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Tom Griswold
This episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance.
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
There, hoping it all works out well.
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
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Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
It's the Bob and Tom show.
Tom Griswold
Now you are hovering Next to Crane 2. Now, when you pull the cord, you have. You have two large wires that are attaching you to the main crane here, right? Then you will swing forward several hundred feet and swing back and forth several times.
Chick McGee
Right. And Chick, can you do me a favor? When you pull the rip cord, do not do the famous Butch Cassidy yell, okay? Oh, they are.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. That's the one we don't want you to do on the air.
Chick McGee
Exactly. You know, I think when the commission looks at this, they're going to say, I want to scream that too. You know what Chick looks like? Looks like they're transporting a dolphin, doesn't it? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it does.
Chick McGee
You know, I feel throw water on him. I feel a little top heavy, to be quite honest. I feel like I'm going over. Is that normal or. Bob, you're going to love this. Ready?
Joe Dombrowski
Uhhuh.
Chick McGee
Bugs Bunny. To a Bugs Bunny.
Tom Griswold
Okay, Chick Magee is hovering above the ground.
Chick McGee
How's the view?
Tom Griswold
Can you see your house from up there?
Chick McGee
Yeah, it's right over there.
Tom Griswold
Chick, you're hanging there. Now, do you know where your rip cord is?
Joe Dombrowski
No. Just get me down.
Chick McGee
Just get me down.
Tom Griswold
You're like 150ft off the ground. Now, you may lose your headphones and your glasses and you may lose control of your bowels. I just want you to keep talking because you do have a live mic up there.
Chick McGee
Okay?
Joe Dombrowski
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Well, do you want us to give you a 3, 2, 1, or do you need any encouragement?
Chick McGee
Actually, if someone could come up here and move my right arm for me. That would be really good. You are parallel to the ground.
Tom Griswold
It's like you're flying. Imagine you are going to be flying in a matter of seconds. Reach down, grab the cord and go.
Chick McGee
Okay, here we go. The funniest thing I've ever seen.
Joe Dombrowski
Here we go.
Tom Griswold
Okay, keep talking.
Chick McGee
Oh, yes.
Tom Griswold
Say something else.
Chick McGee
If I could. Oh, Chick McGee superhero. Got to get a little of that Bob and Tom money. I have got to get a little. Maybe an annuity.
Tom Griswold
Maybe.
Chick McGee
I can't take it anymore. I think I just feed my fan.
Tom Griswold
Give me something for.
Chick McGee
Hey, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. We've all got that basketball hangover. Been watching a lot of basketball.
Tom Griswold
Tom, you have my permission to punch anyone in the face that says, how's your bracket?
Chick McGee
Oh, they're all busted down, baby. They're busted in little teeny tiny pieces. It's the Bob at Top Show. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.
Pat Godwin
Hi, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Ace Cosby
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hello.
Chick McGee
Looking all like Denty Moore from the side of the stew can.
Josh Arnold
All stewed up.
Chick McGee
All stewed up. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And here's Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Chick McGee
Hello.
Tom Griswold
Welcome to the. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. Getting organized over here. We. As we continue on now, we have exciting things happening in the world and of course, basketball everywhere.
Chick McGee
Hoops, Hoops, basketball.
Tom Griswold
And we have some stats on bracketology, but there might be one person out there listening. It's possible that picked McNee State is still.
Chick McGee
They already said like 1% of the brackets are still perfect. If that many. Everything's busted to hell, man.
Tom Griswold
But it's fun.
Chick McGee
Sure.
Tom Griswold
All right, well, we'll be talking about that. We have some information about the amount of bedding going on. Now. We have our own little pool here in the building, and ours is more of a randomized situation.
Pat Godwin
Well, you got lucky.
Tom Griswold
I did.
Chick McGee
You're lucky, Tom.
Pat Godwin
You're lucky.
Tom Griswold
I have a one, a two, a four, and an eight.
Chick McGee
Boom.
Tom Griswold
Not too bad.
Chick McGee
I think I have a 13, a 14, a 12, and a 19. And there's not even a 19 seed, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Now, Christy at the gym, are you in the one over there?
Pat Godwin
No.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Because my daughter heart is in it. The first prize is a thousand bucks.
Joe Dombrowski
She.
Tom Griswold
She has a one.
Pat Godwin
Oh, wow.
Tom Griswold
She's extremely excited.
Pat Godwin
You know that.
Tom Griswold
Can you imagine giving a nine year old, $1,000. Yeah, a lot of candy.
Pat Godwin
Now, would you let her have the thousand dollars or would you put it in a savings account or something?
Chick McGee
Well, but if he didn't allow her to have the thousand dollars, he would have to tell her no.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's right. Sorry.
Chick McGee
I don't think that's happened.
Pat Godwin
Good point, Chick.
Chick McGee
So, although I've seen her, I don't think I could say no to her either.
Tom Griswold
Adorable. So we'll see. I'm very excited. And by dollars, of course, I mean jelly beans.
Pat Godwin
Of course you do.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. You have to wonder if the. I guess at the NCAA offices. Probably the only place that doesn't have a pool.
Josh Arnold
I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Pat Godwin
They don't.
Chick McGee
I'm sure they do. And I don't care if they can drive over here. I'm sure they have a pool.
Josh Arnold
They probably.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
How about at those, those Gamblers Anonymous places?
Pat Godwin
No, they don't.
Chick McGee
This has got to be a big time trigger for some people, right? March Madness. Oh, the Super Bowl.
Tom Griswold
I think in general, the fact that in our contemporary culture, if you have a cell phone, you're pretty much. You're carrying around your own casino.
Chick McGee
Do you remember? Because my dad, my whole family loved to play cards when, like when we get together on Thanksgiving or Christmas, we'd all. We'd do the presents or whatever or have the meal, and then at the end we'd clear the table and everybody'd sit around and play poker for dime, quarter, nickel. And people used to hear about a policeman rating card games. And I don't. That probably doesn't happen anymore. I mean, unless it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Josh Arnold
But I don't think it happens, does it not? Families, you would hope.
Pat Godwin
Not on Thanksgiving.
Chick McGee
Well, I mean, that looks like a private game, though.
Josh Arnold
I mean, ye. But if they're private game, like in Rounders, those private games can get busted up.
Chick McGee
Right. Well, Malkovich knew somebody.
Tom Griswold
They can also get.
Josh Arnold
Well, yeah, but the one at the. Well, no, no, those were police.
Chick McGee
Those were police.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
They can also get knocked over, you know, with a. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that happened.
Chick McGee
Sopranos, they wrote, they raided the executive game. That's right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that happened.
Josh Arnold
That is a mistake.
Tom Griswold
About 300 yards from here. Christy knows what I'm talking about. There are interesting games going on everywhere, but we'll. We'll have some discussion about the tactical aspects and some of the numbers in March Madness, and we'll be reviewing that, of course, when we talk about the.
Chick McGee
Sporting scene, the three big time upsets yesterday, I guess depending on who you're a fan of. Number 10 seed Arkansas beat number 7 seed Kansas 79, 72. McNe State beat Clemson 69, 67. We'll have more about McNeese State in a moment. Their manager Amir Khan is going viral. He evidently has a name, image, likeness, deal with three different sponsors. The cheerleaders wear socks with his face on them. He has caught the United States of Internet by storm. And Drake, got to love the Drake. They beat Missouri 67, 57. So there. And Greg Warren is very upset.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
With her. My nieces big time mo taking. Oh, she gonna.
Josh Arnold
She's a graduate. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Nice. Nice.
Tom Griswold
Really, this is all very interesting. We'll review every single game. And of course the first key to.
Chick McGee
When Tom doesn't think something's interesting is he'll say this is all very interesting.
Tom Griswold
This is fun. I'm excited about this. And other sports, other stuff coming up. We have your letters, some very good ones. And apparently driver's education is caught the imagination of America. We have lots of.
Chick McGee
A lot of sports coaches across are teaching drivers that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And they still do. I find that surprising because don't you have to like pay for pretty much anything extracurricular? Because I didn't have to pay for football when I was a kid or the basketball team or the track team.
Pat Godwin
You have to pay for sports.
Chick McGee
Oh, I'm sure you do.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it depends.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Like football for uniform.
Tom Griswold
I'm just surprised that a school can have the insurance to teach drivers that our school doesn't.
Pat Godwin
I know that you have to hire a company to do it.
Tom Griswold
So many of the letters are for people who. And it's often it seems the football.
Chick McGee
Coach, my baseball coach, you know, stuff like that.
Tom Griswold
And again, God bless them if. If you can teach drivers Ed. Good. That's amazing.
Chick McGee
Well, you know, the teachers are in the teacher's lounge. What do you got today, Phil?
Tom Griswold
Driver's ed.
Chick McGee
Those damn kids. I swear to God.
Tom Griswold
Which kid is it? Oh, she's hot.
Pat Godwin
Oh boy.
Tom Griswold
Okay, okay.
Chick McGee
I'm not saying that doesn't go on. And I'm not saying that I'm jealous that you came up with it first.
Ace Cosby
You see, 16 is when you can get your license.
Tom Griswold
Hey look, depends on the state.
Chick McGee
Do you think that's the first thing that some people think?
Tom Griswold
You think the founding fathers would have blinked an eye at a 16 year old wife? The answer is no.
Pat Godwin
Things were a little different.
Tom Griswold
Well, I don't think so. They were way better. I think this part went into that part and that thing over there. And then you know what happens, Josh? Then all of a sudden, baby Jefferson, she's 16.
Chick McGee
Oh, who is this old maid?
Josh Arnold
Get that hag out of here.
Tom Griswold
Did she finish cleaning the kitchen yet?
Josh Arnold
She already has three kids. No, thanks.
Chick McGee
No, thank you.
Tom Griswold
Her chores are over. Lucky we don't have Lucky. Lucky we don't have to pay her.
Chick McGee
Sally, I got a funny joke for you.
Josh Arnold
Come here. A Sally reference.
Chick McGee
Sally Hemi.
Pat Godwin
Are you proud of yourselves?
Tom Griswold
Yes, I think.
Chick McGee
I think. I bet she called him tj.
Josh Arnold
I hope so.
Tom Griswold
Yo, tj you know something? I'll. I'll take. I'll take the under on that bet. Well, now, let's. Let's push forward here. Pat song. Yeah. Did we get any yesterday?
Chick McGee
I don't remember.
Joe Dombrowski
3.
Pat Godwin
We got the corn on the highway or something.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's right. We had one yesterday.
Ace Cosby
No, I did Hyper. I did a delightful original song called Hypochondriac.
Tom Griswold
You know what? That's two songs in three days.
Chick McGee
No, I'd like to hear Hypochondriac again. I like so much.
Pat Godwin
That was very good.
Tom Griswold
I'd have to read you do it this hour.
Pat Godwin
We'll have to wait.
Ace Cosby
I have a new ballad coming up, too that's just gonna knock your socks off. I'm gonna show some true emotion. Okay, let me take a chance.
Tom Griswold
Oh, this is one. Is this one of your love songs?
Ace Cosby
Hopefully it's a.
Chick McGee
It's.
Tom Griswold
It's because I heard. I heard. I looked at your scribbled notes and. Yeah, I think nipple licking is. That's going to be really.
Ace Cosby
No, I said new ballad. Did not. Nipple licking.
Tom Griswold
Sorry.
Chick McGee
Actually, Pat was recording some stuff last night and he doesn't know this, but we recorded it. Oh, good. And here's.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You can't hear the guitar, but.
Ace Cosby
That'S me on Saturday nights.
Chick McGee
Well, now that sound's going to live forever.
Tom Griswold
That I cannot get enough of that. And that, by the way, is a legit contest. The so called diddling.
Chick McGee
They've got to bring it back. They just simply must.
Tom Griswold
And it differs. Not everyone is the same. Some of these guys have a melody. It's good stuff. All right, now I want to talk to you about standing up straight. Right, Josh?
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
We got a little treat from Orange Insoles. Let's just say your bracket is busted. Yeah. Well, we've got a little something for you. Oh. Courtesy of Orange Insoles. Details coming up. If you work on your back, I mean. Oops.
Christy Lee
If you.
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute. Sorry. I meant to say.
Chick McGee
I beg your pardon.
Tom Griswold
If you work on your feet.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, well, that really.
Josh Arnold
The orange mattress pad still under development.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, maybe. Maybe. If you're a street walker, you work on your feet some of the time.
Chick McGee
Street walker.
Tom Griswold
I'd like to. Can we erase this from the orange insoles?
Chick McGee
Hey, Tom, can't you win a TV with orange insoles? Isn' yes, true.
Tom Griswold
You sure can. And I really blew it.
Joe Dombrowski
I'm sorry.
Tom Griswold
Or just.
Josh Arnold
If you work on your knees, go to.
Tom Griswold
Go to bobandom.com contest. You can win a 4K smart TV if your bracket is busted. And again, if someone says, how's your bracket today? Feel free to punch them in the face. All right. You're welcome. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios I met. If you work on your feet. For God's sake. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance.
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
Hoping it all works out well with.
Josh Arnold
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Tom Griswold
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Josh Arnold
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Hello. Hello. Christy and Josh and Ace and Pat. I'm Chick. And time for letters.
Pat Godwin
Letters.
Chick McGee
Letters to Bob and tom@bobandtom.com brought to you by Hyundai.
Pat Godwin
We've got letters.
Chick McGee
The Hyundai getaway sales event is going on now. Get deals so right it almost feels wrong.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Chick McGee
But don't wait. Visit your local Hyundai dealer today. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Hyundai.
Tom Griswold
Now, let's see, we have a number of interesting letters here. There seems to be a theme.
Chick McGee
I got, I've got some letters over here, but they're all pictures of dogs which are fine, but there's not any text to them. So thanks for sending us your pictures. Should we, your dog.
Tom Griswold
I was thinking of the day, should we do dog of the Day?
Chick McGee
We could, we certainly could.
Tom Griswold
Remember the. Oh, boy.
Pat Godwin
You're getting a.
Tom Griswold
Remember the, remember there was a, I.
Chick McGee
Think Mark might be, or Mike might be having a. That was Jason heart attack.
Tom Griswold
And next room was that Jason or.
Chick McGee
Was that Jason or Mark? Both of them.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Because remember, a lot of radio stations had the so called babe of the day. Oh, boy. That may still be a thing. I don't know. We could, we could do the dog of the day.
Chick McGee
Nothing gets him.
Josh Arnold
Click.
Chick McGee
Like babes of the Day.
Tom Griswold
If you really are that desperate, there's a lot of other places. Never mind. This is kind of a nice letter.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
Oh, this is from Fred.
Pat Godwin
Hi, Fred.
Tom Griswold
Avid listener, but he is describes himself. I am a functioning agoraphobic.
Chick McGee
Oh. I'm actually, I'm taking a look at this agoraphobia and initially I kind of like it.
Pat Godwin
Is that where you don't come out of your house?
Ace Cosby
Sweaters, right?
Chick McGee
No, no, no. You can incorporate angora with this.
Tom Griswold
The point is he lives in Toledo.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
He's going to try to come down and see us on Friday. Is that next week?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, a week from today, buddy.
Chick McGee
I'll tell you what, what's this? I tell you what, Fred, if you come to this concert because I'm trying to come to the show, our Radio show. I'm going. I'll. I'll wave to you from the stage.
Pat Godwin
Oh, now, boy, that's an incentive.
Tom Griswold
He goes. It's kind of hard for me to leave the house. Okay, well, hey, Fred, if you can make it, great. If you can't, just listen on the radio. We'll be there for you. Yeah, it's going to be the Glass. What is it? The Glass City Center.
Chick McGee
You are on top of it.
Tom Griswold
You got any letters, Ace?
Chick McGee
I just said I did.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
It's not that you don't have letters. You don't.
Tom Griswold
I got a lot going on over here. We're going to be. We're going to be in Toledo celebrating the famous Mud Hens. And am I correct in saying yes, Christie has a Mud Hens sweatshirt on?
Chick McGee
Well, it's the wrong Friday.
Pat Godwin
I know. I couldn't wait, though. You know, it is. You get something new and you want to wear it.
Chick McGee
Looks nice.
Tom Griswold
Anyways, we'll be there in the. At the Glass City center, special guest Haywood Banks. Haywood is also featured on the poster.
Chick McGee
We get Jamie Farr to come in. You think?
Tom Griswold
I. I don't know where Mr. Farr.
Chick McGee
I believe Jamie's still alive.
Josh Arnold
I think so.
Chick McGee
I think so.
Pat Godwin
He's from Toledo.
Chick McGee
Oh, he's from Toledo. Tony Paco's hot dogs. He wears a Toledo Munheads hat during the match. Tv. You can order, actually, a replica of Jamie Farr's hat.
Tom Griswold
So we hope to see you there. And we have some special T shirts in honor of that event that. And we're going to sell them and give all the money to the Ronald McDonald House. Cincinnati, same deal, except we're going to be there on Thursday. Next Thursday.
Chick McGee
Did you tell them about the poster that Toledo and Cincinnati has that we've been going over with you off the air?
Josh Arnold
He just mentioned. Hey, was it ready?
Ace Cosby
It was right behind you.
Pat Godwin
It's right behind you.
Josh Arnold
No, that says 221.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, no. It's.
Ace Cosby
It's the same.
Tom Griswold
It's on the door. You can't see it. Oh, we've rotated the faces. In fact, yours is a. A little bit different, Josh.
Josh Arnold
Oh, cool.
Tom Griswold
You'll like it. Fair.
Josh Arnold
I'll check it out.
Chick McGee
You're looking the other way. I don't know how they do that now with Photoshop. It must be a really complicated process.
Josh Arnold
Is all the support staff on there?
Tom Griswold
Yes, they are, Ace. God, I don't think I forgot anybody. You whining little.
Chick McGee
Did you underline support like I Wanted you to mentioning support staff. Soon to be off air staff have.
Tom Griswold
You soon to be unemployed.
Chick McGee
Underline that.
Tom Griswold
Okay, let's see now. Let's get to some other.
Chick McGee
Hey, buddy. I got a letter ladder. Hello.
Pat Godwin
Hi.
Chick McGee
I took driver's ed at my high school in Goshen, Indiana in 1982. Our instructor was an elementary teacher, Mr. Hoopengarner. That was his actual name.
Tom Griswold
I wouldn't have read that. Have you read ahead in the letter? So this wouldn't be at all.
Chick McGee
He was kind of a crotchety old man. We had a 1982 Ford Fairmont donated by the local Ford dealer. This car was so cheap.
Ace Cosby
How cheap was it?
Chick McGee
Didn't even have a radio in it. And there were four boys plus the instructor in our car. One of the boys brought along an eight track boom box so we could listen to some tunes. I had an AC DC 8 track tape. We played big balls over and over again. After about three days of this, Mr. Hoopingarner finally says, that's about enough of that. S. And Greg wraps up his letter with what a wonderful time.
Josh Arnold
And we've got the biggest ball balls of them all.
Tom Griswold
I've got big balls.
Chick McGee
He's got big balls.
Pat Godwin
Christy, I have no balls.
Ace Cosby
On the radio.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I've heard it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. This seems to have really taken on. Everyone seems to be so interested in talking about their driver's ed instructor. And again, I applaud driver's ed instructors. That's a tough gig. This is. Comes to us from Engadine, Michigan.
Pat Godwin
Where the hell's that?
Tom Griswold
In the up.
Chick McGee
Everybody knows where that is.
Tom Griswold
Come on.
Chick McGee
First of all, it's in Michigan.
Tom Griswold
Yes, the Upper Peninsula.
Ace Cosby
You have to go over the Mackinac.
Tom Griswold
You go over the Mackinac Bridge. By the way, a closed circuit to my friends in Michigan. There is a company in Detroit called Shinola Watches. Of course, I was explaining this to a friend of mine who didn't believe me, but Shinola was of course, back in the day, a shoe polish. And.
Chick McGee
And I don't know how they got the name, but they certainly do use it.
Tom Griswold
I think they must have bought the rights. In any event, this company makes really nice watches.
Chick McGee
How did you find out about this?
Tom Griswold
I read about it years ago. The Shinola Watch Company?
Chick McGee
No, the specific.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you sent it to me. Oh, yeah, that's right. They've come out with a Petoskey Stone watch. Petoskey Stones are kind of fun to collect.
Pat Godwin
Did you buy him a watch?
Tom Griswold
No, they're 800 bucks.
Chick McGee
They're just expensive Enough to go. That might be a couple years from now when we all say goodbye.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But in any event, if those that know, right, that collect Petoskey stones, I've been doing it.
Ace Cosby
Petoske stones?
Chick McGee
You still collect?
Tom Griswold
No, I have a bunch of them. Yeah. They're fossilized stones that are. They exist in that area.
Pat Godwin
You have them in a nice glass jar or something.
Tom Griswold
You polish them up.
Ace Cosby
Kelly allows them.
Tom Griswold
I keep them in a drawer.
Chick McGee
So the. So the perfect evening for you as you go home, you get polishing rag out, you open your Petoskey stone drawers.
Tom Griswold
I'll talk to you. Josh, when you go fishing, it's not really about catching the fish. It's about the adventure and it's about the journey.
Josh Arnold
Mostly about catching the fish.
Tom Griswold
Okay, Ace, I'll talk to you.
Chick McGee
He's hungry.
Tom Griswold
No.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Do you actually have a rock polisher?
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. When I was at camp, hey, I went to. We would polish. Of course we had a polisher there.
Chick McGee
And what would you polish at camp? Hey, Petoskey.
Tom Griswold
Stuff each other's nubs, if I can make that. Get to my point here. It's about. It's about. It's about walking the beach and, you know, like, collecting them. You know, I mean, you could be, say, on Beaver island, one of the largest, if not the largest island in the.
Chick McGee
I say the finest and the largest.
Tom Griswold
Okay, here we go. I took driver's ed in the late 90s in Angadine, Michigan. Our instructor was also the elementary school principal. As part of our training, we had to drive two hours to Sault Ste. Marie in order to get to the closest stoplight.
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Tom Griswold
It's a kind of a small town. The trip usually involved a stop at McDonald's, which we loved, by the way. I love the Chuck Norris jokes. You're adding that writes Dustin. I am not. You can see I've underscored it here.
Chick McGee
Are we due for Norris?
Tom Griswold
We've limited it to one per day, but we tend to cheat. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. That is a fine. Fine.
Pat Godwin
That is.
Chick McGee
That might be the oldest one.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I think it is.
Tom Griswold
Nevertheless, it does. I think it's profound when you get to the concept of infinity, which I'm working on turning into an idea, by the way, if you're. If you're just joining us. Thank you for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's our letter segment, remember?
Josh Arnold
He's talking about hosting parties, galas and things.
Chick McGee
Big balls and, and.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we have Australia in the news, by the way. Oh, this is. I really like this one. Okay, this is from Charles from Sharon, Pennsylvania.
Chick McGee
Can we start having people send in their. Their sign too? When they send in their name? Charles and Sagittarius.
Tom Griswold
I. I prefer not doing that.
Chick McGee
Come on.
Tom Griswold
They're not gonna get the joke. They'll think.
Chick McGee
They'll get it.
Tom Griswold
They'll think we're serious.
Chick McGee
What do you mean? Well, maybe we are. We want to know what sign they are. Why not?
Tom Griswold
Someone tells me their sign, they might as well say, please stop talking to me. I'm an idiot.
Chick McGee
What are you? What are you? An Aries? Aren't you an Aries?
Tom Griswold
You're a Taurus.
Chick McGee
You're a tour.
Ace Cosby
You are so tort.
Tom Griswold
I know, I know, I know.
Chick McGee
It's my way or the highway. And if it's not, I'll butt you.
Tom Griswold
Our teacher would pick us up and we would drive for two hours. My daughter, 30 years later, took driver's ed. They would also go out for hours at a time. After her first lesson, she came back and said, hey, I need to take money next time. How come? Because we stopped at 20 yard sales.
Chick McGee
Wow, that's a great idea.
Tom Griswold
Makes sense.
Chick McGee
That sounds like fun.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Drivers ed on a Wednesday.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Hit all the yard sales.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
The.
Tom Griswold
The kids get to learn how to park.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Walk up to strangers, barter, bargain. Yeah. Very good.
Chick McGee
Did you know how. What did. I don't know what the official protocol is, but you're supposed to show up.
Tom Griswold
True.
Chick McGee
Bargain hunters or yard sales are supposed to show up way early. You know this.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I've heard that.
Chick McGee
Like 6:00am but they're there at 4:30, quarter till 5. Trying. Trying to get in to find a bargain.
Tom Griswold
Two neighborhoods ago.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
They would warn us about the art. The yard sale.
Chick McGee
They had it one a year, annual yard sale. And it would clogs up the whole neighborhood.
Tom Griswold
And you were warned.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Tom Griswold
And people would. Would put stuff to block their driveways and if you couldn't get out, it was terrible. They'd have to have cops and everything. But yeah, people would be lined up at 5am oh yeah. We had a guy trying to buy our front porch furniture. I said, this stuff is not for sale.
Chick McGee
Is that right? And he said, nonsense. Everything's for sale. Give me a price.
Tom Griswold
At the time, my nonsense. As I recall, at the time, my niece Poppy was out there sunbathing. Hello. Oh, no. This is not for sale.
Chick McGee
Second time you've made an allusion to a sex Worker. You know that. A sex worker this morning. This is not for sale.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I didn't mean. Never mind. I took driver's ed back in 2010. One morning we went out to drive. Right, Sam? I was in the back seat and a girl was in the front seat. It was her first time. She thought the RPM gauge was the speedometer.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
In the school parking lot. I think we hit 60 miles an hour. Just ripping it.
Chick McGee
Now.
Tom Griswold
I remember I had a similar issue happen with. To me. My. My Jeep. The Jeep Grand Cherokee that I had.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
I take it to. I don't know, get the tires rotated or something. When they brought it back, they had switched. I'm sure by mistake. They'd switched it from mph to kilometers.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
On the spot. Because the speedometer was digital.
Chick McGee
I've got to do that to your car today.
Pat Godwin
That is so funny.
Chick McGee
I've got do.
Tom Griswold
It really, really changes things.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I simply must. I think you can do it. I think the new update. Download it. You can do it with a voice command.
Pat Godwin
He can't even get me started. He didn't know he had remote start the other day.
Chick McGee
He still doesn't have it.
Tom Griswold
I don't have it.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, it's in the car.
Pat Godwin
You have it.
Tom Griswold
I don't have an hour to learn how to use it.
Ace Cosby
Just YouTube. It takes two seconds.
Tom Griswold
I don't. Now, I have a request here, Chick. This is going to involve you.
Chick McGee
All right, I'm listening, dear.
Tom Griswold
Beautiful folks.
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's nice.
Tom Griswold
This comes to us from Randall. I was telling my wife about the beautiful Scottish vocal art of diddling.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Tom Griswold
And she said it sounds just like yodeling. I said, no, no, no, no, no. Could you please play some?
Chick McGee
Absolutely. Ladies and gentlemen, Scottish diddling.
Tom Griswold
Who's the cartoon character?
Chick McGee
It does sound like it might be a cartoon character.
Pat Godwin
Sounds like something Elmore Fudd would.
Chick McGee
Sounds a little Popeye ish.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if they got it from. Because this is apparently an ancient art form.
Chick McGee
Ancient. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Diddling has been around for.
Ace Cosby
Stopped in 74 though, right?
Chick McGee
Yeah. I don't know why.
Pat Godwin
Something happened not a mile.
Tom Griswold
Maybe they heard rock and roll and they said, wait a second. Yeah, we can make music. That's interesting.
Chick McGee
I don't think there are any good songs in 74.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
It might have been a. Was it the beginning of the decline or.
Tom Griswold
It was.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The fur vest is what. Thank you very much. You got any more letters over there, Chick McGee?
Chick McGee
I don't. Josh, do you have a letter?
Josh Arnold
No.
Chick McGee
All Right. Okay.
Tom Griswold
Well, this is kind of for you, Josh. Yesterday we got on the topic of the worst place you've been in terms of. With respect, I should say, to the stench.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Yes.
Tom Griswold
And chicken. I told of our adventures in the Bahamas where we ended up on an island. We'd gone for the swim with the dolphins thing, which I cannot recommend. It was horrible.
Chick McGee
It was smell bad and depressing.
Tom Griswold
But the island, it was like being in a. Stuck in a sewer for hours. It was something about the tide going down.
Chick McGee
Normally, this is where I say you're exaggerating, but no, in this case, you're dead.
Tom Griswold
It was horrible.
Chick McGee
Right.
Tom Griswold
And do you remember what else was. Do you remember the nude photograph thing?
Pat Godwin
The what?
Chick McGee
I don't remember.
Pat Godwin
Nude photograph.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we were. This boat took. How many of us were on the boat? 30 people or something.
Chick McGee
I don't know if that many. But yeah, it's a ferry boat.
Tom Griswold
It takes you to this island, which looks beautiful in the postcards and it does look beautiful, but it smelled like rotting something. It was just awful. And we were swimming with the dolphins for half an hour, which again, I can't recommend. It was very cruel. And they told those ladies to keep their hands away from the dolphins. Private parts. Anyway, yeah, there was. And then I remember walking around the island, there was some guy doing a nude photo shoot.
Chick McGee
Oh, I do remember that. Yeah. But it was on another island. But you could actually kind of see.
Pat Godwin
Where we were shooting ladies. New.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's a fair question.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Tom Griswold
But yeah, he was shooting the nude ladies. It was like a hundred yards away.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
So one I guess could surmise. What's that smell? Oh, dear God. Put your bikini bottom , dear.
Chick McGee
It's Miss August.
Ace Cosby
Women are delicious.
Tom Griswold
What do you keep saying, dear? Bob and Tom show. Josh should know something about this. Rice patties served in fertilized. This is in South Korea.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Is this the Kimchi?
Josh Arnold
It's pronounced Kimchi.
Tom Griswold
I don't know Kimchi. Sorry.
Josh Arnold
No, no, that's buried in any ground.
Chick McGee
It's not fermented cabbage.
Tom Griswold
I believe this says every Friday we had to do a 10 mile run and run through the rice paddies. We called it the land of the S smell. Yeah, a lot of Tracy Morgan incidents. This is from Brian, U.S. army. Thank you.
Josh Arnold
I mean, there's just a ton of animal and potentially human excrement and rice patties.
Tom Griswold
Oh, really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's what's going on.
Chick McGee
Do they use it for fertilizer?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, no kidding.
Tom Griswold
Okay, well, thank you very Much. Coming up in the world of sports, we'll get to what's happening in the world of basketball.
Chick McGee
The NCAA tournament, it continues right now.
Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Once again, just go to bob and tom.com and find out about annuities from Silac. S I l a c I n s.com if you want to go directly there to find out what's happening now, what's coming up, Chick McGee.
Chick McGee
NCAA tournament action will have all the facts and figures as far as as who's betting and why they're betting and the highest percentage the state is betting the Most. And the NBA's Boston Celtics are lost their lease. They sold the Garden. We'll have details.
Tom Griswold
Okay, that's all very interesting. Coming up, we have Australia in the news this morning and we have doordash news and news about that might be of interested hockey fans. Josh and I think you'll find this fascinating. Also Ferrari in the news today. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
Please welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. We're back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee and Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. Pat Godwin a song? Sure. Here. That would be Lovely. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello. Chickster Chick is of course Pat's ready for a song@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And I bring up Orange Insoles because we got something special going on. In the event. Let me rephrase it. In the likely event that your bracket has been been busted, as they say. This might cheer you up. Orange Insoles has something special going on. You could win yourself a 4K smart TV. Go to bobandtom.com contest. It's sponsored by orangeinsouls.com so let's turn over to Mr. McGee. What's happening over there?
Chick McGee
Here we go. Drake upsetting Missouri last night. 67 57. These are the upsets. McNeese State over Clemson 69, 67. More on McNeese State in a moment. And also number 10 seed Arkansas over number 7 seed Kansas. Possibly the biggest of the night. Arkansas 79 Arkansas and John Calipari 79. Kansas 72 last evening. And Kerwin Walton scored a career high 27 points last night in the NCAA tournament for number 3 seed Texas Tech as they attempted an NCAA tournament record 46 three pointers. An 8272 win over number 14 UNC Wilmington last night. Fewer than 1% of NCAA tournament brackets are still perfect after yesterday's games. That's according to several services where fans attempt the all but impossible task of predicting every match marginous game correctly. We had the statistics yesterday. One in 9.2 quintillion. I believe ESPN's tracker. Out of over 25 million brackets, 25,802 remain perfect.
Tom Griswold
Wow. That's still pretty good.
Chick McGee
Out of 25 million. Okay.
Tom Griswold
I thought it would be like three.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, well, wait till today's over.
Chick McGee
The NCAA said.0938% of more than 34 million brackets are still perfect. The numbers similar at CBS. 09% of brackets. So there you go. And this I want to go back to McNee State located in Lake Charles, Louisiana. They beat. Who do they. They. They upset. Who was that last night that they beat? Yes, Clemson. Their manager, Amir Khan has gone viral. He started leading the team onto the court with the, with the boombox. I believe we have audio on this as well. They would come along. There he is.
Tom Griswold
That's a huge boom box.
Chick McGee
He leads the team on the Court. This is a story made for March. And he has three nil agreements with Buffalo Wild Wings, something called tickets, dick pic and insomnia cookies. He. There was pictures of him signing the agreements. And the cheerleaders at McNeese State all wear socks that have his face on them. He has caught America by storm. And his name's not Amir Khan anymore. They call him the Aura. Oh, A U R A.
Tom Griswold
That's a huge boombox.
Pat Godwin
That's a. That's a great story. Those are the kinds of things you love about.
Chick McGee
That's fun. Isn't that fun?
Pat Godwin
Time of year.
Tom Griswold
Do you have a boom box?
Chick McGee
I think somewhere. I've been ages since I used it. Do you have one?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, absolutely.
Chick McGee
I bet you do. I bet you use it yesterday because you like that format, don't you?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I haven't used it recently, but. No, it's great. I had a cassette boombox.
Chick McGee
Sure. Well, the. The best ones are cassette.
Ace Cosby
That's what they were.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I haven't seen a lot of vinyl ones.
Tom Griswold
I. I also have a CD boombox.
Chick McGee
No, the best ones have cassette, CD and 8 track.
Tom Griswold
Baby, I've never seen an 8 track. Oh, yeah, I've never seen an 8 Track Boombox. Well.
Chick McGee
Well, we just had the driver's ed, where the guy sat, but he had a boombox with. And played eight tracks in the back seat. They played big ball.
Tom Griswold
I think that was on cassette.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I don't. I've never seen an eight track.
Chick McGee
The letter said. I brought the eight track and they played it.
Josh Arnold
That was a special album by acdc, so I don't know.
Chick McGee
Oh, my God. I don't want to get into this with you two insane people.
Tom Griswold
Josh, did you have a boombox or was that before your time?
Josh Arnold
No, we had them. Yeah, I had a dual deck, a cassette, and then at the top as well. Yeah.
Chick McGee
And then just for fun, mentioned you had an eight track. See how that goes for you occasionally.
Josh Arnold
They were called Ghetto Blasters.
Pat Godwin
Yes, I remember that.
Josh Arnold
Which we didn't realize was unique. Unfortunate at the time.
Tom Griswold
I think the term ghetto is not race specific.
Josh Arnold
No, no. But I think it. There, there. It wasn't just used. It wasn't used properly. We didn't live in a ghetto.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Josh Arnold
We should have called him a suburb blaster.
Chick McGee
Oh, there you go. Or Ozarks Blaster.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think. I think Mac Davis's song that Elvis recorded wouldn't have been quite as moving if it had been in the suburbs. A baby's born in the suburbs and his Mama cries and his mama had Pitocin.
Pat Godwin
Oh, geez.
Chick McGee
Well, get things moving along.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
An epidural. It's a suburban birth. Come on. They're going to do it, right?
Chick McGee
Guess who for the Los Angeles Lakers last night had 17 points and five assists. They still lost the game, but guess who had 17 points and five assists? My boy Bronnie. That's right. Bronnie James last night.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Chick McGee
That's Bronnie James. LeBron James, son.
Tom Griswold
Right. You know, as I call him, Bronnie James. Dio.
Chick McGee
I was gonna have to get the crowbar out there for a second.
Tom Griswold
Oh, sorry. A little bit. A little bit of Ronnie James. Deal.
Chick McGee
Ladies and gentlemen, new poll sheds light on how Americans craft their March Madness brackets. This is from the poll company. We really don't know how anything actually works, so we'll just throw this out and see what happens. According to Talker research survey of 2,000 US adults, 45% of people participate in March Madness in some. In some manner.
Josh Arnold
How many?
Chick McGee
45%.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
That opens the door. I mean, every office, in some manner.
Tom Griswold
We have it here at our office.
Chick McGee
Nearly 25% of respondents. This is hardly an office. Nearly 25% of respondents are in it to win some money when it comes to actually creating their bracket. Just over 15% base their choices on their limited basketball knowledge, Whereas just under 15% base it on hunch. Only 20% of Gen Z respondents rely on actual basketball understanding, while 20% rely on what they call vibes.
Tom Griswold
I got a vibe.
Chick McGee
Younger generations are willing to risk more on March Madness. Gen Z willing to lose an average of $199. Millennials up the ante to 205.
Josh Arnold
We're in the weeds here.
Chick McGee
We sure are.
Tom Griswold
You would read it properly. What's interesting is baby boomers. Baby boomers are only about 38 bucks.
Chick McGee
When did baby boomers get so cheap?
Tom Griswold
Well, that's the interesting part. You could have skipped ahead.
Chick McGee
Is it really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You don't think it's interesting that Gen z will go 200 bucks? I don't think baby boomers on average are down to 38.
Pat Godwin
I think Gen Z's are used to betting more than we are.
Chick McGee
I think this is interesting. I was all wrong. I'm sorry.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think. And of course, Christie is exactly correct.
Chick McGee
March Madness takes precedence over other obligations. Yeah. 15% of Gen Z admit they've taken a long lunch at work so as not to miss out on the action explaining $18 billion lost in production during March Madness.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's for sure.
Chick McGee
Hang on. 15. 15% of Gen Z admit they've taken a long lunch. 10% of millennials have tuned in from the bathroom or toilet.
Ace Cosby
I'm so lost.
Josh Arnold
And it's still less than half of the country that cares.
Chick McGee
45%.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I can tell you don't. Certainly.
Josh Arnold
Oh, God, no. There are things that I'm. If you could be extremely indifferent.
Chick McGee
What if this was.
Josh Arnold
It would be March.
Tom Griswold
So this is like being more than unique, right? Not just one of a kind, but less than one of a kind. Okay.
Chick McGee
They have. They have. Yeah. NHL, college hockey and the Frozen Four and all that.
Josh Arnold
I don't really follow that either, but I mean, I appreciate this as a thing. Yeah, people enjoy, but I just don't.
Tom Griswold
There's money involved. And I. I say who cares about the price of eggs when Auburn is a lock? Right here, ladies and gentlemen. Right here.
Chick McGee
The number one overall seed. They sure are.
Tom Griswold
There we go.
Josh Arnold
I haven't even looked at what teams I got.
Pat Godwin
Are you kidding?
Chick McGee
They're calling.
Josh Arnold
Just let me know if I win.
Ace Cosby
Just pick mine.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Understand what they were doing with picking teams.
Tom Griswold
The opposite of yes. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Chick McGee
This is the boom. Here's the interesting part.
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Got that joke of the day coming up any second.
Josh Arnold
It's a good one. Oh, there you go.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna check into the sporting scene, but first, I think Mr. Godwin has decided he has a brand new song.
Pat Godwin
Oh, really?
Ace Cosby
My Balance?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, your new ballad. Oh, I can't wait, I guess. I don't know.
Chick McGee
This could go weird, though.
Ace Cosby
It's a lot of emotion.
Josh Arnold
All right, Chance, you're in a safe place.
Chick McGee
My me, me, me, me.
Tom Griswold
Gonna tune it now in the air or are we ready to go? Okay.
Ace Cosby
I'm A lover with a restless soul I love the ladies and rock and roll I can't survive on my own though I'm a vaginal nomad I play guitar but. But the money soon spent all the gigs just came and went I need a girlfriend just to pay the rent I'm a vaginal nomad I go from town to town chick to chick let's face it, folks I'm just a homeless romantic oh, say some say I'm a cat I'm just a vaginal nomad Nomad rhyme got nowhere to stay tonight I need a lady just to treat me right I'll sing her Beatles songs all night I'm a vaginal nomad Will you love me yeah, yeah, yeah Will you love me yeah, yeah, yeah Will you love me and take me in for the night?
Chick McGee
He's a vaginal nomad well, that's it.
Tom Griswold
That's it.
Ace Cosby
It's a work in progress.
Josh Arnold
I love that.
Pat Godwin
I love it.
Josh Arnold
The turn of phrase. Homeless romantic.
Ace Cosby
Yes, we'll keep that one.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
A couple other changes maybe.
Chick McGee
No, I liked it all, but I agree with Tom. I think it should be longer. It needs something there at the end.
Tom Griswold
I thought that was just the bridge. Turns out to be a bridge to nowhere.
Ace Cosby
It's a work in progress.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Chick McGee
You should mention something about when she goes to the bathroom. You go through a purse and things and copy down credit card numbers, stuff like that. Yeah, how about that?
Ace Cosby
When I go to the bathroom.
Chick McGee
I go through.
Tom Griswold
Patty G will bring his guitar. Next Thursday will be at Smoke justice in Covington, Kentucky, celebrating the Cincinnati Reds opening day. And then the following day we'll be in Toledo at the Glass City center doing the show live. And our guest in Toledo will be Haywood Banks. Comedian Rob Haney. Also joining us in Cincinnati along with our friend from the Field of Dreams, whiskey Company, Drew Storen. And we'll have some cool posters and we have some special T shirts we're selling and giving the money away. You can check those out. I believe they're on our website at bob and tom.com and it's really fun. These are cool looking shirts. And we're going to give the money to a great organization in Cincinnati at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. They make like little superhero pajamas for the kids. It's so cool. Just so neat. And then in Toledo It'll be Ronald McDonald House, the benefactor. But if you get a chance, you want to see them? Pictures of them are on our website. Now we return to the Sports desk.
Chick McGee
With Chick McGee, the Boston Celtics have been sold.
Pat Godwin
What?
Chick McGee
Everything must go. So I don't know what they're gonna.
Pat Godwin
Even know they were for sale.
Chick McGee
I don't know what they're gonna do about the games that they've had scheduled the rest of the year. They were just champs last year, so now they lost their lease.
Josh Arnold
What if a couple guys just bought them? They're like, hey, go play in our backyard.
Chick McGee
What we did was, you know, threw a couple of. We made some phone calls, and we're a part of a consortium, and boom, we own the Celtics. The Boston Celtics sold for a record. Does anybody want to guess how much.
Pat Godwin
Boy, I'm going to say I kind of know because I heard this is.
Josh Arnold
Three and a half billion.
Chick McGee
This is not kind of fair because it's not 100% of the team. Right?
Tom Griswold
It's kind of really complicated. It's like 51% of the team, but then they get the other 49 right after a certain number of months, and.
Chick McGee
They'Ve been sold for 6.1 billion.
Josh Arnold
Oh, my gosh. I was only halfway there.
Chick McGee
This says the team purchased by private equity mogul. Not just a bump on a ski run. William Chisholm of Massachusetts.
Tom Griswold
Let's write a poem about him.
Josh Arnold
A leader of men. Yes, Chisholm.
Tom Griswold
Chisholm, who could shoot 20ft of. Oh, wait a minute.
Josh Arnold
In every meeting. He sure would. Wisdom.
Tom Griswold
There you go.
Chick McGee
There you go. Yeah, yeah, A handful of coming up.
Tom Griswold
Actually, we have a. We have a story that would involve shooting jizz.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my gosh.
Ace Cosby
Are you allowed to say it like that?
Tom Griswold
I'll say whatever I want, however I want. You know what they say. You know what Josh's mom used to always say? Juicy. Mother's juice Jizz. This is what she was doing the laundry. Josh, your socks are sticking to the wall again.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's weird. I must have. Well, I can't lie to you, Mom. You don't.
Chick McGee
That's gotta be.
Tom Griswold
By the way, excuse me, but if Mr. Chisholm has. Has the money to. What is it? 7 billion, whatever.
Chick McGee
6.1 billion.
Tom Griswold
He has the money to have us all killed. So maybe we should. Maybe we should say what a wonderful honor. Honorable man he is.
Chick McGee
You know, that's got to be one of the. Those mother moments. Of course, I've never been a mom, but to find your sons.
Josh Arnold
I told my mom. I warned my mom about one once. No, I had a nocturnal admission.
Chick McGee
How old you were.
Josh Arnold
Okay, Yeah, I was probably 17, something like that.
Chick McGee
All right. A nocturnal.
Josh Arnold
And I went upstairs and I said, mom, there's some clothes in the laundry. Just so you know, it's. And I told her what happened, and my older brother looked at me and goes, what the hell is wrong with you?
Tom Griswold
Because I was just gonna say that.
Josh Arnold
He could not believe that I fessed up my mom about.
Ace Cosby
You don't, do you, you don't fence up. Why rinse them out in the sink.
Chick McGee
If there's a scenario?
Pat Godwin
Everybody does it.
Chick McGee
Is that what you've been doing in the sink every morning?
Josh Arnold
I agree. I should. I could have handled it differently, but I was a dumb 17 year old boy.
Tom Griswold
Now, this is the thing about you, Josh. You're so open, sweet.
Pat Godwin
I think it was honest.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we're, we're not as open as you.
Chick McGee
She had four. Four boys. So you.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I mean, again, this is the man that had his mother return a pornographic video disc. That's amazing. And then you told us about it. You actually told the story on the air.
Josh Arnold
Bravo to you.
Tom Griswold
You're the, you're the one that admits you hate March Madness. I, I admire you for your courage.
Josh Arnold
I don't hate it.
Tom Griswold
I, I, but I am, I forgot, I forgot. If, if indifference could be measured quantitatively, you have infinity of indifference to March Madness. Which is fine. Right.
Josh Arnold
I have no, nothing against it at all. I just have no interest in it whatsoever.
Pat Godwin
That's fair enough.
Tom Griswold
There you go.
Chick McGee
I'm sitting here thinking I would probably would have asked my parents to return a porn pornographic video, but, but my parents were so much, so young when they had. They were more my brother and sister than my mom and dad.
Tom Griswold
Well, yeah, Yeah, I would not have. And didn't. No, of course, I didn't have one to return anyway.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Pat Godwin
If you ever done anything wrong.
Tom Griswold
No, but I didn't, I didn't have access to pornography.
Chick McGee
If you've ever wondered what Tom Griswold's family was like the movie the aviator with Leonardo DiCaprio, and when he goes to Katherine Hepburn's house and they're dating in the huge giant house, they're having dinner outside, when Katherine Hepburn's father goes, oh, let's not. That's disgusting. Let's not talk about money. No one talks about money. And that's when Howard Hughes, Leo goes. That's because you always had it.
Tom Griswold
And yeah, Howard Hughes had had money from the second he was born.
Chick McGee
Oh, oh, you're defending the rich people in this.
Tom Griswold
No, no, I know the story of Howard Hughes.
Josh Arnold
He, Yes, I think in that, in that case, Hughes was just making the point Of. No, we can discuss it. It's silly. Not. It's the elephant in the room here.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. He was like practically the richest man in the world.
Josh Arnold
Now, Tom, if 19 year old Willie asked you to return an adult DVD.
Chick McGee
Would you do that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, with Willie, of course. Absolutely. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
This was the thing. It was my mom and dad, they were dropping me off at a party. I knew that these would.
Chick McGee
But once again, you're 17. 16.
Josh Arnold
In that case, I was 20.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
Because I remember this was a party that my friend was turning 21 and my parents said, you can. You're my. I remember my dad's words were, you are more major than minor. You can drink at this party even. Because I was. I was like three months away from turning 21.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. All right.
Josh Arnold
So it was the first time I got permission to drink underage.
Tom Griswold
And the money you saved by returning the DVD on time would buy a nice six pack.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
What was the fine for having a pornographic DVD?
Chick McGee
$3 a day or.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Do you remember the title of the dvd?
Josh Arnold
I do, because my mom asked me what it meant.
Tom Griswold
What was the title of the dvd?
Chick McGee
Hang on, hang on, hang on. You at home, use your radios, you people in your car say, and just get comfortable for this response.
Josh Arnold
She said, by the way. So she goes, we dropped off your videos. And by the way, what exactly is unnatural sex?
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Josh Arnold
I don't know, mom. They just call it that.
Tom Griswold
It's anal.
Pat Godwin
Did you tell her that?
Josh Arnold
No, I did not. That last part. I did not.
Tom Griswold
You're just not. Haven't we learned a lot?
Josh Arnold
But I would rent them by actress. I didn't care what the. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
All right.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I was. Hey, did you guys have the new Alexandra Nice.
Chick McGee
Alexandra, Nice.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Is there a new Jessica Darlin out?
Tom Griswold
I see.
Ace Cosby
So it was your favorite when you're around 20.
Josh Arnold
Those two were up there? Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I've never heard of their.
Tom Griswold
Are they still active in the industry?
Josh Arnold
I think no, but I think probably if. You know what, I haven't looked this up. They probably have only fans. A lot of. Some of those retired porn stars I would hope are making money on that.
Chick McGee
Take a look at these. So hang on a second. I gotta tune in.
Tom Griswold
Wait a second. Pan the camera down. I want to get my boobs in there. No, no, those are my. Wait a minute. Those are my knees. Oh, dear God.
Chick McGee
Oh, they're below my knees.
Tom Griswold
Too much silica.
Pat Godwin
Coming up. Rent a grandma. We'll talk about it.
Tom Griswold
Okay, so I don't. Just to be clear, you. You based your rental of pornographic videos on. On actress, not orifice.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
But there really is a star factor even in adult.
Josh Arnold
Right. Like, hey, there's a new Jewel Denial movie. Oh, yeah, I'll get that.
Tom Griswold
Jewel Denial.
Josh Arnold
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that is great.
Chick McGee
Were Alexandra nice and Jewel Denial, ever co star? Were you a. I bet they did.
Ace Cosby
Were you a plot guy or just.
Josh Arnold
Get in and out what they call gonzo poor. I just. Right. Hi, I'm Alexandro.
Tom Griswold
Did you like the.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's the ones I like.
Tom Griswold
Did you like the ones that.
Ace Cosby
Do that again?
Chick McGee
Okay. Once again, a scene from Josh's favorite adult cinema.
Josh Arnold
Hi. Hi. My name's Joel Denial. That's. I just write to it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that was. That was when. That was the one back. Based on the McHale's Navy Show, Pt. 69 and all hands on Dick. I love that show. Well, okay, everybody, everybody, everybody calm down. Things we have to do here. Coming up, we have. I'm looking forward to comedian Joe Dombrowski joining us. Unless he heard this last break what night she bowled and chose to leave. I don't blame you, Joe. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Better Help BetterHelp, is all about the importance of therapy and the importance of everybody's mental health out there. And it doesn't have to be some kind of major crisis, just a little bit of tweaking here and there, perhaps. And BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy in a much more elegant manner, a much simpler way, a much more practical way, because the therapy is done online. We've got those things we're carrying around all the time. Those smartphones can pretty much put you anywhere, anytime. And that's what this is all about. You go online, you fill out a questionnaire, and you will be matched up with a therapist. By the way, they have more than 30,000 credentialed therapists that are, by the way, with a wide range of specialties that are currently participating in this program. You'll be matched up with a therapist. And incidentally, you can switch therapists anytime, no additional cost. Over 5 million people are currently using Better Health. And then the therapy's done online, as I said. So you can do it wherever you want to be. You don't have to be in an office somewhere. This is especially interesting if you've been kind of hesitant to do therapy because you're nervous about going into some office and going across town and having to Take all that time to get over there because you can do it. You could do it in your car, for that matter, you could do it at home, at work, whatever. Get all the details by going to betterhelp.com BTShow and again, BTShow will knock 10% off your first month. It's better help. H e l p betterhelp.com btshow and the therapy is done online like a zoom call or just like a phone call or even texting back and forth. BetterHelp.com BTShow and the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by BetterHelp. Coming up, comedian Joe Dombrowski and more. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
You don't wake up dreaming of McDonald's fries. You wake up dreaming of McDonald's hash browns.
Joe Dombrowski
McDonald's breakfast comes first.
Chick McGee
Back to the Bob and Tom Show. I can do that noise anytime I want. Well, now I can't do it.
Tom Griswold
That wasn't, I don't know what.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's interesting.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, maybe you can do that in the unemployment line, entertain your fellow losers. How about that?
Chick McGee
Now, as I understand it, if I'm fired. Yeah, you know what I've noticed?
Ace Cosby
You get a package.
Chick McGee
This is an interesting, this is an interesting dynamic in the, in the Tom and Chick relationship. The less, the less I react is insults. And when he's attacking me, the angrier he gets. And he kicks it up a notch each and every time to see what happens. And, and, and he really gets upset if I'm not upset at him.
Tom Griswold
That's an interesting analysis, although incorrect. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I look around the room, I see Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And I mentioned orange insoles because I'm sure most of you, your bracket is busted, as they say. And how about something to cheer you up? Well, how about orange insoles giving you a shot at winning a 4K smart TV chick? You want to explain what the 4K stands for?
Chick McGee
4K is the best. It's incredible picture. You can almost smell the colors in.
Tom Griswold
In the movie Spinal Tap they'd be going, but 5K, it's, it's one more.
Chick McGee
Well, don't do that. It's 4K is what we're giving away, though.
Tom Griswold
That's the best. The 4K. For more insoles go to Bob and Tom.com contest.
Chick McGee
You know, isn't it enough that you've mentioned that orange insoles is the number one insole for prostitutes earlier this morning? That and now you're talking about the.
Tom Griswold
No, I didn't say that. I, I inadvertently said, see, because Josh started by saying if you work on your feet all day and you said if you work on your back. Just a slip of the tongue.
Chick McGee
Is there another profession that on your back other than prostitution?
Josh Arnold
Mechanic. Oftentimes luge. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
There we go. I think we got the two biggest ones right off the bat.
Chick McGee
Well, you got me, Lou.
Josh Arnold
Absolutely.
Tom Griswold
Patient.
Chick McGee
I have a sports story just especially for Milo Pat Godman. Oh, Rick Patino. Second season at St. John saw him leading lead them to a 30 and four record.
Josh Arnold
And he used to be like real tan, but now he's green looking.
Chick McGee
He's a little green looking.
Tom Griswold
Patina. The patina on patina. Is that what you're going for?
Chick McGee
Patina? You know, if you spend too much a time around Rick Patino, you turn green. Did you know that? Anyway, he had this when he won the Biggies tournament. He had this. He was interviewed after the end of the game and they it went like this. Coach, how do you celebrate tonight?
Ace Cosby
I'm going to drink a quarter Jameson.
Chick McGee
He's got to drink a quarter Jameson.
Ace Cosby
Quarter Jameson.
Chick McGee
Quarter Jameson.
Pat Godwin
That's a lot of Jameson.
Chick McGee
He was very excited about that. One more time, here's Coach Patino. Coach, how do you celebrate tonight?
Ace Cosby
I'm going to drink a quarter Jameson.
Chick McGee
Well, guess what? In today's world where everybody hears everything all at once. That's right. Some marketing news. Rick Patino said he'd celebrate St. John's Big east title, the court of Jameson's. Jameson's noticed if the Johnny's reach the quarterfinals, the Elite Eight and their next team is Arkansas. Tomorrow they're sending Mr. Patino a barrel of Jameson's.
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Chick McGee
Plus a big celebration for St. John's fans in New York. And the barrel of Jameson says Jameson's Irish whiskey for the coach who put the P in poor Coach P. Patino. Why drink a quart when you can have a barrel?
Tom Griswold
Well, if he wins his next game, how are you going to celebrate? I'm going to look at Rolls Royces. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
So sometimes you can just mention brands you like and then it comes through.
Chick McGee
Sometimes. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
When I sit here in my Carhartt shirt, it often occurs to me, right. That I'm thinking about Berkeley baits and when those.
Tom Griswold
Oh, is that, is that a fishing thing?
Ace Cosby
When I play my mate and guitar, I often think maybe.
Tom Griswold
Right, right.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, sure. This may be slightly illegal, but a.
Josh Arnold
Little bit ad law's dated.
Tom Griswold
I think you're Long. I think that those your long man's butt plugs. Those are.
Chick McGee
Hang on, what are these Brand again long man.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah, yeah. It is the finest of the Ask for long man.
Chick McGee
When I sit here in my Vince track, they have a nice app too. Vince V I N C E Vince.
Tom Griswold
Hello. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program. Yes. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. I have a, I have a really dumb question.
Josh Arnold
Please.
Chick McGee
It's the only kind we entertain on the show, buddy.
Tom Griswold
The Celtics, Boston Celtics sold for six. Some million or billion? Billion, Sorry. And apparently it's some complicated formula where they only own 51% for a couple years and then they buy the rest. So the total is going to be seven some billion. Okay, but why are they not the Celtics?
Pat Godwin
I don't know the answer has always been that way.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I don't know the answer.
Tom Griswold
Is there a reason they got it wrong?
Chick McGee
There's a documentary running on Max right now about the Celtics and the second, third episode just dropped today I would think. But they haven't gone over it yet and I don't know why. They're just Americanized it, I think.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, like Notre Dame. That's not, that's, that's Notre Dame.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Rio Grande.
Tom Griswold
When you do, when you do a deal of that, of that magnitude, do you tip?
Chick McGee
They.
Josh Arnold
The iPad will offer you the.
Pat Godwin
Because we got coming up we have.
Tom Griswold
A story about that. It's getting ridiculous.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
That has really like.
Josh Arnold
It has gotten ridiculous.
Chick McGee
Lit a fire and I really.
Tom Griswold
But I've got to hand it to him. One of the smart things they do is they typically. It'll say 15, 20, 25. Right. Or custom.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Tom Griswold
So they're starting at the standard, right? The 15 and then go and going on.
Pat Godwin
I thought it was 20. The standard's 20%.
Chick McGee
Well, I believe it says 10. 15, 20.
Tom Griswold
I thought the standard had always been 15.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I always thought it was 20.
Chick McGee
But either 20 is easier to figure.
Pat Godwin
Sure.
Ace Cosby
I always tip 100. Like Sinatra. Just give them 100.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Josh Arnold
Even at Starbucks, just a hundred dollar bill there.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, you get what you want then nice and hot.
Tom Griswold
We have a whole thing about tipping coming up. But let's return to the sports page, please.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
What's wrong?
Chick McGee
A new collaboration. Oh.
Tom Griswold
Oh, it's so funny.
Chick McGee
Puma and Ferrari has gone viral. Two brands recently launched a red trucker style hat that looks as though the Ferrari logo Had been splattered with a milky, viscous white fluid. What is that?
Tom Griswold
Right?
Josh Arnold
This is Puma and Ferrari.
Ace Cosby
Oh, that's not good.
Tom Griswold
And so it's got that famous Ferrari shield, the horse and then the hat looks like it's.
Chick McGee
Of course.
Tom Griswold
Of course it's been. Yeah, well, did you read the one of the.
Chick McGee
Boy, that's the perfect model for that Hatsu. Look how unbelievably bored he is.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that guy.
Ace Cosby
He's presenting himself.
Josh Arnold
He's like this. He's almost asexual and just ready to be punched.
Tom Griswold
And the shorts.
Chick McGee
And right here is where my penis.
Josh Arnold
Would be, but I tuck it. I don't know what I am really.
Chick McGee
A pair of red shorts that appear in the promotion also feature that same splatter design. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So the shorts look like they've been.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Oh, the shorts too. Now, is this meant to represent drinking milk after winning the Indy 500? I mean, what?
Tom Griswold
Not Ferrari?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Ferrari. Champagne. So that's that. It's weird.
Josh Arnold
Well, maybe it is Champagne kind of looks like that too. On hats in the locker rooms, described.
Chick McGee
By Puma as bold, eye catching graphics observers drew comparisons to semen stains.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
For instance, this headline. This headline handed to me says, ferrari race trucker cap coated in jizz.
Josh Arnold
That's not how semen stains a hat. Trust me.
Tom Griswold
That's how you got the title chick.
Josh Arnold
Have you seen NFL hats like that.
Chick McGee
With like paint splash? I have not. The design's inclusion is unexplainable since post race milk is more associated with the Indy 500. The hat's still available on Puma for $40.
Tom Griswold
They should get this. Josh, because you already have the matching socks.
Josh Arnold
I'm guessing this has comedically hilarious, but factually not correct.
Chick McGee
It's a shirt.
Josh Arnold
I'm a T shirt guy.
Tom Griswold
You're a T shirt guy. I keep forgetting. Are these cotton T shirts?
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Read the back.
Pat Godwin
Burlap. That's what he goes with.
Josh Arnold
My nipples were sanded off years ago.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if the Bugatti people will do a bukake thing. But there's a natural.
Chick McGee
That's funny.
Tom Griswold
There's a natural right there.
Chick McGee
Bugatti and bukaki.
Tom Griswold
I don't see. I don't think you should be wearing a Ferrari cap unless you actually own a Ferrari. Have one?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
You can't just be a fan.
Pat Godwin
No, you can be a fan. No, I don't think I purchased a lot of that Puma Ferrari gear for Christmas for gifts.
Chick McGee
I bet you did.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's cool. Not that particular.
Josh Arnold
I don't think that hat looks terrible. I think it's kind of a cool design.
Tom Griswold
I don't think you can work for. I don't think you should wear Harley Davidson stuff unless you drop a harmony. Unless you write.
Chick McGee
I think that's.
Ace Cosby
I agree with you on that.
Chick McGee
I. I agree. Tom.
Josh Arnold
I don't. Tom, I knew a woman who had a Ferrari tattoo at a certain place.
Tom Griswold
Well, Ferrari tattoo done in her. No, no place. Yes.
Josh Arnold
Front or back?
Chick McGee
Just right of it.
Ace Cosby
Right, right, front, right of her.
Tom Griswold
So if. If it. If it was a clock, would it be. It'd be like at 10 or.
Josh Arnold
You have.
Tom Griswold
Right, right.
Josh Arnold
Stage right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. From the. From the actors. From the actor's point of view, face.
Chick McGee
Right.
Ace Cosby
Did you question why it was a Ferrari tattoo?
Josh Arnold
I'll tell you off the story about this.
Tom Griswold
Okay?
Josh Arnold
All right.
Chick McGee
Oh, good.
Tom Griswold
So was she a Formula one fan or.
Josh Arnold
No, she was just hot.
Tom Griswold
Okay, okay. She was.
Josh Arnold
She was hot.
Tom Griswold
Therefore, Ferrari. I'm glad she wasn't a NASCAR fan. A Dick Trickle tattoo might be very awkward down there or something.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, Dick Trickle. Oh, I got it.
Tom Griswold
By the way, a sad end there. Is that sports?
Chick McGee
Are you guys laughing? Sad end for Dick Trickle.
Tom Griswold
You guys.
Chick McGee
Indiana Fever have made the announcement that they have made history. 41 of 44 regular season games are going to be broadcast on national television in 2025. Here's the rundown. Five games on ESPN, eight games on Ion. Six games on Prime Video, three games on CBS. Four games on CBS.
Tom Griswold
How many turtle doves? Three French hands.
Chick McGee
Ten games. That's Indiana Fever, which everyone loves is.
Tom Griswold
No, I know, but I mean, it's like the. You mentioned March Madness on four different networks and.
Chick McGee
Oh, we'll find them.
Tom Griswold
It's confusing.
Chick McGee
You just gotta be aware.
Pat Godwin
You'll find them.
Chick McGee
Gotta keep your head on a swivel out there, man.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, yeah. Stay on your toes.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
The world's confusing.
Chick McGee
Yes, it is.
Tom Griswold
You ever sat down and said, okay, I want to go see that. I heard this new show was great. Where is it?
Chick McGee
Did you see that? You and I are going to go see George Clooney and good night and good luck in New York City. Did you. Are you aware of this?
Pat Godwin
What?
Tom Griswold
Huh? Yeah, they're doing the stage version.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
We're all gonna play that movie.
Chick McGee
You guys are gone. We're gone, baby. Without. Without. Remember, we both agreed on it. Without Godwin, right?
Josh Arnold
That's all right. Godwin and I will go see.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we're gonna Go see Carousel, the revival.
Tom Griswold
Why don't you guys could go see Wicked. That's touring.
Ace Cosby
Is it touring?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the Broadway show. The Broadway show version of Wicked made more money over the weekend than any other Broadway show in history.
Pat Godwin
And in Boston, I saw that play, Wicked. I enjoyed it, but my kids were younger.
Ace Cosby
There's no reason for it.
Josh Arnold
I hate.
Pat Godwin
Oh, stop it.
Ace Cosby
Was it of us. It's fine.
Pat Godwin
I didn't want to see the movie, but I enjoyed it.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we're gonna switch gears and try comedy with our guest.
Chick McGee
We'll get this lecture out of the.
Tom Griswold
Way with our guest, Joe Dombrowski. Looking forward to meeting Joe and also coming up, Tom Green, legend in the world of comedy. Real nice guy, too. I'll urge you to keep attending the show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
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Tom Griswold
Hungry?
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the SILAC news desk. Pat Godwin Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. If I told you what was going on in the studio right now, you wouldn't believe me.
Pat Godwin
Yes, we would.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick and here's Tom. And we have a special guest.
Tom Griswold
We do indeed. I'm a little bit distracted, but we'll move forward here. Joining us in the studio, comedian off Joe Dombrowski is here with us. Obviously a stage name.
Joe Dombrowski
Can someone cut my nails while I'm.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's what was just happening. Jess.
Tom Griswold
Jess Hooker. Jess Hooker came in. Jess Hooker came in and was trimming Godwin's. What's going on?
Ace Cosby
Oh, whenever I get a hangnail, she trips the nail.
Pat Godwin
Oh, for God's Sake.
Josh Arnold
Why is that?
Pat Godwin
Cuz he's a vaginal. What is it? Vagabond or something?
Joe Dombrowski
Vaginal.
Josh Arnold
He did do a show, a song earlier called Vaginal Nomad.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that was it. Vagabond is the same thing.
Tom Griswold
That's actually better.
Josh Arnold
It is? Yeah. It's got the bad.
Chick McGee
You know. And he gets upset when people tease him about being a diva. Did you see what was going on there?
Ace Cosby
If I do it myself, I may cut myself. I have five people that know what they're doing, do things for me.
Pat Godwin
Fine.
Josh Arnold
Gotcha.
Ace Cosby
They cook for me.
Chick McGee
They, you know.
Josh Arnold
Pedicures, Pat. Yeah, yeah, I do too. But you get manicures.
Ace Cosby
No, I have to be very careful with my hands.
Josh Arnold
Oh, they're yours?
Tom Griswold
Tools.
Ace Cosby
They are my tools, indeed.
Tom Griswold
Could we meet our guest?
Joe Dombrowski
Yes.
Tom Griswold
We're talking about your fingers, Joe.
Josh Arnold
Are you a pedicure manicure?
Joe Dombrowski
I am, but I would like you all to know that my culture is not your costume. So if you could just chill out on that, it'd be great. It's so early.
Tom Griswold
Okay. I actually shared something with Joe.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Joe is a Detroit native.
Chick McGee
Detroiters.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. Watch out. I'll cut you.
Tom Griswold
So I. I have something very obscure. I asked him if he was familiar with the Shinola watch company out of Detroit, and he immediately was familiar with them. And. And then he. I said, there's something special. They have a Petoskey stone watch. And he knew all about it. So there you go. I thought no one on earth would know about this but me. The Shinola, Really? And I. I was telling a friend of mine about this. He goes, you're kidding, right? No. That's the name of the company they bought the name from. The old Shinola, whatever it was. Shoe paste.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
I think it was a bike.
Tom Griswold
But, yeah, they make very nice watch.
Pat Godwin
Oh, they have a Petoskey beaded bracelet I could buy for you. Would you wear a bracelet?
Tom Griswold
Nope. I just. I like the watches, but I certainly. Let's. Let's move forward here. Joe, I know nothing about you. You see, you appear to be tall.
Joe Dombrowski
Yes.
Tom Griswold
You have a beard.
Joe Dombrowski
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Single? Married. What's happening in your life?
Joe Dombrowski
I did. I just got married. Here's the thing, though. I was a teacher for 10 years, so now I'm an alcoholic. So.
Tom Griswold
You know.
Joe Dombrowski
The thing is, is you get married and then everyone's assuming you're having babies. Can I just say, hardest thing in my life is trying to name a baby when you used to be a teacher, because I have to shut all the names down.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
My husband's like. Like, Jillian Talker. Megan would poop herself on the Daily. I can't. But then the names that he throws out are no better. He's like. His top three names are Lois, Eloise, and Mabel. I'm like, are we making a small army of suffragettes?
Chick McGee
I'm a sucker for those old names.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. Old names. Let's just throw out another one. How Sack of Joey. Does that work for us? I just can't. I don't think I can have it.
Tom Griswold
But what's happening right now, it's funny, because someone out there right now is driving along, I. I have a Mabel.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. And someone else is driving, saying, I have a Sacagawea.
Pat Godwin
So there we go in my pocket.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no.
Josh Arnold
The boy's name that I liked the other day, Norman. It was not.
Pat Godwin
I thought it was Norman.
Chick McGee
Harry.
Josh Arnold
No, but it was. It's an old guy named. Yeah, yeah, that. And I was like, Marvin. It was something. Yeah, it was Marvin.
Pat Godwin
Marvin.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Because I just like, hey, look at little Marv.
Tom Griswold
You know? Marvin. I always think of Marvin Hamlisch, who was a. Marvin Fine musician.
Josh Arnold
Sure. But.
Chick McGee
But buddy. My Marvin Davidson crapped his pants in third grade right next to me.
Pat Godwin
Oh, man.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
That's what I think of when I think of Marvin.
Tom Griswold
Well, kids are so cool. When I was at. At day camp, one of the guys crapped in the pool.
Josh Arnold
Sure, sure.
Tom Griswold
And that's. I was probably, I don't know, eight or nine, whatever. He ended up going to the same high school in the same. In the. In the same building. And he was known for that for the rest of his life. Oh, you know, you. He was a senior in high school and somebody go, you know, he's the guy that crapped on the pool 10 years ago. Everyone knew it.
Pat Godwin
They put it in the yearbook, too.
Josh Arnold
Well, Tom was in charge of the yearbook, so. Yes.
Tom Griswold
The answer is yes and yes.
Chick McGee
Did you. What was his nickname? Did it have to do with, like, what was it like?
Tom Griswold
I can't say, baby.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
This is a real person. I don't want to.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Now, Joe, you must know from cruel kids, right?
Joe Dombrowski
Kids will literally cut you the deepest you've ever been cut. Like, I had a kid. I taught kindergarten for a short period of time, and I had. I dyed my hair, okay. Cause first I just wanted to look a little younger.
Tom Griswold
All right?
Joe Dombrowski
And then. Laugh it up, girl. Enough of you, Marvin. I literally. So I did it. And then the kids freaked out, and they were like, why would you do that and I said I just wanted to look younger. And this little kindergartner looked at me and said, but what are you gonna do about your face?
Tom Griswold
And it's.
Joe Dombrowski
I don't know why we're laughing.
Chick McGee
It's such a genuine comment. And it's all.
Joe Dombrowski
Is it a genuine comment?
Chick McGee
All the sincerity they can muster. What about your face?
Tom Griswold
Our guest is comedian Joe Dombrowski, former school teacher. A lot of great comedians that.
Chick McGee
And looks about 21. 20.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You look crazy.
Joe Dombrowski
Keep going.
Chick McGee
Keep.
Josh Arnold
It's true. Did you have a response to her?
Joe Dombrowski
She just stayed in kindergarten for the rest of her career. You're not moving on.
Tom Griswold
Did you have the beer?
Joe Dombrowski
Did I have. I did have the beard. Is it helping or hurting me?
Josh Arnold
Well, to a little kid it's got to be a sign of being old.
Joe Dombrowski
Weakness. Yeah, no, yeah, I did have the beard. I've always had the beard. Yeah. This isn't funny. But I was attacking.
Tom Griswold
No, I'm just curious. And back in my day, which was many days ago, nobody had a beard.
Chick McGee
Nobody.
Tom Griswold
It was considered weird. You think about comedians, think about what comedian had a beard. You look at the classic comics.
Chick McGee
I can't think of one.
Josh Arnold
It's funny to look at old Carlin where he's so clean cut and wearing the suit.
Chick McGee
Right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And then he, he broke the mold.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, he. Really long hair, big beard.
Chick McGee
I want to say he was on Sullivan doing the hippie dippy weatherman.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Chick McGee
Clean shaven in a suit.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, he definitely broke the mold. But sure. And former school teacher Robert Klein was a substitute teacher. Famously the great. Do you ever see the great Dennis Wolfberg?
Joe Dombrowski
Yes, of course.
Tom Griswold
That guy was a genius. And sadly gone. But he, he talked a lot about being a school teacher.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So you. I think he was doing high school. So you're doing. Were you doing little kids the whole time?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, elementary, predominantly kindergarten. I couldn't do high school. I don't know. There's just not enough bulletproof vests to go around.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Can I say that and we'll never be on this show again?
Tom Griswold
No, you're good, you're good. Were you in Detroit?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, Detroit, Chicago, and then Seattle for a while. So I've beatbopped around the country.
Tom Griswold
Okay, very good, very good. Now, do you associate being Polish heritage with bowling?
Pat Godwin
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Sorry, sorry.
Joe Dombrowski
Polish heritage, Detroit. So it's foaling. If you're familiar with the art form.
Chick McGee
Oh, no.
Joe Dombrowski
You throw a football and try to hit a feather. Oh, just gotta do Everything a little more complicated.
Chick McGee
And he's right. He's right.
Tom Griswold
Well, now, before we continue with our guest, we do have. You did not complete the sports cast.
Chick McGee
Is that the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have banned cell phones in the clubhouse.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
Angels manager Ron Washington told the Athletic that he hopes the new rule will allow his team to focus more on baseball. Veterans Mike Trout and Kyle Hendricks will be responsible for making sure the team follows the rules. They say they will set the fine amount should anyone break the rule.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Washington added, it's not a punishment. I just want some focus in this clubhouse.
Josh Arnold
Makes sense.
Pat Godwin
Does make sense.
Tom Griswold
Called the infield wi fi rule.
Josh Arnold
Yes. It gets very complicated.
Tom Griswold
Yes. Yeah. The infield fly rules rule. That is complicated. You know what that is, Christy? You gotta have what you gotta have. Guy at first and second or bases are loaded.
Chick McGee
And.
Tom Griswold
I think it's. It makes sense because, I mean, he might have, you know, guys in the bullpen watching a better team play.
Chick McGee
I was astonished hearing that they were thinking about banning phones in schools. And I. I guess I assume that when you went to school, you put your phone somewhere.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And not took it to class or in your purse.
Ace Cosby
My son does, but he puts it away till lunch.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. That's what I think most of the schools are going to.
Tom Griswold
Where does he put it?
Josh Arnold
I can't even imagine.
Tom Griswold
He's still. Accessor.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now, Joe, the way things are going, I. Kindergartners probably have phones.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
It's a. It's a. It's a whirlwind. We'll just say that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. This is it. I wonder if all the teams will do this or do the guys really sit in the bullpen?
Chick McGee
Sure.
Josh Arnold
I mean, remember, These guys are 21. They're. And they're 22.
Tom Griswold
They're.
Pat Godwin
I think about probably Instagram.
Chick McGee
Can you imagine the big four sports of the. The time, the downtime that Major league baseball players have, especially with 162 games. Wasn't there a football guy that had a spring training.
Tom Griswold
Put a cell phone in the goal post or something?
Chick McGee
Joe Horn. That was part of his touchdown celebration.
Tom Griswold
But this guy's going old school, no phone. So maybe he'll bring back. He'll bring back dip and cigarettes. What do you think?
Joe Dombrowski
Driving Marquette back in the bullpen?
Chick McGee
No phones, no motor cars. Not a single luxury, thank you very much.
Tom Griswold
Coming up, we're gonna hang out with comedian Joe Dombrowski. What have you got, Christy?
Pat Godwin
Coming up? We can rent a grandma if you're interested.
Josh Arnold
Rent a grandma.
Chick McGee
Big doordash Can I do whatever I want with the grandma now?
Pat Godwin
Be nice.
Chick McGee
I'm as well.
Pat Godwin
Chuck E. Cheese is making a big move and we have sleep techniques that do and do not work.
Chick McGee
Ah, you sleep like a starfish, right, Josh?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I'm all over the place. Yeah. Pretty wide.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Limbs akimbo.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I see.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah. I'm also a girthy man. Yeah. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I think my sl. I think the most trauma I go through is when I'm sleeping because I always wake up in the fetal position. Yeah, I think so. Really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You ever rest with your hand on it while you're sleeping?
Josh Arnold
I have woken up with that, yes.
Ace Cosby
Often.
Josh Arnold
What is that?
Pat Godwin
Is that with my hand on my face?
Chick McGee
I don't know what that is. Oh, after you put your hand on your. No, put it on your face.
Pat Godwin
No, I always sleep with my hand on my face.
Tom Griswold
I have my phone just in case. Okay.
Chick McGee
I want to call somebody.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'm not playing in a major League baseball game. You are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
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Joe Dombrowski
I could get money back from last year.
Chick McGee
You could.
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Joe Dombrowski
Could have really used that two years ago when I dated that mistake for five months.
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Chick McGee
Chick said. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.
Ace Cosby
Hello, Chick.
Chick McGee
Hello, Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. Hey, that joke of the day coming all right. Along. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And here's Tom with our special guest.
Tom Griswold
Joining us in the studio, comedian Joe Dombrowski.
Josh Arnold
Hi, Joe.
Tom Griswold
Former Michiganian or Michigander, I think you're always a Michigan.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, I think it's in my, it's in my, my bowels now.
Tom Griswold
A.
Chick McGee
It's in his bowels. This guy has got this guy in the pierogi. He's doing everything you love Michigan.
Tom Griswold
He's not really reading my mind. I have a joke. So offensive. So sorry. Let me back up and get myself back here on earth. All right. What are you, like six, eight? How tall are you?
Joe Dombrowski
Six eight. Wow. Yeah, just your everyday Abdul Jabbar over here. No, six, three.
Tom Griswold
Okay, you're. I can't. You're sitting and it just looks like your arms somewhat orangutan like.
Joe Dombrowski
Careful, careful.
Chick McGee
Okay, so far you're really killing it, Baby Tang. Like arms and an old face. And why did he dye his hair?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I didn't ask him that.
Joe Dombrowski
How tall are you? And what are those bags under your eyes?
Tom Griswold
So you're a drinker, huh?
Joe Dombrowski
I mean, I am from Michigan.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that's true.
Joe Dombrowski
What's your drink of choice to do? My drink of choice is liquid and.
Tom Griswold
Other than that, infused with alcohol.
Joe Dombrowski
Last night it was. I really. I'm so sorry I'm sitting by you. I probably. Vodka. It is vodka.
Josh Arnold
I like it.
Ace Cosby
I'm a former drinker. Breathe on me.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, you'll get a little hint of that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Pat might want to rub up on you. Not for the normal reason.
Joe Dombrowski
What's that? No stranger.
Chick McGee
Is that a middle aged woman? A church social. Get a hint of that.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, you don't. It can go. It can go south real quick. Last night it was dirty martinis at St. Elmos. Let me tell you what. Dare I say the best blue cheef stuffed olives I've ever had.
Chick McGee
Those are good. Those are good.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, my God.
Chick McGee
You ever have a blue cheese olive town?
Tom Griswold
I think blue cheese should be illegal. Should be illegal. I think that it should be.
Joe Dombrowski
Next thing you know you're going to tell me you don't like ranch dressing. Tom, what is this?
Chick McGee
Come on.
Tom Griswold
I don't eat ranch dressing either.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, my God. Are you from the Midwest? What is the show? Why am I here? This is crazy.
Tom Griswold
Now you mentioned that you used to be a Michiganian. A Michigander. And now you're a Seattle resident.
Joe Dombrowski
I live in Seattle. What a place. You guys ever been?
Ace Cosby
Next time you.
Joe Dombrowski
Next time you come, I'll show you our finest black tar heroine. It will be. We'll have a day. We'll have a day. Do you want to hear a funny story?
Tom Griswold
I would love to.
Joe Dombrowski
My cousins, all my. I have a very big Polish family. They all came to my wedding and they brought their kids too. One of my cousins then took her kid to France and they went out and it smelled of pee. All right. And she said, smells like Seattle. We love the Emerald City. How long have you Lived there seven years.
Tom Griswold
Have you ever been up to the top of the thing?
Chick McGee
The Space Needle?
Joe Dombrowski
I got married right underneath the Space Needle. I think we're doing well.
Tom Griswold
Is there a special spot for that, or did you just ask the people to stand back for a couple minutes?
Joe Dombrowski
No, no, no. Directly underneath the Space Needle is Juhuli Glass Gardens, a famous glass artist. Dale Chihuly is a lot of that stuff.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
So we're doing very.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's great. That's great.
Joe Dombrowski
But, yeah, I got married in. In his. And the hotel that I'm staying at here in Indy, when I walked in, was one of his art pieces installed on the ceiling, which I was like, oh, that's cool. And you see him everywhere.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, there's one at our. One of our museums, too.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, very nice.
Josh Arnold
I own six really signed.
Chick McGee
Chihuly's in town. He stays at your place.
Joe Dombrowski
That's right. They're great friends that go way back.
Chick McGee
That's.
Tom Griswold
Now it's time for us to venture forth with something from the news. Sally.
Chick McGee
Sally Forth.
Tom Griswold
It's. It's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. And by the way, she is wearing a Toledo Mud Hens sweatshirt.
Chick McGee
Why is that, Christy?
Pat Godwin
Because next Friday, we will be in Toledo, and we will be supporting the Mud Hens.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
And then as they take on my Columbus Clippers, which is going to be awkward.
Tom Griswold
And then Thursday, it's going to be celebrating. The Cincinnati Reds will be actually in Northern Kentucky in Covington at Smoke Justice. We have some special T shirts. They're actually. You can see them on our website. And we're donating the money from the Cincinnati shirt to this great organization that makes pajamas that look like superheroes for the kids at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. So cool. And then in Toledo, we're gonna donate the money to the Ronald McDonald House. So it's all good.
Pat Godwin
It'll be a great time. But I bought this for the show, and then it came, and I loved it so much I had to wear it.
Tom Griswold
So.
Pat Godwin
Hey, a sleep expert is out there and he's revealing which sleep tips actually work and which ones are kind of like, not. They're like myths.
Tom Griswold
Dirty martinis might be.
Pat Godwin
Well, how did you sleep?
Chick McGee
Terrible.
Joe Dombrowski
I actually sleep. Did I? And then I just went to the bar and came here.
Pat Godwin
Michael Gratisser, head scientist for the Sleep Tracker Sleep Cycle, evaluated some popular sleep trends and shared ones with. That might be worth saving the first one. Mouth taping. Have you heard of those?
Josh Arnold
I have, and I actually did It.
Joe Dombrowski
You did.
Pat Godwin
You did.
Josh Arnold
I. It was a snoring. It was on Shark Tank, and it was essentially just tape for your lips. It was meant to help snoring, and it. It was effective.
Tom Griswold
But what about your facial hair?
Josh Arnold
That was. The problem I had was that the tape did not stay on all night long. If I had shaved, I think it would have. But it definitely helped with the snoring.
Tom Griswold
Now, the woman. The woman you were with, did you tape over the ball gag?
Ace Cosby
Oh, my God.
Josh Arnold
She did not.
Ace Cosby
Josh likes hookers.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I don't know if you've heard the practice of a small piece of medical grade tape across the lips forces the person to breathe through their nose instead of their mouth. He said the method kind of works when lips are taped vertically. Not.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I went horizontal.
Pat Godwin
But people should consult with a respiratory sleep physician before trying it. But he said it could be beneficial.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it was for me.
Tom Griswold
And it's some kind of special tape, though.
Pat Godwin
Medical grade tape, like the kind you use when you have a. Wrap it around.
Chick McGee
A gauzy tape.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Thank you.
Tom Griswold
That seems weird.
Pat Godwin
You've never heard of mouth taping? I'm surprised.
Tom Griswold
No.
Chick McGee
And I've heard through channels that you. You get fan mail from the airport. You snore really loud.
Tom Griswold
Apparently not anymore.
Chick McGee
No kidding.
Ace Cosby
Drop the weight.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I don't know what it is.
Chick McGee
That's.
Tom Griswold
I can check.
Chick McGee
Can you set up?
Pat Godwin
Oh, I think if you did, you'd probably know about it.
Chick McGee
Would you set up your phone for Monday morning and record yourself sleeping sometime this weekend and we'll play it back.
Tom Griswold
What if there's no sound?
Joe Dombrowski
Then we'll have a wonderful ceremony.
Pat Godwin
What if there's the fun sound? You know what I mean?
Chick McGee
Or the. Or some lightning. No, get that on me. Don't touch me.
Pat Godwin
Not tonight.
Chick McGee
Oh, my God, not again.
Josh Arnold
At least get it hard first.
Tom Griswold
I'm sorry.
Chick McGee
I don't want to go in the basement.
Tom Griswold
D. Could we have some more. Could we have some more sleep suggestions?
Pat Godwin
What about grounding sheets? Have you heard of these?
Chick McGee
What? Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Conductive materials like. Like silver or copper are woven into the fabric of bedding and sheets and plugged into a wall outlet.
Joe Dombrowski
No, no, not so.
Tom Griswold
If you wet your bed, you kill yourself.
Joe Dombrowski
This is literally. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
This is supposed to make a connection between your body and the earth.
Joe Dombrowski
Right?
Chick McGee
Right.
Joe Dombrowski
And this was invented in Seattle, clearly.
Pat Godwin
Probably.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. It's like walking barefoot in the grass. That's grounding as well.
Pat Godwin
The flow of electrons is purported to reduce pain and inflammation while Improving circulation, energy and sleep.
Josh Arnold
What does it say?
Pat Godwin
Dr. Gratiser calls this trend a total myth.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Joe Dombrowski
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Saying there's not a single study that he has seen that where they've tested grounding sheets for sleep and that it's effective.
Tom Griswold
You can buy these things?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Tom, you can buy anything, I guess.
Josh Arnold
But he doesn't recommend it.
Pat Godwin
Doesn't recommend it.
Tom Griswold
Okay, but you plug them. So it's like an electric blanket.
Pat Godwin
Kind of. Kind of is, but it doesn't.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but you're on top of it.
Pat Godwin
No. Well, you could be in between it.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Sheets.
Chick McGee
How can you listen to the same story I'm listening to and not hear it? Why? How is that happening?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. I was just.
Pat Godwin
And he's seen it more than once. I mean, come on, pay attention. The sleepy girl mocktail.
Josh Arnold
What the hell's that?
Joe Dombrowski
No, not that.
Pat Godwin
Non alcoholic mashup of tart cherry juice, magnesium powder and sparkling water. Or a prebiotic soda.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Tom Griswold
And ground up Valium.
Josh Arnold
That would probably be effective.
Pat Godwin
Dr. Gratiser said while some of the ingredients, like tart cherries and magnesium have shown modest potential to support sleep in specific circumstances, their effects are generally subtle and not universal.
Josh Arnold
Sleeping Girl Cocktail. Sounds like a chapel roan song.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Don't hate On My Girl.
Josh Arnold
I'm not. It sounds like she would sing about it.
Joe Dombrowski
Seriously.
Tom Griswold
But a lot of this probably is. You know, the thing. It's sort of psychosomatic. Kind of. You're. You're right. Willing it to happen, so. Well, I was told this will make me sleep, so you're kind of setting.
Pat Godwin
Your brain up kind of thing.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I didn't hear. Was he. Was he nay or yay on that?
Pat Godwin
He was nay.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Can we make this doctor's job a little harder? These are terrible ideas.
Pat Godwin
We have a couple more coming up when we come back, in fact. Is that digital detox working for you, Josh?
Josh Arnold
Like with my finger? Is that what I mean?
Pat Godwin
No, with your phone. Going to bed, like.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that digital.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I've read that's a scam.
Pat Godwin
We'll find out coming up.
Tom Griswold
What about rubbing one out, Josh? Is that.
Pat Godwin
I see. We were talking about that. Off the air. That makes me wide awake.
Josh Arnold
I don't know. Yeah, yeah. It wakes Christy up.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Or you could put your raycon earbuds in and drift off to sleep.
Tom Griswold
There you go. What would you. What music would you play?
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Baba Tom show.
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Ladies and gentlemen, Bron Breaker.
Tom Griswold
My aspirations in life.
Chick McGee
I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.
Christy Lee
The prodigy Roxanne Perez.
Chick McGee
I gotta talk about the hugger cosplay.
Pat Godwin
I mean it was perfect, wasn't it Louisiana Knights?
Josh Arnold
What am I doing here?
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the BOBA to show Christy Lee's here. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick M. Let me tell you something. If you ever get the pleasure of working with Pat Godwin and watch him get a cup of coffee out of a coffee machine, I keep forgetting how it works. Do not cheat yourself. It is a real, real experience.
Tom Griswold
This is why we're switching to Java. Because we have, we have, we have the new coffee that you have to do next to nothing. All you have to do is peel and pour water in.
Pat Godwin
That's right.
Tom Griswold
You're going to be fine.
Chick McGee
Peel and pour.
Tom Griswold
There's Ace.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest.
Tom Griswold
He is a former kindergarten teacher. It's Joe Dombrowski. Now, did you ever teach at the level where they have to start writing stuff so you'd have to make them write your name out?
Joe Dombrowski
I'll never teach middle school again. That's where dreams go to die. It was the most chaotic mess I've ever taught in my life because they're just like ruthless, ruthless, mean like I had a middle schooler, too. One time he looked at me and he said, okay, I don't even know with you guys anymore. You say so much. I'm like, what can I get away with?
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Joe Dombrowski
They said. He looked at me, he goes, Mr. D, you're nothing but a little bee. Oh, who's still sucking on your mama's teeth. And I looked at him and I said, who told you it's wrong?
Chick McGee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Now, you. You grew up in the Detroit area.
Joe Dombrowski
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Did you go to college in Michigan?
Joe Dombrowski
Central Michigan University, if you're familiar. Bay City, second on Midland. Flynn.
Tom Griswold
Say hello right now.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. Right there in the middle.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. Soaring Eagle Casino.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Lost a lot of money there and did grab this new addiction.
Tom Griswold
What particular game does one play in the casino that you enjoy most?
Joe Dombrowski
I was raised to play craps at the young age of seven.
Tom Griswold
That's Christie's game.
Pat Godwin
My game.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Love it.
Joe Dombrowski
You know, it's just a lead in with throwing dice against the wall, and the next thing you know, you're at the craps table. Oh, y. And then roulette, because it's just so easy. You don't have to think about it.
Chick McGee
Everybody wins at roulette.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Everybody can win at roulette. Do they? I don't like. They know you win, then you lose.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, you win and you lose.
Tom Griswold
We were talking about gambling earlier because this is the peak gambling season.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, we had some stats on the number of people who bet on the college basketball.
Chick McGee
Yes, we did.
Tom Griswold
Story that chick did not find interesting.
Chick McGee
No, I. I didn't. I was going right along with the program until Josh.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I was real bored.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Josh's defense, he doesn't care for basketball.
Tom Griswold
No.
Josh Arnold
Completely indifferent to it.
Ace Cosby
I don't either.
Josh Arnold
I hold no ill will towards it. I'm not angry about anything.
Tom Griswold
Except you dislike people who enjoy.
Josh Arnold
That is not true.
Ace Cosby
Anybody enjoys anything I enjoy.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Yeah. Now, what's. Mr. Dombrowski, what kind of activities do you enjoy? Let me.
Josh Arnold
Boy, does this feel like a congressional hearing.
Joe Dombrowski
Do you feel like I'm going to say the wrong thing and my career is going to be over in a blink of an eye?
Tom Griswold
No, I'm. I'm serious. Do you. I'm not going to say something like, do you bowl or do you. Do you enjoy Judy Garland movies?
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
And I love a good pride and an orgy, too.
Chick McGee
Tom.
Joe Dombrowski
What do you know?
Chick McGee
I mean, serious.
Tom Griswold
Would you like to watch sports? Do you like to paint?
Joe Dombrowski
Love sports. Big in the March madness right now. It is exhilarating. I mean, tall men in short shorts. Could you believe that?
Josh Arnold
Is that what you wanted, Griswold?
Joe Dombrowski
No. I'm a big knitter, by the way, and I have 7 rescue pit go. I donate to Sarah McLachlan every month. Don't they?
Tom Griswold
No, don't they? No. I want to have a fun interview. Not.
Pat Godwin
You are embarrassment to all of us.
Joe Dombrowski
No, my hobbies are redoing my house.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's cool.
Joe Dombrowski
We're very handy. There's a lot of. We have a lot of projects going on at the house and it's fun. I live in an old mid century modern.
Tom Griswold
Oh, hey, can I give you some a tip here?
Joe Dombrowski
I don't know if I want it.
Tom Griswold
Yes, you do. No, you do. And Christy will back me up on this. Just give me the name of one of your projects. Don't give me like you're Kitchen. Kitchen.
Joe Dombrowski
Okay, now the name one of my expensive.
Tom Griswold
No, no, that's not the answer.
Joe Dombrowski
Keep going.
Tom Griswold
When is it? When is it going to be done?
Joe Dombrowski
Hopefully in six months.
Tom Griswold
No, the answer is not the right answer. At least two years. What do you think, Christy?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, probably I might take a bath with a toaster.
Pat Godwin
Are you having someone else do the work or are you doing it yourself?
Joe Dombrowski
No, here's the thing. I married one of those people who can do anything. Like not even watch a YouTube video. Just can do it.
Pat Godwin
Oh, God.
Joe Dombrowski
So we are doing it ourselves, which is great, but also like, I don't want to. I don't want to. I want to get home. I want to have a cocktail. I don't want to go to bed. I don't want to like grout tile. Look at me.
Tom Griswold
Take forever.
Joe Dombrowski
I mean, I look like I could be of heterosexual descent, but honey, I am not.
Chick McGee
And one night you come home, you have that martini, you look around. Oh, the kitchen's done.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Great.
Pat Godwin
Let's hope that dream.
Joe Dombrowski
Let's.
Tom Griswold
No, Christy. Christy's doing it right now. I just went through for a four year build.
Chick McGee
We went through it every day. Oh, hell's gonna be done.
Joe Dombrowski
No, you got.
Josh Arnold
It's a blessing, you guys. You have the means and you have the ability to.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but you can have all the means you want. But the, the time and the lack.
Pat Godwin
Of people showing up.
Josh Arnold
I've never heard more people complain about. About getting new nice things.
Tom Griswold
Oh, my gosh.
Ace Cosby
My large took an extra month.
Tom Griswold
It's hard. They bring the wrong color tile days rolling.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no.
Chick McGee
Disaster.
Josh Arnold
The granite Guy is a week later than he said he would go.
Tom Griswold
It's marble.
Ace Cosby
Nine car garage.
Tom Griswold
Get it right.
Joe Dombrowski
No, not marble.
Pat Godwin
It was right on time. And I love my granite.
Chick McGee
I told you we shouldn't put the gift shop over there on that side of the house. Wow.
Joe Dombrowski
Money goes a long way in Indiana. Indianapolis. Jesus Christ, you guys.
Tom Griswold
So your hobby is redoing your house?
Joe Dombrowski
My hobby is project managing.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Joe Dombrowski
It's just like watching.
Tom Griswold
Now, in all truth, regardless of the nature of one's relationship, of which the nature is homosexual, that's a much more direct way of saying what I was trying to say.
Joe Dombrowski
Let me in.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Keeping a relationship intact while building a house or redecorating one is rough. I think it's interesting because when the guy painting hands you a divorce attorney's name. Hey, just in case. Most of my clients need this. It's tough because there's a lot of arguing and.
Josh Arnold
But don't you let the Alpha decorator just do their thing?
Tom Griswold
No, no, I let Kelly make all the decisions.
Josh Arnold
That's what I'm saying. That's what I mean.
Pat Godwin
I'll go. Do you like this? He'll go, whatever you want, honey.
Tom Griswold
Now, where do you stand in this particular relationship with your man?
Joe Dombrowski
Well, you know, I think we're just in a happier place. Place because we look out our windows, we have beautiful views of the ocean and everything. And you guys look out your windows and you see corn. So we're just in a better spot.
Chick McGee
You know, that sounded like a shot.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no.
Joe Dombrowski
But I don't. I wouldn't call it a shot. I would call it, you know, a massacre.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Not one shot, but a machine gun spray.
Tom Griswold
There's a lack of water. It's terrible.
Joe Dombrowski
All I'm trying to grow.
Tom Griswold
I'm trying to grow some corn next to the pool house. So we'll see.
Pat Godwin
I don't think your HOA will allow that.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Once again, welcome to the Bob and Tom program. If you're just joining us, we're sure having fun.
Pat Godwin
Yes, we are.
Tom Griswold
Where are we? Oh, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom.
Pat Godwin
Program that hasn't done anything for a while.
Tom Griswold
And I think we've. Our guest, Joe Dombrowski is regretting coming in. I think we're going to ask him to play a song for Pat.
Ace Cosby
Hold on. The Baileys.
Josh Arnold
Or vice versa.
Pat Godwin
Or vice versa.
Tom Griswold
No.
Chick McGee
Are you.
Tom Griswold
No. Pat's choking.
Chick McGee
Are you switching to something, Pat?
Joe Dombrowski
Is that what I giving us, a Little Wagon Wheel WA2 scene.
Ace Cosby
Stop that.
Chick McGee
You're my wagon wheel.
Ace Cosby
Thomas here. The song that you inspired. You and Osu in the green room with talking about.
Chick McGee
Yes, yes. We're talking about a heart problem.
Joe Dombrowski
Where am I? We're talking about our divorce, horses and heart problems. Do you need your AARP card?
Chick McGee
Yes, you do, you young whippersnapper.
Ace Cosby
I'm gonna sing now.
Joe Dombrowski
Thank you. Careful, you might hurt yourself.
Josh Arnold
Forgot my glasses.
Joe Dombrowski
Joke. Of course you did.
Ace Cosby
You're distracting me.
Joe Dombrowski
Well, take us away, Fraulein Maria.
Tom Griswold
Let's do it.
Ace Cosby
They call me a hypochondriac. Think I'm having a heart attack. Oh, I got a little freckle getting bigger on my back. Something's wrong with my right hand. Should I express my anal gland? Oh, I got that celiac. They say I'm a hypochondriac. This went over better yesterday.
Josh Arnold
Well.
Ace Cosby
Shut up, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Don't crap on your own song.
Ace Cosby
Chicks got glaucoma. I think I got it. Oh, Tom had a torn retina. I probably got two. Josh had appendicitis and right wrist arthritis. Oh, and as much as I try to fight it, I think I have bursitis. I gotta do a funny voice sometimes to get a laugh.
Joe Dombrowski
Thank you.
Ace Cosby
Bronchitis, meningitis, hepatitis. I googled the symptoms and Joe insert names in to get you. Joe. I'm pretty sure I'm their lady. His victim. Like a retired old timer. I'm pretty sure I have Alzheimer's.
Josh Arnold
This is longer than I remembered it.
Chick McGee
Can you let it stay way longer?
Tom Griswold
Let Josh maybe. Let Josh scatter verse.
Joe Dombrowski
That's the prelude to a funeral.
Ace Cosby
Now watch Josh, cuz he's such a smart ass. Is going to scat now.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you want a little bit of the.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I didn't know you.
Chick McGee
Oh, put me in after scanning. Put me in coach.
Josh Arnold
Oh, Rip zip and the flowers of Bin Zabi.
Joe Dombrowski
Don't do that with your hand.
Chick McGee
I have to go with the hand.
Joe Dombrowski
Stop it.
Josh Arnold
I'm fully erected. Hip, hip and grobbledy Snoop.
Ace Cosby
All right, Chick, you got the slide whistle?
Joe Dombrowski
Ready There.
Josh Arnold
He wasn't even ready.
Joe Dombrowski
Not a slide.
Tom Griswold
Where am I?
Joe Dombrowski
People listen to this show.
Josh Arnold
They used to.
Joe Dombrowski
In what nursing home? This is insane.
Ace Cosby
Never took a lesson.
Joe Dombrowski
Grab the slide whistle.
Tom Griswold
And he did do the the do the do the CF sound.
Joe Dombrowski
What do you got, Tom? Pull something out of your ass.
Chick McGee
And there's my capital.
Tom Griswold
Everyone, you hear it? I'm producing this. Be quiet.
Ace Cosby
Am a hypochondriac.
Tom Griswold
Joe Nebraska. We've Got. We've got an accord. And we'll make you feel at home. Play a. Play a poker.
Josh Arnold
I have a large kazoo. Do you want this show?
Joe Dombrowski
This is insane. Why do you guys play the most phallic instruments around? Someone's gonna pull an oboe out of.
Chick McGee
Their colon before I throw him the kazoo.
Josh Arnold
He doesn't want the kazoo.
Joe Dombrowski
I don't know. I don't need Covid again.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Ace Cosby
Hypochondriac. Bet my arteries line with black. Or it's not. Not psychosomatic. I'm a psycho maniac.
Chick McGee
I have two big.
Tom Griswold
You're ruining it.
Chick McGee
I keep ruining it.
Ace Cosby
I have two big round lumps in my ball sack.
Tom Griswold
Find. He finally gets a joke.
Chick McGee
And you're.
Tom Griswold
You're over there around.
Chick McGee
He finally gets a joke.
Tom Griswold
He has lumps in his ball sack.
Chick McGee
I heard it.
Tom Griswold
That could have. That could affect any of us. Oh, sorry.
Pat Godwin
Not me.
Joe Dombrowski
Stop it. You have Tom Green on next. It's not funny.
Ace Cosby
I'm a. We're going to end big Conre. Can you go H. Joe?
Joe Dombrowski
I can't.
Josh Arnold
Rip it up a new.
Tom Griswold
There we go. Thank you. Wow.
Joe Dombrowski
Maybe the best morning radio I've ever done. If that's what we're calling this, this was a treat.
Josh Arnold
You're welcome.
Tom Griswold
Thank you.
Joe Dombrowski
Thank you.
Chick McGee
Well.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh. I don't know that I'm gonna be able to make it to the show tonight.
Tom Griswold
Now let's. Let's move forward here. Christy. Dust ourselves off. We have comedian Joe Dombrowski joining us in the studio. But Christie's.
Pat Godwin
Do you want to go back to the sleep thing or are we done with that?
Tom Griswold
That there's more.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Sleep hacks.
Pat Godwin
Some health experts say blue light emitted from our electronic devices disrupt our melatonin production and keep us awake. And that's a big thing that I.
Tom Griswold
That's. I doubt it very much.
Josh Arnold
No.
Tom Griswold
I'm really.
Josh Arnold
I'm a big believer in this.
Pat Godwin
Well, Dr. Gratiser said this too, is a myth. Josh.
Tom Griswold
Oh.
Josh Arnold
I don't trust this doctor anymore.
Pat Godwin
My research team has found that electronics do not have a significant impact on sleep.
Chick McGee
It's not him. It's his research.
Pat Godwin
If a regular bedtime aligned with someone's natural. Natural sleep wake cycle is maintained. So there is a caveat. But, yeah. He added, you still need to wind down before bed with more passive activities like watching TV or listening to a podcast.
Chick McGee
I see. All right.
Tom Griswold
Just because a book is on an electronic device doesn't make. I see no difference. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I kind of see what you're saying there. I guess mine's more mental. Like if you're doom scrolling. It's just not good for you.
Pat Godwin
Right. It gets into your head and then you're.
Tom Griswold
It depends. Yeah, it depends what you're watching. You don't want to watch the news under any circumstances.
Joe Dombrowski
There's also a difference between having your phone right up to your face and watching a TV on a wall nine feet away. Right. I would think.
Pat Godwin
And then finally, the phenomenon wherein couples sleep in separate beds or bedrooms called a sleep divorce.
Joe Dombrowski
What?
Pat Godwin
Dr. Gratiser approves of this trend. As do I saying there is strong evidence that factors like movement, noise and temperature imbalances from a bed partner can disrupt your sleep quality. Well, that makes sense.
Tom Griswold
That's become a big thing. The term sleep divorce I think is kind of stupid.
Josh Arnold
Dramatic, right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Really Cost me a quarter of a million dollars. No, no, laugh it up. Yeah, go ahead.
Tom Griswold
I wonder if there'd be any. This is gonna get me in trouble.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, lay it on.
Tom Griswold
Do you think that would be different with the. Statistically with gay couples?
Josh Arnold
What's that?
Joe Dombrowski
Well, we don't sleep, we just do coke and.
Ace Cosby
He deserves.
Joe Dombrowski
All right, I think I got here poppers.
Chick McGee
Right?
Joe Dombrowski
He deserves poppers. How did you know about that?
Ace Cosby
You know how I know.
Joe Dombrowski
I did know. Cuz I saw your dragging behind.
Chick McGee
You can say any damn thing you want.
Ace Cosby
Minutes.
Joe Dombrowski
We don't want to know where that guitar is anyway.
Tom Griswold
Hey, you know what we were talking about?
Chick McGee
Prolapse?
Tom Griswold
No. March Madness.
Joe Dombrowski
My favorite.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Chick Magee, Joe Dombrowski, I asked him about his podcast and he goes, oh, you don't really have to talk about it, but apparently if you're a teacher or ever have been a teacher, you're gonna want to check it out. We'll talk about that when we return and we'll try to get the show back on the rails. Sorry. These things happen.
Joe Dombrowski
You're not sorry.
Tom Griswold
No, exactly. Wait a minute. Oh, he figured this out. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom show.
Tom Griswold
And fun.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
Hello, Chick McGee at the orange insouls.com sports desk. Orange insoles, by the way. Oh, yes, they know what's going on. They know that. Sure, your, your bracket is probably busted.
Chick McGee
They know what time.
Tom Griswold
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Pat Godwin
And I'm glad I'm here today, Joe. You're a very nice breath of fresh air around here.
Joe Dombrowski
Thank you. And shout out to Silac Insurance.
Pat Godwin
Thank you.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Now we have Josh Arnold over there.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Tom Griswold
Are you going to be fishing this weekend?
Josh Arnold
No, I don't think so. I think it's a little. Yeah. Yeah. Where I'll be will be a little cold and rainy, but where you'll be.
Ace Cosby
Where are you going?
Chick McGee
You got a trip planned that you'd like to share with us or not?
Josh Arnold
Indianapolis, Indiana.
Joe Dombrowski
The best fish riddled with fentanyl, but the best.
Tom Griswold
I think Josh is a little irritated today.
Josh Arnold
No.
Tom Griswold
Yes. No.
Chick McGee
No.
Josh Arnold
What are. You cannot do that. Tom, if you ever want to piss me off, tell me that I'm pissed off. Eight years and I wish you would have learned this.
Tom Griswold
Sorry.
Joe Dombrowski
This is really good.
Tom Griswold
Let's talk with Christy about going to sleep. Christy, what else?
Pat Godwin
We're done with our sleep stuff.
Tom Griswold
Oh, sorry.
Chick McGee
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
What else have you got?
Pat Godwin
Well, we have a thing called Rent a Grandma. Have you heard about this?
Chick McGee
A what?
Pat Godwin
Rent a Grandma. Oh, Rent a Grandma, Granny, whatever you call her.
Chick McGee
Would you call your grandmother her first name? Lena?
Joe Dombrowski
No.
Chick McGee
No, I did. I don't know why I called my mom's parents Grandma Grandpa, but I called my dad's parents Lena and Wilbur.
Joe Dombrowski
What?
Chick McGee
I don't know why.
Joe Dombrowski
And what orphanage did they pick you up from?
Chick McGee
Well. Well, it was run by my parents, but it was an orphanage, really.
Joe Dombrowski
Well, I'm gonna go die. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
It's a business in Las Vegas, actually, providing a variety of services like nannying, babysitting in home care and cooking.
Tom Griswold
I imagine Rent a Grandma in Vegas, that's a little.
Chick McGee
Well, that's extra. What is it?
Tom Griswold
Is the word guilf?
Pat Godwin
No, guilph is not used. Rent a Grandma is currently employed individuals who have a large breadth of life experience.
Chick McGee
How long did it take us to teach him? Teach him? Guilt. It was like two years.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Guilt. What's that?
Joe Dombrowski
I love that. Someone had to teach him guilt. That's good.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That would be the correct terminology.
Pat Godwin
Yes, it would.
Tom Griswold
But they don't do that service.
Joe Dombrowski
What's the F for in that?
Pat Godwin
You know what a DILF is, right?
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. There's a deal. There's a Gil for MILF and a dil.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Wait a second.
Chick McGee
What are you.
Tom Griswold
I don't. This is pretty easy.
Pat Godwin
This is easy.
Tom Griswold
I was. I know. Sorry.
Joe Dombrowski
Don't worry.
Pat Godwin
I don't think you're a dilf.
Chick McGee
He's had all the children.
Josh Arnold
No, he's a guilt.
Chick McGee
No, no, no. Here's what he's had all the children. He's going to. There's no other reason to have sex.
Pat Godwin
Other time to reproduce. Well, he could still have more.
Tom Griswold
Now, Joe, you were kind of joking earlier about the name thing, but can I ask you, have you ever considered that? Is that going to be in your future?
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, yeah, I think I know. Like being a teacher. I always knew I wanted to be a dad. When it'll happen? I don't know, but that's in the cards for sure.
Tom Griswold
Okay. And then have you decided how you're going to do it?
Joe Dombrowski
Vaginally Personally, I think that would be the best.
Chick McGee
I mean, you want to say, aren't you short a uterus? That's what you want to say? No.
Tom Griswold
I mean, he could make it fine.
Joe Dombrowski
He's not adding up here.
Tom Griswold
I can give you something.
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Ace Cosby
I don't know how to tell you.
Joe Dombrowski
This, Joe, but you're kind of missing the right parts for this equation.
Tom Griswold
Joe. Maybe just that one.
Chick McGee
Put your seat out on the street.
Tom Griswold
Maybe just the one time. I can give you some coffee stirrers and some duct tape. You.
Joe Dombrowski
Do you want to hear something, too? We did, you know, being proactive. We did go to give our special samples to make sure that they were frozen and on ice in a mini fridge somewhere in Florida, I'm sure. And when we went to do that, the nurse looked at us and she said, joe and Morgan, I'm so sorry. I only have one room available. And I said, it's okay. We can go together. And she did not like that. Oh, she did not like. She didn't like that. I was like. I was actually. I was doing jokes. She said, you're not funny. I was like, well, this is kind of how I'm keeping the lights on, so. Comedy is relative, Pamela.
Pat Godwin
But how do you know which one you use?
Joe Dombrowski
Well, there's a thing called the swirl.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Pat Godwin
You mix them together.
Joe Dombrowski
Yep. They take a little bit of my nectar and a little bit of Morgan's.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I've seen this one. They turn it upside down before they give it to you. Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Turn it upside down. If it doesn't fall out of the.
Chick McGee
Cup, it tells me, just like Dairy.
Joe Dombrowski
Queen mix it, and they put in a petri dish, and then they just blow it into the vagine like a dead dandelion.
Tom Griswold
So you want. You see you asking mean questions.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, I love that.
Pat Godwin
Mean, mean.
Joe Dombrowski
Let me tell you what. I can take it.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Joe Dombrowski
Clearly.
Tom Griswold
That's interesting.
Pat Godwin
Did you know that?
Joe Dombrowski
You want to know, though? This is the thing with the whole IVF world and all that. It's all medical appointments, and I'm very nervous about this because I get uncomfortable in doctor's appointment. I had to get a colonoscopy last year, and the doctor looked at me at the pre check and was like, this might hurt a little. And I was like, I think we're fine. I think I'm gonna make this weird. Can I come back?
Chick McGee
Give me all you got, Doc.
Tom Griswold
You call that a knife? This is a knife.
Joe Dombrowski
I hate myself.
Tom Griswold
No, would you. This is. This will not be Indelicate. Yes, it will. Do. You look much like your.
Joe Dombrowski
Yes. Which is so weird. When we moved in our new neighborhood, our neighbor was like, are you guys brothers? I was like, I hope not.
Tom Griswold
So the reason I'm asking, obviously. So if, If. If it was in fact a swirl, would you always walk around wondering who was the tadpole donor?
Joe Dombrowski
No, I'm the Polish one. So just ask it a math question. If it tells you a color, it's mine.
Chick McGee
What's seven times eight? Blue.
Tom Griswold
Okay, now this is a much more mild question. Are you and your husband of a similar size so you can borrow each other's clothes?
Joe Dombrowski
Didn't think we're going there, but yes, we do wear the same ruby be slipper. Tom, what are you asking?
Josh Arnold
Bravo.
Ace Cosby
Bravo.
Tom Griswold
I have no idea. That would be.
Joe Dombrowski
And what are you naming her child? Liza Manelli.
Chick McGee
Oh, there's a new documentary, Liza on Apple tv. Look at you.
Joe Dombrowski
Look at this.
Chick McGee
The pride flow.
Joe Dombrowski
Grand marshal over here.
Chick McGee
I dabble.
Tom Griswold
Go old. Don't go Liza. Go old school. Go. Go, Dorothy. Okay, we've done our work, but we have more to do. We'll get to it. I should point out that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more. Bob and Tom next.
Tom Griswold
Seconds.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Pat.
Chick McGee
There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. And here's Tom with special guests all around.
Tom Griswold
I thought we were gonna do the whole off the full name thing. I always like that we say, hello, Chick McGee.
Chick McGee
Hello, Tom Griswold.
Tom Griswold
Oh, hey. Oh, hi. Hi, Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hi, Tom Griswold.
Tom Griswold
Over there at our desk, it's Christy Lee.
Pat Godwin
Oh, hello, Tom Griswold.
Tom Griswold
And our guest, Joe.
Pat Godwin
Yes. Didn't take your husband's name, huh?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. Okay. Not that guy.
Tom Griswold
Well, I mean, let's. Let's face it.
Joe Dombrowski
I. Yeah, Every time you talk to me, I'm like, what is he gonna say?
Chick McGee
You and your husband sit around and you see it and go, good Lord, how gay is that guy? Do you guys do that?
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, yeah. Have you met a gay guy? We're the judgiest species in the planet. You should see what I'm thinking about. You.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute now.
Tom Griswold
Your. Your last name is once again Dumbrowski. And that. That's. That's your maiden name. Oh, Jesus.
Josh Arnold
Joe is laughing so hard. Not for the same reasons that you are.
Chick McGee
Joe is laughing for all the right reasons.
Tom Griswold
Is that. Is that a thing?
Chick McGee
Tom, I've said this before. You talked us. When some people come on the show, you talk to them like they're a penguin.
Tom Griswold
I've never spoken. I've never spoken to a rhinoceros that can speak. Fascinating. No. Is that a thing in the gay community?
Joe Dombrowski
Made a name.
Tom Griswold
I mean, is there. Do people share the name? Do they do that?
Joe Dombrowski
Well, I think it depends on the individual. Like, what'd you do with your first seven marriages? I don't.
Ace Cosby
Attaboy, Joe.
Tom Griswold
No, I hate. That's a fair, fair question. I was just wondering because maybe you're thinking, wow, Dombrowski's kind of clunky. Maybe, maybe I'll take my husband just to be a little more.
Joe Dombrowski
Is it clunky? You should watch me play basketball before you made that judgment.
Chick McGee
He'll take you to the. I was going to say hole, but.
Tom Griswold
We'Ve already covered that. Or uncovered.
Joe Dombrowski
We have a strict under 40 law in this house.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Okay, let's see now, we're kind of stalling here. Do we. Are we.
Josh Arnold
We learned. You fish. He fishes. Yeah. Joe was just showing us photos. He caught a sturgeon, which is, you know, one of those prehistoric, gigantic, 400 pound.
Joe Dombrowski
400 pound fish. It was incredible.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that must have been a thrill.
Joe Dombrowski
I mean, pull. I. The next day it was like a full workout trying to get that thing in the boat. It was insane. Super fun. We fish a lot in British Columbia, which. Which is. Which is a treat of living in Seattle.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's great.
Tom Griswold
Did you ever fish when you lived in Michigan?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, a lot. Quite a bit. We lived. I. When I went to school, I went to central Michigan, which is right on the Chippewa River. So it was very rainbow trout and.
Pat Godwin
Have you fly fish?
Joe Dombrowski
I have never fly fished, but I would love to have you.
Pat Godwin
No, that apparently is the hero, the.
Tom Griswold
Heroin, the heroine of fishing.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I have a girlfriend who. You start doing that all over the country.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, Joshua. Fly fishing.
Josh Arnold
No, no, no, Home. Never have tried it.
Joe Dombrowski
Just dipping in there for crappy or what.
Josh Arnold
Mostly largemouth bass. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Although after today's show, he was. He's been thinking about retiring and fishing a lot more and not having to sit next to me.
Ace Cosby
No, no, no, it was a rough moment.
Tom Griswold
I don't blame.
Josh Arnold
No, it wasn't a rough moment. That's the. You cannot tell me that I'm having rough moments. Then it becomes a rough moment.
Joe Dombrowski
You see, I just love you. I do.
Tom Griswold
Prophecy. I'm not sure we're gonna. Our hookup is gonna hook up. So why don't we.
Chick McGee
Why don't you and Ohio. Hookup time. Nobody. Nobody saw that coming. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I have a quick question.
Chick McGee
Me and you.
Tom Griswold
I kind of saw it. I have kind of a serious question.
Joe Dombrowski
Because you're raising your hand.
Tom Griswold
No, I'm. I'm signaling to him. Ellen DeGeneres, I would always say, had the best produced show on tv. I thought it was so well done.
Chick McGee
Well, she beat everyone. That's why.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
We find out now that she was.
Tom Griswold
She was. And I thought she was really nice and I thought she was very, very funny. I know you did her show a lot, and I don't want to be trashing her, but I thought she was funny and I thought she was.
Josh Arnold
I think her stand up is still fantastic. I know that.
Joe Dombrowski
Timeless.
Josh Arnold
Now, has she officially retired from stand up?
Joe Dombrowski
No. You know, no. She just filmed. She's filmed two specials in England. Seattle.
Josh Arnold
Okay, good.
Joe Dombrowski
She's in England currently. But, you know, the funny thing about you saying that Tom, too, that's probably one of the number one questions that I get on the road is like, how was Zelen? Was she really mean? It's not my lived experience. She was so cool to me every time I was on the show.
Tom Griswold
She was great when she was in here.
Joe Dombrowski
But the best part about it is she really took me and like, made a moment where nobody else was around, and she was like, I. She's like, you're a stand up comic. I was like, thank you. I'm trying. She's like, I don't think you're hearing me. She goes, you're very, very funny. I think you should do something with that. And this is one of those moments where you look at someone who you've idolized for your entire life, and this woman's light a fire under my ass. And then I left that show and I was like, I am gonna do it. Like, I do not care what people say. It was just those quick words, so say what you want about her. Maybe she was mean to some people, that's fine. But she got my career going and I'll never not be thankful for that.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And yeah. It's like when I say to Josh, maybe you should retire and go fishing, it lights.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I didn't realize.
Chick McGee
You see the analogy much the same.
Josh Arnold
Thing I realized he was encouraging me to do it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I always thought her stand up was great.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Whatever. People, incredible career people in this world, they pick certain things that everybody has to collectively mock. We were talking like the band Nickelback. They've got some great songs. Calm down.
Joe Dombrowski
Isn't that wild? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Or Dane Cook had some great stand up comedy. Everybody kind of picks. So here's the one we're gonna go after.
Joe Dombrowski
You want to take down who's on top, Right. And here's the thing. Whatever. You get that big and you're not gonna be mean to somebody every once in a while to get what needs to be done.
Tom Griswold
How do you think I got this way?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. I've been on the show.
Pat Godwin
I think he gets it.
Joe Dombrowski
Cool it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. We are speaking with comedian. And he is a comedian. He is Joe Dombrowski. And we're gonna kind of stall. We're hoping to hook up with Tom Green. We may have a technical issue here. So let's. Let's grab another news story at the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Leave.
Pat Godwin
Financial services company Klarna Depart is partnering with Doordash.
Chick McGee
Klarna?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. What is the hell's Karna.
Pat Godwin
L A R N A Klarna.
Tom Griswold
This is. This story really bugs me.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
It's a buy now, pay later deal. They're going to offer you a payment plan for your food delivery, but for doordash or doordash.
Chick McGee
Hang on a second. I love this. I love it very much. You need talk to me some more.
Tom Griswold
All right, how crappy is your credit? If you've got to.
Chick McGee
No, I don't think that's enough.
Tom Griswold
Get payments for Taco Tico delivery.
Chick McGee
That's the best. Yeah. You know how often I Doordash they call me if I don't call them first? Every day. I mean.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you have to do it on payments.
Chick McGee
Well, may. Well just.
Josh Arnold
Well, she hasn't finished the.
Pat Godwin
I haven't finished the story, so maybe if you'd let me.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, she got you. She took you down, collected you and put you back.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I would disagree, but is there more?
Pat Godwin
Why don't you read it?
Ace Cosby
No, no, no.
Tom Griswold
I don't even know what it is.
Pat Godwin
No, no, no. Clara said Door Dash customers are going to be able to pay in full at checkout. Split payments into four equal interest free installments.
Tom Griswold
Oh, my God.
Pat Godwin
Or defer to dates that align conveniently with their payday.
Chick McGee
So you talk about living paycheck to paycheck.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. You got to get your layaway for your Chipotle, Come on.
Chick McGee
Well, I can't have that big trip to New York. I got to pay off my door dash.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Good lord.
Tom Griswold
I mean, is it just me? This. Well, I don't know. It just seems a little bit ridiculous. But I guess people will do it.
Pat Godwin
Oh, if there wasn't a need, there wouldn't be.
Tom Griswold
I'm guessing the interest rate is probably the same as those.
Pat Godwin
It said interest free.
Tom Griswold
Those check places.
Chick McGee
Oh, there's. They're making money somehow.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, for sure.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
No. Yeah. I don't know. It just seems really odd to me that you don't have enough cash to pay for your.
Chick McGee
You don't. You don't doordash. You like to go pick up and you don't go through drive throughs. You like.
Tom Griswold
This is. This is a constant argument at my house.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I bet.
Pat Godwin
I. I bet that's one of many.
Chick McGee
I bet it's not the only one.
Tom Griswold
I don't care to go through drive thrus, but I do prefer to pick up. If we go out, I'll pick up food myself. Occasionally the girls will doordash. I don't like doing.
Chick McGee
Really?
Ace Cosby
That's good.
Chick McGee
All right.
Tom Griswold
Certain things aren't good. Good. Sushi is never good unless you're in the. In the restaurant. Oh, I hate.
Joe Dombrowski
Absolutely.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I like takeout sushi.
Joe Dombrowski
No, you know, don't ever the rice E. Coli like that again.
Tom Griswold
The rice is crappy enough.
Chick McGee
No, but I mean, if I have a problem and I need cleaned out, I'll order some stuff.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, my God.
Chick McGee
Right out, baby.
Tom Griswold
I don't like drive throughs either. I'll go through them occasionally.
Pat Godwin
Too convenient for you.
Chick McGee
Not only will you go through them, you'll get them mixed up. You'll try to order something, you'll think you're at one drive through, but you were at another.
Tom Griswold
Oh, the best one was when I went to pick up my son's. I was a Burger king. I went, ordered, paid, drove off, got home, released. I didn't have the food, went back to the place, walked in and the manager said, oh, hey, aren't you Tom? And of course I said, no, I'm Bob, but thanks for the food.
Chick McGee
That's exactly right.
Ace Cosby
Don't you go to Chick fil a and order Panera?
Pat Godwin
Yes, that's.
Tom Griswold
Those places look exactly the same and they're right next to each other.
Chick McGee
Panera and Chick fil a look exactly the same. No.
Josh Arnold
Well, they are both loaded with milfs.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that's true.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And by the way I just. In all truth, Chick Fil A has got the drive.
Joe Dombrowski
Different definitions of milf.
Tom Griswold
They've got the drive thru down.
Pat Godwin
Yes, they do have the drive through down.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Now, is mentioning chickfila problematic? It can be okay.
Joe Dombrowski
Do you know the history behind. Well, let me tell you, it's my pleasure.
Chick McGee
I.
Joe Dombrowski
It's deeply rooted.
Chick McGee
I support you guys, but if you had the chicken nuggets, you die.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, my God.
Chick McGee
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Sorry.
Josh Arnold
I do think you people should get over it.
Tom Griswold
I prefer when you say. When you say the fellas.
Josh Arnold
Then you're eliminating those other gay types.
Tom Griswold
Others what?
Joe Dombrowski
Name the softball team while you're at it.
Josh Arnold
Oh, some of them do roller derby.
Tom Griswold
That's true. Joe Dombrowski. Now, speaking for all gay men, there.
Josh Arnold
Have to be some hilarious straight jokes, like, among gay people that we have no idea is going on, right?
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Like, oh, bad guy here.
Chick McGee
I don't think he's. He's allowed to pass it on.
Tom Griswold
Let me ask you this. Have you ever done a show just strictly for a gay audience and. Yes. And if so, do you turn it up a little bit?
Joe Dombrowski
I was having fun.
Josh Arnold
Now, when you were 10 or 11 and chose to be gay.
Joe Dombrowski
I was having a good time.
Josh Arnold
I guess what I'm asking is one of my.
Joe Dombrowski
Let me tell you what. I'm gonna come to your house and pinch your oxygen cord.
Tom Griswold
You'll trip over like several kids.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, I'm sure.
Tom Griswold
I'm sure.
Joe Dombrowski
And your days of the week pill too.
Josh Arnold
One of my favorite jokes, my. My good friend, a lesbian friend, told me, and it's only. You have to know lesbians to get this joke, I think.
Chick McGee
Who.
Joe Dombrowski
Tracy Chapman, which is average.
Josh Arnold
She goes, what does a lesbian bring on a second date? Have you heard?
Joe Dombrowski
No.
Josh Arnold
A moving truck.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. No, it's. It's true.
Josh Arnold
Exactly.
Joe Dombrowski
That's so true.
Josh Arnold
That joke is so funny in that. So I was wondering if there are straight jokes that we just don't hear that are shared among gay people.
Joe Dombrowski
I. It. The first one I can think of is that shirt. But other than that.
Tom Griswold
Now, wait a second.
Joe Dombrowski
What? I said what? Have stock in Duth trading company or what is it?
Tom Griswold
Car Heart.
Josh Arnold
Thank you very much.
Joe Dombrowski
Even better. God, we love it. We love it.
Josh Arnold
You don't like this shirt?
Joe Dombrowski
It's. It's wonderful for you.
Tom Griswold
There's. There's no. There's a. There's a dated lesbian joke.
Joe Dombrowski
Tell us. Please cancel the show before we even get this.
Tom Griswold
Is. This came from when I was in college in New York. York The. The joke was, how do you know you're in a lesbian bookstore? There's no humor section. But I think times have changed that we found there many gay women out there, but there was a time when we found them.
Josh Arnold
He sounds like he's an archaeologist.
Tom Griswold
If you were hovering around Barnard College and you thought, wow, no sense of humor and ugly.
Joe Dombrowski
Scissor me timbers with that one.
Josh Arnold
My feelings are hurt about the shirt.
Joe Dombrowski
I'm sorry. You know, someone had to tell you. Okay. I don't know. What do you look like you're just gonna dig out of a manhole in that thing? Like, what are you doing? Freeze.
Tom Griswold
Joe's. Joe's hat's not gonna help him pass.
Joe Dombrowski
It's really. You know, I do look like I could be of heterosexual descent. If you look at me and then you turn the sound down, the thing is up. Really a treat that we do.
Chick McGee
Did you see that documentary? Do I sound gay?
Joe Dombrowski
I did.
Chick McGee
I love that documentary.
Joe Dombrowski
You did?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Joe Dombrowski
Are we doing research?
Chick McGee
Yeah, between that and Liza. Holy heck.
Pat Godwin
Are there late life male gay? I mean, are you sure?
Joe Dombrowski
Can we break that down? Is sure. Her sentence was are there. Are there late life male gay. Truly a literary work of art. That was. Are there late life male gay gorillas? What are we asking?
Chick McGee
There are late life gay lesbians is.
Pat Godwin
What you're saying, right?
Joe Dombrowski
Many.
Pat Godwin
Right. So do men do the same thing?
Chick McGee
Well.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
It's your turn, chick.
Chick McGee
Sure. Maybe it's my turn. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Boy, that'd be good for the show.
Chick McGee
I got this late.
Joe Dombrowski
We'd lose half your viewership.
Chick McGee
I beg your pardon? I've been called. I've been told I'm a bear. Isn't that right, Josh? I'm a bear.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Joe Dombrowski
Now, do you guys know the breakdown that was. Do you know the breakdown of. We. We do like to put each other in boxes. Is bear is one of them. I don't know what bear is.
Tom Griswold
I think boxes.
Joe Dombrowski
It's all of you. And then there's other categories, too. The one is an otter, right? That is, yes. Well, how do you know?
Josh Arnold
Because I've had otters.
Joe Dombrowski
Because you were at Metro last night. I saw you there.
Josh Arnold
Well, Thursdays are the night to go.
Joe Dombrowski
Well, look at you.
Josh Arnold
I've been told by otters that I'm a bear. And yeah, I attract.
Chick McGee
What?
Joe Dombrowski
Otters.
Tom Griswold
Do you know what's an otter again, Brian?
Josh Arnold
Ryan.
Joe Dombrowski
Of course. Yes, Ryan. I'll give him a call after today.
Tom Griswold
What's an otter?
Joe Dombrowski
An otter is. Okay, so do you know what a.
Tom Griswold
Bear Is yes, yes, yes.
Joe Dombrowski
A bear.
Tom Griswold
Hairy game.
Joe Dombrowski
Bigger hairy man. And then an otter is a slimmer hairy game. And I would fall under otter. And then there's twink, which is tiny, little skinny, hairless, basically dolphin skin.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Joe Dombrowski
Youthful.
Tom Griswold
I like twink. Now, can I use twink or twink. Is that pejorative if I use twink?
Joe Dombrowski
No, you can use it. Just don't throw that around next time you go to Bangkok. But anyway. And then there's twunk, which is when a twink grows up and they get a little hunky. They're not a twink or quite a hunk. They're a twonk.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Chunky or hunky?
Joe Dombrowski
Hunky. Hunky. They still got some definition. Don't have a FUPA yet, but they're good. Do you know that one? Do you know fupa? Look down. Anyway.
Chick McGee
I think we covered fupa.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Joe Dombrowski
I don't think you're ever gonna do that.
Tom Griswold
We. We will be continuing, I hope. Well, I'll tell you what. This doesn't apply to you. Men of a certain age applies to you. Yes, that's right. Men of a certain age.
Josh Arnold
While you do this, I'm gonna go change my shirt.
Joe Dombrowski
And register for therapy.
Tom Griswold
I have something kind of shiny. Men of a certain age and women of a certain age know that. Hey, wait a minute. When I retire, I'm not going to get that gold watch and keep getting paid. That's where annuities come in. Who are the annuities expert? Of course It's Silac Insurance. 61% of Americans are a little bit concerned about when they get older. This is where this comes in. You can keep getting a paycheck if you have an annuity. All set up from the experts at silac.s I L a C a Silac annuity may be just the thing for you. Certain restrictions apply. See if you qualify. Head to silacins.com or just go to bobandtom.com and Chick Magee will walk you through the process. That's S I L A c I n s.com or bobandtom.com find out about feeling better tomorrow because you know when those tomorrows down the road, you're gonna still be getting some cash. It's that simple. We're hanging out with comedian Joe Dombrowski. We're coming right back from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Show.
Joe Dombrowski
What is it? It's a Bob and Tom and they were so Excited.
Tom Griswold
See, it's Joe. Wait a minute. You start.
Chick McGee
We're back with Joe Domi, comedian, here on the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy and Josh and Ace and Pat. Hello, Tom.
Tom Griswold
Oh, hey. Hi, Ch. We're hanging out with a comedian, Joe Domi, and we've learned a lot. We're trying to ask Twink and delicately Bears. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
You don't like my shirt? Now, what I need to know is you didn't mention this until about 10 minutes ago. Did you immediately not like it when you first saw me? Did you go, oh, why is that guy wearing that shirt?
Joe Dombrowski
Listen. Yes, yeah, listen.
Josh Arnold
Because I need to learn.
Joe Dombrowski
The one thing you guys gotta know is if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me. And it was in my head. It was stewing around in there.
Josh Arnold
Aren't you just looking for the time to tell me?
Joe Dombrowski
We needed to know each other first, Josh. We needed to know each other first.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Joe Dombrowski
And you know what? Now we're friends.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yes.
Joe Dombrowski
Okay. Being insulting is gay. Love language.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Joe Dombrowski
That's how we do it.
Josh Arnold
Thank you.
Pat Godwin
You can take him shopping today.
Joe Dombrowski
I could take him shop. You know, we all love to shop with a good bear. It's great.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Cool.
Joe Dombrowski
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Tom Griswold
Is there like a special section of Amazon?
Josh Arnold
A special.
Chick McGee
And you know you're there, the rainbow flag pops up.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my God.
Joe Dombrowski
Really? Can we also talk about this over here? Four pairs of glasses. That doesn't tell you where I'm at right now. I was like, how many eyes do you have?
Pat Godwin
How many does he lose in a week?
Ace Cosby
That's a problem. I keep losing them.
Joe Dombrowski
So.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Pat's a mess.
Joe Dombrowski
You're doing great.
Tom Griswold
No, keep going.
Joe Dombrowski
You're almost there.
Tom Griswold
Pat, when you hit 40, you'll have that bowl of glasses at your house.
Joe Dombrowski
Me, everyone. Not me, baby. We're doing Lasik.
Tom Griswold
You can for that. Well, now we're speaking with comedian Joe Dombrowski. We've pretty much covered everything. This is going to be awkward.
Chick McGee
Oh, good.
Tom Griswold
Now I do this to everybody, but in a different way.
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, no.
Tom Griswold
So now just let me make us.
Chick McGee
Feel like we want to run away and never talk to anyone again when.
Tom Griswold
Like, if we have a professional football player. Yes, I will say, what is the best movie about professional football players? Fair.
Joe Dombrowski
Fair.
Tom Griswold
Category 1 Best Movie about stand up comedy. Is there a good one? I'm not sure if there is one. Not a. Not a. Not a video of a comedian on.
Joe Dombrowski
Stage, but a movie about the documentaries count.
Tom Griswold
No, the.
Joe Dombrowski
They have to.
Tom Griswold
Okay. If to make a good.
Joe Dombrowski
The Comedian.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Joe Dombrowski
Have you heard of it?
Josh Arnold
I love that movie. I watch it once a year.
Joe Dombrowski
I watch it once a year.
Josh Arnold
Oh, nice.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I watch it. It's like when little kids find out they have the same birthday as what we just did. I watched the Comedian once a year too. Did we just become best friends? The comedian follows a younger Jerry Seinfeld after the show and how he's gonna get back on the road and start building his material again. And how he takes it from 10 minute sets in New York York to clubs, to theaters, to doing it as a special. And it's just as a comic. It's so grounding to watch that and to see like somebody of that level of success do it and know that it's possible. It's very, very cool to watch.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Because what was the film with Sally Field and Punchline?
Josh Arnold
Punchline has a couple moments that ring true and then a couple that really don't ring true. But yeah, I was just wondering if.
Tom Griswold
Anybody had one that was really nailed it.
Josh Arnold
Kumail's movie, the Big Sick has some good stand up.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that we have in there. I like that movie.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Good guy.
Tom Griswold
Now we can get back to the action with Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. Perhaps you have more stories.
Pat Godwin
Perhaps.
Tom Griswold
Okay, what are they about?
Pat Godwin
Chuck E. Cheese. Okay, they're opening its first location in Australia. Perth now reports the move comes one year after the global franchise signed a deal with Royal Hospitality Group.
Chick McGee
Hey, Josh. Someone stole my Perth.
Tom Griswold
Oh, wait a second. Hold on a minute.
Josh Arnold
That's a theme.
Chick McGee
Perth.
Tom Griswold
That's good.
Pat Godwin
But this venue promises family pizzas, multi level play zones, arcade games, climbing walls, an interactive dance floor, and of course the famous mouse mascot. But no band. Band.
Joe Dombrowski
See, they're band.
Chick McGee
They should bring the band.
Tom Griswold
I love the band.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
I used to love the band.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Now I grew up with showbiz.
Chick McGee
Same thing.
Josh Arnold
So is it exactly the same thing?
Chick McGee
One of them bought the other and I'm not sure which way it went.
Joe Dombrowski
That must be regionally specific.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, pizza. But it was.
Joe Dombrowski
It had the animatronics and all of it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the gorilla skee ball. And weren't you just in Australia?
Joe Dombrowski
I was, yeah, yeah, for my honeymoon.
Pat Godwin
Oh, nice.
Joe Dombrowski
We did Sydney and New Zealand as well.
Tom Griswold
Oh, lovely.
Joe Dombrowski
The cleanest city is Sydney in the world. I swear to God, it's amazing.
Pat Godwin
Always wanted to go there.
Joe Dombrowski
You gotta go.
Tom Griswold
Did you have a good time?
Joe Dombrowski
Amazing time. Amazing time. I was alarmed by the bats. Have you been? Have you guys been.
Chick McGee
No.
Joe Dombrowski
They have bats that come out every single night. And the body part of the bat is the size of a Chihuahua.
Josh Arnold
No kidding.
Joe Dombrowski
Yes.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Joe Dombrowski
And the wingspan. This isn't a joke. It's literally minimally three feet.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
And these things are flying through the sky. And I panicked when I first saw it. I said, this is an omen. We're about to go down. No, this just happens every single night.
Josh Arnold
Are they like those flying foxes?
Joe Dombrowski
Flying foxes? Yeah, man.
Tom Griswold
Every time we get a story about Australia, it's always some animal. And they're always. What is the word? Venomous. They've got.
Chick McGee
They have venomous ducks in Australia.
Tom Griswold
Nine of the top 10 venomous critters live in Australia. Apparently it's always very scary.
Joe Dombrowski
Scary makes sense.
Tom Griswold
Okay. If you're just joining us. Hi. This is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Great to be here. We're hanging out with comedian Joe Dombrowski, just back from Australia, speaking of New Zealand.
Pat Godwin
He was in New Zealand as well.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
What do you got?
Pat Godwin
Scientists captured footage of an octopus riding on the back of a shark.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's so fun.
Pat Godwin
The unlikely pair were spotted in the. Is it Hauraki Gulf off the northern coast of North New Zealand's North North Island? I don't know. The video shows an orange hued octopus using its tentacles to cling to the back of a large short fin mako shark as it swims.
Chick McGee
I think it's called the Gulf of America, isn't it? Aren't they gonna do that too?
Joe Dombrowski
You know, that article was probably written, someone was just high as hell. Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. They saw an octopus on a shark and they're like, this is going in.
Tom Griswold
That's cool, though.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's very cool. Researchers noted the site was particularly unusual since octopi or octopuses usually live on the ocean floor.
Joe Dombrowski
While sure.
Ace Cosby
I was.
Pat Godwin
Makos spend most of their time swimming near the surface.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Now mako sharks are the one body repair.
Tom Griswold
Okay, here's. I'm looking at the video. It's gigantic.
Chick McGee
I know. It's made.
Joe Dombrowski
The shark or the pussy?
Josh Arnold
How big is the puss?
Chick McGee
Get a look at that. Puss. Come here. Evidently, octopus. Come on, Tom. There's eight of them.
Tom Griswold
Thank you. Yeah. Unusual, certainly.
Pat Godwin
A man in Florida doing his part to reduce the invasive iguana population one egg at a time. John Johnson, owner and founder of Down.
Chick McGee
Johnson Johnson.
Tom Griswold
Oh, wait a minute. You mean. How are you this week, Mr. Johnson. You doesn't have to call me Johnson. My name is Raymond J. Johnson.
Chick McGee
Call me Ray.
Tom Griswold
Or you can call me J. Sorry. Do you know what that was?
Joe Dombrowski
I've been to a museum or two.
Pat Godwin
John Johnson, owner and founder of Down Goes Iguana, has been removing the reptiles for years, but decided to do something different when it came to getting rid of the eggs. He told WBBH TV cooks up iguana eggs.
Joe Dombrowski
No, I'm out.
Pat Godwin
Much like you would a chicken egg.
Chick McGee
I bet it's good, no?
Joe Dombrowski
Oh, my God. How do you know?
Pat Godwin
Combining the rich yolks with some milk, Latin inspired spices and garlic before whipping them up into an omelette with diced ham, peppers and onions.
Tom Griswold
Oh, aren't there little baby iguanas in them?
Joe Dombrowski
What happened to Darwinism? That person. It doesn't need to be with us.
Pat Godwin
I don't. What do you mean? Are there little baby iguanas in them? Not if they're not fertilized baby chickens.
Tom Griswold
You got to keep them separated then, right?
Pat Godwin
What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the iguanas, the boy iguanas and the girl iguanas.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Right?
Chick McGee
It's not like Christmas morning in Santa Claus, they come, put a baby at the egg.
Tom Griswold
I'm just saying.
Josh Arnold
Would you eat them? Would you try them?
Joe Dombrowski
Would you, boy?
Josh Arnold
I don't think so.
Joe Dombrowski
I think that's a lot.
Pat Godwin
I don't think so.
Josh Arnold
You would give it a shot and.
Tom Griswold
Then you get some kind of, like, lizard Covid.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You know, remember the story we had a couple days ago about the guy that ate a feral pig?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And he got some ungodly illness.
Pat Godwin
Yep. And he suffered with for two years because they had no idea what it was.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. No thought. Thanks.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah, no, I'm not having that.
Pat Godwin
How about the world's first tooth regrowth medicine? It's out there and undergoing clinical trials in Japan. The first phase of the trials have been going on in Osaka since last year. According to a newspaper report, the medicine is introduced intravenously to help individuals who are missing at least one back tooth. The tooth regrowth medicine deactivates a protein called USAG1, which you all knew, right?
Joe Dombrowski
Of course.
Pat Godwin
Which inhibits the growth of teeth.
Chick McGee
Teeth.
Pat Godwin
The team believes that in the future it may be possible to grow teeth not only in people with cognitive congenital conditions rather, but also in those who have lost teeth due to cavities or injuries.
Tom Griswold
So this would be great. Regrow them for a hockey team.
Joe Dombrowski
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Or for all of England.
Pat Godwin
Oh, there we go. That's Tom's one of his favorite go to's.
Joe Dombrowski
It is.
Tom Griswold
How about the meth community? Community, yeah.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I wonder if it could be applied elsewhere. Like you could, you know, create your own vagina dentata.
Tom Griswold
Vagina?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Why would I want that?
Joe Dombrowski
You've never heard of a teeth china? They're all the rage.
Tom Griswold
That's an old literary thing, right?
Josh Arnold
Vagina dental? Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I don't know if there have actually been recorded cases or not.
Tom Griswold
It's kind of a myth.
Chick McGee
If there haven't been a record, who came up with it?
Pat Godwin
No joke.
Tom Griswold
I remember reading about it.
Josh Arnold
It was an old somebody that ass beer. Yeah.
Chick McGee
It's like an elevator chopping people in half.
Josh Arnold
There's actually a movie called Teeth that's pretty decent. About a girl who has vagina dentata.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. So I'm gonna throw up now.
Tom Griswold
Well, ironically, her name was Flossy.
Joe Dombrowski
I literally can't handle this. How am I still here?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think, I think the, the booze is wearing off.
Joe Dombrowski
Yeah. I'm quickly coming to.
Pat Godwin
Lego has announced a line of Pokemon toy sets coming to store shelves next year. The two companies are collaborating on a new multi year partnership that promises to create a range of new possibilities for trainers and builders alike. So LEGO Pokemon sets will be released in 2026.
Tom Griswold
So they have to get a new bank to hold all the money they're going to get. Yeah, those will be huge. I've got a son that I think will be buying several of those immediate young men in their mother's basements.
Chick McGee
All of your sons are adults?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Sam has.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, he's a big Lego.
Tom Griswold
He's got the LEGO Death Star, doesn't he?
Chick McGee
Yeah, they're, they're.
Tom Griswold
It's insane. They're gigantic and they're pretty sad. Coming up, we have some exciting stuff.
Chick McGee
But first, together in the dark.
Tom Griswold
But first we need to explain that if you want to be putting together your Pokemon on Lego and have peace of mind, have peace.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Chick Magee. Joe Dombrowski is going to have to depart. It's my understanding I've just received a memo. Like I said, the booze is wearing off. He'll be coming to realizing. Oh my God, what happened? It's a great pleasure. Joe can be found in the world of podcasting, especially for you. People used to be teachers, right?
Joe Dombrowski
Yes, yes, yes. Listen to the crazy stories and it's called the social studies podcast.
Tom Griswold
The social studies podcast, believe it. And your social media easy to find if you can spell Dombrowski and it's D O M B R O W S K I. Are you a skier?
Joe Dombrowski
I don't even know anymore.
Tom Griswold
You got ski. You got ski right there in your name. I'd be so disappointed.
Josh Arnold
Very silly.
Chick McGee
You want to go ski?
Tom Griswold
You'd rather I said, well, you've got dumb in your name.
Chick McGee
That's Dom.
Tom Griswold
Oh, oh boy.
Joe Dombrowski
Can you read?
Tom Griswold
Tom, it's been a great pleasure. Hope to see you again soon. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.
Tom Griswold
Coming up.
Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
And we needed that because, let's face.
Chick McGee
It, a lot of go see him.
Tom Griswold
When he's near you busted, busted brackets, as they say.
Chick McGee
Oh yeah, everything's busted on my bracket.
Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
Yes, Soldier on.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. We have something important, of course, which is discussing the history of the universe that we live in. I think it's about time we did that, don't you?
Josh Arnold
Okay, well, we can hear a joke.
Tom Griswold
First year, we forgot to school our guest.
Pat Godwin
I know.
Chick McGee
I think all honesty, he, our guest was pretty funny.
Tom Griswold
Well, maybe Joe's listening in the car. Joe, pay attention.
Chick McGee
Here he is with his joke of the day.
Josh Arnold
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
Yes, Ace?
Josh Arnold
Why did the crab cross the road?
Chick McGee
Why did the crab cross the road? I don't know, Ace. Why it didn't.
Josh Arnold
It used the sidewalk.
Chick McGee
And he and Ace gave us a quick sidewalk.
Josh Arnold
Yes, Scuttled.
Pat Godwin
You know, this is joke of the day. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Chick McGee
Maryland basketball team who has a great chance to win the national championship. They call them the Crab Five.
Pat Godwin
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
After the Fab Five. You.
Tom Griswold
That's very nice.
Chick McGee
Go ahead, Christy.
Pat Godwin
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Tom Griswold
Thank you very much, Christy. Time now to do the segment we don't do here anymore.
Pat Godwin
Okay, let's do it.
Chick McGee
Today in history. March 21. And it's not Elton John's birthday. Elton John's Birthday is the 25th. Ah, I looked it up yesterday. So countdown is four days.
Tom Griswold
Happy birthday to the actor Timothy Dalton, fine actor, famous for playing James Bond.
Pat Godwin
And now he's in 1923 as a bad guy. He's horrible in that show.
Chick McGee
Oh, he is in that.
Pat Godwin
He's good, but he's horrible.
Tom Griswold
He's playing a horrible character.
Chick McGee
I think I'm gonna. I think we're gonna start watching this. Yeah, I like the Harrison Ford born in what's Her Face.
Pat Godwin
I love it.
Tom Griswold
Do the math on this. Timothy dalton, born in 1946. And of course, he was James Bond. So at 79, his kids have had to take away his license to kill. Unfortunately, that's such an awkward moment. Dad, you don't want you kill anybody anymore.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You shouldn't be killed.
Tom Griswold
I know. You need the id.
Chick McGee
You can't kill people by accident. You're supposed to do. Do it when you're assigned and you've lost those.
Tom Griswold
Also born in 49. The money man. The man with no control. Eddie Money. Remember when Eddie was here?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. You mean on earth?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
No, he was here here a couple times.
Chick McGee
No, but he's passed away recently. Right.
Tom Griswold
See, Chris, he just took the.
Josh Arnold
Now, Eddie bankrupt.
Ace Cosby
One ticket to Paris.
Chick McGee
There was an incident when he was here performing on one of our live days.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, you sharded.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, no.
Chick McGee
He made a. He made an agreement with a private contractor.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I see.
Chick McGee
And apparently the private contractor she was absconded with, she was concerned about being paid, so she just took his whole wallet.
Tom Griswold
Oh, with her, the quote was, horse stole my wallet.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Eddie, money lists.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Chick McGee
And not only that, but it wasn't. Hey, what'd you do this last night? What's going on? He just walked in and said, horse stole my wallet.
Ace Cosby
Rock and roll, baby.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's all true. Let's see. We were discussing the name Broderick for unknown reasons.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Broderick Crawford brought it up.
Chick McGee
You nut.
Tom Griswold
No, we had someone named Broderick.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, some kid or something.
Chick McGee
I don't remember.
Tom Griswold
Was it a name you hear anymore?
Chick McGee
No.
Tom Griswold
If you have a kid named Broderick, do you call him Brody or Ricky or maybe. Yeah, Broderick's so formal friend for like a 3 year old. I say Broderick. I believe that it's time to get the shovel and go to the sandbox. Matthew Broderick, however, fine actor. Birthday today, 1962.
Chick McGee
Oh, still not in jail.
Tom Griswold
Let's see. Actress, comedian, Rosie O'Donnell. Born in this state. In 62. I think she lives in Ireland. Ireland?
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Just moved there.
Pat Godwin
What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think.
Chick McGee
Is she. Well, she must be Irish then, or Scott. Not Scottish, but Irish.
Josh Arnold
No, no, she's not happy with current. The current state of things.
Pat Godwin
She's one of those.
Tom Griswold
Here we go. This is something interesting. Christy, do you know what this is? It took place in 1952. The Moondog Coronation Ball.
Chick McGee
Oh, it's got to be something with what's his face.
Pat Godwin
Moondoggy.
Tom Griswold
It is considered to be the very first rock and roll comic concert. Wow. Yeah.
Chick McGee
What's his name?
Tom Griswold
Alan Freed.
Chick McGee
Alan Freed, yeah. From Cleveland. Yeah, absolutely.
Pat Godwin
Wasn't there a Moondoggy in some movie like.
Chick McGee
Yeah, that was a surfer thing that came from this.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it did.
Chick McGee
He called them Moondog shows.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the. The first. The first rock show sold out on a single day.
Chick McGee
And was it in Cleveland?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I think Ready to Rock, Produced by trade. Wjw, the famous, famous radio station was.
Josh Arnold
Alan Frieda, rock star.
Pat Godwin
He was a dj.
Chick McGee
One of the first rock and roll.
Josh Arnold
We know who was on the bill.
Tom Griswold
Yes, it's posted.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay, I'll take a look.
Pat Godwin
I'll look it up.
Chick McGee
But Jerry Lee Lewis and.
Tom Griswold
And then Alan Freed is occasionally credited.
Chick McGee
With coming up with the rock and roll that's distributing.
Tom Griswold
That's disputed.
Chick McGee
No one really knows, but it was me.
Tom Griswold
And then. And then there's a Marty Bender Band album called a Moondog man matinee.
Chick McGee
No traffic and weather together. That's Marty's.
Tom Griswold
And then this is kind of famous. The first Comic Con. What year, Josh, you want to guess?
Chick McGee
Sure.
Josh Arnold
I'm gonna say 84.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. That's what I would have at 7. 1970. The San Diego Comic Con.
Chick McGee
70. Wow.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
So there were nerds back then.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Comic books were 12 cents in 1970. I know because I bought all of them.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, It's a copy.
Tom Griswold
And they were supervised by the Comics.
Chick McGee
Code Authority right there on the COVID Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Just in case they didn't want the cca. They didn't want we kids to be polluted by comic books.
Chick McGee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you very much. Certainly enjoyed, Mr. Joe Dombrowski. We'll try to hook up with Tom Green that kind of got derailed. We'll try to set that up for you coming up soon. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
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Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - March 21, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Tom Griswold and Chick McGee kick off the episode with their signature playful banter. Tom humorously describes Chick's precarious position near a crane, leading to a series of exaggerated and comedic exchanges about hanging in the air and managing balance.
Their interactions set a light-hearted and humorous tone for the episode, showcasing their chemistry and ability to engage listeners with spontaneous comedy.
The hosts delve into the excitement surrounding the NCAA March Madness tournament, discussing recent upsets and the elusive perfect brackets.
They highlight notable games, such as McNeese State's victory over Clemson and Drake's win against Missouri, emphasizing the unpredictable nature of the tournament. Additionally, they touch upon the very low percentage of perfect brackets remaining:
The discussion captures the thrill and tension of bracketology, appealing to both avid sports fans and casual listeners intrigued by the tournament's unpredictability.
The show features a segment where listeners share their experiences and anecdotes, particularly focusing on driver's education classes.
One notable story involves a listener recounting their driver's ed experience in Goshen, Indiana, where the class traveled two hours to reach a stoplight. The narrative includes humorous incidents like playing AC/DC on an eight-track boombox:
These stories resonate with many listeners, evoking nostalgia and shared experiences from their own formative years.
Comedian Joe Dombrowski joins the show, sharing his transition from teaching to comedy. Joe humorously recounts his challenges in naming a child, dealing with unconventional situations as a teacher, and his passion for boxing and fishing.
Joe's candid and comedic storytelling adds depth to the episode, providing listeners with relatable humor derived from everyday life and personal experiences.
Throughout the episode, the hosts and guest engage in improvisational comedy, exchanging jokes and humorous observations. Topics range from the quirks of college life to the absurdities of modern trends.
These segments highlight the show's flexibility and the hosts' ability to adapt to spontaneous comedic moments, keeping the content lively and entertaining.
The hosts present intriguing statistics about March Madness brackets and share viral stories related to the tournament.
They discuss Amir Khan's viral status at McNeese State, where his antics with a boombox have captured the internet's attention, further fueling the tournament's buzz.
The episode includes segments promoting products related to better sleep and mental health, such as Simply Safe for home security and BetterHelp for online therapy.
These segments provide listeners with useful resources while seamlessly integrating into the show's content framework.
Tom Griswold announces a contest for listeners whose brackets have been busted, offering a chance to win a 4K Smart TV courtesy of Orange Insoles.
This engagement encourages listener participation and adds an interactive element to the podcast.
The hosts wrap up the episode by promoting upcoming live events in Toledo and Cincinnati, featuring guest appearances and charitable initiatives.
They emphasize their commitment to community support and entertainment, setting the stage for future episodes and live shows.
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a blend of humor, sports enthusiasm, personal stories, and community engagement. Through their dynamic interactions and diverse content segments, Tom Griswold and Chick McGee create an engaging listening experience that caters to a wide audience. The inclusion of guest comedian Joe Dombrowski adds a fresh perspective, while the consistent focus on March Madness keeps sports fans hooked. Overall, the episode exemplifies the show's ability to entertain, inform, and connect with listeners on multiple levels.
Note: Times in quotes are approximate and based on the provided transcript.