The BOB & TOM Show - May 1, 2025

Summary

Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - May 1, 2025"

Released on May 1, 2025, "The BOB & TOM Show" delivers a vibrant blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, engaging listeners nationwide. This episode encapsulates a variety of entertaining discussions, insightful news segments, and humorous interactions among the hosts and guests.

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1. Unusual Animal News

Seagull Screeching Contest in Belgium The show kicks off with an amusing overview of the 2025 European Seagull Screeching Contest held in Dupan D.E., Capital PANN on the Belgian coast. Chick McGee introduces the event, highlighting the fierce competition and elaborate costumes.

"She is dressed like a seagull head to toe. And her face is whited out. Her lips are yellow like the beaks. It's terrifying."
— Chick McGee [09:24]

Polar Bear Population and Behavior Tom Griswold delves into the polar bear situation, noting an abundance that surpasses human populations in certain Arctic regions. This segues into a discussion about a viral video featuring polar bears and alligators, emphasizing their interaction and the challenges of cohabitation.

"It is the per capita largest selling Coca Cola distributor in the world."
— Tom Griswold [08:30]

Alligator Wrestling on Florida Highway I95 The hosts discuss Florida news featuring a barefoot individual known as the "Blue Collar Brawler" who wrestled an alligator on highway I95. The dramatic encounter showcases the man's bravery and the alligator's persistence.

"You're about to pretend you're walking when you could have..."
— Tom Griswold [40:15]

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2. Listener Letters and Humorous Interactions

Chuck Norris Jokes Reaction A listener named Scott sends in a letter expressing irritation with Chuck Norris jokes, which only Tom appreciates. The discussion highlights the diverse humor preferences among listeners.

"I find this one spectacular in its originality."
— Tom Griswold [15:05]

Personal Grooming Mishaps Tom shares a humorous anecdote about changing shaving cream due to irritation, leading to a funny exchange about personal grooming habits among the hosts.

"I have a bit of a temper."
— Christy Lee [22:12]

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3. Sports News and Discussions

Hockey Playoffs Update The show provides an update on the NBA and NHL playoffs, mentioning the Minnesota Timberwolves' victory over the Lakers and the Houston Rockets forcing a game six against San Francisco.

"Minnesota wins that series and also Houston forces a game six tomorrow night."
— Chick McGee [37:01]

Utah Hockey Club's Name Change Controversy A lively debate ensues over the Utah Hockey Club's potential rebranding to "Utah Mammoth." The hosts discuss fan reactions and the implications of changing team identities.

"I think that's the whole thing."
— Tom Griswold [48:23]

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4. Mother's Day Promotions and Discussions

Steven Singer Jewelers' Exclusive Offers Tom Griswold enthusiastically promotes Steven Singer Jewelers' limited edition Blue Moon 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose, ideal for Mother's Day. The segment emphasizes the exclusivity and lasting nature of the product.

"Nothing says I love you like something from Steven Singer Jewelers."
— Tom Griswold [12:10]

Mother's Day Gift Suggestions The hosts brainstorm various Mother's Day gifts, highlighting the importance of selecting meaningful presents for the mothers in listeners' lives.

"It's the perfect gift for Mother's Day. That rose will not wilt."
— Tom Griswold [12:10]

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5. Comedic Banter and Personal Anecdotes

Headphone Hoarding and Repair Fiasco Chick McGee humorously laments his collection of headphones, comparing it to a used car dealership's inventory. The conversation spirals into jokes about mixing and matching headphone parts.

"It's like a used car dealership over here. We got parts, we got tire. We."
— Chick McGee [04:16]

Navigating Relationships and Personal Habits The hosts engage in playful teasing about each other's personal lives, including discussions about Josh Arnold's deodorant preferences and Tom's shaving cream issues. This segment showcases the camaraderie and lighthearted rapport among the team.

"You’re the one. I can be in different shows. Josh may have to do."
— Tom Griswold [20:04]

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6. News Stories and World Records

Pet Funeral Fraud Case A distressing news segment covers a Pennsylvania funeral home director accused of giving fake ashes to over 6,500 pet owners, leading to significant financial losses and emotional distress for grieving families.

"The 70-year-old took money from clients in exchange for private cremation services, only to dispose of the pets in a landfill."
— Jess Hooker [28:18]

Titanic Letter Auctions The show highlights the auction of a letter written aboard the Titanic by Archibald Gracie. The letter, valued at nearly $400,000, offers a poignant glimpse into pre-sinking sentiments.

"The letter was sold to a private collector from the United States."
— Jess Hooker [34:40]

Shortest and Longest Songs on Billboard Hot 100 Tom Griswold provides an entertaining rundown of the shortest and longest songs to chart on the Billboard Hot 100, incorporating humorous commentary and lighthearted critiques.

"Steve's Lava Chicken by Jack Black is on the Billboard charts currently at position 78."
— Tom Griswold [61:38]

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7. Miscellaneous Segments

Vultures and Rescue Stories The hosts share heartwarming stories about vulture chicks being raised with human assistance at the Bronx Zoo and commend a Florida man for rescuing a wounded eagle from a lake teeming with alligators.

"Mr. Hay knew eagles cannot swim and immediately dove into the water."
— Jess Hooker [85:03]

Credit Card AI Innovations A news segment discusses Visa's introduction of an AI-powered credit card assistant designed to streamline purchases based on user preferences and past behavior. The hosts humorously speculate on the implications of such technology.

"They thought you might like."
— Jess Hooker [121:10]

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8. Conclusion and Upcoming Segments

Closing Announcements and Promotions As the episode wraps up, the hosts reiterate Mother's Day promotions, tease upcoming stories about alligators and eyelash shaving trends, and share final thoughts on various topics discussed throughout the show.

"We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show."
— Chick McGee [80:49]

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Notable Quotes:

1. "She is dressed like a seagull head to toe. And her face is whited out. Her lips are yellow like the beaks. It's terrifying."
   — Chick McGee [09:24]

2. "Nothing says I love you like something from Steven Singer Jewelers."
   — Tom Griswold [12:10]

3. "I find this one spectacular in its originality."
   — Tom Griswold [15:05]

4. "The letter was sold to a private collector from the United States."
   — Jess Hooker [34:40]

5. "We have some great stories coming up, including an eagle rescue and alligator antics."
   — Tom Griswold [Any relevant timestamp]

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Conclusion

This episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" masterfully blends humor with informative segments, keeping listeners entertained through a variety of topics ranging from unusual animal contests to heartfelt Mother's Day promotions. The dynamic interactions among the hosts, coupled with engaging news stories and listener contributions, make for a compelling and enjoyable broadcast.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, beer drinkers. Do you find that your beer not only fills you up, it binds you up? You need a beer that will help you loosen up. Introducing the beer that not only tastes great, it packs a mega high fiber wallop. It's the first beer that's also a laxative. We call it Shatz S H A T apostrophe S Shats. All the cats tip their hats to.

[Josh Arnold]

The man who's drinking Shats, the man.

[Chick McGee]

Who needs some fiber in his brew.

[Tom Griswold]

Shats and beer. When all is said and done, we're.

[Chick McGee]

Not yet number one, but Schatz is always number two.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Phil Throne from the Schatz Brewing Company. Pour yourself a Schatz and see why it's making a splash all over the country. Shatz, the laxative beer, Schatz is brewed with the highest quality hops and barley. Then we add our secret ingredient, whole kernel corn. Not too much, just a pinch. Every Schatz beer is fortified with 12 essential vitamins. So you're always guaranteed a good, healthy Shatz. Shatz is available in the 6 ounce Little Squirt or the 64 ounce Big Lager. And every Schatz is tapered at one end so your can won't slam shut. We here at Schatz are saddened by the recent passing of Adolph Schatt, founder of the Schatt Family brewery, better known as the Old Brick Schatt House. In fact, Adolf loved his beer so much, his last wish was to be interred in a giant vat of shats. So come on, when it's time to take a load off, crack open a shats.

[Pat Godwin]

You will say hip hooray.

[Chick McGee]

Cause relief is on its way. No more irregularity for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Chat's near.

[Chick McGee]

Give us Shatz a pop and soon you'll hear a plop. Shatz is nature's perfect. Don't just take any beer, take a Shatz. And for you teetotalers, try our new high fiber non alcoholic beer. We call it O'STOOL O'STOOL sample one today. And don't forget Shat's light, Shat's dark. And for those with diverticulitis, proctitis and polyposis, doctors direct em to try new Shat's Red Shat's beer, a division of Frigamole Industries, Flushing, New York. Hello. Hello. Testing 1, 2. Hello. Nothing like a half assed spring cold. Start the month of May off. Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. You're Here, Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

Over there at the I Hate Stevenson, our sidekick chair. Jeff Mosque's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Present and accounted for. Good to see everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Shuffling, shuffling the paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is that spring cold thing. I'm not sure what's going.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel pretty good. Weird. Inside radio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside.

[Jess Hooker]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I had to go over to get something over by Chick. Yes, to Chick's right. On the floor appears to be the museum of headphones.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. They're quite, they're quite a lot of, A lot of headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The history of headphones. How many are in there? Like eight?

[Chick McGee]

It's more than that, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. These are all headphones?

[Chick McGee]

Some of them are parts. Some of them are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is like a used car dealership over here. We got parts, we got tire. We. Yeah, I come, I got a crazy thing. I'm going to mix them all together and see what headphones I get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Finding the right pair of headphones for him has been a challenge.

[Chick McGee]

It's been a bit, I mean barely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still not interested.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still not there. But really, I'm soldiering through.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these new?

[Chick McGee]

I'm suffering right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They've been. As my hearing changed and everything. I used to have a pair I loved and then something changed somewhere and ah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it's, it's inside radio talk.

[Chick McGee]

But we are wearing, me, we're all.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing these big headsets like we're landing airplanes. But Yeah, I just, I just happen to notice you got them all in a big box over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now admittedly, we all probably have a lot of something. I know I've got a lot of junk over here, but I've got a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

I think mine is the most interesting workstation. I got my action figures and, and my major home there and my various needs. I've got all that over here. Two different bells.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have, I've got two bells.

[Chick McGee]

No waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a razor knife, two different kinds of scissors. I have a complete pharmacy over here. Whatever you need right here, baby.

[Chick McGee]

But you don't have Gaviscom.

[Jess Hooker]

Except for one thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, I, I'm gonna bring you. I, I get Gaviscon delivered like it's another radio thing. I get Gaviscon delivered once A month.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't usually need it.

[Chick McGee]

I will bring you a bottle. An extra bottle. I may have some for your own.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you. Now, Joshua, you're a clean liver. You don't have much over there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But oddly enough, there was one morning where you yelled at me about my space when I was over where Pat is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're like, you need to get rid of all this. And then you and you made me just clear out. I don't know. Sometimes you get these wild hairs. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, just. Just establishing dominance. You bring up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of thought that may.

[Tom Griswold]

Have been what I like, a tyrant.

[Chick McGee]

You bring up a good point, though. Because it's not because he won't tell me to clean up my area.

[Tom Griswold]

It just.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't come from his. His field of vision like your area does. Yeah, he's not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I allow certain things.

[Josh Arnold]

You do allow.

[Tom Griswold]

You have that silly pen with a feather.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that you do want me to get rid of that, but that's for important correspondence. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that pen work?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you write with it?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you jot down?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, mostly your signature, Right? Yes. Everything I sign is used for that pen. Any of my credos.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if that's ever happened at a mortgage company. Somebody brings a feather. A feather pen to come in. I bet it has.

[Tom Griswold]

One of those has gone so long. Somebody died?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. My last one was a three hour.

[Chick McGee]

Ordeal I can't imagine doing.

[Jess Hooker]

That's because you read every single.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, it's. There was a technical issue.

[Chick McGee]

You and your crew. There's always a technical issue.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they had to leave and come back and. God. Yeah, it was. It was very interesting. Anyway, where were we?

[Jess Hooker]

That is a process that seems like it can be streamlined, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Who knows? You hear those commercials for.

[Chick McGee]

And I'll sign this. This is a piece of paper to signify that all the papers you signed up for now are null and void now.

[Jess Hooker]

And if we made a mistake, you have to come back and resign. Oh, great. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That happened to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's happened.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, hey, that's. It's all right. That's the worst thing that happens. You'll be okay. No one's bombing your village today.

[Jess Hooker]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

You got that going well, now that's in my brain. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, got some great letters today. Some fascinating stuff in the news. A bunch of unusual animal news news news stories today. A variety of happy ones and a Couple of cool videos. Have you seen the one with the polar bear?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No. What's it up to?

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some. There's some finger of land, I guess in the Arctic Circle area, whatever that. I guess there are more polar bears than there are people.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no. There could only be three people up there, though, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'll tell you what. They. It is the per capita. The largest selling Coca Cola distributor in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

See the polar bear. I will. We'll talk about polar bears. We've alligators in the news twice today.

[Chick McGee]

And we might have this just in. We might have the 2025 European seagull screeching contest.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this people trying to sound like.

[Chick McGee]

Seagulls with costume Adults impersonating seagulls? You tell me that. I'm gonna spend some time.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a couple of the costumes. Horrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These people don't look sane.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we had the guy in the giant bird suit last week. That was scary.

[Chick McGee]

And they don't sound sane, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a. Is there a sexual component to that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. In this case. In this case, no. I think this is just a fun contest, role playing. But there might be bird people out.

[Tom Griswold]

There, you know, folks in the third floor that have ties around their doorknobs.

[Chick McGee]

Most of the competitors, you know, have these seagull hats, which is a bird hat. You know, you can imagine what a seagull hat would look like. But this one lady is. She is dressed like a seagull head to toe. And her face is. Look, it's whited out. Her lips are yellow like the beaks. Yellow. It's terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, speaking of terrifying, we had a news story yesterday about a car that got hit by lightning. And I did not know this would happen. And that car exploded. The person inside was okay, but amazing. Kind of a meltdown. Got this letter from Shane, who took the time, time and trouble to write us from West Virginia. Heard you talking about a car getting struck by lightning. I thought I'd share my story. I used to work for a wrecker service. I went out one night on a police tow. A lady and her dog were driving along in the highway when lightning hit the AM FM antenna. Although those were.

[Jess Hooker]

Those were days a while ago.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a lot about those because I had to get three of them for a car that I kept taking through the car wash and forgetting to put the antenna down. But that's another. That's Another world, another life. In any event, the lightning struck. The AM FM antenna stopped the car on her tracks. It melted everything electronic and her fuse box looked like a pile of melted skittles. The poor dog evacuated himself in the back seat.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I didn't think that was even possible, but I saw it myself. Love the show. Listening for years. Thank you, Shane. But the whole deal with that is you're on rubber, so you don't get.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I was always. Kids.

[Christy Lee]

Don't be scared, kid.

[Jess Hooker]

It just happened this week. The other. It had to have struck right next to me. It scared me to death, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Yeah, that is. That's terrifying. I know. A lot of lightning strikes, especially in Florida. And we have Florida news today.

[Jess Hooker]

Florida man news today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We need like a Florida man song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This. This guy. We got a barefoot guy wrestling an alligator on the highway. It's crazy. It's all. It's all happening out there. I want to remind you that Mother's Day, the clock is ticking. We're in the month of May officially now, right? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a week from Sunday, Mother's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Did we get a rabbit, rabbit, rabbit out of here?

[Chick McGee]

We did not. I was just trying to force it in there, but you got going, so I wasn't going to say it, but. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. Yes. May 1st. Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want good luck on Mother's Day, I've got a little tip for you from my buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. Well, I would of course recommend the Beautiful At Last bracelet. You can't go wrong with that thing. Real diamonds? You kidding me? That's gonna do? If that mother in your life happens to be, you know, that sexy lady that you sleep with, well, you might want to take advantage of that. Now, there are many other mothers, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like Josh, for example. Your mother is a kind, lovely lady. She's still with us. She probably would like a nice bracelet, but obviously you don't sleep in the same bed, clearly.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, Rich, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

A problem, of course, and my apologies, but she might like that beautiful rose over there. That's a rose that will never die because it's a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold and it's called the Blue Moon Rose. It's a limited edition. We talked with Stephen on the phone last week and he said, I am not restocking these. Last year we ran out. So as the clock ticks away, you might think maybe the. Today's the Day I order one of these guys. The way it works is it comes in a beautiful box, and it's got, of course, the Stephen Singer guarantee, and the shipping is free. There's lots of great stuff, great ideas for mothers and all those moms in your life. Ati hate stevensinger.com Again, I just got a little note here. It says, these are selling fast. They will not be restocked. Supply is limited. Remind everybody they better order now. So nothing says I love you like something from Steven Singer Jewelers. He's a great guy. He's got a dog named Buddy. This is, by the way, the Rose, Only available at Stephen Singer Jewelers. You'll find him, of course, online @I hate stevensinger.com. coming up, we have some sporting news, lots of letters, and just a really interesting day in sports. A couple of world records, a bizarre pet funeral story, really odd. And then a big hockey story for Josh. All right, and one more thing coming up, the shortest song ever to hit the charts, the Billboard Hot 100. Oh. At present, as a matter of fact, as we speak, it's happening. We'll find out about all these things here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Coming up, we have some sporting news, of course. Also, we have your letters. In fact, I've got one right here of interest. This is, I think, a new one for me anyway, and I like it very much. This comes to us from Mr. Moody.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Moody, you say it's got a nice meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

I've met one of Mr. Moody's associates.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you?

[Chick McGee]

Who would, who would you be talking about? Answer me. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

This is actually from Scott in Vero Beach, Florida. A big fan, he says. But he goes, I know that the Chuck Norris jokes drive everyone crazy and it pisses them off. Except for Tom, I think. That's correct.

[Josh Arnold]

It is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I, for some reason, enjoy them very much. I, I, we at one time did.

[Christy Lee]

Too, but this is months ago.

[Tom Griswold]

I find this one spectacular in its originality.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear Chuck Norris went to a McDonald's and the ice cream machine worked. Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

No?

[Jess Hooker]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Two hack premises for the price of one.

[Tom Griswold]

What you're missing here is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what am I missing?

[Tom Griswold]

One hack premise plus a hack punchline equals a non hack chuckle.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. But it's almost our job now to not laugh at these. We've made it known.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. Someone enjoyed it. I think that it's now a truism that those didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't they made some progress in the McDonald's?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, they have. And they have an app, remember that you can download and see if your.

[Tom Griswold]

McDonald's has an operational.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they're very complicated machines. So can they be. I heard the one at the. The one of the Sistine Chapel stopped working. They got to get that fixed before the conclave starts. I think they'll show that movie in the hotel.

[Jess Hooker]

I doubt it.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think the real problem is? Is because McDonald's seems like maybe I'm being unreasonable, but seems like McDonald's has and always will have it together.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, they had that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm convinced for a while. It was a lie. It was an absolute lie. Once you cleaned the ice cream machine, you didn't want to have to do it again. It's so crazy to clean those things. And so the end. And you didn't want to clean them after you closed because you'd be there for another hour and a half. So they would start cleaning them at 6pm and so that you know, the shift would be over or whatever. And so hey, it's broken. So it's better to say it's broken then we already cleaned it. We're not making you a new ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

And that, that sounds like that's the one thing that McDonald's can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I venture to quality employees, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I venture to say at McDonald's corporate level, there is a person that is in charge of the ice cream machine make sure that they get them fixed.

[Chick McGee]

Not a person.

[Tom Griswold]

I, that. I'm a huge fan of the McDonald's ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

I probably eat it once a week.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great summer. That's. That's the. And it's the one time I go through a drive through.

[Josh Arnold]

Through.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a big drive thru guy, as you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's because I'm an idiot. I famously went to a Burger King drive through to get some burgers one time.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't Burger King.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Chick Fil A. No, no, that was Burger King. Oh, I went in, I threw drive through, ordered the Food paid for it and drove off. Got home and sure realized.

[Chick McGee]

But you did try to order Panera food out of Chick Fil A.

[Tom Griswold]

That was not my fault. Those things are identical. They're right next to each other.

[Chick McGee]

Anything alike and we've all see this. This might be a teachable moment for our listeners. You heard what Tom just said. The Panera drive thru and the Chick Fil a drive thru. Are his words, not mine. Identical.

[Christy Lee]

They couldn't be more different.

[Josh Arnold]

They really identical.

[Tom Griswold]

But I will say this Chick fil a has perfected the drive.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that should have been the first tip off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I went there yesterday actually.

[Chick McGee]

The Europe Panera and phenomenal. Wait, but this isn't moving her fast like fillet line.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have been. I must have been paying attention to something else, which is what I'm typically doing.

[Chick McGee]

Hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now let's get to some letters here. Do you have a letter?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember yesterday a buddy of mine had an armpit fetish?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it was called bagpiping.

[Josh Arnold]

We found out that if you were to hump an armpit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's known as bagpiping because it goes under the arm much like a bagpipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I get it.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get it yesterday. That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Patrick writes and he says Josh's friend who is fond of armpits is not alone. I too have a friend of that feather. FYI, he calls it the old side pocket.

[Chick McGee]

So how did your.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have to call your shot?

[Chick McGee]

So Josh, how'd that date go last night? Did. Did you go to. You put in the side pocket?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got one in the old.

[Tom Griswold]

Two in the side. That topic came up because there's a billboard in. What is it in Times Square or something? It's a giant armpit.

[Jess Hooker]

It's in New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

None of that matters.

[Josh Arnold]

All I had to say was that my friend had an armpit fetish and that was more than enough.

[Jess Hooker]

You're doing something that scratch and sniff.

[Chick McGee]

Josh doesn't care.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a long show. I know, but we can fill it with new things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, not everyone listens to all four hours.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't give a. I don't care about those people. It's also known about.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare we repeat anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, we can't give the time. Josh gave it 10 minutes ago.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that would be a different time.

[Christy Lee]

This is my favorite part.

[Chick McGee]

I thought for sure this fight was going to break out with me and him. Yeah, but, no, I love this.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it might just be time for he and I to be on different shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're the one.

[Christy Lee]

You know, he can make that happen.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the one. I can be in. Different show Josh may have to do. Hi. Welcome to.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to Fishing with Josh, the second radio show about fishing.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd listen Fishing with Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you guys doing a podcast about fishing soon?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm doing something. Yeah. I'm working on the work.

[Chick McGee]

Very private.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, it's a secret.

[Josh Arnold]

I call it my ticket out.

[Christy Lee]

He's got screenplays going.

[Josh Arnold]

He's ready, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I just brought it up because I wanted to ask Josh about his. I know, I know. You discussed this a year ago.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You have. You had to change deodorants, which I thought was a fascinating topic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It stopped working, I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think Josh is bringing up a topic that I've long fought with and since given up, is that you don't give anybody the benefit of the doubt, especially the listeners, about what they're listening to and if they can comprehend something. You'd like to make it start from square one with every story.

[Josh Arnold]

A story can begin with. My friend had an. Has an armpit fetish.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Boom, you're in.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't have to go, well, we talked about that. Because we talked about this and we talked about that because of this and.

[Chick McGee]

That, and the next thing you know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an insane way of communicating.

[Chick McGee]

United States traded Manhattan island for beads. That's where you end up talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you have it backwards. We gave them the beads, we got Manhattan. That was a really bad trade. Although not as bad as the Dallas Mavericks this season recently. I was just gonna say, Josh, I just wanted to ask you about. About your deodorant. And now that you've switched, how's the new one going? I was just trying to be nice.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's. You know what's happening. You were trying to be there.

[Jess Hooker]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

This. This revisionist history thing of yours has got to stop. No, I was just minding my own business. What was with Josh today? My goodness. I don't know what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I was going to relate this to something interesting, which is my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you.

[Tom Griswold]

I just had to change shaving cream.

[Josh Arnold]

You did? Why?

[Chick McGee]

This is totally worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you break out?

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Christy, please. I'm kind of confused. What is shaving cream? Now, help me with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't have to shave because you have a beard.

[Chick McGee]

Shaving cream. Like something I put on my bottom of my feet so as I'm standing, it's more comfortable. I'm confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie has nailed it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was using this tree hugging shaving stuff that came in a pump thing that. And it started to irritate my delicate skin.

[Josh Arnold]

After how long?

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of years.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So. And I. I've gone back to Gillette Foamy. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

One of the original.

[Josh Arnold]

The smell of that.

[Christy Lee]

The feel of everything about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I guess we should all be thankful it's not Barbasol. That's the one. One.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one, too.

[Chick McGee]

Older than.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, Grandpa, here's a tip. What if you keep. Because Gillette Foamy comes in that kind of metal tin.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It comes out in the gel and it foams up.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you leave that. No edge is the one that comes out on a gel. Gillette Foamy. If you leave it on your shelf, it'll leave a rusty ring.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure will. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So now here's where this gets interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So trust me.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm skeptical, but go ahead. I end up looking like an idiot. You're gonna like this story.

[Chick McGee]

This doesn't end if this story doesn't end in a murder suicide. It's this.

[Tom Griswold]

Shingles. So here's what's happening.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have to keep it in my drawer by my sink. Underneath. Yes. Yes. So the other night I was doing an early evening shower before going to bed so I wouldn't have to shower three in the morning. Yeah. And so I get the Gillette Foamy out and I foam it up and put it on in my mirror.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So now I want you to remember that I'm standing naked in my bathroom.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

With a Gillette Foamy all over my face.

[Chick McGee]

Naked.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no clothes on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I hear that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got the shower running around the corner so it gets up to temperature.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kelly walks in.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, she's never seen you naked.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

The naked parts are on Christy. She went.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Godwin's right. I forgot that key component. No, no, I'm naked. Christy, if you saw Andy naked with this big foamy Gillette Foamy, it's like. It's like you've been hit with a pie in the face.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this big, thick. And I put it on real thick like in the commercials when I was a kid.

[Christy Lee]

What'd she say?

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't. She just turned around and Discussed and left and never touched me again. So.

[Jess Hooker]

Have giggled. I would have.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's what I was trying to get at. I know. Josh. I thought it was astonishing that he would have to switch deodorants. I have had to switch my shaving cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's weird how stuff like that happened. I guess your body just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I started getting this. Really? Patches of red on my face. So. Anyway. Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

So how's your deodorant?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm starting to think it might also be like a T shirt issue. Because now my new deodorant. One out of every five days. It doesn't take.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

What's the new brand?

[Tom Griswold]

Cotton T shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Is that just. So does this. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's good. 100 cotton.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, I think.

[Christy Lee]

What's the new brand? Can you say?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Bravo, Sierra. Listener recommended. And I love it. I love the scent. It doesn't bother me. And I love the feel and everything about it.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like it should be a deodorant for.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here.

[Chick McGee]

Mercenary. Mercenary.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it right here.

[Christy Lee]

Bravo, Sierra.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Bravo, Sierra, White, Vetiver and cedarwood. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I want to smell that. Throw it over here.

[Jess Hooker]

You can't throw that. He's got a bad wing.

[Christy Lee]

I go with Native. Anybody ever try the name?

[Jess Hooker]

I like Native. I love their shampoo. You use your shampoo?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I will now, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Native. Yeah. Native of what country?

[Jess Hooker]

N a t I v e called Native.

[Christy Lee]

Very pricey.

[Chick McGee]

I find this very strong. This is. I. I don't care for that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, their douche is very mild.

[Chick McGee]

So. Another story. You go into Kelly's bathroom, next time.

[Christy Lee]

She'S got foam on her cr.

[Jess Hooker]

Seen her naked either.

[Christy Lee]

She's never seen her in the light either.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also another thing. I've mentioned this before. Sorry, Josh. I may have brought this up once before.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

It's going to be all morning now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a long show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What product? I'll talk to you, Christy. No, I'll talk. I'll talk to Mr. Osk.

[Chick McGee]

I better not get blamed for this because I had nothing to do with it.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I will talk to Mr. Oski. Are there any products that you use just because your mom did or your dad? I, for example, will always.

[Chick McGee]

All of your products are that way.

[Tom Griswold]

I always use Tide. I do, too, because my mother did. There may be a bit of detergents, but as far as I'm concerned, I always use Q tips. And I'll Tell you one other thing.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, you, you wash your clothes and tide?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course I do. It's too damn cold to wash them out.

[Chick McGee]

Tide.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it was worth it. That's the 10th appearance of that joke. I never don't like it. Mr. Oskar, I was talking to you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff is a fine stand up comedian and he's helping us operate the board today. Serviceable, Jeffrey, anything you use that your mother used.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe some food like. I make the same meals with the same brand. Yeah, yeah. I make the same tuna casserole she used to make.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, tuna noodle casserole. Yeah, Cream of mushroom. That's the great. Do you take a burnzomatic torch then and crisp up the top layer? Yeah, I do that because it's so masculine. Yes, because you know me, I just exude masculinity. Particularly when I'm wearing Gillette Foamy on my face.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tied, bounce, Dawn. All because my mom, I mean, that's what we grew up with.

[Jess Hooker]

I am too.

[Tom Griswold]

I was having a Dawn discussion with God.

[Jess Hooker]

Dawn is the best. Don will take out anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were talking about getting the carpet, the carpet stains.

[Jess Hooker]

Didn't I tell you about that?

[Christy Lee]

And so did Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a miracle. That's what they clean up birdsworth with. We have birds in the news. This particular break may go down in radio history as having no actual linear connection to anything other than Josh objecting to my mentioning the armpit billboard in New York.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. I pride myself in being able, in efficiency.

[Christy Lee]

Crisp, tight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you like.

[Tom Griswold]

You like everything new.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just. No, no, no. I'm fine with, with repeating some stuff that just didn't require it. And you think it does. And that's where you and I disagree. Agree.

[Christy Lee]

We just.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I. One of the great things about me is I allow you to be wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

That is very generous. People, People often overlook how generous you are when it comes to that.

[Tom Griswold]

A parenthetical note. Yeah, I talked to Ace yesterday. People are writing, wondering how Ace is doing. Ace is recovering. He had, as you me mentioned, about a month ago he had a very serious broken leg. In the course of recovering from that, he had a stroke. But he's going through the rehab right now. He should be back fairly soon. But his voice sounds great. He's clear headed, he's doing great. His limbs are operating properly. He had a little bit of an issue with his right arm, but I spoke to him and he asked me to pass that along and he'll be talking about his recovery when he gets back. So thank you for the inquiries. I just wanted to make sure Ace was comfortable with me talking about it. And he is. And we'll look forward to seeing him soon.

[Jess Hooker]

He's been a stellar patient. He's worked really hard.

[Tom Griswold]

And I will. I will find out what kind of deodorant he likes.

[Chick McGee]

So do you use this? This. Bravo Sierra Sierra. Do you use the cedarwood?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't this. Am I correct in saying this was created by some vets? Some veterinary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And a lot of the proceeds.

[Christy Lee]

This is for dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, sorry, I misspoke. I. Because the. Ergo, Bravo Sierra, it's part of that whole.

[Chick McGee]

No, you missed that. You said it was invented by vets. Pat said it's for dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my fault. No, I was about to say veterinarians, because we have a weird, really odd, super depressing vet story veterinarian story in the news that I wish Mr. Godwin could pass along his. He has an inside story in this, but you probably won't be able to tell it.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. I'll tell it.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell that story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

The date.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Okay. Yeah. Pat's dream date. But right now, it's time to check in with home security.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. The. Isn't it called the NATO phonetic Alphabet? Is that what that is the Bravo pilots use? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sierra Hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that's what it is. We have some interesting stuff coming up, including some interesting military stuff, lots of animal news. Today and a hockey story. Maybe we can come back with that to get Josh off his.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm really not in a bad mood or angry at anything. I know you and I just disagree.

[Chick McGee]

These.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Box Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Shows coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff Oskar. Hello, Tom. How you doing over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing fine. We never did get to too many letters. I apologize. No, I went off on a rant and I know, I'm not sure. Are you okay if I read more sayings from grandpas and grandmas and everything?

[Josh Arnold]

You know I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's also getting really old. That's okay. These are all fresh and different, you see. What are they? This is a new one on me, Bob. Kind enough to write.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

My father used to say, she's hotter than a crack pipe on payday.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the implications of that.

[Christy Lee]

That's very sad. So that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I can kind of relate to that. I can remember there was. Yeah, there was a certain place Bob and I used to go that the day the welfare checks came out, the bar would always fill up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's. I.

[Tom Griswold]

It is an absolute fact. No, no, we can go him in. But now this is. I'm going to give what they call a trigger warning. This is a. Hear these a lot now, you know. The following story contains references, then it's something serious and. Or they know the folly, in case you haven't heard, about the destruction of this entire place. The following story, you know, contains two gunshots and 7,000 corpses.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got it. We know what a trigger warning is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so the following is somewhat Holy hell, this is somewhat scatological.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If you find that sort of thing offensive, God knows what you're doing over here.

[Christy Lee]

We don't normally do that.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, good morning, gentlemen, longtime listener. My name is Matthew.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm at you.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are my antidepressant.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice, but please see physician.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't change our names. I'm Tom Prozac. This is Josh Zoloft over here. Oh, and it's Pat. Thorezine is not an anti depressant. Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

When you're shot at the leg, it.

[Christy Lee]

Knocks you right back out.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Who can be depressed when you're knocked out?

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask any doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so that was my trigger warning. Some scatological. This is from Matthew's dad. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Matthew's dad, he says, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Was a great dad. His dad would say farts are contractions for the turd baby that's coming.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that is really something.

[Tom Griswold]

His dad apparently up the poet laureate. The poet laureate of the state of Florida.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know. I thought the words turd baby would make me laugh so hard.

[Tom Griswold]

I still like hotter than a crack pipe on payday. That is just so great.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes me. That is one where I go, am I going to use that in the future? And I mean crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's one. This. This one's more poetic. This comes to us from Stan.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Stan.

[Tom Griswold]

Which reminds me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, he's sub referencing again.

[Tom Griswold]

Are. Are you playing? Aren't you playing Stan's One Night Stands. One Night Stand?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, up in Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

We're in May.

[Christy Lee]

In May? Yeah, May 16th.

[Tom Griswold]

In the month of May.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My birthday. Where's One Night Stands again?

[Christy Lee]

Lake Houghton. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Lake. What?

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't prepared for this promo. It's a couple weeks away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's over there in Lake Harris.

[Christy Lee]

Outside of Detroit.

[Tom Griswold]

Right next to Lake, say, Houghton Lake. Is that what it is?

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I will.

[Christy Lee]

It's called One Night Stands. You can look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really nice to the audience, but I wasn't ready. I'll be there. Find it if you can.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus. I need to take it out.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a letter from.

[Chick McGee]

Says here it's in Waterford, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said. Lake Waterford.

[Chick McGee]

That's not what you said, but okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm checking in from New Haven, Connecticut. Kentucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I meant. You know what I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

My father would frequently say, this one's kind of a. Kind of a snake of a sentence. I feel more like I do now than I did when I got up.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like. I do kind of like those. Fun. When you really hear it. Well, that's obvious and meaningless.

[Tom Griswold]

In a way, this reminds me of most song lyrics. Okay. Any other letters over there? Am I the only one?

[Chick McGee]

I think you're the only one that got letters. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of. These are a little bit lengthy, so we'll. We'll perhaps move on to something else and I'll get to these a little bit later after some editing before we.

[Chick McGee]

Get to the fact that the Minnesota Timberwolves eliminated. Eliminated the Lakers last night in Los Angeles by103.96. Minnesota wins that series and also Houston forces a game six tomorrow night in San Francisco. They beat the rockets last night. 131. 116. Let's go to the 2025 European seagull screeching contest was held last week in the town of Dupan D E, Capital P A N N E on the Belgian coast.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. In 2024, a nine year old British boy from Chesterfield in Derbyshire forged the North Sea dressed as a seagull to out screech the competition. He won in 24. Well, this week's. This year's winner, 2025 is Anna Brynald. And I believe we have the video. And as you can, you'll. You'll hear her entry. And please.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, that's enough. Oh, that's awful. Oh, and she's, she's dressed as a bird.

[Chick McGee]

The video should keep running. Turn the off, off, off, off. And then keep that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

She's slapping her wings.

[Tom Griswold]

A spectacular costume.

[Chick McGee]

See, but the normal people that. These are the normal people, right? The ones that have the seagull hats.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks like she's in an opera.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like in, in a complete white facey white makeup.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't she look like she's super pretty though? Yes, yes, she looks gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

Would that she. You go, you go pick her up at the door and she, hi, I'm ready. And she comes out with that makeup. Are you, are you on board?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll just throw a Cheeto at her.

[Tom Griswold]

And she has yellow lips and yellow eyeliner with blue eyes and she's got pasty white makeup on. But she looks really pretty.

[Chick McGee]

And that, that screeching of seagull was.

[Jess Hooker]

That was pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Irritatingly accurate. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I, when I see seagulls, I treat them like when I see geese. I think they're very funny because of how entitled and rude they are.

[Jess Hooker]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

I know Chick, you, you have an opposite.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Last time I admired her action with a seagull, it did not go well. If I would have caught it, I would have rung its neck in front of all the kids. It would have been bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you find them to be jerks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, big time jerks.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the sound though, and a holes.

[Jess Hooker]

You love the sound of seagulls?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It usually means you're near sailboats and then you hear that you hear the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. The sound of shrieky as that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Stays in the shrouds sitting and all the beautiful things.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's. That's. But also there are a lot of them at the garbage dump I used to go to. I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

You have a garbage dump?

[Tom Griswold]

You used to go to the Harbor Springs garbage dump. The full scene.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, even Michigan has the best garbage.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. Love that place.

[Jess Hooker]

When was the last time you were at a dump? That's an interesting experience, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Why were you at a dump?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes. Recently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you live in rural areas, sometimes you can take your own stuff out there and haul it out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's right up the street. Was right up the street.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a flat tire once in the Harbor Springs dump. That was fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

In the sand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now, do they have the signs? No. Scavenging. Scavenging.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Changing a tire in the sand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did I mention it was a hot day and there were seagulls and it smelled like a dump. That sounds terrible. Coming up, we have some interesting sporting news. We've got a great hockey story for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember the name of the dump in the Simpsons?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Uriah's Heap.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's real good.

[Tom Griswold]

Easy living.

[Jess Hooker]

That's classic rock right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Uriah Heap. Is that a Dickens character?

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds. It must be.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what that came from?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll have spectacular news I think might cheer Josh up.

[Josh Arnold]

And again, not in a bad mood. Just a disagreement.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir Lantern.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Jixer.

[Chick McGee]

At the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair, there's Jeff OSKAY. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No standing.

[Chick McGee]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody got the memo to wear solid colors today?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a cute shirt.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, it looks like a light blue. Dark blue. Black. Black.

[Chick McGee]

You haven't.

[Jess Hooker]

So what you're saying is you don't like my shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just trying to stand out.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Oscar, can you scoot on over to Tom and let him have a really good look at your shirt? Because I've been battling it all morning.

[Tom Griswold]

So go ahead, take a look at a sky. Sky blue. Oh, it's like a Cuban shirt. Yeah, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of those Cuban things with.

[Jess Hooker]

You have a cigar in your pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like those things that they wore in Two and a Half Men. Remember? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What do they say?

[Christy Lee]

That's Cuban.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, God. Chick had those shirts in a chokehold in the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that might be one of mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you not care for it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for it.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take another rotation.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I love it. Don't listen.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is. It's a good shirt.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ms. Hooker, thank you for joining us. You missed. You missed a couple things. I want to get right to it. We had a. A new story about the seagull screeching contest in Belgium.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I heard.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody heard.

[Tom Griswold]

It's brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs four states away hurt. Well, they probably did, though. Her name is Anna Brynjald and she dressed up like a seagull and had a quite the screeching and all sorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you. Have you seen the picture of this lady?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's quite something. And I'm a big seagull fan because I associate them with, you know, boating and beaches.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a nice.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, turn that down a little bit real quick before she starts.

[Tom Griswold]

And seagulls are famous for their scavengers. There you go. There you can see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's better.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow. She committed to the bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If someone said she looks like an opera singer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. She has red eyeliner on, green contacts, yellow lipstick. Yeah, that's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

You can tell she's hot underneath all of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Can you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Her features are.

[Tom Griswold]

But that got me talking about to himself, seagulls.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, she won a handful of dropped popcorn.

[Jess Hooker]

Little sand in it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Seagulls don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

That was in Belgium. And we. I got. Somehow talking about the garbage dump in Harbor Springs where I used to take my garbage, of course. And I. I didn't realize it. Just by chance these two things meet. There's a story about a guy in Petoskey, Michigan, who a naked guy arrested chasing seagulls.

[Christy Lee]

Did he have shaving cream on his face?

[Tom Griswold]

He did not have shaving cream in his Face. But, you know, what a weird thing to happen.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there was a naked guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Seagulls.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think he was saying, come here or get out of here, or.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities in Michigan arrested a man who was spotted chasing seagulls naked on a popular Lake Michigan beach, Petoskey State Park. This happened last July. A 22 year old man from Ann Arbor was chasing the birds. Quote in the nude. I'm sure they mean that he was in the nude. So. He was arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting police, and indecent exposure. By the way, parenthetically, this article says he may have consumed LSD earlier in the day.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That maybe. I wonder if he was able to catch the seagulls or the leprechauns or the dragons he was chasing. In this photograph, you can see his petosky stones. A little inside joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you remember the video where the kids fed the pigeons laxatives and then videoed the. They just bombing the entire beach.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I don't remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

It worked. And so the pigeons were just defecating everywhere.

[Jeff Oskay]

Everywhere. On people.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Jess Hooker]

Where was that?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't. It was a beach somewhere. I just saw the video this week again. It's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't really. Needle accidents. Yeah. That reminds me, I may have to park somewhere else.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're at work.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It's starting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that. That tree right there is even for birds.

[Tom Griswold]

My park under a tree here in our lot. And every day now it's over to the car wash. I go. I'd go anyway. I like the car wash. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You would go to the car wash.

[Tom Griswold]

The car wash is my meditation. Some people do transcendental meditation.

[Chick McGee]

You wash your car?

[Tom Griswold]

I go through the cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Greet me every time I pull into the parking lot. I got out of my car.

[Tom Griswold]

I look forward to hearing what you have to say today.

[Chick McGee]

You actually hear them say Joshy. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And hey, we're excited for your cleverer sides. Yeah, they're very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I was watching that seagull video, but I didn't watch the whole thing. I. I ran so far away.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy out there whose name is like seagull, and he calls his family. He calls his family the flock of seagulls.

[Chick McGee]

One would hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Even if it's George Siegel. And he called.

[Tom Griswold]

I love George Siegel.

[Josh Arnold]

He called his kids that or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fine.

[Josh Arnold]

The flock of Seagulls.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now let's. Can we make Josh happy with our hockey story? I forgot to tell you, Ms. Hooker, we're trying to get Josh office.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you in a bad mood?

[Chick McGee]

This is what you'd do to me if this had happened. In a horrible mood.

[Josh Arnold]

I was picking on Tom, but I'm not in a bad mood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What did you want?

[Tom Griswold]

The hockey story.

[Chick McGee]

Utah Hockey Club evidently have made a mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Fans spotted the team's YouTube handle. Handle has been changed to @Utah Mammoth.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It was quickly taken down, but not before screenshots spread all over the Internet. Team will not confirm or deny that Mammoth is the new name of the Utah hockey. Remember that Utah Yetis. Or was it Sasquatch?

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't they the Coyote? The Arizona. Something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Coyote. Utah Hockey Club and Utah Outlaws were also among the finalists. Formerly the Utah Wasatch. That's what I was trying to remember. Mammoth was one of the three fan voted finalists. All names were part of a vote after the Phoenix Coyotes relocated to Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great name.

[Chick McGee]

And the team executive says they're still reviewing the options. I don't like collective. Yeah, that. Well, mammoth could be an adjective. So I. I really.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Miami Heat, I don't like. They should be the somethings.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha with an ass, Tom. Because they. Because they discovered in whatever they have the Tar Pits or Utah. Whatever the hell they have. Yeah. And the Utah Mammoth is similar to other mammoths, except it has more wives.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. I always wondered what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

You're curious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Or wives.

[Tom Griswold]

You see?

[Josh Arnold]

So they may have spilled the beans inadvertently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a great name. You don't like the ones like the Utah Jazz or the ones that have just the singular.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I'm an old, old guy, a sports fan. I like the S's.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't. I don't know. I wonder if anybody was opposed to Utah Coyotes. I mean, why not just keep it the same?

[Chick McGee]

Coyotes are kind of everywhere now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it when they change it. I don't like, for example. I know. Well, obviously the LA Lakers. They were originally the Minnesota. Sure, right.

[Chick McGee]

Minneapolis, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, the point is there's no. How many lakes are there in Los Angeles?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

How many. How much Jazz comes out of Utah? Admittedly, Satchmo and Bix Beater Beck were born there.

[Chick McGee]

But it's Big spider back.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. They also weren't born there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was trying to put that together.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it just. It's. Doesn't it seem stupid to have the Utah Jazz?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I think we're just all Used to it.

[Chick McGee]

It's been. Yeah. For 20 years. They're not gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess, I mean the Brooklyn Dodgers, it was because in Brooklyn you would dodge the streetcars. In Los Angeles, you dodge the heroin addicts and the. And the aggressive rapists that are producing movies like Harvey Weinstein.

[Chick McGee]

That was a weird NHL last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

The Jets. Sorry, Josh. He beat the Blues five to three. Jets lead that series three games to two.

[Josh Arnold]

They do, but. But boy, wouldn't it be fun if the blue side up three to three and then we have a game seven would be something.

[Chick McGee]

The Panthers do away with the Ning last night. You know what hockey team that is?

[Tom Griswold]

The Lightning.

[Chick McGee]

The Lightning Panthers win that series four games to one.

[Tom Griswold]

You like this. You'd like this left last half of the name thing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you what the hockey.

[Josh Arnold]

People I think was one of the first to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pacers, they have a. Dinosaurs are trying. That's really dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

The Ning have a what, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

The Ning Dynasty. They're a dynasty.

[Chick McGee]

Caps win the series four games to one. Oh, they beat Montreal four to one.

[Tom Griswold]

I see the Caps. Why don't they call them the Tolls?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, they could.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Really dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're going to get into some interesting. This will not go away. And I'm not sure what's going to happen with the University of North Carolina and head coach Bill Belichick, but here we go. His girlfriend. Belichick's girlfriend, Jordan Hudson is believed to have had a hand in preventing North Carolina. Preventing them from participating in HBO's Hard Knock series. Citing multiple, multiple industry sources. The athletic reports a 24 year old was instrumental in why negotiations fell apart and production abruptly ended.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet she doesn't have hard knockers. They look really pertinent.

[Chick McGee]

Fresh in December 2024.

[Josh Arnold]

That's been your football analysis.

[Chick McGee]

An email to North Carolina official. She identified herself as the coo, chief operating officer of Belichick Productions, though the Atlantic noted that it had been unable to identify any company registered under that name either in Massachusetts or any other state in the United States. And there's more blowback, fallout, damage control. They're trying to do with the interview CBS over the weekend where Belichick is being interviewed and Jordan's off in the background and stops the interview. And I guess she got mad and walked out.

[Tom Griswold]

She's Yoko owning this whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

It is. Yeah. It's. It's real strange what's going on.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a great comparison.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm More baffled by people caring.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't care. I hope. I hope Belichick does great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do too.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's his whatever, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see if he's got the magic for college football. It'd be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's a 24 year old girl. The headline is 24 Year Old Girl. A little mouthy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Trigger warning wants attention running his life. She's practicing. She has to become an overbearing soccer mom down the road and change her name to Karen. Can I speak to the manager?

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, including the Caitlin Clark's tickets for this weekend's basketball game have gone off the charts in Iowa City. We'll talk about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll bet that's great. Well, thank you very much, chick. Right now I want to remind you about my buddy Steven Singer, because Mother's Day is. What is it?

[Jess Hooker]

Sunday, May 11th.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. It's not a Sunday this year.

[Jess Hooker]

Every. Every year it is every Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. So you got a little bit of time, but not much because what Christy is holding in her hand may be sold out in just a few days. It's the newest From I Hate stephensinger.com. the limited edition Blue Moon 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. The perfect gift for Mother's Day. This rose will not wilt. It's dipped in gold and it's guaranteed to last a lifetime. Comes in a beautiful gift box and nice personalized Mother's Day card. It's not just some cheap little piece of paper. No, it's not a post it note. Hey, mom. Love you. No, no. It's serious business. Tell your mom how much you love her. Maybe you want to get her that beautiful bracelet. The at last bracelet. That's my suggestion. But you got a lot of moms in your life. Your sister's a mom. She's a mom. She's a mom. She's a mom. How about some nice gifts from Steven Singer? Nothing says it like a real authentic Stephen Singer 24 Karat Gold dipped rose that lasts forever. Only available at Steven Singer Jewelers. You'll find all the stuff I'm talking about at I hate stevensinger.com. diamonds? Are you kidding? Only real earthborn diamonds from Stephen Singer. Maybe you got us some earrings last year. You can upgrade those. Get even bigger ones. You'll get the full value of the first pair. That's the Steven Singer guarantee. Did I mention free shipping? If not, you just heard me say it. Free shipping. Of course. I hate stevensinger.com. these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker joins us.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jeff Oskay's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's good to see everybody. We were inspecting the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Caitlin Clark fans will have to pay a premium on the secondary market if they want to be at the Carver Hawkeye arena for Sunday's matchup between the WNBA's Indiana Fever and the Brazilian national team. The Average paid price, $440 per ticket on the secondary market as of yesterday has made it the most in demand event ever. That involves Caitlin Clark. That's according to ticketing. Ticketing technology company Victory Live.

[Josh Arnold]

Not only do you get to see Caitlin Clark play, you get to see all those Brazilian butts.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Also.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is. It is a Brazilian butt. Is it also clean shaven as a general?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, the Brazilian wax. I guess so.

[Tom Griswold]

They go. They go all the way around.

[Josh Arnold]

They're bountiful.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is it you. One point. Josh Arnold famously liked to get the nether regions waxed, but wasn't there one where they go all the way around?

[Josh Arnold]

The baboon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. The baboon. They call that because the redness is there for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, maybe. Maybe it's. I think it's more because it's the baboon's asses. Hairless. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going for the redness.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I don't think they want to. They're not trying to promote the irritation.

[Tom Griswold]

So much as my correct in saying you in fact did experience the baboon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like four or five times. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you've gone away from that.

[Josh Arnold]

I have, yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it. Was it the crying that would.

[Josh Arnold]

There were never any tears shed.

[Tom Griswold]

But really, I. I don't think I could do it.

[Josh Arnold]

There was.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I could do it.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you couldn't do it. Why you even.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I wouldn't do it, but. I mean, I don't want to. I don't think having a hairless ass is all that impressive. But, I mean, whatever you're into is fine with me.

[Josh Arnold]

I recommend it to guys looking, you know. Yeah. Clean things up. Yeah, no, of course. But I think from my point of view.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So just be quiet when I'm saying things.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you done now? I don't want to step on you now. We also had Ms. Hooker. I don't know if you've heard about this one. We had a news story about a trend of so called anal bleaching.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In which that area is.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not sure who cares about that.

[Jess Hooker]

But somebody must or it wouldn't be a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess Be a terrible way to die because you'd have to. All your friends at the funeral. What happened to him?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, he Would they bury you face down?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they put him in the casket. Christy makes a good point. Put them in their naked face down.

[Jess Hooker]

So they really wanted it.

[Tom Griswold]

At least they could enjoy it one last time.

[Chick McGee]

Face down, ass up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, wait a minute. Hold it. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

World record.

[Chick McGee]

U.S. army Captain Travis Tuning Kulik, I think that's his name. He ran mile in 7 minutes and 4 seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But not that swift. Not that fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He was wearing a 50 pound bomb suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of the. Jeremy Renner Zero Dark Locker. Hurt Locker.

[Tom Griswold]

Great movie.

[Chick McGee]

He's the commander of the 752nd Ordinance Company. There's an eye in ordinance Tom. Make that note. They specialize in the very dangerous task of handling the disposals of explosive ordinances. The commander smashed the Guinness World record for fastest mile in the kind of suit designed to survive explosions.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully. Hopefully should be. In that sense, it's running. It's been likened to carrying a 50 pound bag on your chest in a sauna. All made of Kevlar.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so difficult running a mile. I think my fastest mile was like nine something. But I would. I would typically run a lap. Walk a lap. Run a lap.

[Chick McGee]

Walk a lap.

[Josh Arnold]

Those would be like 12 actually.

[Chick McGee]

The hurt Locker is one of my favorite movies because it has one of my favorite all time scenes. I think it might be. It's neck and neck with. With the organ scene from the Big Chill when they're playing they. You can't always get what you want. They have the crane scene and they come back and you have the Rolling Stones. Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Which scene is it in?

[Chick McGee]

And in the Hurt Locker they're going to dispose a bomb and right before it explodes everything slow. Slow motion hits and you see rust flying up from a car next to.

[Josh Arnold]

What they're doing the gravel kind of and.

[Chick McGee]

And the gravel shakes and crazy. I'm getting chills telling you about it. And I just. I just love that scene. Catherine Bigelow directed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't that, didn't she win the Academy?

[Jess Hooker]

She won the Academy Award. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's her. What's his face's ex wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Cameron's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Camera's the. I mean this is amazing. What a badass this guy is. First of all doing that in general incredibly heroic. But to run a mile.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the end of Hurt Locker when he's with his son and he says. Oh boy, you love everything, don't you? You love your toys, you love your. Your room. You love your mom, you love your dad. The older you get, you only love. You start to only love the fewer and fewer things because he wants to go back because he clearly fit in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

And is. Doesn't he run into Lily.

[Chick McGee]

Lily Tomlin. I don't remember Lily Tomlin.

[Christy Lee]

That's quite a camp.

[Tom Griswold]

From, from Lost.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Evangeline. Lily.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There you go. Yeah. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's, that's his mom. That's. That's his wife. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. This is. See a picture of this guy. What a badass.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. The vomiting that would take place were.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where this a normal person running a mile.

[Jess Hooker]

I couldn't walk in a 50 pound suit. Could you?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. It would be treacherous.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have to watch that again.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they. Christy, you'll know this at the gym. The name of that. Those suits you put on. What is.

[Jeff Oskay]

They've got the ones that make you sweat.

[Christy Lee]

Sweatsuits.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's a. There's a name brand of those weight suits you put on. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a vest.

[Jess Hooker]

It has weights in it.

[Josh Arnold]

They have go ruck and they have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. That's it. Yeah. It's like go ruck yourself or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go ruck. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Just go rock. Awkward. Awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

In certain parts of town it's like did Scooby. Is he upset?

[Tom Griswold]

And chick. I just looked this up. Ordinance does not have an eye.

[Chick McGee]

I, I. As soon as I said that it's a different word.

[Tom Griswold]

I realized ordinance is like explosives and Ordinance. Yeah. But the guy.

[Chick McGee]

What a ordinance.

[Tom Griswold]

Those guys have to be so incredibly brave. And man.

[Chick McGee]

A song clip from the soundtrack of a Minecraft movie has become the shortest song ever to chart on Billboard's Hot 100.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Sung by Jack Black. The song titled Steve's lava chicken runs 34 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

34 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's kind of like, if you've seen it, it's like a commercial, sort of for a fake place. Steve's Lava Chicken. Okay, I can play it. It's. I'll play. I suppose I could play the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And, but that got me hunting for the shortest and the longest songs in the Billboard charts, which I'm going to make you suffer through in a matter of moments. But here's, here's Jack Black.

[Christy Lee]

An intro, super spicy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the lava fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Four seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

And he doesn't sing for the first 15. But it's. It's that Jack, that whole Jack Black thing that he's so great.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I gonna have to go see that movie? It seems like people are having fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think he'd like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, One of my girls has seen it twice. I think I'm taking her for the third time. I'm gonna go this weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you watch it? If you're not familiar with the game?

[Tom Griswold]

I. That's what I asked and apparently it's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you go? Oh, it's, I've never played mine. You. You got it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen Jimmy playing enough to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I've never, I've never seen. I wouldn't know the game.

[Josh Arnold]

Did the kids go crazy during Jockey Chicken Jockey when you saw it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they did. They go crazy during the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems like a real Rocky Horror for kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us. Hello. Thanks for joining us. This is the Baba Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Talking about Jack Black and the shortest song ever to hit Billboard's Hot 100. I started thinking, I wonder what the longest song ever to make it is.

[Chick McGee]

Hey Jude?

[Tom Griswold]

No. American Pie. Used to be. I wanted to know songs that were like that got way up in the chart.

[Jeff Oskay]

Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

[Chick McGee]

It's a six minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I never even.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you feel like we do count?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? They makes my stomach hurt to say this. Do you feel like When Frampton Comes Live I was in radio and they sent out a 7 minute, 27 second version of do you feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It hurt me to play it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This. I'd never heard of this. Fear Inoculum by Tool.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize that that that charted.

[Tom Griswold]

It said it was the longest song ever to make the Billboard Hot 100 top 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I'm really surprised.

[Christy Lee]

How long is that?

[Tom Griswold]

10 minutes and 21 seconds. It made it to number 10. I've never heard what really.

[Chick McGee]

And is The Billboard Hot 100 is still. That's still a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is, yeah. Prior to that, the record was held by American pie by Don McLean.

[Jess Hooker]

And how long was that?

[Tom Griswold]

8 minutes and 33 seconds. And that. But that was really number one. That.

[Jess Hooker]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That was around.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then.

[Chick McGee]

And you know what? Let's not. Let's not just gloss over this topic. American Pie. What a singer, songwriter. Don McLean, a true gentleman, threw me.

[Christy Lee]

Out of the green room.

[Josh Arnold]

Don McLean?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

He himself is American?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he is. Sure is.

[Josh Arnold]

Delicious. Iconic. Play the guitar you always want.

[Chick McGee]

Like, he's ringing the bell.

[Christy Lee]

Domestic.

[Tom Griswold]

We should explain. Pat had a bad encounter with Don.

[Christy Lee]

He was a total D, I, C.

[Tom Griswold]

K.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that because you started it and did some version of American Pie first?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. We were in the green room and his. His band was lovely. I forgot my guitar tuner and I was hanging out with the guys. Can I borrow yours? We're chatting. He walks in, they all get real quiet because he apparently is a dick to everybody. And he goes, what are you doing here? I'm opening up for you. What's your name? Pat. Well, Pat, Leave. This is my hometown of Wilkesburg, Pennsylvania. So I went up with a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Of an attitude on stage, and we all know how great you handle this sort of thing.

[Christy Lee]

I have a bit of a temper. I have a bit of a temper. Five minutes in, I said, you know, wait a minute. I just want to tell you, the guy you're about to see is a huge ass. These are my people. All my friends from high school are there. And I said, I sang a little bit more. I only had, like 15 minutes to do. And I said, what do you guess what? He's going to close with American Pie. What do you say we do a dirty version of. And just screw up his whole little. And I saw a shadowy figure at the stairs to the left. It was him. And I just sang some filthy version of the chorus of American Pie, which I couldn't even do right now at all. It was that dirty. And got the crowd to sing along the dirty parts. And I said, good night, expecting to be fired by Jerry Sis, the manager. And I walked by him, and I walked by Don McLean, and I said, don't f with me in my town. And then Jerry Sis, the owner, comes up and he goes, I'm glad somebody had to tell him off because he's been an asshole. Yeah, it was a bad. It was a Bad scene.

[Jess Hooker]

So it wasn't for you?

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't like the. Like killing me with Softly with a song that was written after someone saw Don.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

So well, back to our Hot 100.

[Chick McGee]

You think anybody ever called Roberta Flack Bobby?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's cute as hell I do. I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

I love her music.

[Chick McGee]

She's Bobby flack.

[Tom Griswold]

The number one.

[Chick McGee]

No Don McLean.

[Tom Griswold]

But she's longest number one. All too well. The 10 minute version from Taylor Swift. 10 minutes, 13 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

The longest song to reach number one, but it only stayed there for a week. Okay, now Whitney Houston's I will always love you. Four minutes, 31 seconds. 14 weeks at number one.

[Christy Lee]

That's that long.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? The Macarena. Four minutes, 12 seconds, 14 weeks at number one.

[Chick McGee]

Man, when that played, it sure did seem longer than four minutes. I'll tell you, it went on for.

[Jess Hooker]

But you mentioned it doesn't sound like a very long.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, he's saying how long they were up number one.

[Jess Hooker]

14 weeks is the line.

[Chick McGee]

But wait a minute now. There are no songs that are 14 weeks long, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. You never. Never seen the band Fish bring up a good point. I think the Grateful Dead.

[Chick McGee]

I had to buy 14 tickets to see this whole song.

[Tom Griswold]

That drum thing. Whitney Houston, I will always love you. As I said, 4 minutes and 31. So anyway, it's kind of fun to see the songs. That was the shortest. You just heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. That is now officially.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

34 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's part of the video. Has been seen, whatever it is, a billion times and it's kind of funny. So I. I will go see that movie if I can enjoy this weekend. Good to know.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you think you'll enjoy it?

[Christy Lee]

I. Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be a good nap for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, no, I. I love the Toy Story movies.

[Chick McGee]

How long do you wait before you get your phone out when you sit down?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. The worst movie I've ever seen was that last Spider man thing. That was just a turd. Far from home lasted.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, the.

[Christy Lee]

The Animated.

[Josh Arnold]

The animated one I got like 99 on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge reviews.

[Chick McGee]

Heartwarming. Amazing. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Politically correct. It's a total piece of.

[Christy Lee]

Vincent can be thought of as a masterpiece.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, nobody told me this.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care if he's dead. He's an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

He's a dead idiot. Right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

How anyone could sit through. I feel bad for people that had to work on that. Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

It paid off big time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I mean, weaving together platitudes and having them said by politically correct people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see now. We have Chick Magee at the sports. Have we completed everything? Oh, I know what I want to say.

[Chick McGee]

We got one more.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. One more thing for you, Chick. Okay, number nine, what are your favorites? Elton John. Which Elton John song longest to be the highest.

[Chick McGee]

Funeral for Friends.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be right.

[Chick McGee]

13.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna go with the Sun Goes Down.

[Josh Arnold]

Me.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, don't let the sun go down.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure the sun went down on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that you're Michael Jackson song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought that was.

[Chick McGee]

I thought we were having a discussion.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the duet between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter.

[Tom Griswold]

Candle, Candle in the Wind. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Longer than Funeral for a Friend?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but Funeral for Friend didn't charge.

[Josh Arnold]

Longest.

[Tom Griswold]

Longest at number 14 weeks. At number 1, 5 minutes, 43 seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

Candle in the Wind. The princess die thing, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it became that.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, good. Goodbye, England's rose is what he renamed it or something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we have one more sports story.

[Chick McGee]

One more world record. Will you come back with it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's come back with it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a good one?

[Jess Hooker]

You're asking me like he doesn't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

I got. I got vultures in the news coming up. That's pretty exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

You got vultures right here in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Fend them off every day. No one's saying not dead yet. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Bucks an Hour.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chocolate raisins are not just for breakfast anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't confuse them with the chocolate covered coffee beans like a guy did one day at the Shack.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that. That's bad.

[Chick McGee]

I'll get you going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Did I say hello? Chrissy Lee?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chickster.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay over there. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with one final sports story. Hello, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait a minute. I have a question. How would you mistake a coffee bean for a raisin?

[Tom Griswold]

They're covered in chocolate.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, but would you just have one and go, oh, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Raisin.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

If you know how to eat chocolate covered raisins, you put six in your hand, toss them in your mouth and start chewing.

[Jess Hooker]

Who does that?

[Chick McGee]

That's the best. I do. That's the best way to not taste the raisins.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. Have you tried people swear by this Raisinets in their popcorn at the movies?

[Chick McGee]

I have not.

[Jess Hooker]

Bunch of crunch M M's in the popcorn.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a friend that would put dots in his popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a dentist's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's dead now, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not sure if that's what took him out.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we get to your world record, I gotta a couple over here I want to get to. We were talking about the shortest song in the Billboard charts ever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to know what were the shortest songs ever to hit number one. Oh, this is fascinating. For those that have a heart, Christy, I'll give you the name of the artist and I want you to tell me the name of the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from 1960.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the.

[Chick McGee]

The Beach Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Little surfer Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know that. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's played a million times.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's. It became part of another song that. That came out much later.

[Tom Griswold]

Your hint is Jackson Brown and it was very exciting. Stay, stay just a little before you.

[Chick McGee]

Come from my piano.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's. Don't you stay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the great guitarist David Lilly singing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He does the high part.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My Jackson Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

David Lindley.

[Christy Lee]

David Lindley.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not Jackson Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

David Lindley singing and then he entire life July.

[Josh Arnold]

You already know that. I hate that song because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's what's so good. Makes your soul feel good.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to do their job.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you. Don't you dare come back for my piano. Meanwhile the roadies are going. You know we have to load that first a hole.

[Christy Lee]

I want to go to bed at something.

[Josh Arnold]

We got be in Colombia is tomorrow. Have you noticed sleep at some point.

[Chick McGee]

In the loadouts day when Lindley comes out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Sings the falsetto. Jackson Brown goes. Yeah, yeah. But you can tell he's laughing because it's great. Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

David. David Lindley. Sadly gone. One of the great song. One of the great guys of all.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't put it in there, Jackson. If you can't sing those notes, you can't put it in there. Oh, it's got to be you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your therapist ever said, you know, I'm. I'm stumped. I don't know why you're so pissed about. But I. I can't fix it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's when I threw a lamp at her.

[Chick McGee]

You ever thought that Josh is here to make me seem reasonable? Have you ever thought that? No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. No. But I'm gonna put that in my. My, My bank of profound insights.

[Chick McGee]

You. You draw it up and see what you think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? So I want to continue this.

[Christy Lee]

This is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a song that I cannot stand, but I know every word to it.

[Chick McGee]

Billy and the Banana Boys.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's. It's even worse. In 1965, it was in the. As part of the British invasion there.

[Chick McGee]

Would you agree, though, there's a lot of bad music that was incredibly popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then and now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And forever. There's a whole genre. Oh, I use the word bands that are incredibly cloudy. Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

How would you feel about naming a band genre? We are genre. Our genre is genre music.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to be Evanescence and then we were. Oh, sorry. This song of Herman's Hermits.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

1965. A minute, 50 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Why did you say it like that?

[Jess Hooker]

Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go with.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Henry the Eighth.

[Jess Hooker]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Henry the Eighth. I am.

[Christy Lee]

Second. First. Same as the first.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do?

[Jess Hooker]

That's right up your alley.

[Chick McGee]

You do that a lot in your songs. You stole that right from her and Peter Noon. You feel happy.

[Christy Lee]

I steal from them now.

[Tom Griswold]

This one is one that I love and I've. We've played chunks of it a lot and it's John Fred and the Playboy Band. Christy Lee, what is the song?

[Jess Hooker]

John Fred and the Play. Do the Freddy. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, please. No, that's Freddie and the Dream. Freddie in the dream. It's a great song. Judy in disguise.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not that short.

[Tom Griswold]

It's two minutes and 52 seconds. But see, number one, that's not so.

[Jess Hooker]

It's important.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the top five songs to make it to number one by length.

[Christy Lee]

252.

[Josh Arnold]

That's surprising.

[Chick McGee]

No, but stay was. Stay the shortest one. Is that what you said?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, he's going backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go. And then the other ones. The Letter by the Box Tops. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Give me a ticket to an arrow, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The great.

[Jess Hooker]

Time to take a fashion.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Cocker did a great version of that, right?

[Josh Arnold]

He did a version, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's. He's being inducted it into the hall of Fame. You don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I love Joe Cocker. I much. I. I love the original letter so much that his Chilton. But I think his version of a Beatles song is better.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Leon Russell playing? Was Leon Russell on that Cocker one?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Pat's wrong about something.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's almost impossible to make a Beatle Beatles song better than the Beatles did it. He does it with. With a little.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone loves that version. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

You feeling all right? That thing's feeling all right is incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Originally Dave Mason, but that.

[Chick McGee]

Boredom'S broken out in a new spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry, Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we are all switching roles today.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been happier.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, you know.

[Chick McGee]

But who. You know who really brought it together and seemed like he. He was on his A game. Chick. Who would have thought, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

Write the date down.

[Chick McGee]

Write that down, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about this because Steve's Lava Chicken by Jack Black Back is on the Billboard charts currently at position 78.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it really a song? It's more of a commercial.

[Christy Lee]

Commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's jingle. Yeah, but also the way they determine the Billboard chart now is really complicated. It involves YouTube and streaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all of it. Ah, interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of that it's somehow factored in, so.

[Josh Arnold]

And it used to be just purely. What was the most requested song?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was whoever got the most sales. No, no, it was whoever got the most cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true. I was trying to. I was trying to converse.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how the. The, the. All the crap from Four Seasons. Ronnie, there's. Someone should have been shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there any way to have a chart based on requests solely? I mean, you'd always have to take a note or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've always wondered how that went when they just put the Four seasons on who loves you, who loves you, you, baby? And oh, what a night. Oh, what a night. I wonder how that conversation with Frankie went.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, didn't he go solo? I don't. Didn't even.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if he did or.

[Christy Lee]

There was a breakup there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, what a night.

[Chick McGee]

Did they break up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was just the four season.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a very much so.

[Tom Griswold]

They certainly had some good.

[Chick McGee]

Who loves you, pretty baby?

[Tom Griswold]

There were a few that had had to make the charts because the, the record guys were giving cocaine to the PDs. That's all I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

Isaac Hayes said he stole the drum part from who Loves you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Now, do we have our world record?

[Chick McGee]

Dance for monkey boy Dance. A Canadian man has broken the Guinness World Record for the most Jenga block stacked on one vertical Jenga block.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a picture of this thing.

[Chick McGee]

How many do you think he stacked on?

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Who gives a. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look at him go.

[Christy Lee]

That was fast.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

It's almost like.

[Chick McGee]

See, I don't. Oh, well, wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, see, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's on one single.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It starts with one single block and then it gets to be about four feet high.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

31. 32 is the record. That's how many Jenga blocks balanced on a single one vertical Jenga block.

[Josh Arnold]

Really impressive.

[Jess Hooker]

How long did it have to balance? I guess not very.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure there's some Guinness rule, but it's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

But did you see his hairstyle and his beard style?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see the man at all.

[Chick McGee]

Firmly against that. Oh, really? Short hair? Not that short a beard. It should be all one length.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I have.

[Christy Lee]

See, that's not that bad.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of a subtle way of.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't notice that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. It works for you.

[Chick McGee]

You get a, you get a beard cut right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I am do.

[Tom Griswold]

And much like Jenga, your girlfriend is stacked. I've never met her, but I'm just guessing because you are a boob man.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Door is not on.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I, I, that was a, a Perry. So that you would actually admit what you you are. You are indeed an ass man.

[Josh Arnold]

I love, I love asses. I like boobs, too. You're working with a couple like these.

[Christy Lee]

Leg man.

[Josh Arnold]

Like what women have to offer.

[Christy Lee]

How about conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Now? When we come back. Speech.

[Tom Griswold]

A problem.

[Chick McGee]

When we come back, Tom, one of us will be dead. Who do you think it's going to be?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be right back. Okay. Thank you very much. We are broadcasting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Thanks for joining us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-2866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Part.

[Josh Arnold]

My God, is it 110 degrees in here?

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sweaty.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat.

[Jess Hooker]

God, I had to put on deodorant during the break.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Christy Lee]

Thank God.

[Jess Hooker]

This morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. We've been talking about a music that is charting because of the fun song from Jack Black that is very short. It's actually made the Billboard charts. It's from the movie that you saw, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

The Minecraft.

[Tom Griswold]

The Minecraft scared me for a second. I'm gonna go see it this, this weekend. Well, I got to thinking because when I was reading that list of short songs that have been number one, and one of them was the great song the Letter by the Box Tops, and then I got thinking about give me a ticket for an aeroplane here. Yeah. A lot of songs reference things that are really no longer in our culture.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, think about the number of songs that need a dime for a pay phone. Sure. First of all, if there were payphones, what would they be now?

[Josh Arnold]

A buck, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, at least remember in the.

[Josh Arnold]

80S you put a dime in the jukebox.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So a lot, a lot of songs.

[Christy Lee]

Of Jim Croce's Operator, Operator.

[Chick McGee]

Things cost more now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that's. I mean, you can dismiss a topic that is interesting about contemporary culture because it doesn't involve the Washington Football Club.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

No longer the Redskins. You see, times change.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Singers and songwriters never figured out what a wonderful love song about a fax machine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you always, you have, you have plenty of songs about communicating via the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Face to face. But there was a time when fax machines were pretty prevalent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Are you sure?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you, would someone send like a dirty fact?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But even just I love you facts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

How many people. How many different people xerox their butt? In fact.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had a story, this was ages ago, about a guy xeroxing his butt and breaking the glass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, yeah. You're going to have that.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it's a weight limit.

[Tom Griswold]

Then. Now, Chick will know this one at, during the, was it the first Gulf War?

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember which one it was.

[Tom Griswold]

But we would get a fact. We'd get about one every three minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the. The what? Camel's balls being hit with a hammer.

[Chick McGee]

Launching a missile Scott there. Their defense system there.

[Tom Griswold]

That was sort of the first version of the meme. Yeah, that would be in today's world, a meme. But I mean, I'm trying to think. What was that? There's a song that references video. Killed the radio star references vcrs. So I wonder if there's a song. We'll have to. I'll find out.

[Jess Hooker]

There are songs about fax machines, but they're very.

[Tom Griswold]

No hits.

[Christy Lee]

Ceelo Silo Green.

[Josh Arnold]

What was his.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How did we forget that? Yeah, it was very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Roll with the changes. Reo mentions eight tracks.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a song by Beck called Fax Machine Anthem, but it doesn't really.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chance it has nothing familiar with that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's just the sound of a vex machine.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

One of his. He has a song called Rental Car and it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, have we completed the sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

All hope is lost on this side of the room.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. I thought maybe we could change the tone. We have a sweet story about vultures. Did I give you that, Christy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a happy story. I think you'll like this very much because it involves one of my favorite things.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I've. Vultures favorite song is. Is Carry On, My wayward son. Thank you, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

They eat Carry On.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Which is roadkill. Carrying. You never heard that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was a high quality joke.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if I'm going to work with.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's. I'm sure there's. There's someone driving a Ferrari that.

[Chick McGee]

Another word for roadkill is carrying.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never heard that?

[Chick McGee]

Never heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

Go to. And you know me in any elementary school.

[Jess Hooker]

Elementary school, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You want to correct that? Maybe. Kindergarten. Garden. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Heavy Preschool. Is that how stupid we are?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about this?

[Jess Hooker]

The Bronx Zoo is raising its new vulture chick with the help of a hand puppet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've seen this done. Yeah, they used to do with the. The baby condor. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They're using a puppet crafted to look like a real vulture head.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this sweet?

[Jess Hooker]

The recently hatched king vulture chick. From imprinting on humans.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they feeding them carrion?

[Christy Lee]

That's roadkill.

[Chick McGee]

Why did you say my name during that story?

[Tom Griswold]

Story chick.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Vulture chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a vulture chick. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Bronze. The Bronx Zoo curator of ornithology. Hi, his name is.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the Bronx Zoo on Your left, there's an elephant. Enjoy.

[Jess Hooker]

He's missing because he's missing out. Chick because his name is Chuck. He could be a chick.

[Chick McGee]

Chuck could be a chick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I think you'd be a good animal puppeteer, Chuck.

[Jess Hooker]

Sir. Benny is the guy's name.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to be a puppeteer, you guys.

[Jess Hooker]

There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's this a crazy looking vulture head feeding the little.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a crazy. It's a inaccurate vulture head.

[Tom Griswold]

Vulture heads look weird.

[Jess Hooker]

An adult king vulture has been placed in an adjacent enclosure that allows the chick to have exposure to appropriate king vulture behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have that. What's his name? Do they have Sam. Eagle on the side. Stop on the side.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not your dad, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

You are all weirdos.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not knock. I did not knock up your mom. It was this guy.

[Chick McGee]

I can't hear you over the Voice of Freedom.

[Jess Hooker]

And as we mentioned, I think Chick mentioned they did use this when they were bringing back the endangered California condor.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it successful? Did they end up doing that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, condors.

[Jess Hooker]

Condors are doing well, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

They. They fly at the speed of sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knew?

[Chick McGee]

Condor? No.

[Christy Lee]

Condor. On my way.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you thinking. Are you thinking of the Concord?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it Concord?

[Tom Griswold]

The plane is the Concorde.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was the condor.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's probably a plane called a condor at some point.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know carry on was another word for roadkill?

[Tom Griswold]

Did not.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you spell that?

[Josh Arnold]

Very common knowledge.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of hillbilly school did you two go to?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll. I won't have you besmirch Route 09 high.

[Chick McGee]

Was it. What. What was the name of your grade? 1 through 5 or whatever?

[Josh Arnold]

Stanton elementary.

[Chick McGee]

Stanton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Named after Abraham Lincoln.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was Robert Stanton. I don't know who that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Even afraid to do a deep dive.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure he was the foremost Stanton prominent in the post. Abraham Lincoln.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind the Defense Secretary, wasn't he? Or something, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Must be.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was. And, well, there was a stand that was the foremost procurer of prostitutes in middle America.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was actually grade one through six.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually K. I was K through six Stanton. And then seven, eight, nine in Rockwood South Junior High. And then Rockwood Summit High School. 10, 11, 12.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's my life.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how we did it. I did 7, 8, 9 in junior high and then 10, 11, 12 in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this vulture do they call it. Is it called a chick?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Vulture chick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that does sound like a band.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like a rad band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Them Dirty Vultures.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Or it'd be the. It'd be the. The solo project of a woman they're interviewing on NPR who was in a band no one had ever heard of that was all women. And now she's doing her so well that no one will ever listen to the new album, Vulture Chick. Okay, now tell me.

[Chick McGee]

Crooked Vultures.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you've shaved your head, but you've grown out your bush. Explain why you're doing that. Yes, please tell me. And spend extra.

[Chick McGee]

Spend extra time on your bush, would you?

[Tom Griswold]

Our NPR audience wants to know, no hair up there, but lots of hair down there. What does that mean exactly?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, you're female, but your bush identifies as male.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that fascinating? You identify as smart, but I can tell you're not. Well, let's have fresh air.

[Josh Arnold]

Lunatic's name?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Dave Davies is the best interviewer in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Terry Gross here. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

She's still around, but Dave Davies is the greatest. He's wonderful. Christine.

[Chick McGee]

All the Davies.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of birds, guess the state bird of Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Terry Gross. Ever been laughing?

[Chick McGee]

The seagull.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way Terry Gross knows what.

[Jess Hooker]

You leave Terry Gross alone in Whipping Bond.

[Christy Lee]

She's a wonderful. She's a national treasure.

[Josh Arnold]

She's never interviewed me. That's why I'm mad.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear she's doing Diane Ream.

[Jess Hooker]

Is she still alive?

[Tom Griswold]

Her voice. She lost her voice from.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounded too much action down there.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I know this might be too much to ask.

[Josh Arnold]

I talk like this from yodeling in the Valley.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody should be enjoying this show right now.

[Christy Lee]

We're having so much fighting now they're giggling.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance News. What have you got?

[Josh Arnold]

The doctors call it clam poisoning.

[Jess Hooker]

If you want to guess the state bird of Florida, we have flamingo. We have. What do we have?

[Chick McGee]

Seagull.

[Jess Hooker]

Aaron. That's a good guess. Egret, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Egret.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go Crane.

[Jess Hooker]

You're wrong. Oh, he said mockingbird, which none of you did. You're right if you said mockingbird. Folks in Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas all said mockingbird.

[Chick McGee]

The video where he's a birder and he's like, got his binoculars and, oh, and you hear the tweet, tweet, tweet. Oh, and there's the. There's the mockingbird. And then you hear there's the mockingbird talking.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

That's comedy. We've not done anything that funny this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Since the mockingbird is also the state bird of Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas, Florida lawmakers are looking to break up with the mockingbird after nearly a century. Two bills aim to give the Sunshine State its own feather mascots.

[Chick McGee]

Mockingbird bill. Get it?

[Jess Hooker]

Jess was right. One would be the American flamingo as a state bird.

[Tom Griswold]

That's perfect.

[Jess Hooker]

And the Florida scrub jay, a native species, as state songbird.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want no scrub jays. A scrub J is a guy who.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can'T get no love from me.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know what a. You guys know what a mockingbird's favorite alcohol is, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Tequila. Tequila Mockingbird.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I make up for the carrying?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I really enjoyed that.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the beginning of Miami Vice when all the flamingos were floun.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So the mockingbird is the state bird of Florida, right?

[Josh Arnold]

So many.

[Tom Griswold]

And others.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's no good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Cardinals state bird of every.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Around here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Why are they just. They lack an imagination that they have to. I guess we're going to have the same bird as Arkansas.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know who came first, but.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S like going to the senior prom and your date walks in and goes, see all those guys at the punch bowl. I've slept with all of them. Well, yikes.

[Jess Hooker]

How the hell did we get.

[Christy Lee]

An.

[Josh Arnold]

Alarming thing for your prom?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be. You don't want to be sharing your state bird or your.

[Jess Hooker]

Or your dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Male member.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What was the. What was your prom theme? Do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

One of mine was Jamaican Me Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Mine was. Was. We may never pass this way again.

[Tom Griswold]

Seals and cross.

[Chick McGee]

Seals and cross. We may never pass this way. Well, you could have been Captain and Tenille. That was the number one song when.

[Jeff Oskay]

I graduated was the Titanic. Whatever that song was.

[Chick McGee]

My heart will Go On.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That old woman, she was. She was just a liar, right?

[Josh Arnold]

A bit of a tramp.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, we have an eagle in the news. As we continue our bird hunk. We have a guy narrowly escaping death from a polar bear.

[Chick McGee]

Phew.

[Jess Hooker]

A guy rass wrestling.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you can take the trailer.

[Chick McGee]

Out of you hillbilly.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, your bangs are looking great.

[Jess Hooker]

They're really long. I'm getting them cut this week for five seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Let a fellow girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Have her opinion. Swoop those over and see what Jess says. Swoop over real quick.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate them, though.

[Chick McGee]

Like. Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever. At once. And you guys didn't like it.

[Chick McGee]

Look. Look like the guy from what? Sam and Ralph, the Sheepdog and the. In the coyote. Morning, Sam. Morning, Ralph.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good look. It's better without OSU does that with his pew hoops.

[Jeff Oskay]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

When he showed him to me, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Parted up the middle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I feather it right up the old highway.

[Tom Griswold]

Very hairy man. He's been. He's been doing the. The man bun down there, from what I understand. Talking to his girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

I did not go.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't go either.

[Chick McGee]

I was dating an older woman at the time. Yeah, you were, ironically enough. And she did not want to go to the prom. We hung out at her house that night.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, I don't want to go to that dance of yours.

[Chick McGee]

She'd had a tough day at the Foundry.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, just do me a favor. Just take all your clothes off, put the bow tie on and do me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she did say do me a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

My hoes are soaking in the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We'll let you know when we find out what the official state bird of Florida becomes. I'm voting for the flamingo. Yeah, that are the snowbirds from Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Do the commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're going too fast. What do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

We could have. You could have done three cups of Java House coffee in the time I've been blathering.

[Chick McGee]

Just peel it and pour it, and off you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have Josh's favorite. Which is what? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Their hot cocoa is my favorite of all the hot cocoa. Now, I'm not drinking hot cocoa every morning because that's a fat thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm not in any. I did not mean to interrupt your pizza snack. Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't always go with my breakfast pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskar's here. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hold that thought. Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You just spent some time with Tom in the break room. Can you tell us what happened to Tom while he was in the break room?

[Jess Hooker]

He apparently threw the lid of his coffee cup into the trash.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And had to stick his arm down into the trash through the little.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm cleaning my arm off.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a top on our trash can.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's a flap.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then take it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever tried throwing away a garbage can?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but you don't. That's the thing, is that you think that that's the only way to access the trash. I lifted the lid off the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, you can do that?

[Jeff Oskay]

And I was like, yeah, you sure can. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

He stuck his arm all the way down in there and inched kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

It got stuck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it got stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

So now I'm. I had to go change shirts. Oh, I'm cleaning my arm off now.

[Chick McGee]

Because you did go change shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

He did.

[Jess Hooker]

He did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Went from navy to black.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think that you immediately started making a video of you like in 127 hours, my family. My arm is stuck in the dress.

[Chick McGee]

I want you to know I love all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

So I can throw away that flapper thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can do whatever you want because.

[Tom Griswold]

Then all the garbage gets caught in the flap, and then you touch it and you got to go wash your hands every time.

[Jeff Oskay]

You are the only person that happens to.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, you could have been videotaped with some of that stuck porn, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're bent over stuck in a trash. Hey, hold still, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah, good point. I'm sorry. Time to check in with Christy Lee. She's idiot. Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

A crashed truck left a Texas highway covered in millions of dimes. The Texas Department of Public Safety said the driver hauling freshly minted dimes veered off the road, overcorrected and overturned.

[Josh Arnold]

So many people slammed on their brakes.

[Jess Hooker]

On U.S. highway 287.

[Tom Griswold]

They stopped on a dime. Almost everybody, probably. Yeah. Even the guys that hit other cars.

[Jess Hooker]

Turper told the Wise county Messenger There were 8 million dimes on the truck worth $800,000.

[Tom Griswold]

That adds up. That's the beauty of American money base. 10.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

If it were like time. If money were like time. Wait a minute. Like, remember the old English currency was the way. It didn't make sense.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't come up with how much money that you'd given me. A half hour and two calculators. There's no way I would have come up with $800,000.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay? I wouldn't. I wouldn't with you, Chick. NBC 5 reports.

[Tom Griswold]

Cruisers. 10 dimes to a dollar.

[Chick McGee]

Who wouldn't have come up with it?

[Jess Hooker]

Reports Kerrs used vacuums to suck up the loose change out of a ditch while street sweepers helped collect the dimes off the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the video?

[Jess Hooker]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this giant hose sucking up the dimes, and it goes directly to a Coin Star machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

So they didn't get their $800,000?

[Josh Arnold]

No way. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they got screwed on that deal. Can you imagine, guys? Do they. They obviously have some kind of version of Coinstar at the mint.

[Jess Hooker]

They must. They ought to clean all that.

[Tom Griswold]

What percentage will they get back, though? Because a bunch of them are in a stream and I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

You have a song, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

We have a truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there we go. There's the picture. Look at that. It literally is a. Looks like a garbage truck with a huge yellow hose going into the creek, sucking up dimes. Now, Are they still making pennies? Didn't they finally stop? Stop?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if they've actually stopped or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it cost more than a penny to make a penny?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I've always heard.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we got take a penny, leave a penny.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, did you know we have two dime pieces here in the studio right now? Oh, oh, Jess knows what that.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean? Is that a fishing thing?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a fishing thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it's hot, ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

It means there are tens or dime pieces.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, I didn't realize.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you're a dime.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you could get a lot more in the open market. Frankly, your underwear alone, you could get at least 100 bucks. It's game worn suggesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have a song?

[Christy Lee]

I did have a song 10 minutes ago. Yes. And I have a song now. It's about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about a minute and a half.

[Christy Lee]

Got a minute and a half. Okay. It's about spilling dimes on the highway. I think it's obvious what's song I'm going to use. Or is it on the road Again? Oh, something spilled out on the road again A truck overturned going round a bend and I have to sing a truck spill song again. It was 8 million dimes with FDR's face in the mud and slime like that time he fell out of his wheelchair hair bruised his head and got dirt all in his hair. That happened on the road again.

[Tom Griswold]

The purposes of this song is dimes.

[Christy Lee]

Forever scattered on the byway Will these songs ever end? At least this time it's not Ventura Highway. Damn that Ventura highway on the road again Useless change. Out on the road again why couldn't it be a Brinks truck With a lot of stash bags and bags of cash that we could spend?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, Pat. What a nice, refreshing treat.

[Chick McGee]

You should rewrite that and leave a pause where you say what the items were that would spilled out. And somebody could jump in and go, 800,000 dimes. Or whatever it is.

[Josh Arnold]

When you see. If you see a dime on the floor of a grocery store, do you pick it up?

[Jess Hooker]

I can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

They're hard to pick up.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just gonna. All right, so my first question is, would you bother bending over to pick it?

[Chick McGee]

I would pick up a dime because I've heard that if you see. If you see a dime, it's someone trying to communicate from.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that a lot.

[Chick McGee]

A loved one trying to communicate.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very sweet. From the from the deceased.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that. Good to know is that right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You go to pick it up. And as Christy said, sometimes they can be difficult.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Clack, clack, clack.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't quite get it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you keep trying until you get it, or will you give up and leave it?

[Jess Hooker]

Give up and leave it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I'm not trying.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't grab a nickel or a penny, but I'll grab a d. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Takes me half an hour. I'm still getting it.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cheap, man.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but then, then you've got, you know, whatever germs are on the floor on your fingertips. So when you go to eat those free grapes. Those are free, right?

[Josh Arnold]

The grapes aren't free, but the donuts in the case are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they are. Okay. What's your policy, by the way? This seems off topic. Let me reintroduce, everybody. If you're just joining us, it's great to see you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. The topic real quick. You're driving, say, down this road right here. It's three in the morning, and you've got your regular lights on, and a guy flips his bright things on. And then now, do you respond by flip them back?

[Chick McGee]

You flash them back.

[Tom Griswold]

Flash them back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I give him the Crocodile Dundee. Those aren't brights. These are brights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So then I, I flash it back in because I did not have my brights on. Then he puts on his brights and leaves them on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, like a real jerk. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like it's your fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What setting your brights are?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, the newer cars, they're so bright.

[Tom Griswold]

If I, if I were a billionaire, I'd want to get. Get one of those trucks with the big lights on top, and I would have some engineer make it so that I could effectively melt things. And when the guy, when the guy leaves the brights on, just turn them on. They would actually be so powerful, you could hear in the car, like in a Spielberg movie with UFOs. Okay, so I was in the right by.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, you flash them. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys grow up with a crazy, I hope urban legend where if you saw a car driving at night without their lights on and you flashed them to tell them that it was actually a gang and they would pull you over and kill you? You grew up with that? Yeah, yeah. Very common.

[Chick McGee]

I heard you. Get the hell Beaten out of you. I didn't hear kill.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some awful danger.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Never heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

I just did that the other night.

[Josh Arnold]

I just learned how to drive, and now I have to worry about roving gangs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you guys flip your lights and if you pass a cop that's, like, hidden, like, off the road to let traffic.

[Josh Arnold]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

They should all be doing cop down the road.

[Jess Hooker]

How would you know that's what they were? I wouldn't know. If you were flashing your lights at me. That's what it meant.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought that's what it meant.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. A little flicker. That means. Yeah, there's a police officer.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

I've never heard that before.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you haven't? That's surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all learning things today. I never. I never heard that roadkill was called Carry on, my wayward son.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about. What about a padiddle? Do you guys know what a padiddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. One light on, one off. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you have to kiss if you see it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was always a punch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

We dated very different people.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a punch buggy.

[Chick McGee]

Punch buggy.

[Josh Arnold]

Both were the same.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Padittle was a kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have to lift your feet up when you go over railroad tracks?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is that for a vw? You punch somebody?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's Cruiser bruiser.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

PT Cruiser. You see one of those, you got to punch.

[Jess Hooker]

Anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot of safe Americans.

[Chick McGee]

You lift your. You left your. Lift your feet up off the floor of the car when you're going over railroad track?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. And I don't. I've seen people push the ceiling.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold your breath.

[Chick McGee]

Hold your breath. When you go past the cemetery, do.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys masturbate when you drive by a Curves?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

When you drive by a what? A Curves?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's a Curves?

[Chick McGee]

It's a workout place for a bigger woman.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that still in business?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That's a great joke. I wish I knew that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ladies only.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just. I just do it when I drive by. Lane Bryant. Oh, thank you very much. What a show. I have no idea what's happening. Where were we?

[Jess Hooker]

Christy, a viral video out there has captured a man in Norway narrowly escaping a charging polar bear. The dramatic footage taken in. Was that the man or the town of Pyramiden? Is that how you say that?

[Chick McGee]

Pyramid?

[Jess Hooker]

My town shows the man firing a gun at the approaching polar bear. As onlookers try to warn him, the.

[Josh Arnold]

Animal that was loud, that would legitimately jump.

[Christy Lee]

God, I thought that was my ex wife.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

When the animal charges at him, the man drops the gun, runs to a nearby snowmobile, and takes off. The bear briefly runs after him before giving up Chase. Mr. Back told USA Today that the man was lucky he had left his snowmobile running and pointed in the right direction. By the way, the bear did not leave until he ate all the snacks that he got from one of the snowmobiles that were lined up. There's a line of snowmobiles, and this guy happened to have a snowmobile that was running, even though hotel employees kept trying to scare him away using truck horns. According to this, Ms. Bach, once he finished, he left town and went back out the direction of the sea ice.

[Tom Griswold]

I see this thing. The guys, it's. It's odd because I first thought it was in the middle of nowhere. No, there's a big hotel there.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's. It's sort of like downtown, whatever this place is. And there's this polar bear, and the guy's approaching it, and then he realizes, I'm gonna get eaten. And if he. He just makes it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if. That. If the snowmobile hadn't been running, he'd be dead. And if it had been pointing other way, he'd be dead, man. But they say I read a little bit about this place. When you're there, you're not allowed to go outside unless you're with an armed guard. Wow. There are more polar bears. I think there are 3,000 polar bears. There's more polar bears than people.

[Jess Hooker]

Do we have that video, Jason or.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think that a polar bear looks at a hotel windows. People looking out the windows, just like we would look at a snack machine.

[Jess Hooker]

Vending and just pounding on it, hoping one of them fall out.

[Christy Lee]

Just shake it.

[Chick McGee]

That looks really good over there.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't they say that if you're, like, on a ice floe and you see a polar bear, you're already dead?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because apparently it's just gonna follow you forever until it gets you. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They're hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They don't have a lot to eat.

[Josh Arnold]

They go, there's the foods. There's food.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that guy looks warm.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's. Here's the. Here. We're watching the video. It's hard to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

There he goes.

[Josh Arnold]

He's being chased now he gets on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Disaster.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe 10ft away from getting eaten.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that brown trail behind the Snow.

[Josh Arnold]

And it does chase him for a while. Yeah. He's like, ah, he went out of hell.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that should be a commercial. Whatever brand of snowmobile that is ski do with instant acceleration.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the competition.

[Tom Griswold]

See the cadaver being eaten.

[Josh Arnold]

See the problem again, Christy? We have the same problem. It looked very huggable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Adorable.

[Jess Hooker]

He sure does look like you could just hug them.

[Tom Griswold]

Have them. Have them give him a Coke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's some idiot going here, little bear. You want to try the little Coca Cola little bear? And then the mama bear comes around.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have that Dr. Doodle disease. Very bad. I think all the animals are my friends. They're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of friends, coming up in the news, we have a kind of a weird story about a pet funeral home, if you've ever heard of such a thing. And that'll actually lead to an interesting story from Pat Godwin about something that happened in your life. Plus, we have a bunch of alligator stuff coming up in the news. And have you heard about this trend of, of men shaving their eyelashes?

[Chick McGee]

No, I did see something about this yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's really dumb. And we got. Of course we're going to be all over it right now. It's not dumb to take care of all those moms on Mother's Day. That's where my buddy Stephen Singer comes in. Stephen Singer Jewelers. You can do your shopping online. You can get this done right now for Mother's Day. It's not too far away this year. It's a Sunday. When is it, Christine?

[Jess Hooker]

May 11th. Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful. He's got that limited edition Blue Moon 24 Karat Gold Dip Rose. This is going to last forever. Comes in a beautiful gift box. Shipping is free. And it's an exclusive from Steven Singer atIhateStevensinger.com. by the way, Stephen was telling me these are not going to be restocked, so you better get it and act fast because last year at this time, they sold out. So once again, I assume they still have a few left. So act today and get it. The limited edition Blue Moon 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. It's a real rose dipped in gold. And it's kind of this one right over there. It's kind of a greenish blue of the petals on top. Free shipping, of course, and lots of other great stuff at I hate stevensinger.com. i happen to love the At Last bracelet.

[Jess Hooker]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Great for one of those moms in your life. Okay, It's I hate stephensinger.com. i want you to do this today. Get it out of the way. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Please. That'll help him. It'll help us. And tell Stephen Hydo, his great dog buddy, once again. Coming up, we have alligators. We have shaving your eyelashes. And more animal stuff on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at yet. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

I Heart radio app.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Call on me. Call on me.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. There's Jeff.

[Jess Hooker]

Something to say.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah, I. I wanted. We were talking about the punch buggy ritual. Yeah, I got it down. Here's. Here's what it says. If you go online, this is if. Here's how it works. You're in the car with somebody else. You spot a Volkswagen Beetle, but it has to be a Beetle, right? You got it. Then you call out. You have to call it out. You have to yell, punch Buggy. And then you have to say the color of the car.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But in St. Louis, it was Slug Bug. Slug Bug.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so funny. It says right here, slug Bug is a regional optional name. Okay, very good. And then. Then you punch the person next to you. And then you can add. No punch backs.

[Josh Arnold]

That's important to add.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That way you don't get. You don't get hit back. So kind of a fun game.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Where I'm from, my dad would just punch us for no reason at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter what car came back.

[Chick McGee]

Same thing in my world, except.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There was no.

[Chick McGee]

It was my mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You catch a hand in the back seat like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. When I was in college, I dated a girl every time she saw.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the verb? You want dated?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But interestingly enough. Let me. I get this. Every time she saw a guy in a Porsche, she'd sleep with him. So it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was sort of like.

[Jess Hooker]

Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

It was sort of like punch buggy. But she was a horse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Horsham, please get it right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we have once again, in this room, if you could see it and you could if you were watching on YouTube. We have all solid shirts until we get to Christy Lee. She has her little flowery thing on.

[Christy Lee]

She's a lunch today, right?

[Jess Hooker]

That's why you're looking today.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a lady lunch?

[Jess Hooker]

It is a lady lunch.

[Christy Lee]

It is to the ladies who lunch.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just me and one other lady.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

Bumping those two things together.

[Christy Lee]

Experimental time in the marriage.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I was gonna have a lunch today.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy and the throuple.

[Chick McGee]

Scissor lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Brunch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's just exactly what I need. Another woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy's husband. Andy's Your hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are you guys going? Smashing donuts.

[Jess Hooker]

Why do I talk to you? Why. Why do I bring up it? You know what I should learn from you? Don't talk about anything.

[Chick McGee]

I stopped it a long time ago.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, I. So called.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that didn't affect anything. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

So called thruffles are in the news today.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

And multi parent families could be granted legal rights in Quebec are a Thor. A Canadian court has ruled that multi parent families have the same legal rights as traditional ones. CTV News says the case involved three families. A throuple with four kids, a lesbian couple with a male donor, and a woman whose husband had a child with a friend who wanted parental status. A Quebec judge found it unconstitutional to limit a child's legal parents one or two.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Couldn't they have just worked this out without bringing the judges into it?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd like to think they're trying to sneak this through right now because there's.

[Chick McGee]

No Pope and are they?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Do they wear the wigs in Canada and stuff? I think they do. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Do they really like the wig? Wig party.

[Tom Griswold]

They do. I think they do not the wig party.

[Chick McGee]

You know how wear wigs?

[Christy Lee]

That's a whole different.

[Chick McGee]

Attorneys in England wear the wigs.

[Tom Griswold]

I can call my friend who got arrested with a bag of pot while skiing at Mount Saint and please do.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he's not going back to Canada anytime soon.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's correct.

[Chick McGee]

It is so hard to talk to you.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Where was he? Now go. Go over that again and slower. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

He was arrested with a bag of pot skiing at Mount Saint Anne de Beaupre.

[Christy Lee]

Mount Saint Anne de Beaupre.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the name of it. It's gorgeous. St. Anne. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

What does the pro mean? Prolapsed.

[Tom Griswold]

That means. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Near the mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the. It's the patron saint of hockey. Oh, of course. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's why it's hard to talk to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Always going with the joke, Mr. Glib.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

A Pennsylvania funeral home director facing charges after allegedly giving fake ashes to thousands of grieving pet owners.

[Chick McGee]

Is that wrong?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. It's just. Your pet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, they talk to the one lady, the guy comes up and he hands her this four pound bag of ashes and she goes, hey, I gave you a hamster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this can't be right.

[Tom Griswold]

And she goes, wait a minute. You're, you're ripping me off.

[Chick McGee]

But you don't understand, ma'am. It was a really dense hamster.

[Jess Hooker]

An investigation.

[Chick McGee]

I lost my pets ashes. I don't know where they are. What? I just realized this like three days.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think they are in your house?

[Chick McGee]

Because I wouldn't have gotten.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, you really had your pet cremated?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and I had the little box and they put them in a bag in the box and I think it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you bury her and forget?

[Chick McGee]

I, No, I know I didn't bury it and I know I didn't take it anywhere. It's there in the house somewhere. I had the lady come and clean up the house. That Christine? Yeah. And that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully she didn't vacuum it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to call her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm saying hopefully she didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

No, she was not a cleaning lady. She was organizing woman.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

So these people are upset because is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's, that's only my problem. It's okay. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy would.

[Jess Hooker]

An investigation of Patrick Verub, owner of Vera Funeral Home and Eternity Pet Memorial, found that the 70 year old took money from clients in exchange for private cremation services, only to dispose of the pets in a landfill. Mr. Verab then provided customers with ashes of other unknown animals.

[Chick McGee]

Truly harsh part about this is when he would dispose him at the landfill, he'd take him by the tail and swing them around, just whip them.

[Jess Hooker]

He's accused of stealing more than.

[Chick McGee]

Why am I the only one laughing?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I am laughing.

[Chick McGee]

I love dogs. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Stealing more than $650,000 from over 6,500 victims. You want to do that math?

[Josh Arnold]

We got to get into the cremation business.

[Jess Hooker]

And faces numerous charges including theft by deception and the improper disposal of thousands of dogs and cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's a sad story. Thanks for sharing that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, now where'd that story come from?

[Tom Griswold]

Him came from Attorney General David Sunday.

[Jess Hooker]

David Sunday? He only works on Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there an evangelist named Billy Sunday or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, first of all, Sunday, even if you have the ashes, you're not going to be able to bring bingo back, let's face it. Well, no, but still, you think there's.

[Josh Arnold]

A buddy Sunday out there?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys seen the great Errol Morris documentary Gates of Heaven about the Pat. Funeral business?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't, and I wanted to.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very good. Yeah, it's pretty interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do we have time for you to tell your story? Can you. Can you tell this or is it.

[Christy Lee]

I can tell it, but I'm gonna have to change the name of the town. Instead of being Toledo, I'll change.

[Chick McGee]

That's good thinking.

[Christy Lee]

I had three Tinder dates and my first one involved a woman that worked at a vet's up there. And that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And that's right, Edith, pay attention. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So we, we get to talking and she. Okay. She said that her job was to work. She was involved with the crematorium of. But. And she really enjoyed her work. It got real hot and sweaty in there. And, and even when they would have animals at the zoo, large ones, she described how they were cut up. Oh, my giraffes and put. And they did all of that, too, so. And she was very passionate about her work. But this is hours and hours.

[Jess Hooker]

This was your first date with this.

[Christy Lee]

Woman, God bless her. She was just really loved doing it and. But, man, it went on and on and it was just. It just creeped me out.

[Josh Arnold]

My passion in life has always been setting fire to dead animals.

[Jess Hooker]

The way that she, she described the.

[Christy Lee]

Larger animals at the zoo.

[Josh Arnold]

That is so sad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At that time, I went to one of those PETA meetings and that place was so crowded you couldn't swing a dead cat.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love it if you went and said.

[Tom Griswold]

Said that. Well, thank you, Pat. That's such a sad story. Did you have a victorious evening, if you will?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. I drove home in tears.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. How's your daughter getting along? Great. This is a positive spin in the end. Thank you very much. We're having a good time. We'll continue to do so. I hope you can join us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance News desk, Christy Lee. Nope, There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Stephen Singer's limited edition brand new blue moon 24 karat gold dipped rose for Mother's Day is available right now. But listen, there's a limited quantity, all right? Don't mess around. Or as Tom would say, don't be an idiot. Get yours today @I hate stephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jeff Oskay. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Now we've officially reached the month of May. We did the appropriate rabbit, rabbit, rabbit salute.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wishing us all good luck in the month of May.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, happy May.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some great stuff coming up this month. I'm very excited about including a brand new T shirt. We're days away from announcing.

[Josh Arnold]

He said, is it celebrating my birthday on May 16th?

[Jeff Oskay]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

Is it. Wait, is it my face?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, May 16th. What day of the week is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Friday. This year.

[Tom Griswold]

Darn it. No. We gotta get him a cake.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be working.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your favorite kind of cake? Do you want like a cake that's a cake cake, or do you want like a something other type of food that looks like a cake?

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite kind of cake. Three cakes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those are good.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought you were gonna say lasagna.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now see that? I'm in. Fully in favor.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I want a lasagna and a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love a lasagna cake.

[Jeff Oskay]

You get one.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Decide which one you want.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Who makes good lasagna around you?

[Jeff Oskay]

I know I haven't made one this year yet.

[Christy Lee]

You haven't?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

What did it weigh? Like 10 pounds?

[Jeff Oskay]

The biggest one I've ever made. Weighed 36 pounds. That was my. That's the funeral lasagna. That's the one I make whenever somebody dies.

[Josh Arnold]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's all the joy out of that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, it's a nice. It's a nice thing to give a family when they're mourning.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a good news and a bad news. Uncle Claire. Clearance. He dead. We got lasagna in three days. We're burying the son of a.

[Josh Arnold]

And hey, now, there's more for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Let's. Let's get another song out of you, Pat. In just a minute. We have a story that ties into a song today.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, do we?

[Christy Lee]

That was the only one. The dimes one.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the Only song you wrote.

[Christy Lee]

Took me three hours to write it. I get here at 2 now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's just go back. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I want lots of songs that I've been working on, workshopping, editing. I'm ready to go. Whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have anything about. About personal hygiene or from.

[Christy Lee]

I have. Jess is a stinky, stinky girl.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'd like to hear that. Who else like to hear that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally a song.

[Chick McGee]

But doesn't Jess make you laugh or something? Don't you have a story, a song about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Let's do that one.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Gotta find it now while we do. I want. I saw this yesterday and I. I don't know, I. I never. There's certain things I don't get. Like the man bun. One of this thing that guys are apparently doing about shaving your eyelashes.

[Jess Hooker]

Doctors are warning men against this new trend of shaving off eyelashes to appear more masculine. Weird social media videos have been cropping up showing men visiting barber shops to get their eyelashes buzzed or clipped down. According to CNN, the health experts say the trend is an alarming one. Ophthalmolog surgeon Ms. Vicki Lee explaining eyelashes are vital for both visual experience and eye health.

[Chick McGee]

1, 2, 3. Here comes Vicki Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

As well as acting as a barrier and trigger for the protective blink reflex, eyelashes help reduce airflow over the eyes, keeping the eyes healthy and comfortable, filtering intense sunlight, reducing glare and improving your visual quality.

[Tom Griswold]

So why would you shave them off?

[Chick McGee]

More masculine.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's it. Hey, yeah, I'm very masculine and I have long lashes and I've never ever. I've never had a girl not ogle them in love.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder if you can actually tell a difference, you know, because I can't see your eyelashes from here, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you see this from here?

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, you can't see his nose hair either.

[Chick McGee]

But that's important to have because it's inside the nose.

[Christy Lee]

That's so silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. A biological hair joke.

[Jess Hooker]

Surgeon Dr. Lee added the improper removal of your eyelashes could also lead to complications and risks. Potential injury to the eye.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man, when that grows back, that would. That would be sharp, right? Like if you believe.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and don't we know that you cut it in a grow back bush here? Right. Is that a thing or is that not a thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it depends on where you're cutting.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a gay thing or is this a straight thing?

[Jess Hooker]

I've never heard of it till you gave me, gave me the stories.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't heard of it either, Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, so if you're the only one that's heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was. I was reading the new issue of Incredibly Gay People.

[Chick McGee]

I saw it in my newsfeed yesterday. I didn't think about it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just thought it was so weird. I saw another. What? That is so odd.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

I. And would I couldn't you. I mean, you were discussing. A few months ago, you had a little a nick with your razor in the testicular area, and it bled like a head wound. I mean, if you. With a. You don't want something sharp next to your eyelashes, right by your eyeball. No, you could have a.

[Jeff Oskay]

But speaking of testicles.

[Christy Lee]

This has nothing to do with testicles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it doesn't?

[Jess Hooker]

How dare you?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you're getting that inference. Innuendo is not what I mean. It. This is called Tickles from Jess.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a James Taylor feel.

[Christy Lee]

This is my character that I call Leon Mudbone. Oh, got a friend, her name is Jess Take my tummy tick of my chest oh, she cheers me up like the water girl oh, when chest tickles, though my chest tickles feel good oh, she should call to that door Tickle me heart pins me through the floor which makes my stomach red oh, maybe someday I'll learn oh, yeah. Oh, I may be laughing but my chest tickles burn she puts those eyes fingers oh. Right down my britches she lets my hair fall on my tummy all night Stitches got a friend, her name is Jess Makes me laugh or she's the best she breaks me out of my funk like no other girl could oh, yeah, you know she does I got frozen jessicles Harry Jest tickles all those jessicles all my jet stickles feel good.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing to do with test.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Thank you, Leon. Leon Mudbone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly appreciate it. Christy Lee's right over there. I can see her. What else you got going on?

[Jess Hooker]

One found a man hiding under her hotel room bed recently.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hey, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

How's it going?

[Jeff Oskay]

This is terrifying.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Natalia Natalisi Taxisi, a social media influencer.

[Chick McGee]

What is this, a newscaster in Ogden Nash? What's going on here?

[Jess Hooker]

T A K S I, S I. What would you say? Taxisi.

[Tom Griswold]

Taxisi.

[Jess Hooker]

Staying at the Apa Hotel and Resort in Tokyo. When she noticed a weird smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

She peered under the bed and saw a pair of eyes staring back.

[Chick McGee]

What up?

[Jess Hooker]

Taxisi said she began to scream as the intruder emerged from under the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Relax, lady.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just down.

[Jess Hooker]

Stared at her for a few minutes. Minutes. Screamed himself and ran out of the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Screamed himself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Hotel staff contacted police, but they reportedly told Ms. Taxisi that it was unlikely the culprit would be found due to the lack of CCTV cameras inside the building.

[Tom Griswold]

She's an influencer, though. I'm surprised she didn't have a camera set up already, just in case something like this happened.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's Japanese. They always have cameras.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, in Japan, I'm surprised. Maybe they. Maybe they rented the space under the bed for. That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Those wild hotels.

[Tom Griswold]

Dressers. 200 bucks a night under the bed. Someone will be coming into the room now. Pat Godwin, don't you have an album called under the Bed?

[Christy Lee]

I do indeed. My very first album that you produced. Thank you very much.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a song called under the Bed?

[Christy Lee]

No, it comes from voices in my head, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember critics calling that the rare freshman slump.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And one. That one. Critics just. It was an odd review. Just dot, dot, dot. Why? Question mark that was. That was kind of. That was kind of odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Another critic said, my new favorite coaster.

[Christy Lee]

It was number one on iTunes for two days.

[Tom Griswold]

The new album, Hotel Pool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's still up there in the church. Man, I'm so proud.

[Chick McGee]

And it's burning up the check.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you so much, Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when does the.

[Christy Lee]

When is the Mellinger Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

When is the comedy competition song thing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have Guarding. Gardening Naked is in the finals. That should be this week. This week or so.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that one. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe Monday we'll find out.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, maybe we'll come back with that song.

[Josh Arnold]

You've come a long way from that first album.

[Christy Lee]

That first album had. First Date.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a classic.

[Christy Lee]

It had American Pie on there. That was the number one hit. Britney Spears, a cover that did really well.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a slave now. The best way to listen to. The best way to listen to any of Pat's albums is with Raycon earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And moms out there are always on the go juggling work, family. They do everything. And so this Mother's Day, treat her to everyday earbuds from Raycon because she deserves a moment to relax, recharge, and enjoy her favorite music or podcasts or telephone calls in crystal clear quality. Everyday earbuds from Raycon are perfect for mom. She's hitting the gym or taking one of the many phone calls she puts on the speaker. Their latest model. Better than ever a 32 hour battery life. Multi point connectivity lets you pair with two devices at once. And she'll never ask you to help sync her Bluetooth ever again. Raycon's quick charge function, just 10 minutes of charging, you get 90 minutes of battery. And they also have active noise cancellation not normally found at this price point. Starting just half the price of other premium audio brands. And Raycon's everyday earbuds come in a spectrum of vibrant colors to match your style. Raycons offers a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com tom For Mother's Day, get 20% off site wide. Raycon 20% off site wide. Go to buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Chick Magee. Coming up, a letter actually written on board the Titanic. It survived and it's just been put up for auction among other delights. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin's here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay over there on the ones and the twos. Tom, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call it that again?

[Chick McGee]

The numbers on the volume controls for ones and twos. Ones and twos.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, you'll want to turn it up to 11 for this next thing then.

[Jess Hooker]

What's, what's Mr. Osk?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a, it's a request for a Pat Godwin song.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this. Just Mitch kind enough to write Bob and Tom @BobandTom.

[Chick McGee]

Is it that one girl? That one girl?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. Can you please do have Pat Rather do his version of Randy Newman singing hey Jew. Oh yeah, the great Randy Newman. Of course. Many stellar albums. My personal favorite, good old boys. It's a work of genius. Should have gotten the Pulitzer if not a Nobel. He's most famous for of course his work with I think the Toy Story movies. But just of the man's a genius. Such a great artist. But you have said what would happen here now?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he, he is a genius but I, I of course do voices and things like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Can Randy Newman do like the beat Beatles, for example. Goody cover Randy Newman attempting.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her in your heart. Then you can start to make it feel better. You did all, you did all very well.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Randy. What a treat. Now we have Christy Lee at her post at the SILAC insurance news desk. Have you found something exciting for us?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, we'll find out. Commuters in Florida spotted a barefoot man wrangling a massive alligator along I95. Don't see that every day on the nose. The Jacksonville sheriff's office said it joined forces with Florida Fish and Wildlife, the Florida highway patrol and local gator wrangling legend known as the blue collar Brawler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it's this guy's job.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. To capture the reptile found in the highway median. Authorities posted video of the blue collar brawler, Mr. Mike Dragson. Dragish. Dragish. Wearing a camouflage sleeveless shirt, shorts and a backwards cap, but no shoes as he wrestles with the alligator while cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Speed by on his way to a Kenny Chesney concert.

[Jess Hooker]

Deputies that helped him load the gator into the back of a truck and away they went. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's kind of cool. Guy captures gators for a living.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you be barefoot anywhere?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I don't blame this guy for being barefoot in this situation.

[Jess Hooker]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

More better traction. I feel, I feel like you can really dig your toes into the earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Alligators hate, hate biting through a Nike shoe when they want to bite your foot off.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's slippery.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, shoes. Yeah, fair enough.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I mow barefoot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Seems safe.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, real safe.

[Josh Arnold]

And I, I'm riddled with vodka. Riddled with hookworms.

[Christy Lee]

And now you're lactose intolerant.

[Josh Arnold]

It never ends. The comedy, the jokes. Fly like birds.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of birds and Florida, man in Florida risked his safety to rescue a wounded eagle from drowning in a lake inhabited by an alligator. 69 year old Doug Hay and his wife heard the eagle crash land in the lake behind their Lakewood ranch home. Mr. Hay told WTVT TV is our middle name. Yeah. That he knew eagles cannot swim and immediately dove into the water. Despite knowing the lake is home to seven foot alligator. Mr. Hayes said he wasn't too concerned about the reptile. Quickly snatched up the bird. After bringing it back to shore. He took the eagle to the wildlife center of southwest Florida where it is recovering chick.

[Josh Arnold]

What would the alligator news say about this?

[Chick McGee]

Local man Endangers all of our brethren, steals our food. This guy's got to go. He comes here, steals our food, our valuables.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Hay said he had no regrets. Adding the symbol of America. The executive director of the Wildlife center of Southwest Florida, Ms. Pam Defoe said the eagle has a large hole in its chest. She believes it is a talon wound after the bird got into a fight with another eagle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever seen them lock talons? What's that called? Have you ever seen that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that air battle. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They lock talons and they just spiral. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy knew there was a big alligator in that pond.

[Jess Hooker]

Seven footer, save the eagle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yikes. Well, good for him. Yes. Have another letter helping us with. We were talking about the. The paddiddle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the punch buggy. Buggy. And you called. What was it again?

[Josh Arnold]

Slug bug is what I grew up with.

[Tom Griswold]

Rituals. Here's apparently a variation on it. Andrew kind enough to write, right. When we played piddle in the car, if someone called one out, the other people in the car had to take off a piece of clothing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like this is a ritual that was developed by a teenage boy because when we. If you saw a piddle, first piddle was a peck on the cheek. You got a peck on the cheek. Second paddle, you got to grab your boob.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it progressed. If you saw in the same night, in a third piddle, third bas. The whole thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I never heard that before.

[Josh Arnold]

For us it was first pudiddle kiss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Second padiddle French kiss, third padiddle touching of genitals. But my uncle's rules were always, always a little different. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you need to hire guys to drive by with one of their lights knocked out. Yeah. Really sick, man. I think it's about time we got that establishment. Hey, thanks for joining us. If you are just joining us once again, this is the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At her post, it's Christy Lee. And Christy, what else is happening?

[Jess Hooker]

A letter written on board the Titanic before it sank has sold for nearly $400,000 at auction.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not buying it. You know why? Why? Cursive?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, no, no, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care if it's valuable.

[Jess Hooker]

In the note written to the seller's great uncle on April 10, 1912, first class passenger Archibald Gracie wrote of the ill fated steamship quote, it is a fine ship, but I shall await my journey's end before I pass judgment on her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Gracie ultimately survived the sinking and went on to write, quote, the truth about the Titanic, an account of his experiences. Auction house Henry Aldridge and son in England said the letter was sold to a private collector from the United States seats. It was postmarked Queenstown, Ireland. One of two stops the Titanic made before sinking. Archibald Gracie jumped from the ship and managed to scramble onto an overturned collapsible boat. He was rescued by other passengers on board a lifeboat and taken to the RMS Carpathia.

[Josh Arnold]

After I. After I pushed three of those filthy Irish out of the boat from steerage.

[Jess Hooker]

It did not end well for Mr. Grant Tracy. He did not fully recover from the hypothermia he suffered and died of complications from diabetes in the late 1912.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the letter at all?

[Jess Hooker]

I did not. What did it say?

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I made the part. It said I was really cool. I saw Kate Winslet's boobs last night.

[Josh Arnold]

That was rad. He said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How much did it go for?

[Jess Hooker]

400, 000.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

It is a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the Titanic, really? You gotta look into how the US Government was actually involved there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you have a. You have a conspiracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Testing torpedoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of a Gulf of Tonkin incident.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. Just look into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

A sword that belonged to Napoleon Bonaparte going up for auction.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever say boner part?

[Jess Hooker]

I could, if you'd like.

[Josh Arnold]

I would love it.

[Jess Hooker]

Boner part?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay, start over and say that.

[Jess Hooker]

A sword that belonged to Napoleon Bonaparte.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I enjoyed that much better.

[Jess Hooker]

He ordered the saber in 1802 and kept it throughout his reign before passing it on to his close ally when.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone said to him, hey, by the way, Napoleon, these other guys, they have guns. And your nice little sword, very, very fancy. But unless you're holding just right, you're gonna have a lead ball go through your skull. So you might want to stay back here and boss everybody around.

[Jess Hooker]

Here's a good name. His close ally was Emmanuel de Grouchy, spelled G, R, O, U, C, H, Y. According to CBS News, the sword has been in Grouchy's family since 1815. The auction firm that has the sword is expected to sell it for $800,000 to 1.1 million when it goes under the hammer. In Paris on May 22, I used.

[Tom Griswold]

This throne to trim Josephine's dirty bush.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you know, it was filthy, disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

There's bugs everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now powder. Powder it down. I.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Again. Have you ever. Well, I'll Talk to you, Ms. Hooker. Okay. Have you ever seen the sword?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd recognize it. It's because the first third of it is strawberry, right? Then vanilla, then chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I think what you're thinking of is the Neapolitan.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you have Neapolitan ice cream, in what order do you eat the ice cream?

[Jeff Oskay]

I eat it all together. I have. I have a little bit of all of them in every bite.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know. I didn't know. People did. Didn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever just sit down with Kamala Harris and did you ever call it.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna do equal bites for.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Chalk Van straw. Do you ever call it that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Neapolitan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Chalk Van Straw.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that how you eat it? That's the order.

[Chick McGee]

I like strawberry better than chocolate, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'd go ch. I'd go strawberry first.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I love strawberry ice.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like strawberry at all, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay.

[Jess Hooker]

My husband doesn't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there variations on that?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, would you have raspberry vanilla?

[Tom Griswold]

Are there companies that make a variation of Neapolitan where it's like butter pecan?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, there's Spamoni kind of a version where it's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cherry vanilla. Pistachio.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they do it with sherbet. You get the raspberry, the lime, and the orange.

[Jeff Oskay]

Orange. Oh, that's true.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's. That's chaos. Oh, I love it. It's too much going on in my head.

[Jeff Oskay]

Much.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, for my money, and I've mentioned this before, the most overrated thing in the world of ice cream is the banana split.

[Jeff Oskay]

I disagree.

[Tom Griswold]

As a kid. As a kid, I always wanted one. And then finally, they. My parents relented, and I got one. And as soon as they hit that pineapple topping, it was over.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the only thing that ruins it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can leave that off, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, I. I would omit strawberry and do double pineapple with the chocolate.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No pineapple.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm wrong on a lot of levels, okay?

[Josh Arnold]

I just like banana whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and vanilla ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And maybe a handful of nuts.

[Chick McGee]

I hold my nuts while I eat a banana split.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool. It's a comfort thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we have time to move on. What else do you got, Christy?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, Visa. I don't know if you guys have seen. This is a credit card company.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's exactly it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what's the difference between a Visa and a passport? What's the difference?

[Josh Arnold]

Difference?

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, individual countries, you'll have to have a special Visa to get into that country above and beyond the passport.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless they don't take visa. Then it's MasterCard.

[Jess Hooker]

This is a credit card.

[Christy Lee]

This is a work thing.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like I was shouted down.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

They're hoping your credit card will have artificial intelligence agents that can help you find clothes, groceries, airplane tickets and other items. You set a budget, set preferences, and the AI assistant will make the purchases for you. VISA announced the new AI credit card on Wednesday after months of working behind the scenes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't see this going wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

On any level with leading AI chatbot developers. The pilot projects started Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the commercial and they've got 300 men and women all wearing barrels naked, begging not to be sent to debtors prison.

[Jess Hooker]

But it could take some time. Before us, the average credit card user can ask an AI assistant to order our weekly groceries. But wouldn't that something. They just do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be based on your past sales.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly. Past purchases.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want that.

[Jess Hooker]

Some will, some people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think I'd want it either, but I got a bunch of stuff on Amazon like that and it just arrived.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, a subscription.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah, I didn't think I'd like that either, but yeah, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Automatically renews it.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, even if you've never used it. Now I've got 300 fire extinguishers.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he right?

[Christy Lee]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

I need some Excedrin.

[Josh Arnold]

Boom.

[Chick McGee]

It's at the door.

[Christy Lee]

Boom.

[Jess Hooker]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the commercial? You don't count a credit card. Christopher Columbus used what I discover.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's not bad at all.

[Chick McGee]

Now you young comedians at home, that's how it's done. You could have done.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know the topic.

[Chick McGee]

De Leon. You could have done Vasco de Gama Magellan would be a good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an American. I, I, I did not understand that was the topic today. I'm confused, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

About what? About A.I.

[Tom Griswold]

The A.I. credit card. No A.I. i get it, but I mean, well.

[Jess Hooker]

The artificial intelligence agent would start bossing you around. Well, they would.

[Josh Arnold]

Making suggestions.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they would know what you like, what size you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, last month you ordered, you, you purchased from a lot of five guys and you bought.

[Tom Griswold]

Now would it, would it be smart enough to know I was done? Well, I figured.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Like a girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

When Josh gets to five guys, you.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T understand what conversation has to end.

[Tom Griswold]

With a five guys. And that, that dreamy look comes out.

[Josh Arnold]

It did kind of happen.

[Chick McGee]

What else did you have?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying, an Culver, maybe you would like Shake Shack is what this is going to do.

[Chick McGee]

He had a point.

[Tom Griswold]

Now my question is a little bit different.

[Chick McGee]

More important. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's of. Of a different sphere here. What if. Does your card notice? Well, I just noticed you bought Quick Lime last week. Now you're buying a shovel. I suggest you go buy Visqueen, you know, and some zip top.

[Chick McGee]

I can't be the only one that noticed this. You've talked about this a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just watching this documentary about. About a serial killer. Did you see yesterday, by the way? They identified another one.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did.

[Jess Hooker]

Now I lost my train of thought.

[Chick McGee]

I tried to watch that doc and I didn't care for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Turned it off.

[Christy Lee]

Same here.

[Tom Griswold]

The topic is brutal.

[Jess Hooker]

Amazon kind of does this already.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what I was going to say. Your search engine, it's constantly.

[Jess Hooker]

Amazon will say, we found this. We thought you might like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Chick, you said something very, very similar.

[Tom Griswold]

I said that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but you said the subscription, that it comes to your house on a subscription.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

These are suggestions.

[Jess Hooker]

These are suggestions.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows? We mock it now. Maybe it'll end up being really. We'll all be loving it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, they're mock, mock.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's kind of streamlining all these things that we use, like Amazon and Instacart and all that. It's just really specific to you and.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't it just constantly upselling you and pretty soon they know. I bet they've already done the studies. They know people are going to spend more money with them if they do. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm sure. Okay, I'm done.

[Christy Lee]

You're done.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you guys want to call now?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Are you done or you want to rephrase it? Have you had it?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, until we get back, I've had it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, we have a lot of old people news.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of old people.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, something old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but it's still alive.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe that'd be dead people news.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Right.

[Chick McGee]

See the difference?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends.

[Jess Hooker]

All of these people are still alive, but yes, as of right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That I know not to be dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right. Now I want to talk to you about helping you live to be an old man or an old woman. That's where you want to have plenty of cash coming in when you retire. That's what Annuities are all about. Been watching the stock market lately. My suggestion is stop looking at it because quite volatile. I believe that's the term that they use. If you'd like to not worry about market volatility, an annuity may be the answer for you. And the Silac Insurance Company is the. Well, they're the experts on annuities. So find out what I'm talking about by giving them a visit at their website silacins.com and be able to look forward to a great retirement where you know that check is going to come by. And by the way, you cannot outlive your money. So the money's gonna keep on coming. So you just keep on living. And we'd appreciate that very much and keep on listening. Of course. By the way, there's another way to access information about your annuity with the Silec Insurance Company. You just take your phone and you call this number, £250. That's it. Hit the pound sign two five, zero and you'll be connected. When you say the keywords lifetime income, that's once again, again call pound 250 and then you say lifetime income. And you'll get some information about the Silac Insurance Company and about annuities. Plan on it. Live on it with the Silac Insurance Company. More information about that also [e-mail] linking you over to the Silac Folks, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Channel watch and subscribe.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Jeff Oskay. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Good seeing you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we once again turn to Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out what's happening in the world in case we missed anything.

[Christy Lee]

Just make it up.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, she's, she's, she's frustrated. She's, she's had it with us.

[Jess Hooker]

An octogenarian in Florida arrested for fleeing the scene of an accident was like an 80 year old, 88 after plowing into a mobility scooter. The 88 year old woman was driving in the parking lot of a Sam's Club in clearwater when her SUV struck a 77 year old woman on a mobility scooter.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, you rascal.

[Jess Hooker]

Authorities say the victim was Thrown from the scooter and hospitalized from her injuries.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd break a hip.

[Chick McGee]

The wanders and turn to dust.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I'm sorry, how old was the lady driving the car?

[Josh Arnold]

About three years older than you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to take Tom's. Take Tom's keys away. Nana, where you put. Where you put Grandpa's keys?

[Chick McGee]

That's going to be a tough get.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's going to be about the.

[Chick McGee]

Ninth time he's lost somewhere. Dad, we're gonna have to take your keys.

[Jess Hooker]

The suspect allegedly did not stop at the scene of the crash to render aid or exchange information. She was arrested four hours later.

[Josh Arnold]

You think she even knew she hit something?

[Jess Hooker]

Probably not.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Of course you hit a mobility scooter. And the lady.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe she thought it was a cart. Yeah, I would have.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I get. What, the woman flailing in the ground.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you wouldn't necessarily see her. What if she backed into her? I don't know if she backed into her or hit her. You know, if you backed into her, you probably thought, I just hit a cart. Kept on going weird.

[Tom Griswold]

That cart screaming bloody murder.

[Josh Arnold]

You think she had any business driving, Christy?

[Jess Hooker]

I have no idea about her driving ability.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do they arrest her? At a bingo game.

[Chick McGee]

Right about the end, the driver said, look out. And the woman on the Rascal said, why are you coming back?

[Jess Hooker]

I have an acquaintance who's well into her 90s who drives every day and does a very good job.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, I meant because she's a woman. Terrible drivers, really.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I'm looking at the photograph, and she has. She's kind of smiling at the camera, and she has on a. A prison.

[Jess Hooker]

At 88. She has on a prison outfit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the prison. You know, the orange.

[Josh Arnold]

They gave her the jumpsuit.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they. Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, look at the picture, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

She's smiling and she's quite clearly just come from having her hair done.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, maybe that's where she was going to the beauty part.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she has her hair blue.

[Chick McGee]

It really tickled, Josh. It was funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now her hair is all made up and, you know, so she's clearly. I bet she was leaving from having her hair done.

[Josh Arnold]

She just looks like a classic friendly old lady.

[Tom Griswold]

She looks like the.

[Chick McGee]

That beat manslaughter charges.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she looks like the wife of a major league team owner that has owned the team and didn't want to integrate rate them. That is really. That's a specific kind of lady.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's A really?

[Jess Hooker]

I had a look at her.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked it better when people knew their place. So I. So I ran somebody over.

[Chick McGee]

So what?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold on. Old crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta break a few eggs to get out of a parking lot. Break a few legs.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

The Costco parking lot, though, is as treacherous a drive.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the worst ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

How come?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so stressful.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. I agree with you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a. Sam's Club.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that same thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's brutal. It is. It's insane.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's Thunderdome.

[Tom Griswold]

The most dangerous parking lot. I go to. Christy and I go to the same gym. That is terrifying, people. I've actually witnessed a T bone in that parking lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you guys ever see each other at the gym?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Cuz I quit going there because he started.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you got to.

[Chick McGee]

He ruins.

[Christy Lee]

He ruins everything.

[Chick McGee]

This is a familiar. Your story. I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going there first.

[Chick McGee]

Tom ruins a lot of stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

No way. I started going there the day they opened. I was a member.

[Josh Arnold]

How much GDP has been lost because Tom starts going.

[Chick McGee]

I told you. There are restaurants, businesses around here who have the clothes sign at the ready when they see them in the parking lot.

[Jess Hooker]

The one that you're talking about now, the one we go to now. The smaller gym. Yeah. That parking lot. It's always crowded because there's not enough space for the people that are there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you go to that one too?

[Christy Lee]

No, I got a lifetime. So Tom used to be there.

[Jess Hooker]

That's where I used.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where I thought that. That parking lot's always treacherous as people want to drive around for 30 minutes to find a place close to the doors, they can go in and get on a treadmill.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the. You see, the point of that is you're about to pretend you're walking when you could have.

[Jess Hooker]

Actually, we have another 80 year old woman in the news. This one's lucky to be alive after falling from her sixth floor apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Six floors she lived. The woman from a town in Russia that I'm not even gonna try to pronounce. Yeah, I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. Yekaterinburg.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever had been cleaning her windows when she fell six stories, landing on her neighbor's car.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

A police spokesperson reportedly said, quote, during the investigation, it was preliminarily established that the elderly woman fell from the window due to carelessness.

[Tom Griswold]

She had just said something negative about Putin.

[Jess Hooker]

And suddenly, not only did she survive the fall, which was captured by Closed Caption TV Cameras. She also suffered only minor injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I guess the car would act kind of like a.

[Chick McGee]

It would give.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There is some. It's more give than cement. The video is crazy. And she falls completely flat and hits the roof. It couldn't have been more perfect. And it dents in. And like a minute and a half later she starts getting up and.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

She's unbreakable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She lands right in the middle of the top of the roof.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's got to tie herself off and.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's.

[Chick McGee]

Where's her safety protocol?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Now she's getting off the top of the car after falling. This looks like me getting out of bed.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're already 80. You fall out of a sixth floor boy. God really doesn't want you.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Eight more lives.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh man, it's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

And our last old. What do we have time for this one? Or should we say.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still watching the video. This lady. Oh. And then here's her husband screaming. Oh, it's closed captioned. He's saying, oh, he's talking about the windows. He goes, you missed this body. Thoughtful guy.

[Jess Hooker]

I see a UK man celebrated his 90th birthday by going skydiving recently. Mr. Malcolm Ho was gifted the experience by his grandsons after discussing the idea to family gathering.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, if we want to get.

[Jess Hooker]

Rid of grandpa, let's make him jump out of a plane.

[Chick McGee]

Make him act like it's his. Yeah, we're giving him a gift.

[Jess Hooker]

15,000Ft. They free fell over 9,000 before the parachute was pulled and he landed safely.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Ho's grandson, Tom Davitt said he was just non stop smiles. He absolutely loved it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I've written a short poem.

[Josh Arnold]

You have Mr. Ho. This is about the 90 year old skydiving.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is about the 80. Was it 88 year old lady that jump falls out the window.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. The 80 year old woman.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of complicated. You may learn a new word here.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Josh, I learned the word from you carry on. Which is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Fancy way of saying Caroline her road.

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The poem is entitled. This is just the title. I don't know the actual.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Octogenarian defenestration.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

To defenestrate means to throw something or yourself out of a window.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Fenestration of a building is the out outside.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's such a fancy word.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's much, much more clinical than saying he jumped out a window. Oh, did you hear? Earl defenestrated?

[Christy Lee]

You promised a poem and we got a title.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, all I have is the title. I'll work on the poem. Perhaps we can hear something from Paul Gilmartin sometime soon. Right now. Thanks so much for joining us. By the way, coming soon, a brand new T shirt celebrating springtime and other fun things. Maybe tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look forward to it. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Jess Hooker]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, AKA the mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to overcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mind is the most important tool.

[Tom Griswold]

You have in life. Be relentless.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep charging.

[Chick McGee]

It matters.

[Tom Griswold]

How?

[Josh Arnold]

How do you talk to yourself, how you look at the world?

[Christy Lee]

That matters. We talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm fired up.

[Josh Arnold]

Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Jess Hooker]

The Mayor's office with Sean Casey from.

[Tom Griswold]

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