The BOB & TOM Show May 12, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: May 12, 2026 — Comedy, Hot Dogs, Lawn Care, Sports, and Strange News

Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into The BOB & TOM Show’s signature blend of irreverent comedy, lively group discussions, news, and sports—from the absurdity of "hot dog water" to candid talk about lawn mowing, unforgettable sports moments, toilet paper traditions across the globe, and even bamboo-based plastics. It’s an episode packed with jokes, personal stories, listener letters, and a visit from comedian Derek Stroop, all delivered with the crew’s trademark banter and sharp wit.

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Key Segments & Highlights (with Timestamps)

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1. Opening Sketch: Hot Dog Water Satire

[00:23 – 03:05]

• Tom Griswold presents a spoof “ad” for “Imported Hot Dog Water”—mocking the craze for fancy bottled water:
  • “Princess Diana drinks it and it’s very expensive.” — Tom ([01:26])
  • Crew cracks up over “hot dog water” served with mustard or ketchup instead of lemon or lime.
  • Running punchline: “It takes a lot of guts to make this stuff. Not to mention hooves, tongues and snouts.” — Tom ([02:20])

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2. News, Sports & Listener Letters: The Great Hot Dog Debate

[03:05 – 17:49]

• The team debates why hot dogs aren’t offered at major fast food chains like McDonald’s or Burger King, despite their popularity at stadiums.

  • “Why are there no hot dogs at, say, Burger King or McDonald’s?” — Bob ([05:38])
  • Listener feedback mentions Sonic and Wiener Schnitzel as exceptions; Dairy Queen is also brought up.

• Letter highlight: “Could you imagine pulling up to McDonald’s and ordering a McQueen?” — Listener email ([15:50])

• McDonald's bratwurst experiment:

  • “It was a massive success in St. Louis!” — Jeff Oskay ([17:06])

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3. Humor in the Everyday: Bananas, Geese, and Strip Clubs

[07:43 – 41:00]

• Banana Mishaps:

  • Bob discusses his hatred of rotting banana smell and accidentally flings rotten bananas onto the studio’s handicap ramp ([07:43])
  • “What are the odds I hit the railing?” — Bob ([09:07])

• Geese Troubles:

  • Extended riff about Canada geese, their droppings, and what makes them “Canada geese” instead of “Canadian geese”.
  • “This isn’t goose world, okay? We gotta build people world.” — Chick ([09:47])

• Naming Kids:

  • Light-hearted debate on whether you can name your kid “Bear” ([10:42])
  • Jeff Oskay: “Name a kid Poop if you want.” ([10:54])

• Strip Club Tangents:

  • Crew reminisces about famous “booby-shaped” clubs in Orlando: “The building is in the shape of two big old boobies and it’s like the Wizard of Oz for grown men.” — Rodney Carrington ([38:41])

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4. Comedy Guests: Derek Stroop Interview

[98:46 – 111:11]

• Derek Stroop joins to promote his Netflix special Nostalgic.
  • Talks about his love of fishing, recent fatherhood, moving to Nashville, and life without a driver’s license due to old DUIs.
  • On Uber rides: “As soon as the Uber driver hears my voice, he puts on a Blake Shelton song as quick as he can.” — Derek ([104:28])
  • Discussion of what music “matches” your apparent personality.
  • Derek is committed to edibles at night: “I don’t try to fall asleep, I try to really exit the chat.” ([107:33])

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5. Sports Round-Up & Wacky World Records

[27:51 – 48:56, 55:43 – 56:46]

• Sports Recap:

  • NBA and NHL updates: Lakers get swept; LeBron’s future; NBA playoff highlights ([11:38], [46:22])
  • “Donovan Mitchell had a rough first half, then put together one of the best second halfs in NBA history.” — Chick ([47:18])

• World Record:

  • Chewy sets Guinness record for largest pool party for dogs: 277 dogs sharing kiddie pools ([55:43])
  • Discussion: Do dogs pee in the pool? Comedic debate ensues.

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6. Strange & Funny News: The Toilet Paper Deep Dive

[89:50 – 97:01, 123:37 – 128:16]

• Bamboo Toilet Paper’s Environmental Impact:

  • Turns out, due to coal-powered factories in China, it’s sometimes less eco-friendly than you think.
  • "Bamboo is often billed as a more sustainable resource...but pollution from the manufacturing process reduces its benefits." — Christy ([90:04])

• Toilet Paper Trivia:

  • 75% of the world’s population does not use toilet paper ([92:22])
  • French royalty reportedly used lace, Romans used wool soaked in rose water ([93:16])
  • Crew shares their own “emergency alternatives” — coffee filters, rags, even corn cobs ([126:02])

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7. Lawn Care Comedy

[73:06 – 79:22]

• Panel discusses their quirky approaches to mowing the lawn:
  • “Normally when I mow my lawn, I mow it like I’m trying to win an award.” — Ace Cosby ([73:47])
  • Running jokes about the “silent” electric mowers, the curse of noisy leaf blowers, and the dream of “poop free dogs” ([78:17])

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8. Pop Culture, Names & Slang

[135:01 – 147:46]

• Living with Parents:

  • “1 in 3 young adults aged 18 to 34 still live with their parents.” — Christy ([135:01])
  • Christy and Chick recall their own early departures from the family home.

• New Words:

  • Cambridge Dictionary additions: “full nester,” “grad annex,” “trad” ([138:04])
  • “Trad” is short for “traditional,” as in “trad wife.”

• Australian Slang:

  • “Chucking a sickie” = taking a sick day, “having a yarn,” “crikey” ([140:56])

• Most Popular Names:

  • Over all generations, Michael, John, James, David, and Robert lead ([143:45])

• Cursive Writing Comeback:

  • Some states are reintroducing it; the team riffs on their own writing styles and forgeries ([145:13])

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9. Rapid-Fire Comedy & Notable Moments

• Faux Commercials & Musical Bits:

  • Hot dog water commercial: “It’s called hot dog water!” ([01:32])
  • “Ball Maxing” riff: Crew jokes about the odd new trend in body augmentation ([23:19])

• Classic Quotes & Running Gags:

  • “It’s not over until it’s over.” — Quoting Yogi Berra ([115:54])
  • “Remember our motto, it takes a lot of guts to make this stuff.” ([02:20])
  • “I've never equated it with, oh, it's like going to a restaurant and not being able to eat the food. It's more like watching a cooking show.” — Jeff Oskay, on strip clubs ([37:08])

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10. Closing Bits: Listener Letters, Summer Songs, More Toilet Humor

[121:44 – End]

• Pat Godwin performs a “Summer Song” about apartment living ([123:37–125:22])
• More listener stories about using various unlikely objects for toilet paper in emergencies ([126:03])
• Ice cream mascot “Swirly” stolen from a Boston bakery; suspects spotted in a college dorm window ([154:28])
• Research on Chinese exercise routines for lowering blood pressure, new hemp-based plastics, and animal encounters.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Hot Dog Water:
  • “Should I add lemon or lime when I serve hot dog water to my guests?”
    “No, you should add mustard or ketchup!” — Christy & Tom ([02:08])
• On Lawn Care:
  • “Have you ever seen his lawn? My husband mows the lawn. Does that count? I watch him.” — Christy ([73:44])
• On Bamboo Toilet Paper:
  • “Have you tried this bamboo toilet paper?”
    “No, I’m a corn cob guy.” — Bob ([91:02])
• On Strip Clubs as Restaurants:
  • “Going to a restaurant where you get to look at the food but don’t get to eat it.” — Chick ([36:44])
• On Cursive’s Value:
  • “It’s a form of illiteracy — they have no idea how to read cursive.” — Christy ([146:44])

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• Hot Dog Water ad spoof: [00:23–03:05]
• Major Fast Food Hot Dog Debate: [05:38–17:49]
• Banana Mishap & Geese Problems: [07:43–09:47]
• Strip Clubs & The Booby Trap: [38:41–41:00]
• Chewy’s World Record Dog Pool Party: [55:43–56:46]
• Derek Stroop interview: [98:46–111:11]
• Toilet Paper Trivia & Bamboo TP: [89:50–128:16]
• Australian Slang 101: [140:56–142:44]
• Pat Godwin “Summer Song”: [123:37–125:22]

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Summary Tone

The tone is witty, fast-paced, and frequently veers into absurdity—classic BOB & TOM. The crew’s comedic chemistry shines as they riff on listener emails, pop culture, offbeat news, and each other’s quirks. Segments often spiral into tangents peppered with callbacks and inside jokes, all delivered with a unique blend of sarcasm, wordplay, and genuine camaraderie.

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In a Nutshell:
This BOB & TOM episode is a comedic ride through the mundane and the bizarre—from bad banana tosses to “imported hot dog water,” sports news, edible-laced lawn mowing, and what to do when you run out of toilet paper. The guest spot with Derek Stroop is warm and hilarious, and throughout, the cast keeps the laughs coming with their fast, off-the-cuff banter.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

For years, we Europeans have had a special taste for bottled waters. The benefits of drinking bottled waters have not been. You intelligent Americans. More and more of you are drinking exotic, healthy and expensive imported bottled water. First it was Perrier, the sparkling, crystal clear water from France. Then came Evian. Crisp, refreshing, pure spring water from the Alps. And now, the latest bottle water to cross the ocean. Imported exclusively by gullible Yank imports. It's hot dog water. Listen to what your fello Americans said about imported hot dog water when we secretly served it to them in a very chic New York City bistro.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's kind of cloudy, hanging, and it sort of has an aftertaste.

[Tom Griswold]

It's important, it's chic and very exclusive.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me be frank. Princess Diana drinks it and it's very expensive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

It's called hot dog water.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot dog water. Hot dog water.

[Tom Griswold]

And what do you think, sir?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's imported.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of cloudy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very nutritious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sort of.

[Rodney Carrington]

Sort of tastes like hot dog water.

[Tom Griswold]

It is hot dog water. Ah, yes, the unmistakable taste of hot dog water. Bottled in Wienerwasser, Austria. You'll find a bottling plant just a yodel away from the Wienerwasser sausage factory south of the Danube river sewage treatment facility.

[Christy Lee]

This is delightful. Should I add a lemon or a lime slice when I serve hot dog water to my guests?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. You should add mustard or ketchup.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course. Hot dog water.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember our motto, it takes a lot of guts to make this stuff. Not to mention hooves, tongues and snouts.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this is tasty.

[Jeff Oskay]

How much is a bottle of hot dog water?

[Tom Griswold]

About 30 francs. Or in America, 10 dol.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a bargain.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming soon from the hot dog water people, the first drinking water that is also a cologne. New hd Eau de toilette.

[Christy Lee]

Is that toilet water?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Imported toilet water.

[Christy Lee]

You mean that from a real French toilet?

[Chick McGee]

Oui, oui.

[Tom Griswold]

10,000 French poodles can't be wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dog water. Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

There you are. Say hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Testing. Check.

[Chick McGee]

There you are. There you are. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Something in my eye.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, your ball eyeball.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me one of those days.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, I got a feeling. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick with something in my left eye. And here's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got some juice over here for that.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have eye juice?

[Chick McGee]

I've got eye juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you got some. You get your murine.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can also tears hold your eyelashes down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And kind of pull them down towards your chin.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

And then roll your eye up, and that can help.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you have to be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, it's worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to be standing on one leg.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's worse.

[Chick McGee]

You got to go to a cemetery and kill a cat.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the thing where you stand on one leg and you cross your eyes? What is that for?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it could be. You got a clock like a chicken?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, something like that. It's very effective. It's Chinese medicine. Yeah, we have Chinese medicine in the news today. Funny enough, we have an interesting thing in Chinese medicine. We have Australian slang in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

I know root. Australian slang. Root is having sex. I got a good rooting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Maybe I'll get rooted tonight. Stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that from Rut?

[Chick McGee]

So did you, Rooter? I don't know. And you know Australians. It was a penal colony, Tom. You know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, we have that coming up. Also Sporting News. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have something you'll appreciate from England.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you love the Brits. And something you won't appreciate from England.

[Chick McGee]

He's my king.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it involves the Beatles.

[Chick McGee]

We have no, you see, you guys misunderstand me on this Beatles thing. I like to be. I think the Beatles music is wonderful. It's unapproachable. It's amazing. Hearing about them constantly is a little irritating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Beatles. The Allman Brothers, back and forth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I won't mention the only.

[Chick McGee]

And then Pat. Oh, my God. Why haven't you talked about the Beatles yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a world record involving dogs. I think you'll like that.

[Chick McGee]

I did see that. I can't wait to see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we started off with Hot Dog Water Classic from the Bob and Tom archives. And yesterday we got talking about hot dogs because I had a great hot dog at a stadium, and I think there's something about them when they're wrapped in foil. But I asked the question, why are there no hot dogs at, say, burger King or McDonald's or.

[Chick McGee]

It seems like it would be. It seems like it would be a natural. I don't know why the hamburgers have taken off like. They have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I mean, as much as I love all their food at those places, I just think that there's something about those. Those dogs wrapped in foil that is great. They kind of steam themselves and they're. It'd be really easy to have them on hand at a fast food place. But I don't have an explanation. Although I do have several letters about places that do have hot dogs. Sonic and then Wiener schnitzel.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's even in the name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Is that wiener? Is that regional?

[Jeff Oskay]

I used to see them in malls.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think I saw one. Bumped into one in Wisconsin. Like they have Wienerschnitzels and Taco John's. I think something in Wisconsin that's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to Michael from Fountain, Colorado. Oh, they are excellent hot dogs. So thank you very much. We appreciate your. Your input. And I still want to know why the major fast food places don't have them.

[Christy Lee]

Dairy Queen does. That's fast food.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of get a hot dog in a cone.

[Chick McGee]

It's good food. Fast.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I probably. Of all the fast food places I go to Dairy Queen the most.

[Chick McGee]

Well, just for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I go ice cream cone to the drive through.

[Chick McGee]

Weirdo.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one I go to. Very friendly folks. Run.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know that one. They're very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they. They always do the thing where they turn it upside down.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you secretly hope they drop it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always wanted you ever. Every once in a while one of

[Christy Lee]

them has to fall out and then they get a note.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I guess the lesson is don't do it over at the cash register.

[Chick McGee]

That's why they do it out the window, I think. Don't they? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, I got to. I got to confess to something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, what have you done now?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate the smell of rotting bananas.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know they had a specific smell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they. Whatever it is, it really bugs me.

[Christy Lee]

Make great banana bread.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. I. Believe me, I know. And there are. There were three brown rotting bananas in the green room this morning.

[Chick McGee]

I never heard such a black.

[Bob Kevoian]

Negative. They were awful.

[Chick McGee]

Negative. Negative reaction to banana bread.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like banana bread?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I hate the smell of rotting banana. Bananas. Just.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so you threw them away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I didn't want to throw them in the garbage can in the green room because obviously.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one who. I don't think they have a specific smell. I've never. Hey, those are rotting bananas.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can smell them.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I didn't want to put in the garbage. So I did. I opened the door here and I heaved them with my left hand off to the woods there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what'd you hit?

[Bob Kevoian]

The railing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so now there's dead banana all over our. Our railing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I took the shovel that was on the porch.

[Chick McGee]

On the handicapped ramp, by the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's the hilarious to have a banana peel on.

[Chick McGee]

I got somebody come up that ramp. They're going. They're trying to send us a message.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So? And it's really disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, it's still dark out there. Did you go out and clean it up?

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried to.

[Chick McGee]

I. No, you didn't. You go, oh, that's a shame. You walk back in here and act like it didn't happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are the odds I hit the. I'd hit the railing. There's banana peels.

[Chick McGee]

100% because you did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The handicap ramp.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should use my better arm.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't worry. The geese will get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope. Yeah, then they'll poop all over the things. I don't know how that happened. Now.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't we do something about the geese?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm fully in favor of slaughtering them. Why not turn them into so Soylent geese?

[Chick McGee]

But really, not that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not that big of a deal.

[Chick McGee]

Go back into the ecosystem.

[Christy Lee]

Big of a deal. They bother you at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

They produce.

[Chick McGee]

They don't bother me at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

They buy them a home. Inordinate amount of fecal material.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it's ordinant to them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, not their Canada. They're Canada geese, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I say this isn't goose world, okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

We gotta build people world. We gotta build a wall. And I don't know why. They're Canada geese, not Canadian geese. That's another thing that's bugging.

[Christy Lee]

When did that change?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I think when they stopped calling Pluto a planet and got rid of the brontosaurus. I won't stand for it. Got a nice letter from San Luis Obispo, California.

[Christy Lee]

I love it there.

[Bob Kevoian]

From Ryan. He saw the Sphere wizard of Oz at the Sphere. Christie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

Good choice.

[Bob Kevoian]

He said it was amazing. He also took his son to see a Morgan Wallen concert, which he enjoyed very much, and he goes, I'm not going to be able to eat for a few months. I'm out of money.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the Sphere thing. Really expensive for the wizard of Oz.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on where you sit. It's not cheap.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and he also says, can you please say hello to my brand new nephew, Bear, brought into the world on Mother's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi, Bear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

I hope that's a nickname.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. That's what he calls him, Bear. So who knows? Can you name a kid Bear?

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Pat Godwin]

Do whatever you want.

[Jeff Oskay]

Name a kid Poop if you want.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you shouldn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you shouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. He's French. This is my son. Married. I. I don't know. We. We do.

[Chick McGee]

My dad tell me he wanted to name me after a cuss word, so every time I said my own name, he could hit me in the mouth. Is that right? Did I dream that? Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have bears in the news again in Gatlinburg.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of them there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there was one where he wasn't supposed to be, and we'll find out about that. Also coming up today, comedian Derek Stroop. What's happening in the world of sports? Got the Pistons. Drop it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Pistons lose last night to the Cavaliers. 112, 103. Donovan Mitchell had 43, including 39 in the second half. He did very well. Lakers are going home. They got swept by the OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER. 115, 110 last night. And LeBron does not know if he's coming back for next season. I don't know why they keep asking him right after the game. How does it feel, LeBron? Are you coming back next year?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he and Aaron Rodgers should have a podcast.

[Chick McGee]

They really should.

[Jeff Oskay]

It'll last three seconds. They both just go, we don't know.

[Chick McGee]

And then, we don't know. We don't know. How long is that Aaron Rodgers thing? He did it. Did it a couple years with the Packers. He did it before he went to the Jets. Now he's either doing it to the steel ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Retire already at the end of Chinatown. Jeez, sister.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Finally got to see that scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did it turn you on as much as it turns out?

[Christy Lee]

No, not at all.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever at all really think to watch that and think about what that scene is about? Please?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's about.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't have to. There are people who haven't seen it.

[Rodney Carrington]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I highly recommend.

[Chick McGee]

Well, when they see it, they're gonna be horrified. I see. Well, he keeps invoking it every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, let's move forward here. Thanks for joining us. If you'd like to get a hold of us, of course, Bob. And tomobandtom.com we'll have some of your letters in a matter of moments. We do have another update on names in the United States of America after learning the newest set of names. And there were only a couple of traditional names in that list and bears

[Chick McGee]

not on the list anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

In case you're just joining us, it's the Bob and Tom show and Tom has a headache. Josh decided what he needs is some slide whistle.

[Christy Lee]

Push that right out.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're about to get a very hot, very hot decaf iced tea enema.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy Lee hi.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's why you have a headache. You need some caffeine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't know what it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

As long as it's not too sweet. It's the old joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Derek Stroop]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that. The coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. It's time for letters from the emails from our listeners.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we got letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

That's a great question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I got one.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Tom was talking about hot dogs and the subject came up about more fast food places selling them. Could you imagine pulling up to McDonald's and ordering a McQueen?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's a fair question.

[Chick McGee]

Keep a straight face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like I said, I had a great hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

People eat hot dogs every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but I'm.

[Chick McGee]

This is the second day we've gone

[Jeff Oskay]

over we're not doing it.

[Chick McGee]

How great that hot dog was. This is day two.

[Christy Lee]

If you were allowed to eat real food, you wouldn't be like this every day.

[Chick McGee]

I see no end in sight.

[Bob Kevoian]

You even Chick, you said the hot dog is the perfect food to eat in the car.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did, yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the perfect food at a stadium.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is a great stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

But why? I just don't understand why McDonald's and Burger King and Arby's don't have hot dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you want? I'm kind of glad they don't. I'm glad they don't.

[Chick McGee]

You think there's some sort of restaurant formula that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

If a stadium dog were available everywhere. It loses its.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Okay, but. Because weren't you saying that you were part of a McDonald's in your. In St. Louis at one point did some kind of experiment that apparently failed and they didn't put it on the market?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they. It was a massive success in St. Louis. Massive.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Bratwurst. And they did it like two or three years in a row and it was seasonal like the McRib and you could get one bratwurst or two with the value meal and they were delicious. And I think it was in conjunction with Johnsonville if I remember correctly. But yeah, I guess. But they did that didn't make it nationwide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Did you ever see that pornos called Johnsonville?

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't. Yeah, but I am aware of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's only one woman in it. That poor thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, she was mayor.

[Derek Stroop]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

So she got the juice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go down vulgar road. I have a headache. Forgive me for everything I do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man, we're getting up the brat season, aren't we?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, I once tried making brats in the winter on my George Foreman grill.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. And pretty much smashed him, didn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, but I mopped for about an hour. I forgot how. Much better.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they were delicious, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. As a kid, I lived in a small farm town. We were a few blocks from downtown, so we walked everywhere. My father walked to work, we walked to school, we all walked to church. Our car was usually only driven on Sunday to visit family. Occasionally, since it was driven so infrequently, my father would take it out in a country straightaway and floor it. He said, quote, this blows out the cobwebs in the motor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any truth to this?

[Christy Lee]

I've always heard that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you guys ever hear those words from your dad when you were a kid? Thanks, Dan. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'd hear, blow the cobwebs out of anything that hadn't been used in a while.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that means on the way home today, I should.

[Christy Lee]

Your car gets used all the time

[Chick McGee]

and you speed a lot more than you want to let on.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blow the cobwebs out.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter's car in Chicago has been sitting for months because she doesn't use it. And we did that over the weekend. Took it out, got the tires, you know, aired up and blew the cobwebs out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. My son's car in Chicago was stolen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't say that out loud.

[Derek Stroop]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a nightmare, by the way. Try living through that. I'm sorry, Chick. Back to you.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is Jordan from Fresno. We have a wonderful chain here called Wiener Schnitzel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, another one.

[Chick McGee]

It's very simple. They're famous for their hot dogs. Chili dogs and chili cheese dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yum.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you don't need a chili dog in a moving car, though.

[Chick McGee]

And they're chili cheese fries.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's not easy.

[Chick McGee]

You can also get hamburgers and cheeseburgers and chili cheeseburgers. You can even get a chili cheese fried burrito.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

There used to be dog and suds. Remember that? Hot dog and root beer.

[Chick McGee]

I like dog and such.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A w. Didn't they have. Did they have hot dogs?

[Christy Lee]

I believe so.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The hot dogs are schnitzel. Don't come in foil. They come in their parchment paper.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the foil is the whole secret to the Great stadium hot dog. I'm telling you, Jordan, matter of physics.

[Chick McGee]

If you leave them in the parchment paper for a little bit and you pull off from the drive through, they're just as good as a stadium dog. He says, wow, just as good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go to a bagel place and they steam the bagels. That's. That's. It's. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe steaming is the way to go for you.

[Christy Lee]

Just get a steamer. You know, you can get those on your counter.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Stanley folks make them. I've seen their trucks.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Why don't you get a closed steamer and then take the wand and just go over your hot dog? Steam is steam for you before you have a bite.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I saw yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference?

[Christy Lee]

What did you see yesterday?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you dry your jeans in the dryer?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because I do, too, but it's. If you read this, read the label on them, it says you're not supposed to, which is. But anyway, the point is these. How do I describe them? It's like a rack. They showed if you put your jeans in it, and it has, like, metal wires that are in the shape of pant legs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so that you can dry your jeans.

[Chick McGee]

How does that fit into a dryer?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, you don't dry them fresh out of the washer.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a hanger with two giant pant legs on it.

[Christy Lee]

And you bought one?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I thought it looks ridiculous, but I mean, I guess. I mean, my jeans, I just put them in the dryer. They're fine. I don't have to iron them. Have you ever seen those?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know who that's for.

[Christy Lee]

There are a lot of cool laundry gadgets, though, that are interesting. If you follow on my Instagram, they're always, like, laundry gadgets that you need.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the best one. Someone. I wish I had the name. They sent me those. What are they called? Llama balls.

[Christy Lee]

I gave you llama balls. I gave them to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Boy, I also had some sent to me from Washington state or something. What are they called?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you get the llama balls from Washington, huh?

[Christy Lee]

They're llama.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're the size of a softball, and

[Jeff Oskay]

you put them in balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, speaking of balls, yesterday was a big day for balls on this show.

[Christy Lee]

It was a big night for Christy, too, because I had a huge meatball for dinner. It was like this. This big.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So how long does that take you

[Christy Lee]

to eat a. Oh, I only ate

[Bob Kevoian]

a quarter of it, but it was huge yesterday. On the show, we learned of something on that meatball in the world of plastic surgery called ball maxing. And I got a little bit more data on it, in case you were wondering. Ball maxing. And I apologize for reading the sentence, Josh, because I know how much it annoyed you. This is the first sentence of this story from Vice. The latest niche trend taking over the quote unquote manosphere is ball maxing. And this is about using IVs and putting inserting fluid into the sacred to inflate the scrotum. Now, it seems to me to be completely ridiculous, but I found another article about the same thing, and it says a 57 year old man by the name of Marcus told Men's Health magazine he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades. Sheesh. He's 57. Wouldn't you be old enough to know better?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he likes it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But here's the weird thing. He goes. It's a passion that grew out of the comic books he'd read as a child.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

How the hell's that work?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what comic book?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, was there a. Did Superman have a bulge? I don't know about?

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, they all had the COD pieces, but that's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but they're not.

[Chick McGee]

They went to great lengths to hide Adam West.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's trying to make a natural COD piece.

[Chick McGee]

When he was Batman. They had a heck of a time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Wrestling that thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Marcus says his scrotum is larger than a mango with a circumference of 14.5 inches.

[Jeff Oskay]

Seems a little unwieldy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

None of his pants fit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, again. And then according to this other article, there is a subreddit that has 8,700 followers where members share photos of their overly enlarged scrotums. Okay, what did these people do before the Internet? Did you just walk down the street and going, psst. And try to find somebody?

[Christy Lee]

My balls. What do you do?

[Jeff Oskay]

They're pretty big. Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

I'm not kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was there some kind of code in the classified heads?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe in those, you know, regional papers? Maybe there was seeking.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can find your people now in

[Jeff Oskay]

the back of the Penny Saver.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a similar attraction for the large front? Naughty for the ladies? Is there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, I'm sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

You mean puffiness. Yeah, I mean, they actually have puffer.

[Chick McGee]

They're. They're tools. There's puffiness, There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a. Do they get injections and stuff for that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe, but. Oh, you know, we did talk about How? There were some.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Jeff Oskay]

But it was more of like a.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was almost a meta. There was a reason that they got it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Puffy. Or they got unpuffied.

[Jeff Oskay]

Puffied it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that for men. There was also Scrotox, which was Botox. To get rid of the wrinkles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

If you're worrying about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

There's enough to worry about in life. My God, the sack model.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know, go ahead, laugh. I made millions of dollars. Dear Bob and Tom show beautiful side.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from New Lisbon, Wisconsin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Their sexuality has nothing to do with and whether or not they're brand new or they've been a Lisbon for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Love is love.

[Bob Kevoian]

From a former art teacher. You were talking about things made in shop class and pottery class.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, former art teacher. This person's been a Lisbon for a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a project called Helping Hands for a sculpture class.

[Chick McGee]

Just dripping.

[Bob Kevoian]

The students made plaster castings of their hands in different positions and used them for sculptures. That's really interesting.

[Chick McGee]

However, you see me in this class,

[Bob Kevoian]

one student made the so called shocker hand cast. I appreciated his creativity. I had to fail him for inappropriate content.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then, that's the shocker. Do you want to explain that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

People want to know. They'll find out for themselves.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about dogs playing poker yesterday. This is from Pat and Jackie. Good morning, you wonderful people. We live in Crandall, Wisconsin. Today's Wisconsin day. It's weird how we go in streaks. This is our lab, Tilly. And she loves to play cards.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, she sure does.

[Chick McGee]

There she is. She's at the table. She's got her paw and a card. She wants another card.

[Christy Lee]

So cute.

[Chick McGee]

She's a good baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday I pointed out many of you have seen the. The dogs playing poker. But have you seen the cat playing solitaire? Kind of says it all, really, about cats. I'd much rather be by myself.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, my Aussie today. Happy birthday, Josephine. She's four.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, today. Birthday baby.

[Chick McGee]

That's 28 in people years.

[Christy Lee]

Ready for another dog, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Give her. I've got puppy fever. So bad.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, 28 cars. I saw golden in a car Saturday morning and he was like. He wasn't a year old. Hanging out. Hanging out window.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love when they're that age because they're sort of ungainly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they're. They're even more clumsy. It's the best. Trip it upstairs. Oh, man, that's Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

The NBA playoffs. We've got Major League baseball and Guinness world record involving puppy dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you see there was an in the park grand slam?

[Chick McGee]

I did not see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll find that. Maybe we can discuss it.

[Chick McGee]

There was a. The San Francisco Giants yesterday had a. An odd celebration. I don't know if we can. This is kind of. I'm springing it on our producer, Jason, but Dodgers and the Giants are playing, and they had an interesting celebration in the outfield between three Giants teammates. I'm assuming someone did something.

[Jason]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You remember the high five? Well, they. These three Giants players got together and they celebrated in the outfield. And perhaps you three of us could get together and do this celebration. Celebration as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a new ritual?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they get together in the outfield. We'll have it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. All righty.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now, Christy Lee, what did you get to work in today?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got to work today in my Tucson Hybrid. I love it so much. In fact, I love it so much, I covered the seat yesterday. I didn't tell you this with towels because I had brand new jeans on, and they said this could fade, and I didn't want it to fade onto my beautiful beige seats or whatever color. Cream color, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

You have seat covers for your car?

[Christy Lee]

I just used a towel. I didn't want to. I do have a seat cover in the back seat for the dogs. Everybody has that. Right? Of course you do.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You want to protect your car.

[Chick McGee]

It's a pleasure to wipe that seat off of muddy paw prints because you're

[Bob Kevoian]

gonna keep that car.

[Christy Lee]

I am. I love it. It has America's best warranty. Wonderful, fun to drive, great sound system. You can't ask for anything more. Well, maybe if you want something a little bit bigger, maybe has a little more room on the inside to haul stuff. Or if you go off roading, check out the Santa Fe hybrid. Boy, I'll tell you, you're gonna get great gas mileage either way. It's the hybrids from Hyundai. Check out the best of both worlds at your local Hyundai dealer or visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details.

[Chick McGee]

And, Tom, you're so good at describing this. We have the three Giants players celebrating now if you'd like to look at the video. Okay, there they are in the outfield.

[Christy Lee]

Are they kissing already?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's dumb. It's real.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do a Group hug. And then they're all, they're all humping each other. Thrusting.

[Chick McGee]

Three of them are humping each other at the same time. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm surprised Major league baseball hasn't asked them to not do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look, the last name, it is San Francisco, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

So maybe, maybe after especially good break today, especially funny. We could, the three of you will hump.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to see.

[Chick McGee]

We'll hump each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is, I mean, it is. They are really humping you.

[Chick McGee]

They're really going at it over.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do that Helvic thrusting one another. Well, now if, if it was just

[Chick McGee]

two guys, that would be weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be somehow weird. Three.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's three guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a little, it's hard to say why. It would be a lot weirder if it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, just two guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two guys, I say.

[Chick McGee]

And also they're wearing their uniforms. If they were naked.

[Christy Lee]

If they do that in the showers.

[Bob Kevoian]

What have I missed a towel.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, fellas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that is weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

The one guy even has a gay glove. It's a coral or something.

[Chick McGee]

Which one? Oh, it is like a light green.

[Jeff Oskay]

What the hell is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, it's fashion.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up in a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, check with his guitar and his orc it. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. And here's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday we were talking about that so called trend of ball maxing involving deliberately increasing the size of one sack, which is just ridiculous. But. And it's done with a saline solution and some other, some other thing. But I don't know if you guys experienced this. When I was in junior high school, they, they gave us a, a science book.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I got one. I remember everybody at the same time when there was, there was sort of this buzz when they passed out the book the first day. And all of a sudden, you know

[Christy Lee]

the guy with the big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. The guy that had the elephantiasis of the walls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a picture of a guy holding his nuts in a wheelbarrow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd think in a junior high school textbook they know better. They'd know better.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, that was. I mean, you realize how the communication was back then? I don't. I don't know. I don't know if that photograph is circulating on the Internet anymore, but some poor guy had such gigantic testicles. They were literally in a wheelbarrow. So. But there are men who are apparently enamored with that. And that's happening out there now. It's called ball maxing. We now return to our mailbag. Chick. I've got a pretty good one over here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is just a kind of a love letter. This comes to us from John. He writes, My mother is 90 years old. She told me she doesn't need any more stuff for Mother's Day. I sent her the aura carver matte digital picture frame you guys were talking about. She set it up herself. She said it was simple and easy and sent me and my family instructions on how to connect via text message. Within minutes she had pictures from around the country from her family members, et cetera, et cetera, displayed on her aura mat frame. Thank you to the Bob and Tom Show. She said it was the most perfect gift and she loved it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's cool. We've been talking about the aura frame and I just will mention that it's a great, great gift any time of year. And that's so cool that she's 90 years old and she's all hooked up and she knows how to use it. So that's great. What have you got over there? Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm just checking in. My name's Ramon. I live in Orlando.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Ramon.

[Chick McGee]

He has a picture. And Tom, if you describe where Ramon is standing, he's in Florida, I'll give you that hint.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says Rachel's Adult Entertainment five Star Steakhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, we've had this. Talked about this quite often. They have a world class restaurant. It just happens to be an adult entertainment complex. Huh? Yeah, but I guess their restaurant is to die for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is. Are they in the same space?

[Chick McGee]

They're in the same. You go in and watch a girl and order award winning steak. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be an interesting date night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Probably not a lot of business meetings, I suppose.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet there are a lot of business meetings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way you could take a first date to a strip club. Even if they had a world class

[Jeff Oskay]

restaurant, you'd have to know. You'd have to know that she was into it, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

When you go now and it's 50. 50. Well, I say now. I haven't been in a long time, but when, when I. The tail end of me going was 50. 50 girls, men and women. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, honey, after the opera, we're gonna go over to the Jones Club, get a steak.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think industry people love going because they close their bars and then they go over there.

[Christy Lee]

I went to one, I think it was called Mannequins in New York City. It was like really high class. This was way back.

[Chick McGee]

Really high class, real high class.

[Christy Lee]

And I mean, I, for the first time, I was young, like maybe 28, 29. And I had never seen women getting lap dances before. Like, that was, I mean, there were a lot of business women in there. It was pretty amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think a girl who would take that and, and see for what it was. I think that'd be okay.

[Christy Lee]

I think it would be too, you know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's fine. It just, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of, oh, my God, get me out of here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how I'd feel.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we know you're. Never mind.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I've got, I've outgrown them too,

[Christy Lee]

but I, I, We've all outgrown them, but.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just awful.

[Christy Lee]

Seeing naked women is awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but it's like, it's like going to a restaurant where you get to look at the food but don't get to eat any of it.

[Chick McGee]

I think the last time I was at a strip club was the second marriage, I think, for my bachelor party.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was that before, after we did the

[Chick McGee]

show from the strip club, I threw up in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Remember we did that?

[Chick McGee]

That was after. After we did the whole show. From a strip club.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never equated it with. Oh, it's like going to a restaurant and not being able to eat the food. It's more like watching a cooking show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't watch a cooking show expecting to be able to eat the food afterwards. You.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good, good analog.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's a show, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, you know,

[Bob Kevoian]

see, here's the thing. You don't watch a cooking show and immediately have to go out and eat, do you?

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't go to a strip club and then, and then go, what do you mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, don't you fill Your spank bank. And then as soon as you get home, no, they dream about you.

[Jeff Oskay]

And see, this is just you misunderstanding how men work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

well, Ramon writes often. He is in. He is our favorite listener in Orlando. And there's a famous strip club in Orlando, of course, built out of the building. Looks just like two boobs. It has since been torn down, which is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's troubling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huge mistake. I think that the. The. The cultural leaders of Orlando, Florida should have preserved this baby. It's of course, the Booby Trap. And Rodney Carrington was there. Rodney Carrington is our guest.

[Rodney Carrington]

I was in Orlando, Florida, here recently. I went to Disney world. I spent $3,000. I stood in line for 14 hours and rode three rides.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Rodney Carrington]

Not real sure, but I think I got screwed on that deal. I actually was a little sore when I left the Magic Kingdom that afternoon. Also went to a little. Can you say bar?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Rodney Carrington]

We went to a place down there called the Booby Trap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's famous.

[Rodney Carrington]

That's exactly what the hell that was. A booby trap. And I tell you, I've never been so happy to see a place in all my life. The building is in the shape of two big old boobies and it's like a Wizard of Oz for grown men, you know? We pulled up to it. I just got out of the truck. I skipped up to the door. Little midget answered. He said, can I help you? I said, we're here to see the Wizard. Is she here? Oh, my God, she was. She had two big old friends with her. And I kind of like that. I'll tell you. You know, one thing you can't do is lie to your woman when you've been to a bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't do it.

[Rodney Carrington]

You can't do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where you been?

[Rodney Carrington]

How much money did you spend? $9,000.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where's the car?

[Rodney Carrington]

They got that too. Where's your clothes? Hell, I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who's she? Hell, I thought she was you.

[Rodney Carrington]

You become number in hell, don't you? Then later on, it'll all clear off. You know, y' all be laying in bed together and she'll ask you, well,

[Chick McGee]

did you like it? Oh, God, no.

[Rodney Carrington]

It was awful. Big, tall, blonde, big women. I damn near threw up. Whole time I was in there, I

[Jeff Oskay]

was thinking about you.

[Rodney Carrington]

I love you, baby. They got a place where I live in Tulsa. There's a bar that'll come get you if you need a ride. They got like a little truck, got two big old on top sirens. They'll pull up in your driveway.

[Jeff Oskay]

Truck.

[Derek Stroop]

No, no, she's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pull around the block, and I'll run

[Derek Stroop]

through the

[Bob Kevoian]

Rodney Carrington Siren. Visiting. Visiting the. The. The former Booby Trap Lounge. Made of two buildings that looked like. And it was very accurate, Christy. One of them was just slightly bigger than the other.

[Christy Lee]

I actually remember by. I remember seeing that in person.

[Bob Kevoian]

You drove by the Booby Trap? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It was right off the freeway, sure. Not. It was not hard to miss.

[Bob Kevoian]

I lived in Orlando for several years. I never went to the Booby.

[Christy Lee]

We're not surprised,

[Bob Kevoian]

but.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't surprise anyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I had a friend that was a regular. Yeah? Oh, yeah, he and he. His big thing was he knew the real names of the strippers. What are you doing Saturday? Well, I'm helping Tina. Tina move her couch. Who's Tina? Oh, you know, she's the one that. She calls herself M. Dancing for you poor bastard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man, oh, man, I. I was a roommate with that guy, you know.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, she loves me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? You're renting a truck? Yeah. You're helping her move. Oh, and you got to meet her biker boyfriend. Did he sell you when he meth?

[Jeff Oskay]

I tell you what, though, my roommate was happy as hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't care.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I went, well, what do you know?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what are you gonna do for him?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, what's he doing now? I don't know. We talk every now and again, but I don't know. He's working some office job. And is he still. He's still. Really? He's one of the funniest people I know.

[Christy Lee]

Is he married?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, but he just hangs out with other guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wives, but doesn't have sex with them. We're coming right back. I believe we're to be joined by the very handsome Jeff Oskay. And we have some cool stuff coming up in the news and in sports. A sweep.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, sweep. LeBron got swept.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. One of the finest athletes in history, but of course, he retire. No, you do what he wants, and you want to see him.

[Christy Lee]

Do I want to see him? No, not particularly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding? Did you ever see Michael Jordan in the Day?

[Christy Lee]

Did I. I was a sideline reporter.

[Bob Kevoian]

See?

[Christy Lee]

NBA.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't it worth it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I got to be there when he made his return.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dad actually saw Babe Ruth. I mean, come on, that's great. You got to go.

[Chick McGee]

Listen, though, wouldn't you agree that LeBron doesn't really have a personality you can put your finger on?

[Christy Lee]

I agree with that chick.

[Chick McGee]

He just Doesn't. He's not. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Michael Jordan had a great personality.

[Jeff Oskay]

The problem is, hey, I want to see LeBron play. I'm gonna go. Oh, he decided not to play tonight.

[Christy Lee]

There's that. That pisses me off.

[Chick McGee]

That's for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can watch him on TV.

[Derek Stroop]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're coming right back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the house on fire.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

And there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick and Jeff. Oskar's here.

[Ace Cosby]

Greetings.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick and I've got a tale from a married couple. Real quick in sports, sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead, let's hear it.

[Chick McGee]

This broke on X today, Twitter. There's a picture of a gentleman. He and his wife are enjoying tennis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you'll see that this woman has problem with her skirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

And the gentleman. The gentleman, his wife standing right beside him. He lifts up his camera to take a picture of as she serves the ball and her bum is exposed. And the wife standing next to him hits him in the back of the head as he's taken a butt shot of his job.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Caught so badly, but it's so brazen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It makes no attempt to cover up what he does.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder if she slapped him in the head.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

And if he looked at her and goes, I know. I'm sending it to Dennis and Roger.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the woman serving is wearing bright red underwear.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's a big, tall and well asked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And her shoes match her underwear. That was nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, you notice things. I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't even know she had feet.

[Chick McGee]

Oscar didn't see her feet. Do you hear that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we see that again? Yeah, but the way the wind is blowing and everything, it really.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, oh, yeah, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's got a red, white, and blue ensemble there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

A blue top, white skirt, red underwear and red shoes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe the. The phrase in the tennis world is baby got back. That is.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, his. That guy's wife is not happy.

[Christy Lee]

I was at a WNBA game last year and there was a gentleman and I use that term loosely. Sitting in front of me. I had very good seats, I'm not gonna lie. Thanks to a friend. Thanks, Angie. But the whole time he was taking pictures of some of the players and it was creepy. Like really creepy weird.

[Chick McGee]

What was? Did he like mumble something every time he took a picture?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he was sitting right in front of me so I could see what he was looking at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he holding his camera down by his feet? Yeah, kind of an upskirt thing.

[Christy Lee]

It was weird.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen anybody doing an upskirt out in public?

[Christy Lee]

No. Have you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I call them out.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a couple times. Yeah, at airport courts, like at o'.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hare.

[Chick McGee]

I saw it and I saw it in Atlanta one time. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you at all compelled to say anything?

[Chick McGee]

No, I, you know, what were they doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Camera. Holding it low.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

And just obviously they couldn't be doing anything else. What, what they were doing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Remember before camera phones, didn't guys have like spatula looking things with, oh, mirrors on them?

[Chick McGee]

With a remote. A remote button for the camera? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like something the dentist uses except it's.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta want it three feet long and you gotta.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Okay. Is it time for sports?

[Chick McGee]

It could be, yes. Take a Look at this. LeBron James says he has no idea whether his 24 point performance in Los Angeles tonight as the Lakers get swept by Oklahoma City Thunder was the final game of his NBA career. The top scorer in league history stuck to the plan he's taken the past several summers. He declined to announce his future immediately after the Lakers final postseason defeat for this season. Oklahoma city wrapping things up 115, 110 last night in Los Angeles and Donovan Mitchell had a rough first half, but then put together one of the best second halfs in NBA history. He scored four points in the first half, then 39 in the second half tied the NBA playoff record for most points and a half. Cavaliers rally for 112, 103 victory over the Detroit Pistons in Game 4 of their Eastern Conference semi. That that series tied up at two games apiece. Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we got a series.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We got. Got us a tied up series. Now you know what they say, Tom? That's a best of three. Now is what they'll. Is what they'll call that. And now tonight the spurs host the Timberwolves. That one also tied at 2, 8 o' clock Eastern this evening. And Victor Wembanyama.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Vicky. Vicky Wembwem.

[Chick McGee]

He was not given any extra punishment. He was just had to. Was ejected to that. That game where he elbowed Nas Reed in the head. There were thoughts that he might miss another game during the series, but he plays on tonight.

[Bob Kevoian]

A pretty blatant. Oh, you think so aggressive move.

[Chick McGee]

You think it was blatant?

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't like to be elbowed in the head. Would you?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'd rather not.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Chick McGee]

NHL Stanley Cup. Last night, Colorado beat Minnesota 5 to 2. Sorry. Chad Daniels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Chad.

[Chick McGee]

A big time Wild fan. And actually that brings us to not necessarily sports, but. Oh, that's a new feature. Not necessarily sports. I like that. This is Tom trying to fit in. Is Tom a person or is he an alien sent to us by another civilization? And he's trying to fit in. Here we go. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have discovered that I love a stadium hot dog. The hot dogs are wrapped in foil, are so delicious.

[Chick McGee]

This has been the alien who just discovered the things here on Earth. Thank you, Tom. Right, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I appreciate that. It's time to underscore the importance of the hot dog as opposed to the nachos and all these other things they have at stadiums.

[Ace Cosby]

Now, now, Tom, I know you probably don't have hot dogs at your house, but if you do take a. A hot dog straight out of the fridge, put it in the bun, wrap it with a paper towel in the microwave, 30 seconds, you will have that exact dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you wet down the paper towel?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

The dog steams the bun when you're microwaving it. 35 seconds, it's ruined. 30 seconds.

[Jeff Oskay]

It really does do to the bun what is done at the stadiums.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So you take the hot dog out of the fridge. Do you have to bring it to room temperature or anything?

[Ace Cosby]

Straight into the bun.

[Derek Stroop]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Wrap it with one paper towel. 30 seconds in the microwave, you will have the perfectly steamed bun hot dog that you deserve.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm excited. I'll have to try this this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's not gonna let you bring hot dogs into your house.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll bring some tomorrow.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'll do it here.

[Bob Kevoian]

This sounds delightful.

[Chick McGee]

These are on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just said.

[Christy Lee]

She knows. I'm not saying anything.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, where's your ring today?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a terrible night and a splitting headache and I left the house in a hurry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those excuses will fly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks. And thanks for bringing it. Remember the.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the guy who got hit in the head? You know what? We need to explore what you Just said. What did you say?

[Christy Lee]

Girls are terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for bringing it up. None of us would have mentioned that. I noticed it, but I wasn't gonna say anything, but, boy, you are right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a terrible night's sleep. I've had a splitting headache and I.

[Christy Lee]

Is it better now?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the unconscious guy code at work is what that is. Hey, man, whatever Tom's into, as long as he's happy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I assumed, you know. Oh, he was changing his oil yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

None of my business.

[Chick McGee]

I got his back doing a little late.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was changing the oil on his wife's car.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like he'll be changing the oil.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like he fired up the lathe yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

My days interrupted by all kinds of side activities that I wasn't planning on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Our assumptions were certainly better than if

[Chick McGee]

there's anybody more ill suited to have an affair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Rodney Carrington]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

She has nothing to worry about.

[Chick McGee]

Right out of the. Right out of the box. It'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, I may have looked.

[Chick McGee]

Kelly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I may have pinpointed the headache.

[Christy Lee]

What's the headache?

[Bob Kevoian]

More or less. In lieu of dinner last night I had a gigantic piece of birthday cake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that can do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A lot of sugar.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can do it.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you need.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it had, like. Had like a full inch of frosting on it. Could that have been it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Could be a can, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

The way you don't eat now and then. Just a big, big hunk of birthday cake. Yeah, that might. That might spike your sugar there, pal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's. You are. You are waking some sort of dietary bear when you do that. It's happily slumbering,

[Bob Kevoian]

but it was worth it. You know what? I was delicious.

[Chick McGee]

I did that. Have you ever been to nothing? Bunt cake?

[Christy Lee]

At it last night.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are tasty.

[Chick McGee]

I finally went in there. It's unbelievable flavors. Wall to wall.

[Christy Lee]

Lemon, raspberry. I highly recommend.

[Chick McGee]

I thought, you know what? I'm gonna have lemon. Just the lemon. And it's one of these little cakes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say to yourself in your head, did you say the old Bundt cake joke out loud?

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did. Every time I see the place, I say the joke to myself.

[Christy Lee]

What's the joke?

[Chick McGee]

I did produce in my head?

[Bob Kevoian]

It involves naked women tanning on the beach.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you. Is that a bunch? Right? Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's. It's the. One of the oldest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. You'll tell me. I'll see you.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a variation of the clam bake,

[Bob Kevoian]

isn't it, it's utterly tasteless.

[Chick McGee]

I just switched the B and the C. Yeah, yeah. When I look at the sign, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, the Bundt cake place is great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now, speaking of food, coming up,

[Chick McGee]

puppy dogs in sports, everybody's talking about

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bamboo people are switching to bamboo toilet paper because they think it's less environmentally impactful.

[Christy Lee]

If you're good, that's a good thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Except it isn't. We'll find out about that when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. You there.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think over O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the News center, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Got the guitar, got the organ. There, there. Tom, there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you gonna play a little something for us?

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Got a world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, let's get. Let's get right to it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get right to the world record, he says. Stupid world record. The pet supply business. Chewy has set the Guinness world record for the largest pool party for dogs fun. They organized the attempt that saw a total of 277 dogs sharing kiddie pools together. Oh. At an event called Chewy Bark Park.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was hoping it was one giant pool.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Jeff Oskay]

But this is still very cute.

[Chick McGee]

It's very cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a question.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ask away, my friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do I have had the course of my life? Nine golden retrievers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four of them like to swim. Five of them didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

For whatever reason.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do dogs pee in the water?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good question.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, do they pee in the pool the way people do?

[Chick McGee]

Right. I'm gonna say. I don't think they do.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they do either, because

[Bob Kevoian]

they wouldn't want to waste it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. What are they marking in there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if anybody knows that.

[Jeff Oskay]

The way to tell would be is if your dog, spending a lot of time in the kiddie pool, if it gets out, pees, and then gets back in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there. You know, I. I think it's. To them, it's all about the position. So if they can't get in that position to go to the bathroom, they probably don't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do your dogs lift their leg or do they crouch?

[Chick McGee]

They crouch. Both of them crouch. I've never had a dog lift his leg.

[Christy Lee]

I have a lifter.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've only had one, and it was a male because I heard males do it and females don't. But I've seen males who.

[Christy Lee]

Some males don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've always had girl dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a picture of all these dogs in the pools?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, apparently not. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I saw a picture. It was a bunch of rottweilers and pit bulls. Rough crowd.

[Jeff Oskay]

That one's going Pool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. This is it. Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

They just set up. Looks like a hundred kiddie pools and their dogs walking around.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like it was an open house type thing, doesn't it? Where people can just bring your dog, do it, and then leave it's not. They're not all doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is completely invalid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ballad. It's fun for the pups, sure, but

[Bob Kevoian]

it's not a ballad.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a puppy pool? I know you have a pool, but I mean, Chick, you still have yours.

[Chick McGee]

I do, and I have. Have been. I. I've neglected my Mrs. Monkey. She's your highness, as I call her. She loves the pool. And I haven't had her in the pool as often as I'd like. She goes to the pool and they go to the spa.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ah, isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if anybody knows if dogs.

[Chick McGee]

She loves the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is kind of off topic. Did you see the thing about the coyote in San Francisco?

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Was it urban coyote?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, this was about a month ago. This. They. There was a coyote on Alcatraz. I thought we did the story.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, that swam across.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did do the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, give me a second. There's a sequel.

[Chick McGee]

Take it easy, Coyote. No, no. Joni Mitchell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, that's a great record. Hegira. Nicely cited. Gyro.

[Ace Cosby]

Is this the one where the guy got attacked by the coyote and he strangled the coyote to death?

[Jeff Oskay]

To death?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, last week.

[Jeff Oskay]

Geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

That's a badass, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says a lone coyote stunned biologists, according to the Associated Press, when it paddled its way to Alcatraz island earlier this year. Alcatraz, of course. The former federal prison in San Francisco Bay. Surrounded by very choppy water, very difficult to swim. What's the movie with Clint Eastwood?

[Jeff Oskay]

Escape.

[Bob Kevoian]

Escape from Alcatraz. Yeah. They say no one's ever gotten out

[Jeff Oskay]

but Sean Connery did. We know that from the Rock.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Nicholas Cage do it?

[Jeff Oskay]

He broke in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Two guys might have got out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Biologists guess the coyote swam from San Francisco, which is just over a mile away. It turns out the coyote actually swam in from angel island, two miles away.

[Christy Lee]

Now, how do they know?

[Jeff Oskay]

No kidding, man. That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've been studying it, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they look at his trip tick.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they have an aerial.

[Chick McGee]

They looked at his browser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aerial shot of the Roadrunner in a speedboat with the coyote.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's just holding on to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I miss more than anything, I think that if. Do you think if movie theaters put Roadrunner cartoons instead of all the previews in front of movies, more people would go. Or the Pink Panther cartoons.

[Jeff Oskay]

The new Coyote movie is getting a release, so in August.

[Derek Stroop]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Coyote versus Acme, where he actually sues The ACME Corporation.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't wait.

[Christy Lee]

Has anybody seen the sheep movie, Sheep Detectives?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Sheep Detective. That's got you written all over.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't go at the last minute. My kids went with Kelly. They loved it. My son Sam went. He said he cried. He said it's the best movie he's seen this year. I've better than. What's the stupid Mars movie? Whatever the hell it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hail Mary.

[Bob Kevoian]

That turd. Yeah, he.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, it's a 95 Rotten Tomatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Tom calls it Sheep Detectives. I've heard is really good. I want to see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Sheep Detective. I like the title.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our favorite. Our favorite actor in the world is in it. Friend of the show, Hugh Jackman. He's the man.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not from the show until he comes back a second.

[Chick McGee]

He is not my favorite actor either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's your favorite actor?

[Chick McGee]

My favorite actor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Benedict Cumberbatch.

[Chick McGee]

He's good.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is Benedict Cumberbatch, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

It might be Benedict. It might be Martin Freeman. You don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

You love Martin.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, the better.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen Sherlock? It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He almost got into a fistfight on the streets of London.

[Chick McGee]

I guess it was the most British thing you've ever seen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you'd have to. I immediately hear that and go, oh, the other guy was in the wrong. Yeah, Cumberbatch. To almost get into a fistfight.

[Chick McGee]

They are both so gentleman. He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was accused of running a bunch of red lights on his bicycle, but he finally admits. Well, I did run the first one. I just think it's cool he's got the balls to ride a bicycle in London.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, those bicyclists are crazy in London too.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I've been re watching Luther. I really like Idris Elba. He's very good. He's coming in that. He man. Masters of the universe. He's in that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I see. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Tom, that's sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was a night. You did a nice job.

[Chick McGee]

I. Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Good job, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like I'm looking at chick's face. You don't even know what to do with those.

[Chick McGee]

No, hang on. Tom said I did a nice job. What do you think about that? Smell me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, since we got Chick in a good mood here, I don't want to lose this.

[Ace Cosby]

You just did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm an actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do the story about the world's oldest candy store.

[Christy Lee]

The world's oldest candy Shop.

[Chick McGee]

Where in Michigan is this?

[Christy Lee]

No, the oldest candy shop in the world is still selling classic treats from the 1820s.

[Jeff Oskay]

We need a little 50 cent, a little fitty with Candy shop.

[Christy Lee]

It's called the Oldest Sweet Shop. It was founded in Patailey bridge, England in 1827.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And has been doing business ever since.

[Chick McGee]

Still open.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet some of the candy is just off waffle. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait till you hear the name of this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

The store's current owner is a 29 year old by the name of Ben Howie.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

His best sellers include Pear Drops, Humbugs, as well as Midget Gems, Cola Cubs, and Rhubarb and Custards.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, may I please have seven rhubarb and custards.

[Christy Lee]

And these are classic candies from the 1890s.

[Jeff Oskay]

Six midget balls or whatever the hell.

[Chick McGee]

Don't scramble on the humbugs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Last time your man shorted me one humbug.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, John, is it okay to call them midget, whatever they are?

[Jeff Oskay]

In that case, yes. It's not about the person.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go, Josh. Candy shop.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Jeff, you have to remind me, how far into this can we get?

[Ace Cosby]

About this far.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Candy shop.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you better stop it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I had a feeling he knew, but

[Bob Kevoian]

this has been around. I mean, this is amazing. It's still open. A store like that.

[Chick McGee]

Since when?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's got to be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Things in England are old, Dom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I'm very well aware of that. But this, they say this is the world's oldest candy shop. What a great place.

[Chick McGee]

I ate. I had brunch when I was in London across from a church that was built in 600.

[Jeff Oskay]

Baffling.

[Chick McGee]

600, Tom. Three digits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see that? Sometimes they'll have graves beside the church and you look at the stone and it's been completely worn away.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. You can't. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess God's gonna have to sort that one out. Okay, here's. This is a better song, I think,

[Jeff Oskay]

for that than Candy Shop.

[Chick McGee]

You're saying God looks at our tombstones? Oh, I could play this.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's an odd cover.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like Terence Trent Darby does Marcy Playground

[Pat Godwin]

on the wrong speed.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like that version?

[Jeff Oskay]

You knew you played it accidentally. We're not going to let you gaslight us on this.

[Chick McGee]

It's Marcy Playground. Ding dong.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is such a great song.

[Jeff Oskay]

But Candy Shop was more appropriate for the story.

[Ace Cosby]

Candy Shop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but I'm not going to play

[Jeff Oskay]

your filth this song, this has the word sex in it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

In fact, smelling sex and candy at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe this, Maybe candy's the name of the girl.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, good point.

[Derek Stroop]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're saying that, that, that hip hop.

[Chick McGee]

Who was the first I want playing. I want to know who the first one was. That was interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's. I think it's Maroon 5. Really alive. I think so. I. I don't know, I lost it here. But the Marcy Playground version is great.

[Christy Lee]

50 Cent is going to do some concerts, a concert actually, around the World Cup. They announced that yesterday.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Nelly 50 Cent and I can't remember who else.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nelly 50 Cent in LA?

[Christy Lee]

Well, one's in LA. They're gonna move around all.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't own any Kevlar, so I'm not going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, is the, is the candy shop in, in the. Wherever it is. In Quagmire, England.

[Christy Lee]

Quagmire Bridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that candy all it is from the 1800s.

[Christy Lee]

It's been sitting there for all.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I bet you can get a Toblerone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, now I'm sure you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean it's. How much lead is in it?

[Chick McGee]

Can I get a.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it's been sitting around since the 18th, what's the mercury content of these hands?

[Christy Lee]

There's no way that it's been sitting around.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have half a dozen cocaine drops and the old.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, those morphine cough tablets you have are exquisite.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And look all the candies in big jars.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have any more Opiumos?

[Chick McGee]

What year is it? 1661. When was it?

[Christy Lee]

No, 1827.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he looks like a Weasley, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

He does.

[Ace Cosby]

Behind the counter they have a don't serve Prince Andrew sign. I thought that was a perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he tends to loiter.

[Chick McGee]

And if Prince Andrew stops by, just shoo him away.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those pe. If they don't, they. They have no balls at all if they don't have a cardboard cutout of Prince Andrews looking into the window.

[Chick McGee]

That poor bastard, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now that's the. That's the story from Britain I knew you'd like. The one you won't like is. Is about the Beatles.

[Christy Lee]

A new so called Beatles Experience is set to open in London next year. I'll be going next year. Apple Corps limited announced it will open a new seven floor fan experience at the company's early headquarters. That's where the Let It Be album was recorded. And of course the rooftop site of The Beatles last performance publicly on January 30, 1969.

[Jeff Oskay]

This is better than the Beatles experience I had outside of the Dakota.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. I was going to say I went to the John Lennon Experience.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think they shut it down. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The attraction in central London, Yoko.

[Ace Cosby]

And then get shot in the chest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. It wasn't so bad, the shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a nice happy story.

[Chick McGee]

You climb on Yoko. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just going to say, if the Beatles experience London for an extra 50 quid, you can skip the Yoko part. But no, you've got, you've got.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just said Dakota. A lot of people would have had to have gone and looked that up.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The attraction in central London will allow a fan to access the rooftop studios and extensive Beatle archives. So, one fan, Any fan. I just made it more personal, like, if you're a fan.

[Rodney Carrington]

Isn't that nice?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Pat, we may have to start saving our money because there may be another London trip in the offing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Why? Who's playing?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you saw Ronnie Wood from the Stones on Fallon, he's going to do a solo tour with a friend of ours in the band. So how about that? If that happens, we are going.

[Pat Godwin]

He mentioned my drummer on the new album. Three songs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so, yeah, I, I, Ronnie Wood is like the greatest guy ever anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that the interview Fallon did with Ronnie Wood? And then, then they played Pin the Tail on the Donkey that they played beer pongs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you I had him where I wanted him.

[Chick McGee]

That interview show, he was in a

[Bob Kevoian]

good mood, and then all of a sudden we get bad Chick.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's still in a good mood.

[Chick McGee]

Dick Cavit could have done that same thing, but he, he didn't want it.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no, no. Ping pong tables.

[Chick McGee]

No. How does he do a show without some guy in a bear suit, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fallon is such a huge fan. It's great when he interviews guys like that. He really loves them. So anyway, that was everything.

[Chick McGee]

Have you not seen Jimmy Fallon?

[Jeff Oskay]

He is a happy cuss.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me all about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bring a little joy to the world.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me all about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

When we get back. Yes, Tom, tell me all about it. Chick has to run an errand to go to Awfulville.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Jimmy Fallon.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

Tell me all about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not wrong. Okay, I, I, Chick's not wrong, but I like the.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're going to put headphones on you, Josh, and you're going to have to read my lips and tell me what I'm saying.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like the fun that he has. But you're not wrong. I can sit on the phone.

[Chick McGee]

So much for an interview.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, our guest is. Our guest is Robert Oppenheimer. So Dr. Oppenheimer before you, Bobby, tell

[Chick McGee]

me all about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Developed, the big one, as we like to call it. How would you like to help me make a pizza? Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

At least he's doing something silly. Not trying to be a news show. True, like all the other talk late night talk shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event. Well, now, save your money.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to get on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, coming up, what have you got, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have some slang terms from Australia you might be interested in. We have more name news, we have cursive writing in the news, which Dom loves to talk about. And eco friendly toilet paper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it or is it?

[Christy Lee]

I just said that's the thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Eco friendly toilet paper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

You gotta wipe. Wipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't put me there there. I didn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

For this,

[Bob Kevoian]

we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's hard to describe. X0, etc.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Chick McGee]

And there's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Indeed. There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Yes, yes, indeed. Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick and hello. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I say, I say hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you guys have present kid in your, in one of your classes?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, usually every year I say that sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Present.

[Christy Lee]

Present.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

You hated that.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I didn't hate it, but it was always I, I, I, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, what else do you do?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was always so expected that it wasn't funny.

[Christy Lee]

I was a teacher's pet. I'll admit. I loved it.

[Jeff Oskay]

So you weren't doing it for comedic reasons?

[Christy Lee]

No, I wanted to. I love school. I was.

[Chick McGee]

Would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm present. I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the teachers are annoyed you're doing the here, here, here present.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, the teachers, the teachers know who kiss asses are.

[Christy Lee]

Always sat in the front. Always sat in the front.

[Chick McGee]

You had a lazy eye.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I did.

[Chick McGee]

And you couldn't see the board.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's true. You're right there.

[Jeff Oskay]

See?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now Speaking of school, I want to congratulate our own Jeff Oskay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand, Jeffrey, you're. You've gone. What is it called, adult education? You're.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, technically, I went back to college. I. With my first year. Yeah, I graduated.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you had a. You had a stellar report, I understand.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Just killing it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nicely done, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got an A. Oh, yeah. Good for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you gave them your ideas for free?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, free of charge. And I think they said, no, thank you. Oh, real quick, I have a question for mowing your grass. I mowed my grass. Well, Josh, I'm talking to you. You mow your own grass? The only one in this room.

[Jeff Oskay]

He does. Oh, I used to. Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you seen his lawn?

[Christy Lee]

My husband mows the lawn. Does that count? I watch him.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, kind of. So normally when I mow my lawn, I mow it like I'm trying to win an award. Like, I'm very pristine and I'm very, like, take my time and all the angles and everything. And yesterday it dawned on me. Oh, no one cares but me. Okay, so yesterday I tried to speed run it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I mowed my lawn on my tractor all the way down the entire lawn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And I did it in like half the time. Now all my neighbors probably think I smoked meth or like I looked like a lunatic out there just speed running. So do you, like, take your time with your lawn? Are you just trying to get it done as quick as possible?

[Jeff Oskay]

I would say I take my time.

[Chick McGee]

Me too.

[Christy Lee]

Did anybody notice it?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, no, no one's ever noticed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do it. I do it quickly. I just say andalay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'll. That'll get it done quick.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you for saving that time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Might also find a dump or two when you're.

[Rodney Carrington]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there are. There are certain people that how you tell them, they. They really enjoy cutting the grass. They take their time. I know. I know a guy that could afford to have a team of 300 do his yard, and he does it himself. He loves it. It's his piece. It's his, it's his, it's his.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

And that's how I normally am. But yesterday I was like, I wonder how fast I can go it. And it was exhilarating. Oh, yeah. I mean, I. I almost tipped over a couple times.

[Chick McGee]

I was flying.

[Jeff Oskay]

How did it look?

[Ace Cosby]

Look like crap.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know. It looked like, I'm gonna drive by.

[Christy Lee]

I'll drive by today. I'll give you a mine.

[Jeff Oskay]

You Know whose lawn has never looked better?

[Ace Cosby]

Who?

[Jeff Oskay]

Alsman and Donnie's.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Donnie is out there? He's. He's already been out there more this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to explain.

[Jeff Oskay]

I will.

[Ace Cosby]

I will. I'll explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alan has a baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

You explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no. The average listener.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know how to tell the story.

[Chick McGee]

The story he was getting to.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've communicated my whole life pretty successfully. One of the reasons you hired me is because I can talk into this GD microphone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now the bad mood's gone from chick to you.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't in a bad mood, and

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not in a bad mood.

[Pat Godwin]

In a bad mood.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one who's not saying anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

So who. I'm sorry. He hasn't done a song, so I didn't know. So you can see.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think I want to go back into that story. You think after you just took a dump in the pool? I want to get back in and wait around?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why does his lawn look so nice?

[Christy Lee]

She's back tomorrow.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what? We'll save it for tomorrow because I can actually ask her if that's what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on in the news, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you. Let me ask you this, Josh. Do you.

[Chick McGee]

Are there any more chilling words in broadcasting than Tom saying, let me ask you this? God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this about lawn care? Yes, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have an electric lawnmower. Is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that an Accord?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Everything. Batteries, Tom. Batteries.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wouldn't that suck? It's like when you vacuum and you have to keep getting the cord.

[Chick McGee]

I think they used to be on here.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a service in my neighborhood. I don't. I don't. I don't use them.

[Chick McGee]

But what's the service? Perhaps I'll try them all. Chap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who is it? It's like silent or whatever. Quiet. Lawn care or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, so they're probably all electric.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's part of their pitch, is that they don't make a lot of noise.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what they can't figure out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Electric.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe it's out there, but they have not been able to find the electric leaf blowers. Still loud as anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I wrote, you ruined my story and I ruined yours. But how would I know? No, you're crazy. I was just gonna say the one thing that these guys are out there, and it's nice and quiet when it's time to blow.

[Chick McGee]

But now, Tom, I'm an average listener. Mr. Joe Sixpack. I'm not sure what a leaf Blower is now. Could you walk me through it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a hair dryer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

But kids, you know what it is like a hairdryer for your lawn.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still unsure. Do I have to cover my lawn and curlers to. I don't understand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kids, if you can make the silent leaf blower, you'll be a billionaire.

[Bob Kevoian]

That and the poop free dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, we have hypoallergenic. We need hypo crap.

[Christy Lee]

The electric leaf blower is a little bit quieter. It's not as bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not quiet.

[Christy Lee]

It's not quiet. But it's not as bad as one of those gas.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I've always wanted is the backpack.

[Christy Lee]

I never wanted one of those guys.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have an irrational phobia of one bursting into flames.

[Ace Cosby]

I've seen it happen.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I, I have a rational phobia.

[Chick McGee]

They look so dangerous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are gas powered, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And they're like $700.

[Chick McGee]

Sure they are.

[Ace Cosby]

They're a nice.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they're heavy too, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it looks, it looks just like that scene. Is it in Goldfinger or the guy, he puts on straps on the pack and starts flying.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the jetpack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the. I think we talked about this. The. The video that apparently is real of the guy on the jet pack towing a dog of golden retriever on a

[Chick McGee]

sea doo and the golden's steering the ski do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's out there. It's. He's got one of those jet packs that shoots water down and so he's like 10ft off the ground off the water. It's pretty cool, man. Yeah, so it's, it's good stuff. I'm sorry. So, so much for our lawn care segment.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Christy Lee]

You love doing lawn care?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. Gets me outside listening now.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you do like the lines? Do you stripe yours or like, do you do designs?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't, I don't angle or anything like that. It's all pretty straight lines and you alternate.

[Christy Lee]

So one time you go this way and one time you go that way.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're supposed to alternate.

[Ace Cosby]

Two weeks ago I did a Van Gogh, Starry Night.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that was really fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Great. Took me 14 hours. But it's so many compliments.

[Chick McGee]

Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a guy in Japan who has a problem. He has been unconscious for a while.

[Chick McGee]

A Japan, Japan guy?

[Christy Lee]

A Japanese man. Yes. A mayor that he wants me to say some crazy name for.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the man's name.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only reason we do these stories, so you can make fun of me.

[Chick McGee]

Is he an umpire?

[Christy Lee]

Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

Is this an umpire?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's a mayor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. An umpire got hit in the head with a bat in the Japanese Baseball league and he's been unconscious for 24 days.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This is the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

It's the same guy.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. And would you like to lower.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you say it's the same thing?

[Ace Cosby]

Did they both get hit with a bat?

[Chick McGee]

Did I say you did? And you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You said do the story, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

But no, this is a horrible story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but I've got a good joke.

[Chick McGee]

The Japanese. Yeah, the umpire story is a good story. And I bet this it's not a good joke. Okay, but go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

A council in Japan has voted to remove its mayor, Kaikuo Hatakeyama, after he remained unconscious for several months following a brain hemorrhage. The decision was made through a unanimous no confidence motion. Hatakeyama has served as mayor of this city since 2008, called Hachirogata, but his illness earlier this year left him unable to carry out his duties.

[Jeff Oskay]

That makes sense why they would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, maybe a mayor who can actually open his eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I mean, it's obviously a sad story.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I just think it just shows the distinction, if you will, between the United States and Japan.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, in the United States, obviously, if we have a brain dead politician, we send him back to Washington.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we didn't do politics.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no. That was generic enough. I didn't insert whoever you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think historically, I think we have. We have more. We have morons on both side of this. Both sides of the aisle.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's true, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

If not dominating both sides of the aisle. Yeah, sure. That is kind of sad, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

It's very sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what's the story in this umpire guy?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. He got hit in the head with a bat 24 days ago and he's still unconscious, God bless him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Like the. The batter swung on, it missed the ball, it flipped the bat around. He lost control of the bat as it went behind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did the better go. He's out.

[Jeff Oskay]

So they all just standing there waiting for the game to continue.

[Chick McGee]

See, now that's a good joke. He's very, very out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steich.

[Chick McGee]

That's what he gets for standing behind a guy who's going to hit a baseball.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't stand behind the guy.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

But he was an umpire.

[Chick McGee]

Well, get it. It's not his. Not for him, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Where are you supposed to stand if you don't stand behind the guy hitting the b.

[Chick McGee]

That's why we have robot umps. Right, Tom? Yeah, darn right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do those guys wear helmets?

[Jeff Oskay]

Wear catchers, masks?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know that, but they don't wear helmets. No. Maybe this guy should have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Here he is now.

[Bob Kevoian]

See it?

[Chick McGee]

There's swing. Oh, it's a foul tip. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't get why he's unconscious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, here you do. Now he's on his ass.

[Christy Lee]

Ass.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he swings.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, the guy lets go of the bat and it hit it.

[Pat Godwin]

Why is he not unconscious?

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't that bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is. He's down.

[Christy Lee]

He's down.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't look like it hits him that hard.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't look like it hit him.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm with you. It doesn't look like 24 day coma hard.

[Ace Cosby]

It looked like he took it right off the temple.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute now long the coma's gonna be.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can, you can bet

[Bob Kevoian]

on that on one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, that's an 18 day coma.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure you could go online and bet on that now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a 30 day coma.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you kid me. Won't be out longer than four days.

[Christy Lee]

Go to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go to cow. You put down a thousand bucks, I

[Chick McGee]

got a 24 day coma. Wow. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's a bowel opening. We're going to try to get the show back.

[Chick McGee]

Just crack your pants like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

All bodily function.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

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[Bob Kevoian]

95.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Oh, there's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, there's. There's the one, the only, Josh Arnold. Hey, there's Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have finished your award winning sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we now turn to Christy Lee who is wearing a top that looks like it's a beautiful knitted prison top. With the huge horizontal stripes.

[Christy Lee]

Prison is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like those. Remember the classic prisons before they had the orange jumpsuits they would wear. I thought it was much classier.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I wish they'd go back to that.

[Christy Lee]

Navy and white.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are a couple states that have done that.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I think Arizona is back to those stripes.

[Christy Lee]

They were pink for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, like in the old Three Stooges movies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, those are. Those are cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Even the hats. Remember, they would even.

[Rodney Carrington]

Oh, the hats.

[Bob Kevoian]

Only time you see those hats now are kind of Chefs wear them, sort of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I know I'm not a fashion trendsetter, but why do they. I love this sweater. I got it on sale, but it's very nice. Now, what is the. These are not practical.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they dip down too long.

[Chick McGee]

They're getting your food.

[Christy Lee]

They do. They are constantly in the way.

[Chick McGee]

It's like.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like the ears on a bloodhound.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Yes, it is.

[Christy Lee]

You're exactly right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought if anybody would have known, it would have been you. Why they do that, I always wondered why.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why they do. The ears on a bloodhound, That's. That stirs up the air around them, and they can pick up their scent.

[Christy Lee]

They are the softest ears ever, too. Did you know that?

[Derek Stroop]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's absolutely. That's nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They lead by their nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the article about all those beagles they rescued?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I follow a lot of those people on Instagram now. They're in my algorithm, so I see them all the time. It's the cutest thing. You see those beagles touch grass for the first time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm lobbying for a third dog. I don't think it's be gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you get a beagle? Get one of these beagles.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to get a Chihuahua.

[Chick McGee]

Get a beagle named.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you didn't.

[Christy Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you really want a Chihuahua?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

A little Chihuahua.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have completely changed. I used to only be if it wasn't a golden retriever. I didn't want to be involved.

[Christy Lee]

And now you got a little dog. Now you want a littler dog.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tell us about your. The appeal of that. The. The Chihuahua.

[Chick McGee]

I've got it for you. They're dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

The dogs are all great. Oh, no, I get that.

[Chick McGee]

But you get the Chihuahua. You get a chaise lounge. You out on the back porch. You pet the dog while you're sitting there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So, Wilbur, what would you like the money for.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think if you get a Chihuahua, you gotta go against. You don't want to name the Chihuahua Pepe.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you want to go the other way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, you know, Clarence.

[Jeff Oskay]

Clarence is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or like Billingsley. I'll name him after my college roommate.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Henry, I got a new dog. He's a Chihuahua.

[Jeff Oskay]

Named him after you, of course. Your father loves you. Didn't the butler tell you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The butler gave you the birthday card, didn't he?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeeves, please tell my son I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're. We're down to. We're down to two dogs now. And it's going to stay there. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I thought one of your daughters was saving her money to buy a dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, she's all ready to buy it. She's. She got the money she wants.

[Pat Godwin]

She won that.

[Bob Kevoian]

She won the basketball pool. She's got the cash.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. The thing you got to work on at that angle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You got to go through.

[Chick McGee]

It's not your idea. Act like you don't want to do it either.

[Bob Kevoian]

She wants.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want new. What kind of dog?

[Christy Lee]

We'll convince her to get a Chihuahua.

[Chick McGee]

You just said all dogs are great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I don't want this one.

[Jeff Oskay]

What.

[Ace Cosby]

What breed?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's some. Like a King Charles spaniel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the ugliest dog in the world.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They're so cute.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're not. But a Chihuahua.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say, Billingsley, I think I. I'd

[Jeff Oskay]

like them more if they weren't so shivery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do shiver a lot.

[Chick McGee]

King Charles looks like a rat trying to be a dog.

[Christy Lee]

No. They have those big eyes. They're so cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I think the next dog is actually going to be Chickster. You're gonna. You're. You're looking at puppies, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I am. I've got puppy fever in a big, bad way. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now's the season.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have another puppy training in me. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a lady for you.

[Chick McGee]

See, I knew if Mrs. Monkey was going to be around for the puppy. Maybe she helped. She was the best dog trainer I have.

[Christy Lee]

She's got time if you get one now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How old is she?

[Jeff Oskay]

14.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have we answered?

[Chick McGee]

Hear this? Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have we answered the question? We had the story about dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, peeing in the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do dogs pee in the pool?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they do. That's how Old Yeller Got her name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, who knew? I thought it was her fur.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. Christy, you have some news over.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you remember the first time you saw Old Yeller?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do, too. My parents sat us down and we all watched it as a family.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was on Disney.

[Jeff Oskay]

And looking back afterwards, I wanted to be like, what? Why did you do that? Because I remember we were devastated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Brian's Song when you were a kid, that kind of was.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, I've still never. I've still never seen it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's really good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spoiler alert.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think he knows how it ends.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Ace Cosby]

But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dead piccolo. It's well done.

[Chick McGee]

All true stories end in death. And this is a true story. Jesus. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Reportedly a number of people are switching to bamboo toilet paper out there because they have been told it's environmentally more friendly.

[Bob Kevoian]

However.

[Christy Lee]

But experts warn it might not.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I'd use it on my phone. That's right. I'd use on my butt.

[Christy Lee]

Bam. Bamboo is often billed as a more sustainable resource because it is fast growing. But pollution from the manufacturing process reduces its benefits.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Studies have also shown that bamboo toilet paper made in China had a higher environmental impact than toilet paper made in the US Because Chinese manufacturers use. Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

Rice.

[Christy Lee]

Coal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

They use electricity generated by coal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. They don't wipe their asses with coal. I was confused.

[Chick McGee]

Used.

[Christy Lee]

Pay attention.

[Chick McGee]

Cole's dirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be weird, huh? Sealed black stripe ass.

[Chick McGee]

You've been wiping your house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then like coal miners, they would bathe outside before they would even go into their home. That's how grimy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and that's why a lot of basements in Pennsylvania have a shower in the basement.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. My grandfather was a coal miner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever tried this bamboo toilet paper Paper?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I'm a corn cob guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's good.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It cuts down on people visiting your house if you want to be.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why they call you Jimmy Crack Corn.

[Christy Lee]

If you want more sustainable products, you should look for toilet paper made from recycled paper.

[Jeff Oskay]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Rather than freshly cut.

[Jeff Oskay]

Listen, Sean, how do the b. How do the pandas feel about this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where are you going with my food?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

You're what?

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Bidets help reduce the use of toilet paper as well. As much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I was reading this article and I wanted to do a little homework. Did you know that this is true? A panda's diet is 99% bamboo. An adult panda will eat approximately 84 pounds of bamboo a day.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're constantly eating. That's crazy.

[Ace Cosby]

I recently just got that bamboo underwear that's made like. It's nice, it feels good. And I'm always sporting wood.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Jeff Oskay]

We see what you do.

[Ace Cosby]

No, actually, I did get it. It's great. It's really soft.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the video?

[Christy Lee]

Bamboo sheets?

[Chick McGee]

Pandas eating bamboo. It's supposed to be soothing, right? Just chomping on bamboo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I've got some toilet paper facts that are you're gonna find somewhat depressing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

75% of the world's population does not use toilet paper.

[Christy Lee]

75%.

[Jeff Oskay]

Alarming.

[Bob Kevoian]

4 billion people.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what.

[Christy Lee]

What do they use?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, any ideas?

[Christy Lee]

They gotta use something. They may not use toilet paper.

[Ace Cosby]

Left hands with the other hand.

[Jeff Oskay]

The three seashells. You ever see Demolition Man?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a good friend who at her house, she doesn't have toilet paper. She has a rag bag. And you use a torn rag and then you put it into another.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is she a hippie or is she a fatty? Fat, fat, fat hippie? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then she washes them and then

[Ace Cosby]

she takes the whole bag and she dumps it in the washer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does she have pink eye constantly or.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, she doesn't wash her face with it. Like she's like. It's just a bunch of torn up T shirt, like kind of T shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does your house smell like patchouli?

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet it feels.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it does feel good.

[Ace Cosby]

It does feel good. I'll be honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, here you go. According to this news account, what one uses to wipe depends on one's economic status. Wealthy Romans employed wool soaked in rose water.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so we're talking about in the olden times, we're not talking about now.

[Bob Kevoian]

French royalty used lace.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lace?

[Christy Lee]

That wouldn't make any sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't think it would.

[Christy Lee]

It would come through.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like a play doh.

[Chick McGee]

Fun factory that is rough as anything I say. Need a toothbrush to clean under the nails.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lace.

[Bob Kevoian]

The average American uses 8.6 sheets of toilet paper each time they go to the of the rest.

[Christy Lee]

8.6.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now when we come back, we'll catch up with more interesting things going on.

[Christy Lee]

We have a special guest and we

[Bob Kevoian]

have comedian Derek Stroop joining us. All right, we'll look forward to seeing Derek again. Right, now I want to remind you a little oddball fact that I cannot explain. The average home in America is worth a lot more than it was just a few Years ago. I don't know how it happened, but it's happening out there. Maybe your neighbor sold his or her house and you went, my God, they got that much for that place. Well, here's what's going on. You can actually take advantage of the fact that your house is worth a lot more without actually selling it. And the way to do that is to refinance the whole package. And that's what American Financing is all about. This is one of their specialties. American Financing is known for America's home for home loans. The idea is a pretty simple one. You reevaluate the value of the house, refinance it, and you can reduce your monthly payment. Right now, the average client of American Financing is seeing their, seeing their mortgage drop by about 800 bucks a month. It's pretty amazing. And the idea is to take some money out of that and maybe, I don't know, pay off some of those high interest credit card debts, maybe build a new kitchen, whatever. It's your cash. Find out if it's going to work for you by talking to the folks at American Financing. And by the way, these are Sal Reed consultants. They're not, not going to be giving you the hard sell in about 10 minutes. They can tell if this might work for you. I don't know what your situation is, but if it sounds like this might work for you, just check in with them. No obligation, of course, it's American financing.net for all the information. And please tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you by going to american financing.net bobandtom nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the 5 started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for detail costs and terms. Visit american financing.net Bob and Tom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Jeff Osk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello, sir. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey. I am Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. I think we got the electronic bugs, not we don't. Okay, Sorry about that. We'll move forward here. I'll stall for a few minutes. We're hooking up with comedian Derek Stroop. Fine, fine young man. He's got a Netflix special floating around in the ether. Called nostalgic. And we'll be talking Derek, in a matter of moments. Right now, I want to. Actually, Christy Lee had a story about. What was it? Bamboo based toilet paper.

[Christy Lee]

It's not necessarily eco friendly the way it's made.

[Bob Kevoian]

It turns out, apparently it's not as eco friendly as advertised. Oh, and are there big chunks of bamboo in it?

[Christy Lee]

No, Tom, that would hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember Big Bam? Big Bamboo Chief and Chong album?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's the one that had the gigantic. It looked like a rolling papers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, looked like zigzag paper or something. Yep. Yeah. They all smoked dope then, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those were the days.

[Chick McGee]

It was bad dope, too. We were smoking.

[Ace Cosby]

Smoking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now Mr. Oscar is here with us and once again, congratulations on your successful year in college. Yes, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Four.

[Ace Cosby]

Three more years.

[Christy Lee]

Three. Three more to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good for you, though.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna be a sophomore now. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a particular method of consuming cannabis products?

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you primarily smoke or edible?

[Ace Cosby]

I. I like to do it all, like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, I like to take an edible to. So that way. And then smoke a joint. So then by the time the joint's done, the edibles kicked in.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, that's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then what do you. What do you do in the real problem in sort of ensuing hours? Do you?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I go out and speed run my lawn, see how quick I can.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I might have some advice, Jeff. You need to get in a program.

[Jeff Oskay]

You and I go fishing. Yeah. Fairly often.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever just been baked out of your mind and I didn't know it?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I never drive.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, true. Yeah. What?

[Ace Cosby]

I only do it at home. No, I've never been high.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you tell people that when you're stoned, or is it obvious?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think it's obvious, but I don't have to deal with me, so I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can tell when you usually. I can tell, but it's. It's because when you and I are together, you usually have driven somewhere, but when you haven't. Greg Warren's special taping.

[Ace Cosby]

I was obliterated for that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I could tell.

[Ace Cosby]

I was on edibles and suppository.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe we can get back to the action here. I think we have Derek joining us. There we go.

[Derek Stroop]

Hey, what's going on?

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Derek.

[Bob Kevoian]

Derek. Good to see you, sir. Derek Stroop has joined us. He is the man behind the Netflix special that is up and running right now called Nostalgia. How are things going for you on Tour, sir.

[Derek Stroop]

Going great, man. Having a lot of fun, you know, riding a little momentum from the Netflix special. I appreciate y' all having me on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're looking good. That's a handsome shirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like one of those. Are those flipping jigs?

[Derek Stroop]

Well, I mean, fly fish.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Derek Stroop]

These are flies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fishing jigs. I don't even know if I've seen a polo like that, but I like that. Yeah, I like a fishing jig like a crappie polo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that, Josh, because it's kind of. You can't. You can't see this, but it looks like you're wearing a giant black bow tie on a polo shirt. See? Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's cool. It's got a black collar.

[Derek Stroop]

I'm to the top guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Buttoned all the way to the top.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Derek Stroop has joined us. Are you an avid fisherman?

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, I love. I love to fish. I mean, I don't do it as much. I live in New York City now, so I don't get to do it as much as I'd like. But, yeah, I do. I do enjoy fishing, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I just read somewhere that you can eat the fish. I don't know if about the east river or the Harlem river, but I think you can eat the fish out of a Hudson. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

They did say.

[Derek Stroop]

I don't know if that's the part of the Internet I'm gonna believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah,

[Derek Stroop]

somebody else is gonna have to figure that out. I'm trying to tell you. I'm gonna need some real promo out of you guys. If I'm eating fish out of the Hudson, I can tell you that. That times have gotten tough, my man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, am I correcting, son? You have a new kid.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, I do. We got an eight month old.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wonderful.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah. Yeah. Super exciting. Old Seth Stroop is in the world.

[Christy Lee]

I love that name, little guy. Thank you.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, it's great. It's great. He's already. I mean, he's. He's a big boy. We got the same metabolism out of the gate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you look like you're a little smaller than you were when we last saw you. Is that.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, well, you know, it's. It's just because I got. I got a little sunburn and, you know, the old. The old math, you know, fat plus tan equals muscle. So I'm looking. This is just fat that's been turned a little brown, so it looks better.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Derek Stroop]

A week ago, I was the same size. You Remembered me as.

[Bob Kevoian]

Derek Stroop is our guest. His Netflix special is called Nostalgic. Derek is on the road all over the place. Coming up, it's going to be Atlanta. Also Royal Oak, Michigan, Milwaukee, Columbus, Indy, Cincy, Cedar Rapids, Rochester, Minnesota. Munhall, Pennsylvania. Where's that, Pat, do you know where that is?

[Chick McGee]

No idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's Munhall?

[Derek Stroop]

Munhall. They call it Munhall. It's basically Pittsburgh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Derek Stroop]

It's right, right outside of Pittsburgh, but a lot of times when anybody's doing Pittsburgh, it'll be Munn Hall. That's the popular. But it's right there. They're all yins. They're yinsen insers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's not an attractive name. It sounds too much like Bunghole. Which leads me to your next stop, Hershey, Pennsylvania. So sorry, Derek.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't never ask a child to interview a man. Denver, Fargo, and Des Moines, all on the schedule for Mr. Derek Stroop. Are you flying everywhere? Are you driving a lot? Do you live in New York? Do you even have a car?

[Derek Stroop]

No, I don't, I don't have a car. I, I, I fly everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Derek Stroop]

And I haven't. You know, I, you probably forgot, but I haven't drove in 16 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. You told me that.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got, I got couple DUIs 16 years ago, and I haven't drove since, so. Yeah, yeah, I'm a, I'm a pedestrian for life, my man. Then that's just. I, I chose that. Some people get confused. I just went ahead. They got so mad at me. I go, you can keep the license. I'm gonna be tough to catch on foot out here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, yeah, I live, Living in New York then is the right place to be, I guess, if you get

[Derek Stroop]

a. Yeah, I mean, every. With Uber and Lyft now. I mean, when I lived in Denver for a decade, I didn't have a car there either. And I lived downtown. It's really. It. I don't run into any problems now if I still lived in Alabama. You're gonna have to have a pretty reliable cousin to pull this off because there is no Uber or Lyft, so. But in the big city, I can, I can get away with it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever get in a car just to drive again? Like at a parking lot just to remember what it was?

[Derek Stroop]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If my wife rents a car, yeah, I'll do some pretty. I'm a little outlaw, buddy. I might, might. I might drive to the Chili's. You know, just ride a little lightning, get the adrenaline going. But yeah, just so you don't forget, you know, I'll parallel park every once in a while. Yeah, I like to. I like to hop in the driver's seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I have a question because obviously you, you're a pickup truck kind of guy. Is there, is there, is there a service? There may be one. I don't know. I'm just asking, is there like a, a Lyft or an Uber, but it's all pickup trucks.

[Derek Stroop]

No, no. That would be wild. I would love to see that though. Yeah, I would. Really? No, no, I think that's a hilarious thought. The closest I get to that is as soon as the Uber driver hears my voice, he puts on a Blake Shelton song as quick as he can. It just doesn't matter. I mean, every time. There's no way they do this for everybody. I mean, I'd like to, to. I'd like to ask some of my black friends, like, when you get in the car, is it like a con immediately? Because that's what I get as soon as I sit down. They're like, no, we're gonna play some boot scooting boogie. I know what you want. And you know, I'm a little bit more of an AC DC guy, but I ride with it.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's so true though.

[Christy Lee]

God, I've never had an Uber driver change the channel for me. They always listen to what they want to listen to.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, yeah. When you sound like this and I'm telling you, and I've had some drivers where I've been like, you don't like this music? And they're like, oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do. And I'm like, no, no, you. There's no way. You're just accommodating me, which I appreciate, but don't lie to me. I mean, this is 10, 7, 9, you know, the tobacco. There's no way you listen to this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I, I always think it's really cool to go to a concert and you see someone that you are absolutely certain would never like this kind of music.

[Christy Lee]

Music.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, because you just.

[Derek Stroop]

Oh, yeah, that, that happens. Just seeing like a super straight laced dude just doing the worm at 3:11 concert or something. That definitely, that definitely exists. Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of like that. I've loved rap music my whole life. I mean, I grew up out in harvest Alabama. I love old outlaw country and I love some rap music. So I'm sure people have looked over to a vehicle that I've been in and been like, that's interesting. He's got on a trophy dig polo, and, you know, he's moonwalking.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we are speaking with comedian Derek Strube. Where'd you go to high school?

[Derek Stroop]

I went to Sparkman High School. Sparkman High School in Harvest, Alabama. We were the Sparkman Senators. Very intimidating mascot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Did you have, like, a guy on the sideline dressed up like. Like an old white Dude?

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah. You're 100. He looks similar to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still pissed at slavery? Still pissed at. Slavery's over that guy.

[Derek Stroop]

An old suit and, like, a cane. And the other team would be like, they're gonna pass the bill. Watch out. It was embarrassing.

[Jason]

It really was embarrassing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you. So you say you're mostly an AC DC guy when it comes to listening to music?

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah. I mean, love classic. I love classic rock. So, I mean, I always tell people, man, I grew up with a dad that had a detached garage, and that's where classic rock lives out there in a little bit of cigarette smoke. You know, he's standing around the boat trying to figure out how to catch some fish. So a lot of classic rock in the detached garage. So AC dc, ZZ Top. I love all of that stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, speaking of smoke, do you have any habits that might be considered bad?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you dip? Do you have. You have a smoke? Cigarettes? Are you a fan of the cannabis products?

[Derek Stroop]

I'm. I'm an edibles guy. I'm an edibles guy. I try to. I. I don't try to fall asleep at night. I try to really exit the chat. You know what I mean? I'm trying to really. Yeah, I'm. I'm trying to disappear out there. I. And I don't dabble in it. I really lean into it

[Chick McGee]

at the

[Derek Stroop]

end of the day. It's the end of the day. I'm sure there's somebody watching right now. You know, I talk about it in my special. They're like, oh, I take 20, 30 milligrams, and when I get out that leaf blower, that patio is in trouble. And me, I take about 80 milligrams. I'm out on my patio going, I am the leaf blower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Derek Stroop is our guest. Do you but drink alcohol anymore?

[Derek Stroop]

No, No, I haven't drank in about. In about five years. And I. And I always tell people, you know, I'm not. It wasn't like I wasn't an alcoholic. You know, I just I was a driver, which is a little different. So, like, there's no, like, you know, relapsing for me. And I don't get weird around alcohol because it's really a disease, and I root for those people. My thing was just a personal choice where it was just better for me to. To, you know, stick to the gummies.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about cigarettes?

[Derek Stroop]

No. No more. No more cigarettes. I'm not a. I mean, you know, I. Last time I was on the show, I talked about. I talked about bringing them back, and that's a big. That's a big bit in my special. But I. I'm. I'm not a cigarettes guy. I've been trying to. Trying to lose some weight, you know, been trying to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, pick up smoking. That'll help.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, that'll definitely do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Derek, it's always a great pleasure. Derek Stroup has a Netflix special. It's out there in the ether, and it's called Nostalgic. And you can also see him on the road, as I mentioned. All kinds of spots will link up to. Derek, you're looking great. Are you home?

[Derek Stroop]

No, no, I'm in Nashville right now, which. Me and my wife were actually moving to Nashville, so I guess I'm kind of home. We just closed on a house yesterday, so we'll be moving. Yeah, yeah, we'll be moving Nashville here in the next few weeks. So we're in town just, you know, tying up some loose ends. Thank y'.

[Christy Lee]

All.

[Derek Stroop]

Thank you so much.

[Ace Cosby]

That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good news for Uber and Lyft.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Nashville for sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You're gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

For sure. You're gonna be the man. Can you spell before I let you go? You have another minute here?

[Derek Stroop]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you specify I. I take Ubers all the time, but I never noticed. Can you specify the music on. You can specify talking or not talking or.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah, I think. I think that you can do. I mean, I'm not smart enough to get that deep into the. Into the app. I mean, I'm. I. I think you can say no talking or talking. And sometimes I like to talk. Sometimes I don't talk. Sometimes. You know, there's a lot of comedians that don't tell drivers that they're comedians. Some days I'll tell them before they ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ask.

[Derek Stroop]

I mean, I don't care. I'll go. I'll do. Stand up. How are you doing today? And it just depends on. Just depends on how I'm feeling. Some days I don't want to talk. Some days I do. So I don't do any of the restrictions. And I also fill out the driver. You know, living in New York City, there is no conversation. If you tried to talk to a driver, they'd try to get you. They'd pull over and try to get you out of the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the more reason to move to Nashville, Derek.

[Jason]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a great pleasure, Derek. Thanks for taking the time. Time. Hope to see you in the studio. When you fought, when you be fly, you're floating through town at some point, and I do mean floating.

[Derek Stroop]

Definitely come holler at y', all, man. I love y'.

[Christy Lee]

All.

[Derek Stroop]

Thanks for having me.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're right. We'll go fishing if you want. If you're in town for a little.

[Derek Stroop]

I would love that. I would love that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. And then we'll have Oscar supply you with the gummies. Yeah. Thanks, Derek.

[Derek Stroop]

Thank y', all, man. Have a good one.

[Jeff Oskay]

You too, man. See you, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a delight. He should do voiceovers stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

God, he's incredibly castable.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a charming voice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you catch that? He said that the senator was old like you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you catch it?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, kind of remind me. You kind of went right over that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I was trying to move on to my part about the guy trying to deny slavery was over. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you caught. You tried to get yourself to shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

That was interesting. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. My new favorite song, by the way, is a song called 20 Cigarettes.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's that by?

[Bob Kevoian]

Morgan.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a great song. I've been. I've been playing it over and over in my car for the last.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't heard that one. I'll check that one out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great. It is great. That's why I was asking about the smokes Now. Christy Lee's right over there. I can see her.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing smoking in my car? Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I don't smoke, but I'm just asking.

[Christy Lee]

No. 20 cigarettes. Because I drive a beautiful Tucson hybrid.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chris, do you mind If I have 20 cigarettes in your car?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, see, by the time he gets to the last one, well, you'll see.

[Christy Lee]

You know, a lot of choices out there. This one I'm going to make really easy for you. If you're in the market for a new hybrid, check out Hyundai's. They have a Tucson hybrid, which I love, obviously, I talk about all the time. But they also have a little bit bigger, yet still stylish Santa Fe. Hybrid. It has a lot of power and it can go off roading if that's your thing. So it's kind of like having your cake and eating it, too. The hybrids from Tucson, you get the best of both worlds and they're found at your local Hyundai dealer or@hyundai USA.com you can always call them. They love Getting your phone calls. 562-314-4603. They'll tell you even more information about the hybrids from Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks very much, Hyundai. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, a little bit of a history lesson for you and more about the history of toilet paper. Surprisingly interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And if you've ever been to Eastern Europe, you can also use it for light sanding on metal. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello. At the music desk, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. And hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you want to do your song first, Pat, or do you want me to get some history in the way here?

[Jeff Oskay]

Whatever you want.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll sing whenever you're ready for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, let's just do a little bit

[Bob Kevoian]

of history then we'll get to, you know, you got a song you've been working on over there.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

May 12th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Florence Nightingale.

[Chick McGee]

Florence, oh, what a nightingale.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a great name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never could, never could cut it and be a doctor, though, could she?

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't carry a tune either.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was great in the, I think I just liked, liked her work on the Brady Bunch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she was good on there. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It almost kind of almost sounds like the name of a prostitute.

[Christy Lee]

Florence Nightingale, a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, I bet Florence never had an issue getting that first blood draw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she could do it with her high.

[Jeff Oskay]

After the fourth poke from Sally, you go, okay, can we get Florence in here, please?

[Bob Kevoian]

So you, you were with me last week.

[Chick McGee]

Then when I go, oh, there's nothing worse than getting out. They can't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Katherine Hepburn, you old pope.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have Katherine Hepburn here. Oh, hi, Mrs. Hepburn.

[Jason]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

You are my night and shining armor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that your Harvey Weinstein or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have never seen On Golden Pond.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

But it's on my One of my watch lists.

[Chick McGee]

You haven't missed a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've just heard it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know. I will enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

You will enjoy it. Don't listen to them.

[Chick McGee]

Him. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

She won what, four Oscars.

[Christy Lee]

A great little movie.

[Jeff Oskay]

And yeah, she went for lion in winter.

[Christy Lee]

I think she was very, very talented.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Kate Blanchette won for one playing her. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Far fewer actresses when she won.

[Christy Lee]

I read her autobiography, it was pretty decent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yogi Berra, born in this date in 1925.

[Chick McGee]

Giant Penis on him. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great comedian Robert Klein had occasion to be in the Yankee locker room and he was astonished when he saw

[Jeff Oskay]

Yogi wasn't a tall man.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but apparently he was squat. Had quite the bat.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I met him, he was Yoda.

[Chick McGee]

Like really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, old, but he was very kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's some famous Yogi Berra quotes.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not like dinner plates.

[Chick McGee]

It's not over until it's over.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. The most famous probably is. It's like deja vu all over again.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baseball is 90% metal. The other half is physical.

[Jeff Oskay]

And by the way, these. He was not trying to be funny saying these.

[Bob Kevoian]

No,

[Jeff Oskay]

but we loved him.

[Chick McGee]

He was a product of a sports driven curriculum.

[Bob Kevoian]

The future ain't what it used to be. How about this one? Born in 1928, Bert Bachrach.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famous for, you know the way to

[Pat Godwin]

San Jose, Austin Powers.

[Christy Lee]

Austin Powers saying in the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, he just cuts right to him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bird playing

[Christy Lee]

on the back of the Lumo.

[Jeff Oskay]

So silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you're so fat that you have boobs behind your armpits, that's a back. Back rack, ladies and gentlemen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you have a back rack?

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a back rack.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't help. Adding the ladies and gentlemen. That did not help.

[Jeff Oskay]

A smarm and didn't help.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey now, Gabriel Byrne, born in 1950.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like him.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's famous for not playing Kaiser Soza,

[Chick McGee]

but to this day, why would you.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now we know it's not Gabriel Burn, but he.

[Chick McGee]

He insists that he was Kaiser. So say. I guess I don't. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I much prefer him in Cool World,

[Pat Godwin]

the Enemy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he in that scary movie?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, dude. He's in hereditary.

[Chick McGee]

Hereditary? He's wonderful.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's awesome what happens.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Many things happen that are real bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I chick, I know you'll know this, all right, but I bet a pat. Born in 1959, Ving Rhames went to school with Stanley Tucci and does the voiceover for Arby's.

[Chick McGee]

We have the meat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Rodney Carrington]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what the origin of the name Ving is?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's so simple. But it's surprising, honestly. It's short for Irving Tucci.

[Chick McGee]

Tucci told him, you'll never get hired. Irving Rhames won't get hired. Ving Rhames will get hired. That's what he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

That cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very cool.

[Christy Lee]

I love Stanley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, 1962. Emilio Estevez. He's famously Charlie Sheen's brother. A very nice guy I've met.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pretty good director.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Makes some good movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stephen Baldwin, the bad Baldwin.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the Emilio Estevez of the Sheen family, if you will. He's. He's in. He's also not Kaiser Soze.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that I think about it, I

[Jeff Oskay]

met him at the New York State Fair.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I was working the Rawlings booth, and I look over, and Stephen Baldwin walked by with his mom, and I got to talk to him.

[Chick McGee]

Mama Baldwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I talked to. And I go, you have got to be a very proud woman. She goes, oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

So maybe we get those proud pants off you and see what happens.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then Stephen punched me right in the nose, and I deserved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tony Hawk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Grow up. Tony. Put the skateboard away.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is true.

[Chick McGee]

I have an amazing sense of balance. So what?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. That is not what I was going to say.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. He.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, when people come up to him and go, hey, are you Tony? If they don't know that he's Tony Hawk, he kind of plays them and doesn't tell them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. I look like them. I look like him. I get it all the time. That kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I actually like him a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I like that he's leaning into kind of like, hey, I'm still doing this, but I need my turmeric, or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

He pushes.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's, like, pushing certain supplements.

[Christy Lee]

When you're in San Diego, do you ever run into him? Cause he lived in Ohio. The Oceanside. He might still.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, the question is, did Tony Hawk run into me?

[Christy Lee]

True.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's the question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chrissy, do you know who this guy is? Jason Biggs.

[Christy Lee]

Jason Biggs. Was he an American pie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, famous. Famous for what scene?

[Christy Lee]

The pie scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's very famous.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna. Cherry pie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Warm apple pie.

[Chick McGee]

Warm apple pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, it's hard to come. Come back from that isn't it. Does he show up in a lot, or is he.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. And he and his wife have a fun. They host shows and stuff. They have a really cool relationship.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Bertha.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he's in a Woody Allen movie.

[Chick McGee]

Jason and Bertha Biggs, a power couple.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, he made enough from those four American Pie movies. I'm sure he's all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rami malek, born in 1981.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's a good, good actor.

[Ace Cosby]

Weird eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Very weird eyes.

[Chick McGee]

But he's got twin brothers, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he does.

[Chick McGee]

An identical twin brother.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Honestly, I think I heard that he's in Nuremberg, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Have you seen that?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, I, I.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no, no. I was not. I'm not going to.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lastly, in 1994, Pulp Fiction premiered on Ving Rham's birthday.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Change the world, man. I know you don't think so, but

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen it changed movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I love that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that movie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I did, too.

[Christy Lee]

What was the movie about?

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was educated. Well, it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't ask that.

[Chick McGee]

About two and a half hours and you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever seen it?

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, I've seen the Dancing Hitman, Gangsters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what? Do you know what the Royale with Cheese is?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you got to watch Pulp Fiction.

[Christy Lee]

I guess so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You'll hate it.

[Chick McGee]

You'll hate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Believe it or not, learning what the Royale with Cheese is really isn't the point of the movie, but it's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Then don't ask Marvin for any questions as you're driving in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Great movie. Well, thank you very much. We're going to come back with Patty G's Song.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And we have a little bit of a toilet paper update when we. When we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look. Look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, you have to go down sometimes, too, because when you shave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talk about going down in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

You never go down, do you, Tom? I don't see you doing that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Hosk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You ever have to shave down there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, gosh, no. Tom's looks like a. An Easter basket lobster.

[Chick McGee]

You know it does. And it's green. It's green.

[Bob Kevoian]

I look like I have Angela Davis in a headlock in 1969.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

I bet her hair wasn't blonde.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hair blonde?

[Chick McGee]

No, very much a brunette.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know. Right. My chest hair. Pretty gray now.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah. Probably more gray than dark.

[Chick McGee]

My chest hair is completely white. Yeah, well, now the white haired guy

[Bob Kevoian]

in the room, Patty G. Has that nice puffy head of hair now. And your beard has almost gone all white. Yeah, pretty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Looks great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you post the little joke that I did?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

So are you okay if I po. I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're more than welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, I'll have that posted then. There's a little visual gag we've done with with Pat, but right now we were talking about summertime. You have a summer song.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear that one? Yeah, I do have a summer song. It's not summer yet, but, you know,

[Jeff Oskay]

they say Summer in the summertime Living is easy. Yeah, but I prefer.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, wait. This is great. I'm loving this.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm trying to do every summer song

[Ace Cosby]

to see

[Jeff Oskay]

if I stumble upon the

[Chick McGee]

one that summer loving had me a blast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Town summer in the city I'll take it.

[Jeff Oskay]

In the summertime I hate that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Hot brown. You hate.

[Pat Godwin]

Mungo Jerry's a pain in the butt.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Worst radio.

[Christy Lee]

Guess I want to hear yours. Summer song.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted a thousand bucks for singing that song after we asked. Gosh, Mungo Jerry.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, he probably needed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer isn't here yet, but we can pretend, can't we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I know this one.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer is here and I'm cutting the grass, filling the pool so happy winter has passed Planting flowers, digging a garden Bought some sod Put a new yard and I'm so happy summer is here Building a deck Stained the hardwood floors Got in my new hot tub without any drawers I'll start up the grill Cooking outdoors is the best but someone I know is pissed and perplexed that's the manager of my apartment complex. Summer is here and I have to move somewhere else

[Bob Kevoian]

Daddy G. Thank you very much, apartment dweller. Yep. Now, we were discussing toilet paper because we had an interesting news story about the the bamboo toilet paper fad.

[Jeff Oskay]

I use toilet paper to wipe my butt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, most people do.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the percentage of people that don't use toilet paper.

[Chick McGee]

People who don't use.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the. In the. In the world. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was it 75%?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really hard to believe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Think about how good your life is right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Toilet paper, the most expensive.

[Chick McGee]

What have you used in a. In a pinch for toilet paper? Oh,

[Jeff Oskay]

of course.

[Chick McGee]

Washcloth.

[Ace Cosby]

Coffee filter. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Washcloth.

[Chick McGee]

In a. Well, in a pinch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Raskay discussed the fact that you

[Christy Lee]

have this Kleenex before.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know this hippie chick that. What does she do? She has just washed rags.

[Ace Cosby]

She has a. A. A clean bag of rags. And then on the other side, a dirty bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they marked?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I'm guessing. I'm guessing you don't have to mark them.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then she.

[Derek Stroop]

She.

[Ace Cosby]

So. No, the bag you put it in is like a diaper bag.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

That closes off at the top.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm not very popular at the laundromat.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no. They hate seeing her come in.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's. It's weird. But I must say, wiping with, like, a T shirt. Very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's got to be fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Has to be very soft.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't put it back on, though.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you could, but you wouldn't have many friends.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Says the mud hands is kind of funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. This is. This is a whole thing of toilet paper. 75 of the world's population is the correct number. Okay, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I've used coffee filters and a. Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Kleenex.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

I've used Kleenex. So you had to waddle all the way to the kitchen to get coffee filters?

[Ace Cosby]

No, someone brought.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, I'm out. And they're like, we are out. And I was like, grab the coffee filters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's something you didn't know. The first toilet paper marketed as being splinter free.

[Chick McGee]

Charman, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't come out until 1935.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Before then, there were splinters prior to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very common to have splinters in the paper due to the techniques used in production.

[Ace Cosby]

Who do you call to get those out?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, used to order toilet paper, like orange juice. No pulp.

[Chick McGee]

Some pulp is okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you're right, Jeff. That's a good friend or spouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prior to that, it says people tended to use corn cobs, of course, Hay sticks, sand.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Moss and fruit peels.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sand would be the last I would ever go with.

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather use a banana peel. That would.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The inside.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gotta use a broken bottle.

[Bob Kevoian]

This. I'm surprised. That's us.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

7% of Americans admit to stealing toilet paper from hotels.

[Chick McGee]

I never.

[Christy Lee]

I've never done that.

[Ace Cosby]

I've stolen it from here.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. You steal this toilet paper?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the matter, dude? This.

[Chick McGee]

It got better, but it's still not great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's still pretty thin.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did. There was during COVID I stole a roll from here because it was. There was a shortage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And if I remember correctly, was all in your garage.

[Christy Lee]

You were hoarding.

[Ace Cosby]

It's still in his garage.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks a lot, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

You admit it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm a hoarder. I still got acres of toilet paper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back in the day of three major networks, Johnny Carson on the Tonight show caused a shortage of toilet paper when he joked that it was in short supply.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Everybody ran out.

[Bob Kevoian]

There were empty shelves all over the country. So there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Johnny is here right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he is?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. There's no toilet paper in America now. I can't. I can't do it unless I do it on the fly. I don't know why, why that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to head back to the news desk with Christy Lee being of toilets.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, freed a bear that had gotten. Gotten stuck in a hotel's bathroom. Officers responded to the Quality Inn and Suites after an employee reported that a bear had locked itself into an exterior bathroom. Footage shared by Outkick Outdoors shows an officer carefully unlocking the door to the bathroom while another officer stands back with wooden boards at the ready.

[Ace Cosby]

Video though the guy with the boards way, way back. He's of no assistance to the guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

No getting the door back there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The officer then pushes the door in, runs away while the black bear barrels out and trots off. By the way, the bear caused an estimated $50 worth of damage after shattering a bathroom mirror. Didn't like his looks, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was in Gatlinburg.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's bear country.

[Christy Lee]

It is bear country.

[Jeff Oskay]

Black bear country. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I opened. If I opened the door to the bathroom, it would have become Shatlinburg pretty quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Can you see a bear trying to work the pretzel kiosk disguised as OB? That'll be 3.95, please.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you like a mustard packet?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, we don't just crap in the woods, as you can see.

[Christy Lee]

I see a lot of bear videos. They're so. Gosh, they're so cute.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know you and I would be killed.

[Christy Lee]

Josh and I be dead.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, grizzly, you want to go hug that grizzly? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the. Is this what you were talking about? I wasn't paying attention. The bear who was stuck in the tree and they shot him in the ass with a dart and he fell out of the tree and like a cartoon, into a blanket, they caught him.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a couple weeks ago, was it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was. They'll climb trees and big ass bear

[Christy Lee]

and now there are a lot of little baby cubs out there that are just so cute. Coming up to doors.

[Jeff Oskay]

And that's what scares me.

[Christy Lee]

That's what scares me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Oh, there's a bear cub. Run. Mama ain't far behind.

[Chick McGee]

Mama ain't ain't far away.

[Jeff Oskay]

We are clear. We are being watched right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, Christy, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a lot of kind of kid news. We have empty nester, full nesters. We have names that are still popular. We have cursive in the news, which I know Tom loves to talk about, and new words from the Cambridge dictionary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alrighty.

[Christy Lee]

And they all kind of hook together those stories.

[Bob Kevoian]

We also have a kind of a Cannabis in the World of science update. Yeah, update on the web. And coming up later on this month, we're going to have a couple special editions of this show involving some big events going on in the world of sports. But right now, I want to remind you once again about the fact that most houses are worth a lot more than they were just a few years ago in the United States, for reasons I don't exactly understand. But it's true. If you own your home, it may be worth a lot more than it was when you bought it, even if you bought it just a handful of years ago. So what this is all about is taking advantage of the increased amount of equity you have in your home without selling the place. You can actually take advantage of that by refinancing. That's what American Financing is all about. That's what they do. American financing is known as America's home for home loans. You'll find them@American financing.net and what they've been doing is they sent me these numbers. I'll read them for you. The average client they have now is saving about 800 bucks a month on that mortgage payment. They also have a special program for a limited time that will possibly for you delay two mortgage payments, so might help you get your head above water. If you're paying a lot of credit card debt, this might be a good way to get out of it by refinancing your home and paying those debts off or maybe you just want to do something nice to the place. Put in a new kitchen. Whatever it might be, be it's your money. Find out about how this works by giving them a call or contacting them online@american financing.net. zero pressure from salary based consultants. They're not going to bug you. It takes about 10 minutes for them to figure out if this might work for you. So once Again, it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the 5 started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for details about credit costs and American Financing.net BobandTom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pardon me. There's Christy at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Present. Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Turning your head instead of using the button to turn off your mic is far more effective.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm allergic to good times.

[Chick McGee]

That's Pat. God, that one. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want a little comedy?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. There's Ace Cosby. You weren't wrong. I'm Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom. Hello. How you doing, buddy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys? Done. Okay. Patty G. May 30 at Shakespeare's in Kalamazoo, Michigan. That'll be great. It's gonna be fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got a Galvan there in Kalamazoo.

[Chick McGee]

I got a girl in Kalamazoo.

[Christy Lee]

What Shakespeare are you doing that night?

[Pat Godwin]

To be there or not to be there then.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now Christy Lee is at the news desk. We got a lot to cover here. Let's go.

[Christy Lee]

New data out there shows that 1 in 318 to 34 year olds still live with their parents. According to the analysis of Housing and Census Bureau data conducted by Finance Budget, the number of young people living with their parents is nearing the historic high scene during the COVID 19 pandemic. Men aged 25 to 34 significantly more likely than women to live with their parents.

[Chick McGee]

Significantly?

[Christy Lee]

Significantly. One in five men compared to one in seven women.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, why not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Moms take care of them. Why not?

[Ace Cosby]

Why not? Because they're grown adults. Get them out.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Ace Cosby]

I just got rid of two of mine. They're gonna come back.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Christy Lee]

They came back for the summer, didn't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, didn't you tell me that. You may not want to tell the story.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Weren't you more or less ushered out?

[Christy Lee]

I was ushered out the day I graduated. This is not a lie. The day I graduated from high school, my mother said, you will now start paying $80 a month in rent. Rent. Or you'll find yourself somewhere else to live. So guess what I did. If I got to pay somebody, it isn't going to be my mom. So I got an apartment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you get an apartment with a man?

[Christy Lee]

That's. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we got married. You knew that.

[Chick McGee]

Using sex as a weapon, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Very young.

[Chick McGee]

How old I was?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I went to college for a semester, so. But I still paid that summer before I went to college. College. So when I came back at the end of the semester, I still had to pay rent.

[Chick McGee]

I was the exact opposite. I was 18 the day I turned 18. I was. No, I was gone before that. Yeah, like a month before. I was out of there.

[Christy Lee]

17 When I graduated from high school, so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you went right into Radio Gonski.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right into the.

[Christy Lee]

That was a different time.

[Chick McGee]

The sweet science that is broadcasting.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of us couldn't wait to get out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So they're saying that more younger adults are still living with their parents.

[Rodney Carrington]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't this a huge thing in Italy? Oh, yeah. My thinking was, like, 40% or something.

[Chick McGee]

I needed somewhere that was quieter. And there were less altercations than what

[Jeff Oskay]

I was growing up with.

[Chick McGee]

So I started living backstage at the MMA fights. It was a lot quieter. Got a good night's sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this article came out. I was reading this, and then at the same time, did you see this thing about the.

[Christy Lee]

I think in our divide. Mom's defense, she was trying to teach me responsibility, that I had to. Now I'm an adult. You graduated from high school?

[Chick McGee]

Not what you said. Off here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, what I.

[Ace Cosby]

What I'm gathering is from both of you. That is, if I was a worse parent, I wouldn't have to worry about them coming back.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

They wouldn't want to be there, there.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

You still have time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you could still mess it up. Oh, yeah, that's the fun part.

[Bob Kevoian]

But every couple of months, the Cambridge Dictionary releases new words, although they're often really phrases. And these are all applicable to the previous story?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The new editions include full nester. Someone whose adult children are still living at home, which we just talked about.

[Chick McGee]

Full nester.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's stupid. Obviously. Instead of empty, you hear people go, oh, we're an empty nest nester now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, we're full nesters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now.

[Christy Lee]

When we moved a year ago, we have a room for all of the kids. Each have their own room and they're adults.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure, why not?

[Christy Lee]

Just in case. Or when they come in to stay.

[Chick McGee]

You never visit your mammy no more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that Christy? I'm thinking that was Sophie. Sophie would call her.

[Bob Kevoian]

She calls Christy her. Her mammy isn't really. Is she doing a stage production?

[Chick McGee]

Friend, I'm gonna tell you this. If she hasn't before, she'll start now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She'll be here next week. We can ask her.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

It's T R A D. Is that Tr. Trad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, like a trad wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's really beginning.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard this.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a traditional.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's short for trad wife is being ground into the dirt.

[Christy Lee]

An adult male who lives at home with his parents and does tasks like housework and gardening return for free accommodation. Okay, that would be okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sounds more like tragic son, but yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or loser.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll cut the grass as soon as the Star wars marathon is over.

[Chick McGee]

Loser.

[Christy Lee]

This next word is something that I have been seeing a lot of in the socials. They call it here a grad annex, A self contained living space for a young adult located on the same property as their parents home.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's. That would be great.

[Christy Lee]

Provides free or low cost accommodation. You know those tiny houses. There are a lot of people are doing that.

[Ace Cosby]

You can order one off Amazon now.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

They will deliver a tiny house to your real house.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

For like $14,000.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

And they're nice.

[Christy Lee]

They're putting. Yeah, they're putting adult. They're putting grandparents in them and.

[Chick McGee]

Have you watched Tiny houses on hgtv? Oh, yeah, it's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, do these things have toilets?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, well, yeah, they're fairly functioning, but they are small and you know what?

[Ace Cosby]

500 square feet.

[Chick McGee]

You can tell you're watching tiny houses on each. Every episode starts with this is so tiny. Every single person walks in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And there was one I saw the other day where they had the. The parents had a small home and then they connected the kids. Small home with a deck in between.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

And they're teenage kids. These were teenage kids. They still lived at home, but they had their own separate living quarters. I thought that's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

With their own kitchen, their own bathroom. It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it called? A grad annex. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Or whatever you want to. Yeah, whatever you want to call that, but okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have. We can go from words in the United States and in England to Australia.

[Christy Lee]

You want to do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. These are. I think we'll know most of these.

[Christy Lee]

Mental Floss has decoded some common Australian slang. How you going?

[Jeff Oskay]

How you doing?

[Christy Lee]

A common way to greet someone in Australia like, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

How you going, Chris?

[Ace Cosby]

Are you half doing Australia?

[Christy Lee]

Good on you. I don't have an Australian accent

[Chick McGee]

on you. Kind of squeezes out of your mouth. Very good on you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that Brian Brown over there?

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Sam. Neal. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Good on ya.

[Chick McGee]

Good on ya.

[Christy Lee]

That's an expression used to praise someone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Like, good job. Good on you. Having a yawn Yarn. I can't see. I can't do that. Having a yarn.

[Jeff Oskay]

Telling a story.

[Christy Lee]

Chatting or sharing stories with someone. Chucking a sickie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't have gotten this one.

[Chick McGee]

A sickie I'm guessing is a sick day.

[Christy Lee]

Very good chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do everything with their sunglasses are sunny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah. Sicky days.

[Christy Lee]

A sickie calling in sick to work or school. Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

A sickie chucking a sickie. Sounds like you're vomiting on a boat

[Christy Lee]

pulling a swifty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you.

[Chick McGee]

That's where you kidnapped Taylor Swift.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

By the way, our plans are not for public.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Used when someone does something deceptive or clever.

[Chick McGee]

Mm.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're pulling a fast one.

[Ace Cosby]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

She'll learn to love us.

[Christy Lee]

Hard yucca.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hard yucca yakka. Tough toenails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Close.

[Christy Lee]

Tough or strenuous work.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hmm.

[Christy Lee]

Crikey.

[Chick McGee]

Crikey. Goodness sakes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Exclamation. Used to show surprise or excitement. We've heard this one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought it meant look out for that stingray.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tough crowd.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that was a million to one shot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Hit him right in the heart. You know, you've got to think he was up to no good somehow.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had a buddy who had a stand up bit about how he's now up there bothering the angels. Oh, look at this one. He's got a flaming sword.

[Chick McGee]

Will you shut up?

[Christy Lee]

Liam and Olivia may be dominating the most popular baby name list as of late, but when it comes to people of all ages in the US. So you understand what I'm saying here? Not just the people that.

[Jeff Oskay]

So these are most popular names for everyone.

[Christy Lee]

For everyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because yesterday we had the list of Social Security. All the babies born last year.

[Christy Lee]

Right. This is all people, all ages. Michael is the frontrunner. Based on data collected during the 2020 census, the top five were Michael, John, James, David and Robert.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

The reason male names lead the rankings even though women slightly outnumber men, is because there's less variety in male names compared to female ones.

[Chick McGee]

And there are far more people having girls than they wish there were boys. Right. So they named the girls with boys, you know, like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

This is my daughter, Robert.

[Christy Lee]

The report also looked at last names, finding the eight of the top 15 surnames in 2020, including Smith, Brown and Johnson, have been among the most common since the first U.S. census way back in 1790.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. But yes, there's not all Liam's out there. It's just that certain age group, there's still a lot of Michaels and Davids and Roberts and James.

[Christy Lee]

No, 50 years from now, it'll be probably a lot different. It will be the Liams and Noah's

[Bob Kevoian]

and so you're saying the Michaels, Johns, James, Davidson, Roberts will be dead?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

We'll all be dead. The yellowstone caldera will have killed us all by then. Kidding me.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it could have gone on at office. He was speaking.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

It's bound to happen.

[Christy Lee]

Some students are picking up their pens to learn cursive Tom in clubs and after school programs. According to the New York Times, Tom's behind it. As you can tell, while cursive was eliminated from curriculum programs in favor of teaching children. Children how to use technology, several schools and libraries around the country are now teaching cursive in extracurricular clubs.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they wanted to give the chess kids someone to beat up.

[Christy Lee]

Leanne Puchalski, who runs a cursive program at the Abington county library.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and whatnot.

[Christy Lee]

Told the New York Times her course has become so popular it now has a weightlift list. Cursive may not be a niche activity for much longer. See, Tom, as many as 23 states have started to require it be taught in schools again.

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you used cursive, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Every time I sign my name. This is a great way for kids to learn how to forge their parents signature.

[Chick McGee]

They've got that online signature thing down though. Have you ever. Have you done that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they just have a fake one. You just go, yeah, that's me. And pick it. Is that one you just pick it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just go ahead. Is that okay? I mean, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, use it.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you feel about Christian to me is kind of like Roman numerals. How many guys in the NFL do you think if you showed them the super bowl logo would Know what the number was?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

What is this one?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, you really could ask that of the average.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, viewer. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I, for example, I hate watches with Roman numerals because I'm too stupid to go, wait a minute. IV xi. I really don't curse it to me is just a waste of time.

[Ace Cosby]

My. My kids, when my mom and their aunts send them cards, I have to read them to them.

[Christy Lee]

They can't read cursive.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. They have no idea it is a form of illiteracy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I believe that too. They should know. So cursive.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. They were never taught it.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the very least, it reinforces what you learn in English. Right? Yeah, that's. It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't do it on a phone. That's why

[Chick McGee]

next Super Bowl 61 will be LXI Lixie.

[Derek Stroop]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, L is 50. X is 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many people would know that?

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't know it. It.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't know it unless I. I'm

[Jeff Oskay]

pretty good at it.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you guys. Maybe. We must have hammered it in school.

[Bob Kevoian]

That thing at the. At the end of a movie where it's whipping by at full speed. Mxx I I. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, all you need to know is the last four pretty much, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If you're in that decade, you know

[Jeff Oskay]

it's night in the 1900s or.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're kidding me. I'm gonna waste. I've never, I've never gotten best the mxzf, whatever the hell they are.

[Christy Lee]

Like C, Tommy.

[Chick McGee]

C is a hundred. M is a thousand. I think now you were.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you're an avid cursive guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I know after show choir you had.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if he's avid.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm pro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's not going to tell you. But I'll tell you about it. Josh really was. They were a bunch of really tough guys. After show choir, they had the. The blood and the scripts and blood in the scripts.

[Jeff Oskay]

You didn't. You didn't mess with them.

[Chick McGee]

You were a blood, though, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

I was. And boy, I don't know how many feather pens I took in my ass.

[Chick McGee]

He had that one thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we know how you feel about cursive. How do you feel about decimal points? We got to have a decimal point in our system. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're very important.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Outagami County, Wisconsin have added.

[Chick McGee]

Not a real county.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really isn't.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Have added a decimal point to a speed limit sign on one of its roads.

[Chick McGee]

That's like oobie doobie Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

The new boasted speed limit is 17.3 miles per hour.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's this about?

[Christy Lee]

According to this, the point three is

[Bob Kevoian]

the blood alcohol content of the average driver.

[Christy Lee]

The Outagami County Recycling and Solid waste explained that the unusual traffic sign aims to make drivers take notice and slow down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

It makes you look twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are they going to take a glance and go, hey, wow, it's 173 miles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Miles an hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not expecting a decimal point.

[Christy Lee]

And most importantly, they say it breaks that autopilot feeling we can all fall into when driving familiar.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, I would. I'd take notice of if it just said 17.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like who, who does that?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's kind of a cool idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, speaking of Roman numerals, I think it's time to practice our Roman new Roman numerals, I should say, with this. A classic from Haywood banks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

[Chick McGee]

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

[Bob Kevoian]

13.7, 18 Wheels on the big rig, everybody.

[Derek Stroop]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

[Jeff Oskay]

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

[Derek Stroop]

30, 14, 17, 18 wheel on a big rig.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, roll. Okay, let's back them up.

[Derek Stroop]

Here we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there's 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7,

[Bob Kevoian]

4, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wheels on a big rig.

[Derek Stroop]

Okay, just even numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's 2, 4, 6, 8, 10,

[Derek Stroop]

12, 14, 16, 18 wheels on a big ring.

[Chick McGee]

And they're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, just the odd numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Oh, there's 1, 3, 5, 7, 9,

[Bob Kevoian]

9, 11, 11, 11, 13, 15 wheels.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're so smart in math.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, well, how about.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about Roman numerals, Mr. Smart Bob? Oh, there's I, I, I, I, I,

[Rodney Carrington]

I, I, V, V, V I, V

[Jeff Oskay]

I, I V, I, I, I, I

[Bob Kevoian]

X, X, X I X, I, I X, I, I, I X I V, X, V X, V I X, V I, I X, V I,

[Jeff Oskay]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rolling, rolling, rolling. Okay, get out your wrist calculator. Let's divide the wheels by PI.

[Rodney Carrington]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's 3.14185551212901346, 800.

[Chick McGee]

And they're rolling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Thank you, Haywood. They're Roman.

[Derek Stroop]

They're rolling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Haywood Banks. Coming up. Chrissy Lee. What do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have an ice cream mascot stolen. We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Softy was stolen.

[Christy Lee]

We'll find out. And we also have an interesting alternative to cannabis.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Jeffrey, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, pay attention.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it cocaine?

[Chick McGee]

That would be an interesting.

[Christy Lee]

That would be an interesting alternative.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jason]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm having one of Tom's favorites for lunch, tuna salad that I'm Going to dip chips into to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow, there's Jeff. Oh, hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm noticing more and more restaurants are doing their own homemade potato chips. A big thumbs up for the most part.

[Jeff Oskay]

They can be really great.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sometimes they're seasoned wonderfully. Sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very, very nice. Now, now we have a Christy Lee over there. I can see her a boss go.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want me to go?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Done. A Boston bakery has asked for the safe return of its stolen mascot. Ms. Joanne Chang of the Flower Bakery fl o u r Chang reports that their giant soft serve mascot. You were right on the money there, Chick. Dubbed swirly, has gone missing from its spot outside the eatery on the Boston Common.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Mr. Softy had him had a logo.

[Christy Lee]

He was swirly.

[Chick McGee]

He had a. It was the head. It was an ice cream cone and his face was on the cone and then his head was the swirly part. And then he had a hat up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Chang believes swirly was taken after her team spotted a very similar looking plastic cone in a dorm window just across the street.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think this is case solved.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they no, I, I checked it and they still haven't solved it.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Chang return him safely, no questions ask asked in exchange for baked goods and our eternal gratitude.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'll even get food.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So far, college student doesn't need food.

[Chick McGee]

So doing this holding him hostage basically is working.

[Bob Kevoian]

They must be drunk frat guys because stoned frat guys would steal the ice cream, I think, rather than the mascot. But this has been. This happened a couple weeks ago and it's still. They. According to the latest news on it, they have not found swirly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

They're swirly.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a giant ice cream cone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would take more than a few guys to carry that thing around.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like my whistle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, sure does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whistle.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have developed a so called green plastic alternative from a form of cannabis derived from hemp. The stretchy thermoplastic has a high glass transition temperature, a quality that allows plastics to stay dry and durable when they come into contact with boiling hot water. There was a misdirection there on that cannabis thing, wasn't it? Researchers hope it could replace BPA and pet, which of course we all know are bad for us in our plastics.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, I'm fine with talking drugs until it gets real nerdy like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

well, Jeff, this is Cool. Because now your weed guy can make his own baggies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I didn't even think about that. That's gonna save a ton of money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they still. Do you still purchase it in baggies?

[Ace Cosby]

No, it comes prepackaged from the dispensary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the dispensary is not. They don't like an old school thing where they.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they don't have 100 Ziploc bags.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a dealer's choice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they should have.

[Bob Kevoian]

There has to be a cannabis company that's doing like a retro thing. I bet there is.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like it's inside, it's painted like the back of a big lots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's so cool. A little bit of a retro weed purchasing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sonic.

[Christy Lee]

New research out there shows that an 800 year old Chinese exercise routine called wow. Badwanjan helps lower blood pressure. This routine is made up of eight structured movements that combine aerobic activity, flexibility training, isometric exercise and mindfulness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you more of an anaerobic or anabolic? I'll take your thoughts.

[Christy Lee]

With typical sessions lasting about 10 to 15 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like to sweat. That's why I don't do cardio very well.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was confused. So this isn't. I looked it up.

[Christy Lee]

No. According to the large randomized clinical trial participants who performed Bandanjin, that's when I

[Jeff Oskay]

knew it wasn't Tai Chi. When it was called something else.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Josh, as you know, there are often. No one said different words for the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, isn't this Tai chi? No one said that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds like Tai Chi to me.

[Ace Cosby]

Can we.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're standing. You're standing. No, no, I mean you're standing around posing and Tai chi seems like a

[Ace Cosby]

bunch of crap to me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it looks so nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but how are you? You're working out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet if you and I went and did Tai Chi after 10 minutes, we would go, we have to stop.

[Ace Cosby]

I would fall asleep. It's the most boring thing I've ever.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think we'd be surprised.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a lot of stretch touching. It's kind of okay.

[Ace Cosby]

How many people do you know do Tai chi to stay in shape?

[Christy Lee]

I know my brother in law.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't live in Southern California.

[Christy Lee]

My brother in law does Tai chi.

[Bob Kevoian]

So for your blood pressure, you just take pills and drink more bourbon, right?

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares about your brother in law.

[Jeff Oskay]

We hate that guy. Don't you know we hate that guy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he hurts your sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good friend. Of mine does chai chi. You know him, Christy, you always. But it hasn't, it hasn't made him grow any taller if, you know.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Your brother in law is a pastor?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Andy's brother is. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Andy's brother. Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we were talking about the other brother.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, that guy's great.

[Christy Lee]

He's a saint.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, we love the pastor guy.

[Chick McGee]

No, Vicki's husband is no good.

[Christy Lee]

He's a saint he has to live with.

[Jeff Oskay]

When was he pasteurized?

[Christy Lee]

Probably 20 years ago last year.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, some hippies swear by unpasteurized. There's some risks.

[Ace Cosby]

I like a raw preacher.

[Chick McGee]

Raw preacher. There's the joke.

[Pat Godwin]

That is the joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much, Christy. Coming up, a couple special editions of this show, including a rare Sunday edition that'll be featured online starring Chick McGee.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can have Sundays on the Sunday edition.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ooh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you guys hate ice cream and hot chocolate or hot chocolate. I ruined my ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what she got. I got a hold of over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The joke. Destined to die.

[Chick McGee]

We normally get a very nice catered breakfast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom's right. Ill conceived, poorly delivered, and then just flat melted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing. But I. I appreciate the effort.

[Chick McGee]

Flat is. The day is long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tomorrow we'll do better. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jason]

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