The BOB & TOM Show - June 26, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 26, 2026

Main Theme & Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the usual blend of comedy, conversation, camaraderie, daily news, and offbeat sports—in classic irreverent style. From quirky animal stories (including a runaway Texas giraffe and giggling apes) to nostalgia for school locker combos, rejected vanity plates, and the everyday follies of the hosts, the show thrives on shared mishaps, listener interaction, and a steady stream of running gags. It's laugh-out-loud comfort listening, peppered with surprising insights and joyful absurdity.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. A Wild Start – "Grunting" & Mornings Gone Wrong

• The episode opens with a tongue-in-cheek fake album, "Tom Griswold: The Godfather of Grunts," poking fun at Tom's on-air noises ([01:24–03:24]).
• Morning mishaps: Everyone recounts their bad starts to the day—broken nails, pets misbehaving, dropping things, and general clumsiness ([04:00–06:00]).
  • Tom recalls a broken bowl incident: “I've seen, like, a bowl or something shatter in your hands. I don't know how you did it, but it just smashed and went on everywhere.” (Chick, 05:43)
• The group riffs on invented terms like "post-hensile" (as opposed to prehensile) tails and the merits of random locker combinations.

2. Nostalgia & Technology

• The cast reminisces about old TV remotes—wired remotes, remotes with "clunk" noises, and being the family’s human remote ([07:32–08:10]).
• Language drift: Are you a “turn signal” or “blinker” person? “Clicker” for remote? Distinctions between generations are explored with comic exasperation.
• Tech frustrations: Tom laments buying a smart bike lock he can’t figure out ([21:43]).

3. Listener Letters & Personal Troves

• Letters prompt deep dives into topics like:
  • Locker and school nostalgia—remembering old combo numbers and tricks to hide contraband for future students ([19:22–21:09]).
  • Lightning strike oddities—a listener claims his relative was struck 12 times, prompting a string of wisecracks ([22:41–23:49]).
  • Rejected vanity plate tales, which are consistently a hit with the crew (see [142:13] for an extended list).

4. Quirky Animal News

• Runaway Giraffe: Gracie, a giraffe on the loose in Texas, has become a running story, with updates and listener jokes. “Is this anywhere near Ted Nugent’s ranch?” (Mike’s letter, [24:38]).
• World Cup Dog: A dog dubbed "Jonah" goes viral for calmly watching another dog eat a hot dog at a Marlins game, earning a day in his honor ([50:00–51:09]).
• Peafowl & Peahens: The correct terms for peafowl, peahens, and the consequences of asparagus on “pee foul” ([13:41–14:16]).
• Chasing Geese: Border collies are put to work keeping Canada geese off soccer fields in Toronto, inspiring jokes about national identity and goose poop ([51:12–54:45]).
• Scientific Tickling: Chimps and great apes giggle just like humans—yes, scientists actually tickled them ([79:56–85:05]). “Can you imagine? Did someone really tickle a gorilla?” (Tom, [81:03])

5. Pop Culture, Reviews, & Recommendations

• Comedy Specials: Pat Godwin’s Dry Bar special (all caps, no spaces for the code!), and Ryan Hamilton’s “This Just Hit Me” on Netflix (his story of getting hit by a bus) ([37:02–39:00], [73:52–74:39]).
• Movies: The gang swaps movie recommendations, including “Sheep Detectives” (Hugh Jackman), “Mischief,” “Serpent and the Rainbow,” “The World’s Fastest Indian,” and “Eddie and the Cruisers” (noted as Peyton Manning’s favorite, [43:09]).
• Music, or Lack Thereof: Pat is recovering from surgery (arm in a sling), so music bits are in short supply, with playful ribbing as a result ([45:38–45:57]).

6. World Records & Bizarre Feats

• Elderly Trio: Three Brazilian sisters set a record for combined age (316 years, 302 days)—launching riffs about longevity and sibling rivalry ([63:28–68:23]).
• Monastic Marathon: An Indian monk stands continuously for five years (plans for twelve), with severe health effects. The group debates its wisdom (and logistics) with characteristic sarcasm ([87:33–90:43]).
  • “His ankles are the thickness of his thighs.” (Tom, [89:53])

7. Food, Fast Food Fails, & Smuggling

• Taco Bell Gun Incident: Woman arrested after brandishing a handgun over slow service ([125:51]).
• Smuggling Wine: A Michigan woman caught trying to sneak a bottle of Pinot Grigio into jail—guess where she hid it? (Her “Vajiani Grande,” [130:01–132:26]).
• Ice Cubes and Cheap Ice: Tom rails against fridge ice shapes, sings the praises of McDonald’s bagged ice, and fixates on the purity of cubes ([28:34–29:26]).

8. Other Notable Fun

• Rejected License Plates: Hilarious and often juvenile, several states’ lists are read and debated, including FARTCAR, POOPY, ENIS, and subtle all-caps references (see [142:13–147:18]).
• Listener Letters: The show thrives on listener interaction; a loose World Cup dog, lightning stories, giraffe updates, and more all come from audience input.
• "Failed to Mention" News: Jeff Oskay’s comedic rundown of news items overlooked during the week ([100:01–102:36]).
  • “If ball-busting paid money, my ex-wife would be a millionaire.” (Jeff, [101:11])

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “If your house is five years old, it’s probably worth about between 30 and 50% more.” (Tom, [97:14]) – on the current real estate market.
• “Prehensile tail? Was that your nickname in the shower, Josh?” (Tom, [04:53])
• “McDonald’s sells ice?” (Chick, [30:37]) —on discovering an open secret.
• “My girls are back from three weeks of camp.” (Tom, [09:08]) — recurring thread of parenting tales.
• “Have you ever used a so-called French tickler?” (Tom, [85:39])
• “A Maryland woman is in custody for allegedly threatening Taco Bell workers after she had to wait for her food.” (Christy, [125:51])
• “Research has shown that pigeons can predict breast cancer. What you failed to mention: If A Flock of Seagulls can make a #1 hit, why not pigeon oncologists?” (Jeff Oskay, [102:12])
• “She had concealed a bottle of Cupcake Vineyards Pinot Grigio inside her vagina.” (Christy, [131:03])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Tom’s Grunt Album parody: [01:24–03:24]
• Morning Mishaps / Prehensile tails: [04:00–06:00]
• Nostalgia for remotes/school: [07:32–09:05]
• Runaway Giraffe Story: [12:51, 24:01, 24:38]
• Movie & Comedy Special Reviews: [37:02–39:00], [73:52–74:39]
• Pop-up Shop Promo: [09:35], [37:02], [157:02], [162:01]
• Rejected License Plates: [142:13–147:18]
• Monk standing for years: [87:33–90:43]
• Giggle research—tickling apes: [79:56–85:05]
• Taco Bell gun incident: [125:51]
• Wine bottle smuggler: [130:01–132:26]
• Coyote pup rescue, Florida: [150:01]
• Epic “Failed to Mention News” bit: [100:01–102:36]

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Tone & Language

The show’s tone is playful, irreverent, sometimes raucous, with affectionate mockery among longtime friends. Discussions weave seamlessly from the sincere to the silly, often propelled by puns, callbacks, or absurd escalation. Audience interaction (listener letters) amplifies the community feel.

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Conclusion

Even for those who missed this episode, this summary captures a wide variety of classic BOB & TOM hilarity: animal weirdness, food mishaps, nostalgic tangents, and a steady stream of relatable goof-ups and wordplay. This episode’s highlights—ticks on apes, a giraffe on the run, smuggled wine, and the eternal quest for pristine ice—showcase the show’s unique chemistry and enduring comic invention.

Transcript

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Absolutely. Hello, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Tom, see if you get this. Christy Lee live in London.

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That's right.

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Edward R. Murrow and I are on the top of the building in downtown London.

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This is London.

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Is that actually a London fog?

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No, it's not. It's a Banana Republic, but I forgot.

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It's.

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It's very.

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It's very Correspondent.

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Thank you.

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I'm playing that role today.

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Now, as I understand it, Banana Republic. All the material made out of bananas.

[A]

Yes, that's what I thought. Hey, speaking of bananas.

[F]

Yes.

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And we have a great. Well, I'm. How do I word a story about great apes? Did you read that yet?

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I did read it.

[A]

Is that great? Yeah, it's a terrific. This is. I'm. I can't speak English. I'm sorry. It's a really interesting story about. About Great apes, including chimps, gorillas, orangs, bonoboos, whatever.

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Anything that doesn't have a tail. That's how you know the difference between a monkey and an eight.

[F]

Great.

[A]

Okay, great. And then. And which monkeys have the prehensile tail? Is that. Are those the South American ones or the.

[F]

I don't think any of them do.

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Oh, yes, they do.

[C]

Yeah, some do. They'll hang from them.

[F]

Well, they can hang a twirl of a baton. But you.

[G]

You.

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You say pre. Hern. You pre. Hensel. I want him writing his name with that prehensile.

[G]

I want him to be able to take it off.

[F]

I could hang. Yeah.

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Was that your nickname? Was that your nickname in the shower, Josh? Prehensile.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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The man is gifting.

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I can hand the hand to the guy next to me.

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Soap and wash your hair at the same time and still be doing a double high five. That is so impressive. Yeah, the prehensile. Look it up. I. Yeah. What does that mean again? Does it mean. It means they can grip stuff with their tail, apparently.

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And an elephant's trunk is prehensile as well.

[F]

But is there post hensel?

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Yes.

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What does that mean? They can't hold on to anything.

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Exactly. They're clumsy.

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They're butterfingers.

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I might be post pencil.

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I know I am.

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We do. Oh, God, don't get me started. This morning there was a. There was a post hensel moment. You're. If you're wondering why the vacuum is out in the green room.

[F]

What did you do? What did you bury?

[G]

Oh, grape nuts.

[A]

No, no, no. Just something. It's too boring to.

[F]

I have seen, like, a bowl or something shatter in your hands. I don't know how you did it, but it just smashed and went on everywhere.

[A]

It's been one of those mornings. So it's going to be a great show, though. That's what that means.

[F]

Is that right?

[A]

Yeah. When every light's red, you've dropped. You've dropped several things.

[C]

Pat and I have been having a similar morning.

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You're out with your dog and one of your dogs decides, you know, I think I want to go all the way to the end of the street and back.

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Well, that's where the leash comes in handy.

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And you say no, and then your flashlight hat goes out right after he poops. These are great times. That's how my day is.

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This guy almost got killed his way to work today. People are driving like they're maniacs. I had an incident right past my driveway. I don't what's going on?

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I got an idea. I got a couple different things. I had a guy this morning that had he used his turn signal, it would have saved me a few minutes. How about this? This is doable. I think they could put a thing on your car. If you fail to use your turn signal and more than 25 times based on the, you know, the car knows you're turning, your car freezes for a month and won't start.

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Ah, interesting.

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A month.

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Yeah. Well, use your turn signal, jackass. Now I gotta sit here for the rest of the night because you don't know how to drive.

[F]

I, I, well, I, I'm never really out with the public. Really. I'm on my way to work. There's nobody. And I, I, I'm, I'm bad at using my turn signal. I do not. You, I don't use it as often.

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Well, then next week your car wouldn't start for a month. All right, sir, that'd make you very happy.

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I did the crime, I'll do the time.

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You guys say blinker at all?

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No.

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I mean, that's turn signal seems so formal to me just because I always. It was always blinker this, blinker that.

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Turn signal. You say clicker for the remote control?

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No, my grandma did clicker.

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Yeah.

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You got the clicker.

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Yeah, we call it the clicker.

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I've heard that.

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Hey, where's the clicker?

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Now, here's a nostalgic trip down the world of remotes.

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Oh, okay.

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You're not gonna believe me, but I think Chick, maybe Ace will remember this. We had a remote, I think it was on a Magnavox, and when you would press the button, you would hear this blast of air.

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Yeah.

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And it apparently. What did it? Was it like a whistle?

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That.

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It was a frequency that made this tv.

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I don't know what made it work, but there were the early remotes. You could hear the TV clunk when you push the remote, but the remote itself. But it was wired to the remote itself.

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Oh, I never had one. We didn't have remote.

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Wait a minute.

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How'd it go again?

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I was the remote.

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It would go.

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I thought it went clunk.

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It also tested if your TV had glaucoma. Ah, yeah.

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Handy. Oh.

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None of you had to be the remote on fire. Change the channel.

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Oh, you were the remote. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Those days are gone. It's a shame. Although they've been replaced with. Well, it used to be when you were a little kid, you had to go change the channel as you say now when you're a little kid, you have to show your parents how to work their phones.

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Yes.

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Or translate. Or translate. What the hell does this mean in text lingo? Well. Well, daddy, what DTF means is.

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Oops.

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Sorry. Not that.

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You were fascinated by dtf, weren't you?

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There's an inside story about that.

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Oh really?

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Yeah, it means dad's tough and fun, doesn't it?

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Sure. Absolutely.

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Tell your daughters that.

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No, the girls are back.

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Oh, they are Today.

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They come back from three weeks of camp.

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Oh, I bet you're excited.

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Have they changed? Are they moody? Have they hit moody yet? Leave me alone, Father.

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We'll see. Looking forward to it. Speaking of camp.

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You don't understand. Father Slam.

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We're not there yet.

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So old.

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We're not there yet. I'm sure it's coming. I've been this dad thing for quite a while. It's a great time coming up. Starting Monday, we're gonna have our new pop up store.

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Badass sweatshirts over there and T shirts. The whole thing.

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Well, we. Oh, this is kind of fun. It's. It looks like a camp T shirt and it says camp or Camp Radio Wood. It's really stupid with a fun logo on it and it's. It's kind of a. You don't really know what it is when you first see it. It's cool. We're gonna have those sweatshirts, etc. And then the down. We have some one in the studio over there. It's the. The Pat Godwin is Johnny Cash T shirt. It's very badass. Patty G aiming his guitar at you.

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He looks like somebody.

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Morgan.

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Down.

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I didn't. I didn't want to say anything. In the printing process you have pretty much changed ethnicities. If teasing.

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It looks good.

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He's very tan.

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Like Pat Daly.

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He looks like.

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Give me that one.

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He looks like. He looks like Sidney Poitier got a tail.

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No, no, no.

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By the way, that reminds me. Pat Godwin's this weekend. You're looking for something to do. The Pat Godwin TV special is flying around the Internet and on the airwaves and in the ether. And you'll find it by going to where Pat?

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The Dry Bar website or the app you put in Pat Godwin. All caps, no spaces and boom. You get a free month.

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Oh, this isn't Pat Live at the Hollywood Palace.

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No, that's. We already recorded that. That's coming out next year.

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Dry Bar. The dry.

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The band.

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Yeah. And then what else? We're recommending this Weekend.

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Ryan Hamilton.

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Ryan Hamilton special.

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Watch that yesterday and it's on.

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Wonderful.

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It's on Netflix.

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Netflix.

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It's great.

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And it's called this Just Hit Me or something.

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Yes. Talks all about getting hit by the bus.

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He was hit by a bus. A wonderful guy, great comedian, very funny. Also, that movie I'm gonna watch this weekend with the sheep, what's it called?

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Sheep Detectives.

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Saw it last night. Great.

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I saw the trailer for it. I'm gonna watch it.

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My son said it's the best movie he's seen all year.

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Terrific.

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And it stars a good friend of the show, Hugh Jackman. Our buddy.

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Once again, he needs to come back.

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He's last.

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Last time he was here, he said his best friend in Australia is a morning radio guy. He loves morning radio. Next time he's around, he's going to come in and do the entire show.

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Or you forced him to call your entire family and say, hi, this is Hugh Jackman.

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He insisted on calling Kelly.

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I was standing right here.

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Hey, Hugh, can I fanboy you to embarrass everyone I know?

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Oh, God.

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And then, God, I saw you on Broadway. Honestly, I could not believe you were doing it.

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Yeah, that's not like you.

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I was kind of happy. I could witness it, but it was amazing. Hey, Hugh, can you call my. I'm. Oh, my God, it's happening.

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It's good to see you.

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Be the family. I said, hey, Jacko. That's what we call it. Okay, that also remind. Well, that's too obscure even for me to mention on the air. Coming up, we have, as I said before, a great story about apes. Apes in the news. And we have, Believe it or not, is. I, I, I've got to believe it or not. I've got to check the latest. As far as I can tell, this giraffe story is everywhere. And I don't think they've found her.

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They haven't found her yet. Gracie's still on the loose.

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Once again, there's a loose giraffe in Texas.

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Yeah.

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We have a story of. In sports, another animal that they're trying to identify. And I think they have. And this might have a happy ending. I'll give you a hint to the animal. It's a dog.

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There's a cool World cup dog story coming up as well.

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A World Cup.

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Oh, good.

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I like that. Oh, and we'll have the latest World cup news. USA doesn't win yesterday.

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Well, but it doesn't matter. So they already won. The group, they're. They played a bunch of Bosnia Herzegovina. That sounds like a knock knock joke, doesn't it? Next Wednesday at 49er Stadium, 8 o' clock our time.

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You want a Herzegovina donut?

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That's exactly right. Pulisic played.

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Also we have peacocks in the news. Taco Bell news.

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And what is the female pen? The peacocks. What is it?

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A pea hen.

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Oh, I was.

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You're way off, huh?

[F]

Yeah, I need an eraser.

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As a group? As a group they are called peafowl. You aware of that?

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But isn't a group of peacock flourish, Is that right?

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It's a flamboyance of flamingos. It may be a flourish of peafowl. That's a very good question.

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I have asparagus the night before. The next day I pee foul.

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Oh, absolutely.

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Boy, it really does change.

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Miraculous. You know what? It is Fairly instantaneous. Like 45 minutes sometimes. What the hell?

[F]

We have this just into the sports desk.

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You're a peacock.

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And there are people who.

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They are like who live near them.

[F]

Yeah.

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And can't stand it.

[A]

I guess they're quite loud.

[F]

Oh, hey. The hand in my rooster in my neighborhood might be gone. I haven't heard him in like.

[G]

Oh no.

[F]

A couple days.

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What you do?

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I don't know what happened. Well, let's put it this way. He ain't gonna wake me up anymore, I'll tell you that.

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Hi. Sorry. Started my morning with a broken nail. That's another good.

[C]

We are all having a day. Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. I had a headache. Fell asleep in the chair. Yeah, it woke up and it was worse.

[C]

The world is kind of going. Hey, everybody.

[F]

Yeah, go back to bed. Right, Right. Yeah. You guys must get used to getting up ladder. No, no, not at all. Not even close. There's Pat Godwin.

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Hey, Chick.

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There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

You can get eight hours the night before and still.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

It's the humans. I was supposed to get up before the sun.

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10 in the morning before the sun.

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There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee.

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Hello. What are we Navy Seals, we're going

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to get an early fishing trip somewhere to Canada.

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I did see a guy pulling a beautiful bass boat this morning.

[C]

Oh, he's on his way.

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Yeah, there you go. That'll be fun.

[F]

He didn't have any trouble getting up.

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No, no, no.

[A]

Some mornings Jesus wakes up and goes, I think here's what I'm going to do. When Tom goes into work, I'm going to make every light go red just before he gets there.

[C]

I don't know if God every now and again wants to spite somebody just for his own amusement or not. Maybe he's got.

[A]

Maybe he's got the weekend off. Watch this. I'll make him late. We're doing fine from here on out. Everything's coming up roses, as they say, right?

[F]

Nothing can go wrong now.

[A]

We're in good shape. I got a weird request. We're going to get on here in just a second.

[F]

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[A]

And there's the ionic pentameter, the five seater.

[C]

Oh yeah, it drives like this room.

[F]

We like to do.

[A]

We like to do 9th grade English teacher jokes for you. The iambic pentameter material, they're still teaching that. That's pretty much it. By the way, what have you got over there, Chick McGee?

[F]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Please let Tom know that I have a combination lock with the combination 6, 16, 26.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[F]

And what was your combination?

[A]

8, 18, 28.

[F]

And that was from my brother Jim had that lock.

[G]

Oh.

[A]

Passed down and then he passed it to John and then John passed it to me. I don't have it anymore. I wish I did, but I guess you can buy locks now and you can program them yourself.

[C]

Oh, I don't like that. I like that you had to be random.

[F]

Yeah, that's true. The fun of finding out. Oh, I wonder what my combination is. This is from Levi. I'm willing to give 6, 16, 26 to Tom as long as we don't have to Hear about his 8, 18, 28 lock anymore.

[A]

No, I can't, I can't take. I appreciate the offer.

[C]

No trade.

[F]

Okay, Sorry, Levi.

[A]

Now, if someone has a master lock, it is 8, 18, 28. Be all means, give it to me.

[C]

I had a master lock one year and then I had a Key. I did. I went from combination to key. I want enough of this. Enough of this combo. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, last year.

[G]

Bring your own or did you?

[C]

Yeah, we had to buy our own.

[G]

See, ours was built into the locker

[C]

and they would give our lockers and gym, I think were built in.

[G]

Yeah, they got it. Gave you a slip of paper with your book, you know, list of books, and said, here, this is your combination for the year.

[F]

However, I'm not saying I did this, but if you knew who got your locker the next year, you could hide contraband in that locker and not be your locker. Oh, and you could go get it if you needed it.

[C]

Nice.

[F]

I'm just saying the lock. The locker combination never changed.

[G]

Kids don't use lockers anymore. They carry everything with them.

[F]

You notice that it's about 80, 90 pounds of stuff.

[D]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

I loved having a locker.

[G]

Me too. But my kids never used them.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

Never get locked in it. It was always that one. It's. It's almost become a trope. And.

[C]

Oh, were your guys Florida? Florida. Were you guys full length?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, ours were some. If you had a bottom locker. Oh, you gotta wait for the guy above you to. Sometimes that guy was a hot girl.

[F]

Oh, I had an upper locker. And I was a guy who had a phone in his locker. Just the receiver.

[C]

Oh, I like it.

[F]

And I would say, it's for you. And I walk away.

[A]

Oh, that's classic.

[F]

I can't not be fun.

[D]

You were a card in high school.

[F]

Hey, it's for you.

[A]

Last year I bought a lock for my bike that interfaces with your phone?

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. I have not. I can't figure out how to do it. So I spent 60 bucks on a lock that's sitting in a drawer at my house that I'll never get.

[F]

I was going to tell you, among the many things that your car does that you're not aware of, did you know you can turn the volume up and down of your turn signal? Which I find I find priceless because I don't like the click, click, click of the drink.

[G]

I knew somebody that didn't buy a car just because they didn't like the way the turn signal sounds.

[F]

I believe that.

[A]

Yeah, that's. Boy, that's.

[F]

So my turn signal is silent.

[A]

It's your 1 percenter.

[G]

No, he definitely isn't a 1%.

[A]

I switched from Rolls to Bentley because of the sound of the turn signal. And I like the way it caressed my anus when I sat in it.

[C]

The people with the silent blinkers are just Constantly on driving around. Yeah, those people.

[F]

It's you.

[C]

You.

[F]

It's me. Oh, I'm sorry then.

[A]

Well, good to know. Now we have more letters over there.

[F]

Yeah. Dear Bob and Tom show. My sister in law's aunt was struck by lightning 12 times.

[C]

12 times.

[F]

She had so much electricity in her body she could not wear any sort of metal.

[G]

Oh, that's. That can't be true.

[F]

This is from Eric. And I don't know where 608 is.

[A]

There are a lot of.

[C]

I guess I'll return the brooch.

[G]

Yeah, I guess there are a lot

[A]

of crazy stories about 12 times. Some of the things that happen to people who've been hit by light.

[C]

Do you. Do you think it was. You think it was essentially one lightning flash, but it was zip, zip, zip,

[F]

zip, zip, zip, zip. I think it was individual and I think she spent far too much time outside during storms.

[C]

Does one become more conductive? You know what, like, you know, when you twist your ankle and the doctor goes, look, you're now more susceptible to twist your ankle.

[A]

I think maybe if you're doing an activity, if you play a lot of golf or something in a lightning zone.

[C]

What does she work as? A flagpole?

[F]

I think she could probably put some sort of clip on her body to hold her kids homework. After you've been struck by lightning 12 times, it'd probably stick, right?

[C]

Yeah, no kidding.

[A]

I got a letter over here referencing this giraffe thing. And once again, what's the name of the giraffe?

[G]

Gracie.

[A]

Gracie. The giraffe disappeared from a, I guess a private zoo.

[G]

What's called the Royal County Animal Rescue Shelter initially reported that Cedar Hollow Ranch was missing its giraffe named Gracie. She was located alive, but authority said it took some time and special effort to locate her again because she was spotted. By the time they got there, they couldn't get her. And there were reports that she had been captured. Those were false. She is still in the wild in that area of Texas. Apparently it's very conducive to areas of Africa because there are a lot of trees.

[A]

Oh, it's similar to areas in Africa. And yeah, there are a lot of

[G]

exotic animals in there.

[F]

Think it's like the pampas.

[G]

Oh, I like that area. Yeah.

[A]

Got this letter from Mike. I've been following the giraffe story for the last couple of days. I appreciate your reporting on it. I don't think anyone has asked. Is this anywhere near Ted Nugent's ranch?

[G]

I don't know where.

[F]

Jesus. No, I swear to you. I thought I got shot in the head. I'm not kidding. I thought someone stuck into the building. It's finally happening.

[C]

It did. It was so loud, it transcended the headphones, didn't it? It sounded as though it hurt my

[F]

feelings from outside the head.

[D]

It did.

[A]

Sorry. Thank you, Mike.

[G]

Just because you can't hear the rest

[F]

of us, we can.

[A]

Eddie has to reset.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

What's his problem?

[D]

Come on, Eddie, you need a governor on that.

[G]

Oh, joke.

[A]

I had it way down. I don't know what happened. Now, once again, we're reading your letters. You can reach usbob and tomobandtom.com.

[F]

i had it.

[A]

Are they. Does this giraffe have the proper dietary trees? I mean, does it matter?

[C]

Apparently, yeah.

[G]

I mean, it's just they eat leaves

[A]

and any kind of leaves.

[G]

Well, yeah.

[A]

I mean, do they need like, Africa tree leaves?

[D]

Christy, at your zoo, you feed the years. We feed them pellets.

[G]

Right. Well, they have. Yeah, we have giraffe pellets. Yes, but they do eat the leaves off of our trees.

[A]

What are giraffe pellets made of?

[C]

You don't want to know. It's recycled giraffe. It's the giraffes who die, they make into those pellets.

[F]

It's really cow and, you know, koala, I think have a great sex because they all eat bush and leaves.

[D]

I heard it was made of up.

[F]

Is that the joke?

[A]

Is there anything I don't think bush and leave.

[F]

I know it's eat bush and something.

[A]

Okay, great.

[F]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Yeah, I know you guys like to talk about different flavors of cookies. Well, I was at my local Casey's and saw new flavors of Oreos.

[C]

Casey's General Store. Uh huh.

[F]

What do you think? We've got brown sugar pancake and.

[G]

Oh, the BTS ones my kids had

[F]

and the Bomb Pop.

[A]

What is the BTS one?

[F]

The Brown Sugar Pancake. It's bts.

[G]

Oh, BTS is the K Pop band

[F]

that's used touring again or Bomb and Tom Show.

[G]

Yeah, there you go. Bomb and Tom Show.

[A]

What does it taste like? Dog?

[F]

No, no, Brown Sugar pancake. Like it on the label.

[A]

What does it have to do with bts?

[F]

I don't know.

[G]

Must be a thing in South Korea. I don't know.

[C]

I know the Bomb Pop. I'm out.

[G]

Yeah, me too.

[F]

I don't like, but it'd be perfect for fourth of July. So. Red, white.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, it looks fun. Yeah, but yeah, I guess I'd try Brown Sugar Pancake.

[G]

My girls are huge BTS fans. I mean, they've spent so much money on tickets to see them this summer. Oh, God, yes.

[A]

What is that?

[G]

But they tried the Oreos and they said they weren't that great chick you

[C]

see on the package there, it says slit appears when opened.

[F]

Oh, I bet she does. Check you do.

[C]

We love the new Oreo packaging. And I say new. It's probably, what, eight years old or something. It's the flap on the front that kind of sticks. Fantastic.

[G]

Yes.

[D]

Bts. Are they the group that had the Bob and Tom sweatshirt on? Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, I like them.

[A]

One of them bought it at a Goodwill somewhere.

[G]

He was wearing it in Japan, I think on tour.

[A]

Yeah. Speaking of that, the pop up shop pops up on Monday with some cool new shirts, including the Pat Godwin shirt.

[G]

But they all had to serve time in the Korean army, so they've been off. Off the circuit for a while. So now they're back. Oh, yeah.

[F]

Is that office?

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

Could they be spies?

[A]

No, South Korea. We. I got another letter. We had an interesting story yesterday about questions.

[F]

Still valid?

[A]

Yes, but not interesting. We have a story yesterday about ice. Not the. Not the one that's usually in the news, but the kind that goes into a drink.

[G]

Aldi is now selling ice. Yes. Nice.

[A]

Well, Aldi. Aldi.

[G]

Aldi.

[A]

Do you go with Aldi?

[G]

It is Aldi.

[C]

Everyone does.

[G]

Well, yeah.

[C]

We went ahead and listened to the. The company themselves. You guys call it Aldi?

[F]

I listen to Tom and he tells me how to pronounce it and I. He has. He's been wrong every time. But I say aldi.

[A]

They're selling $5 ice cubes. It's. But these are extra large ice cubes. Quote, crystal clear frozen ice cubes for

[G]

old fashions or bourbon.

[A]

Yeah. They're almost two inches in each. What do you call it? Edge. So it's what, two by two by two? So they're. They're big. They're big ice cubes.

[C]

Cubed, they call that.

[A]

And they're ultra pure, so they're clear. It's kind of fun. The idea, I guess, would be if you're having a bourbon or something, you can pour it over a nice cube. That's kind of fancy. I get it. It's fun. But I mentioned that I'm a fan of clear ice, so I buy the ice bags. I go all the time because I hate.

[F]

And my question wasn't interesting. I know. I'm a fan of clear ice.

[A]

I'm getting to our. I'm this Is this is called contextual

[G]

ice that you get at the store. Clear.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Where do you get that ice isn't clear at all. I like to see.

[A]

I guess I'm going to a better store.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah, I guess you are.

[C]

Restoration Hardware.

[A]

No, but the gas. Seriously, the gas station where I get it. I, I. It's like getting gas at Restoration Hardware. I guess they throw on an extra buck a gallon just for the location.

[F]

I love restoration. It's a. Be a member. It's a. It's a great, nice little perk.

[C]

I don't want to. If they. What's the old Woody Allen joke? I don't want to be part of a club that would have me as a member.

[F]

That's exactly right.

[C]

I have no business being a member of Restoration Hardware.

[A]

I love it because my ice machine and my refrigerator makes that curved ice.

[G]

You don't care for it which sticks

[A]

to the side of the glass. Then it becomes like a dam. And then.

[F]

And they get water all over.

[A]

Liquid flows over you hit as you hit your shirt. It's terrible. I hate it now. It says please tell Tom he should go to McDonald's. Eight to ten pound bags of ice for between one and three dollars.

[C]

People swear by this?

[G]

Yeah, they do.

[F]

McDonald's sells ice.

[C]

Yeah, we've talked about it a couple times.

[E]

They.

[C]

They really rave.

[G]

Yeah, you can do it through the drive through. Yeah.

[A]

This is from Jen J YN in Neenah, Wisconsin. Is that the home of the Nina foundry?

[F]

I don't know what that is. But you're talking about it.

[C]

It's not far from Pizza or Maria, Wisconsin.

[A]

They make. What are those things over the sewer called?

[F]

Manhole covers.

[A]

Manhole covers. Thank you.

[D]

Over the sewer.

[C]

I know in Nana, Wisconsin they make red balloons.

[F]

And why are they. Why is this a famous foundry?

[A]

Because if you're walking in certain places you see Nina foundry all over the. All over the. What are they called?

[C]

I actually tore it.

[G]

Manhole cover.

[A]

Manhole cover.

[C]

I dropped my sunglasses there and the next day I had to go to the Lost and foundry. You guys realize the machine gun that I have been in the last one.

[D]

Oh my God. It's going on notice.

[A]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[F]

It's non stop. Well, I may. Problem is we're all deaf from the gunshots.

[G]

Yeah, that's true.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I have a ring in a machine gun. Kelly.

[C]

Granted I'm shooting blanks, but still.

[F]

But you offered this like one of your things and it's Frank Zappa, Crappa and the Nana founder. No one's ever.

[C]

Will you stop it, Nana Foundry.

[F]

Oh, the Naina Foundry.

[A]

Nina. No, I was saying hello to our friend Jen and Nina Wisconsin, kind enough to write and help me out with my eyes.

[C]

Coming up.

[A]

Believe it or not, there is a great update about the guy that fell into the sewage pit.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Near Fresno.

[F]

Was he taking pictures? No, he wasn't taking pictures.

[A]

He dropped the sunglasses. As I said, that's what I say

[F]

if I was taking pictures.

[A]

The worst sunglass recovery in California since Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

[F]

And we have an update in sports about a puppy dog. Oh, very exciting. And World cup action. And more of your letters. More of your letters.

[A]

I'm looking forward to all of these things. Christy, what do you got?

[G]

Coming up, I have don't smuggle the wine in your vagina. And I have Love that song.

[F]

Well, don't you don't go smuggle the wine.

[C]

Bottle of wine.

[F]

Vodka soaked tampons come from. You can get drunk, right? Can't you get drunk that way?

[G]

Yeah, but I'm talking about smuggling wine in your vagina.

[C]

Oh, not the coochie chug or whatever.

[G]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Well, it better be in a container.

[C]

It's a box of wine.

[A]

Yeah, it's a box wine.

[F]

All right.

[G]

It's actually a bottle.

[D]

Get it?

[F]

You have box wine in your house, Tom?

[A]

No.

[G]

Are you kidding?

[F]

You know, if I. I would have a. A very elaborate wine cellar. All box wine.

[C]

Oh, that's great.

[F]

That would be. Yeah. Put that in the movie. Yeah. So that's right. This is.

[C]

This is Nine Buck Chuck or 1998 Franzius.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Does someone have a. This is an 85 Boone's Farm.

[F]

That's right.

[C]

I hope so.

[A]

With the screw off cap.

[F]

I can still taste Strawberry Hill in my mouth.

[C]

1983 Cold Duck.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Somewhere you, you know, there's a guy that has a really great wine cellar. That is a joke. Has all. What we've just.

[C]

I hope so.

[F]

Absolutely.

[A]

Let's see now where was I? Oh, I know. Also coming up. Chrissy, you were gonna say what I was gonna say.

[G]

We also have license plates rejected by the BMV last year. And a really sweet story about great apes.

[A]

About what?

[G]

Great apes.

[A]

Oh, yeah, That's a cool one. You're going to like that.

[F]

You remember Grape Ape, the cartoon?

[E]

I do.

[F]

Great babe.

[C]

Gray babe.

[F]

I don't know why they did that, but that. That was the thing.

[A]

Yeah. This. This ape story really is interesting and funny. And you have to wonder how on earth they got the money to do it. Right now, I want to talk to you about weight loss. And not the kind with the stabbing pen, whatever that's called, the EpiPen. This is not a GLP one. Brick House Nutrition has come up with something that is a weight loss supplement. This is something that you consume the old fashioned way. And the way this is designed, it's designed to help you get rid of those cravings and eat a little bit less. It's called Lean and it's shown to help lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and curbing your appetite, curbing those cravings so you're not as hungry. And lean is not for the casual dieter. As I've mentioned before, Lean is designed to help you lose ten pounds or more. So get the details, find out what I'm talking about by visiting takelean.com and you can get started very quickly because if you do this today and use my name as our code word, as they say, the name is Tom. You go to takelean.com, enter the code word Tom and you'll get a 20% discount and free rush shipping. Once again, it's take lean.

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[A]

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[B]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com

[G]

hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you. You're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want.

[A]

You're not in control. You're like, like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals

[G]

because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded

[A]

what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[G]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform

[A]

5.

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[G]

Hello, Chick Maggie.

[B]

Hello.

[F]

There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hey, Chick.

[F]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi, Chester.

[F]

There's Ace Cosby.

[C]

Howdy.

[F]

How do you do? I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick Magee. Now, a couple quick things. Our pop up store will be popping up Monday and it's got some cool shirts, including the Camp Radio Wood T shirts, which are rather cool. And the Pat Godwin shirt. The Pat doing his best Johnny cash pose. Patty G's comedy special is on the Dry Bar website on YouTube. You can check that out this weekend. Also, our friend Ryan Hamilton, comedian, has his new special on Netflix. It's all about his story about getting hit by a bus. The things we do for material, huh?

[C]

Some, some people have kids, others get hit by a bus.

[F]

It's very funny.

[G]

He brings that up in his special. He said, I could have gotten married. I would have had some news tonight. No, I got hit by a bus.

[A]

And we were talking about. Ryan is opening a lot of shows for Jerry Seinfeld this summer. Jerry's out doing some great live stand up comedy. Got a nice letter from Scott in. Is it Stoughton, Wisconsin?

[C]

Oh, not sure.

[F]

I believe so.

[A]

He said it was a few years ago I had the day off. I went over to the movie theater in Madison to see the first showing of a film called Super 8.

[C]

Oh, that's a good movie.

[A]

Alien movie directed by J.J. abrams. I went to buy the ticket. The guy said it was sold out. There were no cars in the parking lot, just a bus. Well, turned out it was Jerry Seinfeld and the story. You want to tell it again about what Jerry likes to do?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

I guess when he's out on the road, he will rent out a movie theater and he and whoever's working with him, they'll just go and watch a movie. And Brian said it happens almost every

[A]

weekend and that was what was going on. Well, anyways, Scott got to meet Jerry a little bit later on. Had a great time.

[C]

Oh, that's awesome.

[A]

Went to see Jerry show, said it was right. Of course.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

And so that's what's happening. That'd be pretty cool. Rent yourself a theater. It's on a random Saturday. Yeah, just sit there by yourself and enjoy the movie. I wonder if he's able to get popcorn.

[C]

Yes. Larry Miller said that they would have people come in and actually work the concessions and. Absolutely, I'm sure. I mean, one manager could do all that.

[G]

I don't think I could go to a movie without getting popcorn. I honestly don't think I could do it.

[C]

Wow.

[F]

No. No, you're out of this.

[G]

What do you mean, I'm out of this?

[F]

You have plain, dry, arid popcorn.

[G]

Is it still good?

[F]

No. No, it's not.

[C]

I'm with you, Christy. It's still pretty tasty.

[G]

It's very tasty.

[F]

It's packing material.

[D]

Salt, though, right? Salt?

[G]

No, I'd leave it.

[F]

Just.

[C]

It's already salted and in the popper, usually with the oil.

[A]

You.

[F]

I'd rather you cuss me out than talk like this. It makes me.

[A]

I've got a very unusual request. This comes to us from Tim, and he wants to hear. I don't want to read anything about it because I don't want to give anything away, but by request. Haven't heard this in quite some time, and it's a good one. It's not real long, but there's a lot to it. Without any further ado, here we go.

[F]

Yours truly, Arty Whiskey Frontier golfer with another true tale from the Old West.

[A]

Really?

[F]

As you know, I'm quite the avid golfer. I go out just about every day and play 18. One afternoon, I decided to head on home after nine holes. Well, much to my surprise, I mosey up to my house and I see another buggy in the driveway. Mm. Well, I gotta sneak in the house, and I find my wife in bed with another fella. I was rather upset.

[A]

I can see that.

[F]

I grabbed the guy, got him in a headlock, dragged him down into the garage, grabbed him by the manhood, stuck it in a vise and squeezed it real tight. He started screaming. Oh, Hardy, you're not gonna cut it off, are you? I said no, you are. I'm gonna set the garage.

[A]

Ah, thank you for that request.

[C]

I love that joke.

[A]

Oh, Bob, thank you so much, Tim. I appreciate your remembering that. That absolute. And the elegance with which that is told. Putting the man out on a vice. It's all there.

[G]

That's.

[A]

That's how it's done, ladies and gentlemen. And we now return to Chick McGee at the other side of the room there. What do you got over there?

[F]

Dear Bob and Top Show. Now, this might be something catching on here. The listeners are recommending movies to us.

[D]

Oh.

[F]

And they're assuming that we would like these.

[C]

Is this maybe based on the. Because I said that I'd never seen Cocktail and was asking you guys if I should watch it, maybe.

[F]

That is exactly right. All right, this is from Codori. C O D R C O D

[C]

O R I Ah, What Bollywood movie

[F]

would he like me to watch in Wilmington, North Carolina? Oh, that's not on here. Mischief. I'm not sure about that. I've never heard of this movie from 1985.

[C]

Is it Rob Lowe or somebody like that? Maybe.

[F]

Might be like a brat pack 80s.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I want to say the star is somebody like that.

[G]

Yeah. Mischief. Let's see here.

[F]

Serpent and the Rainbow.

[C]

Oh, I'm well aware now.

[F]

I've heard of this.

[C]

The Wes Craven. Oh, Bill Pullman and messing with some voodoo.

[F]

Tom, you ever see Serpent in the Rainbow?

[A]

No, nor have I heard of it.

[G]

Michigan. Doug McKean and Kelly Preston.

[C]

Ah, Doug McKean and Kelly. Those guys.

[F]

The world's fastest Indian. I always wanted to see that. And it's wonderful.

[C]

I adore it.

[G]

That's a beautiful movie.

[C]

It's about Anthony Hopkins. He's an Australian fella. Or New Zealand. I'm sorry? He's a New Zealand guy and he wants to break the world's the land speed record for old India on an Indian motorcycle.

[G]

It's a great movie.

[A]

Wow.

[F]

Yeah, it's a true tale of.

[G]

That's a human spirit, determination.

[F]

And finally, Kadori from Wilmington, North Carolina recommends Eddie and the Cruisers. Oh, yeah, I saw that once and that was enough for me. Oh, yeah, same.

[A]

Oddly enough, little obscure trivia from this show. Peyton Manning's favorite movie.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

You know when he. He casually mentioned that on our show.

[G]

And what did you do?

[A]

I got a hold of the star of the movie and he called us up with. When Peyton was in the studio.

[C]

Oh, cool.

[A]

And we got an original of the poster signed.

[C]

Oh, that's awesome. Eddie and the Cruisers 2. Eddie lives not as good on the dark side.

[A]

We could do a. We could do a book of sequels they shouldn't have made.

[C]

Why bother?

[F]

You know, most of them isn't it. It begins and ends with the Sting two. Yeah. With Jackie Gleason and Mac Davis.

[A]

Although I'm a big Mac Davis fan. Oh, such a nice guy. I mean, really. He is a really. He was a really good guy.

[F]

The biggest nose I've ever seen in person.

[C]

Oh, really? What? Yeah, absolutely.

[F]

Giant schnauz. Huge, huge nose.

[A]

We're not talking about Jimmy Durante or.

[G]

We never saw Jimmy Durante in person.

[A]

Did you ever see a North Dallas 40?

[C]

I never have seen it.

[A]

Oh, you love it. Great in that.

[C]

It's okay.

[A]

Yeah, just a really nice guy.

[F]

More sports coming up, including the World Cup, I think. Max dad, isn't he.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, he was a guy That I would always see his cassettes at truck stops. Yeah, Mac Davis, Greatest hits, that kind of thing.

[D]

He had a variety show. Remember that? Yeah, that was fun.

[F]

Baby, baby, baby, don't get hooked on me.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Remember that?

[A]

Coming up, I think it was Ms. Hooker yesterday said she's had it with adding maxing to various words.

[G]

Oh, we have another story.

[C]

Oh, it's noon. Maxing. Dewey.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Breaking Jaws again. Chisel. Chiseling our cheese.

[A]

Douche Maxing. We'll find out what's being mad.

[F]

Sometimes they need a douche maxing. You cook potato soup.

[E]

What's going on?

[A]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on XOB and Tom or you can email us at Bob and [e-mail].

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[A]

Hi.

[F]

Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[D]

Hey, Chick.

[F]

Hey, Pat.

[D]

I forgot my name.

[A]

I haven't heard a lot of music from Pat lately.

[D]

Well, I'm hurt.

[F]

I have no comment. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Hello, Tom.

[G]

What about Josh Arnold?

[C]

No, he said my name. I just wasn't given the opportunity to say.

[G]

Okay, I. I didn't.

[A]

You have it right now.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Would you like to elaborate? Do you have.

[C]

How are you? What, are you mad at me?

[A]

No. Yeah.

[F]

What's your deal with you, man?

[D]

What's going on?

[F]

First you want us to talk, then

[A]

you want us to shut up.

[F]

You want to get to a bit?

[A]

I'm following this thing over here.

[F]

How many times. Honestly, how many times have I told you that list is wrong? Go by what it says on the copy. Okay, I've said it 9 million times.

[C]

Let me ask this. Who can we talk to about just that list being eliminated? Then if it's always wrong?

[F]

I don't think it can be because who's putting the list together thinks it's right. And there's our impact ass.

[C]

Okay, well, the right date on it, it's all right.

[A]

I don't know. There's a lot of variable.

[F]

There's a lot of variables. He could have yesterday's sheet, too.

[C]

I don't want Pat. I don't want you to think that you are just music. You are.

[A]

Okay, let's. Let's bet a thousand dollars. Chick, what is the date on the sheet?

[G]

I don't know. What is the date?

[B]

Is it.

[G]

Today, Friday, June 26th.

[F]

I don't think. Boy, you really mark it up and everything. You really. You really go by that preparation. It doesn't.

[C]

Today's one of those shows where we should probably split up.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

And hear a word you said.

[C]

And why let the. And, you know, whatever station we're on, wherever this. The other half of the show can do it one point or two points above. And let the listener decide if they want to listen to.

[F]

I think we should. Stop staring at me, Willie.

[D]

You're a handsome guy.

[F]

God, we should all be in remote locations. I think we're far past having to do.

[E]

What a mess.

[A]

Let's just move forward, you know? Do you have more letters over there or do we have to get to sports?

[F]

I think. I think Pat has a song. If we could bother him.

[D]

I focus on what's going on in the show. I hate to be admonished for staring at you when you do such good.

[F]

You're not staring at anybody else.

[D]

Stare at everybody else when they're speaking.

[A]

Enough.

[F]

Any song would be great.

[A]

Right. Well, we'll get to a song later. Once again, Pat, this is arm in a Sling and can no longer play guitar.

[C]

He's healing up, doing well.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

We have backing tracks, don't we?

[D]

Certainly.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

I could sing anything. I've given him 15 things to do.

[A]

You know what I'm hearing?

[D]

He wants to talk about wine, jokes. I don't know what's going on.

[F]

I'm hearing a shattered man is what I'm hearing. What have you done, Tom?

[A]

Nothing. We'll get to a song later. I don't have any up here. What have you got?

[F]

Kristen Pulisic return to the field for the United States just in time to warm up for the World cup game. That really starts mattering next Wednesday. That's what they're telling me. The Americans, 3 2, losing last night to Turkey and Inglewood. You cut the Turkey. They start elimination play next Wednesday, July 1, at 49ers Stadium against Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[G]

Well, they get two countries. That's not fair.

[F]

Not fair. I don't know what the deal is.

[G]

Wnba, USA and Mexico combined.

[F]

Usa, Mexico, Ecuador, Ceylon.

[G]

What time is that game, do you know?

[F]

Actually, 8 o' clock Eastern. You have fingers.

[C]

Look it up.

[F]

The WNBA has suspended Phoenix's Alyssa Thomas for one game. She made. Do we have the video on this?

[A]

Probably, yeah. One game. Not enough.

[F]

Put her fist to Caitlin Clark's throat in Wednesday night's matchup. And a foul was not called.

[B]

Boy.

[G]

Stephanie White, the coach Was so mad after this game. If you saw her press conference.

[F]

The league gave Thomas a flagrant foul too. Penalty for that. No foul was called on the play by the officials.

[C]

And they've got to start protecting her a little better. And I don't mean egregiously. I just mean doing their job.

[F]

And there are people that mad at her, you know, because.

[C]

Right.

[F]

She's doing well. But what are you going to do, Tom?

[A]

Yeah, they don't understand. Take her out of the mix and.

[E]

Right.

[A]

The air comes out of the ball.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

Actually a guy will come out and deflate the basketball and go home like an angry neighbor.

[G]

They didn't put her on the poster. Did you see that? Yeah, yeah, right.

[F]

Hey, that dog who went viral for his patience while watching another dog eat a hot dog.

[C]

Oh, yes. Yeah.

[F]

At the stadium, at Marlins Stadium during Monday night's game between the Marlins and the Rangers at cameras captured six year old. They were looking for him and looking for him. And his name is Jonah. He's watching other dog live his best life.

[C]

Chick.

[A]

That.

[C]

That dog does not also belong to those people.

[F]

No, that dog's another. That dog belongs to the guy who's out of frame.

[A]

And the dog just calmly watches the other dog eating a hot dog.

[F]

That's right. And his owner, Peter Silvera said it was a crazy video. I didn't know anything was going on. I noticed he was real quiet and staring, but I was oblivious to the entire situation until I got home and saw it on video.

[G]

Wouldn't you have given the dog a bite?

[F]

However, now Jonah is in for a treat of a lifetime. The Marlins, like all of America, felt heartbroken for the puppy dog. They're going to have it Jonah day at the ballpark very soon. And he's going to have his dream day.

[G]

He's giving all the hot dogs, including

[F]

running around on the field chasing a ball.

[C]

That's very sweet.

[F]

Gonna do it all.

[G]

So great.

[F]

That's a sports story with a happy end.

[A]

That's great.

[F]

Isn't that very sweet? And speaking of puppy dogs, two trained border collies are helping World cup players in Toronto. They chase birds off of the training pitch. The dogs named Ben and Sally have been working to keep the notorious Canada geese off the field being used by the visiting teams to prepare for their games. You know, we complain about the Canada geese down here, but they've got to be on everywhere. Holy hell. How do they live in Canada?

[C]

Sometimes Some days you can't even see the sun.

[F]

Right.

[A]

And when did they stop Being Canadian geese.

[C]

Yeah. I don't know.

[G]

I don't know.

[C]

I still call them Canadian geese.

[G]

So do I, but I don't think

[C]

I'm going to go to this. Canada geese.

[G]

And when did they start crossing over?

[C]

Do we have to start saying Canada Dry now? Oh, wait. Do we have to start saying Canadian Dry now?

[A]

There you go. That's the joke. I like that very much.

[F]

We can edit that, right? Edit that, right?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, we'll fix that problem.

[A]

I'll tell you what I'd rather. I'd rather watch these dogs chase the geese than sit through a soccer game.

[G]

Well, we know.

[C]

Yeah, that's. That would be your preference.

[A]

And you know what, by the way, did you see the video of the dogs chasing the geese?

[F]

He's on a roll.

[A]

The dogs, they don't use their hands. They can't use their hands.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, because they're dogs.

[C]

You see?

[A]

They don't. They don't have them there.

[C]

Right.

[A]

They have paws.

[C]

Hey, they do. Don't talk to me like that. I'm the only one giving you any attention right now.

[F]

I'm in the Pat Godwin. I'm staring right at him. Talk, baby talk. Did you see the video? This came over the viral. On. On my feed, there are two dogs, and I guess they do this at other places. Chasing geese away from a tarmac in an airport, I guess that's quite common. And it really. It cut down bird strikes by like 80%

[G]

their job. They knew what they're doing.

[A]

And weren't they. Weren't they putting statues of coyotes or something?

[C]

Those have varying degrees of effectiveness.

[F]

You know what I like, I've seen

[C]

geese surround those statues.

[F]

I've seen these at the hardware store. The owls that their neck actually moves. I might have one of those on

[C]

my porch that keeps smaller birds away from your porch. If you have. If you ever find bird poop on your porch.

[F]

Is that right?

[C]

Yeah, man. Very, very, very helpful, Tommy.

[F]

You put it on your car, you won't have bird poop on your.

[A]

Isn't that the rubber snake thing also?

[C]

That can help, too, with certain things. But I've also seen a rubber snake surrounded by geese. Crap.

[G]

You know what I found to keep the birds away? A real owl.

[C]

Oh, yeah. That helps, too. I had the urge yesterday. There were about.

[D]

I.

[C]

Boy, it really does feel like there were a hundred geese in this one particular. Maybe a couple flocks came together and I could have run through them, and I really had the urge to run through them, but I went. I Bet this will backfire. They're not gonna fly off in some glorious V. They will all attack me and I will be packed to.

[G]

You don't want that. Yeah.

[F]

Did you see a guy get attacked or were you attacked by geese at a canal? Remember this?

[C]

They really bite, man.

[F]

Yeah. Especially if you're near their nest or something.

[C]

Oh, dude, they'll hiss and go berserk.

[A]

There's a canal that I.

[F]

You walk near.

[A]

Yeah. And it's just nothing but geese poop.

[F]

Is it really?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And sometimes it is the size of cat poop or dog. I mean small dogs.

[A]

I'm looking at. I'm looking at these dogs that are clearing the soccer field. One of them looks kind of like a super lean fit. Spuds Mackenzie. Maybe if Spuds hadn't been drinking so much.

[C]

Oh, they're not Lassie looking.

[A]

That's. This one looks. He's got a little suit on.

[C]

A suit?

[G]

Yeah, a suit on.

[F]

What kind of a suit is he wearing?

[A]

Like a high reflecting green jacket.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Almost like. Almost like he's working construction.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Like he's like. He's like he's working the highway.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Watch out for those guys. Coming up, we've got interesting stuff in the world of news, including a world record, by the way, a bizarre story from the world of monks. This one is absolutely insane. A monk is doing something un monk like.

[D]

No.

[A]

No. Very well. Ascetic. Is that the word?

[C]

Ah, yes. Yeah.

[A]

And probably will kill. We'll find out what's going on there. But right now, Chick Magee simply say

[F]

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[A]

Thank you very much. Also another list of license plates that you can't have in the world of so called vanity license plates. Some of them I can't even figure out that are on the list. I'm not sure why they're there, but they are. And some of them fairly obvious. Hey, you can't get eenis.

[C]

You don't say.

[A]

Who'd want that by the way? Can you get one that just says immature? That would be what that one would mean. We'll find out the details on that. And an interesting story in the world of, of smuggling. We'll get to that. How to get things into into the big house. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[G]

Hi.

[F]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hey man.

[F]

There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi.

[F]

Hello indeed. Oh, I like that. Is that a face you're making?

[C]

It's a new thing I'm gonna do.

[F]

Give that to Tom, see what he thinks of the face.

[C]

And that's when I told her, hey baby, those aren't cigarettes.

[F]

What do you think, Tom? Just kind of a chomping beaver like look.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sorry. Try it again.

[C]

And then the old lady said to me, hey fella, that's not my purse.

[A]

You move your head side to side and make a beaver motion.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

With your mouth.

[C]

With no sound and no explanation.

[A]

Yeah, you try that.

[C]

Okay, get back to me. I will let you know how it goes.

[F]

There's Ace Cosby.

[C]

Works, works.

[F]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now we have to grab some more headlines from the sports page.

[F]

WNBA last night, Vegas over Dallas. 99 90. 99 84. Seattle beat New York 99 88. And Toronto. Toronto.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

125 Los Angeles. Do you wanna and Toronto Festival celebrating bald men. Oh, just took place in good old jolly old London.

[C]

Patrick Stewart has to be the commissioner or something.

[F]

He made it so people traveled from across the UK to attend Bald Fest organized by four friends.

[C]

Now this is Tom, this is not. This is B, A L D. Not

[F]

B A L L E D where everyone gets laid.

[C]

Okay, you're going to Bald Fest or Bald Fest because they are the same week. It gets very confused.

[F]

There's a cosmetic brand called Bald Bro, but it's spelled B L D B R O, Bald Bro. The event included music and free pints, beers for bald attendees.

[E]

How about that?

[C]

I wonder how bald you have to be.

[A]

This is exclusively head bald.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Now, if this were for the Ladies Shaving Shave Fest, I'll be. A lot more dudes would be attending that, too.

[F]

There's a school of thought that the only hair a lady should have are eyebrows.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[F]

That's it.

[C]

I show up at Bald Festival, do you give me a free beer?

[A]

Yeah, I don't.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

You have to. You have to be completely bald or.

[C]

Yeah, I got a half pints.

[A]

It's like being on an airplane.

[F]

You get 8 ounces, right? I'm not sure on my ounces.

[A]

The good thing about Baldfish is there's. You're never gonna find hair in your food. You got that going. I can't imagine that there are a lot of chicks there.

[F]

But co founder Mr. Tariq Kazemi told a London Times, young guys might see these happy, confident, bald men and take some inspiration from that.

[C]

I think women. Women are.

[G]

They, like, they've taken.

[C]

Sexy is sexy.

[G]

Yeah. Bald has become a lot more popular.

[C]

Probably women who go, you know what? If I had my choice, a man with hair. But there are other women who go, if I had my choice.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Give me a cue ball to slap on. I'll. The old man in Benny Hill.

[A]

Most famous bald guys.

[C]

Modern Yulbrenner.

[A]

Yul Brenner.

[F]

Gotta be Yul Brenner.

[A]

Mr. Clean.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

Incredibly. Yeah.

[A]

Uncle Fester boy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

He doesn't come up much.

[F]

You're getting. But you're right, you're flirting with the outskirts of Obscureville.

[A]

With Uncle Fester.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, he was as Bald as anybody.

[A]

Dr.

[G]

Evil, Jason Statham. You're not going with him. You're not going with the Rock. He's bald.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

There you go. See, you're coming up with some good ones.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Bruce Willis would.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Started the whole trend.

[A]

Telly Savalas.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Remember him, Christy?

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Kojak.

[F]

Didn't Telly Savalas do movies with hair there for a little while?

[A]

Yeah, there's a couple older.

[F]

Do I get. I get him and Yule Burner confused.

[G]

Idris Alba. Isn't he bald? No, it depends on the day.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Telly Savalas had that weird pinky finger that was all crushed. Remember that?

[F]

Is that right?

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

I don't remember.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

He was Kojak.

[D]

I was ready.

[C]

He would drop his lollipop helps.

[A]

Yes, Very good.

[F]

And Stavro stepped on it. Was that his real life brother? The guy who played Stavros Project.

[D]

She was a hooker.

[F]

That was in every episode. She was a hooker.

[A]

Travolta's doing the beret bald guy thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

He's involved for a while. Shaved.

[A]

Shaved head. You got your Sean Connery. Yeah. Billy Corrigan.

[F]

Yeah. He's been bald for a long time.

[A]

He does the full shaved head.

[G]

Vin Diesel. Isn't he bald?

[A]

Moby, Moby, Moby. Pit bull in the world. Yeah, there's all. There's a bunch of them out there. But you can go to Bald Fest, by the way.

[F]

Bald. Bald Bro, the cosmetic brand makes products to help bald men moisturize and protect their heads against the sun and remove any unwanted shine.

[C]

All right.

[G]

Evidently, that's a little powder up there.

[F]

The death sentence.

[C]

That's what you do.

[A]

You shine.

[F]

Do you?

[C]

I never have.

[E]

No.

[F]

Out of your head, Tom.

[A]

No. When I'm outside, I got to wear a hat. You don't want to get sunburned. Up there can be very painful.

[C]

No, no. You need to keep that very bad for you.

[G]

And you have a fishing hat, Josh.

[C]

Yeah, I have a handful of them. I don't have, like, a traditional. Oh, no, I do have one sort of traditional fisher fishing hat. I rarely wear a ball cap. Yeah.

[D]

Hooks in the hat.

[C]

No.

[F]

Oh, you got to have hooks.

[C]

If I were to wear my traditional fishing hat, maybe. But on a ball cap, you often feel the hook.

[F]

That's true.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Now, although you can put them on the bill.

[A]

But we do have a world record.

[F]

I understand. Yes, we do. Stupid world record. A trio of sisters from Brazil. And what do we know about women from Brazil?

[A]

Bald shape.

[C]

No, but you're right, though. They. The Brazilian butt.

[F]

Hot, hot, hot.

[C]

So they've got. But it's hairless butts.

[A]

So what is it? Button the back.

[F]

Party in the front.

[A]

I'm trying to think of what. Yeah, yeah. Never mind.

[F]

A trio of sisters from Brazil. Hot, hot, hot. Have broken the Guinness World Record for the high.

[D]

Oh.

[F]

The highest combined age of three living siblings.

[C]

That's all right. I'm still gonna. I won't judge Back. Yeah.

[F]

Really? Evidently. This website called Three Leaky Asses.

[D]

I love that song.

[F]

Now, that's a name for a band. Three Leaky Asses.

[A]

If they could open for three doors

[F]

down and have four guys in the band and not say anything about a website called LongavaQuest. L o n G E V I Quest confirmed that lose Zulena Deuce Nunez, Zoraida De Duce Mota.

[C]

Maybe it's Longeva Quest because.

[A]

Very good.

[F]

And La Vita de Duce Nunez have a combined age between the three of them of 316 years. 302 days.

[C]

Impressive.

[G]

Whoa.

[C]

Impressive. Do we have a picture of these California Raiders?

[F]

No.

[A]

Oh, sweet.

[F]

Look pretty good.

[C]

Well, I could guess which one is the oldest.

[G]

The wheelchair one.

[C]

That's not one of the. The reaper is behind.

[F]

Don't get up.

[G]

She looks great.

[F]

Yeah, and what happens when you get to that age? You really don't care what kind of shirt you wear. Cuz I like that. That really colorful shirt there on the left.

[D]

Really crazy. Yeah, that's cute.

[B]

I might.

[F]

I might wear that when I start getting.

[A]

The two almost look like twins on the. The left in the middle there.

[G]

We have ages on them.

[F]

Yeah, well, the average would. Laita is the eldest at 109. I'm not sure which one of the

[C]

looks in the picture looks every bit of it.

[F]

Middle Sister Z is 104 and Zulini is 103.

[C]

The other two could be.

[A]

Yeah, they look great. Wonder how many dead husbands they've left behind.

[E]

Boy.

[F]

Awful, Awful, awful. That's what my life is, awful.

[A]

Now I know one of them speaks English.

[F]

Oh, well, that's handy.

[A]

I think it's Livodia. And I've got a little quote from her.

[F]

Lavita

[C]

English. Hey, her English is very good.

[G]

Do we have their secret?

[D]

Yeah, I want to know their secrets.

[F]

It's not Lavalvia.

[A]

Oh, what's.

[C]

It's La vita la vida. Said the secret is taking as much D as I can every day. And we said what?

[E]

Because.

[F]

Vitamin D. And don't forget, in all

[C]

my holes, every hole's open.

[G]

Why would you do something like this?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

You know my favorite hole?

[F]

I'll give you a hint. You'd be surprised.

[A]

I've been old since 1980. Okay, they're old. We have them. Thank you for. Is that sports?

[F]

Yeah, like 40 years ago they were six in their 60s. Holy.

[C]

You hope they all die together or do you want them to drop off one by one?

[D]

I want him to film and Louise it.

[C]

Yes, on a Rascal.

[D]

Three wheelchairs

[F]

right through the windshield.

[A]

That is really sick.

[C]

The problem with a Rascal is you're not going to get any air. You're scraping down the side of that cliff you're hitting, every rock, every crag

[F]

where you think you're going to get cliffs.

[A]

That there's. Yeah, it is. It kind of juts out.

[G]

Right.

[A]

And there's no. Okay.

[G]

I found out a little bit more about the sisters. Lavita never married. Oh, the eldest. Yeah.

[A]

But that's like a.

[F]

Did you get a look at it?

[A]

That'd be like prying open a frozen Big Mac.

[C]

I think sealed himself shut during Laugh in One Night.

[D]

Neither of the three married.

[G]

No, Levita didn't. Oh, yes, the other two did marry.

[C]

She's like a Barbie doll down there. There's not even a hint of them.

[F]

Do you think there's always two of them that gang up on the same one? Or does it rotate when they're. They just don't get along sometimes?

[C]

Oh, yes, yes, you're right.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I hope it rotates. That's how my brothers and I are.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody's always in the doghouse I like

[C]

or getting teased more than the.

[A]

I see. Well, let's move on here, Christy Lee. Let's get to our news desk. You got anything interesting going on?

[G]

Yeah, the so called influencer named Claviclear or whatever.

[C]

Oh, Clavicular.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

This guy is from Clavicle.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

I think seemingly.

[G]

Clavicular has announced he's hosting a looks maxing summit. The 20 year old said his first ever in person event called the Ascension Summit will take place in two days in Miami on June 28th.

[F]

Tom, I've got a feeling you're really looking forward to this.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

Attendees will get to spend the day with Clavicul. How do you say his name?

[F]

Clavicular.

[G]

Clavicular. As he shares his strategies for improving physical appearance.

[C]

I mean, it's like hitting your chin with a hammer and a chisel. That's what they do.

[G]

Growing a personal brand and becoming unignorable on social media.

[A]

That's important.

[G]

Gotta have the followers, Tommy. It also features a looks maxing master class, guest speaker sessions, aesthetic demonstrations about Botox fillers and spray tans, as well as something organizers call Moog Battles, where attendees can receive live feedback about their appearance.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

That's gotta be nice. You're too fat. You're too ugly.

[F]

Clavicular's name is Braden Eric Peters. How about that?

[G]

General admission tickets are currently priced at $297 with a virtual ticket and VIP options available.

[A]

And we were talking about this yesterday, the use of the word maxing. What did we have it on yesterday? We keep. We Keep getting.

[G]

No, we just brought it up because we're sick of it. The word maxing.

[A]

You know what you never hear from these people?

[G]

What?

[A]

IQ maxing. True intelligence maxing. It's not clavicular. Sounds like the name of a rapper.

[C]

Yeah, I saw that. I saw an interview with this guy, and I. He's not insane like it was. I don't. I don't know. I would. I expected a lunatic or somebody who was completely vacant.

[G]

Right.

[C]

And he wasn't. It may have just been the one interview I saw where he was. I have no idea. But I don't like his. I don't like the whole philosophy and altering yourself.

[G]

Yeah. So he doesn't have as many followers as I thought. He Only 896.

[F]

I was just thinking that. Yeah. If you're this guy. 5, 10 million.

[G]

Right, that's what I was thinking.

[C]

Maybe across all social media, though.

[G]

Oh, that's just. Yeah. On Instagram.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Instagram tends to be. They tend to have the lowest. On TikTok, he might have 8 million.

[G]

Well, that's true. I don't do TikTok talk. He's pretty cute, actually.

[C]

And he doesn't look nut. He doesn't look insane.

[G]

Yeah, he's cute.

[F]

Christy, would you leave your husband for him?

[G]

No, he's 20.

[F]

I. This. The question's still valid.

[C]

The answer was not no. I love my husband.

[F]

I. I heard the door open a little bit.

[G]

I do love my husband now.

[F]

So keep saying it.

[A]

So it's my understanding when you enter. So this is. What's it called again? I'm sorry?

[C]

The Looks maxing Symposium or something.

[A]

And so a lot of guys. I understand that when you enter, you actually, it's. It's an odd. It looks kind of like a small door, but then when you enter the main hall, you're coming out of a closet.

[G]

Oh, so now you're assuming.

[F]

Is that right? You're gonna.

[G]

That people who care about their appearance are okay. All right.

[A]

Nice to serve.

[F]

Wouldn't you go you. You might need some product, some moisturizer. Take care of your skin. Maybe wear some makeup from time to time. What would you.

[A]

Would you ever do?

[F]

No, absolutely not.

[A]

I'm okay.

[C]

Makeup? No, but I'm into. I've got a couple lotions.

[F]

Yeah, I moisturize.

[C]

Do you wear makeup ever?

[F]

All the time. Really? I'm very, very. I have a yellow pallor to my skin. It's awful.

[C]

I know. You have an oily T zone. I do, but you take care of that.

[F]

I fight that. T zone every morning. Josh, thank you for notic.

[C]

Well, I appreciate what you do for us.

[A]

And you're very dark complected.

[F]

I'm very dark complected.

[A]

So you Michael Jackson it up a little bit.

[F]

That's right.

[A]

To join us.

[F]

I do have vitiligo and it feels so good saying it on the air that I have it.

[A]

What's coming up, Chris D. Lee.

[G]

Coming up, we are going to talk about an update on the California man who lost his sunglasses in that tank full of poo.

[F]

Tank full of pooh.

[A]

Yeah. I thought that story was over, but there's a great update.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I think you'll find it very enjoyable. We've got a great story about chimps.

[G]

Yeah, that's a good story.

[A]

And other great apes. And another story about trying to smuggle stuff into the big house.

[C]

All right.

[A]

And there's usually two cavities, no waiting, depending on who you are. Well, we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Oh, sorry.

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[G]

Hello.

[F]

There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hey, Chick.

[F]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, There's Ace Cosby.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[F]

Hey, man, I'm chicken. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Hello, Chick Magee. Weekend entertainment tips anyone? Would you like a couple?

[G]

What?

[F]

Oh, you have them? Yeah, please. Yes.

[A]

These are totally random.

[G]

Sure.

[A]

A couple quick things.

[F]

Let's hear it.

[A]

We talked to our friend comedian Ryan Hamilton the other day. I, I just always have found him hilarious. He's been on the show for many, many years.

[F]

And by the way, his Instagram is Ryan Hamiltone. There's an E on it.

[A]

Ryan has a new comedy special about. He unfortunately was hit by a bus and got pretty badly hurt.

[C]

But he.

[A]

You said you already had a chance to watch it.

[G]

I did. I watched it yesterday afternoon and it's

[A]

called this just hit me.

[G]

It was very funny.

[A]

It's on Netflix. I highly recommend Ryan's work. And also while we're at it, Pat Godwin's special.

[G]

Very, very funny. Very nice job.

[A]

But now, Pat, your special is on the so called dry bar. The dry bar comedy special starring Pat Godwin as Pat Godwin. I understand you, you had 10 people auditioned to play you and you got the role.

[D]

It was so close. It was right down to the two of us.

[A]

Yeah. I heard your last audition went really well.

[D]

Yeah, me and Danny DeVito. I got.

[C]

DeVito is good.

[G]

He can't audition like, but he's a little short.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Now that's found on the dry bar, both the website and the app and this. And then there is a way to do. There's some leisure de main required to get. What the hell means something like sleight of hand in French.

[D]

I think Godwin is one word. All caps, no spaces and boom.

[C]

What are you, Fremont?

[F]

What are you saying? Just put his name in and you.

[A]

Yeah, but you got to do all caps. There's a trick to this.

[F]

That's not.

[A]

Okay, wasn't that a trick?

[F]

Right?

[C]

Well, it's good to let people know. All caps. Yeah, that's how it has to be.

[A]

All captured and with no space.

[C]

But why wouldn't you use all caps when you're gonna watch Pat Godwin?

[D]

Hey, when you say it like that,

[F]

it's caps and 5, exclamation point.

[A]

But see, you got. There's no space. It's not Pat Godwin.

[C]

I feel like I kind of said.

[A]

There you go. There you go. Okay, that's that we have we made it clear.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

You appreciate my entertainment.

[F]

I do.

[A]

Okay. Also the movie with a friend of the show, Hugh Jackman, Sheep Detectives. The Sheep Detective is going to be streaming and then in the movie theaters, of course. You've got Your Toy Story 5 and lots of great comedians out there doing some great stuff this weekend. And tons of great bands are out this summer, so there's a lot to do. Have a great weekend.

[G]

What are you gonna do?

[A]

I am going to go see Toy Story 5 because my girls are back from camp.

[C]

Oh, that'll be nice.

[F]

And so will this weekend be as brutal as all the other weekends. You're on record.

[G]

You're being catch up mode. You're gonna have to.

[A]

Yeah, I think I'm in pretty good shape.

[C]

I've got a.

[A]

Everything at the house is pretty much where I needed to be.

[F]

Do you have activities planned or. No, no, just the. Just the movie.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Do camps have a sleep in day? If you go to a camp for three weeks, which is what your daughters did.

[A]

Yeah, they do a bunch of. They have really great stuff. They do.

[C]

But I would also hope. Yeah, I mean, three weeks. That one or two days a week. It's a free for. It's a free day.

[G]

Oh, yeah. You get to sleep till noon if you want.

[C]

Yeah, you can. Or you can get up early and do you know they have, like.

[A]

They have pancakes day? They have all kinds of really great stuff.

[C]

No, I understand that. I just want to know if there's a. So will you ask them for me?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, cool.

[F]

What if they had waffle day? Would you not participate?

[A]

No, I. I'm actually gonna buy a waffle iron. Maybe this weekend.

[C]

You know, you can get all kinds of. You can get a Mickey Mouse one, you can get a Darth Vader one. Oh, yeah, you'll have. You run the gamut.

[A]

Yeah. I'm getting kind of excited about this.

[F]

When you went to camp, did you have a bugler to play Revelry Reveley in the morning?

[A]

Absolutely.

[F]

Is that right?

[C]

No kidding.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That is an adult or a fellow camper.

[A]

It was usually one of the counselors.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[D]

Were you at a co Ed camp?

[A]

No camp. Hey, I went to.

[G]

No.

[F]

Was there a girls camp near. Why, yes.

[C]

Swim across the lake, Boob and bushy.

[A]

No, it was actually called a camp four way.

[G]

Four way?

[C]

That's a camp with chili and onion.

[A]

I think. I think it was. And it's not.

[D]

Whatever.

[A]

I think that's what. You know, it's not there anymore, but there's a. They have an alumni webpage or something.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Of course. Yeah.

[G]

And is your camp co Ed now?

[A]

No, I don't think so. It's a YM3 camp. Is there a Camp 3 way?

[D]

Well, I'm just asking.

[A]

No. Yeah, but we would do. They would do. They would do that. We had a trumpet player and our bugler, I guess technically. And we had this. We had this really cool cannon about. How do I describe this? Kind of a miniature cannon, Like a foot and a half long.

[C]

All right. And have a pull thing or.

[A]

And as I recall, you'd hit it with a hammer.

[C]

Ah.

[A]

And there was some speculation that it wasn't really shooting because it would make a big bang.

[C]

So.

[A]

So one time they set up. They got a. They got some kind of long arm thing with a big piece of. Of cardboard in front of it.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And then. Which it blew to smithereens. So the answer is. Yep.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Buckshot.

[G]

So is this in Michigan?

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

What was the boy Scout camp now? Oh, yeah.

[E]

Oh.

[C]

So maybe it is coed.

[G]

Oh, well, maybe. I don't think this is the same.

[A]

It's the wrong one. Now let's move forward. Here we have Christy Lee and her London correspondent jacket today. She looks like.

[C]

I always liked when Kermit the Frog would wear the.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Correspondent.

[F]

He'd have his hand in his pocket. Hilarious.

[G]

Okay, well, the reason I didn't have the right camp was because Hiawenda. It like the. Isn't there like a.

[A]

Are you thinking of Hiawatha?

[G]

Hiawatha, that's what.

[F]

Ah.

[G]

This is spelled H O, Y O. Went ha. Yeah, it's higho. Went ha.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Correct.

[G]

That's a stupid name.

[F]

Are you gonna take that? That's one of your. Your most cherished childhood memories. And she's pissing all over.

[D]

Look at that. $20,000 a week.

[G]

No, it's not. It's only 58 degrees up there right now. I bet it was a little chilly in the morning.

[C]

Today might be fire starting day.

[G]

Scientists have discovered that humans and great apes share similar ways of giggling. For their study, researchers tickled 13 captive apes, including gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees, and bonobos.

[C]

Go tickle that gorilla and record it. I'm gonna tore off your arms.

[A]

I mean, can you imagine? You're a young scientist, you probably got a PhD and, well, Mom, I had to tickle a bonobo today. It actually is a really interesting result.

[G]

Yeah. They then compared the recordings to those of four young children while they were being tickled and playing at home. Researchers found that the chuckles of humans and great apes follow similar rhythms with regular timing between their laughs. The study author, Chiara de Gregario, told the Associated Press, quote, in a way, we are very similar to other great apes because we've been laughing in a similar way for 15 million years.

[C]

So they're ticklish.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

And they'll giggle.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Your question is a good one. Can you imagine? Did someone really tickle a gorilla?

[C]

Yeah. No.

[G]

I mean, well, I'm sure they probably. I would think they would have done it with maybe a stick or a pole.

[C]

Very long feather. Yeah.

[G]

Behind.

[F]

But they're like anything else. They can't all have the same tickle spot, right?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Some armpits, some belly, some feet.

[F]

Bottom of the feet.

[A]

Yeah, it is somewhat. Well, Washoe killed him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He was laughing for a second there,

[C]

and then he crushed his skull.

[A]

Apparently he went for the balls.

[F]

Are you familiar with the name Washoe for gorilla?

[E]

Gorilla?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's. It's an old, old gorilla. Yeah. The oldest might as well say Mighty Joe.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Yes, yes. It predates King Kong. That's right.

[A]

Well, yeah, I. Washoe was a famous ape, I believe, and it wasn't. It was an experiment where they tried to teach the. They. They taught the. The ape the language of the. What is it called? American Sign Language, Right?

[C]

Interesting.

[A]

And so I. I always like to use the name Washo whenever we discuss ap. But speaking of apes, I thought we would feature this classic featuring the Bob and Tom Band and Orchestra.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

What am I gonna do? I've gotta get this box to Los Angeles by tomorrow.

[F]

So just FedEx it.

[A]

Are you kidding? It's too big. Well, then overnight it by train. By train? All the way across the country. Overnight? Are you crazy?

[F]

No, pal, he's not crazy. The F famous Norfolk and Winston Railroad has just merged with Waypal Delivery Services. Together, our new company will revolutionize the overnight delivery business. Task force. By name, we're.

[A]

Hold it. You're telling me you can get this 2,000 pound package from New York to LA overnight, by train?

[F]

Norfolk and Way, pal. Overnight. Absolutely positive.

[A]

Absolutely positive.

[F]

We will get you through it. There's Norfolk and Way, pal. We are gonna do it when you go by rail. No package is too large and we'll get it there overnight. Norfolk and Way, pal. That's the name. We do it by train, cross country, by rail, overnight. There's Norfolk and Way, Pal.

[G]

Here at the Bronx Zoo, we actually shipped Washoe the gorilla to the San Diego Zoo overnight. We have had to pry his eyes open on the west coast, but he's fine now. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively, we will get you through it.

[F]

There's Nor Way. Ask yours by name. Overnight, by train. Norfolk and Way, Pal. Norfolk, Virginia.

[A]

There you go. Got Washoe there. Thank you very much, Washo. Once again, the experiment.

[G]

Tickling great a apes.

[A]

The great apes giggle the same way we do.

[F]

Are you ticklish, Tom?

[A]

A little bit, yeah.

[F]

No kidding. I don't see you as being.

[A]

I have a more masculine giggle and say Anderson Cooper. Remember that? Remember that?

[G]

When he was drunk.

[A]

Tape of Anderson Cooper.

[G]

Weren't they doing New Year's Eve or something?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I love when they make each other laugh.

[G]

I do too.

[C]

They were doing the fourth of July now.

[G]

Oh, are they?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, here. Here's that. Here's that famous statement right here.

[D]

Sorry.

[F]

This actually never happened to me.

[A]

There you go. That was Anderson.

[G]

Where's your spot?

[D]

Your feet?

[G]

Underneath your armpits.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

The underside of your. Is that ticklish?

[G]

Is that a ticklish spot?

[A]

The taint.

[C]

No, the shark belly, if you will.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no.

[F]

Down there.

[A]

Yeah. I don't. I do. I do. Yawn like a pterodactyl. I got that going.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

You know. There we go.

[A]

You see?

[F]

The closest you can come to tickling yourself. I read this is you Put the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that does.

[G]

Yeah, it does tickle.

[A]

That's.

[F]

That tickles a little bit.

[A]

Hang on.

[F]

Try that, Tom.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it does.

[C]

You know, tickling is a form of pain. It is technically, yeah. There was some. I had some teachers, like some anatomy professor tell us that the receptors are actually. It's also pain. That's why. Yeah. You react like you want it to stop so bad.

[F]

Have you stay after class and tickle him.

[C]

He would have us tickle him and then he would tickle us privately and he would say, does this hurt? And remember, if you tell anybody, I will have to hurt your family.

[F]

Kill your family.

[A]

Have you ever used a so called French tickle?

[C]

No, I haven't. Have you?

[A]

No.

[G]

Isn't that a condom?

[C]

You would see them in those.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Be like those machines, right?

[F]

Doesn't that go over the. Yeah, it's like a condom. And on the end it's like.

[A]

Yeah, urchin almost.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the best description ever. You nailed it.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, I've seen them on the machines. I've never.

[F]

Would you like to be the guy though who can't complete without having one of those?

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

But it's not for him. It's for her.

[F]

Well, maybe, maybe it's. Yeah, it's for him too.

[A]

You don't know. Maybe he put it on inside out. We'll see what's coming up in the news. Christy Lee.

[G]

Coming up, we have a pee hen in the news, we have a gender reveal featuring pigeons. In the news, we have a monk doing a really weird thing. I don't recommend this.

[A]

Yeah, this is grotesque.

[C]

Some self denial type.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

And it's like for a dozen years.

[C]

Oh, all right.

[A]

This guy's been doing something for a dozen years. He's. The goal is to do it for a dozen years. He'll be dead before then. I get.

[C]

Not wiping it.

[F]

No, no.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Well actually, now that you mention it, that may be part of it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hello.

[F]

Hello. Indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi.

[F]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[D]

Hey.

[F]

Hello. Hello. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you? Hello.

[A]

Chick McGee.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Doing great over here. We got Christy Lee at the news desk, as you mentioned, and a couple things to catch up with. I know coming up, it's going to be a special edition of news we failed to mention. But what are we mentioning here?

[G]

We are mentioning this bizarre story. An ascetic monk in India has been standing continuously for the last five years.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[G]

The Lat Giri Ji Maharha.

[F]

Yeah, it is.

[C]

God bless you.

[G]

Belongs to a sect known as Karisharwa, or the Standing Babas.

[C]

Wheel of Standing Babas.

[A]

Doesn't the Standing Baba sound like some kind of kids band?

[F]

Yes, but Kira Sawyer directed Seven Samurai, right?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[G]

These monks take extreme vows to remain standing, to clear their souls and bring them closer to the goddess Shiva. They rely on ropes, swings, and harnesses to keep them standing even while sleeping or when their legs give out.

[C]

The goddess Shiva is the goddess of always being a little chilly.

[F]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[A]

I thought it was the goddess of carrying a. Carrying a blade made in the shop at prison.

[E]

That's.

[F]

I believe it's the goddess of death, actually. But let's not muddy the water with facts.

[G]

Mr. Mara Harje, who aims to avoid sitting or lying down for another seven years, now has swollen and blackened legs.

[C]

Must. Yeah.

[G]

Some fear his legs may need to be amputated long before he see a

[A]

photograph of this guy. They're gonna have to take his legs off.

[C]

So how's he sleeping now?

[G]

One medical expert explained, when standing still for a long time, the veins in the legs must fight gravity to send blood to the heart. But the lack of pumping action in the calf muscles causes blood to pool in the lower extremities. I do not know how he's sleeping now. Unless he's in a harness or something.

[F]

Right.

[A]

So he has to. He has to poop standing up also.

[C]

Visual warning from our producer.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

We're not gonna be happy about it.

[G]

Stay fit.

[C]

Oh, hey, that's his one foot. Looks like. If you said, hey, look at this picture of a gorilla's foot.

[A]

Yeah, it's. It's absolutely.

[G]

It looks like a girl.

[F]

It looks exactly like the. The two done part of a marshmallow.

[A]

Oh, yes, it is. It is as black.

[B]

Terrifying.

[F]

He's. He's leaning.

[G]

He's leaning on a board.

[F]

Is that how he rests?

[A]

Yeah, he's leaning. The photographs I've seen of him, he's either leaning on a. Yeah, a board or, you know, like a log of Some sort.

[C]

I don't care for that.

[F]

No, no.

[A]

It's going to kill him.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And his ankles are the thickness of his thighs.

[G]

Yeah. No, Your calf, your calves. And that lower extremity is very important for good blood flow.

[A]

But, I mean, this is idiocy.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Let's face it.

[G]

I don't know if it's idiots.

[A]

No, it is. It's moronic.

[C]

No.

[A]

It's a dumb religion then.

[C]

Well, I don't know about that.

[A]

Oh, it is. No, it's stupid.

[C]

Well, at least you're willing to talk about it.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

This guy's gonna have to have his legs amputated, Tom.

[F]

Go, baby, go.

[A]

At least with the Catholics, they stand, then they sit. Right, Chris?

[C]

They know they're calisthenics.

[A]

Then they stand, then they sit, then they kneel. This guy, this, his command is stand. He's gonna stand for 12 years. This guy's gonna be dead pretty soon.

[G]

No Catholic has ever been with new legs. And he'll be fine, right?

[C]

Maybe Shiva will reward him with the greatest legs ever.

[A]

Maybe not.

[C]

I have no clue.

[A]

I got the under on this.

[C]

This guy's no Catholic has ever had deep vein thrombosis.

[F]

I've got something for Tom to kind of change the topic here. This doesn't have anything. Anything. Although I think Tom would think it was.

[E]

Really.

[A]

I have one more question for this guy.

[G]

Yes?

[A]

He can't sit.

[G]

No.

[A]

So how does he. Number two.

[C]

Okay, well, he can leaned over like that. Probably drops into a bowl.

[F]

See, leaning over like that is not standing up.

[G]

No.

[A]

You can't walk.

[C]

I know. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

So he's got to have an assistant.

[G]

He looked like he had an assistant in the picture.

[A]

That's a great gift.

[F]

See, that's the thing you need if you're going to do stuff like that. You need an enabler. And he has his.

[A]

You're going over to Mirage's house?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We can get some rubber gloves.

[G]

It's probably an honor to serve a monk like that.

[F]

Anyway, here's something Tom will love. I'm not sure if this is AI. I don't know what's going on. I just think Tom will think this is cool. There's a restaurant in Bangkok that uses a zip line for the waiters to deliver their food to the table.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's great.

[D]

Come on.

[F]

Finally, a good store thing you've ever seen.

[A]

And the waiter is holding the tray.

[F]

Oh, yeah, sure he is.

[A]

That can't be real.

[C]

They're going away over water. They're going, that looks very. I mean. Oh yeah, I know how good AI is. That's better than this. That's too real.

[F]

I think it's real. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

He zips out to the table and delivers the food and flies back. Yeah. And he doesn't move. He's in a, in a pose, holding the tray out.

[C]

I've been there. The Crouching Diner, Hidden Dragon. It's good.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Where'd you find it? That's awesome. Just come on up on my timeline.

[A]

Wonder what kind of food they. They have.

[F]

So I'm guessing. Yeah.

[G]

Yeah. A nice pad tie.

[F]

Some of it's dropped egg drop, extra stokey.

[D]

And there a fly in my suit.

[C]

No.

[F]

I would spend all your time watching the waiters fly back and forth.

[A]

I did go to a place here where the. It's a sushi place and they, they deliver it on like little trains.

[G]

Oh yeah. That's big in Chicago. Oh, and you just take the tray off and then they.

[C]

Yeah, I haven't seen the drains. I've seen conveyor belts.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, that's what he meant. Yeah.

[A]

Conveyor belt.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[F]

Well that's quite different.

[G]

They, they charge you by the stack of plates that you have. Is that. Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

They don't tell you that.

[F]

Was it good? I mean, food wise, spent 900.

[A]

I stopped eating sushi last year.

[G]

Well, then why were you there?

[F]

Oh, no kidding.

[A]

Girls wanted to go. I. They had a chicken thing that was.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

All right. Okay.

[A]

Some nice rice. But it's, it's kind of a spectacle. They got a big kick out of it.

[G]

Yeah, it's.

[F]

That's fun.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But this thing, I wonder if, I wonder if you're allowed to do the zip line as a guest. I mean, because on this thing the

[G]

waiters are doing illegal liability.

[F]

No, listen, it's Bangkok. I'm sure you're allowed to take a ride on the zip line if you want.

[A]

Have. There's. Has there been a follow up, by the way, about the young lady that did the bungee jump and they not talk about that.

[G]

A lot of people.

[D]

Yeah, Yeah.

[F]

I think I'm scarred by watching it. So can we move along?

[A]

I was thinking that'd be a great.

[F]

Obviously not.

[A]

That'd be a great Mr. Obvious episode. And now the Mr. Obvious checklist. Climb to the top of the cliff, attach the rope to the foot, and attach the rope to the cliff.

[G]

I did not.

[A]

Then jump.

[F]

Then jump.

[A]

They forgot to put the rope on.

[G]

Right.

[F]

Not the other way around. There's only.

[A]

That's the only thing you have to do.

[G]

Do.

[D]

You had one job.

[F]

Had one job.

[A]

Yeah. There's got to be.

[G]

Everybody's blaming everybody else, so, I mean,

[A]

somebody has to be the rope on foot guy.

[G]

I know.

[C]

I don't. There should be an investigation because I want to know how. How much she was talking before she. You know what, just push her now. Before.

[F]

You know, there is a term. Did you see that?

[A]

And they had her. They had her. They picked her up, up. And they. They heaved her flying style.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Which is crazy. I mean, I. Because I asked. When I bungee jumped, I asked for them to do that. I go, I cannot. They were like, three, two, one. And I just wouldn't jump. I go, I can't get myself to jump. Will you push me? And they said, we can't. But what country was this?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Again, this is, as Chick said, Bangkok.

[F]

Whatever.

[A]

Whatever country it was, it was Bangkok. They can do. They can do pretty much whatever they want. Well, that was a. That's a cool restaurant.

[G]

Yeah, it is. Thank you for.

[A]

Would they try that here, do you think, in the States?

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

Maybe.

[C]

Maybe at a place like Downtown Disney or whatever they call it. That'd be kind of a Cool, right?

[A]

And what a. What a gig for the waiter. He'd probably get tired of it.

[G]

You got to be strong to hold yourself up like that and hold a tray. That's.

[A]

And also be. If you're a client, you're one of the customers. Hey, by the way, could you. I wanted an orange in my iced tea or not a slice, not a lemon. Could you go get me one? I'll be back in 10 minutes. I gotta climb back up the cliff. Well, what's. Coming up, Christy?

[G]

Coming up. I don't know if they'll fly your food, but we all love Taco Bell. We have Taco Bell in the news.

[C]

Give me everything.

[A]

This is a whole menu. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. This is sort of a violence, violent story. But I can see why. I can kind of see why this would happen. It did result in arrest. And my favorite story involves a Northern Michigan issue involving the smuggling of something in a body cavity.

[G]

Okay, bodies. We never got to that. Great story out of Hungary last week.

[A]

Which one?

[G]

The guy that had all the parts in his house.

[E]

House?

[A]

Oh, the body parts?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, cool.

[G]

Did you see any of those pictures?

[A]

No, it's.

[C]

I read. I heard a song about some of the body parts they found.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Hungary Eyes.

[F]

Oh, my God. That's Beautiful.

[A]

Are you doing the Johnny Mathis cover of it?

[C]

Oh, it was sort of the Mathis scatting.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

If I could.

[F]

Right now, everybody's a critic.

[A]

Money, money, money. How about some money you may be sitting on? Well, you may be living in your money. Wait a minute. How can I explain this? If your house, you own your house, your house, Chick McGee. Sure.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

How long you lived in your house?

[F]

Ten years.

[A]

Now your house is probably worth more than double what you paid for.

[F]

Yeah. And I'm thinking about taking out a fifth mortgage. So that's exciting.

[A]

So you can do that. That and you can refi and actually take advantage of the equity in your home. If your home is five years old, it's probably worth about between 30 and 50% more. It depends where you live, depends on your circumstances. Obviously, all these numbers are kind of, they differ person to person, of course. But American Financing knows that if you have a lot of equity in your home, you might want to do a little bit of a refi, grab some of that cash. Their average client right now is saving 800 bucks a month, month on that mortgage payment. So see what I'm talking about. No upfront fees, by the way, at American Financing, no pressure sales, they have salary based mortgage consultants and it just takes a few minutes to find out based on what you've got going, what your circumstances are to see if this might work for you. And the idea is to hand you a check to take advantage of some of that, grab some of that equity in your home and use it to cover some debts perhaps, or put in a new patio, maybe some nice new kitchen appliances. Whatever you want to do. It's your Money. Money. American Financing.net is the place to go. You can call them at 866-889-2611. Easier to remember the website american financing.net do me a favor, put slash Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you. Once Again, that's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom Average saving who save over $200.

[F]

Okay, we ain't got time to laugh. We got a show to do, people.

[G]

All right.

[F]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin Right there.

[D]

Yellow.

[F]

Yellow indeed. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Have you ever been so attracted to a woman? You saw a woman and she was so beautiful.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

That you hit yourself in the head with a pants. You.

[B]

You grabbed.

[C]

Grab to the nearest.

[F]

That's the only way you can do it. Express yourself. There's Ace Cosby.

[E]

Hello.

[F]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

That'll get her attention.

[F]

This guy's different.

[C]

I can't stand how gorgeous she is. I have to hit myself.

[A]

She might find that. That's the kind of guy I'm gonna go for.

[C]

Man. I watched a movie with Raquel Welch yesterday. Was it romantic?

[F]

You guys, I. I'm telling you, that's one of the best. It's a good movie.

[C]

Oh, the movie's really good. It's called Hannie Calder. I don't know if you'd like it because it's western, but she was. How did you guys walk around knowing she was out there?

[F]

A smoke show.

[C]

It's insane.

[F]

Amazing.

[A]

Well, the male equivalent of that is going to join us right now. It's going to be Jeff Osk. That handsome man. Look at that guy.

[F]

Hi, Jeff.

[E]

Wow, everybody. How are we today? Are we in a great mood?

[D]

Yes.

[F]

I'm going to hit myself in the head with a pan. Look at how handsome he is.

[E]

Hey, I'm here at the failed to mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news.

[C]

So I'm here to give you the

[E]

news that we failed to mention.

[F]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention news.

[E]

I love Jason. Hate the intro. A new study says to be happier at work on your break, you should take a five minute walk. What you failed to mention. Out into traffic. A teacher in Iraq set the world record for building the world's largest ballpoint pen, coming in at over 20ft in length. What you failed to mention. The teacher created the pen after being fed up with students forging their parents signatures on report cards. Good luck lifting that pen, kid. We learned that exercise makes you more generous. What you failed to mention with nudie pics.

[C]

Nudie pics.

[E]

We learned that ball busting is an actual fetish that men pay dominatrixes to perform on them. What you failed to mention. If ball busting paid money, my ex wife would be a millionaire. Someone pooed in a public pool. What you failed to mention. Police are on the lookout for a two foot fall. Two foot tall person who goes by the street name Bubby. Last seen wearing a Swim top and no diaper. Let's see what sound effect would go good for that. If you hated that one, you're really gonna hate this. A loose draft has captured America's attention. What you failed to mention. And I heard she's not even that promiscuous.

[G]

Us not that loose.

[A]

A loose giraffe.

[C]

You're right, it's not very loose animal.

[G]

Giraffe loose.

[E]

And finally, research has shown that pigeons can predict breast cancer. Well, you failed to mention. Hey, if a flock of seagulls can make a number one hit, why not pigeon oncologist? The sky's the limit for these birds. All right, Modern Episode news that we failed to mention.

[C]

You had a busy week.

[F]

Yeah, shut up. Oh, I like that.

[A]

Now we just had the story about this, this monk who is deranged and somehow his religion. They think if you.

[F]

You know what? Normally I don't agree with you, but yeah, there. He's sick in some way to let this continue.

[A]

This guy's been standing up for five years. Yeah, he wants to stand up for 12 years. He has a good TV and they, they've got it like ropes and swings and harnesses. But we saw the photograph. His legs are effectively dying. The flesh looks dead. His ankles are as thick as his thighs and the, the, the flesh has turned jet black. This is crazy. But his name is Dualat. Gary G. Maharaj, apparently, but he goes

[F]

by Gary G.

[A]

His group in India, these ascetic monks are known as the Standing Babas. And they, they apparently I don't know how many of the guys in his troop or whatever you call it, what do you call a group of monks?

[F]

A. The monkery tribe.

[A]

That's the place they stay, isn't it?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

In any way. In any event, they're oyster. But that reminded me of this one, a different country. Do you Remember the story? 22 Sri Lanka. Sri Lankan monks were arrested at the airport trying to smuggle in 242 pounds of cannabis. We just had this story a few weeks ago. Now these monks. This sounds like a much more fun unit, if you will.

[C]

More profitable. More fun.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. If you saw the photograph of these guys. I don't happen to happen to have it. But they were all, they're all wearing these orange. What do you call a monk outfit? A robe, tunic, whatever. So very handy because they won't have to change when they get to prison. But this is a much more chill group, I think than, than this poor guy standing up. You can see the picture. It's really disturbing. Really disturbing.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Of the man's legs. Yeah.

[F]

That's awful. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't recommend looking that up.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

All seats at the monkey sro even though it's not crowded. All seats.

[C]

Right.

[A]

There are no seats. Christy Lee is at the news desk. What have you got over there?

[G]

Speaking of pigeons and Arizona business is facing backlash after they dyed pigeons bright blue for their gender reveal party.

[C]

Yeah. Don't leave the birds out of it.

[G]

Crystal White, founder of Crystal's Critter Haven, told KPNX that she was contacted about several unusual looking pigeons spotted along the salt river Crystals.

[F]

Critter heaven. Can I help you?

[G]

The birds were dyed as part of a gender reveal for an influencer couple organized by sacred dove release. Owner Monica Flores says she used non toxic food coloring and most of the birds she said had flown back to her in healthy conditions.

[F]

Most, most, most.

[G]

Ms. White warned that not only are the long term effects of dying birds not known, but it makes them stand out to predators in the wild.

[F]

Well, yeah, I'm waiting to one them. One of them blue ones fly by.

[A]

So we know that there's a couple of inconsiderate a holes. Having a boy. We got that going.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, it was definitely a boy.

[A]

Are people still doing the gender reveal thing?

[C]

Yeah. And they're using birds. I was at the zoo. They must have just had one. All the flamingos were pink.

[G]

Oh, everybody's having girls.

[C]

Yeah. Like guys. Enough of this.

[F]

What a bunch of.

[C]

It's gotten out of hand.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[F]

I say it's bigger than it's ever been.

[C]

As blue as anything.

[A]

There's a photograph. Yeah, they are. They are sky blue.

[C]

You know, they actually have started a show in Vegas. Blue man coop. Oh, yeah. Cheer works.

[F]

I like that very much.

[C]

Yeah. Blue man coop.

[A]

You see they're blue.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

A rare white peahen has been captured several days.

[C]

I like that the pigeons though, kept a man in it. That's the thing.

[E]

They're not.

[C]

They are blue and they live in a coop. But they still went with man. What do you think?

[A]

Odd choice.

[C]

Yeah. Why would they do that, Christy?

[F]

It's not very smart, is it?

[G]

Rare bird group, that doesn't work. Blue, Rare bluebird group. A rare white peahen has been captured several days after it got loose in Ohio. A northern Ohio animal control organization reports the female peacock was on her way to Florida when she escaped her owners. Animal control officers were spotted trying to nab the bird behind a home, but it flew away. After days on the lamb, the albino bird was Safely captured and is now back with her owners. In the wild, white peafowl are very rare because their bright white plumage once again makes them a target for predators.

[A]

Yeah, it's kind of cool because I

[F]

don't think these are peacocks, are they? Yeah, they're like. No, they're like there's a different, different bird called a peahen. And a pea.

[A]

No, a pea head is a female. The peacock is the male. The peahen is the female.

[F]

I think there's another. No, I. I think P stands for another word.

[C]

Penis.

[F]

Or usi. Rhymes with usy.

[A]

No, no.

[F]

Oh, you know, I don't want to have a serious conversation. Okay.

[E]

The.

[C]

The man hates science.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Peacock.

[F]

And the people see science and you deny they're.

[A]

They're P. Foul. Ah, no. P. Foul. Isn't that what the. What the cops said after they arrested you, Pat, when you did your urine sale?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I got scared pee myself.

[C]

I thought P Foul was R. Kelly's dj.

[F]

What has to go on that. You like that?

[C]

Oh, yeah. What happened? At some point, right?

[F]

Please, please.

[G]

This is a bizarre story out of Hungary. They've arrested a man for allegedly collecting body parts from abandoned cemeteries. Josh.

[C]

A true ghoul.

[G]

He is a ghoul. Hungary's National Bureau of Investigation said Police apprehended the 30 year old from Budapest after receiving info he'd been storing remains in his apartment. Employed as an orderly at a hospital, the man is also believed to have stolen body parts from his workplace.

[C]

My friend is a exterminator in Budapest.

[G]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, he's in Budapest Control.

[F]

Is that right?

[G]

This gets worse, I hope.

[F]

There is a company called Budapest Control. I want to believe that the man

[G]

said he was particularly attracted to human body parts and that he had actually eaten them.

[C]

Oh, no.

[G]

Yeah. The scope of this alleged crime could grow as the investigation continues.

[C]

Christy, that one sentence. He's attracted to them.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

And he eats.

[G]

Yeah. He had a case. You know those curio cases like you have in your homes? China and stuff. His was full of. He had a face made out of flesh. She had, I mean, body parts in it. He had bones from his curtain rods.

[F]

Let me show you what I've done with the curio cats. Come on over here.

[G]

It was unbelievable.

[C]

That is ghastly.

[G]

Yeah. During a search of the apartment, investigators sees skulls, a complete lower leg, a hand, and a reconstruction of a human face prepared from facial skin. Yeah. Bones were found stored in a suitcase. Heart bound in a jar. Yeah. When I ran across this story and unfortunately opened it up, and looked at the pictures. It was.

[D]

There's photos.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

I mean, that's like leather face.

[G]

It was so Dom.

[F]

Do you think you could hold a real skeleton or a real skull? You could hold one.

[A]

I have.

[F]

You know, it's real. I don't think I could.

[G]

I could.

[C]

I think it's weird. I've held a human heart.

[F]

No way.

[C]

The human heart wasn't as bad for me. The guy opened up the. The cadaver, right? And I would happen to be standing next to him in a class, an anatomy class. And he goes, here, hold this, will you? And I had to hold the chest plate. It was like just. It was just the. That was a weird thing, the bone, like, nipples and everything on it.

[A]

And then. And then the guy said, do you have any salt? This guy was. So. He's eating them. So he's a cannibal?

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Now was like, dahmer was. He just.

[C]

He was also making. He was sexual and eating well.

[F]

He would make a stew. He would boil everything and boil the meat off.

[G]

I couldn't watch that documentary.

[A]

Oh, God.

[D]

He didn't use carrots, though. He found them gross.

[C]

Yeah, I know. You didn't care for carrots.

[G]

Carrots.

[C]

He didn't like the mouth feel or the taste or anything.

[A]

Hey, come on. Ghoul's got to eat. Come on.

[F]

You go, ghoul.

[C]

Ghoul's gone.

[A]

Why, that is just. That's awful.

[G]

Yeah, it is awful.

[A]

But at least we got Buddha pest control.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cute.

[A]

Now, you could do that. You could do that here and do, like, a double pun and have, like, a guy dressed as Buddha doing the commercials.

[C]

Yes. Are you tired of these random monks showing up to your door with Buddha pest control?

[F]

Hello.

[D]

Hi.

[C]

I'm here to pester you about Buddha.

[A]

Fat guy sitting in the corner. Hey, somebody step on that bug.

[C]

No, don't. Oh, Buddha's actually doing the pest control.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

All right. Yeah, they're dressed as Buddha.

[F]

That's all right. I like that,

[A]

guys. Now, Christy Lee, what's going on over there?

[G]

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[A]

Coming up, we have a little bit of history for you. Some exciting stuff going on. We have an update on the famous Fresno toilet dive. And we've got. How do you smuggle something into a jail? I'll give you a couple hints. There's an orifice involved. Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[G]

Hi.

[F]

There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hello, Chick.

[F]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi.

[F]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[F]

Hello. I'm Chick. And hello, Tom.

[A]

Time now for our history lesson.

[F]

Alrighty.

[A]

There's a lot to learn in this world.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

You can't walk into the future without understanding. Understanding the past or something like that. This is an easy one, Christy. I'm going to start with something. I think you'll understand this on a

[F]

scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the easiest.

[G]

This is easy, Christy. Maybe you'll understand.

[C]

I think you'll understand this, you dumb girl.

[G]

Yeah, because I'm a blonde. Go ahead.

[A]

I could give you a hard one.

[F]

No, no, no, no, Tom, give her the hard one.

[D]

Yeah, give her the high hard one.

[A]

I. I inadvertently walked in if. I apologize for participating in that matter. That was not my intention. Born in 1894, Carl Benz did what I would.

[G]

He developed the Mercedes Benz.

[A]

I'm sorry. In 1894, he patented the gasoline driven car.

[C]

Remember that old commercial? You got my Benz and your Mercedes. You got your Mercedes and my Benz.

[F]

Two great guys that go together.

[C]

History was made.

[A]

This is a. This is an important date. We discussed this recently, I think on International Donut Day or something. It was on this date in 1963 that JFK gave the famous icht bin ein Berliner speech. And that has that famous urban legend that he was saying something like, I am a donut. That's. That is not correct. That. That translates.

[C]

He was a flawless man. He would never.

[A]

No, it translates, I banged Marilyn Monroe. No, it doesn't translate. It translates as, I am a Berliner and people in Berlin understood what he. What he said. It was a very important speech.

[C]

Very important speech.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it's famous.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I know. That wall came down that day, didn't it?

[A]

Reagan speech, maybe. Very effective. How about this one? 30 years on a lighter note, Sonny And Cher. Their divorce was finalized on this date in 1975.

[F]

No kidding.

[C]

That early? I. Wow.

[A]

Yeah, I was kind of surprised at that too.

[C]

Was Greg Allman post or.

[F]

Post.

[A]

Yeah. It's interesting because even shares lawyer didn't charge a fee. He worked pro. Pro bono.

[C]

Oh, he did?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Your Honor, my lawyer is pro bono.

[A]

I can't.

[C]

I need somebody else.

[A]

Sonny got the house, but Cher got you, babe. Let's see. Elvis performed the last. Okay, Chris, you ready?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

This is going to be an easy one.

[G]

I know.

[A]

Elvis Presley performed his last live concert. Where?

[G]

Market Square Arena, Indianapolis, Indiana.

[A]

That's very cool.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

He was in rough shape. Ever seen any videos of that? Oh, yeah.

[F]

Kind of lost.

[A]

Yeah. Even the announcers that Elvis has left

[F]

the building and he was still standing right there.

[A]

He's got a bucket of chicken and

[F]

have a bucket of fun.

[A]

Just taking some sleeping pills. 1997, J.K. rowlings published Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. 19 win 97.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

In America known as the Sorcerer Stone. I don't know why they.

[F]

There was a.

[C]

We couldn't handle the word philosopher.

[F]

There was a movie that went viral a couple weeks ago of her sitting at a Starbucks writing Harry Potter.

[C]

I've seen it. Yeah.

[F]

You've seen that?

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

It's pretty cool.

[F]

Kind of weird. Yeah.

[A]

No, this is. Oh, this is for you, chick.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

1824. Happy birthday, William Thompson Kelvin.

[F]

Is it the temperature guy? Kelvin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I don't know what it's for, but the Kelvin scale.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

His partner Hobbs never gets any credit.

[A]

It's something like absolute. Absolute zero. It's used. It's. I think it's used primarily in chemistry, physics. You have to add 200 some degrees or something.

[F]

You know. There's no such thing as coal. It's just a lack of heat.

[D]

There you go.

[F]

You chew on that for a while.

[A]

This guy. I used to love this guy. Born in 1946. The magician Ricky J.

[G]

Never heard of him.

[A]

Awesome. You'd recognize him. He was in Boogie Nights. Yeah, he was.

[C]

Yeah. He's in a lot of movies.

[A]

He was in Deadwood.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah, he was.

[A]

He's a famous. He was a famous close magic guy. Just amazing.

[C]

And a famous card thrower. He could. He could throw a card across a room and it would stick into a watermelon or. It was crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He was the most amazing trick I ever heard him do. He was at a dinner party and he had these. These cards and he was trying to do a trick and he was Getting more and more upset. And finally he just threw a fit and he. You know, he was. One person had picked a card and he was. He couldn't. He finally just lost his mind and he threw all the cards up in the air and he stormed out and they were like, geez, what got into him? And eventually somebody noticed that the card that the one guy picked was in the carafe of wine. A baffling trick.

[G]

Man,

[A]

this is obscure. Born in 1963, Richard Garfield, the designer of the game Magic the Gathering.

[F]

Wow.

[G]

I don't know that.

[C]

It might be one of those stories where he's either a billionaire or he made 10 bucks. Yeah.

[G]

Because somebody else made all the money off of it.

[A]

Apparently, it's the most successful trading card game in the world.

[C]

Yeah, I never got into it.

[A]

Generates magic. The Gathering generates billions of dollars a year, according to this news source.

[C]

Huge. And they're big. You can go to a.

[G]

When did that start? Because I feel like I've never heard of that.

[C]

I'm gonna say late 90s, early 2000s.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

Well, probably in the 90s.

[A]

Apparently it's caused the. The retention of more virginity than World of Warcraft.

[C]

So it's.

[A]

It is a. It's really.

[G]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Really quite engaging. Also on the state, you'll know this one. Chick McGee.

[F]

Yep.

[A]

68, born at. Shannon Sharp.

[F]

Oh, yeah. Tight end Sterling Sharp was tied in for the Packers. So Shannon Sharp was the no. Wide receiver for the Packers. The other one was a tight end for the Broncos.

[G]

Oh, they were brothers. I didn't know that.

[F]

Yeah, they are. Yeah.

[A]

Famous people. Famous men that have girls names.

[C]

Leslie Nielsen.

[A]

Very good.

[F]

Prissy McGillicutty. You ever hear her?

[C]

Carol O'. Connor.

[A]

Yeah. Tracy Morgan, wouldn't you say? Stacy Keach.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Marion Morrison.

[G]

A boy named Sue.

[D]

John Wayne. Right.

[A]

Marian Morrison. That's John Wayne's real name. How about the other way around? Male names, that's become more and more common, don't you think?

[C]

Think the actress Joey King. Joey you don't typically think of as a girl's name.

[A]

Joey Heatherton.

[F]

Remember?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Now, what was it?

[C]

Dan Dangler. She's a porn star.

[A]

Dan Dangler.

[F]

Really?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

I know a female porn star named Dan Dangler.

[A]

Yeah, that would. That's.

[C]

You know what?

[F]

I think the Sharps. I think Shannon won Super bowl with the Broncos and gave Sterling his ring. Ring from the super bowl or something like that.

[G]

Oh, that's nice.

[F]

That was a good story.

[A]

Happy birthday. Chris o'. Donnell.

[C]

He's great.

[A]

Yeah, he Is the boy wonder, right?

[F]

For a brief shining moment. Yeah.

[A]

In the Batman movie, film director Paul Thomas Anderson, pta, we call him. You do?

[F]

Oh, yeah, very.

[C]

Do you have a favorite pta?

[F]

Close friend? I'm. I'm not. I'm among the minority. I like. What is the one that starts with an M?

[C]

Magnolia.

[F]

Magnolia. Love it.

[A]

His father is the famous Goulardi.

[F]

And I think there will be blood though. Man, oh man, is that good.

[A]

Nick Offerman, friend of the show.

[F]

Canoe manufacturer.

[C]

I can roll boat.

[G]

Canoe.

[A]

He's an excellent carpenter. Very fine actor. Sean Hayes.

[G]

Huh?

[A]

He's very funny.

[G]

Yep.

[F]

And then amazing pianist as well. Sean Hayes.

[G]

Really?

[A]

I did not know that.

[D]

Oh, he's. Yeah, he was on Broadway. Won the Tony.

[A]

Derek Jeter. Jeets.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Number two.

[C]

Turn two, baby.

[F]

Derek Jeter, number two.

[C]

That's very good chick.

[F]

Jita. Yeah.

[A]

Jason Schwartzman, born in 1980. Know who he is, Christy?

[G]

Jason Schwarzman. No.

[A]

No. You'd recognize him right away.

[F]

He's. What's his face's son. Right?

[D]

Talia Shire.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

He's in the Coppola family. He's. He was in Rushmore. He played Max the kid.

[E]

Rushmore.

[C]

Phantom Planet. The band.

[F]

He wrote the play about the Vietnam War. That was amazing.

[G]

I guess our own Drew Carey's birthday is today.

[A]

I didn't know.

[F]

Happy birthday.

[G]

Happy birthday, Drew.

[A]

Lastly, Happy birthday, Ariana Grande.

[G]

I hope somebody gets her some cake.

[C]

I mean, she's. She's been around a while and she's really matured. When is she gonna go ahead and change her name to Ariana Venti?

[F]

Ah, God bless it.

[A]

You have to have to put on a little weight. Did you know that she's actually. This is a weird fun fact, huh? She actually does a really. She's does some really funny impressions.

[C]

Seriously, she's quite good on talk shows and stuff.

[A]

On talk shows she does Britney Spears and Seline Dion and it's very funny.

[G]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

I didn't know that.

[A]

Yes, Ariana.

[F]

Don't you think her last name though lends itself to a larger than average opening?

[D]

Well.

[C]

Oh, have you seen how.

[A]

Or Ariana Gr.

[F]

Different thing, you know what I mean?

[A]

Saucers.

[F]

Coming up, we have Ariana Snugly.

[A]

We have. Coming up, interesting enough, we have a lady who would be Vajiani Grande involving in a little bit of smuggling.

[C]

Her name ain't Ariana Grips.

[A]

You'll find out what happened there. Also, more rejected license plates. Something very bad happened at a Taco Bell. And a very important update. An aspect of this story that we missed involving the courageous folks from the police department who had to fish this guy out of the a very unfortunate situation in which he was pretty much ass deep and. Well, it's in a problem we'll find

[F]

out about, isn't it effluence or something?

[A]

Oh, it's awful. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom show,

[F]

The auto parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[G]

Hello.

[F]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hey, Chick.

[F]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi.

[F]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Coming up on July 4th, 250, 50th anniversary of our country. And here's an eagle.

[C]

Oh, that's every bit an eagle.

[F]

Isn't it an eagle, baby. There you go.

[A]

All right.

[F]

How about that?

[A]

And what is the word again?

[C]

Is it sesquicentennial? Isn't that it?

[A]

That's 150, right?

[C]

Sesquicentennial, bicentennial. Yeah. There's a buy in there, too, right?

[F]

Yeah, you got to get the 50 and then the bicentennial. So 200 and I think it is susque bison. No, that's not right.

[A]

It's, it's a big one.

[C]

I also saw semi something.

[G]

It's the semi quincentennial.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

250 is the way to go with this one. A lot easier to remember. Christy Lee is at the Bombatom news desk. What's going on over there?

[G]

A Maryland woman is in custody for allegedly threatening Taco Bell workers after she had to wait for her food.

[C]

Arrest her.

[E]

What?

[G]

Queen Anne's County Sheriff's office responded to the restaurant in Chester, quote for a report of a woman displaying a handgun during a verbal altercation with employees. Despite or despite deputies took the loaded firearm from the 30 year old before speaking to employees who explained the woman was upset over her wait time for her food.

[C]

What a maniac.

[G]

And Taco Bell's fast. I don't know what, how.

[F]

My theory is that I think people are more willing to wait longer because of our phones.

[C]

Phones.

[F]

And they just sit there looking at the phone.

[C]

So this lady is the exception to the rule.

[F]

Very much the exception.

[A]

I agree with Your theory about.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. We're a little more patient accidentally.

[A]

And everything's different. I mean, waiting at the airport than it used to be.

[F]

Right.

[A]

Waiting in the waiting room at a doctor's office. Do they even have magazines anymore? And if they do, are they from this century?

[G]

I don't think so.

[D]

Not really.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

So.

[A]

So this lady. I want that gordita, or I'm in a Baja blast your ass out of here.

[F]

Maybe she was really hungry.

[G]

Maybe.

[A]

I guess.

[F]

So what, you go to Taco Bell?

[C]

I enjoy the Mexican pizza very much.

[F]

I got on the bandwagon for that. And I. I also enjoy that.

[C]

But I always get a crunchy taco, too. I just love the classic.

[G]

I do, too.

[F]

I go soft. Taco supreme.

[C]

There's nothing wrong with that. Dude, I love it. Yeah.

[G]

And then I get a side of pintos and cheese, and I put the pintos and cheese on the taco.

[C]

Oh, that's delicious.

[A]

Don't you.

[F]

500 pounds.

[A]

Don't you augment your order somehow?

[C]

I get mine without pizza sauce is what it's called. So it's kind of a Tangier red sauce. Gives me a little bit of the reflux, so I stay away from that.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

All right.

[G]

Authorities in Kentucky have arrested two people after locating their drug stash in a bag labeled definitely not drugs.

[A]

This is the second time.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So what surprised me about this was I just thought it was the, like, a bag. It is a joke. They'd written that on there.

[G]

Laurel County Sheriff.

[A]

Do you have a picture of this thing?

[G]

Office.

[A]

This is an actual, like, bag you'd buy at a store.

[F]

And this picture is from, like, the evidence or the police report said a

[G]

detective approached the pair in a parked car and noticed a plastic baggie which contained suspected narcotics.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

During the investigation. Chick, the detective discovered another bag with the words definitely not a bag full of drugs written on it.

[F]

No need to look in here.

[G]

Bound to contain several suspected narcotics.

[C]

Photo you saw, did it seem to be a bag that's pre printed with those words? I gotcha.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

It looked like. Yeah, there it is.

[C]

Oh, that's absolutely like an Etsy.

[G]

Oh, like, it's a funny thing.

[F]

Yeah, right, right, right.

[A]

In great big letters.

[F]

And that's a. That's a nice font. Whatever they've chosen there.

[C]

Will you look at that woman?

[F]

It looks like American type. Oh, my God.

[G]

And Damon Bennett were taken into custody.

[F]

Good.

[C]

She looks like the thing John Lithgow saw on the wing of the plane.

[F]

Yes, that's exactly Right.

[A]

Yeah, but it. But it's so. Like, you can buy those bags somewhere.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Apparently in very bold letters covering the entire side of a briefcase, it looks like it says whatever.

[C]

Definitely is spelled incorrectly, too. There's no either. Two Fs. Definitely.

[A]

Oh, that's funny. I didn't even notice that at the time. Yeah.

[C]

And it also says definitely not a bag full full of drugs.

[G]

Yeah, it does.

[C]

That is a.

[G]

That says is terrible.

[A]

You think it's homemade and you think that is like an Etsy thing.

[C]

A bag full full. All right. Trash lunatic.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

How many air fresheners you think they have hanging in their car? Of course that guy has the teardrop tattoo, right?

[G]

I didn't look at it.

[C]

Oh, he did.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

I don't want to know.

[C]

Can you get those and just. Just, you know, pretend.

[D]

I think you have to earn it.

[G]

I mean, what does it mean?

[C]

You murdered somebody?

[D]

Somebody.

[G]

Really?

[F]

One for each. Like three or four.

[G]

I did not know that.

[F]

It kind of means.

[C]

This also means problem.

[A]

This kind of means this job. This job interview is over. Yeah.

[G]

A Michigan woman who was being booked into jail was caught trying to smuggle a bottle of wine into the jail in her vagina. Ms. Monique oh megacani was arrested last month for trespassing at a CVS pharmacy.

[C]

Bottle of wine in there. I think it's Monique. Mega Ginny.

[F]

Do you work up to that or.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Did she start with like an airplane bottle?

[F]

Yeah, Red.

[C]

Red wine.

[G]

While officers try vagina.

[C]

And then a Mickey's. And then a Mickey's.

[F]

Big mouth.

[G]

While officers tried to get the 48 year old into a squad car, Ms. Megiani appeared to have difficulty maneuvering herself into the back seat.

[C]

She had a bottle of wine up there.

[G]

The cause for her limited range of motion was discovered when correction officers discovered she, quote, had concealed a bottle of Cupcake Vineyards Pinot Grigio inside her vagina. The intact bottle was destroyed due to biohazard concerns. She pleaded to a felony charge of furnishing contraband to prisoners and is due to be sentenced in August. Well, at least she was gonna share.

[A]

I. I guess.

[F]

Wow.

[C]

Where'd she keep the glasses?

[F]

Yeah, right.

[A]

Can't you make wine in prison? Isn't that a whole thing?

[D]

Toilet.

[A]

The so called pruno.

[F]

I don't know how much. Is that real?

[C]

I bet there are documented cases, but, boy, it can't be that common. Hey, that's where I go to the bathroom. While you wait for the wine to ferment.

[A]

You do it in the tank, right?

[C]

Oh, you Do.

[A]

I'm guessing I don't.

[C]

Yeah, that would make more sense, now that I think about it.

[A]

You don't want to go down.

[C]

Of course you would use it.

[A]

Notes of. Oh, never mind.

[F]

Yeah, just never mind.

[D]

I don't remember seeing a tank in prison. They don't have tanks.

[A]

Oh, they don't have tanks.

[D]

You could take that thing off and use it as a weapon. I remember it being like a silver kind of pole.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

But, yeah, but. So she had a whole bottle in there, huh? Have you ever heard of that brand of wine cake?

[G]

Absolutely.

[D]

Oh, really?

[C]

Is it pretty good?

[G]

It's.

[C]

I mean, passable.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

And as we said earlier, in this case, it's a bottle. Boxed wine, you see? Was that what was a pinot cake?

[G]

Is a screw top.

[A]

Is that a white wine?

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Goes well.

[G]

Italian white.

[A]

Goes well with fish. Yeah, no, it's a red wine. Three days.

[F]

Can you. Can you not.

[C]

Hey, I just got a text from my buddy who works in Budapest. Yeah, he's an exterminator there. Yeah, he's in Budapest control.

[F]

Right.

[C]

He said they actually have a NAT ad campaign.

[A]

Oh, don't do that.

[C]

And that Mr. Pat Godwin helped out with it.

[D]

Oh, oh, I do the jingle for it.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Let me see how it goes. Get rid of your household pests. Buddha. Buddha, termites and hornets nest. Old Buddha Day. Yeah, And I think they're gonna go with it.

[F]

All right, that's good.

[A]

And then, is Buddha himself in it?

[D]

He will be.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

It's a cartoon.

[A]

Okay, very good. Now, is Buddha allowed to kill insects?

[C]

No, I think

[A]

I'm not too clear on the Asian religion.

[G]

Could be reincarnated as a. You know, as a ladybug or something.

[A]

Oh, I'd rather be a ladybug than a house fly.

[G]

Yeah, I'd love to be a ladybug

[D]

Boy, if I were a carpenter ant,

[G]

Munch on some wood, Would you.

[F]

Would you marry him if you were a carpenter?

[A]

You know, I. I did. I did a Tim Harden joke yesterday. Nobody got it.

[F]

No, nobody cares.

[A]

I guess that's if I were a carpenter ant. That's very good. Thank you. Now, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[G]

Coming up, we have that update for you on the guy who fell into the tank. And then we'll have license plates that were rejected again. Again, this is another state weighing in on it.

[A]

Okay. Also coming up, I have a. Maybe a slight update on that lyric story we had about the survey of song lyrics. Oh, yeah, there's another aspect of that, it might be worth exploring, but we'll see. Right now, I want to talk to you about weight loss. Maybe you're trying to lose a few pounds. If you're trying to lose more than a few pounds, serious weight loss, pay attention here. Brickhouse Nutrition's physicians have come up with something called lean. This is not, by the way, a injectable. Lean is a weight loss supplement. But once again, it is designed for those that want to lose more than a few pounds, ten pounds or more. As a matter of fact, lean is a supplement as I indicated, and it's been shown to help lower your blood sugar and also help you burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite. That's part of the key to this curbing your appetite, curbing those. Crazing those cravings. And it's part of a general dietary program and getting some exercise as well. Get all the details by visiting with the doctors from new from Brickhouse Nutrition. And you'll want to check out lean. It's L, E A N. And if you do it today, you can knock 20% off and get free rush shipping. If you mention my name, so it's takelean.com, enter the code name Tom for that discount. Once again, the promo code My name Tom. And it'[e-mail] l, e a N. And again, this is for someone that wants to lose more than ten pounds. And of course, weight loss results are going to vary. Find out how it works and if it might work for you once again, by visiting takelean.com. these products and statements haven't been been evaluated by the fda. And these products aren't intended to diagnose, street, cure or prevent any disease or condition. Once again, that's takelean.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[F]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show news desk. Christy Lee.

[G]

Hi.

[F]

Music. Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Josh Arnold. We've really only got like, like 10 seconds of music from Pat today. Oh, maybe time for a song.

[F]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[A]

Would you agree with me on this?

[C]

I'm.

[F]

I'm sure whatever Pat's doing is correct. I.

[A]

Well, Pat is working on that jingle for There you go, Buddha Pest control

[D]

and work on it at all. I just wind it.

[A]

Oh, I enjoyed it very much.

[F]

Why isn't it wong it?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Why isn't it wonky it? I want wing I it your thoughts.

[D]

You singing Suck it.

[A]

Didn't you brung that up at a meeting last Week.

[F]

Oh, I like that.

[A]

Let's move forward here. Yeah. Because once again, Patty G. Is unable to play his guitar because his right arm is in a sling.

[G]

How many weeks out are you?

[D]

Oh, man. It's gonna be four on Tuesday.

[G]

Okay. I have a girlfriend, had the same exact surgery 10 weeks ago. She's in Pilates with me and she is single.

[D]

Let's stretch the together.

[C]

Let's stretch together.

[F]

Let's stretch together.

[D]

Let's get the wrinkles out of this.

[G]

And I think it was her other arm. So the two of you together would.

[D]

We could be a full couple.

[G]

That's right.

[F]

Can you pull the wrinkles out of this?

[A]

Yeah. I was going to say, has that line ever worked?

[D]

Which one?

[C]

That's so funny.

[A]

Either one. The.

[D]

Oh, they all stretch this out. A woman has a sense of humor. Everything works.

[A]

She doesn't think so.

[D]

You don't?

[A]

No, not that one.

[G]

I think it's funny.

[A]

Really?

[D]

You haven't been out there in a while. You're a married man.

[F]

You need to get out there and you'll change your tune.

[C]

In fact, you need to say some of these things to your wife.

[A]

Yeah. At this point, get the wrinkles out. She's probably your neck.

[C]

I don't know what happened here, but

[A]

my neck's gotten a little wrinkly now. We have a lot to get to here, but. Yeah. No, Pat, once again, I should point this out. Pat has a great comedy special on the Dry Bar website or on the Dry Bar app.

[F]

App.

[A]

And Pat, now, how does one access this this weekend, if you're looking for

[D]

something to do, you go to.

[B]

You go to the Drive, our website,

[D]

or the app, and you put in the code Pat Godwin, all caps, no spaces, and you get a free month.

[C]

Nice.

[F]

Tom, you have to know by this time what that it's incredibly easy to do what you're trying to complicate. When we say at the Dry Bar app, that's all people need to know. You know, how to go to it. And they're. They're on it.

[A]

They can go to the Dry Bar website sight, though.

[F]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you don't have to tell them. It's like continuing to say www. Which I, for one, I'm surprised you're saying.

[A]

I just saw a commercial. They do that.

[C]

I couldn't believe it. Yeah.

[A]

Really?

[F]

It's like a podcast. Where's your podcast? Well, you don't have to ask if you. Wherever you get.

[G]

Wherever you get your podcast.

[F]

Right.

[A]

So you guys don't want to encourage people then to watch Pat Godwin this week.

[F]

I certainly did not say that. I said Pat Godwin special.

[D]

Our views are we're on a record pace, right.

[A]

If you don't want to watch that one, you can watch Ryan Hamilton. His now I don't know how the

[F]

hell to get that thing.

[A]

It's on something called Netflix.

[G]

Whoa.

[A]

And it's called this just hit me. And it's the true story of Ryan getting hit by a bus.

[G]

I wish I had a better memory. He has one line in that thing that just was so genius.

[A]

He's a great comedian. Anyway, that's, that's happening. And he's on tour, by the way, the way he's doing a lot of gigs with some young kid named Jerry Seinfeld. So if you get a chance, go.

[F]

What's the deal with Ryan Hamilton?

[A]

Go see both those guys. Both those guys live. Now we have to catch up on a few news stories with Christy Lee. What else is happening?

[G]

Well, let's get this one out of the way. That man that had to be rescued from a toilets holding tank at Camp Edison in Shaver Lake, California last weekend. Well, we have this update for you. This happened around 2:15 on a Saturday afternoon. It prompted a rescue response from deputies and firefighters.

[A]

Now mind you, he's fallen into a giant vat of poop. The man was trapped.

[G]

I haven't finished.

[F]

Was he trying to like, he fight.

[G]

His sunglasses fell.

[F]

He's being naughty or is he.

[C]

Actually, he dropped his sunglasses he wanted to retrieve.

[G]

He was trapped inside the holding tank of a vault toilet, a facility with no plumbing.

[A]

Now here's the, here's the part that wasn't in the original story.

[G]

Ok. Sheriff's deputies and cal firefighters responded and a translator was brought in because the man only spoke Spanish. Spanish.

[A]

So don't you think if you've got a guy trapped on there, do you need much English to say get me the hell out of here?

[F]

Wait.

[C]

What do you think he wants? I don't know. I don't speak Spanish.

[F]

No, I don't know what he could possibly want.

[A]

I know that he's up to his ass in numero dose. I think it's time to pull this.

[F]

You know, the veteran cop will come up, hey, here's what. Let's get him out of there and then we'll ask him what he's trying to say.

[A]

And yesterday I brought this up. Nobody picked up on it. But we, we had originally had a story like this.

[F]

Face it, you're Too smart.

[A]

Years ago, where, Remember this thing? The lady looked down into one of these. It was off, it was off of a freeway in a rest stop. In a rest stop where they don't have plumbing. And they had a, it's essentially a port of sand. And it's, you know, and there's a, this, this lady goes in and looks down, and there's a guy staring at her.

[C]

Oh, creepy.

[A]

And there's a, and then there's the, a similar story, which a lady went in, and she looks down, and there's a red light there.

[D]

Yes. Camera. Right.

[A]

Yeah. The guy's doing a video. And as I suggested yesterday, if it was a still camera, it would have been a brownie. No one got it. None of you guys have ever heard of the famous brownie camera?

[F]

We all got it.

[C]

I, I, I did not get it because it was before me, but I, but had I even been aware of it.

[G]

Thank you.

[A]

You wouldn't have gotten even a chuckle then. I, I, I embrace that joke.

[F]

You stand by it?

[A]

Yeah, I do.

[G]

All right. Brought it up again.

[A]

And then no one, no one laughed when I said, this poor guy's trying to retrieve his sunglasses. It's the, the worst sunglass retrieval since Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson in California. So now I got nine.

[C]

Nothing.

[F]

Are you gonna, are you gonna go over everything that didn't work?

[A]

The way today's going, it was a boxed wine. No, it was a twist up. Okay, let's go for. Oh, Christy, what have you got over there?

[F]

Yeah. You're so smart.

[G]

Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles released its rejected personalized license plates in 2025.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

Oh, so these are actual ones that tried to get. And they said no. Okay.

[G]

Among the 700, here are some of them that were denied the haktua thing again.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[G]

Fart car.

[C]

Fart car.

[F]

How are they spelling F, A, R, T?

[G]

Space?

[A]

This, this next one. If I were, if I were a clerk, I probably wouldn't have picked up on some of these.

[F]

I think fart car's hilarious.

[G]

I do, too. And I, I don't see that as a.

[C]

Let that go.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[G]

Come on.

[C]

Maybe even just go, hey, you know What? For another 50 bucks, we're let you do it.

[F]

Yes, we'll give you.

[A]

Oh, no, wait a minute. Now, see, now you're talking my language.

[F]

Right?

[A]

You have to bid for them.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What is the state?

[F]

Connecticut, I think.

[A]

Is it Delaware?

[F]

Delaware. Like, the most prized license plate is number seven or some wild thing.

[A]

Tens of thousands of dollars.

[F]

Absolutely. Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Well, so let's get back to the list.

[G]

Duck. No.

[C]

Oh, okay. Instead of f. No and two words.

[G]

So, you know. Poopy.

[C]

Poopy.

[G]

They won't allow P, O, O, P, Y.

[A]

But again, who would want that?

[F]

Well, now, wait a minute.

[G]

Poopy.

[F]

I don't think they should allow poopy

[C]

on a license plate. Poopy and fart car aren't in the same exact column.

[F]

No, Fartcar is whimsy.

[C]

Okay, all right.

[F]

Poopy is.

[A]

I think scatological would be the technical category. But still, why does someone want. Hey, have you seen my new car? I got a really cool BMW. You can see the license plate. Poopy on it.

[C]

No.

[G]

I69.

[C]

Who doesn't?

[D]

Come on. Yeah.

[G]

E, E, N, I, S. Enis.

[A]

What if your name was Enos?

[G]

Is that how it's spelled? It's spelled E, N, I, S, isn't it?

[F]

I think it's Enos. E, N, O, S. I think. I think. Yeah.

[G]

T, N, Y, Space. P, E, E, N. Okay, again, why

[F]

would you make that a point of.

[C]

It could be what? The old joke is that certain people who drive certain cars have time. They're overcompensating. Maybe

[A]

it's like a bald guy calling himself curly.

[D]

It could be that, too.

[F]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

[G]

I think that would be kind of funny to see that license plate on a Porsche or Lamborghini or something.

[D]

Follow it.

[G]

Yeah. I don't get this one. Fafo.

[C]

Okay.

[G]

Space.

[C]

2am 2am Fafo.

[A]

2am Is Fafo. A text thing, but let's try to look.

[C]

Oh, oh, oh. It's f around and find out.

[F]

Yes. Yeah. Yes. That's it. Y2am the theme of our United States gymnastic teams, I believe is what that was.

[C]

What I would find out.

[F]

Yeah, that was their slow. Logan.

[C]

2am must. It must be, well, literally personalized. Then what? It's some personal.

[G]

Oh, at 2:00am is when you must want to look around to find out.

[A]

Oh, okay. And these are plates that were denied. Okay, what's the next one?

[G]

N O, space. Actually, I think it's a zero, but it's a zero. N0 space. H035.

[C]

H035.

[F]

No. No hose.

[G]

No hose.

[C]

I like it.

[G]

I do, too.

[A]

Oh, I. I said I to want.

[G]

You wouldn't have picked up on that.

[A]

I thought it was no hoe. 35. No hoes or 30 other. 34 other hoes or something.

[G]

B, O, O. B. 13s.

[C]

13s.

[G]

Boobies.

[F]

Oh, yeah. One.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Snow. Space 450. I don't get this one.

[D]

Snow 450.

[A]

I don't either. Is 450 like 420?

[G]

Is that a drug term?

[A]

No, I don't know. That one baffles me.

[F]

I don't know.

[G]

I don't know about this one because you can't use.

[A]

Oh, wait a minute. Is. Is. It's. Well, no, that wouldn't make sense. Five zero is the cops. But four, five, zero, that snow for the police. What?

[G]

I don't know. No, the next one I don't understand. Because you can't use punctuation in a license plate. Maybe that's. But Arsenal with the.

[C]

Yeah. British style.

[G]

Yes. Arse with the. And then they have a. What's that called?

[A]

A star? Asterisk.

[G]

Asterisk. Thank you. A R A R, S E. Asterisk. M A N. He's an arseman. A55. Space one. Tch. Assage. That's easy.

[A]

Oh, so the fives. The fives are interpreted as S's.

[G]

Oh, yeah. A lot of people use that.

[A]

If I were a clerk, I wouldn't have picked up. Picked up on that. I guess you'll learn.

[G]

Well, you'd be the perfect clerk for this because you wouldn't pick up on half of them.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[G]

They'd all get by you.

[F]

Snow 460 or 450 is a. The skew for the therapeutic infinite loop game.

[A]

What?

[F]

Used for sensory processing and motor skill development.

[C]

That's what.

[F]

That's what the AI is saying. But that's 460. We want 450.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Yeah, I got nothing when I googled snow 450. 450.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean tactical things.

[A]

Yeah, I. I give up on that one. What else you got?

[G]

Btt. STFF altogether. Stff?

[A]

Butt stuff.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, you came up with that. Very.

[A]

No, I'm looking, I'm looking at. If you see it. It. Right. I mean that just right away.

[G]

And then. Pnd. Space Town. Pound town.

[F]

Okay. Pound town and fart car, I think should be allowed.

[G]

I do too.

[C]

Could be pond town there.

[G]

Fisherman.

[F]

That's right.

[A]

And we found out the TRD is a. What, fancy Toyota, right?

[G]

Yes, it's a Toyota.

[A]

So okay.

[G]

H U E G T I T. Oh, well, that's subtle.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[G]

This one's kind of funny too. Wanna W a N N A. Yep. Space M8. 1am 8, mate.

[D]

Yeah, that's cute.

[G]

Kind of cute.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Get away with that.

[G]

No, you can't.

[D]

Apparently not.

[A]

Yeah, that Isn't that effective?

[C]

I want to have sex, but I don't want any mating.

[G]

There's another one. Snow420. Well, I suppose snow has to be something.

[D]

Yeah, well, it's got to be powder.

[G]

Maybe it's cocaine.

[D]

Maybe.

[G]

And then S H A, R T, D charted. That's easy, too.

[C]

Sharted.

[A]

If you. If you really want this, couldn't you just have a. Some bumper stickers made?

[F]

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? Whoever drove the car with the license plate sharted, you're illegally par. Good God. There's lots more.

[A]

You know, Shroom. All the obvious ones. Any drug reference. But. And it's my understanding that all these states sort of pass around lists, be on the lookout for this one or that one, and then there. We've had cases where people have sued because they had one that was taken away. But I've never had a desire to have a vanity plate and a chick. At one point, you wanted one, and

[F]

you gave me the best advice ever. What, are you tired of your car not getting keyed?

[G]

Snow generally has three main meanings in the slang world. Cocaine, deception, or state of being heavily sedated.

[A]

Okay, yeah, I. That must be any. Anything that they perceive as a drug reference. So that must be what snow would be. As opposed to being maybe a skier. Yeah, Snow ski would be a nice one. Well, let's turn back to Christy Lee at the news desk. What else is happening over there?

[G]

First responders called to rescue a dog from a Florida canal, discovered they'd instead rescued a rat, a coyote. Oh. The Cape Coral Fire Department said crews were called to Britaina Lake, where the animal swam from shore to shore before crawling under a deck. Firefighters got into the water, removed what turned out to be a coyote pup.

[C]

Oh, okay. Well, yeah, that's hard to tell.

[G]

Exhausted from its ordeal, it was taken to a veterinarian for rehabilitation.

[C]

Well, that's nice.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

What do they do with it then?

[C]

Probably release it back.

[G]

Back in the wild, maybe. I don't know.

[C]

Or they'll put it in some kind of zoo. A petting zoo.

[F]

Yeah. I don't know. What. I don't know what they do with it.

[G]

Oh, no coyote.

[F]

We've got enough coyotes, right?

[C]

I don't know what we do, man.

[F]

Really?

[G]

Well, coyotes eat pythons, let them go on the Everglades.

[A]

I think it's vice versa.

[G]

Oh, that's a shame.

[A]

Yeah. Well, now we had a. Did we have a world record python hunt? Is that what happened yesterday?

[F]

The total amount for the hunt, I guess Month to month or however. £8,000 worth of Python. That was the highest ever.

[A]

That's still not putting a dent in it.

[F]

Yeah, four tons of snakes.

[G]

An Indiana man is facing over 100 charges after allegedly shooting deer from his car.

[F]

Is that wrong?

[G]

Yes. Should I have gotten out the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, sir?

[A]

It's not a drive through, sir.

[F]

So, so what do you. I just gotten out. I'd be okay. I have a license.

[G]

Does he still think he was at Disney World in the Buzz Lightyear ride?

[F]

Come on, would you? Well, I.

[A]

How many does it say how many deer he's killed?

[G]

He said it. The 28 year old suspect was shooting multiple deer at night from inside a motor vehicle.

[A]

Now Pat, you've killed more. You've killed more deer with your car than this guy though.

[G]

No, you haven't.

[F]

It's up to you whether you hunt or not. I couldn't do it. But would you. You hunt from like a helicopter or something or like a deer stand where they run the. The animals past.

[C]

You used to lead them a little.

[A]

Yeah, they had a. They. There was some exotic thing where they were doing helicopters.

[F]

But there was.

[A]

There was some.

[F]

It. It's high dollar item.

[A]

Yeah, but that was a specific. Wasn't that they were dangerous wild boes.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And they know the feral pig problem.

[D]

I.

[F]

It was just on the news a couple nights ago. Feral pigs in Texas are.

[A]

Yeah, and I think that's where they were doing it from copters. And it was because it was necessary. It was the only way to access them. That's different than this guy.

[G]

He along with several accomplices are believed to have killed more than 30 white tailed deer during the 2025 fall and winter seasons. The 28 year old was arrested on 102 charges including unlawful taking of deer, jack lighting or spotlighting the practice of using high powered lights to locate the animals in the wild. Wild and hunting without a license.

[C]

So the total scumbags.

[G]

Yeah, total.

[F]

Isn't there a Larson where a deer's pinned up against the wall and somebody's shooting at him and the deer side. I don't know this guy. I've got to think.

[C]

Yes, he's got his back up against. Yeah. What is this? What did I do to this guy or whatever.

[F]

What did I do to deserve this?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

See, he thinks it's a.

[C]

That the guy wants top movie.

[A]

Yeah, well, the way our legal system works, I'm sure this guy's lawyer will argue. Your honor, that deer had a gun. He fired first. What I swear.

[F]

Would you guys deer hunt your family

[C]

if Disney World or Disneyland decided to have the Bambi experience where you could all. All virtual reality kind of stuff, but you could shoot Bambi's mom?

[G]

No, I don't think.

[C]

Would you do it?

[F]

Well, wait a minute. If it's. Yeah, I mean, if it's the ride

[C]

as you walk in, you shoot Bambi's mom and then you just have to watch Bambi.

[D]

Has anybody seen the Kevin Cronin from Mario Speedwagon come clip on the Internet right now where he talks about they. They bought a private plane and it was from somebody rather shady and that rather shady person got on one time with them to travel somewhere. He opened up like the back of the plane. It was one of those kind of planes. And he shot at deer all strapped in from back there and they all were completely freaked out.

[G]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

Yeah. Odd.

[D]

That's on the Internet right now. It's a clip of Kevin on a podcast yesterday.

[A]

I have not seen that.

[C]

Did you hear it from a friend who told you to watch that?

[D]

I heard it from a friend who.

[A]

I had heard it from a friend.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you, Josh. I enjoyed that very much. Referential, not necessarily humorous.

[F]

No, that's.

[A]

I chuckled. I gave it the hardy chuckle.

[B]

Giggle.

[C]

Would I rather have the hearty chuckle and the words not humorous or would I rather have complete silence throughout? I'll try to figure it.

[A]

I like the referential stuff. That's very nice. Now it's time to check in with Chick Magee.

[F]

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say thank you very much, Chick Magee. Now coming up, we have another, I think fast food issue, put it that way. We already had the lady who pulled a gun at Taco Bell.

[C]

Bell.

[A]

Give me the gordita or this guy gets it.

[F]

Nobody gets hurt.

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These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

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Hello.

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There's Pat Godwin. Hey, man, There's Josh Arnold. Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

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Hello, Chick McGee. A couple quick things I mentioned. I mentioned Pat Godwin's got his television special out there on the dry Bar app and the dry bar webpage, YouTube, etc. Also, I want to mention there's a new Pat Godwin T shirt. I'm looking at one right there and that's going to be available starting Monday when we bring bring back our Pop Up Shop shop also featuring a bunch of cool shirts and a sweatshirt hoodie thing with the camp radio wood on it, which is rather kind of a cool thing. Yeah, I kind of like it. But that'll be posted and it be it'll become active coming up on Monday. The Bob and Tom Store Pop Up Shop. Right now we're going to pop back over to Christy Lee at the news desk.

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Plan to auction more than 100 artifacts salvaged from the wreckage of the Titanic. Titanic is facing pushback from the US Government. RMS Titanic, Inc. The company that owns the exclusive salvage rights to the famous wreck in the North Atlantic, is seeking to sell items like personal belongings, currency and decor despite previous agreements to only display them at museums and traveling exhibitions. According to court documents, the national oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is arguing that such a sale would violate RMS Titanic's legal obligations. Addition to the wreck site.

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So.

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So a private collector could get something now.

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Yeah. Since 1987, salvage operations have retrieved thousands of items and even chunks of the Titanic's hull.

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Yeah, I bet they get a lot of money for that door.

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Yeah.

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That'll go for the one Leo was clinging to.

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Yeah. Jack, please.

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Oh, Jack. Jack and Rose.

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Sorry.

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The company has tried to sell artifacts.

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Have you seen online where they take famous movies and put a golden retriever in them for no reason? And one of them is Jack and Rose in the door and the golden retriever's sitting on the door looking at both of them. It's adorable.

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The company has tried to sell artifacts, but those efforts were roundly opposed by the US Courts, along with preservation groups and relatives of the victims. However, items saved by survivors or plucked from the water by rescuers can be sold and often fetch big psalms. A life jacket worn by a passenger went for just over $900,000 in April. And a gold pocket watch given to the ship captain who rescued the survivors was sold for nearly 2 million in 2024.

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So it. Wait a minute. It's not the captain of the Titanic. It's the captain of, like, the Carpathia

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or one of the other one the rescue ships.

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And I don't know about the legality, but it. Bad taste.

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Yeah, Right.

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Yeah.

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Well, you would think there would be some sort of curse, right?

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Yeah, somehow.

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What about the finders keepers law? What do you think?

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I mean, there's. I think there's something to be said for that. Hey, we went down there and got it. I should be able to do whatever I want with it.

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Now we don't see you going there.

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Was that a real thing? Possession is 9/10 of the law. I always heard that.

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I know I. For a lot of these. I know. When they find these ships full of gold, a lot of countries want half or something.

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I know a friend of mine, a friend of mine named Nick and his girlfriend Jacqueline, they. They deep dived with their. Another buddy, Lou, that helped him find.

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Made him horses.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

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How did that.

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Where's this going?

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Everybody ended up okay, right?

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Everybody was okay. Oh, I'm sorry. That's the movie the Deep. I don't have any. I don't have any of those friends. I'm sorry.

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You said Lou.

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Lou Gossett gets his head crushed.

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Of course.

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Here's a sweet story for you, Tom. At the Great St Bernard Pass in the Swifts Alps, St Bernard dogs walk the same mountain paths their ancestors patrolled for hundreds of years.

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Wow. There go boys.

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Down in the valley, Berryland, a museum dedicated to the iconic dogs is celebrating its first year in business.

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How is Chuck Berry not playing there?

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Since opening last summer in Martinigni, Switzerland, over 130,000 people have visited. M A R T I G N Y M A R T I G N Y.

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Maybe you're right.

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Do you get to play with the Saint Bernards?

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You can watch grooming sessions. Use augmented reality to explore the mountain pass and learn about the dog's history. The Saint Bernards, once famous for mountain rescues, are now too large for such tasks. Instead, they just visit hospitals and schools. I love St. Bernard. My cousins always had them.

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I love them, too.

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They drool a little bit, though.

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I've heard they're hard to have, but I would. I love them.

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Yeah, they're so sweet.

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Ever seen a Newfoundland?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I love those.

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They're very similar. Look. Tend to live a little longer.

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New fees.

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Yeah, they're beautiful. We never got to the. I had another fast food story. Maybe we can get it on Monday.

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Oh, I didn't have one.

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Involves another assault.

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Oh, no.

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Are we talking about the subway one? Yeah, we'll get to it Monday.

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Okay. Yeah, I'd like that without the stale bread, please. Once again, coming up Monday, we're going to reopen the pop up shop. And it'll have some pretty cool shirts, some brand new stuff we've never had before. So if you're looking for something fun, possible gift, et cetera, et cetera. Be watching Monday and we'll be back, of course, and look forward to a big week as we get ready for the Fourth of July. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Full send golf.

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You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

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Full send Golf 2v2.

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Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle.

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Oh, it feels good to be back. I'm links with the boys. Join the party on the golf course.

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Back to golf in a big way.

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Now what?

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Practice.

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Let's go.

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Let's hit the range.

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I was like, let's go to the range.

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We are headed to the golf cart.

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Y you want to golf with us?

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No. You don't play golf? No.

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Try.

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We got a break. Par.

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I'm very, very excited.

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You excited?

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Yeah.

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