The BOB & TOM Show - March 19, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 19, 2026

Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is packed with the signature blend of comedy, loose talk, sports updates, and news. Key themes include March Madness and NCAA brackets, quirky ballpark foods, hilarious life experiences (vasectomies, colonoscopies, gym mishaps), dog breed debates, and their own charity and live event announcements. The interplay between the cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Kristi Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, and guests Andy Beningo and Al Jackson—brings warmth, irreverence, and sharp wit to everyday topics.

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Episode Breakdown

1. March Madness & Bracketology

Timestamps: [05:09], [37:29], [77:23], [97:08], [112:14]

• The show opens with high energy around NCAA March Madness, reminding listeners to get their brackets in for the “orangeinsouls.com” contest (million-dollar prize).
  • Chick McGee (05:14): “You like that bracketology?”
  • Tom Griswold (37:29): “Get your bracket in early today because before noon, right?”
• Discussion of bracket deadlines, humor about different picking strategies (team colors, mascots), and friendly ribbing about skill vs. luck.
  • Chick McGee (101:35): “Nobody cares what you think. Go ahead. Good Lord, you’re a girl. Nobody—a girl’s not going to win the NCAA bracket tournament.”
• Antics on picking winners: “Which mascot can beat the other?”
• Kristi Lee reluctantly fills out her bracket with non-traditional logic (uniform colors).
  • Kristi Lee (150:52): “I have Duke playing Illinois… D uke and Arizona in the final game and Arizona winning.”
• Mention of a “Shoe-In of the Week” segment focused on basketball picks.

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2. Sports Updates & Ballpark Foods

Timestamps: [82:43], [91:09], [97:08]

• NCAA Tournament scores and upsets covered with light, sarcastic banter.
• Annual list of “Best Days in Sports” debated passionately.
  • Chick McGee (97:20): “The nine best days in sports each and every year... Number nine is MLB Opening Day... Number one is the first day of the NCAA tournament.”
• Outrageous new ballpark concessions highlighted, such as the “Machete” burrito (Miami), cotton candy-wrapped hot dogs, souvenir ferry boats stuffed with nuggets, and grasshoppers (Seattle).
  • Tom Griswold (84:46): “That looks good. Looks delicious.”
  • Kristi Lee (88:11): “Do they still sell Cracker Jacks at the ballpark?”

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3. Comedy, Music, and Notable Bits

Timestamps: [04:41], [47:58], [50:03], [152:13]

• Pat Godwin performs live musical comedy:
  • “Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store” and a Springsteen-style song about working at Cologuard (the at-home stool sample kit).
  • Pat Godwin (49:26): “Another load came in. Joe passed out, hit his head, notified his next kin. It’s corn and stew for lunch again here. Cologuard, another load came in...”
• Discussion of vasectomies and colonoscopies as “March traditions” for men using the time to watch March Madness.
  • Kristi Lee (08:18): “Guys tend to run to their urologist to get a vasectomy because they have to lay on the couch anyway and put ice on their bag, so to speak...”
  • Tom Griswold (13:03): “Actually, the prep for a colonoscopy now is much easier than it was back in the day.”
• Musings on the various smells of American towns (chocolate, bread, fried onions, pizza), favorite walk-up music for cars, and a deep dive into socks, beard oil, and hair products.
• Running joke about Jeff Oskay’s former nipple rings and Tom’s confusion over walk-up music for cars.
• High-spirited arguments over the proper hot dog bun (Krispy Kreme doughnuts, cotton candy) and the unintended consequences of giving raccoons cotton candy.

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4. Life Stories & Audience Mail

Timestamps: [19:22], [20:13], [23:55], [26:23]

• Tom details building a doghouse with his daughters, and they laugh at listener-submitted, “professional” doghouses versus Tom’s “primitive journey.”
  • Chick McGee (25:27): “We all have to start somewhere. We wanted our dog house to sleep two large dogs comfortably, and ... also it has heating and air conditioning in the doghouse!”
• Listener mail covers a range of quirky and nostalgic topics:
  • The snack capitol of Hanover, PA
  • Childhood small-town food factory smells
  • Zoom class absurdities (babysitting, painting during class)
  • Audience favorite car “walk up” songs (“Tiptoe through the Tulips,” “Big Ten Inch” by Aerosmith, Deep Purple’s “Highway Star”)
  • The practicalities of Vasectomy/Colonoscopy double features and proper post-op “ice on the bag” techniques

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5. Charity & Live Event Announcements

Timestamps: [06:06], [21:59], [82:53], [163:58]

• The crew announces a special Opening Day live broadcast from Covington, KY (across from Cincinnati), supported by Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken, with proceeds from onsite t-shirt sales going to Brave Gowns, which provides superhero outfits to children in hospitals.
  • Tom Griswold (06:33): “These ladies sew tiny superhero uniforms ... for kids in the hospital. It’s a great idea.”
  • Kristi Lee (147:50): “Go to bobandtom.com and find out ... about that shirt supporting Brave Gowns.”

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6. News & Pop Culture Commentary

Timestamps: [40:47], [55:56], [155:23]

• Fresh “Dog Breeds” debates:
  • Critique of AKC’s top-10 list (French Bulldog #1), with Tom suggesting the registered dog data skews real popularity.
  • Chick McGee (155:54): “Why would they put dog at the end of German shepherd? Do people actually own German shepherd Herdsman...”
• Offbeat Guinness records:
  • “Smallest person to row across the Atlantic” and “Tallest toothpick sculpture (Eiffel Tower, 17 ft)”
• Al Jackson joins for a slang lesson on “glizzy” (hot dog), minor league/baseball bathroom logistics, and more.
  • Al Jackson (140:21): “If you’re gonna have walk up music for your car...”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Tom Griswold (11:39): “There’s a discount if you get a three pointer—Jeff, what you have to do is you have to stand up here and you hover. If you knock it in, you get a 25% discount.”
• Kristi Lee (08:18): “There’s a time of year where guys tend to run to their urologist to get a vasectomy because they have to lay on the couch ... and watch all the games.”
• Pat Godwin (49:26): “Another load came in a box shattered and splattered on two good men… here Cologuard, another load came in.”
• Jeff Oskay (29:24): “My lady managed a pizza place in a condo building... everyone who bought a condo then sued for the smell of pizza in their condo.”
• Chick McGee (130:06): “The fat head coach is dying out, right? I mean you’ve got Andy Reid and Mike McCarthy. That’s about it.”

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Timestamps for Essential Segments

• 05:09 – General March Madness banter
• 08:18 – Annual “Vasectomy season” discussion
• 11:39 – Cologuard and Colonoscopy jokes
• 19:17 – Listener letters and wacky doghouse tales
• 29:39 – Small town scents & food factory nostalgia
• 37:29 – Bracketology and contest reminders
• 47:58 – The “Cologuard Song” (Pat Godwin as Bruce Springsteen; must-hear comedy)
• 77:23 – More sports, road rage, and music talk
• 82:43 – Ballpark foods & bizarre stadium snacks
• 97:08 – Best sports days of the year
• 108:15 – Comedian Andy Beningo guest segment
• 132:39 – Al Jackson joins; “Glizzy” explained, walk-up music debate
• 152:13 – News desk: Most popular dog breeds discussion

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Cast & Guests

• Host(s): Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Kristi Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby
• In-studio guests: Comedian Andy Beningo
• Remote guest: Comedian Al Jackson

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Summary Style

The tone is playful, irreverent, and full of tangents—from bowel prep slapstick and shout-outs to listeners’ odd life hacks, to music, sports, and daily living. The hosts embrace their quirks, roast each other, and turn even basic product reads into running in-jokes. Major moments are built around audience participation (email/letters), recurring gags (ice on your bag, wrong car door adventures), and long-time chemistry.

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Quick Highlights

• Best Joke: The Bruce Springsteen-style song about Cologuard.
• Guest moment: Al Jackson explaining “glizzy” as slang for hot dog, not a gun.
• Memorable Callbacks: “Ice on the bag”—from vasectomy advice to a running euphemism for all male ailments.

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For New Listeners

Whether you’re prepping a bracket, reminiscing about youth, or need help calming your nerves ahead of a vasectomy (just grab some frozen peas and put “ice on your bag”), this episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM mix of relatable laughs, sports and pop culture debates, and the charm of old friends riffing with their audience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

We're the greatest partners of all time. New friends, Gary the snake and your last name, the snake Dream team.

[Chick McGee]

And new habitats.

[Tom Griswold]

Zootopia has a secret reptile population. You can watch the record breaking phenomenon at home. Zootopia 2, now available on Disney. Rated PG. And right now you can get Disney and hulu for just 4.99amonth for three months with a special limited time offer. Ends March 24. After three months, Plan Auto renews at $12.99 a month. Terms apply. This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Listening to this podcast. Smart move.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay,

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you sound a lot better today. I don't know what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tell you a story.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Policeman took my license off of me

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't use it anymore I said I was drunk too drunk I see. Now I'm walking to the liquor store.

[Chick McGee]

Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store

[Pat Godwin]

with my friend Josh Walk, walk, walking through the liquor store I want to buy some more one Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store Gotta walk, man Walk, walk, walk into the Lego. Got my license bad switched up in I told my friend Tom no Irish whiskey anymore no But I tutored my car when I hit so guess what? Now I'm walking to the liquor store I'm a better can sing now Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store who is my friend Josh Black Moose Walk, walk, walking to the liquor store Chico says he's staying home he's got some

[Jeff Oskay]

loots

[Pat Godwin]

Walking to the LA Bass player has some beaut. Josh, take us home with a little bit of guitar. You sound sober. That's enough. You're showing me off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

With my clothes. Yes. No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that echo. Maybe bring the echo back when we record. Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Kristi Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Hope you got your brackets in order. Here we go. Ah, voted the best day in sports by some poll of good, good bracketology. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all about the bracket, and you got to get them in to us.

[Chick McGee]

You like that bracketology?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got to get them in before the tip off of the first game. So what.

[Chick McGee]

Which is when, like 12:10 Eastern, something like that. 9, 9, 10 Pacific.

[Tom Griswold]

Playing games over.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what time at London time is. Yeah, Prairie Prairie View wins last night over Lehigh 67, 55. And Miami of Ohio keeps rolling right along. They beat Yoo 89, 79. So congratulations, Miami of Ohio, they keep rolling.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have, as I mentioned, our orangeinsouls.com contest. You're shot at a million bucks. Get your bracket in as soon as you can today, please. We'd certainly appreciate it. And we have a whole bunch of stuff coming up. Very excited about, including a special broadcast brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken.

[Chick McGee]

I'm excited about all that, especially the chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're going to be in greater Cincinnati, across the river, actually in Covington at Smoke justice coming up a week from today. So our buns will be in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. And we've got a pretty cool T

[Chick McGee]

shirt we can look out and see

[Tom Griswold]

Ohio in honor of our visit. And it's a charity thing we're doing for a great little charity called It's a Brave. I want to. I'm going to get it wrong here.

[Kristi Lee]

Brave gowns.

[Tom Griswold]

Brave gowns. And it's. What it's all about is these ladies are kind enough to sew little tiny superhero uniforms and stuff for kids in the hospital. It's a great idea. Cincinnati has one of the greatest children's hospitals in the world. They saved the life of a friend of mine's daughter. It's a great place. Everybody who works there is wonderful. But this. Just a little drop in the bucket kind of fun. So if you want to grab one of the shirts, we're giving the money away. Happy to do so. We've got them, actually. They're available on our website right now. And they have a special secret salute. If you read the. Read the. Read the copy very closely. It's kind of fun. And once again, just go to bobandtom.com and see what I'm talking about. We'll have them there when we get there in a very special poster. So I hope to see you in person if you're in that area. We'll get to that. Coming up. What else is going on? A little sports preview.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. We've got. Well, it's all about the NCAA tournament. We've got a couple of world records that you're not going to believe. And also National Invitational tournament. Those scores are coming in. Tom, always unbelievable. As far as picking the winner.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you know you're just saying that. You know, I hate to nitpick.

[Chick McGee]

Dayton winning last night over Bradley. Bradley, get in here. Illinois State, Wake Forest, Nevada, New Mexico, Cal, St. Joe's and George Washington all winning last night. Advancing in the nitrogen.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot of hoops out there.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of basketball hoops. Lot of them.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't have our story about the annual vasectomy thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Not yet.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that on the tv. Is that coming up a couple of places? Yeah, they. It's definitely a thing and it continues

[Tom Griswold]

to be a thing. Do you want to explain how that works, Christy?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. There's a time of year where guys tend to run to their urologist to get a vasectomy because they have to lay on the couch anyway and put ice on their bag, so to speak, as they recover.

[Tom Griswold]

Ice on their bag.

[Pat Godwin]

That is really nice clinical term.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you are the best. You're the best newscaster in America. And. But just to ad lib, ice on your bag is.

[Kristi Lee]

And that way they can lay on the couch and watch all the games and not miss anything.

[Chick McGee]

And the news story I saw said that this justifies them laying around and watching TV all day. So I, I said, well, that's just Tuesday to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not had a vasectomy in spite of several court orders. You have, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I have. I never had check though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had a funny story about that the other day where someone got.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Impregnated someone because they didn't get the vasectomy checked.

[Kristi Lee]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

And it was his.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But now in, in. Tell me the, the. The post operative protocols, I didn't find it that Uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Uncomfortable at the abstract. I really didn't find.

[Tom Griswold]

But, but you're not just not supposed

[Chick McGee]

to painful run around.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the case.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, the, the only problem that you have is there's some. There's a little bit of blood and ejaculations and urinations. That gives one pause. But there's no pain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you not ice your bag?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's no, there's no stopping of bleeding inside no matter what ice you put on.

[Kristi Lee]

Does it swell up after mine did?

[Chick McGee]

Not I've heard of that, but aren't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't the suggestion that you take frozen corn or frozen peas because they kind of conform to the. What's the Phra supposed to use, Christy? Ice on the bag, icing on the bag. Thank you very much.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, Bob used beer. Remember that? He had a refrigerator right next to his couch, and he would just grab

[Tom Griswold]

a cold beer and you know, that it warms the beer.

[Chick McGee]

You know what story we have today? I'll share it with you, Tom. This is just a preview. March Madness could cost employers. And you. You get a guess how much in lost productivity.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have that story every year. Every year. Isn't it like Christmas? Gray and Buzzkill, the name of the firm.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if Buzzkill still works.

[Tom Griswold]

Every year they go, don't let your employees have any fun.

[Chick McGee]

Challenger, Gray and Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I knew there was a Christmas and a Gray. Okay. What was I gonna say? Oh, we have a request, Pat. Alrighty. I don't know if you were warned about this. I was busy and didn't tell you. Apparently, I did not watch basketball last night. I guess there were a large number of commercials for Cola Guard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which, by the way, it's a very important thing, and I. I'm not making fun of it at all. Didn't you do that, Chris?

[Kristi Lee]

I did do it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one where, to use the kind of phrase you would turn probably be like poop in a box.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but you open a net, then put the net in the box.

[Chick McGee]

Pooping a net, Tom.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, now catcher.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it's analyzed, and it's very

[Kristi Lee]

important you mail it away. You take it to your local. Up.

[Chick McGee]

Can you take it? Can you get a spoon and put that in the box maybe instead of the net and hold it underneath?

[Kristi Lee]

It comes with a little catcher thing that you put across your toilet.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a whole process, but there's a

[Tom Griswold]

discount if you get a three pointer. Jeff, what you have to do is you have to stand up here and you hover. And if you knock it in, you write that down and they give you. They give you a 25% discount.

[Chick McGee]

What about your cheeks? Won't it rub on your cheeks if you stand up a little bit? That's why we have to sit down.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you're. It's. You're doing it. It's like a falcon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you got a squat a little. And if you do it standing up, you'll get it all over your behind.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the price you pay for the discount.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I have no ass, but I'll. I'll run into that. You must have, like. It's just bare anus back there. Well, is that what this is?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of proud of that.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not have a butt.

[Chick McGee]

It's a shame, but what you got is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll be getting. Can you do that song for us, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's a nice tribute, by the way. That's a very important thing to do.

[Kristi Lee]

It is very important.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Kristi Lee]

To have those I. I ended up having. Later. I had a colonoscopy, so. Yeah. And don't be afraid of those. They're not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm getting a thing about every three days for my doctor to go get it scheduled again from in. For my. I've already had colonoscopy, and he's getting his today. Oh, Andy's getting his today.

[Chick McGee]

Will never get a better nap.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So last night was the night of a Thousand waterfalls.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but he was. He never got out of bed once, so I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

In the bed?

[Chick McGee]

That's disgusting. I knew there was something wrong with this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about. Relax.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Well, crap the bed. There's Conway Twitty. Remember that? Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, the prep for a colonoscopy now is much easier than it was back in the day. Did you just get the one little glass of stuff?

[Kristi Lee]

I didn't watch. He did his. You know him. He's very private.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because it used to be they'd give you this gigantic jug of stuff. Now it's just. Boom. Yeah. And it wasn't bad at all. I've done it a couple times.

[Kristi Lee]

Said he's just very hungry because he hasn't eaten since, like, yesterday at 10.

[Tom Griswold]

But his chick points out hungry for sex. That's a nice little. Little snooze you get.

[Chick McGee]

It really is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I think they probably don't recommend any kind of intimate activity once you've. Once you've had the potion.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I would imagine. Much like. Oh, gosh. Much like a vasectomy. There's probably some bleeding, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. I mean.

[Kristi Lee]

I mean, he means the night before the.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, when you have the potential for. That last thrust was a juicy one. Juicy one.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pat, you're the one.

[Chick McGee]

What you're hearing is Tom's honest laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm trying to. I'm not sure I'm making this appealing to people. I just. I think I'm trying to urge ladies and gents out there to make sure.

[Kristi Lee]

I guess the reason I brought.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it might be uncomfortable. Grow up.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, it's not uncomfortable. You get a great nap, but you also get to lay on the couch and watch basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Kristi Lee]

He actually scheduled it on purpose today.

[Chick McGee]

There might be some bleeding when you urinate or have an arrival. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now you're going back to the vasectomy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a real man would get a vasectomy and a colonoscopy in the same day.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir. Boy, that way.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a bunch of muscles down there. They're all aching. You don't know if pooping. You don't know what's going on down there. I think my doctor. I think my ass is crying.

[Chick McGee]

I had a doctor who used some slang. He called that get your plugs and points checked, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Like an A car engine. Yeah, we need to check your plugs and points.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Speaking of cars, our car girls is. Is the. The source of. What is it again? Ice your bag.

[Kristi Lee]

Ice your bag.

[Chick McGee]

Put ice on your bag.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christy Lee.

[Kristi Lee]

What would you say?

[Chick McGee]

How about scrotum?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I liked. I thought it was very poetic. Now, Ms. Lee is also our car girl. We've determined that she has had more automobiles than any of us. In fact, than a couple of us put together. But now you're in love with your Hyundai.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, my Tucson hybrid.

[Pat Godwin]

In life with my car.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. And my Sounds of Nature chick I listened to. Oh, I took a picture of the screenshot. It comes already on the car. The Sounds of Nature.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good bird.

[Kristi Lee]

And it features a moment of medit. We have a summer night's rest. Autumn sentiments, warmth in winter. Oh, you can listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

See, Christy has her car on her

[Tom Griswold]

app, so that's amazing. That's automatic.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, it's automatic in the car. It was just there.

[Tom Griswold]

You get in the car and there's birds singing.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, you can. If you leave it on.

[Chick McGee]

There would be Hyundai, of course. Wonderful product, great cars. But I think if Tom had a Hyundai, he. He'd say his was broken.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I don't know how to get there.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know how to find that.

[Chick McGee]

Systems broken.

[Kristi Lee]

You know who can help you? Hyundai can. That's right. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com they'll answer all of your questions. And you can get a great deal on SUVs. If you want something a little bigger than the Tucson, how about the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid? And of course, we talked about my favorite, the Tucson hybrid. And then there's the Hyundai bold and stylish sedan, the Elantra.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think you can handle the Elantra, huh?

[Kristi Lee]

It's got all the latest gadgets. You'll love it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Kristi Lee]

And of course, we all have read the news. Maybe you want to go all electric. The Ionic 5 or the Ionic 9 is just sitting there waiting for you during the Hyundai getaway sales event. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you'll love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Hyundai USA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com thank you very much, Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Christy Lee. Coming up, we have a Gravedigger update. Not the monster truck, but actual real grave digging of graves.

[Chick McGee]

Got to be another name for that for gravedigger. Yeah, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean like a fancy corporate name.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like soil remover, cemetery maintenance, sanitary maintenance, something. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Efficiently burying.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wouldn't use Barry in the memorial.

[Kristi Lee]

Lawn care.

[Tom Griswold]

Subterranean. What's a good word?

[Chick McGee]

Installation.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Subterranean. Cadaver. Inspiration. I mean cadaver.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cadaver.

[Chick McGee]

He says cadaver.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen my cadaver?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my cadaver.

[Tom Griswold]

You say cadaver, I say cadaver.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. Cadaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, one of the happiest guys I know, comedian Andy Beningo.

[Chick McGee]

We'll fix that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Neo's desk.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin and his guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Still a little bit under the weather. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Time now for emails from our listeners brought to you by Sleep number. Hurry. It's your last chance to get select Sleep number. Mattresses take up to 30 to 40% off the top rated beds from Sleep number and only at a Sleep number store or sleepnumber.com.

[Tom Griswold]

i love my Sleep number bed.

[Chick McGee]

Love it, love it, love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Unfortunately, so does my large golden retriever who I keep waking up right next to put my arm around him and well, either Kelly's gotten very hairy or Mr. Fletcher's back up in this bed. Speaking of dogs, coming up we have the American Kennel Club top dogs in America list which I find somewhat bogus. So I've done a little bit of research and I've got another list and there's a great letter I found that Chick will like.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Regarding dogs, because we're big, we're big dog fans.

[Chick McGee]

Well. And the dogs and dog houses continue to dominate the emails from our listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, once again, my 10 year old daughter.

[Kristi Lee]

Update.

[Tom Griswold]

My 10 year old daughter Hart and one of her friends. We, we built a dog house over the weekend in my garage. I haven't had time to augment it. This. We're gonna augment it this weekend. Yes sir. I do have some shingles for the roof. Now admittedly it's a flat roof which is somewhat problematic. I'm gonna try it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes or no, is the doghouse still in inside your house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's still inside. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

In the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The girls were busy, they had art classes. We haven't had time to do anything yet, but we will.

[Kristi Lee]

You know his kids schedule.

[Chick McGee]

Is it out of the way at least?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, it's out of the way. Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I heard it was in a hallway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's, it's fine. Okay. Last night One of my 10 year old has memorized all of the promo announcements for Stranger Things. They had, they did these really cool like rap like promo announcements.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she can perform all of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I couldn't memorize the Gettysburg Address when I was in high school, which I Had to do it. Took me like a year. It's amazing. They. I guess maybe the music helps but she loves that show. It's her absolute favorite. Now a couple other quick things. As I mentioned, we're going to be doing our special opening day broadcast. Cincinnati Reds will be at Smoke justice and Covington will be starting at 6 o' clock Eastern Time. Hope you can join us. It's brought to you by Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. I bring it up now because we have a letter about Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken coming up. I do want to mention if you go to bobandtom.com we have the so called pop up store has popped up and there's a cool shirt in honor of opening day.

[Chick McGee]

Very cool shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're giving away the money. What? Sure. Yeah. This is a great idea. This is a charity. Someone wrote us a letter last year talking about this charity. It's called Brave Gowns and they make little superhero uniforms for kids in the hospital. Just a sweet small thing dropping the bucket. But hey, why not? So if you feel like it. They're cool shirts. I really like them. And they've got a secret, secret message on them. Top secret.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Involving latitude, longitude and elevation.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the secret.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but where did. Where is it though? That's the key.

[Chick McGee]

It's on the shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. But what is it? Signify.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. The exact location.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a secret. Let's get to our letter here. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Writes Mick from Detroit, Michigan. I'm glad to hear Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken is sponsoring your show in Cincinnati. It is the best roasted chicken around. They opened a new store a quarter mile from my house. I go there. It's my go to place when neither of us feel like cooking. By the way, on another note, have your girls picked out a color for the doghouse? That's right. It'll be get. We'll be painting it this weekend.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, you're gonna have to take the letters off. Are you gonna paint around them?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that once again. It's a very, very primitive. While we were. While we were Lowe's. And again thanks to Austin for cutting some wood for us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Austin's employee. Man, what a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna see if Austin. Maybe I can get a piece of plywood for the roof and shingle that and put it at an angle.

[Chick McGee]

Have you hired Austin to take care of some things around your house yet? No, just that's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a nice guy doing a good Job. The girls, while we had some downtime, while we're waiting to get our stuff sawed up, they went and they found these big letters they. They posted. So the doghouse, in huge letters says doghouse. There's a picture. So. So that way the. The dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this will be good.

[Tom Griswold]

They know where to go.

[Chick McGee]

That's your dog house that you built with your children.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Wayne in Iowa. Thought I would share a picture of the doghouse I built with my grandson. Oh, keep trying, Tom, by the way. Keep up the good work. I've been laughing for 25 years. Oh, well, thank you, Wayne and Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's a serious dog.

[Chick McGee]

Look.

[Kristi Lee]

That's a nice one.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a nice. It's got a pitched roof. It's painted like a barn.

[Chick McGee]

It's got aluminum siding on the. On the roof.

[Jeff Oskay]

Metal roof.

[Chick McGee]

That is better than about all of my first houses.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's nicer than my house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Obviously this the. Again, building the dog house was about the journey, not about the doghouse. You know, hammering and having fun and learning about the spatial relationships of wood and. And how much it hurts when you.

[Kristi Lee]

I'll be bored with it by Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

When you hit your thumb with a hammer.

[Chick McGee]

You need to text me when you start painting the doghouse by yourself.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, they'll paint it. It's small enough.

[Kristi Lee]

So then what are you going to do with it? When they're bored with it, it's flammable.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Wayne and Stacy. Well, Tom, good effort. We all have to start somewhere. We wanted our dog house to sleep two large dogs comfortably, and we wanted it to look like our home and our garage sort of a match. And also it has heating and air conditioning in the doghouse.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's. It's got a ramp. Yeah, it's up off the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Up off the ground in case high water.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's serious business.

[Chick McGee]

And look at that roof. There's beautiful shingles on the roof.

[Kristi Lee]

See, that's what you need, Tom. You take a picture, that picture and go home and show part that you need to put a roof on it. Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was very anti pitched roof. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You should have a. Like a business meeting with those two and go. This is what we're looking for right here, ladies. All right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think a chance to go back to the hardware store. They may do it. If I can think of something else. They. They had a great time and their dogs Allowed in. I didn't know that.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

At first I thought it was some lady with a service dog. Then I realized There were about 10 people.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs are kind of allowed to go anywhere.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can say it's a service dog, but the key to that, they can't

[Jeff Oskay]

make you prove it.

[Chick McGee]

And they cannot make you prove it. Or they can ask you.

[Tom Griswold]

They actually permit them, I guess. At Lowe's.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I also know you can go online and buy a.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't like me if my dog wasn't with me.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a service dog vest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can buy one for your dog. You got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show. I grew up in Hanover, Pennsylvania. This is from Neil. Yes. Snyder's Pretzels are from Hanover. Remember we were talking about this the other day.

[Kristi Lee]

Josh loves Hanover.

[Chick McGee]

Snyder's Pretzels. Not only is Hanover the snack capital of the world and home with home of Snyder's, but also there's Utz. Utz.

[Kristi Lee]

Those are good, too.

[Chick McGee]

Snack food. You've seen the UTs, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And also, as these things go, the personal favorite, the locals like Ouija pretzels. W E G E Growing up in hanover in the 80s. There was also Ravana's Pretzels. That's Hanover spelled backwards. You can go in and get a warm, fresh, hard pretzel. Broken hard pretzels that broke before being bagged for sale.

[Tom Griswold]

Yum.

[Chick McGee]

I'd ride my bike there. Do you remember with my friends, we

[Tom Griswold]

had a letter a couple weeks ago about a guy. That was it in St. Louis where he could tell which cereal they were boxing. Oh, yeah. On each day he go, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, by the smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That'd be an interesting coffee table book. Various cities that what they smell like. For Hershey, Pennsylvania, you've got smells like chocolate all the time.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to have a scratch and sniff, right?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be fun because, I mean, there are certain towns that have a certain scent. There's some have an unfortunate scent.

[Kristi Lee]

Newark, especially if you have a paper facility.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Chillicothe, Ohio. Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if you on a farm with silage, it's like living in a septic tank. But I mean, it'd be fun to find out places that have a nice pleasant smell based on what nice food is made there. Does that place smell like delightful pretzels all the time?

[Chick McGee]

I would think dough.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you a rod or a nub guy?

[Chick McGee]

I like them. I like the nubs because every now and Then I put those on a salad. I like the nub nubs.

[Tom Griswold]

When you get the rod, do you immediately do a Groucho impression?

[Chick McGee]

You say the secret word, the duck will come down and give you 25. Of course, you got.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta ask. You gotta ask your pretzel.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those are. Those are pretzel rods.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, over the little. What do they call a pretzel? Pretzel.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the ones that are shaped like pretzels?

[Chick McGee]

A bow shaped pretzel?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. And Josh is the one that removes the salt. Well.

[Kristi Lee]

On the soft pretzels, when they're warm, like at a ball game or the airport. Yeah, I do that too.

[Chick McGee]

It's too much salt. Blasphemy.

[Kristi Lee]

Too much salt.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave it on the no such thing. They're delightful with lots of salt.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

If your town smells cool, let us know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's your town smell like?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, right up by where I fish, they make granola. And you can smell the granola. That's a nice scent.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it smell like dirty hippies armpits?

[Chick McGee]

Turns out it wasn't the hippies. It's the granola that smells like potato soup. Right.

[Kristi Lee]

There's a restaurant in the Village, and you know when they're cooking hamburgers, you can smell them. It's like, oh, I love it. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, my lady, she managed a pizza place, and it was in the bottom of a condominium building, and none of the people had rented the condos. The pizza place was there first. And then everyone who bought a condo then sued them for the smell of the pizza in their condo.

[Kristi Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Multiple lawsuits over the smell.

[Chick McGee]

Did they of what happened.

[Jeff Oskay]

They all lost because the pizza place was there first and you knew what you were getting.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned this a couple weeks ago when we first moved here. Bob's apartment was above a hair salon. And every now and then during the day, it would. There was this awful smell. Was it perm solution? Is that still a thing?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know anybody that gets a relaxer. Relaxer's a little different.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, whatever it is, it really stunk. And someone. Maybe someone's finally invented one that doesn't smell bad.

[Chick McGee]

I've always toyed with the idea of getting a perm. How I look with curly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm in for. I'm in for 200 bucks. I want to see this.

[Kristi Lee]

You might need to grow your hair just a little bit longer.

[Chick McGee]

Let's start the bidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that Was a thing in the mid to late 70s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All the guy Don Henley had one.

[Kristi Lee]

I had one.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we had to get our hair cut when I. For the football team. And so you couldn't have a way to keep it longer but have it look short. Is permit up.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Jeffrey, you have a sort of a natural, naturally curly hair and you got something like dippity do or something in it this morning.

[Chick McGee]

You got a little product. I like the product.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a little product.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking for something that my hair, as you get older, gets dry. And I don't like the dry. Oh, I used to have Lush.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you using?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think Ms. Jesse's. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Jesse.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's for. It's for.

[Tom Griswold]

For black folk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah. No, it is. I was trying to think of a way to put it without saying black folk, but yeah, that's who it's for.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when you add that to I drove through the hood last night.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I got some Miss Jessies.

[Kristi Lee]

Have you ever tried to straighten your hair? Have you ever used a blow dryer, by the way, Jeff, I'm trying to change the subject.

[Chick McGee]

You could have said anything he doesn't know about. I know. You told us the truth. Which is exactly what we don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

My bad.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sorry.

[Kristi Lee]

Have you ever straightened it out?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it doesn't stay straight.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, it doesn't?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks very nice.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Miss Jesse's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Miss Jesse Soft curl.

[Tom Griswold]

So you use something else on you. Don't you use some kind of a beard goop?

[Jeff Oskay]

I use a beard oil every morning. Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Jeff Oskay]

Beard oil.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought for a second you're gonna say Afro sheen.

[Kristi Lee]

I thought he was gonna say Uncle Jess.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the uncle part right.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow I got on them. I got on a mailing list for beard oil. He said, as I'm trying to change the subject, and it just comes every month and I still haven't found out what card they're debiting or. No, but I'm not really going to complain. I kind of use it up. I kind of use it. Oh, I've got like 90 of them. It's unbelievable. There's these little bottles of beard oil.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You only need to.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Two drops. One bottle will last a year.

[Chick McGee]

I got another enough beard oil for the rest of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. You reach that age, you look at your clothes and go, well, never really need to buy anything else. Yeah, we're good.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, I've never thought that.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

10 years, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I got 30 years worth of clothes and 5, 6 left.

[Chick McGee]

You look at your puppy dog. You're the last dog I'm gonna have.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't ever say that.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're referring to yourself, not the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna outlive. She's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, coming up, we have more of your letters than. We certainly appreciate them. You can find us bob and tomobandtom.com visit our all new website. It's brand new, it's great. And right there on the front page, we've got our pop up shop. You can see a bunch of stuff including these special charity T shirts that we're selling for the Brave gowns organization that makes little superhero suits for kids in the hospital. It's really fun. Right now, I want to ask you about your going to the mailbox. You open it up, you go, oh, great, there's that credit card bill. You open it up and you look at your balance. Well, I sure do owe them a lot of money. And they're charging 20% interest. You get to that point where all of your check is going just to pay off the interest. Here's an idea for you. In most cases, the house that you own may be worth a lot more than it was worth just a few years ago. All across the country, the value of homes has risen dramatically, perhaps more than ever. So it might be worth investigating something in which you can actually use the equity you have in your house to pay off those credit cards and stop paying that 20 plus percent interest. American financing is a company that specializes in refinancing and home loans and that sort of thing. They sent me some stats. They have some interesting mortgage rates that they'll be happy to tell you about, but they also have a plan where you can use the equity in your house to wipe out the high interest debt. It's a pretty simple formula. They say the average savings that they've been dealing with lately is about 800 bucks a month. And also they are able to, if you act quickly, delay a couple of mortgage payments. So really help you get yourself out from being underwater, if you will. So find out what I'm talking about. See if you can take advantage of the value in that home you own by doing refinancing or some other option. They know all about it. They can give you some actual stats and some numbers. It's called American financing dot net. Get yourself out from under all that debt you don't want to be paying all that and take advantage of the fact that the housing marketplace has gone way up, might help you out. Once again, it's American financing.net tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by going to american financing.net bobandtom nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889261. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom thanks for listening to

[Chick McGee]

the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you

[Chick McGee]

missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat's got a song coming up. Up. Is that right, Tom, you got, you got a request here in the quiver. There's Jeff, Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We are at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk

[Tom Griswold]

and I will remind you that you've got to get your bracket in courtesy of orange Insoles. Get your bracket in early today because before noon, right? Is that the game start? Noonish Eastern time time. And once again, a little bit of bracketology. If you get lucky, win yourself a million bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Bracketology?

[Tom Griswold]

Now word?

[Kristi Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, it is now.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

The you should use ology for anything, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Womanology, dildology.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's a distinction between A dildographer and a dildologist. We're all familiar with that.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up today, evidently the shoe in of the week, as we look forward to the first.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

We'll look forward to that.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of things to go see and do. This is interesting. Mr. Osuke, who's sitting right there, and Josh Arnold, whose seat he's sitting in, along with Kostaki. That's comedian Kostaki Economopoulos, Saturday, March 28, at the Ritz Theater in Tiffin, Ohio. Yep. For the Laughter Lives on tour and honor the late Ron Sexton.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of fun, playing the Ritz. Yeah, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Putting on the Ritz. A number of other shows coming up. We'll tell you about some of those just down the road. But right now we turn to Pat Godwin with a special request. We talked about the. This, this happens at lots of spots. The. With. With a lot of men's college basketball on, especially this week, throughout the day, there are a lot of places that have special rates on vasectomies.

[Chick McGee]

I think today's probably the most, you know, initially, because it's a little. It's a different, you know, experience. So everybody's probably watching today at noon for the games to get underway.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun. And in the case of certain people, a colonoscopy.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got a letter this morning that watching the play in game last evening, apparently there were a number of commercials for cologuard, and cologuard is a. It's a. It doesn't. It's not a complete substitute for a colonoscopy, but it's. The notion is, it's, it's a sort of a test to see if you might need to get a more serious probing down there. But it involves. I'm trying to be delicate here, Christy. You were saying? It involves ice on the bag. Baby, if you put ice on your bed, it really, really won't really want help for your colonoscopy.

[Chick McGee]

She wants to talk about ice on the back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's for a vasectomy. If you wake up from your colonoscopy and your doctor has ice on your bag, you may want to call a lawyer.

[Kristi Lee]

He did something wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's something wrong there.

[Chick McGee]

What about ice on your nipples? You ever do that?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

That's got to be hot.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

No. Why would I do that?

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting. We're getting off top.

[Chick McGee]

Are they erect all the time?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get to what about you, Jeff. Now, if you put ice in your nipples, would it affect your nipple rings?

[Kristi Lee]

Do you have nipple rings?

[Jeff Oskay]

I used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and what did I. I was kidding. You really did have nipple rings? Yeah. What kind of a hippie are you anyway?

[Kristi Lee]

Fun one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, dude, I'm a dirt bag.

[Kristi Lee]

Jeff's a fun guy. Leave him alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you could tell just for a. You could tell he's a fun guy by his curly hair.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Christy, back in the day when you were swinging free and easy and the sexual revolution was in full swing in your pants, was if you. Did you ever encounter a guy that had nipple rings?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

Probably.

[Jeff Oskay]

That sounds like a yes to me.

[Kristi Lee]

It wouldn't turn me off.

[Chick McGee]

You never with anybody.

[Kristi Lee]

You never had an. You never seen a nipple ring?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they had clip ons.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, they did.

[Chick McGee]

Not necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. Like a dickie or a fake tie?

[Kristi Lee]

No, it was like. It's like a round circle, and you squeeze it and squeeze it and then it'll.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'll expand and then you let

[Tom Griswold]

it go, I guess, you know, you're gonna. You're gonna get around you. You're gonna get some. She's got. If she's got nipple rings on, she's not a nun.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This girl's gonna put out.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, I have seen nickel, Nick Nickel,

[Chick McGee]

and they were made in the wild. A nipple. Nickel nipple ring. Yeah, they're made out of nickels.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm a coin. I'm a. What's a coin collector called. Is that a philatelist? No, that's a new mismatous. New mism. Okay, very good. Well, that sounds like something from the wizard of Oz, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It's a coin. Yes. Philatelist is stamps.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right. Now, Mr. God, you've also had a variety of romantic encounters in your day. Have you ever encountered a nipple ring?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you had a piercing through your dong, right? With a little bell on it.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, what is that? The alper. The Prince Albert?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, my brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, I was trying to. You a legitimate.

[Chick McGee]

You could hear Pat coming around the corner.

[Kristi Lee]

You hear that?

[Pat Godwin]

My brother had the Prince Albert.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

One of my brothers, Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

You're kidding me.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

W. Back to you. Have you ever encountered nipple rings?

[Pat Godwin]

Do I have that flag that I can wave where we don't ask me any questions?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm still in a penalty box. I'm still in the penalty box.

[Kristi Lee]

Green, yellow or red today?

[Chick McGee]

Red.

[Kristi Lee]

Cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Red.

[Chick McGee]

There are some certain people that shouldn't be together. And that's always. I'm just saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Waving the flag.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

He means you and me, Pat. Yeah, because I always.

[Chick McGee]

You two are always fighting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have not. I have not encountered a nipple ring in the wild.

[Kristi Lee]

You may have. You just don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. With her doing you doing it Ivy League style. Her face is always up against the

[Kristi Lee]

wall part of your life. You seem to have forgotten Ivy League styles.

[Tom Griswold]

Traditional is traditional. Missionary. But your pants are just down below your knees and your shoes are still.

[Chick McGee]

So it doesn't affect her position.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

But I. I would.

[Tom Griswold]

The notion is it's. It's domineering and then. And.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay, you need to stop talking right now.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't want any connection. So you. I'm sure you don't want to look her in the eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I have to go to

[Chick McGee]

the law library and say, turn around.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Now you meet me in the snack. The stacks next week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're off topic. The point I was trying to make was there are a lot of commercials for this Cologuard.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little talking box with lights.

[Kristi Lee]

I have done Cologuard. You've done Cologuard?

[Pat Godwin]

I have indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the commercial? Have you seen the little mascot? Yeah, yeah. He's a little box with legs. He talks. He's got art. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's kind of. I think it's important.

[Chick McGee]

I'm full of poop.

[Tom Griswold]

It's important that they're having a little fun with something. It's super important. Be sure to get these tests, ladies and gentlemen.

[Kristi Lee]

Very important.

[Tom Griswold]

We lost a good friend of ours because he.

[Kristi Lee]

Johnny Andretti.

[Tom Griswold]

He. Well, no, I was gonna say Fox, because he didn't get this stuff done early on. They gotta catch this stuff.

[Chick McGee]

So given those two. John Andretti.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Check it for Andretti. Get your colonoscopy or get your Cologuard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, John Andretti was one of the greatest guests ever. He would have been a great guest. Even not talking about auto racing.

[Kristi Lee]

Just Superman.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful, super guy. Now, the point is, they were playing a lot of commercials for Cologuard.

[Kristi Lee]

Pat, you don't have time for the song.

[Chick McGee]

John Andretti wasn't Superman. Clark Kent was Superman, man. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I blow it?

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, when we come back, I tried to get. I tried to set up the intro.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, you're set up.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you heard nipple ring and we were off to the races.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I jokingly said, I, I bet Osu has a nipple ring. And he does.

[Chick McGee]

I here, here's the thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Do those holes grow back or can you repair it?

[Chick McGee]

I'm speaking on behalf of the room. You can't start recapping what we just talked about. Sorry. During the same break.

[Tom Griswold]

I have one more question.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have one or two nipple rings?

[Jeff Oskay]

I had two.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they, were they joined together with a chain?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, Like Sebastian Bach. Me and him had the.

[Chick McGee]

Does he have that?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, he had the, the one that went from his nose ring to his earring.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Jeff Oskay]

That chain look for a week.

[Chick McGee]

What a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he, did he get that from the bank when he stole the pen with the chain on it? Yes. I wanted to come back with Pat song.

[Chick McGee]

I still have those pens.

[Tom Griswold]

I blame myself. I haven't set foot in the bank in five years.

[Kristi Lee]

They have the bins, but they're not attached to the chain. Not at my bank.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

They give you free pens inside the bank. The people are very nice and they don't get a lot of people in there anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't go in there.

[Kristi Lee]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Do you get that? What are you doing in here? A lot of that.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't get a lot of guests.

[Pat Godwin]

Stay.

[Chick McGee]

You want some coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Chick McGee]

Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's got his guitar out. We're gonna have a song this time. We promise. Right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I'm probably too long in the setup there's.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar. I think it was when you started to recap the conversation that we were still having.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry. That's probably.

[Chick McGee]

It got a little long. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you're just. If you're just joining us, the short versions.

[Chick McGee]

There were a lot of commercials for cologuardsouls.com sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Speaking of orangeinsouls.com. speaking of orange insoles. It's the. It's our. It's our bracketology competition. Get your bracket in quick. You could win a million bucks. Go to bobandtom.com contest. Anyway, lots of commercials for Cologuard. It's an important product. I highly recommend it. You essentially, you send them your poop and they have a. They analyze it, just a little bit

[Kristi Lee]

of it, not like a whole.

[Tom Griswold]

And just don't put it in an envelope and you know. Right.

[Kristi Lee]

No, you buy a kit.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get Cologuard to sponsor, like the Sports Desk? That would be kind of fun.

[Kristi Lee]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably not after this discussion, but no, I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they. It's a service that.

[Kristi Lee]

We got a lovely song about it.

[Chick McGee]

You all know what we should.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, you know, somebody has to open up those boxes. Right, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Bruce Springsteen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Boss.

[Pat Godwin]

We all gotta take care of ourselves sometimes. One of those things you gotta do is send a stool sample to get to. The employees of Cologuard are the ones that do the testing. The song's for them. I get here early and punch my time card. I work in the mail room at Colegard. The place is full of boxes. Don't know where to begin. UPS is here. Another load came in, another low came in. Another load came in a box shattered and splattered on two good men, always wear your mask and protect your skin. Here, Cola guard. Another load came in. I open the box handle with care then send the stool to the lab upstairs. Some samples are huge, others there's a curly and fan. Here's FedEx. Another load came in. I wear a hazmat suit, thick rubber gloves. Some men do what they must Some men do what they love. Now my son says he'll join me, wants to drop out of school. I said now hold on, boy, don't be no fool. You gotta get your hands dirty, work like a mule and spend your whole life being rid of kettle. Another load came in. Another load came in. Joe passed out, hit his head, notified his next kin. It's corn and stew for lunch again here. Cole of God. Another load came in the mailman's here. Another load came in. Oh, what's that smell?

[Chick McGee]

Well,

[Pat Godwin]

another l came in. Another low came in. Thank you very much, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Very important test.

[Kristi Lee]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that would be a. That be a rough gig, Pat.

[Jeff Oskay]

You looked so red. I was afraid I was going to have to go grab the defibril.

[Kristi Lee]

I know, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Got to get into character to hit those high spring sticks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Killed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, on a different note, we go to the A stack of letters we've just received.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Backing up over here.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned the smells of certain towns.

[Kristi Lee]

I have a couple of them here.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're in Hershey, Pennsylvania, you smell the chocolate. We have the pretzel factory. You smell pretzels? What do you got over there, Chris?

[Kristi Lee]

I work in Vandalia, Ohio, near the Dayton airport.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Kristi Lee]

And a White Castle food processing plant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Kristi Lee]

Most mornings it smells like grilled onions.

[Chick McGee]

Mmm. Grilled. Grilled onions.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

We got this one.

[Kristi Lee]

Hey, thanks, Christopher.

[Tom Griswold]

Dennis works down the road from Aunt Millie's Bakery in Fremont, Indiana.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, that would be a good idea.

[Chick McGee]

Aunt Millie's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Baked bread every day.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, we have one of those from Klosterman's Bakery in Springfield, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Chris from Springfield says especially when it's hot in the summer, you can really smell the bread baking.

[Tom Griswold]

It's beautiful because sometimes we get lucky when they do the raisin bread. Oh, most of the time it smells like toast. Thank you, Bird Dog. Appreciate you taking the time to write.

[Chick McGee]

Richard from Nicholasville, Kentucky. I grew up a few blocks away from the Jif factory in Lexington. Unmistakable smell that I'll never forget from my childhood. I can smell it as I pass through Lexington sometimes. Thanks for reminding me of that great memory this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're welcome, Richard.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to chill the room, so I'm not going to read the one from Steve Downwind from the crematorium.

[Kristi Lee]

They don't smell. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, remember the walk up music topic we had? Yeah, I got one of those for your car?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, Bob and Tom show. I've listened since day one. Kim said fast. All right, how about that? My walk up to my car would be Sexual Healing by Marvin Gay.

[Kristi Lee]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the notion is some cars have this thing where when you walk up to them, they automatically open up, lights pop.

[Chick McGee]

I think they kind of sort of all do that.

[Tom Griswold]

But my notion was kind of like

[Chick McGee]

it's the Wheeled luggage of the automobile world. You haven't noticed?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just try. I know it's. I guess it's possible. I would like to have it when I'm 50ft from my car.

[Chick McGee]

50?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like it to have something like. Like a PA system where it starts broadcasting my walk up music.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I think I'm going to go with the rock and roll animal, Lou Reed intro from the live you're wrong album.

[Chick McGee]

Chris has this suggestion for you, Tom. Well, I'll just play the song that he thinks should be your walk up music, your automobile. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Tiny Tim

[Pat Godwin]

with me.

[Kristi Lee]

How did that become a hit?

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God, I forgot that part.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, wrap it up, Timmy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that was one of the last God big novelty songs to make it make man. That was everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Fortunately, briefly, he got married on the Tonight Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that highest rated episode of the Tonight show?

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Pat Godwin]

Ms. Vicki, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't last all that long. As I understand. He was in here, Mr. Tiny Tim.

[Kristi Lee]

He's a germaphobe, right?

[Chick McGee]

He was not so tiny when he was in here.

[Tom Griswold]

He was pretty and he was a very odd fellow.

[Kristi Lee]

On this walk up music topic. Brad is a real listener. He says hello, radio personalities and chick. I would walk up music would be Aerosmith, big 10 inch. Have a great day. See you at the next meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Kristi Lee]

Thanks, Brad. Yeah, that is a fun song.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one. Yeah, we're getting a lot of great suggestions for walk up music. Send us yours. Did we determine what yours was, Christy? Was it something in the song?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah. It was Highway Star by Deep Purple.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's a very good one. Yeah, that's a very good one.

[Chick McGee]

Well now, if Tom doesn't want it, this is available, Christy, if you'd like anybody else know.

[Kristi Lee]

Can you hear that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

That's rough, man.

[Kristi Lee]

He have a whole album or just that one song?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, I'm sure there was an album.

[Chick McGee]

Had to be an album.

[Pat Godwin]

First line is tiptoe through the window. What was he doing?

[Chick McGee]

Tiptoe? I don't know. I. I'm not sure. Tiptoe through the window. Through the window.

[Kristi Lee]

Tiptoe through the window by the window.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what is it?

[Chick McGee]

I think he's saying he's looking through the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I tiptoed to the window.

[Chick McGee]

Tiptoe to the window. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So is this like a. Is this a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some kind of Peeping Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Peeping Tom?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought. I never heard it that way.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh. Tiptoe through the window by the window that's where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me. Yeah. This is kind of like staring at her through the window.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's a safety glass.

[Pat Godwin]

You can crawl through a window.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you want to be tiptoeing through tulips anyway?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there supposed to be some, like, romantic.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. He's gonna kiss you in the garden in the moonlight.

[Tom Griswold]

Always had code.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is that. Is that my butt?

[Kristi Lee]

The garden in the moon Even flowers will stay.

[Chick McGee]

Kiss my ass. Remember the other flower song, Judd Strum, Daisy A Day. Remember that?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was a huge song.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that a funeral thing?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was someone bringing her

[Tom Griswold]

a daisy a day. Yeah. Well, that leads into this letter. We had a story yesterday about the guy from which. How do you probably pronounce it? Galveston, Indiana.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's 90 some years old and he's been digging graves since 1952. And he just retired.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of questions about graves. This comes to us from Matthew in Lebanon, Missouri.

[Chick McGee]

That's Leannon. Okay, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, I remember the story about an old guy that bought a double deep grave. He would always say, I hope I die. Excuse me? He would always say, I hope I die first. It'll be the first time my wife has been on top of me in 35 years.

[Chick McGee]

Always a short. Sounds like a loving, loving household.

[Tom Griswold]

Things are going great.

[Kristi Lee]

This is interesting. This is from Blake in Ohio. My father in law and his nine brothers were all grave diggers for the Catholic Church. They dug graves approximately as deep as a shovel is long. Eight spade widths is also approximately four feet wide. Hard work. And most of them have back problems in their 50s and 60s because in older Catholic communities, they request graves to be dug by hand.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, That's a little bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Rough.

[Tom Griswold]

You're dead.

[Chick McGee]

Anything else is a mortal sin.

[Kristi Lee]

What the heck? I've never heard that before. Had you, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably the graves you get at Whole Foods. You know, it's like the free range graves. Like those eggs that cost 15 bucks. You know, what the hell's the difference? I'd like my grave.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if it's legal in this state, but I'm sure it's legal in some states. You can be buried without any sort of embalming fluid or they just wrap you in a co. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

That cloth that's kind of becoming a

[Chick McGee]

six feet deep and go.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends if you've been embalmed or something. There's all kinds of. There's the one thing there where they put you in a big stainless steel jug or something. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And you.

[Kristi Lee]

Bio degrade.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you.

[Kristi Lee]

They become compost.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mulch and spread me on the garden. Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a weird gig.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do the thing. I want them to take me where they put you out in the field and they let like the animals go at you so that they can study like decomposition and stuff.

[Kristi Lee]

God, Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeffrey. No. That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. A crow flies away with my eye like. You never know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a shame. It was. The field was so close to the nursery school and scared the kids.

[Chick McGee]

What a weirdo you are.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Coming up, we have a number of fun stories. We got a. The new list of the most popular dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am a denier.

[Chick McGee]

Popular dog names or breeds?

[Tom Griswold]

No breeds. I found a secondary list that I think may be slightly more accurate.

[Chick McGee]

Will you at least read both of them, please?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have news about psychedelics and being used to treat depression with a scientific study on that. And there's a cool story about a hospital patient that refuses to leave the hospital even though the doctors all said, hey, get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

He's fine.

[Kristi Lee]

It's a woman. And that's bizarre, that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We can't get rid of her.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Psychiatrist, room five. Right now. I want to. This will cheer you up. This is a great product. It's the aura frame. I'm looking right now at the pictures right behind Mr. Oski. There's a cool shot of a bunch of us after one of our shows.

[Chick McGee]

You know what we get. Without exception, people who receive these as gift, they. They all say, I get up in the morning to see if I've got new. Any new pictures come over my aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

And the way it works is you can give someone the code and they can load photographs on there for you. This is a picture of Pat with our new best friend, the great actor Hugh Jackman. Nice guy. He was in here one morning.

[Chick McGee]

Look at Hugh trying to just. It was crazy sitting next to Pat,

[Tom Griswold]

singing with Pat during the break.

[Chick McGee]

Having the presence of that much talent.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, here's how these things work. You go online to auraframes.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by using the code tomorrow, and you can save some cash. 35 bucks off the best selling Carver Mat frame. So you can share memories with your friends, your family, etc. Etc. This is a nice shot of Joshi. I really love this thing. It's, it's to put it in old folks terms, it's like an old slideshow without the cool sound of the the sign. I recommended they may put a chip in there so it would sound like

[Chick McGee]

a slideshow that would enhance your experience.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they thought that was a really bad idea. So it's a silent frame so you don't have to worry about it making a lot of noise. Really cool thing. It's really fun. I highly recommend it. Unlimited storage. You can preload the photos before you give the gift if you want. Every frame comes packaged with a premium gift box and no price tag. So it makes does make the perfect gift. Just give the code to whoever you want and they can load photos up any given day. It's a lot of fun. Support us by mentioning the Bob and Time show when you check out the Aura frame. Aura aura frames.com I highly recommend it. Coming up, we're gonna have Chick McGee at the sports desk. We have an interesting story in the world of movies regarding about the the late actor Val Kilmer. Now he's gonna be in a new movie, but yep, he's starting. He's. It's not really him. This is the world of AI. It's all coming up here from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Jackson Hewitt has a great tax prep deal. $149 or less. Missing out is like ignoring the check

[Chick McGee]

engine light in your car.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll regret it. Seriously, the price is only 149 or less no matter how complicated. So don't wait like when you get a password expires today alert or you're shopping online and there's only one item left. It's like your taxes are in the cart. Just complete the purchase.

[Chick McGee]

Hurry.

[Tom Griswold]

This deal for 149 or less is like your phone at 1%. It's about to power down. Limited time offer for new clients on federal returns. Participating locations Only. [e-mail] 140

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Sitting in front of his organ with his guitar. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Pat. Great song. Pat just did a great tribute to Bruce Springsteen, the Boss. And it's my understanding that Mr. Springsteen has in fact heard that and he really enjoyed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, we just found that out. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a friend of ours, works for Bruce. I have a doesn't. I wonder if back in the day. Because they've always called him the Boss. I wonder if back in the day his.

[Chick McGee]

The trainee.

[Tom Griswold]

His mom ever said to him, look, Bruce, I changed your diapers. You're not the Boss of me. You have to wonder. He's got a great book, by the way. His autobiography is really good. I would highly recommend it. Same for Peter Frampton. Yeah, I loved Peter's book. And he has a new album coming. That's why I brought this up. Peter Frampton, good friend of the show, and Mr. Frampton and son.

[Kristi Lee]

First time in 16 years. And he and Julian. Their first single off the album is a tribute to Tom Petty, which he played in concert last time I saw him. It was amazing. So I'm trying to remember the name of the album. Give me a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hoping to go see something about a light.

[Tom Griswold]

Go see Peter sometime this summer. Now, we were talking about my idea that I would like to have outdoor speakers installed in my car. And that as I approached the car, it would start playing my walk up, you know, music. And this seems to have taken the world by storm. People really seem to like this idea. And that would include this nice letter here from Sarah. And Sarah says everyone should have loud music playing walking up to their car. It would make the parking lot quite confusing. Yeah, but I think this would just be for special folks.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really? Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like me and you, you know, Got a nice car. Wouldn't it be cool? And as you pointed out yesterday, that'd be good for me because I have a habit of forgetting where I parked.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I really do park at the same place at the grocery. I try to park in the same general area.

[Kristi Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you also have trouble remembering what car you're in?

[Tom Griswold]

I opened the wrong car door at the gym the other day, but it was. It was white. It was an suv. That's good enough for me.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see, if you're walking up to your car and you hear your walk up Music you're gonna be. Oh, there's my car part. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. This is going to be an earworm for me.

[Chick McGee]

Sarah. Wait a minute. Hold it. I got to get to the big. The big part. Here it comes. Holy hell.

[Kristi Lee]

That has got to be playing an

[Chick McGee]

L. Why don't you write something that nice, Pat? Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't. That's an old. He didn't write that. That's an old classic.

[Chick McGee]

Do that. You. Wasn't that one of your songs?

[Kristi Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But Asara continues the letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Sarah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what she wants for her walk up. Music. This is a. This is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Gonna be real loud.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna start it real low here. Are you ready? Here it is.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank you. Very nice. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She says, she goes I dance right up to my car

[Pat Godwin]

I am too sexy for Milan.

[Tom Griswold]

Too sexy. This is the band, right? Said friend Japan. I am too sexy for my love. Oh, this kicks in this now. By now, you get in the car and then it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I had this single. And on the B side is the same song.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep. That's all the hits they had.

[Chick McGee]

That's just good marketing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, only if you wrote the song.

[Chick McGee]

Song.

[Tom Griswold]

Because back in the day, if you had a single like a 45.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you would get paid. The writers get paid. Even the person who wrote the B side gets just as much as the person who wrote the A side with respect to record sales. That's why on Elvis's records, typically, the B side would have his name on it as well. Yeah. So you don't want to. But if you wrote the song, but you wouldn't to want to, you know, give the money to some. All the money to somebody else. A little bit of a. Inside cassette. What do you call it? A casingal single.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Kristi Lee]

That sets you back. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How much more?

[Jeff Oskay]

1:49, I believe. Single would set you back at Coconuts.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coconuts Records. Yeah. Remember Coconuts, Peaches, all those.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you still have a Peaches crate for your albums?

[Chick McGee]

I used to have a Peaches T shirt. I finally got rid of that.

[Kristi Lee]

I wanted a Peaches crate so badly. I remember buying my first one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, it's great. Yeah. Peter Frampton's new album is called Carry the light. Very good. May 15th. May 15th. You can pre order.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get Mr. Frampton on the phone?

[Kristi Lee]

I would.

[Tom Griswold]

And his doggy. And his doggy. Dear Tom, I love your idea of programming the car. I used to program my car with the sexy Ms. Moneypenny voice when I started would play the James Bond theme and say Good morning Commander Bond, huh? Wouldn't you love that? That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Is this last name Bond? I. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is from Phil.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, that's not his last name. But thanks for trying to have a conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

His last name is not.

[Chick McGee]

And secondly, actually he has the same

[Tom Griswold]

name of somebody famous. So I don't want him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Lesh. Phil Lesh. No, the only Phil a famous feel like in the Phil Donahue.

[Tom Griswold]

You in the music world.

[Pat Godwin]

Collins.

[Chick McGee]

Phil Collins.

[Kristi Lee]

Phil Jagger.

[Tom Griswold]

Phil Jagger.

[Chick McGee]

Phil Wyman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no, that's Edit your news or something.

[Kristi Lee]

That's a famous rock person.

[Tom Griswold]

Phil Jagger.

[Kristi Lee]

Mick Jagger.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Mick Jagger, you said the same

[Kristi Lee]

last name as somebody famous in the rock world.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, his first name is Phil, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it's Phil Wyman. Right? Isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no, it's not Bill Wyman.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't think of another film.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, so I see what you're saying. So if you said his last name it is the same as a rock star.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same as a famous person.

[Chick McGee]

What did this famous rock star. What instrument does.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they play guitar?

[Chick McGee]

Film.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to guess it. He's a semi obscure

[Chick McGee]

guitar player. Found him at the Ar Bagels one after. On the west side. He. You know I lived in New York when I went to college and

[Tom Griswold]

I'm

[Chick McGee]

gonna punish punish for that for the rest of my. As long as there's breath in my body. You could play Lou Reed.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what you have against Lou Reed over race it. Funny enough, his name is also the same as the first two names of a deceased actor.

[Kristi Lee]

Jesus Mar.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Kristi Lee]

Are we still talking about this Phil guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got to know now.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, who is it Phil?

[Chick McGee]

You got to give us.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's. His last name is Seymour.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, famous Phil Seymour.

[Kristi Lee]

Seymour. Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I Phil Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[Pat Godwin]

But you. Yeah, but that's not.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. And. And then you're. Then you hit. It was a musician. Okay, there's a famous musician named Phil Seymour. Yeah. Please tell us who that is. I like it. I like. Was a guitarist of. This is gonna be so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember they had a great hit the Dwight Twilley band? No, I'm on fire.

[Chick McGee]

I do remember Dwight Twilley. I don't remember what specific but there was a few say so remember that Ace? Yeah, it's a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

And this was the guitar player for that band.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow we got to get through this. So I.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. This letter obviously is not from that Phil Seymour, in being that he is deceased.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, there's another Phil Seymour who was a American singer, songwriter, drummer. Who? Guitar. Is this the same guy? American drummer, singer, guitarist, songwriter. He didn't live very long. Born in 52, died in 83. Yes, sadly, it's that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's famous.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I didn't.

[Kristi Lee]

It's not famous.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't want to give the name.

[Tom Griswold]

It's famous.

[Kristi Lee]

Known for this, his solo hit, precious to Me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, what a great song.

[Kristi Lee]

He provided background vocals on Tom Petty's American Girl and Breakdown, so that's actually good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there's that Phil. I can hear him.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

So obviously a Seymour lick.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so. It's so Seymour.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember this?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Those. Those are just like great vocals, only awful.

[Kristi Lee]

1980. Is this precious to Me?

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is I'm on fire. This is mid-70s, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember this at all. Did they have a song called Keep on Smiling?

[Pat Godwin]

That was what Willie wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Was that Wet Willie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What Willie? Dwight Tilly? I don't know.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Phil, I can't believe I'm saying this. That's a pretty good song.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't go that far, but it's a pretty good song.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Jangly. Tom Petty like guitars.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a sucker for jangly guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here comes the hook. Give me a second.

[Chick McGee]

This might be too loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm on fire

[Chick McGee]

Got myself on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good song. So thank you, Phil Seymour. Not that one.

[Kristi Lee]

May you rest in peace.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sad news.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Too soon.

[Al Jackson]

So.

[Kristi Lee]

So I had died in 83.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sad. Now we have.

[Pat Godwin]

We hardly knew you.

[Chick McGee]

We're still talking about smells or walk up music.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got smells. What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Tom Show, My name's Sam. I live in Springfield, Ohio, about two blocks blocks west of the location that chick abandoned his Gremlin. The Hill apartment complex. I don't know if that still exists, but it was right above the Upper Valley Mall in Springfield, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was the story on your Gremlin?

[Chick McGee]

I just left it there in the parking lot and moved out. And I.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you slow paint?

[Chick McGee]

I never looked back. No, I owned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Chick McGee]

I just abandoned it. I don't know what they do in that case. They just take it to the junkyard.

[Tom Griswold]

I think with it, with interest and everything, the towing fee is going to be about $3,000.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Anyway, there's a bread bakery. It fills the air with the smell of fresh baked bread. That's the only thing we have to offer, says Sam here in Springfield's a cool town. A cool little town. Yeah. What do you got, Jeff? You got something over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, mine's on a different note. I was talking yesterday about my Zoom class for college and how one of the students was door dashing for three

[Chick McGee]

hours to say that the atmosphere is somewhat casual during a Zoom class.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is from Bill Radio Legends. I was a college professor for six years teaching government fiscal law via Zoom. I want to confirm what Jeff Oskay said. It's an absolute mess. Here's things I saw my students doing. One student babysat her granddaughter during class, feeding her and changing diapers while on camera. Multiple students laid in their bed. One woman had multiple cats. They would walk in front of the camera and you would see a lot of kitty B hole, of course. And the best one was a student who painted her entire room with brushes and rollers. As I taught, she took no notes during that lecture. No, no, that's from Bill in Dayton.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was your experience There were people doing all kinds of stuff. Oh, yeah. And I didn't realize you got to see all the rest the of of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. That's what makes it fun, I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like the Birdie Bunch?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have like a whole grid of people.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

And who's ever talking comes to the forefront?

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, I, I think even, I think even in business situations, I think that's a really ineffective way to have a meeting.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I, I'm not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

They are free with the curse words on Zoom. Yeah, no kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they were quite free.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you tape it or, Excuse me, can you, can you hit a button and record it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you could. Technically, you could probably have AI take your notes for you and it's over. You hit a button and it gives you the 32nd version of the lecture. Yeah, that's, that's great. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I live in Battle Creek, Michigan, the home of Kellogg's Post cereal factories. Holy heck, the town usually smells like corn flakes. Now, I don't even notice it, but you could always tell when they're making Fruit Loops or Fruity Pebbles. Waffle Crisp or Blueberry. Morning. Oh, when I first moved here, I'd get up at 3am and the cereal smell came wafting through my open window. I always thought, who the hell's baking at this hour? Days later, it dawned on me what I was smelling. Jamie Listening since 1994. Thanks. Hello, Battle Creek. Now coming up, we have some sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, the NCAA tournament in full swing starting around noon Eastern today and comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, once again, a lot of guys having vasectomies today. This morning.

[Chick McGee]

That's the scuttlebutt.

[Tom Griswold]

Colonoscopies. Christie's man is having one today so he can watch a little bit of basketball when he gets back.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I use that catheter that's non evasive. You just attach it to the head of your or a lady. It's a pouch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So you don't have to get up and leave.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have to get up and leave.

[Tom Griswold]

This evening. Taking all the commercials.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting get your picks into us courtesy of orange [e-mail] and a shoe into

[Chick McGee]

the week coming up, brought to you by Originsouls.com and you're gonna want four games, absolute locks. Oh, for today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you make your picks, I should say, at Bob and T. We would certainly appreciate that. Now coming up, we'll have more music from Pat Godwin, the aforementioned Sporting news, a great dog story coming up this morning. Psychedelics in the news and a couple of cool world records all on the way from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 or at bob to bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a world where legends race across city skylines. Romance blossoms in glittering ballrooms. And there's magic around every corner. It's a world known to many as Great Britain. You've seen the action on screen. Now visit the real star of the show. Visit Great Britain. To discover more, go to tripadvisor.com Great Britain

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk looking, looking wistfully into the distance.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I understand there was a somewhat of a road rage incident with Christy this morning. There's Pat.

[Kristi Lee]

God, sing a little song to myself.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oscar. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm [e-mail] sports desk. Hello Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what do you do? Say it's three something in the morning. You're. You're driving and someone's right on your tail.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, right. That.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just pull. I just turn at the next street, let them pass and then. And then I. I use all of my voodoo powers to make sure that a cop pulls them over.

[Kristi Lee]

And it never works, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sometimes it really. God, nothing.

[Kristi Lee]

This guy passed on a double yellow and then got all the way up to the. I. I pulled up next to him at the red light. It's like, okay, you did that. And here we are. Like what's the point?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well.

[Kristi Lee]

So I had to sing put a little love in your heart by Jackie deshann because I was not feeling the love.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't flip them off?

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy throw a brick through your window at 3 in the morning? That'd be a bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

Do you stop for the lights at that time of morning?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Liar.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe there are a couple that should turn into. They may. They should make them blinking red lights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

I sat at a light for a solid five minutes of the day. There was no one. There was 3:30 in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

There are a couple that I encounter that evidently switch over during. If I'm a little late, it switches over to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah. Love the blinking red though. That's a good thing. Now what you want to dip into the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

First of all, a letter. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from my man Marty. I was at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum and I saw this sign that I'm sure Tom would love. It is in the restroom at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. This sign is in the restroom. Astronauts go less. It says in yellow. And then NASA prescribes a low fiber diet called low residue to reduce the frequency and volume of an astronaut's solid waste. There's even a fact you bump into in the restroom. Smithsonian, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That's fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

I knew you'd think that was fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

So my man Marty, they're trying to continue the education right there in the.

[Chick McGee]

In the back there. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And both the men's and women's rooms.

[Chick McGee]

He only went into the men's.

[Kristi Lee]

I haven't been there. I'll check it out for you.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I'm sure it's a cool place.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure. They. There's one in the ladies room. They have lady astronauts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have. You know what they call.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they Call a lady astronaut. What's that? An astronaut, you jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

The lady doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see we are gonna move forward.

[Chick McGee]

Graham Parker.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. Lady doctor. Graham Parker in the room.

[Chick McGee]

You know who's playing guitar on that? You know who's playing. That's not true.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's. That's Phil.

[Chick McGee]

Who does play guitar on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Brinsley Schwartz.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly correct.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. Those early Graham Parker albums are amazing. Great live performer. If you ever got. He's featured in. What's that movie he's in?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the Judd Apatow movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Judd's a fan.

[Kristi Lee]

There's a lot of Judd Apatow movies.

[Pat Godwin]

You need to call me on that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't remember. I don't remember. He's in one of them a lot.

[Chick McGee]

It's starting to come into focus. While you two are friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We fill in the blanks in each other's sentences.

[Chick McGee]

You're like an old married couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we supposed to go to the screen? Oh no. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I'll urge you to join us in Cincinnati. Technically we're going to be in the Commonwealth of Kentucky across the river in Covington. It's the state of Kentucky for a. It's one of the few that is a Commonwealth Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What are the other ones trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

It's opening day for the Cincinnati Reds and it should be the opening day for all of Major League Baseball. But they shoo in some other game.

[Chick McGee]

Probably Yankees and the Giants.

[Tom Griswold]

Immoral. It's next Thursday. Bullpucky will be at Smoke justice in Covington starting at 6 and our show brought to you by Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. And we're going to be enjoying I believe some Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. Either I think maybe tomorrow or sometime next week. Looking forward to that. Certain. Now I will also urge you to go to Bob and Tom dot com. We have our pop up store up and we are selling special commemorative shirts and giving the money to a great charity called Brave Gowns. It's some ladies that make little tiny superhero suits for kids that are kids that are in the hospitals. It's just a fun thing. If you get a chance. You might like the shirt. Just check it out. We'd be happy if you got one. We're happy to pass along the cash. Now we turn to Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

What's happened? We're gonna jump into. This is a story we Turn to do every year. It's the new food items at the major League baseball parks. And I believe we have accompanying photos to go with these. First of all, there's something called the machete that's available at the Miami Marlins baseball park. It's. It's like a two and a half foot long burrito type device. That. There it is. That's your machete.

[Pat Godwin]

Ready? Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it comes on a slab.

[Chick McGee]

It comes on a slab of wood, much like a salmon would be served. And there it is. And it's got all sorts of meat and delicious things inside.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a. Like a roasted taco. So you'd need a fork to eat that, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well. Well, what a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, it's got.

[Kristi Lee]

Use your fingers, Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

But all that stuff. All that stuff is oozing out of the.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, you need a knife presentation.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks delicious.

[Kristi Lee]

Like a human being at a baseball game.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a knife and a fork. That's ridiculous. Get a hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to America.

[Chick McGee]

And then from the Texas Rangers. You having a good time over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the hot dog is the perfect food for a sporting.

[Chick McGee]

We'll get to that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's portable.

[Chick McGee]

The Globe Life Field where the Texas Rangers play, they have something called the broomstick burrito. There it is. Let's see. Over the top, ballpark food. Slow smoked Texas brisket. Jeff. Let's see. Seasoned rice, black beans, melted queso, shredded cheese, barbecue sauce, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. It treats the food like a small blanket. It says here, here. It's all famous Texas barbecue. You've got to try it.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, looks good.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That? That looks good. Looks delicious.

[Chick McGee]

From Arizona, Diamondbacks.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd get a hot dog that's messy. Maybe soup.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that looked really messy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, that did look messy, didn't it? I'm. I'm kind of concerned about how messy that looked. The Flamin Hot Cheetos Elote. This is for those of you without a personality. Insists on heating, eating spicy things and thinks that makes you important. Few stadiums in Major League baseball reflect the food culture of the city quite like Dodger Stadium. There's your flaming Flamin Hot Cheetos Elote. The corn Mexican street corn dish. Already creamy mayo, lime juice, chili powder, crumbled cheese, and a generous layer of crushed Flamin Hot Cheetos.

[Tom Griswold]

You like a stack of wet ones so you can clean up. I would have caught the ball for you, Billy, but my hands are full of aioli sauce.

[Chick McGee]

And my favorite from Washington State, where the Seattle Mariners play in their stadium T Mobile Park. It's the Washington State Fairy souvenir co Cup. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it looks like a little boat.

[Kristi Lee]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

The collectible drink cup designed to look like one of the iconic Washington State fairies that cross Puget Sound every day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. Okay, there's a drink holder for in the bow. What. What is. Are those French fries? What are those?

[Kristi Lee]

And chicken nuggets or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, chicken nuggets. I can't tell from here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to look and see what the.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a dipping sauce there in the stern? Is that what that is?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom's using the right language for talking about a ship. That's right, Tom. There's dipping sauce and chicken nuggets. I thought you'd like the. The actual souvenir cup, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. It's. It's. It looks like a big boat. Yeah, it's very nice. You can. You can hold your drink and your chicken nuggets and your dipping sauce. Yeah. Then you gotta take it home.

[Chick McGee]

They had you get it.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, you're gonna.

[Kristi Lee]

You could leave it there, put it in the trash.

[Jeff Oskay]

You should get one for Josh. That way he can eat while in the tub.

[Chick McGee]

And that's nice. That'd be real nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you save that photograph so when Josh comes back, we can bring Mr. Osu in. The man is currently in agony with a stomach issue.

[Chick McGee]

Another dish.

[Tom Griswold]

We're making fun of him eating in the tub.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and he can have this as a dish, too. Josh would enjoy this. From T. Mobile Park. The Mariners. It's toasted grasshoppers.

[Kristi Lee]

Ooh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Edible insects. Typically seasoned and lightly toasted in a huge bowl. Crunchy texture similar to roasted nuts or crispy popcorn. Vendors already serve them with a sprinkle of chili lime seasoning or salt. Of course, that maybe takes your mind off the fact they're bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth just did hot dogs and whores. He wouldn't be going. Well, I want to go to Whole Foods and get some grasshoppers before.

[Kristi Lee]

What happened to Cracker Jack?

[Tom Griswold]

The double header?

[Chick McGee]

The Mariners say that you often see groups of friends daring each other to try a grasshopper. Taking photos and sharing the moment on social media.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Christy, buy me some peanuts and grasshoppers.

[Kristi Lee]

Do they still sell Cracker Jacks at the ballpark Park?

[Chick McGee]

Grasshoppers are taste nutty, crunchy, and actually pretty good. Once you get past the initial hesitation, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, I don't know.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't either. I remember kid and obviously I'm older but as a kid they did at the minor league park because my dad used to take it to the games all the time. But I don't know, I haven't been, I mean at the major league games.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's, and let's, let's, let's face reality. The, the toy surprise in Cracker Jack is not what it, not what it used to be.

[Chick McGee]

A dumb little book, you know, we

[Tom Griswold]

did like a nuclear powered F1 car. Now they get like a plastic ring.

[Kristi Lee]

But yeah, not even that.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, more sports. We'll visit the sporting news and more of your letters. You can reach us, Bob and tom@bob&tom.com we're joined by comedian Andy Beningo, comedian Al Jackson also on the way to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules or, or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kristi Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

That's how it's done. Hello and welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Kristi Lee]

Hi, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly a song this time, Tom. How would that be? Start. Start us off with a. A tune. Sure. Jeff Osk. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm over here at the orange insouls.com sports desk. I don't know if anyone's heard about this, but Andy Dalton has been traded from Carolina to the Philadelphia Eagles. He's going to be the starter right behind Jalen Hurts. So if anything happens to Jalen Hurts, it'd be Andy Dalton.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice tribute.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You are reading various Ballpark food. Ballpark food.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I forgot to tell you, they do have a hot dog because that's your. That's what your mother would have if you. She went to the mansion because that

[Tom Griswold]

hot dog was designed for.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sporting events.

[Kristi Lee]

Your mother never went to the games with you?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Did she ever go to a.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a. That was a father son thing.

[Chick McGee]

She probably went to a softball game or something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure you didn't have an aunt? An aunt that really wasn't related to you, but she insisted that you called her Aunt Marg or anything like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually had on Aunt Mark. Lovely woman. Trim. Tremendous golfer.

[Chick McGee]

I. I bet go to Harley.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really? Mayfield Club Champion.

[Chick McGee]

You think you. You'd think we planned this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

But could we get back anyway?

[Chick McGee]

They have hot dog. The brand new hot dog this year is hot dogs as you know it. A bun. Oh, no. Wrapped in cotton candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What do we learn? Go.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Tell them.

[Tom Griswold]

When we heard about the hamburgers using Krispy Kreme doughnuts for buns, I poo pooed it until I had one. And they were delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Not exactly healthy.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Kelly. We're gonna have.

[Kristi Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I was made some. Some burgers for dinner for the girls. I'm using Krispy Kreme doughnuts for. Where are you going?

[Chick McGee]

All right, all right. Then we can have hot dogs. Oh, that sounds better. Better. Where's the cotton candy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not a cotton candy fan. No?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, it dissolves before you could even take a bite. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

True at all. You're not taking a big enough bite.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really the dentist's best friend.

[Chick McGee]

You look like a cotton candy eater, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like cotton candy? Damn right. Get a bag of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a sex move. I gave her the old cotton candy eater. Had to brush my teeth.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my gosh. Do the colors Taste different. Do the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the pink and blue.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think you can get away with that just because Josh isn't here?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sex move. Is that what you're trying to do? I got my eye on you.

[Tom Griswold]

I can only imagine the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember if the different colors,

[Tom Griswold]

the sex move that Jeffrey has. I mean, this is a man who earlier today noted that he had. He had. I call him Jeffrey to give him some class.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He had nipple rings?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, hang on just a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Two of them.

[Chick McGee]

What. What do you really think of Jeff and his.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of my favorite people. Great dad. He's a great comedian.

[Chick McGee]

But. What? There's. There's something that's dangerous about Jeff. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he does all kinds of stuff I would never do.

[Kristi Lee]

He lived in the hood.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, according Tom, I probably still live in the hood.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a difference.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't live in the hood. No deal with that guy with the boat in front of his house. Not the one next to you down the road.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a guy at Chick's old house. There was a guy across the street that had a driveway. A tar making machine that was the size of a gas tank. Tanker truck.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that guy? It was there forever.

[Chick McGee]

Captain Carl's what we called him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was a real. A real eyesore right there in his driveway in a nice suburban neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

Used to live across that. 20 years and at least one wife ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the one. Okay, now.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway. Hot dogs, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that sounds disgusting. There may be.

[Chick McGee]

They're okay. Buy me some peanuts and cotton candy. Hot dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen online where people give raccoons cotton candy? Because raccoons wash their food before they eat it.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

So they dip it in the water and it disappears. And then they get more cotton candy and dip it in the water and it disappears.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I felt. I felt pretty bad about myself until I tricked the raccoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Now more events sponsored by marijuana and social media.

[Chick McGee]

Let's give the raccoon cotton candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes you go to a game. Sometimes. Virtually every kind of food they now have at these games. They'll have sushi and everything. I just. I don't really want to. I want a hot dog. It's nice and portable. I don't want to have spaghetti and meatballs in a hell helmet. Now, wait a minute.

[Kristi Lee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they used to. And I don't know why they stopped this. And if they were smart, they'd bring it back. Dairy Queen had little miniature baseball helmets. No, that's batting helmets. And they also had NFL helmets that they've served.

[Kristi Lee]

And you ice cream in like a Sunday in.

[Chick McGee]

And you collect. You collect all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's fine. It's when you're at a game. But they don't want a helmet full of spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

Major league baseball parks. They actually nachos in. You could wear the helmet if you wanted to. It's a batting helmet.

[Kristi Lee]

Make sure you get all the sauce out.

[Chick McGee]

It's giant.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Christy, get all the sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick items of business I want to take care of here. Be sure to get your bracket into us. Bob and [e-mail] it's our Mayhem basketball bracket competition brought to you by Orange insoles. Thank you very much. Orange insoles.

[Chick McGee]

And I can tell you every year there's some guy who come. I ain't sending my bracket in until the first weekend's done. That's invalid. Okay. You're not. You're not taking so shortcut that no one's ever thought of. All right, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, this show will be coming to you from Covington, Kentucky at a place called Smoke Justice a week from today. In honor of the opening day of the Cincinnati Reds. We've got a couple interesting things on our website already. We have a pop up store and we are selling a really cool commemorative T shirt. We're giving the money to a great organization called Brave Gowns. They make little superhero suits and capes for kids in the hospital. So it's just kind of a fun thing. And it's a cool shirt. It has an obscure reference right there on it. And check it out by going to bob and tom.com hit the pop up store might be something that would be fun for you to have.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to tell you about this and this is designed to start an argument. So know that at the beginning, the nine best best days in sports each and every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

A ranking from 9 to 1.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure today's one of them. Right?

[Chick McGee]

And I'm just telling you. Here we go. Number nine is Major league baseball opening day. And I will tell you it would be higher if the Reds were still the only baseball game opening on open opening day the way God intended. The way the good Lord intended.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised the Pope hasn't stepped in and changed.

[Chick McGee]

Number nine.

[Kristi Lee]

He's a White Sox fan.

[Chick McGee]

Major league Baseball. No. Is he? Oh, yeah, he is a White Sox fan. That's right. Somebody thought he was a cuffs. Number eight, the Kentucky Derby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Agreed.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Number seven, Christmas Day. Primarily, this was for the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But now it's moved into the top nine because the NFL is playing on

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas Day now, too, and aren't they. Isn't the NFL?

[Chick McGee]

And they want to start Wednesday before Thanksgiving. They want to have a game, which is what's my rule. I don't have a problem with that. They. Whenever they're going to put the games on, I'll watch them.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that going to work?

[Kristi Lee]

It'll be like every day of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, will a team that plays on Sunday have to?

[Chick McGee]

I would turn it around. I wouldn't think so. Okay. But. Well, yeah, if they played Sundays, then they'll play. They'd have to play Wednesday. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck then.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what's the difference between that and Thursday other than 24 hours?

[Tom Griswold]

Precisely.

[Chick McGee]

Number six, Thanksgiving Day. Oh, that's always been the NFL day. Right now there's three games on, which makes it super exciting. And they have the turkey legs, and they eat the turkey leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are we now? How many?

[Chick McGee]

Number five.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Sports Equinox Day.

[Kristi Lee]

The hell is that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I'm ashamed of Jeff for asking that. Because you're a boy. I knew Christy would ask. It's having the NFL, NBA, Major League Baseball, and NHL all playing games on the same day. Typically, it only happens in October or maybe November, as the Major League Baseball playoffs overlap with hockey and basketball. That's known as the Sports Equinox.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what if there's a song about that? I'll call Tim Cavan.

[Chick McGee]

Not right now. Yeah, why don't you have him send it? Did number four Sunday at the Masters. Yeah. I'm not a big golf guy, but I understand that. Number four, Sunday at the Masters.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the best days in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Best single day in sports every year.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That should have been like nine.

[Chick McGee]

The Masters.

[Kristi Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe so. Yeah, I would. I, I, well, I, I watched.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's one of those people who never watch golf. Watch that.

[Kristi Lee]

That's true. It's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Number three, New Year's Day bowl games. College football.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because they, they've moved the playoff bowl games to existing Rose, sugar, orange, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not so much as. Not as much as it used to be.

[Chick McGee]

And now we start, we separate the men from the boys. Number two, the best day at sports all year long. Super bowl is number two.

[Kristi Lee]

Number two. Oh, what's number one?

[Chick McGee]

Number one is the Indy 500. Nope.

[Kristi Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Something Soccer Vic Davalio Day. No, it's the first day of the NCAA tournament. Also known as March Madness.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

The Indy 500 didn't make the top nine.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that should have been.

[Kristi Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Should have been better than sports. What? Equinox.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've heard of the 500.

[Chick McGee]

Here's this.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See here of this. This is an argument bigger than the

[Kristi Lee]

Kentucky Derby, I would think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. So today, another. This is underscoring the fact that today

[Chick McGee]

this is one of the top. One of. If not the.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when we come back, favorite

[Chick McGee]

sports day of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

My second most irritating story every year where we have that. That firm that tells all business owners that.

[Chick McGee]

I got it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let your employees have any fun and watch any challenger.

[Chick McGee]

Gray and CR Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They've run the numbers. And I'll tell you how much this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to collapse the economy. Every productivity is wasted. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Have you filled out a bracket? I think I'm going to do one right now on the break.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're going to fill one on, you're ineligible. He tried to say. I know, but okay.

[Kristi Lee]

For fun.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares what you think. Go ahead. Good Lord, you're a girl. Nobody. A girl's not going to win the NCAA bracket tournament.

[Tom Griswold]

Having such a good day. And then this.

[Chick McGee]

See, what I'm doing is highlighting what I want you to buy.

[Kristi Lee]

Uniform colors if someone.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone wins it. That would not surprise me.

[Chick McGee]

No. Personal favorite or as studies have shown these. Uniform.

[Kristi Lee]

Your personal favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Personal favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay. Colorful uniform or mascot?

[Chick McGee]

It's just as smart as. Yeah. Which mascot can beat up the other mascot?

[Tom Griswold]

Our competition, such as it is. Your entries are due soon, asap. Right now, I want to tell you about orange insoles. I'm going to demonstrate orange insoles. Is that okay for you?

[Kristi Lee]

You're in a demonstration.

[Chick McGee]

You have them? Yeah. Keep your shoes on, please.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I got.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no, he's taking his shoe off. He's got his boots on.

[Chick McGee]

You can't get your shoes off.

[Kristi Lee]

Don't you have to get that little auger thing out to tie him back up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can you read some of the copy while I take?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, that's Chick's job.

[Chick McGee]

If you walk or if you work or if you stand longer than 10 minutes making a noise when you sit down. If you said yes to any of those, you could benefit from orange insoles. Tom is taking his shoes off, which. I mean boots.

[Kristi Lee]

This is going to take a while.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a package a foot away from

[Kristi Lee]

them of orange insulin insoles.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to show you something.

[Chick McGee]

He wants to prove that he's wearing orange, I guess. They deliver rigid arch support. They do not collapse by lunchtime. And they have a deep heel cup, as Tom will show us, that cradles your heel and absorbs your shock naturally.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They help maintain your alignment as your feet and legs reducing something.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, Tom, those are nice socks.

[Tom Griswold]

The key to socks is you cut off the elastic, right? I've got a thing against big elastic. And you'll notice it's marked with an R there, you guys, so you know

[Kristi Lee]

it's the right foot.

[Chick McGee]

You guys don't want to know how much those socks. Socks cost.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

These are ski socks.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I still cut off the tops of them.

[Kristi Lee]

Why do you need them right and left?

[Tom Griswold]

Because these are designed so that they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You gotta have a right. Left sock.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The socks.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't have right. Left.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta have right left.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously, That's a shame.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you gotta stop.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta start going to better stores.

[Kristi Lee]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't even have right left. Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is my shoe, as you can see.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Just keep it out of the wind.

[Tom Griswold]

What I did is I. I took. This is a. This happens to be a opera ski boot from the fine Ross people, our friends in France. Inside. Yeah, I have. This is something. This. This is so much better for your feet. This is the orange insole. This is like the three quarter.

[Kristi Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever they call this thing. But see how firm it is that? Oh, see that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that really brings it home.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, we're going to do a compare comb stick thing like the old Vitalis commercials. I. I brought in the. The flimsy sad wet noodle that this. This boot came. Came in.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's this flaccid.

[Kristi Lee]

So much money for those boots.

[Chick McGee]

Reminds you of the Vitalis commercial, Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

They do. They would remember. They do compare combs. He uses the greasy kids.

[Chick McGee]

I barely remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but so you can see this thing. Look at the support you get. That's the beauty of orange insoles. The reason I started using these things is I thought I was getting. What is it? Gillian Bari syndrome, where you start, your legs get all tingly and you think they're going to sleep all the time. That's from not having the kind of foot support you need. So flimsy. Cheesy hard.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

What he said hard. He's holding up the Orange Insole.

[Tom Griswold]

You want it correct, ladies gentlemen, you

[Chick McGee]

want it hard and you order more and save with Orange Insole's bundle, pal. Tax.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you still doing the commercial?

[Chick McGee]

Be sure to use promo code Bob and Tom at checkout to receive $5 off your total order plus free shipping. Watch this. Chrissy in the USA flips right in.

[Kristi Lee]

There

[Chick McGee]

you go. Use the promo code Bob and Tom. B O B A N D t o m souls.com.

[Kristi Lee]

and where's your auger?

[Chick McGee]

Tom will be back as soon as he gets his shoes laced, so that will be tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a shoehorn in my closet.

[Chick McGee]

You have like a one you can use standing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I can't find it, so I had to buy a new one. I got the shorter one now, then I have the. Then I have the, the, the.

[Chick McGee]

You seen the one that. They make a nice one. It's all leather, even though.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's even a foot part.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at the time now. Is that daylight time when we come back?

[Chick McGee]

All of a sudden I. I'm free of the restraints of time. I could care less.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a good feeling?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does Buddha say about that?

[Chick McGee]

It is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, you know what Buddha says? Nature does not rush, but everything is accomplished.

[Tom Griswold]

That's

[Kristi Lee]

very Zen.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get some weed and lose our jobs. Coming up, comedian Andy Beninga will be joining us. Hey, could I. We should arrange for all of our guests to get a complimentary set of orange inside Souls.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just give Andy 10 bucks and. Okay, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Square Up a new podcast from Andre Berto.

[Chick McGee]

Yo, what's going on, man? It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Al Jackson]

behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer.

[Tom Griswold]

People want to see more. They want to see who you are as a fighter.

[Pat Godwin]

Like I said, the time is now.

[Tom Griswold]

I really wanted to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Sit down from fighter's perspective.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out what it really means to

[Al Jackson]

be a fighter inside and outside the ring.

[Tom Griswold]

This fight game is such a roller coaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob at Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk.

[Kristi Lee]

It's Christy Lee who has the prettier uniform. Tennessee or Miami of Ohio? Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say Miami of Ohio. They're red and white. Tennessee is that orange? And the power T is what they call that. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Tom, I asked Pat to pick it up. So possibly, possibly we're gonna get a little something a little. A little more of a little song from him.

[Pat Godwin]

I got the sniffles today.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, chick. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And Tom, we have have a special guest. Hasn't been here in a while. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Andy Beningo. Andy looks like he's in the stage play of Animal House portraying Flounder. Yes, Very thin Flounder.

[Chick McGee]

That's his introduction. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like you're a nice guy. You got a sweater on, a nice collar.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not that nice, though. Tom, believe it or not, I was actually the car behind Christie this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or not. You're a tailgater, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good to see you guys. Yeah, thanks for having me on this morning. Always, always fun hanging out.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were talking about walk up music. The. The idea here would be.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Tom's walk up music when he goes to his car in a crowded parking lot. As he's getting closer. You know, some cars unlock as you. Well, the. Tom's dream is to have walk up music. And this is Tom, Here he comes. He sees his car, starts to smile. Tom says this. Holy.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What? No, Christy, your walk up music is.

[Kristi Lee]

Is Highway Star by Deep Purple. I don't think we played it did. Oh, yeah, yeah, we played it. Yeah, we played it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would be great. I. I was thinking perhaps for you, Andy, since you're such a nice guy. Yeah. This, you'd walk up to your car. The idea is your car, when you get near it, it automatically plays it and loud. Like you've got an outdoor piece on. I think this would be your walk up music. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It works for him for sure. That's sweet, Andy.

[Kristi Lee]

You're always happy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Puts everybody in a good mood, right? That's what I'm here for.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I'm to trying.

[Pat Godwin]

Trying to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's sweet. All right, enough. Okay. Sorry. I got too many guys singing there.

[Kristi Lee]

You got it too loud?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mine is a little more rock and roll. Yeah. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's not it. I want.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's it. Nice shooting test.

[Tom Griswold]

This is it. There we go.

[Al Jackson]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Andy, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't actually, of Course not. No one does.

[Kristi Lee]

No one does.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Wagner, Steve Hunter. Rock and Roll Animal. Lou Reed live. The Academy of Music, New York City. Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

I was there. I was there. That's easy to say now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great stuff. Were you really there? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And will you tell me the truth? When they recorded this, you were there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Went to that show. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

And positive.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I'm going to believe you. I'm going to choose to believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Louis Read at Lincoln center on the Taking the Walk in the Wild side tour. That was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Stay for the whole show.

[Kristi Lee]

Didn't fall asleep or not.

[Chick McGee]

Did you at any point say get on with it. Ever say that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It was fun. It was. It was a great show.

[Chick McGee]

Now. All right, wait a minute. Did you take a date? Coed skirt abroad? Do you have a little arm candy

[Pat Godwin]

you have a dame with with you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm. Let them keep going. I'm. They're going to run out of these fairly soon.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody that won't hassle you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there was one of my buddies I think actually went with me. He had a good time.

[Chick McGee]

If you want to go that way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's opening act was hall and Oates.

[Chick McGee]

Love is Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Daryl hall and John Oats. Great stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, Daryl. Okay. I thought it was different.

[Tom Griswold]

Hol. Which hall?

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever listen to your. It's that time of year again. March Madness. One of the top two days in the sports calendar each and every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Millions of Americans locked in on the annual NCAA men's basketball tournament. That could mean a dip in productivity.

[Tom Griswold]

This is such BS.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I'm not paying attention. I'm filling out my bracket.

[Chick McGee]

See, she's costing you money right now, Tom.

[Kristi Lee]

See, I have half of it done.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Kristi Lee]

West done. Now I'm moving on to the east.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, and we're going to. Yeah, hurry up because we'll.

[Kristi Lee]

Duke or Sienna. Which has the better uniform?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Duke Classic. Blue and white. Sienna, I think is an off. Off brown. Almost a yellow Sienna.

[Tom Griswold]

That a perfume.

[Chick McGee]

According to Challenger Gray and Christmas. This is brand new data in this year, Tom. The report estimates American employers will lose out on more than than $12 billion during the tournament due to a slide in productivity thanks to some 26% that are expected to call off work to watch games or spend 382.5 minutes 6.4 hours on March Madness related activities at work. So even when they're at work, you're not getting the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they Understand camaraderie out of your employees having a little fun at the office.

[Chick McGee]

Ho, ho, ho. Did you just ask us?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If we understand camaraderie. We're not allowed to look you in the eye in the hallway. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

We should explain to the audience. This for you guys is piece work.

[Chick McGee]

I'm paid for.

[Tom Griswold]

Per.

[Kristi Lee]

Per word.

[Tom Griswold]

Per word.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I'm always hoping. Sports is over.

[Chick McGee]

More than 67 million adults are expected to wager on the NCAA tournament games. Millions more entering bracket pools play fantasy basketball and engage in other types of gambling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's going to be huge. Especially at American high school.

[Chick McGee]

Only going to get bigger and bigger today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does it have the number on how much toner they go through on the copiers making these printing the brackets out?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I printed mine black and white so I didn't hit the color one. Yeah, I saved us some money.

[Chick McGee]

I, I printed it out at home yesterday. And the only thing that comes off over in color is the little logo at the bottom.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Says like CBS sp sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good luck to you. Don't forget we have our bracketology mayhem contest up and running courtesy of orange insoles.

[Chick McGee]

It, it's, it is mayhem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And just go to bobatom.com get that done, please get it in before noon if you can. It'd be very important or it won't count.

[Chick McGee]

And this is coming up. Okay, listen to me. Stupid world record. Here we go. And we need to some decorum, okay? I don't want anybody laughing until you're supposed to laugh. All right? Okay. Are you listening? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems fair.

[Chick McGee]

A woman from Scotland has become the smallest person to row a boat across the Atlantic. That was Christie. Christie. Smallest person to row a boat boat across the Atlantic Ocean alone. How small is she measuring? Just five feet tall. Yeah, at Christie's height.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Millie Abrams accomplice accomplished this road from the Canary Islands to Antigua as part of the world's toughest row race hosted of course by Scooby Doo road running. The 50 year old mother and knitting entrepreneur.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it says.

[Chick McGee]

I, I checked that took her 46 days, 11 hours, 44 minutes.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, she has strong fingers.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't you have to be have somewhat reasonably long.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, you keep your arms stroke is a lot shorter.

[Chick McGee]

I would think your stroke's shorter time you ever shorten up your stroke so

[Kristi Lee]

it's gotta take you twice as long.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does it still work with Andy?

[Kristi Lee]

No complaints.

[Chick McGee]

The Ohio players told us to tighten up that stroke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this has got to be incredibly

[Chick McGee]

difficult and so boring at 5ft tall.

[Kristi Lee]

Could be relaxing.

[Chick McGee]

And to be out there kidding out

[Kristi Lee]

there by yourself just 46 days.

[Tom Griswold]

46 days in a row. You'd be losing your. I'd be. I'd be talking to a cheeseburger.

[Kristi Lee]

You'd be lost. You'd be like going in circles. Wouldn't know where you were.

[Chick McGee]

Is she like on the road? Rowboat for the duration. Right. She's got food and stuff on there.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't get off at night and go.

[Kristi Lee]

People aren't following hers.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be a support, though.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. I'm sure there's a.

[Chick McGee]

If it's a race and a lot of ladders.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Five feet tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, do we have a picture of her? Well, there she is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh. Well, that's not like a rowboat. That's a ship.

[Chick McGee]

That's nicer than any boat I've ever been a part of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's amazing. There's a guy water skiing in back on.

[Chick McGee]

Pat's got this. That's a space boat. That's exactly what that is. What? That.

[Kristi Lee]

What are those on, like a rolling contraption?

[Chick McGee]

Are those speakers there in the. Got speakers?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so.

[Kristi Lee]

What would your Rowan music be?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think. I think all short people play the Highway Star song by Deep Purple. There you go.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that'd make you row faster.

[Tom Griswold]

When did she start stroking?

[Chick McGee]

Right about here. I think everyone. There's that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the first stroke.

[Chick McGee]

There's that organ. They just got it brand new. They had to put it up front. Here it comes. Oh, space sound. It's great stuff. Only eight more minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we gonna listen to the whole thing? What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell. Okay. He's singing or not so far.

[Tom Griswold]

He got me pumped up.

[Chick McGee]

I want to go row a boat now. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Do something.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds awesome. Stupid World Record, Part 2. You guys can laugh anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Teenage engineering prodigy from Illinois has broken the Guinness world record for the tallest toothpick sculpture. This guy Eric Cl Constructed, not had a date. The and is probably listening to the toothpick replica of the eiffel Tower. Measuring 17ft. Eric said of the challenge, it was just really fun. I got to build something that was super, super tall and super, super strong. Spoken like an average 17 year old. There he is.

[Jeff Oskay]

My son made a leaning tower pizza out of pizza. That's pretty good, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A leaning tower of pizza.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He didn't earn anything, so.

[Chick McGee]

Leaning tower of pizza. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. Look at this thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Three times as tall. Wow. Made of toothpicks.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't even get my kid to go in the backyard.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

and he actually built it. It's not virtual where you look at it on a screen. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is awesome, nerd.

[Kristi Lee]

Imagine you use those frilly ones.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, with the frills on them. So it would look. They'd get some that would make it look.

[Tom Griswold]

The toothpicks that you get on a hamburger. The little ribbon on them.

[Pat Godwin]

Sandwich. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The cellophane on the end.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you gotta hand it to the kid. He's very skinny. And think about all the sandwiches he had to eat to collect those.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Chick McGee]

Like 3,000.

[Kristi Lee]

Way to go, Eric.

[Chick McGee]

That is kind of cool, but don't you just want to get a basketball and accidentally throw it at it and crush it? Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Do you think you'll keep that forever? What do you do?

[Chick McGee]

I'm the only one. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume a match.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you want to burn it? You want to burn it down?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be the coolest thing to do at night. Set the thing on fire, have an Eiffel Tower burning, coat it with some flammable liquid. It'd be gorgeous. Okay, briefly, what else would you do with it? You know what? What?

[Chick McGee]

You're a fire bug. How do we not notice this before? You like to set things on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That'd be what I do with it? Yeah, absolutely.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

17 foot flames. It'd be great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't you set a garage on fire that I.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it was put out before it did any damage.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I was a kid at the time, fascinated by that sort of thing, but that way, no. Oh, look at the time. We got to take a break here.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I will remind you that next week we're gonna be having a great time courtesy of Lee's famous recipe chicken, because we're gonna be in Kentucky for major league opening day. Hope you can. Hope you can join us for that big event. We'll give you some details on it. We'll have a special charity T shirt we're selling. We're actually selling that right now on our website. So go to bobandtom.com, find out about that. Right now, I wanna ask you about your credit card. You get the bill and you look at it and go, whoa, how did I get this much money? I owe them and they're charging me 20% interest. This is insane. More than 20 in many cases. This is where you might want to look at your house. If you're a homeowner, the value of your house has almost undoubtedly gone up significantly in the last few years. That's what's happening to the average house in this country. So perhaps you could take advantage of all that equity in your house house and refi, as they say. And that's what American Financing is all about. They've got a variety of solutions to a variety of challenges you may be having paying that huge interest rate on those credit card bills. So take advantage of what's happened to the housing market by talking to the folks at American Financing. They got a bunch of different programs going on right now. They sent me some numbers. They have some great mortgage rates and an average savings of about $800 a month. Month. So find out what they're doing. Find out what you could be doing by visiting American financing.net Bob and Tom tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. But the idea is to take advantage of this giant rise in the value of property. So if you're a homeowner, you can get the huge interest rate off your back. Don't be paying that special rate you have to pay when you have a huge debt to a credit card company. American Financing Debt NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email bobandtombobandtom.com tired of partisan noise? America's more divided than ever. But independent Americans is adding light. All that heat.

[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello, Chick Biggie.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay. Yes. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Shoot of the week coming right up. And here's Tom with our special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Andy Beningo has joined us in the studio. Andy looks like the guy that works in the mail room at your office.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've got that face. I just got that face where it's like, you work here.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Seem nice.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Now I'm trying to remember. Are you married?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm married.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Married, two kids. So sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't marry the kids.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be. That'd be weird.

[Chick McGee]

It did sound like married.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Two kids. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Space Duke.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Little space there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's good. How. How are they? What kind are they and how old are they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My daughter is already 12, which is crazy. I can't even believe it, because I feel like when I first came on the show, she was just born and everything, but she's still kind of a quirky kid. Like, it's cute. She told me a couple of weeks ago, she goes, dad, when I grow up, I only want to do three things. I only want to do three things when I grow up. I want to marry a frog, wear overalls, and travel the world. That's it. Marry a frog, wear overalls, travel the world. And I'm like, we're gonna save so much money on college. This is awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this is crazy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was doing some shows in New York City a couple of weeks ago, and I'm cutting through the airport, right? And there's thousands of people at jfk. And I look up and I see this girl. She's maybe 24, little blonde, wearing overalls and a shirt that says, just a girl that loves frogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

I go up there, I'm like, are

[Pat Godwin]

you from the future?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sweet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then I asked her, I go, what's your name?

[Chick McGee]

I go.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because I think it's my daughter, Lauren. And it turns out her name was Susan. And she called security, so it was very uncomfortable. I almost got tasered. It was pretty awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the other kid? Is it a boy?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a boy, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My son Joey. And he's cute. He's kind of a. He's gonna be 10 in, like, two weeks already. And he's. He's kind of a tough little guy. Plays Xbox a lot. He flips out over the Xbox. Like, you gotta get off the Xbox. Xbox. He's like why, why can't I play Xbox? I'm like, because I want to play Xbox. I got the new Indiana Jones game. I gotta beat this right now, you know?

[Chick McGee]

So there's a line. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I want to squeeze in a little bit of something for you to learn here. A little bit of history. Okay, it's that time. Let's try this out, see how you.

[Chick McGee]

We are gonna have the shoot of the week brought to you by orangeinsouls.com coming up. And also Christie bracket reveal. She's filled out a bracket now.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I think that this might be a question. I doubt if our guest, Mr. Andy Beninga will know the answer to this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what are you basing that on? He could be a history major in my three different universities.

[Tom Griswold]

Because this is a sphere. I doubt if he's very conversant with. If that's a mixed metaphor. All right, let's see. Harry Reams died.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll stop right there. I'm out.

[Al Jackson]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, you know, I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry, Harry Re died on this date back in 2013 with a smile on his face. Harry Reams was a gay porto actor.

[Chick McGee]

He started necessarily.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in, he was in Deep Throat.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Deep Throat.

[Chick McGee]

He was the doctor in Deep Throat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I had, I didn't know who he was. I just based on his name I thought he was a porno actor.

[Kristi Lee]

He was a porno actor.

[Jeff Oskay]

I, well that takes.

[Kristi Lee]

Although it's hard to necessarily gay.

[Tom Griswold]

Although it's my understanding that toward the end of his life. How do I word this delicately. He was making instead of hardcore porn it was more semi softcore porn. I think it was the pre Viagra era, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Same reason you don't see 50 year old pitchers in the major league. They lose their fastball. Come on.

[Kristi Lee]

Does it lose its rigidity?

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll get this one and what do you think?

[Chick McGee]

It's that way forever. Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1917 on this date, the Supreme Court upheld a law that said railroad employees could only work eight hours a day. I didn't know that one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know that one. I'm a big railroad guy.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to stop singing the song all the live long day.

[Chick McGee]

I've been working on the railroad statute or eight hours.

[Tom Griswold]

This one born in 1848. Wyatt Earp. Yeah. Interesting combination. The coolest first name Wyatt and kind of a douchey last name Herb. Herb, right.

[Chick McGee]

You know his brothers Morgan, Virgil. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tombstone. You ever watch Tombstone Any of those?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kurt Russell.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Corral movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Kurt Russell named his son Wyatt after Wyatt Earp before he played Wyatt Earp in Tombstone. Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

That cool?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's funny. What else you got that's cool over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know. This one. Mobs mabley, born in 1890.

[Chick McGee]

Mom's Mabley. Did you say Mom?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Mom's Mapley. Who's Mom's Mabley?

[Pat Godwin]

She's a comedian.

[Chick McGee]

She's a very old. A black lady who did stand up guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of racy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of filthy really. Oh yeah. She took her teeth out I think when she performed. Had a wild looking face.

[Tom Griswold]

During the show or after?

[Chick McGee]

Well, when she was on stage, we

[Kristi Lee]

don't know what she did in her own time.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. On stage she did not have her teeth and I can tell you that now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday. Oop, wait a minute. Happy birthday to. Sorry, I just, just skipped here. Oh, this is exciting. Percival Lowell, on This date in 1915, photography Planet X for the first time.

[Kristi Lee]

What's Planet X?

[Chick McGee]

Is that like a B movie?

[Tom Griswold]

It turned out to be Pluto.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay. Percival Lowell. Yeah, that was my grandpa's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Lowell and I understand that it, it's no longer a planet. Right? Didn't they demote it?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Pluto get. I think Elon Musk bought it and changed it to a regular planet.

[Kristi Lee]

What's the definition of a planet then?

[Tom Griswold]

It's complicated. Pluto takes 248 years to orbit the sun. That's how far away it is.

[Chick McGee]

You only get one trip around the sun. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It hasn't completed its trip since it was discovered by the aforementioned Percival Lowell.

[Chick McGee]

That explains why we don't have a mission to Pluto.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, long haul.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Andy Reid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Chiefs.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Taylor Swift's soon to be father in law. Is that how that works?

[Chick McGee]

He's not Patrick Mahone or the Taylor. Who is it?

[Kristi Lee]

Travis Kelsey?

[Chick McGee]

Travis Kelsey's dad? No, just his head coach.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that, is the fat head coach dying out?

[Chick McGee]

Somewhat.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean you've got Andy Reid and

[Chick McGee]

you got Mike McCarthy. That's about it.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of these guys are super fit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, you've got all the young guys now coming in. You're Sean McVeigh, your Matt LaFleur.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but yes, Sean McVeigh. Looks like he's ripped.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they spend part of their time lifting weights with the boys?

[Chick McGee]

I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's how they bond.

[Kristi Lee]

So I certainly have access to a nice weight room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy has a nice stash.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mustache.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Walrusy.

[Chick McGee]

It is. Walrus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The first Academy Awards were televised on this date in 1953. The red carpet was back then. Ozzy Osbourne allegedly bit the head off a bat. Bat in Des Moines on this date in 1982. Was that really a thing?

[Chick McGee]

Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he really bite the head off of.

[Chick McGee]

No one knows.

[Tom Griswold]

No one knows. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

There. Did he have to get rabies shots?

[Kristi Lee]

Could have been a stuffed bat. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn Close could have been an overdone crawler. You don't know

[Tom Griswold]

that.

[Chick McGee]

Could have been anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Glenn Close, whose husband, by the way, also named Glenn Close.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way Glenn Close was born a girl. Right? Come on. Woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Ruth Pointer of the. Of the Pointer Sisters.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of dog you supposed to have?

[Chick McGee]

There it is. Hey, guess what's coming up. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna have shoot of the week with March Madness. All right. Or Mayhem or bracketology or whatever Tom calls it.

[Tom Griswold]

And comedian Al Jackson joining us with comedian Andy Beningo.

[Chick McGee]

And Christie's bracket reveal. Oh, all right. Want to copy hers down?

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight, Andy Beningo's at the Rockford Theater in Rockford, Illinois. And I'll also remind you, get your bracket in. Go to bobandtom.com while you're there. Check out the cool shirts we've got. Little charity thing we're doing for next week. They're really nice. Nice little tribute to a certain spot with a certain latitude and longitude. Look very carefully. See if you can figure it out. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the News Daily desk.

[Kristi Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin is here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Adventures with Pat in his gym coming up. There's Jeff Osk. There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And we have a couple guests on

[Tom Griswold]

joining us in the studio. He's a handsome man. Looks like he works in the mail room at your office. Wait, doesn't that guy work here? It's Andy Boningo. He could be.

[Chick McGee]

If you ever need a photo of Joe Six Pack, they should use Andy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, yes. I'm the epitome of fitness, my friends.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but you look like. You look like you're an accountant.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can I pull off an accountant?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Joe next door.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you have that skill set, but you look like you could be one. Now. Next we have a guy that looks like he. Oh, just missed. Just missed the role of.

[Chick McGee]

No, he just walked out of Russell Simmons closet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my God. Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it's comedian Al Jackson. That's a lot of purple. Al, what's going on? Who are you rooting for there today?

[Al Jackson]

You know, I, I, it's hard for me to. Obviously, opening day is coming, so that is my, that is my girl's Christmas, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah all wrapped into one that she's works, obviously, in baseball, but that is, I mean, somebody that loves the game of baseball. So she's excited. So I, I'm getting ready already. So I'm rocking the old school Colorado. Colorado Rockies hat. One of the originals that when they came out in the 90s because it's

[Tom Griswold]

kind of violet purplish, I thought maybe you were rooting for the Evansville Purple Aces. For a second there, I couldn't see the, the logo on there.

[Al Jackson]

And I'm also down for a little. This what a crazy baseball fan is. Obviously, we go to spring training now, and I realize I like watching baseball in smaller stadiums, so, like, I would be down for a little minor league baseball. I like when, like, you can hear everything. I don't know. I'm just a little busy body. So I want to hear, like, if the coach is yelling at somebody, I want to hear, I want to hear all the little details.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were getting into an argument earlier this morning, as we oft do about food at baseball games. I say hot dogs. You know, they're, they're portable, they're relatively neat. And Chick had this list of all kinds of weird, weird burritos and tacos. And I don't want to get, as I said, spaghetti and meatballs in a helmet and. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

And they have hot dogs, but the hot dogs are wrapped in cotton candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One of them had an actual ship.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

About the size, bigger than a football.

[Chick McGee]

It had a cup holder, the Mariners.

[Tom Griswold]

And then in the back was dipping sauce for whatever those were. Shrimp or French fries. They were nuggets. Okay, well, that's semi acceptable.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are your thoughts?

[Al Jackson]

My thoughts are this, Tom, and it's really applicable to an outdoor music festival or anything that's got a Lot of great food and lots of people moving around. And all the townspeople get really excited. My question is always, what is the pooping situation? And that means, where is the bathroom and how private is it gonna be? And if you get a 19 inch chili dog with dipping sauces and, you know, a little bit of relish on there, what's going on at the top of the third inning?

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you going?

[Al Jackson]

Where are you going? Are you gonna go to the stall that has no door on it? You're gonna head on in there.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think there should be federal legislation requiring arenas, stadiums, and theaters to have a significantly larger. Larger set of bathrooms for the ladies.

[Kristi Lee]

They've started doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a place here in town.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's impossible for a woman to go to the bathroom during the intermission of a play because there are. And the bathroom is, incredibly enough located in this dungeon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ladies also need to hurry it up a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're blaming the women and cut down marble steps.

[Kristi Lee]

Don't help.

[Chick McGee]

Cut down the chat and the grab ass on the women.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I mean, there has be to. There has to be a set of statistics that could tell us just from an architectural standpoint and a number standpoint, that we need more thrones for the ladies. So it would be a little more fair.

[Kristi Lee]

Absolutely.

[Al Jackson]

I've talked to a number of women, and Christy, I need you to confirm or deny, no pressure with what I'm about to say. Most women that you will talk to, women that you respect and admire, will tell you at some point the women's line was so long that they went into the men's battle.

[Kristi Lee]

Absolutely. Absolutely. I've done that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

A lot. And I'm not ashamed of it. I don't. I don't care. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't guys go in the women's.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't care. You can come in the women.

[Tom Griswold]

Too many people in there.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, you've never.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

They're sitting around, Jeff. They're playing cards.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They got. They got couches. Couches and stuff in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

They do have couches. They have planters of flowers.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Godwin, you have a Toppas bar. Unbelievable.

[Kristi Lee]

There was a place here that had an actual bar inside the ladies room, and it had a male bartender.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. And doors that went all the way to the bottom, if you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Patrick, you like Mr. Godwin. You, I often see coming out of the ladies room here early in the morning. What's that all about?

[Pat Godwin]

The ladies room? No, that was A. That was a while back. I have a new system.

[Kristi Lee]

What's your new system?

[Pat Godwin]

That's that bathroom way way back after my arrest.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

The way way back?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you go in the ladies room there, just for the thrill?

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies room there? There's only one men's room there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, you're talking back in the engineering.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, the old man.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Pat was telling us something. I didn't hear about this, Al. I have no idea what happened. I walked to the room. You guys were. What. What happened to you, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

You know the gym, right by the sauna? At the gym you used to go to? There is a shower where you have to shower after coming out of the public.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a public shower right there.

[Pat Godwin]

And then you go into the pool or the hot dog tub. But yesterday I was. I'm getting a cold. I'm kind of out of it. I used this on and I came out and I absentmindedly almost took my pants all the way off. At the public shower, which you know is open. There's no curtain there. You have it halfway down, close to my wean. I am close. I am, like, sporting some puke. No one saw it, thankfully.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know? I mean, that. That's. The pool's right there. There are dozens of people. I know exactly where you went to the crowd.

[Chick McGee]

Did you notice anybody? Anything? Oh, man. So close to seeing Pat full frontal.

[Kristi Lee]

You take a shower before you go in the sauna after.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got a. It's. There's not like. It's not even in a booth. You just walk right up and it's. Before you get in the pool, you're supposed to get in the shower.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Almost had my pants off.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done just the opposite. I.

[Pat Godwin]

The other day, walked in.

[Tom Griswold]

N. No, I. I was.

[Chick McGee]

Walked into a sauna. With your coat. Coat and tie on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I.

[Chick McGee]

That makes total sense if you did.

[Tom Griswold]

At the other gym. I started to put my shoes on. I had one of my shoes on. And then I realized I failed to put my pants on. So then I realized. Wait a second. Did this in the wrong order.

[Chick McGee]

Why did you tell me that? Now I have a picture of you and no pants walking around in your shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Al Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Is our guest bird about out of water? Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

So Al will have to come out to. To Denver to see a ball game with your lady. Can she get us some good seats?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, she can get you great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. Not a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Al, real quick, we got a couple things I want to do. We've been talking about walk up music and I want to do a thing with my car. I think it's actually possible as I approach my car, it would automatically start playing my walk up music and we're debating what that's going to be. But if you had that on your car, what would your walk up music be? Do you have any thoughts on this?

[Al Jackson]

Just off the top of my head, I would probably go with strawberry letter 23 by brothers Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Al Jackson]

I. Especially if you're gonna, if you're gonna do this, if you're gonna have walk up music to your car, if you're gonna care that much, which you absolutely should, I would have it set for. You should have a weekday music to get you in that right mindset. See, strawberry letter 23, that's a Saturday. Take the car out early, like 9am yeah, drop the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it is.

[Al Jackson]

You're almost retired. You got plenty of money. You got, you know, and the song, you know, the song can play. You did your life right, and now you're about to show everybody in the neighborhood how well you've done. Your car is clean, you're doing better than them and they know it. So you hit the road about 9:30am you cruise around, you flirt with the barista at Starbucks and you say, yeah, baby, this is what success looks like.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go to the drive thru, do you crank it up?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, well, I keep it low because I want to be able to communicate. But also she'll probably be younger and she'll be like, what's that song? And see, now I'm spoken for. But if you're not single, if you're single and you want to start a little conversation, that's a song that like a 27 year old's never heard before. So you go, oh, let me tell you about the Brothers Johnson. Maybe I'll tell you after work. And she's like, all right, well, that's

[Chick McGee]

a nice bus stop.

[Kristi Lee]

That is a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought about that. That's interesting. Interesting.

[Kristi Lee]

That is a great.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy. When you go to a drive through, do you turn down what you're listening to to communicate or do you.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I usually hit the mute button.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

The mute button on your steering?

[Tom Griswold]

I think Al has a thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Sure. You have one of those, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. The boy, you.

[Chick McGee]

You really don't, do you? You have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you want on the steering wheel? It's only a foot away. I can reach over there.

[Kristi Lee]

You can Change. You can just raise your volume on the steering wheel.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessary.

[Kristi Lee]

Never have to reach over and perfect

[Tom Griswold]

your little rich Tom.

[Al Jackson]

It's not about being necessary. It's just there. And you can just access technology. You don't have to feel bad about it, man. You've earned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's the phrase in engineering. We could do this. But should we? I think that's, that's the thing. I mean, do we need all this crap?

[Chick McGee]

What are you, Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing over there?

[Al Jackson]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where that comes from?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Al, we have time for you to teach me one word I should explain to Andy. Beningo. You can, you can understand. Imagine my level of hypnis is about equal to yours, which is zero.

[Kristi Lee]

All right, we are assuming a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Whereas Al, he got it right. Al can dress like that guy. What's his name? Jamal. What's his name?

[Kristi Lee]

The Jamal.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy that dresses weird in the sitcom?

[Pat Godwin]

You mean

[Kristi Lee]

Urkel?

[Tom Griswold]

Jaleel. Yeah, Al's kind of dressed like Urkel, but he can pull it off. He's a cool looking dude.

[Al Jackson]

Did Jaleel White wear a track tracksuits?

[Kristi Lee]

No, you don't look anything like him.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't listen with those glasses and that weird hat. Ok, but he can pull it off. I can't. Al, give me a word to learn.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, this is a little bit of a trick question and you'll. You'll see why in a second. Tom, we've talked about the word glaze and we know what that means. Can you tell us really quickly what glazes or to glaze somebody?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that to. Is that to talk them up and, and make them like the delight of a glazed donut? For example, if, if I were to say, I'll tell you what, Andy Boningo is in here and this guy, he's got it. He. He's got this incredible wife. His kids are both apparently on their way to an Ivy League college. The guy's totally together. I'd be glazing him up. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, absolutely. Knock that out of the park. So, Tom, with that in mind, tell the people, what's the difference between a glaze and a glizzy?

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know this.

[Al Jackson]

You know this.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a callback to a previous thing from the ballpark that you love so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. I do know this. This is some kind of weird hot dog thing, isn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. Is this a Chicago thing? Maybe.

[Al Jackson]

No, no, they, you know, they're. I. I think it's just a general term. It's like a kind of a newer term for maybe a little bit leveling up of said hot dog. And it's really. I think it's more. It's kind of like universal now.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's one of those words that I think most people should know and like, look, you knocked both those out of the park. I am impressed.

[Tom Griswold]

So is a glizzy just a traditional hot dog?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like, I'm gonna grab a couple of glizzies with my boys and we're gonna have some beers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I'd have. No, I'd forgotten what that would.

[Al Jackson]

Jeff, would you use that in like regular conversation? I think, I think I'm a 52

[Jeff Oskay]

year old man, but my 19 year old son. All day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Kristi Lee]

Why was.

[Jeff Oskay]

What they. He came home from a dance one night and I go, I was the dance. He goes, it was awesome. I just handed out glizzies all day night. And I go, that sounds wrong. And I go, what is that? He goes, no, they had free hot dogs, so I was just going around throwing glizz.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Isn't that. Isn't glizzy a hip hop term for a gun? Isn't that.

[Al Jackson]

No. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't a Glock a glizzy?

[Kristi Lee]

Could we not maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Hold up, Is your Narc Monthly? I think.

[Al Jackson]

Are you thinking of a blicky? Thinking of a blicky?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not up on my. On my. Well, then why hip hop weaponry?

[Chick McGee]

Why would you guess out loud? I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll look that. Al, are you on the road this week?

[Al Jackson]

I have a couple gigs coming up. I will be. I have a gig in Idaho on the 28th this month and then I will be in Austin, Texas. Texas next month on the 10th and the. The 11th. So come on out if you're in Texas or Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in Idaho.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boise.

[Chick McGee]

Boise.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Du Bois is back in town for your ass. Okay, thank you.

[Al Jackson]

There we go. And then get a glizzy.

[Kristi Lee]

We love you.

[Pat Godwin]

Al.

[Kristi Lee]

Is the best every week.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, I love you. Good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

We got.

[Jeff Oskay]

We got a buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to come out to a game. Ballpark. Thanks very much. Al Jackson, comedian. We'd now turn to Christy Lee, lady driver.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes. And right now it's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Getaway with a deal. So right it almost feels wrong. You can find a wonderful deal on the suv, like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid or the Tucson or of course, I talk about it all the time. My favorite automobile, the Tucson hybrid. Hybrid. I'm two and a half years in and you're gonna. I'm not gonna get rid of it ever. And don't send me any more letters, Drew. I'm not selling you my car back. I got another one in the mail.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the deal with that anyway?

[Kristi Lee]

Bold and stylish Elantra, and then of course, the all electric Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com thanks very much, Chris D. Le.

[Tom Griswold]

We're hanging out with comedian Andy Beningo, and we have some cool stuff coming up in the world of news, including for Chick McGee, a list of the most popular dog breeds. And I dispute both of them, both these lists. But there's a nice letter that someone wrote about one of these that I discovered that you're gonna like because I think it might be really hitting your sweet spot when it comes to great dogs. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Cruise Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Kristi Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orange insouls.com sports desk. Tom, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of embarrassing. Our our guest is Andy Beningo, comedian. He had to hear about Pat Goddard almost taking his pants off.

[Pat Godwin]

Apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy at the gym, forgetting that he was in the public. Sharp shower right by the pool there.

[Kristi Lee]

The way Pat asked that, though, to us off air. So hasn't this happened to all of you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because you ever accidentally take your pants off?

[Al Jackson]

Almost.

[Chick McGee]

It's the most like, it was like

[Kristi Lee]

the most natural thing in the world.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a choice I make every day. I go, I'm keeping these on, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to.

[Chick McGee]

It's the most Tom comment you can make without being Tom. That's what Pat said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are we gonna do the shoe in right now?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. Because I, I, yeah, I hear the music. That's College basketball music.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Here they come. March Madness begins today. Where would you rather be than right here, right now?

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. That's it, Baby Jesus Jones.

[Kristi Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Right here, right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Ohio State and TCU Getting Together, 12, 15. That was on CBS. I. I have to take the Buckeyes because I couldn't go back home. Not that there's anything there, but I'll take Ohio state minus the two and a half against TCU. Let's see. And then you've got the Billikens, St. Louis and Georgia. That's tonight at 9:45. Also on CBS. I will take St. Louis plus the three. How about that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Is a Billiken a bird?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna know. It's like an imp. It's like a little round character with a pointy nose. If you look up Billiken, it's a. It's a cartoon type thing. I. I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was a critter.

[Chick McGee]

No, not. Not an animal of any. I think it's a fair question. I think it might be make believe. Yes, yes, it was a fair question. Oddly. Michigan State and North Dakota State. Michigan State a third seed. North Dakota a 14 seed. Michigan or North Dakota State getting 16. Whoa, that's not enough. I'm going to take Michigan state minus the 16 and that. That one. And then Duke and Sienna. Duke is who I have winning the tournament at the end. We'll get to Christie's pick here in just a minute. Sienna getting 28.

[Kristi Lee]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Yeah, I think. I think duke wins by 25. I'll take Sienna plus the 28. And now let's go to Christy for her bracket picks. Go ahead. Well, your Final Four, maybe. I guess.

[Kristi Lee]

My Final Four.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

I'm gonna kind of embarrass.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. All right.

[Kristi Lee]

Have Duke playing Illinois of all places.

[Chick McGee]

Illinois, Tough. There's nothing.

[Kristi Lee]

Arizona playing Michigan. And I have Duke in Arizona in the final game and Arizona winning.

[Chick McGee]

That's ironclad.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

That's as good as any of them. Okay. Yeah, we'll see. Today's shoe and basketball picks. Sorry. Today's shoe and basketball picks presented by orangeinsols.com use the promo code Bob and Tom at checkout. Receive $5 off your. Your total order plus free shipping @orange and souls.com. orange and souls.com.

[Tom Griswold]

thank you very much. Get your CBS. Get your picks in before noon, courtesy of Origins. Souls.com. you ever hear this one? Remember this, Christy?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Great drums in this great rhythm, I

[Tom Griswold]

should say, great sound of this guitar pad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here we go.

[Kristi Lee]

Right here, right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this Is a band called Jesus Jones

[Chick McGee]

One Hit Wonder. I think pretty much this is a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Great singer. Because when you said right here, right now, it brought that to mind. Right here, right now, it's Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. Finally.

[Kristi Lee]

We haven't done a news story all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

One that gets Pat to play a song, for God's sake.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know, Pat, what? Did you write a song.

[Pat Godwin]

Song about today, New stories.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think this is fair.

[Kristi Lee]

Did you say new story? None.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I didn't care for the news stories today.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're sitting there with your pants off in the green room.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I can swing.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm at work.

[Chick McGee]

I can see how. How you get all upset about coming in and being on the show.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're under such pressure. I don't know how you do it every day. My God.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I had this meeting with my son last night, so that took up all my.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, was he dressed?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we had a. It went okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, dad, please keep your pants on.

[Pat Godwin]

I do have song if you need me.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, go ahead. You want to play it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's called my son is 15.

[Kristi Lee]

I could you could you could you could.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to do it right now?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. All right.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

My pants on. Let me make sure that my pants are on.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You.

[Kristi Lee]

Your pants are on.

[Pat Godwin]

First we do a song for Andy, though.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. So it's not like a little accident in your pants.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a comedian with a great act and Beningo is his name oh, B E N I n G O B E N I n G O

[Chick McGee]

Everybody B N I N G O

[Pat Godwin]

and bingo is his name Nicest guy

[Kristi Lee]

in showbiz Never heard that before, have you, Andy?

[Jeff Oskay]

First time.

[Chick McGee]

First time.

[Pat Godwin]

My son is 15 doesn't care about highs Gene. Oh, he grunts when he speaks he's moody and mean oh, I remember when he was 10 he was my best friend oh, sweet as he could be then he turned 15 gotta beg him to shower now Put on deodorant and brush his teeth he was he wears shorts to school in the wintertime and crocs no socks on his feet he won't do what I ask Any little household task his hair's the messiest I've ever seen my son is 15 he never leaves his room Always on his devices video games and YouTube are his vices he's up till 3am or online with his friends and if that door ain't locked well, I damn sure Better not. Cause my son is 15. He won't go to the pool now or do anything with me. He just got his learner's permit backed into a tree. His face is always in his phone. What's a daddy to do? Friends tell me I gotta wait till he's nice again. At 22, my son is 15. He may not make it to 16.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Back Godwin.

[Kristi Lee]

Maybe you take his devices away at like 9 o' clock at night.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we did, we did a number of things last night. Okay, I won't go into the details.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see. Now we finally get cuffs always work. We get to the news desk with Christy Lee. What else have you you got over there?

[Kristi Lee]

The American Kennel Club has announced the top dogs for 2025 Australian shepherds.

[Chick McGee]

Number one, right?

[Kristi Lee]

No. Oh, according to the list, which is based on the dogs that are registered with the organization.

[Tom Griswold]

See that's where that, that's what throws this list off. Yeah, cuz who registers their dog?

[Kristi Lee]

Well, if you have a purebred dog,

[Tom Griswold]

which is half, which is nobody.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, and usually the only people that register are those who are A going to show or B they're going to breed them to sell them to some.

[Tom Griswold]

This really has no.

[Chick McGee]

What they do when they, what they do in their private lives after that.

[Kristi Lee]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Kristi Lee]

Number ten is the bulldog. Number nine, the German short haired pointer.

[Chick McGee]

There it is over there, I can see it.

[Kristi Lee]

Number eight, the Rottweiler, the beagle in at number seven. Beagle's just the cutest thing. You don't like a beagle?

[Chick McGee]

Beagles are stupid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really.

[Kristi Lee]

A dog that's not stupid is a poodle that's in at number six, a dachshund. Number five, German shepherd at number four.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, do you notice it says in this list? It's the rest of them. It just says beagle, poodle, Rottweiler. It says German shepherd dog.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I didn't say dog because I thought you put that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, that's in there.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the online thing where it says number of seconds it takes for German shepherd to attack and it's like three seconds. Seconds. A number of seconds it takes a Doberman pincher to attack and it's like two seconds. And then number of seconds it takes for a golden retriever a week to 10 days.

[Kristi Lee]

But I mean number three, why would

[Chick McGee]

they have to popular dog if they're crappy?

[Tom Griswold]

Why would they put dog at the end of German shepherd? Do people actually own German shepherd Herdsman wanted to distinguish between. Oh, my God, the man that I own over there.

[Chick McGee]

That's against the law, Tom.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

In some countries.

[Kristi Lee]

How in the world did this happy story about dogs turns?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't buy this. I don't.

[Kristi Lee]

Number two is a Labrador retriever. And number one again, the French bulldog.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I just don't.

[Kristi Lee]

And I don't get that. It's the fourth year in a row, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they have. Don't the French bulldogs have massive problems with breathing and they have to have all kinds of surgeries.

[Chick McGee]

Every time we talk about that, we get hate mail. So I would not say there's an

[Kristi Lee]

article news about that today.

[Jeff Oskay]

So the pugs didn't even make the list, huh?

[Kristi Lee]

Nope.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what my son wants.

[Tom Griswold]

That little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really? The smashed in face always seem like they're having a hard time breathing. They do that.

[Chick McGee]

That's them. That's a pug.

[Jeff Oskay]

You see those pet, you need a sleep apnea machine.

[Tom Griswold]

I like those dachshunds that have the. The long hair.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like skinny hippies.

[Kristi Lee]

By the way, this marks the first time the dachshunds entered the top five.

[Chick McGee]

The girl in the Dr. Teeth's band on the Muppet Show. The long. Yeah, bad hair.

[Kristi Lee]

A different list from a 2025 study via PET insurance companies.

[Chick McGee]

So I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I figured I wanted to find a list that had like, regular people. That's. Although still, that's the best part about

[Kristi Lee]

this list that Tom gave me. Okay, I want everybody to look at this. 10, 1 through 10. Right, right. There's no number one on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Course not.

[Kristi Lee]

Did you realize that you didn't put the number one dog on here?

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank God you're here to compile this for us.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I.

[Chick McGee]

What would we do without.

[Tom Griswold]

I was cutting and pasting.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you were.

[Kristi Lee]

Number ten is the dachshund on this list. Number nine, the Yorkshire terrier.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what is this list again?

[Kristi Lee]

This is the top pets. Top dogs from 2025 via pet insurance companies. Okay, so they've.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a little more accurate than the one that's just people who show their dogs.

[Kristi Lee]

So number nine is a Yorkshire. Number eight is the Shizu. Number seven, the Golden Doodle. Number six, the French bulldog. Number five, a German Shepherd. Number four, the American pit bull terrier. Number three. Still number three, golden retriever. Number two, Chihuahua. And the number one dog, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Golden retriever.

[Kristi Lee]

Golden retriever's third.

[Chick McGee]

It's there twice.

[Tom Griswold]

I. What I can't, I can't find the list now. Sorry.

[Al Jackson]

Is there twice?

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get back to you on that.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine the suspense? How much brief we'd get. That's a stupid list.

[Kristi Lee]

It has to be a Labrador retriever

[Chick McGee]

and complete the list.

[Kristi Lee]

I would bet money it's a lab.

[Chick McGee]

Just complete the list.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now what's interesting?

[Chick McGee]

You let me do that. We get it right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was reading some of the comments on these lists.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I thought you'd like this one. This lady wrote, my community has a 240 acre open space park.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's huge. Labs, Goldens and Australian Shepherds are the most common breeds that I see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Chick, I thought you'd like that list.

[Chick McGee]

Aussies.

[Tom Griswold]

20 years ago I wouldn't see that many Aussies, she said. But they are very popular now for good reason. They're smart, athletic and typically have good dispositions.

[Chick McGee]

They are so smart and she just wants to be petted.

[Tom Griswold]

And it says be aware. They have an abundance of energy.

[Kristi Lee]

They're a working dog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta, you gotta.

[Chick McGee]

She likes better than she zoom Zumies

[Kristi Lee]

does she heard you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Hears me every morning.

[Kristi Lee]

Does she hurt?

[Chick McGee]

Like I don't know where the back door is, but she makes sure. Let's go. Okay. And she'll nuzzle me with her. With her nose.

[Kristi Lee]

It is a Labrador retriever.

[Tom Griswold]

That's number one. Okay, thank you, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Christy. Found the list. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying at the last minute. I must, I must have cut and paste it.

[Chick McGee]

This is where you mentioned you had a dog issue this morning or. No, I was on fire. Something like that. A kid got out.

[Tom Griswold]

No issues at all. My haste got out digging around trying to find a stupid world record because if I don't have one, he gets all pissed.

[Chick McGee]

When has that ever happened? And I get upset. We didn't have a world record, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Lying is the best defense. Okay, Right now I want to talk to you about one of my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Talk to me, daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

The aura frame.

[Chick McGee]

I love this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, I'm going to tell you about it, okay? Look behind, look behind Mr. Os here. Oh yeah, there's a picture of Christy

[Kristi Lee]

when she was high school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See it? Now that's thing. It's like an old fashioned slideshow. It's a frame, but it doesn't just hold one picture. No, the pictures rotate through it. You can also fill it with videos, unlimited pictures and videos. Now it's switching to another one. There's Pat Gowden with the Elvis haircut. Oh, yeah. That's a good look for you. Is that a mustache?

[Pat Godwin]

Dyed goatee is what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is holy hell. Elvis would see that and go, too black. You put too much dye on that mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's me and Tom and Jess at very nice dinner. Yeah, Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. I'm not sure what it was, but the point is, Andy, champagne out of boots. You could get. You could get one of these for your wife.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And like, when you're on the road, you could send her pictures and she could wake up in the morning and walk out, hey, look, there's Andy. Doing something last night. Wait. You know, it'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

I highly recommend this. It's called the Aura Frame. A U R A. I spell it because you want to go to auraframes.com and it's an easy way to share memories. We're getting a lot of love letters from people who grab these because you can get up in the morning and all of a sudden your mom could go, look, there's. There's my son Andy. Isn't that sweet? And you can. You can load this thing. You don't even have to be near it. You can be in a different country and load pictures onto it. How cool is that? It's the aura frame. And by the way, if you're a Bob and Tom show listener and you let them know, well, you can get 35 bucks knocked off the bestselling Carver Matte. Finish with the code, Tom. And I'll also remind you that the aura frame has been named number one by wirecutter. And they don't like anything. They're so picky. They love the aura frame. So do I. Support the Bob and Tom show by mentioning it when you. When you cash in. It's the [e-mail] a u r a frames dot com. The promo code is Tom. We're coming back with more Christie Lee news and our guest comedian, Andy Bonation. Bingo. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email.

[Tom Griswold]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

The campus.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Osk is here. Yes, there's Ace Cox cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And I need to tell you that Andy Beningo's appearance today on the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. All right. Famous for a reason. Yum, yum. Try their chicken pot pie. Oh, not to be missed.

[Tom Griswold]

Good choice. Elise. Famous Recipe Chicken is sponsoring our special visit to Cincinnati coming up next Thursday. Looking forward to that. By the way, we have some really cool shirts, a little charity thing we're doing if you go to bob and tom.com and they've. The fellows have done a great job redoing both the app and our website as of just a couple days ago. Well worth seeing. Let's talk to. I know, Andy, you were telling me off here you are doing a lot of cruise ships. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have lots of dumb questions.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wi fi. Yes, you said.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, get WI fi. Things are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Can you watch tv?

[Jeff Oskay]

You can watch tv. You can do whatever you want until showtime. Then you have to do the shows. And it's. You're kind of secluded for most of the trip. And, like, I mean, I'm sure other comedians have said this before. There's, like, a lot of pressure as a comedian on cruise ships, right? Because, like, if a show on land doesn't go well, you go, all right, see you later. You're out of there. But you're living with the audience. So if it doesn't go well, you're with the same crowd for, you know, seven days. But it's just funny, the comments that people give you because they give you, like, backhanded compliments, like, this is, like, lady came up to me the last

[Tom Griswold]

time I was on a cruise.

[Jeff Oskay]

She goes, hey, I saw your show on Saturday night. You remind me of Jay Leno.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then she goes, I hate Jay Leno.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know what to say there.

[Jeff Oskay]

So that was pretty brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you pick up, like, network television or is it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, limited. Limited. You get the.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, what do you like to watch?

[Jeff Oskay]

I personally, like, I don't even really watch the TV on there. I like watching, like, history documentaries. I'm like, a history nerd. I was watching this one on a guy named Abraham Lincoln.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So spoiler alerts. I don't want to ruin the documentary if you haven't seen it, but. But he dies at the end.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to ruin it for

[Jeff Oskay]

you, but he was shot by a guy named John Wilkes Booth, which is terrible. And do you guys know what John Wilkes Booth did for a Living actor. He's an actor. He's the most famous B list actor of his generation. Like, how weird would that be today? Like, you get a call from your friend, like, here's the bad news, like, what happened? President got shot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's terrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who did?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a terrorist organization.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was demolition militia. No, it was John Stamos.

[Chick McGee]

Blackie.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Uncle Jesse from Full House.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're gonna kick him out of the Beach Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy Beningo. Andy. By the way, I should point this out. Tonight, Rockford Theater in Rockford, Illinois. Then you've got a couple of other gigs coming up, including the Greenwood Comedy Club on Friday. Then it's going to be the Princeton Theater in Princeton, Houston, March 21st. That's Monday to Saturday on Saturday night.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And then CG's Comedy Club in Bolingbrook, Illinois, March 27th and 28th.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Looking forward to all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always good to see you. If I were casting a movie and I needed a. Needed an accountant not to do the books for the movie, but nobody would want that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nobody would want that at all. Good to see you. Thanks for having me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's always a great pleasure. You're such a nice guy. You always come in here and make us feel like we're all mean. Wait a minute. I guess we are.

[Kristi Lee]

We are mean.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you got a song for us? Okay. Sorry. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning even though we're

[Chick McGee]

not too much to look at.

[Tom Griswold]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. This episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing Company.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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