The BOB & TOM Show - March 6, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – March 6, 2026

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show weaves together classic camaraderie, offbeat humor, musical interludes, listener interactions, and topical discussions about life’s omens, music nostalgia, sports, and the quirks of daily living. The team—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Ace Cosby—effortlessly bounces from relatable personal anecdotes and playful ribbing to broader news and cultural references, maintaining their trademark tongue-in-cheek, conversational style.

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Main Themes

• Finding and celebrating small, positive omens in daily life
• Music & pop culture nostalgia (records, albums, cereal box cutout records)
• Listener mail and engagement
• Sports news and humorous analysis
• Quirks of everyday life (scrambled eggs, socks, car mistakes, home security)
• News stories with a comedic slant (world records, balloon mishaps, NASA updates)
• The value and dynamics of handwritten notes and personal touches

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Key Segments & Insights

1. "Omens" and Having a Good Day

[04:35–12:00]

• The cast shares "good day omens," starting with Josh Arnold’s satisfaction of perfectly matched milk and cereal ratios, which segues into Tom and Christy’s similar stories (soups and crackers, pill caddy miracles).

  “It's the perfect amount.” – Christy Lee (05:46)

• Listeners chime in with their own omens, like finding only thank-you notes in the mailbox.

  “I went to my mailbox, and the only thing in there were two handwritten thank you notes. No bills, no junk mail.” – Tom Griswold, reading listener Joanne’s letter (09:39)

• The crew debates “starting your day over” if it goes poorly, bouncing between optimism and comic cynicism.

  “No, you can’t!” – Tom Griswold (06:52)
  “Yes, you can!” – Josh Arnold (06:53)

• Humorous skepticism about handwritten notes versus emails:

  "Who cares about thank yous? Mary sitting around with her quill pens writing thank yous?" – Chick McGee (09:55)

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2. Music Reminiscence & Childhood Records

[46:47–55:00; 124:54–127:39]

• Cast members reminisce about their first records and songs associated with specific memories—spanning from cutout records on cereal boxes to Bobby Sherman LPs. Christy brings in her Bobby Sherman album for show and tell.
• Discussion on classic album covers (Herb Alpert’s “Whipped Cream & Other Delights”) and references to pop culture icons (e.g., The Archies, The Monkees, Deep Purple).

  “My first record, 1969. I was six years old. Super Sugar Crisp. Had a cutout record on the back of the box.” – Tom Griswold, reading listener Michael’s letter (48:48)

• Commentary on the disappointment of buying albums with one good song, and the perils of confusing “original artist” compilations.

  "You thought you were getting the real thing…instead you got some lame..." – Christy Lee on compilation albums (56:35)

• Vinyl nostalgia, technical reminiscence (cue burns, skipping records), and rare/controversial recordings.

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3. Listener Letters & Community Connection

[13:47–29:00; 32:07–38:00; 92:08–97:45; passim]

• Heavy interaction with listener letters: fans weigh in on omens, funny mishaps, music memories, and everyday annoyances.

  “I woke up. It's going to be a good day.” – Dennis, listener, age 62 (21:10)

• Chick McGee is humorously nominated “National Treasure” by a longtime fan for enduring Tom daily (18:36–19:14).

  "Chick makes me laugh, makes me think, provides Zen, but his biggest accolade is dealing with Tom every single day." – Josh Arnold, reading listener Richard’s letter (18:36)

• Listeners provide solutions for Christy's bird problem, anecdotes about being in the wrong car, and handling public “major transactions” with limited toilet paper—a running motif.

  “I grabbed the exact number of hangers to finish the load of laundry.” – listener letter (43:08)

• The team maintains an open, recurring dialogue with the audience, often encouraging more stories and emails.

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4. Sports, News, and World Records – The B&T Approach

[45:24–73:32; 102:37–106:27; 119:45–123:52]

• Sports updates are frequently treated with humorous detachment and irreverence (LeBron James’ records, the Cincinnati Cyclones becoming the “Three Ways,” MLB, and NCAA bracketology/“orangeinsouls” plugs).
• Eccentric world record discussions (most teeth: "42 teeth, 10 more than average" – Chick McGee (120:27)), with accompanying gripes about family genetics and dubious dental choices.
• Other top stories include a NASA asteroid update, baldness “cure” research, and a harrowing hot air balloon rescue, all spun through the trademark BOB & TOM filter.

  "A man has earned the Guinness World Record title for the most teeth in a person's mouth... 42 teeth." – Chick McGee (120:10) “Scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for baldness...” – Christy Lee (124:05)

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5. Nostalgia, Modern Life, and Food

[62:31–72:34; 141:29–153:31]

• Extended riffing on the proper way to make scrambled eggs (milk, no milk, “vanilla is the secret”), the superiority of wooden hangers, sock hacks (cutting off elastic), and taste-testing “chubby foods.”

  “A dash of milk in my scrambled eggs... I've always done that!” – Christy Lee (62:33)

• Wendy’s is seeking a "Chief Tasting Officer"—leading to a contest of who’s “square” enough for the job.
• Adventurous food stories, like the “fattest thing you’ve eaten,” including home-cooked extravagances and “Oreo and cream ice cream.”
• Chick: “There’s a macaroni and cheese…white Gouda and cracked pepper…I ate the whole thing once.” (42:44)

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6. Classic BOB & TOM Banter & Recurring Bits

[77:15; passim]

• Mistaken identity gags: mistaking strangers for loved ones, walking into wrong cars/houses.
• Gentle goofiness around broadcast lingo, business cards, and self-deprecating jokes about age, health, and physical quirks.
• Musical comedy from Pat Godwin: “Guy With a Guitar at the Tiki Bar” (90:20), “Take a Walk on the Bald Side” (125:35).
• Classic running jokes about concerts—phones at shows (“everyone’s filming, nobody’s watching”), and Christy’s obligatory reference to first cigarette attempts.

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7. Classic Clips and Trivia

[111:00–115:00]

• A rare clip from the 1979 Disco Lifestyle Awards featuring Sammy Davis Jr., a personal longstanding topic for Tom, is finally unearthed and aired.

  “First Disco Lifestyle Award goes to Sammy Davis Jr.” – Tom Griswold (112:45)

• Pop culture trivia: the writers of “Arthur’s Theme,” the origins of “soda crackers,” and the confusion over album/song categories at the Grammys.
• Fun, running arguments over trivial knowledge.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Turn that frown upside down.” – Chick McGee (07:11)
• “Have you ever done a midday shower just because…?” – Tom Griswold (22:55)
• “It's the little things that make a great day, honestly.” – Christy Lee (43:21)
• “You could take your life's cartridge out, blow on it a little, and start your day over.” – Josh Arnold (06:56)
• “Is it blue? Kind of looks blue-gray.” – Christy Lee, fashion riff (07:40)
• “When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio!” – recurring musical riff (11:27; 87:44)
• “Handwriting keeps your brain going.” – Christy Lee (10:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Omens & Good Day Stories: 04:35–12:00
• Listener Letters: Milk/Cereal, Notes: 13:47–29:00
• Music Nostalgia Record Chat: 46:47–55:00, 124:54–127:39
• “National Treasure” Chick McGee: 18:36–19:14
• Scrambled Eggs Debate: 62:31–66:50
• Sports Updates, Bracketology: 45:24–73:32, 119:45–123:52
• Wendy’s Chief Tasting Officer Announcement: 161:50–163:54
• Disco Lifestyle Awards Clip: 111:00–115:00
• World Record: Teeth: 120:00–124:00
• Hot Air Balloon Mishap: 150:23–153:31
• NASA Asteroid Update: 154:04–154:47
• Show Wrap-Up, History: 141:29–147:59
• Daylight Savings PSA: 164:47–165:10

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Flow and Style

The episode unfolds as a natural, freewheeling conversation—anchored by listener input, punctuated by musical or comedic bits, and peppered with genuine nostalgia. The group’s organic chemistry blends classic morning show chaos (overlapping stories, tangent-laden riffs) with comforting repetition (recurring references, jingles, catchphrases), appealing to both longtime listeners and newcomers seeking an accessible taste of American radio humor.

Memorable Moment:
“Who cares about thank yous? Mary sitting around with her quill pens…” – Chick McGee, poking fun at old-fashioned gestures, only for the crew to then sincerely praise the rarity and value of handwritten notes.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to The BOB & TOM Show, this episode exemplifies why listeners keep returning:

• Relatable, observational humor about life’s tiny victories and disasters,
• Authentic, improvised banter where everyone gets roasted (especially Tom),
• Musical tributes and parodies that blend nostalgia with originality,
• High audience participation, turning fan correspondence into core content,
• A unique ability to celebrate the absurdities of modern and past culture.

Skip the ads and stay for the laughs, nostalgia, and the sense that you’re hanging out with funny friends who don’t take much—except maybe their cereal/milk ratio—too seriously.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I mean if you've been in a relationship for 10 years or five years or four months or two months or even like five weeks, I mean you've done a lot of growing in that amount of time. You know, I was reading in that book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and it basically said that men are problems. She's talking again it's really bugging me she's talking again it's so embarrassing I look at my friends they think she's psycho Cause she's talking and talking and talking talking and talking and talking she's talking again I need a cigarette she's talking again I wish we never met

[Chick McGee]

yeah she's talking again she's like a

[Christy Lee]

TV set she's talking and talking.

[Chick McGee]

And talking and talking so I've never

[Christy Lee]

really had anything real traumatic in my life. Well, no, actually I did when I was 14 years old. I fell off this horse and I got thing called an anal hematoma. So disgusting. It's basically a bloody

[Tom Griswold]

astrology.

[Christy Lee]

She's talking again about biology she's talking again without apology she's talking that's why I'm talking now.

[Chick McGee]

Where her brother when she's talking again

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta get away she's talking and talking and talking Said.

[Christy Lee]

She talking delivered and none of the restaurants would deliver. He doesn't know I'm talking to any. Just like have a pow wow or something.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm the kind of person that sometimes I can talk a lot and other times I'm really shy and I don't say anything. I feel kind of guilty with you though.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz I feel like I'm the one that's been doing all the talking.

[Chick McGee]

You're so easy to talk to.

[Tom Griswold]

I just feel like I've got so

[Christy Lee]

much in common with you.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like, I don't know, I

[Christy Lee]

maybe I've been unloading on you, but I just feel so relaxed and I'm really looking forward to spending a lot of time,

[Chick McGee]

a lot of time Together is what you say. Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, morning, fellas. Ma'.

[Tom Griswold]

Am.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you today?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Getting your feet ready for NCAA.

[Chick McGee]

So comfy.

[Tom Griswold]

College basketball, men and women.

[Chick McGee]

Action makes you smarter. Orange and souls.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I'll tell you what. Yesterday we started off with something that was really great. Josh was telling us that how you knew that you were gonna have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sometimes there are little moment omens that show up, aren't there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in your case, it was a classic. You got. You got some cereal. What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

The last bit of cereal in the box, was it coordinated with the last amount of milk in the carton?

[Chick McGee]

So perfectly timed out, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And perfectly balanced. It was wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

That means you're gonna have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Similarly, driving into work, making every light.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's always good.

[Tom Griswold]

Conversely, driving into work and missing everyone right at the end when you. They go yellow and you're too far down, blast through and you have to sit there for five minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a gift. It's a gift. You get the gift of time.

[Christy Lee]

I think that your gift to us carried through to my lunch. My tomato soup and my saltine crackers ended at the very same time. That's excellent. I immediately thought of you end pack of the saltine crackers and the soup,

[Josh Arnold]

and it was the perfect amount.

[Christy Lee]

Perfect amount.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's great.

[Christy Lee]

Soaked up all the soup. It was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Anytime I get soda crackers. Yeah, those little whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Oyster crackers.

[Chick McGee]

Soda crackers.

[Christy Lee]

Oyster crackers.

[Chick McGee]

Who says soda cracker?

[Tom Griswold]

My dad did.

[Chick McGee]

And he's 190 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad. Just a second. In 17 days, my dad would have turned 110.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that explains soda crackers.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think Harvard educated, the man knew what he was talking about. Anyone that he class calls them soda crackers. The point is, there are a lot of these little omens I'd like to hear from you out there. Listening. What sort of things? You know, you're gonna have a great day. Like for, you know, maybe it's just the last bit of toothpaste is still there and you're there first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Something. And now, I mean, you can wake up and choose to make every day a great day. That's. That's certainly.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

What I recommend.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's not possible.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think so?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. You don't believe in omens?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I do, but I

[Pat Godwin]

can always.

[Tom Griswold]

Agnostic, whatever you want to call it,

[Pat Godwin]

you can always start your day over too, if things.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't. How do you do that? Go back to bed.

[Josh Arnold]

You can. You can take life's cartridge out, blow on it a little, put it back

[Chick McGee]

in, and now go out and make it a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tell that to a guy getting whee.

[Chick McGee]

Into the er.

[Pat Godwin]

Unplug that bad day and plug it right back in.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you guys trying to write a self help book?

[Chick McGee]

Turn that frown upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

There are enough of those. No yelling. Here we go. This comes to us from Joanne in central California.

[Chick McGee]

Joanne was her name and she's something in something. Not a bad song.

[Josh Arnold]

That Neil Young.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Mike Nesmith trying to be Neil Young. Always failed miserably.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you would.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna play something in a moment that's gonna have make us all have a good day.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. By the way, that's a good blue on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even know that was blue.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of looks blue gray.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Sid Mashburn.

[Chick McGee]

I would have said, wait a minute, I can't approach it. Then Sid puts out a fine product. I can't. I can't criticize.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Joanne. Josh was talking about his milk to cereal ratio making a great day. Then Tom mentioned the pill caddy miracle. Now the pill caddy, for those of you that have a pill caddy, he

[Josh Arnold]

called it a miracle.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. I have one that holds. It has the seven day thing. Now there's also the 14 day one which has the daylight and the dark version. But the point is.

[Chick McGee]

Are you walking us through pill cat?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just a second. There's a point coming here.

[Chick McGee]

I wish.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you flip open, say Thursday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thursday morning or afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You pop it into your hand in the dark, right. And they all come out because usually the gel caps tend to stick and then you've got problems. But if you do that, and by chance Friday also opens, then you've got pills all over the floor. You got to pick them up so the dogs don't eat them. You know what your dog flying around having taken stool salt. A lot going on over there, we were taught. So we were talking about pill caddies, and someone said, oh, yeah, there's one that was $150.

[Chick McGee]

The highest price one I could find was 45.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a nice letter from a guy, and I don't have it in front of me, but the essence of it was, without getting too dark here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

There are certain people that you have to regulate how often they take their pills.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they might take some too many more often than they should. So it's. If you've ever been in a serious accident, had a morphine drip thing where it's got a little trigger on it and, like, everyone's the happy trigger, but every 15 minutes, you get that joyful rush of the morphine. The reason you can't just constantly click it is you would overdose and die.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's a little bit of a pill catty news for you. But Joanne wanted to say, today I had a miracle that made my day. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a really good one. This is a really good one. I went to my mailbox, and the only thing in there were two handwritten thank you notes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that is something.

[Tom Griswold]

No bills, no junk mail.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Just shoot people an email. Instead of a handwritten thank you, I just wrote a handwritten Hell cares about thank yous yesterday. What's a Mary sitting around with her quill pens writing thank you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know the elder George Bush was famous for his handwritten.

[Chick McGee]

I think point proven.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's. It's certain. Again, we get back to the handwriting's good.

[Christy Lee]

It keeps your brain. Your brain going.

[Chick McGee]

Handwriting.

[Tom Griswold]

We get back to what I would call character class Breeding. You can look these words up.

[Chick McGee]

Handwritten notes would line up with soda crackers. Perhaps you'd have a soda cracker while you're. I can't help but notice Christy, for some reason, is having a hot flash. She's having a hot flash.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you. And you've got. You've got that hippie chick.

[Christy Lee]

I have my spring shirt on because I felt like it was spring today. Check local listings.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a baggy.

[Chick McGee]

Can you do me a favor right now?

[Christy Lee]

Hot as effing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a you can ball me shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Me put it on the top of your shirt, pull it out, and then let it snap back to your chest. Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

The one that hilarious Pat wore.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I had on.

[Christy Lee]

Remember when I switched shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

It was quite fetching on you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You look like a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when you were trying out. You were going to be in the. That Peter Allen musical.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of which, this. I'm going to play something that. This will help you make a great day today.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just listening to this, this just brightens my day. I came in here this morning, I thought, I need a little something.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I have to admit, I came in and he was playing and it brightened my day as well, I have to be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it what I came into and was asking questions.

[Chick McGee]

You were not a part of it. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Whoa, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

And my baby. That's right. When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio. Where?

[Tom Griswold]

De Janeiro.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Flip over the stool.

[Christy Lee]

You're not gonna see.

[Chick McGee]

Turn over the stool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's our buddy, Hugh Jackman.

[Christy Lee]

Sure it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing the famous Peter Allen song. That's a great Peter Allen song.

[Christy Lee]

That puts you in a good mood. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. I want a samba and La bamba.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I get to see you, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

When I came in, you're playing Sergio Mendez with that lady singing. It was wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what. That's what I. I'm on this Sergio Mendez, Brazil 66 kick. Oh, wow. Since we were talking about him yesterday, that's some great stuff. Herb Alpert, the great trumpet, produced that. The A of A M Records, I give you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Jerry Moss.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like her Brownberg.

[Chick McGee]

I like her about. They're fine. I didn't know we'd be talking about him.

[Christy Lee]

That was a record we had in our house. Whipped Cream and Other Delights.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the sexiest album covers of all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. My dad had it and I. I would stare at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that album ever.

[Chick McGee]

Did you play with yourself And I

[Josh Arnold]

was too young for. It was. It was pre. Realizing what I could do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, you just remember staring at me if you were up. If you're of a certain age, you might get the math here. Blind Faith album. Oh, God. A certain.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't we been over this topic and agreed not to talk about that?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a copy at Epstein Island. Back to you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I brought in my Bobby Sherman album that I found.

[Chick McGee]

The color.

[Josh Arnold]

The old lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Christie's got a fold out.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Those buttons fold out album.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now it makes sense why you bought that. This is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Good looking guy.

[Chick McGee]

Does he have A bulge in his pants. Turn that around.

[Pat Godwin]

Back when albums were albums.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. Look at that. Look at Bobby's hog.

[Pat Godwin]

Check that out, Bobby. That's the third song.

[Christy Lee]

Song is Easy come, easy go.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobby Sherman had a couple hits and he was turned out. He turned into what? An emt.

[Christy Lee]

Eventually he became an emt. Rest in peace.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm taking your pulse.

[Christy Lee]

This cost Andy $3.

[Chick McGee]

Your husband bought that for you?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Chick McGee]

What a sweet, sweet man.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't gonna buy it. And he goes, no, you gotta have that. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

What a husband.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Isn't he wonderful?

[Chick McGee]

Followed quickly by maybe this will shut you up. Okay, well, then.

[Tom Griswold]

We began with Henry Phillips and a song about a woman who was talking. He's talking again now. Coming up, we have a number of delightful things, including more of your letters. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail]. a bunch of news stories that we teased yesterday. We never actually got to because we got so busy. I'm not sure doing what. But whatever it was, time passed and it was a double.

[Chick McGee]

Talking about soda crackers and herbal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. There was an unfortunate letter about Son of a urination of love. Okay, I knew you were gonna.

[Chick McGee]

I'm leaving it there. Told everybody else not to mention the

[Christy Lee]

first just mentioned it.

[Chick McGee]

The first one to come in.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called alluding to it. Listen to yesterday's show if you want to hear it. What's going on over your place?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Like the man said, we got it here in our studios. It's Great. Check out SimpliSafe, a consistently voted number one. That was consistently. Hey, look, it's early. You try to talk in the morning. Usually the first conversation I have every day is with a dog.

[Christy Lee]

Did they talk back? That would be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I talk back for them.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

They always open with the same thing. Talking about their new diet. Yeah. Cheeseburgers. I don't believe Mr. Fletcher goes, I'm my veterinarian. She says I'm supposed to have cheeseburgers.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think she did.

[Tom Griswold]

No lettuce, no tomato. Then I always say with ketchup. No, the ketchup is for my french fries. What? And a vanilla shake. It's called a combo meal. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Jim McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello to my Buddy Joe at O'Reilly.

[Chick McGee]

Help me out, Joe. Last name Mama. There's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to be nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly wasn't being mean. He was being silly.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to be flippant. That's my various breads and butters.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I have a letter for you, Mr. Glib.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Flippant. Yes, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning, y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

Says Richard. As a listener of over 25 years, I hereby declare my campaign to have Chick Magee be given the title of National Treasure. Chick makes me laugh, makes me think. Provides Zen. But his biggest accolade is dealing with Tom every single day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Facing a challenge. Failing.

[Chick McGee]

Keeping me sharp.

[Tom Griswold]

Facing the challenge.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe Chick deserves this honor for no other reason. Then once it's official, Tom will have to refer to him by his full title. Chick Magee, National Treasure.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll keep you posted on the progress as Rich from Benton, Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Benton.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, would you try that on for size?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just begin. Small Chipmigee Township treasure.

[Josh Arnold]

Working.

[Chick McGee]

Working toward county@the orangeinsouls.com sports deck. Yes, it's national treasure, Yours truly.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we should. I kind of like this. How do you feel about that, Chick McGee, national treasure?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, all the time. What do you think I can have cards made up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you have a. I have business cards around here somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

They're right there in front of your. They're.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you can reach.

[Chick McGee]

Call them.

[Tom Griswold]

The business cards.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be illegal.

[Chick McGee]

I'll find them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're going in.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you still. Are you still sending out these? Certificate of certification in front of the

[Chick McGee]

monitor, but we kind of dropped the ball on that. I think they're around here somewhere still, but I got bored with.

[Christy Lee]

Print them off the website.

[Tom Griswold]

We were. We were receiving. Asking you to send us the reasons that you know you're gonna have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You get up and something nice happens. This all began with Josh having just the right amount of cereal and just the right amount of milk starting the day.

[Josh Arnold]

It really was nice.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you glad you shared that? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Very important now. Here's. This is a nice letter from Dennis.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Dennis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't like that name.

[Christy Lee]

It's my uncle's name.

[Chick McGee]

It's the year Wrong. Dennis.

[Tom Griswold]

Dennis I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Denny.

[Josh Arnold]

Dennis, anyone?

[Chick McGee]

It's almost not that far from dense. Dense Dennis.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you must really dislike the name Dennis DeYoung. Yes, that is too dead.

[Chick McGee]

And I like, dislike Mr. DeYoung as well. I speak from experience.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Why can't we be honest about who we've met and know at this point?

[Pat Godwin]

We might as well just not everyone's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. He's a national treasure. Oh, that's me. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Checkmate, national treasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to Dennis's letter. All right, Former listener Dennis. He says, dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm 62 years old. I woke up. It's going to be a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, sometimes choosing to have a good day.

[Tom Griswold]

Your standards. No, no, your standards. He's just happy to be awake.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I understand.

[Chick McGee]

Opposed to being Tom. Can you imagine turning 62? I wonder what that's going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew it was going to be an awesome day last week. Oh, the day started with a quote, unquote, major transaction. A blowing. I thought we were going to say the toilet paper. You're about to get demoted to a non treasure. The toilet paper roll appeared to be empty, much to my delight. Now, listen. Listen to the verbiage here. This is precision writing. Much to my delight. There was just enough left on the roll to finish up the paperwork.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's always kind of. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jim. You nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

To finish up the paper.

[Chick McGee]

There's always something in the back of your mind when that happens. You go, maybe I should use a little more. No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't you have an extra roll right there? Don't you guys keep an extra roll

[Chick McGee]

right by that one of the bathrooms?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have to go to the other one again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

You do the penguin walk when that happens, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

How often. Yeah, how often do you have to go back 20 minutes later?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't happen that often, but it indeed does happen. Probably. I'm going to say seven, eight times a year. Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stick to your butt.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's. It's more of a. An itching issue.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Christy Lee]

I'm the one that loves.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, we're adults here. We're just.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what we're doing right now? A show you would listen to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done. Now, have you ever. Talking about Herbalor. Have you ever done. Have you ever done a midday shower just because.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, I told you. Of the many. Believe it or not, I love some of your advice. I really Do. And there were two things. Get it? Shut up. Stop crying, Get a dog. He told me that. And you know, after a major transaction, you probably should take a shower. I poo pooed it. But boy, it is the best. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are times when me, you, and Tiny Tim, I really feel like I

[Josh Arnold]

do everything right enough to where I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but you're the one that has the bidet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

You've gone high ass tech. And I mean ass. What was the description? Someone said it's like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, toilet paper. Yeah, you need a bidet.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have ass hair on the news. Actually, we do.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Hey, ass hair. Get out of my way.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's continue our letter reading segment. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Hyundai get into the Hyundai getaway sales event and get away with a deal. So right. It almost feels wrong. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for details, which is also now on your computer. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Morning, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning.

[Christy Lee]

Morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you have to explain how this started.

[Chick McGee]

East Texas, right? Christina Tyler, Texas TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a news story.

[Chick McGee]

Morning TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

We went to the. Went to the tape, as they say. And I forget which topic it was, but they were. They had the video we wanted to see. And it was a show called Morning, y'.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

Why Apostrophe A L L. And they have that in big letters behind the two. People loved it. A handsome man, very attractive young lady.

[Chick McGee]

As they. As they. That. That seems to be the recipe formula.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, by the. I could give you. I could give you a channel to watch.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

You know, not everybody's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

There are people that think we're uggos.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, well, keep them off.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we're on radio, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. Remember, they're on YouTube. Morning, y'. All. I know it's going to be a great day when you guys start the show talking about anything else. Milk and cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Crackers and soup, please. What the hell's going on? Ha ha ha. Just kidding. You guys can do no wrong. Love y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Chick McGee]

Signed, Dwight, a real live truck driver in Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, thank you, Dwight. Sean writes in, he says, I like this very much. To whom this may inconvenience.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna start using that.

[Josh Arnold]

It reminds me a little of. Did you guys ever see the Lemony Snicket movie with Jim Carrey?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And somebody Knocks on his door and he goes, intrude. I have solved Christy's problem with all the birds hitting her windows.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I'm listening.

[Josh Arnold]

Something you're trying to solve. What you need to do is get a little plastic bird and set it in a little cop car on the patio. The other birds will see the cop and slow down, thus not hurting themselves.

[Chick McGee]

That is one of those comments that's too funny to laugh at. That's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Which reminds me.

[Christy Lee]

So cute.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a very good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I was pondering, speaking of red lights, of going through one today. I stopped and it's. It's a five minute ordeal. There are no cars around. There's one car. I see. I better wait. Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I'm gonna have a good day. Yep, I sniffed that one out. Yeah, that would have been rough.

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you were pulled over? Anywhere, Anytime? Law enforcement.

[Tom Griswold]

I got pulled over with my bright lights on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I. I had just emerged from an area with no lights of any kind that goes into a car dealer area. So it goes from pitch black to the brightest klieg lights. Yeah, yeah. And he just, you know, that's because it was a certain.

[Christy Lee]

That area is known for.

[Tom Griswold]

They're known for pulling people over because there's a lot of restaurants, especially people of certain ethnicities.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

So I. I did not qualify. So I was not jailed.

[Chick McGee]

How did that. Oh, my God. I can't remember the last time I was pulled over. That's got to be 20 years. 25 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

I. I was on a streak, though. I got three speeding tickets in nine weeks and I had to go to traffic school. Ah.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you learn? Not to speed.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't you first in your class?

[Chick McGee]

I was valedictorian.

[Josh Arnold]

Traffic school, treasure. Valedictorian?

[Chick McGee]

You damn right. Put that in there. Put that in the press release.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm not. Sorry to bother you at work. I hope I'm bothering you. I've been listening for 25 years. Question for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

I have work training in Kansas City.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You being a Missouri native, Josh, point me toward a good barbecue joint. God, I imagine there are dozens.

[Josh Arnold]

That's impossible.

[Christy Lee]

They're all good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And everybody has a different opinion. And honestly, I'm not as schooled in Casey barbecue as. As I'd like to be. Google's gonna be your best friend on this.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't. I don't want to mislead this person. So.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this is an officer of the law.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Please, Officer, again, I'm. I don't want to do a disservice to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make fun of his name.

[Christy Lee]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Wilcox.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you make.

[Josh Arnold]

Officer Cox.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's Wilk, not Wilcox. Name is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, it's Wilcox.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Wilcox.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Roger.

[Chick McGee]

Wilco. Hello, Mr. Wilcox. Hello. How are you, Mr. Wilcox? He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's referencing. What movie?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Burn. After reading Brad Pitt.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Great movie.

[Christy Lee]

I saw the movie, but I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I didn't remember that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Brad Pitt gets on the phone. That is such a terrific movie. Remember where he goes. The guy says something about your Schwinn.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a Schwinn.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about his bison. Oh, it's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Give me the floppy and.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the one where George Clooney has the apparatus in his basement?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And George Clooney goes in the same takes. Takes women to the same premiere movie.

[Chick McGee]

And he.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, he enjoys the movie the same every time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's such a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

He really gets a kick out of that movie.

[Chick McGee]

And of coitus, he hits his belly and goes. I think I'll go for a run.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'd like to talk to the guys that made that. I. I've got a feeling part of the feel of that movie is based on the Watergate movie. What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

All the President's.

[Tom Griswold]

All the President's Men. It's got. It takes place in D.C. and it's got some shots that look just like the ones from all the President's Men. Great movie. Something to do this weekend. Watch that. Watch that. Terrific film. What else you got over there, Chick McGee?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I once told a cop that pulled me over for speeding that I was listening to Fuel by Metallica.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me fuel, Give me a fire Give me that which I desire.

[Chick McGee]

He smiled and said, I feel that. This was in Missouri. Sup, Josh? And he let me off with just a warning for doing 67 and a 55. Sam from Marion County, Mo. All right. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We could probably compile a list of happy ending songs to speak. Speed that make you automatically kind of crank up the crank up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That one can get hit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

So I like the star.

[Josh Arnold]

Cause your foot to be a little heavy.

[Chick McGee]

There you go, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

You said it would be Radar.

[Christy Lee]

Radar.

[Tom Griswold]

Radar. That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy. Metallica.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this. This causes the accelerator to get hit hard.

[Chick McGee]

I wish they really get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna kick into Black Betty here. Oh, sorry. Bamboo.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, now hear that? The sphere coming up.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ideally.

[Christy Lee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

October.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they'll play that for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I hope so. But they are. They are doing that thing where they don't play the same song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do, right? Do two nights.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you're very likely to not hear your favorite SO song from Metallica. Because they don't. They promise. What is. They won't play the same set two nights in a row.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't work. Don't work too hard, fellas. The same show every night, it's fine. Plus the Sphere guys got to be going. We need new graphics.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I believe those start in October. Handful of shows from Metallica. And as I said earlier, those guys are kind of getting old. So the Sandman will enter about 4:30 in time

[Josh Arnold]

to go see Metallica.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's at 4:30. I'm in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I was awake last night all the way till 7:30.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, especially if you're. If you're flying west and the show starts at 6 o' clock in Vegas or 7 o' clock or 8 o'

[Christy Lee]

clock Eastern Time Zone, that's nine, 10 o' clock at night.

[Tom Griswold]

If it starts at eight, that's. That's what, 11?

[Josh Arnold]

That's why when I go, I'm going to have to go to. I'm just telling you now, Tom, I'm going to have to get to Vegas six days early.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah. Like playing football in Denver.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand completely. Like. Like the Mexico City games. These things happen. This next one, this is. I'm not sure if the word is maybe fortuitous. This is a letter from Lloyd. My wife and I got an aura frame over Christmas. She is still amazed by it. Our daughters add pictures to it and then I put on some for her. She's. She's like a child. Every new picture, she just can't say enough about it. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

And I have a letter. Tom. Dear Bob and Tom Show. My husband Jim gave me an aura frame for Christmas. I finally sat down and loaded pictures on it last night. He heard about the aura frame on your show and look at the picture they loaded onto their aura frame.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. It's. It's Josh and me and. Is that Christy? Yes, Josh with the fun listener there. You go, that's Judy in Liston, Indiana,

[Christy Lee]

out at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

In an aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of the aura frame, it's a time to say a special hello to those folks and urge you to get one. This is a terrific product. There's one in the, in our studio right behind Josh. Currently there's a picture of pretty much

[Christy Lee]

all cast and I don't know who's back.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't, I can't see that far.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the great Tom Green.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that okay? There we go. There's Wilbur. Oh, that's Wilbur in Colorado with me in a fake jail, which I love those. So you get to take your picture in an old fashioned western jail.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, haven't you always wanted to eat in jail? No, no I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't talked to Willie in 24 hours. So that may have been updated. You never know. The aura frame, what is it? It's a picture frame. It's a picture frame. But you loaded electronically and I loaded this one from my house even though it was here. And then I guess a couple of others folks here have the code. I know Ms. Hooker has loaded a whole bunch of photographs onto this thing. There we are at one of our remote broadcasts with Al Jackson. The point of this is it's a really fun. And you can have unlimited, what is it? Unlimited photographs, unlimited videos. So instead of just sending a little tiny thing on a phone, you could send your kids or your mom or dad or whoever, some cool photographs. They wake up in the morning, sit down at their desk and all these beautiful photographs are cycling through it. It's the aura frame. Aura. I am a huge fan and we started talking about these at Christmas time and I'm glad some of our listeners have acted on that. And what I'd like you to do is go to auraframes.com and get the details. It's a u r a frames dot com. And because you listen to this show. Thank you very much. A special break, 35 bucks off the best selling Carver matte frame. If you use the code, just use my name, Tom. Aura frames.com promo code is Tom. Support our show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Please terms and conditions apply. And there's a great picture of Chick McGee with, with a, one of those dog things on his head.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know those, those, those, those lampshade things when your dog has surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yes, I've been licking tone of shame. I've Been licking myself.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the aura frame does not come with our photographs on it. That'd be kind of a cool special.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk to him. Preload a bunch of.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are these idiots? I want to see pictures of my grandson. I'm sorry. The aura frame. A u r aura frames.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, we have Sporting news, we have more of your letters. And we have fascinating things from the world of news all over the world. Ergo, the world of news. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtombobandtom.com okay, let's be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

Phone plans are now ridiculously expensive. If you're tired of spending crazy money on high wireless bills, bogus fees and so called free perks that cost you more in the long run, it might be time to ditch big wireless. Hey, give a premium wireless plan from mint mobile for 15 bucks a month a try.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy L. Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

You already got that song. I've been fixing things up there in the lab. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby is here. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it sound like a private detective music guy driving through LA with A top down and a convertible Toronto. Custom made.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I had a great night with her last night, but I could smell trouble on her last.

[Chick McGee]

Like

[Tom Griswold]

stink. Stink on stink on dog poop. That's a little less poetic than what you were.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We should make a. A noir where the guy really has trouble coming up with those.

[Chick McGee]

You know, as hard. That was as hard as something. That's really hard.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of hesitation, like in his own head.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's the voices. Boy, I wish I. I'll forget about it.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the ass on her. It was one of those hot days that makes you want to. Well, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't make you want to essentially cool off.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just going to listen to the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You remember yesterday we were talking about the Wisconsin dive bars? A minor league baseball team was going to call themselves the Dive bars for a series. Well, the Cincinnati Cyclones minor league hockey team has. They're going to be the Cincinnati Three Ways. Oh, of course. Oh, a tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Now for those who aren't familiar with the chili.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that could be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I was thinking the other way.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And tell Tom this says from Matt in Cincinnati. Yes, Tom, I know what a three way is and I know what a three way with cheese is. So don't. Don't go off the reservation and get all naughty.

[Josh Arnold]

So the. The original three way. Spaghetti, chili, onions, I think. And then with cheese. Obviously I'm not the fourth.

[Chick McGee]

I throw the. The average off. As far as people from Ohio go, I don't. I like my chili and my chili and my spaghetti. My spaghetti then they never meet.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Don't care for it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like the chili and the Spaniard.

[Christy Lee]

I usually put. I put elbow macaroni in mine, not spaghetti.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what's the hockey movie with the two gay guys?

[Chick McGee]

It's a series on hbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Rivalry. Okay. Why I'm as well. Because in that context a three way would be different.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

A hat trick of love, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. An odd man rush and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an even more technical hockey term.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Monica up near Akron, Ohio. The Akron Rubber Ducks. Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

The three ways Jersey is hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

He's holding a fork angrily like he would his hockey stick. He's missing a tooth. Great. Look at his mullet. His mullet is noodles.

[Tom Griswold]

That's beautiful. That is. That's. That's fantastic. Upper tier. Genius.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's very good.

[Chick McGee]

That is absolutely amazing. The Akron Rubber Ducks are going to become the Akron Cream stick donuts on July 24th and 25th.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk me through this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're that. For this. For that weekend, they're going to be known as the Akron Cream Stick Donut.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I wonder what that is. A cream stick donut, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's strong. John Abismar. Well, no, Abismarck is not cream filled.

[Tom Griswold]

A pastry on a stick.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds great.

[Josh Arnold]

When I grew up, the Bismar did have cream. The Long John did not. But other places. That's reversed. So I'm very confused.

[Christy Lee]

I'm confused, too.

[Tom Griswold]

So the answer is eat them both.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

All right, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a cream stick donut.

[Chick McGee]

Cream stick donut.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Boy, he looks like he's. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

See, there's. And the cream stick donut at the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

He's really pushing his butt up against the donut.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of butt in that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know why?

[Josh Arnold]

Ran by the D. Well, he's.

[Chick McGee]

He's cream filled. That's why.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. And he.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

I see the stick is going up his rump.

[Josh Arnold]

He may have some sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's where the word donut is.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's no stick.

[Christy Lee]

There's no stick anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because hidden by the word donuts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what's the fattest thing you've done in the last two years?

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It's absolutely a cream filled Long John. Whatever that is. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you. Have you done anything? We just let all your rules go and just stuffed yourself.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't do that. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever.

[Christy Lee]

So what have I done that I've eaten a whole lot of?

[Chick McGee]

What were we talking about? Josh and I were talking about something. Have you ever. Well, the classic. My classic is Oreo. Oreo and cream ice cream. And then you get a package of Oreos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And mash them and put them in the ice cream.

[Tom Griswold]

And you eat the whole box.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you eat the whole box.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good night.

[Christy Lee]

This is probably not what you were thinking, but for me, it's a lot. There's a special. There's a macaroni and cheese that I get at the grocery that is just so wonderful. It's. I don't know, white Gouda and cracked pepper or something. And it comes. You don't. It's not powdered. It comes with the cheese already. And the Little foil thing. And I. I ate the whole thing once.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Oink, oink.

[Josh Arnold]

Had a girl.

[Christy Lee]

The whole thing, it's like, oh, it's so good. And it doesn't. It's one of those things that you can't reheat because it's never good when you reheat it. So you got to either throw it away or eat it. So I figured you made the right choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good. Now, we've also been talking about what makes a great day and got another letter. Your Bob and Tom show. I was drinking coffee and doing laundry first thing yesterday morning.

[Chick McGee]

At random.

[Tom Griswold]

I grabbed a handful of hangers, started hanging up the clothes I had, grabbed the exact number of hangers to finish the load of laundry.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Christy Lee]

That is excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

That feels great.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a wonderful moment.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I try to live by that rule. If I buy something new, something old has to go so that my hangers all match.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

You're exhausted.

[Christy Lee]

I have all wooden hangers, too. No wire and no plastic.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to switch over to wooden hangers.

[Christy Lee]

Love wood.

[Pat Godwin]

Same color wood.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Light the light oak.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the big, white, thick plastic ones.

[Chick McGee]

No, careful. I don't care for the wire hangers. I've been getting a dry cleaner. I like my dry cleaner. Don't get me wrong, but.

[Christy Lee]

And I like to hang my pants. I don't like them folded over. Yeah. I have a letter. Good morning, all. Happy Friday. This is from Brian in Iowa. I know it's going to be a good day when there's blatant hostility in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up, Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

Eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Because that will be said and that will make. Make me laugh all day. All right, Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he spell Brian?

[Christy Lee]

B, R, I, A, N. That's the wrong way, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

No, I is correct.

[Christy Lee]

Why is the right way.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching one of those happy talk. News. News. What's the distinction this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is this is why Irish or something?

[Chick McGee]

Why? I think is strictly Polish.

[Josh Arnold]

That I.

[Christy Lee]

Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is in bowls on Wednesday?

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

You were watching a happy news.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the video going around where it's not happy?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a woman and she is arguing with the weatherman.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Genuinely pissed.

[Chick McGee]

And there's.

[Josh Arnold]

I cannot tell what kind of relationship they actually have. But he's like, I already said it was gonna rain that day. Why weren't you listening? And she goes, you're very boring. And.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It was almost like you're watching our show. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll have to get. Coming up, we have sporting news from the orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Getting ready for the for your picks,

[Chick McGee]

NFL trades and LeBron sets more records.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We'll look forward to all those things here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, in musical corner, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, y', all, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee is at his post, the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I bring this up because bracketology is about to return and bracketologists, we'll be telling you how orange insoles can help you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In a very serious manner in the realm of men and women's college basketball perhaps. Got a quick letter here. Dear Bob and Tom show, the first record I ever had. We often talk about this, the first record you ever purchased in your case, Chick, it was,

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say, yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. Or that might have been the one I've shoplifted. One was yummy, yummy, yummy, 1910 fruit gum company and chewy, chewy, Chewy were

[Christy Lee]

good song, good, good singer.

[Chick McGee]

Two great songs. One was the first one I bought. One was the first one I stole at Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

She loves you on VJ Records. It warped in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, the Beatles. Yeah, the famous cover where they have red hair. The VJ issue of that album.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, you just get right over me.

[Josh Arnold]

Sammy Hagar standing Hampton.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing it.

[Christy Lee]

That was Your first single ever.

[Josh Arnold]

No. You want single or something?

[Chick McGee]

I forget because of record.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Either one of us.

[Chick McGee]

Because of your general countenance. I forget how young you are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. So you'd probably never bought a 45 or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we. We all went in on. My dad bought all Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But we had to share it as brothers.

[Chick McGee]

So it's your week with the record. Give it here.

[Josh Arnold]

It was my own money. It was a CD of Sammy Hagar standing ham.

[Christy Lee]

Good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace 45 was the theme.

[Josh Arnold]

Tough, Rough and Ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough and Ready. They're always rough and ready.

[Christy Lee]

What was yours? I'm anxious to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

The Rivingtons knew that flip side was Deep Water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song. Papa Uma.

[Christy Lee]

Is Deep Water like a religious.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. The Remingtons were a gospel group.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the reason I'm reading this is. This is going to tie in. And the reason I went to you last, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Michael in Montana.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, my first record, 1969. I was six years old. Super Sugar Crisp. Had a cutout record on the back of the box. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Of the sugar bear singing the song.

[Tom Griswold]

I Took the Time of Trouble. Here we go. This is a taste of it, I think. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

I can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.

[Chick McGee]

It keeps me going strong.

[Christy Lee]

He's the strongest bear I've ever known.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta hide my post.

[Chick McGee]

Sugar Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

This safe space. Oh, it's. It's. And that was the animation. It looked kind of like the.

[Christy Lee]

That was a commercial, man.

[Chick McGee]

He used.

[Josh Arnold]

They used that song through the 80s. And.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't that. That.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're putting a little.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it Super Sugar Crisp at one point?

[Chick McGee]

And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they.

[Josh Arnold]

Then it was Golden Crisp.

[Chick McGee]

When I was growing up, they got

[Tom Griswold]

rid of the sugar, which I.

[Chick McGee]

Or in the title, not necessarily in.

[Christy Lee]

The Sugar Pops were the same one.

[Tom Griswold]

But calling it Sugar Crisp. I think that maybe RFK Jr should demand they change them all back to Sugar Crisp. That's the way it should be.

[Christy Lee]

Which leads right into. The single I bought was the Archie Sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

Mom stopped buying it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

And so they were like, we. Yeah. Because the word sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

So the word sugar was canceled.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It should have been canceled even harder than it was. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure, dude.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's a school of thought. You should stay away from all white powder. Think about it. True salt sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can get it. You can give it to me. I like. I want my cakes with.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we all love it, but there are some people in the sugar lobby that should be imprisoned.

[Pat Godwin]

It's tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

The lies they told about fats and stuff. I mean, they had us all screwed up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, according to.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to talk about it, but I'm gonna have a slice of cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you get some for my coffee?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

There were multiple versions of records on the back of the Sugar Crisp boxes and Super Sugar Crisp, including Christie, the Archies.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Sugar, Sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

The Monkeys, Jackson five, and Bobby Sherman.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Your favorite. And you brought. You. Christy brought in a Bobby Sherman album today.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think the Archies had a follow up to Sugar Sugar.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they did either.

[Chick McGee]

Had a big. They were.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a studio band.

[Christy Lee]

This is the album. Here Comes Bobby.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he did. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It features Easy Come, Easy Go, get

[Chick McGee]

out of his way.

[Christy Lee]

It also has She's a Lady on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that Tom Jones?

[Christy Lee]

Tom Jones.

[Tom Griswold]

Original, Same song.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I left the album on my desk because it's all scratchy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll have to have Eddie set up the vinyl turntable in here again because we. We don't have too many records on vinyl. But there are, of course, certain records that, as you know, it is your fault. I'm sorry, what do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

There are certain trigger words and, you

[Chick McGee]

know, not only is it your fault, you brought in a prop, for God's sake. What do you think he's gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because they're, as you know, I'm

[Chick McGee]

fake mad as I've ever been due to.

[Tom Griswold]

Due to certain copyright regulations. Josh, you're aware of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There are certain artistic endeavors, especially with Welsh artists and direct mail, that are not on the Internet. Internet, unfortunately. And they're. They're not. Oh, they haven't been transferred.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Eddie. He set it up for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Eddie.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie. What did he say?

[Pat Godwin]

He said, what's it called?

[Josh Arnold]

What it's called?

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't know what it's called.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Dean.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Jason's smiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

What's New is what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that gives away the joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

We need the title of the song

[Chick McGee]

and to say there's a joke there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, again, a comment. And not everyone is familiar, as Josh just pointed out. Growing up, did you even have a record player ever? Oh, you did.

[Josh Arnold]

And We. Because my dad was a DJ for years, and he did dances and he did events and stuff, so he had a huge collection, and that's what we would listen to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you still have that?

[Josh Arnold]

While we were. My brother Joe does while we were roller skating in the basement.

[Christy Lee]

That's great. That is so great.

[Josh Arnold]

And the one that we all got,

[Chick McGee]

like a bunch of Kansas City fairies

[Josh Arnold]

scared the hell out of me.

[Tom Griswold]

But of course, Ace can tell you this. The downside. When we. When we first started here, we were playing vinyl records, right? And they would scratch. You'd have to. They used to use the phrase cue

[Christy Lee]

them up, and they'd get. Cue burns.

[Tom Griswold]

So you'd put the needle on there, get it right at the beginning, then back it up a little bit, and then test it. And eventually that had been done so many times. Every record would start with. And then, you know, then get it

[Chick McGee]

any way you want.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that sound. I don't care. I love that Q burn sound.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but.

[Tom Griswold]

So. And for tactical reasons, I'm not sure about the copyright. I have to get a lawyer in this. The. The great song what's New Pussycat? It's issue revealed. Is not available on CD or digitally loaded.

[Chick McGee]

So we don't let anybody tell you any different. You are really something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but here's a little bit of vinyl. Eddie, thank you for setting up the turntable. See, that's classic Cuber. Yeah, classic Cuber. And right there at the very beginning, you can hear the. Wait, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Now listen very carefully at the beginning. Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Comes.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's typical. It's skipping.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. And I ruined the joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, let's.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's keep going here. Supposed to say cat, Flowers, and lots

[Josh Arnold]

of hours to spend. All right, now try it again. I'll soon be kissing your sweet little

[Tom Griswold]

pussy lips just yet.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, now.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that really. That really attacks.

[Christy Lee]

It does say cat lips in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Put a little weight on the tone arm and see if you can get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what we used to do is, as Josh points out, there is a tone arm. And what you do, what you do. A lot of people, they've never worked with vinyl, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

And you would take. You take change, like, quarter, quarter, tape a quarter, and you just tape it to the tone arm and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a tone arm.

[Tom Griswold]

This will. This. This will increase the. The weight, if you will, on the needle so it will skip less. Okay. Okay, Here. Here you go. Eddie, would you. Would you fix this thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God. Ah, we need a new copy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh man. Yes. Can we get a new copy?

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow I blame Michael from Montana. I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no. That was 100% Christie's fault.

[Christy Lee]

That was my fault. What was the first album you ever bought?

[Tom Griswold]

Beatles.

[Pat Godwin]

Which one?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you ever buy something in error like. Oh yes, Danny Shisy and the. The Hit Makers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bought some terrible. I got the Doors because there's one would hear a great song and then that would be the only decent song.

[Christy Lee]

Terrible song on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys ever make the mistake of buying like a compilation and they. You didn't know that they couldn't use the original recording?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That was always so infuriate.

[Christy Lee]

You thought you were getting the real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead you got like some lame.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that's happening now. It is on Spotify.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to listen to. There's a terrific guitar solo from the Atlanta Rhythm Section. And I went on to Spotify and they had a. A fake version of that band.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. For whatever reason they can't have whatever the song.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so into you. At the very very. At the very very end there is a terrific like 10 second guitar solo.

[Christy Lee]

And that guy was a good friend of Tim Wilson's too.

[Tom Griswold]

Too what, Mr. Bailey?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. Yeah. There are bands out there on things like Spotify and it's not the actual original band or. Or in other cases, artists will re record. For example, Credence. All those songs have been recently completely re recorded by John Fogerty with his own band. So yeah, you. You might be. Miss. You might not be getting the originals in many cases now on this program.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the original Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's actually her.

[Christy Lee]

I remember that. 1974. My life changed when I bought Deep Purple Machine Head. That was like my first real album.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you please remind us of the wonderful little fact too? One of the firsts you had in your life. Do you remember when you were listening to that album?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't orgasm to that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I think you admitted. You admitted that you had tried your first cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was your first and only cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, actually that's not true. It was Jimmy. It was. It was Aqua Lung Cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Aqualung.

[Tom Griswold]

Great album.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was at my friend Annette Goode's house. Annette, if you're listening, her sister was older and she was fun. Michelle.

[Josh Arnold]

Here girls, have a cigarette.

[Chick McGee]

She was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a shot and it Was cools.

[Christy Lee]

It was not just like. It was like cool cigarettes, which were.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean the menthol.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how they hook you.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's all taste smooth. So what part of town did they live in?

[Christy Lee]

Lived right by west side, like where I grew up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Right. Why west side schools?

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

That was not the case.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Tom with American Financing.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, this is really interesting. I was talking to a friend of mine, mine, who is in the real estate biz, and he was saying, depending on where you live, the average house in the United States has gone up 40% in many cases or more in the last several years. It's pretty amazing. So the reason I bring this up in the context of American financing is if you have gotten yourself, if you're looking at that credit card bill and you've got a lot of stuff that you've been buying and haven't paid that bill off, you may read the fine print and notice that you are paying an enormous interest rate on that credit card debt, sometimes 20% plus. So now, to put those two things in context together, you may have a lot more equity in your house than you think. And this might be a good reason to refinance, wipe out that credit card debt, and at the same time, shift up all that mortgage stuff. Sometimes in some cases, you could find yourself saving like 800 bucks a month. It depends on the numbers. This is something you've got to talk to a professional about. And that's why I'm talking about American financing. @american financing.net bobandtom the idea is, once again, pay off that credit card because the interest rate, maybe you've got like four or five credit cards and you're paying a fortune in interest every month because again, it can be way over 20%. Obviously you can do a refi. Knock that down. And it just depends on the numbers. Like I said, you may be able to get a much more manageable situation going and get rid of that massive interest rate you're paying in your credit cards. Talk to the [e-mail] Once again, that's American Financing.net Bob and Tom. You could even call them up if you can remember this number. It's 866-889-2611. That's 866-889-261100. Or once again, just go to American Financing.net, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom what would you do if your online store converted 36% more shoppers? You could take 36% more vacation. Another pina col. Open a new retail location with 36% more square feet.

[Chick McGee]

Fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Hire 36% more help. You're hired. And you're hired. Shopify has the world's best converting checkout

[Christy Lee]

up to 36% better than other e commerce platforms.

[Tom Griswold]

What you do with those extra sales is up to you. Switch to Shopify [e-mail] listen and get a $1 trial. Shopify.com listen.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

She's over there at the news desk there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Back. God.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Coffee's good today, my friend. Oh, it's playful but not bratty.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Almost naughty. There's Ace Cosby. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Notes of Dipstick as a, as a. Has a hint of 30 weight. Who's the one that puts butter in their coffee? Who was.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people do.

[Josh Arnold]

That was on that kick.

[Chick McGee]

Did you try it right? It was. It's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm on a new kick.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Milk. Just a dash of milk in my scrambled eggs.

[Christy Lee]

I've always done that. What do you mean you're on a new kick?

[Chick McGee]

You fluff them up.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But this, this is new to him.

[Tom Griswold]

New to me.

[Chick McGee]

You should put a little milk in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

Believe it or not, you should put a little water in there. Makes them fluffier.

[Christy Lee]

Fluffier.

[Josh Arnold]

Many chefs say, don't do either of those things.

[Christy Lee]

My friends, my kids hate it when I put milk in my.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up that way. And then I learned the key for me.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody likes scrambled eggs differently.

[Chick McGee]

You know what the key is?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a number question.

[Josh Arnold]

Vanilla in scrambled eggs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That's the secret.

[Josh Arnold]

Vanilla.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

You really have done that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You give her vanilla scrambled eggs, she'll roll over, Tom. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

A bit of booze in that extract.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about my dogs here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, weirdos. No Now I'll put vanilla in my French toast batter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's a. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever look at you and you go, why don't we go eat these scrambled eggs out in the backyard? You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. And again, you kind of nudge her a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, pool's closed.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear how you make your pools closed. I'm interested, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, air. Air is the key. And I know Tom disagrees with me.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean, air?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I beat those things.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, we're talking about scrambled eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin gave me a hand mixer,

[Tom Griswold]

and this could be edited.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you said mixer.

[Pat Godwin]

Gave me a hand, bought me a.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up, Jason.

[Christy Lee]

Is it one that you crank like this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's actually electric. There's nothing disgusting about it.

[Chick McGee]

Say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Say the word job.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat gave me a hand mixer as trade for a beach, and I. Nothing weird.

[Christy Lee]

You use that.

[Josh Arnold]

I use that. And, I mean, it's so frothy and so bubbly, and you have the fluffiest, lightest. But I know Tom likes his.

[Tom Griswold]

I like them like semi.

[Josh Arnold]

You want yellow and white?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. I wanted a variety, the way I like to live more my life. A multicolored variety of friends.

[Christy Lee]

All egg whites, or do you mix, like, three egg whites and two whole eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

I use all whole eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The egg white thing's a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not necessarily a scam.

[Tom Griswold]

Eating the cholesterol, that's a scam. My doctor told me. All the eggs you want.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. The yolk is fine.

[Chick McGee]

The doctor said you could ski, too.

[Josh Arnold]

But sometimes egg whites add protein without the yolky flavor.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There are reasons to use just eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Egg whites, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you eat a fried egg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you break the yolk as you're just. Do you refer to that as the gravy?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I like when people do.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard Lynn, Rosetta, Casper do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know authority on when you

[Christy Lee]

break it in the pan.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. When you're eating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, when you're eating it.

[Chick McGee]

When I'm eating it, I have over easy. When I break the yolk, I go, oh. Oh. Broke your hyman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gee.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you announced that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I announce it.

[Christy Lee]

If I break one in the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you're eating a alone, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's why you're national treasure.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hopelessly alone.

[Christy Lee]

If I break one in the pan, I Scramble it immediately and give it to the dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

I scramble it, but I make another one. I do make yolk.

[Chick McGee]

Can you crack an egg and put it in the pan one handed?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I've tried and I crack my eggs and put them in a little dish before I put them in the pan.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you, Chris. That way they don't bust when you.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hmm.

[Josh Arnold]

I rarely fry an egg.

[Christy Lee]

Honestly, I love fried.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm scrambled or poached. I have a great pampered chef poacher.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

45 seconds. It's a perfect poacher.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem is that the cleaning the poacher things is a three hour ordeal.

[Josh Arnold]

We have different things.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel you have them made of like some kind of Teflon ceramic.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Which. So you're leaching what, chemical?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

It just sounds ceramic. It's not going to lead.

[Tom Griswold]

Jenny, shut up.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to scare up pampered Chef Josh's eggplant poacher. $35,000

[Josh Arnold]

cheaper to have a chef.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the only things I ever bought from a TV offer was that floating rubber thing.

[Chick McGee]

You could poach eggs with ginzu knife,

[Josh Arnold]

and that was tough. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't. Cleaning it is an ordinary. It doesn't work. Put it in the dishwasher, put it on scrub mode. It comes out cake. Don't get one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Now do brown eggs there. Are they harder to crack than white?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so too. There's something a little bit. What?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

That membrane underneath the shell. There's something about it that's a little tougher to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why they dance so well.

[Josh Arnold]

What's happening?

[Pat Godwin]

You're setting.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to be. I'm just waiting.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to be a part of it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just waiting for him to weigh in about the brownie.

[Pat Godwin]

He already had one, but it went under the radar.

[Josh Arnold]

I demand you repeat it during the break.

[Tom Griswold]

I typically always do buy the brown. I get the ones that are like grass fed, organic, that cost twice as much as they should.

[Josh Arnold]

I spent some money on eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you remember last. Last Easter, I wasn't paying attention and I was sent out to get eggs and I forgot they were for egg dying. And I brought back the brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I got in the store, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

I went back.

[Chick McGee]

You got to get your color wheel out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What color means we Were talking.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about your first album or your first record.

[Chick McGee]

Record, yeah, everybody talks about it. We. We had a lot of fun putting that together. Oh, not mine. I'm sorry, what is.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you guys say album as opposed to record, what. What are you saying? Album? A bunch of songs, A collection of songs? Or is record one song? What are we doing here? When the Grammys.

[Tom Griswold]

The Grammys do it, it makes no sense. I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Record of the year. Song of the year. It's different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. There was a period of time when it was pretty much just albums.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, to me, an album is a full collection of songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, agreed. But as DJs back in the day. And your dad would remember this. He would be weighing in on this one. You had the 45s, which obviously played at a different speed than the 33s, but if you were doing a dance thing, there were certain things that only came say on albums. You'd have to switch back and forth. Same thing being on the air. And you'd forget. You'd forget that you had it on 45.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious that you'd start.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd start off some ballad. The legend lives hot on the back. Yeah. But this is a nice letter from Ron. In LeClaire, Iowa. My wife made me get up early and take her to work today. My brother was always the coolest and I was the nerd. So when our uncle bought us our first albums, he bought my brother Aerosmith Toys in the Attic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got sweet emotion with a full intro.

[Tom Griswold]

A great album. He goes. I thought I had received an album from Queen Queen. However I looked at it and it was Heart, Little Queenie. I was very disappointed. Got rid of the album, later found out it's one of the best albums ever. I was just too young to understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's some good stuff on there.

[Tom Griswold]

I did the same thing I received in high school. My brother gave me Layla, the album, and I didn't put to put it together that Derek was Eric because he knew I was an Eric Clapton fan. So I never even opened the record. I traded it in for one of the worst albums ever made.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Crosby, Stills and Nash. Four Way Street. Remember, John Mellencamp was on our show once and he said that's the reason he didn't want to do a live album, because that album was so crappy and he had to waste his money buying it when he was a kid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I later, later on learned that Layla was one of the greatest. So we. We all make mistakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Eric, by the way, touring North America. America.

[Christy Lee]

How many shows have you gotten tickets for?

[Tom Griswold]

It looks. I think I'm gonna see him in Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's either. I forget it's a Friday or a Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

United Center.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Me and you. You and me.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I think Willie and I are gonna go. Willie and I saw him in Dallas.

[Chick McGee]

Me and you and Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Me, you. I've seen him.

[Christy Lee]

Uncle Chick go.

[Tom Griswold]

You can come.

[Chick McGee]

You don't mean that.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you want to go, though?

[Chick McGee]

Hell yeah, I'll go.

[Josh Arnold]

How much do I have to pay you for you to boo the whole time?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'll do it just for you for

[Christy Lee]

like every other song. And go get a soda or buy a shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen him. I've seen Eric a lot. I've seen him a couple times at Madison Square Garden. One time, the guy and I was on the floor about six, seven rows back. Just great seats. The guy in front of me. Because when you're on the floor, there's. You're obviously. There's no angle to the right. The guy in front of me. The entire show was holding up a phone recording.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's how the whole show are now.

[Tom Griswold]

So terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way you could have forgotten about that and enjoyed the show? Or did it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it just. It was just. It didn't ruin it, but it kind of bugged me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was. I understand that. I think it would have bugged me too, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir, you can. He'll. This will be available on DVD or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, but people standing for concerts.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be why I don't. I will. I actually won't go to the Sphere is because I've seen footage and it is. Everyone is holding their phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but the people in front of

[Josh Arnold]

me did just approve. They were there.

[Tom Griswold]

But the advantage there is you're. You're at an angle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's meaning I was on the floor of Madison Square Garden. So it was right in my field of vision.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a bummer.

[Chick McGee]

Do they do people. What am I asking? I know they do. They take their phones to funerals and record what? I bet they do. No, I bet they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet some do. I haven't seen it yet, but you're right. Somebody's doing that.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of wish I had at Mom's because Sophie's eulogy was so great and I had no idea she was gonna do it.

[Tom Griswold]

But you wouldn't want to be in the front row holding your camera. No, you could have it. You could have had them the funeral director record it.

[Christy Lee]

Do they do that?

[Chick McGee]

I bet they do.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of live streamed funerals now.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I think you can have a funeral hosted by one. They have a host on staff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh there's a part time job fun for us.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing? Welcome Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to start? Is that a nice side gig?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome. Samuel Wilson today has passed away. What a guy was here. Let's have a round of applause for Samuel. I'm the son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

They got a request here five or

[Chick McGee]

six different levels of you know we'll

[Tom Griswold]

have traffic and weather at the tens. But first let's talk about what a great guy.

[Chick McGee]

Full on Chick. And then you something more respectful. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I say is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't done anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh sorry.

[Chick McGee]

LeBron James more records for See we're

[Tom Griswold]

in that lull period of.

[Chick McGee]

I like to say LeBron James. Like Scott Van Pelt says it though LeBron James most.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what mostly NBA news. No.

[Chick McGee]

Well yeah. Well they're playing the season. I. I like the playoffs though. They. They. There's different playoffs are different. The Bills have made a trade for a wide receiver. That's one who catches and the MLS

[Christy Lee]

the catcher guy the.

[Tom Griswold]

They used to baseball has they used

[Chick McGee]

to baseball trademarked inter Miami and Lionel Messi who yes you guessed it just had spilled things yesterday at the White House. Everything stains on his shirt. It was awful. And I'm going to read this and it's not going to spoil it but this is is this is today's world record.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We will be back with the man with the most teeth in the world flashes his record breaking smile.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

This is a world record.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you a hint.

[Chick McGee]

I agree Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It is great. I'll bet he's not from England.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know that. And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's send your letters to us from across the pond.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry Jan. I'm sure she's a very good dentist over there. That's coming up. Also we have a lot of other really interesting things going on in the world of news including baldness in the news. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

It may be on the way out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very exciting also Ghetto blaster coming up in a story.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean boombox.

[Tom Griswold]

Boombox.

[Josh Arnold]

You always forget which one one is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh that's not boom box.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Go Boom box.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. You know, boombox technology is really advanced.

[Chick McGee]

Can we take a break and have

[Tom Griswold]

a, have a quick chat? Also, you know that that asteroid that NASA said might be hitting the moon? We have an update. This is super cool. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find us on X at

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin paycheck. There's Josh Arnold. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Just hanging out. There's Ace cosby. I'm chick mcgee. And hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick [e-mail] sports desk getting ready for NCAA bracketology. Say, for example, you've got a cup of tea here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a cup of coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I got.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not paying attention and you grab one thinking it's the tea and it's the coffee.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go you one better. You know this story. Let's say that you're doing prep for painting a home and you have a little solo cup, you have your paint, and in a little solo cup, you have your Diet Pepsi and you're taking a drink of Diet Pepsi and put it down and painting. And then you drink the paint. Drink the paint. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Or don't you hate it when you're, you're, you take a girl home from the bar and you start, you know, going at it and no, it, it's a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

How did this happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Just no, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

But then you think, I was just

[Tom Griswold]

going to say, you reach for the SW, the fly swatter and it's your gun. And then, oh, my God, then you

[Chick McGee]

think that really, that really fell pat your girlfriend's butt.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's your, it's her mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, that's so funny.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, have you done that?

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Smile and say, where did this show Thanksgiving this year?

[Pat Godwin]

In truth, I, I, I was about to tap and I did stop right before the tap When I. But the. The butts were similar. You like very good shape.

[Chick McGee]

So a girlfriend can expect. If they're girlfriends with you, they can expect to tap on the behind.

[Pat Godwin]

A gentle tap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, I got one.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We were at some dress shop.

[Chick McGee]

So did everyone in the room and everyone listening.

[Josh Arnold]

We were at a dress.

[Tom Griswold]

I point. This gives me an excuse for the stupid thing that I was about to do. So when I'm standing, you know, Kelly was, you know, buying some nice clothes, and she's always beautiful, but I was. I was in that. In that realm of, you know, dear God, get me out of here. I can't. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was kind of loitering and wandering around, looking at stuff, and I've learned not to go, hey, that looks really good. Because then I'll get. You know, someone will go, that's the worst thing in here. But I went up to her from the back and said something silly, and it wasn't her. Yeah, I can't say exactly what I said. This being FCC regulated, regulated radio.

[Chick McGee]

I guess you look like the kind of guy who would walk up and say, hey, is your hole lonely?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Chick Magee, ladies.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't say anything of that nature.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, do you have a little morning broadcaster in you? Would you like to.

[Christy Lee]

I have never heard.

[Chick McGee]

I use it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever. But have you ever mistaken someone from the back?

[Chick McGee]

You think that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's never worked, but I use it all the time. And I'm still.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to hear what.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember being a kid, too, and kind of wandering around, and then I reach up to grab my mom's hand and I look up and it's some strange lady.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I pulled a Tom the other day. I started to get in the wrong car. I was at a friend's apartment complex, and I went to get in my car and I. I went, wait a minute. This isn't my car.

[Tom Griswold]

I did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just did it last week.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

And it wasn't even the same make. It just a. Just a white suv. And I opened the door. I opened the door. Then I realized, oh, yeah, I don't have a shifter like that. Then I shut the door. I looked around.

[Christy Lee]

I did the same thing. I opened the door, was gonna. Because I had. I had carried some things. I was gonna put them in the car, and I went, this isn't my car. Oh, my gosh. I did that too. I hope you didn't see me. I don't know who owns the car, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry. The only two times I've gotten in the car once was at a liquor store in an urban setting in Cleveland, Ohio. I got into the car. It was a snowstorm. I got into the car and realized. Took a whiff and went, I don't smoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Looked around. Oh, my God. Because I had a wreck or rented a car. Oh. Very, very tough. It's hard to pay attention, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you get busy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I knew a guy who drunkenly went into the. The wrong house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'll get you killed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's. There are dead people that have done that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ripp do that. The actor ripped horn. Didn't he do that?

[Christy Lee]

Did he really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Houses look alike. See how that could happen?

[Christy Lee]

Well, especially in certain neighborhoods.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

And it'd be nice if you had your address on the mailbox, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't have their address?

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to find a house last week and it was there. No. No street lights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy. I can't help it if I've got a new dealer. The point is. No, no. I was in a very nice there, but no address is visible.

[Chick McGee]

And no addresses. Visible.

[Tom Griswold]

Black.

[Christy Lee]

Changing the subject.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to call Finn and say, go flash the lights. I can't find. I can't figure out which house cities.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she was like, at a friend's house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you had her go flash the porch light so you could find the house.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't find the house.

[Christy Lee]

It worked, didn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

You're nuts now.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a weird neighbor. Then I had to back up.

[Christy Lee]

Weird neighborhood. I doubt that any of Finn's friends

[Josh Arnold]

live in a weird neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really nice, but odd.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In what way?

[Pat Godwin]

Cottages?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Well appointed properties with not a lot of light and no numbers. And no numbers.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a lot of street lights on your street?

[Pat Godwin]

Underground bunkers?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't think so. That whole area is not.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want people to see it.

[Christy Lee]

So. I told you I found my scrubby rubber gloves and I. I had. I put a picture up on Instagram, but. Tom, I have some really bad news for you. Your fingers will not fit in the scrubby grub. The gloves.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are way too stubborn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're way too stubby. I used them yesterday to clean a bird feeder. And I was like, nah, the gloves don't Sit. Use them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're cleaning your bird feeder with your stubby gloves.

[Tom Griswold]

You better boil those things.

[Christy Lee]

I do. I clean them.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the. Yeah, the awful disease you get birds.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know that. That's why I only use those for the birds too.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you store them?

[Christy Lee]

I store them in a plastic bag in the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Put them in the same drawer that your silver wears.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Run all your water. You're drinking through those.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports? Wait, you know what time it is? I just realized.

[Christy Lee]

What time is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the big screen. Oh my gosh. Look up there. There he is. He's ready. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it's all good. Hey, you guys were sharing little stories about going up to the wrong person last year. Year before last, I had a show at Crackers and of course it was packed. Yeah, in between shows. The lobby's full. Everyone. Sir, for me. And. And my lady wants a drink and I go. Follow me. Come with me. I'll push my way through up to the bar. So I go up to the bar and I'm waiting to be served. And I reach back and I am just. I'm just feeling my lady's ass because she's got nice ass. And I am going to town. And I turn to my right and over across the crowd, I notice my woman staring at me. Oh, no. And she is seeing what is happening and she is laughing. To which I spin around and there's a woman I've never seen before. And I am just groping the hell out of her. What did she say? She realizes what happened and luckily my lady runs over and saves me. Her boyfriend doesn't beat me and everything went fine. But my girlfriend said the look on my face when I realized that I was feeling up the wrong woman was priceless. I can't even imagine. Oh, hey, I'm here at the Failed Dimension news desk. I got a new tie. This is from a fan from me and Bodart's little winery thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And I get nervous when I meet people. So his name is Dave, Doug, Dan, Steve or Mark. I don't know. But he gave me a little. It's got a. It's got poops and toilet plungers on it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it sure does, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a random person.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a club. A club tie. I. That's Jeff Osu. Is this Jeff Osuke with Failed Dimension News?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you made him mad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I'm not Mad today. Can you play that again?

[Christy Lee]

Failed to mention news with Jeff Osk.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you turn that up? Who's got the volume on the.

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell's that?

[Christy Lee]

It's failed to mention news with Jeff Oscar

[Tom Griswold]

new.

[Christy Lee]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a treat.

[Chick McGee]

Some girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

That's hooker right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, we're gonna have a chat.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the failed to mention news brought to you today by. My daughter started driving this week, so. Brought to you today by teens car insurance. Teens car insurance. I didn't need that money anyway. Great. Wolf Lodge is now offering ranch milkshakes. What you failed to mention because hey, come to us fatties is an inappropriate title. They didn't want to just come out and say it. Yeah, some politicians somewhere put forth a bill that would allow chickens to be considered emotional support animals. What you failed to mention. I already consider chickens emotional support animals. Nothing cheers me up like a big plate of wings. A man was rescued from a 30 foot well. What you failed to mention. I hope his wis. I hope his wish wasn't to drown in a well. Hey, I'm down here for a reason. A family got out of pain for a $300 meal after they 8 when the father pulled out an armpit hair and placed it on his food. What you failed to mention. As opposed to eating at Waffle House, where if I don't find an armpit. Armpit hair in my food, I'm sus. What thorough's not working today.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was an excellent joke. I think the audience can piece together the parts that we're missing.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no armpit hair in my.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up. For everyone. I'm still wallowing in the joy that I'm getting from the guy in the well saying, hey, I'm down here. That is. I'm down here for a reason. That's a great joke.

[Josh Arnold]

And finally, there's a new birth control pill. What? You failed to mention their slogan. Now it's even easier to trick women into unprotected sex. This was a news failed dimension birth

[Tom Griswold]

birth control pill for men would be part. Would be part of the setup. Just take the tie and hang yourself. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to spend the rest of the week talking to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll call you.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Pat. Pat can console you.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that. That. Well, joke is. That is a. In a whole new category of great humor. That is so funny. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we still got to get to the guy with all kinds of teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

World record teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

World record number of teeth.

[Chick McGee]

World record smile. I'll say it again, Josh, please. Man with the most teeth, well, this

[Josh Arnold]

is in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Flashes his record breaking smile.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they nice at least? Are they just all over the place?

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to find out. All right, this is great. And of course, when I want to smile, I just go like this.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa. When my baby. Hey. When my baby smiles me, I go

[Chick McGee]

to Rio where

[Tom Griswold]

turn over the stool, get three buddies and we all have El. That's, that's our buddy Hugh Jackman.

[Christy Lee]

Anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, you'll find us again here with any luck.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. No. Josh, do Tom's famous sign off about how we're going to be back when we we come back.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be back and we'll do that when we return.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be back when we return, right. Maybe we will return to these studios. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Chick McGee]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I say we drop. Just sit here and wait until Josh comes back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Wonder where he is.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold over there. Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We're on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'm just get. I got a stack of letters here.

[Chick McGee]

I still got a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, we can get to this in just a second. First, I should point out something because of NCAA men's and women's college basketball about to get interesting. Of course, we will be having our bracketology segment and Chick McGee is sitting at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Now, we promise to finish this sports broadcast we haven't started yet. Unless you have a song you want to play, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Pat, we just talked about.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we going to the news then?

[Christy Lee]

I don't Know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you gonna do a song? I could do a song of my own before sports.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you do that, Pat? How about a song of your own?

[Tom Griswold]

Deal.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Talk while I tune.

[Christy Lee]

You are so funny, Dom.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna play.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a long intro here.

[Pat Godwin]

You shut up. Hey, here we go now. Coming around. Gonna sing. I'm a guy with a guitar at the Tiki bar Playing cover songs for Boomers Got a jar for tips I used to work the ships no, I don't know anything from rumors I know some Neil diamond and Paul Simon songs But I've just about had my fill of requests For Wagon Wheel, America, American Pie and Margaritaville where did I go wrong in my career? I thought I'd go real far Now I'm a guy with a guitar Singing cover songs at the Tiki bar I got fired from the cruise ships when someone yelled, you suck I was a little too tipsy and said, shut up, you stupid. You can't curse on a cruise ship they dropped me off in Ensenada I flew back to Fort Lauderdale I work a joint now down by the harbor I do shouts with the I do shots with the crowd that get real loud Singing along to the car I'm just a guy with a guitar Banging boomer broads from the Kiki bar

[Tom Griswold]

Wasted

[Pat Godwin]

away Margaritaville Lost my Shaker Salt no, I don't know Brown Eyed Girl except

[Tom Griswold]

for Sha la la la la la

[Pat Godwin]

la I make up the words to the songs I don't know but the crowd doesn't sing See the humor? I'm just a guy with a guitar at the Tiki bar Playing cover songs for Boomers I'll do this till I die in the middle of American Pie Bye, bye, bye.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Sort of the guitar answer to Piano Man.

[Christy Lee]

So true.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it doesn't sound like a bad life to me.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not at all. Play for a few hours at night,

[Christy Lee]

have some cocktails, make friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang a boo.

[Chick McGee]

Make friends after the show, take your friend up to your room I bet

[Christy Lee]

they have groupies, you know. Those guys do?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Older ones.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, older women need loving, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Grandma got a ramp.

[Pat Godwin]

Grandma got a ramp.

[Chick McGee]

Does Grandma have a ramp?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, don't take the stairs. She ain't got few big hairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you do need work.

[Chick McGee]

Your Bob and Tom Show. Dear Bob and Top Show, My name's Jackson. I have a very nice voice. I'd like to be on the show.

[Josh Arnold]

You got A Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the name. Does he spell it the traditional way or is it the X?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Yeah, he's. He's something. J, A, X, O, N. That's a new thing. Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't approve of that dude.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm hoping he's. This is like an eight year old.

[Chick McGee]

He's 13.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's even. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You know what? I can. No, I can mold him.

[Tom Griswold]

No, now, when did you get the voice?

[Chick McGee]

The boy? Well, I don't really. I've got. It's nice, but it's, you know, it's serviceable.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but when did it kick in?

[Josh Arnold]

When did people start saying, you should be on the radio?

[Chick McGee]

17, 18, 19, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd say I'm two years away.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was working. I was working when I was 18, so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Christie's got the Jane Pauley esque voice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You've all. You've always had that since I've known you. You've got a great 15.

[Christy Lee]

I started. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

No, not your cycle.

[Christy Lee]

No. My first radio job. I was 15, almost 16 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go through first jobs. Your first radio job.

[Christy Lee]

My first radio job.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

You got. What do you got? You got hand.

[Josh Arnold]

You got all kinds of things these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe it is time for sports. I. I've been putting it off all morning.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a clip of you on the. On the Internet right now doing radio back in me, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the one with.

[Pat Godwin]

As some guy with brown hair where

[Chick McGee]

your show could not be with Art Be Topped?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's where they take an art bolo video. That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

You were smooth. You were good. Real good.

[Christy Lee]

Were you the chief then?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. I was the chief at a place I was too embarrassed to be in the air. I didn't want to use my actual name. It was terrible. I'm sorry. A chick.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I heard Josh was leaving. Haven't heard any more about it. Hopefully he's changed his mind. Anyway, I'm kind of down about it if Josh is really leaving. Keep up the good work. You guys want to. You want to. Want to address this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. We're still working it out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a mortgage.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on. It is. It is. It's a. Tom and I made some real estate deals. He made some choices that I didn't agree with and were.

[Chick McGee]

You stay. You stay strong.

[Tom Griswold]

He misses one more Payment. I owned his house. Dear mom and Tom Show. When I was 8 years old, my mom was placing one of those Columbia House record orders.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The ones you get with stamps.

[Chick McGee]

God, those were. Remember how magical those things were?

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

And you would take the stamps and you put them on the. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then you put the penny in the envelope. You Scotch tape the penny on.

[Tom Griswold]

So I got lucky. I picked the COVID of an album that had a beautiful horse on it. Turned out to be Book of Dreams, Steve Miller Band. Great record.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My little brother, who now is a huge metal head, picked a Donny Osmond record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just based on the COVID Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love you guys and thank you for being my serenity. Oh. Lady Julie show in Iowa.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. If we're your serenity.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top Show. I watch something called Pluto TV.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It has a Gunsmoke channel. That's right. Gunsmoke. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, all episodes in order, and then they start over again.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching episodes from 1962, Tom. There was one with Leonard Nimoy playing a bad guy, followed by an episode with James Doohan playing a town folk. I'm surprised Tom has not discovered Pluto TV with all the classic TV shows. Andy from dc.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We were talking about James Doohan because he was a war hero. World War II lost his middle finger and they would try to shoot around that in the early episodes of Star Trek. And I guess the true Star Trek Trekkies know which episode. So it's. If you freeze frame, you can catch the fact that he's missing a finger,

[Christy Lee]

he can't do this.

[Chick McGee]

Call it the finger episode.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Christie has raised a good hand

[Chick McGee]

read for the Spock part, but he couldn't get it. And when he got that, couldn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Live long and you realize we're going

[Tom Griswold]

to get a letter from Spock. Of course not true. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top Show. This is from Nathan from Joplin, Missouri. You guys and that girl talking about if you can smell the cereal being made in the factories, I can confirm. In fact, you can. I work in a semi truck shop located behind a cereal factory. You can always tell what cereals are being made on any given day. My personal favorite are the days they make Honey Nut Cheerios and Waffle Crisp. Nothing like the sweet, sweet smells of maple and honey and hearing the Bob and Tom show in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Keep up the good work. You guys make me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot. My UPS store is right next to a Subway. Subway. And you can always tell when they're baking the bread at Subway. You can smell it in the UPS store.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, conversely, yes. Bob's first apartment was above a hair salon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know what that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still use that?

[Christy Lee]

It was a perm solution.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When that unfortunate era when perms were popular. The neutralizer, whatever, it was ghastly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm sure there are. There are worse odors to have to live with.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was a fun apartment, though. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

I once was at a place that was next to a large silo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

And the smell of rotting silage.

[Chick McGee]

I lived over mat. Smelled pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a lot of fabrics.

[Chick McGee]

Fabrics off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Little downy.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the worst. Where the worst places to live are

[Chick McGee]

probably a funeral home. Crematorium. That'd be bad.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's smells.

[Tom Griswold]

No, No, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember my girl? She lived in the house. Yeah. She would occasionally go down and see a body.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that would be horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But one of them does that movie, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called?

[Josh Arnold]

My Girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Macaulay Culkin. Anna Chumsky. Chlumsky. Dan Aykroyd. Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Chick McGee]

Dan Aykroyd's a murderer, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it turns out. I mean, no spoilers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. Rosebud was a slave.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that sport? Oh, nope. Take a break.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. Where are we? Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, the world's teeth record.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

The most choppers in a.

[Chick McGee]

This man's glorious.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't no. I haven't seen a picture of this guy. They big buckers. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Magnificent bastard. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Also we got a NASA update about that asteroid bound for the moon. Moon. An interesting thing about the world of flying and bald. Pay attention because that may be a thing of the past. Well, well, well, we'll find out. I'm very excited about this. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Square Up, a new podcast from Andre Berto.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on, man? It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Tom Griswold]

behind the scenes of life as a professional boxer. People want to see more. They want to see who you are as a fighter.

[Chick McGee]

Like I say, the time is now. I really wanted to do that. Sit down from a fighter's perspective.

[Josh Arnold]

Find out what it really means to

[Tom Griswold]

be a fighter inside and outside the ring. This fight game is such a roller coaster.

[Chick McGee]

Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care, needs, needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news center, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, you recently discussed Christie's bird plight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My name's Arthur. They call me young Yogi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, Yogi.

[Chick McGee]

While driving my family to an amusement park, a pair of starlings darted across the windshield. The first pass barely grazing the passenger side. But the second, not as lucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Slid under. The driver's windshield wiper was stuck. It cocked its head and peered inside my van, locked eyes with me, and in my mind I heard him say, how you doing? Not sure what to do, I turned the wipers on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

It rode that wiper back and forth for as long as it could and finally was flung to my left. I watch it as it flies by my side mirror. I can only imagine the stories that bird shared with his friends.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna believe what happened.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Yogi. Appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a happy ending, in a way,

[Tom Griswold]

I was expecting. Yeah, something very sad.

[Chick McGee]

And this is a letter I didn't think we would ever receive. Dear Bob and Tom. I can't believe that I am taking Tom's advice on this topic. I didn't think I'd take his advice on anything, let alone this. I cut the tops off of my socks.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

So the elastic bands won't be tight against my legs. Cutting off my circular. I tried it over a month ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Try this, Josh. It'll improve the motility of your sperm.

[Chick McGee]

It will tell you something. Totally on board. The fit was great. All capital letters. And I have washed them multiple times. No fraying.

[Christy Lee]

Don't the socks slide down your ankle?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is a conspiracy of a big elastic. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they. They were really pissed when those sansa belts came out. They. They thought they were going to be a big success. Do they still make the sansa belts?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You bring this up all the time. I think they do.

[Chick McGee]

You guys remember the. For me, it was high school football coaches. The. The polyester shorts, wide waistband, never, never would fold over, despite the belly that the coach had. Oh, those magnets.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were big in the NFL for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope they're still out there.

[Chick McGee]

100% polyester. Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, it was almost like you were assigned those when you started teaching P.E.

[Chick McGee]

right? Those are great.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they don't make sounds about anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, one final.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the origin of that, don't you, Christy? Because you speak French, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Sands?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Without.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh huh. Without Le Belt. That's how much French I speak.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bomb and Tom show. I'm listening to a previous episode on a podcast, and I hear Tom talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Christy Lee]

I think they still make sense.

[Chick McGee]

Zsa Ja is Hungarian for Susan.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you'd like to know. It's from LS and Pasadena.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great name.

[Chick McGee]

I Didn't know. I mean he told us and I guess it's right, but I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Jaja two words?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A Zs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Two capital Z's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That's a. That'd be a cool name.

[Christy Lee]

For some reason on my Instagram it popped up. Jaja Gabor and David Letterman going through drive thrus in Los Angeles.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that was funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure I saw it. I've got to rewatch it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do have to rewatch it. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Any drive through stuff with Letterman always

[Christy Lee]

just slayed and he picks her up at her house and. And Dave goes, who's that guy? She goes, that's my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

And then all throughout they cut to her husband, you know, waiting for.

[Josh Arnold]

Just sort of standing there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do some sports, shall we?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got to think about starlings here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

I hate them. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

220. You hate starlings?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I thought I brought this up. They overran my bird feeder, ran off all the songbirds, ate all my food. So you know what I did? I left them. Well, when I was on vacation for a week, obviously all the feeders went dry and they haven't been back. Knock on wood. Yeah, they're horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you'll like this story.

[Chick McGee]

You know who the most famous starling is too? Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Clarice Starling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're an invasive species.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, according to this, upwards of 225 bloodied starlings found dead on a road in Anglesey, England.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities do not know the cause. The birds have been taken plant health for testing.

[Josh Arnold]

You know they're there. I bet there's a crop circle near nearby.

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh yeah, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

And this is not a flock.

[Christy Lee]

Aliens dropped some kind of horrible bacteria in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're bloodied though. Well, they fell.

[Christy Lee]

They probably. I guess if a bird does fall, it gets bloody. Trust me, I've.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't we see more birds laying on the ground dead? Where do they go?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're taken care of by other animals pretty quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

Coyotes and fox.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. But mind laid down there for days.

[Josh Arnold]

It did.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, these were obviously. This says upwards of 225 dead starlings. And once again, that's not a flock of starlings. That's a Jonestown of starlings.

[Chick McGee]

You can't tell me Christy doesn't live over an Indian Burial ground or something.

[Christy Lee]

Why am I.

[Chick McGee]

There's something going on over there.

[Christy Lee]

Those starlings were just.

[Josh Arnold]

The ground is sour little pet cemetery for that house.

[Tom Griswold]

So is. Is that pet sports?

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes pets. LeBron. LeBron James has become the NBA's leader in career field goals. Thank you, SVP. James surpassed Kareem Abdul Jabbar last night in Denver. James set the mark with his third basket of the night against the Nugs. That gives him 15, 838 buckets. Abdul Jabbar finished with 15,837. Carl Malone, the mailman, is a distant third. The Buffalo Bills have brought in a familiar face for rookie coach Joe Brady. And the Brady Bunch. That's what they're going to call the Bills. He's the head coach Joe Brady. And they're going to call the Bills the Brady Bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Brady Bunch news.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't work too hard on that. I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have that story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got it right here.

[Chick McGee]

Hardly a thought. Chicago Bears.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a Brady Bunch update.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they call them the Brady Bills?

[Chick McGee]

More to the Bills.

[Josh Arnold]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't they put the Brady Bunch house on the historic preservation list?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the story. No one gives lives in F. No, it wasn't yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see the X Files where the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Go, go, go. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They went to check out this house and it was the Brady house. And they're like, what the hell is happening here?

[Chick McGee]

See, that's when the X Files look good. Before they got that black oil stuff. I. I didn't care for. Oh, you like the black oil though.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the lore. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The lore.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie's right.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's the Brady Bunch. The exterior. The exterior shots were of this house. It's kind of. So it's officially a historic cultural monument

[Christy Lee]

since San Fernando Valley.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be. Right?

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't that expensive. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they just for a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Mike Brady designed it himself.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well. Yeah. He sat back there in that draft. It was purchased from his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

It was purchased for three and a half million eight years ago by hgtv. And then they did a whole thing about remodeling. And so it looked. The interior looked like the. The Brady house.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that very special episode where Sam came over? You know, we worked at the butcher shop. I made a big time meat delivery to Alice.

[Christy Lee]

That show was everything to me. Well, because. Yeah. I mean I just loved it so much as a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Our disdain for that remark was.

[Tom Griswold]

They wanted to. They wanted to honor the house before everyone who'd ever seen it was dead.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Joe Namath was on it and. And hit.

[Christy Lee]

So was Davy Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Everybody was on that show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Marsha. Marsha Mar.

[Chick McGee]

William Consular was on one week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Never saw one Brady Bunch episode.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever watch an episode?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen a song.

[Chick McGee]

Sammy Davis Jr.

[Tom Griswold]

Came over. I know.

[Chick McGee]

Flirted with.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. A guy sent me a. A clip.

[Chick McGee]

Clip. I can't believe you haven't played this yet.

[Tom Griswold]

I was saving it for Monday.

[Chick McGee]

We'll play it again Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm gonna have to dig it up. But we do have a Sammy Davis Jr. Clip of.

[Chick McGee]

Of interest being honored to as he should.

[Tom Griswold]

Longtime listeners of this show know that I have always been doubted when it came to what Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

The Disco Lifestyle Awards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Disco Lifestyle Awards. If you. You in fact if you google it, you end up with our little comedy piece about it rather than the actual show. This. This show kind of disappeared.

[Christy Lee]

It was hosted by Rick De. Wasn't

[Tom Griswold]

was. It only aired once and it was I think a Dick Clark production on abc.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Dick nuts.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was uh, impossible to find clips from it. And you guys didn't believe it existed?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we didn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

And that I.

[Chick McGee]

That that could be. You do this all the time. You confused us not caring with not believing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you've been asking for this for years, man. And somebody actually found it.

[Chick McGee]

He played it for me this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds great.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy actually found a clip of it and he sent me a whole bunch of news articles of about it proving that it existed.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's real.

[Tom Griswold]

Years ago someone. Years ago someone sent me a. A copy of Jet magazine. I must have missed that issue that had. That had the Disco Lifestyle Awards advertisement in the then their TV guide there. But this guy sent me an actual clip. It's going to take me some time to find it. I'm sorry, I didn't think we were.

[Christy Lee]

He's got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you've got it.

[Chick McGee]

I think we have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's Wolfman Jack. And introducing him. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

He looks great.

[Christy Lee]

Audio.

[Tom Griswold]

First Disco Lifestyle Award goes to Sammy Davis Jr. Standing ovation. It's a good crowd.

[Christy Lee]

1979.

[Chick McGee]

The logo.

[Tom Griswold]

The Disco Lifestyle lifetime achievement.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

A great copy.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Man, what a silly. Milk in the crow.

[Chick McGee]

He was really funny when he wanted to. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a disco ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey man. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Please, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that ring he's got a

[Chick McGee]

ring on as big as his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they have to dig him up to get all the jewelry back for the irs?

[Chick McGee]

There ain't.

[Pat Godwin]

What's with this?

[Chick McGee]

There ain't no words except what's in my heart. Yeah. And allow me the privilege. Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Of taking up a couple of minutes of your time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. That's a.

[Josh Arnold]

We can tell by that cadence already. It's going to take a while.

[Tom Griswold]

If you would indulge me, but prove that the Disco Lifestyle Award show did exist.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, did you see that last live?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. I did not.

[Christy Lee]

I think I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

It went right if I did.

[Tom Griswold]

And we brought it up, I don't know, 20 years ago, and no one believed that it really existed. I remembered it because it only. There was only the one. They didn't do volume two.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder who was dead, by the

[Tom Griswold]

way, I wonder who has Sammy's award.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Is there a Sammy Davis iii?

[Chick McGee]

Is he the second? He's Junior junior Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it goes. It goes.

[Josh Arnold]

It goes.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Junior Three.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, I'm getting my Sharpie.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What is it now?

[Tom Griswold]

It goes. Typically, it. It can go one, the second and the third.

[Chick McGee]

So would Sammy Davis's father be Sammy Davis the first?

[Tom Griswold]

He'd be Sammy Davis.

[Chick McGee]

He'd be Sammy Davis.

[Tom Griswold]

He wouldn't be. He wouldn't be Sammy Davis Jr. 1.

[Chick McGee]

He wouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd be just Sammy Davis, Sammy Davis Senior. But not until Sammy Davis junior Was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he would just be Sammy. It's very confusing.

[Christy Lee]

And then it's Sammy Davis iii. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Third. And then Sammy Davis the fourth. I'm sure he's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Trey.

[Chick McGee]

That would be the third, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Quattro.

[Chick McGee]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Susie Quattro. See, this all ties in. I think she got an award as well.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to look for it, listeners. Leave me alone. I'm looking for it. Where the hell's stumbling in when you want to find it?

[Tom Griswold]

In my trash can. Got another letter here.

[Josh Arnold]

Protecting the safety of the queen is

[Chick McGee]

a task gladly accepted by police. That was Frank Drein there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, if that's one of those movies. If I could go back and see for the first time, that really would be a joy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Police Squad.

[Josh Arnold]

Naked Gun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's something.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. That is a terrific movie. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I got my wife an aura frame for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Done.

[Tom Griswold]

She is still amazed by it. She's like a child. Every new picture she sees, she can't say enough about it. Well, thank you very much. The aura frame. There's one right behind Josh. Right now. There's a picture of Halsey with Allie Breen. There's a picture of me and Ace at the Kiss concert. What this does? This frame, it rotates pictures through it. You can put little videos on them there. Unlimited photographs. They're great. And the cool thing about it is you load those on, it's real simple. I did it. Which should tell you something. And there's me with Al Jackson and Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

Now we can't have the public wait any longer. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you in the middle of an ad?

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

A man has

[Tom Griswold]

a live reader right now. I'm talking about our.

[Chick McGee]

Our aura.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I. I see. I gently.

[Chick McGee]

He's so. He'. Conversational. I. I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so natural.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I gently segued.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

From this letter from.

[Chick McGee]

Does this have anything to do with Sammy Davis III?

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Coburn was kind enough to write about his wife.

[Chick McGee]

I guess we'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Loving the aura frame. I may be able to get through this whole show and not do sports.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I'm looking forward to.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be glorious. The aura frame, as I was saying. Oh, look, there's a. There's a picture of Josh kissing my head. Now, your aura frame will not come with any of these photographs.

[Chick McGee]

No. But you might come if you like that picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Rather unusual. Okay, Jason, restart the tape. Three, two. I won't say the one. Okay, go. The aura frame. You load it. You can preload it, give it as a gift, and then you can keep on loading it. It's awesome. So you could. You give one to your mom. You can send her pictures every day. She goes out to her desk. Oh, look at this. There's a nice picture. There's a nice picture of Josh being harassed by Tom. Oh, here's a picture of Josh being harassed by Christie. Here's a picture of Josh being harassed by Ace. Wow. They really beat him up on that show. The aura frame. They're great. And it's been named number one by wirecutter. You know how they are, being number one. That's a miracle. It's so great. The wire cutter people actually love them. Visit auraframes.com a u r a frames.com you will not request regret. It makes a great gift. Get one for yourself. Stick one. Stick one in the shop. You're going to have cool pictures. I think we should call the Aura Frame people.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

See if we could do a special edition preloaded with pictures from this show. They'll be calling us. There might be. Might be somebody's going to call somebody. There might be some legal issues.

[Chick McGee]

They're going to start with me.

[Tom Griswold]

For a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners can get $35 off the bestseller the Carver Mat. Frame the co word. The code word is Tom. A U R A frames dot com. I love these things. Please get one. Tell them that the Bob and Tom show sent you. Don't mention the fact the chick didn't even realize the elegance of that segue.

[Chick McGee]

You are a true master, people studying

[Tom Griswold]

radio, but this is a legit letter we keep getting. These people actually love the Aura Frame greatness. Look, here's one from Sammy Davis iv. When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio, which you'll find at Rio, the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, which is where we are. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. At the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know. Whatever. You tell me what to do, when to do it. I'd rather. I'd rather do it that way than the way we've been doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I think we actually. Time for the record, an interesting sports story.

[Chick McGee]

All right, here we go. Stupid World record man has earned the Guinness World Record title for the most teeth in a person's mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, these are his teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's good. He's not. I mean, sucking on other people's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be weird if someone was shoving other people's dentures.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you could digest it too, Mr. Prathab Mooney. Andy. That's M U N I Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Muni Andy. He is from Malaysia, says that his record breaking smile includes a total of 42 teeth. 10 more than the average person's. He's 33 years old and he said most of his teeth grew straight and without complications. And they do not, as he said, have any negative effect on him.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a Picture of this

[Chick McGee]

guy with his buckers. I hope so. Holy hell. That's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot of teeth in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he's got a nice smile when he's just. You would be none the wiser.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you would have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

He kind of looks like. When he. His mouth's open, it looks like predator or. No, they ate alien. Remember, two different sets of jaws.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's got like a tooth and then a couple. A tooth in back of the tooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not terribly gross, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's gross.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently, by the way, it does say that he has two more coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Two more teeth coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wonder if he can. They can yank them or if they're connected, they're too close to nerves or what's going on, or he just likes having the record.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it probably comes up a lot at cocktail parties. And he goes, 1.

[Christy Lee]

Want to see how many teeth I got?

[Tom Griswold]

42 teeth. Yeah. Start playing hockey, buddy, you'll be down to 30 in no time.

[Chick McGee]

To cement my reputation as world champ white trash undisputed champion of white trash world, there are. I have relatives who don't have any adult teeth. They just had baby teeth. Adult teeth did not come in.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Real.

[Chick McGee]

I've said it. I. I heard myself in my head.

[Pat Godwin]

How is that possible?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they end up doing. Just living with the baby teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they tried as long as they could.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a genetic thing. They were also born with tails. I understand.

[Chick McGee]

I told you that part in confidence. No, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, honestly, I'd never heard of that before.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard of this there? Well, when I first got here, I

[Josh Arnold]

thought you were, like, giving her the finger or something. Have you heard of this?

[Chick McGee]

How about this?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this?

[Chick McGee]

Kiss my ass. How about that? You heard of that?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Ace and Christie will remember this. I'll be delicate and not use her name. There was a receptionist in this building.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember one day I was

[Chick McGee]

walking out and she said, you mean Nancy?

[Josh Arnold]

He must. Because the way he looked at me.

[Chick McGee]

She's got to be dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

She had all her teeth pulled. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she. She. Because she didn't have to. She just decided. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Decided to yank all her teeth. Had all her teeth taken out and wanted false teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because her mama had them. I mean, that was completely ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

She was a really pleasant woman. She was perfect through the reception.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I'm not being critical.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. But I have A question. What dentist would allow someone to come in and say, hey, yeah, take all my teeth out?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Most good dentists, from what I understand. They won't.

[Tom Griswold]

They wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't want to pull.

[Tom Griswold]

They would go, no, your teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite the ordeal to pull teeth, right?

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

How was her gummer?

[Chick McGee]

Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I could do a joke here. I could do a joker that only three people, four people would get. But it'd be worth it almost.

[Christy Lee]

Is it desk involved?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Journey tickets?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace. You know, it was an ace.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't mean to imply eating something in the backyard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. As I've said many times. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's it.

[Chick McGee]

I give up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, Christy Lee, you've been itching to do some news over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I have something for Pat, because I know he has a song. Today, scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for baldness.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe this.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers from the US And Japan managed to create functional hair follicles in the lab.

[Chick McGee]

Functional hair follicles.

[Christy Lee]

After identifying a cell type that supports regeneration and triggers full hair growth. Growth as well as tissue attachment. It was conducted initially on mice. This test with human. Test pending.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, it bothers me that the first line says a cure for baldness.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, nobody ever died of baldness.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, but it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but it's something you can cure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're implying it's an affliction of some sort.

[Josh Arnold]

You can cure toenail fungus.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't. Kill you.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, I had it. You can't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to know that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to know that either.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a two year ordeal. None of the topical things work. Just saying. By the way, you want me to

[Chick McGee]

take a look at it?

[Josh Arnold]

There are people who swear by UV lights. That gets to the bay or the.

[Chick McGee]

The red light thing is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Red light therapy.

[Tom Griswold]

None of it works. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee you've never tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Although there's a pharmaceutical. But it's bad for your.

[Christy Lee]

You've never tried red light therapy therapy ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's good for toenail fungus. But it's good for other things.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, like what?

[Josh Arnold]

My anal fissures. It has not cured my anal fissures yet. But I think the bulb is too big.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're supposed to shine the light on it, not shove it in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

let it cool first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but how do you not shove

[Tom Griswold]

it in Pat, you have a song about being bald.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Tommy came from Cleveland, Ohio, went to fla to be on the radio. He gained lots of fans with lost some hair. The land is near, you know where he says, hey, Dare, take a walk on the bald side. Hey, Christy, take a walk on the bald side. Josh came from St. Louis, Missouri. Started at Bob and Tom, all big and furry. Oh, Tom teases him, Josh just stares. Work here a while, he'll lose some hair. Hey, man, take a walk on the bald side. Sounds like a sex move. Yeah. Hey, baby, take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing.

[Josh Arnold]

They go, do, do, do, do, do.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at my hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Frisky. Get that away from the microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a trick.

[Pat Godwin]

I came from Philadelphia, pa. Tom tells the whole wide world I'm in aa it's anonymous. I tell him, stop. He says, I'm drunk right now and thin on top. And I say, hey, Dare, take a walk on the bald side. That's not for air, Tom. Come on. Hey there. Take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing. They go,

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good, Pat. Very.

[Josh Arnold]

Never lost our heads, even when we had bald heads.

[Chick McGee]

Lost our hair. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once again, this is. The punchline of this is they've only tested it on mice.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess they've got some really hairy mice. But, Pat, would you want to have a full head of hair again?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you grow it real long?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think long at my age

[Tom Griswold]

would look a little weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you'd love it. Love to have me too. It'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Full.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My kids wouldn't recognize me.

[Chick McGee]

They don't recognize you now? Is that the reason?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't recognize me anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Do they make fun of you because you don't have hair?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they make fun of me for every other thing that I say. Do think it's an absolute constant. Oh, the push. The pushback I get when I go home.

[Chick McGee]

The push back.

[Tom Griswold]

You think you guys are hard on me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You've had your. Your 10 years year old just be so dismissive.

[Josh Arnold]

All it takes is one table flip at dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they might start listening.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, that'd be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe even one.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We were watching a. A video of Hart when she was, I think, two and a half. We were watching yesterday and she's singing this little song, and she's in her bedroom about to go to bed, and it's so sweet. And then all of a sudden you see her go, oh, no, that's just my dad. And she takes her hand and shoves me away. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

So she. She learned about this early on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Total lack of respect. I could take that college fund that. Have a really good weekend in Vegas. I'm sorry. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. We have daylight savings time in the news. Yep. It's this weekend. Are you looking for a new job? Wendy's has an interesting position. Open, Yummy.

[Josh Arnold]

Frosty Trier.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they have all kinds of flavor. Frosties now. Man. It's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Chick McGee]

I got all excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

And that asteroid going toward the moon. We'll talk about that coming up, too.

[Tom Griswold]

This is cool. News from news from NASA.

[Christy Lee]

And NASA.

[Tom Griswold]

And the great web telescope. Telescope. Oh, boy. It's coming. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and

[Chick McGee]

Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Seriously, we are so bad.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

You would not believe what Pat is yelling at about off the air.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

And he wants to be believed so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe him.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. I do, too. By God, I do. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you.

[Chick McGee]

What size jean you wear, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean you don't know? What's your waist in length? 34. 34.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's you.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm 36. 36.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. What are you, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

30. 30.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, I have no reason to

[Chick McGee]

doubt it and so is my dog.

[Pat Godwin]

These jeans are 30.

[Tom Griswold]

30. So I walk in here, I had to go to my car. I come back in.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows what that's about?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you should have seen him magooing back into the building.

[Pat Godwin]

Got locked out.

[Chick McGee]

I. He got out of his car over here and kind of wandered over here.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a guess. Were you. Did you have to get some. Some gum?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my ear. My ear.

[Chick McGee]

How many pieces do you chew at once? It looks like you got seven.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got two on my ear pops. I have to chew that. Anyway, I come back in and Jason is bent over two inches away, his nose from Pat's gluteal cleft, pulling his Pants out. Trying to read the label, I assume.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Believe me. 30. 30.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say that on there?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it doesn't say anything.

[Pat Godwin]

It says it somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find it.

[Josh Arnold]

That I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it's true.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to have mine tailored. One leg is just a little bit longer than the others. Yeah. Now, I don't know. I don't know what length they are.

[Josh Arnold]

How are the 30 30s fitting?

[Pat Godwin]

These are. These are a little tight. I'd be more comfortable in a 32. 30, but I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

No. What were you wearing when you did your dry bar special? That's never going to be airy.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like a 42 75.

[Chick McGee]

Your legs got a lot shorter.

[Pat Godwin]

I was actually. I think it was 38.

[Josh Arnold]

30.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You've gone from a 38 to a 30.

[Pat Godwin]

I was wearing 38 to be a little.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And now I. I joke about your dry bar special, but you filmed it a year ago when you were a little heavier.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this. This week, I think a year ago.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. Are they gonna air it finally?

[Pat Godwin]

They said it wasn't good enough. They're never gonna air it. Yes, they're gonna air.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time Tom mentions that they push the airing back a month.

[Tom Griswold]

That's been canceled. What are they doing? Are they. Every day they do a new framework.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We need to. We need to have someone from Dry Bar come on and have a nice conversation with us.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You know what? It would be a rational explanation.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

As to how they time these things out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

We had it edited by a blind man.

[Christy Lee]

That helps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know what? She brings up a good point. Do you think you're helping or hurting

[Josh Arnold]

by saying jeff and I currently have applications in with Dry Bar?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think they're taking that and putting it on top of the pile, or do you think they're sliding them to the bottom again? You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hear a letter? Please hear a letter. Dear Robin, Tom show. I am blind and cannot email. So I put this on the listener letters email pile, please. I was growing up, we lived in a circle at the end of the court. Not really at the end, but kind of in the 3 o' clock position of the circle of the court.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I need more.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you following this information now?

[Chick McGee]

When they say three o', clock, where do I have to be standing?

[Tom Griswold]

This is about to get more complicated.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

This is written by a blind person.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. The three o' clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Cul de sac three.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The house that was in the 1:30 or 2:00 clock position.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is next door to us.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The only thing similar about it was our driveways were on the same side of the yard. My father came home one late night, walked in, parked in the other driveway and walked in their house, laid down on the couch and passed out. The gentleman of the house woke up the next morning, knew my father and was friendly with him and said, harry, I'm sorry to wake you up and everything, but you're blocking my driveway. I have to go to work. My father shook it off, realized he was at the wrong house. He apologized, got up and moved his car and came home.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where you go. Hey, dad, I'm blind and I don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I'm blind. I know. 130 from 3. Well, thanks for the letter. We appreciate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And thank you for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for listening. Now we.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter from Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the concert where we had one of our biggest fans, blind guy there, Remember?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

What was his name?

[Tom Griswold]

He's a great guy, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You told him he had won front row ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we told him he was in the front row.

[Christy Lee]

I do remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

This was great.

[Chick McGee]

Really happened.

[Tom Griswold]

This was.

[Chick McGee]

That's the kind of shop we run.

[Tom Griswold]

It was so funny, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't mean to.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We said hello to him, made a big deal out of it. He's got front row seats, right? Everybody raise your hand and the guy is waiting.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. And when he said, everybody applaud. He's got front row. And everybody played along.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they did.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy knew.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell.

[Christy Lee]

Of course he knew.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Chick McGee]

This is like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like the scene in Key Largo where he says, you knew that there were no bullets in fire.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that movie recently? You brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a famous scene.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a blind guy in a mosh pit, and it was as though he weren't blind. You know what I mean? Like, everybody. Nobody treated him differently. But I kind of went, what are the ethics of this?

[Tom Griswold]

Did he stab anybody with a cane?

[Josh Arnold]

He went caneless.

[Christy Lee]

Was he surfing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was.

[Chick McGee]

He was caneless.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he was just in the mosh pole.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

It had to have been pretty exciting, honestly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All of a sudden you're thrust into absolute madness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The sensory kind of better that you can't see.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I went blind in the first place. In a chair with his face.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it is about today's show, but it's one of my all time favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have some big news.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Vivian Marie Alzeman Alexander was born March 4th at 10:30am that's right. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Two days ago Aussie had a baby and we're just getting it now.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't want to do it during sexy time. I thought it was inappropriate.

[Christy Lee]

Really. I thought we would do.

[Chick McGee]

How do you think the baby got.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Artificial insemination.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

She had a full head of hair, chubby cheeks, weighed 7 pounds 15 ounces. Mom, dad and baby are doing well.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Ali, you think Danny could get me a. What's his name?

[Christy Lee]

Donnie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Donnie, get me a refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like text him today and see

[Chick McGee]

only I'm only going to buy if he can deliver it himself.

[Tom Griswold]

He took care of me.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good guy on his back guy.

[Christy Lee]

He took care of me too. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I look forward to seeing that baby in two months when it's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the baby bird face.

[Christy Lee]

You could go over this weekend. They'll be home.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a great phase.

[Chick McGee]

Anything uglier than a brand new baby.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are so wrongful.

[Tom Griswold]

Purple and great. That great little smell. They're so.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

That smell doesn't happen for a.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like Carol o'. Connor. Who said that? Nick Griffin looks like an angry guy at a bar. All babies.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he the one who said they look like tiny Larry Flint?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I think it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Vivian does not. She looks beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

She is beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in the news since we've already.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. God. We'll do our best to do something. We never got to our hot air balloon story, which is kind of interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been in invited.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Anybody want to go?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Wait. Before you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah? We have a story.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a story for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to get in on that.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think I might. I might chicken out, but I'm. I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Sitting here now.

[Christy Lee]

I do it. I enjoy hot air balloon rides. I've been into quite a few of them. All right. Handful of them. Not quite a few handful.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope Noah likes it because he's gonna have to hold the camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. Noah and I will be. I'll Be broadcasting, casting, and Noah will have the camera on the ground.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna have GoPro.

[Christy Lee]

It's the landing that's the tough part.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the running into the high wires, which we'll get to the high tension wires with a lot of electricity zipping through them. We'll get to that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

You know why they're high tension wires? Because you might fall. Okay, go ahead. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now let's talk about those credit cards. Oh, sure. They, they're so nice. You can, you can charge all kinds of stuff and they come in different colors.

[Chick McGee]

You can see why all. I thought you were finished when I jumped in. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see. You got. Do you have any colorful credit cards?

[Christy Lee]

I do. I have, I got, I got a blue one, a silver one.

[Chick McGee]

Here's how sick I am. I have a purple one, which I, I got my credit cards due to the color, and I have a beautiful burgundy one.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have the purple one? That's got Delta sky miles on it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Y. I have. Andy has a couple of blue ones. I got a big red, red one.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a few cut up ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's something that maybe you should do more often. But what I'm going to talk to you about is it sure seems easy to buy stuff with a credit card and sometimes you get a little behind on those bills and you have a little bit of money you owe the credit card companies and did, you know, take a look. See how much you're paying in interest. A lot of times it's way over 20%. Now, if you're a homeowner, you may be able to take advantage of an interesting situation. Situation. Because a lot of houses in the United States, most of them are worth significantly more than they were just a few years ago. I was talking to a guy the day and he said the average house is worth 40 to 45% more than it was pre Covid. So it depends where you are, what kind of house you got, et cetera, et cetera. But the reason I'm bringing this up is that house may have a lot of value and you can do a refi and take advantage of that. Take advantage of what we call the equity you have in your house home. Get rid of those credit card payments, knock them off, and then you're not paying that 20% interest anymore. Now, I don't know much about anything, but I do know that you can get some information about this by visiting American Financing by going to americanfinancing.net and I would urge you to do americanfinancing.net bobandtom to see what the latest offer is. I know starting today, they've got some stuff that might even delay two mortgage payments for. Get all the details. Find out how to take advantage of that equity in your home. And at the same time, of course, get rid of those 20% plus fees you're paying on those credit cards. If you choose to cut the credit cards up, that's. That's up to you. Please send them to Josh and we'll glue them back together. Uh, you can find out the information by going to 866-889-2611. I know it's hard to remember a. A phone number when I read it in the radio video, but just visit american financing.net Bob and Tom NMLS 182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the five start at 6.196%. For, well, qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net BobandTom

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We've completed your sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

We have almost completed the show.

[Tom Griswold]

We have important news involving the time coming up. But first, it's time to check in with old times and old times.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, history.

[Tom Griswold]

Old timey history. Oh, this is a big one today. Oh, very important stuff in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it April 9th? Look at him.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the number. Maybe it is April 9th.

[Tom Griswold]

It's March 6th. March 6th. Thank you. Oh, happy birthday, Michelangelo. Sure that he painted houses for extra money.

[Josh Arnold]

I had heard that side hustle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Specialty, of course. Ceilings, everybody. Hey, can you do that? You did the early fancy. Wouldn't know it.

[Chick McGee]

His friends had to call him Big Mike, right? Hey, Big Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose last name was Angelo Lansbury.

[Josh Arnold]

Michelangelo. Michelangelo Lansbury.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that you.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's beautiful. That's almost poetry.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta look at this thing. Oh, here we go. Happy birthday, Magellan. Anyone remembers for first name? Very good, Josh. Born in 1521. It's interesting because his name, when said out loud, typically is done sarcastically. Way to go.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Magellan.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Thanks, Magellan. This is the wrong airport. You ever done that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever gone to D.C. and think you're leaving from Reagan? And you're leaving from Dulles? Isn't that a fun time? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a handful of places you can do that. Okay, let's see. Happy birthday, Magellan.

[Chick McGee]

See, that sounded sarcastic. You're saying that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. It wasn't his birthday. I'm sorry. It was on this date that he discovered Guam.

[Chick McGee]

Like we wouldn't have found it anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Guam just sound like something disgusting?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. She had Guam all over her panties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. And you still went ahead, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Boys will be boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a clothes clip?

[Chick McGee]

We need to make something and call it Guam. Like guacamole and ham.

[Josh Arnold]

Rolled up ham with guacamole in it.

[Chick McGee]

More Guam, maybe. How about a pineapple? Maybe a pineapple in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a gum disease. Yeah, I'd see his teeth. Oh, God, he's got milk. Let's see. That's too depressing. Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

What was too depressing? That you.

[Tom Griswold]

Trust me. This is a new 1869. Boy, I don't know how to pronounce this guy's name. The Dimitri I've got. Is it Mendeleev?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what he do.

[Tom Griswold]

He discovered the periodic table, or created, I guess, the periodic table of the elements. Is that what it is for the Russian Chemical Society? That had to be a fun group.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Bunch of commies making bombs. Probably.

[Chick McGee]

I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

Memories in that.

[Chick McGee]

Making bombs.

[Tom Griswold]

Big heavy beards.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, how do they keep doing. Doing that with the table of elephant Elephants.

[Tom Griswold]

They keep coming up with new elephants.

[Chick McGee]

They keep coming up with new elephants.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they were just the two.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they were the two. The Indian. African. Now they got elephants from Guam.

[Chick McGee]

No, you have iodine, you have oxygen, you have hydrogen. And then. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some crazy makeup, like whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They make up new ones.

[Chick McGee]

Can't be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, asteroids hit and they get. They find new metals.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. 1899, Bayer invented aspirin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good product.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a kid, I thought it was bare, as in naked. And the commercial would always be. She'd go. The woman would go, I have a terrible headache. Oh, here, try an bear aspirin. Then she go, can I use your restroom? And she'd go in the bathroom. So I thought. I kind of assumed it was a suppository because I was an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you, you thought a suppository of a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what that was? That's what I thought it was in the commercial. Because the lady. The lady would always go to the restroom.

[Christy Lee]

And you thought that they were putting aspirins up their butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is aspirin

[Chick McGee]

area.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it was for you. Happy birthday, Lou Costello. The funnier of the famous Costellos.

[Chick McGee]

I say I can't think of another.

[Josh Arnold]

Was more the straight.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I mean of the Costellos. You got your Elvis Costello. Elvis Costello. Utterly humorless. I'm thinking as Lou, the funny one.

[Chick McGee]

I love Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you like Evan?

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah. Elvis Costello, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna go with him on that.

[Tom Griswold]

He was pissed off to be there. Blasted through the songs, never spoke to the audience very early in his career. Real dick. So who knows? I'm sure he's gotten along.

[Christy Lee]

He's married to Diana Krall now, so. So he's got to be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. It was awful. David Gilmore of Pink Floyd, born in this state in 1946. His daughters, of course, have that TV show, the Gilmore Girls.

[Chick McGee]

No. Have you seen the video? He plays something with his girl, his daughter somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

It's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I don't know, they live. Like, are he kind of. He spent his right time on a boat. Yeah, like, you know, right. Right on the Thames or something.

[Tom Griswold]

We were. We were interviewing David Gilmore one day and he goes, remember this? He said, I'm kind of in a hurry. My daughter's taking her big exam for college.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very cool. Very nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way he was the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I agree. But every once in a while it's funny because when we were interviewing him, it was one of those things where they send you the pre interview thing and they said, do not ask him about Roger Waters. Don't mention Pink Floyd. And about three minutes into the interview he goes, yeah, Roger and I were at a charity event. We got up and jammed and they. We played. We played a couple of old songs from the 50s. So, you know, who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

They can tolerate each other enough, it seems, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But there was a charity event. It was cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a guy that I've always liked. We've only gotten to interview him once. Tom Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always been a fan as well.

[Tom Griswold]

He was really funny. I don't know what he's up to these Days.

[Chick McGee]

This is true Lies. He's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1959. No relation.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But I have been brought up on stage a handful of times. The. The MC just accidentally has it in their head.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Tom Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

D.L. hughley. Born in this state in 63. Great comedian.

[Christy Lee]

He's been here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Super smart guy.

[Chick McGee]

It's a huggly.

[Tom Griswold]

And on this day. Oh, this is interesting. On this day in 1964.

[Chick McGee]

The Beatles wrote 1964.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The man emerged as Muhammad Ali. What was his name before that?

[Christy Lee]

Cassius Clay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Cassius Clay rebranded on this date.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Very important event in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I. You know, the movie with Will Smith is quite good. Oh, yeah, I like it. I like it very much. Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't already learned how to punch people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back.

[Josh Arnold]

Chris Rock said that it hurt bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, shaq. Born in 1972.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just like you. I'm nine feet tall.

[Josh Arnold]

He's such a cool personality, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

He's a good man.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen him in person? No, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I've seen his shoe we have here hanging over.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's. It's striking. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

It almost looks like a fake human being.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's proportionally normal. Normal, but gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

And his wife is like my size.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still married or. He was married. This must be the new one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not concentrate on his failures.

[Tom Griswold]

For me, 1970, the Beatles release Let It Be.

[Chick McGee]

Never cared for that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that album. You really. You don't like it?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not too much of a fan.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's stuff on there I like, but I don't like. Let It Be.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coincidentally, in 1973, Pink Floyd released Dark side of the Moon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've heard of that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Stayed in the charts for more than 900 weeks. Oh, yeah. The longest run in music history for the Billboard chart.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's serious. That's still.

[Christy Lee]

That is terrific. That's got to be the album, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the. You were asking?

[Christy Lee]

That's the one that's always on a van.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But was that the most.

[Chick McGee]

That one.

[Tom Griswold]

The T shirt that had the. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the prism.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The logo that was on T shirts more than any. I forget.

[Chick McGee]

Probably wasn't Tapestry. Carol King wasn't that right there by it or close to.

[Christy Lee]

It's another great album or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. The number one sell selling single album in the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Did you just call Carol King a sow?

[Tom Griswold]

No, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Eagles Greatest Hits Volume 1 just outsold rumors. Rumors or. Or 1. Or the original Fleetwood man with Lindsay Etc. Just recently. So by the way, the Eagles still at the Sphere. Coming up at the Sphere. Metallica in October. It's going to be a big show. Right now. We leave the world of history and return to the news desk with Christy Lee. You were talking about a air air balloon. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't talking about an air balloon, but we will now.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they called?

[Christy Lee]

They're called hot air balloons.

[Tom Griswold]

I was close.

[Christy Lee]

Rescue crews in East Texas saved two people stranded hundreds of feet in the air after a hot air balloon became entangled on a communications tower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Longview said firefighters responding to the tower found the balloon entangled more than 900ft above the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

900ft?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's horrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Following the complex hours long rescue, the man and woman were brought down safely and taken to a hospital as a precaution. Caution, Lieutenant Stephen Winchell. Oh, good donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

And a great, great ventriloquist.

[Christy Lee]

Never had one said at a news conference, quote, I think they felt better once we had harnesses on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course they do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. After the rescue, noting that the basket was swaying in the breeze.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a shot of this. There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a nightmare.

[Chick McGee]

That's every bit 900ft in the air.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's very scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And you can see above it, the balloon is in shreds.

[Christy Lee]

They call this a rope rescue. I can't even imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean you're a firefighter? Was another cat in a tree? No, no, no. We're going up a tower 900ft.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I am having a little trouble looking at it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's hard to look at.

[Christy Lee]

Now you think you really want to do that hot air balloon ride?

[Chick McGee]

It makes my bottom pucker.

[Tom Griswold]

See, the beauty of blimp technology is you could steer these things once they're up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can kind of.

[Chick McGee]

You're a slave to the wind.

[Tom Griswold]

They can go up or down and that's it. There's no rudder. Hey, look at that radio tower. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

The last time I was in a hot air balloon, the guy looked at me and said, okay, we're going to land now. We're going to use this tree up here as a Break. And I'm not embellishing this. And I said as a what? He said as a break. And we hit the tree. Tree. And we went side horizontal to the ground. And clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I landed too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got to do.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how you land.

[Christy Lee]

The basket was. And I was on the bottom of three guys because it was going over a farm field.

[Chick McGee]

Was there a penetration?

[Christy Lee]

Bob was one of those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Nine months later, we had.

[Chick McGee]

Now you know the rest of the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, Godwin, go with me on a hot air balloon.

[Tom Griswold]

Will you do it? No.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I'm so terrified. Terrified I could never do.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be scared too.

[Christy Lee]

I'll go. I'd love to go. It's really. When. Between. It's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder. This was a man and a woman, right?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You got Christy and you and a hot air balloon and her telling a story. And you can't get out of the balloon.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you jump or push her?

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you take yourself out like a gentleman?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do you just throw her out?

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, I told my mom, I said, I. I don't know what you're thinking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the funniest thing to say before I step out of the balloon basket? Like, oh, you know what? I forgot something in my car.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be, I'll be right back.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then I'm going to grab a soda.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody else?

[Tom Griswold]

And then unleash the last rope tying it to the ground. Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

See you guys. Orange Whip. Orange Whip.

[Christy Lee]

NASA officials say there's no chance that an asteroid will crash into the moon in 2032.

[Josh Arnold]

It's going to happen in 2033, they said.

[Christy Lee]

Earlier the space agency had stated that there was a 4.3% chance that the asteroid known as 2024 yr would crash into the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not bad. A 4.3% chance. That's pretty high.

[Christy Lee]

The latest observations from the Web Space Telescope help scientists refine. Webb Space Telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch me make Josh happy.

[Chick McGee]

Space Telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you know the Webb Space Telescope works, don't you? Because it's up, way up in the sky and it's out there in the sky. So it can. It can get shots even better than any other telescope. Doesn't have that atmosphere of what? Well, it's. This is named after the famous scientist Mr. Webb. There's also the Jack Webb Telescope.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which they Point down at the earth and from 500 miles up it can pick up dirty hip piece. The real one, the Jack Webb Telescope.

[Chick McGee]

We'll play it again because we didn't catch the start of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Jack Webb Telescope. Yeah. It's great music. Is it? No, it's not. Now, wait a minute. A question for Chick McGee. At the end, at the end of this, there's the hammer and the imprint. What does it say?

[Chick McGee]

Mark 5.

[Christy Lee]

A Quinn Mark 7.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Mark 7 production.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Mark 7, the hammer Martin produced? I knew it was Mark 5 or Mark 7.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Quinn Martin. Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the punchline to all this will be. Who cares if a lawyer calls you today?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, this is the. This is Arnold Farkas.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want a Quinn Martin production, Christie Fugitive.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I was confused twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Believe.

[Tom Griswold]

A QM production. David Jensen as the fugitive.

[Josh Arnold]

There are certain things we no longer say, Deland. We gave you a laminated copy.

[Chick McGee]

This is the second time she said, I know. Like this.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, that asteroid will miss the moon by 13,200 miles, December 22, 2030.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it going to go between the moon and Earth?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What if a vime is stuck between the moon and New York City?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Well, you're probably drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who wrote wrote that song?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course we do.

[Chick McGee]

Greg Allman?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Chris Cross?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You really don't know Marvin Hamless? No. I think he had a hand.

[Tom Griswold]

I get three bodies turn over a stool.

[Chick McGee]

Where is Liza Minelli?

[Tom Griswold]

Peter Allen? She does.

[Chick McGee]

And no, I'm gay as. Oh, sorry. Holy hell.

[Pat Godwin]

You are on your own over there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great version by Hugh J. That's Peter Allen song, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What Christopher Cross song? Between the Moon and New York City.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say Carol Bayer Sager. Peter Allen. Christopher Cross. Yeah. There were like four.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sounds like a Christopher Cross song.

[Josh Arnold]

He's saying it's in Arthur, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she the love interest?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Dudley Moore was still drunk from 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good in it.

[Chick McGee]

She's kind of cute in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Very cute. Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Then after that, didn't she marry that guy David Somebody that. Well, she knows how to pick the gay ones.

[Chick McGee]

The pinhead. Zippy the pinhead.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta look up David Guest. He's a pinhead.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me if that's his eyebrows. First thing that pops into your head when you see him. Zippy. The pin.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently a good guy, but just real weird look. Okay, Christy, what's coming up on the news?

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Christy Lee]

Wendy's looking for a great chief tasting officer. We'll talk about about it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, That'll be very interesting. What else is happening over there, Chick? Me. Do we have any more sports coming?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I can tell you that Christy is going to talk to us about. What day is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Tuesday. Hyundai. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And the great getaway sales event. That's right. A deal so right it almost feels wrong. Right now you can get some great deals on the most popular Hyundai. I am models like the SUVs, the Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid. Or of course my favorite, the one I drive every day, my Tucson hybrid. Just a regular Tucson sale too. Plus there's Hyundai's bold and stylish Elantra. Loaded with the latest in technology and want to go all electric. Might be a good time. The Ionic 5 or the Ionic 9 on sale now. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal you're gonna love during the Hyundai getaway sales of event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com.

[Tom Griswold]

thank you very much, Christy Lee. Once again, NASA has announced that that asteroid is not going to hit the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying I'd placed a large wager on it, but that was my retirement plan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well. I mean it paid 95 to 1 so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have taken that bet too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, long would have been million in the bank. But no. When we come back, we'll find out about Wendy's. Looking for a taste, is it? They're calling it the taste.

[Christy Lee]

Chief Chief Tasting Officer.

[Tom Griswold]

The Chief Tasting Officer. Very exciting. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Information.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It was close.

[Chick McGee]

Auto parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe two extra letters.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick and Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee is of course at that desk. That's the orange inside sports desk. I bring that up because orange insoles. We're about to get involved in a little bracketology.

[Chick McGee]

Get involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Tis the season, Christy. I thought we'd end the. Maybe put A cap on today's program with a story that I found fascinating. Are you familiar with Rube Goldberg? You know what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Complicated. Complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to India? Is that what we're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

A man relieving himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Just wait. Wait till you hear this. Don't.

[Christy Lee]

A man relieving himself on a set of railway tracks was killed by a cow that was struck by a train.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. So the cow's hit by the train.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Does this cow go flying at him?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's. It's interesting because I guess the train is on a. On a. Some kind of a bridge.

[Christy Lee]

According to India today, the incident occurred in Al Wa. Whatever. The man's relative said the cow was hit by a high speed train. That said, the impact caused the bovine to fall nearly 100ft to where the man was relieving himself on the tracks, killing him instantly. Man, it must have been a double.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Track deal.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the odds, huh? Oh, and of course, it's India, so they're more concerned about the cow than this poor slob taking a pee in the truck tracks. If you're peeing in the railroad tracks, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's pretty much only one thing that can go wrong.

[Christy Lee]

You get hit by a train.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. So this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, electrocutions, I think you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. What is it called? What's the. The Final Destination franchise now? It's the Final Destination Bollywood franchise, man. What are the odds?

[Chick McGee]

I want to know more about India today. I'd like to watch that show or maybe be a part of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we're really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Internet publication. You can check it out whenever you want to.

[Chick McGee]

Check that out.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I thought that flying cows were limited to tornadoes, right? Isn't there a flying cow in the original Twister?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And Twister. Yeah, we got cows.

[Chick McGee]

How did that movie. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that? The new one they made was great.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Christy Lee]

It was the same story as the old one.

[Tom Griswold]

They're entertaining. I went to see it in a theater. And the sound, you'd hear it coming to you from the back.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they were entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

Can't disagree more.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Wendy's.

[Chick McGee]

What a lovely day to waste and making that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what the cow's last words were that fell off that bridge and killed?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Eat more chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

He had been painting a billboard.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess that isn't a problem in India, huh? Do they eat chickens?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I think it's Helena Marsala Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Care for her.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like.

[Christy Lee]

I love Helen Wenzies is looking to hire a chief tasting officer Producer. The fast food chain holding a contest to find someone to take on the independent contractor role with a $100,000 payday.

[Chick McGee]

What do I have to do to, like, fill out a form and say why I want to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The winner will create promotional content for Wendy's, including videos that feature taste testing the company's menu items. All right, to enter, you submit a video check of up to 60 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be good because they need a square.

[Christy Lee]

Explain.

[Josh Arnold]

They have square burgers, and so they need somebody who's not. Not hip.

[Tom Griswold]

That's coming from you.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. You called me square.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what that really is. The.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I have to.

[Tom Griswold]

The pot calling marijuana.

[Christy Lee]

Submit a video up to 60 seconds explaining why you should be chosen as Wendy's Chief tasting officer. You must submit through Instagram, TikTok, or the website Wendy's Chief Tasting Officer.com through the end of March. March 30, a panel of judges will select finalists based on creativity, personality, and enthusiasm for the brand, with the finalists moving on to interviews. Before a winner is chosen.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you want to be proactive, kind of bossy. See, what is. What is the name they're giving the person? That's. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Chief Chief tasting Officer.

[Tom Griswold]

Change it up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Something like Chief Square burger ambassador. You know, throw in something that distinguishes that as Wendy's.

[Josh Arnold]

The name Wendy's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Wendy's. They could use the name of the restaurant, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're gonna put that in the title. That changes everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Wendy's Chief tasting Officer. Oh, I.

[Chick McGee]

It wouldn't be Bill McDonald, the chief taste.

[Tom Griswold]

If your name is McDonald, you are at a distinct disadvantage.

[Josh Arnold]

I would agree.

[Chick McGee]

Frosty flavors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolate, vanilla, Girl scout. Thin mints. Oreo brownie. Caramel crumb lunch. No, Strawberry, vanilla. A brownie batter.

[Josh Arnold]

Jump the shark.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Caramel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, strawberry cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming up, do you want to save the girl Scout story for next week? Okay, there's. We get. We get this story every year.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't print the girl Scout cookie story. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Josh tried to join the girl Scouts, but you ate a brownie. Wait a minute. No, that's not. How does that come.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Not appropriate at all. It's unbelievable. Great show like this, and then he serves up that kind of inappropriate. Epstein's the show to death.

[Christy Lee]

We are going to end the show on a psa do not forget to jump ahead this weekend. It's daylight savings time Sunday morning. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not taking part.

[Chick McGee]

This time next week won't be this time next week.

[Christy Lee]

Changes were to be eliminated. More Americans would prefer permanent daylight savings time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I think I would.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What's the percentage of people that would rather not have to change?

[Christy Lee]

65% would like to not change their clocks twice a year.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. And then the majority of those of people would want it to be to stay on daylight.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Which means that it gets darker.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, do you remember before the phones were invented when Tom tried to adjust his clocks? It was a real carnival.

[Tom Griswold]

I could never remember. Forward, backward.

[Josh Arnold]

And you'll do yours tomorrow, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I get to jump. I start a day early. Actually, I might be out of town tomorrow. So I'm going to do it. I might do it before I leave the house. I come home to daylight savings time. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Going out of town, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we footnote to the story that's very interesting. They, they got different responses from people who wake up in three. We'll get to this coming up on Monday. This is actually quite interesting about and fascinating three groups of people based on when they wake up and how they respond to the survey. Okay, we'll find out about that and more. Thanks so much for indulging us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We appreciate your presence. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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