The BOB & TOM Show March 17, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 17, 2026

Podcast Summary & Highlights

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Episode Overview

This St. Patrick’s Day episode of The BOB & TOM Show features the classic blend of comedy, offbeat news, pop culture discussions, and sports. The cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, and Ace Cosby—share witty banter about NCAA brackets, spring sports, collectible spoons, unlucky doghouses, strange world records, and their unique take on current social habits and news headlines. The episode is also punctuated with live music, Ms. Pat’s guest segment, and running jokes about footwear, bodily functions, and everyday absurdities.

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Major Segments & Timestamps

[02:05] – St. Patrick’s Day, Bracketology & Green Attire

• The group opens with math/music humor involving “inches, feet, yards, and nerves.”
• Chick kicks off sports talk, focusing on NCAA’s March Madness and office brackets.
  • Notable: Tom promotes the site’s new look and bracket contest: "It’s being described as faster, cleaner, and simpler."
• They discuss their struggle to find or wear something green.
  • Chick shows off his Nike Cortez shoes with a green swoosh, spawning a meandering riff about the shoes’ etymology (“Wasn’t Cortez the guy that shot all the people in the Aztec Empire?” – Tom, [08:32]).
  • This banter leads to a brief history check, with Christy eventually confirming the shoes were named after Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés, originally in a rivalry with Adidas’ Aztec.

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[06:46] – Lowrider Stamps & Chicano Car Culture

• Tom enthuses about the new USPS commemorative stamps featuring classic lowrider cars ([12:32]).
  • Christy: “Most of them are Chevy Impalas.”
• They launch into a lively chat about car culture, museum displays, and why the post office is, as Tom puts it, “losing money for some reason.”
• Tom suggests post office vehicles should become lowriders in honor of the stamps: “You’d know the mail was coming when you heard that.” ([13:38])

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[14:48] – Sports: March Madness, World Baseball Classic, & More

• Chick previews big games (NCAA, World Baseball Classic, NFL trades): “How do I watch the play-in games?...I hope you have TruTV. They always do this and they’ve never changed it.” ([15:20])
• Announcements for the show’s live broadcast in Cincinnati, with new charity t-shirts benefiting “Brave Gowns” (costumes for kids in hospitals) ([21:25]).
  • Tom relates designing the shirt while getting an infusion at a clinic, including a misadventure with a bathroom-hogging patient ([24:00]).

Notable Quote:

“You got the pissed…young lady—there’s nothing more difficult for a human being to do than laying on your back trying to urinate.” – Chick, [26:23]

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[27:38] – Listener Letters: Sleep Number, Alpacas, & Animal Talk

• The crew reads and riffs on listener mail covering dogs invading beds, bracket wins, and animal comparisons.
  • Extended banter on alpacas (“the giraffes of the sheep world”), camel beauty pageants (Botox for camels!), and the intricacies of animal haircuts ([29:04–34:07]).

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[36:11] – Dave Matthews Impressions & Show Tunes

• Pat Godwin performs a Dave Matthews Band parody ([37:30]), as the group lightly mocks Matthews’ idiosyncratic vocals and lyric interpretations.

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[41:30] – Doghouse Construction Saga

• Tom describes building a doghouse with his daughters (“...it looks like a big box. It’s got an entrance for the dog. The dog loves it.”).
• Chick and Jeff rib Tom for shoddy craftsmanship. Tom pushes back, citing the “father-daughter bonding” aspect ([80:02], [82:57]).
  • Notable Letter: “Sometimes it’s the small memories that leave the biggest impact.” – Listener, Randy ([80:38])

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[54:03] – Superhero Trivia & Comedic Tangents

• Dive into superhero powers (Green Lantern, Wonder Twins) and classic comic logic.
• Tom and the crew spiral into memory-lane jokes about underwear, head sizes, and family traditions.

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[62:39] – Sports Desk: NCAA, Pets Named After Dog Breeds, and Brackets

• Extended discussion of the basketball brackets and sports mascot trivia.
• Reminders to join the show’s own bracket contest.

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[86:36] – News: Nuclear Viagra, “Exploding Penis,” and Risqué Realities

• Christy Lee reports on adult entertainers overusing “nuclear Viagra,” leading to hospitalizations for priapism and related injuries.
  • Jeff Oskay relates a real-life story about a friend who needed bolt cutters to remove a stuck C-ring.
  • Tom: “That would be incredibly embarrassing... Did his neighbor have to touch it?” ([96:57])
• The group discusses the perils of unregulated ED drugs and the lengths adult stars go for their craft.

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[104:11] – Survey: U.S. Grooming Habits

• Christy dives into a survey on body hair removal zones:
  • Men’s top: face, nose, pubic area, armpits.
  • Women’s top: armpits, legs, bikini area, eyebrows, upper lip.
• Leads to hilarious riffing on “trimming pubic hair,” with Pat’s musical interlude as “Leon Mudbone” ([109:14]).

Notable Quote:

“I like a little Garfunkel down there.” – Pat/Leon Mudbone, singing ([110:00])

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[112:02] – AI-Generated Women Rated Sexier?

• Christy covers a study showing AI-generated erotic images are judged by viewers as more attractive than real nude photographs ([112:02]).
• Tom & Jeff discuss how realistic AI visuals now fool even savvy social media users.

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[130:36] – Interview: Ms. Pat – New Book, Family, Cooking Show

• Ms. Pat joins via phone after video fails due to weather ([132:30]).
  • She talks about her new memoir, Ms. American Dream, her online cooking show “Whisking It All,” and taking in more foster children.
  • She jokes with Tom about wigs, her husband, and survivor stories, including having her nipple shot off—“Did they sew it back on?” “Tom, you know it’s back.”
  • Promotes upcoming appearances and the importance of supporting her new book.

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[146:20] – News: Babies and Deception, Animal News & Hollywood Props

• Study claims babies learn to deceive (pretending not to hear, hiding things, denying eating, etc.) by 8 months ([149:22]).
• Group riffs on “the big lie” (i.e., Santa Claus).
• Dog rescue: volunteers free a stray with a bucket stuck on its head ([153:13]).
• Ace Ventura “mechanical rhino” movie prop up for auction—crew speculates it’ll fetch huge money ([163:32]).

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[118:22] – This Day in History: St. Patrick’s Day, Nat King Cole, Van Gogh, Tarzan

• March 17th: history of St. Patrick’s Day, Van Gogh’s posthumous rise, FDR/Eleanor Roosevelt’s cousin-marriage, and the weird origins of Tarzan’s “boy.”
• Light banter about animal actors, Hollywood memorabilia, and the “Maltese Falcon.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

On NCAA Brackets:

"Use your smarts and have some fun. And by the way, we have a brand new... a complete redo of bobandtom.com and our app and the VIP service. So it’s being described as faster, cleaner and simpler." — Tom, [05:35]

On Cortez Shoes:

“There wasn’t a shoe called the Hitler or the Pol Pot.” — Tom, [08:54]

On Doghouse Construction:

“It looks like a big box. It’s got an entrance for the dog. The dog loves it.” — Tom, [80:06]

On Over-the-top Sexual Lingo:

“That sounds like you could pull a muscle doing the rusty trombone.” — Tom, [11:07]

On AI-generated Women:

“The figures were then rated from 0 to 100 for realism, sexual attraction and aesthetic appeal... AI-generated images ranked highest.” — Christy, [112:15]

On Babies Learning to Trick:

“Examples are pretending not to hear a parent, hiding objects or denying they ate something they clearly had just eaten.” — Christy, [149:31]

On Ms. Pat's Resilience:

“Yeah, I just adopted three more kids because my family won't stay off crack. But now I have seven kids in the house.” — Ms. Pat, [136:01]

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Final Segment: Lightning Round

• Christy and the crew laugh about collecting spoons (104 years to use every spoon in the record holder’s collection!) ([75:07]),
• They mock their own wardrobe and hair choices, tease each other’s bank accounts and marriage history, and trade jabs about off-key musical tastes.
• Pat’s "pubic hair song" and the rundown of “hair removal habits” land as classic show highlights.

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Quick Reference Index

• NCAA Bracket/Contest Details: [05:00–06:15], [71:13], [64:10]
• Charity T-shirt Promotion (Brave Gowns): [21:25], [71:13], [130:36]
• Doghouse Building Story: [24:00], [80:02], [130:36]
• Ms. Pat Interview: [132:30–143:03]
• "Rusty Trombone"/Sex Slang Segment: [10:20–11:13]
• AI vs. Real Nude Women: [112:02]
• Spoon Collection/Guinness Record: [74:29]
• Hollywood Props/Ace Ventura Rhino: [163:24]
• Pubic Hair Survey & "Nobody has Pubes Anymore" Song: [104:11], [109:14]
• Historical Oddities: [118:22]

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Tone & Style

The show maintains its breezy, humorous, improvisational tone with fast-paced banter and running jokes, dips into mild blue humor, and playful ribbing among cast members. They mix personal anecdotes, light news, participatory contests, and their signature musical parodies throughout.

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Episode Takeaways

• March Madness launches the week—with promotions for the show’s bracket challenge and charity efforts.
• Pop culture nostalgia and comedic takes on everything from Nike’s naming troubles to “dead dog” stories, baby tricks, and porn actor mishaps.
• Guest highlight: Ms. Pat captures the show’s mix of pathos and humor, discussing her new book and foster family challenges.
• Signature musical comedy and ***audience participation—***everywhere from spoons to superhero trivia to reviews of St. Patrick's Day apparel.

“Hang in there. This is the Bob and Tom Show.” — often repeated refrain, summing up the fun, never-know-what’s-next sensibility of the crew.

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[END OF SUMMARY]

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

A mile is 5,280ft. 5,285, two eight zero and everybody knows that a foot is 12 inches. 12 inches inches in length. That's 63,360 inches in a mile. At 63,360 inches in a mile dot oh. The average body has 45 miles of nerves. 45, 45 miles. That's 2,851,200

[Chick McGee]

inches of nerves. Inches of nerves.

[Tom Griswold]

And you are getting on every inch of mind. You are getting on every inch of mind. You are getting all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ms. Pat]

You are getting on every inch of my.

[Tom Griswold]

You are getting on every inch of my. You are getting on every inch of my nerves.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hello. You caught us. We're, we're here having a, having a party.

[Christy Lee]

Come on in.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show. Tom and I were just dancing he was leading. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It is a little warm in here, isn't it? Someone's. Someone's been at the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the controls there.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't touch him. What's wrong? There's Jeff Osk, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. I just getting organized over here. Happy to be here.

[Chick McGee]

I'[e-mail] sports desk. And it all starts tonight. Man. How's your bracket? NCAA playing games at Dayton this evening.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And we have an opportunity for you, speaking of orange insoles, to win a million bucks. A little bit of bracketology. Fill out that bracket, go to bobandtom.com contest and get your. Get your bracket all filled out.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised you like the word bracketology. It's one of those manufactured words like edutainment and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Implying that there's a science to this when we all know that there's a significant amount of luck that might be involved.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, more. Yeah. More than significant. My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yeah. But give it a shot. Have some fun.

[Chick McGee]

Was it last year or the year before recently that all four number one seeds made it to the. Made it to the Final Four?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll see what happens.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's always fun when one of the distant teams knocks out one of the good ones right away. Always fun. But so use your smarts and have some fun. And by the way, we have a brand new. We've got a complete redo of bobandtom.com and of our app and the VIP service. So it's being described as faster, cleaner and simpler. So check it out if you can. Today, once again, it's bob and tom.com and our orangeinsouls.com mayhem bracket contest. It is up and running, by the way. We opened up a little bit of Haywood Banks going out to Jack in Linden, Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought you were going to say Lyndon, Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

Lyndon, Texas. The home of Richard Bowden of Pinkerton Bowden and the great Don Henley of the Eagles. But no, Lynn. Linden, Pennsylvania. You know where that is, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack is a regular correspondent. He said for no good reason, please play Haywood Banks. Inches, feet, yards, miles, whatever it is. We just did. You're welcome. Thank you very much. Now, yes. A couple things to go over today. Of course, St. Patrick's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, same deal.

[Chick McGee]

This is I.O. oh, that's very nice. Green.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is the only green I searched and searched that I found this one. Why are you shaking?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have anything green. Well, it's kind of a teal, but we'll give it to you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think that's more green than his red shirt, if you know what I mean. Yeah, he has trouble with colors every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, this was as green as I had.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'll work.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey, anything?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, green's great. No, no, no, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we get to pinch you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pat's not wearing anything green. And you're thinking, Chick, you're not wearing anything green either. Oh, I beg to differ.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty cool. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that, a green.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? It's the legendary.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

First of all, it's a shoe, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's a shoe, but is it some fancy brand?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Nike, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Just like any other explaining.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a movie about it.

[Chick McGee]

There are two legendary shoes in the Nike stable, according to Chick McGee, and they are Nike Air Force Ones. And the Nike Cortez that I'm holding, that's the Cortez, the classic design. You'll see these. Costanza wore these on Seinfeld.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Named after Cortez the Killer.

[Christy Lee]

No. Sea of Cortez. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

No. Cortez Kennedy, Defensive lineman for the Seattle Seahawks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He was big in the shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you. Why do you people think I. I tell you facts when I never have, and you always look at me like,

[Tom Griswold]

oh, that really is not called the Cortez?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that. It is called the Cortez, but it's not named after Cortez Kennedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's it named after?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. They probably. Are you going to look it up now? I mean, why are you asking me when you're going to look it up? Some would say that's insulting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't there wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I can't think of a.

[Christy Lee]

Some would say they don't really have any interest in.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't Cortez the guy that shot all the people in the Aztec Empire or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's a song about.

[Chick McGee]

He had something to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

Neil Young. Had a song called Cortez the Killer. I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

The Incas, or.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would they name a shoe after a guy that was responsible for.

[Chick McGee]

How did they get away with naming a shoe Air Force One after the plane? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

There wasn't a shoe called the Hitler or the Pol Pot.

[Christy Lee]

All right,

[Tom Griswold]

maybe there's another Cortez.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea another Cortez.

[Chick McGee]

This was going to go this way. But, you know, is that happy St. Patrick?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a fancy, expensive shoe?

[Chick McGee]

No, not so much. It's an entry level price.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, around 100 bucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Entry.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the. Aren't some of these Air Jordans worth thousands and thousands of dollars?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, if you want to get into those. I've never. Never had those. Never cared for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that's. So you have a nice green stripe on your shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's exactly right. Okay, well, that's all I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very good, Pat. Only thing you have green is a recent discharge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How's that coming?

[Pat Godwin]

Itching, the burning, you know, take the medicine, you wait. You wait it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you refer to it as the nail in street lingo?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Marlon Brando and Last Tango in Paris.

[Chick McGee]

Does he say that? I've never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than I believe he says he caught the nail in Cuba.

[Chick McGee]

I don't really.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know if you saw your thumbnail from this week from you going through the hood, but in the background, there was a bar called the Rusty Nail, and I have that in there just for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. And then isn't there a sex term known as the rusty trombone?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Why don't you look that up while you got your Google out? I just want to hear you read it. Really? And then you mumble, oh, dear.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You have no idea what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. Why would I know what that means?

[Chick McGee]

And when you find out what it is, you'll go, I can't believe I said that on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Tom is looking up the slang term rusty.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a rough one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it said it's considered to be used as a shock humor in adult conversations.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. A lot of people think that these sex terms don't exist. Like the blumpkin or the chili dog. The rusty trombone. The Cleveland steamer, one of our famous ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

That's an oh, dear one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is. It is, as described here, explicit and crude.

[Chick McGee]

Get your red wings. That's another term.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a lot of it. This sounds like you could pull a muscle doing the rusty trombone. Among other things. Well, we'll just move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Sex is for one thing. Procreation. Correct. Making babies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course, yes. And happy St. Patrick's Day. Christy, where's your green?

[Christy Lee]

My necklace.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Well now, talk about that being blue.

[Christy Lee]

That's green. Blue. It's green. Turquoise. It's all I had. I don't have any. I look for a green shirt. I have nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Did you go Andy? I don't have any green shirt.

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Help me. Help me, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had a story I found fascinating. You guys kind of poo pooed it. The post office does lots of cool commemorative stamps. And Pat, do you remember the stamp that I thought was so neat at

[Chick McGee]

the record show Judge?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

I think I rubbing his head.

[Christy Lee]

I'm signed Christy's Low Riders, dear.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the low.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I remember lowriders on the stamps. Tom thought that was fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a nice tribute though.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think they would have done the really cool painted up ones? Not just the, they're not the really fancy. Some of those lowriders are works of art.

[Chick McGee]

If you got a lowrider put flames on the side.

[Christy Lee]

They do. I mean if you go to the Peterson Museum, there's a whole exhibit and they're amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Peterson basis for Cheap Trick.

[Christy Lee]

What Peterson Museum in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the this is from the United States Postal Service. They just have rolled out these. They're forever stamps.

[Christy Lee]

Most of them are Chevy Impalas.

[Tom Griswold]

And these are classic five classic lowriders with names like Let the Good Times Roll. Also known as Soy Como Soy. A blue 46 Chevrolet fleet line. A 58 Chevrolet Impala. I believe you mean Chevy known as the eight. This it's honoring a specific part of Chicano culture. I think it's cool. 78 cent stamps by the way. You can get it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they're forever stamped. So if you buy them now, you

[Pat Godwin]

bomb now they're forever.

[Chick McGee]

And your Reasoning on a 78 cent stamp? Didn't you tell the post office to do something get it over with.

[Tom Griswold]

Why they say they should charge me every year you hear the post office is losing money for some reason to charge more for the stamps. I don't understand. And they there's some ridiculous thing they have to have Congress do backflips or something. I don't know. I think they should silly to me

[Chick McGee]

change the uniforms because he's the postmaster general. Really, really military.

[Christy Lee]

Don't give him any more ideas.

[Chick McGee]

You know like a cap and a dress blues and the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What I think they should do is take those post office vehicles and in honor of this have a couple of them turned into lowriders first of all, you know the mail was coming when you heard that.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. Don't they have horns?

[Pat Godwin]

I like the horn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A cucaracha.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of old school, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

There's not the contemporary ones. Are they playing some kind of Chicano hip hop? You could hear your mail coming for miles.

[Chick McGee]

Everything old's new again, honey. Mails here.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's kind of cool. I think this is. I'm gonna get a bunch of these for next year's. Next year's Christmas card.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Griswold family.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure that'll go over well.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture of a nice lowrider. And of course, there's that great song.

[Christy Lee]

Knows every street.

[Tom Griswold]

These guys have got the beat, huh? Don't you love that song? With Eric Burton in that band War?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Spill the wine.

[Chick McGee]

I was walking through.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great one. Coming up in sports, you've got news about men's college basketball.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. World Baseball Classic. The final is set. The United States is. The United States is going to be in the championship game tonight against Venezuela. They beat Italy last night. And other sports, including. How do I watch the playing games from the University of Dayton arena tonight? Well, I Hope you have TruTV. They always do this and they've never changed it. So I guess everyone knows what to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Right now, if you don't know what to do because you've got an enormous amount of credit card debt, I've got a little bit of a tip here for you. If you've taken a look at that credit card in the fine print there, you may notice that once you build up a lot of debt, they're probably charging you more than 20% interest on that. So it gets to the point where you're kind of underwater, and each paycheck now is going just to pay off the interest on that debt. American financing has an idea for you. If you are a homeowner, a lot of houses in the United States, in fact, most of them, have practically doubled in value in the last several years. So you may have a lot more equity in that house than you think. So it's certainly worth checking into, because one of the things you could do is pay off that credit card debt that you're paying that huge interest rate on by taking advantage of the equity we have in the equity you have in your house by doing a refi. That's what American financing is all about. They can help you out. They've sent me some numbers here. Some of the average things happening right now. Average savings of about 800 bucks a month on a refi and if you start today, you could even delay two mortgage payments depending on your circumstance. So see what's going on. Give them a call. See if they can help you out. American financing.net you can even call them 866-889-2611 or just go online. American financing.net bobandtom check out the equity in your house and see if you can wipe out that high interest debt. NMLS182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom did you know? Fast Growing Trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over 2 million happy customers. They have all the plants your yard or home needs, including fruit trees, privacy trees, shrubs and houseplants, all grown with care and guaranteed to arrive healthy.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's all ready for a song today, Tom. He's all ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a Request first. But yeah, perfect.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick. A couple of quick things before we get to the action here in the world of sports. As you mentioned, we have a little bit of March Madness up and running, in particular men's college basketball. We're highlighting that because we got a little thing going on with orange insoles. Orangeinsouls.com that's right. Do some good stuff for your feet. Also, perhaps when a very cool big screen TV or maybe a million bucks, it's your bracket. Fill it out, get that done quickly. It's, it's fun, it's easy. Just go to bobandtom.com contest while you're there. You may notice we have got things new and improved, as they used to say about laundry detergent. We got a great new looking, a new look on the Bob and Tom website. Also, we've got some new stuff on the VIP website. You might want to join up. And also a great new. The app is completely redone. So we're getting stuff together. Get a chance today. Give it a, give it a look. Also real quick, we are going to be doing a special broadcast. We love doing this. We will be technically in the Commonwealth of Kentucky right there by the Ohio river, celebrating the Cincinnati Reds and their entry into Major League Baseball with the home opener Thursday, March 26.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, true. Major League Baseball opener in Cincinnati, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

The way history said it should.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right. Not in Portugal or wherever the hell they're, whatever the hell they're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

International. We'll be at Smoke justice again.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And you get there early. We hope to see you there.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'll play pay my bar tab this time. I think I left it hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is Ms. Hooker going to come? Remember last time there was an incident with Ms. Hooker and one of the ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a near, near horizontal mambo right there in the bar.

[Chick McGee]

Who's to say there wasn't?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Our broadcast brought to you by Lee's Famous Recipe chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Yum.

[Tom Griswold]

Very excited about that. And try their pot pie.

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

We were actually talking about the air off the air this morning. We were discussing how delightful the least famous recipe chicken pot pies are not to be missed. Where was I going with this? Oh, I, the reason I'm bringing this up, we just designed a T shirt last week and I Just think it's really cool. It's in honor of opening day and in honor of our friends at the Fox in Cincinnati. Oh, there it is. We got it up on the screen.

[Christy Lee]

So we get two options.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you have a couple of options, but the important thing is the money from these shirts is going to go to a great charity called Brave Gowns. And what they do is they make little superhero costumes for kids that are in the hospital. And the hospital in Cincinnati, a good friend of mine, their daughter, was saved by the brilliant physicians and nurses and staff at that hospital. And so it's the least we can do. But we have it set up so you could. If you want to make a direct donation to Brave Gowns, you can. Or you can buy one of the shirts. And I believe we have them up and running today.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we'll have someone. We get there on. On coming up in a couple weeks, but just a cool charity, and I wouldn't ask you to donate if you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Could I buy one to wear on that day of the show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. They have gone to press, as they say, and there's an obscure fact on the shirt. Do you want me to say what it is or let people figure out

[Christy Lee]

this is what happens when you sit in an infusion for three hours?

[Chick McGee]

I can tell them what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. I designed this while sitting in a clinic with a needle in my arm.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what we're dealing with. The last time this happened, he. You put a. You hit a Prozac pill on one of the albums.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

I forget what.

[Chick McGee]

I forget which one it.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't that the circus one?

[Chick McGee]

No. He and Bob are sitting in some sort of recliner. I want to say an old folks home, but that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was you. That was the album called you guys Rock or in Rocking Chair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the T shirt for the Reds home opener has the latitude and longitude on the home plate in. In Cincinnati. He thought that was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. Cool and amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, also conversation starter. People look up to you and go, what's right?

[Tom Griswold]

Also has the elevation.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, what's the elevation?

[Chick McGee]

Like 79ft or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. It's on the shirt. It's like 347 or something.

[Chick McGee]

That seems high. What if you got. What if you got the line?

[Tom Griswold]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

What is latitude, longitude? What if you got that wrong? You got to reprint them? What if there's a mistake?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, then it would just be the latitude and longitude. It might be of smoke. Justice in Covington, Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

I relied on. I was. As you know, I told you, I was sitting at a clinic getting an infusion that day. It's a minor skin thing. I have to do it every month. But the point is, it's a cool shirt.

[Chick McGee]

About the lady who went into the bathroom and never came out.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in there for half an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we determine. I. At what point should I have called a nurse and said, I think someone may have died in your bed?

[Chick McGee]

I think we landed on 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's too short.

[Tom Griswold]

Too soon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 15 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was stuck in a chair and this lady. I wanted to go to the. There's only the one bathroom right there in that big room full of people getting confused.

[Chick McGee]

This is like your car breaking down in front of a repair place. If she did pass out or. So she's in the right place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe she fainted in the restroom of the hospital. They'd rush in and help her.

[Tom Griswold]

But I was about to ask if there was another bathroom somewhere in the facility. I'm sure there was, but see, I've got that pole with the. With the bag.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, the stick. You know what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

The stick with the IV bag hanging in from it.

[Chick McGee]

The stick.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you're getting an iv, little tip for you.

[Chick McGee]

Get somebody who knows what they're doing to start the iv.

[Tom Griswold]

That helps. Don't pinch off the hose with one with. When your recliner chair goes back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was wondering why I was there an extra hour in any event. So you think after 10 minutes I should have told the nurse, hey, there's someone in that bathroom. I want to make sure they're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably 10 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they've got all the. I think in all the hospitals, they have that little string you can pull if you have trouble or something. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if there's one in there because this isn't a hospital. It's just. It's just a clinic. But. Oh, yeah, I didn't say anything and I.

[Chick McGee]

Were you in there for some sort of sexually transmitted disease and you're trying to cover it up? Is that what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

I had the nail.

[Tom Griswold]

Tertiary syphilis of the eye? No, it's a skin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's awful. You get in the eye, it's a skin thing.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, it seeps and maybe 15 minutes. Then you say, hey, nurse, I check on the person in there and as

[Chick McGee]

often as the case in these questions you ask us. You've already made up your mind. Why are you including us in the conversation?

[Christy Lee]

But you didn't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't do anything.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I waited half an hour for her to come out.

[Christy Lee]

And then what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

And some other lady went in there. And now. Then I was still holding it. I had to pinch it off, practically.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't they have one of those little. Weren't you in line pictures you could go in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, you know, it's an open room with 10 people getting infusions for various medical issues.

[Chick McGee]

They call that little handheld thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They call it the urinal. And I do. I told the nurse last I said, I've seen urinals. This is. This is a pitcher with a spout on it. It's. It's a piss jug is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That was editor's note. That was. That was Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't have said it any better myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure if you. You got the pissed.

[Chick McGee]

Young lady and we've. There's nothing more difficult for a human being to do than laying on your back trying to urinate. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, except for children.

[Chick McGee]

Potty train.

[Tom Griswold]

For those of you that have ever had a son, you put him on the changing table and every once in a while, you get it right in the face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, once again, isn't that the rusty trombone? You get it right in the face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's one of these vulgar terms. The point of my bringing this up I thought would take one minute that's taken. It looks like a solid 10 is thanks a to Lee's famous recipe chicken. Thanks also to the Cincinnati Reds. Thanks to Smoke justice in Covington. We hope to see you Thursday morning, March 26th.

[Chick McGee]

And the fox, they're sly. Yeah, they are sly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. It's a fun shirt. And it's a great, great cause. Benefiting a really fun. It's a very small charity, but they make. Like I said, they make little superhero costumes for kids that are in the hospital. And if you've ever had a kid in the hospital, it's terrible. And. But this, it really does cheer them up a little bit if you've seen the reaction. So it's a fun charity. I would never ask you to donate to something I wouldn't donate to. So if you want to, great. If you don't, that's okay, too.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

and I want to congratulate the sleep number people. They have now convinced my largest dog that he needs to sleep in my bed every night.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my dogs, too. And I love it because my dogs will get in the bed before I do. And you can hear the bed go. Because the two of them together weigh about what I weigh. So it thinks I'm in bed.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hilarious. Yeah. Now you got a letter over there, mister.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob Top Show. Good morning, my favorite crew. It's your resident happily married gay trucker Zach from Norwalk, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

That's how he starts his life.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot going on there.

[Chick McGee]

You guys read my letter on the air about the lethal penny farthings, which made my day was listening to your Friday podcast and the topic of alpacas came up.

[Tom Griswold]

Mm. These are the. These are the Shetland sheepdogs of the llama world, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're a little smaller than a llama.

[Tom Griswold]

And your dream is to have a farm with alpacas.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wish the listeners could have seen the look on Chick's face when he just looked at Christy after saying the word alpaca.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they sweet? Yeah, Creatures.

[Christy Lee]

They're very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these the ones that spit?

[Christy Lee]

Llamas will spit. I've never had an alpaca spit at me, but maybe they do.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to see a chinchilla ride in alpaca? Yeah, that'd be neat.

[Christy Lee]

That would be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they related to camels?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're the same. I don't know, family camels. Alpaca.

[Christy Lee]

They're dromedaries. I don't think they.

[Chick McGee]

Wildebeest.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I give you the camel botox story?

[Christy Lee]

We've done that before, but I don't know if I have it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll dig it up.

[Chick McGee]

Are camels trying to look younger?

[Pat Godwin]

There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, they have that camel beauty pageant and they have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they have camel racing that literally millions of dollars are spent on these camels.

[Chick McGee]

And the camels wear, like, suits.

[Tom Griswold]

The camels are wearing these rubber suits.

[Chick McGee]

Lycra suits. Or they look like track stars.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie. I'll dig it up. Don't. You don't have to fight. Yeah, There was A thing just last week about camels and Botox. I'm sorry. Back to our letter.

[Chick McGee]

Alpacas, he said, jogged a memory I had with my younger brother named Josh. We had a boss that told my brother that alpacas are just the giraffes of the sheep world. So there you go, Christine. Now, that's all you'll think about when you see an alpaca.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of correct because, you know, they use alpaca for their wool just like they do for a sheep.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think this was a neck reference.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

And giraffes. Next is too long, stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think I am?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know that alpacas technically are related to the brontosaurus. They got that long neck thing going. Do you ever watch the Flintstones?

[Christy Lee]

Let's not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's totally accurate.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not let this opportunity go by. Christie's question was, how stupid do we think she is?

[Christy Lee]

So now, I have sat in here for almost 40 years. So that's something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'll. You'll go stupid. That's possible. I can tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

I was a Hoosier scholar.

[Tom Griswold]

Alpacas, do you shear them like you do a sheep?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So then after you've taken their fur off, do they look really skilled? Silly.

[Christy Lee]

And, yeah, they look real skinny. And they don't have any hair. Just like when you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they self. Are they self conscious about it if they walk around going, what the hell?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe anybody else think that when they shared the sheep, they also killed it?

[Christy Lee]

You thought that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, like till last week. Oh, wow. I wonder where are all these sheep coming from? Turns out they, you know, it grows right back. One sheep can five or six sweaters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Before they kill it. Dear Bob, a top show.

[Christy Lee]

Cashmere's come from goat.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

A goat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love cashmere. I want to be wrapped in cashmere. Not sure if you're allowed to read this on the air. There's a teeny, tiny cuss word. I was at the Kroger yesterday morning. And that is how we refer to it, the Kroger. I push my cart to the cart corral. I pass a middle aged man doing the same. Snow squalls swirling around us. I said to him, looks like winter's not done with us yet. And he mumbled back, G.D. groundhog. It made my day. That's James from Cincinnati. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, here it is. A camel beauty contest in Oman has been Rocked by man has been rocked by controversy after 20 animals were disqualified for, quote, cosmetic enhancements. According to the Times of India, veterinary teams inspected the festival's contestants and discovered several camels had been given Botox, various lip fillers, silicone reshaping.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to this.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Artificial hump inflation. This is like. This is the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Filler in their house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is the same thing that you read about these ladies in Miami that, you know, get their butts, you know, filled with tire.

[Christy Lee]

Remember that one lady fix a flat?

[Tom Griswold]

It was fix a flat and they almost killed her. Under festival rules, camels, the modification is will trigger disqualification. The beauty contest is only supposed to reward natural form and lineage only. So.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Even in the world of camel beauty pageants, they are using. Using Botox and I was wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Alpacas are closely related to camels.

[Chick McGee]

Closely, yes.

[Christy Lee]

They share a similar ancestry.

[Chick McGee]

Can they. Is it called a cow. Cowpacker. If they have a baby or an animal?

[Christy Lee]

The camel day family. Camelids. Yeah. Llamas. Boy, there are some words here I've never seen.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you.

[Christy Lee]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have a. A camel and you want to enhance the size of. Of the hump, would that be a hump chop? Yeah, you're filling it with. Filling it with whatever stuff, I guess. Well, time now to check in with our car girl. She happens to be Christy Lee, and she happens to be driving her Hyundai today. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In snow mode. Thanks a lot. Get into the Hyundai getaway sales event. They're having deals right now that you're going to love. That's right. On some of their most popular models. Like, you need a new suv, Check out the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. And of course, my favorite, the Tucson. I happen to have the Tucson hybrid, which I highly recommend. And then there's the bold and stylish sedan. It's called the Elantra, or Elantra, however you pronounce it. And if you want to go all electric, you'll want to look into the Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event, and it's going on right now. So you want to get down to your local Hyundai dealer, you're going to find a deal you'll love. And it's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com.

[Tom Griswold]

thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have sporting news. We have more of your letters brought

[Chick McGee]

to you by sleep number Sports, not sporting news.

[Tom Griswold]

No it's news about the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Sporting News makes it sound like guys wearing all white playing tennis. Sporting news.

[Christy Lee]

He wants it to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Here's Bill. Big Bill Tilden. How he did he would have enjoyed

[Tom Griswold]

your truck driver friend. We are once again in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the News Center.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very centered.

[Chick McGee]

I think I like that sweater. What do you think, Tom? You like that sweater?

[Christy Lee]

It's very jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

It's very Dave Starsky from Tucson.

[Christy Lee]

That's my Tucson look.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, Starsky would wear sweaters like that.

[Tom Griswold]

It is kind of a indigenous people's tattoo.

[Chick McGee]

Like I was going to say. A Southwest design came from Tucson.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Great little boutique in the Southwest. It wasn't some turquoise wearing hippie. It's based on the brilliant designs of

[Chick McGee]

the indigenous peoples of the Southwest. She's wearing turquoise around her neck right now.

[Christy Lee]

I am a turquoise wearing hippie.

[Tom Griswold]

You Holden?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You Holden? Hi, Pat. How are you? You got that song ready, buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

I got songs ready.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, okay. All right. There's Jeff Oskay, Josh under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking off the air about Dave Matthews Band and of course Dave's going on the big tour this summer. He always does and brings out the band. A great party. But Pat, I know that you're getting ready to do some live shows.

[Chick McGee]

That guitar is on, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

And you do a fine impression of Dave Matthews favorite. I just love.

[Pat Godwin]

Something breakfast, Central heating. Yeah, I think it goes something time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dave Matthews for central eating at breakfast. You make some very crazy sounds. It's like Red Skelton back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

May God bless. I like that doggy song. Another doggy song. What would you say? Or something? What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What would you say? That is a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

Crash into me. Lift up your dress, whatever that is.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea what he's singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee, sir, is a fan of the. The junior llamas, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

The alpacas.

[Tom Griswold]

The alpacas.

[Christy Lee]

I have alpaca fur outside for the birds to make their nests with.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very thoughtful.

[Christy Lee]

So far they haven't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man. I doubt they could find anything in nature that would. You know what they're using for a nest?

[Christy Lee]

You know what they're using, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

My sticks and leaves.

[Christy Lee]

No, the planter boxes with all that. You know, the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you return to nature. Your goal is to have a farm with alpaca on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'll never get it.

[Chick McGee]

And I'd like to get the ball rolling. I'll donate a hundred dollars for you to move to a farm.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

Are you in?

[Christy Lee]

We are never moving again. I've been told umpteen.

[Tom Griswold]

So we had a story that led to a discussion of camels.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a new story about the camel beauty contest. And you said you found the winner.

[Chick McGee]

I. I do. I believe his name is Massacata. That is M A S S A K A T A. It's a white camel owned by Welshman Shafiq Khan. Won the recent beauty pageant King Abdul Aziz Camel Festival in Saudi.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a girl or a boy camel?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Lady camel, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, there was controversy because there were. 20 animals were disqualified according to the Times of India because they were given Botox, lip filler, silicone reshaping, quote, unquote, artificial hump inflation.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the eyelashes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sounds like this be a bad angle. I have definitely seen sexier camels than that.

[Christy Lee]

Have you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

This camel was honored for its long neck and white coat, competing against hundreds of other camels. Who are the judges with English owned entries? Rolex.

[Christy Lee]

Do they make them run around the circle like they do at Westminster?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they do.

[Chick McGee]

And Jathaba. Rolex was second. Jathaba coming at third place. So if you're.

[Tom Griswold]

This must be an old photograph because they're all wearing white. So it must be before Labor Day in Oman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to see these camels do the agility course. I want them go through the tunnel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, those are. Those are great videos, those dogs going through those holy Hell.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, that controversy in the world of camel. But this is to be distinguished from the camel races where there are quite millions of dollars at stake.

[Chick McGee]

And they're dressed up in the camel races. They're wearing very tight fitting tracksuits.

[Jeff Oskay]

Goggles.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have goggles.

[Tom Griswold]

But they look like rubber suits.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like swimmers used to wear.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember those? But you can tell the camels have the fake humps because they have big nipples on them.

[Chick McGee]

So does that. Is that an indicator for fake boobs?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just guessing.

[Christy Lee]

He's making that up. He has no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about camels.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob. Dear Bob and top show. Hello, kids. Oh, that's nice. This is John from Moiaka. I witnessed the house that The Griswolds Co. Built for the puppy dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is the doghouse. Over the weekend, my 10 year old and one of her friends and I built a little dog house based on their specs.

[Chick McGee]

It certainly doesn't necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably not in code. Where is it today?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's still in the house, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

It is, yeah. We're going to take it back outside. Just check local listings. I want to put a few more wood screws in it before it gets wet.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

The dog has to think first laid eyes on his new doghouse. Wait, I was sleeping in a beautiful home and now I have to bed in this low cost housing. Oh, and then it goes. Pat, you have a song for us. That's John.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

John the dog. One of the dogs went right into it. He loved it.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't look like he loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice little shelter. Had a couple treats in there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the treats.

[Tom Griswold]

Water bowl, his dog bowl. He was very happy in there. Pat, are you going to do an iris? What have you got the capo up here? Just talk while I. It's St. Patrick's Day. I'll remind you right now to go to bob&tom.com the Mayhem Bracket contest is up and running courtesy of Orange Insoles. And check out what they got going on at Orange Insoles right now. And to get into the Contest go to bobandom.com contest. You could win yourself a million bucks. Also, while Pat gets tuned over that, I'll remind you once again, thanks to Lee's famous recipe chicken, we're going to be celebrating the opening day of the Cincinnati Reds coming up Thursday, March 26th. And I'd like to remind you we'll be live in person. Excuse me. At Smoke justice, which is in Covington. It's a great spot. We were there last year. We'll have a lot of fun. Hope to see you there. And also we have a special T shirt that's going to benefit an organization called Brave Gowns. They make little superhero suits for kids in the hospital. So it's a real positive, fun thing. And we have actually got the pictures of the T shirts Posted today@bob&tom.com so there you can actually buy them online and we'll bring a bunch of them down there. And once again, the money is going to help out some little kids dress up like superheroes while they're stuck in the hospital. And we're all hoping they get out soon. But, Patty, you got yourself in tune over there.

[Pat Godwin]

You spend half your life tuning the other half playing out of tune.

[Chick McGee]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

You smoking pot? What's going on over there?

[Pat Godwin]

I will. Little song for today. I'm not wearing any green. I never wear any green on St. Patrick's Day because I'm a Patrick, and it's kind of a tradition for me. And here we go. Here we go. I'm Patty G. Patrick. My mother calls me and it's March 17th. It's bad luck not to wear green. Oh, I went to stop my car, didn't get too far? Squirrel chewed the wire nailing my front tire? No, it ain't Patrick's Day on St. Patrick, Patrick's Day Things aren't going my way no, it ain't Patrick's Day Got served by the IRS Dumped in a text lump in my sack, not so good? Cause I'm a hypochondriac? Got drunk and I don't drink Got in a fight, spent the night in the clink? Oh, they think I ruptured my spleen? Oh, man, I should have worn green or it ain't Patrick's day? Old musta forgot to pray Things aren't going my way no, it ain't Patrick's day My son's pronouns changed again. I don't know how, why, or when I'm supportive. What's the dad to do? They move back and they're 42. It ain't Patrick's Day on St. Patrick's Day just found out my wife is gay. Oh, it ain't Patrick's day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

What a wonderful song. It ain't Patrick's Day on St Patrick's

[Tom Griswold]

Day we'll have a little bit of St Patrick history for you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

A very small amount, I can assure you. Coming up when we get to today history. Big St. Patrick's Day celebration, of course, in Savannah, Georgia.

[Christy Lee]

Biggest place. That's the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's huge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the first St. Patrick's Day, I want to say was somewhere in Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

First St. Patrick's Day parade. Oh, famously. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like St. Augustine or something.

[Chick McGee]

Did a president indicate it was a holiday? Some. At some point.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably at some point.

[Chick McGee]

Thanksgiving or.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, the first one was in Florida. But the big one, the big St. Augustine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In 1601. Whoa. Wow. March 17th, 1601, how many people were there in the Spanish colony of St. Augustine, Florida. Yeah. Organized by the colonies. Irish vicar Ricardo Artur.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Ponce was there. He had to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

So they had booze in 1601.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Wasn't he St. August?

[Tom Griswold]

I always liked the, the Donald Duck version of that. Ponce de Lune. Did you ever see that?

[Chick McGee]

That was a good one. I will give you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Little nephews or with Donald.

[Chick McGee]

That's all coming up next to the scarlet pumpernickel.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in the news, we have a survey about pubic hair that's kind of interesting. And a warning about something that's floating around out there called nuclear Viagra.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't want to give you too many details, but the story does have the word exploding penis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. Yeah, honest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a one of those underground ideas that probably is something you want to avoid. We'll give you some details from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find us on X obandtom

[Chick McGee]

or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com

[Pat Godwin]

an all new season of

[Tom Griswold]

the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney. Mom talk has just been blowing up.

[Christy Lee]

Whitney and Jen are on Dancing with the Stars. Taylor is a bachelorette. Saying that out loud. Loud is crazy. Like that is huge.

[Chick McGee]

But all the cool opportunities could pull us apart.

[Christy Lee]

It's causing issues in everyone's marriage.

[Tom Griswold]

My whole world is falling apart right now.

[Christy Lee]

It's chaos.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch the Hulu original series, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney plus for bonus subscribers.

[Chick McGee]

Terms apply.

[Tom Griswold]

She might get sapped.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee in her swell sweater.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Got to get a picture of that up on the socials. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's the one, the only, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Chick. And we're at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. And when I say we, I mean me and all my personalities. And here's Tom. Hello. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to decide if I can read this letter. Okay, Give me just a second to review.

[Christy Lee]

I have to say, Ace, you're wearing a Notre Dame hat, but it's not green. Was that your. The Irish?

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it's not green.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I will side with Ace on this.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna take that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Notre Dame. The Fighting Irish.

[Christy Lee]

I know they're the Fighting Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just went to the bathroom. I don't think this green shirt of mine really is green.

[Christy Lee]

I said that. It's a blue green.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a teal. But you said. You said that other shirt you had was red, and it wasn't red.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. This is kind of. I don't. This is the closest thing I had to green.

[Chick McGee]

That's more green than your red shirt was red.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, So a bit.

[Christy Lee]

It looks nice on you. That's a good color.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Looks okay. And now, Chick, I've got a musical accompaniment to your shoes. Do you want to show them to us again? That's. That's your green over there. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I have a pair of Nike Cortez on with a green swoosh. Jesus. Yeah, yeah, we enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Christy.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's Neil Young

[Tom Griswold]

looking for the new world. This is.

[Chick McGee]

All right. You made your point. Wrap it up.

[Tom Griswold]

A great Neil Young album called Zuma. That's Cortez the Killer.

[Christy Lee]

There was a great Neil Young album. I missed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, come on now.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

I've always said Russ never sleeps. Neil sure can write a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's the greatest.

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't care. Give me the hate mail. I'm not a Neil Young fan.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. He's a real, very nice guy, too.

[Christy Lee]

He is.

[Chick McGee]

David Crosby's exactly like that, only the exact opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't want to say to Neil, do you ever feel like punching David Crosby when he gets up on stage and starts talking about conspiracy theories? That's a terrific album from Neil. But your shoes are called the Cortez.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Nike Cortez seems like an odd choice.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't know what decimated the Aztecs. Would it be. Would you do it? Would you do a shoe? Hey, the New Nike Pole Pot.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't. I don't know, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing better to wear in the Killing Fields than the new Nike Pole pot? No. Anybody cracked open a book?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. You know, I normally really don't laugh at the Killing Fields hunk that you do. That's just me, though.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, apparently the Nike Cortez was named after Herman Cortez, the Spanish conquistador who conquered the Aztecs as a direct response to a legal challenge for Adidas. Or Adidas originally named the aztec for the 1968 Mexico Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

There you have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Still in poor taste.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what? I'll tell Nike that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know where the Puma Hitler. I'm just saying there are certain people you don't glorify.

[Chick McGee]

You know, maybe that was why Nike folded and you don't hear about them anymore.

[Christy Lee]

It could be. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. That didn't happen. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that their market share is diminished substantially.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Is that what you understand and you can get it backed up on the Internet?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't wear.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Because of the Cortez?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a logical and yet incorrect answer. No, I just. Not too. I find them too narrow for a lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

Find them too, for my feet. That's correct, actually. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to do better.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't particularly care to wear athletic shoes during the day. During the day?

[Christy Lee]

Since when?

[Chick McGee]

You used to always wear them at the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I went.

[Chick McGee]

You wear brogans at the gym? Is that what you do?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. During the day, walking around the streets, I like to wear leather shoes like a gentleman.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So what are you going to do in the summer? You're going to wear those leather ski boots the whole year?

[Tom Griswold]

They're not ski boots. They're. I have some modified versions of these I found. They're more like shoe shoes. Just move forward here. What's happening in the world of sports?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Roaring in my head.

[Christy Lee]

Sneakers forever. Those O2s or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, he. He had sneakers.

[Christy Lee]

He had sneakers on cloud.

[Chick McGee]

He wore. He wore black underwear.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He denies all of this.

[Pat Godwin]

Now he's an on cloud denier.

[Tom Griswold]

I always wear black underwear.

[Chick McGee]

You just said loud. You are white tighty whities is what you wear.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

I can't keep up with you.

[Christy Lee]

You wore the. What you said you wore were the bike short ones.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Boxer.

[Christy Lee]

Boxer briefs that you swear you never wore.

[Tom Griswold]

They're black. You want to see them?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I Don't. And I don't think that's what you said the last time we talked about underwear, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I always wear black.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Okay, I stand corrected. Go ahead. You have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

I. This may require a substantial editing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a letter?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're going to do it now while I'm reading a letter. Thank you for your attention. Hello, Bob and Tom show. I was just listening the other day, and you were asking, what are Green Lanterns powers?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You remember this? Huh? I thought I would take a moment to explain. This is from Justin in Kentucky. The Green Lanterns are essentially intergalactic space cops. There are many Green Lanterns. Power Ring transforms the wearers of willpower, Willpower and imagination into green energy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't believe he wasn't more popular.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm telling you, there's another two paragraphs that I chosen not to read.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Even as a kid, I didn't. I didn't buy into Greenland.

[Jeff Oskay]

No one did.

[Chick McGee]

They're the Green Lanterns.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wasn't really a big Justice League fan. I like the solo stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow Lanterns. Oh, really? See, I think kids in general like it when. That. When superheroes team up. A special appearance by such and such. And Spider Man. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Although Tom likes to be by himself, we all know that.

[Jeff Oskay]

As a youth, I never understood the Wonder Twins. They're like, oh, bucket of water. And then the other one would, like, throw the bucket of water on somebody. Like, it was like the.

[Chick McGee]

And they touched rings. Oh, yeah, the Wonder Twins.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's Superman. Horrible at a logical storyline. Oh, yeah, Kryptonite.

[Chick McGee]

Logical clock.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Clark can't scrape the skies.

[Chick McGee]

That was a logical.

[Christy Lee]

In his mind.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so his home planet blew up and his parents sent him here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, in a rocket.

[Chick McGee]

Flies in a rocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Very logical.

[Chick McGee]

That's logic.

[Christy Lee]

And he landed in a farm field and some people found him.

[Tom Griswold]

The Kents.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, this is logical.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? When I hear it, I was a

[Tom Griswold]

little skeptical when he had the dog. Crypto, I gotta tell you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's the only reason in the rocket with him.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget the explanation.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how crypto got here.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he had a separate rocket for the dog. I don't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

But there's some logic behind it, though. It's very logical.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's the best part of the last Superman was crypto.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they brought crypto in, you know.

[Chick McGee]

There was no crypto, though. That was all AI or computer generated or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now this gets back to my dilemma. The Other day I was in a clinic getting this infusion. It's just a minor issue. I have a skin thing, nothing big, but I have to sit there for three plus hours with this thing in my hand, this iv, Right. Had to go to the bathroom because you're full of fluids and they have you drink a lot of. But some lady walked into the bathroom and she didn't come out for finally about 30 minutes, right? And I was wondering, should I have called? The nurse said this could be a problem in there. This is a letter from Megan. She writes, how long should you wait in case you think there might be a dead person in the bathroom? When I was 17, I worked at a tanning salon. There were 10 beds. I was there by myself. It was close to closing time. One of our regulars came into tan. He was an older gentleman, so hot. He told me had to go to the bathroom. 20 minutes went by. Finally I mustered up the courage to walk back there to knock. No answer. Knocked again, no answer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

I attempted to open the door. It was locked. Like something was wedged between the door and the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

So I called 91 1. Come to find out, he had passed out, hit his head in the porcelain sink and was profusely bleeding from his head. In case you're wondering, they do leave all the blood for the 17 year old girl to clean up. Anyway, the answer is. How soon should you knock? 20 minutes. Guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say the guy, he's fine. Wherever.

[Chick McGee]

Wherever he may be. Wherever he may be, he's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, are you worried about passing out in the bathroom and bleeding?

[Pat Godwin]

I am now.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, but you know, should I have. After 20 minutes, should I have said to one of the nurses, you should check on.

[Chick McGee]

I say 10 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

I say 20.

[Tom Griswold]

10 minutes. She could be doing. She could be doing Wordle.

[Chick McGee]

You're thinking about it different. No one should be in a public bathroom longer than 10 minutes. Yeah, public bathroom, that's that.

[Christy Lee]

What if you're constant?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that should be underlined.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, then they can come back in

[Chick McGee]

20 minutes and they realize somebody is probably waiting on where they are. So let's pick it up, lady.

[Christy Lee]

I'm always worried that I'm taking too much time in a public bathroom, no matter how long.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't want to die in one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course not. Nobody wants to die in a public bathroom. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Hang on.

[Pat Godwin]

I would care.

[Chick McGee]

Let's hear them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Out.

[Chick McGee]

This is a good topic, Jeff. Where do you not Want to die?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've always said Tom's bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've always said hotel room. That would sound depressing. Yeah, but that's probably how it's gonna. Well, what do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? Where do you not want to die?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to die here on the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, I died about 20 minutes ago.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think Tom will pick this up. I got bad news for you. Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a thomasm that somebody wrote in about. Want to hear it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is from Dave. Dave. Dave is speaking to a co worker and he couldn't remember the the word accordion, so he said, you know the chess piano.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good, right? Thanks, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a line you'd use in high school. Hey, can none of I play the chess piano? Honk, honk. Oh, wait a minute. It turns out it's the horn section.

[Chick McGee]

What's the first set of boobs you touched? You remember the girl's name?

[Tom Griswold]

My mom. Thank you very much. Breastfeeding, you know, Sally, were you breastfed?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think we've ever covered.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not, actually, no.

[Chick McGee]

Because you and I more or less same. Well, the climate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the idiots, right? The culture in the 50s, very much. They discouraged women from breastfeeding, which was ridiculous, right? It was. I don't know what the logic was,

[Christy Lee]

but we turned it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it might have been the

[Jeff Oskay]

company wanted to make a lot of

[Tom Griswold]

the companies that were making the artificial formula. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So hair. Similac. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. We got to discuss our contest right now because March Madness games are starting.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. In the context of something we were discussing earlier, do you know what. What this is?

[Chick McGee]

That's something to do with my Nike Cortez's. I know that.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

He pronounces it Conquistador.

[Christy Lee]

Conquistador.

[Chick McGee]

Did he really?

[Pat Godwin]

He did.

[Chick McGee]

I've never noticed that neither. And I was aware of that song.

[Tom Griswold]

A great song by Proko Harem. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Brooker. Oh, great tune. You never heard that one?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love what's the songs. What's the hook?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's here.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of. Was a breachable hit, believe it or not.

[Christy Lee]

I remember singing.

[Ms. Pat]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How did this become a hit? Do they want want something after Wider Shade of Pale,

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes the hook.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember this much organ in the original.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little busy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. It's sounds like you produced it. Very, very weird lyric.

[Chick McGee]

More horns, more organ.

[Tom Griswold]

Very weird lyrics, but a great song. Speaking of Conquistador, why are we talking about that? Because Chick is wearing shoes named after the conquistador Cortez.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. So Nike, the company.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're green shoes.

[Chick McGee]

They have a green swoosh.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Really big show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There is Jeff Oskay. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Coming up later this morning, Ms. Pat. The one and only Ms. Pat. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee at the orangensouls.com sports desk. Once again, I'LL remind you. Be sure to enter our basketball Mayhem bracket competition. Just go to bobandtom.com contest. And it's the all new bobandtom.com. the boys spent a great deal of time polishing it up. It looks great. Got a brand new app. Check that out as well. It's free. Download that, baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did I ever tell you I won a bracket?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Back my junior year of high school. It cost $5, and it was ran by one of the kids in the hall.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I won. And I won, like, $490. Oh, my. Which, I mean, and I went home and I was ecstatic. I'm like, Look, I won $490 on the brick. And then I got grounded for two weeks for gambling because.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

As I was told, we ain't got gambling money.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Aren't you from a Catholic family? I was gonna say, isn't gambling. What is that, the eleventh commandment? Thou shalt.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it wasn't at a festival, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

It was a Monte Carlo night.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And this was a Catholic school the guy was running the gambling in, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did he let you keep the money at least?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Well, I had to put it in savings.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, 490 bucks in junior high is a million dollars.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I was a junior in high school. But it was the most money I had ever seen it at once, ever. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's great. This letter. Pat, I hope this is something you do. This is a request again. We've already put you on the spot. You've done a nice job so far. This comes to us from Across Lanes, West Virginia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I know where that is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a beautiful country. From David there. He goes by the name Stinkhammer.

[Chick McGee]

And that gives you a quick snapshot of Cross Lanes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stink hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what. Well, you know. So I'm not gonna speculate.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. There's only one thing.

[Pat Godwin]

You never heard that before?

[Chick McGee]

There's only one thing a stink hammer can be.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, heck, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've never heard that before.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Oh, I'm. I'm not hip to this.

[Chick McGee]

No, you got the stink hammer. You got the womb broom. You got. You know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. But does it go in the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's where it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

The one that's designed for. Or does it.

[Chick McGee]

No design.

[Christy Lee]

That's why it's called stink.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, it can go in. Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no need to speculate. There are ladies kind enough to write. I was watching an episode of mash.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When a Korean patient asked if anyone has found his mouth music referring to his harmonica. The reason I'm reading this letter, he goes, P.S. can Pat do his impression of his father? When Pat would be late getting home.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'd be late getting home.

[Chick McGee]

Be about midnight.

[Pat Godwin]

And my father. What have you been, boy? My dad is born here, but my grandparents were Irish, so he had like a Richard Burton kind of an accent.

[Christy Lee]

Did you think like that all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

All of the time. And your father was a distinguished actor, Director, professor of drama and theater.

[Chick McGee]

He was in wizard of Oz, wasn't he? Or one of those movies.

[Pat Godwin]

He was in the Molly McGuire.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he ever do anything comedy?

[Pat Godwin]

Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Strictly a drama.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he was a really, really good director. Not necessarily a great actor. My mom was a great actress, but he was a really a good director.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat, how many capes or cloaks did he own?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he famously had one purple one that he wore to a wedding. My. My cousin's wedding.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

You wore a cap cape.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not fly over that. Let's. Now, hat's dad wore a purple cape to a wedding? And not just any wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

In his.

[Pat Godwin]

In his defense, my mom had made costumes for a review our whole family did where we did a bunch of show tunes and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

You're kidding me. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm the oldest of six and we all did it with them. And she made purple bell bottom. So we all had. But he had the only cape. Mom made him a cape.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And he. But he wore this to a wedding. And mom and my mother was humiliated. And the photos exist. I worked up in. Up in Michigan and found my cousin was there. And she says she has the pictures. She's gonna send them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I gotta see this.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you don't. You don't want to distract from the bride at a wedding. You want to kind of be invisible and neutral.

[Chick McGee]

The rules to a wedding are all revolve around the bride. Whatever she wants, and don't do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

She wants to wear a purple cape. That's fine. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it like velvet?

[Pat Godwin]

It was a very deep, dark purple. I do remember that. In fact, the whole thing was purple. The pants, everything was Everything that he

[Christy Lee]

wore to the wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

To the wedding. Yeah. And it was part of a car costume. Yeah, but he's the only one who wore to a wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Stink Amber, for that request. We learned a lot there. Time now to check the scene. Chick likes to call sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Let's check the scene. The NCA Men's College Basketball Tournament gets underway tonight at beautiful UD arena there in Dayton, Ohio. Six these times Eastern 6:40. Tonight you've got UMBC. That's the University of Maryland, Baltimore county and Howard, both 16 seeds.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like UMBC? I ain't NBC.

[Christy Lee]

Could you not say that again?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you are.

[Chick McGee]

And we have to keep an eye on UMBC and stop saying it that way because they are the retrievers. And I, I thought any good American would think they're the golden retrievers. Oh, no, they're Chesapeake Bay retrievers, which is very nice dogs. The official state dog of Maryland. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the famous, is that the water dog?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, there's a Portuguese water dog,

[Christy Lee]

but they, but they are water dogs as well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think Chesapeake Bay was, would be a, be a hint. It's not Sahara Desert retriever. Chesapeake Bay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. There's a desert retriever.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure. You want a scorpion, you call. Hey, can you go get me a favorite scorpion song? And then tonight, these are on, these are on true TV, by the way. And you know me, I'm Mr. TV. I don't know how I, I, I don't know how to get to True TV because I have a, I don't want to say what TV service I have, but shoots out everything I want so I don't have to hunt and search for anything.

[Christy Lee]

Knows that you're not.

[Chick McGee]

It'll, when I go home tonight, it'll be all set for the NCAA basketball games will be ready and you just have to click on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so I don't have to hunt on UMBC tv.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I've decided that instead of stopping it, I'm going to encourage it. And then maybe someone will talk to you instead of yelling at me or

[Christy Lee]

we'll be unforced retirement.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, speaking of UMBC and the other stuff, we've got our basketball bracketology thing up and running courtesy of orange insoles. Go to bobandtom.com and check that out. While you're there, don't forget we got these special charity T shirts we just put on sale today to benefit a great outfit called Brave gowns. They make little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. It's a terrific organization. We'd like to help them out. And you can do that by buying a shirt. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Second game tonight, Texas and North Carolina State, both 11 seeds. And the interesting thing about this on Trutv as well. Brian Anderson, Dick Vital, Jenny Dell, of course on the sideline. And Charles Barkley will be doing that game. So that might prove to be Dicky V. Charles. And yeah, he's, he's hanging in there, but Charles, Charles Barkley might have a couple of words for Dick Vital, I'm hoping anyway. Ronald Acuna, Acuna Jr. Michael Garcia and Luis Arayez. Hit, run scoring, two out singles, seventh inning rally. Venezuela over Italy last night, four to two. And Venezuela is on to the World Baseball Classic championship game tonight, 8 o' clock Eastern against the United States of America in Miami.

[Tom Griswold]

From the NFL, winner gets the oil.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought they got their president back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wouldn't that be. Brought the president out at some point. Remember this guy, Senor Madero? Throw the gamer. Okay. The New York jets for some reason have agreed to trade their quarterback Justin Fields to the Kansas City Chiefs. They've got one called, it might be named Patrick Mahomes, a man. He's coming off an injury, of course, but the jets will receive a sixth round pick in 2027 for Fields and they'll pick up $7 million. It was guaranteed $10 million salary coming up for the season. This of course, pending a physical. And what did we learn with Max Crosby? Sometimes the physical does not. Maybe they'll take it all back like Max Frost. Got to keep an eye on it. Another marathon negotiating session between the WNBA and the players union did not end with a new collective bargaining agreement from New York city. For the seventh consecutive day, the two sides met for over 12 hours. They said there was progress being made, there was still work that needed to be done. When the sides ended discussion a couple of hours ago at 3:30am Eastern Daylight Time. How about.

[Christy Lee]

They're sleeping.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're. They're sound asleep. Also, the NBA has announced they might be moving a step closer to adding teams in Seattle. Come on. Sonics and Las Vegas next week when expansion will be again discussed by the league's board of governors. Two people with knowledge of the situation. Oh, Seattle and Las Vegas have the inside track expected at a vote on whether to go forward with those two cities as the targets for expansion takes place next week as well. We will see if that happens. All right. Bring basketball back to the Seattle area. Don't you miss. Don't you miss the Sonics? Seattle Supersonic.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Great name and sleep. Watts. A woman from Iowa has earned the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of spoons. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Handy. If you're a heroin addict, you can shoot up with a Different spoon every night.

[Christy Lee]

How many spoons does she have?

[Chick McGee]

Chick, that's your spoon hunk.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got the scoop.

[Chick McGee]

Camellia. Camellia Pole Pohl achieved a record with a total of 38,162 spoons.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's more spoons than Wilt Chamberlain had.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about hiding the lead. Her collection of spoons is on display at the Mississippi Spoon Gallery in Davenport.

[Tom Griswold]

Call for reservations. Hey, kids. Hey, kids. At spring break. Disney World. No. Fort Lauderdale. Nah, we're going to the Spoon Museum.

[Chick McGee]

Spoon Gallery, Mississippi Spoon Gallery in Davenport.

[Christy Lee]

Sit in Davenport, Mississippi.

[Chick McGee]

No. I guess Mississippi river is probably close by. If she used one spoon per day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to. I wanted to illustrate this so you could appreciate how many spoons it would

[Chick McGee]

take over 104 years to use for her to use each piece of cutlery in her collection.

[Christy Lee]

Does she have a. Never mind. I'm not even gonna.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Did she have a spoon? For what?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Is it a specific type of spoon or is it just any.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she's got all kinds of spoons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Chick McGee]

There they are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Surprisingly, her and her husband sleep in separate beds.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No, they do not spoon. Yeah. Oh, look.

[Jeff Oskay]

Almost smell that house from 50 states

[Chick McGee]

spoons on the map of the United States.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not lovely.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like my grandmother used to collect state spoons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did she?

[Jeff Oskay]

Was that, like a thing back in the day? She had one of those racks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was like a tiny little spoon from each state.

[Christy Lee]

Chick will remember this. Back in our day in high school, spoon rings were big. Do you remember that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Where they took, like, antique silver spoons and they would cut. Cut the end of it off, and then they'd bend it and make it into a. Into a ring. It was called a spoon ring. They were very.

[Pat Godwin]

Did your mom have a nice rack?

[Christy Lee]

That's. Yeah, she had nice. But. What are you talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

No spoon rack.

[Christy Lee]

She did not have a spoon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you didn't mean her.

[Christy Lee]

My mom had nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she ever.

[Christy Lee]

Did she have legs?

[Tom Griswold]

One of those spoon rings? Sorry. Let's just move forward here. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that is. That completes our sports broadcast news coming up next.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we got the new Bob and Tom app and the new Bob and Tom website. It's all cleaner, simpler, faster. Check it out if you get a chance. And don't Forget, courtesy of orangeinsouls.com you can get your shot at a million dollars with a little bit of bracketology. Check it out right now. And while you're there, if you're are going to be joining us in Cincinnati or just a big fan, you can buy one of those T shirts in honor of our special visit, courtesy of Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. We're going to be hanging out at Smoke justice coming up Thursday morning, March 26, in honor of opening day for the Cincinnati Reds. And we're donating the money from the shirts to a great organization called Brave Gowns that they sew little superhero outfits for some of the kids in the hospital. So it's a really cool thing to do. You can see that once [e-mail] we are broadcasting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Chick McGee]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And thank you, Christy. Yes, happy St. Patrick's Day to you as well, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. Greetings from the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. That's what Chick Maggie is sitting. Got a quick letter I wanted to read here. I was just handed this. This is in regard to one of my weekend activities, building a doghouse with my 10 year old daughter, one of my daughters, a 10 year old heart, her friend B. And we had a nice time, went to Lowe's. It was quite the adventure. Bought the wood, bought the nails, went to my garage, put this thing together. There's been a lot of criticism about the construction, but you have to there

[Jeff Oskay]

is some shoddiness you have to realize it.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like hell.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a big box.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got an entrance for the dog. The dog loves it. It's not. We've posted some pictures on our brand new website.

[Chick McGee]

It's not joined together properly. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a slip shot, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Randy in Springfield, Oregon. Beautiful country. Don't let everybody pick on you for building a doghouse with your girl. Some of my fondest memories with my father are from going out to the garage and simply hammering nails into an old two by four while he worked in his odd projects. And years later helping him with home repairs and expansions.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I know a maintenance technician for a small non profit. Every time I grab a hammer and nails, I think of my dad. Sometimes it's the small memories that leave the biggest impact. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And to watch these girls remember. Did I tell one of the hammers. I only had my one claw hammer in that garage. The other one was a. It's a mini sledge.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's not for nails.

[Tom Griswold]

It works fine. No, you got a couple. You just tap it and then boom, you're in. They had a blast.

[Christy Lee]

What's it for?

[Jeff Oskay]

For whacking stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or busting concrete or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it worked fine.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you need a sledge and sometimes you need a mini sledge.

[Tom Griswold]

It was easier.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's for like knocking out like metal if you're trying to bend.

[Tom Griswold]

Ball pen has the ball on one side and the regular hammer.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The claw hammer is the one you can pull nails out with claw on

[Chick McGee]

one side and the hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. But the sledge, they had fun with it. They. They take two hands and they're beating the nails. We had a good time.

[Christy Lee]

Smash their fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks again to Austin at Lowe's. Helped us out. Nice guy. Saw the stuff, some of the wood for us. We had a great time.

[Christy Lee]

What are you making this weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was hoping to put some wood screws into the doghouse.

[Jeff Oskay]

You need to buy some wood. More clamps it looks like, so that you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, bring that in a little later.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you need to do is. Is start over is what you need to do. And they're 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. They're just getting used to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, tell them that sometimes you see, you have a project that goes the wrong and you have to start over.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. They love.

[Christy Lee]

Put a roof on it and some garters around.

[Tom Griswold]

I want. I want to put a slanted roof on it. They. They Were they picked this the design out of some, you know, on the Internet and it was just a design.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a design. It's a box design.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a box the dog can go.

[Chick McGee]

Barely a box.

[Tom Griswold]

I kept thinking, well, make it. Boy, this sure looks like a casket. I kept thinking of Moby Dick and you know, call me Ishmael. It'd be a. Well, none of us could fit in that as a casket.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you could, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was too wide. But the right height. Yeah, I'll let you know. We have photographs of it. I understand.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There are the girls. And look, one of the little doggies. Oh, and the key is they went and they found those stick on letters. So it says doghouse and big letters on it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nobody would interpret it as something else.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, it could be anything else but a dog house. Yeah, it could be a lemonade stand. It could be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably what we'll build next.

[Chick McGee]

Well, just, just put two, four posters on that and put a sign up.

[Tom Griswold]

Eliminates. This is like the construction used to be in the Little Rascals TV shows with a lot of pine wood nailed together to form things, you know, I

[Christy Lee]

give you credit, Tom. You're teaching your kids lost arts. A lot of people don't know how to use a hammer these days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a lot of people don't know how to construct something in a half assed way. And you're, you're really. Look how sturdy that thing is. It little doggy sitting in there. I take that baby sludge of yours and hit it.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta.

[Christy Lee]

You got a frame in there, right? Did you start with the frame?

[Tom Griswold]

Frame with one by.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it's not even a tire frame. No, it's cute, but it did a good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Purpose. I wanted to put a slant. I could put a slanted roof on it this weekend. I do have some shingles of the house.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that might help.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they didn't want to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It's their design.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if you're going to have it inside. Kelly probably doesn't want shingles inside the house.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing's not going to be inside for long.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little mess.

[Tom Griswold]

Trust me, it'll be outside.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say there's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's take our a trip over to the news desk with Christy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold on, I have a quick letter from Doug. Jeff, you were talking about mouse flavored cat food the other day. How come they don't have mailman Flavored dog food.

[Chick McGee]

He's working your side of the street there, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a cannibalism, really, I guess, huh?

[Christy Lee]

You're not eating dogs eating dogs. You're a dog eating a mailman.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a soil maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Soil and blue in Tom's neighborhood. Tom is your mailman a dog? Is that what I'm hearing?

[Jeff Oskay]

How cool would that.

[Chick McGee]

That would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be great, wouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

A big, big good boy driving by

[Tom Griswold]

in one of those left hand drive cars. A right hand drive.

[Chick McGee]

They have AI where they put dog's heads on models in clothing. And it's the weirdest thing you've ever. I don't. I get all this dog stuff. Yeah, it's not bad. Golden retriever and something, you know, like a tweed sport. He's going out to hunt. It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

It's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple of letters. You guys poo pooed my Neil Young comment.

[Chick McGee]

Poo poo.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Greg, Christy, I love you for your Neil Young comment. And Dan says Christy, all in caps. I agree 100% with you about Neil Young. I'd rather have a vasectomy with rusty farm tools than listen to a Neil Young album.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Dan.

[Pat Godwin]

He's an artist.

[Chick McGee]

He's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just saying how much I enjoyed Zuma and Cortez the killer and how inappropriate it was that chick shoes are named Cortez after the.

[Chick McGee]

No one has ever said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Decimated the problem.

[Chick McGee]

How much they enjoyed Zuma. No.

[Christy Lee]

Zima maybe, but not Zuma.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got we. You need to come over, build me a doghouse. We'll have a Zima.

[Tom Griswold]

A little Zima. Little Zima.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have about six Zima and we'll arrive at something better than you built over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be using tools while drinking. Bad things can happen. Coming up in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we have nuclear Viagra. It's a bad thing. And landscaping down there. Ace Ventura in the news this morning. Yeah, and I know how you love to name things. Connecticut zoo looking to name this baby spider monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Peter. Got to be Peter Parker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Peter Parker.

[Tom Griswold]

Pubic hair removal in the news. A little survey about that.

[Chick McGee]

And you don't know who Peter Parker is?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Spider Man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you ask me to tease things if you're just gonna do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I wanted to get to one other thing. Because for Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a cruise ship issue.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big one. And I know that you're a fan having been performing on cruise ships for many years.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see if you've encountered this particular thing. Okay. Okay. We also have nudity in the news coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Fan of that.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Square up, a new podcast from Andre Berto.

[Ms. Pat]

What's going on, man? It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Tom Griswold]

behind the scenes of life as a professional body.

[Ms. Pat]

People want to see more. They want to see who you are as a fighter.

[Chick McGee]

Like I said, the time is now.

[Tom Griswold]

I really wanted to do that.

[Ms. Pat]

Sit down from a fighter's perspective.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out what it really means to be a fighter inside and outside the ring. This fight game is such a roller coaster.

[Ms. Pat]

Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jeff Hoskay. Hi, Joshi. A little bit under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And here's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Jack.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Got another letter here. All right, sir, this comes to us from Mick Clapp. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What? That's his nickname.

[Christy Lee]

Poor Mick.

[Chick McGee]

M I C Kick Tough nickname. Yeah, Clap cla. Clap pp.

[Tom Griswold]

Because clap is the first part of his last name.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so they call him clap.

[Christy Lee]

Not because he gets diagnosed with clap a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Is clap still a slang term for.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't heard that in a long time.

[Chick McGee]

You know what people haven't heard? The nail. No one's ever heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I use that.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, I know you do.

[Tom Griswold]

To try to be Mick from Detroit, Michigan. He said, don't let Chick dog you on making that doghouse with your children. It looks great. Next step.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Paint.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was wondering about that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the kids some brushes, quote and stand back. Boy, do I know that. Yeah, we'd have to put a big tarp on the garage floor for that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

If not the walls.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to caulk, though, before you want to. You need to join that thing. Together in a better way. Any better way, at this point. And fill in the cracks and then you paint.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I got to tighten it up a little bit, I admit that. Maybe get some wood screws.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the girls are done as far as they're concerned. They.

[Chick McGee]

They're done as far as they got.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the hammers and they sound like union.

[Chick McGee]

They're done as far as they're concerned.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you want to see the doghouse we built over the weekend, we've got a it on our website. And I keep saying this. I don't usually talk about it much, but we have done. The fellows have done a lot of work getting the website all fixed up. Same for the app. And you can go there and check out the orangeinsouls.com bracketology competition. We call it the Mayhem bracket contest. And maybe win yourself a million bucks or some other delights.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do with a million dollars right now, after taxes? A million bucks. What would you do?

[Christy Lee]

Just for you. Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just fun. Party time.

[Christy Lee]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

And no one. And the stipulation to you having a million dollars is you can't tell anybody that you have a million dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

You can't divulge it. Didn't Clooney do that for his friends? He gave them all a million dollars. And if one person refused it, nobody got it. And they all had keep. They all had to keep their mouth shut.

[Pat Godwin]

Your kind and all his buddies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that'd be handy. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, but nobody would take a nice trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how would you explain that?

[Tom Griswold]

Go to Portugal.

[Chick McGee]

Portugal.

[Christy Lee]

Portugal.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on my bucket list. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

Go to Portugal.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard anybody say that.

[Chick McGee]

And the other stipulation is if you go to Portugal, you have to take me. Is that okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd have fun.

[Chick McGee]

Me and you in Portugal.

[Tom Griswold]

We go to that place. They have the biggest waves in the world. Watch the surface. Surfers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe that sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Rent a couple bicycles right across the country.

[Chick McGee]

Learn some Portuguese.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about a tandem bike?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Me and you.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm gonna die on a bike, I want to. I want to be driving.

[Chick McGee]

Between the two of us, we've got half a heart. Maybe we can pick up one of those Portuguese women.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now I'm getting more doghouse tips. You can buy a special roofing for a flat roof.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm well aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like shingles, except it comes in a roll. Thank You Christian Chris in Nashville, Tennessee.

[Chick McGee]

I've only got about half of this story right, but there's something called a mansur roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

M A N S U R. And there's a shingle that goes over something about taxes, where that in France was invented.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are the ones. You've seen them? They're all. Yeah, it's like the roof is the wall. Really, really, really ugly.

[Chick McGee]

Real ugly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unfortunate trip, friend.

[Chick McGee]

It's a country of ugly things. Oh, France.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. What else have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

More than 150 people fell ill during a norovirus outbreak aboard the cruise ship Ruby Princess. Been on that one while it was touring the Caribbean. According to the center for Disease control and Prevention, 153 cases reported, including 104 passengers, 49 crew members. Of course, we all know that that virus causes what, Pooping, vomiting and diarrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, every deck's the poop deck now.

[Christy Lee]

Highly contagious and spreads quickly in close quarters. Likes cruise ships.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the big two. Diarrhea and vomiting.

[Christy Lee]

No way to spend a trip.

[Chick McGee]

Two exits, no waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

That is awful. That'd be trapped on the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever encounter that bad.

[Pat Godwin]

No, thank gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever get seasick?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't get seasick at all. A lot of people do though. Take the. They have the patch.

[Christy Lee]

Dramamine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Isn't that. Is the trick to that, doing it like the week before you get on the boat or something. It's not the deal.

[Pat Godwin]

I honestly don't know.

[Christy Lee]

The patch you put on a couple days before. I have a couple in my bag if you want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you put it on?

[Christy Lee]

Back of your neck. Right here behind your ear.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where all those thermal. Is that where the smoking patch goes to?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. That's the most conductive place on your body or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that over the nipples.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy wanted you to put it over your mouth right. At one point.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, he told me the same thing. That's interesting. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll help the show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what could help? You know what? I never. Oh, Ian wants you to keep your mouth shut. Oh, I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what else have we got?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Adult film actors and only fans stars are reportedly risking exploding penises and heart attacks by taking so called nuclear Viagra. One adult content creator reported he was hospitalized for priapism after having an erection for over 24 hours.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

He told the sun that makes going to Kroger. Awkward quote.

[Christy Lee]

It felt like my male member was going to explode. The cause of this nearly fatal erection? A double dose of erectile dysfunction medication Cialis. Followed by a super strength Viagra knockoff called Kamagra.

[Tom Griswold]

So if it says Viagra knockoff, I assume that means.

[Christy Lee]

Or is it Kamagra?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's a non prescription. Someone threw together in a. I believe it's Kamagra.

[Christy Lee]

It's spelled K A M. I'm just telling you. The anonymous victim stated that though his male member has returned to normal size. Guys, it never goes fully up now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, broke it. He broke it.

[Tom Griswold]

Damaged son of a. Damaged goods that they call it nuclear Viagra.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard too. If one side of yours, something happens and it never fills up in blood, with that one side you like bend it or something. Wrong. And it never is straight again.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is yours like really straight or

[Chick McGee]

does it hook up at the end

[Christy Lee]

or does it lean to the left or right?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't see that far up.

[Chick McGee]

You'll answer me, Jeff. Do you have like a. Yeah, I got Ben Straight. You got a band?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You got the bend?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I got some.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard the bend is. I've got the straight.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's points north.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a scene in the Pit in the first season in which a guy has the. Is it pronounced priapism?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Where he has the overdose of whatever it is. Viagra or whatever. But this nuclear Viagra, this sounds like it says in the story. Knockoff. Yeah, I. This probably isn't a prescription for or it's some kind of compounded thing that someone does in their backyard or in the basement.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, and we have a mutual friend who took a Viagra and used one of the C rings with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I remember that story.

[Jeff Oskay]

And at 3:30 in the morning, had to go down and have his neighbor take a. A pair of bolt cutters to get the C ring off.

[Christy Lee]

His neighbor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Jeff Oskay]

And you know who his neighbor is?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't want to say anything, but that is a good neighbor.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good friend.

[Chick McGee]

That is a damn fine neighbor.

[Tom Griswold]

And did he.

[Jeff Oskay]

But his wife said she came down to the kitchen and he had a. A pitcher of ice water and he was just dunking it into the pitcher of ice water, trying to get it to go down.

[Chick McGee]

And he didn't make lemonade in that same picture.

[Jeff Oskay]

After about six hours he called his friend and came down with the bolt cutters.

[Tom Griswold]

How big is that? Is the bolt cutter like a.

[Christy Lee]

One of those big.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like one of the big. Like you're breaking into a.

[Tom Griswold]

So how did he get it underneath the ring to.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was not there for you.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to be very careful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Came off. He had to snap cut it in two places.

[Chick McGee]

The only difference is, you know, it's probably. It's about as round as a master lock or whatever you want a key lock. So you just got to be careful about where the pinchers go.

[Tom Griswold]

Presumably in the emergency room, they probably have a medical grade version of that to get. Like, if someone gets their ring stuck

[Chick McGee]

in their hand and there's a cooling agent, because when they heat it up, like, you know, when they start to cut into it, it conducts heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that would be incredibly embarrassing. You know what, Is he pretty good friends with this neighbor, I'm hoping.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. I mean, they're. They're best friends.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Jeff and I know this. You don't want to burn yourself down there. We've had. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he have to. Did his neighbor have to touch it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you're worried about?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, now, he had two hands. He had two hands on the bolt cutter.

[Chick McGee]

You think if you touch a man's penis you'll be gay, don't you? Do you think that I think you. I who? Don't you think he thinks that.

[Jeff Oskay]

You aren't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you know the old joke

[Chick McGee]

where the guy gets. You're an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy gets bitten by the rattlesnake.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

His buddy rides into town, he comes back and the punchline is, you're gonna die.

[Chick McGee]

The doctor told him to suck the poison. What'd the doctor say? You're gonna die.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry, this. This nuclear Viagra is like this underground thing that people are taking.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take the. Take the regular prescription.

[Christy Lee]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Monitored by doctors.

[Christy Lee]

They did. And then add it on to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

You use it a lot, like for these adult stars. It stops working after a while and they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you have to up the dosage.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some of them do, like, injections into the base of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With a needle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. That's usually how injections work, but with

[Chick McGee]

a soup injection, I mean, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That isn't all that romantic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've got to give myself.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be back with more and I promise we won't talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to feel a small prick, which is the needle. Nothing. So. So were you, sweetie. Okay, well, that's. We've learned a lot there. Thank you very much. Now, a couple things to check out. We have our website all up and running and it's brand new and it's just great. Easy access, no hassle, cleaner, faster. Same with the app. If you get a chance, download it. A couple quick things about. We have our little contest I mentioned before from Orange Insoles. Really not that little. Your opportunity to win some serious cash with your bracketology. Also, we're gonna be doing our show from Greater Cincinnati, technically in the Commonwealth of Kentucky at Smoke Justice. That's coming up, what is it, a week from Thursday?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be there at six in the morning, going live. Six in the morning, Eastern time. Going live with our show. Should be fun. Hope you can stop by. Brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Looking forward to that. And also we have a special T shirt that we've made and it's actually being sold already as of this morning on our website. It's a benefit for the Brave Gowns Project, which is an organization. It's a real small little charity. And this one lady does most of the work sewing little superhero uniforms for kids in the hospital. So it's just a sweet, fun, nice thing. If you're looking for something to do in the world, maybe get one of the shirts. We've actually got it linked so you can just make a donation straight to them. If that's something you'd like to do, you, we'd certainly appreciate it. So would the kids. They love stuff like that. Now, on a different note, yes, you go to the mailbox, you get those bills, take that credit card, but you take a look at it and realize, wow, I owe them a lot of money. And every month you get underwater. All you're doing is paying off or trying to pay off the interest because they can charge you more than 20% interest on the credit card debt. So if you're a homeowner, listen up for just a second. This happened to a friend of mine. He had so much credit card debt, but he was a homeowner. And if you've checked lately, if you own your house, it's probably worth a lot more than you think because property values have gone up. In many cases, they've doubled in the last several years. So you may have a lot of equity in that house you don't know about. It's worth checking into because you can refinance that place and use that money to pay off the credit card debt with the high interest rate and get yourself a new situation going. American Financing, there are some of the experts on this. The folks at American Financing sent me some numbers. Right now they're doing an average savings of about 800 bucks a month on those mortgage payments. And if you act today, you might be able to delay two mortgage payments so you can get your head back above water, see if this works for you, see if this is a situation that is happening in your life. Once again, you go to american financing.net, to find out about getting out from that credit card debt. American financing.net bobandtom or just tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. You can even call them 866-889-2611. That's American financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit AmericanFinancing.net BobandTom

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin, a chick. There's Jeff Oskay. Yes, yes, indeed. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orange and souls.com sports desk. And here, here's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for joining us.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome. May have been an issue with me in the microwave.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, did we still have a microwave

[Christy Lee]

to put foil in it again?

[Tom Griswold]

I still got something in it. I'm sorry. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Coming up, we have a special guest, Ms. Pat. We haven't talked to Ms. Pat for a while. We'll look forward to see what's going on in her life. Right now we're checking in with Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

A recent survey lends insight into the body grooming habits of Americans. I'm sure you Were worried.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

It pulled a thousand u. S. Adults. The most common hair removal zones for men are

[Chick McGee]

pubic area.

[Tom Griswold]

Face.

[Christy Lee]

Most common face is correct. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't hear the board comment.

[Christy Lee]

Followed by nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The pubic area, as Chick mentioned. Third. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

They call it the Brazilian style here.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of hairy people do trim there. My goodness.

[Christy Lee]

The neck. Do you remove hair? Well,

[Tom Griswold]

the hairiest in the room.

[Chick McGee]

I make a choice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The hairiest in the room would be in. In order of hairiness. Mr. Osuke. Number one. Chick. Number two. Pat. Number three. Probably Ace. Number four.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're as smooth as a baby's bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

But the number one place. Obviously the face. Then the nose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then armpits are on here. 30 of men choose to pare down their underarms.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 30%.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do that?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Real.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where was the survey taken?

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Go.

[Christy Lee]

The most common hair removal zones for women are.

[Chick McGee]

I expect that sort of thing from him.

[Christy Lee]

The most common hair removal zones for women are lip.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, shin.

[Chick McGee]

Lips.

[Christy Lee]

Common lips.

[Chick McGee]

Nipples.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Ever see a hairy nipple?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Number one is armpits.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen the one with just one hair? Going wild.

[Chick McGee]

You're a rogue. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I've heard hair on your head and eyebrows. That's it. That's what women should have.

[Christy Lee]

Legs comes in at number two.

[Tom Griswold]

The bikini hair removal. Number one. Armpits. Number two. Legs. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bikini area 3. Eyebrows 4. Upper lips 5. So you weren't far off. 70% of Americans remove at least some of their pubic hair.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. If I was a girl and I had an oddly hairy lip, I think I might grow it out just for the heck of it. Would you really see what would happen? Happen? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There. I've seen women that have.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Done that. Women. Older women.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen women who that happens to and they're not aware of it or something.

[Christy Lee]

I think what happens, especially when you're very old, the menopause kicks in or something and it causes that to happen. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you twirl like you were playing a banjo or in a barbershop quartet?

[Christy Lee]

Hormones going wild.

[Chick McGee]

I'd twirl it and ask. You evidently don't have the mortgage money, do you? Ladies? Stuff like that. That's what I do.

[Christy Lee]

70% of Americans remove at least some of their pubic hair. 40% tend to their bikini area. 25% do the Brazilian 5% create a specific shape or style?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like a lightning bolt?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever carve a lightning bolt in your pubic hair, Tom? Yeah. I don't see.

[Christy Lee]

Do you trim any of your pubic hair at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never carved. Now let's get back to the carving. No.

[Chick McGee]

Each one is sacred.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there was a. I can remember my sister telling me there was a famous story about the British designer Mary Quant.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Famously shaved hers into the shape of a heart in the late 60s, which was.

[Jeff Oskay]

I shaved mine into two elephant ears.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a big hit.

[Chick McGee]

I. I bet it was.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gray down there, too?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think so. I got fat. I can't see down there anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

30% say they do not trim any pubic hair. 50% of the people who surveyed didn't care if their partners have pubic hair. 35% of straight men prefer their partners to be completely bare. Nobody's talking.

[Chick McGee]

What's the percentage?

[Christy Lee]

35.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. I think it's higher than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit higher.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like 90, Tom would say. Yeah, 99. I think any gentleman will tell you it's easier to eat off of a hardwood floor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Than it is to try to get something out of a shag carpet. Exactly. Anybody will tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I wouldn't recommend eating off either one. I mean. Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Eating off a garage floor is disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. Have you ever looked at anyone during that transaction to go. Would you hurry up already? One of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Deal.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Christy Lee]

I got things.

[Chick McGee]

You stand over them. I've got to go pick up the girls. Will you hurry up?

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, do you have a song on this topic?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes. Let's dust this one off. It's been a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And although Pat's. Pat can't sing it. So who's going to sing it for us?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Pat's Leon, Mudball. Little Leon Mudball.

[Tom Griswold]

Leon Mudbone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Way back when I was 22, everybody had hair down there. The girls in Playboy magazine. All at pubic hair. I'd like to take later to lunch if there's a little carpet to munch. Bud, nobody has pubes anymore. We're down to my local gym Adult. Because they're all hair free. I'm feeling self conscious. Cause downstairs I'm Duck Dynasty. Shame a junkie had a heart attack. Looks like a baby Kid playing hockey saga Nobody has cubes many more Nobody has pubes oh, everybody's who has baby but smooth oh, nobody has F anymore oh, shubic hell I love you why did you have I dig a chicken pack or a fro like Jimmy Wall Walker I miss the 70s and a crotch like Chewbacca

[Tom Griswold]

Had a date with

[Pat Godwin]

a gorgeous girl Hell, I was twice her age I was hoping we made

[Tom Griswold]

love she had a head down there

[Pat Godwin]

like Betty Page Satchel Paige, Jimmy Page now everybody's cushy's married I like a little golf funkle down there oh, nobody has pubes anymore Here we go now everybody's waxed and shaved and I like a big bush at the top of the cave Nobody has pubes many more ladies let your garden grow A wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I mean, I mean mud bone Leon Mudbone. Appreciate that very much. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. I'll remind you we got some maintenance work done on, on the Bob and Tom app and the website all cleaned up, looking great. And it's a good opportunity for you to spend some time there today. Get your bracket in. You could win something very serious. Courtesy of Orange Insoles. Also, information about our special broadcast from Cincinnati coming up for opening day Thursday, March 26. And it's brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. And we're gonna be doing some stuff, having some fun at Smoke justice starting at 06:00 Eastern Time, live and in person. And we will have some of these T shirts we're selling for charity for the Brave Gowns charity. You can actually buy them online starting today, so check that [e-mail] what you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A new study has found that artificial intelligence can generate erotic images of women that viewers find more sexually attractive than real photographs of human beings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Participants were shown static images of naked female figures in six categories as actual photographs of real women. Computer generated figures, Figures created by AI. Real women with surgically enhanced features, silicon sex dolls and Hente illustrations. The figures were then rated from 0 to 100 for realism, sexual attraction and aesthetic appeal. I know gente doesn't really count, does it? But scientists found that AI generated images ranked highest in aesthetic appeal, sexual attractiveness, and they were also considered the most emotionally pleasant. While considered the most realistic, actual photographs of nude women ranked second across these three metrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, somebody must have written a great

[Christy Lee]

proposal to have all these naked women.

[Tom Griswold]

I can get a grant. I can get a grant to look at naked chicks for the next two months. And survey people. So they're saying the AI they can generate. But I'm surprised people didn't find that off putting. I guess they can't tell.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't there a lot of AI only fans? Women.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of Instagram models.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So is this going to mean the end of actual real people in porno?

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe. Which might be a good thing if it's an AI person doing that horrible thing than an actual human.

[Christy Lee]

You have a point. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

But do fetishes, they must play into this. Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, well, who'd want to look at drawings of.

[Chick McGee]

Well, some people would rather see that.

[Jeff Oskay]

You would not know. If I put an AI girl next to a real girl, you would have. You would not be able to. To know which one was AI. Yeah, that's how good it is now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you ever.

[Jeff Oskay]

The way they bounce would look.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you ever get fooled on Instagram by the AI generated stuff? Sometimes I know I have.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. And then you're like, oh, wait, there's a third nipple. This is AI.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw one where when Lee Oswald handed Jack Ruby the beer, he had six fingers. Yeah. Wait a minute. This is a fraud. What's going on here?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So Jack and Lee were having beers. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, coming up, we have a little bit of history for you. Coming up, comedian Ms. Pat will be our guest. But right now, I'm looking at our car girl. She is Christy Lee, and she's a Hyundai girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

And what have you got going over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's the great Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Deals so right, it almost feels wrong. That's right. Including a great deal on the adventure. Ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid need something a tad bit smaller. But still in the SUV category, check out the Tucson or my favorite, the Tucson hybrid. And I do love that car. In fact, I checked local listings. Had to hit snow mode today. Plus, there's the Hyundai's bold and stylish Elantra sedan loaded with the latest in technology. And the all electric Ionic 5 or Ioniq 9. Boy, plug it in and go. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway getaway sales event. I love my car. I know you'll love one, too. Visit HyundaiUSA.com they have all the details. Hyundai USA.com thank you very much, Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a little bit of history for you. Also, we have of an interesting thing about babies. They think that little babies learn to trick mom and dad at a very young age. Anybody who's had a little kid knows, oh, yeah, I get it now. They figured out that, oh, yeah, I'm not God and they're gonna trick me. A scientific study done about this. It's actually pretty funny. Reporting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Chick McGee]

Tom show this morning. Ken, catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts People at O'Reilly Auto Parts at the News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin. One.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? There's Jeff Osu.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do I have a big head?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Well, define big.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think these headphones don't fit. Like, I have them all the way open.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the biggest in the room, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I never.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never knew.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. It's not, it's not distracting. But now that you talk about the headphones, they do seem to be spread out quite wide, straining at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Sorry. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Doing great. We could measure that.

[Christy Lee]

You could probably pull them up more.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what size hat you

[Jeff Oskay]

wear them pulled all the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do. All the way open.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow, a 48.

[Chick McGee]

Is that big?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Is that large?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that's this hat size.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like 7 and 3, 8.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very fat man. That's a suit. 48 waist.

[Chick McGee]

I just found my head size. It. It went from seven and three eighths to seven and a quarter. I lost. I lost an eighth. So.

[Tom Griswold]

In your head?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you lost some weight.

[Tom Griswold]

You can lose weight in your skull, I guess. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hence the term fat head, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you have fat around your head. You have fat up here.

[Chick McGee]

It's not just wow around your skull.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

On your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I've seen the guys that have the big bulge of fat on their neck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The hot dogs. Package of hot dogs.

[Chick McGee]

That's, you know, it was what you said and the way you said it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love when they, when they rest their Oakleys on The fat rolls.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the backwards ones.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, the backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to check out a little bit of history.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just reading about this. This is exciting. Today's March 17th, of course. St. Patrick's Day, 3, 1 7. We'll get to that in just a second. In the year 180.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, 1 A.D. 180.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a real year.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

No, there was a d. Was there a year?

[Christy Lee]

I'm with him. Is it 180 or one A.D. 180. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

180.

[Chick McGee]

Was there like a year?

[Tom Griswold]

Three?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? They didn't start with a thousand.

[Chick McGee]

No. As far as I could concern, they started with 1957. That's all I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the Roman Emperor. You've heard of this guy, Marcus Aurelius?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He died. I had never heard of this before. His son became emperor.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

His son's name was C O, M M, O, D, U S. Commodus.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I believe translates from the Latin into john.

[Chick McGee]

All right, who's clapping?

[Jeff Oskay]

Me. That's. That was cold.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought of this.

[Tom Griswold]

I never noticed. The guy's name was Commodus. Jeff, you're named after the toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Take you and your fat head and

[Tom Griswold]

get out of here. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Oh, geez. I didn't know this. St. Patrick's Day celebrates the death of St. Patrick. Well, that's kind of a drag.

[Chick McGee]

I did not know that.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Either he died on this date in 14 or. Excuse me, in 461.

[Chick McGee]

What about the snakes? And he had something to do with the snakes.

[Pat Godwin]

Drove the snakes out of Ireland.

[Christy Lee]

Out of Ireland?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, him. Down to Florida. Get rid of all those pythons then.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ireland wasn't even a country back then.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

480.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There were still people there.

[Chick McGee]

Not very nice people.

[Jeff Oskay]

Irish.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I. But I didn't know that they were celebrating his death. I thought it was like a birthday thing.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Drag. Now, this is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It was a drag.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy mentioned this kind of a drag. 1601, the first. First St. Patrick's Day parade was held in St. Augustine, Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And 1607 was the English arrival. Right. But. So this is obviously Spanish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Explorers. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Conquistadors. Remember?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Conquistador.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean. Because you wouldn't want to have Irish people down in Florida celebrating in a parade. They're gonna get all sunburned, right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

They burn very easily. Oh, absolutely. SP50.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the big celebration now is in the Savannah.

[Christy Lee]

It sure is. I've been there for St. Patrick's Day, Savannah.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, I'll be in Savannah on Friday, 1901. Vincent. We like to call him Van Gogh here in the usa.

[Chick McGee]

No, not in the studio. We call him Van Huff. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is sad.

[Christy Lee]

Did he die on this day?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but his paintings were displayed in Paris and they caused a huge sensation. But he'd been dead for 11 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Didn't his sister or somebody hide them for a long time? Or somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's sad that a great artist doesn't even know that he's great. That like, happened to, what is it? Herman Melville until he was done.

[Christy Lee]

That's happened to quite a few artists.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't happen to you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

It's happening right now, today.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll really stink it. No one knows who that Pubic Hair song becomes a huge hit and you're dead for 10 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Hopefully me. It'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

A 1905 chick. You'll know this one. Albert Einstein completed his paper on the quantum theory of light.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Became the relativity. And he refined it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then he's in those famous commercials for light beer. Tastes great. He was in the less filling core, if you remember those commercials. This is a weird1. In 1905, you know who Franklin D. Roosevelt married?

[Christy Lee]

Married Franklin Franklin? Eleanor.

[Chick McGee]

His cousin.

[Tom Griswold]

Eleanor Roosevelt. She was already a Roosevelt.

[Chick McGee]

Roosevelt.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you went to the wedding, you could sit on either side. Yeah, because.

[Christy Lee]

And they didn't need new monogram towels.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all handy things.

[Chick McGee]

Ever notice how close their kids eyes were together? Do you never notice that?

[Christy Lee]

By the way, were they first cousins?

[Tom Griswold]

They were just. They were first cousins.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no. Well. Well, Eleanor's dad was FDR's dad's brother.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That means they were first cousins.

[Chick McGee]

What are you.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Christy, this is kind of off topic. Why? In monogram towels, it's the big one letter. Big letters in the middle. But that's the last name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know. It's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

That really throws you off. Okay. Because you got to be careful when you name kids now that their initials if aren't going to spell something that's nasty on the Internet. Yeah, you know, some like, text thing, like.

[Christy Lee]

So if my one daughter did that, her monogram would be arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you don't want it to be like, you know, wtf?

[Pat Godwin]

Dtf.

[Tom Griswold]

Dtf. Sol. There's a whole bunch of them.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bee Gees made their debut on the Ed Sullivan show in the state in 1968.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the Bee Gees? You knew the beat, didn't you? Didn't you hang out with.

[Pat Godwin]

I did indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the bg.

[Christy Lee]

Weren't they Miami Boys?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what they want?

[Christy Lee]

Are any of them still alive? Is Barry right?

[Chick McGee]

That one was Death, though, right? Which one? One that held his ear all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Robin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Echo.

[Chick McGee]

And it wasn't Maurice, it was Morris.

[Tom Griswold]

Morris.

[Chick McGee]

Morris.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see them in New York?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And the bee Gees played CBGBs.

[Chick McGee]

No, but it was BG's.

[Tom Griswold]

CBG's and CBGBs.

[Chick McGee]

I would go. I would want. I want that poster now.

[Pat Godwin]

You know I played CBGBs.

[Tom Griswold]

You did?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. One o' clock in the morning. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By yourself?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know. What? Four songs. I did, too.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me you heckled and you tried to beat up somebody in the audience. Please.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Did you play your own songs or did you play comedies?

[Pat Godwin]

My own songs. I was very serious back then. The Fried Piper, the Black Hole, White Calypso. In a song called Right Now.

[Chick McGee]

You should have told him who you were.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I told him maybe a BG song is introduced.

[Chick McGee]

You were introduced.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see now. Disney's live action film in 2017, the live action Beauty and the Beast, that

[Christy Lee]

was a big deal back then, was released.

[Chick McGee]

That was not successful, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it was.

[Chick McGee]

Who was the beauty?

[Tom Griswold]

When they make the live action versions of these movies, Isn't it kind of like you took a term paper from last year, rewrote it and turned it in again? Yeah, there's something about that that wasn't

[Christy Lee]

at the Ron Perlman one or something. Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday to the gr. Oh, this is a good one. Nat King Cole. You know his biggest hit?

[Christy Lee]

Nat King Cole.

[Chick McGee]

No, he. He was a Mariel Soul.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a different king, but very good. Unforgettable would be the song.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Didn't he do it with his daughter after he died?

[Pat Godwin]

She took it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He didn't have much say in it. Yeah, I would imagine he would have said. He would have said what? Natalie, what are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

It is. It is kind of cool, but it sort of gives me the quiz.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

John Wayne Gacy, the On the Mount.

[Chick McGee]

The original killer clown on the Mount

[Tom Griswold]

Rushmore of scary clowns.

[Christy Lee]

Don't watch that documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell is. He was born in 51. He did a great Elvis movie. Did you ever see that? Yeah, he did a really good Elvis.

[Christy Lee]

He looked great at the Oscar party the other night with Goldie and Kate. It was cute.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I saw. Maybe I did, but I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really. It was very good. Very good. And then the new Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's possible.

[Tom Griswold]

That looks amazing. They found a bunch of old Elvis in concert footage. Rob Lowe, born in 64. The only man who keeps getting better looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm watching the West Wing finally. Only took me, what, 40 years to get on board. He's so cute in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't get attached to him, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy Corgan says that it doesn't mean, like, Smashing Pumpkins on Halloween. It means that's a Smashing Pumpkin. Like, it's a nice. It's a British slang term. That's what.

[Christy Lee]

I never heard that before.

[Tom Griswold]

Mia Hamm, a soccer player. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Corgan has a great podcast called Magnificent Others. He interviews people. It's really good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you know, Tom, that Billy supposedly is related to Bill Burr? That was the same phone.

[Chick McGee]

And they didn't. They didn't realize it until. I think Bill Burr was on his podcast.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was not happy. That's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They have the same father.

[Pat Godwin]

They think they might.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think they might have the same dad.

[Chick McGee]

I think they might.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's weird.

[Pat Godwin]

There's some crossover there, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't with the Mama Mia ham? Isn't she married to the baseball player? Garcia?

[Chick McGee]

No more Garcia Para. But I don't. Maybe. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Still, if they have any kids, she'd be Mamma Mia.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say she's on Instaham.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, Samoa Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Wrestler.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not familiar with his work.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was big back in, like, 87, 88.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't he hugely fat?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, hugely fat.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, as opposed to comfortably fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Gigantically fat.

[Christy Lee]

And that's your day in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, there's one. There's two more.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And have you left anything off? Because you don't know what they are. And everybody else will.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just don't want to. Well, you. I'll do it. This guy. I don't know how to pronounce his name. Martin Shkreli. Remember the guy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Increase the price of drugs or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bought the Wu Tang album for a million.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's in jail, right?

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully Public enemy number one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think he's out.

[Christy Lee]

Is he really? I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

So, hey, he. He did the crime.

[Chick McGee]

He did the.

[Tom Griswold]

To 1987. Rob Kardashian. Is. Is he the only male in that sphere?

[Christy Lee]

Y.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you don't count the big tall one. And she's like 8ft tall, and she looks like.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, she does.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, Grimes. Yeah, the singer. She's. Apparently, she was the one that had the child with.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that Elon Musk with the weird name.

[Tom Griswold]

Her real name. Her first name is Leanne.

[Chick McGee]

Leanne Grimes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I thought I saw.

[Chick McGee]

So you see why she couldn't go. Yes, I already had a Leanne. Rhymes. They would get confused. They get each other's mail. Yeah. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bad name to just go with one, though. Grimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're a dirty girl.

[Tom Griswold]

She works for the Comet people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's the. We're gonna cut grime.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Coming up, Ms. Pat will be our special guest.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think the tall Kardashian looks manly? I bet she's got hands. Palma dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show show on Facebook.

[Chick McGee]

Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. W. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's grooving to the music. He. Yeah, he's feeling it. Check him out, Tom. He's on in his own little groove there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. We're gonna be checking in with Christy Lee in just a second.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have our. Okay, I wanted to remind everybody I've mentioned this several times today, and I usually don't dwell on this, but I'm going to. Today we have done a complete remake remodel of both our website and the app. Significantly, we have some stuff going on on both. For example, you can go to bobandtom.com and courtesy of Orange insoles, you can get your bracket in there, and that could win you a million bucks. A little bit of bracketology. Get that going. If you're a basketball, even if you're not a basketball fan. Just, you know, pick them based on whatever you want to and see if you can get lucky. Also, we are going to be going to Cincinnati, and we have a really cool shirt if you're a fan of Cincinnati. And it's a benefit project for something called Brave Clowns. They make little superhero suits for kids that are in the hospital. It's a great little charity. It's a real small thing, but we're gonna, you know, drop in the bucket, try to help them out. You can see those T shirts if you go to bobandtom.com and they're kind of little tribute to baseball and to Cincinnati and to longitude and latitude and elevation.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you that much of a hint that's on the website right now, and I'll mention that also, we have a special broadcast from Covington, Kentucky, right across the river from a place called Smoke Justice. We had a great time there last year. So we'll have a special poster, et cetera, et cetera. And also one more thing. Our special broadcast brought to you by Lee's famous recipe, chicken yum yum yum. And do me a favor.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead and try a chicken pot pie at Lee's and get back to me, okay? They're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you're sitting down when you have a bite, because you have to so good.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we're gonna twist some dials here and flip some switches, and I think we're about to hook up with the lovely miss Pat. There she is. I can see her, but she's not moving. Moving.

[Christy Lee]

She's frozen in time.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. She is either frozen in that position.

[Chick McGee]

I'm frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you are.

[Christy Lee]

Frozen. There you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're moving.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're moving every.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, y'.

[Christy Lee]

All. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm fine.

[Ms. Pat]

How y' all doing?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. You keep freezing up there, but we can hear your voice, so I think we're doing okay. Are you home?

[Chick McGee]

I am home. I'm home.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I don't know where. I'm freezing.

[Ms. Pat]

It was a storm here yesterday, so Internet is really bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that could be it. You're looking good. You're wearing a T shirt, but I can't see what it says because, of course, the screen just froze again. What's the latest in your life, Pat? I know you've got some shows coming up. March 20th and 21st. You're gonna be at the Louisville Comedy club. And then the 12th and 13th June at the Cincinnati Funny Bone. And you have a new memoir coming out. This is amazing because your first book came out. How long ago was that? 6, 7, 8? When was that? Your book about Rabbit, Your life story came out years ago. Miss American Dream is the new book now available for pre order.

[Christy Lee]

I think we lost her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did we lose Pat? I can still see her. Yeah, we lost her.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Ms. Pat]

I don't. I'm sorry, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Ms. Pat]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should.

[Ms. Pat]

I'm having a rough time.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you should just call us.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jason, why don't you hang up and we'll just get her on the telephone because this thing keeps freezing up. But I'll. I'll reiterate that.

[Christy Lee]

What's the book called again?

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Ms. Ms. Period. Ms. American Dream.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a new memoir. Pat's original memoir.

[Christy Lee]

Rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Rabbit, yeah. That came out quite a while ago.

[Christy Lee]

I think it started at all, didn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, way before she was famous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And had the TV shows and etc. Etc. But she's been coming here forever, and she has some amazing stories in her life.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, does she. She's a survivor. That woman.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in all truth, had a nipple shot off. She has some weird stories about her mom's funeral, and I'll let her get into those, or you can read them in the book. But, yeah, she did have her nipple. She shot off. But they put it back on, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it was upside down.

[Christy Lee]

Upside down? Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then if you look real close, you can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Any luck in there? Do we have Pat back?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, we're still trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We just come back with her on the break. After the next break.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That would make most sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'll.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we'll have time to talk to her.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, we're gonna come back after the break with Ms. Pat and see what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Ms. Pat has something to get to. You don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, if she's in a hurry, we can. This may be her on the phone right now. This is Pat. Okay, try the phone. Hey, Pat, can you hear me?

[Ms. Pat]

I can hear you.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. I was stalling there, Pat, mentioning the fact that I think you're our only guest who's had one of their nipples shot off.

[Ms. Pat]

My guest?

[Tom Griswold]

Did they sew it back on?

[Ms. Pat]

What are you talking about, Tom? You know, his back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, he couldn't remember for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's back. Okay. Not that I've seen it. I Don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's going on in your life? You've got. You've got a big house. You're living in Atlanta now. What's happening in your family? Everybody okay?

[Ms. Pat]

Yeah. I just adopted three more kids because my family won't stay off crack. But now I have seven kids in the house.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ms. Pat]

Getting ready to graduate. And I don't know why I started over, but I'm always helping kids. I got my book coming out. I do a cooking show online inside of my house for YouTube called Whisking It all with Ms. Pat.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty fun. I've watched a couple episodes and I really enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you call?

[Ms. Pat]

And I'm learning to cook.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are learning to cook. Good girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you didn't know how.

[Ms. Pat]

I can't cook at all. But I. I invite celebrities. Tick tock chefs, all types of people. Tom, you're welcome to come too. If you can come make one, make me one of them good old white dishes. You know, Everybody can come.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps my cooking might be considered somewhat white.

[Christy Lee]

What was your specialty, Tom? What would you cook for Ms.

[Chick McGee]

Path?

[Ms. Pat]

Sauerkraut hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably does not hot dog. Maybe chicken or spaghetti. Spaghetti, that's what I make, but it's no anybody.

[Ms. Pat]

I'm gonna trust you with no sauce, but I will trust you with the sauerkraut hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Well, that sounds like fun. I didn't hear. What's it called again?

[Ms. Pat]

Whisking it all with Ms. Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Whisking like a whisk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Whisk. Yes, like the detergent.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a whisk.

[Chick McGee]

Like. Like a whisk with an H in it. Whisk is wisk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. So that's the thing you whip eggs in with, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Hang in there.

[Ms. Pat]

Tom, you got. Do you have menopause?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. So, Pat, you got a whole bunch of new kids. What's going on? You got a couple shows coming up live. You'll be in Louisville at the comedy club there coming up. Looks like the 20th and the 21st of this month, this weekend, and then the 12th and 13th of June at the Cincinnati Funny Bone. And what's the status of your various television projects?

[Ms. Pat]

We. We. It's looking good and it get announced this week, so everything is looking great with the tv. And I got a couple other things I've sold. I don't know if y' all saw me at Tyler Perry new movie Joe's Road Trip. I was in that too. So, you know, I'm just trying to stay busy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Goop, how's your husband?

[Ms. Pat]

He is enjoying retirement, Tom. But anytime you can replace him because you know you got a job and he don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know he was a hard working man. Worked for many years in the factory. Does he ever come watch you on TV when the shooting the shows?

[Ms. Pat]

Heck no. He don't want no part of misspelled. I have to come home as Patricia. He won't even allow me to walk in the house with my wig on made up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. We can't see it right now, but were you wearing a wig when you first logged on here?

[Ms. Pat]

I do. I wear blonde wig now, Tom, I

[Tom Griswold]

was gonna say it looked like you had a hat on. Look, I saw some blonde hair there underneath it. Did you wear that thing to bed or did you get up this morning and put it on?

[Ms. Pat]

No, I wore it to bed, Tom. It's glued down. Cause you don't. You want me to wear it to bed. You don't want me to not go to bed with hair on.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you glue it on yourself or.

[Ms. Pat]

No, Tom, I don't have to glue it on myself. I have somebody to glue it on for me now. I got a few pennies. I don't have to try to sell you anything anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, that sounds good.

[Ms. Pat]

Remember back in the day when I was trying to give it to you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Now, Pat, does your.

[Ms. Pat]

Well not give it to you, Tom. Cause you were rich. I was trying to sell it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your husband like you as a blonde?

[Ms. Pat]

My husband like me making money. He don't care what I come. I can come in as a man. He'll be still happy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Garrett sounds like he has a great life.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be. You'd be. You'd be. Mr. Pat. Do you still have the dogs?

[Ms. Pat]

I do have. Well, one of them died. My son left him in his son too long. So I have two Cane Corso.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad we got that connection cleared up.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Ms. Pat]

Yeah, my son left him in his time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. The first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time you said that, you had a doghouse bigger than the house you used to live in. Oh, yeah.

[Ms. Pat]

My dog, they still have AC and all of that stuff too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ms. Pat]

And they got TV. I let them watch the Ms. Pat show out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I have a question for you. You've got a new memoir. So the first one, Rabbit, has been out there for many, many years. So this one, I assume Is catching up with the latest version of Ms. Pat, the TV era, et cetera, et cetera. Is that correct?

[Ms. Pat]

Yes, it is. Sweet Daddy.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet Daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's out of curiosity, do you call your husband by his name or do you call him something like Sweet Daddy

[Christy Lee]

or like Sweet Daddy or Sugar?

[Ms. Pat]

I call my husband Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Spice it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gotta. That's gotta make him want to jump. Let's get back to the memoir, Pat. So because you told a lot of cool stories in the first one, you

[Ms. Pat]

got any good news, you end the memoir too. I talk about coming on the Bob and Tom Show. I sure do. Crushes. And all the times I loved you and you didn't love me back. All of that is in that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have the part in there where I got you the birthday cake?

[Ms. Pat]

No, I got the part in there where I sent you underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, who can forget that? Our guest is the distinguished comedian and actress and a writer, Ms. Pat. And the new book is called Ms. American Dream and it's coming out soon. Have you already done the audiobook, Pat?

[Ms. Pat]

Not yet. We just wrapping up the end of the book. It comes out September 29th, so. And they and everybody can go and pre order it. If you still love me, you can go to misspatcomody.com. there's a link there. You can order anywhere books is sold. So if I sell enough talk, maybe I can make the, you know, the bestseller list for the New York Times.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be fun. Get to do the book tour and everything. Practice your signature. When you, when you sign stuff, do you just write Ms. Pat? Or do you just write Pat? Or do you write your whole.

[Ms. Pat]

As quick as I can. Cause I'm tired of writing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you put the period in Ms. Period, Pat, or just you? One big flow.

[Ms. Pat]

I'm going through menopause. I can't. I don't even know. I didn't even know a period was in that name.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, Pat, good luck with your Internet. It's always a great pleasure. We want to see you in the studio soon. And I'll remind everybody, Louisville this weekend and then Cincinnati. Funny Bone, June 12th and 13th for Ms. Pat live in person. I can assure you there is no one like Pat on stage. And it might be a little saltier than this phone call, but we hope there'll be no dead dogs in it. In the words of Casey Kasem. And now I've got a dog. Italian. Thanks, Pat.

[Ms. Pat]

Bye Tom, I love you.

[Tom Griswold]

Love you, Pat now. Yeah, we. There was a weird tradition that I was not aware of that Pat explained to me often on sad occasions, like say, a funeral. Oh, yeah, they'll have a cake made with the decedent's face on it.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

You were this gentleman.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. In some cultures they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big thing. And Pat was telling me about it. So that night she had a show. So I had a cake made with her face on it. Oh, brought it out. She loved it. It was funny. But she wasn't deceased.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not. We just spoke with.

[Tom Griswold]

That was sort of the gag.

[Chick McGee]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. But the dog, apparently I have to get a picture of the cake with a hot dog on it, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Now, there was supposed to be an orange insoles pack right here. You see, you could see it on camera. But I took it home because it was a size 12. And then I. They gave me three new pairs yesterday for this exact reason, but I, I took them all home.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a real sweet nice story about a dog. And we have a hilarious story about little babies and how even little tiny babies are tricking moms and dads. I always thought so, but now science proves it. That'll come to you from here. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar gang.

[Jeff Oskay]

Five on Wordle today.

[Pat Godwin]

Five?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said three.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you?

[Jeff Oskay]

That was yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I got it in four. There's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't done it yet. We'll, we'll check in later. I did do connections though. Today's very easy.

[Chick McGee]

Very easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, today's a simple one. Welcome back to the Bombatom program. Glad to be here. We do have our pop up shop up. Our pop up shop up shop ship.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. The pop up shop is up. That should be one of those things at broadcast school. What that means is we've got our special charity T shirts up and running and a couple of other things. Bobandtom.com for details while you're there. Thank you. Orange insoles enter to win a million bucks with our Mayhem bracket competition. That's a lot of fun. Got a lot going on. We've got the boys and ladies have really fixed up the website. It's a brand new look and same with the app. So congratulations for all that hard work. We certainly appreciate it. If you get a chance, go visit today and VIP folks. You're still in our hearts and it's better than ever for you. More details on the way. I believe Chick described your sweaters with a southwest feel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bought this in Tucson along with my. The necklace was a gift from my friend Charity. She got this into.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's a dancer. Where'd she dance?

[Christy Lee]

No, she doesn't dance.

[Chick McGee]

What's her name?

[Christy Lee]

Charity.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Chastity is her friend. Oh, you guys meant to be ironic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there goes another one of my friends you've ruined.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well. Oh, really? Sound like much of a friend to me.

[Christy Lee]

She's a lovely lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over you like that you're doing?

[Chick McGee]

You feel better off?

[Christy Lee]

I love this. You guys are awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're just figuring that out?

[Chick McGee]

Man, I'd get two of those. One to crap on and want to cover it up with. That's what I do. Don't you think, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I hit all of you, and I mean it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

And that was a gift, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, bought the sweater.

[Chick McGee]

Well, give it back. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Can you. Can you re. Gift it?

[Christy Lee]

Actually, my husband bought me this. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, when you say that the sweater is nice. Did you. Now when you say that. That he bought you that sweater, did you give him the money so he could buy it for you?

[Christy Lee]

No, we were.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Why do I even talk.

[Chick McGee]

You still have separate bank accounts? Stuff like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I learned a lesson the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hold on. I mean, the first time. Don't you mean the first three times?

[Christy Lee]

No, the first time. You didn't need to tell me after that one. I never did.

[Chick McGee]

They have banks the first time you got married? Yes. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers report babies may start learning deception before their first birthday.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

In a study of more than 750 children, parents reported some infants showed early signs of sneaky behavior as young as eight months old.

[Tom Griswold]

This is hilarious. Anybody who's had kids knows this.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely true.

[Christy Lee]

Examples are pretending not to hear a parent hiding objects or denying they ate something they clearly had just eaten. Researchers say that by age 3, kids become even more skilled at deception as their language and understanding of other people's thoughts continue to develop.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think we teach it to them. If you think about it, what's the first game you play with a baby? Peekaboo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's scam.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get you. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then I did the thing when I like. I'm not sure what the cut off is the thing where you. You. That you think they're. You're pulling your thumb off. You know that. You know that old gag. But I. I can.

[Chick McGee]

No, I got your nose.

[Christy Lee]

Did you used to have to put the thumb in the box? You remember that one where you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not that one.

[Chick McGee]

I remember my uncle would make me put my.

[Christy Lee]

My.

[Chick McGee]

My penis in the box and the. But I didn't leave the dog out in the sun.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you that the big lie. The big lie is the big Lie is what?

[Christy Lee]

Is there anything to go to the bathroom?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is there anything in your diaper?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

No. The big lie. We all know what the big lie is, and we can't even. Because you get upset about it. When we do talk about the big lie has to do with a holiday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Ho, ho, ho.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't. I mean, see, no, but I'm. When a little kid.

[Chick McGee]

That's the big lie.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing in my diaper.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. You know, they're carrying around a hockey

[Jeff Oskay]

puck back there, when my son was, like, 4, 5 months old, I don't think he was manipulating me, but I think he was, like, talking trash. Like, he would be nursing off his mom and look me in the eye while he was doing it and then reach over with his other hand and grab the other boob like, these are mine, you son of a bitch. Good luck getting to him. You guys didn't have that. He would just, like, look me in the eye as he was breastfeeding, like, oh, you don't get these anymore. These are mine.

[Chick McGee]

And turns out you don't get those anymore.

[Jeff Oskay]

Want nothing to do with them.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading deeper, reading deeper into this story, Christy. They describe it as babies learn, and I'm quoting here, the Art of deception.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a book by Houdini or something. But, yeah, anyone who's had kids realizes they learn really early on that, oh, yeah, I can keep these M and M's in my pocket. They're not gonna melt, are they?

[Pat Godwin]

Did you know the babies are only born with two.

[Chick McGee]

Two fears?

[Pat Godwin]

And do you know what those two fears are? This is not a joke.

[Chick McGee]

Fire and parody song.

[Pat Godwin]

Good answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Falling.

[Pat Godwin]

That's one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Loudness.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's the other one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we.

[Pat Godwin]

We acquire the other fears.

[Chick McGee]

Falling and loud noises.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

We acquire all the.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it's not parody songs?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought later a chick. One of them that I failed to learn is asking questions of a guest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Without being aware of that. Well, that just gets back to a dead dog.

[Chick McGee]

No, you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

To.

[Chick McGee]

You have to think that gets to picking the guests or allowing the guests on the show, and at a certain point, you just say, no, we'll mention what you're doing instead of actually talking to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the famous Casey Kasem dead dog thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

We still allowed to play that? That's such a classic.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There was something that might have been

[Christy Lee]

a loss thing of dogs in a happy story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I promise.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A group of volunteers in Alabama helped rescue a stray dog that got a bucket stuck on its head. WVTM reports a resident in Winston county sounded the alarm after posting pictures of two dogs, one of which was trapped in a bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that dog can play a great guitar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, bucket. I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Buckethead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A group of locals.

[Chick McGee]

It's all about the music.

[Christy Lee]

A group of locals assisted by animal trapper Caleb Estill. Estill tracked down and caught the dog. Eric Bowman, who led the effort, said he came up behind the dog and started cutting away at the bucket until he was free.

[Chick McGee]

The dog was named Eric Bowman.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's the guy who led the effort to rescue the dog.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the way you wrote the lab

[Christy Lee]

mix dubbed Buck left a lot to be desired, is now being treated for sinus and ear infections while his Belgian Malinois companion Milo is recovering from an injured hip and some cuts.

[Tom Griswold]

There once was a dog from Nantucket

[Christy Lee]

who got his head stuck in a bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wasn't going to go that way. Oh, sorry. Never mind. There's a picture. Poor guy. Oh, it is.

[Christy Lee]

It's a paint can. One of those old paint can do

[Tom Griswold]

it is really stuck in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he seems to be in the shade.

[Tom Griswold]

That poor guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Joker.

[Tom Griswold]

Folks like a. Yeah, he looks like a lab. Yeah, kind of. Look how long his front legs are

[Chick McGee]

gonna be, the way that's stretched out from trying to get him out of the bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's okay.

[Christy Lee]

He's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you know what kind of dog it was.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

A Boston Market Terrier. Chicken in a bucket, anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Chicken in a bucket would be kfc.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a. A Boston KFC terrier.

[Chick McGee]

I was about Boston Market. I like Boston Market. Kind of closed down.

[Christy Lee]

Their chicken Caesar salad was.

[Chick McGee]

Did they close just around here? I don't know. I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Might have been the location.

[Christy Lee]

Their rotisserie chicken was so good.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how far they bring

[Tom Griswold]

takeout, but the one around here, they made it. They put it in the wrong place.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's been more than one because the one close to where the kids used to live is gone as well. A zoo in Connecticut was looking for the public's help in naming a baby spider monkey. The Beardsley Zoo said its newest black handed spider Monkey Baby, born December 18, is now thriving under mom's care and officially and has now officially named its baby black handed spider monkey Maribel following the public voting contest, Maribel female infant's name was chosen from these finalists. Chicken, Mirabel, Esperanza and Reyna. Aimed at honoring the endangered species Central and South American Heritage.

[Chick McGee]

One's worse than the one before.

[Tom Griswold]

And you guys thought Peter Parker would

[Chick McGee]

be the name for a spider monkey?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What happened to the traditional monkey names like Bubbles?

[Chick McGee]

Bubbles is not your traditional monkey.

[Pat Godwin]

No, Bubbles is not Michael Jackson named.

[Christy Lee]

You just know that name.

[Chick McGee]

Cheetah is the, the original monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't. Didn't the. The actual chimp that portrayed Cheetah in the Just died or something Tarzan movies live to be like 70 maybe?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I could look it up.

[Chick McGee]

He lived at the Villages in Florida.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the one we're talking about, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you know the, the Johnny Weissmiller Tarzan movies.

[Chick McGee]

How are we saying

[Tom Griswold]

Mueller?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Weiss. Mueller.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, not right.

[Chick McGee]

It's Weissmuller. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was a world class swimmer, you know, in real life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he dive into his pool, though?

[Chick McGee]

And until Don Showlander came along.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you suggesting, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he. But yeah, the, the.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he had a tragic ending.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Pat's kid left him in the sun.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible, horrible dimensions. Dementia. Actually thought he was a dog. They left him out in the sun. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Her son's 26.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Responsible. No, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you feel bad in the. You watched the Tarzan things and you know, Tarzan had a name, Jane had a name, Cheetah had a name, but the kid was boy. Yeah. Didn't even.

[Jeff Oskay]

Poor kid.

[Chick McGee]

They were too lazy to got there with a name.

[Tom Griswold]

We named the chimp. We didn't name the kid.

[Chick McGee]

And was it ever explained where boy came from? Or is it Jay's kid?

[Christy Lee]

Had to be Jane's kid. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They never. They didn't want to explain it because they didn't want to have Tarzan and Jane having sex as a couple. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

So they weren't a couple. They're just hanging out.

[Chick McGee]

And I think if you look this up, Johnny Weismeller had like debilitating dementia or something.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. And didn't in Grace do. Then they have a relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the actress.

[Christy Lee]

All right, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the movie where they, they took out Andy McDowell's voice, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And they take out her face and you'd be all the way there. Oh, no, they had a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. Well, I'm looking right behind Mr. Oscar right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's some very cool photographs there

[Chick McGee]

because none of them are Andy McDowell, so we're safe.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in our aura frame. A U R. Aura frame. The aura frame. It's switching over there. There's a nice picture of.

[Chick McGee]

There's Tim Wilson. I can tell by his hat.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jess. And Jess, yeah. The aura frame, it's like a slideshow. I'll put it in old folks terms. It's like a slideshow. And you can put videos in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Thomas, if you could speak in old folks terms, if you could adjust your brain so you could relate to the old older folks listening, that would really help us out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wrote the people at Aura Frames and I said, I. I love this product because when we first started talking about it, I immediately went out and bought one. I just think it's terrific. And you. You can. It's a great gift. There's a picture of Haywood. You can put pictures in there, photographs, and then you give it to somebody. And then you can keep loading it up even from a distance. The aura frame. This is the. The very special one, the Carver matte frame. If you use the code word Tom when you go to auraframes.com, you can knock 35 bucks off the price. Once again, named number one by Wirecutter, it really is the perfect gift. We've had a bunch of love letters about the aura frames. Had a really nice one yesterday from a lady that had a bunch of sons, and they got together, got her one of these, and they're all sending her nice pictures of their families as their families grow up with new kids, et cetera, et cetera. So free, unlimited storage. Storage. You can preload it. It's a great gift. Once again, you go to auraauraframes.com look for that Carver Matte frame. Get 35 bucks off by using the promo code. Tom, Just use my name. They'll knock some cash off of it for you. Support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show, won't you? Once again, Aura Frames dot com. Terrific gift. Oh, look, there's Mr. Fletcher. Hey, Fletcher. How are you, buddy? And is there that. Is that the chickster? Okay, you can just spend the whole day looking at it. It's a lot of fun. We really like it. Hope you will, too. Coming up, we're going to check in with Christy Lee across the way with more news. Did you see the story from Cuba? That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to do it. But you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Also, we have we really have to get to the Ace Ventura update story. That's really fun. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-1-888-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Huh? There's Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick at the Orange and souls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Just looking for a picture of that monkey.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to bother you.

[Christy Lee]

The spider monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

The spider monkey they named Mirabelle.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Mirabella?

[Christy Lee]

Mirabelle.

[Tom Griswold]

Mirabelle. Zoo in Connecticut.

[Christy Lee]

Spider monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

But whenever they do these contests to name things, you notice how they restrict it.

[Christy Lee]

They give you, like, three choices or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in this case it was Esperanza, Reyna and Mirabel. And they should let people, you know, be free, write in whatever they want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, they were trying to. There was a reason for that.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you name the monkey?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I thought about it. What would you name the monkey?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, there's a picture. Look at that little guy.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Oh, God, that is so cute. Kill it before it gets older. Look at that thing. That's. That's unholy.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like.

[Chick McGee]

God. Leave that out in the sun, will you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Kill it.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like Kelly Osborne said she's been on Oz. Have you seen her?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a good look.

[Chick McGee]

Most famous people from Connecticut. Katherine Hepburn. That'd be Catherine. Katie'd be better than Mirabelle. George W. Bush. Seth McFarland. All right. Michael Bolton. Glenn Close. Oh, well, she look kind of looks like a monkey lately. Good God. Meg Ryan. Same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great. Would you. Would you. How about. They probably would get too many monkey McMuck faces.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's doing that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's gone.

[Chick McGee]

Monkey McMuck faces.

[Tom Griswold]

Monkey McMonk.

[Chick McGee]

Face. Monkey McMonk. Oh, okay. Ron Howard's from Connecticut.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Mark Twain. Nathan Hale. John Mayer's from Connecticut. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you Richmond for maybe name the monkey? Release the Epstein files. That'd be too topical.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for dragging that on the air. We all appreciate it. And our emails. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Christy Lee's at the news. What else have we missed?

[Christy Lee]

Anything an upcoming Hollywood prop auction features the prop rhino that was used in the iconic Ace Ventura scene.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know the one I'm talking about? The oversized wants that mechanical butt. Berth. Rhino.

[Chick McGee]

But. Berth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He comes out the keister.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he does. Who could forget that? Measuring 10ft long, it features hydraulic hinges, a foam tail, padded interior chair, and a removable latex backside.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You had to have. It's big enough inside to hold gym.

[Christy Lee]

What would you pay for that?

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious. I don't know. $10,000, probably.

[Christy Lee]

4 and 8. That's what they're saying. 48,000.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll go way higher.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Who's gonna want that?

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody just paid 12.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you could have that on the front door of the frat. You have to climb through the B hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You got 2020 vision, my friend. That's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Have it. The doorway to your bedroom. Single rich guy.

[Christy Lee]

What is wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to come through the keywords.

[Tom Griswold]

This will be at auction. Next to. They'll probably have something really classy, like, here's the sled from Citizen Kane. Next to it, we have the. The giant rhino with the operable keister.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is there anything from a movie you would want to own?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I can't think of anything.

[Pat Godwin]

The garland slippers, maybe?

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they're very popular.

[Christy Lee]

They are popular.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole. That's a whole saga where they were

[Christy Lee]

stolen and they're like three pairs of them or something.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sending us a message from your father from the grave by mentioning that? What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

He would have loved to have had a pair of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there. Is there more than one Maltese Falcon?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know there was one. I just thought they referred to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the. Remember the fat man takes the knife and starts chipping away at it. It's fake.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen a Maltese Falcon, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

It's on the list, and you're going falcon, aren't you? You're not going falcon.

[Tom Griswold]

Falcon. It's a falcon.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Falcon.

[Christy Lee]

Falcon. There's no l in it. Or you in it. It's a L. No.

[Chick McGee]

No U at all.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's F, a L, C, O, N. Falcon.

[Chick McGee]

You think it makes you sound smart, don't you? A Maltese Falcon. Well, I use science. Something.

[Tom Griswold]

I stand. Falcon corrected.

[Chick McGee]

Earphones or.

[Tom Griswold]

Falcon corrected. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

The Atlanta Falcons.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this. I think this prop rhino is going to go for huge money.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I'll keep my eye on it. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They say four to eight. I think it'll go for at least.

[Chick McGee]

Can we bid on it? Why don't you bet?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That kind of money, can you imagine that?

[Chick McGee]

It'd be quite the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, Kelly, can we take the doghouse that we have? And the girls made a move it so we can fit in a 15 foot plastic rhino that you can climb in the butt. I can see that's going to work out great.

[Chick McGee]

Put it in the front lobby here.

[Tom Griswold]

She can put it in the backyard and I'll get to live in it. We'll see. I'm fascinated by this. Don't forget bobandtom.com please check out the orange insoles Mayhem bracket competition. And check out the new T shirts. We got some cool shirts up there for charity but are a lot of fun. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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