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Tom Griswold
It's the Bob.
Chick McGee
And to.
Tom Griswold
Comedian Greg Warren, former state champion wrestler. You're the son of a wrestling coach. Now, I assume your dad was also your wrestling coach, is that correct?
Greg Warren
Yes, he was. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That had to be a little weird.
Greg Warren
Yeah. You know, people are always asking me, they're like, you know, hey, that must have been tough. Your dad was a wrestling coach. He must have pushed you really hard, you know, and he did. I mean, but you think about it, he pushed me in athletics. That's sort of a normal thing to push your kid in, right? I mean, you know, there's people out there who spend their whole lives trying to find Bigfoot. How'd you like to have that guy pushing you? Do you even want to find Bigfoot, son? Because you don't act like it. You don't have a tracking map. You don't have night goggles. You don't know how to make a plaster mold out of a footprint. What do you think he's going to show up, son? Oh, wait, there's somebody at the door.
Tom Griswold
It's Bigfoot.
Greg Warren
Greg. You found Bigfoot?
Tom Griswold
That's not the way it works, pal.
Greg Warren
You better shape up because right now I don't think you could find the neighbor's dog. He was a high school wrestling coach, so I wrestled. And my mom was into music, so I played the clarinet in the band, which they made fun of me, especially the guys on the wrestling team, especially my best friend, Huey Baker. He was a black guy. He's one of Those guys that would just get ahold of something and never shut up. Look at Greg, man. Greg played a flute. It's a clarinet, Huey. It's a flute, Greg. You a flute man. Look at little flute man, Greg flute your flute, Greg. Little flute man, Greg. He'll be on the bus going to a match. It'd be real quiet. And all of a sudden you hear, hup, two, three, four. What the hell we fighting for, flute man? It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling and you hear, hit him with your flute, Greg.
Christy Lee
Hit him with your flute.
Greg Warren
And my friend Nick got it worse. Nick was one of these guys, he had like high shoulders, you know. He looked like a turtle. Kiwi called him no neck Nick.
Tom Griswold
Look at Nick, man.
Chick McGee
Nick ain't got no neck.
Greg Warren
Where your neck at, Nick? No neck Nick. No neck Nick. No neck Nick neck Patty whack, get.
Josh Arnold
A dog a bo. It can't be no neck bone, cuz.
Greg Warren
Nick ain't got no neck. Where your neck at. The foot bone is connected to the knee bone is connected to the hip bone is connected right to the head bone, cuz there ain't no neck bone cuz you ain't got no neck. If Nick put on a turtleneck, he would be blind.
Chick McGee
Greg Warren and the Fabulous Flute Man. We will talk with Greg live later this morning. Hello. It's that day. The Bob and Tom show and the day we all sort of kind of dread. Am I right on this? Make the best out of it that we can. Right?
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Chick McGee
That wacky hour.
Tom Griswold
Hour forward, everyone's listening. Just as slow as we're thinking.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, right. What's the. Hang on. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Chick McGee
Looking nice. And Gruffy. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. I am alive. And here is Tom Griswold. Hi, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Welcome to the Bob and Tom show. Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. A little bit clunky with that time change that affects most of us and we're trying to push through it.
Josh Arnold
I don't have that, so I don't know if it'll hit me today or.
Chick McGee
If it's no kidding me.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah, I don't either. I was just playing along because I didn't want to feel left out.
Tom Griswold
Oh, well, right. Just me and you, I guess. Ace. Of course I.
Chick McGee
The clock in my car is right again.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. How about that window? That is. That's the most.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute.
Tom Griswold
That is the most profound thing you've said. In other words, you never changed your clock to daylight saving. So it's been wrong all, all winter.
Chick McGee
It stopped working.
Josh Arnold
So now you know it's right. Okay.
Chick McGee
And the window's still broken, right? It's down. It's down.
Josh Arnold
I changed the clock in the microwave here. You did? We're all set.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thank you.
Chick McGee
I, I, I change everything on Saturday.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's right.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You're a day early.
Chick McGee
I do a heck of a time. It's, it's.
Tom Griswold
I do it next week.
Chick McGee
I spend most of Saturday looking at the clock going, okay, this, this is what's going to the time. This is the time tomorrow. You know, I, I don't know why.
Tom Griswold
It makes me feel the clock by my bed. I just, I haven't had it's. I have to go online to find out how to change it.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
So I just turned it around so I can't see it.
Chick McGee
You have to go online?
Tom Griswold
If I wait, if I wake up online? Yes. It's very complicated. A clock.
Chick McGee
All right, I said it before. I'll say it again. I don't know how you got anywhere before iPhones and I don't even the time change because if there's anybody who would forget it was.
Tom Griswold
You have to hold one button, then grab a different one, click it, and it's. I forget. I'm not gonna. So. But I didn't have time to get to it. So I didn't want to get up in the middle of the night, look at it, and then have to do the math.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I can't remember if it says 1, is it 2 or is it mid? I can't. So I just turned it around in the middle and I'd get up, look at my phone because it's correct.
Chick McGee
I just have four. I have a couple clocks and then my microwave and my. No, and my oven. I switch over.
Tom Griswold
I've got about 10. I'll go on mission today. I got my watch correct so that we're good there. You got your iPhone and the watch. They're the right time.
Chick McGee
Is there scuttlebutt. Did I hear did I dream this? That we're. They're talking about having it being this time all year round.
Christy Lee
That's the scuttle.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. There are a lot of people. It's very political and it is.
Chick McGee
How is that political? Because if I'm an AM guy, my dad was an AM guy, my grandfather. Well, I'm a PM Guy we hate.
Tom Griswold
You am for example, if you own a golf course and it gets dark an hour earlier. The advantage of daylight time is the softball games can go longer and people can be outside.
Christy Lee
Yeah, but I thought we would stay on daylight savings time year round.
Tom Griswold
No.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I thought.
Chick McGee
I thought it was.
Christy Lee
I thought that was scuttle.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Josh Arnold
Works for me.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well it's. I. I give up. I don't know what. There's what who doesn't go on it. Arizona? Hawaii?
Chick McGee
I think so. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Got a couple of. I have one uncle who doesn't do it.
Christy Lee
He doesn't.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Refuses.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You know what though? That one uncle. He's colorful. I like him.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. He's the guy that wrote the song it's five o'clock somewhere.
Chick McGee
That guy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't really matter. Yeah. He can eat. He. He wears white after labor day and drinks 24 hours a day.
Chick McGee
Sure.
Tom Griswold
That's.
Chick McGee
Don't you ever wonder who wrote that for a butcher and Sundance when you know why people like me Because I'm colorful. That's a line from that movie.
Tom Griswold
That's a great movie. It's fun.
Chick McGee
That's pretty good. Let's see now we have no money. Going down the mountain Darker mornings along.
Christy Lee
With more evening light it distribute. It disrupts rather your body clock Tom. That's your problem. It can have several consequences on your health.
Tom Griswold
They're overstating including changing a once a.
Christy Lee
Year is not that big deprivation. Studies have found an uptick in heart attacks as well as strokes right after the March time change deprivation.
Chick McGee
Heart attack.
Christy Lee
I heard data also showed fatal car crashes temporarily jump in the first few days after the springtime.
Chick McGee
Fatal car crashes. Yes.
Tom Griswold
Just a handful of days. I'm not gonna get it. It's very political and these days everything is.
Chick McGee
Don't you think there's somebody though Put. Put heart attack and fatal car crashes in there. See what happens.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. Somehow it connected. If they change it, Social Security payments will go down for everybody and you'll have to work till you're 80. So. Well, that's what we're doing. That is the plan anyway.
Chick McGee
What.
Tom Griswold
What am I talking about? We have a lot of letters to get to. I'm very excited about that. I do have a suggestion.
Chick McGee
We're open for suggestion. Put it in the box. Oh.
Tom Griswold
Sometimes you'll be. This has become very common if you're listening to a newscast or television news that they have these so called trigger warnings.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
This has become a real big deal.
Chick McGee
What? Oh, is it like bright lights and stuff?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, some of these are, I.
Chick McGee
Understand, or like scenarios that might trigger some people.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. They'll say the following newscast, the sound of gunfire can be heard in the background, that kind of thing. Okay, whatever. I get it.
Chick McGee
It's.
Tom Griswold
It just seems to be a little bit much these days.
Chick McGee
But I'm glad you're open minded.
Tom Griswold
No, but I'm saying I think we also need them in our personal lives. I think we need them on emails, on the subject heading. I think there should be some kind of warning.
Christy Lee
Oh, this is going to piss you off.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, maybe. Or something like, wait till you get a load of this. Yeah, maybe in the subject heading. Maybe you don't want to read this when you first get up. Yeah, I just, I experienced this this morning and I'm.
Chick McGee
You know what? You know what I'm just realizing about you after all that you're. I think you guys will agree with me.
Christy Lee
You're.
Chick McGee
You're a delicate flower, aren't you?
Tom Griswold
That's right.
Chick McGee
You're delicate.
Tom Griswold
That's right.
Chick McGee
You don't want to. You're on the edge all.
Tom Griswold
You're.
Chick McGee
So many responsibilities.
Tom Griswold
But you know what I mean, when you wake up the first thing in the morning, you're going through the. You're going through your emails and all of a sudden there's one. Oh, geez.
Josh Arnold
You don't, you don't check any of that for an hour at least.
Tom Griswold
Is that, is that the way to get by this? Don't check any of them for, For a while that.
Josh Arnold
You never want to look at anything like social media or email when you first get up. That's such a bad way to start your day.
Chick McGee
I think, I think everybody does that. Yeah, everybody. As soon as they wake up, they grab their phone.
Josh Arnold
I don't look for hours and.
Tom Griswold
But see, that can be a problem.
Chick McGee
Hey, hey, hey, Tom, Tom, did you hear? Josh has got it all figured out. He does.
Tom Griswold
You take a walk outside.
Chick McGee
Oh, is that what you do? Quick three mile jog, a nice animal.
Josh Arnold
Deride?
Chick McGee
You've got it all figured.
Josh Arnold
You see the smile, don't you?
Tom Griswold
I want to get back to this. I want to get back to this.
Christy Lee
Enema first thing in the morning.
Tom Griswold
Do you give yourself the enema or do you have Roger? I'm ready.
Josh Arnold
If Roger happened to stay over. Yes, lube me up and cram it in.
Tom Griswold
But you've also had this happen when you decide. You don't look at your phone, you don't look at your Text messages. And there'll be one that'll say something like, you don't have to pick me up at the airport at 3am the flight was canceled, and you're in the parking lot of the airport. Again, this is all part of contemporary life. But I'm just saying, maybe in the subject heading, read this. You know, after you're done with whatever.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I can't go into the nature of the one I opened up this morning. That. Incredibly disturbing.
Chick McGee
But.
Tom Griswold
Well, just. Just a thought. Just. Now we're all intrigued.
Chick McGee
It's like, give us a.
Tom Griswold
Give us a little something. Trust me. Trust me. I can't. All right, It. This is.
Chick McGee
Come on.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, I can't. It's just legal. Is it a legal thing? Pardon me? Legal, Doctor?
Chick McGee
Medical.
Tom Griswold
No, fatal is the.
Christy Lee
Oh, no.
Chick McGee
Key word. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think so.
Chick McGee
There's a death. Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
There's no need to go into it. You don't know the people directly.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
They are people. Coming up, we have some fascinating things, of course, including.
Chick McGee
Do you know people? I know. I know less people every day. Do you know that?
Tom Griswold
Congratulations again to Mr. Pat Godwin. His new album, Hotel Pool, number one. Two different charts over the weekend. Take a screenshot. It won't last long.
Christy Lee
You don't know that.
Tom Griswold
Fun. That's great. Thank you. Right now, the basketball season has arrived. Now we're really getting into the thick of it. A lot more fun happening right now. And that's where Orange Insouls comes in. And orangeinsouls.com right, Josh?
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
Ew.
Josh Arnold
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Chick McGee
Yeah, right. Or wobby and wobbly.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Wobby. Are you wobby?
Josh Arnold
And there's. There's wobby.
Tom Griswold
The house elf to tell us more.
Josh Arnold
It all just starts.
Tom Griswold
I used to be wobbly. I was wobbly wobby. But not anymore. I've got orange insoles and I wear orange underpants. Yes, I do.
Josh Arnold
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day.
Chick McGee
Well, this can't continue.
Josh Arnold
Orange insoles. I guarantee we'll get eaten. Josh won the.
Chick McGee
We want to hear Wobby the wobbly Elf, please.
Tom Griswold
Okay, a green suit, but orange undies.
Josh Arnold
Well, you'll be happy to hear this.
Chick McGee
Well, which is it? English or Irish? You got to pick one.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he's lived everywhere. That crazy everywhere.
Tom Griswold
My year spent in Nairobi. I'll tell you what, something like being waist tied to a big schlog.
Chick McGee
You know what? Limp there, do you? Nobody wants limp there, I can tell you.
Josh Arnold
You know that's the problem with this elf. The only one line too far.
Greg Warren
Guess what?
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
Wobby says you got a size 15. I can fit my whole body in there.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you sure can, you adorable little.
Tom Griswold
Back to my year in Nairobi.
Josh Arnold
A little Sprite.
Tom Griswold
I look up right there.
Chick McGee
Nairobi, eye level.
Tom Griswold
A big strong.
Josh Arnold
Again. You have been fired, Bobby. We enjoyed you while it lasted. It lasted too long.
Tom Griswold
Ended up in Nairobi and he had.
Josh Arnold
To double down on the schlong.
Chick McGee
Orange.
Tom Griswold
Orange Insoles. Orange ins helps.
Chick McGee
Yeah, Orange Insoles reminded me Best of both worlds. That's far and away my favorite Van Halen song. There's no contest.
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick Magee over here at the Orange Insoles sports desk. I think it's letter time, Tom. Read some letters.
Tom Griswold
Got a ton of letters here to go through a lot of different things I want to get to. A lot of them are saying, hey, Pat Godwin, enjoying the new album? Thank you. The new album is called Hotel Pool from Pat, a collection of songs available for your dining, dancing and downloading pleasure. Is that right, Ben?
Greg Warren
Correct.
Tom Griswold
13 songs. 13 songs and just a bunch of folks that have took the time and trouble to do that this weekend. So thanks. Got an interesting letter about a story we had last week, Chick, I don't know if you were here for this one, but over the weekend in Las Vegas, they had the sign spinning competition.
Chick McGee
I was just going to read that letter. Yeah, I have that one.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
This is from Greg in Bakersfield. It was the world sign Spinning Championship. So happy to hear about this on the show as sign spinning was my first job working for the company that actually puts on the championship. It's named Arrow Advertising with two A's. They. Yes, Tom, they spelled it with two A's so it'll become first in the phone book. And it was a blast. There was a lot of shenanigans to be had working there. I actually lost my virginity thanks to that job.
Josh Arnold
No way you met a spinner.
Chick McGee
A lot of these, these guys know what they're doing.
Tom Griswold
I got a letter here. I was watching you guys on YouTube and saw your sign spinning hunk. My mother is a sign spinner.
Josh Arnold
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
She's 79 years old. She has been a shaker for a major pizza chain for the last five years now.
Chick McGee
What does that mean, a shaker? I don't understand.
Tom Griswold
Shaking the sign and spinning.
Chick McGee
Oh, just shaking the sign.
Tom Griswold
She goes. She's been doing it for five years. I always joke with her that she's still on the street corner shaking her thing for money.
Chick McGee
This is from shakers or spinners or what do they call them? I like that.
Josh Arnold
There might be some inside jargon.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you're shaking your thing. And this is from Patrick Moxley, driving a truck in Memphis right now. Well, thank you very much, Patrick. Glad your mom's out there doing it.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I was walking to Memphis one time.
Tom Griswold
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
Tell you about that?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Ma'am. Ma'am, I am tonight. I love that song. The main spinner that I used to see isn't there anymore. The guy was great.
Chick McGee
It was the gold. The gold plate.
Tom Griswold
The gold guy. Yeah. Cash for gold.
Chick McGee
I remember him.
Christy Lee
He was very into it.
Tom Griswold
I don't know if it's. What happened to him. Hope he's okay.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he's got to be way dead.
Chick McGee
I know.
Tom Griswold
This guy was young, and he was. He was. He was doing Elvis all the time, and he. He never took a break.
Chick McGee
Still, I think he. I think Josh stands.
Tom Griswold
I think he got promoted.
Christy Lee
So do I. I think he's in the office.
Josh Arnold
No, there's no way.
Tom Griswold
No, no. I think he's in some very large. Some confluence of major roads doing his thing. Cash for gold.
Josh Arnold
I like. I like that you're thinking that.
Tom Griswold
I'm thinking positive, like I always.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Chick McGee
Yep. You're Mr. Positive.
Josh Arnold
He's running free on a farm.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
That's right. Pair of lesbians on the farm.
Tom Griswold
Brian from Dayton, Ohio, writes, Happy 42 years on the air. Yeah. Friday was the 42nd anniversary of this show, and.
Chick McGee
Okay, I wasn't here, so I didn't get to say this. 42 years on Friday. Right. That seems like too many.
Tom Griswold
Well, the reason I'm reading it, we also got this from Joshua. He goes, it's my German shepherd's birthday. He's two years old today. Your show and my dog share the same birthday. Happy anniversary from Joshua and Sven. His dog, Sven. Sven. German shepherd named Sven.
Christy Lee
I love it.
Tom Griswold
We have. We were talking a lot about team names, and before I get a heavy sigh from you, this is about the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers of the Class A. The Class A minor league team of the Milwaukee Brewers.
Chick McGee
Major League Baseball. Yes.
Tom Griswold
They change their name every year for a weekend and become a different. They give themselves a different name just for fun, which I think is really cool. And then they create a logo for the temporary team each year they do it. For example, they've been the Wisconsin Utter Tuggers, the Shanty Men. Due to the popularity of ice fishing this year it looks like they're going to become the Wisconsin Frozen Pizzas because Wisconsin consumes the most frozen pizzas of any other state in the country.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
Isn't that nice?
Chick McGee
That's interesting.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you, Jay from Appleton, Wisconsin, for sending us that, that, that nice. That nice letter.
Christy Lee
We were talking about high schools and colleges that had weird names. Yeah, yeah. While you were gone. That's why Water.
Chick McGee
Water Smeet Nimrods.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that kind of.
Chick McGee
ESPN had a focus on.
Tom Griswold
We got this from Orofino, Idaho. Their mascot is the Maniacs, which is because it's the home of the Idaho State Hospital, a mental health facility.
Chick McGee
We could have gone all morning.
Christy Lee
Yeah, we could not know that letter.
Chick McGee
Not known that letter existed.
Tom Griswold
I mean, the question is, is that intentional that they're, you know, the maniacs? Like comedy clubs calling themselves Looney Bin, Loony Bin, that sort of thing.
Chick McGee
There's not a Maniacs, though, is there?
Greg Warren
No, not yet.
Tom Griswold
I. I wouldn't be surprised.
Chick McGee
Are you ready for your headliner, a maniac?
Tom Griswold
I wouldn't be surprised.
Chick McGee
Nope.
Tom Griswold
Surprised at all. Pat, would you care to play a song for us from your new album? Right now?
Chick McGee
Hotel pool.
Christy Lee
About 11 o'clock would be a good time.
Tom Griswold
You're like that. You're like the people the chick always talks about. They're in line the grocery store and all of a sudden that'll be 35.42.
Chick McGee
Oh, you need money? Oh, I got.
Tom Griswold
All right, let me. Let me search my wallet.
Chick McGee
I'm sorry.
Greg Warren
This is Josh's favorite.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Right, Josh?
Josh Arnold
I don't know what it is, so we'll find out.
Tom Griswold
My lack of work in the garden Buck naked walking around dude in the yard sewing the seed in my birthday suit.
Josh Arnold
Grab a hole if it gets too hard. I did some trimming look how it's.
Tom Griswold
Growing for all my neighbors to see.
Josh Arnold
I'm into horticulture and a buff the way that God made me I get.
Tom Griswold
Some dirt on my knees A little son of my tush I like to plant my tulips or by the bush When I'm gardening Naked out nude in the eyes My plums are ripe and low hanging peonies ready to sprout when it comes to wearing clothes outdoors oh.
Josh Arnold
I'd rather go without the pussy willow, keep it moist.
Tom Griswold
Roses, watch out for thorns. They could tear my bulbs up pretty bad. Should I put shorts on? Well, now I'm torn. You gotta watch out for spider mites, snakes and ants when you're working in a garden without Any pads hold a batch of sweet potatoes. Nibble on your huge tomatoes when you're gardening naked out new to New York.
Josh Arnold
Good morning, Ms. Johnson.
Tom Griswold
Are you enjoying the view? Don't shake your head at me. I was talking about the magic.
Chick McGee
Patty G. Remember that? Does the name Ruby Begonia ring a bell? Remember that?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I do. What is that?
Chick McGee
What is that? Like laughing, I think.
Tom Griswold
Ruby, if you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show and we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And I've got an interesting letter here from someone who is visually impaired.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Blind.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we could go with that as a bat. He says, thanks. Enjoy the show. You're part of my daily routine. You were talking about dogs. The other day, I felt compelled to share some photos of my guide dog, Lindsay. She guides me around obstacles, corrects a bad left veer here and there and is specially trained to deal with me when I fall aware. She is a big sweetie. She sleeps with me every night and gets up with me every morning. And she looks at me and paused me if I fail to turn on the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Well, we're number one with dogs.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yes.
Tom Griswold
This is from Anthony and his dog Lindsay. Well, be careful out there. Don't fall today, Anthony. And I'm glad you've got Lindsay helping you out.
Josh Arnold
Very sweet.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's so nice. And there's some nice photographs of Anthony and the dog who's guiding him. So we're happy to help. And Lindsay, it's my understanding that Anthony is supposed to give you an extra biscuit right now. So if you're listening, if you're up already, I wonder. I think my dogs are affected by the time change also.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I think so.
Tom Griswold
The other one more than this one, because now they're getting their food an hour early, so they're fine.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute. It's time to eat. They are.
Christy Lee
I see what you're saying.
Tom Griswold
They get fed at exactly the same time pretty much every day. And they know what's coming. They'll walk up to me and go, take their paw, hit their wrist like they've got a watch on.
Chick McGee
They walk up, they walk up to.
Greg Warren
You and they go.
Chick McGee
And they clear their throat.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Is that what you're telling me?
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yes. Or they lick my leg or something like that. You can reach us if you'd like to send us a nice letter. Bob and Tom at bob&tom.com we always love hearing from you. A lot of different topics that we've covered. Feel free to weigh in on pretty much anything anytime. We're certainly happy to be here. We talk a lot about food on this show because we like food. It's food. It's great to eat. We were talking about tuna noodle casserole one day. I believe the topic was, what's the easiest great thing to make Tuna noodle casserole. And Pat, you could probably do this.
Christy Lee
Nah, I'm a mushroom soups of egg noodles.
Tom Griswold
I would get a phone call.
Chick McGee
The.
Tom Griswold
The burner would. I'd burn the house down.
Chick McGee
Wow. What about the chicken breast? The mushroom soup? That's.
Tom Griswold
That's a classic.
Chick McGee
Probably.
Tom Griswold
That's easy. You can do that, Pat. I can't do anything. You just buy some. Go buy some boneless chicken thighs, throw in some cream of mushroom soup.
Christy Lee
Grocery would be a good start.
Chick McGee
Oh, or see, you know, you sound more helpless than you are and I think you like.
Tom Griswold
Is my little trick. Is it a trick, my ladies, to do my.
Greg Warren
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
Oh, I don't know how to do that.
Chick McGee
I've never been able to have an orgasm to.
Tom Griswold
To quote roughly, I believe it was just hooker or might have been Christy Lee. You're gonna pay for it one way or the other. Yeah. Cooking, cleaning. It says if you're ever driving near Rochester, Minnesota, home of the Mayo Clinic, there's a restaurant down the road in Oronico or Oronoko, I'm not sure how you pronounce it. Orinoco, Minnesota. It's called Two Sisters. They have tuna casserole, beef stroganoff, chicken pot pie.
Christy Lee
All three of my favorites.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that Daiso forever around. I'm definitely going to go over and they show. And there's a nice photograph of some of that. Some of that delicious food. Now, we also have a letter here today from Vietnam.
Chick McGee
Like right now.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
They're in Vietnam.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yeah. This is Dave.
Chick McGee
Dave in Vietnam.
Tom Griswold
Well, Dave.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
Dave typically resides in Dayton, Ohio. He's been traveling in Korea, Cambodia and Vietnam. He's on a biking trip and has been riding back roads throughout those countries. Can you imagine? No, that's.
Josh Arnold
It's got to be gorgeous.
Tom Griswold
Wow. I would be.
Chick McGee
I would be. And this is my preconceived notion. I'd be terrified and paranoid if I were biking in Vietnam. I don't know why, but I think I would. I remember I got nervous going to Tijuana.
Tom Griswold
Apparently the food is unbelievable.
Chick McGee
That's what I've heard.
Tom Griswold
Great. He goes, so I was in an old hotel in an old, old elevator. I think it had to be a hundred years old. I looked down and yes Tom, it was an Otis elevator. And as you know my rule, I'm brand loyal. If it's not an Otis, I take the stairs, he goes. I can't escape Tom's insanity even halfway around the world. Well, Dave, hope you're having a great trip.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's incredible.
Tom Griswold
In Vietnam and still listening to the show. That is so weird. It's possible to do that. But thanks again. You can reach us Bob and tom@bobandtom.com goes everywhere. Yeah, some interesting stuff to check out on on our website by the way, including our soon to be destinations for some special live shows I'll tell you about in just a second. Right now we want to talk to you about feeling great at home and feeling safe at home and keeping your stuff safe and you you safe with Simplisafe.
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Tom Griswold
Thank you Trickster. Coming up we're going to be heading to Cincinnati and then to Toledo baseball action. And we're going to be doing some cool stuff including we'll have T shirts at each event that we're going to donate the cash to the the great Cincinnati Children's Hospital and to Ronald McDonald House in Toledo. Details and all that coming up and we'll tell you what we're going to be doing and how you can join us and where we're going to be. We are right now in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.
Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Hello.
Chick McGee
Hello. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hi, Chick.
Chick McGee
Hi. There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hi there.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee at the Orange in Souls sports desk. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick. We were talking about unusual team names. I always find them fun. But we, we got a letter about a team that is apparently called the Maniacs at the home of I guess, Idaho's mental hospital. I'm not sure if that's appropriate. I guess it's meant in fun. But there are, there are a lot of comedy clubs that sort of reference, that sort of thing. Pat, you've played a few of them. Yeah, Looney Ben. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Of course, the most famous probably Schizos.
Chick McGee
I don't remember Schizo.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, the thing about Schizos is.
Chick McGee
I remember you telling me, telling me about.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they have a two drink minimum but for all of your personalities. So you can get really plastered there. You have to because you got to buy all those drinks.
Chick McGee
Do you know that schizophrenic personality, they refer to themselves as we and us.
Tom Griswold
Makes sense, things like that.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah. Okay, I guess little mental health education for you. I'm not really sure how I know that.
Tom Griswold
Believe me.
Chick McGee
Never mind.
Tom Griswold
We all need all the help we can get. I think we could certainly agree on that.
Chick McGee
What are we doing tonight? Well, I don't know. What are you doing?
Josh Arnold
What are you in the mood for? I know I am.
Greg Warren
What am I?
Chick McGee
You're the.
Tom Griswold
Well, it's time to check in with the sporting scene, which means we're going to move over to Chick Magee. At the orange and souls.com sports desk.
Chick McGee
A lot of movement over the weekend as far as NFL free agents go. It was a big time goings on. But one veteran, the mvp, he stays where he. Somebody get a hold of Christie. He gets a. He gets paid, as the kids say. National Football League MVP Josh Allen rewarded with a contract extension worth $330 million with an NFL record 250 million of it guaranteed. That makes him among the league's highest paid players. The Bills announced the agreement. Well, two people with knowledge of the deal reveal the contract's value. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity because the Bills did not release the figure first reported by ESPN. And the new contract adds two years to Allen's contract. It locks the 28 year old in through the 2030 season. So there you go, man. 250 million guarantee.
Tom Griswold
That's called getting the bag. I believe.
Christy Lee
Yeah. If he's dating someone, she better lock him down.
Josh Arnold
He's engaged.
Christy Lee
Is he? Oh, smart.
Chick McGee
They are actually dating now. Josh Allen and Haley. Whatever her name is.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You're recognizing this relationship.
Josh Arnold
I've seen pictures.
Chick McGee
You've seen pictures?
Tom Griswold
Haley Mills. She's an older woman. No, no, she's a lot older.
Christy Lee
Like his.
Chick McGee
You mean from grandmother? Original parent.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. Got to be 80 something. The boyfriend.
Chick McGee
Because if you recall, Ace has never fully recognized Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
Christy Lee
Right.
Chick McGee
You'll find out.
Tom Griswold
I just saw the headline. Haley Mills knocked up by NFL great Boy.
Josh Arnold
That's.
Tom Griswold
Whoa, that is nice. And that guy must be able to go deep. Get those. Get that scene.
Josh Arnold
He found an egg that somehow.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I didn't have a dinosaur in it.
Josh Arnold
There you go.
Tom Griswold
Who's Haley? I don't know who you're talking about.
Christy Lee
Haley.
Chick McGee
Haley Steinfeld.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I love her.
Tom Griswold
Jerry's kid.
Chick McGee
She was in. No, it's a T. It's time. She was in back with the fable Bumblebee.
Josh Arnold
She's the young girl in True Grit.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
John Wayne.
Josh Arnold
No, no.
Chick McGee
He likes it all. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. You know what, Josh and I got my hopes up. This guy was going to be a Washington football team member. But apparently after saying I'm not negotiating with the Cleveland Browns, I've had it. Well, I'm sorry. How much? Miles Garrett is staying in Cleveland. The Browns gave him a record four year contract extension. Makes the four four time all pro edge rusher. The highest paid non quarterback in NFL history. A person with knowledge of the situation. His deal includes $122.8 million guaranteed. An average annual salary of $40 million. A contract total of 204.8 million. AP Defensive Player of the Year. Miles Garrett.
Josh Arnold
Now is he single or is there a Mrs. Garrett?
Chick McGee
Girls, I never watched a second of a Facts Alive.
Christy Lee
You know I didn't lucky past that.
Tom Griswold
Would explain why I don't get the joke.
Chick McGee
Although I like Charlotte Ray a lot. But isn't she like those rusty redheads? Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is that the name of the.
Chick McGee
And that wasn't a wig by the way. Don't ever think she was wearing a. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Wig with that Miles Garrett. Sounds like a name from the old west.
Josh Arnold
It does.
Chick McGee
Levi Garrett's chewing tobacco.
Tom Griswold
You're a sheriff in Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah. You got a horse? Go get some water. From lake area.
Josh Arnold
There's a Pat Garrett.
Tom Griswold
Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wasn't Johnny Cash in that movie?
Tom Griswold
He sure was. That was John Wayne.
Chick McGee
Oh, hey, Johnny. Well, hey Duke.
Josh Arnold
You're watching Wayne and Cash.
Chick McGee
Next up, Tango and Cash.
Tom Griswold
By the way, could we find the agents that invented this guaranteed money thing? Everyone should get one of these contracts. Now I think we should hear what a great deal looking back to look.
Chick McGee
Back on your boy Kirk Cousins. He started it like 100 million guaranteed. And what for what?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but I mean what is the after the Cleveland Browns aren't. Didn't they guarantee Deshaun Watson hundreds of millions of dollars? He's not even.
Chick McGee
Oh, they'll mark my words. And I want to this notarized or whatever.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
They're going to get out of that contract. You wait and see. Listen to me now, believe me later. Hang on. Ace has a question.
Josh Arnold
Didn't they just redo it this week past week?
Chick McGee
Sean Watson? Yeah, I don't believe so because it came up last night that he was right there in the right second behind Miles Garrett is still making the most guaranteed money.
Tom Griswold
But.
Chick McGee
But thank you.
Josh Arnold
I think there should be a guarantee for the season ticket holders if you.
Chick McGee
710 went guaranteed 10 win season.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Or you start getting a little bit of money back.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I don't think that like it.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I don't think that'll happen.
Josh Arnold
You don't think they'll maybe open that up, you know.
Tom Griswold
You know that scene in the movie Broadcast News? Remember that scene where the guy says to Nicholson about cutting back his own.
Josh Arnold
Oh yeah. He goes, well, we can always cut yourself.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Sorry. I'm just kidding.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what you're not going to see that we'd like to continue with this mediocre team.
Chick McGee
And we had wide receivers moving. Are you guys aware of a Devonte Adams? Remember him?
Christy Lee
Sure, of course.
Tom Griswold
He.
Chick McGee
He went to the jets to play with his boy Aaron Rodgers. Remember that?
Tom Griswold
That's not happening anymore.
Chick McGee
No. Aaron's out of the league so far. He might show up four teams. The Vikings, the Giants, the Rams, and another one that I can't remember. But Devonte is now Los Angeles Ram. Oh, he's going to be making some. Some bucks. And DK Metcalf is now a Pittsburgh Steeler. Didn't Devonte on the Seattle Seahawks.
Tom Griswold
It wasn't. Didn't he have a crappy season with the Jets?
Chick McGee
I don't know if crappy would be a word. You know, you're only as good as your, you know, somebody getting you the ball. And is he. The guy had kind of a bumpy season until the end.
Tom Griswold
Is he the guy that had the Taco Bell commercial?
Chick McGee
Yes. Where there was a Taco Bell in his house?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's right.
Chick McGee
He liked Taco Bell so much, they put. They put one in the house.
Tom Griswold
Taco Bell's got to be pissed. This is what. This will be the third place they got to build a Taco Bell on his house.
Christy Lee
I had a bad Taco Bell incident over the weekend.
Tom Griswold
What happened?
Chick McGee
Don't you say anything about taco such thing. I've got a case of Taco Bell in my refrigerator.
Christy Lee
I love bean burritos. On Friday it was lint, right? So we can't have meat. So I go through the trout, you know, the drive through. And I get a burrito. Bean burrito. And I'm eating it and the bottom squirts bean burrito all down my coat. All over my.
Tom Griswold
Hot, hot, hot.
Chick McGee
That's so hot. Do you have pictures? Oh, my God. My God, that's hot.
Josh Arnold
After you put it in your mouth, it's squirted all over my taco B.
Tom Griswold
Here comes my sour cream.
Greg Warren
Get it in your hair.
Tom Griswold
That taco is hot. I'm sorry.
Chick McGee
I lost myself. You know what I just realized? We're not. We're not mad.
Tom Griswold
We're jackals. We're.
Chick McGee
We're actually.
Tom Griswold
I blame all this. In the time change, I can't wake up. I've got to get better coffee.
Greg Warren
What you do?
Tom Griswold
You had to clean yourself off?
Christy Lee
I had to go home and get Clorox wipes and clean my seat belt and my seats.
Tom Griswold
So there.
Josh Arnold
Wait a minute.
Tom Griswold
Hang on a second. So you're standing naked in front of your. What you say you're naked in front of the washing machine and you get locked in the house. You have to call the police.
Greg Warren
Andy lick your beans.
Tom Griswold
I think you feel like everybody's being so. I think it's time to take a break. That's all I can say. We are returning once again. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts.
Chick McGee
Oh, we got another goal last night. We'll talk about it.
Tom Griswold
And this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.
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Chick McGee
And I'm making this announcement under duress. Ace was right. Yes, they did restructure DeSean Watson's contract in Cleveland to sign Al Garrett a couple days ago. It's the second tame. How? Humility. It's the second time in the past couple months they've restructured to Sean Watson of contract. I don't know how they're why they're doing it because they should just. You weren't wearing your boot, pal. You re injured your Achilles tendon. We're cutting you is the next step. So we'll see.
Josh Arnold
But there are some who say he's the Achilles tendon of that organization.
Chick McGee
Did you know that I the stuff I don't know warehouse.
Tom Griswold
He wasn't wearing his assault shoes. I guess he's usually naked.
Chick McGee
His what?
Josh Arnold
How?
Christy Lee
See?
Tom Griswold
Assault. I don't get that desean. You know, getting the massage.
Chick McGee
Oh. Alex ovechkin scored his 886th career goal into an empty net to move nine back of Wayno in the all time NHL record. And it seems goal score.
Josh Arnold
It's going to happen.
Chick McGee
They're. They're projecting like April 10th.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I wonder if ticket sales for those games around there no matter where they.
Chick McGee
Are have already sold out my buddies in Bowling Green. The Falcons. They've hired a former Heisman Trophy winner as their new head football coach. Eddie George has agreed to a deal to become the new head coach at bgsu. Eddie, that's from the Toledo Blade. Help us, Eddie. George was one of three finalists who interviewed for the job. George has been the head coach of FCS school Tennessee State the last four seasons. He went 9 and 13 in his first two years with the program. And then a turnaround. He took Tennessee State to the FCS playoffs this past season, named coach of the year in the league, and now he's head coach of the Bowling Green Falcons. So there you go. And that brings us to stupid world record.
Tom Griswold
Do they have a bowling team?
Chick McGee
Bowling Green. You know, that refers to the. A lawn. How green the lawn is the bowling green of a lawn. Do you know that?
Tom Griswold
Sure. Of course.
Chick McGee
They used to bowl on.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, outdoors.
Chick McGee
They used to bowl outdoors until they go. You know what we need, kid? Yeah, you still can our beer. We need beers and a pin setter.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you have to be a rich weirdo, I think. But yeah, that lawn bowling cut the.
Tom Griswold
Lawn just right for the bowling tournament. Exactly.
Josh Arnold
I mean, you're exactly right.
Tom Griswold
The footman is back catching the ball after it goes.
Chick McGee
We need a beer frame. We need to go indoors. Billingsley.
Tom Griswold
Billingsley. My ball is going toward the lake.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you have to own like 70 horses. And 25 of those horses are just for hunting. I'm gonna go hunt the horses.
Chick McGee
Croquet. Any bocce ball, you guys, I played.
Josh Arnold
Croquet a couple years ago and it is fun.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
You send somebody into the woods, that's a good time. It is.
Tom Griswold
I haven't played in ages. It is fun.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
It's got a great sound.
Josh Arnold
It does.
Tom Griswold
Get a car on a mallet.
Josh Arnold
It's a very satisfying co ed.
Tom Griswold
Do you play with the boys and girls? Sure.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You ever seen Canadian croquet? It's kind of like hockey. They beat each other with the mallet. That fighting is part of the spikes breakout. Yeah. They got goons in the croquet.
Josh Arnold
You just gotta wake the boys up. You know what I mean?
Chick McGee
I think I lost croquet playing in one of the marriages. I forget which one it was.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you were no longer.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I was no longer invited.
Christy Lee
Did you have your own set and everything? Anything?
Chick McGee
I don't think so. I didn't have my own.
Tom Griswold
Should make a list of the stuff you've lost over the years. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah, let's do that. That's a great idea.
Tom Griswold
You know, friends, family.
Chick McGee
Miss another week, aren't there certain cities I did. Well, I did lose more or less a state. I lost Wisconsin in the second divorce. I can't go there anymore.
Tom Griswold
Ah, man.
Christy Lee
Yeah, That's a nice one. That's a nice day.
Chick McGee
It's interesting how ex. In laws, the. The. The reach of tendrils.
Josh Arnold
Yes, tendrils.
Chick McGee
That's what I was looking for.
Tom Griswold
The levels of hostility. I can't go to Miami, so.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, there's that.
Chick McGee
You were in here with Bob earlier. You ain't welcome no more. Oh, all right, Pat.
Tom Griswold
I'm guessing Miami. The only place you're not welcome.
Josh Arnold
Illinois. Tolls.
Tom Griswold
I gotta walk. Western Pennsylvania.
Chick McGee
I saw a report over the weekend that the toll people don't send you. They finally had a news release that the toll. They don't send you anything, an email or telling you that you owe tolls, so don't worry about it.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they just don't do it.
Tom Griswold
That's because there's a huge scam going on right now.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I get a text about once a.
Tom Griswold
Month when all of us, or most of us, when we.
Chick McGee
The.
Tom Griswold
The day we got back from our last journey to Iowa. I know four people in this building got the same email saying, oh, you didn't pay. Blah, blah, blah. Go on this line and give them your credit card and then see ya. It's fraud.
Josh Arnold
But it's also a scam that the toll people don't send you messages because all of a sudden, a year later you go to get your license and you can't, and it's because you owe a toll. Well, and you now, what was it once a $6 toll is now an $800 late fee. I hate tolls.
Tom Griswold
I have an $800 late fee for New York.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Seems to me that you're a little.
Tom Griswold
Bit close to this. Does this involve you going over the Ohio River?
Josh Arnold
It did, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've never. Half of this building heard me screaming on the phone one day, like. Like, came up to me, real concerned looking, like people walking by.
Tom Griswold
Is that because they sent it to your old address?
Chick McGee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. And they still. They wouldn't accept their responsibility of their mistake. I. I may. May blow that bridge up.
Tom Griswold
There are several. Don't specify which one.
Josh Arnold
Mine was.
Tom Griswold
Mine was my mistake. I ignored the. You know, I ignored all the.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you did?
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I never got anything.
Chick McGee
We got the. When my daughter lived in Chicago, we got the. Some Kind of doodad you lay in your. In your windshield.
Josh Arnold
Smart.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah. And you just.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Easy pass.
Chick McGee
Easy pass. Sees you.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Right this way.
Josh Arnold
Quite honestly, the tolls have gotten a lot easier.
Chick McGee
You blow right through it.
Josh Arnold
Cuz you do. Just go right through.
Tom Griswold
What should I. But I did have one going into Chicago. I can't figure out why you have to stop three times. Can't they just have one? That's true. What's the real waste of time and energy?
Chick McGee
Isn't the skyway toll like 15 bucks.
Christy Lee
Now it's 7:51 way, I think. And then 750 on the way back.
Tom Griswold
Why not then just double it so you only have to do it one direction.
Christy Lee
What if you don't come back?
Tom Griswold
Then too bad. Then you're helping the society by getting rid of your money you don't need. Ridiculous.
Chick McGee
Isn't the skyway perpetually under control? Yeah, because they get to the end, they got to go back to the start again.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, that'll happen. I.
Josh Arnold
The George Washington. George Washington bridge is like $17. Or at least was when I crossed.
Tom Griswold
It's crazy.
Josh Arnold
And I know that thing's paid off.
Tom Griswold
It's been paid off for years. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it sure has.
Tom Griswold
Well, but they got to maintain it because remember, if it wasn't there, you'd be waiting for the ferry for three days. Wow.
Chick McGee
You know, the. The side you pick to defend sometimes are really puzzling. Well, if the bridges that they were unfairly charging you.
Tom Griswold
I have. I have walked across the Georg in Canada. I've walked across the George Washington Bridge.
Chick McGee
Well, good for you. Everyone's good. Everyone's happy for you.
Tom Griswold
The Sun Parade. Well, it was. No, but I'll tell you what it was.
Chick McGee
You know what the rich do on a Sunday parade? We walk the gw.
Tom Griswold
Yes, it was a rain. Halfway through, there was a glorious sodomy. No, it was years ago. But.
Chick McGee
Is that what you're telling me?
Tom Griswold
There were. In the sidewalk. There were gigantic holes in it that you could almost fall through. I bet they. I'm glad they're. They're cleaning it up. So why did you walk it?
Josh Arnold
It couldn't have been peaceful.
Tom Griswold
I. When I was a freshman in college.
Chick McGee
Were you with someone who said, please, you need to get out of this?
Tom Griswold
In New York City, I was part of. I was part of an organization. We would take local kids and we did all of the sites. We did the Statue of Liberty.
Josh Arnold
That's a great way to see the city.
Chick McGee
That's the GR Society. The guilty rich. Yeah. I remember that.
Tom Griswold
Oh, ye.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, oh, boy. I don't.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's what it was.
Chick McGee
All this poison. We're ejecting.
Tom Griswold
I really can't. We must walk the children today.
Josh Arnold
Once a week, I take a child to get a soda.
Chick McGee
You should see the way his eyes just.
Tom Griswold
I feel better about myself now. Children. Nowhere going now. You'll notice. They'll let me in. You'll be out here with Throther. Ruffians. Would you like an ice cream cone?
Chick McGee
Welcome to the Guilty Rich meeting. Our president, Tom Griswold.
Tom Griswold
As you can.
Josh Arnold
This is the outside of the Russian Tea Room. Be going outside, he comes out with a toothpick. Oh, that was wonderful.
Chick McGee
Delicious.
Tom Griswold
This is the Statue of Liberty.
Chick McGee
Let me tell you about it, Mike.
Tom Griswold
Liberty primarily for me. I just walked the Brooklyn Bridge a couple years ago.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Josh Arnold
Is that comfortable to walk?
Tom Griswold
No, because there are too many people on bicycles. They shouldn't let them on there. Do you agree, Christie?
Christy Lee
There were a lot of people on that bridge.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You're trying to walk peacefully and people are flying by on bikes.
Christy Lee
Yes, it's very popular, but, yeah, I've.
Tom Griswold
Done it a few times. In any event, we're talking about tolls.
Chick McGee
And the toll that life takes and the.
Tom Griswold
Howard, our spring forward, you were talking about Bowling Green. Yes, and Bowling Green University.
Chick McGee
The Falcons.
Tom Griswold
Did you know if you're a student at Bowling Green, you can rent shoes anywhere on campus?
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Tom Griswold
How about that?
Josh Arnold
Isn't that nice?
Tom Griswold
Anywhere.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
You go in the cafeteria. I'd like a size size 12, please.
Chick McGee
Something tells me.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, people used to bowl outside. They used to go to the bathroom outside.
Tom Griswold
They did?
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You've never been to Flushing Meadows.
Tom Griswold
Very nice.
Josh Arnold
That's where that came from.
Chick McGee
Bowling and Flushing. Flushing and bowling.
Tom Griswold
Well, coming up, we have a name from Japan that will fit in right in with this story. Oh, as a matter of fact. Now, we'll move on for our world record in just a few minutes because right now we got to talk about those great earbuds.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
I'll remind you once again, we're going to be in Cincinnati, actually will technically be in Covington, Kentucky at Smoke justice Restaurant Thursday morning, March 27th. Special edition of this show brought to you by Field of Dreams Whiskey Company. The next day we're going to be celebrating the great Toledo Mud Hens Glass City Center. You can join us. We're going to have some special T shirts we're selling to benefit the Cincinnati Children's Hospital, one of the great hospitals in America. And when we're in Toledo, we're going to be donating the money to the great Ronald McDonald House. These special shirts, we'll have them posted in a couple of days probably so you can see what they look like. They're just for fun. Do something nice while we're there. We're happy to do it and we hope to see you there. Right now, I'll remind you, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
I'm ready for my life to change.
Tom Griswold
ABC Sundays.
Greg Warren
American Idol is all new.
Tom Griswold
Give it your all. Good luck.
Chick McGee
Come out with the golden tickets.
Tom Griswold
It let's hear it.
Chick McGee
This is a man's world.
Tom Griswold
I've never seen anything like it.
Greg Warren
And a new chapter begins.
Tom Griswold
Carrie Underwood joins Lionel Richie, Luke Bryant and Ryan Seacrest on American Idol News Sundays, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
No idea. How would I know?
Chick McGee
Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and you know, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom.
Josh Arnold
It's dentist day for me. Trickster.
Chick McGee
Oh, nice.
Tom Griswold
Getting a cleaning.
Chick McGee
Yes, yes.
Tom Griswold
A prophylaxis.
Chick McGee
We have the. We have the same dentist, correct?
Josh Arnold
We do.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I believe Godwin does, too.
Christy Lee
You get the giggle juice.
Tom Griswold
He's the best.
Josh Arnold
No, no, I have at it.
Greg Warren
I do.
Tom Griswold
Isn't that called a prophylaxis?
Josh Arnold
What? The. The cleaning, the scaling.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's where they put rubber on your teeth.
Tom Griswold
Okay, maybe not.
Christy Lee
A condom in your mouth. What are you talking.
Tom Griswold
You ever been there, Christy? You know what I'm saying?
Josh Arnold
That's got to be terrible, doesn't it, right?
Chick McGee
Condom in your mouth.
Josh Arnold
You know what I mean?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Who came up with that?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Wear a condom when you're. Yeah. Come on.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. What are you doing?
Tom Griswold
Didn't they come out with a. Didn't they come out. Didn't they come out with a brand that was flavored, called condiments?
Josh Arnold
They.
Tom Griswold
Mustard. Ketchup in my mouth. I didn't think you'd be minty. Fresh sweet relish, mayonnaise, honey mustard.
Chick McGee
That'd be good.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry. Where were we? Oh, I know. I think we were about to go back over to the Originsouls.com sports desk, where Chick McGee is, in Scots.
Josh Arnold
The.
Chick McGee
World'S oldest female barber. She's 108 and has no intention of quitting anytime soon.
Josh Arnold
Well, please do, because her name.
Tom Griswold
I. I had someone that. My. One of my Japanese friends translate this for me. Go ahead. Oh, no.
Chick McGee
What did you just say?
Tom Griswold
Oh, keep going. You got. I'm just.
Chick McGee
No, no, I know what's coming up, but what did you just say?
Tom Griswold
The name of her barbershop. I had a friend of mine.
Chick McGee
Her last name is Hakashi. A h A KO O K O I. S H I.
Tom Griswold
What's her first name?
Chick McGee
Hako. Hakoishi. I guess it is her first name. For you to get to it, it's spelled yes. S H I. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
All right, all right.
Chick McGee
T, S U I.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Chick McGee
You do it like the dog.
Josh Arnold
The shih tzu.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. Shih Tzui.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You folks at home and in your cars can pronounce it the way you'd like.
Josh Arnold
I'll take the chomp.
Chick McGee
Her hair cutting spans nine decades, and she vows to continue cutting hair until she's at least 110.
Josh Arnold
Oy.
Chick McGee
It's another two years.
Tom Griswold
The name of her shop translates to bleeding cuts. She misses the old days when she used to be considered a surgeon and Go in for a quick bleeding.
Josh Arnold
So all the color.
Tom Griswold
The Barber of Seville. Do you ever get that when you're going to the salon? Josh, you ever get that brush, you know, where the, you know, your stylist kind of inadvertently brushes her with your boob?
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I like that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that happens with her. Except she hits your ankle.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Gravity is old down there. She's almost 110. Right, right.
Chick McGee
She's 108 is another way to say it. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
She attributes her long life to not living in Hiroshima. That's that.
Josh Arnold
I bet. Did help.
Chick McGee
Now, do you think he saw this story?
Josh Arnold
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
Chick McGee
Yeah. You think he saw this story? He goes, oh, I've got a joke for that. Is that what you did? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The main thing was, do I. Do I pick Hiroshima and Nagasaki? I neither. Oh, I'm sorry. It was my fault.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's the way to look at it. Right, right. I forgot when I invaded Pearl Harbor. Sorry. The winds of war have left the building. Would you.
Josh Arnold
Would you go to this lady? I mean, she must still be.
Chick McGee
Of course not.
Josh Arnold
She must still be doing a decent job.
Tom Griswold
I could do a fade if you'd like.
Chick McGee
I do need a haircut, though.
Tom Griswold
I have a friend who you all know.
Chick McGee
Actually, I don't want to know about you or any of your friends, okay? Hiroshima mentioner.
Tom Griswold
He. He would actually travel specifically to have this old guy cut his hair. Because the poor guy. You know how he kind of. You sort of become his only friend and he. So he'd make. And then he would. After getting this guy to cut his hair, he'd go get. Go to a salon and get it fixed. Oh.
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
That's ridiculous.
Christy Lee
I mean, that is really sad.
Josh Arnold
It's true.
Tom Griswold
But I mean, you know, the old man, he. It was. It was for a chance. This sounds like.
Josh Arnold
I'd like to talk to the old man.
Tom Griswold
Plot to a movie.
Chick McGee
I wish.
Josh Arnold
He knows I'm retired.
Chick McGee
I'm proud to say I did not hear a word he said.
Josh Arnold
Oh, dude, you. You would have been upset.
Tom Griswold
It's the kind of thing. It's the kind of thing a decent human being like Christie would do.
Josh Arnold
No, no. Bother people. No.
Tom Griswold
If you had someone that. That I'll bother you. That you were their only contact and they were so happy to see you.
Josh Arnold
We don't know that's the case. That's what your friend says.
Tom Griswold
They could have a thing going on.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's it. You know, that isn't gel in his hair. It's seed from the old man. Okay. Is that gonna make you happy now?
Chick McGee
I'm still not paying attention. I'm way deep into X right now. And on Twitter, checking my tweets.
Tom Griswold
Okay, good. Anyway. The world's oldest female barber, and she's in Japan. Kind of a fun story.
Josh Arnold
Another bulkhead noticing.
Chick McGee
And her secret to life is not growing up in Hiroshima among many.
Tom Griswold
Or Nagasak Notice. Notice. A.
Josh Arnold
Another mo.
Tom Griswold
I'll tell you what. The photograph. The photograph of her. I swear to God, it looks like she's cutting this man's ear off. Josh.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I want to take the scissors that she is holding. You could cut a bush with. Look at the size of those scissors. My God. How old does she look? Oh, she looks a thousand.
Chick McGee
You can't tell what sex she is. I know that.
Tom Griswold
She's still got it, though.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I. I don't know what dynasty she's from. She is ancient.
Tom Griswold
Well, good for her.
Chick McGee
She might have known Chiang Kai Shek.
Josh Arnold
She was.
Tom Griswold
She got his hair.
Josh Arnold
She was there when the wall was halfway done.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
By the way, that's China, right?
Josh Arnold
Right.
Chick McGee
Leave us alone.
Josh Arnold
The Great Wall of China.
Chick McGee
You can do her own. We can do this.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I see. Just one giant culture. Okay. Sorry. Is that sports?
Chick McGee
Is it sport? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Thank you.
Christy Lee
Kind of a sports story. I didn't give it to you, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's a bulletin. Just.
Christy Lee
It's. It's. A former Olympic snowboarder has been added to the FBI's list of 10 most wanted fugitives.
Chick McGee
Really?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's wanted for. He's. What is he now?
Christy Lee
He's a fugitive.
Tom Griswold
A fugitive?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Production. Sorry. I just love that music. There you go.
Chick McGee
Maybe they should have used this for the Fugitive.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Try it again. Try the. Try the voice.
Tom Griswold
Starring David Jansen as the fugitive. A little bit of Eddie Van Halen. Eddie Van Halen. Halen. David Jansen. I like that guitar part.
Chick McGee
Isn't this your favorite Van Halen song? Just be honest. It's okay. There's no Dave. But, you know. I know you get a lot of blowback on that.
Tom Griswold
I'm a huge fan of both versions of that band.
Chick McGee
Really?
Tom Griswold
I. I love. I saw them both. I saw him with Sammy. I saw him with Dave.
Josh Arnold
One could argue this is a bit derivative.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Josh Arnold
I love it. Yeah. For my money, this is excellent.
Tom Griswold
Sammy Hagar can do nonsense syllables better than anybody. Great singer. So unbelievable.
Chick McGee
Have you seen. Isn't there a live video of a live performance of this? Pretty good where they're walking on the stage together. Remember that?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Doing that.
Christy Lee
I do remember that.
Chick McGee
All right. Fun times over.
Greg Warren
That's good.
Christy Lee
That was fun.
Josh Arnold
That is good.
Tom Griswold
Good.
Chick McGee
Wasn't that fun?
Christy Lee
This isn't fun. 43 year old Ryan wedding wanted for allegedly running a transnational drug trafficking network.
Chick McGee
Tom.
Christy Lee
He's a fugitive Canadian national whose aliases including El Jaffee, giant, public enemy, El Jefe. El Jefe means the boss. James Conrad King and Jesse King.
Chick McGee
El Jaffe used to work Mad magazine cartoons for mad magazine.
Tom Griswold
This is el hefe. This is. This guy was a world class snowboarder. Now he's a. Yeah. Accused murderer.
Christy Lee
Accused of orchestrating multiple murders. Tom.
Chick McGee
It seems to me like he's a.
Josh Arnold
Jack of all trades.
Christy Lee
Officials are offering a 10 million dollar reward for information leading to Mr. Wedding's arrest and or conviction.
Tom Griswold
He's on the most most wanted list though.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Whoa. Doesn't most wanted wedding sound like a game show With Nikki Glaser as your host? Welcome to most wanted wedding with Nikki Glazer.
Chick McGee
We don't know if the bride's gonna show up or not. Yeah, she's on the ten most wanted females.
Christy Lee
Wedding went from shredding powder on the slopes at the Olympics to distributing powder cocaine on the streets of u. S. Cities and in his native.
Chick McGee
Oh, is that what they're doing?
Tom Griswold
Okay, what do you write?
Christy Lee
Yes, they think he's living in Mexico. That would make sense. But they're not sure. They've not ruled out his presence in United States, Canada, Colombia, Honduras, Guatemala, Costa Rica or elsewhere.
Tom Griswold
You mean Guatemala? Guatemala. G. Sounds like a. I don't like problems. Poor guy can't snowboard though. If he's living in any of those places.
Christy Lee
Nope.
Tom Griswold
Look for him.
Josh Arnold
The poor guy. Yeah.
Chick McGee
As much as I was kidding around him being a well rounded personality, he's.
Josh Arnold
Worried the guy can't hit the slopes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'd feel really about it if he was a skier. The fact that he's a snowboarder, he'd. Drops in value in my mind.
Chick McGee
Look this up. Didn't. Didn't Bundy ski? I think he did, didn't he?
Tom Griswold
I don't think so.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. Wow, I didn't know that.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, I think he did.
Tom Griswold
If you're just joining us, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom program and I look over that way and I see. Is that Christy Lee? I think it is. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Happy to be here. And a court in India ordered a movie theater chain to pay for the mental agony of showing too many ads. According to NBC News, a man sued the PVR movie theater after being forced to endure nearly half an hour of what he called trailers, advertisements and other fillers before his movie agony. The guy said the delay caused him to miss other arrangements and appointments, resulting in losses which cannot be calculated in terms of money and or compensation. He demanded nearly $570 in compensatory damages. 60 for mental agony.
Tom Griswold
How much is that in rupees?
Christy Lee
I don't know. I don't have the rupees.
Chick McGee
Wherever the money's coming from, I don't think they got it, though.
Josh Arnold
How much? Should just throw this guy in the Ganges.
Christy Lee
The court ruled in his favor.
Josh Arnold
That's ridiculous.
Christy Lee
Ordered the chain to pay the plaintiff $320 in damages and $1,150 in regulatory fines.
Chick McGee
Boom shakalaka.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, doesn't everyone know at this.
Christy Lee
Point that you add on 20 minutes right off the bat?
Tom Griswold
I kind of like it. I like it, too. I like getting there early. I'm with.
Chick McGee
I love trailers.
Tom Griswold
I like getting there early.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Getting the popcorn. Getting. Getting organized.
Chick McGee
I like going up. Gun. You got it cleaned out yet? Can I go? Sit down.
Greg Warren
Come on.
Chick McGee
Yeah, hurry up, dude.
Tom Griswold
Now, Josh, of course. Josh, of course, worked in a movie theater for many years.
Josh Arnold
I was in the cinema business.
Chick McGee
Yes, that's right. He was in the film business.
Tom Griswold
If they're gonna sue him for anything, it should be the sticky floors. I think much more so than delaying the movie. Wasn't there some state that was. Some legislators wanted.
Chick McGee
I don't think the floors are that sticky anymore.
Josh Arnold
Some legislator wants to. So the actual move. The movie will start at 6:18. Even though it says 6:00. That's what that guy said.
Tom Griswold
Don't you hate that when you're in the movie, then all of a sudden people are getting in front of you, they're walking in late.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. It's awful. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
On the other hand, you ever finish your popcorn before the movie even starts?
Christy Lee
Oh, every time. What are you talking about? Yeah, but that's why you get the big bucket refill free.
Tom Griswold
I think the word agony may be overstating it. Maybe annoyed.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You know, agony is. Agony is when the bombs are dropping from the sky. Annoyances. The movies. Well, no, I think we're getting some perspective, sir.
Josh Arnold
You were mildly inconvenient.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yes. You weren't living in Gaza trying To get cable when the bomb hit the playroom. Sorry. I'm just saying.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Did you get to the movies early?
Christy Lee
I do. I like the trailers, too. I'm a big.
Tom Griswold
What. What is a. What does Andy get to eat?
Christy Lee
We just get popcorn. That's it.
Chick McGee
And. And. Go ahead, tell. Tell the whole world how you eat.
Christy Lee
Your popcorn with nothing on it.
Chick McGee
I will strangle you.
Tom Griswold
You don't like that liquid fake butter.
Christy Lee
No, I don't.
Chick McGee
I actually.
Christy Lee
And then he gets those. What are those called? Slushy things.
Josh Arnold
I'm with you, chick. Butter flavored topping is better than the real butter.
Chick McGee
That's exactly right.
Tom Griswold
He gets what?
Christy Lee
He gets the icy.
Tom Griswold
Was he 12?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Let the man enjoy himself.
Chick McGee
That's. That's.
Tom Griswold
Hey, look.
Chick McGee
No, Mad.
Tom Griswold
It's one of his. One of his few moments.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, look, there's a movie starting. Christy can't talk for an hour.
Josh Arnold
Here, honey. More taffy.
Christy Lee
Watch me not talk for the next hour.
Tom Griswold
That was pretty funny.
Chick McGee
When I like the record to show that. Well, evidently chick upset Christmas at some point. No, it was you.
Tom Griswold
And I didn't. I didn't mean an hour. I meant an hour and a half, at least. I'm kind of with Tom on this one.
Josh Arnold
Don't all women talk in movies? Yep.
Christy Lee
Not just women.
Tom Griswold
What's this guy doing?
Christy Lee
Men will do it, too.
Tom Griswold
Who's that?
Christy Lee
What? What are they doing here? Oh, I used to go there.
Chick McGee
I thought he was killed earlier. I thought they killed him.
Christy Lee
Confused.
Chick McGee
Is that his twin? And can we. By the way, I watch, like, two or three movies over the weekend, and there was a. Can we stop having the characters look so. Like, there was a brun. There was a brunette lady and another brunette lady, and they both looked exactly alike to me. And one of them got killed and one of them didn't. And I was totally wrong in the whole thing.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
And then it's even worse for guys. It's like, who's the guy with the beard?
Christy Lee
And, yeah, you're right.
Chick McGee
There's another guy with the beard.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it's like, oh, Anne Hathaway and Anna Kendrick are in this.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'll never know. It may as well be Haley Mills.
Tom Griswold
By the way, let's let the record show. Second Haley Mills reference today. The only ones made in any media worldwide.
Christy Lee
Is anybody watching Running Point? Are you watching that at all?
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's about Jeannie Buss.
Christy Lee
Yeah. With Kate Hudson.
Chick McGee
No, I don't care for the Kate Hudson.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
I saw that and I went, nope, I'm Enjoying it.
Christy Lee
It's an effective light and fun.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. It's a comedy version of. Of the Bus Family and.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Genie taking over and firing her brothers.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I don't know. Is it. Is it funny?
Christy Lee
Sometimes. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I don't like the half hour format, by the way. I'm getting away from it.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you're away from that.
Chick McGee
I'm away from it. I like the 40. If it's not 44 minutes. 44 to 47 minutes. You give me 26. 27. I'm not watching.
Tom Griswold
I completely disagree. Agree.
Christy Lee
I'm with Tom.
Chick McGee
That's why I still haven't watched the latest season of the bear. 26 minutes.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
No. Not doing well.
Christy Lee
That's not the reason.
Josh Arnold
Spoiler alert. They probably yell.
Tom Griswold
Spoiler alert. His hands are in his hair a lot.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, let's yell and cuss a lot about an effing sandwich. That show is a lot of nothing.
Tom Griswold
First season's very good. Oh, yeah. We're the guy. We're the guy. Guy poisons the kids. I don't think so.
Chick McGee
No. He gave him Xanax.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, gee. The great idea.
Josh Arnold
And we all know that's how Xanax works a little bit. Gets into some punch and all of a sudden they all sleep.
Greg Warren
Sleep. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I know for a Big Bang Theory. I know for a fact that's not how it works.
Christy Lee
Really?
Tom Griswold
Well, I think it's about time that we dusted ourselves off and noted that.
Chick McGee
Let's start all over again.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we're going to be hitting the road.
Josh Arnold
I hate the Bear.
Tom Griswold
Looking forward to it. That became very clear so far.
Chick McGee
Please. You've based this on hearing about it too much and seeing the people in it. You're like, no, I hate this show.
Josh Arnold
No, no, I remember I. I watched the first six episodes or whatever. I really did.
Chick McGee
I don't remember that. Yeah, because what. What I just described is something I do.
Josh Arnold
No, no, that's what I did with Ted Lasso.
Chick McGee
Oh. Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
But it's Anthony Bourdain story, basically. Really?
Josh Arnold
Well, I hope it ends the same way.
Tom Griswold
Nicely done. That is really sad. That makes my Hiroshima joke look relatively kind. Where was I saying, oh, I know we got something up and running and it's a shot at a million bucks. It involves our friends at Orange Insoles and picking those great basketball games coming up. We're calling it Basketball Mayhem Brackets Contest. So I'll give you the details soon when we get it all organized. But keep in mind, get it. Get your. Your brain in order. To pick those great. Those great games, you could win yourself a million bucks. Are you kidding me? We'll find out all the details coming up right now. I'll remind you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and West sales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
Often you have your friends over. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
All I know is I walk in the last. All here is. And Andy was taking up all of my side of the bed.
Christy Lee
Did not say that.
Tom Griswold
You did.
Christy Lee
I said between Andy and the two dogs, I had very little room on the bed last night. Yes, I'll admit that. And it goes the other way sometimes for.
Tom Griswold
For him.
Chick McGee
Who else had the under?
Tom Griswold
Is this me? Anybody?
Chick McGee
Me and Pat had the under.
Christy Lee
We're very happy.
Tom Griswold
We have the dogs in the bed.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
No, no, no, no, no.
Christy Lee
I know, I know.
Tom Griswold
Andy's. You know, I still think.
Chick McGee
I still think a dog wrote this article. But the dog said we live seven years longer if we get to sleep with our owners. I am not buying it.
Christy Lee
My little dog yesterday turned 7 years old. Leo.
Chick McGee
Oh, seven.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
That's nothing.
Christy Lee
Now that.
Chick McGee
No, no, Monkey, I'll give you the keys.
Tom Griswold
Would you go wash my car?
Chick McGee
Monkey's 11 and a half. That's the one that won't be long.
Tom Griswold
Ace, cut it out.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
All right. Geez. Let me. Let's do something positive here. What? Well, I'll identify everyone.
Chick McGee
No, you got to go over and touch her, make sure she's all right.
Josh Arnold
Got a lot of tiny mirrors laying around.
Tom Griswold
What is going on with today's show?
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Josh Arnold
I don't start with Hiroshima.
Chick McGee
I blame you if you haven't come home from work and found a dead dog. It's just not. It's really something you need to go through.
Tom Griswold
Trying my best.
Chick McGee
It really is.
Tom Griswold
Okay, let's.
Chick McGee
Tom, that's had to have happened to you.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God.
Chick McGee
I think it's a Time change.
Tom Griswold
I'm done with this topic. We're moving on. I'll identify everyone for the police record from the orange insoles sports desk. For now. That's Chick McGee.
Chick McGee
That is threat, my friend.
Tom Griswold
Orange and souls.com about to bring you the million dollar challeng. We'll get to that later.
Josh Arnold
Million dollars.
Tom Griswold
You'll find out what it's all about. Christy Lee right now is ensconced. Is that a good word for this? Sure. Or she's. She's hovering over the chair.
Christy Lee
Hover. Public restrooms.
Tom Griswold
That isn't just any chair. That's the Silac Insurance news desk chair.
Chick McGee
Bald eagles had their chicks.
Christy Lee
I know. Did you see them?
Chick McGee
Jackie and Shadow.
Christy Lee
But there's a third one. Is not. It's not opened up yet.
Josh Arnold
What bald eagles are these?
Tom Griswold
They're on one of those cameras.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Celebrity bald eagles. Welcome. Third ch.
Christy Lee
Oh, they did get the third one.
Chick McGee
Thank you. Thank you very much. Jackie and Shadow, proud parents of three eaglets.
Christy Lee
Oh good.
Chick McGee
Final egg belonging to Jackie and Shadow hatched on camera at California's San Bernardino Natural Forest. Exciting moment for loyal viewers.
Christy Lee
And I believe I've been watching it.
Chick McGee
Pat Godwin has a bird song about this. About eaglets.
Josh Arnold
Eagles are fine.
Tom Griswold
Right?
Josh Arnold
This isn't like an eaglets.
Christy Lee
This particular pair hadn't had a successful hatching for three or four years. So it's a big deal.
Chick McGee
Evidently Jackie was taking way too much. Too much room in the nest.
Christy Lee
And Shadow.
Josh Arnold
Jackie says she's just happy because she can have sushi again.
Chick McGee
That's right. Because you're not supposed to eat sushi when you're pregnant.
Josh Arnold
When you have your eggs.
Tom Griswold
Oh yeah. Now my thoughts.
Josh Arnold
I've had anything.
Tom Griswold
That was our eagle update.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's very interesting.
Tom Griswold
So baby eagles are eaglets. Did you know that baby owls are called owlets?
Josh Arnold
I did. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And that when they get wet they're moist outlets.
Josh Arnold
That is very good.
Christy Lee
Don't you have an eagle? Saw.
Chick McGee
It is really wonderfully silly is what that is.
Tom Griswold
Okay, now we are going to return to the news desk and what have you got over there at the Silac Insurance news desk?
Christy Lee
A video of a humanoid robot apparently disturbing to viewers across the Internet.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Christy Lee
Live science reports. The lifelike yet faceless humanoid robot dubbed the proto clone.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
From Polish startup clone robotics features anatomically accurate musculature and bone structure. A video of the proto clone has gone. Proto clone has gone viral showing the robot twitching to life as it hangs from the ceiling.
Chick McGee
Weird.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's it's really creepy.
Christy Lee
That's you. You users reacted with horror at the robot with one writing. Can you just draw a smiley face on the head, please? I don't know. Do we have a picture of protocol?
Tom Griswold
It's super creepy.
Chick McGee
Yeah, the. The. The veining, I guess, and the.
Josh Arnold
Oh, it's vascular.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, odd.
Chick McGee
It's creepy looking.
Tom Griswold
Why would they hang it from the ceiling?
Josh Arnold
I don't know that it can do that or.
Tom Griswold
I mean.
Christy Lee
And twitching.
Tom Griswold
Eek. Yeah, yeah, they're. It's terrifying. But they have no face, so.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, but kind of a skullish, like, it has, like, zygo. It has cheekbones kind of.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's got a head and. Yeah, you can.
Josh Arnold
It's weird.
Tom Griswold
It just proves that once these things become sessioned, they will come for our heads.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Clearly.
Josh Arnold
They're gonna deface us.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Christy Lee
So they can have faces.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Oh, yeah. They'll take our faces.
Chick McGee
Oh, that's what they want. They have our brain. Their brains are better than ours.
Tom Griswold
They just need a face, these guys. And where'd you say this company was based?
Christy Lee
Poland.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
I noticed that the charging device goes in the butt in the bot.
Chick McGee
No, no, no, no.
Josh Arnold
I mean, wouldn't you do that, though?
Chick McGee
What night did the robots bowl? Is the remark.
Tom Griswold
That's the joke.
Chick McGee
You don't.
Tom Griswold
Don't you think it's a joke, though? You would put the charger there. There just to kind of humiliate them a little bit.
Christy Lee
You would.
Josh Arnold
There's a real disaster at the Polish robot factory.
Chick McGee
There's this British series.
Josh Arnold
They've showered them.
Chick McGee
There's a British series I'm trying to watch called Humans, and it's about these synthetic robots that people, they. They bring them into their home to give their, you know, then their maids and the chauffeurs and everything. But they look exactly like. I think I saw that. Human beings.
Tom Griswold
It.
Chick McGee
Thanks, ace. And their off button is on their chin, so if they start acting up, somebody goes up. Hang on. Click. Oh, that'd be good if we could use that. And we had that here. I had that here. You just touch my chin and I'd shut up, you know, that'd be all right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Or would you rather have it in the butt?
Chick McGee
No, I don't want to.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I'll have it in the butt.
Tom Griswold
And you're off switches back there. Okay. I'm sorry. What else have you. God.
Christy Lee
Christie. Viral video out there of a man in China who needed emergency Surgery after his excessive nose picking caused a ruptured facial artery.
Tom Griswold
Sick.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it's sick. The unnamed man in Xiaoyang City picked his nose incessantly until his picking triggered a serious nosebleed that could not be stopped.
Chick McGee
Pick me a winner.
Christy Lee
Went to the local hospital where doctors diagnosed him with a ruptured artery and operated on him to repair the damage.
Tom Griswold
God.
Christy Lee
The man's wife filmed the entire hospital experience and posted it online.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thanks, honey.
Chick McGee
Thanks, Dolores.
Tom Griswold
These are really, really great.
Chick McGee
Way to go, Blanche. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The good news. You never had to take snacks. We didn't have to buy him at the movie theater. He just. I brought my own.
Christy Lee
Oh, God.
Tom Griswold
Gross. This was predicted in 1500s.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, by Nostradamus. Are we gonna allow that?
Josh Arnold
No, I gotta ask the judge.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute. Do we have judges in a review board?
Tom Griswold
It was predicted in the 1500s by Nostril Thomas. Oh, you know what?
Josh Arnold
I appreciated the tag.
Chick McGee
The tag saved it.
Tom Griswold
Well, better the second time.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. It's the perseverance I respected.
Tom Griswold
I think it's funny that his wife would post this incredibly embarrassing thing maybe to go out.
Josh Arnold
I. I told you to stop picking your nose. It's so gross. You know, now I'm letting the world see.
Christy Lee
Maybe that's what she did.
Chick McGee
My doctor has told me, because I'm on some kind of blood thinning or blood slicking medicine. And I told my doctor what medicine I was on, and he goes, oh, yeah, that's the medicine where if you're out in the backyard and you're throwing baseball with the kids and it hits you in the nose and you start a nosebleed, you just get in the car and go to the emergency room. Cause it's not gonna stop.
Tom Griswold
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Good luck.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you.
Christy Lee
Good thing you're not playing catch with the kids.
Chick McGee
Good thing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's what they're going with. A soldering iron.
Josh Arnold
And they've done that.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they've done that. They put a thing in your nose and it afflates. Inflates a balloon, and it's up in your head and they. Is it working yet? You know, stuff like that. To get. To get it to stop.
Tom Griswold
Yikes. Okay.
Chick McGee
And there is some cauterization, of course. Incredibly painful, But I don't care. I'm tough.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Coming up, we're going to find out about. We get the story every now and then about. Should you be playing music if you're a pregnant lady? Should be playing music right there on your belly I always heard that was.
Josh Arnold
Good for the fetus.
Tom Griswold
We have a new study about that. We have the question, is that a bear in my backyard? Coming up. Also cool news out of NASA involving the voyager. Oh, it's very, very cool. I think you're really gonna like it. Plus, we have the. The Lent menu. Christie, I know that you're celebrating Lent as much as one can. Have you given anything?
Christy Lee
No, I haven't.
Tom Griswold
There's still time.
Christy Lee
I know.
Tom Griswold
Okay. All right.
Christy Lee
What should I give up?
Tom Griswold
Oh, we'll. Should we have a reader's poll?
Chick McGee
No, no, I think. I think Hope's going to be number one.
Tom Griswold
Very nice.
Christy Lee
I did it a long time time ago.
Tom Griswold
What you can eat.
Chick McGee
I don't see you at the meetings.
Tom Griswold
What you can eat for Lent. Coming up, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.
Tom Griswold
No Contest Wrestling, where O'Shea Jackson Jr. And TJ Jefferson bring their hot takes with the biggest names in the game.
Chick McGee
Ladies and gentlemen, Broad Breaker.
Tom Griswold
Welcome to my aspirations in life.
Chick McGee
I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.
Tom Griswold
The prodigy Roxanne Perez.
Chick McGee
I gotta talk about the Hugger cosplay.
Christy Lee
I mean, it was perfect, wasn't it, Louisiana?
Chick McGee
What am I doing here?
Greg Warren
This point I can retire.
Tom Griswold
See, everybody? The no Contest Wrestling Podcast, part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Thank you.
Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
I'll admit, that was somewhat, somewhat disjointed.
Christy Lee
I was laughing at Pat actually wasn't listening to you.
Tom Griswold
Finally, someone's laughing at.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin. And don't forget, that new album's out.
Christy Lee
He can't stop staring at the fact that it's number one.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Chick McGee
Ace Cosby's still here.
Josh Arnold
We're proud of you, Pat.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick at the Orange Insole sports desk.
Tom Griswold
That's right. Thank you very much. I will remind everybody to check it out@orangeinsouls.com Coming up. It's a special million dollar contest there. And we're referencing. By the way, Mr. Godwin's album is called Hotel Pool. It was released on Friday. Yeah. Thursday. And it's out there in the ether. And you can download it, listen to some great songs. And it was number one on two different charts over the weekend.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's great news. Thank you. Now, did you know that they have.
Chick McGee
Like music players and TV players. Video player in refrigerators now.
Josh Arnold
No kidding.
Chick McGee
So you can download Pat's album to your refrigerator.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Why would you do that if you're in the kitchen? And great albums.
Chick McGee
Maybe you're in.
Christy Lee
Do that. But they have them in your fridge so you can watch things while you're making, like a recipe.
Chick McGee
You're in the kit. You're in the kitchen.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Wait a second. So you'll have to leave the door to the fridge open.
Christy Lee
No, it's on the outside, you tool.
Chick McGee
No, you idiot. Why would they put it inside the refrigerator?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. It's dumb.
Chick McGee
That's where the food goes.
Tom Griswold
You're. You're.
Christy Lee
You actually know someone that has this?
Chick McGee
Of course he does.
Tom Griswold
I have a radio in my.
Chick McGee
He probably has it.
Tom Griswold
That's possible.
Chick McGee
Hey, and by the way, I got a bone to pick about refrigerators.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
My. I love my new refrigerator. I'm not sure. I'm not going to say what brand name it is, but the ice maker has stopped making ice. Oh, and there's nothing wrong with refrigerator.
Tom Griswold
You gotta put water.
Christy Lee
Is your water line blocked?
Chick McGee
No, I. I don't know. It just stopped making ice and I hear it every now and then. It. It does this.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Try to make eyes.
Josh Arnold
That sounds like a. A blocked Shackler tube to me.
Tom Griswold
Oh, the Shafter.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Okay.
Chick McGee
It's not the Shackler.
Josh Arnold
I think so. Dude, that's expensive.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Josh Arnold
That's a. That's the timing belt of the refrigerator.
Chick McGee
I'm. I'm in it now.
Tom Griswold
I wish we could. I wish you were still drinking heavily. Then we could go, Ah, it's a shame. I guess you have to drink your booze neat, but it's no longer applicable. Hate that. Could you go back to being a drunk? I like drunk chicks.
Chick McGee
I've tried, Tom, three or four times.
Tom Griswold
It doesn't work.
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Okay, Pat, maybe you should start drinking.
Chick McGee
Unreasonable depression seems to have taken hold.
Tom Griswold
That's any reason we don't have any alcoholics in the room anymore.
Chick McGee
Hello, peoples.
Tom Griswold
Let's not.
Josh Arnold
Let's not count asap.
Christy Lee
Yeah, Ace can drink a case.
Tom Griswold
Ace is too cheap to be an alcoholic. No, he said Ace would only be an alcoholic.
Chick McGee
You can buy if booze were free.
Tom Griswold
Or if there was a coupon.
Chick McGee
You can buy a case of vodka for 12 bucks. Believe me.
Tom Griswold
Where.
Chick McGee
Anyways.
Tom Griswold
There you go, Ace.
Chick McGee
Hello, everybody. Here's the letter of the day. Do we have any music for the.
Tom Griswold
I. I got letters of the day.
Chick McGee
The letter of the day.
Josh Arnold
Oh, this is good music.
Christy Lee
Sounds like Christmas music.
Tom Griswold
What's the.
Josh Arnold
It has that. Peanuts.
Tom Griswold
I know what you want.
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
A Christmas and Latvia, but. Okay.
Chick McGee
I'm sorry.
Josh Arnold
Christie's right.
Chick McGee
It does.
Tom Griswold
It's wrong.
Chick McGee
This is from Tom. And the letter begins. Hello.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Chick McGee
My father in law and I flew back from Vegas last week. We were in separate rows, but an Asian fellow next to my father kept picking his nose.
Josh Arnold
Oh, man.
Chick McGee
Eating it. It. No. Almost the entire flight home.
Josh Arnold
I mean, this is unacceptable in so many ways.
Chick McGee
And this. Tom adds. I guess the in flight snacks were not good enough.
Tom Griswold
Sick.
Chick McGee
My father in law was so disgusted.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
A P. S chick. I'll be behind the couch. Okay. Message received. Tom. That's Tom from Cincinnati. Won't be. We'll be in Cincinnati.
Josh Arnold
That is such a bummer.
Tom Griswold
By the way, thank you very much. We'll be technically in Northern Kentucky. We'll be crossing the Ohio River. Josh.
Josh Arnold
That is that area.
Tom Griswold
That bridge is. Okay. Okay. They're not going to go after you.
Chick McGee
I don't think there is a toll on that bridge. I don't think. Not yet.
Tom Griswold
We're going to be at. God, I almost read this wrong. We're going to be at Smoke Justice. I almost said we're going to be at Smoke. Jesus. Can you imagine?
Christy Lee
What is wrong with you?
Tom Griswold
That'd be like the worst name for a marijuana strain. For enough.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
That would be rough.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Jesus, this stuff is good.
Josh Arnold
That's right. It's a crossbreed.
Tom Griswold
Sorry. So sorry. It's Lent. We're gonna get to that in just a second. Smoke justice restaurant in Covington, Thursday morning, March 27th. Limited seating, by the way, so get there early. We're gonna have some T shirts we're gonna sell and give the cash to the Great Cincinnati Children's Hospital, one of the great children's hospitals in the world. Our visit sponsored by Field of Dreams Whiskey Company. And it'll be Thursday morning, March 27th, celebrating the opening of the baseball season. Then the next day, Friday, we'll be at Glass City center, downtown Toledo.
Josh Arnold
Glass?
Tom Griswold
Did I say Glass? No, we always say the Glass City center for our friends at WIOT Radio. And we're gonna have special posters and T shirts at both events. Having some fun. Looking forward to seeing you live and in person. Now, I mentioned Lent because Christy is an. Observe what is. Observant.
Chick McGee
She's Catholic.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Okay.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Cradle Catholic.
Tom Griswold
Always.
Christy Lee
Done.
Tom Griswold
And you. And you haven't given anything up for Lent yet?
Christy Lee
Not yet. I Tend to try to do something rather than give something up. Like donate clothing. That's a big thing. There's a, A, a church that I know where you're supposed to donate clothing, like an article of clothing every day for the month of Lynn.
Josh Arnold
Well, how nice.
Tom Griswold
Preferably out of style clothing, so.
Christy Lee
I don't have anything out of style. What are you talking about?
Tom Griswold
So have you done that yet?
Christy Lee
I've been, I've been donating a lot. We're moving. I don't know if you've heard.
Tom Griswold
Look at him, not me. Now, when you donate. When you donate clothes, we've all heard you take them straight to this. To the kids bin.
Chick McGee
Giving up here at the top. Giving up. Up for Lent. Chocolate, sweet soft drinks or sugar.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Alcohol or other drugs.
Tom Griswold
Well, I've never been sold.
Josh Arnold
You know, I think I may give up crack.
Chick McGee
Giving up or using profanity.
Christy Lee
Oh, I couldn't.
Tom Griswold
F and a. That's a good one.
Christy Lee
I almost did it today earlier.
Chick McGee
Giving up using your phone while driving.
Josh Arnold
Well, that's.
Christy Lee
Everyone should be doing that.
Chick McGee
Giving up. Scrolling social media. Giving up all my.
Josh Arnold
Gave up social media for lent.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, she really. That's a good idea.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, she's been posting every day about how it's going.
Tom Griswold
It's very funny. You see what's happening there?
Chick McGee
Hang on a second, Josh. Giving up online shopping? No, that's ridiculous. Giving to others is also covered. Donating money to charity, volunteering at a soup kitchen, hanging out with more. And I saw this out of the corner of my eye and I thought it said whores. But helping out more with chores at home.
Tom Griswold
If you have whores at home. Wow.
Chick McGee
Why are you. Why, why you leave?
Josh Arnold
Right.
Tom Griswold
Convenient. Extra. Extra pimping money.
Chick McGee
Making an effort to do nice things for family and friends.
Josh Arnold
That's nice.
Chick McGee
Writing handwritten thank you notes.
Tom Griswold
Okay, well, so the issue here is I'm giving up is food.
Christy Lee
What are you giving up?
Tom Griswold
Paying rent. Good luck again. Every Lent, I give up self denial. It's been very effective.
Christy Lee
Well, some Catholic officials out there have ruled that alligator, beaver and even capybara are okay to eat during Lent.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Christy Lee
During the 40 day period preceding Easter, many who observe will abstain from eating meat on Fridays. According to Food and Wine magazine, a Catholic man in Louisiana sought clarification on the meat rule, specifically whether he could eat alligator meat. Archbishop Gregory Almond responded saying he could eat alligator during Lent as the reptile is considered in the fish family.
Josh Arnold
There you go.
Tom Griswold
Apparently not a scientist.
Christy Lee
Amand added in his reply. Letter. I agree with you. God has created a magnificent creature that is important to the state of Louisiana. And it is considered seafood.
Tom Griswold
I.
Christy Lee
Better check with the poll.
Josh Arnold
No, no. His local diocese or whatever says it's okay. He's good.
Tom Griswold
And apparently we talked about this once before. Apparently, that's how this works. The rules are made locally.
Christy Lee
Pretty much.
Chick McGee
What was it? Alligator.
Christy Lee
Alligator.
Tom Griswold
It's all BS and.
Chick McGee
Here comes Amos.
Tom Griswold
Here comes Amos.
Chick McGee
Name Moses. It was an alligator for living.
Tom Griswold
It just knock him in the head with a stomp.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Christy Lee
Scientific American noted that in 17th century the bishop of Quebec decreed that beaver meat was allowed as they too swim in rivers.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Christy Lee
And by that logic. Logic. Capybara, for those living in South America would also be allowed.
Tom Griswold
Think you could eat manatees?
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if anybody ever has a.
Chick McGee
Lot of fat on that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's got to be.
Tom Griswold
I bet at some point you get hungry enough.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Maybe that's what they discovered. Things like lobsters back in the day. You got to assume some guys walked on the beach. I am so hungry. I could use a shave. And a woman. Wait a minute. I'll try eating that thing. Shaving a woman. Yeah.
Chick McGee
It's kind of sad those days are gone. Yeah, isn't it?
Tom Griswold
Maybe they have a decent razor walking around. There's a manatee. I think I'll eat that thing. It's gotta have a lot of meat on it. I think it's interesting. Did you see the thing in California about nutria?
Christy Lee
Oh, the big rodents?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the nutrients.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I have that. Governor Newsom.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
They're encouraging people to eat them.
Josh Arnold
You can lose weight eating those.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Josh Arnold
I lost a lot of weight on nutria system.
Christy Lee
California candy bar.
Chick McGee
Boy, we'll never get that molecular bar.
Christy Lee
They're urging residents to eat nutria in a bid to control the invasive species population. According to the Guardian, the large semi aquatic rodent native to South America. So maybe they're under the capybara. So you could probably eat them. During Lent. Has been threatening the state's ecosystems by destroying habitats and outcompeting native wildlife.
Tom Griswold
These are like. They look like big rats.
Christy Lee
Yep. Aaron Huggins, a spokesperson for the Fish and Wildlife Service, encouraged Californians to eat the invasive species to help protect native wildlife.
Tom Griswold
They look like big wet porcupines.
Christy Lee
Nutria apparently tastes like rabbit. Or dark turkey meat, according to those in the know.
Josh Arnold
Well, that sounds good. Everybody loves the dark meat of the turkey, right?
Tom Griswold
Rabbit?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I don't.
Tom Griswold
Chick. Can you eat rabbit?
Chick McGee
Nope. Makes me jumpy. Tom.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very Much.
Christy Lee
There are recipes for nutrition.
Tom Griswold
Two more times, we get a free joke coupon.
Christy Lee
There are recipes for nutria dishes available@Nutria.com delicious.
Chick McGee
You know the hardest part of eating a nutrient and the legs apart.
Tom Griswold
You send some good, good hunters to California, show them what to do. Pick them off, you know, eat them, get some rifles.
Chick McGee
This is like an explanation. What are you doing?
Tom Griswold
You get, it's like the hippos in the Amazon or whatever. They're trying to relocate them by flying them somewhere. Get some good red state hunters out there. They'll take care of the critters. Shoot them, thin the herd.
Josh Arnold
Okay, well, he's got all the answers, though.
Tom Griswold
I do run the world here.
Chick McGee
You let him go along.
Tom Griswold
Would you eat nutria?
Josh Arnold
Maybe, yeah. If it tasted like dark meat. Turkey. Yes.
Christy Lee
I think they're just telling you that so you'll try it.
Josh Arnold
That's fine. That doesn't, you know, they're no grosser than cows. Cows are pretty gross. You know what I mean? It's all that. All that stuff is fine.
Greg Warren
Okay.
Tom Griswold
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Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. We got that million dollar competition coming up involving that bracket and as that all gets into place, we'll let you know how you can get yourself registered for that event. Right now we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.
Christy Lee
Hi, Chick.
Chick McGee
Hi, Josh.
Josh Arnold
Hi, J.
Chick McGee
Hey, there's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hi, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's Ace. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick Mag.
Chick McGee
We have a guest, I believe.
Tom Griswold
I think we're gonna hook up with Greg Warren. The the Warren Report, brought to you by Champion Windows Sunrooms and exteriors. There is Greg. How's it going, Greg?
Chick McGee
You awake?
Greg Warren
Hey, guys. How you doing?
Tom Griswold
There we go.
Greg Warren
I'm having a little bit of a contact issue, so.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay. I can tell your eyes looked a little sleepy.
Josh Arnold
You didn't want to contact us. Yeah, that happened.
Chick McGee
I do not blame you. I just, I, if, but, but if I had your advantage, it would be. Hey, Wi fi trouble. Sorry.
Greg Warren
Click every week.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I know it, I feel you.
Tom Griswold
We were just.
Greg Warren
Congratulations on the, the new cd, man.
Tom Griswold
Thanks, Greg.
Greg Warren
Yeah, I, I, I bought it last night on, on, on itunes or whatever.
Tom Griswold
I could have gave you a copy.
Greg Warren
No, thank you. Yeah, I support our friends to a couple of songs. I enjoyed it.
Tom Griswold
She'll listen to the whole thing.
Greg Warren
Well, I, I bought it real late and I didn't get old.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'm waiting for it to come out on cassette.
Greg Warren
That's going to be when it's really good.
Christy Lee
Is anybody doing that still putting things out on cassette?
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm sure they are.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I remember that when Guardians of the Galaxy came out, some cassette factory had was finally making them again, so. But now what we're looking forward to is besides Pat's new thing which is out, is the Greg Warren Project due in May. Is that right, Greg?
Greg Warren
May 16th. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That's exciting. Do we have a title yet?
Greg Warren
No, I think the loose title is the Champ.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I like that.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Ricky Schroeder and John Voight.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Tom, do you like the Chance?
Chick McGee
Hard. When I saw that movie.
Greg Warren
Tom likes the Chance.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I saw, I saw that show that Greg has filmed and it was tremendous. So good. I can't wait to watch it again in on video.
Chick McGee
Aren't you. Aren't you finding yourself, Greg? He says stuff like that and you're waiting for the. For the sucker punch, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
That was great show.
Greg Warren
I do. I do got. I gotta admit, I was listening to you guys before and Tom tried to set up a bit. It chick totally tanked the bit and he goes, well, this isn't going anywhere. Well, yeah, man, you. You tank the bit.
Chick McGee
Could have been my fault. Sometimes I have to take one for the listener, Greg.
Tom Griswold
And then we were. Now, then we were several minutes late and yeah, the whole thing just. Well, cra.
Josh Arnold
Cra.
Greg Warren
This isn't going anywhere. Well, yeah, man, you. You didn't do anything.
Tom Griswold
In his offense. The mic was off. He didn't know that. Now, Greg, you're not in the realm of life where you give things up for lent, are you?
Greg Warren
I've just given up.
Tom Griswold
Okay. All hope.
Greg Warren
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
If you had. No, if you had to give up something, what would you give up? What would be a significant thing for you to give up doing the show?
Greg Warren
Well, I. I give up sugar about every two or three weeks and then, then I fail.
Christy Lee
What draws you back? Do you have one thing that makes you.
Greg Warren
It's usually chocolate. Chocolate Christie. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Makes sense.
Greg Warren
Yeah. That's just. All my life is a. It's just a series of giving up sugar and then falling off the wagon.
Chick McGee
Hey, I don't think this is going anywhere, Greg.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I don't either. Check.
Greg Warren
Do you mean. You mean the bit, the bitter. My life. Maybe both.
Tom Griswold
Now, typically, you dive into a specific topic during the Warren Report. Is today there a topic we need to know about?
Greg Warren
Yeah, I thought it was time that we took a hard look at road salt, Tom.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Christy Lee
All right.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Josh Arnold
Can you eat road salt, Greg?
Greg Warren
Well, you know, it's interesting you say that, Josh, because the common road salt out there is sodium chloride, which is basically the same as table salt. The difference is table salt is ground down more. The salt out there is called rock salt. It's a, you know, a, A chunkier version of sodium chloride. Also, the stuff on the table has iodine in it. That's to decrease goiters. And it's got some anti clumping agents. I think salt. The marketing people are there are completely missing out. I. If I was the guy that was running the, the Morton salt commercial, I would be like, like, do you want goiters?
Tom Griswold
That's.
Greg Warren
It's got anti goiter stuff on it. That would be My whole campaign.
Tom Griswold
Now, what's a goiter exactly?
Josh Arnold
Like a big growth. Isn't it some kind of.
Greg Warren
Yeah, it's a big growth on your thyroid, I believe.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I've seen that. Looks like a tennis ball on the guy's neck, kind of.
Greg Warren
Yeah, that's all that, that I would get rid of the little girl with the umbrella and put the guy with the big thing on his neck. On the front of the salta thing.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the girl with the umbrella. The other famous girl, of course, is that suntan commercial.
Christy Lee
Coppertone girl.
Tom Griswold
They wouldn't do that anymore. The suit halfway off a 12 year old.
Greg Warren
Yeah, they don't do that.
Tom Griswold
Yikes.
Greg Warren
Yeah, I don't know how we got there.
Christy Lee
I don't either.
Tom Griswold
Purrs everywhere. Oh, no.
Greg Warren
Yeah, I would have. I would have just a big picture of a goiter with the. The Ghostbuster slash through it.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yes.
Greg Warren
That's how I would sell salt.
Josh Arnold
Salt.
Greg Warren
That we use between 10 and 20 million tons a year in the US of road salt.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Greg Warren
What state do you think use the most road salt per mile?
Tom Griswold
Wisconsin, Minnesota, New York, North Dakota, Michigan.
Greg Warren
It's actually Arizona. They don't have any snow down there. They just love the taste of salt. So the runoff goes into their water.
Christy Lee
Supply for their margaritas.
Greg Warren
No, it's. It's New Hampshire, guys.
Christy Lee
Whoa.
Greg Warren
No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm sorry, it's Rhode Island. I'm sorry, it's Rhode Island.
Christy Lee
Rhode Island.
Tom Griswold
What?
Christy Lee
It's the smallest state.
Greg Warren
The most per. The most per mile.
Josh Arnold
Oh, interesting.
Greg Warren
Per capita. All right, yeah, it's Rhode island, then Massachusetts, then New York, then Manha. New Hampshire and then Vermont.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
So very east coast based, much like American media, New England.
Greg Warren
I just go ahead and say, do you guys know where the. The salt comes from?
Josh Arnold
The mines?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Acres and acres of salt mines.
Greg Warren
Salt lake miles chick. They have their underground seams. They're actually salt mines are evaporated oceans.
Josh Arnold
Really? Wow. Wow. Yeah.
Greg Warren
I didn't know this was several million years ago, but I didn't know that could happen to an ocean.
Tom Griswold
You don't take care of them.
Christy Lee
Yeah, right. All right.
Greg Warren
I wonder how quickly it happens. Yeah, I hope there wasn't a. Some, some boats out there when that went down. You've got to be kidding me.
Josh Arnold
One guy, he finally gets his water wings blown up and he's getting. He's getting ready to jump into the water.
Greg Warren
Well, this is ridiculous.
Tom Griswold
If you're just joining us, I told.
Greg Warren
You we should go on a ski vacation.
Tom Griswold
Helen, you're just joining us. That's, that's Greg Warren. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here in the Bob and Tom program. Greg Warren is our guest. We're discussing salt and specifically road salt. Where are these salt mines? Aren't they like under Lake Erie or something?
Greg Warren
It's, it's a really, really good question. In the US There's a big one in Cleveland, New York State, Kansas, Louisiana, I believe you were talking about. There is one under Detroit. And when I say under Detroit, I don't mean Toledo. I mean underground of Detroit.
Josh Arnold
It's huge.
Greg Warren
It's a hundred miles of tunnels and, and it's 1200ft below the city.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Greg Warren
Isn't that pretty cool?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Would you want to go down there?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I'd like to check it out.
Greg Warren
I think you could tour it. Yeah, they, that thing opened, it was discovered in 1895. And they were, they used a donkeys to haul the salt. They would lower the donkeys in and apparently the donkeys never came out out after that. Oh, it's kind of sad.
Christy Lee
What?
Greg Warren
Sad existence? Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that had to, they probably, they.
Greg Warren
Probably told the donkey probably going down there like, hey, if I'm gonna take this job, I, I can get out every now and then, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let you out on the weekends, you see you. What do you want to go see your family? Just tell us. You go see your family and then they never get out of there.
Tom Griswold
Well, do they have, do they have, do they have lady donkeys for conjugal vision visits?
Chick McGee
You mean, I don't know. You mean Jenny's?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Every now and again they'll send a Jenny down.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Josh Arnold
All right, fellas.
Christy Lee
Oh, that poor girl.
Chick McGee
How about it?
Tom Griswold
Yikes.
Josh Arnold
You never see her again either?
Greg Warren
No, that's it.
Tom Griswold
You can hear her 1200ft up.
Greg Warren
Oh, come on.
Tom Griswold
Very excited.
Greg Warren
There is a big, there's a big Ontario salt mine. That's one of the, I think that may be the biggest one in the world. And there was a strike in 2019 in the Ontario salt mine.
Tom Griswold
And was it the donkeys or the people?
Greg Warren
It was the people. The donkeys, I think, would have gone on strike quite a while ago. And they, they, we had to get our assault from Morocco and Egypt. Couple things here. I, I think if there was some sort of adjudication about a strike and they were like, well, the, the, the salt miners are striking, I'd be like, well, just give them what they work in A salt mine. Give them what they want. I side with them. Isn't that. I don't know, was that in a movie or was that just sort of a. That's, like, known as being the worst job in the world, right? A salt mine?
Christy Lee
Oh, I don't know. Maybe.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Sound fun because it wasn't the old. Say. Yeah. Back to the old salt mines.
Greg Warren
Yeah. Yeah. Back to the. Yeah. It's like a idiom or something, right?
Tom Griswold
I think I could think of worse gigs.
Chick McGee
I would.
Josh Arnold
I would think coal mining would be harder, but I would think. But I don't know the conditions of salt mining.
Tom Griswold
Do you get salt lung?
Chick McGee
I'm sure you do.
Greg Warren
I would imagine.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Every now and again, they have to go down and check the canary's blood pressure.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Greg Warren
Josh, you got salt line from eating a couple of bags of puff corn, right?
Josh Arnold
I sure did, man. Yeah. Yeah. It was sort of dialysis I needed.
Greg Warren
Yeah. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I love that popcorn.
Greg Warren
Frito scoops. Too fast. I've gotten it. You think when they. When they were using the Moroccan salt, I bet you some of those miners were outside. Be like, well, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Warren
You're slipping around. This is. This is Moroccan salt, man. It's garbage. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
What do they know about snow?
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Stupid.
Greg Warren
It. There's. There's different kinds of salt out there. Like I said. Sodium chloride is the. The most common. There is a magnesium chloride that works at lower temperatures than sodium chloride. It's a little harmful to the fauna and the. The flora. That's two sisters that live up in Cleveland.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Old flora got herself some. Some bad.
Tom Griswold
Bad.
Josh Arnold
So.
Tom Griswold
Salt.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Fauna. You gotta watch for it.
Josh Arnold
Too much magnesium.
Greg Warren
Calcium chloride. If it gets really cold, I think below 5 degrees, the normal rock salt does not work. You got to use calcium chloride.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Greg Warren
Cost more. And then there's a potassium chloride. All this stuff, guys, for the most part, it's. It's got some. It does some bad stuff. It corrodes the metals on your car. It corrodes the rebar in the. In the road and even steel buildings. Salt does a ton of damage. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Do you like the fact that they store it in those big boobs at the side of the road?
Greg Warren
I gotta tell you, they look like.
Christy Lee
Half footballs to me.
Greg Warren
When I was. When I was telling Jason, our producer, what. What I was going to talk about today, he was like. Like, Tom's gonna mention those big piles.
Tom Griswold
On the side of the road. Those are always in pairs. I'm just saying. Those engineers are funny.
Greg Warren
I think you might be on to something, Tom. Yeah. These things do about $5 billion a year in damage to trucks, roads and bridges.
Tom Griswold
Yes, but what salt.
Greg Warren
Salt does.
Tom Griswold
But they much. Would the damage be discovered? Well, the school bus went off the road, full of kids.
Chick McGee
The thing.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The undercarriage of my car.
Chick McGee
We save $5 million, though.
Greg Warren
Yeah. It is interesting because they. They say they reduce accidents by 87%, so that's major.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Warren
Yeah. There's also quite a bit of environmental damage that comes from the salt. It messes with the. It gets a lot of people's waters supply gets salt in it. During the winter, a lot of drinking water tastes saltier.
Josh Arnold
Keep it to yourself, hippie. We don't need to hear your tirades.
Tom Griswold
I'm reporting. Just drink 100% fluoride, you commie hippie.
Josh Arnold
I'm go French kiss a tree.
Tom Griswold
Classic bottle of water.
Josh Arnold
It always comes down to this. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Pooping a bucket in the backyard. Okay.
Greg Warren
I don't know where this came from. Just I. I've never made this report political.
Josh Arnold
Love it or leave it.
Tom Griswold
I say, okay.
Greg Warren
There are some alternatives, guys, that you can. If you add a beet juice or cheese brine to the salt, it sticks to the road more. And you don't. You don't have to use quite as much salt, but you run over a.
Tom Griswold
Lot of animals munching on the cheese.
Greg Warren
Well, I bet you do. Or people are Wisconsin people.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Greg Warren
You put cheese brine out on the road, those Wisconsinites are going to be out there feeding all night long.
Christy Lee
Long.
Greg Warren
It's interesting that you mentioned. And I, I know Josh is going to start in with the hippie accusations, but the moose and big animals, they, they, you know, they like salt licks. But when during the winter, sometimes they will go out to the road and save the mo. Lick the salt and save the moose kill.
Chick McGee
We all love them.
Josh Arnold
Shut it up. Green piece.
Tom Griswold
Trying to save lives or human lives. Okay. Yeah, okay.
Greg Warren
There's 10 times as much salt on the roads as there is in processed food.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's because we don't eat the roads. Okay. Hey, listen, freebase, we gotta move on. Do your closer, will you? Oh, my God.
Greg Warren
Chick, could you have him not say do your closer again?
Chick McGee
I don't. I don't know what to do. He thinks he complains about when at comedy clubs. Are you ready for your headliner there? How about that middle? Nobody knows what they're talking about, but yet he goes, do the closer quick. Do the close. Which really no one knows.
Josh Arnold
Support group called do your closers. Anonymous. And it's Kaki Greg.
Greg Warren
Together, me and Al Jackson. Sometimes. Sometimes it hurts.
Chick McGee
Sometimes.
Tom Griswold
I'm actually having a CLE installed for.
Josh Arnold
Kavanaugh, you, closer, Ally, brains and Kavanaugh.
Greg Warren
And we all sit around talking like, you know, sometimes I, I, I have a closer and he just steps on it anyway, so. Why would I do it?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, we, we feel your pain.
Greg Warren
Amen, brother.
Tom Griswold
Amen.
Chick McGee
Thanks, Greg.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Very good, very much. Greg Warren. We look forward to the champ. It'll be, it'll be great when it's out there. I can't wait to see it again. Greg, you got any gigs coming up we need to know about real quick?
Greg Warren
Man, I'm. What am I doing? I'm gonna be in Port Charlotte, Florida this week.
Josh Arnold
All right, cool.
Greg Warren
And then get this. I'm going to Europe with Nate for two weeks. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Does he have a last name?
Greg Warren
Yeah, yeah. I'm going with Nate Bargadze to, to Europe.
Tom Griswold
Where are you going in Europe?
Greg Warren
Paris. London. Dublin. Oslo.
Chick McGee
That's Europe.
Greg Warren
Belgium.
Tom Griswold
Wow, that's great.
Greg Warren
Yeah. Yeah. Amsterdam.
Josh Arnold
A whirlwind.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So we'll miss you, I guess, huh?
Greg Warren
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Thank you very much. Greg Warren, ladies and gentlemen.
Josh Arnold
See you, Greg.
Tom Griswold
Time to check in with Chick McGee over there.
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Thank you very much, Shickster. Greg Warren's the Warren Report brought to you by Champion windows, sunrooms and home exteriors. Visit championsave now.com that's championsave now.com. find out what's going on. Maybe it's time for those new windows. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail, or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Much. You're welcome. Jeez, what a mess.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You know, if I'm just speaking for myself, if we had to sign each show at the end, I don't think I'd. I don't think I'd sign off on the show.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah. We need some auto pins.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I don't think I would.
Tom Griswold
It's the time thing.
Chick McGee
There's Christy, there's Pat, there's Josh. No, no, it's. It's you. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Go ahead, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thank you very much, Chris Lee, I can see you over there. We're gonna get a song out of Mr. Godwin, the guy who has the number one album over the weekend downloaded in the realm of comedy. It's called Hotel Pool. Do we have something we can do? A song about hotel pool? Hotel.
Josh Arnold
Pat, do you like a hotel pool?
Chick McGee
I do.
Tom Griswold
Of course I do. I love them. Them? Yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
They're enjoying a hot tub.
Chick McGee
They're also tiny. I like. I like the fact they're tiny.
Tom Griswold
I like the fact they're warm. I like a warm pool.
Chick McGee
You ever pee in a hotel pool?
Tom Griswold
Of course.
Chick McGee
Of course.
Tom Griswold
Hampton has the warmest pool. I'm a connoisseur.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And you pee in the pool. Yeah. I just said that from the diving board. Or I did that due to that once. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's get some news out of the SILAC news desk.
Chick McGee
No, no.
Christy Lee
We have a story that may lead to a song.
Chick McGee
He said you have a song. Pat picks up his guitar, and then we're going to the news desk.
Tom Griswold
Let me see the.
Chick McGee
This is why we're not signing the show today. You're a mess. Now, let's start over. What do you want?
Tom Griswold
Okay, you got a song for this new story?
Greg Warren
Okay.
Christy Lee
Swiss police have rescued.
Greg Warren
One second.
Christy Lee
Let me do the story while you look.
Josh Arnold
I got.
Tom Griswold
I got it. Good.
Christy Lee
Swiss police have rescued two dogs that were kidnapped and ransomed for over $1 million.
Tom Griswold
Is it kidnapping or dog napping, technically?
Josh Arnold
Well, yeah, sure.
Chick McGee
You talking about my fur baby?
Tom Griswold
Your fur baby?
Chick McGee
That's right. They call them fur babies.
Christy Lee
Said the two Bolonka dogs were stolen from the home of a 59 year old man. I'm childless and schlieren. While the dog like the badonka donk.
Tom Griswold
You got your badonk.
Christy Lee
You got the balon.
Josh Arnold
Big ass dogs.
Christy Lee
When he returned, he found a letter demanding money to release the small dogs. According to this story, the Swiss authorities arrested a 30 year old Norwegian man at Zurich airport, while further investigation led police in Poland to discover the kidnapped bolonkas. A 38 year old suspect was also arrested in connection with a dog napping. I've never heard of this breed. It's apparently a toy breed out of Russia.
Tom Griswold
They're little tiny guys. Guys. They're real cute.
Josh Arnold
We breed them and sell. That's right.
Tom Griswold
This, this says in America they go well between this like three or four thousand dollars. Yes, but the ransom was a million.
Christy Lee
Million bucks? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Did you say Russian doggy?
Christy Lee
I did.
Tom Griswold
How much is that doggy in the photo? Woof, woof. This guy. Who's this guy? Russian dog. Okay.
Chick McGee
Is this like Snoop?
Tom Griswold
This is like the Snoopski, the John Denver of Russia. John Moscow.
Josh Arnold
This is Ivan Ali Gark.
Tom Griswold
Ah, I thought I'll start over. That wasn't rush. How much is that dog in the photo?
Greg Warren
Wolf.
Tom Griswold
Wolf. The one who's blindfolded with tape. How much is that doggy in the photo? Woof woof. I do hope that doggy is safe. Wolf. Wolf. It's a Russian dog time in that song. So the dogs are. The dogs are safe.
Christy Lee
Yes, the dogs are safe.
Tom Griswold
Dogs are safe for now. Yeah. They found him.
Christy Lee
How'd they find them?
Tom Griswold
They had dog sniffing dogs.
Chick McGee
I don't know what I.
Josh Arnold
Those are important.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. You know, you got your cadaver sniffing dog.
Christy Lee
That could come from it.
Tom Griswold
I have no idea. Oh, that must be me. Okay, sorry.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Chick McGee
Once again, this is why we're not letting people hear this show today.
Tom Griswold
Why did that go off? Oh, I wonder why.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Chick McGee
I'm sure it's a malfunction.
Josh Arnold
Okay, Maybe the equipment wants us to shut up. It's trying to play us off like we're Adrian Brody.
Tom Griswold
Kidnapping dogs is really. That's terrible.
Christy Lee
Of course it is.
Tom Griswold
There has to be more to this story.
Josh Arnold
It's not a bad crime. What I mean is, you know, somebody's in love with their dog, you take it and you get money for it.
Chick McGee
I love my dogs. But I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Remember Barbara Strengthen cloned her dead dog or something. She's a woman. Who would pay ransom for her dog?
Chick McGee
Well, that was the thing.
Tom Griswold
Weren't they stealing those?
Chick McGee
I mean more than 50 bucks.
Christy Lee
French bulldogs.
Tom Griswold
French bulldogs.
Christy Lee
Some Lady Gaga had her. That's stolen.
Chick McGee
What do you think? 50. 50 bucks? 100 bucks. Just go ahead and keep the dog. I'm not paying that.
Tom Griswold
What? Really?
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
Dogs are expensive.
Chick McGee
Maybe I'm wrong.
Christy Lee
Are they expensive, Pat?
Tom Griswold
Yep. What's the matter, Pat?
Josh Arnold
Nothing.
Tom Griswold
While the wall carpeting smell like bad.
Josh Arnold
You want me to kidnap your dog?
Tom Griswold
Yes. So does it say why that they thought they could get a million dollars ransom? There is.
Josh Arnold
They must.
Tom Griswold
There must be something to this, right?
Christy Lee
Maybe we. Yeah. I don't know.
Josh Arnold
I'm sure they cased.
Tom Griswold
Dog has state secrets. Dog no lunch codes. I don't know.
Josh Arnold
That dog does know the launch.
Tom Griswold
Oh no. Doug is in full. That is a funny name though. A Balanca.
Christy Lee
A Balanca.
Chick McGee
It sounds like a made up word.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
They're cute little guys.
Christy Lee
Are they look like.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they look like shih Tzus or.
Christy Lee
Any of those small, little long haired little dogs.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, cute little guys. Probably has them over here in the States. Who knows? I'll remind you that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-2866. One more. Bob and Tom next. Hello there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silak Insurance insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Howdy.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hello, fellow crooner.
Chick McGee
Hello, Pat. How are you, buddy?
Tom Griswold
Good.
Greg Warren
Felix.
Tom Griswold
Singing all day.
Chick McGee
That's right. There's Vaseline, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.
Josh Arnold
Tom, Pat and Chick off the air were just singing a lovely duet, Fire and Rain.
Chick McGee
We were having a great time.
Josh Arnold
It reminded me of when I was in show choir in high school. We did the. That song.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
And so it. It was followed. It was in between like two more upbeat numbers. So we would do something upbeat like turn the beat around and then that song would start and we would all collect ourselves and slowly. Lights would dim, walk. Some would sit, some would stand. And we were positioned on different. Heighted.
Chick McGee
Different. That's right, different levels. And just keep the stage interesting.
Josh Arnold
Saying it so earnestly and I. Yeah, it just. I'm so embarrassed about it.
Tom Griswold
You shouldn't be. It's a great song.
Josh Arnold
But we were, we were 17. We had no business being that serious about.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you didn't know what it was about. Too sad subject. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Why don't we review it right now?
Christy Lee
No.
Chick McGee
Always kills me, that line. I always thought I'd see you again.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. It's a great song. One of the greatest of all.
Josh Arnold
It is a great.
Christy Lee
About that.
Tom Griswold
We don't need to review it now.
Christy Lee
Broken heart.
Chick McGee
Yes, yes. Today morning.
Tom Griswold
Okay. We.
Christy Lee
Hey. New research indicates classical music may be able to soothe a baby's heart in the womb.
Chick McGee
What a tub of goo.
Christy Lee
Scientists.
Chick McGee
Nobody wants classical music.
Christy Lee
On the way in. Yes, I was. Scientists recruited 30 saying positive thoughts.
Tom Griswold
God's sake, let her get the story out.
Christy Lee
Scientists recruited 36 pregnant women and played a pair of classical pieces for their fetuses while using external heart rate monitors to measure fetal heart rate.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Christy Lee
The author, Dr. Claudia Lerma, said, quote, overall, we discovered that exposure to music resulted in more stable and predictable fetal heart rate patterns. Researchers said findings suggest that soothing classical music could help promote fetal development.
Chick McGee
Okay, I don't think it's fetuses. Is that the fetuses?
Tom Griswold
It's kind of interesting, right?
Christy Lee
What? What is it? The opposite.
Tom Griswold
True.
Christy Lee
If you play Pantera for them, is.
Tom Griswold
It going to play Van Halen? The kid's going to grow up with great hair.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. It just seems like a calming influence on the baby. While they're in there. Sure, maybe. If. I mean, would it be. Did they do the converse? Did they play, say, Pantera?
Christy Lee
I don't know. That's. That would be the interesting part of the study to see if there's a difference.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Different music.
Christy Lee
Kind of an incomplete study, if you ask me, right?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
But I know I did set this up because Spray. You play this and kid comes out with a cannonball spewed off.
Christy Lee
Wouldn't it be great if it kicked on the inside?
Tom Griswold
That is. That is serious.
Chick McGee
Or how about. How about this part?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Pantera.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Chick McGee
Pantera.
Christy Lee
You know, for. You're listening to. That kind of music really throws me.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Christy Lee
Yes. That's just not.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. I love that. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
But I am also a. I mean, if you looked at my playlist, you'd go, who. What maniac put this together? Because it goes from that to Duncan Chic.
Tom Griswold
And that's. That's called. What is it? Oh, a hot lead enema. Oh, no, that was a drinking Clorox.
Josh Arnold
What's that called?
Chick McGee
This.
Josh Arnold
This Love by Pantera.
Tom Griswold
Oh, like it sounds like a love song.
Josh Arnold
Well, there's actually. That's the heaviest part of it. There's it actually kind of.
Tom Griswold
Right.
Chick McGee
It is almost lyrical if you will.
Tom Griswold
I have a question.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
If this is playing here, what's playing in hell?
Josh Arnold
That better be playing in hell.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Just cuz it's so rad. Yeah. Can you imagine though the. The flame geysers in hell. And sulfur pits smoking.
Tom Griswold
Hi.
Chick McGee
How's it going?
Josh Arnold
The devil throwing up the horn.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Is this hell? Oh yeah. Yes, this is hell. Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Right, this one breaks over. Get back in your head.
Christy Lee
Today is the day that King Charles III favorite songs hit Apple radio. That's right. Britain's King Charles iii. The King's music room is up now. I tried to play it during the break but you guys were singing.
Tom Griswold
What songs are on there?
Christy Lee
Bob Marley. Grace Jones.
Josh Arnold
Grace Jones.
Tom Griswold
Jones.
Christy Lee
Yep. Kylie Minoge. It goes from everything from 30 standards to disco to reggae. And it's all in celebration of Commonwealth day in London today.
Tom Griswold
None of my songs are on the playlist.
Christy Lee
It does. Oh, you know what it does say my favorite comedy album is Hotel Pool by one Pat Godwin.
Josh Arnold
Can I keep this?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Oh, hey. Could you be loved by Bob Marley. The Locomotion by Kylie Minogue. Yeah, that's all right.
Josh Arnold
As in come on baby, do.
Chick McGee
Likes Upside down by Diana Ross. That's on the playlist? Yeah.
Christy Lee
Boy. You turned me up inside out.
Tom Griswold
What's the Grace Jones song?
Chick McGee
La Vie and Rose.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's the big fr.
Josh Arnold
She did a version of that.
Chick McGee
Evidently.
Christy Lee
La Vie and Rose.
Chick McGee
I. I missed that.
Josh Arnold
Man. Grace Jones. They. They tried hard to make us think she was sexy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
They really tried to shove her down.
Christy Lee
Playboy.
Josh Arnold
I probably the least selling issue.
Tom Griswold
That wasn't the impotency issue.
Chick McGee
Are you two erects while we've got something?
Tom Griswold
Yeah boy.
Christy Lee
But he narrates it. If you'd like to take a listen later.
Tom Griswold
Too many erections. Get this issue.
Chick McGee
He narrates.
Christy Lee
He does. At the beginning when I was listening.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And he said.
Chick McGee
Yeah. There's a picture of him. It's real small. I don't. But he's sitting at a desk and beside him there's an on air light.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
I'm on the air. Everyone.
Tom Griswold
Hello. Are mostly British artists.
Josh Arnold
There's Prince Dirty Diana.
Chick McGee
I wouldn't say. I wouldn't say that.
Tom Griswold
Death Cab for Cutie. Oh. And now.
Josh Arnold
Whap.
Tom Griswold
Nicki Minor Rough. But try to enjoy the music.
Christy Lee
A doctor in Florida has admitted to dumping gallons of urine around his former office.
Josh Arnold
Has Prince Andrew's list come out?
Chick McGee
His favorite songs?
Tom Griswold
Thank God for.
Josh Arnold
Thank God for little girls.
Christy Lee
It's Kidz Bop.
Tom Griswold
Yes, I love young look.
Christy Lee
Dr. Giovanni Balua, an internist in St. Petersburg, Florida, was arrested last year following the urine attacks. Urine attacks on his former practice.
Chick McGee
Urine attack. Urine attack.
Christy Lee
According to a civil filing, the 59 year old acted out after becoming upset with the victim, a Dr. Dylan Dynish, over the business.
Josh Arnold
Hi, I'm Dr. Dylan Dynish from the Alliteration School of Medicine.
Tom Griswold
I like to doordash dynos and dash. I work at the Medical Mall for DinoSaude.
Chick McGee
The Medical Mall is still in dash.
Tom Griswold
I have a question.
Christy Lee
Dr. Ballua had allegedly visited the building and soaked the front doors in gallons of fluid which had the odor of urine.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I did. Yeah, whatever.
Christy Lee
He has since admitted to the nocturnal urine attacks and was ordered to perform 20 hours of community service, pay restitution and write a letter of apology.
Tom Griswold
So here's the thing about. It says gallons of urine.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
He must have said so.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. That would take weeks. Man. Did you have buckets in your garage?
Christy Lee
Probably, yeah.
Josh Arnold
You just gotta Howard use it until you're ready.
Chick McGee
I don't think. I think you think that you know what crazy looks like, but I don't think you really appreciate it for.
Tom Griswold
You know, that's lunacy.
Chick McGee
How steadfast some people can be in their insanity.
Tom Griswold
I guess you'd probably put it in like large bottles. I guess. Right.
Chick McGee
See, now some people would call you insane for trying to figure out how a gentleman would keep gallons of urine.
Tom Griswold
Because I was thinking at first you'd put it in buckets, but then it.
Christy Lee
Would slosh around in your car.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, exactly. So you'd have to get like Clorox bottles and empty them or.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, milk. Milk bottles.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God, how weird.
Josh Arnold
Because Clorox would dilute the urine. You don't want that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, and he was just. This is his old office. So he went in there and dumped the pee all over it.
Christy Lee
Yeah, up like that.
Chick McGee
Just.
Tom Griswold
Okay, guys. A doctor.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he's a doctor.
Tom Griswold
But not a urologist.
Christy Lee
I don't. He's an internist. He's not a urologist.
Tom Griswold
Okay. But he was pissed. Literally.
Josh Arnold
No, no.
Chick McGee
I wonder what he kept it in. But I'm okay.
Tom Griswold
Very good, very good, very good. Now I do.
Christy Lee
I don't know if you wanted to continue.
Chick McGee
He wanted to say next so bad.
Christy Lee
Two Los Angeles residents were arrested in Indiana after police found meth hidden inside several bags of Cheetos. Wxin reports police.
Chick McGee
That's a good weekend.
Christy Lee
Responding to a call about two suspicious packages at an Evansville post office found approximately 40 pounds of meth inside the snack bag.
Josh Arnold
Forty pounds?
Christy Lee
Yeah. Police surveilling the residence where the packages were delivered saw two women pull up in a white van and retrieve the drugs. The 46 and 36 year olds, both from LA, were taken into custody on charges of conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine.
Tom Griswold
So it just shows you can eat Cheetos without any teeth.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. You can kind of gum them until they soften up.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Josh Arnold
I love Cheetos, man.
Tom Griswold
So Indiana, they're importing their meth apparently. What happened to buying local? I would assume that it's make it here in the hotel, do your own meth Hoosiers. Now, right now I want to remind you that Christy Lee is joining us over there from the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Yes, sir.
Tom Griswold
Here's some information for you. According to AARP, 61% of Americans 50 and over are worried about having enough money when they retire. Anybody worried about that?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Okay. All right. Well, here's a good time to eliminate some of that worry. Many of our parents received a pension back in the day when they retired. Those days for most of us are gone. That's where annuities comes in. And the experts on annuities, Silac Insurance S I L A Cilac Annuity that could put money in your mailbox or your bank account every month. Certain restrictions apply. See what I'm talking about? Head over to silacins.com that's S I L A C-I-N S.com or visit bobandtom.com where Chick Magee will guide you through looking into the world of annuities. The Silac Insurance Company have that paycheck coming even when you've stopped working down the road. Find out all about annuities from the annuity experts at Silac Insurance. Once again, visit bobandtom.com or silac inside and tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. What's coming up, Christy Lee?
Christy Lee
Coming up we have space news. The International Space Station might be too sterile. We have doomsday fish washing up and that is not a good sign for all of us. And bonobos. We never got to those last week. Bonobos and sex.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Among the fellow bonobos.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Okay. One would hope.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Aren't they little monkey like creatures that were of beautiful shirts. Isn't that right? And wonderful socks.
Christy Lee
They have a great clothing company.
Tom Griswold
They certainly do. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think o'reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care and your needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick. Time now to dip our toes into the world of history, ladies.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
We're gonna find out what we missed, what we're missing.
Chick McGee
History today, as alive as it happened only was a long time ago. Here's Tom if you want.
Josh Arnold
You understand.
Chick McGee
You understand. It's history. Yeah. Yeah. It could have been yesterday. It could have been 100. Tom.
Tom Griswold
The year 1940. Oh, the birth of Chuck Norris. Wow. Norris is 85.
Josh Arnold
Well, I bet he tore that vee jump. Oh, man. Making his way out of there, throwing themselves. Oh.
Tom Griswold
Chuck Norris famously drove his mother home from his. From his birth.
Josh Arnold
He popped out, ripped her pubes off and put them right on his face. That's his beard.
Tom Griswold
Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, man.
Josh Arnold
That's Chuck for you.
Tom Griswold
That Chuck is a bad man. Now he's a walker. Texas Ranger with a walker.
Josh Arnold
You know, when Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Tom Griswold
Bald is my favorite one of those.
Chick McGee
Bald is a cue ball, right?
Christy Lee
Is it really.
Tom Griswold
Okay this year a reader, Christy, Chuck Norris does not write books.
Christy Lee
Oh, he doesn't.
Tom Griswold
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chick McGee
And Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down. I don't know if I said that right. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Josh Arnold
Oh, man, that is.
Tom Griswold
That is bad.
Josh Arnold
Those are fun. Those are clever.
Tom Griswold
Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door.
Christy Lee
That's a thinker.
Tom Griswold
That is definitely a thinker. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. No, he just declares what time it should be.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. All right.
Tom Griswold
Very good for. Happy birthday, Chuck Norris. Oh, this is interesting. 1947. Tom Schultz. You know who he is, Christy?
Christy Lee
Tom Schultz, Boston.
Tom Griswold
What's the answer, Austin? The.
Christy Lee
The only related to Charles Schultz.
Tom Griswold
No, Schultz with an O.
Chick McGee
Remember after the. The first album, he called him record company. Hey, we were playing basketball out of the backyard, and I broke my hand. I can't play guitar. So it's going to be another four years for the second album.
Josh Arnold
Sorry. Whoa.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Well, that first album had enough. Oh, magic in it to go for four years.
Chick McGee
Now there's a discussion. Best first album.
Josh Arnold
That's Got to be up there ever.
Chick McGee
It's gotta be Boston's first album. Crazy great, then.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's probably up there.
Chick McGee
And the Cars.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
I didn't care for Rick O. Kasich. He makes me scary, uncomfortable, and yet erotic.
Josh Arnold
He's a bit of a hatchet head. Yes. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. It's interesting.
Tom Griswold
Happy birthday. Sharon Stone.
Josh Arnold
Oh, great actress.
Chick McGee
You think she got this in high school? Sharon. Share alike.
Tom Griswold
Will the first paragraph of her obituary be about the Beaver show? God.
Josh Arnold
Hopefully not, because she's.
Tom Griswold
I think I know.
Josh Arnold
Great.
Tom Griswold
I met her once, actually.
Christy Lee
Did you really?
Tom Griswold
Miami. At the. At the Delano.
Chick McGee
At the.
Josh Arnold
What Was she kind?
Tom Griswold
Very nice.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Happy birthday, John Ham.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah. Now we're talking.
Tom Griswold
Born in 1971. Is he related to Kevin Bacon? You know what his favorite band is? No. What? The Cure.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Ham. You see. Join me here. We're having a party over here by myself.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
I was trying to think. Somebody with last name Sausage. Give me a break.
Tom Griswold
On this date in 1849. This is interesting. The only president to hold a patent is Abraham Lincoln.
Josh Arnold
What's the patent for?
Tom Griswold
It's something about lifting boats up over Scholes. It's really never actually manufactured, but he does in fact hold a patent.
Chick McGee
I thought it was a intricate system for restraining, you know.
Tom Griswold
Sure.
Josh Arnold
The old Lincoln cuff.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
That was a.
Chick McGee
Say Mary Todd grows off the deep end, you know. You got a time now.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah. Boy, oh boy.
Chick McGee
It was bad in my head.
Tom Griswold
We hear what I. I made the following. I asked the following question. Question. You ever notice that in all the movies straight jackets are always white? What if you go nuts right after Labor Day? Just a thought. No one can entertain it.
Chick McGee
I don't know. I don't know. I'm. Well, let's.
Christy Lee
Why would you even think that?
Tom Griswold
Because it's so stupid.
Josh Arnold
It's silly.
Chick McGee
He's a silly man. There are taupe crew, eggshell crew. There's all kinds strange jackets.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I was in a lime green one.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Christy Lee
You were in a lime green one.
Chick McGee
Oh, these are all just fun costumes, though. Actual real life straight jackets. I don't know if you can find those.
Christy Lee
Well, you have to be able to buy them real.
Tom Griswold
Now we get back to. On this day in history, 1876, Christy Lee, who famously called his assistant Watson Alexander Graham Bell. Okay. I was hoping you'd say Sherlock Holmes. The answer is Watson. The very. The very first telephone call.
Josh Arnold
Alexander Graham.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. What did I say? Watson.
Josh Arnold
Again, the answer cannot be the question.
Tom Griswold
By the way, first rule of talking.
Chick McGee
Was taking the following.
Tom Griswold
The following is not Alexander Graham Bell.
Josh Arnold
No, it's not.
Tom Griswold
Identify who this is.
Chick McGee
Christy, first words I spoke in the original pornograph. A little piece of practical poetry.
Tom Griswold
Mary Had a Little Lamb. It's reached quite a snow.
Chick McGee
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb.
Tom Griswold
Was sure to go.
Josh Arnold
Now, this was take two, right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'll play the funny one.
Christy Lee
That's Edison.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Play the correct one.
Tom Griswold
You mean this one?
Chick McGee
Yeah. I spoke in the original pony.
Tom Griswold
Huh? Mary had a type of.
Chick McGee
And everywhere that Mary went, I would.
Tom Griswold
Get a beat of that.
Josh Arnold
I mean, that's the craziest thing we play.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And that's extraordinarily well done. Exactly. That's why it's.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, gosh.
Tom Griswold
Now, see, there's a difference between Edison and Alexander Graham Bell. Yeah. And I. However, to celebrate the other one, I played that one. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Does that make sense?
Tom Griswold
Okay. Okay. How about this one? You'll like this chick.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
1964. Simon and Garfunkel.
Chick McGee
Simon and Garfunkel.
Tom Griswold
They recorded the first version of Sounds of Silence.
Christy Lee
It was very quiet.
Chick McGee
What are you gonna do with that? I couldn't hear it. Is that what you're gonna go for?
Tom Griswold
I remember. That's what. That's. That's when Paul and Artie had their first fight. Paul said, you know, the. The best part of this is the silent part where you're not singing already.
Josh Arnold
And that just.
Greg Warren
That's me.
Tom Griswold
From then on, it was. Yeah. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Garfunkel can sing.
Greg Warren
Yeah, he's great.
Tom Griswold
Of course he can. He's also, as a matter of fact. Here we go. A great free throw shooter. I can't take it. It's true. Okay, the. Finally, on this date in 1978, the incredible hulk premiered on CBS. Dune. Who was in that? Josh?
Josh Arnold
I do. Yes. Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.
Christy Lee
Wasn't Bill Bixby. Bixby. The worship of Eddie's father.
Tom Griswold
And more famously.
Christy Lee
What?
Tom Griswold
My Favorite Martian.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
If you're a certain age, you're like, 80. More famously. Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. It's a great show.
Chick McGee
Nope. No, it wasn't. No, it was Ray Walston.
Josh Arnold
No way. My favorite Mar. Was a great show. I mean, maybe I. If you're eight, I bet it is awesome. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Laugh free. The Shenanigans of Bill Bixby and Ray Walston.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Ray Walston, of course. Famous for playing, what, Billis. And South Pacific on Broadway.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Oh, my God. Everyone remembers it from South Pacific.
Christy Lee
Gosh.
Chick McGee
Here's their idea. Of funny. My favorite Martian. Uncle Martin was the Martian. Get it?
Tom Griswold
These things came out of his head.
Christy Lee
Little TV antennas, a little sound effect.
Josh Arnold
It was on Nick and Knight for a little bit. I remember watching.
Tom Griswold
Even then stunk. Oh, dude, it was bad. Okay.
Josh Arnold
I remember being baffled as a child at some of the things I know I enjoy.
Chick McGee
I like laughing, but what is this?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You have to understand. TV was just invented and they had.
Josh Arnold
You guys by the balls, Right?
Christy Lee
We had three channels. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But the Hunters, Honeymooners is amazing, though.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Some of that stuff still is really great. But.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. To the moon, Alice. Yeah. I don't think they'd be doing that these days. Yeah. Things change. Yeah. Okay. Lastly, in 1997, the Palm Pilot was released.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy. They were everywhere. Remember that?
Tom Griswold
Briefly. You suppose there's someone that still uses one of those?
Josh Arnold
Maybe.
Chick McGee
I don't know how brief it was. I feel like they were around for quite a while.
Josh Arnold
Years.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Doesn't that sound like a fun euphemism for a masturbator?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
He's a real Palm Pilot. That's what we used to say. Yes, Well, I bet he's a real Palm Pilot.
Chick McGee
Look at him. I can't wait to get back and palm that pilot.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. If you're just joining us, I'm glad you missed that last segment. If you're just joining us here in the Bob and Tom show, we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Right over there, it's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. You got questions about annuities? We'll call the SILAC folks, see what's going on.
Christy Lee
They'll take care of you. Hey. Researchers say making the International Space Station dirtier could improve the health of the astronauts on board. Astronauts often experience immune dysfunction, skin rashes and other inflammatory conditions while traveling in space. In part because the ISS is so clean and sterile. A study showed that the microbes that are present are mostly species carried by humans onto the space station. A little diversity.
Tom Griswold
What was that sentence?
Christy Lee
A study showed that the microbes that are present are mostly species carried by humans onto the iss. What'd you hear?
Tom Griswold
I know what he heard. I heard feces carried by humans.
Christy Lee
Oh, my God.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Sometimes you hear what you want to hear, don't you?
Christy Lee
I sure do.
Tom Griswold
Hey, Butch, hand me that turf they're suggesting.
Chick McGee
They're supposed to be coming back this week, aren't they?
Christy Lee
More microbes from nature could help improve human health in the space.
Chick McGee
They're trying to get them down.
Christy Lee
They're trying to get those two down.
Tom Griswold
But they're trying to keep it. They're trying to keep it dirtier up there.
Christy Lee
Well. And I've always told you that's why you get sick all the time, because you don't get dirty enough.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Your immune system needs to work out.
Christy Lee
It really does, Tom.
Tom Griswold
That's. That's. That's why you keep your apartment so filthy. My apartment is immaculate.
Christy Lee
I was shocked by that actually, I gotta tell you.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you were at Pat's apartment.
Christy Lee
No, he put a. A picture up online one day.
Tom Griswold
That was from the.
Christy Lee
One day.
Chick McGee
It was.
Tom Griswold
He took that from Architectural Digest. If you think that's apartment issue. That's Pat's apartment.
Chick McGee
When did you move to Georgetown? When did that happen?
Josh Arnold
Is it not really the apartment issue of Architectural Digest?
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's what I want.
Tom Griswold
Josh and I share the same housekeeper.
Christy Lee
Do you?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay, very nice. Except copper bat hasn't been able to ever come over for six months. Months. Pat's carpeting right now is dappled with puppy poop.
Christy Lee
I hope your apartment doesn't listen to the show.
Tom Griswold
That's a good.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Replacing carpet when you.
Chick McGee
They're at least going to have to increase your rent.
Greg Warren
They actually do listen.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's been. So what they're saying is that they want the iss, the space station to be dirtier.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they need more germs up there.
Tom Griswold
Well, so where are they going to get them?
Christy Lee
Maybe they'll send them on the next space flight. I don't know. They're not going to open the door and let them in.
Tom Griswold
They need to have a couple of frat boys go up there.
Josh Arnold
Hey, how are you? Where are you doing?
Tom Griswold
I'll show you how to live. I haven't changed these sheets in six months. Go Fiji.
Christy Lee
Engineers at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory have con conserved an energy supplies on the record setting Voyager 1 and 2 deep space probes nearly 50 years after their missions launched to extend them further feature. This is amazing.
Tom Griswold
This is absolutely incredible.
Christy Lee
They launched the probes.
Josh Arnold
I was so bored I didn't even hear what the hell.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they launched this thing 1977 and they're still communicating.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Isn't that something?
Christy Lee
It relies on a diminishing radio. Never mind.
Josh Arnold
Thank you. We won.
Chick McGee
I marked that down as a win.
Josh Arnold
That's a win for sure.
Chick McGee
If you. I think this would be something interesting for you to read about.
Tom Griswold
Morons appreciate the great engineers we have out there. Whatever feces.
Josh Arnold
I appreciate them when they Keep their mouths shut.
Tom Griswold
Feces. Hey, don't forget about V until. Josh won't be happy until they event the digital accu. Jack. Well, I'm just saying, you got a. You got attack.
Greg Warren
We can.
Josh Arnold
We can send people to space.
Tom Griswold
But I can't have a robot.
Josh Arnold
You can't make something that feels like a mouth.
Tom Griswold
We have something that we sent to space 50 years ago, and they're communicating with it. It's amazing. But why?
Josh Arnold
Who? What?
Tom Griswold
Josh, you're the one that believes in trap.
Chick McGee
Dollars and cents. How does this help me?
Tom Griswold
Yes, bottom line, engineers are doing so many great things for humanity that this is absolutely astonishing.
Josh Arnold
He really believes this?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. He loves it.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
So they, what, did they shut down part of the electronics so that it can keep functioning? It's my understanding, Chick. They disconnected their 8 track player they installed in 77. This is the thing that has that little disc on it with little symbols and.
Josh Arnold
Oh, it's this thing.
Tom Griswold
Isn't that it?
Josh Arnold
And, okay, how is this beneficial in.
Tom Griswold
Case space aliens find it? They can figure out you tell me.
Chick McGee
Some guy named Mer Blap has found this thing, send us a message back going, hey, Earth people, how's it going?
Josh Arnold
We were gonna blow you up. And then we found this disc. We're not going to anymore.
Tom Griswold
We didn't know where you guys were until we found the map.
Chick McGee
Exactly.
Josh Arnold
That's what I'm worried about. Well, thanks for providing us with the blueprints of the human body.
Tom Griswold
Now we know exactly what the coordinates for the proton bomb.
Chick McGee
I believe you guys will understand that's your own language. We've been looking everywhere for you. Thanks, we appreciate.
Josh Arnold
You've been littering space for so long.
Chick McGee
You have.
Tom Griswold
Bye.
Josh Arnold
Bye.
Chick McGee
You have three, what you would call days.
Tom Griswold
We're launching a new telescope to explore the origins of the universe.
Josh Arnold
We know them. Yeah, Big bang is a thing.
Christy Lee
No, it was God, remember?
Josh Arnold
Well, you know, Big bang, God said, hey, do that.
Christy Lee
Big bang.
Chick McGee
Do that big time.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Seven days Intelligent design type stuff.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. This is. This is fast.
Josh Arnold
It's really nothing story. I mean, it's really okay.
Chick McGee
Once again, Tom, your memories aren't everyone else's.
Tom Griswold
If it weren't for engineers likes.
Josh Arnold
Engineers are fine.
Tom Griswold
They're amazing.
Josh Arnold
They're nerds.
Tom Griswold
So what? That's right. You're a positive guy, though. I appreciate that about you.
Chick McGee
They looked wistfully back.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he's positive about the wrong thing.
Tom Griswold
I know we did the wrong things. Just because there's no porno movie on board the thing. Oh, we have to go there. Pizza Porno Chicken has invented the Jack Utron 4000.
Chick McGee
There's got to be a listener today somewhere that wants their money back.
Christy Lee
You're right. Well the best way to mental anxiety.
Tom Griswold
They'll be suing us to listen on something invented by engineers.
Chick McGee
Earbuds. Everyday earbuds. That's right. Is March crazy or is it me? Well, I like to say it's madness. The endless bombardment of trash coming from my television. But not sports. I like that stuff. That's why I found everyday earbuds from Raycon. They have active noise cancellation capable of drowning out the most maddening of sounds.
Tom Griswold
Like Josh objecting to great engineering feats.
Chick McGee
The latest model is better than ever. Raycon has 32 hour battery life. Multipoint connectivity that lets you pair with two devices choices at once. Raycon has a quick charge function. 10 minutes of charging gets you 90 minutes of battery.
Josh Arnold
Oh, can I listen to him in space? Space is so cool.
Chick McGee
Raycon started just half the price of other premium audio brands with similar features. And if you don't love them, they offer a 30 day happiness guarantee return.
Tom Griswold
You know what's gonna happen?
Chick McGee
Go to buyraycon.com tom 20% off. The bestselling everyday earbuds brought to you by Raycon. That's buyraycon.com Tom.
Tom Griswold
Josh is going to come in one day. Well, there are aliens. I got probed last night.
Christy Lee
Here we go.
Tom Griswold
And I liked it. I'm switching teams.
Josh Arnold
You would love it if I got probed.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I'd make my day.
Chick McGee
This is it. Just make his day. This is not the next day.
Tom Griswold
Spacecraft has been hurtling into space for 50 years being powered by decaying plutonium. It's amazing.
Josh Arnold
Again though I. We have not heard what the benefit of this is. We know you haven't. You don't know.
Chick McGee
That's right, you don't know. Okay, thank you Josh. Above all else, you just don't know.
Tom Griswold
Provided on the 50th anniversary anniversary. A nice banquet for some fine engineers. I want to congratulate the men and women from the spaceport. Oh, never mind. When we such a 60s attitude. We go because it is hard.
Chick McGee
Kennedy.
Tom Griswold
We'll do the things because it's hard. Did you know that the Dead Sea was alive before Chuck Norris swam in it?
Chick McGee
Somebody really liked likes the Chuck Norris shot.
Tom Griswold
Did you know this season the flu is getting Chuck Norris shots. That's how bad it is.
Josh Arnold
Close circuit. That's enough hanging fireboat art.
Christy Lee
Nicely done, Josh.
Tom Griswold
If it weren't for engineers, Chick, your. Your refrigerator wouldn't have stopped making ice. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.
Tom Griswold
Mandel.
Chick McGee
Nope. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Auto Auto Parts Studios.
Tom Griswold
And I understand King Charles of. Of England has announced his playlist.
Christy Lee
Yes, he has a playlist out on Apple Music right now.
Tom Griswold
And the new Pat Godwin album, Hotel Pool. Yeah. Prominently featured.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's his favorite. He said it's his favorite comedy album of all time.
Chick McGee
Number one with a bullet.
Tom Griswold
I'm gonna frame this.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's right, you have.
Tom Griswold
Godwin album is actually out right now. It is called Hotel Pool and you can find it on your favorite place to listen to albums. Thank you. But right now, ladies and gentlemen, is that. Is that close enough? Sure.
Josh Arnold
People know what they're doing.
Tom Griswold
I don't, but they do. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for that famous palate cleanser, Mr.
Chick McGee
He interrupted himself. Everybody hear that? When the big guy said let there.
Josh Arnold
Be light, Chuck Norris said, say please. Oh.
Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Did you know that Chuck Norris can kill. No, I can't take one. He can kill two stones with one bird. That man is a badass.
Josh Arnold
That is badass.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'm sorry. Christy Lee is over there at the SILAC insurance news desk being a badass.
Christy Lee
A so called doomsday fish has washed up along the Baja California Sur beach in Mexico.
Chick McGee
The doomsday fish.
Christy Lee
According to accuweather, the rare creature also known as an oarfish typically lives thousands of feet below the water surface. It was spotted alive last month. Oarfish are known as doomsday fish and are thought to be the sign of an impending natural disaster.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Finally some good news.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
When was it found?
Christy Lee
It was found last month. These creatures are.
Josh Arnold
There was a quake yesterday.
Christy Lee
Well, the legend is if you see an oarfish, it's a warning sign from higher powers that disasters such as earthquakes are soon to occur.
Josh Arnold
Okay. I mean, thankfully it wasn't A massive earthquake.
Tom Griswold
This is like the Punxsutawney fill for.
Josh Arnold
The depressed bad news.
Chick McGee
Yeah, maybe it's just a pre shock.
Tom Griswold
If you're an alarmist. This is like the fourth doomsday fish store we've had in a year.
Christy Lee
That means it's really going to be bad. Where was the earthquake? I didn't.
Chick McGee
California.
Christy Lee
Oh. Oh.
Tom Griswold
It'S. Have you ever seen one of these? They're gigantic. Weird looking thing.
Christy Lee
No thanks.
Josh Arnold
They are big.
Chick McGee
I saw the one with the underbite and the fishing lure hanging off its forehead.
Josh Arnold
Oh, the angler fish.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah, that was wild looking.
Josh Arnold
They are aliens. I'll go get you.
Christy Lee
Authorities in Massachusetts say reports of a bear sighted in Avon turned out to be a raccoon.
Chick McGee
Sorry, I got carried away.
Josh Arnold
Oh yeah. You know, I really should revisit the book.
Chick McGee
I know I'm going to have to get a refresher course on my animal sizes.
Tom Griswold
I don't know, I got to get back to my job. I'm riffing suffering in the NFL.
Josh Arnold
Anyway, I gotta. Gotta walk my dog. It's a snake.
Chick McGee
That's gotta be a bear. Or a raccoon.
Tom Griswold
That's a squirrel, sir.
Christy Lee
According to the Enterprise police received the call from a local resident and notified animal control.
Chick McGee
Enterprise.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Avon Police Deputy Chief Chris Barlota or Bartolota later said footprints spotted in the area were too small to be a bear. While another resident told officers the animal wasn't a bear at all. It was just a raccoon.
Josh Arnold
It all wasn't her.
Chick McGee
It was just.
Tom Griswold
It's a common mistake. He was wiping his ass with a rabbit. Just like in the old joke.
Josh Arnold
Hey, his poop stick to your fur.
Christy Lee
Continue reporting possible bear sightings. The department takes all their calls seriously, so.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Christy Lee
Is there a bear problem in Massachusetts?
Tom Griswold
They're all over the place. Yeah, it's a problem everywhere.
Christy Lee
There's a cute little show on last night called the Americas. It was narrated by Tom Hanks. I don't know if anybody saw that. That.
Chick McGee
Well, you are Mr. And Mrs. Average American, aren't you?
Christy Lee
It's a newest NBC Sunday. Is it on NBC?
Chick McGee
I bet it.
Tom Griswold
You have a lot of time with your husband just to relax.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Sunday night after dinner.
Chick McGee
Darling viewing this evening. First of all, I'll need my hot cocoa.
Tom Griswold
So was there. I don't understand. Was there a bear in it?
Christy Lee
Yes, that's what I brought it up for because they were talking about bears and salmon and of the Arctic. Yeah, it's an animal.
Chick McGee
Tom. Hannah Hanks narrates it.
Christy Lee
It's very nice. It's a very pretty. It reminded me a little bit of back when you would appreciate this. The Mutual of Omaha's wild. Yeah. It's on that vein, if you will.
Chick McGee
Remember when that the country and western cowboy or something used to narrate everything on Wide World of Disney. And it was Charlie the Lonesome Cougar.
Josh Arnold
Yes. They always had those nature nature films, those Disney nature films back when like, I guess a lot of kids couldn't go to the zoo. Like, you know what I mean? They must have been fascinating.
Chick McGee
Old Charlie gets hungry every day about 2, 2:30.
Josh Arnold
Well, here comes one of them leaping frogs.
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's unfortunate. My assistant's currently getting chawed up by that lion.
Greg Warren
Well, that's more than Perkins.
Tom Griswold
That's why. That's why I'm here in the. In the Range Rover. One of the things he's out there.
Christy Lee
Was his name Jim.
Josh Arnold
Those are on Disney.
Greg Warren
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Jim. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Those cougars are curious.
Josh Arnold
You're exactly right.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Jim was great.
Christy Lee
He was great. He didn't have any fear.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
He would charge right in.
Tom Griswold
What was the old guy's name?
Christy Lee
Marlon Marlin.
Chick McGee
I always thought of Jim as the Chick McGee of Mutual of Omaha. He's out there getting his ass beat.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Marlon Perkins is back in the studio just doing the voiceover and is really put out that he has to do.
Josh Arnold
Did you know off the air one time we were talking about our sort of roles on the show and Tom referred to you and I. Yeah. As Stooges.
Chick McGee
That seems about right.
Josh Arnold
And he was completely serious about it because, well, you two are the stooges.
Chick McGee
You two are the Stooges. I'm the area.
Tom Griswold
That's why I need you guys. Someone to become a major alcoholic.
Chick McGee
You gotta watch Charlie. He'll take your face off.
Josh Arnold
I loved those. They were kind of boring, but kind of.
Chick McGee
I think it was Rex. Rex Somebody was the narrator.
Tom Griswold
Rex.
Christy Lee
I don't know. I enjoyed them too.
Chick McGee
Rex Ryan. No, that's not right.
Christy Lee
Might be where the love. My love of animals.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much.
Chick McGee
We'll be back tomorrow morning. More from Charlie the Lonesome Cougar.
Tom Griswold
Try to fix it as Charlie goes down on.
Josh Arnold
Oh, wait a minute.
Chick McGee
Passed away by there.
Tom Griswold
These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show Contest rules, go to bob&tom.comcont contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Greg Warren
Because you're not playing me with rapid fire.
Chick McGee
Take.
Tom Griswold
Y'all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.
Greg Warren
Scorching debates.
Tom Griswold
All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.
Greg Warren
He's the spitfire of sports.
Tom Griswold
Smack. Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but.
Josh Arnold
I can't say it anymore.
Tom Griswold
Dude, you are killing the game.
Greg Warren
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Guest: Greg Warren, Comedian and Former State Champion Wrestler
Release Date: March 10, 2025
The morning commences with the hosts warmly welcoming Greg Warren, a comedian and former state champion wrestler, sharing humorous anecdotes about his wrestling days and his relationship with his wrestling-coach father.
Tom Griswold [01:29]: "Comedian Greg Warren, former state champion wrestler. You're the son of a wrestling coach. Now, I assume your dad was also your wrestling coach, is that correct?"
Greg humorously recounts the challenges of being coached by his father, weaving in playful banter about obscure topics like Bigfoot.
Greg Warren [02:14]: "It's Bigfoot."
The segment establishes a light-hearted rapport, setting the tone for the episode’s blend of humor and casual conversation.
A significant portion of the episode delves into the complexities of Daylight Saving Time (DST). The hosts discuss the annual time shift's effects on their personal routines, mental health, and broader societal implications.
Christy Lee [08:18]: "Studies have found an uptick in heart attacks as well as strokes right after the March time change."
Josh Arnold [07:21]: "It works for me."
Tom Griswold [08:56]: "If they change it, Social Security payments will go down for everybody and you'll have to work till you're 80."
The discussion highlights DST's controversial nature, weighing its benefits for evening activities against its potential health risks and logistical challenges. Tom expresses skepticism about proposed changes, citing economic and social repercussions.
Engagement with listeners is a cornerstone of the show. Multiple letters are featured, offering shout-outs, congratulations, and personal stories that range from celebrating Pat Godwin's new album to amusing tales about sign spinning competitions.
Greg Warren [17:58]: "Thank you," acknowledging his album "Hotel Pool" reaching number one on two different charts.
Anthony [26:23]: "Thanks for the photos of my guide dog, Lindsay."
These interactions foster a sense of community, making listeners feel heard and appreciated.
The hosts announce their upcoming live shows in Cincinnati (Covington, Kentucky) and Toledo, emphasizing their commitment to philanthropy by donating proceeds from special T-shirts to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital and Ronald McDonald House.
Chick McGee [16:39]: "We're gonna sell and give the cash to the great Cincinnati Children's Hospital and to Ronald McDonald House in Toledo."
Additionally, they introduce the Basketball Mayhem Brackets Contest, promising a million-dollar prize sponsored by Orange Insoles.
Tom Griswold [16:26]: "Basketball mayhem bracket contest is coming. A million dollars of stake from Orange Insoles."
Throughout the episode, Chick McGee and Josh Arnold enthusiastically promote Orange Insoles, highlighting their ergonomic benefits, durability, and support features tailored for individuals on their feet all day.
Josh Arnold [13:22]: "Orange insoles offer arch support and a deep heel cup that work better in your shoes to help support your body and alleviate discomfort."
The detailed promotions blend seamlessly into the conversation, reflecting the show's integrated advertising approach.
Christy Lee introduces intriguing topics related to technology and space:
Christy Lee [31:04]: "Simplisafe is being trusted here at the Bob and Tom studios."
Christy Lee [148:51]: "Researchers say making the ISS dirtier could improve the health of the astronauts on board."
These segments underscore the show's commitment to blending entertainment with educational content.
Interspersed with informational segments, the hosts engage in playful humor and references to pop culture:
Tom Griswold [66:10]: "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
TV Show Discussions: Conversations about shows like "The Bear" and "American Idol" include humorous critiques and nostalgic reflections.
Lenten Practices: The hosts discuss their approaches to Lent, merging humor with cultural practices.
Chick McGee [92:33]: "Giving up scrolling social media. Giving up all my... Social media."
Greg Warren leads a discussion on the environmental and infrastructural impacts of road salt, a necessary yet problematic solution for winter maintenance.
Greg Warren [104:03]: "Salt does $5 billion a year in damage to trucks, roads, and bridges."
Tom Griswold [106:05]: "These things do about $5 billion a year in damage to trucks, roads, and bridges."
The conversation explores alternatives to traditional salt usage and the broader ecological footprint, blending environmental awareness with the show's signature humor.
The episode concludes with shout-outs to Pat Godwin for his chart-topping album and expressions of excitement for upcoming releases and live events.
Greg Warren [101:12]: "The Greg Warren Project is due in May."
Tom Griswold [86:22]: "Congratulations on the new CD, man."
Additionally, recent news snippets about UFO-like oarfish sightings, bear misidentifications, and unusual police reports about absurd crimes are touched upon, maintaining the show's dynamic and eclectic content mix.
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplifies the hosts' ability to blend humor, community engagement, and informative discussions seamlessly. From light-hearted guest interactions and product promotions to serious talks on health impacts and environmental issues, the show caters to diverse listener interests. The inclusion of listener letters fosters a strong community bond, while segments on technology and space exploration provide educational value. Overall, the episode maintains an engaging and entertaining atmosphere, staying true to the show's reputation for being a mix of comedy, talk, news, and sports.
This detailed summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, humorous interactions, and informative insights, making it an engaging read for those who haven't listened to the full episode.