The BOB & TOM Show - May 13, 2025

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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - May 13, 2025

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1. Comedy Segment: The Fart Museum

Timestamp: [02:27] – [04:13]

The episode kicks off with a hilarious discussion about a fictional "Fart Museum." Tom Griswold introduces the concept, prompting Chick McGee and Josh Arnold to brainstorm absurd features of the museum. Pat Godwin humorously questions the authenticity of the exhibits, leading to a series of comedic exchanges about the sensory experiences visitors would endure. Notable moments include Chick's quip, "It's a little hard to document the dawn of fart" ([02:37]), and Josh's exaggerated response, "It smells awful. The only way we really make money is through our concession area." ([02:42]).

2. Sports News: NBA Playoffs and Draft Lottery

Timestamp: [05:08] – [12:00]

The hosts delve into the latest NBA playoff developments. Chick McGee reports on Jason Tatum's unfortunate injury during the Celtics' game against the Knicks, quoting, "The Celtics lose last night in New York to the Knicks. 121, 113" ([06:51]). The conversation shifts to the Timberwolves' victory over Golden State, highlighting Timberwolves' lead in the series and speculation about Steph Curry's possible return.

A significant portion of the segment covers the NBA draft lottery. Chick shares, "Cooper Flag will be the number one pick out of Duke," referencing conventional wisdom ([08:52]). Tom Griswold humorously mispronounces it as "Atulus," eliciting laughter from the team ([08:20]). The discussion underscores the Mavericks securing the top pick and the anticipation surrounding the upcoming draft.

3. Listener Mailbag: Relationships and Personal Stories

Timestamp: [22:29] – [25:06]

Listener interactions take center stage as Chick McGee reads a letter from Brian, expressing delight over the addition of Christy's husband, Andy, to the show. This prompts a heartfelt and humorous introduction of Andy, leading to playful banter about the hosts' relationships. Christy Lee engages with the audience by introducing her husband, sharing anecdotes that blend humor with genuine affection.

4. Discussion on the Southern Accent's Evolution

Timestamp: [11:46] – [16:03]

A thought-provoking segment explores the diminishing Southern accent in urban areas. Christy Lee presents findings, stating, "Linguists say younger generations in cities like Atlanta, Raleigh, and New Orleans are dropping the classic Southern draw" ([11:47]). Tom Griswold adds insights about media influence, mentioning how local news broadcasters adopt a "flat" accent, contributing to the accent's decline.

The hosts debate the cultural implications, with Jess Hooker noting, "It's based on a stereotype that a Southern accent implies lower intelligence," and Josh Arnold advocating for the preservation of regional dialects. This conversation balances humor with cultural commentary, highlighting the complexity of linguistic evolution.

5. Comedic Bits: Self-Propelled Zipper and Dishwasher Cooking

Timestamp: [70:10] – [84:34]

The show features inventive and absurd comedy bits, including a mock segment on a self-propelled zipper developed by a Japanese company. Tom Griswold jokes, "You don't want to have to zip up your pants? Press a button and make sure you got it all the way tucked in" ([70:29]).

Another comedic highlight is the discussion about cooking steak in a dishwasher. Christy Lee recounts, "He vacuum sealed the meat, ran it through a full dishwasher cycle… then gave it a quick sear," sparking laughter and disbelief among the hosts ([80:57]). These segments showcase the hosts' ability to blend current trends with their unique comedic flair.

6. Sponsored Segments: BetterHelp and Raycon Earbuds

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7. Entertainment and Pop Culture Jokes

Timestamp: Throughout the episode

Interspersed with sports and comedic discussions are numerous pop culture references and jokes. The hosts make playful mentions of celebrities, movies, and fictional characters, such as referencing "Foghorn Leghorn" and "The Fonz," blending nostalgia with current humor. For example, Chick McGee quips, "Man, you got to think of something else," in response to air quotes about famous personalities ([74:00]).

8. Closing Remarks and Teasers for Upcoming Segments

Timestamp: [87:17] – [88:05]

As the episode nears its end, Christy Lee teases upcoming stories, including plans to discuss "chimpanzees in the news" and innovative cooking methods. Tom Griswold wraps up by encouraging listeners to engage with the show on various platforms, maintaining audience connection and anticipation for future episodes.

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Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing your last news story, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can do one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go for it. You said you had one more.

[Christy Lee]

If art museums are a little too stuffy.

[Tom Griswold]

Art?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'd go to a fart museum.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell yes. Farts through the ages.

[Christy Lee]

It's a little hard to document the dawn of fart.

[Chick McGee]

How old am I? Hold on a second. I'm going to be still making fun of farts at 50. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom show. Hey, Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Call for the fart museum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Chick, I just want to crack you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to come here.

[Tom Griswold]

I gather it's fully all dimensional. Smell o vision.

[Josh Arnold]

It stinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this museum is no good at all. Whoa, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's part of the multimedia display they've got going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

When you walk in, right, it's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

There's like this big air compressor.

[Josh Arnold]

It blows farts at peace.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Does it smell?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it smells awful. The only way we really make money.

[Chick McGee]

Is through our concession area. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you sell there?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we rent raincoats for the back.

[Chick McGee]

Part of the tour. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Now, does it have.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the atmosphere like there? Is it real?

[Chick McGee]

Atmosphere sounds thick, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Humid and cloudy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have. Is your. Is your fart museum primarily contemporary or is it modern or do you have classical pieces?

[Chick McGee]

Mostly fart deco. Really? Okay style.

[Josh Arnold]

And while I got. You work here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I work here.

[Chick McGee]

My family and I would like to get our money back. Front. No Re. What was that? That was our tribute to all the little people that played the munchkins.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me take you into this one room, okay? I want to show you what's going on here.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

What's in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Which room are you in? Oh, it's the SBD room. Oh, boy. Silent but deadly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I gotta go. Cause, man, this is unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta. This is like the third time this month already.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

We got a re. Wallpaper. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. I gotta go. Say, where are you guys located?

[Josh Arnold]

We're.

[Chick McGee]

We're at Brownsville, Texas. Hi, hello and welcome. It's the Bottom of Todd show. How are you? There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh Arnold. Hi. There we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee with an itchy nose. Does that mean I'm gonna have a visitor or something? Did you know? Have you heard that?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody's talking about you. One of the two not yours.

[Josh Arnold]

Burning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If she knows.

[Chick McGee]

If she knows you're gonna have a visitor. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you always fighting?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm Irish.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think we can necessarily take the. An entire people and in such a negative way, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All of your negative qualities, personality traits are because you're Irish.

[Pat Godwin]

We walk in a room, go, where's the fight? And what's it about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have a lot to get to here, so let's. Let's just start right now.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just dive in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

What have I got over here? I've got the NBA playoffs last night, and it looks like the Celtics. The conventional wisdom. The cw, that's what they call that. I don't know if they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

They got their own channel.

[Chick McGee]

Conventional wisdom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jason Tatum, injured last night for the Celtics, had to leave at the end of the third quarter, looks like. That's right. The injury of the two. The 2000, 2000s. Achilles.

[Tom Griswold]

And we from now and say Atulus.

[Chick McGee]

Atulus tendon.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so much funnier.

[Chick McGee]

And as it was pointed out to me on my tv, this isn't like the NFL. You're stopping and starting in NBA. And Achilles, he's probably most likely, if that's what it is, going to miss next season as well. So he's out of the playoffs and depending on. But I.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

All the telltale signs, you know, they slowed down and went. It's no good. No good at all. Pat, you don't want that.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of pain with that line rolling up and. Like a window shade.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the Celtics lose last night in New York to the Knicks. 121, 113. Now New York has a three game to one lead and looks like once again, conventional wisdom, maybe the Knicks and the Pacers in the Eastern Conference final renewal of once was once called Hicks versus the Knicks. So here we go, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to think of a better name for that. The Hicks versus the Knicks.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good. It's kind of iconic, no?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Do you like it? You like being referred to as a hick?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I think if I'm a hick and call myself a hick, it's okay. But I don't want any of them big time folks, yes. Calling me a hick. My God, with their skyscrapers and their pants to show they're dancing, their subways and their taxi cabs.

[Tom Griswold]

There are people pooping in the subway, throwing it at each other, eating bad pizza, calling it good by the slice.

[Chick McGee]

You understand It.

[Tom Griswold]

It always goes.

[Pat Godwin]

Pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the other NBA playoff game last night, Minnesota wins 117, 110. They have a three game to one lead over Golden State without Steph Curry. Looks like if there is a game six, he's eligible to return then. But game five is tomorrow night. And in Minnesota and the. The T Wolves, that's what sportscasters call the Timberwolves.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

The T wo could wrap it up on Wednesday night. And the ping pong balls have spoken in the NBA. Tom, you know what I'm talking about. That's right. The draft lottery. And the Dallas Mavericks had like a 1.8% chance to get the number one pick by way of the ping pong balls, which is the way they do it. And by gosh, the Mavericks get the first pick last night. And their conventional wisdom says that Cooper Flag will be the number one pick out of Duke.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what CW says.

[Chick McGee]

That's what CW says.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Cooper Flag.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a show on the CW called the cwcw?

[Chick McGee]

Conventional Wizard.

[Tom Griswold]

People just walk around talking about what everybody thinks is gonna happen.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Educated.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight's episode picked the wrong pope. Sorry, we didn't even have him in the. In the. In our field division.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the Pope yesterday? And I'm sick of Tyrant.

[Tom Griswold]

He opened with a joke.

[Chick McGee]

He opens with a joke. He's good. He. He goes out to the front, just talks and starts talking to Lester. He's like, hey, how you doing? And Lester goes, what do you think? You being the first American Pope? And he goes, you tell me. I mean, it's just, like, real. Like, the Pope's a used car dealer. He had a.

[Tom Griswold]

He had an audience. And he. He opened with a joke. It was good, too. It was a good one.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we can catch that.

[Tom Griswold]

The essence of what he said was he was introduced, he got applause, and he said, well, I've learned that, you know, everyone's going to get applause in the beginning, right? It's if you applaud when this is over, if I'll know how I have done.

[Chick McGee]

And then he said. And also if you're awake at the end of this. Gave him that.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was speaking English. Yeah, I mean, I know it's because he. His first presentation was primarily not in English.

[Christy Lee]

It was in Spanish, Italian and Spanish.

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you.

[Christy Lee]

He's from Peru.

[Chick McGee]

How disappointed I am. I don't care if it's real or not. He should come in with a Chicago accent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So here's what we're gonna do. All right? First of all, Ditka Saint.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's a saint. Ditka.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Mike Singletary.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they call the. Forgive me for not knowing. The vestments. The outfit. What is the. There's some people. The big white one. There's a name for that. I forget what it is, but I don't know. It'd be pretty. That may be it. Maybe it's like. It'd be pretty funny if you turn around and it had a Bears logo. Cassock is also. Isn't this. Isn't that the same as a. Wait a minute. What's the thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Cassock and surplus is what the altar boys have, so maybe it is the same thing, too.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the thing and that you put your feet on in front of a chair? A hassock.

[Christy Lee]

That's a hassick, not a castle.

[Tom Griswold]

Ottoman.

[Christy Lee]

Ottoman.

[Tom Griswold]

Ottoman. What do you call the thing? Do you have a chair that has the thing in front of it you move around?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do. My chair has a. When I lean back, it comes up with the chair, too. That's the kind of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you've got the Lazy Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I got a couple of those.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a lot of papal regalia, if you will. There's a whole Bunch of stuff. The palum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, do they sell it? Is that merch?

[Christy Lee]

The Pope wears the pallium over his chasuble when celebrating.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're just making up words.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's a very serious play. Jezebel with Marilyn Monroe.

[Chick McGee]

And pallum is a have gun will travel. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. These are all very accurate. Coming up, we have some exciting things. You've got an interesting thing about the American language, which of course I speak that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'd be surprised. It's about accents and how in some cases they're going away in here in the. Here in the USA kind of. It's kind of an interesting thing. Also, we have chimpanzees in the news, alligators in the news. You're wanted to cook anything in your dishwasher. We got an update on that for you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even do dishes in my dishwasher.

[Tom Griswold]

And plus, we have. Coming up in the news. Everybody hold your breath. The self propelled zipper.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally.

[Chick McGee]

It's about time.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's actually quite interesting. And then we have a.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you had enough of pulling your zipper up yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

We also have interesting.

[Chick McGee]

There ought to be a law.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you tired of living without fear of having your penis ripped in half by a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I went to a servo motor going wild.

[Chick McGee]

That's why I went to the button fly. The zipper scared me.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies. Who needs to shave when you can have it ripped off by an errant zipper? Also something right out of Star wars. That's becoming reality. Wait till you see this. I mean, this is staggering. It's so amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Correct. It is a cassock.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a cat? Really?

[Christy Lee]

When he is not celebrating mass, the Pope wears a Cossack.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, what's a Cossack? That's a Russian.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they were considered to be some of the greatest horsemen in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

The Cossacks?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they had a special relationship with their horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were just excellent. Now, a couple of other interesting things happening on the way today. That would include. I've been playing, by the way. I've been playing cards with the girls and I'm. I'm the worst card player ever.

[Christy Lee]

Play uno or is it poker?

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

King's corner. They're trying to teach me.

[Christy Lee]

Don't know that one.

[Tom Griswold]

And after every and ever, after every, they'll look at me and go, you should have done this. Anyway, we have cards in the news in a fun way. Today.

[Chick McGee]

Now, here's what you do. You teach them to play stud, okay? Five card stud. And then you go, look, I'm Mr. Vegas. Bet it all. And then when you take all their money, you say, see, you've learned. You've learned a lesson. Don't gamble.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Christy Lee]

You're a good dad because I know you hate playing card.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I do, too. I'm terrible. I am the. I have no. What's the word? Concentration. Focus.

[Chick McGee]

How many times do one or both of them have to look at you and go, dad, it's your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Also, a visit from Christie's husband Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're very excited. Oh, this will be great.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna stop by. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

How are ya? Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. We'll get back to pack, Pat, in a second. There's a problem. Is your mic on?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby is here. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Don't cheat yourself. Tom, if you get a chance, go out to our back door, take a look at the parking lot, check and admire the parking job Pat did this morning. All the other cars.

[Pat Godwin]

I came to work and I forgot my la.

[Chick McGee]

Go back. You think this explains your behavior?

[Tom Griswold]

And you let me get. You walked in here and said you'd forgotten your laptop. Yeah. Then you left and you came back and didn't have your laptop. So where is it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's at a car wash, apparently. I don't know. That's the last place I had it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you can't find your laptop. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

IPad, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

The one I use in here?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this mean we're not going to be able to hear any songs today?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I got all the songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Why, why would you have your Laptop.

[Christy Lee]

At a car wash. Ipod. It's an iPad.

[Pat Godwin]

In the back of my car. I went to the car wash. I took it. I take everything out.

[Chick McGee]

You take everything out of your car?

[Tom Griswold]

You think they're gonna steal it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I just take. It's like I'm a nice person. They really do their cleaning.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they clean the inside of your car?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that's how I have it done yet.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I got that kind of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're parked about halfway into the parking lot. So just so you know, he's done that before. Yeah. And you choose.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm excited to get here.

[Christy Lee]

You choose to park.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. So your car is sticking way out of the space. Well, someone's gonna hit it. You better pull in, Paula.

[Pat Godwin]

I do this everywhere. Drugstore. I'm the worst. Parker, apparently. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Why'd you bring up your girlfriend? She's used to having it partway in.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. That's a gorgeous piece of business. That's something else.

[Christy Lee]

I think you said to me once that you do that because you're afraid of hitting that light pole. That's. You know, we have about 18, 000 spaces out there.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my space. Are we all like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not even.

[Pat Godwin]

She goes. You're not even parked in the. You're not even on the line in the lines.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that.

[Chick McGee]

That's incredibly accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Does your car have parking a camera on it?

[Pat Godwin]

It does indeed.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you just put it.

[Pat Godwin]

Only I know how to use it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move forward.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. When you put it in reverse, the camera goes on. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. Oh, I bet his. Mine. You have a parking button, and it puts the forward camera on so you can see exactly where you're going.

[Chick McGee]

And the mirrors adjust so you can see you're going backwards.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it sits there. I don't know how to use it, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's just move forward.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you guys brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Where was I? Oh, we had a discussion yesterday. Our guest was a race car great, Ari Lyon. Dyke. And we were talking about Finland at one point. He's from the Netherlands.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know the difference.

[Tom Griswold]

They're both very cold sometimes. We were trying to remember where the. What the country was where if you could get a speeding ticket, it could be hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[Christy Lee]

In Finland for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I found this one. A guy was fined 130,000. His name, Anders Viklov, going 51 and a 31.

[Chick McGee]

Did everybody hear the hint of accent on Tom? What was his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Anders, Vic Love. What's got the O with the whatever the hell. I have no idea what that means. I just put a spin on it.

[Chick McGee]

Little flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

His license was suspended for 10 again, going 51 and a 31. He was fined $130,000 because it's based on your income. Based on your income.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Runs a holding company.

[Chick McGee]

You Josh would lose your mind if that happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be down.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be in jail because I wouldn't no court that I would have to go to would I ever respect.

[Chick McGee]

It would start.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be a mess.

[Chick McGee]

It would start with, you don't know who you're messing with. And it end with, get your hands off me.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, I do. Well, I mean, I hate stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

130,000. And that apparently is not the biggest one ever.

[Chick McGee]

It's not?

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's. It doesn't say that. This. It just says this. There's another more. That's ridiculous. I mean, can you imagine a ticket so bad you're. You considered defecting to Russia. Look, I'm not going to pay this. I'm calling up Putin. I can get a nice apartment in Moscow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I could pay my speeding ticket. I got to go to my mortgage lender.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanted to clarify that because we were talking about it yesterday. Time now to hit the mailbag. You want to start? You want me to go mailbag?

[Chick McGee]

I got it right here. I'll start openers. This is from Brian. Dear friends, I'm not from Michigan, but I can spell the word.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. Good, good.

[Chick McGee]

I've thoroughly enjoyed the addition of Christie's husband, Andy on the show. I was wondering if Andy has met Christie's boyfriend, Brock.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

But Andy is. Come on in here. How's it all going? How's it all hanging, fellas?

[Tom Griswold]

How's it.

[Chick McGee]

How's it going?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised to see you here. I thought you enjoyed your time away.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Chrissy and I got married. How long has it been? Six, seven years ago?

[Christy Lee]

It'll be two years next week.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it seems longer than that, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a nice anniversary gift for.

[Christy Lee]

I have it already. Already.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you do? What is it?

[Chick McGee]

When is the anniversary?

[Christy Lee]

I got a beautiful gold race car necklace.

[Chick McGee]

Did I buy that for you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did. Thank you. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I think. Christy, who the hell is this?

[Christy Lee]

This is who held me.

[Josh Arnold]

Who? Hell you.

[Chick McGee]

He Looks very muscly. I don't know. Is that the kind of guy you like?

[Josh Arnold]

Why you wear clothes?

[Christy Lee]

Rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Shush, make love. Now, every time she says.

[Chick McGee]

I'm here because have you guys. Are you up to speed on the card she's handing out with her address change?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I got one right here. Only a woman would do that. It's got a. Is this your. Is this your actual front door?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a photograph of a front door. This is a nice looking house.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Christy Lee]

What about the card stock? I was very.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is nice card stock. It says, we're thrilled to share we have embarked on a new chapter and have relocated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Thrilled.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it says we. Now it says we. So you're moving with her together?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. That's what she thinks. But look at the front. Says, welcome and home, and he's out. And we've embarked on a new chapter and have relocated.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't recognize any of the name.

[Chick McGee]

And then it says, kindly update your records with our new address.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Warm regards, Christy. And him say, and him seems disrespectful. Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I'm gonna go back to the hotel. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

You're allowed.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Once again, if you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I have a letter here. This says, hello, radio geniuses.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that Tom was programming another radio station.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did he hear Freddie and the Dreamers somewhere else?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, the oldies station. I won't give the call letters. I don't want to be confused. I just tuned it in and I heard Grazing in the Grass, followed by me and Mrs. Jones. I figured Tom had to be behind that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, this guy's the.

[Christy Lee]

Mayor of the town.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the town. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to. Give us Mayor George.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what town is it? Can you tell us?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to say, but I don't want the mayor to get in trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Chicago?

[Christy Lee]

Why would he get in trouble? For sending an email.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for liking me and Mrs. Jones and grazing in the ground. Well, I've had enough of him. Vote him out.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. He's Mayor George. Can you dig it? Of course. Me and Mrs. Jones. Classic song. Very clearly lisping there.

[Chick McGee]

It gets plainer every time.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the ice.

[Pat Godwin]

I hear it now.

[Tom Griswold]

I isolated the vocals. I noticed that you can hear him lisping. Very cool.

[Chick McGee]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you added no when he says myth.

[Chick McGee]

No, he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

He says.

[Chick McGee]

He says.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he says. Doesn't say Mrs. He says mythless. Listen carefully.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very clear of the man. Speech impediment.

[Josh Arnold]

No less than eight S's in that whole set. I mean, they're all S's. There's no th in there.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You're the have the worst hearing in this room.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

And you're the one telling us that's what you hear.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing, isn't it? No, it's just.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you need with your hearing? You need one of those horn. Big horns you can stick in your ear.

[Josh Arnold]

Like in the 1800s. Yes. You know, they had a Victrol on the side of their head.

[Chick McGee]

They must really. They must really work right.

[Tom Griswold]

They must. Yeah. I cut my ear all the time.

[Chick McGee]

I know you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing headphones all these years, it tends to eliminate part of the. Part of the hearing. Let's see now. I've got another one over here. Again, somewhat critical of yours truly. Oh, I'm. I. I accept that, dear Radio Wave legends. Oh, this is a nice reference. This comes to us from Nathan in Great Britain, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Nathan?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What's wrong with Nathan?

[Christy Lee]

Nathan, the way you said it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're the one who's listening. My mouth. My mouth is very. My mouth is very dry. I think this gets back again. The big pizza controversy.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is. Are you drun. So anyway, this gets back to the big pizza country. Whatever, Sylvester. Go ahead, suffer and succotash.

[Tom Griswold]

The easiest and best way to eat leftover pizza. He says I eat it cold. Grow up, Tom. No, I hate cold pizza. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you've never eaten anything cold in your life. Or not even body temperature. I'm not doing that. Oh, you pee out of there. You pee out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn the lights off. Are you done now speculating about things you don't know?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you telling me you're.

[Tom Griswold]

He says. He says you throw it.

[Chick McGee]

Throw it.

[Tom Griswold]

You throw it in the oven at 400 degrees for six minutes. It's like it's fresh again. Okay, no, Christy, you're saying no, don't microwave it.

[Christy Lee]

You say I use my toaster oven, and I do. Was it you that said you don't preheat? No. You weren't even here yesterday. It was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

It's a wonder he doesn't set his house on fire every day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just put it in the oven for 3, 500 or whatever, hit the button and when it gets to temperature, it's done.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he said, I'm 50. In lieu of the Chuck Norris jokes, can I interest you in Confucius sayings?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we tried those. Those are pretty good actually, for a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so this is all right. This comes to us apparently all the way from Great Britain.

[Chick McGee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

That's closer to Confucius Ville than we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

If you go, sorry, that way. I prefer Chinatown. But you're saying Confuciusville. Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Confucius say, when the Red river flows, take the dirt road home. So you want.

[Chick McGee]

They're not talking about commuting, are they?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd rather. You'd rather have Chuck Norris?

[Christy Lee]

That's no, that was.

[Chick McGee]

No, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Confucius say, man who farteth in church sit in own pew. That's solid gold history right there, is what that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have anything else over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, actually we've got Raycon Love, which is timely. Okay, people, about Reagan. This is. It says, morning peeps. This is from Shell, short for Michelle. I guess today's my birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

My boyfriend of awesomeness got me a set of Raycons for Mother's Day birthday. I love them all in capital letters. I don't think I have ever worn a pair of earbuds that I didn't have to push back in my ear while I'm talking or walking. And I'm a girl, so, you know, I talk a lot. I never stop talking, talk, talk, talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say that?

[Christy Lee]

I know it doesn't say that.

[Chick McGee]

Then she. The sound quality, super amazing. Just figured I would let you know that these are truly the best. I will be using these with my meetings later on today as well. And she works for a huge company here in America. And I won't tell you what the name of it is. I will just give you Coca Cola, IBM. I'll just give you the initials hp. Let's keep it on the download check. That's Raycon's earbuds. And you know, Raycons have 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity and man, they'd make a great Father's Day gift. Here, dad, here's something you might like. Aren't they? Who's harder to buy for mom or dad?

[Christy Lee]

Dad.

[Chick McGee]

I say dad, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

It's really hard for me to buy from anything from my dad.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what Andy Wants what?

[Christy Lee]

What is Andy want?

[Tom Griswold]

He wants more than one.

[Pat Godwin]

Noise canceling headphones?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he wants several ties. You know why?

[Chick McGee]

I can tie them all together. Do you have.

[Christy Lee]

He has several.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see he had a. He had a delivery from Home Depot of some lumber. He's, he's building something. It looks.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have any exposed beams at the new house, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

You have a basement with enough clearance to hang yourself. You really only need about 6 inches.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that Sopranos episode, the guy goes down in the basement. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Chernobyl show?

[Chick McGee]

Remember that thing? Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that's rough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when they go get the miners and bring them in to clean out the nuclear waste and they're. It's so hot in there that they all get undressed. That's the way it was in our this studio a couple days ago. Like new. It was so hot. That's Raycons and the quick charge function. Just 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery and active noise cancellation at this price point. Yep. Only with Raycons. Their everyday earbuds are available also in all the colors and a 30 day happiness guarantee. And we have a deal for you. Just time for Father's Day. 15% off site wide. Just go to buyraycon.com Tom that's 15% off site wide by raycon.com Tom thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Southern accents in the news, how to cook in your dishwasher.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi y' all.

[Tom Griswold]

And more delights. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Race Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Me. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee and Tom is deep in thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, I'm just going over some stuff.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing over here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had a great guest on the show, race car driver Ari Luyendike. Really nice guy. He's been a friend of the show for years. Ari grew up in South Africa but is actually a citizen of the Netherlands. And then he's been living in Scottsdale, Arizona for 30 plus years. But he's a two time winner of the Indianapolis 500. He's got a great new book out. But at one point during the show he mentioned his. He has this recurring dream still and it's so interesting. Do you remember the dream, Christy, when.

[Christy Lee]

He was in South Africa?

[Tom Griswold]

No. He was dreaming about being in a race car.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. And he couldn't find his helmet and he couldn't find his driving gloves.

[Tom Griswold]

And you said it sounds just like.

[Christy Lee]

Like a high anxiety dream here where I'm on the air and I can't find a song to go to. Or Pat can't find his music on his computer. Or this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert writes, I'm 52 years old. I still have the dream that I'm back in school, I have to do all these tests and then I wake up and go, wait a minute, I'm quoting here. I don't have to do all this crap. I've already graduated. I think we all have these anxieties. I get the same one. You get more or less. Cristy, the radio one.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm at a radio station I've never worked for before, which is interesting. I'm not going to give letters. Yes. But yeah. And I don't know where anything is. I have it a lot. I bet every profession.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I'm kind of. I'm wondering if a surgeon, you know, has the dream they're standing over the patient and there's blood everywhere and they don't have any of the tools or no one can understand.

[Chick McGee]

I knew this guy that he had had a dream that he couldn't remember the combination to his locker in high school.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he had a really, really cool combination. And he still remembers it to this day. But during the dream he couldn't, couldn't remember the combination. He told everybody. I had just out of it Just out of nowhere, he would say, hey, I had the best locker combination in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to hear it?

[Tom Griswold]

He says, remember what it was?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

No. What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

8, 18, 28. And it was. It was a master lock. Pretty good. And my brother. It passed down through the brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Of course it did, because that's the way the Kennedys did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it was great.

[Chick McGee]

8, 18, 20. Don't forget that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's still my password for everything.

[Christy Lee]

Glad you told us.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You can. Can't you get locks now where you create your own combination?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay, Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying that's the password of my bicycle lock, but it could be. Before we move on, I want to say that we got a really nice letter from Devin, who said he's a huge Ari Lion Dyke fan. He tells a little story about how Ari had spent some time with his very young son who was having some health issues. And what a great. What a great guy Ari is.

[Christy Lee]

Ari remembers everyone he's ever met. He's very friendly, good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, he has the record for the fastest qualifying. Is that what it is? At the Indian.

[Christy Lee]

Fastest speed ever. And the best hair ever in a race car. Boy, back in 85, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was a time. Yeah, he had a nice helmet of hair, but a nice guy. And he's got a book out.

[Christy Lee]

Check out his book.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Officialrellondike.com if you want to get a copy of that. Now it's time for us to move back to the letter zone.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any more mail over there?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any letter over.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a story from the links.

[Chick McGee]

That I can share. Yes. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys want to hear a little something?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

As long as it's not golfing. Oh, I'm kidding. Because you said links.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually about sausage. I mean, golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was discussing. I don't remember if it was yesterday or last week that I had a pretty wicked slice the couple times I played golf and how I would just adjust my body instead of trying to fix the slice.

[Chick McGee]

Your aim turn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You turn your whole body.

[Josh Arnold]

I would, as David puts it, play my slice.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Oh, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he tried to do that at one point at a place called Wesselman's park. And one evening, while playing with a few buddies, he decided to play his slice. He aimed at the green to his left, which would be the next hole that they were to play.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

He hit the prettiest wedge shot off the tee you've ever seen and got a hole in one on the wrong hole.

[Tom Griswold]

It reminds me of that old joke. You know, the joke with the Hong Kong businessman. The punchline is what mean wrong hole. The setup would explain. Yeah, yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

So do you get to count that?

[Chick McGee]

Man, you ought to be able to count that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you can't because of the rules, but they are.

[Josh Arnold]

They are a little stringent. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so funny. Well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever hit a hole in one, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

A legit one.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in miniature golf, but. No. No, in real golf.

[Josh Arnold]

That's still a thrill.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love playing miniature golf.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Pirate. Pirates go over. They've got the.

[Chick McGee]

We've talked about that forever.

[Tom Griswold]

The dummy.

[Chick McGee]

And I have a miniature golf tournament just like they do the big time tournament.

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never hit a hole in one.

[Tom Griswold]

We should do mini golf day with the show.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You keep saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to check in with the sporting scene.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, real quick, from the NBA. Last night, Jason Tatum, the Tater. Thank you. He was carried off the court wrapped in aluminum foil.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody? He has a lower right leg injury. 258 remaining in game four of the Eastern Conference semifinals last night. The Celtics just turned the ball over in the Tater move for a loose ball. His leg gave out. He went down and you heard. Buried his face in a towel. Pain grabbed his leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's a bummer.

[Chick McGee]

And he's probably out out for next season. 2. The MRI is due sometime today. He had up 42 points up to that point. The Knicks beat the Celtics to take a three game to one lead. 121, 113. Minnesota Timberwolves win last night, beating Golden State. 1 17, 110. They're up three games to one. Cooper flag. Conventional wisdom says that he's going to be the number one pick in the NBA draft. That was the lottery last night. And the Mavericks own that number one pick. Tom has his hand raised. Yes, Tom, I didn't mean to interrupt.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it's only appropriate we have a connection here. I have a nice letter here from Mr. J. Tatum.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I think we have to. We have to. Really? Yeah. I'm not kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. Let's hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Subject heading Ace, he says. Great to hear Ace back on. Bring on the jokes. This is from Mr. Tatum in North Carolina. I think I. I would consider that a request. Ace, are you prepared for what? For the Ace. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

The other day I met a genie. A genie. Genie. Wow. I said I only have one wish. I want to be happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I live with six other little guys and work at a coal mine. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Care what you wish for that's coming out. Or is that coming. Is Snow White coming out?

[Christy Lee]

It's already out.

[Chick McGee]

It's already out. And not doing. Not doing very well.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Disaster.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently not well received.

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Ace. Glad to have you back. Thank you, Mr. Tatum. And we'll now push back that direction for sporting news with Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Adam. Adam Heidrick had two goals, Stuart Skinner. Skinner, 23 saves. And the Oils beat the Knights last night, three nothing. To take a 31 lead in their second round NHL playoff.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop it.

[Chick McGee]

Series. Evander Kane had a goal and an assist for the Oils.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Evander Kane sound like the. Like the millionaire who becomes Batman or something? Yes, Evander Kane.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one. That's a great name.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Lives in the K and mansion. Wasn't Bob Kane the creator of Batman?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Bob Kane and Bill Finger.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And Bill Finger just recently got recognition for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Documentary on about it from the NFL. The Philadelphia Eagles will start defending their championship at home Sept. 4 against the Dallas. A matchup for the regular season kickoff game revealed yesterday by the NFL and the first in a series of announcements. Announcements this week ahead of the full schedule. Release on Thursday.

[Josh Arnold]

Full release?

[Tom Griswold]

Full.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful. Gotta have a full release.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In honor of the owner of the New England Patriots, we're doing a full release this afternoon at a small strip mall in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish they'd say that.

[Pat Godwin]

You ever have half a release?

[Chick McGee]

Does that happen?

[Josh Arnold]

No, kinda. A full release where you like you do have a release, but for whatever reason, something kind of went wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Like if the cop showed up, you know, something like that. We're gonna find out more about this and everything else stupid going on in the world. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com Pro Baller Lonzo.

[Josh Arnold]

Ball for buzz balls. Ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

Cocktails.

[Josh Arnold]

Take 12.

[Chick McGee]

Buzz balls just dropped their biggest script.

[Josh Arnold]

Says Biggie's blue balls.

[Chick McGee]

Lonzo take 13.

[Josh Arnold]

Blue balls just dropped their biggest buzz balls.

[Chick McGee]

Ugh. Let's try a vocal exercise. Buzz balls. Biggies.

[Josh Arnold]

Blue balls. Buzz balls.

[Pat Godwin]

Biggies.

[Chick McGee]

Blue balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Balls just drop. Get blue balls. This season with Buzz Balls, please. You're responsibly. Buzz Balls.

[Tom Griswold]

Available in spirit, wine and malt.

[Christy Lee]

15% Alco, Bavo and Buzz Balls, LLC.

[Tom Griswold]

Carrollton, Texas Speedway. Volkswagen.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show at the Silac Insurance news desk. It' Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Tom's Pat gonna have a song this time?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you might. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you guys talked about us?

[Tom Griswold]

We have not. Because, as you recall, Pat came in here, realized he'd forgotten something, drove home, couldn't find it there, drove back, wrote nothing, and then parked halfway in the middle of the parking lot. I got a letter here from Keith.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hey, Chase Cosby's back. I'm Chick Magee. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom here from Keith.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched the season finale of the show Tracker Sunday night.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Prominently featuring Drew Powell, who was your guest on the show last week. Drew was in here with Billy Gardella. It was really fun, I thought. I just happened to be talking with Drew about something yesterday, and he mentioned the show, and I have not seen it yet. I want to watch it. Apparently, it's a great episode. This guy said it was the best episode he'd seen in a long time time.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Tracker's very popular, very popular show. Justin Hartley. Oh, he's a cute.

[Chick McGee]

I know. It's the one of the kids from this is Us. Yeah, that's how I call this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what I. Movie star guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Manny.

[Josh Arnold]

The one who didn't cry.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Not the. Not the black guy, but the blonde guy. That's how.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, from. This is Us.

[Chick McGee]

We have every convenience I can't deal with.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's very tough.

[Josh Arnold]

He is a good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be talking to Drew pretty soon. Again, I look forward to it. Thanks for the nice letter, Keith. We appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

It's Keith, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Keith Keef.

[Josh Arnold]

Short for Kefer?

[Chick McGee]

No, short for Keef Richards.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, time now to check in with the Sports desk with Chick McGee once again. What else did we. What is going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Yeah. Christie doesn't know how correct she is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. A man in India has smashed four world records for stacking playing cards. Okay, that's stacking playing cards.

[Christy Lee]

Four of them. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

But they're not just stacks, are they?

[Jess Hooker]

Like a house of Cards?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Are they tricky?

[Tom Griswold]

That is fun.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, I did this all the time and my mother would walk by and bump the table. Yeah, that's what I was. It's nowhere to live, pal.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a time I was pretty good at it, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The surface, the. The key is a good.

[Chick McGee]

The key is. Well, if you on a blanket, you're cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I know because sometimes you would. You'd be tempted to put a towel down, and then they would really stay.

[Chick McGee]

But the hardcore house of card builders, you don't bend the cards ever.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I didn't bend them much. Did you?

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't. Yeah, I thought you might have bent them. No, I. I did a card bender.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I did like four or five folds. So it was kind of like a corrugated. Yeah, that's the way to go. You know anything about structure, you know, you need to have. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the way to go is bend them and then just put them together until you arrive at a Lincoln log. And then you can really. The Guy's name is Arnav Daga. That's a R, N, a V. Mr. Dagger to you. Dhea built the tallest house of cards in four time categories.

[Tom Griswold]

I live in it 1 hour, 8.

[Chick McGee]

Hours, 12 hours and 24 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also my house.

[Christy Lee]

So it's the same house.

[Jess Hooker]

They just keep ignoring him.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not paying any attention.

[Christy Lee]

So it's the same house. It's just. It took him all this.

[Chick McGee]

What is she talking.

[Jess Hooker]

He did some additions to the house.

[Christy Lee]

What did he do?

[Chick McGee]

Andy, can you help me with it? Chick for of all, you're one of my favorites on the show, but I get this noise all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

In just one hour, he stacked 30 levels. And as you ladies might understand, I'm reading what's written. Okay. So I don't know anything.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture of him with. He's on a ladder and he's way up there.

[Chick McGee]

He later built a 61 level tower, enough to claim the remaining three records in a single day. Christy has a question.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The key to this is you don't have any dogs or kids around.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna find out if you don't. If you don't ask the question.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you know. You know what's ironic about this house of cards? No deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good. I stand by that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say that amusing is I think your.

[Josh Arnold]

You got the initial reaction of you all was incorrect. And I don't know. I don't know if it's. Say that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I, you know, I'll embrace a bomb. That was a strong joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I enjoyed that joke very much so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand. Well, never mind. You see, Carlets come in one hour and then.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not acknowledging it because I'm not going to a meeting.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not either. 8, 16 and 24 to finish the 62.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then what do you have?

[Tom Griswold]

You have a mess.

[Christy Lee]

Who has to clean that all.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a young guy. Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

There's our knives off.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

That's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those cards are not bad. He's not. He's not a bender.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not.

[Chick McGee]

Sir.

[Pat Godwin]

No deck.

[Tom Griswold]

What is.

[Christy Lee]

How that looks like the Empire State?

[Tom Griswold]

The one on the right? Yeah. That is huge.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Arnold]

Any miss?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fingering.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Would knock that thing down.

[Christy Lee]

Well, congratulations. What's his name? Omar. What's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

Omar. Arav. A RNA V. Arnav. Daga.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's the same as being named Jim.

[Chick McGee]

Fortunately enough, we have ARNAV with us this morning. Good morning. Arnav.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnav translates to Jim.

[Chick McGee]

And congratulations. And congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's see. What. How do I want to spend my summer.

[Chick McGee]

Back on the road?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would be more. I would be more than happy to host your shows at a reasonable reduced rate. I just have something to do. Word from the NBA. You know, Reggie's going to be working for NBC when the new contract kicks in. He's been hired. Really? Uh huh. And Michael Jordan?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'll be interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's joining NBC as a special contributor.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Michael Jordan any good at that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I was curious about that when I read it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have any personality?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't think so. I grew up at the wrong time cheering for the wrong team, so I don't. I. And I love Bill Russell, so I.

[Jess Hooker]

Don'T think he gamble a lot too.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that's probably why he's taking the gig. Yeah, because he gang gambled on the Italian guy to be pope and that. That was it.

[Pat Godwin]

He's sort of a serious guy.

[Chick McGee]

The network made the announcement during its upfront presentation at Radio City Music Hall. They had the Rockette.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did.

[Christy Lee]

Reggie must have been there because he was on Instagram yesterday in New York.

[Chick McGee]

NBC will return to carry the NBA after a 23 year absence. And the big announcement, though, is Round Ball Rock. That's right. I don't know if we could get the audio by John Tesh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Round Ball Rock.

[Josh Arnold]

He's made this interesting resurgence, which was.

[Chick McGee]

Used by NBC for the NBA coverage all those years ago, is coming back. And the gentleman who announced this is the NBA playoffs on NBC. That guy, I'm not sure what his name is, but they talked to his family. He's dead. Through AI and they said, we'd love.

[Josh Arnold]

To quit our jobs, use Dad's voice.

[Chick McGee]

Through AI They. They've reached an agreement and they're bringing them back. Back.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

And he's going to be announcing tonight on NBC it's the Lakers and whoever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. You think that's cool? I think that's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

How so?

[Chick McGee]

Knowing. Knowing you're. Your voice is going to be bastarded out by your children.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is not.

[Jess Hooker]

You're right, it's not. Did you know that John Tesh, like, he. In his live show, he would. He would, like, go through the process of how he wrote that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, he would.

[Pat Godwin]

He plays the phone. Makes me howl.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. It's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

He says, I leave myself messages on my phone. And you hear him going on the phone.

[Pat Godwin]

This is how I wrote it. He walks you through it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I always kind of like that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna one up all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. He was the host of Entertainment.

[Chick McGee]

I think Christie slept with him. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I did not sleep with him, but he did Gymnastic meets on NBC. And I worked as. I worked.

[Pat Godwin]

You worked as what?

[Christy Lee]

Worked for USA Gymnastics at the time.

[Chick McGee]

You worked as crank.

[Pat Godwin]

You said you worked as.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever do the splits work?

[Christy Lee]

He would.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you said, come on, Easter island, let's do this.

[Christy Lee]

There was no way that guy was playing around.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a. That's not a forehead. That's a five head.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so NBC has, like a Jenga block. NBC hasn't had, what, for 30 years? They have. Or what is it, 20 years? They haven't had no basketball.

[Chick McGee]

They do now, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you like that they're using this guy's voice, Tom, because it's a new game.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's. Let's give some guy that's alive the gig. I mean, if we're. If you're making a movie about Michael Jordan or something, then you have it in there. But if it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

I understand.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Michael.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fair site.

[Chick McGee]

I think Michael will find that it's more of a job than he thinks it's going to be and he'll.

[Tom Griswold]

But I just. I'm just last long. There are many great players who are not good enough announcers. In fact most of them aren't. And same thing of great NBA players who aren't good coaches.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus who's going to be more fun to watch than Shaq and Barkley?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Inside the NBA is the best show.

[Chick McGee]

On television and it's. It's moving to NBC.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See AT&T that's what they did.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean let me ask to give you another example do you think Bill Belichick who may be looking for a gig do you think he would be good at commentary?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

As smart as he is about the.

[Chick McGee]

Game, I think he would be too smart and get into. They like to say that's inside baseball.

[Christy Lee]

There's too many details but did I miss something? Is North Carolina getting rid of him?

[Josh Arnold]

Well there's some. There's a whole thing about we don't want her around.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. She's been banned but.

[Tom Griswold]

But now they're saying no that now.

[Chick McGee]

Now they're backing up on that and say they there.

[Christy Lee]

You can't ban somebody from the facility.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, evidently through especially a state university.

[Jess Hooker]

Isn't she busy with her pageant right now?

[Christy Lee]

Second runner.

[Chick McGee]

Second runner up.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

He was first runner up last year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yoko Ono beater. It's weird. I didn't know Yoko was for me.

[Chick McGee]

However she still is in running for Miss Hatchet Face 2026.

[Josh Arnold]

Well I don't think I could pick her up pick her out of a lineup. Really? Yeah. That's a look at her picture.

[Jess Hooker]

She's a very regular brunette met. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I want to know what happened to the rumor that she was 24.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A world class sex worker. I wonder where that went.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows. Leave them alone.

[Chick McGee]

Well, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Let him coach this. I would shut up.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to leave them alone like I would love to leave the Pope alone and the guy who built the house of cars.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to leave him alone.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well now.

[Chick McGee]

Now I. I'm before. Hang on. I'm a curious guy. I like puzzles. I wonder how this is all going to manifest and and end the situation. I wonder if anyone's going to talk to him and say hey no they're not going to.

[Pat Godwin]

He's the guy who would talk to people.

[Jess Hooker]

No they'll tell all of us and then we have to tell him and.

[Chick McGee]

Just cross their fingers that he's overhearing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? That's the beauty of this game.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, coming up, we have some very exciting stuff right now. By the way, I want to say that we're going to say hello to the Silac Insurance folks. And actually they're represented by Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. This portion of the show brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. What's it all about? It's about the ups and downs of the stock market. You don't want to think about it yesterday, a big up day, but there may be another down day. You never know. And the idea of a annuity is to avoid the volatility in the market. Market. That's the beauty of annuities and the authorities on annuities. Silac Insurance, of course. So what's an annuity? Well, it's a way to have a program that's planned just for you. When it's time for you to retire, you get a steady paycheck. And by the way, you cannot outlive your money. So avoid the volatility of the market and be able to breathe easier with a special annuity from the Silac Insurance Fund. Folks, here's how you get some information. Silacins.com, that's s I l a c I n s dot com. Another way to find out about it is just to make a phone call. You hit £250 and say the words lifetime income. That's £250. Just say lifetime income. For information about annuities. Some restrictions apply. See if you're eligible for an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. They like to say plan on it, live on it it. And thank you, Silac. We certainly appreciate your support here in the Bob and Tom Show. We do have a link on our website to the Silac Insurance folks. Now coming up, we have Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. We've got exciting news from the world of, of cooking. I'm sure that, Ms. Hooker, you'll enjoy this very much. Did you know that you can cook with a dishwasher?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's the sous vide method, which I think is.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember Susie?

[Chick McGee]

She was on, she was on Lassie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. We'll look forward to that. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, travelers. Kaley Cuoco here.

[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Download the Priceline app today, and you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

And up to 50% off flights. So don't just dream about that trip.

[Christy Lee]

Book it with Priceline.

[Chick McGee]

Go to your happy price. Priceline. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Ladies. Hello. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby has returned.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Come.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll remind you that Mr. Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

One Night Stands S T A N apostrophe s Had many of them. The club. The club known as One Night Stands. Waterford, Michigan, this Friday and Saturday with Pat Godwin live in person.

[Pat Godwin]

Great club. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And maybe we can get a song out of you.

[Pat Godwin]

Ready to sing? Ready to go?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, what do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you feel like playing?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I want to feel. I feel like I'm very excited about something.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That didn't do too well the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time. Oh, well, by all means.

[Chick McGee]

I would have left that part out, but okay.

[Pat Godwin]

So I did a couple edits.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you just subtract things or did you add anything?

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna hear in just a second. Okay, done. I saw Don Knox at the airport once But I'll always be Barney to me I heard he was a ladies man in real life and not a Bumble and death deputy I said, hey, Barney, is that a bullet in your pocket? How'd you get through security? I saw Don Knotts with the real hot blonde but it'll always be Barney and me I saw Henry Winkler at a restaurant but it'll always be Fonzie to me I heard he was a men chef Real cool dude not cocky like on TV I said, hey, Fonzie, sit on his Let me hear you say hey he gave me a look and shook his head and kept eating his creme brulee I saw Jalil wine in a grocery store It'll always be Urkel to me he's all grown up but not a nerd no more so I'm buying bread and aisle three I said, hey, Urkel, what are you doing here without suspenders and hot Water pants. He said, don't call me Urkel. And I said, did I do that? I saw James Gandolfini at a New York gym. But it'll always be Tony to me. I didn't say a single word to him. The one to end up with the fishes in the sea. Not one joke, not one wise crack. Don't want to say something that gets me whacked.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all.

[Pat Godwin]

James Gandalfiti on a treadmill once. But it'll always be Tony Gabagool. No baloney. Yeah, It'll always be Mr. Soprano to me. Yeah, it went slightly better this time.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

One day you'll see a celebrity that's been relevant for 20 years.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, oh boy. Back to the drawing board.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you could run into, I don't know, Justin Bieber. Oh, you. Even more contemporary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I mean, how about P. Diddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Put him in there.

[Pat Godwin]

I went from Don Knotts, Henry Winkler.

[Chick McGee]

Tony Spano's dead. I mean, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Fonz Was what, 76?

[Jess Hooker]

I really like talking.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. I love it when he questions the dating.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to reinforce my friend's Josh point.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. My friend Josh's point.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh had one joke that bombed and now he's mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't think that you guys stand by.

[Chick McGee]

You stand by the deck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was an excellent show. It was. It was an. It was more than mildly amusing.

[Chick McGee]

If you gave me another chance, I would laugh lustily.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's try it again. So we had the story about the.

[Chick McGee]

Chance would be to throw it away.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I made. Guy made a house of cards. He made it like a 30 foot towering.

[Chick McGee]

Not just any guy towering.

[Tom Griswold]

Building.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't say that though.

[Christy Lee]

Omar.

[Josh Arnold]

You just have to say house of cards.

[Chick McGee]

Arnav. Omar Daga.

[Josh Arnold]

Because if we suggested it's a skyscraper. Skyscrapers wouldn't have what. What the punchline is. Anyway, so you have to say a house of.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. There's one on the Empire State Building.

[Chick McGee]

There's a deck on the viewing deck.

[Josh Arnold]

An observation deck.

[Jess Hooker]

Not funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's hear the joke again. You mean you can't. Wait. All of this exposition has removed all.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're actually right.

[Chick McGee]

The moment's gone again.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that song very much. It's a great. It's a nice premise.

[Pat Godwin]

He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you three Names of contemporary people.

[Pat Godwin]

You can do Think of some people.

[Jess Hooker]

I like the guitar.

[Chick McGee]

I will give you 300 if you can name three contemporary people.

[Jess Hooker]

Not in this room.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in what sphere you in the arts or anything on television.

[Chick McGee]

Contemporary painting people.

[Jess Hooker]

And it can't be your friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it can't be anybody that you've only heard of.

[Pat Godwin]

And it can't be Dua Lipa.

[Chick McGee]

No, dude, no Dua Lipa. Because she's kind of on her way out, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, she just hasn't had an album for a while, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

What was her last album?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm levitating.

[Christy Lee]

That was five years ago.

[Chick McGee]

20 years ago, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't an oldie.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not an oldie, but it might be 10 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move forward.

[Chick McGee]

It was an oldie from Dua Leap.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Have we concluded our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

We didn't mention anything about Derek Carr.

[Christy Lee]

Derek Carr, Deborah's boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he, he retired. Yeah, he retired.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he did.

[Chick McGee]

I, I like to talk about it so I could say Derek Carr.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to remember. Did that, did that get a chuckle yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we enjoyed it a little bit. Not like Dak Pat song. You too, Christy. Coming at you.

[Josh Arnold]

That song about running into John Ritter or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you do Three Deceased?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he did essentially. Don Knox, James Kendall.

[Chick McGee]

She'll always be Natalie Wood to me.

[Christy Lee]

Henry Winkler stole.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got Urkel and Henry Winkler in there. No, they are the Urkel, The Urkel joke is great.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean the premise is though, that you run into these people and they're, they're what you, they're long past those roles. So I get, get it.

[Tom Griswold]

But eh, yeah, I think path, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't disagree with him.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I, I do. I think that's a very strong song.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not making.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, you didn't laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Was funny, as Bob Zany would say. Would you show it?

[Tom Griswold]

My, my mic was off.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's so you could Google them.

[Christy Lee]

So you could read something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was figuring out where to eat lunch today.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, if you're just joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Are we shifting gears and heading over to the.

[Chick McGee]

Doing what?

[Tom Griswold]

The news desk. Shifting gears.

[Chick McGee]

Shifting gears. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I ran into Vic Tay back at the grocery store. He'll always be mailed me.

[Chick McGee]

I ran into Polly Holiday. It should always be Flo to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I deserve all that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry they're doing this to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I ran into Bea Arthur. She'll always be Mod to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Ran into Betty White.

[Tom Griswold]

I ran a guy. Of course. I was in the Men's Journal at the time. What are you doing in here, Mod?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw Fred Gwynn at the golf course. They'll always be Herman to me.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that was funny.

[Chick McGee]

I saw Carol o' Connor at this Trader Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll always be Archie to me. We got the idea. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You. You felt so much joy.

[Pat Godwin]

So much joy. I brought my bombing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Try with this. Maybe with a sports figure. Does that work?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't bomb.

[Chick McGee]

I saw Roberto Clement. I saw Babe Ruth at the garage park.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll always be a Red Sox to me. Go way back before he was a Yankee. So. Yeah, that's really good. If we can get some. Something at the turn of the century. The previous turn. So sorry.

[Chick McGee]

But he'll always be racist to me. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Christy Lee is over there. Christy Lee is. Hey, Christy. This is your signal to try to save the show.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're gonna go into the future right out of Star wars. Actually. A Polish company claims to have created a flying bike.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

A flying bike that resembles the speeder bikes from the Star wars movies.

[Chick McGee]

There's all kinds of rumors and scuttle on the Internet that saying that this is all faked.

[Christy Lee]

The company known as Volonot unveiled the air bike.

[Chick McGee]

It does look like a speeder from Star Wars.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's. And there's no visible rotors unless it.

[Chick McGee]

Goes by a bush or a tree. You can see the tree being blown by.

[Tom Griswold]

But that could be fake.

[Christy Lee]

A small one person vehicle said to be able to fly at 124 miles per hour. The company said this groundbreaking design shares a lot of similarities to speeder bikes that were featured in popular science fiction movies like Star Wars.

[Josh Arnold]

But those only sat what, six feet off the ground. These. I saw this one go about 25ft.

[Tom Griswold]

It's flying. It's crazy that the airbag. It could be fake.

[Christy Lee]

Is the first such hover bike vehicle that does not use propellers to fly, but rather jet propulsion. The company did not release details about cost or a timeline for a production model. I believe we have. We have a video. Yeah, if you're watching on YouTube. If not, go to YouTube and check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I can't imagine it can go much there. He goes very far. Because there's not like a giant fuel tank. It looks real.

[Christy Lee]

Fake.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I Think that's just the way the GoPro makes things look. Yeah, but.

[Chick McGee]

But I think if they were trying to fake it, they would have made it look more real.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Are you following me?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Yeah. I have no reason to doubt it. I mean drone technology is what it is, but they're.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you think it's just a drone type?

[Tom Griswold]

There are no roads, essentially.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know they must be inside there.

[Chick McGee]

I know the Polish company that came up with this would have come up with it two years sooner, but they had to bowl every Thursday.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, it's the same as the ones that they fly over the lakes. Have you seen those?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're not drone or they're not. There are no rotors because they're jet propulsion. They're not a rotor bike, Spike.

[Tom Griswold]

But what is so the chat is what's keeping it steady? The jets. I mean it's. Whatever it is, it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine it holds a lot of fuel though.

[Chick McGee]

There's a, there's a gyro in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta have your gyro. I bet it's connected to a couple sprockets.

[Chick McGee]

Sprocket. A gyro and the flux capacitor. Everything level on that.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't have to worry about getting decapitated by this thing if it flies too low.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

It has braces on the sides that would protect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, you got, you got to have your braces in your gyro.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. What else you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

The company known as ykk, the world's biggest zipper manufacturer.

[Chick McGee]

From Portugal I think, or Yugoslavia.

[Christy Lee]

Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, that's not the one I'm thinking of.

[Christy Lee]

Is developing a self propelled zipper. Japanese based company announced a prototype of the zipper that has a built in motor and gear mechanism so it can zip itself up at the push of.

[Tom Griswold]

A button on control after a tough workout of taking a pee. Yeah, I don't want to have to reach down there and pull it up. I just want to press a button and just make sure you got it all the way tucked in.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it about time you stopped trying to actually having to zip up your pants?

[Christy Lee]

It appears that the zipper has industrial applications with the company demonstrating the self propelled zipper in a temporary shelter as well as a 16 foot tall membrane.

[Tom Griswold]

Rain.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so we're talking like giant tents.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so yeah. So it's got a huge. But I mean. Oh no, you can also use it for your pants. The trick is you've got to Remember to charge your pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Before you put them on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

See there? No. Yeah. It's zipping up a giant.

[Jess Hooker]

Looks like a bug building.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does look like a bug.

[Chick McGee]

That's chock full of COVID right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's all that was. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was just the coven test.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why she's wearing. That's why she's wearing the mask.

[Josh Arnold]

You can see Fauci handing a fistful of money to one of the scientists. Look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Fauci.

[Josh Arnold]

The man paid for Covid.

[Tom Griswold]

So. By the way, it'd be great if you have. You have it on your pants and you get to listen. If there's no WI fi, it doesn't work. You gotta walk around your zip rope. Can I. You walk into a Starbucks. Hey, can I. Do you have any WI fi?

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't look like it had a manual on option.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it didn't.

[Chick McGee]

It should have a manual over.

[Josh Arnold]

You think all of our suitcases will eventually have that?

[Christy Lee]

Not in our lifetime, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Who needs it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, nobody needs.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is. Who asked for this? If you've got, like, a 20 foot high building that you make together, it makes sense. Of course. But not for your pants.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what's coming up, Christy Lee, give me the teaser freezer.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We can cook a steak in a dishwasher. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

About time.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes. And is the Southern accent going away, y' all? We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I tell you what, if it does, you can kiss my. Oh, what do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

But it's been kissed before. I saw you hanging out with that little girl.

[Chick McGee]

Was that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she's 42, but we call her the little girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you attempted to mop it up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. Some would say you made it worse, but that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

She's weird. She smokes, cools.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, those are all fast.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I know you're picturing.

[Chick McGee]

Let's. Let's go to break so I can yell at you.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom, or you can email us at Bob and Tom at Bob and tom dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I don't care what Tom says. We're having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not.

[Chick McGee]

Are we? Yes. Yes, indeed. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need factors fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Jess and Christy and Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat already delivered a wonderful big swing.

[Chick McGee]

And a big miss. There's A.C. he's. He's back. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I saw Jerry Mathers at the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

Always be the beaver to me.

[Pat Godwin]

He's actually still alive.

[Josh Arnold]

No way. Mathers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's the only one.

[Chick McGee]

That is one old beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Tony Dow gone.

[Chick McGee]

Tony Dow gone. Like he's Secretary of State or something. Tony Dow gone.

[Tom Griswold]

I will. I top 10 characters of all time in television. Eddie Haskell. That's all it is. Eddie Haskell.

[Chick McGee]

Explain to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie Haskell is a definitive how wrong you are.

[Josh Arnold]

What was that actor's name?

[Chick McGee]

Cleon Little.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'm picturing somebody very different.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie Haskell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was. And he was on. He became in a cop in la.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he compliment your shirt or anything? Did he. I mean, did he play the shtick?

[Christy Lee]

Ken Osmond.

[Tom Griswold]

Such a great role.

[Chick McGee]

He was one of the Osman.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Mark Hamill in the grocery store Buddies would always do Skywalker to me. Sorry. Your fun. I deserve it.

[Chick McGee]

Donnie Marie Merrill saw Daniel Re in the grocery stories.

[Tom Griswold]

Always Harry Potter to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Daniel Radcliff. No, that would actually kind of work.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Haran Connery in a grocery store. He's always James Bond to me.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know where.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll handle this.

[Chick McGee]

Why you're coming up with those. But couldn't be more wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all Linda Blair at cv.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's always Satan.

[Chick McGee]

Exorcist.

[Josh Arnold]

Exorcist.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they?

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever. Whatever the hell her name was.

[Tom Griswold]

Reagan.

[Chick McGee]

Reagan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was.

[Chick McGee]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

Reagan.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Renfield.

[Tom Griswold]

Nancy. What's Nancy? Nancy, what's our Nancy? What's our foreign policy? And it's. Well, which one is the. Which one of the Russians. How do I know The Chinese guy.

[Chick McGee]

From the Russian say no Mr. Wilson tear down that wall.

[Josh Arnold]

I got head from Jane Wyman.

[Chick McGee]

You know that Ronnie Ron, they were married, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course they were.

[Chick McGee]

So there's no way. Hello?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Richard showed up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christy Lee is over there.

[Chick McGee]

Always be Tricky Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk. Perhaps for the last time.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

A woman in Florida is accused of stabbing and robbing a man at a girl before urinating on his leg.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll teach him.

[Chick McGee]

Send a message. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

According to the arrest report, exclamation point. Told deputies that he was in his tent speaking to the subset.

[Chick McGee]

In his what?

[Christy Lee]

Tent.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking to the suspect's boyfriend when the side of his tent collapsed and he felt a few strikes to his head. As the victim exited his tent, the 48 year old woman, Jamie Danielle McGurl McGurill, allegedly attacked him with a multi bladed purple tool and a 12 inch piece of pipe causing injuries to his back and hand. The woman then grabbed the victim's leg, urinated on it before fleeing the scene with a.

[Josh Arnold]

One blade, one horn stabbing purple multi tool.

[Chick McGee]

But he'll always be Manson to me.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of psycho.

[Christy Lee]

It was only later that the man noticed some of his possessions were missing. I'm assuming this is a homeless camp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, fun story to do. Stabbing, bum stabbing one another.

[Chick McGee]

And you thought bum fights were objectionable?

[Christy Lee]

Deputies located the woman, took her into custody. I'm not done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so should they found her at her house or should I say a cardboard box?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

What? What?

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Whole of armed robbery, aggravated battery, causing bodily harm were the charges.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, now she gets three squares.

[Christy Lee]

Woman urinated on herself in the back of the squad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy. Peed herself in the car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I pissed my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

A mentally ill homeless person.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, and we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look.

[Josh Arnold]

Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, before she peed on the guy, she had the courtesy to sting him with the jellyfish. Your Honor, I was trying to take away the pain.

[Christy Lee]

You know, was this.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this on a beach or did I just imagine that?

[Chick McGee]

You imagine.

[Christy Lee]

Was it on a beach?

[Jess Hooker]

I think you imagined it was funny.

[Christy Lee]

In Florida. Pompano Beach. So I.

[Tom Griswold]

Good story.

[Christy Lee]

It's in Pompano Beach. I don't know if they were on the beach.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I doubt it.

[Josh Arnold]

I doubt we're going to Bum Beach.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt if the chamber of commerce.

[Chick McGee]

Mom, can we go to Bum beach, please?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I stepped and spilled baked beans. That's Bum beach for you.

[Chick McGee]

I got a syringe in my.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad it was just baked beans.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have. I didn't realize it was that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you.

[Tom Griswold]

For all the.

[Chick McGee]

Show prep you do, so how much. How deep did you get into the story before you.

[Tom Griswold]

I just thought it was funny that the guy in the course of.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is all he got.

[Tom Griswold]

In the course of being beaten up.

[Christy Lee]

He got urinated on. He's laughing about it.

[Tom Griswold]

She has the. Somehow is capable of peeing on the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not. Let's not forget one of Tom's key jokes in this whole hunk. They found her in her house. By that I mean her cardboard box.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was my fault that she lives there, especially in. I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I guarantee you she's not making dishwasher steak because she doesn't have a dishwasher. An Australian chef going viral for cooking his steak in the dishwasher.

[Chick McGee]

What about the shrimp on the barbe?

[Christy Lee]

Co host of a show called Under Seasoned Barbecue. Vacuum sealed the meat, ran it through a full dishwasher cycle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

He said he tried to debunk the idea that one could cook a steak in the dishwasher, but was shocked when it worked. The steak came out at 122 degrees rare, edge to edge. Luxton then gave it a quick sear, served it to his wife and daughter, ran the dishwasher with actual dishes, but skipped the soap just in case his.

[Chick McGee]

Wife and daughter did not pull through.

[Tom Griswold]

Filet. Filet a la cascade. Lovely. Why. Why did I think it wouldn't cook? I mean, think about it. The dishwasher gets plenty hot, he's got it vacuum sealed, but what's the point?

[Josh Arnold]

And then he had to sear it afterwards.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

But that's how you sous vide.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Oh, you. You sear any sous vide?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that.

[Jess Hooker]

After. Afterwards.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

This, this reminds me.

[Christy Lee]

What's the point of suvi? I don't understand it.

[Jess Hooker]

It cooks it at a low temperature, a consistent low temperature for a long period of time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's like to make it juicier.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like smoking a little bit.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, kind of like that, I guess. But it stays. It's. It's more consistent the temperature in the middle. And then you can sear the sides and. And you still get the juice.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it delicious?

[Jess Hooker]

It is delicious. It is delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

So you think this would be a good way to make a steak?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I could make one here. We could try it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Tom, I don't Know if we can get him to share it or not. Perhaps in lieu of Tom doing it, I could. What you should do is you ever have a salt steak?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

What you do is you get today's New York Times.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You soak it.

[Tom Griswold]

Even a lesser. Even a lesser publication will do. You could, you could take. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You salt the outside of the steak and then wrap it in paper and soak it in water.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you take a giant thing of Morton salt.

[Chick McGee]

Giant thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And you kosher sold. I would assume you put like an inch thick thing of it and then you put the steak on. Then you'd coat the other side of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you wrap the paper up and you tie it with twine. Then you put it in a bucket.

[Chick McGee]

You have a crust on it. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Put it in a bucket, goes all over the meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is. I'm sure it's very unhealthy, but it's delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

We've done this with fish. I've never done it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. So in other words, it's like you've got a football, essentially.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Coated in salt. You dunk the newspaper in. You dunk the whole thing in a bucket, get it all wet, then you put it on the grill. Cooks real slow. And if it's a. If it's the New York Times, just make sure it's not the editorials poisonous. Then it's going to come out all red.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is Beetle Bailey on my table?

[Tom Griswold]

Then you do the thing you talked about where you sear it at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are Tom and Christy and I the only ones that remember the. The magic of the otherworldly nature of silly Silly Buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I. It blew my mind when I.

[Christy Lee]

You press it on comics, color, the.

[Chick McGee]

Whole thing would come right up on the silly amazing. You remember that you play with Silly Putty.

[Tom Griswold]

In today's world, you can do everything with an iPhone.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't put your iPhone onto a newspaper and then look at your phone and have the comic right there.

[Christy Lee]

You can't do that. Well, you can take.

[Jess Hooker]

You can with the subscription.

[Tom Griswold]

It's right there. But this reminds me, this cooking the steak is probably extremely impractical. This is like. Remember the thing where the guy. Well, I drive from Newark to Philadelphia and I put my sandwich on the manifold and we interview him. Except he died of some kind of cancer.

[Josh Arnold]

This dishwasher steak sounds more practical than your newspaper deal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Way less work.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's less work, but it's. It's no fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. It is fun.

[Chick McGee]

What's the fun part about?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wash the dishes. I've got our dinners in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't read the newspaper. There's a piece of meat in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like you read a newspaper.

[Josh Arnold]

I. There are newspapers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll get a copy of the Daily Worker for you. Oh, I'm sorry. That's Kostaki.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who are you calling?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kidding. Let's move. What's coming up, Christy? Just give me the two teaser.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Let me look. Wow. We talked about the Southern accent going away. We also have Southern night. Would you shorten your life to let your pet live longer?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So let's say we're gonna live to 95. Would I live to 90 to have my cat live five years?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

More.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I would for a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

A dog I can see, but a cat. A lot of cats out there. Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of cats, many different personalities. You guys are nuts.

[Chick McGee]

That's. No, you're nuts with the different personalities from a cat. What? There's distance, there's cold, there's uninterested.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't call me crazy just because one of my cats is a distinguished artist and the other.

[Pat Godwin]

You would take years off your life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out. This is very exciting. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-882-628661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Center.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick McGee. My goodness, are you all right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sing that song again. I love this.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there. I like this organ a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. There's Ace Cosby. He's back.

[Josh Arnold]

Music ain't bad either, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's very, very clever.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe if I've done it in Indian accent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Most of us were having fun. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You four.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't be blamed. I can be.

[Chick McGee]

I will never forget. We were over here laughing and having a good time. I said, come on, Tom. We're having fun. No, you're not. And he would have loved as the day is long.

[Pat Godwin]

We were killing it over here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's see that. We return to.

[Chick McGee]

We don't have time to laugh. Let's get on with the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, this has an interesting news story that is going to lead to a classic bit of audio from Tim Wilson. So go ahead, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Is the Southern accent fading in many urban parts of the South? The answer would be yes. Linguists say younger generations in cities like Atlanta, Raleigh, and New Orleans are dropping the classic Southern draw. Migration, a key factor. Millions moving to the south from other parts of the US and world, especially since the 20th century. Experts say the Southern accent may not vanish entirely, though, but it is evolving. For many young people, regional identity is no longer tied to how they talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's. That's true. I also think part of it is television. I mean, if you watch local news broadcasting almost anywhere, you are. Yeah, there's. They kind of have that flat. They talk like me.

[Chick McGee]

Unfortunately, they told me forever that Ohio has more broadcast pronouncers living there than any other state in the. In the United States.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When I have that flat act. No accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I, when I was in college, I had a professor of. In linguistics, and he says, anybody here from Northern Ohio? And I raised my hand and I, he gave me a list of words. I read him, and he goes, ladies and gentlemen, like it or not, that's American broadcast English. So.

[Chick McGee]

So you were the standard that the others.

[Tom Griswold]

I know isn't that. And it's. And you think I'd be good at this. That's so sad.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you, you have a beautiful speaking.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a great radio voice.

[Chick McGee]

Your, your thought organization.

[Pat Godwin]

That is just.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I'm so focused on the mellifluous tones.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That I'm trying to emit. But the Southern accents, I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite commercial on the radio is we don't play it here. It's a, it's a guy doing a thing about time shares, you know. Hi, I'm Chuck. You. This is great. I've heard that guy. It's just this great accent. I love the guy. But I think that when they say it's going away, to me, the classic was always Foghorn Leghorn.

[Chick McGee]

I say, I say, I say we.

[Christy Lee]

Have Foghorn Leghorn right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Josh portrayed Foghorn Leghorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, at six legs, it was an honor to embody Foghorn.

[Tom Griswold]

But you, you just, you just wore the suit. You didn't get to do the voice.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they had the actual guy doing the voice.

[Tom Griswold]

But I assume, knowing your. What's the Word I'm looking for here. Horny proclivities. I would assume that with the suit on, you probably got behind some.

[Chick McGee]

Who.

[Tom Griswold]

What other, like, nymphets were in the show with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the cast included Sylvester, Daffy, Bugs, of course, Tweety and Taz.

[Chick McGee]

But didn't you tell me. Tweety.

[Tom Griswold]

Tweety. A young lady?

[Chick McGee]

That one.

[Josh Arnold]

Tweety was a young lady? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever come up behind her as falgr and say something provocative?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I said, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna do you, because that.

[Chick McGee]

Would be an HR problem.

[Josh Arnold]

And oftentimes there were many, many families.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You are working in an amusement park.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you date any of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I dated.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Daffy slash Sylvester. She played both and was occasionally. Yeah, yeah, we dated for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Did you get to take the costumes home?

[Josh Arnold]

No. My gosh, no. No, you. You couldn't. Did they dry clean them once a week?

[Chick McGee]

Once a week?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'd have to.

[Tom Griswold]

So by Friday they were pretty funky.

[Chick McGee]

Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Whatever the hell. I forget. Maybe it was Sunday, I think was the laundry day. So we'd have to take the costumes to the big laundry place and they would always come back wet. Yeah. So they weren't dry cleaned. They were actually laundered in some way.

[Christy Lee]

But so were you that first day.

[Josh Arnold]

Back, you're just like, ah, no, they would wash them overnight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say that with your experience in the world of a sports marketing that the smelliest uniforms were hockey players?

[Josh Arnold]

The. Yeah, the locker rooms were the smelliest in my experience, because the pads just soaked up all the. That stuff never. You know, I don't know what happens in football. I guess they can wash those during the week or do something or. They have a whole week to air out. With hockey, they have a day or two.

[Jess Hooker]

We would take them to the. The self serve car wash and hang them up there like you would your Max and hose them down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, back to the Southern accents. So this. This study says that they're actually disappearing slowly. That's a shame game.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, the famous southern accent recently is Parker Posey and the White Lotus. Everybody lost their minds, going crazy for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it good?

[Jess Hooker]

It's so good and so specific to such a part of Tennessee that people thought it was fake. But if you're from that area of Tennessee, you're like, no, she's dead on.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that Robert De Niro in that movie Cape Fear.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a guy on the scene set that just to make sure every phrase he said came out with that specific accent. I think it was some kind of East. East, like Baltimore or. I forget where it was.

[Chick McGee]

But do you remember the wide receiver in the NFL that played for the Panthers, Xavier Leggette?

[Tom Griswold]

I love this guy.

[Chick McGee]

He's talking about raccoons. And this is his actual accent. Nothing enhanced or parodied here. When the cold parrot go bacon cook, beer wheel, fine line. I really need something to sit back the most to my people. We had a clearer one somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

We do have a clear one, but that. I mean, that almost doesn't even sound like words.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very guttural.

[Chick McGee]

And. Yeah, about him. Oh, here it is about him scoring touchdown. Oh, man. I say the deep ball, man, but I really feel like any way that.

[Tom Griswold]

I get the ball in my hand.

[Chick McGee]

I could get it to that end zone.

[Tom Griswold]

And that does. It's almost like Tom Hanks liking.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, well. And Tom Hanks's story is that he. The little. Little kid who played small baby. Forrest Gump.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That was his real accent, and that's where he got. Forrest Gump's accent was from the kid?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really charming. I love that guy's accent. And there's a. An unfortunate thing. I think people will associate that with someone being less intelligent. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's always kind of been the thing with Southern accents. And it's unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a guy who is very thick Southern drawl, and he is unbelievably intelligent.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And he is a really good, good poker player. And when he. He goes to these casinos and the people think, oh, this guy's a dumb rube, and then they walk away wearing a barrel. He has all their money. But I thought that. Oh, one of the things that does bother me, by the way, thinking about it, is the acquisition of the use of y' all by rich white folk from the North. That.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about, Christy. That it's. That's become really common.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think y' all's come.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, by people that don't really. It's not their heritage by any means.

[Christy Lee]

Does that make it wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I've heard it. I haven't heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I've noticed.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard anybody with, like, a Brooklyn accent say it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. North. I don't mean East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

I mean Midwestern.

[Jess Hooker]

Midwestern.

[Tom Griswold]

Midwest.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're having a party, y' all. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're just having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

You're from Shaker Heights. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's also fairly. It's also part of black culture, y' all.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. But I said white. I specifically.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, once again, proving impossible to speak to.

[Jess Hooker]

You're not allowed to weigh in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was. I. What I'm saying is I offered you the Foghorn Leghorn opening and you turned it down.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's what we're dealing with being punished for not.

[Josh Arnold]

What did I turn down?

[Chick McGee]

We talked about it. He wanted you to go into the Foghorn Leghorn Void voice, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

No, what he wanted me to. What he wanted me to do was admit that I sexually assaulted somebody while dressed as Foghorn Leghorn.

[Chick McGee]

That part is correct as well. Yes. A lot of his comments and jokes end up in sexual assault.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll say. I'll say. You'll do what I say or I'll kill your parents.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Once again, I get my way. So this is a win.

[Josh Arnold]

Win for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What were you upset about again?

[Christy Lee]

Don't we have a very special Southern accent?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have. We're time for it now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do. We have time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, y' all. We don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's like five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna come back with it. What? What are you talking about, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

What am I talking about? I'm talking about our friend Tim Wilson. He did a great job.

[Chick McGee]

The best.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Floyd shaved his neck. Oh, yeah. It's coming. It's coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

The greatest.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It is one of the greatest things he ever did, I think. I just love it. We'll get to it in just a second. Right now, hello to our friends at Java House. Java House is revolutionizing coffee and et cetera, et cetera. I'm talking about sports drinks, tea lattes. It's all about. Let me see. Oh, here we go. I got one right here. The Peel and Pour. This looks kind of like a Keurig cup. It's just a hair larger. But the idea of this is you just take it and you do. You just pour it into a cup and.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, by the way, if you haven't seen the brand new video with me and Josh and that Jeff Oskay guy taking a baseball bat to our old Keurig machine. The Bob and Tom Social account.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So revolutionized coffee in your house or on the job site, etc. Etc. And the idea of this is so simple because you don't have to have Anything fancy, you just put it in water and you've got your coffee. By the way, this is a cold brew brew. And this is something I did not understand. I didn't realize cold brewing is the way that it's manufactured. It's not the way it's brewed. Rather, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't mean you have to drink it cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. And I did not understand that. So it's the process by which it's made that takes away that bitterness. So, Java House, we've stepped up, and it's now the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. And the official refreshments, I should point out. Lattes, energy drinks, hydration drinks, even hot cocoa. Also, thanks to office H2O, we have a great new water system. Josh. Never just talking about how much we like it. The water is filtered. We can get it hot or cold or even fizzy. What's the technical term for fizzy water?

[Jess Hooker]

Sparkling.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Nothing, you get nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

The struggle is real for Mr. Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Nah, some days are better than others.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeffer.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw Leonard Demo at the grocery store. He's always me. I saw.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw Caitlyn Jenner at the grocery store, which has always been Bruce to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, now you got.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the end of the song.

[Chick McGee]

This is so much better than the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedy.

[Chick McGee]

Doing this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm coming for you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Now I want to get this. Squeeze this in. We had an interesting story about the Southern accent. A recent. Yeah, a bunch of linguists have decided that the Southern accent is fading out, which is sad. But I, I think they'll always.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they have any. Something better to talk about? A bunch of linguists than. You know what, Steve? Stephen, I think the Southern accent is fading out.

[Christy Lee]

Mama needs her mint julep.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's take years to study this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Let's get to the bottom of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I. We have a. A classic piece from Tim Wilson that covers this, I think brilliantly. Let's. Let's hear it now. Tim has his guitar out. Are you going to Florida? Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're from Georgia, that's why.

[Josh Arnold]

Georgia people hate Florida. Why? Because we grew up our whole lives wanting to go to Florida. Put a float on top of the car. Oh, my God, we're going to Florida. Drive four hours, get there. Do you have a hotel room? Yeah, they're a hundred dollars. Unless you want to be near the water. Then they're $400. No, we don't want to be near the water. We want to sit in a hot ass asphalt parking lot with a float on top of the car and finish up these pecan logs we got in Valdosta. So then a hurricane comes, they evacuate back to Georgia. Oh, my God. Do you have a hotel room? Yeah, they're a hundred dollars. Unless you want to be away from the water. And then suddenly we're gouging.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

Georgia, people making money on tourism, it's gouging.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

And everybody knows when you get south of Gainesville, Florida, you're back in Michigan. See, the Southern accent stops at Gainesville, Florida. You get the panhandled North Florida accents. Kind of like Ronnie Van Zant from Leonard Skynyrd. Oh, man. All right, man, y' all gonna go to Panama City, man. And then South Georgia, they talk like Jimmy Carter. Nobody has any Oz in the woods. And they sound like they'll get their ass whipped. Which was pretty much his M.O. the whole time he was president. North Georgia, everything got all car in it. Put the Buck Tower in your car there. Alabama, you open your mouth up real wide like this and talk like this. I'm not sure. I may go on Friday because I got a dental appointment. Paula Dean from Alabama, she's from Savannah, Georgia. She makes me sound like a Brooklyn attorney. They all talk like Evan Espresso. Here, we got that little stuff. Jimmy Swaggart always sounded like he was from Mississippi, but he's Actually from Louisiana. Well, I don't really know exactly what happened at the hotel. Louisiana, they got the fringe thing. They bought that thing from France. They just need a Louisiana. We should. We ought to sell that state today. Louisiana ain't been nothing but a headache for the past 10 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

It's basically a concrete bridge with water under it. We bought Louisiana in 1803. Louisiana Purchase. If we sold it today, we could triple our money. Arkansas, they talk like Bill Clinton. You can't tell if they're laughing or crying. Johnny Cash sort of meant that he was from Arkansas and you couldn't tell if he was happy or sad. Tennessee, I can't. Do you chew gum, talk like Charlie Daniels and he's from North Carolina. South Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

Carolina.

[Josh Arnold]

You told that Strom Thurman. Everybody remember Storm thurman. He was 137 years old. United States Senate. There's a lot of young ladies in here today. Strong. Turned out to be a little bit hypocritical on the way out. Yes, he did. Strom Thurman, the only man in the world that could pull out a Susan B. Anthony dollar, look at it and think, yeah, I slept with her. He could probably get that Indian woman on the Sacajawea dollar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you if you check it, Bob, that that's his baby. North Carolina, they talk like Andy Griffith. Oh, oh, Floyd shaved his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

That is pound for pound, one of the greatest pieces of all time.

[Chick McGee]

Bravo.

[Tom Griswold]

Just, it goes by so quick and it just so, just so smart that on the late, great Tim Wilson, we were talking about Southern X sense.

[Christy Lee]

And don't you love a woman that has a Southern accent? Southern bell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do.

[Jess Hooker]

I like any accent.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I've noticed I don't like Christy in several pieces on this show and you've, you've been asked to become the elderly Christy Lee. You have a Southern accent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know what that's all about. Maybe I'm going to retire in the South. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

And then you're going to affect that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Jess has that great accent.

[Jess Hooker]

Shut up, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, that's right. I forgot about that.

[Chick McGee]

How are things in the produce department, Tammy?

[Jess Hooker]

I hate all of you. Every time time this comes up, I hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it make you seek.

[Chick McGee]

That lives forever?

[Jess Hooker]

I was 21. Dean tried to help me. He did. I felt so bad for him. And, and he doesn't, he doesn't ever get frustrated or anything. And he was so cool until he does. And he was like just Go. I can't. That can't help you.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a clown. Classic.

[Jess Hooker]

It was something.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? What was that name of that piece?

[Chick McGee]

Remember? The laxative?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here, I've got a little chunk of it here. This was. This was your, like your first week working here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it really was the first week I was here as an intern.

[Tom Griswold]

And Dean is a brilliant director. He's great, but I guess he could.

[Jess Hooker]

Some people you can't help.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he couldn't get the. Couldn't get the performance.

[Chick McGee]

You just can't read.

[Christy Lee]

Tammy Pascatelli's in this and she did great in the new movie. Nonna's with Vince Vaughn.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she is?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here we go. This is she Toes, I believe it's called.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Tammy. How are things in the produce department today? To be honest, Maria, I'm not feeling well. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you sick?

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I'm constipated.

[Tom Griswold]

Constipation. It's a terrible feeling. Try Cheetos today. It goes on. You get the idea. She Toes. Apparently it's a chip. That is the first laxative chip.

[Chick McGee]

Your accent wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Spanish. Dracula.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

How did you know?

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I am trying to be Spanish.

[Josh Arnold]

It's embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

I am from. Grew up in Yugoslavia.

[Josh Arnold]

Live yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Let's call it something else then. Thank you very much. We're going to go back to Christy Lee, is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

If you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

56% of those surveyed would shorten their own life if pets. Their pets could live longer. That's right. The recent survey said respondents would trade years of their own life to extend their pet's lifespan. 56% said they would shorten their lifespans to guarantee that their pet lived the their life beside them. Because the bond, of course, is so strong.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they did a corollary study about wives and husbands.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Would you give up five years of your life if your wife or husband could live five more years?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is this very awkward if someone was looking over your shoulder. What do you mean? You. You checked the box. You checked the box for Fluffy, but not for me.

[Christy Lee]

56% also claim their adopted animal literally has saved their life.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, who saved who? That old rescue who? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think, Josh? Oh, I think that's.

[Josh Arnold]

There's really some truth to that. But yes, I. So is the study. If I shave off some years of my life, my pet is with Me the whole time?

[Christy Lee]

No, just more, more, just longer.

[Josh Arnold]

I need to know what the trade off is. But I think yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like five and five. Like that was your.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the trade off is you have to do what your dog does. So you have to get your nuts cut off.

[Josh Arnold]

Because that. Now if you were to say that I could lick my own nuts. Yeah, I mean, I tried that today. Now you're talking 40 years.

[Christy Lee]

And scoot your butt across the carpet. You know, my cat does that, my dog does that. I hate it.

[Chick McGee]

My dog does that. And she looks right at me when she does it.

[Christy Lee]

She's like, this is the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What are you gonna do now?

[Josh Arnold]

I call it the booty scooting boogie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You should, you should walk into a carpet store and just with a straight face go, what is the best type of carpet for a dog to express its anal glands?

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what they're doing?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, that's a, that's.

[Christy Lee]

A task that you don't want, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T want to do. My brother.

[Christy Lee]

God bless your groomer.

[Tom Griswold]

Your brother did it for a living.

[Josh Arnold]

He worked at a pet groomers for a while. And he was the anal gland squeezer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did his business card say anal gland expert?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a, that's a unique scent, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a rough gig.

[Christy Lee]

Awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, thanks. I'm gonna pass on lunch. I'm gonna finish this off and go, go take a very long shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Gravy. My cat does it when she, she's not always, not necessarily just expressing her anal glands. She's actually, actually trying to clean back there too. So there are streaks sometimes. And I have to clean those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, my dog.

[Josh Arnold]

But I kind of get it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, now I go to carpet stores and ask for samples. It really does wipe well.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any. Well, brown colored carpet?

[Josh Arnold]

Possibly.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't even have to worry about cleaning it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're just joining us. Hello, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom program. And wait a minute, we apparently have something coming in on the satellite. Oh, there it is. Okay, there we go. It's. It looks like the backside of Jeff Oskay's head.

[Chick McGee]

Checking out.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it time for a special edition of news we failed to mention?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Oh, feeling great today. I'm Jeff Oscar with the failed dimension news desk. It is hotter than a. It's hot.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If you guys are cold in there, come in here. I'm under 19. Heat lamps.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Rotisserie chicken. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we here.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff. Oscar with failed to mention news.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

He's doing some pre joke stretching there. We learned that they are petitioning to change the Florida state bird from the mockingbird to the flamingo. What? You failed to mention flamingo makes way more sense. It's got that big honking nose to snort in all the bath salts with. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All right. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's going to go well. We learned that there are ancient cave paintings of the Milky Way. What you failed to mention. That's amazing that they predicted the candy bar way back when.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're being silly, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I used all my good jokes on air. A seven year old stole his mom's car and drove his little sister to McDonald's. What you failed to mention. Hey, little boy, are you old enough to spell cps? Because you guys are getting a visit soon. No. There. Does that make it less painful? No. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill Belichick's girlfriend competed for the title of Ms. Main. What? You failed to mention. Her special talent. Pissing off America. Maybe I should have opened with that one. A man urinated in the holy water font at a church. What? You failed to mention. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy bejesus. That's disgusting. No. Okay. An American tourist got impaled while trying to climb the fence at the famous Coliseum. What? You failed to mention. Feed them to the lions. We don't want them back here. And finally, the record was set for the oldest person on fire. What? You failed to mention old person on fire. Worst Yankee Candle fragrance ever. This has been the news to me. Failed to mention news. Thank you, Jeffrey.

[Chick McGee]

It does seem like they have too many candle scents, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there are a lot.

[Chick McGee]

There should be. Vanilla rose?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I got olive flavored this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Olive?

[Jess Hooker]

Olive flavor. And what does olive smell like? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Olive oil?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it says she smells like Popeye.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have. I was gonna say semen. Popeye. He's a sailor man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you didn't say it.

[Jess Hooker]

Tomatoes.

[Chick McGee]

They're leather. And tobacco is a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been to the place where you make your own candles?

[Chick McGee]

I have not, but I want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, we did a birthday party there.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys should go on a date there. That'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you want to go make candles together?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe we bring the girls with. It was fun.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Just me and you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, you don't need.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need filthy girls around.

[Tom Griswold]

But they had. They had. I mean, dozens and dozens of possible scents. And I remember when I walked in, in the. Right at. Right at the kid's eye level was marijuana.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it?

[Tom Griswold]

You could choose. Yes, you could get a marijuana. Yeah, you could get a marijuana. You could get the stuff to make your marijuana smell.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't find that aroma desirable.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the explanation.

[Christy Lee]

Olive. I can't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know the olive thing is weird.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but they. Sometimes they just throw another. Yeah, it's abstract. When they go say, like, olive in a library or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

The notion of the marijuana candle was if you had it burning and you were actually smoking pot. If the cops came and go, hey, it's the candle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, it just seemed kind of odd that none of the little girls at the birthday party chose that.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's probably good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would have been great. Yeah. Well, we were. We were at a birthday party at the Griswolds. It looked like made my candle. It's just for you, dad.

[Josh Arnold]

This candle smells like Uncle Willie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

But wouldn't it be funny if one of the little girls who did choose marijuana was like a hippie looking a little.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is what our house smells like.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. Every once in a while, my parents send me out the yard so they can ball.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw a ball into your mom. Why don't you go out and play in the yard?

[Tom Griswold]

Little baby hippie child chick. Probably totally inappropriate.

[Chick McGee]

Do they. Do they arrest people for having marijuana?

[Tom Griswold]

Still depends what state you're in.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you have enough of it, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the amount.

[Chick McGee]

They just kind of look away. Not always.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

You got a trunk full. They may suspect you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not enjoying all of it yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? A drunk full.

[Tom Griswold]

I've. I've paid bail for someone one county north of here.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to start saying no to these people who want money from you. Except all of us.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

That'd be much worse if you did.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show's all also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

On the way.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that wasn't very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Cosby returns. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the Orion Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think we got so busy yesterday, we forgot to give everyone their history lesson. So I thought we could do Today in History and Yesterday in History.

[Chick McGee]

Today in History and Yesterday in History.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's start with today, shall we?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The 13th and 12th May.

[Tom Griswold]

The idea.

[Chick McGee]

No, not okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, do you know who Florence Nightingale was? Was?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

What, what was her profession?

[Tom Griswold]

That's all we needed to know.

[Chick McGee]

Got that squared away?

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't win.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like the name of a really classy hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

I always, you know, I don't know why, but I always think of a nightgown when someone says Florence.

[Josh Arnold]

She was dressed in white often, I would imagine.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

She was a.

[Jess Hooker]

A Character.

[Christy Lee]

And a nurse.

[Jess Hooker]

A nurse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nurse.

[Jess Hooker]

Was she really a famous nurse?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, she like, really started a lot of nursing stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I thought she was an author.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she sounds like a singer, too. I mean, all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about this?

[Chick McGee]

Your blood pressure's coming along.

[Tom Griswold]

It was her birthday Yesterday. Born in 1820. Born in 1925. Yogi Berra. Do you know who that was?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I just watched his documentary. Yes, I. I do know who that is.

[Christy Lee]

Were you strapped to a chair?

[Jess Hooker]

It was. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. I didn't know any about him.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of very funny phrases.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what he's known for.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we talked about this before.

[Jess Hooker]

He's. No, he's credited with a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

Phrases and he wasn't trying to be funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Not at all.

[Chick McGee]

Hanna Barbera pay him some cash for Yogi Bear. Something, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't pay the Honeymooners for the Flintstones, so.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As far as I know, anyway.

[Christy Lee]

So Yogi Bear is based on Yogi Berra.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the names.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell else would it be? Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was a Yankee during the heyday. A Bert Backrack. Which backrack. Which is the sound a pinball machine makes when you.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't his first Shadrach?

[Christy Lee]

Probably most people know him from Austin Powers when he's playing the piano on the. You know, on the. Driving through Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

Great singer, songwriter, guitarist, organ player. Steve Winwood, born in. This date in 1947. 8.

[Chick McGee]

Can't find his way home.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me some love. And what was he, 16 or something?

[Chick McGee]

Something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

He's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Sang like Ray Charles.

[Josh Arnold]

Great solo stuff in the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Ms. Hooker, this is another one for you. I want to see if Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne, great actor.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. I don't. I don't know. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the Usual Suspects?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so he's the cop in that. Yeah, he's in Miller's Crossing.

[Chick McGee]

What would you know? Oh, he was heredity.

[Christy Lee]

Movie.

[Chick McGee]

He's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, hereditary.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The Usual Suspects is a terrific movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Must see Cool World and then.

[Christy Lee]

An Irish fella, isn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is he an Irish fella?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Let me. Dag on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ving Rhames, born in the state in 1959.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he and Stanley Tucci went to acting school together and his name is Irvine. And Stanley said you need to make it ving and the rest is history.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the. That's the current hip thing in the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pacers are the Sirs, the Celtics are the Ticks.

[Christy Lee]

God, I hate Stanley was on the verge of a trend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also from the usual suspect, Stephen Baldwin, born in 1960. 66.

[Chick McGee]

He's terrific. He's terrific in that Tucci's happily married. No. And who else? Stanley Tucci and John Krasinski are brother in laws. Brother in laws. They're married to sisters, Tom. That's how that works.

[Jess Hooker]

Easy.

[Chick McGee]

There once was a woman named Blunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Who had a Rami Malik.

[Chick McGee]

Magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

Rami Malek is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy from Freddie Mercury.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Robot.

[Josh Arnold]

His teeth won an Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Distracting. This is an easy one for you.

[Chick McGee]

I found it distracting.

[Tom Griswold]

Released yesterday in 1967, the album. Are you experienced by.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I've never heard of this album.

[Josh Arnold]

Should I. Yeah, kind of. But it's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Probably have you just don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that was the name of the album. Well, the person single.

[Josh Arnold]

The person's band also has experience in it in a. Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

Jimi Hendrix.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. No, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course the song, one of the most famous songs. All along the watchtower. Of course. Voodoo Child.

[Chick McGee]

That's voodoo chili.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually heard one of the radio station. One of the jocks on this station introduce it as Voodoo chili by mistake.

[Christy Lee]

That wasn't me, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And how do you make voodoo chili?

[Tom Griswold]

You start with a 12 inch black sausage. Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

Beans exist.

[Christy Lee]

You set him up for that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now everybody forget about the guy who built card houses.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hope he's gonna do it again today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to Joe Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

The Brown Bomber.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they called him the Brown Bomber. Of course, they probably wouldn't do that today. The whole thing with Max Schmeling and who was actually a really, really decent guy, but never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the perception that they. They portrayed him, I think was.

[Chick McGee]

Come out of that fair. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

1922, Bea Arthur was born a female. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she was assigned female at birth.

[Tom Griswold]

She was actually a very heroic person. She was a marine, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think she was right.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a marine.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

War II. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

100 people.

[Christy Lee]

No, she really was great on Golden Girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Phenom.

[Tom Griswold]

Pen, switch gears here. Now, Miss Hooker, this is. I'm going to put you on the spider. You should know this one.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a lot of things you think I should know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you'll know this. I have five bucks, as you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't know this, I get to keep the money. 1931. Happy birthday, Jim Jones.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the Kool Aid guy.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I was an ugly, cool Kool Aid.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't Kool Aid.

[Jess Hooker]

It wasn't Kool Aid.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was an off brand. But Tom always Kool Aid.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't. Drinking the Kool Aid. That's a. That's an expression that we've heard.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was liquor made or something.

[Christy Lee]

Liquor made Flavor aids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Liquor made was the. Was the powder.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the Pixie stick?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Jones, of course. Wasn't he the guy that sold monkeys door to door? Yep.

[Christy Lee]

He sold monkeys door to door.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that part, but it was legal. Well, it's still illegal in a far off place called Indianapolis. You can sell monkeys door too.

[Christy Lee]

You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

He's considered to be the world's worst mixologist.

[Jess Hooker]

So was he.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was effective.

[Chick McGee]

The one of the last things he said, very powerful.

[Pat Godwin]

Drink.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you, this might be a little strong. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Was he technically a preacher or was he just a cult leader?

[Tom Griswold]

Both.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he was. It was the Reverend Jim Jones.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about persuasion. I mean, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, charisma out the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get people to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill Hader may be playing him.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I'm excited for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1950. The great Stevie Wonder. You know that song? What is it? Great liar, golden lady. Isn't she lovely? When you first wrote that, since he couldn't see her, said is she lovely.

[Jess Hooker]

It was a question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He can see footage of him driving Snoop.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

What was I watching? Some. It must have been a podcast Snoop was on. And he said for a while. He hasn't done it in a long time, but Stevie Wonder would zoom him. Would zoom Snoop Dogg like once. At least once a week. And they. They would, like, hang out and talk.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And Snoop thought. Snoop thought it was hilarious that Stevie Wonder would have to zoom him because he can't see Snoop.

[Josh Arnold]

He can.

[Chick McGee]

What the. Well, that's Josh. Marketing contention.

[Josh Arnold]

Google Stevie Wonder drop driving and you'll see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You know, there was a Stevie Wonder ad for Atari when Atari the 2600 first came out. And it. It was. If I played video games, I use the Atari system.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

And it was a Stevie. It was a printout. TV wonder was in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's funny. Darius Rucker. You know who he is?

[Jess Hooker]

I love him. Love, love, love him.

[Josh Arnold]

Booty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I love his country music, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I just read his autobiography. And I saw Hootie over the summer. They were great with our friend Edwin McCain.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's a very nice man.

[Tom Griswold]

1960. 1986. Robert Pattinson.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes. Twilight movies.

[Chick McGee]

Damn fine actor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is a good actor.

[Chick McGee]

Mickey 17 is on the page. It's pretty good. I liked it, but it's kind of enough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this one. I do. I. I'm gonna do this one in reverse. I want you to guess. Chip McGee. What year was this? Did this happen? Velcro trademarked and registered in what year?

[Christy Lee]

I think we've asked this before.

[Chick McGee]

61.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's earlier than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was gonna. I would have guessed 68 or 9. It's a way back in 58. You're. You were close.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they call that?

[Tom Griswold]

Hook and loop.

[Josh Arnold]

Hook and loop technology.

[Chick McGee]

Hook and loop fasteners and Velcro.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to. Josh has pointed this out. I think it's brilliant. Your thoughts on the guy that invented the Velcro shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's it. No more laces ever on shoes.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm a millionaire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've solved it. And I will now be. And nope, not only kids and old people.

[Tom Griswold]

People. So funny. Why didn't that take.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I. I think the sound has something to do with it.

[Jess Hooker]

It does. If a guy pulls out his wallet and you hear that sound.

[Pat Godwin]

Getting any.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so funny.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, you sit right there. I'll get dinner.

[Christy Lee]

There were Velcro wallets.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're hilarious. Kids would have them.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You're not. You're not aware of. There's something that exists. Velcro wallet.

[Jess Hooker]

It really was for kids. Like to take their lunch money to school. And they wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Your boys may have had.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's considered to be uncool. Way uncool.

[Josh Arnold]

Tacky.

[Jess Hooker]

I would take Velcro shoes over a Velcro wallet.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So if there was a super hot guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he took you out back in your single days.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he had Velcro shoes in a Velcro wallet. You'd turn them down.

[Jess Hooker]

I would think he was doing it for a bit, actually. And I'd probably laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

And then you'd Go for it.

[Josh Arnold]

I have shoes and pants.

[Christy Lee]

Cute shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Velcro pants.

[Jess Hooker]

Velcro pants.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Velcro where the zipper is. If that's the noise I hear before we're about to do it, I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

ZZ top the Velcro fly, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, let's not forget about the Velcro ping pong balls that you could throw at a target. Pretty good use of Velcro.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But since 1958, they've been developing Velcro pants. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I have some more. No zippers. I'm setting myself up here. I have some workout shorts that have a Velcro.

[Chick McGee]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still button? Did you ever wear them?

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear what he says?

[Josh Arnold]

And jazz shooting. Are they still on the back?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

There's still a button at the top.

[Christy Lee]

You are lace.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's a lace. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@the bobandtom.com. that's right. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby has returned.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Magee. And hello, Tom. What flavor Java House you working with this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm having some tea, but I was just thinking, Ace, you missed this. I don't know if you can see it from there, but I did these posters with pj. We got together, did these posters for Java House for our special broadcast cast coming up a week from Friday. Brought to you by Java House. And you can see I add the puppets. There's your puppet there.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Milestone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very, very handsome puppet. And then the problem is, you'll notice on this one, Pat Godwin's eyebrows are white.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I had to redo the entire print.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I. They're. They changed him to black in the one here. You can see the difference. His eyebrows.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See how they're white there?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And I got just. I should have just taken a Sharpie and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But yes, we have a special broadcast Coming up, brought to you by Java House.

[Josh Arnold]

How come I moved?

[Jess Hooker]

It's a new poster. Oh, you are moved. You switch with somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't lose somebody. Or.

[Jess Hooker]

No, Josh and him just switched places.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's all it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? I did just notice that. I guess maybe we wanted the black to contact interest.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I'm sure PJ had a reason.

[Josh Arnold]

If I had a guess, you'll notice you used to be next to Tom, and now I'm next to Tom. Even the in puppet form on a poster he doesn't want.

[Chick McGee]

It was making me uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't have Ace standing behind me. That's where I keep my wallet. Right. It's okay. It's got Velcro.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. So it's time to move forward here on the Bobaton program. And by doing that, I mean we check in with our big screen. I think we have a satellite phone call again.

[Christy Lee]

We have a satellite.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Ed, Septics here. How's it going, Bob and Tom? Hi, Ed. Oh, man. That's right. It's the plumber. Don't give a flush back here again. We got a new Pope.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, new Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

Pope.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm flying out to Rome today. I won the bid to replace all the commodes in the Vatican.

[Tom Griswold]

They got to put new ones in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the last Pope really did a number on those bulls. Is that right? Yeah. Personally, I'm just excited they're finally going to have deep dish pizza in the Vatican cafeteria, Chicago style. Oh, yeah. You guys. You guys are. Are you guys aware of the Beatitude?

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Blessed are the meek, so they shall inherit the earth. Those types of things. Well, the patron saint of plumbing, Bishop Brownstein, he handed down to me the five plumbers Beatitudes. Oh, like blessed are the constipated, for they shall never receive a plumbing bill. Blessed are those with a bidet, for their backside shall remain as clean as their souls. Yeah. Blessed are those who use flushable wipes, for thou plumber could always use a second lake house. Blessed are those with a high fiber diet, for they shall never have to purchase a plunger. And finally, blessed are those who use one ply, for they shall always have a stinky pinky. I'm antsceptic. Banging pipes never wash lives. That's my guaranteed.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think my pinky is involved in the wiping process.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's like when you drink tea, Pinky.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You use all five fingers you get in there, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

The punchline should have been something about a nail clipper. I'm sorry. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk shaking her head. Why am I dealing with these boys? Now, this next story. This is perfectly acceptable to the fcc. All the verbiage in this story I.

[Christy Lee]

Was gonna do there. Smarty pants.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the way he's telling me that one. He's telling you. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just read the headline.

[Chick McGee]

Don't disappoint it.

[Christy Lee]

Smokers banned from using ashtray after Nesting Blue tits move in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nesting blue tits.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue tits.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe her bra's too. Too tight.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Ashley, England are banning smokers from using a public ashtray served more than a cup after it was taken over by a family of birds known as Nesting Blue Tits.

[Tom Griswold]

You can say it loud. Nesting. That is the name. Blue tits. No, she turned the volume down.

[Chick McGee]

Blue tits.

[Pat Godwin]

There's only one reason why we're doing this story.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

So we can keep saying it's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

What about the blue footed booby? Have you seen those nose.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's not what the story is about. This is about.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not as dirty Snatch mop.

[Chick McGee]

Now what was the name?

[Tom Griswold]

It's the two pecker. Redundant Snatch muff.

[Christy Lee]

The Nesting family is known to bird lovers as.

[Chick McGee]

Family of what?

[Christy Lee]

Their Eurasian blue tits. A small. See, she keeps Passerine bird. You're not saying it loud enough in that tit family.

[Tom Griswold]

Now there's a. There's a sitcom. There's a sitcom I'd want to see. Who wouldn't want to watch the tit family? Adrien Barbo is back show.

[Josh Arnold]

She voices one of the birds.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'll always remember where I was.

[Pat Godwin]

Give him what he wants.

[Chick McGee]

Christy screamed at you.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the name of the bird, right?

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you understand what's happening here? We understand there's an outdoor ashtray and they. They're telling people you can't use the ash. You can't understand what's happening right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You dummies.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop kicking that. They.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They've told these smokers to stop using the ashtray because the birds have nested in the.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of birds?

[Christy Lee]

They're easily recognizable by their blue and yellow plumage and small size. The nesting blue tits.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Were discovered by the village hall coordinator, Hazel Spicer. She noticed a very neat pile of cigarette butts piled up under the bin and heard the sounds of baby chicks.

[Tom Griswold]

TNA tits and ash.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The bird and the cigarette Remnants there.

[Tom Griswold]

And people who smoke are gonna be very concerned about wildlife, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She said the adults must.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta watch out for these boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The adults must have gone in and thrown out the butts one by one, then set up home.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you hate it when people leave their world as an ashtray?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sign has, the adults are the bigger tits.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the smaller tits are the.

[Christy Lee]

Kids, not the chick tits.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, baby, that's. That sounds like a magazine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually when you see I've got a.

[Chick McGee]

Set of chick tits, would you like to see them? I'll let you decide. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just trying to make the point that usually when you see blue tits in an ashtray, a stripper is passed out at the bar. Typically, that would be the.

[Christy Lee]

A sign has been attached to the bin asking smokers, how about this one?

[Tom Griswold]

Usually when you see. Usually when you see blue tits in an ashtray, there's a dead hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that's much better for that.

[Jess Hooker]

How about that one?

[Chick McGee]

How about this one?

[Tom Griswold]

It's better than a Smurf. Anything. Of dead hookers.

[Chick McGee]

Do you understand what's happening? And why do I have to stop kicking the trash can?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's annoying.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's either the trash can or you.

[Chick McGee]

Do you understand what's happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys get this.

[Pat Godwin]

How about this one?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the. I'm trying to see if the. If the. Where the blue area.

[Josh Arnold]

It's areola.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Where is the blue on this bird?

[Chick McGee]

On the head.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not. See, it's half the bird is.

[Christy Lee]

Half the bird is blue.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but the. The bird is blue in the head and the back.

[Jess Hooker]

Not where he thinks that. The boots.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not why they're called that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's not why they're called that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

The birds might be on the top of the head. You don't know where the Pyri family.

[Christy Lee]

Of birds or a Parisine or these birds. They're. There's the titmouse bird. There's the blue tit. There's a bunch of them. They're chickadee.

[Jess Hooker]

Nothing to do with boobs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

There's the Tennessee wobbly tit. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's.

[Chick McGee]

There's the dirty carny long tit.

[Josh Arnold]

You see those a lot.

[Chick McGee]

You don't see those as often.

[Jess Hooker]

Only the subject. Summer months.

[Chick McGee]

Right. But they're all over the country. They kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Usually wear tank tops.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, lovely, lovely. Well, so We've learned a little something today.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we have. And I thank you for making sure that we were learning what you wanted us and. All right.

[Christy Lee]

And I have found, and I apologize for my outburst.

[Tom Griswold]

I have found more. This is fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

The Los Angeles fake tit.

[Chick McGee]

We need to replay Christie's album outburst to see her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Her face. I've never seen her matter face turned red.

[Pat Godwin]

I wanna. I wanna hear it and see it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was so scared and turned off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a picture of the ashtray.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's an insane man.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. I didn't. I had it pictured all wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, imagine that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks just like a birdhouse. It's one of those things that just has the two holes in. In it that you just walk up and. And.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so you were the one not understanding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I only have so much time to edit these things. It was four in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

They are pretty birds.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to squeeze them.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder. You have to wonder that you know, some ornithologist, some horny old guy with thick glasses, you know, we're going to call them. We're going to call them the Eurasian blue tit. Get it? Someday, a century from now, it'll be dirtier than it is now.

[Chick McGee]

You know the best way to listen to birds singing is with your Raycon earbuds.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thank God.

[Chick McGee]

And talk about a great gift for dad. Father's Day is right around the corner.

[Christy Lee]

June 15th.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna get your dad for Father's Day, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

My father's been deceased for quite some time.

[Chick McGee]

You know, raycons have a 32 hour and a multi point connectivity that lets him pair two devices at once. And Raycon has a quick charge function. I don't know how it know, but you could get 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the old phrase turn it up, he dead?

[Chick McGee]

Turn it up, he dead?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know that phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Joseph Conrad used that bromide.

[Chick McGee]

Is that axiom? And Raycon has active noise cancellation. Often difficult to find at an accessible dad friendly price point. And all the vibrant colors. And Raycon has the 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com tom and pick up 15% off site wide everything on buyraycon.com tom. 15% off. That's buyraycon.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea for a movie, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Night of the Living Dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a dad zombie that comes back. Wouldn't that be fun? But he's like, a really fun, handsome and cool dad.

[Josh Arnold]

It just.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds sad to me.

[Chick McGee]

It does.

[Jess Hooker]

It does sound sad.

[Chick McGee]

Like, dad jokes and dad jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Dad's backing, but he's also.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a good dad.

[Christy Lee]

Dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, he started it.

[Chick McGee]

My dad's dead, too. And he's been longer dead than yours was.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah. So once again. Once again, I win.

[Chick McGee]

What. What year was your dad born? You remember, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Born 1916.

[Chick McGee]

1916. See, my dad was born in 39.

[Pat Godwin]

38 for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So that means my dad was a lot older than yours.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he lived a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I win again. My dad, relatively.

[Chick McGee]

My dad was here about 10. 10 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look at it this way.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we do anything else in dog years? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, decorum.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what's coming up next other than Christie's resignation.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have chimpanzees in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

I love them. These. These are the aureliotto part studios. And this is the Bomb and Tomorrow Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I'm much better now. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that was really something.

[Jess Hooker]

In case you missed it, that was beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Christy had a just a wonderful nervous breakdown and screaming curse words at us on.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a song about that?

[Chick McGee]

Very exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker's here. Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby is doing the ones and the twos. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I'm working on my new movie, Night of the Living Dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He wears sandals with high black socks, shorts, a tank top. He comes back and he turns all the lights off and says, you're wasting electricity. Oh, shut the door. I'm not paying to air condition the outside. Night of the Living dad not working.

[Josh Arnold]

Too hard over there.

[Tom Griswold]

You got any ideas? I gave you the idea when so.

[Chick McGee]

Far, this is a hit.

[Josh Arnold]

All the tropes, all the low branches, ergo.

[Jess Hooker]

And Bill Cosby already did this premise in Ghost Dad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dumb name. Night of Living dad much, much more clever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to get him to the zombie part. Yeah, how do you do that? He doesn't start out as a zombie.

[Jess Hooker]

And isn't like a characteristic of a zombie is that they eat people.

[Josh Arnold]

They love flesh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, in real life, he would have been a vegetarian.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ergo, vegetarian zombie. Yeah, well, he's not gonna live long. Oh, I guess he's already dead.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

Just that.

[Chick McGee]

So he wasn't like you, a connoisseur of cunnilingus. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Real muncher is.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I thought we were having a discussion.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm just trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we were trying to participate. I thought we were brainstorming my new script idea.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

And you are.

[Chick McGee]

But think of that. That's something for everybody. If that one. A scene like that was in the movie.

[Christy Lee]

What, in a zombie movie?

[Chick McGee]

I think my tongue numb. Stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that's a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I can get by.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is there zombie porn?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of the Living Head.

[Chick McGee]

Or the Walk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be a trick.

[Josh Arnold]

Gay of the Dead is a certain. I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm sorry, Pat. Now, you said that Christy just had a breakdown. You have a song about this?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom said Christy, what else you got? She read the news when Josh remarked that's not the way you pronounce municipal Then the movie turned tense and dark I wrote a song about a nun with diarrhea Poor Christy told us the facts and as I sang about the crap in the convent that was the day that Christy cracked oh, the day that Christy cracked She laughed we won't on her back it was a Tuesday we all went on the attack oh, the day that Christy cracked Everyone kept interrupting her she was about to blow her stack with our minds in the dirt and the comments about her shirt that was the day that Christy cried Cracked oh, the day that Christy cracked We lack good taste, finesse and tact but now she has a better contract. O the day that Christy Lee got so pissed at me oh, the day that Christy cracked.

[Tom Griswold]

Like very much now.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to know what's wrong with that song?

[Pat Godwin]

It's dated.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, not dated, but it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I assume it's called the Day that Christy Cracked. Yes, we. All we find out about is what made her crack. There's nothing about her. Actually, the song should be about what she did when she cracked.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I see you in the whole one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to. You just want to noodle this a little bit? Why do you have a crowbar?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

We think we should rewrite this in the hallway. Let me get my cheaper guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyway. I'll fix it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Two in a row for you. That he's going to fix, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to fix him. You can't just let him go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, No, I mean, if I didn't care about them, I would just.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No debt. No deck.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one I really liked about the. About encountering the celebrities and you. But you. You only know them from the role they made famous and they. They get tired of being typecast. Cast crux.

[Chick McGee]

It's excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

And actually, you got a new ending for it. The new Bruce Jenner ending.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have the audio. We have the audio and video of Christy cracking earlier this morning. There's Christie. And here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Audio.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you could just see your face in that one. But that was worth it. Even without the audio. That was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. It was a mistake by the producer. Now, what you could do differently.

[Pat Godwin]

He'S gonna fix that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, try it again. No, no, there's no sound.

[Chick McGee]

You know what's okay?

[Josh Arnold]

It looks from the get go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Let's just move forward.

[Christy Lee]

Watch the video or watch the podcast or watch us on YouTube and you'll find it. Where do we find this on YouTube? Bobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there it is.

[Christy Lee]

Searches.

[Chick McGee]

You'll find it. What are we, your mother?

[Jess Hooker]

Or you can go to the Bob and Tom app and download it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. I put it on the. Like I have on my Apple tv. I have the Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When are we reissuing those two T shirts?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're up now. They are, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boom.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a really. We have a really cool T shirt.

[Jess Hooker]

You want me go get one? You want to see it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go grab one. Okay. We have a.

[Pat Godwin]

We have a new poster.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. They're available at the Bob and Tom website. I highly recommend them.

[Chick McGee]

Are they for the month of May?

[Tom Griswold]

They are. They. They celebrate.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. They're super cool.

[Chick McGee]

They are very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw one over the weekend. Someone had on. They're very nice. So you can grab one of those. I forgot to mention that those are.

[Chick McGee]

Did the person who was wearing the T shirt. Did you go up to them and ruin their day by talking to them?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you know what, though, about the T shirt. Early Sunday morning. It's Mother's Day Sunday morning, and I see Tom Griswold come up on my text, and I was like, oh, my God. Gosh, how kind that Tom would think of me on Mother's Day and send me a text.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope, it was about these damn T shirts. Didn't even open with a Happy Mother's Day. Just straight to the. I need you too. And I was like, you son of a.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Happy Mother's Day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right. Did you cat started in.

[Chick McGee]

Did you wish Christy happy Mother's Day?

[Christy Lee]

No, I did.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I didn't get any response.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it would be appropriate to not bother anyone.

[Jess Hooker]

But you did bother me. You did bother me. And you didn't even you.

[Pat Godwin]

I texted you, too.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Jess Hooker]

You text me about stupid stuff, too? On Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Are we. Are you going to text all of us on Father's Day?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I have to now.

[Chick McGee]

Except Josh. Josh is incapable of.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a cat. He's a. He's a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad.

[Chick McGee]

Are you having sex with your cat again?

[Christy Lee]

The cat dad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Not again. Still.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Could we move on? Do we have any other interesting news?

[Josh Arnold]

Do we need to move on? Move on or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez, we're already there.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Stop for one second. If you're just joining us, I need to do the identifier.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy, what you got?

[Christy Lee]

Scientist Sachem Penzance disease. Drum on tree trunks with a steady rhythm, hinting at an ancient form of communication.

[Josh Arnold]

Really Now, Sasquatch, this is how they communicate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that how they do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Tree knocking? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Chimps each have a signature beat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And new research shows they keep a regular rhythm, possibly to send long distance messages. Experts believe the beats help identify the drummer. Like a fingerprint in sound, the behavior suggests a shared ancestor of chimps and humans. Humans also use drumming to communicate. When moving through the jungle, chimps often grab tree roots and pound them, sending deep sounds echoing for miles.

[Chick McGee]

They pound the root?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting. I mean, they've, they've. There was a video. There's this one particular chimp who is. He's a really good drummer, and it's. He can.

[Chick McGee]

You can single this one chimp out as a good drummer.

[Tom Griswold]

They. This guy, the scientist would play specific. I'm not kidding. He would play specific songs. Songs. And the chimp would keep a beat even if there was a different number of beats per minute.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, they interviewed the chimp afterwards. His favorite drummer, of course, Mickey Dolens.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, naturally.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thought you were just talking to us.

[Christy Lee]

Setting us up, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oddly enough, the Albi.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. The albino chimp can't keep its beat no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Whitey ain't got rhythm.

[Tom Griswold]

White.

[Chick McGee]

He can't jump either. Is that right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

See the albino chip?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

High hopes for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we didn't deliver for him. He had high hopes for that. Thought we'd carry him out of the room.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see. See a monkey do that famous drum Fill in. In the air tonight. Just. Just. The song is playing. It cuts away from Phil Collins and cuts to a. A chimp or a monkey going, have.

[Chick McGee]

You seen the video of the guy? The one I think's the funniest, that falls over in his office chair, too, in the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the natural sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it's hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

Always good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Christy, you have more.

[Christy Lee]

Morris was an alligator with a prolific film career.

[Chick McGee]

Now, who named him Morris?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who named him Morris.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great name for an alligator.

[Christy Lee]

He's passed away, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a dead gator.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Jay Young, owner of the Colorado Gator Farm in southern Colorado, announced the reptile's death over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Colorado Gator Farm, Jay Moore speaking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he did?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he did.

[Christy Lee]

Jay Young is the man.

[Chick McGee]

Jay Young's dead.

[Christy Lee]

Morris, who is believed to have been more than 80 years old, was best known for the appearance in the 1996 film Jumanji, Happy Gilmore.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he took.

[Chick McGee]

He's the one that got the arm.

[Christy Lee]

In addition to starring in such films as Alligator one, Alligator Two.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those movies. It's Alligator and Alligator two. The Mutation.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Now, does this have anything to do with.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Although alligator comes out of the sewers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys never saw Alligator with Robert Forster?

[Christy Lee]

No. Sorry I missed it.

[Chick McGee]

Love, Robert.

[Christy Lee]

For interview with a chud.

[Josh Arnold]

Cannibalistic humanoid Underground dwellers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

John Herd. Daniel.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume there's a porno version called Choed.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Not that I'm aware of, but I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's. What's a chode?

[Tom Griswold]

A choed is a slang term you. Not for a beer can, like male member.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't. I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't know that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I thought that was. Actually, I'm not going to say what I thought it was probably better with me.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't know that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm known as a show.

[Chick McGee]

You're known as something.

[Christy Lee]

You're definitely a Joe Morris even made an appearance on Jay Leno alongside conservationist and wildlife advocate Steve Irwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Jay. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You had Morrison, you know, Caitlyn Jennis had this new book.

[Christy Lee]

Morris worked in films and television from 1975 to 2006 when he retired to the Colorado gator farm north of Alamosa.

[Chick McGee]

Did he know he was going to be made into a hold all a carry, all a valise, if you will?

[Christy Lee]

You think they did that to him?

[Chick McGee]

I would hope so. I wonder if.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the protocol for that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, correct question.

[Josh Arnold]

No, seriously, why wouldn't they?

[Christy Lee]

Why wouldn't they? You would be able to live with.

[Josh Arnold]

Morris or stuff him and put him in, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope over the weekend when he died, his owner had a chance to say, see you later just for that. As he took that last. As he took that last breath.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

There's always room for a horrible joke after a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that wasn't a horrible.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, any comments about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Truth?

[Josh Arnold]

You bet. It's because I don't care for that. I. I care, by the way, and so I want to help Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it not be great if in the In Memoriam segment on the Oscars next year.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Boris.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because they always get pissed because they forget somebody or there's someone who wasn't big enough. If they had this alligator in there, that'd be great. Have they ever done that? Just the animals?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. I think it would be. There's something about animals that would make everybody really sad. Yeah, it's. It's like more sad than the people.

[Tom Griswold]

Who cares that Carl Weathers left? It's the gator sad about. I don't think so.

[Jess Hooker]

So would it be Lassie the most famous, maybe animal actor?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

There were a bunch of them lassies.

[Josh Arnold]

Really got it.

[Jess Hooker]

There were a bunch of lassies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and they were all male.

[Christy Lee]

What about Clyde the orangutan? Wonder what happened to him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

He could be around.

[Pat Godwin]

He's still on hard times.

[Chick McGee]

He works at a junkyard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he does?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Bouncer Clyde cast. Crash that cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Right now, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by BetterHelp Mental health awareness Month is this month. So this is an opportunity to start thinking about stuff that I know this for a matter of fact, 26% of Americans recently surveyed said they have avoided seeking counseling or mental health support because of fear of being judged. Fortunately, that's diminishing because we're talking about breaking the stigma. I know Jim Ursay is very active, active in that organization, trying to get people to look into their mental health. And one of the great things that one can do, of course, is get counseling or therapy. And BetterHelp is a way to access that therapy in a much more simple manner because it's done online. You'll fill out some forms and they will try to find the perfect fit for you. There are more than 30,000 licensed therapists working with the BetterHelp program program. And you'll be matched with one. And then if that doesn't work out, you can switch anytime. No additional fees are involved for that. And BetterHelp is fully online, so you don't have to drive across town and sit in a room with somebody. You can do it with a camera going like a zoom call or just like a phone call or even texting back and forth. It's up to you. It's all about convenience and getting access to counseling and therapy. So here's what you do. You go to betterhelp.com BTC show the BTShow part will once again knock 10% off your first month. It's better help. Betterhelp.com BTShow and part of breaking the stigma is seeing the great value of therapy in this portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by BetterHelp. Coming up, we have sheep in the news. And also, do you have someone who goes, I'm celiac. I can't eat the that? Well, we have something interesting. You might not be able to eat it, but you can kiss it. All right. You'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I like the way you care about other people. Yeah, that's what I like.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll find out why that's valid when we return. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. The later years.

[Josh Arnold]

Kill the wheels.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee. Yeah, Godwin, I'm here. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. He returns. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello back. A couple quick things. Mr. Godwin will be at one night stands. S T A N apostrophe S. Is.

[Chick McGee]

It like a neon? It says one night stands out in front. The whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a great club.

[Jess Hooker]

Is his name really Stan, the guy that owns it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Waterford, Michigan, this Friday and Saturday. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Great club.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, am I correct in saying the term Stan now is a term referencing Anyone know it Is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Kind of a stalker type.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, no, because the Eminem thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have not heard this.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I was gonna say. Okay, yeah. No, I didn't, I didn't know that. That's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We learned that from Al, didn't we?

[Josh Arnold]

I just remember learning it from Eminem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This years ago. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, the stand, the, the, the, the die hard fan. That goes a little too far right now. We're gonna go over that. That way. That is the SILAC Insurance News. Guest with Christy Lee. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

In New Zealand, they have more sheep than people. But the gap is closing. New government data shows 23.6 million and 5.3 million people.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Give me those, give me those numbers again.

[Christy Lee]

23.6 million sheep.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And 5.3 million people.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

What if those sheep rise up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a movie about that called Black Sheep, about killers. Sheep is actually pretty funny. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there one about rabbits too?

[Josh Arnold]

Night of the lepus.

[Chick McGee]

Night. Night of the lepus. You know all this stuff. Yes. And the rabbits go insane and kill people.

[Josh Arnold]

Not very scary though. No, no, of course. No, it isn't.

[Jess Hooker]

You could give Josh any premise and he knows the movie for it. That's wild.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that would be about four and a half sheep for every person in New Zealand. Keeping track. Did you know that in 1982 it was 22 sheep per person?

[Tom Griswold]

So they're getting more people.

[Christy Lee]

They're getting more people or less sheep. What are they doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good news for farm boys in New Zealand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a better shot at a human.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you?

[Josh Arnold]

Or the man and her men. And the sheep are afraid.

[Christy Lee]

New Zealand's about the size of the United Kingdom, but it has a human population 13 times smaller than the UK.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you eat sheep?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You get their legs apart.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it mutton, essentially?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Lamb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Can't see nothing to you down on the mutton.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it the same thing? The sheeps and lambs are different?

[Christy Lee]

Lambs are the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that poor selling cereal Mutton Honey now with real chunks of mutton and mint jelly.

[Chick McGee]

And it really didn't. Really didn't take off.

[Christy Lee]

What else do we have here? Scientists say kissing someone who ate gluten is mostly safe for those of you with celiac disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Just in case you were worried.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the people with legit celiac have to work. Worry about that.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But the, the, the. One of the stats is that the legit people are far fewer than there are many that think they are, but that aren't.

[Chick McGee]

There are the legit people, but then there are the loud people that aren't legit.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. I feel like it's the same with service animals at this point. Like. Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very good analogy. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In a study, 10 couples kissed for 10 seconds after one ate 10 saltine crackers. Reacher, I love saltine.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you taste the cracker?

[Chick McGee]

Give me that tongue. Josh. Give me that tongue.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers tested gluten levels in saliva with and without a water rinse. Gluten was transferred, but at a very low level, under 20 parts per million. That's considered safe for you gluten free people.

[Chick McGee]

Very unsatisfied.

[Christy Lee]

Still, experts suggest drinking water before kissing just to be cautious.

[Josh Arnold]

I do that anyway just to make sure I'm moist.

[Christy Lee]

Findings were shared at the digestive disease week 2025.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Digestive disease week.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a.

[Chick McGee]

It's a whole week, Tom. Why aren't we celebrating that?

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

We have. We have trucker week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't we have week?

[Chick McGee]

Digestive disease week.

[Tom Griswold]

This says people faking. Is it? You pronounce it Celiac.

[Christy Lee]

Celiac. Yeah. What'd you say?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know by now.

[Tom Griswold]

It says thank you. Attention seeking, faking the illness to receive sympathy or special treatment. That's. I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Munching Munch housing by proxy. The whole thing, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want any religion doesn't even come in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the baron Munch housing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right, of course. Thank you very much. Christy, what else you got?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have anything else.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got something for you.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Give it to her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would be.

[Chick McGee]

Tell her to. Hey. Hey, Christy, get in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll like this. I think Josh, I think is. Will be especially understood in this because you're such a film buff.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a cinephile.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I used to work in the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

The Can Film Festival.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

See this yesterday in France. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

They're barring nudity on the red carpet.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know there was already nudity on the red carpet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they tried to get I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Didn'T the see through blouse that was like. That was very in.

[Christy Lee]

Not that very big.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get an Entertainment Tonight, you've got to, you know, have some stunt.

[Chick McGee]

It actually coincided with an appearance of the. The blood blue tit bird.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

See through nudity.

[Tom Griswold]

Was never previously endorsed at the festival. But they've updated their policy on the eve of the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder why.

[Jess Hooker]

Because there's the Hatted sisters. Is that their last names? Both of them wore. I mean it was, it was, there was nothing covering up their nipples. Like it was just out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but in France they go topless on the beach.

[Pat Godwin]

Right at that beach.

[Christy Lee]

Some of those girls are not just showing that they're showing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, they showed the bush too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's that famous song, they don't wear pants the other side of France.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fact based.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies wear no pants.

[Christy Lee]

And can have no underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't show up with your. Don't show up with your can hanging out. That would be funny if it were you. Those. Who is it that goes up? Who does the red carpet all the time? Joan River's daughter or whatever it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she did? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

20 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

20 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

30 years ago. That's the last time I ever sat through that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, Rivers, I haven't heard a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are you not wearing? Would you guys rather wearing me?

[Josh Arnold]

Would you rather go to the Cannes Film Festival or be involved in a multiple car pile up?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I would rather go to the Cannes Film Festival. I think I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm going the other way. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studio studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, aka the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to overcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mind is the most important tool.

[Pat Godwin]

You have in life.

[Chick McGee]

Be relentless. Keep charging.

[Josh Arnold]

It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.

[Chick McGee]

That matters.

[Pat Godwin]

We talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I'm fired up. Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor's office with Sean Casey from.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe, Follow and listen on your favorite platform.