The BOB & TOM Show - March 24, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - March 24, 2025

Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Episode Title: The BOB & TOM Show - March 24, 2025
Release Date: March 24, 2025

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Introduction and Comedy Banter

The episode kicks off with the classic comedic interplay among the hosts, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Tom Griswold, and Pat Godwin. The early minutes are filled with playful exchanges about their daily routines and humorous interactions with their guests and segments.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (00:22): "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Sports Updates

A significant portion of the show is dedicated to sports updates, particularly focusing on the NCAA tournament brackets. The hosts discuss the widespread disappointment as all perfect brackets have been busted, highlighting the unpredictability of the games.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (05:36): "We're all done. That's right. So it's official."

They also promote a contest where listeners can win a 4K smart TV by participating through their website, bobandtom.com/contest.

Listener Letters and Interactions

Listeners contribute letters that fuel engaging conversations among the hosts. Topics range from driver's education experiences to creative songwriting inspired by pets. One memorable segment includes Pat Godwin sharing a humorous and heartfelt song about his puppy, Brody.

Notable Quote:

• Pat Godwin (03:10): "He fell over the cat. Meaning, Chick, you just tripped over him."

The hosts also delve into discussions about music, analyzing classic rock and roll songs, and debating the nuances between yodeling and diddling.

Special Guest: Tom Green

The highlight of this episode is the appearance of comedian Tom Green, who joins the studio from his farm in Canada. Tom shares insights about his transition from Los Angeles back to farm life, his involvement in a new documentary titled "This is the Tom Green Documentary", and his experiences with farming and animal care.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Green (Ace Cosby segment 133:07): "I've never really knew much about mules or horses or anything growing up, but in the last couple years I've been riding around a mule in the wilderness of Canada every day."

Tom also discusses his musical endeavors, including recording a country version of a classic summer anthem and collaborating with local Canadian musicians.

News Segments

The hosts cover a variety of news topics with their signature humor:

1. Blobfish Named Fish of the Year:

   • Tom Griswold (131:54): "The blobfish has been named New Zealand's fish of the year over the orange roughy."

2. Pigeon Contraceptive Initiative:

   • Tom Griswold (155:23): "German officials say pigeons will be tricked into taking contraceptive pills as part of a train station's plan to reduce the bird population."

3. George Foreman Grill Tribute:

   • Pat Godwin (42:05): "She's got a solar remote. What is that?"

4. Accidental Casket Customization:

   • Tom Griswold (107:35): "Designed to resemble a Snickers bar, the coffin was emblazoned with the phrase 'I'm nuts.'"

Advertisements and Promotions

Throughout the episode, the hosts briefly mention sponsors and promotional segments, seamlessly integrating them into the conversation without detracting from the main content.

Skipped Advertisements:

• Progressive Insurance
• American Express Business Gold
• Prize Picks
• BetterHelp Online Therapy
• Raycon Everyday Earbuds
• Simplisafe Security Systems
• McAfee Antivirus

Conclusion

As the show wraps up, the hosts reinforce upcoming events and tours, encouraging listeners to participate in contests and attend live shows. The camaraderie among the hosts remains strong, leaving listeners with a blend of humor, insightful discussions, and engaging content.

Final Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (78:32): "4K is one better than 3K. It's amazing quality, and 4K is the highest right now."

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Key Takeaways:

• Unpredictability in Sports: The complete busting of NCAA brackets emphasizes the thrill and uncertainty inherent in sports tournaments.
• Community Engagement: Listener letters provide a platform for shared experiences and creative exchanges, strengthening the bond between hosts and their audience.
• Guest Insights: Tom Green's appearance offers a glimpse into life beyond the big city, highlighting themes of simplicity, nature, and personal growth.
• Humorous News Coverage: The show's approach to news segments combines information with humor, making current events entertaining and relatable.

Useful Links:

• Win a 4K Smart TV: bobandtom.com/contest
• Tom Green Documentary: Available on Amazon Prime Video
• Prize Picks App: prizepix.com
• BetterHelp Therapy: betterhelp.com/btshow
• Simplisafe Security: simplisafetom.com

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This detailed summary captures the essence of the March 24, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show, providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of the discussions, insights, and humorous exchanges that define the show.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Cable channel TNT has the closer. But BNT Network is the only place to catch the debut episode of Greg Warren's hot new show, the Uncloser. And it's a done deal. Only Greg can make it undone. He takes the O's out of smooth and makes it so.

[Chick McGee]

This is my hotel room.

[Josh Arnold]

You said you wanted to see it.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should put on a little music.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know, set the mood. I'll do you one better. I'll play you some music.

[Josh Arnold]

Check this out.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Christy Lee]

It's the Entertainer.

[Chick McGee]

You never saw the Sting? Where are you going? I got other songs here.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like Christopher Cross?

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's crazy. Oh my God.

[Pat Godwin]

The unclosing Greg Warren is a good looking single comic traveling from town to town and meeting lots of beautiful women and scoring with none. All to the disgust of his trusty sidekick, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it is, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Girls just aren't interested in me.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? I saw you leave here with two totally hot chicks last night right after the show.

[Christy Lee]

Perfect example.

[Chick McGee]

We get done with the show, they want me to give them a ride back to their apartment.

[Josh Arnold]

So I do.

[Jess Hooker]

And Greg, thanks for giving Heather and.

[Tom Griswold]

Me a ride back to our apartment.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we've probably had a little too much to drink.

[Chick McGee]

Besides, we wanted to show you our king size bag.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, and listen, we were thinking it's just about bedtime.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you look at me carrying on.

[Chick McGee]

And you girls are trying to get.

[Christy Lee]

A little shut eyed.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Can't take a hint.

[Chick McGee]

It's already past midnight.

[Christy Lee]

I'LL just let myself out. No, no, don't get up. You girls are in your underwear.

[Chick McGee]

I'll see you later, cj. I got no luck with the ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

You idiot.

[Christy Lee]

You blew it.

[Chick McGee]

You totally blew it. Those girl wanted to have a threesome.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so, chick.

[Christy Lee]

For one thing, there weren't even three of them.

[Chick McGee]

You moron.

[Pat Godwin]

Greg Warren is sleeping in a different bed every night. Alone. He's the uncloser bnt. We know drama. And we also know that Greg Ward ain't getting laid.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it. Hello, hello, hello. Good morning. It's the Bob and Top Show. The fabulous Greg Warren on clarinet. There. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee at TheOrangeinSouls.com sports desk. And here he is, somewhat discombobulated. It's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Testing. Hello. There we go. I've been. I've been comboulating for quite some time. Oh, you guys hear me okay?

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, we hear you fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

All organized.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Yeah. And I was just reviewing over here. It appears that according to various sources, there is not a unbusted bracket out there.

[Chick McGee]

They're all gone. That's right. So it's official.

[Josh Arnold]

Men's college basketball fans.

[Chick McGee]

NCAA tournament brackets busted out on Sunday, ending the hopes of millions. The final perfect brackets on Yahoo. Sports and CBS were shredded with Saturday's games. Top C, Florida 77, 75 win over Yukon. And then the only perfect bracket left was on espn. And that one imploded with Kentucky's win over Illinois creating 24.3 million imperfect brackets. So they're all. They're all busted into little pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

I bring it up because, sure, your brackets busted, but wouldn't you still like to win something? This is where orangeinsouls.com comes in. Your shot at winning a 4K smart TV. Go to bobandtom.com contest and you'll feel better about life. How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That sound like fun?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing makes you happier in a big, nice new tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

How big is too big?

[Josh Arnold]

Look who you're asking.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you wanna. You wanna take this? There's no such thing as.

[Josh Arnold]

Chip would like one so big that there's actually a doorway in it so he can leave the room.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a discussion about that. He wanted 98 inches and I wanted 72 inches.

[Josh Arnold]

You probably settled for 8 inches.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we compromised on 85, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say 98 inches might be too big.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought. Yeah, it's a little big.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the size of a 4 by 8 of plywood?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't envision how big that is.

[Chick McGee]

Mine's. Mine's 75.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that one behind you? I think that might be. That might be 98.

[Chick McGee]

That might be 8. I think that's 80.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that 85?

[Chick McGee]

We get a tape measure on this in here?

[Josh Arnold]

I know we' we're short staff.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get a tape measure in here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think we can get the tape measure today. Maybe during one of the breaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it's. That's 98 inches. Is.

[Chick McGee]

I can eyeball that. That's 80. 86 inches.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in any event, you're getting a new TV, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

We already got one. Yeah. It's 85 inches.

[Chick McGee]

I'll ask a question Tom would ask. Is it color?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's in color.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was able to even, you know, put all of our streaming services on it. One button, and I just turn it on and there it is.

[Chick McGee]

I know you plainly remember this. This is a sign of age, though. Everybody remembers our age when you got your first color television.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

It was a big damn deal, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ironically.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up, you whippersnapper.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe we got it for the space moonwalk. But that, of course, was fed in black and white. Except the launch and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We had black and white TVs in my house. We had the color in the living room. But then some of the ancillary TVs were still old. Black and white.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I had a black and white TV in my room. I saved all summer $88 to buy a 13 inch black and white television. And I built.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Make me sound sort of sad to leave.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Make me sound mentally challenged.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about? No.

[Chick McGee]

And I built a. I built a rack to hang on the wall and put the TV on the wall and drill the hole.

[Tom Griswold]

And so this started early for you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it wasn't black and white.

[Chick McGee]

You know who my mom and dad is? Shut up. My mom and dad was my elementary school television.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

That's a shame.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Chick, what is it about you that makes you laugh like that about a comment like that? What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Because people aren't willing to embrace history. They're not willing to look at reality.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Look, I was 6 years or 5 years old when I went to elementary school. I really didn't have a lot of control over it. I didn't. Jerry. I didn't. I didn't gerrymander the school system yet. That would come later. So, so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

So how did we get from TVs to that?

[Chick McGee]

You running your trap about a humble bragging how big your TV is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's exactly right. One TV right now.

[Josh Arnold]

How fast is it from turning it on to having a picture show?

[Tom Griswold]

Instant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, instant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's instant, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that? Did you hear the language? Thomas? How long before you turn it on? You have a picture show?

[Pat Godwin]

The tubes warm up.

[Chick McGee]

Hello?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what I've got. It's, It's. It's a solid.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you, our remote is solar, too. Do you have that?

[Chick McGee]

Whoever. Whoever hooked up your television, they're having a big laugh every time you turn it on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she's got a solar remote. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

You have to leave. You have to leave it outside.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you just.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll charge with a light.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's actually plutonium. You're all gonna die.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Don't hold it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what. That's what Madame Curie had. Look what happened to her. We do have. Oh, yeah, we do have plutonium in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we do.

[Josh Arnold]

Got some great letters, by the way. I'm looking forward to that. Tom Green is going to be our guest.

[Chick McGee]

Plutonium in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we have plutonium in the news and yeah, I love plutonium. Comedian Tom Green.

[Tom Griswold]

Buy that online.

[Christy Lee]

I can get you some.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're going to find out what happened when you.

[Chick McGee]

I might have some at home. I might have some black market plutonium. You're welcome if you're in the market. Thank you, John.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I'm not sure we're going to do today. The Ace Cosby joke of the day may not be happening.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no? Why is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Unless he calls in Ace, as far as I know, we want to get this out there right now.

[Chick McGee]

Ace, apparently we're looking to you to lead us. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, Ace tripped over his cat, severely breaking his leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Compound fracture, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Through his ankle bone. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Through his ankle So I saw him in the hospital last night.

[Christy Lee]

Poor guy.

[Pat Godwin]

How's he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing all right. But as God is my witness, he said, I think I can make it to work in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

I'd give anything to look up and see him gimping in here. I would love.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

He's never missed a day of work and he was really concerned.

[Josh Arnold]

He literally has never missed a day of work life ever.

[Christy Lee]

Well, a compound fracture.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's a reason to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, We've insisted.

[Pat Godwin]

Now they kept him overnight.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what kind of pain meds he's on, but the possibility of an over the phone Ace Cosby joke of the day does exist.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be great on pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I will say he's in a really good mood. And he's talking.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you people?

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine the the day Scott's be joke with the day to be the first one with the word Nantucket in it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Make your bed. Lay in it.

[Josh Arnold]

But we wish you the best.

[Chick McGee]

They might have to reattach his ankle. You know how that works.

[Tom Griswold]

He's already been in surgery and they.

[Josh Arnold]

Opened and he's got pins and stuff in his.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's metaled up.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

He fell over the cat.

[Tom Griswold]

I tripped over the cat. And last week he said in here during a break. He goes, that cat's gonna be the death of me. I tripped over him the other day, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that reminds me. I owe that cat150. Maybe I'll just send him some kibble.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, 150 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, speaking of cash, if you needed an extra 150 or whatever. Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of folks that are having a lot of fun with lots of basketball. Etc. Etc. Perhaps you're betting on cricket. We have. We do have cricket coming up in the news. But whatever's going on in your life. A couple quick reminders. Once Again, Orange and souls.com is the place you'll find more information about bracket busted and about that TV or go to bob and tom.com contest to win that 4k smart TV. What else is happening over there, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Springtime's here at baseball's under season started. Josh. Holy heck.

[Christy Lee]

Play ball.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee, Coming up special event this Thursday morning we will be honoring the Cincinnati Reds as they open up their baseball season. We'll be at Smoke justice, the restaurant in Covington, Kentucky, starting at 6am Eastern Daylight Time, brought to you by Field of Dreams Whiskey. Hope to see you there. We're have a special shirt, give you some details on that. And then Friday, honoring the Toledo Mud Hens, we will be at the Glass City Center. Come on and say hi. We'll give you some details on all that.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Dearly beloved, we are here today to talk about life. Oh, hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh Arnold's here. There's Christy Lee and Pat Godwin. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How you doing, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Doing just fine over here.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, everybody. We've got a bunch of letters to get to. I've got stacks of stuff over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a good weekend, Tommy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it went pretty, pretty, pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you're on record as saying Saturday and Sundays are brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So just one soccer game.

[Chick McGee]

Just, just the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it outdoors?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no. In little indoors.

[Chick McGee]

All right, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you watch a lot of basketball?

[Josh Arnold]

I watched some basketball. I got some work done. Did a bunch of dog walking. Usual. Had some interesting conversations with my dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We've set up some new rules.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you. You cover a lot of ground with the puppy dogs, don't you? Yeah, it was day yesterday or something. There's like 19 of these. I swear there are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my puppy is phased out of that rough phase now. Pat, you have a puppy puppy, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I didn't have Jimmy this weekend, so it was all puppy.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy's your son. Your puppy is my son, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

The puppy's name is Brody. So it was Brody and I all weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd that go?

[Pat Godwin]

That went just about as well as you could expect.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin, of course, a big San Francisco 49ers fan. So the dog's named after John Brody. Quite.

[Pat Godwin]

How did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Of the 49ers? Back in the late 60s, early 70s.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a mixture of fun and mistakes.

[Tom Griswold]

And did he have some mistakes?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Lots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, did you go to your doggy class?

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it go well? You're not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, it's going well. Very tired. I get up at 2am now. It used to be 3:30. It's a whole different thing for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you cleaned the carpet yet?

[Pat Godwin]

The carpets are semi clean. Let's call it that.

[Chick McGee]

Someone told me the best I can. Having a puppy is like having a baby. It is. Kind of is, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I can see him getting better slightly, though. He's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not crying in the crate.

[Chick McGee]

So good. He gets it eventually.

[Pat Godwin]

I use your little trick of putting the snack in the crate and then the Benadryl in the snack.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Well, let's just get to it.

[Chick McGee]

I got one word for you. Ether. Okay, here's what you do.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you written any songs about your dog yet? Have you?

[Pat Godwin]

I am. And I. I wrote a song called oh, De Brody. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

About what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Share it.

[Pat Godwin]

Want to hear right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Right.

[Chick McGee]

How about Odie to Brody? Does that help you at all?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have gone with that too, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Fair enough. Thank you, Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Odie Debroti.

[Josh Arnold]

Odie de Brody.

[Chick McGee]

Odie Debroti.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's go with Odie.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Odie Collodi?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that a cartoon?

[Pat Godwin]

Now, this is gonna be a little sloppy, but I think it's kind of cute.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We like sloppies.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow.

[Pat Godwin]

Getting a puppy was a great idea. Oh, the look on my son's face was worth the price. Potty training is harder than I expected. Respected. And all your friends, like Tom and Christy, give you advice. They say take him out a lot. Oh, no late night snacks. Put him in the crate at night. Oh, you gotta keep him on track. Oh, I've done it all. But these are the facts. I'm never getting my apartment deposit back. He chewed the molding and crapped on the carpet. Got out of the crate and the bedroom door got scratched. And I have no idea how the window got cracked But I can tell you this. I'm never, ever getting my deposit back. Hello, unconditional love. Goodbye. Eighteen hundred dollars. 385 bucks for his shots, 23 for the leash and collar. Oh, but we love a little Brod. Oh, but these are the facts. I'm never getting my apartment deposit back. Odie to Brody. Little sloppy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I like it very much.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, all through. Good to know. Time down to check in with you, the listener. And your. Your mail. We always appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it time for letters? Hot dogs. Time for letters. And now, here's your first letter from Tom Griswold. Tom. Well, where's our first letter from?

[Josh Arnold]

Our first letter is from Fort Myers, Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Sonny. Fort Myers.

[Josh Arnold]

Todd writes. You guys mentioned the art form of diddling.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we did.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Scottish form of diddling.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you aware that there is a classic rock and roll song that has been going through my head recently? I did some research, and here is the song. I'm gonna play it for you. According to Todd, this features rock and roll diddling. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

I don' this more.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this more a yodeling?

[Chick McGee]

I think, yeah. I think there's a fine line between yodeling and diddling. And you got to let this go until the guitar comes in. Here it comes. Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a great song. That is the band Focus and the song Hocus Pocus.

[Tom Griswold]

Focus. Go Pocus by Focus.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't call it. We called it Huckus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

We call it Huckus Pocket Focus.

[Christy Lee]

That's the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That's the way to go in here. Sophomore in high school. That's the way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Dutch rock band, right?

[Chick McGee]

I think they are Dutch. Yeah. Now that you're saying that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I do not consider that diddling.

[Josh Arnold]

That's more yodeling.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a Part in there, I think where the drummer plays on the neck of the guitar. There's in a percussion. They tune the car a guitar somehow. And it's like, what the hell is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just gonna turn and ask Ace that. Then I realized that's not Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's not. Let's not focus on him not being here.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's focus on.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I'm actually here.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just so used to going 30 degrees left and seeing Ace once again. Ace broke his leg yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tripping over his cat. Quite a serious break. He had to have surgery. He'll be out a day or two, it would appear. I would encourage him to take a couple weeks off, but knowing Ace, good luck anyways. We certainly wish him the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Focus. Have any other hits?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think they are in a one hit wonderland.

[Josh Arnold]

Only Dutch rock band I can think of would be the guys that had that. A couple great songs. That Twilight Zone and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Golden.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the one. Radar Love. Yeah, yeah. Golden era. Yeah. Terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't know if Focus or wait a minute. Is the band is Focus and the song is Hocus Pocus.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's kind of confused.

[Chick McGee]

Or Hakus Pakus.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, bye. The word. It's like the word is. There's fracas and then ruckus.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's no. Yeah, portman. Was it a portman too? What is that when you put them together? Yep. So fracas wouldn't be a word.

[Chick McGee]

Rumpus. What's a rumpus? Yeah, bruja.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Did you have a letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, windbags. Oh, hey. Chrissy as a yooper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I take issue with Tom's assertion. Get comfortable. I'm sure Tom didn't say this and he'll make it clear. Tom's assertion on Friday that Beaver island is the largest island in the Great Lakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Inhabited, I think, is the question. What is it? Are they going to say Isle Royal?

[Chick McGee]

Beaver island is just shy of 56 square miles. Isle Royal, far superior, 206 square.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the criteria was inhabited.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have been to both islands, of course.

[Chick McGee]

You have?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I encountered a moose, of course, on Isle Royale. And you know something, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

They're much bigger than I thought.

[Christy Lee]

Tall.

[Josh Arnold]

When you. When you're walking down a path and you look up, oh, there's a gigantic moose standing in front of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you take your Chris Craft to the Islands?

[Josh Arnold]

No, sailboat.

[Chick McGee]

You backpacked across the island?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. To Isle Royale. I'm sorry. A ferry boat sailed to Beaver Island.

[Chick McGee]

A ferry boat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

In any event, no. We had this in the news for a couple of reasons, but they now are the. The Shinola people. Which people think I'm lying about this? You're aware of this, right?

[Chick McGee]

I sent you the email. But I have a Shinola bag. Yes. I love Shinola.

[Josh Arnold]

Shinola is a watch company now. Used to be. Wasn't it a shoeshine cream or something?

[Chick McGee]

They have many things. They have watches and clothing, and they now have luggage.

[Josh Arnold]

Special tribute watch to that area of the country.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have jewelry.

[Josh Arnold]

Petoskey stone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. There we go. Yeah, I'm aware that. I just was reading an article about Beaver Island.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they'd be prettier.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not that pretty. Petoskey stones. Kind of a amber color.

[Pat Godwin]

So I got you for your birthday. Have a ticket back?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Josh Arnold]

He just found one by the lake. He hasn't polished it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna give it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrapped up a rock polisher as a kid. One of those little things?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I was a woodworker like Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we have more letters.

[Chick McGee]

And on the subject of lakes in the Midwest, Mike's not finished. You should know that every One of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes was created by Paul Bunyan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Repeatedly being knocked on his ass by Chuck Norris.

[Christy Lee]

You snuck one in, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I like that very much.

[Chick McGee]

I know you do. That's from Mike Upper.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's something interesting, all right? This comes to us from. From Tex.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the name of your penis? Isn't that right?

[Christy Lee]

Did you once call your penis Text?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he told us.

[Pat Godwin]

What you told us.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not name it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, somebody named it Sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Did Joanne name it?

[Josh Arnold]

Far too modest.

[Chick McGee]

No, it sounds like Joanne named it. And I know her last name. I'm editing. Or is she dead? Is she dead? W. I'm just asking.

[Christy Lee]

I, too, would like to know if she's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

She is not. And she has never. She has never encountered text in any form.

[Chick McGee]

Who named your penis?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know who this person is.

[Pat Godwin]

Kyle's girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a neighbor.

[Josh Arnold]

A gentleman would never discuss such matters.

[Chick McGee]

She lived across the street, got over the waist.

[Josh Arnold]

This comes to us from text.

[Chick McGee]

Text, I apologize and give candy away. Or you could. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you shut up my. Hang down. Once again, text rights. I live in the country outside of Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Nice country.

[Chick McGee]

What country would that be?

[Tom Griswold]

Out in the country.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I going to get through any of this? Probably not. I live there nine months of the year. It's God's country. Except for March and April. It's the mud season and the skunk breeding season. They're up and down the creek in front of our house. They spray everywhere to attract each other.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When they start spraying, our dogs go into action and trap them. Oh, this is awful.

[Chick McGee]

Rip their throats.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't get rid of the stench, so he traps them and disposes of them. That unfortunate word. Euthanize. No, the skunks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Euthanize is an odd word.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is he.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you're not making them younger, you're making them deader. Well, Judge George Carlin over here, he goes the.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you park in a driveway and drive?

[Josh Arnold]

Because you trap them. The stench is so strong, you can taste it. Yikes. Okay, good to know. Watch out for those skunks.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the skunks were there before he was. Leave them alone.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, guys. I loved your guest on Friday. That was Joe Dombrowski. Have him as a regular. He was very funny. I watched him on YouTube. I've replayed the show six times. Got a bunch of letters. People who enjoyed Joan, Joe Dombrowski certainly now. Got a letter over there. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Long time listener, first time, whatever that is. This is word for word, but I've been curious about a playlist from Tom for a road trip. I know King Charles made a playlist and you talked about it on the show, but Tom, I would be interested in his playlist. I've been curious as to what that would be for a long road trip. If he could control the radio, iPhone, record player, whatever. Also, I love when all you guys gang up on Tom for his ridiculousness. Well, everything that seems normal for normal people.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the one that would be better for a playlist.

[Chick McGee]

No, Yeah, I think we have very different.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I'd have to say.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re asking about you.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't just. Just shout it out. I haven't. I'd have to sit down and think about it. But I mean, you certainly listen to a lot more music than I. I have Chicks playlist.

[Pat Godwin]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Keep it to yourself, will you? I think I put it up on somewhere. I know it's up there somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, then you should keep it to yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Search me. Yeah. Now, maybe I. Maybe I did put It. Here we go. Hello. Morning show. Gods and Christy. Sad to hear. I guess gods are guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Goddess.

[Chick McGee]

That's God implication. Sad to hear of Ace hurting himself, but my question is, is the cat okay?

[Tom Griswold]

The cat is okay, we think.

[Josh Arnold]

Once again, Ace tripped over his cat and severely injured his leg. He had a compound fracture, had to have surgery yesterday afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

And more importantly, isn't this the first time he's ever missed work?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the first time he has ever, in more than 40 years, missed a day of work.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

Where is the cat? Somebody else may have the cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone. It's. It's all. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're taking care of you.

[Chick McGee]

Got to go feed the cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, ask him where his key to the house is. That's.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

No idea.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't know where his key is?

[Tom Griswold]

No idea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he has a garage door opener.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

He. At last check. We don't know how we're going to get in there, but we're going to get in there.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

This is getting weirder.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's Ace.

[Chick McGee]

I don't use a key to get in the house.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either, but I clap right in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, clapper.

[Christy Lee]

Right on the line there. I've never heard of it being used that way.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

As.

[Chick McGee]

I'll get out.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a new feature.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I have a question, so could anyone just go.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It knows your clap.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to do it certain frequency.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Alexa and all that.

[Josh Arnold]

We're probably not that far away from that technology.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you could have. It would recognize your clap.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be convenient?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do they have the. Like in the spy movies, the retina scan available for your home?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

Do they really?

[Pat Godwin]

They'd have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How much is that? What's the price point on that?

[Josh Arnold]

That. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a Sky Mall item. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I. The problem with that, I've always thought is that then someone kills you and takes your eyeball out, walks up and hold it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a movie plot for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a thing with the fingerprint stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they cut off your thumb and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Okay, good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't they do that with the face ID on your iPhone?

[Christy Lee]

They take your face off if you.

[Chick McGee]

Passed out or women will.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're screwed.

[Josh Arnold]

On a much lighter note.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say hi to our friends for opening day at Field of Dreams Whiskey. They're going to be sponsoring a couple of our special shows coming up this week. As they say, step up to the plate with something legendary. Field of Dreams Players Series Bourbon. It's a tribute to the heroes of baseball. Now this is a limited edition bourbon as rare as the players who shape the game. There is a bottle made for every player in the history of professional major league baseball. It's brought to you by a group of former big leaders, including Bob and Tom's show favorite, Drew Storen. Drew's going to join us starting Thursday. Now, this bourbon is crafted using the corn from the famous corn field from the movie Field of Dreams in Iowa. It's a special, it's not really a brew, I guess. What would you call it, a special distillation. How about that? And bottled in honor of baseball. Go to drinkfieldofdreams.com Tom or maybe you'll find it at a retailer near you. It's going to be available starting this Thursday. Opening day for the Reds, for example. Celebrate the legacy of baseball. Savor the game. Make your opening day unforgettable. Field of Dreams Player Series bourbon. Go to fieldofdreams.com tom for more information. Shipping not available in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and Vermont, of course. You must be 21. Please drink responsibly and find out what's going on. We've we've got bottles of Field of Dreams sitting around the studio here. And once again, special edition of our show coming to you Thursday. We will be honoring the Cincinnati Reds. We'll be at Smoke justice, the restaurant in Covington Starting at 6:00am Eastern Daylight Time. And then on Friday, we'll be in Glass City at the Glass City center in downtown Toledo. Details on those shows coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Auto parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh hey, I'm Chick McGee at the orange and souls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's check in with Things at the sports desk. What's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it. Derek Queen. God bless the Queen. That's what Maryland basketball fans are saying this morning. He banked in a fadeaway jumper at the buzzer and Maryland advanced to the Sweet 16 a thriller, beating Colorado State 72 71. They call the Maryland basketball team the Crab 5. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like the Beatles with the Fab Four. And then the Michigan freshmen were the Fab Five. This is the Crab.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Because of Maryland.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they have crabs there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I had high hopes for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, his fits. I like that very much.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Walter Clayton, junior. Great guy. You know who I can't stand? Walter Clayton, senior.

[Christy Lee]

Tough, tough man.

[Chick McGee]

Tough guy.

[Christy Lee]

Tough as nails.

[Chick McGee]

He's tough, but he's fair. He raised a fine son. Florida ended UConn's pursuit of a third straight national. The Natty Clayton two key three pointers in the final three minutes. 77, 75 win over the top seed Gators. And Danny Hurley, head coach of UConn, left the court screaming about the refs and telling Florida I hope they don't F you like they effed us. Oh, plain as the Aha.

[Christy Lee]

Sportsmanship audio.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sore loser.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. No, no. Correct brackets. Every. Every bracket has been busted. Tom, did you did not fill out a bracket, did you?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Who do you have left? You have Auburn, right? I know Auburn is still in.

[Josh Arnold]

Auburn, Maryland, Tennessee.

[Chick McGee]

I think they're all three.

[Josh Arnold]

We have in our. We have a.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Pick them out of a hat bracket. Going on here in the building.

[Chick McGee]

And now we need some into. I forgot to ask Hoffy. Intro music for Tom. Sports just for Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, ready?

[Chick McGee]

Lindsey Vaughn, great skier. Concluded her comeback season at age 40. A second place finish in the World Cup Super G Sunday. That was won by Swiss racer Lara Gut Bambarami.

[Christy Lee]

Charmed, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And you remember Lindsey Vaughn? Do you remember Vaughn Monroe? That's right. That's Vaughn.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't hear him.

[Chick McGee]

What happened? I don't know. It stops after four seconds. I don't know what short song, but.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a hit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You couldn't get away from that song, man.

[Chick McGee]

People were singing.

[Pat Godwin]

Stuck in your head all day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lindsey Von. Spells it V O N N. So she.

[Chick McGee]

She got married during her brief retirement to Vaughn Monroe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and he. He took her name so now he's Von Vaughn.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this his biggest hit? Hang on a second.

[Christy Lee]

Von super.

[Chick McGee]

Doie. What's that S?

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Christy Lee]

That's two things playing at once.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, let's get that.

[Josh Arnold]

How is that possible?

[Chick McGee]

Two things playing at once for sure. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't what he meant to do with it.

[Chick McGee]

Von Monroe's mess. He rested as he went along his way Listen to his voice. When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw a plowing through the ragged R and up.

[Christy Lee]

A cloudy draw.

[Josh Arnold]

Reverb. Yeah. What does he have? The fellas must be out in the park.

[Chick McGee]

This is. What a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Vaughn Monroe. I was.

[Christy Lee]

I love that kind of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That was his hit, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Von Monroe. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, very good. Anytime you can tie skiing into Vaughn Monroe.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good on Lindsey Vaughn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Second place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

40, 40 years old, she broke her.

[Tom Griswold]

Leg and like horrible injury, I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's incredibly dangerous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I know. To ski. And she has to buy her lift tickets for all those.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, that gets priced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a real save.

[Christy Lee]

All those receipts.

[Chick McGee]

Lift tickets. So asap.

[Tom Griswold]

All those tickets on her jacket keep flapping into her face.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For those that ski. You know what I'm talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For those that ski.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, yes. For those that ski.

[Pat Godwin]

Three people in our audience.

[Chick McGee]

Tuesday's first game of the Tokyo series between the Cubs and the Dodgers averaged more than 25 million viewers in Japan, according to Major League Baseball, making it the most watched Major League Baseball in Japan's history. The audience for the Dodgers 41 win over the Cubs surpassed 18.7 million viewers who tuned tuned in for the first game of last year's Soul Series in South Korea. Series scared me. Oh, sad news in the sports world over the weekend, one of the heroes from my childhood, George Foreman, has passed away. His family announced his death on social media. He was 76. He was from Texas. George started his boxing career an Olympic gold medalist, holding that little flag with his there in the middle of the ring. In his 20s, he became the heavyweight champion of the world, only to lose his title to Muhammad Ali in one of the most memorable fights in boxing history. At 45 years old, George became the oldest man to win the heavyweight championship. He fought only four more times, finishing 765 with 68 knockouts. He moved on, of course, as a pitch man, a businessman. And every now and then he would axe his best known of course for the George Foreman Grill yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Which launched the same year as his victory over Michael Moore. It's sold 100 million units. He's said to have made close to $200 million on the George Foreman Grill.

[Josh Arnold]

In honor of that, if you saw it, they're going to present the casket at a 30 degree angle.

[Pat Godwin]

Less fat, so.

[Tom Griswold]

With a drip tray.

[Josh Arnold]

With a big tray. Hunter. That's a nice image, by the way. I do know this for sure. He survived by his sons. George. George.

[Tom Griswold]

George.

[Josh Arnold]

George.

[Tom Griswold]

How many? Eight.

[Josh Arnold]

George.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a form of child abuse, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Am I correct in saying that you, Pat Godwin, are a George Foreman Grill guy?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I use to cook Jimmy's ribeyes. And is that right? This is odd. My George Foreman Grill died on Friday. Oh, it crapped.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I'd known that I had one. I just gave away what.

[Christy Lee]

You can have mine, Pat. I, I, I don't use it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and it works really well.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I use for Jimmy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If I had known.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember who turned it down?

[Chick McGee]

I want to say Holyfield, one of the other boxers.

[Josh Arnold]

The company that made it offered it to other people before George Floyd said he'd do it.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

And whoever said no lost out on millions and millions of dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Hindsight might have been the George Foreman blender. I don't know if you remember that or not, but that was a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so, I, I, that would make sense, though.

[Chick McGee]

They had mix on the George, the, the Joe Frazier blender. They had mix.

[Josh Arnold]

Joe Frazier blender.

[Chick McGee]

What did I say?

[Josh Arnold]

George Foreman.

[Chick McGee]

George Foreman. I meant Joe Frazier.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

And they mix, purify and left hook.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he had a great left hook. Boxing fans are laughing right now. They're having a sports coming up, including a world record and spit coming up in sports. How important is spit in sports?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think we're gonna find out.

[Chick McGee]

In Sports is special.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up. This, this Thursday, the show will come to you live from Cincinnati. We've got a very special T shirt charity thing we put together. Same for Toledo.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a letter from Cincinnati inviting us to festivities. We'll go over that when we come back.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, great. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What an incredible shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a shirt that Josh gave us.

[Tom Griswold]

Really nice shirt.

[Chick McGee]

I would not have given that away. Josh, you.

[Christy Lee]

It fit me oddly or something? Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're too small in the crotular area.

[Christy Lee]

It may have been I'm large shirts do that.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Hi there. Oh, you've got the Bob and Tom. Zip up on that. You can find@the bobandtom.com.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no you can't. It's a limited time edition.

[Chick McGee]

Limited time. Okay. Not available anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

The search ebay for one.

[Jess Hooker]

There's other things now on the pop up shop.

[Josh Arnold]

There are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. T shirts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, our T shirts are up.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have samples of the ones we'll be selling for charity this weekend?

[Jess Hooker]

I get them tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good, good, good.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. We have another letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Before we get to that, we have a thing we have to clarify here. Oh, sadly the. The great boxer George Foreman died over the weekend. You were correct. I've been doing a little reading about this. It's estimated he made at least $200 million on the George Foreman Grill.

[Chick McGee]

Far and away more than he ever made in boxing.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is disputed as to whether or not others turned it down. The sort of legend is that Hulk Hogan turned it down.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a bunch of different stories that he's told over the years. So who's to say but George Foreman didn't invent this thing. It was just they presented it to him and he would later say he became more recognized for that than for his boxing career. But 200 million is the estimate.

[Jess Hooker]

God bless that device. It got me through college.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, man, it was a good device.

[Josh Arnold]

This Article says nearly everyone owns one.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

They've sold a couple hundred million of them.

[Chick McGee]

I do not own it.

[Jess Hooker]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

Never bought one.

[Josh Arnold]

Invented by a guy in Batavia, Illinois.

[Christy Lee]

It was effective.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bravo to those guys. We have a quick letter over here. We've been talking a lot about driver's ed and we have.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have a sports coach teach you driver's ed in high school?

[Jess Hooker]

I did, Mr. Thayer. He was my fifth grade teacher. And then he was girls basketball coach and softball coach and all kinds of things. And then he was my driver's ed instructor.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, God bless these guys.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he's amazing. Great dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Teaching driver's ed is impossible. But this. This is from Kevin in Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

Damn. Kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Raised on a rural farm. Population of his town, 318.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Real nice. Salute.

[Josh Arnold]

Graduating class, 21 people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's neat.

[Josh Arnold]

Driver's ed. What's interesting about this is biology Phys Ed teacher was also the driving instructor. They had to learn on both an automatic and a manual transmission.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Did they have to learn on a tractor too? That would be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They probably already knew that. I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

What about a four wheeler? How about a dirt bike?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't take questions during the letters.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We had to drive 50 miles on two lane roads just to get to an interstate so we could learn how to experience interstate traffic in our town. There was no parallel parking, so he had to set up a fake one.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was all angle parking. And I love angle parking. Pull up in front of the storage. Oh, that's the best.

[Chick McGee]

No, flasher parking. That's the best turn. The flashers are pulled right up on the sidewalk front of the store. Run in.

[Josh Arnold]

But thank you very much. Kevin and I believe that. Is that the hotline ringing?

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, can you hear me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, speak up.

[Chick McGee]

Hold on. This is Septic and Septic plumbing supply and driving school.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Driver's head?

[Chick McGee]

Is it too loud? Let me roll my window up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry about that. I'm the perfect driver's ed teacher.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Really. I'm taking quarter defensive driving class over 22 times.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It's first day of driver's ed. We just went through the White Castle Drive through. We're tooled around in my 89 ash brown Ford Probe.

[Tom Griswold]

Lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Hold on. Does the open container only. Only? It's only for the driver, not the passenger. Don't worry.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hold on. Bob and Thomas. Yeah, holding on.

[Ace Cosby]

Now what?

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna want to do Gianna. You're gonna want it. Wait, it's Gina. Well, that makes more sense. Yeah, I thought that was pretty cruel of your parents. Well, the reason they're honking is because you're doing 12 and they're doing 70. Oh, yeah, they're mad. Hold on a second. I got. Roll down my window again. Bob and Tom. Hey, she's a. She's a girl. She's doing the best she can.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Give her a break. Now, now, Gina, you're going to want to speed up a little bit more now. Speed up a little bit. Nope, that's a little too fast. You're good. That's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Ed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, my gosh. There's crepe case everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thanks. I'm sorry. You had a letter over there. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom. You were talking about Tom's nickname for his penis. It was Texas. Do you remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not bring. I have nothing to do with this at all.

[Chick McGee]

And he contends that he doesn't remember who, but he's sure someone gave you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I remember exactly. I'm not discussing it.

[Chick McGee]

You remember who did it, but you're not gonna discuss. Yes, Well, a letter writer has. Brian has a theory. Do you think it might have been Paula that named Tom's penis? Text when he was getting too big to give him a shower? Oh, my good. You're so big.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think Paula would be aware of slogan. Everything's bigger in Texas. She was from Stuttgart.

[Chick McGee]

And that was your. Your upstairs maid or my heaving bosom.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I could dig up a picture of Paula. You'd be.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you say she was quite. Quite chesty?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but a large woman, a. A big gal.

[Chick McGee]

Looked like Raymond Burr without the beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a mustache?

[Josh Arnold]

No, she did not.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And wasn't it true that at some point you thought she was a spy for the German government?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. She would be on the phone with.

[Chick McGee]

Her sister Helga speaking the German.

[Josh Arnold]

And, you know, I'm. I'm five years old and I'm. I've been watching all these war movies, and I thought she was plotting. I mean, because the German language is. It's so sort of guttural and unappealing and scary. Yeah, when you're a little kid.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what you mean. You know the German word for butterfly? Schmetter.

[Josh Arnold]

Link. Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm totally serious. I thought Paula was a spy. I Wasn't quite clear on the fact that the war was over. I've. I've reformed. I'm a big fan of German automobiles and other delights.

[Chick McGee]

Good movie out there called Eye of the Needle about a spy with Donald Sutherland. It's quite old. Go ahead. 70s. I think we have news from the world of cricket.

[Tom Griswold]

Cricket.

[Chick McGee]

Cricket's governing body will once again allow cricket bowlers to shine cricket balls with saliva.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever shine any balls with saliva?

[Chick McGee]

I have. Not the bus station. I'm trying to think if I've ever had my balls shined by saliva. I don't think I. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait.

[I]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

I remember it is pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

I remember it's a necessity.

[Chick McGee]

At one point is this. This was sad. At one point you pee out of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't want. You don't want anything.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would just leave this right there before we expand to other.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, luckily it was illegal entanglement, so I could get out.

[Christy Lee]

You poop out of what? I just messed around.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, John.

[Chick McGee]

There you go, Tom. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly what I was trying to avoid.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway. According to the BBC, saliva and sweat are used to polish one side of the ball in order to make it swing in the air.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is the equivalent of a spitball.

[Chick McGee]

And however, a temporary saliva band was introduced in May of 2020 during. Oh, the pandemic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

With use of sweat still permitted the icc. Oh, that's very clear to them. I see. International Cricket Council made the band permanent in September 22, but decided to reverse it this week for the upcoming Indian Premier League, which is a big damn deal.

[Christy Lee]

Huge, I would imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Millions of fans. So it is now permissible to spit right on your balls.

[Christy Lee]

Cricket ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Cricket balls.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here comes little cricket balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that sound like a. Does that sound like one of those fraternity pledge nights?

[Jess Hooker]

Is a cricket ball as big as like a softball, would you say?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

How big is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's a little bigger than a baseball. But it's wood. Right. I'm under the impression it's like solid wood or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

They seem like those yard bowling kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like hickory or something.

[Christy Lee]

And small. Yeah, they do seem solid.

[Josh Arnold]

It but. And they. Can't the games last forever? Essentially.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. You could fill warehouses with what I don't know about cricket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Very popular. Anyways.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Permission to spit on my balls. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

A song from Vaughn Monroe.

[Ace Cosby]

There's nothing to.

[Chick McGee]

You. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sewing my skin suit.

[Chick McGee]

It puts the lotion on or it gets the ho.

[Christy Lee]

Mother never hugged me.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. And you're playing that again because.

[Chick McGee]

Was she a great big fat person?

[Josh Arnold]

In honor of. In honor of Lindsay.

[Chick McGee]

Lindsay Von. Von.

[Christy Lee]

What is she about a size 14?

[Chick McGee]

Loose skin. Skin. I'm making a skin.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the in. Do you know, in cricket, does the. Does the pitcher spit on the balls?

[Chick McGee]

The bowler. I think the ball spit on the ball. I don't know, Tom. Honestly. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever's heaving it would.

[Chick McGee]

That's. I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

On the sidelines.

[Tom Griswold]

No. They don't have a Fluffy like the way they.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean they have. They have people that's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no. If you can. If you ask the batter. This is one thing I do know about cricket as the batter. If you can spit on the ball as it goes by. Guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's known as a cranking.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. He's awarded one Kranken for.

[Chick McGee]

That's a.2 points.

[Tom Griswold]

They're apparently heavier and harder than a.

[Josh Arnold]

Baseball and the movie Spinal Tap.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

The one guy carries around a cricket bat all the time. That's based on. That's based on. I think the actual manager of Led Zeppelin did that.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Peter? Whatever. Houston off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course. Who doesn't know that? That reminds me. If you're watching cricket and you want to make sure that no one's bothering you, you want to have Simplisafe. Tell me more Chick.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Chigweed. Coming up later this morning, we're going to talk with Tom Green. I think Tom's going to be in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's coming in. Comedian, actor, et cetera, et cetera. A guy that kind of revolutionized comedy. I think the guys from Jackass owe him a couple royalty checks. That's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

You don't wake up dreaming of McDonald's fries. You wake up dreaming of McDonald's hash browns. McDonald's breakfast comes first. Hello, good morning. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Jess Hooker, we're all here. Hello, Tom. This has been Chick McGee. Speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick. We. Coming up, comedian Tom Green will be joining us. We have Chick Magee at the, @the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I will remind you if you're interested in. If you're interested in winning a 4K Smart TV courtesy of Orange and souls.com, go to bob and tom.com contest. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

What do I got over here? Stupid. World record. A group of Georgia men, America, not Russia, Georgia, okay. Have broken the Guinness World Record for playing a continuous basketball game. The game lasted 121 hours and three minutes. The men completed their game at 10am Friday in the gym at Landmark Christian school in Fairbanks. 23 players ranged in age from 17 to 64 were required to remain inside the gym for the duration of the attempt, even while they took breaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the final score, 13,096 to 12,976.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn it, I had the under.

[Chick McGee]

Never bet an under on a.

[Josh Arnold]

That was also the. Interesting enough, the, the score of the last NBA All Star Game game.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a lot of D. You see.

[Chick McGee]

No D at the South Star Game.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a long game. You see, camped out on the sideline. Doesn't see how big the teams were. Doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's five. You can do the math.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, 23 players. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so the, so the guys are sleeping while their guys are. Yeah, sleeping right there courtside. That'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Theoretically, they can have four, four teams of five each with three, three fill ins or whenever.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like fun. And just in time to celebrate basketball with NCAA men's college basketball. And there are no, no brackets that have been.

[Chick McGee]

No brackets are perfect. Maybe some private brackets any longer, you think? Oh, maybe. So who's to say you're right. Who do we got here? Thursday, Duke in Arizona, byu.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, who in Arizona?

[Chick McGee]

Duke.

[Pat Godwin]

Fancy this?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Josh. Is that my horsey?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

BYU in Alabama. Also on Thursday, Florida and Maryland, Texas Tech and Arkansas. Then Friday, Auburn and Michigan, Ole Miss and Michigan State. And then also on Friday, Houston and Purdue and Kentucky and Tennessee.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom has three teams still in?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course he does.

[Josh Arnold]

In the office pool, I have good three.

[Chick McGee]

What do we got?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're all, like, one seeds and.

[Josh Arnold]

Auburn, Maryland and Tennessee.

[Chick McGee]

The south regionals in Atlanta, the East regionals in Newark, New Jersey. The west regional is in San Francisco and the Midwest regionals in Indianapolis.

[Christy Lee]

It makes sense. Tom has three teams. We've always known he has strong seeds.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Josh. Potent that text can deliver.

[Chick McGee]

That was a joke from Josh. Was.

[Pat Godwin]

Was that from a gal back in college?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you stop with this?

[Pat Godwin]

I want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not gonna tell you.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think mine's ever been nicknamed.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Any other guys have a. I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Remember in all serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like us to give it one? We could have a little competition. Would we have to see it?

[Chick McGee]

I've got one.

[Christy Lee]

Don't say little competition. Competition.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? The cranker. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Here comes the cranker.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the cranker, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in college, a gal had a name. Tommy's Male Sex. She said it stretched from Houston to El Paso. And she called us Penis Tex. As big as Texas, said one of his exes. She called his penis Text.

[Ace Cosby]

Isn't that beautiful?

[Pat Godwin]

I showed it to you. I just whipped that up.

[Chick McGee]

For you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, let me ask the ladies, have you ever encountered a gentleman that either provided it with a nickname or you felt compelled to give it a little nickname or a big nickname? This can be a yes or no. You don't have to do a follow.

[Tom Griswold]

We all know that this is a yes for me, and I don't really go back to that.

[Jess Hooker]

There was a guy in college that kind of got around our house, slept with a couple of my roommates, and the girl said that it looked so dignified that they named it Fitzgerald.

[Chick McGee]

Dignified?

[Jess Hooker]

It was dignified.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked.

[Chick McGee]

Looked.

[Jess Hooker]

They said it was like. It looked mature and dignified, like it wasn't just a penis. It was like it was a. It was like it had an entity.

[Josh Arnold]

Did it have, like, gray around the temples?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Did it wear a Monocle?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Like, I was like, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Know, tortoise shell, glasses and a tweed. A little tweed elbow patch halfway up.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't there more of that? Why don't.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Guys dress up their penis like that with little, you know, like. Like Barbie doll or. Ken.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Because typically that is put a little, you know, Ken clothes on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you could start like a cardigan company.

[Chick McGee]

This is this nice cardigan. Take pictures of it.

[Josh Arnold]

This is no time for levity, you know?

[Chick McGee]

And the best part would be that you don't really know it's a penis dressed up until you get really close.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You have to really look.

[Chick McGee]

You got to really look. Oh, my God. That's a penis under that hat. You know, stuff like that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who was that masked man? It was a penis. I'm dressing mine up.

[Chick McGee]

You think it'd be fun? Yeah. Let's dress them up later and send pictures to each other. All right, all right.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to see one in a top hat.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. See?

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you going to get a little baby top hat?

[Chick McGee]

I bet Ken comes with a little baby. I know, that's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to have to buy Ken. Ken clothing or.

[Chick McGee]

Or G.I. joe can put a little army.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine this has been done. I imagine that there, you think, oh, by somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. But I don't know if there's like a calendar out there, you know, like.

[Chick McGee]

They do have a calendar where the cats dress up as famous movies.

[Josh Arnold]

That shows dogs or that show still in Vegas where the two palm tree of the penis.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the penis players.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they dressed them up.

[Chick McGee]

No, they just stretched them out. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I'm gonna need to, like. I want like a red curtain and I want to see those things.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have kids for finger puppets. Yeah, well, that's. I'm Abe Lincoln.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope you. I would hope you'd need something more than that. Need the one for the thumb at least.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go.

[Christy Lee]

Well. Oh, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

This is like the Hemingway.

[Christy Lee]

A Hemingway finger puppet. And there's a sweater on it. You can maybe remove the sweater and just.

[I]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, or. Or keep the sweater.

[Christy Lee]

Just crank it down around your wire there.

[Chick McGee]

Put a face on top.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're just joining us. If you're just joining us, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Chick boogie is at the Orange Insoles sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that your idea has already.

[Christy Lee]

Been taken I'm assuming you have a dressed up penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's a cucumber. It's a cucumber.

[Chick McGee]

But they use a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it does. That's one of the costumes that you can get.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These are costumes.

[Tom Griswold]

You get Superman. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now imagine you can't get like a pirate.

[Josh Arnold]

Careful, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

I like the. I don't know what, the Bandito or whatever, because he has a mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a Ready Whip container, I guess, if you.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I see. So then when you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, let's move on. Is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

Tom's getting too turned on.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you want to hear some more.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way Tom wants to hear more.

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta stop.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not happy with that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna explain how radio works next break for you guys.

[Christy Lee]

You mean YouTube?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Christy Lee is across the way. You can see her over there at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

A new gelato debuted in Rome to celebrate Pope Francis's release from the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it a week?

[Tom Griswold]

The flavors dubbed Hallelujah and being sold in open air kiosks in the Piazza Riso Gimento. It is a combination of roasted hazelnuts and pure chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you love it?

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Speaks Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know what it is. It was a. It was a master gelato maker. Vincenzo. Okay. S, Q, U, A, T, R, I.

[Christy Lee]

T, O. I believe that's vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

Squattorato.

[Josh Arnold]

Squattrito.

[Tom Griswold]

Winning entry in a European gelato contest. Its name was conceived to celebrate the Catholic Church's holy jubilee year. Hallelujah quickly became a way to commemorate the 88 year old Pontiff's district.

[Chick McGee]

They try to stay away from anything with holy Jew in it. The Catholic Church. Don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Holy Jubilee. Jubilee is what he said there. It wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Holy.

[Christy Lee]

It's ju.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, I've lost track. What is it actually called now?

[Tom Griswold]

Hallelujah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I love gelato.

[Tom Griswold]

Who doesn't?

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather have ice cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Me three.

[Christy Lee]

You can keep your gelato. In fact, I'd rather have ice cream and then pudding and then I think gelato is like six way down the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather have a cookie.

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather have a sherbet or sorbet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Stuff your gelato in a sack.

[Tom Griswold]

In case you didn't hear the Pope was released from the hospital after.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they're celebrating. And that's why I just think we're lucky Ben and Jerry's didn't name it because it would have had something cutesy like snap, crackle Pope. Something along those lines.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they Snap, crackle Po. What is the. And sometimes you go to a baseball game and they'll serve the ice cream at a helmet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Baddie mini batting.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, think about it. How would you like one of those?

[Tom Griswold]

You could get a miter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. High pope hats. A miter hat.

[Chick McGee]

I'd hold like a gallon.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna. That'd be great. You flip it over. I've got two gallons of. Of. Of this delicious hallelujah ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

The show was approached about an ice cream flavor if we had our own.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't mean to workshop it on the air, but if we had a flavor, what would be in it?

[Chick McGee]

Like a bunch of nuts, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mixed nuts.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be maybe a coffee flavor.

[Chick McGee]

No. Chocolate. Peanut butter. Better.

[Josh Arnold]

Caramel.

[Jess Hooker]

Not the chick flavor. Not the chick flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd have to give it a clever name.

[Chick McGee]

Biscott.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. This is going to take some thought. We'll have to workshop this off the air.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that nice?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the only one that likes gelato.

[Tom Griswold]

I like gelato.

[Christy Lee]

It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If I was in Italy, I'd get some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

When in Rome.

[Josh Arnold]

There'S a religiosity, I guess, a religious aspect, if you will, to it.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Every time I eat ice cream or gelato, I thank the Lord.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a reason for living.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's the last time you had ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

I would think that'd be a weekly treat for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see. Last week, because the birthday party had it with my chocolate cake. Oh, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

You go to McDonald's a lot? Don't get the cone. Don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I love those McDonald's cones. Yeah, they're very good.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have them anymore, though, because you're right thin now.

[Josh Arnold]

No. You could have a McDonald's cones. Not a lot of calories.

[Tom Griswold]

200 calories. They're not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

They're very. Yeah. That's one of the few things I'll do at McDonald's other than the fish sandwich and the French fries.

[Christy Lee]

Treat yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

And the iced tea, which is also excellent.

[Christy Lee]

It is. McDonald's has great tea.

[Josh Arnold]

They have terrific tea There's a restaurant I go to all the time which just changed hands. I'm hoping the new owners get rid of the crappy iced tea. They have. Have got a decent tea.

[Jess Hooker]

But I'm sure you've told him about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, every time. I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you put. Almost put Cheesecake factory out of business because you're. You're squabble about their iced tea?

[Josh Arnold]

It's flavored and I'm not big on large federal government, but I do think that flavored tea should be illegal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was raspberry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they would go, oh, I'd like the iced tea, please. Oh, it's a raspberry today. I just want the plain tea. We don't have plain tea. They do now.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Josh Arnold]

They wisely up.

[Christy Lee]

I think I like my hot tea to have flavor sometimes. Yeah, yeah, there's some good ones out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Lemon, ginger, orange.

[Tom Griswold]

I love a mango tea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that can be real good, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, even ice cold iced mango tea.

[Christy Lee]

All right, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't. Don't force this down my throat.

[Pat Godwin]

I want late night decaf. Yeah, a little cinnamon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. Peppermint. Really settle the tummy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then you. Then you girls can. You girls can all get in your jam and gossip.

[Christy Lee]

I am an old lady when it comes to hot tea at night.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too. We had it last night.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to have my sleepy time.

[Jess Hooker]

Vanilla sleepy time tea.

[Chick McGee]

I see you in one of those Emma Mills long flowing grandma gowns, long sleeve with a little bow under the neck, and you're having your tea this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

I had a blanket on my lap, a hot tea, the fireplace and a book. I was a widow.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of lived a life of a widow.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Who lives there? Oh, widow Arnold. That's her.

[Pat Godwin]

A blanket on your lap.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was really wrong with that.

[Christy Lee]

Really fdring it up.

[Chick McGee]

I've got like nine blankets grab at a moment's notice. Wow. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the. What was the book you were reading?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, it's later.

[Chick McGee]

Chatterley's Leva.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, this was a nice nin. It's. This is a deep nerd. It's called how to write a sentence and it's very.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Very academic.

[Josh Arnold]

So that doesn't have sentences like take off your clothes, toots. Period.

[Chick McGee]

Toots.

[Josh Arnold]

Toots.

[Christy Lee]

Not really. There is a chapter on satire.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a follow up, how to write a paragraph?

[Christy Lee]

No, but I hope so at some point.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, do me a favor. Later, when you go home, just start dropping Toots around for your significant other. Could you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, great idea.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Toots. Why not? That'd be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

She's kind of cues.

[Chick McGee]

She might laugh. She knows you're teasing.

[Pat Godwin]

She knows you're a jokester.

[Chick McGee]

Toots, you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Toots, you want to make out?

[Josh Arnold]

I make her laugh all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she make you laugh?

[Chick McGee]

That's the most chilling words ever spoken by a female to me. Me. You're just not funny anymore. Oh, yeah, that happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you put away the little puppet thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess I'll put this away.

[Josh Arnold]

Justin, Christie said this was gonna make you laugh.

[Jeff Oskay]

No more.

[Chick McGee]

I was hat for me, I would laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Tootsie Text.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, let's get Toots and Text together, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I got a little cowboy hat for him.

[Chick McGee]

What do you say, Toots?

[Tom Griswold]

She wouldn't laugh at that. She'd laugh at Toots. There.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, does Johnny or Timmy or.

[Tom Griswold]

What's Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Andy. Does he have a nickname for you? No, not Toots or Baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Pumpkin? Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Lava.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. He calls you by your name.

[Chick McGee]

Echo.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, I have a real quick question. This is off. You don't have to answer yes or no. Does he call you by the name we call you? Or he does The Rambler.

[Chick McGee]

How about the Rambler now?

[Josh Arnold]

Trickster. In your experience.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

In your experience.

[Chick McGee]

Depending on how I know them, they call me a different name. Okay, well, actually, there's only one person left that calls me Chuck, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And that's the mom of. Mom of the kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But she knows I don't like it, so she kind of does.

[Josh Arnold]

What about your high school? What about your high school buddy that owns the sporting goods?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, he. He's. He calls me Chick, but he kind of snarky about it, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I call him Dirk. His name's David, so I call him Dirt. Okay, about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was going to be funnier.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Like Dirk Diggler. Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

What about you? Is anybody call you Butch other than your big sister?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Can I start calling you. But we still start calling, implying that we're family. Family. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

Butcher Mic is off.

[Josh Arnold]

Butch.

[Chick McGee]

It's Butch and Toots, honey. They're coming over.

[Christy Lee]

As long as he doesn't whip Text out again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you have a nickname for your sweetie?

[Christy Lee]

I've heard you refer to her as bae.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've heard you say Sweetie, you.

[Chick McGee]

Lay the, you like the baby on her, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hey, then I call the girls. I never call them by their actual name.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's, I never have. I know the older kids you called Rabbit Bo and all sorts of things. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent. Ciso and Cispo Jr. Like sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

A book that's no longer taught.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Or a restaurant close Restaurant called Cisos, I think. Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Some issues.

[Josh Arnold]

It was close.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you open your mouth without us getting in trouble? Come on, man.

[Josh Arnold]

So sorry. Where was I? Oh, I know. I want to mention real quick, this show will come to you from greater Cincinnati across the river at Smoke justice coming up on on Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

And we've got that email about Cincinnati and we're invited brought to you by.

[Josh Arnold]

Field of Dreams Whiskey company.

[Chick McGee]

Big doings. I'll tell you when we come back.

[Josh Arnold]

Friday, Toledo Mud Hen celebration Glass City center, downtown Toledo. It's open free. Come on down. And then we do have at each in each city a special shirt we're selling. We're giving all the money away. Way it'll be for a great program in at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital where they what's it called? Brave.

[Jess Hooker]

Brave Gowns.

[Josh Arnold]

Brave gowns and they make like superhero costumes for kids in the hospital. It's so cool. And also It'll be Ronald McDonald House in Toledo. So are those up and running? Can you see them on the website?

[Jess Hooker]

Go to bob and tom.com and click on the link. It'll be the first thing you see when you open up our little pop up store.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be selling them in person. Hope to sell them out and write a big check. I know we gave away. How much did we sell in Iowa?

[Jess Hooker]

Was like almost $9,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That went to the children's hospital there. So yeah, buy the shirts and we'll give the money away. It's kind of fun. Hope to see you there in person. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Airfare.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee. Jess Hooker's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Chick Magee at the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. I mentioned this because orange insoles has stepped up. Sure, you're depressed because your bracket is busted, but they all are. How about winning a new 4K smart TV? What's a 4K TV, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

It's one better than a 3K. It's. It's the. It's amazing. Quality is what.

[Christy Lee]

Really, really great picture.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. 4K is the highest right now. You can go.

[Josh Arnold]

You could win one and then we.

[Chick McGee]

I think any higher and it burns through your head when you watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that actually leads to one of our news stories.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Well, my psychic comedy continues.

[Josh Arnold]

You see the story about the plutonium. This is. I got this just for Chick. I think he'll like this very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Sydney Science nerd may face jail for importing plutonium. He's described as a young Australian science nerd. Apparently in an effort to collect all the elements of the periodic table, Mr. Emmanuel Lidden ordered the samples of plutonium him to his parents apartment breaching the country's nuclear non proliferation laws. The importation sparked a major hazmat alert in court. Mr. Linden's lawyer described the 24 year old as an innocent collector and science nerd who committed the offense out of pure naivety. Naivety?

[Christy Lee]

Naivete.

[Chick McGee]

Naivete I think the French call it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what prosecutor said describing the young man as a simple collector and science nerd was mischaracterization. And he now faces a possible 10 years in prison.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know much about history.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know much.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

But you know what, Tom? I know. I love you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. Isn't a lot of that stuff when you get up there kind of dangerous on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know. Do you think he had a big chart on the wall and he had a little sample?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I think so would I.

[Chick McGee]

Have a friend who handles nuclear material for the medical field and it's very lucrative and you have to be very careful. Your friend Lefty and you have.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you just.

[Chick McGee]

Not funny. He lost one eye during the whole thing. His name is Glowy, but he's perfect for the job. He's very meticulous, and I would think so. Incredibly focused.

[Josh Arnold]

Order plutonium on Amazon.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

If there's such strict laws, why was he able to get it in the first place?

[Josh Arnold]

You have to know a guy. Listen, I can get you some really good reefer and would you like some plutonium?

[Chick McGee]

I can't sell you reefer legally, but I can sell you plutonium and I'll put reefer inside. How's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Is plutonium the only element named after a Disney character? Kind of sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a tiny little. I mean, I can't imagine he got much plutonium.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know anything about. I know there was.

[Chick McGee]

What about Goofy?

[Josh Arnold]

I know that there used a plutonium nuclear power plant in this country. I don't think there is any more.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got your plutonium, then you get your uranium. Okay, don't get. Don't get those two together. They do not like each other, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

They both have their negative qualities.

[Josh Arnold]

They say, this guy. This kid's facing 10 years in prison.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think that'll happen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think they caught on. He was acting like he didn't know what he was doing, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he knew what he was doing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Again, how do you get pluto? So can you? Really naive. Yeah. He was so naive, he was able to make it onto the Dark Web and talk to an Iranian terrorist?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if there's that. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Shipped it in a lead line FedEx envelope to Australia.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Here in the States, our science nerds, they devote themselves to things like meth lab. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're a science nerd, you know how dangerous plutonium is?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't. I honestly don't. But do you think because of Breaking Bad, there are guys that started off going, hey, wait a minute, deal?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I think anything's possible. I don't. I don't know why not. But the. The stuff they did on Breaking Bad, they. Vince Gilligan was interviewed, and he said, we were very careful not to give. Not to give the entire formula away. So there are some big holes, but, I mean, it's. It's good.

[Christy Lee]

I would imagine it's also made up. The stuff that Walter White was able to do isn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think there's such a thing as methylamine. I don't think that exists.

[Josh Arnold]

I would venture to say you could probably go on the Internet in five minutes and get everything you need.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. But that they made up.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, in terms of instructions how to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

When you go to sell your house now, in the seller's disclosure, you have to disclose whether meth was made on your property or not.

[Josh Arnold]

On all three floors.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure do.

[Chick McGee]

So. No. But if it's upstairs that.

[Tom Griswold]

How many people check that box. Yes. I mean, come on.

[Christy Lee]

That's the home improvement show I want to see tonight on Flipping Trap Houses.

[Chick McGee]

We're. We're turning this former meth lab.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sl.

[Christy Lee]

Brothel into a rumpus room for the kids.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a true story. I just had to do good Bones.

[Christy Lee]

Literally. There's a corpse.

[Josh Arnold]

I do know that. I do know that. The home insurers are using drones and flying over houses to check your roof and to see if you have a trampoline or a pool or. Or a bear for a pet.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Stuff like that. Yeah. With. Did your home insurance because you just got a new house. Didn't they ask you what kind of dog you have?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Yeah, they asked me what. What breed of dogs do you have?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they probably gotta look at you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's you. If you put the wrong answer, I assume you're not gonna get insured or.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S gonna cost you more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay. Well, plutonium in the news. Thank you very much. I'm a big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an update coming up about the guy who swallowed the earrings. Remember the Tiffany earrings worth about $700,000?

[Christy Lee]

They got pulled over. He said, I'm gonna eat these.

[Chick McGee]

Did they pass?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Came out in the poop.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Came out in his poopy.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. Of course it did. Also coming up, comedian Tom Green will be joining us in the studio. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

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Show coming up just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. From the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

In his swell shirt. We need a picture of that for the Internet.

[Pat Godwin]

I like this shirt, people mean.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker offering some fashion advice. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsoul.com sports desk. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you very much, Chick McGee. I understand we have something coming in via satellite.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. It's Jeff Oskay with a special edition of news we failed to mention.

[I]

Wow, listen to the enthusiasm in there. You guys are super excited.

[Christy Lee]

And Jeff, we just found out about it.

[I]

Well, Friday Joe was going doing so well, I didn't want to gum it up with what I do. So we give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention last week.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention.

[I]

Oh, that seemed loud.

[Chick McGee]

Nailed it. Yeah, I'm killing it on the audio.

[I]

The teen dramedy Sex Lives of college girls on HBO is being canceled after three seasons. What you failed to mention. Be sure to catch the sequel coming out this fall. Knocked up and dropped out. We learned about a diddle and competition from 1977. Can we get a little audio on that channel?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[I]

That's enough. What you failed to mention. If we learned anything from that horrible obnoxious sound. A little diddle do you. And my question, how are you gonna have a diddling competition with no women?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think your brill cream joke did not get the applause it deserved.

[I]

No, it got exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[I]

A coffee was removed from shelves after it was discovered it contained ED medication. Well, you failed to mention, John, based just on your boner. I gotta say, you really, really like.

[Chick McGee]

Coffee.

[I]

Just based on your boner?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[I]

A woman said she has orgasms while working out at the gym. What you failed to mention. I had one. Just picturing that. Didn't even have to leave my couch. The largest wiener dog parade was held last week that contained over over 897 wiener dogs. What you failed to mention. Largest parade of wieners is held in Brazil's Pride Parade every June with 3 to 4 million attendees. A mountain was granted personhood by the courts what you failed to mention. Oh, that's a slippery slope. It starts with mountains. Next thing you know, molehills. Poland is hoping the next James Bond is Polish. What you fail to mention goes by double. Oh, no. And finally, a woman was arrested for practicing dentistry out of her home for the past eight years without ever attending dental school or becoming licensed. She was only discovered after three of her patients complained to the medical board about continued pain and infection. Well, you failed to mention if the waiting room is their family room, you may have a fake dentist. If they hand you a can of Blue Raspberry Galaxy Gas and tells you to take a few hits before they remove your tooth, you may have a fake dentist. If at any time your dentist has to stop your procedure because their timer went off and they have to take their meatloaf out of the oven, you.

[Chick McGee]

May have a fake dentist. I'm Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Oscar.

[I]

And this was the news that we failed to mention last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I still say if she only had three complaints in eight years, that's pretty good. She must be pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

It's damn fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

Do you girls, amongst yourselves, refer to it as diddling?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Diddling. Yes, I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard it, but I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't say it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really talk to my girlfriends about masturbation.

[Chick McGee]

It would. No, it would seem like women would talk about that freely among themselves because you guys are so much more emotionally mature than guys. I don't think guys would talk about you.

[Jess Hooker]

Guys talk about masturbating amongst each other?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Every now and again I'll ask. Hey, have at yourself. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Josh, don't know. I specifically said saltines because.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Last time it was on a rant and it just didn't work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I demand to know where the circle concept came from and the cracker angle. I want to know where it came from. It's just.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just. It's a classic. It's a. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

But it had to have started hazing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a hazing ritual. Like, that's what I know it from. Right.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like icing. Is that why?

[Josh Arnold]

Did it ever actually happen or.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know if that's true.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I don't know if there are any documented cases or not.

[Chick McGee]

And. And if it's that way, why. Why hasn't toaster strudel been Introduced into the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought every guy did that. That was part of growing up. You tasted a circle jerk? Yeah, no, I swear I did. Girl, you taste it? No, I thought a circle jerk was something you guys did camp or something.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know anybody that's ever taken part.

[Chick McGee]

No, me either.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've never. I don't need that bad thing like that. But you do.

[Christy Lee]

It is joked about so much that I could see where a girl would go.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when no guys in my house. I grew up with only girls.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine talking, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, all of you seem really gay. Like the way that guys hang out and the things you guys do and you just want to be around each other.

[Chick McGee]

How about sucking on those big cigars like we do? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing wrong with that if that's what you're into.

[Josh Arnold]

I think. I think the notion of a so called circle jerk is. There's lots of problems.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think so. I think you're there. I mean, you're giving each other encouragement.

[Josh Arnold]

But is it.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be like the circular firing squad? I mean there's. There's a problem with.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not to mention.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's another term, bukkake.

[Christy Lee]

Would you ever do it just with one other person sitting back to back like you were on guard in Vietnam?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think what just that called.

[Chick McGee]

See a circle for some reason.

[Josh Arnold]

The back Jack.

[Chick McGee]

That seems. That seems a lot more safe than just one other guy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a very unpleasant scene in. What's that movie with about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. You know the one about me about Colonel Hogan. Oh, I'm forgetting his name.

[Chick McGee]

Autofocus.

[Josh Arnold]

Autofocus, the movie about Bob Crane.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

And Will and Defoe. They're sitting on the couch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Bob Crane, the actor. Bob Crane actually was friends with the head of Sony or something, some huge Japanese company. He had one of the very first home home video cameras in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course, first thing he did was what he became kind of a. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

First thing he videoed.

[Chick McGee]

He started cataloging all of his conquests. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then showing it to his friends.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a scene. There's a very, very good movie about that. And there's a scene in which the.

[Pat Godwin]

Two of them and his friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Very, very unpleasant. And that. That is. I've never experienced that particular thing.

[Chick McGee]

They're admiring this one woman that they videotaped. One of them said, wow, this is really turning Me on. That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll watch it.

[Jess Hooker]

I won't watch it.

[Chick McGee]

And he reaches down and the other guy does too, too.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's a friend together.

[Chick McGee]

That is a body.

[Christy Lee]

That's really amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You think dogs love each other when they crap beside each other?

[Tom Griswold]

That's not something you would ever do.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Jess Hooker]

I love how Christy's really like, you guys are killing this.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a scene in the movie called E2 Mama Tombien. A great movie, but there's a. Where two buddies just decide to do that too. And what are you doing? It doesn't make any sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a restaurant. Restaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

So is it only a circle if it's. If there's four people. Because there's two, that's just two. Three is a three something because you're.

[Christy Lee]

Standing like four squares.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, it doesn't exist in reality.

[Chick McGee]

It has to be.

[Jess Hooker]

At least it does exist or we wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

It wouldn't.

[Jess Hooker]

We wouldn't be talking about it. Maybe not amongst you.

[Chick McGee]

At least five would. If you're going to do a circle, you need a little circle.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to say less than 1% of all men have been involved in a mutual masturbation.

[Tom Griswold]

I would agree with another with a buddy body. Yeah. Let alone a circle.

[Chick McGee]

They used to sponsor Mutual of Omaha, didn't they? Mutual masturbation.

[Christy Lee]

But I think there are theories that Stonehenge was invented as the place to do the circle. Each guy would just lean against the stones.

[Chick McGee]

It's old as time itself.

[Josh Arnold]

When the sun would rise. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, how did this get derailed?

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, this program will come to you from Greater Cincinnati on Thursday, Toledo, Ohio, on Friday. And we'll have some special guests, including Haywood Banks on Friday. Thursday, we're going to have Drew Storen, former pitcher, major league baseball pitcher and more. So we look forward to seeing you at those shows. If you want to stop on by right now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Let's talk numbers. Traditional in person therapy can cost anywhere between 100 and $250 per session. That can add up fast. With BetterHelp online therapy, you save about 50% per session. With BetterHelp, you pay a flat fee for weekly sessions, saving you a big on cost and time. Remember, the key to BetterHelp is the fact that it's so much more accessible. You don't have to get in a car or get in the bus or get in a train. To go somewhere because you can do it wherever you are because the therapy is done on online, your mental health is worth it. If you're considering any kind of a therapy and you maybe you've been kind of afraid to sort of jump that fence where you have to go to a therapist in person. And this is a way to experiment with it, see if you like it. Little inventory of your life and your mental health with a professional therapist. By the way, 5 million people are currently using the BetterHelp system. The way it works is you go online, you fill out a questionnaire, you'll be matched with one of some 30,000 licensed therapists with a variety of specialties. So you can check it out by going to betterhelp.com btshow the btshow part will knock off an additional 10%. So it's betterhelp.com btshow and to make it more clear, I'll say it BetterHelp H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Come coming up, we're gonna talk with comedian Tom Green. We also have some fascinating stuff in the world of news, including something's on fire at Disney World. And we've got a rather unusual way to get buried when you're dead, I should say. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hi, this is Jevon, your blinds.com design consultant.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Josh and Pat. Kristen. See, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's time to get another song out of Mr. Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I love singing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Anything you fancy over there.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to go with a story?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a nice.

[Chick McGee]

I thought there was a story about. Wasn't there a problem out on the highways?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, another highway spell.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think there might have been. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I think so. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have that?

[Pat Godwin]

I can wing something.

[Chick McGee]

He can wing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Soda. Soda cans were littered across I 70 in Wayne County Sunday, cans were spilled onto I 70 westbound. Three semis crashed into each other near the mile marker 145.

[Christy Lee]

Where's Wayne County?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's in Indiana. One of the trucks involved appeared to be hauling a trailer full of Canada Dry beverages. They were all over the road.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

Kansas. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Listening to Bob and Tom driving down i70. Ace's joke of the day filled my cab with levity. Tom did a Chuck Norris joke. No one care Indiana highway carrying ginger ale. Another truck hits me. I'm guessing his brakes failed. Oh yeah, they're gonna test him. Maybe the guy was high. Yai yai. I spilled my Canada Dry. Now cans are pretty much everywhere. I blew a tire, don't have a spare. There's a whiff of ginger in the air. Marianne was cuter. I declare all I declare here, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Mountain Dew.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude, it was not Mountain Moon. It was not Mountain Dew or you. That's beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I got. I teared up there.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear the update of the guy that ate the. What was it? $800,000 earrings or something. Something.

[Tom Griswold]

The man accused of stealing and swallowing two pairs of diamond earrings is finally past the gems. Following his arrest last month, 32 year old Mr. Jathan Gilder was admitted to an Orlando hospital to await the expulsion of the jewelry expulsion. According to the smoking gun, the seven hundred seventy thousand dollar earrings were passed between March 10th and 12th, about two weeks after he swallowed them. He's accused of robbing a Tiffany store in Orlando. So by posing as a representative for an NBA player.

[Josh Arnold]

So how did they.

[Chick McGee]

Is that pretty standard? Two weeks? Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe for diamonds, not for food.

[Josh Arnold]

But do they have to. I mean every.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Deficant event if you will. They have to monitor.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, think of that. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They can't let anything slip by.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Sifted through it.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to go down the turlet.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of a boy.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he has one of those prospecting. I think Chris. I think Christie said this last week. He probably has one of those catchers. Yeah. Like cold cola guard. You know Cola guard.

[Josh Arnold]

Now with cola guard. That's the thing where you do you put something over the seat that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then you catch it.

[Christy Lee]

Catch a fall.

[Tom Griswold]

You catch it, send it away.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to. When they were developing that, the first. The first iteration was something like. Well, it sort of looks like a butterfly net. You got a guy hovering and someone. Wait a second. We got to get it Better than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You put it between your toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this guy, this. They probably couldn't have even done that just in case. They probably had to just have him go into a bucket.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. There were chamber pots, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. Colanders.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those colanders will never be the same.

[Tom Griswold]

You would have to watch him, too, because. What if he went to the bathroom on his own?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think it was shackled to the bed? Oh, probably, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you think it's possible for him to slip the diamond passage past them and then re. Swallow it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, would you want to?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you'd rinse it, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

And you might get a raging case of E. Coli, but.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You know, we're talking almost 800 grand here.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, yeah. Oh, you want to buy a house or not?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it. I wonder what the law is. If it's legal. Legal to have a suspect and can they make him eat xlax and that sort of thing too?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the answer to any of these questions.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine it would have to some sort of court order.

[Josh Arnold]

These were these earrings. Wouldn't they be sharp on the. Wouldn't they have the post?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they gotta. They have a post on them.

[Josh Arnold]

And for this thing, just for one shining moment, literally, his colon looked very fancy. Are they still playing One Shining Moment as part of the NCAAs?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the answer to that. I can't imagine this.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm seeing a head. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I don't know how that goes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the song. Dave Barrett wrote that. It's. A friend of mine wrote that song years ago and it's. They play it every year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Dave Barrett and the sheriffs. Yeah, those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, sorry, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember that when you were a kid? Kids, you bear it. We'll all share it.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember what?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to our circle jerk thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sounds. Is that like a fart thing?

[Chick McGee]

No, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a question, Josh, for you.

[Chick McGee]

A boob thing? Primarily Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, you're Josh. I don't know how this works. When you're invited to a circle jerk, are you allowed a plus one so.

[Christy Lee]

Long as that person is of a certain. You have to vet them. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

As long as they're of a certain standard.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you have to vouch for them.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a class and they know how to keep their mouth shut.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so.

[Christy Lee]

It's sort of like debutante season. It's. You're gonna have an escort, but they have to be of a certain ilk.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm sorry. I regret bringing this up again. Let's. Let's go back over that direction. I see Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

An allegedly constipated passenger is suing United Airlines. The plaintiff claims the pilot forcibly removed him from an airplane bathroom room. And the lawsuit? Mr. Isrobo Lieb was traveling from Tulum, Mexico, to Houston when he went to the bathroom in the back of the plane. After about 20 minutes, a flight attendant asked a fellow passenger to check on Mr. Lieb, who explained his gastrointestinal predicament.

[Christy Lee]

I'm all blocked up.

[Tom Griswold]

Ten minutes later, the pilot.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he was coming from Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

Tulum. Yeah. He'd had the opposite problem.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say this is the first person in the history of international travel to be constipated leaving Mexico.

[Chick McGee]

Unless he was from Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ten minutes later, the pilot allegedly yelled at Mr. Lieb to leave the bathroom. The pilot allegedly broke the lock, forced the bathroom door open, pulled Mr. Lieb out with his pants still around his ankles, exposing his genitals to those nearby. Mr. Lieb is suing both United Airlines and the US Department of Homeland Security.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would, too. I mean, there are other ways to handle that.

[Josh Arnold]

Shouldn't there be limits to how long you can stay in the bathroom? Maybe you've got a problem, you have an issue. Wouldn't you. Wouldn't you want to be constipated on a plane? I hate going to the toilet on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

And after. After 30 minutes there, you're gonna. You're gonna blow out your o ring. I mean, how much can you.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they were getting ready to. They're trying to land, too, because 30 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Can they land with somebody in there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they cannot land with someone in the back.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

They can. If they. If they chose to. They could. That's. I hate that kind of. Those kind of laws. It's so stupid. What about land with a person in the bathroom? Calm down.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you put your. Unless you turn your phone on, then you'll crash the plane.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, See, that kind of stuff.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever tried to vomit in a airplane bathroom?

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

It's really. It's close quarters, man.

[Christy Lee]

Why? There's no issue at all with landing with a person in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What if they have a problem? Then the guy. Then he's going to sue you because.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have his head on the ceiling.

[Christy Lee]

We could all never wear seat belts on planes and not get injured.

[Josh Arnold]

What about that plane that just turned over two, three weeks ago? That would have been a problem.

[Chick McGee]

I think you. This might. We, we might have to pen to paper and take a look at that. You need to start your own airline.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, dude.

[Chick McGee]

People who don't like airlines.

[Ace Cosby]

Airline.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I should Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Comfortable seats. No. No seat belts.

[Josh Arnold]

I just think there should be a time limit. Time limit on how long you can spend on an airplane. Bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

No see, no movies.

[Christy Lee]

Just you exceed that time limit. You shouldn't be dragged out of there by some. A hole pilot.

[Josh Arnold]

No. I think you should then share your opioids with the pilot.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why you're constantly.

[Chick McGee]

My opioids?

[Pat Godwin]

That's where Tom was going with that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know do pilots.

[Josh Arnold]

No one is familiar with that problem.

[Christy Lee]

Can you drink while, can you take opioids while you're drunk?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm asking for most people, it depends on how long you want to be drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you're just joining us. Hi, how are you? This is the Bob and Tom program. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I look over there, I see Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What else is happening?

[Tom Griswold]

A man had one final laugh after getting buried in a Snickers themed coffin recently. Before his death, Paul Broom often joked about having a candy bar coffin. Even asked for it in his will. Was he a fat face when he passed away? His family wanted to honor that memory in a way that reflected his personality.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he die of diabetes just by chance?

[Chick McGee]

I think I want to be buried in a roaster pan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like with black speckled one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the one, the black speckled ones with the lid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is he cool, Tom? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Designed to resemble a Snickers bar, the coffin was emblazoned with the phrase I'm nuts. Loved ones said Mr. Broom or Brumais was known for his quick wit and mysterious sense of humor.

[Chick McGee]

I'm nuts is a hard evidence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What a. What a wacky some knowing that the.

[Tom Griswold]

Coffin was a perfect tribute to his playful nature.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm, I.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a picture of it. It, it's, he's got the logo on there.

[Chick McGee]

And let me ask you something, Josh. You having that party, did you invite, did you invite Broom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had to, man. You know, he's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not coming then.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame you.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he's a self Described wacky.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, sure is. Think the clock is ticking.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of disturbing, really. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know you could get a coffin that looked like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they. It's. You can get anything. It looks like a traditional wooden.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they made it themselves and they.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they. But it looks semi. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. I'm nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Then on the end, you can't see, there's the Snickers logo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what's. Is that a teddy bear on top?

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like it.

[Christy Lee]

Why is it in, like the middle of an. I mean, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a conference room.

[Christy Lee]

It is a conference room and like a conference room. They rent out a conference room of a Holiday Inn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It isn't a particularly elegant desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Some sort of eagle decal on the middle doll.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think. Do you think if. If, say, somebody, some big company stepped up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they would. It. They would lower the price of a casket if you had logos on it, you know, like, I don't know, like Verizon Wireless on the casket?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think they do commercials.

[Josh Arnold]

Our service is so good. Can you hear me down there?

[Chick McGee]

The furthest I would go. I think a burgundy coffin would be nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Your love of Washington.

[Ace Cosby]

Washington.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember there was a Kiss. A set of Kiss caskets that were available.

[Chick McGee]

Caskets. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet Harley Davidson makes a casket.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll bet they do.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there are some themes, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. There's a certain dignity lacking there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If he'd been a dwarf, they could have done a fun size. They could have, but I guess that really could have.

[Christy Lee]

There's a darker road he could have gone down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I appreciate him doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We were talking earlier about. About COVID bands.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got an idea to do one. Call the guy Ted New, and he would sing Ted songs and pass out candy.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Sorry. Why do I want to see Ted Nougat? And by the way, what the hell is nougat anyway?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds so disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a made up candy maker word.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, what am I showing you a picture of?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a John Deere coffin there.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

The green and yellow and the logo and all that.

[Chick McGee]

This is a place called Sky Caskets. They have pages and pages of custom casket ideas. They do have these. The. They have the Kiss casket. They have a casket that. Tom. What Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a Dalmatian? I can't see from here.

[Tom Griswold]

Ow.

[Chick McGee]

It's cows.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the price points on those?

[Chick McGee]

Cow colored casket.

[Christy Lee]

Can you get a glass casket?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you be buried in a snow White?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want that.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you want it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna be naked and I want to be displayed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Josh, that's you. That's you, buddy. All day long. Flames, baby, flames. Anybody want to mention hell at any point?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't want to, right?

[Chick McGee]

You're asking for trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

I was looking for that.

[Chick McGee]

That's real rad.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they. Do they have the candy bars in there? The other.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't come across them.

[Josh Arnold]

Payday for the widow.

[Chick McGee]

They have a Harley Davidson.

[Pat Godwin]

She had good insurance on.

[Chick McGee]

They have a Chevy Camaro.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a Chevy Camaro.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard this guy's. When they were taking this guy to the graveyard, they dropped it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know, classic case of Butterfingers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she bangs them. There's something else stuck with the p.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't do them all.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they have a Mickey Mouse casket.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't. That can't be licensed.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S a perfect segue. So we can change the subject. A perfect segue into the story about Disney World.

[Tom Griswold]

A walk in cooler fire caused a plume of smoke to erupt over Epcot's France Pavilion at Walt Disney World Resort. A Disney representative said the fire, which broke out in a backstage area, was quickly put out. No injuries reported. Cause of that fire? Not immediately known. Photos and videos shared online show thick black clouds billowing from behind the pavilion's building.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that was black smoke. A lot of people at Disney thought they had a new boat. That's something they've never done. Pope. Mickey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Mickey.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice miter.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Minnie, looks like. Looks like I'm going to be celibate for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the Pope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was. Did you see any of the photographs?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of scary. Have to be. Gotta wonder what's going on over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of Walt Disney, their live action controversy riddled Snow White. Opened in theaters over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Controversy?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows if you're upset about it. My gosh. How are you living?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. 43 million in ticket sales with a budget above 250 million. They're not exactly thrilled.

[Josh Arnold]

But wait A minute, though. The last time this happened was one of these things and it made 20 million the first weekend. Then I saw it was now at 800 million.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These things have a way in the long run of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting their money back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, anyway, there's all kinds of controversies about the man. The two actresses don't get along and they're on different sides of a war.

[Tom Griswold]

Cgi, Dwarf. Dwarves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, dwarves.

[Christy Lee]

But the different sides of a war.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, in reality.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

How are the reviews?

[Josh Arnold]

Tepid. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had not known. I didn't know about this one. Alto Knights. Do you know anything about that film?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the De Niro thing where he plays two gangsters.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. It didn't do well either at the box office. Oh, yeah. 3.2 million. He plays two roles there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Competing, I think Frank Costello.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I. I, you know, love De Niro, but I don't know what they're. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Peter Sellers.

[Chick McGee]

Skeptical.

[Josh Arnold]

Can pull it off, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

In what?

[Josh Arnold]

He plays three roles in Doctor. Doctor Strange. Love.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Is it three? Yeah, might be four.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it, Man.

[Chick McGee]

Mandrake, the President, doctor Strange. Strangelove.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen Doctor Strange. Love.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's. It's one of the best movies ever made.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't. Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Make a list and all.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Pat Godwin]

Get defensive about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just watch it.

[Chick McGee]

How do you stand up under the weight of your stupidity? Good God, woman.

[Christy Lee]

Classics that have. We've slipped a. I think I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Just saying the other day I could make you a lit. I've never seen so many famous. I've never seen Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory. I've never seen the Sound of Music.

[Pat Godwin]

What I've ever seen happen. I've never seen Gone with the Wind.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I saw it and hated it.

[Chick McGee]

It's too late to watch it now. It's gone.

[Christy Lee]

That I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

You love is a good.

[Chick McGee]

It's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it at a theater. There was an intermission.

[Christy Lee]

I got to see it in a theater with an intermission too. Huh. How long is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Three hours.

[Chick McGee]

Three and a half. Three and a half?

[Christy Lee]

Probably, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All I know is the scene in which George Reeves, the guy that played Superman, came out. People were screaming out, Superman was a bunch of kids. I was probably too young to tell him the punchline.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

That will leave it right there.

[Chick McGee]

That might have been why he was so depressed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. It's time now to check in with a Mr. McGee across the way over there. Talk about the best way to listen to this show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, we have the fish of the year. Oh, did you know there was a.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know there was a contest.

[Chick McGee]

We need like introductory music.

[Christy Lee]

The Bounce Master Classic was this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

We need an award ceremony and a song. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Also we have contraceptives for animals in the news and more rubbers for raccoons. That's a good, good title. But they're not for raccoons. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This episode is brought to you by Lifelock.

[Pat Godwin]

It's tax season and we're all a.

[Chick McGee]

Bit tired of numbers.

[Pat Godwin]

But here's one you need to $16.5 billion.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Eagerly awaiting our guest, Mr. Tom Green. He'll be here this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Funny guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we are going to return at this point to Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

A recent poll reveals how people feel about tipping.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the survey from Wallet hub. All right, three and five think businesses are replacing employee salaries with customer tips. 85, six out of 10. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Well, three out of five, six out of 10.

[Josh Arnold]

How many, how many out of 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this become a math quiz?

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to. I was told there'd be no math. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

85% of respondents think automatic service charges should be banned.

[Chick McGee]

People are anti tipping, like because it's.

[Christy Lee]

Every lustily so entitlement that people are a little upset with.

[Tom Griswold]

Over half say they often leave a tip due to social pressure rather than good service.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Let me decide what to tip and how to tip and when to tip. That's what people want.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever tipped marginal service or bad service?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I still, I do even. Yeah, no, you know what, I'm, I'm probably not doing it correctly. Let's say 20% is the minimum. I still tip 20% for bad. I over tip for. Well, if there is such a thing for good service.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't punish the bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I think part of it also was that almost everywhere you go now they flip the screen around and there's the tip suggestions. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is interesting because nearly 3 in 10Americans tip less when they are presented with a tip suggestion screen.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

That is interesting because I think a lot of people like the help, the math help.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too, too.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can't do it in your head over 75, how hard is it.

[Chick McGee]

To do it in your head? It's 10 and then double it. That's 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, I know that and you know that, but what the hell? People over 75% of those polled think tips should be split among the employees who interact with customers.

[Chick McGee]

I bet 3 out of 5 people or 6 out of 10 could, could do it, handle it easily.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think too?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And more than one in four Americans, that would be a quarter, wouldn't it? Think tips should be taxed as they are now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that apparently is, is that going to go away? That was, who knows?

[Chick McGee]

That was one of the potentially campaign promises.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think they both made that promise.

[Josh Arnold]

How would that work exactly?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how you would differentiate.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, could I indicate. Change the structure of this.

[Chick McGee]

You see this big number here? That's all tips.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At least they're going to start reporting them. Well, no, they wouldn't have to. I mean, that's the thing. Most restaurant workers don't report.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but they get a estimate from.

[Christy Lee]

The employer, which is much lower than the tips they're actually getting. And by the way, I'm fine with that. I'm not judging at all. You guys know me. I hate the irs.

[Josh Arnold]

They should be about, well, that's me.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would pay for your schools and your roads, and I'm not worried about it.

[Christy Lee]

Any of that.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't have to be, kid. I remember reading, reading the one story about the lady that went to the vet and had a 700 surgery on her dog or something. And there was. And that flipped around the thing and there was a suggestion for a tip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a bummer.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

You just say no. You have to say no.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that the last time, it's 140 bucks. One of my little girls lost a tooth. I put, you know, five bucks under her pillow, and then when she woke up, she flipped a screen around. There was a suggestion for a tip. I think that's kind of bold. Yeah. I. I don't know. I wonder if tipping has gone up because of the prevalence of the screens where. It's right there.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you go up. Do you think some people don't tip because the screen. They feel almost attacked by seeing the screen like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Right? They take it way too personally.

[Christy Lee]

I think they do take it too personal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty easy to take it one second and go, I'm gonna tip what I want instead of. I don't understand why.

[Chick McGee]

I think there is a box that says other. And you can put down.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

How much do you tip your therapist?

[Christy Lee]

A Christmas gift every year.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't. I don't tip my.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a good. That was a good sample, but 30%.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get her a Christmas gift. I should get her.

[Christy Lee]

It's just a nice little thing, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know, you bring up a good point, though. Sometimes you don't know who to tip and who not to tip or if you should or if you should offer or.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but the point now that it's there all the time, but I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, people who maybe deliver to you or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. You can put that on in advance.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't mean food. I mean item, like. Or services or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, sure. Somebody delivers a fridge, what do you tip?

[Tom Griswold]

You tip them?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

20 bucks, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Per guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I usually do 20 bucks a guy, but at least. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you tip mailman?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't tip any government worker.

[Josh Arnold]

That can be. That can be a. That can be a Christmas gift.

[Tom Griswold]

I do a Christmas gift.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about. And I'm a big fan of this. When you go to a store and they say roundup and it's a charity, I love that. I'm a big fan of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan of it. But are you sure it's going to the charity? That's where I go a little.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez. You sure hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think it's usually.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to round up for chavity?

[Pat Godwin]

Everyone else is doing. Everyone else is doing.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm with you. I think it's an easy way to do things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm a fan of that. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just suspicious.

[Josh Arnold]

How about for a haircut, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have a tip.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a particular percentage in mind. I just do it.

[Josh Arnold]

You base it on how handsome you look afterward.

[Christy Lee]

I should start doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, here's a C note. I look great.

[Christy Lee]

I look so good. You should be tipping me.

[Chick McGee]

The last. Last haircut, you didn't have to tip anything. Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

Can they trim your beard at a haircut place?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I never get that because I know in certain states it's a different license. They can't shave your neck short.

[Christy Lee]

I think to use any kind of straight razor.

[Josh Arnold]

Insane.

[Pat Godwin]

They use.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want you to die if they nick or stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

The proper training does need to happen.

[Chick McGee]

The lady who cuts my hair doesn't have a straight razor, but she shaves my neck with. It's. It's hard to explain what the razor blade is, but it's made to simulate the straight razor shave. But it's not that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

But it's an actual blade, not a.

[Chick McGee]

It is an actual blade.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite the smooth line, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you like the one where they have the. The stripe?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, because I woke up today and it's 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you really had a shave like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm gonna get that done. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

I should have done this last time.

[Christy Lee]

I've always said I want to go get.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. But that's a different. In this state. That's a different.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have to look for somebody that has the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Strap.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know, I believe it's pronounced strop.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought. You know of anyone who has a strop.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, the time I had it done yet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'd love to get that done.

[Chick McGee]

And the heated foam.

[Josh Arnold]

Love the heated foam.

[Christy Lee]

I wanna. I want a sexy femme fatale to shave me with a straight razor. Like.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's holding it at your neck going, I believe we were talking 50.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like, she's a Bond girl who could be a villain also, you know, like all of a sudden, halfway through, she's like, actually, I'm playing for the other side.

[Pat Godwin]

You could get the Sweeney Todd, though, and then you're in real trouble. Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't know. That's a wall. That's how I want to go.

[Chick McGee]

And she sees I want my.

[Christy Lee]

Want to have my throat slit and slid into a grinder and be mince pie.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a technical question. Is, is there out there. Is there a vending machine that asks for a tip at this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and who's falling?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm gonna say no.

[Chick McGee]

I know there's vending machines that take credit cards.

[Josh Arnold]

I was at a hotel in. In North Carolina, and in the lobby they had a vending machine that sold champagne. And it was. Wasn't cheap.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Show ID or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and little tiny bottles too, I bet, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I mean, it was pretty pricey. And I don't remember if there was a thing at the end for the Somalia. I don't know. That'll be. Then we'll know that we've officially come too far. Tipping has officially gone too far. Now we are once again broadcasting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom. Next, no Contest Wrestling, where O'Shea Jackson Jr. And TJ Jefferson bring their hot takes with the biggest names in the game.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, broad breaker, my aspirations in life.

[Ace Cosby]

I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.

[Josh Arnold]

The prodigy Roxanne Perez.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta talk about the Hugger cosplay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it was perfect, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

La Knight. What am I doing here?

[Jeff Oskay]

This point I can retire. See, everybody, the no Contest Wrestling podcast Part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. Gonna have a song here in seconds, I'm guessing. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. How are you? There's Tom Griswold. Hi, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Just getting some stuff organized. I think we're gonna be visited by comedian Tom Green in person in a matter of moments.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, my cuticles are a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to get a manicure today.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had a manicure, Tom. Have you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness. You should go.

[Christy Lee]

You guys know I'm a big proponent of pedicure.

[Chick McGee]

All of us guys go get manis and pedies.

[Pat Godwin]

Just petties. I don't like the Manny.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a chewer?

[Christy Lee]

No, but my cuticles close to the fin. The actual skin of the. You know what I'm talking about, right?

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I need to.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to push them back every time. You watch.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm afraid that manicures hurt. Do they hurt?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Pat Godwin]

If someone is not paying attention, they cut you and you'll never. Yeah, go back. It happened to me.

[Tom Griswold]

You've had the worst luck in life.

[Pat Godwin]

She was talking to her friend, and then.

[Christy Lee]

And you need your hands. My gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

They're my. That's just how I express myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's how he expresses.

[Chick McGee]

Playing with him.

[Josh Arnold]

Semen. I'm sorry, where was I?

[Chick McGee]

Express a little semen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Twitter's bird logo sign, which was taken down by Elon Musk and rebranded it to X. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Auctioned off nearly $35,000. Somebody bought.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this was on the outside of the building.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the little bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where would you put that if you bought that?

[Chick McGee]

And my living room wall, it seems.

[Tom Griswold]

Like it would be a little large for that. Yeah. They say the estimated worth was $40,000. Name of the buyer was not disclosed.

[Christy Lee]

Who buys that?

[Chick McGee]

I got you. Got you, Elon.

[Tom Griswold]

The sign weighs 560 pounds and measures 12ft by 9ft.

[Josh Arnold]

So you see? So you're gonna need to have a. Holy hell. You can't use. Use the. You got to use the serious bolts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're gonna have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Molly's not going to do it.

[Chick McGee]

You need to get into a stud. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. At least. Yeah, you may have to That'll pull.

[Chick McGee]

Your wall right down.

[Josh Arnold]

But it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be funny if it took up a whole wall in someone's living.

[Tom Griswold]

Room or on the outside of their house somewhere. Garage door.

[Chick McGee]

Let me show you my conversation piece over here. It's the Twitter sign from the outside of the building. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to turn the W off. Ain't that funny?

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking at a way to replace that first eye with an A. It's just the bird and call it twatter.

[Ace Cosby]

Now that's that be.

[Chick McGee]

I'd come to your house a lot. That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

You had twer on the wall. Everybody loves that. I'm sorry. Could we get to any other topic?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to talk about the fish of the year.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't have any music for fish of the year.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hang on a minute.

[Chick McGee]

The band fish. Some kind of Hollywood music or something. Or something.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. I'll just.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. How about this? How about this?

[Chick McGee]

Time now for the fish of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

The blob fish. So that was kind of appropriate.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, those are weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Has been crowned New Zealand's fish of the year. New Zealand, the country's Mountains to Sea Conservation Trust, announced that this year's competition came to a dramatic close with the blobfish emerging victorious over the orange roughy by nearly 300 votes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey. Yeah, that's right. I'm the Owen Drew Ruffy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm the blob fish and I want.

[Chick McGee]

Who do you think you are there, blobby?

[Josh Arnold]

I got the whole list.

[Tom Griswold]

The blobfish, often referred to as the world's ugliest animal for its unfortunate brown and decidedly squishy disposition.

[Chick McGee]

Here, that's your.

[Tom Griswold]

It's being highlighted to raise awareness for conservation efforts.

[Christy Lee]

My wife doesn't seem to think so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, she thinks so. She just don't care. Well, that's right. I'm the orange ruffy.

[Christy Lee]

You're the orange ruffian.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an orange ruffy. What about it, Pat? You want to try the orange ruffy?

[Pat Godwin]

A little scary to me.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right you should be scary.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a rainbow trout.

[Chick McGee]

I always knew it. Well, well, well. Aren't you something?

[Christy Lee]

I saw you out with a blowfish.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's crappy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have a guest.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

The second time has entered the room. Let's meet comedian Tom Green. He's getting all set up over there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Tom. How Are you, What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

How are you, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Great seeing you.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Ace Cosby]

How are you? How are you? How are you?

[Chick McGee]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I was, I've seen chunks of the documentary and you look like you're so content on your farm.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Riding around, you got all those animals there.

[Ace Cosby]

I've got a mule, I ride a mule now, which is a lot of fun actually. I never really knew much about mules or horses or anything growing up, but in the last couple years I've been riding around a mule in the wilderness of Canada every day.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great. Is your own farm?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, it is. Yeah. I left Los Angeles since I was last here. I've lived there for 20 years in LA, but I moved back to Canada where we're kind of near where I'm from and got a farm. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

And you've learned how to do all this stuff?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm not farming crops. I have a farm. Hay. We cut hay. So we do hay bales every, every August and, but mostly the animals is really what's taking up most of my attention. Looking after them. And chickens and guinea hens, which are interesting birds. They eat a lot of bugs and it's pretty, I get a lot of eggs. With the price of eggs, it's a good time to be farming chickens now.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you bringing eggs to all your friends?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I mean, I've got. You get so many eggs. It's amazing how many eggs you get when you. With six chickens and eight guinea hens. I walk in there, if I don't go in the coop for a couple days, will be like 50 eggs in there.

[Josh Arnold]

You have coyotes trying to eat lots of coyotes.

[Ace Cosby]

The coyotes got my chickens at one point. I'm not a good farmer.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Are your neighbors helping you? Are they glad to have you around helping you out or they think you're some city boy that.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they're, they're, they're great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I've got great, amazing neighbors, actually, local farmers. Some of them have been there for generations and, and you know, they, some of them are on the, on my new show. So I, I, I shot a show for Prime Video, so, so I've made some really good friends and they're all really helpful and excited to have, have us there and filming the film and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Fantastic. Tom Green is also a very fine stand up comedian. In fact, last time you came through, I wouldn't see. I've seen your show twice. I did not see you were doing it last Night I could not get down there.

[Ace Cosby]

But yeah, we two great shows. We did a matinee yesterday. I've never done a matinee in 20 years. It was hilarious. We did a show at 4:30, so I enjoyed it actually. I think, I don't know if that's a sign of age, but I think I'm gonna start call my agent. Let's do all the shows at 4:30. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, as your audience ages, that's a great start time.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, it was nice. But then we had 4:30 and 7:30 last night. We had two amazing shows.

[Christy Lee]

Are you getting up super early in the. On the farm now or.

[Ace Cosby]

I do, I do. When I'm at home on the farm, it's kind of a weird like shift in, in, you know, wake up time when you go on the road doing stand up. Because I've been on the road for the last two months now actually. But, but when I'm home, get up super early. I like to get up with the morning, the morning light and get out there and get out to the barn.

[Josh Arnold]

So obviously someone's taking care of the animals.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, I have, I have a farmhand who's looking after it. My parents actually stay at my house when I leave too, which is nice. They live just down the road.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope to God that they paint the barn while you're gone, you know. You know that's one of your famous, what do you call skits, Whatever you want to call it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I painted their, their, their house plaid when I was a kid and put it on tv.

[Josh Arnold]

God, that was funny.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, if you, it's funny you mentioned that because if you watch the, the show on prime, they, they may have done something like that. Okay, episode four, don't, don't skip ahead to episode four. But they may have done something like that. I don't want to. Spoiler alert, alert.

[Josh Arnold]

But Tom Green is our guest. That Tom is a distinguished video. Video guy, comedian, lots of stuff, movies. And the new project is available on Amazon Prime.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's called Tom Green country and I actually recorded the soundtrack for it, which is also on Spotify called Home to the country, which is the.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're going to actually hear a little bit of that in a minute here.

[Ace Cosby]

We recorded that at actually an amazing rock, legendary rock band from Canada, the tragically hip.

[Christy Lee]

Oh sure, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Recorded at their studio in Kingston, Ontario.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. Now and Canada has those unusual content laws.

[Ace Cosby]

Well like regarding.

[Josh Arnold]

They have to play certain number of Canadian artists.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah, yeah. Well that's always been Kind of, sort of. It's basically to encourage Canadian content to be played because, you know, you guys down here in America, you're so big, you know, and we, we get overwhelmed by the American, American sort of show business system.

[Josh Arnold]

But a lot, a lot of. Guess who. A lot of document Turner over a lot of Rush.

[Ace Cosby]

It's called Cancon requirements. And they want. They want the radio to play like, you know, 20 Canadian content. And then that encourages new artists and stuff. Like, when I was a kid, I was in a rap group. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that sounds pretty good. A rap. Teenage rappers from Ottawa.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds pretty good.

[Ace Cosby]

Sounds like something I want. What was the name of the band we called? Organized Rhyme. Yeah, we actually got nominated for a Juno, which is the Canadian Grammy kind of thing. When I was like 19, I got nominated for that and I was. We were on much music all the time. But, you know, a lot of that was, you know, encouraged by this. You know, our music got played on the radio and we had our music videos played on much music.

[Josh Arnold]

Are the fellows from your rap band still out there?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, well, Greg's doing good and I haven't. I lost touch with our dj, but the other rapper and I, we were.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's time to do on the Farm rap.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, well, we. He did. He actually came out to the farm for the documentary. Greg Campbell's in the documentary and he's. He's a good guy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to hear some of that music in just a second here. A couple of thick things we got to do here. Christy Lee, of course, is at her post. Yes, the Silac Insurance news desk. Chick Magee. I'll talk to you.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you familiar with the Dow Jones index?

[Chick McGee]

I am, but I'm more of a footsie guy, really.

[Josh Arnold]

Really. That's. That's the top 100 companies in on the London Exchange, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Oh, is that what it is?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. For the sake of credibility, let's. Let's go with the Silac commercial here instead. Do you have your slide whistle handy?

[Chick McGee]

I do, yes. I just like to say footsie, though.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it can happen with the stock market, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

It can go up and down.

[Josh Arnold]

How would it sound going down? Oh, very good.

[Chick McGee]

I was prepared for up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. How would it sound going up?

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

What it's all about is volatility. Don't worry about volatility. Did I say val?

[Chick McGee]

That's volatility.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tob Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Tom Griswold. I'm Chick McGee. And we've got a special guest in.

[Josh Arnold]

The studio, Tom hanging out with us.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Charlie the puppy dog.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a Tom Green's dog.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, absolutely. Charlie's, Charlie's star of the show on. No, she comes on stage with me during my stand up show as well. And she's, we have a chair up there and she just sits up on stage with me. She's gotten really good.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a lady, Charlie.

[Chick McGee]

She's a good girl.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of new. Kind of. Now, Charlie, do you get, do you get that reference? It's a perfume, Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Way back in the 70s 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Short was singing Charlie.

[Tom Griswold]

Behind the piano.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, Charlie, I was born in 71, so maybe subconsciously I, maybe, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Your mom, your mom might have worn it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do.

[Christy Lee]

I remember.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, what's your mom doing, huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You tell her I said Chick said hi.

[Christy Lee]

I remember, Charlie. Based on Flowers from Algernon. Yeah, watch that. We had to read it and then watch it.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, Charlie's actually named after the John Stein Weinbeck book Travels with Charlie. Oh, yes, poodle. Yeah, yeah, exactly, because I got her when, when the pandemic happened. I was kind of looking for something to do because the touring got canceled and everything. And I, I got a van, I got a camper van which I'm driving in Right now on this tour. And I got Charlie at the same time. My dad said, oh, like Travels With Charlie, you're gonna drive around with a dog in a camper? I said, what's Travels with Charlie? He said, it's a book by Steinbeck. I said, I don't read. He said, yeah, I know. That's what I'm telling you about.

[Josh Arnold]

So if it didn't move you to actually go read the book.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, no, I did read the book. I read the book. It's great book. And actually kind of used it as inspiration, not just for Charlie's name, but for a lot of video that I was shooting at the time, my YouTube channel. So I would go around, and I basically went all over the Southwest and made videos about America. He wrote a book about America, but I did videos about America and went out into the desert of the Southwest a lot. And so I've been doing this trip, too, going out into New Mexico and Arizona and found all sorts of really amazing Native American ruins out in places like Chaco Canyon, which is really incredible. There's huge archaeological sites out there that I had no idea were there until that trip. And now I'm kind of quite fascinated by it also.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. Tom Green, the documentary right now is on Prime Video. Am I getting this right?

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely, yeah. Amazon Prime Video. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called. Is it like Tom Green Documentary?

[Ace Cosby]

It's called this is the Tom Green Documentary. It's kind of based off my old theme song, this is the Tom Green show right off on mtv. So we called it this is the Tom Green Documentary. And which was the. You know, it was a theme song to my TV show, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're. You're back living a real life. You're now living on a farm in Canada.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're not touring, it's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's funny because, like, people sometimes say, oh, my. It must be a big adjustment leaving Los Angeles to go back to a country in Canada. But, you know, I never really quite got used to living in Los Angeles, even though I was there for 20 years. You know, I grew up in Canada, and I always liked being outdoors and nature, and I lived right in the middle of Hollywood in la. So. So it actually, it's a big relief being home. I've settled in real, real nicely there, and I like, you know, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, good. Now, you're gonna be. Your tour is not quite over. You're gonna be in Pittsburgh coming up in a couple days, Poughkeepsie, Ithaca, New York. Coming up, Sunday, 8:00 show, it looks like in Ithaca, New York at the Hangar Theater. Lots of other stops coming up including Phoenix and Bakersfield and more. And you can find all this stuff if you just google Tom Green Tour and find out what's going on there. Now I have been presented with. I have not heard it, but a. This is a sample of your work singing. What do you want to give me the background on this?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you know, I've always liked making music, but basically been playing my guitar a bit more, trying to improve my piano playing and writing some songs and being back in the country kind of inspired this record and, and so I got together with a few local musicians. We started performing together around the around town and, and recorded this album in the tragically Hip studio in a legendary Canadian rock band. Tragically Hip. And yeah, it's been a lot of fun. I actually bring my guitar with me when I do stand up and you know, perform a little few songs at the end of the show and goof around with the guitar at the end of the show. So.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

You actually have a strong resemblance to Eric Clapton.

[Ace Cosby]

Not in the guitar playing, but maybe with the Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

I was hoping. This is a famous Canadian song, if I'm not mistaken. Let's play a little bit of this for you. This is Tom Green.

[Ace Cosby]

I got my first real six string Bought it at the five and dime Played it till my fingers bled Was the summer of 69 me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard Jimmy quit, Jody got married should have known we'd never get far oh, when I look back now that summer seemed to last forever and if I had the choice yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'd always want to be there those.

[Ace Cosby]

Were the best days of my life oh, yeah Back in the summer of.

[Josh Arnold]

69 that's comedian Tom Green. That gives it a whole different feel.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Very little country.

[Ace Cosby]

A little country version of summer 69.

[Josh Arnold]

But also a little more old man reminiscence.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like the National. Are you familiar with the national at all? Yeah, sounds like them.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah. People have said that. Yeah. I know I tend to sing and other two registers of my voice, but yeah, it's, it's, it's fun. I, I, I just. Brian Adams went to my high school, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And not, you know, he's a few years older than me. He was there before I was there, but, but he's actually been kind of very encouraging with my music, actually. Like, I, I just, so I just did that cover just sort of on a whim, we put that together. Most of the songs on the record I wrote, but I did a couple of covers. Did a Gordon Lightfoot cover, Barenaked Ladies cover, and Tragically hip cover. So some of my favorite Canadian bands, all Canadian artists and. But yeah, I was performing once in San Diego and I'd never met Bryan Adams before, but I was at a big music festival. He was performing, and I said to the promoter, you know, can I. Could I meet Brian? You know, he just sort of welcomed me back into the green room because he heard I went to his high school. We hung out and he's been really, really cool. I've sent him some music over the years. He told me to keep. Keep recording. So I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we have Christy Lee at the Silenc Insurance News. Do you want to share a News story with Mr. Green?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Ace Cosby]

I want to hear the news story.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hear about the blobfish. Did you hear that coming up?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

The blobfish has been named New Zealand's fish of the year over the orange roughy.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God. Soon to be an invasive species here probably, right.

[Tom Griswold]

The blobfish looks like a normal fish due to the pressure of the depths. It lives in between 1,970ft and 3,940ft beneath the water surface.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

This is the orange. Ruffy and I got robbed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They look really ugly, but because.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because of the rapid depressurization.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like Jimmy Durant. You don't remember him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or a melting Elmer Fud.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So he gets gooey when he comes to the surface. That's what he looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

Really, really unappealing.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming out of the corner of his mouth there, fellas.

[Ace Cosby]

Can't say that on radio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

He was having a good time.

[Ace Cosby]

Blobfish. Have fun too.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Or blobfish.

[Chick McGee]

Come here, blobby.

[Josh Arnold]

He barely won over the orange. I got the whole top 10. Oh, yeah, the orange roughy, the long fin eel, the whale shark. Way down at the bottom, the blue cod. I don't know if we do that in the States. Do we have a fish of the year?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's always like carp or something.

[Tom Griswold]

A largemouth bass.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, large mouth bass. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't you eating strictly fish for Lent on Friday?

[Tom Griswold]

Fridays. It's not Friday, is it?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, you're good.

[Ace Cosby]

I do a lot of Fishing. Now that I'm back in Canada, I've caught a few largemouth bass this year. Bass and pike is pretty much what we're in Canada.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

And walleye as well.

[Tom Griswold]

I had that last Tuesday.

[Ace Cosby]

Or pickerel. Do you call them pickerel here or do you call them walleye here?

[Christy Lee]

We call them walleye here.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. It's very confusing. It's regional. You know, some, some parts of Canada, they call them pickerel. Some call it walleye. I think it's Americans call it walleye.

[Christy Lee]

Ever call a bass a ditch base?

[Chick McGee]

Pickle.

[Christy Lee]

That's a nickname for a bass.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Ditch pickle, sadly. Sounds like a sex move.

[Chick McGee]

Give her the ditch pickle.

[Christy Lee]

The old ditch pickle.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're just joining us, hi. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Our guest is comedian Tom Green has joined us. Mr. Green has been very active in the world of television and, and music and comedy for a long time in lots of different ways, of course. Many, many different shows. Lots of videos, kind of in a way, I think you could say the Jackass guys owe you a fee. But a lot of stunt stuff. Very early on when you were really young, you started doing it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's kind of, kind of what the documentary is about on Prime. It's sort of takes you through the journey of it all because you, you know, it was, it was early on, it was before, it was before YouTube. Right. It was obviously before that and before social media, but even really before reality tv, it was when video cameras were kind of just becoming accessible to, you know, regular people who could get their hands on a video camera. And so we sort of started filming a show with a video camera with no rules and no real professional guidance, and just went out and did it for a public access TV show in case that we sort of weaseled our way into the public access station. But it eventually became a hit in Canada and MTV heard about it and that's what happened. So it's kind of a, it was an interesting time because when, you know, we were making the show in those early days, yeah, I'd do all the pranks of my parents like you mentioned, Tom. And it was like, you know, nobody knew what they were looking at. They'd say, are those your real parents? They didn't understand that there was real people on tv. It was really just a completely different world. So it kind of, it kind of was something, something that was very exciting at that time. You know, when people Saw the show.

[Josh Arnold]

And on kind of a serious note, I don't want to dwell on it, but you also did some really important work in the realm, talking about your own personal issues with testicular cancer. And bravo to you for talking about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I know that we've had a couple of folks that have come in here with various issues like that, and when we. When they do that, we will get letters like, oh, yeah, so. And so came in, was talking about this, and I made my husband check himself, and it turned out he had it, and he was able to get it fixed. And, you know, now he's fine. But it's one of those things where you got to know about it. So getting some real information out there, besides the silliness, very important. And bravo to you for bringing that up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, that's amazing. When you talk about illness and when you talk about your experiences, how it does. Does actually affect people. Because I have. People come to my shows, like you said, and they saw that. The cancer special, it's on YouTube, but we filmed my whole sort of battle with cancer. It was sort of a. Kind of a sudden thing that happened. The show on MTV stopped because I had cancer. It was. That's why I stopped doing the Tom Green Show. And, you know, we decided to film one last set, one last episode of me going through that. But I have. I've had people come up to this to me on my shows on this tour. You know, usually guys in their 40s, you know, just kind of very emotional. Very emotional sort of things, you know, where they come with their wife and they want to meet me, and then they're very, very sort of. You know, they've wanted to meet me for a while because they. They went to the doctor because of the. Because of the show. So I feel like MTV should air it again. But, you know, and.

[Josh Arnold]

And better than some of the other stunts you've done.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Well, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Lying face down on a busy street.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no. Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

We also got a few people killed. No, I'm just joking.

[Josh Arnold]

The documentary Talk talks about how Tom now lives on a farm with his mule.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

AB.

[Ace Cosby]

She's actually the largest rideable mule in Canada.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. So it's. She's extremely tall. She's 16. Three hands. Okay. Which is a way you measure a horse or a mule. So she's taller than a horse. You know, most horses. She's a. Because a mule's half horse, half donkey. So her mother was a Percheron horse and her father was a mammoth. Donkey and mules are really cool, actually. They're extremely intelligent animals. They're not. They're not. People say they're stubborn, but they're actually very smart. And they get mistaken for being stubborn because they're really always calculating whether it's safe for them to obey these commands they're being given by their rider. So she studies you, figures you out, and she's figured out that I have no idea what I'm doing. And then sometimes she's a little skeptical about whether she wants to ride off into the woods and stuff. But as I've gotten to know her better and gained her trust, and she. And I've gotten better about it, better at it. She's. She's now turning left again. We used to just go out for a spin.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your name?

[Ace Cosby]

Fanny.

[Tom Griswold]

Fanny.

[Josh Arnold]

The day we thought it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Funny to bring mammoth Jack in here.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a mammoth Jack.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wow. Yes. I love those. Yeah, I've seen those.

[Chick McGee]

Giant.

[Josh Arnold]

We thought it would be funny to bring one in the building.

[Chick McGee]

And we walked him around, and we were just concerned about number two.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, we didn't think it through.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So we took a picture in the boss's office with this. And this thing was huge.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, you know, there's a jackass in the general manager.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're thinking, oh, if this thing poops, we're in trouble. And then we took it outside. And the second we got outside, the fire hose began.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, nice potty truck.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently.

[Josh Arnold]

But we realized if. If that had happened, it would have been all new carpeting.

[Chick McGee]

It would have flooded the building. Yeah, it was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

But, yeah. Beautiful animal.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So that's. That. That's like a donkey. That's a giant donkey. Yeah. Which is cool. So that's basically what Fanny's father was.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And again, you can observe all this stuff with the documentary. The exact title is the.

[Ace Cosby]

The documentary is called this is the Tom Green Documentary. And the show is called Tom Green Country. And on the show, you actually see Fanny arrive the first day she arrives.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's all on prime video.

[Ace Cosby]

On Prime Video.

[Josh Arnold]

And the tour continues. I know you're in Ithaca in a couple of days and some other spots. Bakersfield coming up. And more. We have time for one more quick news story with Mr. Green.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. German officials say pigeons will be tricked into taking contraceptive pills as part of a train station's plan to reduce the bird population.

[Ace Cosby]

Tricked? How do they do that? What's the Trick.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here we go. So apparently they are launching the initiative where they lace the bird feed at Berlin's. I'm not even going to try to pronounce some German rail station with a pigeon bill that renders the animals infertile. They're hoping that by reducing the birds numbers, they can also reduce the amount of pigeon pigeon poop.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you make it look like popcorn or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they have to trick them? We've pretty. Pretty much anything. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. And if it works, they're going to expand it to other train stations all across Berlin.

[Ace Cosby]

They don't expressly say that there's birth control in it. They just. They just. They just tell them it's food.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So that's the trick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a lie of omission.

[Josh Arnold]

Could they do this for fans of the New York Jets? Whoa. Reduce.

[Chick McGee]

Just tell them that.

[Ace Cosby]

Hot dogs and.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sorry. I'm tired of hearing about them.

[Chick McGee]

No more jets fans. Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But right now. Now I want to talk to Josh about his feet.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

You want to see him?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I want to hear about your orange insoles, though. What color are they?

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear more about Tom wanting to see my feet.

[Chick McGee]

I know. That's why I jumped in.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you have? Planters fasciitis.

[Christy Lee]

I did. Okay, but not anymore.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. I just wanted to say planters fasciitis.

[Christy Lee]

It is a fun thing to say. It has nothing to do with gardening. I always thought it had something to do with gardening. I thought planters.

[Chick McGee]

Planter's wart. Nothing to do with.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't. You can just get these things. But the odds of having Plantar's fasciitis go way down. If you have orange insoles. That's right. If you're working on your feet all day, maybe you're in construction or you're a farmer, Tom. Or you a doctor teacher. Walking around in those shoes you have right now, probably giving you zero support. I guarantee there's a thin, flimsy liner in there that's not helping you out. You might even be experiencing back pain, hip pain, knee pain. Who knows? Orange insoles, though, they offer arch support and a deep heel cup that work better in your shoes to help support your body. They give you better alignment and alleviate that discomfort. And listen to this. Orange insoles just released their brand new orange sport insole. That's right. Most athletic shoes lack true support. But not the new orange sport they have new and exclusive o foam technology with a thin athletic profile just like mine. For top performance, they offer three times the durability and 40% more energy return. Find the right orange insole for you and every shoe, whether you wear work boots, dress shoes, sneakers, you name it. No cutting required. They come true to size and they include sizes 15 plus. Go to orangeinsoles.com today for free shipping. Plus orange insoles come with a $60 day. We want you to be happy. Guarantee that's orange and souls.com feel better. Do more.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. We're to come back. We got our special guest in the studio. He is comedian Tom Green. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Minute.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee and Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Joining us in the studio. It's comedian, video master, musician, stand up comic. He's done it's, he's Tom Green and he's now living on a farm in Canada. The documentary about that transition from Canada to LA to showbiz, back to Canada, back to the farm is on right now on Prime. The exact, I want to get the title exactly correct.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom Green country is the show and the documentary is this is the Tom Green documentary. And there's a stand up special in prime too. It's called I Got a Mule is the name of the standard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, great. And it's true.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And that's true. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you have a mule.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We talked about the mammoth Jack that was in our studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is gigantic. Was that technically a mule?

[Ace Cosby]

A man that'd be more a donkey. It's more of a donkey donkey. Yeah. And yeah, I've looked at those. Those are amazing because I have a donkey as well. And, and I think I'd like to get a, another donkey friend for my donkey, Kia. It's interesting when you watch the herd. There's, I've actually, there's a, I've a, a quarter horse and it's full and Fanny and Kia. So there's four animals out there in the pasture. Her and you know, sometimes Kia, the donkey kind of just goes off and stands a little off to the side by herself. So I think I need to get her another donkey. It's amazing watching the Herd. Not always, but just sometimes you can tell she just feels a little bit like I'm gonna go be a donkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Over here, maybe get her a pet goat.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, yes. Those are. Yeah, yeah, those are. Yeah, those are. Those look fun, too. But I know I've avoided the goat because I think my neighbors have goats and they run away all the time, so I just don't feel like dealing with that.

[Josh Arnold]

He's currently running away on the road and lots of shows coming up, and then you're giving yourself a little bit of a break. But then I know for one thing, you're going to be at the Hanger Theater, Ithaca, coming up this Sunday evening. Am I getting that right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And tomorrow night in Pittsburgh.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Pittsburgh, New York State, and then home. So I'm just driving up, back to Canada. So it's been pretty amazing tour we started in Canada. I'm in the camper van that I told you about earlier, where I traveled around in that. I'm in the camper van. And we drove from. From the farm, down through Nashville, Chattanooga, Oklahoma, then to Dallas, Austin, Houston, over to Phoenix, and then up through Colorado and doing shows all the way and.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And are you doing all the driving?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm doing all the driving. And I don't know if you guys heard about this, but I'm also traveling with my fiance as well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wonderful.

[Ace Cosby]

So I am getting married to my fiance and my dog and I on tour. So she's thinking to herself, oh, this is great. I'm getting married and then all of a sudden go, let's go live in a van for two months. No, we're staying in hotels most of the night. But. But we took. We take breaks in them in the tour. I've. I've sort of had weeks off in the tour where we go off into the desert. And we were in Utah exploring some amazing places in this country. And I really have become fascinated with some of the. The historical sites, the archaeological sites in the desert. So coming through Utah, we went to this place, Bears Ear National Monument, between Monument Valley and Colorado. And there's all sorts of incredible archaeological ruins out in the mountains, some of them undiscovered. You know, you look, literally you can walk into a canyon and find, you know, arrowheads and all sorts.

[Josh Arnold]

We always get the stories about someone walking on a beach and they'll find something, and it turns out to be the largest tooth ever of a mastodon or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, or a shark. Yeah, yeah. It's. It's kind of a beautiful thing. I like I like. I like being out in nature. I think that's kind of what sort of inspired me to want to leave Los Angeles. You know, when I. When I would go out into the desert in my van and I would wake up in the morning and make a cup of coffee and look at the sun coming over the mountains, and I think, why am I living in big city? You know?

[Josh Arnold]

So I. I always think of the architect. Archaeology. The. The Onion. Famous Onion headline. Archaeologists discover ancient skeleton people.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Now, typically at this point, we would do the Ace Cosby joke of the day. I should point out, Ace, I had an accident over the weekend. He literally fell over his cat. Yeah, the cat's okay, by the way. People keep writing.

[Tom Griswold]

Cat's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace had a very serious break in his tibia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought he was just taking a sabbatical to write that novel.

[Josh Arnold]

And Ace has never missed a day of radio video in 42 years.

[Tom Griswold]

At least 42.

[Josh Arnold]

Never. This is his first time he's ever missed a day. Yeah, he had to have surgery. There's some pins and rods in his right leg right now.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow. So never missed a day in 42 years. That is incredible.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he was laid off for a lot of that time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Five years there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for putting that in. So it's now time for the substitute Ace Cosby joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

I'll do it today. I think we should take turns three throughout the week.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Do you want the intro music or not?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think we have to.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Here it comes. Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

Cruise. That sounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Trick.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

We've been talking about how New Zealand named the blobfish the fish of the year.

[Chick McGee]

Mm.

[Christy Lee]

Well, did you hear about this? A little fish walks into a bar.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Christy Lee]

The bartender asks the fish, what can I get you? The little fish replies, water.

[Chick McGee]

I need water.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

You sold the hell out of it.

[Christy Lee]

I felt it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm lean.

[Christy Lee]

Was trying to make a proud.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

They can't walk into a bar.

[Chick McGee]

No, you certainly didn't. A horse walk into a bar. Do we want to save that one?

[Christy Lee]

We can do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a horse. A rabbi, A priest?

[Chick McGee]

No, the horse walks in. Remember, Josh?

[I]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, why the long face? The horse said, my wife Just died. Oh, he's genuinely sad.

[Josh Arnold]

See what he did there?

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Pat Godwin]

See, they have.

[Christy Lee]

You think it's just a.

[Chick McGee]

Comedy's like boxing, right? You think you got to get a hit with a left hook and there comes a jab.

[Ace Cosby]

No, that was great. Those are good ones for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have time to do a real quick today in history?

[Chick McGee]

I think we do.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's see. Happy Birthday, Harry Houdini, 1874. He escaped from his mommy's mommy parts on this date. Clyde Barrow, 1909, of course, was famous for Tiger trainer Bonnie and Clyde.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, I'm a Clyde Beatty.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve McQueen, the American actor. Not the.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly the coolest man to ever live. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

He was pretty cool, maybe. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He was in the Blob. We were talking about the.

[Chick McGee]

Was he in the Blob or Michael Landon in the Blob.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in the Blob.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Happy birthday, Arlee. Ermie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, early.

[Pat Godwin]

Er.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going?

[Tom Griswold]

Who the hell's Ary?

[Josh Arnold]

Erm, he's the drill sergeant.

[Chick McGee]

Sergeant Full Metal Jacket.

[Christy Lee]

You would recognize him in a heartbeat.

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay if I'm in charge now?

[Josh Arnold]

He's. And he's.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in all. In real life. That's what he did when he.

[Christy Lee]

When he walks up to a poor, poor soldier and he just goes. What's your excuse?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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