The BOB & TOM Show - May 1, 2026

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Podcast Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 1, 2026

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers the classic mix of comedy, casual banter, listener letters, news, and sports, with the signature quick wit and camaraderie of Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, and friends. Key topics include airline and travel anecdotes, “ick” moments in dating, unusual world records, quirky news, and a running commentary on snacks, cars, and pop culture. The hosts also riff on each other's quirks, respond to listener mail, and revisit Tom's recent secret wedding.

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Main Themes and Sections

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1. Travel Tales: Planes, Trains, and Annoying Passengers

• Funny Travel Observations (01:23–07:39, 09:13–11:01):

  • Call-in from character Kenny Tarmac, full of typical “road warrior” humor.
  • Listener recounts hearing a “Kenny Tarmac” impersonator on Amtrak, including phone calls that annoyed Amish passengers.
  • Group discusses a viral story of a flight forced to return to the gate because a passenger wouldn't get off his phone.
  • Tom proposes a “torpedo tube” to eject problem passengers mid-flight.
  • Quotes:
    • “There are gonna be a few corpses found in farm fields. But these things happen.” (Tom, 07:52)
    • “The guy wouldn't get off the phone... Did you see this story?” (Tom, 06:47)

• First-Class Perks (09:45–10:13):

  • Tom shares an anecdote about being bumped up to first class and encountering a confused cowboy.

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2. Sleep, Dogs, and Life’s Irritations

• Sleepy Mornings & Animal Antics (05:25–06:01):
  • Hosts commiserate about never getting used to early rising.
  • Tom: “I got into an argument with my dog this morning.” (05:32)
  • Discussion on resistant dogs and conspiracy theories about canine routines.

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3. Listener Letters and Callbacks

• Mailbag Antics (20:06, 24:01, ~33:00, throughout):
  • Listeners write in about odd TV shows, underwear stories, sweet thank-yous for show charity, and Tom’s quirks.
  • Memorable quote: “I’d like to hire Tom for a day... just so I can do things better.” (Chick reading listener, 24:53)
  • Deep-dive into nicknames, Ts, and the social etiquette of addressing friends, spouses, and coworkers.

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4. Pop Culture, Odd Records, and Rebranding Werther’s

• Branding for Old Candy (28:09–32:03):
  • Werther’s needs rebranding as candy for all ages, not just old folks.
  • Suggestions for new spokespeople: “Give a Werther’s to a six-year-old, they’re gonna really like it.” (Tom, 31:43)
• World Record: Skydiving Rubik’s Cube (65:43–72:55):
  • Guinness World Record for fastest Rubik's Cube solution while skydiving discussed in detail.
  • Tangent on skydiving fears, tandem jumps, and morbid humor about "craters" left by jumpers.
  • “Wouldn’t the better record be the slowest to do Rubik’s Cube before deploying the chute?” (Tom, 72:33)
  • “What’s the worst that happens? That’s a story.” (Bob, 68:18)

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5. “The Ick”: Deal-Breakers in Dating

• Discussion of “The Ick” (79:03–98:19):
  • The team explains “the ick,” a moment a person becomes completely turned off by a potential partner.
  • Examples: refusing to brush teeth (“Brushing your teeth is a scam because animals don’t do it.”—16:06), poor table manners, calling a partner “mommy” during sex, sharing sexual links of exes, bad gym music, and odd Toupee reveals.
  • Christy: "Every girl knows, it's called the ick." (15:42)
  • Pat: “First date, the woman had long, red nails... after we were done eating, she was cleaning her teeth with her nails...” (95:30)
  • Hilarious debate on the etiquette of boxing leftovers on first dates.

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6. Sports Highlights

• Basketball & Playoffs (62:02–66:27):
  • Knicks decimate the Hawks, advance to play next series winner.
  • Various sports trivia (NBA, NHL playoff scores).
• Trivial Pursuit Trivia (41:04, 87:45):
  • Host quiz on medical oddities: diphalia (two penises), polyorchidism (three testicles).
  • Listener writes in: “My grandfather had three balls. It nearly kept him from joining the Navy.” (88:34)

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7. Quirky and Odd News

• Chonkers the Sea Lion (134:32–137:34):
  • Story about a “stellar” plus-sized sea lion, now a San Francisco tourist attraction.
  • Tom riffs on differences between seals and sea lions, leading to a classic “seal” pun.
• Mac & Cheese Fraud (113:20–114:40):
  • Ex-Chick-fil-A employee commits $80,000 fraud by refunding himself for fake mac and cheese orders.
• Cryogenically Frozen Wife in China (151:32–154:46):
  • Man puts his late wife in cryogenic storage, begins new relationship while she’s still “on ice.”
  • Jess: “Would you date someone whose widow is in the freezer?” (153:06)

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8. Relationships, Weddings, and Rings

• Tom’s Secret Wedding Stories (25:31–51:06):
  • Tom recounts needing to wear his bride’s underwear at the wedding (“I had to spin it around backwards when my junk was flipping out.”—26:08)
  • Proposal location rumors, ring discussions, and the tradition of inscribing rings.
  • Pat sings a song for Tom: “Let’s get married in the Bahamas, it’s a beautiful day... and isn’t it romantic, don’t you think? And there’s rain on your wedding day, when your bride’s undies turn around the wrong way.” (54:24)
• Wedding Bands (51:51–54:12):
  • Loss of wedding rings, ring engravings, alternatives like tattoos or necklaces, and ring sizing fuss.

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9. Name Games, Nicknames, and On-Air Dynamics

• Discussion on Names (105:00–109:50):
  • Power move or affection? Calling people by their full names or unique nicknames, both in relationships and among coworkers.
  • Jess: “My sisters say that they have an ick when a man uses their full first name.”
  • Tom: “It’s kind of a power move when you call someone by a name no one else calls them.”

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10. Ongoing Running Jokes & Memorable Moments

• Chick’s Ongoing Bits:
  • Mock arguments about show flow, hosting style, faux anger at joke reactions, and ridicule of Tom’s idiosyncrasies.
• Failed Jokes:
  • Bob’s “streaker at the Indy 500” joke gets dissected and mocked for being dated.
  • “A streaker at the Indy 500... if your uncle is streaking and gets hit by Gordon Johncock, there’s a certain irony…” (132:29)
• Failed To Mention News (119:42–123:08):
  • Jeff Oskay’s comedic news rundown on stories missed or undercovered, including balloon world records and Aldi nudists.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On Annoying Flyers:
  “They could be ejected from the plane... hand them a parachute and shoot them out.” —Tom (07:32)
• On Marriage:
  “If I were a homosexual man that liked bears, you would be right now bent over that seat.” —Tom to Bob (11:36)
• On Food Preferences:
  “Werther’s have become kind of a standard punchline... But they’re so delicious.” —Tom (30:14)
• On The “Ick”:
  “He called me mommy with no warning. Which would have been fine, except he whispered ‘Jiminy Cricket’ as he finished.”—Christy (80:15)
• On Wedding Mishaps:
  “She'd gotten me white linen pants... when I put them on, my black underwear was showing through... so I... found a pair of her underwear that was kinda my flesh tone and that’s what I wore...” —Tom (26:08)
• On Mac & Cheese Fraud:
  “He allegedly pocketed more than $80,000 in the scheme.” —Christy Lee (113:45)

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Segment Highlights / Timestamps

• Kenny Tarmac Character Call and Airline Talk: 01:23–07:39
• Listener Travel Stories: 04:29, 06:14
• The "Ick" Dating Trend Segment: 15:43, 79:03–98:19
• Cryogenic Wife Discussion: 151:32–154:46
• Werther’s Rebranding Discussion: 28:09–32:03
• Wedding/Proposal Memories: 25:31–51:06
• Streaker Joke & Indy 500: 128:45–133:55
• Failed to Mention News: 119:42–123:08
• Skydiving Rubik’s Cube World Record: 65:43–72:55
• Chonkers the Sea Lion: 134:32–137:34

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Tone & Style

• Playful, irreverent, sometimes edgy.
• Rapid, overlapping banter, filled with pop culture references and callbacks.
• No joke or eccentricity too small for deep comedic analysis.

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Summary Takeaways

The episode is a showcase of The BOB & TOM Show’s signature: blending personal stories, listener interaction, current events, and offbeat news into a uniquely American, free-form morning zoo atmosphere. Whether debating the “ick” in modern dating, poking fun at each other’s marital adventures, or laughing at the world’s weirdest records, the show is a riot for those who like smart-alecky, warm-hearted, frequently self-deprecating humor.

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For direct quotes, refer to timestamps in MM:SS or HH:MM:SS format as given throughout the summary.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Focus features in Blumhouse Obsession. When I have a crush on a guy no one knows, be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish Nikki loved me more than

[Chick McGee]

anyone in the entire world.

[Tom Griswold]

Who you wish for? Obsession is 96% fresh on rotten Tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

I love you so, so, so, so much.

[Pat Godwin]

It's blood soaked nightmare fuel.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of spills you put on her?

[Tom Griswold]

You have been warned. Obsession. Rated R under 17 animated without parent only theaters May 15 with special engagements in Dolby.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Kenny]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show.

[Kenny]

Hey, gang, it's Kenny. Tom, Kenny. Hey, we just landed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, where are you?

[Kenny]

Well, I'm at atl. I heard you talking about an jnc. Been there, done that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Kenny]

From Chicago to LAX last week and had a 20 minute layover at Anchorage. So I know all about, wow, a great flight and we just landed. I'm still buckled up. Can you hear me? I can barely hear you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We hear you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clear.

[Kenny]

Oh, we should be at the gate about three minutes. I got to go from Echo 7 to Bravo 4, so I'm putting my sneakers on. Can't. Running Bostonians. I'll tell you, the common pressure on this flight was awful. The guy next to me is trying to make his ears pop. He's got pillows over both.

[Chick McGee]

That works.

[Kenny]

Hey, guy, I gotta tell you, I heard about the toaster today.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Kenny]

Well, I gotta tell you this. That toaster, 58 years old. Yeah, well, I've had the same carry on for three years. And let me tell you, in the business travel world, that's an eternity.

[Tom Griswold]

You're killing me.

[Kenny]

I had to share that with you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks.

[Kenny]

Yeah, Tobik calls it crampsonite because I cram so much into it. You should see me on Monday, shooter. It looks like a beanbag. Hey, check who's going to win the big game this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Well.

[Kenny]

Hey, guy, we just landed. Yeah, atl. Yeah, me too. A chick likes the Giants. He said even money.

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Kenny]

Oh, that deal. No, that's done. Signed, sealed, sold, you know me, Mike. Everything I touch turns to sold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Kenny]

Big timer, you're still on for the 230 webinar, right? Well, that's unacceptable, Mike. Oh, oh, I know, shooter, but, you know, unless you're the one pulling the plug on her, I just think

[Pat Godwin]

that's

[Kenny]

why they have Dr. Well, if she's 64, you can't be surprised. That's over 300 in dog years. Just trying to make it easy on. You'll feel better if you do the 230. Heck, if you miss this deal, this sale is going to be dead, too. I got to put it that way. My deepest empathy. She's in a better place.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that'll get you going. Hello, hello, hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Neo's desk. Hello, hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello,

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee over here at the quote Sports desk. Close quote. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the way you describe that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a special request. A little bit of Kenny Tarmac.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me all about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a request from Rich. Rich kind enough to write us here at the Bob and Tom program saying my wife and I just had a great three day getaway to Chicago. Oh, we were. We were returning to Cleveland via Amtrak. That's fun. Have you ever done a passenger train?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have.

[Chick McGee]

I need to Amtrak more.

[Christy Lee]

I went to Amtrak. I went to Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I want to do that one that you go across Canada. Yeah, that train.

[Chick McGee]

That does look cool. They have a glass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna do the one that goes from Paris to Rome. Oh, did I just say that?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, why don't you and I do the can at me and you, Tom? I hear it's very romantic.

[Christy Lee]

The Oriental Express.

[Chick McGee]

Me and you, Tom, in Canada, the

[Tom Griswold]

Oriental Express does not go across Canada.

[Christy Lee]

Orient Express.

[Chick McGee]

Not anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Orient Express. Yes. That's a movie, right? Wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there was a murderer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

But they did just.

[Chick McGee]

There was a murder.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh and I were just talking in the green room. People say you've been doing this for quite a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You probably get used to getting up in the morning. The answer is fn

[Christy Lee]

I I sleepy today.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why. Yeah, I went to bed early last night. I got into an Argument with my dog this morning.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's a delicate balance, really. You can get. I'm sorry, did you say you got in an argument with your dog?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me everything. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

What's about 10 after 3 in the morning? And I put the leash on. I'm taking them both off for a quick spin.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just lying there going, I'm not getting up. Oh, sorry to move you. No, you have to get up. You gotta go pee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe you didn't have to pee.

[Chick McGee]

I got up, I looked at him, and I said, okay, he wants to go outside. And they just. Normally they're bing. Not this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my dogs didn't get up either.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what's going on there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kind of dog. Underground dog. Anyway, did I mention Rich wrote us a letter?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So Rich and his wife are on Amtrak heading from Chicago to Cleveland. And we departed at 6:40pm and immediately one of the passengers decided to do a perfect Kenny tarmac impersonation. This guy talked on the phone for two hours. At one point, he went into Don Juan mode, man. With someone who obviously was not his wife. The looks, glares, and eye rolls from the other passengers were priceless, especially from the 15 or so Amish folk who happened to be riding in our carriage.

[Chick McGee]

What? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I just saw a thing. Did you. I don't have the story. I just saw a clip of it. They turned a plane around because a guy wouldn't get off the phone. Did you see this story?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I did not see this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I didn't know they could do that or would do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's. Aren't you allowed to just kick his ass?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The other passengers couldn't step in before they had to turn the plane around.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, give us 10 minutes. Don't turn the plane around.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll fix this.

[Chick McGee]

Just go in the front, turn your back, and then come back and we'll be on our way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've long been.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said go in the front.

[Tom Griswold]

I have long been in the. In the. I'm not an engineer, but I think we could probably work this out. It would be the equivalent of a torpedo tube.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You could put someone in it and then. Without changing the pressure somehow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They could be ejected from the plane

[Bob Kevoian]

and I would give them a parachute, but they. You just hand it to them and shoot them out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Kenny]

It's up to them to put it

[Tom Griswold]

on and then figure out which one's the ripcord. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They have to exhibit some sort of wherewithal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there are gonna be a few corpses found in farm fields. But this is. These things happen.

[Christy Lee]

This person's argument that he wouldn't get off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, let me find the article.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I skimmed over it and I'll, I'll have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd be so furious. But even with the airline, honestly, I would go, you know. No, no, we'll put up with his talking.

[Pat Godwin]

It sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

But don't turn the plane around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think we've had this discussion before. Using a cell phone on a plane really wouldn't cause the navigation or whatever it is to go south. Right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're. That's what's come out.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, aren't you glad that you don't have to sit next to someone else?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. That's the main reason they have those rules. It has to be.

[Chick McGee]

A friend of mine has told me, and it might have been me, that they can turn around the plane for pretty much any reason they want to at any time. Yeah. It's up to them. It's a wonder we ever get to our destination.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not sure, I don't know if the plane was on the tarmac or in the air. I'll find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, this makes a huge difference.

[Christy Lee]

It does make a huge difference.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I was getting quite. I was getting quite angry.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if it's just on the tarmac.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's okay with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's way better than if you're halfway to Alaska.

[Christy Lee]

Turn around.

[Chick McGee]

Turning around in midair is quite different than turning around on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly the same thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we are going to find out. They were 15ft from the gate.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And actually what happened? They asked him to turn around and sit down in his seat is what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz they won't turn around, by the way. If you on the tarmac, if you tell them you're on the wrong plane. I have, I have witnessed that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, but that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think they do a person a favor?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would just stop and open the door real quick.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever do the thing, you ever. I was this. I was in Orlando and they did that thing where they go, if anyone wants to upgrade. If you'll wait, there's another plane leaving in three hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they could be like a 200.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a. It was a rare circumstance in which I had nothing to do. And I thought, well, sure, yeah. And so I got upgraded to first class on the one I got on.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, that is nice.

[Chick McGee]

The best.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm. I'm sitting in the plane, and at the very last second, this guy, huge guy, I mean, right out of Hollywood, gets in the plane with a big cowboy hat on, and he gets down, sits down next to me, and they shut the door. The thing is, whatever, you know, we're leaving.

[Chick McGee]

They're locking it down.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's locked down.

[Chick McGee]

We're. We're rolling, taxing, and they take off

[Tom Griswold]

and they, you know, they come over, they stop near a flight to Cleveland and they go, cleveland?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to Houston.

[Tom Griswold]

And he stands up and cleveland. No, you're not, man.

[Christy Lee]

A Delta Airlines flight passenger was removed from a plane in Miami after refusing to end a phone call before takeoff, causing a delay in engaging, enraging rather, other travelers. It happened Monday on a flight from Miami to Atlanta.

[Tom Griswold]

My argument still stands. You put the guy in the tube

[Christy Lee]

they were taxing, you give him the

[Tom Griswold]

chute, he gets dumped off in the tarmac. Likely. Probably going to get hit by a plane anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the crew told them to.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. You take his phone, by the way,

[Bob Kevoian]

it's still a tenth of the story you originally told.

[Tom Griswold]

At least.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know.

[Chick McGee]

The fact that. Why are you talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's. This is on us. Why would we think he knew the facts?

[Christy Lee]

The plane returned to the gate. Passenger was removed. Flight departed about an hour later than an hour late.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're okay with this? So dozens of people missed their connection. Not because of Josh Arnold and his.

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen to me, Tom. Not okay with it. Way better with it, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Than if they were going from New York to Anchorage and they had to turn around halfway.

[Tom Griswold]

The essence of the story stands over Wichita. And by the way, what time do you start shooting your commercial for Denny Moore? Beef stew.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because of my red flannel.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great shirt on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a. I mean, don't really. I mean, if. If I were a homosexual man that liked bears, you would be right now bent over that seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know what I'm having for lunch?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

A microwavable braised beef and vegetables. So it's as close to beef stew as you can.

[Tom Griswold]

You've already got your lunch planned.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, today I do.

[Chick McGee]

That's stew adjacent.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

You do the braising at home?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh, no, no, this is a. This is a Prepared meal that has been made by the fine people at Modify Health.

[Chick McGee]

You can't braise at home. You can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. You don't even know how to braise.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know how to braise?

[Bob Kevoian]

No idea.

[Tom Griswold]

You take one of those burns O Matic torches. Don't you love that at a nice restaurant where they bring out the torch? They bring out the tools. You ever seen that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love when they do that with like.

[Chick McGee]

It's a torch, creme brulee and baked Alaska or whatever the hell there's some

[Tom Griswold]

drink they do it with.

[Christy Lee]

With what?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, they have.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Chick McGee]

There's a bubbles and bead. Beads and bubbles. I would put a dry ice in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in a sitting at a bar in Colorado. We. We just happened. They were out at the table, so we sat at the bar and we were eating, and all of a sudden I hear this. The guy's doing something at the bar with some drink.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so you like the burn Dramatic torch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do, yeah. Anything fire related?

[Chick McGee]

How many. How many of those do you have at your house?

[Tom Griswold]

I just have the one. Although, have you seen the commercial for the thing that the pitch is? The government's about to make this illegal and it's this rechargeable torch. No, the guy walks up, I don't know, something made of tungsten steel and it melts it. Oh, I got to get one of those before the government makes it illegal.

[Chick McGee]

You can order a flamethrower and have it delivered to your house in like, two days.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, remember Jess Hooker had one and cleared her driveway during the ice season?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, every year we get the story of someone doing that and setting their house on fire.

[Chick McGee]

Well, gotta be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

A quiz time. And this is a dear morning misfits. Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what the medical term.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, first of all, did you hear his optimism in that high? He's ready to go. He. He's hoping that this is a positive letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, always.

[Chick McGee]

And let's move forward. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom comes to us from Eric in Nashville.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Eric in Nashville.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what the medical term poly orcism is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I don't. No, it's gonna. It means many something, many, many horses, many bones.

[Tom Griswold]

It applies to a question we had on the radio yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Poly orcism.

[Tom Griswold]

It means a man with three testicles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good to know.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

And you were. We were asking. I asked if that ever happens.

[Chick McGee]

You have three testicles. Of course they're freaks, but they're out. They're out there.

[Tom Griswold]

And what did you throw them? You throw him a ball and he walks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got three balls.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Walk them and pitch to the rhino or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You walk them and pitch the rhino.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can have a poly. A polyorcism of the elephant.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've learned a lot this morning already.

[Christy Lee]

And we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're just going.

[Christy Lee]

Just starting.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some fascinating things coming up today. I'm very excited about today.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating and very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got a great world record

[Chick McGee]

where

[Tom Griswold]

it involves Rubik's Cube.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. Oh, it's a good one. And my favorite thing coming up, actually,

[Chick McGee]

and this has sort of what to do with what you were talking about, the plane turning around.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite thing we have this morning coming up is about the moments when you're in the early phases of dating. When an event occurs that you find so repulsive, you know, you have to break up.

[Christy Lee]

Like, we're done.

[Chick McGee]

Does it have to do with bathing or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's. It's a bunch of different things. And some of these are absolutely wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, has that ever happened to you? You could not go forward because of non bathing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. But, yeah, this is more like you're having dinner with someone and they say it's like when you realize this is not the.

[Christy Lee]

It's called the ick. Girls talk about this all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big trend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And in the, like, even in a relationship, you could be a few months in, and then your girlfriend will go, you got the ick, don't you? And you're like, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one example. This woman writes, he stayed over for the first time. He refused my offer of a toothbrush and told me, brushing your teeth is a scam because animals don't do it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We're done.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that's staying up all night and watching him, and then he leaves in the morning. Yeah, you don't have to. We'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to those. Coming up now. Christy Lee, you didn't ride an Amtrak train here today, did you?

[Christy Lee]

I did not. I drove my Tucson Hybrid. Did you know that has the America's best warranty on a car? I haven't had to use it, and I've had it, like three years almost. Not one problem with my Tucson Hybrid. I love it. It's very efficient. It has lane assist it has driver assistance just in case you have to reach for something it'll like. No, you can't do that. You've got to move back into your lane. And if you want to take it off road, why don't you jump up to the Santa Fe hybrid? It has a little bit more power and it's a little bit more rugged looking and it'll take you anywhere you need to go. Dear Christy, hybrids from Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Just saw a load of Hyundai hybrids on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Have a nice day.

[Christy Lee]

Headed to their local Hyundai dealer where you will find your Hyundai. It's waiting for you. Hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. And talk about great gas mileage. And in this day and age, it's something to talk about. Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I put gas in my car yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

How much? Over. Over 100. Right.

[Chick McGee]

How did things go at the loan office? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Suppose oil gets high, it gets high prices. If you work at the Hyundai dealer, you walk out, look at the inventory and go, Hyundai, Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite. How, how far out of your way are you willing to go for cheaper gas?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an interesting question. I don't do it because there's gas

[Chick McGee]

gas buddies out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And petrol alerts and all sorts of things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's getting serious. I heard that. What is it? Jet fuels doubled. Oh, good. Now we're gonna find out what's going on in various realms today, including dating, great coffee story, a cool moose in the news. And Mac and cheese fraud. That's right, folks. No, it's out there. Mac and cheese fraud.

[Chick McGee]

Except no substitute.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. And cryogenically freezing human beings in the news. I wish I could tell you the story said, hey, it works. It doesn't. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it. Unfortunately, traditional big wireless carriers also seem to like keeping my money too. After years of overpaying for wireless, I finally got fed up with crazy high wireless bills, bogus fees, and so called free perks that actually cost more in the long run. And I switched to Mint Mobile and now I'm only paying a fraction of what I used to pay Mint Mobile. Works for me. It'll work for you, too.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

The band Counting Crows.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is are the crows being counted or the crows doing the counting? We'll come back with that.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. That's a poser. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. And it's time for email from our listeners. Aren't you forgetting something brought to you by Hyundai?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Like what?

[Tom Griswold]

You see any rabbits in the room?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Rabbit, Rabbit. Yeah. Very good. Top three rabbits. Bugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bugs, Jack. And then maybe Thumper number three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fiverr from Watership down in there too.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd say bugs. Then the Playboy bunny. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just the logo itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I used to be able to do Roger Rabbit.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's good you owe Charles Fleischer some money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he stole that from me. By all accounts, an awful person. Simply my opinion, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's random. I have no idea what you're talking. Weirdo. Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Email presented by Hyundai. The new 2026 hybrid vehicle lineup from Hyundai. Advanced safety and technology meets hybrid efficiency. It's the best of both worlds. Hyundai USA.com Dear Bob and Tom show, tried to watch Spin and Marty, dot, dot, dot. Unwatchable.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, Dom.

[Chick McGee]

That is JJ From Kermit, Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's some black and white Disney program.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean this is from like the early 50s. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

They were 11 minute segments in a bigger show, I believe it was kind

[Chick McGee]

of like the Simpsons were to Tracy Ullman.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Spin and Marty to the Mickey Mouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were there any homoerotic undertones?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a Brokeback Mountain 1950s

[Bob Kevoian]

team teen version about young men In a camp. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Spin or Marty, I'm not sure which one was Tim Considine. And he was kind of a teen heartthrob. He was a big star of my Three Sons.

[Tom Griswold]

And he became a. In the world of racing, he was a expert and he was in the studio with us.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Many years ago, but yeah. Why are we talking about Spin and Marty?

[Chick McGee]

You brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

I know I brought it up. There had to be a reason.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just sometimes surprised at how.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you. Why do you think there was a reason?

[Christy Lee]

I believe we were talking about the most obscure thing that you could come

[Tom Griswold]

up with, and that was it.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that was it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, thank you very much. Dear Bob and Tom Show. See? Oh, dear. I'll dig this. It's a. This is a. This is a request for something involving a Kentucky Derby moment. Oh, I'm gonna work on getting this for you.

[Christy Lee]

Derby fever.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Marvin. I'll dig it up. See what we've got. You got a letter over there. Christy, I.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember yesterday we were talking about those German dresses that the St. Pauli girls wear?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What the guys wear the female version of lederhosen.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now I've been told that it's lederhosen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

From Christine, who's part of a German club. Oh, she. Oh, I'm sorry. Her name is Krista.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was a member of a Greek club.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

A short time. Yeah. Really a lot of sweating going on, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

And you are Greek.

[Chick McGee]

You can't tense up. No, no, no. I wanted to know more about the Greek style.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know that tensing up is the enemy of.

[Kenny]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can't be Greek at the right time. We. All right.

[Christy Lee]

The dress is called a dirndl. I must have pronounced it wrong. I apologize. Dirndl is what that dress is called.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The St. Paula girl holding mugs and lots of mugs.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of people now just say the St. Paulie girl.

[Christy Lee]

I know, don't you? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dirndl.

[Chick McGee]

Durnel. That sounds like a made up word. That sounds like a jabberry word. You're talking to the dirndl and flavin.

[Bob Kevoian]

That does not sound like Jerry Seinfeld at all.

[Chick McGee]

No. Jerry Lewis. Oh, dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

I received my Bob and Tom shirt. Oh, this is nice. I received my Bob and Tom shirt from your pop up shop. I appreciate what you do for the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. My. Oh, this is nice. My Son was there when he was two years old, coordinating with the experts at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital. My son turns 20 in July.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

James from Troy, Ohio. Well, I'm glad. Glad your son's doing well, James. And that was a little drop in the bucket. We had some shirts and donated some cash to an organization that does some great stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Making little superhero outfits for kids in the hospital. Yeah, happy to do it. Hope to do it again next year. We had a great time. That's a cool shirt, by the way. I just got mine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, same. Yeah, we all kind of. They've passed them out yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That would explain why I got mine.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show and thank

[Bob Kevoian]

you for the shirts, Tom, that you just gave us.

[Chick McGee]

I would like to hire Tom for a day. Okay, hang on. Tom would be with me. He. I'd be with him rather from waking up, showering, walking the dogs, driving to work, maybe a coffee, and the rest of the day just so I can do things better. Along with Tom, I would pay handsomely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Handsomely.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Chris. I think he's serious. Okay, Chris, this could be like a huge thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

This could be Jackie Gleason. Is that Jackie Gleason wanting to buy Tom for his son?

[Chick McGee]

I think the toy. Yes, I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Oscar overlooked toy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is from Boise, Idaho. From Ryan. I'd like to thank the president of Weirdos, Tom for wearing his bride's underwear at their wedding. As I'm firing up my workday, all I can hear in my head is Pat singing Just a Slump busting gold thong. Yeah. My having to wear Kelly's underwear at the wedding has led to our doing that great song by Petty G. Do you miss it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you miss the underwear?

[Christy Lee]

Jeter, are you gonna start?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you get a taste for it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I do have to buy. The very short version is I had. She. Kelly got me white linen pants to get married in, and when I put them on, my black underwear was showing through and we were on a small island in the Bahamas. I couldn't go buy any underwear, so I. I ended up finding a pair of her underwear that was kind of my flesh tone and that's what I wore, but I had to spin it around backwards when my junk was flipping out. The front, you know, the front area of the underwear, it's more slender in the front for those ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I can order you

[Christy Lee]

some flesh color jockey briefs right now. What would you like?

[Bob Kevoian]

Women's.

[Christy Lee]

No. Men's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I think Tom has a taste for the ladies.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you can get the men's just like. Don't you wear boxer briefs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do know. Yeah. But I wear a different brand. I'll see if they make.

[Chick McGee]

I recommend sacks. They're the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's going to need to order from the Proko harem line.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's gonna have to order from.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he'll need a wider shade of pale.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When it comes to flesh tone, as you know, there's an array.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Even in this room.

[Announcer]

You go.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's just do my whiteness in the room here. I think you start with Ace on the. On the. The high end of darkness.

[Bob Kevoian]

The high end of darkness. Isn't that a. Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to apologize for my race if I could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that an Aussie album? I believe that was a David Ellen Coe song.

[Tom Griswold]

Rest in peace.

[Chick McGee]

Up against the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

What a chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't rest in too much peace, David.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that smell? Chick McGee is a quite dark complected.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I'm swarthy. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then let's see. Then I would probably go over to Josh of non specific ethnic origin. And then probably a pat than me. Then Christie. No. Maybe Christy.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not as fair.

[Chick McGee]

No one. No one.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's. Okay. All right, well, let's. Let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

There, Bob. A top show. I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work. I was lucky enough yesterday morning to catch the segment on Werther's Hard Caramels. I did not hear anyone mention that this morning during my drive to work that my favorite Werther's are salted caramel cream filled chewy caramels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we did mention the soft.

[Chick McGee]

Check those out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at those.

[Chick McGee]

I did not remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We may have to do a. A run to the store for those.

[Chick McGee]

They are. Brenda says they from Cleveland. They are delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

They must be.

[Chick McGee]

I keep them in a bowl at home and at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Salted caramel ice cream is now my new favorite.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

It is amazing. And I had never had it till about a year ago, so what brand? Whatever. Kelly, I'm sure it's something that you have to. The cows have to give you permission or something. And by the way, 30 bucks a pint.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. These are on. You're married now.

[Tom Griswold]

I like being married. I like being married to Kelly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's our anniversary.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta watch. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One whole week we were married.

[Tom Griswold]

A week I already sent her an anniversary photo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you past annulment?

[Tom Griswold]

What now?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's. What's the. What's the rule for annulment?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's not consummated. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Go on for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it can. Oh, yeah. How do they know if it's not consummated? They get down there and check, you

[Chick McGee]

honor system, I guess. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also religious.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're religious things.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you can snap this carrot.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

We know you.

[Chick McGee]

I think he was just gonna brag about his sexual prowess there for a second. Anyway, I remember Dick the Bruiser got his. I remember my dad used to keep Werther's with him all the time. It helped me remember.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I know that I. I provide too much information, but the reason for this discussion was a very good one. That Werther's have become kind of a standard punchline. That they're just for old people. And I forget which one of you said they need to rebrand. And I think you're correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

They should.

[Tom Griswold]

They got to market these things for the young folk out there because they're so delicious. But I think they're being avoided because it's this. Oh, that's something for old people.

[Christy Lee]

People.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. And they are for everyone. My gosh, Are they for.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had great. We had a couple ideas for perhaps spokespeople.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

For. And one of them involved, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Chick recommended Cindy Sweeney. Who That's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will certainly get the attention of the youth and the. You know what. Young and old, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Men and women. She's very pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the go to guy. What's his name? Timothy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's sort of in hot water. Has been a few mistakes.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't like balance dancing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't even say that. Whatever happened to people?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't his mom like a ballerina or something? Wasn't he kidding?

[Bob Kevoian]

It kind of didn't matter. People made such a big deal of it.

[Chick McGee]

And they still are, you know, that's the thing. Maybe it's his opinion. So what?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But anyway, Tarantino doesn't like Paul Dano.

[Chick McGee]

Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, who would be another young student that would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're Jacob Elordi.

[Chick McGee]

He's hot right now.

[Christy Lee]

Very hot.

[Chick McGee]

Miles Teller.

[Christy Lee]

Miles Teller's very hot.

[Chick McGee]

Is he back?

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the guy that was in the Tornado movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Glenn Powell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Glenn Powell. Popping some Werther's.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that would Work. I think we've solved this problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. I mean, we just gotta. You give a Werther's to a six year old, they're gonna really like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my son's favorite road candy. That's what he gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's loves it.

[Pat Godwin]

Fifteen. Fifteen.

[Bob Kevoian]

A fifteen year old boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, back in the day, your favorite road candy was a women named what?

[Chick McGee]

Candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Candy. Okay, good. You ever know anybody named Candy?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

My husband's sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't let you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Candy in the family?

[Christy Lee]

She has passed on, but yes.

[Chick McGee]

Dead Candy.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that band.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Andy, have you seen the latest?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, hang on a second. Wait a minute. Andy and Andy and Candy.

[Pat Godwin]

Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Andy was the oldest. Andy was the youngest.

[Tom Griswold]

And Mandy,

[Chick McGee]

you know, they had girls.

[Christy Lee]

She was the only girl.

[Chick McGee]

They had to do it yourself, fix it shop. They were. They were quite handy. Handy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was really well appointed. Dandy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna hear about this.

[Chick McGee]

This is an easy one.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned that I. One of the brightest young ladies I ever knew was named Candy. And it was just. It was one of those things like you don't expect.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, because that name is. You know, my name's Candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's associated with.

[Christy Lee]

Not like that. She was a beautiful woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, no, this woman was very attractive, but also.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, stop. Stop bringing truth into the silliness that's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have to whip out this piece of paper.

[Chick McGee]

Everything was fine till they started insulting my sister.

[Christy Lee]

Dead sister.

[Pat Godwin]

Idiots.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Andy knows we're idiots.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and another thing, I. If Candy were. I don't want anything to do with her now because of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's. Let's move on. I'm not sure if we can get out of this. I think we're stuck. We have.

[Christy Lee]

We can get out.

[Tom Griswold]

We've dug a hole.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Candy he was on, he was at the beach with his dad. And they were. I mean the whole family. But he and his dad were sitting there on the sand and this woman came up and she said, I recognize you guys from some. You know, I think my son went to school with whoever. And my. My buddy said, he goes, oh, yeah, and what's your name again? And she goes, cookie. And he's like, oh, okay. And she goes, cookie Munches. Her name. Her name was Cookie Munches.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

And he said out of the corner of his eye, he could see his dad's shoulders shaking up and down. And his dad rolled over on the towel, so he was stuck Trying not to howl. Talking to Cookie Munches.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not a porno name.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting? Someone would have that name and not think a thing of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Right, Cookie?

[Pat Godwin]

Cookie Munches.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you do, wouldn't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at her go. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, mine's Dick Penetrator.

[Chick McGee]

How are you? We need, we need. You know what we need is a. A picture of Cookie Munches or a frame or a.

[Tom Griswold]

This is this. Wait a minute. What is the math on this? Yeah, you got to order it today. The aura frame. This is a great Mother's day gift. If I had three arms, like I said, I'd put a. Three thumbs up on this thing. As soon as I heard about these, I bought one. I've got one right in my house. When you walk in and what it is, it's a frame, like an 8 by 10 frame. It's technically, I believe this is the special aura frame known as the carver matte frame. And it's electronic and the photographs rotate through it like an old fashioned slideshow. And it also will show videos unlimited. Now I wanted to put this sound effect on it so to make you feel better. To make me feel. Oh, look, there's a picture. Oh, that one's in color. Wow, I didn't know they could do that. Yeah. These are color photo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There are colors now available.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. It's gorgeous. There's a nice picture of Josh with his birthday cake. Isn't that great? That is a big birthday cake.

[Chick McGee]

Look at the size of that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember being that big.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the size of the people in that room.

[Chick McGee]

There's an old Washington Redskins jacket. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Why am I wearing a pope hat?

[Chick McGee]

The point is, why aren't you wearing a pope hat?

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see, you can't see that one, but you can get your own. It's perfect for those moms out there. And you preload it and then you can keep loading it from. Even from a remote location. So your mom could live in Idaho, you could live in Alaska and your brother could live in Florida and you could all be adding on to it. It's so cool. The aura frame. You spell it A U R A. Don't take my word for it. Number one from Wirecutter. And we know how picky they are. So you can save on this great gift by visiting auraframes.com aura do it today. Get it in time for Mother's Day. And for a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners knock 25 bucks off the price of the best selling Carver mat frame. The code word is Tom. That's a U R auraframes.com, promo code. Tom. And support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Please. Terms and conditions apply. Get an aura frame. It's a great gift. Maybe get one for yourself or for your sweetie. Now when we come back, we have Chick McGee sports, we have your letters and more. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy I, Chick McGee and hello. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, get out the guitar path. This is no time for levity.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

On your man got a letter here and I've got to read it. I just proofread this thing and it's a. It's very direct. So it says dear morning radio Rock on tours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Could I please hear Pat's OCD song, Tom? It'll help if you don't get carried away with a 10 minute diatribe of a setup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then you would hardly be a rock on tour, wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

A bon viva, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Micah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this person's name M I C A H?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I Micah you and you Micah. Me and we Micah both the same.

[Chick McGee]

The same. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's from the man with two brains.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. You know, he. So he has a job of men in the neighborhood come over and touch her ass charges.

[Tom Griswold]

He's given me the. The intro for. For you. I'm supposed to read it as written.

[Kenny]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And not stall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

It says Pat, this guy would like to hear the OCD song. Could you play it? Oops, sorry. Can I do it again?

[Pat Godwin]

Take two.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, this guy would like to hear the OCD song. Could you please play it for him? Take it away.

[Pat Godwin]

People say I have ocd, but I don't have OCD they think I want things orderly but I don't have ocd. One for the O, two for the C I'm not acting compulsively don't mess with the melody ocd, ocd Enunciate with clarity form in a line behind me Stand up straight, don't bend your knees I don't have ocd. Every verse, change the key and speed it up accordingly Wash your germs and be germ free Is the oven on? It just might be. Does everyone say to me that I have ocd? Song is over on the second D. I don't have OCD

[Chick McGee]

very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Going back five years, it's a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

Good memory, sir. We certainly appreciate that. Now back to the mailbag. Oh, you got one.

[Kenny]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Can you do me a huge favor? This is from Joseph from Cincinnati. He spells Joseph. J, O, S, E, F. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a German, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I. I can't get any more German.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a Yosef?

[Kenny]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't a silent J.

[Chick McGee]

Can you do me a huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the P in pneumonia?

[Chick McGee]

Yosef, can you do me a huge solid?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever hear that bit where the guy. He's the. He's spelling something for somebody? That's. That's Peter. P is in pneumonia. Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Can you bring back Tom's yawn sound bite? I love that sound. It gets me going in the morning. That's Yosef from Cincinnati.

[Tom Griswold]

I was recording something and they left the mics on. Is that what happened? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have it?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. We have to wait.

[Christy Lee]

Scrambling.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The anticipation is while he looks.

[Tom Griswold]

Elliot. Kind enough to write.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elliot.

[Tom Griswold]

My two favorite science in nature. Trivial Pursuit questions from the original trivia Pursuit game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Genus one. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does a man with Dalia have? Oh, it's easy. Die. Meaning two tongues.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna say two penises.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thalia, that's the correct answer. Two penises. This was in the original Trivial Pursuit. And then the one we just.

[Chick McGee]

But that's. It's a legend, right? There's nobody who has that, right? The original Dyfalion.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Actual two penises. Oh, there are people who have the Original Trivial.

[Christy Lee]

Original Trivial Pursuit. Probably somewhere in a closet there's a porn guy.

[Chick McGee]

Remember how popular Trivial Pursuit was?

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what genius they're up to now. Genus 4 was the last one.

[Tom Griswold]

I had fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't played it in ages.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that porn guy was debunked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the other one, his porn name was Dick Siamese.

[Chick McGee]

It had, like, a.

[Pat Godwin]

And that was home.

[Chick McGee]

Hooked up.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was hooby.

[Chick McGee]

It was a good effect, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but I. I think there may be cases in nature where it does occur. I don't think they both function. I believe we had an actual news story.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the one we saw, the function. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the fake one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a man with tria, chidism or poly orchidism.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's this. That's what this guy says. Three testicles. The one we had earlier.

[Announcer]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows which one's true? But it's. The commonly used term is tribal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was. Once again, this is from Trivial Pursuit. Thank you very much, Elliot. Certainly appreciate.

[Chick McGee]

If you had three. If you had three testicles or two penises, would you want to have one of them or both of them removed?

[Tom Griswold]

I think for the. With the phalluses. Yes. I think that. I'm not sure the third testicle thing would be troublesome at all. I mean, we know people that have three nipples.

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Chick McGee]

You know that in confidence, if the

[Bob Kevoian]

nerves are kind of the same on the testicles, I might keep that third one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in case. Just in case you lose one or.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like having that more lickable area.

[Tom Griswold]

Like having a third car. You know, when your car breaks down, you have a backup. How do you guys feel about the.

[Chick McGee]

The feeling. The. Do you think it's enhanced if you're fully intact as a. As opposed to being circumcised? What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Pat Godwin]

They say.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that the people who are fully intact swear by it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. They say that they say the glands.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

N. S. Is way more sensitive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it's not rubbing on.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say because it's not exposed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine works just fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, same.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Are you intact?

[Bob Kevoian]

But what would it be.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You're not cut at all. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, of course I am.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm circumcised. Like an Englishman.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It might be too many. That is such an incorrect phrase. A lot of Englishmen are not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Englishman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like an Englishman means having the physique

[Pat Godwin]

of one yeah, not the penis.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna cut you like Sal Mine in the blackboard jungle. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm talking your language.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some. There's some famous bad movie where the guy's on horse, but like. Well, I see you're cut like an

[Bob Kevoian]

Englishman not talking about his wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but it's much funnier if he were the guy sitting on a horse. I refuse to have this argument when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Here you go. Joseph from Cincinnati.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds so satisfying.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, the triple play.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what was the third thing? Oh, a belch. One of the. Oh, snoring.

[Chick McGee]

A snore of. Was it hooker snoring? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jess Hooker snoring like Brando. Brando Bender.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll be right back. We're going to return here. Hope you can return.

[Chick McGee]

And when we do, we'll be here.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be there to. This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. These are the Bob and Tom shows.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com tomorrow morning is knocking.

[Christy Lee]

Stock your fridge now. How about a creamy mocha Frappuccino drink? Or a sweet vanilla smooth caramel maybe? Or white chocolate mocha? Whichever you choose, delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Frappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your. Your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee doing her hand exercises there at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? Is that some sort of a yogi?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Bodies.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet it feels good.

[Chick McGee]

Does that give you a more effective hand shake? Handshake maybe? Okay. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, you're the biggest Eric Clapton fan I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are your thoughts on his cover of Hand Jive

[Chick McGee]

from Greece?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you say a missed.

[Pat Godwin]

Were those his drunken years?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I suppose. I. Maybe it'll lead someone to the original.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will he ever do that live? Does Eric Clapton ever break out?

[Pat Godwin]

I would know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope not. You know, sometimes when you, when you've got the dts, you walk in, the producer goes, hey, we're gonna do this classic, all right? Get it over with.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe his girlfriend loved Greece at the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who Knows well, time to push forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, it's out show. I was just putting my safety glasses on for work. As I got them up to my face, they broke at the nose piece and the sharp broken plastic poked me in the eye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that's irony.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? That's Paul in Nashville, Indiana.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Hope it's okay, Paul.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hope you're okay, Paul. Need any help, call Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be like being strangled by a

[Bob Kevoian]

seat belt, which happens 98% of the time.

[Chick McGee]

You should.

[Kenny]

Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't even. Sometimes I like acting like an idiot. In that case, wear your seatbelt.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to start.

[Chick McGee]

We need to start keeping track of these because this is my first nominee of letter for letter of the year. Oh. Dear Bob and Tom, show Tom, congratulations on your re entry into the sanctity of marriage. I need a favor and ask you to settle a bet between a friend and I. When Tom, you proposed to Kelly, where did you hide the engagement ring?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good question.

[Chick McGee]

My friend says you hid it in her panty drawer. I say you put it in the mashed potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great question.

[Chick McGee]

Hang up and look. Listen to your reply. That's Ron. Ron and Phoenix.

[Christy Lee]

You've never told us how you proposed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we're doing this or what?

[Chick McGee]

Can I tell you something?

[Tom Griswold]

It's been 15 years. What the hell?

[Chick McGee]

I was absolutely convinced and this is my own doing. I didn't hear this from it. I didn't. I might have perceived it as coming from the outside. I'm not sure. But I was convinced you and Kelly were already married.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

So I thought so.

[Kenny]

Not.

[Chick McGee]

Not. I'm just not taking the news as shocked as I should. But congratulations. Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got married last Friday. Once again on the beach in the rain. And I have I found out why it's good luck to be married in the rain.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because people keep telling me that. And finally someone sent me the explanation

[Christy Lee]

because God's crying tears of joy that

[Bob Kevoian]

had to been the mother of a bride just lying to her inconsolable breath. No, no, this is good luck, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

This is sort of a literary metaphor, Josh, so you might appreciate it with your faux literary posturing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

If marriage is often called tying the knot. Yes, and when a knot gets wet, it's harder to untie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why getting married in the rain is good luck. Although your point, Josh, is very well taken. It's okay, honey, we know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shut ups.

[Tom Griswold]

It was funny.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We ended up on the beach in the evening. We planned this secretly Bridezilla. And it was a small island in the Bahamas.

[Bob Kevoian]

What footwear were you wearing?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he was wearing, like, a white.

[Chick McGee]

No, not flip flops.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

And not barefoot.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate flip flops. I want. I actually was considering barefoot. That was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Was that an option?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, no. We went to. No. Nothing I was wearing was mine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was. She'd gotten me the white pants, this linen pants.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think the pants are yours now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they are now, but I'm saying nothing that I owned prior.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm totally fine with that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I had to borrow her underwear because my under black underwear was showing through like Randy Quaid and Vacation with the Dickie on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were I to ever get married, I would just tell her, dress me however you want.

[Tom Griswold]

That's essentially what happened.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say, yeah, because it's so much more important. Important to the bride most often than it is.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we went to the shoe store, and I said, what shoe store

[Chick McGee]

did you go to? Tell me all about it.

[Tom Griswold]

On Nordstrom's.

[Chick McGee]

Nice shoe section.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't sleep on DSW and Nordstrom racks.

[Christy Lee]

Got a good shoe department?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know. I just was at Nordstrom's or whatever

[Chick McGee]

you want to call it. Racks hit and miss.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event, I said, oh, these are Topsiders. I used to wear these. I haven't worn topsiders in 30 years. Maybe she's getting another. Those were immediately nixed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I don't know. I got some just.

[Christy Lee]

They look nice. I noticed them, of course. Because I'm a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Because I hate. I hate wearing loafers.

[Chick McGee]

Would you go back to no socks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't like wearing loafers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you wearing no socks on the beach?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

That seems acceptable if you're on the beach.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay. This is all well and good, but you're. You are avoiding the question. How did you propose? Because you proposed a while ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, we had.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me you had, like, a flow.

[Tom Griswold]

There was no.

[Chick McGee]

And colored pencils.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned my lesson about.

[Christy Lee]

So you took her to the jewelry store. She picked out what she wanted, and that's what you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is totally fine if that's the case.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what happened?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or even just. Hey, why don't we even. Just a mutual.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Agreement. Yeah. You know what? Let's do this one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. In this case. How long you been living together like 10 years or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Fifteen.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, today's my one week anniversaries.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

I sent. I sent Kelly a picture of me with my ring on, which leads to this letter, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, one week gifting is a diamond.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. 30 carats.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Tom. Yeah, writes Arthur. He goes after.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

For 25 years, I never took off my wedding ring. For my 25th anniversary, I decided to have it repaired and cleaned.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It was bent from 20 years of coaching baseball and the inscription inside had worn off. I took it to a jeweler and eight weeks later it was returned. On the way home, I had my arm out the window tapping my ring on the side mirror to the beat of the music. When I got home, I noticed the ring was gone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I walked the two mile drive for hours looking for my ring. I even checked later at local pawn shops. I never found it. Losing it was the worst feeling I've ever had. Be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

So this one, I. To get this on and off, I have to soap it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I'm gonna have any problems. It'll stay right there, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know if that's the right size ring for you if you have to do that. Am I wrong? I'm thinking that I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

That's for. It's fine.

[Christy Lee]

It's inscribed on the inside.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna have to have an alternative because I'm not gonna wear a ring.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had the thing. A lot more people now were doing the tattoo thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not the answer either.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then what would be the answer?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I would wear the ring. Oh, boy. How can I? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Could you wear a plastic one? The. Just the rubber.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want anything on my fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you get a necklace and have a ring dangling from the necklace?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking that too, but I don't want that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a good look.

[Chick McGee]

How about a wedding ring hanging from your ear?

[Christy Lee]

You could do it from your nose. Tom would love that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it finally happened.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you marry a pig?

[Bob Kevoian]

Our producer has a recommendation that cannot be read on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

No one can really see it up there. Unless you're getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's just say on my birthday she might be getting a Prince Albert in the camp.

[Chick McGee]

I just Realized this, and I might just get married because of it. If I ever get. I'm gonna inscribe on the ring for her here. I'm just gonna put that. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

So people. People get an inscription on the inside or the outside?

[Christy Lee]

On the inside.

[Chick McGee]

Inside. Why would they get it on the outside? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm at Lord of the Rings style.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Inside.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they do that?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? They engrave it.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? How do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've got tools and professionals.

[Tom Griswold]

They got way in there and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. That looks very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I should do that.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you should.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you should.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll look into that. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

If you get here, my friend Rudy at your jewelry.

[Chick McGee]

If you get here, put it on her ring. I'll pay for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Patrick got the guitar up and is it a romantic.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't say it. And is it a romantic. Don't you think? Oh, see, I'm. I'm trying. I'm. I'm moved by this. It's so romantic. There you go. Don't you think Tommy G had a birthday and thought to himself, this wedding just can't wait. We have two kids already. Oh, let's set a date. Let's get married in the Bahamas. It's a beautiful day. And isn't it romantic? Don't you think? And there's rain on your wedding day when your bride's undies turn around the wrong way and look at his bulge bigger and isn't it romantic? I could only say it

[Tom Griswold]

something I

[Bob Kevoian]

thought I throw together.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Very, very sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very sounded thrown together.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it felt thrown together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Jeff Oskay]

I was sitting here when it comes to when.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, when it comes to jewelry, I've got a buddy that has been helping me. That would be my friend Steven Singer, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Singer Jewelers. You'll find him AT I hate stevensinger.com. and I will say this, Stephen, huge assist from Mr. Singer recently. Now, Stephen Singer can help you with lots of stuff, especially Mother's Day. Let's not forget Mother's Day. This is the big one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, often this May. Josh, this. This little side bar that I'm going to weigh in with may not be the best thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's okay. Try.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to judge me on this.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was reading this article about. About death, and often the last thing people say is mommy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

So that just shows that if you get your mommy a crappy Gift.

[Chick McGee]

Let me.

[Christy Lee]

Is a person dying saying, mommy, let me.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When did you think that was a good idea?

[Bob Kevoian]

My response is non verbal. But

[Tom Griswold]

here's the point.

[Christy Lee]

Mommies are important. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

There may be a better way to illustrate it than a story about a guy in the battlefield screaming for his mother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oxygen depletes from his brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Steven knows this. That's why Steven Singer Jewelers has got stuff for you. For example, say you can't think of what to get. I'm a big fan of bracelets, earrings, necklaces. Or what about one of those roses? That's a Stephen Singer exclusive. Only place you're gonna find one [e-mail]. you go online, you find one of those, and Steven sends it to you. By the way, there's no shipping fee. There's a beautiful gift box. The card is ready for you to rock with. This is awesome for all those mothers in your life. The Sunrise 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. That's a real rose. It started as its career as a bendable flexible I'm gonna die soon rose. Then they dip it in real gold, and now it's here forever. And it's got some great colors on it. Sparkling blue, kind of a pinkish purple thing going on, and a golden yellow. And it's supposed to remind you of the sun rising. That's why it's called the Sunrise. That's available for 89 bucks. Wow, Stephen, I can't believe you did that. $89. And it's only [e-mail] so celebrate. All those moms who make every sunrise great with all the stuff they're doing for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever see the Stephen Singer Sun Also Rises gold dipped rose?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that the one that has the bullfighter?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was shot in half. If you've read that book, you may have.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I just reread it. A lot of drinking in that book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too much. Yeah, I was hungover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Some would say too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, pretty much every moment in the book is, well, we sat down and had 40 bottles of wine. Steven Seger Jewelers. It's the best. And once again, how about the rose with a nice bracelet dangling from it? You'll be writing me a letter in a couple weeks going, oh, man, my wife was so happy when I got her that beautiful rose. Or Tom, thank you so much. Stephen Singer saved my ass the way he saved yours. I understand. Thank you, Steve. Steven's a great guy, by the way, and he's got a great sense of humor. He's also a drummer and he's got a great rescue dog named Buddy, so. And even has a, he even has little tributes to your doggies in the, in the world of jewelry, a man in good company. Yeah, I hate stevensinger.com. tell them the Baba Time show sent you, if you please. Coming up, we'll perhaps grab some more of your letters. We certainly love reading them. Bob and tomobandtom.com Also, we have cool stuff coming up in sports, a great world record and more. It's all for you. Oh, and my favorite story, maybe we can do it early.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, which one?

[Tom Griswold]

The story about, about dating in which someone says something and you realize the moment they say it that I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Every girl knows it's called the ick.

[Tom Griswold]

The ick. This is a really interesting story. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Now at McDonald's, a McDouble is 250.

[Chick McGee]

So you can get your gym gains

[Tom Griswold]

on or just get lunch for only 250. Get more value on the under three dollar menu.

[Bob Kevoian]

Limited time only.

[Tom Griswold]

Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher for delivery.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the new center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold with a terrific green room story.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I witnessed this.

[Chick McGee]

Oblivious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm gonna, I'll try to present this as an unbiased witness.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let the two involved argue it out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

The paper towels are on top of the fridge.

[Pat Godwin]

They are indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Pat Godwin is up against the fridge reaching for a paper towel.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom walks over, opens the fridge and physically moves, knocks Godwin out of the way while he's just reaching for.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Bob Kevoian]

And they grab something. And then, you know, I was just reaching for a paper towel and you knocked me out of the way with the fridge door.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tom goes, well, you know, something like that. And points to other paper towels in the green room that weren't on top of the fridge.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, his right next to him.

[Chick McGee]

You know what his defense would be? I have a limited amount of time.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you know what his defense was this time? I work with morons.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he said

[Bob Kevoian]

as he huffed out of the green room.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Could not have been more upset.

[Tom Griswold]

All Ben had to do was turn around. All they had to do was move. And you know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there, Pat goes, that's fair.

[Christy Lee]

But those towels have been on top of that refrigerator as long as we've been here.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yes, maybe, maybe had Pat seen the other paper towels.

[Tom Griswold]

They've been there ever since they put the shelves in.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the argument was.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but there are other people in the world than you.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

The problem was that you physically bumped Godwin out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in our.

[Pat Godwin]

Like no one else.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there it is. I was in a hurry.

[Chick McGee]

I was in a hurry. There it is.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know there were other papers.

[Tom Griswold]

None of you guys were in here when the break started. Christy and I were the only ones in here because I got the paper.

[Pat Godwin]

Fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stumbled out. I work with more.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

My God, man. My God.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now what have we got going over there?

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. The New York Knicks. Listen to me. Are you listening to me? Everybody tuned in. Here we go. New York Knicks ended the Hawks season. Boy, did they the final score last night. Write this down. The Knicks scored 140.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody got that Points.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And The Atlanta Hawks scored 89.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not enough.

[Chick McGee]

The Knicks 40 to 15 lead at the end of the first quarter was the largest lead of the shot clock era. The 47 point halftime lead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Was the biggest in playoff history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that halftime coach talk go? Yeah, the Knicks.

[Christy Lee]

Let's just get through this.

[Chick McGee]

Exceeded 100 points with 8 minutes and 21 seconds left in the third quarter. Yeah, it was quite the drubbing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. And now the Knicks move on to play the winner of The Celtics Philadelphia 76ers series. Let's see. Game seven. Oh, it's a game seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, in.

[Chick McGee]

In Bastion. That'll be Saturday night, 7:30 Eastern. Minnesota. Minnesota. That's not a state at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was originally called Minnesota. You're fine.

[Chick McGee]

They'll start the second round at San Antonio on Monday. The Timberwolves did away with the Nuggets. I mean, you like a nice chicken

[Bob Kevoian]

nugget very much so.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have beef nuggets? They have any sort of other nugget.

[Tom Griswold]

Why isn't there a team called the Nougat?

[Christy Lee]

Nougat?

[Tom Griswold]

The Noobs had to be like candy, like Hershey, Pennsylvania. The Hershey Nougats. That'd be all right. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

How about the Noogies you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Hit some on the head.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the noogies.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see the story yesterday in the Wall Street Journal with the Hershey CEO saying that because of Ozempic breath, they're selling more gum and mints than ever before? I guess when you're on Ozempic or those weight loss drugs, there's a breath thing, I guess. He was saying that it's become a big deal for them.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah. You start to smell like old cheese.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that odd?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that odd? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the first I've heard of Ozempic.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you don't eat for a while, your breath can get bad. But I. Yeah, I haven't heard of the glp.

[Christy Lee]

I hadn't either.

[Chick McGee]

There's all sorts of things like Ozempic breath, Ozempic plastic surgery. Everything's. Yeah, everything's because of Ozempic. Where was I? Oh, by the way, Minnesota, I believe. Thank you, my friend. I appreciate it. Yeah, they went. I wanted to drop the tea. 11098 win over and Caitlin Clark's first home game in Indianapolis in more than nine months. Supposed to be a celebration. Instead, she gave the fever and their fans quite a scare. She crumpled to the ground in the third quarter. Dallas forward Alana Smith. I'm sorry, the evil forward from Dallas, Alana Smith collided with Caitlin's leg on a shot attempt, and Caitlyn had to leave the game limping toward the bench. By all accounts, she will. She will be.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a book coming out. Wrote a children's book. Yeah, coming up this fall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If I would go into the y. A realm of writing a book.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I would. I would make it. I'd borderline on what you can get away with. I think it'd be really close to a Quentin Tarantino. Texas just for young adults.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Call it like grindhouse.

[Jeff Oskay]

Two

[Chick McGee]

for young adults.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I get to work on that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thanks, Tom. Once again, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Your.

[Chick McGee]

Your support is appreciated. Now listen to this. You'll find this interesting, Tom. Last night, the NHL playoffs. Both teams advance. Minnesota and Anaheim by identical scores. Minnesota beat Dallas 5 to 2. Anaheim beat Edmonton 5 to 2. Explain that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when you have a game where there's almost no scoring, that probably happens almost every night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Five goals is.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I bet the matching score isn't high. Hockey is pretty common every night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You'll probably get a lot of three to ones, that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You get a lot of. A lot of that stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

He wasn't interested chick. I.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I tried.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you mentioned hockey. It ruined his day. What a baby.

[Chick McGee]

We work with a German. A German. He'll. He'll perk up here in a second. Okay, a German YouTuber has broken the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to solve a rubber Rubik's Cube. And I read it as Rick's Cube. I don't know why. A Rubik's Cube while skydiving in a freefall.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot that last part. No, it's foolish is what it is. But that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. When I first read that, I thought. So the way this works is his chute won't open until he gets it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Is it like there's no way that's right? No way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It turns out that's because, see, that's. That'd be like a magic trick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a David Blaine thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rubik's parachute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would you watch that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Because I would just be so nervous. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't. I still can't watch the guy climbing the building.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. I haven't watched it. And we know how it ended.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or at least how AI made it end.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, he's been dead for seven years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's pretty cool. Do we have any of the. There's some video. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The guy's got a buddy with him.

[Chick McGee]

He looks. He does look concerned, but not that concerned.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks pretty focused. Right.

[Christy Lee]

So why is that guy so close to him?

[Bob Kevoian]

In case he's keeping him from flipping over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What about. He's got. He's. He's going down or two men keeping him.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't seem that fast either.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing about skydiving, isn't it? You watch some of it and you go, they're not. They're not falling. They look like they're staying. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say this. Is this all recreated. It didn't really happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

And do I need to do it? Do I need to skydive for the

[Pat Godwin]

sake of the show?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, we'll see how the hot air balloon ride goes. That's going to happen this summer. If that goes okay, maybe I'll skydive.

[Chick McGee]

I would have skydove when I first felt that I wouldn't for a million bucks now, but I. I should have when I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, what's the worst that happens? That's how I Go. I mean, that. That's a story.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's gotta hurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys can tell jokes about it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we can go visit. We can go visit the crater.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

We could do a show from the crater.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's already begun.

[Chick McGee]

We can go.

[Tom Griswold]

It can't be all. It can't be all sadness and sorrow. We got a little bit of a little chuckle. I'll get your three brothers and we'll. The only thing is, let's see if we can hold hands and do a ring around the Ring around the crater.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm fine with it being a public place where people can go and visit the crater, but I insist.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you tomorrow? Why would you say that?

[Bob Kevoian]

My one. My one. The thing I insist on is my body remains there, and you have to. I want to be. I want them to make it look like my face is terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, and you'd be in like a. And my limbs are plexiglass cover, so

[Tom Griswold]

you'd always stay like Lennon's tomb.

[Pat Godwin]

One last scare in Arnold tradition.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

We could all. We could. All your. Your brothers and I would stand over it and prepare to urinate. And I will. I will. I will engage my member and say elegantly, this too shall piss.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then for real comedic effect, as you guys are walking away, my parachute deploys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's funny. Now, would you do the training and do the solo dive, or would you do the thing where you're attached to a. Oh, the tandem to the jump.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, I know the answer to this, so you better answer correctly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. I would want to do it solo, but I will do it tandem first.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can train and they'll teach you to do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but what's that?

[Christy Lee]

Train with a tandem, though, you have to go with someone first.

[Bob Kevoian]

The first one.

[Tom Griswold]

You do.

[Christy Lee]

I think so. Even. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about a Meet cute. You fall in love with your tandem lady, your jump master.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh. Even the term jump masters got me all turned on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he could be. It could be a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the term we learned yesterday about ditching somebody in the woods? What was that called?

[Bob Kevoian]

An alpine divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

Alpine divorce. Well, you could do a skydive divorce.

[Bob Kevoian]

See ya.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you do. You're. You're tandem with this lady and you just undo it and whoops, the carabiner just broke. See ya.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got. I've got the Shoot the streamer divorce.

[Chick McGee]

Shouldn't that be called the Hawaii divorce? Isn't that where he hit her with a Rock or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it was a hike in Hawaii.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a new term out there. There has to have been a murder.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted a lava that didn't drive him crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be very nice guy. There has to have been a murder where somebody improperly packed a shoot on purpose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

And that why you always pack your own shoot. Isn't that the rule?

[Chick McGee]

You got to pay attention to your shoot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

First part of the movie, he's backing her shoot, then things just go south and next thing you know, there. Oh, this is another great Hallmark movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to go skydiving with no terrified eyes. No kidding. I could never do it when I was younger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But no, no, not now. Why not, man? I can ride on your back. We can do a tandem face to face. We're just screaming in each other's faces.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event, the guy has the world record for doing the Rubik's Cube off skydiving.

[Chick McGee]

Did I give you the time? 28.250 seconds. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Christy, you're right. That video doesn't line up.

[Chick McGee]

The new record is now 223 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it seems like we watched it for that long and he hadn't. But I know we didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

It seems a lot slower.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, I. I wonder how long it would take me to even just do a Rubik's Cube.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I used to be able to do it fast like that. There's a trick to it. You gotta go keep turning it in one way and then the other way. No matter what the cube says, you get back to the.

[Bob Kevoian]

We also had Rubik's Pyramid. You guys remember that? It was. It was a pyramid shaped Rubik's Cube and corners.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they make. Instead of nine, there's like 32 or some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, Squares.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't the better record be the slowest to do Rubik's Cube before deploying the chute?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How close can you actually now there's a sub.

[Tom Griswold]

How low to the ground?

[Chick McGee]

Still a successful jump. Well, like 100ft and then yanks. Yanks you to safety.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think 100ft, that's not going to be enough.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? 500ft? That seems.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to talk to a parachute artist.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, man.

[Tom Griswold]

But it probably depends on what kind

[Chick McGee]

of shoot now that.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you watch when Orion came back to Earth a few weeks ago?

[Kenny]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, they had the live coverage. And you See the. The final set of parachutes, the three shoots.

[Bob Kevoian]

That third one took its time.

[Tom Griswold]

And the first two are going.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I assume that that could. It would still land.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Although it'd be a little bit faster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right turn right upside down. If the third shoot didn't deploy.

[Tom Griswold]

But that was. That was kind of. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Hello?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoot number three. Hello? Deploy. Coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports will be Christie and the news.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's do this story next, called the dating ick.

[Christy Lee]

About 1000ft is the answer to your.

[Chick McGee]

You can go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But it does depend on what kind of parachute you have. Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if you just have parachute pants?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if that'll work.

[Chick McGee]

Can't touch this.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that's Crater 2, the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Let's not ever forget that today is the day you told Josh that we could go visit his crater and he would make.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty funny.

[Chick McGee]

From a miss.

[Tom Griswold]

I think anybody would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, they say you bounce real high.

[Kenny]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't just hit the ground. You bounce.

[Chick McGee]

I heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm positive.

[Chick McGee]

You hit the ground. And it's like trying to get an egg off a skillet. Everything seems. From looking at it, it seems okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But is that if. Okay?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know what? We'll have to ask those who've done it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Emergency personnel, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a buddy that on two occasions has had to get the reserve shoot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a videographer.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he would film people parachute jumping. And he'd done it, I don't know, 900 times. And then. But he had the. What he knew what to do and.

[Chick McGee]

But you think the excitement from that. He gets. Gets that rush from that. Wants to recreate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think he'd ever want it. He did it. It happened to him twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Imagine having the willpower, though, because sometimes you have to cut that first shoot. So if it's a streamer, you have to be. You have to have the wherewithal to go. I'm cutting that off. And I'm going to use my reserve. When I get a little closer.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you'll open up the reserve and there's a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. I forgot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this is a knapsack.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, first of all, great, Great joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Secondly, all right, first up. You got me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, then, do you take a bite of the sandwich? So you have one last. Well, I'm gonna hit the ground in about eight seconds. This looks like a pretty good sandwich. Oh, wait a minute. There's mustard on it. Forget it. Well, we will be returning it. We're going to talk about the ick. This is a situation. Which one. One particular phrase turns you off on a human being and you never want to date them again. But right now, Chick Magee. I can't believe we're going to Niko Sports

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin Hill Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Got a song there. Pat, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

You look like you are ready. I mean, I've seen you ready, but

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. You're kind of almost not exactly like Pat. On the opposite.

[Bob Kevoian]

In what way?

[Chick McGee]

You're like, not ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like being prepared. I think it hinders my.

[Christy Lee]

What spontaneity.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can see, the ad living is the best.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's Chick McGee. Hi. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an exciting news story. And Christy, you said you. You've. Your girls have talked about this thing called the ick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it's been around for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

The ick factor, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a term used to describe a specific moment when you are done. You get turned off. You feel even maybe repulsed by your romantic partner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Men can feel it with women. Women can feel it with men.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gays can feel it with gays.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. Birds do it now. It's gone online. There's a. It's called submit your ick.com website out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So you can talk about this with others. Are you ready? The stories submitted range from petty someone who ate too loudly or to the downright absurd, someone who ate. Is it foo or fo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fa.

[Chick McGee]

Fa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With their bare hands on the subway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. This is the Vietnamese noodle soup.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, how would you do. Is it pronounced pho?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Bob Kevoian]

Positive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So the place that I. Over there that I thought was the Faux King restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

That is awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Another. Other examples include, quote, while hooking up, he called me mommy with no warning. Which would have been fine, except he whispered Jiminy Cricket as he finished Jiminy Cricket.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that all about?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's really interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

So mid coitus, he called her mommy. Yes, that's a problem.

[Chick McGee]

And then followed it up with.

[Tom Griswold]

Now refresh my memory. What? Why? What would a Jiminy Cricket reference problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. It sounds like he didn't want a curse, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've never.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a guy who calls for mommy during sex might also be a non cursor. He. You know, he's.

[Pat Godwin]

Instead of the. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like sweet fancy Moses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or shut the front door.

[Christy Lee]

Mommy. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, Mommy. No, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Has anyone ever called you Daddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

And the problem is Daddy. All right, what you asked me,

[Christy Lee]

the

[Bob Kevoian]

problem was she said she was calling me Daddy. And then at one point. This was all throughout. And then at one point, she looked at me and she said, will you be my daddy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was like, I'm not putting you on my phone plan.

[Pat Godwin]

Paying for your shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, what am I. I gotta fork over tuition. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's a big deal, putting them on your phone plan. Right? Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

That is interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will you be my daddy? That was ick for me.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you countering in the beginning of this?

[Bob Kevoian]

I ignored it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, no, I ignored it.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not a huge fan of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. You don't like the chat.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, love chat. I don't like being called Daddy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's creepy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I would. I certainly is.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you've nailed the Jiminy Cricket. That's a subs. I would never have thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Daddy really creeps me out. I want to be called Mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now do you want it done?

[Pat Godwin]

Be called Landlord when you make love to me?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, landlord.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Is way creepier.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you want it like in the Donna Summer song where they go, hey, mister, or do you want it, mister?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it true that Donna Summer had the thickest New York accent you've ever heard?

[Bob Kevoian]

I want her to sound like Ellen Green in Little Shop of Horror.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, almost exactly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mister.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, mister.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, that would be. Boy, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a turn on for you. No, that's a Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

Least attractive thing is the New Jersey accent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, wait a second. You and I both kind of have a thing for the name brand Drescher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I. Her voice doesn't bug me at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think that's because behind it is, she's so witty and. And hot. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm sorry, Christy. Well, so these are moments in which you say, I'm done.

[Christy Lee]

Right. We were lying in bed after sex when he pulled up my Instagram, pointed out photos he thought I didn't look good in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's really wild.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Honest out.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. You know what that smacks up to me? Insecurity.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What about.

[Chick McGee]

What about honesty? What happened to that?

[Christy Lee]

Why would.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he's just trying to make her better.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Read the room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and you just had sex with her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Done. He says there are no rules anymore. He got. He got his.

[Chick McGee]

He got what he wanted.

[Christy Lee]

Tom teased this earlier in the morning. He stayed over for the first time. Refused a toothbrush. Told me brushing your teeth is a scam because animals don't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not only is he unhygienic, he's an idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Animals brush their teeth all the time. It's just they chew on sticks and they eat grass.

[Chick McGee]

This sounds like the guy who, you know, income tax is illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Same guy that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is true, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the Constitution.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's federal theft. We all know.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Another ick. He ate Thanksgiving leftovers with his hands in the car ride home.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I don't. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

A piece of turkey with your fingers doesn't hurt anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of badass.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of even a hunk of stuffing, right? Not bad.

[Christy Lee]

This would not be an ick for me. Like. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there are a lot of cultures who act, you know. You know, they eat with their hands and it's because that's eating in the cars.

[Chick McGee]

Not only that, but they walk, wipe with it.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

You don't eat in the car at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I hate when people eat in my car.

[Chick McGee]

You. You aren't going down the road having a sausage burrito? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, under desperate circumstances. Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about something like a protein bar while you're driving?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, if I'm on a long drive, I might do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even like walking. Carrying coffee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is it you don't want any travel.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Is it that you. Is it that you don't like it or you just can't do it?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very good question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you afraid you're gonna drop it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. It's like coffee's. You're supposed to sit and relax and enjoy it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but you have to get it from one place to the other.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'll carry it, but I don't drink it while I'm carrying it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

If I do here in the morning, if I do, I stop at the Xerox machine, put down my cereal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff. Oscar called me. I believe the word was total psychopath. Because one morning, I don't do this often, but one morning, we were leaving a hotel and getting into the car to go to the airport, and I had a lidless coffee with me because I couldn't find the lids in the hotel lobby, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with him. I hate that.

[Pat Godwin]

You are a psycho.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that's a psycho. But I wanted.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really wanted a coffee before getting

[Christy Lee]

the airport coffee in my car without a lid.

[Tom Griswold]

You see? I'll be skiing.

[Chick McGee]

They're both insane.

[Tom Griswold]

There are people hauling their skis, holding a coffee, getting in the gondola. If this guy spills this on me, I'm gonna have to go back to the hotel.

[Christy Lee]

I sat down at the movie theater yesterday and knocked the whole soda onto the floor. Didn't even have one sip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did anybody else put that anywhere, pal?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thank goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, more ick. More things that not the fish disease, by the way. No more things that'll turn you off. These are great. If you have one, please send it to us. Bob and TomTom.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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of your privacy with Ipvanish with us. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. No mention from you about Pat Godwin and his brown shirt?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he mentioned.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, it was off air.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a handsome shirt, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's part of Calvin Klein's puppy dung collection.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I've got a pretty good luck. If you would like to hear it, go ahead. Tom, will you please remind us there's a term for having more than two testicles. In fact, three testicles. Do you happen to have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Someone.

[Christy Lee]

Polly.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently this appears in the first edition of the game Trivial Pursuit from the. What do you. What did you call the first iteration? What's it called?

[Bob Kevoian]

The later iterations, they have genus, so it was like genus.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude. What does a man with Diphalia have that would be two male members? A man with. There's two different definitions here. Trier chidism.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Or poly orchidism.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That means having three testicles according to Trivial Pursuit.

[Bob Kevoian]

So Tim writes us from. Are you familiar with Vicksburg, Michigan?

[Tom Griswold]

I am not. Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, my grandfather had three balls. It nearly kept him from joining the Navy. So funny. And then funnier.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then my grandmother blurted this fact out at a large dining room table.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

With all the children and us grandkids sitting there in complete shock and laughter.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Granddad did make it. The three balls did not keep him from getting into the Navy. He was a Navy man. He was later dismissed from the Navy for being continuously seasick. Aw, man, that's a bummer. You want to serve, and you get out there and you just cannot stop puking.

[Tom Griswold]

But he had three balls, so he had. Certainly had semen first class. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I was on a dive boat one time, and I got the sickest I've ever been from being se.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, just on an ocean fishing boat. I got so seasick.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing worse. Oh, because you're. Because you're stuck there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just had. Just put my head down and sat there.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the patch if you're going on a cruise. Cruise?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called? A transdermal patch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We call it the tranny patch.

[Christy Lee]

That's a little different.

[Bob Kevoian]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like a bar.

[Chick McGee]

Tonight is nickel beer night at the tranny Patch. Did you know that? I think Tuesday is a trivia night,

[Tom Griswold]

you know, and if they play that song Lola one more time.

[Chick McGee]

The tranny patch.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, whatever. It's okay with me. Now, Christy, we have this article. I just think this is so funny. This the cups to us from, of all places, Food and Wine magazine.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's about the term the ick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And that's what happens. It's a specific moment in your relationship. When you're done, you're turned off by your romantic partner. Submit your ick.com has compiled some of these.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Here's one. His ex girlfriend became a mattress actress after they broke up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Porn star.

[Christy Lee]

He sent me her links and told me to watch them because that's how he wants me to act in bed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Videos of his ex girlfriend having sex.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I don't know what else to do other. You need to watch some game tape.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so mattress actress Is porn star.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's funny. Funny term.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But that. Yeah, yeah, I can see how that might be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. You know, how do you feel about Christy? Let's. Your husband comes to you and we know this won't happen, but he comes to you and he says, there are things I would love to try. In fact, here's an example, and he does show you a clip from an adult film.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be okay, but I'm married and it's okay, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If we were just dating and it was like, early on, that might be a little weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's the part I like where. Where she calls him mista. And then she goes, hey, mister. Then she goes, this is my fista. And then.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine my ex girlfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh. Yeah. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, one time we were making out and I hadn't tied my hair back. He said my hair touching his face reminded him of how his dog licked his face when he was younger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boys, man. That's just a foolish.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't say anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you really don't have to say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably an afghan, huh? Yeah, except his nose was smaller. That killed the mood.

[Christy Lee]

We were making out in his Tesla. He handed me the saddest looking roses and his 90s action hero gym playlist was blasting mid makeout. He says, and I quote, let's make this more genuine, then peels off his toupee and flings it into the back seat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying that's Big D energy. If you could do that and think that she's going to stick around and. Yeah, you've got some confidence and you must be working with something that you're like.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're in a relationship. If one does wear a toupee, do you let him know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I kind of like that. This guy said to hell with it.

[Christy Lee]

Right. But he wanted her to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't he have been better off not wearing it in the first place?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or.

[Christy Lee]

Or telling her.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't tell her in mid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's make this more genuine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, which. Maybe if. If she had started rubbing his head, wouldn't it have come right off? Or was it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right. How does that work? If she starts running her fingers through his.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe that's why he didn't want her to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. But there. There have got to be better way. It sounds like there were four. Three or four things going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

But is there a sort of a A guide to what to do. If you do wear a toupee, at what point you let them know?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let this happen to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

She also didn't like the soundtrack. The 90s gym. Gym rock.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They Action. Action Hero.

[Pat Godwin]

Make this more gym.

[Bob Kevoian]

Y' all ready for this? And then,

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you and I go to the same gym. What do you think of the music they play?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm not a big fan of music in the gym anyway, so.

[Kenny]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

He wants it library, quiet.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Got your earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

You wear your earbuds and listen to your own thing, but. So it doesn't bother me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you not like it?

[Tom Griswold]

They play a lot of really awful hip hop that I can't stand.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I get to be in the basement because, of course, I'm at his gym. I'm in the basement, and we play our own music.

[Chick McGee]

Please do not come above the first floor.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

That's my gym.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plays exclusively books on tape.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. But then you'd have to stay on the treadmill. Oh, I gotta wait another chapter.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you have one of these ick moments, by all means, feel free to send it to us.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had one? See, it's hard for me to talk about them because people are here and listening.

[Pat Godwin]

They're listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had one. Where. And I've talked about it before, where I was on the phone with her and we had gone on a couple dates and it was fine, but then she was saying, oh, yeah, I showed my daughter, look who's talking. And I was like, oh, did you guys love it? And she goes, I didn't care for the antiquated gender roles. And it wasn't. So maybe it wasn't ick. It was. Oh, she's. I'm definitely saying the wrong thing. At some point in this relationship, if she ever listens to 30 seconds of what I do in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, good point. You're out. Yeah, I'll have to think about that.

[Chick McGee]

I had one.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Pat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

First date, the woman had long, red nails. Not a deal breaker, but they are excessively long.

[Chick McGee]

Long.

[Pat Godwin]

And then after we were done eating, she was cleaning her teeth with her nails and clicking the nails on her teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, where should I go next?

[Christy Lee]

No, what do you have down there?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what? Clicking?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she's like getting spinach from between her teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a salad out of her teeth.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

A girlfriend of mine told me one time she had the ick moment on a date is when the. When the man blew his nose in a napkin. You know, the nap. Nice cloth napkins. Yeah. Right at the table. She goes, I was out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what I've done. I wonder what my.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure I've done a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the ick for a girl that I've been on a date with was.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would you.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you postulating what some of it may have been like?

[Christy Lee]

Did you steal her food off the plate? Is that what you were gonna say?

[Chick McGee]

How many times did you say, are you gonna eat that? You know, stuff like that, Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, is that what you want?

[Pat Godwin]

We're filling the blanks for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys realize in doing impressions of him bullying me, you're all just bullying.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

He's laughing so hard he can't get it out.

[Chick McGee]

My God, you're right. This is a legitimate question.

[Tom Griswold]

If you were on a first date and things are going really well, and would you. If the server came up and said, oh, would you like to box that up and take it home, would you say yes? Or would you just. No? No, no.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? Of course I'd box it up.

[Tom Griswold]

You would? On a first date?

[Kenny]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

I never bought.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it might show that you're incredibly, almost psychotically cheap. I think that might be a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Or that you're very frugal and you want to eat the same meal again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you know what my honest answer would be? Yeah, it's. I would look at her and go, would you like. Would you be interested in taking this home? And if she says yes or no? I would go, depending on that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would offer it to her. Is that weird?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, that's not weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of chivalrous.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I would do.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a nice way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is a nice way to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm just curious.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you do?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be extremely awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because then it's. If you go somewhere else, it's going to be smelling up your car, that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I wonder after the movie if this shrimp cocktail will still be okay, right?

[Christy Lee]

If it were something like that. No, obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although I'm a fan of women driving themselves on first dates.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

For their Sake. If you're not into me, you need to be able to get in your car and leave.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, I've done that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's very common.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I always did that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever leave your car somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

Did I ever leave my car on a first date? Oh, and go home with him?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh, Ace? Why you laughing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I also wouldn't be insulted if a woman. We sat down at the restaurant, and she's. And she texted a friend, I am at Hillbilly's Barbecue Shack.

[Chick McGee]

All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, pick me up, get me out.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Just. Just. Just so they know.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody else know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, just the way. Yeah, I want to. I want her to feel as comfortable as possible.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you feel if you said, oh, by the way, that table or other. That's my dad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. You know what? I would. I would go, hey, tell him to get over here and he can join us. Well, that's. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I would tell him, what

[Tom Griswold]

if they ignored you and just talked to them each other the whole time, let you pay for it?

[Christy Lee]

Then you know you're done.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would then say, so do I get to sleep with both of you?

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

You know what won't give you an. It won't give you the ick. Is the Tucson hybrid from Hyundai. If your guy's driving that, he's got class.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No woman has ever seen a guy pull up one of those and go, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

My name is David Goss, and I'm joined by my co host, Megan Kleinenberg.

[Christy Lee]

And now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup. Time's ticking.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim, and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hosting the World cup on home soil.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes with its pressures, but we're just

[Chick McGee]

really excited, just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Heno.

[Jess Hooker]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy. Now, what's coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we're done with our ick story, pretty much. We have feces in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Feces in the news, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

And how about a wife on ice? We'll talk about that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cryogenically frozen. That's super interesting. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Kenny]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy do. There's Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. I am Chick. And there's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Sorry, I was.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I. I was just reading. These ick moments are so funny. Let me explain to Ms. Hooker what we're talking about. This would be when you were in the dating sphere, if you will. And. And there's a particular moment where you go, wait a minute, this is not for me. Some of the examples they give. Here's one. We already just read this, but it's so brilliant. She writes while hooking up, and I think she means. Yeah, full blown coitus. Well, maybe not blowing. Maybe just, you know, a flagrant delect, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

While hooking up, he called me Mommy with no warning. Then she says, that would have been fine, except he whispered Jiminy Cricket as he finished. And I was trying to think, is there something about the Jiminy Cricket character? But then it was pointed out to me that this was. Instead of saying, jesus Christ. I have never heard anyone do that. I remember this carpenter that was working at my house years ago. I always thought this was hilarious. He hit his thumb with his hand. Grammar. Remember what he said, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Was it Mother Fletcher?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He said Mother Fletcher. That must be what the Jiminy Cricket thing is. Maybe that's common in service.

[Christy Lee]

You guys yell out something when you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

My buddy.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of lose. I kind of lose consciousness.

[Bob Kevoian]

My good friend Joe Murray said he would yell out, you have to leave now.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good. Pretty darn good.

[Tom Griswold]

This is another one of your single buddies, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

These are just if any of our. If you're listening out there, and you have a moment or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

According to John Hammond, co founder of American Production Company, the team behind the

[Bob Kevoian]

ick, How'd you like to be the his friend who's trying to set up his girl? You want to go on a date with John Hammond?

[Christy Lee]

15% of icks submitted take place at a restaurant or bar. 38% focus on bad manners or etiquette.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Boy, being ruined to a server, that's a big one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's ick.

[Tom Griswold]

Icking out. Yeah. That's certainly a moment where you go, yeah, I'm out. But that isn't as the ick factor about some of these is they're so outrageous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the guy whips his toupee off and says, let's get real.

[Christy Lee]

Or whatever the hell, you know, let's get genuine. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We didn't have. Which is so odd.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

My sisters say that they have an ick when a man uses their first name, their full first name. Both of them. Is that weird?

[Bob Kevoian]

So if I address. If I were to call you Jessica, or if. Yes, if I say, you know, I,

[Christy Lee]

Joshua, do they all go by a nickname?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, yeah, they have names for short, Jenny and Joe. But that it's. Yeah, it would be if you called me Jessica.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be. That's their ick. Is when a guy they're dating says they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because that's. That's a. That's a power move.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Not. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's intimate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, but maybe that's why it's ick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a power move when you call someone by a name no one else calls them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I get that. It can also be. You can also go the short version and do that. Yeah, like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, like you calling Aaron a. A and nobody else does.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Hang on. No, it's catching up on. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

I call him aaa. He's one a better.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's a joke. But I'm not gonna do it because I'm a nice guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Christie's so nice, she doesn't even realize that there's a joke there.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's a joke there. No, I don't mean it to be funny.

[Chick McGee]

No, I like aa.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great. And I, I, I, I want him to feel part of the show and part of the club here.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what you want? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it is indeed a power move. Okay, now if you said to me, I really don't want you to call me a. A, I would say, well, then, what do I write in your pink slip?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Do you like it when a girl calls you Joshua?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What about Joshua Matthew?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Of course that gets you a red because it reminds you what your mom called you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, that would be ick, wouldn't it? I have this erection because I'm reminded of Mom.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that would be it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that would be it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting that you. So your sisters and I want to get the story here.

[Jess Hooker]

Both of them? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they. They're introduced as, say, Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Her name's Jordan. She goes by Joe. But if some. If a. If a man is talking to her and he says Jordan and he starts talking to her, she. That's an ick. That's immediately. Don't do that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it when someone uses my full name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it depends. How do you guys feel about it? Patrick.

[Tom Griswold]

Patrick.

[Pat Godwin]

I love Patrick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. My mom called me Patrick.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, that goes into what, Thomas. Now, if your wife were to say to you. Tom, get over here. Thomas. Thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think she knows my name.

[Jess Hooker]

Does she call you Babe? Most of the time.

[Christy Lee]

What does she call you?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Love Monster.

[Bob Kevoian]

She doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not a nickname person.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Does she call you Dom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. TG.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you like to be called Thomas by her?

[Tom Griswold]

I do like to be called Mr. TG.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I thought you like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Preferably by a. A black female server in the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

In the Bahamas? That's where it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where it came from.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a specific story.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I didn't think it was going to go there, but, you know,

[Bob Kevoian]

sometimes you're stepping in. You don't even.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, here we are.

[Jess Hooker]

What about you guys that don't use your real names, your government names, do you prefer, like.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it. In fact, when somebody uses that, they always give me that look like nanny. I know something you don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What does your husband call you?

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? That's interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

What about you, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you were looking at me. Yeah, no, it depends on when you met me. Like the high school, everybody calls me Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

One of the wives calls me Chuck, and it still kind of throws me, but she started to text Chuck Chick in her.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Just recently. And I don't know if she's switching over or not, but I would prefer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G. Do you get what he said?

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes Patrick.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, that's. Who. Who called you that?

[Pat Godwin]

My mom called me Patrick. So if someone does like Christy will often in the morning. Hey, Patrick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Patrick. I get a little warm inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I.

[Pat Godwin]

And a boner.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing. Especially if I'm being a little naughty. Yes, it's a Joshua. Matthew. You better.

[Jess Hooker]

What about Mr. Arnold in. In the bedroom?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, me?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never had that happen. No, Arnold. Oh, Mr. Arnold. I don't like it.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless we're role playing. And I'm like, she's like my administrative assistant.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be.

[Pat Godwin]

That'll be 300 bucks, Mr. Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. How about Senor Grande?

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Senor Grande.

[Tom Griswold]

But I realize I do that power move all the time with that everybody.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? Well, of course you do. What am I saying?

[Tom Griswold]

I call you Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

All the time. Which I. Which I think is sweet. I think. I hope you like it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I call Pat. Patty G. Yeah. Chick. Chick. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace. I mean, that's a nickname. Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like when I know some. I don't. Chick, I don't think you care for this, but if I were to talk to the whole room, if I. And I were to kind of tell everybody. Now, Chick, you know what I'm saying here? It's one of those things where, Chick, you've been there, you've done.

[Chick McGee]

Where they say you're getting confused with hack comedians that I don't like.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hate that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it. I. I'm a. I just. I know it's smarmy and salesy. I'm just a fan of somebody who does that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's in Chick's least favorite bit. That's my favorite bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, right, right. But I, I.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, you know what I'm talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

We all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a guy I used to work with and in an office, and I would go, how are you? And he'd go, oh, gosh, Josh, you know what?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he would.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always liked it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ace, does anybody call you by your non. Ace name?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't even.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've had those guys come up to me. Go tell so. And so I said, hi.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Mark. Mark Patrick used to always talk about that. He goes, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. My son is Drew Storen. I get it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always wanted to go. If you know Ace's real name, you're. And you, you call him by it, you're not really his friend.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

See, so it shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't care.

[Tom Griswold]

The power.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Power of names.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. Back to the ick things. The one that was the creepiest to me, I don't know if you heard this Ms. Hooker was the guy show his ex girlfriend became a porno actress.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So he asked her to watch.

[Christy Lee]

He asked his current girlfriend to watch his ex girlfriend's videos because that's what he wanted him.

[Bob Kevoian]

And actually didn't just ask, sent her links.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Said, this is what I want in the book.

[Tom Griswold]

What she should have done was, was send him a thing back going, I agree. I want to have sex with her.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That would have been good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, now that you mention it, here are some Lexington Steel videos I'd like you to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Is he a gifted gentleman?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

As Robert Schimmel once said, he could be at the top of the stairs. I see, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a serious business. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. But before we get to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going to explain what you brought in today?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. This weekend is the Derby. The Kentucky Derby. And I was going through different things that people eat and drink in celebration. And we all know about the mint julep. And the other one is the hot brown.

[Chick McGee]

And it's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's from the Brown Hotel in Kentucky. Historic hotel.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, we were just once again uncovering that fact a couple months ago because I had assumed it was something with brown gravy on it, like an open face sandwich.

[Jess Hooker]

We, yeah, we assume it is an open face sandwich, however. And the hot brown is Texas toast, sliced thick turkey, Roma tomatoes. Let's see. And I think. And then a Mornay sauce. And you guys know there's five mother sauces, obviously, and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, obviously, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the Bernays and Mornays.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And

[Pat Godwin]

Becca mornings.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Bechamel is one. And when you add cheese to a bechamel, it becomes a Mornay sauce and that's what it's topped with. And instead of making everybody hot browns, I made hot brown sliders, little sandwiches that have all of that in the middle, but they have a top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yum. Very good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. And this was this once again developed at the Brown Hotel, Louisville, of course, the home home of the Kentucky Derby. Is it the 152nd.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And every year that's. I make sure that I'm watching.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

It's so exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of those weird things too, where I get emotional during.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Two and a half minutes of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Down the stretch they come.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I stand. I. Boy, I get excited now.

[Tom Griswold]

So we have a song about the hot brown.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, would you care to favors with a tune? I don't know if I remember that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me see. Hot browns in the city. Turkey bacon hammer. Don't look pretty. Lots of gravy, not a little bitty. It's a favorite of the Louisville city Gravy all around. Slice bread. Large piece of turkey, bigger than your head. But at night, your tummy aches, you gotta lay down that hot brown bakes. Come on. Come on. It'll be all right. I'll have another Ondinitis. Delicious, but it ain't pretty. It's supper in the city. I'm talking hot brown sliders in the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

The lovin forkful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. Yeah. Christy, we can. Oh, you can squeeze in a quick story here. What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that one. A former chick fil a worker in Texas is facing charges in an alleged $80,000 Mac and cheese fraud. The 23 year old rang up as many as 800 orders of Mac and cheese cheese, then refunded them to his personal credit cards. Now, if you've not had the chick fil a Mac and cheese, by the way, it's worth stealing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is so good selling it and actually not giving people the Mac and cheese death penalty.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's that. He allegedly pocketed more than $80,000 in the scheme.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty crafty.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Police say he evaded.

[Chick McGee]

I get nothing crafty.

[Christy Lee]

I giggled. Arrested. He evaded arrest multiple times. Times before finally being apprehended last month. He's been charged with property theft, money laundering and evading arrest.

[Tom Griswold]

It's 80,000 bucks. So did you hear what happened? He's going to prison. And did you hear this? What's cool about this case is they let him out of prison every Sunday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You see,

[Bob Kevoian]

the judge said, you realize you stole $80,000. And the guy said, it's my pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What a dirt bag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Victimless crime.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What about the people that didn't get their Mac and cheese?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't pretend.

[Christy Lee]

How many times you been through? Well, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

What if he.

[Christy Lee]

You go to the drive thru and you don't get Something you order. Do you go back or do you just go out?

[Tom Griswold]

I would say this.

[Chick McGee]

You, you, you get.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to Chick fil a a lot.

[Chick McGee]

You practice it a lot. This a lot. Pulling away without the order, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. But not a Chick fil A. They've got, they've reinvented the drive thru.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do have it down.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who figured it out,

[Bob Kevoian]

but it's, it's crazy how well it works because by when you look at it, it shouldn't work, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you think they have to have a body repair shop right next

[Chick McGee]

door, but it's like the bumblebee of drive through. It shouldn't fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's, it's great. Well now, coming up, what do you got over there? Chris? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a wife on ice. We have Chonkers in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chonkers.

[Tom Griswold]

Chonkers is a cool thing happening right now in San Francisco.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

It seems like a nickname for a little puppy dog.

[Tom Griswold]

It kind of does. You're very close right now. I want to tell you about this great gift for Mother's Day. Triple thumbs up. It's the aura frame.

[Christy Lee]

We have a latter.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Just got an aura frame a few days ago. I wanted to replace another model that was cheap and icky. Notified family members. Yeah, I did have a nick factor. Notified family members how to send pics. There are now 280 pictures on the frame and I find myself sitting in my recliner watching it for what seems like hours. Highly recommend this to everyone. This is from Michael. Thank you, Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. There's one right? There's a picture of me with a Fluffy. Yep, the great comedian. This thing is rotating. It's like an old fashioned slideshow. Or now they call it a PowerPoint.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever have a slide projector, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

They call them decks now.

[Kenny]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the sound?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like this. Remember that at school?

[Jess Hooker]

That's the only experience I ever had with them.

[Tom Griswold]

The fan on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we never had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we are.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we are in Paris.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why it was so loud.

[Tom Griswold]

See it? And there's me with Al Jackson. Look how, look at all those teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Look how, look how comfortable. And just relax he seems hearing that noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, isn't that great?

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

For my money, the best scene in American television in the last decade is when they. The great scene with John. John Hamm and Mad Men when he's describing the carousel. That is poetry. My Friends, this is something different. This is the aura frame. You can get one. It's perfect for moms. And as the letter indicated, you could give it to your mom, say she lives in Erie, Pennsylvania and all the

[Christy Lee]

kids are scattered across the country and

[Tom Griswold]

you live in Modesto, California. You can load pictures and videos from there and everybody that has the code can. It's awesome. It's terrific. And there's a special deal for Bob and Tom show listeners. Let me give you a little bit of background here. This is the Carver mat frame. That's their number one seller. And by the way, it's been named number one by Wirecast Cutter. You can save off 25 bucks if you enter the code Tom. Here's how it works. You go to auraframes.com and once again, it's a U R auraframes.com get that Carver matte frame and get 25 bucks knocked off by using the code word Tom. Support the Bob and Tom show, please, by mentioning the show when you check out. That'd be nice. We certainly. But I, but I gotta tell you, this is a great gift and I bought one as soon as I heard about this product. I went out and got one. And I love you will too. It's a terrific gift for moms and for everybody out there. Once again, aura frames.com code word is Tom. Coming up, we have, as we mentioned, Chonkers in the news. Plus a great coffee story. If you're thinking about coffee, it may be the fountain of youth. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Joshua Irnwood at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Capture the colors of the sunrise. Man, these gold dipped roses are absolutely stunning. Blue, purple, pink, and all the colors are meshed together just beautifully. It's the brand new Sunrise 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose at ihatestevensinger.com. get one for mom right now.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's some advice bracelets that's all I'm going to say. Steven singer. I hate stevensinger.com youm've still got time, fellas. That mom. Oh yeah. She deserves something that she can remember forever. Maybe one of those things you. Those charms that you can hang on.

[Christy Lee]

That's a charm.

[Tom Griswold]

You like those, don't you Chrissy?

[Chick McGee]

What do you call those charms?

[Kenny]

Those charms.

[Tom Griswold]

They're charming. Now we got a lot to get to, but I believe through the magic of electricity we are going to find out some of the failures that we had this week. Look at that handsome man. That. That beard is so thick.

[Chick McGee]

You look like you're going to court.

[Tom Griswold]

That looks like Maria Schneider's bush in Last Tango in Paris.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's exactly what I was going for. I nailed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just need a little butter in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Salt free.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, I'm Jeff Oskay at the failed to mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention news.

[Jeff Oskay]

David Rush and a friend went to a racquetball court and set a new world record for keeping five balloons in the air without touching the ground for over 16 minutes. Well you failed to mention. The record was previously set by five year old Jaden and his best friend Olivia in the living room of his house during a rainy Wednesday afternoon play date.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep,

[Jeff Oskay]

a man's irregular heartbeat was cured while receiving his annual rectal exam. Well you failed to mention. Man, that doctor must have been really, really up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like to the elbow.

[Jeff Oskay]

More married couples are going with tattoo wedding rings instead of going with actual wedding rings. Well you failed to mention. You know this is a ladies idea. That way old boy can't slip off the wedding ring at the bar on his work trip. Yep, no joke, just a fact. Earlier this, an autographed Helen Keller card sold at auction for $3,515. Well you failed to mention. What set of trading cards was that from Deaf mutes of the early 1900s.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all I got.

[Jeff Oskay]

Some dude was dancing naked at Aldi. Well, you failed to mention. Apparently all the Clothing was marked 100% off.

[Christy Lee]

He misunderstood.

[Tom Griswold]

Where did he keep his quarter?

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, a billionaire from India has offered to take all of Pablo Escobar's hippos that are currently destroying Colombia. Well you failed to mention they could be the mascot for the Indian billionaires cricket team. The Hindi. Hindi hippos.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Jeff. Oscar, and this was

[Bob Kevoian]

news.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Oski the Hindi. Hindi Hippos. I like that.

[Christy Lee]

That's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that'll be a Reader's Digest. Humor in Uniform works just fine. Did you hear that thing about the, the old finger in the keister and the guy's atrial fib?

[Jess Hooker]

I missed that one, actually. I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vagus nerve, the nerve of that vase,

[Tom Griswold]

you can get you.

[Jess Hooker]

That's an entry point for the Vegas nerve.

[Bob Kevoian]

It goes all the way to the B hole.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there like two or three Vegas or. And they're like South Vegas, Henderson, Reno, Atlantic City.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's true. This guy had atrial fibrillation, irregular heartbeat, and during a rectal exam, his heart

[Christy Lee]

normaled out, went back to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I'm not sure how permanent it was. It doesn't say if the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What if he has to walk around with something up there all the time to keep his heart rate regular?

[Christy Lee]

What if you're sitting next to him and he goes, hey, I'm an athe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know when I hear the Don Johnson song Heartbeat, I feel like I'm getting a rectal exam. I knew ways would defend it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that tune.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It'd be horrible to have to walk around with something up there all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, don't make that noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we're brothers in the bot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. AFIB is extremely common. I, I had it and it was. They put a tube up my, up the veins.

[Christy Lee]

They put a catheter up your veins.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, and. Yeah, they really. Yeah, but. And then they.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ablation that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. They lasered it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

It worked. Great. Thank you very much, Doug. Doctor. But I mean, it's pretty elaborate, I don't think. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

How do you feel about the other treatment?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know that we can doubt it.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, what if you still had AFIB and you had to fix it the other way?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you? I, I'll tell you, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta try it.

[Tom Griswold]

When I, I, I had afib and it, I, I would go out of it, and in my case, and this is. May not be universal, but when you're in it, you know, instantly. Instantly. Oh. And then when you're out of it, you know.

[Announcer]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

At one time, for example, Kelly and I were sitting in at a. Just before a movie started, and they had the soft music and they were. And I went. Looked up. Wait a minute. I just went out of afib.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Because just being relaxed, whatever. And then one time I went into it during a yoga class and I told my doctor, and he goes, you know the old joke, hey, doc, it hurts when I do this, don't do that, don't go to yoga class anymore. But then they actually did a final repair with a lace razor.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So now you can go back to yoga. Look at it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

He advised me not to. Oh, so.

[Jess Hooker]

But don't you do Pilates?

[Tom Griswold]

It's different. Head below the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gotcha. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, yeah. And I'll talk to a qualified physician. Yeah, you'll listen to me. But I'm not sure that this rectal exam thing is a permanent cure for.

[Christy Lee]

They're saying it could be a possible solution.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? Let's say some. Some guys. Some guy's wife is a cardiologist. He's reading the paper yesterday. Hey, honey, I got some bad news. Instead of doing that surgery today. Well, first of all, you better cut your nails.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? The quickest way to a man's hearts. Through his stomach?

[Tom Griswold]

No, in this case, man's heart is through the skirt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. We're out of time. Thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, dear?

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter for you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why it says Dear Christy, I have tried your friend method of keeping the toilet paper attached to the roll while using it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, because I told the story. You weren't here that day.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot to tell you guys that I tried this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you tried it too?

[Chick McGee]

You tried it too? Yeah. It didn't work. It's very. It's involved. It's cumbersome.

[Tom Griswold]

What would the point of it be said?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you try.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I don't know. Said that her. I hate to even talk about this, but her husband apparently doesn't rip it off. He just uses it and then rips

[Jess Hooker]

it off like he.

[Christy Lee]

He. No, he pulls. This way he stays attached to the role.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what did the letter writer say?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I must report. This is from Matt in Oregon.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I must report that after several attempts to get the method just right. It's not for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I will remain a tear and f kind of guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the logic?

[Christy Lee]

That his mother had taught him that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That that's how he had always done it. And he was taught that as a small child and it just continued on. Now, if that's true, I don't know, but that's what our leaving half the

[Tom Griswold]

link sausage in the fridge while you.

[Jess Hooker]

It's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Cook the other ones.

[Kenny]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the king of analogies. You're darn right.

[Chick McGee]

You're Jar Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, did you grow up in Hell's kitchen in the 40s where you have link sausage in the fridge?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ms. Hooker will back me up on this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, fresher sausage.

[Tom Griswold]

Best sausage. I. First of all, I'm always link over Patty any day. And when you get the ones that are still attached at the butcher shop.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but who does that? No one.

[Jess Hooker]

The butcher.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta go to the butcher.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've just never seen it if you.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you have to order it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Get a time machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a clean. Do you have a. You. You have a cleaver at your house, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sometimes it's tough to get those femur bones cut in half of the hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a hooker. Yeah. I mean, if I wanted. Garbage disposal.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll try to adjust the show and get it so it makes it sound like someone in here is sane. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, where blatant hostility flourishes every. Every morning. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Did I just say that? There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hi, There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi there, Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a bittersweet feeling I'd like to tell you about in a second.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. I believe Josh has something. Let's go. What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

May 1, and Jess has been kind enough to decorate the studio in some May decorations like the Russian flag. Yes, we got some checkered communist stuff. The Indianapolis 500 will be happening, everybody knows. And I just feel bittersweet about the whole Indianapolis 500 because one of the race days we lost my. My uncle, who was one of my favorite uncles. He was a prankster and a joker. We went. He thought it would be funny to streak the Indy 500, so we lost him the Joke, of course, being that if you were to struck or streak. If you were to streak at the Indy 500, you. You'd be hit by a very fast car.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that would took the show over.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, I. That is a better joke than you all are allowing it to be.

[Jess Hooker]

Honey, I don't think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not going to say anything because I ruin jokes all the time, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, please, please. I. I'm open to all.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. By the way, he was hit by the Turducken car.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys are telling me there's nothing there?

[Pat Godwin]

I think, I think everyone told you that with their reaction.

[Bob Kevoian]

A streaker at the Indy 500.

[Christy Lee]

It has happened. They are

[Tom Griswold]

in the infield. It happens pretty much.

[Chick McGee]

There are people year round in the infield.

[Pat Godwin]

Some guys streak the track.

[Bob Kevoian]

Streaking in the infield is.

[Christy Lee]

But you didn't specify.

[Bob Kevoian]

I shouldn't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

We got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, I don't talk down to my audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

They have to rise up to me.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? Now, what is today? Tomorrow is another tremendous spectacle in sports, right? The. The Kentucky Derby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I never miss it. I love watching it. Now, your other uncle, I understand, was main Baker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was very badly hurt. Yeah, but he lived streaking the Kentucky Derby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now he's. Now he rides a silky.

[Chick McGee]

You mean. You mean a sulky, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he wears his silks on a salky.

[Chick McGee]

Saluki is a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, at least give me this. There's a way to do the streaking at the Indy 500 joke that we'll actually get a laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

He had the track involved. I think I'd laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you all are too close to the race.

[Jess Hooker]

We are.

[Christy Lee]

We are.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not.

[Jess Hooker]

Because a sacred event and you can't make fun of it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and the streaking thing was just so common that to us it was like, oh, he's stuck in the 500

[Pat Godwin]

like 20 years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

To me, that's not streaking. That's being naked in the infield at the event. There's a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

No, see, streaking is so dated, the car that hit him would have to have been driven.

[Chick McGee]

And let me tell you something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, Tom. Did I tell a joke that was mildly dated?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. If there's somebody who does not like dated material, it's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if. Maybe if Johnny Rutherford hit him, what was Sweden was drinking big like 71.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happens all the time at the Indy 500.

[Chick McGee]

They streak the Academy Awards in like 76 or 78.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, David was up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mentioned that. It happened a while ago. Go.

[Christy Lee]

It's going to be great weather for the Kentucky Derby, by the way. Partly sunny skies, highs in the right around 60 degrees. So that'll be a nice race. Not like last year. It was really muddy. Yeah, very like I wonder where my derby is.

[Chick McGee]

I was at a derby on Kentucky Derby day.

[Christy Lee]

You have a derby hat.

[Chick McGee]

I have a derby day. I have a derby day hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to find it.

[Christy Lee]

I got to find my derby, warm it today.

[Chick McGee]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a derby?

[Kenny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it's a derby. It's a derby like the famous restaurant, the Brown Derby.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Only it's not brown brown. It's checkered flower.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this, this says, this says Josh if you'd like to fix your joke. Oh, this, this will help. This will help your joke.

[Chick McGee]

Jock, you're getting back seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. No, this is great because streaking peaked in 1973. There you go, the winner that year, Gordon Johncock. Now I, I happen to know someone that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you aware of made love to Gordon John.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Gordon Johncock is a legend.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In auto racing.

[Chick McGee]

Only because he was. Took so many chances.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Yeah, he was a little risky. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. And he's also apparently gifted in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

I have that. The authority of a woman who would know who.

[Chick McGee]

My mother.

[Tom Griswold]

So see if the. If your uncle is streaking, gets hit by Jordan Gordon John.

[Chick McGee]

Cock.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a certain irony because you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I'm not going to go with that sort of one dimensional punny angle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you're to go with Johnny Rutherford.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I, I'm trying to keep it cerebral.

[Tom Griswold]

You could go with Al Senior. He won in 71.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this turned into something just. He may have started it, but AJ

[Tom Griswold]

Floyd could have hit him in 77.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz, I assume he got hit by the lead car, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not necessarily. That's where I think it's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what kills the joke. If he gets, if he gets hit by one of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to think that the street. My uncle who was streaking sort of saw some cars fly by and looked the like he was trying to pick his moment. But of course. But it always happens in the infield. You're all ruiners.

[Tom Griswold]

Danny. On guy you said or my Anybody

[Bob Kevoian]

could Google old race car driver. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I know the my ball personally.

[Chick McGee]

The Flying Hawaiian.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I'm sorry, Christy. Were you going to do something? I've lost my place.

[Christy Lee]

Let's talk about something light hearted. How about Chonkers?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they?

[Christy Lee]

Chonkers is a huge sea lion who's been drawing crowds to San Francisco's Pier 39.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a sweet story.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a giant sea lion.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a picture of this thing, Jason?

[Christy Lee]

Visitors have been flocking to the pier to snap photos of the sea lion. He's of a breed known as the stellar sea lion.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope it gets propellered by a boat.

[Christy Lee]

He's surrounded by dozens of much smaller California sea lions that call the docks home. Laura Gill at the Marine Mammal center said Chonkers is estimated to weigh between 1500 and 2000 pounds.

[Announcer]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So the seals look like. Like Labrador retrievers. And then you've got this guy that looks like a hippopotamus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

He's gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Junkers. Who likely came from up north off the coast of Washington state or Oregon has been one of the few stellar sea lions to venture to the pier master.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a porker.

[Bob Kevoian]

All sea lions are. I love them. They're so funny.

[Pat Godwin]

They're cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah, I've seen them too up there. But I wanted to know what the distinction was so I took the time and trouble to look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Between what?

[Tom Griswold]

Little homework. The difference between a sea lion and a seal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sea lions have visible external ear flaps and they kind of walk on land using their rotatable hind flippers.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And seals keep things from opening when you buy your milk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was gonna be really.

[Tom Griswold]

You're giving me the uncle at the

[Pat Godwin]

Indy 500 material at this point.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Chalkers. This is San Francisco, by the way. By the way. Looks like he's trying joggers. It's in San Francisco. He looks like he's transitioning into a way kill.

[Chick McGee]

He's a

[Bob Kevoian]

boy. I guarantee he swam by a great white. The great white went up to his buddies and went. You're not going to believe what I just. We have to find that we have

[Tom Griswold]

got it all you can eat. We got an all you can eat seal.

[Chick McGee]

Seeing that thing, it's like, how. Why does he stop eating? I mean, when does he. Do you think there's a. A sensation of full?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly. Because the other sea lions aren't nearly his size.

[Tom Griswold]

They're seal.

[Christy Lee]

He's A different. Different kind of seals.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was one sea lion surrounded by seals.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Did you guys. Were you guys.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know types of sea lions.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a like, called a stellar. But I mean, it's so funny to see him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently there's some kind of reason that that harbor has a lot.

[Christy Lee]

It's a protected harbor. There's an abundance of fish there.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. His guys like him usually live a little farther north and he like, he discovered it. Little a.

[Christy Lee]

Like.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not leaving.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is food central. I'm here now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you guys like your soup in a bread bowl like they do in San Francisco?

[Pat Godwin]

I like it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I do, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know San Francisco was known for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, you can get it like, right, Like. Like New York hot dog carts. They have some things that sell.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bread bowl, soup.

[Christy Lee]

The only place here is like Panera, I think does that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan, man.

[Pat Godwin]

But your uncle, like, do you eat the.

[Christy Lee]

Not when he's drinking at the Indy 500. He gets soup.

[Chick McGee]

So that's why he got hit. He was carrying a cereal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right. He stopped to take a spoonful.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He actually stopped to crumble crackers.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you're getting a little. You're going to get hungry. SHRIEKING so if you have a soup

[Christy Lee]

bowl, you put crackers inside the soup bowl?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, do whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

You can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I always put crackers in my soup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even if it's in a bread bowl?

[Christy Lee]

Even if it's in a bread bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I want a bread Red Bull.

[Tom Griswold]

Soda crackers are the best.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the little oyster crackers.

[Tom Griswold]

They're several.

[Bob Kevoian]

Soda crackers, he called them.

[Christy Lee]

I like oyster crackers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. When you have your chocolate phosphate back

[Chick McGee]

in your 20s, I call them solar crackers. Because I gotta get back to the house for the Iceman now.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I'll talk to you, Ms. Hooker. The benefits.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she wants to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

The benefits of a classical education. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Some of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of us went to an elite school.

[Jess Hooker]

I had no idea they were ever called soda crackers.

[Christy Lee]

Oyster crackers.

[Jess Hooker]

I know what an oyster cracker is.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, soda crackers can be just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Regular saltine and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it can be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, they're the best. My dad always did it, so. But there's. There are certain things that you. When you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've crumble them up into the iron.

[Tom Griswold]

L. That's making fun of the disabled. That's hilarious. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ever put like. Like, for example, petroleum jelly on his little window?

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I eat water chestnuts, I go, why don't I have these every day? They're wonderful. They're the best.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have any taste.

[Kenny]

I hate.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love them, too.

[Christy Lee]

They're not.

[Jess Hooker]

It's about the crunch, for the texture. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, have a crunchy candy bar. A nezo. Oh, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Candy bars. Have more. I could get fatter if I eat more candy bars. I wouldn't want to eat something healthy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, if you have soup and a bread bowl, do you crumble candy bars up into it?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that. What was your uncle's name again?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Did I name him?

[Jess Hooker]

You did.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I did not name him.

[Christy Lee]

You did not name him because Anderson,

[Tom Griswold]

he had a Clark bar up his ass in honor of Jimmy Clark when

[Bob Kevoian]

he ran and got hit by the

[Pat Godwin]

car he hasn't memorized.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, he googled the list.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way he remembered Jim Clark.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought he was. He wasn't there that year. Dirty L. No, he died many years before.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to work on this bit.

[Tom Griswold]

He was deceased.

[Pat Godwin]

Open with Uncle.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. No one like, likes getting more than me.

[Chick McGee]

Who got. Which comedian was it said that my uncle would like a nice beef sandwich? Was that Jimmy Pardo would take Todd Glass into a restaurant. They'd be like, uncle and nephew.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Christy, never mind. Are you going to be driving to the Indy 500 this year?

[Christy Lee]

I am in my Tucson Hybrid, thanks to the Hyundai people. I am blessed to have one of America's best warranties on my car. Car. It's a beautiful vehicle. I love it. It gets wonderful gas mileage. It has all the bells and whistles. You'll love it, too. But if you want to go more off roading and you need something a little bit bigger, you might want to check out the Santa Fe hybrid. It's got a lot of power and it'll navigate whatever you throw at it. Hybrids from Hyundai. They're the best of both worlds. You can find out more@hyundai USA.com or visit your local Hyundai dealer. They're very nice people. Or call 562-314-4603 to find out more. That's Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Christy. Oh, I just got this done. The last 15 minutes of this show are going to be preserved for educational purposes to show every young broadcaster what not to do while broadcasting. I think that's kind of an honor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it is an honor.

[Tom Griswold]

It's our second trip to the hall of fame.

[Chick McGee]

Why limit us to just the last?

[Tom Griswold]

Because that was. That was a special kind of awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you enjoyed my streaker joke, please email us. Anything coming yet?

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just got quite a confession out of Tom.

[Kenny]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not normally Frank.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker's here. Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Some abusive chat while I was wrestling with the coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. You tell us.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, do you guys want to hear about the cold brown sandwich?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's a hot brown and now a cold.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, So I made hot brown sliders, and the hot brown is turkey bacon, tomato mornay sauce, open face, broiled and gets good and gooey.

[Tom Griswold]

A Kentucky tradition.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. But apparently there is a cold brown sandwich. Also, Tyler writes. He's from Louisville and said it's rye bread with turkey or chicken lettuce, hard boiled egg, and Thousand island dressing.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't sound anything like a hot brown. That's a whole different sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Although I like that. I like the sound of that sandwich.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if that, too, was served at the Brown Hotel.

[Jess Hooker]

It must have been, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe. Yeah. Cold brown. Hot brown.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, you ever take a woman to the Brown Hotel?

[Chick McGee]

You ever check in the back at the Brown Hotel?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the hot is huge. Yeah. The hot brown slider.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Move that baby up. All right, let's just do a generic day in history, shall we?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it won't be today? No, no. Why? You just start doing it and we'll guess what day it is. How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Well, this is interesting. In 18. I did not know this. In 1840, the world's first stamp with glue on it.

[Christy Lee]

What they did before use Scotch tape.

[Tom Griswold]

It was issued in Great Britain. It was called the Penny Black.

[Chick McGee]

You had to get your. Your glue applicator with the rubber nose on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Traditionally, they would sew. They would sew the stamp on.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Jess Hooker]

I remember my dad having a sponge. Yeah, that's how he wouldn't lick him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My mom had a sponge.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you only had five siblings.

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't seem to compute, does it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was a Catholic sponge. That's where you just leave it on the nightstand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Black Penny Black Penny sent a letter then. Then went better. Okay, sorry. Let's see. Oh, this is interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever accidentally licked a self adhesive stamp?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have once.

[Chick McGee]

Can you find stamps that you have to lick anymore? I bet you can.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, old ones. I mean you can buy them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but I mean they don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I bet they must be out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Anybody know this one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The planet Pluto was named by an 11 year old year old. Yes, in 1930. I had heard that her name was Venetia. Bernie.

[Jess Hooker]

So was Pluto the dog around then?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, wait a minute. 30. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Pluto the dog came later the same year. I think the Disney. I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Pluto was a hat that you'll. You'll see

[Christy Lee]

on streakers.

[Pat Godwin]

Your uncle has that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

My uncle did own a Pluto.

[Chick McGee]

I mean a Pluto with a wide.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand the story. Why did this 11 year old girl.

[Christy Lee]

I guess that was a naming contest. It was a contest in schools, but

[Tom Griswold]

it's really not all that interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Daniel Boone, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

One would wonder why he was even read.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Pluto just another Roman God?

[Chick McGee]

If you listen, I'll tell you. Daniel Boone had a radio show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but how so many things in astrology are named after and astronomy are named after.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I know a 12 year old boy named Uranus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, you're going 12 year old boy with that joke.

[Pat Godwin]

What are we at Neverland?

[Christy Lee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all working in some odd way.

[Bob Kevoian]

A stack of emails have just been brought in.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, what are they concerning?

[Bob Kevoian]

Loved the streaker joke. Want to hear it again? That streaker joke was the pits. Is that a compliment?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's a pit joke.

[Tom Griswold]

If we could get back to today in history. Oh, now this is a. I'll do this one chick, you'll know this. In 1939, Batman first appeared in what?

[Chick McGee]

Detective comics.

[Tom Griswold]

Detective Comics. Number 27.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't know the number, but yeah, he was a detective.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever wonder. Wonder why? Would you ever wonder why Batman had to have the bat case?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

It made perfect sense.

[Christy Lee]

That's where bats lived.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean think about the plumbing and the electrical. Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

He was a millionaire.

[Jess Hooker]

He was really wealthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you'd have to have a bunch of guys. They're all gonna know about it. Hey, what'd you do today? I'm putting hot hot water shower in this guy's cave.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't mean he was a Batman. He could have just had a cool cave. It's a man cave.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't mean to. I love that conceit. Family Guy actually did a joke about how the guys working in the Batcave,

[Chick McGee]

they kept going, what the hell is going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Nobody knows that I'm Batman. Some guys just installed a lazy Susan for your car. That tends to get out

[Tom Griswold]

on this date. In 1941. Oh, the great movie Citizen Kane premiered in New York City.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think someone really. I bet they. Someone's got to have. Or many people have a lazy Susan for their car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean, it is kind of a popular thing.

[Christy Lee]

You go to a car show, they have them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a driveway, you can just pull in. But then you have your lazy Susan. Turn it around so it's pointed out. You'll see it in the Valley. Yeah, I'm sorry, not the Valley. The hills of la. The Valley.

[Chick McGee]

If you're in the Valley, you're lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Citizen Kane. Considered by film buffs to be one of the great movies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Often could be, they say, could be improved, proved. If it had maybe that Marvel spin of superheroes come in.

[Chick McGee]

You and superhero movies don't like them.

[Tom Griswold]

1963, James Whitaker became the first American to do what?

[Christy Lee]

James Whitaker, in 1963. Mount Everest.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Very good. Christy Lee. How about this one? In 1989, Disney opened Watch in Orlando.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? 1989, I'm gonna say MGM Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now known as Disney.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hollywood time, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood studios.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Another Hollywood time, it was always Hollywood.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Calamity Jane.

[Christy Lee]

That was a real person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Calamity Jane was a famous. She was in a shooting shows.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, She's a gunfighter. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Calamity Jane and Annie, they both real people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Her sister, less famous. Chlia Jane.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in the show.

[Christy Lee]

She was known far and wide, though.

[Chick McGee]

Typhoid Mary.

[Bob Kevoian]

She got her.

[Christy Lee]

She got around.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see her in Deadwood? Because that's where she was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a. She's a harsh woman, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Fairly accurate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of cursing. Did you see the episode where she made the mixed ring drinks?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I don't. I. I saw them all.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you watch? It was Clamato Jean. Very good. It was. It was a heavy in the alcohol. Let's see now. This is for you, miss. Ms. Hooker, do you know who Jack Parr was? Born in 1918.

[Jess Hooker]

Feel like he was a talk show host.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Yeah, he was the.

[Christy Lee]

Before Johnny Carson.

[Tom Griswold]

Before Johnny.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was the second host of the Tonight Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Was he good? Did you guys like him?

[Bob Kevoian]

People loved Jack.

[Chick McGee]

And when they hired Johnny Carson, people were like, well, outraged. They're never going to find anyone as good as Jack.

[Christy Lee]

What happened to Jack Par.

[Chick McGee]

He was.

[Bob Kevoian]

He just retired.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He lived a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Jack Parr's biggest enemy was Jack Par.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he was a jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he. His. This is. His wife wrote a book and. And she talked about his terrible jokes about they'd been having sex and he'd say, you're under Par. Yeah, nice. But he wouldn't work with Bogey.

[Bob Kevoian]

With Bogey. Bogey and Par never worked together.

[Tom Griswold]

He refused.

[Jess Hooker]

There's too many bad jokes.

[Chick McGee]

There's so many.

[Jess Hooker]

Too many.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a theme.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing good is going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Ray Parker Jr. Famous.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Ghostbusters.

[Chick McGee]

I still don't hear the similarities between I want a new drug and it's the same.

[Christy Lee]

I don't hear. I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

The story on that, if you read the background on that is prepare to be bored. When they were. I would think a C file such as yourself would know this story.

[Chick McGee]

When they.

[Tom Griswold]

When. When they're making films, often they will put music on them just to. Before they're. They bought the rights.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had put a bun. They'd put I want to do drug on. On that. And they showed it Huey Lewis and he said he didn't want it in there. So they showed it to Ray Parker Jr. And then he wrote the Ghostbusters theme and they settled out of court. Who you gonna call? My lawyer.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't hear it either.

[Christy Lee]

No, neither.

[Chick McGee]

I want a new drug.

[Christy Lee]

Ghostbusters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

They both kind of start with

[Jess Hooker]

a lot of songs. Started like that back then, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's time to move on. Christy Lee, you're at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we're done with the history.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get the dead lady on here?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this story.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

A man in China had his late wife cryogenically preserved in the hope of curing her lung cancer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.

[Christy Lee]

Has since move on and started a new relationship. Mr. Gui Newman made international headlines in 2017 after spending a significant amount of money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Newman.

[Christy Lee]

It's really J U M M I n. Okay. Wouldn't it be woman?

[Pat Godwin]

No, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it really might be. It might be. Might be gooey. Oh, Gui. That's that's gooey.

[Christy Lee]

A significant amount of money to have his wife's body frozen shortly after her death. The idea behind the procedure is that, of course, future medical advances could one day allow doctors to revive the patient and then cure her. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

At the time, he described the decision as an act of love, a way to give his wife a second chance at life if science ever catches up. However, reports now indicate that he's been living with his new girlfriend since 2020.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what's he supposed to do in the meantime?

[Chick McGee]

About.

[Tom Griswold]

He told his girlfriend that his wife is frigid. Not the first time. Some guys use that.

[Christy Lee]

And, of course, cryonics remain highly controversial with no proven cases of success, successful revival. I would. Do you think he'll stop paying the money?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the.

[Pat Godwin]

She's gonna make him stop paying, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They repo the body. What do they do?

[Christy Lee]

I think they just thaw you out and bury you. Right. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you date someone who said, hey, by the way, my widow is in the freezer?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, I mean, are we talking cryogenically frozen or in the deep freezer garage?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Like. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you see her head, you're not gonna be one of those types that gets upset about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And if. And if we thaw her and she's cured, I'm going back to her.

[Chick McGee]

That's odd.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Jess Hooker]

That is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm dating someone who's room temperature now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. You know, the great baseball player Ted Williams was. Yeah. His head was. It's a long, complicated story.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I know. I think I know because of the Simpsons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, there was a joke, but

[Tom Griswold]

it's based on a true story.

[Jess Hooker]

But did anybody ever see it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, his son did it, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he had it done. And then. Then. And then they. He barely started to thaw, so they

[Christy Lee]

kept his head and got rid of the rest of his body.

[Chick McGee]

And, well, his head. Honestly, his head got mushy first. Yeah, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was there any truth to Walt Disney having that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

The total rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But so this guy. Well, this is like the thing where you see the. You go to the gravestone, and they've got the question mark. No, they've got the. They've got the dead guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With, you know, born 19. 19. Died 19. And then they've got the wife. Just the birth date and the dash.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready for. Ready for. And then she gets remarried. That's awkward.

[Pat Godwin]

That's happened to my mother. Right now she's on a gravestone of her second husband.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what her plans are?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Better find out. Out.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you do? Let's say it's up to you, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

That's up to them. He, her and her current husband. I know what to do.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a situation in our family where the husband is dead, the first wife is dead, and the second wife, who is still alive, will be buried on the other side.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've heard of that.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like a corpse three way.

[Jess Hooker]

Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He's right in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Awkward.

[Chick McGee]

A corpse 3.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also the least searched term on porn.

[Tom Griswold]

And you thought these were bad?

[Pat Godwin]

My uncle the stre was buried in.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he wore a derby. Hey, John Q. Public is not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem with the crowd, they've never been able to bring anybody back.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope they don't.

[Christy Lee]

Have they ever tried?

[Tom Griswold]

I think they. They did it with like a mouse, but I don't think he was frozen.

[Chick McGee]

No, but can't they do it with a fly? Fly? Don't you put a fly into the freezer and then you. Super glue.

[Pat Godwin]

I think frogs thread to their wings.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, A bee. Right. They come back too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but then you get your point, though, earlier. Who's paying for this?

[Christy Lee]

I know that's a lot of money. That's what I said, because you can imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I hope they've got one of those Generac generators.

[Christy Lee]

You won't buy me a new dress, but you'll pay for your dead wife's. Yeah, can you imagine that argument?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Think of the nice, nice set of earrings we could get instead of. You're paying 300 bucks a month to keep Ms. Defrost 1946 frozen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sorry, what year was she? Ms. Defrost 46. 46, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got the banner, the whole thing. Speaking of earrings. See what I did there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Amphitheat.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A week from Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get on this right now. Let's do this. Today, Stephen is also featuring right now the new gold dipped rose. This is a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. It's called the Sunrise. Exclusively available at Steven Singer Jewelers. This rose will last forever. It comes in a beautiful gift box. And once again, someone hit Stephen Singer in the head. He's still doing free shipping. I can't believe it. He has the best jewelry guarantee in the business business and millions of happy customers. You could be one of them. Go to ihatestevensinger.com Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. The sunrise, by the way, has kind of a combination of a blue and pink and purple and a golden yellow to look like a sunrise because think about all those moms who get up early helping out their kids, helping out you perhaps. So take care of your mom with a beautiful gold dipped rose or perhaps a nice set of earrings. Maybe that at last bracelet. That's my personal favorite favorite. You'll find it at I hate stevensinger.com. he's a great guy. He's a dog guy. He's got that rescue dog named Buddy and he can help you out. I'd get on that today. He'll get it to you in time for Mother's Day. And you will be a rock star in the eyes of your mom. Now coming up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk with a fascinating story about a fake bail. Oh, did I give you that story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

This is great. This is a true idiot in the news. When we. If you think we're morons, we can look down on the guy. Coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Now, as I understand it, there's a friend of mine had an uncle streaking at a major sporting event.

[Tom Griswold]

He did them all.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kenny]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the World Series.

[Chick McGee]

Y Y Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Then he decided he was going to do one of the most famous automobile races in the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Running of the bulls. He did.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He did the running of the bulls naked. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He broke his leg doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Uncle Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he sure was.

[Pat Godwin]

What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I forget his name. There's Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Go. I didn't forget.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Chick.

[Kenny]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chetty Chetty Bang Bang, we called him.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, ou Chetty Chetty Bang Bang we love. I'm Chick. Hello to Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now we have Christy Lee over there at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a quick fun story that you may not have seen. Foo Fighters performed a surprise secret concert at New York City's Irving Plaza last night. Tickets for the show, 30 bucks. Limited to just two per purchaser. Available only on first come first serve basis. And they went on sale at 10am on Thursday. They played for over two and a half hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

And ripped out some old and new stuff. So. Yeah, that was really cool. Dave Gross and the and the guys. What's not cool is the South Carolina man who was accused of trying to post bail with counterfeit money.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets worse.

[Christy Lee]

The 33 year old had been arrested and was brought before Judge John Davis, who set bail at $250 on a misdemeanor charge. The police report states that when the man went to pay his bail, he took out a wad of cash, handed the judge three one hundred dollar bill bills and advised Judge Davis to keep the change.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Judge noticed the cash's color did not look right and when he flipped the bills over, he saw Chinese writing on the back. That 33 year old was subsequently charged with forgery and contempt of court. And the bond was increased to $6,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he's gonna have to get some Kohl's cash. Throw that in there. I. What an idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What if he winked at the judge when he did it?

[Chick McGee]

Or at least a finger gun. I'd like to think just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking for it. You don't. You don't give him a tip?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Posting your bail.

[Christy Lee]

New research out there suggests coffee may do more than boost your energy. It could help to protect your body from aging. Scientists say compounds in coffee appear to activate a receptor known as r r n r 4 a 1, which is a protein linked to aging, stress response and disease. In lab studies, those compounds were also shown to reduce cellular damage and slow the growth of cancer cells.

[Tom Griswold]

So the coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Coffee is good for you. I heard two cups a day. Is that what you heard?

[Tom Griswold]

Black though?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's how I have mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Black don't crack.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even Ace is looking at you like. Like he can't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a famous truism.

[Bob Kevoian]

True.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, I love you, but you're out

[Tom Griswold]

on your own oh, everybody calm down now. Pat, you, you're a coffee drinker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you like it black. No. How do you like.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I like it with chobani actually. You asked me for a joke answer or. Yeah, I like it with the chobani that has the real cane sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you liked. You liked your women. You like your women like. You like your coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a song of mine. Yeah, I don't know if we have time to. Oh, Irish coffee. I see what you're going for.

[Chick McGee]

Chobani. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

That is a good creamer.

[Tom Griswold]

So the fountain of youth is at Starbucks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not the way you drink it. Sorry. On.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

A flat white doesn't fall in this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I've 18 packs of sugar in it.

[Chick McGee]

I said it, I said I if there when Starbucks started, we were sitting right in a room like this and I, if they, I would have picked somebody who had never gotten gone to Starbucks and never give it a second thought. I, I was s. Sure it was you and by God, you, you're there every day, five or six.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got a lot. I like to go to lots of different coffee places.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you do.

[Christy Lee]

How much coffee do you drink a day?

[Tom Griswold]

Depends.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't keep you up at night?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Is all caffeine caffeinated?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

You wake up at 2:30.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, got to get in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever sit in the coffee place and Occasionally. Yeah, yeah, I, I, there is, I do like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple, there's a couple that have a nice atmosphere.

[Chick McGee]

Just see what happens. Start a conversation with a total stranger, just hey, how are you doing? What's up today?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe a jugsy woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Rubens esque, you know, do these, do these jeans make my bulge look threatening?

[Chick McGee]

You know, some woman with a wide bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to ease up on the cream there.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly having a cake pop. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something for dat ass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I usually don't bring up conversations.

[Chick McGee]

No, you just sit at the table by yourself. It's.

[Christy Lee]

You're on your phone.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he listens to other people's conversations.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love it when you've got especially there's one place where apparently a lot of people do a. They'll do a Internet date there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, you get to hear that conversation. People trying to sell themselves. God, it's awful. So sad trying to turn to work, cool things into their conversation, you know? Yeah. Well, there we were, you know, it was the hunger program. We just gotten off the plane after feeding 4,000 Somalis, right?

[Chick McGee]

And next thing I know, I'm in the Hindu Kush and my Patek Philippe

[Tom Griswold]

watch fell on the floor.

[Pat Godwin]

17 surgeries last week. That was a rough week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that on your first date.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The cleft pellet cannot go unnoticed.

[Chick McGee]

I operated remotely on a gentleman.

[Tom Griswold]

Stockton got some interesting stuff posted. They've done a great job with the Bob and Tom website. I highly recommend it. A bunch of links to some serious stuff, some great stuff and some fun stuff stuff. And they've also, we've also got our app is up and running and far superior to what it was before. And also we've got our VIP service out there. So if you're a fan, by all means take advantage of all of those things by visiting bobandtom.com we'd love to hear from you, especially if you have a ick moment that we talked about earlier where you're on some kind of a date and something is said that you go, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

17 surgeries. I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Love to hear about that. We are in in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Bob Kevoian]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987, Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them?

[Chick McGee]

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Dude, I was born in 1987.

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Oh, I can't believe he's doing this.

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