The BOB & TOM Show - June 30, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 30, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is classic B&T: a lively blend of topical comedy, banter, news, and audience interaction. The crew dives into riff-packed sketches and affectionate teasing, covers wild news stories ranging from World Cup upsets to lemon stands, and relishes their signature observational humor on modern trends, language, and bodily oddities. The tone is irreverent, playful, and just personal enough to feel like you're hanging out with old friends radio.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Opening Sketch: "White Trash Noise Machine"

[00:46 – 04:33]

• The crew performs a parody ad for the "White Trash Noise Machine," a fake sleep device imitating comforting sounds from trailer parks: a Camaro falling off blocks, bullhorns from 'COPS,' chewed tobacco, bong rips, and even “restraining order” or “repo man” noises.

• Christy Lee: “Now that brings back memories.” [03:51]

• Includes a riff on "aromatherapy" scents: Cheez Whiz, Jack Daniels & vomit, gunpowder, poopy diapers.

• Satirical testimonials poke fun at southern stereotypes and nostalgia for humble beginnings:

  Tom Griswold: “This white trash noise machine knocks me out faster than OxyContin and a 12-pack of PBR.” [02:49]

2. TV Theme Song & Network Riffs

[05:10 – 07:14]

• Banter about network theme noises for NBC, GE, and CBS (“ding, bong, bing”).
• Chick McGee jokes about confusing musical notes with network names, e.g., “CNN” and “CBS.”
• Reference to TV shows 'COPS' and 'Cheaters,' and Joey Greco's infamous on-air stabbing:

  “Can we do the new version with not so much stabbing?” – Chick McGee [08:10]

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3. Pat Godwin's Shoulder Saga & Guitar Tease

[08:25 – 09:54]

• Pat Godwin updates on his shoulder injury rehab. The crew razzes him for not playing guitar more (“Whiny, whiny, whiny. God.” – Tom Griswold [09:15]).
• Enjoyable display of the show's in-room camaraderie and needling.

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4. World Cup Sports Banter

[10:07 – 11:44]

• Chick McGee covers the soccer World Cup: “Paraguay beat Germany 4–3 on penalty kicks. Biggest World Cup upset in the history of the world.” [11:30]
• Historical jokes about Germany/Japan’s losses and WWII tie-ins:

  Tom Griswold: “It's not the first time Japan and Germany have had a tough day together.” [10:16]

• Conversation on changing country names and tournament quirks.

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5. John Cena: From Wrestler to Adored Figure

[13:00 – 14:19]

• Christy Lee introduces a John Cena story; much of the discussion is on his likability, with jokes about his physique (“You line up four women with their butts out and John Cena…” – Chick McGee [13:56]) and versatility as an actor.

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6. Music & TV Chat:

[24:00 – 25:00]

• Running debate on songs with streets/roads in the name ("Goodbye Yellow Brick Road," "Sesame Street," "Seven Bridges Road").
• Touches on manual transmissions in cars, reminiscing about old vehicles and car stories.

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7. Etymology & Podcast Callback: Fridge Cigarette

[64:02 – 64:10]

• Tom Griswold shares a trending new slang term:

  Tom Griswold: “If someone says, ‘Hey, I'm gonna go get a fridge cigarette.’ What are they doing?” [64:02]
  Josh Arnold: “It's a Diet Coke.” [64:05]

• The crew discusses how cracking open a Diet Coke is akin to a relaxing ritual, like a “smoke break.”

• Christy Lee observes: “A lot of people recovering from some kind of addiction become addicted to Diet Coke too.” [64:40]

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8. Concert Pooping Epidemic & Parody Song

[35:27 – 38:46]

• Detailed riffing on a viral story—fans pooping at concerts and others wearing diapers to avoid missing their favorite act.
• Pat Godwin performs the song “Pooping on the Concert Floor”:

  “She's just pooping on the concert floor. Poop, poop, pooping on the concert floor.” [37:19, 37:46]

• The crew debates the “concert social contract” and festival seating dilemmas.

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9. Listener Letters, Old TV, and Personal Nostalgia

[28:34 – 29:20], [29:47 – 31:16], [31:34 – 32:13]

• Listener mail stories include retirement countdowns, legendary sports trivia, childhood bands, and digging through eBay memorabilia.
• Feature on music covers: Tom Griswold recommends the band "Leonid and Friends" for classic rock covers, and listeners respond enthusiastically.

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10. Body & Aging Humor: Hair, Nipple Hair, and Bladder Scopes

[57:10 – 58:59]; [127:03 – 130:35]

• Crew gets personal about chest and nipple hair, with playful oversharing.
• Josh Arnold revisits his recent bladder scope experience:

  “A bladder scope… they feed a camera through my penis into my bladder.” [127:27]
  “How big is it?”
  “A little larger than your average charging cable.” [130:13]

• Tom describes his own (much older) experience, including a classmate witness, as only he can.

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11. Sports Upsets, Cards, and Baseball Lore

[75:55 – 81:01]

• Recaps of World Cup upsets (Paraguay vs. Germany), Wimbledon, notably Serena Williams playing against “Maya Joint” (cue marijuana jokes).
• $2.5 million Shohei Ohtani rookie card sale and nostalgia over baseball/trading cards.
• Reminisce with Christy about collecting “Monkees” cards.

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12. Weird Science & Tech News

[145:14 – 145:47]

• University of Texas develops a jacket that “pulls water from thin air”—riffing ensues about ball-sweat infused water.

  “Hey, this lemonade tastes like ball sweat!” – Tom Griswold [145:47]

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13. Trends, Slang & Influencer Satire

[137:57 – 139:08]

• Lampooning of Gen Z’s “Daycap” (afternoon cocktail) trend—Tom calls BS:

  “Happy hour?” [138:29]

• Discussion of maxing trends (protein maxing, looksmaxing, climax maxing), and skepticism of influencer culture.

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14. Headlines Extra: Metallica & Good Deeds

[143:27 – 144:31]

• Metallica gives $25,000 to a Welsh food bank ahead of their Cardiff gig. Band donates regularly—a nice moment amid the comedy.

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15. Absurd Animal Stories

[107:24 – 110:10]

• Couple arrested smuggling monkeys in their underwear at a Colombian airport (the crew explores how this would even be possible, riffing on "whiteface").
• Spoodles, the 32-year-old parrot, is officially named the world’s oldest living parrot—though not the oldest ever.

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16. Medical Procedures & Doctor Humor

[155:03 – 157:20]

• Classic “awkward doctor” stories about scoping, prostate exams, and a doctor remarking on a patient’s tanning bed tan lines while, uh, in the middle of a rectal exam.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• “This white trash noise machine knocks me out faster than OxyContin and a 12-pack of PBR.” — Tom Griswold [02:49]
• “It's not the first time Japan and Germany have had a tough day together.” — Tom Griswold [10:16]
• “If someone says, ‘Hey, I'm gonna go get a fridge cigarette.’ What are they doing?” — Tom Griswold [64:02]
  “It's a Diet Coke.” — Josh Arnold [64:05]
• “She's just pooping on the concert floor. Poop, poop, pooping on the concert floor…” — Pat Godwin (parody song) [37:46]
• “I’m one of those rare fellows that… I’m neither a grower or a shower.” — Ace Cosby [62:58]
• “Can you play Sodomigo?” — Fan to Tom (on signings nostalgia) [48:34]
• “John Cena is sporting a freshly shaved head before undergoing a second hair transplant.” — Christy Lee [71:17]
• “My girl just got back from summer camp—three weeks, no screens!” — Tom Griswold [52:04]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:46 – 04:33] — White Trash Noise Machine sketch/parody ad
• [10:07 – 11:44] — World Cup upsets: Paraguay v. Germany
• [13:00 – 14:19] — John Cena news & banter
• [24:00 – 25:00] — Song “street name” games (Seven Bridges, Sesame Street, Yellow Brick Road)
• [35:27 – 38:46] — Concert pooping epidemic; Pat’s parody song
• [57:10 – 58:59] — Chest & nipple hair banter
• [64:02 – 64:10] — “Fridge cigarette” (Diet Coke) new slang
• [75:55 – 81:01] — World Cup, Wimbledon, Maya Joint
• [127:03 – 130:35] — Josh Arnold’s bladder scope story

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Friendly, Roasting, Playful: Hosts rib each other constantly, with moments of genuine affection (“I love the show,” “life-changing hot dog trick”).
• Obsessed with bodily functions: Bowel movement stories, chest/nipple hair, urination scopes, penis jokes, medical humor.
• Pop culture and nostalgia: Vintage cars, baseball cards, old TV, the Monkees, network TV theme noises, even “paneling stories.”
• Modern skepticism: Gen Z/Influencer trends, new slang (“Daycap,” “maxing”) met with arch commentary and reminders “it’s always been that way.”

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Final Thoughts

This BOB & TOM Show episode is a classic mix of sketches, topical absurdity, and the crew's signature riff-a-minute chemistry. Highlights include biting parody (“White Trash Noise Machine”), social commentary wrapped in zingers (“fridge cigarette” as Diet Coke), and a willingness to dig into everything from concert constipation to World Cup history. Whether you're there for the news, the banter, or the nostalgia, this episode delivers the kind of loose, quickfire comedy and storytelling fans know and love.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh sure, you grew up in a trailer park. But now that you've made it big and moved to the suburbs, you just can't sleep at night. You've thought about purchasing one of those expensive white noise machines that claim to create a soothing wall of sound. But tell me, do you really think that white noise is relaxing?

[Christy Lee]

Hell no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell no is right, darling. Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

[Christy Lee]

Sure do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me guess, did you grow up in a trailer park?

[Christy Lee]

Sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Get up daddy.

[Christy Lee]

You're crashing my smile.

[Tom Griswold]

Folks, hush.

[Pat Godwin]

Has anybody seen my chew tobacco? Where the hell's the toothpaste? I need to brush my tooth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah yes, nothing is more comforting than the white Trash noise machine.

[Tom Griswold]

It is two year baby. Cletus, it's just a coincidence. He looks like Morgan Freeman.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to kill you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll also get these relaxing white trash sounds. A Camaro falling off the blocks

[Chick McGee]

fly

[Bob Kevoian]

sw A bullhorn from the TV show Cops.

[Josh Arnold]

Drop the snake and put your hands on the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sound of a marijuana bong

[Chick McGee]

and

[Bob Kevoian]

every single song from Tim Wilson. With the White Trash Noise Machine, you'll always get a good night's sleep. Check out these unsolicited testimonials.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, this white trash

[Tom Griswold]

noise machine knocks me out faster than OxyContin and a 12 pack of PBR.

[Christy Lee]

You know, after I won the lottery,

[Tom Griswold]

I just couldn't sleep in this big old fancy house. But I couldn't take sleeping pills on account of that damn court ordered drug testing. Shoot, nowadays I can sleep in til it's time to go out on the

[Christy Lee]

porch and watch Jerry Springer.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

White Trash Noise Machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesse, Justin, Jasper, Jacob, get in here and go get cleaned up. Your daddies are stopping by today. You too, Jamal.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a white trash noise machine. Order now and you'll receive as our gift to you the white trash aromatherapy machine. You'll enjoy all those comforting smells you remember from your childhood. There's Cheez Whiz fried bologna. Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels and vomit. Jack Daniels vomit. And Cheez Whiz gunpowder. And of course, poopy diapers.

[Christy Lee]

Now that brings back memories.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right you are, Reba, you mayonnaise sandwich eating cracker. The White Trash Noise Machine. And if you order right now, you'll also receive these White trash sounds. Restraining order.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna take more than a damn

[Tom Griswold]

piece of paper to keep me from seeing you, sweetheart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Repo man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on, man.

[Christy Lee]

The check's in the mail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Propane heater exploding.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, baby, you smell something?

[Bob Kevoian]

The white Trash noise machine from Frigam Home Health Products, a division of Bob and Tom Industries, y'.

[Jeff Oskay]

All.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Slack jaw boogery.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Here we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. And this weekend. That's right. The Eagles Scream. That's. You know what that sound is, Tom? The sound of freedom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh,

[Chick McGee]

you know what this sound is? It's the sound of NBC television.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's a peacock.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, there's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

They played that peacock noise before every NBC show for. For years. Until a guy walked in with a xylophone and said, hey, how about this? We were the ding dong ding bong bing.

[Chick McGee]

We are the GE Corporation. So let's try gec that's what that is.

[Pat Godwin]

You're absolutely right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, boom, boom, boom. I know. Wow. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do if. What if you do. If your letter doesn't coincide with a musical note?

[Chick McGee]

Well, then you C.N.

[Tom Griswold]

wait. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

CNN. And then you. Your CBS and you just fire everybody. Oh,

[Pat Godwin]

you.

[Josh Arnold]

You bad boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, bad boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, bad boy, bad boy.

[Chick McGee]

What you gonna do now?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Thank you for joining us.

[Chick McGee]

You ever watch Cops? Chasing bad guys? Cops? You like Cops?

[Tom Griswold]

The television program?

[Pat Godwin]

Very.

[Chick McGee]

No, the. I don't even know what to say. Pair that with. Yes, the television.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not really. I've seen maybe an episode or two over the years. It's over, right? They don't make it anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it is back I think on maybe on Fox Nation.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever watch Cheaters?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a good.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the show. And every. Every episode when the cheater. The guy cheater.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Confronts the guy she's cheating with. It all starts. Every. What's up?

[Christy Lee]

What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the nature of the program?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they follow cheaters around, and then

[Tom Griswold]

next thing you know, they confront them. How do they find them?

[Chick McGee]

You know, PIs. Josh and I have a very open relationship, but if he's cheating and I'm not aware of it, I go and find Josh where he is with whoever he's cheating with, and I confront him.

[Josh Arnold]

Original host got stabbed.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he was stabbed once. Joey Greco.

[Christy Lee]

He was stabbed by one of the contestants, I guess. It's not a game show, is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're here. You're not.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me that's not a show.

[Pat Godwin]

Life's a game show.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what the prize is. Well, you can have her.

[Chick McGee]

So how exciting this show would be.

[Tom Griswold]

So does someone call up the producers of the show and say, hey, I'm being cheated on?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then they cover, you know, instead of paying per for a private investigator, they. They used to catch them.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Do they follow through and tell you what happens?

[Chick McGee]

Most times, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the confrontations get violent?

[Chick McGee]

Almost always.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't like any. I didn't like that. I didn't like. I don't like any of that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have not watched that show.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

The host show up and go, hey, basically. No wonder he got.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that show was 20 years ago, wasn't it? Did a reboot.

[Pat Godwin]

They waited for him to heal up.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy that got stabbed didn't want to do it anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the best episode. That's a great one.

[Chick McGee]

Can we do the new version with not so much stabbing? Can we do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Critics called this version less knifey.

[Chick McGee]

Four stars.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Pat, we have a request for a song, but I noticed your guitar is not here.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I just walked in the door. I'll grab the guitar. I'm not supposed to play. Yesterday was just a little bit of a treat because it was an easy one. But I can pull up some easy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the same song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Pat's arm isn't a sling.

[Chick McGee]

It was a little bit of a treat. You're playing the guitar. Yes, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

That was an easy one.

[Christy Lee]

And, Doc?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It went well yesterday. Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It was painful. Yeah. Yesterday was the first day of the physical rehab.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you should have heard Tom off the air. He's like, where's your guitar?

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Where's your guitar? And, Patrick, I just got here. I'm getting settled and.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's your guitar?

[Chick McGee]

Where's your guitar?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not even supposed to play the darn thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought it was rather obvious that that's sort of your gig, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think it's obvious that I'm

[Christy Lee]

also hurt and that he comes in with Josh, so he's not here, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Whiny, whiny, whiny. God. Anybody else want to about something?

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you've had it.

[Christy Lee]

Ready for vacation?

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't bitching off the air. I was just telling you how my thing went.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't accuse you of bitching.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Anyone who said accuse me of bitching? Because I found a story that I'm

[Chick McGee]

in an uncharacteristically good mood, so. What? Who. Who are you talking about? Who's bitching?

[Pat Godwin]

Me, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Me.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

We're fine.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just telling the truth, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, my boy patch for two more weeks.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna get me in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I don't mind. Write the check. But anyway. Well, I was hoping to do that here, but we'll do something else. Clearly, we have interesting things in the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

The biggest World cup upset in the history of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll tell you what. It's not the first time Japan and Germany have had a tough day together.

[Christy Lee]

Japan beat Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they both lost.

[Chick McGee]

Paraguay beat Germany 4 3. On penalty kicks.

[Josh Arnold]

250, baby.

[Chick McGee]

To 250, baby. And let's see. Japan losing to Brazil. Oh, two, one. What? Brazil. Brazil is kind of the perennial. The home of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that doesn't sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Germany was one of the favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely. But. And. And I understand you had to.

[Tom Griswold]

And they also were one of the favorites during World War II.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

See? See both Germany and Japan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a little bit. I understand that history on this.

[Christy Lee]

You see, I know that one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Allies are over here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's a really.

[Tom Griswold]

Hydraxis over here.

[Chick McGee]

There's a really good documentary narrated by Tom Hanks. He's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he is.

[Chick McGee]

We all agree on that, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. World War II. World War II.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've been wanting to watch that.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who won? The Netherlands. Game.

[Chick McGee]

Netherlands 1, 1. Oh, no. Morocco.

[Bob Kevoian]

3, 2.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

On penalty kicks, the Dutch.

[Christy Lee]

Those guys were getting at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Losing it.

[Chick McGee]

And Canada be South Africa. Anything else?

[Christy Lee]

I just watched a little bit of that.

[Chick McGee]

Another Germany watched the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're in the. This is the knockout round. You lose it, you lose your go home.

[Chick McGee]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Paraguay beat Germany. It says here 4:3 on penalties earned the biggest upset of the 26 World Cup, I say, ever in the history of the world. Biggest upset. What do you think of that? That's what I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Noted.

[Chick McGee]

I can say anything until the next upset. What are you. What are you reading on the air, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. I'm just waiting for you to be done with your soccer.

[Pat Godwin]

Mom's in a mood today.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we do have to do something.

[Josh Arnold]

USA is next. When?

[Chick McGee]

Tomorrow night. Turkey A. Ah, yeah. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Odd.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that weird? I don't know. When do they start calling it Turkey A? Oh, no, they just played Turkey. Bosnia and Herzegovina, The Twin Cities.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right, they did. I'm sorry. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In San Francisco.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look forward to all of that. We'll have more sporting news on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Can you tell me why Turkey is pronounced Turkey A now? You got anything on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? These are foreign countries. They can call themselves whatever the hell they want. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I got some names for them.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really care.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of Thanksgiving thieves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Out there stealing Turkey's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, a really interesting story about John Cena, one of the real nice guys in the world.

[Chick McGee]

You can't see him.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool guy. Cool guy. There's lots of really nice stuff, and he's in the news for something kind of unusual.

[Chick McGee]

Was he ever a heel, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good question. They tried for a while.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Make him a heel.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they kind of did that when he got the first hair transplant, and he. He was saying that he had to get it because fans were shouting at him.

[Jeff Oskay]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

The quote was something like, they bullied me into getting a hair transplant. He went on Pat McAfee show talking about that. But his head is back in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be getting to some John Cena news.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you this. His head's okay, but his ass is crazy great. You seen that? And knocked up or what is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Train wreck. He was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

He was great.

[Christy Lee]

He was great in that.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy can do it all.

[Chick McGee]

You line up four women with their butts out and John Cena. And you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

I defy you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take that bet.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna take that bet?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take that bet.

[Chick McGee]

We pictures. Line them up. Line them up.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure? Oh, yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

I would enjoy that very much.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, it's. It's stunning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, us, let's see now. Christy Lee's right over there.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of the World cup, while the world watches the stars at the FIFA World Cup, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars who are already turning heads at age 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai's always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Hyundai. Thank you, FIFA. Thank you, Fifi. Christy Lee. Coming up, Metallica in the news. A big news in the world of lemonade stands.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hopefully it's a nice story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We've had robberies.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope we blow the lid off this lemonade stand. You tell me they're paying taxes, huh? I bet they are.

[Josh Arnold]

You ask them. You ask for their tax ID every time you go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely. I need a. And I need a receipt.

[Tom Griswold]

We got something new in the world of vampires, which is kind of cool,

[Chick McGee]

you know, they can't come into your house unless you invite them.

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the main things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's the main thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you leave and then your mom accidentally invites them. Like in Fright Night.

[Christy Lee]

I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting. Big moon this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful moon. Strawberry.

[Chick McGee]

Say what you want about that moon, but John Cena and his ass. Something else also.

[Tom Griswold]

We got monkeys in the news, parrots in the news, a new drinking trend.

[Chick McGee]

I do love the parrot story.

[Tom Griswold]

And my favorite new slang term. That bootylicious. No, that's. It's a new one on me that I think you're gonna like very much, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it involves one of your favorite things in life.

[Chick McGee]

I will try to regain my. My outlook.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good. And we'll have. We'll send a roadie to get Pat's guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

In the next room. And perhaps we can hear that.

[Pat Godwin]

Shouldn't be playing it. Doctors. By the way, I got in trouble yesterday because the doctor heard all the ball about me playing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did he?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, his nurse ratted on it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a.

[Chick McGee]

You have a recording of that? Conversation. I'd like to hear that. Just for fun of the doctor stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, no, you could do it acapella.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got it.

[Chick McGee]

Hips don't lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what happened? We also have a new thing for our fishermen in the, in the audience. I know that Josh And Pat and Mr. Oskay lead the way for fishermen.

[Chick McGee]

Is it fishermen and fisher women or just fishermen for everybody? Or fishermen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, anglers is. Yeah, that's. That's a good way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can't say she's a fisherman.

[Josh Arnold]

You fish people.

[Tom Griswold]

But fish people. Sounds like some invasion of aliens.

[Josh Arnold]

I like fish people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Crawling on sounds like humanoids from the deep and opening their mouth. Is there a female taking the fisher fishing industry by storm online? Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a handful.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Gat About Gaddis of the Distaff set, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Gat about what? I'll have to be. I'll have to be schooled on Gad about Gaddis.

[Chick McGee]

You can hear people. They're thundering footsteps to Google to look up. Got about Gadda.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Gat About Gaddis was the original TV fisher guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Yes, I do. I do remember the name.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean Bill Dance.

[Christy Lee]

Bill Dance is who? That's the first one.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody. Houston. Billy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy.

[Chick McGee]

Houston. Jimmy. Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

Houston.

[Chick McGee]

Houston. Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

We're coming right back to Houston and the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not in control of your finances and you have to look outside of yourself to live the life that you want. You're not in control of your life. Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded

[Josh Arnold]

what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. At O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick guitar within reach, Tom. It's right there, buddy.

[Pat Godwin]

Right to my left.

[Chick McGee]

You okay? Now

[Tom Griswold]

just have a request for something.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir, we're ready to go. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Shakester.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, hey, hey. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a number of things to catch up on here.

[Chick McGee]

The last unfinished business.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just a few things. I mentioned we've got a really good fishing story coming up, and I mentioned Gat About Gaddis.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he national?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Gat About Gaddis is the Bob Vila of fishing, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

If syndication had existed when Gadabot. Gaddis.

[Christy Lee]

We see a Cleveland guy?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. No, he was flying fishermen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But Gadabout Gaddis, this. I just looked up the bio. This guy. I remember as a kid seeing these black and white.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had the. One of the first fishing shows. He was on television. Christie, stand. Back in the 1930s.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even know we had television.

[Christy Lee]

No, and his.

[Tom Griswold]

His show was sponsored by Liberty Mutual, which, of course, now famous for their great TV commercial. It was called the Flying Fisherman because he wasn't fly fishing, but he would fly in on a small aircraft, a Piper Cherokee airplane, and explored rivers and lakes all around the country.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't get mentioned in the Bassmaster magazines that I read.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but this guy was like the first. He was like the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. I mean, but they'll talk about.

[Christy Lee]

So Gadabout is his first name.

[Tom Griswold]

His real name is something Roscoe Vernon Gaddis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to. Apparently, he's got a great autobiography out there that's very folksy and fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

So. So Gad about means he's. He's traveling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was apparently his nickname.

[Christy Lee]

But anyway, we lived a long life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And his show. His show was all about conservation and less emphasis on selling stuff and more on the beauty of being outdoors.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. I bet he did not practice catch and release. I tell you that back then on occasion. Probably hit him in the head with a baseball bat.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Ge.

[Tom Griswold]

Throw him on the shorter rock.

[Chick McGee]

Throw him on the boat.

[Christy Lee]

There he is.

[Ace Cosby]

He's the most.

[Josh Arnold]

The most famous angler since Isaac Walton. And I've never heard.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can't write the history of fishing without Isaac Walton.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't he in the Old Testament?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we're talking fishing. Okay, let's go back.

[Christy Lee]

I think. Well, Jesus, probably he.

[Chick McGee]

He was born old, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at him.

[Christy Lee]

Look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's only 28 in that photo. I have no idea. It's just how people were back.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a really good another story coming up about in from the world of science about a development in the world of outdoor. How do I word this delicately, about giving this. Involving hydration while outside. It's a revolutionary development.

[Chick McGee]

Make sure you drink enough water.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's about a new way to get water while being outside. It's a truly revolutionary development.

[Chick McGee]

A cactus.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to tell you right now. This is the teaser.

[Chick McGee]

You cut the cactus open.

[Josh Arnold]

Forget about Gaddis.

[Chick McGee]

Suck on the cactus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, some. Real quick, real quick. His father was friends with Buffalo Bill Cody.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very close.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he was born in 1896.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And he sort of became friends with Chief Little Bear, who fought at Little Bighorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was on the winning team, by the way, judging by the name. Not like Custer Jr. Hardly a fair fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you for introducing me to Gat about Gaddis. It's a shame I didn't know about him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't know about him.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about cool names yesterday of cities. What was the one we had yesterday? Latudu.

[Christy Lee]

No, Lagodi.

[Tom Griswold]

Lagodi. I was close. That's Old Testament.

[Josh Arnold]

What about that makes me want to say walk into a bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Ligoti.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry?

[Tom Griswold]

Ligoti.

[Christy Lee]

Ligoti.

[Tom Griswold]

Ligoti. Gadaba was born in Mattoon, Illinois.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's Mattoon, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is Mattoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Mattoon.

[Chick McGee]

It's really pronounced, I think, oddly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Mattoon. Ok, that's. But we also got talking about streets yesterday and, well, the Streets have no Name and great songs.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know where to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Streets have no name.

[Chick McGee]

I'm at the corner of What? Nobody. What the hell?

[Pat Godwin]

Bottom sent me on a goose chase.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about that.

[Chick McGee]

We're still on Lechugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Great, great songs. What's going on about street names? And we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I guarantee we missed a dozen or so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Sesame Street.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the first song counts?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

First thing I saw when I got off the air.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You dumbasses. What about Sesame Street?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a theme song.

[Chick McGee]

I think so, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the biggest one we missed. And I think this is. Okay, maybe, maybe not. Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road. No, I guess because the street's not called Yellow Brick Road.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is called the Yellow Brick Road.

[Chick McGee]

Hmm.

[Josh Arnold]

The directions are follow the yellow brick Road.

[Chick McGee]

Are roads and streets different?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that isn't the issue. The issue is that the name is the street or is it just description of it?

[Christy Lee]

No, because we use Copperhead Road.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no. The Yellow Brick Road is called the Yellow Brick Road.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

So that would count.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there are yellow bricks at the start.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's all the way.

[Chick McGee]

Is it all the way down?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. All the way to us.

[Christy Lee]

All the way to us.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't think everybody gets it. This one's Don Henley. Sunset Grill.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's not the name of a dime.

[Chick McGee]

It's a restaurant. You know how the Yellow Brick Road got yellow? Toto pissing all over Toto.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad Dog Toto, Shakedown Street, Grateful Dead. That's valid.

[Chick McGee]

Toto kept humping the lion. Did you know that? Behind the scenes, we'll try to come

[Tom Griswold]

up with everyone that we can. What was the one we played that I liked so much? The. What was the river? Riverside Avenue or something?

[Chick McGee]

Aria.

[Pat Godwin]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

Aria. That was cool. That was a good song. Billy Joel, 52nd Street.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's a big 52nd Street.

[Tom Griswold]

Seven Bridges Road, the Eagles, that great acapella thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great tune. Now, we also have been talking about automobiles. Manual transmissions, as a matter of fact, because there seem to be so few out there.

[Chick McGee]

I forget. Josh, can you drive a manual?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. My first car was a. My. The first car I purchased for me because the rest were sort of hand me downs from my grandparents.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because my first car was an 82 Caddy. Nice to Cadillac.

[Chick McGee]

He's a made El Dorado.

[Tom Griswold]

El Dorado?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Seville or Deville. I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's deville.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that's what the Caddy was, but it was a barge. Just a bar and I. That's what I learned to parallel park. I can parallel park a train because I learned in that thing I learned

[Chick McGee]

on a Monza Chevy. Monza.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll have to look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

So then when you bought your first

[Josh Arnold]

car, it was a 2000 Ford Ranger. And so, yeah, it was a manual.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy says, dear Bob and Tom show. I drive a 2009 Chevy Cobalt with a manual transmission, 290,000 miles on it. It still has the original cluster exhaust system. Gets 35 miles a gallon.

[Chick McGee]

Drives great, man. That's the second extensive mileage with the clutch still intact. It's hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, man.

[Christy Lee]

He obviously doesn't valet park.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how many valet parking.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's how Bob. Remember, he got his clutch burnt up. By a valet parker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can tell anything to the insurance company, can't you?

[Chick McGee]

Swear to God. They're $3 million in coins. Right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom, you mentioned. Oh, I see. Neenah, Wisconsin. Yes, it is in fact the home of the Nina Foundry.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, one of your. One of your references, you know, who used to work at the Nina, who founded the Nina about Gaddis, worked there as a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Nina Foundry. They make manhole covers. What are they called? They don't call them manholes anymore, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

There was some new term.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. Women are falling down, those two. That was kind of the argument.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was like street access or something. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look it up. I know. I did not know.

[Tom Griswold]

Manhole out.

[Chick McGee]

I. I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we. We talked about it one morning. Hilarious. Manhole's not out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Maintenance hole cover or access cover or sewer cover? It's the way to say that.

[Chick McGee]

Maintenance hole cover Sounds filthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Can I play with your maintenance hole cover?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. But manhole sounds like a bar in downtown San Francisco, so.

[Pat Godwin]

It actually is.

[Chick McGee]

What about my little finger?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Do you have a letter over there, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

I do, but I don't know which one to. I'll just do the one I'm holding. This is from Stephen. I'm eligible to retire in 69 days. I've been playing Josh and Chick 69 medley in my head all day. Yeah, 69. 69 days. I just wanted to thank you guys. He's an engineer, not trained. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if Chris Geysen saw this. Chris is producing for us today. Christopher, longtime listener, first time emailer. This is from Thomas. While checking ebay for Indy 500 memorabilia, he saw this. And it's a cover of an old program.

[Chick McGee]

Wait till you hear this, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen this, Tom? It says hello there and it signed Marty Allen.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So he used that as his signature.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course he did. Why wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

You've got Zaina Foundry. Gather about Gathers. Marty Allen. Go ahead, baby. I haven't heard it in a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan. Hello there, Marty. Now we have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on. You can't find it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this GD effing piece of crap.

[Christy Lee]

This will make you feel better.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate this machine. I want to get it doing.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Michael. I'm going to say something I thought I would never say. Thank you, Tom Griswold, for turning me on to Leonid and friends. I have spent the most delightful evening listening to their songs on YouTube and even bought tickets for an April concert in Fort Myers, Florida. Oh, yes. Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mentioned this band yesterday, it's called Leonid. How do you spell it?

[Christy Lee]

Leon. L, E, O, N, I, D. And

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they're originally from Moscow and they can. They do. There's a bunch of videos of them live in a studio with sometimes a six piece horn section. But they do covers of things like Chicago, Steely Dan, Earth, Wind and Fire and they just nail it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, better than the.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really good. You get a chance, check some of them out. And then I got doing that. I fell into that rabbit hole, whatever it is, this weekend and then I found out they're touring, right. So yeah, like that letter says, so gotta. Gotta check them out.

[Christy Lee]

Coming to a lot of towns too.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's nice to see real musicians that are actually playing real instruments and they're really good at it, but they're

[Josh Arnold]

clearly can't write their own songs.

[Chick McGee]

Not American.

[Tom Griswold]

They have their own songs also. Oh, I don't know how many line for toilet paper.

[Chick McGee]

That's their biggest for toilet paper.

[Tom Griswold]

That actually leads to a letter.

[Pat Godwin]

What if they come here just to be refugees? They just take us for the embassy.

[Chick McGee]

It has splinters. What year was that that we had splinters in our toilet? Like the 30s. Didn't you read that one?

[Josh Arnold]

Some advertisement for toilet paper was like, now less wood pulp.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I can dig that story up. But actually we have a letter that applies to that when we come back. I can't believe you tied it into this, but it's coming.

[Chick McGee]

Psychic comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll get our song that will actually lead to Pat's song. Okay, right now we were talking about an uncertain economy. Who knows what's going on? I certainly don't. But I do know this. If you check the stats, the average house in the US of A. If you've owned your house for say five years, it's probably worth 30 to 50% more on the market. If you've owned it for 10 years, it's probably doubled in value. It obviously depends on your circumstances, et cetera, et cetera. But you might be able to take advantage of that equity in your house not by selling it, but by refinancing it. That's what they do at American Financing. They have salary based mortgage consultants that can walk you through this in about 10 minutes. No obligation, no upfront fees, no pressure. Just check it out and see if maybe you could grab some cash out of that house without getting rid of it. You still get to live at your place, but you've got some extra money to pay off some debts or maybe you put in a new kitchen. Whatever it might be, it's all up to you. It's all about your life and your house. No upfront fees, no pressure. Like I said, American Financing. And in about 10 minutes, as I indicated, they can walk you through this and see if it would work for you. So give them a ring. 866-889-2611. Much easier to remember the name American Financing. And you visit them@American financing.net Excuse me. Do me a favor and put slash Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you. Once Again, it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five started 6.3. Well, qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net Bob and Tom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to catch up.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It is going to catch on. You wait and see. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He has his guitar. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Right there. There's Josh Arnold

[Josh Arnold]

closer to the mic. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we get you one of those headsets with the built in microphone so you can walk around kick back in the couch.

[Josh Arnold]

What I would really love is a microphone that is this long.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, I do like the, the microphone who uses it now? Drew Carey, the really long thin one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that that would have been in my contract if they said you're the next host of Price is Right. It would have been I need the thin Bob Barker.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'll say Gene Raber. That the Gene Rayburn. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, because it is a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

And if it is and stand ups are used to either working a mic on a mic stand or having a mic. And I always love it when you'll be at certain events and some they'll some politician one and they, they get in their stand up position. Okay. I'M ready to go. But I also, I don't know. I have a problem with the TV preacher. There's one guy that, that he's always wearing muscle shirts and he's got the, the headset with the built in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's Joel, but he's very ripped.

[Christy Lee]

Holstein.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's not too ripped, though.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, there's a different guy I'm talking. Yeah, yeah, the ripped guy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they're, they're, they're talking to huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just. It's just a little weird seeing the, you know, kind of the Madonna microphone they used to call it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have had a couple of oddball stories, and I hate to just be too scatological, but.

[Ace Cosby]

But

[Tom Griswold]

that helps. The. We had a story yesterday. You never know how he's gonna be about Noah Khan. And if you go online, you can actually see Noah talking to his audience and, and in the frankest of terms, asking them not to defecate on the floor of the concert venue.

[Chick McGee]

And it has become a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's been. There was another one over the weekend, but Noah is huge. If you're not familiar with his work, he's one of the biggest concert draws in the world right now. But at one of his shows, there were several witnesses to some woman actually defecating on the floor. This is from this morning's Newswire, and I'll read it as follows. A guy named Alex Young posted this. At what point does this go from an anomaly to a concerning epidemic of fan behavior? After Olivia Rodrigo turned us on to fans who wear diapers in order to save spots in the front row of her concerts? Remember the letter we had where she was. She was smelling it because they were wearing adult diapers. Full.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's believe that. You believe that you could smell it? No, I do not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's get back to our letter. The last few days, individuals physically relieving themselves at concerts has become a thing. In addition to the front row turd discovered at Noah Khan show in Italy. Excuse me. In Philly, a video has been made available on TikTok documenting a similar incident that occurred at a 5 Seconds of Summer show in Fort Worth, Texas. So now it's a thing. And Patty G. Has developed a tribute. Now Pat can no longer play his guitar in the normal manner because of his shoulder being in a sling. But is that feeling okay now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you'd never know. It sounds lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, it's. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

The guitar is in the upright position.

[Pat Godwin]

She's not leaving her front seat. No way. But she can't hold it anymore. How she let it slide down to her feet. She's just pooping on the concert floor. Everybody

[Josh Arnold]

poop, poop.

[Pat Godwin]

Pooping on the concert floor. Poop, poop, Pooping on the concert floor. She didn't wear a diaper like that. Swifty fans. She's not leaving for con. Or is it can? I don't know anymore. Security won't clean it anymore. They left that turd on the concert floor, huh? Hey, hey, hey. You know they did it. Give me one more. Call it a day on the concert floor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the problem with not having seats at concerts

[Chick McGee]

is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an interesting correlation.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because if you had a seat, you could. You could hold your. You can go to the bathroom and come back. The problem is with these massive concerts, there are all these people standing up front. They don't want to lose their place.

[Christy Lee]

So I thought we had gotten rid of that back in the the 70s. Festival seating.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one. I can't even imagine doing that in a crowded concert hall.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's the thing. I don't like that Noah called this lady out. This was clearly some accident. Yeah, and to. To. I know he didn't name her by name or anything like. But just. Why did you even bring this up?

[Chick McGee]

And as soon as you bring it up, it becomes a huge thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but apparently the diaper thing is a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Christy Lee]

That makes sense.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't believe Olivia. Olivia can smell it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they make diapers pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was at a. I was at a comedy show one time and it happened.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In the crowd. Yeah, Somebody in the crowd, apparently. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That or it was just gas. Some kind of a lethal dog gas.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are people.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, there are certain.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we. Before we move too far forward, I've got this letter. We had famously had a guy drop his sunglasses into the pit of a portisan. Dear Bob and Tom show. I had a friend in the 80s that would always say, when he ran out of toilet paper, I've got to pick up some film for the brownie. I thought you should know. We were referencing, of course, the famous brownie camera from Kodak.

[Christy Lee]

All tied together.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all coming back. A little bit of Brownie nostalgia. You got a letter over there, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob at Tom Show. I don't know if you guys saw this World cup game. Argentina and Jordan in Dallas, Texas. Someone found a wallet in the crowd and the soccer fans started chanting the gentleman's name. We need audio on this. And I can't make out the name, but the crowd chanting the owner of the wallet's name. And he. He found his wallet. Owner and wallet are reunited.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. There he is.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yay.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. Another happy ending in World Cup.

[Pat Godwin]

He's yelling, world. Where's the money? Inside.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was empty when we found it. Yeah. All right. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of good news from the World Cup.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

So far, the fans have been really well behaved. Are there?

[Christy Lee]

I know, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One is typically accept expecting the hooligan thing to come out.

[Chick McGee]

And I was gonna say, isn't that where the hooligan was invented for soccer fans? The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Scots have been great. Drinking all the beer in Boston and cleaning up the park and Japanese clean the stadium. The Norwegians doing their cool. Rolling up the escalator thing. I kind of want to try that. That really looks like fun. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

They do it at the. The matches, too. It's kind of a group.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like the wave at the matches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. The biggest upset of the 2026 World Cup. Nay in not only 26, but forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Forever.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Clint Eastwood's been alive for all the World Cups since 1940. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Clint 90?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere around there.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna say 95.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's 90 something.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go 95.

[Tom Griswold]

Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks turned 100 over the weekend, so that was a great.

[Christy Lee]

You're closest without going over 96.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Turned 96 May 31st.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine going Mel Brooks 1926. 2026.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's still going.

[Josh Arnold]

Richard Attenborough. David. I'm sorry?

[Christy Lee]

David Attenborough.

[Pat Godwin]

Van Dyke.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Hope.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

George Burns, 100.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but David Attenborough, Wasn't he drinking whale pus or something?

[Josh Arnold]

He has to be eating some of those animals in order to stay as young as he.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I knew I was something.

[Tom Griswold]

She was big, full of protein. I lost my place.

[Chick McGee]

Morocco upset the Netherlands. There's a buzz. Wimbledon and Serena Williams plays later.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the today?

[Chick McGee]

She's 44.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous phrase in the Clint Eastwood movie where he has the gun on the guy in San Francisco.

[Josh Arnold]

And I feel lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But make my day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Go ahead. Make my day.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the setup of that. I can't remember how.

[Josh Arnold]

How many bullets are. Yeah, I lost. I know what you're asking yourself now.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be, I can't remember where I am, what I'm doing, or if I this is a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Or and who craps in my past.

[Tom Griswold]

I got an Olivia Rodrigo thing going in my ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Make my breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think someone ever said that?

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I will explore many of these things and mostly, Robo checked all of them. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Be quiet, hippie.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. And remember, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing one of our new swell camp Bob and Tom T shirts. Yes, very nice. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy is sort of wearing. It's like she spent the night with a Yankee. Oh, yeah, A New York Yankee.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had to rush here to work.

[Pat Godwin]

She got the Jeter bag

[Christy Lee]

I have to wear. It's freezing in here, but, you know, 100 outside, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's nice and light when it's a heat warning.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

It is warm.

[Chick McGee]

Check local listing.

[Tom Griswold]

If you look at a map of the United States, most of it has that, you know, that bright red, it's on fire look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's always horrible, but some mishap with a overheated car, it's gonna happen again. It's just a matter of time, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember being told when you were in driver's ed or when your car overheats to turn the heater on?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and just.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just baffled by that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a thing when you're on the ice, you turn into the. Wait a minute. You want me to turn into the garbage truck coming at me at 80 miles an hour?

[Chick McGee]

Turn in.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's all. That's all. Correct. It's just weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's weird to hear, there's Ace Cosby. I'm chicky. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I am grumpy and I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a bad night?

[Chick McGee]

No, he has been yawning a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I switched. I switched iced teas.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it funny how something like that can throw you and I.

[Chick McGee]

You know how you are. Honey, why did you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I've been drinking a decaf iced tea all day long.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a train to nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

And. No. Which is fine. And then I. I bought a different tea. I wanted to experiment with it and wasn't really paying attention and it was heavily caffeinated, so.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was up all night. Oh yeah, boy, that would explain the, the grumpiness. But I'm fine now. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

As he's loading a gun.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I feel pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

I checked, I checked the, the box this morning and it quite literally says warning. Like heavily caffeinated.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'm totally serious.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like an idiot. It was organic.

[Pat Godwin]

Blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this must be really good. I'll give this. And it's really tasty.

[Ace Cosby]

But

[Tom Griswold]

usually when I lie down at night. Yeah, I lie down and I count down from 10 and I usually get to eight.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to sleep. So last night it was. Well, what's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

Did you get back up or do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I woke up every. Every 45 minutes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Every.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost came in at 2 o' clock this morning because I'm just lying there looking at the ceiling. Well, I guess I could do wordle and that'll kill a minute and then I don't know what. So anyway, here I am. But I, I. Jeffrey's wearing on one of our new T shirts. They're really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the, the Camp Radio Wood T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks authentic, doesn't it? Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, from a distance it looks like a cool capture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah man, that sun with headphones on. Very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, if you want to check that, I'll go to Bob and Tom dot com. Oh, look at that. There's also a Pat Godwin T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very fancy. Patty G's new comedy special is on the Dry Bar Comedy Network which you'll find in the form of a website and the form of a downloadable app. Check it out and see Pat's great great comedy set from. Recorded about a year ago and it's a really cool show featuring a nice clean set from Pat. None of the filth, none of the so called dirty ditties if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

The racy chickens.

[Josh Arnold]

No blue tunes.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty ditties.

[Tom Griswold]

I will never forget. We were. We Were doing a signing thing. Signing the old. Remember back in the days of the cd?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. I got a quill pen.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna sign a CD for you punks.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of that.

[Tom Griswold]

It was always fun when you'd be signing them because everyone's got their favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you never know what it's going to be.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy in an airplane of the day pulled me aside and he said, hey, can you play Sodomigo? Which we played the other morning. Which I don't think we'd play that in a couple of years, but everyone's got their favorites. And this I was. We were signing one day, and this. This guy came up to me and goes, yeah, well, I like these records you guys make, but I don't like the dirty ditties. It's always stuck with me, so.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's from the heartland right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can. I can remember where it was, where he said it, but that was the same one. I'll refresh your memory. That was the one where a guy in line. One of the guys in line that we were signing for, it looked like he'd been beaten with a baseball bat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this? And he had the big, huge bag and it. He had just had a hair transplant the day before, and all the blood had drained into his face. Remember this guy?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

There was also. Someone was arrested at the event.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Was that the guy who shook my hand and tried to lift me out of my chair? I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were. We were, believe it or not, at a 7:11.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which there's like three in this.

[Chick McGee]

And weren't we signing cups or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cartoon cups.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Now you guys had big lines. Did you guys ever have anyone wear a diaper because they were gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Not that we know of.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fair question. I sure hope not. We certainly had people that smelled.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, goodness. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

One in particular. Let's just move on. I'm sorry I brought it up. I just wanted to mention bobandtom.com where you can find the Camp Radio Wood T shirts. They're kind of fun, kind of silly. And I want to make. How about a special salute to all those great camp counselors out there and camp directors having fun. My girls just got back from three weeks at summer camp camp. Just awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Have either of them expressed interest in becoming a counselor?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about. Do you think there would be a demand for a Bob and Tom fantasy camp? I Do think there would be where we would. Yeah, you could.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been asked to do a cruise.

[Chick McGee]

Cruise. So I'm kind of curious about a cruise, but everybody should do it. It's either violent one way or the other.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on the line and how big them.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you've played on a lot of them. A lot of them. All of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So. And I've been on a couple. I did the Disney cruise with my kids, which was great.

[Josh Arnold]

You get a bunch of comedians together, maybe bands and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we could do it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

If you guys want to do it. The trick. It's gotten better because the idea would be we could actually do the show from the ship as it's moving.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is wild. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that be cool? Yeah, well, we'll look into it.

[Chick McGee]

The cruise ships used to be somewhat cut off, but now it's wi fi. The whole. Yeah, they could.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's no difference.

[Tom Griswold]

And with Starlink, pretty soon you can take your briefcase out on the lanai deck and you'll be hooked up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I had no problem when I was in the middle of the Caribbean doing zoom calls. No problem. It's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I get that. But I. When I'm. If I'm on the cruise, there's a chance I'm whipping my phone into the ocean.

[Christy Lee]

Well, at the time, I wish I could have.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was the great thing about summer camp for my girls. Three weeks, no screens.

[Chick McGee]

That's hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But they keep them busy every. They've got a schedule of all this cool stuff to do all day long.

[Josh Arnold]

How's camp food these days? Do they say.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun and good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they have a special pancake day. Awesome. Everything is celebrated.

[Chick McGee]

And a lot of hair nets. The cook, Eric.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so. Yeah, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of cigarettes hanging from the. What do you want now?

[Tom Griswold]

We've gone over this before. I can't remember the names of my wife's friends, but I can remember the names of every teacher I've ever had. And I even know the name of the. The main cook at my high school.

[Chick McGee]

The main cook?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. Gunther.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

The Gravy Gunther's Go Go.

[Chick McGee]

Gravy Gunther's Go Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently could be bottled as the greatest laxative in the history of American cooking. Do you remember the name of the. The head lady at your.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Cafeteria.

[Chick McGee]

They changed quite often. I do remember some of my teachers, though. Not all of them.

[Christy Lee]

How big was your school? How big was your.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I went to an all boys school,

[Chick McGee]

so I don't know. Very tasteful.

[Christy Lee]

So big.

[Tom Griswold]

There's 75 guys.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have kids that worked in the cafeteria? We did. No, like you could volunteer and you

[Chick McGee]

get paid well, like a trustee, Right.

[Christy Lee]

When work in the cafeteria, when you

[Pat Godwin]

guys did plays, did you do it old Shakespeare way? You had the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Play girls.

[Tom Griswold]

The hot chicks from HBO and hb. That's the name of the school.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge boobs.

[Chick McGee]

Huge boob kid.

[Tom Griswold]

In many cases, that was criteria.

[Chick McGee]

Would you classify yourself then as a boob guy or a butt guy or a leg guy or a.

[Tom Griswold]

A desperate guy?

[Chick McGee]

Desperate.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Hey, sorry, we're way behind.

[Chick McGee]

You have the game oozing out of your ears. That great hair you had.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we haven't even done what I wanted to do this break. So we're gonna take a break from our break and come back because I was gonna tie in the fact that. I can't believe you guys forgot this guy, that he'd had the hair transplant.

[Chick McGee]

I totally forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I totally forgot. And you want to talk about John Cena.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the guy who brought up his pet dog that was stuffed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and that was on the south side. I remember that one. That creeped me out.

[Ace Cosby]

Sinus dead dog.

[Christy Lee]

It was taxidermied.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was taxidermy dog.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you sign it?

[Chick McGee]

It was tough. Didn't we sign the base or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we signed the base of it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's creepy. Sorry. But. Well, coming up, we have an interesting story about John Cena, who's a great guy, by the way, and it involves a. It involves a hair transplant. Coming up in sports. What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

World cup action continues. They're calling it the biggest upset of the 2026 World cup so far. Serena plays Wimbledon later today. Baseball card goes for a lot of money. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have the first Action Comics comic book in the news once again today. Remember that one?

[Chick McGee]

Superman?

[Tom Griswold]

He's. And he's holding the car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

I love learning.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a really good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, I have a correction coming up. I am being roundly criticized for an opinion I gave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm being faced with facts and I see the facts and I agree. I was wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

You're man enough to say you were wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me, how do you do that? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. That's a Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat. There's Jeff Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up, dude?

[Chick McGee]

I like your, I like the shirt. I like the tea under the shirt. I love it. I, I, I hardly ever wear, not wear a tee under a shirt. I can't, I can't just wear a button up shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm envious. I wish I could. I'm completely uncomfortable that way.

[Chick McGee]

No Kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the emerging chest hair and the excessive masculinity that you exude?

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Are you a hairy chested guy?

[Josh Arnold]

It's about this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Mr. Oski, how do you decide where to stop shaving? Does. Are you just completely covered in here?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I just give up.

[Chick McGee]

Can you lift it up there to let us see where. Oh, okay. That's just a natural line there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's very hairy. I used to.

[Josh Arnold]

We have the. Almost the same amount of Chester, it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

I used to work with a guy who hit all of it right to his chest. He had to. Had to pick a line to shave. Yeah, it was. It was Simeon like.

[Tom Griswold]

How about you, Christy?

[Josh Arnold]

My sternum chest hair is mostly gray now.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you get.

[Christy Lee]

I shave very well.

[Chick McGee]

Don't ladies get hair around their nipples sometimes?

[Christy Lee]

Stray hair and every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you pluck or shave hair on your nipples?

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully you don't shave them.

[Christy Lee]

No. Most people cut them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there goes the nipple.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, great razor.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, you said you had to come back with an apology of sorts.

[Josh Arnold]

We've been talking a little bit the last couple days about Noah Khan, and he came out and said, hey, folks, please don't poop at my concerts. I don't care for that. Nobody cares for it. The cleaning crew doesn't care for it. A lady was spotted having done that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I said, right there on the concert floor?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, I don't like that he called her out. This must have clearly been some sort of accident, and she's probably humiliated and all. Many, many people have reached out and said, hey, look, if you watch the video, I didn't know there was video of this, and I won't watch the video. I'll just take everybody's word for it.

[Pat Godwin]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks like she knows exactly what she's doing, and it's not an. It's not like some accident. She. She does it.

[Christy Lee]

And I left that part out of the story on purpose because it's so disturbing.

[Josh Arnold]

She sort of does it boldly and tries to hide it and then goes right back to really enjoying the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoying the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it happened. It happened at the five seconds of Summer concert over the week. This has got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not to say that it wasn't an emergency still on her part. But you don't. That's not how you handle it.

[Chick McGee]

Would you say she called her shot?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like she was. This was maybe avoidable. So I take it back. If that's the case, she should be criticized.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think this is really necessary. I think, as Mr. Khan said, we have a social contract here. When you come into a live event like this, if you want to defecate, please use the proper facility.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on? You're right, Jeff. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Ace Cosby]

No ladies. I remember going to my pediatrician's office, and there was a poem up on the wall about sugar and spice and everything nice. That's what you ladies are made of. And I believed that most of my life. And then I started dating you.

[Tom Griswold]

But I will in horrible. I don't know the circumstances, but I will say this almost everywhere you go, if it's a major event. The line at the ladies room. I just went to a huge concert, and I was in the gigantic men's room, and a lady walked right in, went right to one of the stalls.

[Christy Lee]

I've done that.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't blame them at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I get it. Because the line for the ladies room, and this is a modern contemporary facility. I don't know how many years old. It's not more than 15 years old.

[Chick McGee]

But it's not okay for guys to do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they're not putting enough bathrooms in.

[Josh Arnold]

Why need. Oh, God, why not?

[Ace Cosby]

Why are the architect. This has been a problem for 40 years. Why are architects not putting in twice as many ladies stuff than men's and stadium.

[Josh Arnold]

The new arenas. Okay, so there are double the amount of stalls in, like, a female restroom in most new arenas. Then in.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But isn't there a law they have to have couches and, like, places you can smoke and chat and, like, little shops in there?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to see the numbers on. We did a story about a festival where they sort of invented or were trying out the female urinal.

[Christy Lee]

Now, that was in Britain, and I

[Josh Arnold]

would like to hear how that went.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not gonna. That's not gonna fly.

[Chick McGee]

O' Keefe Fest was.

[Josh Arnold]

But what if it could?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. That's asking too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, are they gonna pass out monogrammed pee funnels as you walk into the show?

[Christy Lee]

Why do they have to be monogrammed?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been to a concert lately? Everything is sold.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to have a funnel to do that over. Over a toilet.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

It sort of already was, but would you try one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, try it. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that gonna speed up the process?

[Ace Cosby]

That's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I'd like to still have to watch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You still have to take your jumper down so that you can access.

[Christy Lee]

Jumper. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

It's not that difficult to go in a urinal for a lady, is it? I mean, it doesn't seem like that's not gonna help.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not gonna build urinals on the women's rooms.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm just asking if that, if they found that more women were accommodated quicker.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was the reason they did that at that festival is they were recycling. Remember this? They were recycling all the urine.

[Josh Arnold]

I do remember that, but. So those were not for expedie.

[Tom Griswold]

No expediency. It was just so they could separate

[Josh Arnold]

the one thing, a normal one one from the two, so that way they weren't mixing actual toilet water with it too, or something.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I want. I promised a new phrase, a new slang term that I have not heard that I think is very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

This is rare that you actually like the new slang.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think this is great. And I think that Mr. Oskay will know this one. I'll be. We'll see. If someone says, hey, I'm gonna go get a fridge cigarette. What are they doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I do know what this is. Oh, I don't, I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a Diet Coke.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

A fridge cigarette.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Never would.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the explanation. A new slang term making the rounds online calls a Diet Coke a fridge cigarette because fans say cracking open an ice cold can delivers the same satisfying little ritual as stepping outside for a smoke break. Minus the smoking. That's pretty cool. Now, I know you're a Diet Pepsi guy, chief.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

But I will allow you to use the term fridge cigarette. I, I, I, I can. I'm opening it up to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Other brother brands.

[Christy Lee]

I think a lot of people who are recovering from some kind of addiction become addicted to Diet Coke too. I've, I've noticed that a lot.

[Chick McGee]

And sweets and chocolate and things like that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and isn't it true now that you can't smoke at AA meetings?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I have not been to one.

[Tom Griswold]

That sucks. Come on, give them a break. It's like, it's like prisoners not being able to smoke and the next thing you know, they don't have much left. For God's sake, give them a break.

[Chick McGee]

They're going to cut out coffee. Better not do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Christy Lee]

Coffee or Diet Coke and donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

No more beer. Yeah, no more beer at AA meetings. What the hell you know, you cut out the coffee, you're gonna have some murder. You're have some murders.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I were the judge. Your honor, it's acceptable.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you start off a Pepsi guy and then went to Diet Pepsi?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because Diet Pepsi, when I started drinking. Yeah. It wasn't invented yet. And that well we've talked about.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a hard conversion for you?

[Chick McGee]

No, it was actually. Yeah, Pretty simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Same.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just boom. Because I grew up, we didn't have soda often, but when we did, it was Coca Cola Classic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom always said, I guess the new Coke phase scared her so much that it was always Coca Cola Classic. But even Coca Cola, it said Classic on the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, but we diet. No Tab and diet, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there were a lot that was about it.

[Josh Arnold]

And then another comedian once told me, hey man, you should switch to diet soda. It's not that big of a deal. And I did and I went. Because I was sucking down when I was doing. I was in my 20s, I was. I would have four Cokes a day, something like that.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And so then I went to Diet Coke and immediately lost like 20 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but we call Coke Zero is great. Fridge cigarettes, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

What do they call them in England?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tom, you're so smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think it's one of the slang terms for cigarettes, certainly. Oh, I see what you're doing. I see what you're trying to get me to do. I have an idea. Let's get back to the sports well

[Chick McGee]

or the letters Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Brian from Archbold, Ohio, I believe that's up near Toledo, I think Green, Arch, Bold, A, R, C, H, B, O, L, D. It's my favorite font. I was watching is old bold. I was watching an old Colombo this weekend. He was about to question a suspect that happened to be a huge movie star.

[Josh Arnold]

I just to wanted one more thing.

[Chick McGee]

Can I ask you a question? Please. Colombo asked her if she would call his wife. She wasn't home.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate the body of it.

[Chick McGee]

Her brother in law answered the phone. So Columbo made her talk to him. All I could think about was how awful poor, poor Hugh Jackman must have felt when Tom insisted. Did Hugh call every member of his family and say hello?

[Tom Griswold]

This is how good close to what happened.

[Josh Arnold]

This is how good an actor Hugh Jackman is he. We all believed, he made us believe he would like to do nothing more right than talk to whoever. Tom, what a gracious man.

[Chick McGee]

At last someone has asked me to do It. Thank you. Okay, now you say that's not at all okay. Well, what happened in your eyes or your version?

[Ace Cosby]

You know, we were all here. Before you say a word, all of us were here for us and we all saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was handed a note saying, Mr. Jackman would like you to call your soon to be wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I am going to defend Tom here. I'm going to guess and let me know. Kelly is a fan of Mr. Jackson Jackman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we went to, we went to New York City to see him on Broadway in the Music Man.

[Josh Arnold]

And maybe not even just a fan. Maybe that would be one of her celebrity crushes. Okay. Yeah, could be a hall pass. If Tom, if Hugh Jackman comes in here, Tom goes home. Hey, by the way, Hugh Jackman was in the studio and you didn't have him call me.

[Chick McGee]

I see it from a whole different.

[Josh Arnold]

Where do we. He who does he have to live?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's the bigger problem. My two littlest girls, 10 and 13, they are huge fans of. Of circus movie. With the circus movie, what's it called?

[Pat Godwin]

The Greatest Showman.

[Tom Griswold]

Greatest Showman.

[Josh Arnold]

That is entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

And they know all the lyrics to all the songs. So they lost their minds. But they were out of town, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So Hugh had to stay on the phone for like an extra half hour

[Christy Lee]

also all three of them.

[Tom Griswold]

We found out he was coming here 10 minutes before he got here.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So that we had had known. We had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

But which is good because he didn't have time, didn't have time to compile a list of people for him to call.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Hugh, you're going to find this interesting. My sister lives in England. Could you call her? That would be great.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd love to see him again. That's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He said his best friend is a morning show radio host in Australia. And. And he loves doing morning radio. Said next time he's in town, he's going to come in.

[Chick McGee]

But once again, he's been in town seven times.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Once again though, Tom, he's an actor and he made you believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're calling him a liar.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't say that.

[Josh Arnold]

We also need him to bring Patrick Stewart.

[Ace Cosby]

He is.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell him he can't come back unless he brings Patrick Stewart and Christian Bale.

[Ace Cosby]

He's at my son's college probably every other week. His girlfriend teaches at my son's college. And my son said there are many days where he is out on the quad and will stand there for an Hour signing and taking pictures with all the kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It takes time for everyone. Every time he ever sees.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of the coolest guy in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's actually a good segue because the other guy, who I think is probably the nicest famous person on earth is John Cena. Did you know that he has the world record? I forget. We had a. He has the world record for the most make a wish visits of anybody.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? That is.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great story about him I don't have in front of me, but it was. There was some little boy that was having some issues, and to get him out of this country, his mom had to say, well, you're going to get to meet John Cena. And he ended up somewhere in northern Europe. And Cena read about it and flew over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's awesome, man.

[Tom Griswold]

To see the kid. I mean, the guy is amazing and

[Josh Arnold]

funny and a good, great performer, but

[Tom Griswold]

he's in the news, has a great ass.

[Josh Arnold]

He does have a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that we've done that, I'm sure that the folks at the Make a Wish foundation consider that when they. Christy, do you have that story?

[Christy Lee]

John Cena is sporting a freshly shaved head before undergoing a second hair transplant. The actor posted a photo on social media yesterday of himself shaking the hands of his physician, Dr. Ken Anderson, where he wrote round two of follicular unit. Excision, excision. Excite. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Excitation. A Beach Boys.

[Christy Lee]

No. Excision, excision.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm giving follicle citation.

[Christy Lee]

FUE is what we call it Fuel.

[Tom Griswold]

Follicular.

[Christy Lee]

Follicular. Sorry, Follicular.

[Josh Arnold]

They were safe, but it was

[Tom Griswold]

follicular unit.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm gonna call it fue.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where they transplant your own hair to your own head, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. It's a minimally invasive hair transplant method where individual hair follicles are harvested from a donor area, generally the back of the head. Yeah. And then implanted into balding or thinning regions.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they use your pubes?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course they can.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, if you don't mind having curly hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they'd stay curly up there.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know right now. Did you know that little rim of hair that all guys have, even when they're ball. That. That never goes away. Every. Every guy has.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

So people don't ever lose that.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Unless they have some kind of weird disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Christy Lee]

But apparently shaving your head like that guarantees a better success rate when they do the Transfer.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is what I read about.

[Tom Griswold]

And Cena had at one before, and he was talking about how he was getting bullied by fans. But he's a really cool guy.

[Christy Lee]

He looks good with no hair. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, he's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why he's going to all the trouble.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You know, he couldn't get a lady without all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe now women will give him a job.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's the. Here's the thing. Guinness World Record. John Cena has done the more than 200 wishes. This is. Oh, I'm sorry. He's done A record of 650Guinness World Record wishes for the Make A Wish Foundation.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good on him.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really cool. Yes, I understand. When he meets some of these kids, he picks them up and slams them through tables.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, some ask for it. He doesn't do it. To the children who don't ask for it.

[Chick McGee]

Would you pin me, Mr. Cena?

[Josh Arnold]

Wrestling has created some really good actors, I think. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Over.

[Josh Arnold]

Over time, those guys know how to act and they know how to improvise, and they.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the superhero show he's in? John Cena.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Peacemaker.

[Chick McGee]

Peacemaker.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. He's great in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I've only seen two episodes, but he was great. Great and nice ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me, have you seen.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Shylights, everybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Christine, does a guy's ass matter to you? Do you like a nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want it bubbly?

[Christy Lee]

I like a tight, muscular butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, see, we're out.

[Pat Godwin]

It got quiet in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You know how they.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really young.

[Chick McGee]

We got.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me think. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace has got a badonk there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's six men in this room with one butt, and at the same time, there are also five asses. That's a math problem. I'll let you figure that out when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at that. We're late again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank you. O'Reilly Auto Parts. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

She ready to go?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Chick McGee]

Hands clasped.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's got his guitar. Tom, he's ready to go. Look at him, ready to Go. Hear that? That's enthusiasm. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Ready?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. We gotta get some sports news for you. And then we have something brand new in the news. I'm very excited about.

[Chick McGee]

Brand new in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

It never seems to end. The.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The influencers doing good work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Important for society.

[Chick McGee]

Don't give it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not going to give it away. But it involves the male member.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Old John Thomas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, now what do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Paraguay beat Germany in the World Cup 43 on penalty kicks to earn the biggest upset of the 2026 World Cup. No, no. I say not only the 26th ever World cup history. My goodness. Tied one one after extra time and they had to go to the penalty.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know much about it, but very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Very exciting. Kind of controversial.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

No, it gets into sudden death for all the sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right like that.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to weigh in in regulation.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Take care of business in regulation time. Yeah. That's why the NFL the sudden death rules will be missed and was so wonderful. Is that if you didn't take care of business during regulation, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You totally, totally unfair.

[Chick McGee]

The first person that scores in overtime.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not fair.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't let me have the ball. Well, your defense should have stopped him. No, that's not.

[Josh Arnold]

No

[Tom Griswold]

next. Oh, I'm not going to defend myself on this.

[Chick McGee]

The ultimate next. Oh, actually we do. We do have this. Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, boys. Have a good night's rest. I missed you.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't he talking to her boobs?

[Tom Griswold]

Mel Brooks, ladies and gentlemen. Happy 100th.

[Chick McGee]

And who is that actress? She's. I forget her name but I want to say she was in TV too. A red hair.

[Josh Arnold]

I missed you.

[Chick McGee]

I missed you. To get a good rest.

[Josh Arnold]

I missed you.

[Chick McGee]

And Morocco sent the Netherlands packing their earliest World cup exit eliminating the Dutch in Blazing Saddles.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you laugh when Mel Brooks is he's the mayor or the governor? I forget, is he the mayor?

[Chick McGee]

Governor. Governor has gov on the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Thank you. And he's got the paddle ball, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's just missing it. Missing it. And Harvey Corby comes in and bank

[Chick McGee]

just perfectly Harvey Corman. NBA news John Morant is headed to Portland. The Trailblazers and Memphis agreed on a trade yesterday that sees the Grizzly Star going to the Trailblazers and Portland sending Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray back to the Grizzlies as part of the deal. There you go. Big, big time trade in the NBA. Top Wimbledon continues in London. Serena Williams first singles match in nearly four years. The sacrifice afternoon. She's 44, scheduled to play an opponent less than half her age. 20 year old. This is a great name. I'm not enhancing this in any way. Her name is Maya Joint.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Of Australia.

[Josh Arnold]

Spike Lee's daughter.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's a Maya joint.

[Tom Griswold]

Maya Joint are bigger than your joint.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, let's measure them.

[Tom Griswold]

Now whip it out.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. Yours are much a big one.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but whip out an hour to win and then. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing against Maya Joint, but I hope Serena kicks her ass. Wouldn't that be so cool, right?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be something? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like the. The noises tennis girls make?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure wasn't there.

[Josh Arnold]

They do it. Does it do anything?

[Tom Griswold]

At one point didn't they say that they asked them to cut it out?

[Ace Cosby]

Who was the girl back in the 90s?

[Christy Lee]

Monica Sellers.

[Ace Cosby]

Jennifer Capriano.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. Jennifer.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh my gosh. I would turn on the tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh that would that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man.

[Ace Cosby]

Her grunt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I get.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of get why they do it.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. I do too. Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll have what he's having.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do with two and a half million dollars? Well, someone decided to use two and a half million dollars to purchase a one of a kind Shohei Otani rookie card card a couple days ago according to Golden Auctions with an eye. Not any Otani 2018 tops Chrome Super Fractor rookie card graded 9.5 out of 10 sold at public auction 2,562,229. Man, the card is one of one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, enjoy it. Todd McFarlane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of a kind or char maybe Charlie's out of the out of the baseball card business. Ohtani rookie of the year with the angels in 18 and 2 and a half million. 2 and a half million dollar for a baseball card?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, it's a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you. You have all the baseball cards and things when you were a kid, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no.

[Chick McGee]

What happened? You had quite a collection as I recall.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, mom.

[Christy Lee]

Sell them?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I think they just want to do a dumpster. Oh, they were. They were just. My brothers had some 50s vintage stuff, but nothing serious.

[Pat Godwin]

Babe Ruth rookie card.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, the Babe Ruth rookie

[Josh Arnold]

card signed I want to get a new pack of baseball cards. Was just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It was so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And yeah, we would ride our bikes to the 7 11.

[Chick McGee]

Something about that time you even enjoyed the gum and the gum was horrible.

[Christy Lee]

But I used to get monkey cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Monkey cards. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The band the Monkeys. Yeah, we collected the monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey cards.

[Tom Griswold]

This might be worth a bucket.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then it was Garbage Pail Kids for me for a while there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That really thumb to nose at society. I really.

[Chick McGee]

They had something to protest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Polite society. Take this.

[Christy Lee]

I always wanted the Davy Jones card.

[Josh Arnold]

You never got it.

[Pat Godwin]

You heard this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got one.

[Pat Godwin]

Damn. I got a Torque again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll trade you three Nesmiths for a.

[Chick McGee]

I remember Peter Torque being in here.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all do.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have liked to have met him.

[Ace Cosby]

He was nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, he was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the better player of any of those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He was a better guitar player.

[Pat Godwin]

Mike Nesmith.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Mike Nesmith always admitted that. Yeah. Peter Torque was a folk guy with I'm in. Bob Dylan and back in the day, in the 60s in Greenwich Village with Stephen Stills. They were buddies. I think Steve Stills is one that told him to go audition for the Monkeys. And Stills didn't get the gig.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Stills, the superior musician, certainly. But. Yeah. Because of his bad teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

No way Stills could have been a monkey.

[Christy Lee]

So Charles Manson. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That would have been a different show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Here we come.

[Chick McGee]

Here I come. It's another Pleasant Valley Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, squeaky, where's the. The knife not your stepping stone.

[Josh Arnold]

Take the last knife to the Palisades.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's just.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, where are my Fisher people at?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be finding out that in a few minutes when we return. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page. Agency contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

USA American Cash.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello. He's right there in his swell black shirt that matches his black sling and my black moon. Oh, no. There. Jeff. Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you guys as shocked as I to learn off the air that Christie had a crush on Charles Manson.

[Chick McGee]

That was surprising.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He said you wished he was in the Monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite a confession.

[Chick McGee]

Classic. Classic behavior. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

I like bad boys, but not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

He's no longer with us, fortunately.

[Josh Arnold]

He should have been off to meet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that evil.

[Pat Godwin]

It would have changed those songs quite a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you wearing the Monkeys.

[Pat Godwin]

Then I saw her face. I grabbed a meat cleaver. That would have been a Charlie Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Charlie Manson auditioned for the Monkeys. Didn't get the gig, thank goodness. And isn't that good? Can you imagine what would have happened now? I believe we're still in the middle of a sports cast.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

On a side note, we had talked about John Cena, who's shaved his head, getting a second hair transplant.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time you say his name, that trumpet song, if it is a trumpet, his theme song enters my head.

[Tom Griswold]

All I'm getting is Patty G going, baby, have you seen a. That's stuck in my head.

[Christy Lee]

Can we play that song?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, he's a great guy and he's. He's got the world record for the most make a wish visits with kids. But. But I'd mentioned this story. I dug it up here. John Cena actually flew to the Netherlands to meet a disabled teenage fan from Ukraine. This kid's mom was able to get him out of Ukraine. And he's disabled, unable to speak. But when Cena read about it, he got on a plane and flew over there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, it's not like he flew coach.

[Tom Griswold]

Where? Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, he flew.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great guy.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sure it's a tax write off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you guys are. You're saying that he did it for the miles?

[Chick McGee]

I think he might.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, shut up. I'm sorry I brought it up. Okay. What do you got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's a great guy, undoubtedly.

[Chick McGee]

Where are my fishermen people at?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fisherman person.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hi. Russian shopping center is set to open the world's first indoor fishing pond.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That's what it says.

[Ace Cosby]

Give the husband something to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Moscow's Gagarinsky. Yeah. Gagarinsky shopping center announced it'll offer an indoor pond.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a Russian for bass pro.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's long and narrow. 32ft by 10ft.

[Josh Arnold]

That is small.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like a funeral.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be.

[Ace Cosby]

They've got.

[Tom Griswold]

The pond is black.

[Chick McGee]

That is the aquaman's funeral, is what that is. They're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're chairs and fake grass.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good place to throw a frog.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they had me say a few words at Aquaman's funeral.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Not a dry eye in the house.

[Chick McGee]

I had him eat on my hand. Gagarinsky shopping center. 32ft by 10ft pond. It'll be filled with various species of fish, including carp, bream, perch, catfish, tench. These must be Russian fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Bream, your class. Bluegill, some shad, that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, this would be cool. And you just take it over to Sbarro or whatever it is. Panda Express, have them fry it up for you. They thought of that little shore. Shore lunch.

[Chick McGee]

The fish need to be returned. Oh. After they are caught.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there's no. You can't even properly cast in that pond. It's not.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's not like you can test out equipment before you buy it, per se.

[Christy Lee]

It's a bobber only.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

There are folding chairs with fish and poles set up around the pond. It can accommodate up to 16 people.

[Tom Griswold]

They have the. Aren't there Bass pro shops that have a little pond inside?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't fish in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was going.

[Josh Arnold]

Aquariums. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm gonna say the freshwater fish.

[Chick McGee]

The first indoor fishing pond.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, like the boat sport travel show we go to, they set up like a little pond inside for the kids to fish. Yeah, Real fish in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Bezos probably has one next to his bowling alley.

[Chick McGee]

Bezos is filled with mermaids.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a. There's a race car driver who has a stream going through Tony Stewart. Right. And you can fish in his house. Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

You could.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you could. It's only about this deep, but that's all you need. Yeah, but he has a tank, like Bass pro Shop.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I know. I've heard you went swimming in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but people have.

[Pat Godwin]

They have.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's fancy.

[Chick McGee]

Have you kissed Tony Stewart?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you kissed a fish?

[Pat Godwin]

Why did your face get all weird when you said that?

[Christy Lee]

I kissed a fish.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I'm tempted.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've kissed a fish.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Tom, there are.

[Pat Godwin]

Are.

[Chick McGee]

There are. There are people who are turned on by fish.

[Josh Arnold]

If I would, I would kiss a drum. I think they have big lips.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, those are the worst.

[Christy Lee]

They are scary looking.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not too bad.

[Chick McGee]

Fish with teeth always freak me out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure what scammers are going to Be installed in the pool. Broadcast the underwater action on a large big screen tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

So you can fish along with the people. Let's see. I'm not. No, this is not a record. A 98 year old sports car enthusiast was treated to a fast paced joyride at a race track in the United kingdom. Patricia Elliott, 98 years old, was driven.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, she's hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Where am I?

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

She was driven in an Aston Martin.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

At Thruxton race circuit in Andover. Ms. Elliott and the driver reached speeds of 130 miles per hour on the racetrack.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

She didn't drive the car though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, still, she's still.

[Christy Lee]

She still wrote in it at 130.

[Chick McGee]

Patricia said, I've been around for quite a long time now, but this is one of the those memories that'll really stick with me.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to live, you don't have to memorize.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got the window open, so I better. Fun bags. We're slapping her in the face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

All that. All that loose saggy skin. It's what doctors call epidural old flutter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, God forbid you guys get old.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she said, don't worry, I won't. I'll remember this. The 98 year old said, I'll remember this until the day I die. She probably forgot already, which is sometime next week.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it was a thrill.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when the. The guy driving it goes. All right, lady. What? Ass or grass?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Nobody rides for free.

[Tom Griswold]

Gas, ass or grass, old lady.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm excited about this. I really.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, we'll be polite.

[Chick McGee]

A bird from South Carolina has officially been named the world's oldest living parrot.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Charleston, South Carolina.

[Christy Lee]

I love you, Charleston. See you in a couple weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Guinness World Records reports that the parrot named Spoodles. Spoodles, like noodles with an sp.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great name for a parrot. Doesn't that sound like a jam band? Oh, yeah, you know, yeah. I'm Freeze McGee and Spoodles and fish

[Chick McGee]

and Spoodle's gonna be there and isn't there band?

[Christy Lee]

Spoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Spoon, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Spoon out of Texas.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if there's a bad spooch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet there is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

There. Yeah, I bet there's one in every town.

[Chick McGee]

Spoodles earned the title at the age of 32 years. 86 days old. Double the 15 to 20 year lifespan of a parakeet. And activity.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a beautiful bird. Probably want to hit. Do we know that?

[Chick McGee]

Almost looks fake. The green neon. Neon green?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of a neon green

[Josh Arnold]

purple head for her age or his age.

[Chick McGee]

Spoodle's owner, Amanda Beth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a guy.

[Chick McGee]

I can see his pecker was given. Boy, look how sharp that pecker is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a beak. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the difference?

[Chick McGee]

Peck your.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, I'll show you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, can I see a bigger one?

[Christy Lee]

Take a pecker stick straight out, and the beat curves down.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that really the distinction?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sometimes a pecker will curve up

[Ace Cosby]

or to the right or left at times.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the ones that curve up always freak me out.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine has a slight curve.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't have a. Yours is complete as an arrow.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. 13 inches long, straight as an arrow.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right, buddy.

[Pat Godwin]

But same here. Eighteen, though, for me, the way Jesus

[Chick McGee]

meant them to be shaped and trimmed back because I'm modest.

[Tom Griswold]

So we've determined that a beak and a pecker are the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, peckers.

[Josh Arnold]

You can peck with a beak, but you can't beak with a pecker.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. Is that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like old wisdom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just.

[Tom Griswold]

My grandpa used to.

[Chick McGee]

Used to say front porch wisdom with Josh Arnold, so.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, the. The. What is this? A cockatoodle? What is it again? Spoodles is the name.

[Chick McGee]

The owner, Amanda Beth, was given spoodles in 1997.

[Tom Griswold]

Polly Water Werther's.

[Chick McGee]

When? In 97, Amanda Beth was 23 and the bird was only three. She says, though Spoodles has quieted down as he's gotten older. But he still greets each morning with kiss my ass.

[Christy Lee]

No, with pretty bird.

[Chick McGee]

And then chirps, I'm still alive. Euthanasia. My God.

[Josh Arnold]

Just snapped my neck already.

[Chick McGee]

Help me now.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me the needle.

[Ace Cosby]

I.

[Chick McGee]

This. My quality of life is less. The bird chirps an imitation of their microwave until his cover is taken off of his cage.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's funny. When he wakes, I think the popcorn's done.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it. However.

[Christy Lee]

Ah. What?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Okay. A bird from South Carolina has officially been named the world's oldest living parent.

[Tom Griswold]

Living, living bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, the.

[Tom Griswold]

The end of. It's about a bird that had the record for the longest. Oh, you don't want to read that part.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, so it's. It's a bait and switch. This isn't the oldest living bird Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's the oldest living bird currently. Currently alive.

[Chick McGee]

I still.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's the longest?

[Chick McGee]

Spoodles has a way to go. The oldest parrot ever. Cookie.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

He's a. Was a Major Mitchell's cockatoo. Who was at least. Is this right? 82 years, 88 days old. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

When he passed away in 2016.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, 82 and a half. Essentially.

[Ace Cosby]

Bird Spoodles only needs another 50. And he'll be 50 years.

[Chick McGee]

He'll be 82.

[Josh Arnold]

So that guy's young.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not even middle age yet.

[Chick McGee]

This isn't a record at all. And I was excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

It is the oldest bird currently alive.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch the way. You're the greatest sportscaster currently alive ever

[Chick McGee]

since everybody else died.

[Tom Griswold]

Red Auerbach died. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's your favorite sports guest?

[Chick McGee]

You can reach back and find anything from this.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, Howard Cosell or.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of, who's your favorite sportscaster of all time?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoever it is, he's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Gibb. Shanley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, about Shanley. Cleveland Brown broadcast.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, there's no anatomical difference between a beak and a pecker. Just so.

[Josh Arnold]

I beg to differ.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh will show you his Becker. Yeah, you tell me if you can figure out the difference.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a picture of Jamie Farr next to John Holmes. I see a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has the biggest Becker in this?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I meant to say who has the biggest beak in this room?

[Josh Arnold]

Them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you probably.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I've got a. Tiny beaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's got a big nose.

[Tom Griswold]

I think looking around.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the biggest nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you say Oscar's got the biggest nose?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe Oscar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's not. Nobody looks at you and goes, no, not at all. Yeah, but compared to ours, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we'll go around the horn. Biggest Becker. Just shout out a number. Centimeters Pat will make you feel better.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

I would say.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a bl. I had a bladder scope yesterday. Mine's still. And witness protection. Christie's is bigger than mine right now.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm one of those rare fellows that. I'm neither a grower or a show.

[Christy Lee]

He's just always there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he's just there.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the guy yesterday that was a searcher.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

The guy yesterday had the. He's literally started a gofundme.

[Christy Lee]

Because he has a micro.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because he's got such a small 1.38.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the same size as a penny.

[Josh Arnold]

And it wasn't a gofundme. It was a dickstarter.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder because that made the national news yester.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if it did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how much money he's up to.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm kind of wondering.

[Christy Lee]

35,000 out of 50 news anchor had

[Chick McGee]

to read this story?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was on our newsfeed.

[Ace Cosby]

I think he needs to raise $60,000 for the add a dictomy surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's

[Ace Cosby]

confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we'll, we'll dig into that and find out what's going on there. I will take this opportunity while Christie looks something up to remind you of a couple things. Patty G's comedy special is out there right now in the ether. You'll find it if you go to the Dry Bar D R Y Bar, the Dry Bar website, or the Dry Bar app, which you can download and watch Pat's Comedy Special. And there's a code word. It's Pat Godwin, all caps, no spaces to get the free preview. Also while I'm at it, we have a brand new set of T shirts and hats. You'll find them at our pop up store. Won't be up for long, so you better check.

[Chick McGee]

So cool, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got the hoodie. It's Camp Radio Wood and it's kind of cool. Check them out at the website. Bobandtom.com Christy Lee, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

As of yesterday, he had raised 13,000 of $22,000 needed. So I'll try to find a follow

[Josh Arnold]

up on Michael Phillips.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Phillips of North Carolina? Correct. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that, that 38, he's halfway there. So if he were to stop now and get the surgery, you'd have a semi?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

well, that was a lot of silence. If you, if you were having another, another surgery, he'd have a. He'd have a semicolon if they had to take out half of it.

[Chick McGee]

Tell about the biggest laughs we get in here is when we fail because

[Pat Godwin]

we love each other.

[Josh Arnold]

It stings.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I got nothing for my Brownie joke. I'm still pissed. Did I tell you I told this to my buddy at the camera store?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you told us he howled.

[Tom Griswold]

You know any photographers? You tell him that Brownie joke, you're going to kill him.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he's not your friend either. As long as your credit card clears. Hey, I'm just saying, while the world

[Christy Lee]

is watching the stars of the FIFA

[Chick McGee]

World cup, the whole world's watching.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole world's watching.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. Talent. Future stars already turning heads at the age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Krystali. We heard a really cool story about what a great guy John Cena is and a couple of other great guys. A handful of them Metallica, in the news for doing something really cool and really nice. Also, we have updates on a new trend in drinking. I guess we'll put it that way. We have an update on the cottage cheese shortage.

[Josh Arnold]

That one brand particularly is hard to find.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say it out loud.

[Josh Arnold]

I won't. But it's. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going on. Going on a run today.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What we should do is what is the most you've ever gone? How many stores is the most you've ever gone to on one run? Trying to find one thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done four grocery stores looking for cottage cheese. And how many for my girl?

[Chick McGee]

How many phone calls did you make?

[Josh Arnold]

You're a good man, Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have something coming up involving vampires in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

And one of us is a vampire. And we will expose who it is when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

You son of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's your hint.

[Pat Godwin]

How dare you.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Chrissy Lee's at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, check there's. How's that shoulders? You getting better there, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Incrementally better.

[Chick McGee]

Every day getting better. All right, there's Jeff Osk. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm inviting all of you to a summer party at my house. I don't have a pool, but I'm inviting you all to come over and run through my sprinkler.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that. That be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Which kind of sprinkler do you. This kind?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of The. The rainbow kind that just goes back and forth.

[Pat Godwin]

Is your sprinkler bent?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry?

[Pat Godwin]

Is your sprinkler bent?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Because you said it was bent before.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my wiener.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, your wiener. Your wiener sprinkler. Now I got the vacuum.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Biggie. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a life changing, life changing letter here, here. Let's hear it for Mr. Oskar.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, good, someone wants to give me their inheritance.

[Tom Griswold]

Ethan. Ethan writes. So my wife and I got home late last night from a day of traveling. Neither of us were in the mood to cook, weren't sure what to do about dinner. Then I was reminded of Jeff Oscar's hot dog trick. You want to explain the hot dog trick?

[Ace Cosby]

You just take a hot dog from the refrigerator, you put it in a bun, you take a single paper towel, you wrap that hot dog in the bun. 30 seconds in the microwave. Delicious. Ballpark, Frank.

[Christy Lee]

Boom, baby, he goes.

[Tom Griswold]

It worked perfectly. My wife and I were very impressed. Thank you, Jeff. I can't wait to make. Excuse me. I can't wait to make hot dogs like this for the rest of my life. Life changing, ladies and gentlemen.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a time saver.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. i tried to give my wife a different kind of hot dog later that night, but she wasn't in the mood.

[Pat Godwin]

Smothered it under underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Ethan, we can only do so much for you.

[Christy Lee]

You need to put that in the microwave.

[Chick McGee]

If there's anything funnier than tube steaks smothered in underwear, I don't know what it is. Yeah, that's beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

When do boys come up with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Third grade.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I'd. I wish I'd have been there, they say. The first atom bomb. No, I want to be the kid. You know what? You know what? This is probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably Jack Kennedy probably said it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Marilyn, would you like a guy wrapped in a. Wrapped in underwear?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they say if I don't, they'll kill me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Spit dig over here.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? I thought I was a ladies man.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Ruby said I wouldn't do anything bad.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Jack and Lee knew each other. Each other. You know that intellectually, you know, they didn't play.

[Josh Arnold]

Clay Bertrand introduced them.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Clay Shaw, depending on.

[Chick McGee]

And they look like the FTD man. Remember that? They were all painted gold with wings on his ass.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell of a party.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's most obscure trivia, the band known as the band. Robbie Robertson, etc. Etc.

[Chick McGee]

Levon Helm. Thank You. No one else was in the band.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

As far as I'm concerned, the band.

[Tom Griswold]

The band once played a gig at a nightclub club in the south and it started raining indoors and their equipment got messed up. It was Jack Ruby's club, the Carousel. Yeah, before. Yeah, it's kind of a cool story. In any event, I thought it was

[Christy Lee]

a strip club that he owned.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a different place.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That was indeed.

[Chick McGee]

No, they had. They had bands Friday, Saturday night, strip club.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a different.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would Ruby have done it if he weren't hired?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there's no. No motive there.

[Chick McGee]

He was so affected by the President.

[Josh Arnold]

He loved, you know, the truth.

[Ace Cosby]

Doc over.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, could we get off the.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember Ruby's strip club? Ruby's movies.

[Josh Arnold]

I ask you. I like it. Ruby's movies don't honor that.

[Chick McGee]

R. I'll give it up here. Ruby Movies tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight's special, the Lee Harvey Wall banger.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy Lee next to the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything in the news?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, we've been talking about beaks and peckers. More men are looking to get so called vampire penis facials.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

What is this?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of this.

[Josh Arnold]

These. We know what the vampire facial is, right? It's when you take your own blood and rub it into your cheeks and all that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they saying that's causing horrific problems with people?

[Christy Lee]

It depends. Yeah, it has. Dr. Saeed Nadim Abbas, a London based plastic surgeon, told the Daily Star he's been inundated with requests for the procedure known as a P shot. It involves removing blood from one part of the body, inserting it into the penis to increase the size and improve performance.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that gonna work?

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Abbas attributed the huge rise in P shot patients to the adult entertainment industry as a lot of men are making comparisons to what they see in pornography, which sets an unrealistic standard and that has a real effect on how they feel about themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called the vampire what?

[Christy Lee]

Penis facial.

[Tom Griswold]

I want a bigger pod. This is ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

Down for the count. Takes on a whole new meaning.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't the blood just be absorbed?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, like they're just taking.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all I don't get.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't stay there very long, would it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the doctor says you're going to feel a small prick. So are you, Doc. That's why I came over here.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know if I have to inject anything into that. I'm done using that.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are that? Bram Stroker?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Bram Stroker's Jacula. That's a pretty good movie.

[Christy Lee]

I bet that is a movie, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Remember there was Blacula there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Percy Rodriguez, I think he's a big, big time voice guy. Yeah, he was about.

[Christy Lee]

Guys, you're fine just the way you are. Don't worry.

[Chick McGee]

See that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Now I don't. You're lying.

[Christy Lee]

I am not lying.

[Chick McGee]

Women say you're fine or you're perfect. It's too small.

[Ace Cosby]

It's perfect for me. I'll be right in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

I get that. That's a.

[Chick McGee]

The clock is running.

[Josh Arnold]

That's never bothered me though.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't like what I'm working with, get out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're being paid. What do you care?

[Chick McGee]

You're a matter of fact guy, aren't you?

[Christy Lee]

Airport officials in Colombia have arrested a couple caught trying to smuggle live monkeys in their underwear. The pair were apprehended at Rafael Nunez International airport while transporting two white faced capuchins and one howler monkey attached to their bodies.

[Josh Arnold]

It's 2026 and these monkeys are still doing whiteface. It's just a shame.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it time.

[Christy Lee]

The 27 year old woman and 28 year old man, both native Colombians, were charged with illegal exploitation of natural resources and wildlife trafficking.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they be moving around in there?

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

How are they staying still at all?

[Christy Lee]

They must have taped their little mouths shut.

[Ace Cosby]

They gave him a couple Benadryl. Like a parent taking their kids on.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like one of those things your grandma would say. Now you stop moving around like you got monkeys in your underwear. Billy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing down there?

[Chick McGee]

Gentlemen, we are here at the. At the dawn of Grandma Griswold. That's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

I never met either of my grandparents. Both dead before I was born.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't have a chance.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I had a realization this morning. I told Osuke, you have surrounded yourself with white trash people and you hate white trash.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't enjoy white trash people.

[Christy Lee]

You make fun of us all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

And I take umbrage with that term. It's Caucasian garbage.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go. Oh, that's Irish scumbag. Please, for me?

[Christy Lee]

I mean you just think about it.

[Chick McGee]

It's pale refuse,

[Josh Arnold]

that's where. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the names of the monkeys?

[Christy Lee]

There were two capuchins and a howler.

[Josh Arnold]

You got Peter Tort.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Nesmith. M. Did the. The howler monkey give him away? Hey, I'm in his pants.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I think they just hear little mouse.

[Chick McGee]

Is he howling down there?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they might almost call them a howler monkey fruit. I assume it's because they howl, not because they look like Allen Ginsberg. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Did you tell me you went to a howl one time with you and a bunch of your hippie friends? Isn't that right?

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. We used to hang out at the same bar where Allen Ginsberg hung out with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it wasn't together?

[Tom Griswold]

One of those bars, the West End.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

you know, huh.

[Josh Arnold]

You're merry men or whatever the hell.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever go to a beatnik night on purpose?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a lot of snapping.

[Chick McGee]

Was there like a poetry readings? Like freestyle?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, occasionally. That's big now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mike Myers woman.

[Chick McGee]

Get me off this crazy thing called love.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple things we've got. Our pop up shop popped up. Go to bobandtom.com Got some cool new T shirts. The camp Radio Wood T shirt collection is out there with a hoodie. Also the Pat Godwin T shirt. That's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

That hoodie is badass.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com July 18th

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pack Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, There's Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi,

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Patton, Pat and Jeff are drooling over girls over here.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they doing?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, they're not including me. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you were talking about the what was the latest thing that the infrastructure influencers are calling the Vampire Penis Facial. The vampire penis facial.

[Josh Arnold]

Taking blood from one place, injecting it into their weens.

[Tom Griswold]

That can't work.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it does either.

[Ace Cosby]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're.

[Chick McGee]

But doesn't it make sense to your brain somehow that it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it does work a little bit

[Josh Arnold]

just because we know erections are formed when blood goes to that area, the chambers. But I still am very skeptical.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also the so called vampire facial. I was reading about this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But that's kind of gone away because it's so dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were investigating unlicensed spa in New Mexico. You know, right away. I'm not going in the. Apparently a woman tested positive for HIV after getting one of these.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not her own blood. You can use other people's blood to have that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about that.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Or did they just find out?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I think maybe the equipment wasn't properly sterilized. But yeah, that involves lots of needles in the face.

[Christy Lee]

I'm out. Needles in the face, needles anywhere. I'm out.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't have Botox.

[Tom Griswold]

So now let's move forward here with. Oh, it's history time. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

History.

[Christy Lee]

History.

[Tom Griswold]

What day are we.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, It's a good 30th, last day of the month.

[Tom Griswold]

Great day. Oh, is it great day in history. One of my favorite things.

[Chick McGee]

Last day of June, Everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened 2026 In 1859, the famous daredevil, Charles Blondin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Crossed Niagara Falls on a tightrope. And this guy would go on to do this several times in his life. He was a Frenchman, and he did unbelievable things. Dangling over the gorge of Niagara Falls.

[Josh Arnold]

He dangled over the river part just before the falls.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

So that doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

He's not over the big.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

He was fell.

[Josh Arnold]

He took a little dip.

[Tom Griswold]

Technically, he was down river from the fall.

[Christy Lee]

That's not the same.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was a couple hundred feet off the ground.

[Christy Lee]

So what?

[Josh Arnold]

He'd land in the water diver.

[Chick McGee]

But oddly, he slipped and fell in the shower and had a skull fracture.

[Tom Griswold]

He called them ascensions. He would advertise them. 5,000 people witnessed it the first time he did it.

[Josh Arnold]

A whole 5,000, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in those days, getting 5,000 people together was easier.

[Josh Arnold]

There was less distractions. There were less competition.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. I understand. He had 7,000 Instagram followers. 1850. No, he crossed from Canada to the U.S. that's pretty impressive.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I heard he brought over.

[Chick McGee]

We can go watch the Frenchman on the near. Not near Niagara Falls. Or we can go. The Arnolds have a. Planting a new tree today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, risk consumption. Okay, go watch this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? This is something. In 1908, a large mysterious explosion flattened 80 million trees near Stony Conguska River. Anybody remember this one?

[Josh Arnold]

We know what it was.

[Chick McGee]

The mighty Kunguska. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It's in Western Siberia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I'm sure you're familiar with.

[Christy Lee]

Underground bomb.

[Chick McGee]

I have a summer place.

[Josh Arnold]

That spaceship is still there under the ice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how Putin got here. I'm thinking.

[Christy Lee]

What year was this?

[Tom Griswold]

1908. They think it was a meteor.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't there a famous picture?

[Tom Griswold]

80,000 trees. Down, down. And that's the. The origin of the toothpick, silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we can use these for.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's. That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

The spaceship Tunguska River. It's very rural. I bet it's in the middle of nowhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's when the Ural and the Nile come together and form the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah. You got the horse there with the mouth and.

[Chick McGee]

And the delta.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't forget the delta.

[Tom Griswold]

Very few people live there, so it's fortunately. Yeah, the pictures are amazing. It just leveled an entire forest. 1938, Action Comics issue number one. And Christy, do you know why that's famous?

[Chick McGee]

Superman on this day in 1938.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's the first. It's the first Superman. It's sold for more than $3 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he carrying a car?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, as a kid, you see that? You go, I got. Get that. Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That man is carrying a car.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's part of the plot that he was throwing the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what it's. He's like getting ready to.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he was valet parking.

[Chick McGee]

That was Clark's job. Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but. And of course, you know what Superman represents.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Truth, justice, and the American way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. When we still had those things. 1955, Johnny Carson's show debuts.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna try something tonight and. Well, we'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a obscure trivia fact that, of course, was before he was on the Tonight Show. Johnny Carsonetta show, based in New York. Did you know that little birdie backstage, Christy Lee. And you know the famous scene where Jack Nicholson goes, here's Johnny, of course, in the Shining. That was an ad lib by Jack Nicholson. And they were editing the film. Stanley Kubrick had been living in England for whatever, three decades. He didn't get the joke. And they weren't gonna put it in. And one of the other people working on it said, no, no, no, you got to put that in. That's really funny.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish they didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Me too campy.

[Chick McGee]

Me too pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it doesn't totally work.

[Chick McGee]

It's famous. But it kind of takes me out of the movie a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe he would have said that in that instance.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I kind of see what you're saying. But it is the most memorable.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it. Yeah, it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's famous ad libs, I guess you need. We'll need a bigger boat.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't believe that was an ad.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I. I mean, I. I know that's exactly what.

[Chick McGee]

That's the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't that seem. He even calls it back later.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's in the Mount Rushmore of A.D. libs. That's always. If you. I just Google what is. What's the greatest ad lib in movie history? That's gonna come, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't buy it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm walking here. Dustin Hoffman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's supposed to be famous, right?

[Christy Lee]

What's that from?

[Tom Griswold]

Midnight Cowboy.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's not actually walking.

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen.

[Chick McGee]

You remember. Do you remember Mad Magazines? Midnight Plow boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Mad magazine was the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really made you realize what a joke our society is.

[Chick McGee]

It made you feel like a boy, you know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of a cool Stanley Kubrick story. But I kind of agree with you, Josh. It does sort of take you out of the. Out of the moment now. So where were we? Oh, in 1967, Robert Henry Lawrence, a distinguished scientist, becomes the first black astronaut.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. What year?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, 67. Did not make it to space, sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

He get your black astronaut in that shuttle is what.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you get your black astronaut in that shuttle, buddy. Let's see the. Oh, this is important. I know you remember this day, Pat. In 1997, a a leap second was added to synchronize all the atomic clocks

[Josh Arnold]

on Earth and thank goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The threat's over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Nothing can go wrong now.

[Tom Griswold]

In 2016, the Ikea Museum opened in Sweden. Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm a big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the store, the museum.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I can understand why.

[Josh Arnold]

Museum's great.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I bought a. I bought a leather couch there once. Yeah, they sent me two cows and an Allen wrench. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

You must have had the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

I just got the one cow. Oh, I'm sorry. Mine was a loveseat. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Us, you know. This is Christy. Stanley Clark.

[Christy Lee]

Stanley Clark.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a bass player.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

The bass player, some say.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in Primus.

[Chick McGee]

Primus, that's right. Claypool and Stanley.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Jazz. Jazz. Fusion.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's like kind of R B jazz.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoy his work.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to jazz fission.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when a jazz band breaks into two different, separate.

[Josh Arnold]

We like to do the very good.

[Tom Griswold]

We like to do the physics jokes here in the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

As someone who practically flunked every song fusion.

[Josh Arnold]

They fuse amelotic noise with boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they really do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend of the show, David Alan Greer, born in this state in 1956, by the way, a great actor, a terrific stand up comedian. Have you ever seen his stand up?

[Josh Arnold]

I have never seen David Alan Greer stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

But I agree, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

And his. And his show.

[Chick McGee]

I think St. Denis wasn't that hospital.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did that just get canceled?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

These are really good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's been in here a couple times. Really nice guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Another I had to drive him around for a week and I had like a broken down 96 Honda and we were in the Hood. And these people pulled up next to us, and they're like, holy crap, are you David Alan Greer? And he's like, yeah. And they go, why are you in such a piece?

[Josh Arnold]

He should be in a limousine. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And he. He goes, yeah, man, this is my driver. And they're like, oh, that's pretty cool. And, yeah, we, like, turned at the next corner, but, yeah, they're like, what are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now, this guy, I. I don't know how to pronounce his name because I've never heard it said out loud. He's a terrific actor. Born in 1959. Vincent D'. Onofrio.

[Jeff Oskay]

D'.

[Josh Arnold]

Onofrio.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy from Full Metal Jacket.

[Chick McGee]

Private Pile.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen that, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine a dark, darker stripes Gomer Pile. No, he's. He's like a.

[Josh Arnold]

They even call him Gomer Pile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not a badass.

[Christy Lee]

He's like a goof, right? In the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's. It's sad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It's tremendous piece.

[Chick McGee]

I say, I think Full Metal Jacket is Kubrick's best horror movie.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I mean, there's an argument there.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of the shiny.

[Tom Griswold]

What else? What else? Is he with me or not?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a ton.

[Ace Cosby]

He's.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in Men in Black. He plays the guy.

[Chick McGee]

He plays Kingpin on the reimagined Daredevil.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

With Charlie Cox. I forget. I think that's his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, happy birthday, friend of the show. Mike Tyson, born in 1966.

[Josh Arnold]

If he would have the Chicken baron.

[Chick McGee]

He wanted to punch Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Never get into an argument with a guy whose nickname is Iron.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that clip.

[Tom Griswold]

Right away, remember what he.

[Chick McGee]

One of his famous quotes was, everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

There's more wisdom behind that than you realize.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell you what. He was in here. He talked my ear off.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He wasn't imposing.

[Christy Lee]

He was sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Because he's, like 4 or 5 inches shorter than me and Tom, I would guess, but his hands were as wide as a dinner plate. Like, they were just unbelievably.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't have much reach, does he?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

But gosh darn it, you watch footage of him.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Michael Phelps, the great swimmer. Made a lot of stoners feel good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hard to keep those joints lit underwater.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, there's a really good athlete that's also.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I'm thinking of the Thorpedo. Ian Thorpe. Phelps didn't have a Nickname. Like the Phelp Goose or something.

[Josh Arnold]

They called him the Phelps Groot Driver.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Fantasia Barino.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea.

[Christy Lee]

She was on American Idol.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, perfect stripper name, but she's a. She's a singer. And lastly, happy birthday, Sally Griswold. My daughter. One of my many girls.

[Josh Arnold]

She was my braces buddy for a while. We both had braces at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

She's turning 19.

[Christy Lee]

19.

[Josh Arnold]

19.

[Tom Griswold]

That's baffling. Yeah, tell them me. Yeah, I got two more to go.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. 19.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much for indulging us. And what do we have coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a new Gen Z alcohol trend. We have lemonade stands in the news, and where have all the cottage cheese gone?

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd like to say BS on the alcohol trend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

They keep coming out with stuff acting like they invented it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a different name in my world. We'll get to that. Coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Way to. Way to go, everybody. For still be listening now, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Me.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Cleaning her glasses. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, who I'm gonna come back to in a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And Tom. I hope you caught some of that. Josh was regaling us fantastic facts about his.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he want to discuss this on the radio?

[Chick McGee]

Penis examination yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can discuss this. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You had a. The genital equivalent of sword swallowing.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that sounds gayer than you meant to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You.

[Christy Lee]

You had Josh explained.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to set this up for our. They don't understand what happened to him.

[Chick McGee]

They don't understand words.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you let him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they were.

[Josh Arnold]

A bladder scope. I don't know what the technical term is, but they scoped my bladder, meaning they had to feed a camera through my penis into my bladder.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a brownie?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's for the. That's for the other exam.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And examine the bladder. Everything's fine. They found I do have some.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what kind of camera it was?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

A hasselbladder. I want to say hello to the one guy out there that Gets that

[Chick McGee]

joke, you know, he. No, the problem was Josh said, you know, I did have a problem with.

[Pat Godwin]

With.

[Chick McGee]

And you jumped in with Hasselbladder.

[Josh Arnold]

But what is. Now you have to explain Hasselblad.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what Hasselblad is. The camera. The camera they took to the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The most famous.

[Josh Arnold]

The most famous.

[Chick McGee]

The most famous camera ever.

[Christy Lee]

I think Polaroid beats it.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you guys familiar with the Hassle Blad?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm aware of the brand name, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool. Then it's a. It's a valid joke. It's just.

[Pat Godwin]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I knew no one would get it. I just thought maybe we had a

[Chick McGee]

see, and that's the. That's what we're so curious. Why do you purposely do things.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't talk down to the audience.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you nuts?

[Josh Arnold]

It was an important exam. But anyway.

[Chick McGee]

What did they say?

[Josh Arnold]

All's well. I've got some, you know, some things that just come with age, but it's just unpleasant. It wasn't. It didn't feel good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's kind of like having your oil checked, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like they put the dipstick in

[Josh Arnold]

and I got to watch. I mean, I saw. I waited until it was all the way in before I looked. I didn't want to see.

[Christy Lee]

And it comes up, like on an ultrasound screen or something?

[Josh Arnold]

No, like a really high def.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really.

[Josh Arnold]

Monitor.

[Tom Griswold]

But really cool. Would be in color, be really cool if all of a sudden, across the

[Josh Arnold]

bottom of it was a news feed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For today. Today's weather, temperatures expected.

[Chick McGee]

Doc, could you leave that in? The baseball scores are coming up here.

[Josh Arnold]

Trey yanks from the kidneys. It was cool, but it was odd. He goes, all right, I'm in the bladder. You can take a look. And he goes, now I'm going to turn the camera around. Which he's able to do that. And that was painful. And he goes, here's the opening of your bladder. You can see there. And then as he was pulling it out, I watched. It was like a tracking shot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That was wild.

[Chick McGee]

So the opening of your bladder, did they have, like, a red carpet?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And some stanchions.

[Christy Lee]

The. Did it stretch it out so now you have a bigger hole?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I could just. A pencil would fall off.

[Tom Griswold]

How big is the.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The tube, if you will, A little

[Josh Arnold]

smaller than a drinking straw. It's a little larger, I should say, than your average charging cable.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

For your phone. But the micro. The microphone, the. They didn't need audio.

[Ace Cosby]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that an orca?

[Pat Godwin]

The

[Christy Lee]

camera.

[Josh Arnold]

Camera was the thickness of maybe a pen cap.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But they did a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's. So the end of. It's thicker than the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thicker than a Snicker.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's odd. I mean, a nurse is holding me.

[Pat Godwin]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he's holding down there while the doctors.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's you.

[Josh Arnold]

And then he's, you know, when the camera goes in there, he manipulates it so you feel everything kind of.

[Ace Cosby]

How are you here today? I would have taken the next month off. Like, you're shoving things there.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to confess, I have had this same procedure and I've told the story.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not pleasant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in my case, I was a lot younger than I am now, but they did it in one of those theaters you see in the movies with the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like an operating theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with, you know, bleachers, the whole deal. I wasn't expecting that. I was at a large university hospital and the doctor said to me, hey, do you mind if I bring in a medical school class?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. Why would I care? And then you go in there and it's. Oh, a lot of people here, including a girl I'd gone to junior high school with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was. She was a medical student at the time. So that's awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

And your face was covered. But she goes, hey, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but yeah, I, I, it was weird. And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you just go, hey, I'm being examined. Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

You think the technology's improved since you had it done?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, since I had it done. It looked like one of those old TV cameras you see on NBC in the 50s. I don't know how they got that thing in there. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But don't be modest.

[Tom Griswold]

It reminds me of this news story. This comes to us from Vietnam.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, headline where the fun is.

[Tom Griswold]

Headline Charger removed from teens bladder. Doctors removed a phone charger from a teen's bladder after he inserted it into his urethra.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He was sounding. He was doing it for sexual pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

So you would not get any pleasure out of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh, no. I don't know how they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That was gonna be my question.

[Chick McGee]

And people probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have stories like this.

[Chick McGee]

A lot ends up being stretched out.

[Christy Lee]

God ends.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh, I, I don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's a usbp,

[Chick McGee]

not usb. A or C. Usbp.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if it feels different if you're in A full attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it would have longer to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would hope, but. Yeah, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if they'd even do it.

[Pat Godwin]

They probably wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Would they just stand around and wait for it to go down?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess.

[Chick McGee]

But who would you even think about a Ramsey? Come on, hurry up.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, I'm glad you're doing okay down there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Nothing that's not normal for a 48 year old.

[Chick McGee]

It gives me the squirmies. I. It. It's like a.

[Christy Lee]

Cause I don't even have one.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the catheters? Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That can't be pleasant.

[Chick McGee]

You remember your first one? I tell you that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't want to do it again. I hope to not to.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they tell you have to you'll ever have to do it again?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, he did not say so. You know, you just play. Yeah, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they give you a coupon and say, by the way, the 10th one's free?

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have the option to be knocked out?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. It lasted two minutes. I'd say so. It's quick, but it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do any jokes?

[Josh Arnold]

No. At one point I exclaimed yowza. Because it. And he goes, yeah, yowza. I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, doc, can you get HBO on that cable? It's a show I want to watch. Coming up in the news, Christy Lee,

[Christy Lee]

we have Metallica doing some great things in the news. We have our lemonade stand. We have a new alcohol trend. As Tom says, I don't think it's really that new.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm calling BS on that one. Now, what's the new phrase we learned today?

[Christy Lee]

Refrigerator. Cigarette. Cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a Diet Coke. Diet Coke.

[Chick McGee]

Like, I'll go have a Diet Pepsi. You're gonna let me get away with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I think it's okay. You can go get a fridge cigarette. It's a Diet Pepsi. Right. Now, let's talk a little bit about. Let's talk about weight loss once again. And the doctors at Brick House Nutrition have come up with something. It's not an injectable. It is a actual supplement called Lean L E, A L. And the idea of this is if you wanna lose significant amounts of weight, it's not for the casual three pounder that you wanna lose. It's about losing more than ten pounds. And the lean is a. It's a once again, something that you drink. It's designed to lower your blood sugar, burn fat, convert it into energy and curb your appetite, curb those cravings that's what lean is all about. See if it works for you. Give it a shot. Once again, not for the casual dieter with only a few pounds to lose. If you wanna lose some serious weight, weight part of a proper diet and exercise program. Get you started. 20% off if you drop my name. Put the name Tom when you go to takelean.com and once again, it's L E A N takelean.com. the code is time for your discount. And see if this is something that might work for you. Again, it's for someone that wants to lose more than 10 pounds. Weight loss results, of course are going to vary. And these products haven't been evaluated by the fda. And these products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. It's about trying to lose some weight. And once again, it's takelean.com. the code is Tom. Coming up, a new, another new word. You can go get yourself a refrigerator cigarette and come back with us in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, it's the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin is here. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and hello.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

What you got cooking over there, bud?

[Tom Griswold]

Reviewing some news and some stuff we got coming up. All right, Jeffrey, I don't know if you saw this story yesterday, but somewhat controversial. We were talking about body parts and this auction house was criticized for selling a 3,000 year old mummy head. Oh, because you know, it's. That was a real person.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And there should that be sold?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they want to curse. As Josh said yesterday, it's a good way to get. Yeah, man, I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that would be creepy. Trying to think. I'm trying to look at the. Does it say what it sold for?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, was like 3.3mil.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that? Oh, 300,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well that's more reasonable.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but $3 billion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, Mummy head is a, a category on pornhub. Very popular at Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

I just wanted to know if it was wrapped in the. Yeah, 3,000 year old mummy head. It doesn't say how much it sold for actually.

[Tom Griswold]

What if it costs more than Hugh Grant paid on Sunset Boulevard that time?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of famous.

[Christy Lee]

That was a different one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, somebody Brown.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Vanessa Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, Christy Lee's. We got it. We Got a new term out there that I'm calling BS Before I even do the story. I just. I don't buy this, okay?

[Christy Lee]

It's a Gen Z thing. Ladies and gentlemen, Food and Wine magazine report reports Gen Z is foregoing the traditional nightcap in favor of the so called day cap. According to Bacardi's 2026 Cocktail Trends Report, the new habit is part of a macro trend dubbed afternoon society. A marked shift towards a preference among consumers for low APV cocktails, earlier going out times, and more purposeful drink decisions.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I mean, what, Happy hour?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe Food and wine notes that unlike the concept of happy hour, Tom, which marks the beginning of an evening out, a day cap denotes the end of the day. Just like a nightcap finishes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's daydream. It's day drinking.

[Christy Lee]

I'm thinking of you. Well, maybe daydreaming and I'm thinking, oh, not day drinking.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe. Maybe it's. You just have.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a buddy. I got a buddy with five DUIs that I think perfected the. Perfected the day cap.

[Christy Lee]

You just have one drink at 5 o' clock when you get home.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Yeah, pat, you have five DUIs.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why he said that in the air.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he has two DUIs, three DWIs.

[Pat Godwin]

I was in different states at the time of inebriation.

[Christy Lee]

Now when did that change?

[Josh Arnold]

Or do they are two different things? Oh, they are driving while intoxicated and driving under the influence. I forget the distinction.

[Ace Cosby]

I think influence could be anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like drugs or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but so intoxicated is strictly booze.

[Ace Cosby]

I thought so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, one's while intoxicated and under the influence.

[Tom Griswold]

That's I guess. Okay, they're switching things up on us. This is like the STD thing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this. These have existed concurrently for. For a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't the std. What is it? What's the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, now it's STIs. Because it's not technically a disease. It is an infection.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right, but I just. I don't know. I'm old school.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

If I get the clap, I want to get the std.

[Josh Arnold]

UFOs. No, UPI.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that one. Yeah, that's a conspiracy right there. They don't want. They don't want you to know. Yeah, they don't want you to do your research.

[Chick McGee]

Upi. More is more accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Unidentified World what?

[Josh Arnold]

Phenomenon.

[Chick McGee]

Phenomenon.

[Josh Arnold]

Uap. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they, they, they, they just want to, they want to cloud up the research so you can't find out what really happened. They're clouding up the truth, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Michigan lawmakers have passed a bill that makes it easier for children to run their lemonade stands.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, good.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be easy. There should be no complications at all.

[Chick McGee]

I say you have to get a permit.

[Christy Lee]

Well, CBS News reports House Bill 6007.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Would amend the Michigan food law. Chick. To allow minors to host a temporary food business on private property without a permit. The sales had been limited to lemonade or non alcoholic beverages that do not need to be temperature controlled for safety. The lemonade style temporary business must also bring in less than $5,000 a year.

[Tom Griswold]

If your kids are bringing in five cases from his lemonade stand.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, he's not selling lemonade.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you like your lemonade? Softer.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the dispensary.

[Christy Lee]

After passing the Michigan House and unanimously, the legislation now has moved to the Senate in the state of Michigan. I have a dilemma about lemonade stands because I don't carry cash anymore. Very, very rarely.

[Ace Cosby]

Most of them have a tap now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not even joking.

[Chick McGee]

The kids in the neighborhood swipe cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Swipe it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Honestly, I haven't stopped because I didn't want to be embarrassed.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they had the tap here. Just tap your phone on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time I bought it, I handed the kids cash and took the lemonade and started walking away and goes, mister, hey, come back here. That's our only glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they are keeping overhead low, aren't they? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder how many people drink it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly how many customers have you had?

[Josh Arnold]

This is delicious lemonade. Oh, what is that?

[Tom Griswold]

A piece of pretzel I always like whenever I see. Whenever I see.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hurry up, bleeding gums Murphy's coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever I see high school kids doing a car wash, Right. I will always go in and have them wash the car because that's cool. They're raised money.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you boss them around, too? You like that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I invariably drive. I drive right from there to the car wash.

[Chick McGee]

Right, okay, sure, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I often will get the lemonade stand but not get the lemonade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Hey, you guys are doing good. Good. Yeah. Keep this up. Great job.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're going to do a lemonade

[Josh Arnold]

stand ice, I don't need your lukewarm.

[Tom Griswold]

For God's sake, ice is the key.

[Josh Arnold]

Your piss temperature stirred with your crayon finger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Sadly, I don't have that anymore. Do you get them in your neighborhood? Because you have a neighborhood that I would think lemonade stands for.

[Josh Arnold]

I am surprised that I have not seen one yet in my neighborhood because they are entrepreneurial. They'll. They'll go around snuggling, shoveling snow and mowing grass. Yeah, I said snuggling.

[Tom Griswold]

Now shoveling means. Shoveling means you're shoveling and you're having nose issues at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

You're shoveling and sniveling.

[Tom Griswold]

You're sneezing into the. There's mucus in the snow.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll teach you for when I hit a clam in a piano there, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, what else have you got? Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Metallica recently donated over $25,000 to a Welsh food bank in need. According to the BBC, the band donated the money to the Cardiff Food bank ahead of their gig at Principality Stadium. The donation comes two weeks after the food bank posted an appeal on social media saying they were, quote, very worried because they have never seen the warehouse so empty. They gave enough to help 9,000 people in need, according to Carta Food Bank. So it's their life largest celebrity donation.

[Tom Griswold]

And the show is called Master of Crumpets.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Well, they're going to call it Enter Snack, man, but you know what?

[Chick McGee]

I like Enter Snack.

[Tom Griswold]

They've been doing this forever. Metallica does this at every show.

[Ace Cosby]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have. They started a Foundation in 2017 to give a portion of their ticket sales to local and national charity, have supported food banks worldwide. And the heavy metal veterans also collaborated with the Welsh Blood Service ahead of their Principality Stadium gig to encourage fans to donate blood and plasma.

[Tom Griswold]

And Taylor Swift did the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

So that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's Tom Jones?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Sitting on his wallet. When did he step up? He's Welsh, right?

[Pat Godwin]

They're frugal.

[Josh Arnold]

Take that sock out of his pocket and then that wallet.

[Pat Godwin]

Welsh.

[Christy Lee]

A new high tech jacket out there actually pulls drinking water from thin air.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really.

[Christy Lee]

The advancement in fabric technology is purported to collect up to one and a half pints of drinkable water a day.

[Chick McGee]

Stylish too. He said sarcastically.

[Christy Lee]

Engineers at the University of Texas developed the special threads that harvest water directly from the air. They say the groundbreaking technology could benefit anyone who spends much time in areas without easy access to drinking water.

[Josh Arnold]

How about a T shirt?

[Christy Lee]

Such as hikers, campers, runners, ag workers and soldiers.

[Tom Griswold]

Theory is you're Sweat. Thank you, Pat. You're sweating so much in that thing. How do you know what it's converting your sweat?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, I sure am thirsty. I've been in the desert all day. Wear this coat. Put this coat, put on this parka

[Pat Godwin]

you want so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the pants, the thermal, the thermal crotch pot to make soup.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's my hydration scarf and mittens?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this, this lemonade D tastes like ball sweat.

[Christy Lee]

Now, now, it's a development season.

[Ace Cosby]

That's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

But let us know when it's a tank.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta start somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

This doesn't go with my outfit. I'd rather just, just get completely dehydrated and drop dead.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Dune technology. They do that in Dune.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Water's commerce. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Social media so called protein maxing trend is causing a cottage cheese shortage. The New York Times reports cottage cheesemakers are stretching to their limits to try and meet demand amid a health food trend that has consumers prioritizing protein in their diets. Cottage cheese in particular has seen a recent spike in popularity as influencers added to everything from ice cream smoothies, flatbreads, bagels, pasta dish. Open your Instagram and you're going to get a recipe with cottage cheese in it. Trust me, I enjoy it.

[Ace Cosby]

You like it?

[Josh Arnold]

I do like cottage cheese.

[Christy Lee]

I can't eat it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. I hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those things I like. As a kid you took, I was

[Tom Griswold]

gonna say, when I was a kid, I thought, why would anyone ever eat that?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it looks bad.

[Tom Griswold]

And Josh and I were talking. There's a certain brand. I don't want to say it because I probably go on a mission to get. Today I just went to. I went to two different places Sunday. They were both completely out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is, it's one of those things where I was like, oh, this is just an influencer hyped brand and it's really good.

[Ace Cosby]

I just got cottage cheese for the first time like two weeks ago. I, I didn't like it. Like it makes a horrible grilled cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I'm coming.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm over the maxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, it's easy to be over the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, protein maxing is every. They're putting protein in everything.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like protein maxing was the first time I heard maxing.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

A year or two ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy that the, the, we had him the other day.

[Ace Cosby]

The Cavalier or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Please show the proper result.

[Ace Cosby]

Clavicle No, I showed clavicular.

[Chick McGee]

Clavicular.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's a. What a beauty. Maxing is it. What is his thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Looks.

[Chick McGee]

Looks.

[Ace Cosby]

Max Douche maxing is what he is doing.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

I got a girl who won't stop T.J. maxing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet you don't have a girl that won't stop climaxing

[Chick McGee]

Maxing.

[Josh Arnold]

And when I catch the guy who's

[Chick McGee]

doing it, that's going to be another Max Maxing climax. You wait and see.

[Josh Arnold]

Climax Maxing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't stand it. I get all my health tips from. From steroid. Steroid infused bodybuilders on Tik Tok. They. They know how to live.

[Ace Cosby]

Dude, he openly talks about. He does crystal meth every day.

[Tom Griswold]

He does?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That's part of his maxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

How does he look so good? I thought meth heads looked terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you got to.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't look bad and he doesn't look extreme. No, he looks like a kind of a good looking guy. I don't get it.

[Ace Cosby]

Hate him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know that.

[Christy Lee]

I

[Pat Godwin]

don't.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up is a. That's a great question, Tom. We're going to do the archives.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

You too, Bruce. We're right.

[Chick McGee]

It's this part of the show.

[Christy Lee]

We have a dog sniffing out raw meat. We have chimps Loves Love crystals.

[Josh Arnold]

A dog sniffing out raw meat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At an airport.

[Josh Arnold]

So we have a dog. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to see if your dog is a vegan, here's what you do. You take a box, fill it full of ground up roast beef, take a box, fill it up with beets. If your dog goes to the beets, it's a cat. Let's see, where was I? Oh, I know. Money, money, money, money, money, money. How about some money?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and to Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Nice rack. Mrs. Frohson. Name not honored. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Put your phone down.

[Christy Lee]

I was watching somebody fry an egg on a pan sitting on a windowsill in France again.

[Chick McGee]

It sure does. Sure does work. Yes, it works. Hell, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They are frying an egg.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it? 111 degrees.

[Christy Lee]

France.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know it's France because they're smoking. Ambulance is running.

[Chick McGee]

I heard the ladies in France have no underpants. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, would you? In this heat?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Be all sticky. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Be all sticky.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta air it out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Otherwise, please, it needs to breeze.

[Josh Arnold]

Lukewarm grilled cheese

[Chick McGee]

sometime.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Sometime you have to give that cpr. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Jeff, Oskar's here. Hey, I am Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some woman with her legs in the air with a bellows.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were doing that one of those. Every radio station does that thing where they send their you know, the boy wonder out to the parking lot to fry an egg and the.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That never works.

[Christy Lee]

This was in France.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Record temperatures in France. Pretty toasty here in some spots in the US of A. I heard part of a conversation I wanted during the break. You guys were talking about the self checkout. I'm a fan. Especially since I discovered the gun.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, the gun.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to. You don't have to sweep over the glass and look like you're at a men's room trying to get paper towels.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you gone exclusively gun?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you had a gun to hold up the grocery stores.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a speedy check.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

you take. You take out his walk out pistol. Everything's free.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's, you know, the handheld thing.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

I've never used one.

[Josh Arnold]

I only use it for cases of water.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, use it for everything.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Because the.

[Tom Griswold]

The glass thing, you got to get.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you had to put it on the weighted thing or it beeps. That you did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can. No, no, you can still throw it in the bag. It depends.

[Josh Arnold]

You do have to weigh some produce.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. No. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That has kind of gone the wayside.

[Christy Lee]

They don't do that anymore. Like, it doesn't. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And which is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite literally the non wayside is what you meant to say.

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Technically now. So I heard part of the conversation. What happened to you, Josh? You were. You were going through a regular grocery line.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh and I were shopping the other day, and Josh says that he loves the speed and convenience of the self check. I got my items and was waiting for him for about a half hour.

[Josh Arnold]

So Pat goes to the actual cashier, I go to the self checkout, and I'm just, you know, take it forever. It's a thing for me. I bag how I.

[Pat Godwin]

Very organized, Very organized.

[Josh Arnold]

I look over and Pat's standing there.

[Pat Godwin]

The cake is in one bag. The pies are another. That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it, I got it.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

I look over and Pat goes, oh, yes, the speed and convenience of the self checkout. Sitting there with all his bags waiting for me.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you have a favorite cashier that you went to or.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, there's a.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. We are the favorite customers of a cashier and we love her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's this?

[Josh Arnold]

At a grocery store near here? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a traditional grocery store.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what Was. Where was the place where you were? They had comments about semi. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was also a traditional grocery store. I was eating healthy and you know, I was eating better.

[Tom Griswold]

So you went to the regular cashier.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and I'm putting, you know, my vegetables on the conveyor belt and I'm putting my lean chicken and my ground turkey and all this stuff. And I had no, I'd never met this cashier before. No, she didn't. Had never seen me. But she looked up at me. She was, as she was ringing out all my healthy stuff and she goes, oh, making some changes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure she's trying to be nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

She was trying to be hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

But from then on it was self checkout. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That reminds me of a classic story. A friend of ours who was a really good musician was having a. Over the course of a couple of years was having some issues involving internal areas of his body that required.

[Chick McGee]

Lord, you know, whatever was wrong with him. You make it sound way worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but as you know who I'm talking about, Chris, I don't know, maybe he had to have a series of, of prostate exams, extensive procedures and, and other procedures back there.

[Josh Arnold]

So he wanted to keep the clean house. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

But so anyway, he. One, he went to the, the doctor one day because you just had this awkward procedure in which you had to have a camera inserted into your male member. What was that called again? The I.

[Josh Arnold]

The bladder scope, we'll call it.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, for those that are just joining us, the doctor uses a Hasselbladder camera. Thank you very much. I'd like one of you photographers out there to acknowledge that joke, please. But, so, but it has to be a little awkward for your doctor, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's awkward for all.

[Tom Griswold]

So my friend is having this rectal exam and he, it was in, in the winter time and the, the doctor, while in there, oh my God, says to him, so I guess you've been going to a tanning bed,

[Josh Arnold]

notice some tan lines.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I mean, look at it from the perspective the doctor, it's awkward for him too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, he doesn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't get up that morning and said, I think I'm going to have an omelette with sausage and mushrooms and I can't wait to cram my hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So these, but these things happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, no, they're important things and

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad that your bladder scope went well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, thanks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you bring us pictures?

[Josh Arnold]

I can ask him to send us. Send me the movie.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Journey to the center of Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be cool?

[Christy Lee]

Is that a little light on that car?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All illuminated, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the other things. Would it be cool?

[Josh Arnold]

There was something like.

[Tom Griswold]

You went in there and there was like, a little man or like a. Like a little primitive cave carving of some sort?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there were some sort of cave carving.

[Chick McGee]

So not Raquel Welch or any from. Fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I would like a little car. Do you remember the story about a guy. It was a. A doctor that signed his name. Yeah. And I was. I think it was in England. And he was reprimanded when he'd be in there.

[Pat Godwin]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

He would. I don't know if he took a laser or whatever, but he'd, like, put his initials and stuff inside people's bodies.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no problem with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either. No kidding. I've had. I've had. I've had doctors inside my heart while on a heart lung machine. Doc, if you can put a tattoo of your wife in there, I don't care. You're saving my life. Go for it, buddy. Have some fun. You can juggle over my almost corpse.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he got in trouble for that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. How great would it be if the next surgeon goes in there and there's like, a mark was here just tattooed on, like.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you've done a lot of work on houses and stuff, as have I. Have you ever done this when you're, like, putting up paneling or something? You write a bunch of stuff and then you put up the.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Well, the thing they're doing now, they hide skeleton, like those plastic skeletons. They hide them, like, in the cabinets or behind the walls.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny. Or in a crawl space.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

Who tears it apart?

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you hung paneling? Yeah, when.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, as paneling made a comeback.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. First of all, paneling, I. I'll have

[Tom Griswold]

you know, when I was in high school, I paneled my woodworker, too. My buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Not this century.

[Tom Griswold]

My buddy Roy and I wrote a bunch of stuff on the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun. So anybody who takes that paneling down, which I'm sure happened 20 years ago when it became good, it was a

[Tom Griswold]

nice walnut at the time. It might have been a little trendy with my red shag carpet. I hope Jan, my sister's listening. She remembers that.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a red shag carpet? I did on the wall? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The red shab carpet on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Then I have the walnut paneling in your room. You could have lived in a trailer.

[Tom Griswold]

You were my.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

I never slept in my room after my sister moved. Moved out when I was a real little kid. I always slept in her room. So I. My room was like my office.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I had my Jefferson Airplane posters, my Beatles posters, red shag carpet and pant paneling. But underneath, Roy and I wrote on the. It wasn't even drywall. It was plaster.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you write?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying. It might have been a drawing. A primitive drawing of a cannabis leaf.

[Chick McGee]

It's possible. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

These things may have happened.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Jeff Oskay]

See you.

[Christy Lee]

You can still surprise.

[Chick McGee]

That was. That was. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't hassle me, man. Party Tom.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Damn right.

[Chick McGee]

Buzz. Get the fuzz out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

You leave your mark.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you hate that?

[Tom Griswold]

Like you're in the middle of the woods and you think to yourself, man, no man has ever set. Set foot in this spot. And you find a Kit Kat rapper.

[Ace Cosby]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. I guess I'm not the first one to go up the Abitibi river in a conviction. Okay, well, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait, what's coming up? We're done.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Wednesday show's coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll look forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it.

[Christy Lee]

Get some sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

We still have a guest tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he had to cancel a dental issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, hope we hope to see him soon. Yeah, it was Tom Hanks, but I was listening.

[Ace Cosby]

That was gonna be a good one, too.

[Tom Griswold]

The Camp. The Camp Radio Wood T shirts are out there in our pop up shop. It's popped up briefly. There's also a Pat Godwin T shirt. Patty G's special is available on the Dry Bar Comedy Network. You'll find that on your Internet. D R Y B A R Dry Bar. You can find it on the app or on the website. And once again, the Pop up [e-mail]. these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on. On our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Full send Golf.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know how much I really, really love Golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Full send Golf 2v2.

[Josh Arnold]

Me and VOD versus Big John and Kyle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it feels good to be back on the links with the boys.

[Pat Godwin]

Join the party on the golf course.

[Christy Lee]

Back to golf in a big way.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what?

[Josh Arnold]

Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go hit the range.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, let's go to the range.

[Chick McGee]

We are headed to the golf cart, y'.

[Josh Arnold]

All.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to go for this?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play golf?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Try.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta break par. I'm very, very excited.

[Pat Godwin]

You excited?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Full send golf. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.