The BOB & TOM Show - March 25, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - March 25, 2025: Detailed Summary

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show team, this episode blends comedy, personal anecdotes, listener interactions, and sports discussions, delivering a rich and engaging listening experience.

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1. Humorous Musical Interlude: "I See Your Camel Toe" [01:22]

The episode kicks off with a comedic song performed by Pat Godwin titled "I See Your Camel Toe." The song humorously exaggerates observations of a woman's attire, leading to playful banter among the hosts.

Notable Quote:

Pat Godwin: "I see your poot or cleavage, your monkey, your muffin. You ain't added nothing. You're Gucci, you're flapper..."

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2. Childhood Anecdotes and Embarrassing Moments [04:18]

Christy Lee shares a personal story from her childhood, recounting an embarrassing encounter when her mother accidentally walked into her room, leading to humorous reflections from Josh Arnold and Chick McGee.

Notable Quote:

Christy Lee: "My mom scared me when I was seven... She came into my room, I think, and she had a robe..."

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3. Tipping Culture and Outlandish Reactions [07:20]

The hosts delve into the contentious topic of tipping in America, sparked by a news story about a man illegally dipping his testicles into salsa due to dissatisfaction with a poor tip. This segment explores societal attitudes towards tipping and its implications.

Notable Quote:

Josh Arnold: "This fellow was put in jail on felony charges after dipping his testicle into a container of salsa being delivered to who ordered the food online."

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4. Listener Letters and Personal Stories [13:26]

Listeners contribute letters sharing unique and humorous experiences. Topics range from unconventional nicknames for personal parts to awkward social interactions, fostering a sense of community and shared humor.

Notable Quote:

Sidney: "My boyfriend's name is Logan. He's 36 and I'm 31. I call his junk L train. Gonna hop on the L train."

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5. Sports Segment: Buckingham Palace and Team Spirits [15:09]

Chick McGee leads the sports desk, discussing various sports-related topics, including unconventional team nicknames and the significance of regional sports events. The segment is peppered with playful interactions and light-hearted commentary.

Notable Quote:

Chick McGee: "With all the experience I have in this area, I'll take you home."

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6. Upcoming Events and Community Engagement [34:03]

The hosts announce upcoming events, including appearances at Smoke Justice in Northern Kentucky and celebrations for the Cincinnati Reds' opening day. They emphasize community involvement and promotion of charitable causes through merchandise sales.

Notable Quote:

Josh Arnold: "We'll be donating the money to a great organization at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital that makes gowns for the kids."

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7. Humorous Skits and Improvisation [55:40]

In a spontaneous and comedic exchange, the hosts engage in improvised skits, showcasing their chemistry and knack for humor. This segment highlights their ability to create entertaining content on the fly.

Notable Quote:

Pat Godwin: "I'm a vaginal vagabond. I have to go pee pee."

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8. Pop Culture and News Commentary [82:07]

The show touches on recent pop culture events, such as the release of new movie projects and award-winning performances. The hosts provide their humorous takes and engage in playful debates about current trends.

Notable Quote:

Christy Lee: "Nobody can lick our team."

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9. Closing Remarks and Sponsor Messages [Last 10 Minutes]

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reiterate sponsor messages, including promotions for Factor Meals and Raycon earbuds. They maintain their signature humor while delivering commercial content seamlessly.

Notable Quote:

Christy Lee: "Now, wait a minute. Why can't a Java house open up a branch right here in the building?"

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Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances humor, personal stories, listener engagement, and timely commentary on social issues like tipping culture. The hosts' dynamic interactions and witty exchanges ensure an entertaining and memorable listen for both regulars and new audiences alike.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a beautiful girl and your pants are on so tight when you stand just right I can see it all when you're on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

And your.

[Pat Godwin]

Bikini'S soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down below. I see your camel toe, your biscuit, your cleavage I see your poot or cleavage, your monkey, your muffin. You ain't added nothing. You're Gucci, you're flapper, you're showing off your snapper, your camel toe it looks alright so baby let it show looks like a big taco. I see your camel Merci madame Walali bearded clown. I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe or a tune the casserole baby don't you know I never thought I'd see so much of your anatomy. Your genes are so tight I'm learning gynecology. I see your camel toe, your knuckle, your nookie, ooh I see your cookie, a donut, a bagel down below your navel it's furry, it's fluffy looking kind of puffy, can't kill on toe it looks alright so baby let it show looks like a big taco. I see your camel taco. Merci madame. While I lay bearded clam your biscuits, your beavage I see your pooter cleavage, your monkey, your muffin, you ain't adding nothing. You're Gucci, you're flapper, your chocolate it off your snapper, your kim old toe, it looks all right so maybe let it show looks like a big taco. I see your camel toe.

[Christy Lee]

I've been afraid since I was seven.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My mom scared me when I was seven that's the last time I. Hey, good morning. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever see her naked?

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh, I do think I saw her topless once. I was. I was asleep and yeah, it was an accidental thing. Yeah, that. That wasn't among the list of problems. Hi, everybody. Welcome Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. I was just enjoying some of Pat's what is amazing adventures and true life stories.

[Chick McGee]

Now what?

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold. He was born. Wasn't born with a penis. There's Tom Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

The doctor had to make a decision.

[Christy Lee]

To make a decision.

[Chick McGee]

They do that sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

And I said, you mean to tell me you were born with a nub? And he goes, I don't think they medically called it that, but yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we get back to you seeing your mom naked? So what was the situation?

[Christy Lee]

She came into my room, I think, and she had a, you know, the house coat or robe or whatever and she thought I was asleep and bent.

[Chick McGee]

Over and it was okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was hello boobville.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And nothing bent over.

[Chick McGee]

Boobs are never good looking anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't say that.

[Christy Lee]

It was. It was. It reminded me of Droopy Dog. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I should probably shouldn't have started the show. Now I'm going to get him in one of his moods.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see your mom naked?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How about you and your mom now? Because we all know that you would hang out your mom's bridge party and that brings us to today where you would get really get turned on by an older woman. We all know it.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

And shoes.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom would have these bridge parties.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she would. And you'd crawl around under the table and rub the old lady's feet.

[Josh Arnold]

They'd be in the living room with the card table set up. I would be in the dining room where she would always have shrimp cocktail and roast beef sandwiches that were delicious.

[Christy Lee]

You dip your balls in it. You did, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

In what?

[Christy Lee]

Anything on the, like shrimp cocktail sauce.

[Chick McGee]

The actual shrimp horseradish.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, her shrimp cocktail sauce rivals that of the famed St. Elmo's.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of horseradish.

[Christy Lee]

See, that's just stupid. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Make it so you can eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

I can't feel my face. This is incredible.

[Jeff Oskay]

There is something to be said for make it a little more palatable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wait till you try the cheesecake. We come by and hit you in the head with a Bat boy. It's something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys, I'm just saying, I think you're missing the larger point is one does not dip one's testicles into a hot sauce.

[Christy Lee]

You look like the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Josh, you'll. You'll back me up on this. Ranch dressing, a whole different story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cool and soothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, yes, that is true. Yeah, it could lead to a song.

[Chick McGee]

Ranch dressing does.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, I have a ranch dressing song. And your balls and sauces.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's do the Dip your balls and sauces.

[Christy Lee]

Let's do a two for Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

Catch me off guard here.

[Christy Lee]

Keep talking for Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Salsa things.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this actually. This based on a story from yesterday. We had a story about tipping and dear one, I can't even say there's been a tipping point in tipping in America. People are getting kind of upset.

[Christy Lee]

I think we got a letter today.

[Josh Arnold]

About being asked about being tipped constantly. Now, no matter what you're buying, There was a article in. I think it was either the Wall Street Journal or the New York Times in which a lady had gone to the vet and her dog or cat had had several hundred dollars in surgery. When she went to pay the bill, they flipped the thing around and it asked about a tip. The essence of the article was there are different aspects of tipping people kind of upset about.

[Chick McGee]

But 9 in 10Americans think that tipping has gone out of control. This is a survey from Wallet Hub. 3 and 5 think businesses are replacing employee salaries with customers tips.

[Josh Arnold]

And we also talked about when do you tip and who do you tip? And I, for example, when someone brings food, typically. Now, if it's sort of a doordash kind of thing, whatever the service might be, you can tip in advance.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, the tipping is all. And you can tip more. You. Yeah. On the app.

[Josh Arnold]

And I would suggest a nice, generous tip, frankly.

[Chick McGee]

Now, then you get your food hot, which is important, and you.

[Christy Lee]

And no one's dipped their balls in it.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was an actual news story in which the essence of the story was the tip was very low and the. Someone actually videotaped them dipping their balls into the salsa.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which was a bad idea. Videotaped and to posting it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there was. There was a legal issue with it all. Do you remember the song, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

Are you plugged in there, Captain?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you're plugged in.

[Christy Lee]

You're not plugged in.

[Josh Arnold]

Drew, can you give me the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Something is not on.

[Pat Godwin]

But you're still here, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, I dip my balls in the salsa. I dip My balls in the salsa. I call it balsa. Yes, that's balls in the salsa. That's what you get for not dipping. Yes. My test is I'm dipping. By the way, Mr. Cheapo, rub your taco on my peel. Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Both my testicles. The left. The right one's bigger. She says it tastes like sugar.

[Christy Lee]

It tastes like sugar, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

This story is out of Maryville, Tennessee. According to the Associated Press, the fellow was put in jail on felony charges after dipping his testicle. Testicles. There's a new thing. Yeah, boy, that is. That's gonna be some kind of a monster. She has nice testicles. They're hairy but saggy. He dipped his testicles allegedly into a container of salsa being delivered to a who ordered the food online. He apparently posted a video saying, this is what you get when you give an 89 cent tip for a 30 minute drive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Jeff Oskay]

So what, which part?

[Chick McGee]

The 30 minute drive and the small tip.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy was. The guy, apparently afterwards.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the whole thing. We were meant to tip after the service was. Was provided.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think in this case then.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can, that way you can base your tip on how the service was.

[Christy Lee]

But what they want you to do is you tip initially.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And then once you get delivered, a lot of some. Not a lot. I'm. 50% of the drivers will send you a text going, can you give me a great rating? And, and a big tip?

[Jeff Oskay]

Now I tip initially, but it's backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, the, the whatever. The suspect photographed himself dipping his testicles into the salsa. And I guess to make matters worse, the, the victim, if you will, the person who had ordered the food had a nut allergy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, that's. No, you can't.

[Christy Lee]

That's very good. And then if the, if they ring the doorbell, no tip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And if they knock, you just tell.

[Chick McGee]

Them to leave it on the step.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Leave it and go.

[Pat Godwin]

Someone will knock though.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, depending on how deep. Thirsty. The man dipped his testicles into the salsa. It. If it's really deep, then the salsa would be tainted. I'm here all week, thank you very much. Hence the too much of a setup. Dipping it deep to get something wrong with it. Okay. Sorry, these, these jokes don't write themselves. I'll take full responsibility for that. This is another reason to order really hot food because no one's going to dip there. Testicles and hot pizza cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But in any event, tipping a big problem. But I, I tend to be a.

[Chick McGee]

Very tipper get delivered food. I just go pick it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm the same. Yeah, yeah, my girls get it delivered once in a while.

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good for you. What do you want, a medal?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's hard to find my house apparently. And they go next door all the time. And poor old Mert sick and tired of getting my pizzas.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I got you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm gonna tell you something, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

I get one more meal delivered to my house. I'm gonna deliver my shotgun to your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, how many times have I told you? No mushrooms. Yeah, that was run good pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Mert don't play.

[Chick McGee]

No, Mert's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Mark don't play.

[Pat Godwin]

There'll be a couple pieces gone next time.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have your letters, etc. Etc. Right now I want to talk to you about your feet and your back and your bones and everything else.

[Christy Lee]

Your neck and your.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money. When you bundle your home and auto policies. The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save Progressive Casualty Insurance company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Hello. Hello, Christy and Josh. Pat. I'm chick@the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pets really are a blessing, aren't they?

[Pat Godwin]

They are.

[Christy Lee]

I've kind of started a casual dog. Oh the day on my Instagram the chick McGee People send me pictures of their dogs. So I just started to go oh, this is Steve from Maryland.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday it was a. A dachshund who rides motorcycle. His the dachshund name's Piper and his owner is Bob and the Piper had goggles on and has a little chest carrier that, that Bob has them in and they can ride the motorcycle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He was the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

She, he. Piper. She was probably a she yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Here we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Traditionally at this time we like to go over some of your letters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh and today's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm working on getting a non copyrighted music for for this segment coming up.

[Christy Lee]

This is copywritten Chick McGee 2025.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let the lawyers fight. They can't hear it because we just went off here. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

My experience in driver's training high school. This is from Patrick. One Saturday morning I was supposed to go driving with my instructor. He called at 7:00am to cancel our 8:00 class. It came out later that he was just getting home from the night before after a swinger party.

[Jeff Oskay]

Swinger.

[Christy Lee]

I myself am a driver trainer now for a garbage company. I train the new drivers on how to drive and operate a garbage truck. The one man garbage truck. Have you seen these?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen this? I mean it's a one man Garbage. I. Yes, Chick. I could teach you how to operate a garbage truck and have you out on your own route in two weeks. I would love this. That's the future, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Garbage.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds an awful lot like work.

[Christy Lee]

Waste management. No, you're just driving along, listening to your tunes, and you got the big arm, but you really hit something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Garbage isn't going anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get into garbage.

[Christy Lee]

Growth industry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Garbage and funerals. That's not going anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Liquor stores.

[Christy Lee]

Go out and make it a great day.

[Jeff Oskay]

We've talked a little bit about penis nicknames.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

And we got some good ones. Yesterday, Tom reminded us of text.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not bring that up.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you never do. I know you're embarrassed.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're right. You did not bring it up. It was brought up for in your honor. Jess mentioned that her friends named one of their gentlemen callers. They nicknamed his Fitzgerald because it had such a distinguished look to it, which is so funny.

[Christy Lee]

A penis. Penis was distinguished.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Sidney writes in. She says, good morning, beautiful people. Well, it could be. I don't know if it's a guy or a girl, but anyway, Sidney has a boyfriend, says, good morning, beautiful people. And Josh, I'll ignore the shot. Not for everybody. My boyfriend's name is Logan. He's 36 and I'm 31. I call his junk L train. Gonna hop on the L train.

[Christy Lee]

Because. Excuse me, Logan. I have to go to the bathroom again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeez, professor, you already went. You went 20 minutes ago.

[Christy Lee]

I had a brand muffin this morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

I told you not to touch. This is getting ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Can you bring the wipes with you, please?

[Jeff Oskay]

Really become a burden.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a letter over here. Or two. This comes to us from Dan. He writes, my wife, calls my member texts. She says it reminds her of a guy wearing a big cowboy hat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he must be.

[Chick McGee]

Must have a mushroom. Mushroom head.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, glands. Yeah, as they say.

[Christy Lee]

Takes all kinds, I guess. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ad kind enough to write from Blooming Rose, West Virginia. He says, chick. That's in Boone county. Not far from your first radio job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Boone county, sure. Logan, I think. Logan, West Virginia. Boone County.

[Josh Arnold]

Ed keeps track of current events, he said. Did you know that Chuck Norris went to a feminist convention and walked away with his shirt ironed and a sandwich?

[Jeff Oskay]

All right. I'm so mad at you for revitalizing my interest in this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's not bad, actually.

[Christy Lee]

He just slipped right into it, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

That is very funny, Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you ever hear how many feminists it takes to screw In a light bulb. No one to screw it in, the other to suck my.

[Christy Lee]

How about those broads, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Does not always go over well.

[Josh Arnold]

No, really.

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think Christy has a letter. Do you have a letter?

[Chick McGee]

I do, yeah. Tom, you just said you put $5 under your daughter's pillow when she loses a tooth. Well, thanks. My 5 year old listens in the morning and now thinks the tooth fairy isn't real. But I guess this saves me a lot of money down the road. Thanks, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but don't you easily go. It's Tom saying that, you know, the.

[Josh Arnold]

$5 augments the fee from the tooth fairy. You see, everyone knows that. It's the same way that when Santa brings all those presents, mom and dad also throw in a couple. Right?

[Christy Lee]

$5 in addition to what? A quart? What do you give her for the tooth? The five bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

The tooth fairy. The tooth fairy lives.

[Chick McGee]

Five dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

The tooth fairy on a. It's my understanding, likes to leave. Leave silver.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what it sounded like, Kennedy. Half dollars, that sort of thing.

[Christy Lee]

You come in and tip her, right? If you give her another five bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's, that's, that's the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's sort of like a company match.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Her 401k. I have a tipping story. A letter, actually. A Dear Bob and Tom on today's show talking about places that suggest tips. The most ridiculous tip, a request I had happened at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin. All the concession stands there are totally self service. They have one person standing at the self checkout area. When you pay for the food, a tip is suggested. So funny where a space is left for a tip. That's from Bob in La Crosse, Wisconsin.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a quick no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're tipping the fellow who's running the concession then, eh?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's just standing there. It's a self service.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kind of like when you self check out at the grocery store. There's one person there who can help if needed.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Do you tip that person?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, But I do like it when the. You do the self checkout at the grocery store and the machine goes, have a nice day.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I like the coach you're wearing.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I don't like? Please put the item back on the basket, please. It starts nagging me. I don't care for that. You know, they don't have a space for a tip when you check out at a grocery store. Yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A Dear Bob And Tom writes, ron, Ace is out. Who's on the ones and twos? What does that mean?

[Jeff Oskay]

The DJ spinning the ones and twos.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't follow you. Right on the board.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we can't reteach you.

[Christy Lee]

We've told you this.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is it called ones and twos?

[Jeff Oskay]

Simply not revisiting them.

[Pat Godwin]

Two turntables and a microphone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Move through the room like ambulance drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom, writes Joe and I hope Ace heals quickly and gets back in the studio soon. Okay? Yeah, yeah, I hope that's Asa. Once again, if you just are joining us, Ace broke both of the bones below his knee, tripping over his cat.

[Jeff Oskay]

The tibia and fibula.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yikes. And also we've received many letters. The cat is fine.

[Chick McGee]

Cat is fine. We was checked on yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fed and completely remorseless.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, well, as a matter of fact, just last night, late, the cat stopped laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back. If you're just listening to our program, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have some letters here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom, Ace hurt himself. He broke his leg as we.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and I, I sat in yesterday for and did the Ace joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you did.

[Jeff Oskay]

He texted me. He didn't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I let him down. This is from Darryl, my ex wife had nicknamed my male member tex back in 1986. I was living in Germany at the time. She named it Tex because I am from Texas and everything is bigger in Texas. P.S. tom will see you at the meetings. Oh, okay. Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Darrell. Much appreciated.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of Ace and the joke of the day, I'd like to we have a listener submission for the joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

If I.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we could go ahead and run that.

[Chick McGee]

Knock this out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, one second. I'm over here trying to run the threes and the fours.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, if you get an email about canned meat, don't open it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

It's spam.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

I wrote a joke yesterday. You guys want to hear?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

We talked about the Blob fish is now New Zealand's fish of the year.

[Christy Lee]

And the.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Ruffy fish, the orange roughy came in Orange ruffy.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is the blobs? Who is The Blobs favorite singer.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who.

[Jeff Oskay]

Uzi Oozebourne.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I wouldn't have dropped it. I wouldn't have dropped the volume. When you got to the punchline, admittedly it was terrible, but you want to give it full force.

[Jeff Oskay]

I heard me fine. Did you guys hear me?

[Josh Arnold]

I distinctly heard him drop the volume. The sure sign of a lack of confidence.

[Christy Lee]

That's his cat skills training, where you have to go up on the punchline.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I went. Went the other way to make it seem cuter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because, you know, blobfish is cute and he oozes out. He looks oozy.

[Pat Godwin]

Try it again with a cat skills lean.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's for horses.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you guys. Do you know who is the Blob's favorite singer?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Ace Cosby]

Uzi Oozebourne.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing can help it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Blob. The Blob fish lives very deep in the sea, and when they. When they come to the surface, they look really gooey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the deep pressurization causes them to get all gooey.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like they're melting very. It's very. A weird looking fish.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like it has a really big nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, this one's, I think, is directed at you. Oh, dear. Bob and Tom. I went on a cruise. They had a singing comedian. I saw three comedians, by the way, and barely chuckled. Pat, please go back to the ships. You're much better than the hacks that I saw.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's very nice. Never going back.

[Josh Arnold]

P.S. tom, I was talking to my son about Bronnie. He said, dad, do you know about Bronnie? And I said, you mean Bronnie James Dio? A little Ronnie James, ladies and gentlemen. He had no idea who Ronnie James Dio was. That's a shame. Do that kid some learning about great music also. Psps. Tom, the singing comedian regaled us with a hit from the 1960s by the great band the Rivingtons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my Lord. Is this guy sucking up to you or what?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, for those of you unfamiliar with the Rivingtons, this was the first record I ever purchased. It was a 45 vinyl. 45 by the Great gospel band the Rivingtons. This. This huge hit, which would be redone by several bands. Never as good as this, the original. Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado, the ribbon.

[Christy Lee]

I think I was wrong. You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to that vocal.

[Christy Lee]

Seems like it's wasted on a song.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say the Same thing. But I don't want to.

[Jeff Oskay]

What it's.

[Christy Lee]

The thing with you is it's not that you insist that everyone, you, Everyone has your same memories. That's not the case.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. This is iconic.

[Christy Lee]

Assume that everyone has read your autobiography, I think, because, you know, as you know, it was the first record I bought. No, no one, not, not everybody knows that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just told them. The larger point here is I'm just hoping that there's some young man out there, 8, 9 years old, that heard Papa Umau MAU by the Rivingtons for the first time and will get that somehow on whatever device they have in their living room and play it endlessly because it's so joyful for you. No. Any kid loves that song. You guys. See, you guys are. You're old.

[Chick McGee]

Do you girls play that song?

[Josh Arnold]

I would never allow them to hear it because if they did, they'd play it constantly.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

So you know this story, Christy, I was at a Fourth of July event a couple years ago and the kids were all there. They were playing on the slides and stuff. They had all those blow up things. And I was introduced to a couple, they had a son named Rivington. And I said, oh, obviously you named him after the great gospel band the Rivingtons from the song Papa Uma MAU. And they looked at me like I was crazy. Kind of weirdo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they ditched me.

[Pat Godwin]

Did the Rivington yet?

[Chick McGee]

You didn't learn.

[Pat Godwin]

Did the Rivingtons have a follow up?

[Josh Arnold]

I not, not of that ilk. They were a gospel band. I remember the flip side was a thing called Deep Water. Deep Water, which was a.

[Christy Lee]

Another baptismal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a kind of a gospel.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it Deep Water Perrin And Cold too. A little reversal on Richard Prior.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they also did a version of the Bird is the word.

[Pat Godwin]

They did. Everybody's heard about the bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember this one?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I mean, the Trash Men knocked it out of the park. This is not.

[Pat Godwin]

That's some weird percussion.

[Jeff Oskay]

Much like Joe Cocker did with the Beatles. The Trash Men took it and made it better.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, to me, they Pat Booned it. When you take a little Richard and have Pat Boone do it, you. It's. Well, I don't want to get into the racial aspects of it, but you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Think that's better than the Trash Man?

[Josh Arnold]

I think the Trashman stole Papa Umau and turned it into that. I'm not sure. But again, and for any kid out there, please Google the Trash Men and The Rivingtons and have some fun, some great music. It's. It's the. The roots of rock and roll.

[Christy Lee]

Three people right now.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all I want to do. Okay? I just want one kid out there to hear about the Rivingtons.

[Pat Godwin]

And tonight we got to the ending of that song. I've only heard the beginning of Papua.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not saying that I want to hear now.

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually, you did well.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you so much. We appreciate your mail. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

We got more letters coming. A. A letter especially for Josh and his. Some tips for air travel. For Josh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And I've got to figure out what this liquid is over here.

[Christy Lee]

Something you've spilled, I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what's happening.

[Pat Godwin]

Did it come out of text?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You know, eventually you're going to pee your pants and not be aware of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's going to happen to all of us at some point.

[Christy Lee]

It happens to all of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell is that water coming from? Oh, it's my penis.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who's taking care of.

[Josh Arnold]

Adult diapers are real funny till you need them.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the slogan.

[Christy Lee]

I'll just be sitting there with a smile on my face listing my Raycon earbuds as I pee my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

This may not be the approach that.

[Christy Lee]

They want you because Raycons have active noise cancellation capable of drowning out the most maddening of sounds. Like the Rivingtons papa Ooh MAU MAU. Or if you're at the gym working out or it's your phone call buddy. There they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Very handy if you're walking the doggies, et cetera, et cetera. Highly recommended and like Chick said, about half the price of those white ones that keep falling out. Coming up, we have more of your letters. A lot of exciting stuff in sports today, including ponytail sports. I love that look.

[Chick McGee]

Ponytail sports on a man or a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm preferably on a lady.

[Christy Lee]

But I always wanted a ponytail. I never grew my hair that long, though. I did, but it was. I didn't want a ponytail.

[Chick McGee]

It's not too late.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you could become ponytail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe like a clip on ponytail. I'll order one today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a clip on ponytail. Make no mention of it. Just walk in here one morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man, you were going to shave your head.

[Christy Lee]

I was, wasn't I? I'm gonna Christmas vacation. I'm gonna shave my head. If I'm still working here, I'll shave my head. Well, if I'm not working here, I'll shave my head.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take the under. Okay. It's very funny.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a board job of people.

[Josh Arnold]

We are, we, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. For now, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There she is. Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't even pretend to be nice to me now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chick goes.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. There she is. Oh, hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold. Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

I owe you an apology. I took your coffee machine during the break. So. And I.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what happened?

[Chick McGee]

What did you do?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it. You know. Albeit. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. Christy, please, please go get a washcloth. Wash your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what's going on with the coffee situation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But it's out of hand.

[Christy Lee]

But take it from. I, I. I don't drink coffee. In the morning. I go and get a can out of the refrigerator, which I'd be more than happy to buy my own cans. Tom, I want you to know that before you go off and say, I bought the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

So I spent several thousand dollars a month.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Times are tough. And so there's evidently something going on. And we've got a new coffee maker coming. But everything's coming apart at the seams behind the scenes.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll all be fine by next week. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're getting all set up.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be fine now.

[Christy Lee]

So there was a line at the coffee machine. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was the big problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It got backed up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And Tom was made to wait.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was very nice about it, but I.

[Pat Godwin]

Polite. He was 30.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize that the backup machine has also been trashed. So we'll be fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think we have a solution coming up soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we do. Yes, we do.

[Christy Lee]

We need to. Why doesn't. Why doesn't a java house open up a branch right here in the building?

[Pat Godwin]

That would be a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

And have a guy over here serving you coffee.

[Jeff Oskay]

We may have thought this may be happening.

[Unknown Speaker]

We'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not. We're not gonna have that. We're not gonna need the guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

We're not gonna need the machine either. That's the best part.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We'll be. It's all coming. Let's not prematurely. In Christie's case.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I suffer.

[Christy Lee]

I suffer from premature.

[Josh Arnold]

Here. What you said.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'll get the email.

[Christy Lee]

I like to take. I like to take credit for it. Because I pissed her off at the commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go ahead here. See. Oh, this is interesting. This is Dave and Dayton.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, David.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I'm gonna come down to Kentucky at Smoke justice for Red's opening day.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody cares. Dave.

[Jeff Oskay]

We care. Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Dave or Dave.

[Christy Lee]

Look at. Well, we pissed Dave off.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope you're happy, Dave. When you hit Chick with a bag of manure, make sure it's moist.

[Christy Lee]

Me and you, Dave.

[Josh Arnold]

Just that I'm not in the. Gonna get any of the residual poop in my face.

[Christy Lee]

You walk over here, Dave, but you'll limp back.

[Josh Arnold]

He wants to know is Heywood Banks going to be there? No, Heywood's going to be doing our show on Friday when we're in Toledo. So we'll look forward to seeing Heywood and Toledo. We are going to have some guests, special guests. On Thursday, we will be at Smoke justice in Northern Kentucky, Covington, to be precise. Celebrating the Reds opening day. And we will have some special guests, including, we have a little trick that we're going to be doing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Make Chick disappear.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, Christie's on fire. There's no stopping her.

[Christy Lee]

She's cussing. She's. She's dealing out the insult.

[Josh Arnold]

She's. We'll find out what it is. Hope to see you there. Coming up. Now, where was I? Oh, I know. Do you see what another letter.

[Christy Lee]

Guidelines for what they like to call. This is from Jeff. This is, ladies and gentlemen, Josh's airline.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay. Yeah. You had suggested I start my own airline. So Jeff is taking it because you.

[Josh Arnold]

Constantly complain about airlines.

[Christy Lee]

He's not wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Flying is a human rights violation.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's the greatest. You get into an aluminum tube and you're. You're transported somewhere and you're there quickly. And the flight attendants are very good at helping you be safe. They rescued a bunch of people just a couple weeks ago.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, maybe on your airline. I wouldn't know about.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't get my whole coke. Why can't I get a hot pizza while I'm flying?

[Christy Lee]

Calm down. Why can't I get over the waistband handy? And a slice of pizza while I'm flying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why can't I get a hooker? Pizza and a hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

What's wrong with guys? All of this is incredibly convenient. They lost my baggage once. Of course, they had no tags on it. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Back number one, obviously, on Josh's airline, no cologne.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

No perfume.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Because.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Josh's case doesn't have to call that.

[Josh Arnold]

In Josh's case, it interferes with the aroma of the pizza.

[Christy Lee]

No cologne, no perfume. You'll be turned away at the plane door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Overly pungent and offensive. You could be executed on the tar.

[Josh Arnold]

Not on the tarmac. The bullets might hit one of the planes.

[Christy Lee]

Number two seats do not recline. Only two seats per row on each side of the aisle. Extra wide seats.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's all like that.

[Christy Lee]

As Pat said, seat belts optional.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, if you were on that aircraft that turned upside down and you didn't have your seat belt on, how's the. How's the broken neck?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's their problem.

[Christy Lee]

Josh's airline would like to remind you we do have seatbelts. But you don't have to wear them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Number four, there is a library on the plane. A wide, wide array of books to choose from.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Number five, the airplane we need weigh the thing down with. Do you have the Oxford English Dictionary completed?

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course, they're paperbacks.

[Christy Lee]

If I'm flying an airline where if they have a couple extra copies of Dickens, it's going to crash the plane. I'm not flying an enemy. Okay. Number five, the airplane does have tv. The only thing that plays on them though is horror movies. Oh, Lifetime network movies and fishing programs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I like this a lot.

[Christy Lee]

And don't forget pornography. And the volume only works with headphones plugged in. Preferably Raycon earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice. That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

We do not serve beverages. Everyone is expected to bring their own nine liter water bottles.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, this is. Whoever wrote this knows the show. Very, very good.

[Christy Lee]

Perhaps you've seen pictures of our owner. He is. Has a 9 liter water bottle in his founder photo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Number seven. The only food served is pizza. Again, thank the owner.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that was.

[Christy Lee]

There it is. Number eight. There are seven.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, wait a second, that's. I have nothing to do with pizza. Tom has painted me as this pizza freak.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. There are seven bathrooms on every plane because masturbation is not discouraged, but must occur in the bathroom.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good place. Yeah, I agree with.

[Christy Lee]

And finally, when the plane is taking off or landing, no one has to be in their seat or have their seatbelt on.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And you're permitted to be in the bathroom during takeoff and landing of the aircraft, Preferably masturbating. This is just a start. We're always taking suggestions. Jeff in Cincinnati. Very good, I hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Thursday.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Excellent. Okay, well, yes, if you do stop by, Jeff, please introduce yourself to me because you're now my new vice president of operations in the name of the airline.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's just Josh Airlines.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man, I can't wait. I'm flying Josh tomorrow. Oh, yeah. You really get to have at yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then you get pizza. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody in boarding group one.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. It's just a mess.

[Christy Lee]

That way. You can go. Are you one? Yes. Are you one too?

[Pat Godwin]

So get there early.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, well, thank you very much. Once again. You can reach us, Bob and Tom obandtom.com throw a phone number on there. We might even wake you up. That's right. Hey, we're gonna read your letter.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna call them and wake them up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's funny. Hey, hey, we're about to read your letter.

[Christy Lee]

Are you caught up on all the lawsuits? Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Jim. Hey, how's it going, buddy?

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Gonwick. Hello. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello indeed. I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom. You know we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy to be here. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Have you got the jingle down pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Which one?

[Christy Lee]

O'Reilly Auto Part Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, O'Reilly Auto Parts. That's the first time we've nailed the.

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys nailed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, very good. Very good. Let's nail some sports down.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on? Here we go. For the first time in nearly 10 years, Berkshire Hathaway employee claimed Warren Buffett's million dollar grand prize for his company's NCAA bracket contest. Hang on a second. An anonymous employee from aviation training company called Flight Safety International, a subsidiary of Buffett's Berkshire won the annual internal Bracket contest after correctly calling 31 of 32 games in the first round of the men's basketball tournament dubbed March Madness. Hold on a second. The 94 year old Oracle of Omaha. Yeah, that's what they call Buffett. Finally able to give out the big prize after relaxing the rules multiple times since the competition's inception in 2016. Originally, Buffett, a Creighton basketball fan. He likes the barrels. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

The Creighton Barrels set out to award.

[Christy Lee]

Anyone who could perfectly predict the Sweet 1632 games. Then in 2024, after the million dollar jackpot remained unclaimed, participants were given the advantage of waiving the results of the eight games among the number one and number two seeds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Still, nobody cracked the code. This year. The rules were changed again. So anyone who picks the winners of at least 30 of the tournament's 32 first round games, no way would be eligible to win the prize.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

In fact, 12 Berkshire employees guess 31 of the 32 first round games correctly. The million dollar prize went to the person from that group that picked 29 games consecutively before a loss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

That winner went on to pick 44 of 45 games correctly.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

The other Con 11 contestants got a hundred thousand dollars a piece.

[Chick McGee]

Holy cow.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's also interesting about this? Here's a guy who is really brilliant when it comes to business. He's okay with his employees taking some time to watch some basketball, right? Because he understands morale. Whereas you get that every year that whatever it is, Christmas, depression and party pooper comes out and goes time out. Yes, yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Are you giving a speech about inspiring fostering morale in the workplace? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I am foreign out the door, you know.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I wonder. I wonder. Do you ever think, did you see.

[Josh Arnold]

That Dodge Perry thrust right there to the heart?

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever. You ever wonder why I'm foreign out the door?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Can I ask you if you're still here when I. When I leave as fast as I can.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little morale and you might be five. And then to drive.

[Christy Lee]

Hitting the drive anyway, because every year.

[Josh Arnold]

That always bothers me when that whatever that organization comes out and productivity in America is going down because people are watching basketball live a little, for God's sake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. But isn't it is astounding at how much money is lost. And again, I'm all for the morale side.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just bs.

[Jeff Oskay]

They do their numbers.

[Josh Arnold]

Those numbers, all numbers are crap. Let's face it.

[Christy Lee]

Everything about the universal language of the universe.

[Chick McGee]

Could you tell My credit card companies that.

[Christy Lee]

No, I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Honestly. What is the Todd Snyder? What does he say in the song? 90% of all statistics are bull crap.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's right.

[Josh Arnold]

All the stuff you read. I. It's. I'm skeptical of so much of this stuff now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man, is Warren Buffett 230 years old.

[Josh Arnold]

He's 90.

[Christy Lee]

94.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, that guy has been old forever.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't he get like a McMuffin every morning?

[Jeff Oskay]

Every morning he'll go through the. Drive through there.

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly. Ye.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I want to make.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think he still owns a Dairy Queen. Maybe more. And he takes his grandkids.

[Christy Lee]

If I had that, I'd have a Dairy Queen in the house, I think. Maybe not.

[Chick McGee]

She lives in the same house you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bought in the 50s.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say you had several billion dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What business would you buy just so you could have one near your house? Dairy Queen would be good. I've got one near my house, unfortunately, and I go there all the time. But have you ever thought about that? Or a business you could bring back, even though it would lose money? Yeah. Bring back Burger Chef.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what? By the rights, I would buy a one screen, sort of very old timey with a big marquee out front. Movie theater.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I would just show whatever I wanted. Yeah. And not care.

[Josh Arnold]

So do you think we should try to put together Cartoon Night? I've threatened to do this.

[Chick McGee]

You can do it. I mean, if you can get the cartoon, you can rent a theater. It's not that expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, rent a theater and just. And then rent the cartoons.

[Christy Lee]

Is this another step in you building morale here at the moment?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't want that you come. You'd be too busy watching porn at home. Wait a minute. That's Josh. I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got his puppets mixed up.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. I'm sorry. You'd be watching an old Redskin super bowl at home.

[Jeff Oskay]

My toy box is confused.

[Christy Lee]

My toys are. And one of my toys is crying. What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

He did one story.

[Josh Arnold]

He did. What was it about?

[Christy Lee]

Juju Watkins. Her season is over. One of the biggest stars in women's basketball sustained a knee injury in the first quarter. She sort of shoved.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it her left knee?

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

That joke doesn't work for women's basketball.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true. I guess anybody can suit up.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that's a fella. The rumor is she tripped. Tripped over her cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tripped over his cat.

[Christy Lee]

I feel so bad that's the story.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

It's such a bummer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a question, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we set up Ace's house so that he can sleep downstairs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. His couch has a sleeper sofa in it.

[Josh Arnold]

It. Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He normally stands with him, watches tv. That's going to change his whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Once again, Asa literally tripped over his cat and broke his leg in two places.

[Chick McGee]

Compound fracture and has a big muddle rod. And where his tibia is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, his big rod is yelling.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that fine?

[Chick McGee]

Well established, I guess. I didn't ask about that.

[Josh Arnold]

If he'd broken that thing, the folks that say these would still be trying to. Oh, my God. We're gonna need an ore for Etc.

[Jeff Oskay]

Should we. You guys want to pitch in and get him a prostitute?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think he's ready for that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he's ready for that.

[Jeff Oskay]

A week or two.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, just consider this my answer to everything. If it's got pitch in in the middle. No, that's my answer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Trying to help.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got you, Ace. I'm getting you a whore.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have.

[Chick McGee]

He really wants a dvr.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have. Do you have that number?

[Christy Lee]

He. Stone Christy, if anybody wants to give me anything. Dvr.

[Chick McGee]

No, he's the first words out of his mouth. He said, I'm glad I set my DVR this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're kidding. No.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't want to miss your programs.

[Chick McGee]

Not kidding. And then when I saw him yesterday, he was like. I go, how are you? Bored? He goes, yeah. I can't fast forward because, you know, he's just got regular teeth.

[Christy Lee]

This is absolutely stunning. How. How many times were you and I in the hospital over the past, I'm going to say, 10 years between us.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, many days. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And how many times has Christie visited you or me?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't allow visitors.

[Chick McGee]

That's number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Germs.

[Chick McGee]

You had people to visit you. He doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's Ace's fault, is it not?

[Chick McGee]

No. You could go visit him.

[Josh Arnold]

I visited you. I visited you the one time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You scared everyone on the hospital floor. They ever. Everybody thought they had a staph infection by the time you left. You recall that? Did that happen? Yes or no? Did that happen?

[Chick McGee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just suggested.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You not have any visitors because there be germs. People be sneezing all over the open wound in his chest.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Chick, when you said this just in late from last night, Ace's cat finally stopped laughing. And this and his cat. I spit out my coffee. Thank you, Tina. When is the show coming? I just. We'll. We'll work in.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you. Are you feeding the cat the crowd, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

No, Eddie is.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Eddie. Oh, Eddie is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Eddie.

[Christy Lee]

Eddie, help me.

[Chick McGee]

I offered.

[Jeff Oskay]

We gotta get Tom over there to feed the cat. Oh. Where is this damn thing? Where's my.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, don't touch anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you go in?

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a dungeon of horror.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in a Hazmat suit. Oh. Carrying my 9 millimeter crust in front of me. I'm taking it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Good Lord, there's food everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God. This food has preservatives in it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy. There's a whole room of.

[Christy Lee]

What was that? Was that a pawn shop where they kept the gimp in the basement?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Basement is where you think Ace lives from the. From the Gimp and Pulp Fiction.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, wake him up.

[Christy Lee]

Wake him up again. The gamp sleeping.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is that guy? All right, let's check in with our friends at silac. Hey, the Silac Insurance Company. Happy to be the proud sponsor of the Christy Lee News desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

This is kind of in quiz form, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you familiar with the. With the, uh, Dow Jones Index?

[Christy Lee]

I am. However, I'm more of a footsie guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Uh, ftse, That's. What is that? The hundred companies in the London Stock Exchange.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that. I just like to say footsie chick.

[Josh Arnold]

For the sake of credibility, which apparently we have very little of during the rest of this announcement. For the SILAC folks, you're only allowed to play the slide whistle. You ready? Got it. Tuned up.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the stock market, or shall we say the shock market's on a wild ride right now yesterday. Up what, like 400? Some? It comes up. There we go. But often lately, it's been going down. Very good, Very good. Up and down.

[Christy Lee]

What are you going out to the car to get. To get a change of clothes. What are you doing over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Did your. Is your ambusher getting tired?

[Christy Lee]

Your line is.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, jocks. Josh, can you spell the word embouchure?

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't.

[Unknown Speaker]

I can't.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, amateurs is not E, M, B.

[Pat Godwin]

O, U S, E, M, B, O.

[Josh Arnold]

U, C, H, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

I can spell forced Y. I can spell creativity.

[Jeff Oskay]

Disingenuous.

[Josh Arnold]

It's time to turn down the up and down sounds.

[Christy Lee]

That's not according to the script. I have no more lines.

[Josh Arnold]

When have you ever seen me go by a script?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I can't. Maybe you should start.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't remember my. Do you have your whistle?

[Christy Lee]

I threw. It's back in the box.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That sound is the sound of. The sound of volatility. Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

This is me playing with myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that helps with an annuity.

[Christy Lee]

New to me and new to all of us.

[Josh Arnold]

You can counter what we call volatility.

[Christy Lee]

Annuity.

[Josh Arnold]

Silac Insurance company. They know what they're doing, unlike me. Renewed, of course. Did I say renewed? Reliable annuities. What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

It means payments.

[Josh Arnold]

Payments will be coming every month designed to protect you in the future when you retire. You're not going to get that gold watch and keep getting paid.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to set up yourself so you have something to augment your Social Security. It's down the road, but why not take care of it now with a Silac annuity? Silac. They're the experts. Some restrictions apply. See if you qualify. To get an annuity organized, go to silacins.com that's s I l a c I n s dot com. Or just visit bobandtom.com we'll chick or walk you through it.

[Christy Lee]

Well done.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. Enjoy Chinese.

[Christy Lee]

I just said maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Take a deep breath.

[Christy Lee]

Radio.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what happens when you guys take my coffee machine over. I'm gonna have to send Mark out for coffee now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that'd be good.

[Josh Arnold]

An annuity.

[Christy Lee]

Come out every day. Four times a day anyway. Poor guy.

[Josh Arnold]

An annuity from the Silac insurance company. Plan on it. Live on it. Thank you, Silac. And you have my most humble apologies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Ow.

[Christy Lee]

Tomorrow.

[Jeff Oskay]

You enjoying this Gin Blossoms B side?

[Pat Godwin]

Forgot to add the words to it. Jimmy.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want me to what do you want me to play when I present you with your pink slip? You know, you have one of your. One of your screaming bands.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe people Equal s by Slipknot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they the guys that wear the buckets in their head?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they wear masks.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. It's about the music.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Oh, hey, did you hear this?

[Pat Godwin]

I know where you're going.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear this?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Guess who. Their farewell world tour ended and guess who's coming back.

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking about Kiss?

[Josh Arnold]

Kiss. Kiss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Another tour.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, they did their first farewell Tour. What, in 92 or something? Yeah, their Kiss is going to be doing a show. They're doing like a what? A three day.

[Chick McGee]

Planning to return for an unmasked Las Vegas performance just 15 months after their farewell tour. The show was announced in an email sent to fans confirming that the group would be performing as part of the three day KISS Army Storms Vegas event. It'll take place from November 14th to the 16th.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is fine.

[Chick McGee]

Virgin Hotels Las Vegas.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The email said Kiss intends to perform a makeup free show. They last played together December 2023 when they wrapped up the end of the road tour at Madison Square Garden.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was their last tour. It doesn't mean they can't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm curious. I wonder what suede then to go ahead and. And play the one. One more.

[Josh Arnold]

I have questions.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they wear the suits?

[Chick McGee]

No, they're gonna be. No, they're gonna be makeup free, but.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but do they wear like the.

[Chick McGee]

Really high boots when they were unmasked before.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, and they don't. He doesn't spit blood.

[Chick McGee]

My old friend Bruce Gillick is going to be playing with them as well.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's. Does it give a. Does it give the D?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just said November 14th to the 16th.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, can you see if there's a home Raider game there that. That day? Because though they wouldn't have the schedule out, would they yet?

[Christy Lee]

Not yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Because if. Can you imagine if there was a. A Raider game and the Kiss army? Oh, we could, we could.

[Chick McGee]

Ace would be in heaven.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah, news of the fourth prosthetic by then.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's got a long way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the doctor said. Hey, look, while we'll hear him in. Might as well. Might as well just cut it off.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think, I think, yeah, wheelchair accessibility would have to be the number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Once again, Ace has a broken leg. I heard that Paul Stanley needed a reason to Keep dying his chest hair.

[Christy Lee]

Stanley, give me that book.

[Josh Arnold]

He is a bushy man.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

I assume at his age he is.

[Chick McGee]

Dying at I, I, I'm not going to assume anything. I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't have to say. You can just say his age. He is dying.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. That's just mean. Now, your, your dad did. Josh, Your dad did two tours of duty with the KISS Army. Is that correct?

[Jeff Oskay]

He was the actual army. No. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think he was a KISS guy.

[Josh Arnold]

A Vietnam combat veteran. Sorry. He was much more, much more difficult.

[Christy Lee]

And now songs for Josh. This is called Wait and Bleed up.

[Pat Godwin]

In Rise up in me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kneel down and clear the stone of.

[Pat Godwin]

Meat I wander out where you can see inside Michelle.

[Josh Arnold]

I wait. Wow. That's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

He tells every word.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he does.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you. Little slip knot for that.

[Pat Godwin]

It kicks in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

We know.

[Josh Arnold]

Now let's, let's go back to the sports page. We have a chick boogie at the sports desk. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Texas has hired Xavier Sean Miller to take over the Longhorn basketball program. Texas turning to the coach who just knocked the Longhorns out of the NCAA tournament. Well, that's tidy. Miller will try to spark a program. It struggled his first season in the sec. It's also the second time Miller's leaving Xavier. First time he left was coach Arizona. And then he said, I don't like it here. Can I come back to Xavier? And they said, sure. And now I don't like it here. I'm going to Texas.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what a Miller is?

[Christy Lee]

A Miller is a bug on your porch light or they make bright.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a person who works in a mill.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for throwing that out there.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know what a milliner is?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. It's a hat maker, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

The, the definition is a little more involved than that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Because you have your hatter and your milliner. Right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

And one of one's strictly female.

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe one is more so for female and fashion. The other is for function, personality.

[Josh Arnold]

And wasn't the Mad Hatter, because weren't they using vapors of mercury or something to form the hats? And they would, they would go crazy and they literally. And enjoy the music of Slipknot.

[Christy Lee]

They said that breathing mercury fumes makes you crazy. I see. No, my dad brought mercury home. We put mercury in my Pinewood Derby car. And then it didn't affect me.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever play with the mercury balls? Yep, yep.

[Christy Lee]

Had him in my hand.

[Chick McGee]

Sure did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Flipping around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it's cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you tempted to ingest one?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never inject and never tempted. No. Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what that would do.

[Josh Arnold]

He was getting enough from the city water where he lived.

[Christy Lee]

Now I. I've grown up in squalor.

[Jeff Oskay]

To live in smaller Brockovichville, barely.

[Christy Lee]

Barely functioning.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a freeway going through where his house was. That's the kind of neighborhood they like to take out.

[Christy Lee]

A high school basketball coach in New York fired for pulling a player's hair. Jim Zullo, formerly the coach of the girls team at Northville Central, dismissed by the school after video showed him yanking the ponytail of player Haley Monroe after their team lost in the class D state final to La Fargeville.

[Jeff Oskay]

Every girl kind of likes it.

[Christy Lee]

His dismissal.

[Pat Godwin]

Little Tug's fine.

[Christy Lee]

He's not wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nothing to complain about here.

[Christy Lee]

I deeply regret my behavior. I want to offer my sincerest apologies to Haley and her family, our team, the good folks at Northville Central schools and our community and. Can I have my.

[Josh Arnold]

There's more to it. Keep reading.

[Christy Lee]

The incident happened. Why don't you read the rest of it?

[Jeff Oskay]

What's so funny is you had never stopped.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't even pause. No, before you. You go. Ah, this poor girl. She's deserved. It didn't hurt.

[Christy Lee]

She deserved to get her hair.

[Josh Arnold]

She was cussing out.

[Christy Lee]

The coach in today's.

[Chick McGee]

He's 84 years old. He doesn't have any business touching that girl.

[Christy Lee]

81 or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Slapping would have been better.

[Pat Godwin]

He's old school.

[Christy Lee]

The incident happened. Teams were lining up for the post game ceremony included handshakes between the teams. Mr. Zulo. Oh, well, what else is he going to say?

[Jeff Oskay]

When you're 84. When you're an 84 year old male, you don't pull the hair of a young girl like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's cussing.

[Jeff Oskay]

According to the last president.

[Christy Lee]

You just sniff it and you grab them by the.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Zulo reportedly claimed that Ms. Monroe swore at him after he told her to shake hands with the opposing team. What is the coach going to say? Well, she was always like a wonderful young lady. I believe him.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, honey, Coach Grandpa now has to wear mittens when you're around that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's. That's an unfortunate incident.

[Christy Lee]

It is?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Two sides to everything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, sure, but that's why. That's why I'm saying it's an unfortunate.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you on Occasion. Have a. I. I love that look.

[Chick McGee]

A ponytail.

[Josh Arnold]

My girl. I love it. I love the ponytail. Do you like it being you like to pull it? No.

[Pat Godwin]

You do.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. I just asking. Chris, have you ever been to Situation? What did I say? Crispy?

[Pat Godwin]

You said gas.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm guessing. I'm guessing crispy.

[Christy Lee]

You can't eat talk today. Calm down.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm very excited you guys are using my coffee machine. It's throwing me off.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it sounds like you've had 10 cups of coffee.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you ate the coffee machines.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't have my usual brew. I'm not sure what this stuff is.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like having a man?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe secure you and hold on to that ponytail during any activity?

[Pat Godwin]

Any activity.

[Jeff Oskay]

The answer is, of course you do.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't Edwin Newman the one who wrote, plainly speaking, when he would use smaller words, he was a he wanted to do. And you take 20 words when you could use two every morning?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a communicator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I like using smaller words. I like using smaller words because I don't understand the big ones. If you're just joining us, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming to you from the beautiful O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. I happened to notice over there, it's Chick Magee. He's at the orangensouls.com sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

A story about the minor league baseball team, the Chesapeake Bay Sox, has gone viral.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

The minor league minor league baseball team.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry, were we engaged?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're trying to have a conversation. Listening.

[Christy Lee]

The minor league baseball team shared the logo as part of their alternate team identity. The oyster catchers.

[Jeff Oskay]

You see what happens when we don't say something? There's just a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

This is one of those things in which. Remember we talked about certain minor league baseball teams?

[Christy Lee]

I have a question.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your question, Chris D. What's the.

[Chick McGee]

Name of the team?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

The oyster catcher.

[Chick McGee]

Are they oyster catchers or the base?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember we talked about this? Sometimes some of these teams will do a weekend. Well, they will change the name of the team for the weekend.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Had you been lifting Listening instead of waiting to pounce like you do? The minor league baseball team shared the logo as part of their alternate team identity. The oyster catchers.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't read it that way.

[Christy Lee]

I sure as hell did.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, that isn't the issue. The point of it is they are going to heart.

[Pat Godwin]

To that. I. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, here's what happens.

[Chick McGee]

Try it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's there, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

See, these minor league teams will do this, and then they'll have merch to sell with a new logo. We talked about it last week in Minnesota somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

However, there's a problem. The logo. Alternate logo features an oyster shell with a baseball like pearl resting in the webbing of a glove. I believe we have a picture that we all can enjoy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Glove looks like a vulva. Looks like a vulva.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a. Yeah, it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

The whole man in the boat. Everything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I mean, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a big guy in the boat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The thing is the captain and the whole thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you don't see a Volvo, you see a severed ear.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With a perfectly round ball of wax. Social media users compare the logo to female genitalia. The team initially deleted the post before sharing that it was using the mistake to make a charitable pledge saying 10% of all oysters. Mr. Catcher's merch sales will support the I am Survivor cervical cancer advocacy group.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're acknowledging the fact that it does look like a vulva. And by the way, the oyster catchers opened for the Indigo Girls on their last tour.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Because they're lesbian.

[Pat Godwin]

It makes them joke a little.

[Unknown Speaker]

Makes.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody can lick our. Nobody can lick our team.

[Christy Lee]

That is. I think I heard that in a high. In freshman year in high school. You can't lick us.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have a. Did you have an intramural team called the Nads? I think every school is required to have that. And your team was Gonads. Yeah, of course. That's a classic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, look what we got now. Stupid world record.

[Jeff Oskay]

How's this one?

[Christy Lee]

David Rush has broken the Guinness World record for the most behind the back passes off a wall in 30 seconds. During a visit to Guinness World Record headquarters in London, Mr. Rush tossed a basketball behind his back, bounced it off a wall, and caught it again 38 times in 30 seconds.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very impressive.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Rush's attempt even knocked one of the stars of the Guinnesses logo on the wall, which he has to pay for, which is worth well over $12,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, he does. Behind the back. Passes to himself.

[Jeff Oskay]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

What do you want him to do?

[Josh Arnold]

You stand here. Oh, here you stand in front of a wall behind the back pass, hit the wall, then catch it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that doesn't look that hard.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got the World record. Look at this. It's. It's amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's the only one that bothered to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what you do when you have no friends. I'll be out back throwing a basketball against the wall by myself.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't have to worry about getting his hair cut.

[Pat Godwin]

I think he heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he misses Hollywood Hannon. He used to have someone to play with. Now he's just playing with himself.

[Christy Lee]

Hollywood Hannah has made it known that he would love to come on the show anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

Get him down here. Like to see him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hh.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

That was a stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Ergo, the intro.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it looked kind of fun. Fun?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's much harder than it looks. He's an expert juggler. Okay. No, we don't need a new intro. It's a classic.

[Christy Lee]

Bored.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, with all the basketball that's out there right now. This may be the most boring kind of basketball to watch, admittedly, but. Sorry. What else have you got over there? That's it. That's. That's our complete sports all done.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where's OV at? You know, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Now you're up to 8, 7, 6, 7 to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

This reminds me, I have a. An addendum to today in history from yesterday. We never got to finish it. We were talking with our guest, Tom Green. Lovely guy, by the way, in Pittsburgh tonight, I believe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, have you ever seen him happier? He's. He is.

[Josh Arnold]

He's great. Doing really well. He's doing. And he's. He's got his farm, he's got his fiance need a farm. He's such a nice guy. He's gonna be in Ithaca coming up real soon. He's got a great stand up show.

[Christy Lee]

I know Ithaca is really something.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. And he's got a really cool dog, little sweet dog. He's traveling and Pat had a chance to see his vent van.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I walked out with him just by chance. And he goes, hey, you got to see this. Took me over the van. It's like a solar powered van that he can they drive on that energy. And then he showed me his guitar, which is a J45 Gibson.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're best friends.

[Pat Godwin]

That's 20 minute conversation. What a nice guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

And Pat said, I have a J45 Gibson at a pawn shop somewhere in great country of ours.

[Pat Godwin]

Three years ago. No pawn shops.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's difficult to not be your own person.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like to see the list of people in this Room. Room that don't like you. You're just insulting everyone today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a new album out. You haven't mentioned that in four days.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not true. I mentioned it yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

They didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I did.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he did.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got it on tape. Jason edited tape so it's on there.

[Christy Lee]

What is it called? Dark side of the God one.

[Pat Godwin]

No, don't, don't. Don't confuse people.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

It's called Hotel pool. Pool with a great song. Hotel pool. Which is fun.

[Christy Lee]

If you're searching Dark side of the Godwood, you need to seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

Although for your next. For your next album and just have a picture of your ass. But it's lit in such a way. It's lit in such a way that like the pock marks make it look like. Is that the moon? No, that's hawk marks. My ass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, pock marks.

[Christy Lee]

What if you has seen your ass?

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys know Godwin's ass is just pockmarked to hell.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Tom has seen my ass. Very hairy. Very hairy crater. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have those two little dimples above your.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I wish I did. Aren't those cute though?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they are.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very cute.

[Pat Godwin]

My girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I see him tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

We. We. Well, something.

[Christy Lee]

I smell a fight coming on.

[Josh Arnold]

Not anymore. Let's just move on. Coming up. What do you have over there, Christy? At the Silac Insurance news desk we.

[Chick McGee]

Have a U haul truck full of kids. Kids. This is a really upsetting story.

[Christy Lee]

Where are they doing real news?

[Chick McGee]

We're trying to get to spring break. We'll talk about.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like this. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's in.

[Josh Arnold]

In an unventilated.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Nobody locked into the back of a U Haul.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody wants anybody coming to their town for spring break. Stay away.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God, it's that time of year. If you're a cannabis user. We have some information you might be interested in. And and 23andMe in the news today, Josh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah. The CIA has finally admitted that they get a hold of their files.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll find out what's going to happen to the DNA because there's trouble. Trouble in River City.

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Also we have fingering in the news, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Fingering? I've got 10 of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Complex.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. Christy Lee is here. I'm Chick magee@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick. I'm working on a new idea. I'm hoping to turn it into a concept.

[Christy Lee]

All right, sir. Let's throw it out on the porch, see if the cat licks it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you're both. You and Pat are experienced in the world of the theater.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yes. Yeah. We both work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. My major, it was.

[Christy Lee]

I was the star of my senior play. By gosh. I ran the lights my freshman year. Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the play in your senior year?

[Christy Lee]

Thurberg Carnival. You won't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

It was a wonderful little show. That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very.

[Chick McGee]

I was in a couple of plays my freshman year.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you?

[Chick McGee]

I was Lucy in a Charlie Brown play and I was the. I starred in a. I can't remember the name of it. It was based on Snow White. But it was. I was the main character. And instead of seven dwarfs, there were seven motorcycle gang guys or motorcycle rider guys.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure this was in high school?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was a freshman. It was a freshman. Freshman play.

[Christy Lee]

Some kind of wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't in a basement.

[Pat Godwin]

Copyright laws or something.

[Christy Lee]

Going out in the valley somewhere, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

One. One camera, Easy layer. Story of a game.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name of that play? I can't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Snow White Drifted maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it was on this date in 1955.

[Christy Lee]

Seven dwarves. No way.

[Josh Arnold]

That the run continued of Tennessee Williams. A Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, my idea is to combine Broadway because they have the mashups in music these days. Josh, you're familiar with that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll take like, one melody and slap on new lyrics.

[Jeff Oskay]

Always. Kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this one? You mash up Tennessee Williams. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And Fiddler on the Roof.

[Jeff Oskay]

So Fiddler on the Hot Tin Roof.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Fiddler and Hot Tin Roof. Then he falls down.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a short play.

[Pat Godwin]

He's in a hot 10.

[Christy Lee]

Roof.

[Pat Godwin]

He can't fiddle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's hard to fiddle him.

[Josh Arnold]

This is gonna be a great show.

[Christy Lee]

Now, wait a minute. He's. He's still up on the roof playing the fiddle. Fiddling. But it's a hot roof.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a hot roof.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, Workshopping this. It's not perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I said, it's a concept I'm trying to turn into an idea.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Does the idea become a concept or a concept become an idea?

[Josh Arnold]

Most people misuse concept. It's just a joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

You could also do Cats on a Hot Tin Roof.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, that'd be good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or you get Mr. Mesophilis or whatever. Hell.

[Christy Lee]

And Rum Tum Tugger is the murderer.

[Josh Arnold]

Midnight. And my Feet are burning.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Up tempo. These are all great ideas. Thank you. We have Christy Lee with her stripes on. Christy. I don't know what it is. Ever since you started moving, you're. You look so much nicer with your clothes. Are you just getting great old clothes out?

[Pat Godwin]

You're moving?

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Christy Lee]

I hadn't heard anything about this.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't you tell us for first?

[Jeff Oskay]

Careful, puppy boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'm moving because I don't want you to know where I live.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy's. She's only going to be three counties away now.

[Christy Lee]

I heard there was trouble about a TV purchase. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's already settled.

[Christy Lee]

Is that's already settled on the wall.

[Chick McGee]

We watch games on it. Yesterday I was sitting in the living room and a pileated woodpecker slammed into the sliding glass door.

[Jeff Oskay]

That must have been loud.

[Chick McGee]

Scared the bejesus out of me.

[Christy Lee]

Those woodpeckers look exactly like Woody Woodpeckers.

[Chick McGee]

They're a lot larger than you think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool. Was he okay?

[Chick McGee]

Well, he. It was almost like a cartoon. He kind of shook it off and then he hit the kitchen window.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he have a halo of little people flying around?

[Chick McGee]

Right. You could see him kind of going, what the hell was that?

[Christy Lee]

Did you hang up the tv? Or did Andy. Or to have somebody do it?

[Chick McGee]

Or guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. To come over there and hung that TV.

[Chick McGee]

69 bucks.

[Pat Godwin]

69 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Sound like the guy sucked and licked.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I already really ate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mention that.

[Christy Lee]

I can't do. See you having a 69 party. You wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a young man's game, isn't it, folks? That was an actual show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom's gagging just thinking about him.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom is not. Are you all right?

[Josh Arnold]

There was an incident. Okay, let's go. Move forward.

[Chick McGee]

Authorities in Kentucky arrested three people after finding a U Haul truck full of kids at a truck stop. The group was bound for a spring break holiday in Florida. Madison county sheriff's office said it received a report from a car hauler who said they saw the rear cargo area of a U Haul truck full of kids at a Loves truck stop. The tattletale deputies found six people inside the secured and unventilated rear cargo of the U Haul.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't a trailer then.

[Chick McGee]

Three adults, three juveniles. It was a box truck.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so they're just sitting in the back of the.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Funny.

[Chick McGee]

The officer said all eight were headed from Michigan to Florida.

[Jeff Oskay]

Loved it.

[Chick McGee]

But there's no air back there.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't care, kids.

[Christy Lee]

No. We're going to spring break.

[Josh Arnold]

There's air back there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. You're getting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know, but I mean, it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not going to die.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a wall there or just. Is there a screen between the places where there are seats and.

[Chick McGee]

I think there's a wall. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Three people were arrested on charges including wanton endangerment.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Let the kids go to a cheap Chinese restaurant. Restaurant Wonton in danger. What kind of meats. What is this? Is this cat meat?

[Chick McGee]

How did we get from.

[Christy Lee]

They're just.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Josh is right there. Probably having the time of their life back there.

[Jeff Oskay]

They loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to Florida. Have some fun.

[Christy Lee]

They're getting all handsy back there. Laughing, guy on guy. Girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Safer than I was in my mom's Impala station wagon with all the kids.

[Chick McGee]

Crammed in there, trying to get to Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

We had the rear facing seat.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was really something.

[Chick McGee]

My grandparents way, way back.

[Josh Arnold]

And this. I can tie this into a future event. I famously heaved my shoes out the back window somewhere in Toledo on the way to Harbor Springs.

[Christy Lee]

Famously.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Remember it was on the news when.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like three. I'm just saying we're going to be in Toledo Friday. Maybe someone will have my shoes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You remember that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but it was. It was.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I would imagine there's a sign there to commemorate the.

[Josh Arnold]

It was part of family lore that I famously heaved my shoes off.

[Pat Godwin]

It was part of the Christmas letter.

[Josh Arnold]

If my. If my sister is listening right now. Jan in England.

[Chick McGee]

Jen, why did you.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, though? He is. He is the little punk baby in his family, nobody like, oh, Tom, Jesus, come on. Yeah, that's how he's treated.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why did you throw your shoes out?

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz I was three years old. It was fun.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not kidding. They never stopped. Every time we'd go through Toledo home, this is where Tom threw his shoes out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's how that story became so famous.

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard the end of it. The reason I brought it up, we're going to be in Toledo celebrating the Mud Hens this Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Glass City center downtown Toledo. We're going to be there and you're welcome to come. It's free. We'll be there six to ten. Brought to you by Field of Dreams Whiskey company. And by the way, we have a special T shirt we're selling on. All the money is going to go to the Ronald McDonald House. Similarly, when we're in Cincinnati on Thursday, we're going to be donating the money to a great organization at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital that makes gowns for the kids that are there that look like superhero costumes and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Brave gowns.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, Brave gowns. Awesome charity. Just be sure to give them plenty of money and we're be happy to make our donation if you buy our shirt. And then I think those shirts are actually available also on our website right now we have a pop up store for a limited time if you're interested. They're fun and we hope to see you both some. I bet some folks will be there both Thursday and Friday. Oh, Pat, for example.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll be there. Will you be there both days?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to be there both days, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you're going to make it both days.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not on a bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. That's what I figured.

[Christy Lee]

I'm stopping in Akron.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much for joining us. Christie Lee, what's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have Wild Turkey in the news.

[Christy Lee]

It's wild in the store. Something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This story. I don't know how this happened, but a guy has his girlfriend's hand stuck in his.

[Christy Lee]

In his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is. I saw that. It's really funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Her, her, her hand is stuck in his mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They had to go to the hospital to get it out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So either he has a really small mouth or she has really big hands.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see, we'll see, we'll see what's going on there. Thank you very much once again. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel, no Contest Wrestling, where O'Shea Jackson Jr. And TJ Jefferson bring their hot takes with the biggest names in the game.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, broad breaker my aspirations in life. I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.

[Josh Arnold]

The prodigy Roxanne Perez.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta talk about the Hugger cosplay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it was perfect, wasn't it, Louisiana?

[Jeff Oskay]

What am I doing here?

[Ace Cosby]

I can retire. See everybody. The no Contest Wrestling Podcast, part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jeff Osk joins. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Now that Jeff's here, we can bring back Bass Talk.

[Christy Lee]

O. Oh, like bass talk?

[Chick McGee]

Because they're our fishermen.

[Josh Arnold]

We got our fishermen Patty G, Jeff, Oskar and Josh, all big in the world of fishing.

[Christy Lee]

What's your favorite lure right now, Jeff?

[Unknown Speaker]

Maybe a spinner.

[Christy Lee]

A spinner?

[Jeff Oskay]

A spinner? Yeah, Colder water spinner is good.

[Christy Lee]

What do you. You use a dough ball.

[Jeff Oskay]

A dough ball? Yeah, you got to put he's all.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like sex terms. She was a spinner. Yeah, she was a dough ball. Fluffy but fluff but giving.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I like to do is take them them donut holes from Krispy Kreme.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And put them on a ball and put them on.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you catch at that?

[Chick McGee]

Catch it quick.

[Pat Godwin]

No, look, it's gonna fall apart in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Laugh, but you catch a lot of little fat kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, I see, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Look just like me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's a check in with Christy leave you. So you've got some stuff over there. At the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

A man went into the emergency room after getting his girlfriend's entire hand stuck in his mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Chick McGee]

The couple.

[Christy Lee]

Please tell me there's a picture of this.

[Chick McGee]

Visited the hospital in Jilin, China, where they explained they were filming a comedy video trying to see if the woman's hand it in her boyfriend's mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

A category death by tick tock.

[Chick McGee]

However, when she tried to pull her hand out, the man's muscles contracted and her hand became stuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, clearly understand this. Well, she was not clear on the term fisting. That's not exactly how you do it. There we go. Oh, it looks like this guy's in at the ramrod lounge in 1978. Unfortunately, downtown hangar.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what it says about me. I didn't think of that until you said it. Now that's all I can think about.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't look like a hand, does it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

The way he's got that thing Grim.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't it look like you could easily slide out of his mouth?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Well, if you see the video, it's pretty clear that it can't.

[Chick McGee]

Healthcare workers first calm the patients down to prevent the man from choking or vomiting before using a special mouth opener to expand his jaw and inject a muscle relaxant.

[Christy Lee]

Nurse Arnold, give me the mouth opener.

[Jeff Oskay]

The one we used last night.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. That might be between your legs. Thanks.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not sure it did work.

[Christy Lee]

The old dot gay peak.

[Chick McGee]

After about 20 minutes, doctors were able to gently remove the woman's wrist from her boyfriend's mouth. I have a lot of questions.

[Christy Lee]

What is it? Stovepipe.

[Chick McGee]

That almost looked fake to me.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, in the video it looks like he's desperately trying to breathe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

But how does your mouth get. I mean, you can move your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder what happened here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know of anomaly, but it's. The photographs are rather funny, so they. They got their wish. They went viral.

[Chick McGee]

Sure they did.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Officials in Utah say a motorist was injured after a turkey crashed into their windshield. The Garland Fire Department said firefighters responded to the scene on i15.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the Garland Fire Department, they all wear their boots. Their boots look like roomy slippers.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not flame retardant.

[Chick McGee]

See, I was thinking of garland around their Christmas tree. Okay, let's see. Driver sustained life, non life threatening injuries after hitting a turkey crossing the road. The bird went through the windshield of the vehicle and sadly the turkey succumbed to his injuries.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they could tell. Did you see the video?

[Chick McGee]

And I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

That little. That little button popped up. They knew the turkey was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it's done.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that make. That'd make a pretty funny video. The turkey lands on the street and then. Yeah, he's done.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, honey, I. I got dinner.

[Jeff Oskay]

I saw a dead goose on the road yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I went, McGee.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You mow my deal. You know my deal with the geese knees. I don't speed up to hit them, but I'm not slowing down either. It's up to them to get out of the way.

[Chick McGee]

They can fly. Why don't they get out of the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

I really did see that go. What monster just didn't avoid this goose.

[Chick McGee]

I feel the same way.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't me.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I know.

[Christy Lee]

I wish it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Just think, another 60 pounds of goose poop missing action. It's a shame. It's a good start. One dead goose.

[Jeff Oskay]

They make me laugh. I think they're funny.

[Chick McGee]

I do too.

[Christy Lee]

They are. Ever since you've said that. That they strut around like they don't give.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're just so entitled crossing the road.

[Christy Lee]

I do laugh at them now.

[Chick McGee]

And you're gonna wait for my friends.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And my babies. Where are my babies?

[Unknown Speaker]

I got attacked by one in a parking lot last week.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah. Apparently there was a nest out in the lot, like, by. By a light pole. And I got too close to it and it chased me down, down. And there was like a whole line full of people waiting to get in this restaurant who enjoyed it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Unknown Speaker]

I mean it. All the way across the parking lot, around the car. Twice before I jumped in the car, still just all I saw were wings, like, flapping over my eyes. It was that close to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was it hissing and honking?

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, yeah. It was not a happy hissing and honking. And then I drove by the line. They're like, oh, yeah, there's a nest over there. I was like, oh, low light.

[Jeff Oskay]

He says that. I know with the price of eggs, I get those.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, I never even thought about that. I'm going back for the eggs.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little goose omelette.

[Chick McGee]

Do you eat? Well, I guess you could eat goose omelettes.

[Christy Lee]

Make an omelette bigger head sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't they be all fertilized and have little baby gooses in them?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have a name for, like, veal. For cow. What do they call baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Baby.

[Christy Lee]

Baby geese.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, who came up with the veal?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. A brilliant marketer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Good marketing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And how do they know that the eggs haven't been fertilized? That's what I always wonder.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you're getting eggs, how do you know they haven't been fertilized? I guess if.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean if you have a chicken. Chicken thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Mr. Oscar, you were the guy that.

[Unknown Speaker]

Had the chicken roosters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Unknown Speaker]

I made it pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that makes it easy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It'd be weird if, you know, one of them got knocked up, so it.

[Christy Lee]

Would have to be Jeff's seed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

It could be one of my poodles. Hey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, mom, why does my omelet have a beard?

[Josh Arnold]

So wait a second. If it. Hang on a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

If it had been the other way around, if a rooster had knocked up one of your dogs, one of your poodles, it would be a cockadoodle.

[Unknown Speaker]

It would be a cockadoodle. They're going for $9,000 on the net right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very good on the fly dog. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very telling you that. Between that and the wonton thing over here.

[Pat Godwin]

Heck of a. Heck of a morning, babies.

[Chick McGee]

If you are looking to lose a few pounds, there's a nutritionist out there who says you should try eat a baby. Oh, eating like a baby, not eating.

[Josh Arnold]

This is truly dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Chef and nutritionist Nicolette Pace shared her baby inspired eating habits with the New York Post. She first recommends you eat every two.

[Christy Lee]

To four hours and get a diaper.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Pace also suggests taking at least 15 minutes to finish meals and chewing every bite. I've always heard 20 minutes, but 15.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I tried this diet for one day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the huge booed woman next to me on in the movie theaters was not allowed to suck on them. I'm trying to eat like a baby here, lady. Apparently you didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

She also added, you should. Should only eat when you are genuinely hungry rather than for emotional reasons or out of boredom.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now, how is that supposed to work?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that eating like a baby, I think that involves. Since I've had a number of babies, as you know, I think the key to this is heaving your. Most of your food onto the nearby wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Unknown Speaker]

Have you had the little jars of the pears?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never eaten them. They're delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Apricot applesauce. That was my ghost. Go to what brand?

[Jeff Oskay]

Gerber.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Apricot. Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. You guys eat all the baby food that you. You tried it before you.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I would. I would buy it for you. Yeah, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that. That was a definite fad for a while too. People eating actual baby food. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty good because it's small portions.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Little jars of. I used to eat it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

How many jars of baby food could you and I put away, Josh? Maybe in a lunch?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, at least 24.

[Christy Lee]

At least. Think a case. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They are small.

[Unknown Speaker]

They have mushy peas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like mushy peas.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you like that?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't Think so. That sounds terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You eat a case of those, it's going to be followed by mushy poops, my friend. You're going to look like you. You ground up some moist spinach and shoved it in a diaper.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Saturday Night Live have a. Or Saturday Night Live have a bit about where people ate Pre chewed Charlie's. Where they ate the food, then spit it into your mouth like a baby bird.

[Jeff Oskay]

It sounds very familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember it, but Pre chew Charlies. Oh, God. That's.

[Christy Lee]

We take no muss, no fuss of chewing. We do it for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Their Living Color had Reese's Pieces and it was just food that Della Reese had eaten half of.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Alicia Silverstone?

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say, yeah. Some actress made a big deal about she would chew the food and then.

[Jeff Oskay]

Alicia Silverstone can do that to me.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Think she's hot, eh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, would you like it if.

[Josh Arnold]

She were naked and she'd go after. She'd chew it. She'd put it in a spoon and go choo choo, choo, choo, choo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, thanks a lot, Tom. I just completed.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you happy now?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes the air airplane.

[Christy Lee]

Is this your idea of hot talk?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's four. Four. Play the Griswold Household. What if we found out Tom had an adult sized high chair?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hungy.

[Christy Lee]

I change me. I'm dirty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Baby.

[Christy Lee]

You'Re a filthy old man.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the one that's always going change me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

One of these days.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. You too.

[Josh Arnold]

It's going to happen.

[Christy Lee]

Let me ask you something. We're friends, right? How close a friend Would you change my diaper if you got. If you had to?

[Pat Godwin]

In a way.

[Christy Lee]

Because that sounds like a friend to me.

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom doesn't like confrontation. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. That'd be rough.

[Jeff Oskay]

Somebody may have to go wipe Ace's ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace right now needs help.

[Chick McGee]

He can wipe his own ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Break his arm first. It's a long reach.

[Christy Lee]

I believe Christie has it. He can wipe his own ass.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. It's hard. I know he just broke his leg, but it was a major break.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a surgery.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Just go wipe his ass.

[Pat Godwin]

No, your feet in his cat are just wiping.

[Christy Lee]

A quick handy.

[Josh Arnold]

I have an idea. Look.

[Christy Lee]

See?

[Josh Arnold]

Time to change the subject. Coming up. What have you got over there, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Cannabis is in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a finger gun. Gun. Everybody's had a finger.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll finger blast you.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew that was coming.

[Chick McGee]

Will you?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it would be bang, but we'll move forward.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Simply Safe. Once again, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee. Pat Godwin. Late. He had to go pee pee.

[Pat Godwin]

I was just in time for my introduction.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff. Oscar. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How you doing, buddy? You know, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there we go.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Good to be here. Oh, we do have Jeff Oskay visiting. It's always a pleasure to see Mr. Oskar. You're going to be joining us in Toledo and Cincinnati, is that correct?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. We'll certainly look forward to that. And Patty G, you gonna come?

[Pat Godwin]

Am I invited?

[Josh Arnold]

Depends. You're gonna bring your guitar? Just let it sit there all day.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna bring it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna play it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, oh, I have things I'm working on.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

You know that vaginal nomad thing. Thing. Let's hear Josh made a remark that vagabond would have been better. And I went, darn it, he's right. So I've been tightening that up. I have a final verse.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I could do a joke right now.

[Chick McGee]

But I. Yeah, you won't. Are you gonna play it now?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I just did it again. I think I. I would love to do it now, but you're You've just heard the basic joke. But Vagabond is better than Nomad.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's got the vag. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And how about Vagabond?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah. Vagabond. Sort of ago.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll try. Let's. Let's workshop it.

[Christy Lee]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

We. Some of the folks enjoy as we create.

[Christy Lee]

Let's contra. Compare and contrast.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go with Vagabond, and then we'll. I'll try a vagabond.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, here we go. I'm a lover with a restless soul I love playing rock and roll I. I can't survive on my own though I'm a vaginal vond.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. Sounds kind of serious, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, the way you said it, you shouldn't have emphasized vagabond. Sing it.

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a vaginal nomad Sounds a little wilkoish. But this. I'm a vaginal vagabond. You have that?

[Chick McGee]

A little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, zip it. I play guitar but the money soon spent it's kind of sad.

[Chick McGee]

It's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you want, a bouncy melody you don't like? No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like a dirge. It's like sometimes when we touch.

[Christy Lee]

He was just.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes when we touch.

[Christy Lee]

He was just telling me in the break room that he said, I can remember when I was a lifeguard. I get my paycheck and I spend every dime I had. And I said, unlike now.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he spends dimes.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't have 2000 bucks for a puppy anyway. Hey, I'm going with the same melody for.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Oh, no, just maybe the tempo. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I play guitar, but the money su spent all the gigs.

[Christy Lee]

Just wait a minute. I think you might be on this. Remember when the Jeff stop?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, I think they told.

[Christy Lee]

Remember George Martin told the Beatles, Speed up, please. Please, man. He was on to something.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Chrissy, put the phone down.

[Chick McGee]

No, I got to answer this.

[Pat Godwin]

The house is fine. It didn't sell yet.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

But the money soon spent all the gigs just came and went. I need a girlfriend to pay the rent I'm a vaginal vag A bomb. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What was that accent? It was a little English girls kick.

[Pat Godwin]

Me out after they realize that I'm never gonna make it and I'm no prize Then I find me another chick I'm just a homeless romantic yeah, Come on.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good line.

[Pat Godwin]

I got nowhere to stay Tonight I need a little ready to treat me right. Oh, I'll sing her Beatles songs all night. I'm a vaginal vagabond.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

You should have had a Beatles reference there.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the.

[Unknown Speaker]

I would move that one good line up further.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

In the song.

[Josh Arnold]

And after you mention. Mention the Beatles. There should be.

[Chick McGee]

Now with all the experience I have in this area, I'll take you home.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to leave now and go.

[Christy Lee]

Home with Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

Making me a little misty, but I should be nice and hard. Okay, here we go. Moved down to Florida as I got older Found the women to be much colder but the boomers. Boomers love the buffet songs. I'm a vaginal vagabond.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing worked there.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear the review? Nothing worked there.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's your closer.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to him. There. There is something there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

If you go to Florida, there are a lot of women, a lot of guys your age playing music at the tiki bars.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, yeah, Maybe something about a lot of liver spots. You're at the bar doing some shots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm doing some shots. Spots with the gals of the liver spots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Are you changing her diaper? And love me doo doo referencing that Beatles thing you had before.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love me doo doo.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why, but love me some.

[Josh Arnold]

Love me some doo doo.

[Pat Godwin]

Love me some doo doo.

[Christy Lee]

I love me some doo doo.

[Chick McGee]

Don't listen to him.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a vaginal vagabond. This one's gonna be put away and never recorded.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. It's dirge. Like it's sad.

[Pat Godwin]

So you don't like the stuff with real meaning. You like the cornball crap because it's true.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just remember that criticism is from Captain Love me doo doo. So I think we know where his philosophy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he mentioned Beatles song There should be a Beatle Beetle.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I did that the other day, and that bombed, so I thought I would go with the buffet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have an idea for you. We'll talk about it off the air with that song.

[Pat Godwin]

Fair enough.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it's salv. Salvageable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just maybe new chords, new melody and.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

You've never done this before. Write for somebody else to sing it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never question the man who wrote who cut the cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Or oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that had a grill. Upbeat.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a good melody.

[Josh Arnold]

O cut the cheese, let's smell.

[Chick McGee]

Needed to be.

[Pat Godwin]

You're talking to the person who wr Prison bitch.

[Jeff Oskay]

That actually has merit.

[Christy Lee]

Smell it. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. If you're just joining us, this is the Bible Time Show. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Oscar is hanging out with us. He's going to be joining us when we get to Cincinnati and Toledo at the end of the week for some great stuff. But right now let's turn to Christy Lee once again. She is at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Genetic testing company 23andMe has filed for bankruptcy. See?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

After Filing for Chapter 11 and the resignation of its CEO, the company announced it will look to sell, quote, unquote, substantially all of its assets.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's a court approved reorganization plan.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they have to fire people by 23s right?

[Jeff Oskay]

I would hope so.

[Christy Lee]

23, 46, 69.

[Chick McGee]

The news prompted California Attorney General Rob Bonta to issue an urgent alert recommending 23andMe customers. Rob Bonta immediately purged their genetic data from the site.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where's that DNA gonna go, to China?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Whoever has the most money.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand. What would the. What's the why? Why?

[Chick McGee]

Why what?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why in what respect?

[Christy Lee]

Why.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is it dangerous for them to have your DNA?

[Chick McGee]

They could clone you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

You run into yourself in 10 years.

[Pat Godwin]

You seen Jurassic Park?

[Christy Lee]

Don't blame me when you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I did the 23andMe thing.

[Unknown Speaker]

I guess insurance companies could buy your data and they would know if you're sick or what your family history type.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Unknown Speaker]

Medical stuff is.

[Chick McGee]

And then they would deny you insurance or deny you insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because they're essentially, if they're not already out there, they're so close where they'll be able to look at your DNA and go, you are going to die this year of this.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they'll give you the year and they'll give you probably how you're gonna. No, no, I have no interest.

[Josh Arnold]

It's my understanding. Josh, you don't have to worry about that. Tertiary syphilis. It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's not what's gonna take me out.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, you did 23andMe?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I did. And they email me about every month with some other proposition.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like, like what?

[Jeff Oskay]

24.

[Josh Arnold]

They're relentless. Maybe that'll stop.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, I did the thing subscribe where it will tell you like that kind of like your future stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Mine says I'm gonna die next year by self inflicted gunshot. I thought that was a bit. I thought that was a bit on. On the nose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why Would they? How would they know that?

[Christy Lee]

It seems to me you might be able to do something about that.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey, it's in the cards, all right?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Well, thank you very much, Christy. Move on. I've already done that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How'd I miss that? Scientists say cannabis users under the the age of 50 are more than six times more likely to have a heart attack. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that marijuana can make the heartbeat faster and raise your blood pressure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

They believe marijuana may make small defects in the coronary arteries linings even more suspicious.

[Jeff Oskay]

To a heart attack doctor Buzz kill.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sorry, not you. Not me.

[Josh Arnold]

Harold and Kumar buy a defibrillator. Their new film.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Between that and all the White Castle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I. Is that. I wonder if that's part of it.

[Chick McGee]

Because you eat badly when you're high.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The pizza, the burgers and the fries. Maybe they're killing you. That seems like a pretty big number. Would you say five times more likely? Six times more likely?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but who knows what else is doing that? Caffeine could do that. I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

I immediately went with what you do, Josh. Well, that's not. That's an incomplete study. What else does it say?

[Josh Arnold]

They're six times more likely to be enjoying their life. Life.

[Unknown Speaker]

While they have the 911 call will be six times more chill.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Their conversation is six times not as interesting as they think it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Spit.

[Unknown Speaker]

Take from God.

[Jeff Oskay]

You ever talk to a pothead and they have a brilliant idea and you go, ah, geez. I got to listen to this for 20 minutes?

[Josh Arnold]

Wheels on had a rough weekend. I lost my remote, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

He's killing me today.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're right, Levi. It would be amazing if all sidewalks were those people movers from airports.

[Josh Arnold]

Why can't.

[Christy Lee]

Why can't they do that? Think of the time they have.

[Jeff Oskay]

The technology.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. And I still experience the thing where you're. You're driving down the road at speed and you pass someone in the level of the marijuana. Smart. Smoke is. Wow. That must be good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Contact high. Man.

[Josh Arnold]

If I can. If I can smell it while going 60 miles an hour.

[Jeff Oskay]

You ever look over and surprised at who it is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, hey, hey, Father.

[Josh Arnold]

Go easy, Padre. You got a mass in 40 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

The theft of trucks loaded with green coffee beans surging in the United States as prices for the beans have increased to all time highs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen Obama?

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen green coffee beans? I haven't that rhyme. See Tom. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Theft of coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciated the. Thanks, Obama. That always, always makes me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Much funnier than what I clearly.

[Josh Arnold]

There's clearly no connection with anyone in the world of politics. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Theft of coffee has also been reported in producing countries like Brazil and Vietnam. Here in the United States, the thefts are being done by organized gang gangs who disguise themselves as transportation companies.

[Christy Lee]

Delta.

[Chick McGee]

Each truckload has about 44, 000 pounds of green beans. Green coffee beans worth about $180,000.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow. I wasn't aware of these things. Have you guys?

[Chick McGee]

Me either. I didn't know a green.

[Josh Arnold]

There was that thing where they had. What's his name, Juan Valdez. Couldn't find his donkey. They barely hijacked him away down, down the hill and the coffee bean. By the way, you know what kind of a sentence you get, Josh? What kind of sentence do you get if you're caught? You get Venti to life. That's not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

20 life. Is that what it is?

[Josh Arnold]

You ever go to a coffee. You go to a coffee place that isn't a Starbucks and you inadvertently go at like a Venti and they don't care for that. They give you the look like, well, I have to pee in this one, or whatever. Keep the cups of the year in them. Christy, what's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we still have time, don't we? Or not. Bloody Colorado police arrested a man accused of robbing a store with a finger gun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, are we coming back with that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's come back.

[Chick McGee]

All right. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now we have.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, nothing. I just. It's too hard to explain. The 50th time changes that are happening.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a big broadcast, a pair of them coming up this Thursday and Friday, brought to you by Field of Dreams Whiskey. And once again, on, let's see, Thursday, we're going to be in Greater Cincinnati and Covington, actually, and hope to see you there. And on Friday, we're going to be in Toledo. Details are posted on our website and you can also check out the special shirts that we're doing and donating all the money right now. I want to remind you, Field of Dreams Whiskey, our sponsor has a brand new bourbon company coming out. It's called the Field of Dreams Players Series. Bourbon. It's a tribute to the heroes of baseball. What's interesting is they've produced one bottle for every player in the history of Major League Baseball.

[Chick McGee]

It's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And Drew Storen is one of the guys behind this former pitcher for, among other teams, the Cincinnati Reds. He's going to be joining us coming up on Thursday. By the way, the bourbon was crafted using the corn from the fish famous Field of Dreams field in Iowa. They have the exclusive rights to that corn and they're turning it into a special, a special bourbon. By the way, these the release date is this Thursday, opening day for the Reds. So you'll find all the [e-mail] tom or at a Realtor near you. Excuse me. Or at a, at a retailer near you. By the way, if you're Realtor and.

[Chick McGee]

You'Re handing out Field of Dreams, that'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

If you buy this house, we'll give you a bottle of bourbon, celebrate the legacy. This is really fun and it's a great gift. By the way, once again, it's drinkfieldofdreams.com Tom for this special offer, shipping is not available everywhere. It's not available, for example, in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and Vermont. And of course, you must be at least 21. Please drink response. That's Field of Dreams whiskey. Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email, get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

What up?

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee Leave.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar is here.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, chick.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chuck's Deluxe.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That was your nickname back in the day, Chuck's Deluxe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that in high school?

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Like sophomore on.

[Chick McGee]

Did you use it on the air ever?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a hell of a nickname, Chuck's Deluxe.

[Josh Arnold]

But gosh, Josh, what would you have you ever thought about having a radio name Josh?

[Jeff Oskay]

I never did, no. Yeah. If you have any. I know for a while there when I first started, we had there were some ideas being thrown around by the.

[Josh Arnold]

Windbags, but do you remember any of them?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

How about jumping Jim?

[Josh Arnold]

I was maybe like get jizzy with it would be your slogan, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Get jizzy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine if the afternoon show, don't forget coming up this afternoon, Josh Arnold will be getting jizzy with it. Like the manager doesn't really get it.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds like a fun slogan. Josh. I'm going to go play pickleball. Okay. We're joining the studio by Jeff Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. What are you doing there? Are you chewing? What are you doing? Is that what you're doing?

[Josh Arnold]

That's another manager. I'm gonna go play pickleball. He's a guy not really plugged in. Not really.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hit my radio name. Cash Daily.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You could win Cash Daily.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Listen in for Cash Daily.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is pretty good.

[Unknown Speaker]

H. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. False advertising.

[Jeff Oskay]

I found a. I found something here that I thought might be fun to talk about. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Get ready to run the gauntlet.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the actions that Americans think are least acceptable to do in public. They pulled a certain amount of.

[Chick McGee]

Getting jizzy with. It would be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that Be.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be number one, I'm thinking.

[Jeff Oskay]

So they. They don't. People. People were surveyed and they say, should you do this in public? Yes or no?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll start from the bottom of the list. Bringing a pet into an indoor space like a grocery store.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now they say.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, now 45% of people say it's not acceptable.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Well, 55% say it is. And I'm one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not necessarily legal in all states.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

In all places.

[Christy Lee]

I think. I. I don't know. I think if. If you say it's my support.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think if it's a service dog. Of course it's legal.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I. I don't think you can call it into question either that I believe you can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I know that some places there are insurance reasons why.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But warmer states like Florida and California, people take their dogs every.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think I've ever gone into a place where there was a dog or. And I was upset.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, but I know one of the places I go for coffee. There's a sign right in the door, no dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a bummer. Because coffee places. That's so Great place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it may be, as you said, maybe their insurance.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. How about this? Wearing headphones or earbuds while talking to somebody in person.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you're.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's rude.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if your earbuds aren't on or whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

57% say, don't do it.

[Christy Lee]

You can leave them in your ear.

[Josh Arnold]

Ears.

[Unknown Speaker]

And here I would say very popular with under 30.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's got to be inferior.

[Unknown Speaker]

At least have one in and they may not have the other. And they will always have it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I recommend you do that during a job interview. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I'm a surgeon, you know. Be happy to. I'm sorry. I'm listening to the Doors.

[Jeff Oskay]

So that's with you. How about this? Playing music out loud.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, never, never.

[Christy Lee]

Carrying a boom. This is not the 60s, a boombox.

[Jeff Oskay]

Around 59% say no. Now this happens in this room. Somebody will take their phone and just start listening to something.

[Josh Arnold]

Check.

[Christy Lee]

What's matter, Tom?

[Jeff Oskay]

You're a little guilty of this too. You'll play music.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You'll have music playing during commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Commercial breaks, you will often have a song.

[Christy Lee]

What am I doing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm previewing.

[Christy Lee]

You're right. That's right. He's working.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not in the morning. When I get here early in the morning, watch jazz for an hour by myself, I listen to.

[Christy Lee]

I'm. Oh, yeah, you like that. Jazz for. Jazz for Meth heads down.

[Josh Arnold]

Jazz for meth head.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very fast.

[Christy Lee]

Really, really fast.

[Unknown Speaker]

Well, when we were growing up, like you would. Your. Your car stereo couldn't be loud enough. I felt like everyone wanted to. You wanted everyone to hear your music. And now I know with at least my kids, they don't want anyone knowing what they're listening.

[Pat Godwin]

That's so true.

[Unknown Speaker]

Like, they want, like, I pull up school, turn down the music before we get out. Like, they don't want anyone one listening to what they're listening to. Like, they're very.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I've always, like. I've always liked the idea that I'm only listening to this certain music. Yeah, I kind of like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about cursing out loud? Where.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what the word is.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's just. The topic is just in public, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Not like a church.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be funeral.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, 65% say nowhere in public should you be cursing.

[Chick McGee]

That's probably true. You probably shouldn't. It happens.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you guilty of it, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Talk like a sailor. You know that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, even while going through, like a target.

[Chick McGee]

Well, usually by myself, so.

[Christy Lee]

Especially target. I'll go, holy. Look at these deals.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

They have good deals.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they have popcorn. You gotta be me.

[Jeff Oskay]

We've all. You're getting closer and closer. We have all seen this before, and I want to know your thoughts on it. Visibly Displaying swear words on a T shirt or a sign.

[Christy Lee]

Big fan.

[Jeff Oskay]

It takes a special type of person to wear just a vulgar T shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Depends on the curse.

[Unknown Speaker]

I think it's very popular on the flags up at my lake house. The I, they. No one likes a particular politician. And there are hundreds of f someone flags hanging around the lake. The kids to see.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've seen those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they had the same for the cowboys when I went to Washington game. They had all kinds of signs.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That's wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Cowboy.

[Chick McGee]

That's, that is wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the thought's not wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

How about bringing a child into a place that's not typically or that is only typically for adults. So a bar, casino.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, when you can, you know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for that. Well, there are states where you can. Kids can go in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bars and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, I, how about like, I had to give. I had to give a graduation speech. Speech. I've done it a couple times and there was some screaming babies and it's like really?

[Jeff Oskay]

At a graduation, though. It's a family event.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but get a babysitter. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it just because you were talking.

[Pat Godwin]

And you have to know how to work. You have to know how to work the babies.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. He absolutely is irritated at televisions anywhere because people can't focus on what he's saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate going to restaurants that have television.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever take a baby to a black tie event?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I once. Yeah, there was.

[Unknown Speaker]

I had no choice.

[Josh Arnold]

That was.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that was Godwin's on to something, though. You have to learn how to work. Nobody does baby crowd work like back.

[Pat Godwin]

I work cruise ships and I'm not even, I'm not kidding. There were, there'd be babies there. You know, you had to work around it. Not even joking.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was sort of setting up a potential.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you deal with that baby up. Is that fun? Hey, we've all had children. We've all been there.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You may want to take the baby out now, though.

[Christy Lee]

Funnier than baby in wigs. I've always said that.

[Josh Arnold]

And yeah, if you get the baby up there with a wig to distract and get a good laugh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now this is something that 74% of people are against. And I'd love to know how you guys feel about taking a photo or video of someone without their permission.

[Christy Lee]

I think that used to be a no. No. But I don't think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a lot easier to do now.

[Christy Lee]

I think people realize that.

[Josh Arnold]

Given up the other day. I Almost did it. I was so close to doing it.

[Jeff Oskay]

But should you do.

[Josh Arnold]

I was at a coffee shop, and actually, I said to Kelly, look over there. And I kind of took my coffee stir. The winner of the Drew Hastings lookalike contest. There was a guy that could have been his clone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, now, see, there are people that would say you do. You walk up.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, you look just like one of my best friends. May I please.

[Josh Arnold]

What you do now is you pretend you're reading your phone and you go like this, like there's some problem with the light. Then you hit the. But I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Most people know.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This. It was unbelievable.

[Unknown Speaker]

And no one.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, so you are part of the 26% who don't. That doesn't bother you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it. I would. I ended up not doing it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

And I would. I wouldn't have posted it. I would have just shown you guys because it was just staggering.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever gotten caught because the camera noise goes off? Oh, trying to be discreet. And that's fine.

[Unknown Speaker]

They're like, sir, you need to leave the dressing room room right now.

[Christy Lee]

You ever take a picture backstage at a strip club? Ever do that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did take. I did take a picture. Willie and I. Willie and I were having breakfast in Chicago, and there were two guys that were. How do I word this delicately? That looked exactly the same. They were.

[Chick McGee]

They were a couple.

[Josh Arnold]

They were a couple, but, I mean, they were identical, which I thought was so weird. I mean. I mean, same clothes, same hair, same everything.

[Christy Lee]

And you and your son were. Look at these guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I did take. I did discreetly take a photo.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they were twins, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they were.

[Christy Lee]

They were.

[Josh Arnold]

They were butt buddies. Well, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the political. If you want to be politically correct about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't that. It's that. What would. Isn't that what Liberace did at the end? He had his one boyfriend end up trying to look. He tried to make him look just like him. So when. When someone says, go heft yourself, you'll try him.

[Pat Godwin]

It's fun working here.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he made a lot. Covered a lot of. Thank you, Josh. Very, very pleasant. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-266-2866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that he has kind of a widow's peak, but he's drawn.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like it's colored in.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Of course. He's like. He's like painted on a lower hairline.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got a head like Megamind.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. A little bit. And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it dyed dark blue?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it's dyed. Yeah, he's got a little color on it if it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

What.

[Christy Lee]

But it is definitely colored in. And.

[Josh Arnold]

And he looks like a James Bond villain if he didn't have the logo on.

[Christy Lee]

The Flames were 28 and 7 this year. They ran through the Conference USA tournament. But this is what's making big headlines, so to speak. Yes. Headline. McKay's hair has gone viral.

[Josh Arnold]

That is one bad haircut.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you what, that is something else.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why go that way? Natural? It wouldn't look awful.

[Chick McGee]

It would be fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, just short.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it must be. It must be some inside thing.

[Christy Lee]

You think? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that their official color of the. Are they like the blue and red or something?

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, look at his shirt, Tom. Well, they probably are blue and red, but look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it may look.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's black.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at this. Look at the shoulders.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Tom. But his head's black. The hair on his head's black.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's meant. It's just the way the light's hitting it that makes it look blue.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's really odd. That's a bald choice.

[Josh Arnold]

I like his glasses. Thank you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Billy Joel used to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

No color.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, almost. With like, Sharpie.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw him up close.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding, Pat, who was it that had the spray? He had whatever you. He had like a ton. Like a. Whatever that. A bald spot. Round bald spot. And he would take that. There's this stuff you can spray on. It looks kind it from a distance. Looks like you have hair.

[Christy Lee]

Ron Popeil come up with that or tried to sell that. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think one of the artists in a can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That's an odd look, though. Certainly. Let's. She doesn't look odd. She looks great. It's Christy Lee. She's been cleaning out her closets and pulling out all this great clothing. You look fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

I have a lunch. Colorado police arrested a man accused of robbing a store with a finger gun. Gun. The Colorado Springs Police Department said officers responded to the store learned the suspect allegedly pointed a finger gun at the clerk before taking items. They located the suspect's car, a pink GMC Yukon, and blocked him at a gas station. Officers took the man into custody on multiple charges, including robbery.

[Christy Lee]

Would you let a guy with a finger gun rob you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, do we know if it Was a case of he had it in his pocket. So, like that old movie thing. So it was just protruding or was he. Could you tell? It was.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it sounds like he was just holding his hand up like it was a gun. And I suppose the implication is I really have a gun somewhere. Don't. Okay, but first of all, who. Who has a getaway car that. Would you say it's a pink Yukon?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, GMC Yukon. Big.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he works for Mary Kay.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll be hard to find. Do an apb. We're looking for a pink Yukon. Okay. There's one in the. The state.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why don't you go right to the pimp's house? He has a pink Yukon.

[Josh Arnold]

Your honor, the. Your honor, my finger wasn't loaded. Wow. Good luck to you.

[Christy Lee]

Would you own a pink car, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Prefer not to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do have a pink.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it against the law to point a finger gun at somebody?

[Chick McGee]

Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

I think if you're stealing and the implication is. I think you could say you could.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how do you leap. No, how do you make that implication that I've got a gun pointing my finger? I'd point my gun at you if I had a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

If I were the judge.

[Christy Lee]

What's the law?

[Pat Godwin]

What's the law if you're in a bank and you do it under the. Like your job?

[Josh Arnold]

You could get shot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. I mean, what's the law, though, if you don't actually have a gun, but you just faked it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you're fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're.

[Christy Lee]

Hold on, let's hear him out.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you try it and get back to it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I do need some cash.

[Josh Arnold]

I think. I think they. The finger is going to be your buns when you go to prison.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to play. If I draw a hand puppet.

[Jeff Oskay]

If I draw my finger, my index finger across my neck slowly, do you assume I have a knife? Like I'm going to slit your throat?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's. That could be interpreted as being a threat.

[Christy Lee]

You know they ban that motion in the NFL. You can't like that. If you score a deciding touchdown or whatever, you can't do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

It's a 15 yard penalty.

[Jeff Oskay]

15 yards.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Well, it's not as bad as getting fingered in the prison.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think there have been kids who have been suspended from school for doing a finger gun.

[Christy Lee]

I bet. I wouldn't. I would not doubt that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, going back a week, police in Michigan corralled a Miniature horse that had gotten loose. The Brownstown Township Police Department said the animal was found wandering around a residential neighborhood the evening of St Patrick's Day.

[Christy Lee]

He was just looking for some cold medicine.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was. Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

He's a little horse.

[Chick McGee]

At least wrote in the post, St. Patrick's Day brings out some wild behavior.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So our night shift was on high alert for suspicious activity.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shetland faced after he found the medicine.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess he's in. He's in stable condition.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The department shared photos of officers holding the mini horse along with the caption quote, this guy had a little too much fun on St. Patty's Day.

[Josh Arnold]

He breathed on a dead level. Leprechaun is a little horse.

[Christy Lee]

Still hung like a horse though. You think? Or does it seem because they're small.

[Jeff Oskay]

What if it was just an adult? A full grown horse is dragging, just dragging along.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen that.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen a dragon on the ground?

[Josh Arnold]

A full grown horse?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I have to. They sort of telescope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's staggering.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know, but it didn't touch the ground.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, not the one I saw. No, just.

[Josh Arnold]

Just about.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it's urine. Almost power washed the lines off the road.

[Josh Arnold]

I have witnesses. I was at Camp Haya winter. We were in the Central Lake parade and there was a horse. Look like he had a Louisville Slugger down there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got. I got yelled at by a lady because I was laughing at a horse's penis at a parade because she was like, oh, you're like now my kids are laughing because you were laughing at it, ma'am. They were gonna laugh anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know, Josh. Maybe not. You're. You're a troublemaker.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. I'm an instigator.

[Christy Lee]

You're an agitator.

[Chick McGee]

A portion of the Amazon rainforest was cut down in order to build a highway for a climate summit conference.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love when stuff like this happens.

[Unknown Speaker]

It is right through the middle. It could not be more just right up.

[Chick McGee]

According to the BBC, the four lane high cuts through the tens of thousands of acres protected Amazon rainforest.

[Jeff Oskay]

No one thought to double check.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we're putting up the new smoking lounge here at the American Cancer Society. Just go down by room seven and take a left if you want to smoke while you're here.

[Chick McGee]

The roadway aims to ease traffic to the city, which will host over 50,000 people for the November conference. Though the state government argues that it will be a sustainable highway away, the move is outraged some locals and conservationists.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the pictures. This is where they get the. The notion of the so called Brazilian. They pretty much caught it, waxed it. It is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you guys take a trip in the Amazon?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

You would love to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Mosquitoes would kill me.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd be concerned about swimming in it with all of the. Those things that swim up your Johnson.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no interest in swimming in the Amazon river, but I would.

[Chick McGee]

What about anacondas, man? They're out there, aren't they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's snakes that dead is big too, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it? What was the line again?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's snakes, not dead is big.

[Pat Godwin]

And who is that again?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's Ice Cube.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you can cancel me as much as you want. I'll never stop quoting that in that way.

[Chick McGee]

And the movie is called Anaconda and.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'Re making a new one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, they are.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a comedy and I'm. I'm being serious. It's with Paul Rudd and shoot, I forget who else is in it. And they go to the Amazon to recreate their favorite movie, Anaconda. And they run into a giant anaconda. I'm looking forward to it.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the name of the movie?

[Pat Godwin]

What are they. What are they gonna.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think they're just calling it an anaconda. Yeah, but there was anaconda and then anaconda. Hunt for the Blood Orchard Orchid. Rather. Sorry, not very good.

[Josh Arnold]

While you're in this mode, can you repeat after me? Oh, don't. No, don't.

[Christy Lee]

Let's. Let's try.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a career ahead of you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we don't. We're old.

[Christy Lee]

Snakes out there this big.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

The vernacular.

[Christy Lee]

Is not so. He says it's snakes out there this big.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

When the media asks us what you.

[Josh Arnold]

Said, I want to be able to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Snakes out there this big. They unfurl a giant snake skin.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Ice Cube. Can't believe you can't eat.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what else would you say?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly what I was expecting. Dhaka on my dust flaps. Be a flapping.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's this now?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what he's doing.

[Chick McGee]

What was that?

[Christy Lee]

He's trying to be erudite about something. I. I'm. I'm not. I don't want to even guess.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can we guess that? It's worse than anything I've done ever.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever he just did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me my dust flaps be a itching.

[Chick McGee]

Your dust flaps?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what he's saying.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's gone around the bed. Ladies and gentlemen. Gentlemen, bats in the belfry.

[Josh Arnold]

Dust flaps can be a number of things. Oh, in honor of. In honor of my old friend, it's time now to check in with Mr. McGee, who's apparently a serious spill over there. Oh, no. You okay?

[Christy Lee]

I was trying to clean my screen, but these are not wet. Okay, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's towels out there that dry Got.

[Pat Godwin]

Talk to us first. Take it out for dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Evidently where you're moving, I thought perhaps your dust flaps be itching.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Often I'm accused of not being present when I'm present.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So, to continue in this mode, this program will return presently, which means soon, not as we speak. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee. Jeff Oskay?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Here's tomorrow. I have something over here, Tom, that might be surprising.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love to hear Chick magee@the orangeinsoults.com sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

The major League Baseball season, of course, is technically already begun with a game in Tokyo between the Cubs and the Dodgers. While coming up this season at Baltimore's Camden Yards, where the Orioles play. Here's just one of the many menu items that's going to be available new this season. They're going to have. Have. It's a hamburger place. But they have specially seasoned, specially baked buns for their hamburgers. You know like you get a pretzel bun.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have at ekiben. It's the neighborhood bird bun. I'm not sure what that is. A spicy bun. A tofu bun.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Or crispy tofu nuggets at the ball game. Game.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, so some options for other folks who might have a certain.

[Chick McGee]

No vegetarians.

[Christy Lee]

It's baseball, hot dogs, hamburgers, beer, popcorn, beer, apple pie.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're saying vegetarians should be happy with just their popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Tofu nuggets.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they serve snake?

[Chick McGee]

Snake.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Josh, to say it again.

[Jeff Oskay]

The portions are much, much bigger. They're much larger than you would have thought.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember like a big.

[Jeff Oskay]

I took ice cube to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. He and I went to a baseball game.

[Christy Lee]

Was he surprised?

[Jeff Oskay]

White socks and. Oh, he was very surprised at the serving size of the fried snake.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, he said.

[Jeff Oskay]

If snakes out there this big boy, it's gotten. I'm adding. I'm adding more.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, spin.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm adding more to it than ice cube did.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where I'm going to get in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

You mean you're already Madden flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

Little too street, if you will. I don't get the tofu bun.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't get it either.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think it's general knowledge that you can make tofu. You can make anything out of tofu. So I guess.

[Jeff Oskay]

So instead of egg being in the.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't make any taste good.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Unknown Speaker]

But it's a bun for a burger. Right. Why would you want a vegetarian burger bun?

[Christy Lee]

Because you have tofu bun, then you have have tofu nuggets.

[Unknown Speaker]

So you're putting the nuggets on the bun.

[Christy Lee]

I guess. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, aren't you sad you brought this up now? Poor chick, he's just trying to add.

[Christy Lee]

You don't get him argue my side.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm sorry, let's move forward here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Decided to go to a ball game and have a dog and a beer and.

[Christy Lee]

And a hunk of tofu.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, No, I don't want that. No, don't want that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's tofu night here at the ballpark. Let's say hello to everyone individually, both of you.

[Christy Lee]

Collabor between the popular Baltimore owned hot dog shop Stuggies. That's s t u g g y.

[Josh Arnold]

S that they're great.

[Christy Lee]

Pat and Stugs will serve shaved ribeye cheesesteaks, cheeseburgers, double bacon cheese, shaved ribeye dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

That sounds good.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine, man? How about the butchery on Utah Street? Oh, yeah. And. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's move forward here. What else have you got, Chris? Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Japan's official cherry blossom spotters Monday confirmed the first blooming of the country's favorite flower.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was lucky enough to see the cherry blossoms bloom in Korea and it was just really something. Week of gorgeousness.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it puts the Washington D.C. cherry to shame.

[Chick McGee]

I guess the official start of the festive season in the Japanese capital. So that's pretty exciting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very beautiful, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cherry blossoms, or sakura are Japan's favorite flower and usually reach their peak in late March to early April, just as the country celebrates the start of a new school and business years.

[Christy Lee]

What's it called? Suck. What?

[Chick McGee]

Sakura.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We had to learn that song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Which one?

[Josh Arnold]

You got a size? Some gibberish. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some gibberish. He said foreign language.

[Josh Arnold]

Language.

[Jeff Oskay]

Millions. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

More than us.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm just saying I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I was a.

[Josh Arnold]

When I was a kid, it was sakura, Sakura, Sakura.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember that David Bowie song, Sucera City.

[Pat Godwin]

Wham, bam, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, ma'am.

[Chick McGee]

Love that song. Conan O'Brien accepted the mark Twain prize for lifetime achievement in comedy Sunday night.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

In Washington D.C. at the JFK center for the Performing Arts.

[Christy Lee]

Did they run out of actual.

[Chick McGee]

O'Brien becomes the 26th recipient of the prize.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know you're kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I love cone.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Mikey Madison, Jack Black and John Hamm are up next to host Saturday Night Live. Anora winner for the best actress Oscar. Mikey Madison is set to make her SNL hosting debut this weekend with musical guest Morgan Wallen. Jack Black.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me about it.

[Chick McGee]

Will host for the fourth time with Elton John and Brandi Carlisle as the musical April 5th.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it Elton's birthday today?

[Chick McGee]

And Jon Hamm will become a four time host April 12th with Lizzo becoming the four time musical guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, we've had a number of stories recently about airplane flights that have to turn around. Yep, a whole bunch of them. Actually, we got another one today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This was a flight to China. They had to turn around after the pilot realized. Realized he'd forgotten his passport.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

This was from Los Angeles to Shanghai two hours. Two hours into the journey when the plane had to turn around and go to San Francisco. A United spokesperson has confirmed the incident saying the plane was diverted because the pilot did not have his passport on board.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't. Couldn't I go, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

How dare them inconvenience you.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. Fired.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I mean, couldn't the pilot just stay at the airport or something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. That's what I was. You have to sit here in the cockpit. Forgetful Jones. Oh, I got him good.

[Christy Lee]

You cut him to the quick. Do you hear what he called him? Forgetful Jones.

[Jeff Oskay]

You remember that Sesame street character?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was quite a forgetful guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I hadn't read the bottom of this article. Passengers. So obviously they're massively delayed in their trip to China. Passengers received a $15 meal voucher.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that'll take care of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

There's somebody. While I run. Get a cab home and go through my dresser drawers looking for my passport.

[Chick McGee]

You think that'd be the first thing you'd pack if you were a pilot?

[Christy Lee]

Here's some tofu nuggets.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, I guess does the. There's probably nowhere for the pilot to sleep without going through customs. Yeah. Going through immigration in China, presumably there on the plane.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry, pal.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's not going to be able to fly it back.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Jeff Oskay]

They fly themselves. You guys know that.

[Christy Lee]

There are two. But there are two buttons. Take off.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's much more difficult than that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really is. We've had pilots confirm my thoughts on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Click. We're taking off.

[Chick McGee]

You want to do this millennial story time or not?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the. Is this the one about lying through these?

[Christy Lee]

Go out and make it a great day.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're running out of. A recent survey reveals what matters most to millennials in a relationship. According to the Talker research poll of 1,000Americans. Genitalia size, good sex, more important to millennials, and having similar hobbies or taste in TV.

[Christy Lee]

Told you.

[Chick McGee]

85% of millennials say that good sex is the most important thing. Qualities that are. That were not as highly important among those aged 29 to 44 included having similar lifestyles or political views.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What about similar hobbies? I don't necessarily think that's important. Deal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not always. Not always important.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it nice to be able to get a away and do. Do your thing and have her do her thing or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

But when you really love somebody, you want to be together all the time.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Turns. I get really turned.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me. I'm sorry. Pat, I'm getting a. A text from your girlfriend. It's too. Oh, not true. Okay, back to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I get really turned on when a girl looks at me and says, hey, I'm gonna go do this thing, so I'll just see you later on. I. I think it's so hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Except when the thing is the Los Angeles Lakers.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, I think that's especially hot.

[Christy Lee]

No, she explained that to you, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

It sticks out there this big.

[Christy Lee]

That was Magic Johnson by the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so we're including the alum of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, wouldn't that be something? You're doing the alum Lakers too?

[Christy Lee]

Anybody who was George. George, Mike. And we're alive. I do him.

[Josh Arnold]

Be careful with Kareem. He's got a bad ticker.

[Chick McGee]

There are a lot of couples and.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have to tell me if you.

[Chick McGee]

Sleep with Magic, like doing pickleball or playing golf together or.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, she does.

[Christy Lee]

She enjoys it.

[Unknown Speaker]

He's just trying to be nice.

[Christy Lee]

That honestly made it made me want to vomit.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No, we can pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can play golf.

[Pat Godwin]

I play pickleball with my girl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm not saying you shouldn't have hobbies that you can do together. Right, Right.

[Unknown Speaker]

You look forward to it too, right, Pat?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I actually do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

What a liar.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, if you're just joining us. Hello, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for joining us. We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. We're looking at a survey. This is millennials. I see the headline. Millennials value good sex over most things in relationships.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And millennials again was. This is what era 25 to 40.

[Chick McGee]

44.

[Josh Arnold]

Is money right?

[Christy Lee]

Money mentioned in there anywhere? No, I would think how much they make, how much they're the politics thing.

[Josh Arnold]

These days, especially 44.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Yeah, I think that's higher. I don't think live well.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's refreshing to hear that they're not that worried about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is refreshing. But yeah, I don't think.

[Unknown Speaker]

Who was the power couple that were opposite it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, there are a couple of them. The famous one, Carville.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And then the ice cream guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He ended politics. Fudgy the whale. Fudgy the Whale.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then Trump's original campaign manager. I forget her name. And her husband.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. I couldn't think of her name.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Conley.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, Conway. Yeah, yeah. Marian Conway or whatever. Jim Conway. Very big.

[Josh Arnold]

He Rol offering goes, thanks, Obama.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, he just calls Obama because. Thanks. Thanks Obama.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks a lot, pal. Click.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Sex versus personal hygiene.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

You have to have really good personal hygiene to have sex.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, not always.

[Christy Lee]

I would think you.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, have you ever found someone's personal hygiene off putting?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever found that they were completely unaware of their personal hygiene?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Honest to gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

But have you ever been attracted by somebody's natural musk?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

They just got done. Oh, okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever had to say something.

[Jeff Oskay]

A little snooty of you?

[Christy Lee]

I would like to get in the.

[Pat Godwin]

Shower there, big guys.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't describe it as a musk, but there's definitely something to a particular scent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Natural sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think about women? Because I have, like, I got a shower, you know, I feel like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you talk.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're telling us you don't always have to shower.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. No, you don't. You don't. Like, let's say she showered in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Went to work. And she's not a. You know, she's not a farmer and. Or a mechanic or whatever. And then she. After work, she's like, I don't feel so clean. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, we like it, Dr. Marinate.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your dust flaps me stinking.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, he said it was itching. Your attention. Attention. I think the worst that can happen is, like, it tastes like a chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Chip cookie because the yeast was that ice cube again.

[Jeff Oskay]

I see. I see. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe that's all in my head.

[Jeff Oskay]

But that's the thing. Sometimes it is.

[Christy Lee]

I'm so glad you remember Dutch flaps. I really am.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I didn't shave my legs. I. You could have 80 grit down there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care less. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

This story's pretty interesting. Millennials rating good sex higher than anything else is likely because they're done with having average or just okay sex.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

According to the certified sex educator, Emma Hewitt.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Emma Hewitt. Certified sex educator.

[Chick McGee]

With the rise of sex workshops, sex coaching, and social media, they know I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Also a sex coach.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they wear. The sex shows had like a whistle. I hope they're wearing sweats with the sleeves cut. Cut off. Stopwatch. All right, I want you to line up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to do shirts and skins.

[Christy Lee]

And nine more. And eight more. And seven more.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, I'll talk to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

They know that millennials are now focusing more on their own pleasure, consent, and good communication about sex.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

It is good communication.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Be honest with your Partner.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you want her to move in a different way, or if you want.

[Pat Godwin]

Him, shake that ass. Be.

[Christy Lee]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is how Pat's gonna get her to move out.

[Christy Lee]

I think. I think Pat gave me a really great piece of advice. He said, remember, Elijah's not a lie if you believe it. And I. I really.

[Pat Godwin]

There are only two people you lie to. Girlfriend and the police.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know these are on, right? Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat, would you date a cop?

[Pat Godwin]

I dated a cop.

[Jeff Oskay]

You did?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Fred.

[Christy Lee]

Undercover, wasn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very undercover. I thought it was a woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

She was so undercover. It was a sting operation, so to speak. It stung when he tore your rectum.

[Christy Lee]

Did he tear the rectum?

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I'm sorry. Anything else interesting about this survey?

[Chick McGee]

No, we're done.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we're gonna have to have sex with more millennials to find out, I guess. I mean, it's really not that they're.

[Chick McGee]

Not settling for anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

46. I'll be 47 in May.

[Christy Lee]

You have to shut up now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jealous.

[Pat Godwin]

You're very young, and I am jealous.

[Josh Arnold]

What about their taste in television? Is that in there at all?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I. I think that's going to be lesson. Because there's something out there for everyone, and I don't think the need to have everyone watch it is a thing anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

And we had a thing a few years ago. We were talking about it. That it's considered cheating if you're. If you're watching a show together.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely, yes. And then you watch without.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch one of the episodes without them.

[Christy Lee]

And they can pick up on it, too.

[Jeff Oskay]

I refuse to be in that relationship.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done it and then didn't tell them? And then you tried to pretend like.

[Christy Lee]

You haven't seen it, and then they.

[Josh Arnold]

Say, wait a minute. Look at this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Next thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they notice it right away.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is sad.

[Chick McGee]

I don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Now, what are you watching?

[Christy Lee]

I've been banging your sister. That doesn't save you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What am I watching right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Running Point with Kate Hudson, which I really enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

That's the one about the Lakers that looks like Pablum.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about Genie Bus.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Have some fun.

[Christy Lee]

Filler.

[Chick McGee]

1923, sugar. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Well, does you. Do you watch it with your man?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I'm watching something substantial.

[Chick McGee]

Shrinking. I like that area.

[Pat Godwin]

I like shrinking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yellow jackets.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's one of my current favorite shows.

[Chick McGee]

Isn'T that a horror show?

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

A little bit. These girls on their way to win the state champ, playing the state championship soccer team. They're plane crashes in the Canadian mountains and the next thing you know, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

This is one of those things. They have to start eating each other.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, hopefully.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you worry, you know, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

D d my dust flops. My dust flaps.

[Christy Lee]

Be a rotten. Eat me before they rot.

[Chick McGee]

But I wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, let's, let's get settled here.

[Christy Lee]

I need help, Tom. I need big time help.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Josh Arnold. Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

I mix it up.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's how you do it. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And here is Tom, resplendent in his steel blue, if you will, golf shirt. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. It's nice to be here.

[Chick McGee]

Today's International Waffle Day. Get a waffles for lunch.

[Christy Lee]

I know, and you know, I love. Everybody here love waffles. Except they're okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer pancakes.

[Christy Lee]

You like a nice, thin crepe Ish. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You just waffled on the waffle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm not a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

Double down does not care for waffles.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to Waffle House. I was disappointed they didn't have pancakes.

[Christy Lee]

We had.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, there's an International House across the street.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't have waffles. I prefer that.

[Christy Lee]

We had the hookup for a guy making waffles every. Every one a week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And Tom put the kibosh on it because he didn't like waffles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, dude.

[Christy Lee]

See?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like them? So you can pour the syrup in and it kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

In the certain squares. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And then you break down the certain squares. You.

[Josh Arnold]

You and some, not the others.

[Christy Lee]

You judge the squares from high above.

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Butter.

[Jeff Oskay]

And a pad of butter in every square.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's the way to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is. It's time now to review what important events took place on this date in history.

[Christy Lee]

Time now to review what important event. I said, what important events took place in this day in history. Oh, it's one.

[Josh Arnold]

This is an interesting one, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Here's an interesting one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if anybody will get this in 1939. 9.

[Christy Lee]

I will.

[Josh Arnold]

Billboard magazine introduced its first chart for country music. Oh, it wasn't called the country chart. What was it called?

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet I know, too.

[Chick McGee]

Country Western?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hillbilly music.

[Josh Arnold]

Hillbilly music was called Hillbilly Hits.

[Christy Lee]

Hillbilly hits. I knew hillbilly Was in it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Hillbilly. I like that word. Hillbilly.

[Pat Godwin]

You hear me now? Being hillbilly.

[Jeff Oskay]

I doubt it. No, hillbilly gets offended by anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, no, that's how the.

[Unknown Speaker]

I love calling people a hillbilly, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a redneck is. Is. Is that insulting?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think it used to just mean you worked outside.

[Christy Lee]

I think redneck is more. Yeah. Pejorative. Redneck to me implies that you. Yeah, you.

[Chick McGee]

You're a blue collar worker, you're outside.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it became something bad.

[Christy Lee]

No, you'd like. You. You'd call the cops on. On a friend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Redneck. Don't be red.

[Jeff Oskay]

A red coat.

[Christy Lee]

Stop being red, man. No, that's a British person. Okay, the red coats are coming.

[Jeff Oskay]

A turn coat is what I'm thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Turn coat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Red turn coat.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I'm glad we got that.

[Josh Arnold]

And most of those early hillbilly hits were about punching. Never mind. Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

She sure can take a punch, can't she?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Here we go. 1960. John Lennon and Yoko Ono did what?

[Chick McGee]

Did their bed in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Christy. There you go, Christy. Yeah, the famous bed in. In Amsterdam.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of hair.

[Unknown Speaker]

That room had to stay.

[Jeff Oskay]

No doubt.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Not a straight tooth among them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

See, now we have a handful of birthdays. We mentioned this one, this one of chick's favorites. Elton John. Born on this date in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, 1940. 37.

[Josh Arnold]

37, 42, 42. 1947. 40, 47. Man, he looks old. Okay, he's a gay man. Getting. What does that make him? 79?

[Chick McGee]

77, 78.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be sub. No, it'll be six. 78.

[Chick McGee]

78.

[Pat Godwin]

Chicken. I will do our tribute tomorrow by making.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we'll make love.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You have to catch it. We can't tell you when.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Jeff Asky, do you know Elton John's birth name, if you will?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyone? Reginald.

[Christy Lee]

Kenneth Dwight.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Kenny. Yay, Kenny.

[Josh Arnold]

A friend of the show. Doug Stanhope. Dougie. His birthday? 1967.

[Christy Lee]

I tried to get a hold of you, Doug, and you changed your number or something. So give me.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know my number number.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we'll say it on the air.

[Christy Lee]

Doug. Here's my phone number. Nine. Okay. That's the good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see. I don't think there's anything else of interest in the state that isn't too depressing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're way short.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it did depress us. We don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Chicken. I could sing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't want to.

[Pat Godwin]

Not right now.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's wrong?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm not feeling it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. Elton is 78. Sorry. Yeah. These are all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Sarah Jessica Parker turned 60 today. I love her.

[Christy Lee]

She placed third at Turfway. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Unfair criticism.

[Christy Lee]

Accurate.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you watch la?

[Unknown Speaker]

How do you not like her?

[Chick McGee]

Not attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Goodness. She's very pretty. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of character to her face.

[Chick McGee]

If I were. If I were. No.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like her.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know her to say I don't like her. I just am not attracted.

[Unknown Speaker]

See, I think Pat called it. LA Story is where I first saw her as a young, young male.

[Jeff Oskay]

So sexy.

[Unknown Speaker]

And she'll always be that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Jeff Oskay]

With that striking distance with Bruce Willis. She's hot in there.

[Christy Lee]

She's wearing a hat, though, right? Maybe that takes some consequences.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here's a happy story to end things. Things we've been talking about Ace and his injury. Ace, in all truth, tripped over his cat and severely injured his leg. He's broken two bones and he's had surgery. And.

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, this. This like an hour ago, Tom, Ace's cat, stopped laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway, Ace is recovering. He's still in the hospital. We'll give you an update. I don't think he'll be here this week. He has a bit of a work to do to get himself back in shape.

[Christy Lee]

He needs to take it easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so. But send your cards and letters here to Bob and [e-mail] we'll pass them along to Ace.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that'll be nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps tomorrow we can get him on the phone doing the official Ace Cosby joke.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hey, while he's in the hospital, can we fix his window without him?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, wouldn't that be great?

[Jeff Oskay]

I honestly think that'll make him mad.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think it'd make him care.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have his keys?

[Chick McGee]

No, I try to find them.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, if you can break into a car and hotwire it, give us a call.

[Jeff Oskay]

He likes it.

[Unknown Speaker]

It's easy to break in. The window's missing.

[Jeff Oskay]

He likes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's true, but you got a hot wire. Thank you. Thank you so much for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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