The BOB & TOM Show - March 30, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 30, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature humor, current events, sports talk, music, and listener correspondence – together with some classic friendly banter among Bob, Tom, Chick, Pat, and the regular crew. Highlights include lively debates about idioms, sports records, and memorable interviews with comedian Greg Warren, journalist Keith O’Brien discussing his Larry Bird biography, and standup comic Henry Cho. The show is peppered with original songs, running gags, candid confessions, and a stream of listener letters.

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MAIN SEGMENTS & KEY INSIGHTS

1. Opening Antics & Running Gags

Time: 01:15–17:15

• Signature Song Parody: Show kicks off with the classic "Enormous Penis" song, a humorous (and raucous) male-ensemble singalong. [01:24–03:33]
• Studio Roll Call: Greetings, catching up on weekend activities, and poking fun at Bob’s golf shirt and Tom’s preoccupations.
• Idiom Debate: “Dogs are barking” (meaning sore feet) sparks extended debate, revealing that Bob has never heard the expression. This morphs into a running joke throughout the episode.

  "You can be discombobulated; can you be combobulated? I'm comboulating. Whatever it is, I'm doing it over here." — Bob Kevoian [04:41]
  "My dogs are barking from a long... It means my feet hurt." — Tom Griswold [14:45]

• Listener Letters: Listeners join in with their own odd idioms, oddball furniture stories, and even reference John Candy movies.

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2. Tiger Woods’ Latest Incident & Wealth

Time: 05:17–07:15, 65:42–68:14

• News Recap: Tiger Woods' recent car crash involving a heavy Range Rover is detailed—his legal issues, DUI suspicion (pain meds, not alcohol), and personal life updates (dating Trump Jr.'s ex-wife).
• Banter: Panel jokes about Tiger's wealth, his car insurance, and how the Secret Service won’t let him drive Trump’s grandchildren.

  "If this had been John Daly, he'd still be in prison." — Bob Kevoian [07:15]

• Follow-Up: Chick revisits Tiger’s “luck” with cars and whether his billions should buy him a permanent chauffeur. They riff on jumpsuits and caddie uniforms.

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3. March Madness & Basketball

Time: 10:03–11:47, 39:07–40:42

• Recap of UConn Upset: Chick enthusiastically breaks down the thrilling UConn buzzer-beater over Duke for a spot in the Final Four, highlighting Braylon Mullins’ story and his Indiana ties.
• Listener Engagement: Christy Lee’s beloved Boilermakers bow out, lending a local flavor to the collegiate basketball discussion.
• Upcoming Content: Teases an interview with Keith O’Brien, author of a new Larry Bird biography.

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4. Film & Family Talk

Time: 12:13–14:01, 79:47–80:36

• Tom’s Weekend: Takes his daughters to “Hail Mary Project,” complains about 30-minute movie trailers, and later makes them watch “E.T.” (resulting in tears).
• Book vs Movie: Pat Godwin, as a fan of the “Hail Mary” book, discusses its differences with the movie.
• Previews Gripes: Tom and Bob commiserate about the glut of superhero movies in previews.

  "Any decent movies out there that aren't about some guy that has karate chops and can fly? For God's sake..." — Bob Kevoian [80:30]

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5. More Sports: Baseball, Slang, and Records

Time: 28:05–29:34, 46:23–54:42, 69:27–75:54

• Walk-on Music: Padres closer Mason Miller’s electric entrance to "Blind" by Korn and his 104.1 mph record fastball prompts awe and music discussion.
• Baseball Slang Quiz: Chick quizzes the crew on terms like “can of corn,” “chin music,” “Baltimore chop,” “wheelhouse,” “golden sombrero,” and “tools of ignorance.” There’s much friendly teasing over which idioms sound ridiculous, which have “sex move” energy, and what they actually mean.

  "A golden sombrero is striking out four times in one game." — Chick McGee [50:47] "That sounds like a sex move." — Bob Kevoian [50:39]

• World Record Watch: Feature on a former Air Force pilot breaking the record for fastest tow while skiing on asphalt (“insane!”), segueing into a quiz on continents.

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6. Listener Letters, Small-Town America, and KitKat Heist

Time: 21:10–27:43, 83:31–86:15

• Town Names Bit: The panel shares hilarious town names sent in by listeners (“Slap Out, OK,” “Dick Shooter, ID,” “Big Bone Lick, KY”) and marvel at two-story outhouses.
• KitKat Caper: News of 400,000+ KitKat bars stolen between Italy and Poland stirs candy nostalgia and a volley of kit(p)uns.

  "Steal me a piece...by a kit burglar. It was a kidnapping." — Bob Kevoian & Pat Godwin [84:35]

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7. Featured Interviews

A. Keith O'Brien: Heartland—The Miracle of Larry Bird

Time: 128:27–141:20

• Book Discussion: O’Brien details Larry Bird’s turbulent college journey—leaving Indiana after three weeks, working on a garbage truck, nearly vanishing from basketball, and being convinced to join Indiana State.
• Basketball “What If”: Analysis of how today’s NIL (Name/Image/Likeness) rules would have changed Bird’s path.
• Bird’s Legacy: Emphasizes Larry’s loyalty, privacy, and previously unknown acts of generosity for ISU teammates.

  “Bird only says things that he means. He doesn’t say things for drama. He doesn’t say things for effect.” — Keith O’Brien [131:51]

• Research Depth: O’Brien spent months in Indiana, compiling interviews, diaries, and forgotten documents.
• Hall of Fame & Movie Potential: O’Brien was asked whether Bird’s story might become a movie.

B. Greg Warren: The Greg Warren Report

Time: 103:04–119:43

• Shoelaces Follow-Up: Re-examines last week’s “Beruti Knot,” and Chick confesses to always replacing original shoe laces.
• Instrument Deep Dive: This week’s “word” is trombone. Greg traces the instrument’s history, pop-culture references (Mrs. Othmar in "Peanuts"), and the joy/torment of being in the orchestra brass section.

  "They don't really know who invented it...You just have a thing that you're going to hit the people in front of you." — Greg Warren [108:34]

• Famous Trombonists: Name-drops “Trombone Shorty,” members of Chicago, Tower of Power, and Blood, Sweat & Tears.
• Orchestral Comedy: Greg notes how trombonists and triangle players are often bored—counting rests for 30 minutes.

C. Henry Cho: Stand-up, Family, and Touring

Time: 150:00–156:47

• Career Updates: Henry’s empty-nest life, heavy touring, and upcoming (rare!) Netflix special.
• Tour Routine: Combines golf with gigs; reflects on old comedy clubs and life on the road.
• Material Evolution: Talks about cycling out old hits, taking end-of-show requests for bits as much as 35 years old.
• Political Comedy: Laments how audiences’ attitudes have changed—used to joke about both sides, but times have changed.

  “I used to be. You know, I’m getting there. As you know, we’re all older now, so that ball doesn’t go as far as I hit it.” — Henry Cho [150:59]

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8. Miscellaneous Highlights & Notable Moments

• Colloquial Bingo: The “my dogs are barking” debate persists hilariously through the entire show, with listener and staff participation, culminating in Bob’s astonishment and admissions.

  “90, 98 of people know what I was talking about.” — Tom Griswold [14:35]

• Appliance Endorsements: Orange insoles for aching feet; a mini-steam cleaner for vomit on rugs; more wacky, sponsor-driven banter.
• Animal News: A kangaroo in a denim diaper breaks free in Wisconsin; panel theorizes on zoo animal diets and heat-seeking drones.
• Weird Science: Pig semen is now a key ingredient in experimental anti-cancer eye drops. The gang tries to figure out pig husbandry, prompting much giggling and speculation:

  “How do you hold...get the pig to hold still?” — Bob Kevoian [92:01]

• Grocery Store Streaker: A 53-year-old woman strips naked and assaults people at Pittsburgh’s Giant Eagle store—with her dog in a stroller. Endless puns and incredulity ensue.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & LAUGHLINES

• “A cup of coffee? Yeah, he was there for a cup of coffee.” — Chick McGee [49:47]
• “We didn’t know, we didn’t take that right.” — Chick, on Bob’s lack of folk expression knowledge [41:41]
• “Ass, gas or grass—nobody rides for free!” — Bob Kevoian [30:26]
• “It's time for me to tell you about Simply Safe. I installed it myself...evil can’t even get in my home anymore, and if it does, I'll catch it on tape!” — Chick McGee [44:45]
• “You have bucket hats? Never heard that!” — Bob Kevoian [35:27]

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TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

• Opening Song (Enormous Penis): 01:24–03:33
• Idioms and “Dogs are Barking”: Throughout, heavy at 04:41–17:30, 98:44 onward
• Tiger Woods News/Banter: 05:17–07:15; 65:42–68:14
• UConn-Duke March Madness Recap: 10:37–11:47; deep dive at 39:07–40:42
• Baseball Slang Quiz: 46:23–54:42
• KitKat Heist: 83:31–86:15
• Greg Warren: Trombone Deep Dive: 103:04–119:43
• Keith O’Brien Interview: 128:27–141:20
• Henry Cho Interview: 150:00–156:47
• Kangaroo Escape Story: 93:01–95:16

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FINAL THOUGHTS

This episode is vintage BOB & TOM—equal parts sports, music, Americana, and irreverent, quick-witted riffing. The “dogs are barking” idiom rabbit hole is a perfect example of their ability to turn the simplest misunderstanding into show-spanning comedy. The interviews provide serious substance amid the fun, notably Keith O’Brien’s deep dive into Larry Bird’s origin story, and Greg Warren and Henry Cho’s masterclasses in observational, self-deprecating comedy.

If you missed the show, you missed:

• Epic March Madness recaps and baseball quizzes
• Multiple “idiom wars” and word origin debates
• Expert musical and comedic guests
• Bizarre news – from pig semen eyedrops to kangaroo manhunts to a naked grocery store rampage
• Continuous playful banter that mixes nostalgia, real-life gripes, and signature Midwestern warmth

Listen for:
Ensemble song moments (Enormous Penis), “Golden Sombrero” hijinks, the Larry Bird redemption saga, and endless idiom gags.

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(For more: Full interviews and specific music/standup breaks scattered throughout. Stream at 03:58 for signature song, 28:05 for Padre closer walk-on, 46:23 for baseball slang, 103:25 for Greg Warren, 128:27 for Keith O’Brien, 150:00 for Henry Cho.)

Transcript

[Tom Gris]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Whenever life gets you down Keeps you

[Bob Kevoian]

wearing a frown and the gravy train has left you behind and when you're all out of hope down at the end of your rope and nobody's there to throw you a line

[Pat Godwin]

if you

[Bob Kevoian]

ever get so low that you don't know which way to go Come on

[Chick McGee]

and take a walk in my shoes Never worry about a thing Got the world on a string Cause I have got the cure for all of my

[Bob Kevoian]

all of his blue I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away I take a

[Chick McGee]

look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants and the feelings like a sunshiny day I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is good going my way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Penis Sing along at home, why don't you? 1, 2, 3. I take a look at my enormous penis it's not that hard My troubles

[Chick McGee]

start melting away Just Bob and Tom I take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I got great big amounts in

[Chick McGee]

the place where it counts and the feeling's like a sunshiny day I take a look at my enormous

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything is

[Chick McGee]

going my way I'm Bob and Tom now. Everything is going my way. Hey, look at these goobers. Everything is going my way. Yum.

[Tom Gris]

Bravo. Bravo.

[Chick McGee]

Well, well, well. Hello, hello from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. How you been? You been working? All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You okay?

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnle.

[Tom Gris]

Hey, Cher.

[Chick McGee]

Long time no see.

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey,

[Bob Kevoian]

Chickaroo.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of like that. I am Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Tom is terribly preoccupied, but he had organized over here. I know. I know it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm. I'm combobulated.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there such a thing, Josh?

[Tom Gris]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can be discombobulated? I. I think. Can you be combobulated? I'm comboulating. Whatever it is, I'm doing it over here. Getting organized.

[Chick McGee]

You got the golf shirt today. I don't think I've seen you in a golf shirt for a long time. Yeah. Is that. Is that the new.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was my little salute to spring.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Gris]

I thought it was a salute to Tiger because I noticed the wine stain.

[Chick McGee]

What have I told you?

[Bob Kevoian]

But that is not why. It's not wine. It's prescription drugs.

[Chick McGee]

Until. Until Tiger gets a driver. By gosh. You don't have to, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so the Tiger woods is worth probably, they say, a billion and a half dollars.

[Chick McGee]

I heard anywhere from. Yeah. 700,000 do over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over 700 million.

[Chick McGee]

700 million.

[Bob Kevoian]

Forbes magazine says 1.5 or 1.6 billion. Someone asked me this question over the weekend. What do you suppose his car insurance costs?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think he cares.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, is he just self insured? You know, because if he. If he hit somebody when he crashed, you should probably do the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tiger. Tiger woods again. Another car crash in Florida, and he was trying to get by a service vehicle with a pressurizing system on the back of it, a flatbed truck. And he was trying to pass and he clipped it. And he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Allegedly in a neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And he was a mile from his

[Chick McGee]

home or something, But Range Rovers, the one he was driving, are some of the heaviest cars on the road. I don't know how he got that on its side, but by gosh, he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least gave him a chance to adjust the radio so he.

[Chick McGee]

He took a Breathalyzer and triple Zeros, but apparently police reported.

[Tom Gris]

Well, that's right. It wasn't booze.

[Chick McGee]

It was lethargic and pain meds and things like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We refused to do a urine test.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's how.

[Bob Kevoian]

Evidently, that's how they would find out. Right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And in Florida, you can do that. He's well within his rights so.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they're well within the rights to prosecute him.

[Chick McGee]

And get a load of this. He's dating Donald Trump Jr's ex wife Vanessa. And the Secret Service has stepped in and said, Tiger, you can't drive Donald Trump, Donald Trump's grandchildren anywhere.

[Tom Gris]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're done.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she'd make it a blanket. Any kids at all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Pat Godwin]

Get him a driver. I mean, it's as simple as.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a billionaire.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

He can have a team of drivers.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, if this had been John Daly, he'd still be in prison. Just, just as a little mental note there. Do you see? Well, the. I think the funniest thing is when Tiger puts on the, the jumpsuit they give him at the print at the prison there at the jail cell, he looks like one of the caddies.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. He would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see Josh, out in these golf

[Tom Gris]

outings, they wear orange.

[Bob Kevoian]

They wore jumpsuits.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at the Masters they wear all white jumpsuits.

[Pat Godwin]

Usually all white.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Wear jumpsuit. You like that? Do you like that jumpsuit, hunk? Didn't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Mid joke. Mid joke, I choked. I mean, where else do you see jumpsuits? You're amongst oil change places. The masters and jail cells.

[Tom Gris]

Painters, Painters.

[Chick McGee]

Let's start a list. Let's do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No painters. Wear those white pants with the hook on them.

[Pat Godwin]

Wear a jumpsuit.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we're trying to help you. Don't yell at us.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, I've got something in my throat here. Apparently I was just joking on the.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, that happened late Friday afternoon, I guess like 3 o' clock Eastern in Florida. So. But the night before, I think he was playing that weird.

[Pat Godwin]

What does he do in that indoor

[Bob Kevoian]

game in Los Angeles?

[Chick McGee]

Tgl. Yeah, the golf league that he started. And it's, it's hitting again. It's a video game, right? Only you're only. It's world class golfers playing the video game. That's what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a big live simulation.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you would watch that.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

People are enjoying it.

[Bob Kevoian]

So at the end of sports. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is when we. People playing video, when we can't come up to the actual earth's surface any longer. This will be the number one sporting

[Bob Kevoian]

event in the United States. That is awful.

[Greg Warren]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Come on.

[Tom Gris]

I know. It's a separate thing. It's fine. I don't see any Problem with it, It's a. It's a separate deal.

[Chick McGee]

One cool thing about golf is you can be outside and take a. Take a walk. Yeah. And now you're in SOFI Stadium hitting against a giant.

[Tom Gris]

It's just a different game.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought when I was watching that. Like it? Man, that screen, that's hiding a nice high resolution.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know they're gonna be betting on it. Then there'll be some guy rigging the software. All right. When he hits it, press the Q. It'll make the thing go left 300ft. Yeah, you hit the H on the keyboard hook. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway,

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. We'll see what happens. But Tiger will be okay. But he was original. The idea was he was warming up to go to the Masters.

[Chick McGee]

That he had. He had let speculation continue that he might indeed play in the Masters, which is what, April 9th or next weekend? I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now we have a lot of letters to get to here, but I want to tell you what's coming up today. We're going to talk with our good friend comedian Greg Warren with the Warren Report. Also we're going to talk to writer Keith o' Brien, who has written a really good book about Larry Bird called Heartland. A Forgotten Place, an Impossible Dream in the miracle of Larry Bird. So you basketball fans, I, I guess basketball fans right now are all gaga over. They're saying to themselves, I could have passed it to the other guy. You want to explain what I'm talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Braylon mullins, a desperation 3 pointer point 4 seconds left to give UConn last night 7372 victory over top ranked Duke, earning the Huskies a spot in the Final Four. Coming up this weekend in a far off place called Cincinnati. Not Cincinnati. We're on Indianapolis. I've got Cincinnati on the brain. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And this is the first time that a number one seed has been ahead by 15 points and lost the game. They were like 1400 or something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in a amazing shot

[Chick McGee]

was. But it was less than 10. It was about. It was less than 10 seconds. Seven seconds I think when Duke inbounded the ball and all you have to do is catch it in bounds and hold it. And one of the Boozer Boys, Caden tried to make get a pass off and Yukon stole it. Oh, not what. Havlicek stole the ball. It was a Havlicek. It was one of the. One of the Yukon guys. And I think Mullens tipped it. That's what I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

But so. So a very exciting weekend. Christy Lee. Sorry about your boilermakers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, three quarters of that game were right in there. And then. Damn. That's okay. It was a. It was a good game up until then.

[Keith O'Brien]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also coming up today, a guy we haven't talked to for quite some time, comedian Henry Cho will be our guest later on in the show. We haven't seen Henry for a while. He's been very busy lately. We'll look forward to talking to Henry Cho. Pat, you're gonna have to warm up your guitar. All righty. I've got an early bird request ready to go. And we'll come.

[Greg Warren]

We'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be coming back with that in a matter of moments. I hope you had a great weekend. I maybe got outside.

[Pat Godwin]

What'd you build this weekend?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was very, very busy.

[Chick McGee]

Is. Is the doghouse still in the house?

[Bob Kevoian]

The doghouse is still in the house. Phase two is coming up. Okay. We were otherwise engaged all weekend doing other things.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Took the girls to the no Kings

[Pat Godwin]

demonstrations.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took them to a three hour movie.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't like it, did you?

[Chick McGee]

Which one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hail Mary project. Hail Mary. I did time. The previews. The previews were a half hour, 32 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Now the movie's two hours and 37.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I love the previews. Love a trailer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every movie they previewed, I would never go to.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still announce it to the crowd? Miss?

[Pat Godwin]

Did the girls like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look, a guy with a magic sword doing karate moves. I can't wait to see it. Oh, yeah, that one does look good.

[Pat Godwin]

Masters of the universe. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a T shirt from it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, great. That's.

[Pat Godwin]

It was number one at the box office for a second straight week, doing really well. Did the girls like it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they loved it. Oh, yeah. And then I can. I convinced them last night to watch E. T. Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Are they still crying?

[Henry Cho]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I went to. They started. That was. It was movie night at my house

[Chick McGee]

for that creepiest alien ever on screen

[Pat Godwin]

project, Hail Mary twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got a couple good laughs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it does. Really, if you read the book. Because I read the book. It's one of my favorite books. It's more. The book is a lot more scientific and they really familyed it up for the movie. They made it a lot easier.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't quite figure out the science. I couldn't figure out what the hell they were trying to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know. I figured you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It Was very confusing. Something about bacteria.

[Pat Godwin]

I told Andy, I go, Tom's hating me for recommending this movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

They enjoyed it very much. Now we have to check on your feet. How are they doing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Gris]

Well, if they're aching a little bit or they're. If your dogs are a Barking. My gosh, Chick, Your dogs are barking.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are we tying this in exactly now?

[Tom Gris]

Well, then you're called dogs dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they are. Dogs are barking.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very common.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever. Have you never heard the saying my dogs are barking? Good man. No, no.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sean, Candy and Plain Street.

[Tom Gris]

90, 98 of people know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Knew what I was talking about. That's okay. You learned something.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dogs are barking from a long.

[Tom Gris]

It means my feet hurt. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Everyone in this room knew that.

[Tom Gris]

One of the.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Good.

[Tom Gris]

I'd say top 10 colloquialism,

[Chick McGee]

if not top five.

[Bob Kevoian]

I must be hanging around people who have good feet and wear orange insoles.

[Tom Gris]

That's exactly right. Look, feet get tired is what we're saying. Dogs bark, arches collapse, heels ache, knees complain, lower backs tighten up, cats meow. Yes. Well, that means your hands are sore.

[Chick McGee]

Cats a whole different thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's not talk about that.

[Tom Gris]

Yes. I don't know if the origins souls people are working on anything or maybe a long bike ride.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, stay off your cat, okay?

[Tom Gris]

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[Chick McGee]

Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excuse me for a second. If you're. Let's just say your dogs are barking. Once you put your feet inside your shoes, what do the dogs. What does the dog's bark sound like? Well, it's muffled. Yes, yes, yes. There we go.

[Tom Gris]

And you notice they've stopped. There's no barking or whining because he has orange insoles in there. Plus, you're gonna get free shipping in the usa.

[Pat Godwin]

Never heard.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe dogs are barking.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard. You must be lying.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I've never heard that expression. John Candy on the plane. Oh, my dogs are barking.

[Tom Gris]

Origin souls one line.

[Bob Kevoian]

One movie I saw 40 years ago. I knew you shouldn't bring that up

[Tom Gris]

because he was gonna think it's just that one.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. We're mentioning something that's 40 years old. We're sorry.

[Tom Gris]

And he. And he didn't invent that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he was. It's a cliche.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think John Candy invented anything now. Anyway, I'm sorry.

[Tom Gris]

Back to the mandatory verbatim, yes, orange insouls.com promo code. Bob and Tom, check them out. They may not solve arguments among friends, but they will solve your aches.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tell my dogs I've got. I've got orange insoles in my shoes. You have to stop barking. I think I understand the analogy. We will be returning with a on demand. Let's see. An on demand request from Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Involving a famous, famous food that I think you'll find fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, possibly the coolest walk on music for a baseball player you've ever heard in your life.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get your parts jiffy quick. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

You all right, Pat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You okay?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Hello. Indeed I am chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom, if you've been listening the last several weeks, this first very short letter will mean something to you.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay?

[Tom Gris]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Jason back. Pay attention to this because we. This may involve making a phone call. Dear Bob and Tom show. Nobody's sick today. You guys should take a group photo to mark the occasion. It's the first time in months. That's right. That's real

[Chick McGee]

time. You're getting old. Suck my. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, the only, the only people have been here for the last two months every day are me and Ace.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are the, The Warriors. The MVPs.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of these days just be the dominat show.

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Let's make that day tomorrow. And I will sit here but I will not say a word.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't that be something?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that would indeed be something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace and I have a lot in common.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like you both breathe oxygen. I know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace, I don't believe you ski.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, a skis. Oh, we have a great world record. A skiing world record. Today we do. It is in. It's insane. Okay, it's crazy. Now a couple of other things happening.

[Chick McGee]

It's time for emails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, before we get to the emails real quick, our pop up store is we. By popular demand, we are leaving it up. We were going to take it down, but the pop up store, we have a number of T shirts there. Are you through making sound effects there? Okay, that's irritating. I'll let the dogs out of my shoes.

[Chick McGee]

The point being the dogs are barking.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never heard that expression I don't know where I was that I must have missed school that day. The larger point here is our pop up shop is [e-mail] and it does include those cool shirts in honor of Opening day in Cincinnati. They're fun. And we're donating all that money to. To a place called Brave Gowns. So they make little superhero uniforms for kids. It's a fun little charity doing something great. And Cincinnati is the home of one of the great children's hospitals in the world. So if you want to make a direct donation to them, it's just go to our website. We've got a link to that. Or you can buy one of the shirts of the pop up shop is open. There you go. Enough of my plug and go ahead. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I had a couch. I had bricks under one corner to hold it up. That's from Mark. Thank you, Mark.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Mark, slow down.

[Chick McGee]

This is known in the business. It's. This is known in the building. Back in the back. Is. This is a chick email. Because I love these emails. It's totally nothing to do with anything. Just give me a fact of your life. I love those.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, that does. That's referencing something we were talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Were you talking about having a couch?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Bricks. We were talking about ashtrays made out of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like hubcaps. Hubcaps.

[Bob Kevoian]

That makes sense. And I believe it was Ms. Hooker, who'd never heard of that. And that was kind of a common thing. And then someone wrote a letter going, you. I. They couldn't believe we forgot to mention the famous Tanya Harding episode.

[Chick McGee]

Hit Jeff Gillooly with a hubcap.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a hubcap ashtray.

[Chick McGee]

And you've always said you had a giant electrical wooden spool. Electrical spool for a coffee table.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is referencing kind of of oddball furniture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That people who would use that type of furniture would be aware of the term my dogs are barking.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they would.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard that you never ran across common people before you met us. And I'm sure that we. In the 40 years together, one of us said, boy, my dogs are barking. And you never heard it or didn't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

I honestly have never heard that expression.

[Chick McGee]

Honestly?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I would have no reason to say otherwise. I could pretend that I have, but I have not.

[Tom Gris]

It's folksy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It's damn folks.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you gonna say you're kind of folksy? Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you. Are you saying you. You have the Kennedy touch? It's just like a common. You can make. Yeah. Okay.

[Henry Cho]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's a request. Pat, pay attention. But I've got. This is going to require a long explanation. Explanation.

[Henry Cho]

You got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were. I. I can't even remember why we were talking about this, but we mentioned the. The hot brown.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

On Friday's show. The. The. And the. The hot brown is basically a turkey Manhattan.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a beat Manhattan.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I. When in the course of trying to find out exactly what it was I got. I saw a picture of it and I was surprised. It's not brown.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But because it's named after the Brown Hotel in Louisville, Kentucky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which. Yes, yes. Which.

[Chick McGee]

See, I thought it was brown gravy.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a white gravy.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

A hot brown is a rich open faced sandwich originating in Louisville at the famous Brown hotel in the 1920s. And it then it goes on to say it has a Mornay sauce. Which is. It says a. Is it pronounced bechamel? Bechamel and cheese. But. And apparently it's absolutely delightful. Legend says late night dancers at the Brown Hotel got tired of ham and eggs and the chef created something heavier, richer and more indulgent. But it's famous. It's one of Kentucky's signature dishes along with Derby pie. The Derby's just around the corner. But this is a nice letter from Jason in Evansville who said you guys were talking about both Led Zeppelin and the hot brown from the Brown Hotel in Louisville. My wife and I stayed there Sunday and saw the Robert Plant concert at the Palace Theater and we got a hot brown. It was delicious and Robert Plant was excellent. There you go. So it all ties in, as you can see. And then it's a request for Pat Godwin as a tribute to Kentucky's famous hot brown. I do.

[Chick McGee]

I got something. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me see if I can. Hot brown. Supper in the city. Turkey bacon, hammer. Don't look pretty. Lots of gravy. Not a little bitty. It's a favorite of the Louisville city. Gravy all around. Slices of bread, large piece of ham. Turkey bigger than your head. But at night your tummy aches. You gotta lay down that hot brown. Bakes. Come on.

[Tom Gris]

Come on.

[Keith O'Brien]

It'll be all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have another one tonight. It's delicious. It ain't pretty. It's supper in the city.

[Greg Warren]

Hot brown, supper in the city.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. A little tribute to John Sebastian and the Lovin Spoonful. I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they? Aren't there corn? Aren't there horns honking in the. In this somewhere in the city.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

City. Yeah. A little break down there in the middle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right. Dear Bob, a top show. This is from Loy in Ulysses, Kansas. You were talking about strange town names. You were talking about strange town names last.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we had a list. I got a. We get. We're getting a whole bunch of them.

[Chick McGee]

Slap out Oklahoma. Slap out Oklahoma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dick Shooter, Idaho.

[Pat Godwin]

There is Belchertown, Massachusetts.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a letter from a truck driver right here. I drive through booty. Illinois.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Population 200 and gays. Illinois, he said. Famous for their two story outhouse.

[Tom Gris]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to be. I'm going to be upstairs, if you don't mind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a two story outhouse. I hope they're ones on the left. On the right at least. I mean.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, you want a duplex situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's from John in Moeka. No, Moikwa, Illinois. Beautiful, beautiful name. And there is of course, here's another Chris from Lexington, Ohio. I have driven through Big Bone Lick, Kentucky.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, speaking of licks, French Lick, Indiana. Associated of course, with Larry Bird. We're going to be talking to Keith o' Brien who has a new book out called Heartland the Story of Larry Bird in College and that whole miracle. We'll be getting to that story coming up with Keith a little bit later on in the show. Chick, back to you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Dear Bob and Tom show, let me lick my thumb here. While watching Major League baseball this season, San Diego Padres closer Mason Miller, who by the way has the record now for fastest ball pitched. Would anyone care to guess how fast it was?

[Bob Kevoian]

104, 101.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What Josh is the closest. 104.1.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

You kidding me?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, I mean I thought I was over by two.

[Bob Kevoian]

So do you have to as a batter, do you have to start swinging before he releases the ball?

[Keith O'Brien]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What do you. Would you be terrified coming at you. Well, would you be able to see it to get scared? I don't know. Sheesh. Anyway, pay attention, Josh. Mason Miller walks out to blind by corn.

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And the fans go crazy. And Nate from Rice Lake, Wisconsin said my walk up music would be blow me away by burking Benjamin.

[Tom Gris]

Oh yeah, that's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

But I think we have Padres closer Mason Miller coming out being announced. We need the volume on this. And being announced as he coming out of the bullpen. It's. He's walking in now. He's jogging in from center field and

[Tom Gris]

the lights even go crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it looks like lightning bolts. Yeah, that's awesome. Are you ready?

[Chick McGee]

Your attention please. Now fixing for the Padres, number 22, Ma Miller.

[Tom Gris]

I have a question hey, he also looks six, eight. Yeah, there's a chance he's. That guy's a monster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's. He's a football player.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a question. Yes? This is walk on music, right? Do they have walk off music if all of a sudden you get. You get shelled, other team gets five ones. The prices. What happened over the weekend? Five runs.

[Chick McGee]

Honk, honk, honk. He just gave up nine runs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Gris]

Or that Pac man dying sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys were discussing ass, gas or grass.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I heard of that.

[Henry Cho]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You heard of that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I have heard that one. I heard that from you. That's the famous if you want to ride.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

The first time you heard it was from me?

[Tom Gris]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently I'm not. Not around you types.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a certain level of sophistication, certainly. On an episode of Family Guy, Meg was thrown out of an 18 wheeler, writes Ricky, and she said, I gave him ass gas and he threw me out of the truck.

[Tom Gris]

Ah, she was farting in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Quite get there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, thanks for getting me through dialysis. Happy to do so. This is from Ricky in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

[Pat Godwin]

Ricky.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ricky. I want to come to the club.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of Ricky and that Ricky, I did a little homework over the weekend. We had had a letter about Lucille Ball and her teeth. Have you ever heard this legend?

[Tom Gris]

No, I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

They were wooden. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. We were. We were talking about the fact that my toaster a few years ago would pick up a local AM radio station.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The towers of which were about, I don't know, maybe 500 yards from the tower. And this guy wrote a letter saying, I understand that Lucille Ball was receiving Japanese radio transmissions during World War II. There actually is some. It's a semi true story. Lucille Ball told military officials she could hear strange sounds or voices from her dental fillings. At the time, some dental work used metal fillings or crowns that would act like a crude radio receiver. It turned out they were not Japanese transmissions, but there is actually some truth to that. A odd electrical effect that sometimes that will happen.

[Chick McGee]

I thought the strange sounds Lucy heard was desi banging other women in the next bedroom.

[Tom Gris]

What I thought was any of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do see you're hearing Japanese in your. It's the war.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

He was a lover. A little bit of a Latin lover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unusual. Now, coming up once again, we're gonna find out a little bit about the great story of Larry Bird in his College career from a new book called Heartland by Keith o'. Brien. Also, comedian Greg Warren joining us today and comedian Henry Cho will be joining us today. Right now I want to tell you about SimpliSafe. Mr. McGee, would you here to take over right here.

[Chick McGee]

We all want peace of mind. That starts with knowing you're home safe. That's why I trust Simplisafe. Big fan. Been using SimpleLife for over 10 years. Super easy for me. Hint implied there, if you get what I mean. I set it up at my house so you can't. We even use Simply Save here at the Bob and Tom studios. Traditional security systems only take action after somebody's already broken in. That is too late. Talk about closing the barn door after the horses.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you heard that one?

[Chick McGee]

Dogs are barking. Close the barn door after the horse got loose. Yes, of course. We heard it about polo ponies, of course.

[Henry Cho]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Over the weekend I saw one of those ass, gas or grass bumper stickers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And they'd, they'd crossed out gas and ass. But the price of gas these days, that's all. That's all they want. It's unbelievable. Now we will look forward to more of your letters. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail] I'll remind you we have a brand new app and we've completely redone the website. So if you get a chance, take a quick look see and don't forget we have left the pop up shop up by popular demand so you can check out some cool shirts and a new floppy hat is out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Great. It's called a bucket hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bucket hat yes.

[Chick McGee]

Did you never heard a bucket hat?

[Pat Godwin]

Never heard bucket hat.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a. We can't keep up with you. Come on, get out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a fishing hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I. I didn't know they were floppy hat.

[Chick McGee]

How are your dogs? Are they barking?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can relate.

[Pat Godwin]

If you lie with dogs, you get up with fleas. You've heard that one, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And you wear a bucket hat. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Email is bobandtomobandtom.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check engine ABS or maintenance light on. Take the guesswork out of your warning lights with O'Reilly Veriscan. The service is free and provides a report with solutions verified by ASE Certified Master Technicians. And if you need help, we could recommend a shop for you. Ask for O'Reilly Veriscan today. Oh, oh, oh.

[Keith O'Brien]

O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Keith O'Brien]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, hey. I'm Chick McKee and we're in the Bob and Tom Studios. And coming up, Greg Warren reports. Brought to you by Lee's famous recipe, chicken. Famous for a reason. Yummy. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now. That would be Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have more letters. Did you have one you wanted to read?

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Dear Bob and Tom show, my name is Anthony. I live in Boise. I lived in Utah for a year. Three towns you can hit in one day in Utah. Beaver, Virgin and Fillmore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. And was. Was Dick Shooter in Idaho or.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds right. Dick Shooter, Idaho.

[Pat Godwin]

Dick Shooter, Idaho. You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There are a lot of odd ones out there. We were also talking about the T shirt cannon. Chick, you missed our discussion about that.

[Chick McGee]

Love, love the T shirt cannon. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And received this from Fort Worth. From Sean, I heard you talking about launching food from a T shirt cannon on the opening day of the show. When I lived in Rapid City, South Dakota, the city's rush hockey team had an event where a local Philly cheesesteak restaurant would load a wrapped cheesesteak into the cannon and shoot it into the crowd.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

A cheesesteak. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

I would speculate that, yeah, they have

[Pat Godwin]

to be wrapped foil.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty well have to be wrapped properly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure that's the key.

[Pat Godwin]

Double wrap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But we need to get ourselves a T shirt cannon. And I like the single shot. We could have used it the other day when we were broadcasting from. Yeah, that smoke Justice. That would have been pretty close range.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you probably would have heard there

[Pat Godwin]

were people in the back. You could have shot it all the way to the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure if the ceiling was high enough for the proper arc. I mean there are events where it would be very appropriate. Speaking of T shirts, we have reopened our pop up shop at bob and tom.com. it'll be open I guess this week. Now we originally gonna pull it down. So anyway if you get a chance go visit. You may want to grab something while you're there. Now we return to Mr. McGee. You got something else over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. How about the sports? Braylon mullins sank a three pointer with 0.4 seconds left, which is about that long. I didn't even pause 4/10 of a second. Yukon comes all the way back beating top seed Duke. Top Overall seed Duke 73 72. The Huskies go on for the final four in Indianapolis. Connecticut down by 19 in the first half, Duke led by three before UConn's Silas Demar Jr. Made one of two free throws with 10 seconds left. And Duke playing keep away to prevent the Huskies from fouling Caden Boozers pass near mid court. Deflected. After UConn came up with the ball, Mullins made a shot from well beyond the three point line. Braylon by the way, missed Indiana's Mr. Basketball last season. Go went to Greenfield Central Catholic. He's a cougar and he was interviewed last night on ESPN and he said this is incredible. Lucas Oil Stadium is like a half hour from my house. So it was a really cool moment for Braylon. So the final four is set this weekend. This weekend, Saturday and Monday in Indianapolis, Illinois will face UConn and Michigan will take on Arizona in the tether. 6:00 clock for Illinois and Yukon Eastern and about 8:50 Eastern for Michigan and Arizona. Oddly I, I think it's odd. Michigan is favored by two over Arizona and Illinois is favored by three over Yukon.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That sounds kind of backwards to me and I looked at it six times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are we going to see a shoe in pick coming up?

[Chick McGee]

No, you bet. You're a sweet bippy.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, have you ever heard for you last week sweet bippy.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I didn't do very well.

[Chick McGee]

Well then you did exactly what I would do.

[Pat Godwin]

Duke over St. John's Michigan over Alabama. Okay, but I had Michigan State over Yukon, and I had Iowa State over Tennessee, so. Yeah, well, that's all right.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't win them all.

[Chick McGee]

You can't win them all, Tom. And what did that teach us? There must be a folksy saying that you're not aware of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard the dogs are barking up my ass? I don't know. I've never heard that. The dogs are barking about my feet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I believe you or not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. I have never heard that exclusion.

[Chick McGee]

How could you be alive this long and not hear. And we've been alive a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Apparently I grew up with people who had properly fitted shoes. That could be it. You're just joining us? Apparently the expression.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We didn't know. We didn't take that right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, the expression my dogs are barking means my feet hurt.

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Henry Cho]

I.

[Chick McGee]

The entire world. And when Josh said 90% of people had heard the saying, I think it's 99 of the people, Ace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had you ever heard that? Yeah. Sorry. I must have been absent from school that day. It's all right.

[Tom Gris]

Your dad wouldn't. Wouldn't have had occasion to say.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe that's why you never heard it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My wheels are barking. Is it really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it. Mock the. Mock the. The disabled. You'll. You'll be paying. My wheels are squeaking. Oh, I could just see.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Josh, you get up to have. You get up to heaven and St. Peter goes, oh, I see. You were mocking Tom's dad because he had polio. That's going to be 40 years in hell.

[Tom Gris]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, let's make that a quick 80.

[Tom Gris]

You think one joke about Tom's dad and 500 banjo jokes about mine, or you don't think we're even?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no. Even Jesus hates the ban.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get him a little bike bell for his chair, like in Breaking Bad? Because I'm assuming he couldn't speak there at the end, so he had to hit the bell to communicate. Am I close?

[Bob Kevoian]

Polio does not affect the. In his case, the ability to speak. He did just fine.

[Chick McGee]

He was in an iron lung, too, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was for a while before I was born, but absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I would have.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I.

[Chick McGee]

Iron lung would happen after he.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a little bit of trivia for you here. And this may. This make. This may help people. My father did in fact have polio and was, in fact, in an iron lung for a while, but he said that when he had shingles, it was worse than when he had polio. So you can take that for what it's worth.

[Chick McGee]

Get your shingle shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you, if you, you look it up, there is a double thing that they can do for you. So. But that's up to you. I'm not a doctor.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't get your vaccination, don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't complain to me.

[Chick McGee]

No. When the government can't find you, don't come complain to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you've got, when you've got, you've got shingles, your ass crack bubble, you give me a call and I'll say, nan and Nana.

[Tom Gris]

There are a couple commercials out there that scare the hell out of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

They should.

[Tom Gris]

With shingles. And it's like. And I don't think I'm eligible for anything right now. So. Because of my age.

[Chick McGee]

Letterman had shingles and he said it was off the chart painful.

[Tom Gris]

But I get, I see them, I'm like, I'm going to talk myself into getting this. I'm so afraid of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two of two of my children, welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Big farm under.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can get it when you don't have to be.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had shingles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

So.

[Tom Gris]

No, I know. But you're not eligible for the vaccine.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Mine was not that bad.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold on, hold on. When were women allowed to get these vaccinations? When did that happen? Yes, Josh, am I, am I, am I crazy?

[Tom Gris]

I mean, maybe if all the guys have that want them have gotten them right? And if there's some left over. Yeah, we'll give.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you guys are so funny.

[Chick McGee]

And then the male children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, coming up, we have a candy bar heist. We have a bizarre story involving the medical use of pig semen. You will be absolutely stunned when you hear what it's for. Also coming up, great comedian Greg Warren, comedian Henry Cho. Haven't talked to Henry in a long time. And writer Keith o', Brien, he's got a new book about Larry Bird out called Heartland, about Larry's college days and

[Chick McGee]

it's Major League Baseball season. We'll go over some more slang that I hope you might know that's connected to Major League Baseball. Oh, I don't think you'll know any of these.

[Tom Gris]

That's a great language.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Josh will be the one that'll know most of them. We'll find out when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can find us on X at Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Or you can email us at Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and Tom.comZootopia 2 has come home to Disney Plus.

[Tom Gris]

Let's go get ready for a new case.

[Pat Godwin]

We're the greatest partners of all time.

[Chick McGee]

New friends, Gary the snake and your

[Pat Godwin]

last name, the Snake Dream team.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hit new habitats. Zootopia has a secret reptile population.

[Tom Gris]

You can watch the record breaking phenomenon at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zootopia 2, now available on Disney Plus. Rated PG.

[Keith O'Brien]

And right now you can get Disney

[Bob Kevoian]

plus and Hulu for just 4.99amonth for three months with a special limit. Limited time. Offer ends March 24th. After three months, plan auto renews at 12.99amonth. Terms apply.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Gris]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Yes, indeed. I'm at the orange insoles.com sports tech. I am Chick and hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Let's get to some sporting news. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it. 17. Well, do we. Do you want all 17 of them?

[Pat Godwin]

17?

[Chick McGee]

What, you want to count them down?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no, no. Some of the.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought baseball slang terms that everyone, especially fans, should know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's a lot of these I didn't know. Josh will be the one that'll know most of them.

[Chick McGee]

I think the.

[Pat Godwin]

I won't know any.

[Chick McGee]

I think the one that everyone knows is a can of corn. Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Gris]

It's an easy pitch.

[Chick McGee]

Easy. Easy fly ball.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Easy fly ball. Yeah. Chin music.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's an easy one. Yeah. Right by you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. You tell that batter that corner is mine. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Goes right by the chin.

[Chick McGee]

Aspirin tablet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comes in real fast. Tiny, like a aspirin tablet.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. It comes in real fast. Tiny, like an aspirin tablet. Baltimore chop. No, I hadn't. I hadn't heard this one. A high bouncing ground ball that lets the batter reach base.

[Tom Gris]

Okay, I had. I had. I don't know if I heard it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like a nice lunch.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Baltimore chop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baltimore shop.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. With some gratin potatoes and some applesauce.

[Chick McGee]

Wheelhouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I've heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

Wheelhouse. In my wheelhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's a slang term.

[Pat Godwin]

She's in my wheelhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Or she Is in my wheelhouse, you'll say, I see. So you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You use it in the context of baseball.

[Chick McGee]

That wheelhouse is a hitter's preferred hitting zone. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wheelhouse. Kind of similar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is kind of similar.

[Chick McGee]

How about this term?

[Tom Gris]

No, that started with baseball and then maybe it's way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Gris]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Why. And why did it start in baseball?

[Tom Gris]

That's. They just came up with what is a wheelhouse? So it's the. It's the preferred. It's where you want the pitch.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I understand that, but what does a wheel have to do with it?

[Tom Gris]

You look like a wheel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you, Josh. I appreciate that. My dogs are no longer barking.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, why would your feet hurt over that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just. I'm learning new expressions today.

[Chick McGee]

Hose.

[Pat Godwin]

Hose.

[Chick McGee]

Hoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that. I think I. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy is. Has the floor to explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

I read these last. I read these last week. So I can't play.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not got anything to do with the guy's pants, does it?

[Chick McGee]

You'll hear, hey, he's got a really big hose. Big hose. A strong throwing arm.

[Pat Godwin]

I was way off base reaches from here to there. I was below the waist.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing to do at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, not that one.

[Chick McGee]

Not to do with the penis.

[Henry Cho]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tools of ignorance. Oh, I'd never heard this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nor have I.

[Chick McGee]

This is like a George will ever hear. George will talk about Major League Baseball.

[Bob Kevoian]

He just wrote an editorial in the Washington Post about it just the other day.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he did. That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice little quiz there. You get the Post, right? Oh, you stopped getting. Because when they eliminated their sports section,

[Chick McGee]

I'm this close to. I'm. You know what if I.

[Pat Godwin]

As soon as.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. As soon as I figure out how to cancel stuff, I've order. A lot of people are going to feel it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And how many different.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's any reason to bring this up now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. There are several pay TV services that you probably are paying for multiple times, am I correct?

[Chick McGee]

Only because when I go back to sign in, I don't remember my password and it's infinitely quicker to start a new account. Where was I? Cup of coffee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope, I got nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know again. I know that one.

[Chick McGee]

Josh got drafted by the Reds. He went to minor leagues and he was there for a cup of coffee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. You're in the big show. You're in the majors for a brief period of time. You're just there for a. Of years.

[Chick McGee]

Couple of coffee. Majors or the minors? Either one. Either way, I've heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Minors much? Mostly rhubarb.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's mostly minors. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Rhubarb.

[Chick McGee]

That's a heated on field argument or scuffle.

[Tom Gris]

They're having a rhubarb.

[Chick McGee]

Rhubarb.

[Bob Kevoian]

But none of them are swearing.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they don't do that in baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Golden sombrero.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Keith O'Brien]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now can I. I can barely hold back.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he's. No. I don't know where he got these terms, but I. Not all of them are legitimate.

[Tom Gris]

That one I haven't heard.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't ever heard golden sombrero.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does sound like a sex move.

[Pat Godwin]

It sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Jose gave her. Jose gave her the golden sombrero. She'll never wear that hat again.

[Chick McGee]

A golden sombrero is striking out four times in one game.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And I can't help but think, using the term sombre.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, I mean, what's that?

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't even make sense.

[Tom Gris]

Who knows where that came from?

[Chick McGee]

A dying quail.

[Bob Kevoian]

A foul ball.

[Chick McGee]

I never heard this one. A weak fly ball that drops in for a hit. Not to be that different from a can of corn. Right. Why would they have catacorns?

[Tom Gris]

It can be easy to catch out in the outfield.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well. Oh, can of corn would be hard to catch in the outfield.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gotta hurt like hell. Yeah, you put that in a T shirt can and you kill a guy. Can you imagine that?

[Tom Gris]

Well,

[Bob Kevoian]

it's Canacorn.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Del Monte Canacordonite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'll tell you what, I don't know where the golden sombrero comes from, but it may be referenced in this piece. Joining us in the interview loft comedian John Capanera. John's a great stand up comedian, a veteran of the world of stand up comedy. Started in Chicago. Now, Bob grew up in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

Vin Scully was my man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vin Scully, Is that something that you did? Vin Scully is funny because he's one of these announcers that loves to read lips. Yeah, he thinks he knows what they're saying on the field. Wait a minute. Here comes Tracy out of the dugout. He's in the umpire's face. It appears he wants to take the ump to Fuddruckers after the video. Says he doesn't like, like Fud. Rucker says to go to Fuddruckers yourself. Tracy says you gotta try the ground chuck.

[Pat Godwin]

You

[Bob Kevoian]

says chuck you too and tosses him out of the game.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how do you like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

You offer somebody dinner and they throw you out of the game.

[Greg Warren]

You know what makes me laugh is Skip Carey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Harry, son. He does the Atlanta Brave game?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I listen to this guy when I can't sleep. He's like Salmonex. Chipper Jones takes one on the outside.

[Greg Warren]

Three and one at Chipper Jones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't forget, all week long we got

[Greg Warren]

the best of the Duke right here on tbs.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a long fly ball.

[Tom Gris]

Looks like that's out of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't forget to tune in Tuesday. We got the best of Charles Bronson right here on TV.

[Greg Warren]

Death Wish 1 through 25, right here on TBS.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess that was the game winner. Seems to be shaking hands and patting each other. Tune in Wednesday when the Cubs come to face the Braves right here in tb. I love that. And you know, Harry's going, I can't believe that's my son. He's got no personality.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is he talking about? You know, Harry would get excited over the dumbest stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, check out the kid of the sombrero.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good looking youngster, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're like, what the hell was that? That's great. So I just did a little research. It would appear that the golden sombrero,

[Chick McGee]

meaning the golden sombrero, striking out four times in one game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently that's that. The origin of that is the hat trick. The hat trick in hockey.

[Chick McGee]

Three goals.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three goals. That. That would appear to be the origin of the golden sombrero. I have never heard it, but that's what it. What it. It just might be, but yeah. But it does sound like a sex move. Wouldn't you agree, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, not my cup of tea, but yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? Oh, you don't. You wouldn't want the golden.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I would not.

[Chick McGee]

What if you find out you like it?

[Pat Godwin]

How do you find out that you like it?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you tell me what it is again?

[Pat Godwin]

What? Peeing in a hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's what it is. You know, somebody right now is driving, going, that sounds pretty good. Let me get this straight. Christy Lee's gonna pee in a hat

[Pat Godwin]

or is she wearing the hat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it have to be a sombrero? Yeah, maybe. You put the hat on and someone pees on.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be really disgusting.

[Pat Godwin]

Actually, the sombrero would keep you dry,

[Bob Kevoian]

I would think, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if he's. If you're.

[Tom Gris]

If you're wearing it and he's going in the brim, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it depends if it's a waterproof sombrero. There might be some.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right, they are.

[Chick McGee]

Every sombrero I've seen is like a straw.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that would be leaky.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're strictly a. The sombrero is strictly a warren for various rituals and ceremonies. Right. I mean, it's not like a practical.

[Chick McGee]

I think it always keeps the sun off. It keeps the sun off.

[Pat Godwin]

You can wear one instead of your cowboy hat. You could wear sombreros.

[Chick McGee]

You'd look ridiculous in a sombrero.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I was. I was walking my dogs the other day wearing my cowboy hat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding me? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to see the picture.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to see the picture as it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone listening would love to see you walking the dogs in the cowboy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll. I'll send it to Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Please do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did it in honor of. Well, I'll tell you, it was done as a tribute.

[Pat Godwin]

A tribute?

[Henry Cho]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have to explain in a few minutes. You'll understand.

[Chick McGee]

Well, somebody better explain something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It was not a sombrero. This was explained to me by some folks from American Financing. This happened to a friend of mine. And the essence of it is you get those. You get your credit card bill, you look at it and you go, wait a minute, I'm trying to pay off this balance. But it just keeps getting bigger. That's because the law allows them to charge more than 20% interest on those credit card debts. So if you get a way built up, you can't get your head above water. One of the things you might be able to do if you own your own home. Most houses in the United States have gone up in value significantly in the last few years, in many cases worth 50% more than they were just a few years ago. So if that could be the case for you, it might be worth looking into refinancing the house. They sent me some. Some of the sort of general numbers they've been dealing with lately. They got an average customer savings of about 800 bucks a month on their mortgage payment. That could be. That could put some serious cash in your pocket to. To take care of businesses. They say it just takes 10 minutes to find out what you could save and how you could get this thing worked out by talking to the folks at American Financing once again. It's the idea is also to check out their home loan stuff. So I just recommend going on their website and finding out what's going on American financing.net Bob and Tom, you can call them at 866-889-2611. But you might be able to get your your head above water and stop paying that huge interest on those on those credit card that credit card debt that you've built up. So your house may be worth quite a bit. Find out what's going on with that by talking to the folks@American financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit AmericanFinancing.net BobandTom

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the profit between Christy Pissen and Hatch and Tom. You guys missed us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Missed us, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

I sure did. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby.

[Tom Gris]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk. Here's Tom. Is that a letter?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a letter indeed. This might make you feel good, Josh. Yeah, Josh, you got a little bit of a belly issue going on and I wanted to read this because I thought it might make you happy. Dear Bob and Tom show writes, Dave, I just had hernia surgery, had a great doctor, an amazing post op staff. However, sleeping all night has been elusive. TV's not my thing. I'm a VIP member of your show. So I listened to old Bob and Tom shows. I just happened to bump into a show from last September. Tom was recovering from hernia surgery. Believe it or not, Josh was also having some symptoms of diverticulitis. At the time he was talking about that Tom was doing his Tom thing, setting up a previous story. And then he writes, I know it's all about the setup. About 40 seconds into the setup, Josh screamed out, just ask the question. I know I have to schedule an appointment with my surgeon to redo some of the stitches that tore when I burst out laughing. Thank you for the good times. Well, Dave, I hope you got the stitches repaired. Good luck you'll be recovered. You'll be fine.

[Chick McGee]

You know, speaking of that hernia surgery, nobody knew. Of all the times I've been fake irritated with you, I was irritated.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Tell somebody you're having hernia surgery. Why did you not do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

HIPAA regulations don't allow it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they do?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is about you, about yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. You're not allowed to talk to me?

[Chick McGee]

I can't talk about me. About me, with me. Oh, my God. I didn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Did we get that photograph over there? Okay, I forget why we were talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

You were talking about walking your dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we were talking about sombreros. Okay. There I am walking my dog like Kenny Ch. With a cowboy hat on. And I. I did that in honor of. Of the sad news last week about the death of Chuck Morris.

[Tom Gris]

And that would be Norris.

[Pat Godwin]

Chuck Norris.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

Morris.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. I was sad about Chuck Morris, too.

[Chick McGee]

My insurance agent hadn't heard about Chuck Morris. This is horrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I titled that photograph Dog Walker. Texas Ranger.

[Tom Gris]

Chuck Morris is so average. When he. When he stops at a stoplight, he has to wait until it turns green. He's just a regular man.

[Chick McGee]

But there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are the boys. Mr. Fletcher on the right, you know, and that's little Dungy on the left.

[Pat Godwin]

Would that be more white? You should have had white jeans on. It would have been.

[Tom Gris]

Is Dungey a girl?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope, Dungey's a boy.

[Tom Gris]

Dogs who look like girls. That. That dog looks like a girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's the groomer. I've got to talk to that guy. Did you pee your pants or is that a shadow? What's going on with your pants?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a shadow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Yeah. You let your dogs piss right on you, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they like it.

[Chick McGee]

They'll sit there and bark. Sometimes it won't go unless they can pee on me.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a shadow, Pat. And you can see that Mr. Fletcher really doesn't want his photograph. Hey. For God's sake. I've got. I've got a pee over in that tree. Let me go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How was there not a petition circulating in that neighborhood keeping you off the street at all times? I don't. You know, that reminds me. I chose not to read a listener email we got earlier. Earlier? I didn't know how you would take it, but I have no recourse but to read it now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

They said Tom is looking more and more like Lemony Snicket. That's exactly right. Just let your eyebrows go and you're there, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because you kind of look like Lemony there in the. In the cow if Lemony wore a cowboy hat.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you looked really cool in the cowboy hat. That was the best picture you've taken.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies have taken to you wearing the cowboy hat again.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. I know you don't believe me. It's doctor's orders. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Does Kelly like you in the cowboy hat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm supposed to wear. I'm not supposed to get sun on the top of my ears because I had to have. What's it called? The Mohs surgery.

[Henry Cho]

Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

But you know, the bucket hat would work too. We should go get you the bucket hat so you can try it on. Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Floppy hat.

[Pat Godwin]

Floppy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Floppy hat. Currently available, the Bob and Tom Pop up shop. We now have a floppy hat. Yeah, I have.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of like a fishing hat.

[Chick McGee]

Have you tried that on? Have you tried that one on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like of. Hello, Larry. What's his name? McLean Stevenson and MASH. Right. Hello, Larry.

[Chick McGee]

The sitcom you mentioned, what

[Tom Gris]

that was 12 episodes?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe 77. Hello, Larry was like five episodes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a big fan of the late McLean Stevenson.

[Chick McGee]

McLean.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did I say?

[Chick McGee]

McLean. That's John McLean and Die Hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, I'm not gonna get anything right today. Okay. I need some sleep.

[Tom Gris]

That's a Monday's.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have a tough weekend?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just great weekend. Oh, very busy.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very busy. Just the way you're like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was trying what derailed. I. Something was. I forget what went wrong, but something. Oh, I know this is. You'll relate to this, Christie, because I think you were telling me this just happened to you. I'll talk to all dog owners out there. We just had this sort of great Sunday brunch. We had a really good perfect discussion. I got wordle in three. My day's going great. I got all connections. All right. And we get a phone call from Finn. She's at the house and she goes, fletcher just barfed all over. All over the carpet in front by the front door. How do they know? I have almost no carpet in my house. It's all stone floor and wood. There's about three carpets. And every time he gets sick, I think that they do must.

[Pat Godwin]

He thinks he's probably doing you a

[Bob Kevoian]

favor, but is that what it is?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a throw rug?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's a throw rug.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he knows you can wash it in the washing.

[Chick McGee]

My theory is a big throw. He wants to show that he's making the effort to try to get outside, I guess right there by the door.

[Bob Kevoian]

So then Finn's at the phone. She goes, yes, he barfed everywhere. And now he's eating it.

[Tom Gris]

Well, problem solved is what I say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but it's still.

[Chick McGee]

Now you don't have to. And you don't have to feed him, but here's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's a free plug for the greatest appliance.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got that little mini. It's the machine the size of a big toaster and it shoots steam and. Yeah, yeah, barfall gone. But yeah, it was. But it was a great Sunday. Oh, good at a great brunch. Oxtail. Oxtail.

[Chick McGee]

Don't care for that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oxtail soup.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Oxtail like hash.

[Chick McGee]

Never. Never.

[Pat Godwin]

I never got oxtail.

[Chick McGee]

Never had it.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had it.

[Chick McGee]

It could taste like it was great. I would not eat it. No, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Well, in any event, we get. Got to get back to the.

[Chick McGee]

The sports desk desk.

[Henry Cho]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

The orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Tiger woods arrested on suspicion of DUI. What? You're listening to a sports cast from two years ago. No, no, no, this is fresh. Unlike the TV station I think in Los Angeles that ran. Did this story and ran video from the previous where he almost lost his

[Bob Kevoian]

leg by mistake in la.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they ran. Arrested on suspicion of dui. He was involved in a rollover accident in Florida in a Range Rover. Heaviest car on the road. He got it to roll over. The Martin County Sheriff said Mr. Williams

[Bob Kevoian]

trying to find a radio station on that crappy radio.

[Chick McGee]

You did have a difficulty trying to interact with your Range Rover controls. As I recall, Tiger had been traveling at high speeds on a residential road. His Land Rover clipped a truck, rolled onto its side. Following the crash, he allegedly shown signs of impairment. Sheriff added.

[Bob Kevoian]

So a dui, it's not just for drinking.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, certainly not.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he under the influence.

[Pat Godwin]

Under the influence rather than while intoxicated. I think that's why they changed it.

[Chick McGee]

Tiger not injured, Released on bail.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is his fourth major killer arrest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

So maybe driving is not for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand he's going to have to tee off with a two iron from now on.

[Tom Gris]

They have no driving anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't get in a golf cart with this guy.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, he's got bigger issues than driving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, he. He is one of the wealthiest athletes in the world. His net worth is purported to be 1.6 billion with a B.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of Money.

[Bob Kevoian]

This goes to show you 90% of his income, they say. Is it wealth? Rather is from endorsements. He lost, he lost the Nike thing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. In 24, they, they parted. He has Sunday red or something like that's his. It's a leaping tiger that he wears because he wore red at the Masters on Sunday.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it is true. It sounds like an Onion headline, but it is true that he's apparently dating Trump Jr's ex or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the Secret Service.

[Chick McGee]

And she is the mother of Donald Trump iii.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he's not allowed to drive them anywhere, Right? I know it sounds like a joke, but that's apparently been allowed for about a year.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what cancel. Yeah. It's really making.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think common sense would dictate. The guy clearly can't. Driving is not his thing. No. To say that, to say the least. But he's okay. He didn't get hurt this time.

[Chick McGee]

Has this made you think about getting a driver, Tom, at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never been in an accident.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're due then.

[Tom Gris]

That's really surprising. I mean, that's, that's a pretty good track, right?

[Pat Godwin]

That is a good track.

[Chick McGee]

You've never been in an accident while you've been a licensed driver?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been hit twice from behind at a red light.

[Tom Gris]

That counts as in being an accident

[Bob Kevoian]

in front of a mall at a red light.

[Chick McGee]

How did I know that that was it? And by the way, from what?

[Pat Godwin]

Wasn't my fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you hit me?

[Tom Gris]

And a lot of people say most accidents are caused by the person who's hit.

[Chick McGee]

How do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was in a red light, though. I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't know.

[Tom Gris]

We don't know how hard you slammed on your brakes to stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't know I was in, I was not in motion. It was not describe. It was not a moving violation, much like your last sexual encounter.

[Chick McGee]

How did you.

[Keith O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, that was so moving.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I wasn't involved. I only heard about it and I sobbed. What you did. How did you describe the accident that wasn't your fault? Hit from the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was, I was in front of a major mall and a red light. Just stopped.

[Pat Godwin]

Minding your own business.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the guy that hit me and of course didn't have insurance. And boy, does the hatchback of a Jeep Cherokee cost a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get what you pay for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Try replacing a windshield in a Never mind. Oh, look what time it is, kids. Stupid world record. A former US Air Force pilot has broken the Guinness world record for the fastest tow while skiing on asphalt.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, this is nerve wracking.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is insanity.

[Tom Gris]

Road rash galore.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy is. Do we have any video of this guy? Yeah, he's behind a. I think it's a. Is it a Tesla? Looks like he's. He's just being towed across a parking lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's on skis. Not on his. Just on his feet.

[Chick McGee]

Are those rollerblades?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it looks like. It looks like they're just regular skis

[Tom Gris]

and there are a bunch of parked

[Chick McGee]

cars around and everything. Wait a minute. Can you slide on asphalt on skis?

[Tom Gris]

If you're. For a while you're dragged quickly enough.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I don't know much, but friction. Does that create any sort of.

[Tom Gris]

You would think it would just sand the skis down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't think would be on fire. Yeah, this is. This reminds me of the Wiley Coyote rocket thing where he was all. He'd put on roller skates and go, this is insane. Although I must say, I'm not on vacation right now because there's no snow anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you were supposed to go on vacation.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going to take a few days ago. Skiing.

[Greg Warren]

There's no.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no. Terrible. They closed Deer Valley already in Utah. They closed. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

No, your valley's closed. Deer Valley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deer Valley.

[Chick McGee]

Deer Valley. Goodness gracious. Josh, did you hear Deer Valley's close? Did you hear Deer Valley's close.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't it kind of late in the season?

[Bob Kevoian]

Deer Valley, they don't allow snowboarding. So you know that. They're good people.

[Chick McGee]

You were gonna look at me. They don't allow you.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're a superior people. You know, the snow is so crappy. You just. So here I am. Lucky you, this guy. Once again, he's being towed across a parking lot on skis. If were he to go down. Oh, man, 60 miles an hour.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he'd be.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, isn't life hard enough? Why do you have to cheat death?

[Pat Godwin]

No joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd break his arm or his shoulder or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Cruz Buckingham. That's who this guy is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, keep reading.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you care?

[Keith O'Brien]

Look at the.

[Chick McGee]

Look at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep reading. Look at the name of his kids.

[Chick McGee]

He earned the title by strapping on a pair of skis and getting pulled behind a car across parking lot at 69 miles an hour. Mr. Buckingham already has over a dozen records, such as the most fire knife spins in 30 seconds.

[Tom Gris]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Fire knife.

[Chick McGee]

Is that where you set your knife on fire and spin it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think that's. I'm assuming it's a juggling thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Why would it be a juggling thing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the knife.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was assuming the knife's on fire.

[Pat Godwin]

I assume you're okay.

[Chick McGee]

And the fastest time to travel to all seven continents. Can I tell you something?

[Tom Gris]

Oh, we talked about him already. We did that.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't tell you all seven continents. I don't think I could.

[Tom Gris]

I bet you can.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I can. Okay, there's American. Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, North America.

[Pat Godwin]

North America.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, it's South America. They're connected. They're calling that separate.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if you're. We're building a wall.

[Chick McGee]

Build that wall, Tom. Deny that vaccine. Asia.

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

India.

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he got three.

[Chick McGee]

Africa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we're counting. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Africa. Africa. I was going to say Africa.

[Tom Gris]

One is also a country.

[Bob Kevoian]

Australia.

[Tom Gris]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

New Zealand.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

New Zealand. New Zealand's way separate.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not its own continent.

[Chick McGee]

Too small. What's the size recommendation?

[Tom Gris]

It's got to be at least 50,000 acres by.

[Henry Cho]

Contiguous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Contiguous soil.

[Chick McGee]

I believe is part of the Antarctica Arctica.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't Antarctica continent.

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How the Antarctic is that a continent?

[Tom Gris]

There's seven and the Antarctic is Antarctica.

[Chick McGee]

What about Iceland? Is it too small?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Brownsville, Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too much water.

[Tom Gris]

Yes. You nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Brownsville, Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could you go back to the article about this guy? What's his name again?

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Cruz Buckingham.

[Bob Kevoian]

Buckingham.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you care? Don't you care?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, but this is fitting with the world record we just had.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I swear to God, when I first heard this song, I honest to God, I thought it was Canada Dry.

[Tom Gris]

Canada Dry.

[Chick McGee]

Well, play it again. We'll all sing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm really. I'm not kidding. Nice horns fanfare, isn't it? I don't remember the horns being that brassy. Canada Dry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you don't want a Coke, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I. Johnny Cruz Buckingham. 69 miles per hour on skis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again. On skis. On asphalt.

[Chick McGee]

He said he wanted to inspire his child. Hurricane Buckingham. Whoa. That's a great name.

[Bob Kevoian]

If your kid's name is Hurricane Buckingham, he is not going to become a certified public accountant.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that.

[Tom Gris]

It does sound like greater things are stored.

[Bob Kevoian]

This kid has to be doing something exotic for a living. But after. After being towed. After being towed behind a car at almost 70 miles an hour on the asphalt. This guy's writing a book for teens.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know that teen genre it's called by a. It's called the fault in my ass involving picking up Shards of asphalt. I'd have to apologize to John Green. Sorry. John. The kid named. What a great name for a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Sing that. Bob, can you sing the Hurricane song? Do you know that

[Tom Gris]

I love that song?

[Chick McGee]

I do, too.

[Tom Gris]

But didn't they eight minutes of didn't

[Bob Kevoian]

they eventually find out that the guy did it? Well, you know, they're back.

[Tom Gris]

There are some people who are going, no, he was actually pretty guilty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's come back to guilty.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's a that is a great song and a Great Record and Mr. Great Little Boxing. And Mr. Bob Dylan is still on tour, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that would be almost.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Ain't going Anywhere.

[Tom Gris]

Old Bob Dylan, not enough people do. Godwin's got the.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is the career.

[Chick McGee]

It is hands down, the best Bob Dylan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although Haywood, in that one song where he goes from the early Bob Dylan to the Nashville skyline. Bob Dylan. That's a trick he does. He does, in fact, nail that.

[Henry Cho]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dudley do. Right. Bob Dylan. So Hurricane, Hurricane, what's his name?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, Hurricane, what's his name?

[Tom Gris]

Buckingham.

[Bob Kevoian]

Johnny Cruz Buckingham. And his son Hurricane, his daughter Typhoon. Coming up, comedian Greg Warren, one of our favorites. Also, this is going to be cool. We're going to talk with Keith o', Brien, who is a writer of some distinction. He's written a book called Heartland about the Larry Bird College era and the miracle and the whole story. Larry is such an interesting guy. And so for you basketball fans, especially this week, we'll get to that coming up. Also, we haven't talked to this guy in a long time. Great comedian Henry Cho will be our guest here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Chick McGee]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the BOB and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Where am I?

[Chick McGee]

It's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Gris]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Gris]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, a couple quick things. The pop up shop is still popping. I was informed that it's. It's open again. So if you want, we have some cool stuff there, including the floppy hat. What did you call it again?

[Pat Godwin]

I got a bucket hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bucket hat.

[Chick McGee]

No one calls it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to call it the collapsed sombrero. They didn't like that. But also some cool T shirts, including those charity shirts that we put together for brave gowns. They make little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. It's kind of fun. So if you get a chance, check it [e-mail].

[Pat Godwin]

it's like a fishing hat. Do you have a fishing hat that you wear, like a special?

[Tom Gris]

No, I just wear ball caps.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What's your favorite ball cap right now?

[Tom Gris]

Oh, it says Big bass bash on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Gris]

It's just the fit is. I really love the fit because at one time.

[Pat Godwin]

And it attracts the bass.

[Tom Gris]

I hope so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you keep lures in it?

[Tom Gris]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got to put a lure in it, like on the bill. You need to put a hook or something.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, that's for tourists.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? That's a rookie move, right?

[Tom Gris]

That's kind of what I feel like. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Like you've been there before. You're out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're out there in the middle of the middle of the river. I got a vest like in Madison. You're out there in the middle of the river. You don't want to have an extra lure in case the fish.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, but I don't want it on

[Bob Kevoian]

my hat ripping your hat apart. Really?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A trouble hook. Who?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. No way.

[Pat Godwin]

You're watching Madison, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just walked by the TV when it was on. Others are watching.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a. You have a movie review for us?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

All I'm saying is 32 minute. 32 minutes of previews. I timed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, but they Tell you on the website now that the movie will start 28 minutes later than. What? You know, like, if it's a one o' clock start, they'll say the movie will start in 28 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then you got to walk in. In the dark and.

[Tom Gris]

No, I hate that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I.

[Tom Gris]

Promotes lateness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And it wouldn't be so bad if every movie they previewed was just a total piece of superhero crap. I just can't stand it any longer. Any decent movies out there that aren't about some guy that has karate chops and can fly, for God's sake, make. I'm sorry, could we get.

[Tom Gris]

Why did you ask him?

[Chick McGee]

That's sports, actually, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We did the story.

[Chick McGee]

World record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Here's special sports correspondent Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

It kind of ties into the Tiger woods deal in a way. A golf cart driver in Florida is facing DUI charges after his wife fell out of the vehicle on the way home from the club.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was no accident.

[Pat Godwin]

Responding officers in Northport found the woman on the ground while her husband was behind the wheel of his golf cart.

[Chick McGee]

Can't hear you, honey.

[Pat Godwin]

Partying at the club for at least nine hours.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

He had a BAC of 0.197. Wow. How much? 0.197.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You were on the golf cart with me once when someone else was driving it. We thought we were gonna die.

[Chick McGee]

We honestly thought we were going to die.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was shaking and this guy was going.

[Chick McGee]

And it was stirring, serpentining for something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Tom was gonna punch him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was so pissed.

[Chick McGee]

But, yeah, I mean, I was going backwards. Getting sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

The number. The number of deaths on golf carts is annually is quite large.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to be very careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's his name? The football guy? Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, John Elway.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a problem.

[Chick McGee]

I rolled one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You rolled a golf cart? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. Yeah. I don't got to be careful, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this guy. This guy's. This guy's. I'm sorry, his. What was? His wife.

[Pat Godwin]

He and his wife were partying at the golf club for nine hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many shots of whiskey, Golf cart on the highway feeling a little frisky. Getting crazy today day drinking, driving in a golf car. The wife fell out. Thank God she's alive. 12 miles an hour, baby, on i95 like a true Florida child Drunk as hell, acting wild.

[Chick McGee]

He woke up today, had whiskey and rye. You got a dui. Another DUI.

[Bob Kevoian]

14 more verses, here we go. We're done.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I just thought I don't know if you were. That sounded like. Like Born to be wild to me a little bit. A little bit.

[Greg Warren]

I just changed the words.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

On acoustic guitar. It's hard to recognize, barely recognize. But is he. Is he being charged with okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you know what? He. He blew a four, which is significantly higher. His. His marriage is now in the rough.

[Chick McGee]

You blow a four, doesn't your. Leave your liver just leave your body at that point and

[Tom Gris]

y.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not even blowing or your lever.

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact. Don't even call it your liver at that point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, be careful out there. Even on a golf cart. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. What else you got over there?

[Pat Godwin]

The Nestle company reports over 40 or 40 over 400,000 KitKat bars were stolen while en route from Italy to Poland.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody saw anything.

[Pat Godwin]

The 12 ton shipment disappeared when somebody in the production site in Italy. Between there and the Polish distribution location, the vehicle and its load of 413,793 candy bars are nowhere to be found. That would take me a lifetime to eat one little.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many were there?

[Chick McGee]

400,000.

[Pat Godwin]

400,000.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. And they weighed how much did you say?

[Pat Godwin]

Did I say 12 tons?

[Chick McGee]

12 tons. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now is that so? Each Kit Kat bar though is four.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Four little strips.

[Chick McGee]

So 16 million.

[Bob Kevoian]

What we'd do. So 1.6 million.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Individual stickers. Kit Kats.

[Chick McGee]

1.6 million days for Christy to finish all those kicks. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What was. There was a jingle. Kit Kat bar, remember?

[Tom Gris]

Give me a break. Give me a break.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were stolen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Steal me a piece.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, steal me by a kit burglar. It was, it was a kidnapping.

[Tom Gris]

I mean, cat is also in.

[Chick McGee]

The cat burglar would be fine. Cat burglar. And then, and then, and then finish it off with. With kidnapping and I don't know how to tell a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, rewind it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead. So it would be a cat burglar.

[Tom Gris]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Or a cat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a kidnapping.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or a catnapping. No, wait a minute. That's something else. But how do you. How do they unload those? What do you.

[Pat Godwin]

I would suggest with a bulldozer. I mean, not a bulldozer. What are those things?

[Tom Gris]

Forklift.

[Pat Godwin]

Forklift. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Pallets.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they put a pallet.

[Bob Kevoian]

You walk into a 711 and go.

[Greg Warren]

Stay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I gotta. I can give you a deal on some KitKat bars.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess they're on their way to Poland. I feel like probably show up at bowling alleys.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say that I was, I, I was around when they invented KitKat bars, but I think they're old, older than that. And I don't know why.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think we were around when they invented.

[Tom Gris]

They are a good treat.

[Pat Godwin]

I love them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never had one. What are they?

[Pat Godwin]

You've never had one?

[Tom Gris]

Oh, you should try one, man. Crispy wafer. Really good chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you'd like it.

[Tom Gris]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

KitKat bars launched August 29, 1935.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

In the United Kingdom. Okay. That might, that might have something to do with it.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, oh, here we go. Have a break. Have a KitKat introduced in 1958.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been around for a long time. Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Congratulations. I understand they make, they make you more fertile. Speaking of which, coming up we have a bizarre story involving pig semen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the medical application of pig semen.

[Chick McGee]

Yummy.

[Bob Kevoian]

To human beings. We'll find out what that's all about. Also coming up, comedian Greg Warren, comedian Henry Cho, writer Keith o', Brien, whose new book is about Larry Bird's college days and the real miraculous story about Larry Bird. It's really cool. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Take my cat everywhere, don't you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You missed.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Gris]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. You know, for once that wasn't my fault or your fault, Josh. It just happened. That was exciting. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Coming up, so called comedian Greg Warren and the Greg Warren Report brought to you by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Famous for a reason. It's really, really good. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Sorry about my slip of the tongue. I just hurt myself during the break. You ever pull in a door handle, the door doesn't open, but you keep walking.

[Tom Gris]

Oops.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you just shoulder right into the door.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Why would you.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you keep. Why would you keep walking?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I was thinking about something else.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

You are. Look, here's. Here's tiger. Get a. Get a driver. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's only a matter of my. My new walk up music. Ladies and gentlemen, let's all sing the new

[Chick McGee]

Canada Dry.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you don't want a Coke. Okay. A little bit of the buck.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you care? Didn't I get drunk and sing along like three or four Buckingham songs at one of our concerts a long time ago?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Kind of a drags.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. I think I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have.

[Pat Godwin]

You need a gentleman's gentleman who just follows you around, makes sure you get where you need to go, Opens doors. Opens doors for you.

[Chick McGee]

And you could. You could. You could name him if you want. Monroe. Monroe. Get the door. Or as you look out your clothes every day. Monroe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monroe.

[Chick McGee]

Where is my cravat?

[Bob Kevoian]

As you mentioned, coming up, comedian Greg Warren. Coming up, up, comedian Henry Cho. Coming up, writer Keith o'. Brien. Keith has written a really interesting book about Larry Bird. It's called Heartland. A forgotten place, an impossible dream. The miracle of Larry Bird. Remember, Larry was working on a garbage truck, quite literally before he made. Made his. The things started to work out for Larry.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the world of college basketball. It's a great story. Now let's get back over to Christy Lee at the news desk. What else is happening?

[Pat Godwin]

Scientists have created eye drops made with no semen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say it again.

[Pat Godwin]

Pig semen that appear to stop cancerous tumor growths in mice. The eye drops contain tiny particles derived from pig semen that carry molecules that kill cancer cells. Mice treated with the eye drop showed signs that their tumors had stopped growing. The drug technique shows promise in delivering drugs to treat cancer of the retina without damaging the healthy parts of the eye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the difficult. But holding the pig is the hard part.

[Tom Gris]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta time it just right.

[Tom Gris]

That's a carnival game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. If this were true of human semen, you know, you certainly would have a lot of. You wouldn't have any eye cancer. And ladies, lady porn stars, you know

[Chick McGee]

that part of the pig is corkscrew, just like the tiggly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Really odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But how did they discover that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why we have scientists, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess, but I mean, what a weird connection.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know where you would make that connection.

[Chick McGee]

What do you go through to get the picture?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Two scientists having coffee and one goes, you know, I was thinking about the other day. Let's see, pig semen.

[Chick McGee]

We've tried Windex. Hang on a second.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I was talking to the Bab Shalom people. You know, they got a pig in the bag. What are they doing with that thing?

[Chick McGee]

We tried eggnog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now I have another question.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir?

[Bob Kevoian]

How do they get it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm sure there's a way. They do it for cows. I'm sure they do it for pigs. They do it for horses.

[Chick McGee]

Animal husbandry is a billion dollar business.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course it is.

[Chick McGee]

You know, your horses are.

[Henry Cho]

Are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, is that a. I mean, is that a manual thoroughbred horse?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there are. Our thoroughbred pig.

[Bob Kevoian]

You act like it's a dumb question. I mean, if you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure there's a way. They probably have a type of apparatus that they stick on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a reverse corkscrew, fake pig vagina.

[Chick McGee]

And then it feels real good for the pig. And then, voila, pig semen.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Gris]

They could probably. They could even syringe it out.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

But how do you hold. How do you hold? Get the pig to hold still?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you probably tranquilize them. Give him a nice little Valium or something.

[Chick McGee]

And aren't pigs very, very, very, very, very, very smart?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, very smart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but I mean, you're trying to get the hog sauce. I'm assuming you don't want to have the pig drugged up. So what do you mean you're taking

[Pat Godwin]

it out via syringe? You would.

[Chick McGee]

Why not? You want the pig to enjoy it.

[Tom Gris]

I know what they're doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, but I mean, I would assume they have to extract it from the male member of the pig. Then you might.

[Tom Gris]

Not from the testicles.

[Chick McGee]

You know, semen isn't stored in the. Where it comes out. Casual rush up against biology, that's where it comes out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want you to end up cockeyed because you took it straight from the tap. A couple of jokes are mixed up there.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a nice try.

[Chick McGee]

Between that one and the one you said as we came back. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Volunteers in a small Wisconsin town helped corral a kangaroo that escaped from a petting zoo.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the video on this? The kangaroo photographed with heat cameras Bouncing through.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a lot to. They spent a fortune trying to find this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Denim diaper wearing kangaroo broke out after scaling an eight foot fence at Sunshine Farm.

[Chick McGee]

Crikey.

[Pat Godwin]

And is it Nettaka? Leading keeper Debbie Marland and her friends on a days long search for him after renting heat seeking drones as Chick mentioned and chasing the 16 month old marsupial Ms. Marlin's friend Stacy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where do you get a heat seeking drone?

[Chick McGee]

Amazon for 99.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Stacy Bretonton was the one who was able to approach Jessney and scoop him up. He has since been reunited and it feels so good with his fellow kangaroo Kenny at the farm. How sweet. They're among 25 animals at Sunshine Farm with horses, sheep, alpacas, some kind of fancy ass pig, Highland cows and a. Is it batracin? Camel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bactrian.

[Pat Godwin]

Bactrian camel. Never heard of that either.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it all kangaroos can box? Why is that?

[Tom Gris]

That?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Is it just natural to them? Yes, must be.

[Chick McGee]

And they can kick with their feet if. Then they can balance on their tail and kick you with their feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

[Chick McGee]

And some of those weird kangaroos are real ripped and shredded.

[Tom Gris]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a 16 month old one. So it's not full grown yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the photo, do you have the picture of this thing wearing the denim diaper? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Look how cute that little Joey is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That looks just like the denim. Denim diaper I wear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's. It has a certain style to it. It's kind of badass but sort of sad at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Look at how sad he looks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he was fun.

[Tom Gris]

I think it's because that ridiculous diaper.

[Pat Godwin]

They caught me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the type of pig there, Christie?

[Pat Godwin]

No. I've never heard of it. You say it.

[Tom Gris]

It.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. Don't want to take a chance.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

Is it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe it might be kun. Kun or Kunakune?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea. But good job.

[Bob Kevoian]

K u N e. K U N e. Pigs.

[Tom Gris]

It might be kun. Kun.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what he wanted me to say and I wasn't going to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's trying to trap you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It might be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't fall into the draft, did I? Nope. Do it.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Standby. He'll say it in a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What kind of pigs are they? Tom, you go get them, buddy. Go ahead. Kind of count of pigs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again. Again. Again. You're not you're going to do it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I just think it's amazing that. I mean, if you read this whole story that they. They have these heat seek. Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Heat seeking drones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seeking drones. And there are photographs of this thing, and they describe it as looking like a dinosaur running through the forest, but it took him a couple days to find this little. Little creature.

[Pat Godwin]

You're probably really hungry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Cute little guy.

[Chick McGee]

What would a kangaroo eat in the wild?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Like larvae.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do they eat at the zoo?

[Chick McGee]

Caterpillars or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, do they literally have. Do they have kangaroo chow?

[Chick McGee]

Kangaroo chow. Absolutely.

[Tom Gris]

Must need protein. And so, I mean by. By the load. You know what I mean? I mean, they must eat it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where they get the pig semen.

[Tom Gris]

By per load.

[Henry Cho]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't say like Vegemite sandwiches. Right? Kangaroos, they love them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, during the last break, I approached another one of the fine folks that works in this building and said, have you ever heard the expression, my dogs are barking, referencing your feet? And he said, no.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is that? Who's trying to kiss ass on this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Crystal? Oh, Christopher. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. He's weird. You know that? He's a weird man.

[Tom Gris]

And sometimes you just say no to. To get the talking to stop.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Harley Davidson, you say, excuse me for

[Tom Gris]

a moment during the break when we

[Bob Kevoian]

know he's got work, when we know

[Tom Gris]

it's his busiest time. Christopher, have you ever. No, no,

[Chick McGee]

he's got a limited amount

[Tom Gris]

of time in the.

[Chick McGee]

True. Christopher's the nicest guy in the world.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Gris]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's right behind you. Careful.

[Chick McGee]

Love you, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever heard the expression, my dogs are barking?

[Chick McGee]

No. Dirty liar.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, there we go. Dirty, dirty liar. I had never heard it and explain what it means. John.

[Tom Gris]

Chick's right. If it was on the bumper sticker of a Harley, you'd know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now get out of here. Hall of famer, the radio God right there.

[Tom Gris]

Yes, he is.

[Chick McGee]

He's my radio hero. I used to listen to him when I worked him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pickwick.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Christopher 96 Rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, now, why am I bringing this up, Josh?

[Tom Gris]

Because if your dogs are a barking means your feet are sore, and it could be very well because your arches are collapsing. Man, that sucks. Your heels ache, your knees complain, lower backs tighten up, feet get tired. That's the crux.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do your knees also bark?

[Pat Godwin]

Bark?

[Tom Gris]

No, you don't say your knees bark. No, no, you wouldn't. So, yeah, it's just My dogs are barking her for feet oranges. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just the feet?

[Tom Gris]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's anybody who can throw an anchor out quicker in a conversation. I don't know who the hell it is. What about your knee?

[Bob Kevoian]

If your feet bark, apparently there's some analogous menagerie. Menagerie vocabulary that we need to hear.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. What are the other animals that. Well, we'll figure that out some other time.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. Origin souls deliver.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

My knees are squealing like a pig. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Gris]

Okay, Let me get through this.

[Chick McGee]

Orangeinsoles.com they deliver rigid arch support that

[Tom Gris]

do not collapse by lunchtime time. They've got deal. They've got deals, too. But they also have deep heel cups that cradle your heels and absorb shock naturally.

[Chick McGee]

Cradle them. Cradle them. Anybody wear work boots? Tom.

[Tom Gris]

You kind of do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. You know that they're durable enough for those.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why there was a set of orange insoles right behind me. There's that. We replaced it. When I got these new boots, I realized I need a new pair of orange insoles.

[Chick McGee]

Don't take your shoes off again.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took them home.

[Tom Gris]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're great. You need to have that.

[Pat Godwin]

Need an auger to put them back on.

[Tom Gris]

What would you do with me? He took his shoe and sock off and just raised his foot and just sort of spread his toes.

[Chick McGee]

He has the most hideous feet in the history of the world. They look like talons. They look like bird talons. I tell that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm getting my feet lasered.

[Tom Gris]

We'll come back to that, Son.

[Chick McGee]

You son of a. If you don't videotape that whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

What for?

[Greg Warren]

Well.

[Tom Gris]

Well, we will. Let me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we'll come back to that.

[Tom Gris]

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[Chick McGee]

I came back for this.

[Tom Gris]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Gris]

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[Chick McGee]

I walked my dogs with my orange insoles and my cowboy hat and my

[Tom Gris]

soon to be lasered feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've had this persistent. Oh, no, don't issue with a couple of my toenails. And in spite of drug therapy and all kinds of Topical stuff. I can't seem to get rid of this fungus.

[Tom Gris]

They're going to go uv. UV apparently cures.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're lasering is the okay. So I, I assume it'll be like a James bond thing. No, Mr. Tom, I expect you to die. So if I come in here, I'm missing a couple toes. Hey, turn that thing down, for God's sake.

[Tom Gris]

Hey, took care of the nails.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Keith O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want the fungus gone or not?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll let you know how it goes. I just signed up for this.

[Chick McGee]

All right, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm very excited about it.

[Chick McGee]

Can I go with you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, one of my favorite human beings, he is comedian Greg Warren. And oh, by the way, I want to mention this real quick. Greg is doing a very special show, a kind of a Homecoming at the Giloys Theater in Springfield, Missouri. Saturday, April 11th. The must see show, Giloy Giloy's movie the Jerry Word.

[Chick McGee]

Giloy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Greg's also the one of the co hosts and announcers for the Greatest average America. ABC television. Wednesday night with Nate Bargazzi. We're coming back with Gregory in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Square Up, a new podcast from Andre Berto. Yo, what's going on, man? It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Bob Kevoian]

behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer.

[Chick McGee]

People want to see more.

[Keith O'Brien]

They want to see who you are as a fighter.

[Chick McGee]

Like I said, the time is now. I really want to to do that. Sit down from a fighter's perspective.

[Bob Kevoian]

Find out what it really means to be a fighter inside and outside the ring. This fight game is such a roller coaster.

[Chick McGee]

Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, hello, Chick McGee. Good to have you back, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. You're at the the news desk still.

[Pat Godwin]

I am at the news desk right there.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, you got your git box? Yeah, I still got it. All right, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, man. I am chick@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk and I believe courtesy of Lee's famous recipe chicken, famous for a reason. It's the Greg Warren Report with Greg Warren.

[Bob Kevoian]

Through the magic of electricity, we find. We find Greg Warren wearing his Otis elevator cap. Hello, Greg Warren. I have learned to pronounce. The Galois Theater, Springfield, Missouri. The huge show. Saturday, April 11. The return the birthday boy himself in the fact that he was due to the fact that he was born in. You were born in the Galois Theater in Springfield, Missouri.

[Chick McGee]

He was born in Springfield, Missouri, I believe. Isn't that correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not at the theater, no. I see. Who is Mr. Galois or Mrs. Galois? Do we know?

[Greg Warren]

I don't know that Tom. Really, he always manages to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know there's nobody who makes you feel stupider than Tom Gris and apparently it's a sought after trait by some. I don't know why, but is that right? Yeah, yeah. People love it when he make.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg Warren is one of my favorite standup comedians. And Mr. Greg Warren is also the co host slash announcer of the greatest average American. ABC Wednesday nights and Hulu. It's created and hosted by Nate Bargazzi.

[Chick McGee]

And you tell Nate, Greg I just watched that for the first time this past week and boy, is that heartwarming. Boy, you guys are made for that. That show's gonna run forever, buddy.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, thanks, Chick. That's awesome. Thanks, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna. You need to build a house in a basement to keep the money for that new house in the basement.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hand over fist, baby. Hand over.

[Bob Kevoian]

You missed last week'. Last week's exploration of shoelaces with Greg. I'm trying to remember, Greg. Yeah, we learned about. Was it called the Baluti. The Baluti knot.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, the Baroody knot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That seems that's a game changer, Chick. You got to get involved with that. A guy who's into shoes as much as you are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, I am.

[Greg Warren]

It's, it's a very easy knot. And then Willie knows that other knot, not the, the real quick one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Willie has really can do this weird.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't have the rabbit ear go into the hole. No. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't tie.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Greg Warren]

Willie's one's a little trickier, but the Beruti, it just takes things to another level. I really think you can involve with that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I do, Greg, and you'll understand this if no one else does, if I get a, a new pair of shoes, which doesn't happen, but you know, five or six times a week. The thing that I do, I, I, I 90% I will change the laces in them. I don't care for the laces that come with the shoe.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I have my own.

[Chick McGee]

I have my own right there. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You have your own line of laces?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look at these See these. These laces didn't come in these shoes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yeah, fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

They're round. They're round rope. Someone on the staff told me my shoes look like they belong to toddlers because of these laces.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me see. Hold them up higher. I can't see.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

See how they're. They are thick.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like the round ones?

[Chick McGee]

Singular. It's showtime.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna pull a muscle.

[Chick McGee]

I've already done something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. I. What? Where do you get shoelaces?

[Pat Godwin]

Where do you get shoelaces?

[Chick McGee]

I am going to take you out

[Bob Kevoian]

in the parking lot. No, I mean. I mean, do you have a specific go to. I. This is a fair question.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going to share it with us?

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather not.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. I think it was clear the man wants to keep his.

[Chick McGee]

What? They're gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they gonna run out?

[Chick McGee]

Make no mistake, at this point, I don't think so, but I'd rather. I'd rather not say now.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, these weird laces came with these shoes.

[Pat Godwin]

You not like them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're. They're kind of. That's because, see, these shoes are French and they've got a French flag on them. The Ross and all people. So it's red, blue and white. Yeah. What is there some special outlet for grand great places.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazon.

[Tom Gris]

Make up a company name and just tell me.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazon.

[Tom Gris]

Farnum.

[Chick McGee]

Farnum Barnum. Find them, Farnum, and forget them. That's your lace company. Give me a pair of Farnums. People will say, okay, fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

But why is it such a big secret?

[Chick McGee]

Because I don't want them to run out.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not going to run out.

[Tom Gris]

Greg is. Greg has prepared something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, who?

[Chick McGee]

Who is it? Hey, Greg.

[Tom Gris]

We're lucky. We're lucky he falls in anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hey, Greg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I just was saying how much I appreciated him doing a deep dive into shoelaces. Do you remember what's on the end of your shoelace, chick?

[Chick McGee]

An aglet, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Greg Warren]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like words. Greg, what word are we looking at this week?

[Pat Godwin]

What are we looking at?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I wanted to talk about trombones.

[Tom Gris]

Guys, did you know I played for two years?

[Greg Warren]

I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Greg Warren]

that's good stuff right there.

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

It's the laughing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just happen to have that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Huh. I just happen to have that as a professional. Jason knew that was the topic. I put it up over here because if he put it over there to give it to you, it would be lost forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're right.

[Chick McGee]

We put it over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever play?

[Chick McGee]

And it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you play clarinet? You still do.

[Greg Warren]

I played clarinet. Yeah, I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wish you'd been a brass man? Is that what's going on?

[Tom Gris]

No, no, no.

[Greg Warren]

I was just fine being a woodwind. I admired the brass, the trombones. Whoever invented that machine, and they don't know really who exactly who invented it. They didn't have a lot of foresight because, you know, you have to learn to play it right around middle school. And you just have a thing that you're going to. To hit the people in front of you.

[Pat Godwin]

Well. Or your arm's not long enough to do it. I couldn't get the.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, but I mean, it's. Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Greg Warren]

You probably. There needs to be some sort of class action lawsuit from the saxophones against whoever invented the trombone, because that's who sits in front of the trombones. And they're taking it in the head in middle school all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're having so much fun, though. If you're watching any basketball, the pep bands are the greatest.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're having so much fun.

[Chick McGee]

Hold that tiger.

[Bob Kevoian]

The trombone's tricky, though, because you've got to get your.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got to position it in just the right place,

[Tom Gris]

and there is a little bit of, you know, wiggle room.

[Chick McGee]

But we know, you know what Miles said, master your instrument and then just go play. Forget all of it and just go play.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I understand that. I don't think the trombone has the cool factor. I mean, Miles Davis kind of blue. Wouldn't be as cool if it was a trombone, I don't think. Doesn't have the. The hip, cool, different sound. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. It just doesn't. Are there any. Can you name any trombone players?

[Tom Gris]

Trombone shorty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trombone.

[Tom Gris]

Trombone.

[Greg Warren]

Trombone shorty. That's Troy Andrews, guys. I would say maybe the most famous trombone player.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy or Tommy, one of them.

[Greg Warren]

Dorsey.

[Tom Gris]

Really impressive.

[Greg Warren]

Tommy Dorsey. Kid Orey. Glenn Miller.

[Chick McGee]

Glenn Miller.

[Greg Warren]

Slide Hampton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

But here's the most famous. I think a guy named Bill Moyer. Anybody know who Bill is?

[Chick McGee]

He hosted a PBS NewsHour for Bill Moyer Journals. It's amazing. Any place played the trombone. That's fascinating.

[Greg Warren]

Anybody familiar with Mrs. Othmar?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Greg Warren]

She was the teacher in. In the Peanuts cartoons. And her voice was a trombone with a plunger at the end, a mute plunger. And that was Bill Moyer.

[Chick McGee]

That lady was the. Was named Mrs. Orthmeyer. I had no idea.

[Greg Warren]

I believe Othmar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we have a great gag, a great gag featuring that we'll have to play later today with the. Wa, wa, wa, wa wa. I'm not sure it's appropriate.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know if we can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

This was one of my favorite things I learned. Trumpeters and trombonis were employed in German city states to stand watch in these city towers and herald the arrival of important people to the city that signified wealth and strength. They were often viewed separately from the more skilled trombonist who played in the orchestras, in the ensembles.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you'd have a gig standing on the watchtower just waiting for somebody to come by.

[Greg Warren]

Yes. Yes. Yeah. And, you know, some. Some jerk conductor was like, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop playing. Heinrich, you came in early again. Do that one more time. You're going to be standing on top of the guard tower with your idiot friends, welcoming some fancy prince from England from the top.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the good players weren't in the orchestra that would greet people?

[Greg Warren]

No, the good. The good players were in the orchestras.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Greg Warren]

The hacks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they were.

[Greg Warren]

Stand up in the top. On top of the top. I bet you those guys had way more fun, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a lot of downtime.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Well, actually, it's so funny you said that, Tom, because there was. There's basically a lot of downtime when you're a trombone player. Maybe Josh can attest to this. Trombonis are often asked to count a large amount of rest or simply wait until the end of a symphony before they get to play in the Fifth Symphony. They don't play for about 30 minutes in Beethoven's Fifth.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

So it's either probably back there playing cards or drinking coffee. I always thought the symbols were like that, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the timpani guy.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, you came in a little late on the symbols there. Let's try again Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what about the triangle guy? Oh, that guy. He just sits.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Keith O'Brien]

You know.

[Greg Warren]

You guys know Mark Gross, right?

[Tom Gris]

Oh, sure.

[Greg Warren]

Is a renowned triangle player, is what he says. Yeah, he wrote that song. Josh, do you remember what that song was?

[Tom Gris]

Come and get it. What was the name of the album?

[Greg Warren]

Greg, dinner's ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that was a.

[Chick McGee]

That was. Everybody was playing. That was a big hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that still a thing in any TV shows or commercials where they beat the big triangle? To get.

[Tom Gris]

I've got one chick gifted it to me for my homecoming.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have one?

[Pat Godwin]

My old house had one off the garage.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, Mine hangs by the barbecue grill when I'm done grilling.

[Bob Kevoian]

When people Of a certain age. Get the gag.

[Tom Gris]

I don't. I. It's fine if they don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

To me, I would think doing that on the symphony would be incredibly difficult because you've got to wait and wait and wait. You might get. Yeah, you got to make sure you're there when it's time.

[Tom Gris]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. You know you're gonna get bored or. Yeah, I. I think that's difficult.

[Chick McGee]

Especially you.

[Pat Godwin]

Your mind would.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. I could never do. A friend of mine worked in a. Like a Broadway pit doing a show and he said that.

[Chick McGee]

You mean he was in the orchestra?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't just work in the Broadway pit,

[Bob Kevoian]

he was in the.

[Chick McGee]

That could be anything.

[Tom Gris]

Tightened the chairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was in the band. But he would say that, you know those guys. There's no ad libbing at all. So you've gotta. Because those guys would be day trading. You know the guy go, okay, I've got another 17 minutes till I have to play again, whatever instrument it might be. So there were guys doing their email because they've done the show so many times. They know what's. They know when their breaks are. So it's somewhat soul free. So now let's get back to the trombone and our guest comedian, Greg Warren. What do you got, Greg?

[Greg Warren]

They sort of are poked fun at a little bit. Wagner, the famous. What do you call him? Not composer.

[Pat Godwin]

Composer.

[Greg Warren]

He was. Yes, he was.

[Chick McGee]

He was Hitler's fiction.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Wagner. Made of power spray paints, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, that's Wagner.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right, you're right, my fault.

[Greg Warren]

Wagner said, never look at the trombones, it only encourages them. Yeah. I believe Mark Twain had some things that he said about the trombones and I'm not sure I can find it. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, while you look. Josh, did you. Do you still have your trombone own?

[Tom Gris]

No, mine was a rental from Mel Bay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

So we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, man.

[Greg Warren]

I rented some stuff from L Bay too.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. It was right in your stomping grounds. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And yeah, Mel Bay was famous. He was like did music for kids all over the country.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

So if it please your neighbor to break the sacred calm of night with the snorting of an unholy trombone. It is your duty to put up with his wretched music and you're privileged to pity him for the unhappy instinct that moves him to delight in such discordant sounds.

[Tom Gris]

Boy, Dwayne hated it.

[Greg Warren]

Twain did not care for it.

[Chick McGee]

I know, Twain was a real prick. Right, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, did you, Josh, ever have, like, a sitting around the campfire with everybody? So I guess I could get guitar. You grab your ax and

[Tom Gris]

see, I got into it pre Scott and pre

[Greg Warren]

Swing.

[Tom Gris]

Like. Like bands like the Urge and stuff that. That were incorporating brass.

[Pat Godwin]

Mighty Mindy metal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. So I. Otherwise, I might have stuck with it, but after two years, my dad said you can either do choir or you can do bands. And I chose choir.

[Chick McGee]

Or you can leave home.

[Bob Kevoian]

And when you chose choir, did your dad get a little tear in his

[Tom Gris]

eye and think, well, he was a trumpeter, so maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what's this? Let me.

[Tom Gris]

Let me

[Bob Kevoian]

shorty that time.

[Greg Warren]

One shorty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Troy Andrews. This is great.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't he just here?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

that's. That's hip. That's your hip trombone.

[Greg Warren]

Let me. Let me see if you guys know any of these fellas. Anybody know who James Panko is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, Chicago. Chicago.

[Greg Warren]

Good. He's the trombone player from Chicago.

[Tom Gris]

Very good.

[Greg Warren]

Tom. Dave Bargeron.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he in?

[Chick McGee]

Tom Bergeron's brother.

[Tom Gris]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

From Oakland. Is he in?

[Greg Warren]

Good, excellent guess.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Baron Bargeron.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he. What is hip.

[Chick McGee]

That Muscle show. Oh, who.

[Greg Warren]

He's the trombonist.

[Pat Godwin]

Tower of Power.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tower of Power.

[Greg Warren]

Blood, Sweat and tear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, and then my favorite brass band that they don't have, really a. Do you guys familiar with Ides of March?

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Vehicle Baby.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It's an amazing song. But that. The guy that played trombone on that was like a session musician. He doesn't. He really wasn't a member of the band on that. On that song. Yamaha is the premier predominant trombone manufacturer.

[Chick McGee]

You'd remember this fabulous horn solo, don't you, Greg?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Underdog.

[Chick McGee]

Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a trumpet.

[Chick McGee]

Those are trumpets, though, right?

[Greg Warren]

Those are trumpets, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

That may be a trumpet.

[Greg Warren]

I think. Those are muted trumpets, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Greg, we got to sign off here. I want to report that you will be appearing at the Gil Wa. No Giloys.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Giloys.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't help.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure it's not Gilroy's? And the R Fell off the marquee.

[Bob Kevoian]

It ends in Gilroy. It ends in Oz. Galois Theater, Springfield, Missouri. The. The birthplace of Greg Warren. The sign is soon to go up Saturday, April 11, for a great live standup show. Greg, that's going to be really cool. Have a great time. Are we gonna get to talk to you before the show?

[Greg Warren]

I believe so. Yeah. I believe so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

I think next week.

[Bob Kevoian]

One last thing, Greg. So you'll sympathize with me. It's kind of a hurry. Saturday morning, got the girls in the car, decided to run in and grab a couple bagels. It was a place I don't go to very often. They have great bagels. I looked up for a beverage. Oh, they have iced tea here. So I bought and paid for an iced tea because I thought I saw it over in the corner.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was was a brewed iced tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. It was bottled iced tea. Whoever is responsible for that needs to be put in prison. I took one sip and threw it

[Greg Warren]

away right in the garbage. Right.

[Tom Gris]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's awful. I.

[Greg Warren]

It's right in the garbage.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what poison is in it, but it tasted terrible. Greg and I are both iced tea aficionados, purists. Yes. And then I'm now, I'm now, by the way, ordering orange slices with my iced tea at restaurants on a regular basis.

[Greg Warren]

I heard about this. I'm going to.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to try it. It's. It' life changer. I'm telling you, I will never get that.

[Chick McGee]

Last 30 seconds back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Greg, it's always a pleasure. Best of luck with the show.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks, guys. Good to see all of you.

[Tom Gris]

You too, Greggy. See you, man.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, a little bit of history for you. Keith o' Brien has written a really good book about Larry Bird called Heartland about birds college amazing and magical career. Also coming up, comedian Henry Cho. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Chick McGee]

Tom show this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Catch any part of the show you

[Chick McGee]

miss missed later Today on our YouTube channel,

[Bob Kevoian]

some of that great music.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee. Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee at TheOrangensouls.com sports desk and name this voice. Tom, are you ready?

[Tom Gris]

Ready.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready? Here we go.

[Henry Cho]

Straight cash home

[Chick McGee]

one more time.

[Henry Cho]

Yeah, straight cash.

[Chick McGee]

Straight cash, homies.

[Bob Kevoian]

What he's saying, I. I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Is it familiar? Yeah, that's what I thought it. Randy Moss. Remember they asked him how he's going to pay his fine. He said, straight cash, homie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Put that in your conversational hypnos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, in what context are we playing that? Just for the hell of it, just out of nowhere, we're talking about Randy Moss.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we could hear about you getting your feet lasered some more. I didn't want to get in the way of that. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we're just going to random. Is this a new feature? Random sound, Random voice for some football. That's George W. Bush.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about this one? You remember the diddling championship?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was in Scotland, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

He hits himself in the head.

[Tom Gris]

That's gonna be Tex Avery.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, it's the old howling wolf. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You remember this one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we're to squeeze it in. You better hurry me.

[Pat Godwin]

You have the history.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have the history.

[Chick McGee]

Go, Daddy, go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need the music. Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

The music was taken away from me.

[Tom Gris]

Well, you were gone.

[Chick McGee]

I was abusing. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had proven.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was sick about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

1867.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The United States of America bought something Christie for 7.2 million bucks. What was it at? Who'd they buy it from?

[Pat Godwin]

Louisiana Purchase? From France?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not even close.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Gris]

Stewards Folly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. They bought Alaska.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

For 7.2 million bucks. I did the math roughly. That'd be about $110 million today. Not a bad deal.

[Pat Godwin]

That Isn't a bad deal, especially with all that oil.

[Chick McGee]

I hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hear Putin wants it back. He wants everything.

[Chick McGee]

I shouldn't ask that.

[Tom Gris]

I just can't get enough.

[Chick McGee]

I shouldn't ask this because I don't know the answer, but $110 million today for Alaska or penthouse apartment or penthouse townhome in New York City.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be about the same manager, seems like. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think.110 to get you the penthouse.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good investment. Real estate. I'd buy that.

[Chick McGee]

God ain't making no more land.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand the world's warming.

[Pat Godwin]

Alaska could be the new Florida. We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Global warming.

[Tom Gris]

Take it easy over there, Greta.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever, Boomer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take it easy. Take it easy, Greta. Thank you very much, Josh. I think if that were. If it were going up for bids now, Bezos would buy it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Name? Rename it Alexa. Okay. Oh, that's bad. We're not going to do that one. That's. That's not. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now you have to go back. The new rule is you have to

[Bob Kevoian]

go back and tell us what you.

[Chick McGee]

Unless it's like a genocide thing, then, of course,

[Bob Kevoian]

it's a failed assumption. Assassination attempt. Anybody ever find the word assassination humorous because it's got the word ass in it twice?

[Chick McGee]

Or was it Ford and Squeaky from.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was Hinkley Jr. Oh. And he's out now and he's trying to make. Trying to make music or something.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, yes. We've actually listened to.

[Chick McGee]

He's just trying to make his way, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ask the Brady's about him. Oh, this is. You'll like this, Christie. You're the artist in the room. Vincent Van. We call him Van Gogh, Van Hoff or Van huff. Go. In 1987, Sunflowers was sold for 39.7 million. That would be about 110 million today.

[Tom Gris]

So anyone could do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at. Give it a look, by the way. Get the markers out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's also his birthday today.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And you know. Do you know why he cut his ear off? There's a bunch of different.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he trying to.

[Chick McGee]

He was in love ti a woman or something.

[Pat Godwin]

He was trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

He famously. As I recall, he famously gave the ear to a prostitute.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he was in love.

[Tom Gris]

Why was that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's a speculation that Paul Gauguin might have done it in a sword fight, but he was mad at him or something. Yeah, he was born in 1853, thought

[Chick McGee]

he was in love with Anna Corinne and.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Anna.

[Tom Gris]

I thought he was in love with Jody Foster. Oh, that was the other guy that we just talked.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he invented the selfie. If you saw that picture of him, he's got the painting on the sure thing.

[Chick McGee]

And really cutting your ear off is a hollow gesture. I mean, you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we got.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah, you can still hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to continue our today on in a few minutes because we have an appointment in a second. We're going to talk with Keith o' Brien about his book Heartland, about Larry Bird. Looking forward to that. We will be right back in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Please.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Yeah, there's Ace Cosby. Howdy, howdy, howdy, Howdy doody. I'm Jake McGee. Right this way, Mr. Doody. I'm at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of sports, I think we're gonna get hooked up via electricity. There he is. Look at that guy. It's the very fine writer, Keith o' Brien joining us. Keith has a great new book out called Heartland, A Forgotten Place, An Impossible Dream and the Miracle of Larry Bird. Hello, Keith. Thanks for taking the time to talk to us. Good morning.

[Keith O'Brien]

Thanks for having me.

[Bob Kevoian]

This book is really comprehensive, detailing pretty much the era of Larry before he becomes an NBA player and the complications and the difficulties. I guess everybody kind of knows Larry Bird left Bobby Knight. And can you pick it up right there? What happened? What happened with Coach Knight? I know you detail it on the book. Yeah.

[Keith O'Brien]

Well, as you said, Tom, you know, Heartland is an origin story. You know, this narrative unfolds between 1973 and 1979. Everything else for me is essentially epilogue material. It's the story of how Larry Bird became Larry Bird. And you're right, there are all these twists and turns, and one of them certainly is that moment with Bobby Knight. You know, sports fans will know, you know, Bird was a big star at Springs Valley High School in French Lake, Indiana. You know, he's recruited by a handful of Midwestern schools, signs with Bobby Knight at Indiana and lasts all of three weeks on campus in the late summer of 74. And I pinpointed the exact day when Bird leaves. It's Friday, September 13th, 1974. You know, Bird has spent three weeks on campus feeling poor, feeling lost, bewildered on this enormous campus 15 times the size of French Lick, feeling sort of unwanted in this Hoosier locker room. And basketball fans will know, you know, that that Hoosier team, without Bird, is going to go 63 and one over the next two seasons. They're going to lose one game. And, you know, Bobby Knight, you know, his two big mistakes are. Number one, he hasn't taken a moment to get to know Larry Bird. He doesn't know him at all as a person. He doesn't know what he needs at all. And the second thing that brings down Bobby Knight in this moment is the thing that brings down lots of great men. It's hubris. You know, Knight knows that that team is good. He's not really sure what he has in this Larry Bird character from this little town, French Lick, Indiana. Bird was not a top recruit. He was not considered a top 15 player in the state of Indiana as a high school senior. And so, you know, when Bird wants to leave, Knight essentially shrugs and lets him go home.

[Bob Kevoian]

If in today's world, would Larry have played at Indiana State for one season and nil'd himself into the. Into one of the greats?

[Keith O'Brien]

That's a great point. Yeah. So, you know, you know, obviously within the next year, you know, Bird will get discovered by Indiana State, a much lesser school, much lesser basketball program, I should say.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was quite literally, Keith, he was. Am I correct in saying he was working on a garbage truck?

[Keith O'Brien]

Yeah, you know, he was working on a garbage truck in the spring of 1975. But it's even darker than that. I mean, Byrd was telling people in that moment that he wasn't going back to college. He was done. And, you know, I learned one thing about Bird, lots of things, but one thing I learned about Bird over the course of writing this book is that, you know, Bird only says things that he means. He doesn't say things for drama. He doesn't say things for effects. He's telling everybody he's done. He's not going back to school. And so, you know, he's essentially, you know, happy working on this truck, working for the street department there in French Lick. And it is this down on his luck coach at Indiana State, a man named Bill Hodges, a journeyman assistant coach who goes down there looking for Bird. And so, you know, back to your Original question tomorrow. Tom, in 2026, could a talent like Bird in rural America sort of slip through the cracks and end up at a lesser, smaller program like Indiana State? Yes, that could still happen. And that kid would sign for, you know, an nil deal of $10,000 or maybe 20 max. But you know, in that first season that Bird will play at Indiana State, you know, he proves everybody wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong.

[Keith O'Brien]

Proves Bobby Knight wrong. And he averages 30 points a game. And in today's world, a freshman or first year player who averages 30 points a game and on nil deal of 20 grand is going to turn that one in for an nil deal of $2 million at Notre Dame or Ohio State or Duke or UCLA. Bird would have been gone. And then there is no Cinderella story. Two years later, there is no miracle run. There is no Bird magic game. All of it's different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Once again, let me introduce our guest. We're talking with Keith o' Brien and he has gone to great lengths. The footnotes of this book go on for 50 pages. Keith O' Brien's book is called Heartland. It's a Forgotten an Impossible Dream and the Miracle of Larry Bird is the subtitle. Just to get off Mr. Bird for just a second. Second. You also wrote Charlie Hussle. Did you grow up a Reds fan?

[Keith O'Brien]

I did, yeah. Born and raised in Cincinnati, you know, come of age there, you know, in the 80s. I'm too young to remember the Big Red machine years of 75, 76. I'm alive, but I no memory of it, but I remember everything about the 80s, you know, I remember, you know, how it felt when Pete Rose got traded back to the Red Reds in the summer of 84. I remember, you know, where I was standing when Rose set the all time hit record in September of 85. And I remember all the feelings that I think a lot of us felt in 1989 when the, the gambling allegations emerged. So, yeah, I'm a, I'm a Reds fan, you know, and you know, so for that book for Charlie Hustle, it was like going home in a lot of ways.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to ask you a question that no one else everyone would ask you. Obviously they're going to ask you about the hall of Fame. I will not. I noted in your bio you have two dogs. Do either of your dogs or your children have names based on sports heroes?

[Keith O'Brien]

No, my dogs, my dogs are named Hawkeye and Elvis.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had an Elvis. My dog is named Dungy. One of my dogs after the great coach. I just thought maybe with all their sports fandom, you'd have dogs named Charlie and Larry.

[Keith O'Brien]

Oh, my God. My wife would never tolerate that, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never. Okay, back to the let's. I just wanted to ask you a little bit about did you ever get to meet Charlie Hussle himself?

[Keith O'Brien]

I did. You know, I managed to do 27 hours of recorded interviews with Pete Rose before he stopped calling me back, before he shut down on me. So I did meet him. Sat across a table from him for hours and hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've met him a couple times too. He was always real nice to me, but I wasn't trying to get to the heart of Charlie Hustle. Let's get back to the current book because we're talking basketball season. Heartland is the book and it's about Larry Bird in that era from what, 73 to 80ish and the great run an Indiana State versus Michigan State. It's an amazing amount of effort that you put into this. When you're doing this, do you have a regular gig? I mean, do you have like a regular job with health insurance? Or do you just have to say, well, I'm gonna do this and hang it, hang out for two years working on it?

[Keith O'Brien]

So, yeah, I'm a professional journalist and author at this point. This is my full time job. I'm very blessed to have it. So, you know, when I'm working on the project, you know, I'm. I'm all in, essentially, real quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

In these days of interviews, like we're talking to you via Zoom, is this now part of one of the arrows you have in your quiver or do you have to travel everywhere and do you like talking to folks in person? How does that work?

[Keith O'Brien]

I'll do phone interviews, I'll do Zoom interviews, but you can't, you can't replace boots on the grass. You know, for this book, I spent weeks in Indiana, weeks in Terre Haute, French Lick, little towns across the states where folks live who were part of this moment in 1979. And you know, as you indicated, Tom, I mean, you know, there's a ton of interviews that went into the book. Couldn't have done it without that. But there's a lot of other research that went into it too. You know, I spent, spent days and days, hours and hours in little libraries across the state, unearthed documents, memos, letters, diaries, journals that people have never utilized before to try to tell this story. And I needed to do that because Larry Bird wasn't participating with me for this book. So I had to go deep and interview and find things that you know, hadn't been found before in order to tell the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the one thing in just that. We got about two minutes here. What's the one thing people. I know that Larry is a very private guy. I totally get that. What is the one thing that you learned about him or a couple things that people don't know about Larry Bird?

[Keith O'Brien]

Well, you know, I mentioned one before. I do think he nearly slips away forever in 1974, 75, when he leaves Indiana. There is a good chance that we never know his name at that point. And were it not for Bill Hodges, that down on his luck, assistant coach at Indiana State, who goes down there looking for him and really goes to great lengths to convince him to come back to college, were it not for him, I don't know that we know his name. That's number one. Number two, you said it. Everybody knows he's private. Everybody knows he's a bit prickly. That was true in the 1970s as well. You know, what I also learned is that Bird can be fiercely loyal, fiercely loyal to those around him. And some of the most powerful parts of this narrative to me is what happens after 1979, what happens after that Bird magic game. Bird has quietly done things over the years for his teammates on that miracle Indiana State team that he's asked no publicity for, but really sort of changed, you know, their lives, helped them in ways that we don't know. And, you know, this moment was just so big. I mean, this is a great tournament we're watching right now. A lot of people, you know, were thrilled by that outcome last night. UConn, Duke, that buzzer beater. It's incredible. But there are no Cinderella stories in this tournament. You know, all the teams that are in this sweet spot, 16, our big programs, paying millions of dollars for their rosters. This is one of the great Cinderella stories of all time. That's the story that I'm telling in this book.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a great story.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're talking once again, Keith o'. Brien. The book is once again called Heartland. It's about Larry Bird. I'm sorry, this is. I do have one last question that we don't have time for. Hoosiers is always considered to be one of the great sports movies of all time. Of all time, I should say. Is there a potential movie out of this? And who would play Larry Bird? Have you thought about that?

[Keith O'Brien]

You know, I would love to announce great news here about a cinematic release.

[Bob Kevoian]

Matt Damon is Larry Bird.

[Keith O'Brien]

I've learned, you know, over the years. I have so much control over the writing of the book and the reporting of the book. And now we get to, to this point here where the book is out and it really belongs to everybody. Now. I, I do think it's a cinematic story. I think some of the most cinematic moments don't even happen on the basketball court. They're happening off of it. And, you know, we'll see what, what happens, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Well, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you send Larry a book?

[Keith O'Brien]

I do know Larry has the book, yes. I don't know any more than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Larry, I, I know people that know Larry pretty well. He likes to keep to himself. He's always a real, been a really good guy to us. Well, thanks, Keith. Best of luck.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice job.

[Keith O'Brien]

Thanks so much for having me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. It's a terrific book. I got a chance to read a bunch of it on Friday. Once again, it's called Heartland. Speaking of. Now watch this segue. You ready for this chick?

[Chick McGee]

I'm ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of things that start with an

[Pat Godwin]

H about Hyundai, I drive my Hyundai in the heartland. Heartland. How do you like that?

[Chick McGee]

Pleasure to watch you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, boy. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. If you're looking to upgrade your suv, why not check out the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. How about the Tucson? A little bit smaller, but boy, is it my favorite, especially the Tucson hybrid. Plus there's the bold and stylish Elantra for you sedan lovers. And if you want to go all electric, you gotta check out the Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9 waiting for you right now. Now at your local Hyundai dealer. It's a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com to find out all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com and just to clarify,

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy was pointing out in her Hyundai, she, her Hyundai, she has a, a button that says snow. I thought you'd press that chicken. It'd be like you were driving in a snow globe.

[Chick McGee]

Right. If it's still inside the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

It doesn't.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's false advertise.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's misleading.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's, it's for driving. Well, thank you very much. Coming up, we'll complete today, industry comedian Henry Cho will be our guest. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And now it's a Tico Taco. I always think it's. Welcome to the Mambo Room on Bobo. Welcome to Bobo.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Tico Taco Band.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin at the. He's got a guitar there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGiathy. Orange insults.com. sports desk. Remember, they are orange. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always think you're saying orange insults.

[Chick McGee]

Orange insults. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, hey, your mother's orange. Orange.

[Tom Gris]

Now you take that back.

[Chick McGee]

She was. She was yellow and stood out in the sun too long with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you watching the pit? Speaking of being in the sun, if

[Chick McGee]

I do or if I don't, I ain't telling you, pal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, sorry. Coming up, we're gonna talk with comedian Henry Cho. But right now we have to get back to today in History Wheel. I lost my place. Let's see. We covered Alaska.

[Pat Godwin]

Alaska being purchased. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We covered Vincent Van Huff, as you like to say.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard anyone else say that.

[Pat Godwin]

Vincent van Gogh. Yes. Go on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he. But, yeah, he did lop off his. The outside of his ear. And he did give it to a prostitute. I remember that much.

[Pat Godwin]

I just thought it was a woman. I didn't know it was a prostitute.

[Tom Gris]

My prostitutes won't even take a check. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he didn't get famous. My process until after he was dead.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be terrible. That happened to you, Pat. It may. You never know. Pat drops dead all of a sudden.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

It goes to my back catalog. I'm trying to make Pat feel good, not cut his ear off.

[Greg Warren]

Have you heard this? Gangster folk.

[Tom Gris]

It's terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Poor guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He died. Where was I?

[Chick McGee]

That's my.

[Tom Gris]

I don't know. Somebody explained sunflowers to me. If you could. If I'm sure there's some guy out there going, I have a copy of that. Oh, geez.

[Pat Godwin]

I got it as a gift. I didn't buy it myself.

[Tom Gris]

No, no, it's fine to like it, but I mean, my gosh, that is rudimentary at best.

[Chick McGee]

I had the water lily thing. Monet.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Monet. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You like that?

[Tom Gris]

I have trouble with art, and I've taken a couple different art classes, and I fought with my professor every time.

[Pat Godwin]

So you have no. Art appreciation is what you're telling us?

[Tom Gris]

I appreciate. I appreciate dogs playing poker.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what you.

[Tom Gris]

I love dogs playing poker. I love.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know there are, I'm going to say, 60 different dogs playing Poker. There's a whole series.

[Bob Kevoian]

And did you know that they've been. That. I. I thought that was like some joke from the 50s from Mad magazine. It's been around for like a hundred years. And they're very valuable. Valuable?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Original.

[Tom Gris]

Well, original.

[Bob Kevoian]

Original.

[Tom Gris]

There are multiple sunflowers by Van Gogh. Like, not just one.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sure?

[Tom Gris]

Well, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's 1, 2, 3, 4. That one through 39.

[Pat Godwin]

Painted the countryside a lot. Yeah, well, haystacks.

[Tom Gris]

Don't quit your day job, buddy. Get back to farming.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you feel about sculpture? You like sculpture?

[Chick McGee]

Like a good.

[Tom Gris]

If they got big boobs and stuff really.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're.

[Tom Gris]

Sometimes you can see their weenie. That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you an audio. Audio hint here to get off topic

[Chick McGee]

of art and funnier than a porcelain penis. Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now, let's go with this one here. This. This is your hint. It's somebody's birthday. It's Inan. Ian Anderson's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

It's gotta be in Anderson, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it

[Bob Kevoian]

1674, the birthday of Jethro Tull.

[Tom Gris]

Who was he?

[Pat Godwin]

Some guy that.

[Chick McGee]

He was a haberdasher in the South End.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I want to say, give me

[Chick McGee]

a tall hat, they would say.

[Bob Kevoian]

I honestly think. I believe he invented something involving the plow. I'm sure I'll have to look.

[Tom Gris]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not kidding. He invented the plow and then he invented the scuba tank. The Aqua. The Aqualung, by the way, one of the greatest records of all.

[Pat Godwin]

So why did they name themselves Jethro Tull?

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows? Ian Anderson. And people would. In the early days of that band.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which was the early 70s, when Aqualung came out, I think in 70 or 71, they thought that Ian was named Jethro Tull.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can see why.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. Yeah. What a great record.

[Tom Gris]

Aqua.

[Pat Godwin]

Smoked my first cigarette to that. That record.

[Bob Kevoian]

To which one? To Aqualon. Really?

[Chick McGee]

I smoked my first cigarette to that record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want to light up again? Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

I was at 9. 14.

[Bob Kevoian]

14.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sitting on the bench.

[Pat Godwin]

Stolen from my friend's daughter. My friend's sister's pack.

[Bob Kevoian]

What brand was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're gonna cool. Jumped right in.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's Tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're designed to hook you.

[Chick McGee]

Jethro Tall's Band name originates 18th century English agriculturalists who invented the seed drill, a key innovation in the British agricultural revolution.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was close.

[Chick McGee]

The band struggling in 19 6, 68. London club scene adopted the name after it was suggested by their agents to name yourself Jethro Tala. Get out of my office.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's an interesting story. Okay, I made that last part up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's see. But.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here, go.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is an easy one for you. Who wants an easy question? 1811.

[Chick McGee]

We are all just really, really participating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, if you don't get this, it means you're going to. You're going to die young and become famous after you die.

[Tom Gris]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in 1811. Robert Bunsen. Why is he famous? The Bunsen on his foot.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a bunion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's a Bunsen. The Bunsen burner.

[Keith O'Brien]

God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember when you were in junior high school and you got to light a Bunsen burner for the first time? What a blast that was.

[Tom Gris]

Do you know who Bunsen Honeydew is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, from the Muppets, right?

[Tom Gris]

Yes, yes. The beakers.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say about lighting a Bunsen burner for the first time?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought that was so cool.

[Tom Gris]

I was always a little nervous because the pipes ran through the desk and it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

You're kind of a firebug.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you betcha.

[Pat Godwin]

I loved experiments. I loved those big green desks in that whole science room. Loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we covered the fact that it was Van Go or Van Huff's birthday today, as well as the date of that famous sale.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday to Eric Clapton, born on this date in 1945.

[Chick McGee]

Still crazy, right? He's still a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

After all these years, Eric is touring again, and he will be coming to North America this summer.

[Chick McGee]

Talk to him. I just have to listen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. He's been inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame three times.

[Chick McGee]

I swear. I thought you were gonna say he's been indicted.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe we're switching gears. I think we do have Henry Cho joining us on. There he is.

[Keith O'Brien]

Long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Long time no see. Henry. How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Henry Cho]

I'm doing great. How you doing, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Good, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great to see you again. Yeah. Now, are you still living in Nashville?

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Henry Cho]

I've been there off and on, 30 years now, so. Been getting away with it. Love being there, you know, close to home. My wife's from Alabama, so. And the kids are grown now, so I'm touring like I used to, back when I first met you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where were you born?

[Henry Cho]

Knoxville. I was born in Knoxville.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I. Okay, okay, good. But. And once again, out on tour, and you're also. Also hanging out with Mr. Nate Bargazzi. I understand.

[Henry Cho]

Yeah, Nate, you know, Nate came back home from New York a while back. So Nate and I, we see each other a lot. You know, he's a big golfer also, which is the main thing we do. We tour to golf and then do shows afterwards. That's just part of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that, that, that's, that sounds familiar, that Willie Nelson, apparently famous also for doing some, doing some golfing out there. How's your game? Are you pretty good at this point?

[Henry Cho]

I used to be. You know, I'm getting there. As you know, we're all older now, so it's that that ball doesn't go as far as I hit it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm telling you now, your kids are their kids. They're out of the house permanently. Lee out of the house.

[Henry Cho]

My two older boys, they're engaged. They're out. My daughter's sophomore in college, so I've been empty nest for about a year and a half. So I started hitting them. I started touring hard a year and a half ago and I've been going coast to coast, doing shows everywhere. And you know, last time. And I'm finally going to do another special because I do one every 20 years. It's kind of how this works out because, you know, I started stand up in 1986, you know, and I think the first time I ever came on your show, I was with Rex meredith in like 1987. And then I did your. I came on in 06 because I was promoting my Comedy Central special. And so I'm doing another one for Netflix this year doing every 20 years. I figured I'll do my third one in 46 and call it a day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our guest is comedian Henry Cho. I'm just looking at your tour schedule. You're going to be and lots of spots where we're on the radio right now. Des Moines, Iowa City, Dubuque, Dayton, Indy, Springfield, Lima, Lafayette, Bloomington, Illinois, Saginaw, Green Bay, Elkhart, Eau Claire, Charleston, South Carolina, Bakersfield, Modesto, Louisville. Henry Cho is everywhere. You got a big, big tour. Now, do you drive from place to place or are you a lot of airplane rides here?

[Henry Cho]

A lot of airplane rides. So the tour I just did this weekend, I was in Lexington. Actually, I was in Owensboro Thursday, Lexington Friday we sold out Lexington. So we added a show on Sunday and I had to go to Charleston, West Virginia in between. So it's like two hours and change each drive. So we, I, you know, just I drove up from Nashville, Ownsborough, and we drove across Kentucky. Driving back, I flying right now is crazy. So I was really thankful that this week was a big drive. And then, you know, I take a bus if I have to, but, you know, it's just me and another guy. So flying's easy and if we can get somewhere central with an airport and then we kind of go from there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I noticed that you're playing the Galois theater in Springfield June 5th. Our friend Greg Warren is playing that coming up on April 11th. And I hope they've been able to clean the place up after he. His, his comedy. Just. People will start throwing things.

[Chick McGee]

Things and.

[Henry Cho]

Oh, that's. Yeah, you know, I haven't been to Springfield in forever. There used to be a comedy club off the Wall. They had the stage like six inches off the wall, so they called it off the Wall comedy. It was one of those crazy things in the 80s. But yeah, so Warren's there, I'm gonna be there. I'm looking forward. I'm hitting places I haven't been in in forever. So it's a lot of fun. I'm going to Montana this year. Hadn't been done that in probably 30 years. And so it's just fun. I'm, you know, I'm writing like I used to. It's a whole new hour and it's just. It's my first love and I love doing it and I'm excited about just touring everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does the forthcoming comedy special have a title?

[Henry Cho]

Yeah, so reluctantly My second special. But no, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I.

[Henry Cho]

It's probably just. It's what I do. You know, we're trying to figure this out out. There's. They got to pick a date to shoot it and then I got to figure out what's all going to go in it because this has been great a year and a half. I've probably cranked out another hour 40, so I got to pick an hour out of that. And then I have 20 years of jokes that I could pull from that I hadn't done on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna. Are any of the jokes from your 20 year old special gonna resurface? Is there, is there like a. Like a Stairway to Heaven in the Henry Cho catalog that you have to bring back?

[Henry Cho]

No, I'm not bringing back Joan Lee Bonely. I can't do that. That's. I would close about every show if I could, but I can't. So I've been taking requests at the end of my shows and it's been a lot of fun because people have been requesting jokes from the 80s 90s. I mean, 2000s. Some of them I can't remember. I got to get hints from the audience to finally figure the bit out. But, you know, know, some of my biggest jokes that I ever hit, they get requested. So it's fun to be able to go back and do some jokes that are 30, 35 years old that there's no way I would ever be telling on stage right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean like that Bill Clinton, huh?

[Henry Cho]

Yeah, probably not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably not the political stuff, you know,

[Henry Cho]

and that's the saddest part because, you know, as you know, every three years, three and a half years, it was great, great, great fodder, and you can handle both sides. And everybody just laughed. And it's. It's a shame that, you know, the last decade or so, it's been. It's been something you just got to keep away from. I just, you know, even doing any jokes at all, either side, I agree. It's amazing. You know, I used to do a joke about staying in the Trump Hotel and how it was horrible. They made you use his shampoo so my hair looked like his for three days. You know, stuff like that. I can't even do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Although you would be a very handsome blonde.

[Henry Cho]

I would. I would be. You know what? I may try that one day. You see BTS and all these kids,

[Bob Kevoian]

that's where I was going. Yeah, they. You see all the K pop guys look like they're in the Beach Boys. Henry, we gotta go. Henry Cho, stand up comedian. Veteran stand up comedian. A huge tube tour, and we'll set up some links. You can find Henry when he's somewhere near you. Henry, thanks for taking the time.

[Henry Cho]

Hey, thanks for having me, Tom. It may be I was Korean when Korean wasn't cool. That may be okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's actually pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, Henry. Okay, now, Christy, what have you got coming up?

[Pat Godwin]

We got a naked woman attacking somebody in Pittsburgh. We have a beer truck.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's naked in a. In a grocery store, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Well, I wasn't gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I mean, that's just.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Over there by the melons. Yeah. Am I right? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, apparently she's over by the bushes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she needed depilatory.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick. I have a question for Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir?

[Chick McGee]

Is it possible for you to talk today into the microphone without saying a dirty word?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't see a dirty word.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've done it a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

We haven't finished today in history.

[Chick McGee]

Well, okay. Okay then.

[Bob Kevoian]

So all on pins and try to keep it clean. Well, I think we've discussed, Jethro, we've discussed Vincent Van Go or as Christy says, Vincent Van Hoof.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't say that. Don't say anything anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Happy birthday, 1960 how about that?

[Chick McGee]

She doesn't say anything anymore. And who do you think that's. Whose fault is that? It's your fault.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you dare say I've done something good in life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Stanley. Kirk Burrell, anyone?

[Pat Godwin]

Ty Burrell?

[Chick McGee]

No, but like, MC Hammer. Yes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

1962. MC Hammer. Will those parachute pants ever come back?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, I hope they were really comfortable.

[Tom Gris]

So comfortable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's kind of the one.

[Chick McGee]

It's Hammer Time is still funny. Like, if you know you're down, you just tell yourself, hey, it's Hammer Time.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

You kick it up a notch,

[Bob Kevoian]

do you suppose? I guess. He probably spends. A lot of people come up to him and look at their watch and go, hey, by the way, it's Hammer Time.

[Chick McGee]

He's in a new commercial. I think it's Geico, I think.

[Tom Gris]

Oh, you know, I saw that peripherally.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Gris]

That actually is him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's him. Yeah.

[Tom Gris]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know what he's doing, but he's saying it's Hammer Time.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He could be on a home repair show or something. Now that I think about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Tracy chapman. Born in 64. The great song, Fast Car. She's writing a. A sequel that involves a hybrid, interestingly enough. Yeah, Just quiet, keep up with the times.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Gris]

Barely hear it when I drive around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quiet. Okay. I've always had a problem with this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Make fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in 1964. Iron Ziering.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

From Beverly Hills.

[Chick McGee]

How many Emmys Oscars did he win?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Gris]

Overlooked for the Sharknado franchise.

[Chick McGee]

He kind of started that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that his idea?

[Tom Gris]

I don't think it was his idea, but he was.

[Chick McGee]

He was there.

[Tom Gris]

He was the face of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to spend every waking moment telling people. No, it's pronounced iron.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that'd get old.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What. What's the source story on that? That's got to be.

[Chick McGee]

It's his name.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted to stand out in Hollywood, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

The story on it is you do this with everybody's name. If it doesn't pass your muster, you get irked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you, Chike. See? Happy birthday, Secretariat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Big Red.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was a horse, right?

[Chick McGee]

Secretary had a him about Dustin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Secretary Teen Inches Long has the track records that all three of those tracks. Yeah, right.

[Tom Gris]

And by the way, we refer to that horse now as administrative assistant.

[Chick McGee]

If you watch Secretariat, it wasn't the Derby or whichever one he won by. Like he was in another time zone. By the second. Yeah, the second horse. It's amazing how many lengths. I don't know.

[Henry Cho]

See, that's.

[Chick McGee]

And that's another thing about horse racing. Give me a inches and feet or maybe kilometers.

[Tom Gris]

I'll.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do the conversion. But don't start saying lengths. I don't know what is.

[Bob Kevoian]

And fifth and fifths of a second. It's just the tradition.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to. It's great. I don't care for it. They're up to something.

[Tom Gris]

They're trying to hide something.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Gris]

Smoking mirrors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that'll do it for our history lesson. And Kristi, you promised nudity in the grocery store.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Pennsylvania police arrested a naked woman who allegedly attacked people at a Pittsburgh grocery store. According to the criminal complaint, the White Oak Police Department responded to the report of an irate woman who'd taken off all her clothes and was throwing items around at the giant eagle.

[Tom Gris]

Just a tantrum.

[Pat Godwin]

53 year old Tammy Canut.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you spell her name?

[Pat Godwin]

C A, N, U, T. C, A,

[Tom Gris]

N, U, T. You know, I was going to.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say maybe Canute or. But you know, that is an anagram.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is a. Thank you, Josh. I was just gonna ask you if you were playing the anagram game with her last names. N U, X. You know, we twist this one over that way. That goes that way. And yes, per.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps that's misspelled. Her name was comp.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's 53 years old.

[Pat Godwin]

She's old enough to know better.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's naked and she's throwing stuff and assaulting people in a grocery store.

[Pat Godwin]

She was taken into custody on charges including simple assault and indecent expenses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, here's the capper. This is my favorite part of the story. Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

The woman. Wear me out. The woman had a dog in a stroller. The dog is reported to be in good health and at a local dog risk.

[Tom Gris]

Well, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

A dog rescue.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That took the dog away from her.

[Pat Godwin]

She can't have the dog in jail.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had the dog in a stroller in a grocery store. Gee, is that the first time you've got a psycho with you?

[Tom Gris]

Shouldn't it only be indecent exposure if the person is ugly?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Gris]

Otherwise, you know what? That's some decent exposure.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you've seen the photographs, it's indecent.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's. And she's clothed in that picture.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, you know, What?

[Chick McGee]

I loved her in Misery.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was naked. She was. You know what she was looking for in the grocery store, Josh?

[Tom Gris]

The makeup aisle?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dressing. A wig

[Chick McGee]

Dressing. Because she was naked. See?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've. There's a video that they've pixelated up. It shouldn't be the giant eagle. It should be the giant bush. At least it was easy to prove she wasn't shoplifting when you naked. Yeah, I got nothing on me.

[Tom Gris]

Yeah. How about in here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the whole prison purse. Thank you very much. Well, we'll try to do better tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

We would have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

We appreciate your indulgence. I'll remind you that the pop up shop is still open so you can check that out at bob and tom.com. we got a new app too. We got a new app and our website is all remade and remodel. Looks great.

[Chick McGee]

See you next week. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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