The BOB & TOM Show - June 6, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - June 6, 2025

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Introduction

In this episode of The BOB & TOM Show, aired on June 6, 2025, hosts Chick McGee, Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Pat Godwin engage in a blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports discussions. The episode is marked by playful banter, engaging listener interactions, and insightful conversations on various topics, all delivered with the show's signature humor and energy.

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"Shirtless Girl" Superhero Parody

The episode kicks off with an animated segment introducing "Shirtless Girl," a tongue-in-cheek superhero designed to entertain listeners.

• Chick McGee introduces the character:
  "[Chick McGee, 02:03] Shirtsless Girl with her special powers..."

• The parody continues with playful dialogue between Chick McGee and Tom Griswold, emphasizing the humorous nature of the superhero's antics.

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Listener Letters and Interactions

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reading and discussing listener-submitted letters, providing a personal touch and fostering community engagement.

• Valerie from Fairfield celebrates her son Grant's birthday:
  "[25:21] Christy Lee: ...a very happy birthday to Grant, who lives in Fairfield."

• Brad Brent, a police officer from Kentucky, shares his frustrations with unconventional speed-tracking methods:
  "[90:30] Tom Griswold: ...we have a letter from Brad Brent. He is a police officer... [90:35]..."

• Riley from Nebraska recounts an encounter with peacocks causing chaos:
  "[60:17] Chick McGee: ...the peacock was missing shortly after..."

These interactions highlight the show's connection with its audience, blending humor with relatable anecdotes.

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Discussion: Practical Skills for 18-Year-Olds

A recurring theme in the episode is the importance of practical life skills for young adults, inspired by an article from Catherine Johnson Martinko titled "Things Every 18-Year-Old Should Know."

• Key Skills Discussed:

  • Driving a car and a boat (preferably manual transmission)
  • Packing a suitcase efficiently
  • Performing CPR or the Heimlich maneuver
  • Changing a diaper

• Notable Quote by Tom Griswold:
  "[30:28] Tom Griswold: ...something you should know by the time you're 18 is to work repair, not repair, repair, but keep a pilot light lit in your water heater."

The hosts humorously explore each skill, sharing personal experiences and emphasizing the role of resources like YouTube in learning these essential tasks.

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Sports Segment: NBA Finals and Beyond

With the NBA Finals underway, the hosts delve into sports discussions, particularly focusing on the Indiana Pacers' remarkable performance.

• Chick McGee highlights Tyrese Halliburton's game-winning shot:
  "[06:35] Chick McGee: ...Tyrese Halliburton scored with 0.3 seconds left for a two-pointer jump shot...[06:42]..."

• Tom Griswold reflects on the Pacers' resilience:
  "[07:08] Tom Griswold: ...the Pacers never led the game until... it was their only lead of the game."

The segment includes anticipation for upcoming games and playful debates on team loyalties, showcasing the hosts' passion for sports.

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Technology and Product Mentions

While advertisements were excluded, some product discussions naturally emerged during conversations.

• Factor Meals:
  "[16:48] Christy Lee: ...Factor Meals arrive fresh and ready to eat, perfect for any active lifestyle..."

• Simplisafe Home Security:
  "[56:33] Christy Lee: ...Simplisafe was named best home security system of 2025 by CNET..."

These mentions provide listeners with information on convenient services and products beneficial for everyday life.

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News Segment: Defecation Syncope and Historical Anecdotes

The hosts discuss a peculiar medical phenomenon known as defecation syncope, intertwining it with historical references.

• Christy Lee explains the condition:
  "[94:00] Christy Lee: ...defecating syncope is the act of straining while exhaling against a closed airway..."

• Historical Reference:
  "[146:17] Christy Lee: ...the bathroom has claimed the lives of both kings and celestial celebrities..."

• Notable Quote by Pat Godwin:
  "[75:12] Pat Godwin: ...They don't like to eat that."

The discussion humorously blends serious health information with anecdotes from history and popular culture, highlighting the show's ability to educate while entertaining.

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Music Discussions: Retro Bands and Song Memories

The episode features lively conversations about classic bands and their influence.

• Strawberry Alarm Clock and Electric Prunes:
  "[41:04] Josh Arnold: Have you ever heard of... Dave Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tish..."

• Pat Godwin's Original Song:
  "[107:00] Pat Godwin: ...YouTube's my new dad..."

The hosts reminisce about iconic songs, share their favorite tracks, and even showcase original music, enriching the episode with musical nostalgia.

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Humorous Banter and Comedic Sketches

True to their style, BOB & TOM engage in playful humor and improvisational comedy throughout the episode.

• Chick McGee jokes about adult diapers:
  "[73:37] Tom Griswold: ...holding your pee..."

• Ace Cosby shares a mock graduation speech:
  "[125:00] Ace Cosby: ...'Plunge softly and carry a long snake'..."

These segments provide light-hearted entertainment, reinforcing the show's comedic foundation.

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Conclusion

The June 6, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show seamlessly blends humor, community interaction, and insightful discussions. From parodying superheroes to dissecting practical life skills for young adults, and from intense sports analysis to quirky health phenomena, the hosts deliver a rich and engaging listening experience. Notable quotes punctuate the episode, offering memorable moments that resonate with both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

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Stay tuned for more episodes where BOB & TOM continue to entertain and inform with their unique blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports.

Transcript

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

I think you're on mute Workday starting.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I think you're on mute.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show, new this season on the Bob and Tom Television network. Look up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane it's the biggest set of jugs I've ever seen. It's Shirtless Girl Posing as a topless dancer Showing off her packs. No one knows her secret till she takes off her specs. She's Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirtless Girl with her special powers she.

[Chick McGee]

Gives the bad guys fits she don't use no gun she stops them with.

[Tom Griswold]

Her T. She's Shirtless Girl Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Working in the chemistry lab one day, sophomore year, nothing seemed amiss. But that night, an amazing transformation took place. And the next morning, young Debbie Yabo woke to find.

[Christy Lee]

My God, I'm huge.

[Tom Griswold]

I must dedicate these to fighting evil.

[Chick McGee]

Little did Debbie know that years before, on the planet Lactoid, a planet whose gravity was causing it to sag dangerously toward the sun, her father, Major Yabo, and Mother Teton sent their infant daughter Areola rocketing through the Milky Way to Earth, knowing one day she'd become Shirtless Girl, keeping the city of Metopolis safe. Okay, nobody move.

[Christy Lee]

Hand over all the money.

[Chick McGee]

It's Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Not so fast, bad guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, like some dame is gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a load of these.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Oh, I can't run away. Hell, I can't even. Thanks, Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome, citizens. Don't touch those. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Along with her fellow superheroines, Wonder Bra Woman, Bikini Spider Woman, the Flash and the green horny Shirtless Girl formed the Legion of Super Hooters.

[Christy Lee]

Look, it's the Tat signal. Some boob must need help. I better call my teenage bosom buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

A cup and head to the wet cave. I know. I'll use the hooter.

[Chick McGee]

Scooter. And once again, Shirtless Girl, you've kept Metopolis safe and warm and snug and soft bouncy. Once again, defeating your archenemy, the jiggler. We are grateful. Thanks, Shirtless Girl. Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome, citizens. Don't touch those. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Come again next week for another titillating adventure of Shirtless Girl.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Shirtless Girl. Only on the Bob and Tom Television Network. Well, I'll be honest, this music always makes me a little sleepy.

[Christy Lee]

Brings you down.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Look at that. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. You look more tan today than you did yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I know. This is the. This is the trouble I have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a phenomenon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I just happened.

[Christy Lee]

You say that to him, too?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. But it's true.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It happens every time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. We need to get a dermatologist. Something about the melanin or whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

I think my melanin is my switch. My melanin switch, which is at the back of my neck.

[Christy Lee]

Delayed a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. I. Everybody has it at the back of their neck. It got jammed.

[Tom Griswold]

You are. You are dark.

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know. I know. My. My father were alive, I'd have a conversation with him.

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Chick McGee]

I'd tell you that. Hi. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

How about a song this first hour? That'd be fun, huh? I got.

[Pat Godwin]

I got stuff.

[Chick McGee]

You got stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick McGee and. Hello. Good morning. Thank you, Tom, for bringing me an iced tea. I appreciate that. You mixed it right in there in the break room with the fine Java House Mixins and showed me how to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Poured it. It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a mixologist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Quickly. We should get to a couple things. If you went to bed early. The Pacers, of course, involved in the NBA Finals with Oklahoma City, and the Pacers never led the game until. Until there were. Was it 0.3 seconds left?

[Chick McGee]

And you know what Christie said? If you're going to lead for just point three seconds that's the ones the lead for.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one to lead for.

[Tom Griswold]

Them's the ones to lead for.

[Chick McGee]

Tyrese Halliburton scored with 0.3 seconds left for a two pointer jump shot. And Pacers first and only lead of the game. Last minute comeback kings of the playoffs did it again. They beat Oklahoma City Thunder in oklahoma going oklahoma 111, 110. Game one of the NBA finals last night. Game two on Sunday night.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean this puts me in a great mood. I. I'm. I'm openly a fan of the Pacers, so I will. Oh yes, I will take that side. But between that and the fact that last night on Jeopardy. One of the questions slash answers was Mr. Ed. Oh God. I mean, how could life get any better?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And then today on my way in, I stopped.

[Chick McGee]

You saw Mr. Ed?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I stopped. I was at this gas station and this guy comes up to me that I don't know and he goes, hey, Tom. Oh, hi. And he goes, who played Maxwell Smart?

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, that did not happen.

[Tom Griswold]

It did. I swear to God. It just happened.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

And I went. You mean Don Adams?

[Chick McGee]

Please, yes, please tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I went. I've always wondered, you know that song 99 by Toto?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that about Barbara Feldon from. Who was of course the femme.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Tom, I think Barbara Feldon and 99 and Get Smart was roughly 40 years before Toto formed, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but those guys are all my age, so they would have come of age when they have a history of singing about famous women because they were. Roseanne is about Roseanne Arquette.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

The always odd looking and never attractive Barbara Feldon. What? I will die on this hill.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised to hear this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I think she was pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. She could eat an apple through a picket fence. A lot of teeth. I heard sack.

[Tom Griswold]

No. So anyway, Mr. Ed and Maxwell Smart on the same morning and the Pacers with a huge win at the last second.

[Christy Lee]

This is a big day for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be very curious as to see the ratings because you know they always whine about the fact that New York and LA aren't in it.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tom, you're aware that Don Adams and Barbara Feldon had a illicit love affair.

[Tom Griswold]

They did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. One night he was. They were going to a doggy style. I don't mean to be so.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Graphic.

[Chick McGee]

We're adults here.

[Josh Arnold]

He slipped and went into the. Where she didn't want it. Yeah, yeah. She goes, hey, hey, you're. You really shouldn't be in that hole. And he goes, well, I was going for the other one, but I missed it by that much.

[Tom Griswold]

Missed it by that. There's a way to, you know, you nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a way to shorten that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't know, the anticipation of. I thought there was gonna be some 69 joke or something. Something really smutty, but no, no.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to all the great. I get. I guess get her done. But that was Don Adams. I missed it by that. Or Maxwell Smart. Actually, I said it almost every show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. If he didn't say it every show.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a Mel Brooks production.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Buck Henry.

[Tom Griswold]

And where did they. I mean, how did they find that guy, Don Adams. So weird.

[Chick McGee]

I had a stand up comedy album of his when I was a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

From the comedy circuit.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He was a stand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

He did this big long bit about Hitler.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And the. The real star of Germany at the time was a guy named Ziggy. Because when Hitler. Every time Hitler spoke, you'd hear him going, zig Heil. Zig Heil. And they wanted Ziggy to come out. He made him a person. And, oh, the country needed a release at that time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We can look back now and go, geez, that seems tasteless.

[Tom Griswold]

They needed some sort of valve humor free.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but laugh free.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, there were just guys that were just such characters. Guys like Paul Lynde.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Paul Lind.

[Pat Godwin]

Love Paul.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who I was thinking about yesterday? Don't ask why. It makes zero sense. But what was. Who was Gary Collins? Was he just a talk show? Was he just like a spokesman?

[Chick McGee]

Well, there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's two Gary Collins.

[Chick McGee]

I'll speak for Tom. There are two Gary Collins. One was number 86 for the Cleveland Browns.

[Josh Arnold]

So not him.

[Chick McGee]

Receiver, but not him.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a blue Corvette.

[Christy Lee]

What was that show he was on?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

No, Gary Collins.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a talk show host.

[Christy Lee]

It was like.

[Josh Arnold]

So he was never an actor or anything. He was just a face.

[Chick McGee]

No, that. No, he wasn't, was he?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's incredible. Or one of those.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was John Davidson. Oh, John Davidson. Kathy Lee Crosby and Fran Tarkenton.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved.

[Josh Arnold]

That's incredible. When I was a kid.

[Christy Lee]

So die.

[Chick McGee]

What about real people? Where'd you say? Where'd you.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see that.

[Chick McGee]

Never saw real people.

[Tom Griswold]

Those. Those were really groundbreaking shows. Now there's lots of clones out There.

[Chick McGee]

Lots like that.

[Christy Lee]

But it says American actor and television host.

[Chick McGee]

But I thought he had, like, a local talk show in la.

[Christy Lee]

He was married to Marianne Mobley. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And her claim.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going way back. It's the time machine.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm getting him when I was a kid. Now we're going, who the hell is this guy?

[Christy Lee]

He was attractive.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, did you say that about everybody?

[Chick McGee]

Did you go up to Gary Collins, go, who the hell do you think you are?

[Josh Arnold]

I just never knew if he was an actor and then became just a sort of a spokesman.

[Tom Griswold]

But there are a lot of people that are famous that you really can't quite pin down exactly why, especially with.

[Josh Arnold]

Reality TV and YouTube. Now I just chalk it up to, oh, they must be Internet famous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He was a guest star in a lot of those. He starred in a couple of shows in the 70s and then he became a guest star. He was like that. Go to guest star and like the Love Boat and, you know, those kind of things.

[Tom Griswold]

We live in a culture. The other day on this show, we brought up Mr. Beast, who I want to say has 300. What was it, 370 million.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard of Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Subscribers on YouTube. And you've never heard of him. He's like the biggest thing on YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of the biggest things in the world. I'm not a YouTube, but I'm just saying, here's someone who's incredibly famous in one sphere. But we now live in a culture in which, for example, Josh has never watched a basketball game.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did. I've watched a basketball game.

[Christy Lee]

But you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. And then I went, oh, this isn't for me. And so I didn't watch anymore.

[Chick McGee]

You know what basketball is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not being. I'm not being critical. I'm just saying it's perfectly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But I have watched basketball games. I don't. I don't anymore. I don't. Yeah, it's not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you go to see your. Your very favorite band. It's this incredible concert. You see the security guys bored as hell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They couldn't care less.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. They're not allowed to Look. Look at the action. They're supposed to watch the crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I mean, you can tell that they.

[Chick McGee]

You can't have a security guy sitting in the seat, eating popcorn, watching the game, cheering.

[Josh Arnold]

I always like it when you can see him kind of nodding their head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like oh, that's a band they like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wait, Walsh is going to play. Hold on, wait a second. I got to pay attention now. Coming up, this is going to be.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. This is important. Gary Collins and Marianne Mobley hosted the Pillsbury bake off from 1984 to 1988.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So that answers the question. What? What was recorded on Gary Collins Voicemail. Hello, this is Gary Collins. Yes, I'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still with us?

[Christy Lee]

He died at 1aM on October 13, 2012.

[Chick McGee]

It was murder.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Of natural causes by Mary Mobley.

[Chick McGee]

Murders.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up, what is one of my favorite topics of the year? I stumbled on this article called something like the. I forget what it was. The top 11 things every 18 year old should know. And this really hits my sweet spot.

[Christy Lee]

It's all of our sweets of talking.

[Tom Griswold]

About things that adults should know.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? That's fine. Well, which is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe adults like how to change a tire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday I stumbled upon a story in Canada. They're actually offering courses in this because these Gen Xers are going, hey, I don't know how to do all these things that I need to do to live life.

[Tom Griswold]

And this woman has expanded this article to 100 things you should know. And by the way, there's a couple on there I don't know yet.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of there.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit 18 a while back and pat. Oh, it's like buzz, buzz every time you're to get there. A lot of stuff you don't know how to do as an adult.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very exciting. One thing I know how to do as an adult is get the perfect Father's Day gift. Yes, what would that be?

[Chick McGee]

Father's Day, big, big deal. Coming up very soon, that day is Sunday. Father's Day. Nope, I don't think it's this Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

This Sunday. But it is a Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

It is a Sunday. It's a Sunday.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, it's Sunday, June 15th. It's a week from Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee, Duke Tomato, the Duke Tomato Trio and the Brass to Mouth Horns. Tonight, Art on the river in Port Huron, Michigan. Well, that'll be exciting. Speaking of Michigan, I got some letters from there. More Idaho mail getting very exciting and more Florida mail coming up and lots of other really cool stuff. Today. I'm really excited about this list of things we need to know. Very, very exciting. I can tell you this. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and for sure this is the Bob and Tom Show. Make this your best season yet with nutritious 2 minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're all here in our places with bright shining faces, some might say maniacal. There's Christy Lee Pack ODWA, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby on Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast jiffy quick from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, that this portion of our program. Typically we read letters, which I really enjoy and if you want to get them to us, it's Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com and I've got a stack of them here. But really, really enjoy it. So thanks so much for taking the time, the time and trouble to write. We try to get to as many as we can. Lots of different topics and whatever, whatever's on your mind. We're happy to entertain that real quick. Like I said, on the way in here, stop for gas. And a guy walked up to me and asked me who portrayed Maxwell Smart. I'd be like, what a weird. It's four. It's four in the morning and I've got a guy walking.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Aren't you Tom?

[Christy Lee]

He knew you were his go to guy for that.

[Tom Griswold]

He knew you would know and he was delighted when I told him.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the way you stopping for gas early in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Now that's weird, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't do that normally, do you?

[Chick McGee]

He's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's this interesting thing I found out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When I get in my car, there's this light now that goes, you have three more miles of gas. Really shouldn't ignore that.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a rule about that? Like I've heard, I still got 25 miles when it says such and such.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there or is it a hard, fast rule when it comes on, you're out of gas.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends on the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

I. My daughter had a. What was that? It was a Subaru. Jeep. No, it was Jeep Cherokee at one point. Very good. That's very good. My son drives a Subaru. So does his wife. He likes women.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about her.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gay for women.

[Tom Griswold]

But I got in my old house, I got in the car, it said it had seven. Seven miles left.

[Chick McGee]

It digitally reads out seven miles.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. And that was. That was her Jeep Cherokee.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Because mine will go when I get around 20. All of a sudden it just stops giving me numbers and says, you need gas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about the finer numbers?

[Tom Griswold]

So no, but here's my point. So I, you know where I use. I used to live. The gas station was less than a mile away. Went up the hill, took a left turn, ran out of gas on the bridge over the freeway.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sam had to come get me.

[Josh Arnold]

So clearly there weren't.

[Christy Lee]

So now you're paranoid about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I'm too stupid to remember to.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they shut down a little sooner so that you. Because apparently like if you actually just run out of gas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So bad for your car.

[Josh Arnold]

So they might give you like in.

[Tom Griswold]

This case it did it's happened to me twice with. With other people's cars.

[Josh Arnold]

But did you go three miles or less?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I just went up the hill.

[Chick McGee]

Right, so. So was your car messing with you or.

[Tom Griswold]

It was her car, but I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying, even going up the hill.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

But. So you have to. I. I really am glad that the car has that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And the one I have now actually tells you it little. Ask you a question, it goes. Do you want me to direct you to the nearest gas station? Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, mine does that.

[Tom Griswold]

But, Pat, there's a gas station on my way here that's always crowded. It's right off the freeway, and there's always trucks and stuff there.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't think interstate the way.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't think anything nefarious would happen at one that was crowded. Right. A lot of witnesses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a lot of truck drivers are not gonna let anybody screw around with you.

[Chick McGee]

They're situated. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're honest guys. They're out there working hard.

[Pat Godwin]

But you're approached by somebody, you're probably.

[Chick McGee]

Like, whoa, was there a truck driver's police force? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't worried about this guy. He was wearing.

[Chick McGee]

I was worried about this guy because he was wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't worried about him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he was. He was wearing the kind of shorts that Josh wears that I used to be able to wear that I can't wear anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Cargo short.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wearing cargo shorts, black socks, white tennis shoes. This guy wasn't going to mug me.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know that. He could become the black sock mugger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he could be the cargo killer.

[Tom Griswold]

He had real thick glasses.

[Chick McGee]

This. Just then, the cargo killer struck again. Longtime radio host in quotes, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

So to answer your question, I think it depends on the. On the car with those. That system.

[Chick McGee]

But I ran. But I haven't ran out of gas.

[Tom Griswold]

40 years, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've never run out of gas.

[Pat Godwin]

Once every year for me. Once every.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I could. This is why I can't get an electric car, because for sure I'd forget to. Okay, charge it.

[Christy Lee]

That's my point, too, because I have a hybrid.

[Chick McGee]

They are very. Well, you'll never run out of gas.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's. But do you. But because it'll say you only have 20 miles left on your gas tank. Does the electric motor kick in so you can still get.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I think it would be a selling point if electric cars as they're starting to lose power. Low power.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Your radio would. Yes, I think that would be. That.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee that would send people to the gas station.

[Chick McGee]

That would send people. It's funny to at least want to test drive it to hear it do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

I think that would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

So we just stopped doing.

[Chick McGee]

Now we can win.

[Josh Arnold]

Test drive a cybertruck. So I can go through a graveyard and see the bodies.

[Chick McGee]

There was a cyber truck.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, if you go. Because it detects people around you. If you drive through one of the tech.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's. It's video. A guy took it into a graveyard and I don't know what sort of video contraption he had, but you can plainly see a silhouette. Well, more than a silhouette. White. It looks like a classic ghost, but in a person shape. Walking around the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. One guy walked into a great. And there. It detected people walking around his car.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Well, according to the video. But who knows what's AI anymore and what's not.

[Josh Arnold]

But they sounded freaked out.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks real af.

[Josh Arnold]

But you can also go and detect corpses.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news. This is funny you'd bring this up. We have a new story today about a contact lens that has been developed that you can see stuff even with you with your eyes closed.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

It detects a certain type of molecule. I don't know what it. But it's. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff coming up down the road in the world of technology. That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I saw a headline that said they can now record your dreams and play them back for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't want to ever see that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to see the one I had last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like a Black Mirror episode.

[Chick McGee]

That was a plot on Black Mirror.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You could be in the future. You can choose your dreams and.

[Tom Griswold]

All I'm saying is.

[Chick McGee]

And then it goes wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, this one couldn't be broadcast on.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Good for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Been having a lot of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Someone in that dream is not going to be walking right for a week.

[Chick McGee]

What's the joke where I dreamed I was eating a marshmallow. I woke up, my pillow was gone. Is that. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. If you're just joining us, this is the Baby Tom program coming to you happily from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

And it's time for letters from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai, presented by the all new, all electric Hyundai Ioniq. I O N I Q. Ionic. Isn't that Ionic, don't you think? The Ionic 9. Space for up to 7 range for mile.

[Tom Griswold]

The 5 seater is the Ionic pentameter. Yes, thank you very much, Elliot.

[Chick McGee]

Joke.

[Tom Griswold]

For those of you that baked your.

[Christy Lee]

Way through college, like me, I have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Valerie. Valerie says that her young man, her son, is going to be five today. All right. Happy birthday, Grant.

[Chick McGee]

Grant, jump on. Jump on the couch, Grant.

[Christy Lee]

He's our biggest little fan. And because of us, he wants to grow up to be a radio dj.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, excellent, Grant.

[Christy Lee]

He's totally hooked on all of us and he'd love to know all of us personally. So we would like to say a very happy birthday to Grant, who lives in Fairfield.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you this, Grant, it's never too early to start talking like this all the time. Oh, hey, mama.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, Mom, I'd like you to pass me that oatmeal. But first, a little bit of traffic. Good weather.

[Chick McGee]

Right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. Dad's upstairs putting his tie on. He's going to have a little traffic problem because you parked your Jeep in back of him. He's not happy about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, wait a minute. Here comes dad. Oh, it looks like he's in a rush. Okay. It's my dad. He'll be back. He'll be back.

[Josh Arnold]

And speaking of rush, here's working man.

[Chick McGee]

Get him, Grant the working man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing. I've got a. One of my neighbors is a five year old little boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's so funny. He's just the greatest guy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that. Can I come pet the dogs? Yeah, come on out here, Pen. And he comes out, he's just so intrigued by the dogs. And I always think that if the dogs could talk, they'd talk just like him.

[Chick McGee]

Aw.

[Tom Griswold]

I got him. I got him his favorite football team jersey for his birthday. This little tiny one said to his mom, you realize you're gonna have to watch this every day.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't get me anything for my birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom gave me a big deep hug.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

A dirty liar. He doesn't hug anyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I have a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a dream I had that I want to replay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a dumb question for the day here. Someone's going to have to help me. This. Well, that's Friday, and we were talking about running out of gas, and. Because I was putting gas in my car a little bit early this morning. If you have an electric car, can you carry around a. Instead of a gas can.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like an extra battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you carry around, like, a little extra battery or like you can. Or convert or similarly? Is there, like, a truck service, a tow truck service? Do they have a quick charge thing? I don't know. I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know either.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be the big. Isn't that the hurdle right now is that when it's an equivalent of pulling over to getting gas on a trip, you pull over and get charged in about the same time it takes to get gas?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they've got some.

[Chick McGee]

It's real close right now. It is, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Our electric tie is off today, so you need to hold these questions.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the last time I rode with him, it took about. I mean, we had to get lunch.

[Chick McGee]

Right. So. Yeah, see, that's a. That's a hurdle. Yeah, it's coming. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I dropped my car off to get serviced last time, and the guy gave me a ride home in a. In a Tesla. And we stopped at the Target store. They've got that big.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Charging thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We just sat there for 10 minutes. He gave it a little juice, enough to get to my house. But I have no idea. I mean, I'm just wondering, can you. Because you've never seen a guy. You ever seen a guy hitchhiking, holding a battery? Hey, my car. My car's down the road.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Take me back to my car to get it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there such a thing as, like, a mini?

[Pat Godwin]

There would have to be, like, a truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there'd have to be a truck, but I'm wondering if. Is there like a handheld thing where you. Enough to, you know, put, like, the gas four miles on your. On your. On your thing?

[Christy Lee]

So be smart. If they don't. Somebody should develop that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure that. I'm sure there's geniuses.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't changed the battery in a while. The car batteries still weigh 320 pounds.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. If you're not careful with your. You touch your shirt, it'll eat through your shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real.

[Tom Griswold]

It's real fun also.

[Christy Lee]

You can't just throw them away. Where do you take an old battery, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I throw mine away.

[Josh Arnold]

Plenty of creeps around here.

[Chick McGee]

On my way to work in the morning, I got like five or six batteries in the Back, I pull over, I put the flashers on, and then I dump them in the ditch and drive off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds? There's a. Oh, is that where the.

[Josh Arnold]

Three tailed squirrels live?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, they love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw an albino one the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Squirrel?

[Tom Griswold]

No, an albino three tailed squirrel in Battery Park. They call it Battery park now. So why are we talking about this again?

[Chick McGee]

I forget. Oh, because somebody ran out of gas this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, some of this has to do with a topic we'll be discussing later. About the things you should know when you're 18.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, one of them is. One of them is how to jump a car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's important.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, I know. It's gotten so tricky now. My old car, not the one I have now to charge that one. The thing was in the back.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The negative post or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the battery was in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It was so weird.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

And there was. There was. There was a little thing that was marked and you. You clipped it onto that?

[Chick McGee]

Not onto the.

[Christy Lee]

No, but every time you do this, don't you still go, oh, God, I hope I have them on the right one.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Tom, you said the battery was in the back. Are you sure that your car just wasn't backed into a space or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Could be. But the main point was you didn't put it on. What's it called? The anode. What is that thing?

[Chick McGee]

Anode. Y.

[Tom Griswold]

The nipple. Tit. Whatever that's called.

[Chick McGee]

The nipple tip. Yeah, that's called the nipple.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, the tit. Nipple. You know what I'm saying? That brown, that. That gray.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You got to take that off.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's a bush in there too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

I leave it to you guys. Go right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the other interesting thing is, no matter what kind of car you have these days, if you have an issue with it, you can go to YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you sure can.

[Pat Godwin]

So true.

[Chick McGee]

I found out how to. I was curious about the following process. Someone would come to my house and change my oil. Oil in the driveway. And then they drive off and I never meet them. They just charge a credit card. I leave the keys in the car. I don't have to do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

This is perfect. You don't have to interface with a human being.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

The ideal day for you.

[Chick McGee]

So the guy texted me, I can't figure out how to reset your oil change indicators.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I went to YouTube. And. And it did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You gotta hold down different explanations.

[Chick McGee]

And it's just like. Okay, and I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's a complicated one. My old house was built in 1930, and for reasons that are too complicated to explain, the garage was trapezoidal.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so hang on a minute. Trapezoid.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like a square with a triangle on the side.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, that's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a car in there that was. That was at an angle. And so it couldn't be towed out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee.

[Tom Griswold]

Because there was. There's a stone wall.

[Christy Lee]

And the guy goes, get a dolly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's no joke.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy goes, yeah, but it's going to be a thousand bucks and two tow trucks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you put. You put salt on the floor that way. It's a slide.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, to make a long story short, they go. The guy goes, well, there's a way you can do this, but we have to get it out of gear. And the car wouldn't come out of gear. And it was an English vehicle. That's all I'm going to say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know exactly those of you.

[Tom Griswold]

That own one of these. I'm sure you're on good terms with your mechanic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, an R and R. So we.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to figure out how to get it out of gear. So I went on YouTube and I'm not kidding, it was some. It was some really delightful to use.

[Christy Lee]

Like a paper clip and point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you've heard the story. No one ever would have guessed that.

[Christy Lee]

The Mercedes is like that.

[Tom Griswold]

The. So the guy, some southern guy going, well, here's what you do. And you had to go into. You. In a million years, you wouldn't guess it. You had to go with the. Where you put the glasses. What's that called? The cup holder. At the bottom of the cup holder, there was a little tiny hole. You had to put a paperclip in that and take the bottom off of the thing. And then you could reach down and there was a orange. See a rip cord. And you pulled that. And that would take it out of gear.

[Chick McGee]

That is just design engineers having a little fun with whoever they're going to sell that car to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but this guy with this, the tow truck guy, he goes, I know how to get every kind of car made out of. Out of. Into neutral. And he goes, I couldn't figure this one out, but there it was on YouTube. And it was some. It was some good old boy. It was great. But if you have trouble, go to YouTube and there's someone that knows everything about your car, like getting yours back into the oil. Meet or whatever the hell it is.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But thank you. Thank you, YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All that knowledge floating around out there. This has been a really good letter segment. We haven't gotten any letters yet. No, I put the blame on myself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Grant, five years old, is gonna be a dj. Hey, I'll tell you what, that hot chick is my mama.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe we should play five for Friday for Grant. Whatever. If he has five requests, we'll play them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's five years old?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to hear head shampoo. Well, sorry, Grant, but the FCC doesn't let us. Doesn't let us play that anymore because. Yeah, let's face it, there are old.

[Chick McGee]

White haired pricks that don't know what comedy is. Oh, that helps.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy. You beat everything. You know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Your mom must be swelling for her to take the time to write that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and I, you know, made it condensed, but it was very sweet letter.

[Chick McGee]

Does Grant need a stepdaddy? Get a look at mama. But she said it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's become our daily tradition to listen to your show. Just like it was for me when I was a little girl listening with my mom.

[Chick McGee]

You know what, Lady Kramit? What right does she. You realize how old she's saying we are? Which we are. But there's no reason to highlight it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You're missing the whole point here. She's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think all I'd have to do is walk in and go, Hi, I'm Chick McGee, and it'd be over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, what's the perfect woman? Is what. What's the rule? 1/3 your age plus 2.

[Chick McGee]

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad tells us.

[Tom Griswold]

Half.

[Chick McGee]

My age plus seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, plus seven. Oh, half. Oh, no, no, it's way too high.

[Chick McGee]

I thought I had that.

[Tom Griswold]

All this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by BetterHelp. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy. And we've talked a little bit about this. The late, great Jimmy Ursi used to talk about kicking the stigma. And what that's all about is just getting everybody to understand that seeking counsel or mental help. Help or mental health help or therapy is not a bad thing. There's no. There shouldn't be a stigma to it.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay to be struggling with certain aspects of. Of. Of your. Of your life. I think we all are. And strength can come from opening up about things. And talk therapy has been extraordinarily effective for people forever. And in today's culture, it's become a lot easier to get the to get hooked up with a really proper and licensed therapist. In fact, more than 35,000 are working with the BetterHelp program. Find out what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com BTShow so the idea is they'll hook you up with a therapist and with a click of a button you can be meeting with that therapist online. And it can be with a camera on or with a camera off. It could even be texting back and forth. It's up to you. And BetterHelp has a huge number of therapists, like I said, more than 35,000. And they have a variety of specialties. And by the way, you can switch therapists anytime. No additional fees are involved in that. It's the largest online therapy provider in the world. BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals and again, a diverse variety of expertise. So check it out and talk it out. With Better Help, Bob and Tom, listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com btshow that's Better Help. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Coming up, a really interesting article about things every 18 year old should know and things like, you know, changing a tire and how do you, how to swim, etc. Etc. Some really fun stuff. And then I've come up with a, with an alternative list. Things that might be important to know.

[Chick McGee]

Such as that, faking a paternity test, things like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Contacting, contacting a decent attorney.

[Chick McGee]

Practical solutions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Having a go bag.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yes.

[Chick McGee]

Filing the serial number off on automatic weapon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All these things.

[Josh Arnold]

Digging a six by six hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, these, these are, these are important things. Why you should shouldn't buy Visqueen on a shovel and lie at the same time. Yes, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is of course the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Cast from that in a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee and her actual leopard skin. Top Boy.

[Christy Lee]

I had to fight for this one.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it was worth the battle, let me tell you that. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wearing possum underwear if that means anything.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, those are easy to catch.

[Tom Griswold]

I wear them inside out, though. Ho ho, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Putting the O and oh, where you.

[Chick McGee]

Put the tail in the front. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We've got to get to some letters here.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Christie is wearing a leopard shirt. And we're. We're joined by Mr. Paul Lind. I don't know if you see.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Paul. How are you? I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Paul, what do you call a leopard without spots?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, completely cured.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Paul.

[Chick McGee]

He's incorrigible.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little rough. Letters. Do you want me to start again?

[Chick McGee]

And morning, team. You are great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty much straight ahead. This is from Mark until today, which is him writing, yesterday, I was not familiar with the Strawberry Alarm Clock. Oh. Or the Electric Prunes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once again, sadly, the lead singer of the Electric Prunes died. Lived a long life.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing sad about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was one of those kind of pivotal songs in that so called psychedelic era.

[Chick McGee]

Pivotal?

[Pat Godwin]

Did you say pivotal?

[Chick McGee]

He said pivotal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's iconic in a way.

[Chick McGee]

Iconic?

[Pat Godwin]

Did you say iconic?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's not any good. Don't get me wrong, the song blows, but it's. It is of an era. Let me play a little bit of it for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, please do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S like an LSD LSD trip with this awful phony. It's kind of the worst in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Worst of that ilk.

[Chick McGee]

Mark continues. I wasn't familiar with Strawberry Alarm Clock or the Electric Prunes or as I like to call them, the Prunes. So I decided to give them a listen. I was not born when they were popular, but I do like their sound. And we'll be listening to them this summer with my Raycon everyday earbuds. This guy knows all the buttons to push. All right. One thing that I noticed though, in 1967, video for Incense and Peppermints of the Strawberry Alarm Clock. I have not checked this out. Tom. Pictures of early to mid-80s Tom Griswold has A very strong resemblance to the drummer of the Strawberry Alarm Clock, Gene Gunnels.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. I'm not familiar with Gene.

[Chick McGee]

I am not either. Gunnels is just like it sounds. G, U, double N, E L S. Gene Gunnels. Just wanted to pass that along. Mark says, by the way. Yes. That's the only thing I had to do today. My life sucks, Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

I also. I recommend the band. This is a real band. Dave D. Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tish. Have you ever heard of those guys?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They're. Boy, they were around 64, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And they have a great song called Hold Tight. And it fits. It's got. That. The beginning of that song, the Prune Song, reminds me of the day. Beaky McIntish.

[Christy Lee]

Tom doesn't know that band.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd love it. You'd love that.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they called again?

[Josh Arnold]

Dave D. Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tish.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I approve already.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a girl in the band, Tish?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I don't know who.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. If you're putting us on, you're gonna have a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

I am not. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't just make that.

[Josh Arnold]

They also have a song I love called the Legend of Xanadu. Well, now, I mean it. I mean it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, the Strawberry Alarm Clock. Explain why we. We like them.

[Chick McGee]

Besides, Ed King from Skynyrd was in Strawberry Alarm Clock early on. He's a California boy. He wasn't actually from Florida or Georgia or wherever. But he did play with Leonard.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Jacksonville is the. The source of Leonard Skinner and in.

[Chick McGee]

This reporter's opinion, did all the best stuff with Skynyrd. Well, Ronnie sang, but I mean, a good, good guitar. Ed King was a monster.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was in the Strawberry Alarm Clock.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He was so well in Incense and.

[Josh Arnold]

Peppermint's such a cool song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like a great example of that type of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then we got into a big argument because I claim that the Electric Prunes led to the Electric Flag, which led to the Electric Amish.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that's right. It isn't just because the guys from.

[Tom Griswold]

The Amish don't admit that.

[Christy Lee]

No, they Electron Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's like the guys from Skynyrd won't admit that they got the name Leonard Skynyrd from the song hello, Mutter. Hello, Father. You remember, they said that that.

[Pat Godwin]

Did they go with gym teacher?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Here's.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Electric Mayhem. We're forgetting about that. The Muppets band.

[Chick McGee]

You get these theories.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where they got the name.

[Chick McGee]

Have you found Gene Gunnels yet? Because now I'm looking.

[Tom Griswold]

It says there's a picture of him on the band's website, so I haven't had time to get that there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is him not that long ago.

[Tom Griswold]

So does he look like me, anything like that? He's a black dude.

[Chick McGee]

No, this guy, he's very tanned.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's who Tom thought was a black dude.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, hang on a second. That's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like Gore. He does kind of look like Gordon from Sesame Street Street.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here he is in a swell hat. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I see no resemblance.

[Chick McGee]

No, there is.

[Josh Arnold]

There's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we got the wrong guy. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Gene Gunnels and Strawberry Alarm Clock. How many could there be?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, we have a really interesting story about things that every 18 year old should know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here he is from back in the day. The top, center top.

[Josh Arnold]

That, that I said.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

When Tom had hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Until he got syphilis and it all fell out. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't syphilis. It was tertiary gonorrhea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but it was worth it. That's what you told me. Nasty, nasty stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to tertiary. Oh, baby. What's next?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So far we've. Am I correct in saying we've only read two letters?

[Chick McGee]

Two letters.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some cool sports audio coming up, not to be missed. Yes, we do, Josh. It's. You'll enjoy it especially. Oh, if that's a sentence especially interesting for Josh, how about I believe it's expecially. Okay. Okay, good. We are especially happy to be here in the Beautiful O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

N.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chickweed.

[Chick McGee]

What do you have ready to go right now?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Tom was talking about YouTube and the things an 18 year old should know. So I have something for that right.

[Chick McGee]

In front of me. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

He threw the ball to me.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds exciting. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Hello, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

Have to move forward here. Do, do I need to set up the.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you didn't do the story yet, so it's okay. It's about what 18 year olds should know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I want to get a little bit of sports audio out there because we have somebody that will. We'll bring Josh around. Josh is a little bit crabby because we're talking more about basketball than hockey.

[Pat Godwin]

Why did you do that?

[Christy Lee]

Why did you do that?

[Chick McGee]

Why do you do that?

[Christy Lee]

He hates.

[Tom Griswold]

We were, let me tell you, ergo, I did it.

[Chick McGee]

We were sailing right away.

[Pat Godwin]

We were having.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing wrong with.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. I, I, that does not bother me anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't bother me any less, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Know that Josh is a hockey guy. So we're going to do a little bit of basketball and then we'll have hockey tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Tomorrow we're not here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

NBA Finals. Tyrese Halliburton scored with 0.3 seconds left for the Pacers, first and only lead of the game. And Indiana, last minute comeback Kings, they did it again. Beat the Oklahoma City Thunder 111, 110 in Oklahoma City last night to take game one of the NBA finals. Here's what it sounded like. Mike Breen on the. Well, let's see. No, it's not okay. This is the English. All right. Halliburton looking Halliburton driving, pulls off, jump shot. It's good. With 3/10 of a second remaining, Tyrese Halliburton does it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Just shuts that place down.

[Chick McGee]

It's like somebody shut a door, man. Oh, yeah, here, the same play in Spanish. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Play that again.

[Chick McGee]

I believe he did say ganja.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the way he says Halbert is so Cool.

[Chick McGee]

I do love the. Oh, you know, he spills more. He's got more under his fingernails than guys.

[Tom Griswold]

The chicks dig him.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the Korean version of the Tyrese Haliburton winning shot.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you picture them hugging each other, like, jumping up and, like, putting their arms around.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now I'm going to. I'm going to ask. We're gonna vote. What's your favorite? So it's only fair we play the Korean one again.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no doubt. Come on. Can we get it in Japanese? Do we have that ability?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds very similar to the cream.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds real similar.

[Christy Lee]

They sound like they're pacer spins.

[Chick McGee]

I defy you. Just tell me the difference. But this. I don't want to influence you in any way, but I've already heard these, and I think this is my favorite. This is the Portuguese broadcast. Hang on to something.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he on the toilet? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That may have been audio of a blumpkin.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He goes into for no reason at all. I don't. And we have to play it again.

[Tom Griswold]

That or someone's being strangled.

[Christy Lee]

How do you make that look?

[Chick McGee]

That's the way.

[Christy Lee]

The base of his throat.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way they celebrate joy in Portugal.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

My neighbor is a bicycle guy, and he just got back from. Just got back from Portugal.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you're gonna ride a bike ride.

[Tom Griswold]

And he said it was. It was just the greatest. And he'd spent the previous three weeks going across Spain. But he's the second person in a week to tell me that Portugal is, like, the greatest place on earth to go visit on vacation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Portugal is Spain's lazy stepchild.

[Tom Griswold]

I. But. And I was thinking about it because he drove his bicycle by the. That place where the waves are 20 stories high or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That must have been amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I said it's incredibly cool.

[Chick McGee]

He wrote his bike by it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he. Yeah. They drove through town, and there it was. An organized bike tour. Bike tour. But I keep hearing all this great stuff about Portugal. Maybe it's. Maybe it's time for a trip to Portugal.

[Chick McGee]

Do the show from Portugal.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the show from Portugal.

[Chick McGee]

What time it is in Lisbon?

[Christy Lee]

It's probably six or seven hours ahead of Portugal.

[Tom Griswold]

I would guess. I would guess five or six, probably. Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I can find out. That's easy enough.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm 44th on my bucket list.

[Chick McGee]

Where would you go?

[Tom Griswold]

Where would you go right now? My. My bucket list right now would be Vietnam New Zealand and Portugal.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Vietnam. New Zealand and Portugal.

[Josh Arnold]

New Zealand's probably in my top 15. Oh, Australia is probably my number.

[Chick McGee]

I've always suspected you working for the Vietnamese Chamber of Commerce because you've always said, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name? Anthony Bourdain. Was asked where he lives, if he could live anywhere, and he said, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it haunted him via his entire life.

[Christy Lee]

They're five hours ahead of us. Lisbon.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be great.

[Christy Lee]

So it's noon right now.

[Chick McGee]

Start the show. Yeah. 11 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a couple of our Brazilian race car drivers stop by. They can at least speak the language.

[Christy Lee]

Brazilian.

[Chick McGee]

So we're gonna go with Brazilian ass. But apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they, of course, shaved the.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I made an executive decision.

[Josh Arnold]

American's the best.

[Chick McGee]

The rest, confused. Scare me, I think. See if you agree. This is the one that's. This is the one I think is the best. That's light, it's sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

And that one sounds very professional.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, professional.

[Tom Griswold]

You can hear him saying after the thing goes in. What just happened? Play the Portuguese guy again.

[Chick McGee]

Portuguese, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's drowning.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if that's his. If that's the equivalent of his home run call.

[Christy Lee]

It has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Or was that, like, the choking thing? Was that. What? Maybe that was.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he making the choking sound?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know. You're making a big jump.

[Tom Griswold]

Another question. Were those guys physically there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or are they watching the game in Brazil or Portugal?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, they're there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're all worldwide press credentials. Heck, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we can't forget the Korean one. Only be fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are there three of those guys?

[Josh Arnold]

I hear two.

[Chick McGee]

I just hear two.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like trying to figure out how many guitars are playing in a Skynyrd song at the same time. I think there are three. Play it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there are only two.

[Pat Godwin]

I hear two.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the guy in the next booth going? There's, like, in the background.

[Christy Lee]

I just hear two.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that's the lady being murdered in that song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Roller coaster.

[Chick McGee]

Ohio Players. Yeah, that would be the very same Roller coaster of love.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a. Here's a. Here's a question. This is a callback from yesterday, and I apologize in advance. As stupid as this is, you made a reference to the famous Scream a couple days ago. Maybe it was the Wilhelm Scream. Wilhelm Scream, yes. Which has been used in movies. Has that ever been used in a rock song that you know? Oh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's no fee for using it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Apparently it's public domain.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I wonder if it's in a song somewhere. But makes sense it would throw it in there. Okay, well, there's another thing we can. And I apologize again for bringing that up because I don't know the answer, but we'll look forward to finding out. Now we have more letters to get to. We have a song from Mr. Godwin coming up.

[Chick McGee]

And we have the song that Josh was talking about earlier. What was the name of that group? That kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Dave D. Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tish.

[Christy Lee]

Man, that is quite the name. How do you remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just so weird. Are they a contemporary?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were 60s Britain part of that.

[Christy Lee]

The British Invasion.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sort of that psychedelic freak beat.

[Chick McGee]

Here's just a little quick glimpse, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this must be some sort of awful live version.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I can see what you're. It is that. Yeah, that of that ilk. We'll certainly look forward to getting some more of that. Now what have you got coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

I've got all sorts of things. Aaron Rodgers, he made a decision and we're going to talk about Coco Golf and who she might be marrying.

[Christy Lee]

Coco Golf.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're going to talk to the Ayahuasco dealer in Pittsburgh, whatever the hell it is. Yeah, he's a Pittsburgh.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Including Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Including us. Right here. We got it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. And by the way, if you speak Portuguese or Spanish or Korean and you heard those, those basketball calls, if there's anything in there that we missed, which would be virtually all of it because none of us speak those languages, we'd like to know if there are any, like, you know, hidden funny things.

[Chick McGee]

I believe seam in Portuguese is. Yes. I think I learned that on a Seinfeld episode.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, seem so.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're seamless, you're so.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Seamless.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. We are currently in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and happy to be here. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

The Starbucks summer berry refresher is officially back.

[Pat Godwin]

Bold notes of raspberry, blueberry and BlackBerry shaken with ice and poured over raspberry flavored pearls.

[Chick McGee]

Try it with lemonade or coconut milk. Available for a limited time. Your summer berry refresher is ready at Starbucks. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lees. Here. Here. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. My ex friend, Josh Arnold. Hello. Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. I think he's just speaking the truth.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how to get into this on the air. We probably shouldn't talk about it. What was it? Finding. Finding the Lord. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They had words.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we had words.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even know we had words. It's always amazing when I find out I was part of an argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I feel the same way.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You, Tom, should not feel that way. You know exactly what you're doing. Every. Every.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that Josh is a big.

[Chick McGee]

Hockey guy and he's mad because we've been talking about the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it. That's fine. And we were. We decided tomorrow we're to talk hockey. And the Canadian team from Edmonton is. Are they the ones you want to win?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of am rooting for the Oilers this time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's his face? Connor McDavid. He's often talked about. Can Connor McDavid be considered one of the greatest players ever without a cup?

[Christy Lee]

Did they skate last night or was it. Were they off last night?

[Tom Griswold]

They were off last night.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I want to congratulate everyone who watched the Watch the pre game last night on ABC that didn't kill themselves. That's some of the worst broadcasting I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't see any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're lucky.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not name names.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Unbelievably embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a superstar? They went back and forth on that for 10 minutes. Morons talking. But speaking to morons talking. I'm your host and we have.

[Chick McGee]

We're in letters, Tom. Hello, gang. I'm in central Nebraska and I live in a rural area. I have a large enclosure right in front of my house where I keep my peacock along with some chicken. Chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Everyone I know advised me against getting a peacock because they are so loud. I said, oh. I said, quote, oh, it won't be an issue. They don't make much noise. All this big beautiful bird does is scream all day long, day and night. And by the way, Chick, your impression of my peacock scream is spot on. I am the one listener that truly appreciated all of this. That's from Riley in Nebraska.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I got a. A letter here. It's very short and he doesn't set it up, but it involves Christie and Christy. You mentioned that your dogs like to watch you on the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No. I know you were trying to make it broadcast friendly, but the term the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now it's. I sit for both of my.

[Chick McGee]

You were. She was voiding.

[Christy Lee]

And they know that. They follow me everywhere. So she was feeling pressed.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. She was carrying low.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I have. I have the. Absolutely the same issue. And as you know, when I. When I built this new house a few years ago, the one concession that I did, because I do have a urinal. Aces. Aces actually been there and used it. I have a urinal. Urinal in the main bathroom area for the larger bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever. The master. Well, the main.

[Tom Griswold]

The main suite.

[Christy Lee]

Owners primary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Whatever they call.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any of it. Yeah, the dogs always follow me in there, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy wants to know. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you take your dogs to the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

I don't take them.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you circle three times before you sit down in the toilet?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? That I don't know what. My. One of my dogs does that every time. Time.

[Christy Lee]

My dogs do it every time. Yeah, they've started going on the deck now. I don't know what that's all about.

[Tom Griswold]

I had that.

[Chick McGee]

I. I had that when she was a puppy. Joey was a puppy, but can't let him do that.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Chick McGee]

It started when it actually.

[Christy Lee]

Not bad. It's easy to clean up.

[Chick McGee]

I like. I like flipping it out into the yard to see how far I can flip it out.

[Christy Lee]

It's disgusting. It's on the wood. You just pick it up, put it in a bag. You. You pick up the dog poop on the yard when you walk the dogs. What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

The difference is not my yard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. I've heard about that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard this? I was walking out to the mailbox and there was a lady and her dog. And the dog is crouched and on the toilet and making the big transaction. And I'm walking up the driveway and I'm just thinking, she doesn't have anything to pick that up with. But she did and all was well. But I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I think I would have just laughed if they would have left.

[Tom Griswold]

I always pick it up. You're getting complaints about my dogs pooping on in somebody's yard?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That means yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I always have a bike, carry bags. I always take it with me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't leave it behind.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they just don't want you letting your dog spoop in their yard. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Then maybe they should put a fence up.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the signs with the little dog that's crouched and it says, no, please leave me. Stay off my lawn or something? It's a little.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what the big deal is if they put a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you.

[Chick McGee]

Have you considered they might not like you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's possible. Yeah. Now because when I crack, when I crap on their lawn, I leave it there.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever heard it called shrimping shrimp? When your dog goes out to poo.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They hunker down like a shrimp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They curl their back.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not heard that. Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

I got another letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What are you going.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting a shot of rum here. Hang on. I love this letter so much. I had to heard I hadn't seen the. The Dear show, longtime listener, many time writer chick. Welcome back. You were talking about peacocks on yesterday's show and I had to chime in. I work for a general contractor in sales estimating. And about six years ago I did a sales call in very rural Commonwealth of Kentucky. Like rural in all caps. Kentucky hilly. A lot of winding, narrow roads. I came up on one hill and at the very top was a massive, massive peacock blocking the road. I had to come to A standstill and wait for this bastard to move. While waiting, I looked to my left, I looked to my right, and yes, more and more peacocks were appearing and circling my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

And I thought, well, I didn't expect to go out like this. That's Kevin from Winchester, Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

To conclude the bird Hunk program, this comes to us from Brian Said. I haven't heard much about Andy lately. That's Christie's husband.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it because Christy has him on 24 hour bird feeder duty now? You have to mention this, that you've had two of your bird feeders confiscated by the raccoons.

[Christy Lee]

You know what they did yesterday? They took the whole shepherd's hook down. The whole thing. They brought it all the way down to the ground.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Raccoon.

[Christy Lee]

And broke the hummingbird feeder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jesus. Every day they're sending a message.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I did get the Cajun bird seed, Bob. Why'd I call you Bob?

[Tom Griswold]

It happens. Yes, the resemblance.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually I'm called not as good as.

[Christy Lee]

And it really has helped with the squirrel thing. The red squirrel did not show up.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't like to eat that.

[Christy Lee]

They don't like the Cajun spicy. They don't like the spicy birds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that helps, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you please have your husband Andy call in for proof of life? By the way, Christy, this is Brian continuing. I have no sympathy for you losing your bird feeders to raccoons.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

In the last week, I have lost two hands to a rabid raccoon during the day.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Two. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hands. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

Two hands. Howdy. Type.

[Chick McGee]

Chewed his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Type it with his.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say the ending says dictated, not read.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he. Actually, it does say hands.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

But I can tell he means hands because he said they each laid eggs on their last day of life.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're right. That's a lot worse.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that what happened to Oscar?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, his hands broke in and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the wreck, the raccoons. Yeah, they ate all those chickens.

[Chick McGee]

Headless chickens running around bloody.

[Christy Lee]

I've been taking all my feeders in now at night. Screw them. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

What about a pellet?

[Chick McGee]

You know what I do? I put all the feeders right there in your living room. So you keep an eye on them.

[Josh Arnold]

You take them to bed with you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. So you can wake up. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what about the feed?

[Christy Lee]

Put them in the garage. It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. If you're just joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and as I mentioned this is the Bob and Tom show. What's happening over there at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Aaron Rogers is reportedly planning to sign with the Pittsburgh Steelers anytime today.

[Tom Griswold]

Is not the name of the drug he likes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this a surprise or is this.

[Chick McGee]

Had been rumored for quite a while and okay, yes. But it's just his process he goes through every year. We've been doing this for how long?

[Tom Griswold]

10 years?

[Chick McGee]

6 years? 7 years?

[Christy Lee]

He'll have another mundane season and then people in Pittsburgh can complain about him.

[Chick McGee]

You know they will.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A. A. Ron. He's 41 years old. Four time NFL MVP ended months of will he or won't he by informing coach Mike Tomlin. And here we go. Steelers. He intends to join the team for the 2025 season.

[Christy Lee]

Stayed in Green Bay to damn it all.

[Chick McGee]

Steeler fans who know football. They all said the same thing. Yay. The Steelers open the season September 7th against the New York jets, his old team.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how about that? Hope he does great. Be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you always. Because I think the guy's side of the wrong side.

[Tom Griswold]

I just would just love to see him do really well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he's done really well.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but let's see him do it one more time.

[Chick McGee]

It's over.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Make Mike Tom look like a genius.

[Chick McGee]

Know when you're done. Leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Take the silverware and go. Don't make trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Take the silverware and go.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a good T shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Just get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What else you got?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have anything else.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing else in sports? Not even a world record?

[Chick McGee]

You did not give me you a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's because it was so stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try to find another.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine how dumb it must have been.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. I can't let that go. You've got to have one over.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Let's hear it, Daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it.

[Chick McGee]

Give it to me. Give me all you got.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. I apologize in advance. I said it was stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm not even sure I. I may have even erased it. Sorry. Yeah, give me a minute. We'll have to come back to it. I want to get to the thing that was going to lead to this Pat Godwin song and that is great list of things every 18 year old should know. Do you have that?

[Christy Lee]

Catherine Johnson Matinco, she's an author, has shared her list of the most practical life skills every 18 year old should have I don't think we should go through 100 of them.

[Chick McGee]

Her father invented pachinko.

[Christy Lee]

Pachinko.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is a great list because we've talked about this before, about how there are certain practical things that every high school kid should learn how to do. Do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Some of the highlights include driving a car and a boat. Driving manual, if possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down now. Mr. Godwin, can you drive a boat?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Christy Lee]

I can't drive a boat.

[Chick McGee]

How hard could it be?

[Pat Godwin]

I could paddle one.

[Christy Lee]

I could.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you drive it? You can. You know how to operate a boat?

[Christy Lee]

I know how to operate one. I wouldn't be very good at it. I don't think I could back it into a.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you sail?

[Christy Lee]

I cannot sail.

[Tom Griswold]

We have nothing to talk about. Mr. God.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever, ever, 47 years, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Strapped an Evinrude in the back of a boat? No, I think we had a little.

[Pat Godwin]

Bass boat when I was a kid. My dad had a little engine on that and he just went, yeah, a little tiny.

[Christy Lee]

That's easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Can you drive a stick shift?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. I started off with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Driving a manual, if possible because that's what you get when you rent in Europe, which is true. If you want an automatic transmission car in Europe, you pay a lot of money and they're very hard to find.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I meant to tell you this because I. As soon as we did it in Aruba, I decided. Decided Tom would be terrified. We rented a car and we drove around Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Aruba right side or left side?

[Chick McGee]

Right side. And the name of the car rental place, you know it? 60.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

S I X T. I'm a rewards member.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I, I have 60.

[Chick McGee]

60.

[Pat Godwin]

I like them a lot. Great company.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically. Ironically. 60s motto is the same as Davis. We're number two. Very confusing.

[Christy Lee]

They. They have really nice cars.

[Chick McGee]

It was a key. It wasn't. It was okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they usually have like BMWs and Audis.

[Chick McGee]

I wondered when we rented a car if it's the same thing as in America. If you take it back with half a tank of gas, they charge you out the behind.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

So they do. But as I was leaving, she goes, the technician at 60 said, I tell you what, I'll. I'll drive you to the gas station, fill it up, and I won't charge you the twice what it would cost.

[Tom Griswold]

How much was gas there?

[Chick McGee]

Did you notice I filled up a Kia station wagon, whatever Those are for 40 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That was nice.

[Chick McGee]

That was bad at all No, a half tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the movie the Endless Summer?

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom, I haven't seen that stupid surfing movie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's merely a clown classic. You've seen it, haven't you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard you talk about it.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I have seen it, and it was a decent documentary about surfing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. It changed the world.

[Chick McGee]

Changed the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Turned the whole world onto surfing in the late 60s. But there's a scene in that one. There's a scene in that. There were. They're in Africa and they're putting gas in the car, and the guy goes to the sign says it all. And the name of the gas station was a jip. Politically incorrect these days to even make the joke, but very funny in the 60s. Okay, I'm sorry. Christy Lee is at the. What are more things you're supposed to be able to do when you're 18?

[Christy Lee]

Change a diaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not sure. I think 18 is a little early to learn that.

[Josh Arnold]

We learned it in high school home.

[Christy Lee]

EC class or whatever it was.

[Chick McGee]

How difficult is it to change a diaper nowadays, though?

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be even easier.

[Chick McGee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a process. You have to, you get, I mean, you get. I've done it so many times. You get so used to it. But, I mean, you don't want it loose. You don't want it sad in the beginning. It's.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I just realized? You know, change me. I'm dirty. All right? Don't ask me. And, but no, there has to be a point where people put diapers on themselves, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're pull ups. They're like adult pull ups.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like, I'm a big kid now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm a big boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The adult diapers, you pull them on. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all funny until you need them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, would you, would you do that? Or would you make arrangements to just get your stuff in? Go.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I would, I'd wear an adult diaper if I had to. Fortunately, I don't need one right now.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't either. I, I think, I think Christy does every now and then. She giggles and she.

[Christy Lee]

I leak a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I leak a little bit. There's a T shirt for you. We have two new T shirts today, Christy Lee. I leak a little bit. And the chick McGee just take the silverware and go. They're, they're both fantastic. I want to see this at the state fair and Again, were you? I don't think you were here for this chick.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm not here right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when we were talking about Connor Daly, a friend of the show?

[Chick McGee]

Very well this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful, wonderful guy. Great guy. And obviously a very good race car driver. He was in the Indy 500 and he made it. He talked about the fact that the race. Talked about the fact that he had to before the race started. He actually peed into his racing. So. Because once you get in the cars, you have to sit there. You can't get out.

[Christy Lee]

There was a slight rain delay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. In any event, we were joking that he probably should go to work for the Depends people. And then Ace pointed out that it's now called Depend. They changed. They changed the name a little bit, but he allegedly, last week, Chick signed a deal with them. For real?

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

He's the spokesman of Depend now, apparently. Wow. So their money's green and I bet they have a lot of it.

[Tom Griswold]

So back to our list. We have a huge list of things you're supposed to know by the time you're 18. The last one was changing a diaper. That's a little early for that, but okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'll give you one more before the break dancing decently enough to be able to participate at weddings.

[Tom Griswold]

See? Ah, that might be a little rough for me. I couldn't do this so far.

[Josh Arnold]

This list feels like it's from, like 1955.

[Chick McGee]

I know how to address salutation. And a closing comment and a thank you note.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Josh, you can dance, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'm quite the hoofer. I know my way around in the old soft shoe.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know you cut a rug?

[Josh Arnold]

I will cut a rug.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you dance? I can't really picture how you would dance with a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

It depends on the. The. The moment.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you gotta go. You gotta slow down.

[Tom Griswold]

I guarantee Josh is the best dancer.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely. We've seen him dance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's, like, classically trained.

[Christy Lee]

I've been taking ballroom dancing for six years.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know I'm not a great dancer? I'm not, but do you make Andy ballroom dance?

[Christy Lee]

He'd like to try it. He hasn't done it yet.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I said to shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, we had a request for you to call and you doing okay?

[Chick McGee]

I heard.

[Christy Lee]

You know, he's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she. Did she let you let you watch the game last night?

[Chick McGee]

You know, every now and then she gets into bed and she'll. Night, honey. And then she'll Leak a little.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

This will teach you to open your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Change this sheet now.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, did you watch the game last night, Andy?

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah, I had to watch it because I couldn't hear it.

[Christy Lee]

To bed in the first quarter. That's a lie.

[Josh Arnold]

You got up to go to the bathroom. You tripped over a birdhouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

Either the raccoons go or I go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I know. I hear that. I hear that Christy. Christy has to take all the sharp knives and lock them away so you don't slide to slice your wrist open.

[Chick McGee]

There are lots of ways to kill yourself. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can use the hose. You can use the hose as a, as a rope and a noose. If you need some tips, I think there's a, there's a thing on YouTube how to do that.

[Chick McGee]

The keys are rubber band. Poke around the bag.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay. Thank you. Once again, we're coming up more things you're supposed to know by the time you're 18. This is a great list and I have a couple of optional things on the list that I hope you guys do too. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Josh Arnold was it? Hi, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Public service message go. And I know this is belaboring the obvious, but if you get a text message and it says that you owe whatever, be careful, don't open them. Yes, there's a couple of huge scams going on right now saying if you don't pay this we're gonna. My favorite one is the one I get from a bank that I don't use that says I owe them a mortgage payment. I don't have a mortgage with you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even go to your bank.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a bunch of them around right now. A friend of mine called me from Illinois going around about. About tickets that you don't have. It's like, oh, you receive. You owe this much money. And if you call this number. Those are a scam. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My favorites are the letters from the IRS and bump garbage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Always a scam. Yeah. By US Mail.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, US Mail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hi. Hi, I'm bad guy. I'm about to meet an FBI agent. Anyway, just. It really bugs.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think if. I don't know if this is ever going to happen. Wells Fargo to expand over all the United States. The western states, I think they're primarily. Yeah, yeah. I'd have a real problem. I would keep singing that song every time I would do anything with Wells Fargo.

[Tom Griswold]

Wells Fargo wagon is coming down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think I could. There's nothing that goes with something special just for me, you know? Yeah, I don't think they have chase bikers.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have. Well, this week at Wells Fargo. It's very fine organization. I have an account there. Let's move forward. In any event, if you get one of those texts, I as you know, I am in favor of cruel and unusual punishment.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see when they catch some of these guys that are doing this I would like to see them burned at the stake on a Friday night on national tv. I'll light the fire. I'm ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what do you want them.

[Tom Griswold]

Burned at the stake for on Friday nights? Friday night. Light them up. For these people scamming especially they're scamming elderly people and telling them we're going to turn off your electricity this afternoon if you don't pay.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Really isn't scum.

[Chick McGee]

I've gotten all sorts of things that look absolutely legitimate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well there's in fact frightening. You and I both have had the same one. It looks like it's trying to protect you from.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

These making sense here otherwise says be careful watch out for these scam artists and. But they're scam artists. Yep, yep. Again, public execution by fire while they're alive. That's. That's cooler than usual. Good, good. Let's get rid of them now it's time.

[Chick McGee]

Set them on fire is what.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. They can wear fireproof Pajamas. It'll just make them melt and get hotter.

[Christy Lee]

Now, 100 practical skills you should know before you're or if you're 18.

[Chick McGee]

Are they listed in order of importance?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think. No, I don't think so. There is recent.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the woman's name?

[Christy Lee]

It's. Her name is Catherine Johnson Matinko. And I did find one John that actually had an app word in it. So you take public transportation and use a ride sharing app. So there you go. That's pretty correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So you should be able to do that when you're 18. I see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my style. 18 year olds know how to use Uber, believe me.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But you have a song or do you want me to go through all these before? Because we're going. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

My song works right with us.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one that's going to make you real happy. Reading a paper map.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you should know how to do.

[Christy Lee]

Why should you need to read a paper map?

[Chick McGee]

There's no need for that.

[Tom Griswold]

In case.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, your cell service could go out.

[Christy Lee]

But do you have a map in your car?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Do you guys remember when map quest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Was so magical.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And you'd print. You have to print out all the.

[Pat Godwin]

Way to the right and almost kill yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever. You're online and they post a map and you go to blow it up a little bit and it's. It, it gets really fuzzy. It's bigger. Because they don't have the right definition set up on there. Yeah. Now do you know how to fold a map, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to think. The last time I ever even had a map open. Yes. I can fold a map because they fold it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a different way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. In, out, in, out, in, out.

[Chick McGee]

And then remember the street indexes, the big thick.

[Christy Lee]

Especially in la.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember trip tickets from.

[Christy Lee]

I want to say still does a triptych.

[Chick McGee]

I bought one when I moved to San Diego. I think I got a street index.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's important to be able to read a map.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Particularly when you know when things happen and you have to get your go bag and take off.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You need to that silverware and get out of town.

[Chick McGee]

How far? Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

You want to be off the grid, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're going to be off the grid because they're going to turn off the Internet and you're going to be screwed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What about the. Can you orient yourself? Myself Using geographical.

[Chick McGee]

Landmarks.

[Christy Lee]

Landmarks.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the answer is north south, east, west, Barely. It depends.

[Chick McGee]

I have the worst sense of direction of any human being.

[Christy Lee]

So does Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we are kindred spirits.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Andy, if you're going to jump the cliffs that way.

[Chick McGee]

We spent most of the time in Aruba. Now, which way are we facing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we going east.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's sons setting, set sitting, so it must be over there. That's the west. And.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't you love it when you're. Your GPS goes head east. I. I don't know which way is east. Tell me, right or left?

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't your mirror have a compass on it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have to go to a setting on my.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say. Did you say head east?

[Christy Lee]

There's never been any reason.

[Tom Griswold]

And are those the guys that. Didn't those guys write the jingle for, you know, O'Reilly Auto Parts?

[Chick McGee]

I think they did.

[Tom Griswold]

O'Reilly Auto Parts, I think. Is that the. There's some connection there.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a great band, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That song is incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Flat as a pancake, man.

[Josh Arnold]

The COVID had pancakes.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. They thought they showed that to everybody and everybody said, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're talking about this list from Katherine Johnson. Is it pronounced Martinko?

[Christy Lee]

Matinco Martinko.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a terrific article she wrote that had, I think like the top 10 or something.

[Chick McGee]

It's Katie Jo.

[Christy Lee]

This is an important one. Making a bed properly. I get this. Yeah. And I still don't know how to fold a fitted sheet. Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

I don't make my bed.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't make your bed.

[Chick McGee]

I don't ever make my bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You don't wash your sheets.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have a question. No, let's just say you're out doing something and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're. I see what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

The lady. Lady washes my bed.

[Christy Lee]

A lady?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a professional lady. Not a prostitute, but a maid. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's both, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. I love this era. Synthesizer sound.

[Chick McGee]

It was in its infancy, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

They really used it well.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right to the groove.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

It really is.

[Tom Griswold]

And the knocking.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

This is one of the songs that never sounds old.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a cowbell? What is that? Is that a cowbell or a drum? I think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It just rocks.

[Chick McGee]

More cowbell. Yeah, we know. More cowbell. Yeah. Seven more seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Come on. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they got the organ in there. The regular organ in there. Yeah, they got it. They got it. That's got, it's got the synth in the beginning, then they cut stuff out.

[Chick McGee]

Hetty's from St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Like the lead singer taught at St. Louis University for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to find it. But the O'Reilly.

[Christy Lee]

I've got it right here. The Interweb says John Dillon is a founding member of the Ozark Mountain Daredevil.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

From Springfield, Missouri. But he, he was tapped to do the O'Reilly jingles.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm excited. O'Reilly's out of Springfield, Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, I'd heard both those things, but that's good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have everything 18 year olds should do and everything a 60 year old man should know how to do. Oh, oh, all right, I'll give you a real quick example. Own at least four pairs of cargo pants, all identical.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Every 60 year old, maybe. Yes. Fall asleep in a recliner while holding a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I've never done that.

[Chick McGee]

I've never held the sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, such a clutch kick up, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

I was worried we'd bring back the same team.

[Chick McGee]

I meant those Blackout motorized shades. Blinds.com made it crazy affordable to replace our old blinds. Hard to install.

[Ace Cosby]

No, the easy.

[Chick McGee]

I installed these and then got some for my mom, too.

[Ace Cosby]

She talked to a design consultant for.

[Chick McGee]

Free and scheduled a professional measure and install hall of fame son.

[Tom Griswold]

They're the number one online retailer of.

[Chick McGee]

Custom window coverings in the world. Blinds.com is the goat.

[Ace Cosby]

The goat.

[Christy Lee]

Save up to 50% with minimum purchase at blinds.com Rules and restrictions may apply.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, how you doing? You all right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Chick McGee]

Need anything?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Coffee Dub.

[Chick McGee]

You let me know. Let me know. Where's Josh Arnold?

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And Tom is standing and sorting and.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm okay. I'm over here now.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you keep your stuff so far away?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wait a minute. Let's see. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 different contraptions to hold papers and or monitors.

[Tom Griswold]

An array of information that I need to pass along.

[Chick McGee]

You would Think if all of that help there, you would do better, don't you think?

[Pat Godwin]

All these tools.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good thing we aren't real professional broadcast or this. We wouldn't be able to. Josh, what. What can you see over there from your vantage point?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a very important piece of paper over there discussing carb day in the Indy 500.

[Chick McGee]

It's up front and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just in case you need to.

[Christy Lee]

What, three weeks ago?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up on two and a half. Three weeks ago.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a special spot. The next thing of that sort that comes up will go over there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so. But. But you have it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's also one that has a lot of inner. That has a lot of information for an interview he did three days ago.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you throw that stuff away?

[Tom Griswold]

This is my. This is on its way to the garbage.

[Christy Lee]

It starts over here and works its way.

[Chick McGee]

You know, a feature that we used to do. And I kind of miss. I don't know if Christy would join me in these thoughts, but you used to keep emails for an ungodly amount of time. Time. And you would go to the bottom of the email stack and we'd play requests and I. Do you have any emails over there now?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I got a stack over here. You want me to look?

[Chick McGee]

Well, just go deep dive and if nothing else, we'll see how long ago, if it was the Johnson administration, when you were sent the. The correspondence.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a question for Patasnik.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't too bad.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Date, March 7, 2024.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Almost a year and a half.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

All right. At least. Okay. Josh is still on the show. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

First time listener, longtime caller. He was obviously making it. I've never read this before, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, we'll see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from a guy named Brad Brent. He is a police officer in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he is. Is he a copper? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

He's. Josh was complaining about something called air patrol.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I still will complain about it.

[Chick McGee]

I got one of those warning tickets from Air Patrol.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, josh, it's a real thing. We clock your speed from a helicopter.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw no helicopter, heard no helicopter.

[Chick McGee]

But it's like Francis Gary Powers. It flies so high.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the time you were with me?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I was driving, but this wasn't Iowa. And hey, we got you from the sky. And there was the one time, because normally I'm very polite and it was the one time I would go, yeah, I'm gonna need to see proof.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy writes, I could guess there's a reason you stood out to the aircraft. Referring to Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he, he writes, this is Delta 1,9 Niner traveling in 140 knots. There's a minivan down there matching our speed. Minivan. He's got you in a minivan. And you didn't want me to save this letter? If you have any more fuzzy questions for cops, let me know, all right? My dad raised me listening to you guys. I'm 34, okay?

[Chick McGee]

We, I appreciate second third generation people listening, but it's really making all of my joints ache.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, if I don't listen to you guys, it's as bad as not having my morning coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you, Brent.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Officer Brent. That's why I saved this meme.

[Chick McGee]

Brent, go get bent. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and I have a follow up from Grant's mom, Valerie. She sent me an email.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Grant, the one, he's a five.

[Tom Griswold]

Year old, must be a dj.

[Christy Lee]

And today's his birthday and she sent us an email saying, good. She actually asked for some stuff. We're gonna. Jess is on that. She's gonna send him some stuff. But we talked about him on the radio and so I'd sent her an email and I said, if you weren't up yet, you know, go to YouTube. YouTube. Christy just showed Grant the YouTube clip and he was in total shock. And of course I cried. Thank you for taking the time guys to read our note. It made our year well.

[Chick McGee]

How nice.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that sweet?

[Tom Griswold]

Five year old Grant. Good for him.

[Christy Lee]

And Grant loves us so much, he wants to become a dj.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's his. How's his show gonna go? Check. Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. How you doing, Bob? Let's check in with Josh over there. How's everything over there, Josh? I have.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't perfected that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Grant's gonna get a little bit of a wise guy. Hey, mom. How's it going there, Mom?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's going great, Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for before you make those pancakes. And by the way, yesterday they were a little too thick. I like them a little thinner, mama. We got the weather coming up in.

[Christy Lee]

The tens in Ohio today.

[Chick McGee]

Brought to you by Betty Crocker.

[Pat Godwin]

Betty Crocker, can you ask to be. Grant's going to be at school. The teacher's going to ask him, how you doing? He's going to say, dragon balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask, email or pack and find out what Grant's favorite songs are. I want to see if he's a classic rock guy.

[Chick McGee]

I got Grant. You're five years old. All downhill from here, buddy. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to think of all the great stuff he's going to get to discover. Pink Floyd, the Doors, the Beatles. Wondering once again, once again down vulgar road with Josh. I try my best.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll bet It'll be about 1560.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's just move on.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh Arnold anchors America's Youth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, Christy, we have our list that. I'm. I'm really enjoying this. This is once again everything A. Or what is it? 18 year old. 18 year old should know from practical life skills. Katherine Johnson Martinko wrote this great article. Yes, sorry, Catherine, if I get your name wrong.

[Christy Lee]

There's an important one. Consuming alcohol safely and helping a friend who's had too much to drink when they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure, if you're 18. Also, it's very important to know how to get a fake id.

[Chick McGee]

Well, as long as they don't throw up in my car, I'm fine.

[Christy Lee]

Ordering from a menu with confidence and tipping appropriately.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and tipping is getting very confusing.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say I was. Oh, I bet I was 30 before I turned tipped.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we grew up. We didn't go to restaurants where you.

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't get.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Restaurant. Yeah, I didn't get that whole process. Nope, I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

I get you doing simple mental math, calculating change gratuities without relying on a calculator.

[Chick McGee]

I'm amazing with those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why if you start at 20%, that's really easy.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's an easy math problem. And then you give them a little extra.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I always run up and hopefully.

[Chick McGee]

It'S close to 25, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Roundup.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, that's. That. I can actually do that math, too, Kind of. Yeah. But then you just. You got to remember, ballpark, you don't want to tip $4.12.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I heard a good rule of thumb, and I don't know exactly what the percentage ends up being, but you move the decimal point of the total one spot to the left, and then you double that. So let's say it's $110.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You move the decimal point to where it's $11, you double $11. 22. 22 bucks would be the tip on $110.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. That's 20%.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's an easy way to remember there are Also minimums, et cetera, et cetera.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Filing your taxes and understanding deductions.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not. Not impossible.

[Christy Lee]

That is impossible. I don't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do that now. It's. They've made the tax code so ridiculously impossible.

[Christy Lee]

How old? Sophie? 22. She did hers this year for the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time.

[Christy Lee]

And she called. She was on the phone for an hour with Andy. I mean, it was really complicated. Yeah, she's a.

[Chick McGee]

Her daughter. She called the office. Her daughter's just like her damn mom. Never stops talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Of course, I didn't tell her that I fudged her mom. So she ends up in prison. I'm here alone.

[Christy Lee]

Andy does not do our taxes.

[Chick McGee]

And by fudged her mom. I don't mean fudged her mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what made me worried, too.

[Chick McGee]

Allow me to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Here's an important one. And this is something that should be taught way before you're 18. Saying hello, making eye contact, and interacting with strangers in a public place, or when you're introduced to someone. Just being civil to a person. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These are things. Treat adults like adults now, once again, for. I've come up with my own list of things you should know when you're a man of a certain age, you should. And complain about gas prices even if you no longer drive.

[Christy Lee]

My stepfather was the worst. He would drive out of his way to save 3 cents a gallon. You know, I'm not gonna get that money from me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's something I've never looked at.

[Josh Arnold]

How about comment on weather that's more than 100 miles from you? Oh, that happens a lot. I'm sure glad I'm not in the Northeast today.

[Tom Griswold]

My aunt did that at all times.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? No matter where you're going or what you're doing, when you get there, you talk about the route you took. You know what we did? We brought 70 down.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you should have taken 52.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, 52. That's always. Well, here's.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one that we all do when you're. When you're. Is complain about the thermostat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have a problem.

[Pat Godwin]

An issue here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's either hot or cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Of read billboards out loud.

[Chick McGee]

I used to do that when I. When I first started driving. I would, but I talk like Grant's going to talk when he gets in the radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were practicing. In a way.

[Chick McGee]

I was practicing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I do it only when I'm with Greg Warren because it drives him so bananas.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's that Billy Crystal movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what he referenced. He go, you're like that guy, that Billy Crystal.

[Chick McGee]

William Hickey. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I haven't seen that.

[Chick McGee]

He talks like this movie. And muffler service, 24 hours to prove you're old.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever say say out loud now this is real music.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I hear you saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

I say it all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what else I like to say is when you see a car in front of you that has one of those license plate borders of the dealership frame. Yeah, yeah. I'll go. Oh, well, looks like Kessler Ford sold another one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Old man Kessler. He did pret. He sure he's proud of his car. He sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we'll continue with our list coming up. We're gonna get that song out of you, Patty. I'm ready to go right now. I want to remind you that the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show is Java House.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope I didn't. The official coffee.

[Chick McGee]

I think you did that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Coffee. No coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. But I drink some of my. This is tea, by the way. That'll help. By the way, we have a great story coming up about the importance of coffee, ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do. And we have Grant's favorite song coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the mom and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good morning. Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Good, Good morning.

[Christy Lee]

Good day. Good day. I changed it.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Well, I hope one of the affiliates don't start speaking German. I have to start talking German and we're all in trouble. Yeah, Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. We gotta catch up with a couple things. Year now we wished happy birthday to Grant. What is he, five or six?

[Christy Lee]

He's, he turned five today.

[Tom Griswold]

Grant, he wants to grow up to be a dj.

[Chick McGee]

Grant wants more?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, but he, I, I asked, I asked Christy to correspond with Grant's mom because Valerie, he, he, he wants to be a DJ because he likes our show and I was just kind of curious what kind of music he was into and you got the answer.

[Christy Lee]

I do have the answer. She said anything from Here Come the Mummies but especially Wiener man is his absolute favorite song. And if we're talking like, I guess, other music. He's an old soul, loves Iron man and Low Rider.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are both great for that ass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about Cisco Kids? Cisco Kids, that's a good song. Was a friend of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

How about, how about the one I. I know you're not a big fan, but I am Eric Burden.

[Josh Arnold]

Spill the Wine.

[Tom Griswold]

Spill the wine.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I love that. I love that girl. Because that song starts out with my favorite. I was Walking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Didn't war also do why can't we be Friends? Yeah, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all great. We got to turn this little billboard, different too.

[Christy Lee]

Why can't we be friends? Sounds nothing like Low Rider.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he likes hello, Muda. Hello, Father. It's probably no, considering you know what everybody likes.

[Chick McGee]

He must be a victim of reincarnation if he likes hello Mother, hello, Father.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you. He's probably too young for that one. But he will like Papa Umau MAU by the Rivingtons.

[Josh Arnold]

What five year old boy wouldn't love that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. What can we write her back saying? Play Papa Umau MAU for him. It's by the Rivingtons.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we gonna play the song he wants?

[Chick McGee]

I feel like a killjoy. But you know, there are many other people listening other than Grant. You know that, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not only that, but the kid requested something and Tom goes, well, how about this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, he was Wiener Man.

[Tom Griswold]

He's five years old. What the hell does he know? No, he doesn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Cut my dankly off, put it in the sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's move forward and then we'll get.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get back to the Wiener Man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna eat my own quack if you don't be quiet.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear Pat sing a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, while he gets ready. This always takes 10 minutes. Pat, will you get ready? I gotta read this. I gotta read this letter. This comes to us from Don.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Don.

[Tom Griswold]

Unusual intro. He goes, hey, bag sniffers. Not sure how to take that.

[Josh Arnold]

Snorting balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he says, oh, that's what he means. Now I can't read the rest of it.

[Chick McGee]

If you're cool, if you cool, you send us an email. The only way you can send a message that you're cool without sending a message is just say, dear Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he says, while you were talking about the greatest band ever, the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. They're still touring after 52 years. Try their gin. Josh, you'll like this. It's made from Missouri botanicals and it's the best. Oh, all right. Well, thank you, Don.

[Christy Lee]

Make a French 75 with it this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Ozark Mountain Daredevils had a couple great songs.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to get to heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

That has the best harmonica solo. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they do Jackie Blue?

[Chick McGee]

What did you just say?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say about what?

[Christy Lee]

I said, I will make a French 75 with that this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Can you. Can you do me a favor? Yeah, get in the program. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

What's drinking French 75?

[Pat Godwin]

Fancy martini.

[Christy Lee]

Right. No. Well, it's gin Prosecco and that's too much liquor. Club soda.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only way I can function. If she makes me drink some lemon. Drunker I am, the better people.

[Christy Lee]

With simple syrup in it. I don't care for that.

[Chick McGee]

You're hear that? That's all 24 hours a day at my house. Well, her house. It's been made clear.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's our house now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The topic is things everyone should know by the time they're 18. And we've had a couple good examples. Things, you know, I'd like to be able to drive a stick shift.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a good one. Packing a suitcase efficiently, taking no more than necessary.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

That's always overpack.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Not me.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely not me.

[Pat Godwin]

I can.

[Christy Lee]

I can carry on and go to Europe. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

And now some of these things we've learned that YouTube can be quite a help, right?

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh. This one I don't think I could do. Cut up a whole chicken into pieces.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what is that? Spatchcock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Spatchcock's when you crush it down with a.

[Chick McGee]

With a cement block. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Cleaning a fish. I can't do that either.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, why does Everybody, when they're 18, have to do that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What about scaling a fish? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. You got a song about things you have to do at 18?

[Pat Godwin]

By coincidence, I do. And it's one of the things that we've recorded for the new new album.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

And it goes something. It goes exactly like this. I didn't know how to fix a flats, but I do now. I couldn't tie a tie. No one taught me that. But I learned somehow. My father was a teacher, ironically. But he dropped the ball when it came to me. I'm learning life lessons digitally. YouTube's my new dad.

[Christy Lee]

YouTube.

[Pat Godwin]

YouTube's my new dad. You wanna know how to grill a steak? Watch a YouTube video. I'd ask my dad, but he went out for cigarettes 20 years ago. My YouTube dad doesn't drink or smoke and teaches me how to tell bad dad jokes. I can ride a bike now and fix my spokes. YouTube's my new dad. Oh, YouTube's my new dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Better than the one I had. Oh, YouTube's my new dad. When it comes to the birds and bees. How to arouse, tickle and tease, where to touch and how to pornhub works for these over. YouTube's my new day. YouTube's my new dad.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Patty G. Pat's latest album is called Hotel Pool and your Dry Bar Special be out shortly. And did you get a title yet?

[Pat Godwin]

I think we're down to two rated Patty G and Steal My Identity.

[Tom Griswold]

Steal My Identity? Drop it. Hello, hello, hello. If you're just joining us, this is the Bomb and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Still reviewing. I really like this topic. Things you're supposed to know by the time you're 18. Any more good ones?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Pat mentioned these. Change a tire. Of course. Tie a tie. That's on here.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you tie a tie, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I've never tried tying a bow tie, but I can. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

There are lots of shortcuts of tying a tie. It looks really cool. I haven't tried it yet on there. Yeah. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

So a button back on. Can you all do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't anymore. I used to be able to.

[Christy Lee]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

How do you lose the talent to.

[Josh Arnold]

I really do feel like if really in Helmec, we had to do it and I learned and I don't feel like I could do it now. Oh, maybe I could.

[Chick McGee]

I've got one of those little tomatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My needles.

[Pat Godwin]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That's important.

[Chick McGee]

On a rainy Sunday afternoon, I'll just sew. I sew the dog's sweaters.

[Christy Lee]

It does say contact a tailor or seamstress for more major repairs.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not necessary.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on a simplicity pattern right now just to die for.

[Christy Lee]

That is very funny. That is very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't got that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's me.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Perform CPR or the Heimlich. That's very important.

[Tom Griswold]

One of our guys, Mike, like Mark.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Save somebody just recently, like two weeks ago. I'm like the guy in a restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Well, anybody could say that.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no video proof of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I hope that Josh is turning purple before someone comes up. Hey, I got a Heimlich. You know you're faking it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you talk a renowned liar on our staff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Every 18 year old should be able to do laundry, read laundry labels, know when to hand wash, wash iron, fold.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, can you do laundry trap?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I have a washer that I've sort of figured out. I don't. Yeah, I put the whites in the hot and I use the cold for the colors.

[Chick McGee]

How do you. But you do do laundry.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure you're fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Washer and dryer there.

[Tom Griswold]

You use it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I Prefer to go down to the shirt place. Zips. Here in town, it's called Zips.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Second.

[Christy Lee]

You take your laundry to a place and they do it for you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I prefer that.

[Chick McGee]

It's called Zips. You take. You dump a load in. Is that what you do down at Zips?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

See.

[Tom Griswold]

You talk about a liar. Of course, he doesn't do his own laundry. No, I think he does.

[Pat Godwin]

Why do socks and pants?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sock.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Do your towels.

[Tom Griswold]

Learned that when you were 40.

[Chick McGee]

I meant to tell you guys this.

[Pat Godwin]

Zips is more than just a dry cleaner.

[Chick McGee]

The big. The big occurrence out of going to Aruba.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the hotel room had an amazing iron. I couldn't believe it. Wow. I immediately ordered an exact copy on Amazon and I got it a couple days ago. This thing is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

What makes it so cool?

[Chick McGee]

It's just light. It keeps temperature. I had an iron that if you held. If it didn't hold your mouth right, it would slip off of linen and cotton and hold your mouth right.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a mess.

[Chick McGee]

It was just.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a real important tip.

[Chick McGee]

I got a great iron now, man. Hotel irons, nice and light.

[Tom Griswold]

I like. I like to use them. But if you're using them, do try them out on a towel first in.

[Christy Lee]

Case there's rust or something on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever done the thing you take? You press that steam spray button, all of a sudden you've got this imprint on your white shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It looks like a Japanese flag.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the day of my comedy special, I burned my state shirt.

[Christy Lee]

You did?

[Pat Godwin]

On a hotel app.

[Josh Arnold]

Iron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The kind of fabric. It was too hot. Big hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, once again, more things you're supposed to know by the time you're 18.

[Christy Lee]

What else do we want? Oh, this is one we were talking about with just the other day. Coil an extension cord or a long rope properly. Because there is a way to do that.

[Chick McGee]

There are. There are handymen who lose their minds.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't. Actual real men construction. If you don't do that correctly, they get really, really upset.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're gonna loosen the plug in it. They're gonna have to do her again crap like that.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're on a sailboat, you've got to make sure your lines are clean naturally. Yeah, yeah, same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you could trip and life and death on a sailboat.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Check your oil and wiper fluid levels. Top off as needed.

[Tom Griswold]

That's important.

[Christy Lee]

Get an Oil change and change your wipers. I don't change my well wipers.

[Chick McGee]

I can change my wife. I found out on YouTube how to change my wipers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're right. Create a simple menu plan. Grocery list. Nope, you can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't write a grocery list.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not really.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I make for dinner? Lunch. It's a. It's a phone call. It's an app.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Write a proper thank you card. That is an art. That's going away.

[Chick McGee]

I told you that. That was one I was joking about, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

And here we are.

[Christy Lee]

Pitch in. Doing dishes after a meal at someone's home.

[Josh Arnold]

Screw you. You have the invited me. You do the deal.

[Chick McGee]

No, but if they're doing dishes, I can go in their bathroom and go through their medicine cabinet. Let's see what I need.

[Josh Arnold]

This is, like, straight out of how to Make Friends and Influence People.

[Pat Godwin]

This is so old school.

[Christy Lee]

Unclog toilets and drains.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, unless you're at someone else's house, then you leave that for them. Right, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. You invited me over. I take a dump and ruin your toilet. You clean it up.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

This is how good your food will.

[Pat Godwin]

Never leave a man.

[Chick McGee]

Come out of the bathroom and you point your thumb and you go, I wrecked that place in there. Good luck.

[Christy Lee]

There's one. That's really stupid. Pack a lunch. Who can't pack a lunch?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't pack a lunch. My mom packed my lunch.

[Chick McGee]

I will never pack lunch again. Because I had to when I was in school, and I was embarrassed every day because everybody else bought them lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and I had to steal money from old people before I could get lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

I was on the free lunch program. Talk about being bullied. Hey, why are you bullying? I'm already very poor, and now you're gonna make fun of me for it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Josh, can I take you out to lunch today?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

We can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

So the way the program worked, they would let everyone know that you had.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to pull out a. It was a punch card. So I had to have. I carry it with me. And I had to hand it to them, and they made it, you know, subtle. It was bright neon or.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a DUI license plate from Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one for you, Josh. Read a challenging book, cover to cover.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done it.

[Christy Lee]

I've done it.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the most challenging book you've read?

[Christy Lee]

Probably Anna Karena.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a Tough one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't even say it.

[Pat Godwin]

Challenging. You can't say the title.

[Christy Lee]

I was so disappointed with that book.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God. What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

It was supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to talk about this.

[Christy Lee]

My life. And it was not that challenging. But, I mean, maybe you should have.

[Tom Griswold]

Tried reading it in English.

[Josh Arnold]

The original Russians. Real talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She was a. All these backwards letters. What the hell is going on here?

[Christy Lee]

Get on a plane, train, or bus and go somewhere on your own.

[Chick McGee]

Her name was Ann. Karen. But she. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things I don't think is on this list. This is not a joke. Someone told me that by the time a kid goes to college, you should be able to leave them in your house. House. And leave for a week. And when you come back, the house is still intact.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course, that doesn't happen.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing. I'm just going to guess, but I don't think Tom ever had that happen. That's just a shot in the dark.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Party at the Griswold. I can't go into too much detail, but it's interesting, the number of times I've met the police. Oh, hi, Tom. We got a call. Yeah, I've been there.

[Christy Lee]

And then the last one we'll do is turn off all plumbing and electrical breakers.

[Chick McGee]

The only way I know how to do that. I don't know where my water shut off is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm surprised.

[Chick McGee]

I know where my. I can shut it off at the water softener.

[Christy Lee]

We did not either. We had to have handyman Mike come over last weekend to show us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta know where that is. And you've got to know.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's out at the curb.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the boxes are.

[Christy Lee]

Curb.

[Chick McGee]

Out to the curb. Whoa. I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The water shut off. That's really important.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people. It's outside, they have to have this big key thing and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you gotta. Yeah. You got to know where the sump pump. If you have a. If depending on where you live or your house is, like, all that stuff. Yeah. Walk through.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a lot. There are a lot more, but we've.

[Tom Griswold]

This is fun. And then there's also a list for, you know, old people do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's very important when you reach the age of 50 that you have a drink drawer that has a series of old cell phones that no longer work and the chargers and iPads.

[Christy Lee]

And laptops and, you know how many iPads.

[Chick McGee]

MacBooks or whatever. Laptops. IPads that do you old phones do you have in drawer somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

I have them in a box now because we just moved and it's in a tote that's like this deep in this. I don't know what to do with them.

[Chick McGee]

I Bet I have 2, 10 of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Mix and match. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How many old routers do you have in a box?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do, I do utilize. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Oh, I was.

[Chick McGee]

I had to go through like two or three routers for like, got one I liked. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is really fun. I'm doing this a lot.

[Christy Lee]

We have a lot more.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what else is coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

We have a British Airways flight attendant loses it in business class.

[Chick McGee]

Blimey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe we don't have this story every day. Flight attendant loses. You know what mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

This one was working.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a really good one, right?

[Christy Lee]

A gender reveal at 30,000ft. Oh, and the man.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, take a look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

I think gender reveal, gender. Gender reveals are now illegal.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You have to let the kid decide when they're seven.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you how to unclog a drain when I come back. The best unclogged drain liquid that I found. History of the world. It's. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Gasoline.

[Chick McGee]

I stand by it. Well, gasoline, you need a empty beer bottle, gasoline and a rag. And you can unclog. You can unclog anything in two seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a Russian technique, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to have, you want to have one of those long lighters, though?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That way, that's key. That way you can clear you. That way you can clear the door when the explosion blows you out of the bathroom. That seems like a pro tip, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Michael Rosenbaum. I am Tom Welling.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to Talk Bill where it's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

To talk about Smallville.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars.

[Chick McGee]

Are you liking the direction Lois is going in? Yeah, cuz I'm getting more screen time. Good.

[Ace Cosby]

But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all feel like there.

[Chick McGee]

Was a scene missing here.

[Ace Cosby]

You got me, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's revisit it. Let's look at it.

[Chick McGee]

See what we remember. See what we remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I had never been around anything like that before.

[Chick McGee]

I mean it was so fun. Talk ville Talk Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's get into it. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And Tom, I believe we have a special guest. He's right there on the video screen.

[Tom Griswold]

He is joining us with a feature that we call news we failed to mention. It's Jeffrey Askay.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, that's Ed Septic.

[Ace Cosby]

I gave Jeff, the day off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he's been working hard so I gave him the day off. I am Ed Septic of ED Septic Plummet and Supply. I was wondering if you guys could do me a favor today. I gotta give a graduation commencement speech this weekend. I wanted to run over it for my niece Tanya. I wanted to run over, get, get your guys opinion, see if you like it or if I should change some stuff. So to my esteemed colleagues and high school graduates, my name is Ed Septic of ED Septics Plumbing and Supply. You may not know who I am, but I probably sucked out your septic at one time. Being that I am the number two septic company in the tri state area, I keep it Gucci. Oh, I'm throwing in some slang for the kids.

[Chick McGee]

Real nice.

[Ace Cosby]

As you set forth upon your journey, I'd like to impart a few turds of wisdom that I've learned over the past 59 years. Bro, graduates take what I say with a grain of sand. For who am I but a simple plumber who won't bang your dad's wife? I mean if that's what your dad's into, we, we could work out at extra cost. Never mind, I'm going to keep it real AF with you class. As I look upon this class, I see future doctors, future lawyers, future crooks, future crook doctors and crook lawyers. I see future mothers and fathers and unfortunately I see a few current mothers and fathers as well. And yes, I'm talking to you, Tanya and Jamie. I told you that rhythm method don't work. Now I'm from a table time where if a gal got knocked up in high school she'd be expelled. The baby daddy, of course could stay because how you gonna win a state championship without your star quarterback who knocked up your sophomore? Never mind. I'm not saying they were better times, just different times. I'm just saying Tanya, be grateful they're letting you walk today. You ch. It's okay. She's my niece, I can say that. Sorry, I got off topic. Bob and Tom. I, I. There was a horrible thing last night at the Indian restaurant down at 4th and Deli. I was up to my elbows and curry and feces. It was horrible. So I'll be honest, I'm winging some of this. But as the kids say, let me cook. Anyways, some of you are headed off to college so you can start a life heavily, heavily, heavily in debt. I'll give you a hint. I've applied for lots of jobs over the years. Not One has made me prove I graduated from college. No, Captain. I mean, keep it within reason on your resume. Don't say you went to Columbia or some douchey school like that. Make it believable. Some of you, like me, will go into the trades. I'll be honest, if you don't mind dealing with feces on a daily basis, this isn't a bad occupation. It pays hella good. I own three jet skis, his and her mopeds, and a backyard trampoline.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't mean to brag, but I can go to afford to go to Applebee's. Yeah, twice a month. Me and my little old lady are eating good in the neighborhood. Once again, the only negative, the feces. As you go forth, I want you to be aware there are many paths to choose. You may have never even considered being a plumber before this moment. Not to be sus, but. Ladies, I'm talking to you. The plumbing industry currently has a huge chick shortage. Oh, no, Cap. We're always looking to hire a few good broads, so keep that in mind. If you can handle a snake, we can handle working with a chick. Finally.

[Chick McGee]

Some.

[Ace Cosby]

Finally. And plus, I finally get to see some plumbers crack that ain't got lint stuck in the hair. Anyways, like my great, great granddaddy always say, plumbing is a noble profession. An honorable profession, if you don't mind the feces. Anyway, I'll leave you kids today with these words of wisdom. Try to impart them into your lives. And as you move forward on your journey to tomorrow, as the great Theodore Franklin, plumber, so eloquently put it, plunge softly and carry a long snake, and you will unclog. Go for it, graduates. Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds good to us, Ed. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You think that'll work? All right, you guys have a good day. Bob and John.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Cap.

[Josh Arnold]

Very inspiring.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. Let's squeeze in today in history, shall we?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do a abbreviated version.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for three. We're going to squeeze it in an abbreviated version. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Walter Chrysler founded the Chrysler Corporation.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Egomaniac in 1925. By the way, the Chrysler Building is up for sale again.

[Christy Lee]

It is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One of the most beautiful buildings in New York City.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want to pitch in?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I have enough. I got to count my money jar.

[Chick McGee]

Could they. Could they use, like, a timeshare? Could you turn it into a timeshare? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The final episode of the Ed Sullivan show aired on this date in 71 1. Most famous, of course, for the Beatles live debut on tv. The Beatles were first on television on Jack Parr. Jack was way ahead of his filmed. Yeah. And Ed Sullivan, very awkward as a host. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not TV friendly.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It looked like, you know, hideous.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the opposite of Ryan Seacrest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But had great, great.

[Chick McGee]

It's a shame that I always think of Ed Sullivan and I always wonder why. Did you anyone write a wonderful song about being on the other Sullivan?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like in Bye Bye Birdie?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna be on Ed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

David Bowie releases the Rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust on this date in 72. And he released the album. He didn't drop it. So those days, if you dropped it, it might break. Yes, Christy. Sex in the City premiered on HBO in 1998.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I kind of missed that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I watched. I watched all of it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what the new installment of that series is called?

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a new name and just like that. Oh, why would they drop the brand? I don't have a copyright issue.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Robert England.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Freddy Krueger, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Spelled with a U. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How would you spell Kruger?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know? I mean, England is with a U, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Instead of an A.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. And then don't you have one of his claws, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a Freddy glove. Yes. It was not worn by Robert England or anything, but yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have the blades on it and everything?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously, how much. If you could make a guess, how much would one cost that Robert England actually wore in movies?

[Josh Arnold]

Good gosh. Thousands.

[Chick McGee]

Six figures.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe not six figures, but.

[Chick McGee]

But up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And lastly, a couple more. My favorite actor, Paul Giamatti, born in 1967.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my favorite actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Sideways. The holdovers, if they ever make a movie about this show. Yeah, I think Paul Giamatti could play Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be a great. We did a side by side once and it was pretty good. He's gonna play Art Bell.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great choice.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I'm looking very much looking forward to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And lastly, someone might get this. Happy birthday. Matthew Schaefer and anyone.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Schaefer.

[Chick McGee]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace has had lunch with him. You have Uncle Cracker.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've got a. I just called him Un.

[Pat Godwin]

Un, Un.

[Christy Lee]

I have a picture. I inter. Intro him at a concert once. For the Toyota Corporation.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd you just call him Ankh? Why didn't you call him Cracker?

[Christy Lee]

Nice guy. He was.

[Josh Arnold]

Very meeting you in a restaurant, you just stand up, cracker. Hey, crack 80 people.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn around, Cracker.

[Chick McGee]

Please. Over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's Aunt Whitey?

[Chick McGee]

Always one step too far.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area at Bob and Tom. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Psylac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lieb. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

May I share some texts? Coming up here from my brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's these comments. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. There's Tom Griswold. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have, my brother? We. We have the Arnold brothers. T text. What do they call that group Text. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

And Joe, Joe, Joe, Joey Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

Joey Wednesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Last night he texted how do I fix a water heater when the pilot light will not stay with a flame? That's what he wrote. Oh, my brother Jeff replied, turn gas all the way up for two days, then shoot firework into house. These are the of helpful.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

See, being an only child, that's the kind of stuff that I.

[Tom Griswold]

You miss.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like I. I was left out on.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not helpful at all.

[Chick McGee]

Shoot firework in the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good. Now it's time to switch gears and head over that way. That's the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. That I'm sorry. Go ahead. Silac Insurance news desk. Yes, but that seems like something you should be able to do by when you're 18 is to work repair. Not repair, repair, but keep a pilot light lit in your water heater. I can't do that. Can you do that?

[Christy Lee]

I can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm freaked out by the water heater.

[Christy Lee]

I'm freaked out by natural gas. I go, I jump when I turn my stove on now because I have a gas cooktop.

[Chick McGee]

Constantly. She's just terrified of everything. She's kind of scary. What happens? Yeah, what if I burst into flames?

[Tom Griswold]

Just cuz you're. Just cuz you're lying down with your head in the stove.

[Chick McGee]

Longing for the relief that death will bring.

[Tom Griswold]

You should be able to know what it means when you smell natural gas in your house. Yes, that'd be important. To know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Call someone immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we were going over a list of things you're supposed to know when you're 18. I think we have a library card run its course.

[Chick McGee]

People have a library card now.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. I don't have a library card.

[Christy Lee]

I do, but can you. Well, I don't think I can use the library anymore because I moved out of the.

[Josh Arnold]

I just masturbated home.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh. I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

That is free Internet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Signs that you're. That you've learned things by the time you're 50.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so these are things every 50 year old plus should know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That you're not supposed to refer to your coffee as rocket fuel.

[Chick McGee]

You're not supposed to say, pull my finger. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

One of those how constantly say, they don't build them like this anymore. Refer to your knees as the twins.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard that. The twins are acting up today.

[Chick McGee]

How about when did those people. People could be able to do that 50 year old thing. That's not me.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Take great pride in guessing what year certain movies came out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like we all do that.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

You know what Josh has done to me on several occasions and he doesn't even know. It just hurts my feelings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Cuts me to the quick. He'll say something like, hey, did you see Jaws in the theater?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't occur to me that that could be considered a negative question at all.

[Chick McGee]

What did you do when the Godfather came out?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just, you know, me, I'm a student of.

[Chick McGee]

You're a stooge of film.

[Josh Arnold]

And I always just wondered were people. I just love thinking about stuff like that. Even like way, way older.

[Tom Griswold]

When you saw Buster Keaton movies in the theater, did they serve popcorn?

[Josh Arnold]

Like the story of.

[Chick McGee]

Did you buy Charlie Chaplin Story of.

[Josh Arnold]

That one movie called like arriving Train. And people in the theater got up and ran out because they thought a train was actually.

[Chick McGee]

That was like one of the first movies ever shown in public.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They thought the train was coming.

[Josh Arnold]

But no.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

I always just wonder what it was like to see certain he's doing it again. But it doesn't bother me when my. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's because you're young.

[Josh Arnold]

When my niece and nephew ask me, hey, did you see. Or I'll say, like, like, have you seen Square? Like, oh, yeah. I remember seeing the first Scream in the theater.

[Chick McGee]

What? I don't really remember seeing any movie in the theater. Oh, Pulp Fiction. I guess that was Ferris Bueller. I clearly remember seeing that. I thought, yeah, hell of a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw that in the theater too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, you any like Last Picture show or something or one of those deals?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Which theater I saw it in? Is that what you're asking?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no. Do you vividly remember seeing it and enjoying it it and wanting to see it again, thinking it was wonderful?

[Josh Arnold]

My dad told me about how he saw It's a Mad Mad, Mad Mad world in a CinemaScope theater. He said the scene with the ladder just swinging back and for he. He was like as a kid and just amazed. So I just love stories like that.

[Chick McGee]

I saw Top Gun, one of those 70mm wow. Cinemas.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Mission Impossible going to be out as a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an imax.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. Oh, okay. And you still. You just saw and thought it was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love those movies, though. Yeah, I love.

[Tom Griswold]

We called him yesterday. We talked about their popcorn movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Now it's. It's two. It's almost three hours, so.

[Chick McGee]

Is it really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that may be. I may have to take a break.

[Chick McGee]

Zowie. That's one where you have to wait a little bit until it comes to the house.

[Josh Arnold]

I just love that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't want to watch. I want to watch it in a theater, but I don't want to sit there for three hours. Maybe. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

What are you gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what are you gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

You can't ask them to pause the movie. He should have gone to his yesterday. He would have gotten a 20 minute break.

[Chick McGee]

You could have taken a healthy Duke.

[Tom Griswold]

Another sign that you're old. Yeah, you brag about how long it is. You can hold your pee while you're at a restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

What you guys do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get some. Can we get some bread for the table? And did you know I can hold my pee for 10 minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that if we're having dessert, I got to take a break? Well, let's move on. We have Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have some good news for women. Apparently, if you're a coffee drinker.

[Chick McGee]

Broads, listen up.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, my lady friends out there. A new study suggests drinking coffee may support healthy aging in women. The Researchers followed nearly 50,000 women over 30 examining the effects of caffeinated coffee, tea, decaf and soft drinks.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I followed over over 50,000 women over 30.

[Christy Lee]

Healthy aging was defined as reaching age 70 or older without major Chronic illness or cognitive decline.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever long for a woman with a pair of binoculars?

[Christy Lee]

You ever looked at a woman with your binoculars before?

[Josh Arnold]

I will admit this. At a ball game, our family would take binoculars because we were always in the nosebleeds.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And at a Cardinal game.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh McGuire just hit one out. What are you looking at?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever read Jim Bouton's great book, Ball Four? I can't believe it's. It's only a con. It's probably considered one of the classics in the history of baseball.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Does he look at hot women?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a saying which I, Mickey Mantle, may or may not.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Women who aged well typically consumed about 315 milligrams of caffeine daily. That would be the equivalent of three small cups of coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

So the coffee is helpful in helping women live longer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's nice to know.

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is always. Have you noticed when any coffee thing comes out, it's always three cups?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like the magic number.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In fact, it even says. Says here, each additional daily cup, up to two and a half, was linked to a modest increase in the likelihood of health. Likelihood of likelihood. Why can't I say likelihood?

[Josh Arnold]

Because you're not drinking enough coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Aging.

[Christy Lee]

So it could be up to five, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Now then you vibrate into another dimension.

[Christy Lee]

I don't drink coffee out of this room. Do you? Or out of this building.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do. On Saturday and Sunday morning, I'll have one cup of espresso, but that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever drink so much caffeine. Caffeine. That you're jittery and you kind of get sick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, all the time. Yeah. What?

[Chick McGee]

I thought. That's why I. That's why I asked. Good thing you haven't had any heart procedures. That's probably best.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have heart attacks coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's heart attacks.

[Christy Lee]

And it could happen on the toilet. We'll talk about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's something about somebody on the Sopranos. I forget the character's name, but he passed away on the toilet because.

[Christy Lee]

Was he straining?

[Chick McGee]

Something about his sphincter.

[Christy Lee]

I have that. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It was coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Quite common, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Barrels of pooping.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a number of interesting things coming up, including. I hope we get to it. Abraham Lincoln in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we will get to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of cool. Actually interesting stuff about the great president. Abraham. Abraham Lincoln. Also, we have some cool airline news on the way right now. The Bob and Tom show sponsored by Better Help. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy online because therapy can be extraordinarily important and it's important to understand that. It's important to reach out. It's okay to ask for help with whatever is on your mind. And the idea of BetterHelp is to hook you up with a therapist on online. So you'll fill out a kind of a questionnaire. And they have some 35,000 therapists with lots of different specialties. They'll hook you up with one and then the therapy is done online. So it's a lot more convenient. Some 35,000 therapists are working the program. More than 10 million people have participated and you could be one of them. It's the largest online therapy provider in the World and BetterHelp can provide access to mental health provider professionals once again with a diverse set of specialties. So you can talk it out with Better Help. Bob and Tom Listeners get 10% off their first month if you go to betterhelp.com BTShow that's BetterHelp. H E L p.com BTShow and BetterHelp is about accessing therapy. It's done online. You can do it with a camera on, a camera off. You can do it even by texting back in and forth. It's up to you, but it's obviously a lot more convenient. Get the details betterhelp.com btshow Coming up, we also have an interesting idea about hanging around with ugly people. Wait till you hear this one.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hey, Uggo, come here. I got something for you.

[Chick McGee]

Ugo.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Some of us not understanding words, words and tributes and honoring and where am I? Chrissy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. What do you got going on over there, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

I was just thinking about something. This. We were talking about movies and how certain movies should be seen in a theater. I mentioned the one. Was it Twisters?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's a, that's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that in the theater and they've got the great sound thing going and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But if I'm at home, I get so distracted, I just can't, I never watch the whole thing. And it's, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like you pay attention when you're in the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the other thing I can remember if I get bored.

[Chick McGee]

I'll start.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, Chick Magee famously said something if a movie. I'll be thinking, what? Well, that looks like a really nice day. And to think that they had to waste a lot of time filming this thing.

[Chick McGee]

What a beautiful sunny day. And they spent it making this movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Dear Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, I was, I was thinking. You mentioned the Last pict Picture Show.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was thinking about that scene toward the end where it's, it's, I think Timothy Bottoms and Cloris Leachman and she throws the coffee pot at the wall. And I start thinking, boy, they better take care of that pretty soon or that's gonna just stain that drywall.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think that in the Odd Couple, when, When Oscar throws the spaghetti.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's linguini.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Yeah. But no, you don't even know that's linguini. Now it's garbage.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I'll be thinking, I wish they had a thing. I wish there was a thing you could. I was remember watching this one movie thinking, God, those kitchen cabinets are so well done. I wonder where I could get those.

[Chick McGee]

That was my favorite. Parasite was a good movie. It was okay. I don't know if it was Best Picture, but I love that house they lived in.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially that big glass.

[Chick McGee]

Like crazy looks out of that backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I like that style.

[Tom Griswold]

That's anti.

[Chick McGee]

Antiseptic. Do you really look. Looks like a robot manufacturing place.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Christy Lee]

Minimalism.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cement floors.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Opposite.

[Chick McGee]

Several years ago, my aunt and uncle had a peacock on their farm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

One year they were hosting a family function. The peacock attacked my other uncle's black SUV because it saw its reflection collection in the truck.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Ergo, thought it was another peacock. It ended up causing over $4,000 in damage to the SUV.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, but just I feel you got took.

[Chick McGee]

The peacock was missing shortly after.

[Christy Lee]

Don't wax your truck.

[Chick McGee]

Keep the laughs coming from Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you, Ben. I was thinking possibly a new feature. We did this once before. This morning we could do it again. Asked me to dig deep in my stack of old emails.

[Chick McGee]

I love this feature.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not, not now.

[Chick McGee]

But we got away from it.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind me one day we'll do it. Okay. Because I've got some in my office that probably go back a decade.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You still have them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In your office. I thought you got rid of this, this borderline hoarding with newspapers and things and magazines.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. At home.

[Chick McGee]

Are you telling me now that your Office is packed with junk.

[Tom Griswold]

Like there may be some.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom, Tom, that's a shame. Get in a program, will you? Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Orders anonymous.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably get letters from people that are dead now.

[Chick McGee]

It'll be great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'll be great. Start crying on the way to work.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, sorry, Sid. We got your request in. It's a Sid.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks. Sid died last year.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an email from Louie Anderson. He'd like to promote his new.

[Pat Godwin]

He's happy on the show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's one. Kevin Meaney thanking us for him being on the show. Oh yeah. I went with somebody we didn't really know. Yeah, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Health experts are warning that a routine trip to the toy can turn deadly. Professor Michelle Spear of the University of Bristol says the bathroom has claimed the lives of both kings and celestial celebrities. And the culprit is often a cycle. A physiological rather response known as the Valsalva maneuver. Maneuver, huh? Have you heard of this?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That's the act, Josh, of straining while exhaling against a closed airway. A process that can trigger fainting, irregular heart rhythms or even sudden death in individuals with existing heart conditions.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're on the pooper and you drop dead.

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's medically recognized as defecating syncope.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Syncope. S Y N C O P E.

[Chick McGee]

In the Sopranos, one of the captains of one of the family, Gigi Sestone, passed away on the toilet. A stress induced heart attack while having a bowel movement.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's what we're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

They found him on the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

It's called called. What did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Defecation.

[Christy Lee]

Sim Val Salva maneuver. But it's called defecation. It's S Y N C O P E. I don't know if it's syncope. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

That one always throws me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sounds like a boy band. Have you seen defecation syncope before?

[Christy Lee]

Modern sanitation, Kind of like Menudo. The risks extended beyond the heart. People sometimes drowned after falling into setup cesspits or were overcome by toxic gases such as methane or hydrogen sulfide.

[Chick McGee]

Cesspits?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Of course. We all know the famous bathroom related fatality was Elvis Presley. That's right. Bound, collapsed at Graceland in 1977. Postmortem revealed the he suffered from severe constipation and an enlarged colon. He was reportedly straining heavily and experts bullets believe that may have triggered a fatal arrhythmia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my. Here it Is Christy sin. Syncope.

[Christy Lee]

Syncope.

[Chick McGee]

Syncope. Brief loss of consciousness associated with trans. Transient cerebral anemia. As in heart block. Sudden lowering of the blood pressure. Fainting.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. More than two centuries before Elvis, King George II of Britain also died after visiting the royal privy in 1770. 60 of the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think I have a couple questions about this.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you do.

[Tom Griswold]

With. With people being on their cell phones while in the toilet. That may actually be helpful then why? Because they're not in a rush.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I get straining.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not being. Trying to be funny. I'm just. I think that may be the case because they're sitting there trying to get wordle and they just sit there for 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you always have a smooth encounter?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I don't have to. I've never had a problem in that area.

[Chick McGee]

It just like jumps out of your body, right? Walks out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Eat a lot of fiber. But I mean, but in the old days you said that people were falling.

[Christy Lee]

Into cess pits or overcome by the methane gas.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a lot safer. I mean, back in the day you had. You said drowning in a cesspit or being eaten by wolves while walking in the woods. Trying to.

[Chick McGee]

What I've always said, Tom, I was born too late.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I'm glad. I think we have a kind of heaven down. I think we're doing okay. Just as.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the numbers are probably down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just if you have a straining issue, be sure and get it checked.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe eat a little more. Eat a little more fiber or you.

[Chick McGee]

Could go wet and wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have to stay in a place that had an outhouse?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my. I vividly remember my. My dad's mom and dad. My grandma. Grand grandpa had an outdoor toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

What did they have?

[Chick McGee]

Indoor plumbing.

[Tom Griswold]

What did they call it?

[Chick McGee]

Indoor toilet. They had indoor plumbing, but not.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd they call the. What'd they call it?

[Chick McGee]

The outhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same here.

[Tom Griswold]

Outhouse didn't have like a cool name like the Thunder Shack.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. I like having a nickname for your outhouse.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to call it.

[Christy Lee]

This is from a guy who obviously never had to use.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I know. I. I stayed at a place where.

[Josh Arnold]

They had like the Boom Boom Room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

The Cornhole Cathedral.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to, you know, I was easing into a field of comedy. Thought I was kind of funny. So I tried to sell my grandpa in the. On the idea of calling it the Chocolate Snake Hut. Oh, he didn't, he didn't care for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I can, I can see why.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm going out to the chocolate snake hut. I'll see you in a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's never gonna catch on Chicky.

[Pat Godwin]

Did I let it go?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I told you this. I told you the story about the outhouse I encountered when my buddy and I, Maury, we went up to Ontario in Canada to fish. They had the most beautiful outhouses, self contained. You didn't have to clean it or do anything awesome. It was an amazing ecosystem of man and science coming together to eliminate defecation. It was unbelievable. It smelled so good in there. I can't tell you, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what the secret was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

Bacteria. I'm guessing live.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Germs and amoebas and weasels eating deficant.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, sure, yeah. Poop eating weasel in Ontario. Very famous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Hello, hello, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and posted at her post, of course, It's Christine, the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

This is a Mr. Obvious story if I've ever read one already. Scientists say the presence of less attractive bystanders can make a person appear more attractive. Yeah, duh.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Wait a minute. What now?

[Josh Arnold]

If you're around ugly people, you're going to look attractive.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

In the study, participants evaluated faces of moderate attractiveness alongside either highly attractive attractive or less attractive background faces. Researchers found the target faces were rated more positively when paired with less attractive faces. Well, duh. The findings suggest that perceptions of beauty are influenced by context and emotional cues from surrounding faces, challenging the idea that attractiveness is judged in isolation. This is in current psychology.

[Chick McGee]

How, however, isn't it? What subjective here?

[Christy Lee]

Of course, people, it's subjective.

[Chick McGee]

One man's Pat Godwin is another man's George Clooney. Okay, maybe. No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Charles Lawton.

[Josh Arnold]

This happened earlier. We were talking about the show Get Smart.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And we all thought, evidently you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

99, Barbara Feldon was very attractive and.

[Chick McGee]

You disagree, you know, but this is far too angular.

[Tom Griswold]

The point here is if you put. What's the. If you put what's his name? Joey Fatone next to Justin Timberlake in a boy band. Oh, there's the handsome guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Ringo was never, I mean there was always the outlier girl who. Oh, Ringo's My favorite.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but most. Yeah. He. Relatively speaking, you take.

[Christy Lee]

Take your more unattractive friend as your wing person. Doesn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an old trick.

[Ace Cosby]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that movie? That movie. A Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

She's a Duff.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the girl in that? May.

[Josh Arnold]

May Whitman.

[Chick McGee]

May Whitman.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, not really. She's adorable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's very cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's.

[Christy Lee]

You've never heard about. About that?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen that movie. No, but I mean, I understand the idea that. I mean, this is sort of saying contextually, if you have someone who's very attractive, but if they're surrounded by ultra attractive people, they're less appealing.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

This kind of goes for everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

You have an ugly shirt on a rack or you have a, you know, a nice crisp, clean shirt on a rack next to a bunch of ugly, wrinkled ones. That shirt's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is, as you said, Christy, this really is the Mr. Uh, obvious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Study. But I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

A pair of blood stained gloves worn by President Abraham Lincoln the night he was assassinated.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Hey, hey, hey. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a grizzly.

[Christy Lee]

Sold for $1.52 million.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you got both of them.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. So that was a pair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't be. You know, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

One had them on during the play.

[Christy Lee]

They were in his pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

When he was shot by John Wilkes Booth in 1865.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you want to come over for dinner? I got something I'd like to show you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

New car, Maybe a. I'd rather kitchen redo.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather have it be a surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Well, let's see what you got.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

The gloves were part of a 144 item auction.

[Chick McGee]

Wait till you see what I have in this hat box.

[Christy Lee]

To help the Lincoln Presidential foundation pay off a long standing loan tied to a rare artifact collection. Collection. One of two handkerchiefs Lincoln had with him on the night he was shot went for $826,000. Well, he had long fingers.

[Chick McGee]

Is anyone else thankful for the advances we've made in glove technology?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but wait a minute. Christie's right. If those gloves, the fingers look no longer than the average finger.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think his whole hand looks bigger.

[Chick McGee]

I just think that's the way the gloves are made. I don't think that's to accommodate everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the thumb.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody has a thumb as long as.

[Pat Godwin]

My both thumbs are odd shape too. They're not the same shape.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're that thumbs.

[Christy Lee]

That thumb.

[Chick McGee]

That thumb is gigantic.

[Josh Arnold]

That is ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

I have thumb envy, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Lincoln have some peculiar misshapen hands syndrome? Didn't he have some. No, he had the skeletal issue, like.

[Chick McGee]

His zygote was over grown or something.

[Christy Lee]

There is some kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do they know this is blood from the assassination or was Mary on her period? You know, the play gets a little boring.

[Christy Lee]

A wanted poster.

[Josh Arnold]

How about a glove job?

[Chick McGee]

I believe. I believe. Isn't the first lady museum? Isn't that in Canton, Ohio, or Toledo or somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

A wanted poster featuring photos of three suspects in the assassination conspiracy led by John Wilkes booth. Sold for $726,500.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And the earliest known sample of the 16th president's handwriting from a notebook in 1824.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see what the.

[Christy Lee]

I fetched over half a million dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oddly.

[Chick McGee]

That notebook.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was the script to the Notebook.

[Josh Arnold]

Ryan Gosling, Nicholas Sparks knew about this.

[Chick McGee]

It's us. You're talking about us.

[Tom Griswold]

And Lincoln wrote. I. I hate writing.

[Pat Godwin]

Incursive.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate writing in cursive. It's dumb.

[Chick McGee]

This is so dated.

[Tom Griswold]

So the gloves went for how much?

[Christy Lee]

1.52 mil.

[Tom Griswold]

What would. Let me. This is. I'm a serious question. Are OJ's bloody gloves out there somewhere still, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't mean OJs, you mean the real killers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, right, right, right, right. Are they.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, someone has them.

[Tom Griswold]

Did OJ ask for them back?

[Chick McGee]

You can get a pair of the Bruno Molly shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm just curious. The gloves that the. If it doesn't. What is it? If it doesn't fit.

[Christy Lee]

Must be in some storage lockers I'm looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. It may still be in an evidence locker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have. Would have been funny if OJ asked for him back.

[Chick McGee]

You know what the key to that was though, if you think about it? They had him put the piece.

[Tom Griswold]

Blade his fingers up.

[Chick McGee]

Sir. And the surgical glove. They had him.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did nobody. I. I never understood why somebody didn't stand up and go, wait, what the hell is he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

He was told he was. Darden was told not to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I know, but still.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Ito, can you say, try these on in a human like fashion?

[Chick McGee]

The way he tried them on was definitely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It wouldn't have mattered, I know, but they could have had a videotape that would have OJ Doing it, they wouldn't have found him guilty.

[Christy Lee]

It's really confusing when where they are now? I'm trying.

[Josh Arnold]

What were they? Isotoners.

[Christy Lee]

According to they were heiress. Heiress. Light and extra. An extra extra low XL glove.

[Chick McGee]

All right, and the shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

With the shoes, they. They. For the civil trial, they found the. They have a picture of OJ Wearing.

[Chick McGee]

The shoes they have all over the Internet. They have him when he was doing NFL broadcast wearing those gloves plainly with the microphone back and forth.

[Christy Lee]

The gloves are likely part of the case files stored in a secure location, though their exact current location not publicly known. Okay, so they have not been sold.

[Tom Griswold]

But the Lincoln gloves that are bloody sold for, would you say? 1.5 million?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So what do you think the OJ ones would go for?

[Tom Griswold]

I heard the guy from Pawn Stars offered $60.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but he's not an expert. But he knows a guy. Knows a guy. Okay, I. I shut my eyes now and I see Lincoln's thumb.

[Christy Lee]

And I know, right?

[Chick McGee]

Gigantic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh God.

[Chick McGee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see World's Greatest hitchhiker.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's crazy. I. I don't know. I think he had, like I said.

[Chick McGee]

Some weird skeletal Geechee guy had the same thing, remember?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a. Yeah, that's very similar.

[Chick McGee]

He said that Geechee said he was related to Lincoln in some way. Yeah, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right, now I gotta look that up now.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with Chick Mag.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

The best Father's Day gift awaits is pay close attention and tell them what they have to do.

[Chick McGee]

We know how painful it is to try to figure out what gift to get your father.

[Christy Lee]

Marfan syndrome.

[Chick McGee]

Father's Day. Marfan, that's exactly right, man. If your father has Marfan syndrome.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations on the size of his hands.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, something rather kooky in the news. New contact lenses are out there that may allow you to see with your eyes closed. And I'm not kidding. We'll find out. We'll see. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Free.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, one Josh Army Ace Cosby. Hey, we're all hanging around. I'm Chick McGee speaking. Hello. Oh, Tom, getting a good stretch this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing the auction. A bunch of Lincoln, I guess you'd call it, memorabilia. Including the bloody gloves that were in his pocket when he was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's disgusting morbid artifact.

[Tom Griswold]

But the glory gloves. His fingers look way too long. And I'm wondering what was the name.

[Christy Lee]

Of the disease that he had Marfan.

[Tom Griswold]

Syndrome and that he was extraordinarily skeletal thing. Yeah, yeah, that maybe that explains the weird look.

[Chick McGee]

He's built like, you know, it was 1314 inches probably.

[Christy Lee]

What was the, like a chopstick though.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the famous, the famous, I think it was the Lincoln Douglas debates where.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was accused of being two faced and he said something like if I had another face, do you think I'd be wearing this one.

[Chick McGee]

Doing some stand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he that one in the race?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was it.

[Chick McGee]

That was it. That was known as the two face.

[Josh Arnold]

That was his playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. A couple quick reminders. You can always reach us Bob and [e-mail]. we'd love to hear from you all. Also, we have an app and it's free download the Bob and Tom app. We would appreciate it. We can. There's some cool new stuff coming to the app.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I can't tell you what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Liza?

[Josh Arnold]

We're going, we're really going in heavy with Liza.

[Christy Lee]

What is it with Liza today?

[Pat Godwin]

We all love Liza.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody who doesn't love Liza like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Comeback, you know, chum, jazz hands.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody come to the cab.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, you can check out stuff you might have missed on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Something's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

And find out about the. What are you doing West. Liza never did a West side Story, did you?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know what song I was doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, would you make love to Liza Minelli?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never found her attractive in the slightest.

[Pat Godwin]

Even in Arthur.

[Chick McGee]

Not even in the pix. No, not even.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't like the pixie haircut. We all know that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I.

[Chick McGee]

The sterile cuckoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a turd. I've never found her appealing at all.

[Chick McGee]

That was my high wak.

[Pat Godwin]

I had spunk then.

[Chick McGee]

Y. Damn it.

[Tom Griswold]

G. Now there's a photograph of her.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't tell if that was her or Paul Simon.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't tell if it was. If it was her. Paul Simon's ass.

[Pat Godwin]

That scared me.

[Chick McGee]

Love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bless her father time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No one's exempt.

[Chick McGee]

No, I love my mama.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you have a good plastic surgeon.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think she probably does, but.

[Christy Lee]

She chose not to use. Yeah, that was Paul.

[Tom Griswold]

And even he met Paul Simon. The senator.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah, it looked bow tie. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. We have a minimal amount of time. Let's just do one more story. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

I have less time than you thought.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Miley Cyrus? I thought that was kind of interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Miley Cyrus has some regrets about her tattoos.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. She told the New York times she considers 80% of her tattoos a mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That she still thinks about 80%. Yeah. She goes, I love my dog. Pointing to a tattoo of a pit bull in her right arm. But having a pit bull in every picture for the rest of my life is kind of of intense. The Grammy award winning singer added that she doesn't regret them enough to laser them, but there are a few she could have done without.

[Chick McGee]

I think people who get tattoos are just filthy individuals.

[Tom Griswold]

How many do you have?

[Chick McGee]

9. But now let me ask you this.

[Tom Griswold]

In all yours are very well done. In fact, I had to ask you who your tattoo guy was last week.

[Chick McGee]

Donnie Kizzy. Donnie Bass.

[Christy Lee]

He's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any of them you've either augmented or regret?

[Chick McGee]

Definitely one, and I can't tell you which one because.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's okay. I, I.

[Chick McGee]

There are many reasons I don't want to upset the. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't your guy say he won't do on faces?

[Chick McGee]

I know he would. I know he would have to be convinced to do it, but I don't think he would Actually consent to do anything. On anybody face. He's hesitant to put names or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On people he doesn't care for that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That can go wrong very quickly, right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. It can go wrong in about three years, four years.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember that Pat and I were. We were in Louisville talking to this lady who is a tattoo removal artist, and she said the number one tattoo she removes. Do you remember Chrissy? Wedding rings, wedding ring finger tattoos. And apparently that's extremely painful is that process.

[Christy Lee]

I don't see those as much as I used to.

[Chick McGee]

If I could go back, I would get. Get this.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a feather on your forearm.

[Christy Lee]

Feather.

[Chick McGee]

And put it on the match. Match it on my other arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so they're both the same.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because those both look good. Those are nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, if you've seen Miley Cyrus is incredibly talented and is a great singer, I'll give you that.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Her arm looks like the wall of a waffle House.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. I haven't really. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got some really hideous tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

In your opinion?

[Tom Griswold]

In her opinion. She just said she's 83.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying. Are you saying Miley Cyrus is more talented than Liza?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's the Liza of our generation.

[Chick McGee]

That is a bold statement.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always liked Miley. I have.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

Her songs are great. She's a terrific singer.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a nice shot.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's always been true to herself at that time of her life.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's the problem with tattoos, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It changes.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Heywood Banks put it best. He said that when he was a man of a certain age, he had a pair of bell bottom pants. He said, I'm gonna wear these pants for the rest of my life. I love these pants. They're my favorite pants. He hasn't worn them in 60 years.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd love to see a wooden bell bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. There's Miley issues.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It is a very random sort of graffiti.

[Chick McGee]

With my limited knowledge of tattoos. That doesn't look like that would take that much to cover. It doesn't get those. Get. Get herself rid of those.

[Christy Lee]

It almost looks like she played with an ink pen too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like she doodled on her.

[Chick McGee]

Those tattoos compared to that.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

She's got like prison knuckles.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Pete Davidson just get all his taken off?

[Chick McGee]

He didn't have any on his face though, did he?

[Christy Lee]

He had him on his all over his fingers and hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she does. They're all gone. Wow. Well, thank you so much. We'd love to hear from you, Bob and [e-mail] we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom SHOW this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed? Later Today on our YouTube channel, the United States Soccer Federation presents the U. S. Soccer podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal with that cannon of a left foot.

[Chick McGee]

I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game.

[Christy Lee]

What a start for the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Not for distance.

[Tom Griswold]

What a goal.

[Chick McGee]

Never miss a moment.

[Christy Lee]

Exquisite.

[Chick McGee]

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