The BOB & TOM Show - June 30, 2025

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The BOB & TOM Show - June 30, 2025: Detailed Summary

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show team on June 30, 2025, this episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" offers a vibrant mix of comedy, personal anecdotes, listener interactions, and sports updates. Below is a comprehensive summary capturing the key discussions and notable moments from the show.

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1. Opening Segment: Orange Barrels Everywhere

Chick McGee introduces the show with a humorous original song about encountering orange barrels ubiquitously around town.

• Chick McGee sings from [01:14] to [03:19], highlighting his frustration with the constant presence of orange barrels and the men behind them.

  "Why can't I be free? Look at Larry, Darrell, and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel..."
  (Chick McGee, [01:14])

This comedic segment sets a lighthearted tone for the episode, resonating with listeners familiar with local ordinances and road safety measures.

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2. Listener Letters and Audience Interaction

Christy Lee reads and discusses letters from listeners, bringing personal and relatable stories to the forefront.

• Letter from David:
  David humorously recounts his experiences with noisy coots in Florida, likening their presence to being constantly watched.

  "One of our two favorite words... how much I love Josh's flawless iced tea impersonation."
  (Chick McGee, [24:58])

• Letter from Steve in Louisville:
  Steve shares his excitement and fear about expecting his first child, seeking advice on managing parenthood.

  "You just gotta kind of... you're gonna be fine, you're gonna be great."
  (Christy Lee, [26:19])

• Letter from David About NFL Linebacker Mel Owens:
  David discusses Mel Owens' controversial comments on "The Golden Bachelor," expressing disapproval of Owens' age preferences and preferences regarding physical attributes.

  "I call him a jerk if he's going to talk like that. Who wants to go out with you?"
  (Chick McGee, [28:43])

These letters foster a sense of community, allowing listeners to connect over shared experiences and concerns.

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3. Personal Anecdotes: Road Trips and Travel Scams

The hosts delve into personal stories, blending humor with cautionary tales.

• Pat Godwin's Road Trip and Passport Scam:
  Pat shares his ordeal of falling victim to an online passport scam, leading to complications with his upcoming travel plans.

  "I asked do you have any hand sanitizer? They had a huge rack of Bowie knives... but they had everything. It was unbelievable."
  (Pat Godwin, [07:37])

• Chick McGee and Christy Lee Discuss Truck Stops:
  They humorously debate the amenities found at truck stops, contrasting their expectations with reality.

  "I drove twenty through town, their faces... the work remains a mystery."
  (Chick McGee, [03:00])

These segments blend storytelling with practical advice, highlighting the importance of vigilance while traveling.

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4. Sports Updates: LeBron James and the WNBA All-Star Game

Chick McGee delivers up-to-date sports news, focusing on prominent figures and upcoming events.

• LeBron James' Historic NBA Career:
  LeBron James is on the verge of setting a record in the NBA for playing a 23rd season, with discussions about his potential retirement looming.

  "LeBron James ain't going nowhere. He's happy being in the NBA for now, but he might be retiring."
  (Chick McGee, [52:56])

• WNBA All-Star Game Captains:
  Caitlin Clark and Nephija Collier are announced as the team captains for the WNBA All-Star Game, with plans to draft players later in the day.

  "They have to make the choices...They are going to draft teams just like they do in the NBA."
  (Chick McGee, [53:17])

These updates keep listeners informed about major developments in the sports world, celebrating achievements and anticipating future events.

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5. State and County Fair Culinary Delights

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the quirky and extravagant deep-fried foods featured at various state and county fairs.

• Deep-Fried Breadcrumbs and Novelty Foods:
  The hosts explore a myriad of deep-fried items such as butter, alligator nuggets, and unique concoctions like deep-fried avocado and cheesecake.

  "At the Texas State Fair, they had deep fried butter. The Wisconsin State Fair did deep fried sugar cream pie."
  (Christy Lee, [57:02] & Ace Cosby, [58:36])

• Listener Experiences with Deep-Fried Foods:
  Listeners share their own experiences and opinions on these fair treats, ranging from enthusiastic endorsements to humorous critiques.

  "It's like a lollipop. You can eat it like an egg apple."
  (Josh Arnold, [57:27])

This segment offers a mix of gastronomic curiosity and comedic banter, celebrating the adventurous side of fair food traditions.

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6. Health and Mental Well-being Discussions

The hosts address topics related to mental health, workplace stress, and the importance of taking breaks.

• Promotion of BetterHelp Therapy Services:
  Christy Lee discusses the benefits of online therapy through BetterHelp, emphasizing its accessibility and effectiveness in managing stress.

  "Therapy can help you navigate whatever challenges you might have with, for example, your workday or with lots of other aspects of your Life."
  (Christy Lee, [89:54])

• Conversation on Zoning Out and Brain Function:
  They reflect on the cognitive benefits of allowing the mind to wander, challenging the cultural stigma around boredom.

  "Zoning out may still play a productive role in learning. Scientists believe the findings offer insight into how humans process information while disengaged."
  (Ace Cosby, [90:03])

These discussions underline the show's commitment to addressing real-life issues, providing listeners with valuable insights into personal well-being.

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7. Final Sports and News Highlights

Closing segments wrap up the episode with additional sports news and intriguing stories.

• Malik Beasley's Gambling Allegations:
  Ace Cosby reports on Malik Beasley's investigation into alleged gambling activities related to NBA games, discussing the potential impact on his career and the Milwaukee Bucks.

  "Beasley recorded six rebounds that night. An investigation is not a charge."
  (Ace Cosby, [87:38])

• Beaver Activism in the UK:
  The hosts explore an underground network's efforts to reintroduce beavers into the wild in the UK, highlighting both environmental intentions and legal ramifications.

  "They are trying to bring illegally bring beavers... Authorities warn about potential welfare concerns and the spread of disease."
  (Ace Cosby, [129:42])

• Rectal Prolapse Incident:
  A bizarre story about a man developing rectal prolapse from excessive smartphone use on the toilet is discussed with a blend of concern and humor.

  "The patient told doctors that he was in the habit of spending as much as two hours watching short videos on his phone while squatting on a toilet."
  (Ace Cosby, [150:08])

These eclectic news items demonstrate the show's range, from serious sports controversies to odd medical cases, all delivered with their characteristic humor.

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8. Conclusion and Farewells

The episode concludes with playful banter about TV shows, dream interpretations, and humorous takes on reality TV concepts.

• Dreams and Professional Stress:
  The conversation circles back to the importance of mental breaks and the cognitive benefits of non-linear thinking, encouraging listeners to embrace moments of disengagement.

• Promotion of Raycon Everyday Earbuds:
  Chick McGee seamlessly integrates a casual promotion of Raycon earbuds into the conversation, highlighting their features and discounts.

  "Raycon's everyday earbuds... 32 hours of battery life, multi point connectivity..."
  (Chick McGee, [131:00])

Throughout the conclusion, the hosts maintain their engaging and humorous rapport, leaving listeners entertained and informed.

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Notable Quotes:

• "Life is music. Play it louder."
  Christy Lee reflecting on high school nicknames.
  (From Cynthia's letter, [21:55])

• "If you could fly I'd leave this worm behind and I'd free up my mind from this debris."
  Chick McGee in his orange barrels song.
  (Chick McGee, [02:27])

• "Zoning out may still play a productive role in learning."
  Ace Cosby discussing mental well-being.
  (Ace Cosby, [90:03])

• "Don't try to say that you have anything over any app."
  Josh Arnold critiquing reliance on navigation apps.
  (Josh Arnold, [09:08])

This episode exemplifies "The BOB & TOM Show's" blend of humor, personal storytelling, and diverse topics, ensuring a captivating listen for their nationwide audience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Includes in game purchases, including random items.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, welcome to ikea.

[Chick McGee]

This is my college campus, correct, But.

[Christy Lee]

I see you're on ikea.com ordering some college items.

[Chick McGee]

My daughter's room is pretty bare. We need a lamp, some comfy pillows.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Order Ikea literally anywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet.

[Chick McGee]

More time for gaming and studying. Wait, where are you going now?

[Tom Griswold]

Got to show the ultimate frisky team.

[Pat Godwin]

How easy it is to order from ikea.

[Christy Lee]

Get Ikea whenever, wherever, however you want. Choose from thousands of pickup locations, affordable.

[Tom Griswold]

Delivery options and more.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel looking back at me they have signs that say slow down. I drive 25 through town their faces.

[Christy Lee]

Are dark and dirty and brown Their.

[Chick McGee]

Look came back at me.

[Christy Lee]

Orange barrels.

[Chick McGee]

Orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels why can't I be free? Look at Larry, Darrel and D Standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel Looking back at me they stand in their stinking sweat I haven't seen them working yet they have to pee in a portalette and their butt crack smiles at me if I could fly I'd leave this worm behind and I'd free up my mind from.

[Christy Lee]

This debris and the orange barrels looking back at me Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels.

[Chick McGee]

Looking back at me look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel. They piss off my girlfriend Carol, who's.

[Christy Lee]

Sitting next to me.

[Chick McGee]

We drive through the rain and snow through orange barrels. Here we go. Will the work get done?

[Christy Lee]

Well, no one knows.

[Chick McGee]

It remains a my.

[Christy Lee]

Orange barrels, orange barrels, orange barrels, orange bar.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I know that music. Holy hell, is it that time already?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, come on, pants on.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't we lucky to be able to do this every day, over and over? It's the Bob and Tom show. Or, I mean, all right, Monday. Hey, let's see what you got. That's my Billy Bob Thorton from Landman. Tom, are you Watching Landman.

[Christy Lee]

I am not. I am not. What's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

We already. We have a visit.

[Chick McGee]

Do we live and breathe. It's Dr. To.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody hit the doctor to somebody. Let me tell you something. Here's what's. Here's what happened. Somebody who's about to be fired hit a button and I don't know who I was.

[Christy Lee]

Hell no. I moved. I moved this thing over. I was detailing something and I hit the. But. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not watching that. As much as I'm a big Billy Bob fan, I've not started that show yet. Yeah, I'm watching. What is it? Your Friends and Neighbors with John Hammer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm trying. I'm gonna try to watch that, but I. You watching it puts a castle on the proceedings. I just can't bring myself to. I thought you said you were watching Landman. Christie, Are you?

[Ace Cosby]

I am, yeah. I've.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the first episode? All right, Monday, let's see what you got.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoever his wife is, she is outstanding.

[Chick McGee]

It is Ali Larder.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

From.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her.

[Chick McGee]

Final Destination.

[Ace Cosby]

Wonderful in this. Yeah, she and her daughter make me laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

My least favorite part of that.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I hate.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I love them. They're so bad. They're good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very soap opera like.

[Chick McGee]

So you're watching it, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

I watched it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The first episode's real good. No, no spoiler.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of free time, you guys.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh. So how was your weekend? Let's hear.

[Christy Lee]

Busy, busy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, as we all know, we've all been taught many years ago, weekends are brutal for you. So what did you do this weekend, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of road work.

[Chick McGee]

Road work? In the road crew? In the car.

[Christy Lee]

I had a long, long road trip. It's a long story.

[Chick McGee]

Please. We. As you've said, it's a long show.

[Christy Lee]

I had to drop someone at a not so nearby airport and I was on the road for six hours. It's a very long six hours drive to Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago?

[Christy Lee]

Could be. I know I'm driving to Chicago actually today. So that's a whole other story.

[Chick McGee]

But wait a minute. Aren't you.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

But you're here tomorrow, but you're off Wednesday?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm. I'm here both days. But I'm not here here tomorrow. I'm going to be doing the show from Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's a. It's very complicated involving the federal government.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any reason you.

[Ace Cosby]

Passport not working situation?

[Chick McGee]

You're just telling us now that you're going to be out of studio tomorrow or that's the way you like to live your life?

[Christy Lee]

I like to live just on the edge. I did go.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys were talking about, take the days off.

[Christy Lee]

You guys were telling me about how great some of these truck stops are.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, Tom Griswold. Really? Of course, as you can hear, an alien who's trying to fit in with the rest of us and be a real person. Tell us about your experience at what you're calling truck stops. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I. I stopped at one in. Somewhere in Northern Kentucky, and this place was. They had a McDonald's in there. And I decided, I think I'm gonna go get a. One of those protein bars. Yeah, they probably won't have any. They had an array of these things that would make Whole Foods embarrassed. They had.

[Chick McGee]

You got off at a truck stop and immediately thought, well, they're not going to have any protein bars.

[Ace Cosby]

No. He thinks junk food and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure. And they have all that stuff, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, no, they have everything.

[Christy Lee]

The highlight was I said, do you have any hand sanitizer? Because my little hand sanitizer had run out. The woman who was very sweet goes, yeah, they're over there by the knives. And there was this huge rack of, like, Bowie knives, in case you want to, you know, eviscerate a raccoon. But they had everything. It was unbelievable. You guys were telling me about, I guess that your new favorite is Buc EE's.

[Chick McGee]

Bucky's.

[Christy Lee]

This was not a Buc EE's. This was a Pilot.

[Chick McGee]

Pilot.

[Christy Lee]

It was great. The restroom was clean.

[Ace Cosby]

Pilot Travel Center.

[Chick McGee]

I think Pilot is owned by the guy who owns the Browns, I think, Cleveland Brown.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's doing a nice job with his toilets. His toilet's much cleaner than the staff of the Cleveland Browns and the quarterback department.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, well, sure, you'll have that quite.

[Christy Lee]

Quite an adventure, though. Yeah, well, it's there. A lot of road construction. My God. Yeah. It has just traveled to Mars.

[Ace Cosby]

How did you go? Atlanta.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been here?

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like he drove to Cincinnati.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can't get from here to there anymore around here. It's completely ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

But alas, don't you wonder, though, hearing this story, don't you wonder seriously, how he got to where he was going and more importantly, how he got back by himself? By himself.

[Ace Cosby]

He got there with somebody in the car.

[Chick McGee]

True. You're right. Yeah. So you're by yourself.

[Christy Lee]

And then I decided to go off.

[Chick McGee]

Route, off book, as they say on Broadway. Yes, go on.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done that with you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's a lot of fun.

[Christy Lee]

It ended up in. Ended up taking three hours. It's a long story. I thought I could go a different way. It didn't work out, but I did learn something. The you should be learning the various apps are not always right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they're not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're still better than your computer.

[Chick McGee]

Is only as smart as the guy running the.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, that's right. They're better than you trying to figure out.

[Chick McGee]

Don't try to say that you have anything over any app.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'll flat out say it. Waze has never right. It's in ways has messed me up more than any other me big time. Yeah, I. I don't. I never use it.

[Christy Lee]

I got to a place and said oh, a 20 minute delay on the sign and there was a. The freeway was a parking lot that they didn't pick up on that apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

They'Ve also picked up on construction that wasn't there. I found that too.

[Christy Lee]

So who knows Anyway. But it was. Had quite the adventure. Was fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, sounds fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got a lot done. I listened to some. Some interesting stuff on the radio.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

I had. Had a good. Had a good. And I got to discover this beautiful.

[Ace Cosby]

Truck stop travel center is what they call them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh no. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Can I. Yeah, make a guess here. And all this. All this driving over the weekend, all the. Is a problem that if you're honest, you caused yourself.

[Christy Lee]

No, not really.

[Chick McGee]

Something. Something might have expired and I like and you forgot about it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean that. Oh, that's tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My passport expired. I didn't realize it. I didn't know they were only good for 10 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Only a decade.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Hang on, hang on. Timeouts. How long should a passport be good for? That wouldn't mess you up once you're.

[Christy Lee]

An adult, I figure, you know, in perpetuity, but like.

[Chick McGee]

Like a Supreme Court justice.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, so when you planned this trip, you didn't look at your passport to see.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not. I thought I just used it. I thought it was still valid in any event. But it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be okay. I did fall for the online scam. You go online and we'll get you a passport in two days.

[Tom Griswold]

You gave him some money?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I gave him 700 bucks.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Christy Lee]

And then. Yeah, you'll get your passport in two days. You fill everything out then at the last minute, it goes, before you send your documents, after you've paid, call this number. So I call the number and I get a guy going, hello. And I'm going, I buy. Yeah. I fill out the form. So what do I do? And he goes, we will get you the passport by July 7th. And I said, wait, no, it says the name of your, the name of your company is two day passport. This is like the one hour cleaning place. You walk in, got like this shirt in an hour. Oh, we can do it an hour, but we just can't do it till next Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

But it takes us an hour. Once we start.

[Christy Lee]

Once we start, it's an hour.

[Chick McGee]

It's an hour.

[Christy Lee]

So this scam, watch out for this one.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get your seven, seven bills back?

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna, what do you call it?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna go to court, test it on your credit card.

[Christy Lee]

I've already told the credit card company.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the law offices of Snowball in hell.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you think those guys would come up with a different partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Snowball's pretty good, but hell, hello, Snowball.

[Christy Lee]

I love. This was more than a week ago. We can do this in two business days. And the guy goes, no, we can't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, really.

[Chick McGee]

See, but do you hear what he's. Hear what he's going through?

[Christy Lee]

See, this is the problem. We don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're the problem.

[Christy Lee]

No, I do 10 years. If I were the judge, I would take this company. Everyone would go to prison for 30 years hard labor.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine. But I mean, you get an email out of the blue that just says, I can get you a passport in two days, that's an immediate delete.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't an email. It was. I went to their website.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he looked it up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, they had a website. Well, they must be legit.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you.

[Chick McGee]

You know that my only solace in this, the whole entire is everyone is hearing this. And they all realize he's the problem. He's not realizing it. Which is fine if you claim you.

[Christy Lee]

Can do it in two business days. Be able to, you know, live, live.

[Chick McGee]

Live up anything's passports once you reach the age of 18 or 21. 21. Let's say 20.

[Christy Lee]

Let's say 30.

[Chick McGee]

30 are good for the rest.

[Christy Lee]

I just forgot to look at it. It's my fault, but we'll be fine.

[Chick McGee]

There is kind of a sick feeling though, when you see it on your passenger.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you just go, are you kidding me?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, now a lot of people won't let you travel if it's six to eight months out that it expires. Yeah, that's what I'm dealing with right now. I have to get another one because mine expires two days in all truth, and I'm told eight months after I.

[Christy Lee]

Get back my old. I wish I had it with me. My old. The passport that I'm about to replace. The photograph of me is so bad.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was coming back into the country a few years ago and the guy looked at me and I was back in American soil. And he goes, sir, this is the worst photograph I have ever seen on a passport.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they put it on there, so.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I look like.

[Chick McGee]

You look like death from Dogma. Is that right? Remember, I was entirely white. Oh, Dogma.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill and Ted.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Bill and Ted. Yeah, Bill and Ted. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The great William Sadler.

[Chick McGee]

That's him. That's what Tom looks like on his passport photo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's awful. And so that's the good news. I've got a very nice passport photo. Now.

[Ace Cosby]

Who took it?

[Christy Lee]

I went to FedEx. My buddy Sean took it.

[Tom Griswold]

Who did the makeup and lights?

[Chick McGee]

Hair.

[Christy Lee]

And hair. And by the way, you. You. You can't wear a white shirt. Just so you know. Or wait a minute, you can't. Wearable. I forget what it is.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a whole list of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There's a bunch of rules. But I. Look, it's very nice. So we'll be getting to that.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you give you a digital copy or a hard copy?

[Christy Lee]

It's a hard copy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Now, it's. We have a lot of interesting things coming up in the world today. Very excited. We have some interesting things in the world of sports. Certainly we have. Who are the happiest people at their jobs in the news. Yeah, we have. We have more news from the annals of semen.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the anals from semen.

[Christy Lee]

Hoping you'd get to that. But we do have anal news. The headline has the words prolapsed anus in it, so I thought you'd be.

[Chick McGee]

One of our two of our favorite words.

[Christy Lee]

And for Josh, we have a little animal treat. Oh, good. And for stoners, we have some good news. And camel owners, we have also some good news. But right now, let's talk about the feeling you get when you're home secure, watching. What's the show you're watching? Billy Bob Thornton in peace of mind.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Say thank you very much jixter Also coming up today, very odd story about. Let's just say there's a Jack and the Beanstalk component to the story that I think is very exciting. Plus we have perhaps even Goldilocks news today. We're hitting all the all the good stuff coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Get in the zone Auto zone.

[Christy Lee]

John always listens to his truck.

[Tom Griswold]

So when his brakes start talking, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Goes to AutoZone where a helpful autozoner.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets him the right parts.

[Josh Arnold]

If John has time to put them in, he borrows a kit with lonatool.

[Christy Lee]

And if he doesn't, he gets a free shop referral.

[Josh Arnold]

No hassles, just help.

[Christy Lee]

Everything you need, nothing you don't.

[Chick McGee]

Get in the zone. Auto zone.

[Christy Lee]

Deposit required for loan A tool.

[Josh Arnold]

Restrictions apply.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom. You got some stuff on your show.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I see you shaking stuff out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just getting ready here.

[Chick McGee]

All right, let's get loose. Hitting loose.

[Christy Lee]

Couple of big experimental culinary adventures for me this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That is fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a name, a new name for a dish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But one was really good. One was not so good. Good. Okay, the really good one, I went to the soul food place.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet it was great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's unbelievable what you have. I had.

[Ace Cosby]

Who took you?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, everybody. First of all, get the kids into the other room.

[Tom Griswold]

Second off, questions are ask where did.

[Josh Arnold]

You think you were going?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't imagine you said okay to this, knowing where you were going, but go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I sat down, thought, am I at the license branch?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm looking for a good soul food place. So I.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you happen upon this?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. I'd read about it and Sam, my son, who's the culinary guy, took me. It was.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it was great.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I had fried chicken, mashed potatoes and green beans and cornbread.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Ace Cosby]

You ate a real meal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, it was the only one I had that day, so I felt okay. It was delicious. Now the other one was. I went to this. This. I'm not sure exactly what ethnicity. Something Asian based.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not forget that. He prefaced this. All right. So going to a soul food restaurant is now considered an experiment?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That'S right.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm not exactly sure what. But it was kind of. They had sort of sushi and lots of other stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Asian fusion. Was it like an Asian fusion restaurant?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it was like kind of chintzy, you know, if you know what I mean? Like the.

[Josh Arnold]

In a fancy way or in a.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, in a sort of low life way. Oh, it was, I think. I didn't know you could make chicken nuggets out of beef leather. Oh, it was really tough.

[Josh Arnold]

The quality.

[Chick McGee]

Now this chicken. Is this beef leather is a post tanned or. Yes, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Very chewy. All right, but, but so one. One. I don't. I'll never go back. The other one was the life.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so there you go.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit of a culinary experimentation. It's time for us to get to some letters here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it certainly is.

[Christy Lee]

We like to hear from you. You can find us bob and tom obandtom.com and what's happening over there, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show, we live in Florida and we are on a canal. We have coots in the canal. Oh, yeah, those birds. We were talking the old coot. They do sound like Chick's peacock impression. That one.

[Christy Lee]

Now the coots look like what?

[Chick McGee]

They're black and white.

[Ace Cosby]

Ducks.

[Chick McGee]

Ducks, yeah, yeah, they're duckish.

[Ace Cosby]

They're like a black face. Didn't they like beak.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Sean says he'll be sound Asleep at three in the morning and hear it really jars me out of a dead sleep every time. Unfortunately, there's no coot hunting season.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't the gators eat the coots?

[Chick McGee]

I would think it would be a lovely dinner for the gators. Or any snack anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that's why they're screaming.

[Ace Cosby]

Graham Blackbird with a white bill. I was wrong. It's backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can't do blackface. Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you said.

[Christy Lee]

You said blackface. I let it go. We were talking about nicknames and how the importance of. Of having a nickname and a good one is usually given by someone else. Almost always this comes to us from Cynthia. She writes your Bob and Tom show. I was in high school. I was a good student and a so called band nerd. I had a very high gpa, which earned me the nickname IBM.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

It was not set in a flattering manner as it usually meant I had ruined the grading curve. Fortunately, the nickname did not make it into the yearbook or follow me for the rest of my life. And she says special hello to Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, hello.

[Christy Lee]

And then she has a quote at the end here. Life is music. Play it louder.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Ace Cosby]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, is that from the Claptrap Institute? Is that what that's from?

[Christy Lee]

Of all people, you're the one that loves music more than anything.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but be quiet about it, okay? People, be quiet about it.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Music. Be quiet about it.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually keep it to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Where? I think music is intensely personal.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't play it around other people.

[Christy Lee]

I wish more restaurants felt that way.

[Chick McGee]

What's your problem now?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I also went to a place this weekend where the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. You need to stay home more.

[Christy Lee]

Disco lives forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievably loud.

[Ace Cosby]

Very popular still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but shut it off. I'm trying to eat, for God's sake.

[Chick McGee]

Now be honest. Are you trying to eat or are you trying to give your address?

[Christy Lee]

I could barely hear the people talking to me, it was so loud.

[Chick McGee]

Loud or they couldn't hear what you were saying?

[Christy Lee]

I was. I barely spoke.

[Josh Arnold]

There's been a shift in IBM over there. The nickname for the letter writer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She was called that because she was kind of a nerd and got good grades. There's been a shift since I was in school. And it was when we were in school. You didn't want straight A's, but you didn't want Fs. You just wanted to be nice. Absolutely. 2.8.

[Tom Griswold]

Dumb it down a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But now it seems kids like, if you aren't getting straight A's, you're not as cool as.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, my. Everybody, my senior class, 162 people. 162 students. Guess what my number graduating was. 81. Oh, right there in the sweet spot. Not too smart, not too stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you were hiding it, but closer to stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I was hiding it. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And my brother John was one of those hiders. Crazy smart. Could have gotten straight A's. Chose not to. Yeah, yeah. Weird. But now you talk to kids and it's like, no.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

There's a lot of pressure on them to get straight A's and take all those extra classes. And I mean, because if they.

[Christy Lee]

If they don't, they're gonna end up failures.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no pressure on my son taking extra classes, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like now it's peer pressure to get good grades.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Which is great.

[Christy Lee]

Or is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Why not do well?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. You've read at least five of my letters on the air. This is David. It's the Five Time Club again. Among them, he's recaps his letters that he sent us. How farting on Mount Everest keeps you from exploding.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that. Do you remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

But David, don't take it personally. We don't remember most.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like that would make sense though, doesn't it? The higher up you go, if you farted, you'd be in danger of exploding. If you didn't fart. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

The gas builds up.

[Christy Lee]

What? No.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Because that makes so sense from the point of view of physics. If you were deep sea diving, that would happen. You've heard of the anal bends?

[Chick McGee]

I've heard of the bends.

[Christy Lee]

Not as nitrogen ascosis. You look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Noise. He evidently. David sent us an email. Covering noises Josh makes during sex, including the quote, you're crushing my eclairs. I don't remember. I don't remember that letter.

[Christy Lee]

I like that very much.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, David, I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's your address?

[Chick McGee]

And of course, how much I love Josh's flawless iced tea impersonation.

[Christy Lee]

What's the movie again? Anaconda.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's snakes out there this big. You can't believe it.

[Chick McGee]

David from Dayton wants a prize for being in this. This multi. Multi letter.

[Christy Lee]

We'll work on that.

[Ace Cosby]

I quoted you. I quoted that quote. Yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it about snakes or was it about.

[Ace Cosby]

It was about snakes.

[Christy Lee]

And wait till you see. Wait till you see the story we have coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Were you in the. In the bedroom when that happened?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

The soul food place?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now, if you're just joining us. Hello. Hello. Thank you very much. This is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Once again, here's a letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. My name is Steven. I'm 32 years old, from Louisville, Kentucky. My wife and I are having our first baby in a few months. We're very excited, but at the same time, immensely terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Does Tom have any infinite wisdom he could pass to his parents? Yeah. So many kids. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Yeah. No one's ever ready.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean? You just gotta kind of. It's gonna happen. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be great.

[Ace Cosby]

Mike, I should shut up. My cousin, she had her second two weeks ago. My cousin, and it came while she was in the bathroom. Surprise.

[Christy Lee]

On the Potter.

[Ace Cosby]

On the toilet. Yes. Thank God her dad's a doctor. But she was like, mom, you need to get dad in here. She goes, he's on his way. No.

[Chick McGee]

Now, isn't there a show?

[Ace Cosby]

I can't believe I was there when he walked in. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

And they. All the plots are. I was going to the bathroom, and there's the baby.

[Ace Cosby]

She's like. She was. She knew she was in labor. They were getting ready to go to the hospital, but the baby didn't want to wait.

[Christy Lee]

I think in this case, I think they're kind of worried about raising a kid. They don't think they're ready and you'll be fine. Everybody does.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Just follow your heart.

[Chick McGee]

What Letterman say. I go, I don't want to have a baby. What if I get it stuck in a revolving door? I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that why your cousin's second baby is named Toto?

[Chick McGee]

Toto. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a bit of a, like, universal rundle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or American Standard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

No, her name is Sedona.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen those British toilets? When I was in England, my favorite British band, or brand, rather, was Armitage Shanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounded like a Dickens character.

[Chick McGee]

Stefan Armidge and Edmond Shanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Armitage Shanks.

[Christy Lee]

That. Yeah, that would all. That's a perfect Supreme Court justice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Justice Shanks in The opinion stated that the party of the first part. Well, good luck with the baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You got Steven and wife.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You got this.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be fine.

[Chick McGee]

Just put it in the pantry for a couple hours a day.

[Christy Lee]

This. This is kind of on the same topic. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Mike, Mark. That's who handles these letters, right? Put this letter out there. If you don't, at least tell God one. He gave me this idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Christy Lee]

It turns out if you go to a gender reveal, stick your finger out of your zipper, spin around and say, I'm a boy, fewer than 50% of the people will think it's funny.

[Ace Cosby]

Fewer than 50%.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad. That's not bad at all.

[Ace Cosby]

Not bad odds, really.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Worth the laugh. Under 50% now.

[Christy Lee]

Why does he blame you for this gag?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I said it on the air one time that I made a faux pas going to a gender reveal party. I walked up to a lady, went, I'm a boy.

[Chick McGee]

Zip.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't remember you doing it, but apparently Greg found it instructive and.

[Ace Cosby]

It was a big clip on Instagram this weekend, so I'm sure Greg was remembering that from the clip.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

It's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

How are we on time here? Well, it's got. Here we have one more letter. Do you have one?

[Chick McGee]

I got a couple. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Did anybody else do the homework over the weekend? I did, says Brian. That's right. I got about 20 minutes into the movie Gus, the field goal kicking mule we were talking about on Friday. So far I've learned that fat cheerleaders go on top of the pyramid. I don't know. That must be a running joke. And Gus, I guess that's pretty funny. I'll get back to you when I watch the rest of the movie.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Christy Lee]

I did not get to that this weekend.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I didn't either.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have to.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys have to take the show to Rio Grande, Ohio. Rio Grande, Ohio. Not sure how the pronunciation on that in Ohio, even though I'm from Ohio. Home of the Bob Evans farm days. It starts early and many people attend. They have plenty of food, like great cast iron cooked beans and apple cider and homemade arts and crafts for Christy. Local music and rides.

[Tom Griswold]

That's for me.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be great to have you. I would be the first one in line to meet you guys. That's from William.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they have biscuits and gravy. We're in.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about Bob Evans festival because that's where they used to have the chicken flying contest and sadly we've woked ourselves out of the chicken flying contest. That's where the.

[Christy Lee]

That's where they took this, the plunger and shoved him out of a 30 foot high mailbox.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Yeah. Oh, 30ft. Okay. Yeah, you put them. You put the chicken into the mailbox and one end and then take your plunger and open the door on the other end. By the way, do not forget to open the door on the other end. Okay. They've had a couple problems.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, that's how they invented press duck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Early on, Blue, you shove the chicken out with the plunger and see how far he can fly. Slash falls, slash hurdle.

[Christy Lee]

So it's called Bob Evans days.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Evans days. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'll certainly look forward to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sorry, Bob Evans Farm Festival, I guess is what they're calling it now. All right, so it's still there. But Saul's chicken flying.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I bet they've replaced it with something fun. We'll have to check it out.

[Chick McGee]

It must be fun. Chicken sausage, maybe a turtle flying contest. That'd be fun. Oh, just shoving the turtles out.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't shove them. Those, you throw those like a frisbee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can put those in a jugs machine.

[Chick McGee]

I'm over here. Near sighted. Tom's got 2020. Did you hear that? Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm going to read this exactly as written. Hi, name Chad. I'm your biggest fan. Love radio station. Love, Tom, Bob, Kirsty Lee. That's from Chad.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you, Chad.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi Chad.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm only reading because Chad kind of scared me.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

More letters. When we come back, a little bit of sporting news. Once again, for some reason, we have semen in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and I noticed something online. It was really cool. Nile Rogers and Chic were playing Glastonbury. Oh, really, really cool video. I think you guys are gonna love it. It's really fun.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, cool. We'll look forward to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Ray Ban.

[Chick McGee]

Meta Glasses are powered by Meta AI so you can get real time answers.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Meta, how bougie is Jade Garden? It's a trendy spot.

[Ace Cosby]

What's a color that pairs with this top?

[Pat Godwin]

Consider dark, earthy colors, charcoal or black. What are some good first date topics? Consider discussing favorite travel destinations or your favorite books.

[Chick McGee]

Get suggestions, inspiration and answers from your glasses. Ray Ban Meta glasses iconic style meets meta AI welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're reading listener emails right now. There's Josh. Hi, Christy and Pat. Ace. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

Going over the mailbag.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir, let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This comes to us from a T.S.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Ace Cosby]

Elliot?

[Christy Lee]

No, just T.S.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy Smith.

[Christy Lee]

If it were, if it were T.S. elliot, that would be quite a surprise. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you this. His actual name. The first, the T. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then. Yes, I like this as exactly.

[Christy Lee]

That's, that's false.

[Josh Arnold]

Giggle every time you saw, when you were in school that you saw E.E. cummings.

[Christy Lee]

The lowercase.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. But did you, I mean, did the last name get you laughing a little bit?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was far, far too sophisticated. Find the vulgarity.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to. I'd like to smack that sophistication. Right. Your face, you know. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I really found the lack of capitalization annoying.

[Chick McGee]

And he, he does it right away, doesn't he? Small E. Period. Small E. Period.

[Christy Lee]

Small C. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

His shift button was broke. What are you gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What are you gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see now this TS Rights. I was not feeling well the other day and I had to go to the walk in clinic. In the lobby there were tissue boxes advertising calis. Long time listener. Love the show.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Erectile dysfunction in A clean. I see the irony.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah, yeah. You get the Cialis?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can use those tissues. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Does anyone ever go into one of these emergency clinics that ask for dysfunction?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure it's happened.

[Christy Lee]

People there with head injuries and I got a broken leg right now. Okay. What are you here for? Sir, there's a man behind you. He's bleeding profusely from the ear. And what would you like? Like I need something for erectile dysfunction.

[Josh Arnold]

She's in the car.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I've told her and she's still in the car. So this is what they call a cinch.

[Christy Lee]

Which one of these works the quickest?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. This is from Pat. Several years ago we spent our vacation in San Antonio. Pacifically word used for chicks benefit to go to Schlitterbahn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The water park of the stars. The place is pretty amazing. It borders an actively moving river in which the water park siphons off the water in order to power at least 50% of the slides. Very cool. The water's kind of murky, but safe. They have a lazy river with a swim up bar. The best attraction though is called the torrent. It's like a lazy river on steroids. You step in and are immediately swept away by the strong current.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother was telling me about how like that's the best way to get from one side of the park to the other.

[Chick McGee]

Really? You step in, you're swept away. You flip around, ass over teacup, smacking into other people. Because the current is so strong without. But no one cares. It says it is such a rush. It's the closest feeling to being flushed down a giant toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

The monkey water part bothers me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, does it? Do they have lifeguards all along?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, they must have. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I also kind of like hey, at your own risk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You want to. You want to get the rush. Do it every water.

[Chick McGee]

Parker. Anybody? Any water list of right at the bottom. Swim at your own risk.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a grown up.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Make wise choices.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Does he stand up in a court of law?

[Chick McGee]

He told him to swim at his own risk.

[Christy Lee]

Let me see if I can find it. There was a story about a one of those giant slides in Japan. Oh, here it is. I just found it. This fits right in. A newly opened giant slide in southwestern Japan has been closed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

After four people sustained broken bones. The 98 foot tall slide at the top of Mount Sarakura in Kitakayushi. That's not even close. I'm so. I apologize for those that are. Kita Yushu, a popular night spot. It opened to the public April 25, but a tourist from Taiwan broke her shin on May 28. While you, the local government, subsequently uncovered three other cases involving people breaking bones. The slide has been closed since June 3rd. So there you go. A little too dangerous now it looks like from this article the 50 Foot High Monkey bars are still open. Oh, hold on tight, mister. You're gonna break your butt.

[Chick McGee]

That is exciting stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys talked about sayings dads and grandmas and grandpas would say months ago. Well, it's the topic lives, Josh. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see the date on this email. You don't have to just dig things up from underneath your stack of papers.

[Christy Lee]

This was written to us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. That's one of the best things we've ever done. I'm trying to get him to do it. And how old is it?

[Christy Lee]

It's written Saturday, January, June 28th.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Well, people listen to the show at their own leisure. Josh, precious.

[Chick McGee]

Today's headline.

[Christy Lee]

Takes time to edit out your segments. Sorry I emailed so late. I listen to your show on podcast when I can. This is from Amy.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Amy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, man.

[Christy Lee]

She writes her dad would say that's worse than a hickey on a hemorrhoid.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Very few things would be worse than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Amy, when you listen to this, in four months you'll see that we enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

2020 hindsight. Let's not do that letter.

[Ace Cosby]

That's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Worse than.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top show, your discussion about female urinals. As I say because I'm half British, more than half female urinals jogged my memory from my college days. My experience with a female urinal came when I was about to start college. My then girlfriend decided to go and check out the university before class to just to scope out the campus. We got to the gym, she said it was a good time to go to the facilities. There was a large sign on the door that emphatically stated women's. So she went in too long, didn't read and we do. Do we have the. The picture of the female urinal? It's really something and it's hard to describe. It looks like a man's urinal, but at the bottom there's a trough that juts out into the room.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

It is really something though.

[Christy Lee]

How high is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's A standard height for a urinal.

[Christy Lee]

So if you're short, short of stature.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a duck bill. Looks like the, the bottom half of a duck bill.

[Ace Cosby]

And I believe supposed to squat over that.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. And the one, I think you're supposed to face it.

[Ace Cosby]

Face it and sit on that.

[Chick McGee]

The one on the right also is a female urinal.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you have to sit sense.

[Christy Lee]

You hover. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, what's the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's something in the middle of that one.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the duck bill thing for?

[Josh Arnold]

So that when you pee standing it.

[Ace Cosby]

It catches everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't go on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there has to be splashing.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are we explaining women urinating to you? Aren't you?

[Christy Lee]

Because there are many of our listeners really loving it. This all started.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not going to take off.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This all started because of Glastonbury.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Festival. They're trying to recycle the urine and so they, they have created female urinals that essentially look like holes that you hover over.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

So not particularly comfortable. But this did lead to Chick's contention that most men when have given the opportunity will sit to urinate, which I would never do.

[Chick McGee]

I. I stand by my, my outlandish accusation.

[Christy Lee]

You did this before this became a thing on Seinfeld. You always said on this show that you would always take your shirt off in the, in the men's room.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did. And as the years I realized how that should have been. Must have high hindsight, a private moment between us because people ask me about it if they see me. So you take your shirt off when you poop, huh? You know, I mean, I know a.

[Christy Lee]

Lot of people who do that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little jarring.

[Christy Lee]

Could I borrow yours? I'd like to wipe with it. Well. Well, keep the letters coming. It's Bob and tomobandtom.com coming up. I have a couple of real deep fried items being served at various fairs.

[Josh Arnold]

It is the season.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Some of these sound absolutely delicious. And I've also found a place that we can try one of these. Maybe Wednesday. I found a place that will actually do this for us. So we'll look forward to it. What am I talking about? Well, you'll see. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com Meta AI is.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I am Chick and hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. That's great to be add up, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Now greetings to Ms. Hooker over there. I like that look. Got the looks like a man shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Has that. Has that look like you just woke up and after. Oh, you. You ripped my blouse to shreds in a moment of passion. I'll have to take one of your shirts. Look how big it is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why, but I've always been oddly, perversely just captivated by Tom's sexual situations that he brings up. I don't under. What? Tom? What? Yeah, I mean, so in your scenario.

[Christy Lee]

There was, there was some adult activity that she was engaged in last evening in which much of her clothing was torn to shreds. Like that scene. Like that scene in Body Heat where he throws the chair through the window.

[Chick McGee]

That seems to be a little much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's got that cool music playing. And then when she wakes up in the morning, he, of course, asleep, and I believe the term is spent, disconnected. And then she has to all just put on his shirt that she's walking around, you know, making waffles, wearing nothing but his shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

I think that's all right. Except for the. Her closer. And. And like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What are you nuts?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's just she wakes up, it's on the floor, she picks it up, she puts it on. That's the sexy part, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think women also know that it'll drape over their.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. But yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Covers everything. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like wearing a big robe.

[Christy Lee]

You're taking out the cool part where he rips them off in a moment.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't rip a woman's clothes like that unless she gives you explicit permission.

[Christy Lee]

Clearly make sure it's only buttons. This is. This is obvious. A consensual, even.

[Josh Arnold]

Consensual, though.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I used the phrase to you. Sexual assault. When you're making these comments, why don't you listen to me?

[Josh Arnold]

No matter how much she wants it, you rip her favorite shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently she doesn't want it enough.

[Chick McGee]

And why is that? Why are women's like you, you gals, you've. You've Females go out and buy a shirt and it's $190 and I can go out buy a shirt. It's 85. Why is that?

[Ace Cosby]

Because women will spend the money.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the only reason?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, they know they've got us. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From someone who doesn't know. You look at the shirts, they seem.

[Ace Cosby]

They look alike.

[Chick McGee]

They look alike.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

You could wear. Then you could just wear boys clothing all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

You have ripped.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it. Yeah. It's in style right now. And the oversized shirts and the stripes and that whole thing. So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Adam, you ever ripped your own shirt off?

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say. Yeah. That's common.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Button down or.

[Christy Lee]

Now were you just flexing your.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you know, it's like an older shirt. You're not really that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Does that turn your. Does it turns you on?

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite an effect.

[Chick McGee]

There's somebody out there.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Has oninism on such a high self.

[Christy Lee]

Pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

That he's just so into himself. I'm tearing my own clothes.

[Ace Cosby]

That is a. That's kind of where I was.

[Josh Arnold]

And he talks to. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a nice shirt?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. I don't care. I taught me a lesson. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Time now to go back to our mailbag before we get to sports. All right, sir, if you don't mind. This is interesting. I heard you guys talking about recurring dreams. We all have Christie's. You usually have a one about being a DJ and the thing is running.

[Ace Cosby]

Out and you have no music to go.

[Christy Lee]

They often involve one's profession. What you do. This comes to us from a police officer in Iowa. I've been in law enforcement since 1997. Over the quarter of a century, I have this dream once or twice a week. The plot and the storyline changes, but it always ends up in close quarters with a gun battle and no matter how hard I squeeze the trigger, my gun won't shoot. I seem to be running in slow motion. Everybody else is moving at regular speed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've had that dream. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Stressful.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So that is. They are. They all seem to have the same sort of ending, which is you. You're in this horrible situation or in. In the case of being a dj, it's not the end of the world. Music runs out, but it's an anxiety producing situation.

[Pat Godwin]

Whenever I have a fight dream and I go to punch someone, like I can't. Like there's no force behind.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Like I just tap their face.

[Josh Arnold]

Like you're underwater.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a frustrating one too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Never had a fight dream.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I have a lot of fight dreams.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Anybody include a lot of you in here?

[Christy Lee]

I was just gonna say anybody.

[Chick McGee]

I don't find that surprising.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody we know in the. Well, if you have a dream about ripping the shirts off, let me know.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to hear about them.

[Chick McGee]

I have the one where you're running and you're not running fast at all. Really? That' yeah. And I mean, we can do the math on. His gun won't fire, you know?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, though, it might actually be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's a cop. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This guy has genuinely been involved.

[Chick McGee]

I say it's something about his penis and his mom, you know, that.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you ever have the flying dream?

[Chick McGee]

I never have flying.

[Ace Cosby]

I have flying dreams. They're the best.

[Chick McGee]

I have a. I have a jumping dream.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Where I jump really high. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Like a trampoline.

[Chick McGee]

I can stay up in the air a long time, but I'm not flying.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you, man. I can. I can flights of stairs in one bound.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's awesome. Absolutely. I jump as high as trees.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Land safely. No flying, though. I'm a modest dreamer.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a bounder.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. He's a bounder.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that's about.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Chris, who writes. I'm just catching up on some old shows. You were talking about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. They were in the news because they all discovered got 400% raise and a.

[Chick McGee]

Second season on the Cowboy Cheerleaders on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

I was serving in the Marines in 2005. Deployed to Gitmo. My grandfather passed away, so. And as my unit shipped out, I was allowed to attend his funeral. And upon my return to Cuba, our connection flight was in Florida. I was on the plane and in uniform. But I noticed the plane was filling up with young, attractive women. One of the ladies sat beside me and explained she was a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. They were doing a special USO event at Gitmo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Cool. We chatted on the way down. They were very nice, very enthusiastic, and looking forward to going to the base in Cuba.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that's a naked pyramid I'd like to see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. I stepped off the plane first when we arrived at the base and had to let my staff sergeant know that I made some friends on the way down. The cheerleaders were then invited to come and shoot machine guns at our base on the range.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this might be the hottest thing that's ever happened.

[Christy Lee]

The Dallas Cowboy cheerleader is shooting machine guns. What is that?

[Chick McGee]

What is that magazine that always has a girl with. With the black on their face and, you know, the undercover with a big machine gun on the. Like, Soldier of Fortune or. Yeah, or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So did they actually do it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dallas Cowboy cheerleader shooting off machine guns.

[Ace Cosby]

Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

You've shot a machine gun, right? I've been a few.

[Chick McGee]

We shot.

[Ace Cosby]

We shot an Uzi AK47s.

[Chick McGee]

It's terrifying how much force there is when you pull the two. It's unbelievable. You have no idea until you've done it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've only fired a rifle. I've never fired a automatic.

[Christy Lee]

We can set you up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, if you'd like.

[Christy Lee]

If you liked it. If you'd like to do that. Dear Bob and Tom show. I petitioned the court that Tom be restricted from speaking certain phrases on the air.

[Chick McGee]

I'm 100, for example.

[Christy Lee]

Wash that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's going nowhere. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I would like. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh likes my veto that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not. Okay. Let's not lose. Wash that thing. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That's. That's so far the only one. Oh, all right. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear how he said it to me?

[Christy Lee]

Music.

[Chick McGee]

Wash that down like Dr. John.

[Christy Lee]

Watch that thing. Everything is everything.

[Chick McGee]

Everything's everything. That's right. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Now, what's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

LeBron James ain't ain't going nowhere. Apparently, he's happy being in the NBA for now, but he's. But he might be retiring. He's setting a record for playing in the league longest.

[Ace Cosby]

How old is he?

[Chick McGee]

40 on 42. It'll be as. It'll be his 23rd season coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

That's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see what else oh. WNBA all star game to be held in Indianapolis. We've got a new. They're going to draft players. Caitlin Clark and Nephija Collier have been named team captains.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They're going to draft each and every player for the, for the game, and.

[Christy Lee]

They have to make the choices.

[Chick McGee]

Wimbledon starts today. Yeah, they're going to. There's going to a pool of players and they're going to. To pick teams just like they do in the NBA. Kind of. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That'll potentially generate some hostility.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, certainly.

[Ace Cosby]

Is her injury better?

[Chick McGee]

I know she, she has a groin. She's working through it and they won over the weekend, but you did not play.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What city is hosting Wimbledon this year?

[Chick McGee]

Carlos. Carlos. Escape from Alcaraz is your favorite going into Wimbledon. That starts today, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, I guess we'll find.

[Chick McGee]

Out what's strawberries and cream and who knows where it will be this year.

[Christy Lee]

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[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is in the news already. And we'll find out what's going on with that for those.

[Ace Cosby]

He obviously doesn't know the rules.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He clearly opened his mouth when he shouldn't.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

We have a fun train news. And Campbell's in the news. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. If you're thirsting for asphalt melting your work boots. Tape measure has anger issues.

[Chick McGee]

Nail guns top Talking smack again in hard hat. Baked onto head level refreshments.

[Christy Lee]

We definitely have that. Cool off with Gatorade Summer Blaze. Available only at Circle K. When you're feeling the heat, Circle K makes your day.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Tom. Looking for something in a cup right now, which is always just trying to.

[Christy Lee]

Distinguish my iced tea versus my hot tea.

[Chick McGee]

You haven't spilled anything yet today.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I have. I've already cleaned it up.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Bless your heart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the lips on these cups stick out too far. And I. Yeah, everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone heard that, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, he was talking to me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's be clear.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Now, you need a more.

[Chick McGee]

Gloss over this. Your problem is the lips on the cup stick out too far. You need a more streamlined.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is a different cup than I normally use.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Christy Lee]

I was busy over here and spilled. It's cool. We're good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We can move forward.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Since we have Ms. Hooker here, she's our. Our culinary consultant, if you will. Yes, cc, we have.

[Chick McGee]

So you see, right.

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple of things that are. Have been in the past served up at state fairs. Oh, yeah, there's that thing. It's the deep fry. I don't know when this started. It's just the.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember the Oreo was the big.

[Christy Lee]

Was that the first one?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I feel like it was fried Oreo.

[Chick McGee]

Or was it Snickers? Snickers was right there, too.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You know what? He might be right.

[Pat Godwin]

The untraditional deep fry is what we'll call it the.

[Chick McGee]

The dough that they deep fried and just put water in it somehow. And you just ate the dough that. I think that deep fried water might have been my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Well, here we go. At the Texas State Fair, they Had deep fried butter.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Again. So how do they isolate it so that it doesn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Just usually in a deep freezer, they'll do a deep freeze before they dip it in batter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And then do it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. So this. Okay. The deep fried alligator at the Minnesota State Fair.

[Ace Cosby]

Chick and I have had that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet Christy and I are the only people that had a deep fried alligator. Ask me what it tastes like.

[Pat Godwin]

Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Tastes like chicken. And thank God we had ranch dressing.

[Ace Cosby]

We had it at a dog track.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Did a little bit of inquiry to this. There is a place we can get that. That.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very close.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And they have it every day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Deep fried alligator.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they're nuggets.

[Chick McGee]

It's fresh gator, though, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Right out of the white.

[Christy Lee]

The Wisconsin. The Wisconsin State Veer State Fair rather did deep fried beer, which makes perfect sense.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder. I am curious about that one.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like.

[Ace Cosby]

How do they do that?

[Chick McGee]

Warm beer.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how they do any of these.

[Pat Godwin]

Again, I keep thinking it's the deep freezer. There's a. There's a. There's a freezer. Like a commercial grade, like scientific crazy freezer Viking, probably.

[Christy Lee]

What? They freeze the beer and then they put. Then they wrap it in the. In the dough and then they deep fry it.

[Pat Godwin]

And the deep fryer is so hot that it's literally. You dip it in and take it right back out.

[Christy Lee]

So it just cooks the outside. Deep fried Mac and cheese. That sounds good. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

We've had that. We had that at ours.

[Christy Lee]

North Carolina State Fair has done that. This, I think sounds great. Arizona State Fair did deep fried cheeseburger on a stick.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Like a burger sickle.

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't sound bad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Like little slider ones.

[Christy Lee]

They would have to be relatively small, but how they would stay together.

[Chick McGee]

You had me a deep fried ham.

[Christy Lee]

Cheeseburger, but I think they. I. I'm guessing they would be relatively small, skewered like a corn dog.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so you think. Oh, I never thought about that. So you think that they're. The stick goes through them in there. Instead of being hamburger shaped, they're shaped like.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's true. Or it could be. What's. What's the Dairy Queen one? That's a circle. A deli bar. It could. It could be like that. Circular. That way too.

[Christy Lee]

The Georgia National Fair did deep fried peach cobbler.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds really good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that does sound really good.

[Chick McGee]

Not a fan of the cobbler.

[Ace Cosby]

I love peach cobbler.

[Pat Godwin]

Not any cobbler.

[Chick McGee]

No cobbler.

[Christy Lee]

You're kidding me.

[Ace Cosby]

This is wrong. It's like a pie.

[Christy Lee]

Ironic. Anyone with all. With you spending all your time buying shoes and yet you don't like cobbler. Anyone want to take this? Is Freud around?

[Chick McGee]

Is there anything I could say that you don't end up hurting me? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

I hope not.

[Chick McGee]

This is a cobbler free zone over here. I don't like peach, apple, whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

No fruit cobbler.

[Chick McGee]

No fruit cobbler only.

[Pat Godwin]

Only cream pies. Over here.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate cobble.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't like fruit pie?

[Chick McGee]

Green pie. I don't like fruit pie.

[Christy Lee]

Green pie. The Indiana State Fair did deep fried sugar cream pie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That is the. That is the state pie.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I. I forgot about sugar cream pie. That is a good pie.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no fruit.

[Tom Griswold]

What is sugar cream pie?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard of it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you take your sugar, your cream and make a pie.

[Pat Godwin]

It is. It takes a long time.

[Christy Lee]

It's got. Look at. Look at the recipe. Sugar, great cream, great pie. Grape. How could it possibly go wrong?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a little runny?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's like any. It's like any cream pie that you've ever. I gotta stop saying that. Except you don't. You won't add a flavor like. You don't add cocoa for chocolate or bananas for bananas.

[Tom Griswold]

Natural cream pie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, very natural.

[Christy Lee]

The Ohio State Fair did a.

[Chick McGee]

The best fair in the land.

[Christy Lee]

Deep fried buckeye pie with peanut butter and chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

How. Tell me you're a buckeye. And without telling me you're a buckeye anything. Peanut butter and chocolate. I'm in, buddy. I'm in.

[Christy Lee]

Alabama State Fair to deep fried banana pudding.

[Chick McGee]

You think they call it shaky pudding there in Bama? I bet they do. Remember, Shaky Pudding. You remember Shaky Pud?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that from like Five Easy Pieces or Gator or one of those 70 movies?

[Josh Arnold]

The margin between.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that Shakespeare or Mad magazine. I forget which one. It's all over here. Deep fried green chili in New Mexico at the New Mexico state.

[Ace Cosby]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Does it?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, I read it wrong. Deep fried green chili cheesecake. Whoa. Now there, you got three things going on.

[Chick McGee]

Are you fellas and ladies ready? Shaky pudding from the fabulous movie White Lightning. See, we're close with Burt Reynolds and I believe Jerry Lee. Not Jerry Lee. Jerry Reed is in it. Here's the line. Now I know why they call you Gator. You like that shaky pudding.

[Christy Lee]

That makes no sense.

[Chick McGee]

Booters. Gator. I don't know what that.

[Christy Lee]

Why does that make sense?

[Chick McGee]

Up here. Shaky pudding clip from White Lightning. Are you ready? Remember what I said?

[Pat Godwin]

What'd she say?

[Ace Cosby]

I was telling about my recipe for shaky pudding. Shaky pudding.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

Like to try some.

[Chick McGee]

White lightning?

[Ace Cosby]

I remember that, actually.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I need to know the recipe.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's just her vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

Vagina sounds a little dirty.

[Ace Cosby]

The way she shakes her.

[Pat Godwin]

She sold the hell out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to try shaking the bowl.

[Christy Lee]

You make the p. Who is the lady?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who the lady is. Who says that? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

And that's to Burt Reynolds.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that was a franchise. So there's White Lightning and Gatorade.

[Christy Lee]

Gator.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Jennifer Billingsley plays Lou and she says the shaky pudding line. And of course, Bert Reynolds plays Gator McCluskey.

[Ace Cosby]

They're running Whisk. Well, Everclear.

[Chick McGee]

They're running shine. She tempts Gator.

[Christy Lee]

Actually doing a shaky pudding.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, go ahead. My fault. Entirely my fault.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus. Of the movie Gator.

[Chick McGee]

Yell at me later.

[Ace Cosby]

It's White Lightning is the movie.

[Chick McGee]

It's White Lightning.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think Gator might have been the sequel.

[Josh Arnold]

And let's be fair. The Venn diagram of state fair foods. And those who have seen Gator.

[Chick McGee]

Really tight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's start. Why are you explaining it to them? This one is really something. The Illinois State Fair did this one. Deep fried spaghetti and meatballs on a stick.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So that's got to be like, I guess, a globe of. I mean, that would be hard to eat.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, it might be great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I'm guessing they use gelatin in some of these to hold the stuff together. And then the deep fry happens.

[Christy Lee]

Did you eat that? You. But you'd have to. I. That would be, I would think, extraordinarily messy.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what's messy.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, shaky pudding.

[Chick McGee]

Eating shaky pudding gets messy. But some guys don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

There, I got my bib.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right I do. I'm ready. I'm ready for that shaky.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet, sweet, shaky.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, everybody. If you're just joining us. If you're just joining us, hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We were just reviewing some of the fine deep fried items served at a variety of state fairs and county fairs.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever had any of these deep fried items?

[Ace Cosby]

No, there's no way.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

None of the ones that I read. I'd like to try a couple. Couple of them or.

[Chick McGee]

You don't even like corn dogs, right?

[Christy Lee]

I am not a big corn dog fan.

[Ace Cosby]

Although he did have many corn dogs and he liked those.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't know what he was eating.

[Christy Lee]

I grabbed a couple walking by and.

[Pat Godwin]

What did you call them?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you some sort of some breaded dog? Ar an elitist? I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I just, I was starving.

[Chick McGee]

You and Dorothy Parker had them at the Circle? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, my daughter was eating something and I walked by, hadn't eaten all day and. What are these? And they weren't too, they weren't bad. They're like little weenie winks with. What are they called?

[Ace Cosby]

We all know what a mini corn dog is.

[Christy Lee]

I never had one. I'm not a big corn dog fan. For a traditional bun with a hot.

[Chick McGee]

Dog, what do you have in your hot dog? Ketchup or mustard?

[Christy Lee]

I kind of like them plain, frankly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's. Josh, you want to tell them?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I, I, I, I would never judge anybody with how they have.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's wrong. A plain hot dog is wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you have your dog?

[Chick McGee]

Onion mustard.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom, boom.

[Chick McGee]

That's it?

[Josh Arnold]

Only the onion and mustard?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my favorite.

[Ace Cosby]

I used to have ketchup only.

[Chick McGee]

I used to have ketchup only. And I aged out of ketchup.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, it's my understanding you eat yours like corn in the cob because you don't want to give any ideas.

[Chick McGee]

She doesn't want anything going viral. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay, now it's time to check in briefly with the sports sporting scene.

[Josh Arnold]

We just talked about a bunch of deep fried state fair food. Is it because there is new state fair?

[Christy Lee]

There always is. I just was going over I, I, a bunch of stuff from the past. Every year the state fair will announce.

[Tom Griswold]

Got our hopes up.

[Pat Godwin]

And then county fair season, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they have like raccoon knuckle sliders coming somewhere. Yeah. Meth dusted corn dogs. You know, stuff that people.

[Chick McGee]

How about this, Josh? Several new and creative deep fried foods have debuted at major league baseball stadiums this season.

[Christy Lee]

Season.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Some highlights. I'm trying to, I'm trying to keep. Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Deep fried peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches. Fried zeppeli.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

Z, E, P P O L. Is.

[Christy Lee]

That from this as Led Zeppelin 4.

[Chick McGee]

It's an Italian pastry.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great album.

[Chick McGee]

Deep fried pizza. You didn't have that, did you?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They're deep frying pizza. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Tom. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, how in the hell could they do that? Yankee Stadium is fried zeppoli. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

It's like an elephant ear.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's. Yeah, it's a. Just a pastry with a lot of powdered sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Powdered sugar toppings with cannoli cream, chocolate sauce and raspberry sauce. Deep fried pizza. A deep fried crust stuffed with mozzarella, pepperoni and marinara sauce.

[Christy Lee]

Has anyone ever tried a thing where you. You. It's like a. You bring your own BYO and they fry it.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a bad idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You walk up and hand them something. They have to put it in the fryer.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Can you deep fry this can of Mountain Dew? I'll leave the can.

[Chick McGee]

I might have to do this at the compound. Fried crab dip.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. It would be like a cheese ball.

[Chick McGee]

Like Oriole park in Baltimore. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that. That's lottery winner food.

[Christy Lee]

We got this money now.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me you won the lottery without telling me. Oreo park crab dip is stuffed into jumbo pasta shells. Breaded, fried and dusted with Old Bay.

[Pat Godwin]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

That's good eating right there. And Polish cannonballs. This is where you take a square of food and put it in your hand and dunk it in the deep fryer.

[Tom Griswold]

Your hand and.

[Chick McGee]

And the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

Polish cannonballs. They are deep fried bites made with egg noodles, kielbasa cabbage, bacon, and cheddar cheese.

[Christy Lee]

They're not square. Josh. Those are the Polish bowling balls.

[Chick McGee]

One hole that went over like a Polish bowling ball.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Here we go. LeBron James is exercising his $52.6 million option with the Lakers for 2527, confirming that he will become the first player in NBA history to play a 23rd season. A person with knowledge of the situation. The person said that James nor the team has announced the decision publicly. But that's where they're headed. James turns 41 in December this year he's been an all the NBA pick in 21 of his 22 seasons in the league. And I bet that one season he didn't make it really bugs the hell out of him. In the wnba, Caitlin Clark and Nefija Collier will captain the WNBA All Stars game next month. The league announced this yesterday. Clark received 1.2 million votes and Collier about a hundred thousand fewer. The two will draft fellow starters from a group that will be revealed later today.

[Christy Lee]

Does that put too much pressure on them, though?

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, they've been doing this in the NBA. I know, but it did for like LeBron and Stephen.

[Christy Lee]

You feel, wouldn't you feel obligated to pick, remember when you were a kid and you'd pick teams? It was, there was a lot of politics to it.

[Chick McGee]

I'll bring up the, the, what do they call something? The white elephant in the room. Is that right? No, that's not the elephant in the room. No color.

[Pat Godwin]

No. That's Christmas elephant.

[Chick McGee]

White elephant sale is. Do you think this would be a bigger problem in the WNBA because it's female related or there's more cat fighting. More cat fights.

[Christy Lee]

It's the best thing that's ever happened.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't pick him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's, there's the almost WWE component of this is very helpful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think it is.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I went to one of the games, loved it. I'm going back, as they say, Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

Vegas, Minnesota, Golden State and Atlanta. One in the WNBA yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to find out about Wimbledon and more things in the world of sports. I've also got some new stuff from state fairs that are somewhat. A couple of them are a little bit disturbing. But deep fried fingers.

[Ace Cosby]

That'd be disturbing.

[Chick McGee]

No, like lady fingers.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was carney.

[Christy Lee]

I'll bet that's how deep fried.

[Chick McGee]

Carney finger. They could call it carney fingers. You know, you know like they make. What do they make? Earthworms? Don't they make.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With gummy, gummy worms coming out of chocolate pudding or whatever cardi fingers.

[Christy Lee]

The chocolate would be under the chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Would be under the fingernails. That's exactly right. That's where I was headed. Dirty filthy carnies. You know how they are.

[Christy Lee]

Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. no matter how you travel, it's good to have a plan. Some people plan every minute. No sleep, bus, museum, another museum. While others only plan to take it day by day. When it comes to your finances, a plan is just as important. You can count on Credit Karma to give you the insights you need to understand your options so you can take charge of your financial path and find your way to money Intuit. Credit Karma Karma you can count on. Download the app today. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

We'll get back to sports in just a second. We promised we would read this letter almost every day, so I think we should read it one more time at least.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

This comes to us, of course, from Craig, who was kind enough to write clearing something up. Christy, as you know, moved recently.

[Ace Cosby]

Correct.

[Christy Lee]

And in the process of which Christy had to move her grandfather clock.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

And she mentioned that her husband has something called a grandmother clock. I was not familiar with the grandmother clock.

[Chick McGee]

I love that clock.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, your son has it now because we don't need two clocks.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I was told. That's pretty much just the way it went, Craig. Richard, shut up and be quiet. She added that at the end, but go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

The difference between a grandfather and a grandmother clock, the grandmother clock is like a grandfather clock, just without the dong. Thank you very much. That's worth preserving that. Yeah, we do have a dog. Dongs in the news. Coming up, as a matter of fact, a dong update. But right now, a sports update from the sports desk with Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Carlos. Escape from Alcaraz. First match on a grass court came just six years ago and now Wimbledon getting started today. The 22 year old from Spain will play in his first center court match of this fortnight. An honor reserved for the previous year's men's champion. Yeah. The contest against someone from a foreign country will open Alcaraz's bid for a third consecutive championship at the All England Club. Wimbledon. Actually, his name is Fabio. F O G N I N I. Fognini.

[Ace Cosby]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at this. Fognini.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that. Maybe the G is silent. You think?

[Chick McGee]

No. F o G, N. It's not Fagini. F o G, N I N I.

[Josh Arnold]

You see that? Funny, they just floated by.

[Ace Cosby]

Janine.

[Chick McGee]

See, if it was F o G I N, I, that would be Fagini. But this is F o G, N.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe the N is silent. Like.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we go like.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be the G. That would.

[Ace Cosby]

Be the G that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I said G 50 times ago before he started listening. I forgot the letters.

[Chick McGee]

So you're saying fo Yini.

[Christy Lee]

Horace, Fellatio is the answer to move on.

[Chick McGee]

Horse fellatio. Incredible backhand. Amana. Oh, gosh. Are we up to this? Okay, here we go. Where's my. Well, where the hell. Oh, stupid. My fault. Okay, this cannot be a world record because this is literally sitting there.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick McGee]

A man in China has said a new Guinness World Record for the greatest distance traveled by a train in 24 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's not operating the train, just.

[Ace Cosby]

Sitting in a train.

[Christy Lee]

But he's got to change a bunch of trains. That's the thing. He's changing trains.

[Chick McGee]

Mr.

[Christy Lee]

This is the best. But you can see why I picked this story.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Wang Dong Dong. Two covered. Indeed.

[Christy Lee]

There. First name Wang. Last name Dong.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody wang Dong covered 3,658.48 miles in a single day, traveling from Sheznan north to Yibin, a near coast to coast strip across China.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell. His record attempt faced several close calls in Beijing. He had just 31 minutes to switch trains, including a subway transfer. A three minute delay on his incoming train threatened to derail the effort. But he made the connection one chain. Think about it.

[Christy Lee]

All the writings in Chinese, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's gotta be really confusing, you.

[Ace Cosby]

Know, what train to get on. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is all this gibberish? I do.

[Ace Cosby]

My gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And his final train arrived two minutes late. And when he stepped off, only 40 seconds remained in the 24 hour window.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank goodness.

[Chick McGee]

That is just thrilling. Pat, do you have a song about this?

[Tom Griswold]

You started this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's breaking records left and right. Everybody Wang dong tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

We like I.

[Chick McGee]

Want to sing along.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody waked up.

[Ace Cosby]

Everybody Wang dong tonight.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said Wang, Dolph.

[Christy Lee]

No, Wang. His name is Wang. Set. Last name D, O, N, G. Dong.

[Chick McGee]

Wang Dong. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What if anybody's ever walked up to him and said, you realize that both.

[Chick McGee]

Your names, the English language, are somewhat.

[Christy Lee]

Of a Wang Dong.

[Ace Cosby]

I have kind of a sports story, Please. Former NFL linebacker Mel Owens, who played for the Los Angeles Ramsay, is facing criticism for comments made ahead of his appearance on the upcoming season of ABC's the Golden Bachelor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this will be good.

[Ace Cosby]

Speaking on the M Go Blue podcast with John Jansen, the 60 first of.

[Chick McGee]

All, I've recently become friends with John Jansen. We're email buddies. He was a fabulous member of the Washington Redskins. He went to Michigan and his own podcast, Michigan. And he works at one of our affiliates in Michigan. So. Good morning, John.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, the 66 year old veteran I'm talking about, Mel Owens now said he told producers his age preference for potential matches was between 45 and 60. And that he would cut any woman over 60 years of age.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't mean he's gonna stab her.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he means he's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll cut you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

How old is he? Did you say 66. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

A producer reminded Mr. Owens that women would, quote, be hot, but advised him not to use the word cut. Mr. Owens, of course, defended it by saying, of course. That's an NFL term. You know, you're gonna the team.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

He told producers, if you're over, I'm cutting them. This is not the Silver Bachelor. This is the Golden Bachelor. Whoa, man. I were the producer of this show.

[Chick McGee]

I can't agree with Mel Moore.

[Ace Cosby]

I. No, I would get rid of him. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Why doesn't he have the right to cut whoever he wants?

[Chick McGee]

Well, what.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that true that he does, but I don't know if you should. Like, a golden era ends at 60. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. I think. I don't think that's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the show was like 58 up.

[Chick McGee]

What mistake?

[Ace Cosby]

I thought it was.

[Chick McGee]

What mistake did he make?

[Ace Cosby]

He made the mistake of saying it out loud.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I think.

[Chick McGee]

Keep it to yourself, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

But then he says something else wild about no hip implants. I don't want any girls with hip implants.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Like literal hip.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they're so old, they had to get their hip self explanatory.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of people that have had their hip.

[Christy Lee]

A hip replacement. Okay, I didn't. I thought he meant, like, plastic surgery.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's lip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I saw that. Then I took it out of the story. I didn't make sense. To me. He meant. He meant. No. What's wrong? I know people in their 40s who have had to have.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just being. He's trying to be funny is what he is. That's the old hack joke, is. Oh, yeah, you got a hip replacement. Yeah, sorry. I just realized it's in one of. One of your songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But let's be clear here. Pat was one of the first to do it, right?

[Christy Lee]

The first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Apparently there's not a hard and fast rule for who can be on Golden Bachelor. But. Okay, so we'll see. Maybe all of the contestants will be 45.

[Christy Lee]

How many of these have they done?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

They've only done one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And that's the one.

[Ace Cosby]

The Golden Bachelorette.

[Chick McGee]

They've done two, but they didn't set rating, set record.

[Christy Lee]

Golden basher. They got Divorced after three months later.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I don't see any problem with that either. Hey, get out of there. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember when this. Do you remember this guy as an athlete?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. I'm. I'm aware of him now. He played for the Rams.

[Pat Godwin]

But the guy before him is way more attractive.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That the first guy is way hotter than this guy. I'm just sharing, I think.

[Ace Cosby]

Wasn't this Mel Owens, Was he on the Golden Bachelorette?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe not. Yeah, that's him.

[Christy Lee]

He's a good looking guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Hard pass.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't see. There's nothing handsome there.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not into it.

[Christy Lee]

Looks very fit.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I've got a caption for this. Can I have a caption contest? Are you thinking about teeth whitener?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those are.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Matches my T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I could definitely see where women would enjoy that. It's just not on my radar.

[Josh Arnold]

You never know. I'm wearing a diaper.

[Chick McGee]

Depends.

[Christy Lee]

So this guy, the essence of the thing was he was saying he wouldn't. He wants to be with a human.

[Ace Cosby]

Younger lady. Of course. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, then. Yeah, don't. Then don't go on the old people show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's an app for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. You're going to you your next football player. And that's what you look like you got.

[Christy Lee]

This would be a good thing for like, Bill Belichick could host.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he went way young, huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he did.

[Christy Lee]

And welcome to Barely Legal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, I'm men on social. Belichick might be even. I would find it objective. Come on, come on.

[Ace Cosby]

So this guy's 66 years of age and he won't date any women his own age is basically what he's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're over 60.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like they should have talked about this before they cast him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, this is artificial hips. And wigs.

[Pat Godwin]

And wigs are a no.

[Josh Arnold]

And wigs.

[Christy Lee]

How about. What?

[Pat Godwin]

What about a topper?

[Christy Lee]

How about. How about fake boobs?

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I was gonna ask. How about fake boobs? I bet he's not opposed to that.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not too upset about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a topper. What?

[Pat Godwin]

It's just a lot of women, when their hair thins on the top, it clips on the top.

[Ace Cosby]

And we call them wiglets. My mother used to wear a wig.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know what wiglets are saying.

[Christy Lee]

That crazy topper.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they call them toppers now. They just clip in and like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tommy, Tom, would you for me, wear just a topper.

[Christy Lee]

I've got nothing to clip it to.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Topper one morning, if you wanted, I would love.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I get one online?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We've always threatened to do a toupee show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't they quite hot? Like, won't we be super hot after, like, hour two?

[Christy Lee]

There's the guy. There's the guy at the gym that. There's the guy at the gym that has the bad dye job and the tube. You can see where the tube is dry. And then about halfway down the back of his head, the rivulet of jet black India ink dripping. You know, this guy, you see.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right. Well, when does the Golden Bachelor start going on tv?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm trying to find that out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right. I know it's a massive hit, but boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you watch any reality tv, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I watch. The only thing that would be close to it is I like zombie house flipping.

[Pat Godwin]

And what is that?

[Josh Arnold]

So they take old houses called. They call them zombies. It's just a flipping show. And then they. And then I watch ghost adventures.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What if there was a topless fishing show?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you know what I think?

[Ace Cosby]

Would you be distracted?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd kind of just.

[Christy Lee]

Can I just.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't need to combine those two.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine all the jiggling as they're fighting that trout.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus I'd just be so nervous about the hooks and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this isn't safe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

An answer to your question. Golden Bachelor Season 2. This season has not been announced, but it's expected to air this fall.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

So, yeah, they're starting publicity and they're starting to.

[Pat Godwin]

So there's chances that they've already filmed this? No.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Ace Cosby]

There are chances. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Fabian. Fabiana Owens is who?

[Ace Cosby]

He was married to Mel Owens, ex wife.

[Chick McGee]

It was 19 years younger than he is.

[Christy Lee]

Aha.

[Chick McGee]

And they have gotten divorced. Yeah, they've gotten a divorce.

[Ace Cosby]

I got two boys, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. All right, Well, I hope one of them name Owen.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Owen Owens. We. Coming up, we have a bull semen update. We have an interesting marijuana story. And what workers, what employees, if you will, are the happiest on the job? We're going to find out. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I am Michael Rosenbaum.

[Chick McGee]

I AM Tom Welling. Welcome to Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about Smallville.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time. It's good, but mostly it's just me and Tom remembering. I think we all feel like there.

[Chick McGee]

Was a scene missing here. Got me, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Let's revisit it. Let's look at it, see what we remember.

[Chick McGee]

See what we remember.

[Christy Lee]

I had never been around anything like that before.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was so fun.

[Christy Lee]

Talk ville.

[Chick McGee]

Talk ville. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get into it.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick. We have, we have a. A bonus sports story. Am I getting this right?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you might do that without answering my question earlier. Extra one of the NBA's top free agents is now the subject of a serious gambling investigation from the U.S. district Attorney's office. Detroit Pistons guard Malik Beasley faces allegations of gambling related to NBA games and prop Bets during the 2024-2024 season as a member of the Milwaukee Bucks. One prominent sportsbook reportedly detected unusual betting activity on Beasley props starting in 24. For instance, in a January 31st first 2024 matchup between the Bucks and the Blazers, the odds on Beasley recording less than 2.5 rebounds moved significantly before the game, going from around +1.20 to -2.50. After the under experienced a high amount of action. Beasley recorded six rebounds that night. An investigation is not a charge. Beasley's attorney told espn Malik has afforded the same right of the presumption of innocence as anyone else under the Constitution. As of now, he's not been charged with anything. That's right. From the snap judgment.

[Ace Cosby]

If you've got to make that kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't they making enough money as it is? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Beasley and the Pistons are in serious talks as I'm talking on a new three year, $42 million deal, but those talks have been halted, according to ESPN. Again, he's with the Pistons right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, of course, when we talk about the Pistons, I can't help but play this song we can all sing along I just love this tune.

[Chick McGee]

The Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball. I have so many souvenirs it's hard to list them all.

[Christy Lee]

I have piston pants, I have.

[Chick McGee]

I have piston shorts. I have piston beer mops.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes people don't even notice.

[Christy Lee]

I have piston ashtrays, I have piston shoes. I have piston basketballs. When I dribble, they do too. Little Timmy Kavanaugh and the fabulous Piston song. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. It's time for us to switch gears and go from the Pistons to the Silac Insurance news desk. Starring Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Why, thank you, Tom. New research reveals which jobs lead to the most and the least happiness. According to the annual Shift Pulse report from the Workforce Management platform deputy, nearly 80% of shift workers say they feel good or amazing about their work.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Good or amazing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The happiest workers were in tobacco, e. Cigarette and marijuana stores.

[Chick McGee]

And unlimited disability. No, I mean, this is odd, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You mean like Bud Tenders? Like, if you say marijuana stores.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Followed by catering, cafe, coffee shops and dental offices.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, interesting. The unhappiest workers were found in anything.

[Chick McGee]

Working with Tom Griswold involved. I'm just asking for a friend. No, no, go ahead, Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

Pharmacies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Followed by delivery and postal services. Animal health and medical clinics.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

Warehousing and storage. Workers were the least satisfied with their work. But wouldn't that be shift work? What is. What do they define as shift work?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Working in a warehouse I think could be really boring. Boring? You loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there lots of places to nap?

[Ace Cosby]

Did you use a forklift?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved it. And I just cranked music and organized and did inventory and I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I know someone who works at the FedEx warehouse and loves it. Yeah, the hours are great.

[Ace Cosby]

Great benefits.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're right if you like to. I was mostly alone, and so if you do, like, a very solitary work. So if you. You love working with people, it may not be for you, but.

[Christy Lee]

What's that place called? Is it Sybaris that.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the hotel or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Like cleaning the bathtub there would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Low on my list for, like, a sex hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Fantasy rooms.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Are those still popular?

[Ace Cosby]

It's still in business, kind of. Near my house. I drive by it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a. Is there a national chain of those?

[Tom Griswold]

We had one in Philly. No. Was it the sheriff? No, it was like the top level.

[Christy Lee]

Did it have a name?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, every room had a different theme, like a space.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the fantasy suite.

[Tom Griswold]

Fantasy suites.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That'd be a. That job would be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty wild.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't want to look.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard it was crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you been.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't want to look at her waste basket.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. There are more. There are a lot of sybarises apparently.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean the guys. The guys that work at the weed store. Here's a stupid question. Do they get drug tested to keep those jobs? I. I sure hope not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it has to be a positive girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm sorry. Your test is showing you haven't smoked weed in three months. We have to fire you.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a problem? Well, there's going to be. Smoke them up.

[Christy Lee]

But were Amazon drivers. Where were they on the list?

[Ace Cosby]

They were not. Happy delivery and postal service workers.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a thankless job.

[Ace Cosby]

Unhappiest worker.

[Chick McGee]

And I saw a video over the weekend of an Amazon driver. He's retiring. Have to say goodbye to all the dogs on his route.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me? What do they have? Like, hey, here's something to make you sob.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the UPS guy in the slip and slide?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's great. I did see that. It was.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't see that.

[Christy Lee]

It's a guy on ups.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot day.

[Christy Lee]

He pulls up and they've got a homemade slip and slide. Like a ten foot swath.

[Pat Godwin]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Ten feet wide. And they're. They're squirting water and soap suds on it. The kids are all sliding around it. This guy just takes his shoes off and does it. And if, if what's it sound like.

[Chick McGee]

When mom goes down that top? Down the slip and slide?

[Christy Lee]

What does it sound like?

[Chick McGee]

Douche. Doesn't it? Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know what you were shooting.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you.

[Christy Lee]

How my mom got involved.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, your mom liked it. Okay. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But. So the pot vendors are the happiest.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what they're saying. I don't know who they surveyed, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Odd.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I'm sad to hear that delivery drivers aren't happy because I've always wanted to be a mailman. Like that was.

[Ace Cosby]

They're hiring. I know because there's a big sign out in front of our post office.

[Pat Godwin]

Good. I'm looking. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

No, you wouldn't want to be a post office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a job I could do too.

[Ace Cosby]

Would you want A carrier or a driver.

[Pat Godwin]

I would want to walk. I would. I would definitely want to walk. And I would want to have one of those little trolleys so I don't mess up my. With the. With the sling bag. Yeah, the whole thing. I've really got this out.

[Christy Lee]

He appears to be extremely happy. UPS guy. That's great.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do too. I love is a good company to work.

[Pat Godwin]

It is a very good company.

[Christy Lee]

So who knows? Yeah, I'm with you, Christy. Who did they survey and what do they mean by shift workers?

[Pat Godwin]

I think second or third.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. So do you have a postman that walks up to your house and you're.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't really. No.

[Ace Cosby]

Small town. I would think that they would have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you born in a small town?

[Pat Godwin]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

You probably die in a small town.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think you could drive one of those? Now, Christy, I know you can't. I don't think I could drive one of those cars.

[Chick McGee]

I'm almost certain I could.

[Christy Lee]

Post office.

[Ace Cosby]

I drive. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Where you're driving on the right side.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I could.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think just the kind of thing I couldn't.

[Chick McGee]

I could drive it, but I'd run into a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I think you'd be surprised how easy it is.

[Christy Lee]

How do they go through a regular traditional drive through?

[Ace Cosby]

You can't go through a drive.

[Christy Lee]

You back up.

[Chick McGee]

So. Wait a minute. Hold it. I think you just blew my mind. Are all the drive throughs in England on the other side of the car?

[Ace Cosby]

They would have to be.

[Chick McGee]

They would have to be. Holy hell.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What happens if you have your car shipped over there and you're gonna live there for the rest of your life? Not that anybody in this room's been checking those options out, but I would.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine they have a lot fewer drive throughs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're gonna have to park and go inside.

[Josh Arnold]

Kristi, you have a. One of those cars, right?

[Ace Cosby]

I have a right side drive. Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever accidentally gone into a drive through? Forget.

[Ace Cosby]

No, but I have gone. Going to the drive through and then realized, well, I can't do this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

If you have a passenger with you, you can do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't they go ahead and just put the steering wheel of all cars in the middle? What happened to that idea? Was that like ever a dream? Yeah. You could see better. You can drive the car, you get parked better.

[Ace Cosby]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

When you're a kid, you Think the steering wheel would be in the middle.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you do.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you.

[Pat Godwin]

You could have friends on both sides.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I can't believe I'm saying this. That really is a good question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because I mean they started as horseless. You didn't ride a horse. You didn't just hang on one side of the horse.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Why did they pick the left side?

[Chick McGee]

You know though, in all the westerns though, when they're on a horse and they go, they have the, the guys off to the left. Yeah. Think about when they're driving a horse. Yeah. Just like driving a car. Did they do that because that's what they thought or is that historically correct?

[Ace Cosby]

Wow. You are. We're. I'm going to do a deep dive.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Weigh in the weeds.

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out. No, those are actually. I don't believe it. Those are such good questions.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much, chick. When we come back we'll try to find out why I found out we don't drive cars. Well then we will find out why we don't have car seats. Right in the middle there to drive. Makes more sense to me. Darn right, because you got a slido.

[Chick McGee]

I might have mine retrofitted.

[Christy Lee]

Where would you put the shifter then? Right between your left legs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Good. After you.

[Christy Lee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Ace cosby on Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you just asked a couple of really good questions.

[Chick McGee]

I did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

You want to know the answer?

[Christy Lee]

I think we were wondering why. You were wondering why when they started making cars, did they put the. They didn't put the, the driver right there in the middle of the seat up front?

[Chick McGee]

The steering wheel in America is on the left side and everywhere right side.

[Christy Lee]

And you also asked, was this because when they show buggies in Westerns.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

They're always sitting on one side or the other.

[Chick McGee]

It's the, it looks like the American side to me. And that's. That looks. I don't know if that's historically accurate.

[Christy Lee]

That may be historically inaccurate. I'll tell you why in a second. Christy, you want to give him the explanation?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, early automobiles in the United States designed with the driver on the right despite driving on the right side of the road. This was a result of mimicking existing horse drawn carriage practices. However, by 1908, the Ford people introduced the Model T and that was left hand drive because Henry Ford said it was easier to have the passengers exit on the curbside and that's why he put the driver on the left.

[Christy Lee]

Typically, apparently with the horse drawn carriages, you'd be on the right because they wanted you to hold the reins in your left hand and use your dominant arm to whip the horse.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

And cars don't have steering wheels in the middle, primarily because it would a limit seating capacity in the front. Front making it difficult for the driver to get in and out of because you have to slide all the way off.

[Christy Lee]

You're in the middle.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

You might hit Uncle Clarence right there in the nose.

[Ace Cosby]

And it could. It can obstruct Clarence.

[Christy Lee]

Here it comes.

[Ace Cosby]

It can obstruct the driver's view and make it harder to access controls and enter an exit, as I've mentioned.

[Chick McGee]

They say. So I'm having all my mind moved.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you all right?

[Chick McGee]

We'll see how much that costs.

[Christy Lee]

It would be funny to go to a drive through in your right hand drive car, Christy, and then put it in park and crawl across the street and just insist. Do you have a bench seat up front or is it a bucket seat?

[Ace Cosby]

They're buckets.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so you really? It'd be really a pain.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Classic move, though. You have your dog in the passenger.

[Ace Cosby]

Seat, then when it pulls up at.

[Josh Arnold]

The drive through, it looks like the dog is hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be funny.

[Chick McGee]

You could also insist. Who's wrong, me or you? Okay, who's wrong in this?

[Tom Griswold]

He wants bacon on everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Even on the running. We have trouble. Trouble in the city.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee is at her post, which is of course the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we were talking about the best places to work. This is kind of interesting because some of those jobs you may want to zone out. Well, the process of zoning out, the act of mentally drifting away from your current task.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what?

[Ace Cosby]

Or surroundings.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

May actually boost brain function. Chick. Oh, that's why you're the smartest guy in the room.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, that, that explains all of that, whatever you were talking about. Oh, yeah. Clap it up, will ya?

[Ace Cosby]

In a new study from, researchers observed that certain brain regions were activated during unstructured exploration. Study co author Dr. Marius Peturiu noted that even during moments of distraction or aimless wandering, the brain is likely mapping surroundings and preparing for future tasks.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I'm mapping surroundings.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's where you come up with ideas. Something. I think we live in a culture now where being bored is considered to be bad.

[Ace Cosby]

You are the worst person to be talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Of course I am. That's why I'm saying.

[Ace Cosby]

Suggest. They suggest that zoning out may still play a productive role in learning. Scientists believe the findings offer insight into how humans process information while disengaged. You're never disengaged, but it's important to.

[Christy Lee]

Allow yourself to be bored.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you ever.

[Christy Lee]

It really is just during the reading of that story, you know, that, that's. That's really interesting. You ever, ever driving along and you've been driving for a while and then you realize you don't remember anything about the previous five minutes. Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That happens.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of every.

[Chick McGee]

Every morning here. Yeah. I'm like, how did I. Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

How did I get here?

[Chick McGee]

Just going with autopilot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So it's important to zone out. Out. It's good to know. I mean, so it's not just the onset of dementia if you just kind of space out. Haven't you ever thought of a really good idea when you're kind of not even trying? All of a sudden some. Something just comes to you and you. Oh, that's kind of interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

And no, maybe I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what. Yeah, you think.

[Christy Lee]

And crosses your mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Some random something thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, next.

[Ace Cosby]

Always.

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard that dementia is not forgetting where your car keys are. It's forgetting what car keys are for. Oh, that's dementia.

[Pat Godwin]

That's kind of sad.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. So if you look at your car keys and go, what the hell is this.

[Christy Lee]

For? Picking your ears, not your nose.

[Chick McGee]

If you leave your car keys in the freezer, that's normal evidence.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many times you put stuff in the refrigerator and forget that you've put it? Like the TV remote? Don't you do that?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I've never done the freezer.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what? I don't either. No, sir, not me. Where the hell's the remote?

[Ace Cosby]

And you found it in your freezer?

[Chick McGee]

Possibly.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it takes a while for it.

[Christy Lee]

To look like frozen Snickers.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you done that, Pat?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You haven't done that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I'm alarmed.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done everything else.

[Pat Godwin]

So you're saying you open the refrigerator to get something out.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Set the remote down.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Close it, forget. Oh, it's not like you're just putting it in there and walking away.

[Chick McGee]

No, not yet.

[Josh Arnold]

This goes here.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that makes more sense the way she said it. But no, I've never. I don't walk around with my remote. First of all, why do you have your remote? Why does it.

[Chick McGee]

You never know when I want to change channel, man. You don't know?

[Christy Lee]

Kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like. It's like his woobie.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't walk around with your remote?

[Christy Lee]

No, I never.

[Ace Cosby]

No, half of the time I can't find it.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what the remote does.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I know what I.

[Chick McGee]

If your only hope is you come. You come in, you sit down in front of the tv, and somebody else comes along and asks you, would you like to watch something?

[Christy Lee]

Dad, my remote has 40 buttons on it, of which three of them have a function.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Could you explain to me why they put the other 37?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. And they really bothers me.

[Ace Cosby]

They.

[Pat Godwin]

They make sleeves for your remotes now that you can only expose the buttons you need for people who get confused by so many buttons.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, God. You just made his day.

[Tom Griswold]

The old man sleeve.

[Pat Godwin]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody see the remote?

[Chick McGee]

Do you have one of those remotes that have really big numbers on it, like your keyboard? No. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But we always. Well, I think it's important. This is an important story, I think, also because you can say to your significant other, oh, no, I wasn't not listening. I was zoning out so I could think about deeper things. That's a valid explanation. No. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what significant others don't like to hear is that you say, are you even listening to me? And then you say, would you listen to that? It doesn't help.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So this is like your brains buffering. Like you're. Yeah, kind of. Sometimes.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's also like if you, if you just sit and you're quiet and there's no noise, that's you're giving your brain time to develop ideas and things.

[Josh Arnold]

Twenty years ago, they did a study where people who, you know how you're. You could be reading something and all of a sudden your brain just goes away and you go, oh, man, what the hell? I didn't. I don't even remember reading that last page. It would happen. They figured out around every seven and a half minutes, and it was a direct correlation between when commercials came out and TV shows.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's got to be different now.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where your brain, after seven and a half minutes, just takes a rest.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh, I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

But now with binging and less people watching commercial television.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh. That's weird. Well, thank you. Coming up, we have some exciting stuff in the world of news with Christy Lee, but I want to make sure that we squeeze in today in history. History. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Would you like to do a little bit of history right now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the music started. We can't stop now. Today in history Last, last day of June.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

September. I'm doing the logo. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

30 days. That's September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31.

[Christy Lee]

What is that bearing.

[Chick McGee]

Because June. Today's 30. 30 days in June, not 31. Who thought there were? Oh, I'm telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday. To whom?

[Christy Lee]

Sally. My daughter Sally.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

On her way to camp. She's a camp counselor.

[Josh Arnold]

She was my braces buddy for a while. We both had braces at the same time.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, all of our legs are better.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of. Of television, in 1955, the Johnny Carson show debuted on CBS.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what it was called?

[Christy Lee]

That's not the Tonight Show. That was another show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Man had no future.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Television wasn't for him.

[Christy Lee]

There's a good one, though. 1938, Action Comics number one debuted. Ms. Hooker, do you know who was on the COVID No. Action Comics number one, 1938.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Superman.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And what was he holding?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Josh Arnold]

An automobile.

[Chick McGee]

Car. A car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You thought he was holding his jo.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I said.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

But that's a famous cover.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And that.

[Ace Cosby]

Holding it like this.

[Christy Lee]

One of the most famous comic books ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That was. That was the. Isn't there another Superman on the way? Momentarily. Isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Are we.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like two weeks away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Has that had any. Any reviews yet?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

An expensive movie, I'll tell you.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we know who it is?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's his face? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Zach. What's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, James Gunn is.

[Chick McGee]

James Gunn's a Superman. That's right. Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. If he were half as clever as he thinks he is, his movies would be way better.

[Chick McGee]

I do like the. I do like crypto being in certain. Inserted into the Superman story. I can't deny that.

[Christy Lee]

But you know who crypto is, Ms. Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

The dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Superman gets the. And he was kicked out of him. And he whistles for Crypto, and crypto comes out of nowhere and drags him back to the fortress.

[Christy Lee]

And crypto is a. Is a flying dog. And crypto also was named crypto before cryptocurrency.

[Ace Cosby]

And he has. And it's With a super power.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Made up for that.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that he's in the comics.

[Josh Arnold]

Comics. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Because Superman could throw something to the moon and Crypto would have to go fetch it. So he. Of course he wanted to fly. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't happy about that, though. He'd go, okay, I know you can.

[Chick McGee]

Do it, but stop messing around.

[Christy Lee]

Cut it out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This is really an important thing for scientists out there. In 1997, an extra second was added to a comma. Atomic clocks. Part of the leap second.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever. It's all arbitrary.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anybody really care?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you go. Were. Weren't you in a park and you asked somebody. My watch has stopped cold. Dead. Or whatever they ever.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we in the park in Sweden.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was the Fourth of July.

[Christy Lee]

I believe we're in. Two of us in 2016.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you can at least Wait until we're done talking.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're.

[Ace Cosby]

He's zoned out. He's.

[Christy Lee]

Jokes, I guess. Might as well do them now.

[Chick McGee]

Who does that?

[Josh Arnold]

Three of us are talking.

[Pat Godwin]

Really rude.

[Josh Arnold]

Either a total jerk or an insane person.

[Chick McGee]

We're over here having fun with Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

You're not having fun and we're not having fun.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see now. This is interesting. In 2016, Ikea opened a museum museum in Sweden. You have to assemble all the exhibits yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Boy. There's nothing happening in Sweden. Evidently.

[Josh Arnold]

The IKEA museum.

[Ace Cosby]

Aren't IKEA stores. A museum.

[Josh Arnold]

They sort of are.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You walk through, they have exhibits. Have you ever been in one?

[Christy Lee]

In what?

[Ace Cosby]

An ikea.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you would.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I. I get a little nervous.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that you can't find your way out.

[Ace Cosby]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and you can't. You shouldn't. You can, but you shouldn't deviate from the path they've chosen for you.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't go through a sidewalk door.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You grab a meatball.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the meatball.

[Christy Lee]

They've got great.

[Pat Godwin]

I do like the meatballs.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them. But overrated.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, 100%.

[Chick McGee]

Relax. Have a meatball.

[Christy Lee]

In 1975, share married rock and roll recording artist Greg Allman. Briefly.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have a Today in history. Peren Allman Brothers only. Is that what goes on over there?

[Christy Lee]

A big fan. How briefly would you say shorter than the drum solo in. In Whipping post. Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

There was a.

[Chick McGee]

Is this true that Greg fell asleep in his spaghetti when he met Cher's mom and dad? Or mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He was so strung out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At some point. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

He passed John Mayer yesterday on his show. Said something. He was playing Jessica and he goes. Now when you listen to Jessica from the Allman Brothers. Imagine. Because I just thought of this the other day. He must smoke pot. That the Charlie Brown gang is in college. And this is the song that they're all listening to. And if you listen to it with that kind of mindset.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think I've ever heard this song.

[Christy Lee]

Dicky Betts instrumental is very good.

[Josh Arnold]

It is very good.

[Christy Lee]

And that's pretty much every piano thing in the movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which is a couple of birthdays. Besides my daughter sounds. Mike Tyson was born in the state in 1966.

[Chick McGee]

I'll kill you.

[Christy Lee]

Is his Mike. Is his marijuana business still going okay?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Pat Godwin]

Really into the mushrooms now. He's kind of passed.

[Christy Lee]

You sell those too?

[Pat Godwin]

Microdose No, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Also, happy Birthday to Vincent D' Onofrio.

[Josh Arnold]

D' Onofrio.

[Christy Lee]

D. Onofrio. Sorry, he's private.

[Chick McGee]

Pile in. Full metal Jack jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a cool actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And David Allen Greer, friend of the show. Born in the state in 1956. He's back on TV.

[Chick McGee]

A pretty decent show on NBC called St. Dennis. It's about a hospital.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wendy. Wendy McLennan. Cohesion under. Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

It's really pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Very good actor. And that's pretty much it. Cody Rhodes, son of Dusty Rhodes. Rhodes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Good wrestler, is he?

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

You remember how Dusty Rose talks? Dustin Rose talks like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And you know how his son talks?

[Christy Lee]

Just like this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I did not know that the syllable s was hereditary.

[Christy Lee]

It must be at their home. Do they have simply faith?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what did you say?

[Christy Lee]

Do they have simply faith? They have simply.

[Chick McGee]

They do have simply faith because they want peace of mind.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's really close.

[Christy Lee]

He's talking like, who Stick. Comedian James.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah, the weird guy.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we got beavers and bears and a prolapsed anus.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. At last, the meat. The meat of the show.

[Christy Lee]

That's like the worst title in history for a children's book. Yes. Well, I've got the new. Oh, look at these illustrations. Beavers, bears. Oh, dear God.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, Richard Scar has really gone crazy.

[Christy Lee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Please pay attention.

[Chick McGee]

You pay attention, 007. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Here's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember the movie Finding Forester?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Sean Connery plays sort of a J.D. salinger type character, this sort of reclusive authority.

[Chick McGee]

Recluse, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Befriends a young black, black writer in college. And at one point, Sean Connery looks out the window while the young kid is playing basketball, right? And he you're the man now, dog. But there was, back in the day, there was an old website called, like, you're the man now, dog.com. and if you clicked on it, it was just that scene repeated over and over. So you're the man now, dog. You're the man now, dog.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody took the time to make that site.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that was someone's affirmation every morning, you know, go out and make, make Monday. You're a right nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice movie. And it features good F. Murray Abraham.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love that. Now, if it was based on J.D. hellinger, they'd be. He'd be befriending young nubile.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, lady writers. You can take any fun story and just a little bit of reaction.

[Christy Lee]

Reality. Catch her in the bush. Oh, look who's over there.

[Chick McGee]

It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Ace Cosby]

There's a new survey out there and it reveals how much American children are receiving an allowance.

[Chick McGee]

What are they?

[Ace Cosby]

Children?

[Chick McGee]

Children.

[Ace Cosby]

20, 25. According to research conducted by Wells Fargo, the average weekly allowance for children between the ages of 5 and 17 is.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say $7.

[Ace Cosby]

Weekly allowance.

[Chick McGee]

Weekly allowance. $7.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how long ago are we going?

[Christy Lee]

Longer now.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be higher.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you say, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go. I kind of know I'm not gonna play.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'll say $30.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I read the story.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sorry. Anybody else? 10:30 over $37 a week.

[Chick McGee]

So you and I were kind of. Right, Josh. You said 30, I said seven.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

We were co parenting.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we adopt a child?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if we're ready for that or not. Do you think you're ready for it?

[Josh Arnold]

You know I'm ready for it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why I said, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Know, last week you were ready, and all of a sudden now you don't know if we're ready.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know we were going to talk about this publicly.

[Christy Lee]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

You're putting me in a.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this because we disagree on the sighting? Tough paint.

[Chick McGee]

I told you, you're asking for trouble with a mouse.

[Christy Lee]

I like this new scenario. Chick and Josh as a bickering gay couple. This is fun.

[Chick McGee]

You might mind your own business.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

37 bucks a week for one kid?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

And that's average. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you guys get an allowance growing up? Anybody in here? Yeah. You did.

[Ace Cosby]

I think I did. It depended on the week, as my dad said.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's your allowance. I allow you to live here.

[Chick McGee]

My allowance when I was a kid would be. My mother would tell me, this week, I'm gonna pull my punch.

[Josh Arnold]

So it'll give you a little time.

[Chick McGee]

To either dodge it out of the way or brace.

[Ace Cosby]

70% of US parents provide their children with some form of allowance. Among those, 30% say they have increased the amount over the past year to keep up with inflation.

[Josh Arnold]

It's $1776 per year.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

1700, 1776. I don't know why I said it like I didn't know how.

[Christy Lee]

Numbers.

[Chick McGee]

17, 9.

[Ace Cosby]

The majority of parents, 75% provide allowance in cash. Nearly 25% now use peer to peer apps like Venmo. In addition, 20% are using direct deposit into their children's bank account.

[Christy Lee]

I think that may be a bad idea.

[Ace Cosby]

And 15 give them prepaid debit cards.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, my allowance when I was a kid was $2 a week. I remember that.

[Ace Cosby]

I think mine was about like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. For what exactly? What chores were you in charge of?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if. I wasn't in charge of any.

[Ace Cosby]

We had to dust and sweep and take out trash.

[Chick McGee]

I think my dad kind of gave that to me under the table. You know, to buy bandages and things.

[Josh Arnold]

Braces and plaster, fake notes. Is this story. Is this allowance for doing something?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say.

[Ace Cosby]

I would assume you don't just get money for nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm wondering if that's what it's supposed to do. Yeah, I'm wondering if that's what allowance is now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Get out of the house.

[Christy Lee]

I have a question.

[Pat Godwin]

Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Go blow the stink off of you.

[Christy Lee]

Is it common now for lemonade stands to take credit cards?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they should take peer to peer for sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they gotta take Venmo.

[Christy Lee]

Venmo, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Cash app or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because. Yeah, I ran into one the other other day and it was Venmo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the way to go.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty funny, really.

[Josh Arnold]

It is funny to think about, but. But also real handy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, did you go to a. Have you been to a lemonade stand where they have a square? Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

I bet you in your neighborhood the lemonade stands have squares.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I bet they do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How was the lemonade?

[Christy Lee]

Warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's usually.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Country time. It's usually country time.

[Chick McGee]

They put a little. They put a little taste in that for you.

[Christy Lee]

They get hot. Hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you complain or ask for your money back?

[Chick McGee]

Did you have a 9 year old in tears at any point?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. Everything was all good. Neighbor kid.

[Chick McGee]

It was fine.

[Christy Lee]

It was fine.

[Ace Cosby]

And he wouldn't take your cash?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't have any cash.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I almost never have any money anymore.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you Venmo?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have a Venmo account?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I am stunned.

[Ace Cosby]

I am too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I may have had the last. I may be the last one ever.

[Ace Cosby]

Issued Venmo me some money. Tom. I bet you never hear that.

[Christy Lee]

No, often actually.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Videos of people grilling ice cubes are going viral on Chinese social media.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

A street snack was made famous by a short clip at a street food stall in Nanchang. The video shows large ice cubes being cooked on an open grill, seasoned with sauces as well as spices before served on a plate.

[Christy Lee]

This kind of is what. What Ms. Hooker was talking about earlier with respect to the deep fried butter and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah. They deep freeze it before.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they deep. But they. And they put it on the grill very quick.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Often offered up for free. The dish reportedly popular on hot days this past summer. Summer in a night market in Changsha in Hunan province. For around $2, customers can purchase spiced and barbecued ice cubes prepared over an open flame.

[Chick McGee]

Now, isn't Changsha next to Walla Walla Bing Bang? Is that. Yes anywhere. That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, in Uwa Ui Province, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

According to place near Ping Pong.

[Ace Cosby]

According to the New York Post, that's frozen water season dwelling with chili Powder, ground cumin, chopped scallions, coriander, and I.

[Josh Arnold]

Believe it's ground cumin and other garlic.

[Tom Griswold]

Sound like you said ground human.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it coriander? Is that how you say coriander? Customers are buying the icy treat, carefully picking them up with chopsticks. Grilled ice can be found in different sizes and shapes and mopped with barbecue sauce. I think that's supposed to be top topped with barbecue sauce seasoning.

[Chick McGee]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's much better.

[Chick McGee]

If you can pick up an ice cube with a pair of chopsticks, you're at a whole nother level.

[Josh Arnold]

I can pick up ice cubes with my metal chopsticks.

[Chick McGee]

That's how good I am. Is that right? I would like to see that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll make a video today.

[Ace Cosby]

Can you give us instructions on how to properly hold and use chopsticks?

[Christy Lee]

No, I like being the only one. Oh, I bet I can. I bet I can do.

[Josh Arnold]

You can do me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we can race. I could do you one better. Chopsticks. Really very good at chopsticks.

[Ace Cosby]

Really? Oh, we have annual dexterity been thrown.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well you've got that weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can put your.

[Josh Arnold]

I can pick up marbles.

[Pat Godwin]

You're good with chopsticks.

[Chick McGee]

Do the.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy who struggles with coffee cups every morning.

[Chick McGee]

Watch this. Do the pencil thing with. Or the. Whatever you've got over there. Watch this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I've. I've put a coffee stirrer on my index finger and baby finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it up so she can see it.

[Christy Lee]

And then my. The two middle fingers are. Are. Oops. Wait, sorry. This is too. This. Wait a minute. I gotta get a. I gotta get a dry one. Oh, sorry. There we go. Spit stick. Oh, maybe I've lost my touch here. Hang on a second.

[Chick McGee]

Are you suffering from arthritis? Oh, there is. It goes. Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

I can take the two middle fingers and put them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't know if I could do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I know why you have a girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, this is. You kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Bang bang.

[Christy Lee]

The magic touch.

[Chick McGee]

See, look at that. Yeah. No, no, don't do that much caffeine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's all that. That's probably also what it is, but so. Tada.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you do it?

[Chick McGee]

No, fell right down.

[Christy Lee]

I mean this is kind of a fun thing. It sounds like it's a street food in China. And you know, I can just see you're. You're there with your lady friend and you, you just. You're just sucking the spices off the ice.

[Pat Godwin]

It, it's, it's, it's like it's spicy tea, essentially. It's like hard spicy tea.

[Christy Lee]

It's just some, you know, there's going to be some redneck. Oh, can I have that? Well done.

[Ace Cosby]

They have rednecks in China.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

What do they say?

[Christy Lee]

I got, I got a great letter from somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Tom, give us your impression of a Chinese redneck. Would you do it?

[Ace Cosby]

This is the day.

[Pat Godwin]

It's over.

[Ace Cosby]

I guess they're all red.

[Christy Lee]

No, I got a letter from someone talking about how there are.

[Chick McGee]

We're off for the 4th of July. All right.

[Christy Lee]

There are rednecks everywhere in every society, in every culture.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

There's just a variation on, on what's happening out there, but yeah, I think it'd be kind of fun, kind of tasty. But just don't order a well done. They'll be handing you a shot glass. There you go, sir. Here's your well done ice cube. Kind of an oddity there. Now what do you have coming up? We got your bears, we got your beef. And I think we got a song from Mr. Godwin, if not two. I think we have two songs for Pat coming up real soon. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

Tom show sent you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee and Tom was just telling us about exploits around town while the commercials were playing there. I understand you met some new friends.

[Christy Lee]

And just saying it's good defense, quite a good defense when you're about to get hit by a pan. Panhandler.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the old, the old panhandler.

[Josh Arnold]

As you can see, I'm handling this pan. I was wondering if you could put money.

[Ace Cosby]

Did people really do that? They'd have a pan and they'd walk around asking for money because it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Metal and it would make a noise. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Usually a cup, wasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Or a cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are cup handlers.

[Chick McGee]

Like a clink.

[Tom Griswold]

Cup handlers.

[Josh Arnold]

Your pan handlers.

[Tom Griswold]

They thought big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They weren't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were dreamers.

[Chick McGee]

And then you saw, you saw a car you liked, Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A little exchange.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of. I saw a car. You guys know me I don't really care about cars. And I. I saw one that really caught my eye. I was like, what the hell's that? It was cool. It was a Thunderbird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I want to say, like, early 2000.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. When they redid them. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they.

[Josh Arnold]

They had the circular window thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Cool car.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool car.

[Christy Lee]

Those are cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like those.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a shame that I T boned in the way I did.

[Chick McGee]

Right before you ran into it. A beautiful car. I'm thinking like a. Like a robin. Robin? Egg blue.

[Ace Cosby]

They have that turquoise color. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are those expensive?

[Pat Godwin]

Not now.

[Ace Cosby]

25 years old.

[Chick McGee]

You. You totaled it, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you t bone.

[Chick McGee]

So what'd you tell the guy you liked the car that he was driving? It's a really cool car.

[Christy Lee]

It was a.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

It was a classic. It was an old Buick, probably. I would say early 70s, but tricked out, cool wheels. Just fun. And he was blasting the stereo.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. He was blasted.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, had to be 60 decibels.

[Chick McGee]

So you said, hey. What? What? Did you start a conversation with him?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know what I'm doing. Did you say, hey, My, what a beautiful car.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't this in that White Snake video? Video? No, no. I just.

[Chick McGee]

We started talking and then. What'd he say?

[Christy Lee]

Give me your wallet and your keys.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he went a different way on you.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey. Beaver activists in the uk, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

I love that movie.

[Ace Cosby]

So they're doing God's work by secretly releasing the animals into the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when stuff like this happens.

[Ace Cosby]

According to the BBC, an underground network is conducting unlicensed beaver releases. Calling legal channels too bureaucratic. Beavers were hunted to.

[Josh Arnold]

You know What? Legal channels. Legal channels often are too bureaucratic by definition.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Beavers were hunted to extinction in Britain 400 years ago, but recent reintroduction efforts have begun. The National Farmers Union says unlicensed releases are illegal, irresponsible, and pose risks, including flooding and crop damage damage. Authorities also warn about potential welfare concerns and the spread of disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, here's Pat while the rest of us go to the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

You can all read. You don't have to go to the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. I thought back in the day you were kind of a beaver activist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, very pro beaver, huh?

[Christy Lee]

I'm anti beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

That's not surprising.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How about you? You?

[Chick McGee]

I'm pro beaver. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean.

[Ace Cosby]

You mean.

[Josh Arnold]

So in your mind, beaver means bush.

[Tom Griswold]

And not the actual.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was the whole.

[Chick McGee]

That's why there's two words.

[Tom Griswold]

Beaver and bush is pelt and schmelt.

[Chick McGee]

Bush is why isn't. Why isn't that in the song?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's going to be okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, by the way, do pan handlers now take Venmo? Is that happen? Does that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good question. I'm. I'm gonna say no.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't spend enough time with them. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You should be like me.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you don't.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'd like to echo.

[Tom Griswold]

From Get a job, smelly.

[Chick McGee]

You're out there with your. Your friends, privileged friends.

[Christy Lee]

You're out there with your friends playing polo. I'm dipping my toes into the ghetto.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, believe me, I have given enough money. Especially when they have the dogs. How can you? And when I was in Charleston, a guy was dressed as a pirate and had two dogs panhandling.

[Chick McGee]

And he was panhandling.

[Pat Godwin]

You're paying for entertainment at that time.

[Ace Cosby]

And one of his dogs had a patch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it's at least 20.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That's a show. That's a show.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's Norm MacDonald who had the joke of the poor dog who's with the homeless guy. And at one point just going, man, this is the longest walk.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a good walk. Okay, and here's Pat to entertain us.

[Christy Lee]

Quiz time. Oh, oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. You got your song.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I got us all.

[Christy Lee]

We got. We got beavers in the news. Have to do it. No, no, I love this.

[Chick McGee]

Beavers in the news.

[Christy Lee]

So called beaver activists.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to go to a place that had beaver on the menu. Do you remember that place?

[Christy Lee]

I do. They. They did indeed serve beaver. They served all kinds of exotic meats.

[Chick McGee]

Tom single handedly made it go out of business. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Beaver went to a place that served exotic dishes like elk and wild boar. I heard it was delicious. But one thing I ate made me sick. It's so sad to see good beaver gone bad. Good beaver gone bad. Well, it was tough and dry. I took a whiff and almost fainted. The pink had turned brown and it tasted kind of tainted. You take your chances eating out. Oh, I should have had to try. Oh, good beaver gone bad. You want it fresh, don't let it spoil rotten. Or leave it hanging around where it's forgotten. You'd be better eat it while it's hot. Cause pretty soon it's starting. Good beaver goes bad Crisp is On her phone right now, she's buying some shoes. The longest dried up all at once was so delicious. She's cruel and she's cold now. Violent, vicious, she was up to no good while she naught on the wood. Yeah, good beaver gone bad. Sometimes a beaver make that sound. You got your smelt, you got your pelt. Good beaver gone bad. Good beaver, good beaver. Good beaver gone bad.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Give y' all a little breakdown. Let's get back to the action.

[Christy Lee]

Now.

[Ace Cosby]

Zoning out's important.

[Christy Lee]

So the. The essence of this story was the. These. They're trying to bring illegally bring beavers.

[Ace Cosby]

Back into the uk.

[Christy Lee]

Where do they get them?

[Ace Cosby]

They import. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

How do you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's weird.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you do that? You buy them in the United States and then you put them in a crate and then you send them overseas.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they have customs officials going in to declare anything?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

In this suitcase with the wire.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, maybe he's going to take them to another country that you can't.

[Chick McGee]

You have to label the box pipe to tobacco and then it goes right to England.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I say the new pop tobacco is here. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been to the tobacconists?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

P TOBAC got me thinking about their beavers in France. I mean, maybe they get them there.

[Chick McGee]

A French French beaver.

[Ace Cosby]

French beaver.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody smells like smoke.

[Pat Godwin]

Why is beaver slang for female genitalia?

[Christy Lee]

Why? Because of the fur area.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure or is that what you've decided in your head?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think it is. Yes. No. There's got to be a better exercise the teeth. No, I'm. Dogs have fur. Why don't they call it.

[Ace Cosby]

How many women have you.

[Chick McGee]

I love that dog.

[Christy Lee]

Here's something interesting.

[Chick McGee]

They both have fur.

[Christy Lee]

When you mentioned the Thunderbird earlier, it's amazing. There are a lot of cars named after animals. Over the years you can come up with 10 of them just right off the top of your head. I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

But I can't you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Porsche. Porsche.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a flightless bird out of Ghana for the shave.

[Christy Lee]

It's a national bird, but there's never been a. As far as I'm trying to see, there's never been a car called the beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not a. It's not a great name, but a good a.

[Pat Godwin]

A big station wagon with wood grain on the sides. That would be a good beaver car.

[Chick McGee]

How about a four by a four wheeler? They could. A beaver.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From Polaris. The 2025 Beaver.

[Christy Lee]

But they've got them named after snakes and birds and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, snakes.

[Christy Lee]

Viper.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, snakes, right, yeah. It's cars out there that big.

[Christy Lee]

And of course, fish.

[Pat Godwin]

There's cars that are fish.

[Chick McGee]

I think you benefit barracuda. Yeah. From knowing you were going to talk about this and you're looking straight at the end. Internet, we can't come up with anything.

[Ace Cosby]

The origin of the slang term beaver is what I was looking at. In reference to the female genitalia is debated. But one prominent theory connects it to the world's earliest meaning as a slang term for a beard. The term beaver was used in British slang in the early 20th century, around 1910, to refer to a beard or a bearded man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Similarly, due to the visual similarity between beards and pubic hair. That's where it became hair.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so Song's hair would not be a beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently in that kind of. In this case, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. But then it goes on.

[Christy Lee]

Although I think one can still shoot a beaver, if you will, and get credit, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

You can still get the beaver shooting credit, even if it's a Saul's.

[Ace Cosby]

According to this chick, it said in the 70s it was used in CB radio slang. Beaver was a neutral term used just to be a woman themselves. Just a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I know they use seat cover for a girl. Just say the seat cover and that pickup truck.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was a lady driving.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of disdain there. Yikes. Would you like being referred to as a seat cover?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Arm candy. Would you prefer that?

[Christy Lee]

They're both awful.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I know you're Susan B. Anthony over here. You prefer the term receptacle, is that right? That's where I heard it.

[Chick McGee]

And you know how I heard heard it on my Raycon Everyday earbud. That's right. Raycon's latest model. Better than ever. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity, two devices at once. You can share music with you and your beaver.

[Christy Lee]

Would you wear a T shirt? Well, they called them beaver activists. Would you wear a T shirt that.

[Chick McGee]

Said that if you know, if you would wear a female body inspector, you'll wear Beaver enthusiast Raycon's quick charge function. 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. They also come with active noise cancellation and on all the colors and 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com Tom today, the perfect gift for summer. Get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds. You're down at the beach, you want to drown out the kids whining and screaming. Put those Raycons in. They're offering 15% off their best selling everyday earbuds [e-mail] Tom. That's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't go with arm candy. Do go with main squeeze.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer baby doll. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Lovely, lovely. Coming up, we have more news coming with Christy Lee including prolapsed anus in the news. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello Checkster. We're going to check in once again at the SILAC Insurance news desk with that, that lady. It's Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Authorities in Northern California say a woman's home was burglarized so many times it was eventually broken into by bears.

[Chick McGee]

Burglarized?

[Ace Cosby]

That's right. Burgled. According to the Butte County District attorney's office, a 64 year old woman was forced to abandon her residence near Magilia after repeated break ins began in April of 2024.

[Christy Lee]

Butte.

[Chick McGee]

It was founded by Magellan.

[Ace Cosby]

She was in California.

[Christy Lee]

She was burgled and burgled in the Butte burgle.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I knew that was coming. How did I know?

[Chick McGee]

Gave it to her right in the Butte.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, beer.

[Ace Cosby]

Property was left vacant, severely damaged, creating an opening for wildlife, including bears to enter and cause further destruction. By the way, prosecutors have filed.

[Tom Griswold]

See now you jinxer.

[Chick McGee]

For those of you listening, don't start drinking at work, okay?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just don't start just because it's 9 o' clock.

[Ace Cosby]

So somewhere it looks like water, but that's right. Eleven individuals in connection with the break.

[Christy Lee]

In were the bears.

[Ace Cosby]

The bears were not erased.

[Christy Lee]

The only thing the one bear took was a dump.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like.

[Ace Cosby]

Let me down this path.

[Chick McGee]

I think every commercial break we should put Christy in one of those office chairs and spin her around and then have her do the news.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean the poor lady. The house had to be abandoned. Yeah, what the hell.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean she was obviously living in squalor apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Is her name a Ms. Locke?

[Chick McGee]

You know, a lot of people if you're one of these, get. You'll have crap, have crap everywhere in your home, Tom. Well, if a beer, if a bear.

[Christy Lee]

Would break into your house, bear scat.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'm doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

If a bear burgled your bronco burglar.

[Chick McGee]

The thing you have to worry about. Scabbard bear scat in your house.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said. The only thing the bear took was a dump.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A big hairy person being a bears.

[Ace Cosby]

A British conservation charity says two of its bears broke out of their enclosure and raided a honey store. European brown bears, Mish and Lucy.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

Broke free and made their way to the park's food store, where the pair consumed a week's worth of honey. To be happier, the park was evacuated while the bears were returned to their enclosure.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice to know.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think they were doing a lot of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course. An investigation is underway to find out how the animals escaped. Mark Habin, Director of Zoological Operations.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark had one job.

[Chick McGee]

Come here, Mark. Come here. I can't believe my sister married you.

[Ace Cosby]

Said emergency procedures went into effect immediately and the public was not in any danger. But you're right. Those bears had to be so happy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If they broke into your house, they're gonna immediately try to find the pantry. Right. They smell the food and they're gonna shove it all in. Oh, granola bar. Delightful. I love the honey.

[Chick McGee]

A bear in Tom's world would say delightful.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course he would.

[Josh Arnold]

Pecan Sandy's.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that how Paddington spoke?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love delightful Paddington 2.

[Chick McGee]

I still haven't seen. I still haven't seen Paddington 2. And you're saying I should? The greatest movie ever.

[Christy Lee]

Paddington 2. What exactly are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

The exaggerated movie critic. It's no AKA Tom Griswold.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's no any horror movie. Nightmare on Elm Street 15.

[Josh Arnold]

I make love to the hole in the DVD.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're holes in DVDs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There are holes in DVDs.

[Christy Lee]

In DVDs. You must be hung like a.

[Josh Arnold]

He wears a hat Needle. I love him.

[Chick McGee]

He's the cutest I've ever seen.

[Josh Arnold]

Hugh Grant should have won Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

He should have won every Oscar that year.

[Josh Arnold]

Part three, not as good then.

[Chick McGee]

I can't take it.

[Christy Lee]

I can't take it. I didn't bring it up. Yes, you did.

[Josh Arnold]

You always bring it up. Your life is Paddington too.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great movie. Have you ever seen it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't and I.

[Christy Lee]

You're not allowed.

[Josh Arnold]

I do know that I would love it.

[Christy Lee]

You're not allowed to watch it.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Might bring too much joy. Speaking of movies. Want your soul to be black on dark.

[Chick McGee]

The only reason I haven't watched it is. Because one of the key jokes is somebody puts a red sock in the prison with the prison energy, they turn pink.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in prison. Think about it.

[Ace Cosby]

They're all pink apple.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. You like. You like Hugh Grant, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, very much.

[Christy Lee]

He's terrific. Just brilliant. Now, Pat, we had that song about. We had that song about the guy from the. What's it called? The Golden Bachelor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you have an idea for that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, no, I think you've got one of your classic songs, if you're in the mood. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you could do. Maybe you could do a comedian comedic take on this song.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, boy, start off in a hole.

[Christy Lee]

Rough day, Pat? Never walk in here and say you've had a rough weekend because you're just gonna get crucified. Throughout the morning. The story was about the. The Golden Bachelor.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. NFL linebacker. Former NFL linebacker for the Rams. I believe he played in 81 to 88.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Facing criticism for comments he made ahead of his appearance on the upcoming season of the Golden Bachelor, he was on.

[Chick McGee]

My boy John Jansen's PODC Cash.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly right, chick. And told the John Jansen that he would prefer for the potential matches on his show to be between the ages of 45 and 60. He is 66, by the way, and said that he would cut any ladies over the age of 60.

[Christy Lee]

And this isn't like an OJ cut thing. This is.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he just means cut them from.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's a former NFL player.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he said, this is.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to cut you, bitch.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you isolate that and send it to me, please?

[Chick McGee]

I want that to be my text.

[Josh Arnold]

That is. That is my text alert from now on. I'm yelling, I'm going to cut.

[Christy Lee]

Needs to be made clear. But it's.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, but he also said he wouldn't date anybody that had an artificial hip or wore a wig. Yeah, I mean, the guy's a jerk if he's going to talk like that. Who wants to go out with you?

[Christy Lee]

And there are some people that are not particularly old that have to have.

[Ace Cosby]

Their hips replaced exactly.

[Christy Lee]

So he could find some nubile lady that can set hip still spread.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus, Pat, didn't you have a song? What happened?

[Christy Lee]

Why are you letting him talk?

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't about old people having sex, is it?

[Ace Cosby]

Dating, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see what's happening now.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all clear to me, girl. Food was great. The company even better. Why sit her all night long going on about the weather? I know it's our first date. Good girls gotta wait. But I just turned 83 and you said you're so 78. The moon is full. You know what I'm thinking? Let's make love. We're old and we're shrinking the hours late. Let's just do it on our first date. Unhook your girdle and take, take off that face. Let's crawl into bed. Cut to the chance it'll be just great. Let's do it on our first date. I took Viagra an hour ago. Put your teeth in a jaw by the bed OK here who's poking out waking from the dead? I want you right now so don't give me no lift. It's too late for your hymen but I might break a hip. The hour is late, let's get to it on our first date. Our first dates.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The hell with arthritis. Artero thrombosis, acute angina and your halitosis will be great. Let's do it on our first day. We too all to worry about moving too fast. So if your ER depends. Watch this HS off your ass. I may have Alzheimer's, I repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. Good girls wait all broad swing. You can take off your clothes cause I can't see a thing. The hour is late, let's do it on our first date. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may actually have Alzheimer's and repeat myself. I may have Alzheimer's and repeat myself on our first date.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The guys have all been great.

[Christy Lee]

Song from Pat Gowan. Terrific arrangement by Steve Ali.

[Ace Cosby]

My favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Too many instruments.

[Christy Lee]

That is awesome. Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

How is that not a top 10 hit?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the language used.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe content.

[Christy Lee]

Probably the high metal line. Probably. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Thanks so much for joining us. We're here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios over there. That lady is Christy Lee and she's going through some a stack oh news. What have you got?

[Ace Cosby]

A man's habit of watching videos on the on his phone while on the toilet has led to a rectal prolapse.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Ace Cosby]

According to the Asian news Source known as HK01 33 year old man went to the hospital complaining of severe abdominal pain and blood in his stool and.

[Josh Arnold]

His ass dragging four feet behind.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, you're right, Josh. Doctors discover he had a grade 3 rectal prolapse. The most severe grade 3A segment of his intestine Protruding.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your big boy.

[Christy Lee]

The grade three is the whopper of anal prolapse.

[Chick McGee]

It's as big as the third grade.

[Ace Cosby]

Five inches. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

True party favor.

[Ace Cosby]

The patient told doctors that he was in the habit of spending as much as two hours.

[Chick McGee]

Good lord.

[Ace Cosby]

Watching short videos on his phone while squatting on a toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

My legs fall asleep after four minutes.

[Ace Cosby]

Health experts, of course, recommend that you spend no longer than 10 minutes on the toilet as prolonged sitting or squatting. What about lead to various health issues?

[Chick McGee]

Where are they in grunting?

[Christy Lee]

So what you're saying is this guy was really bad at Wordle? I ain't coming up till I got it.

[Ace Cosby]

Spending too much time on the toilet can cause hemorrhoids, constipation. This is one that I've never heard in my entire life. Life. Anal congestion. What the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a butt sneeze.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't that constipation? Anal congestion.

[Chick McGee]

You might know it as the butt sneeze.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a wet fart.

[Chick McGee]

Try anison.

[Christy Lee]

Or as Asin.

[Chick McGee]

Asin for butt sneeze.

[Josh Arnold]

Anal congestion.

[Ace Cosby]

Anal congestion.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks like constipation.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, that's what.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it sounds like the exact same thing.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure there's some subtle distinction. One of them you assist with a tongue depressor, the other with a laxative.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm googling this anal congestion picture.

[Ace Cosby]

Cardiovascular conditions even reduce cerebral blood flow, which can trigger a heart attack or stroke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. It's a swollen anus. And so the congestion is just the.

[Ace Cosby]

Blood is swollen in that area.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing can get out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Okay, so this. This should be shown to kids as like a Scared straight video.

[Chick McGee]

Just another reason not to be a proctologist.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

Who chooses that?

[Josh Arnold]

The anus is the opening canal. But listen to this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the old anal canal.

[Josh Arnold]

It consists of glands, ducts, blood vessels, mucus, tissues and nerve endings. What have I said?

[Chick McGee]

It's a group of nerve endings.

[Josh Arnold]

The rectum sits between your colon and anal.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And acts as a holding chamber for stool.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. I say.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just here holding this holding chamber.

[Chick McGee]

I say, could you take this off my hands, please?

[Christy Lee]

I've had this stool for quite some time now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's also known as anusitis.

[Chick McGee]

Anus island. I'd watch that.

[Ace Cosby]

Anal congestion is known as what?

[Josh Arnold]

Inflammation of the anal lining.

[Christy Lee]

And there has to be a. There has to be be a movie called Anus Island.

[Chick McGee]

Anal island, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Anus island is a really Specific reality.

[Chick McGee]

Although, you know, maybe we're not giving them that much credit. So in that genre, if you will, the Caught from behind series, those. I don't know how many of those they made, but 10. Caught from behind. 10 or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is laughing at something here.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just reading about anal fistulas.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, come on, Blair.

[Josh Arnold]

I am fistula.

[Chick McGee]

I had one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you really?

[Chick McGee]

But it wasn't on my anus. It was on my. On my tailbone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's a tunnel that forms inside the anus and exits through the skin on the buttocks. But. So yours was right.

[Christy Lee]

So count Fistula is a. Is a new Halloween costume I had.

[Chick McGee]

That was senior in high school. I had to close it shut.

[Ace Cosby]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, fishing line, let's get back to the super glue I want to check in with. Well, coming up, we have bull semen found.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was it missing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, it wasn't found, fortunately, in an anus. That'd be very awkward right now. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. We're talking about stress at the workplace and jobs people love and jobs people don't love. Maybe your emails are piling up. You've got a bunch of meetings and zoom calls. You need a break. Break. Pressure, pressure, pressure. This is where therapy can be extraordinarily helpful. And BetterHelp is making it a lot easier to access therapy because the therapy can be done online, and it can be done like a zoom call or like a phone call, even texting back and forth. Over 30,000 therapists are working with the folks at BetterHelp, and more than 5 million people have been using BetterHelp all around the globe. So if you've been stressed out, you want a little bit of someone to talk to, well, this is the way to go. BetterHelp. BetterHelp.com BTShow BetterHelp is the largest online therapy provider in the world, and BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals, by the way, with a diverse variety of expertise. So if you're dealing with a number of issues, you can try to focus on something with a therapist, courtesy of BetterHelp. So visit betterhelp.com btshow that's Better Help. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow now, coming up once again, we have a couple of really bizarre stories. One of them involving a guy who I'm guessing changed his name legally. We'll see. We'll find out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something, send us an email. Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh Arnold. Christy Lee. Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick mcgee. We were reviewing various deep fried items at various state and county fairs across the country. I do not know what any of the local fairs are doing this year.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think they've announced them yet.

[Christy Lee]

They kind of hold back on that.

[Ace Cosby]

I like to get a little closer.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably, I think right after. Right after the holiday.

[Ace Cosby]

We'll get the list after July 4th.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'm sorry. I always look forward to it. I. I'm not sure which one I like the best or the D, I think.

[Ace Cosby]

Try them. That's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I remember last year he had the deep fried Oreo and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the deep fried Oreos were amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

In fact, I went back several times.

[Ace Cosby]

Good for you. I'm proud of you.

[Christy Lee]

And had.

[Chick McGee]

And had more than fatty fatty 2x4.

[Christy Lee]

I want you everything. I mean, that makes sense, though. The deep fried Oreo. Some of them.

[Chick McGee]

No, the Snickers. Deep fried Snickers make sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's all. That's another good one as well.

[Josh Arnold]

The peanut butter cup is good. The cookie dough is good.

[Pat Godwin]

So do you guys. Will you sub chocolate, like your traditional chocolate bar for like a Reese's cup cup in your s' mores?

[Chick McGee]

No, I never have, but I haven't yet. But I would like to try that. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm kind of curious very much.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a favorite, Christy?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I've not partaken. Josh and I went to the fair together one time, and I believe I tried the Oreo and it was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. And Josh cried on the Ferris wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not. Tears didn't actually leave my eyes.

[Ace Cosby]

Scared?

[Christy Lee]

You're frightened? You don't like to be in a Ferris wheel?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care for it. No, Little girl. Especially when you look up and you see the bobby pin.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it's a cotter pin. Oh, I'm see. Oh, they put a bobby pin. They didn't have any. I see.

[Chick McGee]

I. This will pass inspection. Just put it in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That always reminds me when I was doing that. What's that thing where you're getting towed behind a boat and you got a parachute on and parasailing that thing? Yeah, that harness in The Bahamas. Well, you just start thinking, you know, they say Russ never sleeps. Looks like it hasn't been doing any sleeping here. Well, we'll. We'll look forward to it. The reason I brought this up again is apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One of the things was deep fried alligator and.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is common at some bars.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's how they cook. Alligator.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the only way. Alligator.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You can't have it, like, as a fillet.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I did actually have it. Black, blackened alligator nuggets. So there was no batter on it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That was down in Florida.

[Christy Lee]

How was it?

[Josh Arnold]

It tasted like the blackened.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, so you couldn't really.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Chewy.

[Christy Lee]

It's. It was a.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like a tougher chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, can't they do python? Snake.

[Ace Cosby]

Can't they do python?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had that. Have you, Christy?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but I've seen it at the grocery store for sale.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

What store?

[Ace Cosby]

The Market district, when it first opened, had python. I think I still have a photograph of the python filet in the meat counter.

[Pat Godwin]

I try that.

[Christy Lee]

It said the Minnesota state fairs, they did the deep fried alligator. Indiana did the deep fried sugar cream pie.

[Ace Cosby]

Our state pie.

[Christy Lee]

That's got to be good. I think a couple of these sound good. Deep fried Mac and cheese.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's. People do that all the time.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be good because it gives it the crunch brunch. The San Diego county fair did deep fried Kool Aid.

[Ace Cosby]

I remember doing that story. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And. And you're. I didn't. Didn't occur to me how to do it. But you're saying that you take the Kool Aid, you freeze it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So it's a. Then they. Then they dip it in the batter.

[Pat Godwin]

And the batter do a real quick. Yeah. And the batter's so thin that it's literally. Literally a dunk in and out of the grease. And it's fried.

[Josh Arnold]

Gross.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And once again, New Mexico, the deep fried green chili cheesecake.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm really curious about that.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like spicy cheesecake.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a jalapeno popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're exactly right. It is a jalapeno Pop a little.

[Ace Cosby]

Bit of sugar on it.

[Christy Lee]

And then again, this one. I would really like to see how you eat it. The deep fried spaghetti and meatballs on a stick. I feel like, is it like a candied apple or is it like a long hot dog of spaghetti wrapped around.

[Ace Cosby]

It's going to Be a candied apple.

[Pat Godwin]

I think what happens happens is because I've seen people do this where you will stick dry spaghetti through some meat. So you would put the dry spaghetti through the meatball and on. Maybe on both. Like. Like a kebab type situation with meatballs on it. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But then when you cooked it, wouldn't the spaghetti just break apart?

[Pat Godwin]

No, you would still. You would still boil it. You'd boil the meat and the spaghetti together. You would. Right, so you would boil it. So almost like par. Par. Cook it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Then dip it in batter.

[Christy Lee]

Then that would remove all the flavor.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, 100%. But I don't think.

[Ace Cosby]

Wouldn't make the spaghetti all noodly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The pictures I'm seeing, they're not. They're not even dipped in. They're. It's not dipped. So it's spaghetti wrapped around a meatball.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I was picturing.

[Josh Arnold]

And they just fry the noodles so it's not battered, rather.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And so the. The stick is through the meatball and then.

[Christy Lee]

And then do they put it on a plate and cut it up and eat it?

[Ace Cosby]

You can eat it like an egg apple.

[Josh Arnold]

Because here it is on the stick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You can eat like a lollipop.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one for you, Christy. Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's mayonnaise.

[Christy Lee]

You don't throw up. Deep fried mayonnaise ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

Who. Mayonnaise ice cream. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Some of these are really rough. Yikes.

[Ace Cosby]

And they don't really sell that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm. This is a list of.

[Ace Cosby]

Does it say what? Fair. Because I'm not going that one.

[Christy Lee]

I've got. I've got. I'm looking at two different.

[Ace Cosby]

Nope, not going.

[Christy Lee]

Here's this. Here's a different list. Deep fried bacon wrapped turkey legs.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The turkey leg is very awkward to eat.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. No, it's very. You mean you feel like a king.

[Pat Godwin]

But often the turkey legs aren't even turkey legs. They're. It's like pieces of ham that have been reconstructed.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. It's not.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the one I had said. The bones and everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but.

[Pat Godwin]

But they. Some of them aren't turkey legs. Some of them are. They really are. They always call them turkey leg.

[Josh Arnold]

The one I had was a legit. Because it was so tendony.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. You never.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but.

[Pat Godwin]

But when you see some of them and they're pink inside.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. I thought that was just the smoking.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

Some of them. Are hambone.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This, I'd have to try this one. Deep fried avocados. That might be all right.

[Pat Godwin]

Avocados just of kind to take on the flavor of what's around them, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Deep fried Coca Cola. We've had the Oreos. Deep fried. Deep fried pickles.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think the deep fried Kool Aid is just the powder and not actually a liquid? So they just, it's essentially a donut hole with Kool Aid powder in it?

[Christy Lee]

I think. No, I think your notion of freezing it, that must be how they do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

To get that liquid, that burst of liquid. Deep fried pickles.

[Ace Cosby]

Fried pickles are everywhere. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're delicious.

[Pat Godwin]

Most restaurants have beers and chips.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Oh, oh, wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

We gotta go to Ted's Montana Grill.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up tomorrow. I, I, I, I picked out a special story for Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yay.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is very excited.

[Christy Lee]

It's got what weighs 165 pounds and is 16ft long.

[Chick McGee]

I love this chair.

[Pat Godwin]

It was almost me.

[Ace Cosby]

If, if you, I have that story. I know what you're talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

The 16ft. I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's quite scary. And it's also loose. We'll find out about that. And we have got a big bull semen update.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

And possible magic beans. In the news. The musical fruit. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening. Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed? Later Today on our YouTube channel, the United States Soccer Federation presents the U. S. Soccer podcast.

[Christy Lee]

Inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal with that cannon of 11.

[Chick McGee]

I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game.

[Ace Cosby]

What a start for the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Shot for distance.

[Christy Lee]

What a goal.

[Chick McGee]

Never miss a moment. Exquisite. It from the San Diego. Can he finish? Yes, he can. The U.S. soccer Podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.