The BOB & TOM Show - March 16, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 16, 2026

Comedy, Talk, News, and Sports | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature blend of conversational comedy, quirky news, sports talk, and music appreciation. The crew riff on topics ranging from doghouse DIY disasters, vinyl music nostalgia, space weather, the sexiest (and least sexy) American accents, sex toy heists, and more, all sprinkled with memorable banter and running gags. Comedian Nick Harrison joins as in-studio guest to discuss classic rock, social media fame, and life as a former teacher.

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Key Topics & Highlights

1. Opening: Classic Vinyl & Musical Nostalgia (00:20–02:38)

• Tom Griswold launches into a musical monologue about his love for vinyl records, rattling off artists and albums from his collection.

  “I got a dusty old pile of vinyl records sitting on my floor... I got Willy Whalen and Woody Guthrie, Jimmy Buffett, La Lovett and Bobby Gentry…” – Tom Griswold (00:20)

• The team jokes about road trips and leaving clothes behind to save the records.

2. Studio Banter & Introductions (02:38–03:50)

• The regular cast checks in: Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Tom Griswold.
• Tom notes everyone’s matching black outfits and Christy's “cat burglar” look due to the weather.

3. Weather – Earthly & Space! (03:50–05:24)

• Discussion turns to weird "space weather" and planetary climates.
• The crew riff on UFO propulsion and if aliens judge our windshield wiper tech.

  “That’s why they’re coming to earth, because they heard about that technology.” – Tom Griswold (05:17)

4. Getting Older: Bowels & Gas (05:54–06:22)

• The team jokes about age and losing control over bodily functions, with each sharing stories about “incidents” and family experiences.

5. Accents: Sexiest & Least Sexy in the U.S. (06:27; 26:28; 90:29–97:22)

• Tom teases a story about “sexiest accents," sparking a running thread:
  • Southern drawls rate high.
  • Several lists are referenced; St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Texas, New York, Boston, and more discussed.

  “Is there a specific St. Louis accent?” – Tom Griswold (07:31) “A company called Big Seven Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the United States.” – Christy Lee (90:33)

• Least sexy: Long Islander, New Jersey, Minnesota, Alaska, “Southern Ohioan,” and Pennsylvania Dutch.

[Full Top-10 & Bottom Accents discussed — see [Accents Section Below]].

6. Bob & Tom NCAA Bracket & App Revamp (10:37–11:02; 36:22–37:23)

• The NCAA basketball tournaments are starting; special contest at the newly re-designed bobandtom.com (sponsored by Orange Insoles).

  “Faster, cleaner, simpler. Details coming up, we got the whole app in your hand.” – Tom Griswold (10:59)

7. Home DIY: Tom’s Doghouse Saga (12:25; 40:08–44:23; 46:01–63:29)

• The crew roast Tom for spending all weekend building a doghouse with two 10-year-olds — the project’s design flaws (flat roof, indoors, crude sizing) prompt extended, hilarious debate.

  “Is it outside now?” – Chick McGee
  “No, I… well, because check local listings, there’s some weather on the way.” – Tom Griswold (60:31)

• Debates on proper measurement, dog willingness, crafting mistakes (“That’s the design the girls made.”), and the value of the process over the product.
• Notable moment: Photos of the box-like “dog cube” are shared and mocked.

8. Listener Letters: Vehicles, Chuck Norris, and More (19:17–24:15)

• Fun letter from a listener about seeing the Hershey Kissmobile.
• From South Korea: Nostalgic for the show, ending with a Chuck Norris joke.
• Fans roast the show’s pretentious vs. Morrissey’s pretentiousness.

9. Dangerous Lube: Unconventional Sexual Advice (24:16–28:36)

• A news article warns against using coconut oil as a lubricant due to health risks.
• Crew tells stories about creative (and ill-advised) alternatives, from “Crisco Kid” to “30-weight oil.”

  “When I was in my 20s, we had a guy we called... the Crisco Kid…” – Letter from listener (25:39)

10. Oscars Recap & Pop Culture (37:22–42:40)

• Christy Lee gives a rundown of previous night’s Academy Award winners and key moments.
• The crew discuss favorite segments, Barbra Streisand’s performance, and musical numbers.

11. World Records & Sports Update (49:37–58:12; 87:18–89:02)

• Chick recaps NCAA bracket news, World Baseball Classic, golf, NASCAR.
• A new world record for the “longest line of quesadillas” is discussed/mocked.
• Arctic Winter Games: Longest airplane pose set by Chris Stipdonk at 69 seconds.

12. Food Talk: Taco Bell Preferences (55:02–57:57)

• The cast hilariously debates hard vs. soft tacos, Mexican pizza “no sauce,” and receives emails from grateful listeners adopting new food hacks.

13. Personal Grooming & Pubic Hair Products (80:53–85:59)

• The team discusses trimmers for different body parts, with men and women comparing brands (Manscape, Venus), and the relative embarrassment of shower product choices.

14. Historical Birthdays & Events (Today in History) (116:36–127:12)

• Dr. Robert Godard’s first liquid fuel rocket (1926)
• Hawthorne’s “Scarlet Letter” (1850)
• Beatles “Can’t Buy Me Love,” Rolling Stones, Iwo Jima, Tanya Harding, Jerry Lewis, and celebrity birthdays.

15. Comedian Nick Harrison in Studio (129:05–153:41)

• Former teacher, now stand-up, social media star (@MrProfessor318 on IG).
• Nick talks about bringing joy with music/dance videos in stores, connecting across generations and genres.
• Laughs about teaching, doing time as a host in rural Louisiana, and parenting three kids.

  “We all have that moment — we’re in the grocery store, Duran Duran comes on, and you just start singing along.” – Nick Harrison (143:28)

• Nick is part of the Gen X Takeover Comedy tour.

16. Science & Oddities

a) Churning Butter Trend (147:37–150:19)

• The “churning and burning” TikTok craze: people run with heavy cream in a bag to make butter via kinetic energy.

“This is so stupid.” – Tom Griswold

b) Space Weather & Alien Contact (150:47–152:34)

• Scientists speculate “space weather” (plasma turbulence, solar wind) may scramble extraterrestrial radio signals before reaching Earth.

“We are way overdue for a solar flare that will wipe us out.” – Josh Arnold (151:21)

c) Sex Toy Train Heist (109:58–113:29)

• Nearly $250,000 in “Handy” male sex toys stolen from a freight train — Josh explains the product’s VR capabilities.

“...hand movement she makes, you’re gonna feel it.” – Josh Arnold (110:41)

d) U.S. Postal Service Lowrider Stamps (158:18–161:25)

• New Forever Stamps feature classic lowrider cars; crew debates their cultural import (“Lowriders are art!” — Christy Lee).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

On Doghouse DIY:

“They drew a box. No, then they found one online that looked like a big box. That’s all a dog needs. The dog doesn’t care.” – Tom Griswold (66:14)

On Aging & Emissions:

“As you get older, have you noticed…you really can’t control your gas anymore?” – Chick McGee (05:54)

On Sexiest Accents Top 3:

“Sexiest accent in the U.S. according to Big 7 Travel: 3. New York, 2. Boston, 1. Texan.” – Christy Lee (94:21–94:30)

On Lowrider Culture:

“Some of the paint jobs…are pieces of art. They’re incredible.” – Christy Lee (160:13)

On Comedian Nick Harrison’s Instagram:

“We all have that moment in the grocery store, Duran Duran comes on, and you just start singing along.” – Nick Harrison (143:28)

On Unconventional Lube:

“I always use STP oil treatment. Have you ever gotten Andy Granatelli? I like to look at pictures of them and get aroused.” – Tom Griswold (27:08)

Space Weather & Aliens

“The aliens think we’re being disrespectful because we can’t hear the message.” – Chick McGee (152:02)

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Timestamps for Essential Segments

• Musical Vinyl Monologue: 00:20–02:38
• Space Weather & UFOs: 03:50–05:24
• Sexiest Accents Thread: 06:27–07:44; resumes at 90:29, 94:21–97:22
• Tom’s Doghouse Story: 12:25 onward, picked up throughout, especially 40:08–44:23, 46:01–63:29
• Sex Toy Train Heist: 109:58–113:29
• Lowrider Stamps News: 158:18–161:25
• Comedian Nick Harrison Interview: 129:05–153:41

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Accents: Top & Bottom Ten (Reference)

Top 10 Sexiest | Bottom 10 Least Sexy | Sexiest | Least Sexy | |--------------------|----------------------| | 1. Texan | 50. Long Islander | | 2. Boston | 49. New Jersey | | 3. New York | 48. Minnesota | | 4. Maine | 47. Alaska | | 5. Chicago | 46. California (Valley)| | 6. Mississippi | 45. Southern Ohioan | | 7. Hawaiian | 44. Floridian | | 8. Philadelphia | 43. Pittsburgh | | 9. St. Louis | 42. Cincinnati | |10. California | 41. Pennsylvania Dutch|

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Episode Tone & Style

The episode delivers BOB & TOM’s trademark blend of quick wit, playful crotchetiness, and group ribbing. Jokes land fast on all subjects, and regular tangents are celebrated. Humor is informal, sarcastic, and occasionally edgy, but always comes back to camaraderie and laughter (except for Tom’s doghouse, which, apparently, has “no roof and no future”).

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For New Listeners

This episode finds the BOB & TOM Show in classic form: irreverent, conversational, and tightly packed with oddball news, pop culture reminiscence, and friendly roastings. Whether you want to laugh at failed home projects, consider the sex appeal of American dialects, or just enjoy a roundtable of seasoned comics riffing on the strangeness of life—there’s a little something for everyone here.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I do this for everybody that still has more vinyl records than they do CDs. I got a dusty old pile of vinyl records sitting on my floor. I've played each one of them over and over at least a dozen times or more. All I've got is a beat up chair, a mattress, a fork and another to spare and that dusty old pile of records on my floor. I got Willy Whalen and Woody Guthrie, Jimmy Buffett, La Lovett and Bobby Gentry, Jerry Jeff, Bob Dylan, Donnie Fritz, Dead in the Doors, Patsy Cline, John Prine and more. I got Jackson, Brown, Towns, Van Zant, Zeppelin or Skynyrd, Harry Chapin got Clark, Van Halen, I got Rita, Chris, Keith Sachs and Country Joe when he was singing with the Fish, you know I got Emmy Lou, you two and Arlo, James Taylor, Jimmy Rogers, Hank Williams, Mojo Nixon, Hendrix, Haggard and a whole lot more in that dusty old pile of vinyl records sitting on my floor. One time in San Francisco, I was standing in the airport line in one bag I had all my clothes and the other was all in my records of mine the lady said I could only bring one bag, I had two, oh, what a drag I had to jump on the plane and leave all my clothes But I got Willie Whalen and Woody Guthrie, Jimmy Puffin, Lil Love it and Bobby Jantry, Jerry, Jeff, Bob Dylan, Donnie Fritz, dead in the Doors, Patsy Cline, John Prine and more. I got Jackson, Brown, Towns, Van Zan, Zeppen, Leonard Skynyrd, Harry Chapin, got Clark, Van Halen, I got Rita, Chris, Keith Sykes and Country Joe when he was singing with the Fish, you know I got Emmy Lou, you two and Arlo, James Taylor, Jimmy Rogers, Hank Williams, Mojo Nixon, Hendrix, Haggard and a whole lot more. I got all the Booker T's, Tom T, Hoss, Bobby Bear, Belafonte and the New York Dolls, Billy Joe J, Crochet, Kiss, Crosby, Stills and Nash, John June and a Roseanne, Cash. I got T, Birds, Yardbirds, Sam and Dave, four bird from Holt, Stevie Ray, and if you're one of the 12 or 13 people that bought my third album, you might have figured out already that I got piles and piles and piles of Tom Petty. In that dusty old stack of vinyl records I got sitting on my floor.

[Chick McGee]

All righty. Hello. Busy Monday? Let's hear those feet hit the floor. All right, cadets, you go to a military school time? You look like military school type parents had had it with you and your smart ass attitude shipped you off to military school.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a brig I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure they do have a brig. I. I would imagine. Ha. Things off the chart. Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. O'Reilly. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's gonna break into a house later. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You guys are all wearing black. I'm wearing dark blue. I didn't get the memo. Oh, wait a minute. Josh. You've got a check on. That's okay. Christy's got her a cat burglar outfit on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. Check local listings. It got cold over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's some weird weather going on. There's a heat wave. What the hell? We got weird space weather news coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Space weather?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is. You're going to love this story, Josh. Oh, I'm serious.

[Josh Arnold]

It is wild things going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'd never heard of space weather, but we have it in the news.

[Chick McGee]

I've always been fascinated, as you would say, about like the weather on Mars or Venus. Like what? And they're one of the planets has like their year is like 472 days or some weird damn thing. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's like this will happen.

[Chick McGee]

The daytime high is like 630 and the nighttime lows, 500 below zero.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I love stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Our meteorologist doesn't have a lot of work to do if it's the same all the time, though.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why helium's so popular?

[Chick McGee]

Why is that? That's my helium.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought maybe my voice had gotten too hot. Yeah. Because it can be so cold.

[Chick McGee]

What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

Helium?

[Chick McGee]

You mean we could breathe helium?

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's like the. I think it's the lowest temperature of anything on earth.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. At some point. In any event, we have a space weather coming up with respect to UFOs.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of an interesting, interesting thing on the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Also.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think the UFO and their, their crafts, their flying saucers, if you will, they perform better in colder weather or warmer weather or they get, they get better. What we would know as gas mileage.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a big controversy. I think, you know, they've got the hybrid UFOs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people are pissed and do they have windshield wipers?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Do they have windshield wipes. Something.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they're. That's why they're coming to earth because they heard about that technology. They just keep missing it because the wind windshields are all messed up.

[Christy Lee]

That space dust. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Meek fact, there's some bird dude out there on the windshield. You want to go get that?

[Josh Arnold]

I had that over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

You did what?

[Tom Griswold]

The classic thing where you get a great parking space and you come out and your car has been dabbled with gravy esque bird poop.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, it's not the bird's fault. They can't. They can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know.

[Chick McGee]

They can't control their bowels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then of course, the. The classic hack thing is if you've got a white car, it's black. If you've got a black car, it's white.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, by the way, speaking of that bowel thing, as you get older, have you noticed that you really can't. You really can't control your gas anymore? Have you noticed this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've just noticed a change in pitch and length.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, interesting.

[Chick McGee]

No, like you get up and start walking somewhere and all of a sudden, oh, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

It would happen to my dad and I would go, come on, dude. And he'd be like, I'm telling you, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I heard the same thing when she got older.

[Chick McGee]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

That has not happened to me yet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just worrying about the point where

[Chick McGee]

happened to me this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Is your sack hitting the water when you sit down?

[Chick McGee]

Not the sack, but everything.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what took Hemingway out. Well, that and the shotgun in the mouth. Well, coming up, we also have the sexiest accents in the usa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, it's got to be Southern, right?

[Tom Griswold]

These. There's. I dug around and I found three different surveys because the. The.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Canasi, is it? You want to go for a cup of coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

Star sand and Redford together?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't ha that accent.

[Chick McGee]

She was on together last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did not.

[Chick McGee]

And then he said, babs, I'll. I'll talk to you later.

[Tom Griswold]

And I.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Bob.

[Christy Lee]

And then she started singing and that's

[Chick McGee]

when I went click her way. We.

[Pat Godwin]

The voice I used to have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she did not sound good.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not watch.

[Chick McGee]

And then Pat and I started the Jerry Lewis medley. Walk on.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick does a good walk on.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been. We have. You'll be surprised, Josh. In the top 10 sexiest accents. St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is there a specific St. Louis accent?

[Josh Arnold]

I've joked about that. Missouri sort of. You know, let's go get some Karn flakes. We got to go down Fardi far. But that can't be the sexy accent they're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's specifically St. Louis, also on the list, right behind Pittsburgh. Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I don't think Cincinnati, Ohio don't really have an accent. Ohio is the home of broadcast accents. It's flat, and there's no discernible.

[Tom Griswold]

I've told you the story 50 times. But I was taking a linguistics course in college.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you were the professor. Were you a cunning linguist?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it? No. He said, I was just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a kid sitting in a room with a couple hundred students.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he goes, is anybody here from northeastern Ohio? And I raised my hand, and he goes, read this list of words. And then he said, ladies and gentlemen, that's American broadcast English. That's the accent. So I.

[Christy Lee]

And at the time where your career started.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not. I never thought about it for years, but that years ago, anywhere you'd go, that was what broadcaster sounded like. Remember we were talking with Dan Rather once, and he talked about when he got into broadcasting, he had to work to lose his Texas accent. Sometimes that's gone away a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit. Especially when they say their names.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good Dan Rather.

[Josh Arnold]

Tonight in the Southern hemisphere, what is

[Tom Griswold]

a Dan Rather in a bag.

[Chick McGee]

That's very nice. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't do it very loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Courage.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, he's trying to do that forever. Courage.

[Tom Griswold]

I just watched part of an interview with Dan Rather interviewing Greg Allman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing, like, an.

[Pat Godwin]

Ideas of musicians.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Were you tied to a chair?

[Tom Griswold]

That was just so weird.

[Pat Godwin]

It was weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I.

[Chick McGee]

He's doing a lot of those for Access TV ax.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not bad. The big interview.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's good because he really doesn't know anything about it. He goes into the suburb. It's not like he's going to. I'll tell you what, I wish I'd been there in 71 at the Fillmore.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

He has no idea. But, yeah, it's interesting. Anyway, we'll come up with the. The sexiest accents. Christy, just offhand, you have one that you particularly enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

I like a Southern accent. Sure. Or a Texas drawl. That's kind of sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll be happy to know in one of these lists, Texas is number one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When they call you ma'. Am.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

And they mean it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that the Matthew McConaughey? Is he from Texas? Original.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but he's kind of lost it. But I'm sure he can slip into it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know he throws a ma' am around.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure he does.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I'm not being critical. I was just curious.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't think you were.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure he'll be on the show. It's fine. Calm down. Everything's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, I do have the least sexy accents.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll be getting to that coming up soon. Also, we have NCAA men's and women's basketball.

[Chick McGee]

How's your bracket? Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll remind you that we have a special bracket competition courtesy of orange Insoles and Chick McGee at TheOrangeInSouls.com Sports Desk will be getting to that. Also coming up today, I'm going to tell you about the new app. We have got the whole bob and tom.com and our app all spruced up and ready to rock. Faster, cleaner, simpler details.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we got the whole app in your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, things in your hand include courage, a bizarre sex toy robbery coming up in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Why'd you. Why'd you steal the sex toys? That's where the money was. No, that's not right.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Why did you steal the sex toys from the sex shop? Or no, why did you rob the sex shop?

[Chick McGee]

To steal the sex.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where the sex toys are.

[Tom Griswold]

Except it wasn't. They weren't stolen from a sex shop. You'll find out what's come when it comes. It's quite surprising joke over there.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, the NCAA tournament starts tomorrow with UD. The first one, two, three, four games. Two tomorrow, two Wednesday, but tomorrow night, 6:40 Eastern Time. UMBC and Howard, of course, UMBC, University of Maryland, Baltimore County. They are the official Bob and Tom team of the NCAA tournament. They are the Retrievers. That's right, the Golden Retrievers. So we're cheering UMBC on as far as they go.

[Tom Griswold]

So didn't they just change their name to msnbc? Oh, wait a minute. Are they.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, that's the Retrievers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah. Isn't that fun? There he is. That's him. That's the logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. We have got to get the shirts. Oh yeah, it's a golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

Noble, Noble, sweet golden boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the weekend, two 10 year olds and I built a doghouse girl.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to that. Coming.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Oh, we had a great time, you

[Chick McGee]

know, in building anything, you have to be plumb and level and. And that's the Key from scratch or a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, from scratch. We went to Lowe's. I want to thank Austin over at Lowe's for helping me. Saw the wood. He was so cool.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a working doghouse?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? Yeah, it's a dog house.

[Chick McGee]

Did you remember what's.

[Christy Lee]

For what size dog?

[Chick McGee]

Put a door in it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's got a permanent opening space.

[Christy Lee]

Is it for your dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hilarious. I'll show you. I think I have a.

[Chick McGee]

How big is it? Can you eyeball it for us?

[Tom Griswold]

How big?

[Chick McGee]

Six by twelve. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

About. Let's see. It's three feet high and about six feet wide.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Took. Of course, it took all day.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. You shingle the roof?

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I actually have some shingles in my garage, but the girls decided they didn't want shingles on the roof.

[Christy Lee]

Outdoor dog house.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna get water.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long story. It's currently. It's. It's inside right now.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, I don't see your dogs living outside for any reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Pardon me, Father. There seems to be some confusion about where I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

So they'll know. They'll know it because they. While we were getting some stuff cut, they ran off in Lowe's, and they found the places that has the. The peel off letters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it has the words doghouse on it.

[Josh Arnold]

So they know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. So the dogs walk out, and then I've got a picture of one of my dogs sitting in it. It's very.

[Chick McGee]

You took the dogs to Lowe's? I've always wanted to do that, but

[Tom Griswold]

no, I didn't upset anybody. They. Oh, there were several dogs when I was there. I wish I'd done. I would have brought one of the guys. In any event, right now, I want to talk to our car girl. That's Christy Lee, the owner of more automobiles than any of us in the course of her lifetime. Currently, her favorite just happens to be a Hyundai. Tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Hyundai Tucson Hybrid. And right now, they're having the Hyundai getaway sales event. You can get a great deal on your own. Tucson Hybrid or the Regular Tucson. Or what about a bigger suv? The Santa Fe or Santa Fe Hybrid. And then, of course, there's the Elantra. It's a beautiful sedan, loaded with all the latest gear. And the electric. All electric. Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. And with the crazy weather we're having. Check local listings. You can switch from Sport mode to snow mode to economy mode. Yeah, it's pretty great. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer right now and find a deal that you're gonna love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com and you got the hybrid. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're very happy with that, especially gas mileage being the way things are in this world now. Also coming up today are in studio guest Nick Harrison, comedian will be joining us. And also I think we may have one other guest. I'm not sure. I've got to double check on that. Mr. God, when you have your guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it tuned?

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it ready to rock? As they say, it's ready to rock. Are you ready to rock?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm always ready.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be great if you could train a crowd?

[Show Announcer]

Are you ready to rock?

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a big collective. No.

[Chick McGee]

Give us a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. You're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio with us, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey,

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Describe, if you would, how you got out of your car this morning. And try not to exaggerate. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was bringing a bunch of stuff. Uh huh.

[Chick McGee]

In from your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Your hands were full.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I. I had two large bags full of various milk products because, as you know, I.

[Chick McGee]

When things sour or. Or go bad at your house, you bring them in for us.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, I. So.

[Chick McGee]

So the milk has gone bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to use real cream in my coffee. There are others around here.

[Chick McGee]

You and big dairy.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, probably Pat likes coconut. I do. I brought in. But also I reached over, opened my door.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My car, by the way, was facing directly west.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Opened my door, put my leg out. And then the high winds almost guillotined off my leg.

[Chick McGee]

He almost cut his leg off getting out of his car.

[Christy Lee]

That had been a bad day.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody watch the Pit? Speaking of cutting a leg off. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and speaking of which, this is obscure and you had to be paying very close attention. I just happened to be watching the Saturday Night Live parody of the Pit and there. Do you know what I'm talking about? There is a momentary shout out, if you will, to our good friend actor Drew Powell.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They actually show a couple shots of him from the actual TV show the Pit.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I texted Drew and I said, do you get paid for that? It was pretty cool. So if you, if you happen to see it, it's a. From this week's episode. It's a parody of the Pit on Saturday Night Live. Very funny. But Drew does make an appearance.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have to get to some letters here. I believe, if I'm not mistaken.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got a couple good ones. What do you want to start it off over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we've got a letter from you remember what a couple of weeks ago we were talking about vehicles that drove around, would advertise the most famous Oscar Mayer wiener mobile? I would, I would guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Vehicles that have been substantially modified so they resemble a product.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Jason. My family and I decided last minute to trip to Hershey, Pennsylvania for my daughter Madison's seventh birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine a better seventh birthday than Hershey's?

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool. The town is made of candy and

[Christy Lee]

they have a little amusement park there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, great.

[Chick McGee]

We went to the Chocolate World Factory. First thing we see pulling up. Yes. The Hershey Kiss Mobile.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at that. It's got three gigantic Hershey's Kisses.

[Chick McGee]

Three big kisses.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen that in the wild.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, P.S. do not go to the Hershey Chocolate World Factory if you're a fatty fat fat, fat, fat, fat fat like me. Trying to get healthier. Anything you can imagine. Chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Every one of you are the best at what you do. I love your show. Keep rocking. That's from Jason.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. I'm surprised. The Kissmobiles and something that Gene Simmons cashed in on. Do they have like a monkey mobile? Do they have a Kiss mobile?

[Chick McGee]

Haven't they've been various cars decorated? Why haven't Kiss or one of them has tried to sue the other one. That seems like the route they would have taken. Which came first, the Hershey Kiss or. Well, we were there, number one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing the chocolate's been there for quite some time. This is. This is a one, A wonderful letter. This comes to us from South Korea. And I know that you were. You were a teacher in South Korea for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I hadn't heard anything about that.

[Josh Arnold]

What we haven't talked about in a while.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Jim, who's in South Korea right now. He goes, I want to end your week on a high note. He wrote this on Friday. It's a bold statement with the time change. Your show currently ends at 11 o'clock in the evening over here. So I'm now getting an extra five hours of sleep each week.

[Chick McGee]

So we're like a nighttime talk show.

[Tom Griswold]

So that is what a loyal listener.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, I. This is a great line. I have been listening to your show and been a fan since the days of quote. For a transcript of today's show, write everything down that we say that goes way back. Thank you very much, Jim. Oh, and then he does PS And I. I gotta tell you, I love this one especially.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I am prepared for none of you to respond. That's fine. It's a Chuck Norris joke. He says, Chuck Norris can get into Chick Fil a on a Sunday. Thank you, Jim. You're my main man. That's fine. Just refuse to laugh.

[Christy Lee]

I giggled.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

So much of refusal.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really a choice. Not laughing. Yeah, laughing is sort of an involuntary response.

[Pat Godwin]

Happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I applaud you. I hope things are going well.

[Chick McGee]

There's no difference to me in my brain between Chuck Norris can get to Chick Fil A into Chick Fil a on a Sunday or there's a disembodied head laying on a grave. Both hit me the same way.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

That's quite sad.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it like to. What's it like to inhabit a dead soul? Well, we'll move forward here and go back over there. Do you have another letter of interest?

[Chick McGee]

What if I said no?

[Tom Griswold]

Then I'll. Then I'll read mine.

[Chick McGee]

I got Tom show hearing Tom's pretentiousness versus Maurice. Morrissey's pretentiousness was hilarious on so many levels. One. One hand, you got an Ivy League guy, wears Italian ski boots and a cowboy hat for his health. He says critiquing a posh Englishman was so, so very rich. I especially appreciated the asides from everyone else. My personal favorite was Josh's. During one of Tom's tirades about how pretentious Morris he was, Josh mumbled, you're probably right. It made the beverage I was sipping shoot out my nose. Thank you, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Morris's pretentious.

[Chick McGee]

Patrick in Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

The details differ from yours.

[Tom Griswold]

I may be many things. I'm hardly a diva. I show up and do my job. Morrissey's always makes. He gets publicity by whining and not showing up and not doing concerts. And again, that's the only one that I can remember. Simply too tired, less talented.

[Pat Godwin]

Not a George Jones type.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No Show Jones.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or Axl Rose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had an article last week. I described it here. Chris, you may remember this. The headline was. I'm reading this directly from the New York Post. Doctors warn against using coconut oil as a lube. It can, quote, wreck your vagina and then. And weaken condoms.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the essence of the article was, apparently there's some viral thing about using coconut oil as a lube. And.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It disrupts the protective bacteria down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They quote Dr. Kate McLean. And OBGYN is saying, just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like those cigarettes they call. These are natural cigarettes. Well, there's still 800 chemicals in there you don't want in your lungs. But it goes on to say that it also. Apparently coconut oil can weaken the. Whatever the compound of a condom is, so they suggest you don't use it. This is a letter in response to that. This comes to us from Mr. Little John. Oh, nice name. Dear Bob and Tom Show. You were talking about unconventional lubricants. When I was in my 20s, we had a guy we called. I'm going to give you a I'm going to give you an audio hint here. Oh, is it. Is this not playing?

[Chick McGee]

Not much.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. What did they call Cisco Kid? No, what did they call him? Such a great song. They called him Crisco Kid.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like. That'd be okay. Maybe there is some coconut in there for you. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that would be a good lubricant.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know if that would damage.

[Christy Lee]

Right. In a hardened form.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that damage your.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Have you ever used any loop top

[Christy Lee]

go with the ky. Does a nice product.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I should rephrase that. Have you ever used any less lube?

[Tom Griswold]

Your honor. Primarily 30 weight. That's what I go with.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you should tell that story about the comedian. We had that one time. You don't have to say who it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

He had his various demons and we

[Tom Griswold]

had a guy in here who was a really interesting guy. Nice guy. He had a sexual addiction. Primarily with the solo work, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. And he would

[Chick McGee]

spend most of his days looking for something to lubricate with.

[Tom Griswold]

And it got. It got to the point where we went into his garage and grabbed some 30 weight.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have no idea if that could get back down inside and create issues. I don't know. I always use STP oil treatment. Have you ever gotten Andy Granatelli? I like to look at pictures of them and get aroused.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Josh will answer this honestly. If you ever gotten like soap in there and it like stings when you.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't. And I'm surprised.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That it doesn't happen.

[Chick McGee]

You only scrub and you get. Maybe ladies get it in their urethra. It'd probably be a harder. A more difficult shot to make.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why you want to use the. No more tears.

[Chick McGee]

You ever get. You ever get soap in there? Sure. It really stings when you go to.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

It's bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember watching a guy soap up a horse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He worked at a horse that we were hanging out at his horse farm and he. And he was like, yeah. And then you have to clean the genitals or whatever. And he was really soaping it up. And then he took his pinky and it was soaped up and he stuck it into the urethra. You have to do this. And I went, man, the horse can't love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. There's the possibility of getting kicked in the face. Come.

[Josh Arnold]

The horse was totally fine. You stood there like nothing was going on.

[Chick McGee]

You Made a tiny chick just go right up inside my body. You said that, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, thank. Thanks for the letter. And be careful what you use as a lubricant. According to this doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see Mike Rowe do that job. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got another one for micro. I was. I was going to reference a little bit later on today in the dirty jobs category. It involves a septic tank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll be getting to that. It's an. In a bizarre story coming up a little bit later on this morning. Pat, you feel like doing a song for us? Getting us in the mood?

[Pat Godwin]

What would you like to hear for love?

[Tom Griswold]

What even. What have you been rehearsing in there all morning?

[Pat Godwin]

Something for 20 for a long time that did not pan out. So I'm. I'm running on fumes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we can't be the judge of that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's terrible. It was that.

[Josh Arnold]

That tool.

[Pat Godwin]

The. The Sex Toy story. The handy story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Don't give it away.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought I had something for it. I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear something Irish?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

I was just getting to. They had the Running of the gingers. Boston College, Saturday. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Geez, I must have like, 30 things here. I'll pick one. This is a sea shanty, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Now, did you go to a. Any kind. A lot of the St Patrick's Day parties were Saturday.

[Pat Godwin]

I actually did go to one on Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when you don't drink at one of them parties, they are annoying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're loud and you think, was I that loud? And I probably was. No, I had a really good time. It was not.

[Tom Griswold]

They had.

[Pat Godwin]

They had a tent outdoors.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

Is that where you played pickleball?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I played pickleball earlier and got beat.

[Chick McGee]

I've.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't won one game yet in four months.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe next time, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

This is an Irish Sea shanty.

[Christy Lee]

Sea Gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. And sometimes these are kind of hidden. You gotta listen real close because they can be racy.

[Chick McGee]

All right, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

This is called Blow the Man Down. Come all you young fellows who follow the sea way hey. Below the man down ladies are scarce so just listen to me Give me some time to blow the man down I'm a deep water sailor Lonely as can be Way hey Blow the man down I will do you and then you will do me Give me some time to blow the man down oh, it takes on a whole different meaning no one says nothing when we're back in town.

[Nick Harrison]

Way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, blow the man down. We're just salty sailors with no gals around. I get that one. Give me some time to blow the man down. Little Irish Sea shanty to get you started out of Monday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Little prison love.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, I didn't once you. When you really enunciate that, you really get the meaning.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a nice letter here that actually leads into something. This is a sweet letter and it comes to us from Rochester, Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, lovely country.

[Tom Griswold]

And Julie, she goes. My husband and I have been fans of the show for years. As our three sons grew, they gave us a lot of grief for finding the show amusing when in their opinion, it was all about boobs and butts and humping and dumping.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, wait a minute. We kind of are, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My now adult sons pooled their resources for my Christmas present this year. They were so excited to have me open the gift they felt sure I would love, but they assumed they'd have to explain the whole concept to me, their baby boomer mom. I pulled back the wrapping paper. I saw the box and just saw one word. A, U, R, aura. Oh, with great pleasure. I went, oh, cool. It's an aura frame. They looked at me incredulously. How do you know about aura frames? I said, from the Bob and Tom show. I finally had the respect that you and I and the show deserve. Well, thank you very much. She goes. My three sons are scattered around the country. It's been fun for them to share their activities and locations. And we can update them with what they're doing and add photos all the time. Thank you very much for the aura frame slideshow. And then she ends this letter with my favorite ending to a letter in the history of our reading letters. Okay, is that sports? Thank you, Julie. You get it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Julie, the line forms right here to kiss my ass. How about that, Julie? You and your smarmy kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Julie, the aura frame. We love talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got one right here, right behind. Right behind what?

[Chick McGee]

Pictures up right now. Picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture of, let's see, Oscar, Willie, me, you and Mr. Godwin. And. Wait a minute, we're at a show.

[Pat Godwin]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

I am not in that backstage of a show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, part of that, I think, became the famous Usual suspects, unusual suspects poster. There's Al Jackson and Ali Breen and yours truly. In any event, what am I talking about? Well, it is like an old fashioned slideshow. It's the aura frame you can load it. And as indicated by Julie in her letter, her sons can. They've got the code. They can load pictures on from wherever they are in the usa. And she can get up in the morning and walk into her kitchen and look at the frame and oh, there's, I don't know her son's name. Pick one. There's Roger. Ah, hi, Roger. Randy and Randy and Rachel. Wait a minute. That wouldn't. Tim starts with an R. Robert. How about that? The way it works is you just get the code. You can log as many photos on it as you want. The beautiful aura frame, unlimited storage. You can also put videos on there. So it's a great family gift. Get a bunch of them. It's been named number one, by the way, by wirecutter. And they are very, very picky. See what I'm talking about? Visit auraframes.com that's a U R A. And for a limited time, the Bob and Tom show listeners can get 35 bucks off the best seller, the Carver Mat frame, which is the one right behind Josh right now. If you use the code word tomorrow, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Please. It'll help you. It'll help us. It'll help them. Aura. Auraframes.com promo code. Tom, once again, we really appreciate it. I am a huge fan of these. Is that a picture of. Who's that? Someone wearing a bear suit like that?

[Christy Lee]

You. Yes. You're wearing your bear costume.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm towering over you now. I certainly recommend it. And thank you for the nice letter. Jewelry? Did I say jewelry? Julie, it's early. Give me a break.

[Chick McGee]

Julie, Julie, Julie, do you love me?

[Tom Griswold]

You'll love me. The aura frame a u r aura frames.com the code word is Tom. Coming up, we have accents and which ones are the sexiest? Which are the least sexiest? We have a weird story involving the sex toy robberies, a cool story involving lowriders. Really exciting thing there. And aliens. Why are they not on Earth? We have a new explanation.

[Chick McGee]

And their crafts have windshield wipers.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all good questions. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold here.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Once again, speaking of orange insoles, we've got our Mayhem bracket competition up and running.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

No, what was that for?

[Tom Griswold]

Feels great, looks great. Some stupid commercial slogan.

[Chick McGee]

Looks great, feels great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't remember. I think it's some aftershave maybe. Maybe hair gel.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, electroshave.

[Tom Griswold]

We have also a bunch of cool stuff. Vip folks. Stand by. We've got some great stuff happening on the Bob and Tom VIP site. But just for more information and stuff, go to bob and tom.com and it's, it's, it's in the early phases. Looking great, though. And while you're there, you can maybe use your basketball knowledge and a little bit of luck to win some very serious cash courtesy of Orange Insoles. Now, we had the microphone to Chick Magee across the way. You'll find him and his handsome self sitting at the.

[Christy Lee]

Can we talk about the Academy Awards that were held last night?

[Chick McGee]

There you go. There's Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

What about that?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, a lot of people wake up and go, oh, who won one battle after another. Best Picture, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Paul Thomas Anderson finally gets his directing award. And then we have Best Actor going to Michael B. Jordan for Sinners. Best Actress goes to Jesse Buckley in Hamnet I have not seen yet.

[Chick McGee]

I still haven't gotten to the place where I'm going to see Hamnet.

[Christy Lee]

Not yet, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it took me a while.

[Chick McGee]

I plan to. But.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah. Best Supporting Actress goes to Amy Madigan for weapons, a movie I did not see, but the guys in here did,

[Chick McGee]

and it was okay. She was the best part of it, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Best Supporting Actor goes to Sean Penn for one battle after another. And Congratulations to all. You can find the entire list, of course, on the websites.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, I didn't watch.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoyed. We. I watched up until the memo in Memorandum or whatever. After Barbara Stress in Memorial. That's it. After Barbra Streisand sang, I was like, done. She did a thing for Robert Redford. They did a nice thing for Catherine o'. Hara, Diane Keaton.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you should have been included on the Robert Redford.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, with Barbra Streisand. Yeah, Streisand and Redford together.

[Christy Lee]

They showed a lot from the Way We Were. She sang the Way We Were.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

I just did a very nice Rob Reiner.

[Pat Godwin]

That was real good.

[Christy Lee]

It was real good. That set was great. Have the Academy Awards. Always had a host that tried to be funny, is my question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, it was Bob Hope for years.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Carson, Steve Martin. It's a thankless job.

[Christy Lee]

It is a thankless job.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know what? You know, I. The worst thing. They used to do the. The big production numbers and they would, you know, the Way We Were and sing a song and dance with the various. That was always so awful couple.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They had the. One of the songs from Sin, the song from Sinners that was nominated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's cool when they do the songs. But they would always. They would do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. The host would go out and sing.

[Tom Griswold]

They would do weird production numbers.

[Chick McGee]

That was kind of the. Billy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Billy. But that, you know, I. You can't really win. It's. It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

I remember they made a big damn deal about being in Los Angeles and New York for a couple years. The winner in New York is. And the winner in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

And they didn't have a host.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Their booth announcer this year I thought was fabulous. The guy from in the Shadows, what's the name of that show?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's real funny. The English guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the English guy. Yeah, he was great. I hope they have him back. He was wonderful. As their booth announcer. Voice of God, I like to call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Yeah. I was sleeping after building a doghouse.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah? We never heard about your doghouse adventure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was fun.

[Chick McGee]

And you got dog H O U S E letters for the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did. We went over to Lowe's and we were with my daughter Hart, who's 10 and one of her friends and a lot of dogs there, which was nice. I wish I'd known that. I would have taken my dog. I thought you had to have a service Dog to go in, but you don't. In any event. Yeah, we got the wood. Then a guy named Austin helped us out, cut some stuff for us. And then it was quite windy as we were walking the planks over to that car. They were gonna kill somebody blowing off the thing. We had a great time. We built a lot of hammering.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I'm confused. Did you have plans for this or you just build it willy Nilly. Nilly.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked them to draw what they wanted, and we just. It's essentially a box, 3ft by 3ft by 6ft. But the girls got. The girls want to build a doghouse.

[Chick McGee]

They came up to you and said, dad, can we go build a dog? Yeah, that's what they said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And the dog likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have a picture of one of the dogs in the dog house. All right, so we gotta see how

[Christy Lee]

many treats did you have to throw in there to get him to go in.

[Chick McGee]

That's the big payoff. We gotta see that.

[Tom Griswold]

He knew. But it says doghouse and big letters on it. So. Because they went and found the. Found the letters, then inside it says, beware of dog. There's a little sign they found.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy or a couple guys online that viral. How these things go viral. He has like four dogs, like two goldens and a couple of huskies or whatever. And they. He has bedtime. He puts them all in pajamas and they have bunk beds, and they all stay in their bunk beds. I'm. I'm going, this isn't real. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Every night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's pajamas and treats. And he turns bluey on for him on a big screen tv.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

But all appearances that when he puts them to bed, he. He leave. They go to. They stay in their bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's nice, but what dogs don't want to be wearing pajamas?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they. He puts them all in pajamas. They. He says they enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe they're used to it. I. My dogs will not be putting on pajama. I do have a jacket for one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the girls got that. It's like. It's like the one Christy had on one of those puffy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Puffer vests keep him warm.

[Tom Griswold]

He's all furry. He doesn't need it. He doesn't get that gold.

[Chick McGee]

And when you get a jacket, do you have to takes into account their legs as well? Not just their. Their front paws.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just a. This is. It's like a vest. It doesn't have legs. It's Just.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just you. It Velcros around them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. Yeah. So I didn't watch the Academy Awards. I'll maybe catch a couple things that they did. I'm sure it was fun.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's a step in the right direction with you not watching the Academy Awards that you stop consuming movies altogether because it only upsets you and irritates you and not to mention drives us all crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sure there are some good ones out there. I'll make an effort to watch them at some point.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think that at all?

[Tom Griswold]

The highlight of the weekend for me, I watched a clip of Saturday Night Live. They did a parody of the Pit, which is a show that I also watched this week, which was great. The parody of it actually had a. I want to say maybe two photographs of Drew Powell, our good friend, the actor Drew Powell. Yeah. Who had a small but significant role in the actual TV show the Pit the first season. And they didn't just reference him. They showed a picture of him. It was very funny. I. I texted him and said, did they pay you for that? How does that work?

[Christy Lee]

You guys didn't binge watch Virgin river all weekend? Season seven.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that. That was. Does this ever happen to you? My Netflix starts recommending things for me, and you wonder, what does my Netflix think of me? I don't like this. What the hell? And they recommended Virgin River?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they did.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't watched any of the seasons

[Tom Griswold]

yet, so I've never even heard of it.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. You would hate it.

[Chick McGee]

It's this river.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a Hallmark kind of show that just runs. Have you seen any of it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I haven't heard of it either.

[Christy Lee]

It's beautiful. It's shot up in Washington state. It's gorgeous country and.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody we know in it?

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, nobody I know.

[Chick McGee]

It can't be anywhere near a Seven Brides or Seven Brothers. You start Pacific Northwest. That's the only thing I think.

[Christy Lee]

Bobby Sherman.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Let's move forward here. Oh, wait a minute. We got to come back. I want to remind you once again, today is the day to start your bracket. Get it done today. A million dollars at stake. Sponsored by orange insoles. Visit bobandtom.com/contest. It's pretty simple, and you could win some very serious cash. Best of luck. Coming up, comedian Nick Harrison from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

What's going on, man?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

People want to see more.

They want to see who you are as a fighter. Like I said, the time is now.

I really wanted to do that. Sit down from a fighter's perspective. Find out what it really means to

[Nick Harrison]

be a fighter inside and outside the ring.

[Tom Griswold]

This fight game is such a roller coaster. Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's go shortly.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There is Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I am. Chick and Tom was talking about. We all forgot about this, but someone reminded us of it. Tom built a doghouse over the weekend. And that reminds us all that. Don't ever forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only woodworker in here?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Tom is a world class woodworker.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this was with two 10 year old girls. They were, you know, teaching them how to use a hammer.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they don't. You have to. You want to hold the hammer toward the bottom of the handle. They of course hold it. They choke up on it and they're using two hands.

[Chick McGee]

And I think the Alou brothers would disagree. You got to choke up to have some control over the ball. Yeah, it was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have a photograph?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I'll have to dig one. I do have a photograph.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We'd love to see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just, it's just a little box, not a. It's a big box.

[Chick McGee]

So how many pictures do you have?

[Christy Lee]

Did you make a roof? Did you angle a roof?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked them, would you want to angle the roof? And I was greeted with a no. Oh, they had gone online and seen.

[Christy Lee]

Did they not know that flat roofs not.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried to explain that and then. But I do actually have some extra shingles in my garage.

[Chick McGee]

You're just gonna have water pooling on your own house. It's gonna be a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I said, I've got a way to augment the roof. I was telling. I heard about it last night. She goes, no.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know where she'd get that. That strong sense of opinion, a lot of attitude.

[Christy Lee]

How long is the interest Going to be in this doghouse. Is it already faded?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, we had to drag the doghouse into the house.

[Nick Harrison]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's. Check local listings. There's some weather on the way. We.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

This is for outside.

[Josh Arnold]

This has been built for.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't insulate.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I got.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got a copy.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta call my H Vac guy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have.

[Tom Griswold]

But first the electrician.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have Josh take over because he happens to be an insulation expert. What's his r gonna be on that doghouse? Josh? I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. You're looking at at least four inches. Four to six.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to. You gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

This is made out of something. If there's anything thinner than quarter inch plywood, that's what this is. Well, thanks again to Austin over at Lowe's for helping me out and doing

[Chick McGee]

the cutting for trouble with this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a sweet guy. What are you guys building? That's cool. It's so nice of him to help me out. I really appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

What are you guys building?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you don't work in a retail place.

[Nick Harrison]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That was

[Chick McGee]

trying to say I'm not a nice guy. Is that what you say?

[Tom Griswold]

You probably. What are you building on? That sounds like a dumb thing.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what? You would save those people a lot

[Chick McGee]

of time and money if I saw you coming in with your.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you two 10 year olds go watch TV?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of good things on television.

[Chick McGee]

Watch him build a doghouse on this old dog house. Remember that? There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a show?

[Chick McGee]

Darn right it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's some pretty elaborate doghouses out there. This is quite primitive, but it was fun. We had a good. I'll dig up. I'll dig up some pictures.

[Christy Lee]

There are some amazing doghouses on the socials, if you will. Didn't built under the stairs. My niece has that at her house. You know how they have that little area right under your stairs sometimes?

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Harry Potter. Isn't that where he lived? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And she built a doghouse in hers. It's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Ms. Pat's gonna be our guest this week. Is that correct? And doesn't she have a very elaborate doghouse?

[Christy Lee]

She has a dog house bigger than most of our homes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. All right, you go for it, Ms. Pat. Now we return to the orange insoles dot com. Sports desk, I will remind you once again, today is the day your shot at winning a million bucks. With your bracketology science in your head. Pick the winners. Just go to bobandtom.com it's sponsored by Orange Insoles and it's all about picking men's college basketball. Chick McGee, you got any information about that for us?

[Chick McGee]

Duke, Arizona, Michigan, Florida, your top seeds in March Madness. Duke, the top overall seed in the tournament.

[Tom Griswold]

Tournament.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Miami of Ohio, which opened the season 31 and oh, before loss in its conference tournament, got an 11 seed. They will be playing tomorrow night in one of the first four games. UConn, the number one overall seed in the women's NCAA tournament and World Baseball Classic. Tom Gunner Henderson and Roman Anthony Homer to the United States limits the Dominican Republic and their powerful offense. USA wins 2 to 1 and they move a win away from their second World World Baseball Classic championship. They'll play tomorrow night against this evening's winner of Venezuela and Italy. That's 8 o' clock tonight in Miami and tomorrow's championship game. Also met a guy from Venezuela in Miami. Yeah, I'd never meet anyone from Venezuela. I'm not a nice guy. But you go ahead and tell me what you.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's early in the morning, still dark.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I had the dogs out. I was walking the dogs down the street and.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you were.

[Tom Griswold]

I just gotten back to my driveway and this car pulls up and there's a guy with. It's pitch black and there's a guy wearing this glowing vest in the car thinking, what are the cops here? And I was, I just observed what I thought was a lady screaming and it was the coyotes. I found out, all right. I mean, really, really. It sounds like there's a crime going, going on. And I thought of this, be the cops. And the guy gets out, he's actually delivering a package. Oh yeah. Before 7am this guy's a God. And he comes to the driveway, we start talking and you know, you can very nice guys from Venezuela, you choose

[Chick McGee]

that option, you can afford a 6am or something like that. 4.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. No, he was real nice guy from Venezuela.

[Chick McGee]

And you're accosting him. He's trying to do his job. And he goes, he goes, crazy old guy.

[Tom Griswold]

And your dog, you've had a Madeiro. He here now, so I can go back home.

[Josh Arnold]

He said, what?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

He had a Madero, you know, the

[Tom Griswold]

guy that was running the country that's currently a prisoner here in the usa?

[Chick McGee]

That guy. Oh, I Thought he said he offered him a Modelo.

[Tom Griswold]

I did offer him. I said, you want. Would you like, you know, something to drink? I've got all kinds of soda water inside. He said, no, thanks. He was nice guy.

[Chick McGee]

What's it gonna take?

[Tom Griswold]

And then I. Then I said, are you familiar with Vic Davalillo, my favorite Venezuelan baseball player from the old days? Last time I mentioned that, I was with an Uber driver and he was from the same city as Vic d'. Avalio.

[Chick McGee]

What's it gonna take for you to mind your own business? What is it gonna take?

[Tom Griswold]

Just being nice to this guy? He's a nice guy. Working hard, up early. Welcome to America. Thank you, sir. We appreciate your hard work.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like it?

[Josh Arnold]

Could have been born here.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like a soda?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

He probably was born.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he'd been here over only a couple years, but very nice guy, but. Yeah. You ever hear the sound of those coyotes mating?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it sounded like there was a violent crime taking place down the street from me in the woods.

[Josh Arnold]

Eerie noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we get back to the. Oh, the thing about this baseball that's weird is. I mean, the Italian team, there are only a couple guys from Italy. It's just Major League baseball players of Italian heritage.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not necessarily the case.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's.

[Chick McGee]

The Venezuelan guys are from Venezuela. Dominican Republic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's not like Italy's a big baseball country, you know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're trying to generalize and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I am. They've got. They've got a bunch of guys that are Major League Baseball players from the US stereotypically.

[Chick McGee]

What, the DiMaggio brothers? That was it. That's as far as Italy goes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, in terms of the hair. Never mind. I'm not going to. I'm not making an argument.

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to keep Italy out of the tournament because there's not enough Italians on the team?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's just.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Another way around a baseball bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Casino or the Untouchable.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you wanted?

[Tom Griswold]

Choke up on that, Mr. Capone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. They really let Pesi have it.

[Chick McGee]

If one of the other baseball teams wants protection, they go see the Italians. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see, I see. No, Are we gonna be doing any picks? Are you going to be doing any.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I have no idea what's going on because you keep everyone in the dark

[Tom Griswold]

about what's I'm just curious if you'd be interested. I. I.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I'll refer to what I just said. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, would you like to do any.

[Chick McGee]

No one tells me anything. I'll do what I'm told because I'm a nice guy. Me and Pat, we're the nicest guys in here. You know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Never were told.

[Christy Lee]

You're very nice, nice guys.

[Chick McGee]

Cameron Young won the Players Championship in Ponte Vedra Beach. What does Ponte Vedra means, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Green. Penis.

[Chick McGee]

Penis.

[Pat Godwin]

He's actually correct.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Denny Hamlin won the event in Vegas and. Oh, look at this. It's a world record, kids. Are you ready? Stupid world record. A group of cooks from Mexico have

[Tom Griswold]

set the

[Chick McGee]

Guinness World Record for the longest line of quesadillas. A total of. This is the longest line. This isn't the largest quesadilla. 11,206 quesadillas assembled to create 1,196.1 foot long display longer than the height of the Eiffel Tower. Wow. It says.

[Tom Griswold]

You see these records? It's just a bunch of people. They're lining them up. There you go. It looks like.

[Christy Lee]

It looks.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like I left them in the oven.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like thousands of dead fish. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're definitely not what we. That blue corn tortilla. That's some blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They look like enchilada. No tamales. More than that does not look appetizing, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

This is in a place called I'm. Tlaxcala. Mexico.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not familiar with that. But I don't know, it just seems weird that now Mexico stealing their food ideas from Taco Bell. Can't they come up with something original? Sure, if you are those best served warm, wouldn't they all be pretty chilly by the time you get them all lined up and ready to eat them? I hear.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think it's winter in Mexico?

[Tom Griswold]

They're sitting out there in the sun. I'm just asking if anything, you know

[Chick McGee]

how the sun works, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Never thought of that. Sitting out there in the. Are these just strictly cheese?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You couldn't tell from the picture if they had chicken in them or.

[Christy Lee]

How do you like your quesadilla?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just judging on the way this story was slapped together.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the picture of these, sometimes it just reminds you that authentic isn't always better.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

I would take anything from Taco Bell over that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're about a foot Long and they're dark blue, and they're hideous. They look weird.

[Chick McGee]

They look like the remains of some animal.

[Christy Lee]

Look like a fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

yeah, no, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see David Rush try this wearing a hairnet.

[Chick McGee]

What's your. What's your go to Taco Bell? You go there?

[Tom Griswold]

I like the hard tacos.

[Chick McGee]

You like the crunchy tacos?

[Tom Griswold]

I like the crunchy tacos there. Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

I just off other places sometimes. I'll get the soft tacos.

[Chick McGee]

I like the crunchy.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're great.

[Chick McGee]

I like the soft, though. That's my. That's my jam, as the kids would say.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are awesome, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm going supreme, I'm going soft.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sour cream, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But if I'm just going regular, I'm going crunchy.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have your special pizza thing that you do there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love their Mexican pizza, but I get it without the pizza sauce

[Chick McGee]

that I've started to do and. You're a genius.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you. Yeah. That the sauce can be a little much for me.

[Chick McGee]

You deserve some sort of certificate at least.

[Josh Arnold]

There are some who scoff at me.

[Chick McGee]

No, not scoff at you.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

It is tasty.

[Ace Cosby]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

And be too much.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. How are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Great, Chick. I just texted a couple pictures of the doghouse we built yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

We can't wait to see it.

[Chick McGee]

It's all anyone's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not very elaborate. I haven't finished the H Vac, the Florida room or the patio.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you faced the possibility yet that the doghouse will never be out of doors or used?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. It'll be outside. We did. It's not we.

[Chick McGee]

Is it outside now?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Well, because check local listings. There's some weather on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yes, but does it have a roof? Do dog house.

[Tom Griswold]

It has a roof, but it's not slanted. I tried to explain to the ladies that, that I think the photographs they were looking at were based on. There's certain places where you can have a flat roof.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not one of them. You can have a flat roof. My old house had a flat roof. If you have a flat roof, you know a guy that fixes flat roofs because they leak no matter what you do to them.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't take no for an answer here. You got to go ahead and just say, hey, we're making a roof.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've got, I do. I actually have in my garage some roofing shingles.

[Josh Arnold]

Those aren't going to do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I put it, you could add it on top of the flat. That's what I would do.

[Chick McGee]

And you already let the genie out of the bottle by having the doghouse in the house. Done now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's never going back outside.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's in the hallway. It's a long story. Yeah, it'll. It'll come up. It'll come up.

[Chick McGee]

That's not where doghouses go.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a fun project though.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it up to code?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. There's. Well, there. There's a little dungy inside the dog house.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea what your doghouse looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

Back up. There we go. There, you can see it now you'll notice there are the two girls.

[Chick McGee]

Now remember, what, what size did you say this was? Six feet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's six feet by three feet by three.

[Christy Lee]

None of this is six feet, three feet high.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe it's two and a. You know, not.

[Chick McGee]

There's not a six foot in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Austin at Lowe's was kind enough to cut the lumber. It's great. See the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and now you can see in the upper right there where you can't see the whole. It says doghouse in huge letters. Got the stick on letters you got. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's, it's. Look, it's a fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fun project.

[Josh Arnold]

I am going to recommend roof or no, that can't go outdoors.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe with a couple coats. Not yet. It took all day to build it. These girls are 10.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very fun. Yeah, it's a fun little box.

[Tom Griswold]

And when you first got there.

[Christy Lee]

So it's a box with a hole.

[Tom Griswold]

So Hart walks into the, into the lumber area at Lowe's and she goes, I want to use these. Well, they were four by four. They won't fit in my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I tried to have him explain that to her.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this whole thing, as the Internet would say, fail. This is a fail. The whole thing's a fail.

[Tom Griswold]

They had fun. We got to use hammers.

[Josh Arnold]

Main thing isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can't use the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

10 year olds with hammers, they got

[Tom Griswold]

very picky about which side of the wood was the outside or the inside.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, there is a reason why 10 year old girls aren't project managers.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, very.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

You should have took charge of that.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a great. They had a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the key. That's the main thing.

[Christy Lee]

They don't even have a round.

[Chick McGee]

All new housing would be pink. Wait, wait, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me, wait. The. The girls complaining. What's wrong with the entrance?

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a rounded entrance difference like a traditional dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You really don't. None of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is based on.

[Chick McGee]

There's a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to my architecture friends out there. This is based on the classical Greeks.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The. Oops. The. The rectangular entry simply is more of a. It's a feng shui thing developed by the Greeks.

[Christy Lee]

The right modern.

[Josh Arnold]

It just won't last in the elements, unfortunately.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just phase one.

[Chick McGee]

It's not going to be outside.

[Tom Griswold]

See, my thought is I can put a. A board up front and then put a slanted roof on it. We'll put some shingles on. They'll like. Shingling is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I even bought some roofing nails.

[Christy Lee]

Did Dungey like it, by the way?

[Tom Griswold]

138 bucks just for the lumber.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I could see every dollar and the nails looking at that dog house.

[Tom Griswold]

This reminds me, by the way, there are some really nice doghouse kits out there for 98.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this was much more fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a. It is essentially a large box. Amazon box.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You could have made this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's made of wood.

[Josh Arnold]

No, yeah, you're right. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

But you could have gotten a refrigerator box and just cut a hole in it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no fun.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine this.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at those.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think Dungey's having a good time.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the other girls are happily blockading dungeon. Being able to exit the claustrophobic box.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now. Now the dog will never go near it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, Dungey, you don't. You leave live here. Now they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

He can tell because it has huge letters on it saying doghouse.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

The stick on letters. Those are great. The girls found those on their own.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have a chair to sit down on and watch this? And were you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we were building it in my garage. Kelly was upset because I was wearing. I have these special knee pads that I wear. She said they say look ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You wear knee. I find it hard. You'd ever wear knee pads for anything?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't worry about looking ridiculous when you're just trying to work on a garage floor. With knee pads, they're necessary.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Where did you build it? In the garage?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you build it on a table?

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you build it outside?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was extraordinarily windy when we were taking the. All those sheets of wood out of the Lowe's.

[Chick McGee]

Sheets of wood.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they were sails.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. We had to be. I had to go Run back and keep them from flying out there.

[Pat Godwin]

You bought construction knee pads?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have knee pads for when I. When I weed. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I use them all the time. I had a lot of handiwork over the weekend. I had to get underneath the sink.

[Chick McGee]

I have knee pads for when I pleasure men.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. Who doesn't? Yeah, yeah, that's what they're mainly for.

[Christy Lee]

You needed knee pads to work under the sink?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Well, no, I had a clip on light for my hat. Yeah, I had to get underneath the sink and fix a. I don't think

[Chick McGee]

you know what a dog house looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the design the girls made.

[Tom Griswold]

See, you have to understand, it's about the journey. It's about going to the store and seeing things. And remember when I was a kid, I didn't know you could actually go buy lumber, but one of my friends said, yeah, you gotta go steal it from a construction site.

[Josh Arnold]

He told the girls to draw a dog house.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you.

[Josh Arnold]

They drew this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. They drew a box. No, then they found. Then they found one online that looked like a big box. That's all a dog needs. The dog doesn't care.

[Christy Lee]

The dog doesn't want to be in the doghouse.

[Chick McGee]

Not now you've scared it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was fine in there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Those girls have every reason to be proud.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was that now?

[Josh Arnold]

Your daughter and her friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, you call that a dog?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's always the sweetest little guy.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a teeny tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I don't know if the big guy. I'll get in it. I'll have to try. I'll try that.

[Christy Lee]

Will he.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, not. Yeah, that dog house isn't going to hold a very big dog.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what you've really made there? And I. I'm not trying to upset anybody. You made. You made a cat house. Cats love boxes.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. They'll go in there and stay.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, you know, if I buy that from you for gravy, she's. That's where she is forever now.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't you love the word cat house?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it didn't even hit me, though.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to. As opposed to house of ill repute or. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's much nicer than horror house or whorehouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you were inviting your father to visit a. Would you use the term cat house?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, there is something.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something softer about it than whorehound.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of sweet.

[Christy Lee]

They used the p word. House.

[Tom Griswold]

What? What? What the hell's wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not heard that. No.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? What is it? Did you give her drugs this morning?

[Chick McGee]

Cooch House, what are you saying? Yeah, I know what you're trying to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Has there been a. I might not

[Chick McGee]

be very nice, but I'm recently very nice. No, no, no. To hell with it. I'm done now. You think I've been crabby before?

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, dog.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

He was criticizing my buddy Austin at Lowe's, who was nice enough to cut the wood for me. So sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Your buddy? He's a guy that works.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he was nice and happy and wanted to know what the girls were doing. And he was a sweet guy.

[Chick McGee]

Did you tip him? No tip for the guy. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you tip the guy?

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

You tip the guy who cut your wood.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I'll go back. I'll go back and do that. I didn't think about it.

[Chick McGee]

Give him a 20.

[Tom Griswold]

There's another guy who helped me find the nails. Did you know that there are 10,000 different kinds of nails in the world

[Josh Arnold]

that can get somewhat overwhelming?

[Tom Griswold]

And that's what I was trying to pick. The nails that the girls went loose. They went rogue. And then they came back with the Beware of dog sign and all the letters to spell out doghouse. And that's what makes it. They're the ones that came up with that.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have that picture of a real doghouse up here? This is what a real doghouse looks like. Tom, I don't think you have any idea what you're working with. Have you seen Snoopy and Peanuts or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what. Well, they have the standard pitch

[Christy Lee]

roof or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And you could have got that for 49.9.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the thing. It's made of plastic.

[Chick McGee]

And you could put it together and say, there, girls, we made a dog house.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And you'd have something that's functional instead of a large paper weight in your hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

The girl. The girls want a hammer. They want to use nails. They want to use. Use tools. But I did make one mistake, by the way. I did not have them wear safety glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what?

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot. Yeah, One of the nails took a.

[Chick McGee]

You. You didn't have them in safety gear?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think that. Because I would start the nail. So. Okay, so I didn't want to hit their thumbs and. Yeah. But in one of the nails, they hit it. It.

[Christy Lee]

Bing.

[Tom Griswold]

Fortunately, it didn't go in anybody's eye.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's very fortunate that Would have been.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have been a bad phone call. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't get the mom's permission to allow the other girl.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I took pictures the whole way. I've got a lot of pictures, but.

[Christy Lee]

And you send them to the girls?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Just so they know what was going on.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the other girl have a dog, too?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Cute little guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I've got a feeling next week

[Christy Lee]

you're gonna be building another one over their house.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to borrow Mark's truck for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe they could.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost borrowed Mark's truck anyway, but I'm glad I didn't because I borrowed his truck. Truck. That thing would have been 8ft by

[Christy Lee]

4ft and the wood would have flown out.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that I think about it, Mark could live in that dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you raised a mansion for Mark. You raised, you raised a good.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd you make it so big?

[Tom Griswold]

He says, yeah, that dog house, I don't need. I don't need to stand up in here.

[Chick McGee]

The doghouse you made is 2ft by 3ft, maybe. And you keep calling it 6ft. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't measure it. We got into an argument about it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Apparently, I've been told that Oscar has found some poor craftsmanship on your dog house and he has zoomed in on it, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's going on over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, just to show you, you're going

[Chick McGee]

to have to that time not ready

[Josh Arnold]

for, for being outdoors.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to reinforce it today with some wood screws. That's what happened when you, that's what happens when you nail.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can see.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, can you see inside the warning, beware of dog size.

[Chick McGee]

Glue it. Have you heard? Glue it and screw it it. You know, I haven't heard that. You got to do that. Glue it and screw it, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I, we didn't bother gluing, but yeah, I, I was going to do some reinforcement today, get some wood screws.

[Chick McGee]

That is just a giant, mushy pile

[Josh Arnold]

of wet wood after the first rain.

[Chick McGee]

At the first. I'm like light rain, a misting. We'll do that.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, my daughter heart a lot of pushback there. I'll bring her in here and you can argue with her about what? Oh, they want, they want to take even more shortcuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like what?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'd go, I think you need to put six nails in here. Two will hold it. And by the way, my one hammer was actually, it Wasn't a claw hammer. It was a mini sledge. So.

[Chick McGee]

And they were lifting it up.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd have to hold it with two.

[Josh Arnold]

A mini sledge, a little mallet kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Still, that's heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun. I'm glad you guys.

[Pat Godwin]

The dog doesn't look happy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he was fine. Oh, he went inside.

[Chick McGee]

The dog's terrified.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's not. You can't see. They. Oh, they outfitted it with his basket full of toys behind him. And he's got it. And he's got a water bowl and a food bowl in there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pissing on one of your legs as soon as I get out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you know. Okay, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

If I could be guaranteed, I wouldn't be put down. I'd be biting all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

A good way to spend a Sunday. We had a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that was dungy. That's a sweet. What is it, a doodle?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a. What is he? Technically? No, he's not that small. He's about £30. He was.

[Chick McGee]

And how many flights. How many flights did he.

[Tom Griswold]

Daddy was a full blown standard poodle.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he funny?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's a great dog.

[Christy Lee]

They're still considered a mini even though they weigh 30 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, he. And then his mommy was a Bernadoodle, so. Yeah, he's a quarter Bernie's mound dog, but you could never tell because he doesn't. He's all white.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like something Ava Gabor would own.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is kind of one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's like every dog dog. You know something. I used to not want small dogs. And then I got a couple labradoodles 30 years ago, and I just. They're. If you have a good dog, it's a good dog. I had a friend that had seven. Seven Chihuahuas. Oh, it was great.

[Chick McGee]

They were all named Pepe.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they do tend to have.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was. And he was a great guy. And he was an older guy and his wife had died and she had all these pets, these Chihuahuas. But they were great little dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Each. Chihuahuas piss everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

How hard would you laugh if you saw seven Chihuahuas riding in a El Camino?

[Chick McGee]

So hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Coming up in the news, faces up in the window. Coming up in the news, we got a great story involving the United States government. And here's your audio hint.

[Chick McGee]

We're invading Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the way things are going, it wouldn't Surprise me. Yeah, we got lowriders in the news today.

[Christy Lee]

Sense.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen the dogs with the bouncy head and back windows and the. I think of Chihuahua when I. That's what I think of when I hear the bridge.

[Tom Griswold]

I would heart. The other day came up to me, and she goes, because right now we have two dogs. We're down to two dogs. Golden retriever and the little.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to the third one?

[Christy Lee]

That was Kelly's mom's dog, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. Yeah, it's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind. Please be careful with questions.

[Chick McGee]

I knew exactly what I was asking.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog's fine. No, he's still getting paid occasionally. When Kelly's parents would be out of town, we would take her dog for several months.

[Chick McGee]

Just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

But Hart walks up to me and very sincerely says, mom said we can get another dog. And I went, oh, cool, because I'd like to have another. And so I went up to her a couple days later, said, hey, Art told me that you've decided we can have a third dog. No. So barely Art is just lying. Yeah, apparently. Yeah. She's going into sales.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes,

[Tom Griswold]

but I'd get a Chihuahua.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're laughing at her like this when she's ornery like that. Probably doesn't help being a child.

[Josh Arnold]

How funny would it have been, though? Hey, mom says we can get another dog. Oh, great. Let's go right now. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a way to do it. And then bring it back. She won't be able to say no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, her favorite spot. Places she loves to go. Look at the dogs and cats. That store. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And we're not getting a guinea pig. Then she. Then she counters, no.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know guinea pigs make a weird noise like a screech or. No, I'm not getting one of those deals.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, the fish. The fish that I won at the state fair almost two years ago, still alive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that great?

[Chick McGee]

Same fish.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the only. Yeah. I'm the only one that cares.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's the same guy.

[Christy Lee]

You're the only one that cares about the fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

We should have one in here.

[Chick McGee]

I got two words for you. Fish house.

[Tom Griswold]

We could build a fish house. Get some. Get some plastic and some adhesive. See, that's too boring for them. They wanted to use hammers, and we had a good time.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder where they got that idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It was fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That is fun.

[Chick McGee]

Did Taylor just build a doghouse or. Yeah, anything like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Good Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had. They have something that hooks up to my phone that's got like the speaker on. It looks like a little football.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah, but I mean, it was for a while. This thing has. This thing.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about, Tom? Is this some new invention you found?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't. I. But I mean, they hooked my phone up to it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You are less aware than I ever even imagined.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's like a small football. The thing is louder than. It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

They've come a long way.

[Josh Arnold]

They've gotten quite good.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But I just handed her my phone. I said, you know, find some. She found some cool channel that was playing some. Some of our tunes that we. That we old folks would like. It was nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I bet there's a build a doghouse playlist on out there.

[Chick McGee]

A playlist for everything we just found out about. Bluetooth speakers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Adorably sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get Terry Gross on there? Dave Davies doing a good interview. Well, we have more sports coming up or have we completed the sports? Okay, we have. We have Christy Lee with an interesting story about the sexiest accents. And I'm going to push back on this already.

[Chick McGee]

You're not allowed to comment on anything sexy. You know that. Because you're not sexy in any way and never have been and never will be. Well, other than I will give you the cowboy hat. I kind of like that. Look, look, you could be the cowboy.

[Josh Arnold]

You're fetching.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of fetching, my dog house. Interesting that the word fetching and fetching.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Why are those dog related? You would think it'd be dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why are those two together? We're gonna come.

[Chick McGee]

And that's a dog box, by the way. It's not a dog house. Well, see, this is almost a dog contraption.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna get hard in here. Dog Cube Heart will just kick your ass. I'll give heart a hand.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like Heart would be like Michigan J. Frog.

[Chick McGee]

She'd come in here and be totally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would go, where's that attitude?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. She sounds like a delight.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave her some walkie talkies. I'm expecting a call from the fcc. We are in the Oraliota Part studios. We are in the Oreo Auto Parts studios. Thank you very much. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Sorry, I was.

[Chick McGee]

What are you holding?

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I had asked. I. I'm supposed to have one of these orange insoles boxes over there, so the. When the camera shows it. Yeah. But I took it home because I bought a new pair of boots and I needed them, so I, They. I just got some new pairs of these.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just handed them in the hallway. I'll put them over there with my stuff. The orange insoles, by the way, are sponsoring our special basketball mayhem bracket competition. Check it out today by going to bob and tom.com you could win yourself a cool TV set or a million bucks. Once again, thank you to orange insoles. And by the way, our website, it's. It's all brand new. The new bob and tom.com, if you get a chance. Check it out. Today we've got a special thing for our VIP service, our app. Faster, cleaner, simpler, easier to access, no hassle, as they say. Can you do your. Don't hassle me, man.

[Chick McGee]

Don't hassle me, man.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I love that. Don't hassle me, man. You got to flip your bangs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Only one in the room with bangs is. It's Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace could grow him, but he refuses to. He says a great head of hair that he just. Just is just to make me mad. He hides it under.

[Chick McGee]

Makes him mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Josh, new haircut. Looking good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thanks. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do that to yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I had to go short again, though. It's time.

[Chick McGee]

And you trimmed the. Trim the beard a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah. That I did myself.

[Tom Griswold]

They match. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I'm going for. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cool look.

[Josh Arnold]

And in fact, the clippers for my beard, it's the exact same guard as for my head, so. It is. Yeah, they do match.

[Christy Lee]

You look very handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Without being indelicate, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Go on, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

May I ask what the rating is on the Clipper. Is it a number system? Is it like a number?

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It's a four.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to guess three or four.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then do you have a similar number for any other region? Hair areas of.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the pubes are.

[Chick McGee]

Areas are.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Guard. Oh, freestyle.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. Isn't that dangerous?

[Josh Arnold]

Not with my manscape tool, the actual brand manscape.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Is it like one of those circular saw blades that stops when it hits flesh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like when you're taking a cast off again.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have a table saw now that if you. If you get your finger in it, it's. The blade stops?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

I'd hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

And how does it. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I know the difference between

[Christy Lee]

a finger and wood.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say there's a laser sight involved or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But they don't have that for the pubes yet. The sacular area. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

First off, the trimmer is not nothing like a circular.

[Chick McGee]

No, I know you're being silly, but.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm mad at.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it looks like. It looks like clippers because, you know, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

The flesh down there, you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can cut that. The. As Tom would say, saccular area very easily.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And that likes to bleed, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. A head wound in that area.

[Josh Arnold]

But I have found the manscape to be the least.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicky, is that a name brand?

[Josh Arnold]

It is, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the commercial for the Ladies Venus pubic hair shaver?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that's what I use on the sack back.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have not. I must be watching the wrong shows.

[Christy Lee]

And it does say it's for the pubic region.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great. Yeah, it's. It's got, like. So when it gets wet, it kind of soaps itself.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna say. Yeah, right. That's the big deal selling point on the Venus. It has its own dispensing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Guys, if you're manscaping, the Venus is terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me slow down here. How can I get this out? Is it an. Is there. Is there a way that it. It shouts. This is for ladies on.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Mine is pink.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This one's blue and it says pubic hair and skin right there on the label.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. It's kind of a light blue. It's not. So if it was for men, it would be, you know, black or dark red or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, typically, if they were trying to. Yeah, but I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a. Do they have a jingle?

[Christy Lee]

They do I mean, I saw the commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not for the penis.

[Josh Arnold]

It's for. We put the V in Venus.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun. You know who makes Venus?

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Chick McGee]

Gillette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here's the pink one with flowers. Do you have that?

[Chick McGee]

Those guys are.

[Tom Griswold]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the one I have, minus the flowers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

A better pubic shave is here. Made for your skin. Yeah, it's Venus for pubic hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

Now, how much would you pay?

[Christy Lee]

But $14.99.

[Tom Griswold]

But they don't make one for guys specifically.

[Christy Lee]

Let me look.

[Josh Arnold]

A razor itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I would think.

[Chick McGee]

Would say pube campaign. Venus has run campaigns. Commercials designed to break taboos. Explicitly using the term pubic hair.

[Christy Lee]

I believe my husband said. Did I hear that correctly?

[Chick McGee]

Rather than traditional euphemisms like nani. Poo. Poo.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Poo poo.

[Chick McGee]

Tiki Wander. I'm making stuff. Wasn't there a tiki monster, which was the.

[Josh Arnold]

I like ticking.

[Tom Griswold]

During the super bowl, one of the commercials did a whole pubic hair thing here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did. Where it was actual.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Body hair, like creatures or something.

[Christy Lee]

I found this from Gillette for men. It's the pubic hair razor cartridges. So apparently. Okay, they do sell something for you

[Tom Griswold]

because, I mean, it might be awkward. Not necessarily for you, Josh, but for some, say a single man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

To go and take some young lady home and there's a female.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I.

[Tom Griswold]

So she feels like just another notch in his belt.

[Josh Arnold]

I had some female. When I, you know, 30s, I had some female products at my house. So that if I. If one stayed over, they could use.

[Christy Lee]

You are the nicest man I've ever known.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute now.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're.

[Christy Lee]

Besides my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

You would pick up some young lady and then she would arrive. By the way, you've got your own toothbrush, et cetera, et cetera.

[Chick McGee]

I always had extra toothbrushes, but no

[Josh Arnold]

gift bag for you because I'm an electric toothbrush guy. And when you go to the dentist, they give you the. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or you have feminine products.

[Josh Arnold]

I had pearls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I had heard that those were the nice ones.

[Christy Lee]

Those are tampons, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Tampax pearls.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't have. I only had ponds. I didn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have, like, different sizes?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not have different flow rates.

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by your girth. I've got the heavy flow.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got the.

[Chick McGee]

Hear what he's doing now?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the Texas size.

[Chick McGee]

Christo, you're hearing the insults, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Spoken like a guy who's never been with a big woman.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, it's fun. We have. It's my favorite scene. Sideways.

[Chick McGee]

A moped. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite scene in Sideways.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, sideways. We know you like the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's the greatest. We will report to you about accents and some really cool stuff involving lowriders in the news involving the United States government when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Plus comedian Nick Harrison. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, how's it going?

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee, and I'm so excited about. Hello, Tom. Are you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Yes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid. World record Extra.

[Tom Griswold]

A new feature.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Extra. A team headed up by Chris Stipdonk. Stip D O N K. Oh, boy. Set a new world record in airplane at the 2026 Arctic Winter Games in Whitehorse, Canada, beating the previous record of 46 seconds. You're asking, what is the airplane? Well, this is where you have an airplane pose and you have four guys, one each holding your leg, your ankle and your wrists. And you hold the airplane pose like that. And he set the record at 69 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Not easy at all because in a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so he's planking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In air with his arms out. Iron cross.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And these guys are carrying him. So he's like an airplane hovering over a basketball court. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

They put him down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The guy with the right arm didn't do his job?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they might have. They might have dropped the ball, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Broken sternum.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The previous record, 46 seconds. So Chris Stip Donk. Shattered the. The old record.

[Tom Griswold]

Doobie.

[Christy Lee]

Way to go, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible amount of strength and endurance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I can't even hold my arms.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I could do.

[Josh Arnold]

That's mental. Mental. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got some physical. Mostly mental.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Get your. Get your brain in a headspace.

[Josh Arnold]

I could do that if I could get my brain in the right Space.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you could if you were deceased and rigor mortis had set in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of what it looked like.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that is kind of what it looked like.

[Chick McGee]

Rigor sets in and then it goes away. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

It does?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You get limp again.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I mean, how limp?

[Tom Griswold]

That came out. Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

There is something called angel lust.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Where it goes.

[Josh Arnold]

That happens during hangings.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the term well hung came from.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. That's. Well hanged. There's a subtle distinction. People are hanged.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Men are hung. I think that's the thing. Isn't that the way. That's your rule of thumb. That's what I learned anyway, before I took the sats.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Gary in central Ohio. Hello, Gary. He talks with his guitar. Dear Bob and Tom. I overslept. Is there any way. I don't want to put Tom out, but is there any way Tom can make his picks for the National Invitational tournament?

[Tom Griswold]

Gary, first of all, hats off to Reo Speedwagon and the late, great Gary Richrath, because Gary does make his guitar talk. I hate to nitpick.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Tom, have they announced the invitations yet?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, they're out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're out.

[Chick McGee]

32 teams, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get yours?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. I did not get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Same here.

[Chick McGee]

Invite. No invite.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, we promised we would talk a little bit about accents. Do you have the story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A company called Big Seven Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Fifty? Nifty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We're only going to go top 10.

[Tom Griswold]

And this.

[Christy Lee]

Is there an accent for every state? I guess that's what they're saying.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there are people alive. You get. They give you a. A sentence, and if you say that sentence, they can tell you where you. Where you're from. Boom. Boom.

[Josh Arnold]

They study it, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. I remember.

[Chick McGee]

It's to be studied.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. There was an interview with Robert De Niro and what's. What is the movie with Nick Nolte where. It's the remake of. I forget the name of the movie. Cape Fear. Yeah. Thank you. Sorry. And De Niro wanted to get the accent. They had this guy, worked with him. Every scene he'd go, wait a minute. You got to pronounce.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, from North Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

A counselor. He has that counselor.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, it's amazing. That'd be pretty tough, though, to distinguish a lot of them. Tim Wilson has a great piece about Southern accents. Yes, we can feature that in a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Number 10 is California.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the sexiest accents.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The sexiest accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but is that. Is that, like, upspeak California?

[Christy Lee]

Like a Valley girl?

[Chick McGee]

Would you like cream in your coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

I heard. I heard a serious interview with a. A woman who was a journalist, and she had that upspeak thing, and I couldn't take anything she said seriously.

[Christy Lee]

Upspeak means you end every sentence on the upswing.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's not like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't agree with you more.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. And she was obviously very bright and well educated and she was informed in the topic, but her. It just. She sounded.

[Christy Lee]

Cadence was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

It threw me.

[Christy Lee]

Number nine, St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

The saint.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the St. Louis accent, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly? I mean, I guess it's mine, but I don't know what you. Somebody else who's not from there would have to.

[Chick McGee]

You sound pretty vanilla to this reporter.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think so. But I've been told I've gone to places like Texas and been told that I have an accent, so. And I've met some, like, New Englanders who think I have an accent.

[Chick McGee]

I will tell you, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we have a very flat Midwest. I just don't know the. Is it something to distinguish Ohio from Missouri?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

In St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

I lived in West Virginia for two years, and I started to not notice their. Their accent.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The longer I was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Number eight. Philadelphia.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? That's a sexy accent.

[Chick McGee]

Sexy?

[Christy Lee]

You. What is the Philadelphia accent?

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of like this. You know,

[Tom Griswold]

a little bit of the

[Pat Godwin]

Brooklyn kind of a.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, say my name.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Pittsburgh has a much more distinct accent, but is it sexy?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking sexiest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they say buggy for shopping cart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They've got a lot of different words.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And yinzer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Hawaiian accent is supposed to be sexy. That's number seven.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, I want to lay you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cream of some young guy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Chinese.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, hang on a second. How did you make the leap from Hawaii to China?

[Chick McGee]

That's why. That's why you pay me the big bucks. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Number six. Mississippi.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see that.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way that Mississippi is ever mentioned and someone isn't thinking in their brain? M I SS is ISS High bpm.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I mis.

[Tom Griswold]

Just had to write it a bunch of times, and I did that every time.

[Chick McGee]

Every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Number five. Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. That's a sexy accent.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're saying. Number. Number four. Maine.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes what is dead. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Better.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's that damn road.

[Christy Lee]

Number three.

[Chick McGee]

Killing that road.

[Christy Lee]

Number three is New York.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you want to come home and stick it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that be Fran Drescher?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like it. I can't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I liked Fran Drescher too. Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was.

[Josh Arnold]

I also like the accent.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that show. I can't stand the. I have trouble with.

[Chick McGee]

You like the nanny.

[Tom Griswold]

I did like that show. She's very. She's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I always suspected. But I never. And now I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just don't find that actually it necessarily attractive.

[Christy Lee]

Number two, Boston. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

It can be if a Kennedy speaking it.

[Pat Godwin]

I like women speaking sometimes I like a bossy.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's what. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really like to be bossed around. Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really. Where'd you park the car?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm getting a little tingle.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I don't. I don't find that. What.

[Chick McGee]

What accent is. Is that your Boston accent?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the sexiest accent in the US according to Big 7 Travel. Texan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I get that.

[Chick McGee]

I can't pinpoint a Texan accent. Actually, I don't. I don't know what that.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have number 50?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. The least sexy accents.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Christy Lee]

Number 50 is Long Islander.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

So how do they distinguish that?

[Chick McGee]

When did Long island become a state?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Kennedy's Boston.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure, he's Boston. What. What? Who am I thinking of? Long Island.

[Pat Godwin]

Jerry Seinfeld.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy Joel. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Billy Joel.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. That's not that.

[Chick McGee]

There is definitely something there. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

49 is New Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

48 Minnesota number.

[Josh Arnold]

He was kind of funny looking.

[Christy Lee]

47. Alaska.

[Tom Griswold]

These are considered unsexy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I don't know anyone from Alaska. Well, Jamie. But he's not really from there, Right. No. California. Valley. Oh, that must be the Valley.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's the valley girl thing. Okay. Yeah, I agree.

[Christy Lee]

The southern Ohioan chick.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Ohio accent.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm. That's an abstract.

[Tom Griswold]

You're from central Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

South. Central Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Floridian.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's just a melting pot of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pittsburgh.

[Tom Griswold]

43 as the least sexy accent. That's way up there. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Cincinnati 42. Wouldn't that be Southern Ohio? Wouldn't they be the same?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they mean. They probably mean rural.

[Christy Lee]

And then 41 is. Pennsylvania Dutch is the least sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The least sexiest of all was Long Islander, though.

[Chick McGee]

Pennsylvania Dutch. All right.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

They make a nice pretzel. I understand.

[Pat Godwin]

Delish.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they?

[Chick McGee]

Pennsylvania Dutch.

[Josh Arnold]

My pretzels come from Hanover. You know the Snyder family.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

Where. Where are they located?

[Josh Arnold]

Hanover, Pennsylvania. Right.

[Chick McGee]

But not Pennsylvania. Dodge. I'm pretty sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're right.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been a while since I visited time.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to get into a conversation like this. Do some. Do some homework. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I have learned my lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that I just found this out.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yesterday was everything you think is wrong day. That's weird. I thought it was.

[Chick McGee]

Explains it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's every day for me.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was every day at your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that explained that stupid ass doghouse you built.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind being wrong because then you learn what's real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything you think is wrong day is celebrated on March 15.

[Chick McGee]

You learn nothing from your conquest. Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it goes into the. Did you know that bad decisions come from mental fatigue? Was this going to be a commercial for something? Thing.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, sometimes bad decisions are just bad decisions.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes they're really fun, though.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. What is churning butter? We're going to find out.

[Chick McGee]

Slang for a hand job.

[Josh Arnold]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Am I close?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all.

[Chick McGee]

Not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a fair guess.

[Chick McGee]

Either one. One of you thinking clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. This portion of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of that, coming up, we have a sex toy theft. Yeah, actually. And this is a weird it. You're. You're close.

[Christy Lee]

You are close.

[Chick McGee]

Two handed, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite. Quite visual. I need to take a break. Christy, do something.

[Christy Lee]

It's time to take a break and get away. That's right. The Hyundai getaway sales event is going on now. Get away with deals. So right. It almost feels wrong. Yes. Including deals on the adventure. Ready SUVs. Like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid or the Tucson. And my favorite, the Tucson hybrid. I've had it for over two years now. And you'd have to wrestle that car out of my.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we should point out to our listeners, that's a record.

[Chick McGee]

You're the.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the new car. Every Year, gal.

[Christy Lee]

Plus there's a Hyundai bold and stylish Elantra, which is their beautiful sedan. And of course, if you want to go all electric, don't forget to check out the Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details. Once again, that's Hyundai USA.com and don't

[Tom Griswold]

forget about the Palisade and that great no cleats on the seats thing with the seven seater big car captain's chairs there in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, let's see your. Let's see your best butter churn. Let's see it. Josh will do one for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, why don't we wait till we return? I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to research this. Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Look at him go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That's. Yeah, it's like, it looks like you're doing it to a boomerang.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got kind of an arc.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll try to get the show back on the track. And speaking of tracks, that's where we're going with the next story. Plus with a little bit of Tim Wilson. How about that? That when we come back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee. Coming up, comedian Nick Harrison. Right now, Chrissy, you were talking about the sexiest accents.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. Were we? Yeah. And According to Big 7 Travel, the sexiest accent in the United States belongs to you. Texans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, y'. All.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I found this article digging around about Southern accents coming to us from Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Ring a bell, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where the boys are from.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oak Ridge boys and. And little nuclear bomb info.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Oh. Oak Ridge did have a plant for plutonium and uranium. Uranium. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Plans for a class that would have taught Department of Energy employees to reduce their Southern accents. The plans have been canceled. The Oak Ridge National Laboratory had proposed southern accent reduction classes. They will not be Taught when employees said they were offensive. You think? No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

There are people with southern accents though they have found to be they're prejudiced against people do think they're of lesser intelligence.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Tim Wilson off stage, he would say that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a guy that had a.

[Chick McGee]

People would often discount him.

[Tom Griswold]

Very thick southern accent. And this guy was the best poker player and it really helped him, I bet, because people thought he was some kind of. Of hillbilly slack jawed moron as he was raking in their money. The course was going to be taught by the so called accent reduction trainer, a Ms. Lisa Scott.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Her students were going to learn to, quote, speak with a more neutral American accent.

[Christy Lee]

Broadcast English.

[Tom Griswold]

The. Once again, the. The classes were canceled. However, they're going to keep mullet Friday. It's my understanding.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to get rid of everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Don't throw the baby out with a bath.

[Tom Griswold]

So that leads us to this. This is Tim Wilson. This is a really subtle. He picks out the subtle distinctions between various accents. Now Tim has his guitar out. Are you gonna see?

[Josh Arnold]

I hate Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Well, you're from Georgia, that's why.

[Ace Cosby]

Georgia people hate Florida. Why? Because we grew up our whole lives wanting to go to Florida. Put a float on top of the car. Oh my God, we're going to Florida. Drive four hours, get there. Do you have a hotel room? Yeah, they're $100. Unless you want to be near the water. Then they're $400. No, we don't want to be near the water. We want to sit in a hot ass asphalt parking lot with a float on top of the car and finish up these pecan logs we got in Valdosta. So then a hurricane comes, they evacuate back to Georgia. Oh my God. Do you have a hotel room? Yeah, they're $100. Unless you want to be away from the water. Suddenly we're gouging. Anytime Georgia people making money on tourism, it's gouging.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Ace Cosby]

And everybody knows when you get south of Gainesville, Florida, you're back in Michigan. See, the southern accent stops at Gainesville, Florida. You get the panhandle. North Florida accent. It's kind of like Ronnie Van Zant from Leonard Skynyrd. Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Y' all gonna go to Panama City, man.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, man.

[Ace Cosby]

And in South Georgia, they talk like Jimmy Carter. Nobody has any Rs in the woods. And they sound like they'll get their ass whipped, which was pretty much his M.O. the whole time he was president. North Georgia, everything got a R in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Put the back tower in your car there.

[Ace Cosby]

Pull it back around there. Alabama, you open your mouth up real

[Tom Griswold]

wide like this and stuff like this.

[Christy Lee]

Are y' all going on Wednesday night or Friday night?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

Not sure.

[Ace Cosby]

I may go on Friday cuz I

[Tom Griswold]

got a dental appointment now.

[Ace Cosby]

Paula Dean from Alabama, she's from Savannah, Georgia. She makes me sound like a Brooklyn attorney. Mississippi, they all talk like Elvis Presley. Everybody got that little stutter in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it out.

[Ace Cosby]

Jimmy Swagard always sounded like he was from Mississippi, but he's actually from Louisiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't really know exactly what happened at the hotel.

[Ace Cosby]

Louisiana, they got the fringe thing. They bought that thing from France. We ought to sell that state today. Louisiana ain't been nothing but a headache for the past 10 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Ace Cosby]

It's basically a concrete bridge with water under it. We bought Louisiana in 1803. Louisiana Purchase. If we sold it today, we could triple our money.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Arkansas, they talk like Bill Clinton. You can't take out there laughing or crying. Johnny Cash sort of had that. He was from Arkansas and you couldn't

[Josh Arnold]

tell if he was happy or sad.

[Ace Cosby]

Tennessee, I can't do. You chew gum, talk like Charlie Daniels. And he's from North Carolina. South Carolina. You told that Strom Thurman. Everybody remember Strom thurman. He was 137 years old in the United States Senate. There's a lot of young ladies in here today. Strom turned out to be a little bit hypocritical on the way out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he did.

[Ace Cosby]

Strom Thurman, the only man in the world that could pull out a Susan B. Anthony dollar, look at it and think, yeah, I slept with that. He could probably get that Indian woman on the Sacajawea doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, probably.

[Ace Cosby]

I bet you if you check it, Bob, that's his baby.

[Josh Arnold]

She

[Ace Cosby]

North Carolina. They talk like Andy Griffith. Oh, oh, Floyd shaved his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, Tim, that is so great. Anyway, accents in the news. And those are. We went through the sexiest accents, and once again, Texas the big winner. But there's another poll that was taken. Yeah, from a different organization. The Babel Institute.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Babel's the language, folks. If you want to learn a foreign

[Tom Griswold]

language, they say sexiest Southern American. And they include Texas, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, the Carolinas, Tennessee and Arkansas.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a quite. It's a large bite.

[Tom Griswold]

And then followed by Louisiana, especially Cajun. The Cajun accent. I. I always think of that. Remember the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cooking guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what was his name?

[Chick McGee]

Justin Wilson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Justin Wilson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that guy. That was. That guy was. Are they still. That guy was great. I don't know. Would you find that sexy, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, kind of, but I like, you know, everything French, so it's kind of got that French.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've limited our study to the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies in Louisiana, they are very French, obviously influenced by.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. That's why. Yeah. Louisiana.

[Tom Griswold]

And this also has New York City in third place, followed by Miami. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think of Miami as a. A hotbed for accents.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. This is interesting. The. The data, Puerto ricans suggests that 60% of singles say an accent influences whether they swipe right or left.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how do they know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's just a.

[Josh Arnold]

Is really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just a photo based on, presumably, where they grew up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. This is 20%. See, a good accent is more important than looks.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a lie.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Christy, if the guy. You like my hump?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, did you say you like my hump?

[Tom Griswold]

My hump. I was trying to do French. How'd that sound?

[Christy Lee]

I think if you are European with any type of accent and you come to the Americas, you come to the United States, women find you very attractive no matter what. I think that's a big advantage. So 25% of people are exotic and foreign to them.

[Tom Griswold]

25% of people are embarrassed because of the way they speak.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. And 25% say they consciously try to soften their accent to be more attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

If only more people were embarrassed by what they say, not how they say it.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, look. Andy Rooney just broke out. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you hate him? These people are. It's not how they say.

[Pat Godwin]

In other words.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, it would be like saying Matthew McConaughey. Decidedly more attractive than, say, Sling Blade. Yeah, kind of a similar accent. Okay, time to check in with Christy Lee. She's over at the news desk. Before we get there, though, the new bobandtom.com is up and running. The guys did a great job with it. And also the new Bob and Tom app and VIP service. Cleaner, faster, simpler. Check it out by going to bobandtom.com. while you're there, check out orangeinsouls.com and our basketball Mayhem Bracket Challenge. But right now, Christy, what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Pallets of a male sex toy known as the Handy Chick were stolen during a train heist. According to ktla, the Freight Train had arrived in the Dallas area with two pallets of the male sex toys missing. A representative for the Handy manufacturer, the Norway based sex tech company Odoki, said container seals were broken and several shipments were stolen somewhere between the products departure from LA and their arrival in Dallas.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the number one male interactive stroker, the top rated male sex toy with perfect sync to adult videos including VR. So you could. You could wrap a VR headset around your face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's gonna. And as when you look at the girl, every hand movement she makes, you're gonna feel it.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna feel her rhythm, her speed, her.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that is absenteeism is gonna go off the charts at jobs around the

[Christy Lee]

country, as are relationships.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of this thing?

[Josh Arnold]

It looks just like your Fleshlight in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's pretty simple there.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, now that's the stroker part. The handy is the black. It's. It's actually. There's a. There's a fake penis to show you where you would put.

[Christy Lee]

Right. That's not. That doesn't come with the hand.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So it looks like a relatively thick flashlight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But a formal loss complaint indicates that there were 289 the handy massage, two pro units and 330 the handy massage two reg products lost in transit. Total value $250,000.

[Josh Arnold]

They're from $239. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they have one called the Pro.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then one that's regular.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of embarrassing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, then they have sleeves that you can buy if you don't feel like washing them, you can just get new ones.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Really spent a lot of time on this.

[Chick McGee]

You really get a new sleeve on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Now let's see. The handy has 832 reviews. And let's see what some of these gentlemen have to say here.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is described as a heist. So was this a targeted. This could be the new. The new film Oceans 11 inches. Never seen a western where the bad guys hijack a train so they can get a hold of some sex toys for men. How are the reviews, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good. This Jim from Canada says happy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jim is happy about it.

[Josh Arnold]

I would recommend this device wholeheartedly.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

With his whole heart, he recommends it. This says fantastic. I was skeptical, but after using it about a month or so, it was absolutely worth it. The true feel sleeve it comes with is amazing. And then this says good with many O's. Oh, you get. This is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

See, now that's a review you get.

[Josh Arnold]

You get a new experience. It's almost like a vacuum cleaner. It absorbs.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We got that.

[Josh Arnold]

It absorbs tremendously.

[Chick McGee]

There's no cleanup.

[Tom Griswold]

Does one say, I can't finish the review because my mom's calling me upstairs from the basement?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Permanently. Oh, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a couple quick things here. We've got our. We've got our basketball competition up and running. Men's college basketball, of course, the game. Let the games begin. Make sure to get your bracket in today. Go to bobandtom.com It's a million dollars and a cool TV set, among other things at stake. Get all the details, bobandtom.com it's courtesy of orange insoles. Right now. I'm gonna read this letter again. At least part of it. Got a really nice letter from Julie in Rochester, Minnesota. The essence of it was her now adult sons got together to get her a Christmas present. She was opening it up and she saw the word aura and she goes, oh, my gosh, is this an aura frame? And her sons couldn't believe she knew about it. She learned about it on this show and now she's really happy because the aura frame. Her boys all have the code, so they live in different parts of the country, but they can each send her pictures of what they're up to every day. So it's a lot of fun. The aura frame makes a great gift. There's one right behind Josh. And there's a special offer for those that listen to the Bob and Tom show. What is the aura frame? Well, you can load it with pictures, photographs and videos. A free unlimited storage. And you can even preload the photos before you send it off to somebody. And you can share your photos and videos. It's a snap. And you can go back and forth with them, et cetera, et cetera. So the whole family can have an aura frame. It was named number one by wirecutter. It's a terrific gift and just great for yourself. For a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off the best selling carver mat frame if you use the code word Tom. Once again, Aura frames a U R auraframes.com. the promo code is Tom. I love mine. I've got one in my. In my house. When you first walk in, you can see it rotating with lots of pictures. So support our show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Once again, aura frames dot Com. It gets the thumbs up from Julie, our listener, who's a swell lady. Thanks, Julie. She's got three great sons that like to load up and show Mom. Hey, here's what we're doing. Played softball yesterday. Look at that. Okay. Have some fun with it. We certainly appreciate your thinking about getting an aura frame when we come back. Christy, what have you got going over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up, we have septic tanks in the news in a weird way. We have space weather, something you probably haven't thought about. Moon dirt in the news. And lowriders. Low riders are so cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the lowriders are a great story. Also, a little bit of history for you on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

much welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

I am Jake. Hello, Tom. What do you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just looking over today in history. I'm trying to delete some stuff that'll just make you mad. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I get upset when you overlook something just because you're not aware of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, why don't we get to it, then? A little bit of a history lesson for you, ladies and gentlemen. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Nothing about the. The Beatles or.

[Tom Griswold]

I just deleted the Beatles thing?

[Chick McGee]

Sam and Dave or what?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Although Sam and Dave might be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a literary thing, so I'll do this for Josh, our book reader.

[Chick McGee]

Our book reader.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Mr. Show off. Josh, Nathaniel Hawthorne. On this date in 1850, published families

[Chick McGee]

are always rising and falling in America.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll go. Scarlet Letter, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie, you know what letter was the Scarlet Letter? A. And you know what it stood for? Ass Play.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I never knew.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was adultery, but apparently it is. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The original tramp stamp. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

That adultery was no big deal. It was Ass Play that got you in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Sure as it should.

[Tom Griswold]

They should probably do that again. Is that bringing that back? Would that be cruel, unusual punishment? For the right crime.

[Christy Lee]

Scarlet Letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but for the right crime, you mean, like.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you have to wear a big F if you're an elevator farter.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't get on.

[Josh Arnold]

So, social crime.

[Chick McGee]

Do you find that to be A problem on an elevator running into someone who's farting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Very common.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. How about this chick for you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1926, Dr. Robert Godard did what?

[Chick McGee]

Some sort of rocket?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Launched the first liquid fueled rocket.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. So much for those solid rocking.

[Tom Griswold]

Skip. Oh, yeah, Skip this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, rocks doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. I. I saw the documentary on Netflix about the Challenger. Boy, that's troubling and interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I could not turn the Beatles released in 64. Can't buy me Love. I'm a fan. Like that song. How about you, Ben?

[Pat Godwin]

That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then Ringo hat on the B side. Is anyone listening? Hello?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is an early Stone song. I like the Rolling Stones reach number one with the last Time. This could be the last.

[Chick McGee]

That whole Mother's Little Helper. Great song. Paint It Black. Get back to rock and fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about.

[Chick McGee]

All right, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

That was an artsy period they went through.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Too depressing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like 19th. Nervous breakdown.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Makes me want to have a breakdown. The 20th.

[Tom Griswold]

I like get off of My Cloud. Especially. Especially because of that great Hugh Hefner joke. Very elaborate joke involving the television show McLeod and Hugh Hefner involved in a trist, if you will. Hey, Hugh, get off of McLeod. Very, very interesting. Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

So silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 1945, fighting ends on Iwo Jima. I was reading a book, but that's bloody. Just awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I did like it. Can't. That good song came out.

[Chick McGee]

The little.

[Tom Griswold]

The little old lady from Iwo Jima. By the way, she was a terrible driver. You can guess that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the raising of the flag thing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. That's boring. Tanya Harding pleads guilty in the attack on Nancy Care.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say was boring that you skipped over. See, these often are the best.

[Tom Griswold]

A and M Records drops the Sex Pistols. Oh. From their label. It's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

Which. And he doesn't like Sex Pistols, so

[Chick McGee]

he wouldn't mix G and John Mayer. Just bought that studio where A and M Records used to be. Or Chaplain.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they had a great piece on that on CBS Sunday Morning.

[Chick McGee]

I've gone back to the old side and watching CBS Sunday Morning.

[Christy Lee]

They do a good job.

[Chick McGee]

I love that show. Yeah. It's nice and quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting. I think Tanya Harding has actually stayed more famous than Nancy Kerrigan, her victim.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I. I agree.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Nancy wanted to be. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She hated that, didn't she? Yeah, Well, I don't mean. She, of course, hated being hit in the knee with a pipe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

But she also hated the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think anybody likes why me?

[Tom Griswold]

Why me?

[Pat Godwin]

She said.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. Andy Fraser co wrote the song. All Right now by Free. That is good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did some good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. Sadly, this is.

[Christy Lee]

That song holds up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does.

[Pat Godwin]

Great bass part in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. How about this one? Some birthdays. This one you'll like. Christy. James Madison. Why would you be a James Madison fan?

[Christy Lee]

Because he's short.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Short and handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

Our shortest president.

[Chick McGee]

Five feet one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right, my size.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, five. They think about it. Both his vice presidents died.

[Chick McGee]

Could have said 411.

[Tom Griswold]

He probably poisoned them.

[Christy Lee]

You guys don't know what it's like to have to slow dance to someone's belly. It's nice to have a short guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But your husband isn't short.

[Christy Lee]

My husband's normal size. Five, nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way that's normal size.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very short.

[Christy Lee]

Five, nine.

[Chick McGee]

It's tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

How tall are you?

[Chick McGee]

Five eight.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm short.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. See, there's nothing wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, other than it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but you.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. You don't. You don't scream short.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Although when you're playing songs, the audience.

[Josh Arnold]

I stand correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Shorter.

[Josh Arnold]

I stand tall and correct.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat, are you gonna take that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I heard him.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Shorter. Your audience says shorter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

You're a real bastard, you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Late. Great. Jerry Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

It depends on if you get friendly. Jerry or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, do the song for the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Walk on France gave us the Statue of Liberty. We gave them Jerry. Jerry Lewis. Yeah. Dropped his middle name.

[Christy Lee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Lee. And another guy picked.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't want to get confused.

[Chick McGee]

I guess there's no way of. Of relating how popular he and Dean Martin were. I guess it was Beetle Mania.

[Pat Godwin]

Insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was crazy how like hundreds, thousands of people. Because they were at a hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Who. I remain a fan. Happy birthday. Eric Estrada.

[Chick McGee]

How did he not.

[Josh Arnold]

He couldn't parlay that into.

[Chick McGee]

How did he not ever win an Emmy? Okay. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever. He. You probably didn't see it. He. He owned the rights to chips.

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

So he brought it back with monkeys riding motorcycles. He called it chimps. And they were arresting people. It's fascinating show.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd watch chimps.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't last. Didn't last.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer to be called Monkey Cops.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey. Okay, tonight on Monkey Cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, I'm gonna watch Monkey Cops, Monkey

[Chick McGee]

Cop and Monkey Butler. They do Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Like a Tuesday night, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Were they. Were they cross?

[Chick McGee]

It's Monkey Night at the Orangutans.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight on Monkey Cops.

[Christy Lee]

Not monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

After a very special monkey doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey Doctor. Monkey Cop.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the patient's dead again.

[Chick McGee]

And someone shoved a banana in his nose. Does anybody know who this is?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we've actually talked. Well, not anymore, but I don't think. Victor Garber, actor.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah, I'm a big fan. Yeah, he was the architect in Titanic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great actor. He's.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he was very handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

It's made of iron, sir. I promise you, she can sink. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold is. Victor Garber is the architect of the Titanic.

[Chick McGee]

I. Garber.

[Tom Griswold]

Victor. And Victor Garber is what?

[Josh Arnold]

Gay?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I was. I was.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but that surprising nationality is so handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

Nationality.

[Christy Lee]

Gay.

[Chick McGee]

Green.

[Tom Griswold]

Greek.

[Josh Arnold]

Greek. Yeah. Gay British.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Gay Canadian.

[Josh Arnold]

Canadian.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet Victor French isn't. Victor French is an American actor. How do you explain that?

[Josh Arnold]

It makes zero.

[Chick McGee]

Gay Canadian makes total sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Victor send. Young is Chinese. Okay, let's see. Happy birthday. Oh, Flava Flav. The first name is pronounced Flavor. It's supposed to Flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's Flavor boy.

[Tom Griswold]

But last week, it'd be rough on him, change the daylight savings style.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

You know who's gonna be so sore? Special premiere of Monkey Doctor. Flavor Flaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Kevin Hart does Flavor Flav when he travels. Does he change the clock as he gets to each time zone as he flies over?

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. People ever walk up to him and go, hey, man, you're. This is Arizona. We don't change.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we're in Mountain Time. Boy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think his clock keeps time. It's decorative.

[Josh Arnold]

What, it's not functional at all?

[Tom Griswold]

No idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think it's functional.

[Chick McGee]

It's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Twice a day.

[Pat Godwin]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's no irony that he's huge on Tik Tok. He's got a clock.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I sound like.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this guy is a great actor, and I wanted him. Richard Burton. He's in the British version of Death at a Funeral. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the guy on the roof, Alan Tudyk. And I looked it up because I wanted me. His last name is spelled T, U, D, Y, K. It is pronounced to Dick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's in Firefly. He hosts a podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

He's Great.

[Chick McGee]

The other guy, he is Nathan.

[Tom Griswold]

So good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

If you see him, you'll go, that guy, he's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Pirate Steve and dodgeball.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably had to be awkward to be named to Dick. But that, of course, reminds me of the famous porno actor Dick Siamese.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, what was his.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Well, they.

[Chick McGee]

They did that special. They did that special effects. Did you ever see a video with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you saw it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I remember when it like. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fully functional.

[Josh Arnold]

It looked okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But who'd want to see me?

[Chick McGee]

Christie. There you go. That's his audience. Fooled Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't take much to fool me, but. Yeah. Well, we saw it in the back. I remember we had that in the back.

[Chick McGee]

What were we doing then? We were watching animal sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a bad practical effect fact. That thing. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. I don't know who this guy is. Joel Imbuild. Im Joel Imbiad.

[Christy Lee]

Spell it.

[Chick McGee]

Joel Embiid from the Sixers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Emb. IID I've said this before and I stand by it.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way you could come with subtitles? Really? That would really help me.

[Tom Griswold]

Place for. It says here place for the Philadelphia Seven. Oh, he's from Cameroon. You have roots in Cameroon?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are distant cousins.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Joel Embiid and I. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Very dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to hear the national anthem of Cameroon? I would. Oh, Cameroon. I stand on pat. Very dangerous gazelles for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Very dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, very dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

Cameroon.

[Pat Godwin]

No, Absolutely No.

[Tom Griswold]

No Philadelphia.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

And on that certain parts we'll move. We'll move forward and find out what's coming up. I know. We're going to visit with comedian Nick Harrison. What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have a whole bunch of fun things. We're going to talk about bad space weather and how it may affect aliens.

[Tom Griswold]

This is cool. You will love this story, Josh. And it's from semi legitimate scientists.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big fan of lowriders. If you're not familiar with the lowriders, I highly suggest you go to the Peterson Museum if you're ever in la.

[Chick McGee]

Look at it. It bounces up and down.

[Tom Griswold]

We got lowriders in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Courtesy of the United States government. It's kind of a cool story. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel

[Tom Griswold]

with Ash Paw Electric.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the DES.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a special guest in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Indeed. We are joined by comedian Nick Harrison. How are you, sir?

[Nick Harrison]

I'm doing well, folks. How are you guys?

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a serious beard.

[Nick Harrison]

Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Look at his face. Don't you want to just yesterday just smile when he look, he looks how happy he is. Don't you want to just punch him in the face?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, look, come on.

[Chick McGee]

He's happy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's happy. We'll fix that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

You have the Santa cheeks.

[Nick Harrison]

They're not. So I'm black, so they can't be rosy.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't.

[Nick Harrison]

Well, yeah, they gotta pinch them a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if she'll kick you in the face and they're bleeding. What is I. The hostility toward our guest?

[Chick McGee]

Well, before Nick caught my eye on Instagram, he likes, he likes all the types of music, but especially the. The classic rock talking. And he's kind of an ambassador for all, all types of music and bringing all of us together as far as music goes.

[Nick Harrison]

Oh, you're far too kind. See, that's not normal for you. But I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, my, my nasty attitude has made it to our brand new guest. I'd like to thank Tom. Well done. Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a fan of classic rock, have you been to any concerts in the last year?

[Nick Harrison]

Yes, I have. It's weird that now Creed is considered to be classic rock by people that play him on the classic rock station. Went to see Creed not too long ago. Trans Siberian Orchestra was an amazing show that we got to see around Christmas. They were fantastic, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they exclusively a Christmas thing?

[Nick Harrison]

Well, that's where they do.

[Tom Griswold]

They do like a summer tour where they do Beach Boys on synth or something.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I have a friend that works for them. I'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding, because I. I know, for example, straight, no chaser. I've seen their Christmas show every year.

[Christy Lee]

They work.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing a summer show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's interesting. What was the first album you ever bought?

[Nick Harrison]

Oh, gosh. The jets was the first album I ever bought when I was a kid. I was into that kind of jets

[Chick McGee]

when I was A kid. The Jets. When you were a kid. I plainly remember 45, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but your beard is 70. What's going on there?

[Josh Arnold]

Very true. I'm with you. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like the Jets?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, but my. My beard is a little older than mine.

[Nick Harrison]

At least I get the early bird special now, so that's. That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

At what age did you shave the head?

[Nick Harrison]

10.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Nick Harrison]

No kidding. I was. Gosh, I was probably around 35, 36 when I started doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to. It kind of gave up on.

[Nick Harrison]

Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you. I keep telling you, you have a nice round head. I think you'd look good with.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it'd be great. No.

[Chick McGee]

You could leave the sideburns.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, I've seen that look. That's great.

[Nick Harrison]

Very Telesavalis.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Nick Harrison]

Who loves you, baby?

[Tom Griswold]

Look nothing like telly. I have a technical question. Yes. So I have about every month or so, I have to get what's called an infusion for a skin thing. It's not. It's not serious, but I've got a nice.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds serious.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Leprosy. Is nothing to laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a nice lady doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Is your finger falling off?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Leprosy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It's a skin.

[Pat Godwin]

We all know we don't do.

[Chick McGee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a nice lady doctor. I get this.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no shame anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I have a nice lady doctor.

[Christy Lee]

She's just a doctor.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm just thinking of people all as being equals, except for my lady doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of classic rock. Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Graham Parker in the Rumor. Please stop hearing this song, Christine. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Nick thinks this is a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know. Graham Parker and the Rumor is one of my favorite bands. So, anyway, I'm. I'm getting this infusion. The thing is, you've got. You're in this room, and I like going there because I'm the only person under a thousand. But. But you're tied to one of these IV things, so you've got. You've got your stick pole with the IV on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow me here.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

This has been medicine 101.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll talk to you, Nick. So you're in a comfortable chair, but I have to sit there for more

[Christy Lee]

than three hours, which for you is a nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah, it's. But anyway, so you're supposed to really hydrate, and then they're putting this fluid in your. In your arm, so you have to pee occasionally. So my. I was in. There's a. I don't know, 10 chairs. Whatever. I'm in the one chair in the corner, and I have a view of the only bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm thinking to myself, okay, I probably should get up and pee. And just when I get this thought, some lady who's not with an IV whatever, she goes to the bathroom and goes in. In. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

She in there for a really long time.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm thinking this, you know, couldn't take more than a few minutes. And then after five minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then 10 minutes. Oh, no. And then 30 minutes. So now here's my question.

[Chick McGee]

Are you still watching the door?

[Tom Griswold]

I had to pee.

[Chick McGee]

So now.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. So I. I'm. This is a completely true story.

[Christy Lee]

So don't you ask somebody to check on her?

[Tom Griswold]

So that's my question. At what point do you think is somebody dead in there?

[Nick Harrison]

Yeah, I'd say after about 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because I think either she was struggling with.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, 30. You definitely have the right.

[Chick McGee]

Given the scene and where that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I'd say 15.

[Tom Griswold]

Then she emerged. So I'm assuming that she was just struggling with the New York Times Wednesday crossword puzzle, which can be difficult. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go in there after her?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I would love to have gone in there after, but as soon as she came out, someone came from around the corner, and they went in. Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

You weren't paying att. You got to sneak in there.

[Nick Harrison]

At this point, it becomes a conspiracy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Nick Harrison]

Like they're just trying to keep you from being.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There. There's somebody. There's someone behind the glass going, watch this.

[Chick McGee]

I would have loved to have been responsible for this and him peeing his pants, but I wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. He's really got to go bad. No. But I eventually got it. It's weird walking around with your stick on wheels and your stick on wheels. You got to go.

[Nick Harrison]

This is the first time you were on the pole, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I've been. I go in. I go in every month.

[Chick McGee]

You look like the pole. Yeah. You like the pole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I learned my lesson, though. The next time, just go in there. And there's nothing worse than having to do a sit down with that stupid pole. Because your hand has got.

[Chick McGee]

No, it gives you something to brace up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But your hand. You got. Your hand is in a. There's needles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't stand that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but they're.

[Tom Griswold]

And then one Time I was in there, and they have those recliner chairs with the electronic gizmo.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I.

[Chick McGee]

You mean to make the chair go up and back?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I'm enjoying my thing, and then she comes over, goes, I can't understand why there's no fluid going out. Oh, I pinched it off with the side of the chair. Ah. Hey, what are you laughing at? So I had an extra hour to sit there.

[Pat Godwin]

Supposed to pinch it off in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what led me to this.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my father would tell me this all the time. You could mess up an anvil with a rubber hammer. Do you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I pride myself. So after 10 minutes, I should have called the nurses and said, hey, I think there's somebody dead in there. 10 is aight. Boy, I didn't know what to do.

[Nick Harrison]

Yeah, I'm a reactionist, so, you know, 10 minutes would have been it for me. But the bad part is that you can't really tell from the smell, right? It's like, is she pooping?

[Tom Griswold]

Is she dead 30ft away?

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do? Is the shave and a haircut two bits? Yeah, exactly. And then if you get two bits back, you know she's still alive.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Because a normal human being cannot resist.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wasn't going to do it. I wasn't going to do it. I was going to ask. Ask one of the nurses. I wasn't going to go do it. That'd be awkward. Then she opens the door right in and knocks over my stick with the. Stick with the bag on it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think it would be a place to pick up a girl while you're there? You know, one of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they sure couldn't get pregnant because they were all over 80. Well, that might be your.

[Chick McGee]

That might be your sweet spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Nick, I apologize. It's been the worst show ever.

[Nick Harrison]

It's quite all right. It's because I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

A charming young heiress.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're gonna talk about. We never got to our churning butter story. We have to get to that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

I thought we did get the picture and everything, huh?

[Christy Lee]

No, this is totally different.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, yeah. That's not that.

[Christy Lee]

That was. This. Sex toys getting stolen.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the. Oh, yeah, Right. Now, I want to talk to you about that letter you get once a month or so. Maybe you're getting more of them now from your credit card company, and they're delighted to charge you more than 20% interest on those credit cards. They really encourage you to do that. And it's perfectly legal for some reason. But maybe it's time to get rid of that credit card debt. This is something interesting going on. This did happen to a friend of mine. He had a huge amount of credit card debt and his entire paycheck pretty much was going to pay that. And it wasn't paying down the credit. It was just, it wasn't paying down that wad of cash. It was just sustaining it. If this is you, if you happen to be a homeowner, you might want to check on the value of your property because it's probably gone up. Most houses in the United States have gone up, in some cases doubled in the last several years. So you've got a lot of equity in that property. And one of the things you might do is check with American Financing. They got a program in which they take the value of your house and use it to knock off those credit cards, pay all that expensive, expensive credit card debt off and do a refi. And they've been running some numbers by me. They've got some mortgage rates you want to check out. They've also got a way to wipe out that credit card debt by using your equity average savings. They report about 800 bucks a month. And if you do this today, you might be able to delay two mortgage payments. So this might be kind of a life saving thing. If you've already got a house that you own, take advantage of what's been happening in the housing marketplace to your advantage, as they should, as they say, once again, it's American financing.net tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Once again, American financing.net bobandtom that's americanfinancing.net NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196% for well, qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom Tom,

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll expand that momentarily.

[Chick McGee]

O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a guest who's on tour right now.

[Tom Griswold]

He's also boogieing and woogieing.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right across the way. He is comedian Nick Harrison, known as the Professor. Nick, I don't know much about you. Just met you. You're a nice guy, a fun loving guy. Apparently a big music fan. You're on your way on tour with an entire outfit.

[Nick Harrison]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And you guys are gonna be doing lots of shows. It's the Gen X Takeover Comedy tour. And one of your fellow. You've got two ladies and another gent who has a beard even bigger than yours.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my.

[Nick Harrison]

Don't tell him that though.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Nick Harrison]

I get bearded envy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. All right. But you gotta jealous. Just like a gigantic white. White beard.

[Nick Harrison]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were. You got a shaved head.

[Nick Harrison]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

If you let that hair grow, would it be white also? Do you know? It would.

[Nick Harrison]

It'd be very. It'd be like the, the, the. The white version of a George Jefferson. Like the horseshoe would be. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Nick Harrison]

Can't do the.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always had a theory that's why the afro went out, because.

[Josh Arnold]

Please explain to Nick why the hell.

[Nick Harrison]

I would love to hear this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very simple.

[Chick McGee]

Take some time. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say like, like Huey Newton, H. Rap Brown, Eldridge Cleaver.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just say Bobby Seale.

[Tom Griswold]

Any of those, Any of the Black Panther guys.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Had they grown a full fro. But they were bald on top. Unfortunately, it resembles Bozo the Clown.

[Nick Harrison]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think that's why when those guys reached a certain age, suddenly it was a minute. Fellas, this is not. Does not look like power to the people. You know, you can't have an Afro. Afro pick that's fallen down your collar. It's a. It's. It's a cultural revolution in my head that I've made up. Now, you're originally from Louisiana?

[Nick Harrison]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

No discernible accent.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just going to say that.

[Nick Harrison]

Well, I came up in theater and taught English for a long time, so the accent went away when I was around probably 15, 16.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you. Can you do it? If you want to. Can you?

[Nick Harrison]

I might be able to. You know. That's horrible. That sounds. That sounds almost cockney.

[Josh Arnold]

That's terrible.

[Chick McGee]

I could tell you were in theater, though. I think Pat picked up on that

[Pat Godwin]

when you said, I know a fellow thespian when I see one.

[Chick McGee]

The way you said theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Any interesting gigs before becoming a comedian?

[Nick Harrison]

Yes. Played a place in a small town in Louisiana called Pierre Part. It was a bar called Sharkies. I was the only black man in the room and everybody else was Cajun. Oh, I got out by the skin of my Teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Nick Harrison]

Yeah, it was a very harrowing experience.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you doing comedy?

[Nick Harrison]

No, I was hosting. That's a lot of what I've done with the social media before I started doing the comedy. I only started comedy about a year and a half ago, doing stand up, but I was hosting and, like, doing the videos on socials and dancing around, and people really seem to gravitate toward it and enjoy it. So I kept doing it, and then I got the opportunity to start doing stand up, which is something I wanted to do since I was like 11 years old and was actually able to do it. So it's. It's great. I'm glad that people find me funny. You know, it's not. Everybody does, you know, Chick. How's that feel?

[Chick McGee]

It's really good. I understand from what I hear from my friends, people who think they're funny. No, you go to his Instagram and there's nothing better than seeing him walking in the grocery store and your jam comes on and he starts dancing and singing.

[Nick Harrison]

We all have that moment. We're in the grocery store, Duran Duran comes on, and you just start singing along. Like, we were all there at one point. So I figured, why not make videos about it to make it relatable to everybody else. So now I have like, like, all women, men, you know, young people, old people commenting on the video saying, I do the same thing all the time. And it's just. It's a real cool thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It is interesting. There's a randomness to. Is. What's your favorite one to be walking through, say, a CVS and something comes over the PA system. Is there one that really you have moves developed for already or anything by Phil Collins? Oh, no kidding.

[Nick Harrison]

Any Phil Collins, man. Like, if you give me. You Can't Hurry Love, Love, or Against All Odds, I'm. I'm there in the middle of the story.

[Christy Lee]

Are you singing or just dancing?

[Nick Harrison]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Both.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Nick Harrison]

I'm put on a whole Broadway show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Against.

[Tom Griswold]

Against All Odds is kind of a terrible.

[Nick Harrison]

Well, yeah, you gotta just. It's not like a bunch of tap dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more like the emoting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Oh, so you. Could you do, for example, the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

[Nick Harrison]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

No. Come on. Could we let the man do what he does and not.

[Chick McGee]

And not ruin it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Nick Harrison]

I think he's enhancing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Helping See how positive he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Expanding.

[Nick Harrison]

He's expanding my. My, My repertoire. Thank you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's kind of cool when you hear. Especially when you hear when you hear like a. Like a third tier semi hit from some band and you're walking around Lowe's and all of a sudden you hear wasted words from the Allman Brothers. Hey, that is. Wasn't even a. That's a great tune.

[Nick Harrison]

Like, I did a video the other day to something about you by level 42. Yeah, that's great song. Yeah, that's a great song. But not everybody knows it. So you had all these people like, oh, my God, I haven't heard that song in years. And that's really what it's about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Nick Harrison]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

These guys. That guy can sing too.

[Josh Arnold]

And there, there goes Nick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there he goes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now they're. I guess one of the guys died, so another level 41. Oh, one of the guys.

[Christy Lee]

There's Mr. Happy.

[Chick McGee]

So remember music, Joy. And one of the guys died.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm sure they're all fine.

[Chick McGee]

They're all. They're all fine.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you ever, like. So you're at some random place, you're. You're walking through the mall and you hear a song in the pa. You just start dancing.

[Nick Harrison]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Or in the car wash. He does. In the car wash. Wherever you go.

[Nick Harrison]

I was at a Books a Million the other day and.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Nick Harrison]

So anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Do people.

[Christy Lee]

Do they shush you at the Books A Million?

[Nick Harrison]

They didn't shush me. They kicked me out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Nick Harrison]

I was escorted from the building.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Nick Harrison]

Asked not to return.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't think bookstores are in any position to kick anyone out. Yeah, right.

[Nick Harrison]

They should give me a medal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm a big fan, but. Yeah, I don't like getting shushed in the bookstore.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not library, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you let your. Those damn kids run around and screaming

[Tom Griswold]

and yelling and kids, we're buying books

[Chick McGee]

and throwing books on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids.

[Christy Lee]

Nick.

[Nick Harrison]

I do have three kids. A 15 year old, a 13 year old, and an 8 year old who is hilarious. Just the funniest kid. You know, as kids, we like to play in the water hose. And he enjoys it too. Over the summer, he was with his friends and they wanted to play in the sprinkler. So he comes home and he says, hey guys, I'm gonna go play in the water. Hoes, hoes, hoes, ho.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Nick Harrison]

It's the greatest thing ever, man. Kid's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Hose. Hoes, hoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just don't drink. Just don't drink. From it. I just found that out.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not worried about it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So did I. I didn't eat the

[Nick Harrison]

yellow snow, but I drank from the hose.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, all of us did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we just. Then we found out what it's like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I found out what the drink

[Tom Griswold]

from the hose is really unsafe. There's all kinds of.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not too worried.

[Christy Lee]

You know, People need germs, Tom.

[Nick Harrison]

You got to build up those antibodies.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Got to build up your immune system.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, I want to go back to the news desk for a moment. Christie, you've previewed a couple things. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know you hate this story, so we're going to do it. A viral butter churning trend has people.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh, Churning their own butter.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to make butter while running, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, while running.

[Tom Griswold]

This is so stupid.

[Chick McGee]

What if you spill the butter?

[Christy Lee]

Oregon based content creator Libby Cope is credited with jump starting the trend, dubbed churning and burning or butter runs. In her video, she pours a carton of heavy cream into a Ziploc bag.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sprinkles in some sea salt, places it inside her backpack before going on a five and a half mile run.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it works.

[Christy Lee]

Well, at the end, she opens a Ziploc Josh to reveal clumps of butter that she and her boyfriend strain into a bowl. They then spread the final product onto a piece of bread and eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they out of money?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The butter margins aren't awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they just jog over to Krispy Kreme?

[Chick McGee]

I could understand maybe making eggs or something. Eggs are expensive, but. Yeah, just I guess the jostling of running in the back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Turns it up, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Not enough. You just have clumps and all that runny ness. And so that's how that's. Yeah, that's draining it into.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that There's a. A 5K version where you make margarine. It's the parquet. Oh,

[Josh Arnold]

you go run the parquet.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just listen to some Phil Collins one, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Those people that love butter don't love running anyway, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Butter has some health benefits to.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Mr. Real Butter.

[Chick McGee]

You love butter.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't use margarine.

[Josh Arnold]

Just don't. You don't. You don't overuse it.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, now I'm thinking about university. You never see any fat Amish people, so I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, though. What about Country Crock has its place Though it's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there fat Amish people I don't

[Christy Lee]

know walking behind mules as they turn their fields? You wouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm saying. They're getting some good raising.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, that seems like the dumbest thing ever. Was it? And it's churning and burning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what they call it. Burn. Butter runs Footloose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, burning and churning.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was a commercial. Commercial for. A commercial for Pepto Bismol. Is your stomach churning and burning?

[Chick McGee]

Diarrhea.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, I remember that.

[Nick Harrison]

That's the next remix I'm gonna make.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, There you go. Yeah.

[Nick Harrison]

If you've got heartburn,

[Tom Griswold]

can you imagine being your. Your some diarrhea, really good singer and you end up a session singer and sure. Going to do the jingle. And the lyrics are heartburn and diarrhea. Remember that commercial?

[Chick McGee]

They're making new ones all the time. I saw one. The singers are in a bowling alley. Alley, I think, or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Haven't you made very good session singers saying yes?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Nick Harrison]

For years.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw my favorite guitar player yesterday at Starbucks. I was telling him what he's gonna have to do on Halloween.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He smiled. I think he was kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he get your order right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is just. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Scientists believe some that we may not have encountered aliens due to turbulent space weather.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, that makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

In a new report, researchers with the search for extraterrestrial intelligence say so called space weather around distant stars may be scrambling alien radio signals before they can reach Earth.

[Josh Arnold]

They maybe may be even creating that weather and so that it is scrambled.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Stellar winds, plasma turbulence and solar eruptions can distort radio waves waves and spread them across multiple frequencies, weakening them below the levels our instruments can detect.

[Josh Arnold]

We are way overdue for a solar flare that will wipe us out.

[Chick McGee]

Everything shuts down like we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Like we're legitimately overdue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, come on. Can we do happy news Just one amount.

[Tom Griswold]

Your turn.

[Chick McGee]

Point here is that aliens control the weather.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, their point is that the. Whatever they're calling space weather. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is if they were trying to signal us with something. It can't get through and the aliens can't get through. And they also don't have snow tires. So if. If.

[Chick McGee]

Or windshield wipers.

[Tom Griswold]

They're trying to get to the east coast today.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck. No, the aliens think we're. We're being disrespectful and because we can't hear the message. They don't know it can't.

[Josh Arnold]

We will not be ignored. That kind of thing.

[Nick Harrison]

Yeah, but what the aliens could do is just put it in a bag and go running and then churn it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Alien butter.

[Christy Lee]

Alien butter. Speaking of that crazy weather, more than 1800 US flights have been canceled right now because of this massive storm.

[Nick Harrison]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have people traveling today, flying somewhere?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm flying back home today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You were going to.

[Nick Harrison]

I was. Now just here with you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy Topeka.

[Nick Harrison]

Who enjoys Topeka?

[Chick McGee]

Topekans.

[Nick Harrison]

That's gonna be in topics.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I just handed a note. Is this correct? You're friends with our buddy Edwin McCain?

[Nick Harrison]

That is very true.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we love him. Yeah.

[Nick Harrison]

Edwin started commenting on my videos a couple years ago, and I was like, is that Edwin McCain? It's the craziest friendship. I never really imagined that something like that would come about. And like, last year, he did a show in Baton Rouge, and, you know, it's drummer Tez. Cool dude. Great dude. We were hanging out with the high rollers after the show, and somebody comes up to me and goes, hey, you were great tonight. You guys are awesome. Thinking that I was Tez.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just.

[Nick Harrison]

We look nothing alike. The only thing we have in common is that we're black, look nothing alike. He doesn't have a beard, nothing. And I went along with it because it was stupid. And then Edwin comes over and he joins in. He's like, yeah, man, we love having on tour. He just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's very. He's very fine. He's quite funny.

[Nick Harrison]

I've told him several times he needs to start doing stand up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you stop telling him that, please.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I enjoy his music very much. Let's see now, where were we? Oh, we. We have a bunch of.

[Nick Harrison]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Take a break.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I wanted to get another. We have the lowrider story. I want to get out for sure. Can we get to that next? It's. This is a great story, and it involves the United States government. You're going to be quite surprised when you hear this one. But first, Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what Christy has? She has great posture. She has very little pain.

[Chick McGee]

Look at it.

[Josh Arnold]

In her knees, in her back, in her ankles.

[Christy Lee]

You know why?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Because I have orange insoles.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, how about that?

[Christy Lee]

My boots right now, look.

[Josh Arnold]

Feet get tired, my friends. Arches collapse, heels ache, knees complain, lower backs tighten up. Most people just go, well, I'm getting older. I guess this is the way it is. I tell you, it doesn't have to be. Check out orangeinsoles.com Orange insoles deliver rigid arch support that do not collapse by lunchtime. Not like those lasagna noodle liners you have in your shoes right now. Get something that's a little sturdier. With a deep heel cup that cradles your heel and absorbs shock naturally. They help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue, reducing all that stress on your knees, hips and lower back.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that's pronounced fatigue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I said that wrong. Let me make a note here. As your feet and legs fatigue you and reducing stress and the.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it's not fatigue?

[Tom Griswold]

The lasagna noodles? That's after they're cooked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If your insoles are like uncooked lasagna noodles, they're gonna break into lots of pieces.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that help?

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate your assistance there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

By the way, our visit with comedian Nick Harrison, who, by the way, is on the road. Oklahoma City's up next. I'll give you these dates when we come back. But also coming up, a visit to the Morrison center in Boise, Idaho. Coming up, April 9th on the Gen X Takeover 2 and 20 hundred. Nick's visit is brought to you by our friends at Lee's Famous Chicken. I'll give you an update on that when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Be Mr. Bossy.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

What did I do?

[Chick McGee]

Not a thing. There's Ace Cosby. I'M Chick, mcgee and Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but first I got a question. Pat, are your fingers sore?

[Pat Godwin]

Not today, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. All you've been picking is your ass. One song.

[Chick McGee]

You got to take that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Song had some good aside.

[Pat Godwin]

Three hours of making a dog house improperly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's song in that.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was a good song you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was it?

[Josh Arnold]

It was the Sea Shanty. The Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a musical guest here you haven't played any songs for.

[Christy Lee]

You told us we had to do a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Nick Harrison is here with us. The professor. Former. What grade did you teach?

[Nick Harrison]

I've taught everything from kindergarten to grad school.

[Chick McGee]

School, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What topic?

[Nick Harrison]

Mostly English. Did speech while I was in college. I'm at the theater, as we talked about before, as an actor and. Well, I'm still an actor a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

We're all actors. We never leave the place.

[Chick McGee]

All the world's esteemed day today.

[Nick Harrison]

So, yes, I've. I did speech and theater and English, all in that realm. No math. Nick does no math. We don't do math.

[Josh Arnold]

There are machines for that. Yes, please. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now we'll get to a song, maybe from Pat. I don't know. We have this story that I think is absolutely fascinating. Involves the United States government.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Postal Service is rolling out Lowrider forever stamps depicting LA's iconic lowrider automobiles.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

The new collection features five lowrider models, each with its own proper name. The first is Let the Good Times Rule. Slash. Soy. Como Soy. A blue 1946 Chevrolet fleet line. The eight figures, a blue 58 Chevrolet Impala EL Rey are going over each and every stamp. 63 Chevrolet Impala.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think this is cool?

[Christy Lee]

The golden rose and Orange 64 Chevrolet Impala.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I like seeing a lowrider, and I like the song by War. I don't care about the stamps.

[Christy Lee]

Pocket change. A green 87 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that in honor of Cheech and Chong, if you lick them, you actually get high.

[Nick Harrison]

I'll take a book.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, those are so cool.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of look all the same, a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Well, a lot of them are Impalas, so they're gonna look the same.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the reason this didn't catch on in the Midwest is less Mexicans, first of all. You mean fewer?

[Josh Arnold]

Fewer, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fewer,

[Tom Griswold]

but. But you could not drive in the snow with a low rider. You could not it'd really be. Put you at a disadvantage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they got the hydraulics hop

[Chick McGee]

right over a drift.

[Christy Lee]

They hit the hydraulics.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's funny. I'd love to see. I would love to see if that worked.

[Tom Griswold]

But they. They did. They go up and down. Can you keep. Can you leave them up?

[Christy Lee]

I would. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I never thought of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever ridden in one?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob used to work on him and

[Josh Arnold]

he would install like the hydro.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob has a famous story. I think it was Bob and his buddy Robert Landeros. They were. They were shot at one day while working in some garage on a lowrider.

[Nick Harrison]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Some of the paint jobs on those lowriders are pieces of art. They're incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's honoring a specific aspect of. Of culture. I think it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

How much is one stamp now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll tell you forever stamp probably. I'm gonna guess 60 cents.

[Christy Lee]

Guess again.

[Chick McGee]

75 cents.

[Christy Lee]

Guess again. A dollar 78.

[Tom Griswold]

78.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sheet of 15. 11.7.

[Pat Godwin]

What'd you say?

[Christy Lee]

A sheet of 15. Pat, get your mind out of the gutter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they should just make him a buck. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You want them just to be more expensive by 22 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

They always go to the post offices losing money. But we'll charge more for the stamps.

[Josh Arnold]

Or shut it down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what would we do with hard working people? I love my post.

[Chick McGee]

Think about. Think about how your world would change if you didn't have me. Never mind. Never mind at all.

[Tom Griswold]

You of all people.

[Christy Lee]

No thank you card.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't care at all.

[Nick Harrison]

Post office.

[Chick McGee]

It is in mail.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Keep one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. You heard it here. Nick Harrison is pro defund the post.

[Nick Harrison]

No, that's you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Nick Harrison]

I'm already in trouble. Don't get me emotional now.

[Tom Griswold]

See if. If I were running the post office.

[Chick McGee]

Oh please. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

To. To. To advertise these for the post office. No, hear me out on this. This is actually a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a. Take one. Either one of those post office jeeps or one of the post office vans. Send it to. Some of these cats have them. I've turned it. I'm hipping it up for our guests.

[Christy Lee]

Being a low rider guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Dudes, cats. He speaks jive. Anyway, you want to help? Get any help here?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know where the list.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, check out Nick Harrison on Instagram. It's Nick Harrison. 318 Mr.

[Nick Harrison]

Professor.

[Tom Griswold]

318 Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Professor.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a post office band and have them augment it so that it can bounce like it's a lowrider.

[Christy Lee]

Stop talking.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be fun for the release of these stamps.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that. We got him dancing. Mr. Professor.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's hard to sit still during this.

[Tom Griswold]

Nick Harrison. Check him out online, watch some of the dances. Check out his show. Like I said, among other spots, Boise, Idaho, Idaho. The Gen X takeover tour April 9th. Thanks so much for joining us. Check out our new website, bobandtom.com, the new VIP stuff and our new app. New and improved and a lot of fun. Thanks. Orange insoles. You could win yourself some serious cash or a TV with your basketball picks. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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