The BOB & TOM Show – March 27, 2026

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature comedy, witty banter, offbeat news, listener letters, sports, and musical interludes with the regular crew: Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay, and Ace Cosby. Highlights include hilarious baseball parody, quirky small-town names, penis humor, sex and sperm science (especially in space), food oddities across America, and more. There’s also reflection on live events, listener interaction, and call-backs to classic bits.

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Harry Caray Baseball Parody & Church of Baseball (01:27 - 06:47)

• Guest Stand-Up: Jeff Oskay (channeling Dan St. Paul) delivers a hilarious Harry Caray impression, narrating a biblical-era baseball game—complete with jokes about manna vendors, Lazarus’ resurrection, and Jesus hitting a "basis empty grand slam.” (02:28)
  • “Fans, we haven’t had a mirac’ go like that since we had fishes and loaves night here.” – Jeff Oskay (03:30)
  • “David 1, Goliath nothing—ends a long win streak for the big guy.” – Jeff Oskay (06:13)
• Roundtable Banter: Classic Bob & Tom repartee about baseball, nostalgia for old-school announcers, and poking fun at female stadium voices.

2. Health Check-Ins & Hyjinx (07:26 - 08:45)

• Josh’s Health: Josh Arnold discusses his current battle with diverticulitis and restrictive diets ("No, I can have... like I'm having a turkey sandwich... but only sourdough or gluten free" – Josh Arnold, 07:40)
• Sperm in Space Tease: Tom hints at a future 'hunk' about semen science and astronaut masturbation in space, foreshadowing the running theme of the day. (08:15)

3. Live Events Recap & Listener Letters (08:45 - 13:09)

• Cincinnati Live Show Reflection: The crew thanks fans for a great event in Kentucky/Cincinnati, notes charity T-shirts for Brave Gowns (superhero capes for kids in hospitals), and discusses hidden coordinates on souvenir shirts.
• Town Names & Quirky Geography:
  • Odd and suggestive town names like French Lick, Wanker's Corner (OR), Hooker (OK), and Dick Shooter (ID) inspire puns and jokes (13:32)

4. Comedy Music: “Older Than Famous Dead Guys” by Heywood Banks (19:14 - 20:54)

• Listener Retirement Tribute and playing of Heywood Banks’ song, celebrating longevity with morbid humor.

5. School Trip Memories & More Letters (23:35 – 28:51)

• School Trips: Tom and Christy reminisce about D.C. trips and bus antics—including bridge phobias, upchucking out windows, acquisition of old nudist magazines (“Western Nudist was really... disturbing when you see the whole family naked” – Tom Griswold, 29:18)
• Classic Childhood Antics: Reference to “filling up” on the bus, boyish mischief, and the lost art of finding "a little bit of flesh" before the internet.

6. Music & Sports: Walk-Up Songs, NCAA Brackets, and Baseball (11:04, 39:47, 46:14)

• Walk-Up Music: Listeners suggest Avenged Sevenfold’s “Hail to the King” as Tom’s entrance theme (12:05)
• Sports Update: The sports desk highlights March Madness games with some friendly gambling/pool banter. Purdue’s nail-biter, Illinois’ win, and family gym betting bracket stories make for an entertaining sports sidebar. (39:47)
• Mountain Dew Promo: Free Baja Blast for 420 ft+ home runs = pot jokes and food stoner humor (42:19)
  • “When that fella was in his prime, he could throw some heat. This year his ERA has ballooned to a hefty 6-6-6.” – Jeff Oskay (06:13)
• Tom Brady & NFL: The show covers his phantom return rumors and Olympics flag football aim (44:01)

7. Weird Towns & Pat Godwin’s Musical Tour (49:18 – 63:36, 61:43)

• Bug Tussle Sign Theft: Real-life town name larceny; cross-talk about the town’s pop culture origins (Petticoat Junction, Pokémon, etc.)
• Global Oddities: Christy reads a long list of real towns with bizarre or risqué names: Belchertown, Lick Fork, Climax (multiple states), Ding Dong, Knockemstiff, Bushy Gap, No Place, Wham Bottom, and more.
  • “There’s a hooker. Oklahoma.” – Christy Lee (13:54)
  • “Bushy Gap... Oh, lately it’s a lot less bushy.” – Tom Griswold & crew (53:32)
• Pat Godwin Song: He stitches the towns into a bawdy, clever road-trip song, winding through Banger, Dick Shooter, Intercourse, Sweet Lips, Beaverlick, and more (62:03).
  • “I’ll drive to Banger all night long, but first it’s Morehead then Intercourse...” – Pat Godwin (62:14)

8. Food Weirdness & Regional Eats (129:13 – 134:13)

• Odd American Foods: The show gets into “Frogmore Stew,” “barbecue spaghetti,” “cannibal sandwich” (raw beef and onion), “scrapple,” “Butter Burger,” Kool-Aid soaked pickles, tater tot hot dish, disco fries, and more.
  • “Cannibal sandwich...uncooked ground beef sandwich.” – Jess Hooker (130:27)
  • “Tater tot hot dish... casserole of meat, vegetables and tater tots” – Tom Griswold (133:52)
• Food Memories: Jess, Christy, and Tom offer opinions on chili with cinnamon (Cincinnati style), regional tastes, and healthiness (do NOT eat carpet after sewage!).

9. Sex, Sperm & Ejaculation Science, both Earthly and Astronautical (79:06 – 89:23)

• Prostate Health: Harvard study claims that 21 ejaculations/month can cut prostate cancer risk by 33%, health/solo/teamwork jokes (79:15)
  • “21 ejaculations per month equals 252 times annually, or almost 70% of the days.” – Christy Lee (80:41)
  • “All that is is coming up here in the Bob and Tom program right now. I want to talk to you about your credit cards. Yikes.” – Tom Griswold, transitioning as only Tom can. (14:13)
• Masturbation Lore: Jokes about myths (“go blind,” “hairy palms,” religion, acne).
• Space Sex: Australian researchers calculate astronaut orgasm would push one’s body backward in microgravity. Serious-silly chat about conception in space, sperm navigation, and technical details (83:08 onward).
  • “So when you ejaculate, it pushes you backward.” – Christy Lee (83:52)
• Sperm Quality & Abstinence: Extended abstinence may damage sperm DNA; question of optimum “interval between releases” discussed semi-scientifically (101:06).
• Sexual Orgasm Face Study: Real-world facial expressions in orgasm resemble expressions of pain (106:14).

10. Penis Sizes, Measurements & State Rankings (108:02 – 113:17)

• Statistical Roundtable: 90% of US men claim to have measured their penis. Average self-reported size: 6.34” erect; Iowa is “#1” for size and “growing”. Girth versus length, over/underestimation, units of measurement; Christy and Jess weigh in credibly.
  • “Give it to them in centimeters.” – Tom Griswold (110:05)
  • “Everybody likes a foot long, but all you need is a 6 inch with extra meat.” – Josh Arnold (111:00)

11. Silly Inventions & Odd News (147:23 – 149:54)

• Guy Arrested 98 Times: Washington State man with a custom-built car dashboard bong, leading police on a chase.
  • “He was charged with DUI, eluding police and possession of narcotics. Yes, he could smoke his bong while driving.” – Christy Lee (147:47)
• Bear Suit Scarecrows: Indian farmers don bear costumes to frighten away crop-raiding monkeys; everyone riffs on bear costumes and farming hacks.

12. Listener Letters and Reaction (Throughout)

• Names for “the Male Member”: “She calls it Snickers because it satisfies.” (35:53)
• Odd Text Autocorrects & Domestic Lingo: “I’m going to get a carrot naked” becomes a running gag (36:30).

13. Live Events, Merch, Charity & Wrap-Up (Throughout)

• Pop-Up Shop: Reminders to buy limited edition shirts — benefiting Brave Gowns kids’ charity, shop closes Sunday night.
• Stand-Up Promos: Pat Godwin subs for Josh at the Ritz Theatre, Tiffin, OH; shout-outs to Mark Shalafu, Greg Warren, Willie G, Tim and Johnny Kavanaugh, and others touring live.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Ejaculation Health:
  • “Every husband in America is going to be using this tonight. Honey, do you want me to die?” – Tom Griswold (79:51)
• On Odd Towns:
  • “Ding Dong Texas... Dick Shooter, Idaho... Knockem Stiff Ohio... Wankers Corner, Oregon... All on the same road, apparently.” – Christy Lee & crew (54:47)
• On Penis Sizes:
  • “When you measure, where do you start?” – Tom Griswold (108:33)
  • “She said, oh, well you aren’t supposed to start measuring at your b-hole.” – Ace Cosby (108:48)
• On Arms Race to the Moon:
  • “...build a base on the moon’s south pole...Meanwhile, the chickpeas were coated with a fungi to help reduce the uptake of heavy metals. Sounds like a wonderful thing to eat.” – Tom & Christy (90:28)
• On Emotional Connection:
  • “...emotional connection, chemistry and compatibility matter more in bed than penis size. Well, of course, that would make sense.” – Christy Lee (111:19)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:27 - Harry Caray "Bible Baseball" bit starts
• 03:30 - “Mirac’ go like that since fishes and loaves night.” (Parody peak)
• 08:15 - Introduction of the day's sexual science/space themes
• 13:28–14:13 - Odd town names and setup for semen stories
• 19:14–20:54 - Heywood Banks’ “Famous Dead Guys”
• 39:47 - March Madness updates and sports pool banter
• 49:18–54:47 - Weird town names and global comparisons
• 62:03–63:36 - Pat Godwin’s small-town musical number
• 79:06–84:24 - Semen health and sperm science begins
• 101:06–104:23 - Abstinence and sperm quality
• 108:02–113:17 - Penis surveys and size rankings
• 129:13–134:13 - American food oddities

Tone & Style

• The show is irreverent, quick-witted, often R-rated, but always grounded in the easy, familiar chemistry of the cast. Lovable puns, playful innuendo, cross-talk, mock outrage, callback running gags, and bursts of laughter drive the comedic engine. Music/comedy blends seamlessly throughout, and the frequent letters/interaction keep it listener-centered.

Summary for New Listeners

This episode is classic Bob & Tom: a rich, rapid blend of comedy, pop culture, saucy science talk, listener engagement, and musicality. Best consumed with room to laugh and a willingness to learn why there is a place called Dick Shooter, Idaho. Don’t miss the parody “Bible Baseball” and Godwin’s city-name road song, but also settle in for the ribald humor that is this show’s signature.

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