The BOB & TOM Show - March 10, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 10, 2026

Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its trademark blend of fast-paced comedy, unscripted banter, listener letters, and offbeat news coverage. The show features regular hosts Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, and guest comedian Dave Dugan. Highlights include parodies, playful debates on everything from Hallmark movies to ranch dressing, savage riffing on pop culture and one another, and listener engagement via emails sharing memories, food favorites, and regional quirks.

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Major Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Sketch: Trophy Wife Barbie Parody

• [00:16–02:41] The show kicks off with a scripted musical parody skewering "Trophy Wife Barbie" with acerbic lyrics and tongue-in-cheek commentary on Barbie culture.
  • Accessories, fake “boots,” and a recurring joke about her not coming with a husband—only Pedro the Pool Boy.
  • Notable quotes:
    • Tom Griswold: “Trophy Wife Barbie comes with the following accessories…an engagement ring twice as big as First Wife Barbie. Sorry, Trophy Wife Barbie’s husband sold separately.” [00:42]
    • Christy Lee (singing): “I’m Trophy Wife Barbie, I don’t work…I got a gold credit card, I used to work at Dairy Queen and now I got a limousine…” [01:17]

2. Visual Gags & Host Banter

• [03:04–06:14]
  • Hosts comment on Christy Lee’s new fluffy bangs and glasses—joking about art teacher aesthetics and reenacting scenes from Diane Keaton/Nancy Meyers movies.
  • Bob: “Every one of us could be in a different form of one of those Hallmark movies.” [04:04]
  • Imagining themselves as romantic leads, picking their Hallmark movie love interests (Jamie Lee Curtis, Michelle Yeoh, Sabrina Carpenter).
  • Briefly riff on Iran/Iran/Iraq pronunciations.

3. Letters: Listener Engagement

• [09:03–11:44]
  • Honoring the "holiday" of the first Monday of daylight saving time; listeners write in about old time-and-temperature lines and idiosyncratic childhood swimming rules.
  • Anecdotes about cold swimming pools, above-ground “tetanus shot” pools, and grim story of a friend drowning.

4. Showroom Tangents: Pancakes, French Toast, & Sandwiches

• [18:18–24:41]
  • Arguments over French toast (brioche, King’s Hawaiian, Ezekiel, rye) and favorite sandwich combinations.
  • Listeners recommend overstuffed BLTs and turkey clubs ("a pound of bacon" from Tony’s in Saginaw).
  • “Apple butter, cheddar, and turkey on marble bread” gets discussed.

5. Sex/Fetish/Nipples Segment

• [19:12–22:03]
  • Hilarious, raunchy letter from “Woody Longrod” revoking Josh Arnold’s membership in the thorough and generous Lovers Club due to a supposed dislike of nipples, springboarding into a news story about cosmetic nipple fillers.
  • News: Surge in “juvederm” and hyaluronic acid fillers for permanent “perky” nipples.

6. Ball Talk: Testicle Festival & Medical Oddities

• [36:23–39:07]
  • Promotion for Oakdale’s “Testicle Festival”; quizzing panelists about having eaten Rocky Mountain oysters.
  • News about filler injections for shrunken testicles, prosthetic “scrote filler,” and jokes about “ball parties.”

7. Pop Culture Corner: Walking Music, Cereal Wins, and Cigar Regrets

• [27:40–34:47]
  • If each host had a “walk in song” à la baseball players: “Raining Men,” “Sledgehammer,” discussion of Paul Shaffer, and walk-up music mishaps.
  • Josh’s “good day” story: when the last of his cereal matches the last of his milk [42:10].
  • Stories about trying (and failing at) being a “cigar guy.”

8. Current News & Oddball Stories

• [44:47–73:00]
  • Segment on couple caught having sex in a porta potty at a sheriff’s charity BBQ (with mugshot descriptions and porta-potty logistics debated in graphic, comic detail).
  • News of “43rd Annual Testicle Festival” and whether hosts have eaten animal testicles.
  • Hallmark movies, community stereotypes, and Asian friend tropes receive comedic analysis.

9. Sports, Guinness Records & Regionalisms

• [73:31–98:11]
  • Chick Magee covers NFL free agency—Joe Judge home run, Minshew’s team jump, sandwich Jenga analogies.
  • Letter discussion: Pennsylvania slang (“Yinzer," “buggy") and regional foods.
  • UK Wife Carrying Championship and the Estonian Hold explained (face-down, upside-down).
  • News on NBA’s axed Magic City Strip Club Night and the cultural cachet of Atlanta’s Magic City club; lemon pepper wings digression.

10. Offbeat News: Rescues, Popcorn Tomatoes & Luggage Finds

• [122:05–160:37]
  • Lake Huron ice shelf rescue: 20+ stranded on ice while fishing.
  • Runaway tortoise in Georgia found and returned by police.
  • Australia flooded with crocs: “Crocodiles are absolutely everywhere,” don’t go in the water!
  • News: Scientists gene-edit tomatoes to smell like popcorn ("I love the smell of tomatoes. I love the smell of popcorn. Although I do like popcorn slightly more." —Tom Griswold, [94:30]).
  • Unclaimed luggage: Diamonds, meteorites, samurai swords, gold bars, rat poison, and skeletons found in lost bags.

11. Listener Emails: Barbies, Nostalgia, and Minor Controversies

• [89:36–97:51]
  • Guinness world record: German woman identifies 19 Barbie dolls by touch, blindfolded. Debate about what counts as Barbie.
  • Barbie movie divides the room: “Anyone who had even the slightest bit of education would realize it was a piece of crap.” —Bob Kevoian, [92:35]
  • Dueling testaments to the sublime/urbane qualities.

12. Song Parodies & On-Air Music

• Parodies include:
  • “Trophy Wife Barbie Song” (Opening)
  • “Popcorn Tomato” jingle (Pat Godwin, [111:28])
  • “If I Had a Hammer” riff (multiple callbacks)
  • Ted Nugent/Amboy Dukes "Journey to the Center of the Mind" excerpt (music nerdery, [155:14])

13. Comedian Guest: Dave Dugan

• [116:49–161:12]
  • St. Patrick’s Day jokes, Irish heritage stories, and riffing on “green beer,” colored pee, and generational potato famine references.
  • Trivia nights, song surveys for “bedroom music,” and running routines about grandparenting and failed diets.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Trophy Wife Barbie Parody

• “Singing is hard, but not as hard as my music teacher.” —Tom Griswold [01:58]

On Hallmark Movie Tropes

• “There’s always gotta be a festival being put on.” —Bob Kevoian [06:30]
• “Hallmark has opened it up quite a bit.” —Josh Arnold [06:45]

Sex & Food Analogies

• “If you go to your house and you’re serving nachos, but I really wanted buffalo wings…What am I going to do? Not have the nachos?” —Josh Arnold, on nipples, [20:09]

Award for Most Egregious Analogy

• “There are ball parties like they have Botox parties…You need to carry samples!” —Christy Lee, Bob Kevoian [39:00–39:28]

Porta Potty Sex Scandal

• “What woman would admit to doing it in a porta-potty?” —Bob Kevoian, [48:23]
• “I can’t stand them…it’s just what it’s for.” —Christy Lee, [48:33]

Regional Vernacular

• “In Pennsylvania, you push your buggy around the grocery store.” —Tom Griswold, [41:13]

Barbie Movie Culture War

• “Anyone who had even the slightest bit of education would realize it was a piece of crap.” —Bob Kevoian, [92:35]
• “Super creative and witty.” —Josh Arnold, defending the film

Listener Email

• “We had a pool so rusty it was a tetanus shot waiting to happen.” —Josh Arnold, [12:21]

Travel

• “I would imagine with those stick ‘em codes, it would be pretty hard to lose luggage.” —Bob Kevoian, [135:15]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:16–02:41] Trophy Wife Barbie Parody Sketch
• [03:04–06:14] Hallmark movie and visual gags
• [09:03–11:44] Swimmer memories and time/temp nostalgia
• [17:32] Banter about Christy Lee’s style – puffy bangs and glasses
• [18:00–24:41] Sandwiches, French toast, and listener food letters
• [19:12–22:03] Thorough and Generous Lovers Club revoked; nipple filler news
• [36:23–39:07] Testicle Festival, Rocky Mountain oysters
• [27:40–34:47] Walk-up songs/playful music intros, cereal/milk “perfect day”
• [44:47–51:32] Porta-potty sex story with mugshots and logistics
• [73:31–98:11] Sports talk: NFL, Guinness records (wife carrying), NBA strip club night
• [122:05–160:37] Ice shelf rescue, runaway tortoise, crocodiles in Australia, popcorn tomatoes, unclaimed luggage auction

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Segment: Product Endorsements & Sponsors

• Aura Frames: Slideshows, photos uploaded from anywhere (recurring plug, e.g., [14:04–16:24])
• Orange Insoles: Foot health, promoted by Josh Arnold’s commercial breaks
• Hyundai Getaway Sales Event: Christy Lee live read, multiple callbacks
• American Financing: Home equity, refinance for credit card debt discussions

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Tone & Language

• Entirely irreverent, quick-witted, and gleefully off-topic. The hosts swing between sharp parody, observational humor, and self-deprecating personal stories.
• Recurring raunch (nipple and testicle bits), affectionate ribbing, and pop culture riffs.
• Language is colloquial, wisecracking, and sometimes delightfully absurd.

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Episode Value for Non-Listeners

This episode is a quintessential “BOB & TOM” blend of brainstormed sketches, improvisational jokes, and relatable banter. It’s a goldmine of retro nostalgia (old TV, toys), regional dialects, and spontaneous riffs, all performed with a high-energy chemistry that rewards both long-time fans and newcomers. If you missed out, this summary delivers all the major laughs, running jokes, and news-of-the-weird highlights—with enough personality to point you to your favorite segment, while skipping the ads and non-content filler.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show. New from the Bob and Tom Toy Company. It's Trophy Wife Barbie

[Bob Kevoian]

the empty headed Dom Trophy Trophy Wife Barbie Loves shopping

[Christy Lee]

at the mall she can't sew or

[Tom Griswold]

bake a cake who cares if her boots are fake?

[Bob Kevoian]

Trophy Wife Barbie, She's a living doll

[Tom Griswold]

Trophy Wife Barbie comes with the following accessories. Thong bikini, high heels, miniature brass pole, push up bra, collagen applicator, and an engagement ring twice as big as First Wife Barbie. Sorry. Trophy Wife Barbie's husband sold separately. We'd like to say she comes with her husband, but. But she doesn't. She does, however, come with Pedro the Pool Boy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Trophy Wife Barbie I don't work

[Bob Kevoian]

in the yard I'm Trophy Wife Barbie I got a gold credit card I used to work at Dairy Queen and now I've got a limousine I'm Trophy Wife Barbie I'm a living doll oh,

[Tom Griswold]

singing is hard, but not as hard as my music teacher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her husband's getting il. Trophy Wife Barbie can't wait to read the will Other girls say she's a

[Josh Arnold]

bitch she can suck the chrome off

[Bob Kevoian]

a trailer hitch Trophy Wife Barbie She's

[Tom Griswold]

a living dog Trophy Wife Barbie She's

[Bob Kevoian]

a living dog

[Tom Griswold]

Trophy Wife Barbie from Bob and Tom Toy Company. Barbie spelled differently. Just enough to avoid litigation, I'm guessing. I'm guessing B, A, R, B, E for Barbie, maybe. Would that could be. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got Barbie coming up in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Hey there. Hi there. Oh, there. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chrissy. Go to Bond.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning, Chrissy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on with you over there? Are those new glasses?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are your bangs all fluffy?

[Christy Lee]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

They are right. They are right. At maximum. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They are going to be cut on Thursday. And I've had these glasses. I haven't worn them in a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like them. You're throwing me off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they look good.

[Christy Lee]

I can put the old ones on. I've got.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You look good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the puffy bangs.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like the shirt makes you look like you're teaching an oil painting class or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It's rather Diane Keaton.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Like, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Gotten that a lot lately. You're dressing more like Diane Keaton.

[Tom Griswold]

This nude model. Please, no giggling. And you know, it's Josh and I

[Christy Lee]

would be the first one to giggle.

[Tom Griswold]

He whips his robe off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it's Like a Nancy Myers movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. And you fall in love with the model, of course. And you redo his kitchen, and that's. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what you're saying is every one of us could be in a different form of one of those Hallmark movies.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee would be kind of the Diane Keaton type. Art teacher. That. And she meets the guy, and it's Josh, and he's a nude model. I like everything about this. Yeah, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

And he's younger.

[Josh Arnold]

My thoughts were it's like a Nancy Myers movie. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's Nancy Myers?

[Tom Griswold]

I knew he didn't know who it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Mike Myers. Mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Handful of huge romantic comedy hits. Sort of a Nora Ephron type.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Isn't that. What's one with Meryl Streep and Alex?

[Josh Arnold]

It's complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

It's complicated. Yeah. And Steve Martin's in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's a pretty good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Something's got to give. I think she did with Nicholson.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I want to be in a Hallmark movie, but I'm the poor white trash that moved away and I'm rich now, and I. I come back.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they fall in love. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You come in a private jet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. My PJ parked out at the. At the Metro.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you don't disclose that until, like.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Who's the romantic interest?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a tough one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who would you cast as your.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone much younger. Let me think.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you wouldn't go with Maura Tierney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

She does not trip my trigger.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's in a cop show now, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is she really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's the one that got her start in broadcast news. Whatever it was.

[Tom Griswold]

News.

[Josh Arnold]

Radio.

[Dave Dugan]

News.

[Bob Kevoian]

Radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it she in the St. Elsewhere or something? Maybe or. Er.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was in the affair, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she is. Man, I'm gonna have to watch that.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's the spermed wife. I think she got.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a spermed wife?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Burned.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he said sperm, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I knew. He said at some point.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there was some sperm exchange. She's got a couple kids, but who knows? Swabbed it out of a magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

I Spermed wife will not be a Hallmark mo.

[Tom Griswold]

No,

[Josh Arnold]

no matter how many Christmas lights

[Bob Kevoian]

they try to surround her with. This is the Christmas bukkake scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Really inappropriate Christmas bukkake.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, every now and again I'll watch a non Christmas Hallmark movie, not ashamed to admit it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have those.

[Josh Arnold]

They do. They're exactly like the Christmas movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the. Is it like this? The town is. The small town is celebrating its centennial or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's always gotta be a festival being put on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's usually the Asian friend somehow involved in the planning. Dispose.

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have people that come in and go, hey, look, we gotta. We gotta cut out these stereotypes. You gotta get something a little bit more.

[Josh Arnold]

Hallmark has opened it up quite a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a lot of great mail coming up this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Great mail.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been called that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We will be a great male. You'll be joined by comedian Dave Dugan coming up later on in the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, Tom Howard.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. I'm good. Oh, hey, Christy. How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

But no, Christy, you look good.

[Christy Lee]

Friend for life.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like this. I like this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks. Actually, these glasses, to be honest, no frame, nothing magic.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy was just putting her fingers through the holes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Chrissy was putting her fingers through the hole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, you're just joining us. We're talking about her glasses. For God's sake. The filth in this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

How would you guys say it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna go. Jamie Lee Curtis. I'm gonna go.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Michelle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always had a crush on her.

[Josh Arnold]

Michelle. Yo.

[Tom Griswold]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Okay. Everything everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is your Hallmark movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That's my love interest. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, interesting. Or maybe add your thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

James Hong. I like Hallmark movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kim Novak. Just to keep the string of Kim's going.

[Pat Godwin]

Kim Novak.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got to get a back home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look, they can do a lot with AI these days.

[Josh Arnold]

You could go Kimberly Williams. Paisley. She's in a lot of those homes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does he have.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Brad Paisley's wife?

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she has a horrible rash. Right. And it's all over her face, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is. It is that color. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Paisley pattern.

[Pat Godwin]

Father of the bride, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's who Ace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who would you go with this Hallmark movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Sabrina Carpenter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good choice.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not black.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't see that coming.

[Josh Arnold]

She is adorable. That's a twist. That's the twist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, did you see that Iran thing? That new supreme leader. It's Diana Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

She is She's. Hey, she's led Supremes before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. I mean, good choice. Unusual for the hardliner religious folks there in Iran. And by the way, are we good? Is it Iran or Iran or Iran?

[Tom Griswold]

I always said Iran because I. I hear Tehran. So I said Tehran.

[Bob Kevoian]

Iran.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, don't say Iraq. Don't say Iran. I don't think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm hearing them. I'm hearing them both.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially Iraq.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever pisses them off is how I'll pronounce it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that idea. All right, Very good.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday. I want to get to an early letter.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Monday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And it was this a special Monday that we have decided should be a holiday. It's the first Monday of daylight savings time. Almost everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

How many of you took a nap yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

I actually did.

[Christy Lee]

I did too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a little chair nap for about 45 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was uninterested for about 25 minutes, but that's the closest I got.

[Christy Lee]

But then.

[Josh Arnold]

Fall asleep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, fell asleep on my porch. Man, that was nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a dazed moment in a parking lot.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Sometimes those dazed moments are the best sleep you'll get all day.

[Pat Godwin]

Officer knocking on the window.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were dead.

[Bob Kevoian]

The point of. The point of this is that first day of daylight savings time. And again, I forget who hold does what. Hawaii and what is it? Arizona. Don't do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's confusing, but got this from Steve in Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Steve.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind enough to write of the famous couple, Steve and Jen, and their last name sounds like a dipping sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, does?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

Chipotle.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not Steve. Buffalo. It's not Steve. Chipotle. We could go on all day, man.

[Christy Lee]

That's Branch.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a radio guy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pronounced Buffalo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's good. But that's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not honey mustard.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it should be Ranch because today is national ranch dressing day.

[Christy Lee]

March 10th. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a story about that coming up. He go. Steve writes, growing up in Iowa in the 80s, there used to be a phone number we would call to tell us the exact time and temperature.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had the time because we. Yesterday we opened with one of our old bits, the Time channel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we had that here.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we used to. I don't know if you remember this when the show would start to coordinate the time, we used to call the Naval Observatory because Greenwich Meantime or something. Yeah. We had to get the satellite universal master clock with the master Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But Steve writes the time and temperature line. Admittedly, we were more concerned with the temperature than the time. This is how we found out if it was warm enough to go swimming. Because my friends and I were not allowed to go swimming until it hit 70 degrees.

[Tom Griswold]

Hmm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems kind of arbitrary.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? 70 is a good, good temperature? 69. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why can't you go swimming when it's, you know, chilly?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's 50 this time.

[Christy Lee]

Your water's gonna be.

[Bob Kevoian]

This sounds like one of those things where your mom would go, you can't swim. That was such a.

[Christy Lee]

Swim for 30 minutes after eating.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

We were kids.

[Christy Lee]

Well, back when we were kids. I don't know. You're rich, so. But our place didn't have a heater, so the pool was cold if it was 50 degrees. I remember having swim lessons first thing in the morning, and it would be like

[Tom Griswold]

I had swim lessons in the spring. And I almost died from exposure. That's how poor we were. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We went to Wildwood in May because my dad had his vacation and it was freezing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Wildwood the amusement park that had to close because of all the misdeeds and. Oh, absolutely shabby Wildwood.

[Pat Godwin]

It's about a half hour from Atlantic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful country.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody have a joyful memory they'd like to share? There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

We had one of those aluminum, like, small pools. Like, that was maybe above ground. Yeah, the above ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

The only problem was we had it for so long that the rust along the rim, you had to be very careful getting in and out.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a tetanus shot waiting to happen.

[Josh Arnold]

But we love that thing, man. We would run in it and then just get the biggest whirlpool going.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those were a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't go swimming. I played ice hockey on a frozen pond. A friend broke through, fell through the ice and drowned.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, big laugh in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but this guy. This guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace, would you care to go through a list? I was the white women you'd let me tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you what this. This guy who drowned, he. He was a real prick, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's

[Tom Griswold]

back to you, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I've been doing this for a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a true story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am. I am pretty good at. That's a true story. Chick Segwaying out of tragedy into first name was Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. That's great. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, did you hear about Greg? Yeah. Good. That's how it went.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how it went.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he make the shot at least?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it was during a timeout.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, on some ice. Ice skates aren't skates. They're can openers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very funny. You know, it's. It's. It's hard to swim with ice skates on. You know, they. They weigh a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Figure skates.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little easier than hockey skates.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be problematic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, on that happy note, could you set something on fire over there so I have a way to get out of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Aura frames. There's a picture behind. Oh, look, it's Fluffy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's a picture with Gabriel Iglesias in the studio. We're talking about our aura frame. What it does. It's a. To go back in time, two pictures. It's a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a slideshow. If you ever saw the movie.

[Dave Dugan]

The movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The TV series, Mad Men, one of the greatest episodes of television ever made is where Don Draper comes in and describes the carousel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is slide.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a slide. But I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the aura frame. It's. They're slides.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm trying to help those visualize what's happening here. Is there any way you could set him on fire in the parking lot?

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't get any pictures of what happened to Greg. Wouldn't it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no pictures of the guy drowning. I can tell you that. No one had a camera or I'd have taken pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody had a phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll say. I'm going to count backwards. I'm talking to some Jason. I'll count backwards. Begin it right when I say I

[Tom Griswold]

have a Christmas story. And now I think I have a spring story.

[Bob Kevoian]

And can you save it for any other time?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look at this. There's a picture of Christie Lee looking so pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's when I was doing the gymnastics championship.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice. And that's, of course, on the aura frame. It's like a slideshow in the old. But it doesn't make that sound right.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I bet you can get sound

[Bob Kevoian]

effects and make it that you certainly could. The aura frame. It's my favorite thing that we talk about. I've got one at my house next to slides. Yeah, it's like a slideshow. Drop it. I'll take care of it from here. It's got free unlimited storage. Put as many photos and videos as you want on one of these babies. We're getting love letters about the aura frame. And by the way, it was named number one by wirecutter. They know what they're talking about. It's the perfect gift or the perfect gift for you. You can have pictures of your family, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. For a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners can knock 35 bucks off the best selling Carver mat frame. It's just like that one. Use the code word, Tom. 35 bucks off Aura frames. A U, R, A or a frames dot com. Use the promo code, Tom. Tell them we sent you. It's really fun and really cool. And the great thing about this is, say you give one to your mom and she lives in Kansas City and you live in Des Moines, Iowa. You can still load pictures on and she can wake up in the morning and go into the kitchen and look, there's a sweet picture of my son with a shark swimming right toward him. Oh, wait a minute. You want to put happy pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're not playing hockey, are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, we're going to not play hockey in the photograph. Thank you very much. Aura frames. Aura frames dot com. Promo code, Tom. Save yourself 35 bucks on a terrific gift. Coming up, we have great letters from you involving all kinds of things, including the thorough and generous Lovers Club. Oh, a letter apparently from one of the members directed to Josh. We'll find out about that when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hello there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, that's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

May I have a piece of chest pads?

[Pat Godwin]

My buddy said. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

We really knew how to talk to ladies back when we were 13, 14, 15 along in there, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Chick McGee, I've got a stack of letters here, emails from our listeners

[Tom Griswold]

brought to you by sleep number. Hurry in. It's your last chance to get select sleep number mattresses. Take up to 30 to 40% off the top rated beds at sleep number. That's sleepnumber.com. and that is now available on your computer. Oh, thank you very much, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're a waffle guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pancake.

[Tom Griswold]

Pancake guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's right. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. You're a pancake guy. But when you're a French toast. When you're having French toast, do you want them cut into triangles or.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, whole. I like them whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a huge French toast fan. I don't have it enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love French toast.

[Tom Griswold]

What type of bread you use?

[Jeff Oskay]

The brioche.

[Bob Kevoian]

The King's Hawaiian.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you. I think you'd like brioche. It's like cake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

For God's sake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Rye.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that weird? Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ezekiel, man, that would be awful.

[Josh Arnold]

The Ezekiel actually works. Okay. Yeah, it's not. It's not as joyous as. But rye. I can't even imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they make Ezekiel bread in the Adam and Eve time? That's why they call it Ezekiel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what they had then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty much. Well, yeah. No kings. Hawaiian. Every time. I've got a letter for you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

As president. By the way, this is. I think this may be a fake name. Woody Longrod.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Woody.

[Pat Godwin]

That's real.

[Tom Griswold]

The Wood band.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did. I should really pre read these. Dear Josh, as president of the thorough and generous Lovers Club, I regret to inform you that your membership has been revoked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

How is he? President Josh is president.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's been brought to our attention that you do not enjoy pleasuring a woman via her nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's actually not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact, you said on the show yesterday you would prefer that a woman didn't even have nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

That is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can no longer be considered a thorough and generous lover. You can change your mind and then reapply. Thank you, Woody.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, here's the deal. I would prefer nippleless breasts, but since they're there, I'm having at them. I'm not ignoring them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure it does. If you go to. If I. If I go to your house and you're serving nachos. But I really wanted Buffalo wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

What am I going to do? Not have the nachos? Because I.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm glad that you use that analogy.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't want to disappoint you, I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You work with what you're giving love the nips you're with.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that song. The great Stephen Stills. This all came up because of a news story yesterday involving nipples in the news, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chris, did you remember what.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're putting nipple filler out there in case ladies want their headlights all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a spackle?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like a. It's like a juvederm. It puffs them up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody bring religion into this.

[Tom Griswold]

What, the glycerin does that, Right. Don't they use that in the adult cinema industry?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the same stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Like a permanent.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the same stick on thing, Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Girls have always had the stick ons.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Yeah, you could do that.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen that out in the wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those like a paste. Like a mini.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a little pasty.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the same stuff they were injecting in the skiers at the Olympics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hydrolonic acid or whatever they call it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heard of until that, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you have. You just. It's been around for a long time. It's what they used to puff their lip lips on their face up.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a big fan of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is something new from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. Injecting filler into the nipples can give them a more erect look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And apparently this has become a popular thing. So now there are some that actually need it for. Not just for cosmetic reasons, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some people have inverted nipples, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they say if you're planning on breastfeeding, this could be a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they don't suggest that you do it. But in any event, that's when Josh weighed in on that. Now we have a letter over there. Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, a top show, if you want to talk about the best sandwiches is you have to mention Tony's and Saginaw. Their BLT has a pound of bacon on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee, that seems insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Their turkey club has about a pound of turkey and a half pound of bacon. I get mine with green olives and it's delicious. That doesn't sound good, but I bet it. That's Peggy from Kent, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

All right, We've touched on a nerve on this favorite sandwich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this was celebrities favorite sandwiches.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Daniels and his peanut butter whatever

[Bob Kevoian]

on pita and with crushed potato chips.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This is from John, longtime listener, first time emailer. Turkey and cheddar on marble bread with apple butter and thin slices of apple for crunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what sounds good?

[Tom Griswold]

Never think of apple butter because I don't like apples.

[Dave Dugan]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Apple butters.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple butter Got a good thing going.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the crunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do, too. I've had that. I've had turkey, brie, and apple slices. That's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a book club meal, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we're reading the latest Colleen Hoover.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. And that's part of the book after midnight. So we're all wearing pajamas and we grill. We're gonna grill out.

[Christy Lee]

And I do not belong to a book club.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

That the hammering you're hearing is my husband building a gallows.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you know what I'm gonna do if you got a book club? Send me your proposal. I might. I might join your book club. Oh, all right. I wouldn't read the book, but I'll just come by.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think anybody reads the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I don't think. Yeah, I'll be there for the show.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse to get together and drink wine. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Cindy and the. You want to say something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

When I'm an F in charge.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Tom. Cindy said what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cindy said, my son last night asked me to put his chicken nuggets in the stove with the roof. I said, you mean the oven. That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Stove with the roof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stove with a roof.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a door, a roof, wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from a gentleman by the name of Bob. I work with a guy named Phil. He has three testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

He always jokes around and says to the other guys at the office, is it a problem if one of my testicles is bigger than the other two? And we were discussing this yesterday because there is also a scrote filler. Scrote filler. Apparently it's called. What is it? If you're.

[Christy Lee]

If guys are using testosterone injections, they can cause their testicles to shrink. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they're apparently getting filler in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, who cares about that? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one that has them. I don't. I don't give them a second thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's not like you're spending a lot of time eyeballing them, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to tell you the last time. I can't remember the last time I looked at them. I got. I'll have a feel every now and then.

[Christy Lee]

Certainly that's what I was going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, almost daily, I. You'd have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you'd have to look for a

[Tom Griswold]

couple of mirrors, I would think, to get a really good look at them,

[Bob Kevoian]

but I don't know. Is this in the gay community, a big thing?

[Christy Lee]

It's me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there. Is there a fetish? Is there, like, a website you go to? That's just balls.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure there's people out there that are into that. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ghost balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Tony's in Saginaw. The best sandwiches on the face of the earth. Margaret slash Peggy from Kent, Ohio, sent us that information, and we now have a picture of Tony's blt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on. How do you eat that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's like a classic new sort of almost New York deli with a pound.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a pound of bacon, kids so tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's like a Dagwood sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

And the turkey club has a pound of turkey and a half pound of bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it does look good, but

[Christy Lee]

it's so much bacon I couldn't eat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think maybe you share that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it seems like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd have to spread that. You'd have.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to take the bacon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're gonna. Yeah, you're gonna have to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what you have to do with all those New York delis. You got to eat it with a fork most of the time, and then you can finally get it to a place where you can put the bread and meat in your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the game where you pull the Jenga Jenga? You had, like, a bacon Jenga thing, pulling them out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel about the phrase make and bacon, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

Would that even come from? Except that it rhymes?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But sexy, sexy talk, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you want to go in there and be making some bacon?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is. It's not earning money.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Making bacon is sex. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there were a couple of albums porking from the Capricorn label back in the day, based in Macon, Georgia, that were titled that, probably. We have a new story coming up about making bacon and a portalette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it gets even better when you find out where the couple is from.

[Tom Griswold]

Who can tell when and where the love bug bites. That could be a Hallmark movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a story behind this. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Bob Kevoian]

And we even have a photograph of the lovely couple.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Gracious.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys were talking about when you return from breaks, you play music. If you all had walk in music to the studio, what would yours be?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow, that's an interesting idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of a cool idea. Like when a baseball player heads for the plate. What would yours be, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

God. You want something up tempo first? Yeah, of course. Have to be up tempo. And it's not. She's Talking Again by Henry Phillips.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't say a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be apropos.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I knew you were thinking. I don't know. For some reason, I just saw that I heard the song Raining Men in my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I was gonna pick that one. That's your walking music, Chrissy Stole my thunder.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why I thought of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe AC dc.

[Pat Godwin]

That one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, what was your walk?

[Pat Godwin]

Sledgehammer. After the keyboard flourishes. When it kicks in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you be a little bit more vague?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in at 13. When it kicks in, it's raining.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of men in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Didn't Paul Schaer write that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the nicest guys we've ever interviewed.

[Christy Lee]

He was very.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I. I try to be kind to everyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he's great. His book's good, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't say he. His book was bad. I was just having a fun impression.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

When does the fun start? I must have missed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Very combative.

[Christy Lee]

To what song would you walk into, John?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of hard to be confrontational when your voice is like this. Of course. He's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Six.

[Tom Griswold]

He's only, like, six inches tall.

[Christy Lee]

He's about my height. He's a lot taller.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he that short?

[Tom Griswold]

He's short.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never met him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Christy and I could slow down.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What would be your w. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what Tom's would be. This is Tom's. There he comes. Here he comes. Tom Griswold is a sledgehammer.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was yours, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but not the vocal.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Pat Godwin]

That was my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you have a problem with this on a ship or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was working on the ships, and it's all run by a Serbian guys, and they were having a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Serbian guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's the Filipinos or Serbian guys. They're the hardest working people.

[Tom Griswold]

I can spot them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But anyway, the Serbian, like, sound guys and light guys were just messing up all week because they were new. And after a while, I just gave up with any intro music or even the guitar being plugged in or lights being on. And finally the guy in charge. Drac. Dracnar. Or something like that comes up to because I hear you've been having problems with the sound and lights. I apologize.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Drachnar.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in charge. I'm in charge. Everything. Time will be perfect. What do you want for intro music? I said, you know what? Anything energetic. No, no, no. What do you want for intro music? Well, if I'm being honest, Sledgehammer right after the keyboard flourishes. When it really kicks in. Sledgehammer when it kicks in. You got it. And so I was introduced and he played if I had a hammer by Trini. Trini Lopez.

[Tom Griswold]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's in the back with his th.

[Tom Griswold]

I nailed it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nailed it.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is the Peter Poll and memory same.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean they're all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's not trinity.

[Josh Arnold]

My man gets what he wants.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always like Trini Lopez.

[Christy Lee]

How did you react to that?

[Pat Godwin]

I laughed and it was a great show because I've never. It was so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey everybody. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

That still works.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't bad. Yes, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like a walk up song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's lamer than Sledgehammer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, you can sing it. The geek of the grossing

[Tom Griswold]

in the morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a great. Well, if I had a Hyundai, I'd be driving with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You'd come in smiling every day. Right now you can get a hundred.

[Tom Griswold]

She was pulling in this morning. It sounds like a spaceship.

[Josh Arnold]

When you can.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's a hybrid. So you're here in the EV party

[Tom Griswold]

and then it idles. That's a good idling spaceship.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a. Like the bright lights on a spaceship in a Spielberg movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Hyundai getaway sales event is going on now. I don't know if you'll get bright lights like the Spielberg movie, but you will get a great deal on adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. The Tucson, which is my favorite. The Tucson hybrid. Plus of course there's the bold and stylish Elantra if you're more of a sedan guy or gal. And the Ioniq 5 and Ioniq 9 are the all electric Hyundai's that'll just blow you away. They're so cool. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer. Get away with a deal. You'll love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

thank you very much, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, I drove to work yesterday with my parking lights on and not one person flashed their lights at me to let me know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no headlights. Just park.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I was going blind.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

I did until I got to the parking lot and then I finally went, wait a minute. And I flipped the switch and I

[Pat Godwin]

go, well, it's foggy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't notice that because they're on automatic if somebody would change them.

[Christy Lee]

And that's mine. Yeah, mine are automatic, too. And apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, someone here's a warning for you sometimes if you take your car to get serviced and they've obviously clicked a button or two. A few years ago I got in my car and there's that thing in the mirror when there's a car when you're changing lanes, it tells you if there's a car and you're absolutely. Yeah, they turned that off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you had relied on that exclusively.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of do, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just about. Chicane. Chicane. Some guy in a minivan off the freeway. Sorry, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Disclaimer that says don't rely totally on your cameras or your.

[Christy Lee]

I get kind of used.

[Bob Kevoian]

Busy texting and couldn't read. Yeah. So now every time I take it anywhere, I always check. Or if you have young kids and they decide they're going to play let's drive the car in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let them do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They get in the car and they're hitting all these buttons and. Okay, be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing like the sad face of a Griswold child when they hear. No for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

What's that, Daddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Coming up, more of your letters and wieners.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Our letters?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wiener.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's almost wiener season, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

It sure is.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're getting close. Yeah, getting close. I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen that? I'm gonna tell you. Have you seen the wiener cookers that looks like a little man with his door?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Slide a wiener on there, man. It's that funny.

[Josh Arnold]

We enjoyed those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom show square up

[Dave Dugan]

a new podcast from Andre Berto.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo, what's going on, man? It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Dave Dugan]

behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer.

[Bob Kevoian]

People want to see More.

[Tom Griswold]

They want to see who you are as a fighter. Like I said, the time is now. I really wanted to do that. Sit down from a fighter's perspective.

[Dave Dugan]

Find out what it really means to be a fighter inside and outside the ring.

[Bob Kevoian]

This fight game is such a roller coaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank baby. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. They'll even, let's say you need a windshield wiper. They'll put it in there for you. One, two, three. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm Chick. Tom. Getting a good stretch in?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. There sure was a lot of testicle talk on the show yesterday morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was, it was, it was medical context.

[Tom Griswold]

What an ideal time to invite everyone. Oakdale, California's 43rd annual Testicle Festival, happening on March 30th. It's the only time where it's appropriate to play with your food, silly. That's Dominic from Oakdale, California.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had bull testicles before?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, I like them. Oh, they were delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

They really were. Yeah, they were great.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't get past the fact they tasted like balls.

[Josh Arnold]

They were great at Cattleman Steakhouse, the famous steakhouse in Oklahoma.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I've heard that. Those are amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? They must have a great recipe because I went to a thing down right down the street here once, and it was. They were not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Did they deep fry them? How do they cook?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. It was just the whole notion.

[Tom Griswold]

And during the preparation, they stand around like a pizza place. They look through a window and watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

So your criticism of too much balls.

[Tom Griswold]

They taste like balls, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

And are they tasted a ball. These were hog testicles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, maybe those are different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they do beef?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That's what we had at cattle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I wonder. Yeah, I wonder how there must be a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, the, the best buys the deer nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're under a buck. You remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. They're not under a buck price.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? So I. I didn't know there was a distinction here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, one's on a pig and one's on a Cow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can't get hog balls off a cow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can't get a hog balls off.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't roller skate.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I like? I like, I like the, the veal balls. You gotta have a lot of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They talk about fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're barely ball. Yeah, that's their motto.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as much.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're barely balls. It's in quotation marks on the package. Once again, we were discussing this because men are apparently getting. What's this called, hydrochloric acid or something?

[Christy Lee]

Hydro. Hydrochlonic acid. There is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Make sure your doctor knows the difference.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shooting. If your doctor is advising that get that stuff shot into your ball sack, I think you might.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Clinician, I guess I should say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't understand why anyone would do

[Christy Lee]

that if they have ball parties like they have Botox parties.

[Josh Arnold]

So what happens at a Botox party? Is everybody get injected there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They have a clinician come, you get shot, you get botox in your face at the party.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the point of that is what now?

[Christy Lee]

Girls get together and drink wine again?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because this is like, like, this is like your book club. Yes, I hear you.

[Christy Lee]

I have never done it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're. I hear you're joining one called the. The Cliff Notes Book Club. You really don't have to spend a lot of time getting ready to. To discuss the book.

[Christy Lee]

The new book club is Mahjong. That's what everybody's doing now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mahjong.

[Christy Lee]

Mahjong. Mahjong, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The game they just get together and play that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Mahjong is really.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm available to join a book called

[Christy Lee]

you know how to play Mahjong or Mahjong.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only reason I know about it is every once in. Every once in a while some of those terms pop up and cross password puzzles. There are real. There's a bunch of weird words associated,

[Tom Griswold]

I think M, A, H, J, O, N, G. So yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we have a lot of letters to get to. I don't even know where to start this.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I have one for Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, comes to us from Jim. He's from Ben Salem.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I know where that is. Right outside of Philly.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, love your. Your show yesterday. You let us know Pat is a big time Philly boy. Hot dang. He said, is that Philly speak?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember that being Philly speak,

[Josh Arnold]

but Philly peeps are a different but very great breed. Not anyone else. I'd love to hear from Pat about his southeastern Pennsylvania Roots Northeast. Well. Well, Jim, perhaps Pat could start a podcast about that. I don't know that we just gonna have him.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll put you down as the first subscriber.

[Josh Arnold]

And here.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one phrase he says you've never heard. I've never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Jim, does not suggest. Hot dang. I was asking. Oh, he just used it.

[Tom Griswold]

Two of the most interesting phrases for people from Pennsylvania. Phil. Pittsburgh. Yinzer. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Pittsburgh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Pittsburgh. And buggy. That's a shopping cart.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they say buggy.

[Tom Griswold]

You push your buggy around the grocery store.

[Josh Arnold]

What is yinzer?

[Tom Griswold]

A yinzer is somebody from Pittsburgh.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, That's Pittsburgh. We had Hannah and that's ain't it. But they're called Hannah's. The town people.

[Tom Griswold]

Hannah's.

[Pat Godwin]

You've been there.

[Dave Dugan]

Hannah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you a Hannah or a Yinzer? I don't know why Yinzer's. Pittsburgh. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

My neighbor. They were called scholars. Well, they're called drug dealers.

[Tom Griswold]

In mine, they were called poor white trash.

[Christy Lee]

Mine too, Chick. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have time for one more letter, and I'm gonna read it right now. Josh was talking about how, you know, it's gonna be a good day. And this was. This was a really fun discussion.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, we're gonna pay for this all week, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes there are little signs they'll let you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like. For example, I know if Chick doesn't come in. Good day.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. No, no, no, no, no. We owe it to Josh. Josh, how did you know it was going to be a great.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna give us other examples, but the one for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Recently was the last of my crisping cereal corresponded perfectly with the last of the milk.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta be.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a sweet thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like making every light on your way into work.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This comes to us from.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever notice when you make every light he word your cereal coincides with your man?

[Bob Kevoian]

A good day is when he is. When Chick has laryngitis or some form of congenital heart disease. I don't know why he'd need a mental health day. Scott is kind enough to write from Bel Air, Maryland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very fancy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a cigarette? A Bel Air. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Or is it a Bel Air? A car. It's a car. A Chevy. Bel Air.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was a cigarette.

[Bob Kevoian]

Salem Bel Air.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weren't those the menthol cigarettes?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought so.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't Jackie Kennedy smoke? Was she smoking Bel Airs?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know where I left my lighter. Oh, it's under Jack's seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll dig around Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you guys are right. Bel Air cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

They were. They were going after her the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. He was. She was looking for a lighter.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at.

[Tom Griswold]

Saved her life.

[Bob Kevoian]

If someone's listening to this show for the first time, there has not been a continuous line of thought or speech for the last hour.

[Christy Lee]

Bell Arabs were discontinued in 2006, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess they run another story about Jack.

[Christy Lee]

It says changing consumer preference is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is what it says.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody hates it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you're. You got a nice mint flavored tumor, Jackie. Yeah, okay, well, we're what took her down. We're going to come. Yeah, we're going to come back with this letter and many more. We certainly appreciate your indulgence and we'll try to have some kind of linear thought towards one thing leads to another. Wieners from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on obandtom or you can email us at bobandtomobandtom.com Close your eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Exhale.

[Josh Arnold]

Feel your body relax.

[Christy Lee]

And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.

[Tom Griswold]

And breathe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's my gift. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, give it back in the O'Reilly auto.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, no refunds.

[Bob Kevoian]

You take it back.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, look, it's Jeff Osuke, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look, Jeffrey, you're looking good today.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, run.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a weird one. Don't interrupt anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your hat say Arnold's? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love that hat, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Neat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Somebody sent those into us.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it again?

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold's tickle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think it is. It's a good hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

So old.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Arnold's tinkle tanks.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a honey dripper thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe so. They're like portalettes, right? Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Should we get right to our portalette story.

[Josh Arnold]

OWS $5,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Go, baby, go.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a great story in the news. Do. Jason, do you have the mug shot? Okay, great.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida say a jail inmate admitted to having sex in a porta potty during a sheriff's annual barbecue fundraiser.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we were going to do this later in the day so ruin our whole morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it in the dumper.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not in the. Yes. That could be taken two ways. And it's possible that it was in the dumper. In the dumper it is.

[Christy Lee]

Could I finish?

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know. We've been waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the problem?

[Bob Kevoian]

Typical.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't finish. Can you imagine, Cameron?

[Tom Griswold]

I can. Hit your head.

[Christy Lee]

The Indian River County Sheriff's Office Bent. Employed some inmates, known as trustees, to perform tasks like serving food and maintenance of the grounds. One 35 year old trustee was assigned to the barbecue serving line when he snuck away to the portable toilets. Surveillance cameras captured the inmate speaking to two women before one enters a porta potty. And he follows after checking to see

[Tom Griswold]

if I gave her the old.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they've got him on camera. The guy's looking around to make sure no one sees him.

[Christy Lee]

Right. He follows her into the porta potty. Got that? The man spontaneously, openly and freely stated he had sex with a female in the porta potty. He has been charged with prisoner escape or attempt escape.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't think that's fair. Yeah, I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

The woman is identified as another former jail inmate and Elizabeth Green. Or Greer. Sorry. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office event did raise $63,000 though, for a Florida charity.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the fact they tagged the story with, hey, other than the guy, you know, banging it out on the porta potty with some lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this could have gone a much.

[Tom Griswold]

This is fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

They raised some cash. Good for him. But he's not escaping, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. I. We don't. There's no evidence that he would.

[Christy Lee]

He just wanted a little.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted to get laid. And so. So did she.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, we have the photographs of the mug shots. By the way, the one on the right is the woman. And I know that might be a tough call.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's just like a woman, just

[Christy Lee]

because she has a short haircut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tom. You know what? Tom says you get your hair cut short, you never want to have sex again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She had sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you twitching looking at that thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Thought that was squiggy.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Now it's an object.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, that is one ugly woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then, of course, he looks like a psycho killer.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have a crush on Elijah Wood, she's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aging Elijah Wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they arrest him at the barbershop? Like, did they catch him in the gown?

[Tom Griswold]

He does look like he's wearing a smock.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, on the other hand, have you ever. Can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

What woman would admit. Or any man or woman, whatever you're into. To doing it in a porta potty.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like going to the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't stand them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it's for.

[Christy Lee]

But think. Okay, here's where my brain went. Think of the line he must have had if he walked up to two women and said, hey. Yeah, I mean, what. What enticed them?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think maybe in that instance, no line is needed at all? Hey, you're an inmate. I'm an inmate.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this woman was a former.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she's a former inmate.

[Christy Lee]

She's not an inmate.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's a trustee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, I'm an inmate. You know how it was. You couldn't get laid in there.

[Dave Dugan]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I just. Let's have one out in the old.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go knock one.

[Josh Arnold]

My question is, why are you at a sheriff's event? To raise money. They're volunteering. They're working the barbecue.

[Christy Lee]

They work the barbecue. They brought the trustees there to help out.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But she. She's out.

[Dave Dugan]

She's done.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you going back to visit? Barbecue is.

[Tom Griswold]

You graduate high school, you don't have any friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh raises a good point. This place, the Indian River, Florida barbecue. That must be really some high quality barbecue.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe she worked for the catering company.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Most catering companies, it's all ex criminals. I didn't think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was

[Christy Lee]

glad they're getting.

[Josh Arnold]

Name one of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to get some tree work done? The worst part of this story is I didn't print the whole thing. This guy apparently didn't wash his hands after leaving the portal. Yeah, they've got ever since. Whoever thought of putting in the squirters with the.

[Christy Lee]

The hand Santa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's the only reason I can. But also, have you been to one of those things where they have these trailers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

That have the first class porta potties. It's like suddenly you go from, you know, standing in the lawn at a Concert. You're in the Four Seasons bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a four holer and sinks and all sorts. Dear Bob and Eric. Thank you, dear Bob and top show. This is from Hillary in Southern Indiana. I was in Louisville, Kentucky this weekend for my daughter's volleyball tournament. It, much to my surprise, I walked around a corner and there it was, a beautiful vehicle taking up two parking spots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the Wiener Mobile. All right. Downtown Louisville must have been having a convention or something. I instantly wanted to text my picture to Tom. Thanks for making me laugh in the mornings. Once again, that's Hillary. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Always fun to spot it, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

It kind of looks mysterious at night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they, they did. They used to have. I know they're of course, cigarette boats, which are not. They don't look like cigarettes. But back in the day, did they have something like the Wiener Mobile for a cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

For a cigarette.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a giant Winston driving around for the Winston Cup. Did they ever have like a big cigarette?

[Josh Arnold]

One would hope.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, by the way, I looked it up. Jackie Kennedy smoked Salem, not Bel Air.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Salems. And, and I love looking for my lighter. Maybe it's down here under Jack Seat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

Jack Kennedy primarily smoked cigars. And the famous story is that before he put the embargo on Cuba, he had Pierre Salinger order him 1250 of his favorite Cuban cigars.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's the stuff you do as president.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's why you run for president.

[Bob Kevoian]

A. Kennedy liked the H. Upman Petite Upman cigars.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Pierre Salinger.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever try a cigar?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

You tried and you went, yeah. Not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never tried one. I'm not even unlighted, if that's a word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've tried them before.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was cigar guy for about a year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? You were a cigar guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you, what kind did you smoke? The real thin ones with the plastic tip?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I started with, with, I would go wood tips.

[Christy Lee]

Swisher Sweets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Swisher Sweets with the wood.

[Tom Griswold]

As soon as put your cigar in your mouth, you talk like this. You had it in your mouth the whole time?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I. And then I realized it took me too long. Girls hated it.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do.

[Pat Godwin]

Stays with you for three days.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are some girls who do not hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

All my buddies were like, man, I made out with this person at the party. I made out with this girl at the party. I made it and I was like, I sat there and smoked my cigar. Christy, usually women who like that are women. Not 18, 19 year old girls aren't fans. Right. I was just like, oh, I'm not putting myself in a position to make out.

[Christy Lee]

What am I doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

We have some more letters coming up. We have sporting news coming up, some

[Tom Griswold]

cool stuff in sports and NFL signing started. Here we go. And World Baseball Classic. Usa. USA competition. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And my favorite NFL player switching teams again.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he does bounce around.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you ready, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't say it three times. That's once. I was going to show up. That's twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Team number six for Garden, my favorite, my favorite player.

[Josh Arnold]

I want it on the right. Tom never once mentioned that song. You people.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by you people, I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean any minority that's not. Well,

[Christy Lee]

he didn't have to because he had already told Pat five hours ago that he was going to be doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't look behind the curtain. I gotta say, today you guys with you bearded guys. Now, Ace shaved his beard off, which was a good move, I think, for you guys. Your beards are all perfect. Like Jeffrey, your beard is just magnificent today.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Spears, magnificent.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it looks good.

[Josh Arnold]

It does look good.

[Bob Kevoian]

And, and, and yours is the right, the right length. Josh, yours looks good.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you, are you getting beard envy?

[Christy Lee]

You thinking about it, Pat, yours looks great too.

[Pat Godwin]

He wasn't mentioning me.

[Christy Lee]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the, you got the Don Johnson shadow look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you cut it way back.

[Tom Griswold]

I like.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep it tight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's one there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one thing you keep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I heard my bank account's tight.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord, give me an edge. Something to work with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also coming up. It is National Ranch Dressing day. I'm glad that our country is that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Ranch dressing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and by the way, if you're traveling.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, bombed last time.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, if you're traveling. There was just a thing released in many cases. Some airports are having TSA lines up to five hours long. Wow, five hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, if you're flying to Beirut.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, some of, some of the major airports are really backed up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So watch it, watch it. Yeah. Leave now for that noon flight. Right now, I want to ask you about that credit card statement. You look at that thing and you go, wow, gee. As I been taking advantage of the. The offer, the credit card company lets me keep a balance. You're probably paying about 20 plus percent interest on that thing. And it can get to the point where all you're doing with your paycheck is paying off interest and it's not going away. This is where you can take advantage of the fact that if you're a homeowner, odds are in the last five years or so, your house is worth as much as twice as much as it was five years ago. Does that make sense? The housing market's been crazy and you have a lot of equity in that house you're living in. And perhaps this might work for you. You can go to American Financing and they can refi the house, pay off all that credit card debt. And so you're not gonna be paying 20% interest on that debt anymore. It's a very interesting way to take care of a pretty serious problem that a lot of us are having. So according to American Financing, they've just doing some numbers here with mortgage rates the way they are, you can take advantage of this situation and save as much as 800 bucks a month. And in some cases, if you act quickly, you can delay two mortgage payments. This is something that you can find out all the information about by visiting America. American financing.net bobandtom Once again, it's americanfinancing.net, you could even call them 866-889-2611. But I know it's hard to remember a number if you're driving right now. American financing.net find out about taking advantage of the equity you have in your house since it's gone up in value so much and maybe getting rid of that credit card debt. NMLS182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-8892. Details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom

[Tom Griswold]

welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Oskay. Yes, there he is. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, the song One Eyed, One horned flying purple people Eater. Yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

As Tom would say, at a certain age. I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not so much now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even then.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of. Kind of grew up. Even then.

[Josh Arnold]

You just knew it was fun. They're silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the Dicky Goodman songs.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you didn't like that, Tom. I thought, oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems like it's right up your alley.

[Bob Kevoian]

It burned it burned quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got more letters over.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember that song, Jeff?

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a good one, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Sheb Woolley.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Chev Bully, who of course appears in the movie Hoosiers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, a little obscure reference there for you.

[Christy Lee]

Does he.

[Josh Arnold]

Where he's on screen.

[Tom Griswold]

He plays Jimmy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a little forward. I'm still trying to browse this. This guy. Guy at this barbecue party gets this lady to go into the porta pot. What kind of a line?

[Josh Arnold]

He's charismatic, isn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't talk my lady into that. And We've been together 10 years. Just walk up and nail that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then what position, I hope standing.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta stand.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be dog standing. Yeah, but then her face would be

[Tom Griswold]

kind of pointed down, mushed up against.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you're. Unless she's against the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's what you want to do, right?

[Christy Lee]

It have to be against the door. And he'd have to be behind her.

[Bob Kevoian]

This boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Reverse cowgirl. He could go at the same time, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Interrupted the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish I hadn't said anything. Back to you, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, a top show.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to potty like it's 1999.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, honey, I have just what Josh was looking for. I don't remember this Josh, but it's a picture of you on a. On a box of cereal with the fabulous Boo Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at us. We're buddies.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's like your friends.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. Oh, he's comforting me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also.

[Christy Lee]

Also had Booberry.

[Tom Griswold]

He heard that. This is Scott, but everyone calls me Jeff.

[Bob Kevoian]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard yesterday it was Dick Hyman's birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great Dick Jazzer.

[Tom Griswold]

You should also know he survived by his son, Buster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And his daughter. Unbreakable.

[Josh Arnold]

You could have. Could have gone on. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anita would have been unbreakable. More original. Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And another. Another letter for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, everything's coming up me, huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone loves you.

[Tom Griswold]

From Tony Seymour, Wisconsin. Traveling to work today, I was blown the F away to not only have seen but also recognized a penny farthing being casually taken for a ride down a busy street.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. In the wild, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Although there were plenty of room for traffic to go around the cyclists.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a guy on a penny farthing.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a line of vehicles scared to pass, as I can only assume they feared they would be faced with the realization that they may have been transported back in time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the bicycle with the giant front wheel. Wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have. How do you get on one?

[Josh Arnold]

There's video of people, they. They walk up behind it and kind of get up. And then some people are actually using like a.

[Christy Lee]

A ramp or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or like a. Almost a loading dock. And they sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, thank you, Josh. I would have never known what this apparatus was called without that one morning. You educated me in the penny fart.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have been overjoyed. I would have been afraid to pass him though, for fear that he would tip over.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I. That's what I would be afraid of too.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't look like he's wearing a helmet. That's a pretty ballsy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And in modern clothing. So he's not like an old timey or whatever. He's just a man. Enjoys his penny farthing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think the people who invented the penny farthing did when they saw the chain, the actual, you know, like a bicycle that was what, two. Two smaller wheels and a chain.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet one of them went. I pictured two partners. And one of them goes, well, that's it for us. No, no, no. We just. People will see that this is better.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm gonna go make more cassettes and vinyl albums.

[Tom Griswold]

One quick sports note from our letters from Dick. This past weekend, world champion competitive eater Joey Chestnut won the Wings for Wishes wing eating contest. He ate 221 wings in 10 minutes. That's 45 more wings than a runner up. James Webb consumed. The event run by Make a Wish in South Florida. It was in Miami this past Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how about that, Joey?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Great charity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Now a lot of wigs.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's time to check into the sporting scene now.

[Tom Griswold]

One more letter, Tom, and you're going to love this. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was listening yesterday and Christie was talking of someone possibly wearing a sombrero full of chips and. Or dip. Yes, there actually is a man named Steve Vento who works at a restaurant called Nacho Mamas in Milwaukee. He is only 4 foot 4 inches tall and he will walk around with sombrero on his head full of chips and dips.

[Josh Arnold]

This is exactly what you described Tom as being.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got to get in the car and leave right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Needless to say, the restaurant was met with some protests.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he no longer does this. He moved to a restaurant called have a Nice Day, but that was a while ago. I'm not sure if he's still there. That's Anne in Hayward, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Put a guy out of work, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What the heck?

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be fun. Guy walks over to your table and.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of leans his head over a little bit, maybe. Queso.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you partake? Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I don't see you actually when this actually would happen. I don't see you.

[Dave Dugan]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

Community bowl of head chips.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought it was just. It was exclusively for our table restaurant.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's got their mitts.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to talk to the guy. So you speak English. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Four foot, four C. Walks around the restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just to one table.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see how some people might think there are many things that are problematic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I would. Hey, the guy is.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if they make the guac right there? So the guy's got to stand there, you know? How's it going up there? I don't. Is it a ceramic sombrero?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't blame the guy who came up with this idea. I blame the guy who looked at the guide that came up with the idea and said, that's a great idea. That's who I buy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there still places where they make the guac? Right there at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. I think. Doesn't Cheesecake Factory do that? I think they do, yeah. Love the table.

[Bob Kevoian]

Side tableside dress dressing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's like the Caesar dressing salad right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I've never encountered.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got up my game, obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the guy still working? Christy, are you finding.

[Christy Lee]

No, he. He. 1999 was the last time he worked at Nacho Mama.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't live long.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know if he's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

They are, like, rare.

[Christy Lee]

It says here that Steve Vento is a former comic and McDonald's Harry Hamburglar actor.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the Hamburglar for a while. That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say the hamburger. He doesn't have any lies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is this on. On video or was he just doing live recreations of the Hamburglar for.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Special events.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be a good gig, right?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that pay?

[Josh Arnold]

You think it pays hamburgers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll just play this later. We need to segue over to the world of sports.

[Tom Griswold]

All rise. That's right. Aaron Judge hit a two run homer and Roman Anthony at of the three run drive in a big third inning, the United States a 53 winner over Mexico and the WBC the World Baseball Classic in Houston yesterday. The United States goes to three and oh, they will meet Italy this evening at nine o'. Clock.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have a baseball team in Italy.

[Tom Griswold]

They're hoping to secure a spot.

[Josh Arnold]

The last person to swing a baseball

[Tom Griswold]

bat in the quarter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice. Which movie is that?

[Josh Arnold]

The Untouchables.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, the Untouchables. That's a surprise. That's. Spoiler alert. Yeah, be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

A group is like Christie's distracting me. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's video of.

[Christy Lee]

This is. I don't think this is Steve, but this is a. Another person wearing a sombrero of chips at a party.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a Martha or no, what's her name? That's a Paula Dean's house.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sure is. Has a serape on.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a small person dressed up in

[Christy Lee]

Mexico and he's walking around with his chips in his.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, where did you come up with this? Did you see this and not remember it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you guys, I said yesterday, I. Is there any practical reason to wear a sombrero or is it just a ceremonial headdress for, you know, speaking of the bands? Which is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

World Baseball Classic, the Mexican team, when they hit a home run, they wear a sombrero.

[Christy Lee]

Sombrero.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's great. It's a ceremonial hat. Is there a practical use for it?

[Christy Lee]

And unfortunately I said it holds chips

[Bob Kevoian]

and I. I think you can buy ceramic sombreros to hold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, chips.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some might find that distasteful because anything that suggests any difference in anyone is somehow distasteful for many people, which is ridiculous. Thank you very much, Tom. Okay. You're welcome. Just proved my point. You see, NFL, it's a diverse world, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Celebrate it by being funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Do your little editorial without invoking my name, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Kenneth Walker iii, Super Bowl MVP for the Seahawks, is now a Kansas City chief. My le.

[Josh Arnold]

You said chief. I had Blazing Saddles in.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh. Dolphins sign Malik Willis from the Packers. Looks like Tua is going to play quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. Alec Pierce, thought to be leaving, is staying with the Colts for 29 million a year. Kansas City chief said Travis Kelsey is close to a deal for his 14th season. Gardner Minshew reportedly agreed to a one year deal with arguably the worst team in the league, the arrows. Arizona Cardinals. 8.25 million a year. He will be backing up A cheaper cut of Jacoby brisket. Of course it's brisk, but we have fun. Kelsey still wants Fitzpatrick goes from the Dolphins to the Jets. Rashawn Gary, packers to the Cowboys. Jalen Phillips, linebacker, Eagles to the panthers. Michael Pittman Jr. Goes from the Colts to the Steelers. Isaiah Likely, the mad adverb goes from the Ravens to the Giants. And the big signing yesterday. Alignment. Tyler Linderbaum set a record for centers. Like 100 million a year was the

[Josh Arnold]

alignment for the county or center.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ravens to the Raiders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Gardner Minshew. Of course, my favorite player. Known for his big bushy mustache and ever changing facial hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's the Mississippi mud Flap.

[Christy Lee]

He's got the mullet, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

The positive vibe. Sometimes he has a mullet, sometimes he doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got a fun personality, doesn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's great. Pat, you have a tribute to my favorite NFL player. Now. Now a can. Now he's going. I'm sorry. From the Chiefs to the car. Cardinals.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

Cardinals. Well put.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna go and plug for this one. All right, all right, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your name again?

[Pat Godwin]

Mick Jaguar.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Version 93. Oh, he was a backup from homes now he's signed Arizona

[Josh Arnold]

Judges say no,

[Tom Griswold]

no I want to point out I

[Pat Godwin]

was early it's called a new rhyme it's not a bloody crime Got dementia Let's sit back and listen when I'm in charge oh, he's played well and had some picks this is team six for God no mention, yeah, Everybody now. Got dimension he's my favorite Q B, naked and carefree Garden of mention yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, do you still have that hair business in front? Party back there, Mullet Mitchell. Well, for over a year I didn't sing this song. He was a backup for far too long. Come on, come on. You know, a man comes up to me and says, hey there, Patty G. I've been dying to meet you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thought you were Mick Jaguar.

[Pat Godwin]

You ruined my favorite song. Now when Miss you comes on, pay attention. I hear Minu. See, I'm Pat. I change back to Mick Garden up menu. And then we're done.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we're done.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was that first rhyme again? I did?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, we're not going to repeat it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's so good.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Take it back.

[Pat Godwin]

Take it back in time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a backup for Mahomes. Now he signed Arizona.

[Tom Griswold]

That's valid.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. The judges. The judges say yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I wrote that at 4am

[Bob Kevoian]

Homes. A near rhyme to Arizona.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not how you say it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice. I. The judges will allow. Allow that now. Thank you very much, Pat. So that's some fun.

[Pat Godwin]

And you're heckling me. And you go, hey, you, you're a businessman. It's 1963.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

You yell out, cut your hair.

[Dave Dugan]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Mick Jagger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cut your hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that a real gig?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. An actual exchange.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Funnier when I heard it before.

[Tom Griswold]

Mick is so quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Coming up, we have more SPORTING news.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comedian Dave Dugan will be joining us.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, how you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a rescue. Today is National Ranch Dressing day. We have a Barbie update that's kind of unusual in the world record category. And crocodiles everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to hear about that after a while, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you did there.

[Bob Kevoian]

News about a crocodile after a while.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

God knows we'll get to it later.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gardner Minchu, real quick, I want to mention this. Tim Cavanaugh is part of a special benefit coming up this Friday night in Wausau, Wisconsin, a benefit for the Wausau School foundation. This Friday only at the Jefferson Street Inn in Wausau. Call them up and get tickets to see little Timmy Kavanaugh.

[Josh Arnold]

I had karate lessons in that town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Pat, what do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I feel better now.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are we going to take away from this break? That or the Gardner Minshew rhyme. Judges, give a thumbs up to my both.

[Tom Griswold]

My God, forget my horrible opening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Josh. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got a comment?

[Bob Kevoian]

To share?

[Jeff Oskay]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the newsroom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. More sports. I've got it for you right here, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming to us from the orangeinsouls.com sports desk, it's Chick Magee. Speaking of orange insoles, we're Getting ready for March. Mad, mad us. We will have something special courtesy of

[Tom Griswold]

Orange insole selection Sunday. This Sunday. Where has the month gone? Amazing, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Big Ten tournament starts today. It's. It's a busy time of year. A lot of basketball going on for this sports reporter. I'm in nine or 10 different places at once.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't know how you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm up all night. I'm. I'm out. I'm about to. A soccer match in Germany disrupted after a masked fan unplugged the video assistant referee system in an apparent protest. Referee discovered the VAR system video assisted referee had been disabled while trying to review a penalty during a match between Hertha Berlin. Well, of course I've heard of Berlin and Prussian Munster. You get that, you get some Havarti, you get a nice white cheddar.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't get much better than that, man.

[Tom Griswold]

TV footage showed a person in white overalls and a ski mask in Munster green, implying that he's a fan of Munster climbing back into the home fan stand. A protest banner was also seen in the home section that read, pull the plug on var. Wow. Oh, by the way, Hertha went on to win the match two one over Price and who later released a statement saying it regrets the incident and will do everything in its power to identify and bring the perpetrator to justice. According to a publication, the Guardian, the VAR system has been controversial among fans since it was introduced in Germany in 2017.

[Josh Arnold]

Had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What if this happened in the NFL?

[Bob Kevoian]

Getting close, right? And in baseball too, with all the gambling on all these activities. I think people want to make sure that the. It's fair. But it does take away the human element of being able to mock swear at the ref. Can't do that to a machine.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. Yeah, this. I think it's going to happen everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I saw during college football game this past season and I. And it wasn't every college football game. It's just happened to be on the one I was watching. They did the. They did the replay, but they had the conversation between the replay officials, not the officials on the field, but the replay officials in the booth and who they were talking to at a clearinghouse. And it was really interesting. Oh, there, there, you see, that's where he had his foot down right there. Okay, that might be in question. Let me see it again. Okay. Yeah, that's a catch. It was really interesting and I don't know why they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't often get to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

It provides another layer of transparency, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in baseball, you have to. Have to. You get to tap your hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

For. So it'll be interesting to see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the future of sports, one of

[Tom Griswold]

our annual favorite stories. A Finnish duo be nearly two dozen other couples to win the annual United Kingdom wife carry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The foot race in dorking Surrey.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's almost a sentence. What'd you do last night? I was dorking Surrey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Boy, she dorks, my brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Last year, Siri is a.

[Christy Lee]

She got that fringe this event.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a nice joke because see, in. In. In the uk.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. I know what you're gonna say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fringe means bangs.

[Tom Griswold]

Surrey with the fringe on top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which one is surrey? She's the one with the fringe on top. That would be valid, but most of our audience probably doesn't know that reference.

[Tom Griswold]

This wife carried it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I appreciate you're taking the time and trouble. For those that are familiar with that term, they probably have a chuckle.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Oklahoma?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The wife carrying race is said to be inspired by 19th century Finnish legend about a gang that pillaged villages and stole the women.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

A gang.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they have taken it into the 21st century.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you'll see how in a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Timu Tao Vinan and Jata Le Nenen from Finland crowned this year's winners after completing the 416y course in a time of 1 minute 45 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I could do that without any carrying a wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, this couple was a male and female.

[Christy Lee]

Bert Kreischer and I did this. Remember when we demonstrated the wife carrying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Technique, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you'd be the perfect candidate.

[Christy Lee]

You have to be upside down, facing

[Tom Griswold]

away from his butt. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it's your option. There's the winning couple.

[Josh Arnold]

You and I did it too. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She's facing. Kissing his butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Describe. Yes. So he's got her. Well, her feet are in front of him. How do I describe this? Her groin area is against the back of his neck. And her face is where she could just. She could kiss the small of his back. Yeah, that's the. That's the one way.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably the best way.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think Somebody's yelling at that guy at some point during the race. You're doing it wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That is called the. The Estonian hold. Most contestants favor the traditional Estonian hold where the wife hangs upside down. And the care is back with legs crossed in front of his face.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Or Estonia is almost against the back of his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's the. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Taintville and Estonia.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now they took home a barrel of ale as their prize.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it usually in the. Doesn't it weigh the same as the white wife?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they used to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they. Or did they wave? They weigh both. Contest the husband together.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to weigh, I think, what is it, 110 pounds. And if you don't they. You have to have a rucksack full of sand.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Racers can be males or females carrying anyone over 18 and weighing at least 110 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. But if they're 105, they have to add a five pound.

[Tom Griswold]

Those under that weight need to wear a rucksack filled with flour or water to bring them to the minimum weight.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Organizers say you do not have to carry your own life. It could be someone else's wife. That's h. All right, mate. A girlfriend, boyfriend or sister or brother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. You're. I mean, so you could have two dudes doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, that shouldn't be it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's the. See, the tradition was these guys come and rape and pill and take the women.

[Tom Griswold]

No one said rape.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we said take pillage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we used to take a gang that pillaged.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we all know that. I think post pillage, typically there's not a lot of consensual. Oh, hey, thanks for stealing me from my home.

[Christy Lee]

There are same sex couples, so it could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not disputing that. It's just, it's. It's breaking tradition. I think that's very open minded of them. But in fact, some of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tired of open mindedness. It's wife. A man has to carry his. His wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he calls his husband his wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's idiotic.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you could have a woman carrying her wife. That'd be okay, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, tradition is man and woman in this context.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's more pictures. We don't have one. That's the. The Estonian hold again. Christie, your. I'm trying to describe this. Your legs are around Bert Kreischer's neck. And so your. Your feet are in front of him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And your face. Face. You could kiss the small of his back.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because there. But there are some doing.

[Tom Griswold]

And her nani is up against the back of his neck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they're doing it face First.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's a different. That's the. What do they call that? The. The standing 69.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The vertical 69, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the reverse. The half. Reverse 69.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Because she's in the wrong direction.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's saying some. Some do. The actual 69.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do, yes. Yeah. In other words. Am I describing this properly?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought, see where he's going, right?

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought the woman was with her face away from his bottom, with her legs over his shoulders.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what most people go with.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the non classic. But the standing 69 is the. That's the Fosberry flop of wife stealing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a revolution. A revolutionary move. I guess you'd have to kind of. Depending on the size of the buttocks area, you'd have to kind of poke your head up. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The NBA.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? The National Basketball Association.

[Tom Griswold]

We shift to another league. You know, they're the only ones. A sporting event. They call themselves an association. National Football League, Major League Baseball, National Basketball Association. They've canceled the Atlanta Hawks plans to celebrate the city's magic city strip club.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, why? I mean, it's so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so ingrained in. Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Strip club night at the Hawks game.

[Tom Griswold]

When you go to Atlanta to play the Hawks, everybody knows you head to that strip club. The Hawks had labeled the event a tribute to an iconic cultural institution. Music, exclusive merchandise, and food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Stripper bobblehead night. We call them booble heads.

[Tom Griswold]

Including the club's legendary lemon pepper wings, a version of which is named for former Atlanta Hawks guard Lou Williams. In canceling the event, the association said it was responding to concerns from many across their league. The Hawks said they were disappointed, but fully respect that decision.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had those Lou Williams lemon pepper wings?

[Tom Griswold]

I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, as they call them, they're the Lulu. Lemon pepper wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Just a little attempted humor,

[Tom Griswold]

you know, Lululemon. That's a nice product.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I had no idea they had stuff for guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Jacket out of there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm wearing Lululemon shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

I got some.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. If you're wearing Lululemons and I'm wearing Lululemons, we could carry one another.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, I'm not talking about other social things. I'm talking about that traditional event. If it's a wife carrying competition, one must carry their wife.

[Tom Griswold]

And they are.

[Pat Godwin]

Are.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

It just happens to be the same sex. Well, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I find it.

[Tom Griswold]

I I live to be corrected.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, back in the days when they were pillaging, as you mentioned earlier, I suppose there would be a situation in which one of the pillagers, you know, went that way. And everyone's going, you know, hey, Sven, we're all taking wives. What do you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't. I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Put him down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, hey, look, Sven, it's okay with me, you know, Here is whatever you're into.

[Tom Griswold]

So even back then, the definition of pillage, rob a place using violence, especially in wartime. The action of pillaging a place or property, especially in wartime.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

No mention of the R word.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. Not a.

[Josh Arnold]

Though, historically, those did go together well.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, they didn't pillage the village, take the women out, then sit them down like they were doing a Internet date. So where are you from? Oh, I guess I know that I just took you out of there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you're from here. What am I thinking?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, what are you into?

[Bob Kevoian]

World Record. You like Coldplay? How about Abba? They're from your country. Right. Okay, just asking. Coming up, comedian Dave Dugan will be our guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, Tom. How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, this says that to go back to your NBA story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This says that if you go to the Hawks website, there is a link. Link to Magic City.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of assumed that was the case anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm really embracing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably get. Get a rate on admission or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, wait a minute. I'm looking at their menu. This strip club, you can get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you can get the vegetable medley or the broccoli soup. Who goes to a strip club and gets broccoli soup?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just. That is. Well, that's interesting. Good to know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bo and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Pat Godwin]

there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

So happy to be here today.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick Maheen.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Chef.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got a question. Oh, we have a question in a second. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. And Tom. Jeff has a question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'd like to say greetings to you at the beautiful orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Get your feet right with orange insoles. Yes, Mr. Oski, you have a question?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How come they don't have worm flavored bird food? So this is a continuation of your mouse flavored cat food idea. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you suggested that there should be a mouse flavored cat food. We found out there is one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are a couple of them actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Made from mice. Yeah. And by mice, which is sick. Yeah, yeah, they make them.

[Christy Lee]

They do have dried mealworms, actually. Mealworms?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Feed the birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, you just keep going back to the drawing board. I'm gonna come up with something one day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't we have an idea for Shark Tank? What was it? Oh, yeah, that was yesterday's idea.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

For Shark Tank, which was the very short people with the ceramic hats walking around with the guacamole in them.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you specified ceramic hat yesterday. You simply said sombrero. Or was it Christy who said something?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got to be ceramic. If it's a regular sombrero, it's going to soak through.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is funnier, though. Much funnier.

[Christy Lee]

Line it with blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you find it. Would you prefer your sombreros that have the dingleberries hanging from them?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I like the spangled sombreros.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, it's more of a flat, brimmed thing that has the. Usually has the dingles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're dingle balls.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say, like a flamenco dancer or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

First trailer we lived in, we had dingle balls on our curtains.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are the dingles. Is it named after. Is it named after someone named Dingle who developed the first.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite story about dingle bear bearers are. Diggle. There was a record store in Dayton, Ohio. Dingleberries, sick, and they had the dancing dingle bears.

[Josh Arnold]

I take it back.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would come out and tell you about the specials that way. That's nice. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have to return to the sports page.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not just any sports page, Tom. Stupid world record. A German woman, a frau, if you will, has broken the Guinness World Record for the moment most Barbie dolls identified in four minutes while blindfolded.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

How the heck did she do this?

[Christy Lee]

What kind of Barbie doll?

[Josh Arnold]

By taste. It was weird. That is weird. I mean, I guess you could tell

[Tom Griswold]

the clothing Maybe Barbie collector Bettina. Shut up. Bettina Dorfman achieved the record after correctly naming 19 dolls within the time limit. Ms. Dorfman also holds the record for the largest collection of Barbie Barbies. 18,500 dolls in her possession.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a ton. Paraplegic Barbie was super easy to identify. You just feel the wheelchair.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what kind of Barbies?

[Bob Kevoian]

As witty as that?

[Josh Arnold]

I know they do. He's not wrong.

[Dave Dugan]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the jerk. Don't shortchange yourself. But the answer to Barbie. What kind of. All of them. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, that's all of them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand what kind of Barbie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, so they would. They would take a random 18 of her 18, 000 Barbies or whatever, they stick them on her table, they blindfold her, and she has to take them and by touch, figure out which Barbie it is. And obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, like, but that's flight attendant Barbie.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Here's a picture of her surrounded by her Barbie dolls.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness gracious.

[Dave Dugan]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she hot or what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Boy, that's a lot of baggage right there. Do you think you could do this?

[Christy Lee]

My haircut? Now, after looking at that,

[Tom Griswold]

I might shave my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, do you think you could do this with, say, an array of male sex toys?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's the old Whammer, the old flesh Bagel, and there's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is. This is easy with this. This is. This is the Triorifice doll.

[Christy Lee]

So she's not guessing, like it's a Midge or a Ken or. It's all. I think they're all Barbies, and they're all, like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they are all Barbies because look at all the brunettes down there. So they are. There are Midges, and there are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think Barbies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there a brunette Barbie?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, there are also other characters in the universe guys we don't want to ignore. Ignore them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe she can tell Midge by the smell.

[Christy Lee]

There are Kens.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't Midge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there are plenty of cans.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, how did the Barbie movie become popular?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And when is someone so overrated? This movie's no good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When is somebody gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Godwin. And I love.

[Josh Arnold]

I love every second. Very, very good. That makes sense. The room's half and half.

[Pat Godwin]

We're split on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could not wait to get out. I went through a lot of email.

[Josh Arnold]

I was. I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you hated it. I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate It.

[Josh Arnold]

You're allowed to say you hated it. Because I loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because from an objective standpoint. Josh, this is a. There's a simple answer here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please. From an objective standpoint, only simple answers from you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyone who had even the slightest bit of education would realize it was a piece of crap.

[Josh Arnold]

That there's no.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's such a vague statement that none of it purposely. You said you read emails the entire time. How do you know if it was good? You didn't pay attention.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That happens a lot with you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the way I watched.

[Christy Lee]

You think that I watched it?

[Tom Griswold]

Does that had something to do with my opinion?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was painfully bad.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't painfully bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Super creative. Witty and witty.

[Pat Godwin]

Even urbane. Someone say urbane even.

[Josh Arnold]

It was absolutely sublime. It was easily the most urbane film of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. For sure. Are you saying it was sublime and urbane?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was any. Anything.

[Josh Arnold]

But now I can't tell if it's urbanely sublime or sublimely urbane. It was one of the two.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Parts of it were urban.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You just love poking the old bear, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

That movie was awful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay that you didn't like it, but it's your opinion.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The way it was embraced by everybody else. That's good, though. I just wish I could walk up to people that have a things that I like that movie. That way I would know I wouldn't have to ever speak to them again.

[Josh Arnold]

You talk to me every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's because I have to. I called. I called HR and there's some rule about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I signed that line. He owes me 20 million if he breaks the contract.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's some good negotiation.

[Josh Arnold]

20 million pennies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Dave Dugan, but also a coming. Oh, hey, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have something in the category. Who was waiting for this? I'll just read you the headline. Research. I'm sorry. Researchers develop gene edited tomato that smells like popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

What is this about?

[Tom Griswold]

I love the smell of tomatoes. I love the smell of popcorn. Although I do like popcorn slightly more.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to just do. Could I do closed circuit to scientists out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe work on, I don't know, cure for cancer rather than tomatoes that smell like popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Even a cure for hangnails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything else? Toe fungus. But that's a legit news story and it's. It is on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Sublime.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Now I look over that way and I like this look. Christie's kind of affecting the. The Annie hall look a little bit, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a big button down girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I find you a very attractive.

[Christy Lee]

I'm too old for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Not for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Woody.

[Josh Arnold]

Helen. Oh, yeah, wait, you're right. Hey, by the way, I'd like to adopt you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you need help with your math homework?

[Tom Griswold]

Too soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice cap.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see? Joe Burrow is the rumor. It's a rumor. Boomer dating Jessica Alba. She's 44. He's 29.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go, girls. What do you think of that?

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck to everybody. Yeah, good luck now. I was distracted.

[Christy Lee]

It makes you more attractive if you drive a Hyundai. Did you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. Nice segue.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Hyundai's getaway sales events going on now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the Hyundai's have a horn?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think so. I've never blown it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice way to get them off the track. We get her back in the track and. And then random question. Pointless, not even a chuckle.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd blow the horn if they left.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they just could try. He's up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, hey.

[Christy Lee]

Right now you can get great deals on Hyundai's most popular models, including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid or my favorite, the Tucson hybrid. They have a regular version of Tucson's very nice as well. Plus there's the Hyundai Hyundai Elantra, which is their sedan, which is loaded with the latest in technology. You're going to love driving it. And then you might want to go all electric with the Ionic 5 or Ioniq 9. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer. They have all the details for you. You're going to get a deal you'll love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com thank you very much, Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, comedian Dave Dugan coming up once again. Again, Gene edited tomatoes that smell like popcorn. Science marches on and we'll have a little bit of history for you. And a rescue on Lake Huron and a rescue of a tortoise. And why are there crocodiles everywhere in a certain part of Australia? And I'm not kidding. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news center there. Pat Godwood.

[Dave Dugan]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing a swell sweatshirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Will you enjoy?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that A thermal or sweatshirt. Nice. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got cooking over there? What do you got going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just looking something up here. I thought we'd do a little bit of history.

[Tom Griswold]

If we don't remember the past, how

[Josh Arnold]

can we learn from May 2nd?

[Bob Kevoian]

Future, that is. Oh, no, it's not May 2nd.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not the Ides yet, but pretty close.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the Ides of March, a political sort of thriller with George Clooney and Ryan Gosling, is an excellent film.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And it's overlooked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sequel they're working on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, which. What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Ides of April. Oh, I can see they're going to have 10 more.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the prequel, the Prince of Ides with Barbara Str And Nick Nolte. I never saw the Prince of Tides. Do I need to see it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't mind it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's an adventure in narcissism. Narcissistic behavior like you haven't seen. Okay, if you think she directed every close up of herself, it's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, a little bit of history for you. This is always fun. This is interesting. I'll make this in the form of a question. Christy Lee, do you know only one of our presidents has a patent?

[Christy Lee]

Abraham Lincoln.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good. Remember what it was for?

[Tom Griswold]

The electrified cattle prod?

[Christy Lee]

This is for Josh. It was for the vampire slayer stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yes, the steak.

[Pat Godwin]

The wooden steak.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was the handshake.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a good movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really. It's okay. The book is fun.

[Christy Lee]

The book is good. I like the book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Abraham Lincoln applied for a patent on this date in 1849. It was an invention. It was never manufactured, but he got the patent. It. It was for a device to lift boats.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was a wife. A wife restrainer. No, for Mary Todd, who was nutty as a fruitcake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Sadly, he did not invent the bulletproof hat, but.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, he didn't. But that's what happens when you wear a tall hat to the theater.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't take it off. I'm gonna shoot it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bill Clinton tried to lift Stephen Hawking patent. No, the. The pinky finger trick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is what he tried to, you know,

[Tom Griswold]

say what you want, but those one picture of him in the hot tub, his whole error.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's. That's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy Had a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Damn right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's all pre cell phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that had to be someone with a real camera walking around. And wouldn't you think you'd go, hey, how you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to turn the photographer down a little bit?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I think Jeffrey would take as many photos as he can take.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I want that one bill to pass. And if it doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Let's see now. Alexander Graham Bell in the news again. 1876. This is the famous first successful phone call. And by the way, it's disputed as to what they said.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not. I know exactly what.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

Watson, come here. I want you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some sources say he just said, I want you.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he said, is your refrigerator running?

[Tom Griswold]

In the movie he spills acid on his pants.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he said, you're the ninth grade caller.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear Chrissy doing a joke over here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just hear that? You know, some say he said, I want you inside me. Oh. Which is. Which is a little.

[Tom Griswold]

And if he did, that's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure. We've established that earlier he could be

[Tom Griswold]

in the wife carry him and the. Watson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't it be funny if the first thing he said was you up.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the odds that Alexander Graham Bell's sidekick was wide Watson and Sherlock Holmes sidekick is Watson. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that why Dr. Watson.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which came first?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. We have the. This is the. I'm getting a signal here. Oh, this apparently is the first. The first phone call. Wait, wait. Oh, this is not it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is tomorrow opportunity to listen to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I spoke in the original Mary had a type of. Everywhere that Mary went, I would get a pizza. I. I simply can't bear it. I mean, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, did you know Superman's mom's name was Martha and Batman's mom's name was Martha. Oh, how about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Was it Lincoln's secretary? Kennedy. And Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys smoking pot?

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on? Wasn't it. Who cares? Also boredom.

[Bob Kevoian]

And boredom.

[Josh Arnold]

Also who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't 1.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this one?

[Tom Griswold]

They shot one in a theater and ran to a book deposit. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. 1978. The incredible hulk premieres on CBS. Every episode exactly the same. Yep. Dr. Banner arrives in some small town and saves the day.

[Christy Lee]

Turns into the green man.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, yeah, don't make me angry. They make him angry. He's got to get a new shirt before he leaves town with his rucksack. This is interesting. 1997, the Palm Pilot personal digital assistant is released.

[Tom Griswold]

Never. Never like those.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember we were doing a thing with the band in Raleigh. I believe. It wasn't in the. In the mall. They had a Palm Pilot store.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Everybody had one briefly.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever get a BlackBerry?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

The so called BlackBerry.

[Josh Arnold]

I did have a BlackBerry and I really liked it a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had one. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't they really hold on to those and watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Obama existed on a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Palm Pilot these days is a guy that masturbates too much. How about the Pocket Fisherman?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's also a guy who masturbates.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, even more so than the pilot. Happy birthday. One of the greats, Chuck Norris.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, don't start it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet baby Jesus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still in a great shape. Kick your ass between naps.

[Tom Griswold]

World renowned tough guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you like the Missing in Action movies?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, Braddock. Missing in Action three might be the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Let me write that down.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You may have too much time. Time on your hands.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, I'm gonna do this one as a quiz. Tom Schultz, a great guitar player, great songwriter. What band? Inventor, obviously in the. The founder of the band Boston.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that obvious? Well, nothing in the name Boston or Schultz suggests that they.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he break his hand playing basketball or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. But in any event, can you name any other bands named after cities?

[Josh Arnold]

Chicago, Kansas.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Kansas named after the city or the state? See, this is where we get.

[Josh Arnold]

It's named after the state. Otherwise. Kansas City,

[Tom Griswold]

Michigan.

[Pat Godwin]

Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Missouri.

[Dave Dugan]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alabama is a state. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I said Chicago and was ignored. Very good, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was it? There was a.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a.

[Bob Kevoian]

A. There was a huge MTV era hit by a band called Berlin. I forget which one that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my breath away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that's a great song, period.

[Josh Arnold]

It isn't Top Gun.

[Christy Lee]

It's in Top Gun, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, take my b.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. 1958. Sharon Stone and Shar. Most famous for the Beavage scene. She claims she did not know that was to be in the.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in Casino.

[Bob Kevoian]

Basic Instinct.

[Josh Arnold]

She's wonderful in Casino. The character's tough to watch, but I mean, she's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I don't know who this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about the song under the covers with Sharon Stone?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, who does that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, isn't that one of your tones?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I forgot about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Under the gar.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a Tommy A picture of

[Bob Kevoian]

her mother we can't dig up. I don't know who this is, Paget or Padgett. Brewster.

[Josh Arnold]

Please be careful. Pageant. Brewster's an actress and the other is not her. Her daughter Punky at a very popular show.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say Paget?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know who it is. It's P, A G E, T. Can we. Is it Paget?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's Paget.

[Tom Griswold]

Pageant, I think we should make it a point to have a conversation during the commercials. Is that all right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is an actress on Criminal Minds. That's a very unusual first name. Paget.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Pad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pad.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm depending on you. Soon

[Bob Kevoian]

one of the great actors out there right now, John Ham.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're bringing back the season of. What is it? Neighbors?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it season 3 or something? Season 2. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

I applaud the silliness of SNL when they did Jon Ham's. Jon Ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Ham. You eat the bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Just very silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Robin Thick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that song. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's note for note. Give it up.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no denying that I. I agree with you.

[Christy Lee]

Breasts are perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Emily's breasts in the video.

[Christy Lee]

In the video. They're not in better. Perfect pair.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you cradle them with your hands?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's pretty much it for today in history. You're very welcome. It's time for us to segue over to the news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Wingstop is celebrating something you forgot to mention. National Ranch dressing day today, March 10th.

[Tom Griswold]

Ranch dressing. It's better.

[Pat Godwin]

Mocking my song. I think he is.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like he mocked saying it's better.

[Christy Lee]

I think you need to try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Very interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Christy Lee]

The limited edition. Big and it's spelled a dollar sign. Dollar sign. Ranch cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so it's like ass cup, Like ASAP Rocky.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, ASAP Rocky.

[Bob Kevoian]

The S is a dollar sign.

[Josh Arnold]

You listen to a lot of ASAP Rocky there, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

He could walk in your on fire. I would know who he was.

[Tom Griswold]

They got broken into recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that Rihanna you would recognize as dollar as possible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rocky,

[Christy Lee]

Priced at $30 is the first of its kind. 32 oz stainless steel cup filled with the chain's iconic ranch dress.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an insane amount.

[Christy Lee]

It will be available in limited quantities at select stores in New York and Dallas today.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't that two pounds of ranch dressing? Sixteen ounces in a pound.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you. It's kind of like a tequila. If you get to the bottom of it in one sitting, there's a death certificate.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you had some ranch dressing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you like ranch dressing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Occasionally I've dipped a carrot in it, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure how recently. And I. The problem I have with ranch dressing is I never know if it's going to be ranch or blue cheese cheese, and I despise blue cheese, so I. Blue cheese should be dyed blue so I would know. Okay, here's the press release. They say, how big is the big ass ranch cup? It's the same as 20 standard pizza dipping cups. An entire quart of milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or two full pints of your favorite beer. Ranch dressing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had Wingstop's ranch dressing. They're famous for it. Never had it. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nor have I.

[Christy Lee]

Nor have I. I can't comment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever had ranch dressing?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never even tasted it?

[Christy Lee]

Probably by mistake, but no.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had cool ranch Doritos?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Even in powder form, you don't want it?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is it good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

What makes it so good?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the tank. It's sublime.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you like to play in 30 days from now? She's gained 80 pounds and she looks at, she goes, I tried ranch dressing. What do you want?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I liked it very much.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have developed a tomato that smells like popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it'll make your ranch dressing taste better, but researchers use, using gene editing technology created what they describe as a new tomato variety with a distinct popcorn like fragrance. They found that mutating two specific genes significantly boosted levels of a chemical compound that gives fragrant rice and popcorn their signature scent. So why, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were people complaining about the smell of their tomatoes?

[Christy Lee]

The genetic intervention allowed the team to reclaim, quote, the lost aromatic complexity in tomatoes without negatively impacting fruit growth or nutritional value. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Fresh in season, tomatoes smell great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Maybe, Josh, now you can sneak a tomato sandwich into a movie theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bill. Hey, like I just walked by. Oh, that's just popcorn. He doesn't have a tomato sandwich in his back pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I always. I always go to the theater with a caprese salad.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that. That's a good sound.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that sweet stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Balsamic glaze.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have a song for us, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

What are we talking about here?

[Christy Lee]

Tomatoes.

[Pat Godwin]

A What the taste of popcorn tomato. Hey, smells like a popcorn tomato. Yeah, sounds like something I'd hate. Oh, no one needs a popcorn tomato. It was would be sloppy at the movies. Get all over your boobies. Who invented this tomato? I know it was you, Fredo. What's next? A pretzel avocado or a Milk Dud patata Viveria? Fredo of the popcorn tomato. Stop, stop, stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I really enjoyed the Fredo reference.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. I know it was you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it was you, Fredo.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very popcorn tomato. Putting the red and redenbacher. Oh, was that cute?

[Christy Lee]

It was cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what we need to do?

[Christy Lee]

What do we need to do?

[Bob Kevoian]

We need to put the orange in orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

You bet you. Your sweet feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Our most requested feature. Josh and his commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. For those who use their feet. You know, there was a stripper who

[Bob Kevoian]

could just keep going yesterday after yesterday's debacle.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Try to get through.

[Josh Arnold]

It was famous in East St. Louis for being able to unbuckle belts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. With her.

[Josh Arnold]

And put a cigarette in her mouth and then light a lighter with one of the her feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then

[Josh Arnold]

I never saw her. I only heard tell. But I heard she was a fascinating performer. Three, two, one. You know, if you use your feet all day, maybe you're a teacher, a server.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe you light cigarettes with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I just started over.

[Christy Lee]

Just got yelled at.

[Josh Arnold]

A nurse, construction worker.

[Tom Griswold]

We keep going.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can do this all day.

[Christy Lee]

Strippers wear shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

All in with whatever job you have where you're standing or sitting or walking.

[Josh Arnold]

Walking. Part of a copy, nearly verbatim. Or if you're constantly putting your foot in your mouth like old Grizzly over there. Make sure you remove the orange insole. Feet get tired. You know it. Heels ache, arches collapse, knees complain. Man. Mine complain in the form of loud popping. Every time I go up and down stairs, lower backs tighten up. Most people blame their age. Rarely their feet. It could be what you're standing on, my friends. Orange insoles deliver rigid arch support that doesn't collapse by lunchtime. With a deep heel cup that cradles your heel and absorbs shock naturally. They help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue, reducing all that stress on your knees, hips and lower back. They're durable enough for work boots. They're comfortable enough for everyday work wear. And I think they may just solve all your aches and pains. Just give them a try. See if they're right for you. If you've ever said, my feet are killing me and who hasn't? This is for you. You upgraded your truck tires, didn't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Christy. You upgraded your mattress. Maybe upgrade what you stand on all day. Visit orangeinsoles.com order more and save. They have bundle packs, so you're gonna really get a deal. And be sure to use promo code Bob and Tom at checkout to receive $5 off your total order. Plus, check this out. Free shipping in the U.S. that's right, in the United States of America. Orange and souls.com promo code Bob and Tom. Give them a try. See if you don't feel better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Josh. And there was supposed to be a set of orange insoles right behind me so you can see it on camera, but I got a new pair of boots and I took them home, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jason, tell Orange Insoles I need to need another pair. Or I can just. I can just get them online, can I?

[Dave Dugan]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Orange insouls.com make sure you put Bob and Tom in there for $5 off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, won't they recognize my name?

[Josh Arnold]

They will, but you still need to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you very much. Coming up, we'll be joined by comedian Dave Dugan. Also, we have coming up a important rescue involving helicopters and cool stuff on Lake Huron. And we also have the statement, there are crocodiles everywhere. Stay out of the water. Oh, by the way, that's not in Lake Huron, thank goodness. Oh, yeah, that'd be really cool. Ice crocodiles. Write this down. It's the name of a good movie. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and Tom, we have a special guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

First off. That's Chick McGee over there. He's not just anywhere. He's at the orange insoles.com sports desk several feet away. Take care of your feet with orange insoles. See what I did there, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Joining us in the studio, comedian Dave Dugan is here with us. Dave, it's always a Great pleasure to see you. You're looking handsome as ever.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, I don't know about that, but thank you, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now. Is that Irish? Dugan, I assume.

[Dave Dugan]

Very Irish. Yeah, Dugan's very Irish. So, big day coming up and Pat Godwin, very Irish name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, St. Patrick. How far away are we?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a week from Today, it's the 10th, so really, it's always March 17th.

[Tom Griswold]

Seven days in a week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or it's next Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not ready for it.

[Christy Lee]

What do you have to do to get ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got one. I've got to find a green shirt. I think I might have one, in all fairness.

[Tom Griswold]

What? The last thing you were ready for.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Yes, good point.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

He wins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you doing a special St. Patty's Day show? Of some.

[Dave Dugan]

I did kind of a pre. St. Patty's Day comedy show last week, but. But see, our family was. I don't know about yours, Pat, but it took me a long time to find out any kind of specifics about our family. Family coming over from Ireland. I don't know what it was that they did. My grandfather finally in a vulnerable. I caught him at a vulnerable point because I couldn't get anything out of him. Anybody for a long time told us that or told me that we were illiterate potato farmers who had to have our mail read to us. And I know he's telling me the truth because he was telling me all those fun facts while I was reading him his disconnect notice from the gas company. So I like. I mean, it's my New Year's kind of st. Because I don't do much on New Year's, but I like St. Patrick's Day. Although some people take it a little too seriously for my liking. If you're out just having a good time and some. Some guy all decked out, you know, with a kilt and comes over, you're not wearing green. I'm have to pinch you. Well, I guess you won't mind if I box your ears for that dumbass outfit you're wearing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Dave Dugan]

Not so lucky now, are we? Leprechaun?

[Bob Kevoian]

You have the kiss me, I'm Irish button.

[Josh Arnold]

You drink the green beer with the kids.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, you have to drink green beer. I take. I take dye with me in case they don't have green

[Bob Kevoian]

and that does make you urinate green. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, does it? I've never know.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had any.

[Dave Dugan]

I don't think that's. I don't think it does oh, yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it did. That'd be. That'd be a lot cooler.

[Christy Lee]

Don't your vitamins make you pee, like, different colors?

[Josh Arnold]

They can get very. There's one that I have that neon yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. Peptobil, Bismo Tar. A black tar color.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Not with urine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Let's just say if somebody came out with a product, you know, some seasonal color, someone comes on Shark Tank and they go, we can change the color of your pee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Seasonally.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think red and green for Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange for Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

Nice pastel.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know much about science, but I'm guessing the red and green would have to be either two separate PE People. I don't think they could make one where you could pee red and then pinch it a certain way and have

[Tom Griswold]

it come out green, and for that reason, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Until you can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Red and green.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, that would be. Would. I'd immediately get some.

[Josh Arnold]

Or red and white. You could pee Candy Cane Stream, and

[Bob Kevoian]

I would probably sell seasonally. July 4th, when there's snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Red, white, and blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you need three guys. I suppose it would work for women, too, but it would be awkward. Awkward to have you crouching into the sun idea.

[Dave Dugan]

This would be about the only time that I peed red and green and wasn't alarmed by it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now that's true, though. If you eat a lot of beets or drink beet juice, make your pee purple. No, but it has the. In the. In the rear end. It has that. That effect. People often think they're having internal bleeding

[Tom Griswold]

in the rear end.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, that's true. If you. I. I used to drink a lot of beet carrot juice. And if you used to eat carrots

[Tom Griswold]

so much your hands and your hands started to turn.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was. That was carrot juice. I did a lot of carrot juice for a while. Yeah. Turn my palms orange, and I cut back a little bit. Well, good to know, Dave. That's great. Happy, happy St. Patrick's Day.

[Dave Dugan]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever been asked to dress up and, like, with one of those green derby hats?

[Dave Dugan]

No, I've never been asked to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

A tam O shanter.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, yes. I didn't pledge a fraternity. What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are called Tam o'. Shanter.

[Dave Dugan]

Tam O shanter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Sorry, John, some of this down now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you in a. You did not pledge a fraternity. Did you go to college? I'm not.

[Dave Dugan]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Dave Dugan]

I Did. I went to four colleges, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Well, nice if I had a degree from all four institutions. But I just kind of, I moved around a lot because I was back, I was doing radio. So wherever the radio job was, that was the priority. So I just transfer from school to school.

[Tom Griswold]

School plus.

[Dave Dugan]

I think I thought in my mind at that stage that if I transferred enough, maybe I could get away from some of those student loans. But you can't ditch those people because they are the most aggressive, those loan officers. They'll just keep coming at you. Sally May could have flushed out Bin Laden. So I end up at Ball State. That's where I graduated.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah, after the, the three schools.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Well, congratulations. I'm glad you made it out. We have Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. Oh, wait a minute. What do we got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up, we have that wonderful rescue on Lake Huron. We also have another rescue involving a tortoise. And don't look now, but there's crocodiles everywhere. Everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

And my favorite story this morning is the Unclaimed Baggage Company.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You heard about this place?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They, it's a warehouse, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They buy the airlines, they go through certain protocols and if, if after a certain amount of time they can't find who belongs to the luggage, this place buys all of it.

[Josh Arnold]

And then do they resell it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we, we have a list, some

[Christy Lee]

of the things they found, some of

[Bob Kevoian]

the stuff they have found. For example, let's give you one of them. A set of white diamond earrings worth more than $40,000 dollars. Wow. So that's, wow. That's on the, on the, on the farm.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the airports found the Lindbergh baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a little too late for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can, yeah, you can buy it. It's a conversation piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the matter, Pat? Too soon? Okay, when we come back, we'll have all these stories in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show

[Bob Kevoian]

Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Tom Griswold. Hi, Tom.

[Dave Dugan]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I, Chick and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a special guest joining us in the Studio comedian Dave Dugan. I want to do. Can I do a little quick scam alert?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, please go, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a thing going around, and according to the police, it's happening a lot of places, but particularly Ohio, Indiana, and Detroit. If you get an email or a phone call and they're saying, for example, hey, you've won a free trip to Mackinac island, or you've won a free trip to French Lake, slick. It's a scam. And what they'll say is, oh, by the way, you've got three free days, but you've got to give us a credit card for your incidentals. Once you give the credit card of your toast, that's where they get you.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And as you indicated, when you get these emails. Emails, they look real.

[Tom Griswold]

It's stunning. I can't. Yeah, it's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

So watch out. Just. Just be aware of it. It's. It's happening everywhere. But apparently there's a big thing going on right now, now in the aforementioned area that I. Ohio, Indiana, and others.

[Josh Arnold]

So the people perpetrating those scams get a free trip to hell coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No credit card needed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no expedited journey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now. Christy Lee is at the news desk. Comedian Dave Dugan hanging out with us. So we've established the fact that Dave is Irish. He is a college man. Multiple colleges in your career, but you did get a degree. Degree.

[Dave Dugan]

I did get a degree, yeah. But I. I think I'm more street smart than anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

For example, I'm really getting into the trivia nights. Oh, I'm obsessed with them, actually. You want to hear what the final question was last night? Yeah, because it's a music one. I think all of you might get it, actually. You had to put these four artists in order by when they first had their or, you know, their first release, their first album. Okay, you two, Metallica, Bruce Springsteen. Tim had Nugent.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm gonna go. Nugent, Springsteen, you two, Metallica.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Define. Define hit.

[Dave Dugan]

Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Define hit. He didn't say hit. He said release the first album.

[Dave Dugan]

Listen to the question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, man, are you. Is Ted Nugent. Are you counting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Dave Dugan]

Amboy Dukes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amboy Dukes. That's what that mean. That's what they're count. Okay, so that was. That would have been.

[Christy Lee]

I would hate to play trivia with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I. I love the Amboy Dukes album. That's one of my favorite guitar solos ever from Ted nugent.

[Dave Dugan]

He's like, 18 or so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that song. I think we disagree on that, but many of us here, you don't like. Terrible.

[Dave Dugan]

Ted, I've got. I've got another music thing for you. Oh, I've already heard this, and this is not. Not a trivia night kind of thing, but the three artists. Artists that are most popular during sex, meaning played during sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we just had the survey the other day.

[Dave Dugan]

You did have.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not this exact one.

[Christy Lee]

Not this exact one.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, again. Word it one more time. How was it?

[Dave Dugan]

Well, I don't know if I worded it very well, but the three artists, that would be the most popular during intimate activities.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, Marvin Gaye has to be one.

[Dave Dugan]

He wasn't on there.

[Josh Arnold]

He was Al Green.

[Dave Dugan]

Luther Vandross.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I can see that.

[Dave Dugan]

Beethoven.

[Christy Lee]

What about Barry White or whatever?

[Dave Dugan]

Neil diamond was the first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Neil Diamond.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

For. For Mother and I, it's always been Ram Jam, but became very close to naming our firstborn Old Black Betty Dugan. Middle name Bama Lama.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Well, Christy. What? We've got to get to some of these stories we promised.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. Canadian authorities rescued over 20 people who were left stranded on an ice sheet, according to the BBC. Yes. A group loaded onto Lake Huron after the ice shelf they were standing on broke off. Fisherman Kevin Fox said he only realized the ice had detached from the shore when he noticed his GPS showed him moving. The situation turned dire as the ice sheet began breaking apart. Amid high wind bins, helicopters were dispatched to pluck people off the shelf. Several people suffered hypothermia, but everyone was expected to make a full recovery, according to the police.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't mess around on ice shelves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Out there in the foot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's relaxing.

[Christy Lee]

Relaxing on an ice shelf.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, until it breaks away from the mainland and you're drifting out to

[Tom Griswold]

see, this runs against everything. You've always said you have no business out there. And you. You would have.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a whole bunch of people. They're doing a group thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to pay for the rescue and on and on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, putting the helicopter pilots in danger.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Which is what you'd normally say, but

[Christy Lee]

now you're for it, which makes it even more weird. Why are 20 people gathering on some ice?

[Bob Kevoian]

How many can the copter hold? Like, 4, 5, 6?

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what size your copter is.

[Tom Griswold]

So, what do you got there? Hold Huey. Maybe you got a Huey.

[Christy Lee]

Little one's Only four.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm wondering when the copter starts coming in, is there one guy that's going, you know, the biting's pretty good today.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm gonna do another cast. You take the copter, have him come back, get me in a few minutes maybe. Because, I mean, I said they probably had to do multiple trips to get the whole group out.

[Josh Arnold]

They were fishing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Were they fishing? Is that what they were doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

What else would they be doing out there? Ice skating?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I asked.

[Bob Kevoian]

I assumed they were fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

How many people you go fishing with? 20 of your best friends?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are fishing tours and expeditions, but I, I, I, this seems. I would have just assumed a sightseeing deal. Whale watching.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whale watching in Lake Huron. Boy, that's gonna be. Boy, you, There's a salesman. Hey, I'll tell you what. For 200 bucks, I'll take you. Whale watching?

[Josh Arnold]

The media doesn't talk about it in

[Bob Kevoian]

Lake Huron during the winter, but the

[Josh Arnold]

whale watching in, in the Great Lakes, darn right. Is exceptional.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right here at the Les Cheno Islands, you can see we have. This is the Moby Dick of. There are South Manitou in Lake Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll never convince me there aren't whales in those.

[Christy Lee]

I want to know what they were doing. You left that out of the story. I gotta, I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't say. I just assumed that they were. I don't know, maybe they're. It's Canada. What else are you gonna do on ice?

[Josh Arnold]

Drink hockey?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that would have been even funnier.

[Christy Lee]

And maybe they were playing hockey or something. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been to Huron?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean the Great Lakes?

[Tom Griswold]

What is. It's not like the French Riviera.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you talking. Is there any Great Lake you haven't been to or stepped foot?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow, You've been to all of them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there one of the Great Lakes that's not so great? Be honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're all different. I mean, really. Oh, yeah. They've all got their pluses and minuses. Lake Michigan areas brown and shallow.

[Christy Lee]

What's the fifth? Is there fifth? There's the fifth one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ontario.

[Christy Lee]

Ontario.

[Josh Arnold]

Ontario? Yeah. The old.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, old Ontario. I'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Big old, they call it.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Georgia helped rescue not tourists, but a tortoise that escaped from a high school.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I bet that took a while, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, they were fishing. Sorry?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were fishing. Okay. The Hinesville police department said that we

[Josh Arnold]

don't know that he could. Yeah, we're gonna take his word.

[Christy Lee]

This is one guy was a fish

[Bob Kevoian]

says, I looked at my gps. We were moving. Fisherman Kevin Fox wrote.

[Christy Lee]

I, I read that, but that doesn't mean they were fishing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so this is a fisherman.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't mean he's fishing.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if they do a man in the street interview for Josh at a concert this summer, they're gonna go, we talked with fisherman Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

If I tell them that's what I. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

The guy said, yeah, I'm a fisherman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I think they were all.

[Christy Lee]

It probably was 20 people out fishing at the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, there really are fishing trips like that tours.

[Bob Kevoian]

But here's the last line. It says, officials warned that fishing conditions can change rapidly during the relatively warm day.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Hinesville. We're back to Georgia looking for a tour to tortoise. Hinesville police department said the large tortoise broke out of its enclosure at the Bradwell Institute and quote, made it a surprising distance before area residents witnessed the escape and called 911 officers managed to load the very large, very determined and ridiculously heavy, quote, unquote dinosaur into the back of a police vehicle and return him safely. He's a big enclosure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a picture up there?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's big.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy heck.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't see, but they found him at a shelter station.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Now these tortoises, they live to be an astounding age.

[Dave Dugan]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hundreds of years.

[Tom Griswold]

219 or something. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did the hair do?

[Christy Lee]

What he Tortoise in the hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't have said. Couldn't have said rabbit just to help us.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's the tortoise in the air, not the turtle and the rabbit. That's just a bad transition from the original Dutch. Is that an English thing?

[Christy Lee]

And following recent floods, officials in Australia's Northern territory have issued a warning stating, quote, crocodiles are absolutely everywhere. After the state endured heavy rains, authorities evacuated more than 1,000 people across the territory. Police said that the. Shane Gill, who's the incident control acting commander. Boy, there's a of ton title. There are crocs absolutely everywhere. Please don't go in the water. Don't swim in the water for two reasons. It's a fast flowing river and the crocs are most active there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, that's scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, Australia, they. We have snow days here. Yeah, they have crocodile days. Don't come to school. There's too Many crocs. How terrifying would that be? That's just unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're afraid of everything.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, but I'm. You're not afraid of if you found out. Hey, by the way, on your way out the door, there's. There's several loose crocodiles in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I could frog her my way around them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Serpentine.

[Christy Lee]

Serpentine shell.

[Dave Dugan]

You ever drive through alligator alley?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah, they're everywhere.

[Dave Dugan]

Just did that a couple weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Dave Dugan]

And. And it reminded me of this. First time I ever did it. I told my mom I was going to be driving through alligator Alley. You be careful. I don't think the gator is going to charge a moving vehicle. No, mom, maybe if I'm in a stoplight, I'll get carjacked by one of those gators.

[Bob Kevoian]

But what if you got a flat tire, you're trying to change the tire,

[Dave Dugan]

and you're right, they're laying on the

[Christy Lee]

side of the road. They're not bothering anybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not until you stop and change a tire.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Wally, look over there. We got.

[Tom Griswold]

Wally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a live one.

[Christy Lee]

They got to get through a ditch. Usually on the other side of the ditch that goes. They haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've done. I've done the drive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you, an alligator expert?

[Christy Lee]

Bumps stupid alley a couple times. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they call the. The retreads of semis laying in the. Don't they call those gators or road gators?

[Josh Arnold]

They do, yeah. Gators.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I could see that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't run over them.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You're asking for trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

They're stiffer than you may think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Avoid those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. Unclaimed luggage will tell you what they found.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is really interesting, the stuff that. That they find in suitcases. And this will also remind you that you're supposed to put your name and address inside the suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. So luggage handler maybe grabs it by the tag and it comes off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would imagine, though, with those stick them things they have now with the codes on them, I would think would be pretty hard to lose luggage. I don't know if it's being lost as much as it used to be. I don't know, but we'll find out in just a few minutes. Right now, I want to tell you about my favorite thing we've been talking about lately, the aura frame. There's one right behind Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great. It's A it's like watching a slideshow back in the day. The Aura Frame. What it's all about is you can load as many photographs as you want

[Tom Griswold]

on it or videos and it continually shows different pictures. It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

You set it to change every few seconds, which it's going to do in just a second here. And there's a nice shot right there. The Aura frame. And by the way, like I said, free unlimited stream storage. It makes a great gift. And the Aura frame is the easiest way to share memories. It was named number one by Wirecutter. You can save on this gift by going to auraframes.com and it's spelled a U R Aura frames.com and for a limited time, Bob and Tom show listers get $35 off the bestselling Carver mat frame if you use the code word tom. Once again, it's a U R Aura frames dot com. The promo code is tom. Help support our show by mentioning it when you check out. Terms and conditions apply. It's a great product. It's really fun. And by the way, you can load this thing from wherever you are from a remote location. So the one we have in our studio, I actually loaded a bunch of photographs on it from my house. Ms. Hooker did a bunch of them from where she lives. So it's that cool. And you can have multiple people logging on and popping photographs on there. So it can become kind of like a group together text, except it's on a beautiful frame suitable for the home or office. Now, we certainly appreciate your participating in the Aura Frame find with us. It's a lovely gift. I certainly recommend it. Once again, it's Auraaura frames.com and tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up. What'd you leave in your luggage? Is it alive? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick at the news desk. Hello, indeed.

[Christy Lee]

You look fine today.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, right back at you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's Pat Godwin. Hey, you look fine today.

[Christy Lee]

Why is fine a bad thing?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's so fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we're all in fine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's fine. She's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is the rapper that does that?

[Tom Griswold]

All of them. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Tom. We got a special guest in the house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. He is the very handsome comedian Dave Dugan. Look at that head of hair on the. That man. It's unbelievable. He's fine.

[Christy Lee]

And if she says she's fine, then you have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank. Thank you very.

[Dave Dugan]

It's a new winning haircut, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Winning haircut?

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Shorter than I used to wear it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Dave Dugan]

But now I'm doing a little growth here thing again, but I think it's not working out very well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't see.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah, my wife said. Well, you can't. I can't see it hardly because it's. It's graying, so it's harder to see see than when.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see you got a little bit of fuzz there at the goatee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Which I. My mom, by the way, never. She always wanted me totally clean cut, so I don't know if that's why sometimes I go off the grid because she. She. She thought goatee was French for filthy and out of work. I think that's what she thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it is, actually. Now, you were discussing your trivia night and the. The.

[Dave Dugan]

Very proud of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The top Bedroom songs, and it was. Was the number one song.

[Dave Dugan]

Number one artist, Neil really shocked me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder what.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that. That is. That's a surprise for me as well. Did we ever determine yesterday what everyone's bedroom songs were, if anything?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we talked about this at length.

[Bob Kevoian]

We talked about a little bit. There was a survey.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think. You think more people listen to music in the bedroom or listen to the TV in the bedroom? We don't have a TV when they're doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think you know Terry Gross on A little Bit of Fresh Air. Nothing gets you hotter than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't a choice.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a fair question if. Boy, because Netflix and Chill, that whole thing originated from. TV's on. We get a little amorous, and you.

[Christy Lee]

Then you're on the couch.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you admitted that you got a little turned on by a couple of the Netflix movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think on occasion that can happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thought it was odd that it was Stranger Things.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, it was. It was the Pit. You know, show some ugly bleeding wounds.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That reminds me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, I mean, I always get horny

[Dave Dugan]

when I watch TJ Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who doesn't?

[Christy Lee]

I hope it's not. William Shatner was another locklear on that show.

[Tom Griswold]

Adrian Z. Don't shortchange him.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Handsome fella.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. The bedroom music. I have the. You have the survey over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Songs I Got People in the Mood. This is the 2000 adults who were surveyed by Talker Research on behalf of a sex toy company.

[Tom Griswold]

George Michael Faith. Is that on there?

[Christy Lee]

No, it was Perfect by Ed Sheeran at number one. Earned it by the Weekend Pony by Genuine Birthday Sex by Jeremy Maya, and then let's Get it on by Marvin Gay. I've only heard of two of these five songs. I'm so out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you'd like to hear let's Get it on sang incorrectly, here's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting translation.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what he's doing.

[Christy Lee]

What was that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it begins and ends with Marvin K. Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Is that your go to.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, it's just every Father's Day as, as, as Tim Wilson used to say. Marvin Gay has written the only protest song that's also a panty dropper. I mean, the guy was a genius.

[Dave Dugan]

Just incredible.

[Christy Lee]

What song is that?

[Josh Arnold]

His last name.

[Pat Godwin]

What's Going on?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's going on?

[Dave Dugan]

You're calling that a panty dropper?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

According to Tom.

[Dave Dugan]

I don't think that was the point of that song at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't. The point of. It was. Jim Wilson was making the point. Yes, it is a protest song.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I mean, I, I, I still get mildly or mildly aroused by Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say Barry Maguire and I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of my favorite protest songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even Destruction. Oh, I, I loved that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see where the country Joe McDonald guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know Country Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's. Speaking of protest songs, how was he still alive?

[Josh Arnold]

I was. I'm surprised to hear that, too.

[Christy Lee]

He was only, like 79.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, he was 80. 84.

[Josh Arnold]

He was pivotal in that whole scene.

[Christy Lee]

Sure he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the guy in Woodstock that does the famous fish cheer.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me an F. And he actually

[Bob Kevoian]

served and he, he was in the navy and he was a veterans advocate.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Navy. Navy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was once at a conference. I'm not kidding. It was him and among others, Henry Kissinger.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But, but yeah, he was, he was a very active veteran. And interestingly enough, he was. Believe. I know you're gonna think I'm kidding. He was named after Joseph Stalin.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me. His parents were card carrying communists for quite a while.

[Josh Arnold]

No doubt.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, really.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But may he rest in peace.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Country Joe had. So, yeah, there was that band. Had some other good songs.

[Christy Lee]

He wrote a lot of songs. He was a co writer on a lot of the San Francisco area.

[Pat Godwin]

We know.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything? Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing, I don't. Did you guys. Was it a ton of radio play?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so, no.

[Christy Lee]

But he was Woodstock.

[Josh Arnold]

But it was Woodstock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but he was quite the activist. Yeah, he. I was sad to see that. It was. Interesting guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. On that note, unclaimed luggage from airports across America eventually ended up up in one unusual place. It's called Unclaimed Baggage, a company that buys suitcases from airlines after they've exhausted every effort to return them to you there. You're the owner. This business is based in Scottsboro, Alabama.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Once the bags arrive, they're opened, sorted, and the contents are sold.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I think you should have to buy the bag unopened. You don't know, like a storage unit kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like storage wars.

[Christy Lee]

I think they say once the bags are arrived. That's what they do, don't they? They buy the bags unopened.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm saying the buyer from them, you get the whole bag. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

200 bucks for that bag.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything in there?

[Christy Lee]

Unclaimed Baggage released its 2026 issue of the Found Report detailing some of the unusual items left behind in American airports. After inspecting thousands of abandoned bags, the site said the most unusual items found were, number one, a RA Robot.

[Josh Arnold]

A robot?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I mean, is it like a humanoid robot or is it one of those vacuum cleaner things?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess more of a. Your traditional robot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it would have to be. It would have to fit in luggage, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So it has to be a short robot.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are those tiny dogs my son had that was over.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's one of those RO robots that you put a sombrero on and it moves back and forth and you love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to that restaurant, a Mexican restaurant. They've served chips and salsa out of his hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mexican robot.

[Pat Godwin]

We're all making our own jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

Mexican robots coming here, taking our jobs.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

Also on the list, a bionic knee. Everybody needs one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

A bionic knee?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. A 10 karat gold diamond grill.

[Bob Kevoian]

The teeth thing.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. A meteorite.

[Tom Griswold]

A meteorite?

[Christy Lee]

You lost your meteorite Wouldn't you know a meteorite?

[Josh Arnold]

Will you shut up?

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wrong with you? Hey, we're doing obscure songs.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's one of his favorites.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a Pat's great tribute to the song the Israelites.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir, it is. No, it's not.

[Jeff Oskay]

In the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Find it, you slo. Meteorite. Hold on. Out of the driveway. Something, something.

[Christy Lee]

While Pat looks for his meteorite. Pure gold bar was also found in abandoned luggage.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh. $5200 an ounce. Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

Samurai swords

[Tom Griswold]

aren't samurai. Aren't those dangerous? I mean, they're crazy sharp.

[Josh Arnold]

Like even the lesser samurai swords is something you do don't mess with, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did we ever do that story about that samurai?

[Josh Arnold]

We. We did, didn't we?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Something recently came up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What. What's the other name for those things?

[Christy Lee]

A samurai sword.

[Tom Griswold]

Samurai sword?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Katana.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. Oh, that's a brand.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it the shape of the sword? I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

Also found a beekeeping.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that band. Katana and the waves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not bad. Yeah, pretty good coverage.

[Tom Griswold]

Feeble at best.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here is this. That's. Oh, here's the story. I. A Twitch streamer. Was hospitalized after failing to catch a katana by the blade.

[Christy Lee]

The stupid idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was showing several Twitch users items she planned to use to decorate one of her walls. She tilted the sword and it slipped out of its sheath.

[Christy Lee]

So it wasn't like somebody was throwing it at her.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she went and then she gripped it by the blade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Did that while I wasn't here. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

A beekeeper's outfit was found.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, thank you. Also, gold plated golf clubs on their

[Josh Arnold]

way to Mar a Lago.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So were the people drunk that lost them?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, a teak digiridge. Do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you redo?

[Christy Lee]

Did you redo. That's the Australian.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, that's the. Wait, that's the vu. Vuzela, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

A suitcase full of rat poison.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the latest Bush album, isn't it? Oh, no. Razor blade. Suitcase. I'm sorry, I was close.

[Christy Lee]

Skeleton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a second. Why on earth would anyone be traveling with a suitcase full of rat?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they have rats.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been for a fear of Tom. You've been. You've been married, right?

[Josh Arnold]

If she doesn't shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

A suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's a traveling Salesman?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Maybe he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You need to carry samples.

[Tom Griswold]

How many times?

[Josh Arnold]

He's on his way to Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

That damn decon just doesn't work anymore.

[Christy Lee]

He's an exterminator Terminator. He's got his work with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you find your song?

[Pat Godwin]

There's like 14 of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. I can't wait.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll go with stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll do one.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

This was in Vegas? Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Lights in the sky here in Vegas. No, lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

A meteorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I call up my agent at farmer's insurance, J.K. simmons. Put up quite a fight. Oh, I'm not covered for a meteorite. No idea where this is going. Ordered a pizza with extra sausage. It'll be here in 30 minutes time. Delivery boy says to me it's meteor.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get it, Dave. The largest piece of Mars on earth recently fetched $5.3 million at auction.

[Tom Griswold]

So we had a piece of Mars here on Earth.

[Bob Kevoian]

The most valuable meteorite ever sold at auction. How do they know it came from 54 pound? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

And where did it come from? Just flew through.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got a lot of questions, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Something's got to hit Mars and knock it off.

[Christy Lee]

Like an alien dropped it. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Alien cannon.

[Bob Kevoian]

The best meteorite story, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot where I put that piece of Mars. Can you help me? Can you help me out here, please?

[Bob Kevoian]

The best one was the one that they thought was a meteorite, but it was poop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it true they fall out of planes like that? The blue stuff and frozen. Yeah, that's true. It goes through people's houses and stuff on purpose.

[Christy Lee]

Every day there's planes flying over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's an example. A large chunk fell from the sky, crashed into the roof of a house in Massachusetts. The owner said, we heard an explosion. Basically, he thought the house had been struck by lightning. It was a 15 to 20 pound chunk of ice that had fallen from an aircraft.

[Dave Dugan]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The FAA is investigating the Fecal association of America. This is the. Here's the good one. How do you pronounce this? A, M, K? H, O, H, Om. Kock.

[Josh Arnold]

Vagina? I wasn't listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. It doesn't end in a K. Sometimes

[Josh Arnold]

you see what you want to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

A woman in India. India suffered a shoulder injury.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, she did.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to the Associated Press, when she was struck by a falling ball of frozen human waste from an airplane Toys.

[Christy Lee]

Where did come from?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why did you even say that word?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it starts. It starts out, there's Aam Kamka.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a child.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you doing right over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Witness's name, is it Mrs. Rajrani Gaud was struck in the shoulder by the block of frozen feces.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Flying over the village of Mad.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. So it's a place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

God,

[Bob Kevoian]

when you wish upon a shart,

[Josh Arnold]

you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a baby. He's an adult baby boy.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't have feces falling over India like that. It could land in the Ganges and dirty it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I hit a cow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Christy, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Well, we're not done with our story of unclaimed baggage. Plus, we have another story out of United Airlines lines.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a good one. Make sure we get to that when we come back. That involves the people leaving their sound on and their devices without putting on headphones.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was this it? No, hang on. Was this it?

[Dave Dugan]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was not. I'm Chick McGee. And just a reminder, guest comedian appearances like Dave Dugan on the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Lee's famous recipe chicken, famous for a reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's tasty, Tom. That's Chick McGee's voice emanating from the. The orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Yeah. Some weird noise emerged from this area a few seconds ago. I. It was like, it was like a round.

[Tom Griswold]

There was no mistake. It was a fart noise.

[Christy Lee]

It did sound like a fart noise.

[Tom Griswold]

It was more of a. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like a whooping tissue.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sitting on something?

[Pat Godwin]

Trick you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm wondering if, if. I'm wondering if it's one of these sound effects. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you. No, I mean, I don't know what it was. I'm sorry. I did want to play this a little. We were talking about great songs and I thought we'd find feature this one. Little Ted Nugent with the Amboy Dukes. Great solo. And Ted was what, like 18 or 16 or whatever?

[Tom Griswold]

Young Noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Journey to the center of the mind.

[Tom Griswold]

The mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it tends to clean livers. It's not about lsd, which people thought it was, but. Center of my headphones now.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a little loud.

[Christy Lee]

A little loud in the left.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm sure it was a different World of Mixing and Too loud.

[Tom Griswold]

You're too old, Pat. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm still trying to isolate what that sound was over here.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't. Well, we were.

[Christy Lee]

Don't worry about it. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's to say? You got so many buttons over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, I'm gonna come through a Q speed.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't happen more often.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, me too. See, I put these. I put these papers on this electronic machine, and it probably. It probably hit one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Electronic machine, Josh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Electronic. Well, as opposed to a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he had music steam powered last week for three or four hours before Eddie figured it out.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's true. That. That went on for, no joke, two and a half hours. And we finally had to have Eddie come in.

[Christy Lee]

He found it was because you had papers all over everything. You couldn't tell what you had on and what you had off.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are important papers.

[Tom Griswold]

They are not.

[Christy Lee]

You have too much stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who you been talking to?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I like it. He does all the work. I just show up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he makes this big deal about I don't hoard anything anymore. I don't have stacks of stacks of newspapers at home anymore. No, they're here.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're on my phone. Well, let's move forward here, Christy. What were we talking about?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about stuff that was discovered in this. These unclaimed back bags. Some of the most valuable items. A white diamond earrings estimated at 43, $400.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, those are nice.

[Christy Lee]

A Rolex with an 18 karat yellow gold and diamond dial at 35,000. A Tosca Bas clarinet. What would you pay for a base clarinet?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. Boy, I'm gonna guess 4,000, 17,500. Whoa, I was way low.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you get to bassoon, and then you're getting serious.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know who's a bassoon? Player?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, who?

[Tom Griswold]

Christopher Walk.

[Christy Lee]

Ted Nugent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeffrey Epstein.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeffrey Epstein played bassoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd you bring that up?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's true. Oh, it just is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That explains it. In all those pictures, he looks like he's sucking on a lemon. It's his practicing, his ambusher.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, who knew?

[Tom Griswold]

He just has his mouth shut.

[Bob Kevoian]

And every picture you see of me looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's driving you crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Just wondering what's going on there. Must have bad teeth. Christy, what else was found in random luggage?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you noticed his head of hair, though? Nice, great head of hair.

[Christy Lee]

A T530. Professional thermal camera estimated at $12,119.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, not Only did these people lose these items, they never came back for them.

[Christy Lee]

That's what amazes me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, again, this is why you put your name and address inside your bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but still, if you don't. If you don't get your bag at the airport, don't you go. Oh, I need to go to the airport.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guy that lost the gold plated golf clubs. Yeah, you think he might.

[Christy Lee]

Or the person who lost the chanel black classic 11.12 lambskin handbag estimated at $10,800. I'd be calling somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, an out. A fully tricked out 2023 Apple MacBook Pro estimated 7, 200 bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the list of the doubt.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what's on it. Wink, wink.

[Bob Kevoian]

The list of the weird stuff. Some guy. Listen. A giant stuffed goose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Or a Pre World War I U.S. army bayonet.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

A skeleton.

[Josh Arnold]

A skeleton?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Fake skeleton. It wasn't a real one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that makes sense. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want the real thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

A feather bow tie. I mean, that's a look.

[Josh Arnold]

What does that look like?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bow tie made of feathers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Listening. Andy has one made out of peacock feathers.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

A bow tie?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's really cool, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it? I mean, frilly.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what that is?

[Christy Lee]

No. It looks like a bow tie.

[Tom Griswold]

But she's looking at Andy through the eyes of love because she says, that's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

It is cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They are pretty. I'm looking at them.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. He had it before I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you.

[Christy Lee]

I met.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you wear those arm garters and play a banjo when you wear that?

[Christy Lee]

No, he wears it with a suit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're nicer than. Than you might think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're very pretty. He's gonna kill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dave Dugan is here with us. Comedian Dave Dugan. And Dave, last time you were here, you mentioned you were working on some New Year's resolutions. I'm just curious. How are they going?

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, the. The diets and stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, that's. That's over.

[Josh Arnold]

It's over.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. I don't want to hear the word Mediterranean ever again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Still got it. Fridge full of cherry tomatoes and kale. Oh, and beets. That alkaline deal was a big gyp, too. Alkaline diet or whatever it's called. Anyway, no, just. Just focusing on exercise.

[Josh Arnold]

And we don't say jip anymore. That offends the filthy gypsies.

[Dave Dugan]

The gypsies? Like. Like. Like share. Like share is the only gypsy I've ever heard. Yeah, she was a, she was a tramp and a thief too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gypsies, stripes and teasers.

[Dave Dugan]

I'm off to buy a cake for my four year old grandson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh wow.

[Dave Dugan]

That's not why I'm doing the show but it's really literally not far from German bakery and so. Yeah, so that's. Grandkids are fun. We just watched him yesterday and he's the oldest and but these kids don't take naps so it's like 3:30, 4:00'. Clock. They hit the wall. Oh, and they, they were real cute before that and they turned kind pretty much turn into mean drunks. I love you gramsterns and I'll cut you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for joining us.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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