The BOB & TOM Show - June 5, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 5, 2025: A Journey Through Aruba, Musical Legends, and Wild Encounters

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Introduction

The June 5, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show takes listeners on a lively journey filled with humorous banter, intriguing news stories, and engaging discussions. Skipping over the usual advertisements and intros, the hosts delve into a variety of topics, offering a blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports commentary.

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Chick McGee’s Aruba Adventure

[00:35] Chick McGee kickstarts the episode by sharing his recent trip to Aruba, highlighting the island's unique blend of culture and cuisine.

• Tom Griswold humorously remarks on his own tanning experience:

  “Because Progressive offers discounts for paying in” [00:19].

Chick recounts the local delicacy, the Keshe Yena, a giant ball of cheese stuffed with chicken or beef, which he describes as:

“It was pretty good, actually” [07:03].

Historical Oddities: The 200-Year-Old Condom

The conversation shifts to a fascinating historical artifact—a nearly 200-year-old condom on display at the Netherlands National Museum.

• Chick McGee muses:

  “It looks like a lithograph, but it's on an actual condom” [10:27].

Pat Godwin adds a humorous spin:

“It's graphic, chick” [10:25].

Tribute to the Electric Prunes

A somber tone arrives as the show pays tribute to the late James Lowe, the lead singer of the 1960s psychedelic rock band, the Electric Prunes.

• Christy Lee shares the news:

  “James Lowe, the lead singer, founding member of the 1960s psychedelic rock band the Electric Prunes died May 22 at the age of 82” [29:21].

Chick reflects on Lowe's impact:

“It's sort of the essence of an era...” [32:22].

Wild Encounters: Zebras and Elephants in Unusual Places

The hosts discuss unusual wildlife encounters, including a [20:28] massive python found in a Florida toilet and a [108:03] loose elephant causing havoc in a Thai grocery store.

• Tom Griswold humorously comments on the python:

  “It looks like a dinosaur snake” [20:59].

• Christy Lee reports on the elephant named Deny:

  “Known as Deny, blumbering into the shop from the nearby Kaoh Yao National Park” [107:09].

Hand-Washing Habits and Public Health

An important segment covers a recent study revealing that nearly half of U.S. adults admit to not washing their hands at crucial times.

• Christy Lee explains:

  “The average erect PE length increased by nearly half an inch…” [84:18].

This discussion emphasizes the significance of hand hygiene in preventing illness.

Dating Apps and Generational Shifts

The show tackles the changing attitudes toward dating apps, particularly among Gen Zers who are reportedly avoiding them due to the "cringe factor."

• Chick McGee comments:

  “Gen Zers are now avoiding the dating apps due to the cringe factor” [151:26].

Pat Godwin humorously shares his brief stint on Tinder:

“Every morning I would check the traps. No one responded to me” [151:57].

Sports Highlights: Edmonton Oilers’ Overtime Victory

Sports enthusiasts will appreciate the detailed coverage of the Edmonton Oilers' recent game.

• Tom Griswold narrates the thrilling moment:

  “Leon Draisaitl scored on the power play overtime... set the home fans into a frenzy” [49:00].

Unique Festivals and Cultural Events

The hosts explore quirky cultural events, such as Dragon Balls and Bagpipe Performances, showcasing the diversity of global traditions.

• Chick McGee introduces:

  “Dragon balls in the news and a picture of where I had lunch in Aruba” [34:00].

Memorable Milestones: Centenarian Twins

A heartwarming story features identical twins celebrating their 100th birthday in the UK, highlighting their secrets to longevity.

• Chick McGee muses:

  “Genetics... sheer determination and good genes” [126:31].

Obituary and Farewell: Honoring Legends

The episode honors musical legends, including the passing of James Lowe of the Electric Prunes and reflections on their musical contributions.

• Chick McGee shares:

  “This song is extraordinarily dated... the essence of an era” [32:22].

Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, from Aruba's culinary delights to the poignant farewell to a psychedelic rock icon. They invite listeners to engage with additional content on their YouTube channel and social media platforms, ensuring that the conversation continues beyond the airwaves.

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Notable Quotes

• Chick McGee: “Gen Zers are now avoiding the dating apps due to the cringe factor” [151:26].
• Tom Griswold: “Leon Draisaitl scored on the power play overtime... set the home fans into a frenzy” [49:00].
• Christy Lee: “James Lowe, the lead singer, founding member of the 1960s psychedelic rock band the Electric Prunes died May 22 at the age of 82” [29:21].
• Pat Godwin: “Every morning I would check the traps. No one responded to me” [151:57].

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Final Thoughts

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully weaves together humor, storytelling, and informative segments, providing listeners with an entertaining and insightful experience. Whether it's exploring exotic locales, honoring musical legends, or delving into peculiar news stories, the hosts ensure that every moment is both engaging and memorable.

For the full, commercial-free experience, listeners are encouraged to subscribe to the VIP podcast at BobAndTom.com/VIP.

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Disclaimer: The content of this summary is based solely on the provided transcript and is intended for informational purposes only.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello, Mr. McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, please, girls, after last night, I prefer it if you call me Chick. What? How are you talking about this? Never mind. All right, everybody, stand back. Time to get ready. Let's get funky, get freaky. You know that I love to sing about that stuff. So sweet and nasty. But since I did my last record, I've had the occasional angioplasty. Now, ladies, don't you be concerned. There's no need for mass hysteria. Cause when it comes to getting pudding, I've never had a problem in that area. Give me a whiff. Right on. Solid.

[Chick McGee]

Still stanky.

[Tom Griswold]

Reaching.

[Jess Hooker]

Reaching.

[Tom Griswold]

Groping. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Probing.

[Tom Griswold]

Cursing. Cursing. I'm jumping. I'm pumping. Is that your leg?

[Chick McGee]

I'm humping. What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

All right, ladies, it's time for the Chickster to hit the dance floor. I'll show you the move I taught James Brown back in 63. Oh, wait a minute. I think I may have hurt myself. Oh, boy. I'm not kidding. I'm not entirely. Well, you know, I. I feel rather faint. Does anyone any nitro? Can somebody please call 91 1? My chest is beginning to tighten.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't get my breath.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, is it. It's really hot in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Griswold, this is wonderful, all these musicians, but it's really starting to hurt. Mr. Mr. Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

He's cranky and whiny.

[Tom Griswold]

He kisses. Tom's hyening. The man doesn't have any shame. What's his name? I'm not faking this, you know. Well, now you think it's funny. It's not funny. Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. That's right. I die in that bit. And Tom can't stop laughing when it happens. He's a co worker. Hi, it's the Bob and Tom show here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Christy. At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick, good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. You're looking resplendent in your, your beach wear.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a tea time at 11.

[Tom Griswold]

You're cabana wear. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chuck McGee and hello, Tom. How are you, my friend? Good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

You're back from your trip to Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And to quote acdc, Happy island, you're back in black.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? I'm just.

[Pat Godwin]

You're wearing.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I mean your skin. You, you darken up.

[Tom Griswold]

I do darken up. This isn't as dark as I get, but it's pretty close. Yeah, I, I, I tan up.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I have some tan lines, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Later on, once we get the bathroom. Yeah, Once we get the bathroom cleaned, we could go in there and I'll show you.

[Chick McGee]

Remember how I like to do it? Backside first, then slowly rotate. Let me tell you something, because then it's showtime.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, a lot has been made of Josh saying I'm a thorough and generous. I don't care how you like it. I'll do anything you want to. Oh, you just let me know.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Actually, coming up in the news today, we have an astonishing connection between something in contemporary pharmaceuticals and male member length that is quite interesting. And we.

[Tom Griswold]

Tylenol causes erections. Is that, is that close?

[Chick McGee]

If it does, I'd be getting one in a second now because I have a screaming headache and I took a Tylenol about an hour ago.

[Christy Lee]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

But just one.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Four.

[Christy Lee]

Four. Oh, God. Yeah. One's not gonna do anything.

[Chick McGee]

Well, right now my left eyeball feels like it wants to jump out of my head. Does that mean anything? I'm not sure why, but what's. Welcome back. How was your trip? You went to Aruba?

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful. Aruba? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What is that again? That's in the middle of nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the middle. And don't look At a map. If you go to Aruba. It freaked me out, man. It's out in the middle of the South Atlantic or whatever they call that. And it's. It was sunny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Go good.

[Tom Griswold]

A little windy. Yeah, tended to be windy.

[Chick McGee]

Jeb. WI fi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we had WI fi. No, hold on to yourselves. No actual Diet Pepsi on the island. No. You know, those of you who know me, I almost had a nervous breakdown. It was not good.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you drink?

[Tom Griswold]

Coke Zero, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I like Coke Zero. I'm a big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not. But I managed to choke it down.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

View.

[Josh Arnold]

Why, that really is surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I had half of a. What was this? Half of a pina colada.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was about it. I didn't really. Well, I was with my daughter, so I didn't want to, you know, get thrown in jail.

[Chick McGee]

What a great story that would have been.

[Christy Lee]

We want to hear all about in.

[Chick McGee]

Aruba, but one can only imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

The quality of your cellmates. Maybe they'd be fellow Americans.

[Tom Griswold]

What wild generalization are you making about the island of Aruba, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

I think any foreign country. The jail, Dutch.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's pretty rich island.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, then they got some really cool streets. Buildings down downtown. The murals Dutch and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ornate fenestration.

[Josh Arnold]

Goya. As far as the aloe vera.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable.

[Pat Godwin]

How was the aloe vera?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, how was the aloe Vera museum?

[Tom Griswold]

The aloe vera did not go to the aloe Vera museum. Although I was surprised that there are yucca plants and cactus everywhere on this island. It's the weirdest thing you've ever seen, Tom. You think desert?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody did describe it as a desert.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, a lot of it looks like Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Remember I told you I played golf there and had to take a mat because there was no grass?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's no grass. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. There's no grass. You know what? There are. There are lizards. There are.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

First day there. We're by the pool at the hotel. You know, all of a sudden I hear there's a lizard on my shays.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I thought, well, it's kind of cute. It was about, I don't know, three inches long, whatever. And then I got up to go to the bar, and there was a lizard as big as a mini Australian shepherd.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It looked like I was fell asleep at a pet store and there was iguana crawling around. How do they say? Don't they bite? Aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they bother humans. I don't think they care.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't. He. He was very. The lizard was absolutely convinced that that was his house. And I was, I was the intruder.

[Chick McGee]

It is his house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's his house.

[Chick McGee]

Well, actually, speaking of the Dutch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We have to do a. A little catching up.

[Tom Griswold]

The filthy filthy.

[Chick McGee]

We had a story yesterday and I did a little homework on this because there were questions and I found out the answer to one of them anyway. And this involves a very odd display in. I believe it's in. Is it in Amsterdam?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nearly 200 year old condom emblazoned with erotic art now on display at the Netherlands National Museum. The Reichsmuseum said the prophylactic, which is believed to have been made around 1830 from a sheep's appendix, depicts both the playful and the serious side of sexual health. It is believed the condom was never used. That's what we were discussing yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Whether it was used or not. Museum curators conducted ultraviolet light testing which revealed no signs of wear or biological residue, suggesting it was preserved as a novelty or decorative item rather than for practical use.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was possibly a souvenir from a brothel. It is decorated. This is what's very upsetting for me. The erotic image of a nun and three clergymen and she is spread eagled and they are all too messed.

[Pat Godwin]

It's graphic, chick.

[Christy Lee]

It's very graphic.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a lithograph, but it's on an actual condom. And there's a photograph of the museum and it's displayed in such a way that the lighting is just right. It looks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, one of those dice cases and it's big. It's a pretty good sized condom. It's part of an exhibition called Save Sex.

[Chick McGee]

And this is from Holland. And of course I'm sure you're aware that the early condoms in Holland were made of wood, much like the shoes. Yeah, of course. And I had suspected that there may have been some seed in it once again, perhaps that of Larry King. But no, it is, it was, it was not used.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, before you said Larry King, did you go over a list of old, old men choices that you were going to go with? Well, could we hear a couple others? You landed on Larry King.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I loved Larry and I. I just find it really amusing that Larry King is still doing commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, Larry probably had. I don't. An outstanding. A couple of outstanding tax bills, I would think, or something. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Saturday afternoons you walk by a TV and there's Larry pitching. It's some kind of a memory.

[Tom Griswold]

Esther C. Or something. Whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

You have to wonder how many people are watching it going, isn't that guy dead?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, his memory's not too good anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows? But in any event, that was one of the things we had to clarify from yesterday's show. Many others coming up, we also have a sad death in the world of rock and roll.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of these people.

[Josh Arnold]

These people? It's multiple.

[Christy Lee]

The band that he.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, huge hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge.

[Pat Godwin]

This is going to be good.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to come up with a qualifier before he. Things like this. Like Tom says, it was a huge.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna say this. The band disbanded in 1970.

[Tom Griswold]

I was aware of the song. I was aware of the band. I had no idea it was a huge hit. I.

[Chick McGee]

How could you be aware of the song then?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I, I Student music. I'm a. Yes, I'm a student of music. Yeah, definitely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was somewhat less than a great song, I'll admit that. But it was a hit. We'll find out. What I.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me we're going to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm making arrangements to do that right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up, we have dragon balls in the news in an odd, odd.

[Josh Arnold]

Way, like Dragon Ball Z. The.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

You'll hear.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you stand up straight?

[Chick McGee]

Pardon me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Dragon balls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very good, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy's working over there. I don't want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She's working. She's hard at work.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up, bagpipes in the news and.

[Tom Griswold]

A picture of where I had lunch in Aruba.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint. You'll never get this. And I couldn't understand it either. The Flintstones.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. Say it again.

[Tom Griswold]

The Flintstones.

[Chick McGee]

The Flintstones.

[Tom Griswold]

The Flintstones.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Cartoon Fred and Barney at lunch. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

In Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Evidently. Very big in Aruba. I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Back from Aruba. Honey, bronze and desirable. Yeah, indeed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you are honey bronze.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a little spilkus in the throat. Caught some sort of. Could have been gonorrhea. I'm not sure. Caught a cold. You ever always get a cold? I didn't take the airborne or whatever. Didn't do that this time. Always get a cold when you travel. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Being in the airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

But you look very nice kissing my seat mate stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

She put up a fight at first. Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Would you bring her back from Aruba? We thought you got married.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Who started that rumor?

[Chick McGee]

Christy, et cetera.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I. You owe me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She was in charge of what you were up to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's how we found out about the alo.

[Chick McGee]

An itinerary.

[Pat Godwin]

She gave us a daily report.

[Christy Lee]

Ruba Rays. Did you make it to Aruba?

[Tom Griswold]

Ray, I saw the picture across the street from the grocery store in Aruba, which is called Superfood, and it's.

[Chick McGee]

So what did you get the super. The food?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. No, no. This is soup suit. Like Superman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a gigantic place. It's got everything, but no Diet Pepsi.

[Chick McGee]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I can't. I can't be in that country for very long. I'll lose my mind. Ruba Ray was across the street, had a big sign and.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. That's a nightclub, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Comedy club.

[Tom Griswold]

A gathering place, watering hole.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Tavern. I had a giant ball of cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

It's evidently the Aruba dish.

[Christy Lee]

Fried giant bowl of cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called the Keshe Yena. K E S H I Y E N A.

[Josh Arnold]

How was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Cheesy, man. It sounds like on the menu it said a large ball of cheese, typically Gouda or a cheese. E D A M. Eat them. Eat them Cheese. Never heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

Eat them Cheese. Gorky cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

To us from our Native American friends. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

In Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

And inside the ball, it was early primitive man. Me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

He's trying to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Native Americans were here.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go with that.

[Tom Griswold]

They were here. Early Native Arabians. They were into this political. The ball of cheese is filled with chicken or beef. I had the chicken and spices and vegetables. Pretty good, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you just eat it with a fork or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, actually, it was presented.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, it had a big hole in it.

[Chick McGee]

This actually leads to something we were talking about yesterday in a way. We were talking about Spam.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And we had a guy that, on a. I believe it was a 100 bet, he ate just the gel that the Spam comes in.

[Christy Lee]

Spam jelly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How much was the bet?

[Chick McGee]

100 bucks. He also spe. Also, if it says, if I remember correctly, drank a full cup of hot dog water for a hundred dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, co workers, some folks like to do that. I. I can't get past that.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Peter. He writes the clear liquid displaced by the meat In a can of Spam is known as aspect.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we learned that at the museum. The Spam Museum.

[Pat Godwin]

Our tour guide. Yeah, Sheila.

[Chick McGee]

It's the thickened stock produced during the cooking process. It has high levels of sodium.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think this is from a Boise. From a longtime fan and recovering chef. Well, thank you, Peter. Thank you for enlightening us on that. And I don't think I've had Spam very often, but apparently it's great with eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Good with eggs. I like a Spam sandwich. I get it once a year. I always get a craving for it around the holidays.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't it true that the McDonald's in Hawaii has a Spam dish?

[Christy Lee]

I believe you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We cover that.

[Chick McGee]

Very popular there. I have indeed heard that. Now it's time to get to our mailbag.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got one over here. I think if we can get it up on the board and you can see this picture, Tom, it will wig you out. This is from one of our favorite places, Walla Walla, Washington. That's right. It's from Doug. A Florida plumber found a clog in a toilet. It wasn't the kind of clog that you might expect. Not a murder hornet. No, no. It was a python.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And this python is, I'm going to say, 40ft long.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

Toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you. Are you doubting the verse?

[Chick McGee]

I've seen the photograph of it. It's hanging from a crane.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hanging from a crane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. He got that out of the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's gotta. It's gotta be. There's a. Judging by the guy standing there, it's got to be 20 plus feet. Yeah. Of snake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Massive.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a dinosaur snake.

[Chick McGee]

Where? Where was it?

[Christy Lee]

Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Florida, of course. Where the. Florida where the fun is.

[Christy Lee]

Where all the pythons are. Right.

[Chick McGee]

God, that is scary.

[Christy Lee]

You still want to go python hunting?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If Josh goes with me.

[Josh Arnold]

I see that one. I may not. I may leave that one alone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You mean as it's wrapping itself around your neck?

[Josh Arnold]

Apology, sir. I didn't mean to bother you. I'm just gonna slowly walk backwards.

[Pat Godwin]

When you said snake the toilet, you weren't kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go. Thank you. Path.

[Josh Arnold]

That w. Well, the head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the head would have trouble coming.

[Christy Lee]

Up, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't you said if you found a snake in your toilet as you were sitting on it, wouldn't it be handy that you were sitting on the toilet?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man, that's just.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I wasn't gonna bite you until you took a crap on me.

[Chick McGee]

Where does it come in? That's what I want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. How did the squirrels get into the. We have those all the time. Chipmunks. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had a squirrel in mind. Yeah. They come through that vent in your roof. That's why you're supposed to put a little. Little hat grid on top of it. Now, Chick, you did miss discussion we had yesterday. A couple days ago, we had a nice young man, a comedian, came in here who I liked very much. His name is Dyke Michaels.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Dyke Michaels. Yes. He's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And. And he talked about something interesting in life, which is the fact that for some of us, when you were a kid and if you were sick and bad, your mom would bring you a bowl to puke in, and it was also the same bowl that you always got your popcorn in, which I immediately identified with that thought. It was very, very funny. Then we got into a discussion about popcorn. And this is really quite an interesting notion here. This comes to us from Adam. He goes. In our college dorm days, I think we kept Orville Redenbacher in business. We would deliberately burn a bag of microwave popcorn whenever we were smoking pot on our dorm room. Oh, it was the perfect cover. We would then, of course, make a regular bag of popcorn, not burned, so that we could eat it. Our dorm RA resident assistant, right, Hated us. He knew what we were doing, but he could never prove it by the way we ate it straight from the bag, Pat Godwin style.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like it like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and by the way, when we had to puke, any trash bag we could find worked.

[Josh Arnold]

Do RAs grow up to be heads of HOAs?

[Chick McGee]

That's a fair question.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't your daughter an RA?

[Tom Griswold]

My daughter was an RA. She's not ahead of an HOA.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was probably a fun one, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she did. I. She would have stories every couple weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just more concerned about everybody being safe and having a nice time. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think she ever bought any sort of party enhancements, if you may.

[Chick McGee]

Find it's hard to believe, but our RA at her welcoming party, we found out later on put heroin.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Into the marijuana. It's a long story.

[Josh Arnold]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was. Oh, he. I found out later on he was. He had quite the side business going.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the damn thing about you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You have all these great stories like this one, and we've sat here for 50 years and you've never said someone, someone spiked the marijuana with heroin when you went to col. Why haven't you.

[Christy Lee]

Told us this spikes?

[Chick McGee]

Wow, this guy had quite the side business going. Ninth floor, Carmen Hall.

[Christy Lee]

Is that how you get addicted to marijuana?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a chemistry major to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Scumbag.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we found that out later on. Now we would love to get your letters. You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com if you're just joining us. Hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chick Magee is back from his trip to Aruba.

[Josh Arnold]

Brian has a question about it.

[Tom Griswold]

He does.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever learn to properly blow a conch while you were on the island?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not see shells of that. I did not see a conch shell.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. I know when we used to go to the Bahamas was one of the backbones of the restaurant business there. I did not see conch on any of the restaurant menus. Did not see conc.

[Josh Arnold]

And no Diet Pepsi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. It was an awful. Grilled shrimp. No. Grilled chips. Grilled chips. Grilled cheese and that ball of cheese and shrimp and lobster. Oh, yeah, the lobster.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious. Now, were you able to watch basketball?

[Tom Griswold]

I was not. I had to. I'm not going to say how I got to watch the Pacers elimination game of the Knicks, but I finally did get it arranged. But it was not on the hotel tv, I will tell you that. You know, there is an entirely one unbelievable world out there of people who aren't American. Did you guys know this?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's. Did you know there's Discovery Latin. I had no idea. Discovery, the Discovery Channel.

[Christy Lee]

Did you learn Latin while you were.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. And there's cartoons in Spanish. I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Whenever you're in international soil, it's always interesting when you watch the travel channels like today we're going to Topeka.

[Tom Griswold]

I will tell you this. There is a Spanish whatever you'd like to say Weather channel that the Spanish weather presenter women, it's insane. Are unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Caliente.

[Tom Griswold]

If they are not. If they are not AI, it's.

[Christy Lee]

They're perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

And the bounce for days. And without a doubt, maybe we'll get a picture of it here. Without a doubt, they're giving the weather. They come in, you see the map just like we, you know, and they're standing there and you say, oh, she's cute, you know, but then she turns sideways and it's like junk in the trunk. For days. It's unbelievable. So it's like, look like real people.

[Josh Arnold]

Sofia Vergara wouldn't make the cut.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. So then you go online, and there's these guys go. As far as I'm concerned, meteorology starts and ends with Spanish women giving me the weather. They're the backbone of meteorology, and they should be consulted at every.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder why they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's like a modeling gig more than.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We have some very hot weather, ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. But they're not like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, dude. Not, like, gratuitously.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I know this is visual, but from when they turn sideways to show you the weather, there it goes. Unbelievable. It's like, what is this? And then, you know, the next morning, you wake up and it's still going.

[Chick McGee]

Ever seen Ginger Z on abc? Very.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you like Ginger Z. You said that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. She's very cute.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I. I think we have to get to our obituary.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to ruin the tone of this. I'll do this by playing the song first. I want to see if you've ever heard this song. This was a. This was. This was kind of a sort of iconic, if you will, in its own odd way. Well, here, I'll play it, and then you see if you remember this one, everybody. Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you. You play this for us, like, once every. We all hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. God, I never heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

It seems a lot more noisy than I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's more so for the sentiment of I had too much to dream last night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's. It's very, very psychedelic. It sounds like the guys that recorded it were in a different building.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Multicolored oils on the overhead projector.

[Chick McGee]

It's got that kind of fake sitar sound.

[Josh Arnold]

The fast zoom in and zoom out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But ye. You listen to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Ravi Shankar, our idol. Here we go. And I.

[Tom Griswold]

Not getting any better.

[Josh Arnold]

Poorly produced.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe one of the worst things I've ever heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you trying to tell us that one of the Electric Prune members passed away?

[Christy Lee]

Lead singer, Founding member.

[Josh Arnold]

How did you even find this out?

[Tom Griswold]

James Lowe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I have no idea, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you learn about this?

[Christy Lee]

The lead singer, founding member of the 1960s psychedelic rock band the Electric Prunes died May 22 pu. At the age of 82 of natural causes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because your claim has always been that the Electric Amish were doing a tribute to the Electric Prunes and none of us knew.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, the name.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the name is that they're Amish. But there's electric in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I think.

[Chick McGee]

But historically, there was a band called.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but the.

[Chick McGee]

There was also. Let me just finish my thought here. There was also the famous band, the Electric Flag. Flag.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, they were famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, I have. I have barely heard of that band.

[Chick McGee]

The Electric Flag featured the great Mike Bloomfield, the tremendous guitar player who was, of course, on stage with Bob Dylan. You saw that movie, right? That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I saw the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Dylan's guitar player in those early days was the great Mike Bloomfield.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly, don't know him either.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was in the Electric Flag. He was in Butterfield Blues Band, the Electric Flag.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Mike Oldfield? Now, there you got something.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the Electric Flag. Maybe you may have heard this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, please. Tonight. For the dignity of man and the destiny. Remember this?

[Chick McGee]

Great horns. Here's Mike Bloomfield. No, nobod.

[Tom Griswold]

But why.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do we. This is the Electric Flag.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Electric Flag.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this doesn't. This doesn't have anything to do with the guy.

[Chick McGee]

It's the classic blue song kill.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a band with electric in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm saying historically, you've got the Electric Prunes, you've got the Electric Flag, and then the Electric.

[Christy Lee]

Did I get unplugged?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, if the Prunes or. Yeah, the. The Flag did something Unplugged, I might listen to that. You guys just play too darn loud.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd be. I'd rather be electrocuted.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently. Born in 1943 in California, Mr. Low helped the Electric Prunes, or formed the Electric prunes back in 1965.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what does his obituary say? The popularity of the Electric Prune.

[Christy Lee]

The band rose to fame with the hit I Had Too Much To Dream last Night. It reached number 11 on the Billboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Charts for one week.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Another track, get Me to the World on Time, also began.

[Josh Arnold]

The titles are the worst.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

World on Time, according to this story, became a psychedelic rock staple from their.

[Josh Arnold]

Album Traveling at the Speed of Life.

[Christy Lee]

After the band disbanded in 1970, Lowe worked as a producer and engineer.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man, have you heard? The Prunes broke up, actually. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

He reunited the group in the late 90s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did.

[Christy Lee]

Releasing new material.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy, Jimmy, it'll be okay. As they pull him from a window Just because the bruise broke.

[Pat Godwin]

How many songs we got, man? Man, we got two. That's it.

[Christy Lee]

He is survived by his wife.

[Josh Arnold]

I really do wonder how you found out about this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How did you find out about this?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I'd go one step further and find. I want to know who told you this so I can beat them up.

[Josh Arnold]

News outlet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, someone that knows the kind of stuff I'm into has emailed me from San Luis Obispo. I see. Beautiful spot. I'm sure they may have been a relative.

[Tom Griswold]

You've answered all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Questions.

[Chick McGee]

That song is extraordinarily dated, but it does. It is sort of the essence of an era, that whole.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. There's a lot of that stuff. I like a lot. I'm sure you guys, too. That's like a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Some of the stuff is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite is Ted Nugent with the. What's that? The, the Amboy Duke. I love that guitar solo. But you know, this, it was, it was a thing and a year, an era, and I'm sad to see the guy go. I'm sure he was a nice guy. Although now, Electric Prunes, I think is a setting on Kelly's dehydrator. Set that on seven and you get.

[Christy Lee]

An electric she loves you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I wonder if that's the kind of thing. That's the kind of song that a, A band like Fish could just do a great recover of because there's. Those guys are so clever. That'd be funny. I wonder if Trace Anastasia will do something like that. Now. Coming up, we have an elephant in the grocery store.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

A big one. A real one.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't Superfoods and Aruba, was it?

[Chick McGee]

No. And we do have a. We do have a video right now I want to tell you about Java House. You can tell me a little bit about Java House, crucially, because I know you're drinking it right now. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Peel and pour. Java House is wonderful. I really like their salted caramel. It's a cold brew, which doesn't mean you have to drink it cold. It just means that's the way it's processed. Dust takes out all that bitterness. I like mine hot, but you may like it cold. You can do that with the peel and pour. Ease of Java House.

[Chick McGee]

Now, they've got all kinds of stuff, of course. Java House has the coffee. I am currently drinking tea. They have energy drinks, lattes, hydration drinks. And of course, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention hot cocoa. Certain members of our staff enjoyed the hot cocoa very much. So much so that there's none left in here.

[Christy Lee]

And you can mix the hot cocoa with the coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, whoever taught me that.

[Christy Lee]

You've got.

[Josh Arnold]

You've changed my life for better and worse.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, Java House. I'm Jones in for java. This is a revolutionizing the office break room. So break up with your office brewery. You don't need a machine. You just take one of these guys over here and you peel and pour like Christie said. And by the way, for those of you that are conscious of this sort of thing, these are environmentally friendly cups. When it comes to when you dispose.

[Josh Arnold]

Of them, that doesn't mean just throw them in a creek.

[Chick McGee]

Creek.

[Christy Lee]

No, it means recycling.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, thank you for elaborating.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't want, we don't want people to think they can just throw stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Like that in a creek. This ain't Aruba.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's go here. Java House.com go there because you can find a little contest thing we got going on. Actually, it's just, it's for anybody. It's called a Java House for your office. Hit that and sign up. You might be able to get a free in office demo of Java House. J A V A Java house dot com. It's the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom show. Thank you Java house and visit java house.com Coming up, a bagpipe attack. I can't say I blame them.

[Tom Griswold]

And sports. So we had the first game in the NHL's at Standing Cup. Standing cup last night. And the oils, they get the victory in overtime. It end with. All right, we'll talk about.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe Canada can get that. Go oils where it belongs.

[Josh Arnold]

First game overtime. Man, oh man.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Game tonight, folks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat and Josh. Christy, Ace. I'm Chick. Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Chick is back from his trip to Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Thumbs up on Aruba. Would you go back?

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly. It wouldn't be a goal, but I've been there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You prefer the Bahamas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I know. Yeah. Well, we went there a lot. I think that's has a big factor. I, I do. I feel comfortable in the Bahamas for.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever reason and forgive me for being an ignoramus, but that is my lot in life. What, what do the folks that live there speak? Dutch.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's a mixture of Portuguese, Dutch, Spanish, it's. And English. Everything's in English though. You can't.

[Christy Lee]

Are they close to Venezuela? Am I making that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. It's like, it's right there. It's Curacao in Venezuela. Right there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay, Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, 200 miles, 300 miles.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was very far.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Are the natives called Arubans or Arubians?

[Tom Griswold]

I went up Arubiano and Arubiana.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Male and female.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think that'll be Aruba. X now could be politically correct.

[Tom Griswold]

You know your mic's on. Right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just tired of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Latinx just a way to go? Hey, we're tired of saying Latina and Latino.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, that language as gender.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, I heard a guy being interviewed. You, a Latin guy saying that no one uses it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't care for it. It's his culture.

[Josh Arnold]

So guilt ridden white people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, apparently. Yeah. If you work at npr, you know, you've got to say, got a letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

This is going to need a little bit of explanation. We had a news story yesterday about Lawrence Welk and his home that is a museum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we spent way too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry I missed that.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it ever explain why Lawrence had a weird accent even though he was. Well, I kinda.

[Chick McGee]

We did some research. He was of German, Russian heritage. His family, he was the first generation and he had a very thick accent. This is from Jesse in McCook, Nebraska.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I had his girl.

[Chick McGee]

I listened to your show. I was deeply saddened to hear you bashing Lawrence Welk this morning. Out here in the plains, Lawrence is beloved.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

I'm 47 years old and I watch the Lawrence Welk show every Saturday night on PBS at 6. I love to sing to the classic tunes and it is fun to poke me to make fun of the outfits that we were.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But it is nostalgia at its best. And when I was a kid, probably for you to chick on, like, Saturdays or Sundays, whenever dared, it'd be like a rainy day. You had to come in from playing baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember it being on ABC for the longest time.

[Chick McGee]

You turn on the TV and that's the only thing on. And you wanted to hear the Beatles and the Doors. And here it was a one and a two. But we have an update on the Lawrence Welk story. Now, Chick hasn't heard this, so please, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lawrence Welk didn't have a flush toilet where he grew up. But visitors to his childhood home in rural North Dakota now do. The band leader's childhood family home marks the latest step in the State Historical Society of North Dakota's nearly completed goal of installing flush toilets at its dozen most popular staffed sites. The restroom installation at the Welk homestead near Strasburg, North Dakota, is estimated to cost approximately $150,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice bathroom, man.

[Christy Lee]

I got a guy who would have done that for a lot less. Well, the Lawrence Welk birthplace, officially known as the Welk Homestead State Historic Site.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Attracts a modest. Now, you said thousands. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He just said, like, astronomical.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's full of crap. There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

And we knew that immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

In 2014, approximately 650 people signed the guest book.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems hot to a day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had 500 is what I found.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's right. That's not two a day. That'd be seven. So, yeah. Well.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the State Historical Society of North Dakota has expressed a goal of increasing annual attendance to over 1, 000 through enhanced programming, cross promotional efforts, and of course, now the bathroom. That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

150K for the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

For 12 bathrooms.

[Tom Griswold]

It said. Also, did somebody say, are you going to one or a two?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

God was on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

We had a little bit of a Mr. Welk fort you, by the way. Oh, good. If you weren't familiar with the one one and a two boys, let's shuffle.

[Tom Griswold]

Off to Buffalo one and two and.

[Chick McGee]

Would you rather hear this or the electric prunes?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a tough call.

[Chick McGee]

It is a tough call. Let's move. Let's move forward and grab something from the world of sports. Unless you have another letter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy hell, I do not. I do have the. I was in Aruba for a week, and I found the wonderful world of Spanish weather television and Mexican weather. Female weather Presenters and I believe if you go to the screen here we have Yanette Garcia. That's her.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now that's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Like that's every meteorology single one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is. That's a fake ass.

[Tom Griswold]

She's 35, five six. I don't know. She's from Mexico. Yeah. No, that's her. That's the way she appear if you want. That's exactly.

[Chick McGee]

That's her real butt.

[Tom Griswold]

And that. She's not the only one.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you saying fake as in implants?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw 30 women last shaped exactly like this.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like fake boobs and fake butt.

[Josh Arnold]

But they're all. I don't know, they're all known for that. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It can't be fake. What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

That's real.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

For a while.

[Chick McGee]

I think In Mexico, for 50 bucks you can get those implants. It's quite a bargain.

[Christy Lee]

You're a doubter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I am. But I mean, I can see why people would want to watch the weather.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. I'm optimistic that those are real. You can consider me a ass half full guy.

[Christy Lee]

That's an interesting, interesting approach.

[Chick McGee]

Way to approach the. Maybe there's a better glass half full analogy, if you will. It's an ass half full. Half full of. Of collagen.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

What do they put in butts? Collagen's the lips there.

[Christy Lee]

Collagen is what you. Yeah. Silicone. I would believe.

[Chick McGee]

But don't they when they do those butt things, isn't aren't they in bags? Legs? Yeah, they're not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like a breast implant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So it's a sack of material. If you got one of those when you sit, wouldn't it feel like you were sitting on water balloons all the time?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it would be comfortable as.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone with no ass. I bet it feels so.

[Chick McGee]

I mean you look around the room here. Ace has an ample ass. I have no ass. You have no ass. Pat, how's your ass?

[Pat Godwin]

Half an ass.

[Chick McGee]

You have half an ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean you're half ass slanging in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh has no ass. Ass.

[Josh Arnold]

No. It's getting better. But I have no ass.

[Chick McGee]

Getting better?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting more of an ass from what a lot of squats and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

You can. You can build up your ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course you can. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Those muscles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You do ass exercise?

[Pat Godwin]

You should see him. I see him walking around our neighborhood all the time. I swear to God, he doesn't he.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn'T want to hear any truth earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

And as you walk around, as he walks past, you say, look at that ass.

[Josh Arnold]

He's getting an ass.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't. I woke up one morning and went to my piano and pulled the blinds up and there he was. There Josh is just walking along.

[Chick McGee]

Speed walking. This will increase the size of his butt.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not necessarily walking. I mean, you're working out.

[Christy Lee]

Squats will.

[Chick McGee]

I'll talk to my. I'll talk to my guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe you're not doing those. Well, your knees are bad.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we'll find out.

[Pat Godwin]

They're getting better, though, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Squats will help them get better.

[Christy Lee]

Pilates will help you.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have the length of the male member in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Sports. We got sports Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And we have an elephant in the grocery store. For real.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this show.

[Chick McGee]

He apparently enjoys the chips.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

[Josh Arnold]

You walk them and pitch the rhino.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You look natty with that. That's that scarf. That green. Do you see her scarf? Yeah. You kind of look like the yucca plants.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of stripes lately, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a lot of stripes.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

No one commented the fact that I always wear solids, but I am wearing stripes today.

[Christy Lee]

You are?

[Tom Griswold]

Where?

[Chick McGee]

Where?

[Pat Godwin]

Underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they are very subtle. Yeah, Gray stripes.

[Tom Griswold]

I got no.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there our subtle gray stripes?

[Chick McGee]

Me going wild.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a cool shirt. I cannot see. See that from here.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't either. It looks like. It looks like a black shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a black shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, they're very dark gray and black. Very understated.

[Tom Griswold]

And just for later, I don't want to get that close to you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts and.

[Chick McGee]

Godovan didn't get the memo apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I went white today.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody else has got black on.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know how brindle dogs are so cool looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't we have brindle shirts?

[Chick McGee]

I think people don't want to wear dogs around. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not. Not made of actual pelts from. From canines.

[Christy Lee]

You mean the different colors?

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me that exact brindle style on a. On a button down shirt. I'm wearing it.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't your dog a brindle? You have a brindle, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

What is that black? Black and white and brown. Yeah, she's. You know what she looks. This is interesting, Tom. You'll find it. My. My Aussie shepherd. She looks like a Bernese mountain dog. That's how she's colored.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she is a sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, back to you.

[Chick McGee]

They're beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Never better.

[Chick McGee]

Now we are going to get to the elephant in the room. No, the elephant in the grocery store story coming up. But first we have to visit the sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Edmonton, Alberta. It's Gordon Lightfoot from Edmonton, Alberta. Does anybody.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Canada's a big place. He could be from anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe he's from us.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you hear me, conversation starter? Hey, is Gordon Lightfoot from Edmonton, Alberta, Florida. Right, Tom, Always outgoing. Canada's a big place. It could be from anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, okay, is he from there or not?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about? You know what? That sounds exactly like something you'd act 100.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, Leon. Oh, and you're indignant because. No, no, no. I would never ask where corn light was from unless I knew. Where did he die on the Edmund Fitzgerald. We all know he knows that. Yeah. Down. It's horrible. The legend lives.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy named Edmund that does bad jokes about going down.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, jokes.

[Chick McGee]

All right. You're about to go down.

[Tom Griswold]

Leon Draisaitl scored on the power plan overtime. Stewart Skinner made 29 saves. And the Edmonton Oils. I know they're the Oilers. I call them the Oils. Get off my back. Erase the Multi goal deficit to beat the defending champ Florida Panthers 43 in game one and overtime the Stanley cup final. Overtime, that's free home after Thomas no sex penalty for putting the puck over the glass. Dry Seidels goal 1929 at overtime set the home fans into a frenzy and made sure the Oils would not start this season. Remember last. Last year? Three games to none is how it started between the Panthers and the Oils. But not now.

[Chick McGee]

The answer you're looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

Edmonton up one game to none.

[Chick McGee]

Orillia.

[Tom Griswold]

What province?

[Chick McGee]

Orillia, Ontario. Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have sworn he's from Alberta.

[Josh Arnold]

I was close. I said Oshawa.

[Chick McGee]

Not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

Close.

[Chick McGee]

Thousands of miles away.

[Tom Griswold]

Canada's a big place.

[Chick McGee]

Canada's a very large country.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big place.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of lakes. A lot of nice people could have been born anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Is most of Canada uninhabitable?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

90% because it's so big up.

[Chick McGee]

And it's not uninhabited. I mean it is uninhabited, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, anything's in if you want to look at it that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I meant no, but it's not one. Like I meant uninhabited.

[Tom Griswold]

You know Greenland, where you could live on Mars.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No, but I mean there's a vast area.

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is yes. Okay, I'll.

[Chick McGee]

You know, your question was poorly worded.

[Josh Arnold]

And fundamentally I may have misspoke. Yes. Yeah. Once all. You want me to start counting yours this hour?

[Tom Griswold]

Can anyone tell me we're six minutes in our off air conversation this morning. Can anyone tell me who said Tom's really in a mood this morning? Can anyone tell me who said yes, I did say that. And he's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in a great mood.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the biggest lie you've ever told.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in a great walk last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs working on your butt, Kelly.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that was going to affect my lack of a butt.

[Christy Lee]

You walked, Kelly. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

God, that's hot. Put her on a leash.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Get down on all fours.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a female dog is.

[Chick McGee]

You say that's my dogs. My dogs are both boy dogs. Dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight the NBA finals began.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a big place.

[Tom Griswold]

The Sirs and the DERs. 8:30 Eastern Time. Indiana at Oklahoma City. And the boy, the Thunder favored in this one. But we will see what we will see. I still say the Pacers have the best coach in the league, but we'll talk about it. Look up. This is for you, Tom. Look up the Head coach of the Oklahoma City Thunder. His name is Dagonal or. Dagonal or. Right, go ahead. Do you have the spelling there?

[Chick McGee]

And what am I looking for exactly?

[Tom Griswold]

The way he spells his name, it's like D, A, E, G, I, N, K, U, L, T. Aren't you glad?

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, what were your thoughts on the Knicks coach being fired?

[Tom Griswold]

What are they doing right. I've always said this on any professional sports level. Fire the coach. All right, then what? Yeah, okay, so he took your team.

[Chick McGee]

From the basement to almost getting to the NBA Finals.

[Tom Griswold]

Two seasons, 50 plus wins.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Beat the Celtics, Tatum be damned. Let's fire.

[Josh Arnold]

But he couldn't seal the deal the last two years.

[Tom Griswold]

But last year they said he doesn't play his reserves. The starters play too much and they got tired. And this year there was on his back, everybody playing too much.

[Chick McGee]

Got a bad haircut.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Kind of. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, James Dolan, the guy who owns the Garden and the Knicks or whatever the hell he is. Jones is a world. He's kind of a Griswold, if you know what I mean. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So well educated.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom and. And Tibbs and Dolan in the hallway probably got sideways. And Tom. I'm sorry. James Dolan said something like get rid of him right now. Next thing you know, he's fired. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

What am I supposed to be looking up over here?

[Tom Griswold]

How does Oklahoma City Thunder basketball head coach spell his name? Game.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it remind you of the Renault alliance? Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm. You're still time here. I. This things. These things take time. My machine is apparently overworked.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor workman blames his tools. Give me eight seconds and I understand that last week. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

D, A, I, G, N, E, A.

[Tom Griswold]

U, L, T. Boy, that's something, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Dajuno.

[Tom Griswold]

They say Dagonal, I think Sounds like a car. Why? Yeah, Renault alliance, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It sounds like one of the terrible names Volkswagen used to give their cars.

[Josh Arnold]

Like Farfig, Nugan. Now I had a separate deal that was.

[Chick McGee]

That was a.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't they make that up, that word? Farfa, Noogan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was a whole campaign, but they had one. I owned one of them. I couldn't pronounce it.

[Christy Lee]

Tiguan.

[Chick McGee]

No, like a bug. The. The VW Bug, the suv. That was a good one. Carmen. D was a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Atlas, I think Volkswagen has.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I have is the Atlas.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good one. They've changed.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Chick McGee]

They're back with better names now.

[Tom Griswold]

I Understand? Last week, while I was on vacation in Aruba with my family, such as it is, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Broken family, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard some chatter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That at one point during the morning last week, Tom says, has anyone heard from Chick? And Christy pipes up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She. He just put up on his instagram the Chick McGee picture of him floating. Floating in the ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tom said, face up or face down?

[Christy Lee]

He did say.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, he didn't. I. I said that.

[Tom Griswold]

You said that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

I said face up or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I said face down. By choice.

[Pat Godwin]

And none of us laughed, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they got a huge laugh. Oscar snipped it out, put it online. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Million hits. Unbelievable. Believable.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you had. Why I asked. That is because you were hesitant to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hesitant to leave anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And that proved to be correct. I don't like to be.

[Christy Lee]

You like to be in your home?

[Josh Arnold]

Most people do, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. We're home buddies. Yeah. The older we get, Tom doesn't like to do anything or go anywhere. And once he gets there, he wants to go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. Well, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Except skiing. He'll go.

[Chick McGee]

Scheme. Now it's time for us to push on. I'm trying to pronounce this guy's name.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm bored with you.

[Chick McGee]

All of you. No, it's. I've been given an assignment. I've got to pronounce this unpronounceable name. Mark. This says the Heart. It's a hard gag.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that'd be Dagonal.

[Chick McGee]

This says. This says Dagnalt.

[Tom Griswold]

Dagnolt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That can't be right.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it says here. I don't know. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

We will hear tonight, won't we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we will.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you guys will.

[Chick McGee]

I won't be watching. I hope it's the. The ending a sentence that begins with his name, followed by what a terrible job he did and how his team suffered and had a humiliating, humiliating loss.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think we know who Tom's rooting for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Boom, boom, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're the Thunder, Tom. So the Pacers and the Thunder. The Sirs and the Dirs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm not buying that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't care that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like the surfing?

[Chick McGee]

Other people do that. That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what you would like for Father's Day, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Another pair of Raycon everyday earbuds. Wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you love that? You darn right, Raycon's. Latest model is better than ever before. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity. You can pair two to two devices at once. And Raycon has a quick charge function, 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And they also have active noise cancellation at about half the price of other premium hoity toity brands available in all the colors. And Raycon has a 30 day day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com Tom get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds. Raycon 15% off the best selling everyday earbuds at buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we have the giant elephant in a grocery store and it's a variation of the bowl in the china.

[Josh Arnold]

Shop as opposed to a miniature elephant.

[Chick McGee]

A fair question. I, I think as elephants go, this one is considered to be an xl, although most are now that, now that you mentioned it, I guess, I guess let's just say an elephant is enough.

[Josh Arnold]

I just had to get you back for uninhabitable.

[Tom Griswold]

The dirtiest sporting event is continuing. We'll have results. The French Open. Oh, Joker wins yesterday. Coco Golf Goff. She won and got married to Jared Goff.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is all gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Congeal. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom. I think you're on mute.

[Jess Hooker]

Workday starting to sound the same.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're on mute.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

You can find the right job for you.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. So wonderful for Tom to meander into the studio. Hello, Josh, Pat, Christy. Hey, Jess is here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace I chick in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You guys playing cards?

[Tom Griswold]

Go right ahead.

[Chick McGee]

I always love that I got. I got sidetracked by some important business.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you did.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you for taking care of the important business so that we don't have to.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. You'll all be getting paychecks this week. Except for Chick. I didn't have time to fix his.

[Tom Griswold]

What again? No joke.

[Chick McGee]

You were on vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Should I pay you?

[Tom Griswold]

Has eliminated 2024 run rub. Alexander. Write this down. This is Alexander's last name. Tennis player in the French Open. You ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Z V E. This ain't American.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. R E V.

[Josh Arnold]

A race car starting.

[Tom Griswold]

So Djokovic advances. Coco G. Advances. That's right. She married Jared Goff.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Back of the line. They're very happy. Go golf. Golf. She doesn't have to change any of her. What do you call those towels?

[Christy Lee]

Monograms.

[Josh Arnold]

She loves putt putt. Did you know that she lives.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, golf, Coco.

[Josh Arnold]

Golf. Golf goes putt putt.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she goes to the bathroom, makes a boom, boom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna leave again.

[Josh Arnold]

Her favorite dish is couscous.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, is everybody ready? All right. Colorado animal control officer responded to a local golf course in Colorado to remove an unusual hazard from the fairway. A peacock. Oh, the Thornton Police Department.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that peacock?

[Tom Griswold]

They. I think they're more of a.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they scream?

[Tom Griswold]

Among the many sound effects. I think I really nailed the people.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It feels good when I look at Tom, too.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of people don't realize it, but that famous sound effect, the Wilhelm Scream, is actually a peacock.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that joke is for no one, really.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I think the Wilhelm scream is a famous recorded scream. It's been used in many, many movies. But a lot of people are aware of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's. The joke was meant for that many people. It's just that it wasn't funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone I see here it is. Now, even those that know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we've all heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

That end does it for me. I think that's the signature.

[Chick McGee]

Is that licensed, by the. The way, if you want to use that. Oh, it's. It's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. In public. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can write. Anybody can use that.

[Chick McGee]

And do we know who the original.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Was it a guy named Wilhelm?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Stuntman. And some black and white Arthur. Tom Fix movie or something.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Wilhelm Reich at the end. Wasn't it Wilhelm Reich, the author of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oregon Comedic at the End?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a little goofy.

[Tom Griswold]

It does sound like he's trying to make a joke at the end. Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds orgasmic.

[Josh Arnold]

I just saw it in a movie that came out. Out like.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

And I.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, it just takes me. It's a five. Five, five number.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Watching a film.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. That's a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you say it's orgasmic.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds a little orgasmic.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you be the judge. Ready?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're Falling off a cliff at the time.

[Chick McGee]

So maybe it is Wilhelm Reich.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't.

[Chick McGee]

You know who that is, Christine? No. Really? Maybe you should.

[Christy Lee]

Is he a porn star?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he's a leader before. He's the First Reich famous psychoanalyst that had the book about orgasms.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He had orgone therapy.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Orson Bean wrote a famous book called.

[Jess Hooker]

Oregon and Me where they would give the woman.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

They would consider them being mad. And so then.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He was like a post Freudian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, he had a whole big thing about orgasms.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that where they would build the machines that would. Basically had some of those.

[Josh Arnold]

They also had hol reeds filled with bees.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was like the first vibrator. And also digital stimulation. You would actually a woman if she was considered having some sort of madness.

[Chick McGee]

He had a machine the doctor would relieve.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that movie too, and I don't know why. And the doctor had a little. It looked like a portable curtain. Stage curtain.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he covered. I guess he was making funny faces. He didn't want the patient to see the.

[Chick McGee]

The orgone energy accumulator.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember who Orson Bean was? He was.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. No one does. He was alive today.

[Christy Lee]

He was on those games.

[Chick McGee]

And he lived to be like a hundred. And I think he got. Actually, I think he died like a year ago. It was by a car.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was not long ago.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, he was a big Wilhelm Reichi and whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Christ. It didn't happen sooner.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah. Funny guy. I'm sorry. I've taken us completely off track. Where were we? What were you talking about again?

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking about a beacon peacock.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

The Thornton Police Department dispatched officers to the Todd Creek Golf Club. I don't want anything to do with this place.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The peacock was. Why is there water in the living room? Spotted wandering across the fairway. Officials say the peacock posted a safety concern, at least for both golfers, in itself. A photo shared by the department shows an animal control officer carrying the bird off the course. Authorities quote, just another day on the green. And the animal was safely relocated. And it went a little something like this. What you got to do is another dead peacock. So what.

[Chick McGee]

Troubles me about this is go to Florida. Almost every golf course has a pond full of alligators.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're concerned about a bird, especially a peacock.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd think you'd be able to shoo it away, right?

[Christy Lee]

It would be pretty easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, are peacocks. They Must be protected or something. Something. Right.

[Chick McGee]

They're beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't just.

[Chick McGee]

And the male. The. The peacock, as opposed to the pea hen, is the one. Is the one that has.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa. It's pee hand for the girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Phew. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they. But they.

[Tom Griswold]

The something else.

[Chick McGee]

Am I correct in saying the male is the one that has the big plumage and all the colors? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You thought it was p. Usy.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what you thought?

[Tom Griswold]

Close.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

You've now saved yourself after the Wilhelm Scream reference. Although I. Who am I to talk? I. I was referencing. I had too Much to dream last night in the Electric Prunes. I stand. I stand in your shadow. That's a very fine joke, but, yeah. I don't know why that was a big deal to remove the peacock. They're beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

They're always a treat to see. I know they're annoying to some, but.

[Chick McGee]

We had a story last year of the. There was some old folks home or something where there were so many of them. They were. They were screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Making so much noise.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's scary noise. There's a house that was next to my middle school growing up, and when we would get off the bus, the peacock would scream at us every day. And that's just. Yeah. And you'd be outside during lunch, and.

[Josh Arnold]

He'D scream, are they like geese? If you get too close, they'll go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you get close to their nest or their.

[Tom Griswold]

Their spirit space here is an actual peacock screen.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not as bad. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a lot more pleasant than I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it's got to get old, though, if there are 20 of them outside your window.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, that's pretty good. Not bad, Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's in.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's in the middle of the novel.

[Josh Arnold]

He's finding out where Orson Bean was.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I'm. I'm about peacocks, and if they're dangerous. Yeah. They apparently chase people and they bite.

[Tom Griswold]

So all the birds chase people. Geese and heron and eagles, Canada geese.

[Christy Lee]

Goose, whatever they are.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know that? Christy, while you were gone, all we've been hearing about is her bird feeders.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. I've become a bird fanatic.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a picture of a squirrel with a bird costume on trying to tell you to feed the bird feeder.

[Christy Lee]

I saw that. Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's wearing a fake beacon.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna have to take out another mortgage to pay for all the bird stuff. The raccoons keep stealing my bird feeders chick. They, they steal them, the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Raccoons are, are crafty and they have an imposable digit.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So I've started taking them in at night. I just put. I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

You took the raccoons in so they don't get the birds. Oh, yeah. That'd be a better way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, by the way, hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you for joining us. We're going back to the sports page.

[Tom Griswold]

According to Major League Baseball and the Nielsen rating Service, the league has experienced a double digit increase in viewership in both the United States and Japan. ESPN coverage up 22% averaging 1.74 million viewers. It's the most watched season on ESPN through the first two months of the season since 2017.

[Josh Arnold]

Obviously. Shohei oh, time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. The Major League Baseball Tuesday package ON TBS has a 16 in percent increase. Fox Sports up 10. Everything's up. Major League. Major League Baseball hot right now because of Ohtani. The NBA is reportedly working on a plan to turn next season's All Star Game. They have to do something into a US versus world competition a la the NHL.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

The leg is the league leg. The league has not made any final determinations. It's still unclear how the format might work. Speaking of Fox Sports from.

[Chick McGee]

It would work. You get the guys that are from foreign countries. Jeffries playing the guys from the U.S. nBA Commissioner Adams.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, during the Russian against the world or I forget what they.

[Josh Arnold]

Called it, the four nations.

[Tom Griswold]

Four nations. Russia, of course, hotbed for hockey players. It was not invited because of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The Ukraine deal. But I mean that was a big damn deal.

[Chick McGee]

But it would be guys that are already in the NBA from foreign countries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I get your. I get.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it confusing? What's the difficult.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they don't have enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, Adam Silver, who is not an actual human being, he's from Venus and he's the guy that.

[Chick McGee]

He'S the guy that put together the whole Space Jam thing. The aliens versus. Yes. So it's the same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The Monstars.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one big challenge regarding any US versus world format. About 70% of NBA players are American, 30% international. So it would in theory be easier for an international player to make the All Star team if the rosters are the same size. I have no idea why.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, the Best player in the league is connected. Canadian. Technically.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Shay Gilders Alexander. Yeah, absolutely. Canadian. Yeah. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he played for Canada.

[Chick McGee]

I know he was.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

I was doing your joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's do it. What's the name?

[Chick McGee]

What's his name again?

[Tom Griswold]

Shay Gilgis Alexander.

[Chick McGee]

Gilgis Alexander can't take his own medicine, goes to Aruba and gets all fancy on us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you did? You got all fancy on us?

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I'm all fancy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, fancy vest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm all fancy.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at old pinkies out over there.

[Chick McGee]

I like this idea of us versus the. I mean, they've only. How many guys do they have to have on the other team? 10 and 5. If 30 of the floor, 30 of the. In base from foreign countries, we're gonna be able to get 10 guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you want more than.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, do you need subs? You have 10 at least.

[Chick McGee]

They can get 10.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it. It just makes everybody hate us more.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you so passionate about a speculative story?

[Chick McGee]

Because we're gonna charge it too tariff for these foreigners to play. That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember, don't be political. Olympic boxer Tony Jeffries has broken the. Oh, son of a. Mother stupid world record.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter?

[Tom Griswold]

Pay attention to me, okay? Because this is convoluted af.

[Chick McGee]

It may be. It may be a difficult story to spew out the information.

[Tom Griswold]

Olympic boxer Tony Jeffries has broken the Guinness World Record for the most full extension punches in 2014.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so what? I wonder what he was hitting.

[Tom Griswold]

The 40 year old. The old lady. The 40 year old from Britain achieved the title with A total of 147,218 punches. Yes. Averaging 1.7 punches per second. The record and achievement for Tony, whose career left him with severe injuries.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And what do you think of a severe injury for a boxer? What would you think of?

[Chick McGee]

Usually something involving the brain. Yeah, her pugilistic dementia.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Jeffries says I had a hole in one knuckle, a bear, a big old tear in the other tendon. I had surgery on both hands, but my hands didn't recover. I told I could never punch ever again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So he had to quit hockey.

[Pat Godwin]

They fight.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a joke.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking at Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

It was words put together. This.

[Chick McGee]

This coming from Will. Will Helm. Scream. The. The turducken of today's show. Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm not doing this.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You read the Last. You read the last paragraph of that, Tom. Go ahead, Go ahead, read the last paragraph.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but after he broke the record, the quote. Yeah, this is a great comeback story. The guy was seriously hurt, and now he's punching stuff. He goes, we as human beings can do what we put our minds to. And this is what I'm telling my kids now. But I remember my ma' am told me. Ma' am. M A M. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's Mom.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to do things that no one else does, you've got to do things that no one else does.

[Josh Arnold]

Brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Is everybody's life better here?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He can only eat a soup through a straw.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you would have liked this story if he'd been punching David Rush's head.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

That is true.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you know what you missed, Chick?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you missed.

[Christy Lee]

You missed the reunion of David Rush and Hollywood Hannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood, Hannah assured me he would never work with that basketball.

[Christy Lee]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the quote.

[Chick McGee]

Hollywood has moved to Michigan, but he went back to Idaho when he got back together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he was great. He did all the work on that.

[Christy Lee]

They did the behind the ball, behind the back catch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They were reunited. We're gonna get him in here. Hollywood hand is going to come in. We want to break a record with him to be one of David rushes.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to know the exact date of when he's going to be coming in here so I can. So I can make arrangements to be here and be ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

Or be in a room, take a week off.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be here swinging from the rafter.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Are you going to go with the artistic noose or just something kind of homemade?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, completely rudimentary.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and here's real sport sports real quick for Tom. Major league BAS Commissioner Rob Manfred said yesterday intends to submit a proposal to the league's competition committee, the Major League Baseball, that could implement the Automated Ball Strike Challenge system ahead of Opening Day 2026, effectively taking the human element of Major League umpires out of Major League Baseball.

[Josh Arnold]

Think of that sentence. I intend to submit a proposal.

[Chick McGee]

So somebody went to college.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm considering putting an idea out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna try to turn this idea into a concept and then expand it into a program.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm against it. I know Tom's Ford. He doesn't want to have the human element in any of our sporting events. Why? Why? Why should we?

[Chick McGee]

There's money on the line here. Let's get this right now the French isn't the French Open right now isn't that a big deal that they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing Djokovic I we did they're doing any of my award winning sport sportscast. We had Zev Rev. We sound like a car.

[Chick McGee]

We no longer but they're. They're having.

[Christy Lee]

They're using.

[Chick McGee]

They're using the human beings.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And they're not happy. Players aren't happy about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay now what are players happy about? The end of the sports cast.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's hurtful.

[Josh Arnold]

Just shot after shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The man is.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like that. That guy who got hit in the head too much in 24 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like we gave a monkey a machine gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Tony Jeffries.

[Josh Arnold]

And then we're sitting here going why are we all getting shot?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a problem. Thinking about we're coming back with the for some reason why Aruba is just. They love the Flintstones.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't wait to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not joking. I'm not kidding. It was yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know. Once again, we are in the Aurelio Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.comcontest-rules or just search scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey there, travelers.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Go to your happy price. Priceline. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Howdy, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker's here. Hi. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby is here. Hey, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. This has been Chick Magee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And It'll be Chick McGee speaking again because you said that on your recent trip to Aruba you found there's a connection between Aruba and the great television show the Flintstones.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird, odd things. I didn't know what to expect. It was just a strange. It's a strange place. The Portuguese, Spanish, broken English. What. What is that? The Keshi yena. It's a giant ball of cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Packed with chicken and beef. And normally I had. I had it Gouda, and it was very good. But for some reason, they love the Flintstones in Aruba. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Aruba. Meet Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

There's your Big Mama Grill. This is. This is Baby beach in Aruba. And it's.

[Chick McGee]

There's Dino.

[Tom Griswold]

A hotbed for snorkeling.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We saw some turtles and stuff close up. The turtles were acting like. As you're snorkeling around the turtle. The turtle acts scared. And I'm not sure why.

[Christy Lee]

Well, because you're in his house, possibly.

[Chick McGee]

So there's a. There's a Flintstones mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And a. And a. And a giant. And Dino.

[Tom Griswold]

And the waiters and the servers are the. The Fred Pelt, I guess that Fred.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that. Kind of cut triangularly at the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

They have to wear that.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to wear those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have.

[Chick McGee]

That's got to be so humiliating.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a living.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't have Diet Coke right there on the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And they have American, if you will, hamburgers, hot dogs. I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, were they called, like, Bronto Burgers?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just hamburger Hot dog. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they didn't keep the theme.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they didn't. It didn't go that far.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Because even the chairs and tables look Bedrockian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very much so. But it doesn't. And the name of the restaurant is not Bedrock Inn, it's Big Mama Grill.

[Josh Arnold]

So that they're. They're trying to stay. They got a lot of the radar of litigiousness.

[Chick McGee]

Although I imagine doing it in Aruba would be a lot of money to go sue them for.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. So they're kind of keeping it just in case.

[Tom Griswold]

I will tell you that the. The Flintstone mobile there is not made of stone as the original in the cartoon. It's made of wood. And it has been there a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How did this.

[Tom Griswold]

A warping has. Has occurred.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Some nails sticking out.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, this picture. I don't know where this is from. I did not take this picture, but I didn't. They won't let you get in the car. Or touch it. Actually, there. Now, there's a guy. There's a guy in charge of the car, so.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't mess with the car. Well, that's an old phone.

[Josh Arnold]

And why have it?

[Chick McGee]

It's right there on the beach.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not supposed. Don't touch it. Don't even look at it.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, some guys got to stand there all day telling kids they can't play in the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's sucks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they probably got rusty nails in it or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it does? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're playing your own risk.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge, horrible rusty nails coming.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine you got a good carpenter, spend half an hour there. He could probably clean the thing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever happened to at your own risk? I. I want to. I want to live in the world we used to live in, where at your own risk was completely acceptable.

[Jess Hooker]

It still says that at some public pools when the lifeguards off duty. Yeah, you can still get sued.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. And that's what I know. That should be sue proof.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At your own risk.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we got a great lawsuit in the news. That's. We can segue right into that one.

[Josh Arnold]

That you agree with or.

[Chick McGee]

I did. Well, but wait till you hear the facts. I. I think that this person's making a huge mistake, but. Christy, do you have that one?

[Christy Lee]

A California doctor is suing a Thai restaurant over at Spicy Dragon Balls. It's a dish. And has decided these aren't real Dragon Balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's all out. I know.

[Christy Lee]

And has decided to represent herself in this particular case.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's where I. What's the old phrase?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody who represents themselves as a fool.

[Chick McGee]

For a. Yeah, as a fool for a client.

[Tom Griswold]

Your Honor, my client is an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Dr. Hares Harja.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Harjis Lean y filed the civil lawsuit against Coup d' Thai right now.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, do you like the name? It's a Thai restaurant. Coup d' Thai.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, anytime you get assassination puns.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we got our pole pot of soup today. Kind of bony.

[Christy Lee]

Accusing the eatery of negligence and an intentional infliction of emotional distress. After suffering burns on her vocal cords, esophagus and nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think you were gonna say vocal. We had this story. This story's been around for a couple years.

[Christy Lee]

20, 23. Just going to trial a lot in Constitution. Dr. Walia, a neurologist, has since dropped her lawyer and will instead represent herself in a trial.

[Chick McGee]

She's a neurologist. She's a neurologist. She's obviously extremely intelligent. But how smart are you if you get a. A dish at a Thai first at any. At a Thai place? Anyway, you got to be careful.

[Christy Lee]

They say Thai hot. But if.

[Chick McGee]

But if it's called dragon balls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Jury trial scheduled to start August 25th.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. You don't expect it to burn your vocal cords.

[Jess Hooker]

That is extreme. But also I wonder. I always wonder about what's not in the story. Like, were they mean to her or did they give her a hard time? Like, is this. Is there more to it than just.

[Josh Arnold]

Did the menu say at your own risk?

[Chick McGee]

Dragon balls. That sounds kind of like a sex move, doesn't it, Josh? Like when you. When you were in South Korea, I gave her the old Korean dragon ball balls.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we get a nerf gun and just shoot him every time he sees.

[Tom Griswold]

We had run around here for a while? Hat brings up a good point.

[Christy Lee]

I think I have one in my drawer.

[Tom Griswold]

I think some sort of automatic weapon is in order here. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's supposed to be a. Obviously they call them dragon balls. It's supposed to be a play on words.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because it's hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cuz dragons spit fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I've never heard the phrase dragon balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's. It's a. It's a cartoon dragon ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Dragon ball Z. But this has nothing to do with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I would seem like why you're tired. Yeah, I'm dragging balls.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard that. Have you ever heard that saying?

[Chick McGee]

Should we start.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should start it.

[Chick McGee]

If you're dragging balls, you may want to go to the er.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a meatball type thing?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought. How you doing this morning, Josh? Everything okay? You look kind of tired.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm dragging balls across. Across broken glass, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

But so anyway, she's going to be defending herself in front of a jerk. A jury. A prosecuting. Rather, in front of a jury.

[Christy Lee]

It's a specific appetizer. A dish spicy, made with chicken or fish meatballs, served at some Thai restaurants.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that's real spicy, boy.

[Chick McGee]

But it is going to court.

[Christy Lee]

Ace. Elite Thai food. Thai hot. Won't you, Ace?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Christy Lee]

I like it Thai hot. You all. You order it Thai hot.

[Pat Godwin]

Not Thai hot hot hot. Just regular hot.

[Jess Hooker]

Right under hot hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently in this case. Apparently tie out. Could burn your esophagus. This. But it says she's. She only wants 35,000 in damages.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, she's not being crazy then.

[Chick McGee]

I would think it's going to cost the restaurant more than that to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why wouldn't they just settle?

[Chick McGee]

So who knows? We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the perfect figure to start a lawsuit? Like 2.1 million, something like that? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

2.1 is gotta be. Give yourself some wiggle room.

[Tom Griswold]

You know like a contention getter.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

35000 here. Give him a 5000. Go away.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Start high.

[Christy Lee]

A recent study suggests the so called Ozempic penis may be making penises appear to be larger.

[Tom Griswold]

Well that comes with weight loss. It does any amateur.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they say £50? Every £50 lost you gain an inch every 50. Yeah, I think it is.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Look, people are big out there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The new data from the United Kingdom shows The average erect PE length increased by nearly half an inch. Rising from 5.17 inches in 2022.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

To 5.63 inches in 2024. An 8.9% increase. Medical experts, some of them suggest the change may be linked in part to the growing use of the weight loss medication like Ozempic. Dr. Richard Viney, a consultant urologist.

[Chick McGee]

Viney.

[Josh Arnold]

So wait a minute. They're not saying. Saying people who use Ozempic have bigger penises. They're saying penises overall are getting bigger and they. It might be because of weight loss.

[Christy Lee]

Due to a reduction in the fat pad located above the pubic region. Josh. Which can obscure part of the shaft in my opinion.

[Josh Arnold]

Your place is a fat pad in my opinion. How dare this story suggest that Ozempic is causing larger penises. That's crippled criminal. To do that.

[Chick McGee]

You'll be able to see it again I think is the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Dr. Viney explains as men lose weight a hidden portion of the penis may become more visible.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds funny every time.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Viney notes that over time age related weight gain and prostate enlargement can cause the penis to appear shorter.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Weight loss, he says can potentially lead to a slight increase in the appearance of penis size.

[Chick McGee]

So there's no actual length, right?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's already there. It's just covered. It's just there's fat around it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know there's a man can have an erection after he's dead?

[Jess Hooker]

Is that true?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he has one constant dead. It's called Ricker mortise.

[Chick McGee]

It's the entire body.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called angel lust.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Angel L. Yeah, I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Angel L. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There has to be a band called that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why there isn't, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I was told that they went with men and I've never. Your friend works at a mortuary, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So we need to find this out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That when they fill you up with embalming fluid, they know you're full when the man gets erect, and that's why they're only. Half of the coffin is open.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. You heard that, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's what I was told.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you've got to get off the Internet.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was told that when I was like in grade school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but stick with it.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

So are there people? Boy, this is a good topic.

[Chick McGee]

Let's come back.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we'll come back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called a cab, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

So, so what this is saying is ozembic penis is. Is.

[Christy Lee]

It's not real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a misnomer in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But it just. Men appear to be larger because they're not as fat as they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Which makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I mean, if that. It does that, that's yet another selling point for it.

[Josh Arnold]

But. But it isn't.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, no, but I mean, if I were trying to sell the stuff. Hey, by the way, fellas, you're going to be slimmer and huge at the same time. They're going to. They're going to look, they're going to go for that. We'll find out the details when we return.

[Josh Arnold]

We already did.

[Chick McGee]

Come back and Josh is going to entertain you.

[Tom Griswold]

Pre sold it and then answered all the questions.

[Josh Arnold]

And I am good at entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio Filler. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

I was worried we'd bring back the same team.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hard to install? No, it's easy. I installed these and then got some for my mom too. She talked to a design consultant for free and scheduled a professional measure and install. How of Fame son.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Me now. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, parts and service you need. Fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Songless.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We haven't heard one song.

[Tom Griswold]

No songs, zero songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Very odd morning so far.

[Tom Griswold]

It is an odd.

[Pat Godwin]

It's nice to have you back, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat. I appreciate it. Looks good. It's nice to be back. Oh, I'm, I, I get. I can't wait till tomorrow morning. You know why?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna be better looking.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello. Josh Harlow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you find wine.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Oh, yeah. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom, you promised tan lines.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and you in the, in the restroom. Anytime you want, baby. Feast your eyes.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of see your sunglasses.

[Tom Griswold]

My sunglasses? Mark here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you really tan. I mean, it's, it's brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's showing us his upper thigh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is, that is cream. That is creamy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you have short.

[Jess Hooker]

He has. When he puts his glasses on, he looks like Lester Holt.

[Tom Griswold]

I do look like Lester Holt because my hair goes and Tom, Josh. Pat, if I've ever said anything to you that hurt your feelings about losing your hair, I apologize because I'm thinning and there's nothing more exquisite than the pain of a sunburn on the top of your head.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is something.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy moly.

[Pat Godwin]

New one. When you start losing your hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And it really kicked in this. It was bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I was going to pass out. I woke up and I'm like, why is my pillow hurting my hair?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

And a shower is really something. I essentially shampoo, like, with suntan lotion.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when I'm out and then I get home and I didn't take a brush with me for my hair because, you know, I was going to just let it happen. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Vacation hair.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a wild scene down there.

[Chick McGee]

Just let it happen.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I. This morning I got a shower doing, like, grab the brush. It's a paddle brush. Start to go through my hair. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Did that hurt?

[Pat Godwin]

Holy hell, yeah, the bristles.

[Chick McGee]

That'll happen. Do you have a sunroof in your car?

[Tom Griswold]

I do, but it's always closed.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Sunroofs open.

[Christy Lee]

Do you wear a hat a lot?

[Tom Griswold]

I did wear a hat my daughter got on me about. Put your Hat on, death. Put your damn hat on.

[Chick McGee]

And then put your. Put your trunks on. For God's.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I mention it was my daughter? Thank you, Pat. I said that up front.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe you should get a Panama jack hat. You could. You could pull that off. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys wear those on the beach or do you always wear a ball cap?

[Chick McGee]

I look like him in the French Foreign Legion.

[Tom Griswold]

We saw a guy walk by on the beach like that with the, the flap covering his neck. And my daughter goes, look at this guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's what she said yesterday. Pat McAfee in his show was doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

He's doing the soccer thing and they were all outside. Yeah, he had the French Foreign Legion thing going because. Getting the back of your neck burned. No treat. Painful. Now, let's see. Where were we? We were talking about your tan lines. Very sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you want to hear about the.

[Chick McGee]

Very hot.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an. It's actually, actually. Thank you, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Now let's just. I want to stop for just one second right here. I find tan lines on a lady very sexy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Ms. Hooker, do you find tan lines on a. On a man at all appealing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never thought about it. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then apparently it hasn't really.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess not. Yeah, I guess it. It didn't make an impression.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever deliberately had tan lines to sort of show them off to a man?

[Jess Hooker]

I grew up in the 90s.

[Christy Lee]

90S.

[Jess Hooker]

And we had a tanning bed in my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In the house.

[Jess Hooker]

In the house, man. I would come home from school every day and take a nap. 20 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Silver spoons over here.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, right? Then take another nap and hit the button again. For 20 more minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's 40 minutes. That's 40 minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It was all. Yeah, but we had the, the little stickers that you would put on your hip.

[Josh Arnold]

That was very popular.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Heart shaped or all.

[Tom Griswold]

The Playboy bunny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So wait a minute. So you wouldn't wear a bathing suit?

[Jess Hooker]

Not in my own tanning bed, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, can I ask a question of Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

When you use the occasional tanning. But I'm not saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you go in with your shorts on or off?

[Tom Griswold]

I have my. I. I'm from the Midwest, a modest folk. I wear my. I wear my underwear. I certainly don't get.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you wouldn't want to get?

[Pat Godwin]

I got all naked last time I went in there.

[Christy Lee]

My hand over myself when I used to use the tanning bed. I would wear a thong long, and then I would. I had cut little round, like doilies out of washcloths that I would stick always. Remember, we talked about this. So I wouldn't have any tan lines up here, but my, but my nips didn't get burned.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But if my head's any indication of how it was sunburned for the first time, I can't imagine what my ass would sunburn up like, that would be incredibly painful. Yeah, right? You never see the suns. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So this, this tanning bed at home thing, that's intriguing. You're relative. You're relatively dark, complected.

[Jess Hooker]

But I am. Yeah. My family. Yeah, Everybody in my family. Olive skin, dark.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe it's called Italian.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't that one of the death scenes in one of those movies, John?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you can't get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Final destination 3.

[Tom Griswold]

3. There's not a time I get in the tanning bed and lay down and I don't. I don't think the bottom part of it is going to give way and I'm going to fall into the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's exactly what happens in the movie. The guy gets trapped in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Two girls. Yeah, they. They're each in a tanning bed. And through a series of Rube Goldbergian mishaps. Yeah, they get trapped. And at one point, the glass does break and she falls right onto the lamps.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Josh Arnold]

Slowly roasts.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever done the standing tanning bed? Have you seen those?

[Tom Griswold]

I've not.

[Christy Lee]

I've done the self tanner like that.

[Jess Hooker]

But yeah, they have the standing tanning bed where it's like. And there's like. It kind of looks sexual because you hang on to these ropes so that you have no tan lines. Everything gets tan. So, yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

With Jess here, our, our staff chef. I wanted to share with her the giant ball of cheese that I ate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, before we get to that, I want to. I want to get a song out of Mr. Godwin, because this, this, this leads right to the perineum sunning event that we talked about. This was a popular. In Hollywood a couple of years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Brolin did this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in the Goonies. Did you know that? The Goonies. He was in the Goonies.

[Chick McGee]

It's great actor Josh Brolin. What's he. What's he most. What's. What's his best movie?

[Tom Griswold]

No country for.

[Josh Arnold]

But most people probably know him as Thanos in the Avengers movies, even though.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't see his face looks like he has a testicle on. Honest, Jen.

[Chick McGee]

No country for Old Men. Terrific actor. In any event, he went on to tick tock, I guess, and said that do not do this. It's a. The idea was you expose your perineum, your. The taint area, the area between the B hole and the A hole. There was this thing in Hollywood, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

B hole in the A hole. If you have a hole in your bees. I think the B hole is the A hole.

[Christy Lee]

I think you meant.

[Josh Arnold]

And not the P hole. The balls don't count as part of the.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you were trying hard. What about for the lead, the sea hole? That's what you're trying not to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

So A, the B, the C. This.

[Chick McGee]

Has gotten very awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. There's a D hole, too. Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, the larger point here is there an F hole. People were encouraged to go out and, you know, tan that area. And he did it, and it was. It was nasty. He got really badly burned and he says, don't do it. And you have a tribute to this.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna sing a little song for you right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in the morning. Well, nothing could be sweeter than the tannin day of Peter in morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Where.

[Pat Godwin]

The sun don't normally shine between the B hole and the naughty get some rares on that behind. Oh, all you trendy hotties, man, you gotta see them Tanning the perineum in the morning Legs up in the air with no panties on down there, May. Thanks, mate. Honey, we seem to have lost the singing peanut gallery here. Oh, ladies, tan your taints are fully for a day, and that big vitamin D energy is coming your way. Oh, nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. So on that note, we'll take a.

[Tom Griswold]

Short break, all right?

[Chick McGee]

We'll come back with some kind of weird cheese ball, apparently a giant ball of cheese. And also, what else have you got? Coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have bagpipes in the news, and we have twins celebrating their 100th birthday. And you know how we always like to find out from the oldies how they stayed so young at such an old age, how they lived so long. We're going to find out their tips.

[Chick McGee]

No, Please tell me it's a lot of butter, a lot of pastries, and a lot of. Of coffee.

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that wouldn't that be great and a lot of spaghetti right now. This portion of the Bottom of the Time show brought to you by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy. And we were talking last week about how it was. The, the, the month of May, I should say was, was a month devoted to awareness of mental health issues. And Better Help is all about, as they say, kicking the stigma about seeking counsel, seeking, seeking therapy. It's okay. It's important. It's a, there's a struggle out there for a lot of us. And sometimes a therapist can be extraordinarily helpful. And by the way, more than 35,000 therapists work with the BetterHelp system. And you could be one of them or you could be one of the clients. And the way it works is, by the way, you'll be joining a list of some 10 million. Now, how it works is you do the therapy online and you can do it wherever you want to be because you don't have to be at an office. You can do it at your own office. You can do it in your car, you can do it at the job site, whatever, and you can do it with a camera on. You can do it just like you're on a phone call. Whatever works for you. You could even do a texting back and forth with a licensed therapist. And by the way, the therapists have a large array of expertise. So you'll be hooked up with a therapist. You can change therapists anytime, no additional fees or involved. And betterhelp.com is the largest online therapy provider in the world. They can provide access to mental health professionals again with a diverse variety of specialties. So talk it out with BetterHelp. Bob and Tom. Listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com btshow that's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow and once again, the therapy is done online, so it's a lot more convenient. Convenient. We are coming right back. We have interesting news from the world of sports. I understand if this sport is eating cheese, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Michael Rosenbaum.

[Chick McGee]

I am Tom Welling.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to Talk Bill where it's fun to talk about Smallville.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you liking the direction Lois is going in? Yeah, because I'm getting more screen time. Good. But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all feel like there.

[Tom Griswold]

Was a scene missing here. Got me, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Let's revisit it. Let's look at it, see what we remember.

[Tom Griswold]

See what we remember.

[Chick McGee]

I had never been around anything like that before.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it was so fun. Talk, Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's get into it. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. There's Jess Hooker. She's here. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

The zebra's still loose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. We have that story coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. They're still looking. And it's right near Murfreesboro. Reno Reno's house.

[Christy Lee]

Reno Collier's home.

[Chick McGee]

We got to call him up, see if he's seen the. The zebra.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's what we need to do. There's.

[Chick McGee]

There's a loose zebra in Tennessee.

[Jess Hooker]

Murfreesboro.

[Chick McGee]

There's an R in there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's near Bristol Kingsport, Johnson City. I used to vacation there early in my radio career. Honest to gosh. It's a nice little swimming and things.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the zebra's name is Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You might as well do the story, Pat. Zebra continues to wreak havoc in Tennessee after escaping life. Last week, the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office said the zebra broke loose on May 31, just one day after its owners had obtained it. The animal had been, quote, wreaking HAVOC on Interstate 24 and running amok through traffic, leading deputies to briefly close the interstate. Officials say several professional tracking groups are involved in the search for the zebra. The zebra was last seen entering a wooded area near Joby Jackson Jackson Parkway and Epps Mill Road. Despite efforts by the owner and local authorities, including the deployment of professional tracking groups and a scheduled canine search, the poor zebra has still not been located.

[Chick McGee]

He's having a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope.

[Christy Lee]

They caution that zebras can be unpredictable and are not easily domesticated. Thus the reason this zebra decided to, I guess, run away.

[Chick McGee]

How hard is it to spread? Spot?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a big striped horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot of woods.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot of woods.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, man. Yeah, hopefully it's all right.

[Chick McGee]

And apparently they're very mean. They kind of look mean, and they can be very. I remember some guy got killed by one a couple years.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

It was that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Zebras have black and white stripes, and you're thinking, why is that camouflage in Africa?

[Chick McGee]

It's to keep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's to be able to. To. Not they. You can't tell one zebra from the other or how many zebra there are if you see a bunch of them.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so you can't have a personal vendetta.

[Tom Griswold]

They all blend in, eliminating the personal vendetta. That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

And it makes it harder for other animals to find the lame one.

[Tom Griswold]

Pick one out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Tetsi flies.

[Christy Lee]

And it's also for TTS flies.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care how. What size they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Big, big flies or Teetsi flies.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. Yeah, whatever you want to say. What's the biggest fly I've ever seen. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Some horse flies that are pretty darn big.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I see everything. When I saw an elephant stand.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick McGee is the Dumbo crows.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a rubber band.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is interesting, Christy, on your same topic, they also think that these. The. They keep away just house horse flies, which. Because the original story. I said that said they keep away TTSE flies.

[Christy Lee]

Flies, but for zebras.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what good they are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a TTSE problem here?

[Christy Lee]

So if I paint my house black and white stripes, the flies will stay away, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

And also lions and hyenas. Although he lives so far out of town. There may be lions and hyenas out there.

[Christy Lee]

There's a bear. I'm convinced.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently. Okay, well, let's move forward. You said you had a cheese story.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. We had. I had a keshe yena. It is a official dish of technically, Curacao, which is also near Aruba, where I spent the last week or so. It's a large ball of cheese. Mine was a large ball of Gouda cheese stuffed with meat, chicken or beef, and various spices and vegetables, often considered a hearty and flavorful casserole. And I believe we have the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the size of that thing, huh? How big is.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a palm or what Big is a hubcap? A little bigger than my hand. Yeah. And I've got very wide hands, so it was pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Like an orangey afterbirth.

[Tom Griswold]

I had that.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's a crunchy bottom, right?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

So it's like a. The burnt cheese bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Burnt cheese bottom. Dark brown bottom. And yeah, they bake it. I guess it's like a bread bowl.

[Christy Lee]

But it's a cheese bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

You open that up, and there's all sorts of good things. I had that last. I'm gonna say, what is today? Thursday. I had that last Sunday night. And I have. I have yet to go to the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks tasty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was very.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very handy. Okay, let's go back to the news desk with. It's the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom. We do have an update on something that we talked about if you guys would like. Oh, please learn whether or not. When I was in grade school, somebody told me that a mortician will fill a book body with embalming fluid. And they know that it's enough when the penis becomes erect on a man.

[Tom Griswold]

And the indicator, if you will, is yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Hence the half casket.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That's why the bottom half of the casket is closed during a viewing. Chad says, hey, guys, I'm a mortician. Just letting you all know, we don't go by penis size to determine when you're done. When someone is done, no more blood will come out. Instead, embalming fluid will start to come out. That's when you know that. That the transfer is complete.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell of all the topics we've talked about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something else.

[Chick McGee]

Remember we had the one about the screw plug that they have to use?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's hold the insides inside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, James says. James, Jim from Georgia here. I can definitely confirm ozempic penis exists. My doctor has me taking Manjaro, another type of GLP1 for diabetes control and, well, weight loss. Whatever you need to do, Jimbo. He says, yes, I'm a fatty fat, fat, fat, fat. But I can confirm my manhood has definitely increased from two and a half inches to a whopping three.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations, Betty. Can see it again.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome to the club.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad he's happy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The article about ozempic penis really is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's just about. It's not. That's not so much. It's just weight loss.

[Jess Hooker]

Weight loss.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They're attached to their name to it is kind of irresponsible.

[Chick McGee]

But again, I think if they could use that as part of their ad campaign. You know, you talk about.

[Christy Lee]

But it's not true.

[Chick McGee]

But yes, there's a perception that you have a larger penis. Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

If you can market, hey, you're gonna lose weight and get a bigger wean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. You know who's gonna.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of guys are in whenever.

[Chick McGee]

You watch those commercials now for any kind of pharmaceutical, they have to ridiculously give you every single side effect, conceivable side effect. Instead of just going, you know, see the Internet for side effects. So you have to waste a minute of your life hearing about them. But I mean with. If you said this will make your penis larger, they're going to forget about the other. May cause loss of butthole. You know, you don't know. Who cares?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care about that anymore.

[Chick McGee]

May make you look like a chicken while naked.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, did you say loss of butthole?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm just saying you're going to ignore the side effects if it's. You'll have a huge penis and you'll be thinner. That's ozempic penis. Thank you very much. I'm sorry. So where were we? I've lost my place.

[Christy Lee]

A hungry wild elephant caused havoc at a grocery store in Thailand when he strolled through the store in search of snacks. Videos of the incident showed the huge male elephant.

[Tom Griswold]

This is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Known as plaik, blumbering into the shop from the nearby Kaoh Yao National Park.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys have pizza combos?

[Christy Lee]

The animal stopped in front of the shop's counter, calmly snatching and chomping on snacks, all the while ignoring park workers who were trying to shoo him away.

[Josh Arnold]

Ignoring.

[Christy Lee]

He later backed out of the shop, still holding a bag of snacks with his trunk. Despite his enormous size.

[Tom Griswold]

I paid for these.

[Christy Lee]

The elephant left little damage behind besides some mud tracks on the store's floor.

[Chick McGee]

Is it mud and ceiling? Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard that.

[Chick McGee]

How did he get the mud in the ceiling? Was this just his trunk going?

[Christy Lee]

No one was injured. A volunteer park worker familiar with the elephant by the name of. You just made. You want me to say this name, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Listen, I. This is Thailand. It's not my fault.

[Christy Lee]

Her name is deny.

[Josh Arnold]

Deny.

[Chick McGee]

Deny.

[Josh Arnold]

Deny.

[Chick McGee]

This. This one is rough. I will admit it.

[Christy Lee]

Deny Sukin talk chat.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it's sock souk.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's S o o k K a n souk can fash fash at.

[Christy Lee]

She is a volunteer park worker familiar with the elephant and said he's about 30 years old. It's a familiar sight in the area and he's known to enter folks's houses in search of food. Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

I have a simple suggestion. Anybody ready for this?

[Christy Lee]

Close the door.

[Chick McGee]

Smaller door.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe we had a video of.

[Christy Lee]

First time he was seen going into the store.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at the size of that thing.

[Chick McGee]

It is a big.

[Christy Lee]

That's why he's got mud on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Muddy on the ceiling. Because his back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, his back is actually touching the ceiling.

[Jess Hooker]

Need some moisturizer.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

He's all ashy. Isn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that store.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you ride an elephant?

[Josh Arnold]

What? Backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Ass. But again, how is the door so big that an elephant can open air?

[Jess Hooker]

Garage doors.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a third world market.

[Tom Griswold]

It all looks. I just got back from Aruba. It all looks very familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised they're not just one L. Or that there's only one elephant there. Not 12 monkeys.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Python. What a garbage country.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a great place. But the food's great. Looks terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure it's all very up, up and up.

[Chick McGee]

I hear apples are two for one today.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what kind of snacks he wins for barely.

[Chick McGee]

Chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently there's only one answer. Nutter Butter cookies.

[Christy Lee]

Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have that in that shack. Squid.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, listen, you don't go knock on squid.

[Josh Arnold]

Ain't it?

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you want to get rid of the mud vein before you suck on that? Hey, if you're just joining us, welcome back. This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Christy Lee right there. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And now we were talking about exotic places to go chic. McGee was just in Aruba. One happy island just had a story out of Thailand.

[Christy Lee]

And we have a loggerhead sea turtle named Dilly Dally in the news today.

[Josh Arnold]

What's Dilly Dally up to?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was returned to the ocean months after having a front flipper amputated. The turtle was brought to loggerhead Marion Marine Life center back in January.

[Tom Griswold]

January.

[Christy Lee]

After suffering from predator wounds to her front flipper.

[Chick McGee]

So sticking her back out there following.

[Christy Lee]

Months of recovery and rehabilitation.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, wait a minute. How about a little r r at SeaWorld? She's out there just swimming in a great big circle with the one flipper.

[Christy Lee]

She was released back into the wild this week as a crowd cheered her on. A satellite tracking device attached to Dilly Dally's shell will allow the center and the pilot public to follow her journey through the marine life turtle trap into.

[Chick McGee]

Into the belly of a shark. And they can follow them. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat. You have something to say about something?

[Pat Godwin]

About a little song for Dilly Dally? Hey, There is a turtle. Ain't got no flipper. It was amputated months ago. They tagged it, put it back in the ocean. The turtle's taking it nice and slow. Will it go round in circles. Will it go round like a frisbee in the sky? Oh, my. Will it go round in circles, Roasting in the sun? Just getting fried? Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

Got a story. Doesn't make no sense. Should have put it in an aquarium with the other turtles that ain't got no flippers and let the folks just stare at them, telling you, now we look around in circles. No front flipper spinning all around. Will it go round in circles? Yeah, and back up on the beach where it was found. One more time by myself. We'll go around in circles.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

But what. Isn't that what will happen?

[Christy Lee]

No, they still have back flippers, too. So, I mean, they're. They're back feeder, but you've been in a canoe.

[Chick McGee]

If the guy. If the guy in the back isn't paddling as hard as you are, it's going to go in a big circle.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's no problem. Prosthetic?

[Christy Lee]

No, there's no prostagger. I looked it up.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's so cute when you see an animal with a prosthetic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Dogs that don't have the back legs that work and they have the wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

Animals are amazing. I mean, they really are. I mean, people, too. Our ability to adapt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I mean, this. This creature is going to be out there.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, this is the first time they've actually attached a satellite tag to the shell. They say now they'll know if the migration or foraging patterns change. Change. And it'll be helpful to see what happens to these three flipper turtles that we release back into the wild. This isn't the first time they've done this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just predicting it's going to end up in a shark's stomach.

[Christy Lee]

Do sharks eat turtles? That'd be awesome.

[Chick McGee]

I think they eat anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

In that movie, they eat license plates.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they did that on purpose, though. I think it ended up in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, more of a comment on the littering.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it a shame about that license plate, though?

[Chick McGee]

Good luck, Billy Dally. It's time not to check in with Mr. McGee and checking in with how content you are in your home.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Like I said, we got it right here. We use it. It's great. It's also simple to use. That's part of the beauty of simp. Thank you very much. Coming up, we have something disgusting happening at the car wash. At the car wash. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Button.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts 2 studios. Christy Lee, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a.

[Chick McGee]

Having a cup of joe, drinking my tea and trying to see what's happening. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. We'll check in with her right now. But. Oh, wait a minute. I know what I want. I was trying to find something here. Why don't we do today in history? I just have to. I just have to find it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What day?

[Christy Lee]

Here's some today's June 5th.

[Tom Griswold]

Music to look today in history.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, there's a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I told you we'll skip that one.

[Chick McGee]

There's a couple good ones here.

[Tom Griswold]

They're drawing up stuff to get to the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they sure are.

[Chick McGee]

1959, Bob Dylan graduated from Hibbing High School.

[Tom Griswold]

School.

[Josh Arnold]

Where was that?

[Chick McGee]

Minnesota.

[Josh Arnold]

Minnesota.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hibbing Herons.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if it's a joke he ever does the Hibbing High School fight song on stage after he comes out of blowing in the wind.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch this. Yeah. God knows what he's singing. Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

That would be really funny. He changed his name. Name. Remember his real name? Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You don't?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Robert Zimmerman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I knew that.

[Chick McGee]

I was tired of being called last in class and trying to move up there to the Ds.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I don't think that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you a time I interviewed Jacob Dylan, he got mad at me. I talked to him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked him about his dad and he goes, well, I really don't want to talk about my father. I want to stay, you know, separate. I go, why aren't you Jacob Zimmerman then? He didn't care for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

The Melissa Etheridge thing. Lenny Kravitz. I made a lot of friends.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know you angered Lenny Kravitz.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Talking about the Cosby kid. Asked him, invited Bill over for the wedding, something like. He didn't like that either. That was before everything started.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's go back in time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a checkered pass.

[Chick McGee]

1661, Isaac Newton admitted to Trinity College. College, anyone? Isaac Newton? Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, what do you want from us?

[Christy Lee]

We know Isaac Newton.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Newton is his stuff. That was satellite. He thought of that the way they say stay in geos.

[Christy Lee]

Gravity thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That balancing of gravity and being pulled into space and the earth. Newton thought that up sitting under an apple tree thousands of years ago. I'm going to say 15,000 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously in probably 1662. He came up with that the second year.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, how about this one? 1937. I'm skipping all the way. Horrible stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you saying? Did you date Isaac Newton? How do you know all this about Isaac Newton? Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

You make up stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Henry Ford initiated.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right. She's right. When she's right.

[Chick McGee]

Henry ford initiated the 32 hour work week in 1937.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't we still have it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some are saying yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it Just started it this week.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about you guys, but I have trouble dealing with the 20 hour.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say I'm not looking across the room.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to take my son.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it was coming. I don't see. I don't see. I think other than Ms. Hooker, I don't see any. Any 32s in this. The scope of my vision. Let me see.

[Josh Arnold]

I've worked a lot of 60, 65 hours in my life.

[Chick McGee]

But not here a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, not here. But it feels worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How. How have you not been on Undercover Boss? How has that not happened happen for you?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. How about some birthdays?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Robert Kraft. You know who that is?

[Tom Griswold]

Inventor of the cheese sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Kraft is the Patriots guy.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a happy ending.

[Josh Arnold]

What else did he do? What was his. Where'd he get his money?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that was a guy before him. Norelco.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's. He's really not that.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not that crass.

[Chick McGee]

You suppose that girl said something like, oh, is this a little bit of craft dressing? A little Fil Ramican. Fil Ramican with probably oil, right?

[Tom Griswold]

All oil.

[Pat Godwin]

He was in a. Yeah, he owned it with another fellow, Billy Arts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? He was.

[Chick McGee]

And crafts. Now I'm. Now we're never doing it again.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not. That was the construction business they had.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Kenny G. Real.

[Christy Lee]

His real name.

[Chick McGee]

Gorlick, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Grafenberg.

[Christy Lee]

Grafenberg. I know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

A comedian friend of ours. Played trombone in a band with him early on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you remember who it was?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's the guy that does the famous when you're inside me, I feel nothing line.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I still can't remember what his name.

[Christy Lee]

Richard.

[Josh Arnold]

Rich Scheidener.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Little.

[Tom Griswold]

Little. Is it Rich Little?

[Chick McGee]

It's not Rich Little. It's not Rich Eidner.

[Christy Lee]

Rick.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Rich?

[Chick McGee]

It's Rick Schaefer.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it is. Schaefer.

[Christy Lee]

Is it? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I really don't think it is.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think. That doesn't sound familiar at all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Snyder or something.

[Chick McGee]

No, Schrader. What an. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was close.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. I was close as luck going over you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll give you that.

[Chick McGee]

Want to hear. Want to hear a little bit of that or you want to hear more electricity flag. Happy birthday to comedian Jeff Garland.

[Tom Griswold]

Bastard.

[Jess Hooker]

Jake's real good friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Another guy I'm in trouble with.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, well known prick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. So everybody really mad. He's not Larry David. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but an entertaining guy.

[Chick McGee]

But there's a gay porn actor that's named Jeff Garland. Jeff Garland. Oh, gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you laughing at?

[Chick McGee]

He's a favorite gay porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like that. He totally redeems.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I have no idea. I don't know what he does, actually. Oh, I love this guy. Comedian. I'm so actor. Ron Livingston.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's great office space.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's been in a bunch of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

He was burger on sex.

[Chick McGee]

He looks just like a guy who went to high he just this looks. He's got this really average American, handsome guy, but just looks like some guy. He was the president of your class in high school.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't play him.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

He was in most recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Louder Milk.

[Chick McGee]

The Last of Us. Was he in the Last of Us or. No, Louder Milk.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, is he the main character in Loudermilk? Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Loudermilk.

[Christy Lee]

Dark haired guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like going to work, and I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he and Paul Rudd ran into each other in every audition.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Had to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Jess Hooker]

And the duplass us guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's 1979. Happy birthday to Pete Wentz.

[Christy Lee]

Pete Wentz, lead singer of Got Nothing.

[Jess Hooker]

He was married to a Simpson.

[Tom Griswold]

Fallout Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Fallout Boys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the cheer group. Fallout Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

Their singing style.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I like.

[Josh Arnold]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a lot of layered vocals, a lot of change.

[Josh Arnold]

Like sugar. We're going down swinging. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody clap your hands and sing along. No, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

And while you were gone, George Went left us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I had to take care of that for. It took off for Aruba.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That was me.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I killed George Went is what I'm telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, who knew he was on your list?

[Tom Griswold]

I did it for a friend I. I had no problem with.

[Chick McGee]

And that completes our Today in History for today. The rest of it's just too sad and depressed. Oh, Mark Wahlberg.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Mark Waberg. Yeah, he's. He's good today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Makes a good burger.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. Very good. Yeah, and it's. He's made some great movies. Many, many very good movies. Okay, well, happy birthday to Mark and everybody else who's having a birthday today.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have other birthdays in the news. Oh, Daisy's birthday is today. Your niece.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing nobody told me brings me joy. Reintroducing Tom to his family, really a great thing.

[Christy Lee]

You know how old Daisy is today?

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather 42.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd rather not.

[Christy Lee]

50.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That can't be possible.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that amazing? That's true. That is true. I was shocked when I saw that, too. We're all working old.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of old, a pair of identical twins celebrated their 100th birthday together in the UK. William. They call him Bill. Casey and his twin brother Jack marked the occasion earlier this year with cake, drinks and friends at Bill's retirement, went home and did cut Bill, who is the oldest twin by 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say dick? Cut.

[Christy Lee]

Did cut. D, I, D, C O, T. You've.

[Pat Godwin]

Seen a cut, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, dead.

[Chick McGee]

They've all been cut.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I've only seen one intact bell.

[Christy Lee]

Who is the oldest twin by 10 minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody's gonna ask when I'm just like, we're such in here with my.

[Pat Godwin]

We're a such Left you hanging at the bath house.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally cut.

[Christy Lee]

I would assume it would have been a shower situation.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in high school.

[Chick McGee]

So you're at the glory hole.

[Christy Lee]

No, see, I was trying.

[Chick McGee]

One comes out and it looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's wearing a turtleneck.

[Chick McGee]

So where'd you see the uncut one?

[Tom Griswold]

No personality. High school. High school in the shower. See, one of the running backs we had totally intact.

[Chick McGee]

Were you did?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we named him Worm. Now that I think someone have to.

[Chick McGee]

Explain it to you or.

[Tom Griswold]

This was sophomore year. Freshman. I think maybe I looked it up or something. We had the encyclopedias when I was.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. How would you go about looking that up?

[Tom Griswold]

It takes a time. It takes a while. I can see why the Internet's so popular.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. So we have 100 year old twins from did Cuck and Bill credits his.

[Christy Lee]

Longevity to clean and healthy living, staying active, sheer determination and good genes. His advice to you young people out there.

[Tom Griswold]

There. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have an interest in sport, particularly cricket, and keep yourself active.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can explain cricket to me and I can comprehend it, I will start watching cricket.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand it either.

[Chick McGee]

I think actually both. Both These guys are 100 and they're twins. I think perhaps the key to their long life. I'm guessing genetics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he said that. Good genes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There they are. Oh, look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

They look pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

They do look pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

Guy then writes a little bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not identical.

[Jess Hooker]

They're not?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They're just womb mates.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they could be identical.

[Christy Lee]

They could be identical. I just think one guy's bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Their faces are the same.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't those crowns look like they're made out of cheese?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they both look insane.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they both look like they've got diapers full of their own poop. Or maybe they're brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I filled mine up. Let's switch.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Their names are. What are their names again? Jack and what?

[Christy Lee]

Bill and Jack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and they're really good friends. A long time ago they were out riding and Bill helped Jack off a horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill helped Jack off a horse.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what brothers do.

[Chick McGee]

See, Jack was on the horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure. Bill got off first and Jackson. Hey, I'm having trouble here.

[Tom Griswold]

When did we use that for the first time? Oh, it was about something about Kennedy. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Just game to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I, we will try to get the show back on track. We are in the, we're in the, the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Out.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Christy Lee at Hilac Insurance News Desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Jess Hooker's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby is here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Did I say that? It bears repeating. I'm Chick and here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And we're not going to continue the discussion you two guys were having.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, why?

[Chick McGee]

Because we have a guest, that's why. There we go. There it is.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you like your name?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Al Jackson]

What if, if your guest wants to continue that conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

When this, when this segment's over, Al's going to text me going, sorry, Tom, you were right.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, Al, you, I guarantee you that will not happen.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a big, you like a big nipple, A medium nipple, a dark nipple. What do you like?

[Al Jackson]

I wanted to be. You know how when somebody testifies against the Mafia and they have to blur their face out like that size. That's, that's about the size I want. The bigger, the better. Manhole cover.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Talking areola. You like?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Al Jackson]

And now am I in the majority there?

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

I've, I'm, what is, I'm recusing myself from this discussion.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a larger nipple part. I like that. The protruding part.

[Christy Lee]

Eraser.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like a little about, I'm going to say, five times bigger than a pencil eraser.

[Christy Lee]

Five times?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So like, like essentially the length of a golf tee but the thickness of a cigar.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you get hot, hot and you can take your hat and hang it.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I like.

[Chick McGee]

I see. See what I said, Al? I didn't want to get into this discussion. I knew where it came from. Let's just talk about Al Jackson, closer to Chick than. Now you look I'm guessing you look like you're in a hotel room. Is that correct? Are you on the road?

[Al Jackson]

I, I, I am in a hotel room in my city of origin in Denver. And I am probably the only man that can say that that did not cheat because that's the only time you're staying in a hotel room in the city you live in is if you did. If you forgot to wipe your phone. No, me and my girl's condo, the bathroom just let, it just went away. It just stopped working.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Al Jackson]

And it's a major issue. So the, the condo put us up in a hotel. So you know, you know those hoas ain't trying to put nobody up nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a major issue.

[Chick McGee]

That's a major issue. I like the, the five o' clock shadow thing you got got working. That's looking pretty macho.

[Al Jackson]

I'm thinking about going with a full beard for the summer. I know people go with the beard for the winter, but I think I'm gonna flip it up. I think I'm going full beard all summer.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks good.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I, I would, I would agree. Other than the, the you, you out. You know, this. Al, the pencil thin mustache on your behalf has always thrown me. I don't, but it looks like it's.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of bushing out.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care, I don't care for it. I, I don't know why you can you insist on wearing it, but you know I love you anyway.

[Al Jackson]

Anyway, you know that it's not that I insist. You have to understand, like, I, and it comes from a point of shame for me. Check. Because my dad could grow a super thick 1983 California Highway Patrol mustache. And it seems like every man from that generation could. Because every, you look at all the men from that generation, they all had that mustache. And I was like, I, I had no problem growing fragrance facial hair. But the mustache, it'll get kind of thick, but almost kind of not thick enough. So then it looks weird. So I was like, oh, well, let me tighten it up like black dudes do. We get everything lined up. And I will say this in your defense, chick, I've had some barbers that will take the liners and they may, they've made it so thin that like, I was uncomfortable. But I think they like the symmetry of it. And your face looks kind of cool, but then it just looks like you're wearing like a football helmet. And those are like the bar. It looks weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

There's a Sinister aspect to it. The pencil. The pencil.

[Al Jackson]

Thin musk, very white cat on your lap, plotting your next move against the world.

[Chick McGee]

Idly whiplash esque.

[Al Jackson]

Can I ask you this time? How are you guys sitting in the studio when you know the Indiana Pacers, representing the Midwest, are about to play in the NBA Finals?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

That's huge.

[Chick McGee]

Game one tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no need to mention the Cavaliers number one. You know, see, I. I was trying.

[Al Jackson]

To be benevolent and just. Even though you guys beat my team, I was, like, trying not to mention this. I do. I do have a question for you guys. I was having, like, a discussion. Obviously, the Pacers are considered a Midwest team, but is ok Oklahoma City a mid. Do you consider them the Midwest?

[Chick McGee]

All people in New York think it's all flyover.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, people do.

[Chick McGee]

They can't distinguish.

[Tom Griswold]

I get the feeling that Oklahoma City could be at least the G way to the West.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not like Saint. Saint Louis seems still Midwest.

[Chick McGee]

The average Knicks fan couldn't find either one on a map, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just all fly.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we can all agree Knicks fans are idiots. Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

Idiot. Doesn't apply the evil nature.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know the.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Our pizza is Minnesota.

[Al Jackson]

Midwest.

[Christy Lee]

Minnesota. Upper Midwest.

[Pat Godwin]

Cusp of it, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, technically isn't. Technically it is, but west of the Mississippi river, is that considered west?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. I think you got the Rockies. And then from the Rockies, well, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's baseball.

[Chick McGee]

The Rockies to Pennsylvania, it's Midwest, right?

[Al Jackson]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

So vast area. It's. So now we're speaking with comedian Al Jackson, who's currently living in a hotel in his hometown, which is weird. Now, Al, we have to get to a couple of other interesting things that are happening here in the world. I just want to ask you something. Do you have a particular song, one song that you associate with A, your high school graduation and B, your college graduation? Is there a song? Oh, when I graduated from high school, I was listening to what?

[Al Jackson]

When I graduated from high school, I would. It definitely Bell Bib Develop Poison.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good song.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Without a doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Poison. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about College Graduated from College? What was the song?

[Al Jackson]

College is probably this. This is probably a group like, I was listening to a lot of mob deep in college. I'll be honest.

[Chick McGee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Al Jackson]

Their famous song is Shook Ones. You can. You can probably.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a.

[Al Jackson]

You know, a clean version of it, but it's if you're a hip hop fan, Shook Ones, especially one that's 47 years old. Shook one ones was probably like one. One of the fundamental building blocks of your hip hop career.

[Chick McGee]

How about you?

[Al Jackson]

One of my favorite songs of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, when you were in high school and you graduated, what was the song?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was. Oh, yeah, yeah. There wasn't just one. There were. There were a bunch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Christy, did you have one that you just was in stuck in your head?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we played a lot of the Aerosmith album at the time. I was a big high school daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

G. Oh, dream, dream on yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My senior year, I would have been obsessed with everything. Elton John and playing piano every. I just listen to Elton John constantly.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

When I went out and got my car after finals, my, my last test scene, I turned the radio on and I remember this plainly. The Righteous Brothers Rock and Roll Heaven was playing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that became drilled into my brain. I was, remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's cool. And then I would think there, there'd.

[Al Jackson]

Be a lot of people that have End of the Road by Boys to Men. Maybe they're all young, a little younger than us, but I would think that was the song that most people associate. I remember that with graduation.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about you? Did you, Jess? Did you. 2,000, right? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. The boy bands were coming up then, so. There was a lot of boy bands, but I think they played that green. There was a Green Day song about, like, the end of something, and that was played at our high school graduation. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For me, it would be the Doors, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. Something cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Morrison lives. Now it's time for you. Before we got to get going here. Al, I need my word of the day, please. What have you got over there, Tom?

[Al Jackson]

This is one of my favorite ones, and I think that it can be. Hopefully it won't be applied tonight during the game, but if somebody yells barbecue chicken tonight during the basketball game, what would they mean?

[Christy Lee]

Barbecue chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Barbecue chicken. Anybody got to not beat on.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I don't know what it is. I, I already love it.

[Christy Lee]

Makes me hungry.

[Chick McGee]

Would a fan, would a fan be yelling this?

[Al Jackson]

Is that A fan could yell it or a player could yell it to an opposing player.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it like a block shot or something? Barbecue chicken?

[Al Jackson]

No, but you're kind of on the right. You're in the right realm. It's more of a general feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Al Jackson]

That one may have. That's a, that's a hint about their opponent.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, does it mean that you're overrated?

[Al Jackson]

No, but kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm lost. What do you got? What is just.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it just means that this guy can't guard you like he's cooked. So, you know, like it's something easy and something you can digest. So, like, if, if, you know, Josh Arnold has Jess Hooker trying to guard him on the block, he's got his hand up like, hey, barbecue chicken down here. She can't block, you know, she can't guard me, even though I think Jess would lock you up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Barbecue chicken. Oh, well, thank you. Are you in the road this weekend?

[Al Jackson]

I am not. I will be at Red Rocks here in Denver performing on Monday, which is crazy.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Al Jackson]

That's really.

[Josh Arnold]

That's it.

[Al Jackson]

That's a bucket list.

[Tom Griswold]

1.

[Al Jackson]

Christy Lee and I will be in Chicago the weekend of June 20th. So y' all come out and see me at The Comedy Bar, June 20th.

[Chick McGee]

Who's at Red Rocks? Is it like a big, big thing?

[Al Jackson]

They, they do this cool thing where they do stand up and then they show a movie after. So it's the, the movie 2001 Space Odyssey, which I've never seen, so you.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta watch it, Al. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

But get really, really, get really, really high first.

[Al Jackson]

Okay, you had me.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe after, after the set. Thank you very much, comedian Al Jackson. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have bagpipes in the news and we have a guy who did something horrible at a car wash and a couple of.

[Tom Griswold]

Let him have it at the car wash. You let him have it. Did he put his groin up against the windshield and came out? There wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, dear.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. This has been Chicken McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Chick, are you aware of Mount Aetna?

[Tom Griswold]

It got upset and exploded.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it did, on Monday, sending a cloud of smoke and ash several miles into the air. This is in Sicily. Sicily's president said lava flows emitted in the eruption had not passed the natural containment area, imposed no danger to the population.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw video of tourists fleeing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I saw that. That too. An official updated update declared the ash cloudy mission had ended by Monday afternoon. But it was actually the 14th eruptive phase in recent months.

[Chick McGee]

But they've opened it back up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tours and hikes have resumed with certain safety measures in place.

[Christy Lee]

Would you go up there?

[Chick McGee]

I might.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do that? It could erupt at any time.

[Tom Griswold]

And you won't. You're so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it depends. Is the reward some great fresh pasta.

[Christy Lee]

At the top of a mountain?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

When you get back down.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet there is.

[Chick McGee]

You ever been to Italy? My God, the food is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But you can get the pasta without doing the hike.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I believe it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Italy. Italy. I bring it up because a we had the story and I didn't realize they'd reopened it. But you have to have a guide, by the way, when you get above a certain else.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But we had a special guest come in and sing a song that you missed. Chick, you were in Aruba and Luigi.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Luigi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't go home yet because it's all this smoke. All of this ash.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

On a Mount Aetna. And it's just the covers. All of Catania, which is where I'm from.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever hear this? Mount Aetna, Glad I met you. Ever hear that?

[Pat Godwin]

That could have gone on my song. Boy, it's so I come to here. I'd like to sing a song for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love to hear.

[Chick McGee]

Where's your girlfriend?

[Pat Godwin]

Gina Statutory is taking a nap right now. We had a very hectic two days.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Trying to get her back in school. Back at the conservatory.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

She had finals, she had algebra.

[Pat Godwin]

She's 28 years old. She's not that smart.

[Tom Griswold]

You can talk to me.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm going to sing to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Here.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a little song about Monet and what's going on currently.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Current events.

[Pat Godwin]

Our heart is a volcano year and.

[Tom Griswold]

So beautiful.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a sight to see. I like it to climber. I don't mean to come off grass but I want to Mount Aetna she got a smoking ash. I want to Mount Aetna she got a smoking ash. Oh, she got a smoking ash. Smoking an ash. She rubs very often. Smoking hot. You see, I love a lava lover. We have chemistry. I went up on her today. She came down on me with the smoking ash. I could barely see. Smoking ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

I could barely see. This is all for you, not for me. I did this once already.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you see Your accent? Your accent, it keeps going.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I come from all over because I have to run a lot more.

[Chick McGee]

It sounded like you're in Pennsylvania there for a night.

[Pat Godwin]

Stayed in Pennsylvania for 17 years. So that makes a lot of sense. Are you Shut up over there.

[Christy Lee]

Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to get burned like a back and all people Pompeii. They caught a guy touching himself frozen to this day. I just want to touch at the top. I'll get up in a flash. I want the mountain at the she Got a smoking ass. Smoking as.

[Josh Arnold]

Luigi.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you very much. I may have a song for you in a second here.

[Tom Griswold]

Luigi. You know that's gonna happen any day. Any minute it could be happening as I'm talking. Well, Yellowstone that cold.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Underneath that. Yep. Kaboom.

[Chick McGee]

Good blow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll only cover the entire two thirds of the United States in ash. That's all.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's true. So sun won't be able to get through for a while now.

[Tom Griswold]

You never know. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I, I, I. This is not something I've studied. I do not know. I prefer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've studied it by way of.

[Chick McGee]

Documentary, so I, I prefer not, I prefer not knowing. We're going to go back over that way. It's the Silac Insurance news desk. And that's Christy Lee. What? What else have you got?

[Christy Lee]

A Texas woman is facing charges after an argument over bagpipes turned violent. 76 year old Eunice Isger confronted Mr. Scott Gibb and Scottish native while he was playing bagpipes along the Terry Hershey Park Trail in Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

The unknown Gibb brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, this is where.

[Christy Lee]

This is in Texas at the Terry Hershey Park Trail in Houston.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the Hershey Trail.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

They got a Hershey trail right down the street from where we are.

[Christy Lee]

According to Mr. Gibb, Ms. Isger threatened him and claimed her husband was a federal judge, then called him to the scene moments later. Mr. Gibbs says the couple chased and attacked his wife. Mr. Ms. Isger has been charged now with misdemeanor assault. I guess she didn't like the bagpipes.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't care for the sound.

[Chick McGee]

They can be a little irritating. Little bagpipes goes a long way, but in the right circumstance, they're great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not if you're trying to meditate and walk along a trail and walk farther away.

[Chick McGee]

It's not that.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you be bagpiping on a.

[Chick McGee]

Trail anyway that wants to be outside having some fun?

[Tom Griswold]

How can you possibly take the side of anyone who plays the bagpipes?

[Chick McGee]

Because the bagpipes in certain circumstances are great funerals. This guy's in a public park.

[Tom Griswold]

The onion field. That's the only thing I can think of.

[Chick McGee]

This, this old. Can't walk away and calm down a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she certainly doesn't need to attack.

[Chick McGee]

What is she, 76? Maybe she figures there for her. Look around. You're in the casket, lady.

[Christy Lee]

Grim Reaper.

[Chick McGee]

Eunice Isger. Yep, Lovely name.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know? She might Be smoking hot. You don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

She could be in the Helen Mirror in the Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

People might come around. Miles around.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a thousand bucks. Other dogs here and go roof. She's one of us.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Man was caught defecating at a Florida car wash recently. The manager at the Ormond beach reported one of customers defecated on the property. The incident report states the security footage captured the 80 year old man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this had to have been an.

[Christy Lee]

Emergency next to his car while in the self vacuuming area before using the car's wash. The car washes detailing towels to clean up his mess as well. Well as himself. Well, at least he cleaned up after himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this was just an old man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He then threw the soiled towels into the towel recycle bin though. Without informing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we could have probably just put them.

[Chick McGee]

He's probably embarrassed and you know, at least he didn't ruin somebody's lunch at Arby's.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

At least it made the news.

[Chick McGee]

He was of the car wash. Spray it down, move on. Poor guy probably didn't realize the camera was there.

[Josh Arnold]

I just wanted to wash my Buick.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so happy to have a B.M. i couldn't believe it. Why here?

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that new data out there shows nearly half of U.S. adults admit to not washing their hands when it's the most important to do so. Just under 50% said they forgot to or chose not to wash their hands at key times like visiting grocery stores, restaurants, coffee shops or of course a healthcare setting. I guess the most obvious would be after you've gone to the bathroom. I would think you would wash your hands right in the list.

[Tom Griswold]

Or change in oil.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, the top three situations that prompt U.S. adults to wash their hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Are after you use the Restroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

That's 70%. That means 30% of the people aren't.

[Chick McGee]

Doing that before you eat.

[Christy Lee]

Handling food. 50%.

[Tom Griswold]

50% aren't.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And handling human or animal waste. Only 40% are washing their hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I'm way above average when it comes to washing hands.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, mine too. That's why mine are all cracked.

[Tom Griswold]

I brush by some of you people and I wash my hands. We don't know what they got going on. Good Lord, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. No thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Better safe than sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not that hard.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Do you do the birthday thing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I might do it long enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I sing Stepping out by Joe Jackson.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

How much of a.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only words I know.

[Chick McGee]

You're supposed to sing. You're supposed to sing Happy Birthday. So you watch them. Watch them long enough.

[Christy Lee]

20 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, maybe we get another song out of Patty G here. If you're just joining us. Hello. This is the baton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know Stepping out by Joe Jackson, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

No, but I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I sing it.

[Chick McGee]

Remember his first hit?

[Josh Arnold]

Is he the. Is she really going out with him?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, this isn't like the Jackson family.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is bad.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What? You're out of your mind.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like off off Broadway.

[Tom Griswold]

This song had America by the neck. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Christy Lee]

What is wrong.

[Chick McGee]

It's got a great bass.

[Tom Griswold]

The next thing you're going to tell me that you don't remember, is she really going out with.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I like that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it's also Costello kind of a vibe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But that stepping out is.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it was kind of fun and dancy for him. It was a probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't doubt that it did.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I feel like it'd be fun to dance to at a bar or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Gross.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You want gross?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That'S.

[Josh Arnold]

That's gross in all the best ways.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we also have a little. Did you see this story again? I. I get upset every time I see when they take it. Like, they'll go, gen Z does this. Gen X does this. Gen Y does this. These generalizations. But there's another one, and it's about the dating apps. I thought that might give Pat an opportunity to come back with his. His song about the. About the dating apps and, And. And about Tinder in particular.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

While you do that, I'll find this particular story. Once again, people are whining about. About going on the dating apps. You know what I'm talking about, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

You have an odd strand of gray.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. It's kind of wild.

[Pat Godwin]

Superman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gray.

[Pat Godwin]

How dare you.

[Josh Arnold]

This is white.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like. Yeah. Elvis Presley lock in your forehead there.

[Chick McGee]

It says. It says, gen Zers are now avoiding the dating apps due to the cringe factor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

According to datingnews.com, an unprecedented number of young people are leaving dating apps behind. They seem to be averse to showing vulnerability, that it's somehow weak to be on one of the dating apps. So I know that you have a. A little tribute to one of the dating apps so that you had a lot of experience with.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a lot of experience. I was on for a week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Very successful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but you.

[Pat Godwin]

Every morning I.

[Christy Lee]

Every other six months.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you keep an eye on how you were doing on the dating app?

[Pat Godwin]

Every morning I would check the traps.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Return.

[Pat Godwin]

To. I spent $500 on high end and dating apps. And bright and early each morning I check the traps. No one responded to me. Return to Tinder if you like. Swipe right and I'll. Pretty lady wants to hook up tonight. She doesn't look like a photo, but neither do I. I'm really 10 years older. She says I'm a guy. Nobody's perfect. Spend a lot of effort to get a lady in bed. I met a new girl on Tinder. The trailer's filled with suit up, fed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is.

[Pat Godwin]

It isn't working.

[Tom Griswold]

Return.

[Pat Godwin]

The bartender met a girl at the bar. I'm going old school now. We're making out in my car at Applebee's.

[Josh Arnold]

Return.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Patty G. Oh, you're welcome. Oh, check the traps. Right now, this portion of the Boba Tom show is brought to you by the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. The official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. It's Java House. The peel and pour pod that is the essence of what is happening at Java House. You can have the peel and pour pod at your office. In fact, they've got something going on right now where you could get a free in office demo. Java House is interesting in that it comes in one of these little pods. It's about the size of a Keurig company. You don't have to put it in a machine. You just peel the top off and pour it in. It is constantly concentrated and delightful and as they say, amazingly smooth. And it's not just coffee. It's tea, lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, even hot cocoa. So Java House might be the perfect solution for you for your office break room. We use it here at the Bob and Tom studios. We love it here at the Bob and Tom studios. So it's time to break up with that office brewer and check out javahouse.com. click on the Java House for your office to tab and sign up for a free in office demo. That's javahouse.com. just peel and pour with Java House. We're coming right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Dinner today.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance News news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom is enjoying the official beverage of the Bob and Tom Show. Java Java, House Tea. Actually having some tea.

[Chick McGee]

We have a kind of a letter to wrap things up, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

We had a story earlier today. Ms. Hooker was not here, so you're not aware of this, but the lead singer of the Electric Prunes has died.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no reason you should know who this guy is or who this group is.

[Christy Lee]

James Low. Me too.

[Jess Hooker]

Did they have one fun song?

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't fun.

[Jess Hooker]

It was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard it before.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Irritate, irritated.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not lying. I had never heard before. No, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You hadn't heard of it either, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I mean, I know of that tricky title they did. That's all I knew.

[Chick McGee]

But got a nice letter here. This is from Steve. The sad news about the lead singer of the Electric Prunes. Or he as he calls him. The Prunes.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up, Steve.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the hipsters do. Like the Grateful Dead. It's. Hey, I went to the. See the Dead. Yeah, it's the Prunes. It was my first concert. Right, Steve?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody cares. I hate Steve.

[Christy Lee]

Now Steve's eating dried Steve.

[Jess Hooker]

It's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve can kiss my ass. What about you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I am indifferent.

[Christy Lee]

Steve, I'm sure you're a fine young man.

[Chick McGee]

Steve from Lanesboro, Minnesota. He. He said it was my first concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Neat.

[Chick McGee]

The. The Electric Prunes. It's unbelievable. The Strawberry Alarm Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, more.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Wait.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't tell any Moby Grapes in there.

[Chick McGee]

Now, wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's going to happen?

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to see gets a pass because.

[Chick McGee]

Because it becomes Leonard Skynyrd.

[Tom Griswold]

The. No, it doesn't become Leonard Skynyrd. It becomes Ed King and then does.

[Josh Arnold]

All the great incense and peppermints is listenable.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It actually does sound like music. Unlike the Prunes.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the. The. The headliner at that show in 65 that Steve got to see was the Jefferson and Airplane.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow, that's fun.

[Chick McGee]

So there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're talk. That's a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

Far fewer bands than that's how bands like the Jefferson Airplane became popular.

[Chick McGee]

They're great. It's just. Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

Dumb. Awful music.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Jefferson Airplane. The Turtles.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, wait a minute. The Turtles. Turtles were great. Happy together.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

They. They won't be asking. They won't be asking.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, are you going to play that song for Jess so she can hear that fabulous hit?

[Chick McGee]

I want to just touch base with one real quick thing. I forget who it was. Was talking about this. I think it might have been OSU. Mr. OSU, the turtles had an album cover that had all these little drawings of naked women.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

With a prominent boobage bush bushes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What? Didn't Jeff indicate that that had been quite the arousal vehicle for him?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't imagine us talking about what you're referring to on the air. So this must have been a private conversation. I remember talking about Bush. I don't know why you would do that.

[Chick McGee]

That. But that particular Turtle's out album cover. And then, of course, didn't you find the. The Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass cover where the woman is discovered?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I find that.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you find it somewhat erotic? It wasn't a companion for several months in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Irritating. I don't know why they didn't go out with the Turtles and Jefferson Airplane.

[Chick McGee]

I just brought up one of your favorite guys, Ed King. The great guitarist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

From Sweet Home Alabama. Terrific guy. In any of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's him going.

[Chick McGee]

So sadly, the guy from the Electric Prunes was lost.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he wasn't lost. He died at home.

[Tom Griswold]

120. What do you want him forever now.

[Pat Godwin]

Started off a prune.

[Chick McGee]

So you. This. You can see how.

[Tom Griswold]

How far.

[Christy Lee]

Started off a plum. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was the first rock.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm tired of you. Whatever you're doing over there. I'm tired of it. It's the Strawberry Alarm Claw.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this one.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of organ.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is good. This is kind of like. It sounds like the association.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what it sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what he sings.

[Chick McGee]

The Color of Time. See, this is all. This is all that lsd.

[Christy Lee]

That's what this prunes sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This Prunes thing. It. It's sort of like the. The worst ideas of that era. And really muddy. Here, here.

[Christy Lee]

Psychedelic.

[Tom Griswold]

Aggressive. That's right. Too Much a Dream last Night.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very insistent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that shimmering sounds like Fred.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's not bad production. That's his actual b52.s. It's not bad production. That's his actual voice. I've seen him do acapella.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It is kind of muddy the mix.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah. And this guy took the time in trouble. Steve, who I like Steve. Thank you for taking the time.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Steve from Lanesboro, Minnesota.

[Tom Griswold]

Long walk off a short period.

[Chick McGee]

Lanesboro, where they make all the bowling lanes, of course. Very, very nice. Dear Bob and Tom show. As a child I had to sit through the Lawrence Welk show quietly so they'd let me watch the world of Disney. Poor guy. The Lawrence Welk show that was in the news yesterday. But it's time to push forward and this, this story, I think Josh will have a commentary about.

[Christy Lee]

About AMC theaters will start playing even more commercials before movies. Bloomberg reports the theater chain reached an agreement with National Cine, one of the largest cinema advertisers in the country. Starting.

[Tom Griswold]

If this was going to start happening.

[Christy Lee]

July 1, AMC Theaters nationwide will run ads in a platinum spot just minutes before the movie begins.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta tell you, I don't mind really.

[Christy Lee]

The company told Bloomberg. While AMC was initially released reluctant rather to bring this to our theaters, our competitors have fully participated for more than five years without any direct impact on their attendance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're pretty. We're all pretty used to this, right? Just get rid of that, Nicole.

[Tom Griswold]

But is that going to. Are they going to please. Are they going to keep the same amount of trailers they're running and the commercials, are they going to cut down.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they are going to keep trailers as well.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you're looking at what, 35, 40 minutes before the feature starts?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I recently did clock 28 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that sounds about right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a brief time that if you wanted to miss that you could like come down to your seat and not interrupt people? Right before the movie started, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

They were going to start listing that.

[Josh Arnold]

One senator is trying to or congressman or somebody is trying to get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Passed the actual start time for the movie instead of really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's what we have to worry about.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget where it is. Is what states.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but you don't want to miss the trailers, Tom, because it gives you a chance to judge.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I can go next.

[Tom Griswold]

Won't go miss.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I like it. I like getting sort of in that my, if you will a term. I wouldn't ordinarily that headspace, if you will, where you're. You're in the theater, you can kind of calm down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I would guess decompressing and getting eat.

[Christy Lee]

All your popcorn before the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's a. See, that's exactly what I was going to mention. That's a problem. Problem.

[Christy Lee]

That is a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you go back and get more popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

No, but then you miss the movie.

[Christy Lee]

So you miss part of the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's not worth a damn anyway.

[Christy Lee]

So popcorn or the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the last good movie you saw? That's right. You can't think of it. Wicked.

[Chick McGee]

Just. No, I didn't. I did. That really wasn't for me.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Did you enjoy Wicked? I did not care for it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I up to see Wicked.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, The Bob Dylan movie was okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I enjoyed that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed the Bob Dylan movie. Much less the second time I watched it than the first. Much more.

[Chick McGee]

Sure how accurate it is. But I mean it takes you back for a while, but yeah. I just, there's something about, for example, I hope this weekend to go see two movies in actually in the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I want to see the Mission Impossible movie in the theater the same way I saw what was the popcorn movie last summer about the tornadoes.

[Christy Lee]

Twister.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that one. That was great in the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the name of that movie about twisters?

[Christy Lee]

Why is it called a popcorn movie? What do you, what does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a term. You just go and you just kind of enjoy it and watch Popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

In other. In other words, it's not a real thinker, just kind of a fun, not an art over the top. Yeah, but and then the other one I want to see is the Lilo and Stitch.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

In the, in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something. Have you, did you see the original Lilo and Stitch? The cartoon?

[Chick McGee]

The cartoon.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one of the best cartoons as far as far as made me laugh as much as a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

[Chick McGee]

There are certain movies that are just better in a movie theater.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

So. And I don't mind sitting through a couple commercials because they're going to be really well made.

[Jess Hooker]

That's my favorite thing about going to the family owned theater is all of the local like homemade commercials. I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Like hey, yeah, I'm like a, a dentist.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doctor of will.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Villanueva Novo.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right across. Across the street. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like the automotive place has like the grandkids wandering around. Yeah, yeah. I just, I love all those.

[Chick McGee]

One of my favorite local commercials had the sale. It was for a car dealer. Had the sales guys, primarily guys out front singing oh yeah. I just love that you could tell the guys were really. I got pulled away from my smoke break. I gotta stand out there and pretend I'm singing Now do you remember the.

[Tom Griswold]

Commercial you made me do for a car dealership? And I had a banana. Banana in my mouth, Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

What? I don't remember that.

[Chick McGee]

I made you do it. Yeah, let's find that a banana or.

[Tom Griswold]

Supposed to be cowboys I guess or something. And they all had bandanas.

[Chick McGee]

Oh right, yeah, that's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had a banana because I'm too stupid to know the difference between a banana and a bandana.

[Chick McGee]

I distinctly said. I just. And his line was I distinctly said bandana.

[Tom Griswold]

Hahaha. You know, him yelling stupid wasn't imply it wasn't heard but it was certainly employed.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that runs on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh good. During the commercial it's still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's be.

[Chick McGee]

Be sure to check out the YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob looking like an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Check out the Bob and Tom app and more. But we certainly had fun today. Welcome back, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, honey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, once again.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you meet me in the bathroom and I'm going to give you a face full of tan lines. Here we go. Here we go, baby. I'll set my feet and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That is, if you're just joining us. The tan line remark maybe. Maybe unclear to you. The less you know, the better. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U. S Soccer soccer podcast inside the opening 45 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

What a goal with that cannon of a left foot.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game.

[Christy Lee]

What a start for the United States.

[Tom Griswold]

Shot for distance.

[Chick McGee]

What a goal.

[Tom Griswold]

Never miss a moment.

[Pat Godwin]

Exquisite.

[Tom Griswold]

From the San Diegan. Can he finish? Yes, he can. The U.S. soccer Podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.