The BOB & TOM Show - June 4, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 4, 2025: Episode Summary

Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports heard nationwide from 6 to 10 AM EST on-air and online.

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I. Comedic Hot Dog Water Bit [00:22 - 04:16]

The episode kicks off with Tom Griswold introducing a satirical segment about "Hot Dog Water," a fictional European bottled water brand. Tom humorously parodies the trend of importing exotic and expensive waters by presenting "Hot Dog Water" as the latest import sensation.

• Tom Griswold [02:24]: "Let me be frank. Princess Diana drinks it and it's very expensive."
• Jeff Oskay [03:07]: "This is delightful. Should I add a lemon or a lime slice when I serve hot dog water to my guests?"
• Tom Griswold [03:45]: "Imported toilet water."

The segment features playful banter among hosts and guests, exaggerating the absurdity of the product while garnering laughs through unexpected character reactions and witty remarks.

II. Listener Stories: Spam, Pool Floats, and More [04:16 - 12:35]

Transitioning from the comedic bit, the show delves into listener mailbag stories. One notable letter from Dave in Appleton, Wisconsin, reminisces about the nostalgia of the Sunday paper and the disconnection felt in the digital age.

• Dave [06:41]: "I miss getting the Sunday paper, going to the entertainment section and seeing what new concert announcements there were, then calling my friends and making plans to be first in line when the tickets went on sale."

Another listener, Chuck from Cincinnati, shares his gritty experience working on a utilities trading floor where colleagues, particularly Josh, would cook pungent meals like Spam burgers, leading to humorous yet relatable anecdotes about workplace culinary disasters.

• Tom Griswold [08:27]: "So he said, no. But for enough cash, I would. $100 later, I chugged a coffee cup full of leftover hot dog water."
• Chick McGee [09:38]: "We would have it once a year when my mom would go on vacation."

III. Sports News: Knicks Fire Coach Tom Thibodeau [39:19 - 40:28]

A significant sports update discusses the New York Knicks' surprising decision to fire head coach Tom Thibodeau despite his successful tenure.

• Chick McGee [39:23]: "Following their Eastern Conference loss to the Pacers, the team made what they called a difficult decision to move on from Mr. Thibodeau."
• Chick McGee [40:03]: "He promptly led the Knicks to the playoffs in his first season, winning a second NBA Coach of the Year award."

Hosts express bewilderment over the decision, highlighting Thibodeau's achievements and questioning the franchise's management strategy.

IV. Unusual News: Florida Man Steals Pool Floats for Sexual Gratification [68:11 - 73:19]

The show covers a bizarre news story about a Florida man, Christopher Monan, who admitted to stealing dozens of pool floats to use as sex dolls.

• Jeff Oskay [68:12]: "41-year-old Mr. Christopher Monan pleaded guilty to burglary charges following a month-long spree where he stole dozens of inflatable pool floats."
• Tom Griswold [69:33]: "A lounge chair with cup holders, a duck float, a lobster float... and a float shaped like a piece of bacon."

The hosts mockingly discuss the absurdity of the situation, speculating on Monan's motives and the nature of his thefts with humorous exaggeration.

• Tom Griswold [71:00]: "He was pimping a pool float."
• Josh Arnold [72:12]: "You hate the word fart."

V. Flatulence and Fart Maxing [89:03 - 95:04]

A humorous segment introduces the concept of "fart maxing," the pursuit of producing the loudest and most potent farts possible. Inspired by a viral TikTok user, Alan Lynn, the hosts discuss various dietary recommendations to achieve maximum flatulence.

• Jeff Oskay [89:14]: "His menu includes one liquid salad pouch, three hard-boiled eggs, one bottle of Topo Chico, one green banana, one cup of cooked black beans, three raw garlic cloves."
• Tom Griswold [91:03]: "This guy's a scientist."

The segment is filled with playful skepticism and laughter as hosts debate the effectiveness and social repercussions of such endeavors.

• Chick McGee [94:10]: "I've found that they passed on the cocaine."

VI. Relationship Advice with Ali Breen [141:20 - 155:58]

Comedian Ali Breen joins the show for the "Sexy Time" segment, offering advice on relationship dilemmas. Two prominent letters addressed include:

1. Control and Trust Issues [141:20 - 144:07]

   • Ali Breen [148:03]: "Dear Allie, I found condoms in my boyfriend's shaving kit..."
   • Jeff Oskay [144:05]: "He's guilty."

   The hosts and Ali discuss signs of distrust and infidelity, advising listeners to address communication gaps in their relationships.

2. Advice Seeking on Pushing Partners [151:20 - 155:58]

   • Ali Breen [151:28]: "Dear Allie, my girlfriend and I just moved in together, and she has her best friend stay over all the time..."
   • Chick McGee [153:18]: "If you're like a dude that just got done committing crime."

   The conversation centers around balancing personal space and support in relationships, emphasizing the importance of mutual respect and understanding.

• Josh Arnold [155:01]: "No guy has ever turned off by a girl playing it cool."

VII. Lawrence Welk's Legacy and Toilet Installation [66:59 - 138:15]

A recurring comedic theme surrounds Lawrence Welk, a beloved bandleader whose legacy is humorously critiqued by the hosts. A notable story involves the State Historical Society of North Dakota installing flush toilets in Welk's childhood home decades after his passing.

• Jeff Oskay [108:03]: "He grew up in North Dakota."
• Tom Griswold [119:54]: "He passed away in Santa Monica at the age of 89."

The hosts mock the retrofitting of historical homes with modern amenities, juxtaposing Welk's sanitized musical legacy with absurd contemporary issues.

• Jess Hooker [148:54]: "They have a restroom up there."
• Tom Griswold [149:43]: "Now, he would have hated being turned into a talking machine."

VIII. Other Notable Segments and Ads

Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse advertisements seamlessly into discussions, maintaining audience engagement while promoting sponsors like SimpliSafe, BetterHelp, and Raycon earbuds. Additionally, they highlight historical moments, pop culture references, and engage in light-hearted banter that keeps the show lively and relatable.

• Tom Griswold [133:02]: "Hovering at waist level."
• Ace Cosby [166:01]: "The U.S. soccer Podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform."

IX. Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with affectionate ribbing among the hosts, reflections on the discussed topics, and teasers for upcoming segments. The camaraderie and humor maintained throughout ensure listeners are entertained and informed, even if they missed the live broadcast.

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Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold [02:24]: "Let me be frank. Princess Diana drinks it and it's very expensive."
• Jeff Oskay [03:07]: "This is delightful. Should I add a lemon or a lime slice when I serve hot dog water to my guests?"
• Ali Breen [141:28]: "Is it worth fighting over?"
• Chick McGee [153:18]: "If you're like a dude that just got done committing crime."

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the June 4, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show, highlighting its blend of humor, listener engagement, and topical discussions. Whether reminiscing about old-school antics or tackling bizarre news stories, the hosts deliver an entertaining and memorable listening experience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

For years, we Europeans have had a special taste for bottled waters. The benefits of drinking bottled waters have not been lost on you intelligent Americans. More and more of you are drinking exotic, healthy and expensive imported bottled water. First it was Perrier, the sparkling, crystal clear water from France. Then came Evian. Crisp, refreshing, pure spring water from the Alps. And now, the latest battle water to cross the ocean. Imported exclusively by gullible Yank imports. It's hot dog water. Listen to what your fellow Americans said about imported hot dog water when we secretly served it to them in a very chic New York City bistro. Time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's kind of cloudy, you know, hangy, and it sort of has an aftertaste.

[Tom Griswold]

It's imported, it's chic and very exclusive.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me be frank. Princess Diana drinks it and it's very expensive.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called? It's called hot dog water.

[Christy Lee]

Hot dog water.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And what do you think, sir? Well, it's. It's imported.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of cloudy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very nutritious. Sort of. Sort of tastes like hot dog water. It is hot dog water. Ah, yes, the unmistakable taste of hot dog water bottled in Wienerwasser, Austria. You'll find a bottle of plant just a yodel away from the Wienerwasser sausage factory just south of the Danube River Sewage treatment facility.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is delightful. Should I add a lemon or a lime slice when I serve hot dog water to my guests?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You should add mustard or ketchup.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot dog water. Remember our motto, it takes a lot of guts to make this stuff. Not to mention hooves, tongues and snouts.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, this is tasty.

[Pat Godwin]

How much is a bottle of hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog water, about 30 francs or in America, $10.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, what a bargain.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming soon from the hot do, the first drinking water that is also a cologne, new HD eau de toilette.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that toilet water?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Imported toilet water.

[Jeff Oskay]

You mean that from a real French toilet?

[Tom Griswold]

Oui, oui. 10,000 French poodles can't be wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh, boy, as the summer creeps in, if you don't have your fridge stocked with hot dog water, I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes, hot dog. Watana. What is that accent exactly French? I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's with his keyboard and his guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar is across the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold. And there he is, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like he had a nice stretch just now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Feeling good today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Glad to hear.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I think that was not heartfelt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. I know. I am just getting organized over here. Got some great letters. You can always reach us. By the way, Bob and [e-mail] we love hearing from you and we have a number of good letters. As I mentioned, a lot of interesting things going on in the world of news and sports. I don't even know where to begin, but I guess we'll just go right to the mailbag. We had a story yesterday about, I think it was something like half of young people wish that they didn't have the Internet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's kind of a nostalgia thing. Wouldn't it be nice? We're not going back, but there were certain things that we all kind of missed. Josh, you mentioned how much you like to grab a newspaper and look for the movie ads and what was coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, of course, you can go online and after reading 50 paragraphs of superfluous. That's the word I'm looking for. Information. You finally get to the actual times that they're playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, don't get me wrong, I also love going on the AMC or Regal app and buying a ticket in three seconds.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do, too. Picking your seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what I can't stand is if you're trying to get a recipe and you. Yes, you go and you get there and there's 40 paragraphs about going to grandmother's house through the woods and how much she loved the soup and just tell me for God's sake, get me the rest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hit the button that says jump to rest.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. This comes to us from Dave in Appleton, Wisconsin. Dear lords and lady of the radio. Already. I like this guy. I miss getting the Sunday paper, going to the entertainment section and seeing what new concert announcements there were, then calling my friends and making plans to be first in line when the tickets went on sale.

[Josh Arnold]

That was always exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, except for the fact that you'd get up early and get down there and you'd still end up on the last row. Somehow, even then, the concert promoters were screwing the general public somehow. Exactly. How is this working, by the way? I want to a personal note to all those Wordle players out there. If you're playing yesterday, I don't want to give anything away, but apparently now it's okay to use abbreviations.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it resets so you can give it away. Like you can't. Oh, oh, can you? You go back and play old ones, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I've played them all.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't know you could go back and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. But yeah. When did that happen?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was furious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got it. But only going this. They can't mean this. Boom. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The best part was I knew Tom was going to be furious and I was just waiting throughout the day. And about 7 o' clock last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see Wordle?

[Tom Griswold]

I was very busy. I didn't have time to get to it. When I did, I was so pissed. That's a good reason to do something like that. Gives you a chance to get really angry. Now we were talking about hot dog water and yesterday the discussion came up about hose water. Yeah, I think it was Josh that said you think someone could just release a product called a bottled water called hose water. And then we discovered that Jeffrey, your friend, got dysentery.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of the guys I worked with and the hospital said it was from drinking hose water, that a lot of things crawl up there and die.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't want to know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you drink hose water on a regular basis?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

But as a kid I did.

[Tom Griswold]

You've survived.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know if I'm fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second, wait a second. Let's go around the room. Those in favor say aye. There are the nays. Have it. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you're fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's Arnie's Arnie. Here's a nice letter from Chuck. Chuck writes, I worked rotating shifts in Cincinnati at a local utilities trading floor, buying and selling electricity at the hourly desk. That's gotta be a rough, confusing job.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad I don't have to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

The shift guys tended to bring in meals from home and also cook stuff in microwaves and hot plates, et cetera, et cetera. Hot dogs, a very popular choice. Quick and easy. Also Spam burgers. Very popular. Ever had a Spam burger? Nope. I've never done that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Last time you had Spam. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Fair point.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That the answer would be. I never bought it. Yeah, but it's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I got it as kids. I haven't had it since I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

We would have it once a year when my mom would go on vacation. My dad, the only thing he knew how to cook was Spam. So you had Spam on Wonder bread with yellow mustard. And let me tell you, that bread does not hold up against Spam's juices.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I've actually had it in here. Hooker's made it a couple times. It's not bad. I know. It's huge in Hawaii, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Kind of like bacon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Pat Godwin]

We went to the museum, Josh, and that was fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Loved it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shoulder. Is that what it's called? Is it work Shoulder?

[Tom Griswold]

It's ground pork, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff. Yeah, we think so. So your. Your dad couldn't cook? My father couldn't cook at all. And I mean, zero. And he was. Also had polio and stuff, so getting around the kitchen was difficult for him anyway. But there was a famous story. My mother had gone out of town in the. In the 50s. This may have been right after I was born, whatever. But my dad, who, you know, he was a pretty bright guy, Harvard graduate, Supreme Court justice clerk. Not an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She walked in, and he was holding a frozen dinner up like this above his head. And my aunt, his sister, said to him, what are you doing, Bruce? And he goes, well, it says this side up, and I don't want to turn it over. It was frozen at the time. So this gives you some idea of. Sometimes people are smart one way, but not another. Back to our letter. So this guy's in the trading floor overnights. They're cooking all kinds of stuff in the green room. And we've experienced many things here in which someone, mostly Josh, is cooking something that stinks up the whole building. And this is a huge building. In any event, many of the company recruit recruits thought they were better than the rest of us, and they hated us cooking our common man meals. And they would whine and whine about the odors. One day one of the VPs said to me, you probably drink the hot dog water on nights when you're here by yourself. And I said, no. But for enough cash, I would. $100 later, I chugged a coffee cup full of leftover hot dog water.

[Jeff Oskay]

How much?

[Tom Griswold]

Under bucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's not enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple of weeks later, be prepared to be grossed out. I ate that Spam jelly out of the can for $100.

[Chick McGee]

I was just going to ask Josh if they sold that in the gift shop. Just the jelly part.

[Josh Arnold]

They did not. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still. Is it still floating in that goop?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't really float in it, but there is a layer. There's a. There's not that much jelly in a Spam can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Isn't it congealed fat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we used to love that. Oh, I get a piece of the Spam jelly.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is Chuck, now living in Kentucky. Chuck writes, hey, that jelly makes a great tasty gravy. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I typically scrape that off, but I remember my grandma used to use it sort of like butter on the bread. And then she would put the Spam on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It may be just one of those things that looks disgusting, but it may be delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's fine. It's not gonna. Yeah, but it is. I take it off, I can taste it right now. Right, right, right. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Salty.

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to titles for Pat's comedy special. Oh, gotta get that in today, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I submitted a couple of them last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, they get to choose of the ones you submitted?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I didn't know they were getting to choose, but they are part of the process now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's good. I mean, they know what they're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they know what they're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's got to be clean, Right. Because this is on the dry comedy circuit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. So they have two I gave them that they liked.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to share with us? What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that's Josh's Patty G Rated and Steal My Identity.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Neither of those were mine, but I.

[Pat Godwin]

Thought Patty G Rated was.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, somebody wrote in with that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, oh, right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Steal My Identity is also the name one of the songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The final closing bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. And, well, we have some other suggestions. And. And I. The first one I saw, I thought was really good. I saw one that was funny because your last album was called Hotel Pool.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's just cleaning the pool. Cleaning the pool.

[Pat Godwin]

Which something I I saw highly chlorinated. That. That's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll go through some of these. We still have time. Thank you very much. Right now, I'll remind you that the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy. And last month officially was Mental Health Awareness Month. But obviously your mental health and everybody else's is really important year round, as the late, great Jimmy, you're saying, used to say kick the stigma. What I'm talking about, there is. There is a stigma. We just saw some stats. More than 25% of men are afraid of being judged if they are to seek any kind of counseling or therapy. But it's okay. And that's what Better Help can help you do because the therapy is done online. So it's a lot more convenient. It takes less time. You don't have to cross town to get to a therapist's office. And There are some 35,000 therapists participating in this program, and it's been going on for about 10 years. And the idea of therapy, of course, is talking to someone and working on various issues you may be dealing with. And once again, BetterHelp is an easier way to access that particular person, a therapist that I mentioned, that these therapists are all, of course, licensed and they have a variety of specialties, so they'll try to hook you up with one that would be suitable for your situation. And I should also point out that BetterHelp is the largest online therapy provider in the world with, I think it's more the last, last I heard, something like 10 million clients. So find out what I'm talking about. Visit betterhelp.com btshow and you can get access to mental health professionals, again with a diverse variety of expertise. So find out what I'm talking about. Betterhelp.com BTShow if you've been thinking about doing it, this may remove the hurdle of kind of being, you know, worried about going into an office and all that stuff, because you do it online, you do it wherever you are. And, and you can do it, by the way, with the camera on, camera off. You can do it via test text, whatever you want to do. Visit betterhelp h e l p.com btshow Coming up, some exciting things in the news, including, ladies and gentlemen, a little bit of this guy. Oh, I can't believe it's in the news. Here it is, a little bit of Lawrence Welk for you. Yeah, that's right. The swings, huh, Patty?

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that's my grandpa's favorite. Love that show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, many people do it. It's still on my grandpa Lawrence. We have my grandpa. So born in 18. What we do have Lawrence Wel News. Oh, sure, some stations have cool rock and roll stuff. Yeah. But we have breaking Lawrence Welk news. I know he's dead. And Walt Disney News. I know he's dead too. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Make this your best season yet with nutritious 2 minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want.

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold and there is Tom. Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. I didn't realize. You didn't know you were on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

This button is awfully small.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it sure is, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

They get smaller every day, don't they?

[Josh Arnold]

They don't make the buttons big enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Simple instructions. Says on. Okay, very good. Yesterday I had a moment during this show we had a guest on, you may recall.

[Jeff Oskay]

His name is Dyke Michaels.

[Tom Griswold]

Dyke is his actual name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's a man of, I'd say, what, 30 something, maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, mid-30s.

[Tom Griswold]

And he pointed something out that it, it's something that's been there my entire life, I realize. And I, I, it didn't dawn on me until he said it. And the essence of it was if you're a person of a certain age, if you were going to, if you were homesick and you had to barf, your mom handed you the same bowl that popcorn was served in yeah, the popcorn bowl.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I mean, it's just so dead on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not like a joke joke. It's a fact. But it's so funny, and I think it's kind of universal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no. It's still going on. It has to.

[Jeff Oskay]

It doesn't. We still have the bowl. I still use it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in my case. My case, it was a stainless steel bowl, like, but a really big. Kind of a big one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mixing bowl.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. It was sort of. It wasn't bucket, like, as much as it was kind of wide. And that was the popcorn bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Was your. In our house, our dad was sort of the king of the popcorn because he got to hold the big popcorn bowl. We all got small bowls, like, small, like cereal bowls that we could fill. And we would have to go ask him for refills.

[Pat Godwin]

Go to the king.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you do the thing? You'd take a little saucepan and heat up a whole thing of butter, then you'd pour it on there. And then when the popcorn was done, you'd move those leftover kernels to the side, put your fingers there, and scrape up the salty butter and eat it. No, no, I did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I did. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That really salty butter. Yeah. But you got to get those kernels out of the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was always a big fan of the half or three quarter popped kernel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some of the kernel. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Break your teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

I have diverticulitis now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

My intestines are shredded to ribbons.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't mind slightly burned popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate burnt.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hate burn.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what you're saying.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean a little less.

[Tom Griswold]

And if. And if the popcorn is burned, I have to. I'll take the garbage out, take it to the garage every time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't like the smell.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And it. I had to throw a microwave oven away. God, that was probably 15 years ago, because we had a babysitter did a. Put a popcorn thing in there. Instead of hitting whatever, three minutes, hit 30, went down the basement and came upstairs, and that thing was done. It stunk. We. I tried, but nope, couldn't get rid of the smell. Had to throw it away. And it was one of those ones built into the wall. So, Jeff, you'll appreciate this. I had to take the. The combing off this thing. Trim the trim. Yeah. And then pull the thing out. And then I had to find one the exact same size. And I did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Usually.

[Tom Griswold]

And then a year later, it burned out. They still make it. I found another one. It's still in that house, as far as I know. But that was just such a nice fact. Just something to know that you're using the same bowl to barf in that you make the popcorn in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, my kids pointed that out to me not too long ago, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

But it does exist to this day. And then he asked the question, what do you do if you're gonna. Hopping in the car? Which I had to do. And I. Actually, this happened to me Friday night.

[Jeff Oskay]

You used a bag, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I gave Finn a garbage bag. I got a really nice. I keep my car really clean. The last thing I want to have to do is scrape vomit off of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's big. It's. Yeah, she can get her head in there.

[Tom Griswold]

But there was a time when I can remember being with Tim Wilson, vomiting out the back of my Suburban.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I learned when I was puking out of a car once.

[Chick McGee]

Is.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't go out the window and onto the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

No, exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think I threw up with Ace's car one time coming home from the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, I'm surprised you don't have barf bags.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm surprised you don't have barf bags either with your face on them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a hell of an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I already do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought, you know what's interesting is a barf bag is almost a bag of microwave popcorn. Yeah, they're almost the exact same thing. This popcorn vomit thing.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a revelatory program.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never seen anyone sick on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. Oh, it's awful. I sat next to somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. And they got.

[Tom Griswold]

And that thing. That thing starts filling up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm a sympathy vomiter. I would be vomiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was the worst. And the odor.

[Josh Arnold]

And did you know them?

[Tom Griswold]

No. But I've got to hand it to the. At the time, the stewardess was, you know, very professional and sure. Oh, that poor person.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever been seasick?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That's a special kind of nauseated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the worst. Because you. You got nowhere to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have not been.

[Josh Arnold]

And it took me a good half hour once I got on the land to still feel like. It doesn't just go away once you.

[Tom Griswold]

Step on puking off a beautiful sloop off of Beaver island in Lake Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you disappointed when you got to Beaver Island?

[Tom Griswold]

I just. All I want. Yeah, you just want to be on terra firma. Yes, but it's, there's the point where you just want to slip into the water and end it all. It really anything to get your equilibrium back. And of course, at the time, I remember hearing the, the, in the fog, the sound of freighters. Oh, great.

[Josh Arnold]

Awful day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a rough day in two ways. Okay, well, welcome to the Bob and Tom program. If you're just joining us, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here in the Bob and Tom Show. We have to get to some letters.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. You go first, Christy.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is from Larry in Lewisburg, Pennsylvania.

[Josh Arnold]

Hats off to Larry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that close to where you grew up?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh. Sunday morning while on my couch at our lake home in Sullivan County, Pennsylvania.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

I heard a banging sound. I stood, turned to see a 400 pound bear standing at our kitchen window, licking my hummingbird feeder, occasionally knocking it onto the window. I went nose to nose with the bear, separated by only a pane of glass. He did send me a picture. He goes, I took some pictures, but they didn't come out real well, apparently this is quite common around Ricketts Glenn.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, ricketts Glenn is 10 minutes from my house. I didn't know that was Sullivan County.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, Sullivan County's where he's from, but I think his lake house is near.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's beautiful.

[Jeff Oskay]

He said, christy, I had all the money in the world saying that a bear is stealing your bird feeder. Well, I don't live in Ricketts glam, but yeah. Tom, I don't know if you can see the shadow of this bear, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kitchen window. Man, my hummingbird feeder has survived so far. It's just the other feeders that keep getting stolen.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the squirrels, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Now there's a family of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have like a dome thing you can put on. You put Vaseline on it and the squirrels can't get.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've gotten so many people say I should put PVC pipe on my pole.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a sex move. Hey, Josh, last night I put PVC pipe on my pole, if you know what I mean. She won't be walking right for a month.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff, your grandpa had some interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, my grandfather for the last 10 years of his life just had an ongoing war with the squirrels eating his bird scene. He tried everything from springs to axle grease to hanging them on a line, like stringing a clothesline, and then hanging them from the clothesline. So they couldn't climb up? Yeah, no. They could run across the clothesline all day long. Like, he hated squirrel. Like, it was just. It was the worst.

[Josh Arnold]

It is frustrating.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he'd be there.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like squirrels are back.

[Chick McGee]

You're like, grandpa, it's a wild animal that you're.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that.

[Chick McGee]

Food for the bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been this mad since the Japs took Okinawa.

[Chick McGee]

That's about what it was like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I need to maybe switch my bird feed. I look at it, and it's half peanuts and sunflower seeds. Like, no wonder. Did I accidentally buy squirrel feed?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. There was another suggestion from one of our listeners. Apparently, there is a certain shelled sunflower seed that has hot pepper in mixed in, and it doesn't hurt the birds, but the squirrels don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. All right, how do they know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn'T hurt the birds?

[Jeff Oskay]

Because they say they still eat it. And he said it doesn't hurt the birds. And the Audubon Society says it doesn't hurt the birds. Okay, I'll double check that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I just see some poor bird's ass exploding. What the hell is that? Bird feeder at White Castle.

[Josh Arnold]

What's happening to my ass? You think your car is messy now? You should see. Yeah, you should see a bird with Montezuma's Revenge.

[Chick McGee]

I've been hit by a few of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm like, what was this bird eating?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's called Cole's Hot Meats, which I find interesting for a name for a bird feed, but.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I'll check it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it is frustrating. I have one right on my window, and I love watching the birds. There's a cardinal couple that comes up, and I. The Feathertons. And. Yeah, yeah, you've named them all.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my college roommates, Don Featherton. Don Featherton.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. These are the Feathertons.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Don.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if they're of the same. I'll have to ask if they're of the Shaker Heights feather.

[Tom Griswold]

He was from Bedford, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Currently living in San Francisco.

[Jeff Oskay]

It says, a chili pepper's excellent natural source of nutrition for birds. There's a whole bunch of them. Coles Hot Meats.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Thank you for that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna try it.

[Josh Arnold]

I for sure am.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy is turning into Jeff's grandfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Damn right. I tell you what. They already had, okay? It was in the 40s.

[Josh Arnold]

I bought, like, flaked bobcat urine. Have you guys seen that stuff? It's like, kind of. And I sprinkled that all over my flowers because the chipmunks were digging them up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it seemed to work for like a day or two. It certainly kept me off the porch.

[Tom Griswold]

Stink?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I mean, it reeked.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I used too much.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. How do they source that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how they got that for.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is, here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe it's a manufacturer to smell like bobcat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Wow, that is. That's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

I bring it in, I don't need it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much. More letters here. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I am currently training for a public safety program in Volusia County, Florida.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

When it was brought up. When it was brought up that deland is in Volusia County, I mentioned to the rest of the folks that's because it's by deceit, no laughs. Thank you, Rob.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's okay, Rob.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a running gag here at the show.

[Josh Arnold]

I would argue getting no laughs is now part of the ritual again, you know, when people do it outside of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't expect laughs.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called the Land because it's near to see. Ladies and gentlemen, have fun with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Try it on your friends, but embrace.

[Josh Arnold]

The bomb when it does.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a song from Pat Godwin. Is that correct? So you've got your guitar out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have interesting news from the world of sports. One really kind of astonishing story in the world of sports coming up this morning. I was quite surprised to find. Also later on, it'll be Ali Breen with our program we call Sexy Time. Yeah. But you got something coming up just to give me the word.

[Jeff Oskay]

The word. The word of the day is Lawrence Welk. Actually, that's two words. We also have a pool float pervert in the news and fart mixing.

[Josh Arnold]

Fart mixing? Is this like, what, a DJ activity? Or is this like when Tom mixes his cereals?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you're kind of on the right track.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, mixing foods for maximum.

[Tom Griswold]

Hmm.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll find out.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, I'm glad we're getting the important stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. We're tackling the tough issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so far we've covered hot dog water barfing into the popcorn bowl and more. Right now, I want to remind you about our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. What are they all about annuities, my friend. What is an annuity? Well, that's a program essentially that will keep paying you when you retire. Well, that sounds good. The checks keep on coming no matter what's going on in the stock market. If you've been paying any attention, you know it's been up and then down and then down and then down and then up and then down. It's called market volatility. Well, an annuity can counter that. It's not gonna be your problem when that happens. If you have an annuity, your funds are gonna come in regardless. So here's one more real quick thing I want to mention. You can't outlive your money. That's one of the beautiful things about an annuity and there are many others to get information and found out if some restrictions apply to you. Learn more by going to silacins.com and that's the Silac Insurance Company S I L A C I dash dot com. Another easy way to get the information is to take your phone and do that thing where you do a pound 250. It's used for a lot of information for about a lot of products. Just go pound 250 and then you say the keywords out loud. Lifetime income. Once again, £250 and then just say lifetime income. That'll hook you up with the folks at the Silac Insurance Company or again silacins.com find out about getting paid when you retire. Also, you can just go to bombandtom.com, we got a link for you. The Silac Insurance Company plan. On it. Live on it. Lawrence Welk in the news. Are you kidding me? This is so exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Boys, let's shuffle off to Buffalo to end up. Oh yeah. Okay, more white folks. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Not Available in all states or situations. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Having a great day thus far in the middle of the week. There's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay's here, Ace Cosby's there. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I was thinking about something we learned on yesterday's show. We learned that it's not safe to drink out of the hose. And I know in my lifetime I've done a lot of hose drinking. And this is from Mr. Oskay. You had the experience of one of your co workers drinking out of a hose gut dysentery.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm gonna say it is safe, but it has its risks.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I'm gonna say the people who get dysentery are 1%.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, I, I, that's the first.

[Josh Arnold]

Time I've ever heard of somebody.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have the stats and the figures. I'm just going off when some dude I worked with, I'm just going off what Osmar told me. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

So what?

[Chick McGee]

The broken English, I could have misunderstood. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Osmar may have already had Disinterest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But that's my favorite poem. Here lies Osmar, king of kings. Now, so this guy was drinking out of the hose, and then he got sick.

[Chick McGee]

He went to the E.R. they said, you have dysentery. Have you? They were going through a list of stuff that, like where he could have contained it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been drinking out of. Where have you been drinking? Oh, I drank out of a hose all day. They go. That's probably where you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this in Iraq or here?

[Chick McGee]

No, this was.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Nice. Now, the best thing about hose drinking, of course, when, when I used to paint houses, we'd always have a hose there. And when my buddy Henry would go for a drink, the absolute classic is, oh, sure, you step on the hose. Oh, yeah, yeah. Turn the hose, take your foot off. Yeah. I mean, you haven't lived until you've done that. That is such a great moment.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting the old. It's preferably if it's ice cold. So good, good times. Now, we've been going through various letters trying to find a name for Mr. Godwin's forthcoming special, Tell me more about this. It's going to appear where on Dry Bar Comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

I required. Recorded a little bit ago and we edited over the weekend. And now we have to title it Excellent.

[Josh Arnold]

And release date to tba.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in the running, the titles include.

[Pat Godwin]

Yesterday I Sent Patty, G Rated, and Steal My Identity. And they're gonna. They're gonna decide maybe give them two more today and call it a. Call it a night.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, do we have any more suggestions? If not, please send us some.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw one that was pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that?

[Pat Godwin]

Pond Store Troubadour. I thought that was. But I don't talk about the pawn store. Do the pawn shop songs. Ah, that wouldn't make any sense. I like that, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is good.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't done that in five years, but I still think it's funny, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Pawn shop thing, really not five years.

[Pat Godwin]

Five years, yeah. I have seven guitars now. I've held on to them for about.

[Chick McGee]

Four or five years to the nearest five.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I had 32 when I was married, and then that went down to 1 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

You have nothing in the pawn shop right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing. Hasn't been for four or five years.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet the guys must miss you.

[Pat Godwin]

I miss them.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of your pawn place?

[Pat Godwin]

American Pawn up in Lima, Ohio. Hello, everybody there.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in case you're saying, hello, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

They sponsor your show. Our show up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Pat Godwin]

In Lima.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you have nothing. I'm surprised.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Nothing for.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not a watch. Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

No, the owner has my watch. It was a beautiful. Imagine coming in with a guitar and the owner's got your watch on. You're like, boy, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? That's it. That's a nice watch. Can I see the dedication inside? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Divorce is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he only wears it when you come in. Kind of like how you would wear the sweater your grandma got you.

[Pat Godwin]

He was embarrassed that he had it on.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like, is that mine? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it. I got a great deal on it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what we should do? We should all give something to the pawn shop, and we would have, like, a Bob and Tom corner there, and people could come in and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we. We'll frame a nice poster for him. How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we should. It's a great place, but.

[Tom Griswold]

So your idea. What? Maybe I'll give something and they could sell it and give it to charity.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fun idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Throw some panties in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was gonna say, what would I give? What would anybody want?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Josh, you got a bike you.

[Chick McGee]

Were trying to get.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got three bikes. I need to.

[Tom Griswold]

Rebounds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have to be gone by Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

The seat's 55 the bike' yeah, the.

[Chick McGee]

Bike comes with the seat. We'll throw the bike in.

[Josh Arnold]

You're just paying for the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

You can take it home and come with a seat yourself. Okay. I'm so sorry. In any event, if you've got some good names for Pat's album. Yeah. I have never been into a pawn shop. Now that I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet you haven't.

[Pat Godwin]

They can be a little terrifying because they sell guns and the guys, they get robbed at times, some of them, so. But these guys in Lima are real sweet. You can walk into a pawn shop and be very intimidating.

[Chick McGee]

I always love the couples in there looking at engagement rings and you're like, hey, here's a little hint. Those didn't work the first time. Like, you'd probably want to buy new. Yeah, well, they didn't get in there for any other reason.

[Jeff Oskay]

So would you buy anything? Like a vintage ring or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe the person's dead.

[Jeff Oskay]

My ring's vintage.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's still one way of it not working out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It was till death did they part. And they did and they died. And they're done.

[Chick McGee]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Ozzy. Man is gang. Now we have some sporting news kind of shocking news. I don't know much about this, but I sure don't get it.

[Jeff Oskay]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

The Knicks fired their coach.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is always baffling.

[Chick McGee]

That's the story. The New York Knicks fired head coach Tom Thibodeau.

[Josh Arnold]

Thibodeau.

[Chick McGee]

Following their Eastern Conference loss to the Pacers, the team made what they called a difficult decision to move on from Mr. Thibodeau, believing it was a necessary step to chase for a championship. The guy.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy rebuilt the team.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did rebuild the team. Doing great, it says.

[Chick McGee]

Several observers noted the firing was strange because they had the worst leagues, the league's worst franchise for most of the 2000s. Until they hired him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He promptly led the Knicks to the playoffs in his first season, winning a second NBA Coach of the Year award. And they have been a solid contender in the east in recent season.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to snag him immediately.

[Chick McGee]

They just gave him a three year contract extension last summer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jerks. That just puts it.

[Chick McGee]

So he'll be.

[Josh Arnold]

This will work out, I think, better for him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So what, he just has to live two years off of money and not do anything?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that must be horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I could do something about that hair. Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the second worst haircut in sports, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? I've never seen the guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'LL look. I'll show him to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Thibodeau. Second year in a row he's lost. I see. So they're saying, hey, look, you can't. You're not able to close.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if anything, they should fire his barber.

[Jeff Oskay]

He doesn't really have any hair, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he's got like six he tries to comb.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you the one that's saying that? Just saying, mister, I wouldn't give up my bangs for 40 years.

[Pat Godwin]

You held on for a long time.

[Jeff Oskay]

You did. God, I'm shocked by that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did Tom, did you ever have that sort of Rob Cordry patch?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, you did. Oh, that little island of hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, he did.

[Josh Arnold]

If I. If. If I ever am considered as having that, please tell me. I don't want that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ever go like this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, actually, when the patch goes, it looks better.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little bit there, but it's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's. That can be really weird looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up in sports, we have some other interesting things. Is there any hockey news for Josh?

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I did start tonight. Yeah, it starts tonight.

[Jeff Oskay]

So do the Knicks have somebody in their quiver that they've. Who knows to replace them?

[Tom Griswold]

If nothing else, this will give the morons on New York City talk radio something to do all day besides talk about the Jets.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And coming up, we have someone who got their title stripped from them for doing something stupid after winning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is equally dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Agreed.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. It's kind of fun and cool if you ask me. So in any event, we also have interesting things coming up in the news. Goodyear blimp in the news. You know, I'm a big blimp fan and unfortunately my. My side hustle. Those hydrogen laws suck. T shirts never took off.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, they didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I like a good blimpy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, You're a fan of the blimpy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that a sub place?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They shaved the meat right there in front of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Shave the meat. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So are you happy or you married? Are you happy?

[Tom Griswold]

No more Three Stooges news today, unfortunately, after that great story last week about Curly's daughter finally, finally passing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's over. But remember, her son is doing curly bits on. On YouTube.

[Josh Arnold]

She curly shuffled off this mortal coil.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, she did. By the way, I forgot. Someone did send me the. What? The name of the flip side of the Curly Shuffle.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll dig up the letter. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com.

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[Tom Griswold]

Better.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker has joined us this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

As has Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick McGee. Still on vacay. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How's Chick doing? An Aruba? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't follow him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's adopted. What, Two. Two small children.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

What national is Aruba? Its own country?

[Josh Arnold]

Aruba is part of the.

[Pat Godwin]

The Arubian. Yeah, the Ming dynasty area.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they speak Arabian?

[Josh Arnold]

They do, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those Arubian nights.

[Josh Arnold]

A thousand and one Ruby.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe he actually didn't come back early.

[Jeff Oskay]

The country of Aruba. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It is its own country.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How's our space program?

[Josh Arnold]

How are their extradition laws?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's within the Kingdom of the Netherlands, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? We have Netherlands news coming up.

[Jeff Oskay]

They speak Dutch there. I knew that. So I figured they had something to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. We have a Dutch Dutch news today. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I suppose we could squeeze that story in. It's kind of interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't Dutch a brand of cigar? Dutch masters. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. And they had the. The famous paintings. Except the guys would have cigars.

[Christy Lee]

So is it rude to say go Dutch? Is that like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, not at all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he gypped me. Would that be right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

No. That's okay to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Gypped is. Has been destroy. Determined to be offensive. And I never knew this because of gypsies based on the term gypsy. I never knew that.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, I thought it was spelled with a J. Yeah, but yeah, so that's no longer right.

[Josh Arnold]

So just asking. Hey, should we really not be saying let's go Dutch?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think you're fine. That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's because.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why we should ask a Dutch person.

[Christy Lee]

But that's not rude to anybody. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't seem to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the question is, you know, who are cheaper, the people from Scotland or the Dutch?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the debate. I mean, you know, Scottish win every time.

[Jeff Oskay]

A nearly 200 year old condom emblazoned with erotic art is now on display at the Netherlands National Museum. The Reichsmuseum said that the prophylactic, which is believed to have been made around 1830 from a sheep's appendix, depicts both the playful and serious side of sexual health. It was possibly a souvenir from a brothel and is decorated with an erotic image of a nun and three clergymen.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Jeff Oskay]

The condom is part of an exhibition called Safe Sex question mark about 19th century sex work.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, what strikes me as interesting is I didn't know that brothels of any era had a souvenir shop. It said it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

They often have you exit souvenir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you really, you think you don't want to have the condom shop before you go in. But I wonder if they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, could you like what's the Bunny Ranch? Yeah, I wonder if they have. You could buy like a T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a shot glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God, you can.

[Josh Arnold]

They probably do.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

I went to the Bunny Ranch and all I got was a shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. All I got was this crusty shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God. Pre stain.

[Josh Arnold]

All I got was a gloved HJ for a thousand dollars.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a lot to put on a shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

But I did get a nice Stanley with their logo on it. But I mean, but back this is 200 years ago, that little shop as you exited and I don't think they had a shop.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it sounds like, it sounds like.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was a condom that they were probably using at the brothel.

[Tom Griswold]

And some. I did see that the oldest human semen sample since Larry King.

[Chick McGee]

They were. Well, and they just.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry was dead. Larry. Very old. They're just thinking, excuse me, Larry. Isn't dead. They're still running his commercials. I'm serious. Have you seen those? Yeah, on the weekend. There's.

[Chick McGee]

Is it for the afterlife?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Larry King doing this interview show. It's for some, you know, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Careful. We're still running among 24, seven as well. Before you. Before you throw stones.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Larry. We. We had him on the show. He was great.

[Jeff Oskay]

I opened for Larry King once.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean on stage?

[Chick McGee]

He was a charmer.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was a charmer. I. Yeah. At a casino. I was. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's vagina. Hello. What are your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was close to the end, too. He was like my size. Very.

[Tom Griswold]

He was very slender.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he had those, those. What do you call it? The straps. What are those called? Suspenders. Suspenders, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was so sweet, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It was nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He had the greatest overnight talk show on radio before he did the television thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to send you this clip that's out there. Larry King is talking to Rue McClanahan. Have you guys seen this?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

They're taking calls. This is like height of the Golden Girls era. They're taking calls. And Larry goes, you know, whatever. Minnesota, Hello. And this clearly, like 10 year old kid goes, yeah, I have a question. When was your first f. Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Larry just. Oh. He hangs up real quick. Rue gets such a kick out of it. She's like, that was a child asking that. And this aired because you could see the CNN logo.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to listen to Larry's Delay overnight talk show. Driving into work. Of course, that was. It was just terrific in any event. So I'm sorry. So they have this brothel. It's. Is it in Holland? What is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Where's it in Amsterdam?

[Tom Griswold]

Amsterdam, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's legal there still, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They just think it's from a brothel, though. Like, they don't know. Like, did. Could you just go to a store and buy condoms back then, Boy?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it sounds like you have to go to the farm and get a lamb byoc.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just wondering, like, what else they put up on the counter, you know, when you buy condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

They had those famous Dutch paintings by that. What's her name? Van Gash.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I'll take a Van Gash, a Penny whistle and a pack of condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

She cut off Penny whistle. I'm trying to find a picture of this thing. But what was the. What was the condom made of?

[Josh Arnold]

Lamb's appendix.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sheep's appendix.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sheep.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it looks like a That's a big appendix. Boy, it's. It's been. It's clearly molded in the shape of the person who used it. That's how old it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It has, like, the tip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a very detailed.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a condom scrimshaw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it must have been. It must have been put on like a thing and then printed on there.

[Josh Arnold]

All the guys are naked.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Andy wrecked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

And it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's a nun. It's very disturbing.

[Pat Godwin]

For her to be erect is really completely ridiculous.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my gosh. She's sitting in a chair with her.

[Josh Arnold]

Legs spread, and there are three erect men.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

The man in the middle is a little girthier than the other two.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he is.

[Christy Lee]

He is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The one on the end, he's bald.

[Josh Arnold]

We baldies are more girthy, but they're.

[Jeff Oskay]

All very, well, hungry, exaggerated. That one guy's like chopstick.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Chopstick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Dick Chopstick.

[Josh Arnold]

Chopstick comic Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got a knife.

[Tom Griswold]

Last name first, straight up. Can you imagine? Well, kids, we're going to the museum today. It should be really fun. I think they've got some Van Gogh paintings. You walk in and there's this thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that. Was it. Was that painting or drawing on the condom? Pre use or post?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think it was used.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

But my assumption is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost like silk screening. It must have been a.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would think hand.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's got to be a guy who hand draw.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I think it was hand drawn. And then put on some kind of a plate so they could put like a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you think? So I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like. Yeah, that's better. Like a lithograph. There's no way you could draw that on A.

[Josh Arnold]

In 1830 you could draw that on it. If, like Christy was saying, you. Let's say you slid that down a broom handle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. And so it's on. Yeah, like a. I really do think.

[Josh Arnold]

It was done scrimshaw style.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can see why it's on display now. There's a photograph I have of the museum and there's some lady looking at a painting behind it. It's in this glass booth and it's sort of hovering at waist level.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

On a little stand. And it's got all the, you know, typical well lit museum.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Artistically displaced. Wow. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There should be a heist. A good. A good comedy movie. A heist about the guys who have to steal this super valuable condom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is there super valuable.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, would it be ocean's 13 and a half this time? This time it's well hung something.

[Chick McGee]

How old were you, Josh, the first time you bought condoms?

[Josh Arnold]

19.

[Chick McGee]

And did you just buy the condoms or did you get like a mini truck and magazine that you put them in between?

[Josh Arnold]

I was never any of that stuff. I just bought that.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't pad the order?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I was never embarrassed to buy something.

[Chick McGee]

I was a padder.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. And I bought condoms. Come to find out, three years before I needed them.

[Tom Griswold]

No point, really.

[Chick McGee]

Better to have and not need than to need and not have.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there an expiration date on them? Yes, there is. Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come to find out what is the typical.

[Pat Godwin]

When you're about 80 years old, what.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the run up? How long are they?

[Josh Arnold]

A few years.

[Tom Griswold]

A few years. Okay. Okay. So it's not like yogurt or something.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that yogurt.

[Josh Arnold]

If you open the old one, it's crusty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ew.

[Josh Arnold]

A little brittle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they. Maybe they should put it in that stuff they wrap Spam in.

[Jeff Oskay]

When you see.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, you want me to scrape the jelly off or do you want me.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear it's pretty good. I heard in the Bob and Tom show that that stuff's pretty tasty. You can make gravy out of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

The condom, when you see it, the picture you were talking about in the museum, it's rather large. I mean, it's. Yeah, I mean it's. That's a large condom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which also suggests it's been used because it's stretched out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or it was used on a model while they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, like a sculpture or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoever used its dad, don't demean the poor guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think she's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, like that. Good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably very popular in Holland. Now, coming up, we do have some more interesting sporting news. Sports celebration that backfires on some.

[Chick McGee]

Goes awry.

[Tom Griswold]

Silly. And then we also have really a sick story about something that happened in the world of. Of pool floats.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you just being judgy here?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll let you be the judge. Okay, get ready to take it back. I didn't say it, but the word perv is in the headline.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a pervert to somebody is a clever young man to another. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and also fruit fly update. Oh. Two critters in the news. One great, one small. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I'm cleaning my glasses and can't read the clock. Am I speaking to anybody? Okay, we are on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's there at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. I'm. He's reading it. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess. Jess. Osu.

[Chick McGee]

There was a wedding and, yeah, my lady is going to be pissed. She's been waiting 10 years.

[Josh Arnold]

And Jeff Hooker is over there. He's taken. They've swapped names.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Ace Cosby's there. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Why'd someone put a thing of Skin Elite condoms on my desk here?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we were asking about condoms.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you see, we're tired of you having babies.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody, you know, you've never seen them.

[Pat Godwin]

So we thought maybe you want to see one in the wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody opened this one. Skyn Skin Elite. Superior sensitivity and comfort.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, it's shaped like a little rocket ship. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't remember if that's the flavor you like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a purple. Does that mean it's Grape Boysenberry. Okay. Okay. Good to know. Now, welcome to the Bob and Tom program. Great to be here. Thank you very much. I wanted to run One thing by Ms. Hooker, who wasn't here yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

We had a guest yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you. Oh, did you hear him? Did you meet Dyke?

[Christy Lee]

I'm friends with Dyke. I've been on his podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his name, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Being his friend. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She knew that before you knew him. Yeah. Like being a friend of Dyke could be misinterpreted. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. It's like being a friend of Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Being a friend. Or being a friend of Dorothy right now. Whatever. Had to be even a little more on the nose. What's Dyke's last name?

[Christy Lee]

Is Michaels.

[Tom Griswold]

Dyke Michaels. Okay. Of course. But that sounds like a DJ name, doesn't it? Except. Except more like a Duke Michaels here. There you go. Yeah, but he pointed something out that is. It just struck me as being so brilliant. And it's not a joke, per se, but it's a. It's. It's. It's a truism.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That is somehow a cultural commentary. And his point was growing up the bowl that your parents would give you when you had to barf was the popcorn bowl. It was the same one and it was in my. At my house. It was that big, wide, stainless steel bowl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I can remember recently getting one out from one of my daughters sitting in the couch. Hey, if you have to barf, go in this thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't have the same experience.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't? No.

[Christy Lee]

My kids have their own puke buckets and their little like, six liter trash cans from the dollar store and they say puke bucket on them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You had the monogrammed?

[Christy Lee]

I did it. I wrote it on there. This is your. We are a fam. We are a puking family. We do it regularly. So everybody has one in their room.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're just.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, you bedazzled the puke?

[Christy Lee]

I did. I'll take a picture of it and post it later. 100. Yeah. Yeah. One of them's black, one of them's white. One of them has white writing. The other one has black writing.

[Tom Griswold]

We are a puking family.

[Christy Lee]

We are. We just. Just. It's. I don't feel good. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have much stuff left in me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. This isn't. You're a very fine cook, so it's certainly not your.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's not that. It's just. Yeah. We have queasy tummies and so if you gotta throw up, throw up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess I'll eat the popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried selling some puke buckets, but they didn't. They were just these nice stainless steel buckets with a picture of Karen Carpenter.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a. That's a chili joke.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to move back to the sports desk briefly. Jeff Oski sitting in for Chick Magee today.

[Chick McGee]

A California state champion runner was stripped of her title after celebrating her win with a fire extinguisher. According to the Mercury News, Clara Adams, a North Salina High sophomore, was the first place finisher in the 400 meters and the state high school championships. In a celebratory moment, the 16 year old took a fire extinguisher from her father, stepped away from the track and blasted her shoes with the spray as he joked, you're on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

This is funny. What is wrong with this? I mean, she can pay for the refill.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I bet.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm assuming it was her dad's.

[Chick McGee]

Her own. Except.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, they planned this and it's based on a famous runner doing this. There's a historical precedent for this. Maurice Green famously did it. This is. I get it. It's. And she went away from the crowd and that's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they just saying, hey, you're being a sore winner?

[Chick McGee]

Officials immediately disqualified Ms. Adams, stripped her of her state title and of what they said was unsportsmanlike behavior. She was also barred from. From participating in the 200 meter race and denied a spot on the podium.

[Jeff Oskay]

Talk about overreacting.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hopefully she gets a hundred grand on some GoFundMe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think in order to take her medals away, they should make the officials catch her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's true. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come get him. Yeah. You want them? What's her name again?

[Chick McGee]

Clara.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's ridiculous. A clever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Celebration after the race is over.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's clear.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, I think we should congratulate any kid who's not, you know, glued to their phone and vaping. Hey, you're actually doing something.

[Chick McGee]

You're out there.

[Tom Griswold]

You're out there being a great. Yeah. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like she just won some one off race. Yeah. Like this was like a big.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

There must be some ihsa.

[Josh Arnold]

But we kind of live in a culture where you're not supposed to celebrate your wins because everyone wins. And it's. I, I, I, it's, it's kind of bad.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't they become more strict with NFL in their celebratory.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Very strict.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Certain things they can and can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But they don't take the win away from like. Right. Penalize them 10 yards.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at a concert once, and this is too much detail. It was at a. The High Life Fronton.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In Orlando, Florida.

[Chick McGee]

It was a concert that was Yo Yo Ma.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No kidding. Who was playing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yo Yo Mod. It was one of the greatest bands of all time. Little Feet with Lowell George and he came out with a fire extinguish. The band was so hot. And put the band out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. Yeah, they were. They were playing some song and it was so great. But yeah. Lol. Walked out with. I'm sure that the. The stage managers. Hey, where's my fire extinguisher? Hey, fat guy in the overalls.

[Jeff Oskay]

Give me.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it back. That was cool though. It's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I mean, this is a shame. Yeah. Let the girls celebrate.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, encourage people to Young people to play sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But congratulations on winning the state.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good job.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a, she's a Sophomore.

[Chick McGee]

So in one state as a soft.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In the 400 meter.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear next year she's planning on having one of those fire planes. You know the ones that drop.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do a fly over fireplace and to drop 10,000 gallons of fire returns garden on the judges. Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I am also a fan though of the act. Like you've been there before. I love that. You score a touchdown, you drop the ball and you walk away. I, I think that's so cool. But if you're gonna celebrate, celebrate and let the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At 16.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you think she'll change high schools?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd move states.

[Jeff Oskay]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't think it was the high school that did it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the, the governing body.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of the track.

[Jeff Oskay]

So the whole state.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd go. Well, I won state in California and I'm going to go win state in Oregon.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There may be a tall order. There is. Oregonia is very fast.

[Josh Arnold]

They are fast. Well, they're spending a lot of their time running from Sasquatch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why. Of course, that's all the ones that are still extant.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is redundant, but. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

That's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Jeffrey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello again. Hello. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show. Great to be here. We are here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we have Jess Hooker's over there in the stripes, the candy striped. What is it? Red and white. And Christy Lee is in the more subdued. What? Well, wouldn't you say right now Jess Hooker looks like she should be selling popcorn at Kings Island. And Christy is kind of a dignified.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the look you were going for?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's what I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I wrong or not? If you saw her in the midway, wouldn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yes, in the midway, but just.

[Christy Lee]

Sitting here, I'm at work and it's a button down shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

You saw Christy. Christy in the midway. You'd assume she was a visitor.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I would assume she was like PR for the whole amusement park.

[Pat Godwin]

The boss, the gm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Queen of the midway.

[Tom Griswold]

You both look lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now you're cross pedal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look lovely. Now where's your straw hat? You look lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

Get your shine.

[Chick McGee]

Guess my weight.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a request for a new story. Yes, that has been teased. Something about a so called pervert and a pool float.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is rough.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I'll a man in Florida has admitted to, say, stealing numerous pool floats in order to have sex with them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, buddy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Christopher Monan pleaded guilty to burglary charges following a month long spree where he stole dozens of inflatable. Inflatable pool floats.

[Tom Griswold]

Dozens.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they're essentially sex dolls. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

41 year old was caught by a Palm Bay police department person who had spotted him riding a bicycle carrying a white garbage bag full of what he identified as deflated pool floats. During questioning, Mr. Monan told police he sexually gratifies himself.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

I get off deflated Mona.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, there are more folds and creases.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he just wants to blow a unicorn up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. Presumably, I'm guessing he probably deflates them.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I can steal them because he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Obviously done multiple down the road and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then re inflates them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I take them, mon.

[Jeff Oskay]

And directed investigators to a vacant house across the street from his Palm Bay residence.

[Josh Arnold]

This is where I humble.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's where he stored the floats. As detailed in a police report, cops found 75 pool floats in the house. A search story.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the best part. Wait till you hear what these are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, here are some of the seized items. You ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lounge chair with cup holders. Cup holders. A duck float. A lobster float. A French flies. French flies float. A pizza float. A turtle float. A whale float, Banana float, Elephant float, Watermelon float. And a float shaped like a piece of bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one would I most want to bang?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got three of them. You can come over to my house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he also.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll sell you. One of them had a $50.

[Jeff Oskay]

What kind of floats do you have at your house?

[Tom Griswold]

I have the pizza one. Yeah, the. Well, let me look at them. The bacon one and the watermelon one.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they sexy?

[Tom Griswold]

I also. But they also. I also have the one that's the unicorn, you know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the head coming out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a two parter. When you fill it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta fill the one part, then you fill the other one.

[Jeff Oskay]

He also has a stolen Shaq. Shaquille o' Neal branded Shaq inflatable lounger. Also, he's bi and quite large.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like one of those hooker's celebrity crushes.

[Christy Lee]

Huge celebrity crush. Yeah. Oh, I gotta. I gotta get on. I gotta find this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have a question. Now these were all reported stolen. They found. Do you. If you get it returned, do you keep it?

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, what are they, 20 bucks? I'll get another one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm sure they can't.

[Josh Arnold]

One that's been non humped.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How are they going to identify whose float goes with whom?

[Pat Godwin]

Was just rubbing up against it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get the sunscreen on it. It's all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Lubricated.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a very specific. What fetish, Obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, surely.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a plastic thing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't mind the smell of like a new inflatable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I get that. I get this whole thing. Don't you kind of get horny swimming? Like when anytime you're in a wave.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down, you're jumping to it. First of all, the answer is no.

[Pat Godwin]

The answer is yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's an environment where scantily clad women around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's something about.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're wondering why none of you have ever been invited over to my house to use the pool. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying it's an uncontrollable urge or that if there's anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Pat has something in his pants. Mommy.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's something about swimming that you kind of get horny.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy isn't doing it at the pool. He's taking the pool toys home.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm assuming he steals four or five of them, deflates them, gets on his bicycle because apparently he's captain's success. But he doesn't have a car.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he doesn't want his license plate being red.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and there's his picture.

[Pat Godwin]

That kind of trash.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy looks a thousand times crazier than I thought.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he was gonna be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Christy Lee]

This guy, he looks. Is on status.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like an absolute madman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised he's just humping Pool feast.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. We should be thanking pool. So thankful that he is only screwing rafts.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're thinking of growing a mustache, maybe look at this guy's picture. You may want to not be in that club.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a ratty.

[Pat Godwin]

Sean Penn's demented younger brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We don't really talk about Brian Penn. Pig Pen.

[Tom Griswold]

His eyes are too close. They're glazed and they're wild.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, give him.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, That's a drug thing going on there.

[Christy Lee]

Give him all the rafts. It'll keep the community safe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. So this was where? In Florida?

[Jeff Oskay]

Where was it in Florida? I don't even remember.

[Christy Lee]

It's all the same.

[Jeff Oskay]

It doesn't say. It just says a Florida man. Palm Bay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's such a crazy story. You might as well just say from Florida City. Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Florida, man. Wow, that is. That is still rough. Yikes. So, Josh, you satisfied that it's pervy enough?

[Josh Arnold]

It is pervy enough, yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do. I. I think we are. It's fair to judge this person.

[Christy Lee]

It seemed okay, but I think seeing his picture wrecked it for me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's a lunatic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you could see like, 30 pictures of people and you'd say, which guy is. You'd immediately go, that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I would.

[Christy Lee]

I would have guessed a lot worse with that guy, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that guy's killed nine people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. P. Diddy won't let him into the party. He's that weird.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't let Rap Guy in.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sick. Although I do have some extra baby oil over here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Might need it for his wraps.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much, Christy. What's coming up?

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming up, we have our fart mixing floor formula. If you want to max out your farts, we've got it for you.

[Christy Lee]

All right, so is this sound or smell?

[Jeff Oskay]

Both.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Covering all the bases and we're hoping merely gaseous. We'll find out all the details on that. Yeah, but we got the blimp in the news. We got an update on the escaped zebra and an update on the cocaine fruit flies and a song from Mr. Godwin. It's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X obandtom, or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com Close your eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Exhale. Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class.

[Christy Lee]

I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh.

[Ali Breen]

They're so fast.

[Christy Lee]

And breathe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw.

[Christy Lee]

The discount they gave me on my first order.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oscar, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold, and there's Tom. And Tom. You know what I haven't seen in a while?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

A honk. If you're horny bumper sticker. Why have those gone away?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, maybe nobody's horny anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

You can look in the parking lot of my car. Parked erratically.

[Jeff Oskay]

In the end you're always working.

[Christy Lee]

I saw a bumper sticker on my way in today that said I'm covered in bugs and I vote. What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm covered in bugs and I vote.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a riddle.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's an inside band thing or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh okay. I thought it was like nature and yeah, maybe who knows to say no friendly people. I don't know. No pesticide.

[Tom Griswold]

Odds are it's probably hyper political and very. Yeah, we probably should some crazy fringe. Yeah, there's some. We're gonna find out. It's you know, someone who's in favor of setting children on fire and they're so far right they're left. You know that guy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was looking over this story once again about this guy and it actually this is the actual headline Pool float pervert pleads to felony charges. That's how it was worded in the smoking gun. This is really sick. We saw a picture of this guy. The Palm Bay Police Department picked him up. 41 years old. He had dozens of pool floats. 75 that he admits that he was actually having interpersonal. Well, I guess not interpersonal. He was having intimate. How about that? Intimate relations with. But when they caught him, as Christy said he was on a bicycle and they were deflated in a garbage bag so But I'm assuming that in order to get the full you know they've got to be back up and you know you got to have the flamingo and the french fry whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Maybe that was a part of the turn on was blowing it back up.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did some research and that's called inflatio is the process and get it. Okay. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Long way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

You see I'm covered in bugs and I vote there's no so far Reddit about it. People are seeing these things and they cannot find an explanation on really so the right now the consensus is it's just random nonsense.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I'm for it.

[Josh Arnold]

So I. But they're being spotted everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah it's. I've got a feeling it's going to turn out to be something really bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. We don't want organic.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to keep talking about organic vegetable farmers.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry Mark.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Organic vegetable.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not you know something that actually would make sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No pesticide. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep My spots on my apples, but give me the birds and the bees. Little Joni Mitchell, ladies and gentlemen, for that ass. That. Thank you for putting that tool for that ass tag on it.

[Chick McGee]

That pool float humper. Like, just looking from his. Like, I'm not for profiling, but if I saw that dude and riding down the sidewalk even with nothing in his hands, and I was an officer, I'd pull him over like, that dude looks like he just got done committing crime.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I disagree with you. I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too. Because I am for profile. And I do it all the time in every aspect of my life. Go ahead. Back to you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. You said exactly what I was gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Really?

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen pupils that big. That was insane. The blacks of his eyes were all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. You know, that maybe that may have something to do with the meth. Which actually leads to the story. We touched on this yesterday. I got a little bit of an update because it seemed so weird. I didn't quite understand it. That scientists are now. Do you have it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Flies on cocaine could reveal better therapies for addiction. Researchers at the University of Utah created fruit flies that are addicted to cocaine. Flies and humans apparently share many genes tied to addiction. But fruit flies naturally avoid cocaine. They find it bitter.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to get the tiny straws, first of all.

[Jeff Oskay]

So what did scientists do? They turned off the bitter taste receptors. And this new model helps researchers study addiction faster. It could speed up the search for effective therapies.

[Tom Griswold]

I read more about this because I thought it was so interesting. And they actually have this one interview and this fruit fly is saying, it's like 2am and they record the fruit fly saying, my band would have made it if our bass player hadn't gotten married.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I did some of this research at my house, and the fruit flies at my house are addicted to almost empty Merlot bottles. That's where I found that they. They. They passed on the cocaine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they just straight to the.

[Jeff Oskay]

They seem to love bananas for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Radiator fluid and Mountain Dew. They can't tell the difference. Who can? Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. Pat, I look like you're itching to play a song.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm itching to play a song. Yeah. You have a story about the Disney thing. That's fascinating. The granddaughter of Walt Disney is annoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And I don't get this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Walt Disney's granddaughter is speaking out against a new tribute to her grandfather, Ms. Joanne Miller. Called the animatronic version of Mr. Disney, a quote, robotic grandpa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what animatronics are.

[Jeff Oskay]

The mechanical figure will be featured in a new Disneyland attraction titled Walt Disney A Magical Life. To mark the park's 70th anniversary, Ms. Miller told the LA Times that her grandfather would have hated being turned into a talking machine. She said the tribute dehumanizes Mr. Walt Disney and distorts his legacy. Ms. Miller wrote to Disney CEO Bob Iger asking the company to cancel the figure, but says her appeal was ignored.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody needs attention.

[Jeff Oskay]

She also claimed on Facebook that her grandfather once told Imagineer Mr. Sam McKim he, quote, never wanted to be an animatronic.

[Tom Griswold]

You never wanted to be dead either. That didn't work out.

[Jeff Oskay]

She says Mr. McKim's son has firsthand proof of that statement, which apparently she had produced to Mr. Ike.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if that's true, then what do you do if he said, don't ever make me an animatronic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, as you know, I've said this for years. My favorite exhibit, of course, at Walt Disney World is the hall of Presidents. I've always loved that because the air conditioning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the only reason to love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that's why everybody goes, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

The best part is, like, when the audience claps for certain presidents. That's so funny. You can get a beat on what's. Who's in the crowd. I remember the first time I went that they introduced Kennedy and people applaud. It's a robot. A there. And certain of the President. I think they. They sort of try to keep away from the political aspects of it. They don't introduce all of them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Biden one keeps wandering off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they found it on Space Mountain the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I think the robots are cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Animatronics have come a long way. They're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And for years, it was rumored and it's not true. What's in the. In the haunted house with the Haunted Mansion thing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember toward the end, there are those heads that you can. There's some kind of projection on them. And you see the ghost head singing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think. Yeah. There are three or four of them. I forget.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was always rumored that one of them was Walt Disney. And actually it was. What's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

Searle Ravens.

[Tom Griswold]

Cruel Thorough. Ravens Crawl. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it does look just like Walt Disney, but that's because Thorough looked like, in a way.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think they're cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But if he didn't want it. What do you. I mean, you got to respect that.

[Tom Griswold]

And not if there's a dollar involved.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a song about this, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Disney's not in it for the money.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Disney World. I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

But I can still joke like that. Mickey Mouse isn't going to come kick your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's gonna come kick yours.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so. I'll tear that rat in half.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the kind of talk that gets you in trouble. What do you got, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Disney is wonderful. It's a wonderful place, but it's. You have to pick the right time of year to go our vacation. Last year we did the three things, the camping, fishing and Disney. And Disney was rough. This year we're not doing Disney only because of the time we're going in July.

[Josh Arnold]

Be careful, Pat. Tom's real paranoid. I know. I'm nervous about really trying not to upset anybody. Anybody over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this news is so upsetting. I think Walt's gonna turn over in his cryogenic. Cryogenic chamber. Is that a chamber or a casket? I didn't know how to finish the joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this is what happened last year. This is called my summer vacation. 1, 2, 3 days, 4 days off 5, 6, 7 days, 8 days off 9, 10, 11 days, 2 weeks off I'm gonna have some fun on my two weeks off I went camping up on Eagle Creek in the same wet clothes for about a week I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot and it's quite a sight I got rot Got rot around the crotch tonight Sorry, Tom. Here we go. I walked around dizzy My thighs got chafed Sweat my ass off I need butt paste I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot Shorts way too tight I got rotten Got rot around the crotch tonight Fell in the lake trying to land a bass the water was polluted Now I have swamp ass I got rot around the crotch tonight I got rot, rot, rot Something don't look right I got rot Got rot around the crotch tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. That was nice, Pat. Pat's new project will be emerging soon. Do we know when the release date is on that baby?

[Pat Godwin]

Do not. I think about three months, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that long? Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they take their time. Dry Bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The Dry Bar Comedy Special. Very, very meticulous that Pat Godwin is going to be released. We don't have a title yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got any good ideas, by all means, send them to us, Bob and Tom, @bobandtom.com Coming up a little bit later on, it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen. Also in the news. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming up, we still have an update on our pet zebra. We have fart maxing and we have Lawrence Welk. I know all of you have woke up thinking about what's Lawrence Welk up to these days?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a legitimate news story about.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just because it's in the news doesn't make it legitimate.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. But this is, this is serious, real news.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. I'm sure Lawrence doesn't make it serious either.

[Tom Griswold]

Lawrence Welk has many fans in the graveyard. That show is still running.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be hearing about why Mr. Welk is legit. Legitimously. What's the word? Legitimately.

[Jeff Oskay]

Legitimately.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a better word. In the news. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Got a comment? To share, text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Welling.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to Talk Bill, where it's fun to talk about small though we're going.

[Josh Arnold]

To be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time. Good.

[Chick McGee]

But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all feel like there.

[Chick McGee]

Was a scene missing here.

[Tom Griswold]

Got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it, see what we remember. See what we remember. I had never been around anything like that before.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it was so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk Bill. I just had a flashback.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get into it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Decorative dot com.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there. It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christine Lee is coming to us from the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Yes, sir, Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing some great numbers this morning. Jess Hooker has joined us.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Shashi.

[Josh Arnold]

As has Jeff. Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't remember his name, could you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. As has sounded weird to me, even though that would be the correct way to say it. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Yes, it's good to see you. We have explored various aspects of contemporary culture this morning. We found out, for example, that Ms. Hooker at her home has monogrammed barf buckets. Yeah. The rest of us in the tradition that we learned yesterday, just use the popcorn. The popcorn bucket for barfing purposes. But not you.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

You barf so often you've got monogram barf buckets.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's got their own. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

We often use the pot. My dad would go, here's the pot, here's the pot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. We always put our popcorn in the mixing bowl with the handle so you can hold it. I don't know why, but that's always the one. Oh, I mean, with the spout. Our popcorn's always in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Nice. You got just a big, like, gigantic stainless steel bowl. That's for the popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you make a mic, an actual.

[Jeff Oskay]

Popcorn bowl says popcorn on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got popcorn bowl money.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I got it as a gift, but go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

A microwaved bag of popcorn. Do you eat out of the bag?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Because that residue gets on your wrist when you reach deep into it. And I agree.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pour it into a bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

But Pat says, no, I'm out of no dish.

[Chick McGee]

I learned a microwave popcorn. Hack off the interwebs. When you make your microwave popcorn, before you open, you know how it kind of opens a little bit at the top after you pop it, turn it upside down with it still close, shake it, all the unpop kernels come out. Then you open the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the guy that sued because he huffed the microwave popcorn right away and scalded his larynx?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Slow down, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No kidding. Vicki might have been stoned.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, that's very, very hot. You see that steam, my friend. We've learned a lot today, but it's time to learn more because we have Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Tell me more.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, there's a TikTok user out there who's sharing his so called fart maxing formula for producing the loudest farts.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've often been a naysayer of TikTok.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And maybe, maybe I was premature because this is important info.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fart maxing, Josh, is the pursuit of creating the loudest, smelliest and most impressive fart possible.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at God when he just.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate the fart word. I despise it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Alan Lynn first went viral for his video that explains his fart maxing formula, which is when fiber and gut fermentation is greater than digestive speed. He goes on to suggest several food items to deliver explosive doses of rapidly fermentable fiber into the gut paired with carbonated Fluid to speed transit for your gas.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's a scientist.

[Josh Arnold]

So is he just eating bowls of shredded wheat and kimchi covered in 7Up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

His menu includes one liquid salad pouch, three hard boiled eggs, one bottle of Topo Chico, one green banana, one cup of cooked black beans, three raw garlic cloves.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

In another video, Mr. Lin tests his fart max formula on himself and then measures the loudness of his resulting flatulence when clocked at 93 decibels, which is about the size or sound of a lawnmower.

[Tom Griswold]

That's 93 decibels. That's big. That's approaching concert volume.

[Jeff Oskay]

According to the fart factor index, which there is apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Calculated by frequency, acoustic blast, and social fallout.

[Josh Arnold]

Acoustic blast, social fallout.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Lin's fart hacked up a score of 83, meaning his gas was extreme but survivable.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Oh, God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who in the world does this?

[Josh Arnold]

This is magnificent.

[Chick McGee]

I found here. If you take a Slim Jim from our little refrigerator, a Slim Jim, hard boiled egg, one of the cheddar cheeses, Mountain Dew. It creates a nauseous, noxious. Yeah, yeah, It's. There's a reason I keep my door closed after hours.

[Josh Arnold]

You sit in there with it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, there. There's been times I've had to flee, but I shut the door so it doesn't waft into Jason's office.

[Tom Griswold]

So, your own brand?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes there have been times where your own brand I can turn on.

[Jeff Oskay]

You sure?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad that this. By the way, this viral video is being released now that school's out, because, you know, little Jimmy's gonna go. Mom, could you pack me a lunch?

[Josh Arnold]

The meal doesn't sound great.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the key probably is the black beans and the hard boiled eggs.

[Pat Godwin]

That's actually too true. The black beans.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a liquid salad pouch?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know either. Like. Like a greens. Like one of those green.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe the ag one.

[Tom Griswold]

Green.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the raw garlic cloves, do they cause gas or is that an odor? Well, I bet all of it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I. I've got a little more about this guy. This is hard to believe. Guess who his assistant is aiding him in this process.

[Josh Arnold]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

His mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. All right. Is she a doctor? A scientist.

[Jeff Oskay]

David Rush. That would have been a good guess.

[Tom Griswold]

When it was time to measure the so called social fallout, his mother gave him a score of five, saying it's pretty loud, but not something I haven't smelled before. I see his final calculations. 26 episodes of Flatulence per hour for a frequency score of 10. And then a so called maximum acoustic blast of 93 decibels. As was mentioned, that's 10 points on the sound scale. So altogether his score was a 25, which.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a picture of this guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm desperately trying to find one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Curious now from the. I'm guessing from the way he spells his name, he'd be an Asian fella, wouldn't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what, what is his name?

[Jeff Oskay]

Alan Lynn. A L, I, N? L I, N. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And he is. Yeah, Here, here, there's a. Here's a photograph.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would think he would be Asian.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not kidding, he's dressed as a ninja.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Is he like a fart ninja?

[Tom Griswold]

Looks very serious. You know, forget about waterboarding. Waterboarding? We got Alan to come in, he'll make him talk. Wow. And of course he. He does the trick that we saw recently on that show where the guy puts the baby powder.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Squirts the baby powder in his rear. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Methane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So when it comes out. Yeah. There's a photograph of him from the back and it's this enormous cloud of. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, your son Is what, 14?

[Tom Griswold]

14. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Your place must be fairly flatulent.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's. He's pretty open.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you and he try to outdo each other?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't do anything in front of him or at home. You won't just go, hey, I don't think it's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. But when he does it, does he think it's funny?

[Pat Godwin]

He thinks it's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he often do it near you?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right near me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He will wake me up. He'll come in the bed. Oh, yeah, he's. He thinks it's real funny.

[Chick McGee]

My youngest daughter will come and back up against my leg so I can feel it.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

I get no respect.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that is. Your son ever figured out. Has he ever figured out how to deliver the noxious load into your CPAP machine?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, but that would be a heck of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Give him that idea.

[Pat Godwin]

No, but he better not find that's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that could happen daily.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what took him out? Well, would appear to be.

[Christy Lee]

You know those inflatable dinosaurs that people wear? It's like it has a fan in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's. There is a viral video of somebody backing up to the vent of it and letting go. And then you just see the hands and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Pat Godwin]

All Jimmy has to do is take that little hose. It's a little click thing comes off.

[Josh Arnold]

Do not even let it F. Because.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't say the fart word. F in the hose.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And it would be all over.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

It would be very easy to pull off.

[Josh Arnold]

You hate the word fart.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you use instead?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't use anything. I don't like anything.

[Christy Lee]

You don't acknowledge that it happens.

[Pat Godwin]

I grew up in a family that thought it was real funny. My mom and I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to say rip ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's rough on the ears.

[Josh Arnold]

You rip ass.

[Christy Lee]

The butt trumpet.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like toot, though. That. That grosses me.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't like that.

[Josh Arnold]

That isn't sweet.

[Christy Lee]

What a grandma church lady says.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, women say too.

[Chick McGee]

Why do women's farts always smell stale like you guys have been. It smells like a musk.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they've been. They've been holding them. Okay, as long, as long as possible. And finally it's either this or my eyes blow out. I'm gonna have to let it go.

[Christy Lee]

That's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

My. I don't. The last woman fart I smelled was my niece. And she farts like a cabbage eating trucker. How old is she, boy? Nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's funny. And whenever I'm with her and she does it, people who do you think they assume did it. Yeah, not her. She's all too. And she's all too happy to go along with that ruse.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's like. It's like blaming the dog. Everyone's bad. You have to go get the dog. Bring him into the room in case anybody comes in. Yeah. Can you believe that.

[Josh Arnold]

Man? Dog gas is a special smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. That's a whole different level. I got up and got out of bed the other day because I assumed that there was some kind of a pile in the room. And I realized and I looked at Mr. Fletcher, the dog. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I know. Then you gotta wonder, okay, what did he eat? Because his normal diet, this does not happen. And yeah, just that kind of eye watering. The room starts spinning. My aunt called them fanny burps.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fanny burps?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

That means something very different in English.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, I thought the fanny was the front. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be a cf. That's the name of a friend of mine, by the way, an artist. See you from Johnson okay, don't. Don't think too hard. It'll come to you eventually. Right now I want to say hi to our friends at Raycon.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the harsher version of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the perfect gift for Father's Day? I've got it right here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Raycon earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. I'll play the Raycon earbuds. There's a couple things about them that I like. First of all, if you get those bright colors, people can see you've got them in. So if you're walking your dog and someone comes up and starts talking to you, you kind of move your head this way. They go, oh, I see. He's enjoying something other than me talking. The Raycon earbuds. Also, besides fitting in your ear, they'll stay in your ear. They have different sizes of. What are they called? Christie gel somethings.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're gel tips.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. That's the word. Gel tips. So that you get the size that's right for you. They'll stay in there. The sound, of course, is amazing. It's great. And these things are half the price of those little white ones that keep falling out of your ear. They don't look as pretentious. Let's face it. Raycon earbuds, 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity. I'll say it again, 32 hour battery life. They also have a quick charge function. If you've been a bad boy and haven't charged them, you can put them on the thing for 10 minutes. You'll have a quick 90 minutes of battery power, enough for that walk with your dog. Active noise cancellation, of course, and a variety of. They're called vibrant colors. You're gonna love the Raycon earbuds. So much. So they guarantee it, a 30 day happiness guarantee. So not only is your life gonna be better, you're gonna be happy. Well, I was miserable until I started listening to this great music with my Raycon earbuds. Go to buyraycon.com tom 15% off today on Raycon's bestselling everyday Earbuds. And by the way, the perfect Father's Day gift. Do it today. Buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom. Raycon, of course, is R A Y C O N by raycon.com Tom thank you very much. Coming up, today in history, very exciting day in history.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

And also we have a great story about Lawrence Welk, the. The late band leader. Do you know who Lawrence Welk was?

[Christy Lee]

No, not at all.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good answer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever ride an elevator in the 80s?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure I was on one at one point. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Going up or down. That probably had some Lawrence Welk music.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that elevator music kind of thing. We're gonna hear from Mr. Welk and why he's famous. Coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker has joined us later on.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be joining A bad attitude today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't. I don't think she has a bad attitude at all.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got her barf bucket, the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff. Oscar is there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby later on, as I was saying, we'll be joined by Ali Breen. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Learned a lot in the last few days.

[Jeff Oskay]

What'd you learn?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see now. We've covered so many different things. We. We learned that. Let's see the quiz. For the last week, the Knicks fired their coach, a guy who.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Rebuilt the team. They didn't do that bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe he's done. He rebuilt the team, and now it's that it's built. He can leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, I think, the most important thing I learned this week because I'd never thought of it before, but it strikes me as being so interesting. And then this does not apply to Ms. Hooker because her family has barf buckets. Whenever I would get sick and my mom would give me that stainless steel, the popcorn. And that was the thing we served popcorn in.

[Josh Arnold]

And I sure wish Dyke had said nothing about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. Now we're gonna hear about it for the rest of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing, Josh. This is an important revelation for me because it's so true, and yet I'd never thought it was right in front of our faces this whole time. We'd never thought of it.

[Christy Lee]

No, you had thought of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My kids were just talking about it the other day. They were all, why did you do that? I go, well, because we do popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, it was something that was new, and I thought it was really a profound revelation.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever grabbed anything to use and you misjudged the volume?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Not for. Not for that, but for other things. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I have. I travel in the travel bag that I take with us on the Road. When we do live shows, I have the ones that you get from the emergency room where it's got the hard circular top and plastic and it just kind of drops down. And I keep them in my travel bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's barfing on our trips?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Aren't those just in case? All right, how do you get it?

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

It's as big as.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, but you can get your mouth in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you get your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Should we get monogram barf bags?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think you should get.

[Christy Lee]

Fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People would love it. After the show, signing a monogram barf back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a framed photo in my basement of. I'm not kidding. Of barf bags from airlines across the world.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

How strange. It's got like. Remember that thing? We had it. We had a copy of it in here.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I also learned this week that there's a 200 year old condom on display at a museum in Holland. I learned that there's a guy that had several dozen pool floats that he stole to have inner intimate relations with. That struck me as being a little weird. And one of them, by the way, was of Shaq.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of Shaq. It's a Shaq branded lounger. I'll look it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a lot different.

[Christy Lee]

I'll lounge on it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you had the new shackaroni pizza?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

I have a little collection of shack things in my office.

[Jeff Oskay]

She sure does.

[Pat Godwin]

She does.

[Christy Lee]

I have a cookbook and. And Aces found me. He has these gummy candies that Ace has given me. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can suck on Shaq.

[Tom Griswold]

A little shack attack.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I bet that makes the jaw sore, big fella.

[Christy Lee]

You see a couple days to recover.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We learned that Mount Aetna is erupting.

[Josh Arnold]

You know. Is this a new segment you're trying out?

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Okay. Here's the shack. Inflatable. It's like. It's not what. I know.

[Christy Lee]

It's not what I. No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just.

[Christy Lee]

Can't make out with that kind of.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just kind of a big floaty with Shaq on it. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, the guy's obviously looking at it while he does whatever he does.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I want like a life size jack. I mean, inflatable shack.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy. Once again, he was arrested. I imagine when he's in prison, he'll be Getting the. Probably having a nice friendly relationship with a fellow that looks much like Shaq.

[Jeff Oskay]

Odds are then he just lays on Shaq and he may.

[Tom Griswold]

He may be having. All right, Jack, never mind.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought we were doing history. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. We learned that there was a possum trying to cross the Mackinac Bridge, and I got a nice letter. You asked me what I learned. I'm just telling you.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I asked you.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a nice letter.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Please tell Tom writes Dan. There's a live camera from the Riviera Motel in Mackinaw City.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Pointing at the Mackinac Bridge.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy. Anytime Tom wants to quote, get some wood, he can. Okay, so it's a live cam. I'm have to check that out. I love those. Don't you like that? Every once in a while you look at a live cam of a place you like to go and, oh, look, there's things going on right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, look.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a boat going out in the harbor. I wish I were doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Oh, my gosh, Tom, you don't daydream at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never done that, but I get the appeal. Hey, I wonder what's happening at the. Yeah, you know, this certain area of the Ozarks or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's the marina. Everything's cool. Yeah, looking good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bridge cam. Oh, it's raining in Mackinac right now. It looks terrible. Dreary.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ruin it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you should tape it.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch the sunny day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, click. You click on Mackinac Bridge. Sunny days, the waters are calm. Time to move forward.

[Jeff Oskay]

Barely see the bridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's check in with Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Jeff Oskay]

Lawrence Welk didn't have a flush toilet where he grew up. The visitors to his. Because it was 1800s.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have to explain to Ms. Hooker, Lawrence, most of our audience.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not just me.

[Tom Griswold]

This Lawrence Welk. When you were a kid. When I was a kid, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When I was a kid, he was dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was a dead. It'd be like there are only three channels that it'd be Sunday afternoon and raining, and you turn the TV on. That was the only thing that was on. And it was just really crappy music.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was a band leader, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Big band guy. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. He was a big band at his television show in the 50s.

[Tom Griswold]

Very thick accent. I'm gonna play. Play a little bit of it for you. This is from a museum.

[Josh Arnold]

Lots of bubbles.

[Tom Griswold]

This was recorded. Yeah, I thought on wax, but Here, here. And you'll hear him do the intro.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boys, let's shuffle off to Buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

One and two.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S. You get the idea.

[Josh Arnold]

And wooden. The lyrics. Couldn't you sing along with a bouncing ball Sometimes?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fred Armisen would do this on snl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And for summer. He had a very thick accent, a very long baton.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of accent is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he should be hiding out in Brazil accent.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's interesting because he was. He grew up in North Dakota.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I think he may. I think he was first generation. He came over.

[Josh Arnold]

He had to have been. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lawrence Welk didn't have a flush toilet where he grew up, but visitors to his childhood home in rural North Dakota now do the bandleader's childhood home.

[Josh Arnold]

Visitors to his childhood home.

[Chick McGee]

Absurd steps.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second, though. It gets. It has a huge number of visitors.

[Jeff Oskay]

The latest step in the State Historical Society of North Dakota's nearly completed goal of installing flush toilets at its dozen most popular staffed sites. The most recent success, with the final three planned to be completed, soon come before the unveiling of a statue of Welk at a site that draws fans who recall the Lawrence Welk show, which ran, of course, on TV for decades, starting in the 1950s.

[Pat Godwin]

He talks about it sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

He does?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I took a wanna and a tour.

[Tom Griswold]

He was famous, Ms. Hooker. He would go awana. Does he say it on this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of off mic, but he says it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boys, let's shuffle off to Buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

One and two and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, always the end.

[Christy Lee]

But where's he from?

[Jeff Oskay]

North Dakota.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean where did he. Where did his family immigrate from?

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like Austria.

[Christy Lee]

You think so? I don't know. I can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It said he passed away in Santa Monica at the age of 89. God, you would never think of. He'd be living in a really cool place like Santa.

[Josh Arnold]

He was probably rich.

[Christy Lee]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he.

[Christy Lee]

89. So what year did he die?

[Tom Griswold]

Not too. Not too long ago.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not true.

[Pat Godwin]

25 years.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it has to have been a while ago, right? No, 92.

[Pat Godwin]

That's 35 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

[Tom Griswold]

And his. His biography, his autobiography is called Wonderful, Wonderful, spelled W U N N E R, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a fascinating read.

[Christy Lee]

Did he have guests or did he just play?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, yeah. And he had like. Was it Myron Florian was the orchestra.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he had his own dancers, singer. And the only reason I know so much about the show is because when I started my little baby TV career, I had to run the Lawrence Welk show on Saturday afternoons or Sunday afternoons or whatever day it was.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh, did I miss the amount of visitors he. Tom said it's a surprising story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I was. I was doing some of.

[Christy Lee]

The surprising amount.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that there's any.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's the surprising amount.

[Josh Arnold]

Lawrence Welk was German.

[Christy Lee]

German.

[Josh Arnold]

His parents were German immigrants from Russia. So that is. So that it kind of explains. It's a German slash Russian accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ludwig and Christina Welk. He was born in 1903. So. But again, this was. It was in. It was one of the only shows on TV on a Saturday. And it's still out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I'm embarrassed. We're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Can we please.

[Tom Griswold]

But you can go to his place and as Pat says, have a. Wanna even a tour on as a toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Now I want to know the number of visitors. You said it was a surprising number.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a second. I'm looking up something else.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe there's any.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll look it up for you.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it's an accident. They just show up.

[Chick McGee]

They have to push them all in. They all come off of a van.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Too short. That says Shady Acres on the side.

[Pat Godwin]

They were sort of infamous for a while. One of the last shows. This is not a joke, okay?

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

This is not a joke. One of the last shows. They were infamous because they did the song One Toke over the line.

[Josh Arnold]

That was on Lawrence Wel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The nice couple.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the couple.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen that video. Yeah. Where? They clearly have no idea. It's no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

It's about kind of a biblical tune, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything was. It was kind of that Pat Boone whitewashing of everything.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Utterly removed of soul and feel.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of accordion stuff, you know. Of course, the best sound accordion can make.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

When it hits the banjo in the dumpster?

[Chick McGee]

I remember my grandparents dancing in the living room to Lawrence Welk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's just three sheets to the wind.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't find how many colors.

[Tom Griswold]

And I want us. I don't have it here. I think. What didn't they call it the champagne music maker or something? He had the bubbles and he had all the bubbles. This was a. When I was little, this was for people that were already almost Dead already.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

You just gotta go with it.

[Jeff Oskay]

While I was researching that. Yeah, the story that he didn't give me, that we're not talking about. McDonald's has announced snack wraps return July 10th.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you gotta. You gotta really prioritize. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You really have to pay attention. We are missing.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot where I was. Gosh, forgive me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fan favorite item returns after nine years. What?

[Josh Arnold]

I expect long lines at the drive thru.

[Tom Griswold]

Today.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it today?

[Jeff Oskay]

July 10th.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can't wait till they're lining up.

[Pat Godwin]

Now that's a Thursday night.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. This is the. The snack wrap is. This is. The McRib. Returns a lot more often than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, no, the McRib is an annual snack wrap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hasn't been around for this.

[Josh Arnold]

Has been off menu.

[Pat Godwin]

And they were delicious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they were so good. That barbecue chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like the ranch one.

[Christy Lee]

I think I like the ranch.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Ranch improves anything except Lawrence.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry I had the number of tourists. I can't seem to find it. It was huge.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't find it.

[Josh Arnold]

Zero.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Six people would be huge.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you're relatively.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a. There's a. There's a drawing of a huge crew installing the toilet.

[Jeff Oskay]

A dry. There's a picture. Actually, it's not a drawing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a photograph. I thought it was a very accurate rendition.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

It just keeps getting worse.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhere. I hope. I know there is a person on this staff setting up a circle of chairs in a meeting room.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's just.

[Josh Arnold]

We got 15. We got to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The number of workers. 23,000. No. Oh, wait. No, that's not it. Never mind.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not in the story. Dom. I already read it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. It was in another story that I had.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was huge. I mean, it generates hundreds of thousands of dollars. Wait a minute. Did you find it? All right, here we go. It seems someone has actually found it.

[Pat Godwin]

They have the names of the visitors.

[Josh Arnold]

This will be a quick read.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone who visited the Lawrence Welk Museum.

[Jeff Oskay]

While there is no precise annual visitor count publicly available because it's too embarrassing to print, visitor numbers have declined significantly since the early 1990s.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they are passing away.

[Pat Godwin]

Even the kids.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's dropped to about 500.

[Josh Arnold]

500? And he said it was astronomical.

[Tom Griswold]

You won't believe a year.

[Christy Lee]

In Tom's defense, that's way more than I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S more than one a Day.

[Josh Arnold]

You more than one a day.

[Tom Griswold]

So. No, of course they have to, of course they have to install a toilet. I'm sure they probably charge a couple of bucks to get in.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are they installing a toilet when most of the visitors are wearing diapers.

[Tom Griswold]

And you didn't want to do the story? You bastard.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a daily counter on the visitors too. That's a one up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I never get to say a three.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if I did to some of the Ray game, it's just some guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Standing at the door blowing bubbles on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, can you see? Jason, see if you can find them doing one toke over the line. The Brewer and Shipley Classic with Lawrence Welk. I, I, that's a must here.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a sweet older couple. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

And then, you know, they're just coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Up, some of them, and they had, they did have some young people that were, you know, unbelievably non hip for that era. You know, it's 1971 and they look like they just walked out of the 40s.

[Jeff Oskay]

They parody this on, on SNL a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the main joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One and a two. Well, it's time for a break.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

If you like a little Java House. Hey, Lawrence, I got a decaffer for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazingly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Say, I've got some bubbles. You could put bubbles in your Java House.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's right, because, you know, let's face it, Java House doesn't. They don't just do coffee and tea. Are you kidding me? They have energy drinks. They have hydration drinks. Perhaps if I had one, I'd be more hydrated, would be able to speak and think. I doubt it, but I'll try Java House. What's this right here? Oh, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so good.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T let me not do today in history because it's a really good day. Yesterday, not so much today, big time.

[Jeff Oskay]

That has to be next break.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And if I don't urinate, this is going to be a marina. But this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oscar Ace Cosby and me, Josh Arnold are all here under the tutelage of Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to get to today in history. Sorry, I'm trying to do six things at once. Well, we know I can't do one thing. Just remind me to do today in history. Okay?

[Christy Lee]

Right. Hey, Tom, do today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we can't because we have to do this law as well.

[Christy Lee]

Swear to God.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you give me just a quick update in the Lawrence well did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not have a flush toilet growing up, but his childhood family home now does because the State Historical Society of North Dakota has completed their goal of installing flush toilets in his home.

[Pat Godwin]

This is like a hostage statement.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

I feel like reading it against your will.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. I want you to. I want you to listen to this. All right. Real quick. Great song. Remember this one?

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know it because you. I heard it here.

[Tom Griswold]

Band called Brewer and Shipley. Ms. Hooker, pay attention here now. Okay. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Ruin Shipley one toke over the line.

[Josh Arnold]

Waiting for the train to go home sweet Mary. There's a lot of biblical references.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So you might miss the.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. And for a while they claimed it was about throwing tokens at the subway.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not smoking pot too much.

[Pat Godwin]

One puff over the line.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is Lawrence Welk's Band. We were talking about Mr. Welk, born was it 1903. And the really sanitized versions of everything. Really unhip and arrhythmic, if you will. This is his version, see? And they're. They're saying it like it's a song about Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're a sweet couple who just. They don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Their teeth. Their teeth look like white neon. You know, they're very, very clean.

[Christy Lee]

And this aired.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we have.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't realize what that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Mildly amusing anecdote.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, how's history?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to tell you now. Okay, you talked me into it. I have to have the music or I can't get in the mood.

[Jeff Oskay]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll like this one, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Henry Ford drove his first automobile behind his house in Detroit on this date in 1896. Do you know what it was called?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it the model a Model T?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, the F149. No, it was called. Oddly enough, it wasn't even called an automobile or a car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Was it called a horseless carriage?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was referred to as that. It was actually. He called it a quadricycle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah, I remember hearing that somewhere. The quadricycle, which. It makes sense. There are four wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it just. It's such an odd word.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Actually, I was just thinking, you know, the quadricycle. It sounds like if the four ladies who work here were all synced up.

[Christy Lee]

It happens.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what. It's a tampon explosion in the other building. That's the quadricycle. A friend of ours was at the following event. I was not there. I had friends that were there. In 1974, Cleveland Municipal Stadium, they did Ten Cent Beer Night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that was legendary.

[Tom Griswold]

The then Cleveland Indians baseball team had to forfeit the game because fans became unruly and stormed the field. You want to know why?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

10 cent beer night. God, do the math. Really. It did not end well. Now there's another. The sequel to that. You remember this one? It was Lansing. The Lansing lug nuts. They did Ten Cent Weed Night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And people sat there for 13 hours listening to gems. Just awesome. There's a game going on. Who cares? They're playing the Grateful Dead. This is interesting. In 1976, the so called Gig that Changed the World.

[Jeff Oskay]

Anybody know who played Gig that Changed the World?

[Tom Griswold]

It was in Manchester, England, in 1976.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was 16. Peter Frampton?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

David Bowie.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. It was the Sex Pistols 76. And the famous story is that in the audience There were 40 people, including Morrissey, two guys from the Buzzcocks, two guys from Joy Division, and Mark E. Smith from the Fall. It's known as the day the punk era began.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So I never got. It never really took off in the States. The Sex Pistols got no airplay for a good reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm a fan of all that stuff. I like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I like punk.

[Tom Griswold]

The alternate headline, the gig that stopped guitarists from thinking they needed to know more than two chords on a lighter note. 1984, Born in the USA released by Bruce Springsteen. On a not so light note. Tiananmen Square massacre. 1989. Anyone?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we all know what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Tough day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for the memories.

[Tom Griswold]

Schwinn versus Tank. Tank win. Happy birthday to the great actor Bruce Dern.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. But also he's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Love, love, Bruce Dern.

[Chick McGee]

What was he in for us? Who don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Nebraska.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd recognize him right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's an older man, Nebraska. And once upon a time in Hollywood.

[Tom Griswold]

But King of Marvin Gard with Jack.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Coming home. You probably recognize American Vet movie. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Great actor. Keith David, born in 19.

[Josh Arnold]

Another great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to be confused with David Keith, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Keith David was the black dude in There's Something about Mary during the Wieners. Oh, yeah, the Franks and beans. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And David Keith is the guy from what, Top Gun? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, Officer Gentleman. Yeah, David, he's got that. James. Keith David has the James Earl Jones esque pipes. I love this. Next fact. 1969, the very fine comedian and actor Horatio Sands.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like him too.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely true fact, he was in an improv group.

[Josh Arnold]

I did improv with him.

[Tom Griswold]

And when he got out, when he left the group to go to Saturday Night Live, they changed the name of the group to Sans Horatio. Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we did improv together at a Del Close festival. It was. He was. He was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow, you guys did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was like a bunch of people from around the country and we ended up doing a scene together, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who Horatio was, Christy? No, he was kind of heavy set, but he lost a bunch of weight. Had kind of like an hourglass figure and they used to say, ah, you may have known Sands. The Sands through the Hourglass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. He and Fallon would break each other up a lot.

[Christy Lee]

All the time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, friend of the show. TJ Miller had a couple of issues there, but he's a very funny guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I know who this guy is. Horatio Sanders.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great. He's terrific. Okay, that pretty much covers it. And we've covered Lawrence Welka and two times. And we're done with Lawrence Welk until it's his birthday again. More than 500 visitors a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And they spent how many lives?

[Jeff Oskay]

They spent thousands to put.

[Tom Griswold]

They spent like 100 grand to put a toilet in his house.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think it was 100 grand. I think that was all of the sites in the whole state of North Dakota.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not just in his boyhood.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be insane.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would be insane even by today's price.

[Tom Griswold]

And to put a toilet in, they got to cook it up to the sewer. Hell, a permit.

[Chick McGee]

Install a bubble machine in the bathroom.

[Jeff Oskay]

A friend of mine, it's on septic.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine is hooking up A friend of mine is hooking up a permit to a house. Yeah, I mean, so he's hooking up a sewer. The permit was more than 10 grand. That's the permit. And you still gotta dig it and put the pipe in.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm well aware of this 10 grand.

[Tom Griswold]

The building permit was 28,000.

[Pat Godwin]

I can dig it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can dig it.

[Pat Godwin]

I can.

[Tom Griswold]

He can dig it. She can dig it. We can dig it. We can dig the fact that we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom Fix 24. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Correction coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee is at the Psylac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's at her at his.

[Pat Godwin]

Rather I'm at her side.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you. Always keyboard and guitar there. Jessica Alsman has joined us.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay's there. Hi, Buddy Cosby's at the controls. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the Lawrence welcome in North Dakota, but they've just installed a toilet for the first time and you are mocking it because it only had had approximately 500 visitors annually. Not the only reason we're mocking, apparently. It's they now estimate increasing attendance to up to a thousand people a year.

[Jeff Oskay]

A year. By putting in a toilet, they're going to get a thousand people.

[Chick McGee]

So three people a day.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that wild?

[Tom Griswold]

There's to be somebody there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that place I promise you that place is open Monday to Wednesday, 11am.

[Jeff Oskay]

To 1pm they said it was staffed. That's why they put a toilet there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, staffed. You know, it has to be. It can be staffed for two hours a day and be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's open. God, Josh. It's open Thursdays through Sundays, 10 to 5.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Offering insights into 20th century prairie life. So you Lawrence Welk fans, if. Wow. I'll bet. I imagine have.

[Chick McGee]

Have you have your health assistant push you over there, check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

I guarantee they had to widen some walls and put a ramp in. Okay, I'm so sorry. Let's move forward here. Coming up, it'll be Sexy time with Ali Breen, but right now it's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Jeff Oskay]

An only fans model is sharing some of the more unusual custom requests she receives from her subscribers. A 35 year old Ms. Alex Lynx says she creates what she calls crazy custom videos ranging from role play as a magic genie to performing in imaginary quicksand. One man paid for a 20 minute video of her simply measuring her nose and noted, quote, I was not even naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

In another request, a customer mailed her giant balloons and asked her to inflate and bounce on them inside her living room. Guarantee you she was probably naked on that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. I mean, maybe the guy just wants the anticipation of are they gonna pop or not?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Ms. Link says she views the content as a form of performance art, adding, quote, you can't really put a price on that kind of experience. By the way, she charges between 720 $500 for five minutes of custom footage, depending on the request.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh. I would do it like $5. That's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

You're leaving money on the table then custom, bad acting.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I failed as an actress, so now I will perform for you. Send your request.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, one guy must have had a nose fetish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but 20 minutes of just measuring. Measuring her nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was. It wasn't. It was 20 minutes of. Yeah, not the balloons.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was the nose measuring.

[Jess Hooker]

So does she have to like, do the nostril holes?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, probably.

[Jeff Oskay]

The whole thing was on Real Sex once. I saw videos about that. Yeah, well, that's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, do the. Do they pop?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sometimes. That's the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Wild.

[Jeff Oskay]

They want them to pop.

[Chick McGee]

Does Ms. Lynx spell her name with three X's?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but.

[Tom Griswold]

L, Y, N, X. Wow, that is so weird. But I mean, that's the whole point of the story, is that people ask for crazy things, and she'll do them if the price is right, you know, in a way.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, is it good that there's an outlet for some of the more niche fetishes?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the Smash fetish where, like, the girls will sit on a cake?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, Boy, no, I, I, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That'S a big thing.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They'll get, like, a birthday cake and put on a thong and sit down on the cake.

[Josh Arnold]

They just want to smoosh it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How, how fascinating. Yeah. What happened when that person was four? Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She has to fart to blow out the candles first.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And this woman is very attractive. Really something kind of an exotic look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, what's exotic mean?

[Tom Griswold]

She's got the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there she.

[Tom Griswold]

Puffy lips.

[Jeff Oskay]

She doesn't look exotic.

[Jess Hooker]

She's bushy.

[Josh Arnold]

She's the opposite of exotic. She is a Barbie.

[Chick McGee]

She's exotic to Tom because she has a shape.

[Jeff Oskay]

She has boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I'm looking at a different photograph. She's got those big, puffy. Those big puffy lips.

[Josh Arnold]

If you were looking at her negative.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe that would be injections in the lips, basically, and maybe a boob job.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's very voluptuous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See? And the photograph I have there, she's wearing an overcoat. I can't tell. But, yeah, I would say she's got kind of an exotic appeal. Okay, but I mean, in other words, she's not, you know, just some dogs measuring her nose.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, she doesn't, I guess she doesn't have, like, this dog face. My dog has a very. Most of the. Both of them have relatively long snouts, little noses.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And my golden retriever gets very upset if I mention how big his nose is. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. He goes, stop it. But being around me is his favorite thing, by the way. Yeah. No, So, I mean, 20 minutes. Yeah, it says 20 minutes measuring my nose. And I, as Christy says, I wasn't even naked.

[Josh Arnold]

2500 bones for a, you know, on the other. On the high end of the custom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, boy, oh, boy, a lot of money. But she says in this article. Yeah, you read the quote. Ms. Link says you can't really put a price in that experience. But she does.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that's the thing. If you're that specific in your fetish, you will pay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. Because you can't get that anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a letter from a listener. His name is Jim. They're friendly radio folks And Tom, about 10 years ago, I was a pizza delivery guy in Pennsylvania. Every weekend I would have at least a few deliveries to the local elderly living high rise.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

As I would walk through the hallway to the apartment I was delivering to, you could hear the Lawrence Welk show blaring full volume from nearly every doorway. All the old folks watching at the same time. I thought it was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it will be doing the same thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, we won't.

[Tom Griswold]

Down the road, it'll just be a different show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Saturday Night Live reruns.

[Tom Griswold]

You think it'll be Mick jagger celebrating his 100th birthday with Keith. It's coming up. It's coming up. How did you stay alive? Well, now we're going to play some music for you. This is called Start me up. That's the viagra.

[Jeff Oskay]

Speaking of 100, the iconic Goodyear blimp turning 100. To celebrate the company sending its airships on a centennial flight over Ohio. The Akron based Goodyear tire and Rubber Company, commemorating the anniversary of its very first blimp named Pilgrim, which took its maiden voyage June 3, 1925, just outside the city of Akron. The early airship launched what would become a legendary aerial advertising and aviation legacy, with Goodyear blimps becoming staples of sporting events, parades and pop culture for generations. Goodyear, by the way, has operated more than 300 airships over the past century, evolving from early helium filled vessels to today's high tech semi rigid airships.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like I'm in a fourth grade class and somebody did a report on blimps.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over 15 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the 100th birthday. Don't you love seeing the blimp?

[Jess Hooker]

I like history.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but when you're driving down the street, don't you go look, it's the Goodyear blimp.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure don't. No, no, I'm not mad at you, but my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Think it's a cultural icon.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you guys, did you ride in the blimp before that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I have ridden in the Goodyear blimp.

[Jess Hooker]

That's so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I have peed in the Goodyear blimp.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a restroom up there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a funnel and a hose. Oh, and it's pretty high. So it for the most part dissipates before it hits.

[Jeff Oskay]

For the most part, evil people like Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? I'd rather be pissed on than sit here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, for $150. That's my normal fee.

[Jess Hooker]

$10 over here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get a discount.

[Tom Griswold]

No, 200 if I do it from the ladder. That way I'm getting more of a splash. I think I just. I love the good. I love all that stuff. It was exciting going to a game and you see the Goodyear blimp.

[Jess Hooker]

It would fly over our house sometimes, you know, going to wherever it needs to go. And we'd all get excited. It's like, come on out, kids.

[Tom Griswold]

And being on it was really. Was really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because then you. You grew up in like a week in the country.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There's bean fields and cornfields.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. And when you. When you go to the thing, you go to this giant airfield and it's, you know, tethered down. It is enormous. Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Give rides to the public. Like, can you buy a ticket to get on this?

[Tom Griswold]

I think, I think you can. For certain, certain charities I think we'll offer it. But I really, I. It was just so cool. And I highly recommend, if you ever get a chance to do. It's kind of. It's kind of like being in a sailboat, but you're way up in the sky.

[Josh Arnold]

We are listening to a madman.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never been in a sailboat either, so I'm very excited. Like, tell me more. Oh, I know. I haven't lived.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you haven't. It's so sad. We've got. Coming up. We're going to be talking with our friends from the world of sexuality.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ah, finally something that's in our realm.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Lawrence. Lawrence, welcome by all accounts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, threw it out there.

[Josh Arnold]

A true Coxman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And it went from both North Dakota to South Dakota. This guy was, oh, really gifted. Right now, I want to say hello to our friends at Simplisafe. Simplisafe. We've got it right here in our studios. What I'm talking about are those cameras over there and out front as well, so we can see what's going on all around the building. As a matter of fact, Simplisafe is the home security system and the office security system. You should look into, by the way. Once again, voted number one in customer service by Newsweek in USA Today and voted number one by CNET as the best home security system. You can install it yourself. You pick what you want, what you want to have alarmed, and you can do it yourself or you can have one of their technicians do it for you. They also have something new called Active Guard Outdoor Protection, using AI powered cameras hooked up with monitoring agents that can detect suspicious activity around your property. Get all the details by visiting Simplisafetom. And by the way, today you can claim 50% off a new system if you get that professional monitoring plan. And by the way, you'll also get your first month of that for free. Those plans start at about a buck a day. So find out all about SimpliSafe. There is a 60 day money back guarantee. Just visit simplisafetom.com and remember, there's no safe like SimpliSafe. Coming up, it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Alsman has joined us.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay is across the way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Ace Cosby. Hi, I'm Josh Arnold and Tom Moa. We may or may not get hooked up eventually with Ali Breen. We're waiting to hear. Regards. In regards to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have an important letter here.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to you, Jessica.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the I ran this by the other Jess and she didn't get it, didn't understand it. Josh doesn't think it's interesting. I found that absolutely fascinating. Our guest yesterday, Dyke Sanders.

[Josh Arnold]

Dyke Michaels.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Harry Sanders, Dyke Michaels.

[Tom Griswold]

He was really funny. I really liked him. I'm kidding. He's such a nice guy. But he made this observation. I just thought it was so interesting because I've lived my whole life and this happened to me and I never thought about it until just now when he mentioned it. And it is the following that when he was a kid, if he had to throw up his family, they would give him the same bowl that you get popcorn in. In my case, it was the stainless steel bowl. And that was, hey, oh, you're feeling sick quick. And you'd grab the popcorn bowl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was the experience of almost all of us. Apparently not you now.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Here's a trash can.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

And it might be the trash can full of like nasty stuff, which doesn't help when you're nauseous.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you need to puke, it does help.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, Gregory.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Gregory.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind enough to write he had a somewhat dissimilar experience. Our son woke up in the middle of the night saying he had to puke. It was dark. My wife ran into the kitchen, grabbed the first thing she came to after Vomiting, we turned on the lights. She had grabbed a colander.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

The good news, the good news. No chunks made it onto the bed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that.

[Tom Griswold]

At least you edited out the chunks. Always, always, always a bright side. Okay, let's hook up the satellite and go to New York City where we have the lovely Ally Breen and. Hi, Allie. How are you today?

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Ali Breen]

How are you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Doing well.

[Tom Griswold]

Got your big glasses on? I'm just getting used to them.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. They look great. They do look. They do look very, very nice. And the name of the show is Sexy Time, and it's all about trying to help people with their love lives and their pursuits, et cetera, et cetera. Let's just get right to our letters. What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I just found an air tag in my car dashboard. And I asked my girlfriend if she put it there and she said yes, just in case the car ever gets towed or stolen. So we know where it is. But she never told me she was doing that, so I feel like she was actually checking up on me. It makes a noise every time I get in the car, but if I didn't do that, I don't think she ever would have come clean. How big of a red flag is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know. I mean, it's hard to say whether or not she's being honest.

[Jess Hooker]

She's not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's legit. But I think she should have said something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, if it were that reason, she would have said something.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's smart to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is if you're the owner of the car.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's just your friend.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, girlfriend.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys should co. Own the tag together if that was the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even owning it just matters. Hey, by the way, I put an airtag in your car just in case it gets stolen.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I can monitor every move you make and know exactly where you are.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's a thing you can do with your cell phone anyway, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you could. If the person has it on. If you have your locations on. I don't keep mine on. But if you do, you're. Somebody can find.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. They're more than welcome.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, you can track someone else through location.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I have to agree. Find my.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I know people will do that with their kids. So they know. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't. You know, whatever, go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Who cares if the car gets stolen? Let it get stolen, you get a new car. Insurance covers it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. And that's a big warehouse.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not the dumbest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just wait.

[Jess Hooker]

We've got more times.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big warehouse of things. Not as big as mine.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd take it out, I think, if it made a noise every time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Why does it make a noise if.

[Josh Arnold]

You take it out and she throws a fit?

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't make it.

[Josh Arnold]

You probably know where she's at.

[Ali Breen]

I think it does make a noise. I know when I go near an airtag, it'll go, like, it'll chirp sometimes. Oh, I don't think it always does, but yeah, it does occasionally.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ali Breen]

I don't know. I think it's great, though, because it's literally, you can stalk someone and have plausible deniability after the fact. Like, I was just protecting you.

[Tom Griswold]

Like. No, no, but if you're going to do that, you should say to the person, I'm doing that, but. No, but as having a car stolen. I've been through that. It's. No. The insurance company doesn't just hand you a new car.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, after two weeks, they won't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. First of all, it's. In my case, it was 30 days, and you don't get as nice of a car.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I thought that Jess was right. I thought you got, like, a nicer one usually.

[Jess Hooker]

Or at least the value of your car back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great. And trust me, it's a huge pain. It's a huge pain in the ass, so. And then eventually, we found the. We did find the car and had to get a lawyer to go look at it, and it had been smashed up and there was crap everywhere, and they didn't prosecute the guys that stole it. It was fun times.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's go on to our next letter. Once again, we're speaking with Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E N. You'll find Ali Breen on your favorite social media platform. What else have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend and I just moved in together, and she has her best friend stay over all the time on the couch. I have to wake up from work earlier and I have to tiptoe through the house to make breakfast and shower, and it's a real invasion on my space. I think she'd flip out if I did the same, but she acts like I should just deal with it. Is it worth fighting over?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't necessarily agree that you. I get that you're being very polite, but you do not have to alter your schedule for this guest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You make noise. I mean, I don't mean go over the top, but just do what you normally do.

[Tom Griswold]

I was really hoping this letter would go a different direction, like a three way.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would be one direction. Not my scene. But yeah, I was thinking there'd be some kind of. It turns out she's much more interesting than my girlfriend.

[Jeff Oskay]

Falling for the friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He starts spending the night in the living room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would it be too much if I asked him to switch places?

[Ali Breen]

Well, he could test the waters. He could take Josh's advice, but just do that. Like, walk through naked. Do his normal routine. Just walk around naked. Start getting ready, in and out of the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're being a very nice person. You're being a nice person, but a guest knows that they're.

[Tom Griswold]

How imposing. After a certain amount of time, they should realize that this is not.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But some don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're. We've all experienced.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you live your life. You got to go to work. That person gets to go back to sleep free.

[Ali Breen]

At your house, play your video games.

[Jeff Oskay]

Invading your space. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. By the way, Ali Breen is also on Only Fans. A L L I B is where you find her. Ali, we had an interesting news story this morning. Christie was reading it about a. A lady that does some very specific weird. She talked about some of the weird stuff she does for serious money, including one guy paid. Was it a couple thousand bucks to have.

[Josh Arnold]

This is on Only Fans Alley to watch.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

To watch her measure her nose for 20 minutes.

[Jeff Oskay]

20 minutes. What? Measuring her nose. Not even name.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

Not even naked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

She doesn't have an unusually large. What's it called? Proboscis. Yeah. No.

[Josh Arnold]

She's just a pretty lady and the guy just wanted to know the dimensions of her nose.

[Ali Breen]

Very slow.

[Josh Arnold]

She charges for her custom. She charges 700 to $2,500 for five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

Wow. That is. The amount of money you can make on that site is amazing. I was reading they're trying to sell it and they're having a hard time. Time because of the, you know, content, which is so weird to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Ali Breen]

They must make money hand over fist. I would think anyone would want to buy that.

[Tom Griswold]

But maybe there. I don't know. God knows, maybe there's pending legislation to make fun illegal. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's true. Pornhub's pulling out of everywhere, so maybe. Yeah, maybe we're going super Puritan soon.

[Tom Griswold]

The last time we talked to you, we suggested, since you were, you were painting your condo in Florida, we suggested that you get some giant pieces of paper and put paint on your body and roll over them. People were really interested in that. Have you had a chance to try it?

[Ali Breen]

So I literally bought a bunch of white sheets because I was like, oh, I'll just do this on sheets and come put them on canvases. But then I didn't have time to actually do the painting. So when I go back, probably in like a week and a half or two weeks, I'm all game. I'm going to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can hang it up in back of where you're doing your broadcast.

[Ali Breen]

You'll see the art change in my apartment drastically.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. If you're just joining us. Hey. Hi. This is the Baba Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The segment is called Sexy Time with Allie Breen, comedian. And Allie has more letters. Go ahead, Allie.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I found condoms in my boyfriend's shaving kit. And when I asked him about it, he got mad at me for going through his bag. I was actually just trying to help out and put all of his stuff away after a business trip. And the fact that he got defensive and mad at me instead of answering my question looks pretty shady.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder why he would have the condoms.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe cheated on her.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, here's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe there's kind of only one reason. Let's say, look, there was a time where I had condoms in my shaving kit when I was on the road. If I then got a girlfriend and she said, hey, why are there condoms in your shaving kit? Oh, it was because I needed them. I don't need them now. I'll take them out, I wouldn't get mad.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a weird response.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's guilty.

[Jess Hooker]

But if you see how old those condoms are, then they should be kind of worn. Right. The outside wrapper, because they've been in there for so long. Maybe tousled versus like. Yep, fresh.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

They look, if they've been in there for a while, like, they've been in there for a while.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a. Do they have a born on date?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't think they do. They do have the expiration.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of ironic, really. Yeah. He's, he's. This guy's screwing around, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

He should just go, oh, you know what? The was a time I Needed those. I don't anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's sort of.

[Josh Arnold]

That would have been the problem, but I do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's no way this guy's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what we're suggesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Road mong.

[Josh Arnold]

His response. His response suggests he's. He's being nefarious.

[Ali Breen]

If you get defensive or you start curling a girl crazy, immediately you've done something wrong. Yeah, that's the tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to our next letter. Once again, comedian Ali Breen is our guest. What do you got, Allie?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my girl always asks advice on things, and I'm realizing that she's always just gonna do what she was gonna do anyways.

[Josh Arnold]

What you have there is a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

We literally got in a fight about.

[Josh Arnold]

This last night, and we always fight.

[Ali Breen]

Over why she bothered asking my advice at all. It's getting really frustrating. Do I need to just relax about this? Or I'm right, right? This is the worst behavior.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you. You do have to relax about this. This is every. I'm sorry, this is most women.

[Pat Godwin]

Every.

[Josh Arnold]

And you eventually learn to go. You go, here's my advice. But, honey, I want you to do what you're most comfortable with and what you think is best. Just always end it with some caveat of you don't have to take.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's really good advice. I just said, I want a divorce.

[Jess Hooker]

Which worked last night. Literally. This happened to me because I always ask. I like to ask questions and overanalyze. And Donnie goes, why does it matter what I think? You're gonna do whatever. Like, you're gonna do the opposite of whatever I say, so just do whatever you want. And I was like, well, I just wanna talk it out and analyze my own.

[Ali Breen]

That's what guys don't get. Yes, Jess is right. We just wanna talk it out. We don't actually want your advice. Do you wanna hear if you're on our side?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No.

[Josh Arnold]

But, Tom, Ali's right. That's what. That's what women want. They just.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't really want the feedback. They just want to be able to say, well, we did review it.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

And they hope that. We hope that you're going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

What we're going to do.

[Josh Arnold]

What guys want women to do, is to say, hey, I'm not interested in what you think or your advice. Just sit there and be tortured while I talk for five minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that so hard?

[Josh Arnold]

Five minutes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

This wasn't my idea, but I heard it and I've used it. It works. And when they're like, hey, we need to talk about something. It's like, do you. Do you want me to listen or do you want me to offer advice?

[Josh Arnold]

I ask that, too.

[Chick McGee]

And if they're like, I just want you to listen, then, you know Thatcher.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They're just trying to work it out, them.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't work for me because, as you know, I'm incapable of listening.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you're always giving advice without the proper input.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's often not very good. I think we've solved that one. That's a big victory for us. We have time for one more letter. Ally Breen is our guest. She's a very fine stand up comedian in New York City and she's also painting a condo in Florida. But right now she's in the city. And what have you got? Allie.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm in love with a guy who I work with. And if I ask him to go to lunch or do something after work, he's usually game. But he never asks me to do anything first. We've talked a lot and he told me he isn't dating anyone right now because he isn't over. As an ex, I think if I keep being pushy, we could get to a place where we could get together. But my friends are saying if I want someone to actually love me, I need to give them space and let them come to me. What do you guys think?

[Jeff Oskay]

He's just not into you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. Now, we're not saying that. He may not. No, I'm not even going to say that.

[Pat Godwin]

He's letting her down easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he's. He isn't as into you as you are. Him.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, before. Before Jessica says it, I'll say it. Kidnap him.

[Jess Hooker]

I was gonna just say show up at his house.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew it.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew it.

[Jess Hooker]

Look how much she thought about me. She's so thoughtful. She cares.

[Josh Arnold]

The worst thing you can do is to step on the gas here.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's saying, I'm not into my ex.

[Josh Arnold]

Off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, back off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. No guy has ever turned. No guy has ever been turned off by a girl playing it cool.

[Ali Breen]

Yes. So, yeah, that's the chance she has. If she lets him think she's not interested, maybe he'll come along. But yeah, the pushiness is not gonna go.

[Josh Arnold]

I can even give you advice, I'm sure we all could, on how to get this guy to maybe if you in earshot of him, talk with another girl about a date you had. And even if it's made up, just talk about how You. Hey, I really. This guy was really funny. And I think we probably are going to see each other again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mm.

[Jess Hooker]

That would work.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy that you're interested in is gonna do one of two things, and it'll tell you either way. He'll. He will either do nothing, which means he was never really into you, or he will ask you out in a half hour. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But if it's at work and like, someone's a boss of the other person, that could be an issue as well. Like, maybe he's like, I don't want to get involved with someone at work.

[Josh Arnold]

But he would have said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Get him fired.

[Josh Arnold]

Get him fired.

[Jeff Oskay]

You really are becoming awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned how she works. Yeah, I figured it out now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just me to him.

[Jeff Oskay]

It always works.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Ali Breen]

We're getting better at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Just, just, Just me doing him. I love that. Ali Breen, are you working this weekend in the city? Allie?

[Ali Breen]

I am. I'm at the Strip tonight and I'm at Eastville this weekend in the city.

[Josh Arnold]

Very fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. It was always a great pleasure. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. Thanks, Ali.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bye, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, Bob and Tom show. Here live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Having a great day with Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Just handed this letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a late correspondence.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the answers on Jeopardy. Last night was the blue booby.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a bird.

[Tom Griswold]

The famous bird, the blue booby. I wonder if they'll do the other one. What was the other one? The blue tit mouse or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Titmouse.

[Josh Arnold]

The titmouse is certainly a bird. We had one though that was like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a little different than that.

[Jeff Oskay]

The tufted titmouse is the one that's around here all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the actual bird?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You have them in your yard? I guarantee it. You know, birds are becoming my thing. So don't go.

[Tom Griswold]

When did this bird thing hit?

[Jeff Oskay]

When I moved to the woods. And that's what we got, birds.

[Jess Hooker]

You can literally on that Merlin app play their calls and songs back to them and they'll answer back and kind of come towards you as well.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Heck yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you, have you seen the movie? The, was it the big Year?

[Jeff Oskay]

No. And I want to.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a fun movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very gentle, very Martin. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about birders. Might like it. Now let's move forward here. What else have you got in the news over there at the Silac Insurance.

[Jeff Oskay]

News desk, a man in Alaska survived being pinned face down in a glacier creek for three hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds terrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

By a 700 pound boulder. Kil Morris was hiking south of Anchorage when the rocks were fell. His wife held his head above water until rescuers arrived.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

A nearby sled dog company flew in help by helicopter. It took seven rescuers and inflatable bags to free him. Mr. Morris walked away with minor injuries.

[Josh Arnold]

But the helicopter dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

The helicopter dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was a sled dog company that flew in a helicopter. Those poor dogs just dang.

[Chick McGee]

Well, did you see his interview? When they freed him, he said he will no longer take his life for granite.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, isn't the. I'm trying to think. Isn't the movie sometimes a great notion where the guys pinned down and the. And the river starts rising.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. I have not seen.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't want to see that. Yeah, it'd be nightmares.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a log?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very scary. Yeah, this is a real freak accident, but it's amazing that the guy gets out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, thank goodness. What if he had been alone? I mean, he'd be dead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he would be dead. Yeah, he'd have drowned.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy.

[Pat Godwin]

How did it happen? Big old boulder just fell on him.

[Tom Griswold]

He slipped and it's. It's in an area where the boulders fall all the time and avalanche. Lucky his wife was okay with it at the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Teach a lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay at home, kids.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna let my sister stay with us next month.

[Tom Griswold]

She can sleep in your room.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you familiar with a YouTuber by the name of Mr. Beast?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's crazy famous and rich.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he's in trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what he does, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

He gives away huge amounts of money and he has a billion followers.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not familiar with Mr. Beast, but I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

He's huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mexican authorities are seeking compensation for Mr. Beast after he used the Mayan pyramids to promote his candy. The video I explored 2000 year old ancient temples shows the influencer whose real name is Jimmy Donaldson. For those of you who want to know. Exploring ancient Mayan cities with his team. In one part of the video, the 27 year old advertises a chocolate product as a Mayan dessert and urges viewers to buy it. Mexican officials said while they had granted Mr. Beast permission to film at the sites they had not permitted for profit use.

[Josh Arnold]

Screw you, Mexico.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mexico's culture secretary Claudia said authorities are weighing legal action. Mr. Beast's team says the extensive post production editing took place in the video and that no actual artifacts were handled.

[Jess Hooker]

What his YouTube video was for profit?

[Chick McGee]

That would be my argument. He'll probably make 3 to 5 million just on the video without the advertising in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this guy makes so much money, I'm sure that the. The people who own the Egyptian pyramids would let him paint the the side of it with his logo for a year. Here's the story in this guy. As you mentioned, his name is Jimmy Donaldson. He's described here as a. An American YouTuber, entrepreneur and philanthropist from Wichita, Kansas, raised In, however, raised in Greenville, North Carolina, he began using YouTube at the age of 13. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What were his first videos about?

[Chick McGee]

His first videos were him making fun of other content creators, content type thing. But then a couple years in, as he got older, he changed. He started making his own videos. Now he will spend a million, 2 million on each video because he knows he'll make 10 to 12 million.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. He has 396 million subscribers.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the angle here? What's. What does he do?

[Chick McGee]

His brilliance was he now has all of his videos dubbed into Spanish, German, Japanese. And so he quadruples all of his. The guy who does the voice of Spider man on the Spanish stuff is his voice. So a lot of Spanish people thought Mr. Beast was the dude who played Spider man in the. But his videos are basically the last person to stop. Like old radio train. Last person to take their hand off the car wins the Lamborghini and. Or little stuff like that. Or you win games.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's super innocent. Me and my son watch every video.

[Josh Arnold]

He seemed like a.

[Chick McGee]

He seems like a decent.

[Tom Griswold]

And he gives away.

[Chick McGee]

He gives away a boatloads of money.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like 27.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

He'll plant like a million trees or he'll go. One of his thing. He got sight for like a thousand people. He had the. He paid for their surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Chick McGee]

So that these kids.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's really giving it back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So. And yeah, this seems like a weird play for money by the Mayan authorities because there's the. There are pyramids in the background.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd their culture do? Oh, they're done.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if I were him, I just make like a two million dollar donation to their foundation.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably all.

[Chick McGee]

They keep it easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, that'll shut them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Two million. Only a million to really get to the foundation. Somebody needs a new car. Well, thank you very much. Anything else going on over there, Christy, or we have to wrap things up? Oh, we got. We got to get going. Here we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed? Later Today on our YouTube channel, the United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside the opening 45 seconds. Wants to go with that cannon of a left foot.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll leave it at 1.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Jeff Oskay]

What a start for the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

Shot for distance.

[Tom Griswold]

What a goal.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Exquisite.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Ali Breen]

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[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he can.

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