The BOB & TOM Show - March 18, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: March 18, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of sharp-witted banter, comedy sketches, sports and pop culture talk, listener correspondence, and some unique musical and personal anecdotes. The team jokes about everything from noble titles to constructing doghouses, all while interweaving listener emails, lighthearted disputes, and comedic commentary on daily life. Notable segments include musings on music nostalgia, sports updates, a running bit about “walk-up songs” for your car, and the always-entertaining "Sexy Time" advice with comedian Ali Breen.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Comedy Skits and Listener Requests

• El Conquistador Call Back ([00:51]–[03:19])

  • The episode starts with a comedy call where "El Conquistador" insists on his unique title while trying to arrange a car test drive, triggering hilarity about politeness, the meaning of titles, and regional manners.
  • Quote:
    • “It is important that I am not addressed as sir. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador.” – El Conquistador, [01:04]

• Listener Email Request ([04:14]–[05:35])

  • A listener named Hawkeye requests a rerun of the El Conquistador bit, which leads the team down a path of music trivia and nostalgia.

2. Musical Tangents and Nostalgia

• Procol Harum & “Conquistador” Discussion ([05:35]–[12:08])

  • The team discusses Procol Harum's “Conquistador,” poking fun at its lyrics and pronunciation, segueing into 60s nostalgia and the quirks of British vs. American English.
  • Quote:
    • “If you read the lyrics of that song, you… You'll want to jump off something. They're very confusing, but great song nonetheless.” – Tom Griswold, [10:41]
  • A side chat arises about band name etymology and classic hits like "Whiter Shade of Pale."

• Music Talk: Walk-Up Songs ([46:30]–[55:59])

  • Tom proposes cars should play personalized “walk-up” music. Each cast member suggests their own (Lou Reed, Lou Rawls, Peter Gunn theme, “Tusk”, etc.), sparking music memories and ribbing each other over their picks.
  • Quote:
    • “Are you kidding? You're in the parking lot of Target, and you're 20ft from your car, and all of a sudden you hear…” – Tom Griswold, [51:47]

3. Sports, Brackets & Prizes

• March Madness/Bracketology ([04:14]–[06:49], [13:18], [38:13]–[39:13])

  • The crew plugs the show’s NCAA bracket competition, with cash and a giant TV as prizes.
  • Lighthearted sports chatter flows through the show, including ribbing each other about knowledge and participation in the contest.

• Doghouse Adventure ([19:44]–[28:25])

  • Tom shares a heartfelt—if comically “primitive”—project: building a doghouse with his daughters. Listener feedback pokes fun at his handiwork, but the spirit of spending time “off screens” is universally applauded.
  • Quote:
    • “It’s about the adventure… It was great because… Instead of looking at video games or looking at TV or looking at their screens, the girls… We spent the whole day doing stuff.” – Tom Griswold, [21:24]

4. Daily Life & Quirky Conversations

• Home, Tech, and Family Routines ([13:04]–[16:49])

  • Tom describes his elaborate network of night lights, his fears of waking the family, and the challenges (and comedy) of modern appliances—like radio that won’t turn off in his car.

• Listener Emails & Fun Facts ([19:44]–[27:37], [29:18]–[33:14])

  • Fans send in photos and roast Tom’s DIY skills.
  • The crew debates what common household tool people own most of (screwdrivers? tape measures?).

5. News, Trivia, Randomness

• Automotive Technology: Walk-up Music Redux ([46:30]–[53:00])

  • More debate on whether cars could truly have “walk up” tunes like an athlete’s entrance song.

• Travel, Paperboys, and Odd Jobs ([105:04]–[111:02])

  • Listener stories spark a chat on the lost era of paper routes, bike nostalgia (Schwinn Tornado!), and the work ethic of earlier generations.

6. “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen

• Advice Segment ([141:28]–[155:17])
  • Ali Breen fields real relationship/love life questions:
    • Should you tell a new girlfriend you’re dating around?
    • How to react on learning your spouse exaggerated sexual history?
    • Is it a red flag if your partner pees in the sink after a night out?
  • The team offers mostly comedic but often practical takes.
  • Quote:
    • “If this is a one and done, move on... but pay attention.” – Jess Hooker, [154:26]

7. Oddball News and World Records

• World Baseball Classic Recap ([66:12]–[67:19])

• NBA: Technical Foul for Tipping the Ball with a Shoe ([82:51]–[83:15])

• World Record: Longest-serving Gravedigger ([83:59]–[87:12])

  • An Indiana man’s 73+ year career as a gravedigger is discussed—complete with jokes about piecework and “digging your own grave.”

• Listener Mail: Cousin Marriages ([133:24]–[137:22])

  • The legality and social quirks of first-cousin marriage in various states get a surprisingly lively debate.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• About Tom’s Night Lights:

  • “My entire house has night lights throughout the entire house.” – Tom Griswold, [13:50]

• Music Tangent:

  • “You get up in the morning, you have motivational music, and it might be one day. It's Conquistador. Is that what you're telling me?” – Christy Lee, [12:37]

• Doghouse Build:

  • “You upgraded your truck tires. You upgraded your mattress. Maybe it's time to upgrade—what you stand on all day.” – Christy Lee, [15:32] (riffing on Orange Insoles ad but fits the DIY theme)

• Sexy Time—on paternity tests:

  • “Can you put a number on that—what percentage of people do that [secret paternity test]?” – Tom Griswold, [149:17]

• Comedy on cousin marriages:

  • “Florida is among 16 states that have no restrictions on first cousin marriages.” – Pat Godwin, [134:25]
  • “I think a lot depends on how hot your first cousin is.” – Jeff Oskay, [134:47]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• El Conquistador Prank Call: [00:51]–[03:19]
• Procol Harum/Music Nostalgia: [05:35]–[12:08]
• Orange Insoles Bracket Promo: [13:18], [38:13]
• Doghouse Build & Emails: [19:44]–[28:25]
• Walk-up Song Discussion: [46:30]–[55:59], [61:19]–[64:00]
• Sports and Bracket Updates: [66:12], [82:51]
• Gravedigger Record Story: [83:59]–[87:12]
• Sexy Time w/ Ali Breen: [141:28]–[155:17]
• Cousin Marriage Laws: [133:24]–[137:22]

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Episode Tone & Style

• Playful, fast-paced, occasionally sardonic, and always self-aware.
• Frequent inside jokes, callbacks, and ribbing among long-time cohosts.
• Practical life talk and humor intertwined—especially around family, technology, and nostalgia.

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For Newcomers: Why Listen?

This episode captures The BOB & TOM Show’s blend of rapid-fire comedy, Americana, and group chemistry. You’ll hear improvisational sketches, music talk, real-life mishaps, wry social commentary, much ado about sports, and relationship advice that veers from hilarity to genuinely helpful. Even if you’re not a regular, the hosts’ camaraderie and topical riffing make for a breezy, laughter-filled listen.

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Skip ahead for “El Conquistador” and musical goofing; tune in at [46:30] or [141:28] for inventive segments and “Sexy Time” advice with Ali Breen.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom show,

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

new car sales. Gordon speaking.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Yes. I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

You are El Conquistador?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

And I would like to make an appointment to come down and test drive a Mercedes.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Yes, sir.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

It is important that I am not addressed as sir. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

And affirmative.

[Tom Griswold]

Affirmative.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

It is very important that I only be addressed in that fashion as El Conquistador. Could you say it for me?

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

El Conquistador. What would you like to drive, sir?

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

I am not a sir.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

I'm sorry.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Brother, let me say one thing. I come from the south here. My parents brought me up to say, yes, sir. Yes, ma', am. No ma'.

[Jeff Oskay]

Am.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Yes, sir. Yes, ma'.

[Tom Griswold]

Am.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

No, ma'.

[Tom Griswold]

Am.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

I understand.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

That's for being. Being polite. But I.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

No, that's. That is. That is not my title. I am not a sir. I am El Conquistador. It's a title that has been in my family for thousands of years.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

I'll do my best.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

I am El Conquistador.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

El Conquistador. I'll do. I'll do my best.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

You'll do your best? El Conquistador?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

So can you tell me what a good time for you to come in is?

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Anytime, sir, between the.

[Christy Lee]

Anytime.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

El Conquistador. Between the hours of 8 and 5.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

What is important is that. That the people that you work with know that if they are to do business with me, that they must refer to me not as sir. I know that is polite, but. El Conquistador.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

What does that mean? What does that mean? What does the title mean?

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Excuse me, who are you addressing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

The title means the conqueror.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

I thought that's what that. The last part of it. L means the.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Yes. Okay, okay. El Conquistador.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Yeah, I'm sorry. El Conquistador.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

El Conquistador. When do you think you'll be arriving, El Conquistador?

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

I will be arriving next Wednesday around 4 o'.

[Jeff Oskay]

Clock.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Wednesday at 4 o'. Clock. I'll put you on my. That's when your flight lands, El Conquistador.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

My flight lands at about 3:30.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Okay, so you'll be here. Are you coming directly here, El Conquistador?

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Yes, I am.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Okay. Wednesday at 4pm all right, I'll put that down. Budget that time for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

For who?

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

For you, El Conquistador. Thank you, El Conquistador. I'll be waiting to hear from you and to see you.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Thank you very much for your time. I hope to do business with you.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, bro.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Thank you, El Conquistador.

[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

You're welcome.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Say what? Oh, hell. We're on. Hello, we're professional broadcasters. Don't worry, you've arrived in the right place. It's the Boba Top show. Must have been the right place. Must have been the wrong time. Everything's everything. John. Dr. John Rebenak. Mac Reben. Mac Rebbenak. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Indeed. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good morning.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, Tom. We got a good morning out of Jeff. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Chick Magis at his post.

[Christy Lee]

Where's that Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I emphasize that because today is the day. Got to get this done. You got to get your bracket in bracketology. Get serious. Starting in the next day or so.

[Christy Lee]

So let's get serious. Jermaine Jackson for that ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a play in I'm not Two

[Christy Lee]

play ins last night, Texas and Howard the Co Sells advance.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I will urge you to go to bob and tom.com, check out the new bobandtom.com website and get yourself registered courtesy of Orange Insoles. And you could win yourself a serious television and a million bucks. So holy heck, at the million bucks you can buy yourself a serious television. That was a request, by the way. We heard a little bit of Joel Lindley and El Conquistador because. Dear Bob and Tom show, an email from a listener. This comes to us from Hawkeye.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, MASH fan.

[Tom Griswold]

He says you talked this morning mentioning the song by Proal Haram Conquistador Pu. It reminded me of the guy calling the car dealership that insisted on being referred to as El Conquistador. Please play that if you've got time. Well, Hawkeye, we do have time.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe we we didn't mention that. We were talking about it yesterday. Totally slipped my mind. What's left of my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about El Conquistador, kind of. Because we were talking about this song from Proko Harem that I don't think gets a lot of airplay anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not continue playing it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like this song?

[Christy Lee]

I had it enough yesterday. I think I barely.

[Tom Griswold]

I played like 20 seconds of it.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Although you taught me. You taught me something. He does say Conquistador.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. This is in the first time. I didn't notice that till yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you he doesn't know the difference.

[Tom Griswold]

He does say Conquestadora.

[Christy Lee]

He does. He's one of those savants.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this like a live version? Well, wait a minute. You know something? I think the hit version was the live version.

[Ace Cosby]

I think you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that I think about it backwards. And maybe he got it.

[Christy Lee]

The studio version.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a minute. Let me try this one. Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Hanging on.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't I hear this?

[Christy Lee]

Hello. One of. Once again, one of the things we get a lot of requests for. The funniest thing we do is Tom running the equipment. It's always a treat, people. Hey, I need a laugh this morning. Can Tom try to turn something up? That would be fun. I think you've got it.

[Ace Cosby]

I hear the audience.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. It starts with audience sound. That's. I know. Okay. Yeah. This is the hit version.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice. Strings.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the hit.

[Tom Griswold]

He says Conquistador again, doesn't he?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you he doesn't know the difference. He's one of those weird musicians.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an. He's an Englishman. Maybe that's the way it's pronounced over in the uk. I don't know. I never noticed that until listening to it on headphones.

[Christy Lee]

All I know is they spell color wrong. That's all I know. They add the extra you in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Hell with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are we talking about this song?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What was it?

[Pat Godwin]

The Cortez.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Your was a Conquistador.

[Tom Griswold]

I was surprised that Nike would name a shoe after the pole pot.

[Christy Lee]

You're the only of this hemisphere person that would be. And then we found out a reason. Some sort of beef between Nike and

[Pat Godwin]

Adidas about the 68 Mexico Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we went deep on that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, when Tom and I were kids, you could get Converse and you could get Adidas. Am I right, Tommy?

[Pat Godwin]

And then Nike shows up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's tough to get Adidas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and it was tough to get

[Tom Griswold]

your Audi diet And they didn't have, like, having, like, an Adidas bag. Yeah, I got one in Germany when I was in high school.

[Pat Godwin]

Those were really, really.

[Tom Griswold]

People went nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jeff, you remember when you were in high school, you went to Germany and traveled Europe? Oh, yeah, yeah, me too.

[Jeff Oskay]

I won my freshman year or my sophomore year?

[Christy Lee]

Sophomore year.

[Ace Cosby]

That was France.

[Jess Hooker]

Your junior.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that you guys that grew up and never left the county.

[Christy Lee]

We were in Berlin.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my fault. You know, maybe tell your dad, get a better job. I think the respect.

[Christy Lee]

The respect you show us and our families really help, so. And you're not condescending at all. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get back?

[Christy Lee]

What a turd you are.

[Tom Griswold]

But it still seems odd to me that you would name shoes after someone who essentially decimated an entire population of.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's after the Sea of Cortez.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a sea.

[Tom Griswold]

Same deal. It's still Cortez. Or Cortez Killer, which is a great song from Neil Young, which you guys poo pooed.

[Christy Lee]

Technically, it's a song. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. By the way, there's a great live version of that also, if you're. If you're a Neil Young fan like I am. I love his live stuff. But just a little more procalherent, please.

[Christy Lee]

No, stop. Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice horn there.

[Christy Lee]

It's Timmy Trumpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, you don't like this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The drums always scare me.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Christy Lee]

Sneak right up on you. Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

Weather and sports up next. Watch. This guy's a great singer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Like some angels.

[Christy Lee]

All right, it's okay. I'll talk.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. I'll talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a great song. I recommend Coerced. Yeah, that's. That's the hit version. Such as it was. Do we play that here? Yes, yes, we did. Okay, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I totally remember playing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we. Did we play the whole harem? They were famous for the song Whiter Shade of Pale. That guy Gary Brooker, he toured with Ringo one year, I think.

[Christy Lee]

What does a Proko harem mean? Do you have any insight?

[Ace Cosby]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got your harem, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, because you have a harem.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the course of the year, I

[Christy Lee]

like to keep it on the down low, but you're right. Yeah. And proko means a gathering of harems.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

What's more. More. It was a different time back in the 60s

[Pat Godwin]

people smoked pot.

[Christy Lee]

Especially toward the end. It was nuts, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you read the lyrics of that song, you. You'll want to jump off something. They're very confusing, but great song nonetheless. And that guy toured with Clapton once.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Great player.

[Pat Godwin]

The name Proko Harem is a misspelling of the Latin phrase Proko haroun, which means the beyond, far beyond. These things.

[Tom Griswold]

That helps.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You got any pot? Maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

That sounds more like acid.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay,

[Christy Lee]

that does have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jeffrey.

[Christy Lee]

Smell of acid on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, just a little bit of a musical recommendation. Check out some Proko Harem. Great band. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or you could just skip it. Here's the big time hit for Proko Harun. Harun. Okay, here we go.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm at the prom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The guy leaning up against the keyboard. Hold that. Yeah, perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty cool. Thompson.

[Tom Griswold]

Keyboard lick. You don't like this?

[Ace Cosby]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of. A lot of. What did your friend call it? Chest. What was it again?

[Ace Cosby]

A piece of chess?

[Tom Griswold]

A piece of chest. A lot of pieces of chest. Cat got caught on this in high school dance.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. That was the high school together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, that tells you everything you want to know about Proko Harem. We skipped the light fandango.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Admittedly, the lyrics are bad poetry, but still. Nice, nice, nice. You know, though.

[Christy Lee]

But that tells you. That's a little microcosm of us back in the 60s. We skipped the light fit. Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's like we're an entire nation of cynics and you're the king of condescension. Skip the light fandango. What the hell does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

What doesn't mean. I'm not endorsing that. I.

[Christy Lee]

Hell with that.

[Tom Griswold]

You certainly are. I was endorsing Conquistador and those dumb lyrics.

[Christy Lee]

So you get up in the morning, you have motivational music, and it might be one day. It's. It's Conquistador. Is that what you're telling me?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I get up in the morning and I creep around my house like I'm a cat burglar.

[Christy Lee]

You don't play any music? No.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to wake the dogs up.

[Pat Godwin]

Wake anybody up.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta play me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't wake the dogs up.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you got in the car? Coming over. It's on in the car.

[Christy Lee]

Let me get this straight. Is there anyone in your home that you're not terrified of?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No.

[Christy Lee]

You're terrified of everyone.

[Pat Godwin]

Even your dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Last week I woke up and my 10 year old was throwing up all over the bathroom at 10 of 3 in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, she should have come home from the party a little sooner.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a curfew.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Our closes at two.

[Christy Lee]

Oh hell, there is a curfew. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That put a little dent in my morning. I got here on time, we got it done. We were here and hope you're here and if you are, thank you very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you use the light on your phone to get around like. No, I. I used the light on my phone and it dawned on me the other day that somebody's gonna drive by and think I'm a robber in my own house. Yeah, like walking around trying to keep everything.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. My entire house has night lights throughout the entire house.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you must be very proud of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, the last house I lived in, you know, I rebuilt that thing and I put in night lights built into all the walls. And this is a true story.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even want to know how much that cost.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know, it was not a big deal. I was rewiring the whole house. The light bulbs for those particular lights. Yeah, they don't make anymore, of course. So I went online. I went online and bought like 150 of them.

[Christy Lee]

You really hit the jackpot when you hooked your construction wagon to Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

You really well, this happened. You can walk all around my house and you don't need them because every hallway, every stairway has always got.

[Christy Lee]

Now what about those light bulbs? Do they make. Make those?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh yeah. This time I knew that going in.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they stay on the whole time or do. Are they motion sensors?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're on. Yeah, they're on the whole time. Base that they're. What do you call it, Light triggered.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they heat up?

[Tom Griswold]

It always scares me. I'd be walking around at dusk and all of a sudden all those lights pop on

[Ace Cosby]

dusk.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta. I gotta.

[Pat Godwin]

He's afraid of his own house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's scary.

[Pat Godwin]

You're scared of everything. Of not only the people in it, the actual house.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Every weekend it attacks me. Just clean this.

[Christy Lee]

That is no way to live, Tom. Relax. Enjoy your home.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing fine. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

Get some people in there that like you. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to crank up a little proal. Hara. Maybe this afternoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, well, nobody's home then.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

That's orangeinsouls.com well, thank you very much. I wish Josh were here today. He's a little bit under the weather, but I just found out this Proko harem, happy accident. It's named after one of their cats. They had a cat named Proko Heron.

[Christy Lee]

Are you Proko Heron?

[Pat Godwin]

Heron is the right way it's spelled.

[Tom Griswold]

They liked the sound of Prokyl Harem because they thought it sounded mysterious and cool. As you pointed out, welcome to the 60s. And so, in other words, it's. It's meaningless. But I still like that like that song. Now you can join us whether or not you like that song when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'd love to have you here. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Did you know Fast Growing Trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over 2 million happy customers. They have all the plants your yard or home needs, including fruit trees, privacy trees, shrubs, and houseplants, all grown with care and guaranteed to arrive healthy. Whatever you're looking for, Fast Growing Trees

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

At the news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, hey, look. That's Chef Osu.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right, man.

[Christy Lee]

What's your hat say?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea what hat I'm wearing.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like Jurassic Park.

[Christy Lee]

Does it say Arnold?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Arnold's Tinkle Tanks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Arnold's Tinkle Tank. That's nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a little portable.

[Christy Lee]

In honor of Josh Arnold, who you

[Jeff Oskay]

may be on the tank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he might be perched on the toilet right now. Having a little trouble. A little gas.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicate way to say that.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

What I.

[Tom Griswold]

He's probably in the smallest room in

[Christy Lee]

his house right now, cramping up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. We like to begin the day by reading your email letters. We certainly appreciate it. And we'd like to begin right now.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, you want to take Dear Bob and Tom Show? I don't know if you're aware of this, Tom, but your adventure into constructing a doghouse has caught the imagination of the entire country, and they want to participate. They're sending in pictures of their newly constructed doghouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a nice one. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. It looks like a barn. It's got that classic red barn look with the white trim. Again, the doghouse that I did over

[Christy Lee]

the weekend, that's a better design of what you tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I did it with two 10 year olds. It was. It's about the adventure. It's about going to Lowe's and having fun and watching the wood get cut.

[Christy Lee]

And then a good way to look

[Tom Griswold]

at it because trying to fit it in my car but having it blow across the parking lot. Girls. The girls are hammering and nailing. It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a topic to ask somebody who works at one of the big box stores. What's the most unsuitable car you've ever tried to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, put something in.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I bought 216 by 20s and the guy's driving a Civic. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I bet they see that all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, we did tie it to the roof when we first got there. A little heart. Who's 10 goes, here's the wood I want, daddy. And it was a 4 foot by 4 foot chunk supply wood. Well, I didn't have the Suburban, so I. I don't know, I almost had to go borrow Mark's truck. The adventure, I mean, took. This is the thing, it took all day, but it was great because.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you get a pickup truck just like one to have in the driveway?

[Tom Griswold]

They'd love that. The. Instead of looking at video games or looking at TV or looking at their screens, the girls. We spent the whole day doing stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it. Admittedly, the final doghouse isn't exactly a Frank Lloyd Wright piece, but it's a mess. It was great. They were hammering. We got.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you let them paint it yesterday? We talked about that. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, check local listings. You don't want to be.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Painting when it's this windy. Because if you do, he'll be painting the cars in the driveway.

[Christy Lee]

This is Bill from West Texas. Dear Tom, loved your dog house. I was wondering though if that newly constructed dog house has a dishwasher in there. Yeah, I wish because you of course have four dishwashers.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a couple. I have two in my kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Two in the kitchen.

[Jeff Oskay]

I went through. We posted the doghouse up on the interweb for people. And we always read the emails, but we don't necessarily always mention Facebook, rumble, YouTube comments. Oh yeah, some of them.

[Christy Lee]

Comments.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some of them. If Jason, can you put this lovely doghouse.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

And somebody was like, it warms my heart that you had this special project with your daughters. So much fun. And to think of the memories she will have. That was Tanya. Now the guys put things like, she's a beauty. Clark Robo says Woody Woodpecker could have done better. Oh, hey, doc. Says Griswold, the great woodsman. We see the craftsmanship before the.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. They're 10 years old there, buddy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Justin wants to know why you didn't buy another hammer at the hammer store.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Instead of using the baby sledgehammer there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair question. Do have another hammer? You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in my toolbox in the basement. I just thought, hey, this. They had more fun with a little mini sledge.

[Pat Godwin]

The bottom of it looks like a piece of paneling.

[Ace Cosby]

What's going on? Is it like, it rusted or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the.

[Ali Breen]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's not supposed to.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like paneling to me.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a pegboard.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That was a. That one was like 1479, and the others were 12. That was a slightly more expensive piece of mini plywood.

[Christy Lee]

I certainly don't recommend this, but when I do a project, whatever I need for including tools, that's what I get at the hardware store. I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Even if you already have the tools?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. I don't know if I have them.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? I would think the average person. What tool?

[Christy Lee]

Spoken like a girl, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Put this to you, Christy. The average gent that has.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor lady.

[Tom Griswold]

What has.

[Pat Godwin]

Has.

[Christy Lee]

Not very likely.

[Tom Griswold]

What tool do you have the most Screwdrivers? I would say probably either screwdrivers or maybe pliers.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no screwdrivers.

[Christy Lee]

No. You got tape measures? I think I have 4,000 tape measures. I've got about 700,000 drill driver sets. I have those in about Allen wrench sets.

[Pat Godwin]

Those.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, yeah. Yes. That's a close second. I've got about 10 of those. But there's the famous rule that I believe it was Einstein came up with, which is, if you are on the top of a ladder with a screwdriver, and you go to attack something, if you have a Phillips screwdriver in your hand, you're gonna need a flathead. And this goes, no matter what happens, you always at the top of the ladder. So I finally got one of those screwdrivers that you can flip. You pull out the thing and shove

[Jeff Oskay]

it in real quick. I want to give Eric. He had the best comment about the doghouse kit. It was, you could package this as part of the puppy mill starter kit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he get a Picture of the little doggie.

[Jeff Oskay]

He did not. Oh, and someone said this doghouse gives van down by the river vibes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, it's primitive, but no, it's great.

[Jeff Oskay]

But every other comment is what a great memory these kids are gonna have. How great a dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's what this weekend is gonna be. Probably painting the doghouse.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's gonna be a beautiful weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Ch, but here's the problem with that. What if they want to paint the inside? Of course they're going to get full of paint, which I'll make sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that'll be fun though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the trick is going to be letting it dry because as soon as they get it painted, they're going to want to shove the dog in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you should get spray paint. Let them do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Graffiti spray paint in my garage. All both cars that are currently.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? I'd had that thought yesterday and squashed it because I thought there's no way.

[Christy Lee]

I think Jeff will back me up on this. You need to get a nice oil base for that dog. That's what you need.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna try to convince him to let me put a slightly angled roof on it and some shingles.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show from Colorado. Just saw Tom's coffee table on Social Meet. I'm sorry, is that a doghouse? Anyway, I was wondering if it's for sale.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no. The girls want it.

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

For sure.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry to bother you guys at work. This is Kurt from Fremont, Ohio. Tom is a proudly self proclaimed woodworker Tom calls a doghouse. Is that what he has to show for it? That would provide the bare minimum definition of protection for any poor creature forced to use. Barely qualifies as a storage container. Is the wood even treated for outdoor use?

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is no.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom put a sealer on it.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it's just waiting to be a moldy pile of uselessness. With love, Kurt.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't wait to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I do have a wood burning fireplace. I will. And a hatchet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Down the road.

[Pat Godwin]

You girls get to go to the paint store and pick out the paint.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it'll be fun again. It's all about the process. Doing something besides looking at a screen.

[Ace Cosby]

You got them to touch grass, it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, yeah, we. We're mostly in my garage, but yeah,

[Ace Cosby]

that's the expression though. Getting them out of the room.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you did a good job.

[Christy Lee]

Be sure if you get oil based, they'll get the turbine valentine. You're going to need that to clean your brushes.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you and Jimmy build something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Let him have a huff.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not a bad idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, have a huff.

[Pat Godwin]

What could you build? You got a dog. Build a doghouse. You could compete with his doghouse.

[Ace Cosby]

I got a dog apartment complex.

[Christy Lee]

We should have competing doghouse building.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine would be much worse. Here's a. There are dog houses out there that are absolute works of craftsmanship. Craftsmanship and art and architecture craftsmanship. That's what I. Did I say something else?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Well, the. Yours is what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, but. And I. Anyway, you can go on to any of the big box stores and buy a plastic doghouse for under 100 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, is suitable.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, it was really not about the doghouse.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Then of course the girls want to get it ready for the dogs. They put all kinds of stuff in it.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Put your shoes in there because he's going to go chew them anyway. Why don't you just want to just start right away?

[Christy Lee]

I have dogs that were there, like Snoopy. If they had a dog house, they'd get up on top of it, I think especially the one the Australian shepherd would get right up on top of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a jumper.

[Christy Lee]

He wouldn't get inside now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my big fellow. As long as he can lie down in it, he'll be fine. This is a place I can sleep. I'm ready to go. We're reading your letters here on the Bob and Tom program. Yes. If you want to see, you can see a picture of the doghouse project on our various social media platforms. I will tell you this. We got a brand new app. It's fun. Check it out. We've got a brand new website. We've got it all cleaned up. And while you're there, I'll tell you again, because March madness has begun. There is still time to get in your bracket, courtesy of orange [e-mail]. you got another letter over there. You want me to go.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Top show. I think it's cute that Tom doesn't know the difference between friends and people working for him. Like his new buddy at the hardware store, Austin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was cutting the lumber.

[Christy Lee]

It was your. He's your new best friend. Yeah, that's how you referred to him or his. You said your amigo from Venezuela who drives for Uber. By the way, congratulations to Venezuela. They win the World Baseball Classic 32 over the United States.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what we talked about.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Is that what you talked about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was.

[Christy Lee]

They were very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

It was early in the morning on Saturday. I was walking the dogs and there was this horrible screaming. And I thought, my God, someone's being assaulted. And it turned out to be coyotes. I lived near a little wooded area and. But this car pulled up with this guy with this glowing vest. Turned out he was delivering something to my house. And Real nice guy, we got talking and I asked him where he was from. He's originally from Venezuela. He'd only been here for a couple years.

[Christy Lee]

We'd like to apologize to anyone. Nice guy, contact with Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Did they ever ask you where you're from?

[Tom Griswold]

It's before 7 in the morning. This guy's out there working. I said, hey, you know, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it's before seven. You could ask us how we're doing every now and then.

[Pat Godwin]

Where are you from?

[Tom Griswold]

One day a week, you're sitting on your ass reading a Associated Press copy. This guy's out there driving around delivering important packages to me.

[Christy Lee]

This guy might be a superhero, though. His name is Nick Justice.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

How about that? So.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But he was from Venezuela. And he goes, he. He.

[Ace Cosby]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

He did not speak English very well, but we had a nice conversation. He goes, you. You've heard of Madeira? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He said.

[Tom Griswold]

I said, if you guys. Hey. He said, if you guys win. If you guys win.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to change the subject.

[Tom Griswold]

If you guys win, we'll let you take them back. And he was actually very glad that he'd been captured. He goes, I'm going to be able to go home for a month this summer.

[Christy Lee]

Nick justice is from Puerto Rico. Oh, forget everything Tom just said. You got a letter over there, bud.

[Tom Griswold]

I do?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

This is complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that's. You.

[Tom Griswold]

You may. You may be able to help me with this.

[Christy Lee]

We'll all try.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a similar car to mine, and mine does the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet mine doesn't do it, because I've read the manual and looked at it, and my app works.

[Tom Griswold]

When you stop your car.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the radio keep playing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it keeps playing until you open the door. Or does it play like. Oh, when you shut it off seconds after the.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. It. And then if you open a back door, the radio starts again.

[Tom Griswold]

Again?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because it's synced up with your phone, but if you lock it, it. It shuts off.

[Tom Griswold]

A few months ago, I told you a story about my wife's Ford escape. It plays the radio for several seconds after you open the door to exit the vehicle. Recently, I had borrowed my wife's car. I pulled into a very nice coffee shop. I was listening to your show. As I exited, everyone in the parking lot got to hear someone shout out the words chronic masturbation just as I opened the door. I borrowed my wife's car. Yesterday, I noticed the music in the car now stops immediately when I open the door. This could only mean one thing. The Ford Motor Company has changed their software with an update to make this change because they heard the Bob and Tom Show. It's a great day to be alive. Peace and love, Captain Ron from LeClaire, Iowa. Thank you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Peace and love. Peace and love.

[Ace Cosby]

Peace and love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does your car do that, Christy? No, there's probably a setting, but, yeah, it keeps playing the radio.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I walk up to it in the garage, and it clicks all the stuff and the radio starts playing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's open. Hi, welcome.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it reads your app, right? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

It does you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just plays the regular radio.

[Christy Lee]

You have your phone synced up, so you use your phone as a key and not the fob?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I tried that, and it doesn't work anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't work anymore. Doesn't work anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

So you just walk up to your car and it just turns on by itself?

[Tom Griswold]

Not it doesn't start the car, but it turns on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, it's reacting to your fob that you have in your pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

You can sync it to your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

And so now I've got to turn the radio down because I don't want

[Christy Lee]

to wake up the dogs. Do you start your car when it's cold? Check local listings and get it warmed up. You can start your car with your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I tried that yesterday. It doesn't work.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't work.

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't work.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your car is three months old. There's no way that doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it works.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I used to dream how it works. I used to dream of having a car that was the same year that I was living in. I. That was my mark for success. And you've got that. And you.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing works.

[Christy Lee]

You just let it waste or. I'm sorry. They. Everything's broken on you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not broken. I just. I'm not doing it right. This little thing spins on the phone, indicating that it started.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't take that much effort. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll figure it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want to spend time with your kids? Have your kids teach you how to use your car. Figure it out. Let them take seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Baby. Sledge to the interior, see what happens. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you remember that guy that we used to work with, Dog. He had that van that was, he had it. He was a big fan of Indiana Hoosiers and he let the son, who's now, I think he's 40, loose in the van with a mark, a Sharpie marker. Remember that? He marked up, he marked up the whole van. That sounds like something you'd let your kids do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Okay, now, what do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up in sports, we've got the. As I said, the World Baseball Classic is over. Venezuela are your champions. We'll have details. The NFL and the Denver Broncos have made a trade. Two play in games last night. Howard and Texas advance two more tonight and a couple signings for the Indianapolis Colts and a couple of world records that best go unmentioned. But we're, we're going to talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, and the one signing is really interesting. It's a guy who's never played football, not even in high school. That's, that's, and that's going to lead me to a really cool question for Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

I, I, I, Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite names in the history of the NFL nicknames. I'm a big fan of cool nicknames. And wait till you hear this one. I, Chick, will know it for sure. But we'll see. We'll see what happens. Right now, I want to say hello to. Oh, look, there's Josh and me. There's me. I'm looking at the aura frame, which is a beautiful frame. And those photographs are about to switch because it's, it's like loading a slideshow into a frame. There we go. There's. That's me with Peter Frampton. There's all of us wearing wigs. That's a great shot. And the notion here is this is a great gift, the aura frame, because you can load it with a whole bunch of, in fact, unlimited photographs and videos. And we're getting love letters about these things. We started talking about them before Christmas. I immediately went out and bought one. And to go out and buy one, all you do is go to auraframes.com. it's a U R Aura, like the aura you give out, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Your, your, your vibes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Your yoga. Never mind. Aura. Aura frames. That happens to be number one. Voted number one by Wirecutter, the cutting edge technology critics. That's how great this thing is that

[Pat Godwin]

gives you good vibes every time you wake up in the morning and see pictures of your loved ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a letter a couple days ago. This lad, what three sons and the.

[Pat Godwin]

My three sons.

[Tom Griswold]

And they loaded up. They live in different cities. They loaded up every morning. She can come out, grab her coffee and there's a picture of my new little grandson. How cool is that? This is a great gift. I really mean it. I'm a big fan. Bob and Tom show listeners, you get 35 bucks off the best selling Carver mat frame with the code tom a u r a frames.com support the Bob and Tom Show. We'd appreciate that. And support Aura Frames. It's a great product. Really cool, really fun. There's an unfortunate picture of Pat giving a very weird hand signal. What are you doing there, Patty?

[Christy Lee]

Flipping off again.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? What are you so angry about?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know where we're.

[Ace Cosby]

That a green room. Free show, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a The wordle. The day the radio was the word

[Christy Lee]

in wordle by the way, in that one picture. Am I storing nuts for the winter? What's going on? Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not the most flattering.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

The other beauty of this is I look happy. You have the code. You can take that photograph.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I could. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Ali Breen with sexy time and other delights. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy do. I'm chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of orange insoles, they are kind enough to have set up the Bob and Tom Mayhem. Bracket competition for men's college basketball. Get your bracket in today. Some serious money is at stake, not to mention a giant TV screen. Real quick, Christie. Yesterday you mentioned a show, and I know that the world we live in, it's impossible. There's so little commonality. We. We all don't watch the same shows, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Especially the. All of us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Chick doesn't like watching shows I like.

[Christy Lee]

And even if I. If I do watch show, you, I. I've keep it to myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You mentioned a program yesterday, according to this nice letter from Steve, who writes from Springboro, Ohio.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy asked why none of you guys had been watched. The new season of Virgin River.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's on Netflix.

[Pat Godwin]

Season seven. Yeah. And then there's going to be a season eight, I read yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We asked you who was in it and you said nobody you'd know.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

He writes. Good heavens.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know. Sorry, Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Matheson.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Plays a low grade cranky doctor.

[Pat Godwin]

Low grade? What the hell's wrong with that man? He's a wonderful country doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

He, of course, Vernon is famous for the movie Animal House.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Vernon.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what they call his name is Vernon.

[Tom Griswold]

He's of course, Eric Stratton and he's great in that movie.

[Pat Godwin]

And Doug Vernon's great in Virgin River.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's a good actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Tool plays his wife. She's the one that. Oh, drives me nuts. But I mean, there are people in it. But a lot of the faces you

[Tom Griswold]

wouldn't recognize in any event, because you didn't know that Steve wants you. Christy Lee put on double secret probation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Didn't I say that to you? After we went to the break, I went. Oh, gosh, I forgot about Tim Madison.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's interesting. There's a show, it's in its seventh season and none of us have ever.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's shot up in British Columbia. It's so beautiful. I mean, it's gorgeous. It's set in rural Northern California, but shot in British Columbia. And it's. The scenery is worth watching.

[Jeff Oskay]

Still a virgin after seven seasons.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody on that show's a virgin, trust me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

they broke the dam at the Hyman river, apparently. It's interesting how many shows people watch. I know. For example, I still like to watch Survivor just to see the beautiful scenery, you know, the parrots and the animals. But so many shows. What's that? There's a new one. Gosh, I forgot. I can't remember the title of it.

[Christy Lee]

It's any. Any hint at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. It's what's his name that makes all the shows now. What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

Ryan Murphy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they.

[Ace Cosby]

No, the Sheridan guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sheridan guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Taylor Sheridan.

[Ace Cosby]

Sheriff's Marshals.

[Pat Godwin]

Marshals. Has that started?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like Casey. I need to watch that.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of gun fighting.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the one. This is the one with Kurt Russell and they're fishing in Montana or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that the. No, the dinosaur movie with no series with Kurt.

[Pat Godwin]

I just saw the first in a TV show. There's.

[Christy Lee]

He's on Apple tv, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Michelle Pfeiffer, but again, it's the same thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Madison.

[Tom Griswold]

This incredibly beautiful scenery. I'm just saying there's so many shows now where they're so beautifully.

[Christy Lee]

So you turn. You turn on a show to see the scenery?

[Tom Griswold]

I think a lot of people do.

[Christy Lee]

No, no plot. No, you think a lot of people do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've seen the first episode based on the dialogue. I'm not gonna watch it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the. Madison is the one you're talking about. And that is a Taylor Sheridan show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that why you've been on HBO watching Fboy island, the new season?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that called?

[Jeff Oskay]

F Boy Island.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not aware of that one. What is that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it's only self explanatory.

[Christy Lee]

It's on an island and. Oh, you don't know what fboys are, right? I don't know how to explain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nikki.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, she's a host.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how to.

[Jeff Oskay]

A bunch of hot dudes with no shirts on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. Sure is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or these heterosexual fellows.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, a little too pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they just call it the bottom of the barrel? Here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Steve's letter to you, Christy, was the. The heading was hello Delta pledges.

[Christy Lee]

This guy's great.

[Pat Godwin]

He's definitely an Animal House.

[Christy Lee]

He took Animal House seriously, right? Yeah. Yeah, she'll take this seriously.

[Pat Godwin]

Madison, by the way, is on Paramount. Plus if you're looking for it with girls.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't. I just stumbled into it. Girls were watching. I watched it for half an hour.

[Christy Lee]

The girls were watching.

[Pat Godwin]

Girls? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Again? There's a lot of shows. I think people just watch for the scenery. Yeah, maybe it's not a lot of great dialogue or plot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, then you date Virgin River. Why not a lot of great dialogue? It's very. It's very lightly written, if you know what I mean.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it won't offend anybody?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

So why do you like it then? What's going on?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Do you really want to know? My mother and I used to watch it together. And so there's a very sentimental.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you guys had a falling out? Why isn't your mom watching?

[Pat Godwin]

She dies.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have one of those diverse, diverse cast. Cast where she has, you know, her Asian friend And is it one of those shows where there's always conveniently a

[Christy Lee]

lot of people watch shows just for the scenery. Probably their, their fans probably die off pretty quick, I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

There seems to be a formula, all these shows.

[Pat Godwin]

There's an Asian young man, of course.

[Christy Lee]

You know, there's been a show based in Hawaii since 1952.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a little bit later,

[Christy Lee]

but that's Surfside 6. Oh, yeah. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hawaiian Eye.

[Christy Lee]

Hawaiian Eye. There's a show. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there one now?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I want to say Magnum. Maybe not. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that back? I don't know. Coming up, we have Chick McGee at the sports desk. Some exciting things in the world of sports.

[Christy Lee]

Some goings on in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Best thing that's happened to Venezuela since they ousted the czar or whatever the hell that guy was. Coming up in the world of sports, plus we have Ali Breen with sexy time. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a song for Pat this time, Tom. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

We got a story that I think is going to lead to a song

[Christy Lee]

before time gets away from us. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, man.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, buddy. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got an idea.

[Christy Lee]

Okie doke.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I was. We had a nice letter about some automobiles. Mine, for example. When you get out of the car, the radio keeps playing for like five seconds. Not exactly sure how this works, but it's kind of cool. But I was thinking about this and yours does that too. Right, Jake?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? Could you. And I bet this is possible. I'll have to go to the dealership and talk to my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Therefore, before you break something else, please, how about this?

[Tom Griswold]

You walk up to your car and it plays walk up music like you were a baseball player. Wouldn't that be great? As you walk up to the car, for example, with my car, I would walk up to my car first thing in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just as I get there, it starts playing this music.

[Christy Lee]

And I must be too old because that too loud.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Lou Reed live.

[Pat Godwin]

That's your walk up music.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't this be great walk up music. Then as you, then you sit down, start adjusting stuff, throwing stuff in the front seats into the back seat. Listening to Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner on the guitars, getting ready for Lou Reed to walk out and sing Sweet Jane at the Academy of Music in New York City.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Takes you back to 1970s.

[Pat Godwin]

Takes you back.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's my walk up music. Don't you go bad mouthing my walk up music. This is one of the great moments of all time.

[Christy Lee]

Of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, musically this is of all time. This is still the intro.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of the great talk over intros because it's long radio.

[Christy Lee]

Make it good doesn't make it bad either. Normally.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't he complain about long intros?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, he hates.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this, this one I just lose it goes on a little. So by now I would have started the car and we would have. We would have taken off. Okay, good. What would your walk up music be? First, just before you start your truck, you got any ideas? Christy, what would yours be?

[Pat Godwin]

We've talked about this. Mine would be Raining Men.

[Christy Lee]

It's raining.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Don't you think your husband would be offended by that?

[Pat Godwin]

He's confident in our relationship. He's not worried.

[Christy Lee]

Or he's given Lola's one of the two.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we could have Pat redo the song Mandy by Barry Manilow and make it Andy for your husband.

[Pat Godwin]

About three years.

[Christy Lee]

We've been married, Andy. Has it been really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a record?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Nowhere near the record. I got my walk up music. You want to hear mine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Good. Me and Lou Rawls.

[Pat Godwin]

God, I love this song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was. It was a hit out of nowhere, man. Sometime in the 70s. Yeah. What a voice. He's really not singing. Yeah, he's kind of talking.

[Tom Griswold]

But what would your walk up music be?

[Ace Cosby]

For comedy, it was a sledgehammer.

[Tom Griswold]

But for your car, you walk up your car.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what that'd be. The. The Peter Gun theme.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a good one, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Which version? The Blues Brothers version or.

[Christy Lee]

No, just this.

[Tom Griswold]

The original.

[Christy Lee]

The real version. The Blues Brothers version.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a good version. What's wrong with you guys?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a cool little riff. Get you started on.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Henry Mancini tune? What is that?

[Ace Cosby]

It is indeed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hank, Jeffrey, if you get any thought,

[Jeff Oskay]

the live version of Tusk.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

That opening drum, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

That is cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that'd be mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that like the UCLA marching band or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think Mick Fleetwood might be losing it. I think he lives in Hawaii or something and he's on his Instagram. He has these giant, comically large drumsticks that he sits around with and beats a big. It looks like a bathtub, but it's a drum. And he just sits around and beats it on. He's losing.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Fleetwood Mac and at one point they just have a spotlight following Mick Fleetwood as he's running around the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Arena beating on stuff. It was like a solo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all about the music.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a little indulgent, but I guess the rest of the bandage to take a cocaine break.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. It's going to be. My walk up is either Lou Rawls or of course this. Father had the ship hit that.

[Tom Griswold]

Be loving you. So, Chick, will you find out if we can do that with our cars? We have the same kind of car.

[Pat Godwin]

Your cars does say your name right

[Christy Lee]

when you walk up to it on the screen.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, on the screen.

[Tom Griswold]

But is there a way to get it at the settings so it automatically would play there?

[Christy Lee]

I would assume so, yeah. I don't know. I don't know if there's much call for it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not kidding at all.

[Pat Godwin]

You wouldn't get a getaway driver. That's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone would want that.

[Christy Lee]

Among your ideas, this has got to be one of the stupider ones.

[Pat Godwin]

Everyone would want that. He just said.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? You're in the parking lot of target, and you're 20ft from your car, and all of a sudden you hear.

[Pat Godwin]

Because you could find your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. The lady is right.

[Christy Lee]

Anything to help you, keep you from getting into the wrong car.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Kelly's going to get sick of Lou Reed live every day.

[Tom Griswold]

She won't ride in a car with me. Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

I don't find that surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this. This is kind of the middle part of it.

[Christy Lee]

God, please stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the main rift kicks in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, this is that same song earlier.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the cool part.

[Pat Godwin]

Still bl.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this is when Lou Reed's about to walk out.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet chain.

[Christy Lee]

He's often misunderstood. People don't see him because he's only three feet tall. If you've ever met him.

[Tom Griswold]

This kind of like the bridge here. It's one of the great intros of all time.

[Christy Lee]

If one of us tried to play something like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. I just thought of another good one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here's here. You're right. There we go. How about that one?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. That'd be cool. You walk up to your car, Chris, you got the right idea.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I could find my car easier.

[Christy Lee]

You know, they have.

[Tom Griswold]

I always forget where I park.

[Christy Lee]

They have different light bulbs, if you will, for your door, that you can project different images on the ground when your door opens.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Yeah, like the bat signal. You.

[Christy Lee]

I think that. I'm sure that's out there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I've got a. I've got a really good one. I think that might be perfect for you, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

When.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're really gonna like this.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the way to go. Is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

Actually, no. I haven't done anything yet. Here. Here's your. Here's your. Here comes Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's not smiling when you hear that?

[Christy Lee]

He loves. Gonna be a great Globetrotters.

[Tom Griswold]

I do love the Globetrotter.

[Christy Lee]

They're doing the weave.

[Tom Griswold]

This might be taken the wrong way, though, by some.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, how.

[Christy Lee]

What are you. What? Forever goodness are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I missed the Globetrotters this year. I didn't get to go. What? And the girls were out of town.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you could go by yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay. Actually, this sounds more like you.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

T for Two.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Two for T. No.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll come back.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a rocker. I enjoy Lou Reed. I love Lou Reed. You love Lou Reed? I love Lou.

[Tom Griswold]

God, it's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

You really missed it.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's Lou Reed's most popular song?

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet Jane.

[Ace Cosby]

Take a Walk on the Wild side.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's a.

[Pat Godwin]

Those two.

[Tom Griswold]

That song's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a Walk on the wild.

[Christy Lee]

Hilarious, he says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the first time I heard that, I howled with laughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I saw him at Alice Tully Hall. It was a great show. Opening act. Hall and Oates, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? Oh, that's Alice Tully hall for the center for Developing Lesbians or something. Isn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a part of Lincoln center, you illiterate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right. Same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward. Here we have coming up, some sporting news of interest. Congratulations, Tom. Lets me to Venezuela.

[Christy Lee]

3, 2. They win to be United States last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Aaron Judge, think of him as being your hero. And then the exact opposite is what Aaron Judge did last in that whole series.

[Tom Griswold]

How many of those players aren't in Major League Baseball?

[Christy Lee]

Aren't. I don't know. Very few.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right now I want to talk to you about those credit card bills. You hate opening them up. And you go, wow, I really need to pay this back. But I can't because I'm paying more than 20% interest. Yikes. There may be a pretty convenient way to take care of that right now. There are a lot of scams out there, by the way. You're always hearing these things about right now, this season, especially all these tax things. Do this, do this. This is pretty much a universal truth. If you are a homeowner, your home is. Your property's probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. Things have gone way up. And you can take advantage of that because that means the amount of equity you have in your place is probably a little bit higher. And one of the ideas that came from American Financing is taking that equity and refinancing your house and using that cash to pay off those credit cards where you're paying 20% interest. It's a pretty simple formula. American Financing sent me some average numbers of some of the stuff they've been doing. Their average savings is about 800 bucks a month on that payment. So maybe this might work for you. It depends on your situation, obviously. But if you have a huge credit card debt, you know what it's like to every month just be sort of paying off the interest and that thing just keeps looming large. So if you want to take advantage of what's happening in the, in the housing market these days, this is your opportunity. American financing.net can walk you through it, see if it works for you. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by going to American financing.net bobandtom. You can even call them at 866-889-2611. Hard to remember that number if you're driving around. So just remember American financing.net and maybe you can get rid of that credit card debt. American Financing.net it might be time for you to refi. NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. Credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net BobandTom this episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing Company.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir, indeed. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember Elvis used to wear that TCB?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure. The lightning bolt.

[Tom Griswold]

Lightning bolt. You know what that stood for? Jeffrey?

[Christy Lee]

Taking care of business.

[Tom Griswold]

Taking care of business. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to take care of a couple business points real quick, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to be doing the show, let's see, a week from tomorrow in Greater Cincinnati, technically will be in Covington, Kentucky, which is a beautiful spot. And we'll be at a place called Smoke justice doing the show live. It's going to be a blast. If you want to come see us. That'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

You can see two states at once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Look over the river.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's beautiful. That's such a beautiful spot. Lots so many great restaurants in that area. In any event, we'll be a smoke justice. And I bring it up because, among other things, we'll have some special guests. And we're going to bring some T shirts which apparently are available right now online. And they are in honor of opening day for the Cincinnati Reds. And the idea of these shirts is to raise some funds for a great project. It's called Brave Gowns. And it's a handful of folks. And what they do is they hand make little superhero uniforms for kids in the hospital. And Cincinnati is the home of one of the greatest children's hospitals in the world. And in fact, a friend of mine's daughter was. Her life was saved by the great people that are there. So anyway, this is just a drop in the bucket with respect to doing something kind of fun at the same time doing something that's kind of nice. Hope you can be part of it.

[Christy Lee]

And they. We have the gray short sleeve shirt, but we also have the very cool baseball. The raglan with the three quarter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of a baseball tribute.

[Christy Lee]

Very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a stupidly, I guess I. On the shirt. I put the, the latitude.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you gave it away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not gonna give it. There's, there's, there are certain coordinates on the, on the shirt. You can see it if. I think. If you can, you can see it. There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hope, I hope people type it in. It takes them to your bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the secret coordinate.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about a place with a lot of home runs.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are fun. Anyway, it's. It's a fun project and it's just designed to help out some little kids. And, and that's if there's anything in the world you can do for kids. I think that we should do that in today's world. Now, I want to also say special thanks to Lee's famous Recipe Chicken, our special sponsor. And it's my understanding there's going to be chicken. There's going to be chicken here in the next couple of days just to get us primed. So I am really looking forward to that.

[Christy Lee]

My man here, Jeff oskay, can eat 50 wings.

[Jeff Oskay]

I could do 23. 25. 25 wings.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. It's quality, not quantity, my friends.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's both these famous chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm really excited about this show. Anyway, we've got that coming up and a couple of other delights I'll get to. But right now the topic is if you could have your car set so that when you walk up, it would play intro music.

[Christy Lee]

As you can tell, this is one of Tom's harebrained ideas, so bear with us.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to find out if I can get this done every time I walk up to my car.

[Christy Lee]

You can't get it done?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'd have to hire someone to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

I came up with a song I think would be great for me.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you walk up to your car, what I'm saying is you don't even have to touch anything. And it's just all of a sudden the lights pop on and it starts

[Pat Godwin]

there because you have your phone or your key fob or whatever. It would be Highway Star by Deep Purple.

[Tom Griswold]

Good one.

[Pat Godwin]

First album ever. It's about. It sounds like it's the cars running. It's so much fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I think I've got one for Pat. Oh, try this on for size. You're 20ft from your car.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And first of all, you look around to see if the repo guys around.

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Second, I park around the block.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's my friend. You walk up to your car and you hear this. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A little Johnny Cougar back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Great intro.

[Ace Cosby]

Larry Crane on. Good guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this is a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great one. And this is almost as long as the Lou Reed rock and roll animal intro.

[Pat Godwin]

This got me an A in radio because I talked up this intro.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an early John Mellencamp song. And our good friend and one of the nicest people I know, Larry Crane of the guitar on this one. What a great guy. And he is incredible guitar player.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This was a famous. As Christy says, famous in radio because you could do news.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Traffic news. Traffic, weather over the intro.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Just great piano. Just a cool song. And then, of course, it gets really good when John starts singing. That'd be a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

I. John's doing some great interviews out there. If you have a chance, look around now, can we.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you think we can do this with a car? You can get it to do that some.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, with your buddy Mark, you could have the theme of Chips start when he walks up to his bike.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You remember the theme from Chips? It had that wee.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I never watched that show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't either, but I'm aware.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm aware of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Unlike some.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't watched a lot of bad. Is this the chips theme?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like 80 music.

[Tom Griswold]

This is awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really bad. Really Stinks on ice. Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, that's enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Just tell me you've got a new farisa without telling me you got a new farisa.

[Tom Griswold]

That's worse than I remember.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of strings, Tom. A lot of strings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, bad.

[Christy Lee]

Only nine more minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Headache.

[Tom Griswold]

When Mark walked up to his car, I think we'd go with this.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, not Randy Newman. Come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I thought it was going to be the Lollipop Guild, so it could have been worse.

[Christy Lee]

Remember when the world was young and people got upset by this song? Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

They did?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No reason.

[Christy Lee]

Short people got no reason. No reason. No reason.

[Jeff Oskay]

No reason.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the greatest albums of all time. Up here's Christie's Randy Newman. Good Old Boys.

[Ace Cosby]

Check it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Check this out. Wouldn't this be great? Walking music.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk up to your car and this

[Pat Godwin]

starts and I'm ready to drive, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's my understanding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

I remember now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, get ready. You know where it comes.

[Pat Godwin]

I love this song so much.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Where does it kick in?

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like it kicked in.

[Pat Godwin]

Here it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this sounds like chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Longer than I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, was the hit version of this the live version or that version?

[Pat Godwin]

That. I don't know if it was ever a hit. Was it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it was a hit ever.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't a hit?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Just a radio song.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the deep cut?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe, but

[Christy Lee]

you were probably in. What sort of radio were you in when these songs came out? I don't think you were in popular radio.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that, 75ish?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Mid 70s smoke on the Water on the same album?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Deep Purple Machine Head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's some great walk up music.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't that make you want to just drive really fast?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. It's my understanding if you're playing that song and you're pulled over, I think in 14 states in this great country of ours, you're allowed to go an additional eight miles an hour over the speed limit. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That album was released in 72.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is it time for sports?

[Christy Lee]

If you'd like. Tom, are you sure? I don't want to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. What have we got?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I should urge everybody to go to bob and tom.com and enter our orange insults.com mayhem bracket competition. You could win yourself some serious cash

[Christy Lee]

and million dollars and a tv. Venezuela has won the World Baseball Classic for the very first time. Rebounding from a blown eighth inning lead to beat the United States 3 2. On Eugenio Suarez's tiebreaking double in the ninth, Eduardo Rodriguez and relievers limited of Venezuela limited the Americans to two hits before Bryce Harper two out, two run, home run shot in the eighth tied at two apiece. Then Venezuela added to run to get the victory 3 2.

[Tom Griswold]

So in some ways this is the real World Series.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you divided everyone up into countries, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But most of these guys are major League Baseball players. In America, certainly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's fun. Kind of cool now speaking of which, coming up we are going to be seeing some real Major League baseball in Cincinnati a week from Thursday. Once again we will be doing our special show from Smoke Justice. Back to you.

[Christy Lee]

Last night in the play in games, Bryce Harris had 19 of 14 rebounds. Howard hanging on to beat UMBC. The Retrievers. Oh, they got beat amp 8683 last night. And Texas survives a late rally to beat North Carolina State. The Wolf Pack. The wolf pack, 68 to 66. Broncos have acquired the wide receiver Jalen Waddle from the Miami Dolphins. He's got one of the best touchdown dances. He kind of waddles back and forth like a penguin. His last name's Waddle. Jalen Waddle. Isn't that great? That's the best thing ever. The Indianapolis Colts have signed Notre Dame basketball player Carson Tout.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait, what?

[Christy Lee]

T O W T Carson Tout in hopes of turning him into a tight end a la Antonio Gates. The team said the 24 year old tout will join a tight end with a similar background. And Mo Ali Cox also played ball. Basketball. He VCU, of course. Signed by the Colts in 2017. Tout told reporters he's never played football at any point in his life. Interested in the NFL because of his basketball play style and probably saw Antonio Gates. Gates play.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of interesting that, you know, there are a handful of men that never played in high school or college that end up in the NFL.

[Pat Godwin]

How would you feel if you were a tight end your whole life and that guy gets a job and you

[Tom Griswold]

don't now it's time. It's trivia time. I wanted to see if you'd know this. This guy only played briefly in college football.

[Christy Lee]

John Mackey, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He was working at an aircraft plant in Los Angeles. Asked the Rams for A tryout.

[Christy Lee]

Alonzo Bowdoin.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a comedian.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Alonzo did work in it. They're very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Signed as a defensive back and broke the single season interception record in 1952, a record that still stands.

[Christy Lee]

Night Train Lane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the greatest football nickname ever, Dick?

[Christy Lee]

Night Train Lane. Maybe you know this Dinah Washington. I think she's the one that had the song Night Train.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's exactly correct. I knew you'd know that. Very good. Chicken. That's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

His interception record stood forever.

[Tom Griswold]

But there are a handful of guys that did really well in the NFL that had never played football.

[Christy Lee]

And I think that was a 12 game season. I think at least 14.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are probably a lot of kickers, especially in the early days of soccer style kicking, that were not really football players.

[Christy Lee]

That Brandon Aubrey, the kicker for the Cowboys, was sitting on his couch watching the NFL and his wife came in and said, you can do that. And by God, he can. And he arguably, if he wasn't a cowboy, he'd be the best kicker in the National Football League.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she wrote that song. Aubrey was his name.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Chick came way before. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

As you know, I'm telling everyone I went back to college since I never even completed a year. Can I go out for the sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Especially now. Gosh, yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm going out for the football team.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who else has four years of eligibility?

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Probably more. Sure. Why not? Make Tom happy. One last. One last stunt to make Tom happy. Well, what happened to Chick? Oh, he broke his leg. His arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget the clavicle.

[Christy Lee]

And his clavicle. What happened? I don't know. What? That stupid bastard went out for the football team. Why did he do that? I talked him into it. I dazzled him with wordplay.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a guy a couple years ago, some.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he was 60 something, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Some guy that played for his college high. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

College.

[Tom Griswold]

College.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you think we heard about that? He was a great player.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, because it was cool. It was a fun story.

[Christy Lee]

You told us he was a freak is why. And he was cheating death being out on the.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he just play like one player?

[Christy Lee]

World class.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Now, Jeffrey, I admire you for going back to school. Are you. Are the rest of the folks in the classes significantly younger than you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yesterday I had my first online zoom course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And there's all age ranges from very young to Very old. One of the ladies who was older the entire three hours delivered DoorDash over zoom while taking the class.

[Christy Lee]

What now?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't she leave her camera on?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you had to have your camera on because it's a zoom class. Camera's on. Everyone's cameras are on, which was absolutely hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she. You would see her and she would just, like, get out of her car and walk into a restaurant and grab a bag, and she'd walk back and get in her car. You see her drive and then get out and walk up to somebody front porch.

[Tom Griswold]

So she has to hold her phone.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it seems like she's preoccupied.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a really out of the class marketing class.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this a highly technical lecture that she.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was marketing 101.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she was doing great marketing for doordash.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she does great.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you got to admire her for working hard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, no, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was just interesting.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of distracting, wasn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you wearing pants?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. That's no one's business.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you pull a tubing?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but there were multiple people laying in their beds.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

That is unbelievable to me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was one lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Show some respect.

[Jeff Oskay]

What are those?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, do it like.

[Jeff Oskay]

What are those?

[Christy Lee]

Do it like.

[Tom Griswold]

We did go go to class. Stoned, bored, and having not done any

[Jeff Oskay]

preparation, one lady had one of your shower caps on.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

For.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

For most of the class.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's right. It's called bonnet.

[Christy Lee]

You heard Jeff Oskay. That's right. Tom wears a shower cap every now and then when he takes a shower, which is ridiculous, especially right before bed.

[Tom Griswold]

My shower cap. It's Kelly's.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't have any hair because he doesn't want to get his hair wet. And when I say hair, I mean one follicle, not a head of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Nanny, Nanny. Na. Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Whatever baldy Pat you got got. I've got maybe a little less hair than you do, but, you know.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotta be kidding me.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. Pat acts like he's Fabian over there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Fabio. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Is that where Fabio got his name from? Fabian? I bet it was son of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but, Jeffrey, I'll talk to you. I don't want to get in bed with what little hair I have and have it wet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I shower before I go to bed.

[Christy Lee]

So how long is it dry?

[Ace Cosby]

And all you gotta do is shake your head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How long do you have to put up with a wet head? Like 90 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

I go straight from the shower right to bed. Okay, I've got everything set, curtains closed. I sent you that article.

[Christy Lee]

You're supposed to shower before you go to bed in the dark. And it relaxes you, it helps you sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I can fall asleep. I could fall asleep right now in the next room in two minutes. Oh, I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere. It's my only skill.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it means you're not getting enough rest.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't you been known to fall asleep during the sportscast?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That's no idea how hard it is for me to stay awake during this.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a little bit of an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a.

[Christy Lee]

Might have a think about that coming up, we've got world records, including Graves. That's right, Graves.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great story coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I think. Oh, keto. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you think it's a great idea to have walk up music when you get to your car?

[Tom Griswold]

I. If I.

[Pat Godwin]

All of these stories are your great.

[Tom Griswold]

If I can get this rigged up. So my car, when I walk up to it in the Target parking lot and I'm 50ft away, it's blasting Lou Reed.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just listen to a nice pair of Raycons on your phone and take music wherever you go.

[Pat Godwin]

That won't help him find his car.

[Christy Lee]

How about that? Well, he's not gonna find his car.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wearing my Raycons in the Target park. I'm gonna get run over.

[Christy Lee]

And what's the difference between just magooing around the parking lot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and by the way, these electric cars, my big beef with these things can't hear them. You can't hear them as they're about to run you over in the Target parking lot.

[Christy Lee]

My buddy has an electric car and you can set. You choose your sound effect.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, they need to be sound.

[Christy Lee]

It makes.

[Tom Griswold]

They need to be louder or have flashing lights or something. For half deaf guys like me, on

[Jeff Oskay]

the Tesla you can turn on a little farting sound. So when you drive it sounds like it's farting.

[Christy Lee]

There's like a duck sound.

[Tom Griswold]

That's classy. I want that guy to. I want to get in the rockets he builds.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

You know, when the.

[Tom Griswold]

When the rocket takes you off for the moon, it's gonna make a big fart noise. That'd be pretty cool. That's cool, Lelon. Go have some more babies. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the the Bob and Tom Show.

[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Got a song coming up from Pat? Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll require a story from Christy. I think we got one.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby one right here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going over there?

[Christy Lee]

Okie doke.

[Pat Godwin]

You wanna, you wanna play a song for us, Pat?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

A seven ton meteor that sped across the Cleveland sky this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second now.

[Christy Lee]

And a sonic boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Before we get that real quick, I want to remind everybody that we've got our orangeinsouls.com contest up and running. Get that in today. Get your bracketology thing done. Okay, Christy, back to you.

[Pat Godwin]

A seven ton meteor that sped across the Cleveland sky this week could be seen several states away. The American Meteor Society said it received reports from Wisconsin to Maryland about the bright fireball, which NASA later confirmed was a meteor nearly 6ft in diameter. It unleashed an energy of 250 tons of TNT. That's dynamite. When it broke apart causing a thunderous boom. The National Weather Service in Cleveland said it has not received any reports of any debris though being found.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's because the house that had hit the people are all dead.

[Pat Godwin]

That is not.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see any of the videos of this thing? It's really cool and it's a lot of. There's a whole bunch of different videos because a whole bunch of people saw it even though it was pretty quick, very, very nice. And Pat, you have a tribute to this.

[Ace Cosby]

Driving through Cleveland, saw it in the sky. A huge fireball flying by Ohio meteorite thousands of miles an hour. What a Sight flew by Tom's old house in Shaker Heights.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh,

[Ace Cosby]

meteorite. Hard Rock Cafe, meet flaming fireball. Cleveland Indians. Where's your guardians now? Oh, me, oh, my. Ohio meteorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Finally, a reason to have the Cleveland Guardian's name.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, the guard against meteorites.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hall of Fame. Coming up. The Rock and Roll hall of Fame in Cleveland. You ever been there, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Not that one. I went to the one in New York City that was there for a brief time that's been shut down. But I have not been to the one in Cleveland.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd love to.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been there?

[Ali Breen]

Check.

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, you've been there.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. I remember walking in. They've got. What do you call it? A dummy. Perhaps a mannequin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it would be a team building exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a man.

[Christy Lee]

You could lead us in.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh, that'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a mannequin of a Prince outfit and you realize, wow, that guy was little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Smaller than me.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a tiny little guy. The. The Rock and Roll hall of Fame is great. It is really cool.

[Pat Godwin]

But, you know, you could take us all there on a field trip. We could do the show from there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm boycotting.

[Pat Godwin]

Show us your old house.

[Christy Lee]

Boycotting.

[Pat Godwin]

Unless you take us to a game.

[Tom Griswold]

Until they let in Iron Maiden, Motorhead, the Monkeys, Little Feet, Neil Sedaka. Yeah. They have New Jin, Ted Nugent. Yeah, they should all be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. The Guess who is not in the Rocko hall of Fame.

[Pat Godwin]

They're Canadian.

[Christy Lee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I can't guess who. You haven't given.

[Ace Cosby]

Canadian.

[Christy Lee]

Give me another hint.

[Tom Griswold]

How can the Monkeys not be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame? Well, come on.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, it was a kind of like tv.

[Christy Lee]

They'd probably be laughed out of the arena.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, they're missing the point.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the Monkeys, you know that, But.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're.

[Pat Godwin]

But they weren't rock. They were pop music.

[Christy Lee]

Neil diamond should be in. Maybe Tommy Boyce, Bobby Hart.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more crap bands in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame than good ones at this point.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, now it's just the Music hall of Fame. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Boston's not in it. Foreigners not in it. Jethro Tull. They're still not in it, Ryan. I mean, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think. I think foreigners not in it because they're from Canada. They're foreigners.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. No.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of around the world. The 2026 FIBA Women's World Cup.

[Pat Godwin]

Foreigner.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're in it. Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

World 2026 FIBA Women's World cup qualifying tournament in Puerto Rico came to a close last night. Team USA beat Spain 8470 to complete a perfect five and a week in San Juan and finish in first place. The Americans already qualified for this fall's World cup, but have now officially received their boarding pass, if you will. Team USA led all teams in scoring with an average of 95.8 points per game. Their 14 point win over Spain was by far the closest game of the tournament for the United States. Their five victories came by an average of 42 points. Caitlin Clark named the MVP. And last night in the NBA, Alex Caruso did something interesting. The Orlando Magic visited the for now, or maybe repeat the Oklahoma City Thunder. And Caruso had him found himself in an interesting situation. During the game, his shoe came off and he was in the middle of guarding someone from the Orlando Magic. And he. As you'll see here he is holding the shoe and trying to guard someone in the NBA at the same time. There's the shoe. He picks it up. He sees the guy with the ball. He's got the shoe and he tips the ball with his shoe.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that allowed?

[Christy Lee]

That is a technical foul, but it's hilarious. It is very, very funn. Why he actually hits the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

That is so funny. And it's by the way, it's blatant. He absolutely knows what he's doing and he's laughing about it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. What else would you do?

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny. That's the only reason to have an NBA clip these days. It's gotten so boring. Well, what team's tanking tonight.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea that it was a technical fight. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you can't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why not?

[Pat Godwin]

Then people would be taking their shit.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't hand the guy a butterfly now? Well, that's. Well, that's going to be a three.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, nope.

[Tom Griswold]

He got the butterfly net and got

[Christy Lee]

it before it hit the and the NIT last night. Oh, National Invitational tournament.

[Ace Cosby]

Liberty.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't finish my bracket.

[Christy Lee]

Uncw, Wichita State, Oklahoma State, I hate to know.

[Tom Griswold]

What, do you want me to get the job?

[Christy Lee]

You guys go ahead. I wasn't going to ask Tom for his choices. That's okay. You guys carry that out. Okay. And now we've got stupid world record. An Indiana man who was asked to fill in for a local grave digger in 1952 is now retiring.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Think about this for just a second. This guy's been digging graves.

[Christy Lee]

I think I'm going to think about this if I want to or not.

[Tom Griswold]

For 70. What is it, 74 years?

[Christy Lee]

I think we're going to tell you,

[Tom Griswold]

but I mean, that's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

He asked to fill in in 1952. He's now retiring after a record breaking 73 years, 75 days of digging graves.

[Pat Godwin]

Alan McCloskey, well, he's not using a shovel.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a little two.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet he was using a shovel back in 52.

[Christy Lee]

Probably, but, you know, wouldn't Mental. The mental cost of digging graves. Oh, man. For 75, 73 years, 75 days.

[Pat Godwin]

It'd be quiet.

[Christy Lee]

Start to wear on you.

[Jeff Oskay]

You always have flowers to bring home

[Pat Godwin]

to your wife and it's. And it's a quiet job. You don't have to worry about talking to co workers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there was a little. You hear the Irish on that thing?

[Christy Lee]

You can't be surprised by that attitude. Alan McCloskey, 92, got his start as a grave digger at Galveston Cemetery in Galveston, Indiana, which is what the song's written about. Galveston, galvan, galveston, population 1300, when he was asked to cover the previous gravedigger shifts for a week in 1952. And the rest is history. Ask Christie.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not taking questions there.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got a little bulldozer thingy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose a. I have two questions. Do you suppose he's dug his own?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, I would. I mean, hey, look, I don't wish the guy an ill. I mean, I hope he lives to be 120, but on a hill, probably

[Jeff Oskay]

from the looks of it, he should have done a little more hand digging.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does look a little girthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you usually don't see fat guys in their 90s. They're usually long dead.

[Ace Cosby]

Looks pretty good for 92.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have a question, Christie. It says that Galveston, Indiana is a popular. It's what?

[Pat Godwin]

It's Galveston.

[Tom Griswold]

They're pronouncing it wrong. I've heard the song by Glenn Campbell.

[Christy Lee]

All right, the point is, Tom, I appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is 1300 people live there.

[Pat Godwin]

How many is he.

[Tom Griswold]

Has he buried all of them? I mean, what is 1300 divided by 72?

[Christy Lee]

How many. Yeah, how many people die a year in a city of 1300?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would think since 1952, I'd guess most of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's had a turnover rate, or

[Pat Godwin]

you could look at it this way. He's only had to dig a grave a month or something. He's got a really easy job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What if he's on salary or if it's by the grave.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

1300 people.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I have. That's a good question. Is it piecework?

[Christy Lee]

I bet it is. Per grave.

[Pat Godwin]

It's how much?

[Christy Lee]

Something like.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he does. Maybe he does the maintenance. Is there a lot of graveyard maintenance you got to. Oh, yeah, you got to trim around the gravestones, right.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to mow and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I read once that, that, by the way, I don't know, God knows what I was reading, but it was an article about how those. What are those trimmers called that you spin around? Weed whacker. The weed whacker revolutionized graveyard maintenance.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I bet that's. That's why it was invented, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know. But yeah, to get around tombstones. That guy probably knows his way around a weed whacker. I bet he's at least picked out his grave, don't you think?

[Pat Godwin]

I hope he got it for free.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe. Maybe after the first thousand they give you the next one free. But I assume when he started it was probably hand digging, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How long does that take? How long would that take? One person to dig a grave?

[Christy Lee]

A pick and a shovel?

[Tom Griswold]

Eight hours.

[Jeff Oskay]

One person. I bet you they had a two man crew and they could probably do that in five hours by hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really? But he's our landscape guy.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you get two guys I could have buried? You get. You get two guys in there at the same time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like six feet by six feet, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, six feet deep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but six feet long or how long? Eight feet wide, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wow. What do you want to. How big you want to go? How big you want to go? 12ft. That's too big. You got a bigger hole six feet deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they doing a thing now where they bury them vertically and they go like feet under?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's. That's airlines. They're going to have you flying standing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Come on. Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When we return, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

We've got one more world record about St. Patrick's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look forward to that. We have a Neanderthal man in the study.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. That's how you say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I like saying Neanderthal.

[Christy Lee]

I say I like Neanderthal tall.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like. No, orangutan.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got orangutans.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's orangutan and Neanderthal but duper. I I.

[Pat Godwin]

We have new words, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. We're gonna join you and he'll tell you those new words when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

Shouldn't we wait for Josh to do the new words? Maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the News Center.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice. There's Ace Cosby. I think I just got hit on by Jeff Hosk.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, throwing out some spunk.

[Christy Lee]

Your thoughts? He's throwing out spunk is what Christy said. I don't think that's what she meant.

[Pat Godwin]

I meant it.

[Christy Lee]

He was being, I think, throwing out some spunk over there. Have you ever heard that for slang, Tom? Spunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the famous line from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

[Christy Lee]

You got spunk. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he goes, lou Graham.

[Christy Lee]

Lou Reed. Yeah. You and Lou Reed.

[Tom Griswold]

Lou Graham, lead singer of Foreigner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lou Grant says I hate spunk. Yeah. Yeah. But I think from the slang version of spunk, is there.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a bad thing?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Male yeah, It's a amalgamation of the seed of the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, shut up. It's a slang for geigu. Okay. Spunk. Well, and you're throwing out spunk over there.

[Pat Godwin]

I have not heard that yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I figured you hadn't. That's why you said it.

[Christy Lee]

What have you heard?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard enough? Have you heard this?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What song is this? No one's ever heard. Oh, I've heard this. Now here's a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I play that to correctly pronounce the town Galveston.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'VE lived in a state of Indiana and it was always pronounced Galveston.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah, sure. That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm.

[Christy Lee]

But that's also from us and R U S S I A in Ohio is pronounced Russia.

[Tom Griswold]

So I see.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a mile in Michigan. I mean, I guess there's.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a Versailles.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah, we are playing that. I'll explain to Ms. Hooker. Because we had a story about a Galveston, Indiana grave digger who after 73 plus years on the job is retiring.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 92 years old. And.

[Christy Lee]

And we figured that we wondered, Tom especially how. How he might be paid during. For that job.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is grave digging piece work? I mean, is it per. Or do you mean. Do you get.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a salary job.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a salary? You get to get benefits. You get help.

[Pat Godwin]

You do more than just dig a grave. Maintain the cemetery.

[Christy Lee]

I hope there are. I hope they're in a union. That seems like a. A tough job. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I get a bit. He gets really tired of kids walking up to him. Hey, man, you get to drive gravedigger. No, it's not the bronze.

[Christy Lee]

You know what though? I bet you've seen those. I bet they've fashioned manufactured blade for a bulldozer specifically. Oh, to dig grave.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it's like, what are you, 8ft wide or whatever you say.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I learned it's eight feet wide or eight feet long. Three feet wide, only four and a half feet deep.

[Christy Lee]

Where did six feet under come from?

[Jeff Oskay]

The old days.

[Christy Lee]

Son of a gun. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And then how do they get the bottom.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do they get the bottom half Further than we need. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they get the bottom flat? So it's level.

[Jess Hooker]

They tamp it.

[Pat Godwin]

Why does it have to be level? Why does it have to be level?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you don't want your. You don't see corpse lying there canted to the left.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want your body in there, all the blood rushing to his feet, do you? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys come from families that throw the first dirt on the grave? Yeah, me too.

[Christy Lee]

Do you come from a family that we kick it in that you have someone in the family who tries to jump on the casket as people are wrapping up services? You ever have that?

[Jess Hooker]

There's been some drama at some funerals

[Tom Griswold]

you had that I've seen.

[Jess Hooker]

No, there's just things. Yeah, no, my family takes pictures with the corpse. No, not with. Of yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like a selfie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of, of just the corpse by itself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Before the funeral starts, there's a picture of every person in my family from the back. It's not like an up close.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just of the entire thing. And that's just something that's always.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're posing in front of the cast.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you're not posing. It is just a picture of the casket. It's a candy and the flowers.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't have to say hold still.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're, they, there's a, they work

[Jess Hooker]

really well with the camera.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a famous picture online of, of three people in a casket spelling out the Ohio. And the casket makes the, the eye really for the Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's really like a Village People.

[Pat Godwin]

There are certain cultures that Ohio State Buckeye fan will bring there will bring the casket and set it up right. And.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's for the party.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They set it up right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Standing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, remember the, some of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have to like prop it with stilts?

[Christy Lee]

Some of the old houses had those two pocket doors that you pull together for the parlor cordon off the room and that's where the casket would go and you'd shut that when you were eating dinner or drinking coffee out of your bathtub sized coffee urn, or whatever you do during a funeral.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, on that note, let's change to a different note. Christy Lee's right over there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm cooking over here, daddy. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Thousands of runners took to the streets of a far off land called Cleveland to help break the Guinness World record for the largest kilt race. Oh, I don't think we mentioned the kilt yesterday enough. And we also didn't mention the Irish. Goodbye. Enough. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, hold on a second.

[Christy Lee]

I love the Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the kilt a Scottish thing?

[Christy Lee]

It says kilt. I'm just telling you. But I mean, a total of 3,385 people participated in the Saint Malachi Church's annual run walk event. Runners wore blue and green kilts made from athletic fabric for the attempt.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Their effort of 3385 people just shatters the old record of 2040 participants.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, wasn't this originally called the peeking of the sack?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're right, you don't wear.

[Pat Godwin]

Traditionally you do not wear underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't wear underwear with a kilt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Obviously they're wearing runners tights, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those are oh, they're wearing. I see joggers or whatever they call those yoga pants, actually, is what those look like. Boo. You don't like yoga pants?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they shouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't get a decent. If you can't get a decent upskirt shot when the guy's wearing yoga pants underneath his skills.

[Christy Lee]

Let me ask you something. Have you ever, from the back, seen a gentleman in a pair of yoga pants and thought, that's a nice ass?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No. And he used to own a yoga studio.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really? No. Do guys show up in yoga pants? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not. Not respectable men.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Something loose.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like gym trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I know that it's a Scottish thing and you're of Irish heritage. Certainly. You. You. Have you ever worn a kilt?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Never? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You think people are laughing at me at the yoga studio when I wore my yoga pants in.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd be sniffing a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. They told me it was a inside joke they had and they weren't ready to share it with me.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to see that from the front.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at you.

[Jess Hooker]

Little moose knuckle.

[Christy Lee]

Moose knuckles. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

See, I see. I don't wear a kilt. I would never wear a kill.

[Christy Lee]

That's me and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you have to be. You can't wear underwear. I don't want to. To end up on, you know, some. Some list where I can't be 500ft

[Christy Lee]

from a school because a high wind, next thing you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or somebody knocking on doors at the

[Jess Hooker]

St. Patty's Day parade. The firefighters that play the bagpipes and the drums and stuff. I don't know what that band's called. They were there and they had their kilts on and nothing underneath. I mean, no pants anyway. They had the. The socks up to the knees, but they were wearing hats that said, kilts are not consent.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

So keep your hands to yourself, basically.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little harsh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sure that there's a lot of drunk people wandering around and lifting their kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Christy Lee]

The ladies night at the strip club. They're pawing the dancers and. Oh, they were getting up guys. Absolutely. Getting a huge handful.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Women are gross.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but you guys are hot.

[Ace Cosby]

I wouldn't care if I had a Kilton. I have a hat on that said, have at it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in drive, baby. Touch me.

[Tom Griswold]

Blow. Blow the dust off and go. For it.

[Christy Lee]

Touch me, touch me, Touch me, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now it's time to talk to our car girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You guys have been talking about walk up music and what you were listening to in your car. The Hyundai has a special mode on their car that features sounds of nature. I listened to the harbingers of spring on my way in this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding me?

[Pat Godwin]

I am not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

What a wonderful feature it is. I can't believe it.

[Pat Godwin]

There are different cityscape, there are different.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai also has the snow button. At first I thought it, I thought it was like a climate control thing. You could make it snow inside the car for maybe a Christmas.

[Pat Godwin]

Added traction on snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns out it's for traction. I had no idea they thought of everything at Hyundai.

[Pat Godwin]

If you'd like to check out a Hyundai for yourself, right now is a good time because it's the getaway sales event. You can hear birds in your car just like that.

[Christy Lee]

And your Hyundai. Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds of spring.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there are all kinds of them. There's sounds of fall, there's the sounds of winter, sounds of rain. So nice. It's very relaxing right now. You can get great deals on their most popular models including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. Or how about the Tucson or my favorite, the Tucson hybrid plus.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's pronounced Tucson Tucson.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. The stylish Elantra, which is their beautiful four door sedan or two door if you'd like. And the latest all electric Ionic 5 or Ioniq 9. This is happening at your local Hyundai dealer. What are you saying? The Hyundai getaway sales event? That's exactly what I'm saying. Get a deal you'll love right now. Visit Hyundai USA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

A really weird task this guy gave himself that it's. It's so boring. It's interesting. Does that make sense? I think it. I think it will when you hear about it also.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are you allowed to marry your first cousin? I hope so in the state you live in.

[Christy Lee]

I'm still waiting to hear back from mine. You know I kissed her. I was my first kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or not.

[Jess Hooker]

Stop telling people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or not, it's legal in a bunch of states and we're going to find out where it's still legal. Also in the news. Neanderthal man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, and we had the oldest gravedigger. We also have an old paper boy coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that'll be cool. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

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[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer.

[Tom Griswold]

People want to see more. They want to see who you are as a fighter. Like I said, the time is now.

[Christy Lee]

I really wanted to do that. Sit down from a fighter's perspective.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out what it really means to be a fighter inside and outside the ring. This fight game is such a. A roller coaster.

[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin Jello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Osk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Did you happen to hear the way Pat said hello?

[Ace Cosby]

My favorite dessert?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think it's. We're having trouble pronouncing things today. I. We had the discussion about. We had a gravedigger. And you say it's pronounced Galveston, not Galveston.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that particular city.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole bunch of them that are different, you know, depending on what state they're in or what country you're in.

[Christy Lee]

Well, get a load of this. This is from Carl.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Carl.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, exclamation point. They dig graves with a backhoe.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we know that.

[Christy Lee]

I thought. I didn't know if we specified, but evidently.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he work at a cemetery?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't. He works. Well, it does say where he works. Oh, no, no, he's. He's got a great job. He's a construction observer. That's what it says. That's what it says on his business cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Help it out. The. We had the story about this. This guy who was a grave digger. He's retiring after digging grapes for, what was it, 73 years or something. It's pretty amazing. But he's from Galveston and I thought it was Galveston.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's a dream job. Honestly.

[Christy Lee]

Construction observer.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Oh, digging graves.

[Christy Lee]

They've. Getting graves is a dream job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You'd be by yourself most of the time. I said that sounds amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't have to talk to co workers

[Ace Cosby]

trying to say to us.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with Christy on this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but you're thinking about death all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're not. Why would you be thinking.

[Jess Hooker]

I know you would hate it because you would be with your own thoughts, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

God, that's true. Oh, my Lord. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

She's hit the nail on the Head.

[Tom Griswold]

But now you were telling me it's not Versai for sales.

[Pat Godwin]

For sales.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine had a speaking engagement up there.

[Pat Godwin]

Down there.

[Tom Griswold]

But okay, wherever. It depends where you're listening from.

[Ace Cosby]

What a spinner he is. He should be our president.

[Tom Griswold]

The point, the point is you are

[Christy Lee]

really something, you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

He, he didn't know how to pronounce it, so he, he pulled in. When he got to the outskirts of town, he pulled into a Dairy Queen. He walked up to the young lady working there and he said, listen, I'm not from around here. I just need to know how to pronounce it. And she goes, dairy Queen.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get that out of a book of speaker stories?

[Ace Cosby]

It's called Open with this.

[Tom Griswold]

That is Reader's Digest humor and uniform.

[Christy Lee]

That is one wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say hello to our friends at least Famous Chicken because they're sponsoring our special visit to Cincinnati, as my dad used to call center. We're going to be there a week from tomorrow. It's Thursday morning, 6am will be starting

[Christy Lee]

Major League Baseball opening day, by gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be there at Smoke justice, which is on the other side of the river. So we're in Covington. It's a great spot. Hope you can join us. We will have some cool stuff there and including some posters. But also we have our T shirts and we're selling them and giving the money to a great, great little charity. They, they sew up, they sew little uniform, little, what do you call them?

[Jess Hooker]

The gowns that kids wear when they're in the hospital. They make brave capes. Capes for the kids to wear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So they look, look like they're little superheroes. See if the kids are in the hospital. Cheers them up a little bit. It's just a fun little thing. But we've got some kind of cool shirts. You can see them online. You can even buy them. Is that correct? You can buy them online right now.

[Jess Hooker]

You can buy our T shirts online. Go to Bob and Tom dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Now, anyways, thanks to everybody who's going to be part of it. We'll see you there. Thanks to the fox. But right now we finally are going to get to the news desk with Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we talked about the old guy digging graves. How about this? A 79 year old quote unquote paper boy in England says he plans to work until he can no longer walk.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, the paper's late again. Well, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the question is how much longer are there going to be papers? To deliver.

[Pat Godwin]

Colin Bradley from little Waiting. Used to be a farm worker and truck driver before becoming a paper boy a decade ago.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the Washington Post got rid of their sports section?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They got rid of a third of their staff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

His introduction to the role came when he filled in for two boys while they were on vacation before taking over permanently when they failed to return to work. What is happening to the work ethic of our country?

[Tom Griswold]

Those are. I. I was a paper boy most of my life, so I delivered papers.

[Christy Lee]

He just stopped delivering last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Third grade.

[Christy Lee]

Most of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

As you know how long you've been alive, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Most of my kid life.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, childhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have a paper roof?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. I helped my neighbor with his paper route. It was fine. I really enjoyed my Sun Press.

[Tom Griswold]

Then Cleveland Press.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You look at people's windows.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a. It's. And then people. Because my paper got wet.

[Pat Godwin]

Colin told the BBC. There's nothing I don't like about the job. I'm gonna stop when I can't walk.

[Christy Lee]

There's nothing I don't like.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who had the paper boy joke about that? He had to go to 132 houses or one dumpster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Every once in a while they'll get a postman that gets that gig. They go. They go to the garage and find six tons of.

[Christy Lee]

That was the most difficult. As I remember. That was the most difficult part of being a paperboy was going to the distribution center if you. And picking up your papers in the morning, depending on when you delivered them.

[Tom Griswold]

Or they would put them at the end of the street.

[Christy Lee]

The guy that we. It was like this rundown garage somewhere. And you'd go. You pay him for the papers.

[Tom Griswold]

We had to carry a pair of wire cutters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes. They were tied together.

[Tom Griswold]

Wire the bundle of papers.

[Pat Godwin]

Then you had to roll them and put them in the bags.

[Tom Griswold]

I was pre.

[Pat Godwin]

Bags, rubber bands.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have the newspaper boy bag.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you fold it real cool?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You'd fold it, then you. We had to put them inside the door.

[Christy Lee]

Did you put a ribbon. Christmas ribbon around it during the holidays?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I bet you weren't tipped very well.

[Ace Cosby]

Note for the ladies, huh?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, do you have any orange juice, lemonade or.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very early in the morning. Very few people were actually awake.

[Jess Hooker]

So did you see maybe some lady getting dressed in the morning as you were throwing.

[Christy Lee]

With a robe of it? Would you like. You like Some lemonade. They're young. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

No, what I would.

[Christy Lee]

That is thirsty work.

[Tom Griswold]

We would call when we'd have to go collect, which I hated. I did have one of those things on my belt with the change.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course you did, you giant nerd.

[Pat Godwin]

And the book with the little teeny bitty bitty little things that you tear off as a receipt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, your. Your collection book, did you have one of those?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, it was. We had a collection. It was. It taught me a lot about life and about why I to this day hate most people and people lying. You know, there's that. That's the seed of. But I could remember doing collecting and ladies would come in there with the curlers on the morning coats and what I thought was a glass of tea. I don't really understand.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you ever have a problem getting paid? You know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

You know, rough. You can have money or you can take it out in this.

[Tom Griswold]

You're actually that there were occasions your supervisor guy that would have the truck every once in a while would have to go to a house and oh, collect for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, get rough with them.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Yeah, that sounds like a pimp. You were a. That's what this sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's quite a stretch.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you had your pimp go knock on the door, get your money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's the deal?

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember one when I was new to the one of the routes, I didn't understand that the people had a sealed door. And I was trying to get the door open at 6 in the morning and they came out and they were furious. That's a sealed door.

[Pat Godwin]

What the hell does that mean, a sealed door?

[Tom Griswold]

They painted it shut because they were stupid rednecks and shouldn't have been living in my town.

[Pat Godwin]

How the hell did they get out of the house?

[Tom Griswold]

There was a door around the corner.

[Jess Hooker]

A garage entry. Family.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

There's nothing wrong with a garage and two door family. That's a fine family.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ride a bike or did you walk?

[Tom Griswold]

I had a Schwinn Tornado.

[Christy Lee]

Silver spoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have the bag?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the Schwinn was at no gears.

[Christy Lee]

A tornado?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no gears. And I had a huge basket in the back that I would get mocked for having the basket.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't have the. A cool bag that you have a bag.

[Christy Lee]

Can you think back to it? Did they have a middle bar or just no bar in the middle. There.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a bar in the middle, but there was a Basket in back.

[Christy Lee]

So it was a boy's bike?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're sure? You know? I'm positive. Okay. You can look up the Schwinn Tornado, but it was the guys at school.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And the school I went to, by the way, this is typical of Shaker Heights. You had to have a license. You had to pass a driver's test to ride your bike to school.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

There it is, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

And every time I get on my bike, I have anxiety. Because you had to be able to do a U turn. Yeah, that's my bike. You had to be able to do a U turn within a confined area. Yeah. Red. Whenever I get my bike, I practice that to this day.

[Jess Hooker]

It sounds similar to the motorcycle class that you have to take the way you have to U turn.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, you've got a bunch of third graders. You have to line up. Line up and take a driver's test.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a little ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

They were very serious. Yeah, very serious at my school.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can get you one right now on eBay. 750.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a legit old one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They had the 1959 Schwinn Deluxe Tornado.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe yours.

[Christy Lee]

1959.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

What do we have to do to get you in this tornado?

[Tom Griswold]

I really. I've got a very nice bike now.

[Christy Lee]

How about some undercoating? You want to say undercoat it? I don't need it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need another bike. I've got very nice one.

[Christy Lee]

The Tornado now from Schwinn is the compact electric bike.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And it's $600, 14 inch wheels.

[Jeff Oskay]

By the way, it's cheaper for the

[Tom Griswold]

electric one, the antique one. Yeah. By the way, one of my favorite lines in a movie is the movie burn after reading. Where the is that Brad Pitt goes? You think it's a Schwinn? Check out that. Have you ever seen that movie?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[Christy Lee]

So great.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you don't like.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it was.

[Ali Breen]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just intense. It's a little too intense.

[Pat Godwin]

Me too. And I didn't expect it to be like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. When they open the door, and they should.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's the closet door.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's so brat. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is so funny. That is such a great movie. Oh, it's hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Christy Lee]

I think it would be known as a dark comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

John Malkovich.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

Brilliant movie. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of parking lots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A father in England has completed his personal challenge. It should have been yours.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I will tell you this. I really debated doing this story. Really, because this is. But then I realized, this is so stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

It's worth doing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The father completed his personal challenge to park in every space in a local grocery store parking lot. Huh. Gareth Wild mapped out all 108 spaces at his local supermarket using satellite imagery and logged each time he parked in one of the spots.

[Tom Griswold]

But he didn't, like, go at night, only when he was going to the grocery store.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so what was available?

[Tom Griswold]

So what was available? And then he would check it off and. Yes. This guy's got a satellite map.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He recently accomplished the feat using only his weekly shopping trip, and it took him a total of one year, seven months and two days. As for his motives, Mr. Wild said, quote, boredom was probably the starting point. I have to do the weekly shopping. So it keeps me amused doing little things like this.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm. I'm on board. I don't think it's stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

I would do this, but, I mean, that just shows how bad Internet porn must be over in the uk. I.

[Pat Godwin]

No, but see, I park in the same spot every time.

[Tom Griswold]

I have my. I have my spot at Target.

[Pat Godwin]

I have my spot.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always, always to the west. Have to be there.

[Christy Lee]

You. You always to the west.

[Jess Hooker]

And they say autism is new.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. Because otherwise.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, definitely west.

[Tom Griswold]

Otherwise, if I come out, I'll never find my car. Just the other day. Oh, Christy, you know the gym that we go to, there's only a handful of spaces.

[Pat Godwin]

I told you, I just the other

[Tom Griswold]

day, I walked up to a car, thought it was mine, started to get in it, the door opened. Oh, Opened it up and went, whoops. Not. I mean, it was, it was a white suv, but it was a different make than mine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, first of all, let me. Let me just say this. At that gym, every car is a white suv.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but my gym looks like it'd be. You could. You could make $50 million. As if you could sell all the cars there.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what's going on over there. I literally turned around and left. Didn't even work out one day because there was not one space. Oh, like none.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the, because of the. There's a school across the street.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And they were parked in the pharmacy next door. All those spots were gone. I go, screw it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because of the school. Yeah. But, yeah, I.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do you know which direction you're parking in every time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you know it's west of target?

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you ever get this directions from somebody and they're like, like, oh, yeah, go down this street and go west on right. No, right or left.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't know. You don't know your directions around here? Oh, I know my direction.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know which way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can tell you right now. Yeah, north is. North is right behind you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you.

[Ace Cosby]

I get it.

[Jess Hooker]

I get it. Some people don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you find that you sleep best when your feet are facing west?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea what you.

[Christy Lee]

I see what you're talking. I see what you meant about autism. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you this, Jeffrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You and your lovely lady who you talk about all the time. I know she's a great person.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

As if this is going to say. What insulting comment.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. This is a. I've asked this many times. When you travel often, you're a great. Stand up. You're one of my favorites.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not get car.

[Tom Griswold]

When you travel. When you travel, a typical hotel room, two beds, right. Which one do you sleep in?

[Jeff Oskay]

The one farthest from the door.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the one farther.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting now.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too far.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're. When you're with your lady, you sleep in the same bed at home? Which do you always sleep in? The same side?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're at a hotel, do you sleep on the same side?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you sleep in the one closest to the bathroom?

[Jeff Oskay]

I sleep closest to the door when I'm with my lady. That way if an intruder comes in, I can grab her and push her in front of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you sleep closest to the door in your home?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

I got a little hatchet right next to my bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Just occurred. It just occurred to me.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm closest to the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kelly's in better shape than I am, but I just realized she's closest to the door.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm close to the door.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. If somebody breaks in tonight and whispers, get the hatchet, it's me. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

When you walk on the sidewalk with your lady, do you walk closest to the street, too?

[Jeff Oskay]

I always walk on the left because I'm deaf in my left ear, so no matter. It depends on which way I'm going.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you walk six feet behind your girlfriend, is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

That's the religious reasons. And a mouth stroke. He made me so nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

When I have her girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't seem nervous at all about that question.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we have a system where you have a glass and you put it like on the left side of that window when it's happening and on the right side when it isn't?

[Christy Lee]

So I. No, no, no. You need a flag stand. Like put a. A little red flag up and set up about it.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a yellow flag, green flag, she's good to go.

[Christy Lee]

Green flag, full speed ahead. There's a black flag for butt play. You know, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have Eddie install one of those electric things you can read. It's okay to talk about Pat's girlfriend today. I can tell he's mad now. Coming up, we have a little bit of history for you.

[Christy Lee]

How insoles, Tom. How about that? Are you win a million dollars or television?

[Tom Griswold]

You got to do it today. Get your bracketology brain organized. Go to bob&tom.com contest courtesy of Orange insoles. Tell me more about my feet.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Real quick, Jeffrey. So if you always sleep on the same side of the bed with your lady friend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. If you're at a hotel, you got. You'll sleep next to the door. So you could conceivably have to flip flop, wouldn't that Throw you off?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you always sleep on the same side? You do, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's always the same side of the bed.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have an arm that is better with foreplay than the other? Are you right handed? Stuff like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually, I left.

[Christy Lee]

You're a left handed guy? Yeah. All right. Okay. So, yeah, ideally she should. You should have access to her with your left hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Well, I don't want to, so I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Or you do one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's my question. Which of your ears doesn't work?

[Jeff Oskay]

My left.

[Tom Griswold]

So you always sleep on the side of the bed similarly so you can hear her?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I sleep so your deaf ears facing me is in the pillow. So I can't hear anything?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think you're in trouble.

[Ace Cosby]

You want my flag?

[Tom Griswold]

Nicely done, Pat. We're gonna come back with a little bit of history for you and I'm hoping we're gonna get to sexy time with Ali Brennan screen as well as can you marry your cousin, your first cousin in the state you live in? I will let you know when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

else in a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

She's over there at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, indeed. There's Jess Hooker.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hi, Josh Arnold. Under the weather today, there's Ace Cosby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm chick@the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Time to check in with a little bit of knowledge in the world of history.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

We like to do this and help you out in case you have a test.

[Christy Lee]

Today, March 18th.

[Tom Griswold]

What year.

[Christy Lee]

What year do we stop at?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm looking at this for the first time. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Grover Cleveland, president, led the National League in pitching. Oh, no, that's Grover Cleveland Alexander, heaviest president ever. No, no, that's Howard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Taft, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Willie. Willie Howe. Willie how taft.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1837. He was nearly 50 years old when he married a woman who was 21. Yeah. You go, girl.

[Christy Lee]

All right, all right. Who was it? Cleveland.

[Pat Godwin]

Cleveland.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Has that name fallen out of style?

[Pat Godwin]

Grover. Very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Probably coming back, Grover.

[Tom Griswold]

It was probably ruined, though. By the Muppet, don't you think?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. There's a. There's a big trend right now, Grandpa. Names. That's what you want for your little boys. Okay, Paul.

[Christy Lee]

Names.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like Raymond or Howard. Douglas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Stuff like that. Yeah. My son's name popped up in there. Maxwell.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good, though. Maxwell. That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Archimalde.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, like that, Archie. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My philosophy is give a kid a name that would be good for a Supreme Court justice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this. So it's some. Has a little bit of gravitas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I name a kid?

[Christy Lee]

Is that how you named your kids, Jeff? Supreme Court justice? Did that pop into your brain? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, Jeff, you don't want to name a kid, you know, Galaxy. You know, you don't want to give him a stripper name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, luckily, my son's name was going to be Sage. And then when he came out, we're like, oh, we shouldn't do that to a child.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you knew it was a boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, we. That was the boy name. If it was a boy, it was gonna be Sage. And then when he came out, we're like, no. And then, like, three days later, she was like, how about we call him Elijah? And so we named him.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a great name.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a classic. Real great name. Yeah. Not. Not trendy.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Way better than Sage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm kind of curious if Grover

[Christy Lee]

is a. I almost named my daughter Chauncey.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was a great name. And. But since then, she's told me many times, I'm. Thank God you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that became more famous because of Chauncey Billups,

[Jess Hooker]

of course.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think so?

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't. No. First of all, that's a guy I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Second of all, that's. He plays with the Pistons and. Or used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And now he's involved in a gigantic scam. A poker scandal. Scandal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wasn't Chauncey the guy in Being There? Being There? Well, Peter Sellers.

[Christy Lee]

Chance is what they called him in the movie. And I think that's what it is in the. In the credits.

[Tom Griswold]

Chauncey.

[Christy Lee]

Where Chauncey started. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He calls himself Chauncey Gardner.

[Christy Lee]

He says, I'm Chance the gardener. Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this?

[Pat Godwin]

Chauncey the Rapper.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, this is. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

This is too easy. I'll make it for Pat.

[Christy Lee]

You gonna take that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yikes.

[Ace Cosby]

Man, do I have a Hit me.

[Christy Lee]

Sign on.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on? Born in 1858.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. You're talking too fast. 18 what? I don't care what the question is. Love this guy. Let's not lose him.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1858. I didn't know this was this guy's first name. Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer.

[Christy Lee]

Do I win?

[Tom Griswold]

Rudolph. Rudolph.

[Ace Cosby]

Keep going. I got this.

[Tom Griswold]

Rudolph Diesel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he do?

[Ace Cosby]

Made jeans.

[Christy Lee]

Diesel jeans, I think. Diesel clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Is it an engine?

[Ace Cosby]

Can I even say engineers anymore? I don't know. Damn, I'm dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he's the.

[Christy Lee]

See what you do to people.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I bring out their best. Yeah, he's the diesel engine guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Do I win?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder. I mean, obviously he. Mr. Diesel. He created the diesel engine. Like, is there a guy named John Dildo, for example? Is the dildo named after.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's a guy named. Isn't there a guy. Last name was Wankler. And he invented the rotary engine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Wankel engine.

[Christy Lee]

And they call it the Wankel engine or Wanker engine or something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, let's see now. Oh, happy birthday.

[Jess Hooker]

Listen to Pat's watch real quick. Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

What does it say?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I got so excited. It says it looks like you've taken a hard fall.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not kidding from that. Not screaming and yelling cuz I won.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky that thing isn't tuned. You don't want that ambulance to show up.

[Jess Hooker]

His heart rate increased too quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Ace Cosby]

Stop it. Thinks I'm hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's see now.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

That's how mad he got at you. Are you listening to this? That's great.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm okay. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

You know those. That's a really important feature to have on that watch. It saved my girlfriend not too long ago.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Thank God she's alive.

[Jess Hooker]

It saved my mom.

[Pat Godwin]

If you fall and you have nobody around to help you. It calls 91 1.

[Jess Hooker]

It clicked.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to hit something so it doesn't call 91 1?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I just. Yeah. Yes, I felt. No, I did not fall. I did not fall.

[Pat Godwin]

It is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

My watch won't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it will probably.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have an apple?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't wear an apple watch. I don't want to be bossed around by my watch.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that? That?

[Jess Hooker]

He's got plenty of other people bossing.

[Tom Griswold]

I got enough people tell me what to do, you know? Now he's left Wrist.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you heard earlier. He's scared of everything in his house, and his house is what he's scared of.

[Pat Godwin]

Scared of his own house.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe you should move to the pool house. Is it safer out there?

[Christy Lee]

How about that? Maybe be quiet in the pool house.

[Tom Griswold]

No curtains there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we could put curtains on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. In the embargo, they stopped selling curtains.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot about that. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Queen Latifah. But it was weird when she met. When she met Prince.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Freddie King.

[Pat Godwin]

Very, very Freddie King.

[Ace Cosby]

Blues player.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you.

[Jess Hooker]

All the royalty.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's Freddie King?

[Ace Cosby]

It's obscure.

[Christy Lee]

Blue Sky.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Poker's his thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Freddie King.

[Tom Griswold]

Know the song?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We're an American band.

[Pat Godwin]

I know that song. Grand Funk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the great line in that song. I gotta tell you. Poker's his thing. They're playing poker with Freddie King before they go get.

[Pat Godwin]

I just heard him say they're playing poker. Poker is his thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But can you dig that up?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, Please, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name again?

[Christy Lee]

I trust it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see now. Oh, at 1881, Barnum and Bailey's Greatest show on Earth opened at Madison Square Garden.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I saw that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Live nude elephants, live on stage.

[Christy Lee]

All nude.

[Tom Griswold]

But can you imagine in 1851 with. You know, you'd never. You'd have no idea what an elephant was.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Yeah, well, you saw them in books, but you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

They didn't write about elephants before 1881.

[Tom Griswold]

The average person didn't have books.

[Christy Lee]

They thought they were. They thought they were mythical.

[Pat Godwin]

The average person didn't have books in 1881.

[Jess Hooker]

That was the only form of entertainment.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, you guys sat around procreating and looking at their.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only luxury they could afford.

[Tom Griswold]

Sex, you know, that's the last really interesting thing on this date, I'm afraid.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Coming up. The question is, can you marry your cousin?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we have that coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint. It's going to still be legal in Florida as of yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you marry your cousin?

[Ace Cosby]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

First cousin, you know, this guy's married. Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's still legal. We'll find out about that. And a little bit of sexy time coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the News Center. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hola, Kor.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace Caribbean.

[Christy Lee]

See, that's the only thing I know. I don't even know what time it is. There's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, French.

[Christy Lee]

I'm, I'm [e-mail] sports Dabasco sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question, Christian.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Just for Christy. Are we all else eligible?

[Tom Griswold]

You're all eligible, technically.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, there's a shortage of pennies. And this gets really confusing.

[Pat Godwin]

Quit making pennies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, but I mean, darn, I love my pennies.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, some. Some places are rounding up. Rounding up. Some are running down. Very confusing. But there used to be that. You'd walk in, they did that little tray, take a penny, leave a penny.

[Christy Lee]

It's all very confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your plumber have a thing? Take a leak, fix a leak. You gotta check your work.

[Jess Hooker]

He's got to take a leave.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Depends on what he's fixing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying on the off chance

[Christy Lee]

you go look at a house or maybe an apartment for one of your kids or something. Do you always use the bathroom before you leave?

[Tom Griswold]

If I don't use it, I would flush.

[Pat Godwin]

I turn the shower on.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. I mean, it depends. What.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you turn the shower on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I want to see what the water pressure is like. Fair.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One of my daughters is currently, if I'm seriously looking, buying a house. They put a bid in on it.

[Christy Lee]

And I know Pat can relate to this. Do you go in the bathroom and look through their prescriptions, see if you can grab anything, find some of the good stuff?

[Jess Hooker]

I've never done that.

[Christy Lee]

That's what.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never opened somebody's medicine cabinet.

[Christy Lee]

Chandler Bing did that one. I'm not Chandler, but the guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Matthew Perry.

[Christy Lee]

Matthew Perry didn't used to do that. Go to open houses in real life. That's according to his book.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And confiscate the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he would steal them.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Jamie Lee Curtis says that, too. In her. In her book. Yeah, she used to do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

When she was.

[Tom Griswold]

This actually leads somewhere him and he. We were talking about this off the air. Christy wanted to know if William Howard Taft actually got stuck in A bathtub at the White House?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the famous legend here.

[Christy Lee]

Do you hear the resigned tone of Christie's voice?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not ask that. But you go right ahead.

[Christy Lee]

For the purposes of me asking this again, why.

[Pat Godwin]

Why do you want to have to be stuck in a bathtub?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's. I've always heard that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So I checked up on it for my Today in History segment.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you had mentioned that you thought Grover Cleveland was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a big guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he wasn't stuck in the bathtub. Taft was the fatter one, but he wasn't stuck in the bathtub.

[Pat Godwin]

However, he was stuck where he.

[Tom Griswold]

William Howard Taft weighed more than 300 pounds. He did have an extra large bathtub installed at the White House, and that's where that myth comes from.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so this is before they had showers. When did the shower get invented?

[Christy Lee]

1896 by Emil Kohler.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay, Neil. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because most shower.

[Christy Lee]

I think the caveman invented the shower with the waterfall.

[Tom Griswold]

In London, back in the day, there, people didn't have showers. I mean, they all had bathtubs, even in the 70s and early 80s.

[Christy Lee]

And, you know, they used gravity toilets, too. They would put the gravity. They put the toilet on the top

[Tom Griswold]

and like in the Godfather, like the

[Pat Godwin]

tank on the top.

[Christy Lee]

Take your. Take your waist away. No, like in a tall.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the Godfather, when they. He walks in and the water tank is way up high, and he puts guns in there. Gun in there. Yeah. And by the way, doing a double decker or upper decker, one of those.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's way harder.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that would be a. That would be a great gag.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're dedicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta. You get a ladder.

[Pat Godwin]

I've told this story a hundred times, but when I. Back when I was a realtor for that short period of time, my very first open house, someone left a gift in the upstairs bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Hilarious. Yeah, I paid that guy 30 bucks to do that.

[Ace Cosby]

Didn't smell like cookies, did it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it did not.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you got.

[Christy Lee]

Got the cookies. It takes more than cookies to cover that up, I'll tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not gonna be that house out of mansour roof or whatever you were talking about.

[Christy Lee]

The other answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you were able to sell it eventually, Blind guy. Those are ugly. Okay, we don't have time to get all these stories in, Christy, so pick one you're happy with.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, lawmakers in Florida. I'm not happy about this, but he's been talking about it all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

Failed to pass a bill that would have prohibited residents from marrying their first cousins.

[Christy Lee]

And now here we have someone married to their first cousin here in the studio.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we do.

[Christy Lee]

To comment on this story, sir, how are you happy at home?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm very happy. We are in love.

[Christy Lee]

They're in love.

[Pat Godwin]

See, WFTV reports that House Bill 7.

[Christy Lee]

TV.

[Pat Godwin]

TV.

[Christy Lee]

I'd be.

[Pat Godwin]

Florida television.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a WFNA?

[Pat Godwin]

WFTV and WFNA?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great. We're the best FNA.

[Christy Lee]

You bet.

[Tom Griswold]

For the best.

[Pat Godwin]

House Bill 733 sought to end the state's recognition of incestuous marriages starting in July of 2026. Under the proposal, a person would be forbidden from marrying anyone related through direct bloodlines. The bill, however, failed to pass the Florida Senate. Florida is among 16 states that have no restrictions on first cousin marriages.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is in favor of cousins married? Marrying?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll tell you. Royalty.

[Christy Lee]

I think the bigger question is who's against it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Who didn't vote for that to be?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm. Yeah. I mean, we're saying the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, if you don't. You don't want a first cousin. Shouldn't be marrying from a, you know, biological stand.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think a lot depends on how hot your first cousin is. I mean, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If she's that hot, a 7% chance you'll have any denomination, genetic issues with your child.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have any hot cousins.

[Pat Godwin]

He never kissed your cousin?

[Tom Griswold]

God, no. You were.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Joey.

[Jess Hooker]

I need to know if, If. If that happens a lot because you guys. You guys say it like it's just.

[Christy Lee]

Well, two out of eight or. How many people are in here? Two out of seven.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hear? Want a list of famous people who were married, Their first cousins?

[Pat Godwin]

It's. You'd be surprised.

[Christy Lee]

Fdr, right? That's first cousin.

[Jess Hooker]

Great balls of fire.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. They were distant cousins.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought they were first cousins.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but as I said yesterday, the beauty of that was if you walked into the church, didn't matter if you could sit on either side, it was okay, because you're. They're all. Rosa, Are these people.

[Pat Godwin]

Are. Are these in the United States or are we talking about royalty? Because that's H.G.

[Tom Griswold]

wells.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Are these married. Their first cousin?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Jerry Lee Lewis married his first cousin's daughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Famously, that's second.

[Christy Lee]

You know, HG Wells. HG Stood for hung. Good, good. You know that really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. Jesse James the outlawed his first cousin, Charles Darwin. You think?

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, you think he'd know better?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm curious of the ages of these girls. I would like to say, since you keep saying it's a male that married a female and it's like they chose them, I think there's some creepiness here.

[Pat Godwin]

Forced marriages, arranged marriages.

[Christy Lee]

Get on back in that house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, how old were you when you kissed your cousin?

[Jess Hooker]

Cousin?

[Jeff Oskay]

Young.

[Christy Lee]

11, 12.

[Tom Griswold]

What was his name again?

[Christy Lee]

Debbie. Actually, it was Debbie. It was a girl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, no, I dated this girl who had told me that her first makeout session was with her cousin.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I was like, picturing, like, you know, 9, 11. And we went out for like a year and a half. And then I. I met her cousin and I was like, oh, that. I go, how old were you guys? And she goes, I don't know, 17.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God. I was like, oh, no, that's a little different.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

We were young and just figuring this whole thing out. It was.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I thought the whole time that it was a young, innocent thing, not a. We're seniors in high school on spring break. Makeup.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, there are a handful of states in which it is not legal to marry your first cousin unless you're over 65 and both parties are infertile.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct? Oh, those states are Arizona, Illinois, Indiana, Maine, Utah, and Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

But it. The number of states where it's legal to marry your first cousin is staggering.

[Pat Godwin]

16 of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

So do you have to go get a seed sample before you can get a marriage license to prove you're infertile?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do they ask you those questions?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I don't know. I've never been in this position.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, there is a WFNA TV station that's good. In Gulf Shores, Alabama.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they still make you get a blood test? No, they don't. That's not a thing anymore. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Depending on what state. And that was, I don't think, all states.

[Jess Hooker]

That was mandatory for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And the purpose of that was. See how close you relate.

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah. It was to make sure you weren't related.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

You know, my first marriage, driving to the blood test, we had a traffic accident. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. I got T boned. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is funny. My first second marriage, you would think

[Christy Lee]

I would have woke up. Woke up.

[Pat Godwin]

But no, I didn't want to get the blood test because I hate needles so badly. So what state didn't require a blood test? Kentucky. That's where we went.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you wouldn't have to.

[Pat Godwin]

Just so I wouldn't have to have a blood test.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

And he still married you, huh? Bless his heart.

[Jess Hooker]

Road trip.

[Christy Lee]

You already know, man. High maintenance.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now we're getting ready. We're getting ready for Sexy Time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Original destination wedding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting ready for Sexy Time with Ali Bream.

[Christy Lee]

But first, speaking of Kentucky, we'll be there next Thursday for opening dance.

[Pat Godwin]

I got married in Covington, Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. It all comes together at Smoke Justice.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't get married.

[Christy Lee]

That was where the reception was.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, well, that would be cool. Was. Did you. Did you have it.

[Pat Godwin]

Was that my sister's home? If you really want.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we put that on the poster? Home of Christie's second wedding?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can get that done.

[Christy Lee]

No, can we get Lee's Famous recipe chicken to cater

[Tom Griswold]

least Famous recipe chicken. Okay. Here's what I want you to do though. We. I wanted. We'll take some pictures when we're there, you know we're doing them. We're going to put them up in our aura frame.

[Christy Lee]

Let's get some pictures, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

The aura frame. It's a beautiful frame, full of photographs. When I say full of photographs, what am I talking about? Well, all you got to do is

[Christy Lee]

load them in and it is a beautiful frame.

[Tom Griswold]

It is, yeah. Unlimited photographs, unlimited video. You can add them from anywhere. We keep adding pictures to the ones here in our studio. There's a pat on stage pointing at something.

[Christy Lee]

Now walk me through how you did this again, Tom. You were at home.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at home.

[Christy Lee]

You weren't here with the frame. You were in somewhere, another location.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ms. Hooker gave me this code.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I gave it to my 13 year old daughter who figured it out. And all of a sudden I'm loading pictures on there. Wow. And you can give one of these to somebody and you can still maybe you send it to your mom in a different state and you can load it with pictures every morning. It's really cool. We had love letters about these. That's called the aura frame. It's a great gift. And fans of the Bob and Tom show, for a limited time you get 35 bucks off the bestselling Carver Matte frame. The code word is Tom. This is a great thing. As soon as we started talking about these, I went out and bought one. A u r auraframes.com I should say. I went online and bought one.

[Ace Cosby]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

You can to use the promo code, Tom. To knock 35 bucks off. Support the Bob and Tom show and support the Aura Frame people. It's a great gift. Let's see. There's a picture of Willie and. Is that Christy?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's Willie Alsman and me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. There we go. You can put all photographs you want on there. It's really cool. Makes a great gift. So grab. Grab one today. Tell them the Bob and Tom so sent you a U R A.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Auraframes.com Coming up, sexy Time with Ali Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there. Hi there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Come on in. Take off your skin, rattle around in your bones. There's Chrissy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm rattling.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Osu. Chick. Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. I think it's hubba hubba time. Maybe this week we'll help someone.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sexy Time with comedian Ally Breen joining us from New York City. Hi, Ally, how are you?

[Ali Breen]

I'm good. How are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. Now, the way the show works is people go to their favorite social media platform and they grab a L, L, I B R E E N, and that's Allie Breen. And they send her love problems and we fix them, sort of.

[Christy Lee]

That's the way it's supposed to work anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie, I see over your shoulder. Is that a bottle of hair tonic? What is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Bottle of wine, you idiot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Vermouth.

[Ali Breen]

Alcohol.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. There's one. Oh, my gosh.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I'm blocking my.

[Christy Lee]

There's a gray. Every time I come on here, a gray goose bottle. And. And then there's what else?

[Ali Breen]

There's. I'm not sure what else is back there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it looks like a Gaffigan's whiskey. Is that what that is?

[Ali Breen]

That's Gavkin's whiskey. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

What else do we.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look, you got a nice little setup there.

[Christy Lee]

Vermouth. Is it wrong that my mouth's watering when I see the Grey Goose bottle? Is that bad?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what is your drink of choice, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

I like. You know, I like girly drinks like Amaretto Sours or like Aperol Spritz for the most part, but I like a, like, vodka tonic for something harder. Pretty girly, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's the drink that makes you say yes?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

What's the Drink. That makes you say, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

All of them?

[Tom Griswold]

Several of them.

[Christy Lee]

Anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, do you have any letters for us?

[Ali Breen]

I have a bunch. Dear Allie, I've been dating someone exclusively who I met on Tinder, but we never actually had the conversation about being exclusive. So I met someone the other day in person, and we ended up making a lunch date. We went out, had a great time. I want to continue dating her now, but I don't know if I'm obligated to tell this other girl. We've been dating for three and a half months and spend a lot of time together. I feel like it'll make it worse if I ask for this, so I'm tempted to do it in secret. What do you think is the right thing to do?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the. The girl thinks that you're exclusive. I can tell you that. Sure. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And a half months.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Three and a half months is a lot.

[Ali Breen]

Because as adults, you don't necessarily have the conversation. No, you don't.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You kind of assume it's implied, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's okay, though, to keep asking every single moment of the day. What about now? Is it okay now? What about now?

[Ali Breen]

Are we still exclusive?

[Christy Lee]

How about exclusive?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's the deal. Obviously he doesn't want to be exclusive, so he needs to either tell her or, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the second one?

[Pat Godwin]

I can still see the second one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but does he tell her?

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't have to tell her anything.

[Ace Cosby]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is all secrets?

[Pat Godwin]

It's the first one that needs to know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he only owes the first one information.

[Tom Griswold]

How many dates? How many dates, if you will, with the second one, you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you dating other people? I'm dating other people. I love to see more of you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he do that before or after the. After reveal, if you will. Thank you, Jeff. You know what I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is a no win situation.

[Ali Breen]

This will.

[Tom Griswold]

This will not end well.

[Christy Lee]

No, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Because if he's close to the first one once, he all of a sudden is like, well, now I want to date other people. That'll ruin that closeness for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

She's going to be heartbroken.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, definitely.

[Pat Godwin]

Way to go, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Another letter from a man who's ruining someone's life. Thank you. Let's move on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Alan, they met on Tinder.

[Pat Godwin]

So a lot of people meet on Tinder.

[Jeff Oskay]

The expectation that it's just a hookup.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think so.

[Ali Breen]

Not anymore.

[Jeff Oskay]

Everyone meets online.

[Ali Breen]

Everything Is. Yeah. Based in online starts now, so I think it's assumed it's going to be serious.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And what are you doing on Tinder anyway? Jay Path?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's the thing. I've never been on it. That's why I thought it was a hookup site. I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward here. If you want to reach Ali, it's a L, L I B R E E N. What have we got? Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I got married thinking I was only the second person my wife has ever slept with because she told

[Jess Hooker]

me that I love this song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, I wonder what happens.

[Pat Godwin]

That really makes a difference. Difference to you, sir?

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Ali Breen]

She had some college friends visiting last week and one of them told me she went through a slutty stage in college after her first breakup and that she'd been with at least 15 guys that year.

[Pat Godwin]

My God.

[Ali Breen]

My wife said that year when I confronted her, my wife said that year didn't count because none of them were serious. WTF? I was sold a lie.

[Tom Griswold]

The freshman 15. The freshman 15 is supposed to not being pounded. Whole new meaning.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, come get.

[Jess Hooker]

But isn't there so now what?

[Christy Lee]

You can't get upset with something that happened before you. Yes, right.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened before you? Even the picture.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, but I think it's more the that she said it was yes, but everybody's embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

What is she gonna say?

[Pat Godwin]

Say yeah, I was a. Oh, except.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, except for first semester 1999.

[Christy Lee]

Haven't we discussed that the default number in this question is 5.

[Pat Godwin]

5.

[Christy Lee]

How many people is 5?

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, what about her college buddy? Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, thanks a lot.

[Ali Breen]

Maybe she didn't realize she was revealing anything and she thought like oh God, that he knew.

[Christy Lee]

No, I believe that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you hate that?

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't come up in conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some old friend comes right? You're not gonna believe the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love it when it's at wet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you especially because you think you're the man of mystery. No one know really knows about you and you never know stories.

[El Conquistador (Caller)]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. All of them lies. You are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Keeping it hidden from everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Ellie, that's not fair to ask.

[Christy Lee]

How many people have you slept with? No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's how you handle this. You don't ask.

[Christy Lee]

The answer is five.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. No, no, no. I was going to ask if there was a season in her life in

[Christy Lee]

which seasons of fun things got out of control.

[Ace Cosby]

Joy, we had fun. We had seasons in the sun.

[Ali Breen]

I think first college breakup after that is the sewing your wild oats.

[Jess Hooker]

100 for me at least? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Gordon (Car Salesman)]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I don't want to get into any numbers, but how many oats are. So is that what you do? You sold.

[Christy Lee]

You can just go by bushel if you'd like.

[Jess Hooker]

Can I use your hands?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Instead of sewing the oats is a lot of making out and stuff. It's kind of rare to go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're actually turning red for the first time in this segment. Ali.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here in the Bob and Tom program we call this Sexy time with Ali Breen. Ali. Let's get to our next letter. What do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ellie, my wife and I just had our first baby a month and a half ago and I'm just wondering how many dads get a paternity test behind their wife's back just in case to be sure. I think the baby looks like me, but I really can't tell yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You know somebody that's done that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Swap the. Yeah. Swab the kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, right after the baby was born.

[Jeff Oskay]

Go to cvs.

[Christy Lee]

And there's a school of thought that the babies.

[Ace Cosby]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure it's an old wives tale, but the baby looks most like its father when it's born. So there's no question about the father.

[Ali Breen]

I've read that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Ali Breen]

Right. Genetically. That.

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Ali Breen]

Because something about killing in the past.

[Christy Lee]

Killing your own young or something too. Some primal thing about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so what. I mean, can you put a number on that? What percentage of people do that?

[Jeff Oskay]

One percent of my friends.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember the hug? We knew a lady that her husband insisted on a paternity test.

[Jess Hooker]

I. Yeah, I know a couple of those where he. Yeah, absolutely. Because he had had a vasectomy and he didn't go and get it checked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

And then she gets pregnant with baby number three and he freaks out. But it was his fault because he never got checked.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's obvious that Jamal wasn't his kid.

[Ali Breen]

There was an opportunity.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

At one of the comedy clubs where a waitress said that she got pregnant with one of the comics, you know, kids, and he came into the club with a paternity test demanding that she take it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that. I have a dumb question. How do you even do that swab?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just a cotton swab.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, you know what? Actually I think he came in with a pregnancy Test, Not a paternity test.

[Christy Lee]

Them.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they have it over the counter situation now?

[Jeff Oskay]

Cvs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Swab the kid's mouth and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you swallow both of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

You swap.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You swab yours.

[Christy Lee]

If there's anybody out there who think you should swallow the Q tip, don't. Tom said that to be funny, I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you, Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

They can do them in utero too now.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Where's that? Oh, no, you got your test, you

[Christy Lee]

got a Chili's, then you got Walgreens.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You can do it in utero.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry. So you take, you get this kit. Is it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you swab each one and then

[Jess Hooker]

it's next to the pregnancy test.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So then if, if it lights up blue.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

You mail it away.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not instant results.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. Not like those covet tests where you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, that would be hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair question that.

[Christy Lee]

They're gonna have that, though. I'm not sure why they don't have that. That like an instant, instant match. Instant genetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If it turns red, you're in trouble.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that will happen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Did your. In the case of your friend Jeffrey did.

[Jeff Oskay]

It wasn't his.

[Jess Hooker]

He knew.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

But was there a seed of distrust in their relationship prior that made him want to or he just didn't think the kid looked like him?

[Jeff Oskay]

The hair color didn't match his family's,

[Jess Hooker]

but it matched the neighbors.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, the kid had red hair and he doesn't have red hair in his family. Oh, so that's what.

[Tom Griswold]

So what did he.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, what did he do?

[Tom Griswold]

Did they break up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was the giveaway on Laugh in when they had the Farkle family and that boy.

[Ace Cosby]

That boy grew up to be Ed.

[Christy Lee]

All the kids were. All the kids were red haired and claimed him. Ferd Burel, the next door neighbor was red haired and Frank Farkel was brown haired guy. Oh, wow. And Ferd Burford, come over and go. Nice looking family again out here, Frank. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally Breed is our guest. Ally is a very fine stand up comedian and also she is our sexpert, as they sometimes say. Ally. Let's get to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend woke up in the middle of the night the other night and peed in the sink. We drank a little the night before, but not that much. We also have two bathrooms in our house. How big of a red flag is this, by the way? There were dishes in the sink.

[Christy Lee]

Don't count yourself lucky it was in the same.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I've had drawer, I've had closet. Yeah. I have known someone that's done that

[Christy Lee]

I've had in the face. It's not good.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. My ex brother in law, my sister in law told him if he peed the bed one more time that they were done and he would get drunk and pass out and pee the bed. Well, their final straw was he got up one night, walked around the bed, peed on her, walked back around the bed, crawled in, passed out, was unaware of all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's an alcohol issue then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it's usually an alcohol.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like it's a urinary tract infection.

[Tom Griswold]

So, to go back to your letter, if I'm getting this right, they have two bathrooms, which obviously both have toilets, presumably, but he went to the kitchen and peed in the sink. Is that correct? Dishes in it. It.

[Pat Godwin]

He may have not known where he was. He. It happened though.

[Ali Breen]

At least he made it to a sink. It could have been a closet. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What drawer did he in?

[Pat Godwin]

The drawer in the van. The dresser drawer.

[Ace Cosby]

That darn.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy. This is not Andy. Long time ago, Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Get away from that.

[Tom Griswold]

Were there clothes in the drawer at least time ago?

[Christy Lee]

You know what you should do, Christy? Fill up a squirt bottle with water and squirt it in his face.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's a long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

Pardon me.

[Pat Godwin]

It happens, though.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I think? I don't know why I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I know who it was.

[Tom Griswold]

So back to the letter. I'm sorry, what was her question at the end? I'm sorry, I.

[Ali Breen]

For how big of a red flag is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Not a red flag.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it may be.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what he drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he may have. He may have a drinking problem that. That can be perhaps help with professionals, et cetera, et cetera.

[Jess Hooker]

If this is a one and done, move on. But I guess. Pay attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe, but maybe he just had, you know, one rough night or whatever. It's not like if he was doing it every evening, that would be a little more problematic, but maybe he just tied one on. Tied one on one night.

[Pat Godwin]

And a red flag to me also.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends. I mean, in this guy's defense, if the kitchen's a lot closer than any of the bathrooms. Go for it, brother.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, and also in this guy's defense, had she done the dishes

[Pat Godwin]

way. Do it.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Thank you. Thank you, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have to give Jeff a new segment.

[Christy Lee]

Look at him.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

That was hard work. He's stretching out.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is the answer the whole time. Thank you, Jeffrey. We have time.

[Ali Breen]

Jeff gets at least one piece of hate mail for that. Just one

[Christy Lee]

woman take care of her business.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, at least he went it where there was a sink.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course it's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So could have been a lot worse.

[Tom Griswold]

How would he have not noticed it, though?

[Pat Godwin]

If you're. Trust me, you. When you're in that state, I don't think, you know, you really think that you're peeing in the toilet. You're either half asleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky it was. Someone said, lucky it was the number one.

[Pat Godwin]

Nobody said that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody said it.

[Pat Godwin]

No one was even thinking, hey, I

[Tom Griswold]

was doing the dishes. I don't remember having meatloaf.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, dear God, I hope I was on the side with the garbage disposal. If not.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie, we have time for one more letter. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, God, I'm not gonna get that image out of my head. Thanks, Tom. Dear Allie, I have been dating my boyfriend seriously for over a year and he has no social media. I thought that was a really good thing, but he recently asked me not to post him on my social media either and to take down the pictures that I have of him. Doesn't it seem like he's hiding something? He just says he has to be extra cautious because of work.

[Pat Godwin]

What does he do?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah, that's a secret agent. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people are critical about social media, but I think it's the best thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what he's doing is hiding from his other girlfriend that he doesn't.

[Ace Cosby]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Or his wife.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, or his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, there are certain jobs in which you don't want to be on.

[Pat Godwin]

Very few jobs you don't have to be. You can't be on social media. Government work. Some government work. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It could just be a criminal.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true too.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an even better.

[Jess Hooker]

Got a couple warrants.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That led to gunplay at my grandmother's house on Christmas. The police came and arrested my. One of my uncles because he was wanted by. And we always won. Wondered, my dad said we always wondered why he took a different way to go anywhere. And he. Yeah, gunplay. Robbing a bank. He had a. No, he had a gun with him. No, this is in the 70s. No, they came and picked him up

[Jeff Oskay]

and took him away on Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. I'm dreaming of an armed Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's cool. My white trash roots run deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali, it's always a great pleasure. Are you working in New York City this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

I am. I'm at my Friend Sheba Speakeasy this weekend in Midtown.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's always, always fun, Ali. Thank you. You can reach Ali Breen. A L L, I B R E E N. Are you still doing only fans at Ali B?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I am on OnlyFans. I didn't do anything for St Patrick's Day, but I will do something today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Post St. Patrick's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thanks, Ali. It's always fun.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys. Bye.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that was very helpful. What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

We're always helpful. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree. Only the total opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Sorry about that. We have a big event coming up. Can you give me a quick rundown of what we got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Next Thursday, we're going to be in, technically, Covington, Kentucky, actually, Cincinnati, Ohio, for the Cincinnati Reds, Boston Red Sox opening game.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got some cool stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Opening day in Major League Baseball. Oh, sure, the Yankees and the Giants are playing the night before, but pushaw on them, it's. The Reds are the official opening day. Everybody knows.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee over there at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, man. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's the one, the only Jeff Oscar. That's right. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Josh Arnold, a bit under the weather. Fingers crossed. Back tomorrow. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. A couple quick things. We have our Mayhem men's college basketball bracket up and running courtesy of Orange insoles. Go to bobandtom.com and get your bracket in, please. Very important business because you could win some very serious cash. And thanks again to orange insoles and orangeinsouls.com Also, while I'm at it, our opening day broadcast coming up a week from Thursday for the Cincinnati Reds. We'll be honoring the Reds. And we'll be at Smoke justice in Covington, Kentucky, brought to you by Lee's famous recipe, chicken Yum. It's gonna be fun. We'll have some special T shirts. I bring it up now because they're actually available on the website right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a benefit project for the, for some nice, nice folks that make these little superhero uniforms for kids in the hospital.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Brave gowns.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really cool. It's a great little charity and if you want to be part of it, you can. I think we can. You can directly send them cash, too, but we have it. Yes, we're selling some T Shirts. We'll give the money to them. So just for fun. They're cool shirts too. I think they're really nice. And there's kind of a secret hidden on them we'll tell you about later. It's very, very interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Christy Lee is over there. We have a time to squeeze in a story or two. Have you missed anything?

[Pat Godwin]

We have a story that I think would lead us. Do a song maybe, huh? You've done one song today and one song yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

I think one song the day before that. Not that we're keeping track.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these. Is this like grave digging? It's piecework, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

A California highway was shut down for over nine hours due to a syrup spill. According to the California.

[Christy Lee]

Love it.

[Pat Godwin]

A semi overturned on the 10, causing a hall of syrup to flow out of the trailer and spread onto the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuck in traffic. Traffic.

[Pat Godwin]

The westbound lanes were coated with an inch thick layer of syrup. All four lanes were closed while crews worked to clear the wreckage. Though the closure took far longer than expected as attempts to absorb the liquid were unsuccessful.

[Christy Lee]

As much as you might think that would be sticky, I bet it was slickery there, probably, huh? Don't you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Hard to clean up.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was it again?

[Pat Godwin]

On the highway? It was in California on the 10, which is one of the most traveled freeways.

[Ace Cosby]

So what are the details if you need a song? What are the deets?

[Pat Godwin]

Nine hours. Clean up a syrup spill.

[Ace Cosby]

I gotta know what kind of syrup

[Pat Godwin]

doesn't say what kind of syrup.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll make it up.

[Christy Lee]

How about Kro?

[Ace Cosby]

All right, here we go. Thinking about a piece of ass. Driving down the road

[Tom Griswold]

today.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a very sticky look. It's syrup. That can't be called Aunt Jemima no more. Her and Uncle Ben, I know they gotta go. Yeah. California highway. It's a sticky mess. Pancake syrup everywhere. Patty G's all stressed. He's gotta write another spill parody for the show.

[Tom Griswold]

They usually blow.

[Ace Cosby]

Cause he could be singing his own songs. They're no good, but at least they're long. Look at him pulling out the rest of his hair, screaming, I'm an artiste. Does anyone one care? Oh, no one cares. Come on, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, did you see the sign where the all that maple syrup ships built?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I was. It was very, very sad. Yeah, very sad. Because the next street was Maple Street. What are the odds? Delicious and delightful. You know, in Vermont. In Vermont, they can actually, I was

[Christy Lee]

just gonna say, I swear I expected so much more.

[Pat Godwin]

Plus, it was on a freeway.

[Jeff Oskay]

You should have said good night.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, Pat did a great job.

[Christy Lee]

How about Aunt Jemima lives on Maple Street? How about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he had Aunt Jemima in there and I know she and Uncle Ben are gone.

[Christy Lee]

They lived in a log cabin. Aunt Jama.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good.

[Christy Lee]

Log cabin on Maple Street. They're very good. Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll try to do better tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

These are the.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios located on Maple Street. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

The things in life that we put up with simply because we don't get around to fixing them. And I let be a problem for much longer than it should be a problem problem because of the single problem of me. Yeah, I'm the problem at the center of my life.

[Christy Lee]

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[Andre Berto (Podcast Host)]

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