The BOB & TOM Show - March 31, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 31, 2026 – Episode Summary

Episode Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is packed with the show's signature blend of irreverent comedy, light-hearted talk, playful banter, listener letters, discussion of quirky news, and musical parody. The hosts riff on major league stadium food, odd collectibles, clothing disputes, cultural trends, sports updates, and a generous helping of bodily function humor. Recurring themes include generational language, strange town names, bad habits, and a steady stream of observational jokes about everyday life and pop culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. K-Pop Meals at McDonald's and Spring Sales

• [00:00–01:15]
  Christy Lee introduces the new K-Pop Demon Hunters "Saja Boys" and "Hunt Trick's" meals at McDonald's, joking about their battle for fans.
  Chick McGee and Pat Godwin have a mock-respectful standoff, parodying fast food promotions.

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2. Sister Joan: Musical/Poetic Comedy Segment

• [01:21–03:42]
  A dramatic, humorous reading describes “Sister Joan” meeting the motorcycle-riding outlaw Snake McGinty in the desert. The story grows steadily more absurd, blending parody, innuendo, and pulpy tropes.
  Notable Quote:
  “Sister Joan says, ‘holy Ghost, please tell me that you're joking.’ … My name is Snake. I'm wanted in five states … you're my forbidden fruit, and I need a little taste.”
  — Narrator, [01:35–03:04]

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3. Banter on Travel, Clothing, and Food

• [03:42–06:28]
  Chick jokes about Christy just returning from reporting on troop movements in Laos (satirical). A tangent about clothes labeling (e.g., “Made in Vietnam”), triggers references to the Vietnam War, Nike factories, and generational attitudes.
  Tom discusses a friend’s Vietnam trip and Anthony Bourdain’s praise for Vietnamese cuisine.
  Chick introduces the concept of “donut pizza” at MLB stadiums.
  A running argument ensues over proper shirt etiquette, sleeve length, and sweatpants.
  Notable Quote:
  “He thinks less of you is what he's trying to say.”
  — Christy Lee (to Chick, on Tom’s clothing opinions), [06:36]

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4. Home & Yard Tasks, “Spring” Rituals, and Getting Fiberglass Splinters

• [07:07–09:08]
  Tom shares his spring ritual of removing driveway snow markers and getting fiberglass splinters despite using gloves, sparking a dialogue about chores and “working hands.”

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5. Foot Fungus & Laser Treatment

• [09:08–10:16]
  Tom discusses his three-year battle with toe fungus and his upcoming laser therapy.
  Memorable Moment:
  Tom jokes about feeling like James Bond in “Goldfinger” while getting his foot lasered.
  Quote:
  “No, Mr. Tom, I expect you to die.”
  — Tom (paraphrasing Goldfinger villain), [09:59]

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6. Listener Letters – Language Pet Peeves, Town Names, and Expressions

• [16:09–31:29]
  Emails address language quirks (“all of a sudden” vs. “all the sudden”) and tease Tom’s grammar.
  Debate over the origin of “my dogs are barking” (meaning tired feet); they trace it to 1920s British and American slang.
  Conversation about quirky city names: Boring, Oregon; Wanker's Corner; Knock Em Stiff, Ohio; Dick Shooter, Idaho; Fillmore and Beaver, Utah.
  Classic juvenile humor around these names abounds.

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7. Collectibles: Coins, Quarters, and Errors

• [25:07–27:10]
  Christy shares a story of misprinted Wyoming state quarters depicting a ‘pooping horse’ worth over $2,000.
  Segues into further coin-related jokes and a mock discussion about legendary “erection pennies.”

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8. Footwear, Socks, & Laundry Antics

• [23:47–24:45]
  Banter over penny loafers, slip-on shoes, “footies,” and going sockless (and resulting issues).
  Jokes about bar smells hiding shoe odors.

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9. Song Segment: "Pimple on My Balls"

• [17:22–18:48]
  Pat Godwin performs a comedic song about personal hygiene, blending medical advice and raunchy humor. Quote:
  "I check my satchel every fall, I do a self-examination that leads to masturbation."
  — Pat Godwin (singing), [18:38]

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10. Entertainment & Sports Discussions

• [34:43–69:59]
• Sports:
  • Major League Baseball’s donut pizza at Coors Field (Colorado Rockies). Responses vary from enthusiasm to disgust.
  • Super Bowl locations for coming years announced: LA, Atlanta, Las Vegas.
  • Replacement referees and referee union debates in NFL.
• Tiger Woods:
  • Refusal to hire a driver, car crash humor, and running jokes about his inability to avoid accidents.
  • “He should drive a Cadillac. That way he could blame it on his Caddy.”
    — Tom, [71:58]
• TV & Culture:
  • Critiques on rotating TV shows, Kurt Russell’s hair, American dialogue writing, and judgments on modern entertainment.

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11. Food & Drink: Fried Bologna, Tea, and Hot Dog Bourbon

• [46:13–51:00], [101:29–102:58]
• Tom instructs on preventing fried bologna from curling—a kitchen tip.
• Iced tea preferences (orange over lemon slice) and sweetener controversies at restaurants.
• Discussion (and skepticism) about “I Got That Dog In Me” bourbon, made with hot dog water, available at Costco for $85.99.
  Quote:
  “I would try that quicker than I would the oxtail soup. I spoke. I misspoke. I would drink that whole bottle.”
  — Chick McGee, [102:26]

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12. Generational Quirks and Old Tech: Cassettes, Typewriters, and Clothing

• [123:24–127:20]
• At Cornell, a professor requires one essay per semester to be typed on real typewriters, to the students’ (and hosts’) horror.
• Maxell releases a throwback Bluetooth cassette player. Nostalgia for cassette tapes, boomboxes, and the classic Maxell “blown-away man” ad is revisited.

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13. Weird Science & Googly Eyes

• [142:29–143:13]
• Researchers deter seagulls from food by putting “googly eyes” on food packaging—relying on animal awareness of being watched.
• Similar approaches to protect African cattle from lions by painting eyes on their rumps, based on the predator’s caution when they think they've been spotted.

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14. News of the Absurd: Drunken Horseback Riding & Exotic Animal Stories

• [147:29–149:32]
• Story of a man arrested for DUI while riding a horse home from a liquor store.
• Debate on whether it’s fair to charge someone with DUI on horseback.
• Python hunting in the Everglades discussed; jokes about snake omelets and python eggs.

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15. Male “G-Spot” & Banjo String Humor

• [91:01–93:45]
• Christy Lee presents a study identifying the frenular delta (“banjo string”) as a major male erogenous zone.
• The hosts riff on anatomical terminology and its many slang names.
• Tom tries (and fails) to connect "banjo on my knee" to the anatomical term, met with mockery.

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16. Easter & PETA’s Potato Proposal

• [107:01–108:15]
• PETA proposes people dye potatoes instead of eggs for Easter, sparking jokes about potato rights, plastic eggs, and loaded baked potatoes.
• History of Easter eggs and rabbits traced back to pagan and Christian traditions.
  Quote:
  “I would pay $1,000 to go to an underground supper club where we kill and eat a PETA member.”
  — Josh Arnold [107:46]

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17. Historical Birthday Run & Impression Segment

• [115:06–119:19]
• History highlights: René Descartes (“I think, therefore I am”), Johann Sebastian Bach, Jack Johnson, and Gordie Howe.
• Discussion of Christopher Walken impressions.
• Kevin Pollak’s impression is played, including the non-sequitur Walken line:
  “Frankenstein never scared me.”
  — Kevin Pollak as Walken, [120:09]

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18. Lightning Round: Miscellaneous

• Sock burning festival in Annapolis, Maryland
• Stolen Bud Light truck pursuit in Evansville, Indiana
• Red sky over Western Australia from dust and cyclones
• News of Disneyland Paris’s “Frozen Land” and the British royals visiting America

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "[On introducing ‘Sister Joan’] Her mind protects her vows with God, but her body picks the locks."
  — Narrator, [02:48]

• "You ever make love to a lady wearing LA Gear tennis shoes?"
  — Jeff Oskay, [60:35]

• "You know me, I love all puppets."
  — Tom, [22:09]

• "With all the betting going on, the NFL is trying to make sure they don't screw it up like last year."
  — Tom, [64:32]

• "Do you ever forget you've ordered something, and like three months later you get this package?"
  — Tom, [35:49]

• “You’re talking out your ass because your mouth knows better.”
  — Chick McGee reading listener mail, [29:51]

• "You can't just do Waffle House waitresses. You gotta have somebody."
  — Tom on Tiger Woods dating, [68:57]

• "Is the dong still in there?"
  — Chick, [140:20] (discussing Schrödinger’s dong, scientific uncertainty over paternity with identical twins)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Start Time | End Time | |--------------------------------|-----------|----------| | K-Pop Meals / Fast Food Ads | 00:00 | 01:15 | | Sister Joan Comedy Piece | 01:21 | 03:42 | | Donut Pizza / Food at Ballparks| 05:09 | 07:02 | | Toe Fungus & Laser Story | 09:08 | 10:16 | | Listener Letters: Language | 16:09 | 20:49 | | State Quarters: Pooping Horse | 25:07 | 27:10 | | Coin Collecting Banter | 27:12 | 29:38 | | “Pimple on My Balls” Song | 17:22 | 18:48 | | Male G-Spot / Banjo String | 91:01 | 93:45 | | Drunk on Horseback Story | 147:29 | 149:32 | | Googly Eyes Science Story | 142:29 | 143:13 | | Super Bowl Location Announcement| 54:13 | 56:29 |

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Tone & Style

• Playful, mocking, irreverent, occasionally juvenile — classic BOB & TOM
• Loosely structured with spontaneous riffing
• Frequent sidebars into nostalgia, cultural observations, and running gags
• Occasional raunch and double entendre
• Panel consistently calls out Tom’s odd segues, verbal quirks, and "judgmental" asides

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For Those Who Haven't Listened

This episode will suit fans of classic morning radio humor—quick pivots, musical parodies, and deeply unserious takes on sports, news, and pop culture. The humor ranges from broad physical jokes and wordplay to saucy songs and affectionate ribbing.

• Expect tangential stories, running in-jokes, and periodic eruptions of laughter.
• The panel’s dynamic is teasing but comradely; much is made of each other’s habits, weaknesses, and personalities.
• The show maintains a high pace with smooth topic transitions and listener engagement.

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Transcript

[Christy Lee]

K Pop Demon Hunters Saja Boys Breakfast meal and Hunt Trick's meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja Boys could take

[Chick McGee]

breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

It is an honor to share.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's our honor.

[Pat Godwin]

It is our larger honor.

[Chick McGee]

No, really stop.

[Christy Lee]

You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side Ba da ba ba ba and participate

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Narrator]

Sister Joan, age 54, ignores the desert sun, the stranded church bus smoking. No sign of anyone. Buzzards circle overhead. Panic starts to set. The kids are getting restless, her habit soaked with sweat. The minutes become hours. She wobbles in the heat. Then a distant engine roars approaching from the east. She squints through horn rimmed glasses. Her pure heart skips a beat. Snake McGinty's Harley hog parts the dusty heat. Black leather clad from head to toe, his eyelids barely open. Sister Joan says, holy Ghost, please tell me that you're joking. He parks his Harley, stands 6 foot 4, then gives her a nod. Through leather pants, his manhood shows. She rolls her eyes at God.

[Chick McGee]

Having trouble?

[Narrator]

He barely mumbles. Yes sir, she replies. He pops the hood, takes off his shirt. She covers up her eyes. Kids, she says. Back on the bus. Everyone be good. Her fingers part. Her eyes take in his reflection off the hood. She grips her rosary tight with guilt and stares down at her socks. Her mind protects her vows with God, but her body picks the locks. He bends to check the fan belt. Her nipples say hello. Her eyes climb up his leather chaps like a snail with vertigo. She shakes her head and shuts her eyes. Her legs start feeding her. Lord, she says, for work like this, I'm making lousy money.

[Chick McGee]

He shuts the hood.

[Narrator]

My name is Snake. I'm wanted in five states, she says, snake, you're my forbidden fruit, and I need a little taste. The kids look on in disbelief. The kiss is slow, then faster. Cheering rocks the school bus until she says, snake, let's ditch these bastards. As they left, the kids screamed, no. She turned around and waved. Her next confession killed a priest. Lasted seven days. For years, the scandal rocked the church, but she rebuilt their trust. She still teaches Sunday school, but she doesn't drive the bus.

[Tom]

Hey, there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Ho, there. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, just back from. See, where would you be? Laos.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Reporting on the latest troop movements.

[Tom]

Yeah. They're gone, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, they're all gone, out of Laos.

[Christy Lee]

But there are other places.

[Chick McGee]

I found a couple Nike factories, but everything I buy now, some of them, it says, made in Vietnam.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be a trigger for people? I mean, not at all. I mean, it didn't stop me from buying it, but I don't. I don't. I don't know. How do they feel about it? I wasn't in Vietnam. I plainly remember when they said, nope, no more draft, and I went, shoo.

[Tom]

Call Rob Schneider.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

No, you know what?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like that guy. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby in a beautiful Jim Otto jersey from the Oakland Raiders. There you go. Double, double zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, looks cool.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello. Tom Howard.

[Tom]

A friend of mine just got back from Vietnam.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful.

[Tom]

I guess it was the best food he's ever had in his life.

[Christy Lee]

I bet.

[Tom]

In fact, what's the guy's. Anthony Bourdain famously said he would move there. The food was so.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Speaking of food, we have more. More food for Major League Baseball stadiums.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yum.

[Chick McGee]

I got two words for you.

[Tom]

Hot and dog, I hope.

[Chick McGee]

Donut pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'll. Yeah, that'll snap your head.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you. Where do you. Where do you see the. The picture of the donut pizza?

[Christy Lee]

I know you pointed out what I'm wearing, but. Yeah, Josh, spring is sprung.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, rocking the short sleeves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

That means that it's definitely summer, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. My policy is I will never wear short sleeves again.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing but tank tops for me. From Al. I like long sleeves.

[Christy Lee]

Even when it's 85.

[Chick McGee]

Even in the summer. I've been doing that especially now.

[Tom]

30 years. You just roll them up?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You push them up. You look cool.

[Christy Lee]

You're wearing short sleeves right now.

[Tom]

This is a golf shirt. Well, it's still short now, but a shirt that buttons all the way down, you don't get short sleeves.

[Chick McGee]

Did Josh. Is it me?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Or the way he behaves during conversation? Is it. Is it at least puzzling just a little bit puzzling?

[Tom]

Chick, I'm disappointed in you. I thought you would know the distinction between a golf shirt and a. The buttons all the way.

[Josh Arnold]

So you.

[Christy Lee]

That's not the point. We didn't say.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think it looks bad?

[Tom]

No, it's just not.

[Chick McGee]

No, certainly not.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just not done.

[Christy Lee]

No, not done.

[Tom]

I own none of those.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

But you don't mind it on other people?

[Tom]

Yes. I just think it's just shows a little something about their.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Christy Lee]

He thinks less of you is what he's trying to say.

[Tom]

Precisely.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew that I could be wearing

[Chick McGee]

anything when I unload this. I'm wearing sweatpants today. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you are.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

They're good ones, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, these.

[Pat Godwin]

That's high end right there.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't want to say anything, but they are Lulu's.

[Tom]

Do you have a pocket in the back?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom]

Then there's no point.

[Chick McGee]

I got two pockets.

[Tom]

Where do you keep your wallet?

[Chick McGee]

I got ways, man. Okay.

[Tom]

I'm not gonna steal that.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom]

For me, spring is sprung yesterday and I made a mistake. You know those big. Those sticks you put in your driveway to market so that the plow doesn't go on your grass? I decided. I made an executive decision. I figured since they're closing the ski resorts out west, that means that I. I can. I can count on there being no more snow here, which is.

[Christy Lee]

Right. That's fair. We.

[Chick McGee]

Which right now kind of is a roll to die.

[Tom]

I said I'm gonna. I'm gonna pull most of them out.

[Christy Lee]

We pulled all ours out.

[Chick McGee]

We pulled ours out, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I've said this on the air before every. I always remember to go back to my garage, get my work gloves and pull them out. But I thought, ah, there can't be it. And of course, I've now got several tiny little shards of fiberglass in my hand. I don't know how they. Even though. When they're painted and that. So I've got the.

[Chick McGee]

If I rub my hand like, ah, what is happening?

[Christy Lee]

What is wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Bummer.

[Tom]

I Don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You have soft hands.

[Tom]

I do?

[Chick McGee]

You've never worked a day in your life, do you know that?

[Tom]

Spent the entire weekend doing various chores.

[Christy Lee]

But he wears nice rubber gloves.

[Chick McGee]

A silver ladle.

[Tom]

I wear gloves. I wear work gloves and a button up long sleeve shirt. Then I roll up the sleeves like a gentleman does in this world.

[Chick McGee]

What do I do with these two facts that just. Just your. Your hands are so soft. You get fiberglass.

[Tom]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Particles.

[Tom]

No, I should never. And I. I know those things that can happen. And it happened again.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe it never happened to me.

[Tom]

And you probably have. Maybe you were buying more expensive orange sticks to put in your driveway. Do you have sticks in your driveway?

[Christy Lee]

We took ours out.

[Chick McGee]

Me and the girls went out there and we took them out. I let them out in the front yard. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

I did that yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

A whole new world for the dogs.

[Tom]

The front yard, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Where'd this yard been? What the hell's going on anyway? And also, you forget yesterday, the big news with you. We all can't wait for you to have your feet lasered. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's coming up soon, right, Sharice? Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

When is it coming? When are you doing that?

[Tom]

I've got to get found out when the appointment is. Kelly was making it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I. I honestly would love to accompany you if you'd let.

[Tom]

No. I've been dealing for three years with this.

[Chick McGee]

Three years? Yeah. Boy, when that fungus.

[Tom]

Toe fungus. I don't know where I got it. I don't go anywhere in bare feet except something at the gym, so I must have gotten it there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, watch this. You know when that fungus gets a toehold.

[Tom]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to get rid of a fungus among us.

[Tom]

I am a fungus among you. And I. But I tried. I did a prescription. I did a prescription topical. I did a prescription. But my. Apparently that prescription you're supposed to take for. It's really bad for your liver or something. So I'm gonna try this laser thing. I'll let you know.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom]

I'm hoping it's really cool you get to lie down like James Bond and Goldfinger. No, Mr. Tom, I expect you to die.

[Christy Lee]

Rubium chromium laser.

[Tom]

Ruby chromium laser, my dear. That's one of the great scenes in all of cinema.

[Chick McGee]

Does he say that? Does he actually say that or. We build it up over the years. That's how we will be.

[Tom]

Chromium. No, I made that up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom]

One of my friends built One in high school.

[Christy Lee]

A ruby chromium laser.

[Tom]

That's the only reason I know that phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Build a layer.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So he's like. He's a laser and a feet off book.

[Tom]

He was. His goal was to be able to cut through steel. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure how it happened.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing now?

[Tom]

I don't know. I could. I could probably. He's got a very common name, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what would that be?

[Christy Lee]

Like? John Smith.

[Tom]

He's both his first name and last name are in the top.

[Chick McGee]

Like five Tom Brown.

[Tom]

So it's something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

You're very close, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Of course I am one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom]

By the way, I got one of them. That was a Sister Joan from Paul Gilmartin. And that was a special request from Mr. Duff. Mr. Duff says it's on my bucket list. And he wanted us to start the show with Sister. Sister Joan. It's his favorite. So with Easter just around the corner. Happy to do that, Mr. For Mr. Duff, I believe, attended our opening day festivities last week. Thank you very much. Now, speaking of that, we do have. We're keeping the pop. What is it called? The Pop Up Shop. The Pop Up Shop, yeah. Thank you, Christie. The Pop Up Shop is still up. Going to leave it up for the rest of the week, I've been told. And among other things, we have the new bucket hat. And the.

[Christy Lee]

With a little more disdain, will you.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's nice.

[Tom]

I just.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I was out in the yard earlier, Josh, and I noticed I. I almost stepped in a pile of bucket hats.

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that hat would be great for you to walk the dogs in.

[Tom]

I know. I need to get one.

[Chick McGee]

Put that on right now.

[Tom]

I want to see you in that bucket hat momentarily. I.

[Josh Arnold]

That

[Tom]

we still have some of the special opening day T shirts, commemorative shirts. And that's cool because we're giving the money to Brave Gowns, a charity that some nice ladies that. So a little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. It's really fun. And you can. You can donate directly to them if you want. We've got a link on our website. Also, you can buy the T shirt. We'll give them the money. Whatever works. We'd be happy to do that for you. Coming up. This is a great news day. I'm really excited.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of news today.

[Tom]

We've got a ridiculous story coming out of PETA. We have.

[Josh Arnold]

Their hearts are always in the right place.

[Tom]

This one's really Funny.

[Chick McGee]

Get ridiculous in my next life. I may need a press agent. And if I do, I'm hiring Peters.

[Tom]

Yeah, they're good.

[Chick McGee]

They're very good.

[Tom]

They are good. We have a stick on googly eyes in science news.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those.

[Chick McGee]

Those are everything. Everywhere, all at once or something. That.

[Tom]

That movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they put it. Yeah, there was some under.

[Tom]

Under a. I didn't see that, but

[Chick McGee]

there's a. I put eyes on a rock or something.

[Tom]

Well, there's a googly eyes in science news today.

[Chick McGee]

It's Google googly eyes.

[Tom]

And also there's an explanation as to why Tiger woods won't hire a driver.

[Christy Lee]

I saw that yesterday. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Some guys get killed by testosterone poisoning. Yeah, this might be it.

[Tom]

And there is a bizarre connection, Josh, between Anheuser Busch, your front lawn.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom]

It's not barfing out of fertilizer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Tom]

Well, Tiger woods may not be a good driver. Watch this. Josh, you might want to write this down.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom]

Tiger woods might not be a good driver. Picking up the topic, but Christy Lee sure is.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You know why? Because I have a beautiful Hyundai Tucson hybrid that I love and I wouldn't want anything horrible to happen to it. So I'm very cautious.

[Tom]

You won't let Tiger drive it?

[Christy Lee]

No, I won't. Plus, it has a lot of self driving features that keep me on the road and keep me safe. You could get into a Hyundai right now in the getaway sales event with a deal that is just amazing. If you're not into the Tucson, if you need something a little bigger, what about the Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid? You're going to love the Tucson, though, trust me. Also, if you're a sedan person, the Elantra is just waiting for you to check it out. It's got the latest in technology and it's so comfortable to drive. And then the all electric Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9 is also part of the getaway sales event. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you'll love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com.

[Tom]

oh, sorry. Thank you very much. I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes?

[Tom]

Let's just say you get a gig as a greeter at a store, which I appreciate that, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to Walmart.

[Chick McGee]

You like that? I like that.

[Tom]

You walk in, you go, hey, by the way. I'm, I'm looking for the frisbees. Oh, they're over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of the way, old broad is what I say.

[Tom]

So you're saying hello to people. So technically, would that be. You're on Howdy Doody.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom]

This is Howdy Doody.

[Josh Arnold]

The head shaking for me.

[Tom]

Ah, the arbiter of all comedy. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

He's got the guitar. He's got the organ. He's got the, the lead singer shirt on.

[Tom]

He's got the mojo.

[Chick McGee]

Got his mojo.

[Tom]

Short a button up short sleeve.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, button up short sleeve.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, chicken. I didn't get the memo. Everybody's wearing black shirts.

[Chick McGee]

I thought I'd shock the world and wear a light gray. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, home slice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that very home slice.

[Tom]

Is that a. Is that a hip hop thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was maybe a one.

[Tom]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think we might have said that in high school.

[Tom]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Yeah, home slice.

[Tom]

Ah, like homie.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And that means it's time for email from our listeners brought to you by sleep number. Your last chance to get select sleep number mattresses. Oh, man. Tell me.

[Christy Lee]

I love my bed.

[Chick McGee]

I can hear very, very quiet. You can hear your bed come to me. Take up to 30, 40% off sleep numbers. Top rated beds only at a sleep number store or sleep number dot com. What do you have over there, Tom? I've got a request.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's got a request.

[Tom]

Patty G. Oh. Oh, we didn't hear too many songs from you yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I was hurting yesterday. Had a shoulder issue. Very distracted.

[Tom]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Today I feel good.

[Tom]

Okay, well, you'll need your guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, here it is.

[Tom]

The request is for a song about the saccular area.

[Pat Godwin]

I got about 7. Narrow it down of the, of the,

[Christy Lee]

of the, the saccular area.

[Tom]

We like to use scientific terms of the male genitalia.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, talk about his balls.

[Josh Arnold]

The scrotum.

[Tom]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

The mailbag. The nutcase.

[Tom]

Very, very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like to hear it?

[Chick McGee]

Home of the guy. Goo yeah.

[Tom]

There we go. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

You know it is about my balls, Christy. And you know I got a pimple on my balls. Hey, I saw it in the bathroom. I went to take a piss. I said what the hell is this? I got a pimple in my balls. It was at the bottom of my sack. All hiding by my crack. You must check yourself for lumps. Our bumps both big and small. I got a pimple on my booze. How did it get the hell down there? Nestled in my pubic hair. It is quite a spectacle. Christy. A pustula. My testicles. Should I leave it? Should I pop? Will this acne ever stop? I used to get them on my face. Oh. But never such a place like pimple my balls. Girls get bumps on their vagine where they shave to make it shine. Pimples on their naughty bits. Some get sits on the tips of their nose. I got you

[Tom]

baby cream.

[Pat Godwin]

I check my satchel every fall I do a self examination that leads to masturbation. I got a pimple on my balls.

[Chick McGee]

Pop. Pop, pop.

[Tom]

Ah, yes. And what accent was that again?

[Pat Godwin]

Mildly Latino.

[Tom]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I mix about five countries so no one gets hurt.

[Tom]

Okay. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tom]

By the way. That's a request from Todd for his son.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom]

Who was a junior in high school. That's his. That's his favorite new song.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom]

Thank you, Todd. Taking the time and trouble to write. And it sounds like he got a son with a great sense of humor. Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's.

[Tom]

Let's pass the letter reading baton Back to Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob. A top show. I am glad to see that Chick and Josh resolved whatever beef kept them out of being in the studio together for two weeks. Next time. Pistols at dawn. We considered that. Will someone please tell Mr. Ivy League that the phrase is all of a sudden not all the sudden. It irritates me.

[Tom]

What?

[Chick McGee]

It's all of a sudden. Not all this. She says. You say all of a sudden instead of all of a sudden. I don't. I. I don't remember. You say so many things that irritate me. It's hard to pick out one.

[Josh Arnold]

But in fact I. I would say suddenly is really the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The impact.

[Tom]

That song. Suddenly last Summer. Remember that one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Suddenly. Seymour Isn't.

[Josh Arnold]

That's from Little Shop. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lastly.

[Tom]

Wasn't Suddenly last Summer a movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Old movie or something based on a Tennessee Williams play. And they.

[Tom]

They turned it into.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah. The mo. Is it the Motel.

[Tom]

Great song.

[Christy Lee]

Great song.

[Tom]

I'm sorry. So what is our writer say? It's supposed to be Martha Davis.

[Chick McGee]

All of a. You say all of a sudden. She says it's all of a sudden.

[Josh Arnold]

I just assumed you were saying it quickly. All of a sudden. I've never heard. You know, all of a sudden.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we tease you a lot, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, it's even kind of all a sudden.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who cares?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we can't ask for windbags.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you get back to Thailand and let us read the line? Okay, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Take the ammo out of your pockets. Interest.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of like Rod with the emu. What's that guy's name?

[Chick McGee]

Rod Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't that sort of Rod?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you do look like Rod Hall. We need a picture of Rad hall and Christie's eyes.

[Tom]

And by the way, for those of you unfamiliar with the show, sadly, sadly, Mr. Hull is gone.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom]

But if you get a Chance, go on YouTube. And Rod Hull had this emu puppet.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom]

It is so funny. In a world where nothing seems to be funny, it's hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like him.

[Chick McGee]

Single second is a whole.

[Josh Arnold]

And I liked that hideous Madam puppet.

[Pat Godwin]

Madam. Yeah, that was funny.

[Tom]

He was in here.

[Chick McGee]

He was in the studio with Madam. Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

And he was. I'll tell you what, it was called Waylon and Madam. He was Waylon Flowers, one of the nicest guys. He was. He was making off the air. He was making really dark jokes about some stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot say of when he was here was.

[Tom]

It was. But he was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom]

And I. What I loved about that was there was no. There was no pretending that the lips weren't moving or that it wasn't. There's sticks and God. He was. But you know me, I love all puppets.

[Chick McGee]

So I remember him doing something on. I forget which show I caught him on, but he had. Has Madam. And she's on his arm and he's. She's rocking up and down. Watch, you know, and what are you doing, Madam? And she goes, I'm watching this girl act. We're watching a porn. Of course. Dear Bob and Tom show. The roots of My dogs are Barking is finally revealed.

[Tom]

I never heard that expression. And then I did.

[Christy Lee]

We were shocked by that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cartoonist, right? From the.

[Tom]

It means your feet hurt.

[Chick McGee]

This is from D. Scott. D. Scott in Holdridge, Nebraska. My dogs are barking is a colloquial expression fairly prevalent throughout the English speaking world. And my feet are aching and tired. The expression dates from 1920. Dogs has been both British and US slang for feet since the early 20th century. In the American case, not known why dogs were associated with feet, but in the British case, probably derived from rhyming slang. Dogs meet feet. I don't understand that. The theory that Americans adopted this meaning after hearing British immigrants using it remains unproven. My Dogs are Barking has been known and used in both the UK and the US since about 1920. In 1958, the US of comfort shoes. Hush puppies. Inspired by the expression my dogs are barking because.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it hushes the puppy.

[Chick McGee]

It hushes the puppies.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered why they call them.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom]

How about that? That explains it.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom]

Well, certainly good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Crystal clear.

[Tom]

Did you ever have those loafers where you would. Obviously penny loafers where you would put the penny in.

[Chick McGee]

I would. Absolutely. I had a pair.

[Tom]

Has that disappeared forever?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're in fact with the penny, the bassweet. Well, the penny loafer was big this fall.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say I put a dime in mine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yours.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my. But I.

[Tom]

First class.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you have glass regions?

[Tom]

I. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Tom]

But I, I. That does remind me. We have a story. Maybe we could squeeze this in.

[Christy Lee]

But they're slip ons. You don't wear slip on shoes?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom]

Do you have.

[Chick McGee]

Would you wear a slip on shoe with a footy?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom]

You know what a footy is? No.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a. No. Absolutely. No show.

[Christy Lee]

No show Sock.

[Chick McGee]

Sock for your foot?

[Tom]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You've never heard of a footy?

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom]

I have those. Yeah. I don't care for those. They scoot back on my heel.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta get the right hands. You gotta get the right one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You gotta get the right socks.

[Tom]

I didn't wear socks for years. It was glorious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you prefer no socks?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but.

[Tom]

Yeah, I can't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't your. Didn't your shoes at one point, because you'd done that for so long, get a little gummy on the inside?

[Tom]

Yeah, but it didn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

The smell of the bar, the vomit, the booze and the cigarette smoke and the bar lips. No. No one can smell anything. Anyway, we have a really cool story about quarters. Christy, did I give that to you?

[Chick McGee]

Quarter. The coin.

[Tom]

Do you remember the setup on this is. I forget what year it was. It wasn't that long ago. Every state, over a period of time got to do their own. The coinage for the quarter.

[Christy Lee]

And you got the map and you would collect the Coins. And you would stick on the map.

[Tom]

And each state had a spec.

[Josh Arnold]

Montana.

[Chick McGee]

That kind of thing.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The Onion had South Dakota debating whether they should put Mount Rushmore on quarter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course there's.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell else would it be?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The so called Pooping Horse quarter. A coin honoring the state of Wyoming could be worth more than 25 cents. According to the Cowboy State Daily. The coin was the result of a printing error that caused the backside of the bucking horse to appear to be defecating. In 2017, one of the Wyoming state quarters sold for $2,115.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

A record price for that issue from the Mile High collection.

[Tom]

So I guess a handful of them had something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Go weird in the stamping process.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Okay.

[Tom]

There it is. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yes. But it's a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

We're looking at a photograph of it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom]

Yeah. I don't really see it.

[Christy Lee]

Would you pay $2,000 for that?

[Tom]

Somebody would.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't collect kinds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Either.

[Chick McGee]

Ever.

[Tom]

I have a. Do you have the dime that has FDR sharding in the pool?

[Josh Arnold]

Dude.

[Chick McGee]

When it was in Hot Springs. Right.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My great grandmother had that framed on her wall.

[Chick McGee]

The greatest American that ever lived. Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

[Tom]

This is the. The so called pooping corridor. Is. Was. This is the state. That's the state quarter of Wyoming.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom]

Okay. Pooping Horse is the lazy cousin of Crazy Horse. The great indigenous leader. Crazy Horse his cousin. Just like any. Like any population.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Every.

[Tom]

You could be a Chinese. You've always got that one lazy cousin. You know the guy that really never gets a gig and ends up staying over a lot. Steals your pot. You know what I'm talking about, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Pooping Horse. Once again. Crazy Horses lazy.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom]

Did you ever get that Lincoln Petty where he's got the erection?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. And I. I've heard tell.

[Tom]

But yeah. Yeah yeah.

[Chick McGee]

To. I bet you Abraham Lincoln was indeed.

[Christy Lee]

He had to have been tall guy.

[Chick McGee]

Look at his hands.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think you can be that tall and not have a Pringles can.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Maybe Mary Todd wasn't so crazy after all. You know, that's.

[Tom]

Maybe that's what drove her nuts.

[Christy Lee]

He had that gangly look. So he might have had a gangly wean.

[Tom]

He did have the high voice though. Isn't there a correspondence? Correspondence between a deep voice and a well hung gent?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom]

Asol.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the President of the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

That was pretty good. Pretty Damn good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very good. He's in a. There's another one on Netflix. His son directed it. I guess I forget anemone or whatever the hell.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks unwatchable.

[Tom]

Can you do. It looks joyless.

[Chick McGee]

But, you know, I thought that about Phantom Thread and I started.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I was transfixed for two hours.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody watching the Madison?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom]

I've been walking by the TV and I'd like to.

[Christy Lee]

Someone has it on, so the girls are watching it. I did last night. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

I just. I'm not gonna say anything.

[Tom]

It's got a lot of the fun, pretty photography. Looks good. Kurt Russell has the greatest head of hair of any man his age on earth, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd like to see that. Looks nice.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of trout fishing.

[Chick McGee]

Tom noticed Kurt Russell's hair.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

He likes.

[Tom]

Well, it's because I would rather watch that than listen to the crappy dialogue and the stupid storyline. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You said you didn't watch it. You just walked.

[Tom]

I walked by long enough to hear the terrible writing.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, you are so judgmental.

[Tom]

That's the problem with American culture. And I don't know if people are.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy, you poo Pooed it just now, subtly.

[Christy Lee]

I did not poop it.

[Pat Godwin]

You said it looks good. And I know what.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show William here from Boring, Oregon. There's a true. A real place. I don't know if Tom has heard the phrase, but I'm sure this he needs to hear it more often. William says his father used to tell him this all the time. You're talking out your ass because your mouth knows better.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You're talking out your ass because your mouth knows better.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Love the show.

[Tom]

Will, Oregon and Boring. Oh, we got a correction here. That reminds. Because we had that list of unusual city names and town names, and there was. What was it? Spit shooter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom]

Dick shooter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dick Shooter, Idaho. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay, here we go. This comes to us from Joshua. Nope. No, it doesn't.

[Narrator]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

It's got a nice tree, though.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, hang on. We're not. This isn't the show that goes out. That's a rehearsal show.

[Tom]

No, Joshua wrote. I didn't mean to read this, but he wrote, I went to see Willie at the Starved Rock Lodge. Willie tore it up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom]

He goes, I'll see you in Chai Town, Willie. Okay, now, sorry, we. It's about the. The. One of the. The town names, I think. Here we go. Wanker.

[Christy Lee]

Wanker's. Corner.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom]

Yeah. Wanker's Corner. This comes to us from Nick. Technically, Wankers Corner is not actually a town, but it's an area on the edge of the town I live in called West Lynn. It's a sizable amount of land that is owned by the Wanker family, however they pronounce it Wonker.

[Christy Lee]

Of course they do.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then why don't they spell it W O, N, K?

[Tom]

Who knows? I just. So I just. I'm sorry about that. And Wonker's Corner doesn't really have the. The joy that we get out of Wanker's Corner.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom]

Okay. Well, thank you for the. Thank you for the correction.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't mention Knock Em Stiff Ohio either. Have you heard of that chick?

[Chick McGee]

I have not. Oh, it's got Northeast Ohio written all over it, though. I don't know a lot about. I don't know.

[Tom]

Now, coming up, we a Knock Em boxer in the news.

[Chick McGee]

I think Tom's onto something else. I'm sorry.

[Tom]

No, no, go ahead. I know. Please elaborate.

[Chick McGee]

You go back and listen to that laugh until you cry. Yes, that's very good. Anyway,

[Christy Lee]

you're all right. You're always eight steps in.

[Tom]

All of a sudden.

[Chick McGee]

I little call back, we're all blurry in year 2020.

[Tom]

Okay, right now I want to talk to you about the reason I hate going. I don't go to the mailbox, as you may know. I don't get mail at my house. You don't.

[Chick McGee]

You never have.

[Tom]

Haven't many, many years. But if. When you go to get your mail, by the way, if you're one of those guys that stands in the street in front of your mailbox on a busy street, you're gonna die. That's all I'm saying. You know who I'm talking to?

[Chick McGee]

Shaking right up here. Shaking your fist at cars as they go by.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab it and then go back to your driveway. If you open up your mail and there's those credit card bills and maybe you open one of them up and you go, wow, I owe them $25,000. I can't help but notice that the, that the, the interest payment on that's pretty steep. That's what happens.

[Christy Lee]

130 bucks.

[Tom]

It's perfectly.

[Chick McGee]

It's perfectly legal.

[Tom]

It's perfectly legal to charge more than 20% interest on. On those credit card. Because it really is sort of a loan when you buy stuff. And then you. Wait a minute. This is where American financing has some pretty good ideas. They got an interesting thing going on right now. They sent me just some average numbers they've been dealing with on a refi. They can save their customers, in this case, 800 bucks a month. So that's nearly, what, 10 grand back in your pocket. The idea is to pay off that credit card debt by doing a refi. And the, the fundamental part of this is you've probably been reading about this. What happened to my one, one friend, one of his neighbors sold his house and this guy's house was a little bit bigger than his. Wait a minute. That guy got a lot more for that house than I paid. The point is, houses in America tend to be worth a lot more than they were just a few years ago. So maybe it's time to refi, pay off that expensive credit card loan stuff and move ahead with a even with a lower payment, depending on your circumstance, obviously, get the details from American Financing. This is something they specialize in. They call it America's Home for Home Loans. Once again, you can call them up. I know it's hard to remember phone numbers when you're in the car on the radio, but here we go. 866-88926 11 that's 866-88926 11. I would just go to American financing.net American financing.net tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by doing slash. Bob and Tom american financing.net NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net BobandTom hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Show Announcer]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com

[Tom]

look it up yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Le center, hello. Or news breaks first, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. Howdy, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk and we are still going through emails.

[Tom]

Hello, Tom, I know you're a big fan of.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute. Just let me. I will confirm you get preconceived notions a lot about you're a big fan of Australia.

[Tom]

I'll put it this way.

[Chick McGee]

If you're fighting right, if you were

[Tom]

gonna guess who has the most packages arriving at their house on a daily basis, would you not guess yourself?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Why is that tie between you and Chris?

[Chick McGee]

Is that me? Okay, it is me.

[Tom]

Yeah, but do you ever forget you've ordered something?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes.

[Tom]

And like three months later you get this package.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever forget what are.

[Tom]

What this thing is?

[Chick McGee]

I never remember what I order. And I'm.

[Christy Lee]

It's almost like Christmas every day.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful. It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

I broke down.

[Tom]

I ordered this chewing gum several months ago. I completely forgot about, but this giant package came.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom]

Figure out what it was. Oh, it's my favorite extra long lasting flavor, watermelon gum.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a nice surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a nice surprise.

[Chick McGee]

Give them a plug there. What brand is that? Extra, Extra, Extra. Oh, what about that?

[Tom]

It's very good.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do with the person? And they look at you and they go, would you like some gum? Because I have extra. Would you want to smack them in the face when they said that?

[Tom]

Say the best gum chewing scene in a movie is One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember it.

[Tom]

Kidding.

[Chick McGee]

No, not at all.

[Tom]

The chief goes, when are you going

[Chick McGee]

to realize not only aren't your memories everyone else's but you? I thought I are different than everybody.

[Tom]

I thought I would talk to our cinephile Josh, you know where he goes, mmm, Juicy Fruit.

[Josh Arnold]

And you didn't know.

[Tom]

You didn't. It's. It's a pivotal moment.

[Chick McGee]

I won't spoil it.

[Christy Lee]

Did you only see movies in the mid to late 70s?

[Tom]

That's when they stopped making good ones. Let's move forward here. Do we have a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Let's see. I was listening to this. Oh, no, I don't want to do that one. I want to do this one about boring city name. We had boring Oregon. This is from Sean. Dear Bob and Tom show, longtime listener, second time writer. I'm the guy. I had to be circumcised twice, says Sean. I don't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Tom]

Yeah, it was so long went back in. But he donated it to what's not called Locks of Love. Of course,

[Chick McGee]

we always have a wonderful time here in Utah in what is called the Fillmore Beaver area. Oh, the town of Beaver, Utah has some nice stores that embrace the town's name. They have I Heart Beaver, Save a Horse, Ride a Beaver.

[Tom]

Beaver Liquors.

[Chick McGee]

Beaver Liquors. Yeah, I figured the town of Beaver is. Is a legend, so I can't let you. And it's near Fillmore it's near Fillmore. The Twin Cities. Fillmore and Beaver.

[Tom]

Speaking of which, Jason writes the best city names I know are Snowflake, Arizona and Flipping Arkansas.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good. I don't use. I use the hardcore. I don't ever say flip.

[Tom]

Okay. Speaking of that, can we show that video?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From what was it now, Sunday night when Yukon upset. We're not upset, but they came all the way back from 19 points down and B Duke by 73. 72.

[Tom]

19 points down.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom]

And then Duke makes a bad.

[Chick McGee]

Danny Hurley, head coach of UConn and most of America shocked. And that includes Danny Hurley's mom, who was caught.

[Tom]

Have you seen this?

[Chick McGee]

Caught in the crowd. I don't think I will have to help you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tell you what she's saying. They put a camera right on her at the moment the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

And if this is the mother of the Braylon.

[Chick McGee]

Braylon Mullins hit the shot and you could be.

[Tom]

You don't have to be a lip reader. No, it is very clear what she says.

[Christy Lee]

So she's glad you don't want audio.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's no audio.

[Tom]

She's the blonde right there.

[Chick McGee]

They'll be right there.

[Christy Lee]

See her?

[Tom]

I mean, it's clear. She says holy, then effing and then the S word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Holy flipping ass.

[Tom]

Funny.

[Josh Arnold]

And she looks like a woman who. That's like the first time she cussed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

She's jumping up and down, hands in the air, eyes all bugged out, losing her mind. What a great moment.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable ending.

[Tom]

I feel bad for the one guy at Dub behind there. I mean, they're ahead by 19.

[Chick McGee]

Kaden Boozer, possibly. The move would have been to hold on to the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Who am I to. Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you lose. I mean that you let them come back 19. That's. That's a team.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's like blaming the refs. What about the 30 points? You got one over there.

[Tom]

Yeah, but it's going to require something. You got to read something short while I get this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I know most of the time Tom is full of crap, but I believe he may never have heard the saying my dogs are barking since no one in his bloodline would ever dare do menial labor. Oh, that's where how your feet get tired. They.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. They are all a lot of people that are.

[Chick McGee]

They're preoccupied with book learning workers in your family, Mr.

[Tom]

Fancy Pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Read a book.

[Chick McGee]

This is from JD in Galleon, Ohio. Beautiful country. They are on the metric system.

[Tom]

JD can come over and help me. All I did this weekend was clean and haul stuff at my house. Whistles.

[Chick McGee]

You whistle when you clean. You got the rag, you got the Windex. You got the cleaner one of those whistles. That's not a whistle. That. We've argued about this for 40 years.

[Tom]

I couldn't hear myself over the cleaning up the dog vomit with the machine. Okay, got a special request here. Do we have time for this? Yeah. This comes to us from Nick. He writes some mornings.

[Chick McGee]

I really believe he has no idea we're here.

[Christy Lee]

I agree. I really.

[Tom]

Are you talking?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Tom]

I'm adjusting. My filter. Eliminates everything. I just got a new job, writes Nick.

[Christy Lee]

You're the lucky one.

[Chick McGee]

Way to go, Nick. Hope you don't get fired.

[Tom]

Well, Nick, if you're at their job, you may want to turn this down. Every morning I have to drive by Norfolk Street.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes.

[Tom]

And he wants to hear this.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom]

What am I gonna do? I've gotta get this box to Los Angeles by tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

So just FedEx it.

[Tom]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

It's too big.

[Tom]

Well, then overnight it by train. By train? All the way across the country. Overnight? Are you crazy?

[Chick McGee]

No, pal, he's not crazy. The famous Norfolk and Winston Railroad has just merged with Waypal Delivery Services. Together, our new company will revolutionize the overnight delivery business. Ask for us by name.

[Show Announcer]

We're.

[Tom]

Hold it. You're telling me you can get this 2,000 pound package from New York to LA overnight? By train?

[Chick McGee]

Norfolk and Way, pal. Overnight. Absolutely positive.

[Tom]

Absolutely, positively we will get you through it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Norfolk and Way, pal. We are gonna do it when you go by rail. No package is too large and we'll get it there overnight. Norfolk and Way, Pal, that's the name. We do it by train, cross country, by rail. Overnight. There's Norfolk and Way, pal.

[Christy Lee]

Here at the Bronx Zoo we actually shipped Washoe the gorilla to the San Diego Zoo overnight. We had to pry his eyes open on the west coast, but he's fine now. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively we will get through it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Norfolk and Way down. Ask Rose by name. Overnight, by train. Norfolk and Way, pal. Norfolk, Virginia.

[Tom]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard. I never heard Washoe in the middle of that. I remember the grunting. I never heard that. Yeah.

[Tom]

Washoe is based on a famous from

[Chick McGee]

the ape used 1890s. I think it was a famous.

[Tom]

One of the most Famous experiments in the history of science. Yeah, that and when we did that. By the way, thank you, Sandy, for the great guitar work on the.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's very good.

[Tom]

We played it in slow motion to make sure we got that word Norfolk in there. But if you've ever been to Virginia, they hit it effing hard. They don't.

[Chick McGee]

They're proud of Norfolk.

[Tom]

Yeah, they don't. That. L isn't in there for them. But thanks for the request. We certainly appreciate it, Nick. Coming up, we have a couple more letters. Got some more requests for some stuff from Patty G. And some great stuff in news and sports at a bizarre story about the San Francisco 49ers.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom]

And what radio waves might be doing to their team.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the story. We'll be back with that and say the same thing. Okay. Well, they're causing a lot of injuries.

[Tom]

That's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a teaser, Christie.

[Tom]

I didn't give the whole story.

[Chick McGee]

Damn well did.

[Tom]

Okay, trap. Trap yours shut, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel

[Tom]

happening.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Tom]

No, it's not. It's. Christy Lee's dressed up.

[Chick McGee]

Did we get a picture here on

[Tom]

assignment as the host of the Wild Kingdom. Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee. Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

That's more.

[Tom]

Christy, you A, you look great, but B, without hurting yourself, can you lift your foot up so the camera can see your shoes? Those are awesome. They've got. They're two tone with a.

[Chick McGee]

With a.

[Tom]

With a black tip.

[Chick McGee]

Those are cool Mary Janes or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Ballet flat.

[Tom]

Let's see. Mary Jane husky. I think you're gonna roll one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sweet.

[Tom]

Once again, is that still the frick one morning?

[Chick McGee]

We should dedicate the. We should give the employee's name and let you tell us all about that employee. Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I would really.

[Chick McGee]

I would really like to listen.

[Christy Lee]

Their lives are like what you think

[Chick McGee]

I do when I'm not here, when Jeffrey is here.

[Tom]

Since Willie's not here, I've got to steer my marijuana hunks. I've got a good one coming up, by the way, toward Jeff, because Ace doesn't smoke pot. That I know of. Pat. You don't. Christy. No, don't indulge, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Not a gummy every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like the. I like the gummies. Well, but a little bit. Remember, I. I took one and an hour later it didn't. Nothing. So I took another one. And then nothing. I took another one and then I laid in bed all day.

[Tom]

Well, you could have been Tiger Woods. Gotten an expensive car and flipped it over.

[Chick McGee]

He's got some trouble.

[Tom]

Okay, that's my fault. Let's let him sit in his billion and a half dollars and cry to me, okay?

[Chick McGee]

Did we. Dear Bob and Top Show. This says several years ago. Dan writes from Nicholasville, Kentucky. I followed your advice regarding fried baloney, Tom. It resulted in the perfect sandwich.

[Tom]

Now, I. I'll explain this for those that are unfamiliar with the show. Christy, not everyone knows this. It's a simple trick. I'll talk to you, Jeff. Say you've got a big round hunk of baloney.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a big round hunk of bologna.

[Tom]

You put it on the frying pan and it domes up.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom]

Ergo, not evenly cooking like the perfect breast. So you take either a pair of scissors or a knife and you put, you. You slice like maybe a half an inch at 12 o', clock, 6 o', clock, 3 o', clock and 9 o', clock, and then it will wake up.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you put your bacon weight thing on there? That's what I would do.

[Tom]

Then you're dirtying another appliance. Wasting. Wasting precious resources on this earth. That's the kind of person you are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's me.

[Tom]

So what does the letter say after that?

[Chick McGee]

I'm also often intrigued by the discussions regarding iced tea when Greg Warren is on the show. I plan to prepare lunch this week following your preferences. And while I have mastered the baloney technique, I need some clarification in the iced tea area.

[Tom]

Okay, the. The clarification is orange. Orange slice instead of lemon.

[Chick McGee]

He was going to ask you another question.

[Tom]

I thought he wanted advice.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't let him ask for advice.

[Chick McGee]

Are you having charcuterie? What are you doing over there?

[Tom]

Taking some pain pills. I've got a terrible shoulder right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, did you bring enough for all of us?

[Chick McGee]

You want this show to pick up? Pass them out.

[Tom]

They're Advil, they're not boring pussy Advil.

[Josh Arnold]

Pain pills. Give me a Tic Tac.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Hey, sorry, tiger. I don't have the good stuff.

[Chick McGee]

When serving tea with a slice of ori, he says, or orange. Or do you prefer it unsweetened? Or you do you add sugar or another sweetener? I understand your perspective that excellent options are already available. Shut up. I intend to brew my own and would appreciate your insight. Dan from Nicholasville, Kentucky. Tom.

[Tom]

Yeah, I prefer non flavored tea, but I also. I will add.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's flavored like tea.

[Christy Lee]

I'll add half a bag of sugar.

[Tom]

I'll add either Splenda or. Or equal or something. This leads me to a complaint. I'm really tired of these restaurants now. Yesterday I ate at this fancy place for lunch. One of my little girls wanted to go. They have either real sugar or that green stuff, whatever that's called. But they don't have any of the other stuff.

[Chick McGee]

There's not stevia. Yeah.

[Tom]

Which makes stuff taste like you've poured gasoline in it.

[Chick McGee]

And then now. Josh, help me with this. They're in the sweetener business, but apparently the sweetener that they've manufactured and packaged and put off your sale tastes like gasoline. But no.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is really odd because it's wildly popular and it's not as wildly popular

[Tom]

as the stuff I like people swear by. Where I'm going with this is they don't have salt or pepper on the table anymore. You've got to ask for it.

[Christy Lee]

Not every place.

[Tom]

I've been to three restaurants in a row. No salt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you go to bougie places.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Tom]

I go to fancy places.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

I agree with Tom. That is Abs. I've known. You know me, I'm a saltaholic. And I, I. You do have to ask for salt and pepper.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I like.

[Chick McGee]

Everywhere I go.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that you have to ask for it. And I think the chef should bring it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's wrong with what I prepared for you this evening?

[Chick McGee]

Do they really take it that personally, a chef?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would they probably at the places Tom goes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I don't know. So there's no one in the kitchen

[Chick McGee]

wearing a hair net where you eat, is there?

[Tom]

I just stayed at a place of the day where the catch. They're right there. We were sitting at the counter. They are right there.

[Josh Arnold]

The cooks.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's called a diner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're awesome.

[Christy Lee]

You went to a diner?

[Tom]

It was a.

[Chick McGee]

You know, a gentleman next to me at the counter was telling me about the faked.

[Tom]

This is the place where I had the oxtail.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom went to an open kitchen.

[Tom]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you didn't tell me it was oxtail, I'd probably enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where the poop is coming. Comes out of the house.

[Chick McGee]

You know there's a. Yeah. There is an intestinal vein that runs through the tail.

[Tom]

I know. It's called the mud vein. And they. They squeegee it out. I watch right out.

[Chick McGee]

You watch them personally. Clean out.

[Tom]

Takes his fingers, goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like an icing bag.

[Tom]

Runs a hose through it. You ever seen them make chitlins? They really. They really do take the hose.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it in Korea a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Is this the place you had brunch the other day?

[Tom]

Yeah. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Would you rather have. Rather have chitlins or starve?

[Tom]

I'll start. I get. Chitlins are intestines.

[Christy Lee]

Intestines.

[Pat Godwin]

Yummy.

[Josh Arnold]

Every Friday, the school.

[Tom]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

If prepared in South Korea.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Don't they fry them like a pork rind?

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, they were like sushi rolls. They stuffed and then sliced them. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And were they. Had you not known they were intestines or were they good?

[Josh Arnold]

I tried them first and then was told and they were good. And so I kept eating.

[Tom]

Right. Were they chewy?

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit. I mean, not tough.

[Tom]

Isn't there some urban legend that calamari is often anus Pigs?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You mean holes.

[Tom]

That'd be the great name for a band, you know, who's opening for fish. Oh, it's. Calamari is also anus.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom]

They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

That or that's an urban legend. That could easily be true. Lesser restaurants using anuses. No, calamari.

[Tom]

I think it is a urban legend, but it is. That was huge. About five years ago.

[Christy Lee]

I like the rings. I don't like the tentacles.

[Chick McGee]

Some of the best.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That's why I'm freaked out.

[Tom]

Okay, Here was my idea at this restaurant. Everybody that works there has a tattoo. How would you like this for an idea? You have each one of them photograph one of the tattoos that's not necessarily visible in their work outfit.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Are you telling me these people have tattoos?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

What disgusting citizens.

[Tom]

And then if you could. If you could. Then if you could match which. Which server and or cook has that tattoo, you'd get a free lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. Yeah. Why not?

[Tom]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Pat Godwin]

That is fun.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom]

I mean, because it'd be impossible to do it. Probably. I mean, there's so many people there and so many cool tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

I get the feeling you're amused by these people who work.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why you go there?

[Tom]

Nice folks.

[Chick McGee]

And how did. How did this happen?

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you. A girl, a broad, turned you onto this Plate.

[Tom]

Listen, I. I'll tell you what are the great. One of the great gifts in this life is when you and your partner's wife, whatever you want to call her or him, can agree in a restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's true.

[Tom]

I. Years ago, I said there should be a phone number you call, and it's a. It's binding arbitration. Some guy answers the phone, hello, okay, where should we have dinner? And the guy, he or she would go, you got to go there. And you can't go. No, I don't want to go there.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying that's easy for the guys to do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm intrigued now. I need to know where this place is. I'll tell you. You've been there.

[Tom]

No. We have to move forward here. Coming up, we have interesting things in the world of sports and news.

[Chick McGee]

We got the Super Bowls sites announced yesterday. Oh, in 29. I'll give you a hint.

[Josh Arnold]

Vegas Super Bowl 29. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Optimistic, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It certainly is. It certainly is.

[Christy Lee]

Where is it in 26?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

27.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever the next one, it's in Lima, Peru.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom]

Would they. Is that. Is that where the world's going? Would they do the super bowl on foreign.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the rams and the 49ers are opening the season in Australia. It's not even the same season in Australia.

[Tom]

You know, when they throw the spirals, they spin the other way. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Tom]

That's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Does the toilet do that in Australia?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

That's fake. Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, Pat's losing it.

[Christy Lee]

What? It's not me, it's Jake.

[Tom]

No, I was asking for a teaser.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure you were. Maxwell's in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

What if she just flashed you a nipple? How's that for a teaser?

[Chick McGee]

How about a little leg show?

[Tom]

We've already gotten her to lift her leg up and show us her shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a great magazine. You ever get a look at Legacy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, a guy in college had a copy.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom]

What was leg show? Me. Was that pornography?

[Chick McGee]

People with, like, a foot, nice high heel?

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily stocking foot, but yeah, they would showcase stocking.

[Tom]

Were they largely naked?

[Chick McGee]

Not necessarily. Just the leg and the leg and the foot.

[Tom]

They have, like, a special rash issue or this week, foot fungus. September next, right in the rack next to the. I once walked by. I swear to God, I was at the airport, and, you know, they. They kept kind of hidden. This was years ago, and one of them had newsletters D Cup issue

[Chick McGee]

at an airport. And they didn't have like a board.

[Tom]

You can see, you could see the titles. And they had with the little banner across, you know, the banner across the upper corner. D Cup issue. I never.

[Chick McGee]

Are there. There aren't those magazines like that anymore. The offshoots are like Gent and Leg

[Josh Arnold]

show and, and Cherry Club International.

[Chick McGee]

Club International. Those don't exist anymore.

[Tom]

I don't know. There's probably someone who collects them.

[Chick McGee]

I have quite a collection of Leg Show. I come over to the house and spend a day.

[Tom]

You realize someone listening has a collection of Leg show.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

And you realize someone listening believes I have them.

[Tom]

Well, they can't all be winners.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up next year, super bowl in at SOFI in Los Angeles. 28 in Atlanta. I mean in Atlanta. And then 29 in Sin City, Las Vegas. There you go.

[Tom]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom]

Now you'll be watching that from your home, right by yourself.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we have some exciting stuff in the world of sports. Some really cool stuff in the world of science news today. I'm very excited about. And also we have the mail G spot in the news.

[Chick McGee]

I got an idea. Is the word underside on it.

[Tom]

Anywhere the word backside is not. If you were hoping these were the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts, for all your car care needs to get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. He's over there with the guitar and the organ and his shoulder hurts, Tom. He's.

[Tom]

He's.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you whiny today?

[Tom]

Yeah, mine too.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurts a little bit.

[Tom]

Take some Advil, man.

[Pat Godwin]

I just did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Take some Advil.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, baby.

[Tom]

You guys shoot up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you want to be pain free or not?

[Tom]

I got some pain. Do you have a spoon I can borrow? I gotta shoot up and say what

[Chick McGee]

you want about Michael, he got a good night's sleep. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold. Did I say that already?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk. And we were talking about off the Beaten Path adult magazines. Right, right, Right before we left, evidently. We have a picture from one of my favorite magazines. Leg Show.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Bleach, Blonde leg harlot.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Girl with the golden five.

[Chick McGee]

Juicy fetish fiction, sex, legs, foot and shoes.

[Tom]

So were all the photographs in there of just of legs?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there was an emphasis on them. Latex mistresses yield to their heels.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, Tom?

[Tom]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Not a leg guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot Tennis sneakers. Different strokes for different legs.

[Tom]

Oh, so this is very now. Does this now exist on in a digital form? Do you suppose I would.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if they have a website or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Only 350. Would you ever make love to the back of a leg? The back of the knee and then kind of bend the leg?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Not only not only have I, but I'm shutting my eyes and seeing it right now.

[Tom]

You know what I'm gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna do?

[Tom]

Change the subject? I would.

[Jeff Oskay]

You ever make love to a lady wearing LA Gear tennis shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's like sophomore year.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what the leg show reminded me of when they said the. The old tennis shoes.

[Chick McGee]

See, I like the legs, but I don't like the. I don't like the stockings. I don't like the Garden Bells. I don't like. I like the nude.

[Josh Arnold]

You like stockings on a woman?

[Tom]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Tom]

Who needs all that elaborate.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom]

Paraphernalia in the way.

[Chick McGee]

Tell it Tom.

[Tom]

I want to get back to the A question about Are they serving pig anus as. As calamari? It did a little homework here.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Cowanus.

[Tom]

No, it's. It says there is a long running rumor that pig rep. Excuse me, pig rectum known as bung is passed off his calamari. There is no credible evidence that this is a common practice in the food industry in the United States. Real, real calamari is made from squid sliced into rings. Those rings can look very uniform, which is probably where the myth started.

[Josh Arnold]

So there hasn't been a case of it?

[Tom]

No, apparently not. It's unlikely and it would be risky for any restaurant. So you're probably getting calamari. Not. I'm sure you are not pig bung. But just so you just a little bit of information for you. You're welcome. Now, is it time for us to segue into the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And guess what we're talking about in the world of the National Football League is moving forward with plans to begin hiring and training replacement officials in the next several weeks. Because negotiations with the referees union have been unsuccessful. The league and the everything is black

[Josh Arnold]

and white with them.

[Chick McGee]

NFL. It's a binary system. NFL Referees association have been negotiating a new CBA since the summer of 24 and have have achieved almost nothing. Remember the last time the NFL tried replacement officials? It did not go well. You remember this?

[Tom]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't remember that?

[Jeff Oskay]

What's an official make?

[Chick McGee]

6, 615 hours? Something like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't know. I. Well, you could say this about the league when the players had other jobs and the referees had other jobs. I know for not that long ago, but it's. It's. They're paid pretty well.

[Christy Lee]

Yearly salary widely reported is 200 to $250,000. Yeah, that's only the regular season. But think about post games are paid

[Tom]

what's at stake here? The NFL has all the money in the world. Why don't they pay these guys what they're worth? Because with all the gambling going on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good money.

[Tom]

Yeah, but people.

[Jeff Oskay]

People work what, 12 games a year?

[Tom]

Yeah. They have to study film all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Who cares?

[Josh Arnold]

I gladly study film all day.

[Jeff Oskay]

$240,000 a year.

[Christy Lee]

They're looking for replacement.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sign me up.

[Chick McGee]

You need to go to referee school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Start out small little league and well you get Your ass kicked by a parent.

[Tom]

You're going to need a makeover.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Jeff Oskay]

I could shave.

[Christy Lee]

You can't have a beard and be a referee.

[Tom]

Not like that. They don't want. You don't want the players walking up Jerry Garcia. Did that go through the operates?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm glad Jeff is over here sitting next to me. I. I actually patted his hand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is a horrible thing.

[Tom]

No, but they should.

[Chick McGee]

How could. They're not going to be. You can't be a referee and look like that.

[Tom]

Am I right or not?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. You're not.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think a good ref could wear a sport. A beard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's. Thomas said a lot of things, but there's nothing more correct than what he just said about referees. They have strict.

[Tom]

They're not going to have Mountain man out there refereeing.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

I. That's who I would want refereeing.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

With all the betting going on, the NFL is trying to make sure they don't screw it up like they did last year. And they made a bunch of bad calls and the wrong teams ended up in the Super Bowl. They got to figure out what, what, what is interference.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way the refs had that much control over last.

[Chick McGee]

What is the catch? I didn't. I don't know. What is the catch?

[Tom]

Yeah. That's so stupid. But they pay these guys what they're worth, for God's sake. The NFL, they're all mega billionaires. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no problem with what they're making.

[Chick McGee]

And I think the NBA should play the NBA guys. So I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

A quarter million a year to ref 12 games is good money.

[Pat Godwin]

It's excellent money.

[Chick McGee]

Or 17 games or 18.

[Tom]

Yeah, but maybe if you're. If you're not.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're working half the year.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom]

I bet those guys are. They're watching film all the time. They're.

[Jeff Oskay]

How hard is sitting and watching tv?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's brutal.

[Tom]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

You know, some days I don't want to put. I don't want to. Here's the thing. There are some days I look at that and I go, I can't. I can't be here for eight hours. But I dig deep and I go, by God. And that's the end. I feel real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm tired. But it's a good kind of time. The super bowl is heading back to Vegas. The NFL announced on Monday during the NFL annual meeting, super bowl will return to Allegiant Stadium in 2029, just five years after the city hosted their first Super Bowl. Home of the Las Vegas Raiders. Raiders, I guess, is their name. Let's see. Allegiant Stadium hosted their first super bowl when the Chiefs defeated the Niners in only the second Super bowl to be decided in overtime. The next three Super bowl sites are now set as well. California SoFi will be next year and Atlanta's Mercedes Benz Stadium will host in 2028. And I think Atlanta still has Mercedes Benz Stadium, still has the Chick Fil A in the stadium. And won't be open. And won't be open for the game. It won't be open during the game.

[Christy Lee]

That's so sad.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever else they host, it'll be open. Unless. And I'm sure they might. Falcon. Well, they have to play on a Thursday night, so. So it'll be open then for the non Sunday games.

[Tom]

But the Chick Fil A in that stadium does not open on Sunday.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom]

Maybe they should bring in Lee's famous recipe chicken.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bullseye.

[Tom]

That was my favorite Chuck Norris joke that.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear? Did you hear our excitement that he

[Tom]

could go to Chick Fil A on Sunday?

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Tom]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

In the wake of. In the wake of Tiger woods most recent crash and arrest, a source has come forward to explain why the pro golfer refuses to hire a driver. This is a source?

[Tom]

Just because no one's ever said no to him since he was 14.

[Chick McGee]

They told people magazine a Tiger doesn't want anyone to watch over him or know what he is doing. And he thinks he's fine to drive.

[Tom]

So he's had four major accidents that we know of. How many has he had where he called a buddy and left the car and got a rival?

[Chick McGee]

The source, who could be anybody. He says Tiger's not a social butterfly. Prefers to hang around his home with his kids hitting balls or playing video games. He despises public scrutiny because who doesn't?

[Tom]

So far, keeping the drug and sex stuff secrets worked out really well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The problem, Tiger, is that you're endangering other people here. That's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

But of course he thinks he's fine to drive. Who hasn't been impaired and said I'm fine to drive.

[Tom]

Get out of my way before he smashes into trees. Does he yell 4?

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it.

[Tom]

That'd be pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

4.

[Chick McGee]

The Colorado Rockies.

[Tom]

I think he likes driving. A lot of his pants.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's what it is without his pants on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

What that way he had of a driver can't get in the car. A driver? I left my pants inside that chick's house.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing that's so awful that he can't have a driver? See it? I mean.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Taking 18 pills in a handful.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, the guy's got issues.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ever have a driver?

[Tom]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

No. Absolutely not.

[Christy Lee]

And if he doesn't want public scrutiny, why is he dating Vanessa Trump?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that doesn't necessarily lead itself.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. But who where. Who's to say when the love bug bomb.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Huh?

[Tom]

You can't just do Waffle House waitresses.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta have somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it was a Perkins.

[Chick McGee]

The Colorado Rockies will have a donut pizza at Coors Field this season. If you look at your video screens.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fat.

[Chick McGee]

Donuts are covered in garlic and pesto.

[Josh Arnold]

So they ruined it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Garlic butter, grated parmesan, mozzarella, pepperoni, marinara, pesto and Italian seasoning.

[Christy Lee]

That can't be good.

[Chick McGee]

I. Are you out of your mind?

[Tom]

That looks delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Are you guys crazy?

[Tom]

I'm sure it's not. That looks the dough. I assume it's some kind of pizza dough, right?

[Christy Lee]

It's a donut.

[Chick McGee]

It's a donut.

[Josh Arnold]

But doesn't that look like.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom]

It's a doughnut, you idiot. But I mean made of dough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so is a pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

What dough? It's a sweet dough.

[Chick McGee]

Now are you going to tell me now that all dough tastes the same? Just like all pasta? I'm saying exactly my fake anger over you and your pasta theory.

[Christy Lee]

Does it have a bunch of creamy mozzarella in the center? Like cream filled donuts?

[Josh Arnold]

That would be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that would be. Son of a bitch.

[Tom]

Remember the lesson we learned when we. When we poo pooed the Krispy Kreme donuts as buns on burgers? It turned out they were great. I think those.

[Chick McGee]

And you said they were great.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care for pesto. You guys like pesto?

[Christy Lee]

I love pesto. I prefer it over tomato sauce.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Here's one of the more stupid statements you'll hear. And people do it all the time. I like a good pesto.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, that is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want a bad pesto. That's my favorite.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about a sun dried tomato pesto?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't like sun dried tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't need any of it.

[Tom]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, you need some flavor in your life.

[Christy Lee]

I like pesto very much.

[Chick McGee]

You have a pool at the new house?

[Christy Lee]

A pool?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You have a garden or anything?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You need to hook up with, like, a gardener or.

[Christy Lee]

I don't get enough sun up there. It's too wooded.

[Chick McGee]

Up where?

[Christy Lee]

Up in the top of the hill where I live.

[Tom]

She means up her trousers.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought. She means.

[Tom]

She means where her house is.

[Josh Arnold]

It is for.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't get enough sun up here.

[Tom]

Can we do that song again About. About sunning your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Taint. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was one of the most viewed reels on Instagram in history. Is the guy naked, leaning back, commentating, or commenting on how much he loves to get sun on his tank?

[Tom]

That was. That was a big thing in LA

[Christy Lee]

for a while, wasn't it, James Brolin who did it?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Billion. Yeah.

[Tom]

We'll come back with that little tribute commentary. So what kind of car did Tiger flip this time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Range Rover.

[Tom]

Land Rover?

[Pat Godwin]

Range.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was. It was the big boy.

[Tom]

But he. He did commercials for what, Nike?

[Christy Lee]

Genesis.

[Tom]

Oh, that was what he did.

[Chick McGee]

Genesis was the one. They almost lost his leg.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom]

Those are good cars.

[Chick McGee]

It's hard to keep track of which car he's wrecking.

[Tom]

He should drive a Cadillac. That way he could blame it on his Caddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's hard. You can't get upset when a man gets such joy.

[Chick McGee]

You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad. I don't think. I think it's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all right.

[Chick McGee]

What is that joke where he's such a.

[Tom]

He's such a. Wait, how would the joke be? Titles. He. He's such a bad driver now that when he plays golf, he has to tee off with a two iron. Does that work?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you.

[Tom]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody said anything. Okay. Thank you. I got.

[Tom]

I got a nod from Josh.

[Chick McGee]

What about the. What about the joke where it's about a Cadillac and it's really luxurious and.

[Tom]

Oh, that's the gas station.

[Chick McGee]

Station, yeah. No, no. Yeah.

[Tom]

A guy pulls into a gas station.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not the one I'm thinking of. It's like. That's where you put your balls or something. Yeah, that's.

[Tom]

He goes into a gas station.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's one that. I don't know who it is, but the Pope's driving. That's that joke.

[Tom]

Oh, the joke that he's trying to think of is the guys ask him Questions about that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Tom]

And then, and then he asks what the thing is.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you put your pole.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you talking about? You guys are my not making any sense. Sense.

[Chick McGee]

I like the Caddy part, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

This, we just win.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, this, this is our lives.

[Tom]

This is, this is me. This is me and Chick. We're at the old folks home and all you have to do, it's like the old prison joke is you just say the punchline.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not the ball joke. That's the limo joke.

[Chick McGee]

17.

[Christy Lee]

They're neither one saying a complete sentence.

[Tom]

17.

[Chick McGee]

Well, some can tell them and some can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and some were ways. It's our fault. We, we continue to choose to come in.

[Pat Godwin]

We could go out there interview and

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait to get to the whole.

[Tom]

Just do. 17. Go ahead, do it again.

[Chick McGee]

19.

[Tom]

You told it wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

17.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun.

[Christy Lee]

That was amazing.

[Tom]

Coming up, we have another DUI in the news. This time involving an equine DUI.

[Chick McGee]

And are the San Francisco 49ers being poisoned?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, are they?

[Chick McGee]

They might be. I'll have the answer.

[Tom]

Does your male member have a G spot? That's coming up in the news. We are in.

[Chick McGee]

It's right here.

[Tom]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, hey. Indeed. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm out of the python hunting. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Uh oh, what happened?

[Chick McGee]

We'll follow up on that. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby's here in his Swell Raiders Jersey. I'm Chick [e-mail] sports desk and hello Tom. Jeff, as you heard, had a announcement for Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Did you wrestle a python recently?

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't, but I just watched a video this morning of a down in the Everglades. They found two pythons sitting on eggs and they removed them and they were like 150 eggs under each python. And they were not happy to be removed from their nest.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I'm out. Those things are terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

However, let me tell you something. Don't, don't, don't it. The python omelette is unbelievable. You got to get. Sometimes you'll get a square squiggly but baby python.

[Josh Arnold]

A little paprika.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do like a ham and cheese or is this.

[Tom]

Is that contest going on all the time?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, not. They may have different ones that run at different times.

[Christy Lee]

But what do you do with all those eggs? Do they feed them to somebody or.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hope they torch them with a flamethrower.

[Christy Lee]

Is there an animal that would eat a python?

[Chick McGee]

Egg weasel.

[Tom]

Probably. But I mean weasel.

[Chick McGee]

Egg sucking weasel.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. They're trying to.

[Tom]

They're never going to get rid of all of them. They're going to take over.

[Christy Lee]

They are taking over. That's why they have to get rid of them.

[Tom]

We don't have any predators. Except for.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do if you went out the day after you left your garbage out? They took your garbage, you went out to your bin, opened your bin and there was a python.

[Josh Arnold]

We can make that happen.

[Tom]

That's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing. Oh my gosh.

[Tom]

Now we were talking about. For some reason Christy mentioned that she was thinking about sunning her perineum. Was that correct?

[Christy Lee]

I never said that.

[Tom]

How did that. How did this come up? I forget.

[Christy Lee]

No, somebody wrote in a letter or something.

[Chick McGee]

The most. One of the most viewed reels in Instagram history was the guy suntan. It's supposed to be good for you to get tan on your.

[Tom]

This is from the Tan on your T. From the Insider. Experts are warning against the TikTok trend called perineum sunny. The controversial practice involves a person exposing their genitals to the sun for a period of time. The claim is that exposing the perineum area to vitamin D provides an energy boost, improves sleep, concentration and creativity. This is just the kind of idiocy that floats around the Internet. Don't believe it for a minute. By the way, dermatologist Dr. Dustin Portella said you are increasing the risk of developing skin cancer. Do not do this.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it on a reality show. This woman, these two women were out this. She had like a personal trainer and they go, oh, you need to do this.

[Chick McGee]

And they josh scissors.

[Christy Lee]

No, they just kind of sat on mats and took their shorts off and weird. Up to the sky, spread eagled.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems very burnable.

[Tom]

Well, yeah, of course that. Because that skin is never exposed. They also interviewed Dr. Stephanie Ui. Her last name, It's. There's a pronouncer. It's. It says rhymes with gooey. It's spelled O O I Ooey.

[Chick McGee]

She's going on a sea cruise.

[Tom]

Stephanie from my healthcare clinic Said this is a classic example of social media medical misinformation, which in some cases can be damaging and dangerous. So don't sun your perineum.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Shut your eyes. Can't you see me and you in your backyard by your pool? We're both. We're both hand in hand sunning our teams.

[Tom]

Only after you let me put on the sunscreen.

[Chick McGee]

Done, my friend, done.

[Tom]

I'll get that foamy stuff and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Pat, you have a tribute to.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing could be finer than some sun on your vagina in the morning. Nothing could be sweeter than to tannin. Do you Peter in the morning? Well, the sun don't normally shine between the B hole and the naughty. Get some rays on that behind. Oh, you trendy hot as. Oh, man, you gotta see them tanning their perineum in the morning. Legs up in the air with no panties on down there. Makes me horny. Ladies, tan your teens, if only for a day. And that big vitamin D energy is coming your way. Nothing could be finer than some sun your vagina in the morning.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom]

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we have the picture from the Instagram where he. There he is. Oh, yeah, that's him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's like an older guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's commenting on how he's supposed to do. He looks like someone who played Tarzan, like. Yeah, exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he says you need sunscreen. I do like that.

[Pat Godwin]

One slip of the camera.

[Christy Lee]

No more than five minutes.

[Tom]

Wow. Back up. I want to back up. I want to see his friend Roger licking it.

[Josh Arnold]

That was traffic.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know the Final Fours are set in the NCAA men's and women's. He's changing the subject. Basketball tournament.

[Christy Lee]

Did you notice that? He did say to roll back and. Yeah, 30 seconds on your sphincter. Did you see that part?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that guy.

[Tom]

What an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Friday and Sunday from Phoenix, the Women's Final Four. UConn of South Carolina. Friday night at 6, 7 o' clock these times Eastern. And then Sunday. No, Friday night, both games, 7 o' clock at 9, 30. At 9, 30 games, Texas and UCLA. And then Sunday will be the championship of the women's version.

[Tom]

And of course those that are just joining us, going back to the game Sunday night, there is a video circulating that really is must see video. Do you want to describe it?

[Chick McGee]

Danny Hurley's mom is reacting to the last second shot, the three pointer that propelled the Yukon Huskies over Duke.

[Tom]

It's some of the finest lip reading. This is the reason you see Coaches holding, you know, holding documents and papers and stuff over their faces when they talk. Yeah, because you can, even the most amateur lip reader can pick up what she's saying. It's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

And Saturday, Saturday night, 6:09 from Indianapolis Lucas Oil Stadium, Yukon in illinois, Yukon getting two and a half. And then at 8:50 on Saturday night, Arizona Wildcats getting two with Michigan. And then of course, Monday night I believe, as is their timing goes Monday night, I think about 11:15, 11:30 Eastern Time, will be the national championship. So they can watch it on the West coast at 8:30 or something like that. I made a joke. Hey. San Francisco 49ers general manager John Lynch. Yes, that John lynch from the Denver Broncos is playing days. He says scientists have declared the team's facility safe following conspiracy theories about a nearby power substation. Lynch told NBC Sports they hired an independent scientist to investigate the notion that the electrical magnetic force from a power substation or radio transmission might be in some way connected to injuries and illnesses that have impacted the team in recent seasons. Lynch says this is his quote. It was basically a big nothing burger. We're safe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good to hear.

[Tom]

It's not the electrical field. It's a, it's a curse. Oh yeah, that's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The practice field is on an Indian burial.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody, everyone knows that. Yeah.

[Tom]

I mean, I don't think, I don't think, you know, we, we've been working around these three radio towers and it hasn't affected any of what it does to your bananas.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever noticed that?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you speaking euphemistically?

[Christy Lee]

No. A banana in this building will become ripe in like two minutes.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to see that.

[Christy Lee]

It's crazy.

[Tom]

You think the, the waves being emitted by the AM radio towers on this property are causing bananas to ripen faster?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe

[Tom]

that's a theory we kind of.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of feel like that's a

[Tom]

thing that'd be easy to test.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how would you.

[Josh Arnold]

Here does not last as long as it does elsewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you could get a banana at home and a banana here because you don't know which.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you bought a bunch and took one home and brought one here

[Chick McGee]

just like Brian, that'll work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But there could be other environmental, you

[Tom]

know, like Gunner stealing it and eating it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he does have an appetite. You'd think he'd be bigger. He'd say anything. If it's not laid down, man. He's. Oh, boy. Nailed down. What did I say? That's sports, Tom.

[Tom]

Oh, thank you very much. That was excellent sports guys. When we come back, no world record today.

[Chick McGee]

It was asleep at the switch.

[Tom]

Oh, I got one. It's just so stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Teacher, you forgot to give us homework now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she did that, didn't she?

[Christy Lee]

Which generation has the best and worst drivers? We have a new story about that.

[Tom]

Okay. We also have Tom's generation. Googly eyes. Stick on googly eyes in science. In a really legitimate science story, an update on the lady who refuses to leave the hospital. Napoleon's hat. And is there a male G spot? It's all on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, hello. Yeah, she mute. There's Pat Godwin. Patrick, there's Jeff Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, East Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom]

We have completed our sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have one more addition.

[Tom]

Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

The Sports Bra is a sports bar dedicated exclusively to women's sports. And they have announced an Indianapolis location coming this summer. Oh. The bar will open at 15 East Maryland, according to the company. The location sits, of course, steps away from Gainbridge Field House where the Fever and the Pacers play. Co owners Eve Keller and Jenny White will lead the Indianapolis franchise. We chose 15 East Maryland because women's sports deserve to live in the same geographies. Everything else, we celebrate right in the flow of Indianapolis's energy. That's cool. That's from Eve Keller. The Sports Bra Indy will showcase local and professional teams, including the Fever Indy Ignite, the volleyball team, also the National Women's Soccer League, Professional Women's Hockey League and Athletes Unlimited. The opening of the Sports Brawl in Indianapolis, another powerful signal that the women's sports and women in sports in general, not just growing, they're leading.

[Tom]

How many locations?

[Chick McGee]

There's this one and one in Portland. Oh, so there you go. It would have been nice. I. I would think that they wanted to probably get it before the Final Four, but it won't be ready until maybe the fever season. So there you go. The sports. I like the name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Was Lesbos already?

[Christy Lee]

I knew you guys were sitting there.

[Josh Arnold]

I was.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys, look at me. That was all Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

That was all Oscar.

[Tom]

Went alone on that solo on that one. Oh, sure. Oh, I thought of, of it, but I, I thought I'd do decency.

[Chick McGee]

So much for getting a free meal at Sports Bra.

[Jeff Oskay]

That bar is not for you, chick.

[Chick McGee]

I, I.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it is if he likes women. Sports.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I'm trying to get a hook up with the ignite right now. Go up there, watch the volleyball games.

[Tom]

What else have you got?

[Chick McGee]

That's it. Good night, Tom. Here's Christy with the news.

[Tom]

What did I just print?

[Christy Lee]

I thought you had a world record shirt.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot where I put it. A giant female python.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Here it is. Hang on a second. Stupid world director. Unbelievable. The unprofessionalism of this. How does he. Oh, my God. How does, how does he ever come into. His unprofessional python? Found in Indonesia, has been crowned the world's longest wild snake. Oh, yeah. Interrupt me. That's professional.

[Tom]

I just want to say.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom]

As you know, Josh was in the hospital two weeks ago. And it's my understanding from the hospital that Josh was also given the crown. The longest snake in captivity.

[Chick McGee]

That so hollow. What you just said.

[Josh Arnold]

I needed two gowns.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the snake, which was discovered in the Maros region of Sulawesi. I believe we have a VRBO there. I think Guinness noted that if. Oh, you and your similes. Guinness noted that if placed across a standard FIFA goal. Yeah. And we're all, we're all incredibly familiar with that. You just said you wanted to go

[Tom]

watch a soccer game.

[Chick McGee]

These. That's volleyball. Ding dong.

[Tom]

The snake would substitute volleyball net.

[Chick McGee]

The snake would stretch. It's 200. It's 23ft. Everybody knows how long 23ft is, but it only weighs 213 pounds. That seem.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't that seem thin for a snake?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that long?

[Tom]

No arms and legs.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he was hungry and she hadn't eaten yet.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I think he's on something way more slithering.

[Tom]

Massive body.

[Chick McGee]

It's been named Eboo Baron, which translates to the baroness.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Baroness.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a picture of it. It's massive. To look at it, you would think more than 230.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

Look at that dude standing holding the tail.

[Chick McGee]

That's a, that's the dude. I would think would hold the tail.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the head is about the size of a human head.

[Christy Lee]

So is it dead?

[Tom]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean, no? So the guy has got the tail wrapped around his neck and it's still alive?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

According to Tom, that snake is alive.

[Tom]

They named it the Baroness.

[Josh Arnold]

It's alive.

[Tom]

That's not gonna kill it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I would hope they wouldn't.

[Tom]

Look at the two different poses it's in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can do that with the desk.

[Tom]

No, you can't. They harden up their.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom]

They get snake, snake, rigor. Morris, you could use that thing as a telephone pole if it was dead.

[Jeff Oskay]

This next posing for photos.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course he's alive.

[Tom]

It's alive.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got his tail up on his shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

If it were alive, it would be squishing that man to death.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no. I'm. I'm. I'm with Tom on this. Maybe he's not hungry. You don't know?

[Tom]

Maybe there's a guy in there already. Maybe his buddies in there.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't. I couldn't possibly eat another person. I just ate a person.

[Josh Arnold]

It's huge.

[Tom]

Don't they eat something then sit around for a couple months digesting?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. And if, yeah, if there were a person that you'd see it right now.

[Christy Lee]

You see the person inside it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It would be a huge lump.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that woman who got eaten by. And you could see the silhouette of her inside the snake. Remember that?

[Tom]

It's like them cartoons, you know, where someone swallows something you can see the exact outline of. It's the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Tom]

Yeah. There we go. So that's that sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm glad I found that world record.

[Tom]

Exciting. We were talking about giants.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we were.

[Tom]

20, 23 foot of.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what's going on at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Well, scientists have identified a so called G spot on the male member.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

According to the new study, the frenular delta appears to be the main erogenous zone of the penis.

[Tom]

That's my favorite kind of blues music. Oh, the friendly frenula delta.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right. Just south of the tip on the bottom part.

[Christy Lee]

Also known as the banjo string. Huh, I've never heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

We've talked about this sort of being the male.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Taurus before.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The man in the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's located on the underside of the male member where the shaft meets the head.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I thought the whole Thing was pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The whole thing's not bad. Yeah, it's good.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists said it's richly innervated, engorged with veins and nerves by particularly overlapping perennial and dorsal nerve branches.

[Chick McGee]

What do you use for perennials?

[Christy Lee]

It's actually perineal. Sorry? Concentrations of nerve bundles and corpuscular receptors.

[Tom]

Oh, brother.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, those are all anatomical terms.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom]

What are they telling us? We don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Tom]

This is like the wizard of Oz. You mean it was sensitive all the time and you didn't tell me?

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, why do they call it the banjo string? I've never heard that before.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard the banjo string either, but I get it. There's. You can. Kind of looks like it's a friend. The French is also the thing on the bottom of your tongue.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can kind of see that on the. The wean.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom]

That looks like a banjo string.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't know why it's called that.

[Chick McGee]

What does yours look like? Does it look. Can I get a look?

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a standing bass string.

[Tom]

It looks like a. It looks like the span of the Mackinac Bridge, man.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened in Michigan when you were imprinted, but if you

[Jeff Oskay]

open the door while you're driving on Tom's penis, you can see the.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like you're floating water over the Mackinaw.

[Tom]

I know. I'm sorry. Philistines. The frenular.

[Christy Lee]

Frenular?

[Tom]

Yeah, it's called the.

[Chick McGee]

There's frenular and frenulum.

[Tom]

But isn't. You said it's called the frenular delta.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I did.

[Tom]

Now, Josh, don't you have frequent flyer miles from the frenular delta?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom]

Are you a frequent frenula flyer?

[Josh Arnold]

I have the little wings pan as well.

[Tom]

What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a court in Britain cannot rule on which identical twin was fathered. The child. Okay, so you have identical. You have a child that slept with both twins? Apparently. And she has a child, and they don't know which one's the daddy.

[Chick McGee]

Where's Maury Povich when we need him?

[Tom]

Well, I don't think DNA tests will tell you.

[Christy Lee]

They can't tell you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe it.

[Tom]

Aren't identical twins DNA identical? I didn't look it up. I would assume.

[Chick McGee]

I've always heard there are three strands. It's not. They're not. They're just a little different.

[Christy Lee]

I want to know how that came up being.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand this.

[Tom]

Oh, I know it's real simple.

[Christy Lee]

She slept with brothers.

[Tom]

She slept with the. She slept with both the twins.

[Chick McGee]

You're not telling me that it doesn't happen if you marry identical twins and you can tell apart that you accidentally slip and fall into the wrong one.

[Tom]

I don't think it was accident. I think. I think this, this lady's kind of round, healed and.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they had an agreement. Maybe they. Maybe it was the devil's three way. We don't know.

[Tom]

These are all fair questions. We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Twin brother? No, twin. Twin brothers with one girl. Yeah, that's your Eiffel Tower.

[Tom]

Wow. Okay. Thanks very much. Also coming up, we have your history lesson. Of course we have Napoleon news and

[Chick McGee]

it was real short, right? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Allegedly.

[Tom]

Not as, not as, not as short

[Chick McGee]

as the 5, 2, 5, 3.

[Tom]

He was average height for the time.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe that.

[Tom]

Yeah, I don't know where that short thing came from. Also, we have a great PETA story coming up. As you've said before, they've got great PR there.

[Chick McGee]

You got wonderful pressing.

[Tom]

The PETA people have something very interesting coming up regarding the soon to be holiday. Right now I want to talk to you about your credit cards. That trip to the mailbox can be. You open up their credit card, you realize, well, all I can do is pay off the interest again this month. That can be a problem because they can charge you upwards of 20% on that credit card debt you've built up. So one way to get rid of it. If you own your own house, if you own your home, you can possibly take some of that equity out of it. What I'm talking about is the fact that most houses right now in the United States are worth a lot more than they were just a few years ago. And this may be the perfect opportunity for you to do a refi. Refinance the place. Here's some numbers from American Financing. They just took some average numbers they've been dealing with lately. They've been saving customers on average 800 bucks a month. That's nearly 10,000 bucks a year back in your pocket. The idea being you refinance your house, you take the cash you take out of it and among other things, you pay off the credit cards so you're not paying that high interest rate again. Get the details from the folks who know American Financing, America's home for home Loans. I'll give you the phone number. Might be hard for you to remember if you're driving. So I'll give you something else in a second, the number is 866-889-2611. Just make a call, get some information or visit american financing.net if you want to give them a little tip from us. Make it americanfinancing.net bobandtom if you please. Once again, american financing.net NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 86681. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's right. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At these, at the news desk.

[Tom]

He's discombobulated.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna be.

[Tom]

I made him mad.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

My man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk.

[Tom]

I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. Yes. What's your question?

[Tom]

You had this story about the so called male G spot and there was something about the banjo string. What was it? And I don't understand the order.

[Chick McGee]

I was hoping it was like behind my ear or corner of my elbow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some new.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something new.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom]

With the male G spot apparently is on the mail member, of course, but they refer to the banjo string. Is that because of the song oh, Susanna?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, it isn't.

[Tom]

With a banjo on my knee. That's not that, that's not what?

[Josh Arnold]

That's not down to your knee.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom]

If you got a ban, got a banjo. Banjo on your knee. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That's gonna be of all the gossamer like connections you try to make with jokes. That might have been the.

[Tom]

That was not a joke. I'm just asking what the origin of.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I know it wasn't a joke.

[Tom]

I, I, I mentioned earlier that over the weekend I had a really nice brunch, if you will. And I had oxtail hash.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Tom]

And I would never order that except we were sitting at the counter.

[Chick McGee]

No. And you know the people prepared to throw right there.

[Tom]

No, no. There was a guy next to me

[Chick McGee]

and they had tattoo.

[Tom]

Do you, do you do this? I'll talk to you, Christy, because you're a reasonable human being. Do you eyeball other people's food at restaurants?

[Chick McGee]

He, he, Tom does this to such an irritating level. You have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't like to look at a menu.

[Chick McGee]

He is rubber necking all over the restaurant.

[Tom]

Especially, first of all, at restaurants. Now, some of these restaurants, instead of giving you a menu, you have to use the QR code thing.

[Christy Lee]

Some of them.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom]

But if you're going to do that, that's fine. I get it. But can you put pictures of the food? I. I know it's. I mean, in Japan, for example, they actually have sculptures of the food in the windows so you can see what you're gonna get. I'd like to see a picture. Any of it. The guy next to me ordered this stuff. Yeah, I would never have ordered. I saw it on the Minion, and I would never have ordered it. Then I looked at his. And then I heard him say to his girlfriend, this is really great oxtail hat.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe that.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't believe that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not how people talk.

[Tom]

No, that's not how they talk.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be.

[Tom]

You'd be offended if I spoke the way he did.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom]

He was a man of certain ethnicity.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

I think this is helping.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure you didn't ask him what it was?

[Tom]

No, I did not.

[Christy Lee]

Because he was a certain ethnicity. He wouldn't talk to him. He was afraid.

[Tom]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was terrified.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely terrifying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kelly, hold my wallet.

[Tom]

If I. If I. If I had a math problem, I would have talked to him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom]

Thank you. See, it was a misdirection. Ace picked right up on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thank God.

[Christy Lee]

So it was good, is what you're saying.

[Tom]

It was amazing. It was great. And I don't even know what. Oxtail, obviously. It's. I guess it's the tail of an ox, but it tasted. It was great.

[Christy Lee]

Filipino cooking. A lot of.

[Tom]

Whatever it was, it was great.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you have to stop that. People are going to restaurants to have dinner. Stop bothering them and asking them more.

[Tom]

I know. I overheard him.

[Chick McGee]

I do. And that's rude as well.

[Tom]

He was right next to me.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard eavesdropping is rude.

[Tom]

We were at the counter, and I would like restaurants to start putting photo if you're gonna have.

[Chick McGee]

You're such a tool. I can't believe it.

[Tom]

We got a letter from my buddy Mick Clapp.

[Chick McGee]

Well, act like we're not here.

[Tom]

Mr. Clapp from Detroit. He goes, chick, I usually agree with you. And then he makes some remark about my always being right in regards to oxtail hash. I'm siding with Tom all the way on this one. You guys need to broaden Your culinary taste.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think any of us.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

None of us said anything negative about it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I just won't eat it.

[Tom]

You were going on and on about the mud vein and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah. Being silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. There's no. The intestines don't run through the tail.

[Christy Lee]

When's the last time you saw somebody

[Chick McGee]

poop out of their tail? Well, I mean.

[Tom]

Well, I'll tell you what, that usually costs about 80 bucks if you just

[Chick McGee]

want to watch that.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, he said, trying to irritate Tom for further. Yes, it would be not farther. Further. Costco customers shopping in the alcohol aisle have found themselves face to face with something called I got that dog in me bourbon.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

How about that? There it is, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

What is this?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed. Costco. They love the hot dogs at Costco. Count me among that number. Most comments online. They enjoy the bourbon and it does have a little bit of their hot dog. Delicious hot dog water in the bourbon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dog water, Tom. And what would you pay for a bottle of hot dog water? That's right. 85.99.

[Tom]

So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Hot dog bourbon.

[Chick McGee]

It's hot dog bourbon.

[Tom]

It's bourbon with. Made with hot dog water.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? You can only assign Buy the hot. I got that dog and me bourbon. A purchase limit of one per membership. They're trying to not run out.

[Christy Lee]

Out.

[Tom]

That's interesting. Is that. Is it a dollar fifty?

[Christy Lee]

A dollar fifty is what the hot dogs are.

[Chick McGee]

A dollar fifty hot dog. No, I said it. 85.99 a bottle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

There it is where it says $1.50.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That. That's the hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

I would try that quicker than I would the oxtail soup. Well, I would. I spoke. I misspoke. I would drink that whole bottle. I see everything.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I got that dog in me.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever had the hot dog at Costco's?

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty good.

[Tom]

I've never been to it.

[Christy Lee]

He's never been to a Costco. He has a membership, pays for it.

[Tom]

I'm sure other people in my family have gone. I awfully busy.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just stop the dance. Don't say family, say team. It's more of a team. It's more of the rest of the employees.

[Christy Lee]

Jes go's there for you all the time.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Tom]

That way I don't have to go. I'm sure it's nice.

[Christy Lee]

I went there yesterday. It's Amazing. Really? Yeah. You never know what you're gonna find.

[Chick McGee]

It is, it's Christmas morning for food.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

You turn the aisle, there's a crunchy, what do they call those? Toasted St. Louis with the raviolis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, toasted ravioli Rose.

[Chick McGee]

They have sides of beef. They have cream cheese. Popcorn. They have popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

They have popcorn by big bags of popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Big as your head.

[Tom]

Is it free? You walk up and describe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh no, no, no, you gotta buy it.

[Chick McGee]

You can choplift, polish,

[Josh Arnold]

open up a bag.

[Tom]

Well, speaking of booze and hot dog infused booze, we have a funny liquor story. This morning Christy and I were talking about this off the air involving Anheuser Busch.

[Christy Lee]

Natural Light beer is releasing a fertilizer made with spent beer grains. It's called Natural Light Lawn Brew. And according to Anheuser Bush, the fertilizer repurposes leftover grains from the brewing process and mixes them with real fertilizer to help, quote, create a balanced soil base and support stronger, healthier grass growth.

[Chick McGee]

How can it not smell like beer?

[Christy Lee]

The brand said the new product allows fans 21 and older to enjoy natural light. From pint to plant. Of course, that's a nice marketing slogan.

[Tom]

So you have to be 21 to buy the fertilizer.

[Christy Lee]

64 oz bags of lawn brew are currently available for 14.99 from shopbeergear.com and I was just reading yesterday about making natural fertilizer using beer and for plant growth.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's how I grow my brew, cumbers every year.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're very popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy. Brew. Com.

[Chick McGee]

Now how do you make those? You, you pour beer over the seeds.

[Jeff Oskay]

You use that fertilizer when you grow your cucumbers.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar's out there. Oscar's out there crapping on his cucumbers.

[Tom]

I used to, I used to urinate on my hostas to keep the beer, keep the deer from drinking, eating them. Jesus. This is interesting. So there's no alcohol then? Really left over in the, in the fertilizer.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good. They're upcycling if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Were you guys like me when lums. There was a Lums restaurant and they had hot dogs steamed in beer. And I thought you could get drunk eating a Lum's hot dog. When I was a kid, people all

[Tom]

the time, they boil brats in beer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, I, I, absolutely. That's the only way to make a brat. Boil them in beer and then put, throw them on the grill.

[Tom]

So is this, so this is, this is combining what is it? Natural light. Natural light and grass.

[Christy Lee]

It's. Yeah.

[Tom]

So you get. You get so drunk you're too lazy to mow the grass.

[Chick McGee]

I think after a while, I can't see anything going wrong. Getting drunk and going out to mow the lawn, I'd be fine.

[Tom]

Well, that's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Repurposing that stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great way to. Yeah. Does it smell real bad stuff? I wouldn't think so. I mean, it's just leftover grain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. When you drive by the Anheuser Busch Brewery, it can reek.

[Chick McGee]

Does that smell like beer or does it smell.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it smells like a. Yeah, it's processing.

[Tom]

And if you've ever smelled silage, that's like living in a sewer. It's bad. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's real bad.

[Tom]

I just got my yard mulched.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that smells good, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

But, you know, you don't really buy beer, do you? You're rent.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom]

Thank you. Write that in stone.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What color mulch did you go with?

[Tom]

Black.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta go black.

[Josh Arnold]

And how is the black this year? Sometimes it's not great.

[Tom]

It's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Tom]

Problem with it is one of my

[Christy Lee]

dogs, it likes to eat.

[Tom]

It likes to eat it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, it is a problem. The ergo, the dog vomit. Sunday morning.

[Chick McGee]

I went black that one year and I've never gone back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's the only color to go with.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know the color to go with.

[Tom]

Always been on two in the last two minutes. Okay, thank you very much. Christy Lee is at the bottom trying to keep up. News desk, that's Chick McGee opining. Hello from the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I'll remind you, orange in cells goes okay. Face it, your bracket is busted. How about winning a new 4K TV? Visit bobandtom.com contest courtesy of Orange Insoles. Christy Lee, back to you.

[Christy Lee]

It may be holy week for a lot of people, but a lot of folks just think of Easter. They think of what? Eggs. We have eggs in the news, animal rights advocates are urging those celebrating Easter to swap out those colored eggs for decorated potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

In an open letter to the Idaho Potato Commission, the PETA people have asked the organization to join it in encouraging the White House to adopt animal friendly Idaho potatoes during its annual egg roll event. The letter reads, quote, a White House Easter potato roll would boost Idaho's potato farmers while leaving hens in peace and ensuring that every tot who doesn't Eat eggs for ethical, environmental, health, or religious reasons can join in the festivities.

[Josh Arnold]

I would pay $1,000 to go to an underground supper club where we kill and eat a PETA member.

[Tom]

Potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Potatoes.

[Tom]

But they have eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do have eyes. They see everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, one of the potatoes have got to be going, what the hell's this?

[Christy Lee]

What'd we do?

[Tom]

I mean, a dyed potato would really be that attractive.

[Christy Lee]

And if you dye it, you could color it with markers, I guess.

[Tom]

Markers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the kids are gonna love that, honey. Got the taters all colored.

[Jeff Oskay]

If I'm hunting a potato, it better be baked. It better have sour cream, ranch cheese, and bacon on it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a loaded baked potato.

[Tom]

Yeah, the kids are gonna. Well, we've. We've put. First of all, they don't want real eggs anyway. They just want the plastic. They want the plastic ones full of money now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nobody eats the Easter eggs anyway, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

We used to make it.

[Tom]

You can't. If they be sitting out, how long can they sit out before you can eat?

[Chick McGee]

Eight weeks.

[Tom]

No, no, no, no, no. They're not long.

[Christy Lee]

Not long.

[Tom]

Yeah, you don't eat those. But yeah, we'll be doing it this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

How long can you keep eggs in the refrigerator? And they'll be okay? Like, a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

I've used them way past, but hard boiled, seven days. I just looked it up.

[Tom]

Out of the fridge? No, in the fridge.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I was showing Tom at the break that you can. And I didn't know this. Josh said his grandmother used. Used onion skin and herbs to dye eggs with. That's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it would look really pretty.

[Tom]

It's kind of old fashioned because you got to boil. You put the onion skins in a

[Christy Lee]

boiling water, add some vinegar.

[Tom]

Because when I was a kid, you had to have the vinegar and the boiling water, and now it's just. You throw the tablets in and voila.

[Christy Lee]

This is a nice natural.

[Tom]

Those little teeny wire egg picker upper things.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Do they still have the tablets?

[Tom]

Yeah, you just throw in a couple tablets.

[Chick McGee]

That's not as elaborate.

[Tom]

Not as paws.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're the workhorse of the industry. I find that somewhat disappointing that they haven't advanced the science of egg dyeing.

[Tom]

They have. You don't have to boil. You used to. Have to.

[Chick McGee]

Have to.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom would have to boil it and the vinegar.

[Chick McGee]

And they should be deeper, darker colors.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you leave them in there

[Josh Arnold]

longer, we would eventually get. We would take a white crayon, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Make designs. And then those would show up in the dye.

[Tom]

Josh got me this little thing a couple years ago. They spin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You put them in that and spin them. That's an. That's an advance. I want. Yeah, and you use markers instead of. That's funny.

[Tom]

But this thing that Christie was showing me with the onion skin and the. It's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

They're really.

[Tom]

Where's. What is the website for that? Is it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you can just. Just look up dying Easter eggs with onion skin. It's pretty easy.

[Tom]

I just want to see Mr. Potato Head take on the PITA. Mr. Potato Head takes on Peter Cottontail like a WWE match. Is anyone really going to do this? And first of all, what about the potato? I feel bad for them. They were. Of course, they did everything for the Super Bowl. They were there for us, as we know. Baked potatoes, the number one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Baked potato bar. Yeah.

[Tom]

Voted the number one snack at the Super Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

If you've ever wondered why eggs is

[Tom]

Easter ham still okay, it better be,

[Christy Lee]

because I ordered one yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not with pita.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not with pita.

[Tom]

Even if you have the potatoes instead of the eggs, you can't serve them at the festivity.

[Christy Lee]

I have to have a tofurkey or whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you do?

[Christy Lee]

Doy.

[Josh Arnold]

Careful, fam.

[Chick McGee]

When we call, we go off the air. You're talking to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, whatever. If you've ever wondered why eggs and rabbits are associated with Easter, you have.

[Chick McGee]

They were found in the cave where Jesus rolled the rock away. Look, it's a bunny.

[Josh Arnold]

Loaded with bunnies and eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

European pagans viewed eggs as a symbol of the regeneration that comes with springtime. Early Christian borrowed this image and applied it to Jesus Christ. Now, as for the bunnies, one theory is that the symbol stems from the pagan festival of Estor Estre, a goddess of fertility whose animal symbol was a rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

E O S T R E. Rabbits.

[Chick McGee]

Always knocked up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Never got pregnant.

[Christy Lee]

Rabbits known for their energetic breeding of traditionally symbolized fertility. We all know that.

[Tom]

Got the. We got the eggs. We got the bunnies. What about peeps? What are those from?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Are you chocolate? I'm anti.

[Tom]

Peep.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stand.

[Christy Lee]

I'm anti.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a fan either, everybody. I'm glad they're out there still for people to enjoy. But I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Cute in the basket. But you don't eat them or microwave them.

[Tom]

And look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, two pro people. Absolutely.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pro Peeps.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pink, yellow, all of them. Son of a gun.

[Tom]

How about a peep show Show?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good. You ever been to a peep show?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Put your face right in there. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where do you put your face?

[Chick McGee]

You have to peep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It's not a long show.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a peep show, like Lance show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you peeping? I am.

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a show in there.

[Tom]

Hey, could we move forward? Because I've got to go.

[Chick McGee]

Just call it a show.

[Tom]

I've got to go peep really bad. Could we.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta peep. Like a race.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you want to get away, how about getting away in a Hyundai? It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever drive a Hyundai by, I don't know, Niagara Falls or a rushing river or.

[Tom]

Did I mention I've got a baby?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

Right now. You can get great deals on their most popular models, including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe Hybrid. Also the Tucson or of course, my favorite daily driver, the Tucson Hybrid. Plus there's Hyundai's bold and stylish Elantra. And if you want to go all electric, the Ioniq 5 or the Ioniq 9 are definitely worth looking at. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get a deal you're gonna love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event going on now. Visit Hyundai USA.com for details. That's Hyundai USA.com.

[Tom]

thanks very much. Do you guys remember the commercial back in the day where a guy was sitting in a chair and it looked like he had a big fan blowing at him?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maxwell Maxell.

[Tom]

Maxell. That was a great, great magazine ad. Usually. Guess what? Maxell is back in the news. You're going to be quite surprised. Why? When we come back. Also, we have a little bit of history for you. And Napoleon's hat is in the news. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and [e-mail]

[Tom]

show tap the mic.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Chris Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

The guitar in the organ. He'll have a song, right, Tom? Coming up here. How about a song?

[Tom]

We're gonna do some mystery. Maybe he can tie a song into history.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's exciting.

[Tom]

Know anything about Renee Descartes?

[Josh Arnold]

Not a whole lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Not enough to Do a song.

[Chick McGee]

I know. She put. He put the horse before that cart.

[Tom]

The cart.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oscar.

[Tom]

He's a dude, though.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, there's Josh Arnold. You mean D, E, C, A, R, T, E, S. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom]

It's time for history. Let's do a little bit of history.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom]

And now, Pat, you know this. What is Descartes famous for saying? What?

[Pat Godwin]

I just know his sister, Ella. Ella Carte.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. She always pronounced Allah. I know, but would never eat a full meal.

[Tom]

You know, I. I admire the courage it took to go forward with that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I think, therefore I am.

[Tom]

Yes. And then. Or as Popeye said, I think, therefore I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I am what I am.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

There you go. This is interesting. Descartes served in the Dutch State Army. Do you know that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was.

[Tom]

Are you familiar with the Swiss army knife?

[Chick McGee]

It was a jazz. It was a jet pipe.

[Tom]

The Dutch army knife comes with a hash pipe. It's very nice. You see, we have. Oh. Happy birthday, Johann Sebastian Bachel.

[Christy Lee]

Beyond the Symphony Channel today.

[Tom]

Then he Hawk. Wrote the theme song to welcome Back Cotter.

[Christy Lee]

Did he?

[Tom]

Yes. Welcome back.

[Josh Arnold]

They're making a new. You know what? That. That took care of that.

[Tom]

Welcome Back.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody has any business on the air anymore. You're amazing.

[Tom]

Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'll be back. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom]

Okay. Let's see. Oh, this is good. Okay. Now this. Christie. 1878.

[Christy Lee]

1878.

[Tom]

The first African American heavyweight champion was 1878. Born on this date in 1878.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Sullivan.

[Tom]

The fight, I think, was in 19.

[Chick McGee]

Double J.

[Tom]

Ten ish, I think. Yeah. Double Jack Johnson.

[Christy Lee]

Jack Johnson. Oh, not the banana trees. No, not.

[Tom]

Not banana pancakes. Jack Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, he's not singing.

[Christy Lee]

I like. Although all the songs do sound alike.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't say his name again, otherwise we'll all be wearing shark tooth necklaces. That's how it works.

[Tom]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

You say his name three times and

[Christy Lee]

we get to live in Hawaii.

[Tom]

All right, this is for you, Josh. Born in 1928. The great Gordie Howe.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the Gordie Howe Hat trick.

[Tom]

Had like, five, six, eight nicknames.

[Chick McGee]

What is the Gordie Howe Hat Truck Trick.

[Josh Arnold]

A goal, an assist and a fight. Yes.

[Tom]

He was called Mr. Elbow.

[Chick McGee]

I met Gordy Howe, and I remember because when he shook my hand, his none of his fingers were pointing the way they're supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was Amazing.

[Tom]

He was in her. I remember you, Pop. Remember he took his teeth out?

[Chick McGee]

Remember He. He played with his son Mark and Marty. They. They all three played in the World Hockey Association.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they played together.

[Tom]

Bob, the Steve found. Oh. Happy birthday. Christopher Walken.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, it's Christopher. Christopher Walken. Is his name no L in there? No, not three. Ls the way Tom pronounces it. Yes for walan.

[Tom]

I didn't say wal.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you did. Listen to the tape.

[Josh Arnold]

Christopher Walken. It's almost a walk.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a walk.

[Tom]

Get that?

[Chick McGee]

Him saying Christopher wallo here.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't say walk. It's walk. Walk this way.

[Chick McGee]

Walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Walk this way.

[Tom]

Christopher Walken mispronounced it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing for walk this way.

[Tom]

You don't pronounce the L. You're saying

[Chick McGee]

it's a silent L. No, I'm saying it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, kinda.

[Chick McGee]

You're saying wallokin for some reason. I don't know why. You've always said it. It's walkin.

[Tom]

That's what I said. It's Vulcan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you really hit that. Did you say Falcon?

[Tom]

Yes, the Maltese Falcon.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, what are you gonna do? That's what he does.

[Jeff Oskay]

When you're wrong, you're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

What about. And you stick to it, buddy.

[Tom]

You know? So whenever I think of him, I think of this great exchange we had with Kevin Pollock. Let's give it a shot. Kevin Pollock is our guest. This is something that interests me. You do, for example, you do a tremendous Johnny Carson. Are all of your guys gonna die off pretty soon? And is that a concern? Because one of the things about our life now, with all these TV channels out there, there's so little commonality. Yeah, you know, we're. You. The. The classic impressions. When we were coming up, you know, was Edward G. Robinson when we were little kids.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom]

Who the hell's that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And now you've got people in their 30s going, Johnny who?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's why I had to bring along Christopher Walken for the kids who love him. I'm a huffer at heart.

[Tom]

I don't know if you saw the

[Chick McGee]

Fat Boy Slim video.

[Tom]

Know, but I kick it old school. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Have you interviewed Christopher Walken? Okay, well, here's your chance.

[Tom]

And keep in mind, all of his

[Chick McGee]

thoughts are completely unconnected.

[Tom]

So go ahead and ask Christopher Walken anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

What's the.

[Tom]

What's your new project, Christopher? Frankenstein never scared me.

[Chick McGee]

So how long have you been working on the. On the film marsupials?

[Tom]

Do

[Chick McGee]

and when's its release date?

[Tom]

Because they're fast. Kevin Pollock.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the great moments.

[Tom]

Thank you very much. We're still doing history. Happy birthday, Al Gore.

[Josh Arnold]

Tipper.

[Tom]

Remember his wife's name?

[Chick McGee]

Tipper.

[Christy Lee]

Tipper.

[Chick McGee]

Tipper. See if he had an unsteady gait.

[Tom]

Had he become president, she couldn't. Had he become president, she would have been the first first lady with a stripper name since Bess Truman. We all know stripper.

[Chick McGee]

Bess, of course, is Tipper.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What in God's name are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Not only is Tipper not a stripper name, nor's best.

[Chick McGee]

And I know that's the supposed to be funny, that best. Okay.

[Tom]

Can you imagine? Would you rather see Bess Truman or Eleanor Roosevelt stripping?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Mamie Eisenhower? That's what I want to see.

[Tom]

Okay. Happy birthday, Angus. Angus Young, which in Latin means veal. Wait a minute, minute.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's funnier than the Tipper stripper thing. Okay, you know the difference.

[Tom]

Why do you keep Christy for you? In 1889, the Eiffel Tower opened.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

And it's still not finished. Josh, have you seen it?

[Christy Lee]

My God, when they got drywall, that thing. Come on.

[Tom]

In 1943, Oklahoma premiered on Broadway.

[Christy Lee]

It's my bonus son's birthday today. Happy birthday, Grant.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Born on this date in some year.

[Tom]

Let's see the first WrestleMania in 1985. On this date, Hulk Hogan versus Mr. T.

[Christy Lee]

1985.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we lost our minds.

[Tom]

And oh, lastly, this is the first time Jimi Hendrix lit his guitar on fire in 1967. So there you go. A little bit of history for you. Thank you very much. Now, coming up, what have you got over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Maxell in the news. We have a. As you said, the hat worn by Napoleon. And we have a DNA problem with identical twins fathering a child.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, this is interesting. This is. We need Jerry Springer back for this one. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X. Bob and Tom, or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the News center, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. You all right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm great.

[Chick McGee]

Comfortable?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom]

Hi, y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, y'. All.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Trick McGee TheOrangeInsols.com Sports Desk Desk oh hello Tom. How are you doing? Great.

[Tom]

How about you Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not bad.

[Tom]

Good to see you. We have Christy Lee at the news desk. Now we've promised you see this story from Cornell.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, this is up your alley.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Once a semester a Cornell University instructor requires her students to complete an in class assignment using typewriters. An exercise to help them understand what writing thinking in classrooms were like before everything turned digital.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The revival part of a national trend toward old school testing methods like in class pen and paper exams and oral tests to prevent AI use for assignments on laptops.

[Tom]

Yeah that's great. I I that's fine. I just, I hated typewriters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I wonder where she found all the

[Jeff Oskay]

time I bought a vintage typewriter to write on like I thought that would be.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what I mean? And yeah it's really hard. Like you have to really mash the keys. You do get it to strike like

[Christy Lee]

you need those IBM with a right.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I got the old school not electric just straight typewriter.

[Tom]

You make a typo then you got to go back and you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The ribbon can be a total pain in the ass. Yeah.

[Tom]

Hated it. Well and I had a couple professors if there was any typos. Automatic F. Are you kidding me? No. Total waste of time. But I can see the point here is. Yeah. Getting people to take old school tests.

[Chick McGee]

You. You thought you were. You were smarter than all your professors, didn't you?

[Tom]

No, I just thought. I don't believe typing is not the most important aspect of getting an education.

[Christy Lee]

Well and you couldn't type either.

[Tom]

So I always I do to the

[Chick McGee]

two finger things at least once a week. I regret not taking typing well I

[Tom]

did try to take learning how to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah right.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't you pay somebody to just type your paper for you?

[Tom]

But I mean it's word processing is. I remember andy Rooney on 60 Minutes that a thing once about how great word because he hated everything new but he loved word processors. It's so much easier.

[Christy Lee]

True speaking.

[Tom]

But this is she's talking about this professor is talking about doing old school. That's smart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Speaking of old is new again. Maxell has released an updated version of its famous cassette player. The electronics company said its new wireless cassette player blends old school design with new technology by allowing the user to listen to tape cassette tapes from Bluetooth headphones for up to 11 hours. And it still features a classic headphone jack. Maxell added that it can charge in under two hours with the USB C. Fast charging. And it'll set you back about 75 bucks. There you go.

[Tom]

There you go. Go.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom]

That's kind of cool. It's a little tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like walk the Max L. Walkman.

[Tom]

Yeah, yeah. Bluetooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do they want for that?

[Christy Lee]

75 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

What you mean what.

[Jeff Oskay]

That thing was like $4 back in

[Josh Arnold]

when I was young.

[Chick McGee]

$4.

[Jeff Oskay]

$70 for the. A tape player.

[Tom]

I mean, a ghetto blaster cost you 500 bucks.

[Jeff Oskay]

A ghetto blaster would cost you about 25 bucks now.

[Tom]

Well, now at the pawn shop.

[Chick McGee]

At the pawn shop?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I've got one at the Shack still.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the boom box?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a boombox, Tom.

[Tom]

Yeah, whatever you want to. I'm just trying to help politically correct it.

[Chick McGee]

Believe me, I'm.

[Tom]

Ghetto blasters. You put them over your shoulder and walk.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had the cool one that had the detachable speakers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

About a foot and a half of cord.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right. You could make it now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now you got some stereo sound.

[Josh Arnold]

But I did it. And I would angle them thinking. Thinking it made any damn difference.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do it on the basketball court in my backyard. I would detach some speakers.

[Tom]

We have one of those too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom]

At the Shack? Absolutely. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It never occurred to me to maybe change. Switch out the speaker cables and have it really go far.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. That never dawned on me once.

[Tom]

But the. The cool thing about this is there was that resurgence of cassettes because of Guardians of the Galaxy, the story. The one factory that's left making cassettes.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom]

And if you've.

[Chick McGee]

If you.

[Tom]

If you're of a certain age, you've never had to go find a pencil and respool up the stuff into a cassette. Cassettes were a great format for a while. Is. Especially in your car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Especially if you had to deal with eight tracks to go from a track to cassette.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't have any problem. I loved a track.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I sure did.

[Christy Lee]

You loved it when they.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute. Hang on. I'm thinking I might. I might have hated them. Now you put it that way.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'm wrong.

[Christy Lee]

You like the click in the middle of a song.

[Chick McGee]

I loved it. I loved the whole thing. I had the player, the recorder.

[Tom]

I. Jeffrey, you probably still use those cassette jewel cases to store joints.

[Chick McGee]

Big druggie.

[Tom]

Aren't they just the right size?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

That is where my buddy kept his weed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Was In a cassette chicken case.

[Tom]

I bet you've done this. As the seasons would change in the fall, you'd get that frost. You would take a cassette jewel case.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Bust it open. Absolutely. And use it to scrape your ice on your windshield.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the problem here. No, hold an empty cassette case. Don't bust it apart.

[Tom]

No, I would. Yeah. Because you'd want the clear side and you to go on your.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hit the ice.

[Christy Lee]

CD case would do that too.

[Josh Arnold]

It did.

[Tom]

Yeah. Do you have a picture of that Maxell commercial from that was. There we go. This is one of the great, iconic. One of the great ads from the 70s. The guy sitting there and it's like he's behind a giant. In front of a giant fan. And that was the sound of them.

[Chick McGee]

You remember the commercial, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where they.

[Tom]

It.

[Chick McGee]

The. It's blowing him back. So. And his drinks being blown across the table. It was a real. It was a good commercial.

[Tom]

So anyways, someone probably has an old copy of Camel Toe from our show on cassette.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom]

So nostalgia for back in the day. That's a great price for that thing, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was high too. You can get really good Bluetooth speakers for less than that.

[Tom]

But I mean, this is playing a

[Chick McGee]

cassette, which is inferior, which might make it more. Less.

[Tom]

Well, Josh, you know, there are those that claim that vinyl has a better sound. And right there also there's. That's very small school of thought that the. The 11 1-7-8th inch per second cassette has better quality.

[Christy Lee]

And you're paying for the name, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the nostalgia.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Are they ever going to come out and say what the optimum medium is to listen to music?

[Tom]

Is it.

[Chick McGee]

Is it vinyl?

[Christy Lee]

Your ears.

[Chick McGee]

There's no. It's not vinyl. What is. I. I look to you, Tom, to give me answers.

[Pat Godwin]

X's and O's, baby.

[Chick McGee]

It's digital.

[Tom]

It's digital. Digital. They can get it.

[Chick McGee]

It is digital.

[Tom]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about the warm feeling of a vinyl record? Oh, that's.

[Tom]

You keep thinking that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all. They're all magnificent.

[Chick McGee]

I could have sworn that this is the guy who was poo pooing digital. And they mash it and they compress it right here. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I think CDs were the best. I think CDs were the best because none of it's compressed. None them of like some of the. Some of your radio can get. And digital can.

[Tom]

Depends.

[Chick McGee]

But first.

[Tom]

First cd.

[Chick McGee]

First cd. You played on the air.

[Tom]

I Know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bruce Springsteen.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't ask you. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

Bruce Springsteen.

[Chick McGee]

Bruce Springsteen. What's. You remember this? Born in the USA or something?

[Christy Lee]

Black and white. Born to Run. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What about you?

[Tom]

That's the one. That was the first one here.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you play?

[Chick McGee]

Alan Parsons. Games. People play. Oh, I don't why I remember that, but I do.

[Tom]

Yeah. Okay, well.

[Chick McGee]

But real dumb.

[Tom]

Okay, Christy, what else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of. Real old and newly discovered hat believed to have been worn by. By Napoleon Bonaparte.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

During his exile on the island of St. Helena is going on display outside Paris later this year.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Elba. What happened to Elba? Exiled to both places. Tom, I look to you.

[Tom]

You got me. I don't know. I always thought it was elbow, too.

[Christy Lee]

The black.

[Tom]

Maybe there wasn't enough elbow room so

[Josh Arnold]

they had to go to.

[Chick McGee]

No, that. Let me tell you something. And I know what I'm talking about. That's the funniest thing you said all day.

[Tom]

I don't know. I don't know. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of elbow room.

[Christy Lee]

The black felt.

[Tom]

So he was. He was where?

[Christy Lee]

He was exiled on the island of St. Helena.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, on this you got your facts wrong on that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that happened after Russia and stuff like that. He was. He was a part of the Russian battle.

[Christy Lee]

I am not going to laugh on my French history.

[Tom]

Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they did. After the Great War or whatever the hell.

[Tom]

Okay, could we just move on this

[Chick McGee]

history moment,

[Tom]

where can you see the hat?

[Christy Lee]

The black felled white corn hat will be exhibited at the Chateau de Chantilly.

[Tom]

Chantilly. Legs and a butterfree.

[Chick McGee]

Would you eat at a restaurant called the Chateau de Chat? Would you?

[Tom]

I ate at a restaurant in Paris called Le Petit Cock and they had

[Chick McGee]

a little rooster, a little chicken.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Matthew, director of the Conde Museum, where the headdress will go to display, said the find was a true miracle, stressing that all of it was a well preserved piece. Piece. So if you want to see the hat.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Napoleon's penis somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Supposedly in a J?

[Tom]

Yeah, I thought so. Doesn't some game show host own it in New Jersey or something?

[Chick McGee]

Peter to Markin.

[Tom]

Seriously, isn't it owned by someone in New Jersey?

[Christy Lee]

You guys know the weirdest?

[Josh Arnold]

The estate of Ray Combs.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, just as I told Tom earlier, that's the funniest thing you said all day.

[Tom]

This guy said it was a well preserved piece.

[Josh Arnold]

This hat or the penis?

[Tom]

No, no, the hat. He said the same thing about Brigitte Bardot, about Two months. Right there at the. Right there at the end.

[Chick McGee]

He's kind of rough on the eyes.

[Tom]

Time to check in with Josh because if your knees hurt, maybe it's because your feet are not getting the support that they need. How about your back? Same deal. Your legs are falling asleep. Uh huh. That's because you're not taking care of the very bottom of your frame.

[Josh Arnold]

Legs are falling asleep. That is a weird feeling, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. It's like you're in your body but your legs have walked off without you.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom]

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[Christy Lee]

It's a new Jersey urologist's family who has Napoleon's Venus.

[Tom]

No. So I was close.

[Christy Lee]

You were very close.

[Pat Godwin]

Not Wink Martindale.

[Christy Lee]

Not Wink Martindale.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was Peter Tamarkin, dad.

[Tom]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Can we see the penis?

[Tom]

Coming up. We have a googly eyes in the news in the world of science. And just because you're on a horse doesn't mean you can't be charged with a DUI. We'll find out about that from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin at the Music Center. I guess there's Jeff Fosque. Yep. Hello, Josh. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, Everybody, I'm Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Hello, Chick McGee. Want to say hi to my. My daughters? Two of them are here. They're on spring break, but they just came in to say hi. And I just noticed that my 13 year old is significantly taller than Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, thanks. I noticed that too.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom]

I bet it happen. That's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Finn.

[Tom]

Thank you very much that we have this letter. This is. This is somewhat disturbing, but I'm going to read it. When I was 8 or 9. By the way, this. This is from. We'll call him Mr. N. He said. He said, I am 58 now.

[Chick McGee]

Good one.

[Tom]

A couple of my friends were getting divorced. I asked my mom, mom that if she and my dad ever got divorced, who would get me? She looked at me and said without hesitation, the loser.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

So this guy and I are related.

[Tom]

That's a little rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sure they had a sense of humor.

[Chick McGee]

It's just mom busting your balls.

[Tom]

When you're eight.

[Chick McGee]

We're busting balls.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a tough world out there. Yeah.

[Tom]

Okay. P.S. josh, have you ever seen the movie It's Alive?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I have. Yes.

[Tom]

Is that the one about the tire?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. That.

[Josh Arnold]

That's rubber. Rubber. It's Alive is about a killer baby.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen all three of them.

[Pat Godwin]

There are three?

[Josh Arnold]

There are three. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it the same baby.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who I think directed It's Alive is Bob Clark, who directed A Christmas Story and Porky's.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. It's Alive. One, two, and three.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Have you. He also. If you've seen the movie, Larry Clark called the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. James Brolin. There's this black car shows up in town and it's possessed by the devil.

[Tom]

Does it drive itself?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's possessed. That's who's driving.

[Josh Arnold]

And I loved that movie as a kid. The car.

[Tom]

Well, cool. Well, let's get back to Christy Lee at the news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A British court of appeals says it cannot rule in a case of a parental responsibility wherein a woman had relations with identical twins and gave birth to a child. According to the guardian, one of the twins was registered as the father on the birth certificate. You're gonna have to follow this. But his identical twin, along with the mother, sought to take over parental responsibility. Justices said that DNA testing has revealed that either of the twins could be the father. So now the twin on the birth register will no longer have parental responsibility until the court hears further arguments.

[Tom]

Well, we know she has a type.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, I bet Thanksgivings are fun. I guess they don't have Thanksgiving.

[Tom]

That is rather awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Rather.

[Tom]

So this would be a Maury Povich thing, but the DNA is not going to tell them, right? Because is their DNA are identical twins. Do they have the exact same DNA?

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd think there'd be some difference, some slight marker. I don't know. I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom]

This is the dilemma. I believe this is called Schrodinger's dong. That's right. In scientific circles, it involves.

[Chick McGee]

Is the dong still in there?

[Tom]

Cat in a box. Well, that irritates me, that whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I hear that a hospital

[Christy Lee]

in Florida has dropped its lawsuit against that woman who refused to leave her room. Do you remember that story? Tallahassee Memorial Hospital said the unnamed woman has finally left more than five months after she was officially discharged. The hospital had filed the lawsuit earlier in the month requesting an injunction to force her to leave the room and authorizing the county sheriff's office to assist if necessary. A hearing was canceled after the hospital filed a notice of voluntary dismissal with prejudice and the case is no longer active. Well, she left.

[Tom]

I. I mean, she.

[Chick McGee]

Gone.

[Tom]

The easiest way to get rid of. Rid of a white lady like that is to season her food. She. She. Can you imagine that?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom]

The chef at the. The chef at the hospital Going. She loves my food.

[Chick McGee]

What my friend Tom here is trying to say is that white. White women, I guess, don't like spicy.

[Tom]

Nobody. She likes my meatloaf so much, she's staying in the hospital. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what he's doing. He sure is enjoying it.

[Tom]

This isn't a hotel.

[Chick McGee]

A lady.

[Tom]

You gotta get out of here. They can't just shove her in a chair, wheel her out front and leave her there.

[Christy Lee]

She did leave, but finally. I know.

[Tom]

After what, six months?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yes. She would not leave the hospital.

[Tom]

Okay, yeah. How does that work exactly?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you just stay in your room apparently until somebody comes legally.

[Tom]

And so do they have to keep bringing her food?

[Josh Arnold]

Food?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You can't starve her to death.

[Pat Godwin]

Nurses aren't coming in for her, are they? They're leaving her alone.

[Christy Lee]

Probably. Probably. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's that lady? Yeah, she just lives here now.

[Chick McGee]

You heard about the people moving into the mall? Same thing, only a. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers have devised a simple yet strange method for protecting food. Speaking of food from seagulls, have you heard of this? Professor Laura Kelly at the University of Exeter explained adding so called goo goo googly eyes onto food packaging can be enough to stop some seagulls from making off with.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that they're creatures.

[Chick McGee]

We all know. Seagulls are jackasses. I think everything's theirs.

[Christy Lee]

For the study, Dr. Kelly and a colleague stuck googly eyes on the takeout box. Left one plain, one with googly eyes, both on the ground. They found the birds were slower to approach and less likely to peck at the boxes with the eye.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a viable experiment to me. What do you think, doctor?

[Christy Lee]

Researchers said many animals, both wild and domestic, domesticated.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you want a domesticated one?

[Christy Lee]

Are very aware of eyes which can indicate the presence of a predator or be used to communicate.

[Tom]

Is that why the tails of peacocks? Is that what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

And then weren't there some farmers who were spray painting eyes on the asses of their cows or something like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, Tom, have you seen this? It's big on the fishing kind of sales they now have. Are they dragonflies that you clip to the bill of your hat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's supposed to keep all bugs away from you. And apparently I have friends who use them. They work great.

[Josh Arnold]

So it looks like a dragonfly kind of on an antenna type thing. And other bugs don't go near you.

[Tom]

That's cool because there's the. There's a line in this story about what is it, lions or something?

[Christy Lee]

Well, what he just said. I was going to say this. This was the study in Botswana. Lions and leopards killed 19 unmarked cattle, but none of them touched the cattle that had the eyes on the back on the rump.

[Tom]

That is so interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You see those people that they viral art. They draw eyes on their closed eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Always freaks me. Yeah, I don't care.

[Tom]

Do you like eating stuff that has the eye still on it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I ever don't, do we.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I ever have like. You're talking like a fish head.

[Tom]

Yeah, I remember I had that over the summer and they. It had the. The face on it. The. Well, they gouge the eyes out.

[Chick McGee]

What is. What's Gaffigan's line? Please enjoy eating my body while I'm looking at you.

[Tom]

That's why I won't eat Captain Crunch.

[Christy Lee]

Captain Crunch.

[Tom]

You look at the. Look at the. Look at the box. He's. He's looking at you.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Christy Lee]

Lost your mind?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you referring to the fact that his eyebrows aren't part of his body?

[Tom]

I'm trying to find the story about the painting. Painting on the.

[Christy Lee]

I just told you the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Do it quietly.

[Tom]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I know livestock in Botswana.

[Chick McGee]

I know what you're talking about. Tom. I can't watch Major League Baseball. I told you that. The pitchers are always staring at me, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you looking at?

[Chick McGee]

Are you looking at a man facing

[Christy Lee]

DUI charges after police say he was riding a horse while intoxicated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

An officer with the Bowling Green police department spotted the guy Thursday evening on Glen Lily Road, home of the Falcons, slumped over on the horse, traveling in the opposite direction.

[Josh Arnold]

How dry I am.

[Christy Lee]

The officer went to check on the man who said he had, quote, just left the liquor store and was going home. The officer noted in the report that he observed a liquor bag tied to the saddle of the horse.

[Tom]

A bag?

[Christy Lee]

The bag from the liquor store. You know, where he had his, you

[Chick McGee]

know, sack of poke.

[Tom]

Oh, okay. Because don't they have they bagged up. Don't you drink bagged up wine?

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't know what is

[Josh Arnold]

actually in a bladder in a box.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get me wrong. I. Big fan of family coming to visit. This has really thrown you into some kind of. We're here for you.

[Tom]

Yeah, I. I just thought.

[Christy Lee]

The 48 year old was taken into custody and charged with operating a non motor vehicle under the influence of intoxicated dance.

[Chick McGee]

You can't ride A horse drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Nope, apparently not.

[Chick McGee]

What's the point?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course they're all drunk, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

In the Wild west, did they pull them over for dui?

[Chick McGee]

No. What about a care. What about a carriage? Are you still DUI with a carriage and a horse out front? Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Amish have been pulled over.

[Tom]

Yeah, we had that story where the guy was drunk and. But the horse knew the way home, Right?

[Chick McGee]

That's absolutely right.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a gig stand up gig in the state in the lower part of the state where people ride their horses in and literally they. The horses know how to get home and they just put them on. The horse's drunk.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

That shouldn't be a dui.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

First of all, they're not going very fast. I wouldn't think.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they could.

[Christy Lee]

And they're technically not driving.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not.

[Christy Lee]

They're riding their horses.

[Chick McGee]

Driving.

[Tom]

So how does this differ from these new Tesla that don't have to have. Didn't you right ride home.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was great. I was high the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

They're doing it for the person's safety, aren't they? The writers?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

But I bet it hurts to fall off a horse.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I should ask Christopher Reed, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a fat girl fall off a horse once.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, how fat?

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty fat.

[Chick McGee]

And. And did. Did you laugh?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you laugh right in front of me?

[Chick McGee]

Did you.

[Tom]

Did she see joke then this is a real occurrence.

[Chick McGee]

Did she see you laugh?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but it was. It was nearly impossible not to

[Chick McGee]

because

[Josh Arnold]

no one liked her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

This was not a well liked person. On the weekend tour, were you with your brothers and.

[Chick McGee]

No. No.

[Josh Arnold]

And when it happened, I mean there was a lot of. A lot of people were happy on the inside. Right in the mud.

[Chick McGee]

I'm mud.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm embarrassed to say this fact, but at my last wedding, the next day everyone who came to the wedding and the wedding party, we took a trail ride and we were going through.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard a lot of bad ideas. I know, I know, I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

80 people on a trail ride. This should go well. And hungover from the wedding and my sister in law identified twin sister in law is going through the river and her horse slipped and rolled on top of her and then flipped back and forth like four times before it could get its footing and crushed the inside of both of her thighs which were pitch black for the next seven weeks. Yeah.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was riding at my wedding.

[Chick McGee]

If I'M voting. I like Josh's story better.

[Tom]

She was okay though. Could have killed.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they had to come and pick her up with a 4x4 and bring her back like she couldn't walk for a couple.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I'll try. She's okay now. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, she walks fine.

[Tom]

Lucky it wasn't. She's a little bow legged. Lucky it wasn't your bride.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she was bowling at times. You hear she was bow legged.

[Tom]

That's the bride. Yeah. After the.

[Chick McGee]

You think that really happened?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You know, horses and.

[Tom]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Women. Let's just.

[Josh Arnold]

At some point.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, at some point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That comes from somewhere.

[Tom]

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[Tom]

Thank you very much. There might have been an odd smell in Maryland. What am I talking about? Well, you'll find out when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios at the news center, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a song here, Pat, I'm ready

[Pat Godwin]

for a song anytime.

[Chick McGee]

He's always ready. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby in that swell. Jim Otto, Raiders Jersey. I'm Chick McGee. The orange orange inSouls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom]

Found the story about painting eyes on the backsides of cows.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom]

Scientists have been painting eyes on the backsides of cows to protect livestock as well as the endangered African lion. The strategy is meant to protect the lions because the farmers are killing the lions because the lions are attacking their livestock. So they came up with the idea if they paint eyes on the. The backsides of the cows, tricking the lion into thinking it's been seen, which this is really interesting. So that it'll maybe preserve some more of the lions out there. But this is part of. Part of this whole thing with the googly eyes that we were talking about that they're putting. It shows that the seagulls won't get near these. These food.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom]

So it's the same principle. It's kind of cool. I. I imagine I'd like to see how scary it looks to have giant eyes on the ass of a cow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they had a picture of it, didn't I? Didn't you not see it when you just looked up the story?

[Tom]

This one doesn't have the photograph.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom]

Well, I imagine the.

[Josh Arnold]

They were sort of comical.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were.

[Tom]

But it's enough to scare the. Scare the lions away for their own protection. Not to mention the one lion says to the other, did you see the look in that face?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That's one ugly face. And the breath is just brutal. Christy, what do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Videos and images of an apocalyptic red sky over Western Australia has gone viral on social Media. According to AccuWeather, the skies turned a fiery red as dust filled the air ahead of Tropical Cyclone Norell. Authorities explained the soil in Australia is rich in iron and a weathering process of oxidation further gives it a rust colored hue, leading to the especially eerie site. The cyclone was downgraded to a tropical low pressure area after it brought rain and winds to Western Australia.

[Tom]

Do you have a picture of this? It is. It is bright red.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Tom]

Yeah, it almost. It looks. It almost looks fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's wild.

[Christy Lee]

That scared me.

[Josh Arnold]

That is blood red.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like it's a poster for 28 Days Later.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom]

Or the Rapture Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

If it were like 500 years ago, a virgin was getting sacrificed on that day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And an annual sock burning festival drew a crowd to Annapolis, Maryland. The Annapolis oyster roast and sock burning has welcomed spring and start of sailing season for the past 50 years. According to Baltimore Magazine, boatyard worker Bob Turner is credited with starting the tradition after tossing his winter socks into a bonfire and telling his co workers, I'm not putting them on again until next winter.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

The event now features music and, of course, alcohol, oyster shucking and poetry reading before the revelers toss their socks into the fire.

[Tom]

For your socks, Josh, that'd be more of a cremation.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Tom]

Oh, the human.

[Chick McGee]

The socks are loaded with semen.

[Christy Lee]

And authorities in Indiana say they were led on a chase by a man in a stolen Bud Light truck. The Vanderburg County Sheriff's office reports 41 year old Randall Baker made off with the truck from a liquor store down in Evansville.

[Chick McGee]

Randall Baker, the party maker?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. When officers caught up with him, Chicky allegedly refused to pull over, leading them on pursuit. During that pursuit, a deputy exited his patrol vehicle in an attempt to deploy stop sticks. At that time, the suspect steered the semi toward the deputy and struck the patrol vehicle. After deputies deployed the stop sticks, the suspect crashed into a patrol vehicle and drove off the roadway. Of course, he was taken into custody on numerous charges. Charges.

[Tom]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

If you're driving a beer truck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And somewhere in a case, there's a. One of the cans of beers open or a bottle of beers open, they pull you over. Would you get a ticket for having an open container? Yeah, sure, definitely. But you're driving the truck and you're not drunk. You blow triple zeros, as they say.

[Tom]

Well, the beer is in back, right behind the.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you'd hope they'd go, oh, this must have been just some sort of error.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is silly. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Common sense.

[Chick McGee]

You'd say they'd get. They'd get a ticket.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom]

You're not allowed to sample whatever it is you're.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't.

[Chick McGee]

They were sampling. If you want to be a hard ass, you could give them a ticket, I guess.

[Tom]

Oh, so you're saying that there just happens to be an open can of Bud Light in the.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow.

[Tom]

Maybe in the cup holder?

[Chick McGee]

No, in one of the cases, like I said.

[Tom]

Oh, in the back. Of course not. What a stupid premise.

[Christy Lee]

Don't. Don't. Chick, it's okay. He doesn't listen at all. I witnessed his children come in.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Hilarious.

[Jeff Oskay]

When are you painting the doghouse, Tom? That's what everyone wants to know. When the dog house.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I said does your dad listen to you? And that. No. Not until he gets the answer he wants. Three times. Do you want a snack? Do you want to go to bre. No, no, no. Three times he asked them, you guys

[Tom]

want to go to breakfast?

[Christy Lee]

I go to breakfast. No.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've been denied four times.

[Christy Lee]

He kept asking no. But you were waiting for them to say yes, weren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Kind of hungry. I've been up since 2 o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Tom]

Haven't eaten much.

[Christy Lee]

Big news from Buckingham Palace. Prince Charles and the. I guess it's Queen. King Charles and Queen Camilla are coming to the United States.

[Chick McGee]

The Queen Consort or something.

[Christy Lee]

No, she's Queen. She's full blown.

[Chick McGee]

I bet she's not full blown anymore.

[Christy Lee]

King Charles III and Queen Camilla have accepted an invitation to visit the United States in honor of the 250th birthday of America.

[Chick McGee]

She is a handsome woman. Woman, isn't she?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's. Yeah, she's a handsome woman.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a resemblance to Eleanor Roosevelt, possibly. We got ugly people too.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we do.

[Christy Lee]

Following the US leg, the King will travel to. To Bermuda.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I want to know

[Christy Lee]

for their. His first visit there as to a British overseas territory is a monarch arc. So that'll be. He'll be. I went to a field way. Bermuda shorts.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I tell you what I do. If I would, I'd go in there, cut somebody's head off. You're damn right. Show them who's boss.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to let them know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or they'll be. What do you have? Uprising.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Sassback.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't talk that way to your king.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, boy.

[Tom]

Now have you ever. You've been to Bermuda, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, I was Aruba.

[Tom]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have.

[Christy Lee]

I've never been there.

[Tom]

You see these guys wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom]

And a coat and a tie and a jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That's why I asked if you would wear them as far as the eye I can see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what? No Chuckle. Wear the. The kilt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. He's a Scottish boy.

[Tom]

That'd be better in Bermuda because you get some fresh air up there. It's hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You just whip your skirt up and

[Christy Lee]

we're gonna end on this note because your kids may want to go here. Disneyland Paris opened a huge new frozen land.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if they want to go there, but they don't want to go to lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Centerpiece of a major park makeover.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Disney unveiled world of Frozen Sunday and renamed Walt Disney Studios park as Disney Adventure World.

[Chick McGee]

They immediately made $9 billion

[Christy Lee]

in the park. Guests ride Frozen ever after they meet Anna and Elsa, see new attractions. There's dining lagoon show. It's the biggest in the resort's 34 year history. Once again, this is Disneyland Paris.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the a little tasteless to have Olaf's carrot rides.

[Chick McGee]

Yes,

[Josh Arnold]

they were thinking there.

[Tom]

Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Now I should point out very quickly that we do have an all new website. We've got. Got it. It really looks great. And an all new app. The app is a free download. Get that done please. Today if you go To Bob and Tom.com you will find the pop up shop has popped back up up. And we do have some special spring attire including the floppy hats called the bucket hats, ladies and gentlemen and also those special charity T shirts. So check it out by going to bobandtom.com and also find out about the VIP and also about winning that 4K TV courtesy of Orange Insoles. Thanks for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

So why a podcast?

[Tom]

Podcasting is very intimate. That's why I'm shirtless.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom]

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[Chick McGee]

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