The BOB & TOM Show - June 9, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - June 9, 2025

Introduction On June 9, 2025, The BOB & TOM Show delivered another engaging and humorous episode from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hosted by the dynamic duo of Bob and Tom, along with co-hosts Chick, Pat, Christy, and Josh, the show blended comedy, sports, listener interactions, and intriguing stories, ensuring a lively start to the day for their nationwide audience.

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1. Comedy Bits: "Pissing Outside" Monologue

[01:50] Tom:
"When I'm pissing outside."

Chick took center stage with his extended monologue on the humorous benefits of urinating outdoors. The segment revolved around the comedic notion that stepping outside to relieve oneself can be an adventurous and liberating experience.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick:
  "You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside." ([01:55])

• Chick:
  "The grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside." ([03:10])

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2. Listener Letters: Love and Laughter

The hosts shared and reacted to various listener-submitted letters, blending heartfelt gratitude with lighthearted banter.

[06:03] Tom:
"We appreciate your letters, whatever the topic."

• Steve's Letter:
  Steve recounted a memorable cruise experience with comedian Sid Davis, praising the laughter and entertainment provided.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick:
  "All of a sudden I was on the phone and Mr. Fletcher looked up..." ([20:14])

• Pat:
  "Funny." ([10:04])

• Josh:
  "My fart should have cleared this place out." ([20:16])

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3. Sporting News: NBA Finals and Horse Racing

NBA Finals Recap:
The show delved into the thrilling Game Two of the NBA Finals, highlighting standout performances by Shea Gilgis Alexander with 34 points and Alex Caruso with 20 points, leading the Thunder to a 123-107 victory over the Pacers.

[06:40] Chick:
"The Thunder beat the Pacers 123, 107." ([06:40])

Horse Racing Update:
Discussion about Sovereignty winning the Belmont Stakes but missing the Triple Crown by not running in the Preakness.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick:
  "Sovereignty didn't run the Preakness, so he didn't do the Triple Crown." ([40:05])

• Chick:
  "Louis has proved to be more elusive." ([104:53])

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4. Pet Stories: The Escaped Zebra and Otter Update

Captured Zebra - Ed:
A humorous and fascinating story about Ed, the zebra who escaped his Tennessee pasture. Aviation crews captured Ed using a helicopter, and his antics made him an Internet sensation.

[102:07] Christy:
"Ed was safely captured in Murfreesboro, Tennessee." ([102:07])

Missing Otter - Louie:
Contrasting Ed's story, the Wisconsin Zoo announced the cessation of their search for Louie, a wild otter who escaped during a snowstorm.

[104:53] Christy:
"Louis has proved to be more elusive." ([104:53])

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5. The "Nurdle" Term Explained: Toothpaste Lingo

A quirky discussion emerged around the term "nurdle," which, contrary to Tom’s confusion, refers to the small dab of toothpaste applied to a toothbrush.

[81:57] Christy:
"It's called a nurdle." ([81:57])

Notable Quotes:

• Christy:
  "Nurdle has no confirmed origin. It may be a playful variation of 'nodule.'" ([81:57])

• Tom:
  "I've never heard this word." ([82:00])

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6. Guest Interactions: Rob Haney and Reno Collier

Rob Haney’s Ordeal:
Comedian Rob Haney shared an amusing story about mistakenly walking into what he thought was an orgy, only to find himself amidst friends listening to music and smoking weed.

[90:00] Rob:
"A couple things, I thought, I thought I stumbled onto an orgy." ([90:00])

Reno Collier’s Zebra Chase:
Comedian Reno Collier recounted his adventurous attempt to capture the escaped zebra, Ed, only to mistakenly chase a man pretending to be the zebra.

[127:07] Reno:
"I hunted him, and later realized it was just a guy at Foot Locker." ([127:07])

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7. Health Segment: Adult Tummy Time

An informative segment presented by Christy Lee, discussing the benefits of "adult tummy time" to alleviate neck and shoulder pain caused by excessive screen use. Physical therapists recommend lying on the stomach for about 10 minutes daily, incorporating yoga poses like the cobra or sphinx for enhanced benefits.

[69:36] Christy:
"Adult tummy time helps strengthen the neck, shoulders, and core." ([69:36])

Notable Quotes:

• Josh:
  "I do about 20 to 30 minutes of this every day." ([70:47])

• Christy:
  "Experts caution against holding this position for too long as it may strain the back of your neck." ([70:43])

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8. The World's Smallest Violin: Fact vs. Fiction

The show explored the creation of what might be the world's smallest violin, measuring just 35 microns long and 13 microns wide, made possible through advanced nanotechnology at Loughborough University.

[60:19] Christy:
"Scientists have unveiled what may be the world's smallest violin." ([60:19])

Notable Quotes:

• Tom:
  "It's smaller than a human hair. Amazing technology." ([60:54])

• Christy:
  "Is it playable?" ([61:21])

• Pat:
  "The strings are bigger than the actual violin." ([61:25])

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9. Miscellaneous Banter and Humor

The episode was peppered with the hosts' signature humor and playful interactions, including discussions about toothpaste, dog grooming, and playful insults. Topics ranged from the challenges of maintaining hygiene to humorous takes on common household items.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom:
  "We have a disagreement about how to apply toothpaste." ([85:36])

• Chick:
  "You owe it to yourself to look up on YouTube. Pat Morita doing Red Fox." ([84:56])

• Pat:
  "He's got a Celtic knot tattoo." ([76:16])

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Conclusion

The June 9, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show successfully blended comedy, sports updates, listener engagement, and intriguing stories, all while maintaining the show's trademark humor and lively banter. From the escapades of an escaped zebra to the curious term "nurdle," the hosts kept their audience entertained and informed throughout the hour.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Chick: "You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside." ([01:55])

• Chick: "Sovereignty didn't run the Preakness, so he didn't do the Triple Crown." ([40:05])

• Rob: "I thought I stumbled onto an orgy." ([90:00])

• Christy: "It's called a nurdle." ([81:57])

• Pat: "The strings are bigger than the actual violin." ([61:25])

• Chick: "You owe it to yourself to look up on YouTube. Pat Morita doing Red Fox." ([84:56])

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key moments and humorous exchanges from the episode, providing a clear and engaging overview for those who haven't tuned in.

Transcript

[Tom]

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[Josh]

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[Chick]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

When I'm pissing outside.

[Chick]

Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. Pissing outside. Come on America. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside There you go you know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree you can go anywhere you please there's so many things that you can christen so make it like your mission and just start missing outside Missing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start missing outside.

[Tom]

You know my favorite place is in.

[Chick]

The virgin snow you find a fresh canvas and let it flow.

[Tom]

Sign your name and watch it glisten.

[Chick]

Unless you're in Alaska then your task.

[Tom]

Is to go faster cause it freezes.

[Chick]

And you have to walk backwards while you're pissing outside Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside Pissing outside Pissing outside. Nice. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside because the grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside. Tom, have you urinated outside today yet?

[Tom]

Oh, did yesterday.

[Chick]

It was awesome here and at your home.

[Tom]

At home. But it was on one of the big rocks over the edge.

[Chick]

You could see how some of your neighbors might think you're somewhat of a menace. You.

[Tom]

You can see that they can't see me. There's a lot of trees.

[Chick]

Okay. Hi.

[Tom]

There's nothing better than getting extra altitude when you're peeing outside.

[Chick]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom]

You can't experience that, Christy.

[Christy]

You'd have to point it up. What are you doing?

[Chick]

Yes, you can. Hillbilly fire department. You've seen that video. Come on.

[Tom]

Not anymore.

[Chick]

You ever try to.

[Tom]

I want to save as much up as I can for other purposes.

[Christy]

Fair enough.

[Chick]

You ever urinate? Like Pikes Peak or Denver? Denver. Oh, mile high, baby.

[Tom]

Of course I've. I've.

[Chick]

You go to the.

[Tom]

I peed at 10, 000ft.

[Chick]

You go to a restroom indoors, you're urinating a mile high.

[Tom]

Yeah, Denver. No, but I mean while standing outside.

[Josh]

I've peed everywhere, man.

[Chick]

Brownsville, Bakersfield, hillbilly woman's face.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. We've lost Christie.

[Pat]

That's a real spit take, by the way.

[Tom]

By the way, that's my favorite. That's my favorite shirt you wear.

[Chick]

I love that. Oh, he said thank you. Changing the topic.

[Tom]

No, that's. That's her hippie check, let's go ball shirt.

[Christy]

Yeah, that's exactly how I feel this morning.

[Chick]

Christy at the Silac insurance news desk. You having a rough mood now? Look at this.

[Josh]

Wait a minute.

[Chick]

Oh, that's like the harassment. That's like Rita Moreno and some rolling.

[Pat]

The movies she's done does a shimmy.

[Tom]

Shake and oh, Shakira.

[Chick]

Something Words and.

[Tom]

Words and other things.

[Christy]

Did you watch the Tony Awards last night?

[Chick]

I did not.

[Tom]

There might have been a basketball game. I don't know if you heard about it.

[Chick]

Yeah, if. George. I don't know. George. One, don't tell me yet. Josh. Arnold. Got a lot of nerves showing up here. There's Ace cosby. Hi, Chick McGee in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom]

Hello, Tom and Pat. You're prepared for today's show? I walk in earlier. Pat has his glasses on and a pair of glasses hanging from his shirt said, pat, where are your glasses? And I swear to God, he reaches up and thinks they're on the top of his head and he's wearing them.

[Christy]

Oh, he had three last week.

[Chick]

And then he did my favorite thing. He acted like he meant the entire exchange.

[Tom]

Yeah, I would do. I would do the same. Yeah, sure, of course. All right, very good. Let's see. First things first. Basketball. The Pacers, the Ders and the Sirs.

[Chick]

Yeah, the Thunder for them got by. They are the best team in the NBA all season long. 80 some wins and Shea had 34 points. Alex Caruso, who is the guy who looks like. He plays at the. At the Y with the headband and he's. He's great defensive specialist and he sing. He had 20 points. And the Thunder beat the Pacer.

[Tom]

Remember when that was a valid reference?

[Chick]

Thunder beat the Pacers 123, 107. I don't know. I don't know if I've been alive when that was reference.

[Christy]

I don't get it.

[Chick]

I don't. I don't even. Famous. I don't remember Mario Lonzo being.

[Tom]

He was the go to. Or some opera singers.

[Christy]

Oh, well, sorry, I'm not up on my opera.

[Tom]

Oh, no, I'm not either. But I mean, it would be kind of a. Hey, nice. Nice singing Caruso.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Thank you, Ace.

[Chick]

God, have you heard that?

[Christy]

Seriously?

[Chick]

I've heard of the singer. I haven't heard. I haven't ever heard someone say that.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Josh]

I feel like there was an old movie where the criminal said, I'll sing like Caruso and I never knew.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

He would rat on everybody.

[Tom]

Yeah. Oh, very good. Very.

[Christy]

Now, I just thought fat lady sang opera.

[Chick]

I bet that. Yeah. It's not over till the fat lady.

[Christy]

Yeah, that's the only.

[Chick]

I bet the movie that had the line, I'll sing like Caruso. And it was in black and white.

[Josh]

Absolutely. Yes.

[Chick]

That's so.

[Tom]

Yeah, see, it was in black and white. Yeah. So what?

[Chick]

See, I don't know nothing about it. I was at the movie.

[Josh]

They didn't even know color would be a thing.

[Chick]

No, they didn't.

[Josh]

When they made that movie, I had no idea.

[Chick]

Let alone talkies.

[Josh]

This is as good as it'll catch.

[Pat]

What is the first color movie?

[Josh]

Wizard of Oz is half.

[Pat]

Oh, that's.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Pat]

39.

[Josh]

Oh, the first full length.

[Chick]

No, the Color Purple. Oh, I thought you meant.

[Pat]

Oh, that was all.

[Chick]

I thought you meant a color in the title.

[Tom]

Did you?

[Chick]

Yeah, that's right. See how I saved that? Shut up. Shut up. Shutting up.

[Tom]

Where were we? Oh, I know. Three pointers. The thing is, they gotta go in.

[Chick]

So the series is tied at Game of Peace. And Wednesday night, in a far off place called Indiana, the Pacers will host the Thunder on A, B, C. That's the NBC. That's the thing. But I sang abc.

[Tom]

Oh, okay, okay. See, they're very good.

[Chick]

Oh, man, I loved ABC by Michael. The Jackson 5. ABC.

[Tom]

That leads to ABC.

[Chick]

Just like Caruso. Look at me singing.

[Tom]

Pat.

[Pat]

Yes, sir.

[Tom]

According to Tyler, something happened and it's your fault. He Says hello, gents and Ms. Lee.

[Christy]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom]

I need to thank Patty G for ruining me. Oh, I was at the dentist's office last week for a cleaning. They have a variety of music playing. An old song came on. I didn't recognize it at first and I realized coke in the boat. Coke in the boat, baby. And to my corporation, my shock, the hygienist says, excuse me. I said, you know Patty G's version, right. It was a very awkward remaining visit that I connect that to Michael Jackson because that's the faux Jacksons.

[Chick]

No, there were five of them.

[Tom]

Thank you very much.

[Pat]

Funny.

[Chick]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom]

The so called Hughes Corporation Hues referencing. This is not the Hughes Corporation.

[Chick]

No. Shut up. That's a good groove though.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's a great song.

[Pat]

Listen to that voice.

[Tom]

No, no.

[Chick]

You don't like this?

[Christy]

Like the Jackson 5.

[Josh]

Wow, they were so good.

[Chick]

I hope daddy don't hit me again.

[Josh]

Am I doing it right yet?

[Chick]

I'm dancing as fast as I can.

[Pat]

Don't hit me.

[Tom]

Yeah, see, the, the kid stuff is that and then the adult stuff is the sodomy. Yeah, time out. Sorry. Well, anyway, Pat, you've ruined something.

[Chick]

Everybody clear on when happened and what happened to who?

[Christy]

Clooney didn't win, by the way.

[Tom]

It's all my fault.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Christy]

Do we have coke in the boat today?

[Pat]

We don't.

[Josh]

So these are kids.

[Chick]

Good horns. No session sing either.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I think it's supposed to sound Jackson 5e.

[Pat]

Okay, you don't even remember the original.

[Tom]

One at this point.

[Chick]

Well, if you want to talk about who sounded like Jackson 5. Do you ever hear any of the Osmond stuff?

[Pat]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick]

One bad apple and they were pushing Donnie as Michael.

[Pat]

They completely ripped it off.

[Christy]

I loved them.

[Chick]

I don't find that surprising.

[Christy]

Donny Osmond, I had his greatest hits album.

[Chick]

Of course, Bad Appleton School, spoil the whole bunch.

[Christy]

Girl, I don't care what they say.

[Chick]

I don't care what they say.

[Tom]

Now coming up, we'll have more sporting news and your letters. You can reach us, of course, Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. we'd love to hear from you, whatever the topic.

[Chick]

A quick letter just for me that's really not under the umbrella of to the show. Hey, Chick. I heard at the Belmont on Saturday, Sarah Jessica Parker Place 4th. Oh.

[Josh]

Unfair criticism of that beautiful woman Sovereignty.

[Chick]

I won, right?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

So he, she, whatever.

[Christy]

It could have won the triple Crown.

[Chick]

I don't know what. I don't know what Sovereignty's Pronouns are.

[Tom]

Got a love letter. Love letter for Josh.

[Chick]

It did not win the Preakness. They didn't run.

[Christy]

Why didn't they run? Do you know?

[Chick]

Timing. They said it wasn't long enough to give him a rest before.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Josh]

And they kind of proved right.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Just want to let you guys know how much you brighten my day.

[Josh]

Well, that's nice.

[Chick]

What a. What a. What a dull, lifeless existence you must lead.

[Tom]

Go ahead. Well, I can't say I, sir. I appreciate your letter. I want to. Don't want to say your name.

[Chick]

I look forward to you guys cutting up.

[Tom]

We'll just call you Mr. S from the Old West. How about that?

[Chick]

Sinatra.

[Tom]

No, he's got a western style name.

[Chick]

Oh, Elias.

[Christy]

Gabby.

[Chick]

What's for a dinner?

[Tom]

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, he's brown.

[Pat]

And you're gonna eat it.

[Tom]

He's the cook.

[Chick]

We got beans and more beans.

[Josh]

Hoyt.

[Tom]

Wyatt, you're all wrong. He goes, I have been around great comedy all my life.

[Chick]

Is it Doc?

[Tom]

Oh, it's not Doc. You guys are faster than lightning. I remember when the band Kiss went back on tour and Pat innocently asked if they were going to be doing Kiss songs and Josh said, no, they're covering my way. I nearly drove into a bridge pillar. Thank you for what you do. Well, you're very welcome, Mr. Western. Western name S. We appreciate your letters. I certainly do. Perhaps Chick does not right now. Chick does. He likes to appreciate the quietness of his home. Resting and relaxing, knowing he's a safe person.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much, chick. Coming up, lots of delightful stories and a song from Patty Giant. And we've been working on a couple things over there. Certainly looking forward to that. Comedian Rob Haney, Comedian Reno Collier will be joining us as well. When we return, more of your letters. And also, did anyone notice that Greg Warren was on the TV last night? I was busy watching something else.

[Christy]

We'll find out.

[Tom]

Well, the bar rescue. Oh, we'll find out what that's all about coming up. And more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy]

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[Chick]

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[Christy]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom]

Hello.

[Chick]

Christy Lee's here. Hello, Josh, Arnold Chickster. It's Cosby over there. I'm Chick Be and hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello.

[Chick]

We have a, you have a letter over there. A lot of them, A lot of letters.

[Tom]

First off, got a love letter for a comedy. The comedy on the cruise ships. It's a big thing. Pat Godwin spent many years doing it. A lot of great comics out there. A lot of friends of the show. Longtime listener writes Steve, my wife and I went on a cruise with Carnival.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Ever done the Carnival?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat]

That's a big one for comedians.

[Tom]

The comedian was Sid Davis. We went to his quote, R rated show, laughed my ass off. He was hilarious. So thank you, Steve.

[Josh]

Glad to hear it.

[Tom]

In Pennsylvania. Yeah, we, we haven't seen Sid for a while. I was very, very.

[Christy]

Apparently he's on the ships.

[Tom]

I would guess so. And we have what did you, when you Were on the ships. Did you have any ship specific stuff.

[Pat]

You did, Pat, in regards improvising and talking about it, you have to be very careful.

[Tom]

You don't, you know, no Titanic chokes.

[Pat]

Exactly.

[Tom]

No lifeboat jokes.

[Pat]

Right. But I mean, you do anything about the ship or the. Where you are at the time. Like when I was in Hawaii, I would do Hawaiian songs, write them during the day and kind of have fun.

[Tom]

Yeah. I've been listening to your show for years, writes Pete. Last couple of years has thrown me a few curveballs. My wife and I take care of my dad, who is in the early stages of dementia. I am truly blessed to have my wife helping me out with this situation. Every morning on my way to work, I get to forget about things for my 30 minute drive. Thank you for what you guys do.

[Josh]

Well, that. Humbled by that.

[Chick]

That's kind and a little bit too serious. Let's not read any of those letters.

[Tom]

Oh, no. I mean, it's great taking care of dad. Come on.

[Chick]

Hey, we've got our own problems with people taking care of them that are disconnected with reality and don't know what year it is. And where's our Sullivan?

[Pat]

Still 30 minutes of relief.

[Chick]

And we were talking about a television program off the air and the commercial started and Tom goes, what channel is that on? And you, you just. Yeah, just don't get it.

[Tom]

This is from Jim. He says, dear Pirates of the Panties and Miss Christie.

[Christy]

Oh, my.

[Chick]

What?

[Christy]

Pirates of the Panties.

[Tom]

Sweet Josh's comment on Friday show about calling someone if you smell gas. What was the connection there?

[Christy]

I don't remember.

[Chick]

I'm still getting past Sweet Josh.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Sweet, sweet Josh.

[Tom]

He said. I checked with my neighbor. If you smell gas in your house. This is natural gas I'm talking about. Leave immediately. All caps. Sure. Don't even call from your cell phone.

[Pat]

It was about his brother's texting.

[Tom]

What was it?

[Pat]

It's about Josh's brother's texting. That's where it came from. And you shared with us that.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. My brother Joe was having trouble with a pilot light.

[Christy]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat]

That's what they're referencing.

[Chick]

And he was asking, boy, good job.

[Christy]

I would never remember that.

[Chick]

Three brothers who he loves. What he should do with the problem like this at his home.

[Josh]

Right. And my older brother replied, turn gas up for two days, shoot firework into hell.

[Tom]

That'll take care of him.

[Josh]

Real helpful.

[Chick]

Ah, the love between brothers.

[Josh]

I actually got an update on that.

[Chick]

Oh, really?

[Tom]

What happened?

[Josh]

He did not touch.

[Chick]

Well, that's good.

[Josh]

JoJo says, well, here's. Sorry, I'm going through the text. Here's one. My fart should have cleared this place out. That was my older brother at the dmv.

[Chick]

Okay, now listen to me and remember this later. You need to take all these texts and compile them and put them in a book.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Thanks, my brother.

[Chick]

And sell them at the airport. And you'd kill. Man.

[Josh]

You got three. Yeah. Jeff said, sitting at DMV and need to poop. Then he said, anything worse?

[Chick]

Anything worse?

[Josh]

And then he said, my fart should have cleared this place out. But I don't think it was the worst one, suggesting everybody.

[Chick]

So was there a worse one before or a worse one coming? I think there might be a worse one coming.

[Josh]

Here's another one. My older brother says. He's talking about certain protesters in the St. Louis area.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

And he says, do they even know what they're protesting for now? And my brother John says, against you and your gayness. These are the conversations.

[Tom]

Isn't it great having brothers?

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Josh]

But anyway, Joe said, I fixed our water heater. Had to replace the pilot assembly. Not too hard.

[Chick]

Whoa.

[Josh]

So he got it done.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Tom]

Okay. I'd recommend going to a pro for anything like that.

[Pat]

Don't go to your brothers.

[Tom]

Yeah. When it comes to you, I stay out of the electrical stuff and the gas stuff and the plumbing. Wait a minute.

[Chick]

Yeah, Almost all the stuff.

[Tom]

Pretty much everything.

[Josh]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

You might replace. Replace the pilot assembly with. And I applauded a trip to the moon. That would be the same thing to me.

[Christy]

Yeah. I would never have been able to.

[Josh]

He's fairly handy and.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I'm fairly handy because stuff like that, you got to really know.

[Chick]

Sure.

[Tom]

You got to know what you're doing.

[Josh]

Well, we'll give them the benefit of that for now.

[Chick]

I've been down there in the garage in my underwear, fiddling with the hot water heater.

[Tom]

Not going to give you any names or tell the story again, but remember, it's the one that involves removing the pad that was stuck to the slab, the carpeting pad. And they removed it with gasoline until the house exploded.

[Chick]

Yeah, they were making great progress until it exploded.

[Tom]

And they buried a full casket with enough ashes to barely fill a shot. Class.

[Chick]

I've got these stone tiles in my kitchen, and I've got some glue. I got some glue on there. Somebody. The people before me had something glued down there, and I can't get that glue up. What should I use?

[Tom]

Goo Gone. Doesn't Work.

[Chick]

I tried. Goo Gone. No, it's. It's.

[Tom]

You mean like industrial grade?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I'd recommend gasoline, wouldn't you, Josh?

[Chick]

Wait a minute. Hang on. I'm going to start a list here.

[Tom]

And then burn gas.

[Chick]

And then burn it off. Yeah.

[Tom]

Remember, it's designed to explode, so you want to get a lot on there.

[Chick]

I have. I have the punchline. Thanks, buddy. Good morning, compadres. This is from Mike. Headline, damn peacock. Uh.

[Josh]

Oh, he must have a loud one near him.

[Chick]

That is accurate. In the late 90s, I moved into a new house a few houses down. Had a peacock and a peahen. Now, remember, don't make the mistake I did and call the peahen the peahen something else. It is peacock and peahen, right, Tom?

[Tom]

Yeah. The one with the plumage is the male.

[Chick]

Male. That's the peacock.

[Tom]

Right, right.

[Josh]

The peahen is the female.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

We got it down.

[Josh]

It's not the pee. You'll see.

[Chick]

Exactly.

[Tom]

You know, could have been worse.

[Chick]

Could have been way worse.

[Tom]

Could have used a football term.

[Chick]

I was not aware in the new. In the new neighborhood. I was not aware that the peacock and the peahen lived down the street from me. And I also wasn't aware that a peacock can make a noise that sounds like a hurt child in danger.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. You'd be on alert the whole time.

[Chick]

As I was walking up and down the street searching for the child in danger, a neighbor walked over to me and explained what was going on. This neighbor also said he had watched me search for the child in danger for a long time from his garage. And he told me, I could have stopped you sooner, but I didn't. Well, welcome to the neighborhood.

[Tom]

I got a couple peacock stories. I don't know if you remember this one. This. This happened at Newark Airport, which has been in the news lately.

[Chick]

Peacock crash.

[Christy]

Is this the one?

[Tom]

A passenger was barred from bringing what she claimed was her, quote, emotional support peacock.

[Christy]

I think she made the whole world change. On this particular issue on United Airlines. Oh, God, can you imagine?

[Chick]

Did you see the video of the baby kangaroo that they wouldn't allow on the. On the airplane?

[Christy]

Joey?

[Chick]

Yeah. And the. And he's standing there holding his ticket, and it was the. It was the sweetest thing I've ever seen. But then I heard it was all AI. So. Oh, I don't know.

[Josh]

Oh, no.

[Chick]

But then. Because then after they. They took a video of him on the plane eating a cup of cheese popcorn, and he was having the time of his life, wasn't reaching in getting the popcorn.

[Tom]

Maybe it wasn't emotional support. Peacock. EMERSON Lincoln Palmer's third album.

[Chick]

Or @ least a song on one of the works, I think.

[Tom]

Okay. Now, we also had some escaped animals from zoos, one of which will be. One of which is in the news this morning. And the. In fact, we have two great escape. One with a capture, the other not put it.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

One with a helicopter involved, which I have a lot of questions. Questions about.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know. Me too. Like. Yeah, who's paying for that?

[Christy]

Well. And why couldn't you just tranquilize.

[Tom]

I don't. We'll get. That's coming up.

[Chick]

But get a backhoe and put it in the pickup truck.

[Christy]

Oh, no, it's still alive.

[Josh]

Well, you can still.

[Chick]

I think that's how they bury horses. They get a backhoe and dig a big hole.

[Christy]

Oh, God.

[Chick]

With the horse in the hole.

[Josh]

They bury horses, don't they?

[Chick]

Oh, they sure do. Just the heads.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick]

What?

[Josh]

I don't see a bunch of horse legs sticking out of place.

[Chick]

Hang on. Are you talking dog food? Is that what you're talking. I've heard.

[Tom]

I thought we were talking about peacocks.

[Chick]

Oh, no. I've heard that horse meat is out of this world. Delicious.

[Josh]

Aren't there a couple countries that.

[Tom]

France very big.

[Josh]

Really?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Iceland. Isn't that one of them? Yeah, it's real big.

[Josh]

Can you go to. Is it that common in France?

[Tom]

I think so.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Chick]

They might. They probably call it mer de suite or something.

[Tom]

Right, Right. I think that means a poop sandwich.

[Chick]

But they have horses in Iceland.

[Christy]

Yes. Iceland is the green one. Greenland is the ice.

[Chick]

They don't have tricks.

[Tom]

That's the original. The original gag of naming a country, right?

[Chick]

Yeah, but they don't have horses in Iceland or green.

[Christy]

Yes, they do, honey.

[Tom]

Excuse me.

[Christy]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom]

If you're just joining us, hello. This is the Bomb and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And I think we're going to get back to the topic of sporting news.

[Chick]

Nope. Tom being wrong. Oh, this is not going to go over very well. And remember, I am just the messenger.

[Tom]

Let me before. Last time you read one of these, the guy was wrong, of course.

[Chick]

Of course. I have no doubt this guy is wrong as well. Because what do we know? On this show, our number one job is to educate. And number two realization is Tom's always right. So you got to go with those two things. For as much as Tom talks about his education and lack of other people's education, I've Listened to him say the word hygienicist many times over the last couple decades.

[Tom]

Oh, it's. It's hygienist.

[Chick]

There's no such word, Tom. It's hygienists. Well, if you know, why are you saying hygienicist?

[Tom]

I just. Because I. I said it once. Famously.

[Chick]

Once.

[Tom]

Yes. And I. I just said it 15 minutes ago.

[Chick]

What's worse?

[Tom]

No, but the reason he continues, the reason he thinks I keep saying it is because it's on a famous piece from this show.

[Chick]

He was just reading the email this morning and odds are probably spelled right, but Tom said hygienesis.

[Josh]

Oh, so you're referencing the piece.

[Tom]

I. It's a joke reference to Sean says.

[Chick]

Sorry to be a ball buster, but you deserve it.

[Tom]

That's fine. I appreciate that. The. Do you want to hear the famous piece where the.

[Josh]

Depends on what it is.

[Chick]

You know what, Tom? I'm a team player.

[Tom]

Yeah, give me a second. One more, one more letter, I'll dig it up.

[Chick]

A friend of mine had a peacock one day he was working on his car and stopped to take a break and have a sandwich.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Chick]

When he came back to the car, he noticed wrenches missing. The peacock had taken the wrenches and stacked them in a pile. Odd.

[Christy]

What?

[Josh]

I wonder what it thought it was doing.

[Chick]

Love you guys. Tim in Arkansas.

[Josh]

I love that story.

[Chick]

I love this. I love this whole lottery.

[Pat]

How could a peacock pick up a wrench?

[Chick]

Our listener of the day practice with his be Tim.

[Tom]

Tim from Arkansas building some kind of a nest.

[Josh]

Yeah, they must do that with like sticks or something. Or bones.

[Chick]

I've heard that peacocks have nests made of wrenches. Yes.

[Christy]

Have you?

[Josh]

Wrenches can look like steel bones.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Chick]

They're quite heavy, the open ended wrenches. They kind of look like a female.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Okay. All right.

[Tom]

Wrenches look like steel bones. Sounds like the title of some.

[Chick]

Another Emerson. Like a pull.

[Josh]

Sounds like an undergrad.

[Tom]

Some female solo album broke away from her group that no one ever bought.

[Chick]

Yeah, Fiona Apple wrenches from her new album Men are evil.

[Josh]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

When we come back, flirting is penetration.

[Chick]

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[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Reason to play this. You got to wash your ass. Okay, we'll find out why that's irrelevant to today's news and more. We are in the Aurelio Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

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[Christy]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

He's always a great guest.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Look at this. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, Rob Haney will check in. Wonderful comedian. Also, Reno Collier will have a country fire to take. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

I think you just said country fart.

[Chick]

Did I say country fart thing? Well, that'd be.

[Tom]

That'd be a hell of a commercial.

[Chick]

That might have been.

[Tom]

You know, when I drink country fried lemonade.

[Chick]

Might have been a mistake on purpose.

[Tom]

I. I have a country fart.

[Josh]

Hey, Tom, you're a Metamucil fan?

[Tom]

Sure.

[Josh]

Have you tried the new lemonade flavor?

[Chick]

Oh, Tom.

[Josh]

Because I'm a strict orange flavor guy. Well, it's kind of the only available.

[Chick]

The current one is orange.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

They have lemon.

[Josh]

They do have lemonade now.

[Christy]

Did you like it?

[Josh]

I have not tried it. I just saw a commercial for it.

[Chick]

You can tell you just blew Tom's mind, so.

[Josh]

But who doesn't love a nice lemonade?

[Christy]

Oh, I love lemonade.

[Josh]

I'm sure there are people out there that don't. But do you go pink or regular?

[Christy]

I like regular.

[Chick]

I don't care.

[Tom]

Pink. Don't you just because you're so horny? Yes.

[Chick]

Unless of course I do. It's at the fair. I like lemon Shake Ups at the fair. That's it.

[Josh]

Those are incredible.

[Chick]

Crazy sweet.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

When you're at the fair and it's 100 degrees and you're boiling, there is nothing better than. Could you add more sugar, please?

[Chick]

I'm not.

[Josh]

They don't quench my thirst, though.

[Chick]

Oh, of course not.

[Josh]

Yeah, they make me wear thirsty.

[Tom]

That's because you have to have two, you big baby.

[Josh]

Oh, I didn't get.

[Chick]

I'll try that.

[Tom]

That's the rule. Okay, now we're talking.

[Chick]

You put the lemon Shake Ups in the hat on the side of your ears and put a big straw and run us.

[Tom]

We had a hassle letter about a mistake that I apparently keep making.

[Chick]

Hygienicist.

[Tom]

Well, it's because I was reading a letter and I. But I did.

[Chick]

Your fault. I know.

[Tom]

No, no, no. I didn't read. I don't know.

[Chick]

Oh, that's not true. You don believe what you just said. You know.

[Tom]

You know all. No, I did not know that. I thought it was hygienicist. It sounds like sound very scientific. Hygienist. And it's spilled weird.

[Chick]

Of all the static we've gotten out of you about normalcy and normality and you're just gonna.

[Tom]

Let's say normalcy. You're a hack hick. Idiot.

[Josh]

But I don't want to be a hack Hackett idiot.

[Chick]

Can you be a hack hick?

[Josh]

You can.

[Chick]

Okay, okay.

[Josh]

Name seven of them.

[Tom]

Here's. Here's where it came out. He and we play this often, so this is why I keep saying the word. Because I'm reading a letter and as you can see you and you wanted to hear this. Is that correct, Chick?

[Josh]

He did say he would be a team player. Yeah.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

You know what it is?

[Chick]

Want is a. No, I do not.

[Tom]

They're going to be really happy.

[Josh]

All right.

[Chick]

How is it? I'm not even got a guess.

[Tom]

There it comes. Dear Bob and.

[Chick]

Oh yeah, you were talking about Toenails last week.

[Tom]

Friend of mine is a dental hygienist.

[Christy]

There you go. Teeth for a living.

[Tom]

She had a patient who came in the office in great pain. After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth swollen and infected. The procedure required a small incision to relieve the pressure. There was a toenail in there. The dentist immediately requested a pair of.

[Chick]

Listen to. Who starts.

[Tom]

A large piece of. Of toenail.

[Christy]

How do they know it wasn't a fingernail?

[Tom]

Because it says this patient said he often chewed his toenail.

[Chick]

Can I tell you something? Shut up. My mother used to chew her to shut up in front of me.

[Christy]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick]

Oh, boy.

[Tom]

Clothed or not clothed?

[Chick]

Oh, thank God.

[Tom]

That is a visual.

[Chick]

Poor Bob has lost it.

[Christy]

Over there.

[Chick]

Right here.

[Pat]

This is a sick.

[Chick]

Sick. That would be, you know, totally naked.

[Tom]

I didn't even think of that.

[Chick]

See anything you like, boy?

[Tom]

Free psychiatry for life. I think you would. I think you get a psychiatrist. I'm sorry. You get the point. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

I mean, get the flavor. I.

[Tom]

First of all, I could not get.

[Christy]

Your foot in your mouth even when I was. Oh, you've done that quite a few times.

[Tom]

Oh, no, no, I can do that. I bet I've done it twice since the show started.

[Chick]

So when's the baby. Dude, you. You're not.

[Tom]

That was Bob. That was Bob. It was okay.

[Christy]

Put my foot in my mouth. I bet.

[Tom]

What?

[Chick]

Well, sure.

[Josh]

Boy, Christy, you are making dreams come true.

[Tom]

Yeah, I couldn't even sit Indian style. Whatever. What is the proper name for that? Christie's? Christy Cross?

[Chick]

Applesauce?

[Tom]

Chrissy's Kissing?

[Chick]

What kind of view you got over there, Josh, when she puts her foot in her mouth?

[Josh]

I didn't see.

[Christy]

That's okay. I have to do it again.

[Chick]

Yeah. Oh, look at that.

[Tom]

Oh, she has pants.

[Josh]

I can do that.

[Chick]

Okay, look it right up. Your old address.

[Josh]

Denim Yawn.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. Your mother did really did chew her toes, though, huh?

[Chick]

Yeah, she was.

[Christy]

That is incredible.

[Josh]

Limber woman.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Odd duck. She was about Christy's size, actually.

[Christy]

Yeah, she was a small gal I met.

[Chick]

Tiny with a big mouth, you know?

[Tom]

Can you. Are you limber enough? Can you.

[Chick]

I. I don't think.

[Tom]

I can't even. I can.

[Chick]

I know I can't.

[Tom]

I. I can't even get.

[Chick]

I know I can't with my left leg.

[Tom]

Josh, you're about.

[Chick]

Y.

[Tom]

Now. Josh.

[Chick]

He's doing crutches over there.

[Pat]

That's what he's.

[Tom]

First of all, I've heard you're going to have to lose 100 pounds and break your neck.

[Chick]

I've heard that you. You might be able to do it in the shower is what I've heard.

[Pat]

What, you have to take a rib out, though.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That is, take my spine.

[Christy]

Are we still talking about you and Tony?

[Pat]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick]

We moved. We move.

[Tom]

We've moved up, not down.

[Chick]

And there are. I bet you There are a 100 guys listening right now that can do that.

[Tom]

That.

[Josh]

A hundred?

[Christy]

Are you serious?

[Chick]

Yes. No, that was Ron Jeremy's claim to fame for the longest time.

[Josh]

And Mayor James Keenan of Tool, I think, can do it.

[Chick]

No kidding.

[Tom]

How does that come out into the.

[Christy]

If you could do it, wouldn't you tell everybody?

[Tom]

No.

[Chick]

Well, you couldn't tell everybody because you'd be home alone if.

[Reno]

Yeah.

[Josh]

If you could do it, would you? No, no, I don't really think I would either.

[Pat]

No, I don't think you would too.

[Josh]

You know. I guess. Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, I would do it all the time. It's good for you, you know, but there.

[Chick]

There is something about somebody else doing it, I gotta tell you. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. By the way, to return to a topic that's a little more civilized. According to several different sources, and it varies between 7 and 16% of house. Excuse me. 16% of households in France buy horse meat on a regular basis.

[Chick]

Wait a minute. Wow.

[Josh]

Okay, so they go to the butcher and buy horse.

[Chick]

Sixteen.

[Josh]

That's pretty high.

[Tom]

Yeah, that is pretty high. Now, I've got another source here that says about 7%. Huh.

[Josh]

So that's 12%, we'll say.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy]

That's.

[Tom]

That's a. I'm sure.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Tom]

Much higher than in America.

[Josh]

Oh, wow.

[Tom]

Yeah. No, thank you. Now, it says in the. Horse meat in France is shrinking as a specialty, but it's not extinct. Okay. Yikes. Okay, let's move forward here. Now, we were talking about. Why are we talking about this? Because of the horse race over the weekend.

[Chick]

Yeah, Sovereignty won the. The Belmont, but they didn't run it at Belmont. They ran it somewhere. I forget where.

[Tom]

The.

[Josh]

Sarah.

[Tom]

Saratoga.

[Chick]

Right, Saratoga, Yes.

[Tom]

I think there you go. Yeah, they. There's what, Construction.

[Christy]

Right. And then Sovereignty did not run the Breakness, so he didn't do the Triple Crown. Right.

[Chick]

Derby.

[Christy]

How journalism do we know that was my horse?

[Chick]

Did you. Did you make any bets? Anybody bet on the.

[Josh]

Sadly, I forgot it was going on. Oh, I know, I know. I completely dropped the ball there.

[Chick]

You should have put that in a box. And NBA playoffs last night. Game two, the finals. Shea Gilgis Alexander from Canada, 34 points. Alex Cruz had 20. And the Thunder beat the Pacers in game two. 123, 107. All things tied up at a game of peace. Game 3 on Wednesday night in Indianapolis and yesterday in the French Open.

[Christy]

What are you Tasmanian Devils.

[Tom]

They're gobbling up the horse.

[Chick]

We're frenching French Open with. Josh and I are frenching each other.

[Tom]

Oh, open mouth.

[Chick]

I see Carlos escape from Alcaraz. Rallied from two sets down and broke Yannick Sinner's heart and saved three match points to win the Open for the second straight years. Fifth major title in as many finals. Second straight French Open title. And Coco Golf. Golf. Won the ladies side on Saturday. Recall, she recently got married to Detroit Lions quarterback Jared Goff. Golf.

[Tom]

So her name is now Coco Golf Golf. Ah.

[Chick]

She was engaged to David Hasselhoff.

[Pat]

She was reading Nabikov while she was doing that swinging.

[Chick]

A miss. Swing and a miss.

[Pat]

How dare you.

[Josh]

Golf.

[Chick]

Golf likes Nabokov, by the way.

[Tom]

Back to horse meat.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

In the United States, many states have explicit bans on the sale of horse.

[Chick]

Not implicit explicit.

[Josh]

Well, that's good.

[Tom]

Illegal. Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick]

You think there are people through no fault of their own. Possibly. You know, they're going through a rough time. They eat. They eat dog food for their meals.

[Tom]

Oh, that's. That's long been a. Yeah, that's why.

[Chick]

They can't put spay and neutering chemicals.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I think last time I checked, dog food was more expensive than people foods.

[Josh]

I was gonna say.

[Chick]

I was gonna say there are some good wet food out that smell. Amazing.

[Tom]

There are a couple that are.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You might as well just. Filet mignon.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

In any event, it is legal to eat horse meat in the United States. But not really easy to get, apparently. Okay. Yikes.

[Josh]

Let us know what it's like.

[Chick]

The second consecutive Stanley cup final between the Panthers and the Oils has been about as even as the series can get. It's Game of Peace and game three tonight in a place called Sunrise, Florida. That sounds like one of those manufactured cities.

[Josh]

It does.

[Chick]

Like Easton, Ohio. The Columbus, Ohio has a.

[Tom]

It's a nice name.

[Chick]

Shopping area.

[Tom]

Ironically, it's near Tampa. See, the sun would be setting on that side of. Never mind.

[Chick]

I was waiting for the.

[Tom]

How far.

[Chick]

I thought it was how far Sunrise was from Deland.

[Tom]

Switched it up. It's about 50 miles to deceit.

[Chick]

Okay. And Ryan Fox, not Red Fox. You got to wash your ass. Is a PGA Tour winner for the second time in five Weeks.

[Tom]

We have. We have a quote from him.

[Chick]

Oh, really? This is a Ryan Fox.

[Tom]

You got to wash your hands. Hey, that's the wrong one.

[Chick]

Wait a minute. Denny Hamlin. One at Michigan yesterday.

[Josh]

Oh, Harry's boy.

[Chick]

Yes, boy. He's a good looking man. Is it Harry Hamlin?

[Josh]

Harry Hamlin?

[Chick]

I always thought he was a good looking man. Don't you think, Chris?

[Josh]

Did you like him?

[Christy]

Yeah, he was fine, I guess.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I could tell a great story. Can I tell that story, Ace?

[Josh]

Go for it.

[Christy]

Ace was in the hospital recently and he woke up and didn't really know where he was. And he thought he had been asleep for five years and he'd only been asleep for five days. And I said, ace, I'm sorry, but I gotta go. I gotta get home and make dinner for my husband. You remember I'm married, right? He goes, yeah, you're married to Harry Hamlin.

[Josh]

Fascinating.

[Pat]

Those are good drugs.

[Tom]

Yeah, those are some fine, fine drugs. Yeah. Yeah, those are good.

[Christy]

Yeah. He goes, yeah, you got married five years ago. I go, all right, yeah, I'm married to Harry.

[Tom]

I don't know if anybody else experienced.

[Christy]

So cute.

[Tom]

I mentioned this after I had major surgery, and it was. I was like, ace. I was out for. I was out for like a day, I think. Whatever. And I had this very, very bizarre dream. And it was like this really confusing video game. And I've had one other person tell me they had the same thing. And I didn't know what was happening. And I was. I was in. The game was very scary.

[Christy]

Did you have that, Ace?

[Chick]

No.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Yeah. But that's so weird that you'd pick Harry.

[Christy]

Harry Hamlin. I know, right?

[Tom]

Right.

[Christy]

It was like. I have no idea.

[Josh]

Why any sort of a renowned cook book.

[Chick]

Is he.

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Christy]

All I know is he's married to that Lisa Rena. She's the one with the biggest lips in the world.

[Chick]

Yeah, she's got her lips jacked up, right?

[Josh]

Dsl.

[Pat]

He had the first man that's jacked.

[Tom]

Up, by the way.

[Chick]

Hang on.

[Pat]

What are you the first?

[Chick]

Did you say CSLs?

[Josh]

DSLs?

[Chick]

Oh, DSL.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Okay, you could say CSL.

[Christy]

Oh, I know what that means.

[Tom]

Yeah. That's a delivery service, right?

[Christy]

Esl.

[Josh]

No, that's dhl.

[Tom]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh]

Yeah. In a way, this is a service.

[Tom]

I'm getting. I'm getting the look.

[Chick]

Dsl.

[Tom]

Yes, I admit it. I'm a dumbass. If you have any great stories about coming out of a coma, let us know.

[Chick]

We're talking about a sex move. Go ahead.

[Tom]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

Cocktails take 12. Buzz balls just dropped their biggest blue balls. Script says Biggie's blue balls. Lonzo13 blue balls just dropped their biggest buzz balls. Ugh. Let's try a vocal exercise. Buzz balls.

[Pat]

Biggies.

[Chick]

Blue balls. Buzz balls.

[Pat]

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[Chick]

Blue balls.

[Josh]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

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[Christy]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy]

Hello.

[Chick]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat]

Hey, chick.

[Chick]

A song this time?

[Pat]

Sure, whatever you need.

[Chick]

All right. You promise?

[Pat]

I'm not in charge of the show, so I can't promise.

[Chick]

That's true. You know, I heard him try to get set up for a song today as you walked past him and huh. You were unimpressed in a magnificent way.

[Pat]

What was I doing?

[Chick]

You were telling him about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

We had a, a news story that I thought was so boring that we wouldn't do it.

[Chick]

And then he, he got a. He's got a song for us. Hi, Josh. Hi, Chick Ace. Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am. Hello, Tom.

[Pat]

It was the pet yeast story. The Chinese kids are now, they don't want them to do the maintenance of the pets with half a cat or dog. So they're. Did you say having yeast?

[Chick]

Pet yeast?

[Tom]

Yeah. I mean, I. It's just one of those living organisms, one of those sad things that if you can't get your kid a dog.

[Christy]

And this is in China, it's part of a broader static bet moment among young people seeking low maintenance companionship.

[Josh]

Boy, normally when you hear China dog and yeast, you're making recipe dog bread.

[Chick]

Who wants terrier cake?

[Christy]

It's a dog pop pie. Instead of cats or dogs, enthusiasts are turning to inanimate companions like stones, mango pits and jars of yeast.

[Chick]

I had a pet rock.

[Josh]

Well, that was a huge fan, right?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

It was a big thing.

[Chick]

So great.

[Josh]

Were they just rocks with googly eyes?

[Chick]

Yeah. No, no, it didn't have googly eyes, just a rock. We dreamed of the rock having eyes.

[Tom]

When I was a kid. One of those.

[Josh]

So dumb Yeah, I kind of lie. Hey. Somebody laughed their way to the day.

[Chick]

They were everywhere.

[Christy]

One user noted, yeast requires no walking, no mess, while another, gentle. Joked, it can be turned into steamed buns if abandoned. Psychologists say the trend reflects rising stress from work and studies compared to traditional pets. Static pets are cheap, easy to manage and offer a sense of secure attachment without demanding care or emotional investment.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Christy]

They're not going to get sick and they don't need constant attention.

[Tom]

Sad.

[Josh]

You know, I. I'd judge them, but that's sort of the relationship I prefer.

[Chick]

In a living human being.

[Josh]

Right, right, right. No, no real attachment. Just very little work.

[Chick]

More of a receptacle, really, I'm afraid.

[Tom]

There's a photo of the famous pet rock.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Came in a box with air holes.

[Josh]

And a little, like, sir nest kind of.

[Christy]

Oh, God, they were everywhere.

[Chick]

One genuine pedigreed pet rock. Rock. Look at that.

[Tom]

I mean, it wasn't even an interesting rock. It was just.

[Josh]

I think it's pretty.

[Chick]

It has straw in it so it can sleep.

[Pat]

They were very popular.

[Christy]

Yeah, they were.

[Tom]

So in China, you keep it in an aquarium.

[Christy]

Which RV yeast do you keep in the refrigerator?

[Josh]

Maybe a petri dish. I don't know.

[Tom]

Oh, God.

[Chick]

Yeah. I guess, technically, it is living.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I also don't care for the words China and petri dish in the same.

[Tom]

Yeah, it usually yields. Turn the world off for about a year and ruin everybody's life.

[Christy]

I'm anxious to hear your song. Bad.

[Pat]

Well, I'm a dog person now. I have a hound dog at home. And these Chinese people, you know.

[Chick]

These Chinese people, you know, start over. Hey, hey, hey, Tom.

[Josh]

And these Chinese people. These Chinese people, you know, look, it.

[Tom]

Could have been a lot worse trying to get to.

[Chick]

I certainly don't know how.

[Josh]

Matt, how would your grandfather have said it? Go ahead.

[Pat]

So these Chinamen.

[Chick]

Yeah, there you go.

[Pat]

Working on the railroad. I. I'm a dog person. I got a hound dog there at home. But you got nothing but east around.

[Josh]

The house.

[Pat]

Pet yeast around the house. And you didn't want to do it.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat]

You just fly in sugar water. You can't catch no mouse. One of those crazy kids in China can't take care of a cat and gave us the corona virus from a Wuhan bat. Go play with your pet yeast and I'll pet my sweet, sweet pudding.

[Tom]

Well worth it. Nice fan. Correction. Well, your. Your pet yeast is sick. What do I do? Get monostat 7.

[Christy]

That's funny.

[Tom]

Is that the one? Is that the. Oh, I Just thought that was so depressing.

[Josh]

Hey, we're having fun.

[Chick]

A yeast infection?

[Tom]

No, no. Having a pet.

[Chick]

Oh, an inanimate pet object.

[Tom]

Got a new way to meet your neighbors.

[Christy]

How's that?

[Josh]

Walking your yeast.

[Tom]

Well, aren't having your dog escape? One of my dogs took off yesterday. And what'd you do? We ran through the chip.

[Chick]

I thought you had all your dogs trained and they were.

[Tom]

Yeah, there was some weird. Some. Something happened. All of a sudden I was on the phone and Mr. Fletcher looked up and you know that look they get like.

[Chick]

Sure, they're. They're hearing or smelling things that you can only imagine.

[Tom]

So I do, but it's kind of hard to explain. He kind of got around part.

[Chick]

You know what they say, a dog that won't come when called is not a dog. You need to says that. Huh?

[Tom]

Oh, he came up, we got him. I got to meet the people behind me and the people behind them.

[Christy]

Oh, really?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I bet they were thrilled.

[Tom]

It's just. You always feel weird when you're running through someone's yard. At least it was during the day. You know what I'm saying? You've got to be careful what you name your dog.

[Josh]

Were you like Ferris Bueller where you saw two. Two girls sunbathing?

[Chick]

Right.

[Josh]

You ran past them, but then you came back and said, hi, I'm Ferris.

[Tom]

Hi, I'm Ty. Mr. Fletcher is fine.

[Josh]

Oh, good. Any idea what he may have?

[Tom]

No, I still can't figure it out.

[Chick]

Is he the bigger.

[Tom]

He's the bigger one.

[Chick]

Yeah, the bigger one.

[Tom]

Okay, so we'll get back to the action with Chick Magee. Did we polish off sports already?

[Chick]

No, we've got one of these stupid world record. An Australian woman has broken the Guinness world record for the most pull ups by a woman. Wow. In 24 hours. 34 year old Olivia Vincent. Shrimp on the barbie. Is that. That's not even. Anyway, she performed 7,079 pull ups in a day. Olivia Vincent.

[Josh]

Oh, Vincent. Sorry.

[Chick]

Smashing the previous record of 4,081.

[Josh]

Man, that's crazy.

[Christy]

That is great.

[Tom]

They are so perfect as a great group. 24 hours as a group, collectively, in a month. We couldn't do that.

[Christy]

We couldn't do 100.

[Josh]

So this is a woman doing how many pull ups in 1?

[Chick]

7,079.

[Josh]

And you said they're so. That is so. They are so hard. Are you talking about her boobs? I promise you those are pet rocks.

[Tom]

I'm looking at a photograph. Josh, you're not.

[Josh]

But man, that's good for Her.

[Christy]

Good for her. That's right.

[Chick]

She's okay. 7079 pull ups in 24 hours is 294 pull ups an hour.

[Josh]

I wonder if they're kipped. Pull ups. You know what those are where you can kind of cycle them. You go like this.

[Tom]

I. I don't know.

[Chick]

What did you. What did you.

[Tom]

She's doing pull ups, not chin ups.

[Pat]

Yeah, they're the harder one.

[Tom]

Pull ups are the ones where you're.

[Pat]

A little bit easier.

[Josh]

Your fingernails are facing away from you. Yes.

[Chick]

Hands are front.

[Tom]

Those are the hard. Those are harder.

[Chick]

Did you say they were kids? Oh, kids hipped pull ups. I said. Yeah, she's a woman.

[Christy]

I'm not talking to you.

[Chick]

Did you ever get a nipple hung up on a bar, Chrissy? No, that got hurt.

[Tom]

So she did more than 7,000 in just 24 hours.

[Christy]

That's crazy.

[Tom]

Next day she had to have one of her friends help her wipe.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

She's got to look like a T.

[Christy]

Rex the next day, right?

[Tom]

My arms, they. They won't move. Yeah, Doris, or is your mind wiping me?

[Chick]

I used to be able to do a pull up backwards. I don't know if I can chin.

[Josh]

Up or curl up.

[Chick]

Chill up. What is it? Chin up. Keep your chin up. That's probably why I couldn't remember the.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh]

I remember in school the girls used to have the flex arm. Hang is what it was called.

[Christy]

Yeah. You have to hold it.

[Josh]

They had to hold that?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Oh, I was awful at that.

[Josh]

Well, it was difficult.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Weak as a kid.

[Tom]

Okay, now what's coming up?

[Chick]

Another stupid world record coming up. Ever told someone when they're telling you their tale of woe and you, you tell them, well, let me get the world's smallest violin.

[Josh]

I like that bit.

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah. I'll play it for you. We have, oh, the world smallest violin coming up.

[Tom]

That's a famous.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

MASH TV show. MASH thing.

[Pat]

Is that where that came from?

[Chick]

The smile? Smallest violin.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Really?

[Tom]

That's where I heard it. Yeah.

[Chick]

No kidding.

[Tom]

But. Yeah. I don't know if that they invented it or if that's just an old phrase.

[Chick]

No. Well, you put your index finger and your thumb together and get. That's, you know what that is? The world's smallest violin playing just for you.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Tom]

In other words, they're saying, oh, you got a picture of the pull up lady? They're just regular pull up.

[Josh]

They are. She's just doing regular pull ups. She's not cycling them.

[Christy]

There is no way.

[Tom]

Is that a guy mountaineering on her nose?

[Christy]

Oh, you know what?

[Chick]

What? Hang on. Let me see. Let me see the size of this woman's. Look.

[Tom]

What a beak.

[Josh]

No, you'll go.

[Tom]

The photograph I have must have been adjusted.

[Chick]

I don't. I wouldn't. Now, let me. I wouldn't mind. If she did have a big nose, I'd be right in there with you. Hey, schnoz. But I didn't look like. Never mind.

[Tom]

I'm just kidding.

[Chick]

You know what I need is little.

[Tom]

Java cup of Joe. Well, that's where I come in.

[Chick]

Java.

[Tom]

Because this portion. Oh, well, this portion of the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by our buddies at Java House. Java House. The official coffee. The official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I was just talking to a buddy of mine, speaking of my dogs. I was walking the dogs of the day, and my friend Sean came out and he. He probably had to get something. I'm sure he didn't come out to see me. He's my neighbor. And he said, hey, thanks for the tip on Java House. I love this stuff and the beauty of Java House. He was saying, you get up in the morning and you don't have to go to the machine and go through all the rigmarole. You just peel and pour, ladies and gentlemen. And it's a concentrate. So where is mine? Here's one over here. Here. This is the Java House. Oh, this is the. This is the most popular one. The amazingly smooth cold brew Colombian medium roast. This thing is a little bigger than a Keurig cup. You don't put it in a machine. You just peel the top off and add water. It's that simple. And you can make iced coffee. You can make hot coffee. Also, they have tea, of course, lattes, energy drinks. I have not tried the lattes yet. I've got to try one of those. Have you had those, Christy?

[Christy]

I have. The salted caramel one's really good.

[Tom]

Oh, that's my new favorite. Ice cream. Energy drinks, hydration drinks, even the famous hot cocoa. And by the way, whoever is our internal coordinator with the Java House people, seems to me we're out of cocoa. I don't know where it went. Tom looked to his right. Just slightly.

[Josh]

Don't you worry about it.

[Tom]

Java House.

[Chick]

She won the French Open on Saturday.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Josh]

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[Christy]

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[Josh]

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[Christy]

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[Chick]

Go to your happy price. Price line. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy]

Hello, Chick Miggy.

[Chick]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick]

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom. I like this. This is me. It's moving music.

[Tom]

This is a little horn action.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

It's nice. It's nice. We have some information coming up that we got a fun fact. Oh, fun fact.

[Christy]

We should know.

[Chick]

Yeah, I, I, Is it fun, though?

[Tom]

Oh, it's fun.

[Josh]

And it's factual.

[Tom]

And it's factual. Okay. Approved by the American, what's it called? Dental Association. Hygienicists, Hygienists everywhere. It's hygienist, you illiterate.

[Pat]

Genesis.

[Tom]

Sorry. No, I know it's hygienist, but I, I didn't know when I first read it. Okay, we have another Sporting News story.

[Chick]

Yes, we do. Stupid world. Scientists in the United Kingdom have unveiled what may be the world's smallest violin.

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Tom]

Gibson, have you cured cancer? No, sir, but I have the world's smallest violin. Thank God for science.

[Chick]

Physicists. Or physis at Loughborough University or Lochborough, I bet it is. Lockeboro created the microscopic image using advanced nanotechnology. The violin measures just 35 microns long and 13 microns wide. You know, smaller than the width of a human hair.

[Tom]

You know, these guys, if they're guys, you know that at one point, one of Them said, hey, Steve, come over here. Here. You know. What's that?

[Chick]

That is.

[Tom]

It's really small. That's your penis. Get it?

[Josh]

I would hope so. Yeah, that's.

[Chick]

You should be used to this. Take a look at it.

[Josh]

What's that? Sort of gentle ribbing among.

[Tom]

I say yes. I forgot they were English. Yes.

[Christy]

Here's a silly question.

[Tom]

Give it a go.

[Chick]

Oh, boy. Here we go.

[Christy]

Is it playable?

[Tom]

The answer is no.

[Josh]

They're working on the bow now.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Pat]

The strings are bigger than the actual.

[Chick]

Why would you pick a violin?

[Christy]

Right.

[Chick]

You'd have to have something. Have to make the bow, for God's sake. Well, if you had a trumpet, you'd have to.

[Josh]

Nanotechnology. They mean little. Little bug robots that got.

[Christy]

Thank you.

[Josh]

That all work together to make this thing. That's tip. That's typically what nanotechnology is, isn't it?

[Tom]

My guess is it probably has a really important use in the future in medicine.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But I guess this is just to illustrate that these guys can do incredible things. So, sheesh, hats off to them. Does that article mention the MASH thing? Thing?

[Chick]

Yes, it does. You know it does. You wrote it.

[Tom]

Well, since you. This is a radio show for other people besides yourself, perhaps you'd like to share with us.

[Chick]

No, I don't think so, because I don't know if it was in MASH episode. Because I consider myself, especially early on, somewhat of a mashophile. Actually, this refers to 1978, and that's. I think the show would become unfunny by then.

[Christy]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Chick]

MASH episode?

[Pat]

What season?

[Tom]

Let me find the story. Okay.

[Chick]

This is the world's smallest violin playing for you, and the story attributed that phrase to the MASH episode. I think that phrase was around a long time before the mash.

[Josh]

Do you think the story originally attributed to that MASH episode, or do you think he added that in?

[Chick]

That's where it gets a little fuzzy.

[Pat]

Smile says that he added it, and then he.

[Chick]

And then he says he. Someone in the UK came up with that. Yeah, right. Tom. Tom the liar. That's why I didn't read it.

[Tom]

Okay, hang on a second. Let's see.

[Chick]

I don't know when that phrase started.

[Pat]

But that's been around.

[Chick]

It's got to be before 1978, because we were saying it in high school.

[Pat]

Exactly.

[Chick]

And I went to high school in the 30s, of course.

[Tom]

Okay. I'm trying to find it. It is in the original article. So.

[Pat]

So there.

[Chick]

Well, whoop dee doo. They're lying too.

[Tom]

Okay, well, it's the BBC.

[Chick]

Sorry, Liars. Well known liar.

[Josh]

You know what? I prefer not. I don't prefer the, oh, let me play the world's smallest violin for you. I just prefer the exaggerated real violin pantomime. You're telling me a sad story.

[Tom]

Yes, once again, the BBC says that. But here in a. There's a 1962 memoir by Rod Cameron that sounds like a.

[Chick]

Now here's. This sounds like a fact.

[Tom]

The world's smallest. Yeah, he said it in a memoir. Ah, so someone from the MASH writing team grabbed it and put it there.

[Chick]

And As I said, 1978. I bet Gilbert was off the show by then when it stopped becoming funny.

[Tom]

Well, very good. Larger point is, it's the world's smallest violin. I think we can all enjoy that.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Chick]

No one can enjoy that now.

[Tom]

Have you seen the video of it?

[Christy]

It is on the seat.

[Pat]

What is this on the model?

[Chick]

What is it made out of, though?

[Tom]

It's an image.

[Chick]

It's a picture.

[Tom]

Well, no, that's a picture.

[Josh]

Well, wait.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

What's the image?

[Chick]

So can I go if that the. This violin that they. They took a picture of, Can I go over there where it is and pick it up?

[Tom]

No. It's smaller than a human hair, by.

[Chick]

The way, with a tweezer.

[Josh]

No strings, no holes. It's not. It's not. It's not a proper shape of a shape.

[Tom]

It's. It's thinner than a human hair. This is amazing technology.

[Chick]

You know what this is?

[Josh]

It's not perfected yet.

[Chick]

We need to change this from stupid world record to crap stories is what we need to call it from now on.

[Tom]

Well, actually, it is in your sports cast. I guess that would pretty much.

[Pat]

I'm enjoying you two this morning.

[Chick]

So MASH didn't come up with. So you putting that in the story was.

[Tom]

No, I didn't put. It's in the BBC story.

[Chick]

Well, you're supposed to be. You make a big deal out of editing these stories. Possibly that was something you could have edited out.

[Tom]

I checked it and it was in the MASH episode. I didn't apparently. And I'm surprised it was in one of the ones you didn't see since you.

[Chick]

I said. I told you. It started In, I think 72 and like 75. They were like, where's Frank Burns? Where's. The hell with it.

[Josh]

Alan Alden went, hey, I have an agenda here. Let's. Let's do that over the comedy.

[Chick]

Bj Honeycutt? No, thanks.

[Josh]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

No, See, I don't.

[Josh]

I was a kid and was just bored to death by mash, so.

[Chick]

Charles Emerson.

[Tom]

And now the other problem was know that technically there were more half hour episodes of MASH than there were half hours of the Korean War.

[Chick]

Another premise.

[Christy]

Didn't Loretta Sweat just die a few days ago?

[Pat]

She did, yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Christy]

May 30th. Yeah.

[Pat]

Cold lips was it murders you.

[Tom]

Did you say Cold Lips?

[Pat]

Cold lips.

[Christy]

He was 87.

[Tom]

You didn't want to do the match.

[Josh]

Was she.

[Chick]

You know what? I stand correct.

[Josh]

Was Loretta Swift it? And I'm even going to include Sally Kellerman from the movie. Were they war sexy meaning like.

[Pat]

Like prison?

[Josh]

They're not.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Was she only sexy because she was one of the only in the movie.

[Tom]

Mash, the hot one was Joanne Fluke. Joanne Flug.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Pat]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. Really hot.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom]

But Hot Lips who Land was okay, but they.

[Josh]

They both remind me of Janice from.

[Chick]

The Muppets, but Sally Kellerman. No, thank you very much.

[Tom]

You didn't like her?

[Chick]

I don't like over taller than me.

[Tom]

She was like the voice. The voiceover queen. Yes, but. Well, in any event, sad music I playing the world's smallest fire.

[Pat]

What's the song they play when you do the joke playing My heart breaks for you or what is it? What's the joke?

[Chick]

I don't know.

[Pat]

This is the world's smallest violin. Violin playing My heart breaks for you or whatever.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. This is the world's small playing just for you is what I was playing just for you.

[Chick]

Yeah, I don't think there's a title of a song.

[Pat]

I thought there was a song.

[Chick]

Do you have a song about that?

[Pat]

Wasn't what I was setting up.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Pat]

When we were a kid, there was a song attached.

[Tom]

The one in MASH is that. You just got it right. The other one from 62 is that's the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song.

[Pat]

Ah.

[Tom]

So, yeah, the MASH one's a little bit more on point, I think.

[Josh]

All right.

[Christy]

You guys done yet?

[Josh]

Yeah, Yeah. A lot of time we spent on.

[Tom]

That'S because you kept asking dumb questions questions.

[Chick]

And we can appreciate how I dodge that.

[Tom]

Okay, good. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. If you're just joining us, Excuse me. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Time to talk to the hippie chick with the.

[Christy]

Yeah. Man.

[Tom]

I love that flowery blouse you have on.

[Christy]

Thank you, John.

[Tom]

Very blousy.

[Chick]

I'm on the fence. I don't know if I like it or not.

[Christy]

Really.

[Chick]

It was a little more darker red. I don't like the bright red. Like.

[Pat]

Oh, I like it.

[Christy]

Thank you.

[Tom]

Looks very nice. It. It. What is it silk?

[Josh]

No, it's felt.

[Tom]

No.

[Josh]

Must be felt.

[Christy]

It's. I don't know what it is.

[Josh]

It's overall targets.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. It's one of those things.

[Christy]

It's not very soft. I will say that.

[Chick]

Would you.

[Pat]

Yeah, up here.

[Tom]

As it get softer.

[Chick]

Pat, would you. I. I think, yeah, I would. Would you switch shirts with her during a commercial break?

[Josh]

This would make my day.

[Pat]

I would actually break it.

[Tom]

Yeah. You'd rip it because it looks.

[Chick]

No, it looks blousy.

[Christy]

I mean, it's stretchy.

[Josh]

To see you in that blouse would really be.

[Pat]

I'll wear it for one break.

[Josh]

Yeah, we have to do that. Yeah.

[Tom]

Expensive shirt because he's going to ruin it. That's.

[Christy]

I know. I don't think it was.

[Josh]

What pretty lady song should we force him to sing?

[Chick]

Yes. Diamonds are a Girl's best Friend.

[Pat]

I don't know if I have one.

[Christy]

And it's.

[Josh]

I'm gonna watch that man right out of my hair.

[Christy]

So it'll probably come way up on top.

[Tom]

Oh, now we have to do.

[Chick]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Pat]

We're not doing that.

[Tom]

There'll be no Will Ferrell.

[Chick]

It'll be gut time is what it'll be.

[Pat]

Yeah, we're not gonna do that. I'm not quite ready for that yet.

[Tom]

Let's switch gears and head over to the SILAC Insurance.

[Christy]

Speaking of tummies, are you ready for your adult tummy time?

[Chick]

Huh?

[Josh]

Oh, this is important.

[Chick]

I've heard of tubby time. No, this.

[Tom]

I just heard about this. Tummy time came up in a.

[Christy]

We were talking about this last week.

[Tom]

Yeah. This is a. This is a real thing.

[Christy]

Yeah. An increasing number of adults are turning to a childhood practice now called adult tummy time, a trend gaining support from physical therapists for helping relieve neck and shoulder pain linked to our excessive screen use. The concept involves lying on the stomach for about 10 minutes a day to ease tech neck, a condition caused by prolonged downward glances at phones and computers. Though the name is new, physical therapists say the method is long established. Dr. W. Zach Smith says he often recommends the prone position, especially for patients with spinal disc issues. So this might be good for you, Pat.

[Tom]

So you're Supposed to get down in your stomach, but then you prop yourself up with your elbows.

[Christy]

Similar to infant tummy time. The adult version helps strengthen the neck, shoulders and core. Some incorporate yoga poses like the cobra or sphinx for added benefit. Experts caution, though, against holding this position for too long as it may strain the back of your neck.

[Josh]

Yeah, you just want a nice stretch. I do about 20 to 30 minutes of this.

[Christy]

Do you?

[Josh]

Every day. And I didn't know I was doing it, but I get down and I play with my cat. Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Doesn't adult tummy time sound like an excuse you use if the kids come in and at the wrong moment.

[Josh]

What are you doing to mom?

[Tom]

It's fragrant. Your fragrant delicto. A flagrant delecto.

[Chick]

We're just wrestling.

[Pat]

Could be fragrant.

[Chick]

Have you heard of McKenzie Exercise Exercises?

[Tom]

What's that?

[Chick]

That's where you lay on the floor on your. On your tummy and you take your. And leave your. Leave the bottom half and push your cobra.

[Christy]

Yeah, That's a yoga cobra pose.

[Josh]

That's a hell of a stretch.

[Christy]

Yeah. I love that.

[Chick]

It's supposed to help your back.

[Christy]

Therapists also recommend.

[Chick]

I prefer pain meds, but that's just.

[Christy]

They are a lot more fun.

[Chick]

They're delicious.

[Christy]

Improving posture by raising screens to eye level, taking moment taking movement breaks rather than other. Using standing desks and doing exercises like wall angels. Child's pose.

[Josh]

You sit up against the angels. You can have your legs spread out and you just go like this. Like this with your arms up against the wall.

[Tom]

Really?

[Christy]

Or get a cow stretch.

[Josh]

It's part of my. I'm doing that for PT now.

[Chick]

Who came up with wall angels?

[Josh]

I don't know. But it makes sense. It's like a snow angel, but it's on the wall.

[Chick]

And why. I have a follow up. Why does the term make me mad? Wall angel.

[Pat]

We don't know.

[Chick]

There's none in this room. I can tell you.

[Josh]

What Comedians or people you don't hate or both.

[Chick]

Both.

[Tom]

I gotta start doing this because I'm starting to look like the third ape on that evolutionary chart.

[Christy]

Because you're all hunched forward.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Well.

[Christy]

And Pilates. Don't they to that they pull you back.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So I. I'm a little. Still a little unclear.

[Josh]

Just get on your stomach for a.

[Tom]

While but you lift your head up.

[Josh]

You don't have to the whole time. No.

[Christy]

That's a sphinx pose.

[Josh]

Yes, but don't do that the whole time.

[Chick]

Hang on though. This is a lovely lady being pictured. We're seeing her doing the cor. The cobra.

[Christy]

This is the sphinx. The cobra. She's straight.

[Josh]

I mean, she looks just like this.

[Chick]

And Tom, what's wrong with her? She have a big nose or.

[Tom]

She has a full nose and she's. No, the sphinx doesn't have.

[Chick]

Oh, that's true.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick]

Do you think if you didn't have a nose on your face with the snot and boogers just run down into your mouth, I think I would. Right. Anything.

[Tom]

I have an idea. Why don't you go elsewhere? Research that the room.

[Chick]

Hang on a second. Am I being kicked off the show? Is that what you're doing?

[Tom]

I believe that's the theme of a novel called Miss Lonely Hurts. Right? Is that the one where the guy doesn't gets the letter, doesn't have the nose?

[Chick]

I don't know.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's. That's sad.

[Chick]

Well, there's no hiding picking your nose if you didn't have the outer part.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Look at this. See, there's my finger.

[Josh]

Would you go up or in? You just go right in, right?

[Chick]

Yeah. You can do this. And just scratch right on your nostril. There'll be boogers hanging off your face.

[Christy]

We're not going to talk about noses, but we're going to talk about your teeth coming up. I know. That's exciting.

[Tom]

Oh, but this is exciting because we have a new fun fact.

[Christy]

We have a new word.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Are we going to do it doggy style? Socratic method? You want to ask these guys if they. Well, I guess you've kind of given it away.

[Christy]

I didn't give it away.

[Tom]

No, but I know. We know the topic in any event.

[Christy]

Yeah, but you don't know what the word is.

[Tom]

Yeah. Okay. All right. Now we're gonna.

[Chick]

Is it queef?

[Tom]

We're gonna go have a tummy time and. Or are you gonna switch shirts? Is that gonna happen?

[Pat]

It comes up to he.

[Chick]

He can't be. He didn't want anybody to see his belly. Yeah.

[Christy]

What's wrong with your belly?

[Josh]

I can give you a T shirt to wear under. Under it.

[Christy]

Do you have hair on your belly?

[Pat]

Yeah, I got hair on my belly. I got a treasure trail down.

[Tom]

I got a T shirt you can wear underneath it.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

I think we need to do this. When we come back, we're gonna have the. The shirt exchange. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show. This Father's Day at Lowe's. Score free gifts for the greatest dad. Right now get a free select Dewalt Craftsman or cobalt tool with purchase of a select battery kit. Plus get a free Werner two foot aluminum ladder when you buy an eight foot fiberglass ladder. Shop these deals and more this Father's Day at Lowe's. We help you save valid through 615 while supplies last selection mirrors by location. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ladies and gentlemen, call your friends, call your neighbors, wake the grandma. Cause it's time.

[Christy]

And on YouTube.

[Chick]

Yes, Christy and Pat Godwin have switched shirts.

[Josh]

Christy looks pretty cute in Pat's.

[Chick]

Here comes Pat right now.

[Josh]

Lovely looking. Very good man.

[Chick]

Wow, that's a little bit of cleavage.

[Christy]

Stretch it all out.

[Chick]

Holy hell.

[Tom]

Now it's a. I called it a hippie chick shoulders. It's got a very. Help me here.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Holy hell.

[Tom]

What is the name of this type of a blouse?

[Pat]

It's a chemise.

[Christy]

It's a cross crop top and it's an off the shoulder crop top.

[Tom]

Pat has pulled it down so you can see both of his. What's the tattoo in your right arm?

[Pat]

On my right arm is a Celtic knot.

[Christy]

This one is.

[Chick]

Oh, that's a son. No, I swear I'm looking right at the sun.

[Josh]

Yeah, you are.

[Pat]

And the daughter.

[Chick]

And it's.

[Tom]

It's a very flowery shirt.

[Christy]

Yes, very.

[Josh]

Is it comfortable? No. Oh, okay.

[Tom]

All right.

[Pat]

It's very Paul Lindy. Ask me why motorcyclists wear leather.

[Josh]

Paul. Mr. Paul. And why do motorcyclists wear leather?

[Pat]

Because chiffon wrinkles so easy.

[Tom]

You know something? We need to.

[Reno]

One break.

[Tom]

We need to have Pat sing like his best hog ever so that it's in perpetuity. Posted with no explanation as to why he's dressed like this.

[Pat]

That would be funny.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

The color is good on you. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, again, it's very wide than I do with less hair. I mean, with more hair. Excuse me. Sorry.

[Chick]

Tom just said Christy had a lot of hair on her.

[Tom]

No, no, I, I got. I had it backwards.

[Chick]

This is exactly.

[Pat]

Oh, I. I didn't even see.

[Chick]

Whoa.

[Pat]

I. You smell good. This smells good.

[Christy]

And so do you.

[Pat]

Thank you.

[Tom]

Now Christy is wearing that shirt.

[Chick]

We made a love connection.

[Tom]

So once again, it looks. Came from the kiln.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah. Throw. I was throwing clay.

[Chick]

Oh, yes.

[Christy]

That's what Potters that look that.

[Tom]

Or you just had an encounter with some guy and you woke up and you can't find your clothes or they've been ripped shreds. And you know, in the heat of passion and you're just wearing. Oh, this is one of your shirts. It's a little big on me because you're so muscular and chesty. Oh, should I button. Should I button these buttons near the top, or should I. I just, you know, let it hang out.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

While I go make the coffee.

[Chick]

This is my new favorite part of our show. Tom. Talking like a woman. You're so chesty.

[Tom]

I hope it's okay I used your toothbrush.

[Josh]

It's not okay ever.

[Chick]

What? Never share toothbrushes.

[Christy]

You don't share toothbrushes in an emergency.

[Chick]

Never. No.

[Tom]

I was detailing underneath my nipples.

[Chick]

Drank a bottle of vodka. Detailing under nipples with a tooth.

[Josh]

I know.

[Chick]

Talking about.

[Tom]

I thought. I thought it might change the guy's mind. That it's okay as long as it wasn't in your mouth. Now, speaking of things that are in your mouth, we have a really interesting story.

[Chick]

It's better be about. This better be a story about. About tongues.

[Tom]

Should we.

[Chick]

No, no. Get comfortable.

[Tom]

I think we. We have to make Pat do, like, his funniest song ever.

[Chick]

Ever.

[Pat]

I don't have one of those yet.

[Tom]

So that it makes. It makes the video.

[Josh]

I think we should. You should have to do something very earnest, sort of very.

[Pat]

Oh, what would be the most.

[Chick]

Hey.

[Pat]

Oh, no, no, stop it.

[Chick]

That's on. On the Chick McGee on Instagram. Here it comes.

[Tom]

Did you get. Did you get Christy in his shirt also? So you can have the comparison There. They're together. Get that shot. Okay, now, boy, they have switch shirts.

[Chick]

Okay, That's a lot less a pad. He'll like that better. Yeah.

[Pat]

Thank you.

[Tom]

Okay, now what. What is. What is your most earnest song, Pat?

[Pat]

Well, I have a lot of serious songs from when I first started in the business. For 10 years, I was a serious songwriter. I became got. Things got quirkier.

[Josh]

Like, how about, you know, Christina Aguilera's I Am Beautiful? I am Beautiful.

[Chick]

Doesn't that start with Weird Whisper?

[Pat]

I feel pretty.

[Josh]

Oh, so pretty.

[Tom]

Oh, I know. How about that Elton John one? That's. That is guitar based.

[Pat]

That's your love song?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Not.

[Tom]

Yeah, that one.

[Chick]

There it is.

[Pat]

Chick's gotta sing, though.

[Chick]

Oh, I'll sing. Oh, I'm way early.

[Tom]

Oh, so, so nice guitar.

[Christy]

It is pretty.

[Pat]

The words I have to say they will be simple but they're true.

[Tom]

Hey, man, you're wearing a dress.

[Christy]

He's gonna heckle you.

[Pat]

But there's no other way.

[Josh]

Even Elden would wear that.

[Tom]

Elton would say, that's too gay.

[Josh]

Hey, tone it down, pal.

[Pat]

Love is the open end door.

[Tom]

Beyond gay.

[Chick]

Well, this is what we came here for. That in the sex.

[Pat]

No one could offer you more. Do you know what I mean? We're almost.

[Josh]

Oh, I think.

[Pat]

Have your eyes really seen.

[Chick]

And then the kids start playing in the surf.

[Christy]

You guys sounded really nice.

[Tom]

No piano. I mean, it's great.

[Christy]

It's beautiful.

[Chick]

Leslie Duncan, it's as beautiful as you.

[Pat]

Pat, thank you very much.

[Josh]

You're lovely.

[Tom]

We'll just post that with no explanation at all.

[Chick]

There you go. And pronoun or something. Or.

[Tom]

Once again, Pat and Christie have switched shirts and Pat is wearing a.

[Josh]

For the day.

[Tom]

No, rather feminine.

[Christy]

No, not for the day.

[Josh]

I bet you're comfortable. Christie, just.

[Christy]

Yeah, I am comfortable.

[Reno]

I am not.

[Christy]

Yeah, there's a lot of elastic in that shirt.

[Chick]

Sure.

[Tom]

Yes. Now, we promised a new word, a new fun fact, and I just thought this was so, so interesting. Christy, you know what I'm talking about?

[Christy]

Yeah. That familiar wavy blob of toothpaste on your toothbrush.

[Tom]

Anybody know what it's called?

[Christy]

You know what that's called?

[Chick]

A fl.

[Christy]

A fl.

[Tom]

That'd be a good word, but that's not it.

[Christy]

No, it's called a nurdle.

[Josh]

A nurdle.

[Chick]

I was very close.

[Christy]

As a dental term, nurdle has no confirmed origin. It may be playful variation of nodule, meaning a small lump. The earliest known uses linking the word to toothpaste, though, appeared in a 1968 ad with the line, a nurdle a day keeps the dragon away. I'm surprised you didn't know about that, Tom. 1990s.

[Tom]

I've never heard this word.

[Chick]

How about the mascot, Nurdle the turtle?

[Tom]

Oh, it was Yertle.

[Chick]

What is it?

[Tom]

It was Yertle the turtle.

[Chick]

Yertle what?

[Tom]

I mean, admittedly, nurdle sounds like a.

[Pat]

Like a, you know, you just got a text and it said. What was it from, Andy? What did he say?

[Chick]

Have. Have Pat come home. Have Pat come home and see me immediately.

[Pat]

Yes, I just saw the text a little bit. Go ahead and say.

[Tom]

Can you.

[Christy]

He said. He said, isn't that the second lunch blouse that you wore when we went out on our date? On the second date.

[Pat]

Oh, this is your second date shirt. Well, thank God it's not your third date shirt.

[Josh]

Am I right?

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

Be ripped off.

[Chick]

That's how I Put.

[Josh]

Is this toaster strudelizing?

[Tom]

I'm sorry.

[Christy]

So the American Dental association in the 1990s officially adopted the term nurdle to describe the proper portion of toothpaste.

[Josh]

Who knew?

[Christy]

But public awareness of the word surged during a legal dispute between Colgate and Glasgow Smith Klein over the right to display the iconic tricolored nurdle image in advertising.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, we're all familiar with that.

[Christy]

No, we're not.

[Tom]

Not what? Yeah, that famous ad with the multicolored.

[Josh]

You see it in almost every toothpaste picture.

[Christy]

The case ended.

[Tom]

I think I heard Colgate made a mint off that lawsuit.

[Chick]

What are you.

[Josh]

Chick, what are you doing?

[Chick]

Hey, Josh, Colgate made a mint.

[Tom]

Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. Three colored nurdle. You ain't fooling me. You're making a political statement. Statement, yeah.

[Chick]

Who's this guy? I don't know. Named.

[Pat]

Appears earlier in the show.

[Tom]

Remember though, there was that whole thing about you. What was the joke? But was it. Was it striped? Wasn't there some toothpaste that had stripes in it? Is that still out there? Was it like gleam or something?

[Christy]

No, it was.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Is that still out there?

[Christy]

There it is.

[Josh]

That's crazy.

[Tom]

There you go.

[Josh]

Isn't it?

[Christy]

Oh, that looks like.

[Tom]

That's the red. That looks like a French flag.

[Josh]

Is that aim Red, white and blue.

[Chick]

You know how long this type of toothpaste is more expensive because you know how long it takes them to get into the tube. Possible. Wow.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Wow, Tom.

[Tom]

That's the red, white and blue. And that's. That was the origin of nurdle.

[Christy]

Well, okay.

[Tom]

Apparently.

[Christy]

I mean, now AI says nurdle is a small plastic pellet used as raw material in the plastics industry. So that's interesting.

[Josh]

What does AI know?

[Christy]

I know everything.

[Tom]

Now, what do you. What do you refer to it, Josh, when you put that on your toothp, you. Is that like a load?

[Josh]

Yes, yes. I say I'm going to squirt a load onto my toothbrush and jam it.

[Chick]

Into my mouth, do some laundry and of course I'll dump a load in there.

[Josh]

Gagging on this load.

[Tom]

Uhhuh. Boy, oh boy, oh boy, how much I.

[Josh]

Give me that blouse. I need to wear it, cuz I'm constantly putting loads in my mouth. I didn't. I never even. Yeah, I never knew there was a word for it. I don't think it's going to take off.

[Tom]

We have a disagreement though. What about? How do we apply toothpaste? Chick and I are. I pick up the. I don't Share my toothpaste.

[Chick]

It's true.

[Christy]

Don't put it in your mouth.

[Tom]

Pick up the toothpaste, Put it up to my mouth, squirt it in, go from there. I don't. I don't have the time to stick it on the brush.

[Christy]

And I suppose you brush in the shower?

[Chick]

Yep.

[Tom]

It depends. Sometimes I do.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

What's wrong with that?

[Christy]

Just it's. First of all, you're rinsing your mouth with hot water. That sucks.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Stick the thing right.

[Josh]

I don't know. There's something about hot water that makes me think it's not doing anything to bacteria. It's just in my head.

[Chick]

So cold water is better?

[Josh]

Yes. I feel like it's a more. I know. Again, science behind this.

[Tom]

Editor's note. If you get any medical advice from the show, you are an idiot and.

[Chick]

You need to start over.

[Josh]

It's just one of those things in my head where I'm like, oh, warm water. Water is just not.

[Tom]

So you take your toothbrush out and you pick up the thing and you have to do this thing where you artistically put it on the brush real easy.

[Josh]

I've been doing it since I was three.

[Tom]

Nope, Sorry.

[Chick]

What do you mean artistically put it on the brush?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

No, you just put a dab on there and go.

[Tom]

Keep your hands. You call it a dab.

[Christy]

I do.

[Chick]

It makes my stomach hurt that we do anything at all. Exactly alike.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Pat]

You want to hear a seven second song?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Pat]

All right, here it goes. Woman in a man shirt. Very 7 sexy. But a man in a woman's shirt is something you hide from your wife.

[Josh]

Very good.

[Tom]

Once again, isolate that track and put it on there. Thank you very much. Coming up, comedian Rob Haney, comedian Reno Collier. And also we have two sort of by now almost infamous searches for animals. They got one, not the other. We'll tell you about it when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bobandtombobandtom.com oh, such a clutch pickup, Dave.

[Josh]

I was worried we'd bring back the same team.

[Chick]

I meant those Blackout motorized shades. Blinds.com made it crazy affordable to replace our old blinds. Hard to install? No, it's easy. I installed these and then got some from my mom, too. She talked to a design consultant for.

[Josh]

Free and scheduled a professional measure and.

[Chick]

Install hall of Fame son. They're the number one online retailer of.

[Tom]

Custom window coverings in the world.

[Pat]

Blinds.com is the goat the goat.

[Christy]

Save up to 50 with minimum purchase at blinds.com. rules and restrictions may apply.

[Tom]

Idiots.

[Chick]

Speak for yourself. Hello, and welcome back to the Bob and Sound Show. The point was trying to be made off here while you were gone that we're not idiots. By the way, I think we have.

[Tom]

A close circuit message. The street that Christie just named don't speed on is like. Hello, Cop Central. Sorry, back to you.

[Chick]

I'd like to meet Hazel Dell one of these. Oh, hi, Christy lee.

[Christy]

Hi, Chig McGee.

[Chick]

She's over there at the Silac Insurance Desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh]

Hey.

[Tom]

Hello.

[Chick]

Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Christy]

We all have our clothes back on.

[Pat]

Yep.

[Tom]

Okay. We were talking about this dumb word, but I think it's funny. Nurdle. And it's. It's. By the way, it's spelled N U R D L E. And it really is a thing. And it's. It's acknowledged by the American Dental Association.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Tom]

They officially adopted the term. It describes that wad of.

[Christy]

Of a dab of toothpaste.

[Tom]

The dab. That's a better word of toothpaste.

[Christy]

They call it a wave because you know how you go like that and then it kind of curls up at the end if you do it.

[Tom]

Yeah, but fancy nurtle is what my daughter Finn calls me when I keep bragging about how great I was on Wordle that day. Hey, dad.

[Josh]

We got it. Nurtle.

[Tom]

Okay, I. I admitted I'm a nerdle. By the way, the New York Times is losing a lot of credibility with me.

[Chick]

What happened?

[Tom]

Yesterday's connections. Bs.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

The words. Is the word stain. Does that mean a song ever in any kind?

[Christy]

No. Stain is something you get on your.

[Tom]

Carpet when your dog done.

[Chick]

I walked in this morning and kind of sort of casually complained about connections. A couple of the words. And Tom replies with.

[Tom]

Did you see yesterday's. It's an outrage.

[Chick]

I was honestly angry.

[Christy]

This is why stain is a music.

[Tom]

Don't get me started. Right now we have a special guest joining us on the telephone. I'm hoping this could be comedian Rob Haney. Rob, can you hear me, sir?

[Rob]

Yes, Good morning.

[Tom]

All right, Rob.

[Rob]

Hi.

[Josh]

All right, dude.

[Chick]

Well, thanks for calling. Now you go out and make it a great day now.

[Tom]

So you're. You're starting a fan page where you'll be wearing women's clothing, is that right?

[Rob]

No, I don't think that would attract a Lot of viewers.

[Tom]

Okay. Sorry. What's. What's on your mind, sir?

[Rob]

Idea. Well, a couple things. I. I'll be honest with you. I jotted down a few thoughts I want to discuss. A few. But then listening to the show, I had some other thoughts. You guys are talking earlier about men who have the ability for self fellatio.

[Reno]

Yes.

[Rob]

Yeah. Well, the tip of the hat to Sid Davis. If I had that talent, I would only do it on my birthday. And then I don't know what happened. When I tuned in, I probably. Hopefully I misinterpreted, but I heard my name and the phrase country farts brought up in the same sentence, and I thought, gee, do I have a new nickname that I'm unaware of? But then again, I'll be honest. Usually my wind, or where you want to call it, Breaking Wind. Pretty timid. But I don't know what was wrong with me or what I ate. But I passed one so bad the other day, they issued air quality alert, so. Well, I wish I hadn't done that now.

[Tom]

Vast. Vast and yet odiferous.

[Rob]

Yes. Well, I. Again, I. I put that. I'll just be honest. I get real nervous when I call in, and I get nervous all the time. But a few notes here. What I want to talk about.

[Tom]

I'll stall while you check.

[Rob]

Well, let's start with this. I'm gonna. You were kind enough to let me mention the show. I'm doing the Mayflower Theater on this coming Wednesday. Kind of a Father's Day type show.

[Tom]

And where's that?

[Rob]

It's in Troy, Ohio, at the Mayflower Theater.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Rob]

And so it got me thinking about fatherhood in general. And I don't know, I. I still call them my kids, even though I don't know if you can do that if they're members of aarp, but that's what I still call them. But here's what irritates me now was you. As you guys know, I have trouble embracing a high technology. And I'll ask my kids help. And they're so impatient and condescending when they try to teach me. Tap this, click that, tap this. Come on. And I think, gee, Ju. What if I'd been that kind? Where you're learning to walk? Keep your balance. Left, right, left, right, left, right. Come on.

[Tom]

I was that way.

[Rob]

Well, I don't know. As I look back, I don't know if I was a good father or not. My wife didn't like the way I handled the diaper. Well, you know, when they would really I mean, load them up. I mean, bad. I. I just take him out in the backyard, put the garden hose down, the diaper, turn the water on full blast. When the water's clear, you're done. The roses really started to come around again. I don't know if I was a good father or not, but looking back on some of the things that happened, my son was going through puberty. And, you know, in retrospect, I probably should have knocked on the door first. And it was. Caught him doing something. It was kind of awkward for both of us and tried to be a good dad. I set him down and I said, look, there's nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about. When I was your age, I did the very same thing. Then I met your mother. We fell in love, and I didn't need to do that anymore. I do anyhow. But there's differences, you know, between raising a son and raising a daughter. I think everybody would probably agree on that. But my daughter, when she was little, she'd have friends who were at the house for, like, a slumber party or whatever. And I'd be thinking things like, gosh, man, this girl's gonna giggle all night when they gonna stop. And then later on, as she got older, she would bring her friends over to the house from a sleeper. And now they're like college girls, girls. And I caught myself sucking in my stomach and thinking things like, you know, maybe I should put in a pool. And I couldn't. I don't know, with my own relationship, my own dad. I mean, I love my dad and him. Hopefully he loved me, but I don't know, I couldn't work my dad. Could you guys do that? You know, like, Patrick worked with my dad. Work for your dad, I mean, build something in the backyard, something like that, Together? No, I couldn't. I mean, my dad tried to work together. We'd get in a great big argument. Well, actually, didn't argue. My dad would holler and scream at me. And remember one time, my little boy was really small. He's watching this. And he had never seen this happen before. He'd never seen me, his dad, his population, get hollered and screamed at. Then I saw the look in his eyes change. It was like, kick his ass, grandpa. Kick his ass. Well, I don't know where to go here. And I got a couple here. I'll let you guys choose your show. Well, I do. I always learn something, listen to your show. And I really enjoy Ally Breen and sexy time.

[Tom]

Oh, really? Do you have any Questions?

[Rob]

Well, one of the things I've learned is what a conservative, boring sex life I've lived. Well, I'm not really into anything too kinky, you know, unless everybody else in the group wants to. And now I'm trying to think. Well, I'll give you guys a choice. Both of them probably will turn out badly. But a couple things, I thought I would tell you guys a story about when I thought I stumbled into an orgy or something else you guys would talk about, which is throwing up at a popcorn bowl.

[Tom]

Let's do the orgy. I want to hear this.

[Rob]

Well, again, I kind of. Again, as you guys know, I'm an older guy and this was right after high school. And there's some friends over there, the first people to have their own apartments. Everybody kind of hung out there and congregated there. And this is, you know, the late 60s, early 70s. And all I was reading about in the news and in magazines was the sexual revolution, free love. And I wasn't exactly handy with the ladies. Not only was I not getting to second base, I. I wouldn't even get into the on deck circle. But in any event, I go to my. This kind of a party house and I knock on the back door and that's kind of back where the bedrooms were in the bathroom was. And I knock on the door and a friend of mine answers the door and he's completely naked. Naked with an erection.

[Josh]

No, Mike.

[Rob]

And I go, hey, Dave, how you doing? Then he walks into the. He walks into the bathroom, you know, just leaves me there. So now I'm walking down the hallway towards like the living room and I can smell weed. I can hear voices. There's music in the background. And I'm thinking, gosh, it's. It's finally happened. This is finally the free love. I've stumbled onto an orgy. And I start thinking, well, what are the rules? What's the etiquette? You know, know, should I brought a cupboard dish?

[Tom]

Do I.

[Rob]

Do I sit down and wait to be invited, or do you tap in, like wrestling? And then it turned out I get there and it's just some friends of mine listening to music, smoking dope. And now I go back down the hallway to see my friend come out of the bathroom, like, what's going on? He opens the bedroom door and goes, huh? I'm just sleeping with Sarah. See, I see popcorn story. I remember years ago, Bob saying, my stories always start out and kind of peter out, which in this case, I guess peter out's too. On the Nose.

[Tom]

Well, thank you, Rob. Rob Haney at the Mayflower Theater in Troy, Ohio, coming up this weekend.

[Rob]

All right, thank you, guys.

[Tom]

See you, Rob. His friend answered the door with a full reaction. That's.

[Josh]

Well, he was busy. You know, he was mid.

[Tom]

Yeah, but you know, Sarah, apparently.

[Christy]

Yeah, apparently.

[Tom]

But you answered the door.

[Chick]

Well, it'd be. It'd be rude not to. Yeah. Wait a minute.

[Tom]

This could be our pizza.

[Josh]

Come on.

[Tom]

Wow. Coming up. Christy Lee, what have you got over there?

[Christy]

We're not done with our toothpaste. Honk. We also have. We have the band Heart in the news. We have an update on the bathwater of Sydney Sweeney. Remember that?

[Josh]

That's got to be sold out. Yeah.

[Christy]

And we have.

[Chick]

Oh, does it say anything about when I should expect delivery?

[Christy]

You're one of the lucky ones, apparently. We'll talk about it.

[Tom]

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[Christy]

Nearly 90% of kids who vape say.

[Tom]

Flavors are why they do it.

[Chick]

A lot of the flavors that I've heard are like peach, mango, mango, watermelon. It makes it seem like more childlike and innocent. Oh, if I try this once, it.

[Christy]

Won'T be that much of a problem.

[Chick]

But then eventually it becomes a problem.

[Tom]

It's time to restrict the sale of flavored tobacco products in Oregon and protect our kids from nicotine addiction. Urge lawmakers to Pass Senate Bill 702A. Take action at flavorshookoregonkids.org paid for by the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids Action Fund.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee back in her appropriate top for her sex and or gender. There's Pat Godwin. Pat and Christy changed tops this morning. I hope you didn't miss it. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

It was a lovely sight.

[Chick]

It was really something. There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly operations auto parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chick. And thank you for doing that, Pat. It was very interesting.

[Josh]

It looked better than you had any right to look in that thing.

[Chick]

Yeah, you really did.

[Christy]

The comments on Chick's Instagram are just amazing. People loved it.

[Chick]

He posted a picture and there's on the Bob and Tom Instagram, there's a video of you getting ready to come into the studio. That's really something. What am I doing?

[Josh]

Pacing and being nervous.

[Chick]

Look, you're. You enjoy being a girl is what's going going on.

[Pat]

It was nice little behind the scenes.

[Tom]

I enjoyed it. We're gonna head over to the SILAC Insurance news desk where you'll find Christy Lee in her own top.

[Christy]

Yes. Hey. The now famous runaway pet zebra has finally been captured in Tennessee.

[Chick]

Did we name him?

[Christy]

His name is Ed.

[Chick]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom]

That's right. And, and the funny thing was the people who had him as a pet didn't even have him for a day.

[Christy]

Right. He was on the loose for more than a week before he was safely captured. The Rutherford County Sheriff's office said aviation crews in a helicopter airlifted Ed out of a pasture, flew him back to a Waiting. Animal trailer video posted by the sheriff's office shows Ed wrapped in a net with his head sticking out as he's carried off by the helicopter. It's very funny. The zebra who had escaped just one day after he was acquired by his owners has become something of an Internet celebrity during his time on the lam in Murfreesboro, Tennessee and I. Zebra was.

[Chick]

On the lamb Tom.

[Tom]

This has to be a children's book, don't you think?

[Chick]

The zebra.

[Tom]

Zebra early.

[Chick]

Oh, go zebra.

[Christy]

Go zebra. Go zebra.

[Tom]

There he goes.

[Chick]

There he goes.

[Christy]

But the amazing thing about the story is they don't explain why he was picked up in a helicopter.

[Tom]

Yeah. Why not just go get him?

[Christy]

Right?

[Chick]

I guess the helicopter would be.

[Christy]

If he's not going to stand still enough for you to capture him on the ground, how do you get a net around him?

[Tom]

Yeah, I don't drop the net.

[Christy]

Yeah, but it's under them though.

[Josh]

Yeah. That's. That's kind of how the net.

[Pat]

That's how that works.

[Christy]

All right.

[Chick]

Don't you. Maybe he just walked over the net and snagged him.

[Tom]

Did they do it just to have so that these guys could practice? Because I mean it has to cost.

[Josh]

No.

[Tom]

This tens of thousands.

[Josh]

This has got to be the most humane, best way to do it.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Josh]

You put him in a truck. He could hurt himself. He could hurt somebody else.

[Tom]

But I mean isn't this going to cost whatever $50,000 to escrow. Who cares?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Who's you. You want to write the check?

[Josh]

I don't live in Rutherford County.

[Tom]

The guy who's the guy who had his pet zebras. He gonna have to cough over the money to get a helicopter?

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Chick]

What do you think? Do you think the zebra was aware he was way up in the air and didn't know why? I do not flying around.

[Tom]

I imagine the sphincter was wide open.

[Chick]

Boy, that would make a splat on the ground.

[Tom]

I'm getting ready for bought a room.

[Christy]

Maybe enjoyed it.

[Tom]

This is right near Nashville, right?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Murfreesboro.

[Tom]

Is this right? That's where Reno Collier lives.

[Christy]

Yeah. Maybe Reno knows.

[Josh]

There's no way he doesn't know about it.

[Christy]

Oh yeah. But when you see the pictures of him walking through the neighborhoods and says it's pretty funny.

[Chick]

Pretty funny.

[Josh]

I've spent some time in Murfreesboro. I. I wonder how many hunters were out there. I'm surprised it lasted a while week.

[Christy]

On the other hand. Other end of the spectrum or Wisconsin Zoo has announced it's Called off the search for an otter that's been on the loose since March.

[Josh]

Yeah, let that thing go.

[Christy]

Explaining the animal, quote, has made the decision to be a wild otter, apparently. The new zoo and adventure park in Green Bay previously revealed two otters, Louie and Ophelia, escaped from their enclosure during a snowstorm March 20. Ophelia was recaptured, returned to the zoo April 2. But Louis has proved to be more elusive.

[Chick]

What are they doing with Louis and Ophelia? Why didn't they know? Some packer connection like Marie.

[Tom]

Marie Lombardi, npr.

[Christy]

I don't know. Azure said Louis was born in the wild and is believed to have all the skills and instincts he would need to survive on his own.

[Josh]

Oh, so he's good. Yeah.

[Christy]

So we expect that he's doing fine out there.

[Chick]

You know, these otters. These otters, Josh, are in the weasel family.

[Tom]

Yeah, man, they're weasels, but they're so cool.

[Christy]

Cute.

[Chick]

Oh, she thinks we're cute.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's how we fool.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Grab a bite of.

[Josh]

What are we all.

[Tom]

We're weasels.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Do anything.

[Pat]

What am I, Billy Bush over here.

[Christy]

A song about otters.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Pat]

Oh. Well, there's more to the story, right?

[Christy]

There is.

[Tom]

Yeah. Well, they're not coming back.

[Chick]

Lou's not coming back.

[Josh]

Ophelia's back in jail.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Well, they actually got Travolta involved. And do you know that?

[Tom]

John Travolta, the fine actor?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Game Kaplan.

[Pat]

And they. They've written a song.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

All right.

[Josh]

Yeah. Huh?

[Christy]

Okay.

[Pat]

All right.

[Josh]

They're saying these otters. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Pat]

They're trying to.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

[Pat]

They're trying to get them back to the zoo. Part of this, it is true.

[Chick]

And when they come back. Okay. Yeah. Yep.

[Pat]

Welcome back. Snowstorm hits and you break out. Welcome back to that Wisconsin zoo. People talk about you ran from your nice, warm enclosure. You, too, could have died from exposure. Oh, you're such silly otters. Such silly otters. Green Bay. Like Aaron Rod Rogers. Yeah. You'll get food and water. Oh, welcome back, otter. Welcome back.

[Chick]

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.

[Josh]

Very nice.

[Tom]

Welcome back, otter. I love that show.

[Josh]

John Sebastian.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Was that a song before the show or after?

[Pat]

I was wondering today.

[Chick]

It was specially for the show, and.

[Josh]

Then it became a radio.

[Christy]

Yeah, it did.

[Chick]

Big giant hit.

[Josh]

I love that song. I love that show.

[Chick]

What an artist.

[Tom]

He was in here. He was so nice.

[Josh]

I. Oh, I'm glad to hear it.

[Chick]

I don't remember.

[Christy]

I remember him being here.

[Tom]

We were over at the Shack.

[Chick]

Don't remember.

[Christy]

Nope.

[Tom]

And he had a.

[Christy]

Sure. He was on the air. He didn't just come in.

[Tom]

He was on the air. We had.

[Chick]

Hang on a second.

[Josh]

I would like to meet him.

[Chick]

I'll handle this.

[Josh]

I would like.

[Chick]

Are you sure he was on the air?

[Tom]

Allan, would you come in here and tell these morons.

[Josh]

Did he do Nashville Cats?

[Tom]

I. I don't know if he did.

[Chick]

Somewhere in the City. He did Somewhere in the City with Nashville Cats.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I love that song.

[Tom]

Nashville Stinks on Ice playing since Slate Babies.

[Chick]

A good song.

[Christy]

Is that John Sebastian?

[Josh]

Yeah, I love it.

[Pat]

It's a little too hickey for my.

[Josh]

They play clean as country water.

[Chick]

Top five Sebastians. Well, it's Sebastian the Crab.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Number one is Sebastian the Crab. Sebastian Rose, bro.

[Tom]

Sebastian Cabot.

[Josh]

Oh, right.

[Chick]

He got so excited.

[Tom]

Oh, I love Sebastian Cabot. He was the butler in.

[Josh]

Right.

[Tom]

Family Affairs.

[Chick]

His most famous role, the original Jungle Book. He was my gear off.

[Tom]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he was also. Wasn't he one of the cops in that detective show that had the.

[Chick]

Oh, this.

[Pat]

Sebastian and Lacy.

[Josh]

You didn't go. Cabot and Lacy.

[Chick]

Him and Sebastian Cabot. Michael Chicken. Nicholas. Is that who you're talking about?

[Tom]

What was it called? Checkmate or something?

[Chick]

No, the. It was Checkmate. And wasn't he a millionaire or something? You make him a million. There he is. Boy, look at the girth on that.

[Josh]

Yeah, he was a. He was exalted.

[Chick]

You know what he's thinking about right there? Lunch. Lunch, baby foot. Lunch, dinner, whatever.

[Tom]

Terrific.

[Josh]

Can you imagine he and Perry Mason waddling into the commissary on the NBC lot? And workers going, ah, damn it.

[Chick]

Bumping bellies.

[Tom]

Yeah. New little boy that's doing hairdressing.

[Chick]

Oh, my.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick]

Hey, that reminds me.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Let's take a moment, Tom.

[Josh]

Hey, call Victor Buono. He's got the number for that one kid.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Well. Well, if you're just joining us, welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. And let's see, where are we? Oh, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And happy to be here. We were discussing the actor Sebastian Cabot.

[Josh]

Or Stan Sebastian, who's popular now with the Marvel movies.

[Tom]

Checkmate was the show, the detective show.

[Chick]

I told you.

[Josh]

I tried to bring it into present day.

[Christy]

Thank you. I appreciate it, Josh, because I have no idea what these yahoos are talking about.

[Tom]

He was. He was a butler and.

[Christy]

Well, I remember him in family.

[Tom]

He was one of. He was one of the only guys on American television in the 60s with a. A beard. Okay, name another one.

[Chick]

Really Trying to make.

[Josh]

Name another one.

[Rob]

He.

[Josh]

He thinks we're laughing because he's wrong.

[Chick]

He's trying to make.

[Josh]

Not at all why we're laughing.

[Chick]

He's trying to make this interesting. Well, you know, they never had a beard on TV before.

[Josh]

Name another one.

[Chick]

Get right up in my grill.

[Tom]

He died. He died at 59. Sure.

[Chick]

Well, wait a minute.

[Josh]

Medicine wasn't what it was.

[Tom]

His ashes were used to building a.

[Chick]

Family affair in the 60s. He didn't die in 59.

[Tom]

At age 59.

[Josh]

Oh, what they use his ashes for?

[Tom]

They. They built an island off of a British Columbia. You know, they're counting Benny ashes. Big, big fat man.

[Chick]

They are counting Russell Crowe as a fat actor now on this fat actors list.

[Josh]

Yeah, he's got a big boy.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah. And Laurence Fishburne. I don't think Lawrence Fishburne looks fat.

[Josh]

No, I. Nobody looks at him and goes, oh, that's a fat guy.

[Chick]

Can I.

[Tom]

Well, so other famous. So you think that the most famous Sebastian is the crab?

[Christy]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Josh]

You got a pocket up your lips like this.

[Chick]

Jack Black. Jack Black is on the fat actor list.

[Tom]

Famous Sebastian.

[Chick]

John Favreau. See?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

He.

[Josh]

He's gone back and forth.

[Chick]

Fat, fat, back and forth.

[Josh]

He was fat and then he got thin.

[Chick]

Charles Durning. Remember how fat Charles Durning was until it killed him. Remember how fat he was?

[Tom]

So are you doing just living fat actors?

[Chick]

No, not necessarily.

[Josh]

Durning's dead.

[Tom]

Okay, how about this most famous young Sebastian, huh?

[Chick]

Sebastian Bach. It has to be. Is that his real name, though? I doubt it.

[Tom]

No. Yeah, he's probably.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Louie Wilson.

[Pat]

He was in here with John Sebastian.

[Chick]

I wouldn't brag about that.

[Josh]

And a scalp. What?

[Christy]

Sebastian Maniscalco.

[Josh]

Oh, sure.

[Chick]

There we go. That's the best.

[Tom]

Sebastian Philip Bierk, known as Sebastian Bach.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Chick]

Or Bjork.

[Tom]

Very good, very good. Let's get back to the Silenc insurance news desk.

[Christy]

Being a famous people and that we've heard of bars of soap that were made with Sydney Sweeney's bath water. Sold out within a matter of seconds. The 5,000 bars of Sydney's bathwater Bliss from the Soap Company company, Dr. Squatch was made available for purchase online at $8 each.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Christy]

The soap made from pine bark extract, exfoliating sand and bath water the actress actually bathed in. Sold out. Just seconds later.

[Tom]

Some guy at the ER Right now that did a little too much washing down there.

[Christy]

Bars have been popping up on Ebay with prices ranging from around $100 to over 1,000.

[Chick]

You know, sometimes that does happen. Self abuse. Abuse. And it. You know, there's bleeding too much.

[Tom]

I am not kidding. Yeah, some guys probably.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Some fans said their estimated wait time to check out was listed at nearly 250 minutes. And others complained the website crashed. Dr. Squatch later confirmed on Instagram that their website did crash.

[Chick]

Four hours waiting to order this.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Sad really.

[Josh]

I can't wait to eat one.

[Tom]

That's the other thing. You know that somebody did that too.

[Josh]

I'm. I use them daily.

[Christy]

Dr. Squatch, you're a big fan.

[Josh]

Yeah, I like the problem.

[Chick]

Squatch or Squatch?

[Josh]

Squatch. Sorry. Yeah, I kind of said it weird. Right now I'm using.

[Tom]

Is it based on Sasquatch? Is that the.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. The guy is kind of a Sasquatch looking logo. And they have a lot of themed soaps over Halloween. Or I'm using like a Count Dracula one now where the soap actually drips red.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

It throws my housekeepers off.

[Tom]

This is the one when you. Oh, thank you.

[Pat]

Sorry, we share the same.

[Tom]

When you wash your face can do you disappear in the mirror? Oh, yes, of course. It's very, very, very accurate. Accurate. Well, thank you very much, Dr. Squatch.

[Josh]

It's good stuff.

[Christy]

We're gonna talk about washing coming up.

[Tom]

She priced it too low.

[Josh]

They did.

[Christy]

They did.

[Josh]

She got paid just fine taking a bath.

[Christy]

And I bet she was wearing a bathing suit anyway.

[Josh]

So they could have sold it for 25 bucks a bar.

[Tom]

Easy 50. Yeah, if it's. If they sold 5,000 bars in a matter of seconds.

[Josh]

Right, but they're a good company. They don't want to just rippy off.

[Chick]

Yeah. They don't want to make this carnival or anything.

[Rob]

No.

[Tom]

Do they have to do something to sterilize it?

[Josh]

I hope not.

[Christy]

You'd want the full.

[Josh]

You'd want the fill.

[Pat]

All the felt sterile.

[Tom]

Yeah, I mean, you know, she might have had a couple.

[Christy]

Oh, Tom.

[Josh]

Well, you'd hope she. It would be post. If you were a guy wanting Sydney Sweeney's bath water, wouldn't you want it post marathon?

[Tom]

Oh, geez, that'd be diggleberry infused.

[Chick]

Ideally working out on an oil rig somewhere.

[Josh]

Yeah, just as filthy as possible.

[Tom]

All right.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

Right, now let's check in with Chick Magee across the way.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much, Chick. Christy Lee, what do you got coming up over there?

[Christy]

Well, we're going to tell you when you should wash your hands immediately after touching these 10 things.

[Tom]

Oh, a piece of poop.

[Chick]

Is that one of them?

[Christy]

Oh, yes.

[Chick]

Is it a piece of poop?

[Pat]

Of course. Urine in there.

[Christy]

How often are you touching poop?

[Josh]

Well, well, more often than you think.

[Chick]

It's just human poop, all right. Not pet poop.

[Josh]

It's my own so I don't have to wash as well.

[Christy]

That's not on the list.

[Josh]

What throws the best I can get a perfect spiral.

[Chick]

Is it like, is it like a water balloon? You got to be careful with it when you're throwing.

[Tom]

I blame. I blame you for this.

[Josh]

I am to blame.

[Tom]

Yeah, we have to. We are. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. I am Michael Rosenbaum.

[Tom]

I am Tom Welling.

[Chick]

Welcome to Talk Vil where it's fun.

[Tom]

To talk about Smallville.

[Josh]

We're going to be talking to sometimes guest stars. Are you liking the direction Lois is going in?

[Chick]

Yeah, cuz I'm getting more screen time. It's good.

[Reno]

But mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

[Tom]

I think we all feel like there.

[Chick]

Was a scene missing here.

[Tom]

Got me, Tom. Let's revisit it. Let's look at it, see what we remember.

[Chick]

See what we remember.

[Tom]

I had never been around any. Anything like that before.

[Chick]

I mean, it was so fun.

[Tom]

Talk, Bill.

[Chick]

Talk Bill. I just had a flashback. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom]

Let's get into it in a minute.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hello.

[Chick]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy]

Hey, Chip.

[Chick]

Hey, Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom. Drinking the official beverage of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

Jabba House. This is a tea. I'm drinking tea.

[Chick]

Have a cup of coffee, will you?

[Tom]

I already did. I did that. Three hours, four hours we were talking about this. I'm not really familiar with this actress, Sydney Sweeney.

[Christy]

You're not?

[Tom]

No. Apparently she's gorgeous and.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But they released us a soap made with her bath water and it sold out in seconds, according to this news account from NBC in New York. Wasn't that. What was the old phrase? I would. I would drink her bath water?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So aren't there a couple others kind of like that?

[Josh]

Yeah, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

[Tom]

I'd eat. Or bison.

[Pat]

Well, I'd blank her daddy's. That's an old Richard Prior joke. I can't.

[Tom]

Isn't there. What about eating a bicycle seat or something?

[Chick]

No, there's something about. I kiss her dad, but you don't use the word.

[Tom]

Oh, I kiss.

[Chick]

You know what I'm trying to say.

[Tom]

In any event, it's so. It's sold out and obviously they'll do this again.

[Josh]

You think so?

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

No, I don't.

[Josh]

Yeah, I think this is a one off also. Maybe they'll do it with, you know, maybe Scarlett Johansson or somebody will want to do it. What about a guy? Would you buy any dudes bath water?

[Christy]

No, I think women and differ in this.

[Josh]

They do. I agree with you.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

No, I think there are some women out there that might like, you know, Statham's Bathwater.

[Christy]

Maybe. But.

[Josh]

But I think the. It's way low.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Watch this. Wouldn't you buy Tom Hiddleston's bath water?

[Christy]

No, I wouldn't. He's very handsome, but I wouldn't buy anybody.

[Tom]

Now would you. Would you give us your bath water to sell?

[Christy]

You'd get a. I would have to ask my husband. He's not real.

[Tom]

We give him 2%.

[Chick]

Fortunately, I'm right here.

[Tom]

Of the net.

[Josh]

Andy, what's the problem? You hate money.

[Chick]

What question do you have for me?

[Josh]

How come you don't want to out your wife?

[Chick]

That's the thing. We need to find somebody to may. Yeah. I just want her happy.

[Tom]

We take her bath water, we find this company, they turn it into soap. We could have. We could have this. Maybe the soap sculpted into a little sculptures.

[Chick]

We could just put soap out. We just put soap out with the Bob and Tom show logo in the corner. And then Chick or Tom or Josh or Christy or the other ones. And then put it out and the rest and sell. Yeah. And don't make it anything. No.

[Christy]

Do we have to have our bath water in here? No.

[Tom]

Yeah. Okay. How about blood? Blood, Blood. Like, remember when Kiss did that comic book? It had their real blood on it.

[Chick]

Always about. Always about the music. Something else.

[Tom]

I'm sorry. Well, let's move forward. Here we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else is going on?

[Josh]

Christy? Speaking of Kiss, did you see. See that? You're a fan of the Jonas Brothers, right?

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

The one who's an actor.

[Pat]

Nick.

[Josh]

Nick Jonas will be playing Paul Stanley.

[Christy]

What?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

In what?

[Josh]

A Kiss movie.

[Tom]

They're doing a Kiss biopic.

[Christy]

Oh, God. Nick Jonas.

[Josh]

It's called.

[Pat]

It's called Nick it up.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Christy]

Everybody.

[Tom]

Sorry. Is that in production?

[Christy]

It was like Joe Jonas better.

[Josh]

Sounded like it was just announced.

[Chick]

Why don't they just put. Put a movie out and Nick Jonas plays Paul Stanley in like a private eye movie and make.

[Josh]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick]

But he's a former member of Kiss and they see.

[Christy]

I'd watch that.

[Chick]

I'd watch that.

[Josh]

Yeah, not like a biopic, just exactly.

[Chick]

He's a.

[Christy]

Or is it a biopic just on Paul Stanley or the whole band?

[Chick]

Call it.

[Tom]

Here's the story. Kiss Me Deadly from. From Deadline. It says Nick Jonas set as Kiss singer Paul Stanley in STX movie. Shout It Out Loud.

[Christy]

Shout it. Shout it. I know that song. Shout It Out Loud.

[Chick]

What's that called?

[Pat]

That song?

[Christy]

It's called Shout It Out.

[Chick]

Really? A song? It's a cheer, really.

[Tom]

I'm not really familiar with. With Nick's work.

[Christy]

I I not. And he's married to that really pretty lady.

[Tom]

I know his. I know is the band is great. But it says Mr. Jonas will do his own singing and we'll be tr. I'm. I'm reading this is.

[Chick]

I know Gus publication.

[Tom]

Well, I'm. You know, it's not the kind of Stuff you read?

[Chick]

No, of course not. I have pictures, too.

[Tom]

Hustlers, girl next door, letters, porn.

[Chick]

That's what I'm doing.

[Tom]

Couldn't spell to wat. If you give her the double.

[Chick]

All right.

[Tom]

Says I'm reading a God.

[Rob]

You win.

[Josh]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah, That's.

[Chick]

He is. Congratulation. We should just. I mean, not only just come off the air right now, but forever. We are not going to do better than that. Or not.

[Tom]

This says I'll once again. And I'm reading this for the very first time.

[Christy]

Yes. So Nick Jonas is going to play Paul Stanley in this.

[Tom]

It says Mr. Jo. It says Mr. Jonas. I. I often do that for comedic effect, but it says it here in black and white. Mr. Jonas will do his own singing and will train to replicate Mr. Stanley's vocals.

[Josh]

Well, I'm sure he'll do a fine job.

[Christy]

Sure.

[Chick]

It'll take a while for him to sing that much off key, but he'll try to.

[Josh]

I feel like I saw him in some war movie or something. He was. He was fine.

[Chick]

Was he in Fury?

[Josh]

He may have played a flyboy.

[Chick]

Was he in Fury?

[Tom]

I don't remember.

[Chick]

Maybe not.

[Christy]

Harry Styles was a good actor.

[Josh]

Yeah, he's pretty good.

[Tom]

Yeah, these guys are all good. I mean, Paul Stanley's great singer was Harry.

[Chick]

And Harry Styles.

[Christy]

Harry was in the one with Yuri. The one. They were in the Gunkirk. Gunkirk. He was in that one.

[Chick]

Was he in Dunkirk?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

Now, it doesn't say how much Gene Simmons is gonna ask to be paid.

[Christy]

Gene Simmons.

[Chick]

You want to use my name? It'll be extra dollars.

[Josh]

I haven't heard any casting announcements.

[Tom]

Denzel Washington.

[Christy]

Really?

[Tom]

It's very bold.

[Chick]

Denzel is just that good.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Form a band. I guarantee it.

[Tom]

Ace will back me up on this. You guys did the famous story about. Isn't it the Kiss Halloween special? Ace, in which Paul Lynn.

[Josh]

It's the Paul Lynde Halloween special that kisses on.

[Tom]

Right, Right.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And one of them wasn't available for some of the scenes, so they. They hired another guy.

[Josh]

That's the movie.

[Tom]

Oh, that's the movie. Well, the obvious that they heard.

[Christy]

They have makeup on. You can tell.

[Tom]

I mean, but it was a black dude.

[Christy]

Well, he had makeup on his hands.

[Josh]

Christy. What else is happening in the news?

[Chick]

See, you know what? You were right to stay on the air after twat. You were absolutely nasty. Now we're not going to do any better than Black dude, okay?

[Tom]

It's a famous rock.

[Chick]

Oh, you mean the black dude.

[Tom]

The famous rock and Roll trivia question. Which one of them was unable to show up?

[Josh]

Ace Fry.

[Tom]

Ace Fry. Okay. There you go.

[Christy]

All right.

[Tom]

When we come back.

[Christy]

Oh, we're going to sanitize the show for your protection. Coming up, we have Reno.

[Tom]

Reno Carr. I want to ask about the Reno.

[Josh]

Carr is coming up.

[Tom]

The zebra that they caught in his backyard. In English. It's an English term in the UK O'Reilly Auto Parts is where we are. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom]

To rally for the Pacers.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news day desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy]

Hi.

[Chick]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hello.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

If you're wondering where that ugly lamp your aunt ad went, it's at Reno's house.

[Josh]

That's a fine lamb.

[Tom]

Rito Collier is our guest comedian. Reno. A Reno. I'm. I need to get the. The word from someone who lives there. The zebra has become internationally famous, named Ed. That was running all over your county, I understand, in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. It was captured and moved by helicopter.

[Reno]

Yeah, I'm gonna get him out.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. You're gonna help him break back out.

[Reno]

This is ridiculous. I hunted him.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Reno]

First I went out looking for him and I thought I saw him. Mom and I decked him, and turns out it was a just a fat guy that worked at Foot Locker. But later on, later on, after I did catch him, I wrote him and the bond that we have. You can follow my saga on social media.

[Josh]

Once you break a zebra, it's yours. Yeah. Yeah.

[Reno]

That's all you can do. And I did everything. People are like, hey, try to lure them with Fruit Stripe gum. Or it's like, that's so stupid. Stupid zebras don't eat gum. You know, you really have to attack it in a way. I learned a lot, and I set him free. And then those jackasses picked him up in the helicopter like he's in a Martin Short movie. And it just was too much. So I'm. I'm really not emotionally ready to talk about it.

[Tom]

Okay. I'm just watching the video. It's hilarious.

[Reno]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom]

Looking. I wanted to know who paid for it. And this says, it says absence of evidence to the contrary. The cost was Absorbed by the county and state law enforcement.

[Christy]

Really great.

[Josh]

They've got that stuff budgeted in.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Reno]

But I'm pretty sure Murfreesboro never had a. If a zebra gets loose, put 100 grand aside.

[Josh]

You know, I think you'd be surprised.

[Tom]

I mean, hiring a, you know, quality helicopter. And they were searching for the thing for a couple of weeks and they found it, you know, a drones.

[Reno]

Yeah, he was awesome, man. He got away from everybody. There were people, everybody's out looking for him, tried to film him. I've been off the road for three weeks and about at week, week and a half, I start to lose it. So I was out there.

[Christy]

Really?

[Tom]

It was.

[Reno]

Yeah, you damn right, Christy Lee. Look, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity in Murfreesboro. Yeah, we got Applebee's, we got a whole bunch of Chinese delivery places. We got 20 Mexican restaurants.

[Chick]

That's it.

[Reno]

So when a zebra gets loose, that's.

[Chick]

Kind of a big deal.

[Tom]

Okay, okay, I'm with you. Why didn't they just hit it with a couple tranquilizer guns, load it in a truck and take it back to the guy?

[Christy]

That's what I don't understand. Why did they use the helicopter?

[Reno]

It's Tennessee. Tranq guns are for parties. Like Everybody else has a 30 odd six. So there's no like just kind of tapping him and putting him in a bunch of box, you know.

[Tom]

Well, he was.

[Reno]

It was awesome.

[Tom]

Well, I'm glad you guys made the news. Murfreesboro, Tennessee, in the news we're speaking to comedian Reno Collier. Are you heading back out on the road?

[Reno]

I am, yeah. This month I'll be with cable guy. We're going to be in Wayland, Michigan, Hayward, Wisconsin, Selena, Kansas and Dodge City, Kansas. All right, so come on out and see us big time.

[Tom]

Will do. Well, what else is happening in your life? Three weeks at home. I suppose you're ready to be a pick out a casket because your wife's gonna kill you.

[Christy]

Oh, my God.

[Josh]

A little bit.

[Chick]

A little bit.

[Reno]

It's not. I love my wife. It's not my wife, it's me. Mentally, I start to. I got a country fried take if.

[Tom]

You'D like to hear it, let's hear it.

[Josh]

Is that all right?

[Tom]

Yes, sir. Yeah.

[Reno]

So summer is here and it's time to go on vacations for get togethers and everyone's just searching for activities. One activity that's very popular are family reunion picnic nicks. I for one, am torn on my feelings about them. So as a huge fan of Greg Warren's segment where we learn historical facts and laugh. I decided to do a deep dive on the beginnings of these gatherings after a tedious investigation. They actually started with cavemen. They ate outside together. Due to the fact they didn't have any choice, they eventually moved into caves after saw UGA get his head ripped off by a T. Rex while eating a piece of water watermelon. That's called evolution. But somehow we've decided to go back to it. Now, I know we don't have dinosaurs anymore, but if you've ever been to one of these, you've probably prayed one would show up. You got kids complaining the whole time there's bugs on my food. It's like, hey kid, I can tell by the pasty white skin color and video game calluses on your phone from your on your thumbs from your phone. This is new to to you. There's bugs and trees and clouds. You want to know why? It's because you're outside. Hit the inhaler and relax. It turns into you've got your aunts walking around asking, did you try Lucille's jello banana salad? I look forward to that every year. Well, she's 95 and she told me she doesn't know how the bananas got in there. And it's not salad. There's no lettuce. Potato salad ain't salad. It's cold potato casserole. And what psychopath thought, you know what? This potato needs mayonnaise. I want it to start off cold, then slow. Cook on a wooden table under the sun for two hours before I eat it. I've always dreamed of seeing my own intestines. And today is my day. I think that's why a lot of families give out matching T shirts for the people to put on over their clothes. It's because the Porta Potty is a poop sauna. So when you have to one handed on a tree in the woods, you got something to wipe with.

[Josh]

Reno's getting such a kick.

[Pat]

I really need to get back on the road.

[Reno]

Then you, then you throw in Uncle Billy's famous cowboy beans. Look, he's had a tough time. We all know it's just Wendy's chili with a broken up hamburger in it. For God's sakes. The cracker packets have Wendy's face on them. And you want to know if you're a bad cook, you're the one they make. Bring 52 liters of mountain Dew. And if that's you, bring ice. You drink a bunch of that hot Mountain Dew in the sun. It'll make your teeth feel like they're loose.

[Chick]

And look.

[Reno]

Putting raisins on top of shredded carrots. That ain't salad either. Salad toppings made. Raisins and carrots together are like the Chrisleys. It was stupid before, and it's stupid now. You got kids eating popsicles of 20 different colors. Their shirts are all stained. People are thanking the kids for celebrating Pride Month. So the question is, why do we do it? It's because they're unforgettable. The more jacked up a situation is, the deeper it lives in your sight psyche. Whether it's with friends or family, those are our people. And if there's kids that go to these things, horrified because they think they see their future life, welcome to the club. And you are. You see young and old commingling, and it's all cyclical. Eventually, if you can keep your family off the fight reels on Instagram, y' all will hold it together, and you'll be one of the old ones, and you'll look back, putting yourself in their shoes, and laugh your ass off because you can't figure out how those damn bananas ended up in your salad. Not to mention nobody ever remembers blah events, but you ain't ever going to forget E. Coli. I'm Reno Collier, and that's my country.

[Tom]

Fried T. Oh, thank you, Reno. Yeah.

[Reno]

Yes, sir. Sorry, I was giggling.

[Tom]

What were the names of the two cavemen again?

[Reno]

And I. I can't remember. I just made a bunch of scribbles.

[Tom]

You know what happened? You know what happened? Their. Their not too distant relatives or down the road a little bit. They invented the wheel and then immediately invented doordash. So it's good to know that we have a nice history of picnics. Thank you, Rito.

[Pat]

You got it.

[Tom]

I hate jello salad with bananas in it. It's the.

[Reno]

It's the grossest.

[Tom]

My mother made that. What's for dessert? Jello with bananas. No, thank you.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You eat that, Christy?

[Christy]

Yeah, I don't mind it.

[Tom]

You ever had jello with marshmallows in it? Yes, baby monster.

[Christy]

This?

[Tom]

Oh, God.

[Christy]

Heck, yeah.

[Tom]

No, that's the end of the world.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That's terrible.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Thank you, Reno.

[Christy]

What is that carrot salad that he mentioned with the raisins in it? What the hell is that stuff?

[Pat]

I don't know what it's called.

[Tom]

I think it's alcoholism.

[Christy]

We always had that, too, and I never know. Why would you do that right in the garbage?

[Tom]

Because you're drunk, right in the garbage. Reno. Reno, give me those dates again. You and Cable Guy. I'm sorry, what were you doing?

[Reno]

Yes, sir. The 20th, we're in Wayland, Michigan. The 21st, Hayward, Wisconsin. The 27th, Selena, Kansas. And the 28th, Dodge City, Kansas.

[Tom]

All right, well, go. That'll be a great show. Reno Collier and Larry the Cable Guy. Thank you, sir.

[Reno]

Thanks, guys.

[Chick]

Have a great week, everybody.

[Tom]

You too, Reno.

[Josh]

See you, man.

[Tom]

Have you ever been to a family picnic, Josh?

[Josh]

Absolutely. Yeah. Yes.

[Christy]

We enjoyed that when you were growing up.

[Tom]

Our family reunion picnic. We. We had one.

[Christy]

Really?

[Tom]

Yeah. One.

[Chick]

Yeah. I don't see you the Griswolds as a pitch in family either. Maybe. Maybe a big time.

[Tom]

My dad's side of the family. There was only one person.

[Christy]

One.

[Tom]

Him, his sister, that was it. Or no. No other relative.

[Christy]

He had no cousins, no aunts and uncles.

[Chick]

He had one cousin and nobody suspected the one. His sister of getting rid of everyone but her brother and her. Her.

[Tom]

So. But. So the other side of the family, we. We had one big picnic once.

[Christy]

Did it leave a mark on you?

[Tom]

I just remembered. It was really weird. I didn't.

[Josh]

We loved it. We'd all go to Uncle Eddie's farm.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Big old pond fish.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I didn't know any of them. Didn't wreck. I didn't recognize 90% of them.

[Chick]

I didn't know any of them.

[Tom]

Very weird.

[Christy]

You had to bring your own food.

[Tom]

I didn't touch any of the crap they were serving.

[Chick]

You were an amazing.

[Tom]

I didn't trust.

[Chick]

Be honest. So weren't you an incredibly picky eater as a child?

[Tom]

I still am. Right? Absolutely. What's coming up next?

[Christy]

You missed out on a whole era of.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know.

[Christy]

You never had like a picnic. You didn't have the annual barbecue. The annual.

[Tom]

No.

[Christy]

Man, that's amazing.

[Tom]

Pat, did you do that? You had a lot of relatives.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah, we had. We had picked up Nixon.

[Christy]

Yeah. We used to have 4th of July every year.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy]

Yeah. I'm. That makes me sad for you.

[Tom]

Oh, it's okay. I'll pass.

[Chick]

You're okay, aren't you?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Everything turned out well.

[Tom]

Feel. Feeling fine.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

I can.

[Chick]

Feeling fine.

[Tom]

I can recognize three of my cousins.

[Christy]

Recognize them?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

You know their names?

[Tom]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

Three of them.

[Chick]

All right.

[Tom]

A bunch of them are dead. Sure, sure, though.

[Pat]

You recognize us though, right?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You know who we are, right? Just us and John Sebastian, right?

[Tom]

That's right.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Welcome back.

[Christy]

To do today in History.

[Tom]

Oh, that's a shame. We gotta check in right now with our friends from Raycon because it's the perfect Father's day gift. But you gotta hurry.

[Chick]

You gotta hurry because Father's Day is this Sunday. Huh?

[Christy]

This Sunday. Oh, June 15th.

[Chick]

Glad I don't have to worry about buying anything. Raycon's everyday Earbuds. But if you have to worry about I'm gonna help you. That's the kind of guy I am. Just because it doesn't affect me doesn't mean I'm not going to try to help you out. Right?

[Josh]

That's exactly right.

[Chick]

Yes. Raycon's latest model, better than ever. 32 hour battery life, that's over a day. And multi point connectivity. You can pair two devices at once. And Raycon's quick charge function, 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And they also come with active noise cancellation. Raycons start about half the price of other premium audio brands at a dad friendly price.

[Josh]

I got my dad Raycons for. I'm just gonna drop them down the metal tube. The flowers go in. I wonder what song I should play.

[Tom]

You don't bring me.

[Josh]

You know what, you know who you like? The Shylights, The Shy Lights or the Chai Lights.

[Chick]

Shy Lights. Oh girl.

[Josh]

Yeah, maybe I'll play that.

[Chick]

I'd be in trouble if you left me now. Oh yeah. It's a good song.

[Christy]

That is a sad song.

[Tom]

Sound very good on a pair of Raycons.

[Chick]

Everyday earbuds. And they come in all the colors. How about royal blue, Forest green? Military green.

[Josh]

Yeah, he would like that. He's in a military cemetery.

[Chick]

Yellow, possibly deep red.

[Tom]

Cool.

[Chick]

Mint. So how do I get. Take advantage chick.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Chick]

Buy raycon.com Tom show us some love. Go to buyraycon.com Tom and get. Get 15% off Raycon's best selling everyday earbuds right now. 15% [e-mail] Tom one more time for dear old dad.

[Tom]

That's buyraycon.com Tom coming up, weird allergy in the news.

[Josh]

Weird allergy. Yankovic.

[Tom]

So when did it kick in? About 10 minutes ago.

[Chick]

We all kind of got goofy.

[Pat]

Yeah. Something in the air.

[Tom]

Yeah. We have a weird allergy in the news and it's coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy]

Hello.

[Chick]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Oh hello. Pat Godwin life ace is here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

We're due for another song.

[Chick]

Yes, that.

[Tom]

You got your guitar, you got your piano there. What do you feel like playing?

[Pat]

You want to hear Brand New out of the Blue?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Heck, yeah, man.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom]

Let's try this summer song.

[Chick]

1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

[Pat]

That wouldn't be brand new out of the Blue. I've done that a couple times. Let's try this.

[Chick]

It's 11 days till summer, right?

[Pat]

AI writes my emails AI writes for text AI drives my car AI talks the sex AI does my taxes AI rights my wrongs AI does my girlfriend AI AI wrote this song AI ei.

[Chick]

O.

[Pat]

Old MacDonald had a farm now he's got to go the corn plants by itself now machines run all day long AI took the farmer's job AI wrote this song AI is my doctor AI is my nurse AI is responsible for this boring second verse AI did my homework AI did your mom so don't go get mad at me AI wrote this song AI a chat GPC contra song is on the radio it's got love lost trucks and drinking it's no good but it sure is long hey, that's my line. Hey, I wrote this song.

[Tom]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. I have a minor core complaint.

[Christy]

All right, go for it.

[Tom]

No, I enjoyed that song very much.

[Chick]

Quickly. Who believes it's a minor complaint? Who believes that?

[Tom]

Okay, I may have to switch type styles.

[Christy]

Oh, God, you've helped.

[Chick]

You're a Helvetica man forever.

[Tom]

In Helvetica, the AI, the capital I, and the lowercase l look the same.

[Christy]

So it looks like Al.

[Tom]

So whenever you see the AI, since they don't use periods, which bothers me, it's confusing.

[Josh]

Well, you can use periods.

[Tom]

Yeah, but, I mean, that's a lot of extra typing.

[Pat]

Yeah, well, you can call me Al.

[Chick]

Yeah, I can imagine.

[Christy]

They just call AI Al, then we wouldn't have a problem.

[Tom]

But, I mean, don't do it. Maybe the Helvetica people should stand up and go, wait a minute. It's about time we corrected this.

[Josh]

No, no, they don't need to change.

[Chick]

What would make you happy?

[Tom]

Someone needs to suggest to me a better font or whatever it's called. Font typeface. Well, you know, that's some subtle distinction.

[Chick]

Capital I is pretty much capital I. No matter what font you're using, they.

[Tom]

Make up so that you can tell it's a capital I, not an L. Go to cursive.

[Christy]

Then you won't have the problem.

[Tom]

I think you don't like cursive. Which should be illegal. Complete waste of time.

[Josh]

Just go to Times New Roman.

[Tom]

It's the classic Times New Roman.

[Chick]

What about the Wonder? Can I interest you in the wonderful world of Comic Sans?

[Pat]

I love comics.

[Tom]

Okay. Oh, here's Times New Roman.

[Josh]

And that their capital I has the top on it.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's got too many little shelves on it. Hard to read. Okay, well, maybe someone wants to make.

[Josh]

It was only the. The typeface or font for. For years.

[Tom]

And then finally people got smart and got rid of it.

[Josh]

Actually, they got dumber and got rid of it.

[Tom]

Okay, well, we'll. We'll move forward. Forward here if anyone has a good suggestion for me.

[Chick]

But first, let me know before we move on. It's the Shylights.

[Christy]

Right?

[Josh]

Nice harmonica.

[Chick]

Oh, here it comes. Oh, the first battle Boy. Oh, sorry. There we. Here it comes.

[Tom]

I'd be in trouble. All right, next.

[Chick]

Oh, come on.

[Christy]

You don't like that?

[Pat]

That is one of the most.

[Tom]

No, because no one can hear it. Remember, it's Jo works. I'll tell you later.

[Josh]

Have you seen her? Is also. I think that was the one my dad played mostly.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

Have you seen her.

[Chick]

You heard that in the. In the jungles of Vietnam.

[Josh]

Maybe he longed for it while.

[Chick]

Maybe so. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom]

Did he ever talk about what he listened to there?

[Josh]

They just. They. Yeah, he said it was just basically.

[Pat]

Fortunate Son in a loop.

[Josh]

We got.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

They had loudspeakers in the trees.

[Chick]

Did he. Did he say anything about hearing Adrian Cronauer on the radio station over there?

[Josh]

They did not. He said he did not get that. And also Adrian Cronauer was no Robin Williams.

[Chick]

Yeah, right. Everyone said.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

But he. The Good Morning Vietnam guy. And Adrian Cronore said that that character in the movie was vastly different than he was. Sure, sure.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

He was the first to say.

[Josh]

But still he said the animals. We got to get out of this place was. Was often sung.

[Chick]

Oh, no kidding. So I was with Pat. A fortunate son's what I.

[Pat]

Did he have a favorite Vietnam movie?

[Josh]

Yes, his favorite was Full Metal Jacket.

[Tom]

Full Metal.

[Pat]

Full Metal.

[Josh]

You said the battle scenes in that were the most similar to what he went through of just prolonged downtime mixed with in crazy intense, you know, fire firefighting. So.

[Tom]

So kind of like this show. Prolonged nothing with the occasional chuckle.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom]

Except that this isn't going to kill you.

[Chick]

But you'll wish you were dead.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. We have have Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. What do you got?

[Christy]

Health experts say washing Your hands is one of the most effective ways to stop the spread of germs. We all know that. Especially after touching these top 10 high risk items.

[Tom]

Okay. Your own genitals.

[Chick]

I'll start. Start from. Can you start from 10 and work up? Okay, go ahead.

[Christy]

Number 10.

[Josh]

I'm writing some down just preemptively.

[Christy]

Airports. From security bins to kiosk screens, airports are a hot spot for microbes.

[Chick]

Absolutely. Makes them. That makes sense.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Number nine, soap dispensers.

[Josh]

Yes, I've often thought about this.

[Christy]

Refillable soap pumps are germ traps, often spreading more bacteria than they remove. So how do you wash your hands?

[Tom]

Is that because people are with dirty hands or touching them? And I would assume, yes, I do.

[Josh]

This in the bathroom. So here's what I do in the bathroom. I flush, go to the sink, turn on the water, wash my hands, and I turn off the water with a paper towel towel. Because the. When you turn on a faucet in a bathroom, that's people just touched the toilet or themselves.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

So, yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

[Tom]

Remember I was bitching the other day because when you go through tsa, you got to take your shoes off and you've touched all that stuff and those trays. Then there's. They don't have any hand sanitizer there. They should have giant vats of hand sanitizer.

[Christy]

Number eight, shared pens can have 10 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.

[Chick]

Do they still?

[Christy]

I have about 200 microbes per square inch.

[Chick]

I haven't been inside a bank in a couple years.

[Christy]

Really?

[Pat]

Well, you want to go today?

[Chick]

That's not true.

[Pat]

You want to go today?

[Chick]

Oh, all right. Oh, I. I hear you. I hear you. Oh, I'm in. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'll drive.

[Josh]

Well, you guys, shut up. This is why the last one didn't work.

[Chick]

Do they still have pens on chains and bags?

[Christy]

No, they have pens sometimes, but.

[Josh]

Right.

[Tom]

Ours.

[Josh]

A big old bin with a bunch of pens.

[Christy]

You can take.

[Josh]

So you can take.

[Chick]

Oh, so you can keep them.

[Tom]

So the point. The point is the pens are filthy.

[Christy]

Yes. Kitchen sponge, by the way, if you're.

[Tom]

If you are going to put one up your butt. These sharpies are nice and round in the end.

[Josh]

That is the way to go. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, oh, not. Not the clip end first.

[Josh]

Right.

[Chick]

Okay. I've been doing it wrong.

[Josh]

Too many people lost caps.

[Chick]

Yeah. Because if this gets hung up on your.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, that's. It's a sensitive membrane.

[Tom]

You'll be at the ER with A pro.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

So these are things. As soon as you touch, you're supposed to wash your hands. And that includes a soap dispenser.

[Josh]

So far, I think all is fine.

[Christy]

Kitchen sponges and cutting boards.

[Chick]

Tom was on this kitchen sponge thing.

[Christy]

Years and years ago because we did a story on it that said you should microwave them because they're full of germs.

[Tom]

But I put them in the dishwasher. Dishwasher. Over the weekend, Kelly and I got into. She refuses to take them out of the dishwasher.

[Christy]

Why?

[Tom]

She thinks kitchen sponges are disgusting.

[Josh]

I do, too.

[Tom]

Use them.

[Josh]

I will not use a sponge.

[Tom]

It goes through the dishwashing cycle. Then I put it in the microwave for a minute.

[Chick]

That's. No, that's why you have paper towels. Wipe down everything with a paper towel.

[Christy]

Cutting boards see all manner of raw food. So you, of course, should always wash your hands. After handling both raw food and a.

[Josh]

Cutting board, I often have to wash my cutting board. Occasionally, I find my cat sitting on it.

[Tom]

Would that be funny? Josh comes in one day. Well, okay. For the doctor. I got a disease that's passed along by cat turds.

[Josh]

Feline.

[Tom]

If you're just joining us.

[Chick]

Hello.

[Tom]

Hi, how are you? This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're reviewing things that you're supposed to wash your hands.

[Christy]

Hands, yes.

[Tom]

Immediately after touching.

[Christy]

After touching these 10 things. This is from the CDC. Number six. Animals. Even household pets can carry bacteria and parasites.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Chick]

See, I love my puppy dogs. I love my lady girls, but I. I don't let them lick me on the face.

[Christy]

I don't.

[Josh]

I don't do it anywhere else.

[Christy]

Well, you know that peanut butter trick?

[Pat]

Hey, I had the peanut.

[Chick]

What the hell? You guys got cameras in my house, by the way.

[Josh]

Good. Some quick advice with the peanut butter.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Go crunchy.

[Chick]

Yeah, I tried that. I mean, yeah, I could understand.

[Tom]

Solid news. Thank you.

[Christy]

Where you should watch your hand. Wash your hands. Doctor's offices. Yes, of course. From bends to armrests, surfaces and medical waiting rooms are often dirtier than toilet seats because everybody there is sick.

[Chick]

Yeah, they're dirty. So dirty.

[Christy]

Number four. Touch screens, kiosks, tablets and cell phones gather germs fast.

[Chick]

Hey, what about the keyboards on the atm? I bet those are filthy. Don't you think, Tom?

[Tom]

Yeah, filthy. Yeah, I. I keep hand sanitizer in my door.

[Chick]

Of course you do. Yeah, you should. Money.

[Josh]

I. I wrote down money. I think that's filthy.

[Christy]

We haven't gotten there yet.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Chick]

What about some wipes? Tom, wouldn't you want to wipe down the ATM before you start?

[Tom]

I'm using wipes right now because the story is making me nervous.

[Christy]

There are three restaurant menus. Menus carry high bacteria counts.

[Chick]

That's why you got the QR codes there, so you can look at it on your phone. Your phone. That's nice and clean.

[Christy]

No, it has germs, too.

[Tom]

What? Yeah, we had a survey. They were at some mall, and 99% of the people had poop. Poop on their phones?

[Chick]

No, not poop.

[Christy]

Number two. Handrails and handles.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Subway poles, escalator rails, door handles, escalators.

[Tom]

I always surf them.

[Josh]

Yeah, I prefer to.

[Tom]

Also, I never touch that. So one of these days when I tumble down one.

[Josh]

Right, right.

[Tom]

Well, he went out. He went out. Escalators.

[Chick]

If you fell down an escalator, you really could do some damage.

[Josh]

It would hurt.

[Chick]

Yeah. Open up your.

[Tom]

Well, there's that. There's that one. I think they may have finally fixed it at the mall near here. That was always. It was pretty much a metal stairway.

[Chick]

I was out there the other day.

[Tom]

Was out again.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Chick]

I just laughed and laughed.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

The one by the movie theater.

[Tom]

Yeah. At what point do you say, hey, maybe it's time we get a new escalation? Later.

[Christy]

Now they can afford it.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's not like it's a fancy mall or anything. Oh, wait.

[Chick]

Wait a minute.

[Josh]

Old Snoots Plaza.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Christy]

We lot, we lost our number. Snoot. One Snoot store, though, so that kind of.

[Josh]

What is the number one Snoot store?

[Christy]

Sacks.

[Pat]

We lost sex.

[Christy]

Yeah. It's gone.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I would never walk. They wouldn't even let me walk into a sack.

[Christy]

Wood.

[Josh]

Sir, we don't sell the hobo.

[Chick]

I didn't go down. I didn't go down to that. Bang.

[Pat]

You're looking for the food court.

[Josh]

Even their food court was snooty for a while.

[Chick]

That's right. No, it still is.

[Josh]

Hey, do you want bolo greens? I sure don't.

[Tom]

There is something made of road weeds.

[Josh]

We thought.

[Tom]

We thought you might enjoy.

[Chick]

Hi. Welcome to Roughage.

[Christy]

I tried to eat there.

[Tom]

Conveniently located next to a toilets.

[Christy]

And the number one thing you should wash your hands after touching is money. Cash is loaded.

[Chick]

Somebody should look into that.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Money's so some bills can circulate for decades, picking up pathogens as they get passed around. There you go. So wash your hands.

[Josh]

You know, it's not in the top 10. That surprises me. I wrote it down. Shopping carts.

[Christy]

Yeah, I'm surprised about that.

[Josh]

Boy, I always use those.

[Christy]

I do, too.

[Chick]

I get furious when they wipes is cheap woman on there. They get passed around.

[Tom]

Number one. Once again, we talked to a Mr. Red Fox. The toughest thing in the world.

[Pat]

Have to turn to your mate one.

[Tom]

Night and say, you got to wash your ass. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Mr. Fox. Wow.

[Chick]

You owe it to yourself to look up on YouTube. Pat Morita. That's right. Mr. Miyagi doing a Red Fox in person.

[Josh]

It's wonderful.

[Christy]

Really.

[Chick]

It's unbelievable.

[Josh]

Paparita was real funny, and he worked.

[Chick]

With Red Fox forever, I guess, and Red Fox loaned him money. And there's a new great story about it.

[Tom]

Is there a new movie out right now?

[Christy]

New Karate Kid?

[Chick]

Yeah, there is a new Karate Kid.

[Josh]

Jackie Chan's is bombing as we speak.

[Tom]

Oh, really? Not.

[Josh]

No, no, it'll make its money back. It was actually. Yeah, it'll be fine.

[Chick]

And, yeah, Ralph's in it. And the other guy from whatever. What's the name of that Netflix show that went crazy?

[Tom]

Okay, well, thank you very much. What's coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy]

Coming up, we are not done with our tooth hunk. If you're worried about your toothpaste, nothing but the tooth. That's right. We have a guy, though. We have a flight attendant dancing naked in business class.

[Chick]

All right. Okay. I would think first class, but that's.

[Tom]

Yeah, okay, cool. Well, thank you very much. Now. Also coming up. Well, actually, some guys will probably get to it tomorrow, perhaps. We have a gigantic alligator. That's. We had the otter that's not coming back. And we got a gator. And we got the zebra. They captured the zebra. Right. Now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy and the importance of therapy and counseling to all of us. And one of the things that we've been talking about lately is kicking the stigma, and that is don't be concerned that going to therapy is somehow going to mark you in some way. It's important. And if you're feeling the weight of the world right now, fellowship or ladies, talk to someone and perhaps talk to a therapist. And BetterHelp is all about accessing a therapist. Over 35,000 therapists are available for online therapy. And by the way, betterhelp.com is the largest online therapy provider in the world. And millions of folks have turned to BetterHelp. And the way it works is you'll fill out a questionnaire. You'll be matched with one of the therapists. And by the way, they have a wide sort of array of different specialties. You can switch therapists anytime, no additional fee there. And the way it works is you'll do your talking online. So you can do it with a camera on, camera off. You could be texting back and forth. Whatever works for you. And Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off their first month by going to betterhelp.com btshow that's betterhelp. H E L P betterhelp.com coming up once again, we will be finding out more exciting toothpaste news. This is a weird one. And we'll learn once again what a nurdle is. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

Bear the summer.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Christy Lee. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. And here there's Tom.

[Tom]

We were talking about this earlier. You asked if it was legal to eat horse meat.

[Chick]

Yes, I've. But I understand that other than getting over the idea it's a horse. It's delicious.

[Tom]

No, thank you. But it's. This says not consumed at scale in the United States. Effectively zero percent at scale.

[Josh]

So it's not even measurable.

[Tom]

Yeah, okay, okay. It says it's such a niche occurrence, it doesn't register in food consumption surveys. Largely due to 80% of Americans oppose the slaughter and consumption of horses.

[Chick]

Would you eat possum?

[Tom]

Yeah, I. I wouldn't eat horse, though.

[Chick]

But you'd have a possum steak.

[Tom]

I suppose I would try posum. I. I assume it's fairly gamey.

[Chick]

Or raccoon?

[Christy]

No. And I guess if you're hungry enough, you'd eat pretty much.

[Tom]

I suppose I heard that the problem with. I mean, some of the stuff. Would you eat horse?

[Chick]

I guess not.

[Tom]

I hear it gives you the trots.

[Christy]

Oh, God.

[Chick]

You were a part of that boy.

[Christy]

He sucked you right in, didn't he?

[Chick]

And now I'm laughing. What's happened to my life?

[Pat]

You thought you were having a conversation.

[Chick]

I was.

[Christy]

He was brought up something from four Hours ago. He was right.

[Chick]

He was being nice to me. Did you. Everybody. Everybody saw it.

[Christy]

I saw it.

[Tom]

I was just. I was looking up something else.

[Chick]

Man, oh man.

[Tom]

Okay, where were we? Oh, Virginia.

[Christy]

Woman with a rare mint allergy says even the scent of toothpaste breath from several feet away has sent her to the hospital.

[Josh]

Whoa.

[Christy]

25 year old archaeologist Kylie DiGiovanni has been hospitalized a dozen times in the past year alone.

[Chick]

Boy, she better look like florist. Pew. That's all I got.

[Christy]

Including one incident in November when a co worker accidentally breathed near her from three feet away.

[Tom]

Come on.

[Christy]

Ms. Dio. Giovanni was first diagnosed at age 10 after years of painful reactions to toothpaste.

[Josh]

Yikes.

[Christy]

Her condition has since worsened and she now carries emergency medication to prevent anaphylactic shock.

[Tom]

What's her breath like now?

[Chick]

Josh, you were poor.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

When you were growing up, did you ever brush your teeth with like a baking soda type deal or anything like that?

[Josh]

No. Thankfully we. We always were able to have toothpaste if for no other reason than dental samples. You know, when you.

[Tom]

Oh, okay, sure.

[Josh]

But no, no, we always had toothpaste. But I am aware of the. Of that.

[Christy]

We did the baking soda.

[Chick]

You did baking soda?

[Josh]

Arm and hammer had their own toothpaste for a while.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

If you just use raw baking. So doesn't it take the enamel off your teeth?

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

I don't know if it did or not. But it was a thing.

[Christy]

It was a smoky thing for a while.

[Tom]

Obviously there is not because we were poor. Non mint toothpaste, right?

[Christy]

Yes, of course. Yeah.

[Chick]

I don't care for mint.

[Christy]

I don't either.

[Josh]

I insist on it.

[Pat]

I love mint.

[Chick]

You insist on mint?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Your favorite ice cream. Chocolate mint.

[Josh]

I'm sorry. When it comes to toothpaste.

[Chick]

Mint chocolate chip.

[Josh]

When it comes to toothpaste, do you.

[Tom]

Do you rotate your toothpaste? You. Are you loyal to?

[Josh]

I am loyal. I have two.

[Tom]

I have.

[Josh]

I have a toothpaste and then I have this additive toothpaste you put on the nurdle, which we learned is the name of the wave of toothpaste you put on your toothbrush.

[Tom]

You put the load of toothpaste on, then you. You have it. This is amazing. This is like doing auto repair.

[Chick]

You have to add and then you mix the two together and that.

[Josh]

That it mixes in my mouth.

[Tom]

I have never heard of this.

[Josh]

What is the secondary. What is it called?

[Chick]

Is it a whitener?

[Josh]

It is. It's more of a whitener type thing. I Forget what it's called.

[Chick]

I got sucked in on Instagram, and there's a powder that you stick your.

[Tom]

Oh, the whitener is called. It's called suburbia.

[Josh]

Yes. Yes.

[Christy]

You're saying that.

[Chick]

See, I was going to. He's never been on my conversation. And now. Yeah, because you've jaundiced this entire conversation.

[Tom]

Sorry.

[Chick]

No, there's a little. It looks like the Carmax looks. Little tiny jar you screw. There's a little powder in that. And you dip your toothbrush in, and that's a whitener.

[Tom]

Oh, cool.

[Josh]

How do you like it?

[Chick]

It's okay.

[Tom]

Are you loyal to your toothpaste, Christy?

[Christy]

Yes. I use Sensodyne Pro Enamel.

[Tom]

I buy them all.

[Christy]

Oh, I said Pro enamel.

[Chick]

Pro enamel. I thought you said anal.

[Tom]

Sensor. Go anal. It's gonna be a small market. Not a lot.

[Chick]

Is your anus sensitive?

[Christy]

Do you brush your dog's teeth?

[Tom]

I thought you were saying, do you brush your anus?

[Christy]

Not that. Because that's where you go.

[Chick]

I do mark that toothbrush about once or twice a month. I do because I get bored and I think it's hilarious. And they will both come over and they sit and they see the toothbrush and. And they.

[Christy]

Are you serious?

[Chick]

Yep. And I. I have to open their mouth. They won't open their mouth, but they'll just sit there and I move their move.

[Josh]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy]

I've never washed my dog's teeth. Have you done that?

[Chick]

You. You owe it to yourself to do it at least once, because it's hilarious. It's absolutely hilarious.

[Josh]

They have good treats that seem to be.

[Christy]

Yeah, but I'd like to try it.

[Tom]

They make special dog toothpaste. Right.

[Christy]

My dog has terrible breath, though. I would love to try.

[Tom]

There's shoes.

[Chick]

There's shoes.

[Josh]

You can get them outside eating a cat crap.

[Christy]

No, they're not. Well, if they knew the cat was out there, they'd.

[Chick]

Oh, we forgot. Now we can go ahead and bypass it if you'd like. It's not up to me. I make no decisions.

[Tom]

Okay. You want to genericize it? I guess these things happen with a.

[Chick]

Generic June 9th look.

[Tom]

Or June 10th. Oh, here we go. Peter the Great.

[Chick]

I thought it was Peter not so Great.

[Tom]

That was his song. Peter the mediocre sick born in 1670. 72.

[Josh]

I impede of the acceptable.

[Christy]

Did everybody think it was great? I don't think so.

[Tom]

He was on. That was an answer on Jeopardy. Last week.

[Christy]

Oh, really?

[Tom]

Yeah. Common names, slang terms for the penis.

[Chick]

Peter the Granger.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Of course.

[Tom]

Sure. You saw that episode. Okay, I've never heard of that guy who.

[Chick]

Let's let us be the judge, because you haven't heard of a lot of guys.

[Tom]

Nehemiah Curtis, Skip James. Names.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. He was a track star for Loyola.

[Pat]

Running skip. That's how we got connected.

[Josh]

Exactly. He would skip his way.

[Chick]

He ran the 40 yard dash in seven seconds. But back then, that was very fast.

[Tom]

I should know who this is?

[Josh]

I don't sort of mince.

[Chick]

What did he do?

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Chick]

It doesn't. It just gives.

[Tom]

It just says.

[Christy]

It says his name.

[Tom]

Yeah, well, I gotta go down to the bottom of the list now to look for who this guy is. Okay, this could take all day. Oh, here we go. Secretary Harriet won the Triple Crown on this state.

[Chick]

How about that Big Red?

[Christy]

Yep.

[Josh]

He also raced for Loyola.

[Chick]

Yeah. Now he ran the 40 in life.

[Josh]

Unfair, as many people would say.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

Think the Pope's gonna show up for his reunion at Loyola this year?

[Christy]

Nope.

[Josh]

Oh, who knows?

[Tom]

He went there.

[Christy]

Well, it doesn't mean he's gonna show up.

[Chick]

If I were elected, if. If I'm this guy, I'm going to a White Sox game two or three times this season.

[Christy]

Seriously?

[Chick]

Yes.

[Christy]

Would you disguise yourself or would you.

[Chick]

No, I'd want every inconvenience utilized. I'm coming to the game, I'm cheering my socks on live with it, and I want to get in free. And two hot dogs.

[Josh]

Yes, yes.

[Tom]

Also, happy birthday, friend of the show, great NFL player, wonderful human being. Being. And a good day of the week, generally speaking. Jeff, Saturday.

[Pat]

Ah, yeah.

[Christy]

Jeff, Saturday.

[Tom]

Happy birthday to Jeff, born in 1975. So he'll be celebrating number 50 and. Yeah, I'll have to do a little homework on that other thing.

[Chick]

Nehemiah Skeets.

[Tom]

That's what it was. Loved your new song today, Pat.

[Chick]

Yeah, thank you.

[Tom]

A little AI, A little AI Music. Very, very fun. Certainly appreciate that. And I'll remind everybody that we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio and this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show, Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U. S. Soccer podcast inside the opening 45 seconds.

[Tom]

What a goal with that canon of a laugh fight.

[Chick]

I'll leave it at 1. Never miss a game.

[Christy]

What a start for the United States.

[Chick]

Shot for distance. What a goal. Never miss a moment.

[Christy]

Exquisite.

[Reno]

From the San Diego.

[Chick]

Can he finish? Yes, he can. The U.S. soccer Podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.