The BOB & TOM Show - June 27, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - June 27, 2025

Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Release Date: June 27, 2025

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1. Guest Segment: Kevin Pollock on Impressions

The show welcomed comedian Kevin Pollock, who shared his experiences with impression comedy. Pollock discussed his long-standing impression of Albert Brooks, highlighting the challenges of performing impressions that resonate with audiences.

• Notable Quote:
  [01:33] Chick McGee: "Do you have an impression that's a favorite of yours that is not a favorite of anyone else, like, say, the audience?"

• Pollock’s Insight:
  Pollock revealed he had to stop doing his Albert Brooks impression because the audience wasn't receptive, despite Brooks' significant influence in his comedic style.

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2. News Stories

a. Circumcision Controversy in Armenia

A heated debate unfolded in Armenia as Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan responded to allegations from a priest in the Armenian Apostolic Church. The priest accused Pashinyan of being circumcised, questioning his Christian faith. In a bold move, Pashinyan offered to publicly expose himself to dispel the rumors.

• Notable Quote:
  [69:21] Tom Griswold: "Mr. Pashinyan responded by saying he was prepared to expose his penis to prove to the world that these circumcision claims are false."

• Discussion Highlights:
  The hosts explored the cultural implications of circumcision in Armenia, noting that it is uncommon within the Armenian Apostolic tradition. The segment delved into how such personal accusations can impact political and religious dynamics in the country.

b. Average Allowance for Kids in the USA

The show addressed the surprising statistic that the average allowance a child receives in the United States is significantly higher than many parents anticipated.

• Notable Quote:
  [15:29] Christy Lee: "I was quite surprised it was 70k a year. Something like that. Is that what I'm feeling?"

• Key Insights:
  Hosts discussed the different systems parents use to allocate allowances, such as the three-jar system for savings, charity, and spending. They reflected on the challenges of implementing effective allowance strategies and the implications of high allowance amounts on children's financial literacy.

c. Innovations in Color Science: Vantablack and Ultra White Paint

The hosts explored recent advancements in color science, focusing on Vantablack and ultra white paint developed by Purdue University.

• Vantablack Satellite:
  Vantablack, known as the darkest man-made substance, is being utilized in space satellites to reduce light reflection and prevent astronomical observation disruptions.

  • Notable Quote:
    [120:28] Tom Griswold: "This material has been engineered to survive the extreme heat and radiation of space."

• Ultra White Paint:
  Purdue University engineers developed an ultra white paint that reflects up to 98% of sunlight, aiming to reduce building cooling costs by minimizing heat absorption.

  • Notable Quote:
    [144:31] Tom Griswold: "It's a pretty interesting."

• Discussion Highlights:
  The segment highlighted how these materials could revolutionize both space technology and architectural practices by improving energy efficiency and observational clarity in astronomy.

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3. Comedy and Banter

The hosts engaged in their typical humorous exchanges, touching on various topics such as nicknames, personal anecdotes, and observational humor about everyday life. They also entertained improvised jokes and playful teasing among themselves and with guests.

• Notable Exchanges:
  • [17:35] Chick McGee: "I was watching the show on YouTube. Pardon me."
  • [02:40] Chick McGee: "You do radio? That's incredible. So that's exciting."

a. Letters from Listeners

Listeners' letters were read and discussed, featuring humorous stories and unique personal experiences. Topics ranged from unusual impressions to funny incidents involving pets and public behaviors.

• Notable Quote:
  [20:03] Christy Lee: "Much like ice tea and Anaconda."

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4. Featured Stories

a. Swan Theft in Queens, New York

A viral video captured the theft of a swan from Frank Charles Memorial Park in Queens, New York. The footage showed a man stealing the swan and stuffing it into a car, with bystanders reacting in disbelief.

• Notable Quote:
  [92:18] Tom Griswold: "Stephanie Santiago, who took the video, told WABC that she then watched as four men laughed as they sped away."

• Discussion Highlights:
  The hosts discussed the legal protections for mute swans and the absurdity of the theft, emphasizing the animal's protected status under New York State law.

b. Glastonbury Festival and Environmental Efforts

The show covered the Glastonbury Music Festival, highlighting its massive attendance and the organizers' efforts in sustainable practices, including innovative recycling methods that convert human waste into fertilizer.

• Notable Quote:
  [151:36] Christy Lee: "They were collecting all the pee. It's all for the..."

• Discussion Highlights:
  The hosts marveled at the festival's commitment to environmental sustainability, debating the practicality and effectiveness of such recycling initiatives.

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5. Technological Advertisements (Excluded from Summary)

As per instructions, advertisements, promos, and non-content segments were omitted from this summary to focus solely on the show's core discussions and narratives.

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Conclusion

The June 27, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show blended comedy with insightful discussions on a range of topics, from political controversies and innovative scientific developments to humorous listener interactions and viral news stories. The inclusion of notable quotes with timestamps provided listeners with memorable moments, enhancing the overall engagement and depth of the episode.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Kevin Pollock is our guest. Do you have an impression that's a favorite of yours that is not a favorite of anyone else, like, say, the audience? Or is it too obscure? Yeah, I did Albert Brooks for a long time, actually, and it just killed me when I sort of eventually had to stop doing because the audience just wasn't in tune. Because his early films that he wrote and directed and starred in are some of my favorite also. Lost in America. Lost in America.

[Christy Lee]

I just saw Modern Romance.

[Chick McGee]

Modern Romance is the one that, you know, so many people missed who loved. But Lost in America, I mean, the scene with Garry Marshall. Oh, yeah, when he tries to get the money back from the casino. So I just love him to death. And I used to do this thing where I would bring up someone from the audience and improvise. The Albert Brooks show, which was a talk show at that point, they were giving out talk shows every other day. And so I thought, you know, it'd be nice if we could have our favorite people to have their own talk show. So Albert was mine and I would bring someone up and it was sort of. It was improvised, but it was a little controlled because I was prepared no matter what they said, you know, that I was going to attack them, basically. And the way it worked was if.

[Christy Lee]

You want to play along.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, I would say so. I would literally bring the person out of the audience and sit them next to me on stage. This is exciting. Thank you very much for being here. You're on the Albert Brook Show. And what is it you do for a living?

[Tom Griswold]

I do radio, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You do radio? That's incredible. So that's exciting.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back.

[Christy Lee]

Come on. You do radio. This is a television show. Nobody cares. Help me out. You go back to your table, you have a life. My career's in the toilet. And then big smiles. Welcome back.

[Chick McGee]

We were kidding off the end. She's a killer, this one. So you were telling me before that you do radio. That's exciting. What do you do, actually, in radio?

[Tom Griswold]

I do news.

[Chick McGee]

You do news? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a newsreader.

[Pat Godwin]

You are a newsreader?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be right back.

[Christy Lee]

Come on. You read the news.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that?

[Christy Lee]

I have a bird in a cage. He reads the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody cares.

[Chick McGee]

I'm dead. You understand.

[Christy Lee]

Ratings, maybe not. TV matters. Welcome back. Hey, there. Hello. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Ladies, Christy Lee from the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Testing. Okay, we're all good.

[Christy Lee]

All right. You're discombobulated. You're all combobulated. You're all set.

[Chick McGee]

Getting organized over here.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing can go wrong now.

[Chick McGee]

It's been a day of disorganization so far, but we're getting ready now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know how you're never ready, but it's showtime. In life, no matter what happens. That's how I feel today. But we're gonna move forward.

[Christy Lee]

Your music is playing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I hear something.

[Josh Arnold]

Albert Books isn't dead, is he? No. Okay. Sometimes when we do these opening, opening things lately. Oh, it's been in tribute to somebody who passed away.

[Pat Godwin]

Bobby Sherman song.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I just wanted to make sure you.

[Christy Lee]

Think there's some correlation between who we talk about and people. People dying.

[Josh Arnold]

That has happened. But I think. But lately things have just been. Oh, yeah, he passed away. Well, we have that bit of him. Let's go ahead and play it. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, the guy we just played is still alive.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kevin Pollock and Albert Brooks are both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Very confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

At least as far as we know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm sure they're both fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's a big fan of both.

[Josh Arnold]

For news to make it from LA to. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Pacific Time, it's a whole nother ball game. You don't know what's going on in L. A. Right now.

[Chick McGee]

What I dislike about the celebrity obits lately, it's they always the. The second name in them is always the publicist.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I haven't. I don't really read them, so I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Jack Smithers passed away according to his publicist name.

[Tom Griswold]

That's their final job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. According to publicist. Who. Who said, quote, this one's a freebie.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Or he'll be getting billed for this. This has come out of.

[Christy Lee]

The publicists have to work too.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You know, and they obviously have an opening for a client now, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great way to advertise.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold. PR Needs more clients. We don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

So as far as I know, there are no obits today.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I don't think there are no obits.

[Chick McGee]

But, I mean, is there something in sports I don't know about?

[Christy Lee]

Famous. No, I've got a couple guys who wish they were dead, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Well. Yeah, let's move forward here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and we had a fight yesterday. I didn't know, to me, as a kid and being a Washington at the time, Redskins fan. Washington and Dallas, that as far as rivalries go, that was my centerpiece. I had no idea. The Cubs and the Cardinals hate each other. No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a strong one.

[Christy Lee]

And until I met you, really, how. How deep that hate goes. But they fought again yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

They did.

[Christy Lee]

Cubs at the Cardinals. Yeah. They had to separate them. And people are yelling and screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Players or fans?

[Christy Lee]

Players. People in the crowd. They were in St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

You know, are we gonna. You're not gonna get that story about the. The fan and the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yelling at the guy, why he missed and it turns out his mom died.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, I'm not gonna get into that, Tom, but thanks for mentioning that.

[Chick McGee]

And no, you were alluding to what I say.

[Christy Lee]

No, I wasn't. I was talking about the Cubs and the Cardinals.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, what's that story? Because we have enough now just to be.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean by no, no, no?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't do that to us.

[Christy Lee]

Video of a 22 year old white Sox fan who got tossed out of Tuesday's game between the Sox and the Diamondbacks being confronted by Diamondbacks manager Tory Lavallo has been uncovered. There is also video of the fan being removed from the ballpark by security during the Diamondbacks 401 win over the Sox on Tuesday. Second baseman Kettle Marte, the one man parte, was brought to tears after a fan yelled something about his mom who passed away in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 2017.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wonder, was the fan aware or.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it was a.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a pointed shot.

[Christy Lee]

It was. It was a legitimate shot at him. The guy knew his mom was dead. And Lavello, the manager defending his player, can be heard saying, you dumb f. His mom died. You dumb f.

[Josh Arnold]

Because if it's one of those things like, hey, I slept with your mother last night. Why would he.

[Christy Lee]

You know, have you seen Tim Robinson? Is that it? I forget. You have to leave now. He's being teased by his co workers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

And this guy said, hey, I slept with your mom last night. He goes, wait a minute, wait a minute. You. You slept with mom last night? And he calls his dad and he goes, dad, I got good news and bad news. Good news is Mom's alive. Bad news is she's sleeping with my boss. He takes the whole thing seriously. Okay, well, we.

[Chick McGee]

We do have an obituary or two, I'm sorry to say.

[Tom Griswold]

I looked it up. All I got. What'd you get?

[Christy Lee]

We just quickly looked up obituaries while.

[Tom Griswold]

I was an 83 year old Singaporean food critic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I didn't know. I've got Deputy Cletus Hogg and the Dukes of Hazzard. Oh, Rick Hurst, actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that name's familiar. Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Also, he was in. In the Line of Fire, Steel Magnolia's Murder she Wrote.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he stole Steel Magnolia.

[Josh Arnold]

He really was, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Cletus Hogg.

[Christy Lee]

That's his name. Oh, no, that was his name.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, there was Boss Hog. Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

What did they do with the General Lee and the Dukes of Hazzard? As far as the roof of the car goes, have they done anything about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

The rebel flag. I don't know. On the top.

[Chick McGee]

I know that there's. I think there's several versions of it that are on tour at various car shows. By the way, also in the obituary column, Lalo Schifrin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone? I know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Who the hell's that?

[Christy Lee]

One of the greatest music.

[Chick McGee]

Music composer themes of all time. Mission Impossible theme. Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That is one of the greatest of all.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the dog videos online where a puppy dog is sneaking across the kitchen trying to get a treat off the counter? And you're done.

[Chick McGee]

That is a. That is a really good. Really good song. And of course, it's employed in the current version of Missing Mission Impossible.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. It has to Be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that and on the same note, one of the most famous themes, the James Bond theme. Apparently they've picked the director of the next James Bond film, but not the new James Bond.

[Christy Lee]

Right? So until they realize their mistake and choose Idris Elba, I have nothing to do with James Bond movies. If they want me back, they'll.

[Chick McGee]

They'll choose either. But you didn't like. I didn't care for any of the recent ones anyway.

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't. You're right. Daniel Craig, really big boar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. Boar.

[Tom Griswold]

Boar.

[Chick McGee]

Boar.

[Pat Godwin]

The Xavier Badam Bardim. That one.

[Christy Lee]

Javier Bardem. When they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's just Javier Bardushi.

[Pat Godwin]

Was that close.

[Christy Lee]

Where he's blonde in that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love that villain.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's the greatest. When his first appearance. And that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The one where Daniel Craig dies. The. The villain in that is called the eye or something on a motorcycle. Yeah, he's on a motorcycle. And yeah, you guessed it. He has one big eye. That's the villain.

[Chick McGee]

I like the one where he gets the car back.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't seen that one yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Aston Martin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he gets the car.

[Christy Lee]

The last one in this garage and there is real.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's fun. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

I guess he's in the last one shooting people up with the. With the machine guns coming out of the headlights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got a lot. The best part of those movies is when he gets the gadgets. Pay attention, Mr. Vaugh.

[Christy Lee]

Do pay attention. James Bond's messing around, trying to tell him stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Few. Bring this one back in one piece, please.

[Pat Godwin]

I just talked about the girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Bond girls didn't have the longest shelf life. Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

For one reason or another.

[Chick McGee]

Now, did he ever marry?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he did, doesn't he? And the Pierce Brosnan one. Oh, and then she's quickly offed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then it's personal, right? One of those deals.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure I care anymore, but fair enough.

[Christy Lee]

Idris Elba. You'd care, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That guy Bond is white.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in the news, we have. We have a significant, significant news. Significant news.

[Christy Lee]

He couldn't stand.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Deputy Hogg. This is first appearance coming up. We have. We have news from the world of color.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there like a new one? Remember?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they try to do that? It's. It's been in the news, but it's damn story again. No, no, it's not the one. Not the new green, whatever it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Not.

[Chick McGee]

Not the color that they've invented scientifically, it's. Yeah, but it's not the one we did a couple weeks ago. This is a new thing in the world or, or a lack of color perhaps could be stated right now. I want to remind you that the best way to listen to our show of course, is however you want to. But you can listen to it on those Raycon earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you're not listening in with the Raycon earbuds, you're missing lots of subtle stuff that we're having fun with. Am I right, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

You are Sorry, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, chick. Coming up, we have your letters. We also have an update on the average allowance a kid gets in the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Do your kids get allowance?

[Chick McGee]

We tried to implement that and that didn't work. We kind of let it go. But it's interesting how many people do it. And this reminds me, maybe it's time to do it again. The number's a bit staggering.

[Christy Lee]

I was quite surprised it was 70k a year. Something like that. Is that what I'm feeling?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a three jar system where you have savings, charity and then you have, you know, spending money. Whatever you want to spend your money on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I need to implement all of these things. Also we have weird news from Armenia involving the Prime Minister's penis. I'm not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

We get to see that too.

[Chick McGee]

You may. And the reason is religious. It's so weird. I may have to wake Bob up and tell him what's happening in Armenia, his home country. Of course. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Foreign.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Not available in all states. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

It's time for Letters.

[Chick McGee]

This first one involves a visual component and the repeating of a story from yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

All right, thank you. This comes to us from Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Dave.

[Christy Lee]

What up, Dave?

[Chick McGee]

I was watching the show on YouTube. Pardon me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he in a state you can't mention?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's a Buckeye.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Buckeye day. Because I was watching the show on YouTube. I got a very big smile my. On my face when I looked at Christie's mouth agape in wonderment. It was at the a minute and ten mark when she saw the video. What is he talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's talking about the hurdler dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we had a story about a hurdler yesterday. This is. There we go. We're going to show it here in the studio. Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never seen anything like that.

[Chick McGee]

This guy's. His male member is coming out of his track shorts and it is a. It's dangling and flying.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an anaconda.

[Chick McGee]

He does win.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, he's a winner. Hey, he's a winner no matter what, okay? Let's not forget that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. His name is Hot Chocolate. His name is Chris Robinson. Not the Chris Robinson. That is a very fine singer in the Black Crow.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at it right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's, it's his navel almost.

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's a whopping flopping.

[Christy Lee]

You can't tell me he spent some time alone curled up in the shower trying to do some stuff, you know what I mean? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So close.

[Christy Lee]

So close.

[Tom Griswold]

If it was excited, would it get even big?

[Christy Lee]

Big.

[Chick McGee]

There's, that's the whole science of grower versus show a Little bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's to say? Yeah, I don't think that guy's getting much bigger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, if he's, if he's a grower, he's going to be taking that thing over to the pole vault. He's a hurdler.

[Christy Lee]

He'd pass out.

[Chick McGee]

And I, I guess he's just wearing the shorts and no jock strap or no underwear of any kind. As a hurdler, that's a ballsy move because you get a hurdle in the balls. I mean, you're. My brother was a hurdler in college and you, you know, you're exposing everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I did hurdles in seventh grade. Does that count?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Well, a, no. And B, you don't have a sack, so.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that letter, there's a rail. This letter is from Kevin for Josh. Listening to the show yesterday, I couldn't help but notice when you guys were talking about that specially endowed sprinter, Josh totally missed out on the opportunity to say there's penises out there that big.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Much like ice tea and Anaconda.

[Josh Arnold]

Ice Cube.

[Christy Lee]

Ice Cube. Sorry, I get my ices mixed up.

[Chick McGee]

It's easy to do. No, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Keep up the great work.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Anaconda one or Anaconda Two?

[Josh Arnold]

It's Anaconda one. Oh, yes, the original. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And. And it's Ice Cube.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Portraying what? An adventurer.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a cameraman, part of a documentary crew.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh. And they're in there in the Amazon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And what happens exactly?

[Josh Arnold]

They discover this giant snakeskin. John Voight, I believe, unfurls it. He just rolls it out like a sleeping bag, essentially. And they can't believe it. A nice cube says that snakes aren't there this big. So in other words, I have to explain to me. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Implying he didn't sign up for that. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he wasn't ready for that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't ready for Chris Robinson either, man.

[Josh Arnold]

So what would you say when you see his. His wiener?

[Tom Griswold]

You. I.

[Josh Arnold]

What would Ice Cube? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think you can. We all have faith in you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think Dave, Dave the Buckeye Dave wants to hear you say it.

[Christy Lee]

On your various adventures out on the nightlife before, when you were single, did you ever encounter anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Not like that.

[Christy Lee]

Like that. O.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, a rather confusing story about circumcision.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And there's not a close up enough of that to know if it's.

[Christy Lee]

We have a great song called if.

[Chick McGee]

It'S Cut like an Englishman, as they.

[Tom Griswold]

Say, that we knows out There this week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, There you go. I'm not saying it's huge, but this guy came in first and second.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And did that cross the finish line first?

[Tom Griswold]

Would that count?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. It's the first part of your. The first thing of you that goes across the finish line. Really?

[Christy Lee]

I believe you buy a nose if your nose counts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe that's why he was doing it. Maybe it's every advantage you could get.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's one point. It slows him down because he has to reach down and try to tuck it back in. No, he does.

[Josh Arnold]

He really does. Yeah, he's trying to.

[Pat Godwin]

He does it twice.

[Chick McGee]

But he must have known during practice that that thing was just a dangle in there. There. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, usually he wanted us to talk about him.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I mean, this was first.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't this happen to Lenny Kravitz on stage one time?

[Christy Lee]

If I had the fortune of sporting one of those, I would never wear pants. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

That's what they say.

[Tom Griswold]

Let everybody know.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Mil. Was it Milton Burl that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Would whip it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For anybody, anytime.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, that's in that Saturday Night Live movie, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

It's true. He would just constantly grab it and unfurl it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, so whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they never showed that on NBC in the early days. But just knowing that was going on backstage warms my heart.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need to be that big.

[Chick McGee]

And in any event, congratulations to. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

None of us believe that, but thank you, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's true. It's very true.

[Chick McGee]

And. But again, coming up in the news, a very unusual, really odd story about circumcision, which is odd anyway, but this is really odd. We'll get to that coming up. Back to letters. We had a story. I didn't have this one, but it was about these. The documentary, the so called poop crews.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I watched the whole thing yesterday. It's grim.

[Chick McGee]

And this is the story of a ship that is at sea across the. Going from.

[Christy Lee]

Going from Galveston to Mexico. It was only like a four day cruise supposed. And then.

[Chick McGee]

And they lose power.

[Christy Lee]

And they lose power. And there's a fire in the engine room. And when they lose power, everything on the ship goes away, including the ability to flush toilets and refrigerate food. So they had to throw food away. And people are starving and. Oh yeah, got this from Todd Feces in the hallway.

[Chick McGee]

Todd writes, I just went on a cruise aboard the Carnival Sunrise.

[Christy Lee]

That's the renamed I found out that.

[Chick McGee]

The Carnival Triumph, the one that was injured on the poop, was refitted and renamed the Carnival Sunrise.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Freaks us out to know that we spent eight days on board the same ship as the poop cruise, but they've obviously fixed it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's an older ship, though. There's a certain part in where another Carnival Cruise Line. Another ship was close. That was fine. So they cruise on over and see the crippled ship. So you're on this ship. Nothing's working. You've been there for two days. You're trying to get. You're in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, or whatever the hell you want to call it, and another cruise and they're dancing. You could hear the music.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, But. But there's no attempt to. Hey, some of you come over here.

[Chick McGee]

No, there'd be no way to.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what the cast.

[Chick McGee]

Safely.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way to get people from 1. 4000 people from 1 ship to another safely.

[Chick McGee]

There'd be no safe way to do 4,000.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I mean, one of the survivors from the ship goes, yeah, we were just like an exhibit for the other ship. Like a fun thing for them to come by and see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the people suffering.

[Chick McGee]

If nothing else, they should have at least swapped comedians right back. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They could have swum over.

[Chick McGee]

You get real close, you throw me a dinner roll. Toilet paper, for God's sake. Was it hot?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't go down in the state rooms. There wasn't any air conditioning. Everybody had to stay on deck. People were. People were making tent cities out of Shay's lounges. It's not good, folks, I'm telling you.

[Chick McGee]

Where's this being?

[Christy Lee]

Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Train wreck, Poop cruise.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back, if you're just joining us. I guess I wouldn't be welcoming you back if you're just joining us.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. Once again, Josh, please recreate Tom's rejoin.

[Josh Arnold]

From the other morning and we will return soon. We'll do that when we get back.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, all. This letter starts.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I never got to my point.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom program. And we're going back to the letters desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we were talking about nicknames and how people got nicknames. One guy got a nickname, Splinter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because he dated a girl with a wooden leg.

[Chick McGee]

Hard people. Mice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really nice people are the best.

[Christy Lee]

We had a guy named Bobby, says, joel from Boise, I gotta we got it.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta go there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a hotbed of BOB fans.

[Christy Lee]

Get a time sharing. Boy seeing. We could. We could spend time there.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

You in?

[Tom Griswold]

I love it there.

[Chick McGee]

Ski season. We're there.

[Christy Lee]

The air so crispy.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a beautiful river. You could go down in the summer. It's gorgeous there.

[Christy Lee]

We had a guy named Bobby who had bitten off the end of his tongue sliding into first B. Fortunately, the doctor was able to reattach it. This however, caused him to have a lisp. His nickname was Slurpee.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't people nice? I still like the one from the other day where the guy had. They had six toes. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they called.

[Tom Griswold]

They called them Sisto. Six toes. Six though, it became Sisto.

[Christy Lee]

Sisto and the Cisco Kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Sisto.

[Chick McGee]

Sixo's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Cisco Kid.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Sixto.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chick.

[Christy Lee]

Want to wake up over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Chick with Slurpee.

[Christy Lee]

I saw you stretching.

[Josh Arnold]

With Slurpee. Does it say if he was safe?

[Christy Lee]

He was not. He was thrown out.

[Josh Arnold]

Bit his tongue off.

[Christy Lee]

Bit his tongue off. Got a bad nickname. Oh, and he was out.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't even.

[Chick McGee]

Poor guy. Let's see now. Back to the letters here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we got letters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is from Chase. That's a nice name.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a cool name.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I am in Florida, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

That. That. Credit card payments on the way. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this guy's got an even cooler last name. But I don't want to say it in the air. It's so unusual. Wow. And by the way, parenthetical note.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I was listening to the day, to the station. They were doing this news story and in some really volatile area, and then they go, we're not gonna give this person. We're just going to give their first name. And I'm not kidding. Their first name. Roxanne. And then they give her. She does. And they tell what she does for a living and where she is. I think they're gonna be able to find her. Yeah, there aren't a lot of Roxannes in that country.

[Christy Lee]

Look for the red light.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe fake. Maybe make up a fake name. How about that? Okay, I'm sorry. Back to this. He goes, I'm in Florida. My mom's wedding. We're out to eat. My mom gets a text from a random Florida number asking if she's awake. You get. You get those there wasn't wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean you up?

[Chick McGee]

You up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We figured out the number was from Deland. I proudly said to my mom, you know why they call it the land. You guys know the rest, right? It gave me a moment of pure joy. Well, thank you, Chase. You got a cool name, brother. Back to you, Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Chick, I grew up in Florida. This is from Drew. I was grew up four miles from the Weeki Wachee river and mermaid show. We were talking about that the other day. I don't know why we're talking about mermaids. You guys were upset that the fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Part said he wanted to sleep with one. I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The fish part was on the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which would you rather have?

[Chick McGee]

Godwin said he wants one that's a fish from the waist up so he can access the.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think I'd go waste down.

[Chick McGee]

Either way, the smell is the same.

[Christy Lee]

At one time. Cut that out. At one time, I was engaged to a mermaid.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

He said I was engaged to one of the mermaids.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The. It's a part of the water show park. The Weeki Wachee mermaid. It's pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. Well, sorry that didn't work out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sorry this letter didn't work out either. Hang on.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was. It was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

It was in the wake of the. What was that? We had a water park story.

[Tom Griswold]

Water parks.

[Chick McGee]

And we. Oh, and the diving board. The lack of diving boards at American hotels. Almost all hotels have taken out the. Away the diving boards. And I guess if you have a diving board now, this pool has to be at least. At least 11 or 12ft deep.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were right the other day. I think you said 16ft. I think.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever it is. And then it's apparently very difficult to get insurance for them if you're a homeowner. So people are just taking them down because they're incredibly dangerous. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't have that sudden slant. That's where people were getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

When you say people were getting it.

[Pat Godwin]

They were hitting their.

[Chick McGee]

I mean. Yeah, you can get terrible injuries because.

[Tom Griswold]

You'D have that big eight foot deep.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it would go up.

[Chick McGee]

But I think. I think it's now required to be even deeper. But sorry, that's it's topic.

[Christy Lee]

Drew also sent us some Confucius jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

You remember these? I love the man who farteth in.

[Chick McGee]

Church sitting on pew.

[Christy Lee]

Confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. And Confucius say, oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's whole week.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard that one.

[Pat Godwin]

These are pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

It's A whole week.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That's seven days, Josh. Me and you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or, or the Andre G thing. You have to have a stainless steel too.

[Christy Lee]

Drew is a big Donnie Irish fan, so there you go. Thank you, Drew. Bob Leftset's podcast has a good interview.

[Chick McGee]

For the most part. Donnie Iris takes a while to get up and running. But Donnie's a nice guy, great guy, fun guy. And of course, if you're not familiar with his music, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

Aliyah could be the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

And the Jaggers rock pops. Rap. Rap. They call him the rap.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was in that. Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

And that's, that's by the way, rapper. Not as in hip hop rapper. Just to clarify, I just thought it was necessary for those that are conversing with contemporary culture. Josh, you know what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't, I don't. But I, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt. I know because it is spelled R A P P E R, but I know it's not a rap artist, it's a talker. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it could go either way. There's also the imp implication that it's a non consensual violent.

[Christy Lee]

No. Your ham fisted attempt to include all of us in the complaint was awkward as two piece.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Let's move forward here. Coming up, we have a bizarre story about circumcision and an aspect of it that I was completely unaware of in contemporary culture in an odd country. Okay, by odd, I mean something that is not the usa. Thank you. Later.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I am.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee. Hey, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom Weird letter.

[Chick McGee]

We've been off and on talking about. About nicknames.

[Christy Lee]

You know, as weird as you are, you shouldn't be allowed to use the word weird. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Picture of.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

But also here's. That bothers me. You've ever been to Austin, Texas?

[Christy Lee]

Me? Me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've been there once or twice.

[Chick McGee]

Rhetorical.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, sure. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'd love to hear about it. They have that motto, keep Boston weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which is great. And it's theirs.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Then you go other places and they have everybody. Local city.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That is really dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it'll say, like, I'm just throwing a name out here. It'll say, keep Topeka weird. Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was. I mean, the first time I saw it, it was Austin, so I assume they invented it. Maybe they. Who knows? But it's. It's sort of like where the NFL has. All of a sudden, every team has the exact same generic mascot out there.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

They're not allowing anyone to do that.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true. That's the worst simile I've ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can use the word simile.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just going to throw it around, see what happens. I'm not exactly sure of the definition, but it sounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't Austin's now. Keep Austin full of rich Californian transplants.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the new T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Hasn't it become less weird and more.

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand true Austinites are fleeing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the hell out of going to Boise.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, Bob had gone to Boise. That'd be all right.

[Chick McGee]

And it's Boise, remember?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I'm trying to say Boise.

[Chick McGee]

Boise now. So anyways, I'm sorry. We were talking about nicknames and we've had some really cool ones people have had over the years. This guy said, dear Bob and Tom show. There were guys, two guys two years ahead of me in high school. Bone Cutter and Whitehead.

[Josh Arnold]

Bone Cutter is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Those are the. However great nicknames.

[Chick McGee]

I thought those were their nicknames. Turns out they're real last names.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Whitehead's a little tough because you think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know a great guy that has that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I do not know anybody named Bonecutter.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great last name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you think that his family. At one point in history. Sure. A bone cutter.

[Christy Lee]

Probably like a surgeon or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a butcher.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that. That would be a cool nickname, though. Bone Cut.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that what they've said about the name of Johnson? That's John Son. That's where Johnson came.

[Chick McGee]

What about Dixon?

[Christy Lee]

That's Dick's son. But aren't we all a son of the Dick? I think we are, if you really think about it.

[Chick McGee]

If you really, really.

[Christy Lee]

Why I'm talking like this.

[Chick McGee]

I like that guy. Where were we? Do you have any more letters over there?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. This is just a nice letter about Java House. Oh, and then I got two of these. And then this one says, I just saw the Java House commercial, a la Office Space.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to explain what this is?

[Josh Arnold]

We beat the hell out of a Keurig machine is what we do.

[Christy Lee]

Hola. When they beat up the printer in the office. Out with the baseball bats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He goes. I love the part at the end where you're dancing around. Is that. Is that viewable on the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Social media platforms. That's from Sean in Cape Coral, Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love Cape Coral.

[Chick McGee]

And then speaking of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh was telling me this bizarre story about coral reefs. Remember this story you were telling?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, there was. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't be sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

What was the story again, John?

[Pat Godwin]

What was the story?

[Josh Arnold]

There. There was this coral that was dying, and they didn't really know what the heck was going on, if it was climate or if it was other things. And so they closed it down because it wasn't particularly nice for people. There had been scuba divers all over and they went, nah, maybe don't swim next to that one. After six months, the coral started like, or some amount of time, they started coming back to life and they realized there had been no swimmers there. What had been killing it was sunscreen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Which I, I. Who knew? I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

And right after you told that story, I was on some website or something about. I think it was a travel website, and they said, this is a dive spot, but you are not allowed to wear sunscreen. I think it has to be a certain. Like a mineral brand or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's also one of those things, like, well, what do we do now? We either don't wear sunscreen and get cancer or we wear sunscreen and get cancer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Kill all the coral reefs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wear a shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, I do that anyway.

[Chick McGee]

And a hat.

[Christy Lee]

I don't wear.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'll wear.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna have to start wearing hats.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I do wear a hat because you're gonna.

[Chick McGee]

When the top of your head gets sunburned.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it's Happening. It's happening. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, vacation, a sunny spot. What's the process for Tom? Getting ready to go down to the pool or go down to oce.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

On the beach.

[Chick McGee]

I have a full zip hoodie.

[Christy Lee]

Full zip hoodie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't like. I don't like the ones you put on over your.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like ones you pull over your head.

[Chick McGee]

No, I can't wear long sleeve. Especially when they're wet getting them off. I'm so claustrophobic. I think I'm gonna. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

That's awful. You don't care for the popover hood?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

It's full zip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, full zip. It took me a while to find one. A full zip. But they're special. They're made for swimming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. SPF in them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Hoodie. And then the reason the hoodie is because I was originally just had a full zip like a shirt. And then the back of your neck gets completely fried in the back of your ears and the top of your ears if you're wearing like a baseball cap. So now it's. You wear a full like.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

What do you call those?

[Christy Lee]

French Foreign Legion hat.

[Chick McGee]

Either a French Foreign Legion hat or one of those ones that's got an entire brim, like your, you know, bee farmer or whatever the hell it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It has a flap in the back that goes down your neck.

[Christy Lee]

You're close. I think it's a B. Arthur hat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, You. And then zinc oxide all over the face.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So you look like you're doing it. It's like kabuki makeup.

[Pat Godwin]

Got your hands covered, too.

[Chick McGee]

On. You put that on the backs of your hand. Back of your hands. Yeah. Otherwise. Yeah, it's a good look. Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

So why did you.

[Chick McGee]

That's quite a look you wear. You wear like long beach pants.

[Christy Lee]

They're baggy and stay inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why do you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Go out at night?

[Chick McGee]

I don't even like going.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a mole man.

[Josh Arnold]

He pray he is dressed like Claude Rain.

[Pat Godwin]

He's on the beach. Stay inside.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh, boy. You can't beat this.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's completely bandaged with weird glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Welders, goggles off. Nothing like being at the beach.

[Pat Godwin]

When did Daddy the Vampire come swimming?

[Chick McGee]

And then I. I rent one of those tents.

[Christy Lee]

Sure you do. And a tent.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they have a. Yeah. They don't call them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Beach umbrella.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was like a cabana.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I got that. Why do you put all that stuff on just to get into a cabana?

[Chick McGee]

Because you got to walk to the cabana and I sunburned so quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

Use an umbrella. Maybe you should start carrying an umbrella.

[Chick McGee]

I do that when I'm walking the dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

A parasol?

[Tom Griswold]

You, Harry, you carry an umbrella when you walk the dogs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, all the time. Especially in what? Rain.

[Josh Arnold]

You are an 80 year old Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

Woman, I take it. When I'd go to watch the soccer.

[Christy Lee]

We love you, but you are three foot long.

[Josh Arnold]

Visors.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take an umbrella to watch the girls soccer games. It's hot out there.

[Josh Arnold]

What a Nancy with his parasol.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, did you hear? Tom's here. Tom's here. Oh, really? Which one is he? Oh, wait a minute. I see him. He's the one with the umbrella.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Mary Popp, my dermatologist.

[Chick McGee]

I'm one of her favorite patients.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll bet you were there all the time.

[Christy Lee]

You're not. You're not anybody's favorite anything. Okay, stop that for right now.

[Chick McGee]

You ever heard of the story about the guy getting the. He's at the doctor. This is a guy. Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the doctor's office and he's getting. You know that thing they have to do with the. And so the doctor, he's. This guy's bent over the table and the doctor has his finger in the. No, no place. And the doctor goes. The doctor goes, now don't get an erection, Larry. And the guy goes, my name is Larry. The doctor goes, I know my name is Larry. He's telling himself the doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Damn fine joke.

[Chick McGee]

Incredibly aroused by the penetration of the. Oh, sorry. We are going to get back on track here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the Aurelioto Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff, Oscar's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you gonna say hi to Jeff in Spanish? He's got that Cuban shirt on.

[Christy Lee]

The doily shirt that he wears.

[Chick McGee]

That's that Miami Cuban look, right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You got the how do I describe it? You've got ugly. Oh. You got kind of like two racing stripes from the shoulder going straight down. It's a very Cuban look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Calls them doilies.

[Chick McGee]

But no, no, no, it's not doy. Well, it's that pattern.

[Christy Lee]

It's not decorative, but it's extra material. That. That's doilies.

[Chick McGee]

It's very South Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very Cosmo Kramer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe not everybody could pull that off.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff can, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, according to Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly think Chick would look great in that shirt.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I. No. I'm kind of wondering if I should wear this shirt anymore.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

That looks good. All these new shirts look really good.

[Chick McGee]

I think this. I don't think I can be taken seriously with a shirt like this.

[Pat Godwin]

Why is that?

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's the shirt?

[Chick McGee]

It has.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's what you say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

The man thought it was his cloth.

[Christy Lee]

Love you.

[Chick McGee]

This shirt. This shirt has no gravitas, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

You could come in here in a clown outfit.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

You wear a button down Henley golf shirt every day. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but this one, I think that the flare of the white collar, I think it's a little too.

[Christy Lee]

You think a white collar is flare?

[Josh Arnold]

And there's some mild piping on the.

[Tom Griswold]

On the inside of the shirt. No one sees.

[Chick McGee]

I just think it's hard to take someone seriously wearing this shirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would be more worried about the hat.

[Chick McGee]

The hat. I got to protect the head.

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost white. I mean, he's fine. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've got about 30 of these exact same hats. And because you have to wash them every couple days.

[Josh Arnold]

Island Canyon, it says.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what it says. The thing is, it's the perfect fit.

[Josh Arnold]

Fire Island.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, it says. Yes. Insert.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is Fire Island?

[Tom Griswold]

Right outside New York City.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll be behind the couch.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it. So it's not a tropical place at all?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. It's like on Long Island.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be hotter than hell. I got you right now. It's time to.

[Christy Lee]

Is that where patient Zero was?

[Chick McGee]

Are we. Let's. Are we gonna visit the sports page?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, what?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think patient Zero was in Toronto, wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Depends on which one.

[Christy Lee]

Flight attendant, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's see. NFL has suspended former Ravens kicker Justin Tucker for the first 10 weeks next season for violating the league's personal conduct policy.

[Chick McGee]

Is he playing for anybody?

[Christy Lee]

He was cut by the Ravens. He is not. He's a free agent.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this Justin Tucker, the bad mother?

[Christy Lee]

Inappropriate sexual behavior by massage therapist. I believe his count was 13. Of course, nowhere near the record of Deshaun Watts is 25.

[Chick McGee]

Or any team owners, are they nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Deshaun Watson still playing, too, Or.

[Christy Lee]

Well, as Chick always says, Sean Watson's coming back.

[Chick McGee]

If this guy's any good, someone will pick him up.

[Christy Lee]

Someone will pick him up.

[Chick McGee]

But didn't he fade very quickly?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. He was not kicking well there toward the end anyway. He was missing a lot of kicks.

[Chick McGee]

At one point, he was considered the best.

[Christy Lee]

At one point, he was considered the best ever. That's exactly. Why am I repeating everything?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just. I forget. I was. I just kind of asking.

[Christy Lee]

Dodger show. Hey, Ohtani.

[Tom Griswold]

It does work if you have the right information.

[Chick McGee]

If the guy's name were Sequan Otani, we'd go Quan Otani. Because you're asking the crowd to say it.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, do you miss the days of the Kicking Mule?

[Christy Lee]

You're talking, of course, of the amazing Gus the Football Kicking Mule. Yes, amazing. Now I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Who did he play for?

[Christy Lee]

I believe Bob Crane was in that. As the football coach.

[Josh Arnold]

I would like. I have to revisit that movie because.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen it since I was.

[Christy Lee]

A cast from Gus the Field Goal.

[Josh Arnold]

But I want to know how they.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember what.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Josh Arnold]

What loophole they found that allowed.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm not sure how he made it onto an NFL team, but he sure did, didn't he? As far as I can remember.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't. Isn't Gus a Greek name?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Augustus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that word comes from Gus.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe Gustavo.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how. What does that have to do with a Kicking mule?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the name of them.

[Chick McGee]

Any way we can get to Greek style to continue the previous theme of.

[Tom Griswold]

This program in your head?

[Josh Arnold]

Because there was also Francis the Talking Mule.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what was his story?

[Christy Lee]

The Fabulous Donald o' Connor dance around him. Not only. Well, no, not much.

[Pat Godwin]

Latter years when he got older.

[Chick McGee]

So I say I'm conf. Does Gus the Kicking Mule not speak?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he speaks.

[Christy Lee]

No, Gus is not. No, he's too busy kicking game on field.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he understands.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a. Is there like a really erotic massage?

[Tom Griswold]

Gus is a 1970s. What's wrong with him today?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's how we got to this. It's about this guy taking advantage of masseuses.

[Tom Griswold]

Gus is a 1976 Disney film about a football Team called the California Atoms.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Okay with the Atoms.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

You remember the Atoms?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

They weren't in the league very long.

[Chick McGee]

The Atoms?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Atoms.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody on the team had to be like, what is.

[Josh Arnold]

They were a fan of Hemingway's Nick Adams story.

[Chick McGee]

What is the. Why would they be the atom?

[Christy Lee]

Does it have the cast?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. There was no nuclear.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would. Why would a mule be kicking?

[Christy Lee]

I think the bigger question is.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all know that donkey.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course, you know, when the Adams work their way down the field, when they get inside the 40, they're setting up for Gus, the field goal kicking. Golly, Win the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Gus stars Ed Asner, Don Knotts, Gary Grimes, Tim Conway.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this has to be revisited.

[Tom Griswold]

Liberty Williams, Dick Van Patten, and Harold Gould.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love Harold Gould.

[Christy Lee]

Hell, this has got the feather and father gang. This has got everything in it. Holy hell.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I missed it.

[Josh Arnold]

1.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst team in the NFL. They've won a game. They haven't won a game in years. But they discovered Gus the mule can cook a 100 yard field.

[Christy Lee]

100 yards.

[Chick McGee]

100 yards. And the. The commissioner has no problem if they.

[Christy Lee]

Get inside their own 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're in range for Gus.

[Chick McGee]

Who plays the NFL commissioner. That allows them to have Gus on the team?

[Christy Lee]

Probably Harold Gould, I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who I'd like it to be is the guy from McHale's navy. The stodgy Joe Flynn. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love that guy.

[Chick McGee]

God, he was great. Lead bottom, terrific actor. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But when the Adams get headed toward the super bowl, some crooks steel Gus, replace him with just an ordinary mule.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is no idea.

[Christy Lee]

They'll never notice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the ending is tragic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Gus is accused of making unwanted advances on his groomer. And then 12 previous groomers come out and say, yes. You know Gus. Gus would pound out in Morse code. Happy ending.

[Christy Lee]

What is it? When Eddie Murphy's. Is it Eddie Murphy playing Randy Watson and his band Sexual Chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And he's accused of his congregation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. Chick.

[Christy Lee]

And the woman stands up and go, yeah, he slicked me, too.

[Chick McGee]

He slicked me.

[Tom Griswold]

This cast is amazing. Johnny Unitas, Bob Crane, Dick Buckus.

[Josh Arnold]

Now this is for Francis the talking mule.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. No, this is in Gus. Oh, these are all people in j.

[Christy Lee]

All star cast.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy, Bosley did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Bosley.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now Richie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Shohei Ohtani. And just a second here.

[Chick McGee]

I just found out more Gus news. Did you mention that he's from Yugoslavia.

[Josh Arnold]

The actor. I mean, the real mule or the.

[Chick McGee]

No, the plot. Is they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, indeed. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Because you know how international the NFL's getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The NBA wasn't in the 70s. Incredibly international.

[Tom Griswold]

Gus is from Yugoslavia. He is correct. He was a soccer star.

[Chick McGee]

Was the first international. Was it Gary a premian or something? Was that the first.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna go with the. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnson root.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. Kicked for the Jet Brothers. They kind of started the NFL AFL merger. I. For the kickers, because the Giants signed him. And there.

[Chick McGee]

There were a handful of Canadian guys, of course. But now so international that I think the. The entry for the international players was Gus the Yugoslavian.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it sure sounds mule. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what's the. One more time. What's the mule, horse, donkey thing?

[Christy Lee]

Gogalax. The Pete Gogalak. Pete Gogalak and I think Charlie Gogalak was his brother. And they came in. Yeah. 66 were the gogalax.

[Chick McGee]

Is the mule the one that's real stubborn?

[Josh Arnold]

They say stubborn is a mule.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then donkeys are a little more like docile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they'll speak. Mules keep it to themselves. I'm not talking to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that's the most Gus has gotten attention.

[Chick McGee]

Tell you what, ESPN's not going to cover this story.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it on Disney plus or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you got Apple probably has it or one of those you threaded up this afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the tagline.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please. I love these.

[Chick McGee]

Gus. This is the real. The story of a mule with a kick, stronger than a horse and smarter than the quarterback. That's just mean.

[Christy Lee]

What's that say about the quarterback?

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

And Gus has to communicate with a hand handler who's also a translator because Gus doesn't speak English in the movie. We've got to see this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on Disney plus and Apple TV and Amazon Prime. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm watching it every day.

[Christy Lee]

This weekend I'm gonna start doing lines from it.

[Pat Godwin]

The mule has a translator. He doesn't speak English.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, come on.

[Chick McGee]

He has a better aim than the. The boyfriend of the lady who owns the team.

[Christy Lee]

And smarter.

[Chick McGee]

He keeps getting in the wrong. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Smarter than the quarterback.

[Chick McGee]

Keep me with our theme. You know the old joke where the guys are playing golf in Tokyo? What mean wrong hole. Mister.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to do something.

[Pat Godwin]

This has been every day.

[Chick McGee]

Right now I want to say hello to our friends at Java House. Tell me about Java House, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Java House? They're great. In fact, I'M having an arctic freeze right now. And the great thing about it is all I had to do was peel and pour little pods. Pour it in the water.

[Chick McGee]

Here's one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. That's all you got to do. Hot, cold, doesn't matter. You can use. You can do coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Look what I made this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you make? Oh, little iced tea.

[Chick McGee]

Java House iced tea.

[Christy Lee]

You should hear him, everybody. Can you imagine walking around with a pitcher? He's got the glass pitcher. You don't have to do this to enjoy Java House. But he's got a ornate glass pitcher, and he was like, six bucks. It's, like, crisp.

[Tom Griswold]

The mango black tea is my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I did the previous one that I had?

[Christy Lee]

I know. I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

I took it out of the dishwasher here because I. You run it in the dishwasher. I got here at 4 in the morning, put in the dishwasher, took it out, and I filled it with ice.

[Tom Griswold]

And it exploded because it was still hot.

[Pat Godwin]

It was hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you not go to science class?

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding? That was so boring. That's why I like to give advice about medical matters.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, and our. And our big tip from this weekend. I'm going to do the salted Karma Jar caramel java over ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I want to tell people that's what you got to do this weekend. And I believe this offer ends. I think it may end Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, get on it. I'm gonna do it right now.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Java House. Coming up, we have more sporting news. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

If you say so, Tom. It's your show. I'm just. Just hanging out.

[Chick McGee]

We have bizarre news about circumcision today. Circumcision and international politics. Circumcision and the threat of. I think I'll borrow a line from a movie. When the president of a country says. Excuse me while I whip this out. Ladies and gentlemen, it's on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Race the rudders.

[Christy Lee]

Raise the sails. Race the sails.

[Pat Godwin]

Captain, an unidentified ship is approaching.

[Christy Lee]

Over. Roger.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait.

[Christy Lee]

Is that an enterprise sales solution?

[Pat Godwin]

Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

We'll even give you a $100 credit on your next campaign.

[Christy Lee]

Get started today at LinkedIn.com results, terms and conditions apply. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Pat Godwin. Hello. Jeff Osk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

Dace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Occupying the sports desk right now. What else is happening over there in.

[Josh Arnold]

The world of sports?

[Christy Lee]

Well, here's where we are already. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A team.

[Christy Lee]

A team.

[Chick McGee]

This is great. This is an international team, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

So a bunch of weirdos of expert.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, a team of experts. Anybody got a guess for the noun? Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Expert.

[Pat Godwin]

Drove.

[Christy Lee]

But that's a good doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Experts should come. A verb.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody want to guess the noun Grove?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why, but miners came to mind.

[Christy Lee]

A team of expert domino artists.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Domino artists.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I said that.

[Chick McGee]

I know, but I mean, think about that for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this like Subway Artists where they make pizzas or they.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. This is like stacking those.

[Christy Lee]

They set a Guinness World Record for the tallest freestanding structure built entirely from stack stacked dominoes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, I'm sure the world record for stacked dominoes is pizza boxes in your garage before recycling day.

[Christy Lee]

Now, which came first, that joke or this record?

[Pat Godwin]

Fashion Day.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, no, he brought. When he's trying to distract from the quality content of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. I love domino displays. I do.

[Christy Lee]

No dominoes. If you're knocking them all over. Yeah, I'm in. If you're stacking them.

[Chick McGee]

Pass.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, is that. They don't get to knock them over.

[Chick McGee]

The woman who leads this team is famous for. Care about her domino.

[Christy Lee]

Not gonna say her name.

[Josh Arnold]

It's records out there is dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure is her penises up there that big?

[Christy Lee]

The team constructed a domino tower reaching an official height of 33ft, 2.74 inches inches. Roughly the height, the story says, of a standard utility pole.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder who wrote that. Oh, boy. That is really, really something.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like A totem pole. It's a variety of colors.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't. I think it's cheating a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

There's no glue involved.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'd be impressed.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a base.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I'd be impressed if the base were the same width as the top.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the Empire State Building.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. And therefore it's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think any engineer would tell you structurally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. That's why it's not interesting. Because they just built a structure where as opposed to doing something really challenging, which is to keep it the same.

[Chick McGee]

I thought with your artistic bent, you would get bent.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you say, for example, the Chrysler Building. Vastly more interesting than the standard cube. Doms.

[Tom Griswold]

I love art deco.

[Chick McGee]

Similarly, this has the various. What's the word in English? Combo. Say D. Say smaller as they go upper.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was this chick?

[Chick McGee]

It's in D.C. right?

[Christy Lee]

The record breaking build took place inside the National Building Museum in Washington, dc. And don't cheat yourself. Plan the whole weekend with the kids.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a weird domino's.

[Christy Lee]

Not black. National Building Museum.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's inside, so there's no wind to knock it down.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone who knows anything about track and field knows a wind aided record is just. Now it doesn't count. And I think we have to give credit where credit is due to Ms. Lily Heavish. Screw her. Known online as Heavish 5.

[Christy Lee]

Known online. Get a load of this crap. The international team included five Americans, three Dutch participants, one Belgian and one German. Working meticulously over the course of five days, the group used no adhesives or internal support signs everywhere. Relying solely on balance.

[Chick McGee]

No dogs or toddlers. When we brought little Jimmy by dog.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. So this heavish slit. She's known on YouTube for her elaborate chain reactions and kinetic art.

[Josh Arnold]

We would have loved to have seen some of those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not this boring. Oh, there's a totem pole looking thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I put one on top of another on top of another.

[Christy Lee]

Here we are. I sure am a building museum. Is that the Transamerica Building? I think the fact that she was.

[Chick McGee]

Able to corral a bunch of other international nerds and get them together to do this is fun and important.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

People aren't getting along in today's world, but they are. Isn't that nice?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna get heroes work.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And none of them got laid. Okay, good. Have you ever seen the. The thing made with the. The Bob and Tom faces that they trip one of the dominoes and they go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That is really cool. We could, we can, should repost.

[Christy Lee]

Once again though, not just a standing height. Dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I love those domino things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do too.

[Christy Lee]

Very cool.

[Chick McGee]

We by the way, speaking of it, did we post the photograph of me in my full sun regalia? I sent.

[Christy Lee]

We have several pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I, me wearing the entire how I deal with the sun outfit.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're gonna be that way too, Josh. Maybe I should.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know, not as much.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's, he's swarthy.

[Josh Arnold]

I go outside for 10 minutes and I start to get a little tan and that's, I just increase the increments. I'm outside during the spring and then I don't burn in the summer. So I've got my own system. But I, you know, I'm careful with my head.

[Chick McGee]

In what way? Okay. There's a photograph of me in full regalia.

[Josh Arnold]

Suntan lotion, hats, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Shades.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

All you need is a scythe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

It would be nice if we could see a full body. But that's just your head. Well, that could be anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You scare your children.

[Christy Lee]

Of course he does. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you really can't see how pasty white I am in that photograph because I really lay on the zinc oxide. I go full kabuki. There you go. Okay. Hello again, if you're just joining us, hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio and this is the Bob and Tom program. Happy to be here covering every aspect of contemporary sports today and domino building. I think this, I think this is.

[Josh Arnold]

The least interesting thing you can do with dominoes. Yeah. Stack them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

How tall is that? Well, I don't know. Let's measure.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go up one more foot, fellas. Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

It might fall over.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the dance.

[Pat Godwin]

Where you going, everybody?

[Chick McGee]

You think about this?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't want to think about it.

[Chick McGee]

If at any point and during this five day period, any one of the dominoes, like you said, a little light breeze and it's over. This is a very delicate operation.

[Josh Arnold]

I would pay so much money to watch Chick run through it. Just tackle that tower of dominoes.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if it's still up or if it, if, you know, the air conditioning popped on and fell down.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not still up. Anyone listening?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much. Now, now Josh is here to entertain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, anything. I, I, I can burp into the microphone. Anything will be Better.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee is right over there.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there she is.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Enlighten us into the world.

[Josh Arnold]

You really loved the.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

That domino story.

[Chick McGee]

It's fun. No, it's not fun.

[Christy Lee]

It's not fun.

[Chick McGee]

You should like it. The idea of fun is this woman is. First of all, she's corralling like eight people. Which line?

[Tom Griswold]

Getting that.

[Chick McGee]

Getting them to. Getting boys to do your bidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, a woman talked eight nerds into doing something for her? Like, there's nothing easier in the world.

[Chick McGee]

I think she'll show us her movie when she gets on the ladder. I got a little glimpse of Beave.

[Christy Lee]

At last. Someone. You know what said something worse?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes. We're thinking is that accent, that guy, he's one of the Danes. Very odd. Christie's at the Silac Insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to this story out of Armenia so that you'll.

[Chick McGee]

Great story.

[Christy Lee]

Great story.

[Chick McGee]

Wait till you hear this. Hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

Armenia's prime minister, Nicole Pashinyan is offering to expose his male member to prove that he's a Christian.

[Chick McGee]

According to. Now, this. This. This gets a little complicated. So this guy is the head honcho of this country and he's has announced to the people he is going to expose himself. Take his pants off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're gonna get to that.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, what is it about.

[Christy Lee]

You that you feel like you have to explain what she just clearly said?

[Chick McGee]

Well, because. You'll see in a sec. Keep reading it.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the BBC, Mr. Pashinya and the Armenian Apostolic Church have been embroiled in a bitter standoff that has seen mass arrests as well as allegations of a coup plot. Last week, a priest in the town of massis alleged that Mr. Pashinyan had been circumcised, comparing him to Judas and implying that he was not Christian. Mr. Pashinyan responded by saying he was prepared to expose his penis to prove to the world that these circumcision claims are false.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty clear to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what wasn't clear to me is in Armenia, their culture, you don't get circumcised.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Fully intact. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Right. If you're circumcised, it would be. And that's kind of the opposite. I mean, don't you think? In America.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. In America. Yes. But even in European countries, most Christians are circumcised.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I didn't understand. Yeah. So. Yeah. So in that. In that country, you don't get the tip cut off if you're if you are a. Whatever it is. Apostolic Christian. I mean, can you imagine if that were happening in this country during the debates?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, didn't it kind of feel like it almost came to that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think Hross. I think Hross Perot threatened. Hey, look, I'm five. Five, but I'm going to whip off my pants right now, and you can see that I'm circumcised like an Englishman.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob's the only Armenian I know. Is he circumcised? Circumcised?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a great question, but he was born in the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's probably.

[Josh Arnold]

And a lot of Englishmen are not circumcised. Tom, when you read cut like an Englishman means chiseled and fit, it does not mean circumcised.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. There's a movie where a guy says.

[Josh Arnold]

That, and what he says is, he's cut like an Englishman, meaning he's made out of good stock.

[Tom Griswold]

He's nothing to do with you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding? You mean a dick observation is incorrect. All these years, I thought that was a big dick thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to tell you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are we.

[Christy Lee]

Are we still on the air? No. Anywhere at all.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was an incredible story. So I can see you guys don't feel so much.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he didn't whip it out. I mean, it's. He's just saying, hey, if you want proof, I've got it. So it's almost a story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he got that going.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? Yes. Yes, it is almost a story.

[Pat Godwin]

Next week, it might be a story.

[Chick McGee]

And if he does. If he does, we'll have photographs, graphic.

[Christy Lee]

Proof we were here first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thank you. And then I'll get to go. Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy, have you ever seen one that was in the wild? Untamed, if you will?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I did. High school football team.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody in this room, you don't have to. Just by show of hands, Anybody fully.

[Josh Arnold]

Seen them in the wild, or are we all. Are we all circumcised? Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Zasuke, I thought you were kind of on the fence.

[Jeff Oskay]

My son's not.

[Chick McGee]

Not. There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't have my son's circumstances.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Did you keep the. Is. Is the. Is the bris the actual tip, or is that the. The guy that does. It's the mo.

[Christy Lee]

Ceremonies.

[Chick McGee]

What's the. What do they call the tip thing that comes up?

[Christy Lee]

The tip, I believe the foreskin or the forekin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's not a name for it.

[Christy Lee]

I believe we have a picture of the penis in question.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm being told we have a picture of the penis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

As you can see, it is hooded.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's fully intact.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's got the pink.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, pink. That's a pink on the tongue.

[Chick McGee]

That's a picture of me.

[Tom Griswold]

He got you.

[Christy Lee]

You caught us.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your son okay with not.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we don't talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't talk about it?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, not. Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I know this is going to be. I. I had a friend whose dad got circumcised as an adult right. When he joined the army.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I know a famous band that had that done.

[Josh Arnold]

Done.

[Chick McGee]

The whole band?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. They're from Australia. You may know who they are. Little Saturday Night Fever. Those guys had a D late in life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

All of them?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Pretty sure.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what, just before their voices got real?

[Christy Lee]

Am I supposed to ask you how in the hell you know that?

[Pat Godwin]

It was happening when I first had met them down in Miami.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That was very late in life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Apparently. Apparently it's quite painful. Painful?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's exactly what I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you're right. Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

When I had mine done, I couldn't walk for two years.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care what you say, that's solid comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if your son Jeff is considering having it done.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, no, I don't think it's been an issue. Yeah, so far.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And even weirder, there's also a process. This is really weird. Men who have had. Had the traditional circumcision that wanted to. To undo it.

[Tom Griswold]

So they stretch it on the.

[Chick McGee]

There's a whole thing where they put weights on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I think if you want to know more about that, just Google mental illness.

[Tom Griswold]

And now there's no reason to throw names.

[Chick McGee]

Get over it. Coming up in the news, more dumb health ideas.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

We have news about allowances. That's very interesting. Do you give your kid an allowance? And what's the average allowance in America today? We have a song coming from Mr. Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And another one of my favorite stories of today involves something from the world of science and the world of color. It's really cool. Really interesting. I'm very excited about this, and I'm excited about coming back soon to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where we remain the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways.

[Chick McGee]

To tell you that Mint's offer of.

[Christy Lee]

Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back.

[Chick McGee]

So I thought it would be fun.

[Christy Lee]

If we made $15 bills. But it turns out out that's very illegal.

[Chick McGee]

So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Give it a try@mint mobile.com Switch upfront.

[Chick McGee]

Payment of 45 for 3 month plan equivalent to 15 per month required new customer offer for first 3 months only. Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of networks busy. Taxes and fees extra. See mint mobile.com Ales around the corner.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Several nocturnal animals might knock on a window. Raccoon, possums and certain birds. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have conversation about what she's talking about. There's Pat Godwin. There's Jeff Oskay. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Big doings at Christie's house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, in my house, too. It's a weird season for animal life.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's weird temperatures too. Check local estate. I know. We might have different temperatures while you're listening. I know. So last night, Christy makes the announcement during the commercial. Do you know anything that knocks on your door in the middle of the night?

[Tom Griswold]

It was on the window in the middle of the night. Something went, I'm not joking. I mean, my dogs went crazy. I woke up. And of course Andy goes, what's going on?

[Christy Lee]

He wakes up, what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you not hear that? He goes, no, no. And I go, something knocked on the window.

[Chick McGee]

I was having a dream about escaping.

[Christy Lee]

Look, I had a long day. I just wanted a couple hours of sack time. What do I get?

[Chick McGee]

Me and the vistas of Montana. No talking.

[Christy Lee]

I've changed my name to Leonard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Raccoon stealing the car.

[Tom Griswold]

So I looked it up and it says raccoons, possums and certain birds, like owls are known to make noises against windows in the middle of the night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Typically birds still as they smash into it and die.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you find him the next morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go out there and look, but I, I'm not going out until the sun rises.

[Chick McGee]

I'm watering my flowers. I got one of my dogs with me and I look up and there's a coyote, maybe 40ft away from licking.

[Tom Griswold]

His chops at your dog.

[Chick McGee]

5:30 in the afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

Must be rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

There's two dogs.

[Christy Lee]

You see a coyote or a fox or anything, they're sick.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's true for raccoons during the day. I don't think it's true for this guy, this coyote. He looked perfectly healthy and he jogged off and went over to my neighbor's house.

[Christy Lee]

Actually. When a raccoon knocks at your door in the middle of the night, they need to use your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

They're not. They're not up to speed. And a lot of us don't have landlines anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. They're slowly getting the message.

[Chick McGee]

I did a little more research on that exciting story about the prime minister of Armenia.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, he has offered to show his male member to the public because he's been accused by a representative of the Armenian Apostolic Church who has accused him of being a. Of being circumcised. And in this particular religion, you do not get circumcised. And it's really a serious issue. And I guess this guy, his name is Mr. Pashinyan Nicole Pashinian. And he is of. Obviously he's Armenian. He's head honcho in Armenia. He has said he will expose his penis to prove that he is not circumcised. And I guess I didn't know this. They had. It's not a regular Sunday morning show. They have really meet the penis. Ah, yeah. It's a great. You know, this does not happen in American politics, except perhaps during the Clinton administration when he offered to show it to a series of interns. See, he liked it.

[Christy Lee]

See, he likes the.

[Chick McGee]

And. But yeah, so he's doing this in response to being called out by the head religious guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The head of the Apostolic Church there.

[Chick McGee]

Guy named Massis, says he's. He accuses the Armenian prime minister of. Of being circumcised. So now it's odd because there are certain other religions where the head guys would say, yeah, show it to me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not funny.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see an adult one. An adult one.

[Pat Godwin]

Hear that, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. Jeff, you gonna want to go have some coffee?

[Jeff Oskay]

How about some pancakes?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. Oh, I'm sorry. We are going to return to this to the SILAC insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Troopers in Florida arrested a man for driving 115mph with a baby in the car. Florida highway patrol said trooper saw the 29 year old, speeding, weaving through traffic and nearly crashing while trying to avoid a mattress on i75. When a trooper pulled the car over, he found a woman in the passenger seat and her 10 month old infant in the back. The driver said he had been arguing with the passenger and was not paying attention to his speed. The trooper, however, has picked up the man's phone and noticed it was playing a Snapchat video showing the car's speedometer registering 113mph.

[Josh Arnold]

They were making a video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. He was arrested for reckless driving and child negle.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the thing. See how fast I'm going?

[Tom Griswold]

That's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

I can remember Snapchat.

[Josh Arnold]

What is this, 10 years ago?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids are still using it. Some of them. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you know the main freeway that goes along the coast of Florida on the east coast?

[Pat Godwin]

East Coast 95.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's, it's like eight lanes each way. I can remember on many occasions driving to the Fort Lauderdale airport early on a Sunday morning and guys would go by on motorcycles doing wheelies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, going 80.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was. Because I used to have to do that, run a lot and I would see it all the time. Real, real badass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're not badass. They're real dumbass.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it scares the hell out of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

A motorcycle has a tendency to creep up on you in a way. Like the sound, all of a sudden it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. This guy's on one wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If he falls off this thing, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna be really hurt.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Road rash himself to nothing.

[Christy Lee]

So you say they're badasses instead of foolish?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, just, it's. They're crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Must be a thrill. But yeah, that's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've. I see it every once in a while. I just saw it here about a month. Month ago. But, but it was on just a regular street.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And. And when they do that, it does make quite the noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. So this guy just doing it to make a little video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Endangering the life of a child.

[Josh Arnold]

Idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Chick McGee]

What if there's a special section as you check into hell for morons that are here because they were trying to get on social media. Here's the Facebook section.

[Christy Lee]

And then have to be. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now you'll notice that there's an older crowd in the morons that were on MySpace section.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I think I'll go into that section. It seems that they're Granted, they are standing neck deep in feces, but they're drinking coffee, having cigarettes. I'll go in there.

[Chick McGee]

Then what happens?

[Josh Arnold]

Goes in, the door closes and you hear an announcement. All right. Breaks over. Back on your heads. The class classics.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is argued in the cars with somebody.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, this guy claimed that he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was arguing with this. With his lady.

[Pat Godwin]

If a real. A real argument in the car can be brutal. And I have. I have something for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Those can be really rough. Waiting for the guitar to arrive.

[Chick McGee]

So this is still the intro.

[Pat Godwin]

I tried to make a of lot. I have tried to make her smile I only have another 500 miles.

[Christy Lee]

We'Re.

[Pat Godwin]

Driving to her parents she knows I hate to go she's all ticked off and the traffic is slow we had a little spat, had another fight she's still furious from late last night she's mad as hell Here come the tears when we finally get there she'll be counting my beats Years I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive like being trapped with bees in a bottle and it's an angry hive I'm driving a new ev but it's not a quiet ride no. I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive I tried to make her laugh tried to make her smile I only have another 400 miles she's annoyed about something stupid I said she's getting real loud and her face is all red she's got a pissed off list her own top 10 never forget she's mad all over again she's ripping me a new one Talking some trash she's spitting on the windshield and pounding the dash I'm stuck in in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive like being pinned by a grizzly bear there's no chance that you'll survive I wish a tractor trailer had hit me I'd crawl out the other side no, I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour drive I tried to make her laugh Tried to make a smile I only have another 300 miles miles 200 miles 100 miles I'm stuck in a car with an angry woman on an eight hour.

[Chick McGee]

Drive yeah, I love the. The earnestness of that. It's very early 60s folk music.

[Pat Godwin]

Mary Chapines.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've been there, man.

[Christy Lee]

I feel you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, me too. The war first. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Somebody's phone just.

[Josh Arnold]

That is hilarious. A text. Literally.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just how did she know? Like, that was quick.

[Chick McGee]

We're on delay, too. That's really amazing. Thank you very much, Pat. Is that on the new album?

[Pat Godwin]

It is, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's that new album called?

[Josh Arnold]

It's called Hotel Pool.

[Chick McGee]

What's that new TV special called?

[Pat Godwin]

That is called. What is that? Identity Crisis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not out till the. Till the end of the year.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think of that title? All right, all right.

[Chick McGee]

End of the year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

End of the year. I sent you an email.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Pat Godwin]

There's no actual.

[Chick McGee]

I never read your email.

[Christy Lee]

Let me ask you a question. What emails do you read? Because I know you don't read mine. You don't read Pats?

[Chick McGee]

No, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

He responds to all of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course he does. You're his favorite. We all know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much. What's coming up in the news, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let'S do you give your kids an allowance? Cursive writing back in one state. And camel milk could replace milk milk. Dairy milk. Macao milk.

[Josh Arnold]

We tried it one morning and I don't think we cared for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it could be an alternative in other countries maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Those wacky camel countries.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, what do we got? Camel countries.

[Josh Arnold]

Wacky camel.

[Christy Lee]

Wacky camel countries.

[Chick McGee]

Come to camel country.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Many countries have camels. Well, because.

[Christy Lee]

Be back.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. These are the Aureli Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, such a clutch pickup, Dave. I was worried we'd bring back the same team.

[Chick McGee]

I meant those blackout motorized shades.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

No, it's easy. I installed these and then got some for my mom, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

All right, here we go. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

When's duck hunting season? Do you guys know why?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's rabbit season, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's duck season.

[Christy Lee]

It's rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't know when it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Ducks in your way, you need somebody to take care of them?

[Pat Godwin]

No, but just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Ace are also in the room. Sorry I interrupted you.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. Why ducks season.

[Josh Arnold]

I was fishing at a pond, and I saw a guy there, and he was. He was there first, actually, and he was with his dog. And I said, hey, does your. Would your dog mind if I fish, you know, across the lake? Or will it build this bother him? And. Because sometimes dogs like to go after fish or the. Or the lore, and that's no good. And he was like, oh, no, go ahead. And then I saw him throwing something out into the middle of the lake. Dog would go out and get it, and then he'd come back and the guy would spend a minute or two talking to the dog after he did this. Yeah. And I realized, oh, he's trained there. And I. I kind of caught a little bit of it. He's training the dog to go get the ducks when they fall into the water. And. And I just didn't know. I. I'm sure it's not duck season now. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it in the fall?

[Chick McGee]

It's September 6th through the 14th.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so a little off season training.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a short season for duck hunting. The 6th through the 14th.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now I just randomly googled this. Then it says, I need help with this. It says regular duck, coot and merganser seasons.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, I don't know Merganser. I've heard of coot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's coot?

[Pat Godwin]

You can eat that.

[Chick McGee]

You can eat coot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Put that in a hot tub. That's good eating.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got a.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No. What is coot?

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you spell it?

[Josh Arnold]

C O, O, T like you old coot. That's where that comes from.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where that comes from?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you old bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a beautiful bird. American coot.

[Christy Lee]

The American coot in the wild. I'd give anything. And we could switch all the photos over to Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Black bird with a white bill.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Pink on the inside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, does it. American coot does sound like some kind of patriotic porno movie.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think I've ever seen one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I have either.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it says, found in lakes, ponds and marshes and wetlands.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Good swimmers and divers, often seen in big flocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say what part of the country?

[Josh Arnold]

Country? Well, probably your. Your Florida's. Your. Your marshy yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Marsh. You gotta have a lot of water areas. Plenty of marsh up there in Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, actually, this, believe it or not at random, leads into a. Into a story, by the way, just sort of thing. It says the daily limit for coots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is 15. So good night while you get 15. That's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

My Will Chamberlain.

[Chick McGee]

Those are big numbers.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

They're found in the Midwest, the southeast, and the west coast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

And you're right. Slaying old coot. A mild insult for an eccentric stubborn or grumpy old.

[Christy Lee]

So once. Once again, once we told him what he had to look it up.

[Chick McGee]

I said you were right. I was congratulating you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you looked it up. You're not hearing me.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he believed him.

[Josh Arnold]

I really liked seeing this dog train. I thought it was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Were you able to get the lure out of his mouth?

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, we. We kept our distance.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He did watch as I caught a tiny bass, though. He was interested.

[Chick McGee]

Now, speaking of waterfowl, we have this bizarre story.

[Tom Griswold]

Residents of a New York neighborhood are outraged after video captured thieves stealing a swan from a park in Queens. The viral footage shows a young man with a swan in his hands running from the inlet in Frank Charles Memorial Park. Park. And stuffing the bird into a waiting car.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephanie Santiago, who took the video, told WABC that she then watched as four men laughed as they sped away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they loved it. Yeah. They couldn't believe how much fun they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Police have since apprehended three of the four suspects, though they have not recovered the missing swan.

[Josh Arnold]

That can't be easy. I thought swans were ferocious.

[Tom Griswold]

So die.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was surprised in the video how huge the swan was. Like this thing was gigantic compared to the guy carrying it.

[Tom Griswold]

The New York State Department of Environmental Conservation says that mute swans are protected under the law. Therefore, swans as well as their nests and eggs may not be handled or harmed without authorization from the dec.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd always heard swans were mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I have always heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never. So I thought I've seen them, but I've.

[Tom Griswold]

And they would protect their young.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a jackass. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a mute swan?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if they were geese, I'd be all in favor of it. Chop their heads off. I hate those things there.

[Christy Lee]

But Josh thinks they're funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they make me laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you know what you call a group of swans?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

This is one of Those multi, like.

[Josh Arnold]

There are three or four of them.

[Chick McGee]

It depends where they are. A group of swans on land is referred to as a bank of swans.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

In flight. And this makes sense. A wedge of swans. And on water, a lake of swans. A bevy of swans.

[Jeff Oskay]

A bevy.

[Chick McGee]

Bevy, yeah. Did you know that at department stores they call it a wedge of underwear?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't, wasn't aware of that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a grouping of.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a wedgie, but a wedge of underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever get a wedgie time?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I had brothers, remember?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kidding. We used to do one called the Supreme.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, was that where you try to get over your head?

[Chick McGee]

They, they would pick you up. Yeah. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Christy Lee]

That's also.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they try to pick up. Yeah, you have to have two guys for that. Or one gigantic guy.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't do that as brothers.

[Christy Lee]

The wedgie, well, that's, well, you weren't flirting homosexuality with your brothers. That's what you were doing. Playing grab ass at the lake house. House. Totally naked, playing the fabulous game Bear man. With clothes pins and bath towels.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at him out there, honey. Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. What are they doing now?

[Chick McGee]

What would your dad say when you guys were roller skating in the basement to disco music?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure I, I, we never heard of it. I'm sure there were times where he would go up to my mom and just. Yeah. Boy. Yeah. Figures, huh? Four of them. I thought maybe one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Two tours of duty in Vietnam and this is what I got.

[Christy Lee]

How many grandkids we're gonna get out of this bunch?

[Chick McGee]

All right, what's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Josh Arnold]

Can you adopt grandkids?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot of kid news coming up. We have allowances in the news. We have cursive writing in the news. We have an interesting story from space. And we have, for my fashion friends, we have Vogue, editor in the news, and Windtower.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, she's still wearing her sunglasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Devil Wears Prada. Yeah, she does.

[Chick McGee]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, she's very, she's eye sensitive. Her eyes are very sensitive, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

And I am writing a musical and I need your feedback on the the first part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, great.

[Chick McGee]

Any kind of a hint?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I can give you the title of the musical. Oh, I'd love to hear A Summer's Embrace.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer's Embrace.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so it involves food.

[Pat Godwin]

Knee brace.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Welling. Welcome to Talk Bill where it's fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

To talk about small though we're going.

[Josh Arnold]

To be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, cuz I'm getting more screen time. Good.

[Jeff Oskay]

But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all feel like there.

[Christy Lee]

Was a scene missing here.

[Chick McGee]

You got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it.

[Christy Lee]

See what we remember. See what we remember.

[Chick McGee]

I had never been around anything like that before.

[Christy Lee]

I mean it was so fun. Talk Ville talk Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get into it.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Part Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's pat Godwin. Hello. Ms. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to pardon me. I'm really, really working away at this musical here.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Before we get to your musical, Josh, I'm very excited about this. Christy enlightened me to something that I did not know.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? What's that?

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about this news story in which, I guess, three or four idiots stole a swan from a pond in New York City, and they haven't located the swan, right? No, they literally stole it. But you were saying that a swan. They don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, according to the Internet, I've not seen it myself, but mute swans don't make very much noise, if at all, until they're. They're dying and they wail one last time.

[Chick McGee]

So that's. That's where. And I didn't know this until I just was. That means this. The phrase swan song.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't put that together. I had never thought of that in my entire life.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, like, that's somebody's swan song. So that's where that comes from.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would think so.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, after all these years, I've learned something on this show.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. We learned about old coot and swan song in one hour.

[Chick McGee]

And coot's kind of like a duck. I would have. I would have thought a coot would be more like a beaver.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't get down off the duck, but you can go down on a coot.

[Josh Arnold]

You behave yourself. We better send you out to sea.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, what's this about a musical? What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've decided to branch out a little bit and write a musical romance. I feel like on this show, I don't get to spread my creative wings. Romantic wings. I have a lot of love to share and a lot of love stories to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And this is. I only have a title, and I have the first two lines of the opening number.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And so I need your feedback.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

The title is A Summer's Embrace. Curtain opens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We see two young lovers in sort of 1950s bikinis. Swimwear. You know, a conservative. But still.

[Chick McGee]

Are the guys wearing the bikini?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. You know what I mean. It's the swimwear.

[Chick McGee]

Traditional.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Things you would see in, like, a beach movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's some trees in the back and maybe a hint of water nearby. And the man is sitting behind the woman, rubbing something onto her Back and shoulders. And the song begins. I'm putting cal of mine on this gal of mine and that's all I have. I like.

[Christy Lee]

So. So you have. I'm putting calamine on this. On this Gallo mine.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Calamine's still a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that for poison ivy, though?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

[Josh Arnold]

Poison ivy, sunburn, mosquito bites. That's why the trees are in the back. And the water. There's many reasons for.

[Chick McGee]

So they've left. They've left the seaside area because they were getting too much.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they were in the. They were in a lake. More of a lake area, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's more of a wooded lake.

[Pat Godwin]

He could also do himself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm putting copper tone on this big old bone.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's. Is that the same song? They. They trade verses.

[Pat Godwin]

They go back and forth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now, now, does she sing that part?

[Pat Godwin]

She does. You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Copper tone.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll put copper tone.

[Josh Arnold]

Big old big old bone.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to need some lube to invade her tube.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, that's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys, slow down, please. Mike, my hand can only write so fast.

[Christy Lee]

Who knew this was going to take off, huh? That's amazing. I put calamine on this calamine, which sounds sweet. And then you get copper tone on this big old bone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you guys really did take it down an avenue.

[Pat Godwin]

I wasn't butt paste down south because it's ass to mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. What?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just trying to help.

[Josh Arnold]

H was as mouth being used in the 50s. Was that a term?

[Chick McGee]

ATM.

[Christy Lee]

The first was being done.

[Chick McGee]

The first ATM was actually in Britain.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Late 60s.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, I'll continue to work on this so far, though. Would you pay to see it? Great. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Who are you envisioning in the lead role?

[Christy Lee]

I'd pay to have it stopped.

[Chick McGee]

Is this going to be one of those things where the.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

The second act, it's the same couple.

[Christy Lee]

40 years later, kind of a same time next year.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And then what would she. What would he be putting on her back now that she's 60?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe some kind of Icy Hot. Maybe even.

[Chick McGee]

I got. It's Icy Hot. I'm going to invade her. Yeah, you can go the tea or I. Ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful. That stuff burned.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, she should say that to him first. Yeah, yeah. All right. And. Yeah, I don't know. What do you put on bed sores?

[Chick McGee]

That's A good question.

[Christy Lee]

Calamine.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so it could be the.

[Christy Lee]

Same if you go Vaseline. That opens up a whole new.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Putting Vaseline on her. Vaseline.

[Tom Griswold]

This is ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

I'm rubbing her with Ben Gay. I'm gonna have my way.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, this. This wasn't the workshop. I thought it would be very helpful. Really.

[Chick McGee]

But I think we've got. We've got an idea here that we're going to try to work up into a concept.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of an homage to that. What that horse can do. That's what this reminds me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Do one of those three way rounds. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like a round thing.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the third voice?

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be a Parkway Ranger who comes in and it's.

[Tom Griswold]

And they end up in a three way.

[Josh Arnold]

Another two. Christine.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. We're trying to keep this clean.

[Josh Arnold]

The one person who I thought might be on my side when it comes to romance and sweetness.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it could be romantic.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, I'll.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

The ranger comes up. You can't do that here unless you're in. No, wait a minute. Fire island again. Oh, that's. It makes it very interesting. It's three guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, moderate enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then I know what rhymes with here.

[Chick McGee]

Much more likely to get a better review in the Times.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll back burner this for now.

[Chick McGee]

Since now we're talking about time travel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's put a picture where you see the couple. Why don't we review today in History?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

We got.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

June 27th. A day we're almost done with June and 25 kids. Holy heck.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, 30 years from now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On this day in history, they're going to say the seeds of a summer's embrace, the hit Broadway musical, were planted.

[Christy Lee]

What if somebody listening to this? I'm. I'm going to run with that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, this.

[Josh Arnold]

What if somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Especially the lube. And two. Brian.

[Chick McGee]

Happy, happy birthday, Helen. Kelly Heller. Oh, Tap her on the shoulder. Let her know you're blowing out your presence. Ellen.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you stepped on the cat. Callan. Thanks. You're pulling out the.

[Chick McGee]

Poor galley.

[Christy Lee]

What is that joke? Answer the iron.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Yeah, they're all terrible. Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Why, Tom, why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I give. Give up.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Ouch.

[Chick McGee]

We're really going to the well today for the classics. Let's see. Happy birthday. Oh, and mention H. Ross Perot.

[Christy Lee]

You did mention him earlier.

[Chick McGee]

One of the shortest men ever to run for the Presidency managed to ruin an election or two. JJ Abrams, born in the state in 1966. That's a cool name. JJ Abrams. I think his real name is, like, Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Jeff or something in 1984. Khloe Kardashian. I don't know which one she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Chloe.

[Christy Lee]

She's the 8ft tall one, right? No, she's the little one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I get the big one in the little one.

[Tom Griswold]

OJ's daughter Chloe.

[Christy Lee]

That's a rumor.

[Chick McGee]

I think she's OJ's daughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that, that's that rumor? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Courtney, the big one.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them doesn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Courtney's the horse face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The horse.

[Chick McGee]

Horse.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought I, I. Boy, I couldn't tell you who's who. Whenever I've seen a group photo, I went, oh, they're all gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're Bezos's wedding in Italy right now. All of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Venice.

[Chick McGee]

Can't wait to not care about that. I don't know who this is. 1986, Drake Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Drake Bell. He was on, he was on Disney show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it Drake? No. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh and Drake.

[Christy Lee]

Josh and Drake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That doesn't ring a bell.

[Christy Lee]

Drake Bell is a. He's a great actor. He's in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Mean Creek or something. Isn't that a good. That's a good movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Bunch of kids, a good movie.

[Christy Lee]

Kids go down a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough one.

[Christy Lee]

Kids go in a raft down the river and Drake's a bully.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good movie.

[Christy Lee]

It's a tough one.

[Chick McGee]

Well, speaking of Bell, in history today, in 1929, Bell Labs demonstrated the first color TV. Oh, 1929 color TV.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then it was changed in 64 to a TV of color. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think 64 is actually a little early.

[Christy Lee]

A little early? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Yeah, I think so. Sorry, I was trying to be nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, back in 19, what, 29.

[Chick McGee]

29, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

First color TV, when you turned it on, was it just a picture of a radio?

[Josh Arnold]

Like there wasn't even TV back then, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What was the first TV broadcast was, what, like 48 or something? Wasn't it like Yankee game or something?

[Christy Lee]

Dumont, probably.

[Chick McGee]

1939, the famous scene. And Gone with the Wind was filmed, the most famous scene. You know what they said in that.

[Christy Lee]

Scene, Christy, tomorrow is another day.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

It was something spoken by Clark, shocked the nation.

[Tom Griswold]

I Don't Give a Damn.

[Chick McGee]

Is it? I've read this. I don't know if it's true that they shot an alternate take.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard this?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, this sounds like a joke. It's not. They shot a take where he said something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn. Isn't that the actual.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they film one like, Frankly, Scarlet, I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe. And is it Frankly Scarlet or Frankly, My Dear?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't remember. I think it's Frankly My Dear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. It's okay. I love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it in the theater for Time.

[Chick McGee]

The first.

[Josh Arnold]

For the first time I saw it was in a theater, like on. Like in the 90s.

[Chick McGee]

They have an intermission. Isn't it four hours long?

[Josh Arnold]

They had an intermission and I love it.

[Chick McGee]

And when. When Superman came on, did people start laughing?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Weirdo. You love that story. A man who was typecast and had a. A rough go, certainly. Mysterious death, George Reeves, controversy of his passing. And you're just loving it when they laugh at him when he appears on Gone with the Wind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So when I saw it. Hey, there's Superman.

[Josh Arnold]

So you were one of those people?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But Gone the Wind came out in 39.

[Pat Godwin]

39.

[Chick McGee]

They re released it and I went to see it at the Colony Theater, and I remember hating it.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody knows.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you did?

[Tom Griswold]

You hated it? Yeah, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

The battles.

[Josh Arnold]

The one battle scene where the camera pans back and you see all the bodies and stuff is still so impressive to me.

[Christy Lee]

That's all real stuff that they film?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no CGI in 39. Well, 37, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

1977. A great day for television. Buses and benches.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, lawyers were allowed to advertise? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Supreme Court in 77 stated that lawyers would be allowed to advertise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's all that advertise.

[Chick McGee]

Benches everywhere. You can go sit on a hammer or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Sit on a hammer? Why don't you go sit on a hammer?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Oh, this is kind of sad. 1985, Route 66 was decertified.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What does that even mean?

[Christy Lee]

If this is a TV show that Tom liked. No, it was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're talking about the actual Drive.

[Christy Lee]

Route 66 is no longer the national highway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was the national. And it was. And then when they did that, they removed all the signs.

[Josh Arnold]

And. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But it's made a little bit of.

[Josh Arnold]

A comeback, I was gonna say, in the St. Louis area. I drove on it all the time, and it would. And you're. You're on historic Route 66, so they may have changed. Whatever. It's mostly stoplights.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the song? Remember the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Roots.

[Josh Arnold]

I get my kicks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you get your kicks on Route 66. Now you get your kicks where? DSW Footlocker. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Nordstrom Rack.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now. Oh, 2017. Mark Zuckerberg said Facebook hit 2. 2 billion monthly users, so they're starting to approach McDonald's numbers. And that was, I think. Is that when he went full sociopath?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good. In the world of classic rock. Oh, this is nice. Happy birthday. Bruce Johnston, sometime beach boy, writer of Disney Girls, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And I'd like to write the song. He does a Barry Manilow hit too. Cancel one of the. I write the songs.

[Christy Lee]

I write the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Think of it. I don't know the song Disney Girls.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that you don't. That I may be wrong. I thought that was one of his tunes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I just never heard of the song. Nothing wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is sad. I probably shouldn't read this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

The death of the great bass player from the who. John at whistle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we actually spoke to him back. Did you ever meet him, Pat? No. A great player. Just stood there stoic and let the other guys dance around. Now, that concludes our broadcast.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like Tom liked John Entwistle because he knew his place.

[Josh Arnold]

It did sound like that.

[Pat Godwin]

He stood there st.

[Christy Lee]

He let the other guys.

[Chick McGee]

That is a very fair observation.

[Christy Lee]

And he. It explains everything that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's important.

[Christy Lee]

Fascinating nation with puppets and not enough.

[Chick McGee]

People from Penn and Teller just shut up. Not enough people know that in this world.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, I think we all are changed. Sharing it now. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you. For God's sake. Please log in. Your opinion. No, much. I need more news from the uninformed. Well, let's. Oh, I was gonna say it's time for our little thing, but we can't do it here. We'll have to do it in a few minutes. What's coming up, Christy, Let's. Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a very interesting story from space dealing with satellites. We have a lot of kid news. We have camel milk. We have bears in the news. And.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know. Do you remember what it means, Christy, to be murdered out?

[Tom Griswold]

To be murdered out. All blacked out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And that's kind. That's kind of coming up in a really cool way in the news. You'll be, I think, pleasantly surprised. And I'll be able to make a callback to something we just discussed, which makes me very excited. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Oskay. Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Doing great over here. Thank you very much. Good to see you, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Howie Mandel related to Barbara Mandrell.

[Chick McGee]

Howie Mandel is the son. Howie is the son of Nelson Mandela. Oh, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

He shortened it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They did a great tour. Mandela and Mandela.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had.

[Christy Lee]

Louis, can you tell me the Mandrell sisters.

[Tom Griswold]

Barbara. Let me think.

[Chick McGee]

Squiggy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Squeaky Skank.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see him. Louise or. Yeah, Barbara.

[Christy Lee]

Louise.

[Chick McGee]

Twat.

[Christy Lee]

There's one interesting. None of them were named Twat.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't think of the other one.

[Christy Lee]

Erlene.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you know this?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They were pretty, weren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still.

[Christy Lee]

For the most part, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A lot there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I think Earlene and Louise.

[Josh Arnold]

I know my grandparents. This was 20 years ago. Saw Barbara in Branson.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She was perky.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Plucky. Plucky.

[Chick McGee]

And now a poem. I'm sorry. I think we have something on the big screen here. I. I'm not sure we can adjust it so we can see what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. That's. It's Mr. Jeff. Oscar. A nice tie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, thank you. I'm wearing my golf tie today.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice. Very.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you. I'm here at the failed to mention news desk because we give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Christy Lee]

Here's Jeff Oskay with Failed to mention news.

[Jeff Oskay]

We received a letter earlier in the week that a fan looked up Josh Arnold's net worth on the Internet. And according to the Internet, Josh Arnold is worth over a billion dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What you failed to mention. I looked up the same on the Internet for myself. And according to the Internet and my ex Wife. It says I'm worthless.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like a compliment you should give her then. You should give her half of your net worth. Tell her to. She has it to sail out to sea.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's about 40 bucks worth of Camel cash. Oh, earlier in the week, I'm going to try this again because I don't feel that it got the love it deserved. I'm going to try to add a rim shot, see if it helps.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

We learned that some people are allergic to semen.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. Just do what most people with allergies do and pop a couple bone a drills. No, still didn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Bona drills.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bonadrilles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Are you allergic to semen? Why not try Bone Adril? It's getting there. It's getting there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have allergies.

[Christy Lee]

Here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

He's talking about Benadryl.

[Christy Lee]

Trust me on this. This should be the new running joke every. Every segment. What? You missed boner. Sponsored by boner drill.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boner drill. Oh, did you see this? There are new micro robots that go inside of you and clean out your sinuses. What? You failed to miss mention snot if I have any say about it. Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

We liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just playing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm having fun. Oh. Apparently their spokesperson is John Machida Jr. For the Micro robots.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Don Mashita Jr. The fast talking guy.

[Christy Lee]

Fastest talking micro machine guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, because they're micro. They're micro robots.

[Christy Lee]

If it's not micro machine, it's not my. They're my.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not the real thing.

[Christy Lee]

He is from Columbus, Ohio, believe it or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that commercial still out there?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Not for like 30 years. But it's you, Tom. I figured you wouldn't care.

[Chick McGee]

No, I would enjoy it. I just didn't.

[Christy Lee]

He has a point.

[Jeff Oskay]

People who experience frequent nightmares die sooner than those who don't. Well, you failed to mention that's why I drink at night till I pass out. I haven't had a nightmare in 37 years. Police were called and crowds were dispersed after parents hired two strippers to dance for their son in the parking lot of his junior high graduation. Well, you failed to mention. Apparently the kid tipped the girls in.

[Josh Arnold]

Pokemon cards at the junior high graduation.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We couldn't believe. We were astounded.

[Jeff Oskay]

Real dirtballs.

[Josh Arnold]

As rad as it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I made this. Is it okay then for the Little League coach to take the kids to Hooters for lunch after the game.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

You think that's okay? How does. How does it differ from this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, first of all, the Hooters waitresses don't grind against you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter how much a tip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No matter how much wing sausage.

[Christy Lee]

And they are. They are put out. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

We heard a study saying that snacking while at the grocery store is not considered rude as long as you pay for what you ate at the checkout. What you failed to mention. Of course, that's why they have the hot and ready rotisserie chickens right at the front of the store. That way you can grab one and snack while you shop. That's what I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to see that song.

[Chick McGee]

And finally, then that person's gonna walk up and go, hey, do you have any wet naps?

[Jeff Oskay]

I get the instant mashed potatoes. Dip them in that. A monkey. And finally, a monkey ripped down a do not feed the monkeys sign and tore it up.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. I know how feels. I don't know who keeps posting the do not feed the Oscar in the break room, but knock it off. I'm Jeff Oscar, and this has been the news of.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Check. That was brought to you by whom?

[Christy Lee]

I forget the name.

[Chick McGee]

Drill.

[Christy Lee]

Are you allergic to semen? Try boner Drill.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's time to head back over to the Silac news desk. The Silac Insurance company.

[Tom Griswold]

A new satellite coated in an ultra dark substance known as Vantablack is set for launch, designed to combat the growing problem of satellite light pollution.

[Chick McGee]

This is cool. We had the story about the invention of this stuff a while back. There was also the thing we had about. I want to say, I think it was Purdue University. Some engineers up there invented like the whitest white and remember this story. And you can like, paint buildings with.

[Tom Griswold]

It and it reflects the sun and it doesn't get as hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was something like that. But this is. I mean, this is the blackest black.

[Tom Griswold]

The coating, officially known as Vantablack 310, absorbs 99.965% of visible light. It is often described as the blackest material on Earth. This material has been engineered to survive the extreme heat and radiation of space. And the gold goal is to reduce sunlight reflections from satellites which disrupt astronomical observations.

[Chick McGee]

You hear that? What's that? That soda pop company's Fanta is coming out with Fanta black.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a licorice based. It's just A life.

[Josh Arnold]

The wonderful taste of black licorice.

[Christy Lee]

Licorice flavored soda.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't Vantablack sounds like. What's her name? It's a Vanta Black. Sounds like Vanna White's arch evil enemy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Vanna White versus Vantablack.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists will monitor the satellite in orbit to determine if the coding performs as intended. The Vantablack satellite launches planned for 2020.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this light pollution in space or light pollution from the satellites down here on Earth?

[Chick McGee]

In space.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. What, what's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Astronomers can't see other things.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got you. I gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

But apparently this is and this is I guess really controversial. Controversial?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Why someone else? I, I honestly this, this sounds terrible, but they say there is something blacker than this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I got.

[Chick McGee]

I see. When this, this was announced originally.

[Josh Arnold]

But hey, if it works, it works.

[Tom Griswold]

I 99.965% pretty much almost 100% of my books.

[Chick McGee]

Vantablack is the opposite of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it weird that you know black is the absence of all color but white is the presence of all colors?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Wouldn't it be the other way?

[Josh Arnold]

It always seems if you took a piece of paper and you put every color line, it's not going to turn white.

[Christy Lee]

It's all about reflection.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It's the light.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Reflection, refraction.

[Christy Lee]

Yes or no?

[Chick McGee]

You're the one that would be the judge of this. Yes or no? In a serious matter, would. Wouldn't Vanta Black be a cool name for a heavy metal band?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it would be. That a black. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And, and that's currently very popular in the automobile world. The so called murdered out flat black cars are kind of a thing right now.

[Christy Lee]

I love the matte black. Can't get enough of it. On the car, sunglasses, whole thing. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Matte black fridge.

[Christy Lee]

Favorite color. Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

The matte black cars. Well, I don't know. I've been told you can't take them through a car wash. What?

[Christy Lee]

There's something about that doesn't make any sense at all.

[Chick McGee]

The guy just told me that last week you got a hand was wash.

[Christy Lee]

Them and there's already a licorice flavored soda. It's called Jagermeister.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you watching that show with John Ham?

[Christy Lee]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

And friends and neighbors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am not. Because you watched it first. I'm waiting for that memory to leave my brain. So I think it's great. See, I can't watch.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. There's a very funny Jager meister scene.

[Christy Lee]

See, now that scene's ruined. He'll, he'll ruin the whole thing for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't watched it yet.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyways, Vanta Black researchers say camel the.

[Chick McGee]

Blackest thing out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Except for maybe stop.

[Christy Lee]

What's your next story?

[Chick McGee]

Researcher said Kim Kardashian's part of the joke.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a safe way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, right now I want to say hello to our friends at Raycon Earbuds right now.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Tom thank you very much, Chick Christy. Coming up, you got what again?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have camel milk in the news. We have bears in a honey store. That seems like it writes itself, doesn't it? And then we have a couple of kids stories you might be interested in, including cursive writing his back.

[Chick McGee]

Great. Handy.

[Christy Lee]

That's your favorite stuff. Cursive Friday.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Neatly printed. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, is that a frock you're wearing?

[Tom Griswold]

My sweater.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would say a wrap, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

A wrap.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a cardigan over my shoulders. I don't have my arms through. It's a shawl grown over my shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank auto parts for all your Car care needs service. You need fast. Get it from professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just. I'm still working on this Clark Gable line from Gone with the Wind. If they did an alternate take.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you guys want to do?

[Chick McGee]

No, I've heard. I've heard that rumor and I'm just. Just wondering if that's true that they did a softer version.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure they did.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, did you ever read Gone with the Wind?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I wonder if that line's in the book. I never read it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did not read it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, it's a book?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Margaret Mitchell big book.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a War and Peace size.

[Chick McGee]

Margaret Mitchell, famously married to Richard Nixon's John Mitchell.

[Christy Lee]

John Mitchell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Margaret Mitchell was. They tried to sort of gaslight her into thinking she was crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. By the way, according to this news account, they did film an alternate version of the line that was filmed apparently on this date in 1939. Gone with the Wind director Victor Fleming had Clark Gable do a censored retake saying, frankly, my dear, I just don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it makes sense they would have him do that.

[Chick McGee]

It says at the time the so called production code banned the use of the word damn in mainstream movies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

The code was amended just before the movie's release, allowing the original line to remain. It became the most famous line ever in the film. Yeah, apparently they also.

[Christy Lee]

There we go. Oh, a more Samuel Jackson street version.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So it. They're going to show because they're bringing it back out this summer along with Jaws. It's going to be a double feature that take all year. And then. Yeah. He goes off several versions like, frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a rat's ass. That didn't make the cut. Didn't have that. Didn't have that civil war.

[Josh Arnold]

Frankly, Scarlet, it's not going to suck itself, which is a really odd take.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Weird. Yeah, yeah. I'm going down the street, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, director's going car. Clark. Clark, for God's sake, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Here's what was in the film. Tom, are you ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Josh Arnold]

And that awesome backdrop lighting.

[Tom Griswold]

And weren't they on the staircase and that.

[Josh Arnold]

They're by trees outside with a nice.

[Christy Lee]

He's looking back at the. On the front door. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of a fiery.

[Chick McGee]

I was so bored during the. What was he up upset about? I don't know what didn't he care about what am I gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

Or something like that. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think she said the door dash was running late. Right. And he was like, frankly, I don't give a damn.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So doordash took its time growing, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so hungry for my outback.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's not here yet.

[Josh Arnold]

My blooming onion.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, rat, Rat. What's it going to do?

[Christy Lee]

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a rat's ass rant.

[Josh Arnold]

Touch me again in my south pouch.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they used to say, the ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I call it the southern pouch.

[Chick McGee]

Frankly, Scarlet, it was. It was a preseason game. I don't give a damn. Scores don't count.

[Josh Arnold]

What did she call it, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Her Peach Pit.

[Christy Lee]

It was Atlanta.

[Chick McGee]

I see, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Peach Pit on every corner.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't that the bar they hug.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what the shot I'm thinking of, he says tomorrow is another day.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, the peach pit was 90210.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The diner.

[Josh Arnold]

She says tomorrow is another. Or something. I don't remember.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

It's time for a revisit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that will be told on emails, but it's been a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Since I've watched it.

[Chick McGee]

Frankly, Scarlet, I changed my Facebook status to single.

[Pat Godwin]

They say he had the worst breath. Clark Gable. Because of wood.

[Chick McGee]

Wooden teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

All the actresses? Yeah. He had wooden teeth?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Cigarettes.

[Pat Godwin]

Clark Gable had like wooden dentures that he would wear.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

And he apparently had the worst breath in Hollywood.

[Christy Lee]

No. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

George Washington and Clark Gable.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought the wooden teeth wing was a myth by. With George Washington.

[Josh Arnold]

They have altered the ending or you know, that scene for modern Times. Frankly, Scarlet, my pronouns. My pronouns are they and them. It's a very different story now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Very odd. Really? You're right, Pat. It says Clark Gable had serious dental issues.

[Josh Arnold]

Wooden teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently the dentures were really.

[Chick McGee]

His dentures weren't well fitted or cleaned properly, which led to chronic halitosis. Vivian Lee dreaded their kissing scenes complaining about his.

[Jeff Oskay]

So would someone whittle you a set of teeth?

[Josh Arnold]

They must have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dentists back then, they also whittle. They carved duck decoys is what they.

[Josh Arnold]

Side.

[Pat Godwin]

Side hustle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you think they would have been custom made? Yeah. How crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. It says it was the. It's quote, the worst kept secret on the set. The crew members would back up when he approached.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, wow.

[Chick McGee]

And the crew members even joked about needing gas masks when Clark Gable was on Set.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he would know, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he did, but he couldn't do.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he didn't give a damn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Frankly, I'll be doing just fine on the side. Well, that's interesting. Thank you very much. Did you have a song for us, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I have done. Probably the only tribute to Anna. How do you pronounce her name? Wintower?

[Tom Griswold]

Wind tower. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it pronounced wind tower or winter?

[Tom Griswold]

Wintour. I call it. I say Wintour, but I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Wintour.

[Tom Griswold]

Is stepping down as editor in chief of Vogue, but she's not going far. She told her staff she's searching for a new editorial lead to manage day to day operations while she, of course, retains overall editorial control.

[Chick McGee]

She the one the movie's based on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Driver wears Prada and she has. The one that has the bob haircut and the bangs like mine.

[Chick McGee]

Always, always wear sunglasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Ms. Wintour will continue as Conde Nast's chief content officer.

[Christy Lee]

She's the chief, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Now she's still going to be making fur coats out of downtown Dalmatians.

[Tom Griswold]

And global editorial director of Vogue. The new editor will report directly to her. Boy, that would be fun job. She joked. And I quote, I plan to remain Vogue's tennis and theater editor. In per. In per.

[Chick McGee]

In perpetuity.

[Tom Griswold]

In perpetuity.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a hard word, especially after Tennyson. Yeah, yeah, you got a lot of. You got a lot of syllables.

[Tom Griswold]

Tennis and theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Tennis and theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. In perpetuity. Window.

[Christy Lee]

Will I want to know anyone who.

[Josh Arnold]

Says I really want to be the.

[Chick McGee]

Tennis and theater writer who wears sunglasses indoors.

[Josh Arnold]

Get away from me.

[Tom Griswold]

She'll still oversee multiple Conde Nast titles, from Vanity Fair and GQ to Pun Appetit and Wired. And continue her role leading the annual, of course, MET Gala.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, idiotic in the.

[Chick McGee]

But she's got a Warren Dillon, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you know what? She's kind of woman that probably tells her dildo.

[Chick McGee]

No, not today. You got a song about her?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The only tribute probably ever, ever done so.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Devil with the Product Devil with the the product On Devil with the Product. Product, Product. Devil with the product.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Saw a little movie just the other day with Stanley Tucci and Anne Hathaway. Meryl Streep was playing this fashion bitch neither than Dr. Lecter or the Wicked Old Witch. Oh, I thought it was fiction. Some made up life, not a documentary about my ex wife. Devil with the Pride. Fashion meets not at a me. Oh, double with the product. Product, Product. I wear the same T shirt and blue jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

No one's doing that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody.

[Chick McGee]

Right now it's time to say Java, Java. Java. Java House, the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Drinking all the Java, Java, Java.

[Pat Godwin]

Drinking all the Java House.

[Chick McGee]

It's also Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I think I'm due for a little bit of Java House. I'm in the mood for a hydration drink, a little bit of Arctic freeze Java House. It's all about convenience. Here's one right here. The Java House. You don't put this into a Keurig machine. No. You just peel and pour and it's ready to rock. And it's a hot cocoa, coffee, teas, lattes, energy drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Take them anywhere. If there's water you gotta drink.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Java House is once again the perfect solution for your office. We have it here, of course, in our break room and we love it here. You could get a very special treat. Java House might be able to come to your office for a free in office demo. [e-mail] and this offer I think is just about to expire. So I'd recommend taking care of this today. I'm not exactly sure on that date. Javahouse.com find out about the peel and pour pods and about the the delights of amazingly smooth cold brew. Colombian. And it's a snap to make it because you don't have to stick it in the machine and worry about all that. And by the way, these pods are environmentally friendly, biodegradable, etc. Etc. So once again, it's Javahouse.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. There's also a special thing where you can get 25% off your order if you use the code word Bob and Tom. One big long word, B O B A N D T O M. That's Java House. Coming up in the news. I think we're finally going to get to our story about camels. And also, do you give your kid an allowance and how much is it and what is the national average? I was quite surprised. You may be too. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin, Jeff Osk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I got the blues.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby, O'Reilly Auto Parts. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car Care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello. Tonight, Josh got the blues.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I wanted to clarify. We had a story about the black color in the news. So called Vanta black.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

In some. A little bit of controversy. Some say it's the blackest substance ever created by man. And it's. It's being used in space satellites so that they don't reflect anything. It's kind of cool. Satellite in my eyes.

[Christy Lee]

One man salute to the Dave Matthews.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? You know who does this?

[Christy Lee]

Great. Matthews.

[Chick McGee]

Satellite of Love.

[Christy Lee]

No. Kinky Friedman. And the Grateful Dead. Haberdashery. I don't know what.

[Chick McGee]

Lou Reed. Oh, it's a Lou Reed classic.

[Christy Lee]

Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

A Lou Reed classic. And none of us knew it.

[Josh Arnold]

How about the band Georgia Satellite?

[Chick McGee]

I love those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I love that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep your hands yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Call you on the telephone, baby Just give you a ring now was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was that a cover?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think it was.

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought you were going to say, was that a cover? There's a funny. You know the story I'm going to tell Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Dan Baird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Of the Georgia Satellites was in here. Very nice guy. And we asked him why he left the Georgia Satellites. And he said, I'll never forget. He goes, we'd become a Georgia Satellites cover band.

[Christy Lee]

Change in my pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I'd call you on the telephone baby Just give you a break.

[Josh Arnold]

Now in our defense, that was a song we would roller skate to as well. My brothers and I in the basement. So it wasn't all.

[Chick McGee]

What was their other big hit?

[Josh Arnold]

Battleship Chains.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it? Got me tied up okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh boy. Quite, quite the vocal.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you sing that one?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here's of them. You got one over there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Starts off awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Christy and I were killing it.

[Chick McGee]

Clean guitar.

[Christy Lee]

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle I call you on the telephone, baby I give you a.

[Pat Godwin]

Ring but each time it's out I get the same old thing no huggy, no kissing. That's where he gets you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chuck Berry. That's great, great song.

[Christy Lee]

This story. Buy free milk and a cow.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? What is that referencing?

[Tom Griswold]

The milking cow?

[Chick McGee]

No, the.

[Josh Arnold]

No huggy, no kissy.

[Christy Lee]

Hank Williams.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe not the lyrics, but the. The sound of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is kind of a.

[Chick McGee]

Or it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, who's that guy in Mars Attacks? They use his music to kill Slim Pick.

[Christy Lee]

Slim Whitman.

[Josh Arnold]

Whitman. Slim Whitman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It does that real high.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, if only we had some Slim.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they only sold his music on TV late at night.

[Chick McGee]

They sold a lot of it. So anyway, I forget why I was talking about this. Oh, cuz there's the Georgia. They're the Georgia satellites. They're painting these satellites.

[Pat Godwin]

That is insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a Slim Whitman fan, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

That's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Now, how much would you pay Slim Whitman's greatest. This is Cattle Call.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's a skill.

[Chick McGee]

When the cattle are brown. The.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, out where the dog is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Where spurs are a. I had a greatest hits album of his. It was more of a Whitman sampler.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine the producer. Producer coming. Look, we. We're not serious about this, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, let him do what he's got.

[Christy Lee]

He paid for the studio.

[Chick McGee]

That kind of music. That kind of music. The best one of those, of course, is. Is this classic.

[Christy Lee]

I hope it's obscure as the day is long.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm back in the saddle.

[Pat Godwin]

Again down out where a friend is a friend.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't. He doesn't. Yolo Longhorn cat up. He's just singing Weird Jean Audrey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's classic western swing. It's. It's. It's. It's used.

[Josh Arnold]

It is different.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? No, no. You remind me of the kid who's got. What you guys doing? Can I be a part of it? It's like we're having fun over here. Go to me. Okay. Yeah. No, you're not. You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

What am I thinking?

[Chick McGee]

Remember in the mov. In the movie Semi Tough?

[Christy Lee]

Shut up about Semi Tough. I've had it up to my eyeballs.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, when you were. When you were went from that, shall we say, fallow period that lasted 12 years, did you. When you were done, lean back and start singing to your. Yourself. I'm back in the saddle.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I see what you're saying. No, I never did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a famous Aerosmith song we called that, but it's completely different.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm back.

[Chick McGee]

Great song. Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is a good.

[Chick McGee]

So we were talking about satellites and.

[Christy Lee]

When they could sing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We've got gotten off track because of this. This news story about the. The blackest black ever invented. And by the way, there's an obscure fact about this. This. This color of black. It's once again used for satellites.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's called Vanta Black.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And they granted the exclusive rights to use the color for artistic purposes to an artist named Anish Kapoor. Exclusive rights to the. Yes to this color. And then as a joke, another artist named Stuart Semple decided to create the pinkest pink, which he made available to everyone except Anish Kapoor. So a little obscure, a little. A little color fight. But now the reason I brought this up is I thought in my head when I read this story that maybe we had a story about the whitest white.

[Josh Arnold]

White is white.

[Christy Lee]

Take my baby back.

[Chick McGee]

Wayne Brady, engineers at Purdue University, according to CNN, developed a paint that can reflect up to 98% of sunlight. The so called ultra white paper paint is made with a chemical compound called barium sulfate, which I'm sure this could.

[Christy Lee]

Keep buildings cool and cut air conditioning costs, the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a pretty interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Why aren't we all using it?

[Chick McGee]

This was just a couple years ago, so kind of neat. If you were to use this paint to cover a roof, it will give you the cooling power of 10 kilowatts. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It may become more important than air conditioning.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. That really brings it home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Once you convert it into kilowatts. Now I understand.

[Chick McGee]

You know how many air conditions I've got it.

[Christy Lee]

It's like 1 kilowatt 10 times. You understand?

[Chick McGee]

I forgot that I'm dealing with philistines. Very rarely does making something white make it cooler.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just because, I mean, I give you Pat Boone. I usually. Something's.

[Christy Lee]

I will not sit here and have you insult Mr. America. Patti Fruity, All Rudy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

God.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That's. So you. You paint the building. It's. It's. It's so white that when the wind blows through it, you can hear yacht rock.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

That works.

[Chick McGee]

Are there any black artists in the yacht rock?

[Josh Arnold]

It's so white.

[Christy Lee]

It was a. I think James Ingram's considered. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. I love him.

[Christy Lee]

I love that weird Quincy Jones attack he took at one time or another. Patty Austin, I think. Is yacht rock cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There. Right. Yamo. Be there. Definitely. Well, Michael McDonald, I think was always yacht rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Well, I'm. I think we.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of music, thousands of music fans are descending on a farm in southwest England for the legendary Glastonbury Festival. The event is licensed for up to210,000 people. Headliners include Neil Young, Olivia Rodrigo, and the band the 1975.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too. I saw them open for one Direction. A few time. Brooklyn Brewery, the official beer provider, expects to serve more than 1.2 million pints.

[Chick McGee]

How many kilowatts is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can tell you it's about two swimming pools worth of lager.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you find it interesting, though? He thinks we're all the stupidest people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

But he. He. He draws a simile with kilowatts and he. He expects us.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. What. 10 kilowatts.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just reading.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I ask people.

[Christy Lee]

I get around.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to get Purdue. I was trying to give Purdue the props they deserve for us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we love Purdue. The 1,000 acre site includes more than 4,000 toilets. And there's also both men and women's urinals.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I gave you the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, female urinals.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I gave you the story, because, I mean, I couldn't care less about this music festival. What is a female urinal?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I've never seen one.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen a female.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a male urinal.

[Jeff Oskay]

They just turn around backwards kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Or maybe. Maybe they. Yeah, I bet they can kind of go forward.

[Chick McGee]

And you straddle it.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

You probably just kind of saddle up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I got to look it up.

[Chick McGee]

And now can you practice? Can you practice holding back one and just releasing the other?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You think every time women sit. Every time women sit to pee, they have to hold in a poop?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

I think physiologically that's not possible. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you seriously not going there?

[Chick McGee]

They're so used to sitting. I mean, you know, while you're there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we don't do it at the same time. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what's a female urinal?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm looking it up.

[Christy Lee]

$5. No, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Grisha. Nern.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry. You're right. Sorry, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know, because.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for being there, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

When you look it up, it's a good idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Look it up.

[Chick McGee]

But how does it work?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they're just calling it a female urinal.

[Tom Griswold]

Women's journal. Here's a video. This girl's going to the festival.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, this.

[Josh Arnold]

Send it to me immediately.

[Christy Lee]

This is so hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Peak power is what her shirt says.

[Josh Arnold]

Pequal power.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then. Oh, she just hovers over it. Looks like she's just hovering over a hole. Like, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they just have, like, jockstrap on the end of a tube or. No, a cup. An athletic supporter.

[Chick McGee]

So it's nothing. It really isn't a thing. It's just. Is it a smaller thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking at pictures now.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's possible to have a number two at a female urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, just like we're not.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going number one.

[Chick McGee]

You have to have more careful aim.

[Josh Arnold]

They looks very similar to male urinals and a plunger.

[Chick McGee]

So you just back into it, ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you walk up. You front.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk up, lean back and pinch.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Learn about the female anatomy.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[Christy Lee]

You don't know where the vagina is, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

We do not pee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I know where it is. Is.

[Christy Lee]

There's a little. There's a little chick clip for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This equal. That I just showed you is at Glastonbury. This is what they're using there. So.

[Josh Arnold]

And they go front in, right? This says it's six times quicker than.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's got to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Here, Tommy, why is it. You know what it does? I think you do sit on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it says we. Yeah, you. It kind of. This is the one from the. On the floor. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of does look like slow. Here you go, Tom. But it's squat and go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they call it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You squat over it and squat over it. Go. And you just go. You don't sit. You just squat and go.

[Josh Arnold]

But they say that it increases speed.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

But do you. Do you dab six times? You have to blot or you. Or you just go.

[Josh Arnold]

You do a jumping jack and you're out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right, I'm down for that.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever jumping jack yourself dry?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I haven't.

[Pat Godwin]

Cartwheel over there.

[Chick McGee]

This place, this Glastonbury, they make a real big deal out of. Out of recycling. And is this the place? And I don't know the answer to this. Is this the festival where they were allegedly recycling the everything to make electricity or something? Or they were drinking the urine. Isn't this the same place that did that?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they. Other than in Kevin Costner movie Water World, I don't think we're supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Glastonbury. To turn festival goer pee into fertilizer.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Okay, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

I remember.

[Christy Lee]

They're not drinking. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And this said. This says some women find the female urinals awkward and. Excuse me, Unhygienic.

[Tom Griswold]

They say here on their. On. I'm watching their website that they clean them regularly. They use sanitizer. You don't touch anything because you just are leaning. You're just squatting. Squatting.

[Chick McGee]

This one says the reusable funnels need to be cleaned.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not. But there's no funnel and probably not. There's no funnel.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way it's dirtier than a toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

They're just squatting over a p. Like a. Like a hole in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, we saw some odd cartoons.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I was looking up to see a picture of the squat and go. And one of the choices Google gave me was squat and gobble.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a sex move.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's kind of like just on the floor and you squat over it and pee. There's nothing you have to touch.

[Chick McGee]

And this says. This is a different article. And it says female urinals are being demonstrated at Glastonbury. Yeah, they're apparently on the cutting edge.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the squat and go I've got. Looks like a squatting stool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like you're supposed to pull your knees up to your chest when you're squatty.

[Josh Arnold]

Potty type deal.

[Christy Lee]

Just like. It looks exactly like the squatty potty, only it's called squat and go.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you must be looking at one different than this, Christy. This one says pee while standing for the ladies using a disposable or reusable funnel device called a female urination device or a fud.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's different than the pull or a she weed.

[Josh Arnold]

We be very quiet. I'm watching girls pee.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't that be hilarious if Elmer Fudd was spokesman for the she something. So we'll see if this takes. Yeah, but Glastonbury, they're. They were the. I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I think most women are gonna love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember was at Glastonbury, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is the. Also the. They banned plastic one off stuff years ago, so that's their whole thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for them.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be cool to see Neil Young. Who else is playing?

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what he's going to whine about.

[Tom Griswold]

Olivia Rodrigo, the 1975. I don't know who else is that?

[Chick McGee]

This weekend, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Says this week, so it's probably going on right now as we speak.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think the last time Neil Young laughed was.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he married 60 years ago?

[Chick McGee]

You don't like Neil?

[Christy Lee]

I like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I like some of his songs very much. Isn't he just a Sour puss.

[Tom Griswold]

He's married to Daryl Hannah. She's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

That ain't no sour push as far as I'm concerned. I want that tasty and fresh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought I was talking this guy. It's not Neil Young.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Play pedal steel for him.

[Christy Lee]

You like the Daryl Hannah, is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's hot.

[Josh Arnold]

She was pretty. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

She made a nice mermaid.

[Josh Arnold]

We're got a frosty quality to it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. She doesn't want anything to do with anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I diet. My. My only encounter with Mr. Young Person was great. He couldn't have been a nicer guy. So I'm a fan now.

[Christy Lee]

We none of you know what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when two a holes meet, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that like. Like when an immovable object.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It's an irresistible force when two a holes meet. Yeah. I think it's the same principle.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure Neil walked around going, man, that's a great guy.

[Christy Lee]

I may ask you something, Tom. Yeah. Who were the rudest you were. And what. What class of people? Well, of course, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Now Pat, you've got a great Neil Young story about. About the boat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Neil Young was mixing an album and he put a speaker, I think in the barn.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is this when he erased all the tapes? Because he's a jerk. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He was there. Wasn't this. Was this the album Harvest?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

It was one of his. He was. They were doing the mix and he had a pond or something. So he's out in the barn.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaker in the barn. And the speaker like on the other side by the creek. And he would get in the middle of the lake and ask. More. Ask him to turn up more, more. Let more, more barn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God.

[Jeff Oskay]

More barn.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the guy speak having fun. Listen to some tunes in the middle of the lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I do. I think he's got a handful of.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing songs that are incredible.

[Pat Godwin]

Heart of gold.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Heart of gold Will live forever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Rocking the free world.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's terrific.

[Pat Godwin]

The old man is pretty great.

[Christy Lee]

Now you know the best way to listen to Neil Young? Oh, that be is with your Raycon everyday earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Raycon's latest model. Better than ever. 32 hour battery life and multi point connectivity. You can pair two devices at once. With Raycon's quick charge function, just 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery. I can't get out of My head that Neil Young's walking around talking. One great guy, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he really, he really showed those poor people where they could shove it.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I.

[Josh Arnold]

What a great guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

David Crosby was a dick. But Neil was cool. Stephen was cool. Graham Nash is the nicest guy in the world.

[Christy Lee]

Graham Nash could be the nicest man in the history.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm so glad to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's great.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

David was kind of a dick.

[Christy Lee]

That's an edit point. Raycon's active noise cancellation and they started just half the price of other premium audio brands. And Raycon has a 30 day happiness guarantee. Guarantee return policy. Go to buyraycon.com Tom. Get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbud and already affordable price. That's Raycon. 15% [e-mail] Tom. That's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. When we come back and we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Audio of Neil Young and Tom Griswold watching a fat woman walk by.

[Christy Lee]

Look, look at this one. How much you think she weighs, Tom? Oh God, I don't know, but four or five bills I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You know you're a terrific guy.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't remember the last name she ate. Oh, I know what you mean, Neil.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

Here's my number. You call me.

[Chick McGee]

She ate a hard of lard.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't we good men?

[Christy Lee]

Aren't we good people?

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to the meeting tonight.

[Christy Lee]

You know who's a jerk? Graham Nash. He's a jerk, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't agree more.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, cursing cursive. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. No. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Parts and I am worthless.

[Chick McGee]

I got it.

[Christy Lee]

I got an update for you, Neil Young stuff. There's Christy and Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Josh and Jeff and Ace. I'm Chick. Yes, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about the Glastonbury Music Festival. A couple hundred thousand people there.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wanted to go to that one.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See Neil Young. Wow. Last year it was a dua lipa, I think. Oh, oh, I'm levitating.

[Christy Lee]

You could say. You could stand by the stage and yell levitating. Oh, that's their whole set. That'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

But they. They have what they call the. I was reading this article and I gave it to Christy about their female urinals there. I didn't know what they were.

[Christy Lee]

And then Glastonbury. I'm sure they say your rhinos.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, I have that cover in the back of my pickup.

[Christy Lee]

No, the British shows, they say your urinals.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they do?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh. Do they say urine?

[Christy Lee]

No, they say you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a urine sample.

[Christy Lee]

Your rhinos.

[Josh Arnold]

Urinals.

[Christy Lee]

I notice that every time I'll be watching one of my shows and they'll pop up with urinals. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. But the reason they have these separate p. Only female urinals is because they were collecting all the pee. It's all for the. Yeah, it's a company called N. Literally. I'm not making NPK letters. NPK Recovery. They are taking the water from the festival and they are turning it into fertilizer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nitrogen.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that? Why not? I mean, it's a huge source, and the guy.

[Chick McGee]

The guy's quoted as saying, well, if we can get the. The MDMA out of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So who knows if the. That's. Is that Molly or Ecstasy?

[Josh Arnold]

Or ecstasy. Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

So you can, I guess, fertilize your mushrooms with. But interestingly enough, though, so there's a whole. This is. This is their. Their whole thing is the earth friendly recycling and the urine thing. And I'm surprised R. Kelly isn't on the bill.

[Pat Godwin]

Plays in jail.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

They wouldn't let him out. Do a gig.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, back to you, Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Georgia schools are bringing back cursive writing. Starting in the 2025 school year, third through fifth graders will once again be taught how to write incursive.

[Christy Lee]

They don't teach it anymore. I didn't know. I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

According to WSB tv, the Georgia Department of Education says handwriting practice in cursive helps improve reading and spelling by activating parts of the brain linked to literacy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Teachers have been saying for years and.

[Chick McGee]

Years it's very handy applying for a job in 1850.

[Christy Lee]

Now. Now for the. Yes. Let's listen to Tom's illuminating argument against what they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Cursive boosts writing fluency and helps free up mental energy for more advanced thinking and writing tasks.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why it was taught for so long. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Your thoughts.

[Chick McGee]

Wasting your time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'll tell you, my son just had his graduation party. He got a hundred cards, let's say three quarters of them. I had to read the card to him because the adult wrote it in cursive and he had no idea what they said.

[Tom Griswold]

So he wasn't taught cursive in school.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a form of illiterate.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what I don't. They could teach him cursive. Just better not teach him no sex education. I want him learning all about that.

[Christy Lee]

You know what you need?

[Tom Griswold]

A vacation.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with my new friend here. Just keep sex ed out of the school.

[Chick McGee]

My Uncle Clam taught me everything.

[Christy Lee]

Damn right. Ain't good enough for Uncle Cl. Ain't good enough for the school.

[Chick McGee]

Got kind of confused about which hole was right.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I finally sorted it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a waste of time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a waste of time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in case they become doctors, they can write prescriptions that can't be read.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you sign documents? How do you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Let alone what the teacher said is exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

When you focus like that.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, now you can read the Christmas card from your grandma with a five dollar bill in it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, of all the people.

[Josh Arnold]

$5.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It is puzzling that you're on this side of this, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't good at cursive, Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Something happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Something happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's a girl out at the lockers. Something about. She was writing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, sure. Marlene Klein can write great curses. And when she puts the reinforcements on her notebook.

[Christy Lee]

Love the reaffirm.

[Josh Arnold]

No one is mad about curse.

[Chick McGee]

I am. I'm against it.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. That's what I'm saying. Something personal.

[Tom Griswold]

Something happened to you. You want to admit it now or.

[Josh Arnold]

May not even remember.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't remember. I just hate. I just hate it. It's confusing. Hate writing. Writing. Writing was confusing enough. Now I got a. Make it do it like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Writing wasn't confusing enough.

[Tom Griswold]

How is it confusing?

[Chick McGee]

And then you have to make a. Remember the cursive, capital F. It's like. It's like drawing a map to your Serbia from Paris.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we are. This has answered our question.

[Christy Lee]

How about the Q or the. Or the Z?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you develop your own. Like, I have my own cursive now, you know, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you kind of do make it your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you kind of make it your Own.

[Chick McGee]

It's sort of like Spanglish in rich writing. You kind of. You kind of.

[Christy Lee]

It's a mixture of a printing.

[Chick McGee]

That's what mine is.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Only reason I got through college was because I printed neatly and figure some, you know, graduate assistants reading some, you know, the 400.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure there's a lot of stuff going on when you were in college. Your father making harried phone calls.

[Josh Arnold]

Donations.

[Christy Lee]

Donation buildings going on.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to miss name it after me. Just let my kid graduate.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, let him graduate. You can put an asterisk on it if you want. Just let him walk.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm opposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Tom, did your dad pay for your graduation too? Oh, yes, Neil. Yes. You're a good man.

[Chick McGee]

And now do you think here's another one. Do you think I get you? Well, will people be signing checks in 10 years?

[Tom Griswold]

They may not be signing checks.

[Christy Lee]

You know, when you legal documents the Chase app, when you endorse you, do you still have to endorse it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you endorse your back of your.

[Christy Lee]

Check when you do it on your app. You have to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. You don't. You have that thing where you're doing something and you have to click on which signature you like and you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's that, but that's Docusign. But that's different.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't everything going to be that way pretty soon?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's to say? I mean, well, you'll just put your palm up to whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Andy, Andy, Your prenup. Did you sign that or was it DocuSign?

[Christy Lee]

I forget. It was just so loud, the whole thing. She just talks and then you get around her family. Oh, my God. Dog and dog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're visiting this week.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Andy. Andy. Our things. Everything's so loud.

[Christy Lee]

So loud. I'm gonna go down to the hotel. She doesn't know about the hotel yet.

[Chick McGee]

She hid your pistol, didn't she?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not. I'm not saying. She's a lovely woman.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you. I'm not sure how we got here, but we arrived. Thank you very much. No matter where we go, we'll be back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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