The BOB & TOM Show - March 18, 2025

Summary

Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show" – March 18, 2025

Introduction and Promotions (00:00 - 00:26)

The episode kicks off with a promotional segment from Progressive Insurance, encouraging listeners to explore potential savings by bundling home and auto policies through Progressive's user-friendly online platform.

Notable Quote:

• Tom [00:15]: "The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket."

Opening Comedy Segment: "Chuck E. Cheese Hill" (00:45 - 02:13)

Hosts Tom and Chick launch into a humorous song titled "Chuck E. Cheese Hill," expressing their exaggerated frustrations with the popular family entertainment center. The song humorously highlights negative experiences, painting Chuck E. Cheese as an undesirable place to spend an afternoon.

Notable Quote:

• Chick [00:45]: "The pizza's cold and you eat it with a slobbering 4 year old in Chuck E. Cheese."

Discussion on St. Patrick’s Day and Host Absence (02:13 - 07:04)

The hosts delve into the excitement of the baseball season and upcoming St. Patrick’s Day festivities, mentioning large parades in Savannah and Little Rock, Arkansas. They inform listeners about the absence of host Mr. Godwin, who is caring for his sick son at home, and share historical insights about the first North American St. Patrick’s Day parade in St. Augustine, Florida, in 1601.

Notable Quote:

• Chick [06:08]: "That's way low."

Listener Letters: Toilet Seat in Dishwasher (07:04 - 14:37)

The show addresses a listener's unconventional method of cleaning toilet seats by placing them in the dishwasher, sparking a comedic debate among the hosts about hygiene and practicality.

Notable Quote:

• Chick [16:29]: "That has to be the loudest spit take in the history of the..."

Driver’s Ed Memories and Safety Discussions (14:37 - 35:24)

Hosts and listeners reminisce about their driver’s education experiences, sharing amusing anecdotes about unique instructors and memorable lessons. The conversation transitions into endorsements for driver safety products and services, highlighting the importance of proper training and preparedness.

Promotions: Simplisafe, Orange Insoles, and More (14:37 - 35:24)

Multiple promotional segments feature Simplisafe’s advanced security systems, Raycon's affordable and high-quality earbuds, and Orange Insoles' athletic support products. Each sponsor is highlighted for their ease of use, affordability, and quality, with detailed explanations of their offerings.

Notable Quote:

• Chick [14:37]: "Simplisafe has AI powered cameras backed by live professional monitoring agents monitor your property."

Guest Segment: Comedian Bert Kreischer (35:36 - 86:17)

The highlight of the episode is an engaging interview with comedian Bert Kreischer. Bert discusses his latest Netflix special "Lucky," sharing insights into his comedic process, memorable performances, and upcoming world tours, including dates in the U.S. and international destinations like Moscow and Dubai. He reflects on his career milestones, humorous experiences, and the spontaneous moments that define his stand-up routines.

Notable Quote:

• Bert Kreischer [86:58]: "I'm the luckiest man in the world."

Karaoke and Listener Interactions: Poop Bans and Double Dating (86:17 - 115:36)

The hosts continue with humorous discussions about popular karaoke songs and respond to listener letters on unusual topics such as regurgitated toes and the resurgence of double dating among Gen Z. They explore the humor and awkwardness in various social scenarios, maintaining the show's comedic tone.

Notable Quote:

• Chick [117:29]: "If you have an orgasm at the gym, Christy, your trainer will say, okay, give me one more."

Special Announcements and Charitable Events (115:37 - 138:43)

The show wraps up with announcements about upcoming events honoring the Cincinnati Reds and Toledo Mud Hens, supporting charitable programs like Brave Gowns and Ronald McDonald House. The hosts encourage listeners to participate and support these initiatives, emphasizing community involvement and generosity.

Notable Quote:

• Tom [137:05]: "We’re taking care of this awesome initiative."

Additional Promotional Segments (138:43 - 156:31)

Additional promotions include BetterHelp’s online therapy services, emphasizing accessibility and support for mental health. The hosts discuss the importance of seeking help and building a support system, aligning with the show's focus on community and well-being.

Notable Quote:

• Tom [151:00]: "Take care of your mental health with BetterHelp."

Conclusion and Upcoming Content (156:31 - End)

The episode concludes with a final comedic exchange among the hosts, touching on topics like generational differences and humorous takes on everyday situations. They tease the next episode featuring comedian Bert Kreischer and reiterate the commitment to providing a blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports.

Notable Quote:

• Chick [156:31]: "We still got Bert. Bert, Bert, Bert Kreischer coming up."

Overall Insights and Tone

The episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" offers a vibrant mix of humor, listener engagement, and insightful conversations. With a charismatic guest like Bert Kreischer, the show balances comedic banter with meaningful discussions, catering to a diverse audience. The inclusion of promotional segments is seamlessly integrated, highlighting the hosts' ability to maintain an entertaining and informative atmosphere.

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This summary captures the essence of the March 18, 2025 episode of "The BOB & TOM Show," highlighting key segments, discussions, and notable quotes to provide a comprehensive overview for those who haven’t listened to the episode.

Transcript

[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Christy]

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[Tom]

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[Christy]

Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states.

[Chick]

It's the Bob and Tom show. I got combat training from overseas. Now I'm the bouncer at the Chuck E. Cheese. I think I'd rather do a year in jail then another afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese Hill. Chuck E. Cheese hail I'm in Chuck E. Cheese Hill. We cater to a snot nose clientele in Chuck E. Cheese Hill. Mama drives chipper to the Chucky mall? Watches him waller in some plastic balls. The band sucks and the pizza's cold and you eat it with a slobbering 4 year old in Chuck E. Cheese.

[Tom]

Hell puke with pepperoni still smells the same?

[Chick]

You waste a paycheck on a video game Lined up out the door like the stones are in town. Ain't enough Chucky ass weapons to go.

[Christy]

Around in Chuck E. Cheese Hill.

[Chick]

I'm in Chuck E. Cheese Hill. Squalling youngins and a skeeball bell in.

[Christy]

Chuck E. Cheese Hill.

[Chick]

I did two tours of duty in.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Vietnam fighting jungle rot and breathing napalm.

[Josh Arnold]

But they couldn't torture me half as.

[Chick]

Well as little bird they boops in Chuck E. Cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Hail Chuck E. Cheese.

[Chick]

Hail. I'm in Chuck E. Cheese.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Hail.

[Chick]

I need a Chuck E. Straight jacket and a padded sail after Chuck E. Cheese Ale. That's my boy. Tim Wilson. Good morning and welcome to the Mountaintop Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And now the ladies will entertain. I guess there are guys in there too. Sammy, at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom]

The guys have clothes on.

[Chick]

Josh. I'm sorry, what?

[Tom]

The guys have clothes on.

[Ace Cosby]

The girls don't.

[Christy]

Well, that's sort of a.

[Ace Cosby]

That's kind of sexist.

[Chick]

I know.

[Christy]

It's tradition post St. Patty's Day.

[Tom]

Isn't that true of all offices?

[Christy]

Right.

[Tom]

You wear green on Monday. Tuesday you wear nothing. And we made that very clear.

[Christy]

There's Ace.

[Chick]

I'm Chick. Hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

You know what it is. Don't you know what it is? That's right.

[Tom]

Could you tell me what season it really is?

[Chick]

Why? S. Boy, it's baseball season. That's right. It's baseball season. Cubs and the Dodgers in Tokyo. First pitch here. It could have happened as I was talking.

[Tom]

Oh, that's right. Okay.

[Christy]

That's pretty fun.

[Chick]

And it's next August in Tokyo as well. It's a crazy time change.

[Christy]

They're already playing nuts.

[Chick]

It's nuts in Tokyo.

[Tom]

And then you know what?

[Chick]

They have Shohei mania.

[Tom]

And he's over there.

[Chick]

Oh, he's over there. Yeah. They've got a special building set up for Shohei merchandise, and there are lines around the block to get in and buy stuff.

[Tom]

So it's Taylor Swift esque.

[Chick]

It might be even bigger. Well, she's pretty big. Tay. Tay's pretty big. Big. Wow.

[Tom]

Okay. All right. And then college basketball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick]

The first.

[Tom]

It's all. It's all happening.

[Chick]

That's right. First four tonight. Ud Yep. Dayton Arena, Dayton, Ohio.

[Tom]

Now, the show today will be without Mr. Godwin.

[Chick]

Oh, he has not. He has not missed in a while.

[Tom]

His son is a little bit sick, so he's staying home and being a good dad, and we will proceed without him. I've asked Mr. Oscar to join us a little bit later on.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Which we'll certainly look forward to.

[Chick]

Is today his day to have his son? I'm just asking.

[Tom]

Apparently, I, I.

[Chick]

Because I remember when, you know.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I had to, you know, I had them Wednesdays and every other weekend, whatever the hell it was. And it's more. It's almost always. Sick, kid. Well, you want your mommy, don't you, kid? Come on.

[Tom]

Very, very complicated.

[Chick]

Exactly Right.

[Tom]

This involves third shifts and other complications. Well, we do have a. An update on yesterday's confusion. We were discussing the fact that the first, Apparently, I guess the very first North American St. Patrick's Day parade took place in 1601.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

In St. Augustine, Florida.

[Tom]

And I couldn't figure it out. I said, I thought Jamestown was until 1607. I have been enlightened here. Very kindly. Levin has sent us this. He goes, I am a history teacher. And finally it's paying off. He goes, I was catching up on today's show with my Raycon earbuds while grading papers. I heard you questioning the date of the first St. Patrick's Day parade in St. Augustine, Florida, in 1601. It is pretty rare that my skills as a history teacher are this useful outside the classroom, but I'm going to step up and help out.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Tom]

Attaboy Jamestown was in fact 1607. Chick is correct. The Mayflower was 1620. The reason 1601 sounds wrong is because Jamestown was the first English settlement in the New World, not the first European settlement.

[Chick]

Oh, so the Irish were here first.

[Tom]

Yes, yes. The Spanish settled the present day St. Augustine. Yeah. So there we go.

[Christy]

That.

[Tom]

This. This makes sense. He goes. I got to get back to grading papers. My work here is done. Your gratitude is payment enough, citizens. Thank you. Thank you, Lovin, for that great letter. Okay, so we got that straight.

[Ace Cosby]

So good.

[Tom]

And then there are huge St Patrick's Day parades in with Savannah and a handful of other spots, so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. We had the shortest St. Patrick's Day parade yesterday. Did you hear about that?

[Christy]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That was in Little Rock, Arkansas. The resort town held the world's shortest St. Patrick's Day parade with 40 floats, 98 foot route downtown, Valerie Bertinelli and flavor. Flavor on hand.

[Chick]

All right. Amazing guests.

[Christy]

Yeah, sounds fine.

[Chick]

Is Little Rock, Arkansas, a resort town?

[Ace Cosby]

That's what they call it on here.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I've never been. It might be amazing. I don't.

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Christy]

I have been and it isn't.

[Chick]

Don't they give you. Isn't there a visitor's center when you go into the Little Rock or go into Arkansas and they give you a little rock?

[Christy]

That's exactly right. You got to carry it around with.

[Chick]

You in a box. I think this. I'm not making this up.

[Tom]

I just know Little Rock from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. There's. There's a song in there about Little Rock.

[Ace Cosby]

It's Bill Clinton from there. Yeah, Yeah.

[Chick]

I. I'm not anywhere. You never mind where I am right now.

[Christy]

Just don't tell her where I'm.

[Chick]

Don't tell her. Well, my wife.

[Tom]

No, we do have any green food.

[Ace Cosby]

Yesterday for the kids or anything like that?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah. Anything to look forward to today?

[Tom]

No, nothing.

[Christy]

We.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. No green food.

[Tom]

Okay. No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Like green eggs.

[Tom]

I didn't go that far. I wore a green shirt. I dug up the only one I have. That was enough. We do have plenty of things to get to today, including celebrity vomit.

[Christy]

Oh, no. It's not for sale, is it?

[Chick]

Very, very public. Celebrity vomit.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Chick]

And featuring a guest appearance by a Sopranos cast member.

[Tom]

Very odd, unfortunate story.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But we'll. We'll. We'll cover that. Also, we have more driver's ed updates.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom]

Because we've been talking for some reason about the. The driver's ed situation out there.

[Chick]

I get the feeling that kids. Kids today don't really look forward to getting their driver's license the way we did. Man. I can remember.

[Tom]

Absolutely correct.

[Chick]

That was like. Are you kidding me? You can't. You had a calendar. You're marking off the days. You're. You get your.

[Tom]

I left school the day I turned 16 to go get my learners learner's permit.

[Chick]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom]

Yeah. But. Yeah. One of my sons didn't get it for two years after he turned 16. Didn't have any interest.

[Chick]

No. Yes. Didn't have any interest because they can.

[Ace Cosby]

Connect with their friends through the computer now. I guess they don't need to get out of that.

[Tom]

But you can't make out in the back seat of your computer.

[Christy]

Nobody can make.

[Tom]

Right, Josh, All American makeout artists that you are. Coming up.

[Christy]

That's right.

[Tom]

Coming up of things.

[Chick]

Celebrate.

[Tom]

A celebratory statement about Josh's sexuality is coming in the news. That's all I'm saying. So I interrupted you back to.

[Chick]

You know.

[Christy]

I look forward to it.

[Tom]

I interrupted you. I'm sorry.

[Christy]

No, it's okay.

[Tom]

Okay. Now, we. Did you. We determined that you had driver's ed at high school and.

[Christy]

Yeah. Was it.

[Tom]

Was it one of the regular teachers?

[Christy]

It was one of the soccer coaches. And then the other guy was like a teacher slash administrator, actually. He ended up being vice president at one point, so.

[Chick]

Soccer coach.

[Christy]

Yeah. Vice principal. Sorry.

[Chick]

As he was teaching when he go drive instead of goal. Right.

[Christy]

No, but when we were in an accident, he would get out, pretend he was way more hurt than he was.

[Chick]

You know, soccer players, really.

[Christy]

The flop.

[Tom]

Did you have the car with the extra brake?

[Christy]

No, no. He just had to trust us.

[Tom]

What if they still make those?

[Chick]

We didn't have an extra break either. And we. I was taught drivers ed in the high school. It was. It was like 6:15 in the morning, but. And nobody. Nobody ever missed driver's ed, man. We were there.

[Tom]

Ready. From Mr. Thatcher.

[Christy]

Thatcher.

[Tom]

Thatcher's husband. Who knows. My driver's ed teacher was also the football coach and a math teacher. He would have us drive around running all his errands. We would go to the drugstore, pick up his prescriptions. We'd stop and get him fast food. One time he came out of the drugstore. He had just purchased a pair of nail clippers and began clipping his toes in the front seat while I was learning to drive.

[Chick]

Come on.

[Tom]

That didn't happen.

[Christy]

I believe it did happen.

[Chick]

I'm not.

[Christy]

I'm just wondering if the guy did it. Because he knew how awful it was. Or if he was just that.

[Tom]

He's just that guy. Yeah, he's the football coach. He's that guy.

[Chick]

Holy hell.

[Tom]

Okay, well, thank you very much. We will look forward to hearing from you about whatever adventures you have. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail] right now. A quick preview of what's to come in sports.

[Chick]

Yes, the first four tonight, UD arena in beautiful Dayton, Ohio. I believe that's Montgomery county seat over there in the shadow of. I think there's a sign going to be erected or it might be up already. Where Chick McGee used to live in Fairburn, Ohio. People flock there every year to go see that. And we've got a new figure. As far as production wasted during the NCAA tournament and March Madness. We've got a brand new. Brand new. And Major League Baseball kicks off at Tokyo tonight at 8:00, which is our right now. Okay, that's exactly right. And let's see.

[Tom]

Is that, is that on TV?

[Chick]

It's on Fox.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

And Rory McElroy won the players Championship yesterday at an overtime situation and yeah, golf. That was golf.

[Tom]

Rory McElroy like 4 million there's there.

[Chick]

Only Rory McElroy I know who looks to me like a lady golfer. And I don't know why he's always really.

[Tom]

This is going to be unusual here.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Before this next announcement. Actually, that's right. I'm going to read this. Read this submission.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom]

But unless you're Chuck Norris.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

You want Simplisafe.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much, Chickster. Coming up, comedian Bert Kreischer will be our guest today. We certainly look forward to talking once again to Bert. He's got something new on the way. We'll find out about what that is. Right now we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show. This episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

[Christy]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

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[Christy]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

Not available in all states. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. There's Christy Lee. There's Jeff Osu. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Christy]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick]

There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Good morning. Here's Tom.

[Tom]

Oops. Thank you very much. There we go. Welcoming Mr. Osu to the Deus, if you will. Mr. Godwin once again tending to his young son who has got some kind of a bug. And so Patty G. Is going to stay home and take care of the take care of the young boy today. Young man, really? What is he, 13? Something like that?

[Christy]

I think so, yeah.

[Tom]

Well, so we hope everybody starts feeling better. We do have a lot to get to. This is our first letter to the Bob and Tom program today. Hot dog ties into a story we had yesterday that to me really changed things. You talk about, you hear the phrase game changer a lot, but often it's not a game changer. But in this case it was. And you'll see what I'm talking about when I get to this letter. This comes to us from Alex. Alex, by the way, is not from Michigan, he says, but I flew over it once.

[Christy]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick]

It Always has to be mentioned.

[Tom]

He goes, I was catching up on the show this afternoon, and I came across your story, and I want to tell you my story. We were having dinner at a neighbor's house, and our neighbor made the comment, we didn't know how we were ever going to get that toilet seat cleaned, by the way. We were in the middle of dinner, so we just took it off and put it in the dishwasher.

[Chick]

That has to be the loudest spit take in the history of the.

[Tom]

My son just looked at me. Spaghetti has never tasted the same since.

[Chick]

So a lot. We had a letter yesterday that someone does that. He was more or less crowing about the fact he unhooked, unfastened his toilet seat, put it in the dishwasher. Every now and then, every couple of.

[Tom]

Weeks, he said, I don't think that's necessary. Just if you're that concerned, clean it with bleach.

[Christy]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick]

You got to get the steam buggy.

[Ace Cosby]

But, I mean, I remember the steam buggy.

[Chick]

You heat up the water. It's a. You put it over your shoulder. You steam clean stuff, man.

[Tom]

I just read somewhere that the average toilet is cleaner than the average kitchen sink. With respect to germs.

[Ace Cosby]

I've heard that.

[Christy]

With respect to fecal matter.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's a.

[Christy]

It's. I mean, we're talking about.

[Chick]

You're gonna enjoy that when you hear it.

[Tom]

These shows.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I know.

[Tom]

Kind of a very, very. You know what I'm saying? Now, it's animal.

[Christy]

Usually in the sink.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

But nevertheless, your toilets, you're not that. I mean, unless there's been some kind of epic. Right.

[Christy]

I mean, Lysol wipes are pretty effective.

[Chick]

Yeah. Or. Yeah, just get.

[Tom]

You know, get a bucket and a. Yeah, but putting it in the dishwasher. I don't know.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That doesn't seem like a good idea.

[Christy]

Does anybody own the padded toilet seat?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my grandmother did.

[Christy]

Same here. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And then it would crack and.

[Tom]

Yeah. Also, would it give you that?

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

The best part about the padded toilet seat, when you sit down. Yeah.

[Tom]

But the best part was the temperature.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. It was always warm.

[Tom]

It was never cold.

[Chick]

Damn right. Yeah.

[Tom]

Now. Now, Josh, I know you have the aftermarket bidet.

[Christy]

Yes. And it has a. It's heated as well as it is heated. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Christy]

So every time I sit on it, it's. It's.

[Chick]

So are there heating elements that run in your. Your toilet seat?

[Christy]

They must.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

This is so complicated.

[Chick]

So the aftermarket bidet is a water feature, obviously. And Then it. It also features a toilet seat. Actual seat.

[Christy]

Exactly. And that's heated. It has a light.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Christy]

So I don't ever have to turn on the bathroom light at night. And he put the toilet seat.

[Chick]

And it's blue Bluetooth capabilities.

[Christy]

No, but it has a remote.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Tom]

Where do you keep the remote?

[Christy]

On the medicine cabinet behind me.

[Chick]

And please tell me there's an app that you can run the bidet with on your phone.

[Christy]

Not this one.

[Tom]

I'm sure someone has.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom]

So you could be. You could be in Kansas and flush your toilet in Denver.

[Chick]

That's weird. Someone's using my bidet right now.

[Tom]

That is so. Yeah, I. I need a ruling on this from someone who understands science.

[Chick]

What the dishwasher toilet seat is that.

[Tom]

Does the average dishwasher get hot enough to keep the regular dishes?

[Chick]

I'm gonna go farther. When did this sanitize feature come into our lives? The dishwasher and the washing machine. And we all have sanitize settings now.

[Tom]

That's just hotter water, right?

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah, I would think.

[Ace Cosby]

Would you wash your toilet seat with other dishes in there?

[Chick]

No.

[Tom]

A, no. And B, I wouldn't wash my toilet seat in the dish.

[Chick]

I. I bet you would.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick]

I bet there are people that have done it.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick]

You are living in a fool now.

[Christy]

Some people wash their marital aids in the dishes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, we've heard that.

[Chick]

We used to work with the lady who had hers wash.

[Christy]

So I think it's okay to put your vibrators, dildos and toilet seat in the same cycle.

[Tom]

But what about the old bps?

[Christy]

That with a toilet seat I think is fine.

[Chick]

The what?

[Christy]

I mean, we're butt plugged.

[Chick]

Oh, the butt plug.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if you say it quick, it's like you didn't say it.

[Chick]

Well, what about. What about the pee pees? The pocket?

[Christy]

Yeah, you can remove. Have you ever seen a dissected fleshlight? No, I don't remember if it was in here.

[Chick]

You took it apart, huh?

[Christy]

You can unscrew that top part or whatever and lift it out and it's just. It's all wiggly.

[Tom]

Or you're. You're acting like I've a handled a so called fleshlight. When you say you unscrew that top part. Like I have some familiarity with.

[Christy]

If I were to say what that top part were, I would be in trouble.

[Ace Cosby]

You have handled one? Yeah, in a professional manner. Oh, and Dr. St. Al, she brought one in.

[Christy]

I don't.

[Tom]

I don't recall.

[Chick]

I'm a doctor.

[Tom]

You okay? Well, I I. I need a ruling on this. Someone that knows what they're talking is. Is the sanitary.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it gets a few hundred degrees.

[Christy]

It does, yeah.

[Tom]

Is that enough to kill?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

Look that up. What's the hottest. What's the temperature of the sanitize? Hot sanitize. Hot water.

[Tom]

Wouldn't it be possible. What if it didn't reach the right temperature? What if the heating element was broken? Are you. You don't want your dishes in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I don't mean to one up you Tom, but.

[Chick]

Well, you taught us. This is how conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

My family may never speak to me again, but when I was younger there was a movement that would not go down and my dad took a butter knife to chop it up and then it went back into rotation.

[Christy]

I did not use knives for like.

[Josh Arnold]

Five years at my house.

[Chick]

Let me tell you something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now we got a show.

[Christy]

Did your dad make it clear it was going back into rotation? Like hey, no, we're not throwing that knife away.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good chi or it's a good silver.

[Ace Cosby]

Why would he use the gold silver?

[Josh Arnold]

You wash it all and you put it in the dishwasher.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's fine.

[Tom]

Here's how paranoid I am.

[Chick]

The heirloom silverware.

[Tom]

I had a dead. This was two, three houses ago. I had a dead squirrel in the toilet. And no I'm.

[Chick]

I remember that's demonic possession.

[Tom]

And it was. It was explained to me that there's supposed to be a cap on the. Which they. They put a cap on that vent in the roof. Anyways, dead squirrel in the toilet. I was. So I put on rubber gloves. I had a big wastebasket with a, you know, liner in it and I took a pair of tongs because I was afraid the minute I touched this thing it was gonna come to life. I get the dead squirrel, put it in the thing. I threw the tongs away with the squirrel, tied it up. Yeah, yeah, those tongs are. They're in a landfill somewhere with a.

[Ace Cosby]

Dead squirrel next to them them for effective sanitation sanitization. A high temperature dishwasher must be 180 degrees Fahrenheit. At least that's the minimum dishwashers hit that for sure.

[Christy]

Oh yeah.

[Tom]

But again, you can clean a toilet seat with.

[Christy]

Right, right.

[Chick]

You put that in with your regular dishes, it'll wash all the turt's right in there with your. With your slow roaster. It'll be fine.

[Tom]

But the thing about this letter is can you imagine you're at dinner with these folks at their house hey, by the way.

[Chick]

Hey. Enjoying the spaghetti?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Here's a funny story. Yeah.

[Tom]

That plate you're using was in there with the toilet seat that.

[Christy]

I can't believe your dad put the knife the poop.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't either.

[Christy]

That is really wild.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how much a good knife cost?

[Christy]

Boy, I'll save up now, dad.

[Josh Arnold]

The funny part was he wanted me to take care of the business. And I was like, no, that's it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Give me the knife.

[Tom]

Did you produce the problem?

[Christy]

Maybe?

[Chick]

Well, yeah, but we see the kind of. That's my boy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was angry that I wouldn't handle it myself and he had to go take care of it.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Chick]

Well, it's kind of like baiting the hook, isn't it?

[Tom]

Well, if you're just joining us. Lucky you. If you're. If you're just joining us. This is the Bob and Tom program. Of course, we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Happy to be here. Do you have another letter over there?

[Chick]

I do. We were talking yesterday about $1 billion. And this is from Fred. Hey, gang. Chick said yesterday that people don't realize how much a billion dollars is. Tom said it's a thousand million. Like it wasn't much difference. Well, let me put it in perspective. Fred said if I owe Chick $1 million and I paid him back at the rate of $1 per second, I would be paid off in 11.6 days. Now, if I owe Chick $1 billion and paid him back at $1 per second, it would be paid off in 31.7 years.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Tom]

That's a much better analogy.

[Christy]

Crazy.

[Chick]

And just for fun, if I gave Chick Elon Musk net worth at $1 per second, it would take 10,629 years.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Chick]

Net worth, man, not gross net.

[Tom]

Okay, wow. Good to know.

[Chick]

There you go. That. Thank you. Thank you, Fred.

[Tom]

A billion?

[Chick]

Really?

[Christy]

Rich writes in. He says he was at a friend's party Saturday night. Some were playing cards, some were playing pool, some were watching a movie. Sounds like a good time.

[Chick]

All right.

[Christy]

I was playing cards, says Rich, when I looked over at the TV and saw Chick McGee was in the movie.

[Chick]

Huh?

[Christy]

I said, hey, what movie are you watching with Chick McGee in it? They said, it's Craven the Hunter. And that's not Chick McGee, you idiot. That's Russell Crowe.

[Chick]

Oh, you know, let me. I have not gotten this much, except from the most. Pretty much one of the most important people in my life. Top two. My daughter has told me for, like, five years. You look like dad, you look like Russell Crowe. The older you get, you look like Russell Crowe.

[Christy]

Well, apparently now that.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

How much money was she asking for at the time?

[Chick]

$2,000. Okay, well, she doesn't have to ask. You know that.

[Christy]

Apparently in this new craven, the hunter Russell Crowe and you are really.

[Chick]

And well, to be honest, Russell has gained some weight, so maybe that has something to do with it. But. Yeah, there you go.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

Not a bad. Hey, I'll take it.

[Chick]

Yeah, we'll take it.

[Tom]

Favorite Russell Crowe movie.

[Christy]

Oh, maybe Gladiator.

[Chick]

Gotta be Gladiator.

[Tom]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick]

Just. What do you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, what do you think?

[Tom]

What's the one where he's the cop in la?

[Christy]

Oh, LA Confidential. Man, that's up there too. Yeah, that's for sure. In the top three Russell Crowe movie.

[Chick]

Hey, who do you think you are, Lana Turner?

[Tom]

That.

[Chick]

That is Lana.

[Christy]

Great movie.

[Tom]

I got a nice letter from a veteran of the United States Marine Corps. I was turned onto the Bob and Tom show in 1989 by a new Jersey state trooper friend of mine. You've been a daily listen for me ever since. You've bought me through good times and bad times as a mechanic for over 40 years. I've got many hours of driving with you guys on the radio. It's much like you're my family. I've gone through at least 8 of Christie and 12 of Chick's divorces, yet I've stayed married for 45 years.

[Chick]

That's way low.

[Tom]

I have listened to Willie and Sam grow up along with Tom's 35 other kids. I have literally laughed out loud and spit out my coffee often. My proudest day was when I emailed Chick years ago because I didn't like the way he pronounced Calgary. I believe you pronounced it Calgary.

[Chick]

Kind of an inside joke. The guys on ESPN are doing it. Kind of a tribute to the guy with the. The mullet. It's a hockey expert, Right?

[Tom]

Right.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

He goes ace. What can I say? The joke of the day kills me. This is not right. This is from.

[Chick]

He means physically kills him, right?

[Tom]

This is from Daryl in a place. Did you know that there's a Rio Grande, New Jersey?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, I didn't.

[Christy]

Don't worry about it.

[Tom]

All right, well, thanks. Thanks for taking the time to write. We certainly appreciate it. You can reach us, Bob [e-mail]. now, we have said we're going to limit the number of Chuck Norris jokes.

[Chick]

I for one, don't know why.

[Tom]

Now, we had an original One today we found out that Chuck Norris does not have simply say no because he just has a sign on his house saying, you know, come on in and see what happens.

[Chick]

Come on in.

[Tom]

He's Chuck Norris. That's right. Here's I like. This is from Kyle. He goes. By the way, I have a poster of all the Chuck Norris facts on my wall.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Tom]

So I apologize to the rest of the crew, but I'll just read one of them every two seconds. Someone in the United States needs blood. All of them due to Chuck Norris. So there you go.

[Ace Cosby]

I have one.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

This is from Justin. Chuck Norris's tears cure all ailments. It's too bad he's never cried. Oh, Chuck. Hey, by the way, Justin also wrote in to say, Josh, I want to take your side on this topic. I saw Disturbed last Wednesday in Louisville. They used pyro the whole time. It was awesome. Also in a college arena. No banners caught fire.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy]

Something was amiss at that one show.

[Tom]

Well, now, that's because there were banners.

[Ace Cosby]

That were scorched during Chicago. Right. Concerts.

[Tom]

But then there was also pyro in. What was it? Macedonia, where a bunch of people were killed.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we didn't need to bring that part up.

[Tom]

Well, no, I mean, I think it's irresponsible.

[Chick]

Macedonia or Chicago, I think for.

[Tom]

I mean, come on. If your music is so crappy, you have to have fireworks going off.

[Chick]

What are you doing?

[Ace Cosby]

Justin says fire has nothing to do with the quality of their music, Tom. It's just fun. And who doesn't love fun?

[Tom]

The people that are dead in Macedonia.

[Chick]

You have trumpeted kiss, and they're all fire and blood.

[Tom]

Yes, but. Well, if it's done professionally, I guess it's.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

The other guys. Just got a bunch of sparklers up there.

[Christy]

Way to store handles. Yeah. Yesterday, about women being able to achieve orgasm while working out.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Enough core work or something. Or other things can get.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

And it can actually happen. This comes to us from Anonymous. Dear Tom, you ignorant boomer.

[Tom]

Oh, thank you, Boomer.

[Chick]

The old boomer.

[Christy]

When I was in high school, I would run five miles a day for, quote, fun, unquote.

[Chick]

What?

[Christy]

Women can push their bodies to orgasm. Didn't need a boyfriend. She would just run and.

[Tom]

Whoa.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't believe. Now I'm.

[Tom]

You're gonna do a little rhyme, weren't you? Why would I was time now to run.

[Chick]

Did anyone else? A convenience store hear a on wheels while we're reading this?

[Christy]

Oh, no. Maybe it's the way I. I think she was just saying, hey, I. I've been there, okay? I have no reason. Why would a woman make this up.

[Chick]

Wait a minute. Hold it.

[Ace Cosby]

When you're ready.

[Chick]

Have you gotten close during an workout out?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but I'm trying to think if I was running.

[Christy]

I think if you're wearing the right material.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that. That has to be part.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you need something in there, you got to have. I got a letter about that too, about the jean seam rub. Ah, yeah, that's.

[Chick]

Oh, jean seam was in one of those musicals back in the 40s. Remember?

[Tom]

She was jeans.

[Ace Cosby]

You get the right seam in the right place.

[Tom]

The original story was that this woman was having orgasm at the gym.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you Kegel, right? Believe me, there's.

[Chick]

There is a scene in Pumping Iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I. He says, you know, when I lift weights, I come all the time. That's what he said.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't know that nut.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Him and his donkey.

[Tom]

All right. I'm sure many women do with their trainer, but let's see you guys keep talking about this.

[Chick]

What is a woman's. What is a woman's orgasm? What is that?

[Ace Cosby]

Women claim a lot of you.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much. Well, if you have experienced this, by all means let us know. We'd love to hear the details.

[Josh Arnold]

Send a video in.

[Tom]

Yeah, this is. This is from a so called influencer that's claiming this is happening.

[Christy]

Well, the doctor weighed in too, of course.

[Tom]

And there are many, many quacks that have. That have the little doctor.

[Chick]

You know what? Maybe I was a sports doctor there for a while.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you were.

[Chick]

Maybe. Why don't you just start calling me Dr. Dr. McGee? How about that?

[Tom]

I know I'm in time now to check in with the doctor of feet. Although he's not a qualified physician. It's Josh Arnold talking about the importance of having a stable body, starting at the feet and gumming up.

[Christy]

Yeah, especially if you work on your feet all day. If you're teaching, working construction, maybe you're out in the fields farming it up. Well, you're gonna need better support than what those tiny flimsy liners inside those shoes you have now are offering you. And I'll tell you what they're offering you. You ready to hear this?

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Christy]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much. What's coming up?

[Chick]

March Madness, of course, underway. Have you ever wondered what the odds are of filling out a perfect bracket for the NCAA tournament? I'll have some relatable, some similes, some examples.

[Christy]

Is Buffett gonna step up again this year?

[Chick]

Jimmy Warren Buffett, Yes. I think he might have already stepped up. All right.

[Tom]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick]

Please welcome back to the Bob and Tom show as Hot Lips Houlihan. This morning on the Bob and Tom show, it's Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi. That's right. In the army now.

[Tom]

You have that kind of camo.

[Chick]

No, she's got the camo shirt on. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Camo jacket.

[Tom]

Look like you're. Yeah. Looks look like you're in mash with you. Could you could be Hot Lips.

[Chick]

I've got my lips. My lips. Lips. They're so hot. Frank. My lips are hot.

[Ace Cosby]

Frank never got that. Why would she go after Frank? Got Alan Alder there. And you're gonna go after Frank.

[Chick]

Alan like Alan Alden. Huh? What about Trapper? Trapper was the one. Wayne.

[Tom]

But didn't. I thought Hot Lips came from the movie though, right?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

What do you mean? Oh, they all came from the movie.

[Tom]

But I mean the. The origin. The origin story of Hot Lips from the movie.

[Chick]

They had the same episode.

[Tom]

Oh, they did? I didn't know.

[Christy]

I don't really know. I. I'm surprised. Somebody think he was attractive?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, maybe I thought he was attractive and he was funny and.

[Tom]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy]

But.

[Chick]

Yeah, I. I feel like Alan Alda was incredibly difficult.

[Ace Cosby]

You do?

[Chick]

And is continues to be this day.

[Tom]

Not at all. We've interviewed him a few times.

[Chick]

I know he's probably been here. And he changed the oil in your car.

[Tom]

Very nice.

[Chick]

I know, but I never was that movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Same time next year. I always love.

[Tom]

Oh, I love that one.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

What about the Seduction of Joe Tynan? That kind of Gets Lost.

[Christy]

I haven't seen that.

[Chick]

That's not good.

[Tom]

I liked Sweet Liberty.

[Christy]

I don't dislike Sweet Liberty.

[Tom]

Who's Michelle Pfeiffer? Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Pretty gas.

[Chick]

Didn't he play a serial killer?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Carol Chess.

[Tom]

Yep, he sure did. Yeah.

[Christy]

I really like him in that. The Woody. The one. Woody Allen movie. He was always talking. He's like a producer and he's always talking into his. Make a note here. He's just insufferable. But he knows it. Or he doesn't know it.

[Tom]

But the wood man yeah, There's a. A channel that does nothing but play Alan Alden movies.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you serious?

[Tom]

Yeah. Oh, like.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, like me TV or something.

[Tom]

I don't know which one it was. I was.

[Chick]

When I was now here with an update with your local 70s and 80s TV channel in your area. Here's Ace. Tom's exaggerating.

[Tom]

Not when. I know. When I was skiing, there was a channel. They played nothing but MASH all day.

[Christy]

There are channels that show, like, the same show for like four hours.

[Chick]

There's. They show mash, they show Barnaby Jones, they show Cannon.

[Christy]

You get four hours of Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Chick]

Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Tom]

The only time I've ever seen that show, I was tied to a chair.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that what you were gonna say?

[Tom]

More or less. I was at the Hamilton County Jail waiting to.

[Chick]

In Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Tom]

No, waiting. Waiting for someone to be released.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the one across from the high school.

[Tom]

Yes, yes. Yeah. By the way, great city planning. I'll put the jail here, put the high school here, have the cheerleaders right over there so the boys can get it.

[Chick]

The only way I'm familiar with Walker, Texas Ranger is a clip from. It went viral not that long ago. Or a little kid had a blood transfusion.

[Christy]

Isn't it Haley Joel Osment?

[Chick]

I. I think. I think it is, yeah. And he has to. He gets very, very sick. And the quote from the show is, walker just told me I have aids.

[Christy]

Yes. It was like a special episode.

[Chick]

It was a very special.

[Christy]

Out of context, it's insanity.

[Chick]

It's insane.

[Ace Cosby]

Like during the Ryan White years. Is that when he came out?

[Tom]

So it was actually doing a public service?

[Chick]

Exactly.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Right, right.

[Tom]

The one I saw, he was just kicking ass.

[Chick]

And I like that, don't you? You're a closet. You like the movies where they beat people up. You like Roadhouse.

[Tom]

No, I've never seen Roadhouse. I've never watched.

[Chick]

Do you want to beat me up? You. Can I.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait a minute. Did you hear him say he's never seen Roadhouse?

[Chick]

I know.

[Christy]

Did you like the Braddock movies? The Missing in Actions?

[Chick]

I've never seen the Braddock movies. Oh, I never have.

[Tom]

I hate kung fu movies. I've never.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well, now.

[Chick]

See, good kung fu movies are pretty.

[Christy]

There's nothing like them.

[Tom]

Yeah, I think they're stupid.

[Chick]

They have their own.

[Tom]

What was that one? That was the big cult with the people.

[Chick]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

[Tom]

I walked out after 10 minutes.

[Chick]

That's when I had my. I realized I love Michelle.

[Tom]

Yeah. I Had much better things.

[Christy]

The old. The. The Jackie Chan. Some of the early stuff there is just.

[Tom]

All right, okay.

[Chick]

Doesn't Jackie Chan sound like a derogatory term?

[Tom]

Well, that's because of Charlie Chan.

[Chick]

Charlie Chan. I know his derogatory.

[Tom]

Why am I the number one detective in Vietnam? Is that why? Presumably, Charlie.

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know where that came from.

[Chick]

No, Charlie. I remember Werner Tolan, Sydney Tolan.

[Tom]

No, no.

[Chick]

Something told him.

[Tom]

But I mean, the derogatory term.

[Jeff Oskay]

40S.

[Tom]

The derogatory term where he says, charlie, don't surf.

[Christy]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Chick]

It came from the sea.

[Christy]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I brought. I took it. I remember learning in the Vietnam class, I think.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah, right. If you do anything.

[Tom]

Oh, I always thought it was Charlie Chan.

[Christy]

Well, most, you know, race. It's going to race.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

[Chick]

We.

[Tom]

Did you say you had another letter?

[Chick]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom, this is from Big Joe.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Big Joe.

[Chick]

I used to work at the parking lot at Walt Disney world in the 90s. We used to have a joke about the Magic Kingdom parking lot.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Only six of these seven dwarves were named at the Magic Kingdom parking lot. Which one was not used and why? Well, Doc, of course. Because that's where you park boats.

[Tom]

Please tell me this is true.

[Chick]

It's absolutely true. Hey, Chick, let's make plans so we can cancel later. I love this guy. And sorry, Ace, for that attempted humor anymore. And then he requests. He requested this. They don't have a dock section to park cars because that's where you park the boats. He requested the Greg Hahnron.

[Tom]

Okay, very good. Very good.

[Chick]

Good morning, Christy and crazy guys you work with. My husband is a huge Cubs fan and I bought him tickets to the Tokyo game today. And we are there. Whoa, Jet lag is real. It's almost seven o'clock at night. It feels like it's five in the morning because it. Can you please play us a song? Any song that you might wake us up and get us moving and ready. As we're trying to watch the. The Dodgers and Cubs live in Tokyo. Cubs up one nothing now, bottom of the third.

[Christy]

So are they ready? Are they ready for the game? Are they ready?

[Chick]

Are they ready?

[Christy]

That'll get you up and moving.

[Tom]

Okay. By the way, you're correct, Josh.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick]

No song for them.

[Tom]

Vietnamese soldiers used the term Charlie because of the sea in Viet Cong. Because in the. In the NATO Alphabet, the C is Charlie.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Christy]

Yeah. Trickster. Nailed it.

[Tom]

I always thought it was Charlie Chan.

[Christy]

No, no.

[Chick]

Well, we've covered why you would think that.

[Tom]

I think it's a reasonable jump.

[Chick]

No, no, not at all. No, no, it's. I think the descript. Uncomfortable jump.

[Tom]

Well, I mean, I think it is an uncomfortable situation. Just ask your dad. You've got guys in the jungle shooting at you. Sure, sure. There's going to be profanity.

[Chick]

You're gonna have us sticking our nose in a war we had no business being. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. You're right.

[Tom]

Once again, you got guys shooting at you.

[Chick]

Drug dealers and exotic pets. Coming up, more letters.

[Tom]

We'll certainly look forward to that. And also got this letter. Christie was talking about the padded toilet seats.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Tom]

And who had one?

[Ace Cosby]

My grandmother had one.

[Tom]

When you would sit on them. Tom mentioned that there was a sound of air coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Tom]

I have an idea for an invention. How about a combination toilet seat whoopee cushion? Oh, I like it.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Your guests go in and immediately.

[Chick]

That'd be fun.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be funny.

[Chick]

Oh, lots of fun.

[Tom]

This is a brilliant. With today's digital technology, that's got to be. I mean, you could have it. You could have speakers on the outside of the bathroom.

[Chick]

How about look who Karachi. When you said.

[Christy]

I like that, too.

[Tom]

These are all tremendous ideas. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

Auto parts. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Of course. I get choked up every time I talk about Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

It's amazing.

[Chick]

There's Jeff Hoske.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy]

Coffee is hot and precocious this morning.

[Chick]

Java house. Java House is what now? Is it robust?

[Christy]

Yesterday's was robust. Today's more playful and precocious.

[Tom]

What does that mean?

[Chick]

It means exactly what you think it is. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom]

That's meaningless.

[Chick]

I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Tom]

You should have studied art history if you want to write a meaningless prose.

[Chick]

Here's Tom. Hi, Tom. We got more letters.

[Tom]

We do have some letters.

[Chick]

Dear Chick, I've been Listening to you and the show for 28 years. I still love every minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you.

[Chick]

Whoever thinks Chick looks like Russell Crowe in my opinion is so, so wrong. He is a billion times better looking. A billion. He is so good looking. So very good looking. I'm just reading the letter.

[Tom]

Is this from your southern friend?

[Chick]

Thanks for all the laughs. You mean Frank? No, this is from Dawn.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

He wants to go out with you.

[Chick]

I tell you what, Don, here's what's gonna happen. I'll use the line I normally use.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick]

Hi, I'm Chick and tell you how it's gonna go. I don't know. You know me, I'm like you, Tom. I know. I have no game.

[Tom]

Now, we were talking about asking kickings.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

Got this letter. What are the three, the top three ass kickings in cinema?

[Chick]

Oh, oh, now we've got a top.

[Tom]

Now the nominees are.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Sonny Corleone beating up his brother in law Carlo.

[Chick]

The first time I saw it. You're exactly right. But subsequent viewings and if it's easy to see that the trash can lid misses him by miles. And I mean it was so intense that I understand why they own. They left it in the movie. But all the punches miss and okay, it's still very intense.

[Tom]

In the Unforgiven, Gene Hackman's ass kicking of Richard Harris toy.

[Christy]

It's.

[Chick]

That one is merciless.

[Tom]

Tommy Lee Jones beating the guy who struck his son and Lonesome Dove.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah, don't forget Ray Liotta pistol whipping the guy in the driveway.

[Chick]

That's.

[Christy]

That's as realistic as anything.

[Chick]

When I first movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that in.

[Christy]

Oh, Goodfellas.

[Chick]

When I first saw that, I said they had this actor come in and let Ray Liotta hit him with a pistol.

[Christy]

Yeah. I was convinced. Marty went up to. Hey, all right, look, we're gonna pay you 5 million. We're gonna pay you 5 million or you're gonna really get beaten with pistol.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that okay with you?

[Chick]

Is that okay? I need your signature on this paper. We're gonna really beat the hell out of you.

[Tom]

He made that scene in Midnight Cowboy. Remember the. Don't the guy's dentures fall out and all bloody and.

[Chick]

Oh, don't remember that.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's rough.

[Christy]

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris and movie.

[Chick]

Is that Enter the Dragon? No, it's. They're fighting the Roman Coliseum. Enter the Roman.

[Christy]

Oh, I've got to see this though.

[Tom]

I. I'll miss.

[Christy]

That's pretty.

[Chick]

How about Bruce Lee and Kareem Abdul Jabbar A little kung fu in one of. In one of Bruce Lee's movies. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Chick]

They go at it. Yeah.

[Christy]

One of the greatest fight scenes. And I think it might hold the record for the longest fight scene is in they live. Oh, yeah. Roddy Piper and Keith David. Yeah. And it's like 18 minutes long.

[Chick]

Is that where Roddy Piper says the famous I'm here to kick ass earlier in the movie?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

[Tom]

That's a good line.

[Chick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

You ever seen a real fight?

[Christy]

It's. I don't care for it.

[Ace Cosby]

I have once a bar fight. It was terrible.

[Chick]

I've seen a real boxing match. I don't think I'll go back, but.

[Tom]

I've seen a real bar fight.

[Chick]

I've never seen.

[Tom]

They don't last very long.

[Christy]

They don't last very long. And they are. The sounds are grosser than they are in the movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. It cleared the room, though. I'll tell you.

[Tom]

They're often broken hands.

[Chick]

You remember in the Sopranos after that guy picks on Meadow and Tony goes over and curb stomps him. Remember this? And he has to have a meeting at AJ's school. And he's sitting there, he and Carmela are sitting there and he looks down in his pants cuff and there's a guy's tooth in his cuff. And he just keeps talking to the guy about how they'd like to see AJ apply himself.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a story this morning that we're not going to do that involved semi digested human toes. I chose not to do the story.

[Chick]

Well, I think digestion. I think we're on to a letter that Josh might have. Did you have the letter about an orgasm?

[Christy]

I do, yes.

[Chick]

Yeah. Go right ahead.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Tom]

Now this is in the wake of the news story about the woman at the gym who says she has orgasms while at the gym.

[Christy]

That's right.

[Chick]

During exercise.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

And you know, you work your core enough perhaps. Doctors say 10% of women can experience.

[Tom]

One doctor said that a very bright, educated doctor.

[Christy]

Quack. Well, this person says it's all about muscle contractions. Obviously, she said. I talked to my high school health teacher about women's orgasms once and she explains it's a muscle contraction that will eventually lead to it. So she was one time visiting her daughter at college. She says my tummy began to have one of those awful I've gotta go sensations when she went into the truck Stop. She was trying to relieve herself quietly because it was full of people and she didn't want to.

[Chick]

Sure. Public restroom.

[Christy]

Thought it was fairly embarrassing. Well, while she was trying to remain as quiet as possible, that required some muscle tightening in the lower regions. She says, I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm while this happened, and I've never felt so smutty in my life. No, I did not moan or scream, but I felt very odd, like, what the hell just happened?

[Chick]

Whoa.

[Tom]

Well, you can. You know what it's like, Josh, to have an orgasm at a truck stop?

[Chick]

Yes.

[Christy]

Yeah. Now I don't know what it's like to not have a man squeeze a sweaty 20 bill into your palm afterwards.

[Tom]

I'll tell you what. This is something perhaps only Christy will get. What if you do have a. If you do have an orgasm at the gym, Christy, your trainer will say, okay, give me one more.

[Chick]

Yeah, they do. Yeah.

[Tom]

Ever watch a trainer count one, one, two.

[Christy]

Well, maybe you had some.

[Tom]

No reps. Then they checked their phone.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

Turned back around two.

[Ace Cosby]

See mine count three down. 19, 18. Oh, let's see.

[Tom]

Gotta check my phone. 15. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't talk to them because they get lost in.

[Tom]

Okay. Yeah. Very good. Okay, now is it time to head back to the sports page?

[Chick]

We can. We've got more letters, though.

[Christy]

My trainer doesn't count at all.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Christy]

Because you're fat. You're still fat. You're always gonna be fat. My God, you're so fat. Why are you even here? You're fat.

[Chick]

Why are you even trying?

[Christy]

It encourages me.

[Chick]

I was. Dear. This is from Helen. Hello, people. I was stationed in Orlando, Florida, back in the 80s. While in the Navy, my husband Andy went to buy weed from someone he just met, and the guy had a tarantula. And he told the guy he better put his pet up because if he takes it out, he just might kill it because of his fear of spiders. He said he wouldn't mean to kill it, but if he freaks out, who knows what would happen? The guy told him that if you blow on the tarantula, it will calm them down.

[Tom]

Oh.

[Chick]

Andy told him he wouldn't be able to blow while he's screaming. No.

[Christy]

The hardest part about blowing on a tarantula.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

That'S the problem.

[Tom]

But what if. What if that's not true?

[Chick]

While you're blowing on the tarantula, you.

[Tom]

Get up close to go and the thing strikes.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Because what? They've got the pinchers and they've got this thing in the tail Right.

[Ace Cosby]

No, you're thinking of scorpion.

[Christy]

That's a scorpion.

[Tom]

Okay. What is the transfer? Just the pinch spider.

[Ace Cosby]

Hairy spiders.

[Chick]

Oh, thanks. Yeah. And it delivers. Does it deliver venom?

[Christy]

It does deliver value, but it won't.

[Ace Cosby]

Kill you, will it? No, no.

[Tom]

By the way, update.

[Chick]

You're really sick.

[Tom]

Remember I told you a couple months ago I got the crayfish?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

And then I had to get two different tanks, but I got the right size. Of all the crayfish that were given out to the class, mine is the only one still alive.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you guys, are everybody a crayfish?

[Tom]

I'm not sure. I just found that out the other day when visiting school.

[Christy]

Well, good owners. Yeah, Yeah, a testament to this gigantic.

[Tom]

Tank with this angry crayfish in it.

[Chick]

Now, when you say visit school, do you do that like weekly or.

[Tom]

Parent teacher conference?

[Chick]

Parent teacher conference. Okay, so once again, it's different than.

[Tom]

It used to be now, but kids get to come with you.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick]

Well, that's uncomfortable.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, very, Uncle.

[Chick]

So was this an open house?

[Tom]

No, no, this was just a parent teacher.

[Chick]

But they also have an open house.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's different.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

I love the open house. Especially when you've got little kids and you got to sit in those little tiny chairs and desks. You see these great big guys crammed in.

[Chick]

Isn't there always the hot teacher, though, during open house?

[Christy]

You know, there must be.

[Chick]

You know what I mean. You know what I mean?

[Christy]

I bet you liked visiting that class.

[Chick]

That's right. I go up and I say, you know, Hi, I'm Chick McGee. And then, you know, all hell, they.

[Tom]

Go, you don't have any students here. What the hell are you doing here? I'm gonna call the police.

[Chick]

Never mind.

[Tom]

It's time to check in with our buddies at Raycon. I've got Raycon love letters over here.

[Chick]

Oh, well, for instance, me, Tom.

[Tom]

Well, people just love those Raycon earbuds. The essence of this letter is that they were left in a jacket, went through the wash. Yep. And survived.

[Chick]

So we certainly don't recommend that.

[Tom]

But, yeah, it's apparently possible.

[Chick]

And Raycons are a good bargain, too. People forget that they. And look at these features. Active noise cancellation, capable of drowning out the most maddening situations, especially during March. And quieting you internally. Maybe taking a moment for yourself. Maybe you have a loudmouth or two that you work with. Well, just put your Raycon earbuds in and away you go. Raycon's latest model. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity, quick charge function, 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery. I have no idea how they do that. And Raycon start at about half the price of other premium audio brands. And Raycon's everyday earbuds also come in a rainbow of colors. ROY G. Biv and if you don't love them, they have a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Go to buyraycon.com tom right now to get 20% off the best selling everyday earbuds brought to you by Raycon. That's buyraycon.com Tom thank you very much.

[Tom]

Don't forget we're going to be doing a special show honoring the Cincinnati Reds. Thursday, March 27th will be at Smoke Justice, Covington, Kentucky starting at 6:00am you can stop by. Brought to you by Field of Dreams Whiskey Co. And by the way, the same deal the following day. Toledo Mud Hens celebrating in Toledo mud hens, Friday, March 28. Details about the special charity T shirts we're selling. They'll be posted I think on our various social media platforms probably this afternoon. You'll be able to get a look, see at what they look like. But really cool thing in Cincinnati. We're donating the money to this great program called Brave Gowns. This is so cool. They make like little superhero suits for kids that are in the hospital. Just fun and great, a wonderful program. We'll, we'll put a link up. So if you want to just make a donation, you can at the great Cincinnati Children's Hospital. And then in Toledo it's going to be Ronald McDonald House. So I'm buying the shirts, then we're giving all the money away. So wait a minute, how's that going to work? Well, you'll find out. And they're really cool and really fun. Now we're coming right back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Go no Contest Wrestling where O'Shea Jackson Jr. And TJ Jefferson bring their hot takes with the biggest names in the game. Ladies and gentlemen, Broad Breaker.

[Tom]

Welcome to the Broad my aspirations in life.

[Chick]

I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.

[Jeff Oskay]

The prodigy Roxanne Perez. I got to talk about the Hugger Cosplay.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it was perfect, wasn't it?

[Tom]

Louisiana Knight.

[Christy]

What am I doing here?

[Jeff Oskay]

At this point? I can retire.

[Tom]

See everybody.

[Jeff Oskay]

The no Contest Wrestling Podcast, part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Is that Jeff Oskay? That's me, baby. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Christy Lee. Hey, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Ace Cosby. That joke. Joke o the day coming up. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got?

[Tom]

I got another letter here. It's kind of important. All right, sir, we've been talking about driver's ed. We've all been through it. In many cases, it was one of the high school teachers, often the gym.

[Ace Cosby]

Teacher, our football coach.

[Tom]

This comes to us from Matt. Matty, if you guys are still in driver's ed mode, I have a story for you. Even though I'm in my 50s now, I remember it well. My teacher, Mr. Peterson, in. I probably shouldn't say where this was. No. Somewhere in the great state of Wisconsin.

[Chick]

Madison. Somewhere around Madison.

[Tom]

We would have to pull over during driver's ed classes every five minutes so Mr. Peterson could open the door and spit out his Copenhagen.

[Chick]

Well, that's. That's almost heartwarming and endearing. That is Anytown, usa. It is, isn't it?

[Tom]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Wouldn't he just carry a cup with him? Come on.

[Chick]

Oh, that's almost worse. The spitters, cups and everything. And they spill and then you pick it up, accidentally drink it instead of your.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I like these.

[Christy]

Hardcore. I like these. I. I hope there are still teachers like that out there.

[Chick]

I don't know how there could be.

[Tom]

Oh, sure there are. Yeah. Again, teaching driver's ed is next to impossible. I salute them. Anyone who can do that. It's dangerous.

[Christy]

Loved it. It was a privilege to be in the driver's ed. And Josh, you got a free cheeseburger out of it. Yeah, man. Yeah. We went to the McDonald's. We talked to Coach Baines into taking us through the McDonald's drive thru, and.

[Tom]

Coach Baines had to pay for it.

[Christy]

He did? Yeah.

[Tom]

I think you should do. I think we should track down Coach.

[Chick]

Baines and buy him a cheeseburger.

[Tom]

Send him a gift certificate for a nice meal.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And say, hey, we told your story. We appreciate your hard work.

[Christy]

I should find out.

[Tom]

See if he's around. I'll spring for that with you.

[Christy]

It was fun because he and I would also play while we were driving. We would play Name that Tune.

[Chick]

Oh, nice.

[Christy]

And he and I were very, like, almost always. It was like 50. 50.

[Ace Cosby]

They're very competitive.

[Christy]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. It was fun.

[Chick]

Anybody call him Wolfie?

[Christy]

No, but I. If I had known about wolfbane, then I would. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Wolfbane. No. You don't know what wolf bane is?

[Tom]

I don't know.

[Christy]

It's some Sort of poison, but it's.

[Chick]

Poison for the werewolf and everything.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

What do you have there? So some. Some wolf pain. Isn't that in Young Frankenstein or something? Chorus Leachman. Is that one of her?

[Tom]

Not sure. Well, let's get back to the sports page. We got a lot going on. Baseball beginning officially in Japan.

[Chick]

Well, first, one more letter. Dear Bob and Tom, I turned in. Yes, I turned. I tuned into you while you were playing the audio yesterday from. And how did I forget about a diddling contest?

[Tom]

Save that forever. I love this. This is legit. It's absolutely not from a cartoon.

[Chick]

1974 in Scotland, they had the nationwide diddling contest. And it is exactly what it sounds like. People stand around and they go, well, this gentleman James said, I thought for sure Tom had finally gone off the deep end and was playing cuts from his favorite Popeye cartoons. Okay.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

Welcome to the International Scotland.

[Tom]

I found out the reason this is has. Is in the news. Apparently they just released this video a few days ago and it's circulating on the Internet. And it's great. It's classic. It was like, what is it? It black and white. It looks like it's from the 50s, but there's a couple folks with longer hair. You go, so it's not the 50s.

[Ace Cosby]

But it's guys smoking in the audience, which you never see anymore.

[Christy]

Scotland in 1974 may have been the United States in the 50s. You know what I mean?

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

They could have been just a couple decades slower.

[Chick]

That's. That's a pretty good observation.

[Christy]

But it's wonderful.

[Chick]

Things are tied up in Tokyo at top of the fifth. Dodgers 1, Cubs won. Now tonight, March Madness tips off with the first four in Daytona, a mix of bubble teams and who made the cut. And for instance, here you go. And follow me if you want to come where I've drifted.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick]

CBS Sports and TNT's exclusive coverage of the 2025 NCAA Division 1 event basketball championship starts tonight on CBS. True TV. That's right, Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick]

Oh, strap in. You have no idea. Tonight and tomorrow night, the first four games are going to be on TruTV. Tonight, St. Francis in Alabama State at 6:40 Eastern Time. And then tonight, North Carolina and San Diego State at 9:10 Eastern Time, thereabout, also on TruTV. And then two more games tomorrow night, of course. Now, might want to get a pen to paper.

[Christy]

No, thanks.

[Chick]

All games available live in their entirety across four national television networks.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

TBS, CBS, TNT and TruTV. Games airing on CBS also stream live on Paramount. Plus games airing on TBS, TNT and TruTV will stream on Max. Everybody got that?

[Tom]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

So confusing.

[Chick]

I don't know. And I'm sure fans of specific teams know exactly where they need to watch. But a casual or trying to be a passionate fan. The games are difficult to find. They always have been.

[Tom]

And by the way, if you'd like to win a million dollars and you are a genius. Your bracket, get it in because we've got something going on with our friends at Orange inshall. Excuse me. Orangeinsouls.com I'm talking about our Mayhem bracket competition.

[Chick]

It's mayhem.

[Tom]

It's mayhem. It's March Mayhem. See what we're doing here?

[Chick]

Nice.

[Tom]

Yeah. Can't say the word madness.

[Chick]

I like mayhem better.

[Tom]

Yeah, but get that in before the first game starts. Once again, it's bobandtom.com contest. One of the great things about this is you learn about colleges you didn't know existed.

[Chick]

Oh yeah, like Wofford and St. Francis and a lot of great schools.

[Tom]

I mean when I was a kid, Davidson. That's the only reason you heard of. You'd hear about Notre Dame and USC and because of sports.

[Chick]

All those little schools.

[Ace Cosby]

Gonzaga. Never heard of that. Basketball.

[Chick]

I get those little. When we draw for who's going to win our tournament, those are the schools I get. Oh, I got Wofford and Penis State and Wow.

[Christy]

The nun is for what school?

[Tom]

She's still alive.

[Chick]

And she's still alive.

[Ace Cosby]

Are they in the tournament?

[Chick]

105. They are in the nitrogen. Okay. In the big tournament. And millions of. Tom, ladies and gentlemen. Now with his seasonal pick for the National Invitational tournament. Tom, would you care to look at it?

[Tom]

Oh, I hate to nitpick.

[Chick]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom]

Thank you.

[Chick]

Celebrating the 42nd year.

[Tom]

I joke. Celebrating 42 years.

[Chick]

And here's something else that'll make him mad. Millions of Americans going through the March Madness bracket. The popularity of bracketology has picked up since the 70s and 80s and it is. That's right. Big business and a big distraction. A study released by Challenger Gray and Christmas this week.

[Tom]

These guys are the ones that always say we're losing productivity. Important work.

[Chick]

A work outplacement firm estimates lost productivity during the three week tournament. Tournament totals $17.3 billion.

[Christy]

Well, I mean, this is unacceptable.

[Chick]

That's too much.

[Christy]

We've got to not allow any of.

[Tom]

This chain people to their desk.

[Christy]

That's right. That's a lot of money, Tom.

[Tom]

Don't let them have breaks. Just.

[Christy]

We can't have it.

[Chick]

And the odds of filling out a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion.

[Christy]

Well, no wonder I've only done it three times.

[Ace Cosby]

1 in 9.2 quintillion.

[Tom]

It's a lot.

[Chick]

You have better odds of picking one specific grain of rice from all the rice ever harvested in human history. What?

[Ace Cosby]

That puts it in perspective.

[Chick]

I've got more. Are you ready?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Goodness gracious. Sakes alive. And you have better odds of winning the Powerball jackpot three times. You have better odds of getting struck by lightning five times. You have better odds of correctly picking one specific person on earth. And as it changes, correctly picking out one specific hair on their head.

[Tom]

Head.

[Christy]

Well, that's insanity.

[Chick]

Well, that's 1 in 9.2 quintillion.

[Tom]

So you're saying it's not impossible, right?

[Chick]

You're saying damn near there is a chance.

[Tom]

Yes, that's exactly.

[Chick]

Okay, so remember to enter our content and see how you and the sloppiest athlete in the history of the world. Of course, that's Lionel Messi. Okay, I'll have an update here.

[Tom]

Okay. If you're just joining us, thanks for joining us and we certainly appreciate your being here. We are, of course, the Bob and Tom show. And we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Well, look who's here. It's Chick McGee. Hello.

[Chick]

The sloppy Lionel Messi. The will miss Argentina's World cup qualifier against you are way and Brazil over the next eight days because of an injury to his abductor.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, abductor.

[Chick]

Nope. It says a D, D U C T O R. I thought it was an abductor, but evidently. I think it's in your stomach. Stomach. Look, that who's who.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll look it up.

[Chick]

Weren't you pre med, John?

[Christy]

I was, yeah.

[Chick]

Look up.

[Christy]

Spell it for me.

[Chick]

A D, D, U C T O, R. That's what the stories.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know if that muscle of the hip actually.

[Chick]

Oh, a hip.

[Christy]

Oh, your hip adductor.

[Chick]

Yeah, well, that's why he's having hip problems. He's 37, a doctor, damn near killed.

[Ace Cosby]

He's used for bringing the thighs together.

[Chick]

We've all known someone who can't keep their thighs together.

[Christy]

Yeah, what's the old joke? Ah, they're finally together.

[Tom]

That's the graveyard joke.

[Christy]

Yeah, right.

[Chick]

Oh, you were standing there at the tombstone, weren't you? Looking at the grave?

[Tom]

Yeah, they got the twin tombstones.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

You see, old widow Johnson had finally passed away.

[Chick]

Right, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sorry.

[Christy]

She was buried Next. Jeff? I don't know. She was buried next to Mr. Johnson, of course. I said, oh, yeah, she's. She's finally. They're finally together. And my friend said, oh, the man and wife. And I said, no, her legs.

[Tom]

The widow was a.

[Chick]

That's.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

We need to get right to the point. In spite of several interruptions and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry.

[Chick]

We have a video presentation for this next story whether you like it or not.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan vomited.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want to see the video.

[Chick]

In the second half of Monday's Heat Knicks game, interrupting the action at Madison Square Garden. I believe we. He had some very nice, very nice seats. There it is right there. Oh, wow.

[Christy]

Was he empathy vomiter?

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Christy]

How did this happen?

[Chick]

I don't know. There was a pause in play with 609 left in the third while workers cleaned the vomit from the area. Christie's going to be sick. Give her some room. They had to clean the area, as you could see from his seat. The delay lasted more than 10 minutes. A spokesperson for the Garden said they hope Tracy feels better soon.

[Ace Cosby]

They're too much green beer.

[Chick]

Looking forward to seeing him back in the courtside. It looked like he had some sort of bean dip.

[Christy]

Oh, it did.

[Josh Arnold]

A five layer dip.

[Chick]

Yeah. Ace laughed really hard when I said that. The next one, 116.95. And also special appearance by Steve Sharipa from Bobby Bacala.

[Christy]

I love Soprano.

[Chick]

Yeah. He was setting. Sitting next to Mr. Morgan.

[Christy]

Cool.

[Tom]

Now the next one. So maybe they'll consider this something lucky. They'll have to bring them back. Back to puke every game.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Volume is what threw me off y.

[Christy]

Like there was a large all day.

[Ace Cosby]

He is a large guy.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But.

[Chick]

Yeah, you know what we need to do now is get like an 8 by 10, a beautifully printed picture of that and put it and hide it around the building so Christy can see it.

[Tom]

He can afford the courtside seats. He made 90 million from that.

[Chick]

Oh, a comedy tour.

[Tom]

Walmart lawsuit. Oh yeah, I got hit.90 million. Yikes. You have to pay taxes on that.

[Chick]

Injury or what?

[Tom]

I.

[Chick]

But I think so.

[Tom]

Like the guy, the guy that got 50 million from Starbucks yesterday.

[Ace Cosby]

But even if you have to pay taxes on it, it's still what, 25 million?

[Christy]

I bet you do have to pay taxes on it.

[Ace Cosby]

No. In this country. Yes.

[Christy]

That was even I was gonna.

[Chick]

Do you have any idea how much you sounded like my mother.

[Christy]

I know it was.

[Chick]

Did I tell you my famous story? I'm at a monster Truck. And we were there, and I was welcoming the crowd.

[Tom]

With your mom?

[Chick]

With my mom. And they're. They're playing the Star Spangled Banner and the land of the free and the home of the brave. And on the land of the free. My mother. From behind me, you hear her go, well, you pay for it too, honey.

[Tom]

The song wasn't even old.

[Chick]

That was. That's a true story.

[Christy]

Couldn't help herself.

[Chick]

That was. That was my mother. That's all you need.

[Tom]

Were you down on the floor where the trucks were?

[Chick]

No, no, no. I had come up after everything, and I was. I had the good fortune of sitting in the close proximity of my mother when she said that. Yes.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick]

All right.

[Tom]

Good to know.

[Christy]

And the home of the brave. I've met some cowards here, too.

[Chick]

Well, you need to know about my mother. You need to know that. And also that once Charlie Pride made his television debut, she did not listen to his music ever again.

[Christy]

Well, that is unfortunate.

[Ace Cosby]

That is unfortunate.

[Chick]

Stupid and uninformed.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick]

Boston Red Sox rookies Roman Anthony and Marcello Mayer. Mayor Marcelo Mayor. Were given the task of buying the entire Red Sox team coffee as part of a rookie hazing ritual.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Chick]

According to the fabulous athletic. A good, good app. Good. Follow there. The prank began when Mr. Anthony was chatting about coffee with veteran pitcher Walker Bueller. Thank you. Who decided the rookies would buy coffee for everyone the next day. At that point, Anthony had a list of 76 orders, each one with their own specialized syrup request. You know how it goes. The following morning at his local Starbucks. What?

[Christy]

In Boston? You gotta go Dunkin Anthony.

[Chick]

No, this is a spring training.

[Christy]

Oh, okay.

[Chick]

Anthony and Mayor had to read off each individual order and pay one at a time so that each cup would have a player's name on it.

[Ace Cosby]

Working that day.

[Chick]

The Starbucks.

[Tom]

Can you imagine if you're the guy behind them?

[Ace Cosby]

I would have gone to investor.

[Chick]

That is you. Yeah, that would be behind it. Yeah.

[Tom]

Wow. 76 individual orders.

[Ace Cosby]

By the time they got to the 76, the first would be called cold.

[Chick]

Starbucks crew crafted each drink over an hour.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Chick]

With the bill totaling over $600.

[Ace Cosby]

They had to have sent them out and they.

[Chick]

They said that the. The socks said the. The barista. Barista's. A hefty cash tip for all their.

[Christy]

Yeah, I bet.

[Chick]

After about 20 orders and more than 50 to go, the Anthony's credit card was declined. In the chaos. Chaos of their morning, Mayor didn't think to use the Starbucks app. Apt to pay for the order, which would have earned him stars toward future purchases.

[Tom]

Yeah, but warning.

[Ace Cosby]

Here we go.

[Tom]

Starbucks. Those stars don't last forever. They screw you on that.

[Ace Cosby]

Nothing lasts forever, Tom. I hate.

[Chick]

Hey, Josh Bear.

[Ace Cosby]

Bad news.

[Chick]

Well, they screw you, too. I'll tell you that.

[Christy]

I bet they do.

[Chick]

Good old America.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Mama McGee's upset.

[Tom]

Land of the free, my ass.

[Chick]

You pay for it, too.

[Tom]

Hey, my. My star is expired.

[Christy]

You know what? You tell them, Mama McGee.

[Chick]

They realized the day before that neither of their cars were big enough to transport 76 coffees and fit all the trays. So they asked another minor leaguer, Max Ferguson, for help. They were nearly perfect. Only Garrett Crochet's order was incorrect. One out of all the orders they took.

[Christy]

That's very impressive.

[Chick]

He wanted hot coffee, but instead got ice.

[Tom]

Iced coffee, as Christy said. I don't think any of them got hot coffee. It took him an hour to make it.

[Christy]

That wasn't about the coffee, though.

[Chick]

You got it.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

You got to order again.

[Tom]

The guy behind them. I just wanted a black coffee. I'll go somewhere else.

[Chick]

My mom would not have said that. She didn't even like black coffee.

[Tom]

Underscore the previous. You ever lit on that?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. Coming up in the news, Me.

[Chick]

Who the hell is that?

[Tom]

Coming up in the news, a celebratory story. Story about Josh's glorious sexuality.

[Christy]

I wonder what this is.

[Chick]

What is it? Say that again.

[Christy]

This is the second time he's teased it this morning.

[Chick]

I heard. Glorious sexuality.

[Tom]

Yes, yes. Celebratory story about something in the. It's. We have to be very delicate with this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

It's kind of. Never mind.

[Christy]

But it's something I've. That I can celebrate.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick]

And a world record, and you might.

[Tom]

Need to use your latter.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

I'll give you that much of a hint. Okay.

[Chick]

You're welcome, Angus.

[Tom]

Okay. The Colonel.

[Chick]

Colonel.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's. It's a tuna place. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 20th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom]

On that just around the corner.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Good news for Josh. Dodgers ahead, 3 1. Top of the sixth over there in Tokyo.

[Christy]

Wow.

[Chick]

Over the Cubs. There's Christy Lee. There's Jeff Osu. Hello, Josh. You all right?

[Christy]

I'm good, man.

[Tom]

How about you?

[Chick]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I Didn't believe.

[Christy]

Glad you're doing okay.

[Chick]

I'm okay. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think o'reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom. Oh, that's right. I like that.

[Tom]

Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly.

[Chick]

Oh, auto parts.

[Tom]

You gotta wait for the auto part parts, then you get the.

[Chick]

Oh. Ow.

[Tom]

There you go. It's more of an ow.

[Chick]

You didn't do it right.

[Tom]

Now we have are the Closer and sports.

[Chick]

We've got this stupid world record. I know. Every day I come in here and I say, this is the most ridiculous record we've ever had today. Today is no exception.

[Tom]

Okay, good one.

[Chick]

The oldest licensed ambulance in the United States earned a Guinness world record when two men drove it more than 3,200 miles from Hollywood, California to Hollywood, Florida.

[Christy]

Did the patient die?

[Tom]

Well, sadly, just before they crossed into.

[Christy]

Nevada, the guy redlined whatever whatever.

[Chick]

The 1972 Cadillac ambulance took the cross country journey with the team from Symbiosis Ambulance. They just got a thing, man. And axing continuing education and emergency medical service. Not for profit.

[Tom]

Boy, that kind of fun.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy]

Did they have the sirens on the whole time?

[Ace Cosby]

Is it. What was the point?

[Chick]

I don't know. Waste gas.

[Tom]

It's a 1972 Cadillac. So it's a super cool ambulance.

[Ace Cosby]

Are they putting it in a museum or why did they drive cross country?

[Tom]

Because it's there. I don't know. To set the record and set a world record. It's a licensed ambulance. Fun, fun. I'm saying they probably had the siren on the whole way. Speeding, huh? Get pulled over. Hey, sir, we got a guy in the back here. We got to get him to.

[Chick]

You know what this reminds me of is gumbo rally. Yeah, well, Michael Saraza and Tim McIntyre. Great movie. Go ahead and watch.

[Christy]

I'll have to check that.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much. Is that sports?

[Chick]

Yes, it is.

[Tom]

Okay, thank you very much. It's time now to go that direction. Wait a minute. You know something? It's not time to do that because I promised we would do this. Ladies and gentlemen, if you please.

[Chick]

That was not me. I'm sorry. What?

[Christy]

Ace, do you know crocodiles can grow up to 20ft?

[Chick]

Crocodiles can grow almost long as 20ft.

[Christy]

No, no, no. It's important to. He said, did you know they can grow up to 20.

[Tom]

20Ft? Feet.

[Chick]

They can grow up to 20ft, but most just have four. I don't know why.

[Tom]

The key is the verbiage, really.

[Chick]

I know I'm gonna own it, but that one really pissed me off.

[Christy]

No, I'm with you.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah, Right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Twenty is too many feet.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah. That's like five. Crocodiles or alligators.

[Ace Cosby]

Joke of the day, brought to you by Sleep number Sleep Better Together. Sleep number Smart beds started only 9.99. Exclusively at a sleep number. Store prices higher in Alaska and Hawaii.

[Tom]

And we're not doing the story about the regurgitated human toes.

[Christy]

Was that out of a gator?

[Tom]

No, it was worse out of a person. What?

[Ace Cosby]

Why do you keep bringing it up?

[Tom]

Because we're not going to do it, that's why.

[Christy]

But was it out of a person? Did a person regurgitate toes?

[Chick]

Here's the thing.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm going to do it.

[Chick]

Did they? You're not.

[Tom]

You're going to.

[Chick]

Did it go through the digestion process? Yes.

[Tom]

The toes, they were, I think, just partially digested.

[Chick]

Partially.

[Tom]

They were. They were up.

[Chick]

So that's how. Oh, they were vomited up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You know, I'm telling you don't want to do this.

[Chick]

You vomited toes?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Much like Tracy Morgan.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe that's what he.

[Tom]

Okay, let's just move forward here. Chris, what have you got?

[Chick]

I mean, they might have been Fritos. How's that? Ace, huh? Yeah, I don't blame you.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a new study out there we know how we love studies, and it finds men who perceive themselves as less desirable than their female partners may be more likely to perform oral activities.

[Christy]

Oh, this also goes the other way, too. You know, you're the old.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick]

You know, who was adept at common lingus?

[Christy]

Who's that, sir?

[Chick]

The hunchback.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah, Man. He had to be real skilled.

[Chick]

He was the master.

[Ace Cosby]

So scientists said men who saw themselves as less desirable were more motivated to please their partner sexually, which led to more frequent oral relations.

[Christy]

I get down there and I spell out the word sanctuary with my tongue.

[Chick]

And I hear the bells.

[Tom]

The bells. But let's. I mean, and I mentioned this is a glorious story for you, Josh, because we know you just do it for the love of the game.

[Christy]

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

You're a thorough and generous lover.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Tom]

You're wondering why I didn't give the whole story it. This is a really extensive.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I kind of believe this for sure. Yeah.

[Tom]

But they. They use the phrase that I've never seen before. They are called mate value.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Mate value.

[Tom]

Mate value. In other words, if they worded something like if the man feels his mate value is lower than the woman and there's always.

[Chick]

In whatever relationship. I believe that dynamic exists. Don't you think one thinks they're bad? Not all.

[Tom]

I think there are certain cases where it's very clear.

[Christy]

But that's as an outsider.

[Ace Cosby]

Certainly as an outsider.

[Chick]

The aforementioned hunchback.

[Christy]

Right.

[Chick]

His girlfriend, much better looking than him.

[Christy]

The old. Is she really going out with him?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But the term mate value, to me it sounds like it's like a coupon at the Outback Steakhouse. Make out your mate value.

[Chick]

Hello, mate. I'm not your mate.

[Tom]

But. And this was done with nearly 500 heterosexual couples, by the way, so kind of interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

I've always believed that.

[Chick]

Now what do you mean by that? Do you think of the same sex world? That tends to be more balanced.

[Tom]

I don't know. I just. I'm saying that's what this, this study was about. That. I'm not suggesting any. There'd be any difference.

[Christy]

Oscar, have you ever been with what you would consider a woman An 8 or above?

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Have you ever been with what you would consider a three or below?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Now do you think the threes, or we'll say 5 and below and 5 and up. 5 and belows try harder than the 5 and ups? Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

By far.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think.

[Chick]

I think the best per. I think the best person that you can be is someone who was an ugly child who turned into a handsome or beautiful adult because they've got a decent personality and they're. They're great looking.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm talking about yourself.

[Chick]

No, I'm talking about, you know, the ugly duckling or whatever. It's some hideous, you know, like Tom was hideous. What were you, five, two and £180 chick.

[Christy]

I think you're really. I think you're onto something there. And it's not the case for everybody, of course, but I think that's really a stew.

[Chick]

If you've always been a face man, you're always gonna. You know, there's kind of a. An underlying dick in there somewhere.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yes.

[Chick]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom]

Interesting.

[Chick]

Just ease back and take a look at me, baby.

[Christy]

It's why the service at some Hooters was always less than ideal because they knew they were going to get tips.

[Ace Cosby]

Anyway because they were so pretty.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

But did you enjoy the servers at a force mentioned location? They were irritated because you. If you got caught looking at their cleavage or whatever, you know, I didn't.

[Christy]

Experience that, I think I would have been upset. Yeah. Oh, you're really. You're annoyed that I'm looking at your boobs, right?

[Chick]

Is that right? You think they come here for the food?

[Christy]

Oh, I do.

[Chick]

They do have great wings.

[Christy]

Yeah. Yeah. Smothered chicken sandwiches.

[Chick]

Oh, my God.

[Tom]

Coming up, Christy Lee, what's happening?

[Ace Cosby]

Regurgitated table story.

[Tom]

No, I don't want to read it.

[Chick]

We're coming back with it.

[Tom]

No, it's disgusting.

[Christy]

It was a dog, wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Did I tell you I actually went out with the Hooters girl?

[Ace Cosby]

Did you?

[Josh Arnold]

She worked in the back, but she, she was on fries.

[Ace Cosby]

She smelled good.

[Christy]

Yeah. Oh, they got those curly fries.

[Chick]

Get that out of your hair.

[Tom]

What's coming up?

[Ace Cosby]

Coming up, could banning pornhub be Canada's nuke in the trade war? We'll talk about that. And regurgitate double dates could be coming back. And a very interesting twist on coffee. It'll get you up in more ways than one.

[Tom]

Okay. And we have a Castrakiakanamopoulos with our NFL draft updates.

[Chick]

Thanks for the warning.

[Tom]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, at the Silac Insurance news test here, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick]

Hello, Josh. Arnold. Hi. Hello, gorgeous. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. We have a guest, don't we?

[Tom]

I think we're gonna go up to the satellite. And there he is from Los Angeles, California, it's comedian Kostaki Economopoulos.

[Chick]

That is a green shirt.

[Tom]

Our NFL correspondent. Hey, Kostaki. How are you, sir?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm good.

[Chick]

I'm good.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Happy to. Happy to give you guys a ring. And NFL free agency. Frenzy time.

[Tom]

Yeah. Are you also following college basketball this season?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No. I have no idea what's going on.

[Tom]

Really? You just, you just. NFL 12 months a year.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Chick]

How about. I will have a question here? How about. Are you. I'm sorry, Are you taking questions? Sure.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick]

How do you feel about the Falcons paying Captain Kirk $10 million and Mr. Cousins is on the team? Evidently.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's fine at this point.

[Chick]

It's at this point.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

At this point, you have a shot at making a deal to get him off the books to another team. You got a lot of window to Work with. And hey, worst case scenario, you just have a pricey backup at this point. It's fine.

[Chick]

That's true. That's true. Yeah, you're right. When he's right. When Kostaki's right, he's right.

[Tom]

Now when Kostaki's on the road, which is going to be this weekend, Janesville, Wisconsin, at the Comedy Cabin. Coming up on the 20th, the 21st, it's Waterloo, Iowa, the Eagles Club.

[Chick]

Wait a minute. Go back to the first one.

[Tom]

Janesville, Wisconsin, the Comedy Cabin.

[Chick]

The Comedy Cabin. Yeah, I'm there.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a little small to.

[Tom]

And then Eau Claire's. Oh, wait a minute. We got to sing this next one. You're going to be at the Brick House. Oh, yeah, it's a brick house in Eau Claire. And then the 23rd, Davenport, Iowa's Renwick Mansion. Yes, I'll be at the Renwick.

[Christy]

Incredibly haunted.

[Chick]

Kostaki, get off the Davenport.

[Tom]

Now, Kostaki, tell us you've been getting ready for the NFL draft. Your thoughts?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I. Well, this time of year, I like the language in the NFL. I don't like the word divorce, say, because it sounds like you're hard to get along with. So I'm going to go with free agent.

[Chick]

I like that better. That's good. That's very good. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And I want the guaranteed money up front. I don't trust contracts. My last contract was until death do us part, she's still alive.

[Chick]

So.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It'S a full quarterback carousel right now. A lot of quarterbacks have signed a new teams and now it's 2am and the bar just flipped on the lights and only Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers are left. Hey, Giants, if Aaron Rodgers wants to go back into the darkness, he has a retreat for that. He doesn't need you guys. The Giants said they will look under every rock for a quarterback. Maybe just focus on the draft and free agency. I don't know if you need to. The Giant said they're considering selling 10% of the team. Boy, I hope it's the part that lets Saquon Barkley walk. That's the part you should sell.

[Tom]

It's not a good move.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Steelers have an offer on the table for Aaron Rodgers. In doing his own research on Pittsburgh, Rogers unveiled the truth. It's not three rivers. It's two rivers combining into one. You see, he looking forward to some more hot takes from Rogers in Pittsburgh. And you thought the towels were terrible. All right. The Seahawks coach said Sam Darnold's best days are Ahead of him. He means retirement. Right. That's a nice chapter of life for a guy, you know, eventually. Take it easy, Justin. Field side with the Jets. The ACLU has issued a statement that playing quarterback for the jets is a violation of Justin's constitutional protection against cruel and unusual punishment. It's very cruel. The Falcons have, for the minute, as Chick pointed out, retained Kirk Cousins, which makes sense. In the south, we love Cousins.

[Chick]

All right. Hello.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Chiefs restructured Mahomes with all the arrests. You think it's the whiteouts who need the structure? A den mother of some kind? Maybe get some issues. Some of OJ's personal items are being sold at auction. So somebody has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, rob the place and lead a low speed chase in.

[Christy]

A white Ford Bronco.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

A fitting tribute to the man you could pick up. A living bible signed by Robert Kardashian to O.J. simpson. I can't believe either one of those guys could hold a Bible for more than two seconds. Maybe that's what the gloves are for.

[Tom]

Ah, there we go.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He didn't attend the combine, but it looks like Ravens kicker Justin Tucker has also been doing the broad jump. Sixteen broads.

[Tom]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The list of people accusing Justin Tucker of sexual misconduct is now up to 16. Looks like someone is on his way to an unprecedented, huge guaranteed contract with the Cleveland Browns.

[Chick]

Yeah, nowhere near the. Nowhere near the record. 27, 29. Somewhere around in there. Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

By the way, last week, Deshaun Watson got engaged, apparently to a woman who hasn't read the news in five years.

[Ace Cosby]

She's very forgiving.

[Tom]

Or she.

[Chick]

She likes. She's into it. Right.

[Tom]

Or she can read a bank statement.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's just a matter of time before DeShawn rubs her the wrong way. That ring is the first thing he's put on a woman's hand. That's not his junk. The Patriots released Sione Taki.

[Christy]

Taki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Why? Because his last name was determined to be inefficient. You gotta get that. That's too many Takis.

[Chick]

Taki. Taki. Taki. Taki.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's redundant. The Chargers will play a home game in Brazil this year. You know, in Notre Dame has touchdown Jesus, whereas Rio up on the hill there. They have incomplete past Jesus.

[Christy]

They sure do.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Bill Belichick asked North Carolina to copy his girlfriend on emails.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And I have asked that Bill copy me on any nude photographs.

[Christy]

Really?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

She said 28 to 3. He owes me.

[Tom]

What?

[Chick]

You know what?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm saying Dak Prescott.

[Christy]

Finally.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Dak Prescott says the Cowboys are very close to the Eagles, only in an alphabetical listing of mascots. Good night, everybody.

[Tom]

Thank you. Once again, starting Thursday night, it's the Wisconsin, Iowa, Wisconsin, Iowa Hunk. Yes. Stocky. Where do they find you if they want to get all these dates down?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Castocky.com has all the clickable ticket links, and you can catch me on Facebook at all pro lines and at Kostaki Economopoulos on the social media platforms now.

[Tom]

Kostaki, you are a single man once again. Oh, yeah. Have you had any luck out there?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I've had a lot of luck at the poker table. That's my new girlfriend.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I noticed that. Congratulations.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, it's nice when you, you know, when you go on a date to the. To with poker, sometimes you come back with more money than you left with.

[Chick]

So that's.

[Christy]

That is nice.

[Ace Cosby]

So when you have four queens, that was a nice draw.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

I didn't win a high hand.

[Chick]

That was.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That was fun.

[Chick]

What do you. What do you play? Is it Texas Hold'em or something? Or what do you play?

[Tom]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, it's mostly Texas hold'em. I've been experimenting with limit Texas hold'em, which is the opposite of the hot trendy thing, but it's. It's a little bit of a throwback game, but I'm digging it.

[Tom]

But no ladies?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No ladies. No, no. Ladies are complicated and tricky, and poker is easy, comfortable.

[Christy]

As a joke, do you ever call out, hey, what's wild?

[Chick]

Or. Or try this at the next game. The A's are good, right?

[Tom]

Is there any joking at all at a poker table?

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's kind of what I like. One of the things I like about it's a bunch of dudes talking about sports and busting balls and. Yeah, it's. It's often very goofy and light.

[Chick]

Do they ever serious.

[Tom]

Do they ever recognize you?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, you know, weirdly, yes. When I'm in the Midwest, every once in a while, someone will go, are you Kostaki Economopoulos? Yes, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you play Vegas?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Very weird place to be recognized.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you play Vegas a lot? Is it different there?

[Chick]

Yeah, it's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes, it's different in Vegas, but it's, you know, it's the same. It's the same basic premise. One of my favorite memories in all of my comedy years life is one night I was working with Emo Phillips, and Emo is like a crazy vampire. He. He stays up all night. He doesn't. He sleeps during the day. And he go. He goes out at night. So I asked him to go to lunch because I don't do anything during the day. But if you want to do something after, I will. So after the show, it's me and Emo, and I go, what do you want to do, Emo? And he goes, well, it's up to you. What would you do if I weren't here? Well, I would go down to the Flamingo and play poker. He goes, let's do that.

[Tom]

O.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So Emo sat over my shoulder for two hours, and I taught him how to play Texas hold'em. And it was one of those magical nights where, like, I was guessing all the styles of the players, like, when we first sat down. And as the evening went on, everything came exactly true. That I predicted and I won a bunch of money. And Emo was like, this poker thing is fun. It was so great. Great. It was such a fun. It was such a fun night.

[Christy]

So cool.

[Tom]

So no dating, huh? Okay. Sorry.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Emo.

[Tom]

I hate cards, and I'm terrible at it.

[Chick]

I can't imagine you at a poker table. What are we playing again? I'm sorry. What's.

[Tom]

My college roommate, one of my college roommates literally paid his way through college playing poker.

[Chick]

There are those.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, he's very good. Yeah, no, it's a special skill I don't have.

[Ace Cosby]

Brad Garrett plays a lot, too.

[Tom]

He's always.

[Ace Cosby]

And he takes his dog with them. Are they allowed that?

[Chick]

Oh, is he. What is he that guy?

[Ace Cosby]

That guy.

[Tom]

Good for him. Good for him. So, Kostaki, you don't have a dog either, do you?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No, he's fine.

[Chick]

Have a plan?

[Tom]

No.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

No women, no dogs. Just sorrow and cards.

[Chick]

Not at all. He's doing great.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Two daughters that I'm running around.

[Chick]

It's interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

He's got two daughters. He's a happy man.

[Chick]

Wouldn't you like to talk to Tom about his real opinion of all of us? Wouldn't that be. We're. Well, chick. He's. He's just.

[Tom]

They say we're in Vegas, there are hookers, you have a big night at the table.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm not opposed to hookers at principle. It just seems yucky, right?

[Tom]

I would think, yeah, rather.

[Chick]

Well, I mean, it's fine, but I just.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It doesn't seem. I mean, the whole point of being with somebody is that they want to be there, too.

[Chick]

Not. Not actually. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. Kaki. The. The tour begins. Janesville at the Comedy Cabin.

[Chick]

Coming cabin, baby.

[Tom]

Thanks, Kaki.

[Christy]

I want somebody who's, who's as anxious to get out of there as I am.

[Chick]

Let's, let's wrap this up.

[Tom]

Okay. Thank you very much. Much. Chick McGee is right across the way. They're speaking of having fun.

[Chick]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Coming up, we have karaoke in the news. We have the San Diego zoos with something fun and then a pornhub maybe. Maybe in the news for us. We'll find out what the latest is from the. From the website pornhub. It's all coming up. We are in the Aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick]

Best Hollow note song. Hi, welcome back. That's what we're talking about.

[Christy]

She's gone man eater.

[Ace Cosby]

I love that one.

[Chick]

I'm gonna have to say Las Vegas turnaround to where John sings a little bit. It's not bad. Hi, welcome back to the Bob show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac insurance.

[Ace Cosby]

News desk anchoring to get going here.

[Chick]

There's Jeff, Oscar, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts studio. Tom, how are you?

[Tom]

Good, thank you very much. Let's check in with Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

A Canadian comedian is suggesting that Canada ban the Canadian owned adult site pornhub here in the United States.

[Christy]

He's right.

[Ace Cosby]

In a viral video skit, comedian Matt Pasicki poses as a fake Canadian official trying to figure out how to win the tariff dispute against America.

[Christy]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

After the video went viral. A Change.org petition was launched urging the Canadian government to block Pornhub access from the US as a, quote, peaceful yet powerful response in this dispute. Pornhub is the most visited in the United States with more than 3 million views a month, according to the New York.

[Josh Arnold]

A month? A minute.

[Christy]

A minute. Yeah, Absolutely. Exactly.

[Tom]

And that's Canadian company.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Christy]

Yeah. Mind Geek.

[Tom]

And isn't a pornhub off in half the country anyway?

[Christy]

No, you just need to verify your age to get on it.

[Chick]

So. Yeah, it's just a box you check.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

So if I'm 15 and I go on and I can figure out boxes and how to check them.

[Christy]

No, you do need to show your license or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy]

So the state we're in has that. I don't do it. I have. I've not done that. But pornhub is run by criminals and should absolutely be shut down. And I'm not joking. Agreed.

[Tom]

But in. But in this case, it's a joke for tariffs. Oh, okay. Because they're not going to put a tariff. Because isn't there a tariff on lumber?

[Chick]

Well, let me tell you something.

[Tom]

Is that one of the tariffs on Canadian lumber? This is Canadian wood.

[Chick]

I guess what I do in these times is what I've always done in our nation and their trouble. I put my head in the sand. But I tell you what, if they put a tariff on, there's going to be a problem. Okay. You think they're going to put a terraform?

[Tom]

Use a maple syrup lube?

[Ace Cosby]

I'd be sticky.

[Tom]

Just flavored.

[Christy]

Flavored.

[Tom]

Flavored.

[Chick]

I would be.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you. I was gonna say.

[Chick]

Oh, if you're gonna go the trouble of having a maple syrup flavor. Use maple syrup.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no.

[Tom]

It's too sticky.

[Ace Cosby]

Too sticky.

[Chick]

I think sticky would be real good.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Put it on your short stack.

[Chick]

Damn right. Damn right. No, no. I want pancakes.

[Tom]

There's a parent ever call that the pancake?

[Chick]

I could. You ever. That sounds like a sex move, doesn't it?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Give her the pancake.

[Tom]

You give her the old pancake.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

Right. Okay, now, so pornhub. That is Canadian, but you mentioned you. So to watch it, you have to give them your driver's license.

[Christy]

It depends on what state you're in.

[Tom]

But that reminds me of something. Completely off this topic.

[Chick]

But that's our bread and butter.

[Tom]

No, but kind of on the topic. I don't know how many times they've postponed this, but American driver's licenses in each state. You're going to have to have the star. That star, it's coming up real soon.

[Ace Cosby]

May.

[Tom]

And they've punted this, what, five or six times?

[Chick]

Well, here's how long it's been going on. The first delay was because of the pandemic in 20, right.

[Ace Cosby]

That's five years ago.

[Chick]

Because people couldn't get out.

[Tom]

I'm not yet. It's been a long time. But if you want to get on an airplane, you're either going to need a passport or a driver's license that has that star on it.

[Ace Cosby]

And I've noticed that TSA has been reminding people of that when they. I noticed when I was traveling recently, someone didn't. And the lady told the man, don't forget, you have to get the star if you want to fly again.

[Tom]

So, yeah, remember that. Do you remember the Texaco jingle?

[Ace Cosby]

You can trust the man.

[Chick]

No, no, no. You can trust your car to the.

[Tom]

Man who wears the star.

[Chick]

The big, bright Texaco star.

[Ace Cosby]

They should use that.

[Tom]

What do you think?

[Chick]

No, no, I think it's a misnamed. And that, of course, is from the Texaco jingle. That saying is from Milton Burrow's TV show.

[Christy]

Wasn't it like Texco presents in the.

[Tom]

50S, but it just shows that jingles, you know, stick in your head.

[Christy]

The 50s, if you were alive to hear them.

[Chick]

Yeah, if the 50s as a decade is coming around again.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Tom, you can crush your flying car.

[Tom]

Anyway, I was just trying to remind people, get that done.

[Chick]

Well, the problem is, I mean, it.

[Christy]

Pretty much gets done.

[Chick]

I think it's misnamed. It implies that they're not real IDs. Now you have to get the real idea.

[Ace Cosby]

Verify.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Tom]

It took me three different trips to get mine done.

[Christy]

Mine was just done, and I didn't even know it.

[Ace Cosby]

Mine was done when I got my driver's license renewed.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, like 10 years ago, it was.

[Tom]

Oh, I had to. I had to bring in and all kinds of stuff.

[Christy]

Oh, boy.

[Chick]

You are a functional, lovable. Don't get me wrong, you are a functional idiot.

[Tom]

Here's the problem. Here's the problem.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

I don't get any mail at my house.

[Chick]

Of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course not. Why would you.

[Chick]

How does that make you look good?

[Tom]

Well, and I. One of the things they required was something with my address on it. Yeah, I have it.

[Chick]

Yeah. And then you have to explain why you don't get mail at your house.

[Tom]

So I just. I just had somewhat. Forged a document. Very easy to do.

[Chick]

You like forging doc documents, don't you?

[Tom]

It's easy. I'm sorry, Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

There's apparently a Malaysian flaw.

[Christy]

Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

There's apparently a Malaysian coffee that contains an erectile dysfunction drug.

[Christy]

Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

The Singapore Food Agency said it found Tadafil in the instant coffee mix called Kopi Penumbuck which was being sold on local E commerce.

[Chick]

Isn't he the President of the U.N. yes.

[Christy]

Kobe Pennebach.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Tattlefil is a prescription erectile dysfunction drug that can lead to severe health complications including a painful and prolonged erection. We've all heard about that.

[Christy]

My boner hurts.

[Ace Cosby]

The instant coffee was advertised with claims of enhancing male sexual performance.

[Tom]

This. The same thing happened here, honey.

[Christy]

And.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Chick]

Well, we had that in.

[Ace Cosby]

Honey, you're right.

[Tom]

Yeah. A so called male enhancement coffee was being recalled due to the presence of actual erectile dysfunction drugs in the coffee. The company was. This should tell you something. The company was called in the Pink. T, H A.

[Christy]

That just means healthy. Oh, yeah, he's in the pink. He's healthy.

[Tom]

Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. But I think the implication here, of.

[Christy]

Course, yeah, they're playing. They're having a little fun.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your old commercial you like? He never has a second erection at.

[Chick]

Mine.

[Tom]

In the Pink, they had a coffee product called Copi John Ton traditional natural herb Coffee. The U.S. food and Drug Administration claims it has sildenafil and tattelafil. This is.

[Christy]

Which is what's in.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Tadalafil is what's in this one.

[Tom]

The presence of undeclared erectile dysfunction drugs poses a health risk to consumers according to the fda. Now this company, I understand they did recall in the Pink. I don't know about in the Stink, which was a different product.

[Christy]

Right, right. That's sort of a Heineken smell.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

If you're just joining us. Hi, how are you? Thanks for being here.

[Chick]

How's it going? Yeah.

[Tom]

This is the Bob and Tom show and we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Ace Cosby]

Gen Z is reviving the double date. According to datingnews.com, double dates are making a roaring comeback.

[Christy]

That's fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Among young adults disenchanted with traditional dating apps. New apps designed to fill the gap in the market include four F O U R Play Double and the upcoming Duo Date. Nick Sarris, Duo Date's founder and CEO, told the site that double dating offers people a better sense of security and safety, easing people's worries they will be catfished or worse.

[Christy]

That's fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Like other double Dating apps Duo date matches two friends up with a complimentary pair of friends.

[Jeff Oskay]

So.

[Tom]

So, like, so, like, you and a buddy, I guess, would go on there looking for a lady friend and her friend.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy]

Oh, that's interesting, isn't it?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

I like the concept of double dating. That's. This is really.

[Tom]

I'm assuming that's how this works, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I would think so.

[Christy]

I wonder if a male and if a couple, Any couple can get on there and find another couple to go double date.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I was thinking.

[Christy]

Hey, we both want to go see this play. Anybody else want to go see this?

[Tom]

Because I thought it was for safety.

[Chick]

That sounds awful.

[Tom]

Because if you're. If you're going on a woman, you're going on a date with some guy you've never met before when you want.

[Ace Cosby]

Your friend to go and then she can find a date.

[Tom]

I don't know. I may be misinterpreting.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I think you're. I think both situations.

[Tom]

This is a good way to avoid being. Avoid being murdered.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Or you. You double your chances of meeting somebody you like because they're two guys, two girls. Maybe they, you know, would you.

[Chick]

What's the protocol?

[Tom]

Yeah. Do you get there and go, oh.

[Ace Cosby]

I like him better?

[Tom]

You get. You get dog face and switch. I'll. I'll take. I'll take Gord. You know, I find.

[Chick]

I find her visually insulting.

[Christy]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She's hard to stomach. But.

[Ace Cosby]

That'S interesting.

[Christy]

I don't know.

[Tom]

I don't know the answer to any of these questions.

[Christy]

Double dating's fun, though, isn't it?

[Chick]

But why isn't this a way for married people to know other married people? Why does it have to be a dating scenario?

[Tom]

Well, because it's.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

It's part of the dating app culture.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I mean, up a good point. Especially if you're a married couple and you've moved to a new city and you don't know anybody, you don't have kids in school, you're. It's hard to meet people.

[Chick]

I know for a fact when there were, you know, during a married situation, a friend of mine could have been me. I functioned much better if we went somewhere with a couple instead of one on one, if you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's nothing better than being that couple out with you and your lady.

[Tom]

That's why the unhappy couple.

[Chick]

We would not have invited you. But we are. We were that happy couple around other couples.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you were.

[Chick]

You would have never.

[Tom]

I just remember I Did it once with you. I just remember saying, well, he's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I wonder if he's hanged himself.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my.

[Chick]

See, this is my problem with him. He's. He did the same thing with Kostaki.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Because if there's somebody who's got it together, it's Tom. Yeah, okay. Never mind.

[Tom]

By the way, it gives you great. I, I, I can never remember the categories. Gen Z, Gen Y. Gen X. I just is so Gen Z is.

[Christy]

You don't have to worry about it. Everybody's younger than you.

[Tom]

That's true.

[Chick]

It's all one big glob now.

[Tom]

I'm Gen Lex. Oh.

[Chick]

You know, Gen X lax. Maybe there. We need to polish that somehow.

[Tom]

We did.

[Christy]

Are you technically a Boomer?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Technically. Yeah.

[Chick]

Am I a Boomer or.

[Tom]

Yeah, Boomers.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm all right. On the.

[Tom]

After World War II to 62. Yeah. To some time.

[Christy]

Gotcha.

[Chick]

Well, you're absolutely a Boomer.

[Christy]

I am Gen X, but I don't, I don't understand why Boomer became an insult. Okay, Boomer, to me, it's.

[Tom]

Shut up.

[Christy]

I would much rather hear from a.

[Josh Arnold]

Boomer than I get called Boomer at least three times a week in my own home.

[Christy]

You're not Gen X.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't matter. I just will say something they consider old.

[Christy]

Right? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're like, easy, Boomer.

[Christy]

I know. My nieces and nephews do it too, but I think it's funny when they.

[Josh Arnold]

Do it, but I think it's funny once.

[Tom]

Yeah, it depends what it is. Hey, would you take your dishes to the kitchen? Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boomer.

[Tom]

No.

[Christy]

Yeah. What are you talking about?

[Tom]

Here we go. Here it is. Generation z is born. 97 to 2012.

[Ace Cosby]

So my girls both are in that.

[Tom]

Millennials. 81 to 96. Gen X, 65 to 80. Boom. This is. It's so complicated.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna have to ask the girls if they're not dating.

[Chick]

No. You were 79, right?

[Christy]

78. So, yeah, I'm Gen X.

[Chick]

Okay. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I could be your mom.

[Chick]

What's the. Is there one coming up, like, soon to be 18 or 21 or like a problem?

[Tom]

Born in 02 or 03, wasn't it.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, generation choose a Gen Z.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

Wasn't there Generation Alpha or something a couple weeks ago?

[Christy]

I feel like, I feel like there is.

[Tom]

Yeah, there's some new one.

[Christy]

Oh, well.

[Tom]

But. Oh, then, by the way, back to the other thing. On a serious. The so called. The so called real ID document for it's May 7th Ace. You're correct. So you get that done, please.

[Josh Arnold]

The way the planes have been flying lately, I'm gonna start taking a Greyhound. Your real idea is you're standing out.

[Ace Cosby]

On the wing while the plane's on fire.

[Tom]

Now, what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we have time for this story.

[Chick]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

A nine year old boy in Thailand has picked up a tattoo gun. Napat Mitmakorn was introduced to the craft by his father, Narawat Sang. The father, who is also an amateur tattooist. You know what an amateur tattooist? Tattooist I like. Well, are you an amateur?

[Chick]

A tattooist has to start somewhere.

[Ace Cosby]

Said, I just wanted to keep my son away from his phone. He was addicted to gaming and had a short attention span. Well, that's the kid I want tattooing me at nine.

[Tom]

Well, I started it was gonna be a gargoyle. Now it's a throbbing penis.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

The pair learned on your face together from online tutorials of practiced on paper before graduating to artificial leather and then the real thing. They now run a tick tock channel together. With the young tattooist making his public debut at the Thailand Tattoo Expo.

[Chick]

Boy, that's something else. I bet.

[Tom]

One can imagine these the safety standards. Oh, it's just over in that bloody bucket.

[Chick]

Hey, didn't your needle touch that rat? Hang on a second.

[Tom]

The kid's nine. They're gonna be a lot of hidden dicks and people's tattoos when they.

[Ace Cosby]

He's only nine.

[Tom]

They look, you know, in Thailand there.

[Christy]

Are a lot of hidden dicks everywhere.

[Tom]

Oh, that's true. Fair, Fair point. Well stated. Yeah, I don't know. That's a little scary right now. I want to remind you about the Silac Insurance news desk. What am I talking about? What is Silac Insurance? They're the experts on something called an annuity. What's an annuity? Well, it's something that can give you a lot of peace of mind right now because you'll be looking to the future and thinking, ah, it's going to be great. I'm still getting paid. We don't have those jobs anymore where you get that paycheck, you retire and they go, here's your gold watch. And by the way, we're going to keep paying you. Those days are gone. You got to set up something for yourself. Social Security probably won't be enough. This is where an annuity comes in. Find out what annuities are all about by talking to the experts. And of course, you find them at Silec S I L A C I N S dot com youm can also go to bobandtom.com where Chick Magee will personally give you a quick lesson on how all this stuff works.

[Chick]

Hi, welcome.

[Tom]

Thank you very much, Chick. A Silac annuity plan will put money in your mailbox or your bank account in your hands whenever you want it on a monthly basis. It's all coming up. So if you're thinking about retiring down the road, think about Silac now and you'll be a lot more comfortable in your life. Certain restrictions apply. See if you qualify. Once again, it's Silac. S I l a c I n s dot com or just go to bobandtom.com the Silac Insurance Company. Coming up, we have Sheboygan in the news. Which one is the question? There's Wisconsin and Michigan.

[Chick]

Oh, there's two. Okay.

[Tom]

I didn't know about the Michigan one's. The Lyn S one's with a C. I beat that.

[Chick]

Michigan jerk would know that. Okay.

[Tom]

And raccoon meat. Oh, boy.

[Chick]

I haven't had any and I want some more.

[Tom]

Okay, good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail, or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

Maybe this show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. A lot of ground covered today.

[Tom]

All right.

[Christy]

Boy.

[Chick]

Seems like we've been talking about.

[Ace Cosby]

Head spinning.

[Chick]

Talk about all of it. Yeah. We still got Bert. Bert, Bert, Bert Kreischer coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom]

We're talking about boomers.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

Gen X, Gen Z.

[Chick]

All those hippies.

[Ace Cosby]

Gen Y, Gen. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. And we got. There's apparently a new one. We got to figure what that is. I can't keep track.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Is it Gen Alpha?

[Christy]

I believe so.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a couple letters. Subject. Poop knife.

[Christy]

Poop knife.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want to hear these?

[Chick]

No. Now, if you heard earlier, Jeff, would you like to review that?

[Josh Arnold]

We had a movement that wasn't gonna go down and we had to. My f. Father cut it up with a knife.

[Chick]

A butter knife.

[Josh Arnold]

A butter knife. And somehow it made it back into the rotation.

[Chick]

The butter knife went right into the dishwasher and showed up butter and a piece of toast.

[Tom]

This all started with. This all started with some guy that says he puts his toilet seat, takes it off and puts it in the dishwasher.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom]

Again, I need a scientist to clarify this. It's Just so distasteful to me. And I don't know if the temperature is enough to get rid of all the germs, but still, it's just gross.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Steve wrote in, hey gang, I'm enjoying your. Your dishwasher program. Jeff. I also grew up as poor white trash. We actually had a designated poop knife.

[Christy]

Oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

Our plumbing was pretty bad in the main toilet, so it became a necessity. We used an old rusty chef's knife. We would take our business, rinse it off in hot water in the tub and put it back in its designated spot under the sink.

[Tom]

Did they call it a machete? Machete. Machete.

[Christy]

Right, right.

[Tom]

Machete.

[Chick]

I think. I think Josh might have invented this.

[Tom]

Come on with that.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Charlotte wrote in. I laughed hard. The story. Not too long ago, my sister and I were talking about her late husband and her back when they were dating. She went to the bathroom in the basement and there was a rusty old steak knife next to the toilet. When she inquired about this, very nonchalantly said, oh, it's my poop knife life. She was horrified. But he acted like it was a completely normal thing. And that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I have never heard of that until just now.

[Tom]

Apparently if you have inferior plumbing, that's what you need, I guess.

[Chick]

And a superior deficant.

[Christy]

Right?

[Tom]

Wow, that is rough. When you were, when this happened to you when you were a kid, did you avoid all the butter knives?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I buttered my tongue toast with a spoon.

[Christy]

Yeah, for sure.

[Chick]

Holy heck. Yeah.

[Tom]

Again, I need a scientist to weigh in on the toilet seat in the dishwasher. I. It. I can't possibly.

[Josh Arnold]

It gets really hot.

[Christy]

It does, but I still never do.

[Tom]

It's still just.

[Christy]

I will.

[Josh Arnold]

I would never do it in a million years, but.

[Christy]

But it does get real hot.

[Tom]

And our other letter was from these, these people, they were eating dinner at their neighbor's house and. And the subject came up and she said, I never thought I'd get that toilet seat cleaned till I put it in the dishwasher as they're doubting their spaghetti. Okay, I'm sorry. Christy Lee is at the SILAC insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Ace Cosby]

Of course we have. A man in Florida was arrested for firing a gun over a bar's broken karaoke machine. According to the arrest affidavit, the 34 year old suspect was at the Overtime sports Bar in Clearwater when he became upset about.

[Tom]

Don't you play Total Eclipse of the Heart? That's my song, you bastard.

[Ace Cosby]

Karaoke machine. Not working. The man exited the bar where a 26 year old man tried to get him to calm down.

[Chick]

Calm down.

[Ace Cosby]

The suspect allegedly pulled a handgun waistband.

[Christy]

Whoa.

[Ace Cosby]

What's pointed at the victim. And shouted at him before firing off a round. He was taken into custody.

[Chick]

Easy, fella.

[Ace Cosby]

Man boy.

[Tom]

What do you think the most common song is that people get up?

[Christy]

Karaoke.

[Tom]

Karaoke.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Christy]

My Way. That's probably up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Neil diamond. That.

[Christy]

Yeah. Sweet Caroline.

[Tom]

Caroline. Okay, here we go. I don't know.

[Chick]

Oh yeah. That is. It's very. It's readily available online. The most popular karaoke song is the.

[Tom]

One you have begin with Dancing Queen.

[Chick]

No. And. But no. It starts at number 100. That doesn't help me at all.

[Ace Cosby]

Dancing Queen's a good choice. Voice.

[Tom]

This one is goes Dancing Queen. Sweet Caroline. Don't stop believing.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah. That became really popular.

[Chick]

That one's hard to say.

[Tom]

Yeah, I was gonna say that's hard.

[Ace Cosby]

To sing and that they do it duo style. I think because of Glee. Maybe.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, okay. Yeah. My way on this list is number six.

[Ace Cosby]

What about that Grease song with John Travolta?

[Christy]

Summer Lovin? Yeah, that's gotta be.

[Ace Cosby]

That's got to be big.

[Christy]

Oy. Yeah, you're right. Any dual.

[Chick]

Here we go. I've got. I've got. I've got the top 10. And this is. No way. The one that Tom's found. Number one is Shania Twain.

[Ace Cosby]

No. Feel like a Woman.

[Christy]

You'll hear it once at least once.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick]

Number two, Backstreet Boys. I want it that way.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy]

That's big.

[Chick]

Tell me why. Number three, Gloria Gaynor. I will survive.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, That's a man.

[Chick]

The should just erase all copies of that.

[Christy]

I like the cake version. They have a good cover.

[Chick]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Number four, Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, did you say cake?

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So. So this happened the other day. That's how I knew I was fat. There was a. A cake song on the radio, but I didn't realize it was cake and somebody and I was kind of humming along and they go oh, do you like cake? And I'm like yeah. And they're like what's your favorite song? I'm like, I don't know. Happy Birthday.

[Christy]

That is a good cake.

[Chick]

Yeah. Number five, Lady Gaga. Bradley Cooper. Shallow.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah.

[Christy]

That is a good song.

[Chick]

Written by Jason Isbell, I believe.

[Ace Cosby]

Very nice.

[Chick]

Number six, Alanis Morissette. You ought to know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I would do Go down on you.

[Christy]

I. That was one of my go to karaoke songs. But I would. I Would.

[Tom]

What is this? How does it go?

[Chick]

You ought to know to remind you.

[Christy]

Of the I know everywhere.

[Chick]

Never heard it.

[Tom]

Never heard it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, come on.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Chick]

But his heart beats with dua lipa. But he's never heard.

[Ace Cosby]

Never heard that song.

[Christy]

It was a monster.

[Ace Cosby]

Monster.

[Christy]

It's all right.

[Tom]

It depends what era my children were Number seven.

[Chick]

Nicki Minaj, super bass. Or possibly it's about a fish.

[Ace Cosby]

That's hard to sing to do that.

[Chick]

Nicki Minaj much so Garth Brooks, I've got friends.

[Christy]

I still love it.

[Chick]

Bonnie Tyler comes in at number nine for karaoke. Total eclipse of the Heart. And rounding out the top 10, Brandy and Monica with the boy is mine.

[Christy]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom]

No idea.

[Chick]

I don't know about that one.

[Christy]

Mid-90s or so. That is a good one.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of women singing karaoke, it sounds like.

[Christy]

Yeah. Friends get together, they have fun.

[Tom]

So your go to karaoke song was.

[Christy]

Oh, I had a couple. It was Brandy by looking.

[Chick]

Is that looking glass?

[Tom]

Brandy, you're a fine girl.

[Chick]

You're a fine girl.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah. And why I also liked Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground and you ought to know. But I would. I would scream, sing it when I would get to the chorus.

[Chick]

And then for the big ending, he'd go.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, did you karaoke in Korea?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that popular?

[Christy]

It was so fun. And there are things called nori bongs, which are. Which essentially means song room. And so it wasn't like a big bar where you sing in front of everybody. You get your own little room.

[Chick]

Oh, that's cool.

[Christy]

Yes. So, you know, there'd be six of us and we'd go into this tiny room with a TV and karaoke. And then you had a bar service that would come in. It was a blast.

[Tom]

That's what I would.

[Chick]

Is a million dollar act.

[Tom]

So were the South Korean people doing a lot of American and English?

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah. My one friend Jennifer was her English name and she. She often sang Knocking on heaven's Door. That was her go to.

[Tom]

Was the script English in English?

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. Not phonetic.

[Christy]

No, no, no, no. Tom, I've a lot of English speakers over there.

[Chick]

I've got a duet that you and I could sing.

[Tom]

What is that?

[Chick]

Don't go Breaking my Heart. Elton John and Kiki D. Oh, yeah. I will go ahead and sing Kiki's part if you'd like.

[Tom]

Okay. Ready?

[Chick]

Don't go breaking my heart.

[Tom]

Don't go breaking my heart.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

I can't.

[Chick]

I couldn't if I tried Yes. I couldn't if I tried. I know when you get something man restless Baby, you're not that kind.

[Christy]

That's not a good song.

[Chick]

To be honest, it was kind of the beginning of the end for me and old Elton.

[Tom]

It's catching.

[Chick]

He's doing what? What happened to Tumbleweed? Let's see. Where else are we? Carrie Underwood, before he cheats.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's a big one.

[Christy]

And don't talk to that girl.

[Chick]

No Cyndi Lauper. Girls Just Want to have Fun's a.

[Ace Cosby]

Big karaoke song, Tom, once again, a lot of ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever do a duet with, like, a lady you were dating or seen?

[Christy]

No. You know what? I never did.

[Josh Arnold]

I always wanted to do Islands in the Stream with my.

[Ace Cosby]

Why don't you do it?

[Chick]

There's still time.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, let's have a staff karaoke night.

[Josh Arnold]

We practice at home. Oh, we're gonna bust it out. One of these.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom]

You. You and your current.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, don't say current.

[Christy]

Oh, no, women love that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Sorry.

[Christy]

I've never had a girlfriend. Not like when I say, this is my current girlfriend.

[Ace Cosby]

So you and your.

[Tom]

You and your lady friend. You. You sing Islands in the Stream now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, at home, like where we want to get good before we take it out on the town, but.

[Tom]

Oh, I see something, you're like, in the bathtub and all of a sudden you go. You look down and go, oh, island in this room.

[Chick]

I was going to say what he would ask, clothed or not, but apparently he's taking care of that.

[Tom]

Yeah, a little floating.

[Chick]

I like that song. Aretha Franklin resp. That's in here. Bon Jovi. Living on a Prayer.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick]

These are all big karaoke songs, Tom. Oh, I like. I. I like this song. Don't tell anyone. We're not on the air right now. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy]

Right.

[Chick]

Carly Rae Jepsen. Call Me maybe.

[Tom]

I love that song.

[Christy]

I. I do, too.

[Chick]

I love that song.

[Tom]

That's a great. Remember when the Olympic team was singing that on the.

[Christy]

Well, she couldn't follow that up, huh?

[Chick]

No.

[Tom]

That was so surprised.

[Chick]

The Old Sophomore Jeans.

[Tom]

Hey, one great song is enough.

[Christy]

It can be.

[Chick]

What about the Clarkson girl?

[Christy]

She's great.

[Tom]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC INS news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick]

There's Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold is here. Hi there, Ace Cosby. Hey, big Braves fan. Evidently we're in the Atlanta Braves hat or the A is for Ace. I'm not sure. Always for Ace. There you go. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom.

[Tom]

Coming up, we're gonna talk with Bert Kreischer, comedian, a guy that was once voted the biggest party animal in America many years ago. And he's continued and is now a fun hang. Yeah, maybe the funnest, if that's a word. We're gonna talk with Bert coming up. Right now we return to Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. We've missed anything in the news.

[Ace Cosby]

Hasbro has announced a new version of Monopoly.

[Christy]

Oh, yeah?

[Ace Cosby]

Yep. That replaces cash with a mobile app and bank cards.

[Chick]

That's kind of cool.

[Ace Cosby]

The app assisted Monopoly game makes banking easy, offers mini games and more.

[Tom]

Makes it harder for the banker to.

[Ace Cosby]

Cheat pocket all the money. The app, which can be used on smartphones or tablets, takes over the role of banker to keep track of every player's money and properties. The updated version of this classic game will be available for for 24.99 at most retailers. Just in time for Christmas in August.

[Christy]

I get why they're doing it, but no thanks.

[Tom]

Have you seen the new cover?

[Christy]

No.

[Tom]

That Monopoly man guy? No, no monocle.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Christy]

Uncle Penny Bags, no monocle.

[Tom]

He had Lasik.

[Christy]

Oh, boy, they really are modern.

[Tom]

Just in the one eye.

[Chick]

Isn't that one of the Mandela effect things? He never had a monocle or something. Isn't that right?

[Ace Cosby]

I think you're right.

[Tom]

Oh, the monocle's Mr. Peanut, isn't it?

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Well, that was a fine joke, but.

[Christy]

You'D sure think the Monopoly guy had.

[Chick]

I. I thought. I thought he had a monicle.

[Tom]

So, so you're going to have. I'm a little confused. So everyone will have their own. Sounds like there's one bank on their. Oh, there's. You just pass around in like an iPad, probably.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to use an app.

[Tom]

Is it going to ask you how much you want to tip every time? 15, 20, 25%.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you tip on carrying?

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom]

You mean. You mean if I go pick it up?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom]

Yeah, sure do. They had to hustle.

[Chick]

No, the other carry out.

[Tom]

Well, no, I thought you meant like delivery.

[Ace Cosby]

No, not delivery. Of course. I understand delivery, but carry out. Yeah, you haven't you?

[Tom]

I used to work at a restaurant. The people that are up there, they're the ones getting it all organized.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, but I just want to make sure the money goes to those people.

[Chick]

Is it 20%?

[Tom]

Depends how elaborate the order is. Yeah, sure.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

All right, what do you do? Do you do 20% on carryout?

[Chick]

I just give them a hundred wherever I go.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, cool.

[Chick]

But that's the way I roll.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom]

Back to the Monopoly thing.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

So the it'll. You'll have to get. Is it a new game board then? The whole thing is all new.

[Ace Cosby]

Presumably I would soon.

[Chick]

Monopoly super electronic banking. The edition features an all in one ultimate banking unit with TAP technology. Speeding up gameplay compared to the classic Monopoly experience.

[Christy]

Experience, huh?

[Chick]

The strategy lets game lets players replace railroads with flight spaces and fly to any property on the game board to enhance the money. Game strategy.

[Christy]

Oh, really?

[Chick]

Engage in forced trades.

[Tom]

Are the hotels Airbnbs?

[Chick]

Learn tactical decision making to avoid bankruptcy and build your fortune.

[Christy]

Huh.

[Chick]

When you land on a forced trade space, immediately swap any property with another player.

[Christy]

That's funny.

[Chick]

Holy.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Do you want to be there playing a board game and having a tablet or whatever?

[Christy]

No, I think it's. No, I'd much prefer the old Monopoly.

[Chick]

Not me, but I'm an old. The latest cutting edge technology.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Monopoly. Junior. Have you played that with your nieces? No, like it's just like real Monopoly, only It takes like 30 minutes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, nice.

[Chick]

Awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it's way quicker.

[Tom]

Ah, okay.

[Chick]

I played Monopoly all my life and I don't think I've ever finished a game.

[Tom]

The beauty of this though, even though it's electronic, you can still take the board and start screaming at your friends and flip it up and storm out of the room.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that how you play?

[Tom]

I hate Monopoly. I've never finished a game either.

[Christy]

I think it's fun.

[Chick]

You can't ball up the money and throw it at people. With this new game.

[Tom]

I can't. I don't think I've played a whole game in my life.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh God.

[Christy]

Getting 15 for winning a beauty contest.

[Chick]

Oh, is that right?

[Christy]

Yes. Oh yeah.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Christy]

Did you guys ever call the so called of your school the Community Chest?

[Tom]

Oh, that's classic.

[Christy]

Yeah, that is a classic.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

Especially for me at a boy school.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, very, very odd.

[Chick]

Well, you have community mouth probably then.

[Christy]

Well, here comes the old Community Chest. I remember laughing so, so hard.

[Ace Cosby]

Sweet news today.

[Chick]

Chance card.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick]

Sorry. Go ahead.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't know you were Done.

[Chick]

I'm done.

[Christy]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

The San Diego Zoo has announced its latest addition, a baby sloth.

[Christy]

Kill it. I mean, that's cute.

[Tom]

Have you seen the picture of this thing?

[Ace Cosby]

Baby softs are so cute.

[Christy]

Are they really?

[Tom]

No, no. It looks.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, they are.

[Chick]

It doesn't look like it's finished.

[Tom]

It looks like a furry vampire. Pointy hatchet face.

[Ace Cosby]

The zoo said the mother, Zinnia welcomed her third baby in early February, marking the first sloth pop born at the zoo since 2022.

[Christy]

You're right. It's adorable.

[Ace Cosby]

It's adorable. The baby sloth will spend a lot of time with its mother over the next few months.

[Christy]

What don't you like about this, Tom? It's cute.

[Chick]

That's how Baby sloth.

[Ace Cosby]

Singing to his mom while napping and snacking on lettuce. In the video that was shared by the zoo, it looks like a. They are so.

[Tom]

It looks like a little gorilla that got its head dipped in chocolate.

[Christy]

Oh, I'm not seeing what you're seeing.

[Chick]

But hang on a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

The right video.

[Chick]

This is. This doesn't. It looks like it hasn't fully gestated.

[Christy]

Look at this guy.

[Chick]

That's that. Whatever that animal is, it's not done.

[Christy]

Well, it's a very young slo.

[Ace Cosby]

That is a very young sl.

[Tom]

This is like minutes old.

[Chick]

Larvae.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, that was right.

[Christy]

Well, newborn babies aren't cute until they're about a month or two.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's true. They all look kind of like. Like Chris Farley.

[Christy]

They look wrinkly and pink and. Come on now.

[Tom]

In honor of. I'll tell you what.

[Chick]

Come on with that.

[Tom]

In honor of the baby sloth, Josh, I want you to really take your time and do next to nothing today, okay?

[Christy]

I know that boy.

[Chick]

Isn't he a wonderful friend?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right.

[Tom]

You could finish the.

[Christy]

You think his mind would be blown if he knew what we all did today?

[Ace Cosby]

He would have no idea.

[Christy]

The man still doesn't realize.

[Chick]

I don't know. And if he. He wouldn't believe any of it, he would still have his ideal. You know why?

[Christy]

Because we don't come in here and talk about what we do. Because we don't want to converse with him.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Christy]

So he mistakes our silence about our normal day lives for doing nothing.

[Chick]

No, no. Yep, that's exactly right.

[Ace Cosby]

Because we can't converse. Because then he would just yell at us.

[Chick]

Oh, God. You can't talk to him.

[Ace Cosby]

No, you can't do that.

[Chick]

It's impossible.

[Ace Cosby]

What are you thinking?

[Christy]

Yes, but for all we know, that's his goal. Excellent. I don't have these idiots talking to me.

[Ace Cosby]

Need help figuring out breastfeeding, ladies? Well, there's an app for that.

[Christy]

You put your boob in the mouth. What's the issue here?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, don't even get me started.

[Chick]

Latches. Right on.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember the last time Chick and I had this discussion? Tele. Lactation support is effective in promoting breastfeeding among new mothers, according to a new report. Unselfish Jama Network Open moms who receive virtual support through a free apps reported slightly higher rates of breastfeeding 6 months after delivery compared to mothers not offered this new service.

[Christy]

Are we sure this isn't just one perv out there?

[Chick]

All right, all right.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll help you breastfeed. Let me see your boobs. Well, all right.

[Chick]

Well, first of all, get an accurate opinion. I need a couple of pictures. I need to see it.

[Christy]

Yeah, shake them. Shake them a little bit. Yeah.

[Chick]

All right.

[Christy]

Okay.

[Tom]

Drop the camera down. I want to see that camel toe.

[Christy]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Well, it's important for the breastfeeding. I'm the doctor here.

[Tom]

I'm entering Josh's perv world. Right, Right. Instead of being a new mother. So this is. I want demonstrations.

[Ace Cosby]

How to do it, I assume, and answering questions.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy]

I still have a lot of questions about it. Why, if you have twins, can you put. Can you latch one on each boo?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick]

And get a load of this. Your breasts will only make you make as much milk as you need. It knows that they know when to.

[Christy]

Stop and won't as you can technically breastfeed until the kid is 11, can't you?

[Chick]

Yeah. So long as it's still crazy.

[Christy]

As long as something is still suckling.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy]

Your boobs will continue to produce milk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy]

Did you ever try your own breast milk?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick]

I know a lot of people who have, and I never did.

[Josh Arnold]

I've tried it. I tried my son or, you know, breast milk. Oh, well, we knew. No, I watched him during the day. And so she would pump and leave. I would have to heat it up. And you try it to make sure it's not too hot. It just tastes like sweet cream. Pretty much.

[Christy]

You ever drink it, Tom?

[Tom]

No.

[Chick]

Sweet. Sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it wasn't drinking it. It was more like.

[Chick]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy]

Anybody ever gotten it fresh from the tap accidentally? Oh, okay.

[Tom]

Do you think there's some perv out there that can.

[Christy]

I have no doubt.

[Tom]

Has to have it in his coffee.

[Chick]

There was a.

[Tom]

He's out there soliciting online, trying to Buy breast milk.

[Chick]

You ever roll over in the middle of the night and it gets squirted in the eye? That.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Christy]

Absolutely.

[Chick]

Accidentally.

[Christy]

Yeah. My own wet dream.

[Chick]

All of a sudden I'm on. I'm on Tom's side about not talking to you. I don't know, I don't know why, but boy, you're hitting yourself in the eye.

[Christy]

I would dream to my face.

[Tom]

Okay, well, coming up, Bert Kreischer is going to be our guest. But first, yes.

[Chick]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Chick]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much. Once again, coming up, comedian Bert Kreischer. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Jeff, Oscar. Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Oh. We come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we're gonna hook up via satellite with comedian Bert Kreischer. He does not have a shirt on, ladies and gentlemen. There we go. I and I can't tell if you're sitting down, so I. Oh my God.

[Chick]

He could be on the toilet.

[Tom]

Yeah, he may not even have Pants on. I'm not sure I'm wearing pants, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have the gayest underwear you've ever seen in your life. On.

[Christy]

Oh, what is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not going to show it to you. I think you'd have to blur it. It's. Well, my wife got me these underwear that are. That are kind of like. Like I have tactile issues, so I don't like wearing boxers. And so she got me these silk underwears, but they're. I think they're made for gay men because they're. It's almost like a pouch in the front, so it makes your junk look huge.

[Christy]

They're comfortable.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're really comfortable. I'll show them to you, but you got to blur them out for your fans.

[Christy]

Well, you don't necessarily have. Yeah, whatever you want.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can keep it.

[Tom]

Here we go.

[Chick]

Oh, my Lord.

[Tom]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick]

Oh, wow.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Chick]

That is.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. That's. Nothing is left to the imagination.

[Chick]

Let me tell you something from an. Wait, wait, wait.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's start with Chrissy.

[Chick]

Christy, what do you think?

[Ace Cosby]

I am very impressed.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it doesn't really look like that all the time.

[Chick]

It's.

[Christy]

It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's. It's because there's, like, a hole.

[Chick]

Yeah. In them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where you put everything through.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then it pushes it forward like it does. Like it's at a podium giving a speech.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, it's impressive.

[Tom]

And it's also. It's also center stage.

[Chick]

You're not center stage.

[Tom]

Yeah. You're not dressing left or dressing right. You are right there at the main microphone. On the daisy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly. I am out there.

[Chick]

I.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I don't have any bodyguards. They are up front.

[Chick]

I'm out there, and I'm loving it.

[Ace Cosby]

Do they fit in your.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can I tell you, It's a wave. It's away from your body, so nothing, like, sticks to your legs, and you just feel comfortable.

[Christy]

Okay, well, good. Good.

[Tom]

Now, we've discussed this before. I had a. You're a boxer brief. Gotcha.

[Chick]

I'm a boxer brief guy. And I like the merino wool boxer.

[Tom]

And I don't like boxer briefs, but I had to get some because I. I do Pilates. And when you're in these weird positions, your shorts tend to fall back. And if you've got just regular boxers on, you know, it's. It's. It's not. It's not cool.

[Christy]

So.

[Tom]

But I saw. So I wear them on Pilates days. I'm not a fan. I'm with. I like having the minuscule Briefs.

[Jeff Oskay]

These are silk. They're very. They're very light and breathy, and they're easy to go to the bathroom. That little pouch in the front slides over.

[Chick]

Everything's still up front.

[Tom]

It may be. It may be your God given. Given girth, but it did look like there was some kind of structural component.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the. I love that I've gotten Christina doubled over.

[Ace Cosby]

I am blushing.

[Christy]

Yeah. She's giggling in a very pleased, happy way. Not judgmental at all.

[Chick]

No, it is almost like there's some sort of cantilevered architectural.

[Tom]

Having seen that, I can see where Bert gets his confidence.

[Christy]

Yes.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Does it have. Does it have a back? It almost looked like a G string kind of thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Of course.

[Chick]

Oh, my God. Oh, hey, now.

[Tom]

Oh, my Lord. Look at them cheeks.

[Chick]

Now. I'm seeing from seeing you from behind. Bert, are you sure those are the right size for you?

[Tom]

Bert, I. I can explain.

[Jeff Oskay]

High. I just want to surprise everyone but the. If I leave a room, I want people to want me to return.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

The. The gluteal. The gluteal cleft. The. The. The ass crack. The vertical. If I was trying to be delicate here, the. The vertical cleft ass crack is very much visible and sculpted. They go in. I think Chick may have a good point. Those are very, very tight. And welcome. Welcome to the interview. We're speaking with Bert Kreischer, professional comedian. We have not gotten any topic. He wants to discuss.

[Chick]

Who's next? Who's got a good ass? Man, he's got a great.

[Christy]

Did you know you have a good ass? Has it always.

[Jeff Oskay]

What? It used to be better when I was younger. It started to turn into an old man ass where it's collapsing. It's funny. When I did the special, Rogan said he's like, dude, I mean, I love the special, but you're so jacked. All I can look at is your shoulders. And if you look at this special, my shoulders look like they're just there to hold up my arms. They're not impressive.

[Tom]

Well, and let's get to that. The reason Bert is taking the time and trouble to talk to us. Bert Kreischer, Lucky. Netflix. And I want to say it debuts today. Tonight.

[Chick]

What?

[Tom]

Am I getting this right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Streaming right now.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Tom]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. So guys, just get. Turn your phone on to Netflix and tap Lucky.

[Chick]

And.

[Tom]

And where was this recorded?

[Jeff Oskay]

I shot it in Mahaffey. The Mahaffey Theater in St. Petersburg, Florida, where I grew. I was born in St. Pete.

[Chick]

Oh, I didn't know That I knew Florida but I didn't know St. Peter.

[Tom]

Now, when did you if going way, way back? Were you always capable of getting up in front of the class and doing stuff or were you real shy? Did, did you just emerge in college when you got the famous story written about you? What was the story?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I, I, I love, I'm the kind of person that if I saw a stage I needed, like, and I, I, I'm not, I'm, you know, it's funny I'm going through this in therapy right now, but it made my dad uncomfortable that I loved it so much. So it was like a weird thing is like I knew you weren't supposed to want to do it, but I couldn't help it. When I was in, when I was in first grade, I played second base, bases were loaded and a fly ball was hit to me and I caught it and the crowd cheered and I spiked the ball, ripped my shirt off and started dancing. And my dad was like, what is wrong with you? And I thought, I thought I was going to come off and my dad would just be high fiving me. Like that was the coolest stuff. You're the coolest kid in the world. But he did not. That's my dad.

[Tom]

Bert Kreischer, once again is our guest. Bert famous for many things including his adventures in Eastern Europe, Russia, etc. Have you ever done what I would just consider a stand up show in another country?

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Oh, that's so funny. You ask. We just got an offer. So I just announced permission to party. World tour starts October 18th, I think in Illinois. But there's, it's on my website. You can find any cities. I'm doing a bunch of cities and we're doing abroad. And I've always wanted to perform in Moscow. I've always wanted to perform in St. Petersburg. And I got an offer to perform in Dubai. Wow. And I was like, oh, that would be cool. And they're like, yeah, but there's some rules. And I was like, what? And they're like, well, number one, you can't really party. And I was like, wait, the name of the tour is Permission to party. And you're saying I do not have permission to party? And they're like, yeah, absolutely. I was like, well, what are other rules? And they're like, well, you can't, you have to wear a shirt on stage. I was like, well, that's kind of my thing. Oh, that's like telling Gallagher, hey man, no fruit or vegetables. And then they're like, then they're like, you know, but you'll have a good time. I was like, doing what? Like, following Sharia Law. Like, I just going over there to hit a chick. Like, what are we. What are we talking about? There you go.

[Tom]

By the way, the permission to Party to tour will begin in Rockford, Illinois. Coming up on. Is it August 18th? Am I getting this?

[Ace Cosby]

October 18th.

[Tom]

October 18th. Oh, okay, great. And. Oh, yeah, lots of dates. Duluth, Idaho Falls, Hershey, Indy, St. Louis. You're going to be all over the place. And that's, of course, on the Bert Kreischer website. But once again, today is the day for Lucky to hit the airwaves. It's there right now on Netflix and filmed in St. Peter. Any particular moments during this thing where you just thought of something spontaneously and erupted in a topic you'd never thought about?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. So, I mean, I. You know, I'm hesitant to share too many secrets, but I will say that when I was talking, like, right before I filmed it, I went. I was partying with Chappelle, and I said to Chappelle, I was like, yo, man, I'd be remiss if I didn't, like, you're the greatest comic to ever do it.

[Tom]

It.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, if I didn't, like, get a little advice about, especially. I know this is, like, my sixth special, but, like, what are you doing? He goes, all right, let's talk specials. He goes, how many. How many shows you taping? I said, six. And he goes, perfect. He goes, here's the deal. Don't stick to a script. Just have fun and try to find that molecule of comedy, that brilliance. Like, we know it when you go and watch a comic and it's all improvised, and you see that. That moment of genius where you're like, that was crazy. He's like, well, let yourself try to find that. You have six shows, so get one in the can and then have fun with five of them. And by the. By the time we got to the. The fifth and sixth show, I had gotten it so well so many times that I was like, all right, I'm just gonna mess around. And I ended up telling this story about Will Smith that I was not planning on putting on this in the special. And it just came out perfect. I mean, unrehearsed just came out perfect. And I was like, damn. And then I got off, and they're like, yo, everyone's like, you gotta do that and then tell the one about your dog. And I was like, oh, okay. And so the sixth show is the one we Used. It's crazy because, you know, I take my shirt off, but in this one, I took my shirt off, I threw it in the air, and the shirt lands on the microphone, and you can see it in my eyes that I'm like, like, like I'm like a kid. I'm so happy that I don't bend over and pick up my shirt, man. That show was primarily improvised the first four minutes of this special. And I, I know that because I, I keep a, a clock on stage. First four minutes is absolute fire. I, I, I mean, I think at the end of that four minutes, my favorite joke is at the end of that four minutes, it's the phone sex with my wife. And, and I'm so happy with this special. Oven Mitts is one of my favorite stories ever. Traffic cones is like something I've been working on for a long time. And then the story I close on is a bit, it's a stretch for me as a comic because it's a tab emotional. It's about putting down our dog. And to make an emotional story funny is the real heavy lift of this special. And I think I did it. I hope everyone enjoys it.

[Tom]

And once you get to the special, it's called lucky. You call it lucky because.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I'm the luckiest man in the world. Guys, Think about it. I am shirtless. I am fat, I am unattractive, yet I've starred in movies. I have a, I have a huge tour that I am announcing. I have my sixth Netflix special. I was in college for six and a half years. Had no plans of what I was going to do whatsoever. Rolling Stone discovered me, called me the number one party animal in the country. Oliver Stone option. The rights of my life. I moved to New York within six months of doing standup. While I'm working the door, Will Smith discovers me. I move to la. I get a TV show, get another TV show, get another development deal. Lo it all. Meet the woman of my dreams with no money in my pocket. So I know she's there for the right reason. She gives me two beautiful kids who are in college, launched and succeeding happily, and I am a happy MP nester on testosterone. My wife's on testosterone, and we're having sex like she's trying to get her green card back.

[Tom]

You're a lucky man, Bert Kreischer.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I'm lucky to have met you guys when I did because you guys have been very good to me. And so thank you so much.

[Tom]

Oh, you're very welcome. It's always a Great pleasure speaking with Bert. And I can't wait to see the special. I. I'll mention again, it is on Netflix as we speak, so you can check it out at your convenience. And filmed again in Florida, where you grew up. And you. Were you in college in Florida? I can't remember.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Florida State.

[Tom]

Okay. Yeah. I remember reading the article ages ago.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was the best decade of my life.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Now, one last question before we let you go. I know it's currently lent, and many people give up something for lent. Or there's also that. What's that thing? Is it not. No. Drink January, whatever that is.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Dry January, Whatever.

[Tom]

Some kind of privation, whatever you might want to call it. Have you had any kind of detours from alcohol or anything of interest, Pot, whatever, you might want to quit?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I. I am. I am. I'm in such heavy promotion of this special. I told my wife, do not talk to me about my drinking until next week. Let me get through this week. Let me get through New York. And then when we're done, New York, I'll take a break in April. You can schedule a doctor's appointment.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's hounding me about my cardiologist. My cardiologist got my personal number, and so he starts texting me. He's like, yo, I haven't seen you. And. And it's six months. I go every six months. He's like, it's been seven months. And I'm like, yeah, bro, I'm. I got a special. And he was like, I know, but, you know, your house, more important. I was like, no, it isn't. Special is very important to me.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Tom]

Well, you know, the old thing when. Who was it, famously, that when. When Elvis died. Some. Some Hollywood pundit was at the pool, and he heard Elvis had just died. He goes, ah, good career movement. So all I'm saying, Bert, is if you drop dead tomorrow, this special is gonna really get some numbers.

[Chick]

Bert. Sorry.

[Tom]

Go to your doctor, Bert, please.

[Jeff Oskay]

This cough's just been nagging. It's like, you know, you make out with your wife while she has Covid, and all of a sudden, it's like, you're gonna get it.

[Tom]

Bert Kreischer. Once again, the special. Lucky Netflix is the place. Thanks, Bert.

[Ace Cosby]

We love you, Bert.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love you guys. Thank you.

[Tom]

See you later. A nice underwear, by the way.

[Ace Cosby]

I will never see that.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Never.

[Tom]

Not just pointing straight out, wasn't it?

[Christy]

Yes, it was. Yeah, it was out there. No reason to be shy.

[Chick]

I cannot wear underwear that's not a comfortable size. And that was too tight.

[Ace Cosby]

You can't wear underwear. Where do you have to have it laying against your body?

[Chick]

I have to have it nice and snug.

[Tom]

But do you dress left or right?

[Chick]

I guess more left, I guess. Yeah.

[Tom]

Josh.

[Christy]

I feel like I'm center.

[Chick]

Although I like. Yeah, I like the pouches that they have now that kind of, you know, they don't. It's not mushed as much as it used to be.

[Tom]

You know, it's seatsu in the middle of the theater.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

I dress left, Mr. Oskar, today with.

[Josh Arnold]

The one I'm wearing our center. I'm center.

[Tom]

Can't go center. What do you mean?

[Christy]

He has to go down one leg.

[Chick]

It's a hard. Is just too massive.

[Josh Arnold]

Tuck it in the top of my sock.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Christy]

Real curse.

[Chick]

The old five slapper.

[Tom]

Well, thank you very much. Well, what's coming up, Christy? You know, wait a second.

[Chick]

Our breakfast.

[Tom]

You know what we forgot to do?

[Ace Cosby]

What? Today in history.

[Tom]

No, what I keep forgetting to do today in history.

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Tom]

Well, we'll have to do it in a minute. Sorry, that's my fault. I apologize. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by better help. And BetterHelp is a really brilliant way to access therapy, because the therapy is done online, and we live in a society that glorifies what you might want to call hyper independence. I've gotta be me. I've got it together. Well, maybe you're just looking to get a little bit of help and guidance. It might be in relationships, you might be in a grief situation. Whatever it could be, it doesn't have to be something totally serious. It can be just a matter of making some small adjustments. And maybe you've been a little shy about doing some therapy. One of the reasons might be you don't want to drive across town and get in a room with a stranger. With BetterHelp, you get to actually try it out online. So some of the walls that you're worried about getting through are not going to be there for you. So what you do is you check out betterhelp.com btshow. You'll go online, fill out a questionnaire, and be linked to one of some 30,000 credentialed therapists with a wide range of specialties. By the way, you can switch therapists anytime, no additional fees, and then the therapy itself is done online. You can have the camera on like we just did with Bert, where you can see your therapist, or you can have just, like, a phone call or Even just texting back and forth. It's up to you. So help build your own support system with therapy through BetterHelp. Once again, it's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow btshonox 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp.com btshow the Bob A Tom show sponsored by BetterHelp. Alas, coming up, once again, in the wrong place. It'll be today in history. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not doing much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom]

Summer.

[Chick]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. How is everybody?

[Christy]

Hi.

[Chick]

Hi.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yeah. Good. Are we. Is it time for Today in History? Is that what we're going to do?

[Tom]

Sure. We need to do quickly.

[Christy]

My Metamucil's kicking in.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

Time it wrong today?

[Christy]

A little bit, yeah.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Tom]

Are you going to play the music or just wait for him to have.

[Chick]

A. Oh, I was.

[Tom]

Shart incident.

[Chick]

Dodgers win 4 to 1 in Japan. That is. That is a final. Cubs lose. Josh. Sorry.

[Christy]

Who are Cubs fans blaming for it?

[Chick]

Can't fly the W. Tom.

[Tom]

Let's see.

[Chick]

What day is it, Tom? Do you know without looking? You just looked. I saw you.

[Tom]

Well, of course I look. I'm holding the piece of paper.

[Chick]

Well, you gotta. What's the day there? You don't know the number?

[Tom]

It says right on top. 18 March.

[Christy]

Oh, he does it back English style.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he's European.

[Tom]

On this date in 1922. Okay, Christy, this is. No, this is for Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Tom]

Gandhi.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Middle initial, official H. Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

Because I always thought that was a. You were playing a joke. But that was as many.

[Tom]

That was his K G. Oh. Remember the movie? Keeps referring himself. I am Mohandas K. Gandhi.

[Ace Cosby]

What does K stand for?

[Tom]

Ironically, Kermit Katzenberg.

[Chick]

Ironically Katzenberg. That's exactly right. That's the epitome of iron.

[Tom]

Yes, yes, yes. Mohanda Schatzenberg. Gandhi. Sounds like he works at NPR. Mohammed O'Reilly. Moskowitz.

[Chick]

That's not true. It's kraut.

[Tom]

Moj K. Gandhi is sentenced in India to.

[Chick]

What's the case stand for?

[Ace Cosby]

Kind.

[Tom]

Six years.

[Ace Cosby]

He's a kind man.

[Chick]

Shut up.

[Tom]

For civil disobedience. But he was let out in two for good behavior. Okay, here's an easy one.

[Chick]

Didn't he tie a string around his hang down.

[Tom]

Actually, he was allegedly quite the womanizer.

[Chick]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I read.

[Tom]

Really got around.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Christy]

A lot of Those peace guys, MLK Jr Gandhi, they. They like their women.

[Tom]

They got the MO.

[Chick]

The one man show.

[Tom]

I don't know about this guy. Born in 1837, Grover Cleveland.

[Chick]

He led the American League in pitching. I know that.

[Tom]

I assume the movie up. It was Grover.

[Chick]

What?

[Tom]

Named after him, I assume. Right.

[Christy]

I think it's just the same name.

[Chick]

The assumptions you make are.

[Tom]

Name another Grover I over Washington.

[Chick]

They named them up. And after the former president in the.

[Tom]

1800S, Grover Washington Jr. Yeah. Okay.

[Chick]

Just the two of us.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a great song.

[Tom]

This is an easy one for you, Christy. Born in 1858. The inventor Rudolph Diesel.

[Ace Cosby]

He brought us the diesel engine.

[Chick]

Well, no, actually, Josh has this. Didn't you work over there at the factory? Weren't you.

[Christy]

I did work at the diesel factory, yeah. It was a bra company.

[Chick]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy]

Yeah. I was a diesel fitter.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Christy]

I'd pick him up and go, diesel fitter.

[Tom]

Oh, that's a. That's a classic.

[Chick]

We're a team.

[Christy]

It was the German bra company.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Oh, boy. They brought the Hindenburgs in there, didn't they, huh?

[Tom]

And keeps them from flopping.

[Christy]

That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. Okay. The first spacewalk, 1965. Anybody remember who it was?

[Ace Cosby]

Space walk.

[Chick]

Ed White.

[Tom]

No. Alexi Leonov.

[Chick]

No, that didn't count. That's communist. I'm not going to sleep by the light of a man walking in space who's a communist. Okay, it was Ed White.

[Christy]

He's some kind of cosmic.

[Tom]

Not Vanessa Williams, born in 1963.

[Chick]

Also Russia.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy]

Very rush.

[Tom]

Was she technically d. Crowned as Miss.

[Ace Cosby]

America because she was in Playboy or Pen Out. She was in Band Out. She was.

[Chick]

Did we ever actually have anyone make us a Vanessa Williams duck call?

[Tom]

I'd forgotten about that.

[Chick]

Do you remember that? Yeah, I laughed for three days.

[Tom]

There was some kind of photograph.

[Ace Cosby]

She was with another woman, I think, in Penthouse.

[Chick]

Yeah, she was pretty.

[Christy]

Pretty.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Very pretty.

[Tom]

She's moved on.

[Ace Cosby]

Was she married to Rick Fox?

[Chick]

Used to be, I think.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think she was.

[Tom]

Let's see.

[Ace Cosby]

He's a handsome fella, right? Yeah.

[Chick]

You see, he had no personality, I guarantee you.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Tom]

Happy birthday. 1979. Adam Levine, Maroon 5. Yeah, I like them. Very good. He's got. That's amazing. He's. For a guy his age, he's had a lot of hits, a lot of tattoos. He's 46.

[Ace Cosby]

46, yeah.

[Tom]

A lot of.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of tattoos.

[Tom]

Yeah. The. In 1881, Barnum and Bailey opened the Greatest show on Earth. Do you know where?

[Ace Cosby]

New York City.

[Tom]

Where?

[Ace Cosby]

Madison Square Garden.

[Tom]

Very good. If you've been there. If you've been to the. Wanna maybe polish it up?

[Chick]

You know, it used to be the Barnum and Bailey Circus and then the Ringling Brothers Circus and then they joined up.

[Tom]

Good move. I see.

[Chick]

And then they stopped going. No more animals.

[Tom]

Right on the state. In 1995, Michael Jordan announced that he was ending his retirement.

[Chick]

Yeah. So you know the big rumor behind that.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Is that he spent. He. He had to do what, two years probation. David Stern suspended him for gambling. So he came up with a baseball idea. And then after two years. Years.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that true?

[Chick]

I don't know.

[Tom]

I thought he came back because he owed some. Owed some cash.

[Chick]

That could be too.

[Tom]

Okay. Mike Rowe, the dirty jobs guy crew back in 1962. Dirty jobs. And comedian Dane Cook, 53 years old, though we were talking about him the other day.

[Chick]

From Denmark.

[Christy]

Yes. He's a Great Dane.

[Tom]

Okay. Very, very good. That pretty much concludes what happened on this day state. Nothing else all that exciting. I'm pretty sure Grover. The puppet was named after Grover Cleveland.

[Chick]

Oh, stop it. Well, yeah. You don't have to figure everything out with your weird reasoning. What else did he do today? What else?

[Christy]

Charlie.

[Chick]

Charlie. Vietcong Charlie named after Charlie Chan.

[Christy]

Not.

[Chick]

Not at all. Your assumptions logical.

[Josh Arnold]

Ugliest.

[Chick]

I don't think it is.

[Christy]

Ugly assumption.

[Chick]

I think again, ugly.

[Tom]

When they're shooting at you, one might tend to go that route.

[Chick]

What?

[Christy]

I know what he's saying. If there's any time where you can. If. If racism is ever acceptable, it might be because that person.

[Tom]

Maybe I'm not.

[Chick]

I think even Bugs Bunny was racist at that time.

[Christy]

Right.

[Chick]

With the Germans, he was.

[Christy]

I mean, a certain propaganda or, you know, some call it patriotism. Some call it propaganda.

[Chick]

Bugs Bunny and Mickey didn't. Mickey Mouse. They also made propaganda films.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Chick]

America buy bonds and stuff.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Jebby Short.

[Christy]

Well, it's a positive thing. Propaganda.

[Tom]

Maybe.

[Christy]

Maybe jingoistic, you could say.

[Chick]

Oh, all right.

[Tom]

Ah, getting all Christmassy on me.

[Chick]

That's a Quentin Tarantino movie.

[Christy]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Jingle Unchained.

[Christy]

He's super patriotic.

[Chick]

I love this country.

[Tom]

Coming up Thursday, March 27th, we will be in Covington, Kentucky, celebrating the Reds. And you can come visit us. We'll be at Smoke Justice. We'll have some special T shirts, special benefit project. Also the next day is going to be Friday, March 28, and we'll be in Toledo at the Glass City Center. Hope you can come by. We're going to have special posters and special T shirts of both occasions.

[Chick]

And then tell them who's going to be our guest tomorrow.

[Tom]

Who's gonna be our guest tomorrow?

[Chick]

She's loving him with that body. I just know it.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Rick Springfield.

[Chick]

Rick Springfield.

[Tom]

Oh, okay. Okay. I thought you meant Ali Breen. Your thoughts? These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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