The BOB & TOM Show - March 14, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - March 14, 2025

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1. Royal Rumble: Prince Charles Edition (00:26 - 03:52)

The episode opens with playful and humorous discussions about Prince Charles. Host Chick McGee expresses a unique admiration for Prince Charles, sparking a lighthearted debate among the hosts. They delve into Prince Charles's personal life, his relationships, and his role in the British Royal Family, blending humor with subtle critiques.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (00:33): "I want to drink a Budweiser with Prince Charles."

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2. TV Talk and Chuck Norris Mania (03:52 - 30:00)

The conversation shifts to television shows and superheroes, heavily centered around listener letters focusing on Chuck Norris jokes. The hosts discuss various TV series, including "Severance," "Daredevil," and classic superheroes from Marvel and DC. The segment is filled with witty exchanges, especially revolving around the legendary toughness of Chuck Norris.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee (11:49): "We hope the children will be raised the way that Diana wants them raised as opposed to the way that Charles."
• Tom Griswold (28:02): "Pick up a pillow under your gun. She's gonna be sleeping for a week."

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3. Tribute to John Feinstein’s Passing (45:00 - 48:00)

A heartfelt tribute honors the passing of John Feinstein, a beloved sports writer and friend of the show. The hosts reminisce about Feinstein's impactful career, his best-selling books like "Season on the Brink," and his collaborative relationship with Coach Bob Knight. They reflect on Feinstein's legacy and express their condolences.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (45:46): "John Feinstein was a guy that had a passion for athletes and for sports, not necessarily the biggest sports and the biggest athletes."

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4. Wild News Round-Up (48:00 - 90:00)

The hosts cover a series of bizarre and intriguing news stories:

• Alligator in Dining Room: A Florida family encounters a six-and-a-half-foot alligator that breaks into their dining room, leading to a dramatic rescue.

• Baby Wombat Incident in Australia: An American tourist's visa may be revoked after being filmed stealing a baby wombat, causing a stir on social media.

• Naked Dancing on Highway 1: A man in Florida is arrested for dancing naked on the highway while attempting to smoke marijuana, resulting in multiple DUI and drug possession charges.

These segments are interspersed with the hosts' trademark humor and witty commentary, making even the oddest news items entertaining.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold (66:31): "How does that affect 4,000 people?"

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5. Dental Hygiene Banter (94:25 - 108:00)

A lighter yet informative segment focuses on dental hygiene, prompted by a survey revealing that over half of Americans lie about their oral health during dental appointments. The hosts discuss brushing techniques, the importance of flossing, and the use of tools like water picks. Personal anecdotes about transitioning to better dental habits add a relatable touch.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (105:56): "If you've ever been less than truthful in the dentist chair, you're not alone."

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6. PI Day Celebrations & Gratitude (125:00 - End)

Celebrating PI Day (March 14th), the hosts share personal stories and engage in humorous exchanges about topics like manual transmissions in cars and the quirky behaviors of leprechauns. They send birthday wishes to a listener named Alec and discuss upcoming events and charity initiatives. The segment emphasizes community involvement, particularly highlighting a program that provides superhero gowns for children in hospitals.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (163:31): "Why can't leprechauns hate amusement parks? Because they're too short for the rides."

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Conclusion

The episode concludes with the hosts preparing for upcoming live shows in Cincinnati and Toledo, promoting their merchandise to support charitable causes, and maintaining their signature blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and engaging discussions. They wrap up with final jokes and interactions, leaving listeners entertained and informed.

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Overall Impression The March 14, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a dynamic mix of humor, heartfelt tributes, and intriguing news stories. From playful debates about Prince Charles to honoring a beloved sports writer, and covering bizarre news incidents, the show maintains its engaging and entertaining essence. Informative segments on dental hygiene and community-focused announcements add depth, making the episode a well-rounded and enjoyable listen for both regular and new audiences.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

1. Chick McGee (00:33): "I want to drink a Budweiser with Prince Charles."
2. Chick McGee (11:49): "We hope the children will be raised the way that Diana wants them raised as opposed to the way that Charles."
3. Tom Griswold (28:02): "Pick up a pillow under your gun. She's gonna be sleeping for a week."
4. Tom Griswold (45:46): "John Feinstein was a guy that had a passion for athletes and for sports, not necessarily the biggest sports and the biggest athletes."
5. Tom Griswold (66:31): "How does that affect 4,000 people?"
6. Christy Lee (105:56): "If you've ever been less than truthful in the dentist chair, you're not alone."
7. Chick McGee (163:31): "Why can't leprechauns hate amusement parks? Because they're too short for the rides."

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

It's the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I've decided I'm the only guy in the world that likes the hell out of Prince Charles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I want to drink a Budweiser with Prince Charles.

[Christy Lee]

You think Prince Charles drinks Budweiser?

[Chick McGee]

If he hangs out with me, he's going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then he won't do either.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm positive. I'm positive that Pat Carlini and Christie both despise Prince Charles.

[Christy Lee]

Despise him? He's a little strange, but he's kind of a geek.

[Chick McGee]

Told you. He's got big ears and he can't dance well. But the man's gonna be the king of England. He's going out with his old college girlfriend, Camilla Parker. Dam Bowles, the ugliest woman in England. So apparently he can see past outside beauty into inner beauty, which makes him one of them Oprah Winfrey sensitive types.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

He could be sleeping with every woman in England. She's gonna be the king of Damn England. If I was King England, I'd be sleeping with every woman in England. I'd be knocking on the door, Fred, go to Home Depot for about an hour. King England, good to see you.

[Willie Griswold]

How you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Doug, bring your wife over in a bathing suit. Go with him. Bring me back some pliers. King England, how you doing? Good to see you. What's the fun of being king of England if you can't sleep with every woman in England? King David and the Bible did that. You remember that his big sin. He's up on the palace wall. He looks over and sees Bathsheba, the new girl next door, taking a bath on the roof. Boy, look at the breast on her. It turns out her husband's a captain in your army. Well, screw him. Send him to the front. Prince Charles ride a horse without falling off. He can ski down a hill without wrapping himself around a pine tree somewhere. Takes care of his kids, looks good in a kilt. Yeah, and he's got to take crap off his brother in law in front of five begging people at one time at the funeral and keep a straight face, you know, goodwill. He wanted to reach over and bitch slap that brother in law. We hope that the children will be raised the way that Diana wants them raised as opposed to the way that Charles. I said, Hey, 400 years ago, you're nuts to be a door knocker on the tower. How about you head back to South Africa and run around on your wife some more? Sell trinkets at the grave site. Get the gay guy back up there and play piano. Tomorrow I'm gonna name pale both of you. King England.

[Josh Arnold]

King England.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard Candle in the Wind that makes my butt hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

King England. The fabulous Tim Wilson. Good morning. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Tom. Check out. Check out Pat's hair. He looks like he just got out of bed. Ran for the bus. I got out of 2am I think it's cool. You look a little disheveled.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel disheveled.

[Pat Godwin]

You look like the basement guy working on the time machine.

[Christy Lee]

You look a little tired, I gotta admit.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Willie Griswold. He's here.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning, man.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody see the moon?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I clean forgot about it.

[Chick McGee]

I saw it on tv. Yeah, it'll look cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw it on tv.

[Willie Griswold]

Was it red?

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I was asleep.

[Pat Godwin]

Hang on, let me just. Stop it.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Pat Godwin]

This man Ace jumped a couple notches in my book right now. Because if it's available on tv, I'd much prefer that to having to deal with anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that a revelatory moment with your daughter?

[Pat Godwin]

My magnificent daughter. I said, honey, you want to go watch the fireworks? And she got this funny look. She was like 11, 9, 10, 11. Along in there. And she got funny. She goes, we have to go outside. Where. Where are they? The fairgrounds.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. Go.

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't they on tv? And I said, yes, they are. You're damn right they are.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's wrong with contemporary culture. Oh, I'm gonna watch the fireworks on my phone. No, the moon.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out there with the dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

It's 75 inch TV, not the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it, 3:30 Eastern Daylight Time?

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

I look up and the shadow of the Earth is going across the moon. And then for just for a brief moment, it was red. The so called blood moon. It's very exciting. You guys all slept through it, okay?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, happily. Too happily. I.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently Pat didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

The dog got him too.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Willie Griswold]

Do they shoot the image of the shadow onto the moon from Houston or from Burbank, you think?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. The technology is all from Burbank, but. Yeah, they put it down to Houston. Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Cloud coverage.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I love the. I love our conspiracy culture. It's all out there. But that'd be tricky, though. That does remind me, though. I've always been critical of the Bat signal.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

What if it's not cloudy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Gotham's typically.

[Christy Lee]

It's always dreary.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotham makes Seattle look like Tampa. I never thought about that.

[Pat Godwin]

But Gotham's not New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Gotham. It's a different place.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Gotham City. But then. And then New York in the 80s adopted it.

[Pat Godwin]

New York City. Ish.

[Tom Griswold]

They started calling it Gotham.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that when that happened? I thought that was older than that. I thought it was like Knickerbocker. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Old.

[Tom Griswold]

I got. I remember hearing it. I never. When I lived there, I.

[Pat Godwin]

No one ever said, I remember something from some book. Gotham City. What a wonderful site for this old Knickerbocker. And it was an old book.

[Tom Griswold]

Knickerbocker. Problematic. Also.

[Chick McGee]

The basketball team.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's just awkward. Word. Just awkward. Awkward phrasing.

[Chick McGee]

How far away is Gotham from Metropolis?

[Willie Griswold]

It's like Baltimore D.C. close.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's like Across a Bay. I read.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I got free time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There are nerds out there losing their minds because this is all. Is or is that true, what you just said?

[Willie Griswold]

I read that one time. I think that in different, you know, universes and different adaptations.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? You're right. Because in Flash and Arrow TV shows, they would go back and forth oh, they would. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's all dc, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Flash and Arrow. Dc. Batman's dc.

[Tom Griswold]

World's finest comics. Batman and Superman.

[Pat Godwin]

Superman's dc.

[Tom Griswold]

And they get together because they have.

[Pat Godwin]

The legion of superheroes, but Marvel doesn't have. Where? Where, Where? Stark Enterprises.

[Chick McGee]

New York.

[Pat Godwin]

That's New York City. New York. They use New York.

[Willie Griswold]

It's in L. A. In the first two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

He buys Avengers Towers. A lot of people online think that Wilson Fisk is going to buy it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're actually talking about it.

[Willie Griswold]

The new Daredevil adaptation. He's mayor and, you know, all the heroes from New York City are coming out. Chick, the White Tiger, the Daredevil Punisher might be back.

[Pat Godwin]

My God, what have I done?

[Tom Griswold]

He lost me here.

[Pat Godwin]

I do enjoy the Daredevil. The Daredevil TV show. There's a new one? Yeah, the Daredevil Back from the dead or something. That Charlie. Whatever the hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he blind?

[Willie Griswold]

He's blind, you guys. I hate how much I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's wonderful.

[Willie Griswold]

It's so fun.

[Chick McGee]

The only Daredevil has been Affleck.

[Pat Godwin]

And by the way, Tom, Daredevil. Is dc. Or is Daredevil dc? Or is it Marvel? That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

He's blind. How's he get around, Radar?

[Pat Godwin]

He's back. Like he's a daredevil.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he knows. He's got some sort of sonar that he's developed.

[Josh Arnold]

Sonar?

[Tom Griswold]

There's some really crappy superheroes out there. I always thought Green Lantern was awful.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think we can all agree that the worst superheroes. Gambit.

[Christy Lee]

Gambit.

[Pat Godwin]

Channing Tatum.

[Chick McGee]

In the comics and stuff. I thought he was cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Throws cards.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You think Hawkeye's bad?

[Chick McGee]

Is Cajun? Sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't he throw cards?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That must hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

But he's in the latest.

[Willie Griswold]

He's in the Deadpool and Wolverine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Channing Tatum. A pretty funny adaptation of his, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But is. Is Mystery Men where the guy throws spoons?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, spoons and forks. I like, remember there's like a big issue. Is that he runs out of forks at one point and he has to throw a spoon and it's not as effective. Is that a joke in that movie, or am I making that up?

[Chick McGee]

It should have been if it wasn't. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember that as being the best half a movie ever. It started really great and then. Then kind of went. Went downhill.

[Pat Godwin]

William H. Macy. William H. Macy as the Shoveler.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Herman.

[Pat Godwin]

I shovel very Very well.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Waits.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's very good. We have many letters to get to, A lot of other things happening. Perhaps we should just start with a real quick letter. This is about a new story we had yesterday that I thought was great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't know what was.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was my phone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome to the letter corner.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's you.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's Tom. Hello, Tom. Do you have a letter?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought my phone was going off.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know where you got that.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea, that thing you just played right there.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds like your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I thought. I didn't know what it was. My phone's already rebelling anyway.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Pat Godwin]

What happened now?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, look, all. Everything turned black in the front now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

A couple days ago, I woke up and all my email had been resorted. I couldn't find anything.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can change that back to the way it used to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm tired of them doing this to me.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have you show me how to do that, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's so annoying. Anyway, so I just thought maybe I had a new ring and I was getting a phone call, probably telling me that I owed money for a toll that I don't really owe money for.

[Chick McGee]

Same here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. In regard to the story about the uptick in people mixing up crazy glue and eyedrop bottles, I don't know what's worse, the fact that the story reinforces Tom's paranoia and proves that society is dumbing down to Tom's level. This was a real story. I've always said this. It's always troubled me. And we had another story from a doctor saying, yeah, people keep coming in that have been putting crazy glue in their eyeballs instead of their eye drops. So please be careful. And thank you, Tyler from Louisville, for taking the time and making the time of trouble to write us a letter. Now, we have a ton of letters we're going to get to, including my favorites, involving, of course, Chuck Norris. And I will limit myself to a handful of Chuck Norris.

[Chick McGee]

Handful?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What, you want to give me a limit?

[Chick McGee]

Zero. Oh, Four days.

[Christy Lee]

One.

[Chick McGee]

It's been at least four days.

[Pat Godwin]

We do have a new. We have a letter this morning about you and your Chuck Norris. And it. All it says is, dear Chick, I like that new segment Tom's been doing. Adventures and boring. It definitely needs a theme song.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. I can come back with a theme song.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got? What do you got? Are you going to do a Chuck now or later?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I do want to do it later.

[Chick McGee]

I've got.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a couple I've never seen before. They are very good. And. And we did our. We did have a little tribute to King Charles. Because King Charles has his playlist out that Christy was listening to.

[Christy Lee]

MC Addicted. The Grace Jones thing is when he talks about how he and he and his wife are good friends with Grace Jones. I'm just.

[Pat Godwin]

Dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a human praying mantis.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we don't have to worry about what food we're serving. She hasn't eaten since 1987.

[Christy Lee]

So the intro, the song by Ray. This is a poppy little number.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was like, oh my God, I met her at the King's Trust. Yeah. I mean, it's just. It's so humanizing for the King, but it's just.

[Willie Griswold]

That's what I hate about it.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Willie Griswold]

This rich jerk had a team of eight consultants come in to be like, we're gonna tell you what music to play and what to say before you say it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

And then people won't think you're a lizard.

[Chick McGee]

Charles.

[Christy Lee]

He has some pretty sweet stories. I don't know. I'm openo.

[Josh Arnold]

Ballet was over for dinner tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Delightful.

[Willie Griswold]

When we were six, they took the slaves away. Yes, it was sad, but we all had to grow. How I hope they're fine.

[Christy Lee]

You can listen for yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

An hour of your time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a one hour. So he's DJing?

[Christy Lee]

It's just for an hour? Yeah, he's deejaying the whole time. He has a story for every song.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he's trying to out Hollywood his daughter in law. She's in the COVID of People who cares. The headline. Every door flew open. I'm a princess. No roughing it. In my billion dollar mansion in la. It's time now to treat yourself to something worth a billion dollars. Of course. I'm talking about good posture, comfort, and your beautiful orange insoles. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

I bet standing on the bank in that odd angle.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

By the way, they took that down 10 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have that. No. No wonder.

[Pat Godwin]

The line as long as they have Captain eo, I'm interested.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's right next to the Dick Tracy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, both those rides, I wait forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anyone see the story about the event in line at Guardians of the Galaxy?

[Chick McGee]

No, we'll have to talk about it soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Orange Insouls Coming up, we'll find out what happened in line at Guardians of the Galaxy.

[Chick McGee]

Something gross?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, here's a little hint about what's gonna happen on today's show. Ladies and gentlemen, coming up in sports, we have a special treat. That's your hint. Had you ready?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't do this.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone else does.

[Chick McGee]

I saw the boss in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, get with the program, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hey, welcome back to the well oiled machine that is the Bob and Tom Show. Christy and Pat and Josh and Ace and Willie's here. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How you doing over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I miss going through the overnights.

[Pat Godwin]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

You got any letters over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Me? No, I only had the one there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, then. Christy, you got any?

[Christy Lee]

Nope. You got them all. I guess I do.

[Chick McGee]

I got one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

It references our friend and guest from yesterday, Sam Miller. Well, Broderick, what a great name.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He wrote in and he said he's 30. He's been listening for quite a long time. And he has. He had such a great time listening to Tom rip on everybody. Said all bets were off. Tom was ripping on everyone. Cut to commercial. And when you returned, Tom was introducing Sam Miller. So I figured, hey, that's a safe time to take a drink of water. Wrong, says Roderick. The second sentence out of Tom's mouth was asking Sam if he weighed 800 pounds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's a picture. I should. I wonder if he'll let me do this. I should is what I said. He went to the zoo yesterday and was standing next to one of the female elephants.

[Chick McGee]

This is Sam Miller.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. He's almost as tall as the elephant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What is he, 6 6-3-660?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He met one of our female elephants and he goes, I like big girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, and I should point this out. Sam and Willie G. Yeah. Peoria tonight and tomorrow you'll be at the famous Jukebox Comedy Club. That should be. That should be great. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Me and Sam sharing Airbnb. I'm excited.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna have fun.

[Willie Griswold]

His CPAP can lull me to sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

No hotel anymore there.

[Willie Griswold]

No, we're doing the Airbnb this time. It'll be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You okay? Here's a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait just one second. I wanna. I wanna see if anybody recognizes this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, I got nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Highway Patrol?

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

With Broderick Crawford.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, ouch.

[Pat Godwin]

Highway Patrol, a duly authorized organization swings into action. I have a headphone. Maybe called the state police, state troopers, militia, the rangers or the Highway Patrol. These are the stories of the men.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose training these men have.

[Chick McGee]

We couldn't have recorded this last. Last week, when I was feeling fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I played that in honor of the fact that we had A letter from a guy named Broderick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, great name.

[Tom Griswold]

And the only time I've heard of Broderick, of course, is Broderick Crawford.

[Chick McGee]

Did Broderick. Matthew Broderick as a first name. Did Broderick Crawford play a detective or something?

[Pat Godwin]

He was a highway patrol lieutenant.

[Chick McGee]

He was an imposing figure, Very gruff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but he wore a suit and a tie and a hat. Didn't wear a highway patrol uniform. A great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Great actor. He's like a tough coach. One of those guys much like that announcer. All right, kids, get in line. Talk during the fire trail. We kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Very tough coach.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Who else had a letter?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I had a letter. I was stationed. Dear Bob and Tom, I was stationed in Germany in the 80s. There was a show on German television called Ronnie's Pop Show. They had chimps dressed like people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And they would play music and the chimps would dance, and every now and then it would look like they were lip syncing the songs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Ronnie of Ronnie's Pop Shop would introduce the current pop music. This show was so popular, they even released compilation records of the hits on the show. Similar to the K Tel. It was a creation of German comedian and apparently legend. Our writer says German comedian Otto Valkas, still considered one of the greatest German comedians.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not familiar with the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Does have videos, evidently. They're available on YouTube if you want to see monkeys dancing or music and kind of singing or chimps or whatever they are. That's from Rick in Newton, Iowa. Wow. Rooting Tootin Newton.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we're doing our little mailbag segment. You could reach us, Bob and [e-mail].

[Pat Godwin]

And letters from listeners brought to you by Hyundai. The Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Get deals so right it almost feels wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I love deals like that, but don't wait.

[Pat Godwin]

Visit your local Hyundai dealer today. Great song. If loving you is right, I don't want to be. What is it? Or if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right, right again.

[Pat Godwin]

If kidnapping you is wrong, I don't want to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter here from Mike, Mikey.

[Chick McGee]

Michael, Mickey, Mickey, Mack, Mac.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. The big M. Let's just give the guy nicknames.

[Pat Godwin]

I wanted to do that a long time ago. Give everybody a nickname. We interacted with. And you poo pooed it.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we got time today.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead, tell me a little bit. Tell me a little bit about Michael. What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as you can see, Michael is a Man. A few words.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see from there, this is Mikey Brief. This might be 15 words in this letter.

[Pat Godwin]

Mikey Short stack.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mike's last name is also short.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, Michael Short. Michael Short.

[Willie Griswold]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

His last name is four letters. Try to guess him.

[Willie Griswold]

Mike.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Fung?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

F, U, N, G. It's not Fung.

[Chick McGee]

It's an anus.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Is it poop?

[Pat Godwin]

Mike Poop.

[Josh Arnold]

Mike Poop.

[Tom Griswold]

If this guy's name was Mike Poop, don't you think I would have had a chorus?

[Willie Griswold]

He would have been doing the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? And now with sports, it's Mike Poop. Oh, that'd be irresistible. Mike. As you can see, it's a very short letter. Okay. He writes, when Alexander Graham invented the phone, he had missed three calls from Chuck Norris. That incorporates the whole Chuck Norris theme and of course, the famous event with Alexander Graham Bell. And here he is. This is either Thomas Edison or Alexander Graham Bell.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Thomas Edison. And you know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Telephone.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I would get a visa.

[Chick McGee]

You should be arrested.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what, you fool? I. That's not the phone, you lunatic. It's Thomas Edison.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the phonograph.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes. The Coney was recording on. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. They weren't the same guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You just wanted to play the girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't there a legend that somebody, an Italian, actually invented the telephone? This is from a Sopranos episode. Alexander Graham Bell did not invent. He stole some Italian's idea.

[Willie Griswold]

No, that doesn't make sense. Because they like it. Talking with their hands. They couldn't invent the telephone. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you happy? Are you happy what you turned your son into?

[Willie Griswold]

They couldn't hold the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy invented it, but he dropped it and broke it. Well, if you're just listening. I mean, I'm. If you're just joining us, rather, I'll start over. If you're just joining us. We are the Bob and Tom show, and we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Pat Godwin]

Antonio Meucci actually invented the telephone.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Santano.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of. What is. What is his last name?

[Pat Godwin]

Mayuchi. M E, U, C, C, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Ciao, Meuchi.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard of him.

[Pat Godwin]

And I remember Gandolfini saying that on the episode. Antonio Miucci invented the telephone, not Alexander Graham Bell. I'll smack the crap out of you.

[Chick McGee]

And he's talking to a pigeon.

[Pat Godwin]

Wandering through the party.

[Josh Arnold]

He Did a lot of therapy back there.

[Pat Godwin]

Just about had it.

[Willie Griswold]

Why watch any other TV show?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I have never seen that.

[Willie Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You. You need to leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really well. And go watch the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And then come back.

[Pat Godwin]

And then if I will. If you like it, you can come back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the best serialized show you've watched? Did you ever watch the Americans?

[Christy Lee]

I watched a couple of episodes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yellowstone.

[Christy Lee]

I liked yellowstone. I'm watched 1923 right now. I really enjoy that.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd enjoy that, Tom. 1923 because you think that's just last week. I think that's the 1923 future. I just got done watching Breaking Bad again and it's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty strong. It's a little grimmer than I remember.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I tried to watch that. And the episode where the bathtub fell through the. I'm done.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the first episode. I think it might start in the first episode.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It may be the pilot.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought about that scene last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a body in it or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

It's supposed to get plastic.

[Christy Lee]

What's the show that Carrie Russell does right now where she's the President?

[Tom Griswold]

The Americans. The Americans.

[Pat Godwin]

Much more city too.

[Christy Lee]

I love the diplomat.

[Pat Godwin]

Off to England.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not saying I don't think that you realize I have never heard of anyone talk about the Americans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

It was voted like the top five of all time. And it was the Sopranos. The Americans. What was the cop one in Baltimore?

[Willie Griswold]

Wires.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaking Bad. Yeah. The Americans is amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Except for the ending.

[Tom Griswold]

They kind of pulled the punch.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the ending.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the ending I wanted. They bring back the daughter. She walks into where they used to meet with their handler. The daughter says, I'm ready. That's how you end the series.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how the best ending of any of those Mad Men. Mad Men actually put a great ending on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But boy, there was one couple years there. It was seasons that were tough.

[Chick McGee]

I disagree.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't like California.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing was great.

[Christy Lee]

I did not like the California part as much.

[Tom Griswold]

But a lot of those you develop, you. You start watching them and you watch them for years. Then they have a really dumb ending. It's kind of sad.

[Christy Lee]

I love Mad Men.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you like the Sopranos lack of an ending once?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I'm. How do I. I'm satisfied with my personal explanation of how the Sopranos ended.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't like it.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like to hear It.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Tony Soprano's dead. He got shot in the restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Only because there wouldn't have been any other reason for spiritual Meadow to have such a problem parallel parking her car. If she hadn't gotten out of the car, walked into the restaurant just as she does. He gets shot. There's no other reason to delay it like that. Unless you want the timing of Meadow coming in and seeing Tony get shot.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't like when Suzanne wake up. Woke up in the bed.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was.

[Chick McGee]

That was classic with Tony. Very odd. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. I thought we were going to talk seriously about television show.

[Tom Griswold]

Now get over the. The final song playing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. The Journey. Yeah. Don't Stop Believing.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the second to last song?

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you hosting trivia at a bar right now? What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

He played a song before that.

[Willie Griswold]

I think the penultimate song was by Little Feet.

[Chick McGee]

I was Little Feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I liked it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They have a new album coming out.

[Pat Godwin]

How that you dream.

[Josh Arnold]

Who does?

[Tom Griswold]

Little Fee. Yeah, that'll be interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It's called Little Foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's called.

[Chick McGee]

No one's left.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, actually only a couple guys left.

[Pat Godwin]

When Noel got out, I was done. Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. Oh, this is a. Dear Christy, I've listened to you for 25 years. Thank you for how amazing you are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

What the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I read that wrong. It was Dear guys and Christy fellas like how amazing you are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I'm rewriting this. You were talking about weird sandwiches. Christy, my father was a big fan of peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. My brother in law eats. Oh, God. Peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Willie Griswold]

That's a lot of. That's a lot of.

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard of that. That's. Yeah, that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I hate Miracle Whip. If I were president, that'd be my first presidential thing. Make it illegal.

[Christy Lee]

I grew up on peanut butter marshmallow sandwiches.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I ate every day.

[Willie Griswold]

Not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Every single day.

[Willie Griswold]

They're rich. But you know what you eat?

[Christy Lee]

Peanut butter and marshmallow cream.

[Willie Griswold]

The fluffernutter.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never had one. I know it.

[Christy Lee]

A Fluffer Nutter. Every day when I was in school. Yeah. Every day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to complete this joke? Doesn't a fluffernutter sound like a sex move?

[Willie Griswold]

Two way player on a. Oh, I.

[Chick McGee]

Was actually put some work and effort into it.

[Pat Godwin]

Not backstage.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where you're supposed to go.

[Chick McGee]

Then Tom said I Gave her the.

[Tom Griswold]

Old fluffer nutter last night. She's not going to be able to.

[Chick McGee]

Walk for a week. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I gave her the fluff.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is his way of being able to do the joke. Yeah, it's really cheating.

[Pat Godwin]

We need to do something about you and the Chuck Norris. We need to do something about you and the. Everything's a. I want. Sounds like a sex.

[Tom Griswold]

I want more Chuck Norris jokes.

[Willie Griswold]

Here's my theory. I feel like you've always been about 20 years behind just generally, and I think that this is, like, you must have stumbled into the late 2000 and tens recently. You're gonna start talking about bacon and saying everything is awesome sauce and epic. I think you're just sort of slowly, you're gonna get into the national next week.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday he told me I was hella funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome sauce. That makes me.

[Willie Griswold]

You're gonna start sending me YouTube videos of the lonely island. Guys, I'm very excited for you to discover 2009.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, no, I. I do have another nice letter. This is from Mark. What's his nickname?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we don't know anything about Mark.

[Pat Godwin]

After we give him a nickname, like, where's he from? Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's actually significant because Mark writes from Denton, Texas. I love this. Home of the tall girls and the virgin pines. As opposed to the virgin girls and the tall pines. Mark from Denton, Texas.

[Pat Godwin]

Cowboy Mark. Yeah, Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

T bone.

[Pat Godwin]

Be happy with it, Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

T bone's a little wittier, I think. Cowboy Mark.

[Pat Godwin]

Why is T bone. T bone doesn't mean Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Texas starts with a T. Texas is T bone.

[Pat Godwin]

How about a cowboy cut? What? What's the steak? You'd get a cowboy with a tomahawk. No, we can't say.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's true. That there's something called a tomahawk steak, right?

[Pat Godwin]

With a T bone. Because Pat said it. Yeah, let's do that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Ribeye. The guy's from Texas. And the most original name you can come up with is Cowboy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Cowboy Mark.

[Pat Godwin]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Cowboy Mark.

[Chick McGee]

Mark the kid.

[Christy Lee]

How about oil man Mark? Ooh, a lot of oil men.

[Tom Griswold]

In Cowboy, Mark writes greasy Mark. Chuck. Nora sleeps with a pillow under his gun. I don't even get that, because normally you sleep with a gun under your pillow. But see, Chuck is I. I. Mark. Cowboy Mark. I liked it.

[Chick McGee]

Mark, comma, Mark. This has nothing to do with the quality of what you're sending in. We just simply cannot react anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. He has one more. Okay, Cowboy Mark.

[Willie Griswold]

Rule of threes, right, Cowboy?

[Tom Griswold]

Cowboy. Mark writes, Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I like that one.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of funny. Adds to the lore of it all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is good.

[Tom Griswold]

So it doesn't get an actual laugh?

[Chick McGee]

No, dude, no. We told you it wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

But no, no. Well, how dated is that? The whole thing's d. Yeah, of course, Chuck Norris.

[Chick McGee]

But it was after like three or four of those when we all went, oh, yeah, all we're going to do is. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. One more.

[Chick McGee]

No, you see, that's the thing you don't learn.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was the rule of three. Willie just told me.

[Willie Griswold]

No, you already did three.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Wasn't this also like this all come from Monday? Remember his camera and dodgeball? Did that kind of lead to his weird. Was it Internet?

[Chick McGee]

Was it.

[Willie Griswold]

Were there memes about this thing? I feel like it was maybe the last.

[Chick McGee]

It was pretty meme, I think.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's get over with.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurry up, Christy. I'll do this for you.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she won't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Chuck Norris playing houses over here. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that one's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can imagine how difficult that would be.

[Christy Lee]

That would be very hard.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, now that part was funny.

[Willie Griswold]

One could imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now let's just move forward here.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Simply Safe. We have it here at the studio to check and see if there are more Chuck Norris jokes coming down the hallway. Simply Safe. You know, traditional security systems only take action after somebody's already broken into your home.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, you know, the owner and creator of Simply Safe doesn't have Simply Safe in his home. Was Chuck Norris safe?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that needs work.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, chick. Coming up, coffee in the news, chewing on wood in the news. And orgasm in the news for the ladies. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I. I saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what other fairy tales.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have breastfeeding in the news. Okay. All right, baby. And there's an alligator in the dining room. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Chick McGee]

Get in the zone.

[Pat Godwin]

AutoZone.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Item.

[Chick McGee]

Buy one, get one half off. This week only at AutoZone. Get in the zone. Auto Zone restrictions apply. Marjorie.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, I was doing the old man. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

My right armpit itches like I didn't put deodorant on this morning, but I know I did. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Your armpits itch when you don't put on deodorant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, kinda.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you. What? Deodorant is your choice.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You had to. Didn't they stop making your deodorant?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm now a Bravo. Sierra should be native. What do you mean? Oh, What? What?

[Josh Arnold]

Native is great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a brand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't mean you should be a native.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

Mitchum Uncensored scented. Oh, in the gel.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Gel. Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's sticky.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it. Mitchell. A very masculine sounding name.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Robert Mitchum started it when he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did he know?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. In the winds of war, the Herman woke. Are you like that?

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any celebrity deodorants?

[Chick McGee]

That's a good question.

[Pat Godwin]

Is, do we consider a teen spirit a celebrity deodorant?

[Chick McGee]

No, it started as a non.

[Tom Griswold]

That came before the song.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, sure. But I mean, it kind of.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

That's as close as.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just wondering, are there just, you know, Kim Kardashian have a. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

There's the. The Johnny Depp cologne, I believe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Where he plays guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he sure does.

[Pat Godwin]

Savage or something real good.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a bunch of colognes, but is there a deodorant per se?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think a lot of celebrities.

[Chick McGee]

Want to attack themselves.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't there a sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a douche, Kardashian? No. Awfully quiet in here.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you just working backwards for that?

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't there celebrities every now and then for secret. Made like a man strong. Made for a woman. Strong enough for a man Made for a woman or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I meant was the way there are, for example, like, celebrity tequilas. Yeah, exactly. Clooney has what I could never remember. Clooney has a tequila or a gin or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Casamigo, who has the.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has the gin?

[Willie Griswold]

Ryan Reynolds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go. But I mean, I'm just worried. Does anyone have a deal?

[Christy Lee]

No. There's a market for it. Why don't you start one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Smell like Tom Grisball.

[Chick McGee]

You can have a deodorant called Tom's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta take this to Shark Tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like the air of false importance?

[Chick McGee]

Chris Wall?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I listen to recommended Bravo Sierra, and I'd like it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. And that stands for the. That's from the code.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Like, this is BS or whatever. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It works well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it smells. What was the one that they stopped making that you used?

[Chick McGee]

I. It was a scent of Axe deodorant.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, which one?

[Chick McGee]

Excite.

[Willie Griswold]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

It may have been. It may have been Excite.

[Christy Lee]

Excite.

[Chick McGee]

That might still be around. There was something that changed, though.

[Willie Griswold]

I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. The deodorant didn't change.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember?

[Chick McGee]

My body changed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

This happens like every four or five years.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My body just rejects the current deodorant.

[Tom Griswold]

How does it reject it?

[Chick McGee]

It stops.

[Josh Arnold]

It overrides it.

[Christy Lee]

This is not working.

[Pat Godwin]

Not uncommon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean you suddenly have severe BO Kinda.

[Chick McGee]

To me, at least. And I asked everybody. I was like, I can smell me. Can you guys? And everybody was either super polite. And I don't mean in this room.

[Josh Arnold]

You go into Starbucks and ask this question.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

However, we know that you love the 60s and 70s, and if you were Push comes to shove, a nation. Tom, what day is it you would say right guard. September 3, 1972.

[Christy Lee]

You spray on Right Guard.

[Pat Godwin]

You must wear Right Guard because that's the last big 60s deodorant that was on television.

[Tom Griswold]

Old Spice.

[Pat Godwin]

Old Spice. Right Guard Ivory soap, all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

But the roll on with the ball.

[Christy Lee]

In it and roll on.

[Tom Griswold]

That would rip your armpit hairs out.

[Chick McGee]

It must have. Oh, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I never used it.

[Pat Godwin]

I used the. The rollers. Never happened.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I had a roll on one.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have hair under my eyes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm pretty hairy. I can't see that happening to you because you didn't have any pubic hair. Oh, no. Armpit hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Eventually I got both.

[Chick McGee]

Willie, did you like the roll on one?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

And it might have just been the brand that I was using. It was like, an aloe and almond because I'm allergic to the real ingredient. And the stuff. Deodorant and this stuff, it just sucked. You'd put it on, and it'd be wet, so you get a pit stain immediately. It smells really good. But you had to put it on, like, six times a day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Willie Griswold]

You just kept smelling. But, yeah. Aloe and almond.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there. Are there generic deodorants the way there are, like, generic cigarettes?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good question.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure there's, like, Amazon deodorant.

[Tom Griswold]

Or something like a cheap. Does Costco have a deodorant?

[Chick McGee]

For a while I was using old herbs, and I didn't like it as much. Oh, I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a thing, Christy, where he.

[Chick McGee]

Never put it together?

[Tom Griswold]

I get it.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm sorry I didn't mention Chuck Norris in it.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't need deodorant. He was Deodorant.

[Chick McGee]

Deodorant wears Chuck Norris. Doesn't that sound like a sex movie?

[Pat Godwin]

And we're through the looking glass.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave her the old Chuck.

[Pat Godwin]

Nora.

[Tom Griswold]

She won't walk for a week. Christy, wasn't there a thing where you take a crystal and rub it in your armpits? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That was a big deal for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that work?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it works on keeping you from getting dates.

[Christy Lee]

No, I sweat like a man. I have to use an antiperspirant. I can't use a deodorant.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your brand?

[Christy Lee]

I use Vani cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Vani cream?

[Chick McGee]

You sweat like a man. Meaning it drips from your balls.

[Tom Griswold]

You've redeemed yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute. You smear cream in your arm?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's the name of it. It's called Vanicream. V A N I C R E.

[Tom Griswold]

A One of the dares. So that's Faggy cream, Pat fanny.

[Christy Lee]

They make a whole series of facial moisturizers and deodorants.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a gross name for a product.

[Christy Lee]

It is really great.

[Willie Griswold]

Granny.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really great. It's for sensitive skin. It's. The dermatologist recommended it.

[Chick McGee]

The word fan. I've heard people claim that the fanny pack. One of the reasons more people don't wear them is because it's called the fanny pack. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't they come up with a new name for them? I forgot it. They rebranded it somehow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have to.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't they call it the pouch or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Personal pouch convenience or something?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you wear a fanny pack? Because it's called a fanny pack. I was called a fanny.

[Christy Lee]

Doing that now. If you notice women wear the fanny pack across the front of them rather than around there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It looks like you have a giant beaver if you have that big fanny pack on.

[Pat Godwin]

Belt, bag, belt, bag. Belt bag is the new.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when one of the one of the professional football teams, their designer really hadn't thought it through. Do you remember this? And they had sort of these V shaped black patches in the front. It was really unfortunate. Remember that 25 synchronized bleached blondes with these huge black beavers jumping around.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, we'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were good days at halftime. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

More Chuck Norris coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

What? What is coming up in sports?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great question. Oh, Steph Curry sets setting another record. We'll talk about the Cubs and the Dodgers in Japan next week. It's going to be interesting viewing if you're as far as time goes because Japan right now, it's early August.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

So that's really gonna throw you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and we have and samurai swords in the news when we come back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We're down at the Mura.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat Godwin's here.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Willie Griswold. Hello. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much. Real sad news. Yesterday, good friend of the show, John Feinstein died. What?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was at his brother's house and he died of natural causes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

Till after the show to tell us that.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we, oh, no, we thought everyone knew.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, he was a very controversial figure, but he, he filed a report, I want to say, two days ago in the Washington Post.

[Chick McGee]

Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

About, he was covering college basketball.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This was very unexpected.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's been on our show. I think I forget how many books he's written, but we were his good luck charm because when he, his first book and still his most famous book, season on the Brink, when he wrote that, he came in here, he came into the studio, so he always considered it a good luck charm. And that became when it came out, it was the best selling sports book of all time. I think he may have surpassed himself when he wrote the book. A Good Walk Spoiled another great book about golf. But yeah, John was terrific. We talked to him every few months. Yeah. But it was very sudden. And when Bob Knight died, Feinstein wrote a really nice tribute to Coach Knight because the story on Season on the Brink was that John Feinstein was a young reporter and Bob Knight gave him total access, as Feinstein said, even during rough times. Then when the book came out, Knight didn't speak with him for eight years because he was really upset because of the profanity in the book. But they made their peace eventually. And here's John wrote, Bob Knight decided to forgive me and we had a distant, though cordial relationship for the rest of his life.

[Chick McGee]

John, for those who've never read any of his books, you can pick up anything of his that is something you may not think you're even interested in. And he, his books read almost like a thriller. I mean, they are fascinating and entertaining and we can't recommend them enough. That's very sad news. And I'm sorry for you guys. I know you were real close to him and I only got to know him for the last few years and.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite thing was when he would call a torture chick Talking about the. Then Washington. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

But there was a respect there. He really appreciated it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, I came over the phone yesterday, I couldn't believe it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is a punch in the stomach.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, and here's John's quote about here. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Check.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a sweet fellow, but you're an idiot. How do you not like that guy?

[Chick McGee]

Loved him.

[Pat Godwin]

Gone far too soon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he'll be missed.

[Josh Arnold]

Big part of the show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he'll be missed.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was a guy that had a passion for. For athletes and for sports, not necessarily the biggest sports and the biggest athletes. He wrote a number of books about leagues that weren't top of mind. And we always joked with him that he'd go to his publisher and the publisher would go, hey, will you write a book about Tiger Woods? And he'd go, no, I'd rather write about the Ivy League or whatever it might be. But as Josh said, he could take a topic that you think you would have no interest in and really make it exciting. Plus he wrote a lot of. A number of, I should say, novels, youth oriented books about athletics and whatever. Junior high, high school. Great reads. If you've got kids that age that you want to pull them away from the, from the video game for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredibly sad news yet. So we're really, really gonna miss him. John Feinstein was 69 years old, man. Wow. So. And his brother, and I was just reading the obituary as his brother said people loved him or hated him.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. He was certainly not shy of sharing his opinions.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was on a number of. He was on ESPN for a while and he did on a number of talk shows, but we talked to him a lot. So sad. Just sad news. Now time to switch gears here and lighten things up. My favorite story in sports today involves a samurai sword boy.

[Chick McGee]

Anytime if you were at a party and anybody ever said, you want to see what I can do with my sword? That was a good time to leave the room. I never liked sword guy.

[Willie Griswold]

We had a sword. After college, me and my buddy Mark moved to Chicago. And one night we were watching tv, the late night infomercials and they were selling all these tactical knives. I was like, you can buy 150 tactical knives for $200. And we're like, this is dumb. Who would buy all these knives for 200? And then it went down to 180. And then it went down to 160. They threw in a kitchen set and then it finally got down to 120. And they threw in a katana. And then me and the fellas had to get involved, so we ordered 150 tackle knives, a kitchen set, and a katana. And my friend Shelby still has all the knives somewhere. And the katana is in my closet.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that there's a samurai or not a samurai? There's a giant sword. That's your brother's house.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, my house, too.

[Pat Godwin]

And sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

So you guys are sword guys.

[Pat Godwin]

This sounds like a conversation we could. You guys could have at Thanksgiving dinner.

[Willie Griswold]

I live with my cousin John. We moved into the place in Chicago. A week later, a sword came in the mail. I got a sword like that. And I was like, what's this for? He was like, display and protection. Just in case. He's a serious dude, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a friend that would.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm a sword guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I never realized he was an auction guy, Right. And he would go to these estate auctions and just, you know, buy random stuff. And he had, quite literally more than a dozen storage units full of incredible weird stuff. But he's. He had found a huge sword that had the name Griswold on it.

[Chick McGee]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't sound Asian at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's. I think it's like a Civil war era, but it's. Yeah, it's over at Sam's house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It wasn't there.

[Pat Godwin]

Corporal Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like, they used to make weapons, and then they started making pans and like, the late 1880s.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what it is?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I think Sam started.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Kind of researched it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. He told us the history of it all. He's got a cast iron Griswold pants.

[Pat Godwin]

A video of Chicago Cubs outfielders. Siya sei ya. If it's not Siya and he's playing Major League baseball, why isn't it?

[Willie Griswold]

He's the man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

He's the man.

[Pat Godwin]

Later, Suzuki is going viral. It shows him in a batting cage slicing through baseballs with a katana samurai sword. And I believe we have the video. One of the slice balls ends up hitting his cameraman, prompting Suzuki to stop for a moment, ask if he was all right. But he's not really swinging the sword. He's just kind of more making sure he's hitting the baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. He's putting it out there for the ball.

[Pat Godwin]

I expected a lot more out of this video. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's really great.

[Pat Godwin]

Problem is the video gone viral, of course. Three million times. So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

You know, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. I. Yeah, yeah. This. You hear. You hear what it is, and then you see. And it's like, nah.

[Christy Lee]

Would it cut through a baseball?

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. It is cutting through a baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

It's like. It's popping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That one he missed.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, they look a slow motion cam. So we can see this thing get sliced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I saw a couple of them. You can see chunks.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a. Now there's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a whole conspiracy thing about this now.

[Chick McGee]

Really? What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

They're saying it's cgi and it's really obvious that it's real.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, if. Yeah, it was cgi, they could have shot on something better than an iPhone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like an old, grainy iPhone. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What disturbs me about this is there's a guy there with a camera, like, whatever, 10ft away. What if he slips and the sword comes out?

[Christy Lee]

That look. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I. I think it's even worse. I don't think there's a camera.

[Christy Lee]

I think that is a phone just sitting on the ground. Yeah, that's what it looked like.

[Chick McGee]

No, there is a person holding.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute. What do you. What do you mean if he slips and the sword comes out? What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

What if his comes out of his hand? That's. There's a different angle on this where there's a handheld. That's not the one. That's a. That's just an iPhone on the ground. There's one where there's a photographer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the ball comes right out and it hits the photographer. And then the. The. The would be. What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

Suzuki.

[Tom Griswold]

Suzuki goes up to see if the guy got hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. I mean, imagine taking a baseball and cutting it in half. Half. How difficult that would be.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But I. Again, there's a whole thing saying it's fake. And there was some famous Japanese baseball player, like the Babe Ruth of Japan that was famous for doing this. Ah, so that's where the. That's the. Where the idea.

[Pat Godwin]

I believe that's Sadaharu.

[Tom Griswold]

O. O h, really good for you. How did you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Just remember, kids, the first big Japanese baseball.

[Chick McGee]

These are trained swordsmen.

[Pat Godwin]

He had like 800 and some home runs. And he's. He's a tiny. He's like Pat Godwin size. He's amazing. He holds his foot up to hit home runs. When he's when he's in the batter's.

[Josh Arnold]

Box, he always tiny and schelt.

[Tom Griswold]

When you say he's Pat Godwin size now or 15 years ago, I feel.

[Pat Godwin]

Like everything I'm saying today is not being heard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Anyway, Steph Curry sets a record. We'll have more sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Honey, who invited the alligator to dinner?

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have wombats in the news today and orgasm in the news. Not wombat orgasm. That would be creepy. An obscure thing. That'd be a weird thing to be a scientist investigating. I'm the wombat orgasm expert. Oh, really? I'll go get some canapes. I have something else to talk about. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin. Good morning. You're gonna have a song here.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Willie Griswold. Hello. Christy lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Chick McGee.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Remember, think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Chick McGee. Let's get back to the sports page. We do have an interesting story that may lead to a song from our special guest.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You're really taking it over today, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I just.

[Pat Godwin]

I. Kansas City Chiefs have reportedly signed quarterback Gardner Minshew. ESPN's Adam Schefter reports. The free agent quarterback. Recently an agreement a one year deal with the team. He would serve as backup for starting quarterback Patrick Mahomes, replacing Carson Wentz. That away, the Raiders released minshew on Wednesday, one year after signing him a 2 year 25 million dollar contract.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Mine one of my favorite players. He's colorful, he's funny. He's always got different facial hair going.

[Josh Arnold]

You love him.

[Chick McGee]

Different jerseys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see what he's got. What, like a Jaguar? An Eagle, Colt Raider. Now a chief.

[Chick McGee]

His last name is what I say to onions. I'm gonna mince you. And then I do the voice of the onion. Please go. I'll make you cry.

[Pat Godwin]

It's busy over there at the house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wacky.

[Josh Arnold]

You make your turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

You are a lonely man.

[Chick McGee]

You are not lonely. Just very alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Jaguars, Eagles, Colts, Raiders. Now Chiefs. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

But a fun, colorful guy.

[Pat Godwin]

If you say so.

[Willie Griswold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's great.

[Willie Griswold]

We'll see him. Either that Pat Mahomes high ankle sprain will happen. He'll come in, or they'll just win out the division. And then week 17 or week 18, I guess he'll play.

[Christy Lee]

You keep all those old jerseys?

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you keep them. You get them framed?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

Be cool. Well, you see some of the sports guys on TV and doing the zoom, and you see their old helmets behind them. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know Ryan Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitz. Ryan, here's the teams he's played for. Hang on a second. As soon as I find them, the entire. How many NFL teams did Ryan Fitzpatrick play for? St. Louis, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Tennessee, Houston, Jets, Tampa, Miami, Washington was his final team.

[Christy Lee]

Nine teams.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that? And there. There is a jersey out there. You can get all the different Fitzpatrick jerseys all sewn together.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Okay, cool. Well, now we do have a guest in the studio. I heard him playing the guitar a second ago. Who's the guest? Mick Jaguar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've been sitting in no time.

[Pat Godwin]

It's mine. It's my fault, Mick. I'm sorry. Humbly sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Chick was confused. You're not a gu so much as family, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you ready, Mick?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess so. All right. Is rated Days of Brief. Now he's a Kansas City chief.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Got a men. Look at that mustache on his face. The big old smart mace. This is not a Raider anymore. Woo.

[Chick McGee]

Sing it with me.

[Pat Godwin]

Garden.

[Josh Arnold]

I mention I'm back now. All right. Feel good. I bet Travis would be miff if God got Taylor Swift. Ooh, sexy mention she'd take one look at what's below the belt seat and drop Travis Kelce. You see what I did there?

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gardener's back in Coopie. I don't know if I said that wrong. Being number two, my B's destiny. That's why we sing this Ditte Hot one too. How you used to live in a hippie van. I saw it on Instagram. There's some singing I should be doing, but I forgot. I should have practiced. Don't know where I am now. I used to live in a hippie van. Saw it on Instagram. Emma Holmes is dying to meet you in case he loses it. God dimension. That part I had was really funny. Yeah, we're done now.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter with you, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was trying to get into character and all of a sudden the song started for no reason. My preparations got away from me.

[Chick McGee]

It was all my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it would have mattered that sports. That's right.

[Willie Griswold]

There such a pre recorded voice at.

[Tom Griswold]

One point trying to talk. Willie's right. You're. You're trying to shush someone and I'm looking around. No one is singing.

[Willie Griswold]

But it was you. So funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was great. Gardener Gardner Minshew. What is it? His. His Raider days were brief. No, he's a Kansas City chief. Gardner. I wonder how much money was for.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

What did it. Does it say how much money he's getting this year?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Probably like a look 7 million or something. Daniel Jones got 10 million.

[Pat Godwin]

Daniel Jones? Never mind. Yeah, that's good for him. Well, you know what's coming with Daniel Jones being talk about it.

[Willie Griswold]

The Colts are going to be bad the rest of my life.

[Christy Lee]

No, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a loser.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm a loser and it's all I'm ever going to be. I was when the Colts lost. When the Colts got eliminated from the playoffs. When they lost to the Giants the penultimate game of the season. I was around my little sisters and I just started going girls, we're just losers. And we're always going to be losers. It's never going to change. And then we went for a walk and my girlfriend goes. Was that a little dramatic to say to your 8 year old sister?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did they laugh when you were saying it?

[Willie Griswold]

No, they were very concerned. I just finished screaming at them for not letting me watch the Buffs game. It was a whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's crazy wild.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just a one year deal. It doesn't. I haven't been able to find a number yet. But Wentz is. Wentz has gone for. What did he. He he. Carson Wentz replaced by. By Gardner Mincher.

[Chick McGee]

It's gotta be cool to go to a team and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go there.

[Pat Godwin]

A one year deal with the Chiefs. That's all it says.

[Chick McGee]

I'll happily probably be in the super bowl next year.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he get like 14 million and then Minshew.

[Pat Godwin]

Vegas Minchu was released on one year after signing him. A two year deal worth 25 million. That's what he was making with the Raider.

[Chick McGee]

Oh wow.

[Christy Lee]

The greatest quarterback ever. He's taken in all this money and he doesn't really have to play that much.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's Kirk Cousins. He's made somewhere between 3 and $400 million being a very mediocre quarterback man. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Will Carson Wentz get picked up by anybody?

[Pat Godwin]

Your guess?

[Tom Griswold]

Will he Want to do another year?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I'm not in Carson's head.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that in fact sports?

[Pat Godwin]

Uh huh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The lady over there is Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

A couple in Florida received quite the shock after finding an alligator in their dining room. Paul Quinn told Wink News that the six and a half foot gator had broken through their front door screen. The animal nestled itself into the corner of their dining room. While Mr. Quinn contacted authorities, a trapper from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission responded. Wrestled with the reptile, which put up a fight before it was subdued. The family said it will keep the chair the alligator bit into as a souvenir.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Want to see where the gator got us? There it is. That's the chair.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

My sitting. How does this happen?

[Christy Lee]

How does it happen? Have you. You can bust through a screen door, can't you?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen him bust through the screen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Willie Griswold]

While he was grilling, holding a bunch of corn. It was hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

What? Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd be terrified.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

You got.

[Pat Godwin]

You got a bunch of kids. I'm sure you've seen the screen doors broken into before all the time. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the alligator sense that there's something inside? Do they smell the food? What is the attraction?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. Maybe they want a warm place to sleep. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you slept in a swamp lately? It's not real comfortable.

[Pat Godwin]

Fortunately, we have one of the foremost experts on alligators. How do they hunt, sir? He's from the Alligator Institute.

[Josh Arnold]

Station to station.

[Tom Griswold]

Name?

[Chick McGee]

I am glad you asked me. I certainly appreciate it.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they hunt with their vision or their smell?

[Chick McGee]

Well, most of the time they can sense telepathic. Now scientists will tell you I'm not correct in that, but they don't have the experience I do being around gators. That's exactly right.

[Willie Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Now my wife who is a gator.

[Pat Godwin]

And, and my brother in law, many nays say that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, listen to them.

[Chick McGee]

Love is love, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

Scaly love.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Scaly green love.

[Chick McGee]

Now she can tell me, you know, hey, on your way home, it's. We already did that, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Sorry. Paying attention. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. You're on a character.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I didn't know what was happening.

[Christy Lee]

I apologize. My fault. My whole morning's been thrown off.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a photograph of the. Of the gator and the ladies. The lady in the interview, she's complaining about the fact that her baseboards have been damaged. Really? But where's the dog?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, those can be replaced, ma'am.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We have a lot of Florida people. News in A man was arrested for dancing naked on Highway 1. Adam Lindhart, a spokesperson for the Monroe County Sheriff's office, told WPLG, Dispatchers received multiple calls of a reckless driver on U.S. 1. Officers found the suspect, a Timothy, a Timothy Mahoney, outside of his truck wearing only a construction hard hat.

[Chick McGee]

Mahoney.

[Pat Godwin]

Mahoney.

[Christy Lee]

But otherwise nude, dancing to music. He added that the 55 year old new York resident was attempting to smoke marijuana from a pipe while being detained.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a couple more hits.

[Christy Lee]

He was taken into custody on charges of dui, drug possession and resisting arrest.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's got nothing on, but he is wearing a helmet.

[Christy Lee]

Hard hat.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

He's wearing a hard hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Was he dancing to Village People?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably looking for the rest of the guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the cowboy guy with the mustache? That. The fact that he's still smoking when the cops are trying to arrest him. That's pretty funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, makes sense. There's no weed.

[Chick McGee]

That is fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not that we know of.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta get it.

[Chick McGee]

Like Hand Willie and I are both fans of the guy who just refuses to stop partying no matter what the situation.

[Willie Griswold]

Sir, you have a right to remain silent.

[Chick McGee]

She's getting the lighter guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just one second, one second. I'm already getting arrested. Who cares?

[Willie Griswold]

I also, I like the cop. It's like, you know what? Fine, take two more hits.

[Tom Griswold]

Hits?

[Willie Griswold]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Willie Griswold]

We're going to take you into prison. Just, just get the last couple hits in there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it might mellow him out a little bit.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, and you've. You've proof you watched him smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're right.

[Willie Griswold]

How do you know he was high? Because he hit it in front.

[Christy Lee]

Dashboard cam, check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's apparently on vacation. You said he's a New York resident.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe he's down there working construction or something, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He does have the hard hat, right?

[Christy Lee]

I go on vacation, I leave my hard hat at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could be, could be. Well, interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Florida arrested a man for allegedly setting fire to a Tampa strip club and throwing a bottle of urine at a police officer. Officers and firefighters responded to the blaze at the Pink Pony Showgirl Strip Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Which was unoccupied at the time.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pink Pony.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Timely.

[Christy Lee]

The fire was intentionally set by a 29 year old man who was taken into custody.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, wait a minute. You need to explain that to me. I don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

The number one song in the world is right now. Is it? You'd like it. I do not know it.

[Chick McGee]

Is it about this place?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a chapel Roan?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's got a club in I think West Hollywood or Santa Monica.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not an actual club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean it's a. That song is huge.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a gay club. It's about a little girl going to Hollywood and dancing at the gay club. Having fun with her pals. It's fun song, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'll check it out.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The man was given a bottle of water in the holding area where he allegedly damaged a camera, urinated in the bottle and threw it at an officer. He faces numerous charges. Arson with injury and battery on an officer.

[Chick McGee]

That is a bad idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. I'm gonna burn down the Pink Pony Club.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's broken through to Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I bet your daughters love it. My daughters? It's one of the. It's a big top 40 head. It's huge. Very catchy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, how does it go again?

[Josh Arnold]

Pink.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna burn down the Pink Pony Club.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a pat.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound fun.

[Christy Lee]

We have an update on the guy who was accused of stealing the earrings. Remember that guy who swallowed them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they were. And they. Wasn't that like a really expensive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were seven hundred seventy thousand dollar gems from Tiffany's. That's correct.

[Willie Griswold]

How's that possible?

[Christy Lee]

Well, officials are still waiting to collect the earrings, by the way. Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

According to the smoking gun, the man in question, a Jathan Gilder, was admitted to an Orlando hospital. And they're still waiting for the expulsion, if you will. A 32 year old faces charges of felony grand theft robbery with a mask for allegedly robbing the Tiffany store in Orlando.

[Pat Godwin]

They're still waiting for nature to take its course.

[Christy Lee]

I'm acting as a representative of an NBA player.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Yes. Yes. My. My clients.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

May come in later. Can I just look around? Why the mask, sir? Don't worry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is the typical time frame to someone.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, but every two weeks. But everything doesn't come out all at once. It's not like a.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

Although sometimes some things that hang out.

[Christy Lee]

Some things That'll pass. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Quite a while. Some things pass right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the. When we first heard the story, they X rayed him and they saw something in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he put up a fight about that, too. Like apparently when he was pulled over. Investigators say the man was talking with a closed mouth and was moving an object around using his tongue. He ignored directions to open his mouth and started to chew and attempted to swallow what was in his mouth. While sitting in the rear of the police car, he reportedly mused, I should have thrown them out the window. Yeah. He was taken to the hospital or refused treatment and evaluation. He did not want his stomach to be X rayed, but of course they did and found a foreign object.

[Chick McGee]

So do they.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm assuming they have to have him cuffed and go into some kind of elaborate bucket. Right.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how they'll happen.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how that works.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't let him get on a toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Right? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they probably have a. I'm sure in the hospital they have some kind of catching device that they can stick in the toilet like a strainer, just like the, that cologuard thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he swallowed them in the.

[Christy Lee]

Store, but no, now we didn't have all the information. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was trying to get rid of the evidence right then.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Now if. Could they legally surgically go in and get him? If they get. Can they get lodged in there?

[Christy Lee]

I. You're asking. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Give him some kind of a power enema.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like they would have already done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Float them out.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything I know about this situation I've learned from movies. And they're jacking them up on Kopectate, I guess, or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay, well, we'll. We'll keep in touch with this and we hope we get a. Get a result coming up. I know that coming up in the news, we have something called an orgasm retreat. Not the retreat, like not that kind kind.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. Yeah. No, no, it's not a military retreat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the vacation holiday thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when I think retreat, I always think of that bull call first. Instead of going on vacation, we're going to a retreat. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

They're going into battle and it'll be too much.

[Pat Godwin]

I understand why you'd make that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That may be the wrong. Wrong tune for that, actually. But we'll find out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your Next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Everybody's here. Hi, Josh Arnold, Kristi Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie Griffin Griswold, ace Cosby. It's PI Day. We haven't talked Happy Pie Day yet. 3, 31 4. I believe we have a pie coming in. Jess Hooker's gonna bring a pie.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chickster. We were talking about the guy that was where was in Florida somewhere. He Orlando arrested by the police, standing in the middle of a highway.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that guy that was down keys.

[Tom Griswold]

Down in the keys and he's having a party. Tell me about the party again. What was exactly going on?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he was dancing naked on the highway. One wearing just a hard hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that sounds fun.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, sounds like a blast.

[Christy Lee]

Smoking marijuana from a pipe while being detained by police. So he wasn't done with his party.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, Christy, does the story make clear was the hard hat. Was there also an apparatus where two beer cans and a straw could be.

[Christy Lee]

Strapped to the side?

[Tom Griswold]

One would hope.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, one really wants that to happen.

[Christy Lee]

They say construction hard hat, so I would assume it was probably a worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Modified work hard hat again. Just waiting for the other guys from the Village People to be drunk enough to run onto the highway.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to say that those were like batting helmets and the construction hats when I was a kid. Those were a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Pat Godwin]

When they came out, it was like for your favorite sports teams, you could wear funny whatever. Yeah, I. I know. Batting helmets. I had like two or three reds batting helmets.

[Christy Lee]

My husband has a packer hard hat for the Green Bay Packers.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a real one or is the kind you get french fries in?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a real one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

He Actually has worn it to do not instructions.

[Willie Griswold]

The helmet container at a ball game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

Dairy Queen. Remember when they had the Sundays it came with helmets.

[Willie Griswold]

And then you put it on your big head and it's too small to fit on. It's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Dessert and a joke. I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Kansas City. Kansas City Chiefs hard hat at Fanatics. 50 bucks. There you go. Can I get you one?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were also talking about. I forget. Why were we talking about the funny announcer voices today? It just. It kind of came up with the. I guess one of the. The things that we were playing the. Had that notes of voice that like.

[Willie Griswold]

You played some TV show.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you were playing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It was a broad. We. We had a letter from a guy named Broderick and we remembered the only Broderick was. When I was a little kid, there was a show called Highway Patrol.

[Pat Godwin]

See, now here's where I. I need to. I need to stop in. We didn't do that.

[Christy Lee]

You detached.

[Pat Godwin]

You heard Broad Break and thought of Highway Patrol.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would you have thought of?

[Christy Lee]

My friend Kathy because her last name was Broderick.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a relatable.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's not as universal as Broderick Crawford and Highway Patrol.

[Josh Arnold]

Broderick Gallagher.

[Christy Lee]

Who's that?

[Josh Arnold]

My uncle.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's close. Now, Willie, do you have an actual Broadbrick that we'd know?

[Willie Griswold]

It's. It's not the right way. It's Matthew Broderick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I would have played Twist and Shout, Ferris Bueller, the parade, whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's more universal than Broderick Crawford.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, but it's an excuse to play this piece for Mike Toomey about the funny announcer voices from the past. And I particularly. Did you have the film strip guy, Kristen?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we did. I even did. Did you, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

The guy that kind of talks like this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just old film strips.

[Willie Griswold]

No, and I was thinking about it. I was watching Sopranos and Tony's watching a World War II documentary and General MacArthur is worried about what the boys say back home.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was at the tail end of the. Of the nuclear meltdown coming to a school near you. That thing?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

In the event of a nuclear attack, get behind your desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Duck and cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had that guy.

[Willie Griswold]

Thankfully, Jack Kennedy's heading to Cuba to figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Go get him, Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's exactly how it went.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Mike Toomey. Mike Toomey nails it here. And there's also a tie into Perhaps smoking too much marijuana. Here it is. From Chicago comedian Mike Toomey. Here with us. How's winter treating you? It's been rough. On pages all over the country. There been really horrible. Hot where it's supposed to be cold, cold where it's supposed to be hot.

[Chick McGee]

Driving in this blizzard. Last week we got nailed with it and I'm sliding. And this is the weirdest thing. This is where you start trying to apply your driver education skills to actual driving. 30 years later or 20 years later, sliding off the road and this voice comes back in my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Head.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember the films, the old.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When your car starts to slide, steer.

[Chick McGee]

In the direction of the skid. I'm skidding towards an oncoming semi. Said philosophy, when someone shoots you move in the direction of the bullet.

[Pat Godwin]

That's that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting all directly out the knife. You know that guy, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to kill that guy. I mean, my nightmares I'd hear is because he did all the. The anti drug films that they made in the 50s and never updated. At least when I was in high school. Still running strong. The, you know, the black and white.

[Pat Godwin]

The kid with the crew cut, you, Billy.

[Chick McGee]

Got mixed up with the wrong bunch of boys. They want Billy to sample marijuana. Careful, Bill. It's the devil. Billy succumbs to peer pressure and underestimates the power of the evil weed. Look out, Bill. You can stop that locomotive with your face.

[Pat Godwin]

For Bill.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Mike too.

[Chick McGee]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

I just love that voice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they still are. They still.

[Chick McGee]

I hope somewhere there is some school still playing those.

[Willie Griswold]

We didn't get that. We got like a cool like Carson Daly type guy. Hey, kids, marijuana's not cool. You know what's cool? Reading.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a lot of that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now weren't those strips, like I could remember. Don't play in a construction site. You know, and they'd have the kid up on top of the. Who's going to be playing in a construction site? Oh, I never.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's fun, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't play in a construction site.

[Tom Griswold]

Be safe.

[Willie Griswold]

Smoke parliament.

[Tom Griswold]

This is where you hide your marijuana, go up the stairs and ditch the weed.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we did not have the very violent ones that my parents claim they had.

[Christy Lee]

The driver's ed ones.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the ones that actually showed you.

[Christy Lee]

We had that.

[Chick McGee]

The aftermath of the accident stuff. We didn't have that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I heard. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's why I hate gore to this day.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have. Was your gym teacher the driver's ed teacher?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they were. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Football coach.

[Chick McGee]

One was a science teacher, one was a gym teacher. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They can't pay those people enough.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the driver's ed. Oh, that's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're risking your life.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have the car where there's the break over on the passenger side?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we didn't. We didn't have that either.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We had our defensive coordinator on the football team, who was the driver's head.

[Chick McGee]

Coach, Driver's ed teacher.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit drunk?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no.

[Christy Lee]

Did he use the spirit stick on you?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not when I was driving.

[Tom Griswold]

I learned very early on I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

You brought that flavor inside the car, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not make any effort ever to teach anyone of my kids to drive.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you had somebody else do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now you have to pay a service to do that, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's well worth it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My dad taught me to drive, and he taught me how to drive a stick. The patience that that must have taken.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imitate the sound of the grinding?

[Christy Lee]

And was it in his car? Because.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. Yeah, it was one of my. It was one of my first cars that I bought, like, with my own work, you know, I was working.

[Christy Lee]

Grinding your own transmission.

[Chick McGee]

It was a little Ford Ranger.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm honestly a little jealous of that experience. All I have is my dad taught me to call his assistant and set it up.

[Josh Arnold]

You're painting quite a picture.

[Tom Griswold]

What's so funny about that?

[Chick McGee]

Now, in driver's ed, when you guys. Would you go out with, like, three other students?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Same here. And I remember just being one driving.

[Pat Godwin]

Three in the back and the teacher in the passenger seat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. This was one driving, two in the back, and a. And it was. Oh, geez. Stephanie Altoff is driving today. We were just so nervous.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to say I almost hit, like, a sign on the side of the road when I was driving.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Driving that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I had no idea how close I was. But a guy, Mike Wilson, the running back on the football team, was like, jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Willie, can you drive a stick?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I can't. Never had the opportunity to learn.

[Chick McGee]

I miss it.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it. According to this, there's. It says there's no precise stat. Estimates are between 7 and 18% of Americans that can drive a stick. I think 18 would be high.

[Willie Griswold]

I had one buddy in college with a stick shift, and I will not. I'll never forget Being in his Jeep wrangler going on i70 to go skiing where your hills and just stalling out every 10 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez.

[Willie Griswold]

And now he's great. But yeah, there's a big learning curve.

[Chick McGee]

Curve at that.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you. Do you think in your brain, can you think if you're in England driving and you got the right hand and you were driving a stick, could you do it there? I don't think I could do it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I could do it.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't do it and that would be hard.

[Tom Griswold]

And I will never do it again.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything would be because this. And I'm picturing me doing it. I could. Okay, I got that. But this hand on the. Your left hand on the gear shift.

[Tom Griswold]

I will never do it again. Even with an automatic. It's. I can't make that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Switch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did it. But I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

I have a right hand drive. I like it. I like that car.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's close to the edge of the road.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think I could even do the right hand drive without automatic driving.

[Tom Griswold]

If something happens very quickly, your instinct tells you what to do. But if it's backwards, I'd get it wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel, my man? Mail postal drivers go back and forth, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, our coming up up we have.

[Christy Lee]

You can't use the drive through.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up we have a little tribute to. To the topless bar in honor of our. Our arson story from earlier today. What else is coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee, would you pay $15,000 to orgasm? We'll talk about that. And chewing on wood is in the news for a very interesting reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, interesting. That and this. Isn't that in the new copy of Morons Weekly?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're jumping to a big conclusion.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you talking about biting on your swizzle sticks all day long?

[Chick McGee]

Nobody chews on wood than him.

[Josh Arnold]

Just dawned on me.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not chewing, I'm sucking.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Much like my material today, you're doing great.

[Pat Godwin]

More, more. What's it, Chuck Norris coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

You got more Chuck Norris.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Tickets hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey man.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Josh Arnold. Chick Ace Cosby's here. Got the joke of the day coming up. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Oops.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, chicks. I'm trying to find a. Some. We were talking about driver's ed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in some cases it would be at your high school and one of the teachers would also teach driver's ed. And I was also trying to find out if Willie could drive a stick. And you can't.

[Willie Griswold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you should learn. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

It's got to be harder to learn today because there's just not nearly as many available.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what percentage it is hard. I think less than 10%.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it how it happened to be. But if you get a really cool car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You get like a Porsche or something. You're going to want to have a stick.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I bought my little Lotus, because it was a stick. I wanted to drive a stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Also. It'll keep you off the phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sure will.

[Tom Griswold]

Although now that I think about it, I guess it's probably. You've got the phone built into the dashboard itself.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was going to say, don't you not older. You don't pick up your phone and talk on the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was just thinking my stick shift car would be. It would was, you know, the old fashioned thing. But it was great.

[Chick McGee]

But now, Willie, you had driver's ed at your school?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I took it around the corner actually.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Private place.

[Chick McGee]

Was it offered at all at your school?

[Willie Griswold]

No, it wasn't. When I was in high school, like a lot of my friends didn't have access to it. I think it was kind of maybe the state I was in. All I remember the guy that taught me wore sandals every day and that weirded me out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And then there was a girl. My older brother dropped me off and he was smoking a cigarette one time and she Goes, hey, if your brother buys me a pack of cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

Cigarettes.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll show you. I'll show him my boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And then I was like, hey, will you buy this girl pack of cigarettes? He's like, no, that's illegal. And he was like, no, but she'll show your boobs. He was like, dude, that's way more illegal.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a child.

[Chick McGee]

I want you to know I would have done it.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I never heard this story. I'm ashamed of my older son.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, I think it was probably good instincts on his part.

[Christy Lee]

I think a lot of schools have gotten rid of driver's ed and you have to pay for.

[Chick McGee]

It was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. It's probably an insurance thing maybe.

[Chick McGee]

We talked to the guy, we talked to our coach one time into letting us go through the McDonald's drive thru. And drivers said, well, you gotta learn.

[Christy Lee]

How to do it.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I said. Because we were like, hey, can we go to McDonald's? He's like, no, we're not doing that. And we're like, come on, Coach Baines, we just want to go. And I was in the backseat, somebody else was driving, and another student was in the backseat. And I go, hey, we need to learn how to navigate drive through. Yeah, it's really her. And he's like, ah, we're not supposed.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

We were like, come on. And he was like, I'm not going to sit there while you guys order a bunch of food. I go, we'll each get a cheeseburger.

[Willie Griswold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

He's like, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, did you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So we go, we pull into the McDonald's drive through. I forget what the. The guy's name who was driving, but he said, can we get four cheeseburgers, please? And the coach the whole time, I can't believe I'm letting you. This is ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you buy him? Did you pay for his.

[Chick McGee]

The guy goes, the. The drive thru person goes, four cheeseburgers. Anything else? And I just remember the kid in the driving looking over the coach, and coach looked at him and just goes, give me a large Diet Coke. And so then as we're pulling up, we get to the window to pay, and the guy. And that's when the coach realized, oh, I'm gonna have to pay. So then he got back. He was, oh, geez. He got his wallet out here. It was so awesome. Then we just drove back to school eating cheeseburgers.

[Christy Lee]

So fun.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

He paid, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he had to. None of us were carrying money.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you super size yours?

[Chick McGee]

I did. Not a fun story turned into cute.

[Christy Lee]

Little story turned into a fat joke.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not really people. We're just props.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Just a. Got a cruel master.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Nothing to do about it, but just terribly sure smiling. I understand.

[Christy Lee]

But see, that's just it. You're not. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. If you're. If you're. If you're like, Willie's age.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

31. You know, you've been driving for a long time, and you want to learn how to drive a stick. Where do you go?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess there are classes.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, you just said, like, you.

[Chick McGee]

If you ever want to drive a Porsche.

[Willie Griswold]

As soon as I can afford a Porsche, I'll take the class.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, is there a place you. Is there a school for.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you could probably find one, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't sticks for, like, super fancy, cool cars and. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheap. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Like my Volkswagen book, they sort of transcended societal class.

[Willie Griswold]

I think now it costs more to get a manual transmission.

[Chick McGee]

It does. Jay Leno, I think, was. We had a story where he was talking about how. Yeah, Jay, now when you want to buy a car with a stick, it actually is more expensive. Right. Hey, have you been. Have you been reading anything lately?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but reading this new Caitlyn Jenner book. He said, she said.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, that's an actual J. Leno joke.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And we all love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's terrific. Jay's on tour. I highly recommend his show.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever drive a pickup truck with, like, they call it three on the three? Absolutely have that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That was a little more tricky.

[Pat Godwin]

I think my grandfather had one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that was still involved the clutch, though, and it was just up on the.

[Pat Godwin]

Up on the thing.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I learned on a Volkswagen Bug and some other car they don't make anymore, like a Simca.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you ready? I learned on my girlfriend's friends. Chevrolet Monza. Remember those?

[Tom Griswold]

The Monza who had the VW Bug, My brother. Oh, that's fun that it was actually stolen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but it was. I don't know. Tom is a little too humble to tell you this. The VW Bug was stolen and became Herbie the Love Bug. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Most famous bug of all time.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where Herbie the Love Bug started. And show shaker.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was stolen in Boston.

[Pat Godwin]

Cleveland, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

All right, well, so much for having no fun there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is. This is staggering this statistic. 2023, the number of vehicles with manual transitions. Excuse me. Manual transmissions, 1.7%.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not popular, are they?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that I. I thought it would be a lot higher. Higher than that.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I had a heck of. I never did find. I wanted the car I bought that I, you know, zip around in. I. The one I had first was five speed and that's what I wanted. I mean, you can't forget it, really. They're all automatic now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they're safer. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have to buy an older one to get the manual transmission?

[Pat Godwin]

Then you would have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I've used a manual transmission on a dirt bike. Does that count?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Changing gears, your first foot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I mean, that's. That takes a special amount of.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I wasn't good at it. I crashed into the fence at camp. But I practiced it, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ruin the fence?

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't ruin the. I ruined my neck. I had a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that why we're doing the benefit?

[Willie Griswold]

I had a big line. I'm like, yeah, that's what we're doing. We gotta replace the fence.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's go back over to the SILAC insurance news desk. That's Christy Lee. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

If it works, I say great practition.

[Willie Griswold]

Very bad for a lot of women that can't have access to this. Right, because guys all discover this by 11.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's such a bummer.

[Josh Arnold]

So easy.

[Willie Griswold]

Women in their 50s and 60s have to pay 15 grand.

[Christy Lee]

Practitioners all certified in somatic sex education use their hands, toys and other tools to help women reach orgasm.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Flashlight, Flashlight.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's for the advanced class.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, just for looking, not for post. Spoken.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, you want a headlamp?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Retreat exercises explore sexuality in various ways ranging from sensual touch to meditation. Prices range from 8,000 to $18,000 per week. Well, well, well, well, well.

[Tom Griswold]

How much just to go watch? I'm asking for Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Those.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Cowardly way to tell a joke.

[Willie Griswold]

You're either fat or you're a creep. He's just throwing you under the bus somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm driving the bus.

[Pat Godwin]

That's his son.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is the porno version of Stella Got Her Groove Back.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's porn.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you were gonna make a movie out of this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you're gonna make a movie and make it porn, it would be totally different.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Sheila, there's your tent. Here's the flashlight and the whatever it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

The flashlight.

[Tom Griswold]

The Horgasm 4000 vibrator.

[Chick McGee]

The Horgas.

[Tom Griswold]

Now they're a horse.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you really know how to talk about ladies, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there if there if. I'll bet you 100 bucks there has to be a movie called Orgasm.

[Chick McGee]

There probably is. There probably is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably a series.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there probably is.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't watch Orgasm three if you haven't seen Orgasm two.

[Pat Godwin]

You know when you sit down and watch that movie, you need to hook it up with the Raycon earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So nobody knows what you're watching.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

By the way there, I just looked it up. There are two different films called Orgasm 1 WH1H. One of them apparently is about snowboarding. I don't know how that happened. I'm not kidding. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the boss Valentine's show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think we have to. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. What have I done? Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's the cool Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

He missed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, hey, man. There's Josh. There's Ace. I'm chasing chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Fill us in. Tom, what's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were just singing music from the great band the Association.

[Pat Godwin]

Windy, everyone knows.

[Christy Lee]

Gonna be windy in a lot of spots this check. A local 24 hours. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or the way NBC News does it in the evenings. 78 million people are affected.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of the band the Association.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I love Cherish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That was music of I love.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll never say in front of you.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know that one. I know, Wendy, because there's a. We do graces. Like at camp we'd sing grace before meals. And there was a thanks be to God the father Almighty. Thanks be to God the giver of bread.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they do a version of Enter the Young?

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't.

[Chick McGee]

That's Tom's favorite. We're trying to stay away from that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken started this.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a burger that's kind of square. Everybody knows it's Wendy's.

[Christy Lee]

Wendy's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that got me thinking, Pat. I'm glad you brought that up. If you ever go to one of those restaurants where they do the themed food and all the dishes are named after some theme, it'll be the rock and egg roll.

[Willie Griswold]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if there was a Bob and Tom show themed restaurant? I would like. Obviously you could have it. Like a pizza would be crusty Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Here come the mine would be these liquor soap.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe the patty G melt.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh yeah, like that.

[Tom Griswold]

See and you get the what a chicken patties or something. What would be a good one for McGee here?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if you were. If you had to be a restaurant.

[Pat Godwin]

Item themed restaurant after me. Oh, the chick. The chick Patty. Yeah. Chicken. There you go.

[Willie Griswold]

Chick patty.

[Pat Godwin]

You can have the hamburger or you can have a chicken Patty.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty.

[Pat Godwin]

We call it the chick size.

[Willie Griswold]

I do the Willie cheesesteak.

[Josh Arnold]

Lord, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the Willie cheese steak right there. And. And. And the Patty. Was it the Patty G melt?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. The Crusty Lee pizza. Josh, any thoughts for you?

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute. What was. What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

What was. For Christy? The pizza. The Crusty Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Crusty Lee is what?

[Josh Arnold]

Crusty Lee.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not crusty.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're not. I've been there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's your.

[Christy Lee]

You're a big liar.

[Josh Arnold]

You know I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know you're a liar.

[Tom Griswold]

The pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm. But you can invent your own dish. What would you want it to be?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

The Monte Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

My name doesn't necessarily lend itself to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold. How about an Arnold bar?

[Willie Griswold]

I went. I thought Eggs Benedict for a second because. Benedict Arnold. But that's kind of messy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Joshy.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a slushy. No.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe the Benedict's. Arnold works. I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this the Bob and Tom restaurant?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Ace. Do you have anything nice?

[Chick McGee]

Ace potato?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I was gonna say ice cream, but that sounds kind of gross.

[Chick McGee]

Or Cosby chowder. Tom. Yours could be the Tom Grizz Waldorf salad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's try to stay away from.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he started this one.

[Pat Godwin]

Cosby, if you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked it.

[Willie Griswold]

Cosby chowder. It doesn't have clams. It has.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you get really sleepy. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Cosby my time.

[Pat Godwin]

One cup of Cosby chowder and you're asleep before you can finish it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, I. I have another idea.

[Chick McGee]

You have the Ace Cosby soup of the day.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In line with joke of the day. Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Or not. I mean, I've been trying to play long.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And I give you kudos for trying.

[Chick McGee]

Joshy Jerk chicken. Joshy jerk chicken. I love that. Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it would have to be. Tom's a jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Give it to Ace, though. That's the stuff Tom was looking for. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Insults.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. As a. As opposed to being a jerk. Jerking would be the right. So jerking chicken. Would that be what it would be? We'll have to give this thought.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure that we did.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it needs more thought.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh doing this.

[Josh Arnold]

The Josh lovers pizza.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Willie Griswold]

But you really do love setting a premise for all of us to play.

[Chick McGee]

In and then being annoyed by it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And going. You Know what?

[Willie Griswold]

I'll write about this and then you email some guy and come back with terrible ones tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it'll be Monday.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, breaking down the curtain there, Willy.

[Josh Arnold]

Too much.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've noticed something.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It seems that you guys think that the green room. All bets are off when it comes to proper office behavior.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, should I quote you in the last conversation we had?

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it. What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I go, it's I believe we're having pie today. Christy said, boy, I'm hungry. Yeah, I said, I believe we're having pie today.

[Christy Lee]

And I said, what flavor?

[Chick McGee]

And Tom said, fur pie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he sure did.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is that what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. I think that some of you guys think that when you're in the green room, the decorum just ceases to exist.

[Josh Arnold]

Under the bus.

[Christy Lee]

When is decorum? Ever been in this building ever? I think the green room is.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear something that you objected to or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it just dawned on me when I said that with some of the things.

[Chick McGee]

When I said that I should chastise all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Just warning you, try to clean it up in there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the cleanest. It's been in there for a while.

[Pat Godwin]

Talk about, don't do what I do, do what I say.

[Willie Griswold]

This is like when he crashed on my dirt bike and then took my dirt bike away because it was too dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Did he really do that?

[Willie Griswold]

Just because you shattered your humor as an assistant?

[Tom Griswold]

That's because a guy drove and drove into me with a golf cart. Never mind. Let's just get back to the. We have the Silac Insurance news desk with Crusty Lee.

[Christy Lee]

If you've ever. If you've ever been less than truthful in the dentist chair, you're not alone. A new poll out there reveals over half of people lie about their oral health.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Whenever I go to the dentist. Yeah, I never cheat. You know, stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

I floss every day.

[Pat Godwin]

So the polling companies run out of questions. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

2,000Americans were surveyed and it was commissioned by Aspen Dental, and it found over half of Americans confess they don't regularly floss. 60% of people lie about their dental hygiene, though, during dental appointments. Nearly half believe their dentists can see right through their lies, though. Well, of course they're looking in your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

It's why I don't lie to the lies.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, that's percentage that do is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

65% of respondents said they do feel guilty about their dishonesty. Millennials, 30% Gen X30 felt the least guilty about lying through their teeth compared to older Americans.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the same dentist. I like our dentists.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too. Alex and great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex is a great guy. And he gets all these awards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ironically, his biggest award is on a plaque.

[Chick McGee]

There is some irony there.

[Pat Godwin]

You like that? You're laughing at that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was kind of funny.

[Christy Lee]

Of those who lied to their dentist, one in three said they did so because they did not want their dentist to think less of them.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't lie to dentists. I don't lie to doctors. It's all.

[Josh Arnold]

There's two people you lied to, two.

[Chick McGee]

People you lied to.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Your girlfriend and the police.

[Pat Godwin]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

You're. You're listening to Irish wisdom.

[Christy Lee]

About 25% of those polled said anxiety is keeping them from visiting the dentist at all. And 70% said they brush their teeth for less than two minutes during a standard brushing session. That's why you need one of the machines.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I do. Yeah. It tells me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's standard. 27 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You get in there, 13 and a half minutes. Upper 13 and a half minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

You may lose a tooth, but they're clean.

[Tom Griswold]

So what, you. What do you mean? You have the machine.

[Chick McGee]

I have a sonic error.

[Christy Lee]

30 seconds. So you know to move?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's two and a half minutes or three. I forget exactly what it is, but yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It tells you when to move to the next.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Are you like me? I have at least five different types of toothpaste.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just have two.

[Christy Lee]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind do you have?

[Chick McGee]

Crest something. And then a whitening one. And you. And you use them together. Together.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. So it's like doing body work in a car. Maybe you put the two together, mix them up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you kind of do. Yeah. Smile Actives, I think, is the second one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you put the toothpaste in your mouth or do you put it on the brush?

[Chick McGee]

On the brush?

[Christy Lee]

On the brush. I'm not a.

[Willie Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Heathen.

[Willie Griswold]

You put it in your mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta tell you, I do the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Every morning. Yeah, we've talked about it.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever works for you.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you also put ketchup in your mouth when you eat a burger? The psychos.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not above that, though.

[Chick McGee]

That's sounds like a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

Do you brush your teeth in the shower?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yes, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Give her. You're eating something. You give this isn't salty enough. Lean your head back and salt it up.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've not done that.

[Chick McGee]

Pour salt in your mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I know that practice exists because I watched you.

[Willie Griswold]

That's like eating a chicken wing and taking the ranch like a shot. That's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Sounds like a good idea. If you're just joining. Hey, thanks. We certainly appreciate your being here. We are right here. This is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we're discussing dental hygiene right now. And I think more people probably lie at the dentist than at the doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something about. I guess you're kind of embarrassed that you're not flossing enough.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't. A few years ago. Look, I was not good at flossing in my 20s, early 30s, but then I went, this is so stupid, stupid that I'm not flossing. And I started flossing, and, man, I love it. I can't go at night now without.

[Christy Lee]

And you came in the other day after going to the dentist and said, isn't it great? I just feel so great about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't feel like torture anymore.

[Willie Griswold]

Remember I was here last week and I went to the dentist and I go, yeah, they got on me about flossing. And I go, I'm never gonna floss. And you go, oh, no, you will start flossing. And I was shocked by it.

[Chick McGee]

I think you will.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't want to. It feels dumb. It feels stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not a laziness thing.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't want to, like, listen to my fifth grade health teacher. Get out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

What if they made those flossing. What if they made those flossing sticks with nicotine? Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Give me one of those. Give me three of those.

[Tom Griswold]

We may have just had a great invention.

[Willie Griswold]

They do the. They do toothpaste, toothpicks that you can soak in, stuff like that. And you can really get in there. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we were talking about the Zyn tablets.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're not tablets.

[Tom Griswold]

Or packet packets, rather. Yeah, that'd be. That might work. That'll get you flossing away if you got your dose of nicotine, don't you think, Christy? No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. You're asking the wrong person. I wouldn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You never smoked, right? Never smoked.

[Christy Lee]

Say that. Oh, usually when I was drinking. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I like those flossing sticks which drink.

[Josh Arnold]

All the time, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bad if you're not. If I'M not here. I'm drinking. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what.

[Chick McGee]

We're here now.

[Pat Godwin]

I could drink. Who else?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one that I did? Willie, I do not brush my teeth in the morning. Morning.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Willie Griswold]

Before you come here.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It ruins your coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's. Why would I brush my teeth when 15 minutes later I'm gonna have a cup of coffee?

[Christy Lee]

Because you work with people all night and it's been.

[Chick McGee]

But I brushed my teeth right before I went to sleep.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's like Studio 54 for germs. It's like a nightclub.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not too worried about it.

[Josh Arnold]

We are.

[Chick McGee]

Have you guys ever experienced me coming in and you're like, oh, God, Joe, Esther's breath is awful.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't get that close to you.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Every day.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how come you don't say?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I don't want to hurt your feelings. Stinky breath.

[Tom Griswold]

It's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

But I think, Tom, you recently read.

[Tom Griswold]

Something and here's the. Yeah, it's the question. Should you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? And Willie's right. It's overnight. You got a little party going on in that mouth of yours.

[Christy Lee]

But after breakfast I could see. But you don't. I mean, you go five or six hours.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I brush after lunch and after dinner and when I go bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Twice. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

This says. Experts recommend brushing before breakfast. Plaque causing bacteria. Bacteria. Excuse me. I go to the bacteria. A plaque causing bacteria grows in our mouths as we sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone knows that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it causes that much plaque. I'll be honest. If Dennis were being honest, they would say that. Go like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Do that with your hands at some morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this gets. This gets very complicated. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I just started the water pick thing. I'd never before.

[Willie Griswold]

That's what I do. I thought that was good. I thought it was good to go with that. And they go, no, you need the real floss. The water pick is like a pre workout. It gets everything loose, but then you have to go in there with the actual string.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I didn't know it took me. What did I tell you? Months before I realized, oh, you could put warm water in there and because that really cold water is just. Just awful on your gums.

[Willie Griswold]

Warm water. A little mouthwash, too.

[Christy Lee]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I learned that. Yeah, Josh told me that that's what he used before he had the bidet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it worked.

[Josh Arnold]

Smells like you're drinking on the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you got to make sure I'm not an idiot. You have a separate. A separate tip for the one you use down there. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, chewing on wood. Speaking of teeth might do more than just break down your lunch. And new research suggests it could actually boost brain power by increasing levels of a natural antioxid, which in turn may improve memory.

[Chick McGee]

Now, does this count? Toothpicks count.

[Christy Lee]

A recent study published in Frontiers in Systems Neuroscience explored how chewing different materials affect the brain and found that chewing on wood, compared to chewing gum led to a significant increase in a brain antioxidant called glutathione.

[Chick McGee]

This is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Or glutathione.

[Tom Griswold]

What about.

[Christy Lee]

What are you chewing? Are you talking about toothpicks?

[Chick McGee]

I go to the music store and buy saxophone reeds. I'm being totally serious. The other day, I was thinking about this. When I was a kid, like, 6, 7 years old, I used to gnaw on my headboard. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Did you just like the feel of it? I don't know why I did it. Chicken. So that's enough.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like I may have to leave, too.

[Willie Griswold]

It sounds like an insensitive word that, like, doctors would use for kids with developmental disability. Yeah, the kids are real. Wood chewer.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it was good for his memory.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, comfort out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is really interesting. Wouldn't there be bleeding gums and lip splinters?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think you're going out and breaking a stick off of a plant and chewing on it every day.

[Chick McGee]

I love toothpicks. I've become a toothpick guy.

[Christy Lee]

Have you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. In public? Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you chew on those coffee stores all day.

[Chick McGee]

But he's. He doesn't walk around the grocery store. I'll keep a toothpick in if I'm at the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then do you like. Like, do the thing where you pry.

[Chick McGee]

And then, b. I just have it in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoot. What's left of that burger out under the. Is your.

[Chick McGee]

It couldn't have been a salad.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you guys know that when we're in here, we're also on tv?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys know that? That's really interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

That as I used to gnaw on my headboard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

That is interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting? I have a question.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you breastfed?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, was I breastfed? I Believe so.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember ever chewing my headboard, though.

[Tom Griswold]

For a second. I don't remember chewing my mom's boob.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll have to ask her if I ever really gnashed down on Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Did say nah.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yes. Was it comforting? Do you remember anything about it? Well, I used to sleep really weird. I would sleep with my head against the headboard.

[Willie Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe I just got up and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Made you feel safe. That's okay, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

Did it taste like anything? Like a stain?

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Suck their thumbs. He sucked on wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I was ahead of my time leaving, wasn't I? Yeah, I. I'm a trailblazer now.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, were you a pencil chewer?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you were a pencil chewer, you know. Oh, that always grossed me out.

[Chick McGee]

And that's wooden, but there was something kind of satisfying biting into a pencil.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I was just. I was literally just chewing this pen. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Chick biting into a Super Ball. There was something satisfying about that.

[Willie Griswold]

Those Nerf footballs, just take one of those.

[Christy Lee]

What? They would break off.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I know. You ruined it.

[Willie Griswold]

No, the foamy ones. Yeah. No, it breaks off. It's ruined.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You keep it at the pool for.

[Chick McGee]

The rest of the summer. Exact. Exactly. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Things just feel good in the mouth.

[Christy Lee]

We've covered a lot today, so.

[Chick McGee]

So having wood in your mouth makes you smarter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No wonder Pinocchio's girlfriend is so bright. Filthy jokes. Yeah, yeah. Sucking on a puppet.

[Pat Godwin]

Sucking on.

[Chick McGee]

And so forth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Time now to check in with the. With Mr. McGee. Oh, no, it's not. It's time to check in with Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

But I think Chick would agree with me, as I certainly would, that if you. You're a shoe guy, if you have a thin, flimsy liner in there, you know that's no good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's one way ticket to Sadville, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

It sure is. Or discomfort.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a big hunk of baloney in your shoe.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Your feet are gonna smell like baloney.

[Chick McGee]

They sure could.

[Tom Griswold]

No one wants that.

[Chick McGee]

Then you gotta put mustard on them, and it gets real weak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anywho, if you're experiencing back pain, hip pain, knee pain, it could be because you don't have the proper foundation. And orange insoles will give that to you. They offer arch support and a deep heel cup that work better to support your body.

[Tom Griswold]

When you read that, I always want to go the hip pain's connected to the knee pain.

[Chick McGee]

The knee pain's connected to the ankle pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The back pain's connected to the fat. Work on the poor feet. You need the orange insole. Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what we, we need.

[Chick McGee]

Think of a table. If it's wobbly, it doesn't have the proper support. Are you wobbly? Are people setting plates on you? They might think you're a table.

[Josh Arnold]

Are people gnawing?

[Tom Griswold]

I think extending the analogy that far is a smart idea. That'll probably get people thinking.

[Chick McGee]

I get, I can sense your sarcasm, but we're not sarcastic. When it comes to orange insoles, they've released their brand new orange sport insoles. A lot of athletic shoes lack true support. These insoles will help you out when you're walking, running, training. The orange sport features their new and exclusive O foam technology. It has a thin athletic profile and it offers three times the durability and 40% more energy return than those normal athletic shoes. Find the right orange insole for you whether you wear work boots, dress shoes, sneakers, cross country skis, maybe there's no cutting required. These insoles are true to size. They include sizes 15 and up. Go to orangeinsouls.com today for free shipping. Plus, orange insoles come with a 60 day we want you to be happy guarantee so there's nothing to lose. But that back pain and hip pain and knee pain, that's orangeinsouls.com feel better. Do more.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Got a nice letter here from Caleb in Cincinnati celebrating her fifth anniversary today, PI Day. Well, congratulations, Kayla.

[Pat Godwin]

The pie has arrived, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I want to say to Kayla, hope you can join us. We are going to be broadcasting from greater Cincinnati. Coming up on Thursday, March 27 will be at Smoke justice in Covington. The occasion, of course, Major league baseball opening day with the Cincinnati Reds. The next day, Friday, March 28th, we will be celebrating the Toledo Mud Hens in Toledo at Glass City center downtown. Both shows start at 6am Eastern Daylight Time. Brought to you by Field of Dreams Whiskey and more. We got a really cool T shirt. And by the way, this is really interesting. On our Cincinnati show, we're going to be selling the T shirts and giving the money to a great organization that buys special gowns for kids at the children's hospital that look like superhero gowns. It's such a great program. I'm so excited. That's wonderful to be helping raise some money for this. So. And even if you don't want one of the shirts. We'll tell you how you can make a donation to this great charity. I'm really excited about it. It'd be so cool when you're a kid and it's rough in there, all of a sudden you're dressed like a superhero.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

That is truly. The word is overused, but it is awesome. Details on that all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need@bob bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hey, shut up. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh Arnold over there making trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Willie Griswold here. Dude, there's Ace Cosby. Somehow not gnawing on his bed right now.

[Christy Lee]

You're never going to forget that, are you?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. And I won't forget either. I tried to use the bathroom during the break and every bathroom had a Griswold. Couldn't. Couldn't quite believe it. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what's going on? We have a couple little treats coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like treats.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if we go up to the satellite on the big screen, we'll be able to. There we go. Hey, Jeffrey. Osuke. Jeffrey. How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

I'm great. I'm at the fail to mention news desk. It's casual Friday. I forgot a tie and shirt. So I'm excited though. We have a new sponsor. Our old sponsor, Willie's Waterbed Warehouse. The only Buy here Phil here warehouse. Their waterbeds has gone out of business. Luckily, it's been replaced by Willie's Zesty Mustaches. He grows it. He wears it. Why grow any mustache? Mustache when you can grow a zesty mustache like Willie.

[Pat Godwin]

Hear, hear.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we give you a lot of the news, but we don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's Jeff Oskay with fail to mention news.

[Chick McGee]

Last week was National Sword Swallowers Day. What you failed to mention. In case you were wondering why all the husbands have been walking around with smiles on their faces, legislation has been put forth in Kansas for raccoons to be legalized as pets. What you failed to mention. But Johnny's parents let him have a raccoon. While Johnny's parents are a bunch of rabies infested morons. A man was arrested at customs for trying to smuggle cocaine that had been stitched into a wig that the man was wearing on his his head. What you failed to mention. Talk about your drug rugs. A woman by the name of Soon Bang was arrested for running a house of prostitution. Well, you failed to mention. She's hired the defense team of dismissed and not guilty for her.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name is Soon Bang.

[Christy Lee]

Bang.

[Chick McGee]

Dismissed. A woman was arrested after locking a man in her storage unit for over a week. Well, you failed to mention. Man, these storage war episodes are getting out of hand. And finally, Tiger woods is out of the masters after rupturing his Achilles tendon. Well, you failed to mention. To rehab his injury, doctors recommend that he try swimming and all that poon and money of his. I'm Jeff Oskar, and this has been the news that we failed to mention.

[Josh Arnold]

We needed that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Jeffrey. That's real. That woman named Soon Bang.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here's that story from New Jersey. Her name is Soon S O O N. Yep. Last name is Bang. She was charged with operating a brothel.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want Late Bang running in New Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe. But Chick said cousin Loud Bang.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, was it Loud Bang?

[Tom Griswold]

Loud Bang has a fireworks store.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Time now to review today in history. So it's exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is exciting because we remembered.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Took five days March.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pie day. March 14, 314.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to say happy birthday to my nephew Alec.

[Pat Godwin]

Alec.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Happy birthday, Alec. Love you proud.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is Alan?

[Chick McGee]

I will find out. He's in college. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Did you send him $5 in a card?

[Chick McGee]

I will venmo him some money. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How much?

[Chick McGee]

I I do this.

[Tom Griswold]

I say we vote.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I say 100.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're lying.

[Pat Godwin]

He's in college.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you're 150.

[Christy Lee]

He's in college.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. It's 50 bucks.

[Pat Godwin]

But I no send him a rack.

[Chick McGee]

I do this thing, I'll send him like 54, 35. Because I say I'm not buying you a card. I'm just giving you the money for the card. I've done that since they were little and they always get a kick out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's nice. That's very good. That's very sweet. Happy birthday, Alec.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Maybe he can buy a case of Bush Light and he can become sir dude of the party nights. The second I.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he doesn't drink, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

Will get him to start.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If I introduce him to the idea of sir dude the party night, maybe he'll.

[Pat Godwin]

This whole thing called life's gonna go a lot easier if you start.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Works.

[Christy Lee]

Fine. Line is a great.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. On this date in 1794, Eli Whitney received a patent for cotton.

[Josh Arnold]

A cotton gin.

[Tom Griswold]

The cotton gin.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets excited when you talk about gin.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, happy birthday, Albert Einstein.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know his famous formula, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

E equals MC squared.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Mc squ.

[Pat Godwin]

That.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm pleased that you knew. MC squared. Of course, now the famous dj.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people don't know Einstein also responsible for Grecian formula. Isn't that something? Yeah. Grew. Grows hair.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he didn't use it.

[Tom Griswold]

Dyes hair or dies hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, D. Gray hair.

[Chick McGee]

I can stop.

[Willie Griswold]

Please don't.

[Chick McGee]

You know Albert Einstein had a twin brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

This counts, by the way. Albert was brilliant. And his brother Frank was a monster. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Willie Griswold]

Frank Einstein.

[Christy Lee]

Aces joke of the day. Brought to you by sleep.

[Pat Godwin]

I like everything happening.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no laughs whatsoever. Einstein was famous for the. The so called theory of relativity.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is, you know, you don't let your relatives stay at your house for more than one day. I think Happy birthday to the great Michael Caine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like him.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael Kane.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Good. Michael Kane.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to Ruby Steph Curry. In the news today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Four thousand three pointer last night.

[Chick McGee]

Was he a sports player?

[Pat Godwin]

Now that's like making one three pointer 4,000 times. Maybe that brings it into perspective for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Simone Biles, the great gymnast.

[Christy Lee]

He's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then here's a really important thing that happened in history. I'll give this one to you, Pat. This man invented this. Patented it on this date. In Cotton Gin. 1889. This is an easy one for you, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Ferdinand von Zeppelin.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. He invented Led Zeppelin.

[Chick McGee]

The band.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the manager. Everybody knows that.

[Christy Lee]

There's a movie at right now Beyond Zeppelin, isn't it? Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

He called it the navigable balloon.

[Christy Lee]

The Zeppelin.

[Tom Griswold]

You get those up, you could drive. Drive it around. Not as popular as they once were.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you don't see them that much anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. My line of Hydrogen Laws suck. T shirts never really.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, you're still whipping that joke home, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Never really took that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe this stock. Hydrogen laws suck.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-2866. One more Bob and Tom next. This episode is brought to you by Lifelock.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Bit tired of numbers, but here's one you need to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

$16.5 billion.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how much the IRS flagged for.

[Josh Arnold]

Possible identity fraud last year.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, here's a good number.

[Tom Griswold]

100 million.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how many data points Lifelock monitors every second.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Making trouble. There's Josh Arnold. There's Willie Griswold, Josh Farnham. Cosby's here. Jess Hooker joins us. Hello, Jess.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, guys.

[Pat Godwin]

It's PI Day. I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's 3.14. I don't know the rest. I know someone figured it out to 22 trillion digits.

[Pat Godwin]

Has that recently happened?

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta be fun. In any event, it is PI Day. PI. But we're having pie. Thank you very much. Jess, what kind of pie do we have here?

[Christy Lee]

So this is an original recipe.

[Chick McGee]

I came up with this by myself. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly how I feel.

[Willie Griswold]

Jess, you're standing. You're wearing baggy clothes. You look like a British rapper right now.

[Chick McGee]

Does that make sense?

[Willie Griswold]

Like, you're in the booth right now about to get going. Sorry, a little distracted.

[Chick McGee]

It's MC Trafalgar.

[Christy Lee]

So I wanted to do something morning radio inspired. So this has a coffee Base with a little bit of orange extract for the orange juice.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of thought.

[Pat Godwin]

And I like chocolate and orange together.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And then I added some chocolate because.

[Chick McGee]

I originally was going to put some.

[Christy Lee]

Bacon in there as, like, a breakfast.

[Chick McGee]

Pie, but I got flat tire on.

[Christy Lee]

The way to the grocery store yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

So I had to improvise, and I added chocolate instead.

[Christy Lee]

So it's mocha orange coffee pie. I'm kind of glad that you didn't put the bacon.

[Willie Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I am, too, actually. Actually, it's not bad. If we had some bacon in it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like I'm gnawing on wood.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good. Good. I am with Christy. I would not want the bacon in there.

[Chick McGee]

It has, like, a mint texture.

[Christy Lee]

It's not really a pie.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like maybe a brownie texture, too. I don't know. It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

It tastes like a brownie.

[Willie Griswold]

Great restaurant in Cincinnati called Daily Lily, and they have a cortado, a coffee drink that tastes exactly like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

So good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Connor a hack.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I'm saying it's delicious. And it makes me think of a great place that when I visit my buddy Dave and Cincy, we go get the. The pie drink.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody cares about Dave.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna tell a story.

[Pat Godwin]

And by the way, you see him tell my dad he could go to hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Dave.

[Pat Godwin]

Dave.

[Chick McGee]

That damn day.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave, the Washington Football Club fan that has all the memorabilia?

[Willie Griswold]

No, he's a Bengals fan that works for the dea.

[Pat Godwin]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, I know.

[Christy Lee]

It's very good, Jess.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, great. I'm glad you guys like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jess, can you help me here? We are gonna be doing something special when we're in Cincinnati and getting along.

[Pat Godwin]

In front of company.

[Chick McGee]

It's my hardest job.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't be ridiculous. We're gonna be selling some T shirts, and we're giving the money, money to a very special program that's associated with the Cincinnati Children's Hospital.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Brave Gowns.

[Chick McGee]

A mother and son came up with.

[Christy Lee]

The idea to do superhero inspired gowns for kids who are going through some.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe tough procedures at the hospital. So I know how good I would.

[Christy Lee]

Feel if I got to put on a superhero. I've seen some of these kids. They're awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's called Brave Gowns, and all.

[Christy Lee]

The money that we raise selling our.

[Chick McGee]

Charity T shirts will go to Brave G. That's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. We got a nice letter from someone explaining how they were and Both you and I have experienced being at a hospital with a child for quite a while. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a great idea. It's so simple and fun. So. Yeah. And if you don't, we'll explain how you can donate to the cause even if you don't want one of our dumb shirts. I don't know why you wouldn't. It's the highlight of fashion. We only been trying to design them for, what, three weeks now? I think they're done now, finally.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Okay. We'll post them on our website and we'll be selling them. We're gonna be doing this show. Let's see, it's Thursday, March 27th. We'll be at Smoke Justice, a cool restaurant bar in Covington. We'll be there from 6 to 10. And we'll also have a nice commemorative poster for the event.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, and this is Cincinnati Thursday and Toledo Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Toledo, Friday. And in Toledo, we're going to give the money from the shirts to the Ronald McDonald House.

[Pat Godwin]

So on Thursday in Cincinnati's Dave going to be there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dave's.

[Chick McGee]

No, dude. We know.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave's our guest host.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he better not be. Yeah, there's going to be a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to be. He's going to be sitting at the bar with Rob Haney.

[Pat Godwin]

There's going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm buying drinks for Rob. He's going to be plastered by the time we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank goodness Rob's going to be there. That. That offsets Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an expert on the Cincinnati Reds.

[Chick McGee]

I love Rob.

[Tom Griswold]

We have also.

[Chick McGee]

You can dislike Dave all you want. You leave Rob out of it.

[Pat Godwin]

I said Rob's gonna offset the awfulness of Dave. Look who his best friend is.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Willie Griswold]

This guy didn't do anything.

[Pat Godwin]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's the name of the place that has the. Good day?

[Willie Griswold]

Lily, man, you'd love it. It's. It's a. It's a beautiful place. They do a great sandwich. They do, like, a good, like, protein bowl thing and a great coffee that I love.

[Pat Godwin]

Shame I can't go there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Okay, good. Well, that's. Anyway, that's what's happening. Thank you, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we're looking forward to those very special broadcasts. Now, we have only heard One song from Mr. Godwin today.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you just said.

[Tom Griswold]

We have, we have, we have. That's this. It's the cake that was Goodbye. We've only heard the one song from Patty G. Today he's.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very. He's temperamental. Yeah, it's very temperamental today.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? Because St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I missed that. It was a big one week for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to sing it? Don't you have a St. Patrick's Day tribute song?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I could find that if you'd like.

[Pat Godwin]

Would. Would today show a performance today?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, Pat wasn't a boy Scout. Be prepared.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to impose or anything. No, you're sitting there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it looks like we're close. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

For the guitar start.

[Pat Godwin]

There we go.

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you're of Irish heritage, is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm German.

[Pat Godwin]

German?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, my grandparents are from Ireland and my dad even like, he's. He had an Irish accent because my grandparents were around a lot. So, yeah, very, very Irish. We don't like St. Patty's Dave at all. None of us.

[Chick McGee]

The real Irish. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because St. Patrick's Days for amateurs. Supposers. Mark your calendars. You're not even Irish and you don't know how to drink. I am a damn professional when it comes to drinking alcohol. I take St. Patty's Day off. Cause for me, the whole day stinks. You're wearing a stupid T shirt that says Kiss me, I'm Irish. But your name is Vicky Plushinski and your beer is a stupid green. St. Patrick stays for amateurs. So back off.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Jack and Kramer, Sir. I like to pace myself. No one here knows how to drink. I party hard. Oh, yeah. And I only drink brown beer. And I take St. Patty's Day off. Cause I'm in rehab. Or the clink. One little laugh at the end. They all heard it yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a nice song, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you do that to yourself? Myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurt myself. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people didn't know. We heard that yesterday. Just be boy.

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I sure did, too.

[Christy Lee]

Be happy. Enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

It was only yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

You said. Yeah. Last.

[Tom Griswold]

Last.

[Josh Arnold]

Baby. Cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

The boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Something about a cocaine on a boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom makes me do it every time. It was funny the first time.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Christy Lee]

Sing along.

[Tom Griswold]

Shame you didn't put coke in the boat on your new album. It might be number one. We have a. We have a sunken Lake Superior.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Ship in the news. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Newly sunk or newly discovered. Wow. 130 years ago. Oh, this is.

[Chick McGee]

We're.

[Tom Griswold]

We're entering the age. They're going to start discovering all these old wreckages because of the new newest technology and, or all these old wrecks. What did I say?

[Willie Griswold]

Wreckages.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I meant to say wreckages. That's, that's the, that's the more sophisticated way to say it. The is the, the original was the wreckage of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's revenge for Tom over exaggerate when you called me out on that the other day, okay. He didn't care.

[Josh Arnold]

He's been mad about that the whole week I've been. I've been haring you in the green.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you interested in purchasing peace of mind? Of course you are.

[Willie Griswold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't over exaggerate peace of mind. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much Chick McGee. I understand. I saw Dr. Tom Whiskey I think driving up Ms. Horse and Buggy. Good chance he may be stopping by.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be fun. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. If you're looking at Your listening device and wondering, what the hell is that? Chances are it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Willie Griswold, Pat Godwin. Pat loves to play his guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Are.

[Pat Godwin]

When we're off the air. Yeah. Instead of on the air, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Tom wouldn't know. He wasn't paying attention.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a sneeze going.

[Chick McGee]

And when Josh's microphone is on.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my God, man.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That sounded like it was satisfying, Tom. I bet that was a good one.

[Christy Lee]

That was an orgasm.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I gotta get a squeegee. Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

As my niece would say, you are disgusting.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, by the way, Josh, would you want to go on retreat? But that's Charge, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's. Get up.

[Chick McGee]

Get up.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a retreat.

[Chick McGee]

Tripoli. You know what song.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a bugle expert? I am. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Charge of the Light Brigade. One of my favorite movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Help me. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean. Errol Flynn.

[Chick McGee]

Errol Flynn.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Which one?

[Christy Lee]

Charge of Light Brigade.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Road, the 600 and charge of the Light Brigade. That great poem.

[Christy Lee]

Light Brigade.

[Chick McGee]

Am I alone? Yes, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

More than you'll ever realize.

[Chick McGee]

You have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Life is suffering, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all.

[Chick McGee]

I absolutely love the Bette Midler. Boogie Woogie Bugle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Very fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You've never been more wrong. You were the Rollerblades for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. Was that. Yeah. Thank you, Pat. Was that popular with.

[Pat Godwin]

That was like your friends and High School 70.

[Tom Griswold]

@ the. @ the. At the baths.

[Chick McGee]

Bruce, Lance and I. I have gotten.

[Pat Godwin]

Together at the bath.

[Chick McGee]

I know it's like. It's. But I love that song. It is fun. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the Charge of the Light Brigade.

[Pat Godwin]

And Ace likes that movie. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. None of you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Brigade.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Light. L, I, G, H. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is the one with the 300.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. Here it is. I just found. Yeah, yeah. Into the valley of Death row. The 600.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's 300.

[Tom Griswold]

Tennis.

[Pat Godwin]

Gerard Butler. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Tennyson. Half a league, half a league, half a league onward oh, please.

[Pat Godwin]

Do this all in the Valley of Death, will you? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Man, this is boring.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's. It's history, Fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

Sonoris.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe you guys don't think it's fun. Okay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we're gonna have a special guest joining Us in a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

You sound excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have a.

[Pat Godwin]

You're our leader. We take our cue from you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's get. I love that. There's. There's the. The potential of this derailing. Very, very potential. There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my goodness. Get on in here, Doc.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on, sit down.

[Pat Godwin]

As I live and breathe. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Tom Whiskey. Frontier Doctor. Good morning, Doc. Always good to see you, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace chewing on the old wood.

[Pat Godwin]

I hear gnawing, gnawing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gnaw in the wood. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Doc, you don't have to make any affectations.

[Pat Godwin]

Now how the hell was that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a must. Next thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay, take it easy.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't forget to say good morning to Tom. He gets upset when you don't say good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom, how's it going? Oh, great, Doc. Thanks for. Hey, Wilbur. How are you doing, buddy?

[Willie Griswold]

Hey there, Doc.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess that is a. That is a mustache. In. In. What's the word I'm looking for? Work in progress.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Take that hat off, Doc.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G's over there. Yeah. It's good to see you, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's that little saucy vixen, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

It's been a while since my exam.

[Pat Godwin]

You need to get in there, give it a look. See, Doc, I like to put on.

[Tom Griswold]

A miner's helmet, do a little pelvic action.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you get up my tools, you wacky old saw. Bones Joshi, it's always a great pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

And likewise great to see.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're a poet.

[Chick McGee]

I. I like to think of myself.

[Tom Griswold]

As a man of words. I don't mean to over exaggerate. No, that means. That means you're. You're exaggerating your exaggeration.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, hyperbolic, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

That is the thing you say. I don't want to over exaggerate. But that's the stupid thing.

[Chick McGee]

It is a stupid thing to say.

[Pat Godwin]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the true tale of old Elmer Whiskey Elmer Frontier farmer. Small minded man really passed his nose. He very protective of his three daughters. Those were some talk about saucy vixens. Oh, tell you get one whiff of the. Anyway, the point here is now Doc, the girls come up to him and said we've all got dates coming up for Friday night.

[Pat Godwin]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That Elmer said. I don't know about that. Wait a second, I. I don't trust these fellers. Tell you what, if they're going to bring dates, I want these fellas to. To write me a poem to show that they're sophisticated and. And kind gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the doorbell rang at the farmhouse Friday evening, early.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Old Elmer Whiskey answered the door and this handsome fell said, hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're gonna go to church and then to the show. Is she ready to go?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Elmer Whiskey said, well, that's very impressive. Hi, Joe. I'll go get Flo. She's ready to go.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems like a nice mild mannered fella.

[Willie Griswold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Then Elmer Whiskey or the bell ring again a few minutes later and there's another fella at the door, very handsome man, had his hair slicked back. He said, hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going to church and then going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready? That sounds like a nice time. A little spaghetti in the church basement.

[Pat Godwin]

Right this way.

[Tom Griswold]

Let her go. That's very nice.

[Willie Griswold]

Seems to be a trend amongst these gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Write poems. And the next feller came.

[Pat Godwin]

I lost track. Is this the third fella?

[Josh Arnold]

Hard to follow.

[Tom Griswold]

That third fella came to the door and he presented himself and he said, hi, my name's Chuck. He punched him. He punched him in the face. Naturally.

[Pat Godwin]

Another true tale.

[Tom Griswold]

Never get to finish this poem from the old. Thank you. Thank you, Doc.

[Pat Godwin]

See, Eddie had spaghetti and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's time now to go across the way to see Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance.

[Chick McGee]

My mom always said when she. She would. We. It wasn't going to the movies. It was. We're going show. Did your parents ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I'm familiar with that. Yes, yes, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you guys want to go to the show? And she just meant the movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'd say the movies. Like a 30s gangster going into movies. See the movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there was probably only one, you know, one theater, one movie.

[Pat Godwin]

The State Theater.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to the show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the problem with our culture. There's too much of everything.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Too confusing.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Too many channels.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you watching right now? Chris Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, 1923. We talked about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

Privately.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not privately. Would you stop?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, was that a little pillow talk this morning between you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right. Pat and I were talking about last night's episode.

[Josh Arnold]

We did, actually.

[Chick McGee]

You got one of your pubes in.

[Christy Lee]

My teeth right now. We're watching basketball at my house. Four screens, whatever that multiple.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh my God, that Texas game was awesome.

[Christy Lee]

That is basketball feed.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't been watching TV this week.

[Willie Griswold]

I got some shows. I'm watching Severance. I'm watching the Pit. I'm watching the Daredevil show, to be honest.

[Pat Godwin]

Full disclosure, this is where Severance, this move, this music is from Severance. Actually, it's called labor of Love, but. And it was written in the 40s or 50s, but this is. I think you'd like Severance if you started watching.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just have been voted.

[Pat Godwin]

It's troubling.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very busy.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what my problem is with Severance? I don't think that there. It can possibly pay off. The way they build it up, people.

[Willie Griswold]

Are worried it's going to have sort of a loss.

[Pat Godwin]

The first season was they. It paid off pretty well. But I don't know about the second.

[Christy Lee]

I only.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if this conversation will pay off.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. I'm going to say nowhere.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what are you watching, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't dare to bore everybody with it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know you now.

[Chick McGee]

The current show. I watch Yellowjackets, Yellow Jackets. That's what I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you finish the epic porno trilogy? All hands on Dick?

[Chick McGee]

I did finish the trilogy. And like most trilogies, part two is the best.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good.

[Willie Griswold]

Also, I didn't say this. I'm watching the Pit. Drew Powell is in the pit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, he is.

[Willie Griswold]

Without giving any spoilers.

[Chick McGee]

I never cared for him.

[Willie Griswold]

Drew plays maybe the worst guy of all time. He. He is just a dick and he does it great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's fun.

[Willie Griswold]

He does a really great job and it's awesome seeing him in something, but, man, I hate that.

[Pat Godwin]

Actually, I can get you to watch the Pit because one of the stars of it, the lady who kind of runs the pit, the older lady, she used to be boyfriend girlfriend with Dennis Hopper. So maybe you would like to go watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay. Yeah, I just have been pretty busy. I'll watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace watches probably the most tv. But you know what he does when he doesn't watch tv?

[Chick McGee]

That's what he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, wait a minute.

[Willie Griswold]

We're going to get.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like thunder and lightning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And his hunger is frightening. He likes to gnaw on wood. Yeah, baby. No, no, no. Wood as a child.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Thank you, man. Nice call back.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we appreciate it. Who wrote Knock on Wood? Was that Steve Crop?

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie. Is that Eddie Fisherman or. I don't know. I'm not sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Hang on. We're not having a conversation, Josh. I wasn't engaged in. Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

You know they're raising taxes in St. Louis. Did you hear?

[Chick McGee]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. Once again, if you're just joining us, we are the Bob and Tom show here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'll do it again. Well, if you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hey, what do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Explorers have discovered the wreckage of a cargo ship that sank in Lake Superior storm more than 130 years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet baby.

[Christy Lee]

The Western Reserve, one of the first all steel cargo ships to traverse the lakes, was supposed to be one of the safest ships afloat. We heard about that with the Titanic, didn't we? One summer voyage, however, the 300 foot ship encountered a gale on Lake Superior that cracked the vessel in half and sank it. Last July, explorers from the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society.

[Pat Godwin]

I insist that you try that again because it's only going to get worse. I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Shrimp wreck.

[Christy Lee]

Last July, explorers from the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society nailed it. Pinpointed the Western Reserve off Michigan's Upper Peninsula. 27 people perished in the shink in Shinking.

[Tom Griswold]

So close.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what reminded me of. Did you hear peninsula? Reminded me of municipal a little bit. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tough one.

[Christy Lee]

27 people perished in the sinking, including the ship's owner.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, I don't mean to be too serious here, but they're now first responders are shift shifting their efforts from from rescue to recovery for the lost souls.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, been 130 years.

[Tom Griswold]

They've figure a lot of time.

[Christy Lee]

A Wisconsin Marine Historical Society summary of the Western Reserve notes the Titanic used the same type of steel as the Western Reserve and it may have played a role.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the kind that doesn't float in.

[Christy Lee]

Speeding up the luxury liner sinking Irish steel.

[Pat Godwin]

Why can't we have hysterical societies along with historical society?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we should. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Hi.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't know what we're doing.

[Christy Lee]

Ship sinking, shipwreck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tongue twist. I just like the fact that there's still an organization of explorers. That'd be great. Nobody has a cool job like that. Who do you work for? Oh, I work for the Explorers Society.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but think about all the days where you don't find things.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything's been found though.

[Tom Griswold]

No, absolutely. They're starting to find a whole bunch of stuff now they're finding a Lot Of World War II aircraft and ships that are in the bottom of the ocean. Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait and see. Special effects, CGI.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of this is A.I.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what am I saying? Wouldn't you like to be an explorer?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I am an explorer of the human psyche and a man's condition on this.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Refrigerators on this Big blue.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a mean thing to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Pat, look and see what's in the fridge.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you choose to hurt when you could. You could be sharing so much love.

[Tom Griswold]

This weekend. Exploring a new pizza topping. I'm sorry. Back to you, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, wait a minute. Hold it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

We can't have a ship sink without elephants.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we can.

[Josh Arnold]

I am going to kill you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to kill you.

[Tom Griswold]

It did sink in Lake Superior.

[Pat Godwin]

It sure did.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, Josh, they whistle Edmund Fitzgerald on the show Severance.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll talk about it for 10 more minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you do a whistle for me for the intro? In the right key.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm in the right key.

[Chick McGee]

All right. If. If you weren't his son, he'd be losing his mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying I'm with whistling, too.

[Pat Godwin]

You've never been able to whistle. That's not whistling.

[Willie Griswold]

I got it the second time.

[Christy Lee]

That was beautiful.

[Willie Griswold]

Second time. I nailed it. Yes, you did.

[Chick McGee]

It was unpleasant to the ear.

[Willie Griswold]

You were busy attacking me, but I nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. What is the context in Severance in which there.

[Willie Griswold]

There's just a guy who whistles it?

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Is there a reason he's doing it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Watch the show.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get this over with. Please.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember the mom and Tom show motto. Let's get this over. All right, then.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like your girlfriend. Friday night, about 11.

[Josh Arnold]

This system below like the ship. We all know the. It's just gonna get longer. She'd sketch when she sang and her bottom would bang. A disaster when the winds would come early.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not do that.

[Chick McGee]

Who pushed that? Who did that?

[Pat Godwin]

Chaos.

[Chick McGee]

Who did that?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was Rion. Who do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

The Fitzgerald family emailed me, said, stop singing about pore Ella's rectum. I said, I'll do my best, but Tom has a request and it's very hard to reject him. We're almost done, Willie.

[Chick McGee]

One.

[Josh Arnold]

One more whistle. Piss your dad off.

[Pat Godwin]

There's another motto. We're almost done.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the Almond Brothers. Twin Whistlers.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. We're in.

[Josh Arnold]

A doctor had said would always turn his head when performing her colon procedure.

[Willie Griswold]

Stop.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Keep it up. I've never, never stop doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

There's polyps and corn and Louis Armstrong's horn. The rectum of Ella, this chair. I see trees of green.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so nice. No, no, no, no, no. Less is more. That was lovely. Thank you so much. Certainly appreciate that. The best way to hear that song, by the way, is if you're wearing your Raycon earbuds. That's what I say, that we get all those sounds.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chickster.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Christy, you got something over there for me?

[Christy Lee]

We got a lot of things. We have aces joke of the week coming up. Oh, excuse me. Joke of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the, the, the ultimate one is always.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. On Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

This will be huge.

[Christy Lee]

And we have wombats, baby ones in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, are those like bats? Wombats? No, no, they're not like.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they're little cuddly creatures.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the lady who was trying to shoplift one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're the, they're, they're the cube poopers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. They poop and cube.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Not cubicles, but they're. Shirts are square shaped.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Roll down hills.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do some homework. I'll. I'll be able to tell you all about that when we come back. The sound is when they come out. Don't you. Oh. Oh, it's square. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks. For listening to the Bob. And even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Willie Griswold]

Hi, this is Jevon, your blinds.com design consultant.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow, a real person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm here to help with everything from selecting the perfect window treatments to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I've got a complicated project.

[Willie Griswold]

No problem. I can even help schedule a professional measuring install.

[Chick McGee]

We can also send you samples fast and free.

[Christy Lee]

Hmm.

[Tom Griswold]

I just might have to do more.

[Willie Griswold]

Whatever you need.

[Pat Godwin]

So the first room we're looking at.

[Christy Lee]

Is for shopblinds.com now. And save up to 45 sitewide blinds.com rules and restrictions may apply.

[Tom Griswold]

Punish.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, is there anything I could do or say?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Remember, I'm Auto. Hang on. It'll be over soon. Christy Lee. Pat Godwin. Willie Griswold. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Pat Godwin]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts studio. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. A couple quick things. Yes, Willie G. Sam Miller. Tonight and tomorrow, Jukebox Comedy Club Peoria.

[Christy Lee]

Must see show. You gotta go to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Willie Griswold]

I got some tickets in my Instagram. The link in my bio at Willie Griswold. Come hang, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that'll be cool. Thank you very much, Sam. We had a great time with Sam yesterday. And I'm sure we've got some. Some of Sam's stuff posted somewhere. Yes, Insta.

[Christy Lee]

Why did you say that with such disdain?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's new and different. Any. It's not. It's all in show.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a coffee thing to me.

[Christy Lee]

Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, it's fun. I got. I got it. We got some video out of there. Sam and a Willie. Etc. Etc.

[Chick McGee]

Call it the Grams. So, like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Teddy Grahams.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, The Grammar.

[Chick McGee]

Teddy Graham, the Graham.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. We have Kristi Lee over there. She's at the Silic Insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Christy Lee]

An American tourist in Australia may have her visa revoked after she was filmed picking up and running off with a baby wombat.

[Pat Godwin]

And Mama Wombat did not care for it.

[Christy Lee]

Wild Baby Wombat. The viral video shows social media influencer Ms. Sam Jones running already.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying guilty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Baby wombat in her arms while its distressed mother chases after her. Australia's Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke said Ms. Jones's visa is being examined to determine if she had breached any conditions of her stay and suggested she may not ever be welcome back in Australia. Wow, they're Pretty cute little marsupials, though. Man, I tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just googled them.

[Pat Godwin]

How long the flights that is that like 20.

[Christy Lee]

20, 26 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Long haul.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Me and you, Tom, fly to Australia. Australia and coach sit next to each other.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. The wombat is famous in the animal world, is apparently the only animal that has fecal material that comes out in the shape of cubes.

[Pat Godwin]

And does it have the reason?

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a reason for that.

[Tom Griswold]

This says they produce 80 to 100. This is their verbiage here. Fecal cubes. Every night. Yep.

[Willie Griswold]

I remember we talked about it one time and they used the term trapdoor door.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Willie Griswold]

The rectum of this thing. It, like, functions sort of like a trapdoor. Like it fell down and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so odd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently there's no one else in the animal kingdom that that does this. 80 to 100 a night. That's better than my ice maker.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't get me started about my ice maker.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

You got problems over there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

So their poop is shaped like dice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about craps.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I'm clapping for Mace. Speaking of Mace, who knows from funny? I know.

[Pat Godwin]

He pro. He knows from funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. Based on my experiences with Play doh, I would assume they must have a square anus.

[Chick McGee]

Probably. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Something in there.

[Tom Griswold]

You have that Play DOH thing with the gizmo and you push it down.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean the Fun Factory?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You squirt the Play DOH through their head and it looks like they have Play DOH hair.

[Chick McGee]

I love that. You can cut it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, they're cute little guys.

[Christy Lee]

They are cute.

[Tom Griswold]

The little wombat.

[Chick McGee]

Good eats. Good eats.

[Pat Godwin]

They have wombat sandwich places in Australia.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

The man that was just applauding is now going to give us an example of how to tell a proper joke.

[Chick McGee]

Here he is with his joker of the day. Hey, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, Ace?

[Chick McGee]

Well, St. Patty's Day is Monday. I've been doing some studying.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know leprechauns hate amusement parks?

[Pat Godwin]

Leprechauns hate amusement parks. Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

They're too short for the rides. That was Ace.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a joke. That's a fact. Ace's joke of the day, or what he passes off as a joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are friends.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that one one was weak.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, Christy. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What did the leprechaun order at the restaurant?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Ace, what did the leprechaun order at the restaurant?

[Chick McGee]

A patty mint.

[Josh Arnold]

A what?

[Chick McGee]

A patty melt mint.

[Tom Griswold]

That was closer.

[Pat Godwin]

Closer to a joke, I say. St. Patty's Day be damned. He has to do all of his jokes of the day with an Irish accent.

[Chick McGee]

You got one more? I can do that. You got one more?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Do it now.

[Pat Godwin]

Monday.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Monday, St. Patrick's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget to wear your green.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Can you fix that one, do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Fix which one?

[Tom Griswold]

The first one.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah, the joke. The joke is. It's one of those jokes that. The joke is kind of that it isn't. It doesn't go where you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't leprechauns. What is it again?

[Pat Godwin]

They don't like amusement parks.

[Chick McGee]

Too short for the. Yeah, it's short. The punchline is that There isn't kind of isn't a punchline. It's a joke, like a real problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. It's very obvious.

[Pat Godwin]

You know how life is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Humor in uniform. What it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. If you'd like to write us letters, we love to hear from you. And you can reach us, Bob and [e-mail].

[Pat Godwin]

Read nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to read them? Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll get to. We'll get to more of these. We have a lot of them. We have now one more news story before we say adieu.

[Pat Godwin]

Great word award, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Lot of vowels.

[Christy Lee]

I bid you. Ado.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Almost every.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, shut up.

[Christy Lee]

The Chinese hot pot chain restaurant known as Hadalio reports it will compensate over 4,000 diners after two people urinated into their hot pot broth.

[Tom Griswold]

4,000.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry about the piss.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they only went pee pee in the coke.

[Christy Lee]

Two men were filmed dirty knees.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That's just the end of the poem, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Two men were filmed urinating into the broth of their hot pot while dining in a private room at Ho, a restaurant in Shanghai.

[Tom Griswold]

So why does that affect 4,000 people?

[Christy Lee]

We, the company said we fully understand that the distress caused to our customers by this incident cannot be fully compensated for by any means. Shanghai police said they detained two 17 year olds in connection with the incident. I don't know how. 4,000 diners were hurt by this.

[Tom Griswold]

But they got a video of these guys urinating into the pot.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear the bok choy is great there. But stay away from the leaks. You got the leaking.

[Willie Griswold]

The number one restaurant in town.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pee pee. What is it? They the one they don't want pee pee in their coke. What is it again?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think we should linger on it too much.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think that's the only part of that joke we can say.

[Willie Griswold]

I think Josh kind of nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Bit of do does that begin with around the corner Fudges made?

[Chick McGee]

It does not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's. That's a. A different insulting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, if you're at that place, don't order because Chinese restaurants always have those number things. Yeah, don't order the number one.

[Christy Lee]

Especially not the number two. They're doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Peeing in the pot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't understand all the 4,000 people. Did they all take a sip?

[Willie Griswold]

I think it's like you. The broth sits there all day. So after they left their table, someone else warmed up their meats in the pot.

[Chick McGee]

At least they had a pot to piss in. Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

I like. Yeah, you thought you really had something there, didn't you? I did think I had.

[Josh Arnold]

That was half a bow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

What a long, long week.

[Chick McGee]

Long. We have earned the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

What show am I supposed to watch?

[Pat Godwin]

Severance on Apple plus.

[Tom Griswold]

And the other when you said I'm supposed to great.

[Pat Godwin]

I forget. What did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll have to go listen to the show now. Yeah, you can do the same thing. It's floating around the Internet. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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