The BOB & TOM Show - June 8, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – June 8, 2026

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Episode Overview

The June 8, 2026 episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues the tradition of blending comedy, talk, news, and sports, featuring the usual cast—with Pat Godwin out following rotator cuff surgery and Josh Arnold absent due to a colonoscopy. The crew bounces between playful banter and discussions of pop culture, personal anecdotes, listener mail, current events, and the nostalgia of retro tech, all wrapped in their trademark tongue-in-cheek humor.

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Main Themes & Key Segments

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1. Absence Updates: Pat Godwin & Josh Arnold

Timestamps: [02:07], [32:23]

• Pat Godwin Update: Tom and Chick discuss Pat’s recovery from shoulder surgery. Tom shares he brought Pat and his son dinner.
• Josh Arnold: Out for a colonoscopy, which becomes fodder for jokes about medical procedures, "supporting him live," and the importance of health screenings.
  • Quote (Chick): "We should be there live to support him, Tom. That's all there is to it." [03:00]
  • Tom (on witnessing Bob's past vasectomy for the show): "A move I kind of regret in the room." [04:01]

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2. Health Humor & Procedures

Timestamps: [04:48], [05:47], [47:02]

• Discussion of the importance of colonoscopies and prostate exams, mixing serious awareness with jokes and faux DIY advice.

  • Jeff Oskay: "If you can't afford a colonoscopy, there are tons of videos online of how to give yourself one. DIY? Save yourself a thousand." [05:35]

• DIY medical stories, including a reference to a doctor who gave himself a vasectomy—leading to jokes about male anatomy, the reach required, and mirrors.

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3. Weekend & Family Recaps, Listener Mail & Banter

Timestamps: [07:04], [21:12], [23:49]

• Tom raves about power-washing at home and awkward muscle pain, as well as attending son Willie G’s successful stand-up cancer benefit.
• Christy Lee and Tom swap stories about running into each other at shows, listener Marshall emails with a review of Willie’s set.
• Listener Michael covers ways he channels each show member in daily life, from bidet use to hotel antics and power-washing pain.
  • "Your fault. You didn't follow it all the way through, did you?" (Tom to Chick, after a story about falling through attic drywall) [24:31]
• More letters include military barracks porn stashes and sewing lessons paying off in the Air Force.

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4. Nostalgia Dive: VHS, Tech & Commercials

Timestamps: [12:00], [15:55], [17:25], [36:12]

• In honor of National VHS Day, reminiscing about videotapes, the cost of players, renting devices with movies in "suitcases," and Blockbuster late fees.
• Ace Cosby confirms he still has a working VHS player.
• Discussion turns to straight-to-VHS movies, the comeback of cassettes with "Guardians of the Galaxy," and Betamax’s demise.
  • Chick: "My first VCR cost me more than my first car." [16:07]
• Nod to iconic commercials—Calgon’s "Ancient Chinese Secret," Wisk’s "Ring Around the Collar," Oscar Mayer bologna songs, Life cereal’s "Hey Mikey," Memorex, and Maxell ads.

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5. Sports: NBA Finals, President Trump Attending, Secondary Market Madness

Timestamps: [14:16], [58:50], [60:01], [65:38]

• Preview of Game 3 at Madison Square Garden with Trump’s attendance impacting security and causing the cancellation of a watch party.
• Ticket prices escalate up to $62,000 for courtside; conversation about scalpers and employee ticket schemes.
• Additional sports news includes NHL playoffs, NASCAR, and talk about Chicago Bears contemplating a move to Indiana.
  • Chick: "The get in price, Madison Court Garden price on the secondary market for a single ticket. $5,000... Near courtside, $62,000." [60:01]
  • Jeff: "And I think a kidney's cheaper." [61:50]

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6. Pop Culture & Societal Chat: American Brands Abroad, Canceling Plans

Timestamps: [10:06], [143:41]

• International amusement at what’s labeled "American"—kitchens in Hungary, "cool American" Doritos, American teeth, corn dogs ("American dogs" in Japan), ranch dressing, and more.
• Extensive discussion on how, why, and when adults cancel plans—with survey data showing 4 cancellations per month is average, and the joy of a weekend with no plans.
  • Jeff: "The only thing I like more than making plans, breaking those plans the day before." [131:27]

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7. Sex & Relationships: Cosmopolitan’s "Too Large" Male Advice

Timestamps: [75:10]

• Cosmopolitan's advice if "your partner’s male member is too big," leading to banter about foreplay (tenting), communication, and playful exaggeration.
  • Tom: "Isn't this like an article called what to do when you have too much money?" [76:36]
  • Christy Lee: "I heard that it's important to learn when to say no or not yet when a larger than average partner is trying to, you know..." [76:12]

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8. Quirky News: Human Foosball & Repair Cafes

Timestamps: [69:25], [87:37]

• Human Foosball: 254 people in Ontario set a Guinness World Record for largest foosball game, standing in fixed positions, holding crossbars.
  • Tom: "Even more boring than soccer. They can't run. They just have to stand there." [69:41]
• Repair Cafes: Volunteers help neighbors fix household items at free events—spurred by the Netflix show The Repair Shop.
  • Chick: "They replaced the leather and it was gorgeous when they got done." [89:14]

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9. Weird License Plates: Florida Vanity Plate Rejections

Timestamps: [100:00]

• Rundown of Florida’s rejected vanity plates:"69LOL," "AS5UNTA," "DEZ NTS," "2BONER," "P NAS," etc., with the hosts trying to decipher them.
  • Tom: "Do you suppose someone's ever crashed because they were trying to read an idiot’s vanity plate?" [104:38]

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10. Retro Technology: CDs, Cars, and Legacy Gadgets

Timestamps: [109:32], [112:19], [113:10]

• Discussion of the transition from vinyl and beta to CDs, early Discman models, under-dash 8-tracks, CB radios, and cars with CD players.
• "As of 2026, the Subaru WRX is the last remaining production car that offers a factory-installed CD player." (per Christy, [112:19])
• Tom recalls putting an aftermarket sunroof in his Datsun 280Z, later dubbed "The Sieve" for its leaks.

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11. Listener Letters & Personal Oddities

Timestamps: [21:12], [24:49], [107:04]

• Mailbag includes wild donkey towns, bidet testimonies, attic mishaps, sewing machine nostalgia, and a listener who saw "Toe Sucker" as a license plate.
• Chick: "There's only one reason to have any sort of interlude and that's to make a baby." [107:29]

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12. Miscellaneous, Laughs & Offbeat Segments

• Popemobile Logistics: (153:06) - Jokes about whether the Popemobile is flown internationally, what kind of car it is (confirmed: Mercedes-Benz G-Class), and if it’s sold secondhand.
• LEGO News: (159:23) - Announcement of the largest LEGO set ever: The Sagrada Familia, 12,060 pieces, $800.
• Best Friends Day: (147:52) - Celebrating best friends, including ribbing about sending inappropriate texts and the etiquette around it.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On DIY Medical Videos:
  • Jeff Oskay (05:35): “If you can't afford a colonoscopy, there are tons of videos online of how to give yourself one. DIY? Save yourself a thousand.”
• On the NBA Finals ticket prices:
  • Chick McGee (60:01): “The get in price... secondary market for a single ticket: $5,000... Near courtside, $62,000.”
• On retro tech:
  • Chick (16:07): “My first VCR cost me more than my first car.”
• On vanities and accidents:
  • Tom (104:38): “Do you suppose someone's ever actually gotten into a serious automobile accident because they were trying to read the idiot’s vanity plate in front of them?”
• On canceling plans:
  • Jeff (131:27): “The only thing I like more than making plans, breaking those plans the day before.”
• On pop culture weirdness:
  • Tom (146:00): "American teeth. When teeth are too perfect and too white, they sometimes call them American teeth."

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Episode Structure (with Key Timestamps)

• 00:00–01:27: Intro/ads, cast check-in, Home Depot Father’s Day read.
• 02:07–06:38: Updates on Pat Godwin & Josh Arnold, health procedure banter.
• 07:04–09:14: Weekend recaps, listener mail about events, home repairs, and bidet.
• 12:00–15:58: VHS nostalgia, retro tech, Blockbuster, home video memories.
• 17:25–24:49: Listener letters, DIY antics, Chris Lee’s stories.
• 32:23–36:13: Return to retro technology, commercials, and product nostalgia.
• 47:02–58:50: Sports: NBA Finals, Trump attending, ticket prices, team moves.
• 69:25–71:27: Human foosball world record.
• 75:10–77:44: Cosmopolitan’s sex advice segment.
• 87:37–90:19: Repair cafes, The Repair Shop, and nostalgia about fixing things.
• 100:00–104:38: Florida’s rejected vanity/novelty license plates, deciphering attempts.
• 112:19–114:10: CD players in cars, memories of first songs and gadgets.
• 129:03–133:14: Survey & stories about canceling plans, adulting and excuses.
• 146:00–147:00: International quirks about American culture.
• 159:23–161:17: Largest LEGO set, Sagrada Familia, and conclusion.

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is classic BOB & TOM: fast-paced, witty, loaded with topical and nostalgic tangents, inside jokes, and organized chaos. The crew bounces between earnest advice (health screenings, DIY fixes) and comedic exaggeration (DIY colonoscopies, vanity plates, best-friend etiquette). Fun for regular listeners and accessible for drop-ins, the show delivers a mix of pop culture, personal quirks, and a snapshot of the absurdity of modern adulthood.

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Recommended Listening Segments:

• Vasectomy & colonoscopy humor [02:07–06:38]
• VHS tech nostalgia [12:00–15:58]
• NBA ticket price shock [58:50–61:50]
• Vanity plate segment [100:00–106:11]
• Canceling plans and weekends with "no plans" confessions [129:03–133:13]
• LEGO Sagrada Familia story [159:23–161:17]
• Popemobile logistics banter [153:02–153:44]

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar in for Josh Arnold. Howdy, howdy do. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Pat Godwin. Still on the disabled list with that rotator cuff stuff. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I understand you saw Pat yesterday, is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Seen him a couple times this week.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Recovering from shoulder surgery. Yeah, and it's a kind of a long road there. Coming.

[Christy Lee]

Steak and lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, dinner. Oh, nice for Pat and his son a couple times.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, how many lobster tails did that include?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you bringing it over? You buying it. And I know Jimmy likes Red Lobster.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not go to Red Lobster, but I took him some food if

[Chick McGee]

you can find one.

[Tom Griswold]

He's He's. His. His right arm is all in a sling and he's in a lot of pain. So he'll be back probably next week. He can't even strum his guitar, so that's. That's kind of hard for him. So. Good luck, Pat. Now, today, Josh is having a colonoscopy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We should be there live to support him, Tom. That's all there is to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I don't wanna. No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

And he's doing it twilight. He's gonna be kind of awake for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think that's the way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

You get a nice drowsy. All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

While being stimulated in the rectal area.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you find it stimulating, that. That's between you and your God, my friend.

[Jeff Oskay]

But you can't make jokes if you're all the way under.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he can't give us a full report tomorrow unless he's all the way half under.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. I prefer not being there. Frankly, I think that the professionals that are working there would much rather not have us hovering around. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No joke. Is it because it involved. It's the booty. Does it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's very important to get you out. This is a very important procedure to have done, and I just don't think we need to have a bunch of jokesters running around. Now, you will recall when Bob had his vasectomy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you were there.

[Tom Griswold]

We were there. A move I kind of regret in the room.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't you know that? Yeah. Tom and I were both in there.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's a picture of that maybe on a frame.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever. Jeffrey, have you ever seen one of those pictures of. Is it at the sea anemone? Where.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's like a jellyfish. Like a small jellyfish.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something you're on. They have on the National Geographic Channel where there's this. This thing the size of a softball and it suddenly shrinks the size of a marble. That's pretty much what was observed while Bob was getting the vasectomy. As soon as they. The doctor goes, you're going to feel a small prick. And I said to the doctor, so are you, doc. Very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Broadcast live.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what we were thinking.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But no, I don't think we should bother Josh. I would urge you to talk to a medical professional about the importance of things like cologuard and the particular test that Josh is having done. Very important in the world of keeping yourself good and healthy.

[Chick McGee]

Have your butt checked?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The colonoscopy, the prostate exam, fellas, all of it. Ladies, if you've got a prostate, you better go to another doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies, if there are plenty of other

[Christy Lee]

things ladies can have checked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. I don't get that.

[Chick McGee]

Parents got some explaining to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, professionals don't get your information off the Internet often.

[Chick McGee]

Tom told me I should.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Influencer does not equal physician.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

And if you, if you can't afford a colonoscopy, there are tons of videos online of how to give yourself one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Jeff Oskay]

And you can do that online? Diy? Save yourself a thousand.

[Chick McGee]

I might try this.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the guy. Gosh, I wonder if I could find the. The guy that gave himself a vasectomy. Remember this story?

[Chick McGee]

No, he gave himself a vasectomy.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a doctor. Physician.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I mean, in the office.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I assume it was in a surgical.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if he was a doctor. Okay, that makes more sense.

[Tom Griswold]

But still, first of all, you got to be really limber.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I know most of us met have had a pretty good access.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say you can reach down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can't.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, sat in front of a

[Tom Griswold]

mirror, but to get to the underside. Yeah, but if you're in front of a mirror, everything's backwards and it's like developing, doing enlargements back in the days of non digital photography. That's probably not a good analogy.

[Chick McGee]

Not even close.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, when you go right, it goes left. You know what I'm talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Of course you do. We have a lot, a lot to get to today.

[Christy Lee]

I have a girlfriend that was telling me her husband's a doctor and they were hanging a picture in their house recently and he's not real handy. I mean, you know, a lot of men aren't. That's okay. But she was standing there and he'd go, hammer nail. She goes, I'm not your nurse. What are you doing?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good for him. That sounds like a fun afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How was your weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

Great. I was the. The pleasures of a power washer cannot be overstated. Just that I was outside all weekend doing stuff in the. At the house.

[Chick McGee]

So cut into any banisters or etch any concrete while you're out there. No, no, a few little slips of the wand.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be careful. Those things, they cut right through toes. But oh yeah, I had quality shoes on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was one of the many tests I did. But I also discovered I have muscles I wasn't aware of, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Some muscles.

[Tom Griswold]

Because all movements seem to be restricted by pain. Was great weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a lot of fun with the C. Willie.

[Christy Lee]

I did too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you were there.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, I was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, he did great.

[Christy Lee]

I did not see you.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'm. I bet he saw you first and dodge.

[Christy Lee]

I got there late. I know he didn't see me because the people I was with said they saw you and you had already gone in. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

We actually have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Go, baby, go.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This comes to us from Marshall. He writes when saw Willie G. Saturday night. He killed it. I spotted Tom wandering around inside briefly before he bolted up to the balcony. Apparently he couldn't be around us common folk, first of all. You mean we common folk. But that's not the point. Marshall said great show. Can't wait to see Willie again about. We'll talk. Thanks for going. It was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was good.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was up and I went up to the balcony so I didn't bother anybody. But he did great.

[Christy Lee]

We. You wouldn't have bothered anybody just sitting on the floor. There were plenty of seats by me.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have been distracting

[Chick McGee]

you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You think the same thing. I can't mow my yard unless, you know, I get out in the yard. I draw a crowd every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Picture here, look this way. Blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I talked with a bunch of. Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

It's exhausting.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we'll get some photos of Willie. He was opening as part of a special cancer benefit thing. So. Very good, very good. Now, coming up today we have in

[Chick McGee]

sports game three tonight at Master Square Garden. Knicks and the spurs. Of course. Knicks own a two game to none lead in that one. And President Trump will attend the game tonight at Madison Square Garden.

[Christy Lee]

That won't cause any problems.

[Chick McGee]

It's already canceled. A watch party set for outside. They're not going to do that. Yeah, they're. They've got their eye on everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Telling fans to be there two hours before game time. And wait till we have a list of current prices for secondary market tickets. You'll be rather stunned.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's New York. Nothing surprises me.

[Chick McGee]

The price of a new car.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Easily courtside would be a new house. So we'll get to that stuff all coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And elsewhere. What's going on in the world of news over there?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of things are going on in the world of news. What do you think Foreigners think as American stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Foreigners, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cowboy hats and guns. Well.

[Chick McGee]

And country music.

[Christy Lee]

Now we'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dogs.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I should have said brands that are American. That would been a better wrangler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but a lot of stuff, when it goes overseas, has a different name.

[Chick McGee]

Levi.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Made famous, of course, by the conversation in the movie Pulp Fiction. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Royale Royale with Cheese. The Royale with Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that is? Christy? Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction?

[Christy Lee]

I have not. Remember? I'm not the only one in the world that hasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a. It's a Burger king reference.

[Chick McGee]

It's McDonald's.

[Tom Griswold]

McDonald's? Is that what a McDonald's? Okay. Sorry. Is the Big Mac the Royale?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a Quarter Pounder with cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Quarter Pounder. Okay, we'll find out. What are other American things.

[Christy Lee]

Bourbon's hot right now and it's literally hot in Philadelphia because it was stolen. Oh, yeah. And if you talk. Have you ever had or talked to anyone that's had the scalp massage? The Japanese style scalp massage? These are really popping up everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

These.

[Chick McGee]

I used to have one of those things with wires. Put it on your head. Yeah, those are pretty good. Yeah, you just lower it down on your head and it scratches your head in a bunch of places.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

They have these in chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a big. It looks like. Like a 16 leg spider. You put it on top of your head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's one in here. You don't remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Where are you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I would imagine with you.

[Christy Lee]

It hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Be a little bit more abrasive.

[Tom Griswold]

Little direct skin touch.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar probably would very much enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Something important happened yesterday. Am I getting it right?

[Chick McGee]

Important with a capital I.

[Tom Griswold]

Historic. Yesterday was National VHS day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, I should have known.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ace sent me a text so that I'd be aware of it. Ace, the owner.

[Chick McGee]

I saw two stories on national news.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Actually, we have one coming up today.

[Christy Lee]

We do have one VHS story for Ace, the vhs.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what kind of a comeback it's making, but we'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

We know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

But we do have an interesting VHS story. Story in the news. So that's.

[Christy Lee]

We were watching Seinfeld yesterday. It is funny to see all the VHS tapes. You know, he was at a video store. I mean, it's. Takes you back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Well, we have that coming up as well as news from a number of realms, including the world of the NFL. A couple of interesting stories going on in the NFL. And ladies, in case you were waiting for this one. Cosmopolitan has weighed in on what to do if your partner's male member is too large. We'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

What their suggestions are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Talked to some of my exes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, Christy, how'd you get to work today?

[Christy Lee]

I got to work today in my beautiful Tucson hybrid. Yes, from Hyundai. This is the week that the FIFA World cup kicks off. And while the world watches, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars who are already turning heads at the age of just 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai's always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing it every day because the future isn't some far off concept. Nope, it's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now we'll be back in action here in just a few minutes and I also want to urge you to pay close attention because we have a news, a survey about canceling plans and how to get out of things, which we all want to do. Oh yeah, you see that wedding invitation? Oh boy. What can I possibly come up with to get out of that? We have a whole story about that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly for all your auto parts your car can need. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And for those of you that missed it yesterday, yesterday was VHS day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Officially, they've got a day for everything now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But in celebration of the VHS and Ace, I know you have dozens, if not hundreds of old VHS tapes lying around.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my first VCR cost me more than my first car.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Man. I believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hard to believe you can get one now for what, 30 bucks at a pawn shop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But yesterday, I remember my dad would rent one like would rent a movie and the VCR and the VCR looked like it was an old suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you would like, you know, we would rent the VCR for the night to watch movies.

[Chick McGee]

We recorded our senior speeches on a reel to reel. It was a VTR videotape recorder that wasn't a cassette.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

You had to line them up.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's gone. That's going way back.

[Chick McGee]

That's going way back. I remember the no electricity.

[Tom Griswold]

The first cd. The first CD player. The first CD player they bought in here was a couple thousand bucks. And I think it's still back there. Yeah, but, and I can remember the, when the, the, the earl, in the days of radio, when they shifted from vinyl to CDs and now it's all digitized and put on computers, et cetera, et cetera. But there was a time, and I don't know when National CD Day is, but we do have a, we do have a story. Maybe we should get that out of the way. Yesterday really was VHS day and they talked about it a little bit on some of the morning shows on television.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah, South African director Robert DeSantos is releasing the first straight to VHS movie in 20 years.

[Chick McGee]

Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, for those of you not familiar with that, Chick, do you want to explain what a straight to VHS movie was?

[Chick McGee]

It just comes out on VHS cassette. It never goes into the theaters or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't want to spend the money to or stick it in theaters or

[Chick McGee]

the movie bombed so badly at the box office. Straight to vhs.

[Christy Lee]

This movie is called this is how the World Ends, a low budget sci fi adventure about a brother who sets out to find his sister at a hedonistic party deep in the desert. Dubbed the Last party on Earth. Mr. DeSantos told Variety it used to be a proper slander if someone said straight to vhs, but the whole point of this is to reclaim that and say, look, straight to VHS is actually saying that this is a well made film made with intention for an audience. He added that it's a deliberate middle finger to the growing encroach of AI. Pre orders from customers around the world have already surpassed 1000 copies.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It really shouldn't count unless you can only rent it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a. You have VHS hooked up in your home? No, No, I don't think so. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even have a DVD player.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I would have to plug it in if I want a DVD player.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even have one.

[Chick McGee]

I have one somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I got some in a box. Yeah. I mean, in honor of VHS day yesterday, I did see that Blockbuster was waiving all late fees.

[Chick McGee]

So if you've still got only one left or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there might be one left.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they turned it into like

[Tom Griswold]

an Airbnb and could be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can spend a night in a Blockbuster. Remember when he wanted to do that? Nope, never.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. Oh, yeah. What was it? Somebody I know that there are a number of artists that are doing stuff on cassettes.

[Christy Lee]

Again, vinyl's still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have vinyl. Yeah, there's a. That's a.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the eight track tape? My favorite format. Where's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Where's your eight track tape?

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna see that one come.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not even sure there's a manufacturer. There is a cassette place. And we had the story that they. They had a big jump in sales and production when the movie Guardians of the Galaxy came out. Because that has that whole sub thing about the. The cassette.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And somebody just released. Somebody famous, just like Taylor Swift or somebody just released one of their albums on cassette. But it's also on whatever. It's on vinyl and it's. It's available, streaming, etc. Etc. Etc. But this guy's allegedly only released this movie on vhs. So it's. They said it's the first one in some 20 years. Well, that isn't a stuff film.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are made. Still made. You can get them.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume those are.

[Chick McGee]

You're in the know you can buy a snuff film. What's wrong with you?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sure on the Dark Web you could find one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had jumped through hoops to get a reel to reel audio machine. Not even a video it. I had to meet a guy in a parking lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Midnight and a closed circuit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, you got to catch. Yeah, yeah. Here you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't think this VHS thing will catch on because as you indicated earlier, you don't think. Who has. How many people have a player? Do you have a functioning VHS player, ace? Okay, so you're the exception. Yeah, but. So we'll see. Special time to get to some letters here. If you want to get a hold of us. It's Bob and tomobandtom.com chick.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Is that me?

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go Chrissy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Listen to your show all the time. Well, thank you, Brian. Spelled with a Y. Boo. Brian, boo. Last week I heard you talking about donkeys. If you ever have the chance to get to Arizona, you have to go to Oatman. This isn't the first time letter we've gotten like this. It's an old mining town. They have wild donkeys roaming all over the place.

[Chick McGee]

Oatman.

[Christy Lee]

Oatman. The donkey. The donkeys. The donkeys walk in and out of all the stores. Store owners give them treats. It's like they just walk up to your car.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a lot of very disappointed guys that say, I thought we were going to a donkey show.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell are you. You've impressed me. You're in your elitist attitude. You don't say donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would I say denky?

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's some people that. It's not donkey. Kind of a U flavor on the O. Yeah. Donkey, yeah. Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Donkey.

[Chick McGee]

You. You fit the profile to you say

[Tom Griswold]

that is not fair.

[Chick McGee]

Donkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Donkey.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's incredibly accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Brian. I'll. I'll check out Oatman now.

[Chick McGee]

Brian with a Y. What do we know? That guy's a. He's a fight starter.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a distinction there? What is the. What is Brian with a white? Does that mean. Is that Irish heritage or something?

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just he, you know, it's like you spell tom T h o m a U m or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No one does that.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

T H o m is very rare. What?

[Christy Lee]

My first husband spelled his name that way. D H o m. You don't remember that?

[Jeff Oskay]

That didn't tip you off?

[Christy Lee]

T h O m M. Actually.

[Chick McGee]

T H O m. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that didn't tip you. If I could repeat what said double crazy. That is way too much work. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Yeah, hope you are well. I realize I have devoted my weekend to channeling aspects of each one of you. I have a bidet in my primary bathroom. By the way, the term primary bathroom is a tip of the hat to Christy Lee. Because you're a real estate agent, on occasion you can't use the phrase masterpiece bathroom anymore. Right. For some reason. And the bidet, of course. Josh. Josh has an aftermarket bidet at his house, which he'll probably be using later today post procedure. He's having a colonoscopy, so that'll help him do a little extra cleanup back there. By the way, writes Michael, the bidet is amazing. Michael, by the way, is writing us from. Do you know where this is? Alpharetta.

[Chick McGee]

Alpharetta, Georgia. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Alpharetta, Georgia. He continues, honoring my hero, Chick Magee. I installed the bidet myself. My home, by the way, Chick, is protected by Simply Safe.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Well done, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

To avoid other elements of Chick McGee, I did not go into my attic or fall through the floor ceiling. And experiencing the exquisite pain he has always described.

[Chick McGee]

So funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think he's referencing the fact that you Twice. Twice fell through the room.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Twice?

[Chick McGee]

Twice you were.

[Tom Griswold]

You were in the attic, and it

[Chick McGee]

was, like, years apart, but yeah, you

[Tom Griswold]

stepped on the drywall.

[Chick McGee]

And rather than more of a stumble, it was more of a. I'm sneaky clumsy. If that means anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Your fault. You didn't follow it all the way through, did you?

[Chick McGee]

No, my testicles broke my fall. Oh. I was bruised all the inner side of my thighs, Jeff. Purple and yellow and blue and.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. Now, this is my favorite part. On my birthday each year, I observe it. One day, separated from Tom, I channel his energy into an extra long conversation with the hotel clerk. As I check into a room, he says, by the way, Pat Godwin, the hotel has a pool. That's Michael from Colorado, Georgia.

[Chick McGee]

I think I have a phobia about checking into hotels.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

I just don't like it. I don't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

You give them a fake name.

[Chick McGee]

That non. Checking in. I. Where you just pick up your key and go. That's. That's my jam. I don't want to talk to anybody. Give them the phone number. Well, we might let you stay here, and then again, we might not.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that's a little paranoid. And then, by the way, P.S.

[Chick McGee]

he says it's a lot paranoid.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, Jeffrey I really can't connect with you. I'm not a THC guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's all right, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he find you hilarious?

[Jeff Oskay]

We can be friends, he says.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he. He says the amazingly hilarious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh well, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this guy loves you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Frame it at home.

[Tom Griswold]

He's right. Jeff is amazingly hilarious. You can reach us, Bob and Tom. Bobandtom.com. this gets a little obscure, this next one. And in the interest of repeating myself, I'm going to ask Chick to help me here. I forget, why were we talking about the so called keytar? The what?

[Chick McGee]

Where we talk about it a lot. Somebody had a guitar solo and somebody wanted to know did anybody have a keytar solo? And I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the keytar is when the keyboard player gets up and it's. He straps on this keyboard and it kind of looks like a guitar because it's narrow for the left hand.

[Christy Lee]

It was big in the 80s in music videos.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they make a left handed keytar. Probably that would be. Boy, that's obscure. It's tough enough getting a lefty guitar, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they don't make a left handed keyboard though on a piano.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wouldn't it be because the keytar, the keys are on the bottom of that shaft, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's on. What's on the shaft? Part of those keys or is that something.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's just for looks. I want to say chords on the shaft, but I don't think that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe it's designed for both. I don't know. But this is a nice letter from Ben. In Iowa, Paige McConnell, the keyboard player for Fish, owns James Brown's keytar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

And Fish.

[Chick McGee]

We are officially in the weeds. Kids.

[Tom Griswold]

But. And they'll. They'll do it. He'll use it to play a cover of Edgar Winter's song Frankenstein.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. And we were one of the folks we've seen play a keytar. Is the great Edgar Winner, winner, terrific musician.

[Chick McGee]

He's now Bino, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His brother was a Johnny Winner.

[Chick McGee]

Very album.

[Christy Lee]

He was albino too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they're not twins no longer. What the hell's going on there? Let's get some pigment in this family.

[Tom Griswold]

Edgar's. Edgar's angry. He's got a terrific album, an old one called Edgar Winter. White trash roadwork. Highly recommended. All of his stuff is great. Now. Thank you very much for the letter about that. That's kind of cool. Fish does all kinds of interesting stuff where they'll cover, they'll take an artist and do the artist's entire album as part of one of their shows.

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you know I met my ex wife at a fish show?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How high were you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, high enough that I married her

[Christy Lee]

that day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now I hate fish. I won't even eat it for dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

That really isn't fair, is it? Well, what's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Game 3 of the NBA Finals tonight in New York City at Madison Square Garden. A president will attend and they've, they've canceled the watch party that was going to be outside Market Square arenas and their security has been heightened, tightened.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll see what time the game's supposed to be. 8 o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

So we'll see if that there's a delay there or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

And we do have the scalper prices that are happening for the Game 3 at Madison Square Garden right now. We get love letters all the time about the aura frame. It's a great Father's Day gift. And the aura frame is one right behind Jeffrey over there. What it is, it's like a little slideshow. You can stuff it full of unlimited photographs and videos. It is just wonderful. It makes a great gift. And you can load it remotely. So you could give one of these to your dad if he lives in a different state. And then you can add photographs, whatever you want so he could get up in the morning, maybe walk into his home office and oh, look, there's a picture of his grandkid or whatever. It might be just a lot of fun. I'm a huge fan of these. When we first started talking about it, I got one, it's at my house. I'm talking about it right now. And I noticed that Jeffrey and Christie immediately look over at the 1. We have to see who the pictures are. It's really cool. It's better than sending just a photograph on someone's cell phone. They've got a little postage stamp size photo. No, these are full size photographs. And the aura frame has been named number one by Wirecutter. It really is a great, great product and you can save big dollars right now. You can get 35 bucks off select frames if you use the code Tom when you go to auraframes.com and it's spelled A U R A or A frames. This is a limited time offer for Bob and Tom show listeners and I highly recommend it. Auraframes.com the promo code is my name Tom. And you can support our show. Mention, if you will, the Bob and Tom show at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. But as I've often said, if I had three arms, I'd give this three thumbs up. You can preload it. It makes a great gift. And there's a variety of frames. They look, they look really cool. They're very, very, very classy. The Aura frame. Once again, auraframes.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We'd certainly appreciate that. When we come back, more of your letters and more exciting things in the world of sports. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. When people hear that Mint Mobile plans are only 15 bucks a month and a lot of people wonder, okay, what's the catch? Well, I can tell you from firsthand experience, there isn't one. There are no gimmicks, no gotchas, just unlimited talk, text and data, fast, reliable coverage on the nascent's largest 5G network and an award winning care team. I guess that makes Mint Mobile a catch.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

You got your hot water there?

[Christy Lee]

I have green tea. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Green tea. There's Jevoske. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Pat Godwin's still home with his owie shoulder. And Josh getting the colonoscopy today. We don't, we were not set up for that in the studio. Or he could have gotten it done

[Tom Griswold]

here, but no, there might be an aroma and I'M not sure this room is sterile, by the way. Pat Godwin's dry bar special is now out. Oh, yeah, really? Filmed more than a year ago so

[Christy Lee]

he could sit at home and watch himself all day.

[Tom Griswold]

He can watch the old pat Godwin. The £50 ago pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, so check it out once again, the dry bar special. It's all clean material, as they say. So there you go, Patty G. We'll hope to see him back here next week.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Dear Bob and Tom Show. My mom taught me the basics of sewing when I was a kid. I never imagined I'd actually need that skill. I've been saying I'm going to get a sewing machine. That seems very therapeutic to me right about now. Start sewing things. Making my own clothes maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not. I'd just like to have a gadget, a sewing machine. Anyway, my mom thought I'd need sewing skill eventually, so fast forward to Air Force basic training. I ended up hemming the pan the pants of all 52 recruits in my class.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Turns out mom knew what she was doing. Definitely paid off as a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they should teach that still in Home EC for kids, because that's what they did. They taught you how to sew and cook and things you really need.

[Chick McGee]

This is for Mark in Nampa, Idaho. Not Tampa, but Nampa Nancy with an N. Nampa, Idaho. He also says, I got my mom a gold rose from Steven Singer. Great gift idea. Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Beautiful country.

[Tom Griswold]

Andrea writes, I was helping clean my uncle's garage this weekend. I stumbled upon this gem. It's a sorta good condition Frank Zappa poster.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the famous Phi Zappa Krappa poster. Famous with Mr. Zappa sitting on a. On a toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. It also describes the music you made. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I think I'm accurate on that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have a letter, but I can't say the person's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They've asked and they watched the show via YouTube. So this was a couple of days ago, we were talking about salesmen leaving porn under the mattress for other salespeople. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day, that was kind of the traveling salesman, there was a little code. They would leave pornographic magazines between the mattresses.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Well, when this person was in the Marines, they were sent to Japan. I think it's Iwakuni Japan. The Marines in our squadron who had been there before told us to find a panel in the ceiling of our barracks room and see what was hidden in there. Sure enough, almost every barrack, every room had a porn stash left by the marines who came before us. Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Semper fi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's kind of cool, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense. I guess there's. No. Really isn't anything like that anymore, is there?

[Christy Lee]

No, because you have it all on your phone now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So like everything else, it's on your phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a shame.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that they had the Radio Shack. It made the rounds on social media. Radio Shack ad from like 1986 and everything. And everything in the ad is now on your phone. Like a video recorder, Audio recorder. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, once again. Yesterday. Yesterday, VHS day. Was celebrating.

[Chick McGee]

Still on that, are we?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, that was one of the things, probably. And although 76 was VHS. No, it wasn't out yet.

[Christy Lee]

Was it 80?

[Chick McGee]

I bought one.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it the heyday. Heyday, late late 70s, early 80s?

[Chick McGee]

I got one and I swear I thought it was very early and it was the. The only thing you could do was put it on a channel and then pick the time it started. You couldn't. Oh, you go like you can. Right at the height of their popularity

[Tom Griswold]

and Beta, it was just. And there was Betamax and VHS and I think beta exited about 83, 84.

[Christy Lee]

Beta was what was preferred by the TV stations because that's what we used, the Betamax.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this thing was a VGA VHS. It was probably 1312, $1300.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Back then.

[Chick McGee]

Back then, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought a Beta machine and then you joined this club and they would give you these tickets. So in each ticket you'd rent a Beta video.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bought a Beta machine, went to the place, got the tickets and

[Chick McGee]

you were set, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then they stopped renting the Beta things a month later. And yeah, that became a doorstop to go buy a vhs.

[Christy Lee]

It was a better format, but it didn't take off. I don't know what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. The urban legend is the porno industry decided that they were going to go with the VHS format. I don't know if that's true. I think it's because Sony wouldn't licensed, wouldn't license the format. I think that's what happened. Whereas the. I think VHS was more universal. So I imagine there are thousands and thousands and thousands of, if not millions of VHS players sitting around in garages.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or somewhere. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I remember getting our first one that before mentioned first husband of mine went out to get laundry detergent and brought home a 1200 PCR.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the cool thing to do is

[Chick McGee]

deal it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the cool thing is if you look at. If you taped anything back in the day, say in the 80s, and you go back and watch it, the best part are the commercials. Oh, yeah, they're so different.

[Chick McGee]

I have a Super Bowl 26 in Minneapolis between the Bills and the Redskins. And it was. I think that was like the last year that wasn't just overcome with commercials. And it's really odd to watch it. There's a lot of promos for the network, but not that many. There were commercials, but not anything like.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I saw an ad, the old ad the other day for the ancient Chinese secret.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Calgon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, oh, man, I forgot about.

[Christy Lee]

That was a long running ad.

[Tom Griswold]

At one point. That was the longest running ad in prime time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was, I think may have been perceived as being somewhat racist. It was an Asian woman behind the, you know, ancient Chinese. It was. She was. It was a laundry. Laundry place. And the Chinese secret was whisk, if I believe. Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was Calgon.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it Calgon?

[Chick McGee]

It was Calgon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was whisk.

[Chick McGee]

No, definitely Calgon.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Calgon dishwashing to detergent?

[Christy Lee]

They have all kinds of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was the secret.

[Chick McGee]

We need more Calgon. Ancient Chinese secret.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see we have this nice letter. This is kind of a visual. This comes to us from Douglas. He said, always take this road. It's a street sign. Photograph looks like a. In a rural area. I'll spell it for you. See if you can figure out the way it's pronounced. T I L L I C U M.

[Chick McGee]

Would that be Tilikum? Yeah. Not till I come.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. It's an avenue way out in the country.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't whisk ring around the collar? Wasn't that there big.

[Chick McGee]

That was whisk.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whatever happened to that? Did they finally cure it?

[Christy Lee]

Ring around the collar's gone. You're right. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It did kind of go away.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks to contemporary medicine. We'd like to thank the scientists that developed.

[Chick McGee]

We complain about the diseases we. But we whipped.

[Tom Griswold]

We whipped.

[Chick McGee]

Bring around the collar's ass.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We won.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had polio there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if that's gone the way people dress at work. Has that gone down?

[Christy Lee]

Bring around the collar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. With a white shirt and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tight tie.

[Chick McGee]

Business Suit. Yeah. That's what caused ring around collar.

[Christy Lee]

They had to sweat. They were sweating.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty, dirty sweat work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I mean, people dress in a much more casual manner. I think so in many, many places. Not all of them.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised because of the way your dad was that you don't dress up like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to wear a coat and tie to school every day. So I.

[Christy Lee]

That was it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm over. I'm over it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You also hated to get up early, didn't you? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad would get up on Saturday morning and put on a coat and die. And then if he. He'd usually go into work downtown now or he would be at home, he would still have coat and tie.

[Chick McGee]

Now what was that?

[Christy Lee]

At home relaxing.

[Chick McGee]

What was that process, Tom? Would he wheel himself into the shower?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. My father had polio. He could. He could lumber around.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He did a nice job for himself.

[Christy Lee]

So he's sitting there watching the Browns on a Sunday afternoon and he's wearing a coat and tie.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd probably take the tie off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Or loosen it at least. Just. Just a. More of a formal. More of a formal universe.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever get this?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom. Dad wants to talk to you. And you had to go into the study and he's sitting at the desk. Thanks for coming in, son.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't that formal. He was a very nice man. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. We have a Stockholm surviv would say NBA action.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have how to cancel your plans because we all love canceling stuff. The stats are pretty amazing.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll find out about the cure for ring around the collar and ring around the tub. Has that gone away too?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there was a tub ring.

[Tom Griswold]

That dirty ring. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

What would you do if your online

[Tom Griswold]

store converted 36% more shoppers? You could take 36% more vacation. Another pina colada.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, please.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Hire 36% more help. You're hired. And you're hired. Shopify has the world's best converting checkout

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

What you do with those extra sales is up to you.

[Christy Lee]

Switch to Shopify [e-mail] and get a $1 trial.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

listen.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Boba Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello There's. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat Godwin still at home recovering from his rotator cuff surgery. And Josh Arnold having a colonoscopy today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's very important. Talk to your medical professionals about when you should get one of those. Everybody. Very, very important.

[Chick McGee]

Sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about ring around the collar and whether or not it's been eradicated.

[Christy Lee]

We tackled it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know they got. They had polio kind of under control there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I say we whipped ring around the collar in our lifetime.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'd gotten confused between the Calgon commercial and the Wisk commercial. But I just did a little homework here.

[Chick McGee]

Did you check what we had already told you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wanted.

[Chick McGee]

Because you didn't believe us.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. You were correct. Yeah, I just remember those are. They say those commercials were among the most aired of any commercial. And the so called ancient Chinese secret was the cal. And the secret was Kalgon is a water source softener. And that was the so called. Remember the ancient Chinese secret.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Calgon is an additive for your water.

[Christy Lee]

It was a lot of things. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Laundry additive to. For folks that have hard water. I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

I think I was in my mid-20s before I had a water softener. Oh, maybe 30s, fortunately.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have well water as a kid?

[Chick McGee]

No, it was a city water. But no, pretty hard. No water softener.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Depending on where you live, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've got really hard water and you don't have a water softener. You also have very brown hair. Porcelain, typically.

[Chick McGee]

It's easy to spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the first time I saw that, I thought I didn't understand. I thought that just the people there were just pigs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

We thought they were clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in any event. Event. So those. Those were the two big ones. Ring around the collar and the. The ancient Chinese dude. And I don't know if I don't think ring around the collar is still a thing. As you said. I don't think it's. They're promoting their ability to do that. Now I want to give you a couple of commercial phrases, see if you know who. Who does this one. My baloney has a first name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

O A S E A R M

[Tom Griswold]

A Y E R. But I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, I don't know what.

[Christy Lee]

That's the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Alka Seltzer. Oh, okay. Hey, Mikey. He likes it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Life cereal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had Life cereal?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it any good?

[Chick McGee]

Never had.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It just seemed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give you some Frosted Flakes and all that again.

[Christy Lee]

It's sweet. A little sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you remember the slogan for Memorex? We were talking about VHS tape earlier.

[Chick McGee]

How about is it live or is it Memorex?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And do you remember who their spokes? One of their spokesperson people?

[Chick McGee]

People don't.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Ella Fitzgerald, great jazz singer.

[Jeff Oskay]

What was the ad back in, I want to say the 80s where it was a guy sitting in his chair.

[Christy Lee]

Maxell.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maxell.

[Tom Griswold]

And it looked. It looked like the. The music was less sold out.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was blowing his hair down. Yes. I. That ad made me want to have that whole setup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a terrific ad.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were just talking about it recently because again, somebody just released their. One of their records on cassette. And of course, we had the story earlier about a guy who's releasing a movie exclusively on vhs. Yikes. Don't think that'll do too well. We turn now to Chick McGee across the way at the sports desk. What's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, we have a letter from Dan in Michigan City, Michigan. This billboard, as you'll see Tom, will pop up. The billboard is just outside of Michigan City. It's for vasectomies. And if you look closely, if you get one side done, you get the other side free. In office. No scalpel.

[Christy Lee]

No scalpel. How they do it?

[Tom Griswold]

And is that a sperm with a

[Chick McGee]

line through it with the red line in the circle? Yeah, right through the sperm.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. In office. No scalpel.

[Chick McGee]

When I got. When I got mine done, it was a single hole, like a punch at the top of the top of the scroll. And then they reached around in there with and. And pulled the vas out. The vast difference.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have a crochet hook?

[Tom Griswold]

They have a little camera.

[Chick McGee]

It looked like they have a little

[Tom Griswold]

camera on that baby. Or they just.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Just feel around.

[Jeff Oskay]

Crochet hook and a soldering iron.

[Chick McGee]

But I tell you this. When they cut it, right, and then they do take a soldering iron and burn both ends. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was just joking.

[Chick McGee]

When it goes up in. They cut it and one ends free in your body. It goes

[Christy Lee]

like a window blow.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a weird window. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That most painful thing about it, when that really.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there an aroma when they were cauterizing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. It's Burning skin. Yeah, sure. Burning organic material.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You. Oh, that's right. You haven't ever got one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, no, he's still ready.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I still have the high test leaded.

[Christy Lee]

His youngest is what, 10 now? You're due.

[Chick McGee]

Not, not 10 year old's too big to cuddle. Yeah, you got to get one. Yeah. My vasectomy was court ordered though. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's that. You go through those phases when you have kids. It's the car seat thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

First it's the backwards one, then they go to various. Then all of a sudden the other day I noticed in my garage.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have like 30 car seats?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. One of the. Well, the car seat technology, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

A five year old car seat's illegal at this point. Right. You've got. They keep upgrading them, which is great, by the way, but the ice. I went in my garage the day and I had a booster seat. I kind of got a little tear in my eye. I don't really need that.

[Christy Lee]

The 10 year old's not in a booster seat.

[Tom Griswold]

And my friend Mark.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He needs a boost.

[Christy Lee]

Did you give it to him as a gift?

[Jeff Oskay]

He's gonna bring it to lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

I should wrap it up and bring it to one of our lunches.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, here you go, Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny. Sorry, Mark. Yeah, I kind of miss those days.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

When they were. When they were really little.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Tom, this is for. Just for you. I've been listening to your discussion about the World cup on Friday show. It occurred to me that the organizers of the event have missed a huge marketing opportunity by not going with any games in Vegas. FIFA Las Vegas. Yeah. Why? Why hasn't somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

Why hasn't anybody stepped up for that? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

FIFA Las Vegas in case it's not hot enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Where they're having them already.

[Chick McGee]

USA plays Paraguay this Friday at SoFi in Los Angeles. US host cities and stadiums, of course. Atlanta, Georgia, Mercedes Benz, Boston at Gillette Stadium. Dallas. Well, technically arlington, Texas at AT&T Stadium. Houston is hosting some matches. NRG Stadium, Kansas City, Arrowhead, Los Angeles, SoFi Miami, Hard Rock Stadium, New York, New Jersey, where the final game will be held at MetLife Stadium, where the Giants and Jets play in Philly at Lincoln Financial in San Francisco, Santa Clara at Levi's Stadium and Lumen Field in Seattle, Washington, all over the country.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I ask a stupid question?

[Chick McGee]

I. I doubt if I have an answer, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Are all the fields exactly the same? Measurements?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they fit them in? Aren't soccer fields bigger than football fields?

[Chick McGee]

Much bigger, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they fit him into all those things?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they can, or they wouldn't have. Probably would have been.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

First question.

[Christy Lee]

We'll just.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I'll just take 20ft off the end.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that no one wants to say this except for me. I couldn't care less about this.

[Chick McGee]

No. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievably boring.

[Chick McGee]

You're the only one saying that. You're the only. Everybody else is excited about the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do you find a game that doesn't stop for 45 minutes? Boring. There's no timeouts. There's no nothing. They're just running the entire time. And that's boring to you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna watch this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to say. Crap. You're gonna watch this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm gonna watch this crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. That'll keep you off the road so I can go places.

[Chick McGee]

I find myself watching it every. Every four years, whatever the hell it is.

[Christy Lee]

In our defense, you don't sit down and watch any sports anyway, no matter what it is.

[Chick McGee]

You're incapable of playing cards.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You can't.

[Christy Lee]

Can't watch at this point.

[Chick McGee]

You haven't acknowledged it yet, but you can't go to a movie theater and watch a movie.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You hate every movie you've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Not true.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing makes you happier than a blockbuster bombing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. What's the latest?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All those people.

[Tom Griswold]

Hundreds of people, spend thousands of hours and they release a million millions and millions of dollars. Nobody ever said, hey, this, this. By the way, the scene we're working on. Really boring. No.

[Chick McGee]

You're just an awful, awful man.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't like soccer. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

You played soccer? Growing.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I just. Much more fun playing it than watching it.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. One more. Tom. These are phrases from Friday show, all right. Taken out of context. Justin has compiled them for us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you remember calling Christie a violent hippie?

[Christy Lee]

Violent and tippy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there was content in reference to somebody doing donuts in the car. Was that you doing a donut in your car or something?

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about donuts in cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And I said, did you ever do yard jobs or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. Yeah, I. We would do donuts in parking lots when there's a quarter inch of snow.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

You got to leave rubber dude, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, that's because you're a violent hippie. I was just a hippie doing donuts on the snow and not hurting anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold, Tom's son, was on the show Friday. And everybody, this is a common thought. And everybody excited and laughed for what seemed like forever when Tom. When Willie called Tom a. On the air.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, context is important.

[Chick McGee]

I was telling Christy to eat that hole. Yeah, she was. She was mowing on some donut holes because Friday now.

[Christy Lee]

And I had two donuts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. See, you're all hilarious, though. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for all the good times.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we have news about the Knicks and Madison Square Garden.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. If you want to buy a ticket for tonight's game, don't just, just watch it on the tv. Trust. Trust your Uncle Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch it on TV from Cosmo. What to do if you're male partner has too large of a male member.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Cosmo is two things. Women, you're just not up to snuff. And now men, you're just not up to snuff or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why are they picking on us?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but we'll find out what they have to say. Also, I think a story I think you'll like. I know one of your favorite shows in England is about a little repair shop kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the Repair Shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got repair cafes in the news coming up.

[Chick McGee]

You go in and have a burger and a soda and you get your VCR repair.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a black cruise.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Not sure exactly what.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Pat Godwin at home nursing his surgically rebuilt shoulder. Right shoulder. And Josh Arnold having his colon looked at up close and personal.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking live, going deep colonoscopy. Very important. Talk to a medical professional about the importance of getting your colonoscopy, et cetera, et cetera. Ladies, you have.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Many other tests and that one, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, ladies if your physician wants to check your prostrate, you might want to get a new doctor. That's all I'm saying. Right now. We're going to head over that way to the sports desk with Chick Magee. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom. Police have canceled the NBA Finals watch party out in front of Madison Square Garden tonight for the Knicks Spurs. Knicks hold a two game to none lead and the best of seven. It's part of their enhanced security measures for tonight's game. President Donald Trump will be attending that game. He's a longtime Knicks fan who confirmed on Friday that he would attend his very first, the first NBA Finals game in New York since 1999. Part of the problem from Trump's visit was the cancellation of that watch party. And they're going to heighten security and they're telling fans to arrive two hours early and also bring as little as you can into the arena. And if you don't, if you want to try to bring something into, just be advised they will take it.

[Tom Griswold]

No bags of any kind?

[Chick McGee]

No, no bags of any kind. Not even the see through bags?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Not. I call them the naughty bags.

[Christy Lee]

What are those influencer girls gonna do if they can't put their lipstick on every 10 minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Put it in your pocket, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

And don't let nobody hock it. The Knicks heading into game three and the spurs as of this morning. The get into MSG price, Madison Court Garden price on the secondary market for a single ticket. This is getting into the arena. $5,000. That means for you and your honey, that's 10 grand to get in. Jeff. The most expensive tickets so far. This will probably go up before game time. Near courtside. $62,000.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Chick McGee]

62k.

[Christy Lee]

One ticket.

[Chick McGee]

62 racks.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Chick McGee]

For game four, the get in price. The most expensive game in NBA Finals history was more than $10,000. Garden making up some, making some ticket money on these.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make money in the secondary market at it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It would stand to reason that if I work for the Garden and I can get a hold of tickets and I can give them to somebody and we can split whatever they sell it for. What am I saying? That that sort of thing's not going to go on in New York City? I don't. No, Gosh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're rolling the dice. If you're buying game four tickets, thinking it's going to be the championship, you're assuming that they're going to win tonight.

[Chick McGee]

You're Going to. They're win tonight, then win game four. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Game two, very close.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shot away from going the other direction.

[Chick McGee]

Wemby hit the back of the iron. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if you could get courtside if you gave him. Gave a kidney?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that legal?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it's legal.

[Tom Griswold]

Trade you a kidney for courtside. See. You know, the games will be on television.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent coverage.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I think a kidney's cheaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

$62,000.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably buy one for what, 30 grand?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can move a kidney for 15 gr.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Got a guy. I got a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a kidney guy.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Let's not talk about this on the air. Just see me after the show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

We'll fix you up. NHL game 1, 2, 34 tonight in Vegas. FIFA Vegas. Very Vegas. Canes at Las Vegas tonight. The Golden Knights two game to one lead in that series. Denny Hamlin won the NASCAR event in Brooklyn. Joseph Newgarden won the St. Louis IndyCar race.

[Christy Lee]

I get ended at midnight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A lot of rain.

[Christy Lee]

Late. It didn't start till like, 9, 20. Yeah. Rain delays.

[Chick McGee]

And the French Open. Everybody do the French open. You open your mouth. It's very. Why'd you guys stick your tongue out? French open. You meet a girl who didn't quite get the French, didn't know how to French. French kiss. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd she do?

[Chick McGee]

I dated a girl. She kissed like a mason jar or a ball jar. She. She just opened her mouth up as wide as it could go and never moved.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's no tutorial on that, so

[Chick McGee]

it's kind of getting invited. Like getting invited to an attic and you got to root around in there and find. Yeah, it was something else. Yeah. When did this happen? High school.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I drove past Carrie's house. Actually, I was back in the 43140 over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you had your reunion, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. That's coming up in September.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. But Carrie was the girl that didn't know how to kiss.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she was a mess. Well, this tells you all you need to know. Her mom's name was Theta. What? And she. Theta T H E D A.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And she was very. She looked like she walked off the set of Sunset Boulevard. It was. It was something else.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. Great ass, though, anyway. On her mom, of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So. I'm sorry, so you're talking about Theta's Theta had the great ass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And was she. Was she playing in the French Open?

[Chick McGee]

Her daughter? No. She's playing. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to make sure we were in the same page.

[Chick McGee]

Alexander's makes it sound like a car is going to start. Jeff. That's right. Alexander. Zev. Z, V E R E V. That's

[Christy Lee]

a lot of V's.

[Chick McGee]

Zev. Zev. Riv. Yeah, let's call me L. Zebra. Yes. He won the men's and Russian. What do we know about the Russians? Mira Andreeva. She's 19 years old. She won the ladies side of the French. All right, Very wonderful. Speaking of ladies, Nelly Corden, 1 Nelly Corda won the US Women's Open in Los Angeles. J.T. poston won the Memorial in beautiful Dublin, Ohio. Practically in my backyard of London, Ohio and Chicago. Bears say they are moving ahead with a move to northwest Indiana. In general Hammond, Indiana in particular, the team said it's looking to build a stadium in Indiana after their proposal to provide financial incentives for the NFL team to build its new home in Illinois stalled in the state legislature. The Bears board of directors voted last week to move forward with a stadium development project in Hammond. The team, the Bears, said in a statement it will bring Chicagoland together and deliver new opportunities to its residents and businesses. I saw a stat over the weekend that half the Bears fans live in Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

50%?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was. I had a technical question or that Chicago. That may be too boring. But I was wondering if. Because Indiana is on Eastern time.

[Chick McGee]

Not up there.

[Christy Lee]

Not up there.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah, and that's. That's what I found out.

[Chick McGee]

Central Daylight Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Hammond stays on there on Central time, like Chicago. So now there are a number. Obviously a lot of teams don't play in the. Certainly in the city that they're named after.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have that list, actually. Let me go over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Los Angeles Rams. They play in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Inglewood, California. Oh. Huh. New York Giants play in New York.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Jets play in New York.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Ruffle East Rford, New Jersey. San Francisco 49ers. San Francisco. They play in San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

No. It's almost an hour away.

[Tom Griswold]

In Santa Clara was Kezar Stadium in San Francisco.

[Chick McGee]

Kesar was in. In San Francisco, Great old John Brody Ker Keyar Stadium. Ken Willard.

[Christy Lee]

Is that. Was that. Was that a product or was that a person or.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably a person.

[Chick McGee]

Probably a. Keys are.

[Christy Lee]

Ketone.

[Chick McGee]

Keys are. Isn't that time you stepped up to a Keysar?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's the. The Quality Keytar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Las Vegas Raiders. They play in Las Vegas. No, it's Paradise, Nevada. Oh, how about that? Which I think means prostitution's legal. Oh, I believe what I think. So it's not legal in Vegas, but you know what? I'm trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They got to have standards.

[Chick McGee]

Dallas Cowboys. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

Or America's Team. No. Lying bunch of bastards. They play in Arlington, Texas, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know where that's at.

[Chick McGee]

The Washington football team. I will not say the C word. They play in Landover, but supposedly by 2030, they're going to be back. Look at the RFK site. We will see which is in the District. The Dolphins playing Miami Gardens and the Bills playing Orchard Park, New York. And they've got that new stadium set to go for the Bills coming up this week.

[Jeff Oskay]

So they will still be the Chicago Bears, even though they are in the.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that definitely. Or let me rephrase it. That still may not happen.

[Chick McGee]

Right. And that's what I'm. I. I don't know if Indiana is aware of the animosity that Chicago in particular has toward people from Indiana. It's not good. So I know it would be like Indiana moving the Pacers to Louisville, Kentucky.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's. That's not gonna work.

[Chick McGee]

You ever notice that, Tom? There are all these states across the country and there's a rivalry between. Yeah, like Ohio, Ohio State, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

But I wouldn't get the bulldozers out quite yet.

[Chick McGee]

No. Now there's going to be power play, a Hail Mary. Somebody has his fingers wiggling behind his back as I'm speaking, and hundreds of soccer fans. Oh, this is a world record. My bad. Stupid world record. Hundreds of soccer fans in Ontario, Canada, helped break the Guinness World Record for the largest game of human foosball. Foosball. You heard me correctly. Foosball. Despite inclement weather, it's Canada well below

[Christy Lee]

zero this weekend, even in the summer.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Total of 254 participants turned up to play and achieved the record title of foosball. The record attempt arranged by the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation in anticipation of 2026 FIFA World Cup. And they hope to raise money for Ontario Soccer.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So instead of running around playing soccer, they're just staying in the same place.

[Chick McGee]

They're standing there like they have a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a limb going across that they all held on to.

[Chick McGee]

I say yes, if you're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Recreate a foosball table. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Even more boring than soccer. They can't run. They just have to stand there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet you don't like foosball either.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there they are.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There they are. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hate it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hope they use a gigantic wooden ball and they just break their feet on every kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They have to hold on to the pole and they can't move.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have to do backflips when they kick the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like in foosball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's one guy in every friend group that is like a demon at foosball. And you never know it until the foosball game breaks out.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's my late.

[Christy Lee]

Is she good?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It blew me away. We were at a bar one night and she's like, do you want to play? And I was like, no. And come to find out for like five years of her life, after work, they would go to a bar and play foosball. She is amazing at it.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Jeff Oskay]

She schooled everybody that night.

[Chick McGee]

Those guys that flip up the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she like 90 miles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

Never used her goalie. Just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Banging shots away. That's her.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations. Coming up, we have booze in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Booze in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We got emo.

[Chick McGee]

Don't snooze. Booze in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Emo news. I'm sorry. Emu news. Sorry. Big difference.

[Chick McGee]

Do yourself a favor. Search Rod hall emu on YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. And Cosmopolitan magazine has done an investigation what to do if your boyfriend's accoutrement are excessively large and how to take that in. Ladies, Is that right, gents? Whatever you're into, it's okay with me. And it's Best Friends Day today. National Best Friends Day.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I was in Ohio visiting my best friend.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I was nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll find out what that means.

[Chick McGee]

Bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently this was sanctioned by the United States Congress. I didn't know they had that kind of time. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Did you know Fast Growing Trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over 2 million happy customers. Whether you're planting fruit trees, adding privacy, brightening things up with flowers, or bringing in houseplants, Fast Growing Trees has it all. Even better, they can help you find options that are right for your climate, your space and lifestyle style. Click, order, grow. Every plant arrives healthy with the alive and thrive guarantee straight to your door. So if you're ready to get planting, this is the moment. Right now. They have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants and Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase when using the code WWO at checkout. That's an additional 20% off. Better plants and better growing at fast growingtrees.com using the code www.wo@checkout fast growingtrees.com code WWO. Now's the perfect time to plant. Let's grow together. Use WWO to save today. Offer is valid for a limited time. Terms and conditions apply. Go to growingfasttrees.com for details.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Check.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the Sidekick. Jess. Hello, Jess. Jess. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And Pat Godwin on the disabled list with his shoulder. And Josh Arnold having a procedure this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Colonoscopy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Patty G. Is visible. However, today, if you watch his dry bar comedy special, it's finally been released more than a year after it was

[Christy Lee]

filmed called Identity Crisis.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, it's out there now. I haven't seen it yet. I just texted with Pat and he said yes, it's. It's out there. It's up and running. Go do dry bar comedy. And you can watch a little bit of Pat doing some great stuff live. And it's a very clean. In case you were concerned.

[Christy Lee]

It's family friendly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Very, very friendly. You can have a family and watch it with them at the same time. That's so friendly. Have we concluded our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I thought maybe the baseball. I don't know if you got you. Christy, you remember this or not? Tom, too. We had our picture taken and put on a baseball card.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, many years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And as you can see by this picture. You guys let me have the picture with my bad mustache.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Wow. I look.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Harmon Killebrew in that. Damn. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy, you are smoking, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks. I was about 50 pounds lighter, it looks like. Boy, you know what? I. You can see that Willie is definitely your son in that picture, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You guys look like twins.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I was questioning that over the weekend,

[Jeff Oskay]

but if he was yours.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

He was. He was great. He did a great job on stage. No, the day other. That's, that's. I do look like him in that Film.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't insult the audience or yell at him. Any you jerks read. He didn't yell at him?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. He made fun of me a lot. It was fun.

[Christy Lee]

He did make fun of Tom alone.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. He did Great. Well, that's. I haven't seen that picture in ages. We'll have to get that thing posted,

[Christy Lee]

put it on our aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, There you go. By all means. Now, Christy Lee is over there at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

You've talked about this a lot this morning, so we'll get right at it. Ladies, ladies, listen up. Sex experts at Cosmopolitan have offered some advice. If your partner's male member is too

[Chick McGee]

big, it's just too large. Doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is like a Mr. Obvious story. I wish he were around to read it. Angie Rountree, founder and director of sh.com. yeah. Told Cosmopolitan that doing more foreplay can help increase arousal, which in turn allows for tenting when the cervix shifts and the appropriate areas expand to optimize penetration. Tenting, Tenting. That's minimizing the risk of uncomfortable contact.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now you're dealing with lockjaw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's going to be a problem. You got to work up to that, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Of course, she also said communication is key.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe trying to deep throat a submarine sandwich before.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're talking about. I think they're talking about traditional intercourse.

[Christy Lee]

I heard that it's important to learn when to say no or not yet when larger than average partner is trying to. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The CEO of Bespoke Surgical, Evan Goldstein, warned that the pain is the body's way of waving a yellow flag. And overriding those signals can lead to injuries. Well, duh. So I would say a lubricant might help.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this like an article called what to do when you have too much money? It doesn't. Doesn't really apply to too many people. No, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Now that you have too much money, what are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

The editors of Cosmopolitan.

[Chick McGee]

It's a burden. It's just a burden.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I read. Forgive me. Deeper into this article, this says 5.5 inches is considered by some to be too large. That should make a lot of guys feel pretty good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 5.5 doesn't seem to be.

[Chick McGee]

That's downright exciting. Yeah. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I guess there's like 5.5 inches.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's eight. Oh, Christie's holding.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was 14 inches. What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

How dare I've always been dual.

[Chick McGee]

How dare you ruin the story?

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy, let me ask you something. Have you ever been with someone so large you have to throw it over your shoulder and burp it like a baby? Have you ever?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Just answer the question.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have not. No. No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Cosmopolitan.

[Chick McGee]

You ever burp yours like a baby?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Japanese style scalp massages are catching on in the US a typical session at a head spa lasts 60 or 90 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, head spa. Can I help you?

[Christy Lee]

It often begins with a inspection right there.

[Tom Griswold]

The name.

[Christy Lee]

I know that's maybe all you want to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe confusing to some guys into the head spa.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, this is Robert Kraft. You really call yourselves a head spa?

[Tom Griswold]

That is very bold. Truth and advertising.

[Christy Lee]

You do a scalp inspection followed by deep cleansing, exfoliation, steam, extended head, face and neck massage.

[Chick McGee]

Deep, deep, deep.

[Christy Lee]

Many services which can cost as much as $200 an hour.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wow. Also include essential oils, conditioning masks and aromatherapy. And a quiet setting with dimmed lights and soft music. Peter Thom. T H A M. We continue. I'm Peter Thom, owner of Nen Head Spa.

[Chick McGee]

We hope to open another 30 head spas here in the United States.

[Christy Lee]

Told the AP the core part of it is actually getting your hair washed, combined with the facial, scalp, neck and shoulder massages. Okay. These are really prevalent now in the Chicago area where my daughters live. We walked by one the other day and I was like, like, we have to try that. I think it would be awesome. I'm having my head rubbed.

[Tom Griswold]

You said 200 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

This said almost $200 an hour can cost as much as. I don't believe. Well, I mean, I think that's. If you combine like everything.

[Jeff Oskay]

If I go to a nice barber shop, I get a head massage. I get all of that, and I get my haircut for 75 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. I have a question. I'm with you. My. My guy does that too.

[Chick McGee]

240. 240 with two tip, though.

[Tom Griswold]

But wouldn't it be. I mean, for example, in your case, you've got nice long hair. If the guy said it's. It's all about washing your hair and then the giving the. Wouldn't they have to then dry your hair before you could leave?

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Maybe they do dry your hair. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, there's. I. I know there's a. Next to a restaurant that I go to, there's a place called the Blowout.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Those are big. Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I had the wrong idea about that, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sir, please put that away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. First we had the head shop, then the blowout.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can get us a groupon for a 70 minute Japanese head shampoo for 64 bucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

But then my question is, I mean, if you, if you have nice hair ladies, are you going to do one of the. Do they. Can you ask for, if you will, a dry rub?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or if you're Tom, do you get 75% off?

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say you don't have any hair on top.

[Christy Lee]

I think if you're going into this place, you know what you're going in for. It's not like you're going to go there and on a. Before you're going on a date and have to get cleaned up and go out. This is a relaxation. It's like going to have a massage. You don't go to a massage and come out, you still have oil on you. You got to go home and shower. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking you because, I mean, getting your hair, your hair all messed up.

[Chick McGee]

Why are.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you so worried about your hair getting messed up?

[Chick McGee]

Why are you worried about. You know, I've seen him adjust his hair and he will, he will shake his head back. The classic. As if he has hair on the top. Have seen him do this? Yeah, he's daydreaming or something. He goes in the back and does this and then he.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's the same thing as.

[Chick McGee]

Shakes his head. Like it's. Yeah. Got all this hair.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever talk to someone who's lost a limb and they still, they still have. They still have those phantoms? Yeah, those phantom feelings. I have phantom bangs.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you just don't go all in on one of those. Do you know the technology, the advancements we've made in wig legs? It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

And to answer your question, I'm on one of the websites for one of these places near my daughter's house. They do blow your hair dry at the end. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you pay retail or do you go to a scalper? Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a foot place across from the gym that Christy and I go to.

[Chick McGee]

A foot place.

[Christy Lee]

Foot finaster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I'll say it, I'm a big fan. Yes. I don't. I've gone to that one. But there's one closer to my house that I go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they just do feet no, they

[Christy Lee]

do your whole body.

[Tom Griswold]

But do. They do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, but you lay there on a. It's like a room with like six.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Beds in it.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody's.

[Christy Lee]

Keep your clothes on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they put your feet in a big warm thing of water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do.

[Christy Lee]

And they rub your head, and then they do your neck and your arm, and then they do your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, can you get up to pee? As soon as my feet go in the water, I gotta go.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't get up to pee.

[Tom Griswold]

It's that summer camp. That summer camp layover thing.

[Christy Lee]

You pee before you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It's very nice. You do a good job.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but. And you say these head places are all over Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

Mm. There's quite a few of them in Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they proprietors, typically of Japanese heritage?

[Christy Lee]

That I don't know because I haven't been in one. But the next time I go there, I am definitely gonna try one out. Because. Because I'm intrigued because this is Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. It's Japanese style, so it could be. They could. It could be anybody. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But these range. I mean, this is pretty. I mean, from $78 to 158 bucks. So, I mean, you get your hair done.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be feeling like you're cheating

[Christy Lee]

on your hair stylist just to get my scalp treatment? No.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

As long as you don't get a

[Christy Lee]

hair, you're not getting your hair cut,

[Tom Griswold]

because I know you have that. I know that you were saying last week off the air about it's hard to change hairstyles. Changing hairstylists is very tough.

[Christy Lee]

It is very hard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So there should be some kind of a counseling thing for that or arbitration or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Well, especially when your hairstylist is one of your dearest friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta switch. It can be tough. Okay, coming up, logistics thing. Yeah. Yeah. What have you got over there, Christy? What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. Have you ever tried to get out of something that you've agreed to do? Well, canceling plans apparently is a very common thing. If you need some excuses, we have some for you, man. Yeah, we have bourbon stolen. We have Dave Matthews Style problem in Colorado. And a repair cafe for you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get a little stuff all fixed up. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Take my sewing machine in there, get it fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a bunch of stuff going on. We have a brand new app. Give it a try. Also, we have done a nice remake remodel on bobandtom.com and the Bob and Tom VIP. It's getting better all the time and we've got all kinds of cool videos and stuff posted. So if you get a chance, check out the Bob and Tom app and check out bobandtom.com if you will. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're not in control of your

[Christy Lee]

finances and you have to look outside of your yourself to live the life

[Tom Griswold]

that you want, you're not in control. You're like, like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals

[Christy Lee]

because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for the actual thing you want. Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man. Pat Godwin with his shoulder still on the disabled list and Josh Arnold having a procedure today. He's both. Well, Pat's going to be back next week, we think, we hope. And then Josh should be back tomorrow, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Josh is having a colonoscopy. Very, very important, highly recommended. Talk to a medical professional. See when your time is time for your colonoscopy can be very important.

[Chick McGee]

I have an addendum to sports, if you'd allow me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do we need the sports music?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we could do this, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Extra.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

This, this happened over the weekend, the Cardinals Reds game at bush Stadium in St. Louis. A ball went into the there's a net in center field where the ball kind of rests. And there was a kid and a father.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Who wanted the baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's got the kid. He's holding him by his ankles, holding

[Chick McGee]

him by his ankles. And he was, he was so close. And then the usher sticks his nose in. Hey, you can't, you guys can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

If he dropped the kid, well, but

[Jeff Oskay]

he wasn't going to drop the kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure he is.

[Chick McGee]

The kid's going to get a baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

But the, this, well, he's getting a whiff of his balls right there.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you see there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Face is Right there in the kid's crotch. Was that a home run?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was a home run. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did they end up giving the kid

[Chick McGee]

a ball for the purposes of this? Yeah, yeah, they. They gave him a ball and a bat and a uniform. How about that fresh pair of underwear. So yeah. Okay, well said his ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Stone, you mentioned that Patty G had his. What is, what is the name of that operation?

[Chick McGee]

Rotator Cuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Rotator cuff. It's. And it's. It's a very important surgery. They. I was talking to a friend of mine who's a physician and he said they've really made a lot of advancements. The recovery the first week or so is a little bit difficult, a little painful. So he'll be coming back around. But I'll tell you this. You can watch Patty G. His dry bar special has finally been released. You just find that on YouTube and watch a little dry bar for some great Pat Godwin songs, et cetera, et cetera. And it's rated G. Very friendly for Godwin. That's right. Okay, now Christy Lee is over there at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

So called repair cafes are helping people fix their broken belongings instead of tossing them away. Repair cafes Free events where volunteers with technical know how help their neighbors fix a whole slew of household items. They try to offer an alternative to buying more mass produced disposable goods. This started in the Netherlands with a single event in 2009. But repair cafe has grown into a global non profit. They don't charge with more than 59,000 members. Some 4,000 cafes close to 850,000 items fixed per year. This is a great idea. A recent event in New Paltz, New York saw about a dozen volunteers were bearing old lamps, blunt knives, malfunctioning sound mixers, stopped clocks and even old family photos in need of restoration.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

You see that guy's wife her face at stop o' clock now apparently it did the show.

[Tom Griswold]

The show that you recommended. I've watched that a couple times.

[Chick McGee]

The repair shop from. From England.

[Jeff Oskay]

So good.

[Chick McGee]

It's lovely. It's all laid back. There's always a great story involved.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want that one guy's apron.

[Tom Griswold]

Apron.

[Jeff Oskay]

That leather apron. Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

So he's kind of the guy in charge.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I like.

[Tom Griswold]

And they can fix anything really elaborate old.

[Chick McGee]

Well they.

[Tom Griswold]

Music boxes.

[Chick McGee]

They were putting together a Louis Vuitton.

[Tom Griswold]

Louis Vuitton, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A trunk. One of those. An LV trunk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it had come apart in. In The. And they. They brought it back to life. It was unbelievable. They use terms like bringing it back to life and things. But they replaced the leather and it was gorgeous when they got done.

[Christy Lee]

It's great to do that. Don't throw everything away.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta fix it guy. That why I had a leather bag that they did a great job repairing. Of course it came back smelling like Coors Light and Camel filters. But it's.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you want the bag or not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

They fixed what?

[Tom Griswold]

The leather bag or not?

[Chick McGee]

They fixed an accordion one show and it was like her grandmother played the accordion and then her mom played the accordion and now the daughter was getting it fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it ended with a guy with a sledgehammer.

[Christy Lee]

Guys who can fix things and gals are very much in demand these days. It's hard to find my top 10

[Tom Griswold]

movie scenes of all time. One of them is from Toy Story where the old guy repairs. He sews. Remember that great scene where the old man fixing Woody's. Woody's arm.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

You've never seen Toy Story?

[Chick McGee]

You're not missing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the movies are the greatest. You've never seen any of the Toy Story movies. What's wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

You're fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's adult movies to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I forgot. It might get in the way of your porno.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's me.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean that's you? It is. Last week in the green room, you were going on and on about how you've got your.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about Bruce Wayne, one of your friends favorite porn star. Hold it. It.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it. And now you're just now bringing this into us. Bruce Wayne.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bruce Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope he's starting.

[Jeff Oskay]

He doesn't wear a Batman mask. He's just all wing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he starring in the. The Buttman 2 sequel?

[Chick McGee]

I love that so much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. What about Wang for a half an hour then you were telling me you

[Tom Griswold]

have an old friend who's a legitimate pornographic actress.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a Christopher Christopher reenactment to go with your Bruce Wayne?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Rolls up lowest lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you don't even need to change Dick Grayson. Really?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's already got it.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. Where is one of these so called. What are they called?

[Christy Lee]

Repairs, repair cafes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is one of those stories. They're like a handful of them. They're trying to make it as if they're everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

It says they have 4,000 of them somewhere over cross the boy. Of all the Things I've never seen. Did you hear him? I've never seen one. So it doesn't exist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Of all the stories we do.

[Christy Lee]

But I wonder how I found out about this.

[Chick McGee]

You're attacking a repair shop?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just don't think this is like a pop up though. Like, oh, this weekend we're going to have a repair cafe at this place and everyone meets up and we're going to repair some and next week it's

[Chick McGee]

going to be an Abbott cafe. Stay around for that.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to a coffee shop full of broken people.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever sat next to the guy who's doing the job interview? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite is going to a coffee shop. And you. You realize the people at the next table are on their first. It's. It's an Internet hookup. They're trying to sell themselves. That's always fairly depressing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you taken your daughters to the cat cafe that we have in town?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know we had one.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you. If you tell her about that, I will have to fire you. One of my daughters loves cats, wants to get a cat. My wife hates cats.

[Chick McGee]

There's a cat cafe here in town that they could visit.

[Jeff Oskay]

I made the mistake.

[Chick McGee]

A cat cafe here in town.

[Christy Lee]

They're at camp.

[Tom Griswold]

They're at camp.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll have to yell louder. A cat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I took my daughters because they love cats and I thought that would be a great thing. And it turned out instead of being a great thing to two girls crying the whole way home because they couldn't bring a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So much fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I bet that would happen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It did not.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I do like cats.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a former cat owner.

[Chick McGee]

But you bite the bullet and get a cat. Come on. What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not gonna happen. I'm the dog person. I know. I would love to get a third dog, but I keep getting voted down.

[Chick McGee]

I've got. And I. I don't know if this is a thing or not, but I have puppy fever.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Chick McGee]

I see puppies everywhere I go and

[Tom Griswold]

I get it now because it's summertime.

[Chick McGee]

I need a third puppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time I had puppy fever was in the wintertime.

[Jeff Oskay]

I made that mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that depends on where you live, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

Well, summertime's no picnic either for dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, puppy time can be rough. Yeah, it's one of those things that. Where you look at them and go. It's the same thing with Kids, it's lucky you're cute, right? Take you back to the kennel.

[Chick McGee]

Although last dog I got, she wasn't a puppy. Like six months old. Five months old, right along in there and she came housebroken. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

You get an older dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, get an older dog

[Tom Griswold]

especially. There are places where maybe somebody has is deceased and they need to get their dog passed along. You can give yourself a nice.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying the next dog I get will outlive me? Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's parenthetically. I'm implying that certainly yes is the answer.

[Chick McGee]

All right. At least you're being honest. Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You were talking about returning the kid. You know, you know how they have those baby boxes at the fire station?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

There is an age limit on that. You cannot jam your 15 year old in there. I cried. They will just call to come pick them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Because if there wasn't. Oh, there'd be a line.

[Chick McGee]

Man, if they made that wide open. Can you imagine some 17 year old punk?

[Tom Griswold]

They need to rent an arena.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, they tell me I have an ad.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's return your 14 year old day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Get in line. Hey, where's the fire?

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I say all middle school teachers should not have to pay any income taxes. In fact, all teachers shouldn't have to pay any income taxes. Right now I want to ask you. Wait a minute. Do you have your aura frame yet?

[Chick McGee]

This is a great invention.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the aura frame. It's a great Father's Day gift. These are great. Anytime. I'm a huge fan. We got one. Every time I start talking about, everybody turns around to look at the one behind Jeff over there, let's say. What is that? Oh, that's a live broadcast we got.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's Christy doing a push up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's going on there? What is happening? It's kind of like a slideshow. The aura frame. You can stuff it full of pictures and they rotate in there, not to mention videos. And you can load this remotely. So you could send one to your dad. Say your dad lives halfway across the country. You could send him one of these for Father's Day Preloaded if you want. And once he's got it, you can load it anytime you want, 24, 7. You just go online and through the magic of electricity and the Internet and satellite technology and contemporary culture, voila, there you go. So instead of just sending him a little picture that shows up on his phone the size of a postage stamp, you can send him for Example, in that case, a nice 8 by 10 of a bunch of us standing around. Who's in that picture?

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeffrey Giamarco.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the way to go about this, of course, is to go to auraframes.com and it's a U R auraframes.com I should point out the they were named number one by Wirecutter. This is a great gift. And Aura Frames has done done something even better than before. Now, for a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off a select group of frames, not just the one. So use the code Tom and knock 35 bucks off the price. Aura Frames. Aura makes a great gift. In fact, get one for yourself. They're really cool. I loaded a bunch of those pictures on there. Ms. Hooker loaded a bunch of them up. And we should probably post one of those on our website. They're very cool. The Aura Frame. Aura frames dot com. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you when you check out, please. That'll really help us and it'll help you, too. Once again, you get 35 bucks off select frames. Name number one by Wirecutter aura frames.com Coming up, we have a couple things we have to get to. Excuses that you use to get out of going to events. And it's amazing how many people don't want to do anything. Also, we have more of those, that list of items left in Ubers. And yet again, more license plate rejections, this time from the state of Florida, by the way, some of them rejected, not exactly subtle. One of them, the F word with an extra K. Do you think, think some clerk's gonna go, oh, I didn't, didn't realize it wasn't four letters anymore. No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

They're not.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not that stupid. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, hey. I'm Chick McGee. And there's Tom Griswold. Nobody can ruin a sports story quicker than Tom Griswold. Sorry. No, no, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean to ruin it for you. No, I got a bunch more letters here if you'd like to.

[Chick McGee]

I dare you to read any. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about taking the dare. Old, old commercials and stuff today. Yesterday officially was National VCR day.

[Christy Lee]

The vcrvh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry, excuse me. VHS day. But obviously to play a VHS you need a vhr.

[Christy Lee]

Vcr.

[Tom Griswold]

Vcr VD V. You know, there was

[Chick McGee]

a time they weren't sure if they're gonna go video cassette recorder or videotape recorder. Almost, almost was a VTR instead of a vcr.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah, I'm better. Yeah. Yesterday. So yesterday was VHS day. In honor of the tape.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But we got talking about various tape things and various old commercials and we talked about the Maxell commercial commercial which was the one with a guy sitting there and Pat from Piedmont, South Carolina writes, you may recall it was a guy sitting in a chair and his hair is being blown back by the music.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tie as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was great. It was a great and I believe

[Chick McGee]

the commercial on the tv, it had a video that went with it. The music's playing and the drink he had sitting on his table is being exactly blown back and he slowly coolly reaches over and grabs his drink right before it falls on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

A bit of trivia for Ace. The speaker being used in the ad is distinctive due to its cover audio fans will recognize it as a JBL L100 century. A very popular model.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh. Yeah. Knew all about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Now I have more mail here. This next one is in actually involves a news story we have have about license plates. What do they call vanity plates rejected by the state of Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say a story coming up or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, we can do it.

[Christy Lee]

I have it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

The list of 130 denied personalized license plate includes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think they would make this like a nationwide thing? They would compile their listings for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I have heard that the right various state agencies they will share lists of be on the lookout for the following.

[Christy Lee]

Well these were rejected it in Florida last year. I don't. I think you should do most of

[Tom Griswold]

these Tom because grab yourself a piece of paper and a pencil.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one that's easy. 69 LOL. 69 Love.

[Chick McGee]

Love or lick?

[Christy Lee]

69 no, what I think it's just, she just got to say 69.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This one. I, I didn't get it at first but we'll see. I, I, we'll see if you guys

[Chick McGee]

should I write it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're gonna have to write it down and look at it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember it's all caps.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And my first thought was wrong. I'll put him just put it that way. A55 unt a a55 unta I feel like I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Bingo.

[Chick McGee]

A55 is ass, I'm guessing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So ass and tuna.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's supposed to be, like ass hunter.

[Chick McGee]

Hunter. No, no, that doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Ass hunter.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's no. There's no H.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an ass hunter.

[Christy Lee]

A Santa, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe it is ass hunter.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it, then? Why would it be offensive?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why, but it was offensive.

[Chick McGee]

It was turned down in Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's an ass Is.

[Christy Lee]

This is an easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a super easy one. Once again, all of kinds. Caps, D, e, Z, space, NTS.

[Chick McGee]

These not.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's NT5. They didn't have an S there. They tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Although there's two of them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're right both ways.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. E3, Z, NT, N, U, T5 was decent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Christy, is B, U, M, L, K, R on there?

[Christy Lee]

No, that'd be bomb.

[Chick McGee]

Liquor. Yeah, liquor.

[Christy Lee]

This one's pretty obvious. S, E, X, U, A L, ual sexual.

[Chick McGee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

E, P, H, space letter U. Again, not.

[Chick McGee]

What is that supposed to be?

[Tom Griswold]

F, F, U, eph E, P, H,

[Chick McGee]

oh, E, P, H. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

H, E, D, space, plz.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's being polite. He said please.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a joke, Gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, here's one that I'm surprised this was rejected. And it's. This is pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

This is over.

[Tom Griswold]

Over. Yes, yes. HWK. Numeral two. Aw, yeah, there's two of them.

[Christy Lee]

There's a hawk, two. H, A, W, K, T, W, O.

[Tom Griswold]

Just right to a girl still out in circulation.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think she went through the proper channels, though. She had a podcast and she was on a radio show, and then she went back to a podcast. Podcast. And she got in trouble for some bitcoin thing. Yeah, I don't know what happened to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's 1. N numeral 0 letters. R u, B, B, R. No rubbers. So it looks like it's no rubber again.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What's the. No. What's the last.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's his letters. It's numeral zero, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

No, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. R, U, B, B, R are no rubber. No rubber.

[Christy Lee]

Which could mean. I mean, that could be a streetcar thing. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't have to be a sexual thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

It just drives on bald tires.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No rubber. He doesn't leave any rubber.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can avoid. But again, who'd Want this on their car? I guess that's the other thing.

[Christy Lee]

What about N, F, U, X? Space gvn?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Something. No. Something given. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about numeral? Two Boner? B, O, N, E, R. Not even subtle.

[Chick McGee]

Two boner.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what does that even mean? Two boner.

[Tom Griswold]

How about P, Space nas? Again, not subtle.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Pnas.

[Christy Lee]

P, Space Nas. P NAS has penis.

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Try it again. Sounds down.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose somebody has ever. Do you suppose somebody's ever actually gotten into a serious automobile accident because they were trying to read the idiots vanity plate in front of them, Absolutely not paying attention. The next thing you know they. Well, I smashed into it because I

[Chick McGee]

thought it said penis.

[Christy Lee]

It frustrates me when I can't figure it out, you know, it's like God, what were they?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, there's a couple of these. I just. Chick, help me. Rkt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Space numeral A. Numeral S. 5.

[Christy Lee]

Numeral A. Well, it's a letter A.

[Chick McGee]

It's something ass.

[Tom Griswold]

A rocket ass.

[Christy Lee]

Rocket ass.

[Chick McGee]

Could be. Rocket ass. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the lesser known Elton John songs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ratchet ass.

[Chick McGee]

Rocket ass. Burning out his fuse up here alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very much. Some of these, some guy.

[Christy Lee]

Some of these are not even subtle.

[Tom Griswold]

We T. Space af.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I have. Ut. Wat.

[Chick McGee]

Utwat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

U Twat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got.

[Chick McGee]

I have that.

[Tom Griswold]

The amended list again. A guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's big. In England, a guy tried to get

[Tom Griswold]

the spelled out F word with just an extra K at the end.

[Chick McGee]

So he said F U, K, K

[Tom Griswold]

K K. So yeah, they're not going to fall for that again. What are you trying to prove with something like this?

[Christy Lee]

That you're funny? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever given a thought to vanity plate?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but as I explained to you a long time ago.

[Chick McGee]

You sure did. Great advice. Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get your car keyed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or have somebody ram into you again. Trying to read your.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to read your plate.

[Christy Lee]

I have one now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what your plate says right now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know what my plate is.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I got no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know my last four letters because it's fah. And I was like ah, fa and then it stops.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wanted no Q in there. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Robert, I thought I thought of you the other day. I was behind a car. The license plate was ready T O E S K R. Toe sucker. Toe sucker.

[Chick McGee]

You'd like to suck toes. Why do you think of you? That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he thought of all of us. Oh, but no, I know. I have no interest in. No.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've never had a toe in your mouth?

[Chick McGee]

God no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not even accidentally. One didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

There's only one reason to have any sort of interlude and that's to make a baby. You know that Jim, I forget you've

[Tom Griswold]

had toes in your mouth.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean I didn't put them there, they just ended up there. Like sometimes they're up by your face and they get absolutely around and one might end up in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna get athletes lip. Disgusting.

[Christy Lee]

Do you wear socks to bed?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well but arguably you have.

[Christy Lee]

But don't you have a toe fungus thing? Wouldn't you want to protect your.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

You have interesting. The best I could say is you have interesting feet. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a woman at a foot odor. I saw a woman a coffee shop. Was it Saturday? Extremely attractive woman. Had to have feet bigger than mine. And I'm a size 12 men's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was she in sandals?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she was an open toed. Whatever. I mean these.

[Christy Lee]

Now those are sandals.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't usually notice but yeah, I don't care for. She was extremely very tall. Probably taller than me, probably over six feet. But I mean she had a. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Did she talk like this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she.

[Christy Lee]

So you were looking down at the ground, you weren't looking at her feet?

[Chick McGee]

Tom, I love you. I had to.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to resist going, hey, what size are those?

[Chick McGee]

It's a wonder you didn't. That's exactly like.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get. Can you get clogs for those things? Things locally or do you have to go clogs?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we've had that discussion. There's a shoe store in town that stayed in business because they have size 14 pumps, you know and yeah, with.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a drag queen guy in here. He was great and he. That.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also a place all the NBA guys go to some place in Atlanta. Yeah, I forget that specializes in massive shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Size 24 lady had had big feet.

[Tom Griswold]

She was lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Other than her big feet thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh. We were talking about this earlier. Now it's official. Yesterday was VHS Day, National CD Day. Today is observed October 1st, celebrating the anniversary of the 1982 commercial release of the compact disc player. Thank you, Benny in Kalamazoo.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the first song you played on the air from a cd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Born to Run.

[Christy Lee]

Springsteen.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was right here in this building.

[Chick McGee]

Games people play. Alan Parsons, Really? Off cd. And it was a compilation of songs. It wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the early CDs apparently, were quite literally. They just took the vinyl record and pumped it into the thing and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, yeah. How else would they have done it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, not the master tapes. They apparently took an actual vinyl record and.

[Chick McGee]

Is that bad?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I remember getting my first Discman and being super excited about it to, like, take it out running. You could not run. Like, it just skipped the entire time. I'm like, what about the new technology?

[Chick McGee]

They introduced the Discman, then they had to introduce the anti skip or whatever it was, which also didn't work.

[Jeff Oskay]

You could just have it on the dashboard of your car and every bump you hit, it would skip the CD in a towel to.

[Tom Griswold]

Elvis had a. This is true. He had a record player in one of his cars.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I was reading about it. It said apparently to keep the records from skipping. It had a very heavy tone arm. And the guy joking. They wrote, you could virtually see the vinyl peeling off the grooves.

[Christy Lee]

He only got to play the album once.

[Tom Griswold]

Elvis was cool.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it could have been on a really cool, like, floating, you know, situation in the back where the vibration would have been.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wonder what the life. Do they make any cars today that have a CD player in them, do you think?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sure they do. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

My last Jeep Grand Cherokee, I didn't know it had a CD player until I hit the wrong button one day. Hey, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I have no idea. I'm not secure enough to tell you that I don't have a CD in my car.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure. I don't think I do. But, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a great letter. I love it when people get it. And maybe they get it because they've been too exposed to this program. This is from Casey Listening in Fort Wayne. He writes, I hope all went well with Pat Goodman's surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And he can return quickly and play his hit song, Toast

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin is doing fine. He had a shoulder surgery. He's recovering. He should be back next week. And I'll remind you that his dry bar Special is on YouTube as of a couple days ago, so you can watch Patty G. He's a. He's lost a bunch of weight since he did that special. And. But it's great music and It's. It's rated G. The dry bar special with Pat Godwin and his guitar. Once again, it's on YouTube as of a couple days ago. If you get a chance. Chance watchpad doing that. What's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have information about CD players and cars. As of 2026, the Subaru WRX is the last remaining production car that offers a factory installed CD player usually available as an optional accessory. So there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

I really like those.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the w. I haven't seen a wrx.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have like that front hood scoop, kind of. Of silly Japanese kind of race car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool. You know, I like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it comes in a manual.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you've been on this.

[Christy Lee]

You get a manual and a CD player. Dude, you'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. I'd love to find a little manual sports car. You know, that'd be fun. Still, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Gotten rid of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got rid of it. I had. My favorite car was a. A Dots. Dotson. It was before they changed the name. A Datsun 280Z.

[Christy Lee]

I hated you for that. That was my dream car. And then you pulled up in your what color?

[Tom Griswold]

Blue.

[Chick McGee]

It was beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

And I brilliantly put a. Yeah, I put an aftermarket sunroof in it, as I called it the Sieve. I don't think I got the right model.

[Chick McGee]

You think these should be more, I don't know, waterproof?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there should be a. With a whole show on really stupid aftermarket things you've done to a car.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wanted to do that. And my dad goes, only morons put in aftermarket.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you do the remote start aftermarket too? That was not. Didn't go well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, that went very badly. You know, you got to.

[Chick McGee]

You got to wonder what's in the remote starts now that they work so all. Always.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I put a remote start in and I want to say it was twelve hundred dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to redo the whole. They had to tear the motor apart.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And got me in trouble twice. I'd be driving down the. I was one time on the main freeway. Boom. Engine went off. Had to get the car towed. What then I kept. Oh, it's okay. Then I went back again. Happened again.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. That was a really dumb move.

[Chick McGee]

Move.

[Tom Griswold]

But back to the car you want. What would you like? What kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

This is a cool car. Actually. I'm looking at it right now. I have not seen one before. This is the Subaru Yeah, the wrx.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They're pretty sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can still add like an under dash CD player, right, or something?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you get a CD player in this car, right? Yeah. Oh, you mean in your car right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have, did you have an under dash, a truck track?

[Chick McGee]

I had an under dash 8 track. I had an under dash FM converter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you have a CB?

[Chick McGee]

Did not have a CD. CB did not go the CB. I don't know why. My mom was a big CB lady

[Tom Griswold]

and I know your mom's handle. Am I correct? Do you want me to not say it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Was your mother's handle black leather? Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, you don't know that. Yeah, I may have blocked that out. There's something else.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what we're supposed to do here. I'm missing a. Missing a page.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's me. It's Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

While the world watches the stars at the FIFA World Cup, Hyundai will have its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars already turning heads at just the young age of 14. Because next doesn't wait for an invitation. Neither does Hyundai. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. They did it when they made advanced safety standard on every vehicle and engineered EVs with the Ultra fast charging capability. And they're still doing it every day. Because the future isn't some far offed concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai, an official partner of FIFA.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, thank you very much, Hyundai. Coming up, we have excuses to get out of things. And it's amazing how many things people want to get out of. We also have a bourbon heist and

[Christy Lee]

we have history coming up and what

[Tom Griswold]

not to do with your. With your RV when it's time to empty the tank. Yeah, we'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. People at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osuke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello. Sorry. I got a mouthful of meat.

[Christy Lee]

Meat.

[Chick McGee]

You got a mouthful of meat?

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like that sounds. That sounds like a movie that Josh would be renting.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wang and Jeff Oskay. Yeah, a mouthful of Meat.

[Tom Griswold]

So your friend calls himself Bruce Wayne.

[Jeff Oskay]

He is not. I don't know Bruce Wayne. I know someone who shot with Bruce Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

No, now.

[Chick McGee]

Later this afternoon, if not later this morning. Tom, did you know that Jeff Oskay has a friend in the porn business?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were telling me that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, in the porno business.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you were telling me that you know. So you know the woman.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know the woman.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was in a scene with Bruce Wayne.

[Jeff Oskay]

With Bruce.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy that calls himself Bruce Wayne. And is it a. Now, can I ask a question? Is he an Asian of Asian heritage?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, he is a. He is of aces heritage.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, unusual.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not in the porn industry.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I mean, to have the name Wang. One would think he would be of Chinese.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't have considered that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just assumed.

[Christy Lee]

No, Tom, he's not called Wang because of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, people think you're Asian because your last name is Lee. True, I get that all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Christy. I couldn't believe she was a blond.

[Christy Lee]

I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time now for history. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. I'll do this in quiz form anytime now.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey, dinner. Who appears on the five thousand dollar bill?

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, James Matt Madison. I don't think they're in circulation anymore.

[Chick McGee]

No, Jimmy, man, they were.

[Tom Griswold]

They were used by banks back.

[Chick McGee]

Which one's Salmon P. Chase on? Is he on the 10,000?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good question. I forget eight. This is in. In 1789, James Madison introduced a proposed Bill of Rights. Of course it was implied that only. Only applied to white men, but never mind. How about the. This one? 1824. This is fascinating. Canadian inventor Noah Cushing filed a patent for the washing machine. I'm guessing his wife probably invented it. I'm just saying. What do you think? Okay, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Salmon p. Chase in 1862 was on the dollar bill and then the ten thousand dollar bill in 1980.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, did anybody ever find it odd that of all the things we have in a house, the washing machine is for clothes?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, what?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, your dishwasher is a dishwasher. Think about all the things you wash in your life. Why wouldn't you go, hey, I'm going to take my car over to the washing machine.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't get where you're going. Should it be called the clothes washer?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sometime it's a washer dryer. I think. No. So the dishwasher is properly named?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Although Technically, you can wash pots and silverware in it, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess I like things to be more. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

God. Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

1921.

[Chick McGee]

Get some help.

[Tom Griswold]

How did this make the list? Babe Ruth is arrested for speeding.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

1920. I bet he was also probably given a citation for eating while driving. If you've seen the Babe. Never had a hot dog he didn't like. 1966, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

The NFL and the AFL announced their merger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby. Changed the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are they talking about a live golf and PGA merger? Is that done now?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what you're saying, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Liv is done. Yeah. They're okay. Yeah. Now. Oh, this is sad. Brian Jones was asked to leave the rolling stones in 1969. On this date. He. I think he lived another month or so dead in the bottom of his pool.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why they asked him to leave? Because he had a drug problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Too much moss and too many barbiturates. A rolling stone. Oh, this is a good one. 1984, Ghostbusters, the Good one with Bill Murray was released.

[Chick McGee]

That is known as the good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he saw the one with the women. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That is as With a great cast, as unfunny a movie as they've ever made. Ghostbusters 2 was good. Have you seen an interview with Dan Aykroyd lately? He's great. But I mean, I think for him, Ghostbusters was a documentary. Put it that way. He believes in all. All kinds of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know what? Did you see the Steven Spielberg thing this weekend on cbs? Yeah. You know what? He thinks that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think there is something out there?

[Christy Lee]

Stephen really believes that there's something out there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like extraterrestrials?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Aliens? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Your mind can't wrap around how many planets and galaxies there are out there.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't some famous physicists say if there were extraterrestrials, they're not coming here to be nice?

[Chick McGee]

If they come here, it's not going to be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's gonna be E.T.

[Christy Lee]

is it disclosure day? Is that the new movie from Stephen King or Steve? Steven Spielberg? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Frank Lloyd Wright.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he can build a house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I named my shower after him.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he had a kid named Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he know?

[Chick McGee]

Turns out two rights do make a wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Anything there? I'm just throwing stuff on the left.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, be funny. It'd be funny to name a trailer park after Frank Lloyd right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, I mean, all the roofs are the same.

[Chick McGee]

I think three lefts make a right, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a good one. You know who this is? Born in 1916? Francis Crick. Christie Francis Crick. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, wasn't that the neck guy?

[Chick McGee]

No. Cricking his neck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he's.

[Chick McGee]

Him and some guy named Watson.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah. He's the less lesser of the guys with respect to. Yeah. Being remembered.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean he's not as identified? He didn't write whatever it is, the double helix, which I was forced to read and didn't understand a word of in high school.

[Christy Lee]

He's a scientist, is what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The DNA guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, don't sleep on rna, by the way. Yeah. And the founder of the DNR is Francis Creek. Creek, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

We called it Crick in our.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah, exactly. In the Frank Lloyd Wright.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Trailer park.

[Chick McGee]

That's got to be geographical because we called them Cricks, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's like a Midwest going down to the creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, we called it Creek.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you did.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you did. Because, you know, you and Chad and Mafia will meet down at the creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Five Mile Creek. Let's have a bonfire.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get his mouth washed out with soap if he called it a crick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Barbara Boy Bush.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Quaker Oats, man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to think about this. Technically, she's had two presidents inside of her.

[Christy Lee]

Technically, you're correct.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you guys are lightly.

[Christy Lee]

Probably actually lightly chuckling at that. I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

But you gave me nothing for two rights making a wrong. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because it's three lefts make a right. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but what would two.

[Tom Griswold]

Two rights would two rights make make? 180. It'd be a U turn.

[Chick McGee]

U turn. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Born in 1940. Nancy Sinatra. Oh, these boots are made for walking.

[Chick McGee]

Made for walk.

[Christy Lee]

She's still walking.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is she really?

[Christy Lee]

She's still alive, isn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you call that living.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. One of my favorites. Boz Skaggs.

[Christy Lee]

He's good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was just listening to. When was it? 2003 or something. A live version of Lowdown. Goodness gracious.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw his. That. I saw the Silk Degrees tour. And the band, effectively, was Toto, Right? They were David Page. And those guys were great. What a great show that was, boss. That's an odd name.

[Chick McGee]

Name.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume that's a Nickname, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe named after.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't have a very fancy.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhere he grew up, they thought his name was Boswell. He got the nickname Boswell. And then there's part of that. That's true, what I just said.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, good, good.

[Christy Lee]

William Royce is his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's very.

[Christy Lee]

William Royce Skaggs.

[Chick McGee]

Does it give any explanation as to where Boz came?

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't he.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he grow up in Texas with Steve Matt Miller?

[Chick McGee]

Now he.

[Tom Griswold]

Bonnie Tyler. Remember the. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course. I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love Bonnie Tyler. Yeah. Come on. You guys like Total Eclipse of the Heart, My favorite.

[Chick McGee]

And you're giving off spikes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. Of all the female singers named Bonnie,

[Christy Lee]

Bonnie rates the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I hate to rate bodies. I do like Bonnie rates.

[Chick McGee]

Rate. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Rate that come out. Okay, here. This is impossible. I would never get this one. Anybody know who this guy is? Born in 55. Tim Berners Lee, Hyphenated last name. Tim Berners Lee? Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

He is the inventor of the World Wide Web.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. You think it's Al Gore, right? No, no. This is the guy that started the whole thing. His email, by the way. Tim, right there.

[Chick McGee]

He's the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if it weren't for him? Think of Jeffrey. Think of your friend Dick Wang wouldn't be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, good old Dick Wang.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Bruce Wayne wouldn't be in business.

[Chick McGee]

See, Dick Wang's not a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Bruce Wang is a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's not Asian. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Tim is a Englishman and he's now a sir, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet he is.

[Christy Lee]

Sir. Tim Berners Lee. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's sad we don't know his name, but we know the guy that came up with the George Foreman Grill.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he should have put his name in World Wide Web

[Tom Griswold]

instead of WWW. Would be tbl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, Maria menounos, born in 1978.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's been in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Dolphin laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the star of. The star of gas station TV there for a while. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Movies occasionally.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Pop and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay that's right, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello, Tom. I'm Chick McGee. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick McGee. This is Tom speaking.

[Chick McGee]

How are you? Well done, sir. Why do I get the feeling that he really is meeting me for the first time?

[Christy Lee]

Because he is.

[Chick McGee]

Does life stuff like that really freaks me out.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a nice little discussion off the air about Boz Skaggs. We're big fans.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he met Steve Miller at a

[Chick McGee]

prep school in Dallas, St. Mark's Prep School in Dallas.

[Tom Griswold]

And Steve Miller's still out there playing as well.

[Chick McGee]

And as a joke they said, well, you're from Bosley, North Carolina or something. Well, we're just going to call you Boswell or. And he, Boss Gags went along with it. And the rest is history.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's on those early Steve Miller albums. Those are all great. Now we are going to return to the news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A recent survey reveals Americans most outrageous excuses for canceling plans. The Talker research poll of 2,000Americans found by the age of 32Americans plan their social calendars around their sleep schedules. Boy, we can all relate to that, can't we? People cancel plans on average of four times per month.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nowhere near the record.

[Christy Lee]

Almost half of those polled saying they cancel plans without any guilt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You have guilt.

[Chick McGee]

What do they keep telling you? Hey, love yourself. Be good to yourself. Be nice to yourself. How many? I bet you never cancel plans.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do. I have.

[Chick McGee]

On the up and up or banking up lots.

[Christy Lee]

I. I kind of didn't even say anything recently. I just didn't go.

[Chick McGee]

But, yeah. Yeah, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

There's certain things I hate doing anything on a Sunday night. Yeah, my favorite band comes to town, I'm not going.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Sunday night's bad. Monday through Friday nights are bad too. Yeah, for us, Friday night's okay. But, you know, you've been up all day.

[Christy Lee]

The average person will turn down plans if they begin after 9:00pm or before 7:36am what the hell's going on before 7:30 in the morning?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were just having a discussion with someone on our staff who has to leave for the airport at 3am tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

That's a vacation. That's different. You know, when was the last time somebody called you and said, hey, we're gonna have a party. It starts at 5am Are you gonna be there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've tried to tell you, don't share anything in here about your real life. Just don't do it. And he continues to do it. You guys just rip him apart. Start, like, now, 3:00am why the hell would you. Here's what I do. My driver doesn't drop me off until a half hour before. Then he carries me to the gate. That's right. They put me up in a bin and I go through the machine, and the next thing I know, I'm at the gate.

[Christy Lee]

Some respondents share their boundaries up front. 40% have told loved ones not to invite them out at certain times because they'll be in bed. And rather than say no, they have some kind of bizarre excuses. One is, I've been arrested.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one. That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Some were just honest, saying they'll tell people I'm too old or I just don't want to go. I've never said it. I just said, I'm busy, I can't make it. That's the best excuse, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

The only thing I like more than making plans, breaking those plans the day before.

[Christy Lee]

Or isn't it even better when the other person breaks the plan?

[Chick McGee]

That's Evan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's the toughest part of that, is acting disappointed, Right? Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll just have to. Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

If I knew how much having kids would get me out of stuff, I would have had one when I was 14. Like, it's the best excuse for anything that you don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have any grandparents. I mean, I did, but I never. They were dead for the most part when I was born, so I never had that excuse.

[Chick McGee]

But your.

[Tom Griswold]

I got.

[Chick McGee]

Did your birth actually mark their passing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were dead before I was born.

[Christy Lee]

What excuse?

[Tom Griswold]

My grandma's dead. I can't come.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Although that's the advantage. If you. If you come from a broken home and have several sets of parents, you got, you know, unlimited grandparents that could be dying. So you can't make it to the.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, I never. I never do. Like, I would never say my kid's sick when he's not sick. I would never say someone died if they had, because I'd be afraid. Like, I'm bringing that on him. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what if they're already dead? I guess I could have done it that way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, my grandmother died. I didn't say she died in 1951. I can't make it. I can't make it. My grandmother died 75 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you saw. I can't make it. My grandmother died.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

They're not going to say When? That. That.

[Tom Griswold]

When? Yeah. Well, at what? Of what? Of what? The Black plague.

[Chick McGee]

They're going to assume.

[Christy Lee]

And you let them assume 65%. The BET said the best kind of weekend is one with no plans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

When asked about their ideal social outing.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. A weekend with no plans?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And who said yes right away?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean Tom said yes? When was the last time he had a weekend with no plans?

[Chick McGee]

He won't let it happen. He can't relax. He doesn't. When's the last time you flopped down into a lawn chair and looked at your pool?

[Christy Lee]

When was the last time you were in your pool?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to guess never.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I power washed around it over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. Busy power washing.

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't you get in it?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, those power washers, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good therapy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You walk out, damn spot. I may have to upgrade. I want to get one that has enough power that I can point it at the ground. It'll launch me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know you're going to have to go gas.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get the serious ones.

[Chick McGee]

Electric is okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you have an electric.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, you gotta. You gotta.

[Jeff Oskay]

Real power washer. Yeah, I got a gas.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wanted those ones that wearing your back, but everybody else is scared of them. I don't know what the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's the leaf blower.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it the leaf blower?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's the leaf blower.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gasoline though, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

That is gas. And I have seen one catch on fire on someone's back.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

When you were done laughing real quick, they sensed the.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't help them at all. You just kept.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, they were on the other side of the yard. I was just like, I saw smoke. And then all of a sudden you saw fire and they had it off in like three seconds and started the

[Christy Lee]

whole yard on fire.

[Jeff Oskay]

Luckily, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I see once again, these are.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever want to relax? I. I don't think you do.

[Christy Lee]

You don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

My issue is when I get home, like after, like I can do as many errands before I get home, but once I walk in my door, to leave again for the day is a huge task.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I want an honest answer here.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever leave here and you're thinking, oh God, I got to get home, take a quick nap. You. You pull into your house and you see there's someone there doing something and you just drive right by like you don't live there.

[Chick McGee]

That has not happened. But oddly, it might happen today. Actually, there's something going on there today. Yeah. I don't want to, I don't want any part of. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now right now I want to remind you that if you do own your home, you may be in a situation which you can take advantage of the equity in your house without actually selling it. The economy can be a little rough in spots right now. I think we all know that. But for whatever reason, houses, the average house in the United States is worth about 30 to 40% more than it was just five years ago. According to these stats. If you've owned your house for 10 years, it might have doubled in value or even more. It depends on your situation. Obviously, I'm bringing this up because American Financing specializes in helping you take advantage of that equity equity by doing a refi, as they call it. And what that's all about is finding a way to pull some of that equity out without selling your house. American Financing has salary based mortgage consultants with mortgage rates in the fives. Their customers are saving an average of 800 bucks a month by wiping out high interest debt. So if you've got some credit cards and you're paying 20% interest, that's pretty serious. So maybe you want to turn things around and grab some of that cash. No upfront fees, by the way, at American Financing, no pressure. They have salaried employees that can walk you through this. Takes about 10 minutes to figure out if this might work for you. Give American Financing a call today. It's 866-889-2611. That's 866-889-261100. You can probably remember this a little bit easier. Go to american financing.net that's americanfinancing.net hey,

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. Pat Godwin at home healing from his shoulder surgery.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this slap base? Is this somebody slapping base?

[Chick McGee]

I think it is. All right. Yeah. You ever slap a bass, Tom? You ever. You ever slap an ass? Every now and then. I bet you're a closet butt guy, aren't you? I bet you Are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Give that ass a good workout. No, he likes the ass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he likes the ass. Everything about the ass.

[Chick McGee]

Size of a house cat. How much does she weigh? 102. I don't think so, Sui. So. What a pig.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Chrissy. Where were we?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a Maverick gas station in Montrose, Colorado is unable to sell diesel after an RV driver emptied its waste tank into the station's diesel supply.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

That's notice pulling a Dave Matthews.

[Christy Lee]

The incident was brought to light by a Facebook user who wrote, quote, they dumped into the large manhole covers near the road, directly into the diesel tank. Tank. They have a dedicated dump at the larger pumps. But I guess someone decided to undo the manhole and dump there.

[Tom Griswold]

They need better signs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. An employee told Cowboy State Daily. Ooh, how do we not get that here?

[Chick McGee]

How you doing, Cowboy State Daily. Can I ask you what you're doing to further the image of a cowboy?

[Christy Lee]

The bumps were shut down. As a result, Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Kiss my ass.

[Christy Lee]

Gas station will need to pump everything out of the tank and thoroughly clean it before. Before it's operational again.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know the famous Dave Matthews Story?

[Jeff Oskay]

Was that in Chicago?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste from the bus's black water tank. 800 pounds through the Kinsey Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open top passenger sightseeing boat.

[Christy Lee]

How does it.

[Jeff Oskay]

What I didn't know was on. Onto a boat.

[Christy Lee]

800 pounds. Tom. That. But that bus wouldn't move. Think about that.

[Chick McGee]

This. This has a lot different story than I remember.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't remember gallons.

[Christy Lee]

800 gallons.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gallons.

[Chick McGee]

Sightseeing boats.

[Tom Griswold]

And it wouldn't be solid waste.

[Christy Lee]

It would be both.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, it's floating.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't do too much.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the best.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, you. Some people do.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. And after a big, big gig is the celebratory. Sit down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to pay a $200,000 fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's, that's.

[Chick McGee]

So it would have been okay had they.

[Tom Griswold]

The band. The band wasn't on the bus. It wasn't their fault, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

What sightseeing are you seeing from that river in a boat?

[Tom Griswold]

You've never seen that boat?

[Christy Lee]

Never done this. The Chicago river cruise.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the hell you would look at.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you look at all of the beautiful architecture. It's a really cool thing.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds great. I Can't believe I haven't done that. All right, how many times have you done it?

[Christy Lee]

Twice.

[Chick McGee]

Twice?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when you go over that bridge, look out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Open a number.

[Christy Lee]

You go into a lot of bridges? Bridges when you're on the tour, actually, but you should try it sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

How long? Like an hour, two hours.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the driver thinking? Do you think he could get away with it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that seems like an autonomous decision. I mean, he didn't ask anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the band had nothing to do with it, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly $500,000 worth of bourbon has been stolen from a Philadelphia warehouse. Noble Oak Bourbon announced the loss of nearly 11,000 bottles in a coordinated cargo theft operation carried out in broad daylight. Company officials asked distributors, retailers, restaurants, bars and consumers to report any suspicious offers involving large quantities of Noble Oak bourbon. Philadelphia PD and the office of the FBI are investigating.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting, I was reading about this case wasn't. Sort of stealthily. It wasn't a bunch of guys sneaking up to a warehouse and apparently they. These guys walked up and they. They had papers and. Oh, yeah, they had credentials and everything was. Appeared to be above board. They were shipping it to wherever and they just.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you put on one of those orange reflective vests, you can get away with anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, you have that in a clipboard. You.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you're good.

[Chick McGee]

You're golden.

[Tom Griswold]

But they think it was a computer hack of some sort and they had the right codes and they walked up and we're supposed to pick this stuff up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, take it down.

[Tom Griswold]

But they stole alcohol based bourbon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What other bourbon is there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, as opposed to. As opposed to meat.

[Tom Griswold]

They make non alcoholic bourbon. Of course, if they'd stolen that. If they'd stolen that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen anybody so intelligent and so stupid all at the same time?

[Tom Griswold]

If they. If they. If they.

[Chick McGee]

This better be worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

If they stole the non alcoholic bourbon, they'd never catch them because it'd be zero proof. Okay, you see? Non alcoholic worm.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that they make that stuff, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

They make. I have never seen the bourbons.

[Chick McGee]

They make non alcoholic bourbon.

[Tom Griswold]

They make non alcoholic everything except for mocktails.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know, for mocktails. But I've seen non alcoholic.

[Chick McGee]

Non alcoholic vodka.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes called water.

[Chick McGee]

So you're drinking the scent of perfume, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Potato water. That's all it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm looking up non alcoholic bourbon.

[Chick McGee]

Also look up the Chicago River Cruise. What's the next one?

[Christy Lee]

I can get you on one today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, I bet you can I

[Jeff Oskay]

bet there's a ton of open seats.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there are non alcoholic bourbon brands. Yeah, there are a ton of them, actually. Ritual Zero Proof Liars. American malt. Yeah, you're lying because it's fun. Free spirits.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they give them nicknames that are like, almost close, like Jake Daniels?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they spiritless?

[Christy Lee]

Kentucky 74, shove us regal or who knew? A user on Reddit asked non Americans what is seen as American by their countries. One user replied, in Hungary, an American kitchen means it's not walled off from the living room. Oh, like an open concept.

[Chick McGee]

So they have. They don't open the house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, apparently in Hungary they don't have that. Another said that Norway labels bags of frozen diced carrots, peas and other veggies as American mix.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's like we. We have French fries.

[Chick McGee]

Freedom fries.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, in other words, if you say, I want the American mix over there, it means whatever. Mixed vegetables.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. One commenter said, ranch dressing is known as American dressing in many countries. Cool ranch Doritos are marketed as cool American internationally.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about the movie or the Royale. What is it that.

[Chick McGee]

The Royale with Cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Royale with Cheese. That's that scene.

[Christy Lee]

Pulp Fiction.

[Tom Griswold]

Pulp Fiction. They're talking about the Quarter Pounder.

[Chick McGee]

Quarter Pounder with cheese. They don't have pounds over there. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

At an expat bar in Hungary to celebrate American Independence Day, they serve things like hot dogs and drinks come in red solo cups. And they call those American party cups. The Red Solo Cup.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I watched these two travel. It's a couple that. From Portugal that travels all over the world and, like, blogs, that kind of thing. And they were excited they were coming to America. They flew into Texas, then they went to California, and then they went to New York. And their first report back from Texas was they were surprised that not everybody had a gun on their side. Like, they thought that everyone walked around with a cowboy hat and a pistol in a holster. They're like, oh, we didn't see any guns.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm like, yeah, we don't walk around normally. That's what they thought.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some more of these American teeth. When teeth are too perfect and too white, they sometimes call them American teeth. Corn dogs in Japan are called American dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I had a corn dog over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm jealous.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a decent frozen corn dog dog? I think that's my only.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah, the state fair one is great.

[Chick McGee]

I could wait till the state fair and get State fair brand. State fair brand Corn dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Corn dogs. They're pretty fire.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You put them in the air fryer?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. I just did it in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it come with a stick?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I did your joke about the manual kids.

[Tom Griswold]

The wiener mobile.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And all three of my kids go, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they know what a stick is?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I explained in the context of a stick shift.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of a manual transmission.

[Jeff Oskay]

I told it just like you told it. I gave way too much explanation up front what a stick shift was.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you did a call back to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They just. I. I tried it, man. Maggie giggled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The joke is that the wiener mobile, the corn dog version, has a manual transition because it's a stick. Yes. You see? Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That term has to be going away. Stick shift.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but it's fun to drive them.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes it. Although it does make it a bitch to text.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to time it when you're out on the highway. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is interesting. In some countries, a large refrigerator. Sorry, Refrigerator. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

What do they call fritters in other countries?

[Tom Griswold]

A large refrigerator.

[Chick McGee]

You did it again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Third time's a charm.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm out laughing because I've had this happen to me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called. It's no pressure. This says it's called an American fridge.

[Christy Lee]

A refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

A large refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sorry. We have so much of everything. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

It's especially weird because half our stuff's made in China, so. But who knows? I see. You know today's Best friend's day.

[Christy Lee]

I did know that.

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

You just went to visit one of

[Chick McGee]

your best friends over the week. If not my. My only best friend. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

National best friends day. U.S. congress decided to devote a day each year in tribute to close friends back in 1935.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Jeff, do what you usually do and send your best friend a picture of your penis.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do if you. What would you do if you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think she would like that.

[Chick McGee]

You're implying he sends a picture of himself to look at him. He's laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you're fucking hilarious that he thinks it's weird to send a D pic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's incredibly weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, not really.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the last time you did that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's pretty much the last time I did it.

[Chick McGee]

The way things are done,

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a little more comfort here so you don't have to embarrass yourself. Have you sent a D pic in the last five years?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's got to be to your.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, your lady.

[Christy Lee]

Your lady, of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's like, what are you doing at work? And I was like, here, let me show you.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious. Yeah, that's solid. That's solid humor. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I thought it was cold.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, I'm going to ask you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom is shaking.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna text you later. I'm gonna go, hey, buddy, what are you doing at work? What are you doing at work? And then you send me. I'll show you what I'm doing. Now you send me. Mr. Johnson are here.

[Tom Griswold]

Without getting too personal. Was it. Was it angry in the photograph? Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Well, you are gonna send a knock like you don't want to say no.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you do that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Nobody wants to laugh. Yeah, you don't even want to see your own flaccid.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to hear the term limp. You don't want to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever I hear flaccid, I think of. I think of those pickles. Vlasic,

[Christy Lee]

the holiday best.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

We're still doing Best Friends Day.

[Christy Lee]

It's given, right?

[Tom Griswold]

You're not supposed to send D pics to your buddies.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I think so. It's given rise to a handful of other friendship themed days for celebration, including. Including just Friendship Day, Women's Friendship Day, and even an entire week called Old Friends, New Friends Week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

Almost all of the celebrations of friendship occur in the same pathetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you just get friends the normal way? So if it's Best Friends Day, I'm gonna his best friend. So instead of texting Godwin, get your ass back to work. I'll say, hey, how are you feeling?

[Chick McGee]

So that would be your call. Pack out the of. Because I remember he wasn't in the top five not that long ago. And I. I can tell you this, Godwin remembers it. He did not make the cut.

[Tom Griswold]

I took him food twice this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

He's recovering from his serious surgery.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you think he could play like a harmonica? Like one handed?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think he plays harmonica.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got time to learn.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing?

[Chick McGee]

Rotator cuff repaired.

[Tom Griswold]

He can.

[Christy Lee]

It's not like he had his arm cut off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's his right shoulder. He can't really. He can't strum. And he's got this weird appliance on his chest. Holding his arm out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's how they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can still do the fingering with the left hand. I mean, the fingering of the. Of the. Of the neck of his guitar. That came out wrong. That. Never mind. Rescue me, will you? Now, what's. Coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a guy vandalizing a sign in Florida. We have an escape emu.

[Chick McGee]

That happened in Florida. That's so odd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And the largest Lego set ever has been unveiled. Did you guys see this? And it has something to do with the Pope over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that and I can't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it a thousand bucks?

[Christy Lee]

It's. Well, we'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's got to be.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a thousand bucks.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Christy Lee]

It's 12,000 plus pieces.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a Lego Pope.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can build a Pope out of Lego.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe, but this. Never mind. I tried to. Never mind. The Pope is in Spain. Did I give you a hint as to what it is?

[Jeff Oskay]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I saw that. And they had. Oh, yeah, they had the Pope Mobile there. Do they.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have to drive that thing everywhere, or do they. Can it fit on a plane,

[Chick McGee]

The Popemobile?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, it's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

I think they go wherever they go. They're. They probably have one waiting, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm saying, do they have to drive it there? The thing's huge. He stands up and it's got a big.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'll say it again. Well, you know, say they're. They're flying to Venezuela. They're going to have a Popemobile waiting in Venezuela. Not on the plane with the Pope.

[Jeff Oskay]

They build a new one every time, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they can.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they can break it down. You guys are saying they build. They, they. I'm out of.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm saying they have two or three and they. Yeah, they fly them in, like a cargo plane, like they do for the President.

[Chick McGee]

Hits car. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the President, he's in a regular limo. I mean, or a. Like an suv, like a Suburban that's got all this stuff over armor on it.

[Christy Lee]

The mobile has flown to Spain in a large military. Military cargo.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Military.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when they's done, ahead of his visit. Could I possibly speak. I can't speak English.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, no, it's my fault. I. I'm stumbling on my words. When he's done with it, do they put that on the market?

[Christy Lee]

No. They take it back to Rome?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Could you buy Like a used Pope.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can buy it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At Arnie's Pope Mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. I know a couple guys that have a big enough ego, they'd want one.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Arnie, look it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm bringing.

[Chick McGee]

The last time you said there's the Pope. Look at that, that Pope. Look at that sharp. Pope Mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be coming to the party. I'll be coming to the party standing up in my. My Pope Mobile.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Popemobile always reminds me of that game Trouble, like with the little bubble. Like I want to pop it and see the Pope bounce around in there.

[Chick McGee]

Is that called the Popomatic or something?

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we know what kind of vehicle a Popemobile is? Is it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. A67 Ford Galaxy.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I'm wondering, is it, Is it. I assume, I would hope it's Italian. Is it like a Ferrari or a Fiat or a Alfa Romeo? Something cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm saying Cadillac.

[Christy Lee]

You're saying Cadillac. It's not a Cadillac.

[Tom Griswold]

American made?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Retrofitted golf cart.

[Christy Lee]

It's a Mercedes Benz according to this. No, that can't be right. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Pope doesn't live in Germany. Come on. It's a support your local Mercedes Benz.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is it Pope Francis? That's not it. This can't be right. Okay, hold on. I'll keep looking, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm going to tell you about.

[Chick McGee]

You keep asking questions. That's helping.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

He's sitting in Josh Arnold's chair. Throws me a little bit. There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold getting a colonoscopy today. Pat Godwin. Not here. His rotator cuff surgery went well, but he's still incapacitated somewhat.

[Jeff Oskay]

And we will have Josh's video posted later today. His colon.

[Christy Lee]

Can't wait for that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a P up here and a pile up there and a couple of pop pop.

[Christy Lee]

If you've been sitting through the break wondering, we did find out for sure that the Popemobile is a Mercedes G Class. So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

So then the Pope has his own plane, right?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure the Vatican has their own plane.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the. Oh, the.

[Tom Griswold]

The Vatican full time or do they lease one?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be pricey. You keep a 747. You got some upkeep.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you've noticed, but they purchased. Hurting.

[Chick McGee]

Have they purchased. Are they leasing? Christie, what kind of a story is this?

[Jeff Oskay]

They own.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to my world.

[Jeff Oskay]

They own Pope Force One. Owners of it.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's a Pope or Cub.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about the Pope.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Christy Lee]

That's the point.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just wondering if the. See, that's what happened, how they get. Because the Popemobile, I saw it this weekend and I was thinking that's how could you get it?

[Christy Lee]

They have a cargo plane that brings

[Tom Griswold]

it over because you couldn't really drive it on a freeway.

[Christy Lee]

No. No.

[Chick McGee]

And you couldn't drive it on the water. Maybe Put it on a steam.

[Tom Griswold]

Has there ever been a vehicle that you. A land based vehicle you drive like a boat?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, you can do it at Disney World.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Where you stand up. You know what I'm saying? If you're driving, if you're driving up, say a large boat, you're standing up. Right, But I mean, is there.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you want a car that you stand up to drive?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wondering if anybody was ever stupid enough to do that.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you've got a lot of this afternoon. You can look that all up on your own.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just scared. I just, I'm just wondering.

[Chick McGee]

Constant questions bothering you, Christine?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just wondering if there was a lot of questions. Yeah, I'm just wondering if there was some wacky inventor at some point that thought it would be better to drive standing up.

[Chick McGee]

There are famous stories about LBJ on his ranch. He would have people. And he goes, let's take a drive here in this. And it was a little, it looked like a Corvair.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he would go, stop, Bob, you're heading toward the lake. And he just. Right out on the lake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen, I've seen those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm at the lake.

[Tom Griswold]

They made them, I think in the late 50s, early 60s. It's a boat that's also a car

[Chick McGee]

and they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Very impressive world.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, they sure do.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun, huh?

[Christy Lee]

I've done that. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you have a boat car? Would you call it a, a bar or a coat?

[Tom Griswold]

Both would be confusing.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to get in the bar.

[Christy Lee]

So Pope Leo was in Spain. That's why we were bringing it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Sagrada da Familia.

[Christy Lee]

Lego has officially revealed the biggest set in the company's history. A 12,060 piece replica of the Sagrada Familia, Barcelona's iconic basilica that'll probably never ever get done.

[Chick McGee]

The original architect, Kurt Gowdy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's that one that looks like it's melting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, I saw that.95. And it still wasn't complete. And I guess today as we're talking,

[Christy Lee]

I saw it two years ago and it still wasn't complete. And they just put the star on the top of the top spire.

[Chick McGee]

I think I saw yesterday. It's still not across.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say how much it costs?

[Christy Lee]

Does it say how much the co. The set costs? Yeah, 800 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

79.99.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Tom wants to know how Much the renovation has cost over the years. Do you have that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I did watch it. What kind of a story is that on cbs. But I don't recall how much money. But Gaudi is really. He had quite the vision for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's how they pronounce.

[Jeff Oskay]

So it's the LEGO set missing some pieces of what they don't have done yet.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that's a very good question.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you could add pieces as they finish.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they send you more.

[Tom Griswold]

Send them 100 bucks a month for life, honey.

[Chick McGee]

My new LEGO parts here for my Sagrada.

[Christy Lee]

The completed model stands roughly 2ft tall, more than 18 inches wide and 15 inches deep and is available for pre order ahead of its November 1st release. I bet your son gets this. No, Sam's not gonna do this one.

[Chick McGee]

He has all of them though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's not cool like the Star wars thing. Who wants a basilica? Whatever the hell it is, it's beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

So what?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, want to see my plastic church?

[Christy Lee]

Who wants to see a plastic model of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Of a car? That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's why we had a plastic church at Christmas. It had a light bulb in it. You put it up and plug it in.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds lovely.

[Chick McGee]

It was glorious. It was thrown at me a couple Christmases later. Truly spiritual.

[Christy Lee]

Let's talk about you being spiritual.

[Tom Griswold]

What would Jesus do?

[Chick McGee]

It was a spiritual. No, no. Jesus would duck, I think is what Jesus. My mom had a hell of an arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any good scenes in the Bible where Jesus ducks?

[Chick McGee]

I know there's. Jesus wept. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about Jesus ducked. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That wouldn't be his meaning.

[Chick McGee]

Well, who would have the balls enough to throw something at Jesus?

[Jeff Oskay]

He was like flipping tables and stuff. He may have made some.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He got mad at the temple. Remember?

[Chick McGee]

They may have thrown some stuff at him.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't get mad at the temple.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because he was playing Monopoly. Believe I hate this game.

[Christy Lee]

Boom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Even back then flipping the table.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is the first person to do that?

[Chick McGee]

Some of us will be back tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

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