The BOB & TOM Show - June 25, 2026

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Episode: The BOB & TOM Show - June 25, 2026

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Episode Theme & Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues its established blend of improvisational comedy, irreverent commentary, pop culture musings, listener engagement, and sports banter, punctuated by quirky stories and playful group chemistry. The cast – Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Al Jackson, and Jess Hooker – riff on everything from identity theft to classic wrestling, gender reveals, snack controversies, and a missing giraffe in Texas, with detours for musical nostalgia and their eccentric day-to-day frustrations.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Identity Theft Comedy Song (00:55–03:40)

• The show opens with a comedic song featuring a fictional caller lamenting his luck with identity theft, inviting thieves to take his persona and financial woes. The cast chimes in, heightening the absurd self-deprecation.
  • Memorable Lyric: “My FICO score is 303, I'm a single dad paying child support one paycheck away from bankruptcy so please, steal my identity.” – [Comedian/Caller, 03:05]

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2. Show Banter & Team's Personal Updates (04:44–06:52)

• Hosts welcome back Pat Godwin and plug his Dry Bar Comedy special, along with discussion about comedian Ryan Hamilton’s new Netflix special about being hit by a bus.
  • “He explores that in the special. And then he said, 'Oh, I got thrown under the bus.' No, you didn’t. There’s a big difference when you actually get hit by a bus.” – Bob Kevoian, [05:45]

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3. Sleeping Habits, Bunk Beds, and Childhood Camp Stories (09:03–12:41)

• The group laughs over the trend of “bed divorces,” bunk beds for married couples, and wild stories from childhood camping, including Tom’s friend’s testicle mishap on a bunk bed.
  • “One testicle is all you need. But we can attests to that.” – Tom Griswold, [12:41]

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4. Sports & Athlete Updates (13:33–15:27, 69:20—74:00)

• Chick McGee reviews the day’s headlines: Detroit Lions DB arrest, Caitlin Clark’s injury, Sophie Cunningham’s stalker, and a large-object world record.
• Later, details on World Cup super-fans getting paid to watch matches in a Times Square studio, and the Norway women's soccer team coach's daughter getting viral attention.

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5. Pop Culture, Comedy, & Media (14:20–15:35, 47:43–48:19)

• The cast riffs on gender reveals, personal faux pas, and the evolution of comedy specials and streaming options.
  • Josh describes the awkwardness of revealing “I’m a boy. Zip!” at a gender reveal. – [15:08]
• Later, Tom and Bob promote the pop-up merch store, including a Pat Godwin t-shirt, with much tongue-in-cheek energy.

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6. Listener Letters: What Christy Lee Hates (25:05–28:15)

• Detailed and hilarious list of Christy Lee’s pet peeves, contributed by a listener, including “feet”, “mayonnaise”, “Tom in general”, and “feces or sodomy topics.”
  • “Christy, mayonnaise has to be on the list.” – Bob Kevoian, [25:25]
  • “Anytime Tom plays Tom Jones or The Wreck of the Edmundson.” – Christy Lee, [25:52]

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7. Wrestling & Regional Nostalgia (39:00–42:26)

• Christy recounts tales of working wrestling broadcasts, Bobo Brazil stories, and the regional wrestling scene; the gang reminisces about camp beds and old wrestlers’ quirks.
  • “He walked by and goes, ‘You don’t need that’ – just took it. Bobo.” – Christy Lee, [27:25] (on losing her Monte Cristo sandwich)

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8. Strange News: Dumb Criminals, Ice Disputes, and Snacks (43:48–68:39)

• Emails from listeners highlight relatable daily foibles (e.g., "stolen" ice bags), elevator repairman named Otis, and ice machine gripes.
• Debate over Aldi's $5 crystal-clear cocktail ice, crushed vs. cubed ice, and the mechanics of refrigerator brands.
  • “I just go to every gas station around here, buy those bags and I buy them all the time.” – Tom Griswold, [63:57]

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9. Musical Nostalgia & Song Lyric Analysis (155:09–159:10)

• A research study about changes in song lyrics’ moral tone prompts the cast to comment on pop’s evolution, the “creep factor” of oldies, and whether modern hip-hop is more negative.
  • “Wouldn’t you say that hip hop is, you know, primarily hoes and guns?” – Tom Griswold, [156:20]

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10. Long Marriages: Love and Patience (159:47–161:38)

• Minnesota couple celebrates 80 years (the "oak anniversary"), prompting jokes about longevity and marriage advice.
  • “After eight decades, both said the formula to successful marriage – don’t keep secrets, be honest.” – Christy Lee, [160:38]

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11. Animal Oddities: The Mystery of the Missing Giraffe (141:26–146:22)

• Updates on a Texas giraffe, Gracie, lost from Cedar Hollow Ranch and still missing despite helicopters and rewards.
  • “Wouldn’t it be pretty easy to find it?” – Tom Griswold, [142:05]
  • “If you’re migrating to the US... you get across the river, you look up and there’s a giraffe there. ‘Juan, I think we went the wrong way.’” – Tom Griswold, [143:04]

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12. Al Jackson Segment: Slang Lessons & Comedy Gigs (128:30–137:19)

• Comic Al Jackson teaches Tom the slang “bag stopper” (someone who blocks your money opportunity), and talks about flying, gig quirks, and clean comedy in Texas.
  • “Don’t fumble the bag... he’s your bag stopper.” – Al Jackson, [136:53]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “It’s Throw Up Thursday. Everybody barf!” – Tom Griswold, [04:31]
• “My friend's testicle was impaled on a spring.” – Tom Griswold, [12:21]
• “Have you ever eaten while on the toilet? ...I think you could, you’d find a way.” – Bob Kevoian, [148:51]
• “The 80th anniversary is called oak? I know the 81st is oxygen.” – Tom Griswold, [161:38]
• "There's nothing like romance with the so-called ‘safe light’ on in the darkroom." – Tom Griswold, [54:02]

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Notable Timestamps

• Comedic song: "Steal My Identity" - [00:55–03:40]
• Ryan Hamilton Bus Story - [05:27–06:52]
• Testicle/Bunk Bed Story - [11:59–12:44]
• Christy Lee Hate List - [25:05–28:15]
• Wrestling/Monte Cristo theft - [27:20–27:28]
• Gender Reveal Faux Pas - [14:47–15:07]
• Ice Cube Snobbery - [61:34–68:07]
• Missing Giraffe Segment - [141:26–146:22]
• Al Jackson's Bag Stopper Lesson - [135:21–137:19]
• Song Lyric Analysis Discussion - [155:09–157:41]
• Longest Marriage Story - [159:47–161:38]

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Tone & Show Style

The episode is driven by the cast’s breezy, ribald rapport—full of running gags, affectionate jabs, tangenting into childhood memories and pop culture, and comedic riffs on the state of the world, airline annoyances, minor tragedies, and the absurdities of modern life. The humor is both sharp and playful, flipping easily between nostalgia, satire, physical comedy, and clever wordplay, all filtered through the personalities of the veteran cast.

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For New Listeners: What to Know

New listeners will find that this episode is pure BOB & TOM: a mix of stand-up-style bits, group storytelling, and unfiltered chat, with family-friendly jokes occasionally spiced by irreverence and burlesque. The blend of sports news, cultural commentary, comedy, and fan interaction captures the show’s long-term appeal.

For best effect, skip the in-show ads; the content itself is tightly packed with laughs, pop references, and distinctive group chemistry.

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TL;DR

Highlights: Identity theft comedy song, pop culture nostalgia, sports curiosities, stories about missing giraffes and runaway wrestling stars, gripes about ice and snacks, and LOL-funny running themes about marriage, sleeping habits, and musical trends.

Don’t miss: The “Steal My Identity” opener, Christy Lee’s “What I Hate” list, the missing giraffe saga, and Al Jackson’s “bag stopper” slang lesson.

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Listeners are advised to tune in for a fast-paced, joke-rich parade of Americana, anchored by hosts who never take themselves—or anything else—too seriously.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Comedian/Caller]

People tell me hacker a listening to all of us on our mobile phones buy online they steal your info and get in your accounts and savings and loan My credit's back, I can't get a mortgage can't even finance a late model card I wouldn't mind someone taking my name Give me a brand new start Feel free to steal my density Steal my identity how dare ya. My mom, her maiden name's Qwerty 1, 2, 3, 4 is my passcode My pet's name is Fido now you're in me look at all the stuff we.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Comedian/Caller]

I had three surgeries with insurance Two on the back, one for the heart they garnished my wages couldn't pay my deductible Take my name, give me a brand new start Steal my identity

[Jess Hooker]

My

[Comedian/Caller]

Social Security number is 209-52-6413.

[Josh Arnold]

Steal my.

[Comedian/Caller]

Come on. Let me tell you a little bit about myself My FICO score is 303 I'm a single dad paying child support one paycheck away from bankruptcy so please, steal my identity Steal my identity Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

N n n n n N n.

[Comedian/Caller]

No ira, no annuity, nothing. The IRS is auditing me. Answer the phone. As a collection agency. Steal my ident.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember when he could play. Hey, you know the old days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and it's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's back in the saddle. Look at him, he's.

[Christy Lee]

You look great, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. You too. You too.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the hairdo, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's kind of sticking up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joshua, it looks like this one.

[Tom Griswold]

The bad guy in the black and white Superman thing from the 50s.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been on in the basement all night working on a time machine.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like you're wearing a headband haircut on Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, there's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, that'll. That's all you need to cut. Yeah, I'm a chick. And here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Throw Up Thursday. Everybody barf.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Who's throwing up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you vomit?

[Tom Griswold]

No, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. You got one. You got one scheduled?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, we'll see how we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that bulimia? When. You know when you're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

When you make yourself throw up, that's bulimia.

[Tom Griswold]

You schedule it. Okay, good.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just move right along.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That was Patty G. That was the live version.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

With Dan Clark's band.

[Tom Griswold]

It was fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. Pat's got a television special out there. It's available on the dry bar website and app. I highly recommend it. If you're looking for something to do this weekend, sit down and get your buns in the chair and enjoy a great. A clean comedy show. That was hard doing that, and you missed it yesterday. Pat, we had a chance to talk with one of our favorites, comedian Ryan Hamilton.

[Pat Godwin]

He's an old friend of mine. He's fantastic. One of the nicest guys in the business.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got a new special. It's called this Just Hit Me. And it's actually a lot of it is about the fact that he. I'm not. I shouldn't be laughing. He got hit by a bus, which is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's just one of those things you always say, you know, what, are you gonna get hit by a bus?

[Al Jackson]

And he did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He explores that in the special. And then he said, oh, I got thrown under the bus. No, you didn't. I got. There's a big difference when you actually get hit by a bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We should point this out. Some broken ribs, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. But that is on Netflix right now, as if you're trying to schedule your weekend of things you want to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

He said that yesterday when he left for New York City from Idaho. Getting hit by a bus was one of the things they warned him about. Went to the big city.

[Tom Griswold]

He's from a. He's from a small town in Idaho, and he's hopes to get home for the Fourth of July parade. He said what? They're. There are 500 people in the parade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And 500 people watch the parade.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And there are a thousand people in the town.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It works out perfectly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Except one person doesn't show up. It throws off the whole thing. So once again, we recognize. I meant Ryan Hamilton. This just hit me on Netflix, and we're hoping to have him in the studio. He often opens the shows for Jerry Seinfeld.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the deal with Ryan Hamilton?

[Christy Lee]

I think he sounded a little.

[Tom Griswold]

And he sort of looks like a goyish Jerry Seinfeld, as I often say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, don't say it so often.

[Tom Griswold]

More like a Mormish.

[Christy Lee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's of. He is of Mormon stock.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I learned about the Mormon underwear was from Ryan Hamilton.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know anything about that until he brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the play the Book of Mormon?

[Christy Lee]

I have, but that was after.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I have not. I need to do that.

[Christy Lee]

You like it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is very good.

[Tom Griswold]

So good. It. I remember watching the first 10 minutes thinking, okay, this can't stay this good. Nothing can be this funny and maintain. Which we demonstrate, by the way, every day. Oh, yeah, that, that, that. That show was absolutely brilliant. And then I think Josh asked Ryan a question about. Larry Miller had said something about when Seinfeld goes out, he has a regular routine of renting a movie theater and they'll get up and they'll have breakfast, go. Go to a movie by themselves privately. A private showing that they get set up. He's got a whole routine. They go for a walk. Jerry's got his life in perfect shape. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I, I got to do that one time locally, a guy said Mission Impossible. The movie came out and I was a big mission possible TV fan. He said, well, come by. Come by this afternoon at like one o'. Clock. You can watch the. Watch it in. In the move in the theater by yourself. It was wonderful. If you haven't done. If you try to, try to organize that. It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

I did it during COVID Yeah, we rented a movie theater because, remember this? No one could go anywhere. Yeah, we rented a movie theater and took the girls and a couple of their friends.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that pricey?

[Tom Griswold]

It was not bad.

[Christy Lee]

It's not bad. I rented a theater once to show Henry Phillips film. Remember his first movie? And it wasn't that bad. It's not what you.

[Tom Griswold]

At the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know what it is now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that the first movie you chose, like the third or fourth pick? Henry Phillips.

[Christy Lee]

I had. I was doing it as a favor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gone with the Wind and Henry was

[Christy Lee]

there and it was like a kid Q and A. A director thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It's a whole. I missed all.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I was being nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You were being nice?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was, I was sticking it to Henry's when I Was busting balls over here yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I thought of what I thought was an invention. Of course, many times you do this and someone's already done it. Now, what I was thinking, we were talking about. What was the term the woman used? Bed. Divorce. There's another word for that. I forget what it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was something more flowery or something he said. That almost sounds too simple, the notion

[Tom Griswold]

of two people not sleeping well in the same bed. A married couple, for example, might have separate bedrooms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I did that for quite a while. And it turns out it wasn't. I couldn't sleep. It was a hatred really, is what it was. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't furniture related.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was vaginal problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a whole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And not. And the rest of the body organism and then the brain. Yeah, it was connected to the, to the badge.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys can go testify. It'll be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was thinking, what about having king size? Because I like a nice big bed. Because I like to get spread out there and there's usually a dog in there.

[Christy Lee]

Do you sleep like a starfish. They call it starfish sleeping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you say that you. Josh is a big starfish sleeper, aren't you?

[Christy Lee]

I dream and legs spread out.

[Jess Hooker]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not. I need some room.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically if I'm by myself, if Kelly's out of town or whatever, I will wake up and it looks like the Tasmanian devil was in bed. I'm not sure what exactly happens, but there's movement. Okay, but in any event, I was suggesting instead of the maybe separate bedrooms, how about bunk beds? Separate. How about bunk beds? But gigantic king size bunk beds. And by God, I've got several letters from people that have them. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never loved you more than when you came up with that idea. That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen something kind of close and

[Christy Lee]

my kids had full size.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we rented size on the bottom

[Christy Lee]

and then a one on top that was a single.

[Tom Griswold]

The condo that we rented on our last vacation, one of the rooms essentially had 1, 2, 3. You could sleep like six kids in there because they had. The lower one was a regular bed and then up was a single.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Michael said that.

[Tom Griswold]

With a fence on it and a ladder, the whole deal. But yeah, they're out there, ladies and gentlemen, so that might be kind of handy. And I think, I believe it was Josh that said, I'd like to reserve the top bunk as well. I would. I would too.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I, I think I Said you'd

[Christy Lee]

sit up and hit your head.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the top bunk. You got to be up high so you can see stuff. Like a cat. You don't want anything sneaky.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't get the top bunk at camp, honey.

[Christy Lee]

Remember? Well, I went to camp, but we didn't have bunk beds. The one I went in fifth or sixth grade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your life.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't have bunk beds. They were just single cots lined up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had those metal bunk beds where they have the canvas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's held by those springs. You know that. You know. You know my story about that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

My friend who.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear that testicle.

[Bob Kevoian]

And your contention was the testicle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was hanging absolutely on the screen.

[Christy Lee]

And you saw it. You saw it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't doubt that it happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's hard to believe they're metal beds. It's like angle iron.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's a canvas thing in. In that the mattress sits on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're held by about a 2, 3 inch spring that has these. That's held by these big hooks.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you get over that? When you look back and your testicle is impaled on a metal spring.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was. Where he was wearing shorts, no underwear, and jumped off the top bunk and.

[Christy Lee]

Ouch.

[Tom Griswold]

He ended up having. I want to say three kids.

[Christy Lee]

So didn't hurt him, did it?

[Tom Griswold]

One testicle is all you need. But we can. We can certainly attest to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another song with a one ball Johnny or something. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Golf to the radio rodeo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got his one ball in his hand and the heater in my truck and I don't give a. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a bar.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Is there. But there's just one ball in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Johnny's one ball man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Find out that we have a great update coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Any hint? Just an update.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Caleb's kid. We had a nice letter yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Caleb, the email.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a nice email from a guy and. Yeah, they had a. They have a nice young son. I said, hey, what's the kid's name? We have an update, so we'll be finding out about that.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it's Caleb.

[Pat Godwin]

Caleb Quay. Right? Check.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we also have interesting stuff coming up in the world of sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming World Cup, Detroit Lions defensive back in trouble with the law. Caitlin Clark has a boo boo again for the fever. Sophie Cunningham being stalked by nut ball

[Christy Lee]

Like, I sat behind him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you about crazy as a

[Christy Lee]

crazy man that was taking those pictures of her close up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sending her jerseys with his cologne. It's just not. Not good. And other sports, including. Actually, I know. I. Oh, boy. This world record. You know me. Nope. This one, I. I love large objects, and this one overly large object is one of my favorite. Really?

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm really, really impressed. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have a. Another dumb gender reveal. So it's. It's all out there now. Now, are those still a thing, by the way?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And you know what? I hate seeing them on my Instagram feed when they do the. The gender reveal and the other child. Like, there's. They're gonna be a big brother, a big sister, and they really want a boy. And then the gender reveal shows it's a girl, and the little kid starts crying, and he's. It's like the saddest thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome to life, kid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

I went to one of those parties. Oh. I made a social faux pas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Walked up to a lady. I said, I'm a boy. Zip. And that's not the right kind of gender.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't about your agenda.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could see how you would make that mistake.

[Pat Godwin]

I got the invitation.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought everybody was supposed to, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Reveal their gender.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a boy. Sip.

[Tom Griswold]

And these days, it could be, I want to be a boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, you know, easy, grandpa.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, times have changed.

[Bob Kevoian]

How dare they try to be boys or girls.

[Pat Godwin]

And girls are boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that long hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Also, we have a one a story Christie will like. It's a world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a story over here, and I'm going to take a vote if you want to hear it or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you say no, I'll ignore it. The top nine best and worst classic ice cream truck offerings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm in.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in.

[Bob Kevoian]

In. Everybody in?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There'll be some controversy, but, yeah, we'll explore.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Controversy. You know, if Vanilla Ice has a problem, he solves it. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Just check out the hook. The DJ will revolve it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Recording vanilla.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

I can do a little T.S. elia for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

That fun bus has been thrown into

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. At the professional parts people. From O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee. I just was handed an important bulletin here. Coming up next week, we're bringing back the Bob and Tom Pop Up Store. Is this, have you seen this?

[Christy Lee]

No, we haven't seen it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Sunday. Sunday. It starts Sunday night.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the Camp Radio Wood sweatshirt, hoodie, T shirt. You got one.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see it.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so cool. That's great. Camp Radio.

[Christy Lee]

Was that the same one? I hope this was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it says Camp Radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you show that to the camera?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she already did. You don't have to control everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Heterosexual members of our staff. I was trying to get a little. See, there's a Camp Radio Wood cotton fleece.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it possible for you to speak and not offend someone? Is that possible? You are on a tear lately. At home, at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, everywhere. I can't order lunch without this.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're offending because your lips are moving.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, doll, give us a turn there. Show us your boobs.

[Christy Lee]

I would think you would be in your honeymoon phase with the kids at camp and you just got married.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we're doing fine.

[Josh Arnold]

We're great.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just making love every night.

[Tom Griswold]

Everywhere else, things are. Oh, I tried to compliment a waitress yesterday and I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you don't know what you're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

This is bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a smart guy. You stop that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop going to movies. Stop talking to people. I, I, that's where all your trouble starts.

[Tom Griswold]

This woman had a, A great haircut.

[Christy Lee]

But it was purple.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it was too short. No, no, it was perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just said to her, hey, I love your hair.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't do that in general. Just, oh, hey, your hair looks great. And she said, I've listened to you for a long time. I know you hate short haircuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

On women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But it looks great. I. I wasn't being sarcastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, what you said was, you ever see a woman with short hair? It just yells, I don't want to have sex anymore.

[Comedian/Caller]

Uh huh.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true. Okay, never mind. Where was I? Oh, the coolest stuff I don't list at the pop up store. This can't be right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Jason? Is this a typo? It says.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen it. It's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A Pat Godwin black T shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my God.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Bob Kevoian]

No one wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

This is plain black. What does it say on it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's awesome. You guys will like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me it's his wild face from the cartoon days.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll kill somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's reminiscent of something Johnny Cash might do.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what you're talking about. Is it a gesture?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

We are gesturing with an instrument.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we put these pictures up yet of this thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not up yet. Okay, so we've got. This is once again the Bob and Tom pop up store.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't approve this?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll have no, but I trust Jesse, you better understand. Pat didn't approve this.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way you're gonna be mad about the picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Let me see.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a terrific, terrific shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although the particular photograph that I have. This is Pat in his minstrel show face.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me see that again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right back to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe in the photo. I. I have seen the. The actual shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All proceeds go to community hospital.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another way to say that would have been maybe the contrast could be adjusted instead of invoking Minstrel show.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen. Have you seen this photograph?

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Ted Danson. Never mind. Also, there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he dress in blackface?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a baseball cap and a camper cap. So that. That's really nice. That'll be coming up next week. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really nice. He said flatly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time to get to emails

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Nice. I'm gonna wear that shirt, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can't wear it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that'd be dorky.

[Pat Godwin]

But I will

[Tom Griswold]

when I'm out at night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you like to sleep with this guy on my shirt?

[Tom Griswold]

We've talked about this before. Do you. If you're in a band, do you wear your own stuff? It kind of goes both ways.

[Christy Lee]

I'm wearing our shirt right now. Is that okay?

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine then. That's because all that says is whatever camp.

[Show Announcer]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio Wood and singing for Iron Maiden.

[Christy Lee]

Worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the Iron Maiden guy work?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting. I don't know. I. I just remember seeing a guy wearing a T shirt with his own face on was just weird. I don't know. But we can move on from there. Now it's time to get to our letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're Bob and Top show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not. I am not. Sorry to bother you at work. This is from Travis. You had Tom. A list of Tom hates and Josh hates. How about little Christy Lee?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are several.

[Josh Arnold]

Several.

[Christy Lee]

I hate feet. A lot of things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Mayonnaise has to be on.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

That damn horse that kicked her in the head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It moved her daughter's only fans account.

[Christy Lee]

I don't hate that because then I don't have to ask me for money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Tom in general,

[Christy Lee]

kind of strong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anytime Tom brings up feces or sodomy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I hate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anytime Tom plays Tom Jones or the Wreck of the Edmundson.

[Christy Lee]

I hate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You also hate yesterday at this time

[Tom Griswold]

we played the classic Sodomigo by request from a guy at the airport.

[Christy Lee]

But that doesn't mean I liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

How many strengthen your point?

[Bob Kevoian]

She's got you there, Butch.

[Tom Griswold]

How many tributes are there to prison? Love, love. You just don't want the incarcerated to have any fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy also hates a marriage lasting.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I keep trying. Trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

When Donnie would get Wolfie hopped up on Mountain Dew and funny.

[Christy Lee]

I hated that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Love child there being interrupted mid story.

[Christy Lee]

That's on the top of the list.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pronouncing municipal and. Or Fukutuku.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobo Brazil is on your dislike.

[Christy Lee]

I hate him because he stole my sandwich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Monte Cristo, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Monte Cristo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Ho Hos. Jojo's. Whatever that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see a picture Of Bobo Brazil.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Big guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm familiar with him. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wrestler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was a famous wrestler when I was a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he in the hall of Fame? He should be in the hall of Fame.

[Josh Arnold]

He better be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I remember Brazil and the Cocoa Butt. Yes. Yeah, I remember meeting Mr. Brazil and it just. It was. Was terrifying, mind blowing.

[Christy Lee]

And I used to work at a TV station and I had to run camera one time on one of these wrestling matches. And afterward we all went to dinner. You know, one of these all night places. It was late and I had a Monte Cristo, which was one of my favorite sandwiches at this place. And by gosh, he walked by and he goes, you don't need that. Just took it. Bobo.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobo being Bobo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you know Bobo likes girls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure he does, but he didn't. I know he liked my sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot that was the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we did that one.

[Christy Lee]

I was like 22. I mean, I was a baby Deuces.

[Tom Griswold]

And Bobo was a distinguished aging. Yeah, he had to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was probably 70, 80 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy also hates keeping a car longer than a year. However. However.

[Christy Lee]

Tucson Hybrid. I'm going on almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

You cannot get her out of the new Hyundai she's driving.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hates mayonnaise and ranch dressing.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see.

[Show Announcer]

And

[Bob Kevoian]

that's about it.

[Christy Lee]

Hates feet. That should be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hates feet. Yeah. Feet is not on here. But you do hate feet. And by the way, P.S. this just for Tom from Travis. Beet juice tastes horrible. Stop talking about. Makes the toilet look like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

[Josh Arnold]

Finish him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Finish True.

[Josh Arnold]

Get over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had a whole thing about beet juice yesterday that they found it in. In two weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Superfood, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But be warned, if you drink. If you drink beet juice, it will. Cause as the aforementioned battle. Battle scene in the toilet. It does make you look like you're bleeding internally on a. I didn't know

[Christy Lee]

Bobo Brazil and Andre the Giant had a match way back in the 1976.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That would.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be the. Look at the size of the giant, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, they're. He was. Bubba Brazil was a big man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Bobo was. He would have been pretty old then.

[Christy Lee]

He was born in 24, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so when I saw him, he was.

[Al Jackson]

He was.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 82. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobo doesn't like sitting still. He has to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we doing this again?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobo. Dad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Bobo way Dad. Oh, no. He died in 98.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Bobo like the ladies?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Bobo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he in the room when I did that?

[Tom Griswold]

But you didn't set it up.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't set it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he set it up when he said Bobo likes. Likes girls.

[Tom Griswold]

I think someone else has to say it. I think I have to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I ain't saying it again, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you kind of muttered under. Under your breath anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I need the pronunciation of minstrel show. Go ahead. Tom. Do you have a letter.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have a letter about Caleb's kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I got in trouble for being in a menstrual show once. I went red face. So you don't do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Girls don't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll teach you to be a thorough and generous lover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the Gild?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a name for that?

[Josh Arnold]

The Gilder Red Wing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that is it, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Real man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gilded Age on hbo. It's like this turn of the century.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like sucking on a penny. Christie.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. There is a copper.

[Tom Griswold]

Move on. Your point is what?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but these two gentlemen were. This is historically accurate. They would go play private shows in people's opulent houses. And they were two white guys who. In blackface. And they were the talk of the country. Yeah, they were crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

They were. That was a massive form of entertainment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable hit all across the country, these guys. And they would do jokes and sing songs.

[Christy Lee]

Is that based on a true story?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it was absolutely a true story.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. That happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Roger Sterling and Mad Men come out. He just killed when he did it, I think. So there was some big, like, sales meeting or something, and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Boy, can't do that anymore. Ted Danson, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, where were we? Oh, we had this nice letter, I think it was. Was it yesterday or the day before from Caleb, who was Amish listener. He was going back and forth to the. To Rochester, Minnesota, to the Mayo Clinic. The ivf. What is it? In vitro fertilization clinic.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. They live pretty far away, so. In Charles City, Iowa. They would listen to the show on the way there repeatedly. In any event, they. After many, many trips, things came out and the fertilization process.

[Christy Lee]

I had a baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the. This is the conversational equivalent of being lost in the woods. I. I have no idea what you're talking about. This guy sent us a letter yesterday and was telling us, I just found his newborn baby.

[Josh Arnold]

They listened to the show every Morning. On their way to intro in vitro.

[Tom Griswold]

Easy for you to say because you have the letter.

[Christy Lee]

And they ended up.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

They ended up having a child. They had a son, but we.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't catch his name because we didn't get it. Yeah, he wrote back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you. You've totally saved it by recreating the child.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is it pronounced Jacoby? Yes, Jacoby Farron Banks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that name.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great name. Yeah, that is a Supreme Court justice, my friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the middle Caleb.

[Christy Lee]

He approves.

[Bob Kevoian]

The middle name is who I thought it would be. It's a famous country star, Farron Young. That's great. Yeehaw.

[Tom Griswold]

And do we have a picture of this little guy? Look at that little guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is my bottle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, he's got his pops and his Gerber.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, are you aware of the bottles that have handles on them?

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's badass. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's handy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got all the snacks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got two handles on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cute kid.

[Tom Griswold]

You can ring out of that thing, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at him. Everything's perfect in his.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude, no idea what's ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those potato chips? What's he got there?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's got little puffs, those grain

[Josh Arnold]

puffs, and then the Gerbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, someday you're gonna learn biscuits. See, because those. Those puffs look like they're in a Pringles kind of jar. Someday you'll be able to get Pringles and start getting some great food. Right now you think those puffs taste great, but your palate will develop.

[Bob Kevoian]

And life is suffering, kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to eat really great stuff down the road.

[Pat Godwin]

Parents break up in three years.

[Christy Lee]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Handsome kid. Thank you, Caleb. Congratulations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Push and pull.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he mention.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, the positivity in this room is just overwhelming.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Caleb mention his wife's name? Because I think she did most of the pushing here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Daphne.

[Tom Griswold]

Daphne. Okay. Thank you, Caleb.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Daphne.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's Daphne, I'll give you 10 bucks. Hello, out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Top Show. You know how we all remember random things I heard once upon a time on your show, and it's popped up in my head recently. Tom, do you still get excited about new dress socks in the morning? I do, Noah says, And it scares me because the more. The older I get, the more I act like Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's got a new pair of Dress socks. And he gets to put them on.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

We all get a little excited about new socks no matter what.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of. Do you wash the socks? You just put them on right out of the package.

[Christy Lee]

Put them on right out of the pack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn right. Oh, yeah, put them on right out of the pack.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he doesn't cut the tops off like Tom does, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all of. All my socks.

[Christy Lee]

Not all of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, that's what you said you did.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you did on some of them.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of socks are spared the scissors?

[Tom Griswold]

Just depends.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you buy more of those socks? Yeah, you don't have to complete the manufacturing process. You can just go ahead and put them on.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you like a nice loose pair of socks in the summer?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I want some grip.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do have a particular sock I like and I tend to buy those. I don't have to cut them up.

[Josh Arnold]

And I want socks that slide down on their own.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he loves that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Pete Marriage.

[Tom Griswold]

Pete Maravich. You don't like that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I want them staying put.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm, I'm low cut.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think a stirrup is in your future?

[Josh Arnold]

I've always loved those. Like, I don't. I've never wanted to own them, but I've always found them fascinating and hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the origin of that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it keeps your socks up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it would just keep them up. But you see him in old movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, what the hell were they wearing those for?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the thing that baseball players have.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's a little different.

[Christy Lee]

You're talking about a garter. You're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were called socks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you could call them stirrups as well. Yeah, they're more a stirrup, actually, because they, they, they don't. Aren't just a garter that goes around, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they go underneath.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, but garter sounds feminine, I think, Right? So that's why. Guys, try to stay.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, more of your letters. We're happy to hear from you. We've got our new new pop up store and. Whoa, look at this. Christy, tell me about your.

[Christy Lee]

While the world watches the stars at the FIFA World cup this summer, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars are already turning heads at age 14.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was in the parking lot this morning. Christy drives in and your car sounds like a chorus of angels as it's coming into the parking lot. I'm not making that up because of the EV part.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then she tried to run me over.

[Christy Lee]

That is not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace's car sounds like, oh, poor.

[Bob Kevoian]

It flaps a little like people.

[Tom Griswold]

People on a lifeboat.

[Christy Lee]

Because NEXT doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai's always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA. They're all over New York City. My friend was just there. She took a bunch of pictures of the official Hyundai FIFA trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But coming up, we have a different kind of snack in the news for the office. We have an Aldi story for you, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, actually, we got some drag racing in the news agenda reveal a cool world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was your gender reveal, Pat? You attended one of those?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I went to the party. I didn't know what was going on. It's a gender reveal. And I walk up to a fine lady and I said, I'm a boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zip, zip that.

[Pat Godwin]

The party started, but she slapped me.

[Tom Griswold]

We even have slapping in the news coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want. You're not in control of your life. Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money.

[Christy Lee]

And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded

[Tom Griswold]

what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold, I am sure here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a little curveball.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Oh, another curveball.

[Pat Godwin]

I too here.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Oh, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am Chick. I am fine. And there's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, you were talking about the days you used to run cameras at the regional wrestling matches.

[Christy Lee]

I only did it when somebody was sick. I didn't do it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

But you did do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

And you, that's where you met the great Bobo Brazil.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly worth a. Worth googling and reading about Mr. Brazil who stole your sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But a fine wrestler, certainly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the era of Dick the Bruiser.

[Christy Lee]

Dick the Bruiser was on the bill that night too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember. Do you remember Pancho Villa? He was also probably in that era.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know much about.

[Josh Arnold]

Was George the Animal Steel around back then?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that. That was more of a New York east coast type thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a lot of that stuff was regional. This is a letter I could remember watching Wild Bill Curry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, it was crazy thick eyebrows.

[Tom Griswold]

It was purported to be a cage match, but apparently the camera panned too far back and it showed him holding up a 3 foot by 3 foot chunk of a cake in front of his face and upper torso. But it went too far back and you. You could see he wasn't really in a cage. He was just holding up a chunk of fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I watch wrestling a lot, there was Wild Bill Curry and Flying Fred Curry and I don't think they were related. Oh, wow. Yeah. And Wild Bill Curry. I think the rumor was he was found in some jungle somewhere and he looked crazy different.

[Josh Arnold]

What was. Do you remember the name of the venue where in St. Louis we would watch wrestling at the Chase?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Columbus, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Tyndall Armory. I know exactly where it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were the days.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they would tour and it was awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess they still do, but a lot different now.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the stratosphere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, there's still others.

[Josh Arnold]

I also mean the regional.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the regional. Those are still the lower. One of our good friends, DJ Dangler,

[Christy Lee]

isn't he real involved in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's an announcer at one of the regional. That's where a lot of those guys start. And ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's sort of the gorilla monsoon of that, isn't he? Yeah, which is fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we should go to one of

[Tom Griswold]

those stories are so great. The background they would give these guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the, the A and E biographies. Is that. Is that who does the biographies? Yeah, the wrestling ones are always stellar. Stellar because you're right, Tom. And stories are amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

And we.

[Tom Griswold]

I told the story about seeing Darius Rucker on TV at an airport busking, wearing a Dick the Bruiser T shirt last Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

And I told you the story. My girlfriend bought Dick The Bruiser's home. And when he built that house, his bed was so big.

[Josh Arnold]

How big was it?

[Christy Lee]

They had to put the bed in, drop it through, and then put the roof on. So when she bought the house, there's this huge bed in the primary suite. They had to cut it up to get it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was huge.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chance Dick had six, seven women at the same time in that bit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about that. But he liked his space.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe even I met Dick the Bruiser, I would certainly give him his space.

[Christy Lee]

But he wasn't a real big guy. He was a stout. Yeah, he was a more stout guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny. Some of those old guys you look at, you're like, oh, he's just a big guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't like the Rock.

[Show Announcer]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick looked like he could eat bolts. Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

He was very nice to me.

[Tom Griswold]

We're still getting some letters here and there. Do you have one over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Dear Bob and Top Show. Did anyone. Tom missed Monday. He was on a quick day of vacation. Did anyone pick up the gift that Osu found at Tom's desk on Monday day? Oh, that was totally completely wrapped from crap.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we've got a plan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it says. Well, we have to wait until Christmas to find out.

[Comedian/Caller]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Letter writer.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Corky. C O R K Y, Corky. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we had a whole plan there, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he won't remember that from now.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, he's forgotten everything we've said. Right. He's looking ahead to the next thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Never let anyone sit in my space again.

[Josh Arnold]

I was surprised that he. I don't know why he wanted to. It must be a camera issue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We have to have.

[Josh Arnold]

So we have a perfectly good chair right over there.

[Tom Griswold]

He touched my stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it's Jeff. He's a good man. I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like anyone touching my stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Just based on his beard, yes or no, you think he's dirty?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't want anyone touching my stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't believe.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's very funny. He's a great guy. He's a terrific dad, but he's dirty. No, he's touching my stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think he's dirty?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's touching. He's moving stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

My chair was all messed up.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

My microphone was in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Eric Clapton could sit there one morning when you're not here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be pissed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you wouldn't be happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're Bob and Top show. Yesterday I had to get a bag of ice from Sam's club. Oh, and I remembered fondly my hero, Chick McGee. I only had about a half hour to get to Sam's club and get back home, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

He stole it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I zipped into Sam's club, flasher parked in front, ran in, grabbed a bag of ice, just ran back out to the car, threw it in the passenger side and sped away.

[Josh Arnold]

Scofflaw.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never felt more alive. Oh, yeah? Well, stealing a bag of.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it was a thrill

[Tom Griswold]

when you get sodomized in prison.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be feeling alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, the things that you think you go to prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say Jen?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jen J E N N. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom, I had to take my mom to a doctor's appointment yesterday. The parking garage elevator was being worked on, reducing it to just one working elevator. Following that appointment, the elevator repairman rode up with us. Proudly stitched on his shirt was Otis. That's right.

[Show Announcer]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

I felt more comfortable knowing if we got stuck, at least the repairman was with us.

[Josh Arnold]

What are the odds his name would be Otis?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that great? I wish I'd have been in the elevator because I would have said Otis, my man, and actually legitimately quoted the movie Animals.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Tim.

[Bob Kevoian]

I worked at Otis for a couple months. A foundry. But I don't have an Otis. You don't t. Button up chambray shirt. A good looking work shirt for a man who has a job. I'd like to get one of those. We'll see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have this.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have lots of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

My Otis medallion.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, where did you. That is the logo. I remember that from working

[Tom Griswold]

the Otis metal that was sent to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine what would have happened had I dropped that? Oh, you've ruined everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm having this into a belt buckle.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? That looks totally cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

So real.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. Yeah, get your cowboy hat. You're on your way.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? I'd have to have Kelly's car warmed up so she could drive away.

[Christy Lee]

But don't tell anybody what it is and they'll look at you like, wow, this would be that. Is that like a Prada?

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is the more or less the size of a softball.

[Christy Lee]

It's like you won something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know who he is. If You've seen his bell buckle. I think he owns Otis Elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it have that coppery smell like do your hands smell of copper a little bit after?

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean like blood?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay, fellas, you want to done with

[Josh Arnold]

your little

[Tom Griswold]

tongue in the cave jokes, okay? We have to hurry up. I've got a surprise for you guys of sorts coming up. We've got more of your if you want to reach us, Bob and [e-mail] Sunday, the new pop up store is happening. I'll urge you this weekend to watch Pat Godwin special. It's the dry bar comedy special. And then watch Ryan Hamilton's Netflix thing called this Just Hit Me. He's one of my favorites. Now we're coming right back to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot girls from Norway coming up to

[Tom Griswold]

the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where we'll be featuring hot girls from Norway. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah,

[Bob Kevoian]

hi. We're back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Pat. Over that cold. You sound better.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks.

[Al Jackson]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hair's a little, hair's a little wild. I don't know if you heard about it. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple quick things. We have a pop up store popping up coming up on Sunday with a bunch of cool stuff, including the, the new Bob and Tom camp shirt, which is really nice. And Christy Lee actually has one on right now. Also, there's gonna be, there's, I can't believe there's a Pat Godwin shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't believe it either.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very nice. And you'll be able to see those coming up, I believe, starting this weekend. So keep your eye open for that. Also, I'd like to mention Pat Godwin's television special, it's the Dry Bar Network, if you will. You'll find it on YouTube and on the dry bar app. And yesterday we talked to an old friend of the show, comedian Ryan Hamilton. His new comedy special is on Netflix. It's called this Just Hit Me. And among other things, it's the story of Ryan getting hit by a bus. I, I shouldn't be laughing, but he's, he's okay. And he, there, there were some light moments There, that's kind of hurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's on tour right now with Jerry Seinfeld. So what if, if you've got a. If if someone thinks you're great and it happens to be Mr. Seinfeld, you must be pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I highly recommend Ryan's Ryan special. Now, we had a letter earlier today about things that Christy doesn't care for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dislikes.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things was stories about fecal material.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's that sort of thing. And I, I and bufuing.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't on the list.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that in the letter?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was on the sodomy.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess it's just not limited.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's half the battle.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a new story yesterday about

[Christy Lee]

the guy in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was one of those. Hard to believe. The guy, the guy had dropped his sunglasses.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you remember the story?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have it right here if you'd like me to read it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Path.

[Christy Lee]

California authorities rescued a man who got trapped in an outhouse toilet holding tank. According to the Fresno county sheriff's department, the man's sunglasses had fallen into the toilet. Yeah, this is at Shaver Lake. And he got stuck in the waterless non flushing holding tank while trying to retrieve them.

[Josh Arnold]

Now Shaver Lake is close to Shower Lake and another lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't remember. Shower, shave.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

He found out it was the other.

[Comedian/Caller]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Deputies in Cal fire responded to the scene, removed the man before spraying him down to decontaminate him.

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly the worst retrieval of sunglasses since Ron Goldman.

[Christy Lee]

No, they never got the sunglasses back.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't a retrieval.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say the tank was waterless?

[Christy Lee]

Waterless?

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell's that all about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, to me it makes it worse.

[Josh Arnold]

Darn it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to remember the first time we heard about this and I. So I dug up a couple of these stories. This is from 2005. A guy named. Of course it's a guy. A guy named Gary Moody was found in the sewage tank beneath the women's outhouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

A teenage girl saw his face when she looked down the toilet opening.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He claimed he was looking for his wedding ring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't the one guy get caught though because of the red light on the camera?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, another guy. That was the. I remember when we got that story of the lady looked down and saw the red light in the camera. By the way, that, that camera. For those of you that are fans of photography, that camera wasn't well, when he started, it wasn't. But when he was done, it was a Brownie.

[Pat Godwin]

Now before this, before that break, you said you have a really good joke. Was that Ron Goldman joke or the Brownie joke?

[Christy Lee]

Goldman joke was

[Bob Kevoian]

right.

[Josh Arnold]

I just said is that the joke?

[Christy Lee]

Because he teased us that he said

[Tom Griswold]

he had a joke that no one will guess. There's someone out there driving a truck right now going, oh, that's good. No, see, Brownie Ace. The Brownie was a famous camera a long time ago. Yeah, a long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah, the Polaroid type thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The. The Brownie was a Kodak product, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the most famous camera of its era.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're wasting time on Brownie, but sorry.

[Christy Lee]

From 1900 to 1986.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was more. Far more prevalent than I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my.

[Christy Lee]

Very various different varieties of the Brownie.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, my. My aunt.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Started. I mean, I've seen those in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In the Godfather Part two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Where the guy throws the camera down and stomps on it. That was godfather one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jimmy Khan throws him 100 part two joke is that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's even older.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

None of those cameras took pictures of anyone in clothes. Okay. That's all there is to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you want to be a star or not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, those are. But yeah, that was. That was the Go to Cameron. Especially in the early 60s.

[Pat Godwin]

Hold on. I ran out of powder like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Josh is demonstrating. Did you ever get your picture taken by someone who had to go under the hood?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Now look at the birdie.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. When you were a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Really under the hood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never. I've never. That never happened to me.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they would be looking at the. Upside down, at the glass, whatever. Yeah, sure. And those. Those cameras are still take. I mean, there are still people that buy that.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's like a resurgence of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're buying huge. It's huge film and. But the Brownies were great cameras. They took really good. They took really good.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they had. And by 86, 1986, they must have been smaller than that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't always that house.

[Christy Lee]

They changed varieties. Years went by. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always wanted one of those spy cameras that looked like a Pez with no hat on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Minox.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what they're called?

[Tom Griswold]

All the Minox?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you would kind of cock them. It was Weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Does anybody still develop pictures in that?

[Christy Lee]

Where do you.

[Pat Godwin]

Dark room.

[Christy Lee]

Where do you go to take film now?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're. There are labs.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to do it once in a media class in college. It was kind of cool. I went into the dark room.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to do it. I had a dark room in my basement.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You print, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a shame in. In the world of romance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids, back in my day, you joined the camera club.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing like a. Nothing like a.

[Christy Lee]

Like that red light glow.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say teenager. Let me.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta smoke pot or something to get my mind right. There's nothing like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, there was a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing like romance with it. With the so called safe light on. Yeah, there's some photographers that know what I'm talking about. It was a special red light.

[Christy Lee]

Red light.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be in the dark room and

[Bob Kevoian]

there was a guy with the camera. Stole my girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Only because he was in camera club. Well, I'm really not sure she was my girlfriend, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's not get Pat. You could. You could get your sweetie into the dark room. Hey, you want to. To help me develop some pictures?

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool. Speaking of developing, that would work.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been developing your 50th developing. I think we're back to the teenage thing.

[Christy Lee]

Your 50th high school reunion's coming up. Could you rekindle with her?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she was. Oddly enough, she's older. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now a very, very good friend of all of ours rekindled romance with his high school sweetheart at his reunion.

[Christy Lee]

Happy for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it can happen out there. In any event, you're welcome for the. You're welcome for the brownie joke. I. I think I should at least get points for.

[Josh Arnold]

You get brownie points.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew going in, no one would get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew going in.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you.

[Josh Arnold]

I told Pat and he did warn us.

[Tom Griswold]

I said off the air, I'm gonna do a joke. I'm very fond of it. I knew no one's gonna get.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you done it yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd heard the term and I heard of the camera, but yeah, the Brownie.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the camera? The swinger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Polaroid Swing.

[Tom Griswold]

The Polaroid Swinger.

[Bob Kevoian]

It had a handle on it, so it could go anywhere and, you know, big thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I bet a lot of those were used for nudie shots in those days. You know, you Couldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

The picture would come right out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever print pictures on your printer at home? That's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't done that in a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you just buy the stock and it's great. It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's amazing. It looks like pictures from the drugstore.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they have cool apps where you load all your photos in. They'll send you a book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Book it up for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Different world.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy, oh, boy. Anyway, women are voting now.

[Tom Griswold]

I want someone to send me a letter about how much they enjoy the brownie. The brownie hunk. No, not fair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like brownies as a pastry?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have found these. The ultimate brownie.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to give it to me. Brownie with vanilla ice cream. I'm your favorite.

[Christy Lee]

It's brownie with sea salt. Oh, and it's at Trader Joe's. I'm gonna say it.

[Bob Kevoian]

A caramel brownie.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's just a brownie with sea salt. And it is to die for. In fact, I was checking out yesterday, and the man who was checking me out, he goes, favorite item. I go, yeah, it's strong.

[Pat Godwin]

They're trained to say that, though.

[Christy Lee]

No, he.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how much judgment they do when they check people out.

[Josh Arnold]

Trader Joe's seems to be judgment free.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're great. And they always are real positive.

[Tom Griswold]

But yes, I'm a huge Trader Joe's fan. I would like to know how they get everyone there so happy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got. It comes from the top down. It must.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. That's a great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you giggle at the nut butter station that they have at Trader Joe's?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're not kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

You grind your own nut butter.

[Jess Hooker]

I always.

[Tom Griswold]

I always grab my crotch and look around to see if anyone else knows what I'm doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody want something?

[Tom Griswold]

It's like when you're in a Jeep. It's like when you're in your Jeep wrangler and you wave it. Okay, right now we are so off topic and late. Have we gotten. Have we gotten anything done today?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I. That's what I call a good brownie.

[Christy Lee]

Cameras. That's what we learned.

[Bob Kevoian]

Taylor and Travis coming up in sports. Oh, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are they getting married soon?

[Bob Kevoian]

Today's. Today's couple, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're fun. And now they're quieting down. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for them.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they break some beds, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no need to go into down vulgar lane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ugliest baby you've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting along in the long run.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's leave him alone. A couple quick things here. We have an opportunity for you to get some very fine T shirts, hats, including the the all new Pat Godwin line coming up on our pop up store I believe starting in a couple of days. Right now I want to talk to you about your house. If you own your own home and you've been there for a while, maybe you just saw your neighbor sell their house and you went the Johnsons got how much? Because what's happening, I hate the Johnson. Yeah, what's happening is this is generally true right now in the United States. Five year old house is worth between 30 and 50% more than it was just a few years ago. And a say if you've owned your house for 10 years, it's probably doubled in value. You can take advantage of that without selling your house by refinancing it. This is what they do at American Financing. You'll find all the [e-mail] contact them. They're not gonna put you under any pressure. This is just an opportunity for you to talk to a salary based mortgage consultant. Usually in about 10 minutes they can figure out if this might work for you. So it's a great way to grab some cash. You can pay off those high interest rate credit cards you've been working on lately or perhaps just do whatever you want. Hey, it's your money. And you can take advantage of that equity once again by doing a refi. No upfront fees, no pressure. It's a pretty cool thing to do. And some friends of mine just did this and it's a very effective way to get your hands on some cash. Call American Financing today. Here's the number. 866-889-2611. I don't expect you to remember that, but I expect you to remember this. Just go to americanfinancing.net and do me a favor, put slash Bob and Tom. That'll help us out. That'll help them out. Once again, American financing.net Bob and Tom take advantage of what's going on in the world of economics out there with respect to your home. Get the details from the [e-mail] NMLS

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I love it when Tom talks like a radio guy.

[Comedian/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Pass me the mashed potato.

[Tom Griswold]

I really can't. I really can't pull it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of cute. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is music from the Bobo Lounge. I'm Bobo.

[Al Jackson]

Isn't that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobo's Bar and Grill. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and hello. Tom. This music is. Got you all over it, man. I'm surprised you don't listen to this leisurely at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this always reminds anything. Kind of reminds me of something in a. You see Jack Lemon getting back to his apartment, getting it set up for a date to come over and.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Life.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a cool ashtray with some kind of, you know, with its own stand.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I can't say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

He's making martinis with ice.

[Bob Kevoian]

People with cool ashtrays are very rich, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we actually have a interesting story about ice. The kind you put in drinks, not the other kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

An interesting story about ice.

[Tom Griswold]

You say you want to do it, Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't go forward until I hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an unusual Christy Lee connection to this story.

[Josh Arnold]

I like ice because it gets your beverage colder than it would be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's what most people use it for, don't you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck having ice in Europe.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, at least like 20%.

[Christy Lee]

Internet users have been debating a box of frozen ice that Aldi is selling now for $4.99.

[Josh Arnold]

Totally worth it.

[Christy Lee]

In a post on Reddit, a user shared a photo of the crystal clear frozen ice cube sitting in the Aldi freezer section.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Each box contains four large 1.8 inch ice cubes advertised as ultra pure and slow melting.

[Josh Arnold]

This is big.

[Christy Lee]

Big for especially old fashioned bourbon drinkers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beg for alcoholics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Some users initially thought it was a joke or were outraged by the concept. Others pointed out that clear cocktail ice is popular by cocktail enthusiasts. Like, we just.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have no idea how.

[Christy Lee]

And it's very difficult to make at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Complicated. It is to make an ice cube like this.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got a machine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a machine. There's the box to make Those ice

[Josh Arnold]

cubes I make the round ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those.

[Josh Arnold]

But you guys are right. It's a complicated. You have to fill in it and let it freeze and then, and then.

[Christy Lee]

And it's still not clear all the air. Yeah. Are they close?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean they are pretty clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when I, I wanted, I. I wanted to get clear ice?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's really hard to do it. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why did you want to get clear ice? And you were obsessed.

[Josh Arnold]

A buddy of his had you got him a really nice bottle or something, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wanted to give it. Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a nice gesture.

[Tom Griswold]

But the I, I, I now. But we. I buy ice all the time. Even though I have an ice machine at my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the kind of money you just have.

[Show Announcer]

Money?

[Tom Griswold]

No ice money. Cuz the ice machine in my house makes crushed ice and I hate crushed ice.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't have the option to make cubed.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

See once again. Much like your socks.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Much like your socks. Don't buy those socks that you don't like. You have to cut the tops off of. Get the ice machine that makes the ice you like.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly likes crushed ice.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there you go. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy wife. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And being well I mean a gentleman. I defer.

[Josh Arnold]

Now would you be cooperation. Are you anti ice tray?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I like the, I like that clear ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you like it too. Okay, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But I just go to the. Every gas station around here has those bags and I buy them all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

My refrigerator stopped making ice. And then it made it for a little bit. Now it stopped again. Oh man, I'm real mad.

[Tom Griswold]

My refrigerator, the freezer make. I don't like the ice. It's, it's, it's got that curve on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like those. I don't. I know what you're talking about. I don't mind it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a one third of a moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Right, Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. So Chris, Christy, this is an important thing. I know you probably want to talk about the latest in the strays of horror movies. I'd rather talk about ice. The. If you take those ice cubes and you drink, they, they cling to the side creating. They create a small dam. And then the liquid comes up and over the longer part of the arc, thus spooling, spilling all over.

[Josh Arnold]

You're about to create a large dam when we yell Shut your damn mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

There are people that know what I'm talking about. I hate those curved cubes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if you have a refrigerator with an ice maker that works, let me know about.

[Josh Arnold]

I have one. In fact, I would argue I have a glut of ice. You know what?

[Show Announcer]

I also.

[Christy Lee]

You don't use ice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You almost have too much ice to

[Josh Arnold]

where I don't use it. In time, it all freezes together and I have to throw it in the sink and melt it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I have to say to that? Wow, I would love to switch places with you. I had the ice trays. Now it's a real process.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wasting ice at my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the smeg refrigerator? I love the smack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love that condo. I rented had one. I sent you guys a picture because I thought it was a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the smack because, I mean,

[Tom Griswold]

I love the smeg. Sounds like a lesbian T shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be. I hate the smack.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, it's. I love this.

[Tom Griswold]

You're confused about your goo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love this, man.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're. I mean, Smag is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Started because of uncircumcised men, but yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

I got to love the smack.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this ice thing is kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I was at Aldi yesterday. I did not, like, look for it, but it's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have it out. I've been calling it Aldi. Is that not right?

[Christy Lee]

That's not right.

[Josh Arnold]

And five bucks is reasonable for.

[Christy Lee]

For four nice things like that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's something for a special occasion.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. It's a special occasion. You get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I get a whole bag of ice for free at Costco.

[Christy Lee]

Well,

[Josh Arnold]

you are a ne' er do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, I know you a big corporation.

[Josh Arnold]

You know when you do well.

[Tom Griswold]

So this says Internet users are upset about this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because they're down in their basement all day trying to figure out what can they be angry about. Come on. So if someone buys a hundred dollar bottle of bourbon, they want to have a nice presentation with a nice clean glass and a big cube in it.

[Al Jackson]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do something special for yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Those people just didn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the Asian bartender from somewhere who's like the.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The best bartender in the world? It comes across my timeline on Instagram all the time. And he has this. This wand where he throws fire on the bar. And then he has a giant ice cube that he takes a knife and makes it into a perfect diamond shape and puts it. And then spins the glass and the ice spins and the guy probably making

[Josh Arnold]

400 grand a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Now that you've Said that it'll show up on my timeline.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, seen the movie Cocktail. Should I watch it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just for Brian Brown. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the FX films. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. They're the best. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Cocktail. Did you see it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, no. So stupid.

[Christy Lee]

That was Tom Cruise, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the love interest in that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I want to say Kelly Preston, but that's not right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not right. It's all right.

[Al Jackson]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's some. It's a girl that I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

That was that sort of. There was a.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the girl from. To Live. A series of films leaving Las Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Elizabeth Shue. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a series of films where they would sort of. Okay. Make a movie about this career and turn it into a. It was an urban cowboy.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It caught everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watching Cocktail there for a little.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course, Kokomo was huge. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You want to come over and watch it with me?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was gonna make us cocktails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine? Just.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, Elizabeth's shoe. You're correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Falling by one of our houses.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm currently watching. I just started watching Widow's Bay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I did too. We're on. Just went through yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank God I finished it, so he can't ruin it for me.

[Al Jackson]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you at the party yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Cocktail can't be interesting in any way. There can't be anything about that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll try to watch it. I'll let you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Fast paced.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is the most amazing review for anything I've ever heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to see it to know that it stinks.

[Bob Kevoian]

It can't be any good in any way.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll watch it and I'll give you an opportunity. Honest review.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the storyline?

[Josh Arnold]

I just think he's a bartender who's learning to be fancier via the tutelage of Brian Brown.

[Pat Godwin]

Goes down to the Caribbean. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Please, no more. No more. I want to go in fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to.

[Christy Lee]

1988American romantic drama starring Tom Cruise as a talented bartender.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Navigating ambition and love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wildly. The movie's widely remembered for. For its 80s flair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flair, baby. Flair. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, where are we here? Oh, we haven't. Have we finished sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you might haven't even started sports. Hard to believe, but we haven't started it. From the NFL. Officials say Detroit Lions defensive back Terry on Arnold has been arrested in connection to a kidnapping and robbery in Florida and faces felony charges and a very long time in jail.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they make a noise enough money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tampa police said Wednesday Arnold is accused of being the primary conspirator. And back in February, three men in their late teens held at gunpoint, battered and pistol whipped. Yeah, they say some of their belongings stolen. And representative for Arnold says he denies being involved at all. He is right now, as I'm talking, the starting corner back for the Lions.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see how that this is a weird story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Caitlin Clark left the Fever's loss to Phoenix in Indianapolis with a back injury in the third quarter. She's been dealing with that issue all season. Left with 5:15 remaining in the third. She went back to the locker room, did not return. She appeared to tweak her back in the second quarter. Fouled shooting a three pointer. And we'll, we'll keep an eye on that for Caitlin Clark and Fever fans. And an Indiana man speaking of the Fever has been charged an accusation he stalked WNBA player Indiana Fever teammate Sophie Cunningham and sent her threatening and explicit messages on social media, including Sophie I can't wait until we're married. Exclamation point. Heart. Heart. 100%.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they call that? No chill. Yeah, dude has no chill.

[Bob Kevoian]

No chill, no game. No chill.

[Josh Arnold]

I might be putting it my wildly.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to Marion county prosecutors, he was arrested late Tuesday, early Wednesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sophie told investigators she'd been staying at home more and having nightmares because of this man's continued messages.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh darn it. Guys can ruin things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, they really.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Austin Reeves is resigning with the Lakers for $185 million. As he works worth that, I say no.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of money.

[Bob Kevoian]

WNBA last night, Minnesota, Phoenix, Chicago and Golden State all win. And two World cup super fans are getting paid $50,000 each to watch every match of the World cup from a glass studio in New York City's Times Square.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're on display.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kevin Okoto and Austin Franklin, chosen from thousands of applicants to serve as was something called Fox one's chief World cup watchers. Their custom viewing booth features a recliners, big screen TVs, a sofa and a foosball table.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

The pair also create online content for fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a bathroom in that place?

[Bob Kevoian]

They admit the marathon schedule, of course

[Christy Lee]

that's where he'd go is I don't

[Tom Griswold]

know where they're going. Times Square. When I lived in New York, a lot of folks Just went right there in 42nd Street.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so. But they get to head home after each day's match.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, that's not.

[Josh Arnold]

But they do have to go back in. It's. That's like work.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true. Yeah. There they are. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to watch every game.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that guy be relaxing.

[Tom Griswold]

50 grand isn't enough to sit through all that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where are you on beret, Tom? Yay or nay?

[Tom Griswold]

Beret.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Only certain people can pull beret off. You got to be either a badass. Have you seen military guy? Or John Travolta?

[Bob Kevoian]

The beret guy now. Yeah, he's got like a weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird beard and the, the beret and shaved head and very hot. More sports guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Essentially they're living in a fishbowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watching the World cup year after year.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching the world. I mean, a fish bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

What happened? You know how the announcers yell gold? I like it when he really makes himself laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I can barely muscle through the highlights of soccer, let alone having to watch every game, for God's sake.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Josh, we're getting closer and closer to our Florida dream of Burmese python hunting. Yes. We've got more details. We. More or less. We're. We're there right now, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no way we're not going.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this about the one I think it's about.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey. Rumors are flying. And the Norway World cup team. And the Norway coach and his family are making big time headlines, including his hot daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll touch base with all those things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's totally 21.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down when the time comes and the time will be happening here. Made it worse, didn't it, with you? Thank you so much for joining us. Stick around, please. I've got some interesting things to tell you about, including our new pop up store, Popping Soon. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, we're back in the. Did you see what I did? I got turned around. I got turned around. What am I doing? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Comedian/Caller]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you have to do it like Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello,

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get a load of this story. You ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Texas artisan is making bespoke cowboy hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

For World cup fans, this is very smart be smoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I have a problem with this article. Go. And I know that I provided it, but keep reading.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then Nicholas Fields, owner of American Haberdashery and Dallas. Oh, wow. He's already made headwear for customers supporting co hosts Mexico and Canada. He's received even more World cup themed orders from the Netherlands and Japan. As the on Field action travels across Northern America or North America.

[Tom Griswold]

I've already got problems.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prices for one of Field's creations. Well, they're 700 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a fair price for a custom made cowboy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the low end.

[Bob Kevoian]

The hats take six weeks to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so they're not going to have them in time for the action. Number one. Well, if you keep reading the guy,

[Christy Lee]

what do they look like?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're. They're. Each one is bespoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy's an artist. And the cheap ones are 700 bucks. But it says here they make 100 hats a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that is not in my story.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to give you the whole thing, but what bothers me, first of all. Okay, there's a lot of things that bother me. What's a haberdasher? Chick? No, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a milliner.

[Bob Kevoian]

It covers a menswear.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Haberdasher is not a hat maker. That's a milliner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but he owns a habit. He also has other clothing there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, he just makes hats.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, then that's incorrect. Yeah. Well, wait, does he also sell other clothing?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's okay. Is it okay for a hat maker to go to a haberdashery convention?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because it's part of menswear and clothing and.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I just think. I mean, this is the thing about. There, he's making World cup hats. Then later on in the article it says he makes a hundred a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Chick, I don't want a milliner at a. I don't want a haberdasher at a haberdasher, at a milliner.

[Bob Kevoian]

It cannot go the other way, can it?

[Josh Arnold]

Get that guy out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's the problem with the world today. Yeah, you got poodles and Labradors creating freaks.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an affront to nature.

[Bob Kevoian]

Golden doodles.

[Pat Godwin]

You can buy clothes and have them sent right to your house in like 20 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

I know, it's great, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Haberdordash.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a Habadordasher?

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn. I can't believe I'm saying this. That's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

What about people who make nuns clothing?

[Christy Lee]

What about them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Habitdashery.

[Josh Arnold]

Habitdashers, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

No, what about. If you're gonna make clothing for the Flintstones, you're a yabba dasher.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did. I read this story. I said, I'm not gonna pass this to the guys. It's too stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Now clothing makers forgot for stores like Lane Bryant and Casual Mail. Those are flabadashers.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. It's. They call him a bespoke. What is bespoke? Milliner.

[Josh Arnold]

It just means custom. Bespoke.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know what bespoke, tailor made or custom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think he opens for Post Malone when they go out. Bespoke Milliner. Post Malone.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you use bespoke, you can charge 40% more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's a picture of this guy. I mean, he makes cool hats, but again, just make a lot of them. And I really. The one thing I really admire about this guy, it says he creates 100 hats per year for exclusive clientele. He will not reveal who his clients are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, probably your country stars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that about common courtesy. He obviously makes them for. And I think that some of these hats, I think, approach 10 grand.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But it just seems odd that they would have this big thing about how he's made all these World cup hats when he's made, what, four?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, where do you keep. You have a cowboy hat and you'll wear at Walking the Dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

All the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

You keep it in a box when it's not on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I was going to ask,

[Tom Griswold]

didn't I, when I brought it in, didn't I bring the case?

[Josh Arnold]

You did, yeah. So is that where you keep it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, actually we have a hat wall.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it hang on a hook or is it on a head?

[Pat Godwin]

We need to see a picture.

[Christy Lee]

I got to see a hat wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has a hat wall.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it, man. I. I'd love to have a hat. I kind of have a hat.

[Tom Griswold]

When you walk in the side of my house, there's a little room. Room.

[Christy Lee]

Like a mud room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And so on the one wall we just had to. Our friend put pegs in.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're probably, I don't know, 20.

[Bob Kevoian]

So him putting pegs on the wall. What did that what, 60, $70,000 for installation on that.

[Christy Lee]

Mike didn't charge that much.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's a. Those racks you buy, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what's Mike's deal? He gets me hooked on these tomatoes and then I never see him. Oh, hell, don't worry, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

They're on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Well, my hooks up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but no, no. Yeah, and then. Yeah, but you're supposed to. Did you know this? With a cowboy hat, if you put it on a table, you're supposed to have them upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So ideally, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I was wondering is how you stored it in between walks, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I. But I have two of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't put them on a bed either.

[Tom Griswold]

Winter one on the summer one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is the difference, white and black? Heavier, you know. The winter one's a little heavier here.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

The summer one's kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you have a raincoat, if you will put on there if it's raining you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you need that.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't ruin a hat like that.

[Josh Arnold]

You really could get some of those. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Send you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't it. Wasn't it raining a little bit at Kennedy's funeral? There was somebody wearing. Wearing a cowboy hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. How about that cowboy hat on one of the guys ushering Oswald?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, I got.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be a famous cowboy chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to. Remember. Remember we used to know that guy's name? The guy in the white suit.

[Bob Kevoian]

He said it, I'd say. Yep, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if that's the police chief, I think. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Who do you think has that hat?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, but I would. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Every one of the. Like, I think every one of those guys is deceased by now.

[Josh Arnold]

Twinkie. The kid had a good hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he did.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a. It was a tall cowboy.

[Christy Lee]

It was like, don't fight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get mentioned enough. It's almost as if the Twinkie continues.

[Josh Arnold]

The Arby's. Arby's logo is a good cowboy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do it.

[Christy Lee]

Remember they used to have the sign

[Bob Kevoian]

as a cowboy hat? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember? I was wrong about Arby's. One day I had. I had what I thought was a brilliant epiphany where I went, oh, my gosh. Arby's. RB Roast beef.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I lived that way for years. And we found out not. Not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the name of the guys who. I always thought it was America's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not roast beef.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's some guy's name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. R and B or something. Talk about like Roger.

[Josh Arnold]

Your name is your destiny.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. But how about bj? Turns out it's Bob and John.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a gay thing. No, if you go to BJ's, you need reservations.

[Tom Griswold]

To be honest. I need to be honest with you guys?

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

My.

[Bob Kevoian]

About time.

[Tom Griswold]

The reason that my one, I don't have the douchey raincoat thing on.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. And you're gonna. I'm not making this up, Pat. I wish you could play, but that hat is made of beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it wouldn't affect it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it can get wet. Yeah, it can get. Not the straw, like one. The winter when it's made of beef.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, you wear it. You wear it to keep the sun from affecting you. If it's raining out, you might not. You could wear a regular hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So wait a minute. The straw hat is your winter hat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, summer. Sorry, did I speak all right?

[Christy Lee]

Because I was confused. So the beaver one is winter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beaver will keep your head.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, you put your head in

[Bob Kevoian]

a beaver, it'll keep you warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Elvis say that in one of the documentaries?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that reminds me.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I'm supposed to. My dermatologist, she said to me not, I need to cover the tops of my ears because I've already had to have that surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, it's important.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you're sun sensitive.

[Josh Arnold]

It was either that or wear fake Spock ears. And the cowboy hat's cooler.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a girl in my grocery store that wears those. She works there.

[Tom Griswold]

She works.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

And they are the fake ones.

[Al Jackson]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she get them surgically?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she's like, all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she was there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go there today, she'll have mine.

[Christy Lee]

If she's working, she'll have them on.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that message? What is that sending?

[Josh Arnold]

Live long and prosper, I think is the message.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but there's obviously some sexual component.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, sexual.

[Christy Lee]

She's just a big Star Trek, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you be me into your hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, I bet if you went in. You know what you should do, Chris? Well, if a guy were interested in her, he could learn like. Like, you look pretty today in Klingon

[Bob Kevoian]

and just melt her spocks. The Vulcan, do they have their language as well, or we're just not aware of it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know if there's a Vulcan language that's not English as well,

[Tom Griswold]

but I think Josh has nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

But that would be any Star Trek.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You would be that. That is so advanced.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In. In Nerd Dom. That would be because, I mean, there's. As they say, there's someone for everyone.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So in Nerd Love.

[Christy Lee]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Has there been a nerd version of a Hallmark movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a convention type people? Beat it. I know of, but that might be a challenge.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about writing a Hallmark movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about a convention.

[Tom Griswold]

One that'd be better be fun. Now, would you think of the. I guess it would probably be hard to do because of the copyright.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they could do, though? This would help this. This would have no copyright issues. There are. There's a giant Hallmark movie convention, and two people could meet at that. And then you have cameos from all the Hallmark stars.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a million dollar idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

They're doing. I promise you it'll be done in the next couple years because they just heard it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Have we gotten to sports yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

I forgot four tons of pythons.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be too many.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that. I saw that article and chose not to because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It creeped me out so much. I said, I don't want to hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's mine and Josh's dream to go down and kill python.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna wear jeans. I'm not wearing shorts.

[Christy Lee]

How do you kill them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever it takes. I'm gonna wear sandals. What do you think of that?

[Christy Lee]

That's ballsy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a bad man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna wear headphones and do something else. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest contest dash rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tom Show. Hello, Patrick McGee. How are you? Object matrimony. Oh, no. That's not right. Hi. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick there. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Never forget, Christy Lee's the hallway bully.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time you walk past her. Hey, dingus.

[Christy Lee]

Push you down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. She takes her fingers and flips the back of your ear as you walk around.

[Christy Lee]

I like to do that thing where I buckle your knees. You know my knees?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You would. I bet you're at a grocery store. You're an ankle shopping cart hitter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm also. I'm a climber. I can climb a shelf better than anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd love to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything's cost me spider monkey. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. And I have some advice for you. No, Sam, if maybe you're feeling down and you need a good laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found that there's a brand new discovery for me. It's called next door.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just. It just. It's people in. In neighborhoods sharing their thoughts and feelings and going through the. The everyday of what we call life.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it like the third most popular app or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's unbelievable, the stuff on here. And I just. Just opened it up just for the heck of it and took a look and see if there's anything and.

[Christy Lee]

Is it your neighborhood or is it

[Bob Kevoian]

just in my case? I am signed in. This is my neighbor.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these legitimate complaints?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from. I can't say who this is from. It's really specific. But I'm just going to read her post to you and I'm not making any of this up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just seen at a hospital by a neurologist. I told him I was hard of hearing but did not have my hearing aids in and I needed him to speak a little louder. He refused. Your hearing is fine. I will not speak up, he said. I pushed back and told him I was diagnosed by an audiologist and had multiple audiograms done and I needed him to speak up. No, I will not speak up. You can hear me just fine. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

What is happening here?

[Bob Kevoian]

I told him this was a violation of ADA rights and legally he had to speak up. He laughed and said, no, that's not right. I was in tears at this point. I was so angry. I just needed him to speak a little louder. I did not feel comfortable discussing my medical needs when I was missing about every other word. Well, I ended the appointment before he'd done any kind of exam. I could not for the life of me figure out what his name was. I never understood it. He talked so fast I quietly missed it. Please be aware her point of the post. I was going to say, your accessibility needs may be ignored by one of your providers.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something wrong with that story.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a neighborhood what I thought next door would be.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought, you know, Steve down the street's not taking his garbage cans. We need to do something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what it's meant to

[Bob Kevoian]

be, you know, that that it's on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course it just turned into.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was on it for a short time and I knew it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would love it because a lot of the posts are. Does anyone know what's going on at 3rd and 5th Streets?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going to go in there?

[Christy Lee]

I saw a cop the other day. Why was he parked in front of Da da da da Da's house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What's going on there?

[Pat Godwin]

There's a guy in a cowboy hat and lights all over his body at

[Bob Kevoian]

three in the morning I don't wear

[Tom Griswold]

the cowboy hat hat. At night I wear my. I wear my Then came Bronson hat with the clip on light dressed like

[Josh Arnold]

he's in Starlight Express.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and here's. Here's a post. These are one of my favorites. Anyone know It's a P. There's a picture with it. Anyone know what kind of bird this is? I love its chirp.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a picture?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do one. In my neighborhood. Can we find out who smokes the cigarettes with the white filters that keeps leaving them all over the street?

[Bob Kevoian]

You would be right in home on that.

[Tom Griswold]

And can we. Can we pelt him with paintball bullets before we hit him with the real thing? I'm sick of picking them up. My dogs eat them. My dog's getting poisoned by your cigarette butt. You a hole. Can I put that in there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that happening? Yeah. Well, I think you should make it known that that's a problem. And the next door is the.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're whatever brand they are. They're white filters.

[Josh Arnold]

What dog eats cigarettes?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, my dogs are idiots, okay? They're dogs. They're living with me. Maybe I made them crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You might made them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, my street is not your ashtray, okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. And don't put your butt in my pool. No, that's not right.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Is it workers? Is there somebody building a house near you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because they're strewn up and down. It's. It's must be one of them.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody's walking. Somebody's hiding.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going to be walking for long. Their lungs are going to fail.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody's hiding their smoking from somebody else.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

All the more reason to expose them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

They end up in prison smoking. Smoking their roommate, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, people who don't smoke. And if you sneak a cigarette and come back in the house. Yeah, we always smell.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And they, they're constantly surprised. Oh, you can smell that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Show Announcer]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we finished our sports broadcast?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we haven't even started. Oh, yes, we did. I'm sorry. We've got. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record volume up on that thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

A little better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me I ain't a professional. A school teacher from Iraq has created the world's largest ballpoint pen.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. I'd like to take a Look at this, Mr. Yahya.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hamnet.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he spell his first name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Y A H. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Waiting for my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Y A H. Y A.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your Yaya.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hamdan last name earned the Guinness World Record. He unveiled a functional ballpoint pen.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, did you ever read Divine Sisters of the Yay or Divine the Traveling Paint? The Yaya Sisterhood?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I haven't read that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hamden unveiled a functional pen. A ballpoint pen measuring 21ft 7 inches. Roughly the size of a London bus. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

21ft.

[Bob Kevoian]

It weighs 207.

[Christy Lee]

Where do you find notebook paper to write on?

[Bob Kevoian]

207 pounds, 3.75 ounces. It's heavier. I love the similes that this, that the author draws in these stories. The 207 pound, 3.75 ounce largest ballpoint pen is heavier than an average male kangaroo. True. Oh, see, that's something that's a relatable,

[Josh Arnold]

but that's not a simile. It didn't use like or as.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, it's a metaphor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like. The record breaking pen is fully functional using a special oil based ink.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you lift it up that

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Hamdan made himself.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a picture of this thing.

[Josh Arnold]

He made the ink too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a sharp looking guy.

[Christy Lee]

Nice looking pen.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not as big as I thought it was, but it's a.

[Josh Arnold]

It is pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a beautiful 21ft.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's. That's like 10ft.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. That guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's six feet tall. Remember, with perspective, it's maybe 12ft. No.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we working with here? Is it a snap or a twist?

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a twist, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like a twist. Yeah. I don't. Come on, baby. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a slender pen

[Josh Arnold]

as opposed to a fat pen.

[Christy Lee]

How many fat pens do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean. Well, it's the only fat pen I

[Josh Arnold]

know is It Chris Pen and he's no longer with us.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like one of these. As opposed to one of these.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still say that's. If that's 12ft.

[Tom Griswold]

It's no 12ft or 21 perspective. It's because if he were lying down, he could fit there three times 21ft.

[Bob Kevoian]

7.5 inches is what the story says.

[Josh Arnold]

Got Steven Spielberg's picture in the back there.

[Pat Godwin]

But look, it can't even write all that scribble in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's not. Yeah, exactly. It's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's right to left. What the hell is that all about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Does it only write in Iraq?

[Tom Griswold]

That's their. That's their language. Iraq.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Iraq.

[Josh Arnold]

Crack open.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you speak Iraq? I don't sure. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have Iraqs in Iraq? Is there an Iraqi driving in Iraq?

[Pat Godwin]

They have Iraq and roll.

[Tom Griswold]

They do have. They call it Iraq and roll.

[Show Announcer]

Really do.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird intros though. I don't want to say, you know,

[Josh Arnold]

when I play pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Iraq, Iraq. Em.

[Josh Arnold]

This is dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow someone get to the song. Iran, Iran so far away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Norway.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

World cup head coach. His name is Stale Solbakken. S T A L E so Bakken celebrates Norway's 32 win against Senegal by hugging his wife and his daughter. I'll get back to the daughter in a moment. That was a Group 1 match at New York, New Jersey. That's MetLife Stadium. But they can't say it because they didn't give FIFA money.

[Josh Arnold]

Words you hear in an incestuous three way. I'll get back to the daughter in a moment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fans have discovered the real his wife. The real star of the family is his 21 year old daughter Ida.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever googled incestuous three way Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I will not dignify that with a comment.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I doubled down on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here is Ida, old Bakken. She's quite okay. Has quite the presence on social media. As you can see. She's in various states of undress there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

She's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

But she is. She is dressed though. I mean, you know, pretty much there's no.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's the point of the story

[Bob Kevoian]

now that she's becoming a star on the Internet and her father is the head coach of Norway. Who is your favorite World cup team?

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because they. They do the rowing up the escalator and then. Not only that, but they do it everywhere. Wherever they gather they.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks really my favorite. I. I'M I'm try also thinking this teams, the fans rather from Scotland are the best. They're the ones that drank all the beer in Boston and I don't believe that story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

There must have been some beers.

[Christy Lee]

You can't have.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't have Scotland and Norway as your favorite. Which one is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I like them both.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you going to do when they. If they play each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be torn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it'll be tough.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I'll have to get on an escalator or the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm to start rowing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. This is the only aspect of the World cup that I enjoy. Are. Are the side stories and the fans and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and that's. That's one of the big side stories. Ida Slobakin.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a pretty girl.

[Christy Lee]

She is pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who slobbers on her websites?

[Tom Griswold]

Is she an only fans lady?

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't say if that's the case. No, should be. Well, that might be.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's got to cash in on this thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the other big story this morning we already went over the 8,000 pound. That's. They set a new record for killing snakes in Florida. Cumulative over the. Let's see, £8,000 in snakes. That's four tons to me in Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's not even putting a dent in the.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not even.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No. Still a lot of work to be done.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they find the biggest one ever? Wasn't that the story?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and in this year they.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they find the one huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

It seems like every year they hunt for one, they find the biggest one ever. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're terrifying. It's bigger than that pen.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not as. Yeah, that pen was.

[Tom Griswold]

That pen.

[Josh Arnold]

Every bit 22ft.

[Tom Griswold]

And that pen was, you know, something.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what he said. That's what the story may be.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the few pens that is indeed mightier than the story. Sword or heavier, but hard to wield.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard to. Really hard. Really fling that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I would like him to prove that it writes.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. I wanted to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would like to see him write with it. Make one letter even a team of

[Josh Arnold]

men, you know, four people on each side.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that should be the next record. They could get some gigantic guy to pick it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And a piece of giant notebook paper. And then that could be a world record too.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's gonna have to make the paper if it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it's described as a ballpoint pen. It should have a clicker on it, not the screw.

[Show Announcer]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Do all ballpoints.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

They do nothing. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to say yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Ballpoints you don't have to do anything with.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is a ballpoint. It does not have a clicker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clicker. Nope, nope. That's not a ballpoint.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. That's a thin ballpoint. That's thin.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this is a real thin.

[Christy Lee]

I thought a ballpoint had to do this.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Christy.

[Comedian/Caller]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the ballpoint has to have a ball in the point.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the ball. Ballpoint pen has they. Originally it was called a clicker pen, and they thought, no, we're gonna go with ballpoint.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

The old BIC is a ballpoint, and it doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for teaching me.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not. That's. Well, that's mislabeled.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, could we move forward here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you guys think I'm serious all the time? I'm trying to teach you people something.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Incredible, these ball clickers. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That pen is the size of a London bus. That's a relatable ways. And it weighs more than relatable to me. And it weighs more than the average male kangaroo. And who doesn't know what that is, by the way? We never got to the story yesterday. I still can't figure out what's going on with this missing giraffe.

[Josh Arnold]

Texas told you. He's wearing sunglasses and a fake mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't see him. But there are conflicting stories.

[Christy Lee]

It's a girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her name's Gracie, and she's leaning over going, you heard?

[Tom Griswold]

One story says they found her. The other says they haven't. And there's still a reward.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope they find that loose giraffes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll get to that in a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

I went with the other guys and I'm trapped.

[Bob Kevoian]

This contract so trapped Free me not with Simply Safe and Affordable. Pricing, monitoring and deterrence plans start at around a dollar a day. And this should tell you a. A lot. I set up Simply Save myself, did it myself two or three times and it's oh so easy. What does that tell you?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of drills, A lot of wiring?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. Not at all. Oh, and Simply Save wants you to experience the same peace of mind we do. And we've got a special deal for deal for you. This deal has never been offered before. Just for Bob and Tom. Listeners right now get 60% off plus free outdoor camera on your new Simply Safe system. Just visit simplisafetom.com. that's simplisafe tom.com. and remember, there's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to have to call Chuck McDowell. Chuck McDowell. To cancel your. I love that guy's voice. Chuck. I'm Chuck McDowell.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a lawyer.

[Tom Griswold]

To cancel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, Chuck. No.

[Tom Griswold]

To cancel your timeshare.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need to. I need to find out more about Chuck McDowell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's great. He's got the best voice in radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great.

[Show Announcer]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

On, my Lord. I'm not gonna cancel your timeshare.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. You never heard that guy?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the best. I want to get him on the show. I wonder if he can do sports. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. These are the O'Reilly Auto Sport. Auto sports. Did I just say that? I'm having a tough day. I really don't think I belong in radio.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're doing fine.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stronger than dirt. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Closed circuit. Tom, that was completely my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do it now. Okay, There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I have a complaint.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Laid on a spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Papa again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope we can help.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a lot of serious things going wrong in the world right now. I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

There's not much I can do about it, but there are some things I think I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? Do you. Do you feel responsible?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've given up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I can't keep up anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a bad philosophy. You control what you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. There's too much going on. I. I can't. I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grant me the serenity a blah blah, blah.

[Josh Arnold]

As is often text.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a minor problem. First of all, I am a huge fan of flying. I love my pilots, the flight attendants, the mechanics, everybody. They're great. I never complain about it. And this is not a harsh complaint at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I tend to avoid drinking or eating on an airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't want to have to get up and use the toilet facility.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

For etc. Etc. But they often pass out the snacks. I was recently on a flight. Excellent flight. Great. Great pilots, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. The snacks were a garlic peanut mix of some sort.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Or maybe not peanut garlic.

[Josh Arnold]

It was maybe Gardettos type.

[Show Announcer]

Whatever it was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gardena trail mix.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever it was. Garlic.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. That's a bold choice on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a bad choice on a plane. I don't want to be sitting next to. You may recall I sat next to the representative from the. I never bathed. The bathe. I've never taken a bath. Representative of another country.

[Bob Kevoian]

But are you exaggerating or was it bad? Real bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that guy stunk. Really? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what happened happened here. And they're not going to tell you this. And for. For the. For right reason. There was clearly a vampire on that flight. So you break out the garlics. That's when they break out the garlic snap.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I can't come over the speaker and go one of you is a vampire. Everybody you're gonna. You're gonna have bad.

[Christy Lee]

So they saved your life. Look at it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess so.

[Bob Kevoian]

But if there was a vampire on the plane, what do we know he was invited to. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Had to have been.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had to be tenant.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably. I was just.

[Christy Lee]

Windows closed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you just roll the window down?

[Tom Griswold]

Damn it.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't think. No, I mean the shutters. Cuz it's during the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you do that for me next. The next Flight you take call. The steward is open with. With the button and say, excuse me, can I roll my window down?

[Christy Lee]

You. I didn't mean that. I meant the.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we know, but now we're having fun with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're having fun.

[Christy Lee]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't reflect on you.

[Al Jackson]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

It was kind of odd that they had garlic.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Yeah, I get why that snacks. You know what, though? Peanuts aren't odor free. Somebody who has peanut breath.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But garlic is a strong. Yeah. So anyway, what's your favorite piece of a Gardetto's mix?

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The actual dark.

[Josh Arnold]

The brown wafer kind of thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't approve.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have. They sell bags of just those.

[Josh Arnold]

Are those rye?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like rye. The checks mix and all that stuff. I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like any of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like checks mix?

[Comedian/Caller]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's too much diversity. There's too much diversity in our culture. I don't want it in my snacks.

[Josh Arnold]

Get this melting pot of flavor out of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me all the same color chips. That's all I. Yeah, he does like lays.

[Pat Godwin]

Give me a blonde Lace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, a nice blonde American Lays Hitler like legs. The Aryan chess.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you guys are taking it too far.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a bowl of Caucasian crisps.

[Tom Griswold]

As the song goes. Keep them separated. Do you like that stuff where they mix everything together?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, other than lay's potato chips, which we know you love, what is your go to snack?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like pretzels?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a pretzel?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

I like those soft pretzels at the airport.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but. But that's not necessarily like a pretzel rod. What shape? If you guys are going with crunchy bagged pretzels, what shape do you want most?

[Christy Lee]

Want the sticks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

The traditional bow, I guess, twist.

[Christy Lee]

I like the sticks.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I like a rod.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pretend like you're cigar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I always pretend like they're a cigar. I will when I'm 95.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have any.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I'll be 90.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys aren't going to care for this. I'll crumble the salt off so I don't have. I want a less salty pretzel.

[Bob Kevoian]

You need to homoerotic to suck the salt off.

[Josh Arnold]

No, because I suck the salt off because it slides into the anus easier.

[Bob Kevoian]

There might be some stinging.

[Tom Griswold]

And ladies and gentlemen, that's a Wrap.

[Show Announcer]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I, I'm not complaining about flying. I'm so glad to be there. And I, I, I, I wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're complaining about the snacks they're offering?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just thought it was a very odd choice. It was my first time on that particular airline. They were excellent.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only problem with food is like a sandwich that somebody opens up and Chick you nailed always seems like it's chicken teriyaki or something.

[Josh Arnold]

The person who comes on a plane with a Subway rarely is it the turkey and lettuce. It is the chicken onion teriyaki.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. With extra teriyaki sauce. It's amazing.

[Al Jackson]

Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one technical thing that they've got

[Bob Kevoian]

to redo on the plane.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It used to be now because whatever. Well, everyone's bringing on. They all have the same suitcases now.

[Al Jackson]

We all do that. You.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't have to check luggage carry on.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Editor's note. The roller bag that Tom's referring to, he only discovered them less than a year ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly got me one, but they're all the same size and they fit in the over. I get. But what happens now is since they used to have the brain to have someone supervising. Now you get in the plane and all the overheads taken.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of airlines still do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only were on and then the people. So the people in the, in the front can't. It's. You can't get your bag. So when it's time to get off the plane. Well, my bag's 40 rows up. So they need to have someone going. No, you have to put your bag where you're sitting.

[Christy Lee]

There might not be that somebody's already taken the spot.

[Bob Kevoian]

They. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

They should load. They should load the back first. Those people should have to take their bags all the way back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's never go to change.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. But I also. I've never understood why airplanes don't load back to France.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either. I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was some sort of online and it showed that it. It saves like 13 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

To do it that way.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to France.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it does save time to do it back to France.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But they're not doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And also then there's always the people standing up there. And as soon as they say they'd like to welcome the handicapped and the military, et cetera, et cetera, there's always the crazy lady that isn't. Doesn't have permission to do that. That and Then she gets up there

[Christy Lee]

and go, I'm sorry, can I get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

Has anybody here. Has anybody here flown with Tom besides me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but not.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it was sort of a separate thing.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't have to watch him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found that Tom is mistaken for being absent on a plane. He tries to not say much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who hates flying with me?

[Christy Lee]

Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

My wife.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because you're thrown by most of everything that happens in the process.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to get there. Two hours parking the lot, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

People in glass houses.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm not thrown by it. I'm just annoyed by it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I'm thinking about doing, and I think I could pull it off is if there's anyone else that needs a little extra time to get on the plane. Oh, bored now. And I thought, you know, just a quick little subtle limp.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And go on up.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was telling me they had a. A friend that had a fake cast.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a comedian friend that I traveled with a lot. And he faked he's no longer alive. Well, he has. He had like a thing that he brought with him to put on his leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He'd get on first.

[Josh Arnold]

Semi despicable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why I'm not saying his name right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lord, you got to prepare for that. You got to keep it in your carry on until you need it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. So is that sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are making headlines again. Because when. When will the big wedding be? Speculation is running rampant.

[Tom Griswold]

Let these kids alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

The latest rumor, a multi day wedding celebration around July 3rd weekend. Primary location being Madison Square Garden, New York City, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Mysteriously, they're not going to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Garden has been reserved by people that they're not sure who's reserved it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to have to get the smell of pot out from that goose cone concert. Not to mention get the blood off.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Not to mention get the blood off of.

[Christy Lee]

The guy died, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I pushed him. It's my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, it's not that. We're not upset about this. You are joking about Taylor Swift.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want to get married at Madison? There's no way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sources report the couple notice how. I'm just going right up right ahead. She's a couple rented out. Shut up. Couple rented out MSG for the festivities. The arena, highly prized, private, completely windowless and has underground parking, allowing the couple and their guests reportedly. How Many you think are on the. On the guest list?

[Christy Lee]

500?

[Josh Arnold]

5,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

5,500.

[Pat Godwin]

A thousand.

[Bob Kevoian]

A thousand people. That's right. To enter there, you can enter completely out of public view. The prying eyes of people who pay our money to bait and switch.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe every. All eyes will be on msg and they'll get married.

[Bob Kevoian]

The venue has a blank space on its calendar. No events scheduled from late June to early July.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a show there once. I didn't like seeing a concert at msg. An hour later, I wanted to see another concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a Chinese food joke, folks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw Neil diamond at msg. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a crappy place to see concerts, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, because an hour later, I have its reputation.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's also fueling speculation that it's the Garden special event. Permits have been filed for a film theater event in the streets surrounding founding the Garden for the wedding. The rumored wedding week. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it were broadcast live on tv, would you watch it?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I wouldn't. My girls would do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, would it be bigger than Princess Diana, do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know that, but it'll be big.

[Josh Arnold]

But I, I, they shouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

No, I hope they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess what I should say is I hope.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they just get married at the Elvis Chapel in Vegas and really throw people off?

[Pat Godwin]

Off.

[Tom Griswold]

Do whatever they want. They're cool people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't they pull off it, like, anywhere? USA and a Justice of the peace.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of feel like they would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boom. We're married.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they could have the mayor of New York marry them, and then he could abscond with all their money because he's a commie.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that, that could happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I don't know when it happened, but. But your subtlety is almost all gone. Not that you had a lot to start with.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

He's where? He's wearing his Viva Fidel outfit.

[Bob Kevoian]

People. People seem to like him. Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

He did get elected, didn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

He sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm taking everybody else's money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that sports is the answer to your question.

[Tom Griswold]

You ready to do some news? Christy, it's not time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right now I feel happier at work. I have that story coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

What? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Want to feel happier at work?

[Bob Kevoian]

Impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

This is as happy as I can get. Okay. Right now, I want to talk to you about the docs. The doctors at Brick House Nutrition, they've been working on something for a long time and they've come up with a supplement called Lean. It's about weight loss. It's not a. What do you call those things?

[Christy Lee]

You GLP1 Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the stabber devices? GLP1 W. That depends. Oh, right, yeah, those things. That's not what this is.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why'd you even bring that up? You're confusing people.

[Show Announcer]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Lean is a supplement. Lean is a weight loss supplement. No stabbing with a pen. And the idea behind Lean is it's been designed by physicians to help lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite, curb those cravings so you're not as hungry. And Lean is part of a. Let me put it this way. It's not for the casual dieter. Lean is not to lose 2 or 3 pounds. It's designed to help you lose 10 pounds or more. So if you're looking to get back in shape, if you're really a load.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, this is gonna happen. You get a little heavy. It happens to all of us. You can check out Lean. Lean. And once again, it's part of a diet and exercise program. Once again, getting rid of that, those, those cravings all the time. You get started, by the way, we'll knock 20% off of it for you and give you free rush shipping if you use my name. Go to takelean.com the code is T. Once again, it's take lean. L E A N takelean.com for that special discount and the special shipping. Weight loss results, of course, are going to vary in these products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. And these products aren't intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The idea is to help you lose some weight, see if it works for you, give it a shot, read about it and find out about it. Do your homework and you'll find all the info at Take Lean. And the code word is Tom. Coming up, we have a little bit of history for you and other delights, including we're gonna be finding out about this missing giraffe, which they can't seem to find in Texas. Wait a minute. There it is. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com

[Tom Griswold]

gonna bark anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show.

[Josh Arnold]

I was daydreaming like nobody's business Daydreaming

[Bob Kevoian]

and I'm thinking of you. What is that song?

[Christy Lee]

Daydream.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gotta be daydreaming. Daydreaming and I'm thinking, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

And his hair, it's all poofy. Magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

It was great. When you walked in this morning, I didn't even notice. Oh, it was fabulous.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you would have said I spent the night in jail, I would have not been surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Looked like you had just rolled out of bed and walked in here, like, literally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did Josh take you by surprise when he picked you up?

[Pat Godwin]

No. No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It is dark out. We didn't notice.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you still picking him up every morning?

[Show Announcer]

Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I picked him up this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's that? How's that go? I cuz I know that you. You wake up and you. You're ready to go and you're like. You're like talking. Especially in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he and I have different approaches and what are you going to do? You know, it's nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

So does he just blab away to himself?

[Josh Arnold]

Not this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

You actually talked with him?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

He. He was mostly silent.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I've learned how to adapt to the inside of that car the first day.

[Tom Griswold]

When are you going to be able to drive again?

[Pat Godwin]

Two more weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

So who's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's doing it next week?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm right across the street.

[Christy Lee]

He's off next. Are you off next week?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we have to do a little history here.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I should pick you up next a couple days next week.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, I should do and run and run a recording.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you chatty?

[Bob Kevoian]

You. Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess and I are chatting. She should.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Yeah, I should.

[Pat Godwin]

We're like. We're like. We're gals in the car.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But gossipy.

[Jess Hooker]

Not paying attention to the drive.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

She almost killed him, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good one today. We got a lot of cool stuff going on here. Okay, anyone remember who Lucian B. Smith was and say 1867. What did he patent?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell us about him.

[Christy Lee]

Lucian B. Smith.

[Josh Arnold]

Smith and Wesson.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm going to say the hand mixer.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Probably one of the most important inventions in the history of the West.

[Josh Arnold]

The Pocket West.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The Six shooter.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

The sifter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Barb.

[Tom Griswold]

Barbed wire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. My Other guess, Catlin Concubine. Barbed wire. If your last name was wire, would you name your child Barbara?

[Josh Arnold]

I would name my child Berdonna.

[Christy Lee]

Berdonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Berdonna. Wire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like. Oh, like the Tim Harden song. Like a bird and a wire.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Leonard Cohen. Leonard Cohen song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. You can. You're just. Your references are amazingly. Just obscure as today.

[Josh Arnold]

As long.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Sorry. Lucian Smith patented barbed wire named after his wife Barb.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not very sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

You think that's top 10 tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

Barbed wire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's funny enough. 1867, June 27th. The first barbed wire tattoo in the old West.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine tattooing technology in 1820? Like a nail.

[Tom Griswold]

Hasn't the barbed wire tattoo gone the way of the man bun? Isn't that old over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely not.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it was like late 90s.

[Christy Lee]

It was during the movie, I think, when Pam Anderson did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is a surprisingly okay movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. I saw it in the theater and was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's amazing. I smell Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'll give it another look. I was bored to tears.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to history. 1876. This is one of the few you,

[Josh Arnold]

you know, you fill the room with people. And when those people talk, you get mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I want no opine. More about some movie no one's ever seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, talk about Leonard Cohen. 09% of people enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, among the semi literate.

[Christy Lee]

I think more people know Pamela Anderson than Leonard Cohen.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, who would you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it's sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would you rather sleep with, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Pamela Anderson. Leonard Cohen's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Make a video.

[Bob Kevoian]

Leonard Cohen is so tender and caring.

[Christy Lee]

Is he?

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right. To the illiterati.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hallelujah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is important. 1876, the Battle of Little Bighorn.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about Big Bighorn?

[Tom Griswold]

That's an oxymoron, really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like the old jumbo shrimp. And they said nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. There has to be somewhere. Someone has to have a place called Custards. Last stand.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they do before.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it okay?

[Josh Arnold]

They sent us some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's at the corner. No, it's at the corner. Hack and tired.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that they think all over the country? No, I'm not suggesting. I was just. Never mind. You know that they think the theory is that Custer was not scalped.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. I'm not making this up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really long hippie hair, though.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's the thing he hit. He started to go bald.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And so they. He Famously. Last strand, he cut his hair. He had had his hair shorn off before the battle. And they. The theory is that he was, in fact, not scalped, but he was. And they. They did. They also disinterred his body and took it back.

[Christy Lee]

No matter what. He's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

He was killed.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, don't make jokes when we're learning, please.

[Pat Godwin]

I won't.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a boring, boring son of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're more familiar with the battle.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The battle of Foghorn Leghorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll say. It was a bloody day.

[Bob Kevoian]

The corner of Hack and Tire. I stand by that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you should.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

It was very funny, Chick, but it hurt his feelings.

[Tom Griswold]

1929, Herbert Hoover authorized construction of what?

[Pat Godwin]

Dam.

[Christy Lee]

Dam. Hoover Dam.

[Pat Godwin]

Damn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't like 300 people die during that or 700 or something crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

There may be a few. There may be a few folks interred. And concrete.

[Josh Arnold]

That's false.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that didn't happen.

[Josh Arnold]

When I took the tour of the dam, they told us that that couldn't. Well, you know what? Why did I believe this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they say that? No, because.

[Josh Arnold]

They said. Because the problem would be that if once the body decomposed, there'd be space in there and it would. The integrity of the dam wouldn't hold,

[Tom Griswold]

would it decompose inside contact Concrete.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's what.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what the guides.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember when Herbert Hoover was the big blooper?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Hebert Hoover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hebert Hoover. And everybody thought that was hilarious. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but 1982, Ridley Scott releases Blade Runner. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

There are like seven versions of that, aren't there? The director's cut, the producer's cut.

[Bob Kevoian]

I liked. I like the longest one. I think it's the director's cut.

[Josh Arnold]

The Grips cut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rutger. How amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love that movie. It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is Harrison Ford in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he plays Han Solo in it. Did you know that?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a weird. Isn't that weird synergy there.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they going to do as he ages, Blade Shuffler?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they did a new Blade Runner three or four or five years ago with Goose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman and Blade Catcher.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys, we had two. Two or three moans, and he's still giggling.

[Josh Arnold]

And then he's. He was about to accuse us of not being able to take a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I killed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have to. You have to watch the documentary again. I just watched and live Again, how

[Tom Griswold]

awful it all was and how incredibly guilty he was. Let's see. In 84, Prince released Purple Rain. If you've got Purple Rain at your place, you probably live near industrial plant. Let's see. Independence Day is the movie that was released on this date in 1996.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bill Pullman's pretty good in that.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to hear the sad one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, let's do the sad one. We can take it.

[Tom Griswold]

2009, Michael Jackson. Jackson died at the age of 50. God.

[Bob Kevoian]

On this. On this date. No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Vera Faucet die on this date, too?

[Pat Godwin]

Then she got ignored.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

She never molested a kid.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, allegedly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

You don't know about.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know about fear, but she's. She's probably responsible for form. For more man seed into socks than any woman of her ear era. The nipples through the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that bathing suit poster?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It went through my high school like. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you guys seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, George Orwell, who predicted a lot of the things.

[Christy Lee]

1984.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't even know what year it was.

[Tom Griswold]

He thought.

[Christy Lee]

No, he didn't, did he?

[Tom Griswold]

But he thought Big Brother would be in the big screen.

[Show Announcer]

Turns out.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns out Big Brother's on a little screen that we all carry around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sleeping next. Next to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Happy birthday, Carly Simon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great pool without a stick. Balls in her mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

You met her in person, right? Wasn't she behind you in the theaters?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, at a. At a Randy Newman concert. It's great, you know, but Randy Newman should have gotten the Pulitzer Prize for the album Good Old Boys. Better than anything.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the time.

[Tom Griswold]

1975. Happy birthday, Linda Cardinelli. You know who that is?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Freaks and geeks and dead to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Crazy hot. Yeah, in like a sneaky way. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's Velma and Scooby Doo.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The live action.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So all the things we offered, that wasn't enough. You got development, Scooby Doo. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. People know her. I like to relate to people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dikembe Matombo.

[Christy Lee]

He has a jumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

You saw him naked, right, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, not in my house. Is that the guy? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's deceased, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was thinking that'd be a great line of sneakers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last thing he did was go into a ceiling fan store.

[Tom Griswold]

Killed them.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of sneakers would he mutombos.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be a cool name for. Hey, have you seen my new Matumbos? That's a lot cooler than Jordans.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. Well, that's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

With Mutumbo you can dance.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that was good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hold it.

[Christy Lee]

What was that?

[Bob Kevoian]

What was the line again with Mutombos?

[Tom Griswold]

You can dance.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Who did you add that to it?

[Christy Lee]

I need him rhyme.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sadly dispose the other guy plays players in the team called him Dick.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, why didn't have a towel on when you saw him?

[Christy Lee]

Because it was a locker room and that's what guys do in an NBA locker room.

[Jess Hooker]

And if you had what he had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You wouldn't wear towel either.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you guys can sit here and yap. I'm gonna go pee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. Okay, so don't use my bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't Cardellini sound like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a heart shaped pasta?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. I've got. I've got Jason screaming at me. Well, look, Mr.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're coming right back with comedian Al Jackson. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get back to the action.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Chris. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Being unbelievably weird. There's Jess Hooker.

[Al Jackson]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Okay. I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. We gotta get this giraffe update soon, but I think we're gonna get hooked up. There he is. It's comedian Al Jackson. Yeah, and I can't figure. I can't figure out where you are, Al.

[Al Jackson]

In the same place I always them. I just changed the lights according to my mood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

And I. I wanted to say Jess Hooker killed me last segment because Tom just so casually said the Mutombos would be bigger than the Jordans. And she goes, no, they wouldn't. You need one person in that marketing meeting. Yeah, somebody's like this Jordan guy. He's a flash in the pan.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's just the name Mutombo is that. It's just fits a shoe so perfectly. Have you seen my new Mutombos?

[Al Jackson]

It doesn't really roll off the Tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. But Jordans, aren't they a billion dollar industry? Just Jordans? Well, yeah, I like to, I think

[Al Jackson]

like a hundred billion dollars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Billions. Billions. Tom. No. Tumbo's nowhere to be found.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because they never invented them.

[Jess Hooker]

And he's dead, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unfortunately, the timing make it hard to

[Al Jackson]

get the marketing off the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The timing is he's not going to do personal appearances.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess he's not going to show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The Very Talls don't live too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, celebrating his birthday, he was

[Bob Kevoian]

killed in the ceiling fan store.

[Tom Griswold]

We're joined by Al Jacks. Al, I did some traveling and I've got a couple of comments, a couple of issues. You, you fly all the time. You've been a traveling, touring comedian for many, many years. You've flown all over the world. Couple problems that have surfaced recently. One of them is everyone's carrying as much as they can because they don't want to check bags. So the overhead bins are getting full. And now when you get in the plane, the bin by your seats already got stuff in it because there's so

[Al Jackson]

much tension, especially, you know, the tents. Because I, I like it. I like to sit in. The tension is when some, when somebody gets on late and the overhead is still open, but it's like 83% full. So like somebody's trying to get their bag, but they have to move somebody else's bag and that person sitting down knows that person's touching their bag and sometimes they'll stand up, they'll be like, you can't, you can't smash that. My laptops. And there's like always tension because you got to touch someone's stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't this be solved by loading the planes the old way, by the people in the back go in first and someone's telling them not to put their bags in the front area, etc.

[Pat Godwin]

Etc.

[Al Jackson]

Wouldn't that result? Unless you have. Sometimes at O' Hare they have those two gates where you can get on kind of in the middle. But those are for like the, the, the huge planes, the 787s. I don't know. Unless you're talking about people going outside onto the tarmac and walking up those like dictator steps up to the, to the back of the plane. Because they do do that in Europe. And it does, it is quicker because they load front and back.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you?

[Al Jackson]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it when you fly ready for that. I like it when you fly places where you get to go down the stairway. Instead of going into that jetway. Don't you love it when you just

[Al Jackson]

get off and it's outside?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but don't you. You have to pause for just a second at the top and wave like you're the Beatles at Idlewild. Don't you do that?

[Al Jackson]

The only time that you really feel famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only one?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

There's a feeling of unsafe safety because on the tarmac it's super loud and you're like, I want to be inside of a fake jetway. I don't like when you get out there. You're like, oh, I kind of. I'm an indoor cat now.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't like the jetway. No, no, it's. It's.

[Christy Lee]

What's your life? You don't like the tunnel?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your beef with the jetway?

[Christy Lee]

Is it too convenient?

[Comedian/Caller]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure it's convenient and nice, but I

[Christy Lee]

like getting rained on when you leave.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the feel of. I'm in a new place. I want to touch the ground around. I want to. I want to. You think Lindbergh got into a Jetway when he landed in Paris?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he was organizing American Nazi meetings. That's right.

[Al Jackson]

He was busy.

[Jess Hooker]

How bad?

[Tom Griswold]

How bad did he have to go to the bathroom though? Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a glass jar at the Smithsonian that's on display with the plane.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I think they just. Have you heard of these, these B2BTs? The. The Korean pop singers like their fans that get front row seats. Beach just wear diapers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Because. Yeah, once they. Once they. Once you're in the front, like, you ain't moving them. I'm like, you just like go. And then you just sit in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And you just.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole concert, we just had Olivia Rodrigo complain that she could smell it from her fans.

[Al Jackson]

That is disgusting. Like, there's. Because I always think like no shade but like depends is for like a. Like a tickle or like a tinkle. And like no shade if you have issues with your body bladder. But like it's not for like a full on adult release explosion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Al Jackson]

Like the diaper would be packed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Don't you get people in your shows, Al? Right in the front row. They don't want to move. So they're. You got depends on just, you know, that's how.

[Al Jackson]

You know that's the real smell of success. Chick. When you smell people's diapers, that means that they. You're so famous, you're not getting up.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing great or you're playing the old folks. Folks home. One of the two.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Either your career's over or you're incredibly famous. Al Jackson is our guest.

[Al Jackson]

I got a request to do a nudist resort yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you gonna do it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You must say, yeah, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe. I believe Mr. Godwin has done it right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've done it Close. It's. It's unique. It's. It's hard to kind of focus, but they're. They're a good audience.

[Al Jackson]

That sounds like your therapist taught you to say that. Like, after years of therapy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's such a comedian thing to say. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what would be funny would be if you got there and they. And now listen, the audience is completely naked. But do me a favor. I want you to keep it clean. Oh, you know, nothing. Nothing blue.

[Al Jackson]

Can I just say this? Tom and I know we're short on time today, but I want to say anybody that's booking a comedy show, especially one that there. There's always, like, the people that book them that are not going to attend. It's like the woman over the company that does the bookings, but she's like, I need you to be clean, and I'll get there. The show's at Friday night. It's 27 kids that work in the call center, and they don't want you to be clean. The person that booked you is within a hundred miles of this gig, but they're just like, oh, and I'm looking. They're like, dude, you can say whatever. I'm like, I'm not gonna let y' all jam me up, but let me know that I feel y'.

[Christy Lee]

All.

[Al Jackson]

But it's just like, I don't know with clean. The Internet is out there. We've all seen and heard everything. We stopped with the clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Even though the show I'm doing Saturday in Texas on the 2027, Lakeway, Texas, is a clean show. Come on out to Lakeway, Texas. I will be clean one more time.

[Tom Griswold]

Al, I'm sorry, what. What is the town in Texas?

[Josh Arnold]

What's it called?

[Al Jackson]

Lake Way, Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

Lakeway Lake Way. Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Doing a very clean show. Matter of fact, I'm. I'm down with that.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a cool Texas story coming up about a missing giraffe. But first, Al, before you go, you got to give me a word to learn. What do we got?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Tom. Let's go with one easy one to ease ourselves into the weekend. Tom, what's a bag? So Stopper.

[Tom Griswold]

A bag stopper.

[Show Announcer]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute now.

[Al Jackson]

I love that you write it down.

[Christy Lee]

He does write them down.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's gonna, like.

[Christy Lee]

He's gonna, you know, parcel it out, like in Latin derivatives.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Two words. You got your bag, you got your stopper. I think I'm gonna go logically, like, you talk about your bag like, papa's got a brand new bag, or, hey, man, I would say to Pat, hey, bro, what's your bag?

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And you would say, I'm a singer, songwriter, comedian.

[Pat Godwin]

What's your bag?

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're a bag stopper, it's someone who is preventing you from doing your thing. How do I do?

[Al Jackson]

Kind of. Kind of? I mean, well, when they say, tom, don't fumble the bag, what do they mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a. Is this a reference to.

[Al Jackson]

That's supposed to help him.

[Tom Griswold]

Hacky sack. No, no, no, no. The bag. Oh, is the bag. The money bag?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So is the bag stopper. I can't afford it. It's a bag stopper.

[Al Jackson]

No, it would be like, somebody else. It would be like, if Josh was like, you know, I got super lucrative private gig, and, you know, Tom's kind of being a backstopper. He scheduled the meeting, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

For.

[Al Jackson]

We never have meetings on Friday nights. And so, like, Tom's being a backstopper. Like, he's your money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's good to know.

[Christy Lee]

You want to be a bag stopper?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think he's got some bag stoppers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's an interesting word, Al.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Al Jackson]

It's a great. It's like one of those that you'll use in real life. Like, don't be. He's being a backstopper right now. I'm not. I'm just trying to make my money and move on.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

It's a real. It's a real one. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Al Jackson's gonna be in Lakeway, Texas. Lakeway, Texas? What's that near?

[Al Jackson]

It's 25 miles outside of Austin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Al Jackson]

Me and my girl are staying a few extra days just to eat our way through that state. Like, no other plans to see it. Just barbecue and then back to the room for an IV drip.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, we just love to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep. Keep your eyes open for this missing giraffe. I'm not.

[Al Jackson]

All right. What's that code for something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there's a real giraffe.

[Christy Lee]

Loose Texas country.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding. I mean, talk about, you know, the phrase needle in a haystack. I would think a giraffe would be the exact opposite.

[Al Jackson]

Well, yeah, you can't tell your supervisor you can't find a giraffe. Like you're not making detective.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, look, let's see though. There's a deer there. There's a cow there. I don't see any giraffe. Oh, wait a minute. What's that thing with the giant neck? Okay, Al, we'll talk to you soon. Thank you so much, you guys.

[Christy Lee]

All right, have a good trip.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were going to go rustling for giraffes, what kind of car would you want to have?

[Christy Lee]

No, you'd want to have a Tucson hybrid. At least in my case, from Hyundai. You know why the world is watching the stars at the FIFA World cup this summer? Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars who are already turning heads at age 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Christy Lee, isn't the bag stopper that guy? When you go to that store where they. You pay for everything, on your way out, some guy stops you to see not stealing stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

May I see your receipt?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just. I was just right here. I just paid this guy right over here. You think I stole something between here and there? I'm sorry. We're gonna come right back.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got a.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a giraffe to find and more. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need. Factor from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies first. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm at the gym and Guy asked me a question. This is not related to did anything we've been talking about today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you rather be incredibly hungover by yourself or with a your girlfriend, wife or buddies? Okay, well, Incredibly hungover.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What did you choose?

[Tom Griswold]

Alone.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going to say I've done both extensively. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alone. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, your thoughts?

[Al Jackson]

Alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If you're with your buddies, there's probably some hair of the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you go buddies. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So I don't. It depends on. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the rare case where I would not say alone, really. I think it's. I think when you. When you're hungover with other people, it can be really funny talking out. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's fun, right? Funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you don't know the other person's hungover until they go, God, I am hungover. You. You all.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there anything more fun, though? The morning after, just sitting and recounting every stupid thing that everybody did the night before.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it with the officer at the jail.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll go look for your panties later, Pat. Now it's a time to check in with Christy Lee at the news desk. Do we have. You said you have an update in this giraffe thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there is a giraffe. Her name is Gracie. She's been missing in Texas. The search for her. Her is continuing. The reports of her being found. A tall tale. According to the sheriff's department. That is not true. Gracie has not been found. She's about three years old. She's been missing for nearly two weeks after she escaped her enclosure at Cedar Hollow Ranch in the Texas hill country. It's about 100 miles west of San Antonio, if that helps you in your geography. She wandered into a part of the privately owned preserve other giraffes previously avoided and simply missed this gate and has been in the wilderness ever since.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be pretty easy to find it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you would think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this any relation to Savannah Guthrie?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think it might be the same people?

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. I was wondering how we could check.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

How we could make the show worse. And you've done it.

[Josh Arnold]

I want you to remember who was with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And guess who'll do that. Christy. Do that story again tomorrow is what Tom will do.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sure. Where is this in Texas?

[Christy Lee]

This is about 100 miles west of San Antonio. It's in a rural area that is very heavily wooded.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

And she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if you're. Let's just say. Let's just say you happen to be. You happen to be migrating to the US Of A. You. You get across the river, you look up and there's a giraffe there. And you go, juan, I think we went the wrong way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Tom. Everyone's forgotten what I said. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Palate cleanser.

[Show Announcer]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Roughly the size of what, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Size of a tree is what they're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it doesn't bring it home at all.

[Christy Lee]

And there are very few humans that live in this area because it's so remote.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. I say leave it.

[Christy Lee]

The Texas. Apparently this is not the first animal that's gotten lost and not found. And this area of the country is known for exotic animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's probably going to thrive.

[Christy Lee]

It says it's one of the largest concentrations of exotic captive animals in the country. The mild climate and rugged terrain. Rains seems to serve as a good stand in for most of the animals. Native African environments.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there food?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they eat trees and leaves. So there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't matter what kind of trees. No, African trees.

[Bob Kevoian]

A joke. Where it eats bush and leaves. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, the ranch is offering a five thousand dollar reward for the return of Gracie. I don't know how you would lasso her and bring in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's less and it should be.

[Josh Arnold]

They need to make it clear. $5,000 reward for finding it, not killing it and bringing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you do raise a good point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, we went under an overpass and

[Christy Lee]

like the real county sheriff by the name of Nathan Johnson rattled off a list of animals that have gone missing over the years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you don't have to call me Nathan Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

He said, there's Maven Johnson. That's the jerk.

[Christy Lee]

He said this is his first giraffe, but he's had wildebeest, water buffalo, monkeys, zebras. Sometimes we recover them, sometimes we don't. All right, well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're okay out there then?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, nature's gonna.

[Show Announcer]

Nature?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, it's the giraffe.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee had some sort of instinct it found where it could survive. Fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure. This is where drones would come in. I would think. Think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fly some drones around the canopy, maybe make it tough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They've used helicopters, but they still haven't found her.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the way you're talking.

[Al Jackson]

Over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The canopy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Could they set a trap of some sort? Do they put out like giraffe chow and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, in. In a. A looped rope.

[Pat Godwin]

Uhhuh.

[Christy Lee]

And then she hangs upside down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. They and sit back and wait for the fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They get a. They get a big crane, right? Well, I hope they find the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't they paint what looks like a tunnel on the side of a rock and have run into the.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't we train giraffes to be cranes to help us?

[Pat Godwin]

Window washers even, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Think if you had a pet giraffe at the grocery store, you wouldn't have to climb on the shelves.

[Josh Arnold]

Or gutter cleaners.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, gutter cleaners. That'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

They got those tun. They can just scoop out leaves.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you have one domesticated enough to rotate ride a giraffe?

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it. I don't know. What am I saying?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be really cool.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have. You'd have to have a really tall.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be like the. It would be. It would be the. The animal equivalent of the penny farthing.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was thinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. The back of the giraffe is at a reasonable height. It's just his neck you're not riding on top of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Their legs are tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Very tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're not like dachshunds.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're the same height as a horse until they get to their neck.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Got morons on my team.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a giraffe looks at a picture of a brontosaurus and goes, oh, all his hair fell out.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Or he said. He looks at him and goes, baby's got back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

That Bronazora's ass is big Badass, that bundle.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it has. Is what he said.

[Christy Lee]

The entire cast of Jackass has been gifted a constellation that appears in the cosmos.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fun.

[Christy Lee]

In the shape of a penis, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Constellation. The Little Dicker.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What's the Dicker? The Little Dicker.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like the Little Dipper. Dipper.

[Al Jackson]

Different.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little different.

[Christy Lee]

It's formed by 16 unique gaseous stars named after each of the movie's cast members. The gift is part of a promotional stunt tied to the June 26 release. And isn't this movie mostly Jackass? Best and last.

[Tom Griswold]

This is mostly their greatest hits, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not a ton of new footage. It's a lot of old footage from

[Bob Kevoian]

what I've seen in the preview. Yeah, it's compilation.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the best of those movies, do you think the first one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I think they're all. I. I Enjoyed all of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I enjoyed the TV series, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That was even funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was. It was wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

New research suggests the best way to feel better at work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Not go.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a good one. But taking a regular five minute walking break.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great. For you. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They found that the so called movement snacks every hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we stop? Stop with the dumb names.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going out for a quick movement snack.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that sounds like you're eating a sandwich on the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm a boss and somebody goes, can I go have a quick movement snack? Yeah, but don't make it quick. Don't return.

[Bob Kevoian]

And oh, by the way, and, and just in case you're not picking up on this, you're fired.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Have a movement buffet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spend some time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like. I'd like a toilet twinkie to take in for my movement snack.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is, this is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Like these, with these fake new dating terms we get all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't new info.

[Pat Godwin]

They tell.

[Josh Arnold]

They've been telling us for decades to get up and walk around.

[Christy Lee]

And it can improve your mood, reduce fatigue and best boost your overall.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, especially if you're smoking a cigarette without hurting productivity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, do you think you could eat a meal on the toilet?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

During the transaction?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had to. The only way you could eat for four or five days was if you had a meal on the toilet. I think you could. You'd find a way.

[Josh Arnold]

And you have to be chewing while you're expelling life cycle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. And they could call you the visible man.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's. It's a closed system. Literally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, thank you, silly.

[Josh Arnold]

And what would you choose to eat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a hot brown or beef Manhattan?

[Christy Lee]

The lead researcher says most adults spend about three quarters of their waking hours sitting.

[Josh Arnold]

The new smoking, my friends.

[Christy Lee]

But just five minutes of movement each hour was enough to make a noticeable difference. Get up and move.

[Jess Hooker]

They call it the hot girl walk. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's another one.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go for a hot girl walk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

I see a lot of people walking, especially around hospitals. You know, you see them walking.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the hot girl walk now?

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like for anybody.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I mean, if you want to be a hot girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's. Some girl did it during COVID where she was like, no, you just go out and you, you think about all the great things and it's positive and fresh air and all these like. She thinks she invented walking. Honestly, it was kind of wild, but all the benefits of walking. And she just labeled it hot girl walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, whatever it takes.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm for it. Yeah, but it's like a. It's like a snack.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there you go. Movement snack.

[Tom Griswold]

Movement snack.

[Jess Hooker]

And maxing. That maxing thing is kind of getting out again things.

[Show Announcer]

Max.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No more. No more maxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it remind you of your son?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Max. Maxing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, don't you have a movement snack every morning with your dogs?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I walk them all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean. No, I understand. As Josh points out, they've been telling people to get up and move a lot, but they. They keep giving this. These stupid names to things. Yeah, it's a movement snack. It's an influence.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you say it like that.

[Pat Godwin]

We're influencers, so we do these live reads.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what we do.

[Pat Godwin]

We influence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, if you call me an influencer, I'm quitting.

[Christy Lee]

Influencer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this is certainly a conundrum.

[Christy Lee]

United States Mint has announced it will produce 250,000 limited edition 2026 Declaration of Independence quarters.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Featuring a special July 4th privy mark as part of our susque quincentennial celebration.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Marking 250 years since the signing of the Declaration of Independence. They're going to be released randomly through banks and financial institutions ahead of July 4th.

[Tom Griswold]

They better hurry.

[Christy Lee]

I know. They could be coming. It could be coming now. You might want to check your quarters.

[Jess Hooker]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, June kind of got away from me. I can't believe. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like to sing about the muna and the juna and the springer and a tuna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, a nice tuna.

[Tom Griswold]

What song is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I like to sing about the moon and the June and the springer. I like to sing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's some review, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it's. It's ancient.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think it's the group.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty sure, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kip Winger,

[Christy Lee]

speaking of lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when we come back, we'll speak of lyrics.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to check in.

[Josh Arnold]

All of a sudden he's worried about the clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yesterday. Yesterday I got in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Trouble from who? Because you were an out. I mean, a whole minute and a half late.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with Tom on this.

[Bob Kevoian]

The next time you get upset at me about anything, I want you to remember it. I'm going to look at you and I'm going to go. Calm down, Tom. How do you think that's going to go over? It's not Simply safe that you know in the United States and we're one of the bigger countries, there's a break in every 26 seconds. That means somewhere right now they're skulking around your compound. Traditional home security only alert you after a break. INS already happened.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we are one of the bigger countries, but we should be bigger. We don't do enough acquiring of land.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, let's take a look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Canada. Or start with Canada and. Or Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, think big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Bigger. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Australia.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, we're looking at you, Australia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we need a bridge or something.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll build it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that can be done.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's can.

[Josh Arnold]

And Australia will pay for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have music lyrics in the news. We have a couple celebrating a very special anniversary. We got to get to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Very sweet story. We'll end the day on a very

[Tom Griswold]

sweet, nice, happy story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're not going to bring up kidnapped old ladies that are probably dead, huh, Chick? Happy now let's cleanse the palette. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Show Announcer]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Show Announcer]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey. Indeed. I'm Chick. And Tom is of course a flurry of activities.

[Josh Arnold]

Busy as anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go back on the air. Excuse me, Tom. We're ready to go live.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just reading over here. Let's see now. We've got a couple things to get to here. Christy Lee, what's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A study of pop music shows the genre has changed over the past 60 years. Years research. Researchers analyzed texts from two massive collections of song lyrics. One included 377812 English language songs released between 1960 and 2010.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's too many songs.

[Christy Lee]

And the other 5580 highly successful tracks. From 1960-20, they found song lyrics have become increasingly focused on Joshua Love of this negative moral concepts like harm and rebellion. Over the same period, expressions of positive virtues like care and purity have declined.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in the 50s and 60s it was primarily about banging underage chicks. So I think that depends what you think.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad we did that story.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean you're 16, you're beautiful. AM I right?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's global Beatles Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you're gonna get my voice on this.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean there's a. When you look back on some of those older songs, there's a creep factor that sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Huge.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't there then though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, everybody was a little more pure.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And wouldn't you say that hip hop is, you know, primarily hoes and guns

[Christy Lee]

and in your mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

In the three songs you've heard, maybe

[Bob Kevoian]

it's. I don't know if you know this and I. But just an observation on my part and it's an opinion. Once you get an idea in your head about a certain thing, it's really hard to introduce the truth. You. You understand that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not taking into account the idea that music can be a release as opposed to, you know, you hear it, let's say an angry sounding song or an aggressive song, that's your release instead of going out and actually being aggressive. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So like Beat it by Michael Jackson. No one's really beating much of anything, are they? But they're beating out. They're getting rid of the aggression.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

It's global Beatles Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby got back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never been so defeated. Talking about something with, with something about. With someone.

[Christy Lee]

I, I was very hesitant to do

[Tom Griswold]

it, but every time I see a huge ad, I think Baby got back.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

I think lyrics are more and more edgy now. I mean, it's like a mirror to our society. I think they've gotten better as far as pop songs go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And there are some great positive songs out there. Look at Pharrell's Happy. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes we. Music does remind us, hey, just have a good time. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know. You know what's good about that happy song is it's in. It's in. What's the name of that cartoon that you like grew and all those Despicable me.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's in the second one.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's all about the minions, I think. And that's why.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The minions don't personally make me happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

I find them comedically void.

[Bob Kevoian]

How can you not think this is funny?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's because it takes nothing. You know what I mean? There's It.

[Tom Griswold]

You think maybe it's just not even trying. Not for you. Maybe it's just for little kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Banana.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're little, you for some reason with it.

[Josh Arnold]

But for some reason there are 47 year old women who can't get enough of them. And that's troubling to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sound like a.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what a 47 year old woman can't get enough of is Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

They like the thickness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they call you that? Are you Hello? Hello. Your thickness.

[Josh Arnold]

As much as I. I try to make it happen, it doesn't catch up.

[Christy Lee]

You've never had that.

[Josh Arnold]

You want a little bit of the thickness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you walk up to somebody looking at bunch of. Let's say greeting cards at Target and you kind of mumble. Would you like some thickness?

[Josh Arnold]

Thicknesses here. I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Down with a thickness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a song lyric.

[Josh Arnold]

Down with sickness is the lyric.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean. Oh, I know. I had no idea. What lyric is that from?

[Josh Arnold]

One of the most. And I'm. This is not hyperbole. Recognizable songs of the 2000s.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

It is called down with the sickness. Disturbed.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they are.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't believe me.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You would know it if you heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay. Because the world knows.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. He doesn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

So down with a thickness would be quite clever.

[Josh Arnold]

It was clever. Hence my laugh and response to Ace. Because I said it. Ace doesn't say things that aren't clever.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace put his. His particular spin on it. That's very nice. So, Pat.

[Show Announcer]

Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I would expect to have that song done by tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's aces. It's all ace.

[Christy Lee]

A Minnesota Couple recently celebrated 80 years of marriage. Betty and Kermit Eastman, both aged 99.

[Josh Arnold]

Love when old guys are named Kermit. Love guys who are named Kermit before fraud.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Celebrated their oak anniversary on June 6th.

[Al Jackson]

Oak.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what the 80th is that

[Bob Kevoian]

the casket's made out of oak?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. CBS News notes that the Eastmans are just one in six million couples to reach the milestone.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they the sporting goods barons that even. Well, that's Easton.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, Eastland.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's Eastman.

[Christy Lee]

It's Eastland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eastland is.

[Tom Griswold]

We got 200 year old folks.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on here?

[Josh Arnold]

Easton.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Eastern.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Two children, five grandchildren, 11 great grandchildren and three great, great grandchildren.

[Josh Arnold]

That's too many.

[Christy Lee]

After eight decades, both said the formula to successful marriage.

[Al Jackson]

You said sex.

[Christy Lee]

You said sex, not sex.

[Josh Arnold]

You've got sex on the brain.

[Christy Lee]

On the brain is. Don't keep secrets. Be honest. Tell it like it is, and just live every day.

[Tom Griswold]

We got the old lady here. What's her name again?

[Christy Lee]

Her name is Betty.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go, Betty.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am tired.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Betty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thanks, Betty.

[Josh Arnold]

I went to my grandparents 75th.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of them.

[Christy Lee]

They look really good for 99.

[Josh Arnold]

Having some mimosas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they that guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Guy, that. Look at the great suit that guy's got on. The huge lapels. Double. He looks like Joe DiMaggio with Marilyn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the old photo. Yeah. Now in the new photo, which one's the.

[Jess Hooker]

Which one's. When you're together that long, you start to look alike. It happens.

[Josh Arnold]

My God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. I don't know. You think she looks like Marilyn Monroe in the first picture?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he looks. He looks like DiMaggio. Yeah. The style.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're great.

[Tom Griswold]

And so the 80th anniversary is called what, Oak? Because I know the. The 81st. I know, is oxygen.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe is the appropriate.

[Josh Arnold]

And the 85th is dirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Dirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, Tom, 85 is dirt. My goodness, that's a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very long.

[Josh Arnold]

I asked my grandma at her 75th wedding anniversary. I said, what's the key? And she said, patience.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, speaking of patience, we got to get you back to hospital.

[Bob Kevoian]

You should have told her no. I want to know now. I'm not gonna have no patience. Now. Tell me now.

[Tom Griswold]

I like you to meet Dr. Kevorkia.

[Pat Godwin]

Were they together in the same bedroom at the.

[Josh Arnold]

They were separate beds. Pushed together. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then they would. They would spread them out and say, let's get to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right on the floor.

[Josh Arnold]

They called it the Octagon.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna do that. We're gonna need room. Well, thank you so much for your indulgence. We'll be back with more eventually. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Pat Godwin]

Full send Golf 2v2.

[Josh Arnold]

Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys. Join the party on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Jess Hooker]

Now what? Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Christy Lee]

Let's hit the range.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are headed to the golf cart.

[Comedian/Caller]

Yo.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to golf with us?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Comedian/Caller]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Pat Godwin]

You excited?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Full Send Golf.

[Tom Griswold]

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