The BOB & TOM Show - March 24, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: March 24, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode delivers the trademark BOB & TOM mix: comedic banter, off-beat news, audience letters, sports updates, and stories from daily life. Whether tackling unusual headlines, listener mail, or the oddities of pop culture, the cast blends irreverent humor and genuine curiosity—the perfect companion for a morning (or afternoon) in need of laughs, lively commentary, and a touch of the absurd.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Musical Comedy and Opening Bits (01:46–05:00)

• Chick McGee kicks off with a musical comedy number: “Me Mother's Gigantic Brassiere,” a nostalgic, humorous ode to his mother's massive bra and its many childhood uses. The cast riffs on the absurdities of childhood play.
  • Memorable quote:
    "We tied the bra between two trees, the neighbor boys war they did declare, we ended the attack with six pumpkins and two cats flung from me mother's gigantic brazier." — Chick McGee (03:11)

2. OnlyFans, Airbnb Chaos & Changing Tastes (07:32–13:10)

• Bob Kevoian introduces a story about a woman charged for urinating on Airbnb furniture for adult content videos.
  • The team debates the new frontiers (and oddities) of technology-driven adult work.
  • Josh Arnold:
    "In the '60s, I used to have to marry a woman, be married with her for 10 years until finally she'd ask what's wrong with you, and I'd go, 'I have to watch you pee on the couch.'" [08:51]
• Pat Godwin jokes about signals for sexual preferences in pre-internet days, the evolution of kink, and how personal ads kept alternative weeklies afloat.

3. Microplastics, Kimchi, and Miscellaneous News Teasers (13:21–14:19, 152:14–153:56)

• The show teases a story about kimchi and its surprising role in helping the body expel microplastics.
  • Tom Griswold:
    "In lab tests, the bacteria appeared to grab onto microplastic in the gut and carry them out through waste." (152:43)
  • Josh cracks: "I just crapped a credit card." (152:52)

4. Walk-up Music: Listeners & Cast Share Their Picks (22:18–28:33, 36:43–38:40, 59:47–65:10)

• The team (and listeners via letters) debate fantasy walk-up music (the song that plays when a baseball player—or you—steps up).
  • Examples: Nazareth's "Hair of the Dog," ABBA's "Dancing Queen," Slipknot's "Psychosocial."
  • Pat Godwin:
    "This is like having Grandpa DJ the wedding..." (26:26)
  • Also mused: walk-up music for entering the bed, bathroom, or car—comedic envisioning of daily life set to a soundtrack.
  • Listener stories about walk-up music embarrassing Little Leaguers—moms pick silly songs for their kids, but the kids often love it.

5. Listener Letters & Interaction (18:12–20:28; several throughout)

• Josh Arnold reads jokes submitted by listeners (example: the "Chaka Khan/tasing" pun; 19:00) and the cast playfully critiques their originality.
• Other letters touch on topics such as kids calling goggles "underwater seeing eyes," and this lighthearted banter generates further improvisation.

6. Personal Health, Diets, and Digestive Comedy (45:47–56:11)

• Josh Arnold candidly details his extended clear liquid diet (due to diverticulitis), his restricted food options, and the infamous Bristol Stool Chart.
  • "Are you allowed to salt and pepper the bone broth?" — Bob (47:05)
  • Much giggling ensues over colorful bathroom talk.
  • Bob jokes about a possible band name: "Floating Brown Bananas" (55:07)

7. Major League Baseball: The '999 Challenge' & Player Contracts (65:20–75:43)

• The show explores MLB's “999 Challenge”: consuming nine beers and nine mini-hot dogs in nine innings, now officially marketed at some ballparks.
  • Dissecting logistics (flight beers, mini dogs), potential impact, and the absurdity of encouraging excessive consumption.
  • Willie Griswold:
    "If you believe in yourself, anything's possible." (43:57)
• They segue to coverage of sports contracts, referencing Travis Kelce’s new deal, and gently rib the scale of athlete compensation.

8. Absurd News: Cornhole Champion & Crime (80:15–87:55)

• Report on a quadruple amputee cornhole champion accused of murder: part awe, part shock, part gallows humor.
  • Tom Griswold:
    "Wasn’t he un-armed, according to the…?" (81:39)
  • The cast both jokes and marvels at the details; it’s an exemplary Bob & Tom segment where comedy and real-life oddity intersect.
  • A classic street joke about the “screwed on the beach” scenario is retold (84:34).

9. World Record for Balloons Through the Nose (90:16–93:28)

• An Austrian man sets a record for passing 10 balloons through his nose and out his mouth.
  • Bob and Josh riff on schoolyard memories of similar gross-out stunts.
  • Josh Arnold:
    "Up until 200 years ago, if you were famous, you were just some freak—like the guy who could fart or puke on demand." (92:13)

10. Animal Stories, Claw Machines, and Kid Kittens (148:05–151:38)

• News items include:
  • Chinese claw machines filled with hamsters for prizes (which the show deems alarming/hilarious).
  • A listener story about a dog eating a blueberry extracted from a child’s nose.
  • The rescue of kittens stuck in a car engine, with wild speculation on names ("Mustang," "Bronco," or "Hybrid").

11. Science & Nature: Bee Dances and Bird Baths (131:12–136:14)

• Discussion of bee communication via waggle dance—and Christy’s obsession with bird (and bee) baths.
  • Christy advocates for leaving water out for bees and hummingbirds.
  • "You can make a bee bath with a terracotta tray and marbles..." (135:20)

12. Government Policy: Menstrual Leave (95:59–99:50)

• Kenya’s policy offering two days of ‘menstrual leave’ per month for government workers sparks a wide-ranging, jokey debate about workplace policies, mood swings, and gender in the office.

13. Guest Interview: Comedian Nick Griffin (103:17–115:00)

• Nick Griffin joins via Zoom: self-deprecating humor, tales of failed relationships, the challenge of dating without drinking, his horror magazine collection, and thoughtful reflections on aging out of bar life.
  • "I'm in my fifties. I'm not supposed to be going through a breakup. I'm supposed to be getting divorced or having a heart attack—something grown up." — Nick (110:24)
  • Plugs for Nick's gigs in Lexington, KY and Boise, ID.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "If you have to be at work at 6, you don't go to the drive thru at 5:55." — Josh Arnold (06:17), on fast food time management
• "Horrible people brought us the Pina Colada song." — Tom Griswold (11:37)
• "My favorite Hokey Pokey experience was at a Mandy Patinkin concert." — Listener letter (30:09)
• "I do not remember what I wanted to tell you guys, and then that kind of gets a laugh." — Josh, on standup tricks when you forget your place (115:31)
• "I've just crapped a credit card." — Josh Arnold (152:52), on microplastics and kimchi
• "Apparently it wasn't the girl's fault—she thought she had rented from an Air PNP." — Jeff Oskay (145:46), on the peeing Airbnb guest

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Important Timestamps

• [01:46] – "Me Mother's Gigantic Brassiere" musical bit by Chick McGee
• [07:32] – Discussion of OnlyFans, Airbnb urination story
• [13:21] – Teasers for news: microplastics, kimchi, happy cat story, and a bizarre murder
• [22:18–28:33] – Walk-up music discussion, including Slipknot and Randy Newman jokes
• [36:43] – More walk-up music (for car, bed, toilet)
• [45:47–56:11] – Josh’s diverticulitis, clear liquid diet, Bristol stool scale segment
• [65:20–75:43] – '999 Challenge' and athlete compensation debates
• [80:15–87:55] – Quadruple amputee cornhole champion story
• [90:16–93:28] – Balloons-through-the-nose world record story
• [103:17–115:00] – Interview with comedian Nick Griffin
• [131:12–136:14] – Birds, bee baths, and nature talk

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Flow, Tone & Format

The cast blends sarcasm, genuine curiosity, and improvisation. The banter is rapid, but punctuated with longer storytelling, extended jokes, and digressions. Listener engagement and callbacks drive much of the humor, maintaining a local morning-radio style: loose, self-aware, and full of inside jokes.

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Recap: Why Listen?

This episode is a microcosm of The BOB & TOM Show’s enduring appeal. It has:

• Musical parodies and original comedy songs
• Ridiculous-but-real news, mined for maximum laugh value
• Sports talk with a comedic twist
• Engaged, silly audience interaction
• Off-color but clever banter among a cast with longstanding chemistry
• A standout comedian guest for balance

Listen for: unique news takes, uproarious dietary confessions, stories about home security, and a masterclass in turning the mundane (birdbaths, bowel movements) into rich comic material.

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Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. Oh, how I do get sentimental Put me carefree days As a lad we never had toys that were store bought we would improvise with things that we had we made forts out of cardboard boxes Yardsticks were swords or were spears but of all these things none gave the hours of fun like me mother's gigantic brazier oh, me mother's oh, me mothers Me mother's gigantic brassiere it was of the finest label Canvas, lace and stainless cable Me mother's gigantic brazier yeah oh, I leapt from the roof of the garage Though I was but six or seven years oh, I would have broke me back But I clung fast to the straps of me mother's gigantic brazier oh, me mothers oh, me mothers Me mother's gigantic brassier Wing nuts, cleats and spoiler Brass grommets and cup holder on me mother's gigantic brazier. We tied the bra between two trees the neighbor boys war they did declare we ended the attack with six pumpkins and two cats flung from Me mother's gigantic brazier. Oh, me mothers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, me mothers.

[Chick McGee]

Me mother's gigantic brassiere. Delicate flower appliques, eight track tape and safety chains on me mother's gigantic brazier. One time we used it to slow down our dragster or parasail behind our boat. Then there was the time it was used to airlift an injured skier

[Bob Kevoian]

off

[Chick McGee]

a treacherous mountain slope. But most I think of my father's pride when wash day it was done as he hoisted it up the telephone

[Bob Kevoian]

pole

[Chick McGee]

to pillow in the sun. Holy mothers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy mothers.

[Chick McGee]

Me mother's gigantic brazier with an awning and screen door could sleep two Family of four is me mothers gigantic brazier. Oh, me mothers. All me mothers. Me mother's gigantic brassier. Reinforced hydraulic winch, reflective tape and three point hitch on me mathers gigantic brazier.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look who it is. It's you. Thank you for being here with us. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios,

[Bob Kevoian]

it's Ladies Brawls Braless today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't notice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, in honor of my mother's gigantic.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh,

[Josh Arnold]

ladies, you don't have to do. It was their choice, right? You didn't make them.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but they happen to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's part of their only fans deal.

[Josh Arnold]

My, oh my, who knew? Speaking of only fans, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Not yet. I need to pay for landscaping, so I might be thinking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh, we've got Ace Cosby over there. Hey, Josh. I am Josh Arnold. And over at the Origin Soul sports desk, I believe we'll be having Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe Willie is currently trapped at a drive through because the guy in front of him apparently ordered something very exotic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It's always the fault of the guy in front of you. Not only our time management. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I just think there should be. Ever been to a drive through where they ask you to just pull forward and wait?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There should be two sides. There should be the reasonable order and then the people who are getting stuff that involves milkshakes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But half caf and a bunch of other crap.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also admit you don't. If you have to be at work at 6, you don't go to the drive thru at 5:55.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it depends if the drive thru is four minutes away. I see that.

[Josh Arnold]

If this were me and not your son, well, then it would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then it would certainly be someone ordering a Hefty shake and also.

[Pat Godwin]

Hefty shake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we'll see. Now Coming up, we do have sort of a sad only fans update.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, kind of. Well, you know something? I think he had a pretty millionaire. Pretty good time. Pat, good to see you back the. You, too. We've got. Oh, I've never left. We. We have had a sort of a. A lot of illness around here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, have you been sick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was out yesterday. A little cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yesterday it was. It was an interesting group.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you thought?

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a great entertainment. We did it, but we had a wonderful time. In fact, it's a very deep bench. Yeah, we did. We have a deep bench here. So we had a really good time. In fact, there's a couple stories we did yesterday that I want to review with you. As a matter of fact of fact, coming up in today's news, there's a bunch of cool stuff we didn't get to, including an amazing story about the world of the Airbnb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't have anything. There was nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'll give it. I'll give it to you. Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Those can be very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I love my Airbnb travel.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are things that are happening when people rent other people's houses.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Idiots. That right? Is that the problem?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll just tell you the title

[Tom Griswold]

is Poop Involved.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. You're getting close. This woman is charged with deliberately urinating on the furniture of an Airbnb. But for what?

[Josh Arnold]

This is mine. And this is mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

For what purpose? Apparently, adult content video.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a. I guess you have to thank contemporary technology. If that's what you're into, get up first thing in the morning and watch someone peeing on someone else's furniture.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think somebody might have been in between the furniture and her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Either way, some guys, I think, just want to watch the woman go, are you serious? Really? Yeah. It's not. It's not my style of adult entertainment, but I know. I know that it's out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

But again, if that was your thing, at least you'd be going. I'm sure glad that all this technology exists for me.

[Josh Arnold]

In the 60s, I used to have to marry a woman, be married with her for 10 years, until finally she asked me, what has been wrong with you? And I go, I have to watch you pee on the couch and hope that she agrees with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

In our world now, it's accessible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to ask her. And you guys live happily ever after.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Mean, the thing is, people can find other folks with the same perversions.

[Josh Arnold]

Ideally, you find the woman who. She gets off by peeing on a couch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say ideally you find someone who doesn't want to pee all over your furniture. I had a cat that wanted to do that, and I couldn't wait for him to die.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want, I'd rather not. I'd rather have urine free furniture as well, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, back in the day, how did you. What signals did you have?

[Josh Arnold]

I. Man, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean signals that you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, you wanted something weird? As Chick McGee often says, there's a specificity to some of this stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think you have to talk about sex, which is, I think, something that you don't do, you kind of tighten up. We talk about that in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Even. I mean, that wasn't even even just talking about if you're. If you were into missionary in 1951, you had trouble talking about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but if you were into this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know where you went.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, remember we had the story about the guy in Fort Wayne that was castrating people on his kitchen table? Yeah, yeah. First of all, are you going to want to chop the Caesar salad on that table the next day? But how would you have found that guy in 1850?

[Tom Griswold]

1850? You're going way back.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm just saying it may have been easier.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're running the general store and every one of your customers that comes in. And by the way, if you want to get castrated, I can do it in my kitchen. But these days, you just put an ad in the. There was that. There was also that golden era of the late 70s, 80s, and early 90s when all this stuff was in personal ads. Those ads kept certain small publications alive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The independent press was. Was. Was supported by pervs that wanted to, you know, castrate their friends and. And pee and furniture and gave us

[Tom Griswold]

the Pina Colada song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. Yes, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I saw the ad in the back of the magazine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Pat, that might be your challenge.

[Josh Arnold]

What's my challenge?

[Bob Kevoian]

Write an update to that dreadful song. I hate that song. I know. I'm just saying horrible people bring it into.

[Tom Griswold]

Horrible people trying to cheat on each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wrote that song. It's called Deny, Deny, Deny. If you don't hook up with the one at the end with the. Oh, I do my version. In any event, coming up, the headline, woman charged for urinating on Furniture at 2 Airbnbs. This is another reason I don't want to ever rent my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I. I have you. I rent. I've rented condos. I rent them all the time on various trips. But I treat it like it's my place.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I practically take. Sweep myself out of the. When I leave, I make sure that.

[Tom Griswold]

And we get a thank you, don't we? And usually they ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you what. I'll give you one hint.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Take pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, take pictures?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just in case I got. We. I rented a place once and we left the place completely clean, except they didn't. We had all of the garbage bagged and put in a special spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they came back at us and said that we left it a mess, blah, blah, blah. And we. I had photographs to prove they were trying to screw us, so. But that was not done through Airbnb. But yeah, I mean, you want to make sure you ever get a demo car and you go to the car deal, hey, drive this car today. And then they walk around with a checklist thing.

[Tom Griswold]

They do that at some car rental places, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

To make sure that, you know, when you. When you bring it back, you haven't, you know, dinged it up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. In any event, we'll get to our story about the lady with her urine issues. And of course, she does have a. Have a website. I'm not sure if I want to give that out or not. Also coming up today, a fascinating story about microplastics. And I know you're a big kumchi eater.

[Pat Godwin]

Kimchi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kimchi.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta stop learning new things. You learn new things and then come Chi happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

He knows. I think. Is it goofy?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe Kumchi is a dancer at the Dollhouse. Kimchi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good stuff is. That's the. That's the rotting cabbage, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Fermented.

[Tom Griswold]

They prefer fermented. Sounds much better, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a bizarre story about how that the key to a certain exotic thing in your body. That's really kind of fun. We have a happy cat story today. Sweet. A sweet little kitty cat story. And a totally bizarre murder. I mean, as crazy. And the headline. I thought it was fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it solved?

[Bob Kevoian]

They've got. Yeah, but I mean, it's just weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I'm not even sure I want to see the pictures. And we have a great world record.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of know. I don't Want to see any murder pictures?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've never wanted to see murder pictures.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure if it's the. Not even. It's the perp, not the victim whose picture I don't want to see. It's really gross. Right now my feet are wiggling in comfort in my shoes because I've got in my orange insoles.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, that's terrific. You're a walker. I know I talked to you on the phone the other day and you were walking your dogs, often doing that. You're also a worker, Tom. Always out and about getting things done. That's why you've got those orange insoles in your shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday I needed them on my ass because I was sitting with PJ doing something all day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I right. Look. Feet get tired, my friends. Your arches, they're not gonna stand up forever. They collapse talking to you. St. Louis heels ache, knees complaining, lower back's tight.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, we tried to get the city and county of St. Louis to paint the arch orange in honor of orange insoles.

[Tom Griswold]

They refused.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, one guy was way on board, though. You know, you get these aches and pains all over your back, your knees, your ankles, and you go, oh, I guess I'm just getting older. Not necessarily. You might have a poor foundation. That's where orange insoles comes in. They deliver rigid arch support that do not collapse by lunchtime. Like those silly non

[Bob Kevoian]

wet lasagna noodle things that come in your shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, if your arches could talk when you get in your shoes, what would they say right now with the orange insoles? Yes, they would go, ah. Now if you didn't have them, they'd go, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, put your orange insulin.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, there you have it.

[Pat Godwin]

Change gears to get there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you have it. The talking shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know what he wanted at first.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was very good.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you very much. They come in every color as long as it's orange.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have more ideas about walk up music and we'd love to hear from you. Bob and [e-mail] is where you'll find us. Right now you'll find us in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Bob Kevoian]

Testing.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then show. Christy Lee's there at the news desk. Hi, Christy. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie g. @the originsouls.com sports desk.

[Nick Griffin]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby there. Hey, I am Josh Arnold and there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Thank you very much. It's good to be here. We're gonna get to your letters coming up today. And once again, we, we have, we have a deep bench. Glad to be here. We got Willie G over there. We got Patty G over there. And Christy Lee and her stripes. After a little, little outing.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't I do the intro?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. He just has to keep talking. He doesn't listen to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's up to you. Do you have any letters for us, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I have two.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he has a thing also, when he feels weird, instead of stepping back and chilling, he steps more center stage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

He goes, no, they need me now more than ever. I have to persevere through adversity.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly correct.

[Pat Godwin]

These fools, these fools could never last without me.

[Tom Griswold]

We can do the show. It's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We've done it before.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's fine. Go ahead and entertain.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a silly joke for you. I love when listeners send in their own joke. I believe this. I'm gonna Give this guy the benefit of the doubt that he wrote it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. This comes to us from Chris. He says, welcome back, Christie. And this refers to a birthday that we talked about yesterday of a celebrity. Okay. What do you call it when a correctional officer tases an inmate?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Chaka Khan.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not original. I'm sorry, you have heard that joke?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. You told that joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, it was, it was her birthday yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I apologize, ace. I didn't realize it was so renowned.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a fine piece of work.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds made up, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It does if you don't know who Chaka Khan is. She's kind of a petite singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Petite?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she still with us? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, on height.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now width about the same.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I've ever seen her picture her at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to her letters.

[Josh Arnold]

I must have seen her.

[Pat Godwin]

I just know. Chaka Khan and Rufus. Tell me something good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When we were kids, we thought that was really funny. Chaka Khan, very fun, exotic name. And then Rufus, Bob and Tom. Yeah, it's like boring, boring. But Chaka Khan and Rufus, what a fun duo that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I, I, maybe in a few minutes I can get this organized. I was given a specific story to tell.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, I got a get myself adjusted. A couple quick notes here. We have a special event coming up. It's Lee's famous recipe chicken. Brings you the Bob and Tom show live from Cincinnati. Technically, we're going to be on the other side of the river. We're going to be in Covington, Kentucky. And we'll be at Smoke Justice. And Smoke justice is a great restaurant. And we'll be there starting at 6am Eastern time Thursday morning. And we're gonna have a couple cool things going on. We just finished some posters. They'll be free to remember the event. Also, we've put together some special commemorative T shirts with a secret message on them. And if you buy them, we're gonna give the money to a great organization that makes little superhero outfits for kids that are in the hospital. So it'll be fun. It's called Brave Gowns. You can go to our website if you want to just make a donation. To brave gowns or read about them, by all means, feel free. But you can also buy the shirts and they're kind of fun in honor of the baseball season. And we by popular demand now have an option. There's actually four different ones. They're kind of cool. But we hope to see you or at least have you hear us coming up on Thursday morning. And special thanks to Lee's famous recipe chicken, which we're going to be sampling very soon right here in the studio on the air. I think chicken for breakfast is always a great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A delightful and delicious. Now you mentioned that we have, we have been, I should say, talking about walk up music.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of made famous in baseball, I guess. Sure. And I thought it'd be cool to have it because with modern or with contemporary car technology, there's all kinds of cool stuff. When I get in my car, it, I get close to it, it unlocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have to touch anything. It turns the radio on even if it don't want it to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It does not. You can turn the radio off.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. I mean when I walk up to my car, it turns the radio on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like even before the car starts?

[Tom Griswold]

Even before you open the door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an odd feature.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this a feature or has he just never turned his car off?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that could be.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a chance he's been leaving this thing on since he's bought it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just did that again the other day. I came out of. It was check local listings. It was quite cold. I came out and oh, my car sure is warm. Plus it's been running here for the last hour. But no, I walk up music to the car would be really cool. By which I mean broadcasting to the rest of the parking lot. And I just think that way it'd be much easier to find one's car if say which I have a problem doing all the time. Mike from Brookville, Pennsylvania says my walk up music. Nazareth, Hair of the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Super cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good one. Are all baseball parks doing this now?

[Josh Arnold]

They have been forever. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When I lived across from Wrigley they do it and it was fun because like you'd hear Bad Blood playing. Be like, oh, cool, Rizzo's at bat. Turn the game on. It's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does anybody do anything silly like baby shark or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, people do silly stuff. I'm trying to think of the Cubs that, that World Series year. Ben Zobrist always played his Wife's music. And now they're going through a messy divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he married to a singer?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

But I can't think of anything specifically

[Bob Kevoian]

right now that may change what he does this season.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This comes to us from Justin in Colorado. He goes, someone suggested walk up music for the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

But how about walk up music for the bed? I'll read this verbatim when it's time to fornicate. Okay, so I guess this wouldn't be necessarily every evening,

[Tom Griswold]

but some people try it every evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I'm saying, I think the notion here is if I'm reading this right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that would be a suggestion. You know, if you happen to walk into the bedroom and this a certain song is playing, you know, it's go time. Yeah. In theory.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

But what if you go out to the bar, you don't pick a girl up, you come home alone, you didn't change your bed setting. It starts playing Frampton. That's got to be so sad. You know? Hey, play jump around instead. I'm just gonna goof around alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what you're saying is you need to be able to adjust. If you want music for two or music for one.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or just something really sad, I'm just gonna go weep on my pillow. These are all good suggestions. And we can fire up some of this music for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Adam says he'd come in, he'd walk up to Slipknot, Psycho Social. That is a good intro.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not familiar with him and I gotta get into it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not either.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom has it, actually.

[Pat Godwin]

The more I'm listening to nu metal as I age, the more I get it. I don't know what it is, but I was never into Slipknot or any of that stuff growing up. And now I'm kind of. I understand a little more now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Psycho Social now is. I'm afraid if I press this button, is this thing going to curse at you? Are there bad words in it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, not in the intro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because every second, every once in a while, we do this and bad things happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, we're good. You're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That is not slippery.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like Randy Newman's first album. I believe that's the. That's. That's a Ray. It's the Ray Bryant Trio.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why we gave you the ox. This is like having. This is like having Grandpa DJ the wedding. This is crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Too of a responsibility.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe this must be it. Wait a Minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, see, now you're having fun.

[Nick Griffin]

This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

This should be my walk up music.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there. Hello there. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be your walk up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I may change this. This may be. This should be my first of all. Could you. Can you get a speaker installed on the outside of your car?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. You can get anything in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine in the parades before where they have the big things on the side?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right. Dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Also put it where anybody at your house when they open the toilet lid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Opening the toilet lid.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I know a guy that could rig that up. Eddie. Oh, here's one. This is Psychosocial. Who does this song?

[Josh Arnold]

Slipknot, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now what purpose would you use this for?

[Josh Arnold]

Walk up music is what Adam said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. So it starts out kind of. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you hear that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this is very. Yeah, I'll let you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Something's about to happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This would be. This would be a good alarm clock because the minute Kelly heard that, I'd be getting a Louisville Slugger in the teeth. That'd wake me up, you see, because that is so. That's not morning music, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends on who you are.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get up quickly,

[Pat Godwin]

that's kind of just right down the middle. Rock and roll. That's indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not insane. No.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say that wasn't too bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? There's that sound in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, there's some.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's some kind of electronic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, plenty of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's not that pure tone you'd hear on any Ozzy record, you know, it's not that pure Les Paul tone. It's fun, man. You got to get into it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a fairly industrial.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the band again?

[Josh Arnold]

Slipknot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are those the guys that wear the buckets on their head?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but they wear masks.

[Bob Kevoian]

They wear masks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you'd be horrified by them. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they take them off ever?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. The. Well, not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

When Kiss did they do.

[Josh Arnold]

But they don't for a long time. They. Nobody knew who they were.

[Bob Kevoian]

They kind of are in the news again this week. Kelly Osborne as fiance. They broke up last Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm really sad to hear that guy from Slipknot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sid.

[Josh Arnold]

Sid, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a DJ from Slipknot. There's a dj, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy's great. So he's responsible for some of the noises you just heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it doesn't play an instant. He just sits up there scratching.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more than that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more than way more than that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll never convince you of it, but it is more than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll be. I'll be scratching. Let's. I'll give it another chance. Here we go. This is actually playing. Okay, now I'm hearing static. Yeah, I. Wendy is drums. Wendy snort the meth. Right. Right here. Okay. All right. That's good. Walk up music.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess the Almond Brothers never did drugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Eric Clapton's been sober so long.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. The Beatles,

[Bob Kevoian]

They did the ones that make you creative and interesting. Okay, let's see now. My favorite Hokey Pokey experience was at a concert by Mandy Patinkin. This is from Roy.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we're not talking because only nerds go to Slipknot concerts. The cool kids are at the concert from the guy from that Rob Ryder movie. No, you nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Mandy Patinkin concert.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool place to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not trying to take away anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's also a terrific actor. He was in that homeland, Criminal Minds.

[Pat Godwin]

He's incredible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great actor. He came out to the audience and explained that he was going to sing his first song in Yiddish, but he wanted the whole audience to dance to it. He promised everybody would know the actions. Then he made everybody stand up. There was a bit of hesitation, then laughter. He captured the audience and we all danced to the Hokey Pokey in Yiddish. By the way, it was a great show. One of my all time favorites. That guy's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

He's talented.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I. He's. I just saw. He's out again. I'm gonna go see him for sure. He's. I didn't realize what a great actor he was, so I saw him in that. With that Homeland show, so. No, we were talking about the Hokey Pokey yesterday. Jim Brewer, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry I missed that. Did you put your right foot in or your left footing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you start with the left.

[Tom Griswold]

Or did you shake it all about.

[Josh Arnold]

Turn it around.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't forget about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were discussing the. The Jim Brewer AC DC version of the. Which is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking to Jim yesterday. He's on tour, by the way. Oh, and he. That's one of the real highlights. We. And he was very pleased that we played it often. So we'll maybe get that back on today. I've got Jim schedule right here. He is going to be at the Vault in Saginaw, Michigan, coming up Thursday Night. Then he's in Detroit at the Masonic. Friday, Saturday, he's in Indy at the Egyptian Room. And Sunday he's in Fort Wayne at the Clyde Theater. Jim Brewer. You know, I'm from. You know him from snl.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he did a spontaneous Jack Nicholson impression yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet that made you happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it made me so happy. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jack Nicholson splitting an edible. That was stage ready. That was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just thought we were. I had asked him. He's sort of famous for always looking stoned, but he isn't. He. He just has. His eyes kind of have that look. And I asked him if he imbibed, and he said no, he just occasionally did a gummy or part of a gummy. And I just asked. I said to me, that takes the romance out of it. Did you ever see the movie Easy Rider, Christie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I have. Just because I wanted to continue to work here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the most famous scene in the history of marijuana has to be the Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda passing the joint around.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't they around a campfire?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He goes to pass it to Jack, and Jack goes, that's okay. I've got my store bought. But I said that scene would lose all of its. The essence if it was just him divvying up a gummy. It doesn't really have the romance. You can't see Humphrey Bogart walking up to Bacall at the bar, asking for a butter knife, cutting up a gummy and handing it to her, as opposed to lighting her cigarette. I'm just saying some of the romance is gone, but the nicotine is still there. We have. I think we have some nicotine news on the way. As a matter of fact, we also have more of your letters, and it's always a great pleasure to see you. But we're gonna be where on Thursday

[Tom Griswold]

morning, Christy, we're gonna be in Cincinnati at Smoke Justice. Well, technically Covington, Kentucky, but right across from the Great American Ballpark. So we're going to kick off opening day for the Reds. It'll be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we've got a special T shirt, special posters. Hope to see you there. And you can actually get the T shirts online. And we're giving the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking at that right now. They're nice looking, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're giving the money to a great little charity, and you can be part of it if you want. We've got a link there also, if you want to just send it directly to the charity. On a different note, let's just say you got Your credit card bill yesterday, you looked at it and thought, wow, I sure owe them a lot of money. If you're letting a lot of that money ride, you'll notice that after a while you're only able to pay the interest because they're charging upwards 20 plus percent interest on credit card bills these days. So you don't want to have a gigantic balance. And if you want to pay it off, this might work for you. There's a lot of options out there. This one is really interesting because if you own your home, you're probably aware that it's worth a lot more than it was when you bought it. The average home in the last five years in many cases up 50% in value. So you've got a lot of equity in your house. You can make use of that equity by paying off the highly the high interest rates on those credit cards with a refi. That's where American Financing comes in. This is what they specialize in. And they sent me some numbers. They've got some programs right now, average savings about 800 bucks a month. They also have a thing that they're doing that could delay two mortgage payments. So maybe you can get yourself, what's the phrase, get your head above water again. So see if this suits you. If this is your situation, you're paying those high interest rates on the credit cards, maybe refinancing, maybe that time has arrived and the place is American financing.net, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. You can even go to americanfinancing.net bobandtom take advantage of the gigantic increase in the value of a lot of those houses out there, including Perhaps yours once again. 866-889-2611. You don't have to remember the phone number, but you can just remember american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the 5 start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net bobandtom thanks for listening to

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Nick Griffin]

I said

[Josh Arnold]

I heard something. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie [e-mail] sports desk. Hey, Ace Cosby. Howdy. How are you, man? I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've been talking about walk up music for your car. As you walk up to your car, it starts blasting, letting you know, everyone know that you're coming up. Or now it's being suggested perhaps for the bedroom, perhaps for the toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I don't want people to know I'm in the toilet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, Josh's notion is that. Was this your idea that you walk up and lift up the lid? Some song plays and how about this one? You walk up, lift up the lid. Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

Song is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know this one. It's a great song. That voice, that's kind of that the AC DC.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the 80s, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

My vocal cords have been shredded. Hair of the, hair of the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a great, that is a great song. So we'd like, we should someday compile various walk up music for you and get that all organized right now. I want to show you something real quick. This is quite visual.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a plug for our show coming up this Thursday morning, a beautiful new set of drawings by our good friend, the great artist Rob Day. Original art on this poster will be given these away when we are. Well, yes, you can read on this thing. It says opening day live broadcast, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. We're gonna be at Smoke justice in the Commonwealth of Kentucky, courtesy of 92.5the FOX. And we will also have these cool T shirts and some great guests including Kelly Collette, Mark Shalafou and Rob Haney. I spent more time yesterday spelling Mark Shallafu correctly.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the stank you put on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shallow foo. Shallow Foo fa Blue flop. You gotta be careful now. We have any more letters over there, ladies and gentlemen?

[Tom Griswold]

I have one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, what do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom, Sam here from Erie, Pennsylvania, Listen, every day I'd just like to say, and I don't know why this was brought up. Maybe you guys talked about it While I was gone, Tom dressed in a full vampire cape and fangs would be hilarious. Did you talk about this on the air?

[Josh Arnold]

We talk about capes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's interested in getting a cape.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And Jess would like him to get one of those vampire ones where the collar goes right on.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. And then add the fangs. There you go. Your Dracula.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I intend to do that soon. We were talking about capes because this organization called Brave Gowns. When I say organization, it's just a handful of people that volunteer to sew little capes and little superhero uniforms for, literally, little kids that are in the hospital because there's nothing. I mean, that's so difficult for the kids and the parents. But this is kind of a little fun thing. I know it's a drop in the bucket, but, I mean, there are so many great children's hospitals out there, and Cincinnati has one of the best in the world. So we're just trying to do a little drop in the bucket with our. With these T shirts we're selling. And if you want to just make a direct donation, we've got a link on our [e-mail]. it's called Brave Gowns. But I did ask, can you imagine

[Tom Griswold]

if started wearing a cape?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Just. If I got in the car one Saturday night, Kelly and I were going somewhere and I had a cape on, she'd look over, what are you doing? I thought I'd wear this cape to the event.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it'd be cool. It'd be cool if it was, like, velvet and real classy, like a satin lining that was sharp.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to have a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a high. A walking stick and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Pat's dad could pull it off, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he didn't pull it off. It was a horrible look. Yeah. You've got to be at a wedding. Oh. I mean, I'm not sure what level of weirdness or fame you have to have to pull that off.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's self confidence. If you just own it, walk into a room, just own it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People would be going, wow, look at that guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What a douchebag.

[Tom Griswold]

No,

[Pat Godwin]

I think two years ago, you would have looked in the mirror and said, I could never wear a cowboy hat. And now, you know, you look great in a cowboy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll see. Yeah. That now. I wore my cowboy hat over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

You. You did?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know, I'm supposed. I told you. My doctor told me to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Did you wear the straw one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And I. I took a picture. I. I was going to label it. What was the TV show with the late Ace?

[Tom Griswold]

This is for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were. I was trying to do a sort of a celebratory. A celebratory dog walk in honor of Chuck Norris.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was a dog walker. Texas Ranger.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll say. I'll take a picture of. I have a picture. I took him.

[Pat Godwin]

Real bummer. That didn't make the family group chat, man. That would have been pretty good in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's not too late. I. I'll get that in there for you.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could be a trendsetter.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I. The cape thing. I was just gonna say I saw. I'm turning Wolfman Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought two capes this winter. I love them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies can get away with a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an evening one that's like a fake fur. And then I have a really nice wool one that's a plaid. It's more of a fall thing, but it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. If I were Wolfman Jack, maybe. But he was one of a kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. And he certainly. He certainly pulled it off. Dear Bob and Tom, show went for a swim. Six year old said during a break he'd thrown off his goggles. We were about to start playing again. He looked around and said, I'm looking for my underwater seeing eyes. Makes sense. Makes sense to me. Good, good, Good kid. Now, coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Nick Griffin. Also, we have Willie G sitting in@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Can you give me a little bit of preview of what's coming up?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We're talking about MLB implementing the new ABS system. Victor Wimbanyama wants to be the mvp and I'm here to tell you about it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. And then a. I don't get it, but Major League Baseball is endorsing the so called 999 challenge.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine zins. I've seen different nine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's nine innings.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've seen different versions of it, but yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wow. Endorsed by our buddy Joey Chestnut. Oh. But apparently it's got the stamp of approval of Major League Baseball and a number of stadiums or stadia. Which. The one, Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like stadia.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that really stadia?

[Josh Arnold]

So we have to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stadia sounds like an illness, man. Have you seen. Have you seen Josh? Yeah, the diverticulitis. He's got stadia. I know. I can't tell if he's looking at me or at the ball game.

[Tom Griswold]

The ball going. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the television set. I don't know. Yeah, I'm not. So if it's a smart idea for Major League Baseball to encourage you to drink nine beers, but apparently there's some dispute as to the size of the beers. I was assuming they were those stadium beers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

No way you could do nine beers.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The urinals couldn't have Willie shaking his head.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. If you believe in yourself, anything's possible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy. Yeah, I could do nine beers, but I'm not saying it's a good thing.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

well, real quick. I'm not sure you've ever. You've probably heard this, but maybe not. Willie Bob and I were in the broadcast booth with the late, great Harry Carey.

[Pat Godwin]

I love the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Harry, you know those stadium. I don't know how many ounces are those things? You know what I mean by a Stadium beer? 40. Odds they wouldn't. They wouldn't fit in the. In your car's cup holder. They're the big fat. And Harry. Harry had a stadium beer glass in his hand, and I realized that it was full of scotch. And fortunately there was maybe two ice cubes in there keeping it, keeping it, keeping it chilly. When we come back, we'll have stadium beers in the news and something new. Menstrual leave. Ladies. How would you like that? We'll find out where that's happening and if that could happen in your state. Red or blue? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We sure are happy to have you. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay has joined us.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie [e-mail] sports desk. Good morning, Ace Cosby's over there. Coming up, we have one of our absolute favorite comedians, one of the best you. You could ever see, Nick Griffin. And he will be joining us. Very excited about that. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's the belly these days, Josh? You know, you got a bit of

[Josh Arnold]

a. Yeah, it's uneasy and. But we're.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

We're on the mend.

[Bob Kevoian]

And once again, your. Your dietary restrictions allow you to eat what I'm on.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm still on the clear liquid diet today, and that's bone broth and jello for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there you can have popsicles. You can have different juices. I don't care for the juice options that they gave me, and I don't really like popsicles, so, I mean, I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're looking forward to lunch?

[Josh Arnold]

I may. May incorporate a protein shake in there. I have to wait until I get approval.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you hungry, Christy?

[Josh Arnold]

I am on. This is day nine.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I don't. What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you allowed to salt and pepper the bone broth?

[Josh Arnold]

I know. No, I can't because a lot of bone broths have, like, garlic and celery and onions and all this. I had to order this special bone broth that is just bone broth. And so there are bone broths that

[Pat Godwin]

are even too restrictive for your diet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right now? Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

How many pounds have you lost?

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's a hell of a diet.

[Josh Arnold]

You think. You would think 80.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean?

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're still.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're still. Your. The poop function is still actively active.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I am a type 7 on the Bristol stool scale.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. Oh. Why did you tell them this?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's going to be the whole show now. Yeah. Wait a minute. There's a qualitative scale for the feces.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's called what?

[Josh Arnold]

The Bristol. B R I S T O L.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he the inventor?

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it had to be a guy because. Sure. There's no way to. Some woman is going to go. Well, I finally have a way to quantitatively and qualitatively.

[Tom Griswold]

What number do you want to be?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want to be three or four?

[Pat Godwin]

That was great. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number two.

[Josh Arnold]

One is incredibly constipated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is the actual. Is this based on the density of the. Yeah, yeah, The Bristol. Are there photographs?

[Josh Arnold]

There are drawings.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so glad. I'm so Glad I was here for this.

[Bob Kevoian]

So liquid is like eight, nine, seven. You're. You're at seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So it goes from one to seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're. And you're at seven. Oh, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, that. That's part of this and, you know, part of the diverticular issue and. But also the antibiotics.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've labeled your chair, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

The kids in Bristol are sharp at middle school when they do the Bristol Stomp. The Bristol Stomp.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's. That really brings a whole new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or that.

[Pat Godwin]

The implication.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe ask Alzzy if you can, you know, borrow some of her pregnancy pads. Those could come in handy for you right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

The emergency factor isn't there, so that's good. Yeah, I've. Yet, you know, in this whole thing, have I gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh,

[Josh Arnold]

so that's been nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can also have teas and I can have one black coffee a day. And I have chosen decaf because with no food in my system, essentially, and my emotions and mental state being what it is after being, you know, during an illness, I do not want caffeine.

[Pat Godwin]

So I think you should save caffeine for the live show in Cincinnati on Thursday, just in case if there is some sort of explosion. It'll be our biggest show ever.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that is a worry.

[Tom Griswold]

Caffeine usually gets things started.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm trying to don't. As I recall, the way that place is configured, getting to the necessary room

[Tom Griswold]

is down in the basement.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quite the ordeal.

[Josh Arnold]

And we all.

[Bob Kevoian]

We may have to. Should I have one of my cop friends come and we all have to share it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

You might see me Thursday, you might not. I'll just put it that way.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the cop friend gonna just give Josh a police escort to the bathroom every time? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good idea, my cop friend. PJ's armed. I'll have him come along. He was kind enough to. He stopped by my house last night to make a donation to Brave Gowns.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a cool guy. Sweet. That's really great. What we're talking about is Thursday morning, we're gonna be doing our show from Smoke Justice, Covington, Kentucky, in honor of the opening of the Reds season. And we have a shirt we're selling. We're giving the money to a great little charity called Brave Gowns. You can go to our website. The shirts are fun. And we ended up doing a. An alternate version of the shirt I was outvoted on which logo we were going to use. So I, being the non despotic emperor that I am, I went with the. Went with the Democratic vote. Oh, and then Chick pointed out he liked the other one better, so we decided we would do both.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can check these shirts for the baseball shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're really cool. They're fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we also have the pop up Shop up with the Bob and Tom logos, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, so anyway, it's all on the website. The radio logo, the Bristol scale.

[Tom Griswold]

I had never heard of that before.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I hope to God it's named after the city, not some.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet it's a doctor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you want to be named after how to rate turds?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's helping people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's your livelihood.

[Pat Godwin]

The city's probably named after him. This guy's probably the pride of Connecticut.

[Josh Arnold]

For all we knew, he was probably a gastro neurologist who, you know, I'm assuming and sure still.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have a copy of the scale? Oh, there. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you're seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, you can take that down. I didn't realize.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you they were drawings. Yeah, I mean, those aren't photos, but there are. Those are drawings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you want your name on top of that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm more disturbed by the fact you don't like popsicles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of shocked me.

[Jeff Oskay]

You won't go with the flava ice?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't like them. Really? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what.

[Josh Arnold]

At least one of my least favorite things in the world is a Bomb Pop.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about popsicles?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those just taste bad to me. To me? Oh, yeah. I don't like the way they're shaped.

[Pat Godwin]

What if they're shaped like a cartoon character? Is what I was gonna say. Even if it's spongebob or Spider Man. You don't like it?

[Nick Griffin]

That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not your traditional Bomb Pop.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm just talking. I'm just. The whole ice cream truck is on the counter for me now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, then I'm a drumstick man.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

How about a Fudge Sickle now? No, I used to like. I used to like Jello pudding pops a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like Fudge Sickles? Nah. What?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys all love Fudge Sickles?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They're pretty good.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're really good.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they are to me? They're like frozen, watered down Tootsie Roll Pops. And I don't like like, that's right, pops.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want the fudge.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want the watery icy ones. You want the really rich, thick fudge

[Josh Arnold]

ones, which I don't think they. I mean, you'll have to. You'll have to lead me to those because I'm stunned. I like. I like an ice cream pop. Yeah, I don't want a fudge pop. That's not ice cream. That's a weird mix.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it weird that we're talking about all the food you can't eat right now because of your illness?

[Josh Arnold]

No, none of that bothers me.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about a push up? Will you do a push up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, because I like orange sherbet.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, my push up. You mean the ice cream treat. Because. Yeah, the last time. The last time and Josh did a push up was when he was forced to an 11th. 11th grade gym.

[Josh Arnold]

If only. If only he knew about my life.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's much more fun. It's much more fun fantasizing about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I like the push up because I like to eat my ice cream out of a toilet paper roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you there. I've never liked.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never liked to push.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are not good.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love those.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like that now.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't had one in 40 years.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that orange creamsicle taste.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't like the creamsicle.

[Tom Griswold]

Me either.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. I'm. I'm a fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so. Well, we're just discussing Josh's current diet, which is somewhat limited.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now coming up here, I can have all the protein I want. I can. I can have. Well, maybe not red meat. I'll kind of go easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you looking forward to eating the most when this is all over?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I really enjoy? And it's. It's so simple, is I like rice cakes. And I can have rice cakes with turkey on it. I can have rice cakes with peanut butter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

What number are you trying to get? What number are you trying to get?

[Josh Arnold]

You want three?

[Bob Kevoian]

You want three or four on the Bristol stall?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to know what my gastroenterologist told me? What your goal is to every time look down and see a floating brown banana. And this goes for everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, would that be a good name for a band? Floating brown bananas.

[Pat Godwin]

I know that doctors can't speak to us with full on medical speak, but do they have to dumb it down that much for us?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I think that's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

This clonam yeah, because that means you've had floating. Means you've had plenty of fiber. That's the key with everything. Plenty of fiber.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you can't have fiber right now, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right now, no. But with diverticulosis, which is the condition before it gets inflamed and infected. Highest fiber you can have.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what about supercalifragilistice?

[Josh Arnold]

With that, you have to stay away from watching Mary Pop.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has been a very useful dancing with actual health.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Bristol scale. Look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. I just saw the video of the visual of.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm talking to the listeners. Hey, check it out. Make sure you're on a good area.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I might have a problem.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

You got.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a banana down there.

[Tom Griswold]

I might be a one.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Deer poops like rabbits.

[Josh Arnold]

That means some constipation issues.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how we feel every day until

[Pat Godwin]

we get a little bit medical.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't need to know how we feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we have the 999 challenge coming up in Major League Baseball. Nine innings, nine beers, nine hot dogs. We'll find out why that's happening. And it involves our friend, our good friend of the show, Joey Chestnut. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing Company. No matter how you do game day, on the couch, in the crowd or manning the snack table, Athletic Brewing fits right in with a full lineup of

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you for being here with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Matt Godwin's there. Hey, Josh. Jeff Oskay across the, across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie g. @the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hey, man, got some news coming up. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's gonna be talking about walk up music in the world of baseball? It's kind of cool. It's the guy walks to the plate

[Josh Arnold]

every now and again. We get to do it as stand up comedians. Yeah. Choose a walk up song.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's fun, you know, and, and I just think this is something everyone should have in real life. Yeah, it would be fun. But this is a nice letter from Chad in South Carolina. He is kind enough to write the Bob and Tom Show. And he says, hi, Willie.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Chad.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes. Outfielder Stephen Kwan of the Cleveland Guardians. It's kind of hard for me to say that such a stupid name. The Cleveland Guardians used to walk up to the song Dancing Queen by abba.

[Tom Griswold]

Abba. And yes. That's so cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it gave him the nickname Dancing Kwan. Oh, anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, It's a Good time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of cool. Variation on his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Fans on his side with that.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a trend going around on the socials where little leaguers now for their walk ups, their moms get to pick their walk up music.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoy that.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the kids don't know what it is until they go to walk up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the moms are trying to embarrass him. The kids just lean into it 100%. They're having the time of their lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you know, the mom picks girls just want to have fun, you know, for her son to walk up to. And of course he's dancing up to the plate, just eating it up. And she's like, this didn't have the desired effect.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a feeling that some of the kids are totally embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one kid, there was a video, he turned to the backstop and come on. I forget what the song was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, at least they're having fun. Yeah, maybe some of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Now would you pick something for your daughter to walk up to?

[Bob Kevoian]

It would depend which one. And. Oh yeah. That would be quite the challenge, huh? Yeah. For heart, my 10 year old, it would be something aggressive and nasty and in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Barracuda? It's aggressive and it's. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's good. That would be very good. Josh, you've nailed it. I'll have to play that song for her tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

See if she likes it.

[Bob Kevoian]

See if she likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

She's walking into dinner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. She's currently negotiating with us with four.

[Josh Arnold]

I love when kids negotiate. It's so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What does she want?

[Pat Godwin]

And she got really good lawyers too.

[Bob Kevoian]

My son's got a great lawyer. She wants another dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Dwayne Jr says I get another dog.

[Pat Godwin]

That's such a Great joke, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Two years ago, my daughter made a PowerPoint presentation that she played on the TV and walked through each slide onto why she should have a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is what happened Sunday night. I had had a really long weekend. I was completely exhausted. I have a rule, nothing on Sunday after 6. I don't want to go anywhere, I don't want to go to dinner. And I always end up being dragged somewhere and I don't want to do it, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't I come home

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunday? That I have to. I have a lot of work to do and I got to get up Monday and be ready. And I was totally exhausted. I'd taken the dogs like for a 10 mile walk or something. All of A sudden there's a PowerPoint presentation in my living room about getting another dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did that turn you around?

[Tom Griswold]

You are on this page.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Kelly, but I don't want a King Charles spaniel. I want another golden retriever.

[Tom Griswold]

Retriever. What's wrong with the King Charles spaniel?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not golden retrievers. It's a simple argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a puppy.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I did what any smart parent would do.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you do?

[Bob Kevoian]

I said, it's up to your mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you end up getting a cat?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No.

[Jeff Oskay]

She should have worked harder on the presentation.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Heart, did you end up getting a dog?

[Bob Kevoian]

We haven't done any yet. Heart had the finances laid out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had her savings. Parenthetical to this. Last year she won the pool at the gym for the NCAA men's college basketball tournament.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. This is not a joke. Hart has more money than I have in my checking account right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hart won a thousand dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

She's doing very well.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do a random, you know, $5 entry thing. You were at the. So she had this whole presentation. She had pictures of the dog and AD from the kennel for the dog. The whole thing. Awesome. So, yeah, that's what's currently happening. So yeah, her walk up music would be somehow related to that. But I like your idea of the Heart Barracuda. That's a great song. That's one of the great guitar licks of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Right out of the gate.

[Tom Griswold]

So when do you go pick up the dog?

[Bob Kevoian]

We're not getting a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Write this down next week.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think she had several options for name. I mean, all this thing was really

[Tom Griswold]

thought a. I thought the dog, she. The little dog was her dog. Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now she claims it's not her dog because I made her name it Dungy.

[Tom Griswold]

See, we told you not to.

[Pat Godwin]

See, that's the problem. You like naming things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I did whatever, but it was

[Tom Griswold]

her dog and he said she could name it. And then when she picked the name, he didn't like it, so he changed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We voted.

[Tom Griswold]

Who voted?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure if you know how democracy works lately in our country. I opted to name it. He's a sweet little guy, though. Now let's switch gears here. We're gonna head over to the world of sports. Willie G. Sitting in for Chick Magee over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Major League Baseball's so called 999 Challenge is expanding to more stadiums, Air Max sports and entertainment partnered with competitive eating star Joey Chestnut to Produce their version of the challenge that involves consuming nine 20 ounce beers and nine mini hot dogs during a nine inning baseball game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Game.

[Josh Arnold]

20, but not many beers.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they shrunk the hot dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

They kept the beers at around 20 ounces.

[Pat Godwin]

I would think you'd go the other way because beers are typically 12 ounces.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The offering will be available at six different major league ballparks this season, including Citi Field in Queens, Citizens bank in Philly, and Coors in Denver. So looks like we got to send old Will out to denver, crash with Al, do this 999 challenge, little reporting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I did a little more research on this.

[Tom Griswold]

They have.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This says a flight size beer is a sample serving of beer part of a group of different beers.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. That's called a flight. They do wine flights, beer flights. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This particular article, this is a different version of the same story. It says up to five ounces. Some places go up to six. It says usually a so called flight of three to six beers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's just to quote Benicio Del Toro, it's a few small beers. That's all we're drinking here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is no big deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

But at first, when I, when I. That other article that said you're drinking nine 20 ounce beers, this must be

[Pat Godwin]

for the Rockies, because if you're going to a Rockies game, you're going to want to black out. That does make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and they're nine miniature hot dogs too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in like a box like that. Yeah. They're not. Not full size hot dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of okay still. Christy, come on, you could eat one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's a perfect size hot dog for me. I'd rather. I wish they sold those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Pat, I understand you're so homophobic you eat them from the middle out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't your beers get warm?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but this, I mean, I wouldn't

[Tom Griswold]

want them all at once.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the idea that you're supposed to split this. I just don't see. So Major League baseball endorsing excessive drinking. I give you the famous nickel beer night at Cleveland Stadium. Well, they had to call the game off.

[Josh Arnold]

The first word that I. One of the first words in that story was era. Mark, that is the concessioneer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see. Oh, so it's not mlb. Okay, now do you do like a seventh inning dump boy collective?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. If you're having all of those, that

[Tom Griswold]

might be a 7 scale.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the. Wait a minute. What's the word? California sober. Do they do a version of this where there are seven blunts different? Does anyone ever do that?

[Nick Griffin]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, you can't smoke pot inside the stadium. Hypothetically. You could, you know, sneak a vape in or something, but I don't think MLB is going to enjoy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. Is this a thing? Can you take various types of marijuana and smoke them at the same time? Like, could you do. I remember we, you and I went into that place in Colorado and got a bunch of stuff, but I don't know how it works. Can you do like the. What is it called? Indica.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You could, you know, grind up some indica and some sativa and you could make a little party, all of it together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a thing people do? And it's like. It's like a. Like going to a bar and they're doing mixed drinks. They put a celery. They put a celery stick on your joint.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're just down to like their last scraps of all their bags and they're trying to make one joint.

[Pat Godwin]

What they will do is this is a thing. It's called caviar in certain places. And I'm going to get this wrong and then the stoners in the Internet are going to get mad at me. And guys, I don't care. They take pot, they grind it up, you roll it in a joint, you dip that in hash oil and then you roll that in keef, which is the tiny little THC crystals. So it's like. It's super pot. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a big stoner. That's even trouble for me, man. I can't swing that stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although it may be hard to be pretentious when talking about stoners, however, there's a. I forgot. I think it's in the book, the Richard Farinha novel where he takes. He takes cigarettes and dips them in paregoric and dries them and smokes them.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean paraquat.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, paregoric, which is paregoric. Was I. It was a.

[Josh Arnold]

What our moms gave us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was like a stomach. I think it was a narcotic stomach medicine. It was. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did it say what it did it was for stomach? I just remember. No, no, I knew mean on the cigarette.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it was in the novel. Been down so good. It looks like up to me. I think maybe I'm getting it wrong. But. But you. You would. Apparently the idea was you dry them and the. Whatever the active ingredient was. Would be smokable. Those. Those were the days where stoners had to be resourceful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's camperated tincture of opium, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Primarily to treat. Treat severe diarrhea by slowing intestinal movement.

[Bob Kevoian]

But now. Now smokable.

[Tom Griswold]

It has morphine in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't. I don't know if they still even have that. I just remember reading about it, thinking how funny it was.

[Pat Godwin]

You grew up in just the Wild West. Just medicinal, everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was historically used as a cough suppressant. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can't cough when you're at death's door about to pass out. Once again, the Major league baseball, the 999 Challenge. And Willie, you were saying this is apparently. Now there's other versions of this, not just hot dogs, beers, and nine innings of baseball.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen people do it with zins as well. The mouth tobacco pouches. I've seen people do it with zins and beans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you do like a zinn and inning?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I guess. A zinning, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that be the equivalent of a cigarette and inning?

[Pat Godwin]

Essentially, yeah, I think so. I'm not sure the. You can get them in a 3 or a 6 milligram. I'm not sure the nicotine.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long does it take a Zen to melt in your mouth?

[Pat Godwin]

It depends, you know, maybe about an hour, I would say, is what's on the packaging if you're stressed out. I went through three. This break, you know, it changes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so they last typically longer than smoking a cigarette would.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just like gum. Sometimes when you chew gum, the flavor lasts all day. Sometimes it's gone after five minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you.

[Pat Godwin]

Does that make sense?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they flag you or count your beers at a ballpark?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can only get two per head. You got to have two guys there. So if Jeff and I walked up, we could get four beers.

[Bob Kevoian]

But could you walk up like in 20, you know, 20 minutes? Every 20 minutes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I'll go to a couple different guys, throw my scent off their ways around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Throw off the scent. But once again, what ballparks was this?

[Pat Godwin]

This was in Denver, Philly, and in Queens where the Mets play.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's another this. Okay, this article says Citi Field, Citizens Bank Park, Coors Field.

[Nick Griffin]

Places.

[Pat Godwin]

I just said.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm just saying that horse feels great, too. Dakin Park, Daikin Park, Kaufman Stadium, and Oracle Park. Those are also apparently doing the 999 challenge.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's dyke. And they have. They do my thermostat. They really. They really do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Phillies, Rockies, Royals and Giants.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pronounced Daikin. Anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, we're adults.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, we're past now.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on. Not one softball joke. Okay, fine. We'll move forward. Willie, what else is happening at the sports desk?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you guys, your favorite person. Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey has officially signed a new three year contract with the team.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

It's reportedly a near $55 million deal that can be worth almost $58 million. Mr. Kelce's contract is structured as a one year deal with the extra two years added for salary cap purposes. The expectation is that in 2026 will be his final season in the league with his assumed retirement draining his remaining cap hits over future years. I do not get how caps work. I don't get how Shohei Ohtani is getting paid a billion dollars in the Future and only 10,000. I don't get how any of this happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Agents have gotten very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Haven't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Taylor needed that new purse money, so she's happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

But see, what really doesn't make sense to me is the incentivization of this is ridiculous. It's either 55 million or 58 million.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's relatively speaking. That's not. That's no incentive. This is why I've always said in the NBA, for example, only pay the winning team, you get some incentive. In other words, it should be you're either going to get 5 million or 50 million.

[Tom Griswold]

I get what you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no. The difference between 55 million and 58

[Josh Arnold]

million to a millionaire multimillionaire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Is. Is nothing. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's probably the amount of snaps that he plays, how many yards he gets injured.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you understand there's no incentive?

[Pat Godwin]

No, sure. But there's just. Traditionally there's conditional. Things are kind of boring to talk

[Bob Kevoian]

about, but I'm saying just. I think it would be a lot more exciting if, you know, well, he agreed to it.

[Josh Arnold]

He and his agent agreed to it. So there must be some incentive. If it wasn't enough incentive, they wouldn't have. They would have made it 55, 75 or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it involves the complicated salary cap. It just seems like it's. Again, I'd like to see a lot more these contracts where these coaches get hired and they get fired and they still have to pay them. Could we. Could the Average person ever get that deal with your regular job?

[Josh Arnold]

I have that with you. You fire me, I get $7.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. You get. You get $7 for every week that I appreciated your work.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh. So when I get fired, I get nothing?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it's kind of like a severance pay. I mean, a lot of people get severance pay when they're let go, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but they don't get the entire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's the coach that's got $68 million and he got fired after.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Frank Reich is getting paid by the Colts and the Panthers right now or last season. He was. Yeah. Pretty cool. Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'd be. That, that'd be great. But I just think for the average person that just. Those jobs don't exist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a very weird world.

[Tom Griswold]

Jobs don't exist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And especially when. And, you know, you go to the game and no one seems to be trying or they seem to be trying to lose because of the nature of the draft. Oh, sorry. That would be the basketball. Coming up, we have dancing bees in science. This is really kind of interesting. Also, we have every, I don't know, two, three months, we get one of these claw machine stories.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, another kid in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's usually a kid in the claw machine. This is a different one. Just as funny and vastly different. And plus, we have a happy kitten rescue story. And ladies, would you like to have menstrual leave?

[Tom Griswold]

Mm.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what? The guys aren't too mad about it either.

[Bob Kevoian]

My question is gonna be if you have that, because, Christy, is it really true that if you start cycling at the same time as your friends, yeah, that can happen. Wouldn't it be weird? You walk into work, Work. Where are all the women?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I guess we'll get some things done today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, strippers are coming in.

[Josh Arnold]

HR has nothing to do. Book club is canceled.

[Bob Kevoian]

We probably don't have to do the story now. We just got all the jokes out. Coming up, comedian Nick Griffin. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

This is your fix.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am your host, Stassi Schroeder.

[Pat Godwin]

Welcome to Tell Me Lies, the official podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the most unhinged thing of season three? Steven.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he's so evil, I do think he is misunderstood.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, everyone Face consequences. It's intoxicating. The writers just know how to trick. Yeah, there's always a twist in this show.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me Lies, the official podcast, January 6th.

[Bob Kevoian]

And stream the new season of Tell Me Lies January 13th on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus Saturday night.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Just, just ignore him. There's.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Never done it before.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oski there. Yes, sir. Willie G across the way@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got to, I think maybe for tomorrow I want to do the walk up music and actually have it all at hand so we can play it because I just got another great suggestion.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's so many songs that just have perfect intros and I want to get them all so I don't just say the song. I want to, to play them for you. So if you've got a great one, get it to us. Bob and tomobandtom.com we'll try to get prepared and be ready for you when the time comes. We were just Talking about this 9, 9, 9 challenge at baseball parks and we. I've read a couple different articles about it now. So once again, it appears to be nine relatively small, hot like half hot

[Tom Griswold]

dogs, miniature hot dogs is what they call them.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then a so called flight of nine beers, or actually it comes in

[Tom Griswold]

like its own little stadium box thing

[Bob Kevoian]

as you mentioned, the beers are going to get warm and the hot dogs are going to get cold. So I think the idea would be you buy one of these for your group.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Share with your friends.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

And a good way to keep beers from getting hot. This is sort of a little hack that I have is you drink them

[Tom Griswold]

really fast, get them down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I see. I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, a little life hack for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did it give a price point?

[Pat Godwin]

It did not give a price point, but it's like nine stadium beers. I mean, what, $900?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was gonna say,

[Pat Godwin]

I know people complain about this. This is not a joke. I got drinks for me and a buddy. I just got two doubles and it was $85. It was, it was so expensive that my phone, my phone, like the app, my banking app was like, hey, do you want to pay this off over time? I could have paid payments.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So essentially four drinks or eight drinks?

[Pat Godwin]

Essentially four drinks, two doubles. Two doubles.

[Josh Arnold]

85 bucks.

[Pat Godwin]

Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even understand. Did you do it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you been to a concert recently?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, but that's. I mean, come on. $85 is astronomical.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crazy, but worth it, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, no. I guess, no end of the day, but, yeah, you just. You go.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the booze?

[Pat Godwin]

It was like. Like Grey Goose or something. Maybe like Tito's or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was this for a lady or a buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was. Yeah, for me and Wade. It was for my buddy Wade.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not worth it, then. He'd like the well brand. I'd like the gall brand. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have two drinks. Okay. That'll be your phone bill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? In any event, the 999 challenge is out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Approximately 60 bucks. Oh, 55 to 60 bucks is what it's saying. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so beer prices do vary by stadium.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do vary by stadium in Denver.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cheapest.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the cheapest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well. And I assume the beers can. Can they serve any other brand beside Coors that I don't know, because it says a flight of beers, and this article says the beers. Typically, they all different types.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure they'll have some Colorado, some, you know, Fat Tire or Breckenrid. Upslope, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they allowed to. I mean, when Coors buys the naming rights.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Coors, they make a bunch of small, small batches.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that makes sense. That. That makes sense. Are we still visiting the sports page?

[Pat Godwin]

We are. And this is a story. Normally, you don't read the headlines, but I think I want to read this one. You guys, no matter what hand you're dealt, you can always make something of it. This is sort of an inspiring story. I'm just gonna read. Quadruple amputee cornhole player fatally shoots man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean, I saw this yesterday, and I thought. I thought it was the Onion.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so everything is crazy about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. He's a quadruple amputee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A quadruple cornhole championship. Cornhole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop right there.

[Tom Griswold]

So no arms, no legs.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he whipping. Is he putting them in his mouth and whipping his head?

[Bob Kevoian]

He has a special board, like, underneath him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he killed a guy. Allegedly. But wasn't he.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Quadruple amputee cornhole players accused of fatally shooting a man in Maryland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't he unarmed, according to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good, Tom. Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nicely timed, too.

[Pat Godwin]

I was trying to read in the moment. My brain was working.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got the Giggles.

[Pat Godwin]

That broke me there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't seen a picture of this guy. So he must have some like a couple of stumps.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's some videos of him shooting a gun on the net.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shooting a gun?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Which I say, hey triple amputee, if you can shoot a gun, you get. Get one murder.

[Bob Kevoian]

They showed that he like squeezes his armpit.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. Dayton James Weber shot a passenger in the front seat of a car he was driving during an argument. The 27 year old pulled over and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. So he's got. He's a.

[Pat Godwin]

This, I mean this is the most inspiring story we've ever heard. Unfortunately he is. He's using his powers for bad, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's driving a car with no legs, no arms, carrying a loaded weapon, arguing with somebody and he shoots him. There's a lot going on here.

[Pat Godwin]

Pulled over, asked two passengers in the back of the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know what, this guy can do a lot of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

He asked the two passengers in the back of the car to help pull the victim out, but they refused. They got out of the car and flagged down officers. Mr. Weber allegedly fled with the victim still in the car. Mr. Weber was arrested.

[Jeff Oskay]

They caught him six feet later.

[Pat Godwin]

Arrested in a Walmart county. He'll be charged with first degree murder, second degree murder and related charges. Mr. Weber has reported that doctors had amputated his arms and legs when he was 10 months old to save his life after he contracted a serious blood infection.

[Josh Arnold]

He does have some remorse though. He told his friends he feels like he's half the man he used to be. Cue the stone temple.

[Bob Kevoian]

As you said, Willie, this is in a way kind of inspiration.

[Pat Godwin]

It is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

But at the same time the murder component. You can see why the guy might have a hair trigger temper.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a wild story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. When I first saw it, I thought it was a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But no, this is, this is actually happening. And there are. Okay, there are YouTube videos of this guy shooting and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I, first of all, I. And again, I didn't know there was professional corn hole.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where they, where do they play these?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh, it's on espn. Don't you turn your TV on?

[Josh Arnold]

We've been honorary members at one year we were honorary members. They sent us little membership cards. Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this guy's going to find out when he gets. Since he killed someone, he's going to be in prison. He's going to find out the cornhole championship there might involve his keister.

[Jeff Oskay]

Little difference being passed around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's gonna be. He's gonna be first base in the softball games out there in the yard.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he's a virgin. Did you guys know?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know it.

[Josh Arnold]

He was on a beach one time. Oh, yeah. He was upset.

[Pat Godwin]

This was.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. Hadn't been a quad. Quadriplegic that long, you know, amputee, that is. Yeah. And he was just on his towel there and his buddy had dropped him off. So spend some time on the beach, maybe reflect. He was crying quite a bit. And this woman. This woman came up. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, sir, is there something I can do? What's the matter? And he said, you know, all I really want is just. Just to get screwed. And I can't. You know, nobody's interested in me now, but I would just love, love to get screwed. And so she picked him up, threw him in the ocean and said, there, now you're screwed. Well, he's had a tough go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've learned a lot. We've learned a lot. There's professional cornhole. And again, this is sort of an inspiration in some ways, but I'm still

[Tom Griswold]

trying to figure out how you could shoot a gun underneath your armpits.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. While driving with. With no legs and no arm. And he fled the scene.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd he do that?

[Tom Griswold]

He was driving.

[Bob Kevoian]

He jumped out of the car. He left the victim in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

The other people jumped out. He drove off.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

He drove, he drove off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought he. He ran away.

[Josh Arnold]

Literally.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a miracle. I was laughing as I read the story. That wasn't a great story.

[Tom Griswold]

Passengers got out and ran away.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're trying to extradite him back to Charles County. The police got him in Alba Marley County.

[Josh Arnold]

Now there's a jurisdiction issue. Who's not going to this movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

How are they going to be able to. Can they. They have that special effect where they can make it. Yeah, they can make your leg dis.

[Josh Arnold]

Look like. Gary Sinise didn't have legs for a while there, did he? Yeah, they can do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Although people get mad me, you need to use an actual,

[Jeff Oskay]

you know, legless actor.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, they. They. They can, but this is. This is a tough call.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A corn. They might have to fake the cornhole. They could probably find the actor. But faking the ability to do the cornhole.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. You know, I mean, that takes training.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lloyd. Try shooting again. I really hit in my mouth. See, he's got the bad whip your

[Josh Arnold]

neck a little hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got the cornhole bag in his mouth. You see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought that wasn't him in prison.

[Nick Griffin]

What's up, the big you dick.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are going to come back war me. I promise we'll get the show back on track. Don't forget this is a really fun thing. Where did I put the poster? Oh, it's right behind me. I can read the information there. Our friends, we are going to be meeting all of you, I hope Major League Baseball opening, the real opening of the season, of course, involves the Cincinnati Reds coming up this Thursday. That morning we will be courtesy of Lee's famous recipe chicken. We're going to be doing the show live from the great Smoke Justice Restaurant, Covington, Kentucky. Hope you can join us. We've got some charity T shirts we're selling. If you go to bobandtom.com and check out the pop up shop, we'll return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for joining us. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news. Des. Hey, Pat Godwin's across the way. Hello. As is Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

@theorangensouls.com sports desk, it's the one and only Willie Griswold. Hey, Ace Cosby there. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. Hi. We've learned a lot. If you're just joining us, I mean, inspirational show we had the story of, I guess this is all over the, this is all over the social media and the news. This guy that has no arms and no legs is being accused of murdering somebody while driving a car.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. He has like artificial limbs on his legs and then his arms are about, just about at the elbow. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's also a cornhole champion yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Champion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'd give my right arm to be a cornhole champion. Not both of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, fellas, just take one, all right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's accused of murder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see the thing where his lawyer said he doesn't have a leg to stand on?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's to say then?

[Bob Kevoian]

And again, when he gets to prison, he's gonna find out the cornhole game vastly different. Okay, is that sports?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I got one more sports story for you. It's not a sports story at all as much as a stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Well, we have the music.

[Pat Godwin]

We have the music that I do not know.

[Jeff Oskay]

World record.

[Josh Arnold]

There we go. Look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit of teamwork made it happen. An Austrian man has broken the Guinness World Record for the most balloons passed through the nose and out of the mouth in one minute.

[Nick Griffin]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

And no. Wait a minute. Do we have the video on this?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And I know a guy who could do this with his chain that he wore around his neck. He would do it at lunch. What? We were always bummed out, like at school.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh, what prison is he in now?

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You eat the chain and bring it up through his nose. Put the chain in his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he would stick it into his nose somehow first and then pull it out of his mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And he would kind of floss. He was a nightmare of a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. Malte Dunzer achieved the title after threading 10 balloons into his nostril and pulling them out of his mouth within the time limit. He performed the stunt before a live audience in Germany. Mr. Dunzer has perfected his technique, too, adding a light coating of oil to the balloons to ensure they slide effortlessly up his nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Ent doctors everywhere are going, do not do this at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it'd be really something if he could put the uninflated balloons up his nose and pull out a poodle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here he is.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the number? Willie?

[Bob Kevoian]

What Was the number?

[Pat Godwin]

Nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so are they tied together? No.

[Pat Godwin]

99 slopes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're tied together. See, he just fed them through his nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now I'm watching. And he's shoving these lengthy balloons up his nostril, and they're coming out his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, really something.

[Pat Godwin]

Gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's a live audience.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, and he's got a chain around his neck like your buddy there, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. I bet he's done it with the.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you can't see. I don't know too much German, but the way I Translate it. He's going, he's saying, is this a record? And the audience is going, no, it's not. See, it's not were.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty crazy that like up until very recently, like now we have like actors and celebrity like singers. Up until like 200 years ago, if you were famous, you were just like some freak. You were the guy that could fart, you were the guy that could puke, you were a sword swallower and you would entertain the king and that. That's all there was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, okay, wait a second. This guy calls himself. Yeah, here we go. This is. This Austrian guy's name is Malte Dunzer. He is the self proclaimed, quote king of the freaks with an enormous Instagram following. Huh, not this girl. Wow, that's really gross.

[Josh Arnold]

You wonder what else you can do.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I guess that just proves the whole thing we were talking about yesterday when you got the blueberry stuck in your nose. It's a system. You've got the nostrils, the mouth. And we managed to get the blueberry out of Willie's nose when he was a little boy by covering the one nostril blowing in the mouth and out it pops.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't make eye contact me when you tell that story. Do not look at me. That was crazy for me to look at you while you said that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you guys all but frenched.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it wasn't fun in the moment.

[Bob Kevoian]

The best part was though, you didn't see this because you're lying down on the kitchen island. The blueberry flew out of Willie's nose when he was 4 years old. And my dog Elvis ate it, of course. What a good boy. What a good dog. Oh, he was such a good dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, of course. But it's a gross thing to do. Eat a boogery blueberry.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he was afraid.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't say no.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it's gross.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not denying that. He was a great dog.

[Pat Godwin]

He was cool, but yeah, gross.

[Josh Arnold]

But sometimes your great dogs do a gross thing here or there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. They never show that. When you like on the fancy dog show goes, you know, they, they never go. Beefeater is a three year old Bernie's mountain dog who is award winning. He does like to eat poodle turds.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the name bee feeder. That's a great name for a Bernese.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be a good name for another dog, which I sure would like one a Bernese. I'm getting voted down. I think Willie's sister Lucy's gonna get a Bernese.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mountain Dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the plan.

[Tom Griswold]

My niece has three of them. I spent the weekend with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Them? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Very sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three of them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're. How big are they?

[Tom Griswold]

Big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Three big dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

You had a weekend with Bernese?

[Tom Griswold]

Three. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I know it's Weekend at Bernie's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. That. That makes up for weekend three.

[Tom Griswold]

Bernice.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy getting screwed in the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't like that joke?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It was a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a classic.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did love that joke.

[Pat Godwin]

I clapped you out of here. It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I even figured out how to clean it up a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wonder where you were going to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And I halfway through, I realized why the operative word was screwed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The thing that is over there, the. The orange inSouls.com sports desk. I know what you're saying. My bracket. I entered my bracket and things didn't work out. Well, that'll happen. It's a complicated world. That's why they play the games. But Orange Insoles is still stepping up because they've got a new 4K television that you could win. Visit bob and tom.com/ by the way, take a [e-mail] on doing something fun and something nice. We have. Our little pop up shop is officially popped up. And among other things, we have the Brave gowns charity thing. We're doing with these T shirts associated with our visit to Cincinnati on Thursday morning. You can be part of that. There's some cool shirts and you can also just make a donation if you want. Brave Gowns. This little outfit that sews capes and little superheroes. Outfits for kids that are in the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a wonderful program.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bring them a little cheer. Something kind of fun. Now let's go from balloons passing through your nose to the news desk with Christy League. Yeah. A little short one for us.

[Tom Griswold]

A little short one. What do you want to do? Government employees in Kenya now get two days off a month for so called menstrual leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is an interesting idea. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The new policy grants county government employees in Nairobi two days off every month to deal with the pain and discomfort of menstruation. The no questions asked policy is designed to improve productivity and well being among the workers.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I might not. I mentioned this earlier and it's true. According to Christy Lee. Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

When women are close together, you start.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything cycles at the same cycle at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you're on a birth control pill, then it's different but yeah, but I

[Bob Kevoian]

mean, wouldn't all the ladies at the office all be gone in the same two days?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I don't think that proximity is enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

You walk, you walk in. The doctor goes. Yeah, I know. I don't usually sit at the front desk. Well, I've got to go wash my hands before I touch this paper. It's. It's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chrissy and I, I probably have this wrong because I'm a man, but it's not necessarily that when you start, it's before. We want you to take off the couple days before when you guys are losing your minds. So can you do that? Maybe you do one pms.

[Tom Griswold]

One, maybe a PMS day and then a regular day, I don't know. Because usually the first day is the worst day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is anyone gonna work?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, don't give me that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I think, Jeff, I got a nice idea for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get two days off when your wife is having.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute, that's a bad idea. Wait a second. Bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys have moody days. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, we, I don't, I don't recall a day. Well, yeah, I was going to say where you were on your period and we worked together, but there wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

We get back to the Paleolithic care.

[Josh Arnold]

You put up with our moods. We never really have to put up with your mood.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have, I don't have that problem anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, yeah, but I, I think the, there are certain moody factors in this building.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have encouraged certain people to have like a little signal so we'd know. Have you been to work yet? The red flags up again. Oh, that's probably true of every office.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the first thing when you walk in you're to going, how's Johnson today? Uh huh. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not everybody can be happy all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you implying that you're not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we'll do our best.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, do your best.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now this government thing, this is in Kenya, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's going to be hard for people not to abuse that, I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would they say no questions? I mean, is this something that. Have they tried to legislate this and because you said government office offices.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. So wouldn't the guys go, hey, wait a minute, why don't I get two days off a month?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sort of like pregnancy leave is becoming.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel that was a thing back when smoking was more like the non smokers would get mad that the smokers got like two or three breaks a Day to go out and just stand out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there was an ERA in the 90s, I think, that encouraged people to smoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Around here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the. That song we wrote. Smoking in front of the building.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got that idea. I was driving around Columbus, Ohio. There's a freeway that circles and there were a lot of office buildings on the, on the perimeter there. And I, I just noticed driving by every building, there were 10 people standing outside smoking.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. But I remember in this building at one point, there were a lot of people who didn't smoke. That started because they noticed. Have you seen the Post in the traffic department? They're taking another break. And pretty soon the non smokers were smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Can I give you an analogy?

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you get your shoes, you pull out the. That. That limp little pad that's inside them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Orange insoles is the Viagra or Cialis of shoe inserts.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. A little more turgid, a little more supportive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. You get that support erect. Wait a minute. This analogy.

[Josh Arnold]

Your posture might be more erect if you're feeling better.

[Bob Kevoian]

This analogy may really blow. Forget it.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Look at this, Joe. Orange insoles just took it out of the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's got support.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep talking, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got support for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a big fan, by the way. I wear them all the time. They keep me upright and rigid. Good. I mean, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never mind. Forget the analogy. Coming up, comedian Nick Griffin's gonna join us in a matter of moments. That'll be fun. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Square up a new podcast from Andre Berto.

[Nick Griffin]

Yo, what's going on, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Andre Berto, two time world champ behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer. People want to see more. They want to see who you are as a fighter.

[Nick Griffin]

Like I said, the time is now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really wanted to do that.

[Nick Griffin]

Sit down from a fighter's perspective. Perspective.

[Josh Arnold]

Find out what it really means to be a fighter inside and outside the ring.

[Bob Kevoian]

This fight game is such a roller coaster. Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Osk's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

At theoriginsouls.com sports desk, it's Willie Griswold. My man Ace Cosby's across the way. I am Josh Arnold. We're going to be joined by one of our absolute favorite people and favorite comedians, Nick Griffin and his appearance always fun Bob and Tom show sponsored by Lee's famous recipe chicken famous for a reason. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. Thank you very much. Violating one of our, our rules. We don't like to have comedians more handsome than any of us. And, and there we go. There he is up there. It's, it's comedian Nick Griffin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Nick.

[Bob Kevoian]

And are you at home, Nick?

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah, I am at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you've got like a filter on your thing so it looks like you're, it's, it's all hazy in back of you. Is that.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah, I did that. I don't want you to know how huge my apartment is. It'll make you, you know, it'll make you feel bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it looks, it looks, looks vast. That's the only word I can think of. Are you in New York City?

[Nick Griffin]

I am in New York City, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last time we talked, you were contemplating moving to, what was it? Kansas City. You were thinking maybe.

[Nick Griffin]

I actually was, yeah. My parents are getting older and they've asked that I stop this charade and

[Bob Kevoian]

well, by the way, Nick Griffin, a comedian, is going to be at Comedy Off Broadway in one of the most beautiful cities in America, Lexington, Kentucky beginning Thursday evening. You'll be there all weekend long for some great live standup comedy. Nick is a veteran of the David Letterman show, has one of the best David Letterman stories of all time. I will not make you tell it. It involves 90 seconds of silence in the middle of a set. But it all worked out in the end.

[Josh Arnold]

End.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nick is one of our favorites and you doing some great live standup. And I, I guess I should ask. Anything new in your love life? Anything new in your. I, I hesitate to ask.

[Nick Griffin]

Well, you don't have to hesitate. I'm a grown man now and I can take the bitter truth. No, I, I just don't go out much anymore. I stay in my blurred apartment. Reverend I mean, I go out, but I don't go out with the, with the energy. I used to go out, you know, I used to really, you know, go out and I had that philosophy that, you know, anything can happen. And now I'm older and I realize it probably won't and I, I don't feel as good about, you know, I'm not going to meet anybody probably, I probably won't hook up anymore. I don't drink, so trying to hook up when you don't drink is like trying to dance when you don't drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you, you've been a non drinker, I think ever since we met you.

[Nick Griffin]

Right, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been a while and it's okay. It's just, you know, I don't want to go to a club, I don't want to go to a bar. You know, two people my age going out, leaving a bar, they're not horny, they're toug, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now were you, were you ever a smoker, Tom?

[Nick Griffin]

I was a smoker and I'm not proud of it, but I did smoke quite a bit. Yeah, I did, I did my fair share. I stopped about, I want to say about 20 years ago, which was, yeah, I feel okay about it. I'm, I'm trying to be more positive, Tom. So they say if you want to be more positive, you have to get rid of all the negative people in your life. And so now I'm all alone.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna hang up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was sure you were gonna cut the signal.

[Pat Godwin]

The signal short.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our guest is comedy. Hi, Bob.

[Nick Griffin]

And Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our guest is comedian Nick Griffin. I should also mention that Nick's gonna be venturing in out to another beautiful spot, Boise, Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

April 30th through May 2nd. But once again, this weekend, it's comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, starting if I'm not getting, if I think it's starting Thursday night. So that'll be fun. And I, I will put a plug in for us right now, Nick, because Thursday morning, this show will be coming to you from the Commonwealth of Kentucky. We're going to be doing our special event in honor of the Cincinnati Reds opening up their season Thursday. And right now, the weather forecast looking pretty good by game time. So we hope to see you at Smoke Justice Thursday morning in Covington, Kentucky, courtesy of Lee's famous recipe chicken. Our guest is on his way to Kentucky. Also, it's Nick Griffin. And so there's not much dating going on in your life. You're living in New York City. You're by yourself. Of course, we've made that clear, Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Positive.

[Nick Griffin]

You can say that with, you can say that with confidence.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what you're saying now?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't because you've got the blur factor on in the tv. I do see things on the wall behind you. Is, are those artistic pieces or.

[Nick Griffin]

Yes, they are artistic pieces. My mom likes paintings and stuff, and she gives me her stuff that she gets rid of, so I put it up. You know, I like to have things to talk to while I'm walking around the apartment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, if in the. Let's just say there was an occurrence in which you brought a lady back to your apartment, have you, have you reviewed the, the, the things on the wall and see how you thought to yourself, I wonder how a woman would respond to this. I know, for example, that you are the. Quite the fan of the horror movie genre. Do you have any.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah, I have stacks of, of Scream magazine, Fangoria, all over the apartment. I'm, I, I mean, I know that doesn't help, but at least in the dating situation, but it does bring me some comfort to have those things around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, not exactly. Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Nick Griffin]

No, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was getting not exactly the panty dropper when they come to your place and. Oh, there's, there's a copy of some horror comic book.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah, it's not exactly Architectural Digest or a hot tub, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I gotta get that. Yeah,

[Nick Griffin]

I, I don't know. I'm trying, I really am trying to, to, you know, kind of lift myself up and. Do you Know, do better. Just sort of in attitude wise, you know, I think it's pretty cool to. Or it can be pretty cool to have a bad attitude when you're young. You know, you get a, you get a title when you're young. You're a bad boy. You know, you get, you have a bad attitude when you're older. You're just cranky. It doesn't have the same ring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, do you consider, do you have any ammo when it comes to these interpersonal relationships? Do people come up to you after your shows? Occasionally some lady goes, you're really funny. Money. Let's go out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Nick Griffin]

Every now and then someone does and I think, geez, what kind of lunatic just watched my. I actually just got out of a relationship. I know I've said, I mean, I've said that probably 25 times on your show, but I just got out of a relationship which is, you know, just sad and embarrassing. I'm in my 50s. I'm not supposed to be going through a breakup. I'm supposed to be getting divorced, having a heart attack, something grown up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Do you have a protocol you go through when you do these breakups? Now that you've.

[Nick Griffin]

Tom, you can't assume that I'm breaking up with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Nick Griffin]

No, it's probably 50.

[Pat Godwin]

50.

[Nick Griffin]

Do I have one? Well, you know, you get the fangoria going in the tiny apartment and it's not a hard sell to say this isn't working out. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nick Griffin is our guest comedian and he will be once again comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky, starting Thursday evening and then once again, Boise, Idaho in late April and early May for some great live standup comedy. I know you're a baseball fan. Do you get a chance to watch many games?

[Nick Griffin]

Well, you know, I'm in the comedy clubs all the time, so they always have the game on. And I, I used to be a huge NFL fan and I still am, but baseball has a certain comfort to it that I, I've really grown to, to like a lot. And I'm, you know, I'm originally from Kansas City and the Royals are always pretty average and I think they, you know, they might be a little, a little better this year. So that's going to be fun for me. You know, I, I'm playing all over the country and I'll at least be able to see some games, so that'll be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a news story earlier this morning. Are you familiar with the 999 phenomenon?

[Nick Griffin]

I am not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I wasn't familiar with it either until I read about it this morning. Willie, do you want to outline it for Nick?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's when you go to the ballpark, you have nine beers, nine hot dogs during the nine inch. Yeah, so it's one beer and one hot dog per inning.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's actually been endorsed by our friend Joey Chestnut, the competitive eater. And apparently it's been approved by major league baseball. But there is a caveat. The hot dogs apparently are half size and the beers are so called flights of beer. So it would appear they're miniature. But still nine beers. I think you've got to buy it for a group. I. Yeah.

[Nick Griffin]

And also a lot of these stadiums don't sell beer into the eighth and ninth inning. You know, a lot of them kind of cut you off at the seventh inning. They just stop serving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have a last call for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You got a plan before they sing Take me out?

[Nick Griffin]

I'm just saying what you got to do is hustle if you want the 999.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but obviously as a non drinker. Now, are you a hot doggy?

[Nick Griffin]

I am a hot dog eater. You know, I'm not very particular about what I eat. I have the. Not to beat a dead horse, but the fangoria of food intake. I just eat whatever's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you don't have any children.

[Nick Griffin]

No, no, I don't. Well, Tommy just are filled with good news for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Positive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Maybe we should hang up. Nick is one of my favorite comedians and he is a very ladies. He's a very handsome man. I'm not. And it's not too late for him to pop out a couple of kids. Oh, Nick. I mean, how old was I when I had mine done?

[Pat Godwin]

60.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you have to 60 something?

[Pat Godwin]

That's so crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was 63.

[Pat Godwin]

You were there too.

[Bob Kevoian]

You should know that, man, that math was not never my strong point. Once again, go see Nick if you get a chance. Comedy off Broadway starting Thursday night in Lexington, Kentucky. Nick, it's always a great pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Best of luck with the tour. And if you get a chance, stop on by. I promise.

[Nick Griffin]

Thank you so much for letting me say hi and I love you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there'll be no.

[Tom Griswold]

And they'll be positive.

[Bob Kevoian]

There'll be no negativity, right?

[Nick Griffin]

None.

[Tom Griswold]

None.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess it'll be a sick day for me. All right, Nick, Thanks. Thanks.

[Nick Griffin]

See you next time.

[Tom Griswold]

Bye, Nick. Safe travels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, his. He's. What did he like 11 Letterman shows? Yeah, I think it is. But yeah, he had the one the one nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

We all had a nightmare.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we've all had it.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You forget where you are, like, but

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you're set just right in the middle of it, he just stopped talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Have that happened to you, Jeff on stage?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There are tricks. There are.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is your trick?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I. Sometimes my trick is no trick at all. I just go, you know what? I do not remember what I wanted to tell you guys. And then that kind of gets a laugh. And then depending on. Yeah. And it might take me a little bit to get to what I wanted to say.

[Pat Godwin]

Give it up for the other comics. Give it up for the servers.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I don't resort to those.

[Pat Godwin]

If you get to the troops, then you forgot the whole act if you're saying that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it happens here all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Recently, I think I said to Christy, hey, what's coming up Thursday? That as I was desperately trying to find something over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do it to me every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thanks. That's what you're here for. The. I saw one of the great comics of all. One of the great standup comics was John Fox and I one evening. And I can get this verified. Fox was introduced and I'd already. I. He was doing three shows that night. It was a Saturday, and for whatever reason, I was there for the last show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he had been at the bar for quite some time, and the crowd was really primed because he was so great. And he got up there, but they play the music and the music stops. And he's standing there at the microphone and there's silence. And after. After a minute. Minute, someone screams out two firemen. And he starts and he goes. And then about 10 minutes later, someone shouts out, you already did that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, it was rough. Were you at that show?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know if it was that show, but I bet I opened for him when someone. When he told the same joke three times and one show, but well told, though he still did better than I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was never anyone that could tell a street joke better than.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he was better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better than Fox. Now coming up, Christy Lee, can you give me the teaser?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have some only fans news. We have Kim Chi in a very interesting use. And honeybees. You know, I have this new thing where I'm making bee baths. Have you heard?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, say it again, please.

[Tom Griswold]

A bee bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bee bath.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a bird bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

For bees. Oh, because bees. We need to save our bees, you guys. And they get thirsty in the summer so you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I have a dyi.

[Tom Griswold]

Your own bird.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm leaving out Gatorade for the bees.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, how they didn't go extinct before you were born, I will never know.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bee fountain, maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a bee bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bee bath. I have a I from. I have a letter from a listener I wasn't going to read. I thought it was too boring. It's about. But it's about bird baths.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love my bird bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I. I'll. I'll read it to you. That. That's coming up over the weekend. You'll be proud of me. I bought some Tupelo honey.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would I be proud of you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I went out of my way to buy a special type of honey. Are you. Tupelo honey, of course, is a great record album.

[Tom Griswold]

That's honey from Mississippi, though It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a friend of mine mind. We did a honey tasting, which sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

The honey tasting. Were you dragged you to a honey tasting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you wearing your Lululemons?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's hard being sophisticated among you animals. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Honey tasting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you should be buying honey your neighbors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tupelo honey is a special. It's. It is delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to buy local honey?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, I felt like getting rid of $40 the hard way. Speaking of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I've always hated going to the mailbox and you open it up and it's a bunch of bills. No one writes letters anymore. But when you get those bills, if you have a credit card and you've got a heavy balance, you've been kind of letting slide every month, if you read the fine print, it can get to the point where all you're doing is paying off the interest. Because the laws in this country allow credit card companies to charge sometimes upwards of 20% interest on that money that you're, I guess, technically borrowing to buy all that stuff. So if you've got yourself underwater, as they say, this might be a good solution for you. There are a lot of tricks out there. This one isn't a trick. This involves taking advantage of what's been going on in the economy. If you own your house, it may well be worth a lot more than it was when you. When you bought it. Depending on your timing, the average house in the United States in many cases is up 45, 50% just in the last several years. So what am I talking about? You don't have to sell your house, but if you do a refi, you may be able to take that money and apply it to the credit cards, get rid of the heavy debt and then move forward. The folks at American Financing sent me some numbers. Here, let me look at this. The average savings they're able to come up with right now, just on average about 800 bucks a month. Also, they've got a special thing going on. They've had this going for the last couple weeks. They may be able to delay two mortgage payments for a couple of months. So that could be fairly interesting. If this is a situation you think you might be in, why don't you call them up, see if this would work for you. It's American Financing. You can give them a ring. Like I said. 866-889-2611. It's probably easier to remember. Remember American financing.net log on, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. By the way, that would help us. It's americanfinancing.net bobandtom and perhaps you can take advantage of the fact that your house is worth more than it was and maybe you can get rid of that credit card debt and start moving forward. Get your head above water, as they say. Once again, that's americanfinancing.net NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. Credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom

[Chick McGee]

hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com

[Josh Arnold]

hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you for being here with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. He caught his first fish of the year a couple days ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, baby. I'm on the board.

[Tom Griswold]

How big? How big?

[Pat Godwin]

Big.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was. It was 1.92.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good job.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie g. @the originsouls.com sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Good to see you. Glad to have you back. Once again, Josh is currently wrestling with his gastronomical. Is that what I'm looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gastro problems?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some diverticulitis.

[Jeff Oskay]

So did you get that, like, from a toilet seat? How do you, how do you get.

[Josh Arnold]

I did. Dude.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I knew it. I knew when I went into that Tijuana truck stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't. Don't lick this one. Yeah, well. But you're doing just fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Getting better. It's, it's, It's a long road, but good. Everything's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, let's see. We. Oh, I know. We have to do history effort.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, if we get our theme music here

[Josh Arnold]

brought to you by the Bristol Stool scale. Google it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll never forget that as long as I live.

[Bob Kevoian]

We learned that earlier on the show today. The Bristol scale of bowel issues. Yeah, you look it up on your own. I don't want to hear about it. Now, Pat, this first one, you'll be appreciative of this.

[Pat Godwin]

All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Your father. Your father. No. Oh, your father was a theater professor. Professor of theater. Her or a cape. And Saturday nights.

[Josh Arnold]

As a capist. Well, wait, there's got to be a better one.

[Pat Godwin]

Caper. No, that'd be bad.

[Nick Griffin]

Bagel.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be bad. Especially if you're. If you're a talking dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Ruh.

[Josh Arnold]

Row.

[Bob Kevoian]

See the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

What was your question?

[Bob Kevoian]

What was your query? Don't say query. 1955, Tennessee Williams. Cat on a Hot Tin Roll Roof opened in New York City.

[Nick Griffin]

Indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Daddy to big reviews.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to see it. I was disappointed. I was hoping there'd be, like, a talking cat or something. Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I can see your high house from here.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one that goes Stella?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's Streetcar. That's Streetcar Named Desire. Say, talking cat and the cat. The whole performance went.

[Josh Arnold]

Ow.

[Pat Godwin]

Ow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although I, I. It's not my cup of tea, but I'd rather sit through that than Cats. Although, you know something? Maybe I wouldn't. Never mind. Let's see. Also on this date in history. Let's see, this is. Oh, Led Zeppelin released Houses of the Holy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, got butts on the front of

[Josh Arnold]

it in the window. Is that what you're talking about? There's like, a lady with sticks.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a mountain of butts. It's like a pyramid, and people are climbing up it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I can't remember. I can never. They're. I can never remember which album is which.

[Josh Arnold]

Houses of Holy. I'm picturing a. A bunch of windows. But you're right. No, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's the other one.

[Tom Griswold]

I never got these Con. They always confused.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Titles didn't match the one guy's carrying hay or Something.

[Tom Griswold]

After watching the documentary, I understand why they did it. But, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

As someone who doesn't listen to a lot of Led Zeppelin. But I like Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin. Trying to find the Led Zeppelin song that I like is just an impossibility.

[Pat Godwin]

It's usually Black Dog. Yes, it's usually Black Dog. The rest of the stuff they're singing about hobbits or whatever, they get very weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie, you are absolutely right. It is the butts.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me see the women on the rocks.

[Josh Arnold]

It's either one woman over time. Actually, they might be children.

[Bob Kevoian]

They aged out of Jimmy Page's sphere.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I didn't. Oh, gosh. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. I. But yeah, sometimes the songs don't make

[Jeff Oskay]

crawling up to Epstein Island.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, we got a gig. Okay. Oh, here we go. Birthdays. Let's do birthday. These are always happy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

1874. Harry Houdini famously came out of his mother's womb. Womb. And you know, came out the usual Ray. And immediately. Exactly. Immediately said the Great Escape. That was not his name at birth.

[Tom Griswold]

What was?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't say here.

[Tom Griswold]

Harry. Just Harry.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a foreign name?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was like Schwarz or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Schwartz. I I Schwartz. Yeah. No, but Famously died when some idiot fan punched him in the belly without. Because he. He could prepare himself for that and you could punch him. But he had to be ready, apparently. Now. Oh, here's a good one. Do you know who this is? Pat Godwin, born in 1909. Clyde Barrow.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

The lawyer. Famous lawyer. No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

He invented the wheelbarrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bonnie. And you're thinking of Clarence Darrow. I was indeed. And now made a fool. They're close. One begins with a C. They both rhyme with arrow. I can see why you'd make that error. I certainly would. My. Myself, born in 1930. Steve McQueen. Very cool guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Was he in Bullet?

[Josh Arnold]

He isn't Bullet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bullet. And he's famous. He's Lightning McQueen's brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the Cars movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Big fan of his work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Kachow and such. Doing cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was like, one of the coolest guys ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's his pictures on the COVID of Leotril.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Makes one apricot mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, this is. You'll know this one. Christy. Mary Berry.

[Tom Griswold]

Mary Berry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know her. She's on the. That British show where they make the desserts. The Great British Baking Show. I said almost every word of the

[Josh Arnold]

thing that it was.

[Pat Godwin]

That really stunk. I really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that show. I don't know there's something hypnotic about that show. Show. The.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never watched an episode.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I remember the first time I ever watched that. I watched like three in a row. They've got a really great cast of judges and it takes place in a. A tent state in England. And there's that one weird comedian that has the really goofy. Just this bizarre.

[Pat Godwin]

Got kind of a David Bowie androgynous thing going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And he's just this complete weirdo. Then there's the one guy with the deep blue eyes. And Mary Berry Paul Hollywood. Yeah, that's right. But yeah, Mary Berry's famous for her Victoria sponge cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the Victoria sponge. Sounds like a birth control device.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, shove it in and then have at it. Watching me vigorously.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. Let's see. Josh, you'll know this one. So I'll. You give it to. I'll give it to Mr. Oskay. R. Lee. Earn me

[Jeff Oskay]

Ermie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Did you ever see Full Metal Jacket?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that the drill instructor?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and he was a legit.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was an. He actually was a. Before an actor he was a drill instructor. Yeah. And oh, friend of the show. Sadly gone. Louie Anderson born in this date in 1953. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

I miss you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was such a nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just such a grand. So funny. My. If you ever get a chance Google his first appearance on Carson.

[Josh Arnold]

He's brilliant.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, it's. I mean just one of those guys unlike anybody else. And lastly, happy birthday to the Undertaker. Yeah. You know his real name, the Undertaker? No, he's got a really cool. His real name is Mark Calloway. Calloway. Doesn't he sound like he should be? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark Calloway Production.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they the new president of the club, Mark Callaway.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got some great walk up music. He lets everybody know when he's coming out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah. Wrestlers. That is the best. Yeah. One note and the crowd goes berserk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Great walk up music. Oh, we got it. We got to mention our friend, the great Peyton Manning. Happy birthday, Pete.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

I love you so much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we all do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greatest miss you.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never met him. He refuses to meet. Meet me.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was going to come in just recently and I said Josh is here. I'm not coming in. Coming up we have Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have microplastics in a fun way in the news. Meteorites and another. Another claw machine story. But this time it's not A kid stuck in it. It's a story that I don't want my kids to hear, okay? Because they'll want to go there. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll tell you all about them.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay, Willie G. theorangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold. We sure are appreciative of you being with us.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's Tom, our bird lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Christy lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Just spent $135 on bird seed at Tractor Supply and Wild Birds Unlimited.

[Josh Arnold]

How long will that last?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, what does that yield in bird poop?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Tom, they don't just stand there and poop. They poop all over.

[Bob Kevoian]

All over your. All over your porch?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually. No, because they're. The bird feeders are away from the house. They're not right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I made the mistake once of putting a bird feeder on my deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, That's a bad idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got some poop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It was a festival of poop. What's it called? The Scoville Scale. What's the scale again? The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the Bristol stool scale.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bristol Stool scale, of course. Yeah. We learned about that earlier this morning. Lucky you. If you weren't here for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and if you are a birder, hummingbird feeders need to start coming out soon because they're migrating. They're close.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't live here year round around.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, I had no idea. Got a letter here. This comes to us from Pamela. My son said I couldn't think of the word bird feeder. I was talking to my son and he said, you know the bird station watering hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Great. That's all it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean the bird bath?

[Tom Griswold]

I love watching bluebirds take a bath. They're so cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do any of them shower?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they do just. Well, they shower when they put the water above their wings and it goes over their head. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cooling off. They're just cooling off or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're cleaning. They're cleaning, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, we'll go from birds to, quite literally to bees. I did not know about this. This is a little bit of real science. I. I thought maybe you'd appreciate this.

[Tom Griswold]

A new study out there reports honeybees dance better for bigger audience. Really? The precision of their so called waggle dance fluctuates weights depending on audience size and who's in attendance. They do shake their butt. Have you ever seen it? It's very cute.

[Jeff Oskay]

The tupelo. Honeybees shake even bigger butts.

[Bob Kevoian]

They dig Van Morrison.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Scientists have in recent years carefully deciphered details of the dance, an advanced form of social communication in the animal kingdom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you aware of the. The bees dancing?

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I was aware of the bees dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd seen it on a special too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have like little. They're little butts shake. It's so cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they do it while they're eating or while they're flying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Both.

[Josh Arnold]

I just saw it when they were on flowers, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's a mating ritual.

[Pat Godwin]

Never seen it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And just like. Just like white people, they dance better when they're buzzed. Now if you're wondering, can wasps dance? If you've ever been to a wedding, not until. Not until they've had about three drinks.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, turn on Sweet Caroline.

[Nick Griffin]

They're moving.

[Pat Godwin]

Moving. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a story where bees can recognize faces.

[Josh Arnold]

A human or their own?

[Tom Griswold]

A human face. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. One recognized mine once.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I was about 30ft up on a giant ladder painting over a beautiful red brick porch, holding a can of paint in one hand, kind of gripping the ladder with a paintbrush in the other, and I got stung right in the cheek. I did not drop the paint.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice for you. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I came real close. That would have been a very bad place to drop. I should have had a drop cloth down. But nevertheless, I was not aware that they could recognize face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they can recognize. Bees are amazing. I have. This is. We were talking off the air about what our Instagram show us. I follow this lady who takes hives beehives out of people's homes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's incredible, isn't it, Jeff?

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen that.

[Nick Griffin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God. They found that one in that shipwreck. That model. There was like a model ship. Ship that was on this guy's porch or whatever and it was full of bees. It was. It's just incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had the one. The guy. The guy there was this weird buzzing. He thought he had tinnitus and it turned out that he had like an acre of bees in the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She gets all those out. And how she finds a queen bee Is amazing to me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

All those beers.

[Tom Griswold]

Fascinating.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, you were saying you have a bee back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You can make a bee bath. You take just a regular clay pot.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn it upside down and take the tray part, you know, the little part that put it on top, fill it with some marbles or a copper disc so it keeps the water from getting algae in it. Put some marbles and some water in there and sit it outside in your garden. And the bees will take a little drink.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can they not use the bird bath? Is there no bees allowed hanging on the bird bath?

[Tom Griswold]

They will use a bird bath, but it's hard for them to get down in. In there sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the bird poop tends to spoil the. Spoil the flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

The birds don't really poop in the bath either.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they really don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Yeah, they know better.

[Pat Godwin]

Ruins bath time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do bees eat their own honey?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think about.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, put it out with a. Are they just making that sweet stuff for us? Is that just a nice thing they do for us?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'm not a beekeeper.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I don't know how it works. I don't get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't get how they help.

[Josh Arnold]

All of us have learned this at some point.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody must have figured it out by now, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you want me to get a beekeeper on the ear? There's one right around the corner.

[Pat Godwin]

An apist. Apist, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if my HOA will allow that. They won't allow me chickens. They had the chicks out at tractor supply yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I bought 17.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're so cute.

[Jeff Oskay]

I walked out with 17. I didn't pay for a single one of them. Luckily, Mabel at the front desk isn't checking pockets.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted one so badly. And Andy goes, we can't have them, the hoa.

[Josh Arnold]

But I love them. Let me have them in the air fryer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're our chicken guys. Oscar, I know you had chickens.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. How long did you have the chickens?

[Jeff Oskay]

A couple years. We ended up giving away the last four to someone else who wanted to take on a huge money making project.

[Tom Griswold]

How much money did you make over the years?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I don't know if you know this, Christy, when you do the. The chickens, you have to build a coop, right? You have to buy heaters, you have to buy feeders, you got to get layups, you got to get timers somehow. I was right around $11,000 for my free backyard chickens.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a couple dozen eggs?

[Jeff Oskay]

I got my eggs down to $427 a dozen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's pretty good. Pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good turnaround. I see. I see now. Oh, we have. We have to take a short break here. Coming up, what have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a story about a woman who misused an Airbnb. Let's use. Let's put it at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's great. A good warning. A good warning if you're thinking of renting your place out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sad only fan story, unfortunately. But a sweet kitty story.

[Bob Kevoian]

A kitty story, that is. We do have a very sweet kitty story story, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

It is sweet. A Hyundai Getaway sales event deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

The seamless segues of this program.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You can get a great deal right now on some of the most popular Hyundai models, including an SUV like the Santa Fe or the Hyundai Santa Fe Hybrid or the Tucson or of course, my favorite. I missed my car so much, the Tucson hybrid. Plus, don't forget the Elantra. It's beautiful, bold, stylish sedan and loaded with the latest in all the great gear. And if you want to go all electric, some people are thinking that right now, Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9. And I was just reading an article the other day about how safe the Hyundai models really are. So they're in the top 25 of the safest SUVs out there. So keep that in mind, get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with the deal you'll love during the Hyundai Getaway sales event event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for details. That's HyundaiUSA.com thanks very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're our Hyundai girl.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, coming up, as we said, we got a sweet kitty story and a not so happy story about something else, but then a great claw machine story. This time it's not a kid stuck in a claw machine. No, but it's. It's just as weird and funny. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Jeff Oskay.

[Nick Griffin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

At the Originsouls.com sports desk, it's Willie G. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. You must be really cold. Ace is asking if I'm very cold because I, I did put my coat on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So I, It's, I'm sure it's just the sepsis. There's. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean the plague? You've got a hoodie on. Are you freezing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, freezing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this part of, of your issue with this doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't. Well, it's either an onset of the chills or it's just I'm. For whatever reason it's cold in here or I, you know, I also have not had food.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. So you have no body fat left to keep you warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no. That. I appreciate that. But

[Bob Kevoian]

now I thought we do a quick review of all these pieces of paper sitting on my desk here. Ready?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are just people doing things out there in the world perhaps of comedy. Okay, we'll start. Oh, here we go. Here's a good one. Greg Warren.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Saturday, April 11th at the. Is it Galois? Yes, the Galois Theater in Springfield, Missouri. Missouri. This is the town that Greg Warren was born in, so you can check him out there in person. That'll be great. He's also the announcer on the Greatest Average American Wednesdays on abc.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he is.

[Pat Godwin]

He cannot prove that he was born there. I'm pretty sure he was actually born in Kenya. But we'll see, we'll see who checks out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, You're a birther.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nick Griffin, comedy off Broadway this weekend starting Thursday night. We talked to Nick earlier, Willie G. Thursday at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago and then Friday at this Starved Rock Lodge in Oglesby, Illinois.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. In between Chicago and Peoria, sort of central Illinois area between Rockford and Champaign. Come on out. Come hang.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys, we're covering Illinois big time because we got little Timmy Kavanaugh Friday and Saturday this weekend at Mason City Limits. That's one of your favorite clubs, right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Love it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, this is interesting. Opening for Tim Cavanaugh, Johnny Kavanaugh, Awe.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a good guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spelled with a K, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so they're not related?

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

At first I thought he was working with someone he was related to and I was like, that's always a nightmare.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, let's see now. Oh, Haywood Banks, the Columbus Funny Bone this Thursday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Columbus, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, thank you for clarifying. Got a really nice letter about Haywood's appearances over the weekend. Good. I did 90 minute show, lots of stuff. And Jim Brewer Thursday night in Saginaw at the Vault and lots of other shows coming up for Jim. So I just wanted to get that. Oh, one more thing. It's going to be Jeff, Oscar, Costakia, Khanomopoulos, and somebody else this Saturday night at the Ritz Theater in Tiffin, Ohio. I don't want to. I don't want to commit to that. But Mr. Oski, for sure, you're there.

[Josh Arnold]

I will definitely be there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And Kostaki as well, who's.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. So there we go. We covered a lot of ground there now. Now back to the news desk with Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

OnlyFans owner Leonard Radvinsky has passed away of cancer at the age of 43. Mr. Ravinski created the website called My Free Cams, which was a pioneer in letting people pay for explicit content online. He acquired Phoenix International Limited, the company that owns and operates OnlyFans in 2018. Served as a director, majority shareholder, became a billionaire. Pretty much changed pornography in a way. A lot of people.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're asking all his male clients to remain. Well, to keep their erections at half. Staff today. And ladies, in lieu of flowers, just send beaver shots.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if this lady's on Only Fans, but it sure seems like it. A woman in Florida facing charges after she allegedly urinated on furniture at two Airbnb homes while filming adult content. According to the arrest report, the 31 year old soiled furniture in the homes in downtown Pensacola, leading to thousands of dollars worth of property damage. The list of items, yes. Now, you would think it would just be a couch or a chair, right? Oh, no, let's see. A typewriter, coffee maker, toaster, television, record player, bedding, and an antique chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're all people, huh? Do you set up a, like a tripod or do you have to have a buddy come over and film?

[Tom Griswold]

Either way, like a director.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I said it's a typewriter. Let's give that a. Give that a quick cleansing. Gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

Did someone request that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that how that works?

[Josh Arnold]

Or she just knows. Hey, these guys are going to want to see me pee on whatever I can.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you got to get specific. You got to go to like garage sales and pick up up random stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says she bills herself as, I'm quoting here, the PE Queen of Fansley.

[Pat Godwin]

Fansley?

[Tom Griswold]

What's Fansley?

[Pat Godwin]

It's like an Only Fans competitor that I know nothing about. What were you saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it says it's Fansley is another version of Only Fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never checked out Fansly.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the exact same thing I got. It's Coke and Pepsi.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We're hanging out.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're good. But she's deliberately peeing on stuff in someone else's house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't want to stink up your own place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think. Say someone. Pat. Went to your apartment and they peed all over it. I would know and they'd be in trouble. But you. I'm saying you might recognize your. We've had a news story about a porno being shot at somebody's house, and then they recognize. Oh, right. Yeah. They see their family photo. Photos in the corner of, you know, they. They went to watch All Hands on Dick, and all of a sudden there's a.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Their family shot him.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great scene that. In that exact scenario almost in Emily on Paris's current season, that is just shocking. It's like, really? Yeah. The woman goes, oh, that looks just like the bathroom wallpaper I have. Ah, yeah, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I have no idea what that show's about. I thought that show was about a girl that played chess, but I guess they're doing that in that show Emily in Paris. Yeah, I have no clue what that

[Tom Griswold]

show's about that moves from Chicago to Paris.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the journalism. Is that the one? Isn't that the one that stars Phil Collins? Daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Lily Collins? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have. Can you get the rim shot ready for this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me a second. Okay, go ahead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently, it wasn't the girl's fault.

[Josh Arnold]

She.

[Jeff Oskay]

She thought she had rented from an air pnp.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not good enough for. Failed to mention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now again, this lady is peeing all over things. But what was the list like typewriters

[Tom Griswold]

and furniture copycakers and toasters. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deliberately peeing on them, but filming it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wish she would have electric.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's on. It's on fansly. It says.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hear her streaming numbers are great. That is just really disgusting. But I wonder if Willy's right. I mean, I wonder if people write her letters.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet you can even request what she drinks. Yeah, I bet you can say, absolutely. I want you to have a Gatorade, zero glacier ice flavor and two Sprite zeros.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's where all the money is. The customs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it true that you pee green if you drink that green beer on St. Patrick's Day? Is that a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't drink.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. But you know, if I'm willing to experiment if you need me to, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know if you drink a bunch of Welch's Great pop. You poop green.

[Josh Arnold]

The re. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

If you drink enough.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to go all the way

[Jeff Oskay]

to med check to find that out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Drink enough champagne. It bubbles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was the thing? There was a thing a few years ago. I want to say it. And I think it was Burger King where they had. They had black. They had black hamburger buns. And it yielded a stool that was some weird color that was green.

[Pat Godwin]

Also, the Monster Whopper, I believe was promotional for the show Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right. Correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. And. But it didn't yield a Monster Whopper per se.

[Josh Arnold]

It may have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But didn't they have to warn people that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we may change your color of your.

[Bob Kevoian]

But did it look like it was bleeding or something?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it looked green. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like a neon. Like electric.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like green.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Oh, that's right. Yeah. That. Because I remember the neon aspect of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man, that'll happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's. That's fairly. Fairly humorous.

[Tom Griswold]

An amusement center in China is under fire for using live hamsters and other animals inside their claw machines.

[Pat Godwin]

Got no problem with this.

[Josh Arnold]

And the claw machine is funny but

[Jeff Oskay]

out of the way of Richard Gere

[Tom Griswold]

video captured inside the venue show hamsters cowering. Cowering in the corner of the machine. Of course, you're not even in little like hamster balls. You have to like.

[Josh Arnold]

And then these things. The claw comes down and it can just wriggle out. You'll never catch me.

[Tom Griswold]

No. The South China Morning Post reports. Following the online controversy, the shop removed the hamster claw machine and replaced it with several features fish and turtle scooping machines. Okay, that's horrific.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hear me out. Take the lobster tank. Put a crane on top of it at the seafood restaurant. Now I'm getting the live lobster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it might help sales.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I would do that every time. And do I not get a lobster on my first try? I have to keep paying to try again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll do that every time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you pay till you win. I mean, you claw till you win.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hate to claw til you win.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a lobster.

[Tom Griswold]

But you might get a small lobster or you might get a big.

[Pat Godwin]

How was your day? Super expensive. She sucked at the claw machine. $500.

[Bob Kevoian]

We usually get the story of the kid stuck in the claw machine. We just had another one a couple of weeks ago. So this is a interesting variation, but it's hard enough to get a. A stationary stuffed animal on those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I watched that over the weekend, a guy did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boom, he got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Got an owl for my nephew Sterling. It was. Was glorious. He was great at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't those things rigged?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I mean, you just got to know. Apparently there is a secret to it.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a trick to it. You got to have your buddy line up on the side. And then you want to make sure the claw is actually moving while it goes. You gotta. You gotta sort of hit it to the right. Then you push the button. Then as it sways, it can grab something on the other side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, but usually, you know, you spend like $80 to win a three dollar. Yeah, whatever. Stuffed animal. But a hamster on a claw machine?

[Tom Griswold]

That is terrible. Yeah, like squish it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you need something bigger, like a guinea pig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the weight wouldn't fall down because the claw wouldn't be able to hold it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it sounds like one of those old southern sayings. I was scared as a hamster in a claw machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Madder than a winner hen when I couldn't get one.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do hands get. Well, never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you lived in South Korea, Josh. Yeah, they do that with puppies, right? You pick one out and eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You can kind of get the. Whatever the claw machine grabs, it gets

[Bob Kevoian]

a Dalmatian, you get a spotted turd.

[Josh Arnold]

Spotted turd.

[Pat Godwin]

That was kind of a nice little bow. And it did relate back to what we were talking about earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried. You dare defend that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna say. I was gonna say I didn't care for it, but well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities in California helped rescue three kittens that were found in a car engine. The Los Angeles Palmdale Animal Care center said a member of the public came in because they heard meowing coming from under the hood of their car. Officers were called in and were able to pull each kitten out of the engine unharmed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell you what, this engine purge like, oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

But they were a little dirty. The kittens have been placed in a foster home while they recover from their bumpy ride.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope they give them all little car names. Hi, little bronco. Hi, little Mustang.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's sweet. Where was this?

[Tom Griswold]

In Palmdale, California. Great aunt used to live there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's where Afroman smokes weed in that song. Oh, yeah, he was in West Palmdale. Now we know. Guys, Guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what. What names would you give them? Car names. Like.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Bronco or Mustang or Ultima.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about. You could. You could do. You could do piston diesel. Then for the youngest hybrid.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's more recent. You see, Christy is driving hybrid. Very good. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists have identified a probiotic derived from kimchi that can help the body.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Loop out microplastics.

[Josh Arnold]

What? No kidding?

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you recycle those?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they make them into straws.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want you help me here. Kimchi, that's that really stinky cabbage stuff that you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fermented spiced cabbage, like you bury it in your backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how they. Yeah. Some still traditionally make it like that way. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In lab tests and studies on mice, the bacteria appear to grab onto microplastic microscopic plastics in the gut and carry them out of the body through waste.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're not going to believe this. I just crapped a credit card. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to this Korean barbecue place and I crapped out a Lego set.

[Tom Griswold]

Researchers said it could be a simple, natural way to help reduce the buildup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to turn your butt into a 3D printer? That would actually be a really great.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, but scientists. These are the guys that put the microplastics in everything. We're gonna let them take care of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. Who gave Greta the microphone?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly, I don't even know where I stand on this one. I just really got some time to fill, so we can figure this out if you want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like kimchi, love?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It was a bit of an acquired taste, though.

[Pat Godwin]

It's too funky for me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do they serve it with? Don't they serve it in the state Dates at some places?

[Tom Griswold]

I know I've had bimbop or whatever that place is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bibimbap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You can get kimchi fried rice somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get it at the grocery store now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Bottle? Yeah, that's where I get mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so you're a big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you probably are the least plastic of all of us that made that. Fuck. That's kind of on the nose. One look at you. You look like you're. What?

[Josh Arnold]

It's really good for you. What do I look like a criminal?

[Pat Godwin]

He's gonna say. Or a homeless criminal?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna say.

[Jeff Oskay]

Say it to my face.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say earthy.

[Jeff Oskay]

You look.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look like you belong to the earth.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whereas I look like I belong in a very high chair looking down

[Tom Griswold]

an urban North Carolina arboretum. Is that how you said that? Arboretum is having people come in and bathe in nature to wash away stress?

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arboretum is like a wooded area.

[Tom Griswold]

Arboretum. Yeah. Yeah. This is apparently happening on Sunday mornings in Raleigh at the J.C. ralston Arboretum and led by a certified forest therapy guide. Jingling a brass bell, she calls her a dozen or so charges together for meditation, breathing exercises, and communing with nature.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't, you don't care for this, Jeff, it's called going to a park. Taking a walk in a park.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just go to a park, dude. Like, it's not that.

[Nick Griffin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

How I haven't dated this chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The nature bath has been known to reduce stress, improve mood, lower blood pressure, and boost your immune system.

[Pat Godwin]

This does sound like a very dumb thing. That if I, if someone made me do this, I would absolutely enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Pat Godwin]

100%.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you get there and it's like, oh, this is so relaxing.

[Bob Kevoian]

So how does it differ from just going and walking around in the woods?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's. There's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a guide with bells.

[Josh Arnold]

Guided. Yeah, A lot of people like guided meditation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got some irritating guy going. Okay, breathe.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they don't find them irritating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, I'm supposed to breathe. I was just going to stand here and hold my breath. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not for you.

[Pat Godwin]

How are you going to be cynical about relaxation?

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm redoing.

[Tom Griswold]

Never relaxes.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I, I, I saw him. I saw him relaxed. One time he sat in a chair. We were in Colorado. It was nuts. He sat in a chair. He made a big noise when he got in there, and then he just stayed there for about an hour and a half. It was crazy. You guys, truly, this is the only time I'm not, like, trying to be

[Bob Kevoian]

funny right now, just sitting there. It was nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You should do that every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I ended up going on and buying a bunch of stuff on ebay, so it's really relaxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were on your phone the

[Pat Godwin]

whole time you're buying vintage ski jacks?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was looking through more ski jackets.

[Jeff Oskay]

I only need one more in. My family's got a whole set.

[Josh Arnold]

I got two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh and Ace, the only two guys know that don't have one. I'll keep looking for you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a meteor that hit a house or near a house in Houston.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll talk about that. We had the one in Cleveland just a few days ago.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Now this meteor goes through the roof and in juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a meteor season?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out about that. That when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk. Hello, Matt Godwin's there. Hey, Jeff, Oskar's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

As is Willie [e-mail] sports desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby across the way. Hey Josh. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Josh, a couple quick things. Your bracket busted, of course. Yeah, by now. Well, Orange Insouls was glad that you entered the contest but they say hey look, it's not over yet. What we're gonna do is how about giving away a 4K TV details on this delightful television from Orange and Souls by going to bobandtom.com contest also also on our website we have our pop up store is currently popping and check it out, we've got some cool stuff including a nice set of charity shirts that are out there to benefit a great little charity called Brave Gowns. They sew little superhero capes and suits for kids in the hospital. Now Christy Lee remains at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

A meteorite crashed through the roof of a home near Houston, Texas over the weekend. KHOU TV reports the space rock tore through the roof of a two story house, hit the floor in a bedroom where it ricocheted and struck another part of the ceiling. Chief Fred Winsich of the Ponderosa Fire

[Bob Kevoian]

Department and makes hell of a stake

[Tom Griswold]

said no one was injured during the incident. The home's resident Sherry James has created a GoFundMe page though to help pay for repairs for her roof, floor and ceiling. What? No homeowners insurance? Come on LA NASA said the bright

[Pat Godwin]

Christy a meteorite already. God already hit her and now you have to enter.

[Bob Kevoian]

We talked about this last week and

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't we find out it would cover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, typically your homeowner's insurance will cover meteorite damage, so you may be right.

[Tom Griswold]

NASA said the bright fireball in the sky became visible 49 miles above Stagecoach. I must be in Texas. Traveled southeast at 35.

[Bob Kevoian]

So wait a minute. This story's got meteorites Stagecoach and the Ponderosa?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

This sounds like one of those weird sci fi movies where the aliens invade the old West.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It traveled southeast 35,000 miles per hour before it broke apart 29 miles above Bamal. The meteor, which is estimated to weigh about a ton and to have a diameter of three feet, created a pressure wave that caused booms heard by some in the area.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it wasn't. So it probably wasn't that big when it hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and there's a lot of video. There was the one near in northeast eastern Ohio last week and there's a bunch of videos of that as well. So it's pretty cool. Pretty interesting stuff. Now, Patty G, you've got your guitar out. Are we gonna get A little tune, finally. Well, a meteorite is in the news.

[Pat Godwin]

That means last week, Ohio, this week, Texas. A fireball, fire falling from the sky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. Meteorite. Houston, Houston, Houston, we have a problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a piece of Mars just flying by?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, it's a meteorite. The stars at night are big and

[Josh Arnold]

bright Deep in the heart of Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, it's a meteorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Matthew McConaughey is a proud Texan.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says. All right, all right,

[Josh Arnold]

All right, we're done now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. I got another story that I will say right out front. The story is that the story is not true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had one of these. One. We had one a couple weeks ago that had been circulating on the Internet about. About a trapeze artist. Remember this? That allegedly had a gastro problem. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, all over the audience.

[Bob Kevoian]

Squirted the audience with his diarrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you weren't here for that, thankfully.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we only did the story to say that this is. Is not real. If you encounter this, don't waste your time. Same thing on this one. And I. This one is so dumb. I don't know how anybody could believe it. It's a viral story. Story. The story states a Florida man was kidnapped by dolphins. You see this thing, the essence of the story. It said the man was found sunburned and disoriented. He told sheriff's deputies he had been taken against his will by a pod of dolphins that forced him to work on underwater construction projects for three days.

[Pat Godwin]

It was really tough. They had a ransom note, and it was just a bunch of magazine cutouts of the letter E. It was brutal for the family to receive. I mean, how could you imagine. Chilling.

[Josh Arnold]

Although it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was refreshing to read a. A kidnapping story where the guy doesn't just focus on the anal rape. You know, typically those stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't know what the dolphins did. Have you ever.

[Nick Griffin]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He said he was working construction.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, that's the cherry on top

[Josh Arnold]

of the show today.

[Bob Kevoian]

See that. I thought that would be a nice. Unlike the way these stories, usually, that's

[Josh Arnold]

the hardest he's laughed.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually.

[Jeff Oskay]

How awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll talk to you, Pat. As. You know, when you think Pat wants the. The alien abduction, it's always, you know, they did a. They always do something.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. You have to say you. Because you said kidnapping. And that is a different. You have. If the joke is alien abduction, we're in on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The aliens are kidnapping you. They always hear about the anal probe.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, look, the word kidnapping suggests a child was napped, all right?

[Bob Kevoian]

You could kidnap an adult. I didn't know you were so literal in your life. Your lack of flexibility in the way you interpret this gold comedy, is that really upsetting to me? We'll polish it off. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel, the Musers, the podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

So why a podcast? Podcasting's very intimate. That's why I'm shirtless.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

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