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Tom Griswold
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Bob Kevoian
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Chick McGee
It's the bob and tom show. Hello, everyone. I'm Chick McGee, and this is my first song. It's a song about something I'm very familiar with. My life as a ladies man.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
He can't get enough yes, yes, yes. He can't get enough I know that he can't get enough Tell me something I don't know he can't get enough of that nasty, tough, nasty stuff Nasty stuff Nasty stuff I'm a sex machine stanky nasty stuff that's right. I am bad. Okay, you bad. I am a badass. Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much.
Chick McGee
Testify. I'd give that a right on, brother. I'm sorry. I don't know what you're saying. Oh, my goodness. I'm feeling it. I dance as good as I walk and frankly, I'm a little frightened. Lay it on me, ladies. He can't get enough Give it up he can't get enough Give it up for the Mack Daddy. I can't get enough Nasty stuff Nasty stuff Nasty stuff Oh. Oh, my goodness.
Tom Griswold
This.
Chick McGee
This has never. This has never happened before. I apologize. Does anyone have a towel or a moist towelette? Well, thanks for the bump and grind. I've got to bust a move. Peace out, Nasty Stu,
Bob Kevoian
You stink song.
Chick McGee
Hey, the girls are singing.
Christy Lee
That was close.
Chick McGee
Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Where are we, Chick? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
Willie Griswold's here today. There's Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Shakester.
Chick McGee
There's Ace.
Willie Griswold
Hello.
Chick McGee
I'm chicken. Geese. Sit down, Nutsy.
Bob Kevoian
And there's Tom Griswold, in case you've been wondering.
Chick McGee
Yes, you are busy and you're. No, no. You're a flurry of activity.
Bob Kevoian
If you're wondering what happened to all the material they make mattresses out of. It's Christie's shirt.
Willie Griswold
She looks. So I made a point of saying how nice she looks.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, no, it's super.
Tom Griswold
It is nice. I kind of see what Tom's saying.
Bob Kevoian
It's super hot, though.
Tom Griswold
If you get one of those. If you go to a place and they have one of those thin mattresses on, like a cot.
Christy Lee
Yes. It's called Mattress Ticking y.
Bob Kevoian
But that's very hot. It's kind of a baggy. Looks like a men's shirt. You got it.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Unbuttoned three quarters of the way.
Tom Griswold
You do.
Chick McGee
Yeah. I didn't realize.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, why is it straight?
Willie Griswold
You can't just say you look nice. Why does it go straight from you like a bed to. You look so smoking hot.
Chick McGee
Super host.
Bob Kevoian
Well, I think I associate bed with, you know. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Making a baby. Sure.
Bob Kevoian
What'd you say?
Tom Griswold
Sleep.
Bob Kevoian
Bed and sleep. Thank you. There's also that other component.
Chick McGee
Always 24 karat.
Bob Kevoian
No, that's really. That is really sexy to me.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
A woman wearing a man shirt. A baggy man shirt. Like they've. Yeah, no, no, a baggy shirt. Sorry.
Christy Lee
They just grabbed something and the closest thing was your shirt sitting on the chair.
Bob Kevoian
There's a story, but you think, okay, it's her first time at his penthouse apartment overlooking the river. And she gets up and goes, think
Chick McGee
we're out of cigarettes.
Bob Kevoian
He goes, I'm too hungover. What's your name again? You know, that kind of thing. That's what a baggy shirt says to me.
Chick McGee
Isn't that kind of the scene in Colonel Knowledge with Ann Margaret? Isn't she walking around in a shirt?
Bob Kevoian
That's right.
Chick McGee
Don't tell me Kathleen Turner is, too
Tom Griswold
in one of the movies.
Chick McGee
Oh, when she was a girl. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Bob Kevoian
Harsh. Tough crowd.
Chick McGee
Ann Margaret's, like, not 20 miles from here this weekend.
Christy Lee
I'm surprised you're not going to see her.
Chick McGee
Oh, he plots. He would. He would spontaneously, I loved you and Bye Bye Birdie. Spontaneously orgasm.
Tom Griswold
Is that what you would say?
Chick McGee
Do you think you know what she would say? Get this guy away from me?
Bob Kevoian
No, I. It's funny. I would probably say that Bob would. He would always throw a Quote in from the movie Carnal Knowledge. It's a very short one. And if you have never seen the movie, you're not going to get this. But Bob would occasionally just go, oh, nurse. Which is Jack Nicholson in the movie Carnal Knowledge. That's. That's a little.
Willie Griswold
Oh, that's referential. Oh, yeah, I remember him saying that, but I didn't know that was funny. That's interesting.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, she's great. That's a great movie. You don't hear much about it.
Tom Griswold
I've never seen it because I had a professor in college tell us that it was just awful.
Bob Kevoian
That's because the lady in the New Yorker who has no business writing for anyone panned it because Jack Dickles probably turned her down.
Willie Griswold
Well, you and you're crazy.
Chick McGee
You and Pauline Kael have something to work out. I don't know what it is, but this isn't the first time you've said that she's a negative word for a lady.
Bob Kevoian
Give a. More on a platform.
Chick McGee
There you go. Especially.
Bob Kevoian
Especially in the old days of the.
Chick McGee
Hang on. The moron selling platform.
Bob Kevoian
I have my own platform. I created this. And I can be wrong all the time.
Willie Griswold
I thought you would love that because you love telling people, oh, that movie. Don't see it. It's terrible. That's your favorite thing to do. You love not liking media.
Bob Kevoian
Josh has persuaded me, and I think he's cr. I will just now say that's not for me.
Chick McGee
Really?
Bob Kevoian
In other words, they'll make something I have no interest. Like, for example, I'm the only person the World Cup. I don't care. It's not for me.
Chick McGee
You're not the only person.
Bob Kevoian
Well, I mean, most people are embracing it and there's endless news stories about it going today. About the water bottles at the World Cup. You can't measure how much I don't care. That's good, though.
Willie Griswold
I like it.
Bob Kevoian
Soccer is boring to watch.
Willie Griswold
I think for you, apathy is better than.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, I came in hostility.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, absolutely.
Chick McGee
No, but his apathy is still wrapped in outright anger.
Tom Griswold
I mean, we just heard it, didn't we?
Christy Lee
Yeah, we did.
Tom Griswold
Soccer's not for me. Soccer, it's so boring.
Chick McGee
If they. If there was a heroes who do like, if there was a game being
Bob Kevoian
played here and it caused traffic problems, I'd be furious.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
And by the way.
Christy Lee
Traffic problems.
Bob Kevoian
And by the way. Oh, no kidding. By the way, could we limit the number of marathons and mini marathons? Here we go in this town every weekend. Oh, sorry. You can't get. You can't get there. Today. They're having the douchey marathon of the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Come on.
Willie Griswold
You started doing this on Thanksgiving. You started doing this, and we became a run before the. The meal family. See, that's.
Bob Kevoian
That's valid. That's raising money for a great charity for something. It's Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, I know, sure. But there's one every weekend now. There's got to be a point.
Chick McGee
So there's a limit to your charity, all right?
Bob Kevoian
A limit.
Willie Griswold
Just.
Bob Kevoian
I'm just saying, if it affects you,
Christy Lee
then it's a problem.
Bob Kevoian
I just think. I think I'm making a general point that there may be a little too much of everything, but there are a little too many fun runs and everything else that it's no fun to block traffic.
Christy Lee
You have a beautiful home. Maybe you should just stay home.
Bob Kevoian
Don't. Believe me, I will.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Chick McGee
No, you won't. You'll be out there getting coffee, going to brunch.
Willie Griswold
Well, and even when you stay home now, you're walking the dogs. You're not just letting them in the backyard. So even when you're home, you're still bothering the people around you.
Chick McGee
I would give anything to talk to a neighbor of yours. Oh, there you, Margaret. There he goes again.
Willie Griswold
Is that crazy guy had a cowboy hat on for a couple weeks.
Bob Kevoian
Remember that?
Christy Lee
They do, because I know one of his neighbors pretty well, and he's got. She told me the other day, she goes, and he wears that hat with the light on.
Bob Kevoian
Well, that's at night.
Chick McGee
He's got his lights on. Yeah, Lights on the side.
Bob Kevoian
Let me clarify here. Yeah, let me clarify. I wore that. I was wearing that 3 hours ago walking the dogs.
Chick McGee
Cool, man.
Bob Kevoian
I. It's a. It's a nice. What do you call those? Soul brother caps. You know, don't.
Willie Griswold
Come on, dude.
Bob Kevoian
You know the.
Willie Griswold
Why'd you look at Ace?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Soul brother caps.
Chick McGee
I. I hear you, Tom. Okay?
Tom Griswold
For fun, I'm gonna Google soul brother
Christy Lee
cat
Tom Griswold
and just see what comes up.
Bob Kevoian
What's the thing? What's the thing? That. The guy in YouTube that sounds like
Willie Griswold
something that Gene Wilder would say in
Chick McGee
a Richard movie, I'm going to throw in a beanie.
Christy Lee
A beanie.
Bob Kevoian
Kind of the guy on YouTube.
Christy Lee
Like a skull cap.
Bob Kevoian
Like, yeah, skull cap. That's closer.
Chick McGee
But I like soul brother hat better.
Bob Kevoian
You'll see. You'll see some of the gents.
Willie Griswold
Sounds so problematic. It's crazy.
Bob Kevoian
You'll see some of the gents in the NFL Wear them them some of the gents. Okay. And I. I've clipped on two bicycle lights that blink and then there's a. In the front there's a cle like thing.
Willie Griswold
Oh this isn't a thing you purchased.
Christy Lee
You.
Willie Griswold
You invented this dirty device.
Christy Lee
She says it's quite something to see.
Chick McGee
This were a movie you'd fast forward to you getting hit by a car, lights flashing.
Bob Kevoian
You can see me though?
Christy Lee
Well yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And there's a security guy when I come out early in the morning there's a security guy down the street that always. As if he flashes his lights like hey buddy, I know you're coming to get my clients. No I'm just. But. And then during the day I'll wear the cowboy hat but yeah, it's good to walk the dogs. Gotta get a little exercise.
Willie Griswold
When you wear it, Kelly doesn't have to worry about you cheating on her. It's a good happy hat.
Chick McGee
That's a woman deterrent or the woman that would cheat on anybody with you and wearing that hat. Probably gonna be ugly. Real ugly.
Bob Kevoian
The words you're looking for Christy is vagina repellent.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Ok. Yes. No. There's a lady that I'll see almost every morning driving in that wears a vest that has flashing lights. It's smart.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I wish the guy that walks in the neighborhood across the street would do that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I like him. He's a gambler.
Christy Lee
He wears one light on his head. You know what he is from the back you don't see him.
Chick McGee
That's right. He's daring.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Chick McGee
Damn right he's daring like that. That's a man.
Bob Kevoian
So a kind of off topic but I'd was talking.
Chick McGee
Kiss my ass.
Bob Kevoian
I was talking to Alan yesterday who's. Who's one of our engineers and he's an avid hunter and I was saying I haven't seen any deer. I usually see deer in the field this morning so yeah so that's the. I just was yesterday saying. You know it's funny because I haven't seen any deer but I saw one yesterday and then this morning we're kind of on a sort of a suburban area but there's like a big patch of woods here. Tone had to slam on the brakes just before the driveway here because I would like standing right in the street.
Chick McGee
I hope that the. I see the deers having two way radio and hearing you say something we need to send four or five of us over there.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Stat pretty quick. Tom hasn't seen any of us. Let's get on that.
Christy Lee
I drove halfway to Chicago last weekend. There were 15 dead deer on the side of the road, both coming and going. It was unbelievable.
Chick McGee
Could it have been the same deer both. Both ways? No, honey.
Christy Lee
They were in very different states of demise.
Chick McGee
So it's not enough with you and obituaries. You gotta take pictures of dead deer as you're driving to Chicago.
Bob Kevoian
Any dead celebs you want to do? Coming up, we have a guest. Evan Oaks will be joining us with stuff that Rules.
Willie Griswold
This guy's cool.
Bob Kevoian
We had a great conversation yesterday about this time with Jim Gaffigan. I've got a fun letter about our discussion with Jim, and he's got some gigs coming up this weekend. And he's also got that bourbon out there. They're on the fifth. What do you call it? Issue the fifth brew mach 5 batch. Thank you. Ace the fifth batch. The first four sold out. Nice Father's Day gift. Go to Jim's website. You can click up, find out about
Chick McGee
that and sports coming up. Don't go anywhere. A guy got hit in the face with a puck last night.
Willie Griswold
Oh, man.
Chick McGee
And it's everything you thought it would be. No right to the hospital.
Bob Kevoian
And we were talking about this off the air, and as you said, it's kind of surprised this doesn't happen more often.
Chick McGee
Oh, man. Just right in the mush.
Willie Griswold
Boom.
Bob Kevoian
Wow, that hurts. Now that's coming up. And we've got a cool world record today, I think. Did you see that one?
Chick McGee
Huh? And very cool. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Well, maybe this will tickle. Maybe this will get you a little tickled here, Josh. Coming up, we have crossbow attempted murder in the news.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I like it. I like the originality.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, Those things terrify.
Chick McGee
I don't even.
Willie Griswold
It does, it seems.
Chick McGee
Are you okay around handguns, though?
Tom Griswold
Crossbows seem like they have a very. Like a hair trigger. Like they. Yeah, you just pick it up and it wants to go off and I know that's not the case.
Bob Kevoian
PJ has one, you know.
Chick McGee
Yeah?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Sitting over in the. Our art director's office.
Christy Lee
Why does he have.
Bob Kevoian
God knows. Well, you know, I know I. I know I anger him, but.
Chick McGee
But, you know, PJ's aim's not what it was, so.
Bob Kevoian
That's true.
Chick McGee
It's a little shady. I'm just saying.
Christy Lee
We love you, pj. Man.
Chick McGee
You're half right.
Bob Kevoian
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Christy Lee
Today is Friday, National Donut Day.
Bob Kevoian
National Donut Day.
Christy Lee
Chicky.
Chick McGee
What?
Christy Lee
National Donut Day. You doordash donuts for us occasionally.
Willie Griswold
I'll drive to Speedway. I'll get the good ones.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Tom Griswold
I'll get the really good ones.
Bob Kevoian
And there is a famous anecdote about a donut, internationally famous type of donut, and it's apocryphal. I will tell you what it is. You're going to be educated today on this program coming up. I'm very excited about that. All right, once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
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Bob Kevoian
You could say that again.
Christy Lee
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Willie Griswold
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Chick McGee
Wow.
Bob Kevoian
I am clear in the rest of the day.
Christy Lee
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Bob Kevoian
Rated pg.
Chick McGee
Hello there, friends. Chick Magee here. I was just doing as I was told. Chrissy told me to order donuts, so I was ordering donuts on National Donut Day.
Bob Kevoian
I've got donuts in history.
Chick McGee
What kind of a person tells you? Hey, you always order donuts. Why don't you get off your wallet and order some donuts?
Christy Lee
I will pay for them.
Chick McGee
I don't do dollar cash and will.
Christy Lee
What's your Venmo? And I will Venmo you the money. Right.
Chick McGee
I want $38 right now.
Bob Kevoian
Do you sit on your wallet?
Chick McGee
That's Christy Lee. Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Are you kidding me?
Chick McGee
She's so.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't mean as a metaphor. I mean, do you, do you have a wallet?
Christy Lee
I have a little, like a little card thing.
Bob Kevoian
Is it. Is it associated with your ass?
Chick McGee
I see you.
Bob Kevoian
I see you don't sit on it.
Chick McGee
You have a change purse, don't you?
Christy Lee
No, I don't.
Chick McGee
I've always wanted one of those.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, used to have one that says no to pickpockets.
Chick McGee
We got a letter about pick.
Bob Kevoian
So the point is, you don't have. You don't have, like in your jeans right now.
Christy Lee
No.
Bob Kevoian
Willie, do you have a wallet?
Willie Griswold
Yeah. Back, left pocket, every day. I do sit on it.
Bob Kevoian
I guess I'm a failure as a father.
Christy Lee
You sit on your wallet. You don't sit on your wallet.
Chick McGee
It's right handed, right pocket.
Bob Kevoian
Right handed, right pocket.
Willie Griswold
Listen, don't. Come on. That is, That's. That is not. That's not the reason. You're a bad father. Are you kidding me?
Chick McGee
The wallet thing.
Willie Griswold
You think the wallet thing is. No, you did great with the wallet thing.
Chick McGee
Forget the things you're going to own.
Bob Kevoian
Josh wallet man.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Right pocket, front.
Bob Kevoian
Asa. No, you wear sweatpants, which right pocket, front. Approve of you. They have a back pocket in your sweatpants.
Tom Griswold
Some of them do.
Bob Kevoian
Right. Right back.
Tom Griswold
Right now. That's right front.
Bob Kevoian
Right front.
Christy Lee
So now your wallet's with you right now. And you're right.
Tom Griswold
No, it's in. It's on my desk.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I always.
Chick McGee
I only keep him here.
Tom Griswold
I take it out when I'm in driving in the car. I'm always. I don't like things in my pockets.
Bob Kevoian
I.
Willie Griswold
You know, I have the same thing and I like that you leave it out because I steal twenties when I go to the bathroom. I'm stealing from you.
Tom Griswold
I've been wondering.
Chick McGee
I don't know where my wallet is right now.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
Could be home, could be in the car, could be in my bag. I don't know.
Bob Kevoian
Well, you and I have this. We have this little thin British wallet.
Chick McGee
That's right. Very nice.
Bob Kevoian
But. Yeah, but I. And I don't want to sit on it here because we're sitting for way too long.
Tom Griswold
Sure. Yeah, I used to sit long enough. Used to be a back left pocket guy.
Bob Kevoian
Really?
Tom Griswold
I was even a pocket. I was even a wallet chain guy for a little bit. Really?
Willie Griswold
Tell me everything. Did you clip it to your massive front pocket? That was mesh. And by Jinko, by any chance?
Chick McGee
Please, please tell me you're not fibbing.
Tom Griswold
I'm not fibbing. I clipped it to a belt loop in the front.
Willie Griswold
That's. I tried to do it for, like, one day in eighth grade. And my friends, you know what, they bullied it out of me. And I'm glad they did, but it was. You ever try that in middle school? Just a fun little fashion accessory and your friends just ridicule you. It was really corrective bullying because I could not have been. If I took them to high school, it'd be a nightmare.
Tom Griswold
I did it way too old. I was, like, out of. I was in college.
Willie Griswold
That rule.
Tom Griswold
And then I went to a Six Flags amusement park and they had banned them there. And I didn't know that.
Chick McGee
Oh, no.
Tom Griswold
Because people were whipping each other and stuff.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, that'll happen.
Tom Griswold
So I was asked to throw it away.
Chick McGee
Do you remember the bullying that went on when somebody got a haircut?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Middle school. Like seventh, sixth, seventh grade.
Bob Kevoian
I can remember.
Chick McGee
Hey, man.
Bob Kevoian
Dude, this goes way back. But there was. Hey, Fruit fashion. There was a fashion thing. I think it was. I think it might have been caused by the Monkeys TV show. But there was a thing where guys would, okay, have their belt buckle over here.
Tom Griswold
They would move it slightly askew.
Christy Lee
I don't remember that.
Chick McGee
I think you're exactly. My dad had his belt buckle on the side.
Christy Lee
Really?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I can remember. I could. God, I could visualize this in my mind. I even remember the guy's names. John Fuller. Walked up to this dude named Dean Sturgis and said, side belt. And John was a really big, strong guy. Reached down, picked him up by the ankles and threw him over backwards.
Tom Griswold
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Willie's right, though. I mean, in junior high school, you've got about an hour, and then by the time the bullies have just trashed it and what? Move on.
Willie Griswold
That's tough.
Chick McGee
That's not bullying. That's assault.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Oh yeah, it was assault.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Hilarious though. I guarantee those are those guys names.
Chick McGee
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Bob Kevoian
Thank you very much, Hyundai. Thank you, Chick Magee.
Chick McGee
And here's our first letter speaking to Tom. Dear Bob and Tom show. Pacifically, Tom, I was planning on going to a fourth of July fireworks show and now I'm starting to question it. I'm nervous, I'm concerned. Please, Tom, how much should I worry about pickpocketers?
Bob Kevoian
That's a very good question.
Chick McGee
You say it's.
Bob Kevoian
They're training him right now.
Christy Lee
Are they. Is there like a school where you go to learn how to be a pickpocket?
Bob Kevoian
University.
Chick McGee
Oliver, your father. Oliver, your father's agency. As people are looking up at the fireworks, pickpockets run wild.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fine, laugh now.
Willie Griswold
It's the perfect distraction.
Bob Kevoian
They're going, ooh. Should be great fireworks though since it's 250. Yeah, this, that's one of the cool benefits of the fourth of July this year. And it's on a Saturday.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
I imagine liquor sales are going to be unbelievable this fourth of July. They'll just be so high.
Christy Lee
I have a friend having supplies 4th of July party the weekend before. Well, I wonder if it's.
Bob Kevoian
That's been a new thing now. All the pisses me off.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute, that sounds like there's a problem.
Bob Kevoian
Well, a lot of places now they're floating the fireworks.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
I think it's the fact that it's on a Saturday. I think they'll probably all do them on Saturday.
Chick McGee
Was Willie in a car seat when you went to the wrong day for the fireworks? Was he in the car?
Bob Kevoian
I think so.
Chick McGee
Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
Bob Kevoian
Many years ago, the place across the street used to always have fireworks.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And one year I took all you guys over there and I remember pulling in because it used to be so crowded, you had to park here and walk over.
Willie Griswold
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Bob Kevoian
And I pulled up and thought, well, this is great. There are a lot of people here this time. Turned out they'd done one of those deals where they moved. So it wasn't on July 4th. So we'd miss them so. But happy July 4th.
Willie Griswold
All right, guys, looks like we're swimming our cargo shorts instead. How fun is this?
Bob Kevoian
All right, well, no, for some reason, this reminds me of something. We were talking off the air about this and Christy, I don't know if you've observed this. This a guy that I work with, he's a physical therapist, younger guy, real nice guy.
Christy Lee
I know him.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah. You know, and he was. I think he went to his fourth destination bachelor party this year.
Tom Griswold
Sheesh.
Bob Kevoian
This is.
Christy Lee
That has become a thing.
Bob Kevoian
And then his wife. His wife just went to a destination bachelorette party in Nashville, Tennessee. And I mean, as if going to your buddies weddings wasn't expensive enough when you were in your 20s, right now you've got to travel to a bachelor party.
Willie Griswold
The weddings are cheaper than the bachelor parties. I believe that last year I had two bachelor parties three months away from each other. One in Vegas, one in the Bahamas. It almost financially ruined me.
Bob Kevoian
Whoa, this is. And is this. You were saying? Is this because of that movie, the Hangover? You think?
Willie Griswold
Maybe because of it, but yeah, it's. For me, the bachelor parties, they're always somewhere else. They're always Vegas or New Orleans, whatever.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, back in my day, that just wasn't a thing. No, at least. At least in my sphere.
Tom Griswold
I don't know, we had a fishing weekend bachelor party.
Chick McGee
Oh, there you go.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that kind of made a little more sense.
Bob Kevoian
That sounds reasonable.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Like going to Vegas and, you know, you have to buy the air tickets in the hotel and you gotta.
Tom Griswold
Then you'd go out when your buddy goes, oh, yeah, for my bachelor party, we're going to Vegas. Or if your sister or whatever goes, oh, I'm having my bachelorette party in Nashville. Not only is it the money, but you're also like, oh, my friends are hacks.
Chick McGee
Yeah,
Tom Griswold
like the obvious. Come up with something original.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I think my daughter's gone to Texas. No, New Orleans.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. So it's not just. This is a thing.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
These aren't legally binding contracts when you're invited to.
Bob Kevoian
No, no. But it's just.
Chick McGee
My gosh.
Bob Kevoian
And I. I don't. I stopped going to bachelor parties even when I was in that.
Chick McGee
I think you and I were at the same bachelor party.
Bob Kevoian
I was the one that was so off putting. I said, I don't need this.
Chick McGee
And we promised each other we'd never go to another bachelor party.
Bob Kevoian
And I haven't.
Tom Griswold
No, I'm not lucky. I. Every bachelor party I went to was a Blast.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I love them.
Tom Griswold
Nothing crazy happened.
Christy Lee
They still have strippers and stuff?
Chick McGee
No.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. Yeah, I do know how to play that. Yeah, they do. It's a good time. I don't know. I didn't know how to play that.
Bob Kevoian
I'm gonna just give you several pieces and you can put together the sentence.
Christy Lee
I know about yours. But that was back.
Bob Kevoian
Here we go. Ready? Hard boiled egg. Stripper. Father of the bride.
Chick McGee
I wasn't too put off by that. I was by the guy on the toilet eating the sandwich. That kind of. And he thought it was hilarious.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
What is that door open?
Bob Kevoian
I was put off.
Chick McGee
Hi, guys.
Bob Kevoian
I was put off more by the. The birthing sequence of a hard boiled egg into the face of the father.
Chick McGee
But you have to recognize that for the talent. Yeah, it is.
Tom Griswold
You can at least appreciate the skill.
Willie Griswold
The egg salad at least tastes good.
Bob Kevoian
I didn't eat anything.
Chick McGee
You know, she could also blow out a candle with that thing.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. I left earlier.
Chick McGee
Before.
Tom Griswold
You missed the pencil sharpening.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That was really fun.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Then the STD spreading.
Christy Lee
The new bachelor parties are not like that.
Chick McGee
No.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. Just like a conventional. You just go to the strip club. The last one I went to, some guy got lost at the strip club. He was just there all day long. We were like, man, where's Greg? And he was like, yeah, he's still at the.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy.
Willie Griswold
Purple Hippo, or whatever it's called.
Bob Kevoian
In any event, experiment.
Tom Griswold
Rhino, please. A new show, the proper respect.
Bob Kevoian
New trend. Today is National Donut Day. Now, do you want to wait for my donuts in history hunk, or would you want to do it now? Should we wait for the donuts?
Christy Lee
Should wait for the donuts.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
How are you going to really wait?
Chick McGee
I want you to do whatever you want to do.
Bob Kevoian
No, no. So we can go back to the mailbag. You got anything over there?
Chick McGee
Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is a common theme through most of the mail that I have this morning. Tom owes me $500 for bail. Yep, I hit my girlfriend with a pillow last night. She called the cops.
Christy Lee
Did try that at home last night.
Willie Griswold
No, Willie, you're hitting Kelly now.
Chick McGee
On my way home yesterday, pillow fights, that subject came up. I can't remember who said to go home and hit your wife with a pillow out of nowhere? That was Tom. But I did it. I got a shock stare back.
Tom Griswold
Tom's contention was that hitting somebody, hitting your wife or girlfriend with a pillow leads to sex or vice versa.
Bob Kevoian
Everyone's getting this backwards.
Tom Griswold
That's not true.
Bob Kevoian
I Said Christy. No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
Chick McGee
You were adding words.
Bob Kevoian
No, the original premise was, Christy, take a nice, high quality pillow, and then when Andy's brushing his teeth, as soon as he puts his toothbrush down, whack him in the back of the head with a pillow. That's going to start a little bit of mayhem. It's going to end up in glorious sex.
Willie Griswold
Whenever you talk about sex, it's crazy because statistically, you had to have sex at least seven times.
Christy Lee
Right?
Willie Griswold
But the way that you talk about it, it makes no sense.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, if I tried this, I'd be looking for an apartment. Apartment today. Don't get me wrong.
Chick McGee
This guy ended up getting a diaper bag in the face after he tried to hit him with a pillow.
Tom Griswold
And those get heavy.
Chick McGee
Dear Tom, show, specifically, Tom, I'm writing to you from a hospital bed. I took Tom's sexy time advice, waited for my wife to get out of the shower, brush her teeth, and wham. Right in the face with a pillow. Man, was she pissed.
Bob Kevoian
I think I do. Why I could.
Chick McGee
Now I'm waiting for the surgeon to remove the pillow from my ass.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, thank you. I believe I suggested this begin on the distaff side of things, ladies. You hit the guy with the pillow, and then it's going to be where the resultant mayhem will result in a new baby. Okay, now we have a lot more to get to, a lot more letters. Here. We'll learn about the importance of doughnuts and contemporary life. Because today is international Donut Day. We have a great letter about our world record. The blanket tent.
Christy Lee
Oh, the blanket fort.
Bob Kevoian
The blanket fort. We have a tremendous letter about.
Tom Griswold
We're all quite disappointed.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it wasn't as cool as it.
Tom Griswold
We're very pro Blanket fort. But not the way they did it.
Willie Griswold
It was a little sterile, wasn't it?
Tom Griswold
It was a little corporate.
Chick McGee
They got to make it out of blanket.
Tom Griswold
Exactly. They use too many other materials.
Christy Lee
Tent poles.
Bob Kevoian
And the other day, I was kind of not paying attention to what was going on. And my. I think every. Every parent has their. Their kid who has the one friend that. When that one friend comes over, look out. Things are gonna be, oh, bad things are gonna happen.
Willie Griswold
There's a new Logan. How exciting.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. So I'm just kind of minding my own business in my office, and I notice the girls keep walking by, going up the stairs. Then I notice that they're carrying a bunch of. A bunch of furniture up there. And of course, I finally go upstairs, and there is a gigantic Fort being built, being built out of pillows from all different rooms in the house.
Willie Griswold
Heart's making forts again.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Art's cool.
Willie Griswold
She taught me the gift wrap, the cardboard and gift wrap. You can use that for structures on blanket forts. It's awesome.
Bob Kevoian
She's a genius. Yeah. So we have a letter about building forts, and it's very exciting. What have you got coming up in the world of sports, Chick Maggie.
Chick McGee
Well, we had the Game 2 of the Stanley cup finals last night. Seth Jarvis scored on a power play in overtime. Carolina erased a deficit in regulation only to give up a late tying goal. And the Hurricanes then beat them back in overtime. Carolina winning 43 in Raleigh, beating the Golden Knights and evening that series at a game a piece. And somebody got hit in the face with a puck. We'll have that coming up.
Bob Kevoian
Are you going to do a little more singing your hurricane? Bob Dylan?
Chick McGee
I didn't tell you about the hurricane. I feel bad Pat's not here. He does the best. Bob Dylan. Yankees outfield outfielder Aaron Judge is out indefinitely with. With a fracture, one of a stress fracture, one of his ribs.
Bob Kevoian
Ouch.
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
That'll affect a swing, huh?
Bob Kevoian
We'll get to that. And other things coming up, including a. A nice happy story from Mount Everest. A good one. Is it happy?
Chick McGee
I didn't. Oh, yeah. Looked at it all the way.
Bob Kevoian
It's a good one. And we have sardines in the news. Anyone? Anyone?
Tom Griswold
I'm a fan.
Bob Kevoian
You are? Okay.
Christy Lee
My girls all of a sudden are buying sardines.
Tom Griswold
They're a superfood.
Willie Griswold
It's all trendy.
Bob Kevoian
This is. Yeah, it's super trendy. That's what this is about.
Chick McGee
Too fishy.
Bob Kevoian
I got a pack.
Tom Griswold
They are.
Bob Kevoian
I got a pack right here if you want to try. Oh, thank you. No, no. We could eat them with our donuts.
Tom Griswold
Yeah,
Bob Kevoian
there's a. There's a whole show. Worst food combinations.
Chick McGee
Donuts and sardines for everybody.
Bob Kevoian
Right now, I want to talk a little bit about the world of finance. What's going on with housing. I do not understand it, but I do know what it is and what it is. If you do a little homework, you'll find the average house in the United States is worth between 40 and 50% more or even more than that in the last five years. So if you bought a house for 150 grand five years ago, it's probably worth 200 grand plus right now. And if you bought it 10 years ago, $100,000 house is probably worth 200, et cetera. Et cetera, look up the numbers and this may apply to you. And the reason I bring it up is you don't have to sell your house to take advantage of the way things are going in the housing market. You can refinance the house and pull some of that equity out. If you need some cash for whatever reason, maybe you've got some of those credit cards that have the ridiculously high interest rates and you can't get your head above water. That's one way to do it. Well, find out from the people that know what they're doing. That's American financing. This is what they do. This is their specialty. They don't have a high pressure sales folks or anything like that. You can contact them, give them your situation, give them some details and see what they can do. Their average client right now has reduced their mortgage payment by 800 bucks a month. They also have a special program. This is I think for only for a short time, if I'm reading this correctly, that they can possibly eliminate your next two mortgage payments, put them off for you. So see what's going on. No pressure, no upfront fees or anything. But this might apply to you. If you do own your home, maybe you can take advantage of what's happening in the, in the marketplace. American Financing.net is the place you can call them, of course. 866-889-2611 Hard to remember that phone number. I know. So that's why I would suggest going to american financing.net do me a favor and put slash Bob and Tom. So then we sent you once Again, it's American Financing.com NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the fives started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.
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Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Bob Kevoian
How does he do it?
Chick McGee
At the news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Willie Griswold.
Bob Kevoian
What's up dude?
Chick McGee
And by the way, if you're wondering. Yes, we had our. We're full with Griswold. No more. No more.
Tom Griswold
Walt.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and hello. Tom.
Bob Kevoian
You missed the apology. Yeah, go ahead, Ace.
Tom Griswold
I didn't believe his produce code was national.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Banana joke yesterday.
Tom Griswold
Two places yesterday and they had the same code.
Christy Lee
Same code, 4011.
Bob Kevoian
We had this story about that stupid artwork where the guy tapes a banana to the wall.
Tom Griswold
How dare you. It's a brilliant masterpiece.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. It's called the Comedian. It's getting publicity. All it does.
Chick McGee
Just as 8 hours to see that
Bob Kevoian
people who are into that. I mean, other statement. It's primarily just a vehicle to find other people interested in sodomy. The.
Willie Griswold
That's why I like it.
Bob Kevoian
But someone went up and stole the banana of this faux artwork. And I opined. Yes, the police code is 4011 code, you see, and because that's, I think, universal code for bananas. If you buy bananas like I do and you scan them, I think part
Chick McGee
of your problem was 411. One is so ingrained and that kind of threw us all off.
Bob Kevoian
But I mean, don't you. When you buy bananas, don't. Do you self. Do you self. Oh, you don't go to the grocery store anymore?
Chick McGee
I don't go to the grocery store.
Bob Kevoian
Do you go to the store, Willie? Yeah. Do you self check?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, No, I have a. Usually a person now.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I mean. But I just type in bananas. I just hit the words.
Chick McGee
There's a picture too.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
That's what I do.
Tom Griswold
I never have to look at the pictures.
Bob Kevoian
I look at the pictures because I can't read.
Tom Griswold
I. In fact, I don't even know that it has an option. Option for me to punch in the code. My place, Meyer. Weigh it, put it in the code and it prints out a.
Bob Kevoian
You know, you don't use the gun.
Tom Griswold
It prints out the barcode.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. I love the gun. The barcode gun.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
I like the gun too.
Bob Kevoian
It's my new favorite thing.
Willie Griswold
I'll leave like water in the cart and then you get to take. And then.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, but then sometimes you do that and it wants you to put it on the weighing thing.
Willie Griswold
I hate that. That. That drives me crazy. The weighing thing.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. So isn't. Isn't there something in the code going. You don't have to weigh this one because it's in the car. I don't know. Anyway. But the scale, the point scale knows, by God, the point is the joke fails and on many levels, but, yeah, that's a universal code on bananas.
Chick McGee
Now, what did we all learn? When his joke fails, we all pay for it.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Okay.
Willie Griswold
Homework.
Chick McGee
So laugh it up.
Tom Griswold
Next time, we'll politely chuckle.
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Bob Kevoian
That's fine. Now, I understand. It's amazing reference. I was barely paying attention, but apparently the. The. The donuts have arrived.
Chick McGee
Yes, they are. They are in the house.
Bob Kevoian
Today's National Donut.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you, Trickster. You're welcome. No, not that you had any choice in the matter.
Chick McGee
No, no, I was called out on the air by God.
Christy Lee
No, I said thank you.
Chick McGee
Well, that makes it like it didn't happen.
Bob Kevoian
Thank you. Do you want to explain National Donut Day for us?
Christy Lee
Friday, June 5th. National Donut Day.
Chick McGee
Hey, that's today.
Christy Lee
Falls each year on the first Friday in June. Oh, so it can rotate.
Tom Griswold
Tom, do you prefer the full D O u G h?
Bob Kevoian
I don't. And I. They're both considered correct.
Chick McGee
Sure. You like do nuts, huh?
Tom Griswold
No.
Bob Kevoian
D O N u T donut.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but you know what Chick's saying.
Chick McGee
It's do not.
Tom Griswold
As opposed to doughnut.
Bob Kevoian
Right? Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
You gotta. You gotta. If you.
Tom Griswold
Or you might say duff nut.
Chick McGee
You, of all people. Well, I should know. Dough is in the word doughnut.
Bob Kevoian
Do you know the history of this? It goes all the way back to World War I.
Christy Lee
The Salvation army created National Donut Day in 1938 to honor the women who helped boost morale during World War I by serving donuts to soldiers.
Chick McGee
You give blood, you lose your leg. Here's a crawler.
Tom Griswold
Well, you're. You're a true hero, lady. You've heard the phrase fighting in the Pacific theater. This is World War I. Oh, he was early.
Willie Griswold
He was doing his own thing.
Bob Kevoian
We were still calling them the Japanese.
Chick McGee
I'm doing my own thing in my own time, man.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, he was. He foresaw.
Bob Kevoian
They were called the Japanese. Then it didn't shift to the racist. Yeah, the Doughboys Donuts. Yeah. This is. Well, you're learning something. Now I want to really bring you up to speed on one of the most famous donut stories of all time.
Willie Griswold
Please.
Bob Kevoian
Now, does anyone know I'm referring to the John F. Kennedy donut story?
Tom Griswold
I honestly don't. Do you guys.
Willie Griswold
Is it like an exploding jelly donut or something?
Bob Kevoian
No, it's the.
Chick McGee
And you contend this is known worldwide?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, it's famous.
Chick McGee
It's famous.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Anyone who's, you know, cracked open a book would know that at the Berlin Wall, the famous John F. Kennedy saying in 1960 Berliner. And that's. Yeah, that means I'm a ichthym Berliner. And it's apocryphal when people say what he was saying was, I am a jelly donut. Now, a Berliner is in fact a jelly donut.
Chick McGee
It's like a Bismarck, a Long John.
Bob Kevoian
But the. In. In German they would say fan Kuchen or something of that effect. So sure, the folks listening did not, as people were saying, oh, the he. Kennedy made a mistake, but when he famously said that. No, no, they understood what he was saying, so just.
Chick McGee
They cheered loudly like they knew what he was trying to say.
Bob Kevoian
But. Yeah, but forever it's been out there. Oh, you know, JFK said the myth is I'm a giant jelly donut. Hahaha. Not true. You've never heard that. You've never heard that story.
Tom Griswold
I. I had heard Ick. Einbergliner or whatever.
Bob Kevoian
Bergliner. That would be different.
Tom Griswold
What? Well, like I said, I added or whatever so that maybe it would shut you up after I incorrectly.
Chick McGee
Hey, you want to go through this again Monday morning?
Willie Griswold
How are you making donuts?
Chick McGee
I know, Tom. It's just funny, that famous story.
Tom Griswold
You know, he's. I don't know if JFK is necessarily one of your heroes, but you certainly hold him in high regard, and he. Well, no, I get that.
Christy Lee
Not anymore.
Bob Kevoian
This is from Christie, who still thinks Jackie O. Is the First Lady.
Tom Griswold
And I'm not saying that you're wrong for thinking, you know, for admiring him, but I'm just saying you coming to his defense this staunchly is amusing to us.
Bob Kevoian
Oh. Because for years, I always thought that was the truth, that he had said, I'm a giant jelly donut.
Chick McGee
Don't get him started. Of Kennedy writing on a coconut. But we'll be here all day.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, well, there we go. You know what a hurts donut is?
Tom Griswold
Christy, are you gonna run over or should I?
Bob Kevoian
I was gonna have Josh. Josh give you a hurts donut.
Chick McGee
You squeeze the nipple.
Willie Griswold
Is that what it is?
Evan Oaks
You squeeze.
Chick McGee
Squeeze it and tis.
Tom Griswold
You just punch and go. Hurts, don't it?
Chick McGee
Punch him in the face. Right. With a pillow.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, no, no, no.
Christy Lee
In the arm.
Chick McGee
In the arm.
Willie Griswold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
This hurts donut. Is that even still around?
Chick McGee
Probably not.
Tom Griswold
What was a Hertz donut?
Chick McGee
It was just like an Avis donut, only better.
Bob Kevoian
It was number one.
Tom Griswold
You rented it.
Bob Kevoian
That was a classic junior high thing.
Tom Griswold
I only am aware of Hertz donuts from that joke.
Bob Kevoian
That's what it's from.
Christy Lee
And the other one was A TT Twister. Wait, remember?
Tom Griswold
So Hertz was not an actual brand of donut.
Bob Kevoian
No, no. It's a terrible joke.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
It has no contextual basis that could be justified.
Willie Griswold
It's like Knuckle sandwich. Knuckle sandwich. That wasn't at Arby's forever ago. It's just like a silly.
Tom Griswold
Exactly. Of course. I knew that. Well, but doesn't hurts Donuts trying to be mean here, but it doesn't Hurts Donuts sound like it would have been a brand, like if that existed. And so you fooled somebody by here at Hertz Donut.
Bob Kevoian
There has to be. There has to be some. Some small shop somewhere called Herzd.
Tom Griswold
I hope so.
Bob Kevoian
Now, in honor of the joke.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
And I guess Avis Donut would try harder, right? That's. That's what Avis does.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Yeah. That used to be their thing, but not anymore. We have to get back to our letters.
Chick McGee
No, we don't have time.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, good. We'll get back to our letters when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Christy Lee
Hey, there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.
Bob Kevoian
You're not in control of your finances,
Christy Lee
and you have to look outside of yourself.
Chick McGee
You live the life that you want.
Bob Kevoian
You're not in control of your life. Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money. And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
Willie Griswold is here. Oh, oh, there's Josh Arnold.
Bob Kevoian
Hello.
Christy Lee
New box. That happens.
Chick McGee
You can't not be funny. There's Ace Cosby.
Tom Griswold
Am I being funny right now?
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Willie Griswold
It still works. It did. Okay.
Chick McGee
Hey, I'm Chick. Hello.
Bob Kevoian
Tom. A couple quick things. We were talking about the, the old Hertz donut gag, right?
Tom Griswold
Classic. It is a timeless one.
Bob Kevoian
Yes.
Chick McGee
Always funny.
Bob Kevoian
Yes. Even the oldest of our listeners would go, I remember that.
Tom Griswold
Yes. You got to keep it alive out there.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
So you, you walk up to someone, you go, do you want a hurt donut? And they go, what? And sure. Then you. You punch them in the arm and they go, hurts donut. That's right.
Chick McGee
Now, keep it alive.
Bob Kevoian
I said, I wonder if anybody's really got a place called Hertz Donuts. Oh, my gosh. There's a company called Hurts H U R T S Hertz Donut Company. They're in Iowa, they're in Cedar Falls. They're in Colorado. And Colorado Springs. Little Rock, Arkansas. Des Moines.
Tom Griswold
They're in Iowa. And Cedar Falls.
Bob Kevoian
Quad Cities is what I meant to say. Sorry. Springfield, Missouri. Branson, Lincoln, Nebraska. Oklahoma. It's amazing.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I gotta go to one in Springfield, Missouri.
Bob Kevoian
There's a Hertz Donut place.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Bob Kevoian
And they look delicious online. So there you go.
Tom Griswold
Bravo to them for picking up on the old gag right now.
Willie Griswold
Also, how bad would it have to look for a donut place to actually look bad online? They have to look pretty great. Pretty much always.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Bob Kevoian
Donuts are pretty good.
Chick McGee
Well, actually, food, photography, that's.
Bob Kevoian
It's an art form.
Chick McGee
Service. Exactly right.
Willie Griswold
I have a spray paint inside.
Bob Kevoian
Do you suppose there are other places that have taken a classic joke and then turned it into a reality? For example, is there a place called Titty Twisters?
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Bob Kevoian
I'm not sure what they'd sell.
Tom Griswold
They're. The strip club in From Dusk Till dawn is called that.
Christy Lee
Oh, it is, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Because that's certainly a classic.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But that's a little too. Strip clubs don't like to throw that kind of language in there.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
They like to sound classy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. Classy chassis.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Classy chassis.
Christy Lee
Yeah. That was.
Bob Kevoian
We were talking, for some reason, about. And Margaret, the actress.
Tom Griswold
Well, why wouldn't we.
Bob Kevoian
We're talking.
Chick McGee
We're trying to communicate with you is why. We were talking about an Margaret.
Tom Griswold
He did sort of present. Why would anyone bring fat?
Chick McGee
Yeah. I can't imagine next you'll be talking about Jack Nicholson.
Bob Kevoian
Well, and, and, and I mentioned this. And this was.
Chick McGee
Or Dennis Hopper.
Bob Kevoian
I. I mentioned that Bob would often go nurse, oh, nurse, which is a joke. It's a line, I should say from the movie Carnal Knowledge with it with Ann. Margaret. And I know how it started because Christie's wearing what looks like a man's shirt, kind of big, and it's one of those situations.
Willie Griswold
It looks really nice.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it does. It's kind of a sexy look. You sort of have a little scenario in your head that in this case, Christy met some guy and ended up waking up in his penthouse. And she wakes up and goes, I think we're out of cigarettes, and I'm so hungover. And she puts on this shirt to go downstairs to buy more smoke. Something like that. You know what?
Chick McGee
I've never. You've never impressed me as being that. All that brave before until right this moment that you've got those sort of thoughts running around in your head whenever you see a girl and you're sharing them with everybody.
Willie Griswold
It's always sexy. Why is it sexy and hot with you?
Chick McGee
But don't you think you had enough sex, mister?
Tom Griswold
Yes. Save some for the rest of us.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
You got seven kids. What do you want? Eight.
Bob Kevoian
Now, Willie, have you. Have you ever encountered a situation in which some young lady was. Was. Had to put on one of your shirts?
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah. And it's a good time because I'm a big guy, so those things are huge.
Bob Kevoian
But isn't that kind of hot?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, no, I like it. It's a fun thing.
Bob Kevoian
So anyways, so we got talking about Ann Margaret, and then. And she's actually making some personal appearances these days. She's a great person, too. She's really interesting. But I googled Ann Margaret.
Chick McGee
How do you know Ann Margaret's a great person?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
What are you afraid of?
Chick McGee
Why do you say that?
Bob Kevoian
She doesn't work with. She took care of her husband. It's a long story. Trust me on this. If you Google it and you go to her appearance on the Johnny Carson show, First place, poisoning, a horrible disease. Now let's go to the. Do we.
Tom Griswold
Do we have.
Bob Kevoian
Do we have the video? No. I want you to watch this. Willie especially. Oh, this is.
Tom Griswold
This is. This is. This is really big online.
Willie Griswold
I think I already know what it's going to be. Are these.
Bob Kevoian
It's an Margaret. Yep. Dancing on the Tonight Show.
Chick McGee
No bra.
Willie Griswold
That's so far up my alley. It's crazy.
Bob Kevoian
Willie taught me the term heavy naturals. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
You know, a lot of people teach their dad that term.
Bob Kevoian
And she. She is just. Just wonderful. Look at this. Look at these moves.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
No, she's fantastic.
Tom Griswold
But she really has found a whole new audience because of this clip. This. This is all over Instagram and Tick Tock.
Bob Kevoian
And with good reason. My God, I'm the only one that
Chick McGee
finds this incredibly dated.
Willie Griswold
Now. I'm into it. I Like it really kind of why
Tom Griswold
I think it's made a resurgence. There is an irony for some to enjoy this well.
Chick McGee
And there's got to be ladies out there recreating this on their TikToks and things. Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well.
Willie Griswold
And it's so fun for me. And it's also kind of campy and fun, I imagine. Like people like dancers, probably like this.
Christy Lee
Why don't her nipples come out?
Tom Griswold
I just love. Maybe she has those inverted ones a lot of redheads do. Wait a minute. We gotta let Josh talk.
Bob Kevoian
More science from Josh. You didn't see your nipples. Are you kidding me?
Chick McGee
Absolutely true.
Willie Griswold
No, those are out, man.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, they're. They're. They are.
Tom Griswold
You know what, though? But they're not. They could be more out.
Christy Lee
I don't like what I.
Bob Kevoian
If you get a close up view of this in Face to Face with
Tom Griswold
your computer, I like how uninhibited she is.
Christy Lee
Totally.
Willie Griswold
That's.
Tom Griswold
That's the turnover.
Bob Kevoian
And this is like 1975. She's got Bell bottoms. And admittedly, whoever the stage. Whoever designed that stage executed.
Tom Griswold
It was a time she.
Chick McGee
She's brave as well. So little talent and prancing around. Are you kidding? No, not at all. Oh, she's.
Bob Kevoian
Have you ever heard the song she
Chick McGee
looks like a drunken housewife?
Tom Griswold
Oh, well, there's. There is some of that, but to me, I. But I also. I love it.
Willie Griswold
It's fine.
Tom Griswold
That. Unabashed. Just.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, now, yesterday, maybe my pillow fight tip didn't work. Ladies, if you learn to dance. Ladies, if you learn to dance like this. And it could be a little bit sloppy with your man tonight, you are going to be impregnated.
Chick McGee
So what?
Christy Lee
But no bra, right? That's the whole key there.
Bob Kevoian
Well, the key is she's got a well in that.
Chick McGee
What? 1972.
Bob Kevoian
I think it might have been 75.
Tom Griswold
Do you prefer that to her rolling around in a bunch of baked beans and Tommy?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I hated that. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I was like, how can we make one of the sexiest women alive? A little gross.
Chick McGee
Do you think it's all right? Yes, I think it's all right.
Bob Kevoian
And I'll make myself even. I can make myself less popular. A. I hate FIFA and soccer. I don't want to watch it. I hated the whole Tommy thing.
Tom Griswold
Oh, even just the album itself.
Willie Griswold
You. But it's because your name. It's the Earth day.
Bob Kevoian
No, it's because it's a ridiculous premise. Quadropheno. Okay, but it plays by someone. No, no, I prefer who's Next. Next.
Tom Griswold
Well, of course, but that's not a concept album.
Chick McGee
Is that where they're pissing on the thing?
Bob Kevoian
The front of it, yes.
Willie Griswold
You just like who's Next because you're always worried about the future. You're afraid of living.
Tom Griswold
Who's Next is all almost the greatest hits.
Willie Griswold
That's.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I thought it was great. Yeah, I thought it was the greatest.
Bob Kevoian
There's a couple good songs on Tommy, but the whole premise is so dumb. Yeah, you gotta buy you just When I go blind. Page. Pinball. Great. Hey, Pete, take some more to lose and think of something better, will you?
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy. This is really terrific stuff.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, man.
Chick McGee
I hope you're happy, Pete. Townsville won't be on the show.
Tom Griswold
It's all right that it's not for you. Okay.
Willie Griswold
People like stuff.
Bob Kevoian
But I love Pete Townsend, so now we can move forward here.
Chick McGee
We said we love Pete Townsend. Pete. He can't hear. He probably doesn't listen to the race.
Tom Griswold
Delete your history and listen to me.
Bob Kevoian
So, once again, first visual medium, I'd imagine.
Chick McGee
But remember, delete that history.
Bob Kevoian
Josh, with the. The Rough Boys reference there.
Chick McGee
Hello, Jim, how are you on. Yeah, the solo Pete Townsend. I. I like. I enjoy it very. I love.
Tom Griswold
Open the Door is unbelievable. Rough Boys is.
Bob Kevoian
I just heard Josh. I should have texted you this one. I heard a cover by your favorite country guy, the cocaine dancing guy, Paul Cawthon. Paul Cawthon does a great live cover of Eminence Front.
Tom Griswold
Oh, gosh.
Bob Kevoian
Eminence Front is one of my favorite songs. Have you seen Paul Coffin do it? It's terrific.
Tom Griswold
I'll look it up post haste.
Bob Kevoian
I'd love to get him in here, though. I'm afraid he'd.
Tom Griswold
I think he'll be all right.
Bob Kevoian
I think he's too scary. I think he's. He'd go over the edge in here. Someone would get hit.
Willie Griswold
No.
Bob Kevoian
Or the FCC would come over. Yeah. Check out Eminence Front by Paul Cawthon and get back. Back to me now. If you're listening to our show for the first time, you're wondering how come there hasn't been a linear thought or any kind of.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
If you're looking for that same progression of thought or ideas or topics, we haven't even gotten to most of our letters yet. No, we have a bunch of things we've got to get.
Chick McGee
Although I am. Oh, no, I am not out, actually.
Willie Griswold
You're out. No.
Chick McGee
Well, maybe I am.
Willie Griswold
Jake might be out, guys.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm out of letters.
Bob Kevoian
I got some really Good ones. We'll wait. We'll come back with him. Okay. We've got a great letter about building a blanket fort.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
How things might be going wrong with it.
Chick McGee
And remember, a guy got hit in the face with a puck. We've always talked about it. Well, it happened last night.
Tom Griswold
Thank you, Howie.
Bob Kevoian
Right now I want to give you a. I'm going to save you for a Father's Day with a great gift. It's called the aura frame. There's one right behind Josh. Right now there's a picture of. Well, that's me with Foxworthy and my son Sam. The aura frame, you just fill it full of photographs and videos.
Chick McGee
That Sam's a good boy.
Bob Kevoian
He's a nice boy, isn't he? He's at. What is he, Bonnaroo this weekend?
Willie Griswold
No, he had a show last night.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, he's next weekend. Okay.
Chick McGee
Sorry. Oh, 12 years for the author.
Bob Kevoian
I called him three days ago. I'm busy packing for Bonnaroo. It's next weekend?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Wow.
Willie Griswold
This is Sam's favorite thing of the whole year.
Tom Griswold
What a charmed life.
Bob Kevoian
He packed?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
He packs for 10 days.
Chick McGee
He loves it.
Bob Kevoian
I'm sorry, what? He doesn't have to pack at Aura for frame. The cool thing about these aura frames is you load them remotely with videos and stuff.
Chick McGee
Who does that remind you?
Bob Kevoian
We get. We get great letters from people that did this for Christmas or for Mother's Day. And the cool thing about it is when you. You text someone a photograph, they're looking at their little phone on the aura frame. They get to see it framed, and you can surprise them. They wake up in the morning, your dad goes to his office, and, oh, look at the frame. There's a cool picture of my granddaughter, whoever it might be. These are really great, as I like to say. If I had three arms, I'd give it three thumbs up. But don't listen to me. Wire cutter named the aura frame number one. It's Aurora frames.com and for a limited time, Bob and Tom Show Listers get 35 bucks off. 35 bucks off. Select frames with the code Tom. So they've expanded this. It's not just that one frame that we're using. It's a whole bunch of them. Auraframes.com. this is a terrific gift. Even get one for yourself. Aura frames dot com. When we first started talking about these, I went and bought one. And I love it when you walk in my house. Right there, before you take a left turn to the laundry room, there's photographs And I see the kids and everybody else all the time and it's just fun. And it's a great bargain if you use the, the code.
Chick McGee
Tom, looking at pictures is fun. It is.
Bob Kevoian
Auraframes.com videos too.
Chick McGee
Oh yeah.
Bob Kevoian
You can maybe take that Ann Margaret video, put it on there for a little bit.
Chick McGee
I've said it before, I'll say it again. You get this for your, your grand grandparents, your parents and they the first stop every morning they go, did I get any grandpa?
Christy Lee
I'd love that Aunt Margaret.
Chick McGee
Any new picture? Yeah, I stood there.
Willie Griswold
That's when girls could move.
Bob Kevoian
Grandpa would say, as Mick Jagger once said, she could make a dead.
Chick McGee
Look at those red haired inverted nipples.
Bob Kevoian
The aura frame. Aura frames dot com. This is a great, great thing and I highly recommend it. Come on. Coming up, we have more of your letters. We've got sherpa updates from the mountains of Everest and gaming in the news and even crossbow news today. It's all happening here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Starting a business can seem like a daunting task unless you have a partner like Shopify. They have the tools you need to start and grow your business. From designing a website to marketing to selling and beyond. Shopify can help with everything you need. There's a reason millions of companies like Mattel Heinz and Allbirds continue to trust and use them. With Shopify on your side, turn your big business idea into sign up for your $1 per month trial@shopify.com SpecialOffer
Chick McGee
hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello there.
Chick McGee
There's Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
What's up, dude?
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
Good coffee today, Chick. Impish without being inappropriate.
Bob Kevoian
Interesting.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, I can smell it. Smells great. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
Bob Kevoian
I missed that. What are you talking about?
Tom Griswold
My coffee.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, he does a coffee report. Made that he did.
Tom Griswold
He made me a cup.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, nice.
Tom Griswold
Thank you, Chick.
Chick McGee
You're welcome.
Bob Kevoian
What is it? Impish with.
Tom Griswold
Without being inappropriate with hints of saliva. Oh, is that what you added to this? Thank you.
Chick McGee
I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I'm out of head cold though, man.
Bob Kevoian
Now we've covered a bastard. We've covered many topics today of importance. Today's National Donut Day.
Christy Lee
Yes, I had two donut holes. Thank you, Chick.
Tom Griswold
Oh, good.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, you're nasty. You have the donut holes. That sends a message to the boys.
Tom Griswold
I thought you only had those in college. College. Didn't realize it had carried over.
Chick McGee
Eat that hole. Eat that hole.
Willie Griswold
That's crazy.
Tom Griswold
Chicks just talking about donut holes.
Chick McGee
You know, in my brain, that that sounded much more innocent than it came out.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, you can't get that as a license plate in Florida. We'll be approaching that.
Willie Griswold
Josh, can I add something about National Donut Day? I get there's history. It's nothing to do with World War I, when they started it, but it's like the first week of June. It's Friday. I feel like everyone's feeling great. The weather's, like, super nice. Don't we need National Donut Day? Like the Monday after the super bowl when we're cold and tired?
Christy Lee
I agree with that.
Bob Kevoian
I do agree with that.
Willie Griswold
We got to switch this up.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. It's already a pretty cool time of year. We need these. We need these donuts when we're freezing. But today is indeed National Donut Day, and it has something to do with World War I. It's very, very complicated. But I want to get back to our letters because we were talking about the world record fort. Do you have that story, Christy?
Christy Lee
No, I don't have the story, but
Bob Kevoian
what was it for? It was like in Vegas or something,
Christy Lee
they chick had the story because it was a world record. It was.
Chick McGee
I gave it to Chrissy.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. That's okay.
Tom Griswold
And it was. It was 14, 000 plus square feet, and it was. But it looked fairly. It looked like a triage center at a hurricane site.
Chick McGee
Exactly.
Christy Lee
It didn't look cool.
Bob Kevoian
It looked like the outskirts of Los Angeles.
Tom Griswold
U.S. you know, a lot of it did.
Chick McGee
It kind of looks like a temporary morgue. Yeah, right.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. That puts a nice cap on it.
Willie Griswold
There's a lot of positive things about that.
Bob Kevoian
Now, to get to our fun letter. Okay, first of all, this comes to us. You talk about a great time of year and a great place. Charlevoix, Michigan. Are you kidding me right now?
Tom Griswold
Unfamiliar.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, it's great, right?
Tom Griswold
I know Lake Charlevoix.
Chick McGee
I never got there, but I think I've been there by force, now that I think about it.
Bob Kevoian
Right by Petoskey Harbor Springs, north of Traverse City. Great spring spot. That's where Brian lives.
Chick McGee
Could you be a little more. More exact?
Bob Kevoian
And he goes, well, it's. It's.
Chick McGee
What's our number one export there?
Bob Kevoian
Yes. Fun and happiness.
Chick McGee
Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
It's amazing. It's right. It's right Near Beaver Island. Even to Beaver Island, Right.
Chick McGee
Not a snotty attitude.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, no.
Chick McGee
Sherry's enough to ship out.
Bob Kevoian
Could I get my letter from Brian out here?
Chick McGee
Go right ahead, Brian.
Bob Kevoian
When I was a kid, I made a blanket tent. It was. Or as we called it, a blanket for. And I used my mom's 1950 black all metal Singer sewing machine on top of the blanket by the dining room table to hold the blankets down.
Tom Griswold
Okay, that should do the trick.
Bob Kevoian
I rolled over and the aforementioned sewing machine came down on my leg.
Tom Griswold
Ouch.
Christy Lee
Oh, man.
Bob Kevoian
The blunt spool spindle puncturing my calf. Wow. To this day, I have the scar. That was 50 years ago.
Chick McGee
Do they have to take the leg?
Bob Kevoian
They didn't take the leg. Oh.
Tom Griswold
Back then, they just. They didn't care.
Bob Kevoian
Although, if he keeps eating that fudge from Mackinac island, it's gonna have to come off as part of the diabetes treatment.
Chick McGee
I feel like I've been there now.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, thank you. Thank you, Brian.
Chick McGee
Hey, would you guys think any less of me? Well, of course you can't think any less of me, but I. I'm thinking about getting into sewing.
Christy Lee
Sewing.
Chick McGee
That has a traction for me, like,
Bob Kevoian
you know, you got a problem.
Chick McGee
A sewing machine?
Christy Lee
What's he got a problem about, Joanne?
Bob Kevoian
Fabrics closed.
Christy Lee
There are other places to buy fabrics. I can take you to one today if you'd like.
Chick McGee
I know Joanne's whole number.
Christy Lee
So are you gonna get a machine?
Chick McGee
I'm gonna get a machine.
Tom Griswold
I would love it if you became Mr.
Chick McGee
I would love to get a foot. Pedal power.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Are you gonna be from a designer?
Willie Griswold
What are you. Are you capes, maybe? Is that what you're selling?
Chick McGee
No, no, no, no. Something intricate, like. I think. I think I start with sport coats.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Very nice.
Chick McGee
Kind of like a nudie suit. Tom, put spangles on the back.
Bob Kevoian
To clarify, the nudie suit suit is not nude. It's. It's a kind of a country thing,
Christy Lee
like Conway Twitty order Wagner. Made him famous.
Chick McGee
Well, that story's gone to hell.
Christy Lee
You just bought a needle and thread yourself, huh? Is that what you just said?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Can you sew on a button?
Bob Kevoian
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Oh, nice. Yeah, I forgot how to do it. I learned it in Home ec and I do not remember how to do it.
Christy Lee
I don't think my kids know how to do it. I never taught them.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I can sew. My mom taught me.
Tom Griswold
Oh, good.
Bob Kevoian
Now, got a nice letter here from Aaron.
Tom Griswold
She didn't teach you how to speak when only spoken to. What else did your mom know Aaron was.
Chick McGee
Did you know that Aaron was Moses brother. Did you know that? Yeah. John Carradine in the movie Double A. Aaron, I'm your brother.
Bob Kevoian
Now this is really interesting.
Chick McGee
Damn fine, John. Carrie.
Willie Griswold
Really good dude.
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Bob Kevoian
You want to see my David carried? And I'll need a rope. No. Okay. This comes to us from Aaron, longtime listener, first time writer. I DJ for weddings on the weekends so my ungrateful children can go to private school.
Chick McGee
He goes, no, no animosity there.
Willie Griswold
And by the way, if you're talking about an ungrateful kid whose dad's a dj, get in line, pal. All right, right here, big guy.
Bob Kevoian
He goes, I was working a wedding at an outdoor venue and they had beer donkeys low down here. Now, we were talking about donkeys yesterday because there was a story about an old folks home. I guess it was where they have. Isn't that what it was where the donkeys help calm people down.
Willie Griswold
Service donkeys.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
They're kind of. They just. They bring the donkeys by and the people come and say hi.
Chick McGee
See, what is it about me? I think a golden retriever, a lab. A dog would be comforting. Not a donkey.
Bob Kevoian
Donkey.
Christy Lee
I don't want to one up this guy, but we had an event not too long ago and we had beer pony, little miniature horses that had beer on the sides. They had like little. Yes, I'll just tear up.
Tom Griswold
I like. I like the beer donkey. But they're missing an opportunity there. They should be called bureaus.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, there you go.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. Those should have been called pony kegs, Kristen.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, those are very good. Is a burrow the same thing as a donk? I can never remember. You got your horse, your mule, your dog.
Tom Griswold
I think the difference is negligible to where bureaus would be.
Chick McGee
I don't think so. I think burrows are overweight.
Christy Lee
In our case, they were inside, which kind of made me nervous. But apparently because the dumps. The people said that they were house trained, that they lived in the house with them.
Tom Griswold
You know, a horse is as house trained as it wants to be.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah. The punishment for a. He don't care press.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, chick, help me with this. Yes. We once thought it would be really funny. Chicken. I thought it'd be really funny.
Chick McGee
Hilarious to.
Bob Kevoian
There was.
Chick McGee
And I stand by that.
Bob Kevoian
Was it called a donkey jack?
Chick McGee
A mammoth.
Bob Kevoian
Mammoth jack. It was this gigantic.
Chick McGee
The biggest of all the donkeys.
Bob Kevoian
And it was huge. It was beautiful. And one of. One of the ladies that worked here had one of these things and she brought it in. In the trailer one day.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Bob Kevoian
And Chicken. I thought it'd be really fun to bring it into the building.
Willie Griswold
I remember this.
Christy Lee
And the general manager's office.
Bob Kevoian
But yeah. And there's a great picture of Bob with this donkey. You can. At first we brought. We thought, we'll take it outside where Bob can see it, because where he was sitting, there was a window to his right. And we have this funny picture of Bob and this giant donkey. Well, then, Chicken, I thought, wouldn't it be funny to bring him into the building?
Chick McGee
Building, because. And where would we put it? Well, of course, the person we call a horse's ass constantly. We got to put him in there.
Bob Kevoian
So we took him to the general manager's office. We took some pictures. We probably have them. We should probably post them. And. But then when we got out, we brought him out of the building, and Chick and I were kind of chugging. Boy, it's a good thing he didn't poop.
Chick McGee
And about that moment, and just when
Bob Kevoian
we said that, Chick, what happened?
Chick McGee
He unleashed the most. The strongest, thickest stream of urine this reporter's ever seen.
Bob Kevoian
And we. We didn't think of. If that happened.
Christy Lee
That would have been worse.
Bob Kevoian
They would have had to replace the carpeting.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And no, no, in this place. It would still be there, by the way.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, that's exactly right.
Bob Kevoian
But the. The amount of urine, it was unbelievable.
Chick McGee
It looked like a fireman's hose.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Wow. It was amazing. But, yeah, the. The jack. Donkey. Whatever it's called. But in any event, back to our letter, Brian was saying the donkey had
Chick McGee
kind of a semi erection when he.
Bob Kevoian
He was all right.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I peed that way before.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah. Like, when you wake up.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. You can pee that boner away.
Willie Griswold
You kind of got to lean into it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I know.
Bob Kevoian
Make sure that's a chapter title in your. In your book. Thank you very much.
Chick McGee
Don't you want to pee? So we were.
Bob Kevoian
And once again, Aaron, thank you very much. He's done hundreds of weddings, but never seen one where they had beer. Donkeys with satchels on their backs. What a sweet thing. That's kind of fun.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Boy, I hope the donkeys don't mind. Well, I mean, they are beasts of burden. That they should.
Christy Lee
It was a little weird.
Chick McGee
Well, can't the donkey just go ahead and kick whatever's behind him? I think that's dangerous now.
Bob Kevoian
Ace and I played donkey softball once at a promotional event. That was very weird.
Christy Lee
Were you on the backs of donkeys
Chick McGee
well, you had to be on the back of a donkey to. To take the shot.
Christy Lee
Oh, to hit the ball.
Bob Kevoian
And then I forget. Did we get off the donkeys to get to first base? I can't remember.
Chick McGee
Oh, donkeys.
Bob Kevoian
Donkeys. You rode. Rode the donkey to first baseball.
Christy Lee
Oh, my gosh. Glad they don't do that anymore.
Bob Kevoian
And our general manager at the time
Tom Griswold
took a softball to the face.
Willie Griswold
Oh, really gets you on base. Good for him. Eat that one.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, take your base there, pal.
Chick McGee
Right.
Bob Kevoian
Took a softball to my face. Well, that actually segues perfectly into the Chick McGee sports broadcast.
Chick McGee
That's exactly right. Seth Jarvis scored on a power play in overtime after Carolina erased a deficit in regulation, only to give up a late tying goal. And the Hurricanes beat the Vegas Golden Knights 43 in overtime. Game 2 of the Stanley cup final last night to tie the series at a game a piece.
Tom Griswold
Free hockey. They call that chick.
Chick McGee
That's right. Extra hockey, extra time. And last night. We talk about this all the time. Braden McNabb of the Vegas Golden Knights.
Tom Griswold
He's a hell of a defenseman.
Chick McGee
Caught a puck to the face last evening and I believe leave. We have. Much like the Zapruder film, we have it from all sorts of angles.
Tom Griswold
It goes right up under the glass, doesn't it? I'm sorry? His face mask, it.
Chick McGee
Not the whole helmet up. Yeah, I, it, It was a perfect shot.
Tom Griswold
I mean, it sucks.
Chick McGee
Unbelievable. I can't imagine how hard that. That hit and how much that must have hurt.
Bob Kevoian
That one morning we were doing hockey on the show, I took a. A puck to the shin.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
And I had a, like a golf ball sized lump on my leg to the face. Oh, my God. Is the guy in the hospital?
Chick McGee
Yes, he's still in the hospital. They took him. Right. He falls to the ice. Here's a better shot.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, it goes right underneath his.
Tom Griswold
He knows it. He knows it about. I mean, that was slow motion, but he knows it's gonna.
Chick McGee
He goes right to the eyes.
Tom Griswold
And you know what he did?
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
He effing took it. Oh, yeah, he took it like a man.
Bob Kevoian
That's hard to watch.
Willie Griswold
I would need. I mean, I would need probably what, 12 months of rest after that? I would need probably a year to recover because I'm not a real man like he is. My goodness.
Bob Kevoian
So it hit him in like the nose, not the teeth.
Tom Griswold
It looks like more than.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it looked like it went above his mouth.
Chick McGee
He's got the.
Willie Griswold
He's got the morphine drip at the hospital. You got to push the Fun button every 10 minutes.
Chick McGee
Can't imagine.
Bob Kevoian
All right.
Christy Lee
My ex mother in law got hit at a hockey game with a puck right here on her cheek.
Tom Griswold
How hard did you laugh?
Christy Lee
I didn't know her then. This was before me.
Willie Griswold
I don't have fun at the. Oh, never mind that. Never mind.
Tom Griswold
I was gonna.
Willie Griswold
I was gonna make a joke out of it. Then maybe I go, hey, I hope
Chick McGee
that Christy Lee, somewhat of a loose
Christy Lee
woman is what I stole my son away.
Chick McGee
That's exactly right. Yeah, that's right.
Bob Kevoian
That round healed.
Willie Griswold
Just a Jezebel.
Chick McGee
A round heel. Jealous Jezebel is what she is anyway.
Christy Lee
Okay, that was awesome.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Poor guy.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, so it's tied up.
Chick McGee
Tortel Coach Tor Tortorella of the Vegas Golden Knights had no Update on the McNabb.
Bob Kevoian
That sounds like a Mexican dish, doesn't.
Willie Griswold
Italian, right?
Chick McGee
Yeah, he's Italian.
Bob Kevoian
The Tortorella with extra taco sauce.
Chick McGee
That could be an Italian restaurant. Maybe the NBA is banned and we don't. We don't have the names yet. We're working on it. The NBA banned two people for life from their arenas after one of them arrested after running onto the court during game one of the NBA Finals and taking a selfie next to Victor Wembanyama.
Bob Kevoian
Josh had a notion about this and I agree with it. Sure. They've supposedly banned him for life from NBA games. Is there a way?
Chick McGee
Supposedly?
Bob Kevoian
Is there. How are they going to enforce it? But my question is, is there a way to pull him off social media? Is there a way? Is there a way for all of the social media? No, we're not going to show this video. We're not going to let this guy on there.
Tom Griswold
I just don't think the social media platforms would ever do that.
Willie Griswold
And by the way, it can be enforced very easily.
Bob Kevoian
What, the NBA thing?
Chick McGee
Yeah, because the, the video is up now of his perspective as he's running on to the court.
Bob Kevoian
Really?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Well. And it's everywhere.
Willie Griswold
But as soon as you walk into Madison Square Garden, they see your face, they know who you are. If you're. They find you immediately.
Chick McGee
Facial recognition.
Tom Griswold
But what if he's somewhere else? Is what they could.
Willie Griswold
Same program specifically for these two for the rest of the finals. Every security guard will know his face.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but they just, they said he's banned for life.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
So like 10 years from now, if he goes to a Pacers game, are they gonna know him at Cambridge maybe.
Tom Griswold
I would imagine if he did one of those aging. That's why I never did one of
Willie Griswold
those Yeah, I just read this thing about James Dolan, the guy that runs msg. It's too boring for on air, but they know exactly where you are.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, but I, I, but yeah, social
Tom Griswold
media should ban him. That would deter other.
Bob Kevoian
Because it's gonna. Now it's gonna be, it'll be a
Tom Griswold
thing, but they'll never do that because it means money for them.
Willie Griswold
Well, and it was a close game. And you can tell it throws Wimby off. And like, the guy looks at Wimby like he's like, oh, you'll take a selfie with me right now. It's, it's, it just stinks.
Tom Griswold
It does stink.
Christy Lee
The timeout is what he needs.
Bob Kevoian
What if we did this? I got an idea.
Willie Griswold
Right.
Christy Lee
Somebody didn't give him.
Bob Kevoian
What if we, what if we put a, like a big, big wire around his ankle and hauled him up to the ceiling for the rest of the game?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I'd like that. He just had a dangle there.
Willie Griswold
That'd be fun.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, just be screaming up there. Oh, you gag him. So you can't have to, you don't have to hear him.
Chick McGee
And oh, by the way, the NBA did not disclose what role a second person played in the incident on the night of the game. It was somewhat, it's being called fan behavior. In the final minute, New York guard Jalen Brunson appeared to be upset by something said to him. Him. By a fan in a courtside seat. Commissioner Adam Silver says the league is looking into what was exactly what was said to Brunson.
Bob Kevoian
So you got some millionaire kid that can afford. What are the, what are the front row seats going for?
Christy Lee
It's finals game.
Bob Kevoian
20 grand.
Willie Griswold
It's crazy.
Bob Kevoian
30 grand or more. And they got, they, they're the ones that are.
Chick McGee
I read yesterday that Knicks fans save money by flying to San Antonio and seeing the game. All that instead of going to msg.
Bob Kevoian
Man, that's amazing. Now we have more sports coming up.
Chick McGee
Yes, we do.
Bob Kevoian
Also, we have crossbows in the news. Got Ace Fraley news. I think you'll find this quite interesting. An exciting day in history to report on. And gaming in the form of video games in the news today. And a crowd surfing update. It's kind of, that's kind of cool. I know that. Josh, you've done some crowd surfing.
Tom Griswold
I have, have.
Bob Kevoian
And you'll be quite pleased that it's
Chick McGee
another record that just. They watched the passing of time.
Bob Kevoian
A crowd surfing world record.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Very exciting. Or Horace Chick would say it's not.
Chick McGee
Maybe, maybe I'LL say that you're. You're spoiling.
Tom Griswold
Well, we'll let the listener decide, my hunk. So go nowhere, folks.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, good, good, good. Also, we have more of those plates. What do they call them? The vanity plates.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
This time rejected by the state of Florida, Alberta, Some of them not even slightly subtle.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I want to get. Eat that hole.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we need to get that for you now.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, well, actually, one of them is more or less that I can report this for sure. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. And O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
Hey, man.
Chick McGee
To my left, right across from me is Josh Arnold. Arnold.
Willie Griswold
What of it?
Tom Griswold
Punk.
Christy Lee
Oh, I like that.
Chick McGee
To my right. Hello, Tom.
Bob Kevoian
Hello, Chick McGee, once again. Yeah, it's important. Today's National Donut Day, so get out there, celebrate. Turn your wheel hard to the left and gun it.
Christy Lee
Oh, we're turning. Donuts.
Bob Kevoian
Donuts.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God.
Bob Kevoian
When I first learned how to drive,
Chick McGee
you went to get donuts.
Christy Lee
Did you do yard jobs? Were you that kid?
Bob Kevoian
No, I would the parking lot at my elementary school, Mercer Elementary. My brother had a Volkswagen Beetle. Yeah, and I'll tell you what, there was no better car than a Beetle for doing donuts with about a quarter inch of snow. Are you kidding?
Tom Griswold
It surprises me.
Chick McGee
I didn't tip over no donuts with a pickup truck.
Tom Griswold
And I bet you guys, oh, it was the greatest.
Bob Kevoian
Or any. When there's a quarter inch of snow on a nice parking lot.
Christy Lee
Yeah, but I'm talking about ones where you leave tread on the asphalt.
Bob Kevoian
Well, that's because you're a violent hippie.
Tom Griswold
Christie is right. You've been a violent hippie.
Bob Kevoian
Can you be a violent.
Chick McGee
I wasn't going to say anything.
Tom Griswold
You watch the news?
Christy Lee
Yeah. You watch Dragnet. Remember?
Tom Griswold
They always love those guys.
Bob Kevoian
I'm sorry, we were. We were awaiting our tour into the world of sports.
Chick McGee
WNBA last night or Tom insists it's the W fever beat Atlanta 83, 71 and Minnesota over Golden State 87, 84. And FIFA. Ah, FIFA has banned World cup fans from bringing refillable water bottles into the tournament. 16 stadiums across North America.
Willie Griswold
Are you kidding me?
Chick McGee
Nope. A recent update to FIFA stadium rules. I don't know where the NFL on this. I don't think you can bring.
Willie Griswold
I think you can bring in an.
Bob Kevoian
It's because. Because people turn them into missiles. You ever notice that a lot of games, they. If you.
Christy Lee
Even if you get in a cup.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
They poured into a cup. That makes sense because you got like the jackass that ran onto the court.
Chick McGee
But this whole.
Willie Griswold
It's just a highway robber. You can't tailgate. The parking costs as much as the tickets. Do this whole thing.
Bob Kevoian
FIFA makes the NFL. FIFA makes the NFL look like a charitable orphanage. These people are. These are. They're. They're criminals getting every dollar they can.
Chick McGee
I wonder if there'll be any beer snakes at one of the World cup venues. You know what a beer snake.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, sure.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, that's fun.
Chick McGee
There you go. The defenders in United Football League or whatever the hell it is.
Tom Griswold
Playoffs this weekend.
Bob Kevoian
You don't have that in your news.
Willie Griswold
Aces wearing the hat.
Chick McGee
I forgot. Watch ESPN if you're waiting for the highlights. You're in for a long wait. But anyway, Beer snake.
Bob Kevoian
Maybe explain what it is. I know what it is, but there's other people out there that aren't as.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. So everybody in a section will pretty much collect their cup. Their beer cups, and it turns into a long snake.
Chick McGee
Now, Tom, explain what Josh just said.
Bob Kevoian
Well, what Josh did was he was kind enough to our audience to know that not everyone is in tune with the sports minutia that you think everyone is conversant with.
Willie Griswold
You talk like such a jerk. It was a regular thing. You could have said it in a regular way.
Chick McGee
A recent update.
Willie Griswold
Choose to speak like such a.
Bob Kevoian
It's fifas, my son.
Willie Griswold
Just. Just. Just talk like a regular guy, man.
Chick McGee
A recent update to.
Bob Kevoian
I like to sound like I'm condescending because I am.
Chick McGee
Recent update to FIFA stadium rule states that reusable water bottles may not be brought into the stadium. May not be brought in. The rules had previously said fans could bring in a transparent reusable bottle up to 1 liter. Of course, as you all know, that's 33.8 ounces. Certainly now that's like 1 ounce 33.8 times.
Willie Griswold
Wait a second. So now I'm not. I can't bring my water bottle in, and they're trying to make me learn the damn metric system out.
Bob Kevoian
That there's. That's not exactly true, though. You can bring it in if you. But you can't use your hands. You have to hacky sack it in. Oh, boy.
Willie Griswold
That's funny.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it's. Speaking of hippie chicks, there's a joke there somewhere. That should be the. That's what they should call the fourth hour of the show every day.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
A lot of hostility for Friday show.
Tom Griswold
Fourth hours. When I shine.
Chick McGee
Water. Water. Sodas. Juices sold at the World cup stadiums are supplied exclusively by longtime FIFA sponsor Coca Cola. That's right.
Bob Kevoian
And I have the Coke with the real sugar.
Christy Lee
At least they have zero sugar. What is it? Zero sugar. Coca Cola.
Chick McGee
And when the tournament starts, the FIFA crowd.
Bob Kevoian
The FIFA crowd's. The sugar crowd.
Christy Lee
The sugar crowd next Thursday. Why are they the sugar crowd?
Chick McGee
I'm in a vacuum.
Evan Oaks
Is this.
Bob Kevoian
Remember the Mexican. Mexican Cokes. That was a big thing because they have the real sugar in them.
Tom Griswold
Sure.
Chick McGee
All right.
Christy Lee
Okay. So how does that transfer over to FIFA?
Tom Griswold
It's got an international.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, Mexican people like soccer, I guess.
Bob Kevoian
Thank you.
Chick McGee
Did you just call them Mexican Coke?
Tom Griswold
That is what they referred to.
Willie Griswold
I recall that.
Chick McGee
I remember certain circles. That's what they call.
Bob Kevoian
No, I remember driving to a gas station station about five miles from here because they famously had Mexican Coke.
Willie Griswold
I was at. I was in a. I was at a Mexican place in Chicago and I was trying to be like, PC or whatever, like, to the young Mexican lady. I was like, can I get one of the Cokes in the glass bottles? She's like, you mean Mexican Coke? And I was like, yes, please. I'm sorry. I reek of white guilt. Lo siento. Excuse me.
Bob Kevoian
I, of course, don't. So I was perfectly comfortable.
Chick McGee
So you can't have white guilt and be condescending or can, can you?
Bob Kevoian
But I want to ask Willie a question, please. We had a news story a couple weeks ago about the return of the
Willie Griswold
Hacky Sack, not Return of the King. Okay.
Bob Kevoian
And is that a thing?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I've seen the Tiktoks. Kids are doing it again and they're really weird about it. They're like.
Chick McGee
They're.
Willie Griswold
It lands on a guy and then his buddy lays on top of him. They roll over. It's a whole thing.
Tom Griswold
I don't understand that.
Christy Lee
What's that all about?
Bob Kevoian
It's theory.
Willie Griswold
I don't know what it is. And then one guy lays down, and then his boys pick him up by his arm, they slingshot him up, and then some other guy catches it.
Chick McGee
Oh, hey, Josh, you want to do that?
Bob Kevoian
It's a tick tock.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. The kids are Getting loco with the Hacky Sack.
Bob Kevoian
Let's do it.
Chick McGee
Tom, you want to do that with me and Josh later? Lay on top of each other.
Christy Lee
Sounds like the early pillow move.
Chick McGee
Yeah, My pillow.
Tom Griswold
Give me. Give me all your weight.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
So there. But there is the. I guess. And Hacky Sack. Hacky Sack apparently is a brand like Frisbee. There's a generic name for them. I like a.
Willie Griswold
It's called a leisure bag.
Bob Kevoian
Bean bag or something. Anyway, I guess sales are way up, so it has become a thing, probably due to stunts like that for tick.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I'd imagine.
Christy Lee
Ah, tick tock.
Willie Griswold
They're goofing around on their fellas.
Bob Kevoian
Well, that's.
Tom Griswold
That's fun. There are worse things they could be doing.
Chick McGee
I know the hacky part is overused concept, but what is. What do they use for Hacky Sack? What do they use sack for? What. What do they say generically for sack?
Bob Kevoian
I don't. It's. I think it's this. What is it called? There's a name for it that's not,
Chick McGee
you know, flying disc.
Bob Kevoian
Because. Yeah, Frisbee is a flying disc. I don't know. I'm not sure I would have always associated them with walking into a Grateful Dead show.
Chick McGee
Everybody get ready for this sentence. This move, not allowing.
Christy Lee
It's called a foot bag.
Bob Kevoian
A foot bag.
Chick McGee
Not allowing refillable water bottles into World cup venues.
Tom Griswold
I like this. The. The Woodstock 99 clause.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. The guys ruined that. The move was met with criticism with the English fan group Free Lions saying, naturally, the immediate thought from supporters is, this is just the latest money grab.
Bob Kevoian
It's a good thing soccer fans aren't prone to rioting.
Tom Griswold
Yes, they are always well behaved.
Willie Griswold
By the way, I don't want no damn British guy telling me about money grabbing. Okay, we'll do this to your tea again, fellas. I'm still fired up about it. No taxation. It's the 250th. All right. Don't do this to me.
Chick McGee
The world soccer body said the decision to prohibit bottles which could be thrown. Tom, Was to prevent risk and injury to players and attendees.
Bob Kevoian
I get it.
Chick McGee
FIFA committed to protecting the health and safety of all players, referees, fans, volunteers, and staff. And plus, we. We have to make money.
Bob Kevoian
Couldn't they just give. Couldn't they just give out free foam cups when you walk in and have water stalls?
Christy Lee
Because it would be nice.
Willie Griswold
And then they would say that the foam isn't recyclable and that it would destroy the world. So they can't do that.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. It's also, obviously, these games are going to be played in the peak summer.
Christy Lee
Yeah. When it's hot. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
That's the way it goes.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
When's the first game? A couple weeks away.
Chick McGee
A week from yesterday.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, well, we'll get back to June 11th.
Tom Griswold
I heard a guy say it's like 38 Super Bowls that they're gonna have.
Chick McGee
Yeah, absolutely. Worldwide. It's amazing.
Bob Kevoian
We have, coming up, more sports, of course, Sherpas and a world record and some really cool stuff going on in the news. And it's a good day, a good weekend in history. So we'll give you some important things that you need to know. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's William Griswold. I didn't say anything.
Willie Griswold
What's going on?
Chick McGee
Did you hear that? There's Josh Arnold.
Bob Kevoian
I heard it and saw it.
Christy Lee
He hates me.
Chick McGee
Right there.
Christy Lee
That's okay.
Tom Griswold
Well, you mistreat him.
Christy Lee
I do. You're right. I deserve it.
Chick McGee
You know, it's not even 9 o' clock Eastern Daylight Time, and I've already spent $4,000 on donuts.
Tom Griswold
I know. She's a bully.
Chick McGee
Is that fair?
Tom Griswold
She is a. People forget that she is the hallway bully. She pushes us around. She screams at us.
Christy Lee
I do.
Tom Griswold
Trips us.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Hides around the corner, sticks her leg out.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Sets up home alone type traps around here.
Christy Lee
What are those? I pull your underwear up. What is that called? Wedgies.
Chick McGee
Oh. You act like you don't know what it is. There's Ace Cosby. Ah. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a letter. Actually, we do. A late.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Chick McGee
Addendum. Dear Bob and Tom show funny word. Good morning to all of you amazing people. And you too, Tom. Tom.
Bob Kevoian
Witty.
Chick McGee
That sounds like a. Sound like a shot.
Tom Griswold
Don't you? Take that, spider.
Chick McGee
This is from Sally in Evansville, Indiana. And wait a minute.
Christy Lee
Sally.
Chick McGee
She spells Sally. S A L, L, E, E. Whoa. Do we like that?
Bob Kevoian
As in hillbilly?
Christy Lee
No, as in Sallie May or something. I've seen Sally.
Tom Griswold
Please don't ever mention so.
Chick McGee
Freddie. Sorry, I flinch.
Bob Kevoian
What's your problem?
Christy Lee
You paid her off.
Chick McGee
Freddie Mac, the subject of Ashtrays comes up almost weekly. I came across this magnificent bastard.
Tom Griswold
Well, I hope you cleaned it up.
Chick McGee
Marketplace for anyone interested.
Tom Griswold
It looks like a skate park.
Chick McGee
That's so sick. $20. I'll let it go. And it's a steal at that price.
Bob Kevoian
Is that a. Is that a clay?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, with. What do they call that flooring that has that sort of stuff?
Bob Kevoian
Yes. You do your garages in there.
Chick McGee
Exactly.
Bob Kevoian
But you nailed it. It does look like a. And it's got the. The little grooves you notches.
Tom Griswold
It looks like it would hold 20 cigarettes.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
You know what else that'd be great for? If you. You have to clean it thoroughly. But like put guacamole in the middle, cheese on one side, those little holders for little wrapped up taquitos. That would work them and then you dip them in there.
Bob Kevoian
You said 20 cigarettes. That's my song.
Tom Griswold
I know you. I know you like that one. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Bunny cigarettes.
Tom Griswold
You mean the man who threw a hissy fit in Colorado?
Christy Lee
Yeah. Piano. What the hell is that all about?
Tom Griswold
You've been there, Morgan.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I like that. I like it when he throws his stuff. I think it's cool.
Tom Griswold
Oh, in this case, he was mad at some hard working engineer.
Chick McGee
Nothing more griswold than loving. Anyway.
Willie Griswold
Throw a cheer off a roof again.
Chick McGee
Sally continues. I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work and have been a big fan since the beginning. P.S. i would gladly be a cougar for Josh if he's ever interested.
Christy Lee
Oh, Josh.
Tom Griswold
You'll have to send me a series of photos.
Christy Lee
Fill out an application.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Tom Griswold
I've got a. The full application is on the website.
Willie Griswold
That's right.
Chick McGee
Let the buyer beware. Right?
Willie Griswold
It's actually Josh's new gf@gmail. I set that up a few weeks ago. You just email us. I go through them.
Chick McGee
I like that. GF@gmail.
Willie Griswold
No, it's nice.
Chick McGee
Tom. Here we go. A Sherpa guide who'd been missing for a week was finally found crawling to base camp on Mount Everest.
Willie Griswold
Oh, that's not. Now I feel bad for laughing.
Bob Kevoian
Did you see this yesterday?
Willie Griswold
I thought he just skipped work and was like drinking with his pals or something.
Tom Griswold
Yeti attack.
Chick McGee
Mr. Dawa Sherpa maybe was last seen on May 29th. Keep in mind it was June 4th yesterday descending the mountain. But he did not reach base camp even though his client did. Pemba Sherpa of 8K Expedition said the 52 year old was located by a cleaning crew on the morning of June 4th.
Christy Lee
A cleaning crew.
Tom Griswold
Somebody's out there vacuuming the Alps.
Christy Lee
First of all I've seen base camp. That is a mess.
Bob Kevoian
Hang on one second, Josh. The Alps are in Europe. This is Mount Everest.
Tom Griswold
I should listen better
Bob Kevoian
little closer to Katmandu.
Chick McGee
He was crawling down these snowy slopes around the Kumbu ice fall. Which as we all know Tom. Famous for what?
Bob Kevoian
It's famous for having chunks of ice they say the size of four story buildings that at any given moment can just drop. Yeah, read. Read the book. Into thin air and get back to me. Terrifying.
Chick McGee
The Sherpa were quickly carried down to safety. Given food and water at base camp. A rescue helicopter flew him to Hams hospital in Katman Do.
Tom Griswold
Ham's Hospital? That's so silly. You remember the comedian Alonzo Ham's Hospital Jones and Burger.
Chick McGee
Where is that guy? Is he still out there? Oh yeah.
Tom Griswold
He's wearing. If so he's welcome here anytime.
Chick McGee
Here we go. Want to hear a little bit?
Bob Kevoian
Here we go.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
I Hamburger Joker. What in the world you dressing for Halloween? Like a hamburger on to deliver mail or something. What's up with you? You overweight? That's your problem. Can't you take a joke? I know you take a order of fries right? But I know. Couldn't you. Hey, look at his feet. Feet so big it's Nike spelled Nickelodeon. Look at that. That's hamburger. We gotta get him in here.
Willie Griswold
He's good. His kid opens fire.
Tom Griswold
Actually a false premise. There's a really in the kit.
Chick McGee
Really?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
You haven't heard of Junior's bacon cheeseburger?
Tom Griswold
Oh, there it is.
Willie Griswold
Okay. I knew I had him with that one.
Bob Kevoian
Man.
Willie Griswold
That's a good time.
Chick McGee
His family. The Sherpas family had given up hope. Dawa's teenage daughter Mendo Sherpa.
Bob Kevoian
That's their last name we got to make.
Chick McGee
Said they were on the second day of a funeral ritual for him which lasts for several days when they found him.
Tom Griswold
How'd you like to be. How'd you like to come home and see that they're on day two of your funeral?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Christy Lee
That would.
Willie Griswold
Hey.
Tom Griswold
You could have been out looking for me. Instead. They're light and sage.
Chick McGee
You kind of wrapped it up pretty quick.
Willie Griswold
And you guys.
Tom Griswold
Is that my copy?
Willie Griswold
You guys didn't even spring for good appetizers. Look at that terrible spread.
Chick McGee
Get out of my will ya.
Bob Kevoian
And he had so this. And he was. He was guiding. Apparently one guy. Because they said his client made it down.
Christy Lee
Yep.
Bob Kevoian
Which is.
Chick McGee
That's cause he's a professional well, his
Willie Griswold
client better pay for his funeral expenses. Dude, you gotta stick around. Look for this guy.
Bob Kevoian
You gotta up the. Up the tip a little bit when the guy almost dies.
Christy Lee
No joke.
Tom Griswold
You tip your Sherpa.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, dude, I have not been.
Chick McGee
You got.
Christy Lee
That's how they. They. That's all they do. That's all.
Tom Griswold
Gosh, I owe some apologies.
Christy Lee
30%.
Chick McGee
30%, not 20%.
Tom Griswold
The we.
Bob Kevoian
We just had the story what it cost to climb Everest. It's like the minimum is like 40 grand or something.
Christy Lee
Minimum. And then didn't you see story last week? I think it was in the New York Post of all the litter and trash and everything that's been left behind.
Chick McGee
The cleaning cruiser, cleaning crew.
Bob Kevoian
Well, but they are oxygen bottles.
Tom Griswold
Can you imagine littering up there?
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
One of the most majestic places in the universe.
Bob Kevoian
Just think about you're delirious because you're freezing and you can't breathe.
Tom Griswold
Of course you would defend the litterer.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, I don't defend the litter.
Chick McGee
Keep in mind you're standing on a piece of earth that is as high as planes fly.
Bob Kevoian
You don't belong up there. They call it the death zone.
Christy Lee
Don't do this.
Chick McGee
Your body starts to det as soon as you get up.
Bob Kevoian
Remember when I said the other day, I said you've got your flock of seagulls, your. What is it? A gaggle of geese and a hubris of Mount Everest climbers. So keep that. These people have no business being.
Willie Griswold
I mean, it's because eventually you get too much money and like the Bahamas gets boring. You know, skiing gets boring. So you're like, oh, I got to pay so much money that I die on the side of a mountain. I got to feel something.
Tom Griswold
Well, it's either this or we go to hostel and kill a lady again. Well, let's just do Everest this time, okay?
Willie Griswold
Hunting for man becomes boring.
Tom Griswold
Right?
Willie Griswold
Right.
Bob Kevoian
Okay, here we go.
Chick McGee
Here we go. Picking up hitchhikers.
Bob Kevoian
This says for a climber attempting Mount Everest, the exhibition company will provide guidance on tipping. The typical gratuity ranges from a few hundred dollars to well over a thousand per Sherpa.
Tom Griswold
No, that's too much.
Bob Kevoian
Depending on the level.
Tom Griswold
I got your tip for you, Sherpa. Don't spit in the wind.
Chick McGee
See you stay out of dark alleys with that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Thanks for the trip. All right. See you.
Willie Griswold
Do any of these Sherpa guys, like, do they ever. Is there somebody with a last name Sherpa that's just like an accountant? He's like my dad and his dad before him were all Sherpas. But look, man, I. I want to dance.
Tom Griswold
I did not feel the calling. Yes, I. I was meant to be an accounts receivable.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's what you did at first. Yeah, I like very much what you were doing at first. Oh, the. Oh, Tom, guess what we have. Stupid world record.
Tom Griswold
You like this one, chick?
Chick McGee
No.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, this one's great.
Willie Griswold
Not a fan.
Bob Kevoian
Completely invalid.
Chick McGee
A nonagenarian became the oldest woman to crowd surf. Pauline Khana.
Christy Lee
Boy, those retirement homes are getting better.
Chick McGee
The banana.
Willie Griswold
That's fun.
Chick McGee
Known online as the gangster Granny. Earned the Guinness World record title at the age of 99 years, 274 days. She crowd surfed at Brantley Gilbert concert in Texas last month.
Christy Lee
You guys know Brantley Gilbert isn't a country.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it's a country guy.
Tom Griswold
Well, you can crowd surf at a country.
Chick McGee
Gilbert assisted with the successful attempt, which involved strapping Kana to a gurney before.
Willie Griswold
That's a little.
Chick McGee
Little.
Willie Griswold
That's a little.
Tom Griswold
Nope. I like it. Oh, good for her, man. This is awesome.
Willie Griswold
Oh, I'm not. I saw her at the racetrack a month or two weeks ago.
Christy Lee
Was she at the racetrack?
Willie Griswold
She was. I saw her in the media center elevator, and she got her.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, it looks like they're carrying a corpse after an attack in Gaza.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but it's good he went. If. If only he had stopped.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, well, I mean, to be fair, though, the corpses over there aren't that
Christy Lee
old, but Gangster granny, You too, Will.
Tom Griswold
I'm gonna send you out into the hall.
Bob Kevoian
Come on, man.
Chick McGee
As you can see, she was strapped to a gurney. She was hoisted above the crowd and gradually carried toward the stage. Connor and her grandson, Ross Smith, have a robust following on social media.
Tom Griswold
I like that they use the gurney. That way you don't have to touch her gross oldness.
Bob Kevoian
That way her boobs don't hit the floor.
Chick McGee
And, you know, there's a smart smell.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah, Chris. I saw her at the racetrack, and I was like, oh, that must be, like, AJ Foyt's mom or something, right? Everyone was rushing up to talk to her, but, yeah, she's some social media person.
Tom Griswold
She's nice.
Chick McGee
And by the way.
Christy Lee
By the way, AJ Floyd is as old as she is.
Chick McGee
This. This doesn't have anywhere to go with that.
Willie Griswold
I want to be respectful there. My bad on that one.
Chick McGee
Yeah, this nonagenarian has nothing to do with Madonna having a free concert yesterday in Times Square.
Christy Lee
Did you see that?
Chick McGee
Oh, really? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's fun. Did a Lot of people show up.
Chick McGee
She was creaking around.
Tom Griswold
The woman's allowed to do what she.
Chick McGee
Yes, she entertains audiences through skits such as flirting with WWE Superstars.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, this is back to Granny streaking
Chick McGee
through baseball games in a bikini. T shirt.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Chick McGee
And holding up suggestive signs in public.
Christy Lee
What's her name?
Chick McGee
Granny Pauline Khanna. K A n. All right.
Tom Griswold
Gangster Granny. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Gangster Granny.
Tom Griswold
Is it gangsta or gangster?
Bob Kevoian
This says gangster.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Well, my story says gangsta.
Bob Kevoian
Does it?
Chick McGee
Oh, good.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Gangster Granny. Here she is. Yep. She has 119,000 followers. That's pretty damn good.
Tom Griswold
Respectable.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, she was at the speedway. Look at that.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, she's pretty cool, man. And she draws a crowd. People love this gal.
Tom Griswold
Why not? She was having a blast.
Willie Griswold
I wish my grandma was this cool. She's just lame, you know, can't hang out.
Chick McGee
Oh, your grandma, your grandma.
Christy Lee
Grammys.
Tom Griswold
Crowd surfing has gotten. I mean, there'll be. You'll see people holding their like 1 year olds get. Being crowd people in wheelchairs.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it's. Yeah, yeah, there was that injury with a guy. The iron lung. They were trying to.
Tom Griswold
Well, most of the people. Yeah, he was fine. It was the.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, the, the, the. The kid that he crushed his skull dead.
Tom Griswold
It could have gone.
Chick McGee
Grown man could have said anything else.
Tom Griswold
Fascinating choice choices.
Bob Kevoian
That's two. This break. You know something, you must people off.
Chick McGee
Yeah. You must want to go out in the hallway.
Bob Kevoian
Okay. Sorry. Christy Lee's right over there. Christy, how'd you get to work today?
Christy Lee
With my Hyundai. My Tucson Hyundai, which I love very much. I don't know about anyone else, but Tom is not going to be. But the rest of the world will be watching the stars at the FIFA World cup. And Hyundai will be as well. They have their eyes on the next generation of Tank. The future stars already turning heads at age 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered their EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing it every day. Because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA. I'm ready. I could do that voiceover for them. Come on, FIFA. Oh, yeah, hire me. Yeah, I love doing those billboards like that. I used to do them for ESPN years ago.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they should hire you.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, right. They're messing up by now.
Bob Kevoian
You were talking about Cleaning up at the base of Mount Everest. Yes, I'm looking at this. This base camp is really tidy. Oh, oh, that's the Matterhorn at Disneyland. Sorry, we're coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Oh, hi.
Chick McGee
There's Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
What's up, man?
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
Hi there.
Chick McGee
Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy, howdy. Do you. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
Bob Kevoian
Hello, Chick McGee and all the ships at sea. I think we're trying to get the electronics in this room hooked up to that screen over there.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, there we go.
Bob Kevoian
It's Jeff Oskay from the newsroom.
Jeff Oskay
Hello, everyone.
Tom Griswold
Oh, looking fancy today, Jeff.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I got some new glasses from the Charles Nelson Riley collection.
Christy Lee
Did you take those from Tom?
Tom Griswold
No, no.
Chick McGee
He texted me at like three in the morning. I need reading glasses and I. And this is what I get. They look like Charles Nelson Riley glasses.
Bob Kevoian
You nailed it. They do.
Jeff Oskay
Well, just came in and goes, hey, what lady did you steal those off of? So, hey, I'm Jeff Oskay from the failed to mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we've failed to mention.
Chick McGee
Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention news.
Jeff Oskay
An influencer has been banned from Six Flags for life for eating nuggets on a roller coaster. Well, you failed to mention every time an influencer gets banned from someplace, they should lose their influencer status. If you can't influence them into letting you come back in, you're not that much of an influence.
Tom Griswold
That's right.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, earlier we were talking, some dudes set a world record for the largest blue blanket fort. Well, you failed to mention stealing the record away from four year old Timmy Bowles and his best friend Landon, both of Crawfordsville, Indiana.
Tom Griswold
What a joke.
Bob Kevoian
Those poor guys.
Jeff Oskay
We learned the dangers of having intimate relations while in a car driving. Well, you failed to mention. That's why my lady and I practice the park and ride.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, my gosh.
Jeff Oskay
For those of you live near a big city and know what parking ride
Tom Griswold
is, of course, there is an airport thing.
Jeff Oskay
A banana worth millions of dollars was stolen off the wall of an art gallery.
Tom Griswold
What?
Jeff Oskay
You failed to mention, police have issued an APB for a three foot Tall, hairy, naked man, goes by the name George. Street name Curious George.
Bob Kevoian
It's a banana.
Jeff Oskay
Thanks, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Will you be supportive?
Christy Lee
Yes. No need to explain his jokes.
Willie Griswold
And you were rude about it. We liked it. I was gonna do the big hat guy next to him.
Jeff Oskay
There's now Willie. Did you see this? There's now foreskin reproduction surgery.
Willie Griswold
I did see this.
Jeff Oskay
Where they take skin from other parts of the body to recreate your circumcised foreskin. Well, you failed to mention be careful where you get the skin from. My buddy Jacob just got it done. Now his penis has a bad case of tennis elbow.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Jeff Oskay
A woman is suing outback steakhouse for 1.5 million after she slipped on some mashed potatoes and busted her Bloomin Onion.
Tom Griswold
What?
Jeff Oskay
You failed to mention if she wins, she should buy a Texas Roadhouse franchise and open right next door. Show them who's boss.
Willie Griswold
Get those rules, baby.
Jeff Oskay
A woman married herself the other day. What? You failed to mention if you'd like to buy her a gift, she's registered at Better Help. And finally, some Karen called the cops on a landscaper claiming that his leaf blower was a bazooka. Well, you failed to mention same lady called 911 last week on her other neighbors. Ma', am, calm down. I can assure you that is not Janeway John Wayne Gacy in your neighbor's backyard. It's just a clown they rented for their four year old's birthday. You didn't notice all the balloons and the singing?
Tom Griswold
I'm Jeff. Ask.
Chick McGee
Hey.
Jeff Oskay
And this is the news that we failed to mention.
Tom Griswold
What you failed to write.
Chick McGee
Hey.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, thank you very much. Now, let's see.
Tom Griswold
Where are we?
Bob Kevoian
Okay, we're gonna head over to Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Yes. According to a YouGov survey of more than 13,500 people, 7 in 10Americans age 12 and older play video games for at least one hour a week.
Willie Griswold
Rock and roll, man.
Christy Lee
Gaming is most common among younger people. 80% of those 12 to 28 reported playing at least one hour per week. Compares to millennials roughly ages 29 to 44, 55% of Gen X adults 45 to 60, and 50% of baby. Baby boomers. 30% of adults age 80 and older report playing games.
Tom Griswold
What do you know if wordle and things like crossword.
Willie Griswold
I think this is more like candy. I think, you know.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Yeah, probably on your phone.
Tom Griswold
Kingdom One.
Willie Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, so this is. I was thinking. Oh, you were thinking like actual console Fortnite.
Christy Lee
No, no, no.
Chick McGee
I was too.
Christy Lee
They're counting games on your phone as well. That's a video game.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, sure, Willie. When you're doing it, do you have the headset on and you're talking?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
I mainly play with my buddies that live in different cities. So it's how we kind of connect. We all started playing again during COVID There was a guy in la, a guy in Chicago, guy in Indiana. We could all kind of connect, play together, and it kind of stuck through. We still do it, probably.
Tom Griswold
That's fun.
Willie Griswold
A couple hours a week.
Tom Griswold
I bet you guys have a few laughs.
Willie Griswold
Great, dude. It's a great way to catch up. We have the weirdest. My buddy keeps doing a joke about how he's making out with my mom. And I go, no, it's not. And he goes, well, how many people do you know with that name? And I go, there's not that many. He goes, well, I just know one. It stinks. It's a real. It's fun. It's a good time.
Bob Kevoian
Do you ever go on and play with strangers?
Willie Griswold
We're playing against strangers. We used to do if we had three guys, but we had to play with four people. You get a random fill, so that's a random guy. But then usually they're kind of weird and. But sometimes they're cool. There's been a few random guys we play with for a while. There was this kid in Michigan we played with for a long time.
Bob Kevoian
I mean, do they post a picture of themselves?
Willie Griswold
No, not really. A profile like that.
Tom Griswold
You can have avatars, right?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, you can, but usually it's like, you know the Halo guy? Yeah, it's like Mario or whatever.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Christy Lee
Three out of four parents said they play video games themselves, and 80% of those parents played games. Video games with their kids. Three out of four parents also said they would rather see their children playing video games than spending time on social media.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that makes sense.
Christy Lee
Which leads us to this story. New research reveals how many young adults suffer from something called Internet gaming disorder.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Christy Lee
This included nearly 150,000 participants. Over 6% of 18 to 35 year olds suffer from the disorder, which is a pattern of excessive or poorly controlled video game playing that causes significant problems in a person's life. 6%.
Tom Griswold
Wait, what are the problems?
Willie Griswold
Like missing work, I think not doing stuff you should be doing because you're on the game.
Christy Lee
Relationship problems, probably.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, well, they're too busy doing this to do anything else.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's. So they're addicted.
Christy Lee
Right.
Willie Griswold
But that's like anything else.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
There are people who's, you know, working out affects their life negatively.
Tom Griswold
Right, right.
Christy Lee
It's right.
Tom Griswold
You can get addicted to kind of anything.
Willie Griswold
You just gotta have some moderation in
Bob Kevoian
this, you know, the cure, there's a. The cure is excessive drinking and.
Chick McGee
Thank you, Tom. Thank you very much.
Bob Kevoian
You're too drunk to operate. Those are very sensitive machines you're playing.
Willie Griswold
That is. Sometimes you'll come back from the bar, you'll get the text, hey, you guys want to log on for. For a few.
Evan Oaks
Yeah, I'll play.
Willie Griswold
I'll get on the game for a little bit. And then you get on and after two, you're like, hey, I can't do this. I'm too drunk to shoot right now. I cannot. I thought I was shooting Spider Man. I was shooting at Darth Vader. We got a log off, fellas.
Christy Lee
Speaking of the youngsters, the latest snack that people are going crazy for on social media. Tinned fish. Sardines are having a cultural moment as a symbol of affordable luxury and health. The latest Pinterest trends reports notes tinned fish is the new low lift flex flex. And searches for sardine breakfast upped 1815 articles claim Sardine Girl Summer is back for a second year. There are nearly a hundred thousand Sardine girl summer. Yeah. Tagged sardines.
Bob Kevoian
Hey, the ladies this summer. The ladies want it in the can. I hear.
Tom Griswold
Did I misunderstand? I'm sorry, man. My bad, my bad.
Chick McGee
It says you wanted here.
Bob Kevoian
Right here. I got some, so I haven't opened them up yet. 100% olive oil sardine fillets.
Tom Griswold
This. This may be a fad, but they are good for you.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. They're high in protein.
Christy Lee
Influencers are sharing recipes and sardine charcuterie boards. How many Rating tinned options and calling sardines skin care in a can. I know. My girls love it. They do.
Bob Kevoian
You eat them.
Christy Lee
Trader Joe's.
Bob Kevoian
They right out of the can. Or do you cook them or.
Christy Lee
I do. I don't.
Tom Griswold
I just bought the Godwin and I are. We both love the. There's a lemon olive oil that's real tasty. I usually put it on a piece of bread like a hunk of sourdough or something nice.
Bob Kevoian
And we just grab the little fish and just shove them on there with a fork.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Are they. Do they have the heads and everything?
Tom Griswold
No, they're just fillets.
Bob Kevoian
Who filets these little tiny fish?
Chick McGee
Little tiny people.
Christy Lee
Yeah, tiny little guys, tiny knives.
Chick McGee
Before you get the game, makes it
Bob Kevoian
easier before you get the gig in China, building iPhones first of all, you have these kids.
Tom Griswold
You start with sardines.
Bob Kevoian
Playing sardines for America.
Tom Griswold
You break apart a sardine. No big loss.
Chick McGee
How tall are you? Oh, five feet. I'm sorry, you can't ride. You can't do it. Four, four and a half feet or under.
Tom Griswold
If you don't like fish, you're not going to care for these.
Chick McGee
Are you trying to find a way to. They're not mild sardines.
Bob Kevoian
They are not mild.
Chick McGee
They're crazy fishy.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Do you like sardines or you've had.
Bob Kevoian
I've never had. Had them. I've got this. I'm not going to open them up in the morning. I can't imagine eating in the morning.
Chick McGee
I love fish, but I think they're good. Brain food.
Tom Griswold
Very much so.
Bob Kevoian
But this is. Would you call it the sardine girl summer?
Christy Lee
Uhhuh.
Tom Griswold
I hadn't heard that.
Willie Griswold
It's great. It's a good time.
Tom Griswold
Like I know brat girl summer and whatever. The hot girl summer and all that.
Bob Kevoian
Sardine summer.
Chick McGee
I thought it was rear window summer
Tom Griswold
for the girls where you just.
Christy Lee
No, come up. A man has died after using strong glue to seal his penis because he didn't have a condom.
Tom Griswold
Oh gosh. And he died.
Willie Griswold
Oh, I'm sorry, guys. Can't invent things anymore. What if this was a genius invention? Who knew it could have gone right?
Christy Lee
Salman Mirza, 25, had reunited with his ex fiance for a drug fueled romp at a hotel in.
Chick McGee
I see Miami, India. Oh, wow.
Christy Lee
When he decided to slather an epoxy adhesive on his genitals to avoid getting her pregnant.
Willie Griswold
Responsible.
Christy Lee
An unnamed police source said the pair were known to mix whitener with the epoxy to inhale for a kick as well.
Tom Griswold
Good for you, you loser.
Christy Lee
He's huffing.
Tom Griswold
These guys are crazy.
Bob Kevoian
Keep reading.
Chick McGee
This guy kick man.
Bob Kevoian
This guy glued his glue all over his genitals.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
If you keep reading. He's survived by his son Elmer.
Tom Griswold
The little feller is amusing.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It's a child.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. He set me up funny. I thought it was real and I wasn't ready to laugh. Yeah, yeah, I guess.
Bob Kevoian
I like that the girl was cool. He was stuck on it.
Tom Griswold
Was the last time you told a girl you were stuck on her?
Chick McGee
I'll tell you this.
Tom Griswold
Have you ever said I'm stuck on you? Or have you ever said I've you send me.
Willie Griswold
Oh gosh. I mean, not unless I'm referencing stuck
Bob Kevoian
on you a band aid commercial.
Willie Griswold
It's a great Movie. Greg Kinnear, Matt Damon? Is that what you're thinking?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah, yeah. Was there a song?
Tom Griswold
Huey Lewis. Yeah, there are a couple stuck on you songs.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Huey Lewis and then there's the Sam Cooke. You send me.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You send me is. I've never understood that phrase. Boy, you send me.
Willie Griswold
Send me where you know what I've neverstood.
Bob Kevoian
So I've got you under my skin.
Willie Griswold
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
I'm comparing you to a pus wort. Sebum filled zit.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. It's not the sweetest sentiment or the sentiment is sweet. Rather. It's not the sweetest phrase because also, man, you're really under my skin today. That. That it has a negative kind of.
Bob Kevoian
But yeah, you're associating it with a
Tom Griswold
dermatological issue, but contextually he's being sweet.
Christy Lee
I don't think they meant it. Really.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, God.
Willie Griswold
You're a weird guy, man.
Bob Kevoian
Hwart sebum filled.
Willie Griswold
Got a crazy brain.
Chick McGee
Heard it the first time, you weirdo.
Bob Kevoian
Wow.
Christy Lee
Nobody else stuck on band Aids because Band Aid.
Bob Kevoian
You may remember this John Travolta was. And this last news story you did, this guy apparently slathered his male member with some kind of glue.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Bob Kevoian
Do you remember if this might have been more than 10 years ago? We had a story about a company that was trying to develop a spray on.
Christy Lee
Spray on condom.
Bob Kevoian
Spray on birth control.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Huh.
Bob Kevoian
I don't know what kind of lacquered it up. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
It wasn't the spray on sensitivity spray. That's.
Bob Kevoian
No, no, it was.
Christy Lee
It was a c. It was.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, it was. And I. I'll have to. I can. Maybe I can dig up the story, but yeah, it was.
Chick McGee
Is it like that black stuff you put on the bottom of a boat?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, kind of Flex seal.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
That commercial is great, man.
Bob Kevoian
I think you had to be in the had. Had to have the fella in the negative.
Tom Griswold
It's called sex seal. It's pretty good.
Bob Kevoian
It works in the. In the angry position and spray it out. I'll see if I can find the story.
Chick McGee
What happens when you're not in the angry position but you got the stuff? Spray it on there.
Bob Kevoian
Well, then it's. Then you're going to be bursting out like a superman going through a.
Tom Griswold
Fellas, you don't need this stuff.
Chick McGee
Lie.
Tom Griswold
Tell her you put it on.
Chick McGee
Yeah, okay. You'd be surprised how many. Don't look at it.
Christy Lee
It's your baby.
Willie Griswold
Why isn't it squeaky?
Tom Griswold
No, it's hers.
Bob Kevoian
It should be squeaky.
Tom Griswold
Like, hey, that's been my philosophy and I stand by.
Bob Kevoian
I like that.
Chick McGee
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Bob Kevoian
Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, we're going to be learning a little bit of important things in the world of history. Also, Evan Oaks is going to be our guest with Stuff that Rules. I look forward to that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I have a couple of late additions to our listener mail email emails. There's Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Oh, hi.
Chick McGee
There's Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
What's up?
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
Hash browns, Chick, or home fries?
Christy Lee
Hash browns.
Chick McGee
Hash browns all day long.
Willie Griswold
What kind of hash browns? Like McDonald's style or shredded or the ones that are like squares.
Tom Griswold
We're gonna go like diner style.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Willie Griswold
Those are the best hash browns, Tom.
Bob Kevoian
Help me with the distinction.
Chick McGee
Home fries are diced potatoes. Hash browns, I think of like home
Willie Griswold
fries is like steak fries.
Bob Kevoian
Steak fries I don't care for.
Tom Griswold
Well, yeah, home fries, diced potatoes. Sometimes they're round, sometimes they're. But they're. They're more of just the like Denny style. A chunked up potato.
Christy Lee
The lapite people have.
Chick McGee
Sometimes you'll find Lapite.
Willie Griswold
That's what I meant.
Chick McGee
Peppers and onions and.
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
So I'm the only home fry guy then.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I guess so.
Chick McGee
Hash rounds.
Tom Griswold
Hash rounds.
Chick McGee
That's on brand.
Bob Kevoian
How about just hash?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I like hash.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, that's I. The Amsterdam breakfast.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Okay.
Chick McGee
There. Bob and Tom show. This letter begins. Hey, Chick. I have my grandma's pedal powered sewing machine. Oh, I have fond memories of her sewing on it. You know, you can sew as fast or as slow as you want.
Tom Griswold
He's right. You do control the speed.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, exactly. You're thinking of taking up sewing.
Chick McGee
I'm going to take up. So. I think it would be therapeutic.
Tom Griswold
I bet it would.
Chick McGee
Still the rage. I had.
Tom Griswold
I sewed a pillow and mech. We had to use those.
Christy Lee
A pillow?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Nice. Just stop it.
Chick McGee
Have a saying. Have a saying on it or.
Tom Griswold
No, it was kind of a checker look and was very nice to flirt with a girl with it. Did I flirt with a girl with it?
Christy Lee
Yeah, like.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yes.
Willie Griswold
Way to go, ace.
Tom Griswold
In fact, I hit my. I had a crush on my home EC teacher and I hit her with it.
Chick McGee
And I was suspicious. This is. This letter's from Dave and Winter. Winthrop Harbor, Illinois.
Willie Griswold
What's up, Dave?
Chick McGee
Last night I tried the haymaker with a pillow on my wife. You guys are right. It did lead to something. A domestic battery charge.
Bob Kevoian
Once again, I said that Christie should hit her husband with the pillow. When he finishes brushing his teeth. Mayhem will ensue. It will end up in a romp.
Christy Lee
Playfully, not like an attack.
Chick McGee
I love your show and I'll resume listening as soon as I make my fail.
Bob Kevoian
It's a time now to check in with the world of history. And we'll get we're education. Start off with, well, this is. This is a heavy. For openers, in 1661, Isaac Newton was admitted to Trinity College in Cambridge.
Chick McGee
Hey, you know what he was Admitted
Christy Lee
to the college with a bump on his head from the apple.
Chick McGee
Very funny.
Tom Griswold
Right?
Chick McGee
Let me tell you, Isaac Newton's principles, they. That's how they keep satellites in space, right? Now, he was smart. That's what he came up with. Rooting Tootin Newton.
Tom Griswold
If he hadn't invented that.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Things would just be falling out of the sky.
Bob Kevoian
He went to Trinity College, Cambridge. You know, does his. What do they call it? Safety School Hogwarts.
Tom Griswold
Who knew? Yeah, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Very few people know that. And of course, he's related to Wayne Newton of Dunk Shane fame.
Chick McGee
And also Juice Newton.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, this is good. In 1937, Henry Ford initiated the 32 Hour Work Week. What happened to that?
Chick McGee
Yeah, where's the. I thought it was the What?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, the 32 hour work week.
Chick McGee
So that's four days, right? Yeah, eight hours a day.
Tom Griswold
Guys, you realize if we go back to that, we have to work more.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Now, China, that gets.
Chick McGee
Damn, you're right. We owe them 12 hours.
Bob Kevoian
China's winning on this. They've got the 90 hour work. You can bet. Just for the kids. Okay, 1959, Bob Dylan, then of course known as Bobby Zimmerman, graduated from Hibbing High School.
Willie Griswold
Hey, have a good summer, man.
Bob Kevoian
He got booed when he made a little speech and he insisted on using an electric microphone.
Willie Griswold
He did go electric, didn't he?
Chick McGee
You pronounced it Hibbing.
Bob Kevoian
Hey,
Tom Griswold
where is that?
Chick McGee
Minnesota. Ah, In Hibbing, Minnesota.
Willie Griswold
What is it with him and Prince? They're both from Minnesota and they're tiny little talented guys. What is that?
Tom Griswold
A lot of tiny men in Minnesota? What about big dudes?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, so would I. There's tiny little talented guys up there now.
Bob Kevoian
You'll like this year. Okay. Happy birthday. Robert Kraft, born in 1941. Of course, the famous Bobby Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots.
Christy Lee
You know, Andy developed Mac and cheese.
Tom Griswold
That's right.
Chick McGee
He. They won the AFC championship game. And I think that afternoon he went to a massage parlor.
Tom Griswold
Well, how do you celebrate a win?
Chick McGee
He knows how to.
Willie Griswold
At the Tom Brady roast. I saw a clip.
Christy Lee
I was.
Willie Griswold
I've hated Tom Brady my whole life. And I was just starting to get into him. I kind of liked him on the Bucks. And they did the Tom Brady roast. And Jeff Ross made like, such a chill joke. Just Robert Kraft suggesting, like, whatever, the. The massage parlor thing. And Tom, he walked up like, don't make another joke about that. In a way, he just wasn't a cool sport. It sucked. It made me hate him all over again.
Christy Lee
There you Go.
Bob Kevoian
Well, be sure to say handy birthday to you.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Andy.
Chick McGee
Birthday.
Bob Kevoian
Hey, baby, do you think you said at the massage part of the lady you want a little bit of craft dressing?
Tom Griswold
If she was Canadian, she would.
Willie Griswold
That's gross and fun.
Chick McGee
Okay, let's see.
Bob Kevoian
1956. Happy birthday, Kenny G. Huh?
Chick McGee
The G stands for Tom Gorlick. That's exactly right.
Bob Kevoian
A comedian friend of ours used to play trombone in his band in ice cream school. Oh, really? Yeah.
Chick McGee
And that was all a wig, right? Didn't he tell us that too?
Bob Kevoian
I don't remember that.
Willie Griswold
But him and Agassi. Yeah, both wigs.
Bob Kevoian
Happy birthday. Jeff Garland, the actor.
Chick McGee
Very popular around Christmas time.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
There's a porno. Gay porno guy, Jeff Gargan. He's seen that guy.
Tom Griswold
You know, he's critically acclaimed, but it never really took off in the mainstream.
Chick McGee
You know what? That's a fine comment.
Bob Kevoian
This next guy. We've actually interviewed this guy and I. Ron Livingston, act.
Tom Griswold
He's great.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he's great.
Bob Kevoian
He's terrific.
Christy Lee
Office space.
Bob Kevoian
But he's one of those guys that he looks. When I first saw him, I thought. I went to high school with that guy. He's just one of those guys. You see him and you go, yeah, I know him.
Chick McGee
As if you need another reason to watch Band of Brothers. He's in that. And he's wonderful.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, but he's great everything.
Tom Griswold
He's also Burger from Sex and the City.
Willie Griswold
Is he really?
Tom Griswold
I mean, Band of Brothers.
Bob Kevoian
Actually, there's a section of the city,
Chick McGee
so they should put office space. That should be studied as a college course.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Mike Judge is the best, isn't he?
Chick McGee
It tanked at the box office. And then a whole new life. Rentable. And then.
Willie Griswold
And I'll say this. People are afraid to say this. That movie. Jennifer Aniston at her hottest. I'll say that. I'm brave enough to say that.
Tom Griswold
You know what? I appreciate your courage.
Willie Griswold
Thank you, man. People are afraid to say it.
Chick McGee
It.
Bob Kevoian
Dude, 1971. Happy birthday. Mark Wahlberg makes a good burger. He.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I've never had one. I need to try one.
Christy Lee
They're not bad. Well, they're.
Bob Kevoian
He's in every movie where they need a Boston accent.
Willie Griswold
Sure.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Except for Spotlight. Put him in that one.
Christy Lee
He didn't like that either.
Tom Griswold
No, I think he liked it. He just. You know what Tom liked better than that movie? Making jokes.
Chick McGee
He really does. These are all just vehicles for him to make.
Bob Kevoian
Calm down.
Willie Griswold
Haven't got one of those in a while, man. Calm down from dad. That'll hurt you.
Bob Kevoian
By the way, I understand the Funky Bunch. They're flipping burgers right now.
Willie Griswold
His old band, him and his brother.
Bob Kevoian
1979. You like this guy, right? Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy. Fallout Boy?
Tom Griswold
I do. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
I'm in a cover band. I. I lead it. It's called Fallout Care.
Willie Griswold
That's good.
Tom Griswold
I'm waiting for my invite.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Isn't that a follow up to the Dick and Jane books? Pete went.
Bob Kevoian
It is, yeah.
Tom Griswold
But they got Wentz. Nobody ever says he went that way.
Bob Kevoian
Well, there's Carson Wentz in the NFL
Willie Griswold
from whence he came. That's an expression.
Bob Kevoian
Carson's a. He's a Viking now, right? Yes.
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Willie Griswold
I mean, I hate that guy. And I hate his left hand. That little shovel pass he does. Oh, gosh. Good. I'm sure he's the lovely guy.
Bob Kevoian
He's a really nice guy.
Willie Griswold
Football ruins.
Bob Kevoian
Now. Do you want to do a bonus?
Chick McGee
Hell, yeah.
Willie Griswold
Bonus, man.
Bob Kevoian
What do we got tomorrow in History?
Tom Griswold
Sure, why not?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Because I can name something, I think.
Willie Griswold
What do you got?
Bob Kevoian
I got one for you. There's the only reason I want to do. It's because of one guy.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no. Please, please.
Chick McGee
Movie.
Willie Griswold
The Omen came out.
Chick McGee
Speaking of band of Brothers, tomorrow's June 6th.
Bob Kevoian
That's right.
Tom Griswold
And he is right. Willie is right. The remake came out on June 6th of 2006.
Willie Griswold
Do you know how scared I was, dude? I thought something terrible was gonna happen that somebody on the playground told. I thought that was like my Y2K, dude. I thought the devil was coming.
Bob Kevoian
1947. Happy birthday tomorrow. Robert England spelled G L U N D. You know, that is. Josh, I'm giving you.
Tom Griswold
Of course I do. Mr. Freddy Krueger.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Fred Krueger.
Bob Kevoian
Mom in the. Fred Krueger in the Midwest. Donnie Baker calls him Freddy Krueger's.
Willie Griswold
That's funny.
Tom Griswold
My niece came up to me and she held up her fingers like she had knife fingers. And she goes, I'm Freddy Kroger. I laughed for 10 minutes.
Bob Kevoian
They should. God, they should. The Kroger. People should buy that. They should do a thing at Halloween, a promotion and have Freddy Kroger and, you know, slicing a watermelon or something.
Tom Griswold
I don't know if they want to be associated with a dream demon.
Willie Griswold
I thought he was clipping coupons. I thought I liked that.
Bob Kevoian
Happy birthday date. 1954. Harvey. Harvey Fierstein.
Tom Griswold
Is it so wrong to have a boy?
Bob Kevoian
Has he come out yet?
Tom Griswold
I Don't you know?
Jeff Oskay
What?
Chick McGee
What do you mean?
Tom Griswold
That guy can get any woman he wants.
Bob Kevoian
I heard he's transitioning into a Muppet.
Chick McGee
He's so. Is so creative.
Bob Kevoian
I love my. One of my favorite actors ever is Paul Giamatti. Happy birthday tomorrow.
Willie Griswold
He's great.
Tom Griswold
Love him. He is my favorite.
Bob Kevoian
Big Fat Liar, Killer Sideways.
Tom Griswold
So Funny in Big Fat.
Bob Kevoian
Now you know this is born in 7. 1974. Matthew Schaefer.
Tom Griswold
Tell us about him.
Willie Griswold
Actor.
Christy Lee
Who's Matthew Schaefer?
Bob Kevoian
Uncle Cracker.
Christy Lee
Oh, I've met him.
Bob Kevoian
Didn't you have dinner with him?
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I hosted a concert with him.
Tom Griswold
Ironically, he put nothing in his soup.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Isn't that what would have thought?
Christy Lee
He was very nice.
Chick McGee
No, he just dips his finger in the soup.
Bob Kevoian
Let's see. 1844, the Young Men's Christian association, the YMCA was formed in London by Mr. George.
Willie Griswold
George Williams, huge fan of that place.
Bob Kevoian
And who would have thought that years later a construction worker, a cowboy and a guy in leather would be singing about him? That's one of the only dances I can do.
Christy Lee
The ymca. You can't get your arm up high enough to do that.
Bob Kevoian
You know something? It's a more of a semi. Let's see. Oh, here's a good one. David Bowie released the Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars in 72.
Willie Griswold
You like that, but you think that's. I feel like that's too concept y. I feel like that's too weird.
Bob Kevoian
No, but the songs are great.
Willie Griswold
Okay, but I feel like that'd be the same thing as Tommy.
Bob Kevoian
I just love the. The Tommy has its moments from the who, but the story was too weird. And then. This is for you, Josh. And then I'll stop for me. 1998, your favorite show, Sex and the City, premiered on HBO.
Willie Griswold
Josh, you're such a Samantha.
Tom Griswold
Where would I be without the girls?
Willie Griswold
You're such a Samantha, dude.
Tom Griswold
You're fun, you're flirty, you know, I appreciate that.
Willie Griswold
I've never seen it. I don't know what that means.
Christy Lee
And you have great shoes.
Bob Kevoian
I think if you're a Samantha, I think you're slut shaming.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you're a little bit. You're a little promiscuous. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
I do not know who is who in that show. I just took a guess. What is that? Are you a Carrie? Are you a. Is it Miranda?
Bob Kevoian
Is that.
Willie Griswold
I like to think I'm a little bit of all. Okay, cool, man.
Tom Griswold
I'm the best of all.
Christy Lee
Carrie's the one that had the good shoes. I apologize. I get.
Bob Kevoian
Wasn't Samantha theish one that.
Tom Griswold
Well, you know, she was. She was the fun one. Please.
Bob Kevoian
I see. I see.
Chick McGee
She was also Lassie and poor Corky's Kim.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's right.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
A groundbreaking show. It was very nice to have female dialogue written by gay men. Now we're going to push on with more delights.
Willie Griswold
He's been doing that joke since 2000.
Tom Griswold
He enjoys it.
Bob Kevoian
The first time I saw that show and. Oh, my God, this show is obviously written by gay guys. Let's us move forward here. When we come back, Christy Lee, what have you got?
Christy Lee
Well, we have a guest coming up
Bob Kevoian
when we come back, Evan Oakes. It's written right there in that thing right there. Why'd they put that where I can see it?
Christy Lee
How can you not see?
Tom Griswold
He said, why they put that where I can see? He's being silly.
Willie Griswold
How.
Chick McGee
How can you not see it?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I can see it. It's. I just never look at it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
all the way. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Stud. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Willie Griswold. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.
Bob Kevoian
Hi there.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby.
Willie Griswold
Hello.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest joining us
Bob Kevoian
in the studio, Evan Oaks. Mr. Oaks is here with us. We're going to find out why in just a second. We were just talking about Sir Isaac Newton, and someone sent me this poster.
Chick McGee
Kind of a badass.
Bob Kevoian
The poster itself. A picture of a head with an apple about to fall on it. And it says gravity. It isn't just a good idea. It's the law. Kind of badass.
Tom Griswold
That is some mild humor there.
Willie Griswold
You've got a gas.
Bob Kevoian
And that's science humor, Josh.
Tom Griswold
Well, maybe.
Bob Kevoian
And now I know that you're not really much of a science guy.
Tom Griswold
Oh, is that right?
Willie Griswold
How do you know that they are liars?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, because Josh was. He's a literary guy. He was. Was a. He was in the singing choir.
Chick McGee
And we all know you can't be both.
Bob Kevoian
He thinks the moon landing was faked.
Chick McGee
It's.
Bob Kevoian
It's just typical. Evan, what are you doing here? What's your thing?
Chick McGee
Good Question.
Bob Kevoian
How'd you let you in here?
Tom Griswold
I like when he says something inflammatory and doesn't give me a chance to respond.
Willie Griswold
No, it's crazy.
Tom Griswold
Of course.
Bob Kevoian
Crazy.
Chick McGee
I think it's worse.
Willie Griswold
And then he thought of that joke 15 minutes ago. He couldn't do it because of the commercial. So he's like, you know what? We got a guest. Let me get this joke off real quick.
Bob Kevoian
No, it's a poster. It's a famous poster.
Tom Griswold
Famous?
Willie Griswold
No, that's got nothing on the kitty saying hang in there, or the Dogs playing poker. Those are famous. The Pink Floyd albums with the butts. That's a famous poster.
Bob Kevoian
What's the. Is the most famous one.
Willie Griswold
It's the dogs playing poker.
Bob Kevoian
You think? Yeah. What is the. Is there a poster in a college dorm? Is there one? That's the big one right now.
Tom Griswold
Right now, somebody's got a Scarface poster. And every. Every college dorm is still a thing. It is.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
There's the. Like, the drawing where it's like Tony Soprano and Tony Montana.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah.
Willie Griswold
And Henry from Goodfellas. They get all the gangsters hanging out
Bob Kevoian
together because there's always kind of. There's one for every era. There's a poster.
Tom Griswold
Our guest, Evan Oaks. Do you have any posters?
Evan Oaks
Just a really cool Lamborghini poster hanging in my bedroom.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Tom Griswold
That's rad.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that's sick.
Evan Oaks
I'm joking, by the way. I don't.
Willie Griswold
I don't.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, sort of. Remember, everybody now, like, book orders. You could get a poster.
Chick McGee
It would always be.
Tom Griswold
You typically be like a Land Weekly reader. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Now, Christy Lee, when you were in high school, posters in your room. I'm guessing it was probably some teen singer, actually.
Christy Lee
Do I really have to answer this?
Chick McGee
Y.
Christy Lee
The men's USA Gymnastics team was on my wall.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
As a big poster.
Tom Griswold
Did you have any straight men on posters?
Bob Kevoian
There's little.
Tom Griswold
They're just the gay bar.
Chick McGee
No.
Bob Kevoian
Josh, did you have any posters?
Tom Griswold
Oh, tons. Because I worked at a movie theater, so I could take.
Bob Kevoian
Which ones did you post in your room?
Tom Griswold
Clerks. Army of Darkness.
Chick McGee
Nice.
Tom Griswold
Naked Gun 2 1/2.
Chick McGee
Oh,
Bob Kevoian
no. Ladies.
Tom Griswold
No, I had. I had the Pink Floyd butts. Yeah. All the album covers spray painted on their butts there.
Bob Kevoian
And Willie, I know your room. You had a ton of them.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I had a Strokes poster. I had Bob Sanders after he won the Super Bowl. The nerdiest one I had was chapter five of Watchmen. The frames are symmetrical. So I got my copy, stole my brother's copy. I cut Them all out and I
Tom Griswold
put them on the wall. Blasphemous.
Willie Griswold
It was right above the bed. First thing girls would see when they'd come over, they'd be like, do you have a comic book? And I go, no, this is a really cool comic book, actually. This is a great, great graphic novel is what I call it.
Tom Griswold
It's the girls. No comic book.
Bob Kevoian
It's a. I've got all those posters in my office. Really? And now. Chicken.
Christy Lee
Are they hanging in your office?
Bob Kevoian
No, no, no, no. I saved. I saved them all, man.
Willie Griswold
You got to tell me this thing. You got to tell me this kind of stuff before.
Christy Lee
Why did you save them?
Bob Kevoian
Huh?
Christy Lee
Why did you save them?
Bob Kevoian
Of course I saved. It just. It's a no. I'm going to put them up in my basement. Or Willie can take whichever ones he wants. They're sitting. I literally sitting in my office right now. I just moved now. Chick McGee in your high school?
Chick McGee
Well, in high. The fair Fall Fawcett was the big one.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
But I didn't have. And I had for some reason a poster of Rare Earth.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Chick McGee
Peter Horlbeck and the guys there? Yeah. A couple of baseball Pete Rose. You could get little teeny tiny posters and a pack of gum.
Christy Lee
Do you remember when they had black light posters and you get them at Spencer Gifts?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
I bet you there's like an Elvira blacklight poster that lights right up when the black lights go on.
Tom Griswold
Probably.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. Now let's talk with our guest, Evan. You have something called stuff that rules.
Tom Griswold
What is this?
Bob Kevoian
Tell me all about it.
Evan Oaks
It's a list of stuff that rules. Pretty self explanatory. But every day I try to just find five things in the mundane that rule. Like, for example, like a big sneeze. You might not think about it, but that rules.
Bob Kevoian
You're talking to the captain.
Chick McGee
Yeah, very familiar.
Christy Lee
You have a. One of his sneezes that you could share with Evan?
Chick McGee
Oh, I don't. Well, this isn't it.
Bob Kevoian
But it.
Chick McGee
It will remind us of it. That's right.
Tom Griswold
You're right.
Bob Kevoian
By a big sneeze. That's great.
Tom Griswold
Feels great.
Willie Griswold
Could reset.
Bob Kevoian
What else? Give me another one.
Evan Oaks
Ah, Seeing a bald eagle. That's one of my favorites.
Chick McGee
Oh my gosh. You were speaking Tom's language.
Tom Griswold
I feel like Evan may have done some homework.
Chick McGee
Those are the first two picks ever.
Bob Kevoian
Those are like.
Willie Griswold
Also love the state of Michigan and plate spinners.
Bob Kevoian
There was a. There was a bald Eagle nest about less than a mile from sitting.
Chick McGee
Tell us all about it.
Christy Lee
And I was at the station one day and there was a bald eagle right here in the field that had. Was feasting on something. I don't know what it was.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it was my hoagie. It stole it.
Chick McGee
Right?
Tom Griswold
Who knew it?
Chick McGee
Like why don't they have a poster of a bald eagle with a hoagie wearing readers and. And obvious that the ball. It's a comb over. When you know. Okay.
Bob Kevoian
When you see. When you see a bald eagle, it. They look almost cartoon like.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they look because we grew up
Christy Lee
not being able to see them and we always saw them on TV or in.
Tom Griswold
They look.
Bob Kevoian
If you've seen the Muppets, they really kind of nailed it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the all blue Sam. The eagle.
Chick McGee
Yes. What are you talking about, dude? Here is.
Jeff Oskay
It's.
Chick McGee
Here's Psycho Sneeze. Ready. Oh, whoa.
Tom Griswold
I mean, listen to this.
Christy Lee
Listen to that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that got everything that rules, as
Chick McGee
you would say, right down, right down to your toes.
Bob Kevoian
Now that was not that I was not posing that they were recording some commercials and they left the tape running and then they.
Evan Oaks
Impressive.
Bob Kevoian
They thought they'd embarrassed me with that. No, I'm proud of it. Damn. Now, Evan, where does one find your stuff that rules?
Evan Oaks
So you can find me on Instagram, Facebook and Tik Tok at Stuff that Rules.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, Stuff that rules.
Tom Griswold
I want to hear this antidote to some of the negative stuff out there. These are all positive things. We can celebrate and we'll come back
Bob Kevoian
with more negative stuff because I'll be talking.
Chick McGee
Things that rule. Then came Bronson and Margaret.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, and Margaret dancing on the car.
Chick McGee
West side Story.
Bob Kevoian
You'll thank me if you you when
Chick McGee
you watch that also the sitcom. Hank,
Willie Griswold
are you familiar with Sea Hunt?
Chick McGee
Sea Hunt. That's right.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, Lloyd Bridges, Sea Hunt.
Tom Griswold
Look what you've made him wistful.
Willie Griswold
I dropped that one. That was my fault.
Bob Kevoian
Right now some of them. I'll tell you what. Rules is a great gift for Father's Day and that's where the aura frame comes in. I am a huge fan of the aura frame. And the aura frame frame is easily accessible by going to auraframes.com for a limited time. Bob and Tom show listeners can knock a serious amount off the price of that 35 bucks if you. This is of select frames. Once again, it's auraframes.com and so how does it work? Well, it's like a slideshow, ladies and gentlemen. There's one right behind Josh right now. You load it full of pictures, you load it full of videos and you preload it. You could give it to your dad and maybe your dad lives in a different state. You can still load stuff. It's all done with your phone. You can every day he can wake up, maybe head to the office and there's a new picture on there. It's a lot cooler than having it just on his phone because it's a full size photograph or a full size video. Get all the details by visiting auraframes.com by the way, easy to shop for and it was named number one by Wirecutter. You can save now by visiting auraframes.com and like I said, for limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off of select frames if you use the code word Tom. Aura frames.com Once again, Aura frames.com this is a great gift for Father's Day. You can knock it off right now real quick by visiting auraframes.com Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you, won't you? Where to come back with Stuff that Rules with Evan Oaks. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the new the news desk. Hi, there's Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
Hey, man.
Chick McGee
Hey, there's Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
Hi.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby's here.
Willie Griswold
Hello.
Chick McGee
Hello. I'm Chick McGee and Tom, if I could bother you there for just a second?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, sorry.
Chick McGee
We're back on the air and we have a special guest.
Bob Kevoian
Evan Oaks is joining us in the studio. He is the guy behind Stuff that Rules. I was just checking out some of that stuff on Instagram. Where else can they find you? Are you everywhere?
Evan Oaks
I'm everywhere that you can be pretty much Facebook, tick tock, all the the works, if you will.
Bob Kevoian
And I again, stuff that Rules. Give me an example for people that aren't familiar with your work. What is it?
Evan Oaks
Let's see here. Like a free, free chips and salsa. You know that rules. Can't beat that.
Chick McGee
That does rule. Yeah.
Evan Oaks
Cars going really fast. That rules.
Willie Griswold
That's right. Actually, I get that.
Evan Oaks
That's a favorite. Seeing a difficult animal to spot at the zoo. Like everybody's looking for the tiger and you're the one that sees it. That rules.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. The one day the gorilla comes out.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, those are good. I like this. You can check out Mr. Oaks. And it's O C H S. Yes, sir.
Evan Oaks
Not confusing at all.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. No it's cool. I had a buddy named Oaks.
Tom Griswold
Evan Oaks. Kind of sounds like a neighborhood.
Willie Griswold
It does. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I live over there in Evan Oaks.
Chick McGee
Isn't it time you move? Moved up to Evan Oak.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, that's it. That is nice. We've got Christy Lee over there in her, I think, boy shirt.
Chick McGee
Yeah, Tom, you would. Things that rule would be like you being able to say tonight at 8:00 clock on ABC. You would say that rules.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that's kind of cool. Wistfully Tonight.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Everybody could watch it all at once. ABC see some sort of commonality. You like?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. We. The world gets together.
Chick McGee
That's. Yes, that's right. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
You know what's. Tom and I share this. And maybe you guys do too.
Willie Griswold
Please.
Tom Griswold
This rules. When you are shaking out a certain amount of pills or vitamins into your hand and you get the exact amount that you need.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah, there is. I love that.
Chick McGee
I love that. I got. I got. You're putting your laundry away and you get the exact number of hangers.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
How about that?
Tom Griswold
Awesome.
Willie Griswold
Big fan.
Christy Lee
That's rules.
Bob Kevoian
Tom, you're filling up a pill caddy.
Christy Lee
These are old people things.
Evan Oaks
Funny enough, these have all made the list.
Tom Griswold
Oh, nice. Nice.
Chick McGee
You have just enough oil to fix that squeaky wheel on your chair. You know that rule.
Bob Kevoian
Or you. You pull into the gas station just as your car runs out.
Christy Lee
Out.
Bob Kevoian
I think I'm the only one that stills.
Christy Lee
I've never done that.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, I've. I've pushed a car into a gas station.
Christy Lee
Serious.
Bob Kevoian
Just a couple years ago, I just had this.
Willie Griswold
I rolled in at perfect time, but I was with Frank Calendo in the car and he was so mad at me.
Tom Griswold
How.
Willie Griswold
How did you even let it get to this? When I'm in the car, we don't go under half a tank. When I'm in the car, Willie. It was. It was a very fun time.
Chick McGee
It's funny.
Tom Griswold
On the way here, I was mad and upset too.
Willie Griswold
You have no idea.
Bob Kevoian
I was gonna say. Could you say. Look, Frank, if you're gonna be pissed at me, be pissed as John man.
Willie Griswold
If you're gonna be mean to me, yell at me as Jeff Goldblum, please and thank you.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Christy Lee
I know that I'm a spoiled brat. My husband always fills my tank every weekend and gets my car washed. Really? I love it. Yes.
Willie Griswold
You deserve that.
Christy Lee
Thank you. I love it. It's so sweet. But I had a lot more driving this week than normal. And on my way in the low fuel light Came on and it dings. If it hadn't, I would have been Tom. I would have like just, you know what you need to do until I run out of gas.
Chick McGee
Take a picture of that gas gauge and send it to Andy, your husband.
Christy Lee
Hey, look what happened.
Chick McGee
What's the problem?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, tell you what does rule every once in a while I'm driving in here. It's 3:30 in the morning.
Chick McGee
Of course.
Bob Kevoian
And you make every light. Yes. That's great because there's, there's one that's about five minutes long.
Tom Griswold
Evan Oaks, a proprietor of stuff that rules online. Have you ever had this one? Anybody suggest this one is something that rules? The first knife scoop in a fresh jar of peanut butter.
Evan Oaks
Oh, that is a good one. That's actually absent from the list right now.
Tom Griswold
You may happen.
Christy Lee
Appreciate that.
Willie Griswold
Thank you very much. What about you open up the peanut butter and you know there's not enough in there. You know, it's kind of limited, but you scoop it and you dude the perfect amount for your sandwich. It's. And you go that. Well, that's it. But this, it just delivered rules. It did.
Bob Kevoian
And then you also have.
Chick McGee
You have enough for a sandwich and enough to smear on your groin for your dog.
Bob Kevoian
Evan, I apologize for taking Take it down vulgar.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's a two for rules for you and the dog.
Chick McGee
Ideally you have a cat with that sandpaper tongue. That's dangerous.
Bob Kevoian
I'm sorry to go down vulgar road, Evan.
Tom Griswold
Ideally, have a giraffe.
Bob Kevoian
We'll come up with ideally you'd have
Chick McGee
a girl, I guess.
Willie Griswold
Giraffe tongue. Dude, I saw giraffe tongue. That thing freaked me out. It's way darker than you think it's going to be.
Bob Kevoian
That'd be a good name for a band.
Willie Griswold
Giraffe tongue.
Bob Kevoian
I'd go see giraffe tongue.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Now
Christy Lee
Ace Fre's 1975 Les Paul guitar is sold at auction for seven bucks.
Chick McGee
Nine dollars.
Christy Lee
Be surprised, kids. The guitar played by the late axman from the band kiss, sold for $512,000.
Chick McGee
Jesus. I. I wouldn't doubt it if somebody was posing as a buyer. Who bought that.
Willie Griswold
It's probably G. Gene Simmons, because he was just mad that someone in the band was making money besides him.
Chick McGee
Ace is under the impression he owns Ace. I own Ace.
Christy Lee
The guitar appeared on stage and in studio with Kiss more than any other from 1975 till 1979 and was famously played by Mr. Fraley as part of the Nippon Buddha Khan kiss shows in 1977. So neat and it also features a modification to support a third pickup, known of course as the Humble.
Bob Kevoian
Now, wait a second, Josh. No, you get mad if I say I'll let you do it.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Humbucker. That sounds like a. Oh, no, no, no.
Tom Griswold
You. You feel like you're giving me a gift.
Willie Griswold
No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
By having me do this. No, no, no.
Bob Kevoian
I'm going to anger you by making you do it.
Chick McGee
What would make you happy to hump
Bob Kevoian
if he said a sex move. Okay, good. Humbucker. Doesn't that sound like a sex move? I gave her the old humbucker and the peanut butter. Sand much? Okay,
Chick McGee
yeah. Spear peanut butter on a groin and go to town.
Christy Lee
British authorities say.
Bob Kevoian
Amanda, by the way, I've got a list here.
Willie Griswold
Oh, you do?
Christy Lee
Of.
Bob Kevoian
Of the most expensive guitars in history.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's okay. Christy, what story were you about?
Chick McGee
British authorities say Dwayne Almond.
Willie Griswold
You can see the old.
Christy Lee
The Pink Floyd guitar is number one
Bob Kevoian
if you on it. Yeah, yeah, that was Jimmy Yoursage.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, the Clapton Prince.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I think almost all of the Dwayne Allman Les Paul is on the list.
Willie Griswold
The Stratocaster, I think it's called Blackie. Is the.
Bob Kevoian
Clapton. Clapton, yeah, yeah, that's one.
Chick McGee
Or, hey, by the way, I got you that. A little model of it or is that brownie?
Christy Lee
And it's over there on the ledge.
Chick McGee
The Dwayne Almonds guitar.
Bob Kevoian
It's right there.
Chick McGee
And you.
Tom Griswold
You to give it to him is to throw it away.
Bob Kevoian
It's right behind me. What more do you mean to do?
Chick McGee
Straddle it? Maybe a nice thank you card.
Tom Griswold
Here's one.
Chick McGee
How about that?
Willie Griswold
I got him a Harbor Springs cup for Christmas a couple years ago.
Chick McGee
I bet you did.
Willie Griswold
And then one time he goes, oh, have you seen this? It's so cool. I got myself a Harbor Springs cup and I just let him have it. Okay, man, you did get that?
Christy Lee
No, he does that to us all the time.
Chick McGee
I guarantee you in six months will go to see this guitar I picked up. It's a.
Tom Griswold
Doesn't Harbor Springs cup sound like a sex move?
Willie Griswold
It does.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, yeah. I gave her the Harbor Springs.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's good. A replica of guitar.
Bob Kevoian
The. The.
Chick McGee
I think I found it in Michigan.
Bob Kevoian
That David Gilmore's guitar went for more than 14 and a half million.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's crazy.
Christy Lee
That is crazy.
Bob Kevoian
That was just recently. Eric Clapton's.
Chick McGee
If I was David Gilmore, I'd stay up nights autographing guitars in my basement. Good Lord.
Bob Kevoian
Wow. No, I'm sorry, Christy, what else have you got.
Christy Lee
British authorities say a man was shot with a crossbow on a university campus.
Tom Griswold
Real quick, Christy. I apologize. That's all right, Tom. Try to find the top 10 list of the most valuable keytars.
Chick McGee
Oh, it's gotta be Bruce Hornsby. He played mandolin. Rain on.
Bob Kevoian
Is anybody still trotting out with one of those?
Willie Griswold
Weird Al, maybe.
Tom Griswold
I don't even know if he. You know what a keitar is, is? Evan. They rule.
Evan Oaks
Nothing's come to come to mind.
Tom Griswold
It's the guitar. That's actually a keyboard.
Chick McGee
How is that? Is that different from the one you blow into?
Tom Griswold
Yes, that's the melodica.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
It's when the keyboard players, they couldn't really get out front, right, and do all the rockstar cool stuff, so they would get a keytar. They would stand. They're. They're really stupid. They don't work really well.
Willie Griswold
Devo esque, maybe. Do the fellas in Devo have one of those?
Chick McGee
I think they do, yeah.
Tom Griswold
They never use the key, but they. Oh, no, no.
Willie Griswold
But I just liked you knowing it.
Tom Griswold
Immediately sensed that they.
Christy Lee
We just saw him on Tuesday night.
Willie Griswold
Oh, rock and roll.
Bob Kevoian
I'm trying to think of who famously used a key tar.
Tom Griswold
Hilarious.
Chick McGee
Now I know for certain that Chrissy talks during movies. Does she talk during.
Christy Lee
Yes, I did.
Tom Griswold
You know what? Never during a number. It was always in between numbers. Yes, and I. And I would talk to her as well.
Christy Lee
Well, yeah.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I would say.
Chick McGee
I would say.
Tom Griswold
Shut up.
Christy Lee
No, no, the great thing is we. I was dancing so much that my activity thing on my watch went like, oh, you've reached your goal today.
Tom Griswold
She was cutting a rug, man. You should have seen her. The girl you want. The girl you want.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Edgar Winter was first to come out.
Bob Kevoian
There you go.
Tom Griswold
But it wasn't key. It's a keyboard.
Bob Kevoian
Edgar Winter's. But he's a genius. Jan Hammer. It's. Has worked. Did that.
Tom Griswold
Oh, the Miami Vice guy.
Chick McGee
Yan Hummer. Now you're not using Hummer.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, sorry. Hummer. I was Thomas Dolby.
Tom Griswold
Of course he did.
Chick McGee
Silence science.
Christy Lee
Well, the 80s. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. It really don't.
Christy Lee
Sounds like a Flock of Seagulls thing too. Maybe.
Chick McGee
What.
Christy Lee
What is Flock of Seagulls?
Willie Griswold
Said it. Kind of fun.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that's the band. Not. Not the Flock of Seagulls, which is a group of accountants in Brooklyn.
Tom Griswold
Seagulls.
Christy Lee
All right.
Chick McGee
I didn't think she was saying flaw.
Bob Kevoian
You got company.
Christy Lee
British authorities say a man was shot with a crossbow on a university campus. Surrey police said officers Were called to the. Do they have little fringes?
Chick McGee
They do.
Tom Griswold
On their hats?
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's right. It's a make our community beautiful campaign. Let's just bear with me.
Christy Lee
We're called to the University of Surrey on a report of a man in his 50s being shot with the wounded weapon. The victim was taken to the hospital, remains in serious condition. A 21 year old former student was arrested on suspicion of murder. Why am I doing this?
Tom Griswold
I. Because I think it's appropriate for. We have Evan Oaks here of stuff that rules. I think being shot by a crossbow and surviving rules.
Christy Lee
Okay. There's an investigation under.
Chick McGee
Here's what it sounded like when it landed. I think
Tom Griswold
it read in my headphones. Did it. Did it breed in others?
Bob Kevoian
Do you suppose this was like a medieval study student that flunked his exam
Willie Griswold
and I don't know if you got a crossbow. You're definitely a weirdo.
Tom Griswold
What was he majoring in? Ted Nugent?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, it's either like Ted Nugent or Medieval Knight or Chewbacca. There's not really an in between here.
Bob Kevoian
Those. Those things terrify me.
Tom Griswold
I love them. I think they're so cool.
Christy Lee
I don't. I don't think.
Chick McGee
Aren't you equally scared hand handguns? No, dude.
Willie Griswold
Chicken.
Tom Griswold
You and I just saw a crossbow in the wild a week ago and I looked at you and I go, how come we're not playing with that cross?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, it was in a garage. Yes, absolutely. Last week.
Tom Griswold
A week ago, we looked at each other and knew we shouldn't play with the crossbow.
Bob Kevoian
It just. It always looks to me like, as someone said earlier, that's got a hair trigger and if you're screwing around with it, you're gonna shoot somebody.
Christy Lee
And maybe that's what happened. Maybe they were just. Doubt it.
Willie Griswold
Well, you got to respect, you can't dry fire a crossbow. Anyone knows that.
Bob Kevoian
C.J. has one in his office.
Tom Griswold
I gotta go over there and play.
Christy Lee
Is it just a prop, though? It's not like.
Bob Kevoian
No, it's like a miniature. It's. I mean, it's a real crossbow, as you would say.
Chick McGee
Let me ask you this. Do they have a Nerf crossbow?
Bob Kevoian
Oh, absolutely.
Chick McGee
I think they do.
Tom Griswold
Willie, why don't you and I. Let's pump up our follower count and just go over there and shoot each other in the ass.
Willie Griswold
I would go, can we do a YouTube show called Willie and Josh Play with Guns?
Bob Kevoian
Have they ever done a jackass thing with a crossbow?
Tom Griswold
I don't know.
Willie Griswold
You know what, Steve O. The fellas they're pretty revolutionary over there. I'd imagine. It's been on the brainstorming board.
Tom Griswold
It made it to the whiteboard.
Willie Griswold
Can you imagine how fun those zoom calls are?
Tom Griswold
It's gotta be hilarious sometimes. Have you seen like sometimes they'll draw schematics and stuff. So funny.
Christy Lee
What is the use of a crossbow? What are the. They used for hunting. Really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it was hunting human because traditional bow hunting, you holding it steady, can get really, really rigorous.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
And so a crossbow will actually kind of do it for you. And some bows will too, but. Okay, yeah.
Christy Lee
Does Alan have a crossbow? He's a hunter like that.
Bob Kevoian
No, he's. He's a bow hunter. Whatever.
Christy Lee
But he doesn't use a crossbow.
Willie Griswold
Do you know multiple people with crossbows is that we're discovering right now?
Christy Lee
I. I've never seen one in the wild.
Bob Kevoian
No. We have time for one more quickie.
Christy Lee
U.S. department of Ag says the new world screwworm fly has reached southern Texas for the first time in decades.
Chick McGee
And they screw into lacerations on cows.
Bob Kevoian
This is real.
Tom Griswold
Is that what happened?
Bob Kevoian
This is real serious.
Christy Lee
The flesh eating parasite. A major threat to livestock production. And although it had been eradicated in the states, officials have been taking action since it began spreading in Mexico in late 2024.
Bob Kevoian
You know how they got rid of them?
Chick McGee
It's back, baby. I love this story.
Bob Kevoian
They developed a. I'm not going to get this Exactly Right. They developed a non fertile version. Right. A sterile, sterile version of the.
Chick McGee
Would mate with the fertile and it would make their offspring sterile.
Tom Griswold
Gotcha.
Chick McGee
Reproduce.
Christy Lee
Yes, they're working on that with another. Is it mosquitoes or something?
Bob Kevoian
Doesn't screw worm fly sound like the villain on a superhero movie? Screw or fly?
Chick McGee
There's some sort of facility here that does nothing but make manufacture flies like 100 million a week.
Christy Lee
Are they something or on their all sterile.
Chick McGee
And they're sterile and they're trying to introduce them back into the.
Tom Griswold
So these affect. Not humans. They indirectly affect humans.
Chick McGee
Well, they can. They can hit pets though.
Christy Lee
And according to the AG Secretary Brooke Rollins, there's no threat of a mass infestation. But.
Chick McGee
Okay, well. And also a long hair.
Tom Griswold
Hippies.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, well, yeah, gotta watch out for
Chick McGee
those filthy stinky hippies.
Bob Kevoian
A screw worm. What's in a screwdriver?
Christy Lee
Orange juice.
Tom Griswold
Orange juice and vodka.
Bob Kevoian
So a screw worm would be. Tequila.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I like that.
Bob Kevoian
Orange juice and what a gummy worm, right? Have you ever eaten a worm in a tequila?
Tom Griswold
I haven't.
Christy Lee
No.
Bob Kevoian
No. Oh, gross.
Christy Lee
I know.
Bob Kevoian
I can barely eat Those chocolate gummy worms.
Chick McGee
Is that right? They creep me out because they remind me you of poop.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, man.
Chick McGee
Remind you of poop.
Willie Griswold
Never dirt in a cup.
Tom Griswold
Never a fan.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I like.
Tom Griswold
I. I don't like the chocolate pudding
Christy Lee
with gummy worms in such a fan.
Tom Griswold
Just give me the pudding and the Oreos or whatever.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Get rid of the faux plastic.
Bob Kevoian
We're hanging out with Evan Oaks. Give me one more thing that rules. Oven. I love these.
Evan Oaks
One more thing that rules. Let's see here. We got corn dogs.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, definitely.
Tom Griswold
Do you find that to be. Be divisive, as the British would say?
Christy Lee
Tom doesn't like.
Bob Kevoian
I. I don't like corn dogs.
Willie Griswold
You don't like any ass.
Bob Kevoian
Although I will say this, Evan, you were here recently. The Great Indianapolis 500 took place, and it was a wonderful one this year. But prior to the event, the big event, they had a somewhat lesser event with the racing of the wiener mobiles. I have driven the wiener mobile mobile. Thank you very much. One of them.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much.
Chick McGee
Who exactly are you thanking?
Christy Lee
He's thanking himself, but okay, that rules.
Bob Kevoian
They. They. They also have. One of the wiener mobiles is a. Is a corn dog. The one I drove was an automatic. Of course, the corn dog is a stick.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And we had the drivers, you know, they're probably. I don't know how many people. People need to be educated. That's a manual transmission saying it's a stick.
Bob Kevoian
Well, those that are enlightened will get the quality jokes. Yeah, that's how this works.
Willie Griswold
You're worried that the dumb people aren't going to get your corn dog joke. That's the issue.
Bob Kevoian
Yes.
Tom Griswold
You want to hear one of life's greatest mysteries?
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Corn dogs? No, thank you. Corn dog nuggets? Yes, please.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they rule.
Tom Griswold
I don't understand.
Christy Lee
Yeah. How about both mini corn dogs?
Tom Griswold
How about shut up?
Bob Kevoian
How about dumb?
Chick McGee
A doubt.
Tom Griswold
I'm just asking if you've considered.
Chick McGee
You know what? I took a look at that, and you might be right. That might rule if I. Shut up. You're right.
Bob Kevoian
You like a good corn dog, do you?
Evan Oaks
Especially if it's mini.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, really? Yeah.
Evan Oaks
Big mini corn.
Bob Kevoian
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello, Chick.
Chick McGee
Hi. There's Willie Griswold. Good morning, man. There's Josh Arnold.
Tom Griswold
You know, Tom, you could have had. You could have let us have a little fun without mentioning the. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
Christy Lee
I know.
Willie Griswold
I just had to watch. I watched Josh practice restraint on this show, which is something he almost never does.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got, buddy?
Willie Griswold
We got a guest.
Bob Kevoian
We got a guest.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Our guest is Evan Oaks. And Mr. Oaks has created. It's a phenomenon on Instagram, etc. Etc. It's called Stuff that Rules. I love this. Just kind of small things that just bring joy to the world. That's a great thing.
Tom Griswold
It's great.
Chick McGee
Yes. But as long as you agree with it, I.
Bob Kevoian
He just said corn dogs. Corn dogs rule. I beg to differ. But that's, as Josh would say. It's not for me. To me. Hot dogs at a ball game.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Wrapped in foil. That rules.
Chick McGee
You just found those.
Bob Kevoian
And I don't need. I don't need any. I don't need mustard or ketchup. Plain hot dogs.
Tom Griswold
Tom, when you said, I don't care for corn dogs, Willie. And very seriously, Willie immediately said, well, you don't like anything on a stick.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is that true?
Christy Lee
You don't like popsicles?
Bob Kevoian
No.
Willie Griswold
Popsicles is the one thing that he likes. This guy. I almost just said this m. Effort. This guy, like, loves popsicles. Oh, yeah?
Christy Lee
Really?
Bob Kevoian
What about fish Sickles, A big fan.
Chick McGee
Like chicken on a stick.
Tom Griswold
What about a kebab where you enjoy a satay.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Or a kebab, the spiral potato at a fair. That's not for you. You're not a stick food guy.
Bob Kevoian
Not really. Me, I love a stick food deal with a guy. I'm not. I'm not the guy walking around Disney World with the giant turkey leg.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's. That bone is nature's stick.
Chick McGee
I mean, that is absolutely.
Bob Kevoian
That is the most impractical, weird, weirdest. I mean, Disney World. Have a hot dog and get back on the rides. I don't want to ask. You know, wench. More grog.
Tom Griswold
Turkey legs are so delicious, but you forget how sinewy they are. Like when you.
Jeff Oskay
It's.
Tom Griswold
There are so many weird cartilages.
Christy Lee
No.
Willie Griswold
Well, I'm like, on a chicken wing. It's a tiny thing. You bite right through that guy.
Tom Griswold
It's.
Willie Griswold
It's.
Tom Griswold
You're biting to deal with.
Willie Griswold
It's like an acl.
Christy Lee
I think I've ever had a turkey leg.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, but it's. It's an awkward, awkward place to eat them. Oh, so. So. Evan Oaks. Give me another thing that rules.
Evan Oaks
We got peeing after the movies of. Personal favorite of mine.
Tom Griswold
Now you. You're young. How old are you?
Willie Griswold
I'm 28.
Tom Griswold
So can you go the whole duration of the movie without peeing?
Evan Oaks
I'll go two or three times. I'll be honest. That's a bit of a fib on the list. I don't hold it till the end.
Christy Lee
Are you kidding?
Tom Griswold
Because when I was 28, I could make it. I could, you know.
Bob Kevoian
You can't make it now.
Tom Griswold
Nope. I gotta go. I go right before and then I have to go in the middle and then I have to go right after and I've had my prostate checked. Everything's good. It's a nice grapefruit size.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, there was a Run Pee app.
Chick McGee
Comes in handy.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, there's an app that. It tells you when the best time to go pee is.
Tom Griswold
I'm not using that. They don't know the best time for me.
Bob Kevoian
And it. And it summarizes the scenes you've missed. Now, I have a question for you, Evan. I noticed that you are a man with a lot of tattoos.
Evan Oaks
Yes, sir.
Bob Kevoian
I didn't get the chance to really thoroughly review them. Have you. Your.
Chick McGee
What?
Bob Kevoian
Your art form is called Stuff that Rules. I think it's great. Do you have a Stuff that Rules tattoo?
Evan Oaks
My personal favorite. I have my mother's name, Carol, on my bicep. So if I have too many drinks, I'll just find an older woman named Carol and say, you're not going to believe this.
Bob Kevoian
Nice. Rules up, though.
Willie Griswold
And by the way, finding an older girl named Carol, not that hard. They're around. You go to the. You'll find one. They're there.
Bob Kevoian
Now, you have a logo, right?
Evan Oaks
I. It's just three letters. It's just str.
Bob Kevoian
Do you have that tattooed yet on you?
Evan Oaks
I'm booking something this week, actually.
Willie Griswold
Oh, nice.
Evan Oaks
It'll be a regrettable decision, but decision nonetheless.
Chick McGee
No, no, I think you should, man go.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, you got a. You gotta. It's like a sign, you know?
Christy Lee
Make a commitment to it. Come on.
Evan Oaks
That's a big commitment. That's a nerve.
Bob Kevoian
Now, judging by what you were just saying, you're a single, single guy.
Evan Oaks
Yeah, I have a lady friend.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Chick McGee
Oh, she lives in the Old West.
Bob Kevoian
That's nice.
Chick McGee
That's great. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Oh, a lady friend.
Bob Kevoian
Does she ever use the phrase stuff that rules?
Evan Oaks
Yeah, begrudgingly, but, you know, it does happen.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's.
Bob Kevoian
I was hoping you were gonna say, you know, in the bedroom.
Tom Griswold
Oh, boy.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, Evan.
Chick McGee
Oh, Something like his dork. How was it gonna be?
Bob Kevoian
I was not gonna go down vulgar road.
Willie Griswold
Made fun of his tattoos. You're making fun of him.
Christy Lee
Okay, Nobody wants to be a guest anymore,
Chick McGee
and none of us want to be here as it is.
Bob Kevoian
Ah, that rules.
Chick McGee
What are you gonna. What are you gonna do, man, when Hulkamania runs wild?
Bob Kevoian
Thanks. What's the night? That's a great thing you got going, Evan. It's really fun. Once again, you'll just Google Stuff that Rules. You'll land on.
Chick McGee
And he really is being sincere. I know he sounds condescending, but he. He can't help it.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, he's trying to be nice.
Evan Oaks
Well, I appreciate that.
Bob Kevoian
I know it is hard for me to lower myself. No, it's. Your stuff's really funny and really cool. And I just, there's a, as Josh said, there's a positivity about it that God knows I need on a daily basis. Thanks for joining us, as always. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature blend of comedy, news, sports, and offbeat discussion the morning team is known for. Throughout the episode, the cast riffs on everything from Father’s Day deals to National Donut Day, quirky personal habits, sports news, odd listener letters, and viral cultural trends (from sardines to viral “stuff that rules”). Special guest Evan Oaks brings a bit of Gen Z positivity with his “Stuff That Rules” segment, and the cast takes regular detours through music, movie references, and signature banter.
“A woman wearing a man shirt. A baggy man shirt... that's really sexy to me.”
— Bob Kevoian (05:10)
“You do. You got it. Unbuttoned three quarters of the way.”
— Chick McGee to Christy Lee (04:40)
“You’ve never heard that? That JFK said ‘I am a jelly donut’ in Berlin?”
— Bob Kevoian (41:10)
“Chick’s just talking about donut holes.”
— Tom Griswold, on Christy’s donut preference (59:01)
“Soccer is boring to watch.”
— Bob Kevoian (08:02)
“If there was a game being played here and it caused traffic, I’d be furious.”
— Bob Kevoian (08:22)
Throughout the episode, the cast maintains their trademark irreverent, rapid-fire banter. Playful jabs, raunchy jokes, small-town gripes, and pop culture references dominate. The language veers between observational witticisms and outright absurdity, all while keeping the energy light and convivial—even when discussing topics like injuries, weird news, or viral fads.