The BOB & TOM Show - March 12, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - March 12, 2025: Detailed Summary

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1. Sports Highlights

Indiana Pacers vs. Milwaukee Bucks NBA Game

At [05:32], the hosts delve into an exciting NBA matchup where the Indiana Pacers narrowly defeated the Milwaukee Bucks with a score of 115-114. The game culminated with Tyrese Halliburton hitting a crucial last-second three-pointer.

Notable Quote:

• Christy: "It was a lovely moment for the NBA and Indiana Pacer fans." ([05:51])

Reggie Miller's Color Commentary

Adding to the excitement, Reggie Miller made an appearance as a color commentator for the Pacers, providing expert insights during the intense finish.

Notable Quote:

• Tom: "I'm a big fan. We'll look forward to hearing some of the audio from Reggie." ([05:56])

2. Trading Cards Discussion

Exploration of Various Trading Cards

The conversation shifts to the nostalgic world of trading cards, where the hosts reminisce about Batman cards, Jaws 3D cards, and the quirky Monkey trading cards.

Notable Quotes:

• Josh: "I had Batman cards. I had jaws. Three in 3D cards." ([09:11])
• Chick: "I think I got monkey trading cards." ([09:37])

Peter Tork vs. Stephen Stills

A spirited debate ensues about Peter Tork of The Monkees, with Christy pointing out that Nesmith acknowledged Tork's superior musicianship.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom: "Peter Torque was a better musician than he was." ([12:25])
• Chick: "But alas, we're not going to be doing monkeys trading cards today in the air." ([13:25])

Collecting Anecdotes

Personal stories about struggling to maintain large collections and the sentimental value of certain cards are shared, highlighting the joys and challenges of being a collector.

Notable Quote:

• Chick: "That brick guy. Yes." ([25:38])

3. Listener Letters and Relationship Advice

Navigating Relationship Challenges

Listeners write in with various relationship dilemmas, including issues like smoking habits, living arrangements, and perceived dishonesty.

Notable Quotes:

• Josh: "You should never have said that." ([19:07]) (Referring to a listener's dilemma about smoking)
• Christy: "If you don't like wearing bras, then quit wearing them and enjoy some fresh air." ([36:05]) (Addressing a letter about bra usage)

Communication in Relationships

Advice is given on how to address sensitive topics without causing undue conflict, emphasizing the importance of honest and open communication.

Notable Quote:

• Josh: "But you have to actually communicate if you really want something." ([52:44]) (Regarding relationship communication)

4. Merchandise Malfunctions

New Era Baseball Caps Controversy

A significant segment discusses the recent blunder by New Era, where their overlap Major League Baseball caps unintentionally spell out vulgar slang in Spanish due to logo misalignment.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick: "The Houston Astros hat reads 'ass hoes'." ([158:29])
• Tom: "How did they miss that?" ([158:56])

Impact on Sales and Brand Reputation

The hosts speculate on the financial repercussions and potential recalls, emphasizing the importance of quality control in merchandise production.

Notable Quote:

• Chick: "They could sell them as long as..." ([159:33]) (Implying continued sales despite flaws)

5. Miscellaneous Stories

Unusual Incidents and Oddities

Various bizarre and humorous stories are shared, including:

• Brick Collecting: An employee's dedication to collecting bricks, eventually leading to building a garage.

  Notable Quote:

  • Chick: "Johnny Cash." ([25:29]) (Humorous comparison)

• Pringles Can Theft: A peculiar case where a man swallowed diamond earrings during an arrest.

  Notable Quote:

  • Chick: "They're nice, but they're still almost a million dollars." ([132:32])

• Flight Attendant Heroism: A martial arts coach in the UK stops a would-be robber with karate kicks, earning a commendation.

  Notable Quote:

  • Christy: "He was treated for minor injuries but hailed as a hero." ([127:30])

6. Upcoming Events

Live Shows in Cincinnati and Toledo

Announcements are made about upcoming live shows scheduled for March 27th in Greater Cincinnati and March 28th in Greater Toledo. Attendees can expect special T-shirts, charity initiatives, and exclusive posters.

Notable Quote:

• Tom: "We'll have some fun. Hope to see you there." ([34:03])

7. Comedy Bits and Host Banter

Humorous Exchanges and Jokes

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, jokes, and comedic storytelling, keeping the atmosphere light and entertaining.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick: "You're a witness." ([05:10]) (During a humorous exchange)
• Tom: "I'm levitating." ([08:26]) (Mock-serious comment)

Mental Health Humor

A segment touches on mental health with humor, discussing the concept of mentally healthy individuals acting as directors of their own lives.

Notable Quote:

• Chick: "A mentally healthy person will act like a floor director for his own life." ([17:35])

8. Promotional Segments

Product Endorsements (Skipped)

Advertisements for products like Progressive Insurance, Mint Mobile, Raycon Earbuds, and Orange Insoles are present but omitted from the summary as per user instructions.

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Final Notes:

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show on March 12, 2025, offers a blend of sports analysis, nostalgic trading card discussions, listener relationship advice, and humorous storytelling. The hosts maintain their signature comedic style while engaging with a variety of topics, ensuring an entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.

Transcript

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[Chick]

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[Christy]

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[Chick]

It'S the bob and to. All right.

[Tom]

You ready for this?

[Christy]

We are ready.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Hey, Peter. Hey, Bob. What are you doing out here? Same thing you're doing. Got a light? Oh. We are smoking in front of the building. We are standing, we are talking but mostly we are smoking we are smoking in front of the building. Oh. We are smoking in front of the building we are puffing, we are gagging we are happy because we're smoking we are smoking in front of the building Hacking, wheezing Daily breathing, choking, croaking Smoking. We love smoking. I met a girl from another office She's a smoker just like me. Now we're dating and we're smoking. We're smoking in front of the building.

[Tom]

We are smoking in front of the.

[Chick]

Building and we smell like we've been camping. It could be raining, it could be.

[Tom]

Snowing but we're smoking in front of the building.

[Chick]

Hacking, wheezing, barely breathing, Choking, croaking We love smoking. I never was a smoker until I looked outside they were smoking while I was working so now I'm smoking in front of the building we are smoking in front of the building and the ashtrays are overflowing. We are smoking instead of working. We are smoking in front of the building we are smoking in front of the building we are standing, we are talking but mostly we are smoking. We are smoking in front of the building. Smoking in front of the building Smoking. Oh, God. In front of the building. Ah, the song that almost did not end. Smoking in front of them.

[Tom]

Smoking up.

[Chick]

If you got him. Maybe I should start smoking. Maybe that.

[Tom]

Hey, remember we had a friend that didn't start till he was 40?

[Chick]

Just level me out. That would be. Remember that?

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Yes, Tom, we all remember it. That's one of your stories. You tell all the time.

[Tom]

I can see it's gonna be a dick fest today.

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

What's your problem?

[Christy]

You.

[Chick]

You are my problem.

[Tom]

Why don't you quit? Make my. Make my life better.

[Chick]

Here it is. See, I told you guys. I called my shot.

[Josh]

He predicted that.

[Tom]

No, you were the first a hole to start talking. You started it. Am I right?

[Chick]

And here's Tom.

[Tom]

Seriously, quit. It'd make my life easier. I could use the money.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Tom]

Okay, well, what do you got going? What do you have over there to entertain?

[Chick]

Well, we have a big night in the NBA. The Indiana Pacers. The last second three point shot by Tyrese Halliburton beat the Milwaukee Bucks 115 to 114. And as if the the story could get any better, Reggie Miller was doing the broadcast courtside. It was a lovely moment for the NBA and Indiana Pacer fans. There you go.

[Christy]

I agree. That was something.

[Chick]

Oh, it was really a wonderful evening in the NBA, Reggie.

[Tom]

I'm a big fan. We'll look forward to hearing some of the audio from Reggie. Other exciting things in the. How close are we to the draft now?

[Chick]

I keep forgetting April 24, 25, 26 along in there.

[Tom]

And is today. Today is the day.

[Chick]

Today is the new year, the NFL season. Everything's officially announced, although it seems like everybody and their brother have been signing over the past couple of days.

[Josh]

Well, happy New Year, Chick.

[Chick]

Now, thank you. Thank you very much. And Ace is a big NFL fan, so. Yes.

[Josh]

Happy New Year, all those who celebrate.

[Chick]

Everybody celebrating. Have a great time.

[Christy]

Do you kiss at midn.

[Chick]

I kiss my picture of Sammy Paul every at midnight. You guys remember. You probably remember Sammy Ball. That's where your mind is, right? He played in the 40s and 50s. That's.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You know, frame of reference.

[Tom]

Those old football cards where the guy wouldn't have a helmet on, but he'd be in that position like he's gonna stiff army in the face.

[Chick]

Remember those?

[Christy]

No, I'm not.

[Josh]

Oh, those poses were great. Well, I never got into football cards.

[Chick]

As a kid, though.

[Josh]

It was always baseball.

[Chick]

I saw a documentary on making football cards or sports cards, and they actually used to have the guys, like, dive at the camera and they take pictures. And that would be their football card. Like, defensive player would be diving out.

[Tom]

And they were mean looking. It was great.

[Josh]

Yeah. Like the ones where they pose with the football.

[Christy]

I didn't have that as a kid. Growing up, we had. I think we had bubblegum with. Or the monkey cards. Right.

[Chick]

I was gonna say, did girls have something comparable?

[Christy]

We had top star in. Yeah.

[Josh]

Bobby Sherman.

[Christy]

Bobby Sherman. Yeah. That was a good one.

[Tom]

He was a good shoe. The monkeys had.

[Chick]

I think I got monkey trading cards.

[Josh]

And they had every kind of trading card for a while.

[Chick]

It was.

[Josh]

It was amazing.

[Tom]

Do they have them today?

[Christy]

I mean, can you get monkey trading cards?

[Chick]

No, no.

[Tom]

I mean of contemporary. Like a dual dua. I wouldn't mind chewing on some of that.

[Christy]

Oh, my God.

[Chick]

Okay. I know, I know, I know. No, listen to. I know how the show started. I'm very aware of it. He's mad at me about something else. I know. I sensed it when I came in here this morning. But this is what we're getting today. He wants to chew on Dua Lipa.

[Tom]

Have you seen her? He's.

[Chick]

He's very. It's on the edge.

[Josh]

I'll be honest. I'd have to look her up.

[Tom]

You wouldn't mind looking up. And then I wouldn't mind licking it up.

[Josh]

Oh, my man.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick]

You're a witness.

[Tom]

I'm levitating.

[Josh]

Did you have a dream about her?

[Tom]

No, no, no.

[Josh]

You know, sometimes you have a dream about somebody and then you, like, for the next day or two, you're like, God, I just. I'm in love with that person. Yeah.

[Chick]

What are you.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Dreams are you having?

[Josh]

You don't ever have those, Christy?

[Christy]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Tom]

No famous people show up in your dreams.

[Christy]

Yeah, they do, but.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, Dua Loop is very pretty.

[Christy]

Yeah, she is.

[Tom]

And she's the reason I fell on that today is she is actually kind of in the news.

[Josh]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

Sort of.

[Christy]

Oh, my gosh. 1966. The Monkey Series A vintage trading cards. I can buy them for 130 bucks.

[Tom]

Oh.

[Chick]

Bargain at half the price.

[Christy]

44.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Christy]

Yeah. Boy, that. When you see them, you immediately go. I remember that.

[Josh]

I had Batman cards. I had jaws. Three in 3D cards. Yeah, they were 3D. They had little glasses.

[Chick]

They did.

[Tom]

You had to buy.

[Josh]

Yeah. There was a card shop near our place.

[Tom]

I've never heard of 3D. That's cool.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I was surprised that they had. What are we saying? Here. Monkey trading cards and things like when you were a kid. Get trading cards, Josh. So they.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Transferred to your age.

[Josh]

There were like these card shops that we would go to mostly for baseball cards, but they would have whatever was. I mean, all these Batman. I almost had the whole collection. And then I've got some unopened. I have a case of unopened horror movie cards.

[Chick]

Wow. Well, that's going to be worth something.

[Tom]

It may.

[Josh]

Might be.

[Chick]

I have some unopened WCW wrestlers.

[Josh]

Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome.

[Christy]

I can remember like it was yesterday. We would walk up to the little corner, corner drugstore in my little town and I would buy him and I'd get so mad when I got a Peter Torque. And no Davy Jones, he was the worst monkey.

[Tom]

Oh, I think. I don't think.

[Chick]

I don't know. Absolutely.

[Christy]

No, he was. I think, like.

[Chick]

No, I think Mike was the worst monkey. He didn't want. He didn't want to. He didn't want to mess with it.

[Josh]

He was telling. That's why he was above. Yeah. He wrote actual songs.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I. I always thought Peter Torque was like.

[Josh]

I loved them all.

[Tom]

Yeah. Come on. It's like Ringo. You gotta love Ringo.

[Christy]

I don't want a trading guard.

[Chick]

Although Peter Torque was misunderstood about the audition too. He brought a guitar and you're not playing.

[Tom]

He was. He was a contemporary of Stephen Stills.

[Christy]

He's been in here, right?

[Tom]

Yeah, he was in here. Sadly, he's.

[Chick]

Are you trying to tell me that Peter Tork is as talented as Stephen Stills or simply a contemporary? Meaning he's the same age as Stephen?

[Tom]

No, they were. They were friends in the green circuit.

[Chick]

But that doesn't mean he was anywhere near as talented as Stephen.

[Tom]

Still, those in the nose.

[Josh]

Phenomenal.

[Chick]

For instance, you and I are contemporaries. I'm not nearly as talented as you are.

[Tom]

Not a good analogy, but true.

[Chick]

Well, not a good analogy, but it's true.

[Tom]

Stephen Stills tried out for the Monkeys.

[Christy]

Yeah, he had bad teeth.

[Josh]

So he didn't make.

[Tom]

Exactly.

[Josh]

I bet Torque made more money in his life. So did Charlie Manson.

[Tom]

No.

[Josh]

You don't think so?

[Tom]

I doubt it very much.

[Josh]

I would have thought the Monkeys probably made more money than.

[Tom]

Well, the company that owned the Monkeys may have, but I think they were kind of on salary, I'm guessing. And Stephen Stills has all those music rights, presumably.

[Christy]

But I was just reminded also that my husband was recently gifted a whole box, whole box of unopened Andy Griffiths rating cards.

[Chick]

Oh, my.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's got to be worth something. Too.

[Chick]

There you go, Tom. Andy Griffith.

[Christy]

Maybe Andy will share some of his trading cards with you.

[Tom]

We have a friend who's even more into that. We need to share some of those with. But yeah, Peter Dork was in here. We talked. We've actually, over time, we talked with all the monkeys except for Nesmith.

[Josh]

Did Peter Torque play?

[Chick]

Yeah, well, the guitar was on and.

[Josh]

He was strumming like Monkey's hits.

[Chick]

No, no, no. It's on an original tune.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Solo stuff.

[Tom]

Okay. I have to. I have to side with Chick on this one. The later solo work largely on her. Can we hear it? Nesmith will admitted that Torque was a better musician than he was.

[Chick]

I think the recordings from that day are in a desert somewhere buried in a 55 count drum.

[Christy]

I don't care. What. I just.

[Josh]

We gotta get Dolan.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, Mickey.

[Tom]

We've talked to him.

[Chick]

I think it was Mickey's birthday yesterday. A couple days ago.

[Josh]

Wasn't funny too.

[Chick]

80. I think so.

[Christy]

Is he really?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And he sang lead on most of the big games.

[Christy]

Yeah, he did.

[Chick]

Do you remember going down by the Monkeys? I heard that. I'm watching a little bit of Breaking Bad and it was.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Going. Going down.

[Josh]

Some of their stuff actually kind of rocks.

[Chick]

Oh, stepping Stone. Oh, love that song. Not just Stepping Stone.

[Tom]

No, no, not me.

[Ali]

No, no.

[Tom]

But most of the hits were written by guys like Neil Diamond.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Cool.

[Christy]

That's okay.

[Chick]

Poison Hart and Don Kushner.

[Tom]

And who was the guy had the great song? Jon Stewart. Not the comedian. Not the comedian.

[Chick]

Gold John.

[Tom]

People out there turning music into gold.

[Chick]

Oh, right, yeah.

[Tom]

He wrote one of the Monkey's big hits.

[Chick]

Voice and Heart.

[Tom]

But alas, we're not going to be doing monkeys trading cards today in the air.

[Christy]

Oh, darn.

[Tom]

That'd be pretty funny if you were doing one of those radio shows where the swaps. The swap shop. Yeah. I'm looking for a pair of Goodyear tires. I got four six packs of Monkeys guards.

[Josh]

There is a hockey card show on the NHL. One of the stations.

[Christy]

Are you serious?

[Josh]

Where they just talk about. They trade hockey cards and they talk about what they have grown men older than me.

[Tom]

This. This sounds like a skit.

[Josh]

It's.

[Christy]

It is funny because you just can't believe unintentionally.

[Josh]

I mean, they are having a good time.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Josh]

Yeah, I got that. I don't need another Probert. This is unbelievable.

[Christy]

The great thing about moving is you find stuff like that. I found my Davy Jones singing to me at Disney world.

[Chick]

Really?

[Christy]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna have it blown up, framed, put above my bed.

[Tom]

Coming up, we have interesting letters to get to.

[Chick]

I don't need a filthy Probert.

[Christy]

That is funny. They do that once a week or something.

[Josh]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

[Tom]

Well, the famous skit with the brothers and the. What was it called?

[Christy]

Anson Brothers.

[Tom]

No, no, with where Rush did the.

[Josh]

Song oh, Strange Brew. Are those guys the Mackenzie brothers?

[Tom]

Yeah, the Mackenzie brothers.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Get. Get off or whatever it was. Get out. Remember that whole thing?

[Chick]

I'm glad we all speak fluent Tom. Yeah, because we were. No, I couldn't.

[Tom]

I. I couldn't remember, but hey, hoser. But that's what that sound. This sounds like a bit that they would do. Right? Right.

[Chick]

That was great.

[Christy]

That was so funny at the time.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

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[Christy]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Shut it up. You shut up. That's right. I'm talking to myself.

[Tom]

I love doing that, don't you?

[Josh]

I love it all day long is what I. That's what I do.

[Christy]

Talk to yourself all day long.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Chick]

You know, they say a mentally health person will act like a floor director for his own life. And it helps you step back and not take everything so seriously and.

[Christy]

Okay, good about everything that makes sense.

[Chick]

So let's say you're driving along and you have a flat tire. And, you know, look at this guy, he's got a flat tire. If you can say that about yourself, it help. It gives you an extra step back. Well, you see how that works?

[Tom]

Oh, I. That's.

[Chick]

That's really a true thing I'm not aware of. Yeah.

[Josh]

Is that working for you?

[Chick]

No, I'm incapable of doing it.

[Christy]

So.

[Tom]

So right now, for example, I could go.

[Chick]

Cut.

[Tom]

Let's talk about something else.

[Chick]

That's exactly right.

[Josh]

I'll do it. But it'll be two me's. I get out to my car, I don't have my keys. I go, oh, what are you doing? For getting your keys. Hey, look, this stuff happen. Don't yell at me. Well, you need to learn sometime because this is like the fourth time you've done it this year. I know, but I'm getting better.

[Christy]

That's schizophrenia.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, that's mental illness.

[Chick]

There's a fine line between healthy and unhealthy.

[Josh]

That's right. And I. I jump back and forth.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

I wonder who in the bunch here is alone the most.

[Chick]

Well, probably me. Yeah, I don't know.

[Christy]

Aces, probably.

[Chick]

Yeah, we got between it, if you count the dogs.

[Josh]

No, but Ace, any prospects in the female department, that's every day. But, oh, boy, he's got a stable of women.

[Tom]

I just realized we got a lot of really lonesome people around here. Although being alone doesn't mean you're.

[Josh]

You know what?

[Tom]

That's true.

[Josh]

I wouldn't mind being lonesome right now.

[Christy]

Oh, you should never have said that.

[Chick]

No, no, no.

[Josh]

Not about my lady.

[Tom]

Well, that's not going to be interpreted that way. You realize that. Not about my name. Let's do chicks.

[Josh]

Back up.

[Tom]

40 seconds.

[Josh]

I say that I'm rarely lonesome, but now I just realize it's because I'm constantly talking to myself like that.

[Tom]

Oh, you're.

[Chick]

Everybody thought I was the crazy one. It's you.

[Josh]

I'm quite mad.

[Tom]

Yes. I thought I was the craziest one. I wish I could remember. I can't remember the name of this book. It's the true story of this woman who had a considerable amount of money and she had this sort of doll that she would dress up and carry around and talk to. And all of her friends knew that, you know.

[Christy]

Was it a true story? Yeah, yeah, it's. Her name was Doris something, I think.

[Tom]

But all of the people around her knew that. Okay. Don't you know, she thinks this. Whatever. You can't, you know, say, hey, this doll's a doll.

[Josh]

Huh?

[Tom]

Just kind of. You know what I'm saying? Kind of like Harvey, right? The movie.

[Chick]

Harvey the Rabbit.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I gotta watch that again.

[Josh]

It's good.

[Chick]

It holds up.

[Josh]

I was in Harvey. Pretty good stage production.

[Chick]

Were you, elwood?

[Josh]

I was Dr. Chums or whatever.

[Chick]

You were Dr. Chumley. Yeah. Good part.

[Josh]

Yeah. Oh, yes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Do you remember any lines from. I don't. I don't.

[Tom]

But I remember I wore a lab.

[Josh]

Coat, as a doctor would.

[Tom]

Of course. Well, let's see now. I have been asked to say. Would you. Okay. This is asking me to have Josh read our first letter.

[Chick]

Oh, is it time for letters?

[Tom]

Once again, you can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick]

We'Ve got good music for letters, Tom. Have an open mind. Ready? Here we go.

[Tom]

This is kind of a late night, late night dance.

[Chick]

Yes, it's called labor of Love.

[Christy]

I like this.

[Josh]

Very nice.

[Chick]

Isn't this nice? Here's Josh with our first love.

[Tom]

Now, Josh, you were watching that movie Labia of Love. I was a giant labia that attacks a small.

[Josh]

Well, the majora are the menorah.

[Tom]

Hey, look, I don't care what your religion is. No candles in this room.

[Josh]

Latin for minor and not that. Anyway, man, that just gets.

[Chick]

This thing gets. Gets better and better, doesn't it?

[Josh]

It's rich. It's nice. It is. It's rich with.

[Chick]

Oh, boy.

[Tom]

This is where you see Jack Lemon coming into an apartment.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Josh]

Stop it.

[Tom]

With some 60s era blonde. He's lighting up a cigarette.

[Josh]

All right, you can stay tonight, but I. I have my. My husband or my My. My wife's parents are coming over tomorrow.

[Tom]

This is Woody Allen.

[Chick]

What happened to Jack Lemon?

[Josh]

Jack Lemon.

[Chick]

Watch old Jack.

[Josh]

This comes to us from Josh. He's listening through the Bob and Tom app. He says, good morning, crew. My apologize to everyone except for Tom, but I have one more joke, and he's not apologizing to Tom because Tom's gonna be all for this. The rest of us may scoff at. I know it's coming.

[Christy]

Gotcha.

[Josh]

He says, however, I need anyone but Tom to read it because he can't pronounce one of the words properly. You'll know what word.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh]

Bulls.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Tom has a problem with the word bull.

[Josh]

Bulls have Chuck Norris riding competitions.

[Chick]

You know, that might be the funniest one I've heard.

[Josh]

It is very good.

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yes. I hadn't heard that one before. Thank you.

[Chick]

That's the problem. Where are the new ones coming from? I feel like I've heard all. The old bull is a new one. He's 80 something.

[Tom]

I got a new one.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Tom]

When God said, let there be light, chuck Norris said, say please.

[Josh]

Where have you heard that?

[Tom]

I've got it from this letter that we were sent. Wait.

[Josh]

Tom can't say bull.

[Tom]

I can say bowl.

[Chick]

See, it's either ball or. Or bowl. He's not really.

[Tom]

A bowl of cereal and a bull fight. Wait a second.

[Chick]

No, it really helps when you really try to do it.

[Tom]

I can't do it. I.

[Josh]

Speaking of cereal, Colton writes in and says the S'mores cereal, which we referenced yesterday, it's in golden grahams with tiny marshmallows and chocolate bits, still exists.

[Chick]

Really?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

Huh.

[Josh]

Now he says he has a bag right there in the kitchen. So I don't know if he took the bag out of the box or if it's the, like, really generic stuff on the lower shelves.

[Chick]

Oh, the bag cereal. They save money. They don't even put it in a box.

[Tom]

Who makes more cereal? Is that one of the big companies?

[Josh]

I think General Mills, because they made golden Grahams, right? Yeah.

[Chick]

I get my cereal companies mixed up.

[Tom]

S'mores were in the news because they think that the. That fire, the wildfires in Long island were started by a guy at 9:30 in a Saturday morning morning making s'mores for his kids.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, man, that's not bad. What a fun dad that is. I mean, except for the horrific 600 acre burning fire.

[Christy]

But, you know, his wife said, I told you not to do that. It's too early for s'mores.

[Tom]

Yeah. You can make s'mores indoors, you know.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Christy]

You can.

[Josh]

Sure.

[Tom]

In the oven, microwave, either way.

[Chick]

Yeah, the microwave's fun because the marshmallow is going to blow up.

[Tom]

Now, when you make s'mores, do you let the marshmallows catch on fire?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

And blow them out?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

Really?

[Chick]

I like the. I like the charred.

[Christy]

I like it charred.

[Tom]

Sorry. Like them golden brown.

[Christy]

Of course.

[Tom]

Like my women.

[Chick]

I'm right there with you, Tommy. Dear Bob and Tom.

[Tom]

Oh, she gets tan. She looks very like I like to. Anyone else want to vote on tan lines?

[Chick]

Oh, love.

[Josh]

I'm not a fan of tan lines. I always love them. I've never cared for them, really.

[Chick]

Well, you're. You're wrong. Yeah. No, no.

[Tom]

You like your whores to danced around the beach naked.

[Josh]

That's exactly right.

[Chick]

Dear Bob and Tom, I just finished watching the first part of the show on YouTube this morning.

[Josh]

Sorry to hear it.

[Chick]

What the hell are you guys doing? No, no, we've got everything under control. Everything's fine. Dear Tom, we. I don't know why they're mentioning this, so when I tell you, maybe you can remember what we were talking about, because this seems like an answer to a topic we were talking about, but I can't remember it. Have you followed me?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Dear People, we have a local brick plant. The rumor's always been an employee took home one brick every day in his lunchbox. When he retired, he had enough to build a garage.

[Josh]

That's Johnny Cash.

[Christy]

Yeah, well, that's the brick guy who had the world record for having 8,840.

[Chick]

The brick guy. Yes.

[Christy]

Which I have a letter about.

[Chick]

All right.

[Christy]

Good morning.

[Chick]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. It's time for Christie and Letters.

[Tom]

Does this reference Clem Reinkamier, the brick collector?

[Christy]

It does, kind of. This is from Clay.

[Josh]

We should be playing Thick as a Brick.

[Christy]

Yesterday we were talking about that. Christy brought up a good point about what to do with the old man's brick collection when he dies. I have a flashlight collection of almost 200 flashlights. My wife has told me on more than one occasion that when I die, she's going to strike the match and use one as my urn.

[Chick]

I think maybe this would be a good. Good place to. Anyone. Mar. Does everyone hate everyone in relationships?

[Josh]

After a while, they don't. Yes, they do. But we're led to believe. No. Some reason we're led to believe they do and they don't.

[Chick]

Of course not.

[Christy]

No. And I think it's fun teasing.

[Chick]

Although Absolutely. True story. I get along much better with my ex wife than I ever did when we were married. And I can't understand why that's happened, but it's happened.

[Josh]

Have you thought about remarrying her?

[Chick]

Gosh, goodness, no.

[Tom]

You know, hey, Pat, Pat, isn't there anything else you can do? But the other interesting aspect of that is people who have these collections and then when they die, someone has to deal with it often spend a great deal of time.

[Chick]

When I had my. Getting rid of them, the compound cleaned up this last during the summer, that was the thing on my mind. I'm not going to leave this for my daughters to come in here and try to figure out where all this junk's going to go.

[Tom]

Although if any of them were a size 12 shoe, they're in the money.

[Chick]

Yeah, well, yeah, that's true.

[Tom]

That'd be, of course, if your daughter was a size 12 shoe. Yikes. That is one big foot.

[Chick]

She wears a nice seven, if you must know. I think they both wear sevens, now that I'm thinking about it.

[Tom]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick]

Neither one of them talk like this, the hell's wrong with you?

[Tom]

But I mean, the brick thing, what are you gonna do with that?

[Christy]

I have no idea.

[Tom]

Moving it would cost.

[Chick]

I can't think of anything collectible that would be equally as heavy or a burden as a collection.

[Josh]

Right, right.

[Tom]

And this guy has bricks from all over the world, so he has to have been spending tens of thousands of dollars on postage over the years. His mailman must hate him.

[Christy]

I have one, two bricks.

[Tom]

Got another brick from the Middle East.

[Josh]

You have two bricks?

[Christy]

One from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and one from Strawberry Fields in London.

[Josh]

Oh, you stole it.

[Chick]

Stole a brick, huh?

[Christy]

No, they sold them as a charity project for the.

[Tom]

You brought a brick back from the.

[Christy]

Somebody else did for me.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. So we don't know the price point.

[Christy]

I don't.

[Chick]

It's probably crazy. Like 500 bucks.

[Tom]

That's a great thing for a friend. Hey, if you happen to go to England, would you bring me back a giant brick in your suitcase?

[Christy]

I did not ask. It was a gift. It's the size of a regular brick.

[Josh]

Remember when Christy took that brick from the Indy 500 speedway and that. That the year. I do remember that race. There was just a pothole in the middle of the.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Somebody got hit.

[Chick]

Yeah, I think on Gaius hit the wall that year.

[Tom]

I remember it.

[Chick]

Okay. Dear Tom.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

Longtime listener, first time messenger. My wife and I love your show, but my wife has a birthday coming up on Thursday and loves Chick's Sean Connery expression. Expression. It should be impression. Right. Can Chick please say in his best Connery accent, happy birthday, Lash, Come over here and sit on my lap.

[Josh]

Pretty good.

[Chick]

I'm sorry, Doug, can't.

[Tom]

Okay, can't be done.

[Chick]

Can't be done. But we appreciate the letter.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much. And if you want to reach us, once again, it's Bob and [e-mail].

[Chick]

One more. It's about Tom. Dear Tom, I know you used to keep a jug in your sink to pee in so you could pour it on your hostas outside to keep the deer away.

[Tom]

Right?

[Chick]

Right. How can you say that? You don't see this happening when you yourself did it? Did you say that you couldn't?

[Christy]

Yeah, we were talking about collecting pee for. Collecting pee for fertilizer.

[Tom]

I'm sorry, no. And also there was a guy, a physician that. It was not exactly clear what happened. Apparently he either sold his business to another doctor or something and something went wrong.

[Christy]

Yeah. And he was pouring urine.

[Tom]

The doctor apparently came back and he's accused of pouring gallons and gallons of urine on the floor of the doctor's offices. I think it had gone to court and I forget if he. What happened, but obviously it was so much urine. He didn't just go to the old office and pee in the floor.

[Christy]

No, he had saved it up.

[Josh]

Right.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I think in this case, though, they're referring to what we were talking about yesterday because you were so adamant that no one is going to be using urine as fertilizer. Right.

[Tom]

Well, I don't think it's realistic to think that Americans are going to be keeping giant vats of urine to be turned into.

[Josh]

When you yourself did it is what this was.

[Tom]

No, but I peed on the hostas. That's no big deal.

[Josh]

Well, it sounds to me like you peed in a jug. You peed in a jug?

[Tom]

Apparently, yes. But then I would go outside and pour it on the hosa.

[Josh]

That's what these people are gonna do.

[Tom]

No, they're talking about a massive industrial grade factory turning human urine into fertilizer.

[Josh]

Well, that sounds even more cleanly than what you did.

[Chick]

I'd just like to say jug in a sink. In this whole process, I have not said anything other than I introduced the letter.

[Tom]

Okay, well, you know, we didn't take.

[Josh]

Into account that some. Some of these letter writers just are just launching grenades into here.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, we deal with it.

[Josh]

They know what they're doing.

[Tom]

I see we have another letter this One's. This one gets pretty complicated. It's about how we connect things on the show. Sometimes we'll. I think yesterday the letter involved connecting somehow the Egyptian pharaoh. Remember that whole link? We like to. We'll take a story and go several links down to bring up something else.

[Josh]

Okay, and what do we link?

[Tom]

It's kind of like. It's kind of like the. What is it? The six degrees of Kevin Bacon or whatever that thing was, where you can always get somewhere. I'll get to that letter coming up. It's a little bit more complicated than we have time for right now. Also, I will remind you that we have some interesting events on the way coming up down the road. We'll get to some of those, but right now it's time to talk about your feet.

[Josh]

Yes. If you work on your feet all day, boy, that can be quite an evening. You get home and everything's aching. You're like, what the heck did I do? Well, I'll tell you what. You were putting stress on that body of yours because you were on your feet all day. Probably with shoes that have tiny, flimsy, thin liners in them that offer you zero support. Well, that's where orange insoles comes in. Orange insoles offer arch support in a deep heel cup. They work better in your shoes to help support your body. They give you better alignment and help you alleviate that discomfort. Orange insoles just released their brand new orange sport insole. Most athletic shoes lack true support. So whether you're walking, running, training, or just moving or you're doing what I'm doing, man, just lifting all the weights. I mean, it's just so. You should see me in there. Yeah, well, I need something to help me keep my me aligned. You know what I mean? When you're doing a clean and jerk, you want proper foot support. Sure you don't want to be standing on sponges. No, thank you, Pat. I'm subjecting you.

[Tom]

I lost you. Envisioning you doing a clean and jerk while standing up.

[Josh]

My bones would explode. I don't know what would happen.

[Chick]

You know what I like to do is wear my orange insoles when I'm having a bowl of soup and a candy bar.

[Josh]

Thankfully, they're for everybody. The orange sport feature new and exclusive o foam technology with a thin athletic profile for top performance. That means you're gonna get three times the durability and 40% more energy return, balances, support, and they fit, giving you the best of both worlds. Boy, that's. That sentence really needs to be rewritten. Find the right orange insole for you and every shoe, work boots, dress shoes, sneakers, you name it. There's no cutting required. Those insoles are true to size and they include sizes 15 plus. Go to orangeinsoles.com today for free shipping. Plus, orange insoles come with a 60 day. We want you to be happy guarantee that's orangeinsoles.com they may be just what you're looking for. Feel better, do more.

[Tom]

Thank you very much, Josh. Now we're going to be on the road. We're to be doing some special shows from Greater Cincinnati and Greater Toledo. Coming up Thursday, March 27th and Friday, March 28th. I'll give you some details on those, but you can come hang out. We'll look forward to it. We'll have a special T shirt, little charity thing we're trying to put together and a special poster. It'll be fun. Coming up, we have a really interesting story about merchandise from the world of major sports. They're always trying to get something out there for you to buy. They may have made a couple mistakes with this one. We'll tell you what I'm talking about when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom SHOW this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Christy]

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[Tom]

You'Re dead.

[Chick]

Hi. Welcome back to the Nuthatch. It's the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Tom has a fundamental misunderstanding of Pantera. It's not all about anger.

[Chick]

All right. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

So soothing. Let's see now.

[Chick]

Do you have more letters?

[Tom]

I do. I do. Did you have one you want to read?

[Christy]

Christy? Yeah.

[Josh]

Do you have one?

[Christy]

I'm not gonna say his name, but this is from a listener. He goes, I know what Christy should give up for Lent wearing no bra. I should just give up no bras.

[Chick]

Wait, wait.

[Josh]

You should give up wearing bras?

[Chick]

Give up wearing bras.

[Christy]

I should not wear a bra for Lent. I'm not gonna do that, Scott.

[Tom]

Thank you for asking, but are you willing to sell yours?

[Christy]

Who would want them?

[Josh]

Oh, don't question it. To sell.

[Chick]

Just cash. Cash the check.

[Christy]

I'm embarrassed that my bras are ugly.

[Tom]

You could give the money to. You could give the money to charity.

[Chick]

Why your brother. There's a woman. There's a woman out there for her birthday, wanted me to talk like Sean Connery. Does that answer your question?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Okay, now, linear thought is not really something that happens much on this show.

[Chick]

Not our strong suit.

[Tom]

We jump around. I admit it.

[Josh]

Omelets are good.

[Chick]

I wish I had one a Western can't beat.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. That's the way to go. I like what you're wearing today, so that's nice.

[Tom]

As you can see. See, there we go. Nothing. Nothing is connected. I'm wearing a broad, and I have. I have a soup spoon in Chick's back pocket. That's the kind of disconnect. Here we go.

[Chick]

I will treasure it.

[Tom]

There used to be a show called Connections, about how historical events are connected. I remember that show.

[Josh]

That was really.

[Chick]

I don't remember that show.

[Tom]

Yeah, they would take, you know, something like a spoon and how it would connect the design of the spoon to some ship, and that would connect to some whatever. I happened to notice that Tom can connect anything. For example, that you discussed yesterday, the discovery of a new pharaoh's tomb. Somehow that got to the American bison. Now, anyone remember how that happened?

[Christy]

I think that was the original story when we did it the first time. We got to American Bison.

[Tom]

Here's the breakdown. The new pharaoh's tomb was discovered.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That connects to the movie American Graffiti, where the. The name of the gang that Richard Dreyfuss was asked to join was, as they pronounced it, the Pharaohs. Yes, of course. Which connected to Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, the great band responsible for this wonderful song, Earth Changing Tune here. Woolly Bully.

[Christy]

Of course, we were talking about Woolly Mammoth. Right.

[Tom]

Well, that, of course, led to a discussion of the woolly mammoth and eventually to the American bison.

[Christy]

Right.

[Josh]

How about that?

[Tom]

There you go. It was, you know, it's all logical. And Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, we learned, also had another hit, which I'd forgotten. Hey, There a Little Red Riding Hood.

[Chick]

I didn't know that was Sam the share.

[Tom]

You sure are looking good. Now you're over 18 for the purposes of being politically correct. Okay, thank you very much. That's from Peter in Cincinnati talking about the logic of this show. We can connect anything. But see, that's what we have to do. We have to make segues. For example, how am I going to get from what we're talking about now to our friend Reggie Miller doing the call on a basketball game in the NBA with a great ending. Anyone have an idea how to connect that? Josh?

[Chick]

Last night, the Pacers in Indianapolis beat The Milwaukee Bucks 115, 114. On a last second shot by Tyrese Halliburton. He hit a three pointer out of the corner and he was fouled by Giannis and he went to the line, hit the free throw, and Pacers win by point. Here's what it sounded like by. This is a wonderful coincidence. Reggie Miller doing color commentary last night in Indianapolis for the Pacers. Pacers down three. Halliburton's got the ball. Halliburton rises up and there's a whistle. Oh, my goodness. Tyrese Halliburton hits a three and is fouled.

[Josh]

You have got to be kidding me.

[Tom]

There we go. There's Reggie.

[Chick]

That's Reg.

[Tom]

All right.

[Chick]

Very exciting moment last night in the NBA.

[Josh]

Just a regular season game.

[Christy]

Yeah, but it was.

[Josh]

They're fighting for playoffs seating, so not. Not a big deal at all.

[Christy]

Oh, my gosh. Josh. Plus, Reggie is one of our dearest friends.

[Tom]

There were no hockey pucks, unlike you.

[Josh]

I've never met him.

[Christy]

Well, then you're. It's your loss.

[Tom]

We. We have. We have security.

[Chick]

Dear Bob and Tom Crew, it's another letter. Oh, it's another letter. I'm sorry. Hang on a second.

[Josh]

I like it. I feel better.

[Chick]

Why do I feel like this is going to be playing in my room at some point? Dear Crew, I collect car audio. Tom from the 90s, mostly Clarion. Lanzar. L A N Z A R Lanzer.

[Josh]

I am Lanzar.

[Chick]

I am Lanzar and Phoenix Gold. I'm not alone. There's a huge group, bigger than you think. We collect old school car audio. Three years ago when we moved from Lafayette, Indiana to Dandridge, Tennessee, my friend, that helped. All complain about those boxes filled with my car audio collection. I have 22 medium sized boxes from Walmart that are full of my prized collection. They hooked all the time about how much easier the packing would have been if it wouldn't have Been we would have been in our location five hours sooner. I often think about who gets to deal with my collection when I'm gone.

[Christy]

Do they hook up? Does he use them?

[Chick]

There's a huge table of all these car speakers components.

[Tom]

That's hilarious.

[Christy]

That is bizarre.

[Chick]

And evidently this is popular. He says that's right what he needs.

[Tom]

To do though if he's concerned about who he's gonna. He needs to make arrangements now. You know, should sadly he be gone. One of whoever else is into this gets that great collection. They don't just get tossed into a garbage.

[Christy]

That's the problem people.

[Tom]

Someone will throw it away not realizing.

[Christy]

Yeah, well, I don't need all these old speakers.

[Tom]

I had a situation. I can't give too many details, but someone in their will left me a Macintosh. This is not Macintosh the computer, but the the original Macintosh spelled slightly differently. The Macintosh line of audio stuff which is like the Rolls Royce of old fashioned tube audio stuff. I mean it's great. And someone left it to me in their will and I, I, the family didn't know what it was worth. I gave it back to the family. This stuff is really great. You should start using this. They, who knows what they did with it.

[Christy]

But you didn't keep it.

[Tom]

No, I do. They didn't.

[Josh]

Well, that's a good way to get haunted, isn't it?

[Chick]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh]

You gotta keep that.

[Christy]

They wanted you to.

[Tom]

I know, but it was really valuable.

[Christy]

Well, they probably thought the family would just throw it away.

[Tom]

But I explained to them what it was.

[Josh]

No, you can't skirt this responsibility.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. I did the wrong thing.

[Josh]

You're haunted? Yeah, it's a curse now.

[Tom]

I mean there's someone listening right now that goes. Oh my God. It was a Macintosh preamp and amp and you gave it away.

[Josh]

Why?

[Chick]

It's only worth $450,000.

[Christy]

What's up?

[Tom]

The mice is the sound.

[Josh]

It's great audio and you need speakers to be able to hear about things like a regular season NBA game.

[Chick]

Did you say the Pacers bucks from last night, Josh. Pacers down three. This is Brian Anderson on play by play. Halliburton rises. Oh my. This Tyrese Halliburton hits a three and is fouled.

[Josh]

You have got to be kidding me.

[Tom]

Happy days are here again.

[Christy]

Let me see.

[Josh]

That affected everything. Oh, it didn't.

[Christy]

All right, well, just because you know.

[Tom]

Something, just because at the stock market's going to go up two points today.

[Christy]

Oh, wouldn't that be nice.

[Josh]

Hey, well that's a Start one person.

[Chick]

We got to start somewhere. He's right.

[Josh]

One person has to play a jerk, don't they?

[Chick]

I got more letters.

[Tom]

Hey, I'm busy over here.

[Josh]

That's why I took the role.

[Tom]

We will get to those letters coming up.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

And I will remind Pat.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

It's unbelievable. Christy will back me up on this in the green room. I'm going to give it to you one more time. Thursday, March 27th.

[Josh]

Can't be there.

[Tom]

We are doing the show from Smoke justice in Covington, Kentucky, celebrating opening day Reds baseball. Also the following day, Friday, March 28th. You following me here, Pat? Really?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Father Toledo. Glass City center downtown. We're going to, in both shows have some special T shirts we're selling and giving the money away. What kind of operation is this? We'll give you all the details. We're gonna have some fun. Hope to see you there. Right now, I'll remind you of this. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel, no Contest Wrestling, where O'Shea Jackson Jr. And TJ Jefferson bring their hot takes with the biggest names in the game. Ladies and gentlemen, and broad.

[Tom]

Breaker to the broad, my aspirations in life.

[Chick]

I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.

[Tom]

The prodigy Roxanne Perez.

[Chick]

I gotta talk about the Hugger cosplay.

[Christy]

I mean, it was perfect, wasn't it?

[Chick]

Louisiana Knight.

[Josh]

What am I doing here at this point?

[Chick]

I can retire. See, everybody. The no Contest Wrestling Podcast, part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom]

Ah, theater.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy]

Hi.

[Chick]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, Pat. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Chick.

[Chick]

Hello. Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Chick. It's good to see you. And we have, as you mentioned, Ms. Hooker has joined us in the studio. Nice to see you. You look, look a little sun. You look nice.

[Chick]

I, yeah, I've been enjoying the sun we've had the last couple of days. Oh, good.

[Tom]

Yeah. And how do you enjoy it?

[Christy]

Not outdoors.

[Chick]

No, I was outside. You know what I, I.

[Christy]

The best place for sun is my front porch.

[Chick]

And I take a nap on the.

[Christy]

Front porch every day. Yeah, I Do? Yeah.

[Josh]

Very nice.

[Chick]

Yeah, it is wonderful.

[Josh]

Yeah. Vitamin D. Are you sitting or laying?

[Christy]

I'm laying down. Yeah.

[Chick]

Vitamin D. Yeah.

[Tom]

Let's make a clear pack. Fully clothed.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I do have clothes on. Oh, so you just have something in your face then.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You got something everywhere.

[Chick]

Yeah, I will.

[Christy]

When it gets warm, I'll send you a schedule. Creepy.

[Josh]

Just horny.

[Christy]

Which makes you creepy.

[Tom]

What's the classic joke about the lady superhero sunning herself on the room?

[Josh]

And then the invisible man says.

[Chick]

Oh, right, right.

[Tom]

Yeah. We really can't tell that one. Okay.

[Chick]

By Superman.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Didn't see him. He's invisible. Hey, it's time for more letters, Tom. Are you ready?

[Tom]

I am.

[Chick]

I've been listening for years. I started watching your YouTube channel. I just have one. One question. None of you look like you sound. Why is that? Is that right?

[Josh]

Some of us sound yellow like this. That song don't look like.

[Chick]

How you doing?

[Josh]

I don't look like this.

[Chick]

We don't look like we sound.

[Tom]

That's interesting.

[Chick]

You know, when I was a little baby dj, just getting into this crazy world we call radio, I. I met a couple of disc jockeys and that. None of them looked the way I thought they would. Yeah, I was a fan, kind of sort of before and. Yeah. Did you ever meet somebody on the radio that you only saw or heard their voice?

[Tom]

Yeah. Yes.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Often they do not.

[Chick]

Who the hell is that guy?

[Josh]

Remember Carl Russo?

[Tom]

Yeah, Carl Rock and Roll Russo. Great DJ here.

[Josh]

Quite a while back, we would go out, and I. On three occasions, I remember a fan.

[Chick]

Would come up and Carl would say, I'm Carl, and this is Ace. And he goes, no, that's a nice.

[Josh]

No, no, no.

[Tom]

Yeah. Carl's a great dj. I think he's on the air in Buffalo right now.

[Chick]

Paramedic, too.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christy]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Yeah, he's. Yeah. Volunteer fireman. He's a great guy. So in other words, they didn't think that you were you.

[Josh]

Yeah. This was pre YouTube and. Oh. Et.

[Christy]

Right.

[Tom]

So they were astonished at your handsomeness.

[Christy]

That's exactly right.

[Josh]

But it was a male model.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I thought it was because you're black.

[Chick]

I think that's more closer to truth. Yeah, but.

[Tom]

Well, that there'd be a. There'd be a really awful idea for a. A category in Jeopardy.

[Josh]

An audio clue, and you have to guess.

[Tom]

You have to guess the race.

[Christy]

Man, you are treading on some thin.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Tom]

As if you don't do it now. Wait a minute. Oh, as if when you're listening you.

[Josh]

Don'T go, okay, I have been surprised before, sure. But usually by like, singers or sometimes, like, you'll go, that guy's British.

[Christy]

Right?

[Chick]

That happens a lot.

[Christy]

I remember when I saw Kevin Klein.

[Chick]

In French Kiss and then I found out that he wasn't French. It was very disappointing.

[Tom]

That's a much more vanilla way of avoiding this topic. But yeah, they're.

[Chick]

What's his name from the Wire? He's amazing. Dominic West. He's British as they come. There's even an episode in the Wire where he has to go undercover to a whorehouse and they ask him, can you, like, do any accent? Can you do a British accent? He goes, absolutely not. I can't.

[Tom]

That is so funny.

[Chick]

Wonderful. He's. And he played Prince whatever in the Crown.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

Not. Not Asian.

[Tom]

No, no.

[Chick]

Scottish. Scottish.

[Tom]

Get back to the topic we were actually discussing.

[Chick]

No, no.

[Tom]

He's also in the Affair. Oh, did you ever see. Did you ever see that?

[Chick]

I never did.

[Tom]

Oh, the first couple episodes of that, Pat.

[Chick]

Really?

[Christy]

Oh, I remember that now.

[Chick]

This is the second time there is.

[Tom]

A reach around scene in that. That is.

[Christy]

Yeah, I started watching that.

[Tom]

Am I right, Christy?

[Chick]

What do you think? What are we talking?

[Christy]

Oh, it's a show called the Affair.

[Josh]

Is that Josh? Joshua Jackson. Joshua Jackson, Right. That.

[Tom]

Yeah, that is. That show is.

[Christy]

It got Tom going.

[Chick]

Tom watches these shows and he doesn't realize how. How going it gets him, if you will. And then he shares these.

[Tom]

I'm just saying, you. You watch that. In fact. In fact, the woman in that later on apparently complained about.

[Christy]

About him getting handsy.

[Tom]

Yeah, well, yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, off screen, you mean?

[Tom]

No, on. During the scene. I mean, it's very clear.

[Josh]

No, but I mean, she complained off.

[Tom]

Screen later on after the.

[Josh]

Okay, I see.

[Chick]

Yeah. Much like. What's her face? Mrs. Ryan Reynolds.

[Josh]

Yeah, right.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And then what's the one going on right now? That was. I watched over Christmas.

[Christy]

Like Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

[Tom]

No, no, the other season.

[Josh]

Yeah, Season three. I forget the name of the show you really like.

[Chick]

There's a. I love this time topic.

[Christy]

All the sex scenes that Tom likes.

[Chick]

No, no, no. I. I like better the season three of a. Of a series we haven't talked about. Episode one.

[Christy]

Yeah, he talked about it.

[Josh]

This is kind of what life is now when you get. It really is when you get together with.

[Tom]

There's so many shows. I can't remember what episode.

[Chick]

What show where is.

[Josh]

You watching this? No. You watching this? No. You watching that?

[Tom]

No, I had that yesterday with five people. No one could find a show that all watched. It's crap. This was the. Oh, God. I can't remember the name, but it was super hot.

[Josh]

I mean, you were on about it for a while. Yeah. You.

[Christy]

Yeah, it really did. Younger guy.

[Tom]

Did you watch that?

[Christy]

I watched it.

[Tom]

They went there in Italy. There's a whole beach thing. And it's this, oh, baby girl or something. It'll come to me easy. Have we finished our letters?

[Chick]

Pretty much.

[Josh]

I have one, if you're interested.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

And you are? Dear Numbskulls, while listening to your program. Well, okay. We were talking about odd games that people will play every now and again. And Chick, you were talking, or maybe it was Oscar talking, about watching a gerbil get spun, like in a wheel. And then there are all these numbers. And you bet on the numbers. Yeah, things like turtle races.

[Chick]

I had a pool table with all the pool balls on it with a Roomba. And they let the Roomba go. And whatever pool ball, you bet on, which pool ball falls in and how.

[Josh]

Much we love these. Well, Jay has written in. He says that they used to play a game at a place. It's the Owen County, Indiana, fair. And many years ago, there was a game called Rat Albert. Now, what you would do, there were 20 or so colors with numbers painted on a board in front of you. When everyone placed a dollar on whatever number and color they wanted. The carny named Joby, they knew Joby apparently, would lift a chamber. Pop.

[Tom]

What?

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

And a rat would come out and.

[Chick]

Would pick a color and it would.

[Josh]

Scamper and go in the hole with your number on it. And you would win. It was like, yeah, a rat would come out of a chamber. So he said eventually they were like, hey, Joby, what happens to the rats when you're done with this game? And he said, well, they get too fat on their fair food to run down the holes. And we pitch him. He just said, we pitch.

[Chick]

We pitch him. This is a story of a bygone era, isn't it?

[Josh]

It sure is. Wow. I mean, this is. This was out there. There were. There were worse things.

[Chick]

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

If you get to Sledgehammer the Piglet.

[Chick]

Right?

[Josh]

That was a great game.

[Tom]

A real whack.

[Christy]

A mole. Yeah.

[Chick]

Sledgehammer.

[Josh]

The Piglet County Fair games are some of the finest entertainment out there.

[Tom]

The movie I was thinking of was Cate Blanchett.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

It's a series. Yeah. It's not a movie.

[Josh]

Right.

[Christy]

It was one of those mini series.

[Tom]

And it was a super hotbed.

[Josh]

But you still don't know the name of it.

[Tom]

I can't think of it all that.

[Josh]

Time just finding the name.

[Chick]

Episode 3 okay, honey, you broke in like you had the title and we were all ready.

[Tom]

I thought that would be enough for you guys. Us clues I Something's wrong with my Google. I can't find.

[Chick]

Oh my goodness, that's so Tom. Not me. It's this damn Google thing. You can't find anything on it.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much Christy, you found the answer.

[Christy]

Disclaimer.

[Tom]

That's it. Disclaimer.

[Christy]

She plays a renowned journalist who's got quite the shady past. And it's about to be revealed.

[Josh]

Episode three.

[Christy]

Oh yeah, it was on Apple tv.

[Chick]

Whit Bissell's in it.

[Josh]

That's right.

[Christy]

Bissell is not.

[Chick]

And Whit Bissell is our actor of the day. I don't think he's alive anymore.

[Christy]

No, he died in 96.

[Chick]

96. He died and he was old then.

[Tom]

Yes, one of his relatives buried buries the beaver or something.

[Christy]

He was born in 1909.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. He's buried in the beaver? I forget what happened, but it's a Very hot pet.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Why are you talking to Pat?

[Tom]

Because. Are you ready to do a song when we get back?

[Josh]

Yes. You know, Pat, if you're horny and Tom's horny, there's one way to fix this. You know, Hump each other. That might work at this point, you.

[Chick]

Know, if we put you two kissing each other on Pay Per View. Good Lord. Lord. And now they're going to kiss.

[Josh]

I'll give you $1,000 right now. 500 each to heavily French. I need it, he doesn't.

[Tom]

I'll give Beth just to stop talking about his dog crapping all over his carpet every night.

[Christy]

We told you not to get a puppy.

[Tom]

We are coming right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy]

What the hell was that?

[Chick]

Hello, and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Their lead, Bo, Local, Christy Lee. Jess Hooker. The ladies are here. We're here. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh]

Hey, Chicky.

[Chick]

There's Josh Arnold. Was.

[Josh]

Is.

[Chick]

Yes. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chick. Now, before we get back to the sports page, because. Yes, this is my favorite story of the day coming up in the world of sports.

[Chick]

So I'm being told to do that one. I feel like.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Tom]

Oh, it's a good one. It's a good one.

[Christy]

I thought we were doing well.

[Tom]

I wanted to just break away because we're trying to get a song out of Pat.

[Christy]

Right.

[Josh]

Oh, my.

[Chick]

Icky, though.

[Josh]

Oh, no. It's in my shoulder. Chick, what are the symptoms? If you get something in your shoulder.

[Chick]

It'S most often a myocardial infarction. It's a heart attack.

[Josh]

And what if you smell pecans or.

[Chick]

You smell brown sugar, cinnamon, Pop Tarts? It's definitely a heart attack right now. That's what you got, though.

[Josh]

We'll try to.

[Christy]

Or it might be pickles. The pickle brand. Clawson is launching bottled pickle juice.

[Josh]

I think Pat's trying to.

[Christy]

The beverage is called.

[Josh]

Was that a setup for a song pack?

[Chick]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom]

Yeah. What was? The whole arm thing.

[Josh]

He's setting up a thing.

[Christy]

I was told to set this up.

[Tom]

What?

[Josh]

You two need lack of communication.

[Chick]

Hang on, everybody. Everybody just. Just calm down. Let's go.

[Josh]

Let's go with the pickles.

[Chick]

I'll do something. Let's take a moment. Now. Now, let's review. Where did we go wrong?

[Josh]

Well, it does sound like it was a Pat miscommunication.

[Chick]

No. Okay.

[Tom]

A miscommunication. I Get the following text.

[Josh]

All right?

[Tom]

It says brine.

[Josh]

Okay?

[Tom]

Therefore. Oh, Pat wants to do the song about pickle juice. So I say to Christy, we have a.

[Josh]

That's not what happened.

[Chick]

You what?

[Tom]

It's.

[Josh]

You sent me this story for Brian, Josh and I. And I was told you I was ready for Brian.

[Tom]

That's what I just said.

[Christy]

That's what we just said. So that's what we're doing the story.

[Tom]

Are you high?

[Chick]

Very, very well.

[Josh]

It's all right. Dog poop. Let's hear about the Brine.

[Christy]

The pickle brand Clausen is launching bottled pickle juice. The beverage is called Just the Brine. It was initially teased after Dua Lipa went viral for combining Diet Coke, pickle juice and jalapeno sauce.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, we tried that, didn't we?

[Chick]

We did.

[Christy]

Six months.

[Josh]

Oh, we tried a Dr. Pepper concoction.

[Chick]

Yes, we did.

[Josh]

With pickle juice.

[Tom]

My bad.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Christy]

Six months later, the brand is officially launching Pickle Juice as a limited edition beverage for all you pickle lovers.

[Josh]

Athletes swear by it.

[Christy]

Starting March 14, Just the Brine, six packs will be available through GoPuff in New York, Chicago and Boston. And two packs of Just the Brine will be available on clawsonjustthebrine.com.

[Josh]

It'S all electrolytes, Tom, for limited time.

[Christy]

Also, alcoholics can co sign on this.

[Josh]

Yeah, that would help, too.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Tom]

But it's just pickle juice, huh?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

It's been on the sidelines of NFL teams. They. They'll drink pickle juice. Absolutely.

[Josh]

If I could save brine in a bottle, it's good for the Irish flu. I drink all the pickle juice, gulp it all down. Because pickles remind me of.

[Chick]

You.

[Josh]

See, Tom, it was his idea. We had a little throwaway and that's.

[Tom]

Don't blame me for those.

[Chick]

I don't think.

[Josh]

Right.

[Tom]

The last one.

[Chick]

Take it from me, Pat. Backtracking, always a danger. Don't do that.

[Josh]

Fair enough.

[Tom]

I have a question.

[Chick]

Yeah?

[Tom]

What is it? Is it the ladies are supposed to eat something or the men are supposed to eat something that has an effect on the Pineapple, my friend.

[Christy]

Pineapple. Sweet asparagus bad.

[Chick]

Oh, you see? Yeah. Sweetens up the fella. But it doesn't go for girls, too. It's just for guys.

[Christy]

I think it's for girls, too.

[Chick]

I think it's for girls, too. Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I thought it was always yellow or the orange cantaloupe.

[Josh]

That was the one for the girls.

[Christy]

Really?

[Tom]

So what does that mean if the.

[Christy]

Ladies taste like cantaloupe?

[Chick]

No, it's like good for your ph.

[Christy]

Like it never hurt.

[Tom]

Who's supposed to eat what? I'm really confused now.

[Christy]

What are we talking about? Good for your ph or good for making your.

[Josh]

All right. Yes.

[Christy]

Excrements.

[Josh]

Excrement. Wow.

[Tom]

Hell, you are kinky boy.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

If anything can make excrement taste good.

[Josh]

You're a million. You're a billionaire.

[Chick]

You're a trillionaire. You are more than.

[Josh]

Than a pineapple.

[Tom]

Wow. You're talking about. You get. You get your own private brown brown.

[Chick]

Jet if you've got extraman coming out of that. Your insides are all tang.

[Josh]

Your tubing is mixed up.

[Christy]

A lot going on in my life.

[Josh]

No, that's okay. It's all right.

[Tom]

Can you imagine the commercials? Well.

[Josh]

So a guy gets up, a guy wipes, and he stands up and then another guy comes to go, hey, are you going to eat that?

[Tom]

What?

[Chick]

That's right. It's not only now. Now it tastes great on a cracker.

[Christy]

We did something called excrement.

[Tom]

We did.

[Christy]

Okay. Thank you.

[Josh]

That was her dog.

[Tom]

That was for dogs who had have breath from eating their own turds. Yeah, right. No, I'm just. I still am confused here. If Is a. A man supposed to eat something in a pineapple? Okay.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Chick]

And it might work. It would make sense that it would work as well for a woman.

[Josh]

Right, Right.

[Chick]

Why not?

[Tom]

Okay. Does Brian do the same thing?

[Josh]

Honestly, it might make you.

[Chick]

This is where. This is where we're getting off the road.

[Josh]

If you drink enough it.

[Chick]

Right? Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, it would have to have an effect if Brian sweet any better.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy]

If it tasted like Bigel, I wouldn't go near it.

[Tom]

You could have. You get that game show.

[Chick]

You don't like pickles?

[Christy]

No.

[Tom]

Whose brine is that anyway? Kind of a pornographic.

[Chick]

You never met a pun you didn't like. You really.

[Tom]

It's a very big deal.

[Chick]

They say that. They say the new hot drink this.

[Christy]

Summer is the pickle brine margarita. So I'm kind of curious about it.

[Chick]

I've heard that it doesn't sound awful.

[Christy]

No, no, no, thanks.

[Chick]

You don't like any kind of pickle?

[Christy]

No.

[Josh]

What about bread and butter?

[Christy]

Bread and butter pickle. Oh, those are good. Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah. Boar's head.

[Christy]

My aunt used to make those. They were great.

[Chick]

Listen to me now. Believe me. Later. Boar's Head horseradish. Pickles are effing amazing.

[Christy]

No, there's no way. They're so good. They're the best pickle I've ever had.

[Josh]

But you're not going to talk a. A non pickle fan into like.

[Chick]

No, yeah, but beat it into you.

[Christy]

Pickles are expensive. Like those are kind of like $8 a jar.

[Josh]

Thanks a lot, Obama. Chop up some cucumbers.

[Chick]

And reuse the.

[Tom]

Hey, look, you know damn well it was Al Gore. Cut it out.

[Josh]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom]

God, can't you get.

[Chick]

Hey, are we back to sports real quick?

[Christy]

Playing another song. You've got your guitar still in your hand.

[Josh]

Well, I bombed in the first two. I thought maybe I was.

[Chick]

Maybe the pickle song.

[Christy]

How many pickle songs do you have?

[Josh]

I got five pickle songs. Oh, maybe next break.

[Tom]

No, maybe tomorrow. What's. What's happening in sports?

[Chick]

Tiger woods out with another injury. Have you heard about this?

[Josh]

I heard it sounded real painful.

[Christy]

It.

[Chick]

He was. Wood says he ruptured his left Achilles tendon. Had surgery yesterday. Not offer other details, but the injury he was working out at home trying to get back to. Oh, no, I haven't.

[Tom]

The waitress he was banging said she's okay.

[Josh]

Okay, well that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Her Achilles are fine.

[Christy]

Yeah, well, they were.

[Tom]

Yeah, he gave her the old number 10. Wood. Not everybody.

[Josh]

This guy's may need to stop, huh?

[Chick]

He I feel might be done. When you hear something like this, you. You can't not think. Well, this is what's caused by the car accident or something bringing it on or if he wouldn't be have to be if he had, you know.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Chick]

Modicum of. It's really tough to root for him when he's doing it, but he's gonna. He's 49, Tom. He's gonna be 50. He'll be on the Champions tour kicking ass.

[Tom]

Great.

[Josh]

But you also feel.

[Chick]

You know what else on the Champions. So you get to use a cart.

[Josh]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom]

Get your bang. Three waitresses at once.

[Chick]

Oh, it's people like you that won't let him move on.

[Tom]

You know, he pronounces it tittles.

[Josh]

I didn't know that. That's fascinating.

[Chick]

Buffalo Bills. NFL free agent frenzy. Buffalo Bills have turned to Joey Bosa.

[Josh]

These nuts.

[Tom]

No, but he's got his brother, right?

[Chick]

Nick. Nick Bosa.

[Tom]

That's. Now you've got Bosa D's nuts.

[Josh]

Okay, there you go.

[Chick]

Both of these boasts. No, that's not.

[Josh]

Now you got both.

[Chick]

Anyway, I got songs if you need my sign with the Bills. Daniel Jones agreed to a 1 year 14 million dollar contract with the Colts. Yeah, he brings his winning ways of 24 and 44.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Chick]

Who? Daniel Jones, former quarterback of the New York New York Giants. I'm very familiar with Mr. Jones.

[Christy]

I am not.

[Chick]

You're going to be very unhappy with him.

[Christy]

Quarterback, a commander.

[Chick]

No, he was a giant.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Chick]

And he was 24 and 41 in New York. I'm sorry, 24 and 44 and one. He had a tie and I think it was against Washington, now that I think about it. But he's not. He's going to compete with Anthony Richardson. Is. That's the. That's the party line.

[Josh]

Yes. That's what you want.

[Chick]

And if I want to drive home without bricks at my car. That's what I'm saying. How about that?

[Tom]

Are we going to call him Indiana Jones?

[Josh]

Oh, you have to.

[Chick]

Maybe that's. Maybe that's the one. Bright. We can give him a cool nickname and hopefully that'll.

[Tom]

Someone must think he's good if they're paying him 14 million bucks with a record that.

[Chick]

It's exactly right. What do I know? I've only been watching. I've only seen every super bowl ever. I don't know anything about the NFL.

[Tom]

So he's. And wait a minute. So Richardson's going to have to be keeping up with the Joneses.

[Chick]

The best thing I can say about this.

[Josh]

Hey, wait.

[Chick]

I look over and he.

[Tom]

I'm acknowledging how bad that is.

[Chick]

You were. It was worth. You were waiting for the big laugh.

[Tom]

I know it's terrible. But I mean, Richardson isn't scheduled to be injured until what, the third game this year?

[Josh]

That's right.

[Tom]

What does that work? How does that work exactly?

[Chick]

There's that. There's that. And believe me, I know the frustration of not having a quarterback back.

[Tom]

If you're just joining us here in the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Not anymore. Since sweet baby Jaden Daniels got to town. Okay. Go ahead.

[Tom]

If you're just joining us here in the Bob and Tom show, we are going to get back on the track here. We're going to get back in the rails and ask you to join us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you very much.

[Chick]

Company known as New Era. They make fine baseball caps, all kinds.

[Josh]

Of caps, the finest you could argue.

[Chick]

Finest. Yep. I just got a new baseball cap from New Era. It's a New York Mets cap for spring training training. And It's a big Mr. Met.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, you look like Mr. Rat, but he has sunglasses on and he's smiling and there's a big.

[Josh]

You got to enjoy that.

[Chick]

He Looks maniacal on that.

[Josh]

Even though Mets are pond scum, you still got to enjoy that.

[Tom]

Certainly says a Cardinals fan from 1985.

[Chick]

Yeah, I'll never give it up. What am I? I don't like Daniel Jones because he was a giant. That's my problem. New ERA has recently pulled one of its so called overlap Major League Baseball caps. This is a brand new treatment for the major league logos that they're trotting out for this year's really dumb Major League baseball season. There are many, many problems that they're finding out, but they're already manufactured. A lot of them. As you'll hear. Social media users pointed out that the mashup of logos on the bill accidentally spells out a vulgar slang in Spanish.

[Josh]

Really?

[Tom]

Now to explain what an overlap happen. Can you explain the overlap you have?

[Chick]

Like if it would be St. Louis. There they all are.

[Josh]

And so it's the name of the team.

[Chick]

Look at that.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Or city.

[Chick]

Cincinnati. You see Cincinnati. The letter spelled out on the bill on the hat. And then you see a giant C right in the middle of Cincinnati.

[Tom]

Right on top of it.

[Chick]

Right on top.

[Josh]

So look, three down and. And two over and that's the Anaheim Angels. Yeah, exactly.

[Christy]

Looks like.

[Chick]

Yeah, A, A. It looks like it says Angels anal.

[Josh]

Oh, yes, it does.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Anaheim looks like it says anal.

[Christy]

And then look at the Astros. That's the other one that turned out really bad.

[Tom]

It looks like it says assholes, you know.

[Chick]

Yeah. And the one with Spanish problems is Texas Rangers. They have Texas. There's a giant T over the X. And that evidently is Spanish slang for breast.

[Josh]

Oh, Taytas chi cheese. Oh, so not necessarily breast, I see.

[Tom]

Yeah, no, no, it, it's. Yeah, it's like saying the T word. It's like. It is the T word.

[Josh]

Right, right.

[Chick]

Also the Astros assholes. The Braves look like I can.

[Tom]

Oh, you're right.

[Josh]

You could say you did that is.

[Tom]

What I think you're supposed to just. Yeah, it's the.

[Chick]

It's.

[Tom]

It's Houston. So it's the cheating ass.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. We got them out of there. Nobody else cheating in baseball. That's good. And the Atlanta Braves hat looks like bras, they say, because it says. But there's a big giant A in the middle of the.

[Tom]

Who looks like it says assholes?

[Chick]

Astros. Houston Astros.

[Tom]

Don't wear it backwards.

[Josh]

Why?

[Tom]

Then you look like a total asshole.

[Josh]

What?

[Tom]

If you wear a baseball cap backwards, you like a total asshole.

[Josh]

And Tom's. He never cares for people doing. You have to share his Philosophy on hats.

[Tom]

It's kind of impractical, isn't it?

[Josh]

Now I, I, I still will wear mine that like that every now and again.

[Chick]

Really?

[Tom]

And then you have to wear sunglasses to keep the sun out of your eyes. Cuz the brim is protecting the back of your neck.

[Josh]

I wear a visor in the front.

[Tom]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy]

That's a good look.

[Tom]

That's right. How about your lesbian sister?

[Chick]

Tom, you tell Josh what's the only two things you do to turn your hat around?

[Tom]

You're catching baseball. Or, or you're doing down there. Cantaloupe. I mean a pack of, pack of Salems on a big beaver.

[Chick]

A pack of Salems in a beaver is what he said. Hey, look.

[Tom]

I have a question. I'm sorry, I didn't understand. Are these, are, are they pulling these off the shelves or can you.

[Josh]

They're sold out. The Tatas ones are sold.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

If they pull them, they're the stupidest company in history of the world.

[Josh]

Right.

[Chick]

They could sell them as long as.

[Josh]

They offer them, but they may not continue them.

[Tom]

And the chick explained to me a couple of years ago, I said, what is that? Why are they doing all this, this throwback uniform stuff? And that was explained to me because then they can sell them.

[Chick]

There's always two or three different uniforms.

[Josh]

Last year was the upside down.

[Ali]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

I got you guys upside down.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You're welcome.

[Josh]

Yes. Thank you very much.

[Chick]

Is it back to me now?

[Tom]

By the way, if you wear your hat backwards and have your sunglasses on top of it. Super. A hole. A special club of dicks.

[Chick]

A teenager in India as one selling contest.

[Josh]

Probably.

[Chick]

Very fair.

[Tom]

Very fair. I'm warning you people talking about trigger warnings.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom]

This is a thing now?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

I'm gonna give you a trigger warning on this.

[Chick]

This is really gross.

[Tom]

When I, when I, when I saw this, I had to look away.

[Christy]

Oh, so you're gonna show all of us?

[Tom]

Well, I'm telling you right now, you may not want to look at you.

[Chick]

No, it's just a picture. I'm alarmed at how upset I was when I saw it.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

And I didn't think.

[Christy]

I'm not gonna look.

[Tom]

It looks fake.

[Josh]

I'm a man. I'm ready.

[Tom]

No.

[Chick]

There you go. That's the kind, that's the kind of attitude we need.

[Josh]

I ain't afraid of nothing.

[Christy]

What is it?

[Chick]

Give it to a teenager in India.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Has broken the Guinness world record for having the hairiest face on a person.

[Josh]

Oh, that they call that werewolf disease or whatever. Yeah, the wolfman thing.

[Christy]

All right, let's take a look.

[Chick]

Let's take a look. Ah.

[Christy]

Oh my God.

[Josh]

It's astonishing.

[Christy]

Bless his heart.

[Tom]

Also, what the odd thing is, he's also a blonde.

[Josh]

That's beautiful hair.

[Christy]

It is beautiful hair.

[Josh]

Owen Wilson.

[Tom]

His entire nose is covered his cheeks like a muppet.

[Chick]

He looks like Owen Wilson. Yeah.

[Tom]

But it's. There's a video of this kid and he's great. I mean he owns it. He's happy with it. He's walking around doing all. He's got a. Like a podcast.

[Chick]

He's.

[Tom]

It's. He's into it.

[Josh]

So if you have that.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And can you just shave every day?

[Chick]

Yeah, I would assume. Right.

[Tom]

But it's again, you. It.

[Josh]

H. No, no, I know. I'm not saying he should.

[Chick]

No, because there are famous like Travolta has that weird way up high beard that goes almost up to his eyeball.

[Tom]

It covers his nose.

[Josh]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Tom]

It, it.

[Josh]

You can essentially only see his eyes and lips.

[Christy]

It almost looks like he grew his bangs out so long that they just cover his nose.

[Josh]

You're right. I'm not suggesting he should do something to change himself if he's. He needs to do whatever makes him happy.

[Chick]

But I will.

[Tom]

I know he does shave his pubes. That's kind of a.

[Josh]

That's interesting.

[Tom]

Kind of a flip flop thing.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I will. I will spend my last dollar. Just as I'm dying. I have a shopping problem because I'm looking at this picture and I'm thinking that's a kind of a cool jacket. Where I could get that? Yeah, it's kind of a baseball jacket.

[Christy]

That is cool.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But again, that is.

[Chick]

He has 201 hairs per square centimeter.

[Josh]

That's a weird measure.

[Chick]

95% of the 18 year old's face is covered in hair due to a rare condition called something Greek or werewolf syndrome which causes abnormal amount of hair growth. He's one of only 50 documented cases reported worldwide since the Middle ages.

[Josh]

How many?

[Chick]

50.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Chick]

How do they know that? Making him one in a billion.

[Tom]

Well, isn't every citizen of India one in a billion?

[Josh]

Well, I don't know the numbers.

[Tom]

Aren't there a lot of people there?

[Christy]

I never thought of werewolves being blondes.

[Tom]

That's what's so weird about it.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You don't often think that's like a.

[Chick]

Whole new movie here. Surfer, surf and werewolf.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's called hypertrichosis. It is really odd, but.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But if you watch the Video. He's kind of into it.

[Josh]

Well, good.

[Christy]

You want him to be.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And by the way, during the full moon is when they took that picture.

[Josh]

Oh, well, they should wait.

[Tom]

It's not a full moon. That isn't fair. Now, wait a minute. One quick segue. What is today, March 15, early Friday morning is going to be the eclipse of the moon. Is that right?

[Christy]

Thursday morning, lunar eclipse.

[Chick]

It wasn't last night. It was pretty.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

You'll be able to see a blood moon. Rantui am eastern 14th. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

You know, my phone tells me how full that moon is.97.

[Josh]

You know, God bless that kid. If that were. If I had it, I'd shave four times a day if I had to. You know what I mean? I. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

It is Friday morning, 2:30 to 3.

[Chick]

I mean, I think he has a huge social media following.

[Christy]

Like he has turned it into a.

[Chick]

Character and it's benefited him. Yeah.

[Josh]

Good.

[Christy]

Financially, especially.

[Tom]

But still, I mean, that'd be. Yeah, that'd be real rough being a kid.

[Chick]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh]

Money's.

[Tom]

Yeah, but it doesn't matter when you're a kid and you're getting bullied constantly because, you know.

[Josh]

Yeah. Hopefully he can let that stuff slide. Like water off a wolf's back is just supposed to.

[Tom]

They make a lot of movies in India. Maybe they'll make one of those Bollywood movies like the Singing Werewolf.

[Josh]

Oh, maybe.

[Tom]

Yeah, we'd be a fine idea.

[Chick]

Now, a couple more letters coming up.

[Tom]

Okay, good, we've got that. And we also have more naked guys in the news.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

And this guy. Oh, this guy is this. He's got everything going on this one. Plus we have skiing news, a problem with someone heaving a giant snowball off a chairlift and a lawsuit. It's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales. Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

Little Christie.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're stronger than dirt. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick]

Who's especially odd today. There's Jess Hooker.

[Josh]

Long night.

[Chick]

There's Pat. Pat Godwin.

[Tom]

Did I say.

[Chick]

Yeah, Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

Hi there.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby. That joke of the day is any minute now. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. I got a couple letters here oh, okay.

[Tom]

And then we'll do a pallet cleanser with Ace's joke of the day. What do you got?

[Chick]

I don't want to build this up too much, but this might be my favorite listener mail we've ever gotten.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

Okay. Send it to bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Christy]

That'S a big thing.

[Chick]

It goes like this. Dear Radiohead heads. Okay, a little choppy this morning. Hope it smooths out.

[Josh]

Fair enough.

[Chick]

Yeah, have pun.

[Tom]

Agreed.

[Chick]

Have pun. It says. Oh, that's from Gary.

[Josh]

Oh, thank you, Gary.

[Chick]

A little choppy. And my. This is from Jonathan. My school sells frozen pickle juice at their athletic events.

[Josh]

Oh, sure. All right.

[Chick]

And I'm guessing it's football season because it's frozen pickle juice and we are in the northern hemisphere.

[Tom]

They. I don't understand. Are they like popsicles?

[Christy]

I would think yeah, like a push pop there in the plastic so that a kid could just eat it really fast and.

[Josh]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Tom]

No kidding.

[Chick]

You know, like the big bags you.

[Christy]

Get that are all different colors of the popsicles. Yeah.

[Chick]

The ices. I think it's like an icy.

[Tom]

Isn't there a thing you take a drill press and drill a hole in a pickle and then drink stuff out of it?

[Christy]

No, but that's probably a good idea.

[Chick]

Sounds like a Stephen King novel, but sounds like a Bloody Mary accessory.

[Christy]

Sounds like a lot of work just to eat a pickle.

[Tom]

Yeah, but then you get. Then you get to watch someone wrap their lips around a big.

[Chick]

And this is.

[Tom]

Don't do that pickle and start sucking.

[Josh]

Weird.

[Chick]

This is an email. I. I wanted you guys to remember that there was a Boston Patriot. Now the New England Patriots. When I was a kid, they were the Boston Patriots. There was a player on the team. He played in the secondary, on the defense. His name was Dick Felt. D, I, C, K, F, E, L.

[Josh]

T. That was the original name of Kern Kermit the Frog.

[Tom]

Dick Felt.

[Chick]

And if you were cool, you wrote on the football card, just trying to get my. And then you'd hand it. Hand it out.

[Tom]

That's because we were talking about football cards.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

Baseball cards. Oh, that's.

[Chick]

I.

[Tom]

If I had a Dick Felt card, that would have been. That would have been on my bulletin board in my room.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

In a place of honor. Next to a hand. Next to a handful of cartoons. Right. Now it's time for a palate cleanser. Admittedly, the show. A little choppy.

[Chick]

A little choppy. We hope it's smooth.

[Tom]

You wrote that letter again, Gary. Gary, Our new favorite listener. Gary.

[Chick]

Gary. He's the best.

[Tom]

Thank you, Gary. You're absolutely correct, and I appreciate an analogy to boating.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. We can have to continue the analogy. Just some smooth sailing.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Yeah, that'd be the way to go.

[Josh]

Yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Tom]

By the way, this is nothing to do with anything. It is of interest to no one but me. Josh showed me a picture. His brother went fishing, and they had a shoreline lunch. In this case, a shore dinner. Yeah, they catch the fish, they put them, and they rolled them up.

[Josh]

Jeffy's Trout Fishing right now just looks.

[Tom]

Delicious right there on the shore. But right now, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh]

For.

[Chick]

Some reason, we've been talking about dogs a lot lately.

[Christy]

No wonder why.

[Chick]

Hey, Chick. Yes, Ace? What kind of dog lives.

[Josh]

Lives in a toilet?

[Chick]

What kind of dog lives in a toilet? I don't know, Ace. What kind of dog? A poodle. I was expecting more.

[Tom]

Yeah, me too.

[Josh]

What kind of dog treat you.

[Chick]

I love you, Ace, but I was like, oh, this is gonna be.

[Josh]

As soon as that music plays, I expect nothing. What kind of dog treats your apartment like a toilet?

[Tom]

My dog.

[Christy]

Ace's joke of the day, brought to you by Sleep Number. Sleep better together. Save 40% on the new Sleep number Special edition limited Spark Smart bed, which I can't talk. It's for a limited time, exclusively at your Sleep Number store.

[Josh]

Yeah, Pat, puppies are hard, man. Yeah. No, no.

[Tom]

We're gonna do it.

[Josh]

You'll get through it.

[Tom]

Bad Godwin had an apartment. E, I, E, I, O.

[Josh]

He won't get his deposit back with a PP Hair.

[Chick]

Oh, sorry. Vomit every turn.

[Tom]

Did you get the carpet cleaner thing I told you to get? You.

[Josh]

I can't afford it.

[Christy]

What are you feeding?

[Tom]

You can rent one at the grocery store for 30 bucks. You go and you just. You got to clean your carpet.

[Josh]

I don't have 30 bucks, Tom.

[Christy]

Well, then why you buy a.

[Josh]

Buy me a carpet cleaner, Tom.

[Tom]

It's unbelievable.

[Christy]

Why did you buy a puppy if you don't have money to take care of it?

[Chick]

You know, the thing is, you can't forget, Pat. We all said, don't get the dog.

[Christy]

Yeah, we should.

[Chick]

And I know you said your son wanted it. Now you're not speaking to him, so I. It's just, like, all over the board.

[Christy]

If your son told you to jump off a person bridge, would you do it?

[Chick]

Silly.

[Josh]

Of course.

[Tom]

After he pushed him this week.

[Christy]

Well, then that's what you say. No, Jimmy, you can't have a day.

[Josh]

Two of our Little war. So we'll see how it is when I pick him up today.

[Tom]

Your dog will come around. In the meantime, you gotta. If you don't clean that carpet, the dog's gonna think it can pee there.

[Christy]

For all the time.

[Tom]

Well, I'm cleaning my carpet manually. You never want to get wall to wall carpeting.

[Chick]

My sweet baby Joe. My sweet baby Josephine. The Australian shepherd, she, when she was a puppy at ate the woodwork and the door in their room. And she turned one year old and totally different dog. Only because my Golden Retriever, who's 11 years old, told her this is how we do things around here.

[Josh]

Yeah. Are you telling him to get another dog?

[Chick]

I'm telling you, Pat.

[Tom]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Chick]

The best thing you can buy an unruly puppy is an older dog. An older dog to show him how. How the ropes go.

[Josh]

Pat, I have. I know some sprays that are really excellent. Yes, we bought one. I don't know if that's working.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

No. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, I. I'll. I'll send you a link to one. That's fair enough. Great.

[Chick]

You got to be.

[Josh]

I was shocked at how good it is.

[Chick]

Be careful of some of the sprays because sometimes they will dissolve what you're spraying it onto. Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

It's an apartment. He's okay.

[Chick]

Very costly.

[Tom]

I'm sorry, are we done with sports?

[Chick]

Not exactly. It's a. On a base. Yes, that's sports.

[Christy]

Chris Christy, a French skier could face jail time after throwing a massive snowball at a man from a chairlift.

[Josh]

So fun is illegal now?

[Christy]

According to the Sunday Times. Josh. An investigation launched after the man posted a video of himself dropping a snowball onto the head of 61 year old man having lunch at a picnic table.

[Josh]

This is funny.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I mean the snowball. I would say more like the middle part of a snowman. It is a.

[Josh]

Well, the bigger, the funnier here. I think.

[Christy]

This happened under a ski lift in Alp de Hughes. The grandfather, who suffered minor injuries and whose glasses were broken, filed a criminal lawsuit following the incident.

[Tom]

So this, the chairlift actually goes up and over like a restaurant deck thing?

[Christy]

A lot of those do. I mean, especially when they're on top of the mountain.

[Tom]

This guy, you can hear him in French. I'm surprised he was able to carry the snowball without dropping his cigarette, but go on.

[Christy]

The skier has since been identified and has already been summoned for questioning by police. He faces a maximum sentence of three years in prison.

[Josh]

Oh, he should get 10 high fives.

[Christy]

And be Left and found guilty.

[Chick]

Yeah, I.

[Tom]

It's a little. They're kind of overdoing it.

[Chick]

That's.

[Josh]

Best case scenario, you hit the guy in the head and his glasses break. That's what you get, you old dork.

[Chick]

If I would have. If I would have.

[Josh]

Saw, 61 is old. Yeah, right to me. What? Guy monitoring the ski lift, putting you on the chair, say, hey, take this snowball.

[Tom]

Yeah, good point.

[Josh]

He pretended he was pregnant.

[Christy]

And you can't really question that these days.

[Tom]

It's pretty big. But it would have been funny if it was one of his buddies. Yeah, but it's just some random guy trying to have a nice day in the ski slopes. He gets a giant snowball.

[Josh]

Ruined his day.

[Tom]

Yeah, in the summertime, it would have been a watermelon. Hey, old man. That'll teach you to build the world we live in and make the highways and the bridges that. Allow me.

[Josh]

You don't know what this old French frog did. He could have been a garbage person. Yeah, I don't mean a trash worker. I mean he was a Nazi sympathizer.

[Tom]

During World War II, perhaps.

[Christy]

No joke. I'm his only.

[Tom]

I said he had a time machine. Weren't you listening? So what's this guy gonna do that through this thing? Is he gonna have his opera jail clothing on? Yes, I was recently. These French prisons, nothing but sodomy. Well, thank you very much. Coming up. What do you got, Christy?

[Christy]

Coming up, we have a black belt in the news who does some karate kicking. We have an update on the body that was caught at sea. Do you remember the dead body that was brought in?

[Josh]

Yeah. You know who it is now?

[Christy]

We might.

[Josh]

Oh, geez.

[Christy]

Yeah, and we also have.

[Chick]

Is it Hoffa?

[Christy]

Don't sleep on train tracks. We'll have that coming up.

[Chick]

I'll save you, Nell.

[Tom]

Okay, good to know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom]

Raw Theater.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy]

Hello.

[Chick]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick]

Jess Hooker's here. Hi. There's Josh Arnold, Chicky. There's Ace Cosby. We made it through a joke of the day. I'm Chick McGee and we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need. Fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom]

Tom, I'd like to request a mulligan on the Ace Cosby joke.

[Christy]

Really?

[Josh]

Request denied.

[Chick]

Good.

[Josh]

We're gonna move on.

[Chick]

I second.

[Christy]

Did you pay for that mulligan?

[Josh]

I will.

[Tom]

I think $5 would be. Would be well worth it when you.

[Josh]

Guys would pay for mulligans on the golf course. When that happens, does the money go to drinks after the game or after the match? What happens?

[Christy]

No, the money would go to the charity that you were playing in the tournament. Tournament for.

[Josh]

You don't just do it with friends as well.

[Christy]

No, and that was always a joke, too, because they'll go, how many Mullens? You have three mulligans left. Yeah, it's one of those things.

[Chick]

Well, the one thing I learned about the. The charity golf tournament early on, it's like, what was your score? 39 under.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Chick]

Okay. Well, we have no. No shot at the championship today.

[Christy]

They would stack teams.

[Chick]

Holy hell.

[Christy]

The only reason to do it is to raise the money.

[Josh]

Of course.

[Chick]

Yeah, you got a one on every hole.

[Christy]

The only reason was to do it.

[Chick]

Was to drink with your friend.

[Tom]

That's another reason for most people. But there's always the one team that, you know, they bring in.

[Chick]

Is it too serious?

[Tom]

They bring in a ringer like we always did and. Hi.

[Christy]

Grey griddle. Yeah, he was my ringer all the time.

[Josh]

What the hell Rodriguez doing?

[Tom]

You know, we know one guy in particular that if you saw him, you'd go, this guy can't play and he's great.

[Christy]

Oh, you talking about Chris?

[Tom]

Yeah. Was not going to mention his name.

[Christy]

There are a lot of Chris's out there.

[Tom]

He's a very fine singer.

[Josh]

You could say that about Daily.

[Christy]

Yeah, you could. Yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

Like, that guy's not a bowler, right?

[Tom]

Yeah, very good point. This guy had a dreadlocks and gets out there.

[Christy]

Hell of a player.

[Tom]

Rips the ball.

[Chick]

Nice.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's. Yikes.

[Josh]

You know who can rip the ball is Jessica Alsman on our staff. She's.

[Christy]

She's an incredible athlete. It's ridiculous, man.

[Tom]

Really.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Well, maybe that'll translate to the bedroom when she.

[Josh]

It may.

[Tom]

No, no, I don't mean that. That came out wrong. I mean with regard to her commentary during the Ali Breen segment called Sexy Time. Okay, that's what I meant. That. Boy, that. That did not come out right. No, I think it was perfect. This has been an entire day of. Nothing is coming out a little choppy. Yes, worse than choppy.

[Josh]

Well, are we gonna get this mulligan.

[Christy]

Over with or are we doing them all again?

[Tom]

No, I want to give Ace time to. To compose.

[Josh]

Okay. I gotta do some writing.

[Tom]

All right. There's two stories that are bugging me.

[Josh]

Oh, no.

[Tom]

One of them is one of my favorite airlines, has always been Southwest. Did you see this? What happened yesterday at Southwest?

[Christy]

Oh, it's a big story.

[Tom]

Southwest Airlines is bags, baby.

[Chick]

Bags.

[Christy]

They'll begin charging customers a fee to check bags. Customers will have to pay for their checked luggage unless they've reached the upper tiers of its rapid rewards loyalty program. Bought a business class ticket.

[Chick]

Air travel.

[Christy]

The airline did not outline the fee schedule, but said the new policy will start with flights booked on May 28. The move ends decades long practice that executives had described last fall as key to differentiating the budget carrier from its rival.

[Josh]

They must have hired somebody in the last year and. And that person's trying to make their mark because now they're. They're getting rid of that general seating.

[Tom]

Yeah, they're getting.

[Josh]

Now this. They're getting rid of what made Southwest. Southwest. Absolutely right.

[Christy]

And they estimate apparently that charging bag fees will bring in about one and a half billion dollars a year.

[Tom]

But.

[Christy]

But cost the airline 1.8 billion. And lost business from customers who chose to fly Southwest because of the generous baggage allowance.

[Josh]

Yeah. Boy.

[Tom]

And the worst thing is going to be now it's already bad enough people have the suitcases that are, you know, like they fit by 1 millimeter.

[Josh]

Hey, they fit.

[Tom]

Fit. Yeah, barely. And now it's going to be crammed.

[Chick]

Barely.

[Josh]

Fitting is fitting.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

And they assigned seat part will start next year, apparently.

[Tom]

Yeah. Who's the genius that thought of this?

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Chick]

Are they trying to get a different clientele, you think? I know that sounds weird, but.

[Josh]

But yeah, companies have done that. And this.

[Tom]

I think they're trying to have fewer people use their airline.

[Josh]

This smacks of a new person hiring up.

[Tom]

But I don't understand. If they say they're going to lose.

[Christy]

1.8 billion to make 1.5.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And bad press and bad word of mouth.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

And by the way, on a positive note, I do love their flight attendants. And occasionally you get the one that can sing or do a little chat.

[Chick]

Fun.

[Tom]

I do like that.

[Chick]

You like the wannabe stand ups.

[Tom]

And I really like being able to pick my own seat. And now I may be able to pick another airline.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'll take that flight attendant over the grouch any day. Yeah.

[Tom]

And then I think.

[Josh]

And by the way, I get why you're grouchy. That has gotta be the toughest job there is.

[Tom]

And also, just recently, it was demonstrated when those flight attendants got all those people off that plane that flipped upside down.

[Christy]

Right, sure.

[Tom]

You know, Bravo, bravo. Thank you very much. Serious business. Yeah.

[Christy]

Their goal is to keep you safe. That's the only goal, Right?

[Josh]

It is at the expense of our rights. But still.

[Tom]

But this doesn't make sense to me. I don't know what's going on. They must know something we don't know.

[Christy]

I don't know. But I think with all the bad press they're getting with this man, maybe they'll reverse it. You know, it's a setup.

[Josh]

These days, the old art of the deal.

[Tom]

That seems to be the news every day.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Left, right, left, right.

[Christy]

We're going to do this. No, we're not. Yeah.

[Tom]

Hey.

[Christy]

NASA's newest space telescope blasted off the. That's going to map the entire sky like never before. Tuesday night, the space telescope took off from California. The Sphere X observatory will survey the sky every six months.

[Josh]

More unnecessary space.

[Christy]

From an orbit over Earth's poles. Its infrared instruments are expected to provide a sweeping wide angle view of hundreds of millions of galaxies. Josh, that's great. And their shared cosmic glow.

[Josh]

Piss your money away. Go to the oceans, baby.

[Chick]

That's where the.

[Josh]

Yeah, Pat's Exactly. Searches the money is.

[Tom]

This is awesome. This is so cool.

[Christy]

I knew he would love that.

[Tom]

This is like. This is. I mean, there's another. They're building another gigantic telescope. Whereas in South America it's gonna be done in a few years.

[Josh]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Tom]

Well, Josh, see this? Maybe they'll be able to from outer space. See Bigfoot walking through China.

[Josh]

Don't be. That is so silly.

[Tom]

Oh, the James Webb can see anything.

[Josh]

Oh, really?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

The James.

[Tom]

The James Webb telescope. Well, I'm sorry, I'm confused. It's the Jack Webb telescope that can spot a dirty hippie in San Francisco from outer space.

[Christy]

There's that.

[Tom]

Jim, that's a dragnet. That's a dragnet. Dragnet joke, boy.

[Chick]

Just different enough to avoid litigation.

[Christy]

Story. I forgot about this one. The flight attendant that had to deal with an unruly passenger who swallowed rosary beads in front of her.

[Tom]

What?

[Josh]

Why would that person do that?

[Christy]

Yeah. A small flight from Miami. Savannah to Miami. A flight attendant was attacked when the passenger also swallowed rosary beads as pilots returned to the Savannah airport. No one was seriously injured on the flight. Monday. It was operated by American Airlines. Region was It Linda Blair on Boy Air. The passenger was jailed on charges including misdemeanor battery and a felony count of criminal property damage. He was traveling with his sister, who said she told him that Satan's disciples had followed them onto the plane.

[Chick]

Oh, well, why didn't you say so?

[Josh]

You buried the lead.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Did the right thing.

[Chick]

Absolutely. She did swallow the beans. Know that?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Satan's on the plane, man. The weird thing, he had his head turned around backwards for most of the flight. Talking to the guy behind him.

[Josh]

That.

[Tom]

That's creepy.

[Josh]

So what do you do? Sir, Please.

[Tom]

His head spins all the way around.

[Chick]

Have you heard they start charging us for bags? How do you.

[Tom]

How do you swallow rosary?

[Christy]

I don't know. That's quite. I mean, I don't know how big your rosary is, but that can be quite.

[Tom]

That's like a lanyard's worth.

[Chick]

Yes, right down the hatch.

[Josh]

See, that's the thing. The beads. Maybe the rosary.

[Christy]

Right cross is gonna hurt coming out.

[Tom]

Wow. Did they. Are those gonna.

[Christy]

That's all the detail I have. I mean, how do they associated.

[Tom]

Will the body pass those?

[Chick]

Yeah, I think so. This too.

[Tom]

She'll pass.

[Christy]

You don't want to grow in your.

[Tom]

Stomach once they start coming out. Once they start coming out, do you? Pull.

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Josh]

Oh, boy, that's rough.

[Chick]

You love that, don't you? That whole scenario.

[Josh]

We're questioning and mocking, but she's still not taken by demons, is she?

[Christy]

It's he who swallowed the rosary beads. I guess she's the one who told him that.

[Josh]

Well, neither of them were taken by demons.

[Christy]

There you go. Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, we can laugh all we.

[Tom]

Want and they got through tsa.

[Christy]

You can take a rosary on a plate.

[Tom]

No two screaming lunatics.

[Christy]

It depends on how much you have. Four ounces.

[Tom]

Now that would be. That would be interesting.

[Christy]

Holy water.

[Tom]

Can you get.

[Josh]

Yeah, they wouldn't let me in, but I had the whole podium.

[Christy]

I have a small bottle that someone brought back from France, so I guess you could.

[Chick]

You know what these gifts can take on the plane? Your Raycon earbuds.

[Josh]

Have you ever seen French holy water?

[Tom]

It's sparkling, it smells kind of smoky.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Chick Week. Coming up, a gigantic butt in Times Square. It's a big, big butt. And it's a famous big butt butt. Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Tom]

In a butt. We are in the Aeli Auto Part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold. Hi there. Christy Lee.

[Tom]

Hey.

[Chick]

Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker. Ace Cosby. Hey, man. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm Chick McGee and Tom's doing a little house cleaning. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh]

Were you picking your nose?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

He was over here wiping my ass. No, I'm.

[Chick]

You were doing something. He looks like he drowned. Yeah, yeah, see, that's what he's doing. I. I said cleaning house. You're the one who said wiping your ass.

[Tom]

No, I'm. My nose is dripping a little bit.

[Christy]

It's allergy season. Leave the man alone. Have you heard lately, though, that that's.

[Chick]

That they're starting to diagnose that as brain fluid?

[Christy]

Like if you have a runny nose all the time, you need to get it checked.

[Tom]

Is this on the Internet?

[Chick]

No, no, this was.

[Christy]

This, this was reputable, I promise.

[Chick]

Actually, only because I know it happened to somebody personally.

[Josh]

They were leaking brain fluid.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That would explain today's show then, because I can't function. Maybe this is. Maybe it's finally happened.

[Christy]

Maybe. Yeah.

[Tom]

Now we have a lot to get to here, but first I want to mention this. Pat Godwin has a new album out there.

[Josh]

Whoopsie Do.

[Tom]

Clinging to number one in the charts.

[Chick]

Not clingy.

[Josh]

It's been there for weeks.

[Tom]

In the comedy chart. It's called Hotel Pool. You can listen to some of those songs. By the way, your brother, who was a puppeteer was featured on. Oh, really? Pat's brother James is a really good puppeteer. He was just on Saturday Night Live with Lady Gaga.

[Chick]

Yeah. Was he on Sesame?

[Tom]

He works for them off and on. Yeah.

[Josh]

This may be. This is a silly question. Potentially, was he operating a puppet for Lady Gag? It was called Pip Ah, gotcha. So that for that.

[Christy]

Oh, he didn't see James?

[Josh]

No, he operated the puppet and did the voice. Oh, okay.

[Tom]

Now, Pat's too modest to tell you that Pat does a little ventriloquism thing with his girlfriend.

[Josh]

Oh, is that right, Clammy?

[Christy]

Clammy?

[Tom]

Really?

[Chick]

She listens? Well, no, it's.

[Tom]

He calls her Clam Chop. Yeah, I got it bad now. I could. He threw me under the bus.

[Chick]

Oh, you remember this from yesterday? Didn't we have fun with this yesterday, huh? Remember how much fun we had.

[Josh]

Now?

[Tom]

Have you ever connected this to throw up? I.

[Chick]

This is my favorite game, though.

[Christy]

Does Tom love it or hate it?

[Josh]

He hates it.

[Chick]

Oh, no, no.

[Tom]

I know. I really like.

[Chick]

Ignore the broad. Tom. What. What happened?

[Josh]

Damn. You know, these guys are from Pittsburgh.

[Tom]

I do know that. Yeah. We talk about this. And that was one of the first integrated bands, and it's really kind of interesting. But of interest, does that remind you at all of Kid Rock?

[Josh]

Oh, sure.

[Chick]

I mean, that's the opening of. Yeah, My name is Kid.

[Tom]

That really does. I mean, there's a kind of a line going from that.

[Josh]

Well, it would go from that to what. What you would call Hotel Motel, Rapper's Delight. Because that. Some of that ball went to ball stuff is directly from. From that.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. Rapper's Delight. Or when I used to answer the phones, it was always, no, don't, don't, don't.

[Josh]

No, he said play Hotel Motel.

[Chick]

I'm sorry.

[Tom]

Hello, is this Mr. Griswold?

[Chick]

Could you.

[Tom]

Would you be creative to play Hotel Motel?

[Chick]

Thank you.

[Tom]

And I would say, oh, this is the Chief. And you mean the song is known as a Rapper's Delight?

[Chick]

That's right. Tom was known as the Chief when he was on the radio.

[Tom]

Yes, yes. Hotel Motel, because accents are illegal. So. Sorry, do you have any clean vanilla news for me that won't offend somebody?

[Chick]

One of the morning shows Tom was on, they made a TV commercial for it where they. They insisted their morning show could not be topped. And as they said that, a little trick of the. The video, they were all of a sudden weren't wearing shirts. Oh. Oh, it was fabulous. Yeah.

[Josh]

Is it out there on the Internet?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Titty Twister.

[Josh]

I want to see it.

[Chick]

Our morning show can't be top. No shirts. It was amazing.

[Tom]

Yeah. I had nothing to do with it. Just do what I'm told. What do we have over there?

[Christy]

Peruvian authorities say a man miraculously survived getting run over by a train General Javier Avelos, a local security official Said the man identified as Juan Carlos Dalio was apparently in a state of intoxication. Fell asleep along the train tracks and did not feel the train coming.

[Tom]

It's usually because sober people typically don't go. I need a place to lie down. Oh, I need know the train tracks.

[Chick]

These tracks are warm.

[Christy]

The train, which was on a regular run toward the Peruvian andes struck the 28 year old and stopped quickly. The train knocked him over, but though some, through some miracle, it did not kill him.

[Josh]

His girlfriend was also run over. Coincidentally, her name, Penny.

[Chick]

Really?

[Tom]

In Peru? That's odd.

[Josh]

There's no pennies in Peru. That's short for Penny Penelope.

[Christy]

He suffered only minor injuries to his left arm. Miraculous.

[Josh]

Wow, that is miraculous. Run over my train. I couldn't hear that track of coming because I was hooked on booze. Anything? Yeah, yeah, we enjoyed it.

[Christy]

A man in New Hampshire named Sean P. Weiner, Senior.

[Josh]

Hilarious.

[Christy]

Sean Wiener senior is in custody for allegedly fleeing the scene of a vehicular crime crash in his birthday suit.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Christy]

According to Sea Coast Online, police received several reports from drivers saying a man was naked and running within the travel lanes of the Spalding Turnpike.

[Josh]

Spalding. Get your foot off the boat.

[Christy]

Troopers quickly located Mr. Wiener and took him into custody.

[Tom]

And he's. He's. He's Wiener Senior?

[Christy]

Yes, he's Wiener Senior.

[Tom]

Why would you do that to a kid?

[Christy]

What do you mean to a kid?

[Tom]

His son is going to be Wiener.

[Josh]

Jr. Last name Wiener.

[Christy]

The third name.

[Chick]

It's Wiener. What are they gonna do with.

[Tom]

So what if the phone rings? This is why you don't name your kid Junior. The phone rings. Hey, Sean.

[Christy]

There is no.

[Tom]

Is Big Wiener there? Or a Little Wiener. You don't want to be going through life as Little Wiener.

[Christy]

The 35 year old was transported to an area hospital for treatment of minor injuries sustained in the crash. He now faces charges including indecent exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct and literally ring. The vehicle involved in the crash had been reported stolen. It was further determined while Fleeing the scene, Mr. Weiner discarded his clothing on the shoulder of the highway before crossing all the lanes on foot.

[Josh]

You'll never recognize me now.

[Tom]

There's a lot more going on here. What? I like this says Mr. Weiner was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, reckless conduct, two counts of disorderly conduct and literally littering.

[Josh]

Oh, I guess throwing your clothes on the road.

[Tom]

Oh, that's. Oh, okay. I was trying to. Would you bother.

[Christy]

What do you mean taking your clothes off?

[Josh]

No.

[Tom]

If you're the Prosecutor, do you bother with the littering charge?

[Josh]

Sure, yeah. That way, if you make a deal, that's just one thing you can.

[Christy]

Exactly.

[Chick]

I think it's, it explains throwing the book at him.

[Tom]

Right? The whole, all of it seems kind of minor in the grand scheme of things.

[Christy]

Something's going on there when you're crashing.

[Tom]

A car, taking your clothes off and you're right.

[Josh]

But you go, hey, look, we'll get rid of the littering thing.

[Tom]

Yeah. You're a babbling lunatic. This must be drug related, I'm assuming.

[Josh]

Sounds like it. Always.

[Christy]

I hate to assume. You know what happens when you do that?

[Tom]

Well, usually you're right.

[Chick]

I might make ass out of you and me.

[Christy]

Thank you.

[Tom]

You see? What is this? This guy's name is Sean P. Weiner.

[Christy]

Senior.

[Tom]

Sean Wiener Senior. Okay. Elliot Ness had a son named Sean P. Elliot Ness.

[Josh]

Sean P. Ness. You didn't see it coming.

[Christy]

I did.

[Chick]

Elliot Nash.

[Tom]

Sean. Pin up for a famous FBI guy.

[Josh]

I didn't feel so bad for Sean. It was her sister, Sharon that I thought. Sharon Penis. She's generous, huh?

[Chick]

Sharon Weiner would be rough.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

Now, if you're just joining us, first of all. Lucky you. If you're just joining us here on the Bob and Tom show, we're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick]

And we do know what year it is, despite the Elliot Ness reference.

[Tom]

I couldn't think of a more famous Ness.

[Christy]

Loch Ness. Thank you. Yes.

[Josh]

Sometimes you can just abandon the premise.

[Tom]

Bail early, give it up.

[Chick]

Yeah. Although I did.

[Tom]

I know what you could do. Did you know that the, the Loch Ness monster known as Nessie. Nessie.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Nessie had a son.

[Josh]

Oh, what was the son's name? Sean P. Sean P. Nessie.

[Christy]

That doesn't work.

[Josh]

Doesn't quite work.

[Chick]

I stand by these two yelling at you in unison.

[Josh]

Right.

[Chick]

That was beautiful.

[Tom]

Should have stuck with that word.

[Josh]

Ill conceived comes to mind.

[Tom]

But I really do think I, I, I've gone on record many times as saying, don't name your kid Junior.

[Josh]

Right.

[Tom]

Bad things can happen.

[Josh]

And yet people still don't take your advice.

[Tom]

No.

[Chick]

Yeah. That's amazing.

[Tom]

Like John h. John Hinckley Jr. Yeah.

[Chick]

About a guy who's got it all figured out. Yeah.

[Christy]

Massachusetts authorities have released details on that dead body that was caught by fishermen in their net. Remember last week?

[Josh]

Was it a, a woman?

[Christy]

It was a woman.

[Josh]

Oh, boy.

[Christy]

The depth not considered suspicious. It appears to be consistent with having been buried at sea.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Christy]

The body believed to be that of a woman in her 60s. The autopsy revealed she'd been embalmed, apparently in line with how someone would be buried at sea. She's not likely to be identified. And the investigation has been.

[Josh]

You can just dump somebody in the ship. Yeah, I guess I'm dumb.

[Chick]

I thought when you bury someone at sea, it's after they're cremated.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's one of them.

[Josh]

No, no, it's being sprinkled at sea.

[Christy]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom]

Bobby Darren song that made me feel really good. Sometimes this has to do with music. The best part is the silence.

[Josh]

You got the vacuum.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, but it didn't feel like a. It didn't feel like. That was so unfunny. Vacuum. It fell. No, no.

[Tom]

Here's the unfunny baton. I'm giving it to you. I've been. I've been holding this virtual.

[Josh]

I'm holding on to it.

[Chick]

I don't know why. Why would you embalm a body? For putting in the ocean.

[Christy]

That's what I must be some.

[Tom]

There's a certain protocol. Obviously the phrase we're gonna need a bigger weight.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You're supposed to weight them down, right?

[Christy]

I don't know. I didn't know this was a thing.

[Chick]

I know when they killed big on Sopranos they weighed him down. Oh yeah.

[Tom]

Well, there was a. I'm trying to think. There was some. There's some state where they just in the northeast where they're allowed. They're allowing funeral pyres.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

But there was also one where there was a. There's some kind of legend burial. Yeah. I think you have to be a certain distance Oregon certain distance from the shore to be buried at sea because I mean that'd really be bad if they. You were, you know.

[Josh]

Yeah. This is awful.

[Tom]

You're a few hundred yards out. You know, you're walking by Five Mile Creek and there's a semi wrapped corpse there. Oh, I was just looking for. I was just looking for Petoskey stones and I got this dead body here.

[Chick]

Something from his childhood that he assumes everyone's experience.

[Josh]

Mile Creek.

[Christy]

What's that?

[Tom]

No, don't even bother our house up there.

[Chick]

When his. When he was a kid. Everyone's have the same memories.

[Tom]

Oh, it's a great place.

[Josh]

Following up is a road to nowhere.

[Tom]

No, I didn't.

[Chick]

And now Tom's autobiography.

[Tom]

There have to be rules about being buried at sea.

[Chick]

But can't you do anything like how far out. It's like international waters. That's if I have any movies to be believed Believed.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You can do anything. You make meth, right?

[Josh]

Right. Lawless out there.

[Chick]

Yes. You can gamble, you can make meth. You can do it out in the middle of the ocean.

[Josh]

It's water world.

[Tom]

Now, do you suppose the sharks didn't eat this body because of the embalming fluid or.

[Josh]

She was ugly.

[Christy]

For sea burials in the United States, the key rules involve location at least three nautical miles from shore.

[Tom]

So, no.

[Christy]

No inland lakes and at least 600ft deep.

[Josh]

No retention.

[Tom]

Yeah, I mean, that'd be rough.

[Christy]

At least 600ft deep for non cremated remains and ensuring rapid permanent sinking of the remains, either by biodegradable materials or weighted gaskets.

[Josh]

Well, something went wrong here.

[Christy]

Yeah, maybe her casket broke apart or something.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's possible.

[Tom]

Wow. I know. When we heaved my aunt's cremated remains over the side of my brother's boat, I didn't realize that this is a true story. The cremated remains were in a large baggie.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And the remains were about, I don't know, the size of like a tennis ball can. You know what I'm saying?

[Christy]

Right.

[Tom]

So I opened up the thing, we said a few words, and we. We tossed them over the side of the boat in Lake Michigan. But I didn't realize that there was a baggie inside the baggie. Oh, of what?

[Chick]

For keeping. They're usually.

[Josh]

Yes, those are the giblets that you have to make.

[Tom]

So in other words, we heaved it over and instead of the ashes going into the water, this baggie's floating with my aunt.

[Josh]

We did that once. My uncle wanted to be. He wanted, you know, the cremated powder or whatever to be sprinkled in a hot spring that he used to. I'll miss Uncle Ramen.

[Tom]

Wait a second. Hang on a second.

[Josh]

You guys know I'm holding the baton.

[Tom]

Yeah, but no, this one.

[Chick]

Not only that was it.

[Tom]

Actually, he got a laugh because no one can figure out why it died.

[Josh]

I think my stumbling didn't help.

[Chick]

A little hot spring. A little choppy.

[Josh]

Right.

[Tom]

What was the essence?

[Josh]

I'm sprinkling the cremated powder into a hot spring. I'll miss Uncle Ramen. Oh, Ramen.

[Chick]

You said Robin. I. I thought you said Robin.

[Christy]

I thought you said Robin.

[Chick]

I knew you said Ramen.

[Josh]

I still don't get it.

[Christy]

I thought you said Robin.

[Tom]

You know, powder and ramen noodles.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. I stand by it.

[Tom]

Josh, I believe you're the one who. Who recently said maybe abandon the premise.

[Chick]

Right, right.

[Tom]

Yeah, but my aunt was. There's floating there in the baggie.

[Chick]

Did you guys retrieve it?

[Tom]

Yeah. Took an oar.

[Chick]

Yeah. And got the baggie back.

[Christy]

They still don't sink. They float around. Believe me, I.

[Josh]

Why.

[Tom]

I didn't know that was. That's the Away. The. Whatever the funeral. Funeral home gave them to us.

[Chick]

They'll keep a little bit in case somebody does want to keep a little bit of the.

[Tom]

But I didn't know. Actually, when I dumped them over the side of the.

[Josh]

You know, my aunt, she. Her cremains were in like a standby.

[Tom]

Here we go. Give the man a shot.

[Josh]

Put her in a box.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I just wanted that box thrown into a hot spring where Uncle Ramen was. Yeah, yeah. Aunt Bouillon, we hardly knew you. Booyah.

[Tom]

I admire the curse. Courage.

[Josh]

Sometimes you got to embrace the boss.

[Tom]

Hemingway used to say, courage under fire, sometimes you get shot and die, which we've just.

[Christy]

Oh, this break was certainly.

[Tom]

Now, do you remember the guy we talked to in Cincinnati, that was a pilot? Remember this?

[Christy]

Yes, I do remember.

[Tom]

And he would off. People would hire him to. They would. He'd go up in the plane, and they would want to distribute the ashes of their loved one over the.

[Christy]

Sounds beautiful, doesn't it?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And he said that often when they'd open the window, the ashes would end up flying back on the plane. And he said. He's. His little hand vac has the cremated remains of a few dozen people. Unpleasant. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And there's a lot of. A lot of people who sneakily dump remains on certain fields.

[Josh]

Notre Dame Field.

[Christy]

Yeah, I've done that.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

They do it Shawshank style. They put it in their pocket and they pull a string and it comes out their foot.

[Josh]

Yeah, they got a.

[Tom]

They got a Nike with Uncle Clarence in it.

[Josh]

You know, when my grandma was cre.

[Tom]

Thank you. Thank you. Go ahead.

[Chick]

Hang on.

[Tom]

Go for it. Go for it.

[Chick]

Just to review, we've got Uncle Ramen, Aunt Bullon, and. Who?

[Josh]

My grandmother. She.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

She wanted to be. She wanted to remain sprinkled into some hot water with some tiny marshmallows. Grandma Coco.

[Tom]

Anyone got any ideas here?

[Josh]

She really was special, wasn't she?

[Chick]

I think he's taking care of all of them.

[Christy]

I think so.

[Tom]

Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate that, Josh. Now, why don't we get focused and tell me about orange insoles?

[Josh]

I'd love to. Grandma Coco didn't eat them.

[Chick]

Nope.

[Josh]

But you may, especially if you.

[Tom]

Or she had no feet.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Coco was a nickname.

[Tom]

The Beatties.

[Josh]

She liked her. She liked.

[Tom]

Wow. I get it that's the only joke yet. I'll explain that to you when the mics go off.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

Well, if you work on your feet all day, you're putting stress on your body. You're probably walking around in shoes that have a flimsy liner inside that offers zero support. You know what you need? I think you do. Orange insoles. That's right. They offer arch support with a deep heel cup that support your body and they give you better alignment, eliminating a lot of that back pain, hip pain, knee pain. You might be encountering orange insoles. Just that's Grandma Coco released their brand new orange sport insole. That's right. Orange and cremation. Reminds me of old Uncle Metamucil.

[Chick]

Really?

[Tom]

Did they sprinkle him into a glass of water and stir it up and drink it once a day?

[Josh]

Any who, here's the deal. Orange insoles are for everybody. Orange sport insoles are for those who are truly athletic. They offer so many things. They have the new and exclusive O foam technology with thin athletic profiles that really make for top performance. They offer three times the durability and 40% more energy return. So a lot of that energy you're putting out will not be wasted. Find the right orange insole for you. No matter what shoes you wear, work boots, dress shoes, sneakers, you name it. There's no cutting required. They come true to size and they include sizes 15 up. Go to orangeinsouls.com today for free shipping. Plus, orange insoles come with a 60 day. We want you to be happy. Guarantee that's orangeinsoles.com take care of your feet. That will take care of the rest of your body. Feel better. Do more.

[Tom]

Thank you very much. And now this editorial commentary.

[Chick]

My gosh, Josh, thank you very much.

[Tom]

That we all pretty much feel the same way. We'll be back with more bold attempts. Comedy. We're trying. Okay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need. [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News.

[Christy]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. You doing all right?

[Josh]

I like the song.

[Chick]

Okay. There's Jess Hooker. Hey, Jake. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh]

You guys know I was one of the Fabulous Thunderbirds.

[Chick]

I did not know Thursday's Cosby.

[Christy]

I know.

[Chick]

I'm over his stories too.

[Christy]

Today?

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Way over.

[Josh]

I've got ramen, too. You do you have an aunt Ramen? Yeah, I was in Maroon 6.

[Chick]

Chick McGee.

[Tom]

No original members, by the way, in Maroon 6. Maroon 6.

[Chick]

Hello, Tom. That's.

[Tom]

That's the trend these days.

[Chick]

Boy, that first album, Maroon 5. I'll stack up again.

[Christy]

I'm with you. I love Jane.

[Chick]

Really? Absolutely.

[Christy]

One of my favorite albums of all time.

[Tom]

Those guys are great.

[Chick]

That Secret, what a great song. Now let's listen to it now.

[Tom]

Okay, let's move forward here. We didn't see. Where did we last leave you? We had a dead body fished out of the ocean.

[Christy]

Yeah, but we're going to talk about big butts now.

[Josh]

Yes, please.

[Chick]

And we cannot lie.

[Christy]

Kim Kardashian's company, known as Skims, has unveiled a giant 60 foot inflatable statue of Kim Kardashian in Times Square.

[Josh]

Can you crawl inside of it?

[Christy]

According to US agency, there's 40 homeless.

[Tom]

Guys just living in the ass.

[Christy]

The inflatable likeness of the shapewear brand's founder was erected to celebrate the release of its new swimwear collection. Collection. It features Ms. Kardashian in a blue skim swim, top and bottom, lying on an elevated platform.

[Josh]

How about that?

[Christy]

We're gonna see a picture of that? I hope not, but.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's.

[Chick]

It doesn't look like her.

[Tom]

It's.

[Chick]

It's.

[Tom]

She's lying down and. Yeah, the aces, right? It just looks like kind of a weird balloon and it looks like a weird balloon. I mean, it's.

[Christy]

Well, it's an inflatable.

[Tom]

I thought it was going to be standing up looking like Kim Kardashian, and it just kind of of this supine.

[Josh]

Is there clearly a butt?

[Tom]

Oh, it's mostly butt and it's covered in bird poop and homeless men, unhoused male semen.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh. It's kind of more realistic than I would have thought. It's way realistic.

[Tom]

A lot of butt, a lot of hip.

[Josh]

She's a lot bigger than I thought.

[Christy]

She's got a. She's got some thighs on her. Yeah.

[Josh]

Thick thighs under thighs.

[Tom]

Just remember that she's famous because her dad helped O.J. get off.

[Chick]

That is not why she's famous.

[Christy]

She helped Ray J. Yeah, there you go.

[Tom]

There you go.

[Josh]

Very good. Businesswoman. Yeah, they are savvy.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I just think it'll, you know, some. Some immigrant kid's gonna come over and see the Statue of Liberty and go, yeah, see that? And go, mommy, I want to live in America.

[Josh]

Yeah, no kidding. We gotta move here.

[Chick]

Mommy, give me some of that naked giants.

[Christy]

I think this is the one shot you wanted.

[Tom]

Yeah. A lot of buns.

[Christy]

A lot of buns.

[Tom]

You can see the homeless guy's head sticking out.

[Christy]

I mean, it's.

[Josh]

And she's covering her eyes. Some white guys must have walked by.

[Chick]

What kind of. What kind of a permit? Oh, Josh, never mind.

[Tom]

My homeless friends. I think they have a type.

[Chick]

She dated Pete Davidson.

[Josh]

Yeah, he's. He's not the whitest white guy.

[Tom]

Well, that's a new game show.

[Chick]

How white are you?

[Tom]

We've done a DNA test.

[Chick]

Hello, everyone.

[Josh]

Isn't one of them dating Timothy Chalamet?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Kylie. Yeah.

[Josh]

Now was that a break in?

[Chick]

That is.

[Christy]

Well, she's a Jenner, not a Kardashian, so maybe.

[Tom]

Man, I don't care. Next.

[Christy]

Okay. A woman in Florida is in custody for allegedly attacking a man with a Pringles can.

[Josh]

A Pringles can? Pringles can.

[Christy]

According again, according to Wesh tv, an Orange county sheriff's deputy.

[Chick]

When you wish upon a star.

[Tom]

No, it's when you wish upon a stair, wouldn't it be.

[Chick]

Oh yeah, you're right. When you're right, you're right.

[Tom]

Or a stage deer.

[Christy]

Where they responded to a report of a fight at a 711 gas station in Orlando.

[Chick]

Held. Hit him with the sour cream and onion.

[Christy]

The victim said his attacker struck him in the eye with a Pringles can before running off. She was soon located and arrested for aggravated battery.

[Chick]

Isn't that one of Warren's. Stand up bitch is a white trash girlfriend. Here, here's a log. Hit him with this.

[Christy]

Orange County Fire Rescue treated the man at the scene for a significant quote unquote cut on his eyebrow and below his eye.

[Tom]

Pringles can, huh? Well, well, well. Don't we have a song about a Pringles can?

[Chick]

Pat?

[Josh]

We had a Christmas song about a Pringles can.

[Tom]

No, it's okay.

[Josh]

We can't do that. Aren't there rules? There are rules.

[Tom]

Oh, I know.

[Christy]

Are we talking about the guy that was throwing. That was putting deficit.

[Tom]

This is the attorney, the attorney in Ohio when the Ohio Supreme Court had to suspend his license.

[Josh]

We're going to relive all this no matter what.

[Chick]

We're back to that.

[Christy]

Read that story.

[Tom]

No, it was on the international newsware this morning. I think last year.

[Josh]

I deleted that.

[Tom]

Okay, here's the story, Pat. Thanks for bringing it up. Surveillance cameras recorded this attorney dropping a poop filled Pringles can into the parking lot of a crime victim advocacy center. And apparently this lawyer claimed he pulled the prank at least 10 times a year. Year.

[Chick]

To make Tom's life worthwhile. No kidding.

[Tom]

And my question was, you got to give the guy some credit for being able to get it into the Pringle scan. I mean, you wonder if it was a one step procedure or did he. Maybe he take a spatula.

[Christy]

Maybe he used your paper plate method. You don't know.

[Tom]

Or he hovered and let it rip. Yes. Yes.

[Christy]

God, you're weird.

[Tom]

I mean, the fingers prickles can better than like a bag of ruffles.

[Chick]

Yeah, a little. Little choppy today.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Remember what we learned. Remember, they got real literally said when you do that, you're supposed to put some chips on top of the we remember it special.

[Chick]

We all remember what?

[Tom]

If you're listening for the first time.

[Christy]

You won't listen again.

[Tom]

So you're saying some lawyer pooped into a Pringles can? Are you kidding me?

[Chick]

Hit it, Pat.

[Josh]

He ate the Pringles. A Christmas song. We're almost gone.

[Chick]

Now the litter's off.

[Josh]

He's in the jaw now. Oh, this lawyer's nuts. Flashing his butt, pooping in an empty Pringles can.

[Chick]

If you knew that you chiefs, we're.

[Josh]

Gonna win the division.

[Chick]

Let me hear you say, hell yeah.

[Josh]

He crapped in the can. Chips on top. He threw it out. Grabbed them all. He's out on Bill. She spent a night in room for pooping in an empty Pringles can. You really. You're really taking your time with it.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Can we double the speed in prison?

[Tom]

He can build.

[Josh]

I'm clicking on 1.5.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh]

A defense. He will say that he's just brown.

[Christy]

She's lying. More she.

[Tom]

He sings.

[Christy]

I don't have to read.

[Josh]

Are you crazy? He says, no, man, I pooping Pringles cans all over town. March 12th. It's March Life since I spent it. Oh, that dude is scary. Now he's God.

[Chick]

Pringleberries.

[Josh]

Next time you let loose dropping a deuce, don't poop in an empty Pringles can. Everybody sing now.

[Chick]

Hold another. Hold it out.

[Josh]

Thank you very much.

[Christy]

Oh, that was lovely.

[Tom]

You know how the cops caught him?

[Christy]

How?

[Tom]

They set up a sting, go to get the Pringle. Josh is leaving.

[Josh]

That's worse than Raymond the Ramen thing.

[Tom]

Once you pop off, you can't stop. Doesn't that their motto? Thank you very much. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more. Bob and Tom next.

[Tom]

Sorry, Earl.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom]

Hello.

[Chick]

And because of today's show, we've had one of our. Evidently a team member leave the room and had to be replaced. Jess Hooker ran out and Jess Gallsman is in here.

[Tom]

Now we have a deep bench.

[Chick]

Well, we'll. We'll see how long this one lasts. There's Ace Cosby. There's. There's Josh Arnold. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

I'm looking at this thing. Keep pitching them buddy of Kim Kardashian in Times Square are.

[Chick]

I'm surprised given the appearance of this thing that they okayed this.

[Josh]

I know, it's. It is pretty.

[Chick]

I for one am. As a make believe prude, I'm outraged.

[Tom]

It's a giant blow up doll of Kim Kardashian. How big is it?

[Christy]

Like what did I say?

[Josh]

That's big.

[Tom]

Looks like a blimp.

[Chick]

Looks 30ft long.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Easy, you know. Can you stand right next 60ft long?

[Josh]

Yeah. It's not a stage kind of thing, but you can stand right next platform.

[Tom]

Okay, honey. Welcome to pose in front of the giant horror balloon. Oh, we'll get a nice picture of you.

[Christy]

Why are you calling her a whore?

[Chick]

I know a when I see one.

[Josh]

Sex your sexual.

[Chick]

Look at that. Enjoying life, making money and dressing in that way. Okay.

[Tom]

It is mostly butt though.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You'll admit that.

[Chick]

Not.

[Josh]

No, I don't.

[Christy]

It's my whole body. It's the whole body.

[Chick]

How about surface area? How much surface area?

[Christy]

Got big boobs.

[Chick]

Kim Kardashian is cheeks.

[Josh]

I don't know, 10, 15%.

[Chick]

I'm going to go 23%, 25%.

[Josh]

She is an attractive lady.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

There's no butts.

[Tom]

Pretty wild.

[Christy]

I don't know how she gets jeans to fit. She must have to make her own custom.

[Tom]

Yeah, they're probably made of lesser human beings skin sewn together.

[Chick]

Oh, like, like you wouldn't do that if you had Kardashian money. Let me tell you something. I'd be trolling the streets for new jeans on if I had Kardashian money.

[Tom]

Picking up various.

[Chick]

Pick up that kid over there. Come here.

[Tom]

He'll make a. He'll make a nice back pocket.

[Chick]

That's right. Okay.

[Tom]

You don't need that skin. I'm sorry. Christy Lee is over there. I can see her at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's really happening in the world?

[Christy]

A martial arts coach in the UK stopped a would be robber in his tracks with a couple of high yield karate kicks.

[Josh]

Mm.

[Christy]

The black belt martial artist, Ms. Mari Karen had been buying chocolates at a convenience store in Telford when a man came in and began threatening staff. The 42 year old grabbed the suspect's arm and delivered several firm kicks to his shins. Though she was in a new pair of heels.

[Josh]

Oh. That had no.

[Christy]

Karen chased the suspect from the shop. She has since been given a police Chief Superintendent condemnation award by West Mercia police for her heroic effort. Efforts.

[Tom]

You don't get between a lady and her chocolate. No.

[Christy]

That's right. Especially that time of the month.

[Tom]

Especially a Kung Fu lady. Yeah.

[Christy]

He said kung.

[Josh]

I know. I know.

[Chick]

Not today. Okay. That would be a. What he said was Kung fu. I heard. Would be.

[Tom]

That would be quite the movie.

[Josh]

It would.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

She has a pink belt. Huh?

[Josh]

I love story. Don't we all love these stories?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh]

When the person doesn't know who. Who's around.

[Christy]

Yeah. They don't suspect.

[Tom]

It's also. Isn't it be great if you've been a martial artist for 25 years.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Finally you get a chance to really kick some ass.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Tom]

Well, good for you.

[Christy]

Hard to run in heels too. Way to go, man.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But also getting kicked within the shins by heels.

[Tom]

I'm surprised the heel didn't just go right through the guy's skin.

[Christy]

Well, she didn't kick him with his. Well, she probably kicked him with the toe of her foot maybe.

[Tom]

No matter what soccer game.

[Josh]

Anything in the shins hurts.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

And I don't like the Shins. You like the Shins?

[Josh]

I do. The music.

[Chick]

No kidding.

[Josh]

Big fan. Yeah.

[Chick]

I don't like the high singing.

[Josh]

Oh, I like. Okay. Yeah. I'm a big fan.

[Chick]

It's too high.

[Tom]

I like Mrs. Shin.

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm talking about things that happen this century. You're talking about. About something from the music man.

[Tom]

The mayor's wife.

[Chick]

What?

[Tom]

And now a poem owed to a Grecian earn.

[Josh]

Mind your phraseology.

[Chick]

It's unbelievable.

[Christy]

You've heard of the band the Shins?

[Tom]

Guys.

[Josh]

He probably hasn't.

[Christy]

I haven't.

[Chick]

Only because of Garden State. I. Oh.

[Josh]

They've. I mean, I think you might like their later stuff.

[Christy]

I love that soundtrack.

[Chick]

They hold their. Except for the Shins. I fast forward right through it.

[Tom]

Is that electrified music or is it like banjos?

[Chick]

Let me get Mad. Hey, hey, let me ask a question. You play that electrified music?

[Josh]

Hell no.

[Chick]

Hell no.

[Josh]

I got a washboard string base.

[Chick]

That's right. That's what God intended.

[Tom]

That's kind of a new thing, the washboard string bass. I'd rather listen to whatever that band is. You're called one of the. No, no. What's. Are they one of those bands?

[Christy]

No, they're not heavy metal.

[Josh]

No, they're kind of folk, pop rock. Gorgeous alternative.

[Tom]

Like washboard banjo.

[Josh]

No, no, not a lot of that at all. Sorry. New slam.

[Tom]

It sounds like a family. You know from.

[Chick]

Yeah, I know from the Music man somewhere. It's Mayor and Shannon. What? His wife's name is. And Hermione Gingold played Mrs. Shin, I believe.

[Tom]

Brilliant.

[Chick]

Who's been.

[Christy]

Hermione was old then.

[Josh]

Yeah, she was old.

[Chick]

If she were alive today, she'd be 280. That's how old she was.

[Tom]

Nevertheless, a very good movie. I'm sorry, Christy, what else have you got over there?

[Christy]

Police in Florida say a suspected thief gulped down two pairs of diamond earrings during his arrest.

[Chick]

Oh, here you go. Here. Is this the Shins? It's called Dead Alive anybody?

[Christy]

Yep, that's it.

[Chick]

Okay, how about this? Well, this isn't bad.

[Josh]

Not bad.

[Tom]

It's got the drum beat from.

[Chick]

They're not as high as they used to be.

[Josh]

No, only a couple songs are high.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I'm surprised you don't like them.

[Tom]

This is very, very. I don't know, this is very 60s.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Christy]

Right up.

[Josh]

There's a lot of throwback kind of sound to it.

[Chick]

I like this the most of anything I've ever heard.

[Josh]

I'm quite a fan.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Yeah, this sounds like it could be.

[Chick]

They're the great, great grandchildren.

[Tom]

Flower power from the 60s of the.

[Chick]

Shins from Music Man.

[Tom]

I think I'm so. So what? What happened to the earrings?

[Christy]

Now police in Florida say a suspected thief gulped down two pairs of diamond earrings during his arrest. The 32 year old man from Texas was apprehended for allegedly stealing. Stealing the Tiffany & Co. Jewelry from an upscale Orlando shopping center. An X ray showed the Orlando police department what believed to be a diamond earrings in his digestive tract.

[Chick]

Here we go. Here comes the money part of this.

[Christy]

Collect these seven hundred seventy thousand dollar baubles.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Christy]

After they passed.

[Josh]

Oh boy.

[Christy]

The man faces charges of felony grand theft and robbery with a mask.

[Chick]

Ew. Are they going to take them back?

[Christy]

Well, you'd have to clean those, I would think.

[Tom]

Well, presumably. I mean, they don't have to surge. Would they be legally allowed to surgically remove them if they were stuck in there?

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Christy]

I don't know if they'd get stuck.

[Tom]

$770,000 for a pair of earrings?

[Christy]

Two pairs don't. For diamonds. That's, you know, depending on the size of golf balls, maybe.

[Josh]

How much?

[Christy]

770,000. Plus their Tiffany companies and that. You know, just. You're paying for the blue box.

[Josh]

They're always paying for the blue box.

[Tom]

What is the law on that? I mean, obviously they're allowed to X ray you. Apparently. Yeah.

[Josh]

I don't think they can impose surgery on you, but.

[Tom]

I mean, do they.

[Christy]

They just wait for him to naturally.

[Josh]

Pass or some guy with a colander.

[Tom]

I mean, so they. That's got to be weird.

[Josh]

Some poop prospects inspector.

[Tom]

But I mean, he can't. They wouldn't let him near a toilet.

[Christy]

He's got like a light on.

[Josh]

He's gonna have to crap in a calendar.

[Chick]

Yeah, or a litter box or something.

[Josh]

Right.

[Chick]

Like lock him in a cell. Yes, Tom. They put the rookie in charge of it. Go ahead.

[Tom]

All right.

[Chick]

Muldoon, car 54, where are you? 1950s television series.

[Tom]

Well, I believe in New York in the 50s, 10% of all police officer were named Muldoon.

[Josh]

Al Lewis was a young man.

[Tom]

Young.

[Chick]

And Miss Charlotte what's her face was the wife of one of them.

[Josh]

Charlotte Ray?

[Chick]

Yeah, I think. I think so. On car 54. Yeah.

[Christy]

From facts of Life.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, she must have been 19.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Bosomy. I bet.

[Chick]

Sassy.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I mean, that is incredible.

[Chick]

Tootie and Fred Gwynne.

[Josh]

It's not a bad way to steal something.

[Christy]

No, nothing for me, thanks.

[Josh]

Now I gotta wait a day for at least.

[Tom]

So when they weren't looking, he just heaved them in his mouth and took. Took a glass of water and.

[Josh]

Sounds like it. Didn't you say he was wearing a mask? Yeah, he was. So he just didn't want to. Yeah.

[Christy]

I don't know how these, please.

[Tom]

So he's probably wearing like a hospital mask. Like he's.

[Josh]

That wouldn't be a crime though.

[Tom]

No, the crime is stealing the diamonds, I think.

[Christy]

Yeah, especially that expensive.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

Every time I'm in Tiffany's, they have a guy following me around. I don't know how. They did follow me around too, right, you guys.

[Chick]

I wouldn't even walk into there. I'm afraid I'd break something. Hey, Tom. They follow. They follow Ace around in Tiffany's. Did you hear that?

[Tom]

Well, they follow everyone around. They're not.

[Chick]

They're not.

[Tom]

They're not profiling, okay? Pat walked in and said, I'm a vegan. I eat carrots. Gulp. Not those, sir. No. The sounds of silence right now. I want to talk about.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

I got a question for you, Christy.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Now, you are also a realtor.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And I know in some states don't you have to tell, like if, if somebody, you know died in the garage. Don't you have to mention that in the.

[Christy]

In some states, not. Not all.

[Tom]

Okay, now if these diamonds, if this guy poops these diamonds out, does Tiffany's have to say, by the way, these were.

[Christy]

Oh, I don't know. I doubt it.

[Chick]

These are ass diamonds.

[Tom]

They're not.

[Chick]

They're not.

[Tom]

They're not blood diamonds. They're ass diamonds. These spent three days up this guy's rumpus.

[Chick]

Well, they're still gorgeous. And they're still almost a million dollars I'll take.

[Josh]

Right. Just don't sniff them.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta really clean them.

[Christy]

They can clean.

[Tom]

Oh, he's not a cat burglar, Josh. He's a scat burglar.

[Chick]

That is almost most funny. That's really good.

[Tom]

That's been. That's been today's theme, Scott. Burglar.

[Christy]

That's our theme all the time.

[Tom]

No, no, no. Today's a bit especially. These are almost jokes.

[Chick]

Almost joke Wednesday.

[Tom]

Yes, yes.

[Chick]

Maybe we should start there.

[Tom]

Okay. Coming up, it's no joke. It's sexy time with Ali Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tov Show. Hello, hello, hello. Josh All Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin. And the ladies, Christy Lee and Jessica Halsman. We're all here help thinking we're going to help people today. Isn't that right, Tom?

[Tom]

Today's the day.

[Christy]

Oh really?

[Chick]

Today we're actually honestly going to help somebody.

[Tom]

A little bit of love magic.

[Chick]

All right.

[Tom]

As we help people with their love lives and in the world of we like to call it sexy time.

[Josh]

I wonder if Ali went and saw the Kim Kardashian.

[Christy]

Oh yeah, we'll have to ask her.

[Tom]

She's in New York. New York. Once again, Kim.

[Chick]

New York City.

[Tom]

New York City, Times Square. There's a gigantic blow up doll of a Kim Kardashian lying down 60ft in a big bathing suit. This is her new line of swimwear.

[Christy]

And yeah, skims S K I M S. Yep.

[Tom]

Oh, I get it. Kim skims.

[Christy]

Yep.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

It's popular and yeah, they make some great products. I have one of her dresses. I really like it. Like it a lot.

[Tom]

Okay, very good, very good. Are we getting hooked up with Ally? Here we are. Okay, there she is. Okay.

[Christy]

Hi, Ali.

[Tom]

We're joined by comedian Allie Breen. A L L I B R E E N I spell it all out so you can find her on social media or on OnlyFans LLIB and Ali, it's great to see you. How are you today?

[Christy]

See you.

[Ali]

Good. I just got a new phone and my plugin is different than my mic has so I'm on earth your earbuds today.

[Tom]

Okay. Now have you heard about the Times Square giant blow up doll of Kim Kardashian?

[Ali]

Oh, yes. Yep. Is it still there? I haven't been down there.

[Tom]

I think it just went up.

[Christy]

Yeah. Oh, did it not just go up? Oh, last week.

[Tom]

Okay, well please get on there and get a picture in front of it.

[Ali]

I, I'll go today. I, there was a giant Oscar Meyer wiener down there for a while too. The same size blow up. So they like some phallic or sexual stuff down in Times Square apparently.

[Christy]

Well, that's been a history of Times Square if you'll recall.

[Ali]

Yep, good point.

[Tom]

I wouldn't be surprised if the I.

[Chick]

Was used to be the finest whorehouse in North America.

[Ali]

Times Square. Do you remember they had that Portal that went right to Ireland and they shut it down because people were flashing. But I was like, people are, you know, masturbating in Times Square all the time. Like so far worse stuff going on.

[Chick]

What did they think would happen if they put something like that?

[Christy]

Right?

[Tom]

Of course, I'm sure some guy would want to see my shillelagh and the next thing you know. Well, the show is called Sexy Time and we try to help people with their love lives. What have you got over there? Letter wise?

[Ali]

Dear Ally, I met a guy at a bar the other day, super hot, about 50 years old. We went out a few times. He had a great car, great job, went to nice dinners. I went back to his place after the fourth date only to find out he lives with his parents. He lives in a basement apartment with his own entrance, but they literally knocked on the door to have us come up for breakfast. So that's how I met his parents. Isn't it weird that he didn't prepare me for this? And isn't it weird that a 50 year old still lives at home? Or am I being crazy?

[Josh]

I don't think that's weird. No, no, I, I, I am surprised this person didn't say something.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

It sounds like that's a transition period though.

[Chick]

Like maybe he's recently divorced.

[Christy]

Maybe he's taking care of his elderly parents. Oh, that's nice.

[Tom]

Maybe his.

[Ali]

Maybe it didn't sound like it. If they knocked on the door, his.

[Tom]

Elderly mother didn't see the tie wrapped around around the basement door. Mom, Mom.

[Josh]

You have every right to be surprised by that.

[Tom]

Certainly a little awkward.

[Josh]

Yeah. But if you like them, you know, don't let it stop you from going on another date.

[Christy]

Find out more information.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom]

But also they say this is happening more and more and more in the United States. This is a big thing in Italy where.

[Christy]

Yeah, the par the sons live until.

[Tom]

They'Re 50 in the. I don't know.

[Josh]

I have a problem with the woman. Why?

[Chick]

So she led with he has another nice car.

[Josh]

Oh, that's kind of sh.

[Christy]

She was setting it up to say she assumed he had his own locale.

[Ali]

Right, exactly like that. He had so much nice stuff, she wouldn't imagine. He's got to have your priorities.

[Tom]

I think many of us have. I certainly for quite a long time had a much nicer car than an apartment.

[Christy]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Tom]

Now that I think about it, how.

[Chick]

Is his mom's cooking?

[Christy]

That's what I want to know.

[Josh]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick]

Breakfast.

[Josh]

An old lady breakfast is Amazing.

[Chick]

It's like a bed and breakfast.

[Tom]

It's a bed and breakfast.

[Josh]

Best bacon of all. Yeah.

[Chick]

What do you got back here? Some of them old lady breakfasts.

[Josh]

Oh, I love it.

[Chick]

I wonder what.

[Tom]

What the mom said. Well, it's nice to meet you. I heard you with your little horror screams last night. I bet it was nice. Did. Did Roger mount you and ride you like a donkey?

[Chick]

Huh? Horse screams, Old lady.

[Josh]

St. More Hash browns. Slot.

[Tom]

Horse screams.

[Chick]

Certainly sounded like you gotten taken care of last night.

[Tom]

I'm surprised. You can sit down.

[Christy]

Oh my.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Christy]

Awkward.

[Ali]

That is the true test. To see if the mom was even surprised that there was a woman there. If she was just like, oh, come on up. I'm used to this, you know. There's always somebody waking up.

[Josh]

Oh, you're this week, huh?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ali]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

Much prettier than last night.

[Ali]

I like you better.

[Tom]

Very civilized.

[Ali]

I like you better than last night.

[Tom]

Civilized.

[Christy]

I really hope she keeps dating him.

[Chick]

I just want updates.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy]

What a fascinating Sit situation.

[Tom]

Yeah, maybe.

[Ali]

I wonder if they do all their meals with the parents.

[Christy]

That would be.

[Tom]

I would.

[Chick]

Yeah, maybe.

[Christy]

The barons have a really nice house. He's going to get the house someday. And he knows if he stays there.

[Chick]

What? He's helping.

[Christy]

He's helping his parents out.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

They've got to be in their 70s, right?

[Chick]

Well, at least.

[Ali]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

Well, unless that's his parents car.

[Tom]

All right, let's move on. Ally Breen is our guest. This is sexy time. What else have we got to.

[Ali]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend plays videos in every free second that he has. And when we have dinner, we pretty much watch TV throughout all of dinner. Before I moved in with him, we actually had romance and chat. And now it's totally all done. But how do I bring that back without sounding like his mom yelling at him about playing video games all day?

[Christy]

Move out.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Come on. Absence makes the heart grow fun.

[Tom]

Yeah. Unplug them. Go somewhere for the weekend where there's no, you know, video games or electricity. And rent a cabin in the woods. And if things don't work out, bring a small shovel.

[Christy]

Hi, kitty.

[Tom]

Some Visqueen? I don't know. Anybody else got any ideas before we get the cats?

[Josh]

Tom's not mad at the cats. He's mad at it being brought up. It's.

[Christy]

It's distracting.

[Tom]

Never mind.

[Josh]

It's only distracting when you talk.

[Ali]

My boyfriend loves food and stuff with garlic in it. And even when he brushes his teeth. Oh. Loves hot food and stuff with garlic in it. And Even when he brushes his teeth, it still stinks.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ali]

I think he's being rude that he doesn't take me into account at all in this situation. But my friends say he's just being him and I should leave him alone about it. Doesn't he want me to actually not be disgusted with him when we make out?

[Josh]

Have you. Does she say that she says something to him?

[Ali]

No, she hasn't.

[Chick]

Yet.

[Josh]

Her friend say, oh, you got to say something.

[Christy]

Yeah, just kiss him and just be like, that's gross.

[Chick]

You know?

[Christy]

Or.

[Josh]

How about a garlic breath? I'm not kissing you until you do something about that.

[Christy]

Yeah. Don't they say you should eat garlic if your partner is eating garlic? Yeah, kind of.

[Josh]

It negates.

[Tom]

Yeah, it does.

[Christy]

That's what I heard.

[Tom]

You won't smell it, I guess.

[Josh]

Interesting.

[Ali]

Oh, interesting. I didn't know that.

[Christy]

That's what I've always. Right.

[Josh]

All right.

[Christy]

But I know what she's talking about. And then sometimes it even comes through your pores a little bit if you eat too much.

[Ali]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I give her the old garlic press, buddy. It's a sex move.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. How does it work?

[Tom]

Oh, you need a lot of rope.

[Chick]

Wow. And then. And a sprig of garlic and a ball gag. Clove of garlic.

[Tom]

Garlic breast. I'm sorry.

[Chick]

Got it.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Tom]

Is there anything that you can do for breath like that? Or is it deep down in your throat?

[Josh]

It's in your poor. Yeah, it's deep.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ali]

But it does sound like he's not even trying. It's.

[Chick]

Oh, no.

[Ali]

I guess even when he brushes his teeth.

[Chick]

Yeah. Does it work? You gotta do some gum.

[Josh]

Yeah, there's guts. Gum, mouthwash. Three days before it comes out.

[Christy]

Three days.

[Chick]

Three days.

[Josh]

I don't like the garlic.

[Christy]

I can tell.

[Josh]

Okay, well, good luck.

[Christy]

Garlic.

[Josh]

No, I can't. Like a drug to me.

[Tom]

What?

[Josh]

Ali. Go ahead.

[Ali]

Dear Allie, I went to a restaurant, and the manager knew my girlfriend very well. They chatted a bunch, and she said they had been old college friends, but it seemed like they had caught up way close. Like, way closer. Since then. I'm pretty sure they actually slept together. And she just won't admit that they did. I won't let it go. She says I'm being crazy about it. They were good friends, and even if she had slept with him, she said, what would it matter? And I said, it wouldn't matter, but it would matter that she was lying to me about it. Think she's acting shady and there's something else going on.

[Josh]

I. Boy, I stopped listening to you. Sir or ma'am.

[Christy]

This is ridiculous. Let that go.

[Chick]

Go.

[Christy]

You already assumed they slept together, so just get over it.

[Chick]

It's not like she was giving him.

[Christy]

A handy right there. Like past is in the past.

[Josh]

Yeah. You are not worth our time.

[Christy]

No.

[Tom]

Yes. Either way going to lose, right? He says if she says, oh yeah, I slept with him, then she's in trouble. He doesn't believe her.

[Josh]

You're impossible.

[Tom]

Okay, if you're just joining us. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that's Allie Breen on the screen. And Ally. What else have you got?

[Ali]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend came on vacation with my whole family. I mean, parents, uncles, nieces, nephews. We went to the Bahamas and she wore the tiniest string bikini I've ever seen in my life.

[Christy]

And everyone loved her.

[Ali]

Yes, exactly. I love it when she dresses like that around me. But I don't need my family ogling my girlfriend. Which they definitely were. Don't you think she'd be wise enough to know when family's involved to wear like a one piece?

[Josh]

No. Get over it.

[Christy]

She sees the problem.

[Josh]

It isn't a problem. Well, not in the Bahamas.

[Tom]

Uncle Joe wants me to go over to the trampoline with him.

[Josh]

Yeah, I don't think you have problems with. You don't say something to her. You say something to Uncle Joe.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Hey, Bahamas.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ali]

They say, well, tell your girlfriend to cover up then.

[Tom]

Yeah, I just.

[Chick]

I'd be uncomfortable being so naked in front of people like that.

[Josh]

But naked. Yeah, she's not.

[Tom]

No Pat. Your. Your thoughts on seeing her? What do you think that makes me horny? Makes Pat horny.

[Chick]

Very, very horny.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Just.

[Josh]

She may not own a regular swimsuit.

[Christy]

That might be her thing.

[Chick]

A one piece, though.

[Christy]

Come on.

[Tom]

She can have a two piece on that's. Does uncle. Does Uncle Joe wink at you in the morning? Where's she? Probably tired out, huh?

[Christy]

Yeah, they were all jealous.

[Josh]

Got it.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ali]

I don't see a problem.

[Chick]

Want it now?

[Josh]

If grandma starts hitting on her, maybe say something. Or if Grandma wears a G string.

[Chick]

Oh, hey.

[Tom]

Oh, gravity not kind to Grandma.

[Ali]

I say go for it. If Grandma wears a G string. It was fun. Yeah.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no, no. No woman over 45 should wear.

[Christy]

Shut your dirty mouth.

[Ali]

Yeah. Martha Stewart was just on the COVID of Sports Illustrated.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess we didn't buy one.

[Ali]

Most people I think they're going back.

[Tom]

If you want to. If you want to reach Ali Breen, she's on social media. A L L I B R E E N. She is a standup comedian and also the host of Sexy Time. What else have you got?

[Ali]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend wanted to come to a strip club with me and my friends one night. So we all went out drinking, went to the club, and then about an hour in, she ends up popping her top off. I don't know if she was trying to prove she was fun and cool, but I didn't like it at all. And it made me really upset.

[Josh]

I didn't like it at all.

[Ali]

I don't know if she thinks I wanted her to do that, but she's acting like that's normal behavior there. And she keeps telling me I'm a hypocrite because I like being around all those other strippers. But I got mad when she took her top off. Can you please tell her that no one behaves like that at a strip club? She's making me sound like I'm victim blaming. And this is a real mind f. I don't know what those.

[Josh]

I also think this is an overreaction.

[Christy]

There's a lot going on to do that in a strip club.

[Chick]

Yes, women can take your top off.

[Christy]

Yes, a patron can take their top off.

[Josh]

I bet the stripper helped remove the. I've seen it. I've seen it plenty of times in this state. You have to have pasties on. You do?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay, Okay. I was used. I'm used to going to East St. Louis. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Like, patrons have to wear pasties for all dancers here. All the dancers, not the patrons.

[Tom]

Let me. Mr. Arnold, we have to help apply your pastry.

[Josh]

What's that?

[Ali]

Strip club where you have to wear pasties.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Seems they're a clear.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Ali]

Just a Utah. Okay. Clear. Because I was gonna say, I know you. There's ones where you keep your underwear on. But I thought boobs were just. I mean.

[Christy]

Yeah, fair game.

[Tom]

I mean, this guy. What do you expect?

[Josh]

I know you're going to a strip club.

[Tom]

It's not like, good for her.

[Chick]

She's showing.

[Josh]

You're not.

[Tom]

You're not having tea with Prince Charles. It's going to be pretty rough.

[Josh]

Yeah. You're this. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

She was trying to be cool.

[Tom]

And now. Now, now do his friends go, hey, nice rack on Zelda. I can see why. I can see. I can see why you're still with her. It's certainly not her personality.

[Ali]

I wonder, though, if friends are like, what a cool fun girl. Or friends are like, oh, poor thing, he's with a crazy one.

[Christy]

I think she sounds kind of fun.

[Tom]

They're all probably half.

[Josh]

Sounds to me like it was when it Rome, right?

[Chick]

Exactly.

[Ali]

Yeah.

[Christy]

And she'd never been before.

[Tom]

She didn't know, in this case, one in Sodom. How come Gamora gets. Gets off light in that?

[Christy]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick]

I don't think they do. They're always. Sometimes they're forgotten.

[Tom]

Yeah, but I mean, you shot him. He's got a whole category in the law.

[Chick]

Well, I know, but have you been Gamor? Maybe. Maybe Gamora was. Maybe Gamora was better. Maybe they like being forgotten.

[Tom]

Okay, I'm just saying we have time for one more letter from Ali Breen. What have you got, Ally?

[Ali]

Dear Allie, I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend and his best friend. If I tell him this, will he get mad and think I just want to have sex with his best friend? Because it's honestly not about that. I just think it would be really fun with the three of us.

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Josh]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick]

I think that, you know what? If you don't ask for it, you don't get it. Okay, Life seems pretty easy to me so far. How about if I just start having.

[Christy]

Three ways with my house, my boyfriend's best friend?

[Josh]

Alsman has a point though. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

[Christy]

It sure does.

[Josh]

You gotta say something if you really want it.

[Christy]

But how did I feel about that? He'd be okay if you suggested your best friend first and see how he.

[Chick]

Reacts and then go, no. How about your best friend, let's bring it to you.

[Ali]

Yeah, that's the way to bring it up. Jess is right.

[Chick]

Because if he's like, if you'd be.

[Ali]

Okay with it, then yeah, Tom and.

[Chick]

I are the same on this. We can't play zone. Gotta be one on one.

[Josh]

It's one. One on one with me. Yeah, but this is her. She's. She's wanting to play zone and she.

[Chick]

Well, then you go out. You a sick, twisted perv. Yeah, I doubt the relationship will last, but you might have fun for one night.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. Your whole life's gonna fall apart, but do it.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

And his friendship with his best friend.

[Chick]

How about this? Get addicted to something horrible. How about that?

[Tom]

Maybe we can combine this letter and the first letter where she went home and then the guy, the 50 year old guy in the basement and the mom knocks on the door and they go upstairs for breakfast. Now it's. Oh, I see Dave's with you too. Dave, I know you like sausages. I've got some for you. We'll make breakfast and I didn't know you had. I needed to make an extra breakfast. I'll make some flapjacks.

[Chick]

Flapjacks?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

An old lady might say that.

[Tom]

She's gonna think, hey, he just wants to have sex with my best friend. That's.

[Josh]

You don't know what he's gonna think until you bring it up.

[Ali]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Be prepared to have your relationship be over.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

As soon as you bring it up. Christie's. As soon as you bring it up, it's supposed to be.

[Josh]

Well, then find somebody who's willing to.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

You want to horror around. There's plenty of guys out there that'll be happy.

[Josh]

No judgment for me, lady.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much. Ally, are you on the. On the club circuit this weekend? What are you doing?

[Ali]

Yes, I'll be kicking around New York this weekend, but I'm on the road next weekend at the El Paso Comic Strip.

[Tom]

Oh.

[Ali]

Venue's in that area.

[Tom]

All right, well, thanks, Al. Once again, thanks, guys. A L L I B R E E. And find Ally on social media or Ali B on. I was gonna say on sexy time. No, on. On. Only fans. Thanks, Ally.

[Josh]

Bye.

[Chick]

El Paso. Healthy old lasso, anybody?

[Josh]

Yeah, that heads its place.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks. Right out my.

[Josh]

It's close. It's real. It's too close.

[Tom]

Maybe now the. The word asso was on the. That was on the cap. Yes, that was the Houston Astros. What do they call it? The overlay cap.

[Chick]

Oh, something like that. For new era. The brand new. Ha.

[Tom]

Those are so odd. We'll get to that in a minute. I want to review that.

[Josh]

Is that right?

[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Doing so. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Show. Been that kind of a show today.

[Josh]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Chick]

A little choppy.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

I'm tired. But it's a good kind of tired. Been out on the range all day.

[Christy]

There's Christy Lee battling the waves.

[Chick]

Jess Gman almost drowning a couple times.

[Tom]

Yeah, the ship. The whole ship didn't sink.

[Chick]

What?

[Christy]

Not yet.

[Josh]

No, it didn't.

[Chick]

Pat and Ace, Josh and Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

All right.

[Chick]

I believe when we started the show, Tom told me to go home.

[Christy]

He did?

[Tom]

You're fired.

[Chick]

It'll save me money.

[Tom]

I said quit.

[Chick]

Quit.

[Christy]

Why don't you? If he fires you, he has to pay you.

[Chick]

Want you to. Want you to.

[Christy]

Unemployment insurance.

[Chick]

You don't want that because he's a motivator of men.

[Tom]

Because you said you wanted to start smoking.

[Chick]

I did.

[Christy]

What's that got to do with you?

[Chick]

That was yesterday. I think I started. Is that today?

[Christy]

No, that was today.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

You said you wanted. You thought you needed a new bad habit.

[Christy]

I think you should replace place.

[Chick]

I've always wanted a picture of me in a pipe. Yeah, for my byline of my non existent newspaper column.

[Christy]

They don't inhale pipe smoke right about town.

[Josh]

You can, you can't. You.

[Chick]

You eventually end up ask Bob Zany about cigar smoke. You eventually end up in Haley.

[Christy]

Oh, yuck.

[Josh]

Bob Zany used to look like Paul Rudd. Five years of cigar smoke.

[Tom]

Yeah, it Went right. Wow. So you're implying that.

[Josh]

I'm implying he doesn't look like Paul Rudd anymore. Not at all.

[Tom]

In what way? Oh, you have painted yourself into a corner. You're done.

[Chick]

Where are we here? Are we doing dirty hats? Are we doing today in history? What are we doing here, bud?

[Tom]

I think we need to explain the dirty hat thing again. I think it's so funny.

[Chick]

New ERA has recently pulled one of their so called overlap Major League Baseball caps. Social media users pointed out that the mashup of logos accidentally spells out vulgar slang in Spanish language. According to the athletic. I can't recommend a pretty good follow the athletic. The overlap hats feature all 30 Major League Baseball teams with each franchise's logo superimposed over its word mark or their city. For instance, over the Texas Rangers logo, It's T E XAs. They have a giant T right where the X should be. And it looks like it spells tetas, which is Spanish for breasts. Not to mention the Houston Astros hat reads ass hoes. Oh, that's funny. And on and on and on.

[Tom]

How did they.

[Chick]

How did.

[Tom]

When they were doing this, someone didn't say, hey, by the way, that looks like it says ass hoes.

[Chick]

I'm telling you, if they. If they pull these and you can't get them anymore, it will be. It will cost them hundred hundreds of millions of dollars.

[Josh]

Yeah, keep selling them.

[Chick]

Yeah, people will buy the. I'll buy one. Which one?

[Josh]

I think I'd like Tatas is sold out as as of yesterday, but maybe they'll have more.

[Chick]

Right, right.

[Tom]

Wow. Okay.

[Chick]

And.

[Tom]

But this is a thing. This so called overlap or over the.

[Chick]

Cardinals is a little bumpy. It has Cardinals and then the STL over in the middle of the Cardinals.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean they look like a mess, but.

[Chick]

Right.

[Josh]

You know, if it's a fad, it's whatever.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

Okay. Are they doing it for the NFL as well?

[Josh]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick]

Don't know.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Washington. Washington.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Okay. Many with.

[Tom]

Many with. Let's just do a little bit of history, shall we?

[Chick]

All right.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

Today in history. March 12th. March 12th.

[Josh]

Chick, would you host a podcast called Hats and you just discuss hats?

[Chick]

Yes. Yes, I would. When I'd say hello, you have to have the brand of hat you prefer and the city you like the hat from. And I would like.

[Josh]

I would just like to hear you. You're listening to Hats.

[Chick]

You're listening to Hats. I'm your host.

[Tom]

Check a lot of. A lot of letters about Fez Week. Yes, we did find Several logoed fezes.

[Chick]

Don't do it without your fez, man.

[Tom]

This is a radio thing. Oh, 1933. I'll ask you, Wallsey. Okay, 1933, FDR broadcast famously.

[Christy]

What was it?

[Chick]

A Fireside Chat.

[Tom]

The Fireside Chat. Very good.

[Chick]

Which started as a murder mystery.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

It was a serialized. Couldn't feel how hot it was.

[Chick]

And Margaret's in the kitchen.

[Tom]

Is my wife into women?

[Chick]

We'll be right.

[Tom]

Oh, wait a minute. That wasn't the topic.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

Eleanor buried the beaver on this date. Oh, I wish I'd known. The Woolly Bully was released on this date in 65.

[Josh]

Man.

[Tom]

It's a great song by Sam the Sham and the Pharos. Ah, Still. Still a great, great song. A couple of other quick things. Birthday wise. 1922. Jack Kerouac. I'd like to recite from his famous novel, on the Road. The Road again. I just can't wait to get on the road. The life I love is making music with my friends. Wait a minute. That's not Jack here. Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Christy]

He needs to learn punctuation.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, try.

[Tom]

This is for you again. Or possibly Josh, because I think Ace probably knows this. Happy birthday, 1923. M. May Young.

[Josh]

May Young. I don't know. May.

[Chick]

Joe Young's mom.

[Tom]

The first female professional wrestler.

[Josh]

Oh, wow.

[Chick]

All the way. May. Oh, I don't know if that's her or not.

[Christy]

Mighty May.

[Tom]

I guess she was.

[Chick]

Was she the Fabulous Moolah?

[Tom]

I'm not sure.

[Chick]

Isn't that a female wrestler? I don't think so. You remember the Fabulous Moolah? No, the only.

[Josh]

You were telling me about a Russian female wrestler.

[Tom]

Oh, no, no, no. That was the.

[Chick]

That was her manager. Well, no, wait a minute. Hang on to her.

[Tom]

Was her manager right off.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yes, yes, he was. Mr. Titoff was her manager.

[Josh]

I see. I'm sorry.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. To.

[Josh]

Or was he the first man to wrestle a woman?

[Chick]

It's a little choppy.

[Josh]

Maybe that's the way to go.

[Tom]

Oh, that'd be a much better joke.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. Good luck with this one. 1940. 46. Liza Minnelli.

[Chick]

There's a. It looks like a pretty good documentary on out. A brand new one.

[Josh]

Really?

[Chick]

Right now? Yeah. Liza with a Z or something. I'm not sure.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh]

A sex symbol to anyone.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, yeah. To the gay community.

[Chick]

Cabaret.

[Josh]

But they wouldn't look at her and go, I want to have sex with Arthur.

[Christy]

Cute little pixie cat. She had Cabaret. She was Cute.

[Chick]

She was great on Arrested Development. I know that.

[Josh]

Yes, yes, yes, you're right. Mocking her.

[Tom]

Okay, this one's for Josh.

[Josh]

Hi.

[Tom]

Happy birthday. 1946. Frank Welker.

[Josh]

Oh, Scooby Doo. Yes, Scooby Doo.

[Chick]

There's a lot of voices.

[Josh]

Many other cartoons. Yeah, that guy's probably worth $40 million.

[Tom]

Happy birthday. Do you suppose they told him to do that?

[Chick]

Maybe.

[Tom]

Or did he come up with that himself?

[Chick]

Scooby Dooby Doo.

[Tom]

You know, the. The rock with all the r's.

[Josh]

Was he the original Scooby? I mean, that guy's not that old.

[Chick]

I don't know.

[Tom]

You got me. Happy birthday. James Taylor, the great singer songwriter.

[Chick]

I'll tell you what I. I was recently yesterday morning.

[Tom]

Let me know you his mosh pit. People really going at it.

[Chick]

Hey, it's.

[Josh]

It's way more violent than you'd think.

[Christy]

Yeah, but the wheelchairs get in the way.

[Tom]

Oh, dare you.

[Chick]

Wheelchairs in the mosh pit.

[Josh]

Oh, dear.

[Tom]

Oh, finally. Coca Cola, bottled for the first time in the state in 1894.

[Josh]

Now with more cocaine.

[Tom]

Thank you. Thank you very much. We want to say thanks and tomorrow will be a better day. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

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[Ali]

Oh, I think I was angry with.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Yeah, I mean, I get it.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

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It's talk ville talk.

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