The BOB & TOM Show - March 28, 2025 (Opening Day in Toledo!!)

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 28, 2025: Opening Day in Toledo!!

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Introduction and Setting

Broadcasting live from the Glass City Center in Toledo, Ohio, the BOB & TOM Show welcomed a vibrant crowd on Opening Day for the Toledo Mud Hens. Hosts Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, and Pat Godwin set the stage for a morning filled with comedy, sports talk, and engaging interactions.

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Musical Performances

Haywood Banks’ Wiper Blades Song ([01:09] Haywood Banks): The show kicked off with a humorous and quirky song by comedian Haywood Banks, highlighting the struggles of dealing with winter weather and faulty wiper blades. The catchy tune set a lighthearted tone for the episode.

Pat Godwin’s “Suck the Fat off My Fanny” ([12:17] Pat Godwin): Pat delivered a comedic take on weight loss struggles, transforming his personal challenges into a funny musical number:

“Suck the fat off my fanny, Suck it out of my cheeks...”

Haywood Banks’ “Interstate 80, Iowa” ([77:00] Haywood Banks): Haywood continued his musical contributions with a regional tribute song, weaving elements of local culture and humor:

“Interstate 80, Iowa... There's that smell again. Corn, corn, corn.”

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Guest Appearance: Drew Storen and Field of Dreams Whiskey Company

Drew Storen’s Interview ([60:29] Drew Storen): Drew Storen, founder of Field of Dreams Whiskey, shared insights about the company’s unique offering—whiskey crafted from corn grown on the iconic Field of Dreams movie set. Highlighting the limited release of their Opening Day batch:

“We do one bottle for every player in the history of baseball... If you have bottle 4204, you got Babe Ruth. If you have bottle 19,736, you have mine.”

Drew humorously recounted his pitching days and interactions with teammates, adding a personal touch to the discussion about the whiskey brand.

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Sports Discussions

NCAA Tournament Predictions ([17:32] Christy Lee & Josh Arnold): The hosts engaged in light-hearted banter over NCAA basketball tournament predictions, humorously debating outcomes and reflecting on unexpected game results.

Famous Baseball Nicknames ([50:36] Baseball Segment): Christy Lee led a segment on iconic baseball nicknames, recalling figures like Dennis Boyd (“Oil Can”) and Wilmer Vinegar Bend, infusing historical anecdotes with comedic twists.

Christy Lee: “Pat, you got the keyboard working today?”

Pat Godwin: “Yes, we got it working.”

Toledo Mud Hens Opening Day ([44:15] Tom Griswold): Tom Griswold emphasized the significance of the Mud Hens’ season opener, discussing the team’s history and the festive atmosphere surrounding the event.

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Audience Interaction and Letters

“Toledo Mud Hen” Misinterpretation ([07:08] Christy Lee): A listener’s letter sparked laughter as the hosts explored the unintended sexual innuendo of the term “Toledo Mud Hen.”

Tom Griswold: “The Toledo Mud Hen sounds like a sex move...”

Audience Questions and Jokes ([46:21] Listener Letters): Listeners submitted humorous questions and anecdotes, including playful misunderstandings and lighthearted jokes about driving mishaps and baseball incidents.

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News Highlights

Clown Trespassing Incident ([132:44] Josh Arnold & Christy Lee): A bizarre news story about a man dressed as Ronald McDonald causing a commotion and being arrested for trespassing, delivered with the hosts’ signature comedic flair.

Josh Arnold: “Oh, that's what you want to say to a police officer arresting you?”

Breast Milk Ice Cream Launch ([133:51] Josh Arnold): Christy Lee reported on the unconventional launch of breast milk-flavored ice cream by Baby Brand Frida, prompting humorous skepticism and jokes about the product’s viability.

Josh Arnold: “They insist it's not an April Fool's joke...”

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Emoji Segment

Decoding Emoji Meanings ([122:16] Christy Lee & Josh Arnold): The hosts delved into the hidden meanings behind commonly used emojis, uncovering their sexual connotations and sharing laughs over the misinterpretations.

Josh Arnold: “Cherries are for boobs...”

Christy Lee: “Pineapple is for swingers...”

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Closing Remarks and Final Performances

The show wrapped up with more musical performances and closing banter, reinforcing the camaraderie among hosts and guests. Haywood Banks continued his comedic song attempts, while Drew Storen reiterated the unique offerings of Field of Dreams Whiskey.

Tom Griswold: “We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here at the Glass City Center, Toledo, Ohio, courtesy of 1047 WIOT and this is the Bob and Tom Show.”

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Notable Quotes

• Pat Godwin ([12:17]): “Suck the fat off my fanny, Suck it out of my cheeks...”

• Drew Storen ([60:29]): “We do one bottle for every player in the history of baseball... If you have bottle 4204, you got Babe Ruth.”

• Christy Lee ([17:32]): “Duke in Arizona. What did I say? Arizona plus 10. Duke 100. Arizona 93. Oh, all right. Got that one.”

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Conclusion

The March 28, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show provided a delightful mix of comedy, sports enthusiasm, and engaging guest interactions. From humorous songs and playful audience interactions to insightful conversations with Drew Storen about Field of Dreams Whiskey, the show delivered entertainment tailored for both dedicated listeners and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

You don't wake up dreaming of McDonald's fries.

[Haywood Banks]

You wake up dreaming of McDonald's hash browns.

[Christy Lee]

McDonald's breakfast comes first.

[Haywood Banks]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, winter's here with all the ice and snow this early Slush upon the rope Oho the salty spray upon my window Makes me wish that I'd replace my wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blade Salty spray from semis that do pass that turn my windshield into bathroom glass I turned the knob but I come to the conclusion that I did not fill up my washer solution My wiper, wiper wiper fluid My wiper, wiper wiper fluid My wiper, wiper wiper fluid I wish that I'd replaced my wiper fluid down the expressway eightymph I can make out headlights, daylights frosted shapes but down by the dash is a clearing where both blades do scrape I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper blade My wiper, wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blade New verse Summer's hair with depressed bugs and flies all committing windshield suicide in smears of green, green and yellow gizzard goo Only rilla wiper blades would do My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades One more time My wiper, wiper wiper blades My wiper, wiper wiper One time on Gallet Here we go. My wiper.

[Tom Griswold]

Wiper.

[Haywood Banks]

Wiper blade I wish that I'd replace my wiper blade.

[Christy Lee]

Hello Toledo. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold and Pat Godwin. I'm Chick McGee. Cram it. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the show. Thanks for coming. All right. Day two of the tour.

[Chick McGee]

It's the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Buckeye Tour.

[Christy Lee]

Man, all these. All these towns look the same, man. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile Studios here at the Glass City Center, Toledo, Ohio, courtesy of 1047 WIOT. And it's great to be here. Coming up, we opened with a little bit of Haywood Banks. Coming up, Haywood will be here in the flesh.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

I got the over under at 10:15.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen him?

[Tom Griswold]

I have not seen him. I have talked to him.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Has anyone told him how to get in the room or. Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I sent him a message telling him.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure there'll be no problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did get a message last night. Christy, I will, yes, allow you to read this. This is a text from Haywood. It's the one on the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Knowing Haywood is chicken sand, it's probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to sleep forgotten effing toaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he won't be doing a.

[Josh Arnold]

He won't be doing.

[Tom Griswold]

He forgot his toaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, can't do his big hit.

[Christy Lee]

This is proof that prayer works. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we can send some. Maybe we can get someone to get a toaster for him. Maybe they have one in somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Want to go all the way home and get a toaster for Haywood. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, it's great to be here. We are here courtesy of our friends at the Field of Dreams whiskey company. And we'll have. We'll have one of their. One of their guys here talking about Field of Dreams whiskey. The whiskey made from corn grown on the famous Field of Dreams from the movie of the same title. I believe they're actually sampling the whiskey in the back there.

[Josh Arnold]

Very. Right back there. I can see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Pat, do you want to do a little bracer?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, not again. I only had one an hour ago.

[Josh Arnold]

That way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

To bring your chip to turn in.

[Christy Lee]

Just flip it to him. Thanks a lot, pal.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's your tip.

[Tom Griswold]

A number of other guests today. I'm looking forward to it. We have the late life lesbian. Jess Hooker will be joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she really was slobbering over some broad yesterday, wasn't she, Kitty cat? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what was happening. We got a lot of mail about that.

[Chick McGee]

Sure you did.

[Pat Godwin]

Wonder why.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So once again, thanks for joining us. We are in downtown Toledo. Right. It's pretty cool. My hotel Room you can actually see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, look down the field where the Mud Hens play. Oh, Pat, I got the. Obviously got a room on the right side. You have the parking lot in your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have a river on my side.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's really cool. So you could actually watch the game from my hotel room. Really? And there's also kind of a Chicago Cubs like situation. You can buy tickets on the roof of a building across the street from the stadium. But it's a beautiful, beautiful ballpark. And the Toledo Mud Hens, one of the more famous minor league baseball teams.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Tom, if you choose the right position, you and her can both watch the baseball game.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Much like Canadians watch hockey, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, I got a nice letter here from someone. I probably. I'll dig it up later. But the essence of it is the phrase the Toledo Mud Hen. Sounds like a sex move. Oh, I gave her the old Toledo Mud Hen.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know which is. They're neck and neck right now. Chuck Norris and this sex move thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Both suck bad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody ever. Anybody ever give her the Toledo Mud in.

[Christy Lee]

Real bad. Listen to that response.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She won't walk right for a week if you're doing it right.

[Christy Lee]

Killed it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you for the help. Help with the setup. Someone in a car is enjoying week.

[Pat Godwin]

You're on your own.

[Tom Griswold]

So, hi.

[Christy Lee]

How.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd you do with the shoe in?

[Christy Lee]

What? I forgot Mr. And Mrs. Harpy over there. Look at him. Yeah, what about that? I know. I got one. I had the points. I think I took the points on all. I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like me to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody watch a. Alabama. Alabama. Alabama. BYU. I could play for BYU.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They got like 15, three points. They got one.

[Christy Lee]

BYU made it to the Sweet 16. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

We don't need more brick after brick. Do you want Mormons coming down on you? Okay, I'm trying to help you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently God didn't like him last night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, guys, we're talking basketball.

[Chick McGee]

We had an NCAA hockey tournament next door to us yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go?

[Chick McGee]

They were. I tried to go, yeah. And my bed did not allow me to. I was mistaken for a scout twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because I was wearing my St. Louis Blues hat and at the front desk, I was using my St. Louis Blues Discover card. That's right. Oh, and hey, are you a scout? No. No, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Why didn't you lie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they would have let you in free.

[Chick McGee]

That was the thing.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I could have maybe tried.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

You really are.

[Chick McGee]

What a dumb. Dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's playing?

[Josh Arnold]

Michigan State. Was playing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Yep. They were. I think the second game or something. Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Ohio State. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice round of applause for your state. Anybody paying attention at all? Ohio State.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicks almost alma mater.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You almost went to Ohio State.

[Christy Lee]

Almost. They still have $30,000 of my money. But I said take it. Take it. You're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

You paid tuition for the first.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You're fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Never went to class. Okay, good. Pat Goblin's got his guitar here. You got the keyboard working today?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we got it working.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. We're going to get a song out of you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, nice little baseball song I just wrote.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's perfect, Pat. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. Do you have a baseball song?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You got time.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We could come. We could come up with something. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

To the ball game or something.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We do have some minor league news for. And some minor league news and some Toledo history. Oh, because we are in Toledo, Ohio and. Okay. I remember my first beer. The hell we're doing shots. We. We.

[Christy Lee]

I believe something around Toledo is because. Has started the Michigan Ohio State fight. The Toledo strip or something. And there was.

[Tom Griswold]

So there was a war.

[Christy Lee]

There was a war about. Over a strip of Toledo.

[Tom Griswold]

One guy was actually stabbed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, there was.

[Tom Griswold]

So there was serious. Everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Toledo. The famous Toledo Warren.

[Chick McGee]

I read all about that on my signal chat.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they tell you when they were attacking?

[Christy Lee]

As fresh as today's headline.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, coming up, we have. Haywood Banks will be here. Patty G. Ready for a song right now.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll do whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a nice short one to get this crowd on their feet.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice short one fills you with pride. With some. Just do something real short.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, make it snappy.

[Pat Godwin]

Get it over with quick.

[Christy Lee]

He's a motivator. That's what they call him. The motivator.

[Pat Godwin]

This could be a sing along. This is about my issues with the weight loss. I just gained all this weight for a movie I want to watch. So that's from the act.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an act.

[Pat Godwin]

With the neutral systems. I was thinking about losing weight. Stepped on the scale and I got a measuring table. They said, wait a minute, mister. There's only so much we can do. I think a liposuction may be the only thing for you. Suck the Fat off my fanny. Suck the cellulite. Suck the fat off my fanny. Sucked away right off air. Oh, that sounded nice. Well I tried Ozempic but I don't like getting shots. Friends that said to eat raw food but I like my barbecue hot. Wait a minute, no Chesters. Well I like my chicken fried the doctor said while I shoot his head let's give a lipo one more try. Suck the fat off my fanny, Suck it out of my cheeks. Suck the fat up my fatty real long. Right on me. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Patty G.

[Chick McGee]

Holy cow. Listen to these folks coming out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin has a new new album out there in the ether and it's called Hotel Pool. And does this hotel have a pool?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not know.

[Chick McGee]

I do not know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all about traveling with kids and the only thing they care about is the whether that hotel has a pool. Pat's album is out there. You can stream it or download it, whatever your preference is. Also coming up, Haywood Banks. We've been working on Haywood's new album for a decade. I said not kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now it's time to check in with Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Why did you say Josh for the gym? It was.

[Chick McGee]

It was a shots. Yeah, he was. Oh, he was razzing me. But I bugged him first.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he bugged me first.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Liven up everybody. We are in the Mobile O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here at the Glass City Center, Toledo, Ohio. Courtesy of 1047 WIOT and this is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bottom of Tom Show. I skipped in Toledo for tonight's Mud Hens opener against the clippers. Hello? Yeah, 1047 W Iot.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a great charger. We are at the Glass City center and we're here courtesy of our friends in the. In the bourbon biz, of course, Field of Dreams, whiskey. They're even some samples in the back. We'll be talking to one of the proprietors, former major leaguer Drew Storen, coming up a little bit later on today, I mean. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

That'S when I threw my first strike. Okay, great, Drew, Wrap it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's talk about that one playoff game. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Time now for letters. Actually, let's get to this, this NCAA tournament action here. And here we go. You got the number? You got the predictions right there, Chrissy?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, here we go. Duke in Arizona. What did I say?

[Josh Arnold]

Arizona plus 10.

[Christy Lee]

Arizona plus 10. Duke 100. Arizona 93. Oh, all right. Got that one.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Florida over my Maryland. This might not turn out. I had Maryland in the points.

[Josh Arnold]

Maryland plus seven.

[Christy Lee]

Maryland plus seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Florida 87, Maryland 71.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't really.

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't. Okay. Alabama and BYU.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

BYU plus six.

[Christy Lee]

BYU plus six. That's not enough. It was Alabama 113, BYU 88. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

They. Alabama could not miss a three pointer. It was unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Almost like the Pacers last night. Yeah, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the final score of the Pacers game?

[Christy Lee]

162 to 90 something. I don't think the Wizards is understood.

[Tom Griswold]

They wouldn't let the guy in that carries the little offense.

[Josh Arnold]

The default.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. His buddy. His buddy with the D. That's embarrassing having that many points.

[Christy Lee]

And then I think I got Arkansas and Texas. I had Texas Tech plus the points. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

You said Texas Tech to cover. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And what? What?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what the points were.

[Christy Lee]

But Texas Tech 85, Arkansas 83. 83. So I. I 2 and 2. Okay, last night.

[Chick McGee]

Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to our letters.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. And I'll first address the audience. Anybody hear the interview that Jess Hooker did yesterday with the bartender? Okay, we are very good.

[Chick McGee]

I found it disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe it.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish you'd do it again. Just like he'd be mad.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to say, writes Kim.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go. Is this a lady? Kim?

[Tom Griswold]

The broadcast at Smoke Justice. One of the best remotes ever. Jess's interview with the bartender was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. Now, if you'd missed it, Jess apparently is considering going the late life lesbian route, or midlife lesbian route. Yeah, yeah, Late life. It was somewhat shocking, let's say route.

[Chick McGee]

There's no root involved, from what I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Good point. One way down. Good point. It was really sexy and hot. And I think Jess is going to be our guest coming up very soon. Ah, on another note, we have been getting a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

She better not hit on me.

[Pat Godwin]

She's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

That might work.

[Josh Arnold]

That's gonna work.

[Tom Griswold]

That might work. We've been getting a lot of notes about driver's ed. How many folks here took driver's ed at their high school by applause? It seems to be that the driver's ed teacher is usually an assistant coach or the health teacher. And that was the case in this case. Once again, a few years after high school, I had gotten a number of tickets and I had to go to defensive driving class. Guess who my teacher was. He was visually immediately disappointed that I was now in his class after all of the fine teaching that he had done for me. So sad. Another one. I grew up in Jerome, Idaho. Our driver's instructor, Ed would constantly fall asleep while we were driving. We made it a contest to see how fast we could go while he was sleeping. I got it up to 95 one time while he was snoozing away, oblivious to my crime. Yeah, here's one. This kind of applies to Ms. Hooker. Every time I drive by this place, I laugh out loud. This place, Christy, you can see the photograph. What's it called?

[Josh Arnold]

Pupusas.

[Tom Griswold]

Pupusa, yeah. Anybody know what pupusa is? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you eat pupusa, sir? Just on your birthday. The classic. Thank you, Sid.

[Christy Lee]

Thank.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. A longtime listener. We certainly appreciate that. We have more. Dear radio legends. Hey. Oh, this said they noticed that Jess Hooker sounded an awful like. Like. Like turd wrench Tina when she was hitting on Katina and passed. My best wishes on to Ace. Get well soon. Ace from our staff broke his leg. He tripped over his cat and he's supposedly. Yeah, he's. He's got two broken legs and we hope to see him back here.

[Christy Lee]

One broken leg, two broken bones.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Broken bones.

[Tom Griswold]

Broken bones. Sorry. Two, two. Two bones, one leg. No waiting, dear.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess you're sending him a pot pie. He told me yesterday. That was very sweet of you.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Or yes, pot pies.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz he did.

[Christy Lee]

Why do I feel like I all of a sudden have custody of Ace?

[Tom Griswold]

How did that. How does this happen now?

[Christy Lee]

I'll let you. We can with. Hey, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Leave the gal.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's grandparents had one. Tom can have one.

[Christy Lee]

Old Josh Arnold, everybody. Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, we called her Dixie.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Pat Godwin]

Cuz she peed.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm tagging. You're awful. What do you mean? Accusation? Not.

[Christy Lee]

Not shocking enough. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I love the idea of the new Josh Airline.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to explain this, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. For those who listen, you know that I'm not a very happy flyer. I'm just never comfortable on planes. And somebody wrote in with all the rules of my new airline, Arnold Airlines. Some of the rules are you can wear your seatbelt if you want to. Every seat's gigantic. You can bring your own water, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Take as much time you want in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And the plane is. Can land if you're still in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the whole Coke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, why not?

[Drew Storen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's full pizzas available at all times. Sure. Peter suggests at Josh Airlines all the employees are former female porn stars. Oh, that would be good.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Well, now we've gone up a notch.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was wondering where the pro when the prostitution was going to come in.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's someone that wants Christy Lee's Tater tot cheeseburger casserole recipe.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys, it's good.

[Pat Godwin]

That died with Grandma.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not die with Grandma.

[Christy Lee]

Grandma took that recipe with her.

[Pat Godwin]

The casket right with it.

[Christy Lee]

Put a bottle of Jack in that. In that box with her. We love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian once again wrote dear Bob and Tom, Toledo Mud Hen. Sounds like a sex move. By the way, it's the same as the Cleveland steamer, but you have to do it in Toledo. Okay, thank you very Much.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, seriously, what is a mud hen?

[Christy Lee]

It's a hand. That.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Just wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

Dirty bird.

[Chick McGee]

That old dirty bird.

[Tom Griswold]

The mud is the name of the prison team.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with me? I don't laugh at that. That's right. Don't laugh at. At that.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I say laugh at that.

[Josh Arnold]

I laugh at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're two and two.

[Christy Lee]

But you're laughing. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's a push. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll. I'll explain that joke later. It involves non.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea you guys were this close to Sandusky. I had no idea. And I grew. I grew up in Ohio, but I didn't really pay attention.

[Josh Arnold]

How close are we?

[Christy Lee]

And had. Had no interest.

[Josh Arnold]

Our.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we in Ohio?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, Cedar Point, right there. It's the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go there as a child?

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, yeah, one time. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. That beating was exquisite. No, here's what happened. I. I cried because they. Something about popcorn and standing over. I'll give you something to cry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Go ride the roller coaster.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, the mobile version at the Glass City center in Toledo, Ohio, brought to you by the Field of Dreams Whiskey Company. We have. You know, we could do what you want to get Today in History out of the way early?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, let's.

[Tom Griswold]

We keep screwing this up. So if. Would you mind doing the intro time.

[Christy Lee]

Now for Today in History?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it gives you goosebumps, though, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Your delivery. No, you step on one great story about a kid getting beaten over popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I was right in the middle of something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here you come with your big feet. Pat, can you play me the intro music, please?

[Pat Godwin]

That's all I know. Never took a lesson.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, by the way, the Reds lost yesterday, 6, 4 to the Giants. Giants come back in the ninth and score four. It was a heartbreak.

[Chick McGee]

No beer this season. Stadium. They lost the opener.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a classic.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I never heard that one.

[Chick McGee]

You heard it last year when I said it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody having a birthday in the audience today?

[Chick McGee]

How old?

[Tom Griswold]

70.

[Chick McGee]

70. All right, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the. Where's the defibrillator? Later.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy birthday. You have 10 more years.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Today in History. Ladies and gentlemen, today the birthday of Reba McIntyre.

[Chick McGee]

I love Reba.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Reba.

[Pat Godwin]

She's older than you Think you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Don't care for her.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 55. Yeah, so she's 70 years old, just like you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, here's another fun sitcom. Why talk like this?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I. I love Reba, but you is not wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a national treasure.

[Christy Lee]

Ch.

[Tom Griswold]

Our new show. Our new show's called Happy Endings, right?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Happy Place is where we're being told.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, happy Endings with rea.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no. At first it was Happy Endings.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, we had a real rea fan. It's Happy Place, you son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I thought it was Happy Endings.

[Christy Lee]

It might Indeed be Reva McIntyre. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it true that her father was the steer roping champion three different times?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, everybody knows that. Everybody knows Mr. McIntyre.

[Chick McGee]

Embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

Come on. Marty McIntyre is unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. The fine actor Vince Vaughn, I like him. Anybody watch was bad monkey. Monkey shines.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad monkey got in a fight with.

[Christy Lee]

Vince Vaughn one morning on the air. Remember that? Talked to him about something I said. You were talking. He was on a talk show saying that there's this. This movie he made, and we played spot the wig, meaning the wig he was wearing. And I asked him about it. He goes, no, I don't wear a wig. What are you talking about? I don't wear a wig. Awkward. And I look like a dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday, Stephanie Germanata. You know who that is?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, Yeah. I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Madonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Lady Gaga.

[Tom Griswold]

Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga.

[Pat Godwin]

What's with all the.

[Christy Lee]

Lady Gaga is a totally different act.

[Tom Griswold]

That's her audience. That's Jess's act. Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Poor Jess. She's a one set of boobs and she's labeled for life.

[Christy Lee]

At one point in the show, I'm going to come over there and tap some people on the shoulder and you guys can leave, okay?

[Chick McGee]

The lucky one.

[Christy Lee]

You're the lucky ones to leave.

[Pat Godwin]

Do a game called you can get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this here's bad news for ugly guys.

[Christy Lee]

Uhoh.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date of 1995, Julia Roberts dumped Lyall Lovett.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, We.

[Christy Lee]

I was at that concert when they got married. She came out and said, and now my husband. Liar. Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you talking about? But Julia Roberts, she could put her fist in her mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she can.

[Pat Godwin]

I think she's very attractive.

[Chick McGee]

I do too. Yeah, because she can put a fist in her mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

She's gonna need that, right?

[Chick McGee]

If I use my fist.

[Christy Lee]

You want to put your fist in her mouth? Okay. Who's a pretty woman now? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the pretty woman.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a story early this week about a guy that his girlfriend remember this? She thought it'd be funny to make a viral video and she put. Yeah, her fist in his mouth and they ended up in the er.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. She got.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't get it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it out. Clearly not understanding the concept. Fisting. That's not how you do it.

[Chick McGee]

How do you do it?

[Christy Lee]

Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Details. We want details.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, I want to say hello to our friends from the Field of Dreams whiskey company. What's it all about? Well, Field of Dreams bourbon, there's a special players series. In fact, there's a bottle for every player that's ever played major league baseball. Some 29,000 plus. Get in on the action. Go to Field of Dreams. I'm sorry. Go to drinkfieldofdreams.com Tom and perhaps they can send you a bottle. You may find it at a retailer near you. Field of Dreams whiskey crafted from corn from the actual field in Iowa where the movie Field of Dreams was filmed. Now, the bottles went up for sale just yesterday and you can once again find [e-mail] Tom and you can get them a lot of places they cannot ship it to certain states including Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Michigan. I've been everywhere, man. Mississippi, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and Vermont. Must be 21. Please drink responsibly. It's Field of Dreams whiskey. We've got some samples right here if you'd like to give it a. Give it a little taste, make your opening day that much more special. Once again, we are in the mobile O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios here at the Glass City Center DACA. My dust flaps be itching. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe, listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to Toledo. To Toledo Mudheads. Tonight, minor league baseball opener. Hello, hello, Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yes. Welcome back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile studios in the famous Glass City center in Toledo, Ohio. A little bit of inside radio for you. They call. That was the. The green room is always the place where you go during the breaks. You get coffee, take drugs, do a shot. Yes, I. I snort Metamucil. The. The green room in this facility is larger than the entire bar we were in yesterday for the broadcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This place is huge and gorgeous with some very handsome people here. That's. That's you.

[Chick McGee]

Some hotties.

[Tom Griswold]

And we are. We are here because the Toledo Mud Hens, one of the legendary minor league baseball teams, is beginning their season today. You know, beautiful field. But I wanted to say earlier, I misspoke. I thought we were allowing people to sample the field of dreams whiskey, but apparently the cops won't let you. Oh, but I was gonna say, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Not boo the police.

[Pat Godwin]

We have to drive home.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just the liquor cops. The rest of the police we love. I was gonna do this. A really clever toast. I was gonna. Here's mud hen in your eye. I get it.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's really clever. All right, we get it.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't want it, but we got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I don't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna do.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll talk to Andy about that.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. Any Civil War movie. They. They're sitting by the ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

How many.

[Christy Lee]

How many of those have there been? Civil War, Lori and Glory. This is Birth of a Nation.

[Chick McGee]

Here.

[Haywood Banks]

Here's.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's mud in your eye. Every Western.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you want mud in your eye?

[Chick McGee]

It's just an old saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it involves.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, take this.

[Tom Griswold]

If you know. This is why you want to wear goggles. If you do the Toledo Mud, take this purely constructively.

[Christy Lee]

You need to shut the hell up. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

We are once again going to check in with Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk in a few minutes with his shoe and picks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, right now, I want to say Michigan. Thank you. And also. Yeah, how about them Lions, huh? Okay, Tom, your thoughts?

[Chick McGee]

Just riling up them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, there's. There was a famous war between Toledo and the state of Michigan, and there was the result of which didn't Ohio help? Or Ohio ended up getting what they called the Toledo Strip. Am I right about this? And then Michigan got. Who knows what they got the up so hello to our friends in Angadine, Michigan. This.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't it make sense that Michigan got the up and not Ohio?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they. I think Michigan kind of won. Have you been to the up? It's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

They got Moose.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, what would Ohio do if they had won the.

[Josh Arnold]

They have to go all the way around Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That'd be the weirdest state in the union. It'd be Ohio, Michigan, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is before there was a Mackinac Bridge. They had to take a boat.

[Christy Lee]

You've got to stop talking. Talking about the state of Michigan. Okay. Every day that in the dust flaps. Curtains beaten dirty or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no daca. My dust flaps be itching. Anyone get that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, of course they don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

You yourself admit that that is a very inside story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Any. Any ladies here with itching dust flaps? Okay. Because a little bit of. A little bit. This is one of the unknown things you can do. Oh, with.

[Pat Godwin]

There's estrogen therapy now.

[Tom Griswold]

Now with a little bit of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of whiskey.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody know what prolapse means?

[Tom Griswold]

Pro life.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go by orifice. Okay. Hey, Pat. I think we need a song, Sir.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of song would you like? I'm actually in a little bit of pain. The hotel bed is not what I'm used to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

So I. I'm really not with it yet today. The Tylenol hasn't kicked in yet, and.

[Chick McGee]

You'Re like, do a song. Somebody else.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you're like Springsteen getting all political.

[Tom Griswold]

Just play music and he doesn't have the guitar yet.

[Christy Lee]

You've got nine bathrooms. Play a song.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm getting political Jack and Diane now.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of that, anybody got any pain meds? Any pain meds at all? See me after the show. Okay?

[Pat Godwin]

And we're not kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody holding any Viagra?

[Josh Arnold]

You are.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Friday. It. No, sadly, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Sadly, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be happy to distribute it. I'm sure there.

[Chick McGee]

Any. Who, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Couple. Couple guys up there kind of limp.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a hard time dating because at home I have an awkward bedroom due to. Due to the fact I've had two back surgeries.

[Christy Lee]

It's not your personality.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called a setup.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Two back surgeries. Not bad. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Two back surgeries.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What they put in there? A spine.

[Pat Godwin]

And I have a.

[Christy Lee]

Now, don't say tip your waiters and wait because you're not on stage. But I'm not on Stage. No, everything else is from your.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why I'm sitting down. I'll be sitting down soon. I know you will. So at home I have a CPAT machine and a like a hospital type bed. I have sleep paralysis, so there's a side rail. So when I start to date someone, it's pretty much a disaster. That's what the song is about. Lay across my chest. The side rails there because I fell out of bed waking up violently from what's called sleep paralysis and I busted my right eye. I have on my head. I have sleep apnea and the CPAP forces air into my lungs lungs allowing me to sleep better and longer. Lots of people have them. Oh, whatever image you had in your mind. But I'm guessing it wasn't the nursing home kind. Still in this day that patches is for my back. I had a spinal fusion over a year ago. They put seven rods and screws in there. So I have to sleep with a bulky heating pan. Yes. How I shay away Is it a black race? And by cold ice pack. The ice reduces the inflammation. I also take medication for the nerve pain called lyrica, which can make me impotent from time to time. I'll take a Cialis. Let the loving begin. It may only last a minute or two. Kiss my ass, Charlemagne. And these sharp bolts of pain go shooting through my legs and feet in the small my back spazzled. Then I have to stop making love immediately. Oh, run lady, run. What? Does this happen every time?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's how it's done.

[Chick McGee]

We changed our mind.

[Christy Lee]

Go back to talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlemagne's dust flaps. Be a itching time now to check in with two Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll remind you. Orange Insoles wants to give you a 4K television which means it's one more than 3K.

[Christy Lee]

And that's right, very big.

[Tom Griswold]

You carry it on the wall.

[Christy Lee]

And much, much better.

[Tom Griswold]

To find out about that, go to Bob and Tom.com contest Chick NBA last.

[Christy Lee]

Night the big news. Indiana Pacers 27 threes and they beat the Washington Wizards 162 to 109.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it wasn't the Washington Generals?

[Christy Lee]

Duke, Florida, Alabama, Texas Tech advance in the NCAA basketball tournament. And we have a record for this morning. It's from Poland. I'll talk slow. A group of people have broken the Guinness World record for the most participants in an ice bath relay. People stripped down to their swimsuits and spend at least five minutes each in A giant ice bath.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The entire event taking a place over 22 hours. Katerina. I'm the dude, man. Said she wanted to help others experience the thrill of record breaking. Like she had, even if she had wasn't always met with kindness from strangers online.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, nobody asked her about that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like she's wounded real deep here. I know she told the Guinness record people. The idea stemmed from the jealousy and resentment I faced online after setting my previous record.

[Chick McGee]

She has been hurt.

[Christy Lee]

She has been. She's the Polish winter swimming champion.

[Chick McGee]

She's often out there in July on.

[Pat Godwin]

The top of the ice.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you wait till this thaws out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. A lot of shriveling, I'm guessing.

[Christy Lee]

And she takes ice baths each and every week. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sounds good. Now, coming up, we've got comedian Haywood Banks will be joining us. All right. Got some Haywood fans here. We certainly look forward to seeing Mr. Haywood Banks. Also, Christy Lee, you want to give us a preview of what's happening at the news desk?

[Josh Arnold]

We have the top 10 reasons you may need a vacation. Yeah, I think pretty much all of them are obvious.

[Christy Lee]

Henry Splanger one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you checked underneath your hood lately? Because the squirrel could be nesting. We'll talk about that. We have an update on the giraffe in the pickup truck. I don't know if you remember that story.

[Chick McGee]

It's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

It was dead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it wasn't even then it was. It's still dead, but we'll have a pickup.

[Christy Lee]

Was it just the head?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was the horse giraff standing up in the.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't they use a giraffe head in the Godfather? Wouldn't that that have been nuts, right? I'll teach him a lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz that wasn't the prize giraffe of.

[Christy Lee]

The guy the entire scene.

[Josh Arnold]

And breast milk ice cream could be coming to a store near you.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And they insist it's not an April Fool's joke, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want smegma cottage cheese either.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Breast milk ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, thank you very much. I will get that from Christy at the Silac Insurance news desk. And I'll remind you, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile studios here at the Glass City center, Toledo, Ohio. Courtesy of 1047 WIOT, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Auto parts.

[Tom Griswold]

With the Toledo Mud Hens.

[Haywood Banks]

Opening day here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to Toledo Mud Hens Clippers tonight. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Tom Griswold. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going?

[Christy Lee]

Good, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Great to be here. We are once again at the beautiful Glass City center, an amazing convention area. This place is huge and we're in a great big room with a great big crowd. Thanks very much for getting up early to come to see us. And we will be getting a special visit from comedian Haywood Banks coming up shortly.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have hope springs eternal. We have Pat Godwin hanging out with us. Patty G's new album is called Hotel Pool. It's streaming out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Currently hovering in the top five of American comedy albums. Number one in Russian comedy albums.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that was weird.

[Tom Griswold]

They love you over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they are big fans.

[Pat Godwin]

I want more blue jeans.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwinski.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, I don't know if you saw this story, but anybody here familiar with the term glory hole?

[Josh Arnold]

I did see that story.

[Tom Griswold]

We got, we got a few people.

[Christy Lee]

That I think Toledo leads the United States in a per capita number of glory holes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is a legit news story about the glory hole. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

California's so called glory hole was activated for the first time in six years.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. While most dams use traditional spillways, there was not enough room for them at the Monticello Reservoir. So engineers constructed a drain measuring 70ft in diameter that dumps water into a creek below. Lake Berryessa has a glory hole. And they indicate that a wet winter will benefit the Northern California's water supply.

[Tom Griswold]

So the thing about this is some engineer, right, created this thing and thought he was being really cool and named it the glory hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think he knew what he was doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You'd almost have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, for those of you not familiar with the street term the glory hole, that's. That's it. Gets a groan. I'll be delicate here. A glory hole is approximately a little less than waist high.

[Christy Lee]

It's penis height is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay and it's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Get you right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically between the dividers in a men's room, in a.

[Christy Lee]

In a stall.

[Tom Griswold]

In a stall with a. Between golf ball and tennis ball size hole.

[Christy Lee]

The size accommodates the man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

And there's one right here at the speedway.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

I would know that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what happens if you put your penis in.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you put your penis in that first hole, it feels real good, right? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Then they put it in the second hole, it feels even better.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. I just did an odd, odd story. So. I didn't mean to be that indelicate. I.

[Christy Lee]

What did you not mean to be indelicate?

[Tom Griswold]

I described it in a very modest manner. And you. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

But don't they call the. When there's a construction site and there's a hole in the boards over the construction site.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Unless you're a very small person or a kid. That's. Those are at eye level.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are called glorials.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's where the name came from.

[Josh Arnold]

In Maryland.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought it was Knothole Club or something. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a glory hole for. Glory hole for an NBA team.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there somebody on the other side?

[Christy Lee]

No, the construction's on the other side.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm in the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen a glory hole in a woman's room?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? That would make no sense.

[Christy Lee]

If you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No. One woman stands on one side, then there's another woman on the other side with a broom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I found this news story.

[Christy Lee]

If you don't. Maybe we should have. Anybody on the other side. When you use the glory hole, you're just.

[Josh Arnold]

You're just using the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no glory.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's got to be embarrassing. You know, somebody has stood up to a glory hole, inserted themselves into it and just waited. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Started and started tapping his watch.

[Chick McGee]

Well, old Frank must be running late.

[Christy Lee]

I know how. I know how he likes to swing that door open and see it. So I'm gonna wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We do have a giraffe update. This comes to us out of. Out of Michigan, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hold on a second. Here we go. The Internet went wild after a Detroit commuter shared a photo of a giraffe being transported in the back of a pickup truck.

[Chick McGee]

A dead giraffe.

[Josh Arnold]

A dead giraffe. We talked about it. Yes. Nathan Shymansky. Shared photos of the odd site. They were taken by a friend in Macabre county after the photos went viral. The driver of the truck, later identified as Darren Wenner, who works at a taxidermy place. Mr. Wenner, a professional taxidermist and occasional big game hunter, told WJBK that the giraffe had died naturally of old age.

[Chick McGee]

At the zoo, when really, we know that Darren and 20 of his friends strangled it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you want to be in the frat or.

[Tom Griswold]

Neck.

[Chick McGee]

A long neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got. I mean, what else. Where else would you put it, though?

[Josh Arnold]

He hired.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can't put it in a van.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would throw.

[Chick McGee]

I would throw it in the parking lot of a abandoned Toys R.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T know what's going on here, but they're definitely trying to send a message. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

The animal was preserved and will be on display at a museum, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are they. Maybe a flatbed truck would have been more appropriate.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe, but still, I mean, average giraffe weighs 2,600 pounds. That's over a ton, kids.

[Chick McGee]

Real fat.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to have a big pickup for that.

[Christy Lee]

Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we are, of course, here in Toledo to celebrate the opening of the minor league baseball season with the Toledo Mud Hens. And I thought we could review perhaps a couple of famous baseball nicknames. Chick. You.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You know a lot about famous nicknames.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. For the purposes of this bit, I do. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, do I. I think you'll get. Do you remember Dennis Boyd, Oil can. Yeah, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Pitch for the. Pitch for the Red Sox. That's a cool nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

And the origin of that. That was a beer in Mississippi known as Oil Can Hand.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I thought it was the wizard of Oz.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys know wizard of Oz? All the four. They're the. They're the hands on the. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the black and white part?

[Christy Lee]

The hired hands are the.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they show up in us.

[Christy Lee]

Are the tin man and the lion and the scarecrow. Scarecrow. Did you guys know that?

[Tom Griswold]

I picked up on that when I was.

[Christy Lee]

And the teacher was the evil teacher, and that was the way. Yeah, it all came together there for me when I was, I don't know, 43.

[Tom Griswold]

That actress is from the great state of Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Margaret Hamilton.

[Pat Godwin]

Judy Garland.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a buckeye. Do you know this one? Chick Morai Brown. Three Finger Morai. Three Finger Brown.

[Christy Lee]

That's the way you like to do them. Three fingers at a time. He.

[Chick McGee]

He really Sometimes you.

[Tom Griswold]

You going to expand on that? Is that one in the fingers? One in the. Two in the.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, the old shocker. Maybe. Maybe so.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe like three fingers of whiskey.

[Tom Griswold]

He. No, he lost two fingers in an accident.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. During a three. Three finger.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Wilmer Vinegar Blend? Miselle.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you just told him the nickname.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't remember. Thank you. Because I don't remember. Wilford's nickname was Vinegar Blend.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Vinegar Bend.

[Christy Lee]

Back.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the. Back in the salad days.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice, Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good path. You can take a break now.

[Christy Lee]

Play a.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up, music boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's an easy one. You'll get this one, Josh. John Powell.

[Chick McGee]

I won't get that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They'Re saying Boog. Boog.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd they call him Boog?

[Christy Lee]

I wanna. He's just like a big guy. Him and Ted Klosewski of the Reds always wore those short, really short sleeved baseball jerseys so they show off their arms.

[Tom Griswold]

You know this one? Charlie Hickman.

[Christy Lee]

Charlie Hickman was called Doggy Sex.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in the locker room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it wasn't because I like to do it from behind. It looked like a lipstick.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlie Piano Leg Hickman. I'll just pretend they didn't hear that piano.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what lady laughed over here, but that was a wonderful laugh. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Archibald. Moonlight Graham.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go with Moonlight.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Moonlight.

[Christy Lee]

Moonlight.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is. He forgot his own premise? Yes. No, no, I. I'm not gonna. You're never gonna get this one. He played in only one Major League baseball game made famous in the movie Field of Dreams. And we're here with the Field of Dreams. Whiskey people. Ah. Ergo, the sighting of Archibald. How about. This is an interesting one. Mikey Black Mike Cochran.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

You mean Mickey Cochran?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Is it Mickey?

[Christy Lee]

Mickey Cochrane.

[Tom Griswold]

M I K E Y. Isn't that Mikey?

[Christy Lee]

No. M O U S. I want to say somewhere, I think in New York.

[Chick McGee]

I think he was always, you know, just swinging away at the. The ball there. They called him the Swinging Cochrane, by.

[Tom Griswold]

The way, not a black man. Interestingly enough. Gabby Hartnett.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay to love laugh. It's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, whatever happens, we're all in this together.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Haywood Banks]

No one.

[Pat Godwin]

No one can tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you said, hey, Black Mike's coming over tonight, you know, what are you gonna.

[Christy Lee]

You're one of those kind of guys that if for God knows, for some reason you worked in A factory. There would be a black mic and a white mic, a black chuck and a white chuck. There'd be all of them.

[Chick McGee]

If you told Tom Black Mike was coming over tonight, he would put the real plates away and get out the paper plates.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

And get a accurate count on that silver. All right. No, he's a good guy. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Gabby Hartnett?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what I remember what Gabby's real name was.

[Tom Griswold]

Old Tomato Face.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Gabby wasn't his nickname.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of nicknames. Gabby, Old Tomato Face, art nicknames. That's not the best one.

[Christy Lee]

One suffered from teenage acne or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this guy. Bronson Arroyo.

[Christy Lee]

Bronson Arroyo Arroyo.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Nicknamed Saturn Nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Bronson Arroyo is reasonably current. I mean, I remember him. I think he pitched for the Red Sox, too, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And in this Saturn Nuts, he had.

[Christy Lee]

Rings around his nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

In this article, he explains. This is from. From Bronson himself. They said I was so young and I had balls so big that I'd go head to head with the Yankees at Yankee Stadium in a playoff atmosphere and not look like I was shaking in my boots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Christy Lee]

So it should have been Jupiter Nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Saturn Nuts is a little weirder.

[Pat Godwin]

He had a big space between his nuts. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Oh, is that what it was?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe I should sing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He. He also, I think, was a great. He is a great guitar player. I thought he had a band and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Royal Gary Bell, Ding Dong. Very good. Chick. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Very Ding Dong Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here's some more obscure ones. Hank. Raw Meat Greenberg. Anyone?

[Pat Godwin]

Assuming it wasn't bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Raw Meat. But everything but pork, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Pork tartar.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's got to be one charming pig. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get this one. Harold Whammy Douglas. Because he was born with one eye. Huh? Anyone? I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. When turn of the century, if you only have one eye, they call you. You were Wham Eyed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is right.

[Tom Griswold]

Cletus. Boots Poffenberg.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a lot going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Boots? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why Boots? He played in baseball. Cleats that were Boots.

[Tom Griswold]

And last quiz. This is. This is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get an answer for that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Sorry. I don't know. It doesn't say. Okay. The most common nicknames in baseball history.

[Christy Lee]

Most common.

[Tom Griswold]

Most common.

[Christy Lee]

Doc or most popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc is third. Very good. Pat. Most common.

[Christy Lee]

So that means there's more. More than Doc Ellis, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are these nicknames in the history of Major League Baseball. 61 nicknamed Doc.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this, the next one probably applies to a lot of pitchers because that aspect of their game is more prominent and important.

[Christy Lee]

Bump little bump through coke before they need to throw a strike.

[Josh Arnold]

Basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

Lefty. Lefty, that's number one. Followed by Red. Ah, Number two.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're gonna have call you Red. You got red hair and we're not red. Shane were not creative at all.

[Tom Griswold]

And Bud or Buddy in fourth. And number five, Dutch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When Ronald Reagan would play baseball, they called him.

[Tom Griswold]

They called him Dutch. Thank you very much. Now, coming up, I just saw him. Up next, it'll be comedian Haywood Banks.

[Chick McGee]

Heywood.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick. And Tom, our special guest has arrived.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios mobile home. Wait a minute. Mobile studio. Thank you. We'll go with that. Here in Toledo, Ohio, courtesy 104.7W IOT. And we're in the Glass City center, and we have a special guest with us, ladies and gentlemen. It is the great comedian, Haywood Banks.

[Pat Godwin]

You're knocking the mic over, Wacko.

[Tom Griswold]

Heywood. It's always a great pleasure to see you. While Haywood gets organized, you get. You doing okay over there?

[Pat Godwin]

No, he doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

You know, Heywood makes you look, like, organized and all put together, Tom. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they're friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have an interesting baseball story. While he gets organized over there.

[Christy Lee]

Hit me, Daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

This happened on August 17, 1957. Hall of Famer Richie Ashburn hit a foul ball that struck Miss Alice Roth squarely in the face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, and they got married. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaking her nose. The game was paused as medical technicians came in to tend to miss Roth as they were carrying her away on a stretcher. Play was resumed. Ashburn then fouled off the first pitch, which hit Ms. Roth as she was being carried off by the medics.

[Pat Godwin]

That's just cruel.

[Tom Griswold]

The foul ball broke a bone in her leg.

[Christy Lee]

But the. The game continued, because in 1957, it was just a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

So only one at the ball. Quote.

[Tom Griswold]

Quote. This is a quote from the Philadelphia Bulletin. There was blood everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. So watch out for foul balls. Speaking of foul balls, Pat, you got another tune for us?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that was mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sure Heywood's.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh is right there. He could have been that person.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Heywood, you ready? No, you're not.

[Christy Lee]

Not even. Not even half.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

Okay. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a new song?

[Haywood Banks]

Yeah, it's a new song.

[Christy Lee]

Did the chords.

[Haywood Banks]

I have. I have never played the song to anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucky us.

[Haywood Banks]

And indeed, except for you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Haywood Banks]

Is my guitar on?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Something's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Ford's bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Never fail bad.

[Christy Lee]

Gordon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a guitar.

[Haywood Banks]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we can come back. We can get that fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll. We'll get it fixed. We'll get Back to the action. In the meantime, we will turn to Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, actually, Chick has to do a shoeing of the week.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, son of a. Yes, I do. And I'm looking forward to it because the shoot of the week is brought to you by. What is it, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

It looks to be orange insoles.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Orange insoles. Feel better and do more and be just like Josh. Wear your orange insoles in your shoes. Free shipping in the [e-mail] and here we go. The second half of the Sweet Sixteen is underway tonight. And it looks like this Ole Miss. Ole Miss in Michigan State. Do we have of who wants Michigan State to win?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now any fine Southern gentleman wants old Miss to win.

[Christy Lee]

Michigan State minus three and a half over Michigan Miss. No. Was that Emerson? Brookhouser four. I'll take Michigan State minus a three.

[Chick McGee]

And a half A Grover Emerson Thorne, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. Against Ole Miss, then you have Auburn, the number one seed in the whole damn tournament, taking on Michigan. Yeah. Michigan getting nine. Yeah, I'll take Auburn. Auburn's gonna win by like 15. Yeah, at least if they have an off night, they'll win by 15. They can mail this one in. And Tennessee, Kentucky tonight in a far off land called Indianapolis Indiana at Lucas Oil Stadium.

[Haywood Banks]

Him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good. Tennessee giving four. Kentucky getting five. In this one. I will take. Boy, I'll take Tennessee minus the 5. And then Purdue against Houston. I will take the Boilers. Boiler up and plus nine against Houston. So there you go. And that's today's shoeing of the week, brought to you by orangeinsols.com Remember, they're orange.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Orange insoles, by the way, is giving away a 4K television set. And you can find out how to win that bob and tom.com contest. A beautiful television set for your living.

[Christy Lee]

They make TVs out there that big. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds good. Haywood.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we're ready.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A new song from Haywood Band. What's it about?

[Haywood Banks]

A cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Way to sell it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, send this out to Ace Cosby. Oh, pardon me. Nope, keep trying. Nope, nope. It's coming up.

[Haywood Banks]

My voice or like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the guitar. There's something.

[Haywood Banks]

I can hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, we can all hear it.

[Christy Lee]

We can all hear it.

[Chick McGee]

It just sounds.

[Haywood Banks]

Sounds like everyone, but you can hear it.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, I can't. I can hear the static just clear as day. No, turn that down. We can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll have to. We'll have to. We'll have to get the engineers on this and figure it out.

[Haywood Banks]

I can. You can hear it out there, can you?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but we broadcast throughout the world. Haywood and Haywood.

[Christy Lee]

It's staticky, trust me.

[Tom Griswold]

Cletus, Boost, Buff and Word.

[Pat Godwin]

Live Radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Can you hear that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can hear that.

[Haywood Banks]

Is it going?

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, can you hold your mic up to his guitar?

[Pat Godwin]

I could, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kissing. Hold it near the glory hole.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there goes.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold it.

[Haywood Banks]

Hold it right on top of the lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Haywood Banks]

Don't get mad at me.

[Tom Griswold]

People ask, is this show live?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody want to go to Frickers for biscuits and chicken?

[Christy Lee]

Anywhere but here. Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

I will not be upset nor live with regret for my cat shows a lack of ambition I have shown him kitty videos on YouTube. YouTube of cats who play instruments and sing but who's that? But as soon as I review our new 5 year goals he pretends to have fallen fast asleep I will not be uptight and toss and turn all night for my cat shows no knack for achievement in assessing YouTube viewership engagement there's a myriad of challenges we face but he just looks out the window with a distant stare and pretends to have fallen fast asleep. Did I give enough? Did I ask too much to hitch my hopes and dreams upon his star? I ask how long must I cry and sacrifice my pride when he suddenly remembers he forgot to clean beneath his tail.

[Pat Godwin]

Big laugh. Go with it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a real, real dog in the audience.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

He's a good baby.

[Chick McGee]

The dog doesn't like the cat song.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, sweetie.

[Josh Arnold]

No. The dog saved the cat.

[Tom Griswold]

What a beautiful dog. Oh, God. Pick it up. It's going well.

[Haywood Banks]

Just home from the vet, I was chatting with my cat on a live stream discussion about his rivals when in a sudden burst of furious snarling friend frenzy, he snatched my arm into a shredded spiral. I screamed like a toddler in the grocery store. And that's the instant my cat video went viral. Did I give enough? Did I ask too much to hitch my hopes and dreams upon his star? And now looking back, it all changed so fast that moment he discovered inventory missing neath his tail.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get the dog to bark again?

[Haywood Banks]

I'll no longer be upset and live with regret that my cat shows a lack of ambition I stopped showing kitty videos on YouTube of cats who play instruments and sing but now I confess I get up tight and toss and turn at night when he pretends to have fallen fast Asleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Genius.

[Christy Lee]

We need that dog to take a bow.

[Tom Griswold]

By God, look at that little guy.

[Christy Lee]

What a beauty. He's all going by baked sweetie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we'll get another song out of Haywood. We'll get that, get that microphone thing fixed up. Congratulations, Pat, on being a good roadie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, who's the most famous person ever from Toledo?

[Christy Lee]

Jamie Farn. Jamie Farn.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that was unanimous.

[Christy Lee]

Klinger from Ash. And he's still alive, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, and he, he might be here. He made what, Tony Pack Tobacco's Hot Dogs famous on the TV show.

[Christy Lee]

And you can buy a replica of the Toledo Mud Hen hat he wore on MASH online.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I walked by Clinger's Corner last night. I saw a place called Clinger's Corner. Sorry to shut the show down, everybody. My God, am I the first person here to see it? Evidently there were signs.

[Tom Griswold]

Stickers.

[Chick McGee]

Jamie's effing face.

[Christy Lee]

I think Think the problem is it's a big gay hangout, is what.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's very.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing wrong. I had a great time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because Clinger's Corner is a sex move. Here's an interesting thing. The Mud Hens. No one apparently knows the origin of the name, according to this news account, and it says they were formerly known as the Swamp Angels.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't like that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, Mud Hens is great. Did you know that Tom Schultz from Boston is from Toledo?

[Chick McGee]

Well, if he's from Boston, how's he from Toledo?

[Tom Griswold]

Boston?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the band.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy?

[Christy Lee]

That isn't Dave Grohl around here. Close, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Warren.

[Christy Lee]

Warren, Ohio. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, they're not gonna. These people aren't going to help you at all. I just learned that I had no problem getting Warren out of that classic Toledo. I talk, they shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? You'll know this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

You bomb anybody here When Josh bombed in Toledo.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I believe there's a commemorative statue over at Clinger's Corner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very quiet there. You'll know that this, this is. I'm going to give you a chance to save yourself, Josh. You'll look smarter. Do you know who Dawes Bond Butler is?

[Chick McGee]

Is it from. From the band Dawes?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought he'd get that one. I, I.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't know who this person. Probably from 1910 is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you win.

[Christy Lee]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint. Yogi Bear, Huckleberry hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Louie, Wally Gator.

[Christy Lee]

I think George Jetson too.

[Chick McGee]

He did the voices or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Elroy Jetson. Lippy the Lion.

[Chick McGee]

Lippy the Lion.

[Josh Arnold]

He did all those voices.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not familiar with Lippy the Lion. Did he smoke? Wait.

[Christy Lee]

Who does? Bart Simpson. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Nancy Cartwright.

[Christy Lee]

Nancy Cartwright has said Dawes Butler is his, is her mentor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the great writer, the late P.J.

[Haywood Banks]

O'Rourke.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

From Toledo. National Lampoon, etc. Etc. Etc. And Danny Thomas. Oh, ironically.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody heard me from the Glass City.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where that, that urban myth comes from?

[Christy Lee]

And it's, it's Libby glass, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they make a nice product.

[Christy Lee]

L I B B E glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

And I think their slogan is if you see a Libby Glass, break one or steal it. Because that's the only way we can sell glasses. Because everybody has Libby glasses now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

So if you see one, break one or steal it. So they can ship them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true?

[Haywood Banks]

I feel better about my song now.

[Chick McGee]

No, Jack, you shouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

That should never happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you so much. Once again, we're going to be talking with Drew Storen. He is one of the guys, one of the former major league baseball players behind Field of Dreams Whiskey. They're our special sponsor today. We also have some special shirts we're selling for this occasion and giving the money to the great Ronald McDonald House of Toledo. And I'll remind you, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Glass in center here in Toledo, Ohio. Courtesy of 1047 WYOT. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

TOM SHOW hey, welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. We're at the Glass center in Toledo, Ohio for tonight. Salido Mudheads, Columbus Flippers Clash. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello Chick [e-mail] sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard something pretty Funny sometimes when you're doing this radio thing or tv, you end up maybe doing something you don't know much about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, you're. You're handed some kind of no news bulletin or whatever. This lady was doing a sports. Apparently some kind of an update on the NCAA men's basketball tournament. And she said, and in the other game, it's Ole Miss versus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you could see how.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, I could see that.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember once saying Art Schlicht.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On a sports cast. Yeah. Mr. Schleester, absolutely was, of course, the grip, a buckeye, apparently native of a prison somewhere. Didn't end well.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to Toledo, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's great to see all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in a great spot where this beautiful, beautiful, beautiful glass city center and a huge room with a great crowd. Happy to be here, courtesy of O'Reilly Auto Parts, our friends also at the Field of Dreams Whiskey Company, we're going to be talking to Drew from the Field of Dreams Whiskey Company in a few minutes. And also we have Haywood Banks up on the stage. I think we got the guitar fixed.

[Christy Lee]

Heywood.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio. Hey, what. How about one of the classics, this great crow. Do you have kind of maybe a little something. That's the sing along.

[Christy Lee]

Are we.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we too?

[Haywood Banks]

What do you want to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

What I love. Is it working too late? Okay. Oh.

[Haywood Banks]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

There's something.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all crispy again.

[Pat Godwin]

Use the mic again.

[Josh Arnold]

There it is. All right, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Haywood Banks]

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 30 more. 7, 18. Wheels on a big rig. Oh, there's 1, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13. Wheels on a big ray. And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, roll. Okay, let's back them up. Here we go. Oh, there's 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Wheels on a big rig. Okay, the even numbers. Oh, there's 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18. Wheels on a big rig. And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, roll. Okay, the odd numbers. Here we go. Oh, there's 1, 3, 5, 7. Wheels on a big rig. Roman numerals.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Haywood Banks]

Oh, there's I, I, I, I, I, I, V, V, V, I, V, I, I, V, I, I, I, I, X, X, X, I, X, I, I, X, I, I, I, x, I, V, XV, XVI, XVI, XVI, Roman, Roman, Roman. Okay, 18 wheels backwards. Here we go. Oh, There's XVII X V I I X V I X V X I V X I I I X I I X I X I X V I I I V I I V I V I V I I I I I I Wheels ought to be and they're roman ro.

[Christy Lee]

Go. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Haywood Banks little trucker tribute.

[Chick McGee]

A well deserved vow for Haywood.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand. You forgot your toaster.

[Haywood Banks]

Pardon me?

[Tom Griswold]

You forgot your toaster. I heard.

[Haywood Banks]

Yeah, I forgot my toaster.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're being pooed.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there might be one in the hotel somewhere. We'll find out. Is your guitar clean enough for to do another song? Yeah, seems like it sounds like it's working.

[Haywood Banks]

My guitar is just being nasty today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, let me try.

[Haywood Banks]

Can I try my new song? This is actually a second attempt at this song, you know, it's such a wonderful opportunity to crash and burn in.

[Tom Griswold]

Front of millions of listeners. Something.

[Haywood Banks]

I don't know. It's addictive to come in here, Pat ask me. Oh, yeah, come in and you get. You know, you work on a song. You work on a song for months. It's like you try and get it right. You come in, you play it for Tom and he says, what's in the news, Christy?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry, Heywood. I got something ready.

[Haywood Banks]

It's the. You know, you just. There's. There's something. You know, it's like this passive aggressive kiss of death that you just like. I have to have more of that. This is going on. Thirty years I've been doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really passive aggressive, it's just.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's aggressive.

[Tom Griswold]

Aggressive. Aggressive.

[Haywood Banks]

Oh, it's definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So this is a song that bombed once before. Yeah.

[Haywood Banks]

So why not go again? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, last time, I remember, it wasn't good, but it was long.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Haywood Banks]

Okay. Oh, beautiful for spacious skies and one Click overnight delivery 18 Wheeler Just a whizzing by Deliver never whim to you and me oh, father, won't you tell me what gleams like gold along this ribbon of highway Do I see? Take pride, my son for you behold those amber pines of foamy Trucker P Trucker P Trucker P For shining sea Trucker P Trucker P oh, say can you see ASAP in your every little want Decorating every state incontinent oh, there's a no hesitation just a go, go, go oh, no Stopping that truck to autograph the snow I see that diesel Just a weave and a wobble that's just a trucker Safe saving time in a Bottle Trucker P, Trucker P To shine and see Trucker P, Trucker P to shine and see ASAP in your every little walk Decorating every state incontinent for your nation of trucker fame out there Ornamentin that fruited plain we're number one and there's a proof by gosh Rolling down my shoulder with a bubble and a slosh See the amber wave as a trucker toss a bottle of the economy's secret sauce Unfortunate convertible pulls out to pass to be greeted by the dribble and asparagus splash Tricker P, Trucker P O say can you see Trucker P Trucker P to shine and see ASAP in your every little wall decorating never stayed incontinent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. John. Yes, sir. You ever. No, I'm not going to say. So, Christy, you got any news?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. A vast improvement. Did you ever pee while driving?

[Chick McGee]

I have. Yeah. And I didn't realize that when you pee sitting there's you don't get it all out. At least I didn't. Cuz then the next time I went to stand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it.

[Chick McGee]

There was like. It was like almost like you kinked a hose kind of. Oh yeah, it was bad.

[Christy Lee]

I've never gone in a. In a bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

I would. I assume you need a wide mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was like a wide mouth Gatorade bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it mean you trying to go into a Mountain Dew is going to be.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I have like a 32 ounce, 44 out whatever out the Mickey's Big cup.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do that into a cup. That's easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you just buy those containers you get in the hospital?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Mean a catheter? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not a catheter. They have like a bottle, I think all those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's a bed pan and a urinal life.

[Haywood Banks]

You throw out the catheter and the stand to go with it.

[Chick McGee]

You see those littered all over the place.

[Haywood Banks]

These, all these metal stands out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Throw it out the window. I see, I see, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Have you, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean it's. How would you do it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you like to pee anywhere but about the road?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But this, you pull over and go to the side of the road.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

If you're desperate. Yeah. You go to an exit.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the way it's going to happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Right there on the ramp? Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's normally what I would have done. This was a case where I was in downtown Cleveland waiting for a place to open up. I had and I, I, I was just in my truck and I had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you were parked though?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, can you do it driving?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. I think. Oh, yeah, people do. That's what the truckers do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Haywood Banks]

It takes time. Takes so much time to pull a truck over.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Haywood Banks]

That is a get down and go.

[Chick McGee]

In and such a hassle, go back.

[Tom Griswold]

Out and that's all the ladies.

[Christy Lee]

That's all you can do, though. You can't do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

The ladies. I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have a funnel or something?

[Tom Griswold]

It maybe an adult diaper, I don't know. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't it kind of look like a cup?

[Josh Arnold]

Like a. Yeah, there is such a thing.

[Chick McGee]

It goes over the giner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'd have to, wouldn't you have to half stand up?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean if you had a.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. Oh, gravity and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a tricky maneuver.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You got to have some clearance.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't we have you while we're sitting here?

[Pat Godwin]

Try it at some point you're sporting.

[Chick McGee]

Tea and we'll see if we can.

[Josh Arnold]

Notice that cup big enough.

[Haywood Banks]

Folks, I want to start be. Sorry. I'm sorry I brought this up.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom. Is the diameter big enough?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, diameter. We're okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? All right. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

It's bad, but it's long. Now I will say this. We're going to talk a little bit of bourbon because our our sponsor today, our friends from the Field of Dreams Whiskey company. And they have brought us here to The Beautiful Mobile O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Glass City Center, Toledo, Ohio, USA. Courtesy of 1047 WIOT Radio, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the show. We are in Toledo, Ohio. Holy Toledo. All right, buttheads and the Clippers. Tonight, Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, what a great crowd. And we're joining the freaking chicken is here.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're not. Not saying freaking to avoid cursing, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From Frickers.

[Tom Griswold]

Frickers. Okay, Very good.

[Christy Lee]

I call him the freaking chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Lucky. And that is Lucky they don't have a team duck. Very awkward if it were a duck. You see, I was just saying hello to the dog that barked during Haywood song. What a sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, what's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

16 years old. It's a boy.

[Christy Lee]

What's this?

[Tom Griswold]

It's about 16 years of age. Oh, service dog.

[Chick McGee]

You can drive now.

[Tom Griswold]

Great dog. Yeah, yeah. Now, right now. That's 100 hell of a service. Patty G. Yes, sir. Can we get a song out of you? Sure. We're getting Haywood all set up for another one. I've got a special Haywood baseball related request.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he know that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'll tell him in a minute. We're gonna talk with Drew's storing shortly. I understand. And I believe we have Jeff Oski with news we failed to mention on tap. All right, all these things on the way, but right now, Pat, what do you feel like playing?

[Pat Godwin]

How about little pickleballs? Very popular. Pickleball at the nudist colony Is pickleball naked pickleball Sweaty in the summer Nippy and the ball Playing pickleball naked pickleball With Esther Clamp Betty and Saul flapping pots in private places Esther's hoo ha's in their faces Incontinence and eventuality oh, now we need to clean up on court three Playing pickleball, naked pickleball all trip and fall and ambulance called Playing pickleball naked pickleball hey, you better wipe twice in the bathroom stall Boobs are flopping, knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Saul's sack is waving in the breeze Took him to the nuts and fell to his knees Playing pickleball Making pickleball Clem's micro dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling balls Pickleball's all the rage for folks in the circle certain age oh, but nudity is best left to the young oh, but damn they're having fun Wrinkling in the sun and I had no idea Saul was so well hung Pickleball, naked pickleball oh, better than a swimmer or walk in the mall Playing pickleball naked pickleball with acid Mr. Clem, Betty and Big D, Saul.

[Christy Lee]

All right, thank you Very much.

[Pat Godwin]

On behalf of the group, myself, I hope we pass the audition.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you? What happens when you get to that age where you just don't care if you're wearing shorts and you're hanging out there, you just don't get.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. You have to care, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think you do. I don't think you do at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't worry about it. It's very impressive. Impressive if they're Bermuda shorts. Yeah. And they're hanging that low. We're not playing pickleball today. It's baseball time. And Major league baseball up and running. The minor league teams are up and running too. That's why we are in Toledo, the home of the Mud Hens.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys are awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, number 22. We had a 29 and 18 record, a 3.45 ERA, 417 strikeout, 99 saves. Number one in your heart, number 22 in your program. It's true story.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. The operative number today is, I believe, the alcohol by volume. What is that called?

[Chick McGee]

The abv.

[Tom Griswold]

ABV for the new. The new batch, if you will. Yeah, the. There's a bottle for every player in the history of Major League Baseball from the field of Dreams Whiskey company. Drew Storn is here with us. What is that number again you mentioned yesterday? Proof.

[Drew Storen]

Oh, 108. So you can look at it two ways. How many stitches are in a baseball? And then also ABV is for how many homers Ohtani had last year.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, very good. Now give me the thing once again, there's a bottle of this special batch for every player that ever played and is. And it's. Each one's marked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Drew Storen]

So they're all hand labeled.

[Christy Lee]

Labeled.

[Drew Storen]

It's. This year is the first year we're releasing an opening day. So essentially opening day to Father's Day, it's our kind of our limited release. And we do one bottle for every player in the history of baseball, all hand labeled. So if you get your bottle, look at the number, go to our website, plug it in, and you can see who you got. So if you got bottle 4204, you got Babe Ruth. If you have bottle 19,736, you have mine. So feel free to crush it, give it to a friend you don't like.

[Chick McGee]

Now, by limited release, you don't mean edging? Yes.

[Drew Storen]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, that comes. Comes much later.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Joshua, I'm learning something now.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, do you know what edging is?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm guessing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's when you pleasure yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm not done explaining.

[Christy Lee]

So close.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the opposite of the golf phrase. It's in the hole.

[Josh Arnold]

What? I'm confused.

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, no. That would be. Oh, no, you're salting the rim.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

This is when you get to near completion, but you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll apologize to everyone.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need to apologize for me, Drew.

[Christy Lee]

I could talk for myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you play minor league baseball?

[Drew Storen]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember who you were with?

[Drew Storen]

Yeah. So I was.

[Christy Lee]

I was 20, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He had been hit.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a drink. His own stock.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much, obviously. He had three shots already.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Drew Storen]

I was lucky. I only spent about four months in the minor league, so I kind of flew through.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was the team started with.

[Drew Storen]

The Hagerstown Suns, then went to the Potomac Nationals, Harrisburg Senators, and then the Syracuse Sky Chiefs.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

All that in four months?

[Drew Storen]

Y.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't even unpack.

[Chick McGee]

He was hated by many of.

[Drew Storen]

That is 100% true.

[Tom Griswold]

If.

[Drew Storen]

If Tyler was here today, he would be so mad that I'm talking about the minor leagues. You're not even allowed to talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

He spent a lot of time in and out.

[Drew Storen]

He did, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine the hazing that goes on in a minor league baseball club? My God, I'd be in tears every day.

[Drew Storen]

I walked in that first day, so, you know, I was lucky enough to be a first rounder. So I come in with a huge target on my back, rightfully so, thinking I'm the second coming of anybody, right? So I walk in thinking I own the place. And I gave up a homer. My second. Second pitch of my day. That went about 450. And then I was like, oh, okay, that's. That's. That's the correction I needed.

[Tom Griswold]

I got some names of clubs. Do you know the name of the team from Gastonia?

[Drew Storen]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

The Gastonia Honey Hunters.

[Christy Lee]

They're hunting honey.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet, sweet honey.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This one you may know. Binghamton.

[Christy Lee]

Are they the Mets?

[Tom Griswold]

The Rumble Ponies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Rumble Ponies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Florence Y'alls.

[Josh Arnold]

Y'all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Norwich Sea Unicorns. That's the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.

[Drew Storen]

Oh, yeah, I knew that one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hartford Yard Goats. Here's one we've had before. The Rocket City Trash Pandas. Trash Pandas. And they're Rocket City because they're out of Madison, Alabama, which is a space country, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's where what's his face Lived. We're never on brawling for a little while.

[Tom Griswold]

The Amarillo sod poodles.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's a sod?

[Josh Arnold]

What is a sod?

[Haywood Banks]

Very sad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a lot of time in the. In the. He puts up sod during the summer is what he does.

[Tom Griswold]

The traversity pit spitters.

[Christy Lee]

The. The what? Spitters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we have some pit spitters.

[Christy Lee]

Are you saying the pit spitter?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

As in they just ate like a piece of fruit that has a pit.

[Christy Lee]

You're not saying anything. Itty bitty.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

The Albuquerque Isotopes. Yeah, of course with the whole nuclear thing. And then last on the list, the Toledo Mud Hens. Yeah, the best. Very good. So once again, Drew, the new brew, if you will, the new batch out there right now. And I need to make it clear that it's available in some states via post. Yes, but not all. And it's go to drinkfield of dreams.com Tom for all the information you need and find it, if you can have it delivered where you live. I'll give you the complete roster of that later on. Right now we go over there to Josh Arnold because he's. He's got something about orange insoles he wants to tell you.

[Chick McGee]

I sure do. And I have a question for everybody here who works on their feet all day? Yes, Hard working individuals doing society proud by adding to commerce of what?

[Tom Griswold]

Anywho, who works on their back at night? Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we don't. They don't have orange insole mattress pads. But if you have back pain, hip pain or knee pain, it affects your daily routine. You know that. It's probably because you have a thin liner in your shoes that just flops around like a slice of bologna. Sad, really. Very sad. Those don't offer any support. That's why you have to check out orangeinsoles.com Orange Insoles offer Arch support and a deep heel cup that work better in your shoes to help support that muscly, muscly body of yours.

[Pat Godwin]

Bruce Gordon.

[Drew Storen]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Don't Forget about that 4K television set you can win courtesy of orange insoles. Go to bob and tom.com contest coming up, it'll be something special that would I believe be another song from Haywood Banks and a visit from comedian Jeff Oskay. I'll remind you we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in the Glass City Center, Toledo, Ohio, USA, the home of 1047 WIOT great radio. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hi, this is Javon, your blinds.com design consultant.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh wow, a real person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. I'm here to help with everything from selecting the perfect window treatments to.

[Drew Storen]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've got a complicated project.

[Chick McGee]

No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I can even help schedule a professional measuring install. We can also send you samples fast and free. I just might have to do more.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you need.

[Christy Lee]

So the first room we're looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to Toledo Love baseball. Tonight it's the Bob and Tom show live. Hello Tom, Christy, Pat, Josh, Arnold. I'm Chick and Tom. We have a that special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we certainly do. We are sponsored today by our friends at the Field of Dreams whiskey company. Yep. Started by their founder. Drew Storm is here with us. Our founder, former major league baseball pitcher. What was it? What was your overall record?

[Chick McGee]

Not worth mentioning.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah, wins and losses aren't something you really want.

[Christy Lee]

29 and 18.

[Drew Storen]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

That is good.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no. 417 strikeouts. How many of you? That's 417 more than I've struck and 99 saves. Oh, that gotta hurt.

[Drew Storen]

Oh yeah. This is why our small batch is 99 proof.

[Christy Lee]

Oh nice. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

The big batch of whiskey was just released yesterday and information about that that can be found at. Where is it again?

[Drew Storen]

Drink Field of Dreams.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Drink Field of Dreams.com Drew, is there.

[Chick McGee]

Part of you that really can't stand the fact that you didn't get the hundred save?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Drew Storen]

This is why I put leaned into it and put it on a small basketball guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Drew Storen]

You know it's funny, I had. I didn't know how many career saves I had. And then I got my 95th and one of the rookies in the bullpen. When I came in the clubhouse, he's like, awesome, man. He's like, you know, that was your 95th career save. I'm like, that's. That's great. And so then I got another one. He's like, 96.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks a lot, rookie.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah, yeah. He's gone on to make about 100 million, so. Oh, all right. Yeah. Feels good.

[Chick McGee]

Who has the most career saves?

[Christy Lee]

The sandman. Right. Enter the sand. Enter sandman.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Jesus does save time. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

But you know what? Rescue with agree on the go.

[Chick McGee]

What is it Jesus saves, Moses invests. Is that the old. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was.

[Christy Lee]

That implies a whole nother thing, Moses.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

When you. When you drive and you're by yourself, which I was gloriously yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going home with me today, though.

[Haywood Banks]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I mentioned it. I like. Like to go on the dial and go up and down and see what's going on. Sure. Did you ever get tricked where you're not exactly sure what the point of view of that station might be? Okay, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever care what the point of view of your.

[Tom Griswold]

No. This seems to be about the stock market. Wait a minute. They're talking, and then all of a sudden, oh, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute. There's. There's Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't feel tricked in that moment.

[Pat Godwin]

Christian. Christian pop music can trick you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets a chorus.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a catchy number and pretty good. You sin or you're gonna die. What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Catch K. Love. Sometimes they're like, oh, that's a great song. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can still like the song.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a. Jesus Casting Crowns. That's a great band.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a fun game. It's especially fun in the AM dial because you sometimes run into something that Chick and I used to do. Anybody ever heard Swap Shop?

[Christy Lee]

That's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio or Radio where people call in and they go, I've got, you know, four tires for. I'd like a. I'd like to get a hair dryer. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to get a belt for a Maytag washer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you. You really get to hear real people talking. It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to people like us that talk like this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is your bourbon. Does it taste good? Because I. I'm not allowed to. I hear good things.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you need a jingle yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have one for us?

[Josh Arnold]

You have one.

[Pat Godwin]

I could do something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but you. You can't drink alcohol, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I literally saw Pat. Pat walked up to Jess Hooker yesterday and goes, will you take a shot of that and then spit in my.

[Pat Godwin]

Field of Dreams is not just a movie. It's a bourbon, I hear. And it tastes real groovy. Yeah, it won't give any to me. Cause I have a drinking problem. Field of Dreams. I hear it tastes real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Field of Dreams.

[Pat Godwin]

I hear it's excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Field of Dreams, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

But when I drink alcohol, my ex wife screams, my mother screams. Field of Dreams. I can't have it. There you go, Drew.

[Christy Lee]

Well done.

[Drew Storen]

Thank you, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

For free, man.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, Field of Dreams. You don't dream when you blackout.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, drink irresponsible. Well, that was. That was very good.

[Drew Storen]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Drew, do you remember the last batter you faced in Major League Baseball?

[Drew Storen]

I don't because I wasn't planning on it being my last batter.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you remember it well enough if. If someone were to mention a certain game, you'd remember exactly where you were, what you were doing?

[Drew Storen]

And no, I. I really leaned into the short term memory loss of a reliever because you got.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you have to.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah, you kind of. So I don't remember a whole lot, obviously, facing the hall of Famers and all that, but, I mean, we actually. Tyler and I were watching a game the other day and, you know, I had no idea what was going to happen because he always. He'll has a good habit of pulling up on YouTube, old VI games that he is absolutely crushing. And he's like, oh, it's just a random date. And I'm like, oh, you knew exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

What he pulls up. One of yours.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Drew Storen]

And then. So, yeah, of them, he's like, threw two innings, punched out everybody. And then I'm like, dude, if I blow this save, he's like, oh, I don't know, man. And then I'm like, I don't remember. And luckily I did okay on some of these, but.

[Haywood Banks]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So did you ever pitch to someone and then they hit it and you. You thought to yourself, boy, he really hit that hard?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my. That's not going to come down.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah. Carlos Gonzalez got me on a grand slam one time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah, it was. It went a long way.

[Chick McGee]

There must have been times when the baseball was only a foot away from your hand where you went, oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Drew Storen]

Immediately put your glove up and ask.

[Tom Griswold]

This one's coming Back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Drew Storen]

You're like, oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

But this one's gonna. This one's a refund. Okay. It's coming back.

[Drew Storen]

Yep. There's a. It was one of those things, too, that in spring training, I kind of. I always had kind of Tourette's when I threw a bad pitch and a guy hit it. I would curse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Drew Storen]

Which is fine when there's 50,000 people.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Drew Storen]

But then when you're in spring training, a little more intimate. Yeah. You kind of have to tone it down a little bit, but. Yeah, that was always. Plenty of times it comes out of the hand. You're just going, man, that's a beach ball right there. I hope he hits it at somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was doing some homework, and I read this. This goes back to 2017. There was a Major League Baseball investigation. They reportedly found the Boston Red Sox were cheating using an Apple watch. Do you remember this?

[Drew Storen]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they doing to prevent. In this digital age, stealing signs, et cetera, et cetera?

[Drew Storen]

Well, the. The Astros were the league leader in cheating that year.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the famous garbage can beating.

[Drew Storen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was Morse code.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah. Yeah. Which Tyler was on that team.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he really was.

[Drew Storen]

I should have told you yesterday, but.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have told yesterday.

[Drew Storen]

No, I. Now they have it where the video replay guys are in a room by themselves, and they're not allowed to leave, and they have somebody there guarding the room, so nobody can go in and see the different camera angles. What is it you can't have. Only, like, the trainers can have, like, any Apple watch or anything like that. All the iPads are handled by somebody with the league. I mean, you have, like, hall monitors that make sure guys aren't cheating. But they're gonna find a way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think about the. The future? They say they're gonna have electronic balls and strikes called.

[Drew Storen]

I like the challenge system. They did. They tried it out in spring training this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Get to touch your head. Good.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah. Give it the old tap. The. The. My favorite part about it is it's the player making the call. So, like, there are a couple guys in spring training that challenge pitches, like, right down the middle, and they're like, oh, yeah, good idea. You know, and. Because you really. It's funny because you have such a biased point of view when you're out there. I don't think I ever threw a ball in my career, so. So, yeah, living. I'd be living there, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

But you ever hit anybody?

[Drew Storen]

Yeah, I think I hit three Yankees in one inning in Cincinnati.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but who wouldn't though?

[Tom Griswold]

Good for you.

[Drew Storen]

That'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking with Drew Storen, the proprietor, if you will. He is of the Field of Dreams Whiskey Company. They've just released a special batch with a bottle honoring every player in the history of Major League Baseball. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Glass City center in Toledo, Ohio, and I believe we have. Hey. Ladies and gentlemen, they're applauding for Mr. Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Jeffrey, there he is now.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. OSU, like to review the world of news and help us out with it. What have you got, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We don't give you a lot of the news each week, so I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention. Doordash now offers Easy Pay credit. It breaks your amount owed into four easy payments. What you failed to mention were three months away from someone declaring bankruptcy on their late night chalupa. Scientists in Japan have invented a new medicine that will help you regrow your damaged teeth. Really? What you fail to mention, don't accidentally sit on the medication or you'll grow a second anal cavity.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it might.

[Christy Lee]

Bite you in the ass. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, chick.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Where were you last night when I was writing this crowd, A large group of men set the record for the longest game of basketball. It lasted 121 hours. And the final score, 13,096 to 12,900. Well, you failed to mention one player also scored the world's first triple triple.

[Haywood Banks]

Triple.

[Christy Lee]

What is a triple triple?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. One more than a triple double. Should I have gone?

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ripple ruple.

[Christy Lee]

Triple triple. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know a lot about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to have that.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

The popular kids pizza place, Chuck E. Cheese has just opened his first location in Australia. What you failed to mention. Come for the subpar pizza. Stay, cuz you got bit by a tarantula in the ball pit. Farmers have found a way for f to not require people to force feed the overstuffed birds. What you failed to mention. Instead, they have the bird's parents stop by, tell her she's a disappointment in the. The overeating takes care of itself.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

You guys got it, right? Oh, yeah. We learned you can rent a grandma in Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You failed to mention the website. Only cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Haywood Banks]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, great. Now she can put me on a guilt trip for not renting. Renting her More often. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Grandma's cooked cookies. Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't know. I understand.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And finally we learned playing with dogs relieves stress in dogs and in people. What? You failed to mention. Yeah, just ask Godwin over here. Since getting his puppy, Brody. Nothing but a stress free life. I'm Jeff. Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

And this has been the news a week.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta go. Jeffy.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey. We certainly appreciate that. We were talking about famous nicknames in baseball and you sure were. Doc was number three. Doc Ellis. Famous for the LSD infused game where he. Do you know of anyone. No names necessarily that made of. May have played a game while high or drunk?

[Drew Storen]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot. Really?

[Chick McGee]

A lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Drew Storen]

More than you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's the famous story about Mickey Mantle being so hungover.

[Drew Storen]

Yeah. Oh, that'll definitely happen.

[Christy Lee]

There was that story that when he got. When he stepped on that sprinkler head and trashed his knee. And that was pretty much it. I guess he had been drinking before. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was the one where he hit this wonderful home run and he said, how did you do it? He goes, I just aimed for the. The ball in the middle of the three that were coming at me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

A little triple vision. We continue now. What do you got? Coming up, Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up. We haven't gotten to our fabulous breast milk ice cream story.

[Chick McGee]

Yummy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Do you really know what your kids are sending when they send emojis? Do you want to talk about that? Did you see that story?

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. They're all. It's all this code stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Thompson sent me an emoji the other day and I. Yeah, it was. I was very pickle.

[Chick McGee]

I got trouble. I was just trying to tell my nieces and nephews that I was watering down eggplants.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Little did I know there are some.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know. It's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

There's the sound of Drew pitching. And here's the sound of the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

He struck a bound. Oh, okay, good. What would it sound like if the guy got a home run off him?

[Christy Lee]

Out of here. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Once again, this is the Babatom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in Toledo, Ohio, courtesy of 1047 WIOT. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Haywood Banks]

Here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in Toledo, Ohio, home of the Mudheads Minor league baseball. Tonight, Buttheads Clippers. We're here with 1047 WIOT. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. We are one again, sponsored today by our friends from the Field of Dreams Whiskey Company. I did want to clarify that, by the way, the Field of Dreams whiskey is available in Kentucky at stores all over Kentucky, so. But you can't mail it there. I don't know why. Just telling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those crazy liquor laws are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're, they're wacky. Got a Nice letter here. Oh. Because Field of Dreams whiskey is made from. From the corn on the famous Field of Dreams from the movie. Right. This comes to us from Evan, who is sitting in this room. There he is. He goes. Give a shout out to all the hard working G men and women feeding the world today. You're a corn grower. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. We love farmers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I ride on your combine?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, just once. Ah, the old giver. The Toledo combine. You know what that is?

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's not pretty, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But effective.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's the three guys. A lot of friction. But then he ends it by saying, hey, put that dog on your staff.

[Christy Lee]

What is that dog's name? I don't have the dog's name yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Maka Uli.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Hawaiian.

[Josh Arnold]

Maka Uli.

[Christy Lee]

Well, all the other dogs are making fun of him.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it. A beautiful dog.

[Christy Lee]

Moscovuli.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 16 years old and he's a service dog. And he was barking during Haywood song.

[Christy Lee]

All right. You're patting your parts and sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

And there we go. Well, welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Once again, we are live in Toledo. Great crowd here at the Glass City Center. Major League Baseball getting underway in Japan a couple weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here in the usa.

[Christy Lee]

Not recognized.

[Tom Griswold]

Toledo Mud Hens playing tonight. And we have a special request for a song from Haywood Banks. You'll see the tie in now. Have we got you all dialed in over there? I'm.

[Haywood Banks]

I'm ready, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh, you're worse than Godwin. Now you're taking drinking water.

[Haywood Banks]

I drink bottled water at home because the groundwater around my house is polluted with polychloride or something like that from the plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Plastic water. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. He's holding plastic water.

[Haywood Banks]

Thanks for stepping on the punchline.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. Okay. Wouldn't. I wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Help me to fight like a married couple.

[Haywood Banks]

Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going? Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

Oh, ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, we're ready to go. I'm. That was the info.

[Haywood Banks]

I don't. I didn't know if you were, you know, a lot of times, right into the song, I don't know when to stop or start.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, start. Start now.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

Sneezing from the pollen the chain caught my shoestring Hit center bar on my bicycle and almost lost my bearings I love summer Good old summertime I got sunburned on the soles of my feet A lot of sand where the sun don't shine Sunburned at the beach in pain the whole darn night. So much skin peeled off my back you can make a set of sand. I love summer Good old summertime.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Haywood Banks]

Got sandburned on the soles of my feet A lot of sun where the sand don't shine. Putting on a cold wet bathing suit. Mosquitoes and bees and tetanus shots in the dairy air Something's crawling in the foot of my sleeping bag and flaming marshmallows in my hair Drop and roll. Caught a baseball with my face Potato salad inside Salmonil steps up through the plate Listeria gets the run oh, I love summer Good old summer time.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Haywood Banks]

Got sandburned on the sun of my feet Lot of foot where the sand don't shine. I got something else silly. Blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Haywood Banks, ladies and gentlemen. Caught a baseball with my face. That's just sweet.

[Haywood Banks]

There's some other line, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a. Listeria gets thrown. I know. I got an update on. On the origin of mud hen.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Mud hen is known as the American coot.

[Pat Godwin]

Say that again?

[Christy Lee]

Like an old coot. Like someone over 40. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

An old coot. C O O t. Yeah. A bird commonly mistaken for a duck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're distantly related to ducks.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had the.

[Haywood Banks]

And they're mistaken for muddy hens, too.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. Mudhead and co are the same thing.

[Haywood Banks]

Oh, okay, okay. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I got with you. I mean, if you have a muddy coot, ladies, for God's sake, take a bath.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, what about an itchy flap? Coot and a flap.

[Tom Griswold]

What about itchy dust flaps?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I see. Well, coochie is a. Right. That's slang.

[Josh Arnold]

Coochie.

[Christy Lee]

Coochie. Has that come from coot?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not sure exactly. But in any event, I. I'm just trying to expand on the mud heads thing, which apparently is of no interest to anyone. Your team, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

We're all here together. I told you.

[Pat Godwin]

He's getting mad at the all in this together.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had the mascot here, who was the chicken. Freaking chicken from Frickers right there.

[Christy Lee]

We haven't seen the mud head yet out there.

[Tom Griswold]

The famous chickens back there right now. The famous Fricker's chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the size of the head on that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have a story from Christie I wanted to get to. This involves emojis and the secret code of Emojis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Keith Brony, editor in chief of Emojipedia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He should be drummed off the Internet just for that.

[Josh Arnold]

So people have been using emojis for secret meanings for over a decade. And some of them, most of them, are sexual. For those of you who have children, children who are on your phone, teenagers, college students, you might want to know that some of these emojis mean things that you didn't know, like cherries. What do you think those are?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's not the hymen. The classic.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

Not that pretty and sweet.

[Chick McGee]

You say boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, yes. Melon. Also an emoji for breasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Large, larger ones, presumably. Yes. Yeah. How about peach ass?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pancakes?

[Tom Griswold]

Flat.

[Chick McGee]

Boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Flat bottom.

[Christy Lee]

Flat bottom. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

What about a cat face?

[Christy Lee]

That's a really, really ugly woman.

[Chick McGee]

You got to have sweet. Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you didn't say, cat face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's for vagina.

[Chick McGee]

A pussy. A pussy cat Tom. A pussy cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would not have. I didn't get that one. Sorry. Am I the only one that didn't pick up on that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Josh Arnold]

What about an egg?

[Tom Griswold]

My mind is not as filthy as all of yours.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the weird thing. I'm the worst. That I didn't. I did not get that one.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know what an eggplant is, correct?

[Chick McGee]

Pain peen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sweat droplets.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the droplets don't have to be sweat.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are supposed to be sweat, I guess, is what they're saying here.

[Chick McGee]

They're jizz.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Now, I knew most of those, but this one I didn't know. The peanut emoji. I don't know that anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Is it testicles?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it means to ejaculate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a nut. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Make your nut.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are.

[Josh Arnold]

So what about the brain? If you get a brain emoji.

[Tom Griswold]

Testicles. Really stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, thank you, ma'am.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Another way of saying, hey, it's oral sex. Is it really just the brain?

[Chick McGee]

Give me a little brain. I've always liked. I have heard people say, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get some brain.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard head. Of course I've heard. I've heard skull, which I like very.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, neck is good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would. I would not get any of these.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, nicer to women.

[Tom Griswold]

A fair point.

[Christy Lee]

Your all knowing countenance puts off some.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wouldn't have known that was the code. I don't know any of this.

[Josh Arnold]

This stuff, the hot face. Emoji anybody means you're hot or blushing from how you have sexual desire. Yeah. What about a tongue? Yeah, that's pretty steaming bowl. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

A steaming bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You're a pilot.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for lunch. Wouldn't you assume? Was it the soup's on. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Nude photographs. Somebody's asking for nude photographs.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, Noodles.

[Josh Arnold]

She knows a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

This woman right here.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you. Are you a porn emoji star?

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell? I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Don't be shy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your only fans address?

[Josh Arnold]

Ear of corn.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, masturbation.

[Josh Arnold]

It means pornography, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, corn rhymes with porn.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I would not have gotten that one either. How do you know the code? Is there a place you'll look it up?

[Josh Arnold]

We're telling you, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I say. And.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This guy has.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he's got it.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

What? We all know what the pineapple means.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Swinger.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And then a chair.

[Chick McGee]

I want to sit on your face. Y. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, I was. I wasn't guessing.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just telling you you're gonna need an oxygen mask.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Josh, don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What the hell's wrong with him?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know, but I'm not. It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So we learned something today.

[Chick McGee]

We sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

We learned a lot about that lady, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at the smiling guys around the old.

[Chick McGee]

The brainiac, we'll call her.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics sort of the same?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm wondering if. If they really know what those mean.

[Christy Lee]

See, this is why you don't meet any nice women. You've got, you know, emojis are from the ancient hieroglyphics. And then they throw a drink.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They leave and they roofie themselves to go to sleep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Believe this guy's. And by the way, I had a Bob Fel field glove when I was a child.

[Tom Griswold]

You can sleep all you want. I don't really need your attention.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Oh, well, that went well.

[Chick McGee]

I know a mud is also called a co.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking for Bill Cosby, Jerry Mathers is doing quite well.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

The original fugitive was.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it is time to take a break. Actually, I will alert you to the fact that we have more delights coming. I want to get one more song out of Haywood. Is that possible? Okay, good. That's a. I don't know what that means either. Once again, we are in the Movable O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in The Glass City Center, Toledo, Ohio. Courtesy of 1047 WIOT. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866.

[Haywood Banks]

One more Bob and Tom next.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in Toledo. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee and we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Time for a special treat. I mentioned earlier that we have our guest comedian Haywood Banks here with us. Heywood has great music out there. You can find. You can find Haywood streaming his music. Not. He'll. He'll be streaming into a bottle from a trucker. As you heard in the song earlier, Haywood forgot his toaster. However, we have been able to, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

To our friends at Frickers, we found a substitute.

[Tom Griswold]

This is actually from the Frickers restaurant chain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like a steam tray.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, very good. A steam tray. And do you have a. What is that? A spoon and a fork? What have you got over.

[Haywood Banks]

I have actually two forks. Two forks, two thirds of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

This is a plastic toaster out here they found.

[Tom Griswold]

But that is just now. Yeah, come on, you gotta have a metal. Come on, people, now. Well, let's get to it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a tribute to breakfast food.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're ready.

[Chick McGee]

It really is a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a. That's a base toaster.

[Haywood Banks]

All around the country and coast to coast, people always say, what do you like most? I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast. I always tell them I like to host. Yeah, toast. I get up in the morning about 6am Have a little jelly, have a little jam. Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot, push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast, yeah, toast. For many years now, I've been a booster for the browning of the bread inside a tor. If it gets burned, I just start hollering cuz don't you know I'm black Toast intolerant burntos Beep, beep, beep.

[Pat Godwin]

Smokey toast.

[Haywood Banks]

When the first caveman drove in from the drags didn't know what would go go with the bacon and the eggs. Must have been a genius got it in his head Plug the toaster in the wall Buy a bag of bread, make toast. Yeah, toast. Chevy Corvette, Mauricio Valier I Eiffel Tower, Are we Marie? Toledo, Ohio. French toast. French toast. In Chicago, in Toledo.

[Pat Godwin]

City of love, Ohio.

[Haywood Banks]

Yeah. Toast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Haywood Banks on the base poster.

[Christy Lee]

He's okay. He's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know what to do now. Thank you, Rich. Coming up, we're going to once again bring out the Bob and Tom players. Yesterday we had a successful edition of.

[Christy Lee]

The show, incredibly successful.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's going to be tough, but we're going to try it again in just a few minutes. So I'm sure looking forward to that. I don't know what will happen, but everybody be ready. And we may be tapping someone in the audience for their debut on the Bob and Tom program. In the meantime, we turn it back to the SILAC Insurance news desk and Christy Lee, what's happening in the world?

[Josh Arnold]

A man dressed as Ronald McDonald was arrested in Florida for trespassing.

[Christy Lee]

What this clown do? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold that thought. Officers encountered the man, a Christopher Marlo, at a Palm Bay shopping center where he had been previously trespassed, was trying.

[Christy Lee]

To solve a crime in a clown.

[Josh Arnold]

Suit and dressed in a yellow suit with striped sleeves, chick and a red nose. The man struggled with officers before he was handcuffed. A search of his backpack turned up multiple other clown outfits and 10 red noses. He was arrested for trespassing and resisting officers with violence.

[Tom Griswold]

So why are you still. The guy's a clown. He's a professional clown.

[Christy Lee]

He's a clown alive.

[Josh Arnold]

I have some more information if you'd like it. As he was placed in the squad car, an officer can be heard telling the man, quote, you look like a clown. He replies, no, s. I am a clown, stupid. Oh, that's what you want to say to a police officer arresting you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I dropped my pistol.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, kind of an unhappy meal. That sounds sad. Poor guy.

[Josh Arnold]

We also have the story about the breast milk. I don't know if you're interested, but Baby brand Frida has announced they're launching a breast milk flavored ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

Baby Brand Frida F R I D A.

[Josh Arnold]

The company said in a release the ice cream will, quote, be a pitch perfect representation of the sweet, creamy, nutrient packed goodness we've all wanted to try, but I've been afraid to ask.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not made of human breast milk?

[Josh Arnold]

It says it. No. It reportedly will contain some of the same nutrients, including fats, carbs, important vitamins, plus lots of H2O for hydration.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A representative for Frida confirmed to People magazine that the ice cream is not An April Fool's prank. Adding that the brand anticipates strong demand for the product.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this then after the famous artist. Frida.

[Josh Arnold]

Frida Collins.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the unibrow.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think cu.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe she'd be hairy down there.

[Christy Lee]

I believe the term is. She like to keep it hairy. Is the.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean if you've got the big unibrow. I'm just saying. Odds are.

[Christy Lee]

I'm guessing you would not ask her out to dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you wouldn't. He wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

She would be two hairs for you. And you would. If you did ask her out to dinner, you would ask now, given the appearance of your eyebrows, are you hairy down there as well? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Seriously, would you try this?

[Tom Griswold]

Try the breast milk ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I do remember trying baby food. The kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we talked about that last week. Some of it's really good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like my breast milk fresh from the tap.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you judge me, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

But you do like it cold. That's why your favorite one is witches. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Witch's brew.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll call.

[Josh Arnold]

In other news this morning, an Air France flight was forced to make a U turn after a passenger announced they'd lost their cell phone.

[Chick McGee]

Why would it have to turn around?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the.

[Josh Arnold]

Been on that flight though, you would have been so mad.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had in the last couple months. We had the one earlier in the week where the pilot forgot his passport.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were flying, I think to China from la. They had to turn around and land in San Francisco. They were already several hours out.

[Josh Arnold]

And then didn't have to do a flight like crew change because it had been so many hours.

[Tom Griswold]

And they quite literally gave everyone a $15 meal pass. Yeah. So for their inconvenience. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This flight was over an hour into a nine hour journey to Guadalupe. Is that right? Yeah. In the Caribbean. When a passenger reported the lost phone. Apparently the plane returned to Paris Orly airport as a precautionary measure after search efforts failed to turn up the device. Maintenance teams reportedly searched for the missing phone and the aircraft departed for Guadalupe 20 minutes later. I don't know if they found it, but apparently Tom's right. The lithium batteries can cause the plane to catch fire, so they couldn't take a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

So did they. They forgot their. They thought it was in their bags or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they couldn't find it. They lost it. They didn't know.

[Christy Lee]

So just to be sure it wasn't packed in their luggage, they turned around apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if I were on that flight. I think like in the show Survivor. The other passengers should be able to vote you off. We're going to Paris. You're staying in Newark?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It just seems people cheering when you get off the plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, can you imagine? And also From Florida, a 21 year old man who was pissed at his dad drove his car into the ocean. His father's car, according to the arrest report. Officers responded to the report of a vehicle in the water and found a partially submerged Subaru.

[Tom Griswold]

It's flooded.

[Josh Arnold]

Register John Cuss.

[Christy Lee]

Gonna get flooded. What's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

John Cuss. K U s s. John. Mr. Cuss. Police spoke with Mr. Cus who said his son had borrowed the car and did not return it. When officers found the 21 year old, he admitted to driving it into the water and leaving the scene. He was arrested on a charge, charge of felony criminal mischief. He said he sought to use a cinder block to send the car into the ocean. But when that failed, he got into the car and simply drove it into the water. Well, you got to be pissed.

[Christy Lee]

Remember what Josh said about criminal mischief.

[Tom Griswold]

Father's Day just around the corner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Happy Father's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the he'll be by Thanksgiving back in good graces. I doubt it. Speaking of Father's Day. What? What would be a great Father's Day gift? I think a bottle of that special brew, that special distillation, the special liquid. What am I trying to say? What's the word?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking at a batch of whiskey.

[Christy Lee]

Bourbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Bourbon whiskey from our friends at Field of Dreams Whiskey. That'd be a great Father's Day gift. And there are sponsors today. And once again, it's available by mail in several states. It's also in liquor stores, etc. In various spots all over the country. Check out out their website once again and you can enjoy some delightful bourbon from the corn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Field of Dreams field in Iowa.

[Christy Lee]

The actual field they used in the movie. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Simply say, thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up, the Bob and Tom players, which will include someone from our lovely audience.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This could really. You think we've gone south a couple times yet Today, the opportunity for this show to pretty much derail.

[Christy Lee]

While going south, you ain't seen nothing yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, this may not work.

[Christy Lee]

Work.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for sticking around. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile studios in Glass City, Toledo, Ohio, courtesy of 1047 WIOT and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bottom Tom show in Toledo for the Mud Hens game tonight. People are emailing me saying it sounds like I'm saying, but heads, that's not right. I'm saying mud hens.

[Tom Griswold]

Mud hens, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Here's Tom. And very special segment right now, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bob and Tom Players, ladies and gentlemen. And we have special guest.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he on the script? There he comes. We'll be okay. While we stall here, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile studio here at the beautiful Glass City Center, a gorgeous spot in Toledo, Ohio, right across the street from the home of the Mud Hens. The Mud Hen, of course, also known as the American coot. Yes, we learned that today, much like.

[Christy Lee]

Tom and I are known as the American coots.

[Tom Griswold]

The old coots.

[Christy Lee]

Old?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that different from cooter?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, the last two days, you and the cooter.

[Christy Lee]

Will you get down on a muffin or something? Come on. Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you eat a mud hen?

[Christy Lee]

You got to prepare it carefully because.

[Tom Griswold]

You can obviously eat a cooter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the mud hen has a mud vein.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you gotta watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now what we have here is a script. This is from a classic piece from the great comedian Dan St. Paul. And Dan was kind enough to let us try to recreate this live. Now, who is our guest standing right next to you, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Jeremy someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jeremy someone. Thomas.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeremy Thomas.

[Christy Lee]

Jeremy Thomas. What do you do, Jeremy? How you make your money?

[Chick McGee]

I am in advertising.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Is that. So You've got a Nerf ball and you sit in your office and throw pencils. Nice. You throw pencils at the ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, Jeremy, can you do the Harry Carey voice?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try.

[Christy Lee]

He's giving us a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody familiar with the late Harry Carey, the great baseball announcement, or you guys remember Harry?

[Christy Lee]

It was an old coot, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a great guy, great personality. And Dan St. Paul kind of wondered what would it be like if Harry Cary was at the first baseball game ever? And this is where this comes from. I will start. I do not do much of a very good Harry Carey, but we do have.

[Christy Lee]

We know.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, Jess Hooker has joined us.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys know how good I am with voices. So are you gonna do a Harry Carey?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try.

[Christy Lee]

Chris, are you gonna do a Spanish Harry Carey?

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up, Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. There we go. Hello, fans. This is Harry Carey. Welcome to today's game between the Bethlehem Braves and the Jerusalem Giants. Kind of a sparse crowd here today. A plague of locusts is the way to tough to get out to the ballpark. You can hear the vendors, though.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, manna, get your mana. Who wants bread from heaven? It's hot. It's fresh. It just fell hot. Manna here.

[Josh Arnold]

Penance. Penance. Our Fathers Hail Marys. Can't get absolution without an act of contrition. Who wants a rosary?

[Christy Lee]

Here.

[Pat Godwin]

Water.

[Tom Griswold]

Water. What?

[Chick McGee]

Wine. Who wants wine?

[Josh Arnold]

Peter looks to Jesus for the sign.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus gives him the sign.

[Christy Lee]

Holy cow.

[Josh Arnold]

Peter denies it. He gives him it to it again. He denies it again. He tries once more and gets denied again. That's three times.

[Chick McGee]

Times.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus is out to give Peter a sermon on the mound.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus, of course, the big hero in yesterday's game came up in the bottom.

[Pat Godwin]

Of the ninth with the Braves down.

[Chick McGee]

Three to nothing and hit a bases empty grand slam. Fans, we haven't seen America like that since we had the Fishes and Lows night. I had a chance to talk with the Savior after the game, and this is what he had to say.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Harry, the ball was in the outside part of the plate, and I was just trying to make contact. First of all, I want to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Supposed to be a Spanish accent, Harry.

[Pat Godwin]

The bar was on the outside and I just want to make contact. Is that what you want?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I want. You're from the Dominican Republic.

[Pat Godwin]

First of all, first of all, I want to thank my padre for loading up the bas as much as grass. And the Holy Ghost for breaking up the double play.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry I asked for the accent.

[Josh Arnold]

Back to the live action. Lazarus up to the plate. Wait, what's that?

[Chick McGee]

Lazarus.

[Tom Griswold]

Lazarus.

[Josh Arnold]

Lazarus up to the plate now. Here's the pitch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He's hit. He's hurt.

[Haywood Banks]

He's down.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Haywood Banks]

He's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute. He gets back up. That's the sixth time this week that kid can take one for the team.

[Tom Griswold]

Abraham at the plate.

[Chick McGee]

Now I believe I'm here to sacrifice. Infield drawn in for the Patriarch. And now there's some action in the Bethlehem bullpen. I can't quite make out the back of his robe. It's a big number 10.

[Pat Godwin]

Moses just called up from the burning Bush Lake.

[Chick McGee]

Already gaining a reputation for that lightning fast pickup move, reminding those runners that thou shalt not steal. Let's give it over to Steve Stone.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Harry. Fans, you want to be here this Tuesday night when the Braves meet the Calvary Cubs. It's going to be Nabisco communion wafer day here at the ballpark. All fans 33 and under get a free Eucharist signed by the Savior himself. You know, fans, Nabisco communion wafers go down smooth. Won't stick to the roof of your mouth like those cheap imitation sacraments. Sure, they cost a little more, but when it comes to your eternal salvation, isn't it worth that extra buck in the collection plate? Remember, fans, the next time you go to the rail for that body and blood, ask for the host with a boat. Ask for Nabisco.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Steve. Here's some scores now from around the league.

[Tom Griswold]

A big upset.

[Josh Arnold]

David won. Goliath nothing. It's a long win streak for the big guy.

[Haywood Banks]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Job is on the 15 day disabled list with a bad case of leprosy. Pulled a hamstring.

[Haywood Banks]

Pulled it right off Job.

[Chick McGee]

Written with an E, by the way. Somebody who's clearly never read a page.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the Bible, right? They wanted to get it right. So I said do it phonetically just in case one of these heathens goes. Job on the. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

All good.

[Tom Griswold]

And finally, the angels have set Lucifer down.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shame. When that fellow was in his prime, he could throw some heat. This year it earned a run average as a balloon to a hefty 6.

[Tom Griswold]

6.

[Chick McGee]

6. And that's a partial score. We got Sodom and Gomorrah still tied at 69.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much our most sincere.

[Tom Griswold]

Apologies to Dan St. Paul. The most subtle joke. The most subtle joke in here is the great Lazarus. Lazarus joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because for all the years that they.

[Christy Lee]

Would say Harry, Carrie would mispronounce, they go.

[Tom Griswold]

Pedro Marcus Martinez coming to the plate. I if you're just joining us, we are the Bob and Tom program here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile studios. Because we're at the beautiful glass city Center, Toledo, Ohio, USA, the home of 1047 WIOT. Now we are going to push on. I believe we have another song from Haywood coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think he's gonna stand up right here at this mic and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how about that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

We can find him.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on a second. Okay, we'll. We'll bring good luck. We'll bring Hayward out. I'll tell you right now. We are brought to you by the Field of Dreams whiskey folks and Field of Dreams whiskey. That would make a great Father's Day gift. Or a Mother's Day gift if your mom likes a little nip.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. Why are you saying it that way? Mom's like whiskey.

[Christy Lee]

Mama's in the kitchen having a nip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she. Everyone thinks it's apple juice she's sipping on all day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, never apple juice. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to drink Field of Dreams.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine was iced tea. She.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't go to go to Field of Dreams dot com. Tom. Who was drinking the whiskey all day?

[Josh Arnold]

My grandmother and water. But she would say, go get grandma's iced tea.

[Christy Lee]

Grandma Vo, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. VO and water. You're right. I'm sorry. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All day long.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All day long. Pardon? What's the VO stand for? It's a Canadian club whiskey or vo. Some kind of whiskey. I don't know. I know it looked like iced tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, obviously a few Field of Dreams whiskey is made from the corn that is grown on the famous Field of Dreams from the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

And Pat, it is so delicious. I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it really is.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I smell it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can smell it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't drink any.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll try to kiss you later.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll try to kiss you without drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I'm aware.

[Christy Lee]

You are so horny.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to drive Pat here yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

I gave.

[Josh Arnold]

We were in a car together. Yeah, from Cincinnati to Toledo.

[Chick McGee]

Killed me.

[Pat Godwin]

You ran. Ran into a Tacoma.

[Josh Arnold]

I did almost run right into a truck. Bigger than anything. Yeah, I thought it was a three way stop. Turns out it wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

It was not.

[Christy Lee]

No lesbians can't drive. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

You keep telling us.

[Christy Lee]

I told you.

[Chick McGee]

We scoffed and scoffed.

[Christy Lee]

How many ruck. Subarus you see? That's right. Am I right on this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did we ever find Haywood? What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

We're looking for him now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a big green room. Apparently, he's somehow lost in there. Christy, you got anything over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course I do. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Here are some of the classic signs you might be experiencing if you need a vacation.

[Christy Lee]

Lashing out at co workers, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

I said.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting irritated with others is number three.

[Christy Lee]

Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Number one, feeling burnt out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, duh, Duh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how you take a vacation, right? Number two, daydreaming about a trip, huh?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry I wasn't painful.

[Tom Griswold]

Where were you in your mind?

[Christy Lee]

Where was I? You know, I'd like to go back to Bahamas.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Where we went? I love that little place.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. Pat. Where were you in your mind?

[Pat Godwin]

Jamaica.

[Tom Griswold]

With who?

[Pat Godwin]

Kim.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

It's early, Paula.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God. You're gonna pay for that later.

[Christy Lee]

Now, wouldn't everyone agree that that was a rookie mistake? My God.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know what you were looking for.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

I got married in Jamaica to Kim. It lasted eight months. Paul and I have been together three years.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, all right.

[Pat Godwin]

Three years, one day, two hours.

[Christy Lee]

I was like, judge, I don't think you're making it that.

[Josh Arnold]

No signs you might need a vacation. Having low energy, even on the weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I got a text.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you did. Feeling fatigued. No matter how much sleep you get.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all dumb. They're all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you do a story. They're all very, very obvious is what they are feeling. Brain fog. Completing forgotten tasks. Completely forgetting tasks. Rather misplacing items, making mistakes.

[Tom Griswold]

I've just misplaced Haywood. I guess it's time for a vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

Checking emails when you're off the clock. All of these are signs you need a vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a baseball story that's kind of interesting. All right, I'll let you be the judge. This goes back a ways. Someone dumped gasoline onto a Connecticut baseball field and lit it on fire. Want to guess why?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

They had something spelled out in the field.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were trying to get rid of grubs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they were trying to dry it off.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that will do it, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

This took place in Ridgefield, Connecticut. 25 gallons of gasoline were poured onto the field. Oh, there he is.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a stupid thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

They were trying to. Trying to dry out. It cost $50,000 in dam.

[Christy Lee]

You have that great story about those guys who are trying to clean up a house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Some sort of glue on the floor, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was. It was a slab. The house was built on a slab, and it was a concrete floor. This took place in the great state of Ohio. And they were trying to. When they. They picked. They picked up their carpeting. It was, you know, wall to wall carpeting. And the. The pad was. Had been sticking kingdom. So they took, like, hose and they were scraping it. And then they decided it would be a smart idea to pour gasoline on it to loosen up the. The pad.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it was winter time. They opened a window to get some fresh air and kick down the furnace.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those fumes are rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They found. Well, part of them. Let's just move on.

[Christy Lee]

Caboose.

[Tom Griswold]

Gasoline's meant to explode, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't burn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't want to walk it. Heywood, where are you?

[Pat Godwin]

Where you been?

[Haywood Banks]

I'm not gonna bail you out of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. We were talking about whiskey, and we were talking about the Field of Dreams Whiskey Company. And they make their whiskey from the corn that grows in the famous dreams. And you have. You have a corn tribute?

[Haywood Banks]

I have a corn song. Oh, no. This is called Interstate 80, Iowa. I don't know if you ever taken that trip across Iowa. It's truly one of God's gifts to people who thought they were in a hurry. Long, long Interstate 80, Iowa. Of course, there's the famous German Amish community called the Amana colonies, where microwave ovens are being made by people who aren't allowed to have sippers.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh. Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

Hey, Ezekiel, your popcorn's done, but your bar doors open. Mississippi River. Davenport. Corn, corn, corn, Corn. Corn, corn, corn. What's that smell? Corn, corn, corn. Iowa City. Corn, Corn, corn, corn, corn. Look, a tree. Corn, corn, corn. De Mo. Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn. There's that smell again. Corn, corn, corn. Council Bluffs. Missouri River. Yay.

[Josh Arnold]

How's our corn finding?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Haywood Banks]

I'm also working on Interstate 75.

[Tom Griswold]

Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Haywood Banks]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Oh.

[Haywood Banks]

Michigan. Ohio. State line with no particular geographical demarcation. Just kind of have to take their word for it. Sylvania. Cop. Cop. Cop. Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Cop. Cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Cop.

[Haywood Banks]

Cop. Cop. Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Cop.

[Haywood Banks]

Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Cop.

[Haywood Banks]

Dayton. Three Lane one, lane, three. Lane one lane, three Lane one, lane, one, lane. Look out. A deer. Three lane one Lane. Xenia.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Haywood Banks]

I turned wrong way. Pothole. A hole. Pothole. A hole. Pothole.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Jesus.

[Haywood Banks]

Pothole. Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Beautiful tribute to the Buckeye State, ladies and gentlemen. Haywood Banks. Heywood's got a bunch of great videos out there and a lot of great music you can stream. You can even buy CDs if you like the old style. I'd like a CD. Yeah, sure. Chick McGee. I. I know you.

[Christy Lee]

I know you too, buddy. We're just a couple old coots sitting around. Yeah.

[Haywood Banks]

Mud hen.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. Like. Like the barn door joke.

[Christy Lee]

No, Amanda, you can't. They're making Amanda microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

They call the barn door the zipper.

[Christy Lee]

Outfit can't use a zipper.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fine joke.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't get a laugh.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chick McGee coming back.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

We're almost done, but we're very happy to be here at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile Studios, Toledo, Ohio, USA at the Glass City Center. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in Toledo for a Mudhead fans. Clippers tonight, the season opener. There's Tom Griswold. Hello, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the opening game scheduled for this evening here in Toledo. Yep. Do we know who's throwing out the first pitch? Is it.

[Josh Arnold]

A pitcher? Thank you. Apparently the pitcher Nicely.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well there no.

[Josh Arnold]

You are polite for almost the whole show.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought there might be some dignitary. I surprised they didn't ask someone an.

[Christy Lee]

Audience like this, like one person, you know. And they've got an ears and eyes and a butthole out there, you know what I mean? Yelling stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I. I appreciate it. It's very good joke, sir. Thank you. We have time for one more song from Patty G. Oh boy. Now, Pat has a new album out there.

[Christy Lee]

What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

It's called Hotel Pool. It's about how kids love it. Have a nice pool or hotel. It's fun. But this is not this song.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And Pat's not here. Who's this?

[Pat Godwin]

This is Leon Mudball.

[Tom Griswold]

Leon Mud.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is Way back when I.

[Pat Godwin]

Was 22 everybody had to have down there. Thank you very much. And I have a hint. Normally the people they clap. I like the girls Playboy magazine. Oh, had pubic hair. Oh yeah. I like to take lady to lunch and dance a little carpeter munch but nobody has pubes anymore. I went down to my local gym but all the guys there are hair free I'm feeling self conscious cuz downstairs I'm Duck Dynasty Shame of junk Had a heart attack Looks like a baby carrot playing hacky sack Nobody has pubes Many more yeah, nobody has pubes oh, everybody's hoo ha's baby but smooth arm nobody has pubes Met him all pubic.

[Chick McGee]

Hair I loved you.

[Pat Godwin]

Why did you have to go? I dig it She a pet or a fro like Jimmy Walker I miss the 70s and a crotch like Chewbacca.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Had a deal with a gorgeous girl Hell, I was twice a RA I was old when we made love she had a head down there like Betty Page, Satchel Page.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, not space Jimmy Page.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's coochie's bear and I like a little golf funko down there Nobody has pups run them all. Oh, big ending here. Everybody's waxed and shaved and I like a big bush at the top of the cave Nobody has pews anymore Ladies, let your garden grow. Hey everyone. I am Leon, my boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Leon.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for a special last taste of comedy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

The Ace Comed Cosby joke of the day. Ladies and gentlemen, we almost forgot. Now Ace. Ace is currently laid up. He broke two bones in his right leg. One of them's got a bunch of metal in it. And screws, etc. Etc. That's a long one and I. He's. He says he's going to be coming back next week. I think maybe he should get some rest. But we're not going to give the Ace Cosby joke of the day a rest. And is Christy Lee going to be doing our Ace Cosby joke of the day?

[Josh Arnold]

I can do it.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Christie?

[Josh Arnold]

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

[Christy Lee]

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he's throwing the ball? I don't know, Chrissy. Why does he do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if he raised them both, he'd fall down.

[Pat Godwin]

That is so silly.

[Christy Lee]

You got me.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

You got me.

[Chick McGee]

It's a four hour show. What do you want?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Thank.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thanks again to 1047 WIOT radio and of course, thanks again to Field of Dreams Whiskey Co. And. And Drew Storen. Yes. From the. I have. I wanted to ask him one thing and I forgot to ask him, you know, that when, that when the, when the manager comes out to the mound to talk to you, is he really doing anything?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's probably a lot like. I'm sure he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what's, what's the manager. Does he come out and go, hey, you're doing great.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. You are killing.

[Chick McGee]

I know the idea of you encouraging, of somebody encouraging coaching another person on their team is very foreign to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Positive reinforcement.

[Chick McGee]

But it does happen.

[Christy Lee]

Coaching them up, you know, giving them positive.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you got this suggestion. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's probably a little bit like was it in Bull Durham? Don't. Doesn't Robert Wolf. They ask him. I'm going to. They're out on the mound and what should I do? I got to go to a wedding. And Robert, what should I get for a gift? He goes, candlesticks are nice. And they're on the mound. No, that's what they were talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes it's just to get into the batter's head too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then there's the famous Tommy Lasorta where he's going, tommy, Laura, Blankety, Blankety Blank. Yeah. He fills the air with profanities. Just give me the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes Tommy la sorta would just go out to the mound just to tell the pitcher, hey, you know, I know Frank Sinatra personally.

[Christy Lee]

He's done that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very impressive guy.

[Christy Lee]

Don't do it so much anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Not later. Well, congratulations for a great season ahead for the Toledo Mud Hens. And a beautiful, beautiful field right next to the spot where we are. This is a great hotel, too, right here at Glass City Center. A couple different hotels.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's a Homewood Suites and a Hilton Garden Inn all in the same building.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. There's a hotel pool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, unit, take a quick swim before we go.

[Pat Godwin]

If you let me. You're driving me home.

[Tom Griswold]

And thanks also to the orange insoles.com sports desk. Don't forget to go to Bob and Tom.com to register to win that 4K TV. We'll say thanks to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

And thanks to everybody who came out and saw us.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. You're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Mobile studio here in the Glass City, Toledo, Ohio, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y'all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.

[Christy Lee]

Scorching debates, all the good, all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Christy Lee]

He's the spitfire of sports smack.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Christy Lee]

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