The BOB & TOM Show - March 12, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show - March 12, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | Cumulus Podcast Network

Date: March 12, 2026

Main Theme: Classic BOB & TOM – A fast-paced, joke-heavy roundtable featuring guest comedian Rodney Carrington, listener letters, sports and news headlines, food fads, and comedic banter about everything from strip clubs to pigeon-plagued apartments.

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode of the BOB & TOM Show delivers the show's trademark blend of irreverent comedy, sports commentary, listener mail, and absurd observations about modern culture and everyday life. The regular cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, and Ace Cosby—are joined in the first segment by comedian Rodney Carrington, who sets the tone with his unique brand of observational humor.

Other topics include: an oddball sandwich popularized by Jeff Daniels, outrageously expensive ski helmets, food trend failures, unique insurance claims, and a 99-year-old dad who just helped his 80-year-old son score free oysters. The momentum is driven by lively banter, a barrage of one-liners, and the group riffing off listener emails and odd stories from around the world.

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DETAILED SEGMENT BREAKDOWN

1. [00:21] Rodney Carrington Segment: Strip Clubs & Disney

• Theme: Rodney Carrington shares stories about overpaying at Disney World and a memorable visit to Orlando's "Booby Trap" bar.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “I spent $3,000, stood in line 14 hours, rode three rides. Not real sure, but I think I got screwed on that deal.” — Rodney Carrington (00:23)
  • “The building is the shape of two big ol’ boobies. It’s like a Wizard of O bars for grown men, you know?” — Rodney Carrington (00:47)
• Running Jokes: How you can’t lie to your woman about going to a bar, escalating details of what (and who) gets lost at the club.

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2. [03:09] Gentlemen’s Clubs in the News & Sports Desk

• Strip Club Promotions and NBA/ATMOSPHERE:
  • The group jokes about NBA players frequenting Atlanta's Magic City club, the NBA shutting down a strip club promotion, and Tom’s experiences at "Rachel’s" (a strip club with legit fine dining).
• Sandwich Taste Test Tease: Introduction of Jeff Daniels’ “weird but favorite” sandwich to be tried on-air.
• Oscars & Movie Banter: Predictions for the Academy Awards and Tom’s pick of "Train Dreams" as his personal 2025 favorite.
  • “If Sinners wins, expect a full-out civil war.” – Josh Arnold (05:35)
  • “What’s Train Dreams about? Is it about a train?” – Chick McGee (06:04)

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3. [07:33] Listener Letters: Buttered Saltines and Genetic Fruits

• Listener Disputes: Email debate over which side of a saltine cracker to butter (salt side or not?).
  • “Did you ever have your saltine buttered? … Especially on the underside.” — Josh Arnold (08:37)
• Bizarre Food Hybrids: Discussion of "grapples" (grape-flavored apples) and other engineered produce like “grape that tastes like cotton candy.”
• Outlandish Food Item Reviews: Upcoming taste test for Buffalo Wild Wings' espresso martini/protein drink.

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4. [10:06] Offbeat News & Health Myths

• Martini Holidays & Food Mashups: Introduction to “Espresso Martini Day” and new chain restaurant cocktails.
• Odd Listeners' Tastes: Review of ranch dressing milkshakes and listener reactions—most describing the taste as “awful runny,” causing near-vomiting (28:05).
• Classic and Recent Wellness Fads (48:44): The team reminisces (and mocks) past wellness trends including Dr. Scholl’s exercise sandals, Earth shoes, sauna suits, the Thighmaster, ShakeWeight, and the infamous Olestra "Wow" chips (notorious for causing "anal leakage").
  • “Say what you want about the Thigh Master—Chick and I are on board—the best part of the chicken.” — Tom Griswold (51:41)

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5. [19:22] Falling Objects & Insurance Claims

• NASA & Space Junk: Anxiety over debris from NASA’s Van Allen spacecraft reentering Earth.
  • “You are so paranoid about getting hit by space junk.” — Christy Lee (19:45)
• Homeowner’s Insurance Knowledge: Yes, you’re covered if a meteor hits your house—generally “falling object” coverage even means satellites, meteorites, and tree limbs.

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6. [25:41] Musical Tributes & Old Interviews

• Pat Godwin’s “Unt Meteorite” Song: A German-themed parody tribute to meteorites crashing into homes (25:41).
• Listener Finds Old 26yo Interview with Warren Zevon: In-studio live “Werewolves of London” performance memory.

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7. [30:00] Mailbag Highlights & Local Legends

• Bigfoot Sightings & Town Name Pronunciation: Corrections from listeners, e.g. “Mantua” is pronounced “Manaway.”
• Walk-Up Music in Sports: Banter on pre-game headphones, walk-out music in various sports, and sports trash talk riffs.

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8. [39:47] Email Bag & Absurd History

• Penny-farthing Deaths: Debate over how dangerous the antique high-wheel bicycle was; the crowd’s statistical speculation.
• Chuck Norris Jokes: A parade of classic “Chuck Norris Facts” in honor of his recent birthday; met with both enthusiasm and exasperation.

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9. [47:17] Jeff Daniels’ Sandwich Tasting

• Ingredients: Pita pocket, creamy peanut butter, Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce, cheddar sour cream Ruffles.
• Reactions: Mostly positive; several suggest adding bacon, ham, or more salt. “This is nothing I’ll make again, but it is good.” — Josh Arnold (100:06)

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10. [72:11] Food/Taste Test & News: Weird Cocktails, Oysters & Great Tits (the BIRD)

• Buffalo Wild Wings’ Espresso Protini: Boozy, protein-packed, rimmed with dry rub—everyone agrees: “I’d try it!” (73:13)
• 80yo Son, 99yo Dad Get Free Oysters: An Alabama family finally claims a restaurant’s decades-old “man 80yo with his father eats free oysters” challenge.
  • “Jimmy turned 80, dad’s 99…The ultimate Onion headline: Old man’s son also old man.” — Josh Arnold (87:12)
• Oxford’s Great Tit Project: 75+ years studying the British bird species “great tit,” and how they sing “out of date tunes” as they age.
  • “This is like people—your jam is whatever you got into as a teenager.” — Chick McGee (104:33)
• Pat Godwin Ballad: “If Barbara O’Bryan’s Boobs Were Booze” (109:00, recurring joke)

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11. [126:27] Modern Food Wars & Taco Bell Menu

• Taco Bell News: Nacho Fries become a permanent menu item; anticipated new offerings range from spicy dusted nuggets to dessert crunchwraps.
• Custom Taco Bell Orders: Cast members reveal personal hacks and maximum spend stories (“$37 for two at Taco Bell”—Tom).

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12. [139:18] News: Arrested Doordash Driver, Pigeon-Infested Apartment, and Blue Man Scare

• Cops Complete Doordash Delivery: Police finish a delivery after arresting the driver—surprising customer gets their food anyway.
• Man Turns Blue—Hospital Mystery: A Derbyshire man wakes up blue from head to toe; eventually realized it was dye from unwashed navy-blue sheets.
• Apartment Overtaken by Pigeons: Russian miner returns after three years to find his apartment a literal “pigeon palace” caked with guano.

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NOTABLE & FUNNY MOMENTS / QUOTES

• “Big, tall, blonde, big women. I damn near threw up. [At strip club] Whole time I was in there I was thinking about you.” – Rodney Carrington (01:44)
• “I want to know what those dudes did…they look, like, 50, and’s all his.” — Jess Hooker on the Alabama oyster-eating family (88:22)
• “You know what I want for my steak? May cause anal leakage.” — Tom Griswold (53:12) on Olestra “WOW” chips
• “Cash and dash. Also you like it?” – Chick McGee & Tom Griswold on better names for strip club thieves (92:45, 98:01)
• “I’ve never been a boob man and I don’t mean to objectify.” — Pat Godwin (109:10) in his “Barbara O’Bryan’s Boobs Were Booze” song
• [On the “Tit Project”]: “I hope the research group had t-shirts.” — Chick McGee (104:47)

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RUNNING GAGS & CALLBACKS

• Tom’s obsession with Liza Minnelli’s biography and movie-voice actor debates.
• Persistent references to “cash and dash” and alternate, risqué names for strip club theft.
• Trash-talking and sarcasm about each other’s food tastes, sports takes, and personal quirks (like Tom’s shoe-tightening techniques and lint-rolling).
• Recurrence of “anal leakage” jokes linked to Olestra chips.
• Puns on the bird “great tits” and gentle innuendo.
• Song parodies by Pat Godwin in varying musical genres and levels of taste.

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SELECTED TIMESTAMPS FOR MAJOR SEGMENTS

• 00:21 Rodney Carrington opening monologue & strip club stories
• 03:09 Strip club news, NBA promotion, sports desk
• 04:41 Jeff Daniels sandwich preview
• 07:33 Mailbag: Saltine butter argument & food mashups
• 10:06 Letters: Engineered fruits, martini day
• 19:22 News: NASA, meteor debris, insurance
• 25:41 Pat Godwin's meteorite song & Zevon anecdote
• 30:00 Listener letters, Bigfoot and sports music
• 39:47 Mailbag: Penny-farthing, Chuck Norris jokes
• 47:17 Jeff Daniels sandwich tasting: team reactions
• 72:11 BWW Espresso Protini, oyster story, “Great Tit” bird study
• 87:11 Alabama father/son oyster accomplishment
• 109:00 Pat Godwin’s ballad: “If Barbara’s Boobs Were Booze”
• 126:27 Taco Bell menu discussion, big spending orders
• 139:18 Cop-assisted Doordash, blue man, pigeon-apartment horror

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CLOSING REMARKS

This episode stands out for its relentless pace, sharp group chemistry, and rapid pivoting from sports to sex jokes, parody songs, and wry observations about food and modern living. The cast’s willingness to riff and digress is the show’s strength, as they wring laughs from odd real-life stories, listener emails, and their own insecurities. For anyone missing the BOB & TOM Show’s full variety—this episode is a perfect sampler, embodying the show's classic blend of silliness, satire, and subversive wisdom.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Rodney Carrington is our guest.

[Rodney Carrington]

I was in Orlando, Florida here recently. I went to Disney world. I spent $3,000, I stood in line for 14 hours and rode three rides.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Rodney Carrington]

Not real sure, but I think I got screwed on that deal. I ass was a little sore when I left the Magic Kingdom that afternoon. Also went to a little. Can you say bar?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Rodney Carrington]

Yeah, we went to a place down there called the Booby Trap.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's famous.

[Rodney Carrington]

That's exactly what the hell that was, a booby trap. And I tell you, I've never been so happy to see a place in all my life. The building is in the shape of two big old boobies and it's like a Wizard of O bars for grown men, you know. We pulled up to it, I just got out of the truck, I skipped

[Tom Griswold]

up to the door.

[Rodney Carrington]

Little midget answered. He said, can I help you? I said, we here to see the Wizard.

[Christy Lee]

Is she here?

[Rodney Carrington]

Oh my God, she was. She had two big old friends with her and I kind of like that. I tell you. You know one thing you can't do is lie to your woman. When you've been to a bar, you can't do it. You can't do it.

[Al Jackson]

Where you been?

[Rodney Carrington]

How much money did you spend? $9,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's the car?

[Rodney Carrington]

They got that too. Where's your clothes? Hell, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's she? I thought she was you.

[Rodney Carrington]

You become number in hell, don't you? Then later on it'll all clear off. You know, y' all be laying in bed together and she'll ask you, well,

[Tom Griswold]

did you like it? Oh God no.

[Rodney Carrington]

It was awful. Big, tall, blonde, big women. I damn near threw up. Whole time I was in there I

[Josh Arnold]

was thinking about you.

[Pat Godwin]

I love you, baby.

[Rodney Carrington]

They got a place where I live in Tulsa. They there a bar that'll come get you if you need a ride. They got like a little truck, got two big old on top sirens. They'll pull up in your driveway. Truck.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Pull around the block and I'll run through the house.

[Rodney Carrington]

Well,

[Tom Griswold]

drop my pen. Doesn't bode well for today's broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's going to be good though. Cuz I made a three pointer in the green room. No kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's the mom and Tom show

[Chick McGee]

and it was a big three pointer. It was a huge thing of milk that was empty.

[Tom Griswold]

So it could have gone anywhere and the milk would have flown all over the room.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was empty. But I heaved it up and I was hoping for nothing but net, but it went off the backboard.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

You mean. I mean the wall. So what I'm saying is we're gonna have a good show.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee at the orange and souls.com sports desk. That was a little bit of Rodney Carrington talking about the now defunct booby trap in Orlando. Coming up, a story from another so called gentleman's club. Is it Rachel's in Florida? I know. I believe it's called the rain or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I ate at Rachel's because it's listed on the Michelin five star restaurant guide or something. It's supposed to and it was pretty good food.

[Chick McGee]

That's a so called strip club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And where is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to say Tampa. Ish. I see around there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we did have a new story about the Atlanta Hawks had planned a special promotion involving the Magic City strip club.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the NBA put the kibosh on that.

[Tom Griswold]

What would the kids say about it? Their favorite NBA player going to. Not now, LeBron, please. Oh yeah, LeBron's in the back with Taffy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy, she is good though.

[Tom Griswold]

Taffy can pull it for a price.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's exactly what this new story will be about when we get to it. Okay, now many of your letters are coming in. We always appreciate that you can reach us Bob and [e-mail] Coming up today, I believe we're going to try a sandwich that has hit the Internet from a friend of the show. Actor Jeff Daniels was talking about an odd sandwich he created that's now his favorite involves potato chips, pita bread, some kind of sauce and I forget what else is in it.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet baby rays, peanut butter and potato chips. Right? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sour.

[Christy Lee]

Sour cream and onion.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna ruffles. We're gonna try those today here in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you haven't tried newsroom on HBO with with Jeff Daniels it's it's worth a watch three seasons. Boom, boom, boom.

[Chick McGee]

He's, he's. Everything he's in is usually pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Dumb and dumber of course kind of going against type. Something wild, a great movie from a few decades ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he in a movie about an R.V.

[Josh Arnold]

josh doesn't he called R.V.

[Tom Griswold]

it's called R.V.

[Josh Arnold]

i. It's Robin Williams and he's. He's. Yeah. They're two patriarchs and they take their families on trips. Laugh free for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I know some. There are people who enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Now coming up, the Academy Awards. There'll be a lot of Oscars.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Conan o' Brien will be your host. Am I getting there?

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And if sinners loses, expect a full out civil war.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We already have one war going.

[Tom Griswold]

And if sinners.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this will be on American soil.

[Chick McGee]

Is that going to make gas prices go up?

[Tom Griswold]

If wins, I'm going to be very sad because it was not the best movie I saw last year.

[Chick McGee]

What was the best movie you saw?

[Tom Griswold]

Train Dreams.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I just saw that far and away beautiful movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I know nothing about it. What is. Oh, oh, yeah. Gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be hard to explain to you because you have to sit down.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sitting right now. You can tell me what it's about. Is it about a train?

[Tom Griswold]

You. Yeah. Yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It has dreams and aspirations and you

[Chick McGee]

know, choo choo or bridal gown.

[Tom Griswold]

Choo choo. And right at the end, Greg Almond makes an appearance. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll enjoy it.

[Pat Godwin]

Little feet does a soundtrack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now they're lying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what was your. Just sit there through the whole movie.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you won't. How do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, that's unfair. I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's absolutely fair.

[Christy Lee]

I think you would enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what's fair. I tell you who's out of order.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

You're out of order.

[Pat Godwin]

It's atmospheric. There is some space to it. I don't think you're going to like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, there's some time to take some breaths.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can think about it. I don't have a lot of time on my.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. Clock is ticking. When are you going to stop watching movies?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not critical of them. You're, you're just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not critical of them. Hey, somebody opened the door so his tongue can jump out of his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

You're the one that brought up a movie you think is overrated.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was that? Oh, Centers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna win everything. Now I think we can get to a little bit of mail.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

this is a letter about something that has started an argument that I have never considered.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never considered arguing about it?

[Chick McGee]

No, I never even thought about this. But we'll get to it in a second. This comes to us from the upper peninsula of Michigan. I listened to your show on the podcast while traveling all across the country trying to fix lots of problems. A little community called Topaz not far from Marquette is where I have settled. I've listened to you guys for 25 years. Let's see. We have never had an argument. Oh, this is my wife of 16 years. The only thing we've argued about is which side of the cracker do you butter? The side with the salt. She says, no, the side with the salt.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that was an option.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear her side of this. She says the other side.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't been buttering crackers. This is a whole new world.

[Josh Arnold]

Butter on a saltine is really something great.

[Chick McGee]

I I'm with you, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You've never buttered a saltine before.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

You probably never had a saltine.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Tom had a saltine.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Hey, Tom. You ever have your saltine buttered? You know what I mean? It's not bad.

[Al Jackson]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially on the underside.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I I that's where all the nerves are, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Underside of your underside of your saltine, I think is what it means. I'm so confused. You put butter on saltine cracker.

[Al Jackson]

You can.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. It's pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

It. Yeah, it's a fat white trash thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was fat and white trash.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like it's not unlike sugar bread.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

More sugar on your rice. Do you remember doing that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or rice pudding. Whiskey in your water. But all these crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Does she explain why she no his wife?

[Chick McGee]

There's no explanation. It says this is the only thing they've ever argued about.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting. Yeah. I would go with the top.

[Christy Lee]

I would go at the top too.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she like it on top?

[Chick McGee]

She's talking about her salt. Must you

[Tom Griswold]

show pony? That's what I want.

[Christy Lee]

She wants the butter on the bottom. Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the whip.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I need butter on the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need butter at all.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't need it. But it's Good. It's tasty.

[Chick McGee]

All right, this comes to us from Leroy. He said, I was listening to your show.

[Tom Griswold]

Leroy, boy, where are you?

[Chick McGee]

A little bit of a Todd Rungren

[Tom Griswold]

Rapid Roy that stock car boy.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me, where was I?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Jim Croce.

[Chick McGee]

You were talking about the tomatoes. Okay. We had a story about tomatoes a couple days ago that have been genetically grown to smell like popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Which I. I don't get it. I'm not sure why they're doing this, but I guess they were taking a break from cancer research to figure this one out. Maybe there's some something for food growth elsewhere. Who knows? He goes, I went to my Kroger a couple years ago. They had something called grapples.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard of that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if it's pronounced grapples or grapels because it's a combination of grapes and apples. They were apples that tasted like grapes. Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

I've seen those.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't there one that the. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't there Craisins and there's a grape

[Christy Lee]

that tastes like cotton candy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone want to take this?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, where are you going with that?

[Josh Arnold]

He was looking at me, so it must be, oh, Josh will finally eat a grape.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be something like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, why were you staring right at me and laughing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just thought the setup was sort of implied. That would be like. Chrissy. Chrissy.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, oh. Now we can go down that road all day. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean it tastes like cranberries.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, what other things can we combine that might.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I was a little lost.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. It really is hard to pronounce.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't come quadrab at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

Ass that tastes like vanilla. Call it plessy. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I'm. We'll have to move on here. Also coming up, we have someone who's actually tried one of these things. We always get these stories about the latest thing from various restaurants. Today it's a. In honor of some martini holiday coming up. Yeah, Buffalo Wild Wings has come up with their own martini.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a martini holiday?

[Christy Lee]

It's espresso martini day today. No, March 15th.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's ramping up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There was a thing we had a couple weeks ago with the wolf. Great Wolf Lodge.

[Tom Griswold]

We have it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the ranch dressing, the ranch dressing milkshake. We had a guy try one.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an email from a listener about that. That lodge.

[Chick McGee]

And I got one, too.

[Christy Lee]

I love espresso martinis. I'm not gonna lie. I bet you a nice espresso martini after dinner. Perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Don't want to keep you up all night.

[Christy Lee]

Well, usually it's on the weekend and maybe I want to be up all night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, she likes it on top.

[Christy Lee]

I like my husband. We enjoy it each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Those of you looking for the definition of a loaded statement, that was it.

[Pat Godwin]

Like my husband implying that we don't like our pizza.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

How come these cranberries taste like tuna fish? Well, it's new. Crissy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he could have gone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he couldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he could have gone a lot worse. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the candy runs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can combine those.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, where was I? Oh, I know. I was thinking about my feet because.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you are?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I gotta walk around a lot today. Oh, got a bunch of stuff coming up. And that's why I'm a big fan of the orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

How many steps do you average a day, do you think?

[Jess Hooker]

Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Over 10,000.

[Tom Griswold]

10,000? It depends.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you're close to 10K.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah. And with dogs you're always walking.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

I went for a really long walk two days ago. Check local listings. It was a nice day to walk.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're wondering. If you're wondering how Tom walks, it's just like Groucho and duck soup. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. I'm Gary. If I'm carrying something in here quickly. That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about that. If you're just walking 10,000 steps a day, that's a lot to ask of your feet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about the people who are on their feet all day. It might be you. Teachers, hospital workers, concrete poorers. They can't sit and do it. No way. Construction workers. You know that you are on your feet all the time. And guess what? Arches collapse. Heels ache, knees complain. I don't want to be a knee anymore. You'll be a knee and like it. Lower backs tighten up. Most people just go, well, I'm getting older. This is what happens. Not necessarily. Your feet could be having some issues. That's where orange insoles come in. Deliver rigid arch support. They do not collapse by lunchtime. Not like those silly lasagna noodles of shoe liners you've got right now. Get something with some support. Maybe a deep heel cup that cradles your heel and absorbs shock naturally. They help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue. That means at the end of the day, you're going to have far less of this. That was somebody sitting down after my feet hurt.

[Chick McGee]

But at least they smell.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

How come noses can run and feet can smell? Isn't that weird?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you upside down?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't say free shipping too loud. People may take advantage. Yes, because they, they're not expecting it. Coming up, comedian Al Jackson. Coming up, comedian Jeff. Sorry. Coming up, actor Jeff Daniels in his favorite sandwich, which is sort of a comedic thing. We have an odd story coming out of a strip club, an event that I didn't think would happen. I thought they had protocols to prevent that sort of thing. You'll see. Plus a really interesting thing about orgasms and the ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

What's, what's that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. And we never got to this yesterday from Oxford University, the great Tit Project.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It involves birds, of course, and we've got to get to that. It's the, the, the Wyndham Woods Great Tit project. So stick around for that. I'm very excited about it. We are reporting for duty from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Okay, let's be honest. Phone plans are now ridiculously expensive. If you're tired of spending crazy money on high wireless bills, bogus fees and so called free perks that cost you more in the long run, it might be time to ditch back big wireless. Hey, give a premium wireless plan from mint mobile for 15 bucks a month a try.

[Christy Lee]

Stop overpaying for wireless just because that's how it's always been. Mint exists purely to fix that. For just 15 bucks a month, you could save hundreds compared to those other guys.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop [e-mail] BobandTom that's Mint Mobile. Mint mobile.com BobandTom upfront payment of 45 bucks for a 3 month 5 gigabyte plan is required, equivalent to $15 a month new customer offer for first 3 months only. Then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See Mint Mobile for all the details.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got her, she's got her seafaring vest on today. Yeah, I'm back to cold your striped shirt. There you go. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

And his brown corduroy.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about brown?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd rather talk about corduroy. You heard about those corduroy short shirts? They're making headlines.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the pillowcases were.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you're wearing your shirt on your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, unless you were laying on your. Hello, Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

It's really. In this show. You can't expect all these jokes to be. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, no. No. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

So many jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I put us up way at the top of attempts per hour.

[Chick McGee]

We try now.

[Christy Lee]

Someone's got a stick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, yesterday we were talking about objects falling from the sky.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And like a meteorite. A couple days ago we mentioned that NASA was reminding us that a giant object was going to be falling from the sky. I made the point that they're concerned that in the next several years there are several thousand objects, several thousand orbiting the Earth.

[Christy Lee]

You are so paranoid about getting hit by some space junk.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it happens every now and then. The big concern is that an aircraft, commercial aircraft, might be struck by a, you know, softball size hunk of metal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that's, it's a real thing. And we had a meteorite, a really cool one in, in Europe over the weekend. There's some great video of this thing it was sort of at dawn and you can see this thing's. You can see how in ancient times people would freak out. Sure looks like a. Looks like the UFOs are landing. But NASA reported that we're all. We're all okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. NASA's Van Allen Probe A has now fallen back to Earth. It confirmed a re entry on Wednesday morning, nearly 14 years after it was launched to studies Earth's radiation belts. Most of the 1300 pound spacecraft burned up during reentry over the Pacific with only small pieces potentially surviving the descent. NASA reports the odds of being hit by debris were 1 in 4,200. Approach win.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Van Allen.

[Chick McGee]

Probably better than Powerball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably infinitely better than.

[Christy Lee]

Is still in orbit and is not expected to reenter Earth's atmosphere until sometime after 2030.

[Chick McGee]

I mean that's not. What is it? I'm sorry, was one in how many?

[Christy Lee]

4,200 according to.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not. Wear a helmet. Scary.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

If it were like 1 and 2.

[Christy Lee]

Please start wearing a helmet.

[Chick McGee]

You'd wear a helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you like what's the.

[Christy Lee]

Wear a helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

When in common. Garden State. Natalie It. Natalie Portman, whoever the girl is at Garden State, she wears a helmet all the time. Please do that. Can you start that and make. Make it appear normal. And if anyone asks you about it, you get unreasonably angry. That would be.

[Chick McGee]

So there are people for various reasons that do have to wear well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring that into it. Wow. Talk about yanking the comedy car into a ditch.

[Chick McGee]

Like it wasn't as bad as headlines.

[Josh Arnold]

Wearing a corduroy shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Even if that's not a bad joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a trial.

[Josh Arnold]

Even if there's so much space junk up there eventually that it becomes 1 in 100 you. I bet we'll start to see fashionable helmets. We'll start. You know, Louis Vuitton will get in on the helmet game because they will be so popular.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm surprised because now I would say 98% of skiers wear helmets. With good reason, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but what if it hits your shoulder? You're going to need a big umbrella.

[Chick McGee]

No, but my point. I want to go back to Josh's point. I am surprised. Maybe I'm not aware of this. They do that if helmets that if ski helmets. If they haven't come up with. Because they're always looking for ways for skiers to spend more money. Which seems impossible. Usually buying the lift ticket involves a second mortgage.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you must remember Skylab and the Last great helmet. Brew. Haha. It could be falling at any time. Remember this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but there are really thousands of satellites that are going to start.

[Christy Lee]

I can get you a Gucci head ski helmet.

[Chick McGee]

How much?

[Christy Lee]

$850 Louis Vuitton $2,400.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not joking.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine have that logo on it or.

[Christy Lee]

This one's all black. I don't know if it's. Yeah. Logo is okay imprinted, you don't see it, but it's really unnecessary. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think if I were doing. If I were doing triage. The guy with the Louis Vuitton helmet, he's last.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care if he's got a. His balls.

[Christy Lee]

They also have goggles too, if you'd like that.

[Chick McGee]

No, thank you. But that reminds me, Pat, you got your guitar out. We also had the great meteor story the other day. And in. In the case of this. This meteor did in fact hit a.

[Christy Lee]

Hit a house.

[Chick McGee]

Hit a house. It. And it landed in a bedroom. But there was nobody in that bedroom at the time.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So I wanted to know, are you covered if a meteorite hits your house?

[Christy Lee]

And did you find out?

[Chick McGee]

I did. This is sort of a generic answer. Usually yes. It typically comes under the homeowner's insurance under a category called falling objects, which oddly enough includes aircraft debris, satellites or space debris, meteorites and trees. Tree limbs. Good.

[Christy Lee]

It's good to know.

[Chick McGee]

But the tree thing's really complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't get.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I had a thing involving a tree on my property.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That fell down and knocked over a fence. Blah, blah, blah. It's too boring to explain. But yeah, that gets that. And that varies like state to state who's responsible in any event. So if you're. If you do get. If your house gets hit by a meteorite, you're covered. Now I don't know if your life insurance covers that. I would think so. I would think, once again, the odds. Pretty slim.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of getting hit by a chunk of Skylab without your helmet on. But Pat, you have a tribute to the joys that are with what happened in Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Christine?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Some of the details were I think blew a hole in somebody's roof.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And landed in someone's bedroom. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Wake up in the morning with und hollense roof. Like a bombed out village in 1939. Oh no, it's und meteorite. Seeing flames in the sky brings back such memories. Would you like you to forget? But the world remembers these. Oh, No, I swear to God. It's unt meteorite. It blew up Zebir hall but toasted the bratz. I like mine with sauerkraut. Oh, no. It's spicy mustard tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Nice little tribute.

[Pat Godwin]

I started off reggae and realizes German song.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

That was one of the first reggae hits.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think, if not the first.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's the first, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What was the band?

[Tom Griswold]

I heard the. I heard reggae first time. Desmond Decker and the Aces.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I can see clearly now, I think came after that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Nash.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song. But. Yeah, the Israelites, which that's based on. If you're unfamiliar with it, give it a listen. It's a great song. Now we get back to the mailbag. What have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show pacifically. Tom. My name's Will. I live in Sun River, Oregon. Oh, beautiful country.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get this straight. Tom doesn't have time to program his car, but he has time to read the latest review of Liza Minnelli's new book? Hey, Tom, why not read a book on time management?

[Chick McGee]

I got one. I just haven't had time to get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Will from Oregon. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Oregon. We just. We. That book came out the other day and I did read the review. It was pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, apparently, Eliza.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna read it, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Eliza's been married four times.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Primarily to gay men.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna read it.

[Chick McGee]

I think you'd pick up on that recommendation.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll wait for the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would play Liza, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Sydney Sweeney?

[Josh Arnold]

Mario Cantone? That guy kills me with that impression.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy who did Mary Todd on Broadway? He'd be good.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget that was a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great Mary. Exclamation points or something. It's real. It's evidently been hailed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like modern.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Named after Tony Curtis.

[Chick McGee]

This comes from the home of the great wolf Lodge, Mason, Ohio, which has the. The real Eiffel Tower. I thought you guys would be curious. I don't know if you've heard from anybody. I bought my daughter and some friends the ranch milkshake. The ranch dressing milkshake that was getting some publicity a couple weeks ago. The taste actually wasn't too bad. We couldn't get past the texture. However, it was very runny, like a diluted lukewarm vanilla shake with half a cup of ranch.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna Throw up in my mouth.

[Chick McGee]

I swished it around the cup. It was kind of nasty. There you go. There's a picture of it and it's. It has. It's. It's like one of those Bloody Marys with all kinds of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a cucumber, there's a cherry tomato. It looks like chicken nuggets.

[Chick McGee]

Three chicken nuggets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Chives for days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I see a pepperoncio.

[Chick McGee]

Pepper, not everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Pepperoncini.

[Pat Godwin]

Pepperoncio, I say.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, a pepperoni.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pronounced per part like that.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Yeah, I just heard. Oh, this is interesting. A 26 year old interview with Warren Zon. What? From our show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, from here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, when Warren was in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

We got to dig that up. Apparently it played on 24. 7.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he amicable?

[Chick McGee]

It's great. And he actually played Werewolves of London.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

He typically does. He. He said I never do this. But he. Whatever mood struck him.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

We got to dig that up. He did Werewolves of London live here in the studio. He was great. You know him pretty well, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I worked with him quite a bit. Yeah, because he lived right by our radio station in Philly. He was dating one of our DJs, so I got to hang out with him a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I took a waitress home like I always do.

[Pat Godwin]

He was very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

He's cool, man.

[Chick McGee]

Send lawyers, guns and money.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got to play that with him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Did he sing the S word?

[Announcer]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Who were you? Lawyers, guns or money?

[Pat Godwin]

I was not lawyers.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you.

[Pat Godwin]

I was guns.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have money.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not money.

[Pat Godwin]

We know my role.

[Tom Griswold]

Make all the decisions when it happens.

[Chick McGee]

That's from a paramedic, Dwight, in Detroit. All right, thanks for listening in Detroit. We certainly appreciate that. Now back to you, dear Bob and Top show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, wonderful people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Angela. I was listening to the show this morning, meaning yesterday morning. And with great interest to the Bigfoot sightings. The sighting was very close to our house. My husband and I live near M A N T U A. And I believe you said.

[Josh Arnold]

I said Mantua. I don't know what. Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Angela says. And she lives close to there. It's pronounced man away.

[Josh Arnold]

Man away.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well that sounds like a. Sounds like a spray sold at a lesbian bookstore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes it does.

[Chick McGee]

You need manay. Are you tired of getting hit on by men?

[Announcer]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You need man.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know what?

[Chick McGee]

Butch up with man

[Pat Godwin]

and you'll be closer to fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think you're not butching off? Well. And then she says it's Manaway. P.S. i listen between 6 to 7:30am Eastern. I get in my car to drive to work and then I listen from 7:45 to 8:30 Eastern.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. What are you wearing today?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Angela, you don't have to read everything, you know. We got you, Angela. She's from Cleveland, Tom. That's why she's overly verbose. Evidently. Citizens from Cleveland talk.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, she's an attorney. I take it all back, Angie.

[Chick McGee]

You're hot and lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much for.

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily in that order.

[Chick McGee]

Taking the. Taking the time to write. Dear Bob and Tom 2007. While in the army I was forced to attend a warrior leadership course in Fort Richardson, Alaska.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it okay if I'm in charge for a while? Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Every morning in our paper thin barracks, my flip phone would wake me up to the tune of I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister. Oh boy. It became our battle cry for everything we did.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Our instructors hated us to win. One particular instructor. I hope she's listening. Please shut your face. There you go. Well, thank you very much. I certainly appreciate your. Your letter.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to ride.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We were talking about walk up music most prominent in baseball. The perfect sport for it. Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You got.

[Chick McGee]

Although wouldn't that be kind of cool if it did that in golf?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because golf is so they just won't but you.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, that's another. They could.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be somebody on the tour who's still nervous when they got to get up in front of a gallery.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine you'll notice obviously with either football even. I've noticed this in tennis. They'll walk to the area where the event's going to take place with headphones on.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

See it all the time. Just to keep.

[Josh Arnold]

Saw a bunch in the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Just to kind of keep their private space in their head.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder, in golf, could you wear headphones while playing?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's so much chatter between.

[Tom Griswold]

There's so many rules.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because didn't they try to make bowling a little more exciting to watch by.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried.

[Chick McGee]

They had. They had. They. Remember they put bleachers along the lane.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They wanted Pete Weber, I guess to trash talk. And there's a famous viral video of him screaming, who's the man, I'm the man. Stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I can't find your mother. I can't find your mother. She spread eagled over the drying fan for your hands at lane seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That took an interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I like when we get little peeks into Tom's fantasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you like that, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Something like. Yeah, your mom saw me with my shirt off and she's got to go dry herself off. She's spread eagle. Spread eagled above the hand dryer in lane seven. See what happened, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

The seven year ten. The seven ten year split itch. You can see what I was trying to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Your mom saw me. She got so wet, I had to put sandbags around her.

[Chick McGee]

You think a 710 split's hard? You should have seen her. No, wait. Well, never mind. I think I might. I could write some good bowler's trash talk.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. As a kid, when you saw that thing that Marilyn Monroe standing over that grate and that did something. Oh, yeah. No, I am a. I'm a boy. I am a heterosexual young man.

[Tom Griswold]

That was really something.

[Christy Lee]

White cotton underwear. Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like real. It's super sexy. Because it's not. It's naughty, but not like dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's not revealing at all, really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But when you saw Eliza Minnelli in Cabaret, you went, nope, not gay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

She's delightful in cabaret.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say I'm with Tom, too. I wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wasn't turned off a performance for the ages.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, she looks like a boy in a derby hat. That's gonna get me. If that. Get. If that got you.

[Al Jackson]

You went.

[Chick McGee]

You ended up being gay and probably marrying her.

[Tom Griswold]

And Joel Gray, Are you going to talk to me about his amazing performance at Cabaret?

[Chick McGee]

He's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Also welcome.

[Pat Godwin]

And avenue. Welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I shot once. I won't be going back now. Right now I want to. Oh, we got a. We have a love letter again here about the aura frame. You know what the aura frame is, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. It's right behind Josh. It's a beautiful 8 by 10 moving picture show, basically.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

We fill it up with pictures. There's our new mom, Jessica Alsman, at her baby shower with all of us gals. Congratulations, Jess. And it moves. And you can load it wherever you are. Like, I could add pictures right now from my phone onto that frame.

[Chick McGee]

And I put those. Some of those pictures on I did at my house while this thing was here. It's really great. I got a letter right here. Hey, longtime listener. I want to tell you about your advertising before Christmas. I heard you talking about the aura picture frame. My daughter and son in law were having a baby in Colorado Springs. So I bought four of them. One for them, one for me, one for my son and daughter in law and one for her mom and stepdad. What a great gift. Every morning and other times I'll see new pictures. It's a blessing. We just bought one more. I'll probably have 10 people on the account. This is a cool thing. Yeah, they can all log in.

[Tom Griswold]

Your own little community.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's kind of like the community. Maybe you have a little text community you can. This is a great idea. You can have a community of pictures. So thanks a lot, guys. By the way, I am becoming Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

His name is Tom. Oh, thank you very much, Tom. We certainly appreciate that. And yeah, the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the first step.

[Christy Lee]

Free unlimited storage. And I think this is a great idea. Get one, load it up and then send it out or give it to someone. I think that would be such a romantic gift for like an anniversary or a lady's birthday. A husband's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Or let's say you're trying to make an impression on someone you're. You're dating. You just load it up with pictures of yourself and send it to her.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's kind of creepy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you could do that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a gift.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's a gift. It'll make quite the impression.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there's a. I don't think there's a stalker's discount. I'll check with my friends at Aura Frames. The reason I'm talking about them also, not just because of the love letters, but Aura Frames. You can share memories. Of course. It's been named number one by Wirecutter and they're very picky. It's the perfect gift. Visit aura frames.com and by the way, it's a U R auraframes.com for a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners can knock 35 bucks off the best selling Carver mat frame. Just like that one behind Josh if you use the code Tom. My name Tom. T O M. And that's a U R auraframes dot com. The promo code is Tom. Like I said, we get love letters about these things. This is a terrific gift and I love this idea of having an Aura Frame community. Yes, it's like a more sophisticated little text group. Support us. Mention the Bob and Tom show when you check out won't you? Aura frames.com Coming up, we have the police helping out a door dasher right after they've arrested him. We have a really cool story about a restaurant. I want to say it's in Alabama involving an old guy and his dad and oyster eating. It's really a cool story. Very happy story. We got buffalo wild wings in the news. Cattle gallstones. That's right, I said cattle gallstones. And exotic words for arrogance.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Is Griswold mentioned there anywhere?

[Chick McGee]

Hardly.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I don't know where I got that idea. Certainly not.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know how to pronounce all of these. Orgulus. Or. Or gully. Who knows? Yeah, buggish. We got a whole bunch of these just in case you were looking for something to say to somebody today that they're not going to understand. It'll make them feel less arrogant, perhaps. So that's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome Back to the Bobbitt Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Is at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, Got that get box. Oh, yeah, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee over here at the Orange Insoles sports desk. Hello, Tom. And I think we're going through listener emails, are we not?

[Chick McGee]

I think we should. What have you got over there? I got a whole stack of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show Good morning crew. My name is Zach. I live in Norwalk, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Zach.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a local truck driver was listening to your podcast the other day and a listener sent in a picture of a penny farthing in the wild.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Josh, this is the weird bicycle with the huge front wheel back one.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you love these, but be warned, they are Lethal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they seem to be, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When the penny farthings were very popular, they were cause for an estimated 1,000 deaths.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually what happened was the front wheel would catch and then said rider would be catapulted through the air, causing them to sustain severe head trauma.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, but I want to know a thousand deaths out of how many penny farthing riders?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

100,000. That's not.

[Christy Lee]

There were a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, I doubt that there were a hundred thousand.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing if we did a scientific study, sure, there are some serious injuries and deaths with. There's got to be a contemporary bicycle.

[Josh Arnold]

But back then, no one was wearing helmets too.

[Chick McGee]

Even if you wore it, you're gonna. You're dropping like eight feet.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying, you know, times change and I'm sure there's gotta be a

[Tom Griswold]

way for us to find out how many penny farthings were sold. I bet you it will. Surprise. They took the world by storm.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it's more than a million? Absolutely, I guess. You know what? Maybe around the world.

[Chick McGee]

I'll say. I'll. I'll take the under on this.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going under.

[Christy Lee]

How many?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you saying under a million? I say over a million.

[Chick McGee]

Not, Not. Not recently, we mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

During their heyday, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

And what was exactly their heyday?

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you. They were highly popular, Josh. In the 1870s and 1880s.

[Chick McGee]

So we missed the 100th year anniversary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say. It says there's no definitive historical record of the total number of penny farthings sold during their peak popularity.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, man, I feel like a butt's coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we've never seen. I don't know. You never hear accounts of. And penny farthings flooded the street.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know they were capable of exceeding 30 miles per hour? Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Going downhill, dirt road, rutted road, you

[Tom Griswold]

get that big wheel rolling, man.

[Josh Arnold]

We had somebody who rides them like modern ones ride in once and say they can go faster. They can get up to speed faster than a regular bike.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

They called them headers back then, when you would flip forward as.

[Josh Arnold]

You still gotta call them that.

[Tom Griswold]

Severe head trauma, I have no doubt.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, that had to have been.

[Chick McGee]

And also remember the roads in 1870.

[Josh Arnold]

Cobblestone.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was kind of a novelty.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe not.

[Josh Arnold]

They certainly became a novelty, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

When did someone. I mean, obviously the Wright brothers, they fixed real bikes with a chain and gears.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were trailblazers, wherever they were.

[Josh Arnold]

So they were what, 30, 40 years after they cut down the bike stuff?

[Chick McGee]

When did they come up with a bike that was a little more reasonable? More birthday greetings for Chuck Norris. Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, listen to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you can do it. We've just made it clear sort of where we stand. But that's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the other one, Bill and I love these.

[Chick McGee]

This is my favorite one. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you if. I'll tell you the one I heard. After you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally. He left with a sandwich and a shirt ironed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. One of the.

[Chick McGee]

One of the ladies

[Tom Griswold]

birthday the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

86 turned Chuck Norris. Right. See? No, no. Okay. See how you felt about that one.

[Chick McGee]

When normal people look at a cactus, they see danger. When Chuck Norris looks at a cactus, he sees toilet paper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that could be a tough man there.

[Tom Griswold]

You think you get a better hairpiece?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a piece.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it evident?

[Chick McGee]

It's a piece of crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that guy? I like him. That guy's wise.

[Chick McGee]

When Jesus. This is when Jesus was walking on water. Chuck Norris was swimming through land. Okay, that's enough. Yep, I enjoyed it. I'll just sit here and chuckle while you. You kill Joyce over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of our listeners are just staring at their radios when he does that. I would love that.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. You don't think that's funny?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, look, I've explained to you what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

The same joke over and over again.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you like them, man.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck Norris once clogged my toilets taking a piss.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

What's the visual on that? Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, as Chick said, you hear them and as they go on, you go,

[Tom Griswold]

oh, yeah, I got the formula.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I. I for one, enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck Norris didn't get run over by a car. He ran over a car or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Not really. That isn't really.

[Pat Godwin]

Chuck Norris does push ups. The earth moves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he pushes the earth down again.

[Chick McGee]

It's that you guys aren't the delivering them properly. You don't have the verbiage correct. There's a certain nuanced delivery that's important.

[Tom Griswold]

Won't we be. Be right back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. We will return. We have and we return. We have words for being uppity currently only used by people that are still wearing monocles and smoking pipes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

And I have good news. For my post. Menopausal women out there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I fell asleep. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of us ladies, hasn't that been debunked?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That is postpartum depression. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's single Josh right now. Ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Woman applause Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Now bathing.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe our sandwiches are on the way, huh? There's Josh Arnold. Hello, There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

The sandwiches in question, actor Jeff Daniels, friend of the show, was speaking on television about this oddball sandwich that he really likes and what's in it, Ms. Hooker?

[Christy Lee]

He likes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's. It starts with pita bread, a pita pocket. You slather it with peanut butter. Creamy peanut butter. You add barbecue sauce and cheddar sour cream and onion or cheddar sour cream. Ruffles. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You crush the potato chips in there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You just shove them in that pocket, crunch them down.

[Josh Arnold]

I predict most of us are gonna like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I think it'll be all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The potato chips and the sweet baby raises.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gonna work.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll dunk a chip in that. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

So there's no protein in it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Protein. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's a school of thought. You can live on peanut butter and wine for the rest of your life.

[Pat Godwin]

At least a month, as far as I know.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you want to take that peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Let Pat try it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a new health regimen.

[Chick McGee]

We have in the news some sort of dated health fads, wellness trends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

These are all relatively recent, so I think we'll all remember them. Christy, do you have oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Dr. Scholl's exercise sandals were popular in the 70s.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember unfamiliar with those.

[Christy Lee]

They tried to bring those back not too long ago.

[Jess Hooker]

My son has a pair.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they look funny?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm embarrassed.

[Josh Arnold]

They have like springs.

[Jess Hooker]

Embarrassed?

[Tom Griswold]

They're supposed to work your calf out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tone and firm your legs. That's right, Chick. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Those aren't the ones that are. Are backwards, are they?

[Christy Lee]

No, those are Birkenstocks Earth shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Earth shoes.

[Jess Hooker]

I have those. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Scholz Earth Shoes. What was it? The toe pointed up?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The heel was lower.

[Jess Hooker]

So you would put your weight on your heel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it kind of felt like you were falling backwards when you were walking.

[Jess Hooker]

I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

You still going to say they don't look bad?

[Chick McGee]

Do they still make those?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they do. You have to. You have to look.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think there's a brand they're proud of.

[Jess Hooker]

Kelso.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they were sued after they did a combination earth shoe and Healey.

[Jess Hooker]

That'd be bad.

[Chick McGee]

People get people fit in their head.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh, are you talking about the Dr. Scholl's or the Earth shoes in this case?

[Josh Arnold]

I am talking about the Dr. Scholl's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wooden platform with just a little band

[Josh Arnold]

on the 140 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. They still make them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But they look okay. They look nice. And you know, they're not a bad Sandy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Dr. Shoal a real doctor of podiatrist, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Scholes has all kinds of foot.

[Chick McGee]

He went to college with Dr. Seuss.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's one of the most famous doctors. Right. He has to be.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, Dr. Scholl's exercise handle. You had to grip with your toes to keep them from falling off.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I will not, shall not wear them in a gym.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Or other outdated ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

Outdated. Wellness trends include sauna suits made of plastic or rubber made famous in Christmas vacation. We all remember the old sauna suits

[Tom Griswold]

on that big with wrestling teams. Yeah. I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think there were a couple of tragic deaths.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to make weight in those things.

[Christy Lee]

Supposed to trap body heat and maximize sweating for rapid but temporary water weight loss.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's what the. That's what Brad, Is it Louis Dreyfus?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Margot.

[Josh Arnold]

After you shower. Of course, due to the risk of

[Christy Lee]

dehydration, many athletic associations banned the suits in the 70s.

[Jess Hooker]

And now instead, kids will Just wear trash bags.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what we wore.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

With rubber bands around the neck and the wrists. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And of course, the classic 1990s Thighmaster made popular by Suzanne Summers.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, wasn't that your nickname at kfc?

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You ordered all thighs.

[Josh Arnold]

What I liked about it, I thought the joke was over at. Wasn't that your nickname in highs Because.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And boy, then he just put that KFC on there.

[Christy Lee]

Say what you want about the Thigh Master.

[Chick McGee]

I, by the way, Chick and I are on board for this thighs. Best part of the chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Best of the bird.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'll die on that hill.

[Christy Lee]

The ThighMaster was designed primarily to tone inner thighs, glutes and pelvic floor muscles. It's been replaced by the. If you take Pilates or they have a ring now that does the same exact thing. We use it every week.

[Chick McGee]

That keep Suzanne Summers and lots of cash.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. She made quite a.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. And they work.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Josh Arnold]

But the thing about them is you can't just do the Thigh Master and all of a sudden be fit everywhere. But. And that's kind of what they said.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm doing.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they kind of all health products do that?

[Josh Arnold]

But the Thigh Master, you can also work your arms, your shoulders and your back and.

[Chick McGee]

But that wasn't as funny as I is. The Shake Weight.

[Christy Lee]

On Shake Weight, the oscillating dumbbells grew popular thanks to their suggestive looking workouts. As we all recall, the 2011 study in Consumer Reports found that for the chest, shoulder and triceps, the Shake Weights exercise are inferior to conventional exercises.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And it just looked so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then of course, the wow chips.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it should have been. Should have been called the HJ Shake Weight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it was silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Think how many they would have sold if they called it that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would.

[Tom Griswold]

There would have been. Oh, they sold a lot anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gosh.

[Christy Lee]

The wow Chips. Potato chips made with Elestra. Yeah. To cut the fat. We all remember. Tom, go ahead. What was the unfortunate side effect of.

[Chick McGee]

Ouch. We had the commercials on the air here and the last line was a disclaimer, blah, blah, blah. But one of the phrases was may cause anal leakage.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's no good on a first date.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's not good. Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

And they stopped making those, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Remember we tried them and we all had digestive issues almost immediately.

[Jess Hooker]

I think they switched to baked. That's the.

[Christy Lee]

I like baked Lays. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But they Were called Wow Chips.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that.

[Chick McGee]

That was the name. Because you say wow right after you tried it. And then we're sprinting toward a toilet. Wow. Wow. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They have been discontinued. Fortunately.

[Josh Arnold]

I think A. Lestra overall has been.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

that's. That's no longer a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. Because of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it.

[Chick McGee]

And it did have that effect. It wasn't. We weren't overreacting. If you, if you did try them. That. That was. That was what was going on. Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have anything interesting going on in the world of sports right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, heck, yeah. The USA advances despite having not played in the World Baseball Classic. The Ravens and the Raiders and Max Crosby and Trey Hendrickson and the physical and the thing, it's still hanging out there, more or less. Caitlin Clark made a return to the basketball court.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Will the end. Will the WNBA be making a return?

[Tom Griswold]

I was skipping that story. I don't want to cause any controversy, but, yeah, they're looking for a new cba, as they say in the. In the biz.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, but there's a chance there might even be a season.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying that. You're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. Well, right now, let's talk about your money. You look over those credit card bills and you think, wait a minute, I thought I'd paid off all that interest.

[Tom Griswold]

If I call them and explain, it'll be fine. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're charging you about 20% plus for the debt that you're carrying on credit cards. So this happened to a friend of mine. You can actually, maybe if you own your own house, take advantage of the equity you've got in that thing. Especially now with the houses have gone up. In many cases, the value of a house has gone up 40, 50% in the last five or six years. So you can find out what the numbers are in your own life. But you may be able to take advantage of the equity in your house and pay off those credit cards. You're not paying 20% interest on that. All that money you owe, if you've got kind of gone overboard on them. So American financing is doing something that takes advantage of the situation. So if you have an interesting thing going on with a lot of credit card debt, you want to get rid of it, maybe it is time to refi. And by the way, they've said at American Financing, they've got an average savings of about 800 bucks a month. Obviously it depends on your particular situation and if you start today, it may even delay two mortgage payments for you. So find out about their salary based mortgage consultants and what they can do for you. It may be just the thing to get rid of that debt and stop paying that huge interest rate on it by visiting american financing.net tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by making it americanfinancing.net bobandtom. You can even call them at 866-889-2611. It's easier to remember the website american financing.net nmls 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom Square up a

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Yes. For those of you on YouTube, I'm lint rolling my sweater. Thank you. Thank you very much. It's like it looks like something you do, Tom. You utilize that lint roller every now and then. But not on anything you're wearing. Correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Where do you get one of those?

[Christy Lee]

Any store.

[Pat Godwin]

Any store.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like them very much. They're hard to jam into your belly buck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where most of you got to get.

[Chick McGee]

You got to get the load.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dryer, you link roll your mouse pad, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that euphemism for taint? Oh, the old mouse pad.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, look at that.

[Christy Lee]

You can take.

[Chick McGee]

I got a double barreled lint roller.

[Pat Godwin]

You got two. You can give one to your friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like maracas over there.

[Christy Lee]

The refill.

[Josh Arnold]

Give one to Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Throw one to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I've actually give Pat something for you.

[Chick McGee]

Slightly used. Yeah. I have white dogs, you see, so I have to spend a lot of time.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is your dog white?

[Pat Godwin]

He will, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't shed.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's caramel

[Christy Lee]

fair.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big fan of the lint roller. Thank you for. And also it's pretty. You can pretend you're doing a little bit of stand up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'll tell you what's the deal.

[Chick McGee]

Difference between flying to LA and flying to New York.

[Jess Hooker]

And he wonders why his girls heckle him all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, he's a silly man. And I would be the same.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If and when I have daughters, they are just going to think I am silly and embarrassing.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome though.

[Chick McGee]

How can you not hold a lint roller and not go? Ladies and gentlemen, coming to you, this dry bar special. I like to think you take the

[Josh Arnold]

stage, you make the dogs sit and listen to you as you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, come on. Where are you going? I'm not done yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Where?

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have treats later and then they'll stop.

[Chick McGee]

I said sit. How many times do we have to go over this?

[Josh Arnold]

This dog knows what I'm talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

When's the last time you're on stage? Do a little stand up, doing a little emceeing?

[Josh Arnold]

It's been a while, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Any dogs married in here?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, One. One time I saw Tom, it was Tom and me and Augie Smith. That was the lineup.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And this was in Dayton, Ohio, a great club.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't remember this.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all have.

[Pat Godwin]

Did Tom do 50 minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Our Tom on stage stories. You go, I have one, but you

[Josh Arnold]

have a great one. You were doing fine. And then you had a joke about. Well, I suppose this was like the punchline. And it's not verbatim, but this is what it was. Well, I suppose he could practice his embouchure. And nothing, of course. And he goes, well, perhaps if any of you had ever cracked open a book. And that got nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what I was gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

Cracked open a bass clarinet when I saw him.

[Tom Griswold]

It was second show, so we went, why, what's the matter? Don't any of you Effers read?

[Josh Arnold]

So that must have been his go to sort of late night.

[Chick McGee]

It must have been my William Faulkner hunk. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw you kill, though, in Fort Wayne. Introducing Rodney Carrington. One of the funniest intros I've ever seen. Honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Rodney's back out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, back out there.

[Chick McGee]

And he's a more slender Rodney, really. Yeah. We opened up the show with a little bit of Rodney this morning. Now I believe it's time to segue into the sporting world. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And the NFL Free agents machine keeps rolling along. The Ravens did land a pass rusher free agent, but it wasn't Max Crosby. Of course, we all know that deal went south and sideways and whatever you want to say. Former Bengal. Trey Hendrickson is now a Baltimore Raven. Daniel Jones is staying with Indianapolis. He'll be a Colt. Wednesday's biggest move, though came when the Ravens agreed to a four year, $112 million contract with Trey Hendrickson, four time Pro bowl defensive end. Baltimore backed out of a deal with the Las Vegas Raiders for Max with two X's. Crosby, Ravens say it was a failed physical and this taught us all a lesson. NFL fans. All these deals are. They always say a contingent on a physical and they always pass the physical. And the Ravens I think could have passed Max Crosby, but they.

[Josh Arnold]

If they really wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if they'd really wanted to. There's kind of a gray area there. But he didn't and he's now a Raider and he. The big. The big scuttle is Cowboys are going to send Rashawn Gary back to the packers and they're going to sign. Try to sign Max Crosby because they offered a one and a two and the Ravens offered two ones.

[Josh Arnold]

So we'll does Crosby one out of Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

By all accounts, yes. But I say the Raiders are a far different team now than before Max. When Max left. Yeah. But now they've signed all kinds of. He's redhead, you know, Great signage.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to look him up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ginger.

[Chick McGee]

He's a bad man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he has very unique tattoos.

[Christy Lee]

Neck tattoo.

[Jess Hooker]

His whole body. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a ginger fan?

[Jess Hooker]

I am. I'm a big, big fan. I love redheads. That's like my. That's a big crush for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You should see her go crazy around Howdy Doody. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Posters.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know how to do. He was a redhead. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. All righty.

[Christy Lee]

Duty. You didn't know he was a redhead.

[Chick McGee]

He was a black and white at my house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I bet that's not the only thing. It was black and white at your house. It pretty much had clear cut.

[Chick McGee]

I used to love. That was. What was that? Was that bit on Fridays. That right here. Mr. Duty.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Larry David dressed up like Howard Howdy Duty. Howard Duty.

[Josh Arnold]

That's his real name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When was Howdy Doody last broadcast?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say that's 50s and he was a merit. Was he a marionette or a puppet?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the distinction.

[Pat Godwin]

Were there strings on him?

[Christy Lee]

He didn't have strings.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought he had strings.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought I saw him walking once and he would have.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he had strings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but his mouth moved like a traditional puppet.

[Christy Lee]

He's sitting on his lap. There's no strings.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you this. If you saw his contract, you knew he came with strings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy. Duty air from December 27, 1947.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Until September 24, 1960.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I said 59. I was closest without going over. You owe me a kiss. Oh, I liked Randy on Pee Wee's Playhouse. It was like if. If Howdy Doody were a total jerk. Yeah, he was like the neighborhood bully kind of guy. But he looked like Howdy Doody.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he the one who said peewee said, how do you like school? And he goes, clothes.

[Chick McGee]

Great line.

[Tom Griswold]

World Baseball Classic rolls right along. Coming up tomorrow, 6:30 our time, Korea and the Dominican Republic will get together. These are the quarterfinals. And then Tomorrow night at 8 o', clock, United States and Canada. Sound familiar? USA and then Saturday, Puerto Rico at Italy, 3 o' clock our time. And then Venezuela and Japan at 9 o' clock on Saturday night. And then you fast Forward to Tuesday, March 17, St. Patrick's Day, 8 o'. Clock. You'll have the two semifinal winners get together for the championship. There you are. For you. Suffering, following or suffering, the World Baseball Classic. Caitlin Clark made a triumphant return from an injury, her US senior national team debut finishing 17 points, 12 assists. Americans beat Senegal 110 to 46 in the FIBA Women's World cup qualifying tournament. Clark sustained a right groin injury in a WNBA game for the Fever in July, has not played since then. She averaged 16 and a half points, 8.8 assists and 5 rebounds in just 13 games for the Fever last season. And I'm sure you have the fever for a Pringle, is that right? I have the fever. The fever, once you pop, can't stop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fever for Pringle. Maybe not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was a campaign.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a letter. Tom. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Only Tom could complicate something as simple as putting on socks and shoes. First, to ensure an uncomfortably loose fit, cut the elastic off your socks.

[Chick McGee]

I'm opposed to big elastic. They're out there controlling many of you

[Tom Griswold]

like a mentally ill person would do. It says. Second, to ensure an uncomfortably tight fit, get your handy shoe all out and tighten your laces beyond the human threshold for pain.

[Christy Lee]

Are you afraid they're gonna fall off

[Tom Griswold]

your severed socks would be providing excellent circulation. If of course your shoelaces allowed for blood flow to reach your feet.

[Chick McGee]

If you've ever. And remember the watch hockey players or ir.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I'm not wearing skates on my feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That's a stability issue.

[Chick McGee]

Just to get to tighten these laces. It's just a little. You just take this little device and stick it under and pull.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we know that shoes shouldn't be that complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Day to day transactions. You don't need your shoes that much.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what are you gonna do? He's comfortable.

[Chick McGee]

I mean nice and comfortable. They're nice and tight.

[Tom Griswold]

I say. I say the little toe and the one next to the little toe are black as night. That's what I say.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was kind of disappointed when I looked up shoe tightening devices. Shoelace tight. They really weren't a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I wonder.

[Chick McGee]

But there is one they make that is like a T. It's like a T shape and I have one of those also.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

But the one, the one made of an awl I thought is a little bit handier.

[Christy Lee]

The one you had yesterday with the screwdriver handle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty.

[Chick McGee]

I've got three different ones.

[Christy Lee]

Heavy duty.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not. That's not a shoelace diner.

[Chick McGee]

That's an.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're incorporate. You're. Yeah, yeah. Using that as a shoelace.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then I've got a little smaller

[Tom Griswold]

then if it's make holes in leather and work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So it's a leather tool.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Then I've got a little one for untying the shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Also. You can. You can use the all. Someone takes Lord's name.

[Christy Lee]

And I did.

[Chick McGee]

I'll make a video of me untying my shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't wait for that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can use the all Tom. And you know this on the human skin as well. You tan that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. The gin 2000.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly. If you're making.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

If you're using women's skin as a. A rat.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you a size 14?

[Tom Griswold]

Look what time it is. He said stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, wait. Is she a great big fat person?

[Tom Griswold]

If there's a better Buffalo Bill out there, go ahead and buy it.

[Chick McGee]

There's another one out there. Yeah. You don't really see. You don't see Frank Caliendo throwing that around.

[Tom Griswold]

Ted Levine. A lot of people don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in Monk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's the cop.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the cop in Monk. Great actor, fabulous Ted Levine. The world record has been set for the deepest marathon ever run. Deepest 55 runners from 18 countries gathered in Garpenberg, Sweden to compete more than 3,000ft underground inside a working mine. The race started just over 3,669ft below the surface.

[Josh Arnold]

The canary said, quit shaking my cake.

[Tom Griswold]

More than twice as deep. The canaries talk like meinerbird.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, isn't Tweety a canary?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he is. He speaks rather well. He speaks. He speaks well of you. I know that he does. No, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Tweety likes.

[Tom Griswold]

Tweety likes you. More than twice as deep as the previous record set by an underground marathon in Germany. Competitors wore headlamps, I would hope, as they navigated the dark tunnels during the 26 mile course. Once again, 3669ft below the surface.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, have you ever seen the Woody Allen movie Small Time Crooks? And it's like, oh, aren't they tunneling?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Woody Allen and Michael Rapoport and they're tunneling from one store to a bank so that they can. Or jewelry store or something so they can get in there. And Michael Rapaport has his head, has the lamp helmet or whatever backwards. And Woody Allen goes, why are you wearing it backwards? He goes, it looks cool this way. And Woody goes, oh. And he turns his backwards,

[Chick McGee]

thus mocking every douchebag that has their hat on back.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, that's a joke Tom would love.

[Chick McGee]

I love that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's sports.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That'd be terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it would.

[Josh Arnold]

So scary. Have you been down in a mine?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't. I. I don't care for kids.

[Christy Lee]

I could not do that.

[Pat Godwin]

There's still tours where I come from, but I haven't done it. My family has, though. My sister did it.

[Chick McGee]

But if there's 26 miles of tunnels down there, I'd be so concerned about getting lost.

[Tom Griswold]

These spelunking knives. Life's not for me, I can tell you that. Or the spelunking knife. I don't care for that either.

[Chick McGee]

Rem. The one that flooded and they had all. Had to get all those whatever. Was it a soccer team out?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Like one by one.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't watch that. It was so scary.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope they had jackets because they were chilly.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

They were chili.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought they. I thought they were in.

[Josh Arnold]

There were two stories.

[Christy Lee]

Different stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Two different stories.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My fault wasn't their amount of feces in one area because they just had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One in either the soccer Team or the Chilean miners. You know why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because we live in a society, right? And they're gonna set it up so that. This is the crapping room. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't like, far off.

[Chick McGee]

Sanchez, I said you have to go over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they had to read the same newspaper over and over.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, until the toilet paper ran out.

[Chick McGee]

Until the lamp ran out. Kind of dark in there. That means eventually they had to find their way over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you can't get a signal out underground, right? With your phone?

[Chick McGee]

No, but in any event, the deepest marathon. Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Scary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sounds like a kind of a John Holmes movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Just say sex orgy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Deepest Marathon.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee is over there at the news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo Wild Wings has introduced a new cocktail to capitalize on the protein maxing trend. It's called the Espresso Protini. They introduced the beverage, it will in honor of National Espresso Martini Day, March 15.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you something. This espresso martini, is it actual espresso or is it flavor?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Well, a good one is. It's real espresso. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Made with classic espresso martini ingredients, which is espresso, Usually vodka.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't this like taking speed with your Quaalude? Yeah, Competing Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

We had some last year, if you remember, at the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Java House made really nice espresso martini mix, plus muscle milk protein powder and Buffalo Dry rub. Now, this is where they lose me. I could see the muscle milk protein powder, that's not a big deal. Usually vanilla flavored, that would make it taste good. But Buffalo Dry Rub, Sorry, guys. It's also served around the drink's rim instead of.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

You know, whatever. Usually they use cocoa powder or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. Oh, so it's just a nice kick of the there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I try it. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I definitely try it.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But I don't know if protein maxing is top of mind when I'm at Buffalo.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And our protein maxing guy is going to walk up and get. I like the proteiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've watched the World Baseball Council, you know, the Mexican team, they. When they hit a home run, they put a sombrero on. This is like Major League Baseball. Teams have a theme when they, like the Washington Nationals put on the George Washington wig when they, the Italians drink a shot of espresso when they hit a home run. Oh, and one guy, I forget his name, he hit three home runs last night. He had to have three shots that post game.

[Chick McGee]

Interview must have been great.

[Josh Arnold]

We know how to play softball.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Boy, oh boy, it was a wonderful

[Josh Arnold]

drinkers who protein Max should do it the way McCabe did it in McCabe and Mrs. Miller where he just took two shots of whiskey and put a raw egg in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Boom. That can't be good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, probably not.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen the people that take the pre workout and dump it in their mouth and then swig it with water in their mouth and drink it that way so they don't have to stop to pee during their workout?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Instead of mixing it with like 16 ounces of water, they just powder in their mouth and then a little bit of water, swish it around and swallow.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What now? That's protein loading.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, but now this. This thing has. This has the protein powder plus the dry. Dry rub.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which essentially is like espresso. Right.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a big craze now too, it seems.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would think this would be. You'd be running fast with the ensuing diarrhea.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you have diarrhea?

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like this would cause diarrhea instantly.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't work.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't work that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they say.

[Al Jackson]

When.

[Chick McGee]

When is this martini day?

[Christy Lee]

March 15th.

[Chick McGee]

You know they say beware the shades of March.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

Don't laugh at that, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

It was so. I think I ill conceived.

[Chick McGee]

I think I shoo horned in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly the verb you want.

[Chick McGee]

I think shines implies a certain functional. Wow. Espresso protini. The name is even silly. But good luck. You can get one of course favorite at your favorite Buffalo Wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Go out and make it a great day.

[Chick McGee]

Espresso podini. Sounds like a drag queen.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm espresso cartini.

[Christy Lee]

Espresso protein.

[Tom Griswold]

I look like Sabrina Carpenter, don't I?

[Josh Arnold]

I will now can can for you.

[Chick McGee]

We can return.

[Tom Griswold]

I love those names, man.

[Chick McGee]

We have come back with. We have a strip club criminal. We have a sweet story. I think Jess Hooker will like this. About a father and son on an adventure eating oysters in Alabama. That is kind of sweet. It's kind of a happy story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dipped in honey.

[Chick McGee]

No, the. The one of the gentlemen is, uh, is almost 100 years old. Plus the big story today. This is breaking all over the place. It's the tit project. It's at Oxford University.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been a long time since he's been this happy.

[Chick McGee]

It's the head. The Headline. I'll read it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, please.

[Chick McGee]

This is. Researchers in Oxford have been studying great tits for 75 years. You know, I'd say. I bet it was going on even before then.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Although it was Oxford, so maybe they're just looking at each other's asses. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Wesa for some great live comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the news Center.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a cup of. Cup of Joe? Cuppa Joe?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A coffee?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Black coffee. Coffee.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

How's the coffee today, Josh? Did you have it yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. It's precocious. Without being too agitating.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say caffeine.

[Chick McGee]

Does any of that mean anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. There he is. I'm it.

[Chick McGee]

Has a soup saw. Note of crematorium.

[Christy Lee]

God. There he is. Mr. Positive.

[Chick McGee]

I walk in here, Godwin is playing some sad Cat Stevens.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't notice.

[Christy Lee]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the second.

[Chick McGee]

It's a mood killer. Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very young. What? Will you leave as father and son?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because we. I like you. I am older. I'm going to die soon.

[Pat Godwin]

We have a father and son in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so you're doing a parody to that thing?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I was thinking maybe I would.

[Josh Arnold]

I was kind of worried it's right for parody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

100 and something.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're doing a parody to that thing? No, I was thinking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I. Too sad. Said the guy who wrote the parody of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Ella Fitzgerald.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they found a horn in her.

[Christy Lee]

Hoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Ha.

[Chick McGee]

There are certain things that are untouchable, like tears in heaven. Pretty much. Stay away from that for parody.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never heard my song Beers with Kevin?

[Chick McGee]

That's like Weird Al level.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Al would have said no.

[Chick McGee]

Really? You think? Well, I want. We were talking about Howdy Doody. I didn't bring it up. And I. I did. You said Howdy Doody had red hair. Because we were talking about. What's his name?

[Christy Lee]

Max Crosby.

[Chick McGee]

Max. Max with two X's. Crosby. And he's a Ginger. He's a redhead.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's an interesting guy, by the way. Celebrating his sobriety.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a cool guy and a great player.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And there's this whole thing where he went to the Ravens, blah, blah, blah. A lot of insiders are saying he could have passed the physical, but they changed their mind. It gets very boring but very complicated. So the question came. Does. Does Hooker love red haired dudes?

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Does your husband have red hair?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

How would you feel if he dyed it red?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I wouldn't want that. No.

[Chick McGee]

Would he do it for $50?

[Jess Hooker]

No. No.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're just negotiating a price.

[Jess Hooker]

I know that.

[Chick McGee]

I understand. He's quite the negotiator.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, he is. Nope. All of my boyfriends growing up had red hair.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So exactly the opposite.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is the opposite. But I just. I've always. I've always crushed on redheads.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy from Simply Red, I don't

[Jess Hooker]

know who that is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a great. Now that's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Mick Hock.

[Josh Arnold]

You pulled that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Some things go in and don't come out.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song by the way. You don't like that one, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I like Father and Son by Cat,

[Tom Griswold]

Steven, Going back the years.

[Chick McGee]

That's just because you can play it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can play Automatic Years is suitably morose for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it is. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's really sad. The point is, we were talking about. So you brought up Howdy Doody has red hair. I did not know that because I saw Howdy Doody in black and white and it was made in the 50s. Is it even available? Did they ever make a color movie out of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I know I saw him in color.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't seen Howdy Doody Goes to Jail. You haven't seen that.

[Chick McGee]

Why haven't they made a Howdy Doody movie?

[Jess Hooker]

A couple reasons.

[Christy Lee]

Most people that liked Howdy Doody are dead.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think it could sustain a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

You know something?

[Chick McGee]

When most people that are around now were even born when Mickey Mouse was here. But we still watch his movies.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying that they've. They've redone everything. They've made a movie out of every TV show you can think of. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I had a Howdy Doody skit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but there hasn't been a motion picture. There was. They made a McHale's Navy movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think the failure of most of those movies might be one of the reasons they haven't. They haven't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, you say that now. Wait till you see the new movie, Meet the Press.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking forward to it.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a Punch and Judy movie.

[Chick McGee]

Was terrible. Yeah. The. The. The one they made. The Rocky and Bullwinkle wasn't bad. De Niro was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. It was a massive flop, but I'm with Tom. It was pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

It was pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Stone colonized.

[Chick McGee]

The one they ruined was Mr. Peabody.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see it.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't have the English accent.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but Ty Burrell does his voice.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's awful. Ty Burrell may be talented as the day is long.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Mr. Peabody had an English accent.

[Josh Arnold]

He kind of doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, but he's got a. He doesn't. He. Ty Burrell didn't get the Mr. Peabody voice.

[Josh Arnold]

So, anyway, so if.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying. If I were a billionaire, I'd be. First thing I'd do is make.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's what's going to happen. Howdy Doody. The ip. What. What the hell. It's going to go public domain and there'll be a killer Howdy Doody movie like they're doing with all those ipo.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy Doody's gon Killer.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You know. You know the song?

[Christy Lee]

What song?

[Chick McGee]

This is how we do it.

[Josh Arnold]

This is originally Montel Jordan, right?

[Chick McGee]

This is Howdy Duty.

[Josh Arnold]

This is how Duty.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. This is how I heard this joke.

[Pat Godwin]

$20.

[Chick McGee]

This is how he do.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Josh Arnold]

Montel Jordan is at the nightclub. They go to a Nutty Professor. Do you guys remember playing that song?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I never saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Still.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, do yourself a favor and watch

[Tom Griswold]

the Eddie Nutty Professor. The family sitting around the table.

[Chick McGee]

That is that. I think Jack Nicholson is the one that said that should have been the

[Tom Griswold]

Academy Award for Eddie Murs and the mother in law. Start fighting. I. I'm. I'm in. I can't stop laughing.

[Christy Lee]

All right, check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

You can walk over, but you're gonna limp back. Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you, that's good stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy, we have a variety of stories over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, puppet master.

[Chick McGee]

Would you rather be a marionette?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Or.

[Chick McGee]

Or a hand puppet or a ventriloquist dummy?

[Christy Lee]

I think I would rather.

[Chick McGee]

Now knowing your proclivities are.

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather be a ventriloquist dummy because I don't want to hand up my ass and.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's what. The ventriloquist dummy. That's where you get that?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the back. Dummies.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder you couldn't get the mouth moved.

[Chick McGee]

The kind your husband asked me for. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the time. Tom, I think you're holding the dummy wrong.

[Chick McGee]

No wonder. No wonder. My lips were move. None of this makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, but it's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of me somewhere. May. I don't know if it's in the yearbook or not. From high school where I had a Grover puppet in my. In my locker and I. I'd whip it out between classes and by all accounts, it murdered. Right? Oh, I killed.

[Jess Hooker]

But you were a virgin in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know if there's any reason to bring that.

[Josh Arnold]

I was, too.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there any.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

So, the Grover puppet. Did you. Were you a ventriloquist or.

[Chick McGee]

One of the. One of the Disney shows in high school. One of the kids always has a dummy with them, right? My kids are always one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a current Disney Channel show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think it may be a few years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet life.

[Chick McGee]

One of the. Yeah, one of the kids always has a dummy with him. It's very funny.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Kids are way too old.

[Chick McGee]

There are so many of them. Coming up. We have things going wrong at a strip club. We have gallstones in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll ruin a G string. Is that right on that.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about a bad movie. G string shorter. That just bombed at the box office.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, do I know my audience or do I know my.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a rare misstep for Ms. Kathy Bates.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, this is diarrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care how much weight she loses.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, where were we? That's all coming up. If it's the last thing I do, I'm getting the show back on tracks. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christie Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker's here. She's making our Jeff Daniels sandwiches. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. And the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Right there at the desk we have the sandwiches coming up. They've gone viral from friend of the show actor Jeff Daniels. But right now, Christy Lee is at the news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A father and son have finally achieved one of their lifelong goals, getting free oysters from Wenel's Oyster House. According to wala. That's Fox 10 News, Walla Walla. Mr. Jimmy Rush, his brother Carl and their 99 year old father Jim have been visiting the Mobile, Alabama restaurant for over 50 years. Every visit, the Rush men would see one sign on the wall promising free oysters to any man 80 years old, accompanied by his father.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Jimmy turned 80. The trio went to Wenzel's Oyster House to redeem that offer. With the restaurant confirming they were the first to do so. The family plans to return in 2028 when younger brother Carl Rush turns 80.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, this is the.

[Christy Lee]

Fingers crossed.

[Josh Arnold]

Jim, this is the ultimate definition of that Onion headline, Old man's son. Also old man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a sweet story. They were running it on ABC News News the other night. They interviewed the guy. They both look great. Well, there we go. There's a picture of them.

[Tom Griswold]

So the only thing is they're just. They've been alive.

[Chick McGee]

No, the guys, the guy in the left, the older guy is 99. He looks like a fisherman.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, Those guys are doing something right.

[Chick McGee]

And they were talking. They, they look, they. They're in great shape and you can't see. He was, he grabbed the noise. He was huffing on it. And this reminds me of your mom, God rest her soul.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure miss her and her oyster.

[Chick McGee]

I could do this. Let's see. Let me do the math on this. Yeah, I could do this with maybe with. So the. The dad has to be. What is it again?

[Josh Arnold]

So the son has to be 80.

[Chick McGee]

80. Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You had your kids too late.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, my son, if he's 80, I will not be around.

[Christy Lee]

My kids are 80. I'm well in the ground.

[Chick McGee]

If I. So for me, it would be a sound. Wow, that'd be.

[Christy Lee]

You'd be 120.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know what those dudes did. No, I mean, because not only the. What, the 80 year old has all of his hair looks like a 50 and it's. I don't think it's dyed.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it looked good.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything looked natural. Man, those guys were hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're like the older guys, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to be in a lemon party.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

It's a cool, sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what a lemon party is, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. I'm sure it's some perverted.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's when three old men.

[Chick McGee]

Well, never mind. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't put restraints on it like that.

[Christy Lee]

New biological research confirms that non genitally stimulated orgasms are real ladies. Researchers discovered a post menopausal woman can induce orgasms by performing pelvic floor muscle exercises without any direct genital stimulation.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I.

[Christy Lee]

No wonder why Pilates glasses are so full.

[Josh Arnold]

But we kind of already knew this. But I. This is a new study that reverified it.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have to be in a jewelry store?

[Christy Lee]

Studies suggest an orgasm is not something your partner gives you, but something you control in your own body and brain.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's why I achieved.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nothing your partner gives you. It's what your partner allows you to have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? There's some. There are women listening to you right now who just went, that is the hottest thing I've ever heard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the hottest thing I've ever heard. Now you get back and tied up on the bed until I come home from work.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever done this move? This is fun. Okay, so whatever position she's in. All right, so this is kind of before things start, but. But, I mean, she's like, right on the edge of, we have to do something now because I'm very horny. So if she's just sitting on the bed or she's just lying on the bed, whatever you go, do not move from that position. Don't move one muscle. I'll be back. And then you just leave the room for five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Anticipation. That's hot.

[Josh Arnold]

And you can also say if you move at all 1 inch, you're in trouble. I'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then the smell of lasagna starts wafting into the room.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I'm still. Still waiting.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think. You don't think a woman would appreciate a post coital lasagna?

[Tom Griswold]

I think everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

I think everybody would love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Because lasagna isn't something quick. No, it's lasagna for at least 45 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

You got time and you gotta prep it.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's sitting. Not to mention building it.

[Chick McGee]

She's sitting there. The anticipation. You can read a novel.

[Christy Lee]

That is hot, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, see, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

So what are you supposed to do? Something about the pelvic floor.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Pelvic floor muscles. It's like a kegel. You use your. You use your pelvic floor.

[Josh Arnold]

It is the pelvic floor.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard Josh is a thorough and generous lover. And as Josh has pointed out, he. He gets him so that he has to eventually mop the pelvic floor. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

I do have a Swiffer web.

[Chick McGee]

It is joy. It is joyous. They're having such a nice time. Well, good to know. Thank you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

A man has been arrested in Florida after police are call. Are calling a lap dance theft spree. That's what they're calling it. 46 year old Roberto Malindonado received 15 consecutive private dances at the rain. That's R E I G E G N not Rain. R A I N. So what did

[Tom Griswold]

he pay for them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did not.

[Christy Lee]

Chick. It was at the Rain Gentleman's Club in Clearwater. Each dance cost $40. An additional $50 review fee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I hate those.

[Christy Lee]

What in the hell is that?

[Josh Arnold]

So this is one of the reasons I stopped going.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

To go get a private dance, you would have to pay to get back there. So there'd be a guy going, oh, you're going to get. So each dance is 40 bucks, but it costs 40 bucks to get back here.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

His bill at the end totaled $650. Police say Molinonato refused to pay and appeared to be under the influence when officers arrived.

[Josh Arnold]

That's reasonable.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested for what authorities described as lap lifting. A judge has since ordered him to stay away from bars and clubs, including Rain, and to avoid alcohol or illegal drugs while submitting or testing by requested by the court.

[Tom Griswold]

Leading in a direction.

[Christy Lee]

Or lap lifting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like shoplifting.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the total?

[Christy Lee]

$650 divided by 15. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's only $43 a song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It says each dance cost 40 here.

[Chick McGee]

You don't pay up front.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing at most places. Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have adult clubs like this that sell coupon books?

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to those.

[Christy Lee]

Or get one free.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't use your own cash. You have to use their coupon books.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right. And you have to buy that up front.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like a thousand.

[Chick McGee]

So that way the, the club takes most of the money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A lot of Times those are $50. You pay $50 to get $40 in coupons.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Or do you get. Do they have A punch card where you get a free sandwich at the end that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. It's been. It has honestly been probably close to 20 years since I've been to a strip club.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But we used to go because it was something to do after comedy shows, for sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we were young, dumb, and

[Chick McGee]

full

[Josh Arnold]

of ones in our pockets.

[Chick McGee]

Young, dumb, and full of ones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe. Trust me, every now and again, I'm not just gonna shout. I almost just shouted it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like. What is it? I'm sorry? Lap. Lap lifting. No, that's not a good.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like anything in this area other than making a baby.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I mean, the name lap lifting is.

[Josh Arnold]

There's got to be a cooler name

[Chick McGee]

for gash and dash.

[Josh Arnold]

How was he not. You know what? I shouldn't have ignored that.

[Chick McGee]

Cash.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I. I shouldn't have ignored that. That was very good.

[Christy Lee]

I think you stunned us, actually, this

[Chick McGee]

first one that came to mind.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd this guy not get beat up?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't pick. I. Lap lifting. I honestly didn't get the connection.

[Tom Griswold]

What about slit and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't know. I'm just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm with you. Don't they have bouncers?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I mean, this is not something

[Christy Lee]

they would just beat him silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep your hands off the lady, or

[Josh Arnold]

the giant bouncer takes you right to the atm. Yeah, and if you don't have a card to get the money out, he uses your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This will open it. Wham.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe the good old days are gone where bouncers can't just beat up people willy nilly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, who doesn't miss those days, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Lawsuits.

[Tom Griswold]

I always wanted to be a bouncer, but understanding bouncer, like. Like a. Like a Zen bouncer.

[Christy Lee]

Like Sam Elliott. Like Broadhouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he kicked ass, but I. I. Not even that much. I don't think he had a heart, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he'd be a reasonable, reasonable guy. Reasonable with a velvet rope.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Standing in front of Studio 54.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, Liza's here, too. You and Liza. You've got a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Read the book.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got a big problem.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm just kidding. I will. Not right now. Well, right now, I want to remind you about the best gift out there. It's the aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I bet we could make that happen.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Liza would want to date you, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we. Can we work on that?

[Chick McGee]

We're too busy talking about something nice. Which is the aura frame. There's one. There's one right behind Josh. The aura frame is a really, a cool, cool thing. We had a love letter this morning from a guy that got one of these. In fact, he got what was five of them, right?

[Christy Lee]

Four.

[Josh Arnold]

Four.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. If you've ever been on the hunt for a great gift, this is it. And it's a picture, Frank. And the way it works is you digitally load photographs on it and videos. And we've got. It's like a recurring slideshow to go back in time, but it also has videos. And you can load it remotely. In the case of this letter writer, he got, as you said, four of them. And then they all. Everybody has the code so they can all take their phones and load photographs on it. So every day it's a new thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

It's really terrific. It's a great idea. It's been named number one by wirecutter. And you can save on the beautiful aura frame right now by using our name for a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners can get 35 bucks off the best selling Carver matte frame if you use the code word Tom. Once again, it's Aura Frames A U R auraframes dot com. The promo code is Tom. And you can load an unlimited number of videos and photographs on the frame. And it's about the size of a 8 by 10. Yeah, this is, this is just one of them. This is the Carver. The Carver matte frame. Once again, 35 bucks off. Mention Bob and Tom. The code is Tom aura frames dot com. A terrific gift. Get one for yourself. As soon as we started talking about these, I went, went out and got one. And I've got it in my house. When you first walk in, it's always got cool pictures, even a couple pictures of some of you guys on occasion.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

I'll be deleting the ones of Josh. Based on. Based on several remarks you've made today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't know any of them were directed at you. Really.

[Chick McGee]

Also, I've asked Eddie to give me a buzzer. So, yes, when he says certain things, he'll get an electric shock.

[Pat Godwin]

He's gonna die.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, I'm a dead man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's kind of like one of those dog fence things. Like the invisible fence.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

If Josh says one of these pornographic remarks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Cash and dash. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Also. You like it?

[Tom Griswold]

I do like it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's. So that's what the fuzz would use.

[Christy Lee]

The Fuzz.

[Chick McGee]

They still using that?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I think Jimmy Cagney was the last one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the five zero. Is that still a thing if you're in Hawaii? Okay, good. Thank you, Christy. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

At the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And I believe it's sandwich time time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to give the background on this, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Apparently Jeff Daniels, our friend, the actor, has a favorite sandwich. He was talking about it.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Who was he talking with? Kim Colbert.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And it's. Well, Jess, you tell us because you put it together. It's his famous favorite sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This is his go to. And it is a pita pocket opened up with slathered in peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, sweet baby raised barbecue sauce and cheddar sour cream ruffles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

So here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you have to crunch. I have. I think you have to smash it. You gotta smash.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does see me smile.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you do with all your penis?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, who's gonna try it? Okay, Josh, you're taking a bite.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Good. It is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the sauce again? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Sweet baby raised barbecue sauce. I can't believe that you've never. Yeah, well, didn't you go home and say you have it in your refrigerator?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is in the fridge. I've just never had it.

[Jess Hooker]

I have to be honest with you. You put a slice of ham on this, this would be really good. You need some ham.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think you need more salt.

[Josh Arnold]

Always.

[Jess Hooker]

But no, I just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that would work.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it would work. A little bit of ham.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, ham.

[Josh Arnold]

This is nothing I'll make again.

[Jess Hooker]

Never.

[Josh Arnold]

But it is good.

[Chick McGee]

Bacon would make this bacon, too. Bacon would make this peanut butter and bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Bacon. Or maybe. Maybe some turkey.

[Chick McGee]

The crunch is. The crunch is great with the chips. Not a bad idea, Jeff. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you could just use plain potato chips if you wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, they make. If you'd like. They make a. Don't they make like a spicy sweet baby?

[Al Jackson]

Ray,

[Tom Griswold]

this is just. This is just standard Sweet Baby Ray.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're getting.

[Chick McGee]

You're getting the kick from the. What? What are the chips again?

[Tom Griswold]

They're sour. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Cheddar.

[Jess Hooker]

Cheddar Sour cream.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they got ruffles. It is not bad.

[Christy Lee]

The Sweet Baby Ray barbecue sauce is really good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Throw in some bacon, maybe even some lettuce.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No lettuce.

[Jess Hooker]

That's. No, you're not. You're messing it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, nobody wants green lettuce. Lettuce is the unnecessary horns of sandwiches.

[Christy Lee]

You don't even taste lettuce, do you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, this isn't exactly health food. I would think the lettuce would make it a little healthier.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's just water you're not getting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's no nutritional benefits of water.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Lettuce. That'll say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll help.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I can see I don't have a quorum, so your votes don't count.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not some sprouts?

[Chick McGee]

I'm anti sprout.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I think I spike sprouts.

[Christy Lee]

Bean sprouts or alfalfa, which.

[Chick McGee]

Any kind. Are those the ones? Don't they have salmonella or something? Oh, yeah, he's getting caught.

[Josh Arnold]

They're mostly seminar.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, this is Arnold Farquhar, the Sprouts League. Can I speak to Tom Griswold?

[Chick McGee]

They're full of spiral keats or something. I know some medical thing I read about.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks for making them. You're really eating that whole thing?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so hungry today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's time. Not a chicken with Christy Lee. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, what do you want to talk about? Researchers? Let's get this out of the way because I know we've teased it for two days in Oxford, have been studying the great tits for 75 years. The so called tit project discovered something unusual, A unique feature of the birds known as the great tits and their bird songs.

[Chick McGee]

Now do we have a photograph of some great tits?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, look how.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

That is just so pretty.

[Chick McGee]

It's a bird. It's kind of got a mustard yellow with gray, blue and white.

[Tom Griswold]

No matter how beautiful a bird is, just remember they have no control over their bowels. They just go. Whenever they go, they all right, they don't sit down, they don't plan it, they don't grab it.

[Christy Lee]

They don't use a litter box, they

[Tom Griswold]

don't grab a newspaper just mid flight.

[Chick McGee]

Bird feet, bird feeder. People know this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, believe me, I know this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to put it far away from the patio.

[Christy Lee]

It's next to the deck, kind of to the back a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

Power washer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't have one of those wi fi bird feeders that take pictures of the birds when they come and eat. You're missing the boat.

[Christy Lee]

I gave those for gifts. Unbelievable people this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forgot I had that one. I bought three others. My.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm sorry. So the Oxford University in the uk.

[Tom Griswold]

Trash again.

[Chick McGee]

This is actually called the TIT project.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What was unusual about these birds?

[Christy Lee]

According to the BBC, the long running research project took place in Witham woods near Oxford. Officially the scientific endeavor titled the Wyndham Woods T.I.T. project. They found that the great tits of a similar age sing remarkably similar songs.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. This reminds me of John Fox's old bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

Remember John Fox's piece about. There was a commercial, I think it was for Dove dishwashing liquid. Remember this? And it was you. Can you tell?

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't Dove. It was ivory. It was Ivory dish soap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was. Can you tell that she doesn't have dishwasher hands anymore?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dish pan hands.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Her hands look just like her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they showed her daughter's hands and her hands and they were the older woman's hands. The mom's hands were not affected by years of dishwashing. John Fox used to say, you whip out her boobs. I'll tell you who's the older one. Context.

[Christy Lee]

The birds, which live for three to four years on average, continue to sing out of date tunes as they grow older. In contrast, young great tits prefer to learn the latest songs and sing those instead.

[Josh Arnold]

So latest songs.

[Christy Lee]

So each generation has its own tune.

[Chick McGee]

So the essence of it is the older birds.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

If this is just like people.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, what's your. What's your jam? It's. And it's often whatever you got into when you were a teenager or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

You love those old songs.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's weird.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And with a name like that, I hope they had the. The research group had T shirts and.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a slang term over there as well?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the answer to that. I would think so.

[Christy Lee]

I would think. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Universal. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I can certainly consider. Make a call.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they call them breasticles in

[Christy Lee]

England or just chest.

[Tom Griswold]

May I have a piece of chest?

[Pat Godwin]

I know it's chi Cheese in Mexican.

[Christy Lee]

I will never.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're in Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Speaking of birds, on a related note, two women from Texas are in custody for allegedly using a drone to fly plastic bird decoys filled with contraband into a Louisiana prison.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That is a great girlfriend and.

[Josh Arnold]

Or wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The grandparents. Sheriff's office said the women were being paid $40,000 to smuggle drugs, phones, and tobacco using fake crows attached to drones.

[Tom Griswold]

I stand corrected. You know what that is? Commerce.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

So I would imagine this is going to be a big thing from now on because drone technology has gotten so cheap, and anybody can fly one.

[Josh Arnold]

They look like crows, these decoys.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

So they just dropped that crow off the. Off of the drone. So it looks like a falling crow into the yard.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And inside.

[Josh Arnold]

So your pills and your.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be far less expensive to actually get a dead crow And.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but how would you get it over there, Hollow it out?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd. The drone would pick it up.

[Chick McGee]

So then I'm confused then. Do you. Then do you shove that up your ass?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When.

[Christy Lee]

When.

[Tom Griswold]

When am I gonna learn? You. You really. You can't talk to him about any subject without.

[Josh Arnold]

I just looked over, and he's just smiling.

[Tom Griswold]

He's laughing so hard, he's crying.

[Chick McGee]

That really is kind of clever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

So they used to hit tennis balls, and you'd hollow the. You'd open the tennis ball up and put stuff in there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not bad. But what happened to guard towers?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As soon as something flies over that wall, can you just shoot it down?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you. You pay the guards off. Oh, they got a little. They get a taste.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They wet the beak.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So I would think, could they do it at night? Are they. Can they. Maybe they're not out in the yard, nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

But if a crow. You know, the next day you go out, there's a dead crow sitting there.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So to speak. You belly full of drugs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but this is. I mean, this is. This shows that it's important to have women working in STEM and learning math and science. Eviscerate a crow and fill it with heroin and you know what? Send it over the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

With you saying that, I realize women are people too. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You want to take them?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm done. I don't. There's nothing you can do with them.

[Chick McGee]

You have a song about this, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Announcer]

You had.

[Pat Godwin]

You asked me to do a song about the last story and Boy, did I misinterpret that.

[Christy Lee]

What? Which one?

[Pat Godwin]

The tit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the bird thing.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'm sitting there like, ooh, well,

[Josh Arnold]

maybe we should hear it. We can tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Song about tits.

[Tom Griswold]

See, where you made a mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you being serious, or is this a setup?

[Christy Lee]

I know you're confused.

[Chick McGee]

I was thinking of blackbird smuggling in the dead of night, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song or not?

[Jess Hooker]

About what? Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

T. S. Yes, about the birds. The famous birds. They're studying in England. The.

[Pat Godwin]

You asked me to sing a song about tits and I just.

[Al Jackson]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Got it down.

[Al Jackson]

And boss.

[Josh Arnold]

Barbara.

[Pat Godwin]

Barbara o' Brien is a name.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

She's very intoxicating. I'm like a moth to a flame.

[Tom Griswold]

That always been her name?

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't had.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know, depending on. Depending on how things are going.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

The name changes.

[Tom Griswold]

Being a guy, I haven't had a

[Josh Arnold]

drink in 15 years.

[Pat Godwin]

I walk a very straight line. But if Barbara o' Brien's boobs were booze, I've been loaded all the time. Kazoo would come in nice right now. Do you have your kazoo for the next time? Not now. I've never been a boob man and I don't mean to objectify. That's nice. I stay sober, baby oh, heaven knows I try. I go to my AA meetings but all I think about are double D's or Barbara O' Brien's boobs. Woopoos. I'd wake up with the DT's. There you go. Closer to the mic.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know my dilemma here, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

If I was closer to the mic, what would have happened?

[Christy Lee]

I would have been too close to the mic.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I simultaneously so loud and melodically pointed out that you were way back.

[Pat Godwin]

If Barbara's boobs were booze, I've been popping everybody. If a rock was full of wine I'd go from teetota to Samoye Got a G named Barbara. It's Barbara now, Chick. Barbara o' Brien is a name.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you keep playing? So paddle, forget and use the name you used to use before know Oh,

[Pat Godwin]

I could slip at any minute and be in trouble with that. Well, I hope that was muffled or I'm in trouble Tatas or titos and I had me a sip, I fall off the wagon, you won one little nip. If her Cheechis were full of tequila I'd lick the salt squeeze those limes

[Josh Arnold]

Old Barbara o' Brien's boobs What boobs?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been loaded all the time. If Barbara o' Brien's boobs were booze, I'd be smashed. Totally. It faced all of time. One more time, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring it home.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Bring it home, Josh. Yeah. Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't tell how muffled it is. Not very.

[Chick McGee]

It was like. It was like Peter Frampton. Do you feel like we do. You could hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

We got every we to have my first text.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully, it's. That was very funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's very nice. And it didn't have the T word in it because it has to be in the context of the bird of the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

That was lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about doordash and a delivery that went awry. We have antiquated words for arrogant people.

[Al Jackson]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You heard me.

[Christy Lee]

And we have a guy turning blue showing up in a hospital. We'll talk about.

[Chick McGee]

This is really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you treat that guy first, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so. Wait till you hear what happened. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the silver thing.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and we also have, coming up, Al Jackson and Today in History. It's all on the way. But right now, historically, the importance of feet in history. If you look at almost any historic event and remove the feet from it,

[Tom Griswold]

first of all, everyone's gonna be shorter.

[Josh Arnold]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, think of your great art out there. You've got Venus de Milo. Now, her arms might be missing, but she can still stand up. If you take her feet away, that thing's laying on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She has such good posture because she has orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. And I've got a letter here. I'm a baseball softball umpire. Boy, that's a thankless gig. So thank you for doing that. And I will routinely work tournaments on the weekends. 12 to 16 games a weekend. My knees were killing me after being behind the plate for so long. I tried the orange insoles. No more pain. Well, thank you so much. I am happy to hear it. Maybe you'll find something very similar when you go to orangeandsouls.com and try them out. Because we all know feet get tired, arches collapse, heels ache, knees complain, lower backs tighten up. Most people go, you know, I'm getting older. I guess this is just how it is now. No. Rarely do you blame your feet, but maybe you should. Your foundation is off. Orange insoles deliver rigid arch Support that do not collapse with a deep heel cup that cradles your heel and absorbs shock naturally. They help you maintain alignment. That's the key there. They keep your feet and legs from fatiguing after just a little bit of walking or working. Boy, if you're working on your feet all day, you know exactly what we're talking about here. Maybe you're a construction worker or a doctor or a nurse or a teacher. Anytime you're on your feet all day, you could use a little assistance. And that's where orange insoles comes in. You've upgraded your truck tires, you've upgraded your mattress. Maybe upgrade what you stand on all day. I think you're the rest of your body is going to really thank you for it. Visit orangeinsouls.com order more and save with Orange Insoles bundle packs. Be sure to use promo code Bob and Tom at checkout. That's gonna get you $5 off your total order. Plus, this is really cool because it's not something you see all the time anymore. Free shipping in the USA. Orange insouls.com promo code Bob and Tom. Check them out. See if they don't fix what ails you.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. All right. Even zombies in those zombie movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When they march, if they didn't have their feet, they'd just be lying there,

[Josh Arnold]

not as threatening to the human race.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They can't be going, I'm gonna eat you.

[Josh Arnold]

Step over them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Orange insoles, very popular with humanity. And the folks running away from zombies are gonna do a lot better. See the importance of feet. We learn something, we're gonna learn a lot more about history when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

With our history lesson here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't cost. Just shove them off a cliff. Welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. He got back just in time to give me the cut sign. I'm Chick and here's Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Cut.

[Chick McGee]

So, Pat, is your phone gone off at all?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me see.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me see.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a nut in my mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what she said.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we're good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I got a letter from Someone saying you guys have never used the joke. That's what she said on the air. You finally. We did it for. So I guess we made the guy happy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

That's like 40 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and I did it. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You did a nice job. You made the guy happy.

[Josh Arnold]

You were doing it ironically, it seemed to me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't want him listening anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Certain subtles, you know. I thought it was great. It was well done.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the first indicator I was wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Pat did get any. Any messages. We're good.

[Pat Godwin]

We're still good.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yep. I got one. Tell Josh I think he is funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she knows that I'm a fan of hers.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell Josh I think he's very fun.

[Josh Arnold]

We always have a nice conversation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, you do.

[Chick McGee]

Once you take your eyes off her boobs. Whoops. Well, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not going to deny the fact that she's a. A busty woman.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, how about that history list?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you. I. I don't have any history with them.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just saying a lot of chemistry with us. Hopefully there's some with Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

March.

[Tom Griswold]

March 12th, 1212. Oh, this is interesting. Friday the 13th. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we going to do?

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm going to ignore it as usual.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

1894, Coca Cola. Cola is sold for the first time in bottles.

[Christy Lee]

How were they selling it before I. Buckets and lines.

[Tom Griswold]

Handful. What is it Poured in my hand

[Josh Arnold]

for a dollar at one point. It had actual cocaine. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm. I don't know. It doesn't say. I would assume soda fountains.

[Tom Griswold]

1900. They had a cough syrup that had morphine in it those days. And Cody. Man, oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

No prescription.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were the days.

[Chick McGee]

Over the counter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor, I have a headache. A little opium will take care of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

And it did.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it did.

[Chick McGee]

Here's some mercury. That'll kill him. Oh, this is fun. 1933, Franklin D. Roosevelt, President delivered the first of the famed Fireside Chats. Oh, he'd be a podcaster, of course, today.

[Christy Lee]

Sure he would.

[Chick McGee]

He would have loved that. Oh, this is important. 1965, the Great Song Woolly Bully by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs is a release.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that song. I can't. I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's a garage rock at its absolute best. A Mexican American band pretending to be Egyptian. I mean, who could ask for more? It is such, you know that. Do you Know that. So song.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's got crazy, insane lyrics.

[Josh Arnold]

Quatro.

[Jess Hooker]

It's big at athletic events, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fun one, man.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great song. Oh, no. In. In. In brilliant history in rock and roll, the Allman Brothers Band releases Eat a Peach in the state in 72.

[Josh Arnold]

What would be the biggest radio hit from that?

[Tom Griswold]

None.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the answer. I thought we might get.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I forget. Is that Hot Lantern or me? I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think every biggest fan here, every

[Tom Griswold]

household right now has Eat a Peach in it.

[Chick McGee]

I would think half of it's Live at the Fillmore. Stuff. It's a great record. How about this? U2 releases the Joshua Tree on this date in 87. Wow. Grammy album of the Year. Soundgarden releases Super Unknown. The song Black Hole, sung seven minutes, seven minutes long.

[Josh Arnold]

That song.

[Chick McGee]

That is a great.

[Christy Lee]

Peter Frampton.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Frampton does a great.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just an instrumental. It doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it doesn't. That song has lyrics and. And vocals.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Peter Frampton adds them a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

So are you one of those. Are you one of those. Are you one of those hardliners that when you hear the national anthem, you want them to keep going?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're like eight of them. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more than that, I think.

[Christy Lee]

How many verses are there?

[Tom Griswold]

72.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna sing black old song. Don't play it.

[Chick McGee]

That's all. Jack Kerouac, born in this date in 1922. Probably the most pretended to have read authors.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't mention any. His wife, Knickknack.

[Josh Arnold]

Knickknack. Kerouac.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll throw her a bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Known of the. The Beat Generation, they called them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

As opposed to the Whack generation, the Beat off generation, which came a couple years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we one day talk about anything that happened in this century? Is that a possibility?

[Christy Lee]

This is history.

[Chick McGee]

I think that you might know this one, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, 25 years ago is history, and it's still this century.

[Chick McGee]

How about. How about just 100 years ago, the birth of May Young. Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

May Young.

[Chick McGee]

Girlfriend, A wrestler. Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Famous wrestler.

[Josh Arnold]

Was she in Glow? No, she's way before that. Oh, wait. Oh, later.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. She said 100 years ago, you know, all the way. Famously thrown through a table in a wrestling match at the age of 80.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Mighty Mae Young, Liza Minnelli Born on this date in 1946.

[Josh Arnold]

This is getting spooky.

[Chick McGee]

It is like a tapestry.

[Pat Godwin]

The way it fits.

[Chick McGee]

She's lip syncing her new special, Liza Minnelli.

[Tom Griswold]

Vanelli, you need to look up the definition of obsession. Okay? That's what you need.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Mitt Romney. I did a little research on this. Did you know that the. What the term Mitt is slang for?

[Josh Arnold]

In his case. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Baseball glove.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, in certain other countries with. I think Mitt is a slang term for the front naughty for ladies.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true. Where's that?

[Josh Arnold]

What country? British.

[Jess Hooker]

In his brain?

[Josh Arnold]

No, in Canada.

[Tom Griswold]

If we told you what he's made a connection with as far as sex goes in the last 10 minutes, you wouldn't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

I will get a letter from some Canadian saying. Yeah, yeah. Mitt is an actual. I'm sure we will. And it kind of works, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to the great James Taylor. One of my favorites. Daryl. Strawberry chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The straw that stirs the drink.

[Chick McGee]

Had some severe tax problems.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a few problems.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, I have trouble getting my taxes in on time, too. You know, it's not the one where

[Christy Lee]

you go, go to Daryl. Go Daryl.

[Josh Arnold]

He had a Bart Simpson problem, too. If you've seen the episode where Bart is heckling him out on the field.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that one. He starts crying. Mr. Burns gets the ringers together.

[Chick McGee]

And that'll do it for our day in history.

[Christy Lee]

Girl Scout started on this date. You didn't mention that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Mr. Burns yell it like Ken Griffey Jr about his sideburns?

[Josh Arnold]

Mattingly.

[Tom Griswold]

Mattingly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mattingly gets your sideburns. Cut.

[Josh Arnold]

Mattingly goes. I still like him better than Steinbrenner. The Girl Scout started.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. First troop was formed today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm gonna guess a century ago.

[Christy Lee]

I can't remember the date. I can look it up. I just heard it this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of the Girl Scouts, we get the same story every year.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it sounds like you're listening to a pretty good radio show coming in. Today is the birthday of the Girl Scouts.

[Christy Lee]

Juliet Gordon Lowe on March 12, 1912, started Savannah, Georgia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. This is the latest version of this. We get it every year. Girl Scout leaders are reportedly displeased after a troop in New Jersey teamed up with the local dispensary to sell cookies.

[Josh Arnold]

And it seems pretty smart to me. I mean, I get why some parents might be concerned about.

[Chick McGee]

But the troop set up in front of the dispensary called Daylight in Mount Laurel. New Jersey. The owner, Steve Cassidy, said the partnership is a massive success.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Know your customer, man.

[Chick McGee]

Makes sense. You go and you buy your reefer, your weed. What do you call it, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't call it anything.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just call it marijuana?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I would say weed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you got any weed? Yeah, that's what I've said to my.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but this is kind of an annual. We pretty much get Grandma, get the story every year.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't buy any Girl Scout cookies this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what we called it.

[Josh Arnold]

I recommend.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wasn't that Girl Scout cookies? Got any Girl Scout cookies?

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you recommending a new one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, called Adventure fs. It's almost. It's kind of a chocolate brownie confection.

[Chick McGee]

I bought.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought Girl Scout cookies this year. And I got cookies, I got candy, I got some popcorn. They've got it all now.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Did they come to your door?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was mailed to me. It was like. It was like male enhancement drugs. They just. In a non. An unmarked box.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Cookies and candy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, thank you very much. Coming up, we have, we, we talked about the satellite reentering the atmosphere. Nobody got hurt. We have comedian Al Jackson on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Not yet. Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

We also. What now?

[Josh Arnold]

There are still pieces flying in the.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard there are thousands of satellites gonna crash into the earth any minute.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, eventually, there are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But we also have gallstones in the news. And the man who turned blue. That's a really good. That's a really cool story on the way to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where we are ensconced. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker is here. Hi. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. And his swell ice cream cone whistle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I really enjoy this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Now find people at Dairy Queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Give that a. Give that a blow, will you? Nice. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick.

[Chick McGee]

If you're in trouble and being assaulted,

[Josh Arnold]

you want your handy ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

That's almost not a whistle.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I stayed away from the mic. I know it can be shrill.

[Chick McGee]

Try it again. Yeah, no, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost pleasant.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is. It's a very bird sound.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's not. But if you're in trouble, no one's going to hear that.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Take that home and see if you can. Getting more birds to your bird feeder.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Talk to them.

[Josh Arnold]

I was hoping if I blew on it, ice cream cones would march into my house.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be all right.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're trying to hook up there. We got it. Okay. There we go. Al Jackson.

[Al Jackson]

What's up, brother?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. You have a captain's hat on. What is that?

[Christy Lee]

That's just a baseball.

[Chick McGee]

It's a baseball cap. Rockies. Yeah. Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Little spring training. I went down there.

[Chick McGee]

I see Al Jackson, comedian, has joined us from Denver, Colorado, I'm assuming, today.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, sir. Hanging out just like looking at Josh's Dairy Queen whistle. And I feel like Dairy Queen for as much as people associate them with, obviously ice cream, they're the Dairy Queen Blizzard, I think, redefined what a cold ice cream treat is. McDonald's had to instantly jump on it with the McFlurry, but no one had just thought about how about taking all the good stuff and just blending it and putting it in our ice cream. It was. It was. It was such a. I had never tasted anything so good as a little kid. That was my favorite thing. That was a. That was like a big treat in the Jackson house.

[Christy Lee]

What was your go to flavor?

[Al Jackson]

See, I was a little different because everybody obviously defaults to Oreos and God bless you. But some of the people in the know, Christy, the people that are in these streets know that you get Butterfinger, Heath Bar and Reese's Pieces, and you get those blended up and you have a real good afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy heck.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

So what does that take, like, five, six hours to prepare?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're very quick. They're very quick.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, they're. They already have it pre blended, Jake. They've thought of everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just. At what point when they were developing that and did they decide to try the turn it upside down thing? And I had to. That had. There had to have been an early experimental phase where they. They didn't hold the spoon in and it would dump over the floor because they have to just. Right.

[Al Jackson]

Some employee did that and they got yelled at once and then the manager tried it and then they were like, oh, this really works. And then they took credit for it. It was. Anything that, like, we. We have, it's because an employee that was, you know, Figured out an efficient way to do their job. Figured it out first, so I think that's where we got that from.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I go there all the time. Yeah. Love. Love the Dairy Queen. You got. You want to go to the same one, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay. Now, Al, what's on your mind? Today we are exploring some words. I thought we could actually flip this around and run some words by you you may not be familiar with. These are from Mental Floss. I don't think I'd heard any. I think maybe one of these I might have heard before. Do you have that over there, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If you're tired of describing people as conceited, boastful or full of oneself, Mental Floss compiled a list of old antiquated words for arrogant people.

[Al Jackson]

All right, we're watching Boardwalk Empire right now, so maybe I'll know these.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, buggish. Have you ever heard that in Boardwalk Empire?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

What is buggish?

[Chick McGee]

That sounds very British.

[Christy Lee]

They're all for arrogant people, so I don't. Okay, okay. So all of these.

[Al Jackson]

He's a bit buggish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We've all heard snooty, I think Route. Snouty, they call it. Is it snouty or snooty?

[Chick McGee]

Well, here it's not, but it's snooty. We've heard. But I've never heard snouty.

[Christy Lee]

It's spelled S, N O U T Y.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Al Jackson]

That was the exchange in Ferris Bueller's Day off.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember?

[Al Jackson]

When he went to. What was Abe from In the Sausage. Sausage King at that restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Snouty. Snooty.

[Chick McGee]

Snooty, yes.

[Christy Lee]

How do you say this? Orgolius?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

O R G U or G O U S?

[Chick McGee]

I've never. I've never seen it or heard it either.

[Christy Lee]

We've heard of hot. H A U T E. Well, because of hot tour.

[Chick McGee]

Is it hot or hout?

[Christy Lee]

I say hot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot Couture.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was haute.

[Christy Lee]

So did I. Oh, maybe it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Haute couture. Who gives the nicer.

[Chick McGee]

The nicer. The nicer places in Western Indiana. Terra Haute Couture.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some more words we can't pronounce. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Over Moody.

[Tom Griswold]

Over moody. Well, that's got to be me, I would think, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The rasonical, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Again, none of these are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're antiquated.

[Chick McGee]

That's useful.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised you don't know all these words.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we can't we can't go. Hey, here's a list of old antiquated words. And then when we hear the word go. I've never heard it.

[Chick McGee]

The only one that I really wanted to get to is the one after Over.

[Christy Lee]

I know you did. It's called Hitty Titty.

[Al Jackson]

There we go. Kristi. I know. He probably tried to get you to skip to that one. He's just like, go to the one I like.

[Christy Lee]

No, he has it really italicized and big, so. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if that's. If somewhere along the lines they went let's go with Hoity toity.

[Christy Lee]

You're right. That might be where it came from.

[Josh Arnold]

Hitty titty Titty with teas or D's Tease. My God.

[Chick McGee]

Any mother who's breastfed knows that that'll happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remind people we're number one with 13 year old boy.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one. The Unlicked Club. What does that even mean?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, they're part of the Unlicked Club.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't gotten a good licking lately, what's your problem? Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Makes you hoity toity, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Hitty Titty.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then usually that you get wacky to sacky.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard Superbus before.

[Chick McGee]

Which one?

[Christy Lee]

Superbus.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Superbious. You've heard?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I have heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard that.

[Al Jackson]

Would it be weird to. To argue that most people don't like to be licked even though it's shown on television during.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I'm gonna disagree with you.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a tough setup.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take this. Why don't you shut the hell up?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we let it slide that you had Butterfinger and Heath. Yeah, same ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

What? No. Great.

[Announcer]

Pop.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they call. Did they just call that the lock jaw?

[Chick McGee]

Al, have you seen Marty Supreme?

[Al Jackson]

No, that's. I think that my movie watching ebbs and flows with how many flights I'm taking. But that's. That's one that I. I knock out probably 90 of the movies. There's like, oh, I want to see that.

[Chick McGee]

There's a very disturbing. A very disturbing licking scene in. In a very serious context in that movie. But we got to switch gears here and you're supposed to be helping me with a contemporary slang.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how we started this.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be fun. I think we've learned a lot about Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Al.

[Chick McGee]

What have you got for me?

[Al Jackson]

Tom, I heard a word. Speaking of English. I, I, I've been watching a series on, I believe it's on net, on Netflix. It's called Blue Therapy. And it's just kind of like, it's just like real couples, you know, having like real time. It's really interesting. And one of the women on there said something and me and my girl were like, we love that word. And the word she said was flandering.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Al Jackson]

Flat.

[Chick McGee]

Flattering.

[Al Jackson]

What do you think flattering is?

[Chick McGee]

Fl. Flant.

[Al Jackson]

Flandering.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Lantern.

[Tom Griswold]

Like planters, only with an F. Does anybody know?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't either at all.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of sounds kind of like flattering.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That looks very flattering on you. I, I have no idea.

[Al Jackson]

I really, when you hear it, you'll be like, I think I might actually use it because it's a really great combination of two words. It's flirting and bantering. Oh, and so like, yeah, isn't that good? Like, so you got, I walk in the party and chick is already flattering with every girl in there. And I'm like, I'm gonna just go home. And so like, it's just like such a, like a perfect way to like say that. Like, you know, just kind of like work in the room a little bit. I kind of dug that.

[Chick McGee]

You're flattering. Did other people. Flattering? I don't think people are gonna know what you're talking about. This lady make this up?

[Al Jackson]

I think they might have made it up, but as soon as I heard it, because the therapist was like, what? And she said flirting and bantering. I was like, oh. Because I've heard champagning and campaigning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, that's a great one. To just kind of say, I'm out partying. And I think that that's work in the room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Work in the room.

[Jess Hooker]

Kissing babies. Yeah. Shaking hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, That's a good one.

[Al Jackson]

Shaking hands, kissing babies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Campaigning. And campaigning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. But that's sort of self explanatory.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're out there working the room, flattering. It sounds like something you'd be need tools for. And you're putting in new drywall.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like hangry. Right. When you're hungry and angry.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever came up with that portmanteau, angry. So what would the alternative to flattering be if they'd gone the other way?

[Josh Arnold]

I know if somebody used that word, I'd be going the other way.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh is not a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not either. Where do we lose John?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Al. You got you working this weekend. You're getting on a plane.

[Al Jackson]

I'm actually, I'm in Steamboat Springs at the Strings Theater this weekend in Colorado. But come see me in Austin April 10th and 11th at the creek in the Cave. Get your tickets now. If you're anywhere near Texas, I'd love to see.

[Chick McGee]

Come see you in Steamboat. They got some snow finally.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it's beautiful up there. I mean, I won't be. I don't even know where to buy skis, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Just rent them. Buy them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you'd be fine.

[Al Jackson]

I. Until I put them on and got on the hill. It's over. It's never going to happen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you. Al. Al Jackson. Go check him out in Austin. Right now. I want to talk to you about those credit card bills. You know that the, the interest rates and they're legal. The interest rates on that credit card debt are huge, sometimes over 20%. So if you're sitting on a load of money and you thinking, wait a minute, I owe. I owe a load of money to these guys. I can't pay this right now. And it just keeps multiplying. This is where taking advantage of your home can really help you out. You can perhaps do a refi. And what that's all about is taking advantage of the fact that most homes and most houses in the United States are worth significantly more than they were just a few years ago. So if you've been living in your place for a while, you may find there's a lot of equity in it. You can take advantage of that. One of the places to help you go through the numbers is American Finance. And you'll find them@American financing.net. and the idea would be that you take away that you pay off the credit cards essentially with the refi and take advantage of that. And you're not. So you're still not paying 20% interest on that huge credit card debt. Once again, talk to the [e-mail] and see what I'm talking about. You gotta run your own numbers. But they are saying right now the current average savings is about 800 bucks a month by the time they get the whole thing redone. So see if those numbers are going to work for you and you can reach them by phone at 866-889-2611 or go to americanfinancing.net tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by going to americanfinancing.net bobandtom nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobAndTom

[Tom Griswold]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

At the news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. Indeed. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to check in with Christy Lee once again in her striped shirt over at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Big news for Taco Bell fans. How many people in here are Taco Bell fans?

[Chick McGee]

Right here.

[Christy Lee]

They have made nacho fries a permanent menu fixture.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never had those.

[Josh Arnold]

They're good.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to grab some.

[Josh Arnold]

They are tasty.

[Christy Lee]

We have some new menu highlights that they're going to be testing out.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

The Diablo Dusted crispy chicken nuggets.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. And now them Spicy Diablo.

[Christy Lee]

How about the creme brulee crunch wrap slider?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I have to try this.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy heck.

[Josh Arnold]

It's three things.

[Christy Lee]

I love the Doritos Cool Ranch dusted nuggets.

[Josh Arnold]

What am I still doing sitting here?

[Christy Lee]

The flaming hot. Flaming hot dusted nuggets.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna pass on those.

[Christy Lee]

They have the flaming hot nacho fries.

[Josh Arnold]

They're really tasty, but I can't have too many. They. They are hot.

[Tom Griswold]

They make me. They make me. Anything hot like that makes me start involuntarily hiccuping.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't like that hot, either.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, my diaphragm goes into. You know, I wear a diaphragm.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes into, like, spasms.

[Christy Lee]

The Cantina Chicken Mexican pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't mess with it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know when you just think.

[Al Jackson]

Think.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't improve the Mexican pizza. By God, they did.

[Christy Lee]

Now, you have a Mexican pizza that you like, but it's different than the one on the menu.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it with no pizza sauce. And sometimes I'll add sour cream.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I changed mine, too.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. No beans, extra beef.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why don't you just get a hamburger

[Christy Lee]

and then there's the firecracker burrito. A red tortilla filled with rice, seasoned beef, nacho cheese sauce and cayenne pops.

[Josh Arnold]

And cherry balls

[Tom Griswold]

on your mouth will explode.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's getting complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. These are just menu items they're trying out, but the good news is the nacho fries are now a permanent fixture at Taco Bell.

[Jess Hooker]

Has anybody had the nacho fries?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And you like them?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're seasoned well.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even think about ordering fries, but I'm going.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm looking at this now. The midnight pie.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I didn't go through all the dessert, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's about time Taco Bell started embracing their late night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they love being open till three in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Midnight pie sounds like a good date.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you, what would you have at a Taco Bell?

[Christy Lee]

He has no clue.

[Jess Hooker]

When you go have a chicken fresco taco, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a very basic. Just taco tacos.

[Christy Lee]

Just regular crunchy taco or soft shell.

[Chick McGee]

You know somebody at Taco Bell. I always get the crunchy one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I always go one of each.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a good move.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just, I just pulled this menu. This. There's like 40 things.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. The double decker taco used to be my favorite and they got rid of it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the record for how much you've spent at a Taco Bell?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Around 18.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I will preface this story by saying I was not by myself. 37.84.

[Chick McGee]

How many, how many people?

[Tom Griswold]

One. Two. Two people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's pretty good, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they just kept ordering because you

[Jess Hooker]

don't know what you want, that's all. And it's just sometimes you want one bite of a thing and so you may as well get it. It's like two bucks. So just get all of it. Just the left side of the menu. That's what I'll take.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. See, my problem is I. I spent 18 for me and I. I ate all.

[Tom Griswold]

Every. Everybody. Yeah, that's the way I roll.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Police officers in New Jersey completed a of food delivery after arresting a doordash driver.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've seen this a few times. I love when this happens.

[Christy Lee]

Washington Township Police department said officers pulled a vehicle over, discovered the driver was, quote, a wanted person with several warrants.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops.

[Christy Lee]

During his arrest, the man revealed he was in the middle of making a doordash delivery up the street.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a five star DoorDash rating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know, you can't beat that. Officers completed the delivery, much to the customer's surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The customer sees cops walking up, just. He just flushed all the stuff that got him hungry enough to order.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys seen the doordash dot? And if you've seen it, is it a real thing?

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's like an autonomous delivery system or. It's a little. It looks like a round circle and it rolls down your street.

[Jess Hooker]

I've seen them online. I haven't seen them in person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they send a message to your phone and you walk out there, open the door and you get your order.

[Christy Lee]

Little like refrigerator looking things on produce

[Tom Griswold]

and they're land drum.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it rolls away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They do it on college campuses. But I've not seen this.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Chick McGee]

It's called the doordash dot.

[Tom Griswold]

Doordash dot, huh.

[Christy Lee]

And footage shared the website.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's icy. So it's on. It's on. That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like one of those smart cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

About the same size.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not much.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. Electrical powered or gas, I mean, all

[Pat Godwin]

it takes is one good kick for that to be knocked over though, by some hooligan.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody stole my for.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what prevents anybody from walking up and do they give you a code?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they send it all to your phone. Yeah. One to prevent someone from knocking over your doordash driver.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd like to live in a society.

[Chick McGee]

If you've got a guy, you'd think

[Tom Griswold]

it'd be okay to have somebody deliver something to your house.

[Chick McGee]

You got an armed guy trying to get your tacos before you get them. That is. That is serious.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tough neighborhood.

[Christy Lee]

Those drone things are really big on campuses of colleges.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that makes.

[Christy Lee]

That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

That certainly makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They would never make it up my driveway. A man was left mortified after being rushed to the hospital having turned blue from head to toe. The construction worker from Derbyshire said everyone in the reception of the a. E was staring at me like they'd seen a ghost. I assume that's English.

[Tom Griswold]

Accident and emergency.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, thank you. I had to walk up to the desk. I didn't even know what do to to say. He said, quote, hi, I've woken up blue. The doctor said they never seen someone that color before and still Alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that.

[Christy Lee]

They look like an avatar. That's silver.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have a picture of this? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were ingesting silver or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If you're ingesting silver.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it. Was it smelling mercury or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, what happened to this guy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, this guy, apparently the doctor rubbed his arm with an alcohol wipe, the swab turned blue, and then realized that the culprit was his new set of unwashed navy blue sheets. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know what this guy's problem is. This guy's stupid. That's what his problem is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this big hit?

[Tom Griswold]

I sure can't hear it now.

[Chick McGee]

Blue Eiffel 64. 5.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This was probably.

[Chick McGee]

Kids love this.

[Josh Arnold]

My son, Little Willy and stuff was dancing.

[Chick McGee]

Probably 2001 or something.

[Christy Lee]

I never heard that before.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm blown.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that 10,000 times in the car and. Probably was a Willie hit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah. Was it the mercury that made people turn blue?

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you guys listen to making it up?

[Chick McGee]

Were they eating it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They take a silver supplement.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a drop.

[Josh Arnold]

There's that classic. The guy looks like Papa Smurf. White beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And it's like when you started eating too many carrots and you turned orange, which absolutely happened. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Nut.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm blue. When that first song came out, I. I could not. I didn't know if they were saying, I'm blue. I believe I will die. I believe I will die. Or if they were saying dabu di dabu die.

[Christy Lee]

And they are just saying dabu di dabu.

[Josh Arnold]

They are? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and here's. I get confused. Do you remember this thing, Chick, where the dogs at Chernobyl in the exclusion zone were turning blue?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but see, that's probably why the guy was scared.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's radiation.

[Pat Godwin]

A dog named Blue, I think that was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, Exactly. It's a song.

[Tom Griswold]

A. Fabulous.

[Josh Arnold]

I never cared for that one. I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

I think his name's, like, Lobo. Lobo.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and a dog named you and a dog.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Loving and living all the land.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I guess I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't want to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Josh and I are gonna. We can go jam to the Almond brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Eiffel 65.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

Or Hubastank.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean awful 65.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we. We were talking about the band Hoobastank. And I. I finally couldn't resist them. I did some research. It's just a nonsense word they made up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a guy. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not one of those. One of the band members who be stanking as you

[Chick McGee]

that the band. They've given a variety of answers to that question over the years. So they're kind of putting on the journalists. So it's probably some inside thing where it was. They probably got in the van in their early days. And sure, someone said, who be stanking in here?

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is Hooba stank.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is called Crawling in the Dark.

[Josh Arnold]

This is from the reason Pat God

[Tom Griswold]

will be up with the weather forecast and Christy Lynch. I'll have some songs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up next, I'm going to hit you hard with some Hoobo Star.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I never heard it before.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

They got some good stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a fan.

[Christy Lee]

You've never heard that song before and you hit the Post like that?

[Josh Arnold]

He's heard it. He has the CD at home.

[Chick McGee]

He's practicing this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I wrote it.

[Chick McGee]

So you hit the Post?

[Tom Griswold]

I did it on the overnight show, like 10 minutes ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The Post is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the boy's blood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was.

[Chick McGee]

If we're talking music. You asked me what the hits were on Eat a Peach. One Way Out. One Way Out.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go back to One Way Out.

[Chick McGee]

You asked me.

[Christy Lee]

I'm One Way Out.

[Jess Hooker]

An hour and a half ago.

[Christy Lee]

How does that go?

[Chick McGee]

Melissa was 10.

[Christy Lee]

How does one Way Out?

[Josh Arnold]

Melissa's on there.

[Pat Godwin]

Melissa's on there.

[Christy Lee]

Melissa's not on that. It's on Brother and Sisters, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Al Jackson]

If she's.

[Pat Godwin]

If she's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

I thought Melissa was on Brothers and Sisters.

[Pat Godwin]

All Hell's got.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's Jessica.

[Josh Arnold]

What's way One. What's One way out of this conversation?

[Chick McGee]

I ain't wasting time no more with this conversation, silly. One Way Out. That.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a song named Jessica.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Famous instrumental.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

That's on Brothers.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't think I had a song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you've never heard.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I've never heard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

And it actually did get radio play. Instrumental.

[Chick McGee]

It's a dicky Bets, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's start that up, too.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh and I were arguing earlier about if it's. I believe we were talking about the great song Black Hole sun and Christy and I are both fans of the great Peter Frampton version. Which you poo pooed because.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he doesn't sing it. It's just an instrumental version.

[Chick McGee]

So do you. If. Can you call an instrumental a song?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think we have. We've had this debate, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Is a fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Songs have words.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's just a debate among you guys. I don't think it's a world debate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. It's far more sophisticated than that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Jessica.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, this sounds nice.

[Josh Arnold]

It is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's me on the keyboard. Oh, it's Chuck Lavelle or the bongos.

[Jess Hooker]

So there's no post in there. How do you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there is. It's right here. Chick, back it up and talk it up for it, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're going to play this next.

[Chick McGee]

It's one way out.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Recorded live.

[Josh Arnold]

I have this on a playlist.

[Al Jackson]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

So Recorded live at the Fillmore is not a separate album. It's on.

[Chick McGee]

Eat a Beach. Live at the Filmore was the album that broke them. And then they used some of the same shows for the next. Is Dwayne Guy. What's on Eat a P. Here it comes. Dwayne's about to just pick some guitar ass right here. Oh, no, I'm too early.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it happens to the best.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

They're still noodling around.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, put down the cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he use a core seeding bottle? Isn't that the story? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is based on an arrangement by Jesse Ed Davis. Oh, Taj Mahal, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is good. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here we are.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica's a. Jessica's a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. Are there.

[Jess Hooker]

Are there any. Let me turn that off. Are there any other songs like Jessica or.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, Tickles from Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's yours.

[Christy Lee]

You heard that about me?

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

You want to play that for us?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'd love to hear that.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Pat Godwin]

Whip that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, why not?

[Chick McGee]

And are you changing the name of this like you changed the name of the last one? No, no, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

This isn't mad because that worked out well.

[Tom Griswold]

Barbara, what was it? Who was it?

[Christy Lee]

Barbara.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and who's now who sings this song?

[Josh Arnold]

Mudbone. Mudbone? Yeah, Leon Mudbone.

[Tom Griswold]

Mud.

[Chick McGee]

Mudbone.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Got a friend name is Jess.

[Pat Godwin]

Tick of my tummy, tick of my chest oh, she cheers me up like no other girl could oh, you know that. Oh, and Just tickles. Sure my just tickles.

[Josh Arnold]

Feel good

[Pat Godwin]

Here she comes through that door Tickle me heart pins me to the floor she makes my stomach red oh, maybe someday I'll learn yeah, yeah Oh, I may be laughing but my chest tickles burn she puts those eye shoes Cold fingers oh. Right down my britches she lets a hair fall on my tummy and I'm in stitches Stop it, Jess. Got a friend her name is Jess Makes me laugh oh, she's the best she breaks me out of my funk like no other girl could oh, no, no, no. I got frozen Jazz tickles, Harry.

[Josh Arnold]

Jazz tickles.

[Pat Godwin]

All those jazz tickles. Jazz tickles Feel good?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much, Mud Bane.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see you, Leon Mudbone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Leon. Mud Bone. Sorry. Yeah. Leon Mudvayne. That would be a different. Different guy.

[Christy Lee]

He's a little shrimp.

[Chick McGee]

Let's talk to our car girl, shall we? She's right over there. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event going on right now. You can get great deals on their most popular models, like the Adventure Ready suv, Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe Hybrid. My favorite, of course, the Tucson. The Tucson Hybrid, which I am very happy to drive. Plus there's the Hyundai bold and stylish sedan, the Elantra and the all Electric. Starting to look even better and better these days with the Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9. So step on into your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal. Deal you're gonna love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Check out HyundaiUSA.com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com.

[Chick McGee]

it's the getaway getaway in a cool car like Christy lee. Love it. Ms. Hooker, we determined that Christy Lee has owned more cars than any of us. Yeah, there was a time a new car every year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm itching right now.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Or are you getting the itch?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm getting the itch. I started looking.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure that's a new car itch?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe not a new car itch. We're going to trade one of the other cars we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you got baby fever?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Could just be a yeast infection.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you get some.

[Christy Lee]

Not getting rid of the hybrid, that's for sure. But we are looking.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

I like Chick's idea. Baby fever. You know, this is the first time in like, I don't know, almost 30 some years I haven't had a kid under 10.

[Tom Griswold]

There's still time Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What Al Pacino? What is he, 80 something? He's got 2 year old.

[Tom Griswold]

You're nowhere near. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one chuckling about this, right?

[Christy Lee]

Tony Curtis did that too. Didn't he have a kid at like 80 years old?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so glad you mentioned.

[Josh Arnold]

You think after the hermaphrodite you wouldn't try it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Or was it Tony Randall, ladies and gentlemen? I hate to bother him, but we happen to have the world's greatest Tony Curtis impersonator in our studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Goes. I love you, Spartacus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is so nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Josh Arnold and Tony Curtis.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Tony Curtis.

[Chick McGee]

Yonder lie the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yonder lies the house of my father. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yonder lies the house of my father. Which apparently was never said in a movie.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you met my daughter, son?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about what happens if you leave your apartment for three years unattended.

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy was not a.

[Chick McGee]

This. By the way, this is the payoff on the story you're about to do.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the picture?

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

It will make your skin crawl. Don't. If you leave your apartment or your house, have somebody check on it every once in a while. You'll, you'll find out why when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Time wise, that bu. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show professional broadcast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're.

[Josh Arnold]

That was my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It was at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Indeed.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Pat Godwin trying to lock into an impression.

[Josh Arnold]

I do the same thing if somebody asked me to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I rarely can lightning in a bottle,

[Josh Arnold]

but in my shower at home, I can kill it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There's Jeff Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

At least it sounds that way in your head, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Question, please. I mean, there are a lot of movies and TV shows and podcasts, whatever, where they've done things where people are singing in the car.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Because we all do it. It's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But we all do probably sing in the shower. Has there been like a TV interview show or something where they go in the shower with someone that Sounds like

[Christy Lee]

a Chelsea Handler thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The closest that I can think of that you're kind of talking about is there's a Woody Allen movie where this guy is great at singing in the shower, but he sort of isn't elsewhere. So he performs on stage while showering.

[Chick McGee]

That's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a huge hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Bill Murray do a bit like that on Saturday Night Live? He was in the shower singing or something.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'm just today's culture. That would seem like the next thing that would happen.

[Christy Lee]

Those are good acoustics usually.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. My basement has good acoustics too. When I do the laundry, I can really belt out now.

[Chick McGee]

When I do it much. We had a discussion earlier about lint rollers.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Tell me more.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, did you bring any Vaseline today?

[Tom Griswold]

Why would I need Vaseline, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Cuz I'm going to have a shove this up here.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace might happily do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, I can't wait till he tries.

[Chick McGee]

Ace. If you're going to do it, Ace, let me give you the big one. I want it to hurt. No. Whenever I. I'm. I have white dogs, as you know. And I usually wear black clothing, so I'm always taking dog hair off my shirts when I walk in here. But in the shower where I do sing, I have one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

You do sing in the shower?

[Chick McGee]

I have one of those brushes. No.

[Christy Lee]

Body brush?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a detachable gizmo that has

[Tom Griswold]

water coming out of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the shower head. Handheld shower.

[Chick McGee]

The handheld shower thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the. The worst kept secret in America, right? It's the ladies vibrator is what it is.

[Christy Lee]

I hate the handheld show. Cold showers.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that?

[Christy Lee]

Nope, I didn't. In fact, my new shower thing, I have both. I had him take it out. I didn't want it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's great. I mean. Josh, hang on one second. Josh, there are things you can do with that to your backside.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand.

[Chick McGee]

You'll discover that there are nerves. We had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. What a day.

[Chick McGee]

When you realize for some reason it comes with a coupon for rubber gloves.

[Tom Griswold]

It's much like the underside.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

But so in the shower you take the. That thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you. Because it's right there and it's. It's got a chord like you're on stage with a mic. But that'd be. I think that'd be a fun thing where you do interviews in the shower

[Tom Griswold]

daily Life pretty much waiting to go back on stage.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where your mind is?

[Jess Hooker]

Pretend audiences everywhere?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you want the shower running during these interviews?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Are both people bathing, or is one person, like, in a suit?

[Chick McGee]

Whatever would be funny. Whatever you want to do for television purposes, you'd probably have to do it with bathing suits on. But it would be a fun show. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Or maybe they could just have the frosted glass to a certain height.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you could see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a way around.

[Chick McGee]

But there is something about. There's a confidence factor that increases when singing in the shower or singing in your car.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The same reason when you're in your car that we have road rage. Because you get so isolated and you're all in your own head and you don't realize you're gonna get yourself shot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't sing in the shower, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't?

[Christy Lee]

No. I sing in the car, but not in the shower. Pool.

[Chick McGee]

Karaoke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's fine. And I'm saying this would be the next. The next phase. So you're suggesting. Ace is suggesting a group in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

No, like one of the boy bands in the shower. Oh, what channel would air that?

[Josh Arnold]

Bravo. I think Andy Cohen might have. Did you say Not Straight no Chaser?

[Christy Lee]

They're fans of the show.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. He means the band called Not Straight no Chaser, as opposed to. I just went to see a couple of guys from Straight no Chaser. They're great.

[Christy Lee]

Real quickly, before we run out of time, I want to do this story. A guy who reportedly left his apartment unattended for three years, returned.

[Tom Griswold]

Three years?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. To find it overrun with pigeons.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the photograph?

[Christy Lee]

According to the Pravda newspaper, the man left the Arctic mining town of Vorkuta.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a man. He's mining in the Arctic.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But neglected to close one of the windows on his apartment when he left.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I leave that window open or close?

[Christy Lee]

Upon return, discovered it had been overtaken by pigeons.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He shared a video. There you go. Of the apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

And what are the odds of pigeons found the couch to sit on. Isn't that interesting?

[Christy Lee]

It looks like with pigeon guano.

[Chick McGee]

It's so disgusting. I mean, I assume they had to burn the place down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine any place like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like they're at my place.

[Chick McGee]

I hadn't heard the name Pravda in a while.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you think the neighbors would say something if he's in an apartment.

[Chick McGee]

I left my, my. I left my prescription. My subscription to Pravda.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lapsed.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Tom, have you seen the new statue they just put up about five miles from here? It's a giant pigeon. I thought maybe you and I could go poop on it.

[Chick McGee]

Forget some revenge.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll pay back. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This, this answers. This is the thing. Whenever you go anywhere for a long time, have someone walk through your house.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See if the toilets are running 25.

[Josh Arnold]

The gaskets of the toilets.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You have to. You have to work the gaskets.

[Christy Lee]

Russia says it was $25,000 worth of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's just burned down. Burn it down.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the couch is. The couch has like 3 inches thick of pigeon manure.

[Tom Griswold]

No way the apartment's worth $25,000. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm smelling an insurance

[Tom Griswold]

or 25,000

[Josh Arnold]

ruble or nobody with an apartment has 25 grand worth of anything. And that's for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

I've lived in an apartment most of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a stereo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

$25,000.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't have a. Wow. I didn't have a bed. I had a mattress on the floor. But I had a nice. Damn right Macintosh stereo. Not the computer people, the real Macintosh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much and we appreciate your joining us today in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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