The BOB & TOM Show - March 9, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – March 9, 2026

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show combines the signature blend of comedy, casual banter, news commentary, and audience interaction that the show is known for. The morning unfolds with running gags, humorous takes on everyday issues, quirky news stories (often body-focused), sports updates, and classic discussions on food, family, and pop culture. The chemistry among Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby, and guests like Jess Hooker is sharp, playful, and reliably irreverent.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Time Channel Parody & Daylight Saving Talk

• Opening Sketch: The show opens with a parody of a cable channel dedicated entirely to time—“The Time Channel”—featuring deadpan call-ins asking, “What time is it?” (00:21–03:03). It is a tongue-in-cheek take on niche television.
• Daylight Saving Woes: The gang discusses confusion and personal routines around changing the clocks, poking fun at Tom’s perennial issues with remembering which clocks change automatically. iPhones and modern technology make time changes easier, but car clocks still trip Tom up. (03:26–04:33)
• Anecdotes: Tom’s confusion over which alarms go off, types of alarms (including "Get the F up!"), and the old “runaway alarm clock” joke drive home everyone’s struggle, except for Chick, who’s “always early.” (04:33–05:25)

Notable Quote

“I was very quietly getting ready, creeping around, much like a cat burglar, came around the corner and one of my daughters was vomiting in the toilet.” — Tom Griswold (05:26)

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2. Parenting, Family Mishaps, and Bodily Functions

• Family Moments: Tom tells a story about finding his daughter sick, weaving in a darkly comic undercurrent (“She’s ten, hitting it hard...I am never having Jaeger again.” — Tom/Josh riff, 05:36–05:47).
• Vomiting Skills: Chick claims he can vomit “as quietly or as loudly as you need,” leading to a new round of absurd “talent” competitions.
• Sneezing Myths: The team debates whether you can sneeze with your eyes open—a nod to old wives’ tales and ridiculous physical trivia. (06:08–07:10)

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3. Sports & Pop Culture: Saunas, Oscars, and Bracketology

• Tom mentions the upcoming March Mayhem bracket (“orangeinsouls.com sports desk”), teasing sports picks and the ongoing NCAA madness. (04:18, 36:29)
• Sauna News & Male Grooming: The group riffs on sauna culture, with dry vs. steam debate and the introduction of testicle covers and scrotal treatments in the news. Pat is dubbed the resident “sauna guy.” (08:00–09:46)
• Oscars & Movies: Brief jokes about Pat Godwin’s taste in “sad movies,” Oscars parties, and celebrity discussions share space with light film analysis.

Notable Quote

“Do you have a silicone testicle cover?”
“I do not.”
“Well, that’s in the news today.”
— Tom and Pat (08:17–08:22)

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4. Unusual News & Letters from Listeners

• Costco Hacks: Listener mail inspires a discussion of “fat hacks” and food creativity, such as wrapping a Costco hot dog in a slice of pizza or other DIY food combos seen on TikTok and Instagram. (20:47–21:49)
• Radio Oddities: Letters recall AM radio excess—high-wattage towers and stories of tower signals bleeding into fences and guitar amplifiers, leading to unique suburban experiences. (23:00–24:33)
• Mistaken Identity: A listener’s cringe-worthy “Uncle Fester” toupee faux pas sparks tales of awkward public encounters. (25:45–26:43)

Notable Moments

• Statues in public places that trick pedestrians (“I sat at that intersection for two minutes...” — Willie, 27:55)
• The “free jewelry” joke: “There are places with free jewelry.” — Christy Lee (22:38)

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5. Celebrity Sandwiches & Food Confessions

• Jeff Daniels Viral Sandwich: Discussion circles around actor Jeff Daniels’ trending sandwich recipe (pita, peanut butter, Ruffles, and barbecue sauce). This leads to a hilarious “favorite sandwich” round-table and revelation of odd combinations. (52:39–53:26)
• Celebrity Sandwich List: Amusement at celebrity favorites (Elton John, Barbra Streisand, Paul McCartney, Snoop Dogg), and an on-air tutorial by Tom on frying bologna sandwiches, complete with clock-position incisions to prevent doming. (72:10–73:20)

Notable Quotes

“Katie Couric, peanut butter and bacon.” — Christy Lee
“Katie Couric’s your father.” — Chick McGee (72:30–72:35)

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6. Anatomy in the News: Nipples & Scrotums

• Nipples & Cosmetic News: Discussion veers into new cosmetic trends (nipple filler for “perkier” appearance), with the group riffing on infamous body modifications and the pointlessness (in their eyes) of procedures like “ScroFill.” (93:08–98:38)
• Surgical Innovations: Listeners are introduced to terms like Scrotox (scrotal Botox), ScroFill (filler), and silicone testicle covers for sauna safety, provoking various levels of squeamishness, jokes, and musical tributes from Pat.

Notable Quotes

“Who cares? Is someone gonna go, ‘I was really into this guy until I saw he had small testicles’?” — Tom Griswold (151:10)

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7. Relationship Playlists, Sexy TV & Sex in Pop Culture

• Getting in the Mood: Survey breakdown of what music, movies, or TV gets folks “in the mood”—from Ed Sheeran songs to “Magic Mike” to “Game of Thrones.” The hosts trade jokes about curated sex playlists, play snippets of “Let’s Get It On,” and recount delightfully awkward stories from their formative years. (127:59–133:32)
• Sexual Firsts: Willie’s “losing my virginity with a playlist” story, timed to Peter Frampton’s “Baby, I Love Your Way,” amuses and bewilders the others.
• Top TV Moments: Things like “making eye contact across the room” and “shower scenes” are discussed as examples of real-life behaviors inspired by media. (146:07–149:20)

Notable Quotes

“Do you have a dedicated bedroom playlist?”
“I had one for when I lost it...I was done by the chorus.” — Willie Griswold & Christy Lee (143:24–143:46)

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8. Technology, Saunas, and Listener Confessions

• Sauna Etiquette: Pat shares the rules of the sauna ("no talking!", “political guys that drive me crazy”), the benefits, and hazards of wearing silicone testicle covers (155:34–158:15).
• Listener Letters: Stories about “night of a thousand waterfalls” (colonoscopy prep), “Cheeto rod” inventions, cereal vs. milk ratios, and other unusual audience input.
• Podcast Regulars: Playful ribbing about commercials, sponsors (Hyundai, Orange Insoles), and self-referential jokes about the show’s structure.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

On Time and Cable TV:

• “You’re watching the Time Channel…” — Tom Griswold (00:21)
• “Caller, you’re looking for the Day Channel. This is the Time Channel.” — Tom Griswold (01:27)

On Family and Parenting:

• “I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast, but I can vomit as quietly or as loudly as you need...” — Chick McGee (05:58)
• “She’s ten, hitting it hard...” — Tom Griswold (05:36)

On Saunas and Male Grooming:

• “Do you have a silicone testicle cover?” — Tom Griswold (08:17)

On Bizarre Medical Procedures:

• “Who cares? ...I was really into this guy until I saw he had small testicles.” — Tom Griswold (151:10)

On Sandwiches:

• “Katie Couric’s your father.” — Chick McGee (72:35)
• “My dad, of course, was peanut butter and bacon.” — Tom Griswold (54:49)

On Pop Culture & Relationships:

• “I had one for when I lost it...I was done by the chorus.” — Willie Griswold (143:24)

On Listener Experience:

• “Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?... Pretty nuts.” — Josh Arnold (111:11)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:21–03:03 — Time Channel parody
• 03:26–05:25 — Daylight Saving & alarm routines
• 08:00–09:46 — Saunas, silicone testicle covers, scrotal news
• 20:47–22:07 — Costco “food hacks”
• 25:45–26:43 — Mistaken identity/toupee story
• 52:39–54:49 — Celebrity sandwich discussion & food confessions
• 72:10–73:20 — Frying bologna tutorial
• 93:08–98:38 — Nipple fillers, cosmetic news, ScroFill
• 127:59–133:32 — Songs/movies/TV for “the mood”
• 146:07–149:20 — Top sexy TV moments replayed in real life
• 155:34–158:15 — Silicone testicle covers in Japanese bathhouses & sauna etiquette

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Tone and Style

The hosts’ banter ranges from dry wit to broad slapstick, with tonal shifts from self-deprecating embarrassment to uninhibited absurdity. Nothing is outside the bounds of conversation—whether testicle augmentations, embarrassing bodily functions, or the questionable value of cosmetic enhancements.

The interplay between Tom’s “dad energy,” Chick’s arch commentary, Pat’s musical punchlines, Josh and Willie’s quick improvisation, and Christy’s exasperated but cheerful moderating keeps the show light, unpredictable, a little irreverent, and welcomingly self-aware.

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In Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 9, 2026 is a masterclass in improvised radio comedy, blending heartfelt listener stories with offbeat humor, family anecdotes, and the group’s trademark willingness to follow any topic to its weirdest possible conclusion. Listeners can expect running gags (cereal, clocks, Cheetos), surprising digressions (testicle covers, musical tributes), and the kind of affectionate teasing you only get from a crew who knows each other (and their audience) inside and out.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure, you've got cable tv. You've seen all those news channels and sports channels, the Weather channel, the cooking channel, the. But now, the Bob and Tom Cable Television Group, a division of Frigamal Industries, is proud to present the time channel 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You're watching the Time Channel and.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like we got a caller.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello?

[Chick McGee]

You're on here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is Jimmy. What time is it? It's 11:21.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch the show. Sure thing. Let's go to line two, see what's on your mind.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Time Channel. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The last guy kind of stole thunder.

[Chick McGee]

You already answered my question.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean about the time?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was gonna ask what time it was.

[Tom Griswold]

You said 1121, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, actually, caller, we've got an update on that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's now 1122.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey, thanks. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the call.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like we've got just time to take one or two more calls here.

[Jess Hooker]

Go ahead, caller.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, hey, I've been watching the show since 1104, and maybe you guys covered this earlier, but what day is it? I'm sorry, caller, you're looking for the Day Channel. This is the Time Channel. Check your local cable listings for that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry, my bad. Possibly get somebody to scream these calls.

[Tom Griswold]

And listen, A quick reminder for you

[Chick McGee]

viewers, I'm going to be on vacation

[Tom Griswold]

next week, so be sure to tune in, same time, same station for the best of times. Going to be reliving some of the best moments. It's the Time, champ. You won't want to miss. Military Monday, where all times, all day long are given in military time. Starting at 0100 hours, a tribute to our fighting men and women. It's the Time

[Chick McGee]

Channel.

[Tom Griswold]

We got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you'll be having the time of your life. On the Time channel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's now 11:25.

[Tom Griswold]

From Bob and To Cable Television, a division of Frigal Industries. Hey, I've got to go. I'm out of time.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm just killing time. Your time may vary. Check local listings.

[Tom Griswold]

Bullseye.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. He's got his. All of his clocks changed. He's all caught up. Nope, he's organized. What? There's a problem? You know me, I go early. I change him on Saturday. Hello, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't dead time yet. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Really? So some of your clocks are incorrect, and some of them are correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Even I might wake up in the

[Josh Arnold]

middle of the night.

[Tom Griswold]

I go, wait. I said, do I have to add or subtract an hour from this? I finally just turned the clock over.

[Chick McGee]

I was changing my Saturday and I thought, how did. How in God's name did Tom do this before? We all had iPhones.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, or cell phone. And it tells you what time it is. So that's your only saving grace. Or your phone would be.

[Christy Lee]

What about your car?

[Tom Griswold]

It did it by itself.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a button you push.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't push anything.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they probably did it at the

[Tom Griswold]

dealer because they know.

[Chick McGee]

They're aware of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the voice of chick Magee from TheOrangeSouls.com sports desk. I mentioned that because we've got our March Mayhem bracketology from orange insoles up and running. Details coming up soon.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, orange insoles are orange, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Well, so I don't know about you guys, my alarm actually went off this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ordinarily I wake up on my own. Let's see, everybody's off a little.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't. I can't tell you the last time

[Tom Griswold]

my alarm, even with the time change.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody else?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. I was on my own.

[Pat Godwin]

Alarm woke me up today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I scared the hell out of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. What is your alarm? What sound do you have programmed?

[Pat Godwin]

Get the F up.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the alarm clocks that when they go off, they jump off the counter and crawl across the floor? You have to chase it. For people who have trouble getting up,

[Tom Griswold]

that isn't a bad idea. That's a great idea is that when you have to pick up and throw real hard against the wall.

[Chick McGee]

So it's like a baseball or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I could see my dog would fetch that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a weird morning anyway, so.

[Chick McGee]

A dog issue?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. I was very quietly getting ready, creeping around, much like a cat burglar came around the corner and one of my daughters was vomiting in the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

A big night out, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She's 10, hitting it hard. You get that extra hour of drinking with the time.

[Josh Arnold]

I am never having Jaeger again.

[Tom Griswold]

She's 10.

[Chick McGee]

I prayed.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sounds like the flu.

[Tom Griswold]

My 13 year old was out all last week, so I don't want to

[Chick McGee]

brag, I don't want to boast, but I can throw out. I. I can vomit as quietly or as loudly as you need. I can adjust the volume of my vomiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. There's a talent. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you adjust? I bet there's no way you can adjust. You can't adjust the volume of your yawn burps.

[Willie Griswold]

Those are all problematic for him.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, as my doctor told me, it's important to get it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I am not a silent vomiter.

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, is it. Is the genetic vomiting?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I do it too. My sneezes are getting crazy. If I sneeze while I'm driving and I try to keep my eyes open, it's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not possible.

[Willie Griswold]

It sounds wild.

[Chick McGee]

Your eyes pop out of your head if you do.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I kept asking, what about that guy that climbed that building? That's what I was thinking. If he's. He's got a good sneeze, I. That I'd fall right off. I barely. Like you said, I can get through an intersection.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to really focus. Okay. I'm going to open them up as soon as I can. Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes?

[Chick McGee]

I think it is impossible. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's impossible. Okay, well, you can't put your elbow in your ear either.

[Christy Lee]

Well, who would want to do that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just saying something else. That's impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if it was. Even if your arm was severed, it would be.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the. The hole's too small.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, how bad do you want to put your elbow in your ear

[Tom Griswold]

now we've covered your arm off. We've covered the important stuff in life.

[Chick McGee]

That guy was trapped by the rock. Could put his elbow in his ear.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure could.

[Christy Lee]

Ye.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up today. This. I'm just so excited about some of these.

[Chick McGee]

He's excited again.

[Tom Griswold]

We have one especially for Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Are you speaking to Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're mad at me?

[Chick McGee]

You were mad at him earlier, bringing

[Pat Godwin]

up a damn movie I enjoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

Read the room. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

She wins the award. That's all I said they haven't given

[Chick McGee]

the Oscars are Sunday Ding a ling.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't wait.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I'm having a party.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Two in the afternoon. It's a pre Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Celebrate the losers.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. We have something just for Pat. It involves. You're a big fan of the sauna.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Dry sauna.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Pat Godwin]

167 degrees of dry heat coming at you. 20 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Not the steamy one for the heart.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the rocks or is that the scene?

[Pat Godwin]

It's the rocks.

[Chick McGee]

It's the rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a silicone testicle cover?

[Pat Godwin]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's something in the news today.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? For saunas.

[Chick McGee]

Don't we hear about that every now and then? Finland, the sauna capital of the world. They burn their taint or whatever. Oh yeah, well, they had.

[Tom Griswold]

They used to have a competition until a guy died.

[Chick McGee]

He cooked. He basically cooked, but he won the competition.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you get the.

[Christy Lee]

Do you call that winning or would

[Chick McGee]

it be a poaching? A par boil? I'm not sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Like a steam or a poacher maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it just smelled? It was the. It was the most delicious thing you've ever smelled.

[Tom Griswold]

You're cooking barbecue? No, no, that's. That's Sven. He does. He just got cooked in the sauna. In any event, I've been to a lot of barbecues.

[Chick McGee]

That smells great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The testicle cover in the news coming up. Also, we have yet another treatment for the scrotal area in the news. Like a D. Wrinkler or this one is an enlarger. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Those of you want bigger scrotum.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently if you're using a certain testosterone drugs of some sort, the scrotum shrinks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is for those that want to set a big balls. And speaking of big balls, coming up, we'll celebrate the birthday of Yuri Gagarin. The first man in space. At least the first one that lived.

[Chick McGee]

No, the first one here that the

[Tom Griswold]

commies are talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Among many other.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a few jars.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say this. I say that your scrotum is the most non looked at touched organ. And is that an organ or a part of your body?

[Josh Arnold]

You mean externally and by others or by yourself?

[Chick McGee]

No, just. Do you touch you? I. I can't remember the last time I took a good look at my scrotum, but I. I'm touching them right now. You see what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's ratio. It's the braille. It's the braille of the body.

[Chick McGee]

In a way, it might be you

[Tom Griswold]

just spend a lot of time on the rectum and the anus though. You have a series of Mirrors.

[Chick McGee]

That makes you happy? Yes. I shove stuff in my ass all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I say you shoved anything in there.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take pictures, put them on your Instagram.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like some pictures?

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. I'll get them from Pass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got dragged into this. I told you he was mad at you.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, oh, yeah, we've got some, some of your letters. We always love hearing from you, and I hope you got your time all organized. And that's why we play the Time Channel every year at, at this time.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll be back in November to play it again.

[Tom Griswold]

The genesis of that. Of that thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, tell me all about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Educators, a little behind the Music. It's the Time Channel documentary.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we thought we were gonna go, and then we said, we'll drag it out for nine minutes. How about that?

[Willie Griswold]

We should make this a Netflix series.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, there was a funny story about that. We'll be the judge. Back in the. Back in the early days of cable.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It seemed that they were getting us very specific channels before there were 300 sports channels, et cetera, et cetera. And a guy came in here with a proposal, a serious proposal to have the Scores channel. And it would just. Just have scores on it. This is before they had not only the scores, but the games, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And I just thought it'd be extended to the fact that you could have a station where there'd be people coming in and talking about what time. It was like a weather forecaster, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

There's really 12 minutes after the hour.

[Chick McGee]

No, we had a. We had a call in show. Hey, did you notice a minute later than when I called before? Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

How long you been on hold, sir? It's three minutes now.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are the one caller claim. Well, the last caller sort of took my thunder.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sort of like a Mr. Obvious. When you listen to those shows, you realize you're really a good person because most of the rest of the people out there are idiots. And they're the ones that have the time to call these shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, speaking of time, if you're in pain or discomfort throughout your body, it might be time. It's time to check out orangeinsols.com that's right. Do you walk? Do you work? Do you stand longer than 10 minutes without making a noise when you sit down? That's a big no for me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you should hear me going up the stairs. It sounds like I'm Walking on bubble wrap. If you said yes to any of those, you could benefit from orange insoles. Look, feet get tired, arches collapse, heels ache, knees complain, lower backs tighten up. Ooh, tighten up. And most people blame their age, rarely their feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you referencing Archie Bell on the drells?

[Josh Arnold]

I was referencing in Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

We dance as good as we walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Origins deliver rigid art support. That help you dance as good as you want. Or walk. There's some argument as to what the actual lyric is.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk would be better.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe we'll get into that later. You know what? The rigid art support does not collapse by lunchtime, much like my will.

[Pat Godwin]

But

[Josh Arnold]

a deep heel cup cradles your heel and absorbs shock naturally. They help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue. It is fatigue, not fatigue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're going with fatigue today.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was fatigue when I was a kid reading sad sack comics. Put on your fatigue uniform.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like an overweight character from Romeo and Julia.

[Tom Griswold]

And Julia, the son of Romeo.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, you need to reduce that stress on your knees, hips, and lower back.

[Tom Griswold]

Less.

[Chick McGee]

Oof.

[Josh Arnold]

At the end of the day is what you really need. That's orangeinsoles.com to help you with that. They're durable enough for work boots. They're comfortable enough for everyday wear.

[Chick McGee]

He's doing something.

[Christy Lee]

He's hitting buttons over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

And giggling. Hitting buttons and giggling.

[Chick McGee]

He's out of his mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Jazz or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, make it louder. That'll help.

[Christy Lee]

That helps turn it down.

[Tom Griswold]

Archie Bell on the thrills.

[Josh Arnold]

You should at least let me finish the ad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

So that orange insoles doesn't have to

[Josh Arnold]

pay for the song. They're built for real people. On concrete, on job sites and hospitals, classrooms, warehouses, anywhere. You're on your feet all day. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You're the reasonable one.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'd like to be on your feet right now with your orange insoles leaving the room.

[Josh Arnold]

If you've ever said, my feet are killing me, well, then maybe, just maybe, orange insoles is for you. You're. You've upgraded. Well, you've upgraded also.

[Pat Godwin]

That was on you, big guy.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom, show Tom's defense. He did nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Please have. Please have Willie or Pat read the Orange and Souls announcements.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not reading out loud before. Speaking of time before 7. I can't read out loud.

[Josh Arnold]

You upgraded your truck tires, didn't you? Yeah. You upgraded your mattress.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe upgrade what you stand on all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Or your announcer.

[Josh Arnold]

Visit originsouls.com we know, Tom. You get upset when it's not you doing all the commercials. You don't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the one at the Origin Soul sports desk. I don't know how this skipped me, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Look, it's a mess around the Origin Souls. People wanted it to be serious. No, no. So they said, Josh will do it. He can get through it.

[Josh Arnold]

Visit orangeinsouls.com order more and save with Orange and Souls bundle packs. And be sure to use promo code bobandtom at checkout to receive $5 off your total order, plus free shipping in the USA. USA. Originsouls.com promo code Bob and Tom. They might just be exactly what you're looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, I have an obscure Orange Insoles reference.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

When we get to our world record.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to that face. Want to let that guitar fall in? Christy Lee, you know the name of the band?

[Christy Lee]

Archie Bell and the Drells.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's Archie Bell's brother?

[Christy Lee]

Alexander Graham Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his grandfather. He apparently slept with some slaves.

[Willie Griswold]

Bad time

[Chick McGee]

now.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he say, we dance as good as we walk or want?

[Josh Arnold]

He says, want. I know you really want it to be walk.

[Tom Griswold]

I change the lyrics.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes the lyrics you come up with are better. Like in your head. They are. Better than what?

[Tom Griswold]

Ricky Bell.

[Christy Lee]

Who's Ricky Bell?

[Tom Griswold]

Archie's brother. Right. Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell's Ricky Bell?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He was a running back with usc. He died of a brain cancer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's sad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you want to pick that up? Pat walks in, starts talking about incredibly sad movies. Hey, guys, let's do a morning show. It's fun. Hear about this guy dying.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, he's going to go to his car in a second. You wait and see.

[Pat Godwin]

Get my raincoat.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, if it hasn't been repossessed. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Your best friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, he co signed.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I once again asked the key to this show. Why am I laughing? Coming up, we have other aspects of the female breast in the news.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, cool, man. I'm glad I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that one, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No. You haven't sent half of these stories. You're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, I'm busy over here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, barely.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was trying to defend my. My will to live against Pat's discussion of sad movies. We will return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with nothing but frivolity here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need. F. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, there's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Noticed anything weird about the room?

[Josh Arnold]

I did notice.

[Chick McGee]

More than usual. I like both.

[Tom Griswold]

It involves personal hygiene, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Somebody smells bad.

[Tom Griswold]

What is this?

[Christy Lee]

He shaved.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace shaved off the beard and. And made himself look 10 years younger.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in mourning. Oh, what are you mourning?

[Tom Griswold]

Our best player got traded.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. What are you gonna do, Max with two X's?

[Chick McGee]

Crosby?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

He's a Raven now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Bing's grandson, right?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see Bing try to spank his ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Get over here,

[Chick McGee]

bucket butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Martin.

[Josh Arnold]

Bing's got kind of a little.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you were right. Bing actually did call Dean and come over. You want to hit my kids with me? And actually, what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you noticed how cold your face gets after you shave off your beard? It was getting away with food.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It was getting in the way of food. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the first time you've had a full beard? No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I don't remember you having one.

[Josh Arnold]

So it was getting in the way of the food, but have you noticed how cold your face gets after you shave? Your beard was like. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you.

[Josh Arnold]

Whenever I shave my beard, are you

[Chick McGee]

expecting a straight answer?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you thinking this might be dialogue? No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I prefer you without the beer days. Frankly, I think. I think you. You looked older with the. With the beard and I guess more distinguished. No. Would you call Grady and Sanford and Son distinguished?

[Josh Arnold]

That's your only reference.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. So that's exactly what you look at. Yeah, it is.

[Willie Griswold]

If he starts watching more, bet we're all in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just leave it right there. It's time to examine the world of letters.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We begin with a Chick McGee at the Originsouls.com sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Steve. Walking out of Costco, the happiest moment of my life. I just looked to my left and saw a man in the food court. Just nondescript, regular looking gentleman. He took a hot dog, wrapped a slice of pizza around it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And started to eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

All I could hear in my head was Josh saying, here's one of the fattest things I've ever done.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a fair thing to Do

[Chick McGee]

a hot dog wrapped in pizza at Costco.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. You leave it in the bun.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was thinking.

[Chick McGee]

No, no bun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's too much bread.

[Chick McGee]

Don't be crazy.

[Willie Griswold]

But no, people do this. And there's other folks. They'll get the chicken bake, and then they'll stuff the dog in the chicken bake, which, again, fattest thing I've ever done. Does sound fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you aware of these Costco hacks, man?

[Willie Griswold]

TikTok and Instagram. Oh, you just get on your phone, you stare at it four hours afterwards, you have a sheen of oil over your face. You feel terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you tried any of these?

[Willie Griswold]

No. I'm not really a big fan of the sort of food challenge stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Costco, though. If you're hungry when you know they shouldn't, they say, don't go to grocery store hungry because you buy everything Costco. You have to go there hungry because there's food around every corner.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And you just shovel it in your face. The best.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. So you've got the meatballs at ikea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are pretty good. And they have veggie meatballs, too.

[Christy Lee]

Costco does samples, so you never know what you're gonna get. It's different every time.

[Tom Griswold]

What other places are doing the free food? There used to be a hardware store that had free popcorn that I love.

[Chick McGee]

I've always said Target. I don't know if the Target I used to go to had popcorn. You had to buy it. But it was that. That was the key to their success, I think. Gave people popcorn.

[Pat Godwin]

They all have free food. If you have a big jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Right.

[Christy Lee]

There are places with free jewelry.

[Tom Griswold]

There are places with free.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean free diamonds. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What would they do if you go, hey, hey, you got. No, I. I thought this was free. What was it? What could they say? Oh, I'll put it back then. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom. This is from Terence. Love that name.

[Chick McGee]

You would.

[Tom Griswold]

In discussing the phenomenon of radio waves, I haven't heard you mention how several AM radio stations in the country were broadcasting at extraordinarily high wattage during World War II. As much as 500,000 watts, to put that. That's. That's a lot.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot. I think the. The most you can broadcast now is 50,000 watts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because I have often heard, he writes, that the radio tower in Mason, Ohio, which is where Kings island is for WLW radio, could be Heard through the fence. The fence would actually pick up the signal. I have heard that as well. And that's. That's still there. The. The. I guess the capability of popping that thing on to 500,000 watts, would that go. I guess it would go all the way to Europe. At night. Bounce off the sky.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Nighttime, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I have kind of a similar letter about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Alex in Jackson, Michigan. He said, I was practicing my bass guitar in my father's basement. For some reason, I had the impulse to unplug the guitar and put the receiving end of the cord under my tongue like a thermometer. When doing so, a radio program started coming out of the speaker that was attached to the cord. If I took it out of my mouth and under my tongue, the radio stopped. If I put it back under, the radio began again. I have no reason or explanation for this.

[Tom Griswold]

That is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

I do know that there was a time when I could. With the old rabbit ears days.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember trying to watch one of the political conventions up in Harbor Springs.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, you're fun.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, everybody. You want to come over to the house and watch a political convention?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because they.

[Chick McGee]

Where are you going?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it used to be they would hack. They would actually elect a candidate, unlike it is today. But I could remember standing there with my aunt, and I would touch the antenna, and she was, that's perfect. And then I'd walk away, and it would go. It would go off. It would go.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, I remember those days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't. That's interesting. That. That guy. That guy, in effect, became some kind of weird antenna. And I bet his. Who was upstairs? Listen, his dad was upstairs.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. He doesn't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Whoever was upstairs was probably glad they didn't have to hear bass anymore. Unless, of course, they were playing the bass riff to the great song in Houston. We just started a new dance. They started new dancing Houston to tighten up. This is the music we tighten up with. If you've never heard that song in its full glory, please. Oh, it's a great song. Let that guitar fall in. Thank you very much. Who else has a letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

I'll go. Hello, Bob. And top show. Your discussion last Friday about cases of mistaken identity and hair loss reminded me of a personal experience. I was out shopping for clothes with my wife. I noticed a man who was significantly follically challenged. While looking down at some shirts. I leaned toward who I thought was my wife, and I whispered did you check out Uncle Fester over there with the apparent roadkill stapled to his head? Worst rug I've ever seen. When I turned to accept the adulation from my wife about my snappy comment, I realized my wife was across the store. The person standing right next to me was the man I had just described. My stomach started to sink. I managed to stammer, oh, not you. I think I totally saved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

I left the area. That's Todd in Witchita.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Todd. That's. That was. We were talking about how sometimes you'll be busy, whatever. You're in a store. I walked up into a store. I was. I walked up to this woman I thought was Kelly and said something if I thought was humorous yet provocative and turned around, it was somebody else.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised you don't walk up to mannequins and talk to them.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you said something provocative.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do. I bet you do. And you just haven't shared it yet.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I appreciate how you listen. You know, a lot of times I get right, I get smart.

[Tom Griswold]

There is, There is a place.

[Chick McGee]

Will you be my best friend?

[Tom Griswold]

There is a place about, about 10 miles north of here. And they have all these statues in the street.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while. Oh, look at those two kids playing over there. Oh, those. That's one of the statues.

[Christy Lee]

They do catch you. I've had. Yeah, yeah, they're very good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a guy in a bench reading a newspaper. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a statue.

[Willie Griswold]

One of the statues is a little girl crossing the street. And I'll tell you, I stop at that crosswalk every time.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they like, like painted to where it was?

[Willie Griswold]

I sat at that intersection for two minutes going, no, it's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they doing?

[Willie Griswold]

I, I, Yeah, I think it's silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. And there's one that has a busker.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? With a guitar?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if he ever gets money.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got to go vandalize them or

[Chick McGee]

put, put hats on him or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Well, that, Yeah, I mean, nothing, you know, hateful, just.

[Chick McGee]

No, just like a sombrero or a weasel or a fez or, you know, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a practical reason to wear a sombrero?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there. I'm sure there is.

[Christy Lee]

Your chips.

[Chick McGee]

The hot sun creeps to mind.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not an insult if I ever want.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's a Fun time.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been to a Mexican restaurant and it comes in a big sombrero?

[Chick McGee]

Of course. It's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a guy walking. Could we hire a midget to walk around with a sombrero? He can walk up and people can dip their guac into his hat.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

He. He thinks what anybody else says is insulting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the insulting thing in his head.

[Chick McGee]

He throws out insulting things all the time.

[Christy Lee]

We were just having fun.

[Willie Griswold]

And your brain is so deeply problematic. You think there's a little person walking around with guacamole on a hat?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I would like.

[Willie Griswold]

By the way, it would be a good time, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You do not have to speak Spanish. That is open it up to more people. Short of stanza.

[Willie Griswold]

Queso one's got a lotte in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hilarious. Could you send over the. Could you sit over the guy with the queso hat?

[Christy Lee]

I love queso.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know. Yes, thanks. I can thank Greg Warren, comedian, for this. Greg and I are big fans of iced tea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're also critics of iced tea. Yeah. Flavored iced tea. I will not attend your restaurant anymore. So he told me that the best iced tea out there is Chipotle.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yes. I went to sauce. I decided to go to Chipotle to get Finn some stuff. She'd been sick all week and all she wanted was that little bowl with brown rice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Chicken and.

[Tom Griswold]

And queso. They had no brown rice and no queso. But I did get the tea, which was great. Thank you. So all is good with the world. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is especially, I think, for you, John.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I am from a family of six, writes Bill to prevent fights. Our mother would collect all the prizes from cereal boxes. When they came with toys, she would put them in six unmarked paper bags and we would blindly choose which bag we wanted. This kind of sounds like your situation in which. Didn't your mother just take them all and give them to you at Christmas time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It was sad and sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She also numbered Christmas presents and on Christmas morning we had the master list one through whatever. That way we didn't know which box to shake. Trying to figure out what was inside.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom did a similar thing where she would not put the gifts that my parents would give us. Not the Santa ones.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

They were not labeled.

[Christy Lee]

She had probably different wrapping paper for each boy, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Or she claims that she had some sort of marking on each that we never Saw.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So she had it figured out.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that's from her experience marking cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Marking cards, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Just playing with a deck of marked cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know your mother was a world class gambler. She was a shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cindy Jaws Arnold they called her.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys say card shark or card sharp Shark?

[Tom Griswold]

Shark.

[Chick McGee]

I always said shark, but I understand it is sharp. I guess it can be either.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it started, I think it started as sharp and then. And became shark and then. Yeah, both are totally correct.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea. Thank you for learning.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that weird?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll finally on this show this year, the first thing we've learned.

[Josh Arnold]

Shark is way cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And speaking of sharks, the guy on Shark Tank is in that movie Marty supreme and he's terrific. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kevin o' Leary does a pretty good job.

[Tom Griswold]

He's really good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, when I was watching the movie, I, I, I couldn't figure who that was. But he's got a, a tube on.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great tube too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that. He's terrific in that. Almost as good as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys in Landman. That's a, I, that's, Have you seen that, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

I have not.

[Tom Griswold]

It was, that's, that's in the first season. I want to say there's a great scene where Jerry Jones playing Jerry Jones and he's, I mean often in movies it's pretty stiff when someone comes in, he's really good.

[Willie Griswold]

See, Ace, this is why we don't want him to watch shows after Sanford and Son because then we have to do this. We're talking about Landman now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm done now. I want, real quick, I want to say that a Tim Cavanaugh, comedian is doing a special benefit at the Wausau School Foundation. It's at the Jefferson street location. This and just go to the foundation wsd.org for ticket information for the Wausau School foundation in Wausau. Coming up this Friday night on Jefferson street at the Jefferson Street Inn, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That should be really cool. And help raise some money for some great funds for these schools. Tim is a former school teacher, so that's near and dear to him right now. I want to talk to you about those credit cards. You may have found out they work really well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then if you're, they're working too well for you, maybe you've built up a lot of debt.

[Chick McGee]

Debt.

[Tom Griswold]

And you are paying probably more than 20% interest. For that privilege. So this happened to a friend of mine and it can be really serious because all of a sudden all your money is going just to cover the debt and things are getting pretty bad. Well, now this works for some people. If you own a house, your home may have a lot of equity in it. Especially in the last few years, the average home in the United States has gone up dramatically in value. So it might be a time to finish, to consider finishing off those debts on your credit cards by doing a little bit of a refi on the house. The experts in this are the folks at American Financing. So and by the way, just to give you an example, if you start today, you might be able to delay two mortgage payments and have an average savings of about $800 a month. And the idea is you knock out the credit card debt, you refinance, you pay off that debt and to get up a new program set up for you so that you can make the monthly payments and ideally shred the credit cards. Get all the details from folks who know what they're Talking about at americanfinancing.net bobandtom that's americanfinancing.net BobandTom NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumeraccess.org APR for rates in the 5 start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers, call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit americanfinancing.net BobAndTom thanks for listening to

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the News Center. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold's here. Hey, there's Josh. Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just reviewing some of our mail. All right, all right, I want to reach us. It's bob and [e-mail]. coming up. Is sports broadcast with a Chick McGee or reasonable facsimile, including a great world record from the theorangeinsouls.com sports desk? You're not ducking in this world record.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't even looked. But my initial knee jerk is

[Josh Arnold]

this

[Chick McGee]

isn't even involving a human.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a cute animal?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, robot. It's a terrifying robot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's a robot.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a terrifying robot.

[Chick McGee]

It's a terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

A robot.

[Chick McGee]

Are you robot or robot?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm now robot.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Robot sounds like an animal.

[Chick McGee]

I think people in the know say robot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like a robot and a rabbit got together.

[Josh Arnold]

But mechanized.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Robot.

[Tom Griswold]

So I was at a concert on Saturday night.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me everything. Don't leave anything out.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was surprised to see that you went to GUAR Yeah, you know

[Chick McGee]

what GUAR stands for? God, what an awful racket.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not go to that one. Oh, okay, you missed a tribute to the great soul music of the 60s, 70s, 80s, and more. You did what?

[Chick McGee]

Are you working for another station?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's one of the guys.

[Chick McGee]

Classic hits of today, tomorrow and in the future.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a great show. One of the guys from Straight no Chaser. Terrific. Anyway, in the middle of the show, my. My phone goes off.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it didn't ring.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I hope. It was quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a. A photograph of what looked like someone had taken a machete and sliced a wild rabbit in half.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. All right.

[Christy Lee]

The hell are you doing over there?

[Tom Griswold]

It was on our driveway.

[Chick McGee]

And so it sounds like somebody taught something, a lesson coyote.

[Tom Griswold]

But apparently he'd somehow severed it into two pieces. And I texted back, just leave it out there. Don't take the dogs anywhere near it. I'll take care of it when I get home. And I got one. About 10 minutes later, it's gone.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the coyote.

[Willie Griswold]

Coyotes will finish the job, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard tell coyotes are the great white sharks of Suburbia.

[Tom Griswold]

They are where I live.

[Chick McGee]

You should probably watch out.

[Tom Griswold]

Took out, you know, my one neighbor, my friend's dog, it took out his dog. You gotta be careful. They're everywhere. And I don't know why. It's a big year for coyotes, but they're a couple of big ones in my neighborhood. And I live in a very.

[Christy Lee]

We're right in the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not in much of a rural area.

[Josh Arnold]

One in my neighborhood is so annoying. Always painting tunnels on the side of my house, hanging anvils from my trees.

[Christy Lee]

I hate that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Dropping rocks from an overhang.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I made this. I said this other day, he's a wily guy. The only reason any of us know what an anvil is is because of cartoons.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I guess you see him in black, you know, any. Any sort of old western where they're blacksmithing and stuff. But yeah, of course, it's the first

[Tom Griswold]

places I remember the first time I saw one.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember being baffled as to what they were and why.

[Chick McGee]

Do you hear what Tom said when he saw one?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean the first time you saw one in real life? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. There's an anvil.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the same place where I saw that. Where the guy could take a stick and carve it into a pair of pliers. Remember I told you about that?

[Chick McGee]

It was a weekend show at the. Some fairgrounds, right? No, it was. It was a woodworking.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a school. School trip.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Mr. Whittler or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, this guy. This guy would take. Last time I mentioned, this solid block of wood. A whole bunch of people had been to the same farm in the middle of Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy would whittle and he'd take it and it would actually functioning with a hinge, player, pliers.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it six hours? How long did he do it?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy did it all day long.

[Chick McGee]

It was talking 30 seconds. Like 30 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Did you just stand there and watch this guy all day?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. That was just one of the many attractions. Then it was. Then there was the guy with the anvil. And I'm going, wow, an anvil. I've only seen those in cartoons.

[Willie Griswold]

What an exciting day for you.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a blacksmith.

[Chick McGee]

But to be fair, I don't think the wooden pliers, you really couldn't tighten or loosen anything with those.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the notion is that he could take one piece of wood and have a hinge in it. But still, I'd like to see you do it.

[Chick McGee]

They're Worthless.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the name of that one blacksmith? A will. Does he have anything new coming out?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tommy Show. That was a very fine piece.

[Willie Griswold]

Jaden came out a while ago. He's old now.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to your show and I started welding at the age of 16.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

How that.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they simultaneously. He began his welding training and he.

[Chick McGee]

You can write your own ticket. You can weld, man.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

That was 24 years ago. I've been welding, listening to your show ever since. Well, that's nice. My wife, Perrin. I love you, Cassie. We met each other.

[Chick McGee]

Cassie with the classy assy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Dane, I guess I can't read the letter now.

[Willie Griswold]

He didn't say it was unclassy.

[Chick McGee]

Cassie with the classy ass. And you know what? She's sassy. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you want to do it? You want to do a rhyme with Dane so he feels.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope that classy assy ain't gassy.

[Willie Griswold]

Otherwise I'll pass it.

[Chick McGee]

But you know what? I'm kind of into that.

[Willie Griswold]

You like a gassy girl, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Dane, if you get a chance, you might want to come over here and weld. Weld the axle of Josh's car into the tires.

[Josh Arnold]

He welds every day. Sunday Weld Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Weld Monday. Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on.

[Josh Arnold]

I got this.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. From one of my favorite movies. Tuesday Weld.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

In the movie Dog Soldiers. Oh, they didn't call it Dog Soldiers.

[Josh Arnold]

They called it who'll Stop the Rain.

[Tom Griswold]

Who Stop the Rain? Great movie. That was the novel it was based on.

[Chick McGee]

Of course it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I read that. Of course. Are you familiar with books?

[Chick McGee]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They're very.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very good, are they not, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I love books.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't mean to start a fight. I just wanted to get a silly Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

The only good book. The only good books of burning book.

[Tom Griswold]

Write that down. Down. I have a picture of my daughter in front of the sign. What is it? Barnes and Nobles. We loved banned books. That's very, very good. Very good. Let's see now. Oh, one day I could not think of the word for clock.

[Chick McGee]

Is this still classy Sassy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is Dane.

[Chick McGee]

But Cassie's his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

His wife is Sassy. Classy Sassy.

[Pat Godwin]

We got him doing it.

[Chick McGee]

We got him doing it.

[Pat Godwin]

He's rolling his eyes from Tallahassee.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, Tallahassee.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun.

[Willie Griswold]

It's D. Listens to the show. He knows the kind of madness going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Here. He's having a good time.

[Chick McGee]

I'll mark my words. We'll get a letter tomorrow from. Dang going. Cassie is so into her classy assy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see where it was. Oh, he couldn't think of the word for clock so we ended up referring to it as a time pie. I Dane, I am with you there. I look right now I'm looking at our time pie because I like an analog clock. And the. And it looks like we're half a slice late. We're just a itty bitty late for this, for this break.

[Chick McGee]

Itty bitty bunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the story we had last year about the. The kids in England were taking those whatever important exams and they only had analog clocks and they didn't know. They couldn't figure out what time it was.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they had never been taught how to read a clock.

[Josh Arnold]

The home of Big Ben. That's a big road in St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Big bend. I imagine as a porn star in

[Josh Arnold]

one of your films, it really is a long road.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a guy with a bend in his. They call him Big Ben.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we'll try to get the show back on the track when we return to these the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee over here at the Orange and Souls sports desk. Hello. Tom is amusing himself, which I'm very happy.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom would say he's tickled pink.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

About something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I was just. I've got a. All these random papers shoved at me and I, I just looked up and. Mike. Mark, I Just brought this in for my amusement, I guess. I'll show you all I have. Notice there's no text. It's just a headline line. Yeah, my. Okay. And, Josh, would you care to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. I'll take a look.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You can see why I'd be chuckling having seen that. That's all I have is that I'm

[Josh Arnold]

gonna read it aloud, and I have not pre read this. Cool. So I'm just gonna go with it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Man bleeds to death in downtown Los Angeles after reportedly cutting off his penis.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

And there is.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no story.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whole deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, I guess that is. That's the story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what else do you need to.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess this is if. If you're having a bad day. Look, it's not that bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Josh Arnold]

Worse.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got a nice letter here

[Josh Arnold]

that this could be in downtown Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This comes to us from egm. Good morning, y'. All. Morning. You'll recall that's the name of a television program. Where is that show?

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Christy Lee]

And Tyler, Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. You know, you're having a good day. When. And we were talking about this last week, Josh, you came in, you had a particularly. You know, you knew it was going to be a good day because the

[Josh Arnold]

last of my cereal coincided perfectly with the last of the milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Willie Griswold]

I. I had the opposite of that. I've got the cold brew, I've got the milk, and I was trying to make my little morning coffee, and I

[Josh Arnold]

had the wrong ratio.

[Willie Griswold]

It ruined my day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Willie Griswold]

So I'm glad that you got the opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

And there is kind of an infinity cycle that does take place when the cereal gets a little. Doesn't have enough milk, so you add milk, but then it's got too much. You add more cereal, and you just keep going.

[Josh Arnold]

McGee has been. He's been lost in a wee.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the McGee effect?

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, I got to get back to this bowl of cereal. Can we pick this up, please?

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? You decide not to have dinner. You know, you're by yourself, whatever the situation might be, and you decide to just have some cereal, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the cereal just the way you like it. You. You pour the milk on. The phone rings, and it's her. Gotta answer.

[Christy Lee]

You know, these are on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just saying. Has this ever happened to you, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Stay down. Christy, don't don't join me, Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Has ever happened to you agree with.

[Christy Lee]

This isn't.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, it's not like you have a sweet spot of a few minutes. The cereal is going to be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, noggy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm more concerned with the sentence and you get the cereal just. Just the way you like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the right.

[Chick McGee]

How is that. How tough is that? Cereal? Milk, Pam.

[Josh Arnold]

And the way you said it's her.

[Willie Griswold]

Like she's such a villain.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you got. You've got the right bowl.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the sugar on it. You got the cereals mixed together that you, like.

[Christy Lee]

Go to voicemail and call her back

[Chick McGee]

after you eat, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there have to be repercussions for that.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that doesn't happen.

[Chick McGee]

At some point, she should be, like, not your arch enemy, maybe. I'm just saying she's a.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the kids in some exotic place.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, it's her. How did she get in the house? So I asked her to move in. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

The old trope used to be, dinner's ready. You got it. Perfect. Everybody finally gets settled, sits down, the phone rings. It's a salesman, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, used to be, but now it's her.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just trying to give an example.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about, Patty.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you ever just have cereal for dinner? Every once in a while.

[Chick McGee]

You know, get it just the way you like it.

[Tom Griswold]

And my daughter heart has cereal for dinner almost. If she doesn't want what we've made, she has cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

So virtually, you're doing her no favors.

[Chick McGee]

No, none at all. Because someone did that to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Prepared for the world.

[Chick McGee]

And look what we've arrived at.

[Willie Griswold]

You think I'm a nightmare. These kids are gonna stink.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. Well, I was trying to get back to our letter from ejm.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's gonna be.

[Chick McGee]

Am I not supposed to just. I'm supposed to ignore the fact this guy needs to be identified by three letters?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's. This isn't. I assume this was Tom's way of not actually saying his name.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just signed ejm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Eric Murphy. It says that.

[Josh Arnold]

Eric Greg Murphy.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Right there on the top.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought perhaps he didn't want to be identified.

[Chick McGee]

You tell him, Eric.

[Tom Griswold]

My bad. He goes coffee on the farm at 9am that does sound good.

[Josh Arnold]

You're up a little late for a farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume he's done his chores.

[Willie Griswold]

He's a chill farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

He's out there. There again. I've got on my daylight pile. I'm gonna have Eric and Dane arrive together.

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget Cassie.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the one that called Cassie the Sassy assy.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember. Eric and Dane can arrive together. But Eric Dane can't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you and Pat go into the hallway and discuss recently dead celebrities.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. You're the one who brought up Eric D.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. You did.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a letter from Dane who's married to classy chassis assy.

[Chick McGee]

Cassie. Cassie with the sassy.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again we're talking about how Eric has a great day. Your coffee on the farm at 9am Go shopping at Walmart by 11. Nice. Check out on the radio. Ozzy Crazy Train pizza for lunch. Oh nice. My daughter got 225 points at fun Zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She did.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So far this sounds like hell on earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I spent two hours at Urban Air over the weekend. Urban Air?

[Christy Lee]

Urban Air.

[Tom Griswold]

Well it's not. Well I was there.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't make the joke you want to know. Do not make the joke you want to do.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't. Never mind. It's like a trampoline guy slide down the wire.

[Chick McGee]

It used to be called Ghetto Jump. Isn't that right? Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No it's you know zip lines and all kinds of cool stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of an adventure park.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's. But 225 points at fun Zone. That's a great day. I understand for 50,000 points you can get a 50s vintage transistor radio at a lot of these places.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

He says happy late birthday to the best show ever. Well, thank you. From Austin, Minnesota. The home of Paul Bunyan, Stevie Ray. Spamtown, usa.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh okay.

[Christy Lee]

You guys have been there haven't you?

[Josh Arnold]

We have. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You guys took the tour right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. For some reason I didn't remember the name Austin.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Know there are some days the only thing that It's Spam that. That'll make a day.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A can of Spam.

[Josh Arnold]

It really can.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

He mentioned something. Yesterday was your birthday. The Bob and Tom show birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

It was March 8th.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. No cake.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't think it counts if it's on a weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. All right. Well thank you. I didn't realize it was. I forgot about that. Well, thank you very much. Now, coming up, an odd story from friend of the show, Jeff Daniels about a sandwich that he likes to prepare.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

And then I looked up a list of favorite celebrity sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

I color me on the edge of my seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Coincidentally, I saw a video of Jeff Daniels talking about his favorite.

[Christy Lee]

It was a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gone viral.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll play one of Jeff's songs that he did here in the studio and discuss important sandwiches. Now. But should we maybe go around the room now before we have time to taint this with the celebrity sandwiches?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee, what's your favorite sandwich?

[Christy Lee]

My favorite sandwich would be a grilled turkey and cheese sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds good.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty tasty. What kind of cheese?

[Christy Lee]

I usually go with a white cheddar or Havarti.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Havarti makes your party. That's right, Josh, your favorite sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Peanut butter and jelly. Jelly white bread, smooth peanut butter, grape jelly.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, man. They're going to the point, Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Philly cheesesteak, Italian beef or a banh mi. I gotta go top three. Big sandwich guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the last one?

[Willie Griswold]

Banh mi. It's a Vietnamese sandwich. It is delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

What's in it?

[Willie Griswold]

It'll have like pork. It's on a French bread.

[Chick McGee]

It's all the.

[Willie Griswold]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

Your favorite sandwich is Vietnamese sandwich.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a good sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you're saying? And who's after what we've been.

[Josh Arnold]

Before you eat upon me, you have to open it up, make sure there's not a rare blade.

[Chick McGee]

Who's your. Who's your father again? I. I forget. Oh, yeah, that's right, you don't.

[Willie Griswold]

You like up on me and I like to get fought on the side.

[Chick McGee]

And then I only like if it's flown in from Paris, then I'll eat it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin, your favorite sandwich.

[Pat Godwin]

The cheesesteak. Yeah. Provolone and onions.

[Tom Griswold]

Great pepper, too. Steak, cheesesteak, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

The boar's head, Cajun turkey. Any cheese? And maybe some horseradish, maybe some mayo.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think I would go with a. With a BLT with avocado.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the California blt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Avocado. It's automatically California.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, my dad, of course, was peanut butter and bacon.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody asked.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I bring that up because that's also one of the. One of the famous people was a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Elvis.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder how they made that.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever done the peanut butter and bacon?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, Wasn't that the big.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Elvis. No, Elvis was peanut butter and banana. Yeah. And the big secret was you make it with toast. You make the sandwich with toast, then you deep fry it in butter.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you, you have your cardiologist on the hotline, and he comes over and does the bypass. We'll be talking about great sandwiches. And what do you have coming up in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we've got Ryan Blaney wins the NASCAR event. NFL's free agency period starts at noon. It's gonna really start happening. Trent McDuffie is the highest paid cornerback in of the National Football League. And we're going to talk about robots.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Lots and lots of robots.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yo.

[Tom Griswold]

Is our car gal.

[Christy Lee]

I was looking at a new one over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

What were you doing?

[Christy Lee]

I was looking at cars over the weekend again. Well, we have a car that he said we could trade in if we wanted to get a new car.

[Tom Griswold]

This is your man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So now I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, we're at 10,000 miles. I think we're way past you.

[Chick McGee]

You know the best thing to do instead of change the oil has just changed the car.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not my Tucson.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we know you would never do

[Tom Griswold]

that because you, we determined you have had more cars than any of us. And when I first met you, you were getting a car a year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not anymore. Not, not my daily driver. My daily driver is my Hyundai Tucson hybrid. And I will, I love it. And you will love it, too. And you know what? Hyundai has a getaway sales event going on right now. So if you don't believe me, go to the dealer and check it out. Out. And not only is the Tucson on sale, so is the Santa Fe or the Santa Fe hybrid or the Elantra. If you're into a sedan, it's loaded with the latest in technology. They're beautiful cars. They run so smoothly. And if you're an electric person, the Ionic, Ionic 5 and Ionic 9 are awesome as well.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're an English major, the Ionic pentameter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Okay, please get to your local Hyundai dealer. Stop laughing or you laugh.

[Willie Griswold]

The more he talks about letting Christy do the ad. We know Shakespeare.

[Tom Griswold]

We know not all idiots in here.

[Christy Lee]

You'll get a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com and listen to these knuckleheads.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to me. I, I, I. I've got a, a friend of mine who is a. He's A car guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's. He has swapped over, he has left. He's left behind. He's one of these new cars every year, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And he jumped onto the Hyundai fence.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on the Hyundai thing. Said it's the best car he's ever had. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give him a test drive. They got it. They call it the getaway sales event. Not because they're suggesting you become a getaway driver for bank robbers, but you'll feel like. How about, I can get out of this. Watch this. You'll feel like you've robbed the bank.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't really work, does it?

[Josh Arnold]

I would have watched you do that, but I was too busy watching Chick shake his hand.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta check out. Sometimes you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we got more. We got. We got more letters and Pat. When we come back. Song. Okay, Okay. I want you to play the song about. About receding hairlines.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I will do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because we have scrotal news coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bomb and Tom Show.

[Announcer 1]

Square Up, a new podcast from Andre Berto.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on, man? It's Andre Berto, two time world champ

[Announcer 1]

behind the scene of life as a professional boxer.

[Tom Griswold]

People want to see more.

[Willie Griswold]

They want to see who you are as a fighter.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, the time is now.

[Chick McGee]

I really wanted to do that. Sit down from a fighter's perspective.

[Josh Arnold]

Find out what it really means to

[Announcer 1]

be a fighter inside and outside the ring.

[Tom Griswold]

This fight game is such a roller coaster. Square up, follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have another letter? Are we ready for sports? Oh, I know I do have a letter. I'm sorry. We promised a song. Do your letter, then we'll get to the song.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Without going into too much detail, I'll soon be experiencing the night of a thousand waterfalls. Oh, I'm only 37, so I'm a bit young for this procedure. It's just precautionary. But I'd be lying if I said I'm not a little nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the colonoscopy, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Night of a Thousand Waterfalls. Keep it to yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the night before the colonoscopy.

[Chick McGee]

Any tips and positive vibes you can send my way would be much appreciated. Thank you, Daniel, for sending you plenty of vibes. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's very easy, man.

[Chick McGee]

It's the best sleep you're ever going to get.

[Josh Arnold]

You got this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's the. The preparation for the colonoscopy used to be pretty rough. You had to drink this massive jug of that weird stuff. Now it's. The last time I did it, it was just like a regular cup of coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

And it was not great coffee, but a cup of coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was easy to get down. And I remember the doctor said in about 30 minutes the evacuation process will begin. And I mean, it was 30 minutes to the second and. Yeah. And then you get a nice little rest and get yourself checked out. Very important stuff. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're doing the right thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But by all means, get that done now. Pat, we had a story last week about. We get one of these about every six months. Someone claims that they have discussed. Discovered the cure for baldness. And in this case, it was some, I don't know, scientific genetic gene therapy or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was out of Japan that they. They could have bald guys grow their own hair back.

[Christy Lee]

But it worked on mice. We don't know if it works on people yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. And it wasn't a surgical procedure, it wasn't invasive, but it would. Who knows if it'll ever come to fruition. But you have a tribute to this now.

[Josh Arnold]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Tommy came from Cleveland, Ohio, went to FLA to be on the radio. He gained lots of fans but lost some hair. The land is near, you know where he says, hey, Dare, take a walk on the bald side. Hey, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a walk on the bald side. Josh came from St. Louis, Missouri. I started a Bob and Tom all big and furry.

[Tom Griswold]

Furry.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom teases him. Josh is stares. Work here a while, you'll lose your hair. Hey, man, take a walk on the bald side. Sounds like a sex move. Hey, man, take a walk in the bald side. And the white guys sing. They go,

[Tom Griswold]

do.

[Pat Godwin]

I came from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Tom tells the whole wide world I'm in a. It's another anonymous. I tell him stop. He says, I'm drunk right now and thin on top. I say, hey there, Tom, Take a walk on the bald side. That's not for air. Tommy G. Take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing.

[Tom Griswold]

They Go.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Have a problem?

[Josh Arnold]

What. What problem do you have? I wanted to sing too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh

[Tom Griswold]

well that's a.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just change girls to boy we're an awkward land. Is that one that's still getting played, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, it does.

[Pat Godwin]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because there's. There are a couple. They've added it out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you mean the Tribe Called Quest song they Sam Rates.

[Pat Godwin]

They added that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I meant that there are certain songs like Can I Kick it Money for nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They took a line out of that. That doesn't that I have the cd.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll never take it from me. I can sing it as much as I want.

[Chick McGee]

Sing it as much now.

[Tom Griswold]

At this point in the program we like to walk over there and to the wild side of sports. At the orange insoles.com sports desk, it's Jim McGee.

[Chick McGee]

The NFL's free agency period starts today at noon. So we've had some preemptive signings. One of them the created the highest paid cornerback ever in the history of the NFL. I'm saying cornerback. This is on defense. He is Trent McDuffie from the Chiefs of the Rams. He gets four years, $124 million and everything. Somebody hold Christy for a second. She's very edge rusher Trey Hendrickson, six time Pro bowl wide receiver Mike Evans, super bowl MVP Kenneth Walker. Those guys should be looking for new teams. Those are the rumors. Kurt Cousins maybe going to a new team. Also Kyler Murray might be out of Arizona and going to a new football club. And that brings us to stupid world record. A Chinese tech company has achieved the Guinness world record for the longest journey walked by a humanoid robot or a robot created by Agibot Innovation technology company. I'm guessing agile and robot not agitating Agibot.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

The robot walked over just over 66 miles and it took him 56 hours. The Ajibot A2 robot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh God bless you.

[Chick McGee]

Was not guided by a human and was not being controlled remotely during the record breaking journey.

[Tom Griswold]

So how cool is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a loose walking robot with a.

[Chick McGee]

With a digital screen for a face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The robot can wink and make other facial expressions to the stunned people who saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean wouldn't you. If you're. You're at the mall and a robot walks by, wouldn't you be a little bit terrified?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he was walking in the mall, was he?

[Tom Griswold]

He walked 66 miles. Odds are he came up on a mall.

[Christy Lee]

Where did he walk from too? Where Was.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't say that. Doesn't say anything about where you.

[Tom Griswold]

I took that out because I. I knew he wouldn't be able to read the words. They're too complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

He outdoors.

[Chick McGee]

You know your reader, Tom. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate it. Okay. He walked. He walked from Jingy Lake.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's mispronounced.

[Tom Griswold]

Sue's who.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that. That sounds like a TV commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

Sue's who?

[Tom Griswold]

I say I Sue. Sue's who. He walked to Bund in Shanghai. Ah. B, U, N, D. The Bund, it's called. We have a picture of this guy, the.

[Jess Hooker]

Boo.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

There he goes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at the ass on that thing. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's thick. Damn, it's got nice thighs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thick thighs save lives, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can see in the right. There's the screen on his face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought the guy on the left was a robot. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very realistic.

[Tom Griswold]

You like his name?

[Josh Arnold]

I would. Would you try to fight it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You'd try to fight that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would try to fight it. That's my. I don't know what that says about me. I. I look at it, my first instinct is to go fight it.

[Christy Lee]

Would you just knock it down?

[Chick McGee]

There's videos all over the. I guess they call it the Internet. Yeah. Soccer robot. Teams of soccer robots playing soccer, like D aside or whatever. And they're. They're doing reasonably well. I guess they're kicking.

[Tom Griswold]

But aren't those being controlled, though, by someone up in the stands?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The interesting thing about this is it's. There's no. It's just on its own zone, just walking. So obviously. And it appears to be in an urban setting, so it's obviously avoiding.

[Christy Lee]

Does it have to walk in a straight line? Can it make turns? Can it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I imagine it can go up

[Tom Griswold]

and down, walk in straight lines, recite the Alphabet backwards.

[Josh Arnold]

How do we know it didn't cheat and hail the cab halfway through? Yeah,

[Willie Griswold]

I know the guys at Waymo, they'll help me out with this.

[Tom Griswold]

I need orange incels. My feet are hurt. Next time, could we take an Uber? I think it's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The humanoid robots. Remember the ones we had earlier this year? And the. The two Russian guys, they. They brought it out and the thing fell over right away.

[Christy Lee]

Planet. It was so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how would you like to know you're dead? You're like that. They fell over and the other two guys looked at each other and Went well. We're dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

We're going to a prison camp somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Maybe we can bunk, you know, it

[Chick McGee]

was good while it lasted.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear. I hear Putin was watching. Oh, yeah, we're. We're screwed. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We turn to Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

A late night appearance by Jeff Daniels has gone viral after the actor revealed the unusual ingredients in his favorite sandwich. Daniels told Stephen Colbert his perfect sandwich involves taking a piece of pita bread, spreading a quarter inch of peanut butter on one end half. He then crunches up a handful of ruffles brand cheddar and sour cream potato chips, sprinkles them onto the peanut butter before drizzling barbecue sauce on top, preferably Sweet Baby James and folding it over Sweet Baby Ray. I think it's Sweet Baby Ray's, but here he says James. So maybe it's a different Sweet Baby

[Tom Griswold]

Race is the name of a barbecue. Oh, God, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet Baby James is not.

[Chick McGee]

James is James Taylor. He doesn't have the barbecue sauce that I'm aware of.

[Christy Lee]

Daniel said of the concoction, it's like visiting three countries at once and they're all in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, and sounds like America.

[Josh Arnold]

America. America.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What three countries would.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, PETA might be Greece, but maybe. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the barbecue sauce might be America.

[Josh Arnold]

America, as are the chips and the peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato chips.

[Chick McGee]

Peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

So what's the third country, Jeff?

[Christy Lee]

Call him up and ask him.

[Tom Griswold]

We can do that. We can. I wanted to play one of his songs, but I do have a list. Did I give you the list of celebrity sandwiches?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you did.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all got that. I was almost late for work reading it. I got lost in it at home.

[Pat Godwin]

It was exciting.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. What is Debra Messing like? I can't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

Deborah Messing. Let's see if she's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet she's a big Polish sausage girl. She deep throat that baby all day

[Josh Arnold]

long, but she's a sloppy roast beef.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Hey, that's hanging out of you.

[Announcer 1]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Her nickname is steakums.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Elton John likes a cheese and tomato sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he doesn't. I bet there's something else.

[Willie Griswold]

He likes cheese and tomato. Is it the cheese cold? What a texture nightmare that sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know. Barbra Streisand turkey on rye with coleslaw and Russian dressing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, do that. It's not a no pork for Barbara.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like a pastrami sandwich with turkey instead, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds pretty good. What do they call those? They're a turkey Reuben. There's another name for the turkey Reuben.

[Christy Lee]

My husband likes our turkey Reuben.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what they call a Lenny.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a Lenny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Paul McCartney. As you can imagine, his is a veggie bagel with Marmite hummus, cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles and honey mustard.

[Josh Arnold]

That's chaos.

[Tom Griswold]

Marmite is one. What?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Something they sell in health food stores. That's all I know.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like I had an Australian camp counselor when I was a kid. He always had Marmite and Vegemite. It's like a salty spread.

[Josh Arnold]

I never. It has to be acquired because I've tried both and I didn't care for either.

[Willie Griswold]

I pretended to like it one summer. I would do it with toast all the time. It's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it did grow on you. Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Little butter on there a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hang on. I have a follow up. You pretended to like Vegemite sandwich.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, when you're.

[Tom Griswold]

What was.

[Chick McGee]

What was her name?

[Willie Griswold]

No, no, it was.

[Chick McGee]

I had a. Some Australian girl.

[Willie Griswold]

It was my cool Australian counselor Josh. I was like, I want to be like Josh. Different Josh. Want to be like you too, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of a similar sandwich, in a way is Peyton Manning's favorite. A club with ham, turkey, bacon, Swiss, American cheese and honey mustard.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's tasty.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the winner though is Ryan Gosling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ryan Gosling is an ice cream sandwich shoved up.

[Josh Arnold]

I've imagined this

[Chick McGee]

just, just, just Duncan

[Tom Griswold]

to fit right in. The Cuban sandwich. A favorite of Emily Blunt.

[Willie Griswold]

Imagine love a Cuban sandwich.

[Pat Godwin]

They are great.

[Christy Lee]

Katie Couric, she likes peanut butter and bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like my dad.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter and bacon.

[Chick McGee]

Katie Couric's your father.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That was my. I told you that was my dad's favorite sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Snoop Dogg. Guess what he likes pot.

[Josh Arnold]

Being an accomplice to murder. Let's never forget while smoking pot.

[Christy Lee]

Fried bologna.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Wanna make chick mad?

[Chick McGee]

Dang on it. I like the fried below. And I would watch this.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I know you have a tip about frying for. I'm gonna have a fried bologna sandwich. But please go over that tip again. So I. I'll tell you, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say this was a midnight. This was a slice of bologna.

[Willie Griswold]

Midnight.

[Tom Griswold]

You take a pair of scissors, you make A little. A half inch cut at. At 12 o', clock, 6 o', clock, 3 o', clock o'.

[Pat Godwin]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

And then to be. Just to be different at 8:00'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that'll keep it from doming in the middle of you saying that.

[Willie Griswold]

Ace yawned. I laughed so hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody have baloney in their house right now?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't, by God. I get home, I'm going to have some. I tell you that when we were

[Willie Griswold]

on vacation, I got like a. It's like a New Jersey kind of sandwich called a pork roll. It's like a big New Jersey thing. And I had 12 days in a row. And I really. The grocery store I go to hashtag has them and I go, am I really gonna get just a roll of ham? And every morning I make myself a sandwich. I haven't done it yet.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not ready.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not ready to yet. I ate Philly cheesesteaks for like three weeks. And one of my girlfriends came over and she was like, how often are you eating these? And I was like, every day. And she would stop doing this. You can't eat Philly cheesesteaks every day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's similar to some of your dad's eating habits.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I get.

[Willie Griswold]

When I get on something, I just want to keep going. I want to play that song until I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice, Willie, but have you ever had a bowl of cereal and you get it just the way you like it? The cereal and the milk, you know?

[Willie Griswold]

And then what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

The perfect cereal.

[Chick McGee]

The perfect cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

We're calling it the McGee, that's what.

[Chick McGee]

Why? What? Don't drag me into that.

[Tom Griswold]

You were the one that's brought it up. Oh, I have a question.

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

What's Sweet Baby Leo's sauce? What is that?

[Christy Lee]

Sweet Baby Rays. I can't believe.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a really good barbecue sauce.

[Christy Lee]

Where have you been?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had it.

[Chick McGee]

I can't find.

[Tom Griswold]

And there must have been been an error in that news story, because I got that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you said.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I think it's my favorite of the store bought.

[Christy Lee]

I agree. Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet Baby Jim meme.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's only because you haven't had Jack's barbecue sauce from Nashville, Tennessee. I have it shipped in once a month. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

I have not tried that. I drank a. I. I drink a bottle every morning and a bottle every night. It's that good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, barbecue sauce is essentially jelly you know, in a way. So it match. It goes with the peanut butter. Butter so good. It's got a sweetness to it.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a number of, probably you can't even count the number of celebrities that have their own barbecue sauces.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine James Taylor with water. I've tasted fire and my tongue's in pain.

[Christy Lee]

So you've never seen this anywhere in the stores or anything? There it is on the screen.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those in my refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's one of those in my refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I would think because everybody, everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

I never even looked at it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

It's this generation's KC masterpiece.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Well, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's a very good. That's a very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's coming up in the news? Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about silicone testicle covers. We're going to talk about scrofill and a nipple story.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good to know. We will be here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I hope you'll be here with us. Us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer 1]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, bobandtom.com

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in. Josh, Harold, Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Now beardless. Yes, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. McGee. A couple things. We were talking about this viral video of actor Jeff Daniels, and Jeff's a friend of the show. Great actor.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your favorite role of his?

[Tom Griswold]

There's so many, you know, I, this is going to, to, I, I'll go both directions. Dumb and Dumber. He's great in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I know. You're a Something Wild fan.

[Tom Griswold]

That's terrific. One of my favorite movies of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is great.

[Tom Griswold]

And he is. That's one of his relatively early films. But yeah, he's, he's just great in everything.

[Josh Arnold]

You got your purple Rosa Cairo.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go tv. I'm gonna go to News Night on.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure was incredible in that the

[Chick McGee]

first episode, his opening model May.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I, I watched the series he was in. It took place in the Rust Belt and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? I forget what it was called.

[Chick McGee]

Godless. Godless. Godless, Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember the name, but I saw trailers. Wasn't it called Rust?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it might have been just called Rust.

[Chick McGee]

Couple Emmy Awards.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. I hope they make more arachnophobia. In any event, Terms of Endearment, Jeff Daniels, no argument. A great actor and he's also a musician and he came in here with his guitar and this is a song that. Well, I'm just gonna let it play. And if, if you don't like it, that's, that's your problem.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, my cigarette got wasted in a black cracked ash tree. It just burned away. Damn the dim lights in this hell hole bar. Just another lonely end to another lonely day. Ten vodka gimlets later, now I'm having trouble trying to see. But in search of life I scan the joint nursery Bob Just McGimlet and me. When then down a bar I noticed, noticed that the last thing I am is alone. There appears to be a vine, right? A large amount of flesh surrounding very big bones. You can drink a shy girl crazy. You can drink till that good girl sins. You can even drink an ugly girl pretty. But you can drink a fat girl sins. She sits there parked there like some semi sucking back beer after beer after beer. Well, I know she must be human. Cause I can hear her breathing from way down. She's wearing size 12 pig loafers and a T shirt that says Valvoline. There must be £500 a woman inside the largest pair of Levi's I have ever seen. Well, you can drink a shy girl crazy. You can drink to that good girl sins. You can even drink an ugly girl pretty. But you can drink a fat girl thin.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Jeff Daniels, ladies and gentlemen, doing

[Josh Arnold]

an old Helen Reddy song.

[Tom Griswold]

Now in the interview, when he talks about his sandwich, Jeff Daniels sandwich has gone viral. And he talks about this unusual sandwich that he likes to make, right? And he mentions a, a hot sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Sauce.

[Christy Lee]

A barbecue sauce. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he, he may have misspoke in the actual interview. I think he calls it Sweet Baby

[Christy Lee]

James, but it's Sweet Baby Race.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet Baby James, of course, is the title of one of the great albums of all time from James Taylor. But it reminded me of this. We had a news story. This comes from USA Today a couple years ago. The makers of Texas Pete's Hot Sauce.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this? They faced a lawsuit because the product was actually made in North Carolina. Some guy got a bug up his ass about it, they say. They stated that the label uses distinctly Texan imagery. The plaintiffs were asking the court to force the T.W. garner Food Company to pay for damages and change its name.

[Christy Lee]

So crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I believe you have a tribute to this.

[Pat Godwin]

I found out I didn't. Let me try it again. I found out I'm eating sauce from Carolina. Thought I was from Texas. Do they perplex us? It's the Louisiana hot sauce made in Caroline. But I had the taste of Texas in my mind. In my mind I'm going down on Carly Simon. I rode my new wife like a Harley. Accidentally called out Carly. You know, that gal of mine kicked me from behind Because I'm going down on Carly Simon in my mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you behave yourself in.

[Tom Griswold]

We owe an apology to Mr. Taylor on several. On several levels. And of course, the lovely and super talented Carly Simon.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but let's not forget, she can shoot pool without a stick. Just. Just pushes the balls out of her mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that case was filed by California resident Philip White. Now, that bothers me even more. He lives in California.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's apparently suing on behalf of the state of Texas. Texas. Claiming that the barbecue sauce is made in North Carolina. By the way, it was thrown out of court.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I hope he spent a week in jail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, Kitty, if you were.

[Chick McGee]

I just hope he used at some point the phrase, well, where does it end? I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Where does it end?

[Tom Griswold]

The brand Texas Pete is still made in Winston Salem, North Carolina, as it has been since. Since 1929.

[Josh Arnold]

It's 80% tobacco.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's great. Thank you very much. What's coming up in the world of news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have daylight savings time in the news. A lot of people.

[Chick McGee]

What side we on?

[Josh Arnold]

You say you love it, right?

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. You want it dark all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like dark. What if you had to pick daylight savings time year round or no daylight savings time year round, what would it. You call go, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I'm going right now. We're in daylight savings time. I'm doing that because year round. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the survey last week. Yeah. Oh, the majority of people would if they had to do just one.

[Christy Lee]

65, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And I want to say. I think it's. British Columbia has just done that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. As of whatever two days ago, it's going to be. They're not going to go back to standard.

[Chick McGee]

I like both, honestly.

[Josh Arnold]

In the winter. I like when it gets dark a little early.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah, I'm on Tom's side on this. I like the commonality. We all change our clocks at the same time. You know, it's kind of fun before

[Willie Griswold]

the holiday week that. That first week where it's just dark at 4:30. It is so depressing.

[Chick McGee]

It's so wonderful, especially for you folks

[Christy Lee]

in Chicago because it gets so dark.

[Willie Griswold]

We're right there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

So sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it.

[Chick McGee]

Why even bother with sunshine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, ain't no sunshine.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean for us.

[Christy Lee]

Us.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to. When I went to bed last night, it was daylight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's why I have my new order of sleep masks. I just got my first shipment last.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not just a plain mask, I assume it's. It's got some filigree on it.

[Chick McGee]

C on one eye and an M on the other. Beautiful rhinestone and diamonds. Or is it all diamonds? I'll never tell.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you take them out of the refrigerator?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

To keep your chill.

[Chick McGee]

I don't do it for me to make my fresh look. My face look fresh. I do it for the kids. They expect a young, vital chick.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they want. You put cucumber slices in?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a little pop and then I

[Chick McGee]

put them on my eyes.

[Willie Griswold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I forget. What did you tease?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking about daylight savings.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And coffee. They go hand in hand. We're gonna talk about coffee a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fair. We have nipples in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and fellas, for equal time, we have new scrotal news. And this is. I'd never heard of this. There's yet another way to augment the scrotum with plastic surgery.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard about guys with third nipples, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

What if I had a third nipple on their scrotum?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'd be odd.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't that be.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is there a case of someone that has three testicles?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

What would you do with a guy with three testicles?

[Josh Arnold]

I would sell one to Lance Armstrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I thought you pitched to the is

[Josh Arnold]

you pitch to the elephant, you have to say balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That would help you pitch to the

[Tom Griswold]

rhinoceros and an elephant with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Walk the rhino and pitch the elephant.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I see. Okay. Okay, that. Very good. You can construct A joke out of that. If you have a good skills in editing, these remain the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer 1]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Available at your local grocery store, grocery

[Chick McGee]

store or online at athleticbrewing.com near Beer Fit for all times. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news center.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's over there running the, running the, the numbers. Yeah, yeah. There you go, Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk getting ready for March Madness to begin.

[Chick McGee]

I'm nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of bracketology on the way, but right now we turn to Christy Lee. Real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of orange, If I.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, please.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to get your take on a product idea I have. We all, I think, enjoy Cheetos. Oh, what? How do you guys feel about Cheetos? The length of like a pencil. Like, what if they made long Cheetos?

[Christy Lee]

Cheeto rods?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Like almost pretzel rods. But they're Cheetos, man.

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't know how to answer that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I know why they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Are they too fragile?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because with the single Cheetos, you can hold them with just the index finger and the thumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if you get the stick, you have to hold them with all four fingers in the thumb. Thumb. Thus getting all of your fingers covered in Cheeto dust. In Cheeto dust.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. That's.

[Christy Lee]

You could still, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You could still hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think also you'd want to pretend you're playing a flute.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's one of the joys of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Then getting both thumbs and all four of your fingertips. All eight of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, do you guys ever have those candy whistles? They were, they were like, almost flute like. And they were a hard Candy. And you could actually blow in them and hear a sound.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there a candy whistle? It was also a ring. Am I remembering that wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a candy ring.

[Chick McGee]

Candy ring.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, with the big fake diamonds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember that ring, Pop.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are still wildly popular.

[Christy Lee]

The rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

The rumor is the Pope wears one of those. Oh, you kiss when you kiss his ring. Depending on the day. Oh, I saw the pope.

[Josh Arnold]

Wild cherry, by the way. By the way, the name of the long cheetah goes Cheeto.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that reminds me. That reminds me of two things.

[Chick McGee]

It was all worth.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Willie Griswold]

Because they'd have to ship it in a special case, some sort of indestructible thing so it wouldn't turn into just regular Cheetos.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. Couldn't it be in a. In a tube? Like.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a Pringles can. Pringles can type thing? Yeah. I like that idea a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

A minute. Are there multiple. Oh, wait, I got a great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You could make it like a quiver. You would take the. The, ah. You take the top of the can off and there'd be a hole. So each one would be in its own place. You could just whip one out.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's going to cost a lot of money.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. The packaging now is getting to be.

[Tom Griswold]

There'd be a strap on it so you could wear them.

[Chick McGee]

See, I can't help but think you're making fun of our idea now.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I.

[Josh Arnold]

Please, I will not have you besmirch the good name of Cheeto.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a great commercial. You've got a bunch of people sitting around a table, and then it comes to you and you go, I think we should call them Cheetos. And then it would catch on. It'd be like Ricola. But if we're gonna talk about that, we have to talk about this classic from Paul and Storm.

[Jess Hooker]

If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. One of the. One of the shortest songs of all time and followed by one of the shortest auditions of all time. It's. It's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Tammy.

[Chick McGee]

How are things in the produce department today?

[Tom Griswold]

To be honest, Maria, I'm not feeling well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sick? Actually, I'm constipated. Constipation. Ah, it's a terrible feeling. Try Cheetos today. Cheetos, of course, are the. The laxative.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, Walk me Through laxative.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we give. We give Jess a hard time for her accent, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that announcer. Or is it gilbert?

[Tom Griswold]

Rolling.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you guys hear what I'm gonna do next Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

What are you gonna do next Halloween?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm excited.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

Are we going to be forced to participate?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're. You will be aghast.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Christy Lee]

Is this your costume?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a combination. I just. It's something I thought of yesterday. I'm so excited about it.

[Announcer 2]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Got plenty of time to ruin this.

[Willie Griswold]

There's no way you're gonna let everybody know by fourth.

[Chick McGee]

The only one.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one. No, I've already written it. I've got. I'll tell Pat you've written it down. It involves a very elaborate band.

[Chick McGee]

What were you.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'm going to need a synthesizer.

[Chick McGee]

What were you doing where this idea came over you, if you will?

[Tom Griswold]

I was walking my dogs late one night, and I was listening to a podcast that got depressing, and then I changed to a news channel that got even more depressed pressing. So I went to Spotify and started listening to some music, and I heard a song and I went, oh, dear God, Dick Mango is going to crush this. I've been singing it. I can't. I. I'm so excited.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a traditional Halloween song.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an obscure song. That is wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're not doing it? Dick Mango is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna help him do it.

[Christy Lee]

You'll write for it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna write the lyrics. Yeah. And the arrangement. Yeah. But I've got to get a weird band. I'm going to need a avant garde sax player. It's really wild. I'm very excited. Let's go back over to the news desk. Have we forgotten anything yet?

[Christy Lee]

Forgotten anything? We haven't done anything yet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm saying. I already forgot.

[Christy Lee]

All right, let's see. More women are reportedly seeking nipple filler as a cosmetic procedure to achieve a perkier appearance without lowering the thermostat.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a thing? Have you heard about this?

[Christy Lee]

I had not heard about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Those.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one that doesn't like headlights, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I would prefer nipples. Boobs. I just want the ball. I just want the domes of flesh.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're missing them, boy. You're missing the boat, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you know what? I don't want just. I want them to be tattooed on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to see them. I don't want anything protruding.

[Tom Griswold]

So ideally then for you, in the month of May.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You would like to have 250. 50 young women that do not have nipples. So it would in your case, the Indian nipple is 500.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, yes. And I want them to race for my pleasure.

[Willie Griswold]

Good work on that one, by the way. That was quite the stretch.

[Christy Lee]

According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, injecting filler into the nipples can give them a more erect look. The procedure may also help reshape the breast area, particularly for patients who've hit experience significant weight loss. Doctors caution, however.

[Tom Griswold]

Slow down there.

[Christy Lee]

First place I lose weights in my boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but what happens? But the nipples change.

[Tom Griswold]

The nipples change?

[Christy Lee]

No, but they're saying. They're saying the whole breast. They're saying that may reshape the breast area.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors caution patients should carefully consider the procedure if they blend of children, though in the future, filler injections can disrupt the milk ducts, which may lead to infections or affect the ability to leave

[Tom Griswold]

it to doctors to think that the female breast is for anything but cosmetic fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Way to go, docs. That's why we. They invented formula, so those boobs can remain perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. I can't imagine someone having this done.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are women who do have inverted nipples or they don't have any.

[Josh Arnold]

A buddy of mine has inverted nipples.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, does he?

[Announcer 2]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So how long did it take you to suck him, to get him?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd say on average, 20 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he like your beard?

[Josh Arnold]

He says it tickles. His underboob.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. He has. He has an underboob. Sounds like a wonderful person.

[Christy Lee]

There are surgical options.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that really hurt?

[Christy Lee]

What? Inverted nipples?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Having it injected, I would think.

[Willie Griswold]

I'd imagine they hit you with some sort of, you know, numbing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just like they do when they put it in your face.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that thing at the dentist where I'm gonna put the numbing agent on? That's the most pain I've ever experienced in my life. It is. That first needle.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

They put the numbing agent on and then that first needle goes in. Oh, my God. And I have. I've had needles in my eye. I've had open heart surgery. Nothing compared to that needle in my gums.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted to hurt you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're familiar with the numbing agent on breasts, aren't you? Very much. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we may have offended almost everyone.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Christy Lee]

And we aren't leaving you guys out. We'll have injections in your scrotum.

[Chick McGee]

Coming.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. All right. Are we doing it next break? All of us?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Do you want to. Probably get somebody in here.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to fill up my sack?

[Chick McGee]

No, fell up my sock.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm really confused about this nipple thing.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you confused?

[Tom Griswold]

In the course of your daily life, have any of your lady friends said to you, I'm getting my nipples enlarged?

[Christy Lee]

No. Never have I heard of this until today. But I don't have that problem.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I have the opposite problem.

[Josh Arnold]

What about debumping areolas? Huh? Do some women want that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they have. Haven't you seen the thing where they. Women have. They could have, like your name. Josh, Arnold and braille.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in case. Oh, yeah. Women who date blind men do that all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, who the hell's Dave?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know it was our first date. I didn't think it was going to go this far. Where's my.

[Christy Lee]

So the bumps bother you as much as.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm not saying they bother me. I'm asking if they bother women enough to. To where? Like if they're self conscious about.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope not.

[Tom Griswold]

We did have a story a couple years ago. They can make the. The areola bigger or smaller.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a tattoo.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. And they move them. We had that also.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they'll center them. Yeah, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Can you have one put in the

[Tom Griswold]

middle of your forehead if you want. They usually. They like to do them too. Of time, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys fans of the blue vein?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I am. I am not.

[Josh Arnold]

I worry that women feel self conscious about them and I don't want them to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a reminder that blood is getting to that area, that they're healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you referring to the blue veiner that you're possessing or the ladies?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a perfectly veinless rod.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost stainless steel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so smooth you couldn't even get that. It's like a lead pipe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure there's threading on the underside.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. We do have, again, something I've never heard of that is. This is not. What was it called before this? The screw talks. This is different. It's called scro fill. And it's different than screw talks. It does something different than the screw talks. And again, I've never been at the Gym toweling off and hey Tom, have you heard about this? But I'm getting screw talks next week. How are you now what the hell are you doing in my gym? And get the hell out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I'm going to talk about one of my favorite things we've ever talked about. That is the aura frame. I actually had another great letter here from someone who got one and is a big fan. I'm looking at it right now. There's one behind Josh. And the aura frame is an electronic frame that rotates photographs. There you go. There's a whole bunch of pictures going through that. You can also put videos on there. You, you load the stuff onto it from a remote location if you like. I could load that one from right here without touching it. I could load it from my house which I did with the assistance of my 13 year old daughter. It's actually pretty cool and I just love these things. It's spelled a U R A the aura frame. This is a great picture of path. There's a great picture of a chick. The aura frame. It's the one in question. Here is the carver mat frame. And by the way, for a limited time Bob and Tom Show Listers get 35 bucks off the bestseller that aforementioned carver mat frame. Use the code tomorrow. And once again it's a U R aura frames dot com. The promo code is TOM. And again you could. A friend of mine just had a baby and she and and her husband who's my buddy there you got one for their various mother and mother in law if you will. And so they can download pictures every morning. Here's a cool picture of the baby. So mom goes and sits down in the kitchen table or at the office or whatever or dad does and sees some fresh photographs in full size, not just on your phone. It's really cool. And you can put like I said, unlimited photographs and videos on there and just tour the world with one, one frame right there, the aura frame. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you please. Aura Aura frames dot com. The promo code is Tom to knock 35 bucks off the bestselling Aura frame. AuraFrames.com code word Tom. Thank you very much. Coming up, we have more scrotal work for you. For you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news center.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm ready to see.

[Chick McGee]

She's all ready. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold. Yo, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, sorry, ladies, no more beard on Ace. I'm Chick. Hello. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick [e-mail] sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

He's back to his baby face.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he looks a lot younger without the beard.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Josh Arnold]

Smooth and kissable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

As the old AD used to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were discussing the female nipple because it's in the news and in

[Josh Arnold]

my mouth

[Tom Griswold]

because of some surgical procedure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're putting filler in the nipples to keep them erect.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, would you say the kids key is not just to put your mouth around the nipple and just really suck, but to kind of embrace it with your mouth and do a little tongue work?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the. The babies really are instinctively aware of what they're supposed to do.

[Christy Lee]

We're not talking about babies.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Are you telling me that babies are born as expert lovers? Is that what you're telling?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. This is a troubling.

[Christy Lee]

So do you know the nipples just for feeding babies?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. It should be the priority.

[Chick McGee]

Woman will never have her nipples sucked as well as by his own. Her own child.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty much what they're there for.

[Willie Griswold]

Babies don't know them.

[Tom Griswold]

Trust me.

[Christy Lee]

Trust me, that is not erotic.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say, what if a woman loves, like, that's her favorite thing?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are some women.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a little bit of nipple play. I. In fact, I know a girl who claimed that she would finish with just really? Whether or not it was true. I meant I had no reason to doubter.

[Willie Griswold]

Can I marry her?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, when she. If she were to breastfeed, would there be some apprehension in her head going, oh, no, this is, like, weird.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I know when I had to. When I breastfed, it was very uncomfortable for me. It was not a comfortable feeling. I did not do well with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Now, if you.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter? Something was.

[Christy Lee]

Are you thinking I enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Andy is driving to work, smiling ear to ear right now. He's having the best.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's like.

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully.

[Josh Arnold]

He stopped listening months ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Good move.

[Chick McGee]

Most of them learn their lesson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. So we've gone from the nipple injecting

[Christy Lee]

the nipple into injecting the scrotum.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I have another. I have more nipple questions.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, maybe So. I have heard And I don't know if this is true.

[Willie Griswold]

You're televiz.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Some of the best stories start with rumors.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how sometimes you'll see nipples and they're more pinkish, and sometimes you'll see them and they're more tan?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard that a woman's pinkish breasts after breastfeeding will turn tan.

[Christy Lee]

They will change color. Okay, that is true. Not always, but in some cases they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Mine have faded the color color. Oh, there's my husband. Sorry,

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, I am not responsible for this. It's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. My questions are about women. They're not about Christie.

[Christy Lee]

And I probably should keep my mouth shut. But no, mine if the color has faded since I breastfed, so they're not as dark as.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that women's nipples change color. Much like an older dog, his face gets white.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not true.

[Chick McGee]

I think women's nipples. Same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, is it TR that nipples can change color based on the woman's mood?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Chrisy, I have a funnel up.

[Willie Griswold]

We're both excited.

[Pat Godwin]

Is Andy good at kissing your.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat. This is the second time today. I wanted you to shut him up. We had a story. I'll have to dig it up. A couple years ago about having one's lips lipstick match their area. Do you remember this?

[Christy Lee]

I do remember this.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't heard. I've heard that lipstick matches the other area of sexual pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Those lips.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

That's what you're supposed to do? That's what I've heard.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. It's really awkward to show you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what color your body. Parts of your body.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, tell you something. That the chick with the brown lipstick at the bar. Easy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna knock her up.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did have the story about matching your lipstick to your aerial. I think Jess actually said she got something. Yeah, yeah. But it did not last long.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard of these rainbow parties?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Where guys go into the party.

[Willie Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All the different colors of the rainbow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see now. I'm. I'm. I'm drawing a blank here.

[Josh Arnold]

Those news stories had to have scared the fathers all across the world.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Willie Griswold]

Remember, remember the coated bracelets that were thing. Just imagine you see your daughter wearing a purple bracelet.

[Josh Arnold]

You start crying as she walks out. I'm not convinced those were.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, those weren't real at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. It was Just.

[Willie Griswold]

Just nothing. It was a silly bracelet you'd wear.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I got it. Here. This is helping women find the perfect. The perfect. Excuse me, Lipstick.

[Christy Lee]

You're supposed to send a picture of your nipples into this company, which. Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

They're not doing that.

[Willie Griswold]

It is weird. The company's phone number is my phone number. That's just a coincidence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, It's a mother daughter team. They launched a company called Nip Lips.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

To help women find a new.

[Chick McGee]

Just go ahead and send us a picture of your nipple.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Call me late at night.

[Josh Arnold]

This doesn't seem necessary at all.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't.

[Willie Griswold]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

It's very necessary.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I was hooking up with this girl, and she took her shirt off, and I saw that her nipples didn't laugh. I didn't match her lipstick. I got out of there.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, have some pride.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you went back to the Ramrod Lounge to finish off your evening.

[Chick McGee]

Why did that come up? And the brown lipstick, by the way,

[Tom Griswold]

why did that come up? This says, according to Helen Keller. No, I hunt.

[Chick McGee]

Helen Hunt for what?

[Josh Arnold]

You scared, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So I know you got to hit the H hard, like aha. Or this woman's name is Moomjian. M O, O, M I, J, I, O Something.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

She said the perfect color lipstick for a woman is the same color as her nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't know that that's true.

[Christy Lee]

And it's not her nipples, it's her areola, which. That bothers me, too. So.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Nipples and Areola can be different colors?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what do you got? What are you working with, a dart board?

[Chick McGee]

That's insane. Look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wrong. Twin bullseyes.

[Chick McGee]

If you've got different colors for those, you're a freak.

[Willie Griswold]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Parfait Nips. That's Parfait Nips sounds like a band that would open for one of those weird MTV bands from the early 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Then it goes from a darker pink into a checkerboard.

[Tom Griswold]

And then for race season. Do goth girls have, like, black lipstick and black nips?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make lipstick for the nipples specifically so you could color them?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. I would think they have. They have. I looked it up. Nip Lip is a lip balm.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's Balm Willie. What was the name of that again?

[Willie Griswold]

Nipstick.

[Josh Arnold]

Nipstick.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Lipstick for your nip.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. This may be Shark Tank flavored. Obviously. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Hmm.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they make chapstick for down lipstick.

[Chick McGee]

Can you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to be able to dye your nipples, right? Any color you'd like.

[Willie Griswold]

I was just going to say, I

[Josh Arnold]

bet at, like, Burning man or Coachella, women will sort of decorate their Sharpie.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

They will.

[Chick McGee]

Tassels.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the whole schmear.

[Chick McGee]

Like a maple or.

[Josh Arnold]

I think different areas.

[Christy Lee]

I think the company you're talking about, I don't think they're still business.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I'll say.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of a country do we live in where that can't be supported?

[Christy Lee]

I could be wrong, but it seems like all the lip balms I find for nipples are just for basically cracked nipples or cracked. Oh, that's got to be breastfeeding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, babies be cracking nipples.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They will ground up hamburger.

[Christy Lee]

They suck hard.

[Chick McGee]

Babies. Babies. And they don't stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Christy, the company, Nip lips, launched in 2019. It shut down after the pandemic. They did receive a US Patent.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's hard to believe. It's been rebranded and launched under the name Flirte Beauty.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Flirted. Are you sure it's not Flirty Beauty?

[Tom Griswold]

I. Well, it's flirt E. Accent. Which one? Which one goes from left to right going up. Is that grave or.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a French dude. I know.

[Chick McGee]

I like my mashed potatoes and grave.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, that is a good biscuits and grave.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's out there, ladies, if you want.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we.

[Christy Lee]

Flir. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Flirte F L I R T Beauty. Mashed potatoes and Fle Beauty. In the meantime, we originally were on this break. We're going to discuss the scrotum, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's get to it.

[Christy Lee]

We got sidetracked.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever call it your nutcase?

[Willie Griswold]

That's really good, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Yeah, every now and again. My nutcase.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you say this person's a nutcase, that's what you're.

[Chick McGee]

What was the punchline for the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

Glitter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Chick McGee]

What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I will find out because it is worth retelling.

[Chick McGee]

It is worth retelling.

[Willie Griswold]

Does it leave a stain or something?

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? And then the punchline is. And I can't remember it.

[Josh Arnold]

Mark.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Mark has it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I do know it. I do know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, pretty nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you hear about the Guy who dipped his balls in glitter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty nuts. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for getting the.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that was Henny Youngman.

[Chick McGee]

So my wife went in and dipped her balls in cler. You're wondering why my ball. My wife has b.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the makers of Nipstick. Yeah. They also made something called Clitter.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I had that. My. I had that in the arsenal. I said no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom said no. No, no, no, no. I. Yeah, I decided against it. Rare. Rarely do I do that. Did you find. Find it, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No, I can't find it. I found fl. Beauty, but it. There's. It's very confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, there's a celebrity endorser, Booby Brown. I think he. Is he still alive? No. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, if he is still alive, there's no chance.

[Chick McGee]

Millie, Millie. Bobby Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Bobby Brown. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that guy around? I can't remember. Well, Christy, you give us the teaser, please.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we'll talk about your scrotum, I promise, since we talked about nipples. And we will also talk about. Have you ever been on an airplane and.

[Tom Griswold]

Have I ever. You know, it's amazing. I got in this plane, they went off the ground.

[Christy Lee]

Bite me.

[Pat Godwin]

Taking off.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever been on an airplane and the person next to you is watching something without headphones. Headphones. Or playing a game without headphones?

[Willie Griswold]

I hate that.

[Christy Lee]

United's gonna crack down.

[Chick McGee]

I've never had that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I just had it happen.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's no good.

[Chick McGee]

Also, you gotta fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Better someone watching a movie that has semi pornographic scenes in it suddenly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I sat next to Chick McGee as he watched Wolf of Wall Street.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody, here's the cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a good one. Look at that.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, yellow. Indeed. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, good morning.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you jealous of my ice cream cone whistle?

[Chick McGee]

I am. What sound does it make? Nice. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

Quite a letdown.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Try it again, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't want to get too close to the mic.

[Chick McGee]

He'll. He'll freak out.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. I am deaf.

[Chick McGee]

That's beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

You can't hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not really.

[Chick McGee]

You can't hear that.

[Josh Arnold]

What if 40 dogs ran in here?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be so happy. I know.

[Willie Griswold]

It's ice cream time now.

[Chick McGee]

Can you hear this? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is I think we should probably do a little bit of history.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. And maybe some arithmetic.

[Christy Lee]

Do I have to do math?

[Chick McGee]

17 times 3.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we missed. I was just looking at this from yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

51.

[Christy Lee]

51.

[Tom Griswold]

We missed. March 8, 1927. The great American jazz pianist. Anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Knuckles Miles Ramahan.

[Pat Godwin]

Born in 51.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy whose parents were either clueless or had a great sense of humor.

[Chick McGee]

Arthur Rape.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, in spite of his name, Art Rape was one of the finest tinkling the keys.

[Chick McGee]

You started

[Tom Griswold]

Art. A better guess would have been the great Art Tatum.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I had the Arthur part right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. No, of course. Happy birthday yesterday. The great Dick Hyman.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Really? That's his name.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Mass, you've never heard of Dick Hyman?

[Chick McGee]

I, I, no, Yes, I have.

[Christy Lee]

Who is he?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a great American pianist.

[Chick McGee]

He bursted onto the scene, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

And, oh yeah, he broke just one time.

[Tom Griswold]

He wrote the music. Music composed for Woody Allen movies. Radio Days, Purple Rose of Cairo, Zeligan.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't he famous for the song snapping cherries?

[Pat Godwin]

Snapchat.

[Chick McGee]

And the first time people, they were a little bit uncomfortable hearing him. But then after that they just were crazy about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, snap.

[Josh Arnold]

And cherries.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Hyman would have been a hundred tomorrow. That's an old or next year. I mean, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Rarely do you hear about a hundred year old Hyman.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday was International Week. Woman's Day. Did you give your woman some flowers?

[Willie Griswold]

Well, she's a domestic woman, not an international woman.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she's international. All women are international women.

[Tom Griswold]

I just got through Valentine's Day, her birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

I celebrated International Women Day.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's nice to know that you enjoy giving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Josh, did you enjoy National Women's Day?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I respect all kinds of.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you dress as a woman?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I just looked at Asia. Asian porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see this.

[Chick McGee]

You want to talk about hard working

[Tom Griswold]

women to get to the international aspect of it. Okay, let's do today in history. I got to look this up here today, March 9th. Next year we'll probably get Dick Hyman's birthday to land there. Happy birthday. Going out to. Oh, the great Yuri Gagarin. You know who that is, Willie? Yuri.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, the astronaut came back.

[Christy Lee]

Russ.

[Tom Griswold]

Cosmonaut.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, he's right.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, you're wrong.

[Willie Griswold]

I actually think that the Americans are the cosmonaut and the Russians are the astronauts.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yuri Gagarin.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, you should watch that ser. It's on apple color for all mankind. And in this alternate reality, the Russians get to the moon first.

[Christy Lee]

It's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

History should have been.

[Tom Griswold]

And Yuri Gagarin, the namesake of the, of the current. What's a Russian singer? Yuri Gaga. Very, very well known there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not even in his brain. I'm not getting any of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this one? Oh, this guy was so unusual. A genius. Bobby Fischer.

[Christy Lee]

The chess player.

[Tom Griswold]

The chess player.

[Chick McGee]

Really Pain in the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a very difficult life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He treated everyone like crap on his shoe.

[Tom Griswold]

He was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah. But his life got very complicated. I think 90.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know. I'd have to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to reread it. But I remember. I think his mother left him to live. So he. He left. Lived alone an apartment at age 16.

[Chick McGee]

Because she couldn't stand him either.

[Tom Griswold]

His mother ran off. That's my look at. Oh, this is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be Bobby Fischer's champion. I'm so fake mad I can't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobby Fisher attended Erasmus Hall High School at the same time as Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond. That's pretty cool. I didn't know Barbara Streisand and Neil diamond went to the same school together.

[Christy Lee]

Brooke.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't bring me flowers. I enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

That was a real thing. They just looked up in Barbara's diary and they got the lyrics from. I don't really care.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, this is a tough one. Go ahead. This is before you were born.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Newman spelled N U M A n born in 58.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you know what that Seinfeld's neighbor. It's the fictional character.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a song called Cars. It was. I hate that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's hate.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird one.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody does.

[Josh Arnold]

It is hateable.

[Tom Griswold]

But very catchy.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It takes. Takes you to a certain.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like influenza. You hate it, but it's catchy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, we got the sight of the pandemic.

[Willie Griswold]

What can we do with this thing? Oh, that's everything we can do. Let's put it on one song.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Barbie debuted at the American Toy Story Fair on this date in 1959.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was earlier than that.

[Josh Arnold]

She had a functional vagina. But they went, hey, we gotta. We gotta maybe change this. Change this.

[Chick McGee]

And they had an off board anus

[Christy Lee]

and her lipsticks matched. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, how about this one? Oh, this. Here you go, Pat. Something good in the history.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1964, the Beatles began filming Hard Days Night.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that worth a watch?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's great.

[Willie Griswold]

No, they're all silly. They're. It's so silly.

[Pat Godwin]

First one's good. I like.

[Willie Griswold]

He made me watch when I was a kid. It's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look, we're Beatles and we're gonna. We're on an island.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not the good one.

[Chick McGee]

All of these people are famous in England. That's already capturist. Is that a lot of that he. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He had his own morning show in London for 19 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Music is great. It's the Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. But I mean can I listen to the CD and not have to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch a silly movie where they're like

[Chick McGee]

running through doors black and white on Disney. They got the get back thing. You forget how much fun they had when we were doing the. They're putting the songs together. That's really. They.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they're sitting around kibitzing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Each other laugh a lot happier than one would think.

[Chick McGee]

And Yoko's there even. And they ignore her. It's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. The song Dizzy Crazy Christie standby. Oh, you got the question before I even asked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was like one of your first albums.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my. I love Tommy Rose, Dizzy Tommy Row

[Chick McGee]

and the Big Bad Ho.

[Christy Lee]

I had the single. I didn't have the album. I just had the single.

[Tom Griswold]

That single reached number one on the Billboard charts on this date in 1969.

[Chick McGee]

That's shameful.

[Christy Lee]

I was an antique mall yesterday or Saturday and saw old 16 magazines from November of 1969. I almost bottom because it featured and I'd forgotten about this Bobby Sherman. Michael Cole was a big from Mod Squatch. Yes. Was a big hot guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait wait. You were the antique mall? Was your husband with you?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say because he would have been looking for a set of gallows.

[Christy Lee]

I was looking for something specific.

[Josh Arnold]

I You have an iron maiden here.

[Tom Griswold]

If I have to say I'll take a sword for 10 more minutes.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like going to antique moth.

[Tom Griswold]

The smell bugs me. There are ghosts in all the furniture.

[Josh Arnold]

There are many haunted pieces.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh. It's like a treasure hunt. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is fun.

[Willie Griswold]

Old stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar Isaac is born. Who's that really good actor? I And he's been in a couple really crappy movies though.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Willie Griswold]

Ho Dameron and Star Wars.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

He is in Star wars like a most violent year. That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

He played the wookie Isaac Pink Floyd Begins recording Wish you were here in 73 garbage. This is weird. Whiny vocals in in 1985 the first adopt a highway sign went up in Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell us who adopted it and how much it cost.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Jeffrey Epstein got in on that early.

[Josh Arnold]

He likes as I was young.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that was an honest mouth agape from Josh when you said Jeffrey Epstein.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a story in St. Louis where the KKK insisted on adopting a highway.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were really, you know, and legally they could do it. And so there were signs put up this highway is thing by the Ku Klux Klan. Really all awful. And so then the city got together though and they. They named the highway that the KKK adopted. Rosa Parks Highway.

[Pat Godwin]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Which was just a nice little piece

[Tom Griswold]

of justice in 1987, the birthday of Lil Bow Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's cool now. Just Bow Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, he dropped the lil.

[Willie Griswold]

Like Mike. Like Mike's a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Like Chris Wilson or something. I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, something like that. Or no, maybe it's Chris. Ludicrous. Chris Bridges. Bridges. Yeah. Chris Bridges.

[Tom Griswold]

Diesel.

[Willie Griswold]

Can't believe I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

And pretty much do it for our history lesson for today. No, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, more bow.

[Josh Arnold]

One more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The important stuff he leaves off because I don't know who Shakira was.

[Tom Griswold]

I know who Shakira is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what do you know about her hips?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they shake.

[Willie Griswold]

No, they don't lie.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't lie back. Dad. Ass up.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that one of those songs now? Now you know what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

I stand corrected.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Actually coming up, now that I mentioned that, did I give you that story about the music in the bedroom? Yeah. Kind of interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What gets you in the mood?

[Tom Griswold]

What gets you in the mood?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it weird that the Wiggles.

[Chick McGee]

Is it bad?

[Pat Godwin]

Fruit salad does it for me.

[Chick McGee]

Number one is a jug band that.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't going to do any dumb food jokes, but I am now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you are.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know I probably none. You knew one maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, the current top top songs for getting you in the mood for the boudoir. Now we will return to these studios. I hope you can come back with with us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer 1]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey, Josh. Arnold is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Coffee's good, my friend. Precocious without begging for your attention.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'M Chick Magee, and there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how exactly would coffee beg for your attention? Being spilled too hot on your groin?

[Josh Arnold]

You've already answered your own question that you're not worth discussing coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

It has notes of dictifyingness and yet a pretentious pretend attention.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that. That water cooler Sommelier. I do not want to talk to that guy at work.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say dick defying?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I invented a word. That be smart me.

[Chick McGee]

That be smart me.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee has suffered through this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Here I am. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

A new poll shows the various types of media that people use to get in the mood for love porn,

[Josh Arnold]

know, roofies. Is that considered media?

[Willie Griswold]

Not really media, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

No. What if you show a photo of

[Tom Griswold]

some roofies first and then playing Bill Cosby records?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. According to the survey of 2,000 adults, not like anyone in this room, conducted by Talker Research on behalf of the sex toy company.

[Josh Arnold]

I did some research.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you do any research?

[Chick McGee]

Who do you work for?

[Josh Arnold]

I talk her. I got plenty of research.

[Christy Lee]

The songs that get people in the mood are Perfect by Ed Sheeran. You don't like that song?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know if I know it.

[Christy Lee]

Earned it by the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Earned it by the week. I'm not familiar with it.

[Willie Griswold]

You deserve that one.

[Josh Arnold]

The weekend or the weekend?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the deal with misspelling so cute?

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and then it's you taking the vowels out, but there's two E's right in between W and K. Buddy, you're not getting any.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything past me.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a couple of songs I'm not familiar with. Willie you Bubbly Do Pony by Ginuwani.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, you guys don't know you'll ride it?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a classic. Early 2000s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It is such a horny song. It's good. Maybe 90s. It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

What about Birthday Sex by Jeremiah?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I love that song. It's my birthday, so, you know, I want to ride out. I mean, I was just seventh grade at a middle school day dance, just pushing denim, dancing with a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

It was awesome. Dude, you know that story, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

About my basement.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you have a basement of your place? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

No, this one's bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my old house. I. I was built in 1932. Pushing denim and straight from my act.

[Willie Griswold]

That's. I was. As an homage.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. I thought that you were recognized so at one point, but I'd redone it, and I put in a new basement, and I went down there for a few years, and my buddy Mark was my builder, and we went downstairs and we're looking at. And there's this. It looks like a wall of moisture about three feet off. Three, four feet off the ground. Like about six, eight inches wide. Going all the way across this one wall. We're thinking, oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

How did.

[Tom Griswold]

How did the moisture barrier. You know what it was? It wasn't a problem. It was denim.

[Christy Lee]

Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, from some. Would you want to explain what you guys were doing down there?

[Willie Griswold]

Grinding, twerking. Raw denim was very popular, so you couldn't wash your jeans, and then the blue would stain the walls.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty rad, man.

[Willie Griswold]

It was. I mean, it was. The parties were great. It was so much fun. But I painted the basement last three weekends in a row. I thought we had a leaking issue with the well.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was ass prints.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Essentially. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Willie Griswold]

No, he went to bed at 8pm you have the whole whole. The whole high school comes over, he's none the wiser.

[Josh Arnold]

It's working.

[Pat Godwin]

You're waking him up with all the noise.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd come out in the morning, I'd be making my. My protein shake and meeting Willie's, Charlie's friends.

[Willie Griswold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Willie Griswold]

Do you know how much of a bummer it is when you're stoned, trying to make pizza rolls, and dad walks in, starts blending kale? No fun at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, those kale shakes are good.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing, partner?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what your dad was doing in those more mornings? Waking up to pay for those pizza rolls.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And that weed and buddy

[Chick McGee]

and you're too good to say thank you.

[Willie Griswold]

No. I was friends with a drug dealer. He only paid for the pizza rolls,

[Josh Arnold]

so I traded him factory air cds.

[Christy Lee]

The song that Tom is aware of that's on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Would be from Marvin Gaye, let's get it on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That's classic.

[Chick McGee]

He sings it wrong every time.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's a great song, but it's just because in too many comedies, that song would start.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a go to.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I. But you do.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I would love to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Please change my story that I don't know about myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want me to. I could actually get the song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure it's like my bologna has

[Tom Griswold]

a first cheeseburger paradise song from a

[Chick McGee]

Pizza place or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Alice's Diner on the red light.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. It's either he's paying for it or he's eating.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. If only there were a song called Twinkies and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was funnier.

[Chick McGee]

I thought this was mine. I'm the one that's alone. What are you talking about? You got it all back.

[Jess Hooker]

Chords.

[Christy Lee]

Been a little while from now.

[Pat Godwin]

What's going to go?

[Tom Griswold]

What's going to happen? So. So that you're getting in the mood, are you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why is he letting this play?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the song.

[Chick McGee]

Totally worth.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, do you have a playlist?

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't use music in the bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I want to hear the Natural. Glucks and faps.

[Tom Griswold]

The natural Let me goes.

[Chick McGee]

Sounded like you pulled.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna call the cops.

[Josh Arnold]

Of a ball gag. I wanna. I insist on hearing her say. Who are you, mister, how did you

[Pat Godwin]

get in my house?

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mister, you promised me candy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because she's an overweight 30 year old.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, she said you promised me candy.

[Christy Lee]

Movies that turn people on.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, the Notebook.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, have you seen. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it begins and ends with A Little Mermaid.

[Chick McGee]

I mean,

[Christy Lee]

according to 2000 Adults. Dirty Dancer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that. That is sexy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pretty Woman. This one. I don't get Titanic.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because it starts with TID.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously, for some 50 shades of gray.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pronounced today.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I. Titanic, I do find very hot because I have a man hitting a propeller and spinning to his death fetish.

[Pat Godwin]

I like cold water.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. And Mrs. Smith, if you're a Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie fan. And Magic Mike.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can see that. Getting the.

[Christy Lee]

Get the ladies. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the gays.

[Chick McGee]

Oiled up guys.

[Willie Griswold]

The fellas love that.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Tv. TV shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was that sign loudly in his mic?

[Willie Griswold]

That was the big man. That was the big man.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it his hat scraping the windscreen?

[Willie Griswold]

I thought it was Josh, you mentioning Magic Mike. He was so ready to make fun of you for being gay and he freaked out. He didn't know what to do, so he just blew in the microphone.

[Chick McGee]

You brain snap.

[Josh Arnold]

You can masturbate to Magic Mike and not be gay.

[Willie Griswold]

You just like the Gabriel Iglesia scenes.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot he was in there.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like we got a bunch of law breakers out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we come back with TV

[Christy Lee]

shows that get you in the mood? Yes, we have those TV shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, I think I need one of those. Those boards you. You clap together. The clapper board for orange insoles. Take two.

[Josh Arnold]

A slate.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see if we can do it. Let's see if we can do it with the slate, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Enjoying yourself, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think the last time we talked about our friends at Orange insoles, we may have mentioned our forthcoming competition involving men's college basketball. But I think there were a lot of interruptions, and I'm not sure it went very well. So this time, feel free to get. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, look, if you. If you're using your feet.

[Chick McGee]

All right, look.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a hell of a st. Do you mind if we have questions?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's commanding. I think it's. All right.

[Willie Griswold]

Listen to me.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're using your feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, both of them, Ideally for most.

[Chick McGee]

And Pierre, you know what?

[Christy Lee]

Just power through.

[Willie Griswold]

Without copyrighted music or amputee talk, I don't know what we're doing over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Slate.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, thank you. Feet get tired. That's the whole.

[Christy Lee]

They do get tired. They don't have to hold you up all day. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't mean your feet fall asleep. That's a different kind of thing. You know what I'm saying? Pins and needles and stuff. They get tired, arches collapse. It's going to happen in St. Louis when the big one hits. Heels ache, knees complain, lower backs tighten up. And most people blame their aches, rarely their feet, when really their feet are the culprit. If you've got a poor foundation, the rest of the structure, it's not gonna be very good.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying. I like the laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

The laugh was good.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying that this is analogous to having a poorly constructed building. You have to have a great foundation.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I hope orange insoles appreciates that.

[Josh Arnold]

They do, to a point.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Orange insoles deliver rigid arch support that doesn't collapse by lunchtime with a deep he cup that cradles your heel and absorbs shock naturally. They help maintain alignment as your feet and legs fatigue, reducing stress on your knees, hips, and lower back. A lot of people go, oh, I have back pain. I guess I have a back issue. Or, oh, my knees hurt. I guess I have bad knees. A lot of times it's your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've changed the. The analogy from the structure of a building to an automobile that's out of alignment.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Quit interrupting.

[Tom Griswold]

So your feet are, like, tight. Am I getting this right?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh, boy, you're out of alignment. The only tire in here is how I tire of your comments. They're built for real folks, all right? People that work on concrete, they work on job sites, hospitals, classrooms.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a set of orange insoles right behind me. Yeah, they're not there because I took them home last week because I got a new pair of boots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice, dude. Yeah, they're great for work boots. They're comfortable enough for every day. And if you've ever said, boy, are my feet killing me, this is for you, Christy. Does your face hurt?

[Christy Lee]

No. Is it killing you?

[Josh Arnold]

No. It's very pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. Have a better. Have more self esteem, please.

[Tom Griswold]

You realize Josh is now interrupting himself.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

And those insoles that come with your shoes, they're like baloney.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gee.

[Tom Griswold]

They give you no support, so. Thank you, orange insoles. We'll give you some details about that competition that's on the way. Christy, we're going to come back with more boudoir news. We never really did cover these. The scrotum story.

[Christy Lee]

No, we didn't. We'll get to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Never got to that.

[Christy Lee]

Guys would shut up long enough.

[Josh Arnold]

She has a point.

[Chick McGee]

We do tend to go on.

[Tom Griswold]

So you want us to be completely quiet?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Wouldn't that be nice?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure how to take that. We'll return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We appreciate your being here with us and hope you come back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news center with her very own helicopter. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey. Hey, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been up in Christy's copter yet?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't. No. No.

[Chick McGee]

Very exciting. She's like license and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a sex move. I got up. I got up in her copter last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So what song would it make?

[Chick McGee]

Jock,

[Christy Lee]

don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, where were we? Oh, a bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Turn ons turn on.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're up to TV shows.

[Christy Lee]

TV shows that get people going.

[Josh Arnold]

Elf, elf.

[Christy Lee]

Not on here, but that might work for Ace. Sex in the City. Game of Thrones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Sex and the City. Nagging.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I like?

[Chick McGee]

What if a woman was half horse.

[Christy Lee]

The Vampire Diaries. Was that a TV show? I thought that was a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a TV show. Is it sexy?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen it.

[Willie Griswold]

Horny Vampire show. My cousin Emma loves it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Orange is the New Black. Black what? Bridgerton. Euphoria. That's got a lot of sex in it. And True Blood. What's True Blood?

[Josh Arnold]

That's another vampire.

[Pat Godwin]

Vampire show.

[Christy Lee]

What is it with vampires? Are they turn people on?

[Willie Griswold]

They're doing it, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Vampires are considered very sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Interview with a Vampire. Very sexy movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

I think they said. Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And homoerotic and.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Not only that, but straight sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the one with Cate Blanchett that was so hot? Lost?

[Pat Godwin]

No, over the old. The series that came out.

[Josh Arnold]

The clock in its wall.

[Pat Godwin]

Episode three is the one you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Episode three. And every time you do this, pretentious

[Chick McGee]

women sitting around the table.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was a really good frosty Brit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, none of the unapproachable.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was gonna say how great she was, but I'll. I forget the name.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, she is. I think she's gorgeous. Animation again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a. I find her really hot

[Josh Arnold]

in that Thor movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she's good enough.

[Josh Arnold]

She's like the villain. And she's got horns.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. I love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

You like that kind of fantasy thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you cosplay in the bedroom?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't cosplay in the bedroom, no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Not by my choice. I. I have the closet of costumes there.

[Christy Lee]

Just in case.

[Chick McGee]

Ready to roll.

[Tom Griswold]

One of these nights.

[Josh Arnold]

Ignored. I don't know why she won't dress up like the Frischers big boy.

[Chick McGee]

Popping fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if that's someone's thing?

[Chick McGee]

Of course it's someone thing.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a lot of people. There's a lot of things. Somebody has to have it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what. Oh, I do know what character I choose. Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My God.

[Willie Griswold]

Super hot.

[Tom Griswold]

That wouldn't be you dressing as Catwoman?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Make love to me, Batman.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

This survey is interesting. They also found 40% of respondents have dedicated bedroom playlists. Anybody in here have a dedicated.

[Willie Griswold]

I had one for when I lost it for when I lost my virginity. I knew it was coming because me and the girl were dating forever. So I spent months crowding, drafting it. It was called the Time. It started with some Coldplay, then Dave Matthews Band, and I believe at the moment of oh, my gosh entrance, how you'd say it was. Baby, love your way. Peter Frampton.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You had a.

[Josh Arnold]

You had it timed out to where you wanted to penetrate at a certain song.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And then I was. I was done by the chorus.

[Tom Griswold]

We didn't go very far.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to criticize you. I. I don't want to judge, but that whole thing's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Named it the time.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I didn't even get to who let the dogs out by the Bahama. Things are supposed to get really crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you ever lose that playlist, though? That's like.

[Willie Griswold]

It was. It was on a computer in my bedroom, and I went to college, and I never saw the computer again, so I'm sure it's sitting in my garage somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Here's something that I fall victim to. A quarter of those surveyed get shy or skip through an intimate scene when their partner is around, compared to just 20% who do the same when alone. Do it alone. No, but I get shy.

[Josh Arnold]

And with your husband.

[Christy Lee]

I won't watch heated rivalry with him. I won't let him watch that. I would be uncomfortable. I just. I don't know. It's weird.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not weird with a partner. It's weird when you're, like, next to your dad or something. That's when it's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it can be weird next to your partner, too, depending on what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This gets me in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, will he have underwear on? Yeah, it was.

[Willie Griswold]

It was the live version, too. Baby Willie came alive.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there's any other version that you need to listen to.

[Tom Griswold]

My eyes. Am I.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I in the right hole? You like this watering hole? Am I doing it right?

[Announcer 1]

Totally.

[Chick McGee]

Totally safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, turn that off. I wrote an article about this. The movie. The movie with. It was. It's called Disclaimer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a super hot.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Moore is really.

[Chick McGee]

Your experience might vary.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's Cate Blanchett. And there's a.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. Oh, this is the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a TV show.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. I was thinking disclosure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. There's a whole backstory now.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that with your partner?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's I'm just saying it's super.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys get it all?

[Tom Griswold]

I would never discuss the question, dad. No.

[Chick McGee]

Since my mother touched me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want this next. I just ignore him. I have a filter that just edits out.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God. I might be fired for that.

[Tom Griswold]

The top moments. This is, I think, especially interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting TV shows or what about what

[Tom Griswold]

particular types of scene is considered to be the most erotic?

[Christy Lee]

This is the top TV moments respondents have tried out in real life include a shower scene. Anybody done it in the shower?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If we tried to do it in a shower, it's almost impossible.

[Christy Lee]

It's not like it looks like on tv. That's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. What movie has a famous show shower scene?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God,

[Willie Griswold]

that's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean that a lot of movies have sex in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just can't. I don't know. I can't think of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

When I had Emily in Paris last yesterday, I was watching their sex in the shower and Emily in Paris.

[Tom Griswold]

People in Paris were bathing. That's. Were they smoking?

[Chick McGee]

They are filthy and smoky.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they watching a British show where they have sex in a dental office

[Tom Griswold]

about Unbelievable talk about which hole one of my teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Other top TV moments. The gap indeed that respondents have tried out in real life include backseat or car scenes. Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all done it in the back seat, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Being quiet to avoid getting caught.

[Willie Griswold]

That's hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hot, playful banter.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we talked about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Pat, you don't like any joking around in there?

[Pat Godwin]

No joking around.

[Chick McGee]

It's very serious.

[Tom Griswold]

No joking.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I swear. No, let's. This is real.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm goofing in there. I'm doing Josh's act in there now.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you have to joke around, though. You've got that. What's that breathing. Breathing mask you have to wear. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But the CPAP is off to the side.

[Tom Griswold]

The CPAP machine away game. Do you keep the wacka whack at a whack at a sound going so.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, It's a h. It's pocket of pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Pocket. Oh, sorry. Pocket. I was thinking of what Josh posted for the new move, the Christy Lee helicopter. I went up on her copter.

[Christy Lee]

Another top TV moment respondents have tried out in real life include making eye contact with someone across a room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that'll work.

[Christy Lee]

Does it work?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that's the way it's done.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Across the room. You look for a little bit, then you turn away like you're embarrassed Always.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're a little. You're cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

You get caught or do you? Oh, when you look away. Oh, he was staring, staring at me. Then you don't stare again.

[Christy Lee]

Then you wait for her to come to you.

[Pat Godwin]

She'll come to you now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I Were you staring at me? I saw you caught me.

[Josh Arnold]

I stare and go.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he seems different.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that guy might be into me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

He's got something. I can't explain it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I've tried anything from a movie. Movie per se. That like a pickup line I heard in a movie.

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

You have?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That'll do, pig.

[Tom Griswold]

Which movie is that from? Babe.

[Chick McGee]

Babe. That's a great movie, man.

[Willie Griswold]

You couldn't have picked a funnier line? That was well done, dude.

[Chick McGee]

You think you're not going to hear about that later? What would you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is that, does that complete our list?

[Christy Lee]

I think that completes that.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want to do a little ball talk?

[Christy Lee]

Ball talk?

[Tom Griswold]

We got to get to. We never got to the scrotums.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently we have multiple double ball stories. Some men are getting fillers injected into their scrotums. The medical procedure designed to combat a side effect of testosterone replacement therapy, or trt. Professional DJ and former adult film star.

[Chick McGee]

What about trt?

[Willie Griswold]

This is who we're listening to now, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Professional DJs and former adult film stars resume.

[Christy Lee]

Miguel Anda told the New York Post he decided to undergo the so called scro fill procedure. Creased the size of his testicles after they shrank from TRT.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael are huge.

[Chick McGee]

They are 10 times.

[Tom Griswold]

So is testosterone therapy. Is that a pill or is that. Are those injections?

[Christy Lee]

Depends. I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But that shrinks your sack.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently the non surgical procedure involves injection injecting hyaluronic acid filler into the scrotum to make it appear larger, fuller and heavier.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

While the 45 year old opted for just scrofill, the Post said some patients also undergo girth fill, which of course, as you can imagine, adds width to the penis. With filter. Filter with filler at the same time. Chris Bustamante, an aesthetic nurse practitioner and founder, founder of Lushful Aesthetics dubbed the Bulge Clinic, said the procedure costs about 7, $500 or about 10 syringes of filler.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Each additional syringe costs an extra 600 bucks. And if it's like filler like Botoxing or like filler like Juvederm in your face you have to get it done every, like, three to six months. I would think probably three months.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, who cares?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, this guy does.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, someone gonna go, well, I was really into this guy until I saw that he had small testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, good thing, really.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want less?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, wouldn't you like to have less?

[Tom Griswold]

So why.

[Josh Arnold]

Why.

[Tom Griswold]

So why is your nickname Grapefruits?

[Chick McGee]

My testicles are the size of a toddler. Very small. I'm aerodynamically perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, cue the AC dc. This is the same sort of sphere that the. What was it called? Scrotox.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I thought you were going to go with anal bleaching.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but Scrotox was one that took the wrinkles out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And this one.

[Christy Lee]

So that would be Botox. This is a filler, like a Juvederm hydro. Hydrolonic acid. Like, they're using lips, like on your lips.

[Tom Griswold]

So wouldn't they feel extra heavy?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be weird?

[Chick McGee]

I think that's desired. They want him to feel heavy.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. Heavy bag.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this not a boxing term? Go hit the heavy bag.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you guys want?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't want small. You don't want them small.

[Willie Griswold]

Why, I've never thought about that.

[Christy Lee]

They get in the way.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you want something with a little heft, right?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hit the water when you sit down.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that much heft.

[Chick McGee]

What are those big balls we used to ride on? Called with the big.

[Christy Lee]

With the handle.

[Josh Arnold]

Hippity Hops.

[Chick McGee]

That's the size testicle I want.

[Willie Griswold]

What are those things?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Are those the truck nuts? Have they. Have they gone out of style?

[Pat Godwin]

No. You see them a lot.

[Chick McGee]

You know they will never go out of style.

[Tom Griswold]

First time you laugh. First time I saw those, I got

[Chick McGee]

a pair on the. The little car and by the fellas

[Willie Griswold]

that are having those, they don't care whether or not they've gone into style. Oh, these are passe. Now I have to get rid of.

[Pat Godwin]

They're making each other laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If you. If you roll up with your truck nuts on, somebody goes, you know, they make out of fashion.

[Josh Arnold]

Has anybody ever put them, like, hanging from a closed trunk? That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

They make. Didn't we see a story about fake arms and legs hanging out of trunk?

[Josh Arnold]

I want the truck nuts hanging out of the trunk.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You could probably adapt them fairly easily. That's a great idea.

[Willie Griswold]

We'll just put them on a Prius. That'd be funny for me, too. On Like a small little car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, speaking of cars, wouldn't you love a brand new car? Why not get into the Hyundai getaway sales event going on right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hyundai Tuesday. Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick. You can get great deals on their most popular models, including the adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid or my favorite, the Tucson hybrid or the regular. Tucson's just as nice. Plus there's the hybrid's bold and stylish Elantra for you sedan lovers. And, and if you want to go all electric, you can't go wrong with the Ionic 5 or the bigger Ionic 9. Check out your local Hyundai dealer for all the deals during this Hyundai getaway sales event. You're gonna love it. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com and you're a big fan. Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been driving one for two years,

[Christy Lee]

two, two plus years. And we've been talking about 40,000 miles on that, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about the fact that they've got that great third seat in the Palisade. That is a really nice, nice.

[Announcer 2]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Feature. Because you can, you, you don't have to climb over the. What is it? No cleats on the seats.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Captain's chairs in the back. Yeah. Check them out. They got that special sale going on right now, the Hyundai Getaway. You'll get away with a great deal, as they like to say. Check them out. Hyundai USA.com what's coming up, Chris Steeley,

[Christy Lee]

do we have a silicone testicle covers coming up?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Or to continue. Oh, my gosh, Pat, do you have a song about that? Sure. Okay, good. We'll look forward to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer 1]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel,

[Tom Griswold]

William Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bobtop show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Jake McGay at the orange souls.com sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Roger that.

[Tom Griswold]

Check, check, check. Okay. Christy Lee is over there at the news desk, as you mentioned. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

A bath house in Japan has banned silicone testicle covers from its saunas.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when I first heard this.

[Chick McGee]

Banned.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I thought maybe this was like the previous news Story where men were having injections into their saccular area.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

So they were. They were wearing like the equivalent of like falsy false scrotum.

[Christy Lee]

Sauna Monkey, a sauna and bathhouse located in Nagoya, asked customers in a social media post to refrain from using covers for certain specific parts of the body made of silicone or other materials. With the bath and sauna areas, do

[Chick McGee]

you think you have what it does takes to own a Sauna Monkey franchise? Hi, I'm Sauna Monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you're the. You're the sauna guy here?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You go in the sauna all the time?

[Pat Godwin]

Every. Every every day.

[Christy Lee]

Are you naked? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not naked? It's a coed sauna.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

According to Sora News24, the body part covers refer to the silicon scrotum covers that protect the sensitive skin from the heated surface of the body bench that the sauna users are sitting on.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're definitely naked then?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I couldn't. I didn't understand. Here's a photograph of them.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And they look like a small clay cups.

[Christy Lee]

They look like half an egg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. Yeah, a little bit bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Sauna Monkey said the decision was made after patrons repeatedly left the testicle covers behind on benches and shelves.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that would be problematic.

[Tom Griswold]

Take them home. Hey, where'd you get these nice sake cups?

[Chick McGee]

They do look like little starter seed planters or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What color would you choose?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd probably go that flesh tone there.

[Christy Lee]

Would you? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the black one.

[Tom Griswold]

Now stop it, Chick. It's more of a gray. Just before they fall off, I get

[Willie Griswold]

a cool one like Spider man on there or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they. They. Would they stay on?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe not on.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you stood up, wouldn't it just drop to the ground?

[Josh Arnold]

That might be fine, as long as

[Christy Lee]

you're not burning your balls. I think it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, she makes a.

[Pat Godwin]

My goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

She makes a point that was oddly hard on the ears.

[Tom Griswold]

You said I didn't want.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to hear that.

[Christy Lee]

Do guys usually go in the sauna naked? I thought they always wore a towel.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's shorts and no shirt. You know, you take in a towel that you sit on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

On the wall.

[Chick McGee]

Not you. What?

[Pat Godwin]

That you sit on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you sit on it.

[Christy Lee]

So even with a towel down, it's probably still warm on your.

[Pat Godwin]

Very warm. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Double down on the bowl.

[Chick McGee]

It's very sensitive area. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

Does everything shrink? I'm. I can't. I. I get Claustrophobic.

[Josh Arnold]

The opposite wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think it loosens up.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like a sauna? No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Really good for you. Dry sauna.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

Who says it's good for you?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of cardiologists.

[Pat Godwin]

60%.

[Tom Griswold]

Your heart, is it the sweat?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that's. It releases toxins, but it's perceived adversity. Your body thinks it's dying because it's so hot. Releases all these great chemicals.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's real good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

You scrape them off. What happens to the chemicals?

[Chick McGee]

You scrape them off and make a nice protein shake out of them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what about red light?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question, Pat. Do you talk to people in the sauna?

[Pat Godwin]

No, there's no talking as far as I'm concerned. I go in within with earbuds on. But there are. Are some political. I have two political guys right now that drive me crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny. Are they. Do they agree or disagree?

[Pat Godwin]

They disagree. And the ones over here to the left, the ones over here.

[Tom Griswold]

You're out of your mind.

[Pat Godwin]

There's only one song. I see them. I have to get it done. I'm in there 20 minutes and they can't help themselves. I just turn these here. I just turn the.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you. Earpods. Don't they Salvador Dally out of.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, I don't use good ones. I use crappy ones. I don't use the, the real good ones. Yeah, because they get, they get wet.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't try to talk to you at all.

[Pat Godwin]

I have it so loud that. Yes, they do. But I, I, I close my eyes sometimes. It's so.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want to talk? That's.

[Pat Godwin]

There's so much talking in there and there's movement and they're stretching and you shouldn't be doing that, you know, I got one.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

I got one for you. You know what you should do when these guys are going at it, just talking to go. Hey, fellas, fellas. There's a new Enough hot air in here already.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm writing that down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Referencing their chat. Yeah, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're both morons.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they'll quit the gym.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish they would.

[Christy Lee]

Do they. They don't have music pumped in?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

You should play in there, man. Get a little Buskers trail.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that work?

[Chick McGee]

There you go in here and sauna to this. What do you think?

[Willie Griswold]

I'M not going to tell you. You guys anything anymore because now. Now I'm horny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

I love yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you said you have a testicular song for us?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How are your. How are your testicles these days?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there is a situation when you go in there with all that heat and all that moisture, you know, I'm uncomfortable talking about it, but, you know, not singing about it. I got a pimple on my balls. I saw it in the bathroom stall. Oh, I went to take a piss and I said what the hell is this? I got a pimple in my buzz. It was at the bottom of my sack hiding by my crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps both big and small. I got a pimple on my balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, you sing it.

[Christy Lee]

No. Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

How did it get the hell down there? Nestled in my pubic hair it is quite a spectacle. A pustula on my testicles. Should I leave or should I pop? Will this acne ever stop? I used to get them on my face but never such a place Like a pimple on my balls. Girls get bumps on their vagina. They shave to make it shine. Pimples on their naughty bits. Some get zits on the tips of their nose. I got a pimple on my balls. Hey, I check my satchel every fall I do a self examination that leads to masturbation. I got a pimple on my balls Popping.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome, my friend down there.

[Tom Griswold]

That will not be one of the songs on the new Pat Godwin Dry Bar special.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd you bring.

[Chick McGee]

It's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming soon.

[Chick McGee]

In 29 maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly look forward to it.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you in touch with them?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I look every day and check my email. I'm not trying to be a pest at this point, but I'm getting a little.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, good. Great things take time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. I know.

[Chick McGee]

You know, a lot of people say great things happen in a flash. Oh, oh, no,

[Tom Griswold]

wait.

[Pat Godwin]

They're having issues. Adding the laughter is what they told me.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate your indulging us today. You can reach us, Bob and Tom, @bobandtom.com we would love to hear from you on whatever topic it might be, and we'll check in with you tomorrow. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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