The BOB & TOM Show - March 4, 2025

Summary

Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - March 4, 2025"

The BOB & TOM Show is renowned for its blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, and the March 4, 2025 episode continues this tradition with engaging discussions, humorous exchanges, and insightful commentary. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key points, notable quotes, and main themes covered in the episode.

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1. Inverted Dating Norms: Women Approaching Men

The hosts delve into the idea of reversing traditional dating roles to reduce rejection rates.

• Christy Lee suggests, "I think women should approach the men in our society. That would cut way back in rejection if they hit on us, wouldn't it?" [01:24]

• The conversation humorously explores potential opening lines women might use, such as, "Peanut butter makes me gassy. Well, pull up a chair. Back off. This babe is mine." [01:33]

2. Puppy Training and Clean-Up Strategies

A significant portion of the discussion focuses on the challenges of puppy training, emphasizing effective clean-up methods.

• Christy Lee introduces a "puppy training kit," outlining essential items like rubber gloves, paper plates, garbage bags, and enzyme spray: "There you go. You walk up to the pile of poop. You've got your gloves on... Then you take your paper towels." [19:03]

• Pat Godwin shares his experience: "I have guitars all around... I've sprayed all the guitars." indicating the lengths pet owners go to manage their pets.

• Josh Arnold adds practical advice: "Good luck on training... They look at their crate as a den." [20:21]

3. Infectious Diseases and Public Health Concerns

The hosts touch upon recent outbreaks affecting different regions.

• Tom Griswold reports on dysentery in Portland: "It's a highly contagious bacterial disease... Over 40 cases reported in Portland." [06:30]

• Christy Lee recounts an encounter with dysentery in Syria, emphasizing the severity of the illness and the challenges in treatment: "I had a fever of 105 and was hallucinating." [07:22]

4. Language and Communication: The Esperanto Debate

A humorous and lighthearted debate ensues about the utility and recognition of the Esperanto language.

• Christy Lee criticizes Esperanto, comparing it unfavorably to efforts like the metric system: "Esperanto is kind of like Celsius. It's... Except only worse." [09:37]

• The group collectively decides against adopting it, highlighting its limited use and cultural disconnect. Quotes include, "Esperanto peaked in the 70s and is still spoken around the world." [11:18]

5. Sports Highlights: NBA Performances and Upcoming Events

The episode covers notable sports events and preparations for upcoming games.

• Josh Arnold announces Shea Gilgis Alexander's impressive NBA performance: "Shea Gilgis Alexander... his fourth 50-point performance this year." [61:09]

• The hosts also discuss their upcoming road trips to celebrate the Cincinnati Reds and the Toledo MudHens, promoting community engagement and charitable causes: "We're gonna have some fun. Hope to see you there." [34:27]

6. Fashion Faux Pas: Low Rise Jeans and Underwear Trends

The conversation shifts to fashion, critiquing current trends and their implications.

• Tom Griswold expresses skepticism about ultra low rise jeans: "You don't need a jock strap." [27:31]

• The hosts mock the practicality and aesthetics of revealing clothing, with Chick McGee humorously suggesting features like an "ass holster for your phone." [28:29]

7. Technological Innovations and Advertisements

Interspersed with discussions are advertisements for various sponsors, seamlessly integrated into the conversation.

• Simply Safe is promoted as a home security solution: "Simply Safe has AI powered cameras... no long term contracts or cancellation fees." [33:15]

• Prize Picks, a daily fantasy sports app, is advertised with enticing offers: "Use the Code tom and get $50 in bonus promo funds instantly when you play $5." [14:26]

• Raycon's Everyday Earbuds are featured, highlighting their affordability and features: "Get 20% off the best selling everyday earbuds brought to you by Raycon." [55:18]

8. Humorous Anecdotes and Listener Engagement

The hosts engage in playful banter, sharing personal stories and responding to listener letters.

• Christy Lee shares a personal anecdote about heart surgery and the resulting challenges: "I have to have a comb over. I'm doing kind of a comb over." [30:03]

• Interactive segments include jokes and playful insults, maintaining the show's comedic essence: "I'm turgid instead of I'm tumbling for you." [54:31]

9. Public Health Legislation: Bong Water Regulation

A serious topic discussed is the legality of bong water and recent legislative efforts to regulate it.

• Tom Griswold explains Minnesota's proposed legislation: "Progressive makes it easy... potentially turning a misdemeanor possession offense into a first degree felony." [112:00]

• The hosts debate the rationality of treating bong water as a drug mixture, citing a case where a woman faced severe penalties for possessing bong water: "Jessica Besky... faced up to 30 years in prison over 8 ounces of used bong water." [113:20]

10. Historical Insights: Presidential Inaugurations

The episode offers intriguing historical tidbits about presidential inaugurations.

• Christy Lee shares facts about past inaugurations, such as William Howard Taft's experience in 1909: "William Howard Taft was inaugurated during a 10-inch snowstorm." [129:48]

• Discussions include the impact of these events on presidential history and public perception.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Christy Lee on Dating: "I think women should approach the men in our society. That would cut way back in rejection if they hit on us, wouldn't it?" [01:24]

• Tom Griswold on Dysentery: "It's a highly contagious bacterial disease... Over 40 cases reported in Portland." [06:30]

• Christy Lee on Esperanto: "Esperanto is kind of like Celsius. It's... Except only worse." [09:37]

• Josh Arnold on Shea Gilgis Alexander: "Shea Gilgis Alexander... his fourth 50-point performance this year." [61:09]

• Simply Safe Advertisement: "Simply Safe has AI powered cameras... no long term contracts or cancellation fees." [33:15]

• Christy Lee on Bong Water Legislation: "Jessica Besky... faced up to 30 years in prison over 8 ounces of used bong water." [113:20]

• Historical Fact by Christy Lee: "William Howard Taft was inaugurated during a 10-inch snowstorm." [129:48]

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Conclusion

The March 4, 2025 episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances humor with informative discussions, ranging from personal anecdotes and pet care to public health and historical insights. The hosts' chemistry and ability to engage with a wide array of topics ensure that listeners are both entertained and informed throughout the episode.

For those who missed the live broadcast, subscribing to the VIP podcast at BobAndTom.com/VIP offers access to the full show without advertisements.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Greg Hahn is with us. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Love being here. You're a single guy. Yeah, single guy. You know what? Let me tell you something about it. I think women should approach the men in our society. That would cut way back in rejection if they hit on us, wouldn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Because I'm not picking with a girl's opening line. I don't care what she has to say, whatever she wants to do, the answer is yes. You know what I mean? She doesn't have to be smooth and cool. You know, she can come walking up. Peanut butter makes me gassy. Well, pull up a chair. Back off. This babe is mine. Because our lines are the worst.

[Chick McGee]

The guys. Are those your eyes or does somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Take the stars from heaven and jam.

[Josh Arnold]

Them into your face?

[Chick McGee]

Are your feet tired?

[Christy Lee]

Because mine are stinky.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

That's not how it goes. You like to go with a tattoo?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have one, but I do.

[Christy Lee]

Have a great big rash that will not go away. Shaped exactly like Pennsylvania. Anyway, let's talk about the babes.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

They dig.

[Christy Lee]

You know why? I'm a little older still. I'm a single guy. I like being single, being older because I know the games that the women play. They play hard to get, but I see right through it. I'll go walk into a club and I'll think, look at that girl trying to get my attention by making out with that guy. I'll work my way over to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't panic.

[Christy Lee]

Stare me down with the back of her head. I'm amazed. Seriously. I'm amazed at how far the ladies will go to make a man jealous. One girl I used to date is now married. She has four kids. I'm not coming back. She needs to get on with her life. Sad because I'm dating other girls now, man. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I dated a girl recently.

[Christy Lee]

She was pushy, pushy, pushy. Like, look, for the 400th time, no, I do not want a breath mint. I'm cooking in here.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have time for laughs. I got a show to do. Greg Hahn is our guest. I went out with this one girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I say this?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Get a little this. I'm on a date. I was out of this girl, right? Here's what she says. It's true. She says, oh, I did something she didn't like. She goes, oh, you just lost some points, girl. Oh, there's points involved. That's a point system that the women have. It's a point system. Men, we don't know what's going on. All we know is it involves points. And all of a sudden we're down. You know what I mean? I was doing my impression of her mother. She's like, oh, you just lost some points. I'm like, really? How many did I start out with? Don't ask any questions. You're just gonna lose more points. Well, transfer my account to your younger sister.

[Chick McGee]

No way. It's your mom again.

[Christy Lee]

You're talking to a guy that can.

[Chick McGee]

Blow through a lot of points in.

[Pat Godwin]

A hurry up.

[Josh Arnold]

Way.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir. We just got a call from Tony, the yodeling Shetland pony. He can't be here tonight. He's a little horse. Come on, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Just be me halfway on some of this junk.

[Josh Arnold]

Tony the Y, He's a little horse. Hello. Hello, hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios here it's the Bob and Tom Show. Whoa, whoa. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hi there. Hi there. Ho there. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. And now here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom. Good. Good morning. Yes, sir. Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

It's great to be here. A lot happening.

[Josh Arnold]

Great to be anywhere.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to cover a very small portion of what's happening. We have a lot of letters to get to today. I'm very excited about that. Of course we'll Be joined later on by Jeff Oskay from our staff with a special edition of news we failed to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Jeffrey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, early in the week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I know, Christy, you've been gone. You were gone all last week, so there's a couple things I'm sure that he can review that you may have missed. Did you watch a lot of news while you were on vacation?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not pay any attention.

[Christy Lee]

That probably feels nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very nice.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I have friends that have stopped watching all news just now.

[Josh Arnold]

Be honest. What's the best part of being on a vacation? Somewhere nice, where you want to be with your loved ones or. Or away from us? Take your time. And which.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me think.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one do you like the best? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you sleep in every morning?

[Tom Griswold]

I slept into about 6:30.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well done. Well done.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It was nice. And I went to bed about 10. I wasn't a late. I left. I was kind of a party pooper. I was in bed early. Left the. Left the guy in the bar.

[Christy Lee]

Well, speaking of poopers, got a letter here. I wanted to get right to it. We had an unusual set of stories yesterday. I think it started off with the one about the cruise ship that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Had the norovirus.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody, A whole bunch of people on a cruise ship had got norovirus. Very unpleasant. And then we had the measles outbreak.

[Tom Griswold]

In Texas, and now we have dysentery in Portland.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, dysentery is back. And it's one of those things you hear about, but you don't really know exactly what it involves.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a highly contagious bacterial disease, Tom. Causes fever, cramps, vomiting and diarrhea.

[Josh Arnold]

Or are you just in love?

[Tom Griswold]

And it spreads when someone gets fecal matter from an infected. Into their mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Into their mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Over 40 cases reported in Portland.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. I thought pink eye was bad. Wait a minute. Hang on. I thought pink eye was bad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, gosh. Well, if you're on the cruise ship, do you know if it's norovirus or the crab dip? I'm not sure, but that's true. Got this letter. Our writer is Dave, now living in Lexington, Kentucky. Beautiful Lexington.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Athens of the West.

[Christy Lee]

I got dysentery. I was in Syria.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I got it apparently from contaminated cherries that had been washed in the local tap water.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

I was unconscious for most of it.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

I had a fever of 105 and was hallucinating. My roommate had to give me shots every eight hours. And give me a bunch of pills on a specific schedule. The doctor asked my roommate if she'd ever given someone a shot. Now, remember where Dave is from?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She said, no, I've given plenty of horses shots. I pictured her slamming the needle into my butt cheek like she was swinging a hammer. When I was finally able to get out of bed, my urine was the color of coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not right.

[Christy Lee]

I was severely dehydrated. I'll say. The doctor had made a house call in the middle of the night. He said, you are guests in my country. He did not charge us. It is my responsibility to care for you.

[Josh Arnold]

You are guests in my country is what the doctor said.

[Chick McGee]

Tom did his best Syrian accent.

[Christy Lee]

That's. Admittedly. That's northern Syrian. Yeah, I. I could have done the. In southern Syria. Said you all are guests in my country.

[Josh Arnold]

Just here's an idea. Just. It's just a thought.

[Chick McGee]

The Syrians are fair game, I say.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. And I know you're not going to take me up on it, but just. Just give me some kind of an idea about what has to happen until you stop doing that.

[Christy Lee]

Can we come up with, like a generic foreign accent, kind of like. Like Esperanto, I think. Like to talk to a linguist out there. Is there. What is the proper accent for Esperanto?

[Josh Arnold]

The proper accent for you is broadcast English from central Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

Chris, did you know what Esperanto is?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not.

[Christy Lee]

Esperanto is a do. Gooder's idea of having one international language.

[Chick McGee]

So it wasn't English. It wasn't. It was a mixture of all these.

[Christy Lee]

Things, but it's still with a Western bent and. Right?

[Chick McGee]

It definitely had a Western bent.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Highly.

[Christy Lee]

Just wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

At what time?

[Christy Lee]

Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

They were pushing this 70s, 80s.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was earlier than that.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was like, 50s.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they were still kind of pushing it in the 70s, because I remember hearing about it and.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Esperano is kind of like Celsius. It's. Except only worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Never caught on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're not going to do the Celsius thing here.

[Josh Arnold]

I still have to look up the meters and feet thing. I still do get it in my.

[Christy Lee]

Head, but they do it in. What? They do it in booze leaders.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I know they did it in Vietnam. Of course, you've got your clicks as opposed to your miles. You know that some guys under fire and trying to remember what. Which. Which one's a kilometer and which one's a mile.

[Tom Griswold]

It only kilometer is A click.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It only really caught on in the drug world, you know. Yeah, a key.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but Esperanto was again like a do Gooders. If only we had a universal language.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Somebody's heart was in the right place.

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it. I think their heart was up there.

[Tom Griswold]

You know any.

[Christy Lee]

Their head.

[Tom Griswold]

Esperanto words?

[Chick McGee]

No. I looked a few up once. Don't all airline pilots have to speak English?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. I think it's considered the universal language for good reason. We invented the airplane Esperano in an.

[Tom Griswold]

Object artificial language created in 1887.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

By a Polish physician.

[Chick McGee]

That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Most of the first words were about bowling, so they.

[Josh Arnold]

He would have come up with it earlier, but he had to go bowling.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Chick McGee]

I know Brunswick means hello and goodbye.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, Brunswick.

[Josh Arnold]

Brunswick to you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

So my point is, if we come up with an Espinal Max, maybe that won't offend anybody. I. I still, I still say it's. Accents are fair game. Accent. People that have accents are funny.

[Josh Arnold]

You can say it until the council. Doesn't matter.

[Tom Griswold]

What you say something. Esperanto peaked in the 70s and is still spoken around the world.

[Chick McGee]

Peaked in the 70s?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mainly in countries like China, Japan, Germany, USA, France and Brazil.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There it has its proponents.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Spoken in the USA by who?

[Chick McGee]

By the three people who learned it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. By some dork English teacher. Well, we're gonna. Oh, you know what? We're gonna hold hands and have great peace in the world. I'll go to hell.

[Chick McGee]

You'll find an Esperanto club in any. Oh yeah, decent sized city.

[Tom Griswold]

Monon. Mantinan. Do you know what that means?

[Christy Lee]

No, I can't get an erection because I spent all my time learning Esperanto.

[Tom Griswold]

That means good morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Say it again now, once again.

[Tom Griswold]

Bonan Montanan.

[Christy Lee]

And to you I'd like to bone on you. I mount your ass.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what dankon means?

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

See they took a little German dancon.

[Josh Arnold]

Right after the George R.R. martin appreciation dinner. We're going to have the Esperanto real quick lesson this evening. It'd be very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

If there's someone so good at Esperanto, they can tell. Have you heard them talk Esperanto? He's got a. He's got an English accent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's embarrassing. Yeah. You know what? He'll lose that in a couple years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because I don't know if you accents are wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't even think you can say, hey, listen to him talk Esperanto. It's kind of like, hey, listen, if.

[Chick McGee]

We can't make fun of Esperanto.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my. That's my point.

[Christy Lee]

We're all screwed as a culture if we're gonna get a letter from some dork going, how dare you make fun of Esperanto.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to him talk Spanish. Listen.

[Chick McGee]

I won't make fun of it. I love any kind of language, though. I. I like the guys who learn Klingon school and all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I like when they have a really good accent, man.

[Josh Arnold]

And those guys are passionate about that.

[Chick McGee]

Klingon in its core is a very passionate language.

[Josh Arnold]

Very guttural. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very Germanesque.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

If you will.

[Tom Griswold]

But I never got Pig Latin. Never got that.

[Christy Lee]

I. That kind of fell into disfavor.

[Tom Griswold]

It was big Amongst you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

12 year old, you'd be rising risty Klee.

[Christy Lee]

It was big on with the Bowery Boys. That. That turned me off.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Xnay and the Bowery Boys. Those guys were all in their 40s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Acting like they were teenagers. That was always a push for me.

[Chick McGee]

The Bowery Boys, never as funny as I wanted them.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know I could do what Satch does? His sigh like the.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

When he'd see a woman, he'd go.

[Christy Lee]

The only thing I like about that.

[Chick McGee]

Give me any of the other older comedy teams.

[Pat Godwin]

Satchmo.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, not Satchmo. Satch. Satchmo is, of course, Louis Armstrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen up.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever notice that the. The guitarist from Cheap Trick resembles Satch from the Bowery?

[Tom Griswold]

Nielsen.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure no one.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Sounds good. Coming up, the U.S. fish and Wildlife Service is using the word Megalodon goldfish. What? This is from the authorities. I have no control over that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're talking to two experts who are really up on our Megalodon. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen both movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you really?

[Christy Lee]

One and two I saw.

[Chick McGee]

Did you? Oh, that's right. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I was on vacation and my one girl is obsessed with sharks.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one I haven't seen.

[Chick McGee]

I saw both in the theater. The first one we saw together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Two is a little over the top.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's the thing I said about one. This isn't over the top enough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The second one is over the top. Even more. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. That's Josh on harmonica.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. I worked hard.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Christy Lee and Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, we're here.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a song there, buddy. I got lots of songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's not what you told me at the break.

[Josh Arnold]

Glad to hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

I got nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. There's ace Cosby. I'm S.H. mcGee in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

You know, suppose we should bring it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that should.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Yeah. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Pat has a new puppy.

[Pat Godwin]

Jimmy's puppy.

[Christy Lee]

I just clean up his son Jimmy, and he's learning about being a puppy dad.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never done it any other way, but I don't know if I'd Get a puppy again.

[Tom Griswold]

It's tough.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just commitment.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of work.

[Christy Lee]

I just got another one. What was it, Three or four months ago? So he. And he's just coming around. He's extremely bright. And finally the toilet training is kicking in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

My youngest will be three in May. And she. When she was a puppy. She was a. Hell yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you get a puppy, you. You understand why some businesses allow puppy leave for their employees?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that allowed here?

[Tom Griswold]

You have to go out like every.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard it's harder than having a baby because at least a baby you can put in a diaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Joey. Josephine chewed the woodwork in her room and chewed the door.

[Chick McGee]

I had a puppy. I longed for it to chew on a door as opposed to my ankle bones.

[Pat Godwin]

I have guitars all around the. This piano I have. So it doesn't touch the piano. And I've sprayed all the guitars. Spray you told me about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The spray is only. Only semi effective. I'm sure there.

[Josh Arnold]

There are millions of different theories on this, but I would not do it. I wouldn't do a puppy anyway. But if I did. You gotta. You gotta crate.

[Christy Lee]

You have to crate.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta crate.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta crate.

[Pat Godwin]

This morning was a bad day.

[Christy Lee]

Here's what you need to have.

[Pat Godwin]

What do I need?

[Christy Lee]

You have the kit. The kit. The kit. You go buy yourself a large packet of.

[Pat Godwin]

Where do I go?

[Christy Lee]

Target cvs. Anywhere you want to get. You want to get throwaway surgical rubber gloves.

[Josh Arnold]

Dogs are us.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Throw away gloves.

[Christy Lee]

Throw away gloves. Okay. Just trust me on this.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Throw away gloves.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we going to perform an appendectomy? Is that what we're doing?

[Christy Lee]

A stack of paper plates.

[Josh Arnold]

He's right.

[Christy Lee]

This is a brilliant stack of paper plates. Let me finish. It's a simple kit and a thing of small garbage bags. You got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and a nice, good, solid pair of scissors.

[Christy Lee]

A solid pair of scissors and a bucket. That's all you need. There's your kit.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the bucket for?

[Christy Lee]

The bucket is for you. You line the bucket with the garbage bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

You walk up to the pile of poop. You've got your gloves on. You've taken a paper plate and cut it in half. You use it like a scooper.

[Josh Arnold]

And half in each hand.

[Christy Lee]

Drop the whole business into the. Into the thing. Then you take your paper towels. I forgot that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you need. And you need a spray. A cleaner.

[Pat Godwin]

What about trading it in for a cat?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then that kit's available. That is a possibility.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly enough, that can also call into. Use the rubber gloves.

[Christy Lee]

But then if, if, if your dog is being crate trained, after a while they're not. If you. They have to be confined enough so that they won't pee or poop in there, sometimes they'll poop in there and eat it. And it's kind of like a magic trick.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know, I don't know if it's propaganda or not, but I've been told that the puppies, especially when they're puppies, they like being in somewhere they feel safe.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a den animal, so they look at their crate as a den.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they, did he poop on his little puppy that I got him?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The only kind of toys you want to give him are very, very hard ones that they can't. Don't give him like a Nyla bone. They'll swallow it and you'll have to pay 5.

[Pat Godwin]

What about knives? He likes knives.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can't leave him unsupervised.

[Josh Arnold]

Has to defend himself unsupervised.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm here right now.

[Christy Lee]

Then when he's unsupervised, he has to be in a controlled area.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he roaming the apartment right now?

[Tom Griswold]

He said it's great, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then you want to get like that enzyme spray.

[Pat Godwin]

We got that.

[Christy Lee]

Then do you have one of those little mini vacs that you. That has the liquid in it?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't afford that.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like 20, $30 online.

[Chick McGee]

I think Tom's kit's, I really do. But a lot of people in the world do just fine with bare handed paper towel wad picking.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's so disgusting. And then you're really. Then you're gonna get, then you're gonna get dysentery and pink eye when you leave your doctor and he goes, well, that's the kind of pink eye you only get from dog turds. And you go, well, sorry, I. I.

[Chick McGee]

Mean his kid is pretty ocd.

[Pat Godwin]

You probably that method.

[Christy Lee]

I have had so many letters about the kit and the reason I know.

[Chick McGee]

From other, from fellow OCD years, Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I had a dog. I've had actually two dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a dog.

[Christy Lee]

Very serious seizure problems. And when they would have seizures, there would be a gigantic mess. And one of my dogs had two or three a day. Ergo, no carpet in my house at the time. So I got really used to cleaning up messes. So I'm just telling you, just you have the kit and you should probably add goggles to it and you're done. Goggles. And then maybe a baseball cap with a light you can clip on it, just flying around. Oh, you'd be surprised.

[Josh Arnold]

However, I think there are people out.

[Christy Lee]

There that can probably send us letters going, I'm not sure how it happened, but there was dog poop on my ceiling. It's amazing what they can do.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, cats go in a litter box like that, you don't have to worry.

[Josh Arnold]

I know they don't, do we?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yours doesn't, but most do.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have, do we have any idea how cats started going in a litter box? And all cats know instinctively to do that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe they do it in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not trained right.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't the old poem, I believe Robert Klein quoted it, they bury their feces in order to save the species. Something about. Oh, yeah. About worms or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure Now, Pat, you told me that earlier you couldn't tell between the puppies poop and your poop when you poop on the floor. Isn't that what you were telling me?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a very similar texture and color.

[Chick McGee]

Very interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Good to know. If you're just joining us here on the Bob and Time show, we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's time now to hit the mailbag once again.

[Josh Arnold]

It's time. Hit the mail.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, Josh, how does Gravy feel about you not having a beard?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, fine. Yeah. They, they watch me. They're very intrigued whenever I do anything with my facial hair. So when I get the clippers out and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

These are your cats we should point out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. They, they watch and so they're not alarmed at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, it doesn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

Those cats are giant, by the way. When did they get so big?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're, they're big girls. Yeah. They're healthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Biscuit is one and a half pounds overweight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

She on a diet?

[Chick McGee]

She occasionally gets one or two less crunchers, I call them.

[Christy Lee]

Do you get them the dry food or the wet food? Both. Both.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. They all they eat, Trust me. They, I'm spending money on them.

[Christy Lee]

Green beans.

[Pat Godwin]

Green beans for the cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you have a wall of achievements and ledges on your participation?

[Chick McGee]

I do have ledges on my one wall is a cat wall and it has a suspension bridge and all this stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

The cat can go, oh, how nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a Joke.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a joke. No. And it actually looks kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one of the best gifts I ever bought for Christmas was a cat. It's like a playground for a cat, but it's inside. You put it up against a window and it's like eight feet tall. And. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All these levels and a couple cat towers. It keeps them from cat towers. That's what they're called, towers.

[Tom Griswold]

So they don't claw your furniture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Which varying degrees of success there.

[Christy Lee]

But see.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, they see me clip and then of course, I give them the classic joke, you're next. We laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Now, are you clean shaven? Are you gonna. But now it's no shaving. Right. You're gonna grow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I'm going back to a reasonable beard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Jan may have. You may want to listen to Jan's letter.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Jan is from Deer Park, Texas. She wrote in. Josh, though, you are absolutely super handsome and hot right now. Oh, boy, I sure miss that amazing hot beard.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, thank you, Jan. Yeah, I. It's coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

She's gonna be very happy about that.

[Chick McGee]

Three weeks or so. That's it for, you know, a decent coverage. Yeah. Not. Not for the winter.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. At the same time. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Josh Arnold]

Pubic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you. Did you trim back the. Trim back. The lower.

[Chick McGee]

That's always trim back. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have winter pubes?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't have all.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me tell you.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't that be a great, like a Windows cover? Teasers on like. Like Esquire magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

Are your pubes ready for summer?

[Christy Lee]

Winter fashions? Winter pubes.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you down to a half inch? I'm talking about your hair down there.

[Chick McGee]

Downstairs.

[Pat Godwin]

Downstairs, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm. Right now I'm about the same as my face.

[Christy Lee]

Practically bare skin.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even.

[Christy Lee]

Not even. Don Johnson, Miami Vice.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me tell you something, Tom. You've got to keep a nice house down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you do.

[Pat Godwin]

Especially if you're hanging out down there.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're having people over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I think I should go like the Fred C. Dobbs.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Humphrey Bogart from Treasure Sierra Madrid.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to talk to the. This cinematically literate. Is that the right word, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I liked it. Yeah. I like anything that sounds condescending and pretending.

[Christy Lee]

That's my. That's my. My ilk now fear my coterie of folks.

[Chick McGee]

And I recommend. Guys, if you're doing it down there. Shaving and grooming for the boys themselves.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which are the most delicate of the. Of that area. I go with a lady shick. I go with a.

[Josh Arnold]

No shit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's got its own, like, gel sort of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I use those.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A lady shook a electrical.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a razor.

[Chick McGee]

It is not.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the name of the ladies razor that has soap in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Intuition.

[Josh Arnold]

Intuition.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of like.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How do they name that?

[Tom Griswold]

Intuition is great.

[Christy Lee]

It makes no sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they have focus groups. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sit around, they throw crap.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you more offended? Less offended? Just about the same of the name. Intuition.

[Chick McGee]

I think it works because the. The soap is in the razor itself in a way. So it's intuitive. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's intuition.

[Chick McGee]

It comes from within.

[Tom Griswold]

I love them.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I've never heard of it.

[Chick McGee]

They are great. I don't know if that's exactly what I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Is this the one that's shaped like. Is this the one shaped. Shaped like a flat baseball?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I. No, this looks just like your face razor.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are really.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you reach all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Reach all the way back to what? You're at the bottom of my bag.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, easily. Easily.

[Christy Lee]

Easily.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had back surgery. I can only get down to my knees.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

You may have to go to a salon.

[Pat Godwin]

I can have Josh help me.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Josh is now demonstrating. That's okay. I don't want to see that.

[Josh Arnold]

There it is. Oh, wait. I like the way you put your. For balance.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's move forward.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you say? Oh, let's continue with letters.

[Christy Lee]

Well, before. I'm willing to continue on this topic for a couple minutes. I just.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

You just wanted me to sit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just don't want to watch him foe. Wiping from the front.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, never do that.

[Christy Lee]

You do wipe from the back.

[Josh Arnold]

And I like to put your hand out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you did almost like a skating move. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Now, pat, are you groomed down there as well?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very much so, yeah. I have people do it.

[Tom Griswold]

You have people do it?

[Pat Godwin]

Got a person, you have a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a lady or a guy that comes in once a week.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a young man named Juan.

[Josh Arnold]

A young man comes in.

[Chick McGee]

Juan has very gentle hands.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

That's because he's also my house cleaner. So when he climbs up the ramp at the bridge where he lives 100 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Check the balls this week, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

Every week, Juan, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Coming to America, the royal penis.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have one of those clipper. What is it? What do you call it? That little head you put on the end of a clipper so that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Head is actually like a gauge, like a guard. Okay. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Juan Canal is also set up for head. But that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Everything but. Everything but the boys themselves is just clippered. And then.

[Christy Lee]

Is it necessary really to shave the boys?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that like the thinnest skin in your body?

[Chick McGee]

Which is why I go with a more delicate ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

And take it from me, you get. You have a trimmer and you put it on your sack. You will cut yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real easily done.

[Christy Lee]

Who cares if there's a little bit of hair down there?

[Tom Griswold]

How long is your pubic hair?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, how long?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's got to be a nightmare.

[Christy Lee]

I want you to picture this.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite a picture.

[Christy Lee]

Let me finish.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of my.

[Christy Lee]

My pubic hair. What's the picture? Leon Russell, right now, 1978, he had.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he has every original pubic hair because he didn't get it until he was 25.

[Christy Lee]

Puberty came late. I cherish them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I had to have surgery recently. I know, Pat. And so they shaved. That was interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't they.

[Tom Griswold]

Down there, when they do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't they just shave both sides? Yeah, why don't they, instead of giving you the Jason Priestley or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

I. So now. Yeah, they only shave the one side of the pubes. They shaved me from, like, my nipples down.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because I only had the surgery on the right side where I had a hernia over there, just. Just below the belt on the right side. Yeah. So I have to. Right. Until it grows completely back. I'm doing kind of a comb over.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

I look like Netanyahu's head. You know, it's got that. Who's he fooling with that, by the way. Sorry, don't mean to get political. Now we have.

[Chick McGee]

Think you got follicle.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think the worst one was the. I had. The first time I ever had heart surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they. They put one in. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That joke never gets young. I. I was. I was by myself. Kelly was out of town, and I'd had heart surgery. And. And. And Kelly said she was. One of my friends dropped me off at my house, and I was kind of groggy. I'd been in the hospital overnight for this particular one. This was not the big one, but it was any admit. To make a long story short, I was talking to her on the phone that morning and I was kind of groggy and I. I walked in front of my mirror and I went, ah, they had shaved the pubes. But I'm trying to describe this delicately. They left the middle part.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Intact. They just shaved. Yeah, the sort of the triangle, the triangular thing. So I had the male equivalent of the clitler, as they call it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Now I have a mental picture of you walking naked in front of a full length mirror. Well, I was.

[Christy Lee]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be quite the sight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So in any event.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet he's just under all that. He's just ripped and shredded.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be awesome?

[Christy Lee]

But they should. You're right, Flanders.

[Josh Arnold]

Glistening.

[Christy Lee]

They should shave the whole thing. And by the way, they tell you, you know this, Pat, before you go in for any of these surgeries, don't shave yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't want you. They don't. They do. They specifically say there's a bunch of instructions and one of them, like a week before. Do not. Do not shave that area.

[Chick McGee]

Because then they can't charge you $2,500 for the pubic shaving.

[Christy Lee]

$2,500 for pubic shaving? Well worth it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's low.

[Christy Lee]

If you. If you. Only if you get one that's out of pocket.

[Chick McGee]

If they're going to an insurance company, it's 35,000. I know how it works out there.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you are a normal shaver? I mean, what if that's your normal route?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They don't want you doing it like the day before.

[Christy Lee]

All I know is it was part of the instruction.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't want you drinking in the morning of the surgery. There are lots of rooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got a drink? Yeah, I couldn't face it. Let's add a couple.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta be able to sleep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pat said. Wait a minute. Since here I can't eat or drink anything after midnight. No. What about my morning shot of bourbon?

[Josh Arnold]

They can't mean that. That's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, well, well, well. Now let's check in with Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

I can see out there. I can see out front.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see in the hallway you've got the. You're ahead of security right there.

[Christy Lee]

Someone giving. Oh, in the hallway. Giving Chick the double bird.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

All right, a couple quick things. We are going to be hitting the road and that will include a road again for our the the opening of the baseball season with the Cincinnati Reds. Of course, it's an annual event. We always have a great time. Are we allowed to say where we're going to be yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Thursday, Toledo, Friday.

[Christy Lee]

No, I know that, but I mean the specific location.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the location.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll get to Cincinnati and then go.

[Tom Griswold]

On a scavenger hunt.

[Christy Lee]

Then the following.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know where we're going to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Where?

[Christy Lee]

It's on the T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we don't see the T shirt. Is there a poster?

[Christy Lee]

Not yet. We're working. No poster.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope there's a poster.

[Pat Godwin]

You only had one job.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the person that's helping me with it is currently in the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's his problem.

[Christy Lee]

With a catheter in.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to work, you want to.

[Christy Lee]

Go suck on the catheter for me?

[Josh Arnold]

Juan? Will, we're going to Juan's, a jack of all trades. I mean jack.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to be in Toledo on Friday, March 28. Cincy, the day before. We're gonna have some fun. Hope to see you there. Right now I will report the following. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and you're joining us here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we at our letter segment? We can keep your letters coming to Bob and [e-mail] Please don't play it. This has been Chick Biggie speaking.

[Christy Lee]

We have.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this music. I'll go out and have a great day and I'll. I'll kill everyone I bump into that's.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna have that sound, too.

[Christy Lee]

I have a complaint letter, but I can't read it because I don't speak Esperanto.

[Chick McGee]

Did you really get one written?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. I was just saying we were discussing. I didn't realize that no one knows what Esperanto is. With good reason.

[Chick McGee]

I've always been fascinated by it.

[Christy Lee]

Once again, Esperanto is a artificial language created to bring peace to the world.

[Tom Griswold]

I found it interesting that they had to change. Yes and no.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's one of those politically correct things. Even in the days of what is 1880s, there was still political correctness.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it interesting, though, that they. Whoever came up with that had a lot of time on their hands, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You know why?

[Josh Arnold]

Language.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't have tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty much ruined everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Or video games or anything. God would say.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a physician. You would think he'd have been busy.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Esperanto, what time is it? Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Adrian Brody's almost finished with his Academy Award speech telling us what to do with our.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it an Esperanto?

[Christy Lee]

I. I just was.

[Chick McGee]

I bet Esperanto's on Duolingo. Yeah, I would almost guarantee.

[Josh Arnold]

You heard what Tom said about Adrian Brody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I did. I didn't hear anything about it. Contextually. I'm assuming he.

[Josh Arnold]

Adrian Brody set a record for the longest speech at the Oscar. And of course, Tom came in. Boy, that Adrian Brody, he really Loves himself.

[Chick McGee]

It was he the record for the.

[Christy Lee]

Longest speech when they tried to play the music off. He goes, don't play that music. I know how this works. It's not my first time. My first rodeo or something.

[Pat Godwin]

I think 4 minutes, 11 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

And I wasn't right on his nose.

[Christy Lee]

But he.

[Chick McGee]

Body shaming, Body shame. Adrian Brody, no shame.

[Pat Godwin]

No shame.

[Christy Lee]

I know. He said what Adrian Brody said, because of the size of my schnauz, I'm going to be donating the cartilage in my nose to a needy NFL player for his knee surgery. So it just shows.

[Josh Arnold]

If you got anybody out for every man, watch Brutalist and get all the way through it and not complain about how many times he lights a cigarette or puts a cigarette in his mouth or. Oh, it's nuts.

[Chick McGee]

I always thought it. The thing about the Oscars is they. It's all about celebrate. So called. You know, they say it's about celebrating the artist. The artist gets up there and they go, you have 45 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It probably shouldn't be a TV show.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's not a.

[Christy Lee]

They shouldn't give away the award for the best assistant director associate casting.

[Chick McGee]

See, I disagree. I think those awards are really important.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, but that should be not on TV and done the day before.

[Chick McGee]

What I'm saying is it's important for them to be on TV to encourage the young.

[Christy Lee]

It should be a podcast. Let's face it. It's not like this show. Most of this now should be a podcast because we're going off on stuff like this.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we are. A podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

We just eat ourselves.

[Christy Lee]

So does Pat have his song ready?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were gonna do the today.

[Christy Lee]

You were gonna demonstrate. You've got a brand new piano, brand new keyboard.

[Josh Arnold]

The diarrhea song. Cherry, Cherry.

[Chick McGee]

It is weird to be. I mean, I was speaking and having a conversation. It's weird to have that be completely shut down for both of us for bickering over a song that may or may not exist.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't exist.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's an odd thing. I do my best not to be insulted.

[Christy Lee]

So let's get back to you commenting. Let's get back to you commenting on an osc. See? Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

You got 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

But you do understand my point.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but here. Here's our. Here's here. If I could speak on behalf of Tom, may I? Tom and I realize that nobody cares what you say, Josh. That's the thing. We have to jump in.

[Christy Lee]

People want to See the movie. People want to see the movie. They don't want to see the Academy. Word for the. The best key grip. And some guy gets up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Here, here, Tom. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, see, now Tom's making good sense.

[Chick McGee]

But that's not an actual award, so.

[Christy Lee]

Right, it's there. There's. They get them pretty close to them. The best sound editing. Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Important stuff, like the average.

[Christy Lee]

It's important, but the average person has no idea what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Paddington 2 won best sound editing one year.

[Christy Lee]

Paddington 2 should have won. And again, Paddington 3. Not as good as the other two.

[Chick McGee]

But it's called Paddington in Peru.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's even worse. A terrible idea to go.

[Josh Arnold]

You got the way to move me, Cherry?

[Christy Lee]

Are we gonna have a song in the new keyboard?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what he told me. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you give me.

[Christy Lee]

Eddie was. Eddie was here for 20 hours getting.

[Pat Godwin]

It adjusted, cleaning up dog poop.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta get an hour.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I could play that Wendy's. Remember that Wendy's story? I could probably pull that off in piano. You weren't here.

[Christy Lee]

When we come back, we'll do this. That. What a week.

[Pat Godwin]

What a week that was.

[Tom Griswold]

I can leave.

[Pat Godwin]

With me.

[Chick McGee]

With me.

[Pat Godwin]

We can both go together.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you what. If you promise to go clean Pat's apartment where the dog just pooped.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've done my share.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right. Well, we will get organized here. Do we have time for one more letter? Oh, what have you got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

One more letter. Thank you. I knew a pot dealer. And now this hearkens back to somehow we got on. The pot dealers always have exotic animals.

[Chick McGee]

And this is the last one of these.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, I love these.

[Josh Arnold]

No, these are great. These are great.

[Christy Lee]

Stop it.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew a pot dealer in the 70s that had a huge aquarium with actual real, live piranhas.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He lived in a trailer, and the aquarium took up half the living room. He would feed them raw hamburger meat. I think threatening a hand forced into the aquarium was an excellent determinant for anyone trying to rip him off, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like where I grew up, Tessa.

[Josh Arnold]

In Cincinnati.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Great. Though I didn't know you could have those things.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know there were in any way legal in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Ever see them? You ever see them in a tank?

[Josh Arnold]

They've got, like, big teeth.

[Chick McGee]

They're bigger than you think. And they just sit there? Yeah, they're just. They're not moving at all.

[Josh Arnold]

If anybody stuck a hand in there, they would. They would bite it.

[Chick McGee]

They're cool. Oh, I don't say. I don't know if that's the case.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they would.

[Chick McGee]

I think you have to be bleeding.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think has to be some sign of blood. I don't think they're just going to attack anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think. I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

We'd like more letters about your old drug dealer and what they had going on, if you don't mind. We are reporting for duty once again from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

That song's coming up. Are you chewing gum?

[Pat Godwin]

Cough drop from all the yelling at the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you guys this. And Pat, I love that you have a puppy. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I love it for you and your facial hair again.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why the attack?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Because I thought one was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Could we possibly stay on a topic for 10 seconds?

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead, sweetheart.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we converse?

[Christy Lee]

What is the but?

[Chick McGee]

The but. The positives have to outweigh the negatives, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to try and tell you that I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to bust my.

[Chick McGee]

No, Everybody's been busting you.

[Josh Arnold]

And in the future, you will feel proud to pick up their poop because.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Of all they provide.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, John.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Are you up? Once again, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's hear about your stupid puppy some more.

[Christy Lee]

You're taking your dog to doggy school starting this Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That'll be good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And you. Did you write down the kit I gave you and how to.

[Pat Godwin]

It's right here, written in Sharpie on my laptop.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's why you lo use a laptop. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you love those scenes in movies where I just saw. I forget what movie I just saw. Where the. I think it was the Bob Dylan movie where I. I think where she takes. She takes her hand and writes her phone number on his hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In today's world, you started taking a Sharpie and instead of, you know, whatever, bumping phones, she takes a Sharpie and writes it on the back of someone's iPhone. Hey, what the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Write it on the screen. Right. Would that come off the screen?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think ye a good guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's a. I forget what the chemical is that takes off Sharpie.

[Chick McGee]

There was nothing like the feeling of a girl grabbing your hand and writing something on it. It was electric, really. Electric.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you call it with some other number. Suicide.

[Chick McGee]

She accidentally gave me the number to the Panera.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell is this?

[Chick McGee]

I need to find her and let her know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Denise there?

[Chick McGee]

We've told you ten times.

[Josh Arnold]

Denise, Panera. What the hell does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

You're the 50th guy that's called this year. She's a.

[Pat Godwin]

That is such a sexy move, though, when a woman does that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if I ever did that.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Do it to Andy.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy knows my number.

[Christy Lee]

Get a new one just for the. No, you can write it.

[Chick McGee]

Just draw a little heart.

[Pat Godwin]

Divorce Andy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, no, no. You're getting ahead about eight months.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a girl pick me up at a pinball machine. She came over and said, hey, playing pinball high or whatever. And she goes, you know, I'm moving into my apartment this weekend. I go, oh, that's great. And she goes, you. You want to come over and help me move some things in? Is what she said. And I still remember it to this day.

[Christy Lee]

Did you take her up on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. I'm a red blooded.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you move things in?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just said yes.

[Christy Lee]

Did you move it in and then out and then in and then out and then there's this big explosion.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you bring grapes?

[Chick McGee]

That story is rad.

[Tom Griswold]

That is pretty cool.

[Josh Arnold]

So much for sharing anything.

[Chick McGee]

And I like to think that you didn't even take your eyes off the pinball.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

You kept playing.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, well, what color is your hair? Ding Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Cuz I wasn't gonna look.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be there. Maybe I'll be there, Maybe I won't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. I don't. I don't care. James.

[Pat Godwin]

James. Der.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. What you say, broad?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm sorry. So the. Is the song ready?

[Pat Godwin]

What song?

[Chick McGee]

He said an hour, man. He needed an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you do?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you said you were gonna do a Wendy song or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you said. Weren't you here at like 5 or something?

[Pat Godwin]

I got her. I normally get her 4. Today was 5 with all the dogs. And you know what? Things are so good with the lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And the puppy. And really, dare I say, I. I got a new car. Ford Fiesta Fiesta, 1986.

[Christy Lee]

New to you. You want to clarify?

[Pat Godwin]

My son is. We're talking life is good. So the songs don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

When life is good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all we can hear from Pat right now. That's Pat. We're playing him off now. Thank you, Pat. Thank you very much. He's one best actor.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me for one second. I thought this idea of this was you were going to play a song on the keyboard.

[Pat Godwin]

This is called a guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you play the keyboard because.

[Chick McGee]

Remember how the keyboard sounded yesterday? It was a little echoey and kind of. Pat just needs some time with it. Yeah, there's a reverb effect. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So then I thought. But I thought that's why we were to go back to the Wendy's story, so you could play it.

[Pat Godwin]

This is called I got Nothing now.

[Christy Lee]

Is this. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this.

[Christy Lee]

Do I have to read the Wendy story?

[Chick McGee]

No, he. He actually did set up this song with that talk of the dog in the car and him.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Josh. I'm still so sorry about.

[Christy Lee]

Am I. Am I correct? Since when he said I could we do the Wendy song?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, earlier today he did.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Son of a. Let's do the Wendy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I freaking had it with you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, I. I'm so grateful.

[Christy Lee]

I currently just willed your dog to have a.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now.

[Christy Lee]

Shat fest.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang on, hang on.

[Christy Lee]

And you're carpeting a hippo, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your. Get. Write something down. We need to remember what we did to get him to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Now, the Wendy story. I'll set it up for you. An amorous couple in Florida was busted for committing what authorities are calling, quote, an unnatural act in front of a Wendy's restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you want to move some stuff?

[Christy Lee]

In Clearwater, police officers reported spotting the man and woman lying in the ground behind a bus stop in front of the Wendy's next to U.S. highway 19. For those of you familiar with the clearwater area, the 53 year old woman, her name is Dementria Wilson.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

That's awfully close to dementia. But that's her name. She was allegedly quote, bottomless with her buttocks facing her 29 year old partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she was. How about that ass, huh?

[Christy Lee]

So he is Ty, Mario Merrill. And by the way, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, to Mario and dementia are going at it out here in the front yard.

[Christy Lee]

To Mario. To Mario. So to Mario. By the way, she's 53, he's 29. I believe you're supposed to say, you go, girl. Okay, very good, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

That keyboard does sound great. I gotta tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

It really does.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, will I start playing it? The police officer. This is the police officer's words. The man was in a, quote, turgid state as he, quote, repeatedly engaged with the female suspect. They were arrested and charged with an unnatural act. I don't. Seems pretty natural to me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, unless it was. What? I mean, the hole is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

That's what makes it natural.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Josh Arnold's new show. Which hole is it anyway?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you know which one, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a match.

[Chick McGee]

We suppose by definition would be the. Yeah. Not baby making hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. It's against.

[Christy Lee]

That's against nature. It's a famous French book.

[Josh Arnold]

Au revoir.

[Chick McGee]

Have you taken the story and put it to a song? Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

It was man and wife banging in the bright sunlight. There's a naked ass galling her hunches off Highway 19. As folks were eating their lunches at O Wendy's he came and he gave her a pounding. Right outside O Wendy's he was making bacon and ate her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

As folks were eating that fries at O Wendy. It's a short song.

[Christy Lee]

And the Baconator, of course. Very nice. It's right there on the menu.

[Josh Arnold]

They have. They have Son of baconator too. Do you know?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's the sequel. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those people weren't squares. Get it? They were. They were hip.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Cause Wendy's there. Squares.

[Christy Lee]

Is that still a thing? No, no, I'm not the bird. I know that. I mean, can you call somebody a square?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't heard that in a long time.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you'd have to be a square to use the word square. Yeah, very much thinking that you're being hip, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah. So you could use square.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huey Lewis may have been the last guy.

[Christy Lee]

It's Hip to Be Square, which is a great song. I do like that song. It is a good song. So I wonder if the lady ever yelled, where's the Beef?

[Chick McGee]

The Great.

[Christy Lee]

When. When Clara Peller. When Tyrone.

[Josh Arnold]

Hasn't that been played?

[Christy Lee]

I think they should bring that back.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too, Beef.

[Christy Lee]

I do. I think that's got a.

[Josh Arnold]

We need a new Clara.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Clara's heller, though.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure they could do an audition.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Clara Peller's granddaughter might be.

[Christy Lee]

Might be too old.

[Josh Arnold]

I got two letters for you. Hey, I. Here we come.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the Beef? I couldn't get enough of that as a kid. Just so.

[Josh Arnold]

And it wasn't so funny. If you watch the commercial. It wasn't what she said. It's how she looks.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking around. It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a tiny little lady.

[Christy Lee]

What is that song? I'm trying to think of something. Who's the guy that wore the rabbi hat and danced around Real Boy George.

[Pat Godwin]

Rabbi hat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yes, that's what it was. Sort of a mad. Yeah, no, it was. It was in that video. Yeah, it is. Kind of. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm turgid for you. I'm turgid for you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm turgid instead of I'm tumbling for you. No, I'm turgid for you.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we're all stumbling. We're all kind of stumbling over rabbi Hat.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, what gentleman is boy singing to?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just. Yeah, I'm sorry. That probably wouldn't be in front of a Wendy unless it was some dude in drag. Okay. Sorry about that. Really off topic. I think, you know, this would sound a lot funnier if it were being listened to on Raycon. Earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

That's how you see birds. They're. They're. They're just. I believe you said yapping away, waking.

[Josh Arnold]

The world up because it's something about spring.

[Christy Lee]

No, I know, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my favorite day of the year, when the sun goes down at like 5:15, man. Eastern time. Oh, I Love the hell out of that.

[Christy Lee]

This is great.

[Josh Arnold]

And also Raycons are great. They have active noise cancellation, something you won't find at this price point. And Raycon's latest model, better than ever. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity lets you pair with two devices at once. And Raycon's quick charge function, everybody's talking about it. 10 minutes of charging, you get 90 minutes of battery life. Plus Raycon start at just half the price of other premium audio brands with similar features. If you don't love them, they offer a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Although I've never heard of such a thing. Go to buyraycon.com tom right now and we've got a deal for you. Get 20 off the best selling everyday earbuds brought to you by Raycon. That's buyraycon.com Tom, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Real quick, in my defense, in that video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It says Boy Jors braided and ragged hair, Rastafarian head wraps, traditional hats worn by Hasidic Jewish men. So that's what it was. Yeah, he's absolutely in that video.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but Tom, would you agree that you could find that description verifying what you thought it was? Because it's the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I'm saying that's, that's exactly what it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I don't think it is, but okay. That's why people love the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

It says here, what did Boy George wearing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well that's.

[Christy Lee]

How about this instead of where's the beef with. With Clara Pellar. They pan. There's some old lady, where's the beef? And they pan over and there's that, that guy going at it. Oh, there's the pork.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yes, please. AI that immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. What about Boy George asking where's the beef? How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Here's the pork right here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Little Rastafari pubes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Boy George could beat you up.

[Christy Lee]

He's been in here.

[Josh Arnold]

He's giant. He's like 6, 5.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a lot taller than you think.

[Josh Arnold]

He punched.

[Chick McGee]

He tried to make love to Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Why didn't you take him up on it? It's actual fact. What was the problem?

[Chick McGee]

Had a girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you think about it though.

[Christy Lee]

What that means? We've once again gone off the rails.

[Josh Arnold]

Who the hell's that? Once again, gorgeous squeeze Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me.

[Christy Lee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

We're so done with New Year.

[Christy Lee]

New you this year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Geminis because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what you want.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what?

[Christy Lee]

We love that for you. Someone else will, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's happy to be here, Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, and I have a. I have a favor. Tomorrow, the next time you leave the studio, you need to take Godwin with you at all times.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the All About Pat day.

[Josh Arnold]

He can't be in here by himself without you.

[Christy Lee]

What was he doing?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, kvetching. Being what he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Worried about what's going to kill him.

[Josh Arnold]

What's gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

Jason was talking to me. I was being quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

You think I have. You think I have an ulcer?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you started that.

[Josh Arnold]

See how he does casting blame? He's delusional.

[Christy Lee]

Are you becoming one of those old men Whenever you sit down? The first. First five minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

My back.

[Josh Arnold]

Becoming.

[Pat Godwin]

Becoming. Three years.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my bowels.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up with your bowels, buddy?

[Christy Lee]

I carry a stool sample with me at all times.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm having sex on the regular.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How about you? When you talk to me, it's usually the opposites. And, you know, since I got these surgeries, I feel so much better. One time. You're telling me you did a bell kick? Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How's a bell kick?

[Pat Godwin]

The ballet movement.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when you jump up and you tap your heels together and then land.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now he can. He couldn't before the surgeries.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to see a belt kick?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Wait a second. This is a really bad idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I will give everyone a.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. You're not allowed to hold onto the table when you do it.

[Chick McGee]

Pat's allowed to hold onto the table.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's not. You almost imploded.

[Pat Godwin]

That's called a bell kick. You hold onto the table.

[Jeff Oskay]

Table.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the new one.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right, Great.

[Tom Griswold]

I never saw Gene Kelly do it that way.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he can't dance like I can.

[Chick McGee]

They had. All that Gene Kelly stuff was cgi. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay, let's move forward here. We're gonna dip our Toes into the sporting world. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Go watch Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor. Those guys are amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

They are.

[Chick McGee]

It's incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

It's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Better than. Better than Heinz. Heinz and dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Better than Sammy? I'll say.

[Chick McGee]

Better than the step brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Today's obscure references lines.

[Tom Griswold]

Heinz and dad. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The great Gregory Hines and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

His brother and his dad.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they danced.

[Christy Lee]

They had a brief TV show. I want to say we have some.

[Josh Arnold]

Sporting TV, I think for 57 minutes. NBA Kyrie Irving suffered a left knee sprain. Right knee.

[Christy Lee]

Weenie. You doing that one. Just. Just from now just say number 63 and we'll know.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a lot of nerve to land.

[Josh Arnold]

You know it's number 61 first.

[Chick McGee]

As much as I appreciated that, Tom, that. That did take balls.

[Josh Arnold]

That boy's got balls. The biggest. Church bell.

[Christy Lee]

Where's the board?

[Josh Arnold]

Evidently they're going to take a look at his knee today, Kyrie. We'll See what Dallas 12298 losers over Sacramento last night in Dallas and Shea Gilgis Alexander.

[Christy Lee]

Gilgis Alexander. But I thought maybe I. I thought that was close enough.

[Pat Godwin]

We're doing that now.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe do it like your own man.

[Josh Arnold]

Like.

[Christy Lee]

Remember how the old guy always goes say what time is it?

[Josh Arnold]

They say we already have to say Quan Barkley.

[Chick McGee]

But now it's Sean Connery doing. Doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Shea Gilgis Alexander. Perfect. He had over 50 last night and sent the Oklahoma City crowd into a Frenzy. He had 51. It's his fourth 50 point performance this year as the Oklahoma City Thunder are they the next NBA champions. They beat the Rockets last night in Okc. Thunder 137, 128. And Shea Gilgis Alexander is from Canada. Did you know from.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so say A at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Grew up in Toronto. Isn't that.

[Christy Lee]

What's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

Shay. S, H, A, I. Gilgis, his mother's name and Alexander, his dad's name.

[Christy Lee]

So say his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Shay Gilgis Alexander.

[Christy Lee]

Say Gildas Alexander. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Then he went back to Walter Brennan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's much better. Oh, it was supposed to be Sean Connor.

[Josh Arnold]

Walter Brennan win four Oscars or something? I think he did.

[Pat Godwin]

Longest speech ever.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to think.

[Josh Arnold]

Now how do you know what Walter Brennan sounded like? Or just because you never saw him in any movie?

[Christy Lee]

I watch a lot of those old Grand Pappy.

[Pat Godwin]

You watch movies? It's the first time I'm hearing this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. Hey, look, I wasn't going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Not like you, not like Pat does.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she have to pay 25 of his salary back now since he's Canadian?

[Christy Lee]

Fair question.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh boy, are they going to miss political over here. Always stirring it up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a tariff on.

[Chick McGee]

Shay Gil is trying to alienate half the country. Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, they do have to pay income tax in each state where they make the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

This somehow they have a team of people for them.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop. If they're doing away with taxes on tips, why don't they do away with. With taxes on professional sports players when.

[Christy Lee]

They'Re making 40 million a year? Maybe they can afford to pay the tax.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang on a second. I'm going somewhere with this. Yes, no taxes for entertainers in any. Any business.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think that is just.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. You know, my thing, to be fair, you should not get taxed on any income made prior to 10:00am oh, yeah, I think that's fair. I think everyone listening knows if you're getting up early, it's these, you know, sleeper in people that never paying any taxes because they're not working.

[Pat Godwin]

Sleeper in people.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we calling them? Sleeper people.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they can't hear us. So how do they know they're getting taxed?

[Tom Griswold]

What about the people that are working overnight?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends on when they start.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is quite a think tank we got going on people working overnight.

[Christy Lee]

They're having sex and stuff for free. So that's, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, balances out.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they. They pay more and they get more.

[Josh Arnold]

You think employees who work overnight have more sex than people that work during the day at their place of work? I would say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, at the place of work. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They would have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those, those hotel clerks, you know, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever had sex in this building?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. No, that's the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I have not either. Have you guys? We know Ace has come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace has.

[Christy Lee]

Because Ace used to be the overnight guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way he didn't at least get a blowy in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I tell you what, if you want those tickets, come on by.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do the. What's the longest song?

[Josh Arnold]

Talking to the microphone in Aada De. Oh, here's some Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you feel like we do Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

Comes Alive and I'm about to do.

[Chick McGee]

The same live stairway head.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's dreadful. Is that. That's embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

If anything could ruin a bead, you would be listening to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anyone remember that? This is the worst blowy of my life.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, who are we talking about again?

[Tom Griswold]

Shay something. Alexander.

[Josh Arnold]

Canadian who's a 25%.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so we could say Shay.

[Christy Lee]

Eh, that's what I was going for, but I. Oh, sorry. I was baiting him into saying it again.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't mean to ruin anything.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. If you're just joining us, thanks for joining us. We certainly appreciate it. We are here in the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

Jimmy Johnson has announced his retirement from Fox Sports. And here's a list of people that care.

[Chick McGee]

That guy's been a mainstay.

[Christy Lee]

He's been there since they became FOX Sports.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a worthless personality on a worthless television.

[Tom Griswold]

Hasn't he worked there like 60 years?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now you explain, explain why you dislike him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a former Cowboy.

[Christy Lee]

He's a former Cowboy. Therefore you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I couldn't stand him when he's coach Miami, so. And him and his hard hair and his big time boat and his super.

[Christy Lee]

Bowl wins and big national championship victories.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he has the same number of super bowl wins as Washington, I think. Or maybe Washington three to two. Maybe. Maybe that's what. Anyway, he's worked for Fox for 31 years. Jimmy's 81 and made the announcement yesterday. He said he'd been thinking about retiring for four or five years. He said he would miss people he's worked with had called him. It a great run.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnson worked alongside Kurt Menefee and Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Michael Strahan with that awful dental work.

[Chick McGee]

You know, chick, you make fun, but rumor has it you're on the short list for replacing him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would not want to do that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I'm just saying rumor has they want you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I don't have it.

[Chick McGee]

Rumor has it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so that would be my, my Sundays alone, watching football from one Eastern until midnight. Easter kiss him good? I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

What if they offered you $50 million for a five year contract?

[Christy Lee]

I have a question.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd have to get a look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Does he have to catch the monkeys flying out his ass when that happens? Because those two things will occur simultaneously.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet if you threw your.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that be such a, such an unbelievable occurrence? Tom, are you trying to say that I'm no good for anything?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think you could do them a much better show.

[Pat Godwin]

Knowledgeable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you pick, you have better picks throughout the year.

[Christy Lee]

If they put you on the panel, all you did were your picks. Now we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you're. Well, maybe that's a little.

[Christy Lee]

No bloviating. Just do the picks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think that would be part of it. I'd get a bloviate.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, you know what I mean. Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

A quick blow.

[Christy Lee]

Elsewhere in sports. Elsewhere in sport.

[Josh Arnold]

Led Zeppelin Stairway. Cold water. Swimmers in the Czech Republic have set a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

A total of 2,461 participants brave the near freezing water of Most Lake. M O S T named after Donnie Most. He's Czechoslovakian. They beat the previous record of 1799. Swimmers set in Poland for the record to be recognized. The participants. Because the original record was set in Poland.

[Chick McGee]

The picture of them all out in the field.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

And praying for rain.

[Josh Arnold]

The same number of participants.

[Christy Lee]

And they didn't win because they did it on their bowling night. So half the crowd wasn't there.

[Josh Arnold]

And the same number of participants that go in the water have to come out of the water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that makes sense. They count them when they come out.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. For the record to be recognized, they have to be wearing bathing suits. As my daughter would say, a baby suit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how adorable.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little sad. She still says it like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, and she said mazagine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, mazagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Mazagine. And she said vagina.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

We use the proper names for proper things, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you do that with your kids.

[Christy Lee]

That's some breath. They know Most of the good ones.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were gonna say the goodies. Most of the goodies. They have to stay in there together for at least one minute in waste. Be at least waist deep. Water. Well, this is no problem.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's freezing.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wanted to do this. The polar bear.

[Christy Lee]

Polar. Yeah, you know, have a.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good for you.

[Christy Lee]

Have an ambulance there.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Chocolate chuckle.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have any bovine parts in me. Can you say the same thing? And he's laughing like he's got a better circulatory system than I do.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just saying. I can't imagine this is a really good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be healthy for you to go in.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do it for a number of reasons.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually quite healthy for some.

[Pat Godwin]

Very, very.

[Josh Arnold]

The water must be below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Well, that doesn't seem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the cold plunge is a big.

[Chick McGee]

It also has to be above 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Christy Lee]

Well, again, that was the problem with the Polish.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the problem in Poland.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine walking on the water and they're all swimming, they're all laying on it, but doing backstrokes, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

They're stomping on it. The water temperature has to be at least below 50. And their water temperature during the attempt, 38.22 degrees.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cold.

[Christy Lee]

But you only have to be waist deep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's genitals, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Still, I mean, would you rather dunk.

[Chick McGee]

Your genitals in 38 degree water or your head?

[Josh Arnold]

My genitals.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

I think my genitals could take it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm going head all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That's less painful.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I dip my genitals all the time in iced tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, would you like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Would you like some more iced tea?

[Christy Lee]

John, I worked in a restaurant. I know what it's like when you. When you have a bad table. Really? Table seven's about to get the old ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody Pat, you're in charge of Chrissy. As I read this part of the.

[Chick McGee]

Story, I'm the only one going ahead. This is interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Free diver David Vensel organized the event. Set a world record four years ago in men swimming under ice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's insanity.

[Josh Arnold]

He swam a record of 265ft.

[Chick McGee]

We may have talked about that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. Those videos are terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

They are terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't watch it. I tried.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have a. They have a big light at the end, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's when you die.

[Chick McGee]

There's always a big light at the end. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Go towards the line. And Tiger woods daughter, Sam, I'm guessing Samantha, Tiger's daughter, A senior at the Benjamin school in Palm Beach, Florida, helped the Benjamin school buccaneers to the program's first state title. 1 NOTHING Victory over Episcopal School in the Class 2A state final on Saturday night.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. It's named after Joe Piscopo.

[Josh Arnold]

Episcopal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Episcopal. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Saturday night. Guess where. Guess where they played it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what sport it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Soccer. One nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Soccer.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that make a difference in where they played it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Because I wouldn't say in the bowling alley.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Deland, Florida. Tiger was in the stands at Spec Martin stadium. Oh, good old Spec. Remember him?

[Christy Lee]

Spec?

[Josh Arnold]

He had the biggest plantation.

[Chick McGee]

It hasn't been anything though, since his partner died. Span Williams.

[Christy Lee]

Spec and Span that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a lot of work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to do.

[Chick McGee]

Effort.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations. No, no, I was gonna go a different direction. Much prefer your joke because we'll stay employed briefly.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I don't think that that was effortless.

[Pat Godwin]

What I thought it took a lot of work on my part. Getting it or laughing.

[Chick McGee]

That's fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. That sports.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get the deland joke.

[Christy Lee]

There's no joke about deland.

[Chick McGee]

No. You never joke about.

[Christy Lee]

I live.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

On Rich Avenue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why they call it deland, though?

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Oh, of course. If you looked at the map of Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not.

[Christy Lee]

They call it deland because it's not too far from. To see.

[Pat Godwin]

Every time I, I laugh, it's so good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and we had a letter that we didn't get to and I'm not sure why. Why did I get to this letter?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we'll get to it later. I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll remind you that Beaky Buzzard is a Looney Tudes character. We got that all straightened out. All right. Not Walter Lance.

[Tom Griswold]

Were people worried about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, people love Beaky because we were talking about vultures yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we were.

[Christy Lee]

That's a. That's in fact a vulture. But a friendly vulture. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. A friendly vulture is on the loose circle.

[Josh Arnold]

They can't put an angry vulture in a cartoon.

[Christy Lee]

He's not circling above. Well, wait for the beloved cartoon characters getting ready to eat them.

[Josh Arnold]

For Woody Woodpecker to pass away.

[Christy Lee]

I'll eat that woodpecker, by God.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, Woody Woodpecker's peckers on his face.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I've noticed that We've got a couple road trips coming up. I'll give you the word on that. We can assure you that we'll be there for opening day in Cincinnati and a special treat the following day. It's going to be a Friday, March 28th. We're going to be in Toledo. Thanks to our friends at wiot. Looking forward to a big time fun as we celebrate the legendary Toledo Mudheads. It's all gonna be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be great.

[Christy Lee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold. Now, we're getting a song this time, Pat. A whole song on the keyboard.

[Christy Lee]

Keyboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Get used to it, okay? And get ready.

[Pat Godwin]

And I got something planned.

[Josh Arnold]

When did he turn into this guy? He was always ready and wanting to roll, and I wanted to puppy form. There's Ace Cosby Thomas, my lawyer. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Chick McGee at the orange insole sports desk. That's right. It's the orange insole season.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, they're orange.

[Christy Lee]

Things are getting mad with Mad March Madness just around the corner. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Easy, big fella.

[Christy Lee]

Now, do we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we allowed to say that?

[Christy Lee]

Do we have any more sports? Oh, good. Okay, good. Because I think we have somebody coming up on the big screen there.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm not right.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Save us.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Jeff. Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

If you're looking for me to save the day, you're all going to be greatly disappointed.

[Christy Lee]

We're joined by Jeff Oscar. Starting off strong, flowing beard. Your beard is. It's splayed out like a big broom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I, I dropped my beard comb in the toilet yesterday, so I have a new one coming via Amazon today, so it's a little disheveled.

[Christy Lee]

Why were you hovering over the toilet with your comb?

[Jeff Oskay]

I, Well, I wasn't. Did you also dropped it. It hit the sink. Fell into.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And did you also dunk your head in the toilet it you retrieve it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm a little greasy today.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're not.

[Chick McGee]

You look great.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't you just retrieve it and wash it off and use it?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it went in the toilet. Once it's in the toilet, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's done.

[Christy Lee]

Was it you just microwave it, then it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I ordered my $7.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm poor, but I'm not $7 beard comb poor. Like I, I, I, I, I ordered two.

[Pat Godwin]

That's you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got a backup.

[Josh Arnold]

Big money, Big money.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'll give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. Normally I do this on Friday, but I'M going out of town, so I'm doing it today.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's Jeff O With failed to mention news.

[Christy Lee]

Where are you going?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm going to Puta Cana.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no reason to be filled.

[Christy Lee]

Where's that?

[Jeff Oskay]

The Dominican Republic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, while you're there, going one of those day trips to Haiti. It's a blast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I. Luckily, I'm not nervous already. Tomorrow. Thanks for helping.

[Josh Arnold]

And joke around with the federales. They love that.

[Jeff Oskay]

They love that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right. A woman attacked a man with a garden hoe after he canceled plans with her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my thing's not working. Oh, wait, I grabbed the wrong one. Okay, here we go. I told you you guys were looking for a savior.

[Tom Griswold]

I honestly thought you were getting a phone call.

[Christy Lee]

I thought, oh, I thought, oh, the plane got canceled.

[Chick McGee]

I was like, oh, he's doing a bit where he's canceling plans on his phone.

[Pat Godwin]

You want my keyboard?

[Jeff Oskay]

A woman attacked a man with a garden hoe after he canceled plants with her.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Worth it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, totally worth.

[Josh Arnold]

Totally worth it.

[Jeff Oskay]

A woman turning 104 years old was locked up in jail for her birthday. Being locked up was on her woman's bucket list. What? You failed to mention. She dropped the soap six times in the first 12 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

She couldn't wait to get in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, easy there, grandma. That's only on the men's side. Apparently, the sewers in Florida are riddled with alligators.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. Even worse, they're all hopped up on discarded bath salts. The Denver Zoo announced the birth of a new redneck wallaby. What? You failed to mention. Get her, bird.

[Chick McGee]

Get her.

[Josh Arnold]

Birthed redneck wallaby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, flying cars are here. What? You failed to mention. I can't wait for the first drunk driver to come down my chimney.

[Pat Godwin]

Excellent.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, we talked about the Mackinac Bridge disaster where a woman driving a Yugo went over the side of and perished. Well, you failed to mention. Who knew Hugo stood for you. Go, Nadai.

[Pat Godwin]

News.

[Chick McGee]

I failed to mention news.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff, Oscar, mention your name is Baby Doc when you get there. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see that thing about the flying car? Remember we were talking about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, I.

[Josh Arnold]

They wouldn't let reporters, like, anywhere, like, within 100 yards of the car. You couldn't get up and check it out. Out. And that. It was just from a distance, and people are going, this is an absolute scam. Did you see the video of it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this recently? I missed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you can see. You can See dust picking up underneath it. It must be some kind of rotors underneath.

[Josh Arnold]

There are fans underneath or something and. Yeah, and I guess the guy who. Who supposedly came up with it is some sort of DJ from EDM or whatever they call that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Type of music. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is. This is juicy with controversy. Okay, well, the flying car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's worth looking at the video. It's very interesting. Now, are we are going to switch gears, is that correct? And leave the orange insole sports desk and head over that way.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always sad to leave because I.

[Christy Lee]

Can see Christy Lee sorting through a stack of news.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so glad we had this.

[Christy Lee]

She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

A woman claims her unborn baby kicked her so hard it shattered the screen on the phone in her pocket.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How did it do to her organs? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

According to SWNS, Megan Ward was 37 weeks pregnant when she felt her baby kick. Oh, More forcefully than normal.

[Chick McGee]

I was picturing. I'm sorry. That she was holding a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. No, the baby was still in your. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The 21 year old from North Carolina checked her Motorola G Play that was in her hoodie pocket, discovered the screen was damaged.

[Josh Arnold]

Motorola G Play?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not familiar with that. Ms. Ward said my phone was already cracked when she had kicked it. She just managed to deliver the final blow to break the display and touch sensors.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

She had her baby now weighs nearly 12 pounds, so it makes sense that she's strong. I hope she was. I hope the baby's out and weighing 12 pounds. It's not still inside.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big baby.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a huge baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. I wouldn't that damage your.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, does anybody else know that how much they weighed when they were born? I do. I don't know how much. I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

What were you?

[Josh Arnold]

Seven pounds, six ounces.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I was eight pounds, 12 ounces.

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

You know what day of the week you were born?

[Josh Arnold]

Tuesday. Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Tuesday, 1am or something.

[Chick McGee]

I was a Tuesday as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Tuesday baby. Really Full of grace.

[Tom Griswold]

What was your birthday? And I'll find out. April, you got one coming up?

[Christy Lee]

I. I do have one coming up, but I really do. I never bothered to find out. Now I don't know what time either.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go ahead, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I know mine.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Wednesday morning. Good. 5:00. Patty G. Began.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they wrote a song about it.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't There he was drinking already.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell was that?

[Pat Godwin]

Attempt.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Doesn't. Simon and Garfarker will have Garfunkel.

[Christy Lee]

Garfunkel. What is it? Garfunkel, not Garfarkle. Another vowel.

[Josh Arnold]

Tuesday morning, 1am or something.

[Christy Lee]

Wednesday morning, 3am is.

[Tom Griswold]

I was born on a Sunday, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's why you're so pious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy, when you had.

[Josh Arnold]

He is pious.

[Chick McGee]

When you were pregnant and the kicking was going on, I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What does it feel like?

[Tom Griswold]

It feels like you have indigestion. Pretty much. You know how sometimes you get your rumbly in your tummy?

[Chick McGee]

Now, can you feel the baby's. Well, I know there's a. At some point before birth, the baby shifts. It turns.

[Christy Lee]

It shifts. Would you guys be careful?

[Josh Arnold]

In utero. It shifts.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Flip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I really said shifts. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You did say shifts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's hearing what he wants to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

He's being jerks.

[Chick McGee]

I forget what that's called, but they could. Was that an interesting feeling?

[Tom Griswold]

I could not. I did not feel it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So, in fact, my baby shifted. Sophie went from head down to butt down like three hours before she was delivered.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get that ass face down answer.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that meant C section.

[Pat Godwin]

Are those good seats?

[Josh Arnold]

The C sections, remember? We.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad had a good seat.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a. Did you not see that picture, Tom? There's a picture that exists of Christy being sewn up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. He was a little bit excited about having a baby and didn't realize what was going on behind him.

[Pat Godwin]

I was there with no sheet. We had the emergency seat.

[Chick McGee]

That was rough.

[Tom Griswold]

There was no sheet.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's all a miracle.

[Christy Lee]

Did you pass out?

[Pat Godwin]

No, but it was rough.

[Tom Griswold]

I see they put their intestines on her stomach. Did you?

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have empathy pains when she was pregnant?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I was just weirded out.

[Chick McGee]

You looked? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Even talking about it now. Turns out I was born on a Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Good to know. Wednesday morning, 3am the number one song of the day I was born was. Say your mind again. Perry Code Como. No idea.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. Perry Como.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Now I got another topic. What was the number one song when I was.

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up, we'll find out. That and more with Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. I do believe we have another survey about a very common thing that we probably all do. Almost all of us, anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

We have a urine in the story in two ways today. As a fertilizer and as something you do in the shower. What percentage of Americans pee in the shower? We're gonna find out when we return. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and Colette. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay joins us in the studio.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. A joke of the day on the way. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. And here's Tom and Chick McGee reporting.

[Christy Lee]

From the Orange Insoles sports desk. I bring up orange insoles because tis the season. It's gonna be a lot of basketball action out there. I want to go back to Jeffrey Oskay and ask him a couple quick questions.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

You mentioned that you dropped your beard comb.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Since I don't have a beard. What Does a beard comb exist like.

[Jeff Oskay]

A wooden comb for your beard? It's called a beard comb.

[Christy Lee]

How does it differ from a regular.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have to have explained about a beard comb?

[Christy Lee]

How does it differ? Is it like an Afro pick?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's all I see.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's. It's. That's. And it's got a fist.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

God's gonna say that you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold on.

[Christy Lee]

It's really hard to find a good Afro pick without the fist anytime.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought he actually was interested.

[Christy Lee]

Never make that.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all just setups.

[Chick McGee]

That is your standard beard comb, though, right there. It's a thicker tines. Thicker and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Do you use it every day? Times daily.

[Jeff Oskay]

Multiple times daily.

[Tom Griswold]

You Know you have one of those, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

No, I do, but I mostly used a beard brush, and it looked like a horse brush.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And whether the tines are thick or thin. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It was the best of times. Okay. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

We have 11 better for Tom. I just wanted to say that Tom's puppy training kit is a superb idea. It should come with the puppy when you buy it, the way some breeders will give you a small amount of puppy food when you pick up your bundle of joy. I couldn't resist sending you a picture of my good boy, Bubba.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

He is a good boy. He is an Australian shepherd. Yes, she is. So is Josephine. She's an Australian shepherd. Shepherd. Hands down, the smartest dog I know, other than Joey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

I like Bubba.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a sweet boy.

[Chick McGee]

He does look sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, my new puppy, Dungey. When I. If I say, dungey, you're a good boy, he starts wagging his tail. Well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got a magic dog.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you make it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Wagon.

[Josh Arnold]

You need to go. You need to go to Vegas with that dog.

[Christy Lee]

I just go, don't you? Such a good boy. But if I say it to Mr. Fletcher, my golden retriever, he looks at me like, yes, never wags his tail is the most disinteresting. I guess not. He doesn't care that he's a good boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like Fletcher's broken.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I'll say. Fletcher, you're a good boy. I know. Once again, my puppy kit, it's very simple. You got it down pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

You got to get rubber gloves, surgical rubber gloves that you throw away. Those good. A box of a hundred of them paper plates, cut them in half and use them as scoopers. A bucket and baggies to line the bucket. You can go pick all the messes up. And a little spray thing and some paper towels. You're ready to go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. As a dog owner, can I give you my puppy kit?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take the dog out every half an hour, and if it goes, then give it a treat. If it doesn't, you put it back, you bring it back in. You watch it it for another half an hour, you bring it out, and you do that all day for like two or three weeks. And then your dog's this thing called house trained. And then you don't need paper plates or rubber glass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Jeff is right.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see this?

[Pat Godwin]

I might have to leave. And I'll be back in the house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, it's your mommy time.

[Christy Lee]

Show I have a wiener dog. Dachshund.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Possibly the hardest dog to house train ever.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I'd go outside for 45 minutes, nothing would happen. As soon as I hit inside squabble, drop a deuce.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe he just doesn't like being outside.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought I say this.

[Christy Lee]

I tried training it by pooping next to him outside.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a good idea. Don't do the puppy pads. Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, we were given those.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know someone who uses puppy pads. And they are now three years into puppy.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only place they'll go outside. Congratulate it when they get you. Got to go. Good boy. What's your dog name again? Brody.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Brody.

[Chick McGee]

I love that name.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a great dog name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, named after Adrian Brody. So when he pees, it takes.

[Chick McGee]

Or the sheriff from Jaws or. I'm sorry, John.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very funny, John.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you saying?

[Chick McGee]

John takes forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Quarterback is a 49ers Adrian Brody.

[Christy Lee]

His Oscar speech is still going on. Because what I want to do when I watch movies is hear the opinions of Hollywood actors. I pretend to be other people and I'm fake. Here's my opinion.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we spend four hours a morning giving our opinions.

[Tom Griswold]

You better watch what you say.

[Christy Lee]

No, there are commercials in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when he's right, he's right.

[Chick McGee]

He is right.

[Josh Arnold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Billy. I heard you guys are coming to Toledo for the Mudheads opening day on March 28th.

[Chick McGee]

You heard right, Billy.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this true, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I work for the city of Toledo at Government Center.

[Chick McGee]

We're not allowed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Are we getting arrested?

[Josh Arnold]

I am an urban planner just blocks from the Mud Hen ballpark. If you'd like to come visit the heartbeat of government in Toledo, the glass city, of course, I will try to set up a meeting with the mayor. Feel free to reach out. I would love to meet you guys and show you around.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how about that?

[Christy Lee]

No. The mayor. I've seen the mayor has more letters in his name than there are counties in Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, get everybody pens and paper. Here's the mayor, Mayor King. A, P, S, Z. Wow. U.

[Chick McGee]

K, I, E. You are just reading an eye chart.

[Josh Arnold]

W, W, I, C, Z.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're lying.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, he made that up.

[Chick McGee]

That is some Eastern Europe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There you go. I bet they call him Mayor Kay is what I bet.

[Christy Lee]

That's what happens when the boat doesn't stop at Ellis Island. That's when the guy looks up and goes. Hi, Mr. Wilson.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Yeah, you're Wilson now.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome To America.

[Josh Arnold]

Good luck, Wilson.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. We'll look forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

I want to meet the only mayor. I want to meet. McCheese, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Good mayor man.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Mayor McCheese?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. He had a bunting on his chest. What's that called?

[Christy Lee]

You'll probably get some kind of award. How about a key to the participation trophy?

[Josh Arnold]

This guy should. This mayor. Whatever. Should fork over a key to the city. A couple like four or five. Well, four of them. We don't need five. Four keys to the city. Tom, what do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Core four.

[Chick McGee]

It opens any Tony Pacos and Pack.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we gotta go there.

[Christy Lee]

I know. It is time for us to go over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy Fat Tuesday today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Happy Fat Tuesday, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What are we gonna do about.

[Chick McGee]

Deserved mentioning it.

[Josh Arnold]

You got any jokes for it? You got 10 minutes on jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Mardi Gras.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta hear Fat Fat fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Before the break, we were talking about number one songs on the day we were born.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine was Alley OOP by the Hollywood Argyles.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know that one?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I know that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fun one.

[Christy Lee]

I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes?

[Chick McGee]

About basketball.

[Christy Lee]

Argyles or socks?

[Chick McGee]

And the best movie. It was the best movie of last year.

[Josh Arnold]

Pattern Argyle.

[Christy Lee]

Is. Is it the pattern or the sock?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess the pattern.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they have argyle sweaters.

[Christy Lee]

And then. What was the movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Argyle.

[Chick McGee]

Great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Terrible. Oh, that was the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I really enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

You are totally learning.

[Chick McGee]

I may not have seen one second of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Has been afflecking that Margot Robbie.

[Pat Godwin]

That was.

[Christy Lee]

It's dreadful.

[Josh Arnold]

It is nothing.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone involved in it should be banned from ever being in a movie again.

[Josh Arnold]

November 26, 1957. My birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Well, that's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Jailhouse rock, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it nice of that warden?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Do we know what the occasion was?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Shot.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think anybody Favorite Elvis song? Sodomizer.

[Chick McGee]

They. The warden threw a party so that everybody would ignore the dimming lights.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, on your birthday?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I just. I want to get back to the. Have you ever seen the. The Elvis doing that with all the guys dancing behind?

[Pat Godwin]

I love that first video.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that either?

[Christy Lee]

No, I thought it was great.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your problem now?

[Christy Lee]

I'd have a problem with it. I'm sure several. Several of the fellas probably enjoyed each other sexually.

[Josh Arnold]

You just can't help yourself. And if they did so I did.

[Christy Lee]

Fine with me.

[Josh Arnold]

So Prison Day is what you do.

[Pat Godwin]

When you're in there. I was in for 14 hours.

[Jeff Oskay]

You had no choice.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes you hard, doesn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Makes a man hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Way to go, Tex. Don't ever say anything about my board being loud.

[Christy Lee]

He lives way back. A long time ago. You never heard this?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that stinks on ice.

[Chick McGee]

It's a fun one.

[Christy Lee]

Number one, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Delicious.

[Chick McGee]

What was mine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Josh, yours was with a little luck by Paul McCartney and wings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know if I've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never heard that?

[Chick McGee]

If I have, I don't recall.

[Pat Godwin]

From London Town.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Produced by George Martin.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

December 15th, your song, 1992.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I will always love you by Whitney Houston.

[Christy Lee]

When?

[Josh Arnold]

The day you were born. Isn't that interesting?

[Pat Godwin]

The real one.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the real one.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't. You're gonna. It's gonna get out.

[Christy Lee]

How old you are.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the money.

[Christy Lee]

It's primarily acoust. It'll be primarily acoustic instruments. It's apparently sound very scratchy. It's on a 70 inch.

[Josh Arnold]

It only exists in sheep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at that. Brahms lullaby.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess what it is.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

12-15-19.

[Pat Godwin]

You say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Jailhouse rock by Elvis Presley. It was still number one.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not familiar with it. Oh, geez. There it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Cuz you and I are just like weeks apart, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

We are weeks apart. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We share the same number one song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring it in.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what that means? Absolutely nothing. Means a lot. It means a lot to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Toms was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, some weird.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, Perry Com?

[Pat Godwin]

How about Ace?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you said Perry Homo.

[Christy Lee]

We'll come back and do that in a moment.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Alley Oop was based on a comic strip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Was really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Ally and his woman, Sally. Oop. Billy. Billy. Billy.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have something I think you'll enjoy. Bong water is in the news. Yeah, and it's kind of serious.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never been around bong water.

[Chick McGee]

It'll stain a carpet up a dorm room.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Also back in the news. Low rise jeans, revealing butt crack.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Now I saw this back in fashion. Yeah, that and the Megalodon Goldfish. We got a lot coming up. I'm looking forward to all of it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

Show no Contest Wrestling where O'Shea Jackson Jr. And TJ Jefferson bring their hot takes with the biggest names in the game.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Broad Breaker.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome to the br.

[Christy Lee]

My aspirations in life.

[Josh Arnold]

I always wanted to be a WWE superstar.

[Christy Lee]

The prodigy Roxanne Perez.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta talk about the Hugger cosplay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it was perfect, wasn't it, Louisiana?

[Chick McGee]

What am I doing here?

[Ace Cosby]

This point I can retire. See everybody? The no Contest Wrestling Podcast, part of the Rich Eisen Podcast Network. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Osk in the studio three on wordle. Hey, I got four.

[Christy Lee]

I've done it yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Four?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a door.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Wordle can be different for different people.

[Christy Lee]

People Bread.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. It. The word isn't the same for everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

That you're different levels.

[Josh Arnold]

So far it's been the same.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a bunch of low levelers.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy, Lydia.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy doesn't do Wordle.

[Christy Lee]

Let's move forward here.

[Josh Arnold]

Not smart enough.

[Christy Lee]

That's something. I. I'm telling you, Christy, if you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what Tom said.

[Christy Lee]

If you kill him, I'll lie. I'll be a witness and I won't.

[Josh Arnold]

Say you did it.

[Christy Lee]

And even if. Even if. Even if you're convicted, you'll be out of jail. There's no jury.

[Josh Arnold]

We love Randy, Andy, Tony.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Let's move forward here. Now, we were discussing what. What song was number one when you were born?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the song that was number one when Ace was born.

[Christy Lee]

I already looked it up.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Lamb Down Under My Minute Work.

[Tom Griswold]

That's bull.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's no way in hell we're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Get that younger than I. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You know his actual age.

[Tom Griswold]

Sherry by the Four Seasons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a turd.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that one. I. I know you're. I know you're not a fan of the Four Seasons.

[Christy Lee]

Four Seasons only were popular because they were giving coke to all the DJs.

[Chick McGee]

I really like that. I don't like Ronnie, but I. Sherry was.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially the way you sing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's too low.

[Josh Arnold]

It's offensive.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, walk like a man. Are they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Like a man.

[Josh Arnold]

Sing like a good. Have you not seen the video of Frankie Valli? It's kind of famous. On.

[Christy Lee]

He's clearly lip syncing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, barely.

[Chick McGee]

I will not watch that.

[Josh Arnold]

Barely moving.

[Chick McGee]

Too sad to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Not sad at all.

[Christy Lee]

I will say this. I do like. You're gonna be surprised. Grease is the word. I do like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

With Frankie Valley.

[Josh Arnold]

He's barely moving his mouth and he's belting Grease out. It's hilarious.

[Pat Godwin]

It makes no sense. Grease is the word. Makes sense. No sense.

[Chick McGee]

Don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe like bacon. You don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I found out. I did a different. I went and found a number one song on my birthday. You're not gonna believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how. Wait a minute. We already had.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's this. That's not the one. According to this. This account.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you're wrong.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't do it. He did his own. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No, this is. I went to a different place. Okay, so what happened on your birthday? And they claimed this is the number one song you'll have heard this one. This I don't think ever gets played anywhere. And you'll see why in a matter of seconds. Oh, this is such a turd.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're anytime now.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody?

[Chick McGee]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Doris Day?

[Josh Arnold]

Stereo crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody? Any guesses?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Judy Garland.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we said Doorste.

[Tom Griswold]

How much is that?

[Josh Arnold]

That Doggy in the Window? Yeah, that's on Brand.

[Chick McGee]

How old are you.

[Josh Arnold]

Singing?

[Chick McGee]

Is this An Margaret Francis Patty Page. Oh, Jimmy's mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely boy.

[Pat Godwin]

What about Jeff?

[Josh Arnold]

Why, that explains how Jimmy went into music.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was my mother's favorite song when we were growing up. She would sing it to us all. Like, I cringed when I heard. Like the hair on the back of my neck just stood up.

[Christy Lee]

How much is that doggy?

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't. I didn't realize it was a real. Like, as a kid. I just thought it was a song. My mom, like, was a song you sang to your kids or, you know, like a little. Yeah, but realize it was on air.

[Christy Lee]

And you read that. You read the lyrics and it was a puppy mill and it's. You don't want to. It's so depressing.

[Josh Arnold]

But is it possible that Tom could be your father? Isn't it possible? Because your mom liked that song. Isn't that true?

[Christy Lee]

Think maybe true.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever give it.

[Chick McGee]

You and Billy Corgan, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do we know Jeff's song of the.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What's yours?

[Jeff Oskay]

73929 what?

[Chick McGee]

Justin the Wind.

[Josh Arnold]

September 29th, 1973.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

73. Oh, what a night.

[Christy Lee]

We could do this off the air.

[Josh Arnold]

You just did it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I looked it up during the.

[Josh Arnold]

And Christy said she was rumbling or tumbly when she was pregnant. You remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Rumbly in my tum Bears love honey and I'm a cool bear she so I do care so I. Time so Winnie the blue in my tumbler Time for something for something sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet like honey oh, how do you get upset at Winnie the Pooh?

[Tom Griswold]

This will make you feel.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to speak to the four listeners. We still have the number one song.

[Tom Griswold]

When Jeff Oskay was born was. We're an American band by grandfather.

[Christy Lee]

Don Brewer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Produced by Todd Rundgren. Great song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

We wrapped up in the window. See, I'm cooler.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We're Jailhouse Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you are. Hey, the clothing brand Diesel is trying to resurrect ultra low rise jeans for women and men.

[Chick McGee]

Now these are. These bras. Tom, you know the.

[Josh Arnold]

You know the Diesel?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's. Those are panties.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's what that is.

[Christy Lee]

Diesel company.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you didn't. You work? Used to work.

[Chick McGee]

I did. I was a Diesel fitter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And what did that encompass?

[Chick McGee]

I would just look at the panties and bras and go, diesel fitter.

[Josh Arnold]

Diesel fitter.

[Tom Griswold]

When I saw this story, I immediately thought, there's a warehouse full of ultra low rise jeans somewhere and they're just Trying to get rid of them. It could be it, but the New York Times reports jeans slung solo. They revealed a bit of the model's butt cracks were featured at the fashion show in Milan.

[Christy Lee]

The boys and the ladies. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Jacob Gallagher, the Times writer, quipped that the quote, coin slot sized portion of bum crack treated the audience to a 18 moon diesel. Designer Glenn Martins said the jeans had elasticized jock straps inside to hold them in place and prevent them from falling down the model's butts.

[Christy Lee]

So they're real loose, really. But I guess the jock strap and holds them up. They look ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

And women are supposed to wear these. I don't need a jock strap.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it's a great place. You've got that built in ass holster for your phone boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, ass holster is what you know.

[Josh Arnold]

He said ass holster.

[Chick McGee]

I know what he did.

[Josh Arnold]

A built in assholster.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you like a hint of crack?

[Chick McGee]

On. On girls? Yes. On guys.

[Christy Lee]

This shows you.

[Chick McGee]

I get turned on and it makes me uncomfortable.

[Christy Lee]

There's some dude walking down whatever it is in Milan down the Runway with his.

[Jeff Oskay]

So it's the front low too. Like, can you see some D neck?

[Christy Lee]

I, I guess probably no D neck, but maybe a little bit of a crop top there.

[Josh Arnold]

What's D neck?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard the neck of the.

[Jeff Oskay]

D. You know, some man roots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the D, the man root.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it poke out occasionally?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, if it's hanging low, like you're gonna see a little neck where.

[Josh Arnold]

Your waist cuts in and. Yeah, girls seem to like that. They do, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the funnel. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, please, Tom, you have that, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

All these, all these fashion shows are so ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's gonna need a jock strap in his jeans to hold them up any minute.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you weighing right now? About 130, 138.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever accidentally show us your thin, pale penis?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think I would be able to handle.

[Chick McGee]

Handle it like an over boiled hot dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is. It is all misshapen.

[Christy Lee]

I will say it is. It is pale, I'll give you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

So in any event, they don't show. They don't show the guy from the front. So I don't know if you get, you know, a glimpse of the old upper meat stick or the.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like a chicken hanging off a alabaster wampum.

[Christy Lee]

But these fashion shows are such a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, wait a minute there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, somebody told me exactly what Goes on at those. And I. It really helped me because I used to get furious at the stuff that was going on at fashion shows because nobody's wearing that. This is idiotic. But a lot of those silly outfits are just to draw attention to the brands and their actual clothing. But in this case, it sounds like they're trying to go for a trend here.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows? I mean, they're still the trend of. I just saw a guy at Kroger the other day that was. He didn't have a cart and he had a bag, but he. He was. Had to use his left hand to hold his pants up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was over.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, that's not over.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I remember when Aykroyd and Bill Murray and Gilda Radner. Cannot believe the plumbers crack that.

[Josh Arnold]

Aykroyd. Hey, here's your problem.

[Christy Lee]

They are just pointing.

[Josh Arnold]

The moon's out a little early.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you say something to somebody if they're.

[Chick McGee]

I would assume they're doing it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Purpose for whatever reason we were at. When we were at the pool last week, there was a gentleman who was showing not an eighth of a moon. It was almost a half moon.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But you don't want. It was hard to look at, but he was right there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was he wearing a Speedo?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was wearing just regular little.

[Christy Lee]

Baggy shorts and they were just hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, swim trunks. But they were. Were very long cracks.

[Pat Godwin]

What does Andy wear at the pool?

[Tom Griswold]

Swim trunks.

[Pat Godwin]

Now what kind?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you look above the knees?

[Tom Griswold]

Gray ones. Long, are they?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not a board shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Board shorts.

[Chick McGee]

I want to get one of those unitards with like the stripes like Scrooge McDuck would wear, like Borat.

[Josh Arnold]

The green. Lime green.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The banana hammock didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So no.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I wanted to get to this. Can we get to the story about bong water? Because I know Jeffrey is going to be going to marijuana country. Right? Aren't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm going to the Dominican. If you get caught with weed there, they lock you up for like a five years. Yeah, I ain't doing nothing.

[Chick McGee]

That's cocaine country.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Minnesota lawmakers have introduced legislation clarifying that you bong water is not actually a drug. The Minnesota reformer reports under the current law, prosecutors can treat bong water quantities of greater than 4 ounces as a drug mixture, potentially turning a misdemeanor possession offense into a first degree felony. I mean, come on.

[Christy Lee]

But I Mean, who does anyone do anything with bong water other than throw it away, make hot dogs in it?

[Tom Griswold]

A new bill explicitly states that the legal definition of drug mixture does not include the fluid used in a water pipe, nor does it include any quantity of drugs that may be dissolved in a pipe's fluid.

[Chick McGee]

But the law that they want to put in place would include the bong water.

[Christy Lee]

No, exclude your bong water.

[Chick McGee]

So this is so good. They're relaxing a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

It's currently awaiting consideration by the public safety committee in the House and then the Senate. Not much of it for Minnesota.

[Christy Lee]

A leap to make the assumption that that bong water equals at some prior moment there was drug use.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

If that's.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, but, you know, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

A felony.

[Tom Griswold]

This received widespread attention last year when Jessica Besky, a Fargo woman, faced up to 30 years in prison over 8 ounces of used bong water that was allegedly found in her car during a traffic stop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

That's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

She had just gotten done at the build a bong workshop. She's on her way home.

[Christy Lee]

Build a bong. That's a great place. But you got a hard time. Had your. For not spilling the bong water.

[Jeff Oskay]

How much of a pothead are you that you have a water bong in your car?

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Have I. Am I the only one who's never even owned a bong?

[Christy Lee]

I've never owned.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I've never owned one.

[Christy Lee]

But you've. You've took.

[Chick McGee]

First time I ever. I tried that one was with a bong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a water bong.

[Chick McGee]

And you know how they say you don't feel it the first time you do it? I felt it.

[Jeff Oskay]

My brother came over when he was of age or older and he wanted to hit the bong and I was like, okay, I'm going to light this. You inhale. And he inhaled. I lit it and he coughed and blew it back in and shot a burning wad of marijuana across onto my couch and just burned a huge hole in it. Very first time he ever tried to smoke pot.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you think they call it dope?

[Chick McGee]

That's good. Yeah. Are you a fan of the song Hits from the Bong by Cypress Hill?

[Jeff Oskay]

I was just listening to it the other day.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big fan. They actually have the sound effect of the bong.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a so called rap or is that a song? Song, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I put it into the hip hop category.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. How does it go?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you do it?

[Chick McGee]

For us Hits from the bong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pack it, fire it up, come along and take a hit from the bong.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it sounds just like.

[Pat Godwin]

Are there dirty words in it?

[Chick McGee]

Not that I. Oh, there are. I couldn't. I can't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

And that sounds like a toe tap.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does.

[Christy Lee]

You know? Yeah, I. I know when Sinatra covered it in his Great American Songbook.

[Pat Godwin]

It's from the bone.

[Christy Lee]

It's from the dude.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to hear Sinatra do it.

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Pat Godwin]

You can puff it, you can suck, Suck it Suck that bong the way.

[Christy Lee]

You puff tonight Huffing with you, my. Sorry. So bong water will no longer be illegal. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I have a dumb question.

[Jeff Oskay]

So basically, she got busted for 8 ounces of weed. And because the water was 8 ounces of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they included that.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I don't understand. What does one do with bong water? Do you. Do you dispose of it? Yeah, but are you supposed to leave it in there? Are you supposed to do, like, fresh bong water each time you do them?

[Chick McGee]

Not each time, but each. Maybe.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Past. Like, like, not like. So if I take a hit off, I don't have. We don't have to redo the water for Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

I have an idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Because as you know, I'm environmentally conscious. How about this idea? We create a. Like a Brita filter system for bongwok water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So, and you have, like, a whole thing about reading. You got. You pull up in back of a car and they've got that, you know, piece crap. And then you got a thing saying. You got a thing saying, saying, recycle your bong water, Save the earth.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you've heard about that. That piece.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How stupid is all that?

[Christy Lee]

You know, if you. If you don't stop the war, we'll keep singing this crappy music. Music, you know, that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sir, Another piece.

[Christy Lee]

Crap. Do you suppose Otis Campbell's urine would. What do you think he would test?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who that is.

[Christy Lee]

Otis Campbell from Andy Griffith. The Andy Griffith Show. The town drunk.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sing the dipsy doodle song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Next time say town drunk for Mandy Griffith.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Top five most famous drunks in cinema or television.

[Chick McGee]

Jeffrey.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay, well, you know what I know, though?

[Christy Lee]

What do you know?

[Jeff Oskay]

Name five before it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

I just googled most famous television character. Once again, number one, Otis Campbell. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I can be judged for not knowing number two, Homer Simpson. I wouldn't consider Homer Simpson a drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Barney's the drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Barney, he's in there, too. Now, when we come back, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we have our history lesson coming back, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Big time history.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember. That's what we're doing until I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

You could win a 250Amazon gift card by taking our annual listener survey. We'd like to know what you like. Just go to bobandtom.com survey. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Smartphone, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you, sir?

[Christy Lee]

Chick Magee at the Orange Insoles sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

See what we're talking about by visiting orangeinsouls.com?

[Josh Arnold]

They'Re orange.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I've been trying to educate myself here. We were discussing bong water. Huh. And I guess it is. They're gonna try to make it not illegal if you want will possessing certain quantities of bong water in Minnesota. Apparently it was a big problem. But you mentioned the song Hits from the Bong.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Jeff and I are big fans.

[Christy Lee]

I. And this is from the band Cypress Hill.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I think I recognize this tune. I played a little above it.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we start betting how long he's going to let this go on? I say the over under is 27 seconds. Seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm going under.

[Christy Lee]

I take the under. I'm the one with the.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going 14.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta go under.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Pat, have you ever heard this song?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I want you to see if I think I recognize a song. The whatever they sample.

[Jeff Oskay]

The sample.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I think I'm right. It was Pat, see if you recognize this song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And here.

[Christy Lee]

Now, what is the song?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Is this. Isn't that I'm the son of a preacher man.

[Josh Arnold]

Dusty Springfield.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, but they had to be thrilled.

[Chick McGee]

Who? Dusty?

[Christy Lee]

She probably made some. No honor.

[Josh Arnold]

They get a check so that wasn't even seven seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Between that and the Pulp Fiction soundtrack. She, she made some money there. 90s.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna let it go for.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, I just wanted to see if you identified the song.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't get to hear any of the lyrics. Sniper Hills.

[Christy Lee]

Are these clean, these lyrics? I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

You can at least hear them say hits from the bog in the beginning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, I.

[Christy Lee]

Does it immediately go into. Remember we have a button go at. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the worst thing that's going to happen? Come on, live dangerously. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

I got to get the dump button. Okay, there we go. Here we go. Here it is. Now just. Excuse me.

[Chick McGee]

I hope the media is just Mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Bong.

[Christy Lee]

Are they hitting it up, if you will, as they do this?

[Chick McGee]

Do you think you can hear them?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's that gurgling.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think it's actually a high octane. Are they. Is it just a sound effect?

[Jeff Oskay]

High from the second he wakes up.

[Chick McGee]

Right, but in that case, I think they added that. But yes, I think somebody is really utilizing a ball.

[Christy Lee]

You hear about actors and they'll be actually drinking during certain scenes. Famously Robert Shaw and Jaws. Yeah, he got too drunk that scene. Yeah. And they, they couldn't use it. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I actually had the lead singer from Cyber Seal in my car once because I took him back to his hotel and he kept offering.

[Jeff Oskay]

Be real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Be real.

[Christy Lee]

Real. His name is B. Real.

[Jeff Oskay]

Be real.

[Christy Lee]

How does he spell his first name?

[Jeff Oskay]

B. Oh, letter B. R, E, A.

[Pat Godwin]

L. This is Christian name.

[Christy Lee]

Be real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm sorry. So this, we're, we're beginning to get to the part where they, where they're.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gonna pick a pack.

[Josh Arnold]

What a mess, this thing.

[Christy Lee]

What's he saying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pick it, pack it, fire it up, Come along and take a hit from the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to let it play?

[Christy Lee]

I can't hear him. It's. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's a good way to hear it is to stop it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Fire it up.

[Christy Lee]

Come along and take a hit from the ball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Put the front down just for a second.

[Christy Lee]

Don't get me wrong, it's not a new.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would stop. You got away with a lot.

[Chick McGee]

That's absolutely the tone, though. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What did he say? I couldn't understand.

[Chick McGee]

It's okay, Grandpa.

[Josh Arnold]

What does he say?

[Pat Godwin]

Something about a punk.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell is he.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care if you're 19. If you. What did he say? I couldn't understand it. You sound old.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am old.

[Jeff Oskay]

He says put the blunt down just for a second. Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method. Inhale, exhale. Just got an ounce in the mail.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

That's illegal.

[Chick McGee]

That's actually quite a story.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm. I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

It's illegal.

[Christy Lee]

I thought. Isn't a blunt where you empty out the cigar?

[Jeff Oskay]

And he's saying, put down the blunt. Pick up the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. So they're doing.

[Chick McGee]

We're not messing around anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Multiple. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess this is our history lesson we're learning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

In my day, blunt men. You were just candid.

[Christy Lee]

What's the today? Give me the music for Today in History and I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll let you know what's he's trying to say. I don't understand. Time now for Today in History. Tree. Here's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Happy Birthday, Chaz. Bono.

[Josh Arnold]

March 4th. March 4th. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Already?

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you are. Sonny got the news about Chaz. Skied into a tree.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Son of my.

[Pat Godwin]

You too, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're right out there with Bono's a weirdo. Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

I'm right, man.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a cute little girl, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, she was. On that show.

[Josh Arnold]

They'D come out if.

[Christy Lee]

Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono. Wait a minute. Has anybody ever thought about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody does.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't Yoko, like 90 or something?

[Tom Griswold]

92.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't she just turn 92?

[Christy Lee]

Here's an obscure trivia fact. Yoko Ono's next door neighbor in the Dakota. Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You know what the answer is? Roberta Flat, the great singer who just died last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you talk about anything?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Century.

[Christy Lee]

Draymond Green from the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've heard of him.

[Josh Arnold]

Birthday today.

[Christy Lee]

His birthday? From 1990. Of course. His sitcom. Everybody Loves Draymond. I have no idea. 1801, Thomas Jefferson, the first president inaugurated white. Where?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say Washington, D.C. philly. Philly.

[Christy Lee]

No, Washington, D.C. he was the first one there because it would have been weird inaugurating Washington and. Washington.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, why didn't they? Where did they inaugurate Washington? That's a big brain. Now, aren't they outdoors?

[Christy Lee]

This is really amazing. In 1809, James Madison was the first president inaugurated in American made clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

What a stupid fact.

[Christy Lee]

A flipped off the British and said.

[Chick McGee]

US Textiles from here on out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I bought these at Ye Olde Kmart.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were gonna say his wife had snack cakes for everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, or Swiss rolls or whatever the hell.

[Christy Lee]

One of the most famous stories about presidential inaugurations. 1847, William Henry Harrison delivered the longest presidential inaugural speech, although it was shorter than Adrian Brody at the Oscars. But he did it outside for over an hour. And of course, he died. Died several weeks later, which, as we.

[Josh Arnold]

Know, didn't have anything to do with it because colds aren't caught that way.

[Christy Lee]

And then here's one more inauguration story. In 1909 on the state, William Howard Taft was inaugurated during a 10 inch snowstorm.

[Josh Arnold]

And why was he famous?

[Christy Lee]

William Howard Taft got stuck in a bathtub.

[Josh Arnold]

It was really, really, really out, mate. He was really, really fat. Didn't he weigh like 3, 380 or something?

[Christy Lee]

He was a big fella. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Size means power.

[Christy Lee]

Well, very good. And that, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

And I rolled over a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Of a little bit of your history lesson. And once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. They're not talking about me for five seconds. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Yo, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick and Pat needs a hug today. Everybody out there mentally nervous. Mentally.

[Pat Godwin]

Today recording Today.

[Josh Arnold]

Hug. Pat. That's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. That joke of the day coming up. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see now, a couple quick things. We were just doing a little bit of a review of many events in history. I want to talk about this one for just a second. I know that Chick McGee is the one sitting at the orangeinsols.com sports desk. Babe Ruth, on this date in 1927, famously became the highest paid pitcher in Major league baseball. Okay, $70,000 per year for three years.

[Josh Arnold]

What year was that?

[Christy Lee]

1927. So it's before the Depression.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure it says pitcher? I think he was a pitcher earlier.

[Christy Lee]

Than I said highest paid player. Oh, okay. In. In the Major League Baseball. The larger point here is I did the math on this. Adjusting for inflation, that's about 1.3 million a season.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Today, which would. I think the ball boy of the Yankees makes that. Wow. What a. What a difference. And of course, one of the greatest of all time. And then in 1952, by the way, Ernest Hemingway finished the Old man in the Sea. I know you like that one.

[Chick McGee]

I do like that one a lot. I know you don't care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Allegory.

[Christy Lee]

That's better. Works. Okay, now I wanted to head back over to the Silac Insurance news desk, where one finds Christy Lee with her beautiful blonde hair and her bangs that I like very much.

[Tom Griswold]

They're about to get cut off today.

[Christy Lee]

No, not today because tomorrow's Ash Wednesday. So don't you want to show off your ashes?

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that in. You get them cut really high.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hate that somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody else has that.

[Christy Lee]

That's real French look.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really cool. Yeah, you should do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's happened to me once.

[Josh Arnold]

You should absolutely do that. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

So I am a mistake already. I don't need that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever tried to trim your own bangs?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do it a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like that's something every woman does and they go too low one time and they never make that mistake again.

[Tom Griswold]

I did it on my. On my sister when she was two for family photographs. I never heard the end of that. You twist it like this and then you just cut. Done.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, easy.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. So we've gone from twisting joints to twisting hair. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we're gonna talk about underwear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like underwear. I like wearing it and I like how it looks on ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. What kind of underwear do you like to wear or how on ladies?

[Chick McGee]

Any. I really do. I really don't have a preference.

[Pat Godwin]

Hanky panky.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you in your hanky pant?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever eaten any? Of course. Edible underwear?

[Chick McGee]

I have not. Not. I've not. I. And I can't imagine those are comfortable for the ladies to wear. Is it just like wearing a fruit Roll up?

[Jeff Oskay]

They taste Like a fruit roll up? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a second. So, Jeff, Oscar, you have eaten?

[Jeff Oskay]

I. Not all like, just more like, hey, what do these taste like? Like I didn't eat them off the lady.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're not supposed to eat them in the store.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like it was a. I think it was like a bridal bridal shower gift kind of thing. We had it out and we were like, oh, what's it taste like?

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we didn't really.

[Josh Arnold]

So there. That would be funny. Edible underwear with a bite taken out of it. Merry Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Or would you. Or would that be a fight starter? Yeah, it would hold.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of the butt.

[Christy Lee]

Where would you put the bite?

[Chick McGee]

I eat the ash out of the.

[Christy Lee]

I ate the. Never mind. Christy, why are we talking about underwear again? I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Recent auction saw the sale of John F. Kennedy's underwear and a hoodie belonging to Mark Zuckerberg.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I hope it wasn't the underwear he was wearing in Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it in a Ziploc bag?

[Christy Lee]

It's a lot of DNA of two different varieties.

[Tom Griswold]

The ivory cotton snap fly boxer shorts featuring a hand sewn label embroidered with Jack snap fly reportedly date back to the late president stint in the Navy during the 40s.

[Christy Lee]

Jack, that's fancy underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do they have to put their name in it? Was it embroidery?

[Josh Arnold]

You say it was embroidered or they're at war.

[Tom Griswold]

It says it features a hand sewn label embroidered with Jack.

[Chick McGee]

That may have been military.

[Christy Lee]

No, he. His family. I'm sure his family bought the underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a sign you've got too much money. When you can send your underwear out.

[Christy Lee]

To be embroidered, you'd go to a tailor and have them make your uniform if you were rich.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you could do that. You didn't have to take it from the.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

The service.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

That's a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently they sold for $9,100 at Julian's Spotlight History and Technology Auction.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that sounds about right.

[Tom Griswold]

A black alternative.

[Christy Lee]

Were they game worn?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, they must have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sure he wore them at some point.

[Christy Lee]

Again, they'd go for a lot more if they were soiled.

[Tom Griswold]

2211, a black alternative brand hoodie worn on numerous occasions by Mr. Zuckerberg in 2010. Sold for 15, 875 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Very silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Although that's probably about how much he pays for those hoodies.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think you could get for Bill Belichick sleeves?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, nobody just Wants the sleeves.

[Christy Lee]

No, that'd be the whole thing, though. It's. It's like. It's like having his. That's the whole thing. It's like having his foreskin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, I don't think anyone would want that either.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, bill it for yourself.

[Christy Lee]

I think Bill Belichick's foreskin.

[Chick McGee]

Would those two have a fruit roll up type quality?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right? I bet they. I bet they are leathery. My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Other items went up for bid included a bow tie worn by Steve Jobs. It sold for 35,750 bucks. People have way too much money. Barack Obama's game worn golf shoes came in at just 1750. Sounds like a bargain now, doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Anybody's golf shoes for $1,750.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the hoodie sale included a handwritten note that reads, quote, one of my favorite old school Facebook hoodies. I wore this all the time in the early days. It even has our original mission statement on the inside lining. Enjoy. Well, that makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

He must have donated it then to a charity or something. I would think. I. Now JFK's underwear, I mean, think about. That's a bargain because you're not only getting his DNA, you're probably getting Marilyn, maybe Jackie, several others. I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Sure the man got around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You hear, you hear that? That's the sound. The sound of uncomfortable.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, let's face it.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's the sound of the man working on the chain.

[Christy Lee]

You get RFK Juniors, you're going to get a lot of polar bear blood last time I checked.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I must. I don't know what that means.

[Josh Arnold]

So much for Christie just being political, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No, that was. It does not political. He. Remember he picked up that dead bear.

[Josh Arnold]

And, oh, he got rid of it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't a polar bear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, it was the polar bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Polar bear.

[Christy Lee]

In comedy, what you do is you take it to the next step. You see. Well, in this case, this was the step off the cliff.

[Pat Godwin]

Should have been a lawyer.

[Christy Lee]

To the. To the death. To the death of all things human. Humorous. Again. I. Let's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think anyone will ask though, if JFK's underwear is from November 22nd?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure, you know, they've. They. I'm sure they would. Right.

[Christy Lee]

And Jackie's outfit is sealed and it's.

[Josh Arnold]

In the Smithsonian be opened for. Oh, is it? Okay, that makes more sense.

[Chick McGee]

Leave that stuff alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there's bags.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

There'd be someone out there that would.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't need to see that.

[Christy Lee]

A million dollars. That thing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Grizzly.

[Christy Lee]

There's some psycho idiot that would want that.

[Josh Arnold]

Psycho idiot.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of psycho leaders that are also billionaires.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you, man? Did you say my name?

[Chick McGee]

Jackie wore this.

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, that is irrespective of the awful things that happened on November 22, 1963. That is one dumb hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the pillbox hat.

[Christy Lee]

That is really pointless.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it looked kind of nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a fashion item. It was. It wasn't to keep the sun off.

[Josh Arnold]

I never. Even when I got older, I never got Jackie Kennedy. I never. I didn't care for her voice. I don't know what's so beautiful about her. I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I love chick doing Jackie.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, if you'd like to come over here and see some of the china.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that's obviously here. We have some silver.

[Josh Arnold]

We're having a tour of the White House time.

[Chick McGee]

This is very.

[Josh Arnold]

And this is Charles Collins.

[Chick McGee]

This is very clearly a silver piece. Yes, Jeffer. To my untutored eye, it's fair.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, wait a minute. Stereo. Jackie.

[Chick McGee]

No wonder he went with Marilyn.

[Josh Arnold]

You correct me. My goodness. Mr. Collingwood.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Christy, tomorrow is. Is Ash Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

And is it appropriate to. With you. When you have bangs, do you have to tuck them back? I know.

[Tom Griswold]

When.

[Christy Lee]

When you get them. I know you do. But after you get them, do you then leave your hair up so people can see?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you wear your hair as you would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You just wear your hair and you can just.

[Christy Lee]

Is it appropriate if I. If I were to see you to go. Hey, nice Ash.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to come in tomorrow with your ashes on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I'm here too early. There's no mask that early.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, get up early.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, some people are. Are. What? Are they devoted?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, very devoted.

[Tom Griswold]

I could leave. Go to mass and come back now.

[Josh Arnold]

You might catch fire. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack and Charles Collingwood. This is real audio from a tour of the White House.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me about the silverware and china.

[Josh Arnold]

Mrs. Kennedy, it's not silver.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you.

[Tom Griswold]

They used to use Monroe's knives and forks, but so many of them have been lost. So they've been lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Woody Allen gold china.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, so many of the beautiful old services the President's had were destroyed and broken.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you all have the Truman and the Eisenhower.

[Tom Griswold]

China is all that there's enough left of to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, whatever. East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Maybe perhaps we could share that at Another time. Right now it's time to check in with Mr. McGee across the way because he's, he's safe over there.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much Chick McGee. Once again, coming up, road trip we're going to be heading for. We'll be celebrating the opening day Holy Toledo of the Cincinnati Reds. And then the next day celebrating the opening day of the famous Toledo mud. Will he be telling you exactly where we're going to be? We're gonna have a special commemorative shirt at both events, benefits fitting various children's hospitals. So it'll be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that's a thing in Cincinnati. That's a Huda pole. I think it's Utah Polly.

[Christy Lee]

Good, very good. That's all around the corner. We'll give you the dates, etc. Etc. Coming up. Hope to see you while we're there. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Ace Cosby. He certainly has that joke of the day ready by now, I would think. There's Josh and Christy and Pat and Jeff. Oskar's here and I believe Pat Godwin also has a song.

[Tom Griswold]

This break Been a while.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exciting. Yes, it has been a while.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm recording all day. I have a lot of my mind. The puppies pooping everywhere People are busting my balls.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your job.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's see now. We can go back to the news desk in just a second. Second. I've got a question. K. Did you say Kashan Kashin? I'm looking at this photograph of these.

[Chick McGee]

Look at this.

[Christy Lee]

These new pants that are supposed to be the new big things.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried to find a photograph. I couldn't see anybody's butt crack. I just saw him hanging on them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to see those pants on you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

See if all you got to do is walk behind them.

[Christy Lee]

It's. You go to the New York Times. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have a subscription.

[Christy Lee]

I ain't paying for the. Yeah, they're. They're there. You're getting a good 2, 3 inches of butt crack on this dude and the lady in front of him. Yeah, they're. They're walking in some fashion show, silly. Yeah. In any event, what is the distinction between the whale's tail and the camel toe, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, big, big distinction.

[Tom Griswold]

Big distinction. Camel toe A is in front where the ladies have the. The. And the whale's tail is the back where the thong comes out.

[Chick McGee]

That's just the underwear with labial puffiness.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you suffer from labial puffiness, get puff away.

[Chick McGee]

It's just a puff away.

[Christy Lee]

It's just a puff away.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't you like to be normal down there?

[Christy Lee]

But isn't it the opposite? Opposite? Don't you mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We had the story.

[Christy Lee]

We had the new story about women getting it puffier. Yeah, yeah. They were adding.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I'm. I'm against that.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like the puffy.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything should be. It's like a magic trick. There's nothing that should be hanging out, is there, Tom? Your thoughts.

[Chick McGee]

Guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Vary.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

All bodies are different. All likes are different.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

All skin color is different.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. I'm trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Some people like that.

[Christy Lee]

It's called. I always want to pronounce it wrong. It's called labial puffing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that sounds like a weird cigarette or something.

[Christy Lee]

No, it sounds like a weird way to smoke a cigarette. No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Up here, you know that there's. There was a lady who could smoke.

[Tom Griswold]

We saw.

[Christy Lee]

That's really something.

[Josh Arnold]

She would take it in and blow it out.

[Chick McGee]

Rings.

[Josh Arnold]

Ring. No rings. No rings.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be. That'd be. At Sullivan level.

[Josh Arnold]

I can.

[Chick McGee]

Then a heart and then an arrow.

[Josh Arnold]

I can understand why that would be disappointing. There were no rings. But when you see it, man, it's something else.

[Chick McGee]

I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Here's the article.

[Josh Arnold]

It says she shoots ping pong balls with it.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Some women are undergoing so called labial puff coughing in an effort to have what the quotation is attractive vaginas. One per customer, I'm assuming.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder what the PSI on that is, like, what they bring. If you're like, yeah, and they bring it up to a 32, what do.

[Josh Arnold]

You think the percentage is of guys who know or another, their partners what that looks like? I bet it's.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, could they recognize it in a lineup?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's no way. I bet it's like less than probably 30% could recognize your partner.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, you're not saying you're going to go, but, oh, she's had work done.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, you're not. I don't think any.

[Christy Lee]

You're saying that a man wouldn't recognize his.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think a man would. There are some considering that act.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we're on two different courses here. You're not saying if there was a police lineup of mommy parts in front of you, you could say, oh, that's my girlfriend right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I recognize that one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought that's what you were saying.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think he's saying if. If a man saw one of these that had been modified with these dermal filters, if they go, she's had work done.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that most guys wouldn't know what their girl looked like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they don't spend time down there.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I. Every woman I'm with, I insist, get my name tattooed right above it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. And I take, for instance, in my. This is just me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I take a lot of action shots with my phone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Man down there. So I can look back and go, okay, well, here's what I did then.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, the article continues. Back to reality film session. The procedure uses, quote, dermal filters like Juvederm and fillers.

[Tom Griswold]

They use fillers.

[Chick McGee]

Thermal filters.

[Christy Lee]

On Instagram it says hyaluronic.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyaluronic acid. And it's. It's a filler. Like the people using their lips.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not filter, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer the custard filled.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like cream now.

[Christy Lee]

It's to restore the volume to the labia majora.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't want them to.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not doing It. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's a minimally invasive procedure designed to enhance the appearance by increasing fullness, etc. Etc. Sure. By the way, 620 bottom bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's reasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Do they use needles?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how else is they put in.

[Chick McGee]

Their mouth and spit it into it?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it would be kind of irresistible if you were getting done.

[Josh Arnold]

Some guy heard you just say that and spontaneously ejaculate. Oh, my God. Josh said my thing.

[Christy Lee]

Can't get any facts out here. Well, it says it's injected. Obviously, the doctors go, you're going to feel a small prick. And she goes, I do that about every week. Usually on Saturday night after midnight. Wow. Puffy. You like it?

[Chick McGee]

Puffy, the old puffer fish.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'm on. I think I'm on record is. No, I like it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What if there was a cereal called labial puffs?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't think that would get past the focus.

[Chick McGee]

Now, this just in. The folks at Post have lost their minds.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like the term labial puffs more the same or not nearly as much as Cheerios? What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

And look, they come in colors.

[Josh Arnold]

What I've been talking about. Yeah. Focus groups online. One of them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. Okay. Sorry about that. Oh, look at the time. Thank you very much. We have to get back to the news desk. If you're just joining us, thanks for sticking around. By the way, if you have been here the whole time, we are the Bob and Tom program. And of course, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy, what have you got?

[Tom Griswold]

A new poll reveals how many people regularly pee in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

100%.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the Talker Research survey of 2000Americans. Chick. 45% pee in the shower throughout the course of the average year.

[Christy Lee]

And 55% of people are liars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Nearly a quarter of U.S. adults pee in the shower on a regular.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the other process?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this while they're showering?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's a fair point.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the toilet's right there. Why would you open the shower door.

[Tom Griswold]

And go in the shower?

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe somebody's on the toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Post coitus. I could see doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, because it's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It goes off like a water wiggle.

[Chick McGee]

Do you not know that about guys?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

After sex is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

And it goes wherever it wants.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You gotta. I kind of pry my urine, but.

[Christy Lee]

I think Jeff's question is, do you turn the water on? You just. You don't just walk into the shower and let her rip. And then.

[Chick McGee]

And then I turn the water on. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Rinse it down.

[Tom Griswold]

And rinse it down.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding? That is disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I'm kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, without revealing too much, by the way, I. I've noticed my urine has some sort of. I'm. I'm. I'm in the process of checking foods and seeing what I've eaten in the past week or so to find out.

[Christy Lee]

What cold is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's yellow and everything's fine that way. And it's not too dark, but it's chunky. Some kind of.

[Christy Lee]

That's a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I. I'm trying.

[Pat Godwin]

He's being honest here.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm being. Thank you, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to have a conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm seeing what I. And it's a different smell than asparagus, so I don't know what I've been eating.

[Christy Lee]

Now, is this just regular urination? Are you just trying to get the semen off of your shower wall?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that's quite a scenario he's painted there.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Turning red.

[Josh Arnold]

First of all, why would I. Why would I try to get it off the wall? If the shower head was on, I'd rinse it down.

[Chick McGee]

There is a game I miss in restrooms because of the lack of smoking. Yeah. That sink. The cigarette butt. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was fun.

[Chick McGee]

I always enjoyed that. Yeah. Girls couldn't play it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you could. But it would be. You'd have to hover. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you get a pack of cigarettes and just break them up and put them down there.

[Chick McGee]

There was something up. Yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be like a 24 thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody know in here how much a pack of cigarettes.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a carton.

[Christy Lee]

Depends what state you're in. And, etc. Etc. But they're very pricey as a general rule.

[Josh Arnold]

What was I thinking? Asking.

[Pat Godwin]

Depends on the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Muddy. The water over there.

[Christy Lee]

Accuracy in media. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have time to Google every state cigarette license.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly what I said.

[Chick McGee]

Bring it up, you moron.

[Christy Lee]

Ask a stupid question, get an intelligent answer. That's us, you stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

We're a pile of. No.

[Christy Lee]

So how many people pee in the shower? What was it again?

[Tom Griswold]

45. Admit they do it on the regular basis.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That feels inaccurate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's actually 45%. Say they do it over the course of a year. Sometime A quarter. Say they do it on a regular basis.

[Chick McGee]

I'd say I'm frequent.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd say I do it a lot because I'm a woman and I can. Because I can't do it anywhere else.

[Pat Godwin]

We can too.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Normally stand doesn't dribble down your leg.

[Pat Godwin]

Or something when you go out back, it dribbles down your leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Sh.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell people on top of urination. 30% of Americans say they sing in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

What about crapping in the shower?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. How long do you think the average shower should take?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Nine to 11 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very good guess.

[Christy Lee]

Five. Five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Five minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in there quick, too.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing in there?

[Tom Griswold]

Condition my hair.

[Pat Godwin]

I got work to do.

[Christy Lee]

Got to get out of there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Going over every decision I've ever made. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it depends on age. Right.

[Chick McGee]

And sex.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

If you have sex in the shower, it's gonna last longer.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Well, that also depends on age.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, gender, of which there are only two.

[Josh Arnold]

I have what I call. I don't want to get too political, but there's only two.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you're solo, how long does.

[Chick McGee]

It take a shower? Oh, you mean. Actually, Matt, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't. What happened at the shower?

[Josh Arnold]

Shower. No, I'm doing it in the shower. Unless it's Saturday, and I call that super shower Saturday. And I spent some time.

[Chick McGee]

I would say it takes. I'm close to. Yeah. Nine to 12 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying they say it should take 13 minutes. Okay, well, about 40% of those polled said they are the only ones who use their shower, while another 40% share their shower with their partner. And 20% said they share it with their children. Not at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, do you and your partner shares a shower?

[Jeff Oskay]

We only have one shower for the whole house, so we all. All five of us.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure things will pick up. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He means at the same time. Do you ever get in there with her and.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I'm way too big for that now. Yeah, we did when I was skinnier.

[Chick McGee]

But I like the term bouncing around.

[Christy Lee]

I was trying to be delicate. Belly to belly.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really upsetting here.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

A poll found the average American only cleans their shower. How many times per year?

[Josh Arnold]

Twice on Easter and Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Right before they go to church. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Whenever my mate comes in, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Every two weeks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nine times a Year, they say, oh, not too bad.

[Christy Lee]

A little more than once a month.

[Tom Griswold]

How many months are in? 9 times a year.

[Jeff Oskay]

Using soap and water.

[Christy Lee]

Ballpark. I'm using a different calendar than you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we're all. You're using the Gregorian calendar.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's a media. That's a. That's the fake news.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I understand.

[Chick McGee]

I've gotten better. I used to not clean my shower until the curtain was pink, and then I would just buy a new curtain.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I believe my. My lady cleans my shower door every. Every. Every week.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Once a week.

[Chick McGee]

That's my least. My least favorite chore of anything at all is cleaning a tub or shower.

[Josh Arnold]

I have this.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mind the. I can't reach the top.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have an iron issue. So, like, after, like, a week.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean your clothes are wrinkled?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I can't afford. But so to clean the tub honestly will take me over two hours.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a water softener?

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a water softener and they're still.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. High iron around.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. Like you're in a shower with soap and like, you used. No, I say every time you take a shower, you're cleaning the shower.

[Christy Lee]

Give it a spritz.

[Tom Griswold]

No, clean it every single time.

[Christy Lee]

Is your shower also a bathtub?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's horrible. And we have five people's hair products in there. It looks like a CVS going around the outer rim of my tub.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got a question for Captain Crazy over here. Hey, Tom, how many. How many days a week do you take more than one shower a day?

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday, for example, I took two.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, today, will you take two?

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah, probably madness.

[Josh Arnold]

Most days you'll take two showers.

[Christy Lee]

Take one before I go to bed, then off of when I get. When I get up. Sometimes midday if I'm at the gym.

[Chick McGee]

You ever go a day without?

[Christy Lee]

I have on occasion.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Like, you know, sometimes a Sunday. You got nothing going on. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about mild case of crack attack a little bit later on in the day?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you wipe?

[Christy Lee]

Didn't get a thorough. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S when there's stuff left and it.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes you don't wipe.

[Chick McGee]

That happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. You have a especially interesting movement. You have to take a shower.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think this research shows that people. Because more than for everybody pees in the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And most of us just turn the water on when we do it.

[Chick McGee]

Just so you know. You know, different strokes for different.

[Christy Lee]

Do you sing in the shower while you're peeing?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And it's about me peeing.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the song? How's it go?

[Chick McGee]

I'm a peeing out of my wiener it's gonna be a sunny day I'm a peeing out of my wiener, yeah. Everybody laughs, laughing Play.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's coming my.

[Christy Lee]

Way get on your knee. Get on your knees. Open your mouth. Here comes your golden jar.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Where's my. What happened to my accompaniment? You guys will let you. Let me.

[Josh Arnold]

Here comes your gold.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a.

[Chick McGee]

A solo.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, can I talk to you about Raycon? Everyday earbuds?

[Christy Lee]

Anything?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that one time I peed in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, was the wedding party upset all over the gift at the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in the shower, the show.

[Christy Lee]

No, I was right in there with the girls. Okay, once again, we'll see you soon on the road. I'll tell you the details on that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Get on. You need.

[Josh Arnold]

Open your mouth. Except my golden. Oh, except.

[Christy Lee]

And where were you guys when I needed you? We are once. All right. We are once again.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a golden shower.

[Christy Lee]

We are once again gonna be in the room. All right, Cincinnati, coming up for the opening day. Of course we're gonna have a very special T shirt we're gonna sell to benefit a nice children's hospital. Of course it's gonna be great. And then we're doing the same thing when we're in Toledo the next day, Friday, March 28th. And that's gonna benefit the Ronald McDonald House.

[Chick McGee]

So that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Stores and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, fax, mail or email.

[Josh Arnold]

Mail.

[Ace Cosby]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Going. Can I change the show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's been quite a morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Miss a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been quite, quite, quite the morning. And it's not my fault for once. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in time out.

[Christy Lee]

I got to get some sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

How old were you when you found out what golden showers is?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, probably 35. Yeah, I don't. I'm not into the kinky stuff like.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys sing about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. If you don't see me, I'm doing kinky stuff.

[Christy Lee]

I have. I have standards. I don't know if you've heard of that character, that sort of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I. I wanted to go back in time. Before we get to the Ace Cosby joke of the day. Cigarette prices in this country, Guess what state they cost the most.

[Jeff Oskay]

Illinois, California.

[Tom Griswold]

New York.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would have guessed California. New York. The answer is New York.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Way up there. About 12 bucks a pack.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

In the state of New York. California. Not quite as bad, but yeah, they really vary. Vary. Sometimes they're significantly lower because obviously they just have their own rules. They're cheap in Georgia.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Is it a cash crop in Georgia? Maybe. Historically.

[Christy Lee]

Not sure. I'm not. I don't know what they base it on, but the cigarette tax alone in New York is more than five bucks.

[Chick McGee]

That's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re trying to keep it alive.

[Chick McGee]

Tax other things like apples.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go. Wouldn't that be great? Well, this is healthy taxes. This will do you some good. Okay, right now it's time to shift gears. And for the a daily event on our program. I always look forward to this, as do so many. Ladies and gentlemen, Ace Cosby. Here he is with. With his joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Dick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Ace? Is the standard.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been canceling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Ace, what's up?

[Chick McGee]

What do French men have that French women do not have?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what he said. What do French men have that French women do not have?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, Ace. What we.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Ace Cosby's joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

So French men don't yearn?

[Christy Lee]

No, he. I think he meant what do French.

[Tom Griswold]

Women Know he meant penis.

[Chick McGee]

He did. He didn't mean penis. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace's joke of the day brought my sleep number.

[Josh Arnold]

Get the penis. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sleep numbers. Sleep better together. Save 40 on the new sleep number special edition smart bed for a limited time and exclusively at a sleep number store.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, thank you very much, Christy. I. Did we ever get to the. I know you were gone. I can't remember. While I was gone. Did you guys do the electronic tongue story?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know that I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like a sex toy?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought we did, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought we did, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. Well, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

It. It tastes things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. For you scientists developed an artificially intelligent tongue.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember that part.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's. It's designed to help reduce food waste.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It was developed at Penn State University. It combines, according to this news account, atom Thin sensors with AI that mimics how humans taste and process flavors.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say atom Thin sensors?

[Christy Lee]

Atom. Atom Thin sensors. They're as thin. As thin as atoms.

[Josh Arnold]

Atom thin at.

[Christy Lee]

It's designed to detect food spoilage as opposed to, I guess, using your nose.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess it always knows.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That you can.

[Christy Lee]

Sam, you can apparently use these. And it'll tell you if your food spoiled, which is kind of handy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I can tell by smelling you're right. Or looking at it. There's mold on it. Don't eat it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you go to the. Do you ever play the Do I trust this taco truck game?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would I not?

[Chick McGee]

Every time I eat at a taco truck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually, I was just telling Eddie the other day my favorite taco truck. I got a burrito a few months ago and it had a receipt inside the burrito with a staple. And it's so good. I went back the following day and still got another taco from it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was inside your burrito?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, something I pulled out of receipt. And it had a staple.

[Josh Arnold]

And a staple and still good, though, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was so good. I still go back.

[Josh Arnold]

I need the name of that place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There's a good taco truck near my house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there are some really good ones, but yes. Yeah, there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Near your house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really? There's a gas station. You know that gas station by my house? Oh, taco truck there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would expect we'll see the electronic, as they call it, the electronic tongue the next time Sadie Allison stops by.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the kind that's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think, wouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

But now would every couch should have one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now, if you have that kind of electronic tongue, I mean, do you suppose it has some kind of digital readout and if you, you went down there, it would say whether it's spoiled or not? Yes. You may not want to eat this. It's, it's gone beyond its date of freshness. Better hose that thing down. Zelda. A lot of people named Zelda. You ever notice that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

About it.

[Christy Lee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y'all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.

[Ace Cosby]

Scorching debates, all the good, all the.

[Christy Lee]

Bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Ace Cosby]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but.

[Chick McGee]

I can't say it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Dude, you are killing the game.

[Ace Cosby]

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