The BOB & TOM Show May 15, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — May 15, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Date: May 15, 2026
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby
Description: A comedy talk show blending news, sports, music, and listener interaction, with a rotating cast, topical humor, running gags, and live banter.

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Episode Theme & Overview

The May 15, 2026 episode covers a broad, comedic take on the week's strangest news, listener letters, sports, and pop-culture oddities, with a focus on wacky world records, AI and technology stories, food & lifestyle hacks, and uniquely American human-interest tales. The hosts riff heavily on bizarre Guinness records, AI’s growing presence, odd jobs like repo men, and animal stories—all with their signature blend of banter and musical performances.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening & Musical Parody

[01:00–02:14]

• Kicks off with the classic “Church League Softball Fist Fight,” a song that lampoons competitive church league softball games devolving into fights.
• [03:39] Listener “Fuzzy” from Ohio requested the song for his dad—he shares an old “half nuts” joke, tying into the team’s earlier conversation on “ball maxing” and saline inflation (a truly oddball internet trend).

Pat Godwin (03:55): "Remember that earlier? That’s the thing – some weirdos fill their ball sacks with saline and show their buddies. So, at least you didn’t wake up hoping to fill your ball sack with fluid and post it on Instagram!"

• Lighthearted discussion pivots into show team introductions, teasing out personalities and running gags (Bigfoot shirts, tropical attire, Ace Cosby’s signature “hey”).

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2. Bizarre and Trending News Stories

[05:00–15:00]

a. Guinness World Records/Mini-vessel Crossing

• [06:00] Preview of several Guinness World Records: including a sailor planning to cross the Atlantic in a tiny, bathtub-sized boat.
• [39:00] Deep dive into the “Big C” vessel, just under 4 feet, prepping for a trans-Atlantic attempt to break the record (current: 5’4” boat, 1993). Wild jokes about how to toilet and possible causes for such self-endangerment.

Tom Griswold (41:01): “You mispronounced ‘Atlantic World Record Attempt... Man Decides to Commit Suicide.’”

• Probing the intersection of pointlessness and bravery.

b. Solar-powered Aircraft Update

• [06:08] Revisits the story of a solar-powered, around-the-world flight. Update: Great tech, but impractical for modern travel (“You weigh too much, everyone weighs too much, and you can’t bring luggage... can’t fly at night or when it rains!”).

c. Odd & Humorous Listener Letters

• Retro pranks (flashing bicyclists, the “roller dog” hot dog debate, alpaca dryer balls).
• Running gag: peculiar consumer practices (“dryer balls” for static; some prefer sheets, others alpaca).

d. News Headlines Preview (09:45):

• ChatGPT developments,
• Stolen sex toys found at a used car lot,
• Cannons and bongs in the news,
• A hungry pig making headlines,
• A restaurant charging vomit fees for all-you-can-eat sushi ("El Toro").

e. Animal Hijinks & Sports Mascots

• [30:04] Washington Nationals introduce “Natty” the golden retriever as the new team dog.
• [113:11+] Office geese run amok: team debates who’s at fault for the goose poop crisis outside their building.

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3. Group Dynamics & Recurring Gags

[14:48–100:00]

• The major running joke is the awkward, deadpan professionalism of Ace Cosby’s “Hey, hey” greeting, which a listener adopts to cut small-talk as a delivery driver.
• Team debates best polite tactics for exiting unwanted conversations.

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4. Listener Letters & DIY Hacks

[17:01–23:44]

• Kids in the ’80s recount “fun summer” stories of neighborhood flashers.
• Hot dog hacks: The 30-second paper towel microwave trick for a perfect dog.
• The team raves about home appliance upgrades, best paper towels (Viva vs. Bounty), and nostalgia for simpler food.
• Aquarium of dryer ball discourse, with tales of laundry innovation and canine chaos.

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5. Spotlight Guest: Repo Man Interview

[47:01–54:12]

• Jeff from Louisville, a real-life repo man, calls in to describe the job—civil process rules, the art of silent vehicle recovery, what he finds in repossessed cars (drugs, a “leash harness” for adult play), and risk of confrontation.
• Insight into the world of car repossessions, favorite types of cars (mostly Kias, not muscle cars), and crazy customer encounters.

Jeff (Repo Man) (53:17): "The hottest woman you ever saw comes out in a robe and says, 'I'll rock your world if you give me four more days.' No. I'm married, man!"

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6. AI & ChatGPT in Culture

[24:18, 126:02]

• Pat Godwin debuts his original song “AI Wrote This Song,” poking fun at AI infiltrating every aspect of life (taxes, dating, songwriting).
• Later, [129:07] news story of a Missouri college student confessing vandalism to ChatGPT (and getting busted after police found his chat logs).

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7. Comedy, Karaoke, and Musical Segments

[65:33–69:39]

• Pat performs “Karaoke Night at My Local Bar,” a skewering of bad karaoke culture.
• The team swaps favorite karaoke songs (“Friends in Low Places,” “Sweet Caroline,” “Brass in Pocket”).
• International karaoke differences: Korean karaoke is in private rooms (nori bongs), sometimes with hired singing partners; American style is open to the unruly crowd.

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8. Slang, Body Talk, and Gender Banter

[84:00–85:30, 157:36]

• Spirited debate about preferred slang for breasts (boobs, T-word, “funbags,” “hammers,” etc), panties vs. underwear, and what’s acceptable in medical or romantic contexts.

Josh Arnold (86:01): “Boobs sound big and bouncy, T-word sounds smaller...”

Pat Godwin sings (158:05): “What’s the matter with calling it the P word? Is it sexy or way too crude? …Every woman names their vagina something cute, but it’s sweet, sweet put it on me...”

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9. Quirky Legal/Crime News

• Stolen Bongs:
  [94:07] Three Oklahoma men arrested just a block away after stealing $400 worth of bongs—did $2,000 in damages.
• Stolen Sex Toys:
  [107:41] LAPD and a high-end European sex toy shipment, found being resold at a used car lot alongside Yetis, shoes, laptops.
• Postal Worker Theft:
  [139:03] USPS employees nabbed for stealing, including a $9,500 diamond San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl ring (which one wore to work).

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10. Animal Antics

• Washington Nationals introduce “Natty” the team dog (big retriever/lab mix).
• [94:41] Pig breaks into a house in North Carolina looking for snacks (“short standoff involving a pack of crackers and highly questionable negotiations”).
• [151:25] Baltimore police rescue a dog stuck on a townhouse roof.

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11. Group Chat Etiquette & Technology Paranoia

• [126:02] Etiquette expert offers tips for group chats: keep answers concise, don’t flood the thread, assume your messages could be forwarded.
• [132:17] Cybersecurity: warning over posting high-res photos of hand signs, as AI can now lift your fingerprints from social posts.

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12. Human Interest, Sports, and Historical Nuggets

• [62:25] Interview shoutback: “Dr. Buckets” (Ryan Martin) and his world-record half-court shooting feats; prepping for 24 hours of three-pointers soon.
• [117:08] Historical digressions on Anne Boleyn, Las Vegas, Mickey Mouse (Plane Crazy vs. Steamboat Willie), the first McDonald’s (San Bernardino), and Joan Rivers’ ill-fated late night show.
• [140:19] Discussion of new USPS commemorative eagle stamps for America’s 250th birthday; jokes about the unseen Postmaster General’s salary.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

Musical Parody

• Pat Godwin, on AI songwriting [24:54]:

  “AI does your homework, AI did your mom. So don’t go getting mad at me, I wrote this song!”

• Pat Godwin, on Karaoke [66:35]:

  “…Pearl Harbor was bad, but the Japanese have gone too far! I’d rather take a pool cue right in the eye than hear some drunken fool sing ‘American Pie.’”

On Dangerous Record Attempts

• Tom Griswold (41:01):

  “You mispronounced: 'world record attempt to cross the Atlantic Ocean.’ It was ‘man decides to commit suicide.’”

On Repo Men

• Jeff the Repo Man (47:53):

  "99% of our recoveries are no contact, meaning you’re asleep in your house, your dogs don’t wake up, and when you wake, your car’s gone.”

• Jeff the Repo Man (53:17):

  "The hottest woman in a robe says, 'I’ll rock your world for an hour if you give me four more days.' No. I’m married, man!"

On Food Hacks

• Jeff Oskay, Hot Dog Hack [20:05]:

  “One paper towel, wrap the cold hot dog and bun, thirty seconds in the microwave—perfectly steamed bun, hot hot dog, ready to go.”

On Team Animal Drama

• Goose Crisis (112:05):

  "It got to the point where you could see some people had stepped in it…it was really a minefield.” —Josh Arnold

On Group Chat Etiquette

• Jess Hooker (127:01):

  "I didn’t know it says when someone leaves the conversation. I just leave every group text. They can all see!”

On Body Slang

• Pat Godwin (158:05):

  “Every woman names their vagina something cute, but it’s sweet, sweet put it on me!”

• Jess Hooker, nickname stories (159:29):

  “There was a girl we used to call the Big Montana.”

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Important Timestamps for Segments

• [03:39] Ball maxing/Saline inflation discussion
• [06:08] Solar-powered aircraft update
• [12:30] Weight loss ad; segue to group chat etiquette & digital fingerprints
• [17:01] Listener letters: Childhood flashers, hot dog hacks, dryer balls
• [23:01] Repo Man guest
• [24:18] “AI Wrote This Song” parody
• [39:00] World’s Smallest Boat Atlantic crossing (Guinness Record)
• [65:33] Karaoke culture musical parody
• [94:07] Stolen bongs crime story
• [107:41] Used car lot: Sex toy bust
• [113:11+] The Goose Poop Crisis
• [126:02] Group chat etiquette segment
• [129:07] ChatGPT confession crime
• [139:03] Postal worker theft (NFL ring); Stamp commemorative chat
• [151:25] Dog rescued from Baltimore rooftop
• [157:36] Slang for female anatomy; “Sweet P—y” musical parody

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Episode Takeaways

• Absurd World Records provide plenty of laughs and existential ponderings about human motivation and pointlessness.
• AI and technology are simultaneously fascinating and absurd, encroaching on every area—humor and concern merge, especially with privacy.
• Everyday hacks (from hot dogs to laundry) reveal the team’s love for kitchen/lifestyle banter and listener engagement.
• The “Repo Man” segment stands out for frontline, real-world storytelling, blending tension, empathy, and absurdity.
• Running gags (Ace Cosby’s brevity, joke insults, interpersonal razzing) and musical breakaways (“AI,” karaoke, body-slant parodies) provide signature show flavor.
• Mundane quirks like geese, bongs, and dryer balls reveal the team’s ability to find humor in utterly ordinary chaos.
• Crime stories, etiquette tips, and slang debates round out the topics with a blend of the risqué, the practical, and the ridiculous.

For newcomers:
This episode is a jam-packed, joke-laden romp through news, music, and life’s oddities, offering a window into why the Bob & Tom Show has been a morning staple for decades.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

It's the bob and tom show. Church league softball fist fight Getting washed in the blood on a Tuesday night what would Jesus do, Lord, he wouldn't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Knock hell out of a preacher with the softball bag.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the swinging Shepherds from the Sheep of the Savior were tied with the Sourwood Church of Christ, an example of

[Josh Arnold]

some highly unholy behavior in a game

[Jeff Oskay]

that had already been protested twice. Something unbiblical must have been said for them to be aiming heat out of ministers heads. Clocking the clergy ain't the thing to do but neither's the high hard one on a 0 and 2 church league softball fist fight A body laying on a hands Meet the left field lights Knocking out four teeth Getting a busted left Ain't exactly my idea of Christian fellowship Church league softball fist fight Rolling around the pitcher's mound it just don't look right for nice people from the church and the Sunday school class to trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of woof.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome, welcome, welcome. Great to see you. Great to have you here. This is singers Bob and Tom. Oh, once again, you're right. The Dulcimer voices have got it correct, but this is the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

In a swell tropical shirt.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Bigfoot on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does this one. Bears and bears.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Bears and birds, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, often people see Bigfoot, but they mistake them for bears.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

I usually don't see Bigfoot till they've consumed a lot of beers, frankly. I know.

[Christy Lee]

I know your opinion.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. Well, hello. That was a special request. One of the classics. And that's going out to someone who's gone out. But thank you for the nice letter. Fuzzy. Fuzzy from New Philadelphia, Ohio. He wanted to send that one out to his dad. And by the Way he said, I told my, my, my dad a joke years ago. It was about what you were talking about recently on your show. I'll do the joke first.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm reading this. As it says it's written, there was a 150 pound man in South America that had 75 pound testicles. He was half nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. Had to have been.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a class. Thank you very much. But we were talking about ball maxing, which fuzzy references here. That was the. Remember that earlier. That's the thing. That's some weirdos. They fill their ball sacks with saline. Saline or some other stuff and they take pictures of it and show it to their buddies. So I'm bringing this up because when you woke up this morning, at least you didn't say to yourself, oh boy, it's Friday. I'm going to fill my ball sack with fluid and take pictures for my buddies.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that somebody might have.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But most of our listeners, I think. Well, that'd be a weird focus group. Can you imagine? We have some clear now, for those of you that are filling your ball sack with excess fluid, please raise your hand. Just. You're not. You don't have to do that today. So it's. It's going to be a bright and sunny day for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

What was Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

[Tom Griswold]

didn't care.

[Jeff Oskay]

What was that from?

[Christy Lee]

It's just a little like a Beans Beans song, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so funny you'd mention. I got caught up this morning in one of those. I couldn't remember. There's an article about this FIFA thing. There's a thing going on in the, in the FIFA world that I've gone on record as saying I don't care about. But I was trying to think of that. That Fee Fi fo fum poem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I smell the blood of an Englishman.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you remember the second half of it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I do. It's all. It's from Jack and the Beanstalk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Fee fifo foam. I smell the blood of an Englishman. Something. Something alive or dead. Grind up his bones and make my bread.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

Last night, something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But the Fifi Foe Farm thing, I was thinking of FIFA trying to get a fee 5 joke. And as you can see, I was not successful. I was trying to think of a. Maybe I'll come up with one. But when we get to the story coming up later on, it's a Guinness World Record.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Stunt story. We have two of them or three of them, I think today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We got a really good one for sailors out there.

[Christy Lee]

Sailors.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, a really cool thing that's a guy's trying to do that's absolutely insane involving sailing across the Atlantic Ocean. Oh, also, we have a weird update. Do you remember the story a few years ago about a special aircraft that was built that didn't run on jet fuel?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It ran on solar power. Do you remember this thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was. It had a huge wingspan and it was this sort of very lightweight aircraft, and it. It went essentially around the world. Whoa. Without any fuel. There's an update, by the way. I. You won't be getting on one of those anytime soon.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

For air travel.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You. You weigh too much. Everyone weighs too much. And you couldn't take any luggage. And it's got to be a real light, lightweight aircraft. But it was a cool thing demonstrating, so.

[Christy Lee]

And you can't fly at night or when it rains. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

These are all good points.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like satellite dishes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You really. Because you can see this is not necessarily the future. Future of air travel. It was just a fascinating story. I think we've once again exhausted all of the jokes from that, so. Well, what else is happening? It's a big weekend. Everybody got big plans.

[Christy Lee]

FC and Jimmy Pardo tonight. That'll be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Me, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oscar and I.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not together.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm bringing a hottie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks. You're saying Chris is not a hottie.

[Jeff Oskay]

After that came out of my mouth, I realized what I did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There's.

[Pat Godwin]

There's two Totally tell.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not what you meant at all.

[Pat Godwin]

There's two separate. Two separate. Two separate mistakes you made there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was trying to compliment my lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. And in fact, you insulted. Insulted her.

[Christy Lee]

I knew what you were doing. I was.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jimmy Pardo, comedian, Good friend of the show. That'll be fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing this weekend? Let me guess. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.

[Pat Godwin]

Lacrosse. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My girls have a bunch of games.

[Jeff Oskay]

Cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I haven't really checked my schedule yet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did they play in the rain?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. A lot of other action going on. And we're going to be looking at your letters. We love receiving them. You can reach us Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. and I've got this one. This is kind of interesting. This is from Tony, who writes, I'm a delivery driver and I Want to thank everyone for the polite greetings. However, my favorite is when you introduce everybody. I love it when Ace Cosby just says a polite, hey, hey. He goes. I've been inspired to adopt Ace's signature short greeting. And I save at least two hours each day avoiding long, drawn out banter from the people I am delivering to. Oh, well, someone doesn't like to have any conversation. But, Tony, we appreciate your listening.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a hard working man. He's got places to be.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you find that troubling? When you're doing things, you get into a conversation you don't want to get into.

[Josh Arnold]

I rarely get into conversations I don't want to get into. And I also know how to politely get out of them.

[Pat Godwin]

So how do you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to tell you because there could be people listening who I've done this to.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're the worst. You start conversations with strangers all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He is very social. Way more social than you think.

[Christy Lee]

Not in here, he isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Here at.

[Christy Lee]

In the hallway sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Engage you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Well, I'll engage you today. Christy, what have you got coming up in the world of news?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have a lot coming up in the news today. We have chat. GPT. We have stolen sex toys. We have cannons in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Making a comeback, aren't they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this is. That's kind of a cool story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bongs in the news. We have a lot going on. Yeah. And a pig, a hungry pig. Making news today.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And we also. We had a story earlier in the week. I can do a little clarity on this. It was a place in Spain, a restaurant, and it was called El Toro. Remember what the story was about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Didn't they serve sushi all you could eat or something? And they had a vomit fee.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was all you could eat. Sushi. And they were charging a fee if you barfed.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is what they do here in the States in Uber and Lyft. And if you puke in the. If you puke in the car, there's a set. Fine. I think it is. Yeah. Isn't it 250?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's a 250. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For barfing. I get that makes sense. But we. I couldn't figure out why a place would be called El Toro that was a sushi place. Because I thought toro meant bowl.

[Christy Lee]

I thought toro meant tuna.

[Pat Godwin]

But you're right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I. What. You guys. I said that when we were talking about it, but it kind of Got passed over and I thought, well, so

[Josh Arnold]

you go to the notoro, means bull also. For sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's in Spain.

[Pat Godwin]

But I mean. Yeah, but isn't toro bull in Spain?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. El toro.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Toro is the desirable fatty belly of tuna served in sushi and sashimi.

[Josh Arnold]

So they must be making somewhat of a pond. Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Who knows? But now we have bullish. This isn't as exciting as the bullfight story we had two weeks ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what could be?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, where the guy that they went to the old timers bullfight thing and. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he die?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that guy just got right in the keystone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

He wished he had.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah. He had a severe rectal.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

But. And again, I think it's unfair. When the bulls win the bullfights, they still kill them.

[Christy Lee]

We don't get very many happy bull fighting stories, do we?

[Josh Arnold]

So what you're saying is it's gonna

[Tom Griswold]

end up bad at some point.

[Pat Godwin]

What you're saying is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For someone, you only hear about the ones that go wrong. You don't hear about all the bull fights that go well.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Even in those, the bull gets killed. Typically. So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Which is not fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There really is no such thing as a happy ending for a bull fight.

[Pat Godwin]

The bull should be sent out to pasture. Hang out, have a good time. Well, at least many more things coming up today, and we'll certainly look forward to receiving your letters. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] we also have sporting news sitting in for Chick Magee. It's Jeff Oskay today.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? So I guess be careful what hand signs you make when you're having your picture taken. Although I don't know anyone. What would anybody do with your fingerprints? I guess put them in the file with everything else that the government now has.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or the cops could run if they think you're a criminal. They could run your fingerprint through the system to see if it matches.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool. Well, we'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I like that, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar is there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there we go. It's, it's brief.

[Josh Arnold]

There it is. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you very much, Josh Arnold. It's great to see everybody. Glad we made it through the week.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a tough week, buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

I just need some sleep. I can't wait. That's my big treat in the weekends.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Trying to get a full seven hours in. We'll see. We'll see what we can do. Now we've got to go to our mailbag.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we've got letters from listeners Presented by Hyundai's 2026 hybrid vehicle lineup. Advanced safety and technology come together for hybrid efficiency. It's the best of both worlds. Hyundai USA.com thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh. Christie, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Chris. When I was a kid, my neighborhood had a flasher on a bike. This guy would, he says, older guy, I don't know how old, would wear a long coat and flash the moms in the neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

The moms?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. One day after a flash, one of the moms came running out with two knives in each hand. As he quickly pedaled off, she came back huffing and puffing and said, I'll cut it his effing balls. Off he goes, what a fun summer day in 1988 for me, man.

[Pat Godwin]

First of all, there's a couple things going on here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're flashing but you're on a bicycle, you gotta be careful with a long coat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This takes a lot of, a lot of planning here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I guess maybe you'd wear a coat just down to the knees, but still, riding a bike with a long coat is tough. Riding a bicycle with no underwear on, stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if he came back after the knife incident.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know when.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I've pressed my luck in this neighborhood long enough.

[Christy Lee]

Find a new one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

What a. Again, another reason to be glad. When you woke up this Morning. You weren't saying to yourself, you know what I'm gonna do today? I'm gonna grab my Schwinn and go flash some. Some. Some of the nice moms in the neighborhood. See?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna have a much better day today.

[Josh Arnold]

Not compelled to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Okay. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, I think this letter is for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's very short, and it's from Emerald. It says, dear Bob and Tom show. My mom told me about what you guys said about roller dogs. I think they're rather delicious. I love roller dogs. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I think I don't. Not all of us poo pooed them.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I said it's for Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never had one.

[Christy Lee]

Then how can you poo poo it?

[Pat Godwin]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I did.

[Pat Godwin]

I prefer the. The ones wrapped in the foil.

[Josh Arnold]

And, you know, oftentimes stadium dogs are also roller dogs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. That's how they got them hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, so.

[Josh Arnold]

But we were talking gas station.

[Pat Godwin]

How long have they been there?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but your. Your nicer gas stations will have little signs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a little better system now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

With the time of when they put them on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a different world out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I got to start going into these gas stations.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

They're good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Speaking of the hot dogs, I talked about the paper towel routine. About. I tried Jeff's 32nd paper towel hot dog routine. Perfection. He went with the Nathan's brand and used Viva for the paper towel. It's thicker, like a cloth.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are awesome paper towels. I don't get them. You know what? I'm.

[Christy Lee]

From now on, I'm a bounty girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I am too. And I'm getting Viva.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Viva is almost too good. You're like, am I using cloth?

[Josh Arnold]

They are. Yes. You got to try them here.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I have never.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandma always had those kind of cloth.

[Pat Godwin]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why I haven't.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they more expensive?

[Tom Griswold]

They're pricey, aren't they?

[Josh Arnold]

Not a vase is getting them.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I was gonna say. I don't know anything. Ace splurges on now.

[Christy Lee]

I do, and I'm a bounty girl. Just because I think my mom was a bounty girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

So wait a second. So the exact recipe, once again, is what?

[Jeff Oskay]

You take a cold hot dog out of the fridge, you put it in the bun, you take one single paper towel, you roll it up in the paper towel. 30 seconds in the microwave, perfectly steamed bun, perfectly hot hot dog. You are ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

I have to tell you, I looked at him at the store yesterday and I went, do I buy all this? Just have one hot dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you're, you're your second son or whatever. He'll. He'll eat some hot dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you can certainly bring them in here. We're going to try them now. The day I mentioned on the air.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm sorry, that was Benny from Kalamazoo.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

I mentioned we were talking about home stuff and I mentioned that I had these dryer balls,

[Christy Lee]

alpaca balls, but I

[Pat Godwin]

couldn't remember where they came from. I got a nice letter reminding me where they came from. They're from Old Homestead Alpacas in Walla Walla, Washington. A farm owned by a veteran. And she seems like a great lady and she actually is a veteran from. She'd gone to Iraq and everything. So serious business. But we're trying. Do we have the. Look at this picture, Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you guys, don't you poo poo my alpaca.

[Pat Godwin]

They're the cutest things.

[Christy Lee]

They are so cute.

[Pat Godwin]

The color of golden retrievers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. They come in all colors and you

[Pat Godwin]

can tell she's an army veteran.

[Josh Arnold]

Your golden retrievers, they're not the color of all golden retriever retrievers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those are cream golden retrievers, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, sorry again, I'm trying to illustrate. What's interesting to me is I, I mentioned this woman is a. Is an army veteran.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Notice that these alpacas are all at attention and they're looking directly at the camera.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they're out of formation, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean, you mean the little one in the back's gonna get. Gonna have to do 40 push ups. But I. Those alpaca balls for you, throw them in your dryer instead of dryer sheet. They're the best.

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't you get us those?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

I will be honest with you.

[Christy Lee]

The dogs took care of.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not, I'm not a fan of the. In the dryer. No, my dogs love them. Yeah, it's their favorite toy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a fan of them but in the dryer either. But my dogs do like.

[Pat Godwin]

So why don't you like them in the dryer?

[Christy Lee]

They don't. Never mind. They don't make a clothes soft enough for my liking.

[Pat Godwin]

But they separate the clothes. They're great. Yeah, but, but when you open up the dryer door and one falls out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Then your small dog, in my case, Takes it and runs the other side of the house.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I have to get another batch of them. So now I know where.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I love alpacas. That's not it, but I just. I prefer a sheet.

[Pat Godwin]

You can visit. You can visit old homesteadalpacas.com. oh, once again. Army veteran badass went to Iraq and now we're raising the alpacas. Good friend. They're great. I'm a big fan. And thank you for clarifying where those came from.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you ride an alpaca?

[Josh Arnold]

They're small. They would be considered.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't they small llamas, essentially.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't. That's why I asked. I have.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they. Aren't they called Shetland llamas?

[Christy Lee]

Shetland llamas?

[Pat Godwin]

Shetland pony, Shetland sheepdogs. A little miniature collie. Right. Sometimes I just do the jokes for myself. Maybe that would need a little more thought. Have you ever seen a little Shetland sheepdog, Josh? Looks just like a little tiny collie.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have to look it up.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my girlfriend used to have three of them at one time. They were awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Very little pointy noses.

[Christy Lee]

Now she's a corgi girl. She has corgis. Corgis are the dog of the year right now.

[Josh Arnold]

They're cute.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, Patty G. Yes, sir. Heard a great new song yesterday from you. And we wanted to announce that your dry bar special is finally about to be released first week of June, more than a year after you did it. And you're going to be on the road coming up real soon, heading to

[Tom Griswold]

kalamazoo on the 30th. Yeah. Shakespeare's Pub.

[Pat Godwin]

Shakespeare's Pub in Kalamazoo, Michigan. You see, Patty G. Why don't we favor everybody with a song for getting to be part of the first hour of our show? You haven't played one lately. And see if your pipes are working.

[Tom Griswold]

We all have the focus for a full song. Or you go something quick.

[Pat Godwin]

We have the focus. What have you got? What do you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, AI is in the news quite a lot. Well, the last couple weeks, every day we have an AI story. So that kind of inspired this. AI writes my emails. AI writes for texts. AI drives my car and auto corrects. AI does my taxes. AI rights my wrongs. AI found me a girlfriend. AI wrote this song.

[Josh Arnold]

AI.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. It's talking to itself now in a language we don't know. It'll take your own melody and get you to sing along. AI played the guitar. AI Wrote this song. AI is my doctor. AI is my nurse. AI is responsible for this boring second first. AI does your homework. AI did your mom. So don't go getting mad at me. I wrote this song. AI me. I don't know. Chatgpt has a country song on the radio. It's got love lost trucks and drinking. It's no good, but it sure is long. Hey, wait a minute. That's my line. Hey, I wrote this song. It took my image and my voice and made a music video. I'm being sued over the copyright. I did me wrong, your honor. I'm not responsible. Hey, I wrote this song. I know it looks and sounds like me, but hey, I wrote this song.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much. Bad Godwin on his way to Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

For a big live show coming up on the 30th of May. And once again, Shakespeare's is named after the fishing equipment.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the rod. Right. It's just a rod. Rod and reels.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Quite a catch yesterday. Congratulations, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thanks. Jeff and I had a nice day out there on the water.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you really? Yeah, caught a bunch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got a whole mess.

[Pat Godwin]

Throw them all back. You're gonna be eating them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, we throw them back.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Well, exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh had the big fish of the day, almost £4.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you guys. Do you guys talk to each other while fishing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a little bit. Sometimes we're on opposite sides of the lake, and sometimes we're next to each other.

[Jeff Oskay]

Every time Josh, if he's on the other side of the lake, catches one, I scream a profanity across the lake at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's not. Whereas you know what? You and I are very different in that way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll be reeling one in.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm like, yeah, he reels one in.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate you. He and I get both very different experiences.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my fish. What kind of fish are these bass?

[Jeff Oskay]

And it was great. I was getting ready to leave, and Josh goes, hey, throw it right over there. There's a fish over there just hanging out. And I threw it and it grabbed my bait. I reeled it right in and called it today.

[Christy Lee]

All right. That's like ending on a free throw.

[Pat Godwin]

Do your hands smell all fishy when you're done?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you can wash them five times and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's gone after my shower this morning, but, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you don't wear gloves.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you fallen in the lake yet this year?

[Josh Arnold]

This year?

[Pat Godwin]

No. You're been Accused of seeing another woman. When your wife gets a whiff of those hands. Are you married? I didn't know you're married or whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know, my lady gets a whiff and she's like, have you been fishing? I'm like, no, I'm cheating on you.

[Pat Godwin]

Smell my elbow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That's certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we were noodling.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you very much, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

You ever done that?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That looks horrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I want to be under the water that. That long because sometimes they're on there for like two minutes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where you shove your arm in a hole.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You pull the whole catfish out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You get the catfish to swallow your arm, essentially.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen the photos and they're bleeding. The arms are all bloody.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Every once in a while it'll be a snapping turtle in there too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Copperheads nest.

[Tom Griswold]

Could be anything in there.

[Christy Lee]

No, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Water mock.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we can do a quick update in the world of sports. What have you got going on over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I have another letter real quick about. We were talking Jim Jones.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Scott wrote in. Most people don't know this about Jim Jones. He had a short career as a boxer. He had to stop. They couldn't find him a him opponents since he would take them out with one punch.

[Pat Godwin]

A fruit punch, a Kool Aid variation there.

[Josh Arnold]

You took a lot of people out with one punch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over in Washington. Natty, an eight week old puppy, will make his big league debut as the official team dog of the Washington Nationals on Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Do we have a picture of this guy? Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Adorable.

[Christy Lee]

That's right up your alley.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is.

[Jeff Oskay]

The leash is longer. It's bigger than the dog.

[Pat Godwin]

What a cutie pie.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Nationals acquired the dog in March. They conducted a fan vote to determine the name of the golden retriever Labrador mix who they plan to include in community events and attend select home games.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Daddy.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a gorgeous little pup.

[Josh Arnold]

This is my dugout.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like Natty. That's a good name.

[Christy Lee]

Look at those paws, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that. He's gonna be the size of a dinosaur. That's a. That's gonna be a big little.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

He's better than the Tampa Rays dog. What do they have rabies?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bad name.

[Josh Arnold]

I think sometimes you don't let the people decide, do you? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they. They had to get the word Ray in it, so they wanted to tie it in, tie it into the dog world.

[Jeff Oskay]

Come here.

[Josh Arnold]

Rabies. Come here. Here, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

There probably is someone that's a talk named rabies and all that. I've always wanted to name a dog Foamy

[Josh Arnold]

here for me, especially if it's a Saint Bernard, but that's a great

[Pat Godwin]

name for a dog. Got that. That.

[Christy Lee]

That's rabies.

[Pat Godwin]

No, foamy. Oh, it's got that f sound. Dog's gonna respond to that.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they liked hard consonants.

[Pat Godwin]

My dogs know their names. They'll both be sitting there and I'll say, Mr. Fletcher. He'll look up dungeon. Knows his name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, my dogs know their name for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think he doesn't know what's his name. I think he thinks it means treat. Is. Might be coming. I'll follow you just in case.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have one real smart dog and one that's kind of, like, special?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep. Well, well put. I think that might be the case.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do, too. One, too, don't you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I got it from the same person. You got your special dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Christy Lee, how'd you get here today?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I drove my Hyundai, the Tucson Hybrid. Boy, it's great. It's got wonderful safety equipment. The technology is top notch, and it comes with America's best warranty. But if you would like to go a little bit more off roading, then you might want to go up a scale to the Santa Fe hybrid. A little bit bigger and a little more room, and it has a lot more power to navigate the toughest terrain. That's right. It's the hybrids from Hyundai. You get the best of both worlds there. Visit Hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. America's best lineup of hybrids is at Hyundai.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks very much, Christy. Coming up in the news, once again, a security expert says be careful exposing your fingers on photographs, because apparently they now have the technology to lift your fingerprints off of a photo. Again, I'm not sure who this is applicable to, but just one more thing to be paranoid about. Also, we have pigs in the news of the. Of the porcine. Is it porcine or porcine? Josh, you know, when we're in the world of.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, I'll look it up

[Pat Godwin]

in the pig world. Well, you also have sex toys for sale at a used car lot. I'm hoping that the sex toys at least are new in the box, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it gonna take to get this in you today?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, perhaps some of the lube on the shelf over there. I'll take the 30 weight. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We sure appreciate you being here with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskar's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Josh. And we are all live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you very much. We have a lot to get to today, and I'm in a good mood. Glad it's, glad it's Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Are you.

[Josh Arnold]

You felt this week.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Went all right.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to get some sleep. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you will. That'll be great.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the things about daylight savings time in the summer in general, when you get up as early as we do, it's kind of hard to go to bed when the sun's still up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really is still up.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have blackout curtains?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sort of. I don't know if they're technically blackout curtains, but still, I mean, it's, Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

I can actually, I do okay.

[Christy Lee]

I do okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Still daylight. But it is a weird, weird thing when you go, man, it's got to be 6, 39, 15.

[Pat Godwin]

And the thing is you're, you live more or less alone. So, you know, I've got, the kids are running around. They're, they're just getting in gear.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how. Yeah, that's got. Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter to bed for school.

[Pat Godwin]

Pardon me?

[Christy Lee]

What time do they go to bed for school?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I've been asleep for a couple hours.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my oldest daughter who's home from college yesterday got up out of bed at 6:30pm what, for the day? That was like her start of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

I judge her, but I had those days.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, those were great days.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember ever having those days.

[Jeff Oskay]

Making waffles in the toaster at 7pm

[Josh Arnold]

the problem for me was always when that turned into two weeks of that. Like, if that. If I let that become my life, that I was a vampire.

[Christy Lee]

He'd be up all night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, I was doing comedy at the time, so it kind of worked, but I just didn't feel like a human being.

[Pat Godwin]

I know a couple people that live that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Tim Cavanaugh live that way.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. And, yeah. Not necessarily third shifters, but some people that just.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Sleep all day. And I miss those days. Let's. Let's move forward. Here on the Bob and Tom program, we have Jeff Oskie sitting in for Chick Magee across the way there. What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you want first time? You want hockey or a Guinness World Record? I know the answer to that. The world's largest soccer ball is coming to Massachusetts ahead of the FIFA World Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. The Massachusetts Port Authority announced it's constructing a soccer ball that will have a 45ft diameter, enough to take on the Guinness World Record title from Qatar's DOA bank, which currently holds the record. With a ball measuring 39ft and 11 inches in diameter, the soccer ball will be installed at Pierce park in East Boston from June 12th through the 18th. The record attempt celebrates the World cup games that will be played at Boston Stadium this summer.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, you keep reading. They had to make that thing without using their hands.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the top. Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I missed.

[Christy Lee]

Is it hollow inside?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Pat Godwin]

It should be. I mean, I. I know those soccer. I know some people that are hollow.

[Josh Arnold]

It should have to be the exact same as a regular soccer.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

The same amount of panels, everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It. Okay. I can't tell from that photograph if it has the panels on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Okay, now I can tell. And it's. Is that the official ball? It's going to be blue.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope they're using the same ball.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. That's a sort of a deep blue colored ball ready to go in the park. Talk about ball maxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Christy Lee]

What do you do with that when it's over?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it sounds like the one

[Josh Arnold]

in Qatar stays there permanently.

[Pat Godwin]

And is it full of air?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm asking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it must. I think it should have to be.

[Christy Lee]

Otherwise it's like a regular soccer ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise it's not the world's largest.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's just a replica.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They should have the world's largest bike pump to.

[Pat Godwin]

Or the world's largest head to head the ball. I mean. Or you could have. Or you could have 300 Boston hookers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot of head.

[Pat Godwin]

And 300 Boston johns. The world's head record. Okay, sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

This one is a Guinness World record but I'm going to go ahead and hit this stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

This is totally against broken.

[Jeff Oskay]

A British sailor is preparing to make a second attempt at crossing the Atlantic Ocean and a tiny boat to break the Guinness World record title. Andrew Bedwell initially tried to break the record back in 2023. But his 3 foot 10 inch long vessel.

[Pat Godwin]

That's smaller than a bathtub.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The vessels called the Big Sea unfortunately it was dropped onto concrete and destroyed. So now he has a new micro yacht dubbed Big CV2 that is just as tiny but sturdier than the previous version. He will set off from St. John's and Newfoundland with the hopes of traveling 1900 miles across the ocean in three months. The titles currently held by Hugo Violin of USA who in 1993 crossed the Atlantic in his boat Father's Day measuring 5ft 4 inches.

[Pat Godwin]

So this thing like if we have a picture it's the size of a bathtub. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's funny. It's got solar panels.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

He can't even lay down.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is a sailboat.

[Pat Godwin]

He barely has room for his. His. He can stretch his legs. Kind of sucks how.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, yeah, it's. How do you rest?

[Pat Godwin]

You don't. In us it's. I think it's like you're sitting in a dentist chair kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way you mispronounced world record attempt at going across the Atlantic Ocean. It was man decides to commit suicide.

[Jeff Oskay]

That looks terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Idiot.

[Christy Lee]

That's nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

One mild squall and this guy is gone.

[Pat Godwin]

This article says that he'll be facing sometimes waves as high as 30ft.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a death wish.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The boat, there's another picture of it where it's out of the water. It has kind of a long deep keel which I think will probably keep it upright, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it almost. It would have to be like one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a bobber essentially.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But he's doing it to raise awareness for you know, various.

[Tom Griswold]

So he has people in boats around him though, right? No team.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some of those guys have, like, the swimmers and stuff, but I.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. This guy's out there on his own.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a gunner.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I mean, not to. I mean, I'm surprised Tom has.

[Pat Godwin]

How.

[Josh Arnold]

How.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do you go to the restroom?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll go right over the. Yeah. He'll somehow maneuver it to where he can just put. Put his ass over the side there.

[Pat Godwin]

I think he probably will have a bucket.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, bucket in there.

[Tom Griswold]

The boat's a bucket.

[Josh Arnold]

He uses his shoe.

[Christy Lee]

But can you get. Can you get cover? Like, it goes in, like, under.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Is there a. Is there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Underneath. Maybe two feet where he can. Like under a desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Almost.

[Pat Godwin]

Again, the boat is. The boat isn't even four feet long, so. Yeah, I would assume he can duck down and. And cover himself. I would think it's just gonna be the sail. The sail's tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

The sail looks like it's about maybe eight feet, you know, what's.

[Josh Arnold]

What's long is the parade of sharks who will be following you from day one.

[Tom Griswold]

Their own little sushi boat.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, here's a picture of it underway. It looks kind of cool. I mean, it looks like he's having fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like it would be fun to just cruise around in a cove.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but take it to Catalina.

[Pat Godwin]

But he say he's raising awareness for cancer research, but by the way, by calling it the big C. Is that what he's doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because people do call it the big C. Yeah. Huh. Oh, it's also a pun, I guess, on sea, but. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe his girlfriend said, hey, look, you haven't been able to find the little

[Josh Arnold]

C from one big C to another.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we know is he married? Because I. Man, if I don't know, you, imagine trying to tell your wife.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine getting life insurance on that guy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna get in the three and a half foot boat and cross the ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

Love me anymore, do you? No.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why I'm getting in this boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Troubled marriage is he going from? Do we. I don't. I apologize. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. You.

[Tom Griswold]

To what?

[Pat Godwin]

To Ireland? Is that what it was?

[Christy Lee]

1900 miles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't say where he's headed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he said Ireland. Oh, yeah. The old Titanic route.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Go for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, good luck, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Ice cube coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

We have sex toys for sale at the used car lot. How did you word that, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

What's it going to take for me to get that into you today.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll find out about that. We have a rather sad murder update we'll get to. And bongs in the news. We were talking a lot about bongs the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

It's from the bomb.

[Pat Godwin]

We have bongs in the news. And are bongs legal now Everywhere? Wasn't there a thing where didn't.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know they were illegal.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, didn't Tommy Chong go to jail for selling bongs online?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that was. That had to do more with federal shipping issues. That's how they got him. Yeah, it was the tax. It was the capone tax evasion type.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Leave that guy alone.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding. Geez. All he's done is bring joy to millions of people. Some prosecutor with a bad haircut goes out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was.

[Pat Godwin]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Service.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for being here. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a car question for you coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Hopefully I can answer it.

[Josh Arnold]

There is Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Scosby. Hey, man. I am Josh, Arnold and Tom. You got anybody in this room should be able to answer this. But I'm not a huge car guy. But if I were to collect cars, it would be older cars that I just like and not like. I would like to get like a 77 Wagoneer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are very collectible. And there's a guy here that has a bunch of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, gotcha. So that's actually considered like

[Pat Godwin]

there's almost somebody collecting everything. I mean, even cars that are notoriously awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There are people that collect everything system.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But I like the guys in LA that they'll get a really cool car, an old one, and they'll drive it every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't that great? Yeah. So I still do get excited when I see old cars.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or like, you know, even a 60 something charger or whatever the hell.

[Christy Lee]

I love that. But yeah, the muscle cars are always big. I mean, they are never.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you, like, is there like an 85 Dodge Caravan? Like, can I just.

[Christy Lee]

No, we can find you one, right? For sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Whether or not they come, I don't know if there's like a collectible minivan that may be where it ends.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, that was the car that, like, my family had grown. It's like, what if I just wanted that?

[Christy Lee]

But that's. It means something to you. As long as it means something to you. It doesn't matter that.

[Pat Godwin]

But I mean, driving an old Chevelle or an old GTO from. That's the way to go.

[Christy Lee]

69 Chevelle.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's perfect timing because do we have our gentleman on the phone? Okay. Speaking of. Of cars, we have a friend from Louisville. It's Jeff. And Jeff contacted us because he is a repo man. And I thought it might be. Thought it might be fun to talk to somebody. Hey, Jeff, it's Tom here. Can you hear me?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Yes, sir. How you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. Good, good, good. Now, it's my understanding that you wrote a letter in saying that you are indeed a repo man. You were going to help us learn about the world of repossessing cars. So now, Jeffrey, do you want to talk to the other Jeff and tell him about your experience?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I just came out one morning and my gone. And I thought that it had been stolen and come to find out it had been stolen. But by Jeff, this Jeff?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Yes, sir. That's. That's what I do. 99 of our recoveries are no contact, meaning you're asleep in your house and your dogs don't wake up and everybody's happy. And when you wake up in the morning, your car's gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have the keys?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

No. Typically, obviously with no contact, that means I drag it out of your driveway, take it back to my impound lot, and like I said, when you wake up, your car is gone. And. Yeah. Then the next day you come over and you get your stuff out of the car and give us the key.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how do you drag the car out of the driveway?

[Tom Griswold]

How to get out of park, to even tow it.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Oh, Christian, very good.

[Pat Godwin]

So if the car is in gear, you can still tow it?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

I can. If it's a front wheel drive car nosed in your driveway, I can grab it from the back. And my wrecker and me are very good at this. We just pick it up and we drag it out onto the street. Then I grab it from the front and off I go.

[Josh Arnold]

How many times have you been caught mid act

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

about, let's say one every 10?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. They come out, they go, what the hell are you doing?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Exactly. But of course, ultimately they know what's going on. It's not like you don't know that you're behind on your car payment. So yeah, when they come out, it's just an opportunity for me to talk to them. They can get their stuff out of the car, they give me the key and off we go. And then, you know, maybe two or three days later they come to my lot and they get the car back. And I'm happy to give them their car back if the bank says yes. So, sure. I don't want to keep your car. I just want to take your car.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, Jeff, there has to be a situation which you, you grabbed a car and you thought, you know something, I wouldn't mind having this car. Have you ever been able to buy one from somebody that you were repossessing?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Two or three times the opportunity has arisen. But like when I repo a, a 20, 25 Hellcat Dodge Challenger, which is worth 50 or $60,000, I, I love the car, but I'm not going to spend $60,000 on a hot rod cars. So, no, it goes to the auction. If the customer doesn't get the car back, it goes to the auction and I'm happy to let them have it.

[Jeff Oskay]

What is that the number one car you repossess the Dodge Hellcats?

[Pat Godwin]

I doubt it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, no, I bet you it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it? Is that the number one car?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's the number one?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Number one. If I were gonna say the number one, it's Kia's. I mean, God bless Kia and Hyundai. But my joke is if you have $5 in a pulse, you can get yourself a new Kia Forte. So, yes, it is. Not knocking them. It's. It's not my fault. But yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What about. What's the most interesting thing you've found in a car? Personal possessions that were in the car when you got it back to the lot.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Oh, good lord.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Careful.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Hundred dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

I know. I found lots of illegal drugs and I found counterfeit money. And the bestest thing was probably a. You guys know this better than me, but some sort of harness that the guy puts on, and I'm pretty sure it's so he could be led around with a leash and. Oh yeah, whatever they were doing there. Yeah, it was in the back seat of that car.

[Josh Arnold]

You put gloves on to remove that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever had have you ever had someone pull a gun on you?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Yes, sir. Twice. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what you want to say about that. I talked him out of it.

[Christy Lee]

Good thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Once again, we're speaking to the repo man. It's. It's Jeff and Louisville.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wear a medallion or a badge around your neck like a. In a chain?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

No. Here's the problem. Repossession is a civil procedure. So when you put something on that suggests that you're a law enforcement officer, you're now violating the civil procedure thing of that. So, no, there are lots of repo guys that do that. They put on a bulletproof mess with some badge that says repo agent. But no, legally, I am not supposed to do that, and I don't want to misinform people.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you do it by yourself or do you have a. Do you have somebody with you helping out?

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

I have a team. I'm night shift. I have a day shift guy. Yeah, I have five employees. But currently, because you can't find good help, I'm the only one working night shift. Literally, I'm sitting on the side of the street with a car on the hook right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

What do you got for us?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, now, in your impound lot right now, do you have a 2017 Pathfinder,

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff? You pull up to a house. You pull up to a house and you've got the car tied on, and you're getting ready to go. And the hottest woman you've ever seen walks out of that house, and she's sort of wearing a haphazardly closed robe, and she says, look, I will just absolutely rock your world now for the next hour, just give me four more days.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

A man of integrity.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

No. I would tell you this. I am married. So of course the answer is no. Absolutely not, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Good job.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

You know, off the air, I can tell you some stories. When you drag a car out of a driveway at 2 o' clock in the morning, there are girls that come out in their underwear. And the skimpiest. I don't know why people sleep like this. But yes, young women running out, trying to get in the car in absolutely stripper attire. And I am nothing but polite, professional and say, hey, I've actually said before, you want to go back in the house? Put some clothes on. I will not leave with your car until you want to come back out and talk to me.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a good man, Jeff. You're a good man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Better man than I. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeff, the repo man in Louisville. Hey, Jeff, thanks for getting in touch with us. It's an interesting, Interesting topic. Be careful out there.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Yes, sir. I appreciate that.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, thanks very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that's a tough job. And he sounds like he's absolutely got some humanity.

[Tom Griswold]

He does.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he injects humanity.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's be. Let's people get their stuff. Yeah, I. I forgot that maybe you know this. Typically, how many payments do you have to be behind before they come get it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's three, typically at the three month mark.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know this.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, do I know it.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, well, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

So you've had a car repoed?

[Pat Godwin]

2.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I got one back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a tough. That's a tough position, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I feel bad for people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Seven months you got, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I moved it around. There's some tricks, but Jeff and his buddies are on to most of them. Yeah, I. The refill guy I watched. They'll do like a. A mile radius because they'll park at, like, a neighbor's house or they'll park down the street at the CVS or whatever. So they. They know what, they know the tricks.

[Josh Arnold]

You think anybody. And there would have to be because if they had the money to do this, they might just go ahead and pay their. Their monthly payment. But do you think anybody's repainted their car? Oh, and how much of a difference would that make? Hey, we pulled up to the house, and it said there was going to be a white Chevy, and it's actually a purple Chevy. What do we.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's got the Earl Scheib license plate.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I still allowed to take it?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's interesting. I never even thought about painting the car to get out of it.

[Pat Godwin]

I always thought that'd be a great gag. If you had money to burn, you rent a car, go get it painted when you turn it in just to see the look on the guy's face. Wait a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they did that in Jackass. They've rented a car, took it to a demolition derby, and then brought it back, I believe. Isn't that what happened?

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up, we have some cool stuff in the world of news. Speaking of cars, got a used car lot where the cops caught him selling stolen sex toys. Again, Josh, your line is, what?

[Josh Arnold]

What's it going to take for me

[Pat Godwin]

to get that into you today, sir or madam, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

You're in a place called the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker has joined us. Hello, there is Jeff Oskay. That's right, Ace Cosby. How the heck are you? Good, good man. I am Josh Arnold. And Tom, we know that you've had a busy week. Not as much sleep as you like, but my gosh, if the weekend ain't here and you can snooze away.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll probably get a six and a half hours.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unheard of.

[Pat Godwin]

My. My routine. There's a lot going on. A lot of action at my home. A lot of action. Speedway. It's gonna be a great week.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's a lot of happiness too. So that's.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking forward to it. Now, we just got off the phone with a repo man that was really interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good guy who's got a rough gig, but, you know, you don't like to have a job where you make people unhappy. But he seems like he really does his best to. Hey, I know this is a tough situation. Let's.

[Christy Lee]

The hours suck. But I think I would rather have that night shift than the day shift.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Especially if ladies are coming out in their panties.

[Christy Lee]

There's that, but I don't care about that. But I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a tough call. I mean, aren't you more likely to get someone who's drunk and, you know, likely to jump on you?

[Christy Lee]

Jump on you.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what I'm saying?

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Which I got this letter that kind of. It's sort of on the topic. We were talking about how it's kind of hard to go to when we have to get up really early. And I'm sure a lot of folks listening get up really early, and it's hard to do that. And with the summertime hours, especially with daylight savings time, which is great, I'm fully in favor of. It's just hard to do sometimes. And you asked me if I had blackout curtains.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't exactly do. Well, I got this letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. If your blackout curtains don't help you get to sleep, try blackout drinking. It works for me. Thank you. Thank you very much for your. Your kind words, sir. Well, now, let's move forward here. We were visiting the sports page. Are we ready to move on?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we can move on. Unless you want me to update us on the hockey scores for the last.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there aren't too many?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, no, there's just two. Mitch Marner scored a tremendous goal 62 seconds after the opening face off. And the Vegas Golden Knights cruised into the Western Conference final with a 1:5 to 1 victory over the Anaheim Ducks. Are you happy about that, Josh, or do you not care?

[Josh Arnold]

Indifferent to that series.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about the Buffalo captain? Nick Suzuki and Jake Evans scored 68 seconds apart late in the second period. And the Canadians defeat Buffalo 6 to 3 to take a 32 lead in the second round of the playoff series.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fine with that, even though I like Buffalo, but because a Canadian team I would like to see in the finals.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's news.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. A good friend. A good friend of mine is a die hard Montreal fan, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Le Habitants.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'm gonna. I'll be rooting for them then. All right.

[Christy Lee]

You won't watch hockey?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not gonna watch. I'm just rooting for him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's nice of you. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got much better things to do.

[Josh Arnold]

And tell him he's got a good team going on now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Will you watch the playoffs, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And the playoffs is seven game series.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounded authoritative.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to remember something because I spent so much time also with baseball, I get.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I gotcha now. Earlier this week, I really enjoyed talking to our repo guy. A few minutes ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My favorite other thing this week was another random phone call. We talked with a guy named Dr. Buckets.

[Christy Lee]

Ryan Martin. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go. Very good. Ryan Martin. He's a gym teacher in Maine.

[Josh Arnold]

Fart and Martin, they call him. Some of his students might.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Kids and their teacher names. You try to do whatever you can comedically.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Ms. Grunt, we got a problem. No. Mr. Coach Martin has three Guinness World Records. Most recently, he has the world record for the most half court shots in one hour. He hit 272 shots in an hour. And that was almost exactly 33% from half court. He also has the world record for the most free throws in an hour, almost 2,500. And what did he say his percentage was?

[Christy Lee]

Was 94%.

[Pat Godwin]

94% of them went in. And the most NBA distant threes, just over 1500 in one hour. So he's going for what record now? In a couple weeks?

[Christy Lee]

24 hours, three pointers and what was it? 10,000. He has to beat something like 10,000 something. It was one every eight seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Which is. I couldn't Stand up, keep shooting. So. But it was a great call. The reason I'm bringing it up is it's. It was really. He's a cool guy and it was really funny. If you get a chance, you might want to grab that and listen to it. It's floating around our social media, etc. Etc. It's a. It's. The guy was really cool and we wish him the best in his. It's in a couple weeks, May 31st.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Jason had me send him some Bob and Tom swag, so maybe he'll wear it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe. That'd be great.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. Some swag.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that.

[Josh Arnold]

There should be a note enclosed that's. You will wear this.

[Jess Hooker]

Jason,

[Pat Godwin]

We did have a real quick question. Obviously you're allowed to take breaks, but I assume he's not going to. Except, I mean, he'll make a very quick bathroom break, I would think, but that's it.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you tell him to eat nuts like the surgeons do? And now you do.

[Pat Godwin]

I should have told him that. Yeah. I should explain what you're talking about. No, Howie, this is some of the. Some people I know that are surgeons. If they're having an extremely busy day, they will take a one minute break in the middle of an eight hour surgery to pee and throw some. Some nuts. Literally. That's. They don't have time to. I'd like the salmon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Can I get the mashed potatoes? The green beans were braised. No, they got to eat quick.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you think Dr. Buckets dribbles when he pees?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's no rim shot. I can't find it.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Christy Lee is at the news desk, but before we get over there, Pat, you had a new song that I really enjoyed. I was wondering if you could play.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like me to favor you with the tune?

[Pat Godwin]

I would love that, if you please. And this gives me an opportunity to plug. To plug two things.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Patty G will be in concert on your favorite television set. Coming up up in early June. It's finally the dry bar special, which you. You filmed more than a year ago and what, £40 ago?

[Josh Arnold]

Four.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I'm a little big in it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

The humor will come through, though.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not being critical.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are funny.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm saying congratulations. You lost all that weight I know you've been working on at the gym constantly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for you. But also, you're going to be doing your thing live in Kalamazoo, Michigan, coming up. Is it the 30th. May.

[Tom Griswold]

It is 30th.

[Pat Godwin]

Saturday night at a place called Shakespeare's. That's going to be a must see show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think so.

[Pat Godwin]

And are you going to take someone with you or do you have a gal in Kalamazoo?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know me.

[Tom Griswold]

I am on Tinder constantly. I check the traps. In the morning somebody will show up.

[Josh Arnold]

You know me.

[Pat Godwin]

No, this is. This is something new. You just play district. I like this.

[Tom Griswold]

What could ruin Such a player's insane. It's more annoying than a drunk marine. It's louder than a busted muffler on a souped up car. What's irritating when you're trying to think. You know what sucks when you just want to drink. It's karaoke night at your local bar. If I want to hear a drunk guy butcher Post Malone, I'll go to see Post Malone. Not everyone's Mariah or Daryl Lahal. Some folks were meant just to work at the mall. Pearl harbor was bad but the Japanese have gone too far I'd rather take a pool cue right in the eye Then hear some drunken fool sing American Pie. It's karaoke night at my local bar. Who is this American? I don't wanna be thinking he could sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Ah, pick a key. I hear one more version of Friends and low places. Some local yokels gonna need some braces. You ruin Uptown Funk and I'm gonna go and key your car. No Delta Don or I want a new drug. One more love shack and I'm pulling the plug. It's karaoke night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At my local bar. All right, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what song I hear almost every time now at a karaoke night is before he cheats for the last 10 or 15 years that Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood is probably responsible for more body damage to trucks, like sort of inadvertently.

[Pat Godwin]

A body company should sponsor her next tour for car repair. This isn't a weird fact that I happen to know. In Japan, where karaoke was invented, of course, English speaking songs are extraordinarily popular.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how it was in Korea. Yeah. When I lived there.

[Pat Godwin]

Much more likely to have people get up there and do Absolutely. Song in English. Did the accent tend to come through?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah, it did.

[Christy Lee]

So you'd giggle the whole time, wouldn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

We're right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's Scooby Doo josh in. When my son went to Japan last year, they went to a karaoke place. But you don't sing for like a group. Like there's like 20 rooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you and your group go in a room. You aren't performing for the whole bar, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that how you rent? Yeah, you would rent a room. They're called Nori bongs, which translates to music room. And you would go into. You'd go in there, you'd have your own server come in, bring drinks, and they would leave. And then. Yeah, it would be a. You know, two of you. Or it could be 15.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't seem to be as much fun, though.

[Josh Arnold]

And then some. You could actually ask, like, let's say you and I went. Yeah. The server might say, would you like some company? And then two girls would come in and just sing with us.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's that run me?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember. Because there wasn't any. I mean, I'm sure maybe in some of them there's extracurricular activity, but you can also just have them hang out with you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, no, that's all I want.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were fun, man. Nori bongs were great.

[Pat Godwin]

Nori bongs, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what they were called. Yeah. So it was so awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

That's cool. Very interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but I also like American karaoke nights.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's cool. Yeah. Having the crowd there's half the fun, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder how it got transformed when it came over here. I guess. Well, the bars don't want to have to build a bunch of room.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. But Godwin's right. That's. I mean, every. Everything in that song is true also.

[Pat Godwin]

And we found out yesterday the number one songs for karaoke. Like you said, friends. And Friends in Low Places is huge. Way up there.

[Jess Hooker]

Sweet Caroline has to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet Caroline was number one.

[Josh Arnold]

What's yours, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Brass in pocket, probably.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love this.

[Jess Hooker]

Or like a Virgin by Madonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, those are the two.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, Jeff, do you ever do it?

[Josh Arnold]

No. What would you pick?

[Jeff Oskay]

The last time I did it, I did safety dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, there's like a four minute instrumental in the middle of the song. I just had to stand up there and, like, do the robot, which is great.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have loved her.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was so not good.

[Pat Godwin]

They probably wouldn't have the one I'd want to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

What you wanted, they wouldn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Roxy Music. Do the Strand. That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Pat Godwin]

Do the Strand.

[Jeff Oskay]

You wouldn't do the Freddy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

They would probably have do the Strand. Before the Freddy?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they more karaoke guys have the Freddy at the available than Roxy Music?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, do the Freddy as well. Classic.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they have do the Freddy in there.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of. What kind of cheap karaoke machine do you have if you don't have do

[Christy Lee]

the Freddy started this.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I doubt if I do have some

[Christy Lee]

sad news today in the world of music. Did you see this?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Clarence Carter has passed away at the age of 90.

[Josh Arnold]

Clarence Carter. Clarence Carter. Clarence Carter.

[Christy Lee]

Patches and stroking.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I got it right here.

[Josh Arnold]

The sniper.

[Pat Godwin]

We be. We be stroking right here.

[Josh Arnold]

You make it hard, long, soft, short, and be stroking.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's such a good song. I did not know. I didn't have any.

[Christy Lee]

And he also. I wasn't aware of this. He has raunchy songs like Slip Away and Backdoor Santa.

[Josh Arnold]

Slip Away is not raunchy at all.

[Christy Lee]

Really. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

AP calls it AP just got that wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lovely Slip Away. Slip Away.

[Christy Lee]

This is called AI Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. AIAP got that wrong. Slip Away.

[Jeff Oskay]

Isn't that the song about Lube?

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's. That must have been what this aap.

[Christy Lee]

But of course, his biggest hit. We all know Patches. Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot. That is him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And Clarence Carter, was he blind?

[Christy Lee]

He was born blind in Montgomery, Alabama.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Taught himself guitar and majored in music at Alabama State College.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, the guy's really a G. That's works of genius.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're not familiar with his work,

[Josh Arnold]

you know, the woman tells him in Stroking is if. If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up.

[Pat Godwin]

See, like I said, the man's a genius. Shakespeare. Shakespeare would be jealous.

[Jeff Oskay]

And that's why he followed it up with Backdoor Santa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, can you imagine a girl going, hey, I just want you to know, if I'm not tight enough up front. Okay, you can go ahead. Oh, is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

And a lot. A lot of his stuff is. Was ended up getting sampled. So I hope he got the proper.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not just the respect, but the. The funds that from sampling his work.

[Josh Arnold]

A great voice.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you remember Patches?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Patches, I'm leaning on you.

[Pat Godwin]

Patches. It's one of those story songs, and it's about.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it about a clown?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like it would be, doesn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Here's. Here's. I can play. I'll play just a little bit of it. Patches, here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a father son situation.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The dad's dying and they have a farm and. Yeah, he's got to take over the farm. They're poor.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's giving them the horse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I mean, the.

[Pat Godwin]

The soul and the voice. I mean, not everybody could do that.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're running this farm, don't spend all your time stroking it. Goes right.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, coming up. Let's see. I'm gonna give you a chance here. Everyone is eligible, raise your hand. Don't shout out your answer. Okay? All right, here we go. What is this, besides dead air? Dead air. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy wins.

[Pat Godwin]

You know this problem. Could you get Eddie in here? There are too many switches. There are too many SW on this thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Your brain is something Eddie can fix.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not my brain. It's my incompetence. Would you please get it right? Here we go. What is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody has their hand raised yet. Ace is about to.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know by the way. By the way, the. The pat. What's the word I'm looking for? The construction of the song. The arrangement is so dated. That should help you figure out what this is.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll give you a hint. The. The. Your hint is television.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. That's what it sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

How to be a theme song than that?

[Pat Godwin]

There's your hint.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Hill Street Blues?

[Pat Godwin]

So for you young broadcasters out there, you're probably wondering. Wondering, had I previewed that, the answer would be no. It's. It's the TV show Canon, which is not in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then why'd you play it?

[Pat Godwin]

Because we have cannons in the news. Hey, look, you know, it's a long show. Sometimes you gotta throw your bait way out there. You guys fish. You gotta throw your bait way out there so you can reel them in.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

We're going to reel you in with a pretty cool story about cannons. And I guess we're getting close to the Fourth of July.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

And a big one. It will be 250.

[Josh Arnold]

There'll be some cannons going off.

[Pat Godwin]

And the Fourth of July is a Saturday. So if you work in the er, be ready to reattach some fingers. It's going to be a big night. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There is Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hi.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Pat Godwin and Jess Hooker are over there. And if this were school, the teacher would have separated.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, a long time ago. We'd be in the hall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It would be over.

[Tom Griswold]

I was coming under like a creepy old man.

[Jess Hooker]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

See how much you could take?

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Ozke.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a douchebag. I mean, a wind bag letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. And Tom. Jeff says he's been windbagged.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we were talking about the band camps.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Adult ones.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. The last couple days, and I joked about, do they have a flag camp for the girls? The flag.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Brian and Franklin writes in. They're called color guard, you nimrod.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what it is called?

[Jess Hooker]

Color guard.

[Josh Arnold]

But in Jeff's defense, in my high school, they were also called flags.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Even though we probably should have been calling them color guard. But they were. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't see color. Brian. Call them flag girls.

[Pat Godwin]

I call them people a flag.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

We. We promised. We promised we would have cannons in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't have the listeners upset that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I mean, if you want to talk about flags again.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was a fine quick letter.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, it's fine. We were talking about these band camps for adults, because Pat's thinking of going to one. I'd love to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And admit it.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to do the chef camp. There's a chef camp for adults?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All kinds of camps. It's awesome. Yeah. You can do whatever you want.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of camp would I want to go to?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Surf?

[Jess Hooker]

You want to go surf camp?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I did that. That's true.

[Christy Lee]

How about sleep camp?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just gonna say, oh, my God. Yeah. Just a place you can sleep.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to go to a wood shop camp.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where it's like, hey, by the end of this week, you will have made your own workbench, like that kind of thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I bet they do have those that have proper tools, and that'd be awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat, I feel like you're good enough. You could hold your own camp, that people would come and learn how to write songs and learn how to do parodies, and you could have your own, and you could probably make tens of dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, there are some other guitar comedians I'd like to send to you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but you. So you were suggesting. You wanted to know if there was a camp for adult. What's the proper term now?

[Jess Hooker]

Color guard.

[Josh Arnold]

Color.

[Pat Godwin]

Adult color guards.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, because like those girls, I like to relive.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, is there adult cheer camp?

[Jeff Oskay]

Everyone's a daze.

[Jess Hooker]

I think actually what's his name's girlfriend does adult cheer, doesn't she? The belch ex girlfriend does adult competitive cheers.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah, there could be camps for that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, now you're stretching the word adult. She's 25, 26.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody out of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I'm just thinking. Because when he said adult cheer camp, I'm thinking people my age that are out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's. There's a whole thing right now about. There's a big. I think it's a novel about the cruises. The cruise ships full of the boys.

[Josh Arnold]

The boy.

[Pat Godwin]

The boy bands. Yeah, that's be. That's a huge thing. Thing that the boy bands from.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The 90s are all out there touring

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

now,

[Pat Godwin]

which is great. But I. So I'm. That's a fair question. Is there one for. If you were a cheerleader 40 years ago, now you pointed out that may. Perhaps the. The sort of more acrobatic elements might have to be eliminated.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would say a lot of the ladies are probably basis now, as opposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

Chris, they could still fly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know where you could fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Fly.

[Christy Lee]

I think there's a. I think like the Villages and stuff. I think they have.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they really?

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

I think they have. That's sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do.

[Pat Godwin]

Chris, you can still fly. A landing might be a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got to catch me.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta hope that those ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that might be crushed nuts or whatever. Now we were talking cannons, of course, because. And I played your hint. Was the. This theme music from the TV show Canon? Did you ever see Canon?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody in this room saw Canon.

[Pat Godwin]

Frank Cannon, it was.

[Christy Lee]

I did Cannonball Run.

[Jess Hooker]

Another show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a show.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm an idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

It started William Conrad. William Conrad. He was a very hefty.

[Christy Lee]

A corpulent fella.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. A big guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He eventually became the fat man.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember the TV show Jake and the Fat Man?

[Jess Hooker]

Only because of this show.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there's that famous casting call where. Mr. Conrad. Yes. This is your agent and you've been cast.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm very excited to play Jake.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the bad news.

[Josh Arnold]

What? This will piss you off. Jake and the Fat man came like 15 years after Canon and you still weren't aware of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Canon. It was a formula cop show.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

But you know, he would.

[Josh Arnold]

Private detective.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. He was a retired LA detective.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's the only shows that existed back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but his first show was Musket.

[Josh Arnold]

He's been a television student over a whale.

[Pat Godwin]

He is.

[Josh Arnold]

First show was rocks.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, actually, you're close.

[Christy Lee]

This is going to be.

[Pat Godwin]

He is the voiceover guy on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy had an amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Was he the first one to have a phone in his car too?

[Pat Godwin]

He famously had a phone in his car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And in those days it was like $50aminute. Yes, they have a little antenna on the back. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But this story. Nothing to do.

[Pat Godwin]

But there is a. An oddball connection here. I saw Mr. Frank. Mr. William Conrad in person.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm not kidding. In the back. In the back of a Rolls Royce in Ann Arbor, Michigan, while someone was filling up the car with gasoline. One of a hundred thousand plus people walking into a University of Michigan football game where I was selling Woody as a pecker T shirts. I looked at what. Oh my God. That's a Rolls Royce.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

That's William Conrad. I should have given him a shirt, but I didn't have any four X's.

[Jess Hooker]

Was he an alumni? Like, why would he have been?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You're following up on this. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a fair question. I think he grew up in Kentucky. I'm not sure, but great voice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sadly, he's gone. Like anyone who weighs 400 pounds in

[Jess Hooker]

the 70s or anybody that was born in the 1800s.

[Pat Godwin]

We prefer calling it the 18th century.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Allegheny.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Allegheny, Pennsylvania have had to remind residents not to fire cannons.

[Pat Godwin]

See the connection?

[Christy Lee]

After receiving several complaints of explosions in recent weeks.

[Pat Godwin]

Perfectly valid.

[Christy Lee]

Officials took to social media to warn residents that they are prohibited from firing cannons or similar explosive devices. They added that, quote, violations may result in enforcement action under local and state law.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever heard the phrase the cannons are firing?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Referencing hard nipples. No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

What? That works though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I have heard boobs referred to as cannons.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I have not heard that the cannons are firing. No. Yeah, that's what that means.

[Josh Arnold]

The most popular euphemism for that. Your brights are on. Or what do they say? I've heard that your high beam.

[Tom Griswold]

High beams are done.

[Josh Arnold]

Turkeys are done. Yes. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the ladies find that very attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you like any slang terms in reference to the female anatomy that we

[Jess Hooker]

said this other day.

[Pat Godwin]

Preferential list.

[Jess Hooker]

Hammers. I think hammers for breasts is very funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but if. If a guy were in a romance, let's just say a few years back. Well, for the sake of this argument, let's go 20 years back. Oh, sorry. How many years? Let's just say I know a better way to do this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's just say you were 20, 25.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Free and easy.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

Loose as a goose out there. Jeff, let's just say you're a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll start with you're a woman. Okay. You have much less facial hair, I hope, and you're 25 years old.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

What would you want your female parts to be referred to?

[Jeff Oskay]

Fun bags.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

What most women I know. Boob would be you really not going to get in trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

The T word. Would a lady say that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

But it does make me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Breast sounds so clinical.

[Josh Arnold]

I do know a lot of women who say the T word.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the throws of passion.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I prefer boobs much. Yeah. Now the T word sounds smaller to me. Boobs sound big and bound.

[Christy Lee]

That makes sense. Sure. I hear. I hear that.

[Pat Godwin]

So. But if you were going to visit your physician, you wouldn't want to hear

[Josh Arnold]

him say, hey, you know, my. My girlfriend. Oh, no, I. I trust a doctor who says boobs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course. But I mean, they're probably gonna say breasts, right? I would hope, but don't. I don't mind a doctor being a little more human.

[Jess Hooker]

Our doctor says all of it. The doctor a lot of us share Sundays. I think three or four of us had go to the same primary care doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

He's R rated.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Even women.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that he is with people away from the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. I think it's read the room time.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He knows who he's dealing with. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that guy's a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

He's so great.

[Pat Godwin]

Now when we come back, we'll visit more interesting things at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we will.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything else I need to know? Oh, I know. We do have sex toys being sold at a used car lot. They were stolen. We have group chat etiquette, which I think is very important. Important and a. A bizarre story about fingerprints. So you gotta be. You gotta be careful when you pose, Pat. You don't wanna be going like this because they can. The. The FBI might be grabbing your fingerprints off your texting and you know, they might find that famous arrest where you. Where was that? North Carolina?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlotte. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Okay. We'll find out about that and more when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to Bob and. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And shivering in here.

[Announcer]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy just coughed.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a 98 year old smoker. Still. Like who still smokes?

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, don't be sorry. It was, it was.

[Pat Godwin]

You got some on the mic.

[Josh Arnold]

It was alarming. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And now your shivering like that.

[Christy Lee]

We need to get freezing.

[Jess Hooker]

We need your jacket.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pho time.

[Jess Hooker]

Easy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Jeff. Oscar admiring Christie. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Asking Jeff to behave himself. Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Tho time.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't tell him. Oh, you don't know what tho stands for? We were just talking about headlights. Oh, T H o. No, no, no. The word that we said we weren't gonna say that starts with the T.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, oh, okay, okay, I got the T. I don't know. A hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean that.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, don't make. Don't make mistakes. And boners like that. That's your hint.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not getting it. I. I didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Horror on you, dummy.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, we were talking about this because of the. What was the particular phrase we were just talking about?

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking.

[Josh Arnold]

You said the cannons are firing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the cannons are context. The cannons are firing. Meaning we'd not heard that nipples were exposed. Now, we were also discussing which terms you, as ladies would like to use among each other. I do know that there's sort of a ritual for when a woman gets a boob job. Job. You, You. They start showing their lady friends.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they like to show them off.

[Pat Godwin]

And do they use the term boob job or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not breast implants.

[Jess Hooker]

Augmentation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but the term is boob job.

[Josh Arnold]

Got myself a tea lift.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, when it comes. When it comes to referencing various articles of Clothing. Now, are you comfortable with panties? Do you go with underwear?

[Christy Lee]

I say underwear.

[Jess Hooker]

I say underpants, pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Because there are some women panties. No way.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You do not say it around.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a bad one.

[Christy Lee]

I know. It doesn't bother me at all, but I always just said underwear.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, Josh, what kind of paint is you wearing today?

[Josh Arnold]

I am wearing a silk thong.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

Feels nice and soft.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it to honor Tom when he got married?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't want to bring that up.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I, I actually, it's a true story. I got married. I was wearing Kelly's underpinning pants because I had. She backwards. Yeah, she had, she had purchased me some white linen pants, which I, of course, had not tried on. And when I got there, I only wear black underwear, as I've made that very clear over the years. I only wear black underwear when I put them on. It looked like that scene where cousin Eddie and Vacation has the dicky on with the white shirt. Yeah. So we had to improvise. And she had a pair of my flesh tone in hers as well. Underpants.

[Jess Hooker]

Any other way,

[Pat Godwin]

but, I mean, that could have been an interruption. The, the point being, though, when I put on her underwear, I wore them for a while, and the way they were cut, they were narrow, narrower in the front.

[Christy Lee]

That's all ladies, honey.

[Pat Godwin]

And well, things were, they weren't designed for a boy because things were flopping out and three of them. So in any event, what we did or what I did, I. Unbeknownst to anybody, I went back up to the condo and reverse the underwear. So this sort of swath of cloth was in the front.

[Christy Lee]

Now you've got a thong in the back.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, but that. And then I did. I la, I took them home and laundered them myself. I wasn't going to hand her, you know, her own underwear to.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

To clean up, but I, I, I

[Jess Hooker]

think this should be a new trend. For good luck. You should wear your, your wife's, Your future wife's underpants at the wedding for good luck.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Something borrowed was her underwear. Hey, Tom, did you get into your wife's pants on your wedding? Wedding night? No, no. I had them on all day, as a matter of fact. But I'll be getting some pictures, so I'll show you. And it was of the thong.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna show us your.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no. No pictures of the wedding.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good.

[Pat Godwin]

We hired a guy, a local guy to take some.

[Jess Hooker]

The picture we posted on social media is still up. And it's a very sweet picture. I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm soaking wet and I'm holding an umbrella. I know when we exchanged the rings, it was pretty funny because we're kind of improvising. Hey, baby, can you hold this for a second? Don't drop it in the sand. We were on a beach, but it went really well. But I did learn something on this show. Everyone was saying it's good luck to get married in the rain.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't see tears in the rain.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that what it is? That's why I think. I think it might have been Josh who said that it's good luck to get married in the rain. I think you said that's because the mother of the bride's trying to convince her daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's okay. Oh, no, this is good luck, De.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's good luck because of the phrase, when you get married, you are tying the knot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And a wet knot is much more difficult to undo.

[Christy Lee]

I got news for you, buddy. I got married in the rain once.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Krista, you've been married so many times, you've married so many times, odds are it's going to be raining one of those days.

[Jess Hooker]

But the last time each of us got married, it was a surprise. It was a secret. We didn't tell anybody, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I didn't either. We got. We eloped.

[Christy Lee]

We all three of us did. That's what we said.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, Christy and Jess.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Lesson learned.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to elope.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a good way to do it.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's funny. And funny enough. I got to be careful how I word this so they don't.

[Christy Lee]

I listening.

[Pat Godwin]

I ran into. I can't really tell this story, can I? Let me just. Let's just say I'm not the only one who was. Is trying to convince this person, male or female, to elope.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It might be one of their close relatives.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Very close.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's just push forward here. We do have something interesting coming up in the news. In fact, we can get to it right now if you want. Christy, what do you know?

[Christy Lee]

What do you want?

[Pat Godwin]

I was thinking the Sex Toy Story. This is pretty funny. If you weren't thinking that, go ahead. What did you have in mind? Oh, the bongs. Okay, let's do the bongs.

[Christy Lee]

Oklahoma police arrested three men accused of stealing bongs from a gas station. Ardmore police said surveillance footage showed a masked man breaking into the gas station through a window with his accomplices in tow. The first suspect can be seen grabbing two bongs before all three leave. The way they came in, the trio was located just a block away and arrested.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. They did not flee the scene.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing. What kind of criminal a block away? Do we have a photograph of these guys? Look at these guys. It's like right out of central casting. They have identical haircuts. Two of them have the same bad hair, mustache, long haired, hippie tops.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bongs were valued at 400 and were returned to the store, but $2,000 worth of damage was done to the building.

[Jess Hooker]

Those kids are barely 18.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They look like the Hansen brothers from the movie Slap Shot. Except. Except younger and less athletic and no glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you meant the Umbot kids who we were convinced we would all eventually look like. We all thought they would be that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Looks like the Eagles bass player.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They have all got real.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do look like a classic rock band.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they going to end up ironically in the joint? Anyone?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, looks like they're there.

[Pat Godwin]

They got the nice orange suits. Yeah, they do, but wow. Not very ambitious. Well, you're going to steal bongs from a place and not get farther away than a hundred yards.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds like a bong thief.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're high, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, coming up, we have our sex toys, I promise. Sex toys. Sex toys in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, well, thank you very much, Christy Lee. Give me another little hint of us. What other exciting things do we have on the way?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can say teaser, chick's not here.

[Christy Lee]

Think twice before posting hand signs on your socials. We'll talk about that. We have an update on our solar plane. Sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? Well, not so much.

[Pat Godwin]

That's. That's a really cool thing, the solar plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it doesn't sound terribly functional.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it. Yeah, they were making some changes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And some things that may have. May have gone wrong. But back to our previous discussion. Do you think the term panty dropper. Don't you like that? That term not.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you mean just for funny.

[Pat Godwin]

No, Tim Wilson used to always say, for example, people, that Marvin Gaye is the only artist who could write a protest song that was also a panty dropper.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like what's going on? Great social.

[Jess Hooker]

That applies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. But the term. You said you prefer the term underwear.

[Jess Hooker]

Underpants.

[Pat Godwin]

Underpants. Underpants dropper.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it does not have this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, underpants dropper. Sounds like Some kind of perv.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You thought you see on the subway.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Underpants property. Sounds like a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Once again, I've solved another problem.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you guys lingerie guys?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I like to feel pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good. Jeff, you.

[Pat Godwin]

You like a lady in lingerie?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? So have you ever.

[Jeff Oskay]

I came up during the 80s, man. I love the Fredericks of Hollywood type. I want the full teddy with the. With the stockings and the garters.

[Pat Godwin]

I find the whole thing really off putting.

[Josh Arnold]

And Victoria's Secret was there. You'd be like, look at this. And then Fredericks of Hollywood crept around the corner. When you really want to see something.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Come in here, buddy.

[Jess Hooker]

Some girlfriends and I went in there and bought stuff when we were in high school. And then they sent a catalog to my house. Oh, my dad's head nearly blew off his shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

We. We got them sent to our house. And nobody ever purchased anything from. Well, maybe. Maybe I wasn't. Wasn't aware of mom's gift card. Blissfully.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeffrey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeffrey, have you ever purchased lingerie for your lady?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Well, the last lady I was dating, I. She had. That's a long story. We'll come back.

[Pat Godwin]

Editor. Editors. Editors know.

[Josh Arnold]

Note.

[Pat Godwin]

Editor's note.

[Christy Lee]

He looked at the time, Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

You looked at the clock. Not because he was afraid of going long, because, as you know, I don't care. He was afraid that she'd be listening, so he was. He gave it the look. Let's see. Odds are she's not listening right now. I can tell this story, Jeff. Josh, have you ever purchased lingerie for a lady?

[Josh Arnold]

I have purchased. Not. No, not lingerie. Bras and underwear. And it was under. Very strict guy. Like I. I essentially said, said, pick out what you want.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Smart.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you say to the clerk, she's about your size?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't, but I think that'd be a fine thing to say. I bet clerks hear that a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they do. Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She's about your size, but much prettier.

[Josh Arnold]

As long as you don't look them

[Jeff Oskay]

up and down before you say, like, she's about your size, I think you're fine.

[Pat Godwin]

I see. I'd be curious to note if ladies like being given that sort of thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I've been gifted lingerie. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're okay with it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, I. That's a gift for him, obviously, if it's something he likes and that's fine. It's the gift that gives back.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

It was very hard for me to find these crotchless overalls interesting. But if you look, if you look hard enough, you'll find whatever you want. I'm sorry, I'm off topic here. I want to remind you about the world of weight loss. It's out there and there's all kinds of stuff. You see all kinds of things on tv, et cetera, et cetera. You've got things where you stab yourself in the leg, the so called GLP1s, et cetera, et cetera. Brick House nutrition is old school in that they know that the best way to lose weight is a quality program of diet and exercise. And they've developed a supplement that can help you with your diet because it's designed to help you not be so hungry. You can cut down your appetite, cut down those cravings with something called Lean. It is a supplement. Lean, Lean. They've had some remarkable results. And if you want to find out more information about it, you can go to take lean.com Lean is not for the casual dieter. The doctors who develop this would like you to know if you want to lose a couple pounds, this isn't for you. Lean is designed for those who want to lose 10 pounds or more. And you can read about the science behind it and get it by going to takelean.com and you can get started, by the way, with 20% off if you drop my name in. Use the word [e-mail] for that special discount. Once again, the promo code, as they call it, is tomakelean.com the ingredients designed to lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and once again, cutting your appetite and cutting down those cravings. Weight loss results, of course, will vary. These products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. It's about trying to lose weight. Check it out. Get the [e-mail] coming up, once again, we have a solar airplane in the news. Are your fingerprints floating around the Internet? And we have a interesting story about the world of chat GPT coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. My gosh. Thank you for being here with us today. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jessica. Hi, Jesse. McCarthy, a friend of ours recently. You'll tell us about it. There's Jeff Osk. Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold, and I don't think she's met Tom yet.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, can we introduce you to somebody via a story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

I was at your guys's local grocery store, the one you go to most. I don't live on that side of town, but I was over there and I was actually getting stuff for Josh's birthday cake for Monday and. And this. And then this beautiful. Just be the most beautiful white hair I've ever seen. She comes over and she puts her. Puts her arm around me, and she said, are you on the radio too? And I said. I said, yes, sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is an employee.

[Jess Hooker]

An employee? Yes. And. And she said, well, my Pat and my Josh come in here all the time. And I said, oh, my gosh, you're their grocery girl. They talk about you all the time. And she said, they do? And I said, yeah. They always tell each other when they see you and when they get to talk to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's our buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And so Lisa is a big fan of the show and watches us on YouTube every morning, so.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And I think Marty, or Marty knows her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Tom, we got to get you in there. She'll. She'll.

[Tom Griswold]

She sees you'll plots when she's.

[Jess Hooker]

She's so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

When she sees us, she'll open up her own line. Our own line. If there's people online.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not gotten that treatment,

[Jeff Oskay]

so

[Josh Arnold]

she has her favorites.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so you were shopping for Josh's cake?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I. I bit off a little more than I could chew with this one. Josh is.

[Josh Arnold]

I typically do that with cake.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh is on a strict omission type menu right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have me doing a food elimination diet to see what. This is not necessarily related to my diverticulitis, but they. But other gastrointestinal issues, and they want to see what bothers me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that called the pussy diet?

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'm sorry. So do they. They feed you things to see what you first.

[Josh Arnold]

They eliminate pretty much everything. So a very basic. It's called low fodmap. Fodmaps are different types of.

[Pat Godwin]

So that they. Then they start feeding you one type of food at a time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. One group at a time.

[Jess Hooker]

So what level are you? Because I've learned a lot about fodmap that I didn't want to know that there's like level one or low?

[Christy Lee]

Low.

[Jess Hooker]

Level one, low. Level two. Like that's a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. So I'm on the. Right now I'm on round the third round. I passed asparagus and then I passed cake and I passed pinto beans.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, now we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

And now, now I'm on celery.

[Jess Hooker]

You only got to try celery this week.

[Josh Arnold]

It was either between. Yeah, this. This time it's either it's between celery

[Pat Godwin]

and are the gallows high enough to jump off of or you just hang yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I really do. Like a.

[Jess Hooker]

Cool.

[Pat Godwin]

So all you get to do eat is celery for the week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you non listening prick. Now that would be tough. But so they eliminate these different groups are like seven or eight. I. And then, and then they reintroduce them. So I'm reintroducing whatever group celery is a part of. If I do fine with the celery, that means that whole group is cool again.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you jump off the gallows or just hang yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Great. It's. No, it's not bad last night for I had chicken and vegetables and baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

And what have you found that has caused any problems?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so right now we're all good. What do you miss?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you miss the most right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're good.

[Josh Arnold]

And I can have like, I can have some. But yeah, so no, we'll get there. And anyway, Jess has been kind enough to start.

[Jess Hooker]

So I thought I was going to be able to make this, this cake from scratch. And I finally was like, I can't, I can't do it. I'm going to blow my brains out. And so I found a gluten, Gluten free almond flour, five ingredient cake mix.

[Josh Arnold]

You're all gonna hate it at the hippie grocery store.

[Jess Hooker]

So then I was asking him, I said, so what can you have for icing? Like what do I. I can't use butter, I can't use sugar, I can't use cream cheese. And he goes, well, I can have hard cheese. And I go, well, that doesn't help me. Making your.

[Josh Arnold]

Slice up some hard sharp cheddar and put it on the cake.

[Jess Hooker]

So we might have a dry cake come Monday. We'll see.

[Pat Godwin]

Could you put frosting on the side?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's why I said I'm gonna do half.

[Pat Godwin]

And then we could could put.

[Christy Lee]

Could you drizzle like chocolate syrup?

[Tom Griswold]

Make a separate cake, no sugar?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, maybe that's a good idea. Well, I got an idea. Josh. Cupcake.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

The rest of us. Cake.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh made the suggestion that we will celebrate his birthday with a real birthday cake on the fourth of July, something like that.

[Christy Lee]

So, like later when you're through all of this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but I'm still gonna make one for Monday and we'll just see how it goes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My. My thing with cake is I have always been more. More cake, less icing guy.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. I'm not an icing person.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I like icing, but I'd much prefer.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you have blueberries?

[Josh Arnold]

I can.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we'll put a little blueberries on the side.

[Josh Arnold]

I can have an insane amount of blueberries.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, I gotta. I gotta. I can't believe that you are gonna be 58. You look great.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man, you're killing it.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate that.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we're move on with Christy Lee at the news desk. What have we got over there?

[Christy Lee]

The Los Angeles Police Department have recovered a trove of stolen sex toys at a used car lot. KABC reports A European manufacturer of high end sex toys contacted the LAPD after discovering products from a stolen shipment were being resold online. Authorities traced the shipping address back to a used car lot in Bell. Authorities raided that property and found boxes of adult toys along with over $500,000 in stolen goods, including shoes, yeti mugs, and Acer computers.

[Jess Hooker]

Those yeti mugs are more expensive than an Acer computer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but it's a used car lot, so I understand you get a free butt plug with a test drive. Is it better to buy or lease a dildo? If you do the lease, can you do a buyout at the end of the dildo?

[Jeff Oskay]

I got a low mileage one. One owner. You always want the one owner. You don't want a 200.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go to a traditional lot or did you go to dildo Max? Dildvana.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that sounds like. That sounds like a movie, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, Dilvana might actually be a sex shop. Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You had you earlier. Has a suggestion. If you're. If they're selling stolen. Selling sex toys at a car lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the classic used car sale.

[Jeff Oskay]

What.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it gonna take for me to get this into you? Today

[Pat Godwin]

we got his double donger special. So here it comes. Free sex doll. You can. You can get into the carpool lane if you shop here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they try that in California, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they'll make their own dummies I say if you do that, you can use the carpool. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Then do you leave it in there all day?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't haul it. You don't haul it into your office. Give it a name. I brought Jensen with me. I'll sit him over there.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who has an office building and they have a mannequin sitting in the front.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it doing?

[Christy Lee]

It's like. It's just the safety guy and he just. They dress him for the holidays and it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, it's a safety guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he just. It's been there for years. Pardon? Yeah, he's been there for years. There's. I can't believe. I can't think of his name. He'll let me know. I want to say safety Sam, but that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it just a fun thing or is it meant.

[Christy Lee]

Fun thing. But it has happened where someone called and thought someone was in their building.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And they had to go with the police. And the police did not find that very funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I bet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's like a scarecrow kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Except it's a guy in a cop uniform.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Well, it could be any. They dress them in a lot of different uniforms, a lot of different outfits.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're growing. If you were growing marijuana illegally, what kind of scarecrow would you have?

[Josh Arnold]

And do you need one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do they eat weeds? Do the birds eat marijuana?

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah. What would you go with and what

[Pat Godwin]

would be frightening to.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, a lot of those places like in your. What's the. That. Is it Humboldt County? Yeah. It's usually no scarecrows, but guys with AK47 do it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Okay. Very good. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Are you trying to scare people away? Are you scared?

[Pat Godwin]

You're trying to scare people away.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, what would you use?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I'm asking. I guess maybe a cop.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. A scare cop.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen where people like sometimes will place a fake like an old cop car, but it's. It just sits there. I know a person was building a very nice home and they had a car or just an old cop car sitting there. So that looked like there was security

[Pat Godwin]

year round that actually leads. That leads to something here. Yesterday when I went to leave, I was told to go out the back. This is a very big building.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Yes, we have an issue because.

[Pat Godwin]

And I think I may have come. I think I may have. Have figured this out. We have geese and they've been for the first time ever, coming up onto the sort of porch.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you know why?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I think I do. I just. I just figured out why.

[Josh Arnold]

Because. Well, no. Let's hear Tom's.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's because of the coyote.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, it's because someone in the building fed the geese on the front porch.

[Josh Arnold]

Cookie, you hadn't heard that story?

[Pat Godwin]

You're kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

No. This happened a couple days ago. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I confronted Cookie, who works here. He does a lot of stuff for us.

[Jess Hooker]

He's our head engineer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. And he. But there had been so much goose poop on the porch for three days.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And you have to walk across the porch to get to the ramp or the stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

And it got to the point where you could see that some people had stepped in it and stuff like that. It was really a minefield. And I went up to him, or he came in and he just started idly chatting. And I go, what are you doing? You are the goose poop guy. You have to get out there because

[Jess Hooker]

he clears snow and baths.

[Josh Arnold]

This is your responsibility. And you go out there and clean that up. You don't. You don't get to talk with us right now until that's cleaned up.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

And he said, you know, this might be my. Might be my fault. I. I was feeding the geese popcorn. I had popcorn in my car. Which is hilarious. I had popcorn in my car, and I just started feeding it the geese. And they, you know, then they were following me. And he goes, so I think this is my first fault. I go, you think it's your fault.

[Pat Godwin]

So yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

So Jeff and I tried to go out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, they were attacking people.

[Christy Lee]

They were.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So they were on the roof. They're screaming at Jeff, and Jeff's like, get behind me and we'll just run. And Jeff's like, screaming and throwing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm trying everything. I'm getting all like.

[Jess Hooker]

And I got scared, and I was like, abort mission. And I ran to the back of the building, walked all the way around the building into the field so that I could get to my car that way.

[Pat Godwin]

And I. You saw the pictures I took there.

[Christy Lee]

Your brain right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Look, right there.

[Jess Hooker]

They must have a nest up.

[Josh Arnold]

They were at the bottom, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

They were at the bottom of the stairs when I left yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

And they're very aggressive.

[Christy Lee]

And you know me. Josh knows. I think I'm Dr. Doolittle.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Indy 500.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, there is a goose sitting in a flower pot. Now, that is where they'll leave eggs Oftentimes. Has anybody looked in there?

[Jess Hooker]

No, not yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that's right at the top of the stairs with two checkered flags. Yeah, I thought it might be the coyote. There's a huge coyote where we have radio towers here. There's a huge coyote that we saw the other day.

[Jess Hooker]

But that's, it's Cookie, the popcorn king.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, someone also threw some ripe bananas that hit the railing.

[Pat Godwin]

Speaking of whoops, I hate the smell of rotting bananas.

[Josh Arnold]

And the geese don't go to the back of the building because that's where you piss every morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I brought that up. When we come back, we have Today in History and other delights, including a group chat etiquette from an etiquette expert. There are a lot of important things to know in that, in that particular sphere. Right now I'm going to check in with Christy Lee because she drove her beautiful Hyundai here.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I did. And it didn't have any goose poop on it when I left yesterday. Not that I noticed. Anyway. Yes, you could be driving a wonderful hybrid from Hyundai. It's where you get the best of both worlds. The advanced safety and technology meeting a hybrid efficiency. Yes, I have the Tucson hybrid. It has America's best warranty. I love it. It's more like a crossover than an suv. It's, it's a little lower to the ground, which was important to me at the time. But if you're looking for something a little more rugged, check out the Santa Fe hybrid because it can be taken off road, maybe camping or fishing. You can put all your fishing gear in there. That's right. It's the hybrids from Hyundai where you get wonderful gas mileage and a great car. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 to get all the details. That's Hyundai. They also have great local Hyundai dealers to go visit. One why not?

[Pat Godwin]

Something kind of cool. There are hybrid powertrains as part of the IndyCar. Pretty cool. There's been a lot of great coverage so far of the time trials and we'll be having a special show next Friday in honor of a special event out at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. We'll be telling you about that coming up. Also coming up, a little bit of history for you, of course. And I understand Pat Godwin has another song for us I'm looking forward to hearing here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Pat Godwin]

Show that morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We appreciate you being with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there. Hello, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

He had himself about a 15 pound bag of bass yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had the big one and then

[Pat Godwin]

Josh came along when I heard you had a 15 pound bag. Wow, that is impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you ride a bike? That is Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much. Time to check in with history. We like to educate on this, this program. So far we failed today, but we'll

[Josh Arnold]

keep trying to history.

[Pat Godwin]

Today's war.

[Josh Arnold]

It ain't just for May 15th professors anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy, this is serious. Anne Boleyn. You know who that was? You know that is Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Bolin Bowling.

[Christy Lee]

Poor Amberlynn. They said she had sex with her brother and then had her killed. Her and her brother.

[Jess Hooker]

Royalty.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Henry viii.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All the good old

[Christy Lee]

trumped up charges because she couldn't have kids and he

[Pat Godwin]

went bowling with her head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did decapitated her. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She and her brother, he was married.

[Josh Arnold]

Where the noise was coming from.

[Pat Godwin]

What is the. The stage six, the Broadway show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. About the Henry the 8th.

[Christy Lee]

I saw that in the West End. It was very fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think that maybe he felt after the sixth one. Maybe it's me. What do you think your thoughts on that?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Good. Way to lose a quick nine pounds though.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Just plop your head off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is interesting. In 1905, Las Vegas officially founded in Nevada.

[Christy Lee]

What year?

[Pat Godwin]

1905.

[Christy Lee]

1905.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. There's a famous picture of Al Jolson playing the Sphere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was quite a show, really.

[Pat Godwin]

Politically Incorrect.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a shame they didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

But. Yeah. Pretty tricky though with all those candles. Let's see. All that was there prior to that was. I mean, sand and. And Right. It started when.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we should put up some buildings so we can sleep with these oars inside. Yeah, I'm tired of getting scorpion stains.

[Pat Godwin]

Now. This is confusing because this is. I don't want to get any corrections on this. In 1928.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Mickey Mouse made his first appearance in a. In. In the silent film Steamboat Willie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

See, that's the confusion.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not. That's incorrect.

[Pat Godwin]

This was created before Steamboat Willie, but wasn't distributed until After.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

So the first Mickey Mouse movie they made wasn't released. Tap. The first one was called Plane Crazy

[Josh Arnold]

as an Aircraft.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys watched some of those old cartoons?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they can get real creepy.

[Jess Hooker]

I was a big Betty Boop kid, and so we watched a lot of Betty Boop and I went back to it recently. Wow. Like, just abuse. Like just really, really weird stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think Mickey Mouse was ever in that territory. But.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, that's, you know, the aunt in Christmas vacation. The aunt with dementia.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Betty Boop.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She does a voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

And Bethany. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that. That's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

But of course, the early Mickey Mouse movies were in black and white.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And interestingly enough, the first one was called Plane Crazy. The second one was called A Soul Plane, which isn't it wild that they black.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. The Tom Arnold movie was a remake of the original Miguel.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, this is a geographical question, Mr. Oskay. 1940, the first McDonald's opened where

[Jeff Oskay]

in California?

[Pat Godwin]

That's correct. Do you know what town?

[Jeff Oskay]

Anaheim.

[Pat Godwin]

No. San Bernardino. And there's a photograph of it in the first place. Evening. And it says 32 sold. The numbers would go up, of course, over time.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it called McDonald's?

[Josh Arnold]

The original thing was like two brothers. Yeah, I think it was.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The second day they opened it up, the ice cream machine broke. Oh, this is boring. The 1987, the final episode of the Late show with Joan Rivers Air.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You know.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys a fan?

[Josh Arnold]

I like Joe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I did like Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I got to see her live. It was pretty cool.

[Jess Hooker]

That is cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Johnny Carson never spoke to her after she did a show up against his.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. I just learned that she had been

[Pat Godwin]

one of his favorite favorites.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she filled in for him, like, more than anybody else.

[Christy Lee]

Right. She should have gotten the job is what they thought. So.

[Pat Godwin]

But I'm glad we got to the point where we can once again have a female hosting a late night show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute. Thank you. Okay. Oh, this is a famous event. In 1991, Pat Godwin, George H.W. bush took who. What famous person to a baseball game?

[Tom Griswold]

1981.

[Christy Lee]

91.

[Pat Godwin]

91.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

It was sort of forecasted in the movie the Naked Gun, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I still have no idea.

[Pat Godwin]

The Queen. The Queen of England.

[Christy Lee]

But she had a hot dog.

[Pat Godwin]

That's. That's the famous story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oakland A'S versus the Orioles.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a famous story. She did. She did indeed have a hot dog. And she was quoted as saying while leaving, I'm not coming back to see another one of these games. Until they had a pitch clock, which I thought was.

[Josh Arnold]

She was way ahead of her time. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, that was just absolutely amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Did she eat the hot dog publicly?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I think she ate it corn cob style.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

So she wouldn't. More polite.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she didn't want to be shoving that big thing down her throat. Let's see. Happy birthday. Brian Eno, the Famous. Anyone?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Roxy music, producer of U2. David Bowie. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's done some stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Em. Emet Smith. There's an easy one for you.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Emmett Smith.

[Pat Godwin]

He won. What?

[Jess Hooker]

The Heisman.

[Pat Godwin]

Dancing with the Stars.

[Jess Hooker]

He could have won a Heisman.

[Pat Godwin]

He won Dancing with the Stars, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was a fair guess.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know why.

[Jess Hooker]

The guy who played football for 20 years and then did that for two months.

[Pat Godwin]

All time leading rusher, Roger. Defeating Pat Godwin's record in the bedroom. You. All time leading Roger. It'll be running out of things.

[Christy Lee]

We still have another hour.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll be. It'll be. It'll be over in a minute, baby. I'm done. That. That pretty much covers everything, I think. I'm not sure who this guy is. Oh, yes, I do. David Krumholtz.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a great actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Actor born in the state.

[Josh Arnold]

And many might know him from the Santa Claus. He's like the head elf.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Okay. Very good, Very good. Now it's time for us to move on and move forward. We have another song coming up from Patty G. I understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In just a few minutes. Christy, you want to give me the teaser, please?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. We have fingerprint theft in the news. We have an interesting story about Chat GPT. A terrible story out of Texas or Utah where a woman has been sentenced

[Pat Godwin]

for a murder that's a kind of a famous murder.

[Christy Lee]

It is a famous murder, and it was. If you watched any of the trial. Did you watch any of this? The lady who wrote the book, the book on grief, she was sentenced yesterday. It was pretty. It was unbelievable.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a horrible story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She wrote a book about. For kids about how to grieve for their father.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Parenthetically, she killed him.

[Christy Lee]

Parenthetically, she's been sentenced. She killed him.

[Pat Godwin]

We got that in the news. And. And group chat etiquette. So if you're involved in a group chat, we can help you do it the right way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's over there. Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oski across the way. Hey, there's Ace. Howdy. I'm excited. It's one of my niece's birthdays and I get to go into a bank and ask for a brand new $50 bill. It was always fun.

[Christy Lee]

Now she knows what she's getting. Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

She already knew. Oh, and plus, there's always a little extra surprise.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh. Arnold. There's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Is the surprise like candy or.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how old is she gonna eat candy? It's a tangible thing. What's that?

[Christy Lee]

How old will she be?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, like 13 or 14 or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it sounds like fun. Happy birthday. Now we return to the news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A British etiquette expert is offering advice on proper group chat behavior. Rupert Wesson says before posting, make sure the answer can't already be found with a quick Google search or by scrolling through earlier messages. That makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not concerned about this. And that's me who's concerned about a lot of technology.

[Christy Lee]

He says keep messages focused on the purpose of the chat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait, I didn't pay enough attention.

[Christy Lee]

Avoid replying to every comment in large groups and keep messages short to avoid misunderstandings.

[Josh Arnold]

Impossible in a group text. Text with family, there's always going to be.

[Christy Lee]

How many group texts are you in?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, one. Except for the annoying work ones I get.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I guess I know to take off.

[Josh Arnold]

There are two groups.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a group one and a group two. He has them labeled like that. I don't think he knows. We can see that. There's a number one group and then

[Pat Godwin]

a group, because you can't have a group that big.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's why you have two groups.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, take me out of one of them, will you?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you in both of them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

We all are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I know, it's weird. Yeah. We get double and sometimes. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Just found out.

[Josh Arnold]

Real hassle.

[Jess Hooker]

He text all of us yesterday. Pictures of the ducks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I just want people to be aware when they walk up the stairs, they're walking into poop city. It is going to poops.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

But on a group text, is there a way this. I don't think there is. Is there a way to give everybody their own font?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but it's not a bad idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't that be kind of cool?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

That would be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I could be.

[Christy Lee]

You only read one font. What are you talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, mine. Helvetica.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So Willie would have his own font

[Christy Lee]

and so all of our fonts you wouldn't even read because they wouldn't be in Helvetica.

[Pat Godwin]

Check.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's why he was. Oh, that's why he was easily ignored.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, the general rule, no nudity, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Depends on the group text.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Weston also warns work chats may feel casual, but employees should still assume anything they post could be forwarded to others. If you want to keep your job, I guess is what they're saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, be careful. Josh has exited the conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I think it's funny to type it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Makes me laugh every time.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that it says like that that person has left the conversation. Somebody told me, like, oh, no, you can leave and nobody will see. So I just leave. Every group text that I'm a part

[Josh Arnold]

of, they can all see and they

[Jess Hooker]

can all see it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just found that, you know, the number one is with. Usually with a group text from here of so and so has just left the conversation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That kid will bail immediately.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I got in trouble on Jessica Ultimate's birth announcement. I exited the conversation. All these people were like, oh, you're, you're.

[Jess Hooker]

It did seem kind of like a jerk move.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I was aware of. I saw the picture. What more is her to add? I saw a baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

People have them all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't add a dick pic. We've established. Okay. Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

A Missouri State University student confessed his crime to chat GPT after a drunken vandalism spree. Police say 20 year old Ryan Shaffer damaged multiple vehicles last October by smashing windows, ripping off side mirrors, denting hoods, and breaking windshield wipers during a late night rampage.

[Josh Arnold]

And I bet it felt good.

[Christy Lee]

Investigators later discovered that just Minutes after that, Mr. Shaver had a lengthy conversation with ChatGPT.

[Josh Arnold]

And ChatGPT ratted him out.

[Christy Lee]

Out. In the exchange, he admitted to the crimes, asked about the chances of getting caught, and questioned what penalties he could face.

[Josh Arnold]

All fair questions.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Shaver is now pleaded guilty to felony Vandalism charges. A judge ordered him to stay away from businesses where alcohol is the primary item for sale and to submit to random drug and alcohol tests.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, how did the.

[Christy Lee]

How did they find out?

[Jess Hooker]

They confiscated his electronics.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but how did they even know to do that?

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Jess Hooker]

Because that's usually what you do. Isn't that the first step when somebody's arrested?

[Josh Arnold]

I guess what I'm asking is how'd they know this guy did it to even get to that point?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that doesn't say. But it's a shame. Maybe if he had real friends, maybe they would have talked him out of doing it instead of his only friend. Is AI not in the story at all?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's his only friend.

[Pat Godwin]

Next friend is going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like AI. It's a big fat guy named Al who's known as the Sodomizer.

[Christy Lee]

Sir.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, welcome to. Welcome to prison, you prick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, it was fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

How would you like fun?

[Pat Godwin]

How would you feel if somebody tore the mirror off your car?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't be happy, but I would go, man, I bet whoever did this, it felt good.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd go, hope it feels good when he gets raped by that guy in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that might too.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Stop saying that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not here for the vandalism, are you? That kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

A Utah mother who published a children's book about grief following the death of her husband has received a life sentence with no parole for her murder or his murder. Corey Richards was convicted in March of aggravated murder for lacing her husband, Eric Richards, cocktail with five times the lethal dose of fentanyl at their home. A jury also found her guilty of four other felonies, including insurance fraud, forgery and attempted murder. She tried to poison him once before. In handing down his sentence, Judge Richard razak said the 36 year old is, quote, simply too dangerous to ever be free. Mrs. Richards was sentenced on the day her husband would have turned 44.

[Pat Godwin]

Tasteless. She titled the book Good Night, dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's really tasteless.

[Christy Lee]

The 36 year old real estate agent with a house flipping business was apparently millions in debt. Debt and planning a future with another man. If you saw her sentence, you know how people just. And I know this is terrible for me to say, she looks, looked. She has that crazy look in her eye like this woman is not there. Like she's crazy. She kept saying, I didn't do it. And it. Oh, it was just. Oh, it was scary.

[Pat Godwin]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, good. I'm glad she's Locked up.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And cybersecurity experts warn that posing with certain hand signs puts your frisk of fingerprint theft out there. They recently demonstrated how fingerprints could be extracted from photos using AI tools. 1 Security expert advised that it is safer not to share too many photos showing your fingers anywhere online.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Crips and the Bloods are in deep trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

They love flashing signs, don't they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Love it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No more jazz hands.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I don't know. I mean what is the real risk here? They can, they can put their fingerprints on that fake skin stuff and then put them places, I guess safe or something. Yeah, I mean how, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How good of a photo does it have to be?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

You can easily. I, I see. It's stealing information. Fingerprints on into phones and even most a lot of computer keyboards, boards and stuff like that.

[Pat Godwin]

What were you telling me about when the cops arrest somebody with a phone? What is the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, well they, the, the smart drug dealers now they stop using the thumbprint or the face id and you type in the sixth code number because what the cops were doing with the. They'll just hold it up to your face, unlock it and then see all your drug contacts.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well that's interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, and we, I think we had an ally about that, about. Women will take their guys phones and hold them up to their face while they're asleep to open it and go through their phones.

[Jess Hooker]

Man, that's a brand of crazy. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Your eyes should have to be open.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

And that is a brand.

[Christy Lee]

Is that like that woman?

[Pat Godwin]

Do they have to be open when you do the pose? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. But they can read them when they're not.

[Jess Hooker]

When you scan your face in, you have to do it from multiple angles. Right. And then if you have glasses, you put your glasses on, you do it that way. Like you have to get it. So I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If you do it from up here, that might look like your eyes are

[Josh Arnold]

closed because even I can open them with my sunglasses that are completely dark. So I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I didn't know that. So you do the facial recognition?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

As opposed to the number?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean sometimes it won't. If it, for whatever reason it doesn't read. I can easily do the number, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is anybody's phone unlocked in here? I don't, I don't have a passcode and my phone's. It's not locked.

[Pat Godwin]

You can.

[Christy Lee]

Locked.

[Jess Hooker]

I just slock. Yeah, I just slide it open every time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, I, I.

[Jess Hooker]

Not. If you have Apple pay, you can't actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, if you have Apple pay, you absolutely have to have it locked in some form. But I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. But if you, if you have the facial recognition, which I don't have, do you. Can you also have the number that's your backup? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it have to be your face?

[Jess Hooker]

Can it be another part of your body?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like, as a joke. Is there anybody who's got, like, a dick pic?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of inconvenient when you're at Costco. Hang on a second.

[Jess Hooker]

Your total is 135. Hold on, let me unzim.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't recommend that. Sure would be funny. Okay, where, where are we? What else have you got? Coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have our solar plane update. We have a pig in the news. We have a dog trapped on a roof. We have a couple other stories. I don't know if you saw the brand new stamp. In honor of the 250th anniversary of America, we'll talk about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, you're gonna find out.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there people on it?

[Christy Lee]

I will tell you. I'm gonna say no.

[Pat Godwin]

No peoples are on it.

[Christy Lee]

No peoples.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even Paul Revere.

[Josh Arnold]

Have some patience.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's called a Caesar. It's a teaser.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, you'd yell at her if she told us what was on it.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back. I'm sorry. I should. Talking to the mic. Yeah. This is the Bob and Tom SHOW live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

She's been newsing it up. There's Pat Godwin. He's been musicing it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's been funning it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Cooking it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like it. Thank you. Jess Hooker's been cooking it up.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay's been bearding it up over there.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby has. Ready, Ready. Ready. Yeah. Oh, you're ready. Ace Cosby's been interrupting it up. I'm Josh Arnold. I've been sillying it up. I'm a silly head. Just write my cat Grace first. There's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

I love the gravy boys.

[Pat Godwin]

Now it's time to check in with Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk because we've covered everything in the news, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, we haven't. Three postal workers are accused of stealing items from an Indianapolis facility, including a San Francisco 49ers Super bowl ring after receiving a tip about a variety the u.

[Josh Arnold]

The USPS postal workers.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

After receiving a tip about a variety of thefts, agents with the Postal Service Office of the Inspector General interviewed one of the suspects, with investigators noting the man was wearing a large diamond covered 49ers ring that had been reported missing.

[Josh Arnold]

He was wearing it.

[Christy Lee]

A jewelry expert later determined the ring was made of 10 karat gold. Genuine diamonds valued at more than 9,500.

[Josh Arnold]

De Niro walked up to him with. What are you doing? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the definition of being caught red handed.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Wow. Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, postal workers stealing, though, is a nice change from 25 years ago when it was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Massacring.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that was like at the punchline. In fact, the two there became a phrase. Going postal. How crazy.

[Christy Lee]

On a very much different note, the US Postal Service releasing special edition stamps for the 250th birthday of America featuring

[Josh Arnold]

a postal worker with a machine gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be some.

[Christy Lee]

The bald eagle machine gun.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a musket, you idiot.

[Christy Lee]

The stamps to pick.

[Pat Godwin]

We're celebrating the old days of Pony Express with a musket.

[Christy Lee]

The stamps to pick the eagle across five life stages, from hatchling to adult. Oh, won't those.

[Pat Godwin]

Don Henley, Glenn Fry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those eagles. No, no, no. The artist behind the collection spent nearly a year on the illustrations and hopes the stamps inspire appreciation for our natural world.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how nice.

[Pat Godwin]

How many of them are there?

[Christy Lee]

Five different ones.

[Josh Arnold]

So young, young, an ET and all the way up to a adult E. Your citizen.

[Pat Godwin]

Are all young birds.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

They're kind of nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but they're kind of generic.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what I like about is you can tell they were hand drawn by a real artist.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah, but I mean, they don't really say 250 years that just birds.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, sorry. Post Office Tom doesn't approve.

[Pat Godwin]

Are all little birds. Lets. I mean, you've got your owlet.

[Tom Griswold]

No egrets.

[Josh Arnold]

Gos. Gosling.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Eaglet.

[Josh Arnold]

But many owlet. Eaglet.

[Pat Godwin]

The small. The small owls are called owlet owlets. And then when they're in the rain, they're moist. Owlets.

[Jess Hooker]

Every time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good choice.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is a good.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

I will give $500 to anybody in this room in the next two seconds if you can name our Postmaster General.

[Christy Lee]

I can't. No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Was there a time when everybody knew who it was?

[Pat Godwin]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Can you name any postmaster?

[Josh Arnold]

Edward C. Coop C. And he was the Surgeon General.

[Pat Godwin]

Terrible facial hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But we all remember him because of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Because of bad facial hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't they call the Postmaster General in on an episode of Seinfeld like they're like we're.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wilford Brimley plays. He actually shows.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't Dr. Oz our surgeon General now or somebody like that?

[Josh Arnold]

He is a higher up. Yeah. Department of Health.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know much about that guy at all.

[Christy Lee]

I. I just saw a show a couple times.

[Jess Hooker]

So maybe Newman is our Postmaster General.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I have to run for president just to make that happen.

[Christy Lee]

Who is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, David Steiner.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

David Steiner.

[Pat Godwin]

He's the Postmaster General.

[Christy Lee]

Or is he the Postmaster General?

[Jeff Oskay]

Isn't that something? Well, we all learned something today.

[Pat Godwin]

They used to back in the. In the days of talking over the music on the radio. You'd play the intro and you'd talk over till the vocals started. That was called hitting the post.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

And they used to say if someone was really good at. He's the Postmaster General.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Jess Hooker]

That is good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's such inside radio. That's so silly. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think the Postmaster General earns a year?

[Jess Hooker]

750.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. I like to think he gets 0.001 cents for every stamp sold. I think he gets would be a ton.

[Jeff Oskay]

He gets every fifth birthday card in the mail.

[Josh Arnold]

Every $2 bill.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes it's five. You don't know. Dr. Oz is director for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. Surgeon General.

[Josh Arnold]

If you were hired as. Or as Postmaster General and they said we will give you $300,000 a year or every fifth birthday card. What would say? You.

[Pat Godwin]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd go birthday card.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have a better shot, don't you think? You know what the base salary for the Postmaster General really is? $450,346,780.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

[Christy Lee]

With bonuses and additional relocation perks. The compensation for the first year of our current one. Was his name Steiner? 520 grand.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we. Is it fair for us to say that's too much?

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that more than the President RC 500,000.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

They losing. Isn't the Post office losing a million dollars a day or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they lose a lot of money.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't understand why they just can't raise the price of stamps.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems fairly logical. I Thought they did that every three weeks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we'll raise them more. They're still losing money.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, boy, rarely do you hear a man in the media say we need higher stamp prices.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's ridiculous. I mean, you could walk up to your mailbox and they're going to take something and they're going to hand deliver it to somebody all the way across. Across the country.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Cost you a few bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes sense that stamps cost money.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course, you always get the same. I go, no, there's a little old lady in Iowa that's not going to be able to send me kids. You go, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they should probably do is get. And I'm. I love these, but get rid of the forever stamp. I mean, that will make sure people keep buying at the current price. I've been sitting on forever stamps for 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

For forever.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually get a check from the post office.

[Christy Lee]

North Carolina officials say an escaped pig broke into a home in search of snacks. The Rutherford County Sheriff's office responded to a call of a pig that had made its way inside a home in Ellenborough. The sheriff's office joked, quote, after a short standoff involving a pack of crackers and some highly questionable negotiations, deputies successfully convinced the pig to surrender.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder what the questionable negotiations were. I need a helicopter.

[Christy Lee]

The pig was taken to the Rutherford County Animal Control Services until she could be reunited with her.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that pig is located in the. The pre bacon suite. Don't they say pigs are smarter than dogs?

[Christy Lee]

They're very smart.

[Jess Hooker]

Their emotional quotient is really high. Yeah, it's kind of sad.

[Josh Arnold]

It's why I get. I really look for humanely raised raised labels and stuff like that when it comes to pork.

[Christy Lee]

Every time I drive by one of those big trucks with all the pigs on it, I just. I start tearing up. Oh, because they stick their little snouts out the nose. Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys had beef bacon?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Beef bacon is very good.

[Christy Lee]

Never even heard of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've had lamb bacon. Changed my life.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was delicious.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was just turkey and pork.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never heard of such a beef bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Beef bacon is delicate, delicious. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

I can bring some in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Pat Godwin]

Where do you get it?

[Jess Hooker]

The grocery store.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's like right there that

[Jess Hooker]

it is at mine.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it right. Is it in the butcher area or is it in the regular bacon area?

[Jess Hooker]

It's with the bacon.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys. You guys have, I think all Pretty much been to the Bahamas.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. But I know you. You can swim with them, right?

[Jess Hooker]

We used to go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's a. Yeah. If you're going. If you're going. I can give you some advice. Do not go to the. It's like a three hour boat ride to go swim with the pigs. But there's this. There. Maybe there's more than one. This island where there are all these pigs.

[Jess Hooker]

I've heard about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. The Bay of Pigs.

[Pat Godwin]

That's if you go. If you go a little bit farther south.

[Christy Lee]

South and west, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The. You. You feed the pigs hot dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Ew, that seems wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, and a lot of reasons they make the point of going. These are beef hot dogs. Dogs. I don't believe them for a second. It's really creepy and scary and stupid and I would. I. I've done it once on the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you feed them by putting the hot dogs in your swimsuit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's very uncomfortable.

[Pat Godwin]

But they're swimming out to the kids and you throw the hot dog before they.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, pass on that. And don't swim with the dolphins either. That's stupid and cruel.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do the pigs know not to use the restroom in the water?

[Pat Godwin]

No,

[Jess Hooker]

man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And do the sharks know?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why aren't the sharks eating the pigs?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great question. Happened at night. If one of the pigs.

[Josh Arnold]

If the pigs are living there. There, that means the sharks aren't in that area for whatever reason.

[Pat Godwin]

No, the pigs aren't living there. On there. The pigs were dumped there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Is a tourist thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so it's not like they were indigenous to something.

[Pat Godwin]

And there's a whole bunch of boats. Boats pull up. It's one of those dumps. Dumb tourist thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. But I highly don't recommend it. There's much better things to do in the Bahamas than the feed the pigs journey.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'll just get hammered on the beach. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get married down there, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you can do that. That was fun.

[Josh Arnold]

And I will get hammered on a beach.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever thought about. I know. Josh, you said someday you hope to be married and be a dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever thought about your wedding? How you'd like to do. Do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. It's not exciting and it's probably not going to happen.

[Pat Godwin]

And is there. Is there a woman out there who'd be willing to do this?

[Josh Arnold]

That's. I. I'm going to have to marry Somebody who has already had their big ceremony because I want nothing

[Jess Hooker]

like justice

[Christy Lee]

of the peace, that kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

And then maybe like a big barbecue, that kind of thing. Just invite everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Keep up the tradition. Elope like the rest the of of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did your brothers have big weddings?

[Josh Arnold]

My brother Jeff did, and it was great. It was a lot of fun. And my brother Joe did, and that was a lot of fun and wonderful. And my brother John and his wife went to Vegas and they came back and told us they were married. And then we eventually kind of had a little family thing or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All great. All night.

[Pat Godwin]

So where would you do it? Geographically,

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. You know why? Because I wouldn't necessarily want to go to a courthouse. I would maybe. Boy, like my brother's backyard or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, like somewhere simple and easy or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, well, write all that down. Then when you meet the right woman, we'll see what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

I totally get it. I totally get that this is none. I have zero say and I'm kind of fine with that. But, you know, if you really were to pin me down, it would be whatever she needs.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

So we going to get invited?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Sounds to me like we're not the party at first.

[Christy Lee]

He just had a big barbecue.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, we'll be at the barbecue. I'll look forward to it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You wouldn't come if he indicted you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he's just saying he's a little skeptical of me ever getting married.

[Christy Lee]

And what am I saying? He would definitely go to your wedding. Wedding. You're his favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would hope everybody would. It would be a nice joy. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not coming. That's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's a good fishing day, don't get out there.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Maryland rescued a dog trapped on a rooftop recently. The Baltimore County Police Department said officers responded to a home after receiving reports of a dog stranded on the roof of a two story townhouse. One of the officers, you know, they

[Pat Godwin]

knew he was up there. How'd they know the dog shot roof.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he's in the basement? Did you hear him?

[Christy Lee]

One of the officers accessed the roof through a neighbor's second floor window and calmly coaxed the dog to come to her. After safety safely securing the canine, members of the fire department were able to assist Officer Flores and the dog safely off the roof. They believe the dog likely got out through an upstairs window that had been left open. He will remain in animal care services until the owner can be located. Yeah, but he's not spider Man. How do you climb up and the.

[Josh Arnold]

The owner located. Wasn't it the house?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope somebody's just sitting outside of that house. Well, I mean, no, I know in

[Jeff Oskay]

the hood there's a lot of abandoned out. It could have like ran in, ran upstairs and he's just looking left.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It was in Baltimore though. So it's like the wire meets Paw Patrol. The problem is this is now gonna be that dog's favorite game.

[Josh Arnold]

That was really fun yesterday. Yeah, I'm gonna go to that abandoned

[Pat Godwin]

house, go upstairs and bark again. Oh, boy. I get to get rescued by the fire.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a bunch of attention and treats.

[Pat Godwin]

I get more treats. I get to talk to people.

[Josh Arnold]

This is great.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, there was a photograph of this and the. The cop. Lady cop is spectacular looking.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so funny. I. I was. I thought we were being set up. I did too, but he just wanted to tell us. Yeah, hot, hot woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's way just saying. If the Baltimore Police department wants to do a calendar, get this chick out.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just asked Jason to put up a picture and he waved me. He's like, I not doing that.

[Jess Hooker]

Why are you not doing it?

[Josh Arnold]

I like when Tom reminds us that he too is. Can just be a base man.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's see. Where are we now? I want to tell you about Brick House Nutrition, which is a bunch of doctors got together and trying to help people lose weight. This is for people who want to lose more than £10. And it's not a GLP one. It is a. It's a supplement. And it's designed to help you lose weight by, among other things, lowering your blood sugar and getting rid of those cravings that make you hungry all the time. And this is designed to make you less hungry and at the same time help you out. It's called Lean L E A N designed by the doctors at Brickhouse Nutrition and it's available now with a special 20% off. If you're a friend of the Bob and Tom show, use my name tomorrow when you go to takelean.com for that special discount. So we can get you started right away. They'll also rush it to you. Once again, it's takelean.com and it's all about losing some serious weight. If you wanna lose 10 pounds or more, that's what this is recommended for. It's a weight loss supplement that you would consume. Weight loss results, of course, will vary. These products and statements have not been evaluated by the fda. These products aren't intended to diagnose any disease or treat or cure or prevent any disease or condition. Once again, lean, L, E A N. And you get it by going to takelean.com and tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We're returning with a solar plane, a plane that doesn't need jet fuel or gasoline. And we'll find out where it is and what's going on with it when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email, mail. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thanks so much for joining us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

So happy to be here.

[Josh Arnold]

I likewise. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're happy that you're door here.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

And Pat, we're happy we're doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

We're doing that happy talk thing here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna see how much saccharine we can fill into this, like, next minute and then just poison it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh darn it, will you look at her? There's Jeff Osuke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Happy early birthday, Josh. Thank you. I hope you have a great week.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure appreciate it.

[Pat Godwin]

When's your birthday? Tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

And, Jeff, that's a shame.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not gonna get a cake then.

[Jess Hooker]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The rules are if it's on a weekend, no cake.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's the rule. No, it's on the weekend you're out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Pat Godwin]

You think? I think I'm gonna come in here Monday, do it today in history for Saturday and Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but it sounds like something you do.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna do it now.

[Pat Godwin]

Two segments.

[Josh Arnold]

Tomorrow in history. Tomorrow in history.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go. Oh, so I could do on Friday. I could do today and tomorrow, then Sunday, do yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

No. What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I do know two people that I share a birthday with. Pierce Brosnan and Janet Jackson.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice. That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty, are you nasty? I can only imagine. I picture you in a leather jock strap.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's something I haven't tried.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the craziest thing you've tried sexually?

[Jeff Oskay]

A woman.

[Pat Godwin]

A woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, when I tried a woman, it was. That was different, right? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't. I wasn't gagging

[Tom Griswold]

about the moisture.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't cry.

[Pat Godwin]

So. So our. Our happy talk.

[Christy Lee]

You enjoyed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Our happy talk News show intro's over.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

I told you you're not gonna see this.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I told you it was gonna divide on TV tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

Before we get to weather, we have. Have a sex talk. Okay. We've promised a song from Pat Godwin. You've been rehearsing this?

[Tom Griswold]

I wrote it in the break.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was quick.

[Pat Godwin]

Does this need any kind of a special intro?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were talking about slangs for female parts. Slang words for female parts. What was cute, what's accepted.

[Pat Godwin]

And yeah, was. In other words, when you go to the doctor, do you say, doctor, my breasts are sore.

[Josh Arnold]

My boobs, I take old bitties hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

Or you talk to him like that.

[Jess Hooker]

There's that.

[Pat Godwin]

You say, do you refer to them as their anatomical names? Just say, hey, doc, it hurts down there. I mean, what do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

So I have a Billy Jill tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter with calling it the P word? Is it sexy or way too crude? Maybe I should call your mommy parts of peach. When you're standing there completely nude, some ladies call the clam dipper.

[Josh Arnold]

Hoo hay.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't see the GR. Good so you spend a lot of moolah. Every woman names their vagina something cute,

[Josh Arnold]

but it's sweet, Sweet potty to me.

[Tom Griswold]

In the UK they call it a fanny. In the States it's a honey pot. Be careful when you call it punani or you're going to get slapped a lot. There's a million funny names for the penis, which is women. Get beaver box, the Altar of Venus, cooch, cooter, deli meat, lady, garden wizard, sleet.

[Pat Godwin]

It's sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sweet.

[Announcer]

Put it on me.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care what you call it. I just want a ball of sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet. Put it on me.

[Tom Griswold]

All over the place. But yeah, it was fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Our apologies to Mr. Joel. Thank you very much, man.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I certainly enjoyed ladies. Did you find that effective? Offensive?

[Jess Hooker]

No, not at all. I loved all of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Any of those you like worked in

[Christy Lee]

here a long time.

[Jess Hooker]

Wizard Sleeve was a new one for me.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't heard that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's a little rough.

[Christy Lee]

Wizard Sleeve.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a compliment.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it sounds. Sounds. It sounds vast.

[Christy Lee]

Deli meats got me. That was a rough.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there was a girl we used to call the Big Montana.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Which is a Large Arby's roast beef sandwich. Boy, oh boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Anyone you ever called Stakums? More out than in, if you. You will. I'm sorry, Christy, back to you.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

Follow that.

[Christy Lee]

The famous experimental solar powered airplane known as Solar Impulse 2 completed a historic round the world trip in 2016 without using jet fuel.

[Pat Godwin]

Ever see this thing?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

It was super cool. I mean, incredibly. What's the word? Huge wings, gigantic. Way, way out there, like the sun. But it was. Was a super light plane and it actually was powered by the sun.

[Josh Arnold]

Manned.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. At the time, yes.

[Christy Lee]

The plane recently took off from Stennis, Mississippi, April 26, but crashed into the Gulf of Mexico on May 4. No injuries were reported.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The aircraft was unmanned this time. I'm sorry, what you say?

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

You call it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just causing trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, go.

[Pat Godwin]

The Gulf of Cuba. Cuba.

[Tom Griswold]

Now,

[Pat Godwin]

it was overcast, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But like those Styrofoam planes we used to do. Do you remember those? I loved those.

[Josh Arnold]

Real fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this thing was really cool.

[Christy Lee]

The NTSB is still investigating, but they, they change.

[Pat Godwin]

They turned it into a.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever you call it, unmanned vehicle.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like a. Not really a drone, but I mean, kind of unmanned.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know if they eventually think these could be used for deliveries and stuff? Like small?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I don't think so. I think it was just designed to get the word out that solar power actually works.

[Josh Arnold]

So it might be the first step.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't think you're going to see a 747 size plane with the solar panels on the wings, but I know

[Josh Arnold]

you won't see me on one for a few years when they first come out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And again, the, the night flights are going to be more difficult, but you should look it up. It's a really cool aircraft. There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. It does look cool.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got a massive. Wingspan is the word I was trying to remember.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you need a lot of solar panels, I would think, and they are. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But they, they went around the world

[Josh Arnold]

in it and they're flying over the flight of the Phoenix Desert, which isn't a good.

[Pat Godwin]

A good omen, but fortunately there was no one on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm holding out for the wind turbine powered plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they also are the propellers.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it's just a big tower that hangs off the top of the plan.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they have one now. It only goes down, though. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just getting it to take off is a little more difficult now. Have we wrapped it up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I got nothing left.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've got a couple things. Did we do the. Oh, we don't have time for this.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't have time for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Did we do the guy that reported to the courtroom or reported to the police had been accused of our synonym.

[Christy Lee]

His eyebrows were sent.

[Pat Godwin]

And he showed up and his eyebrows had been burned off. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty amazing as well. Apparently, when you try to draw those on. At least

[Pat Godwin]

he lit a cigarette, apparently while trying to steal the tanks or something. Yeah, from the, the, the Acme brand of cigarettes. They designed to explode. Thanks for joining us. We got a lot of cool stuff coming up next week. I know for sure. And a couple of special events coming up, including a special Internet version of our show coming up a week from Sunday. Sunday. Right now. I'll say goodbye. This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. And these are the Bob and Tom shows.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel, the Hammer Alley Podcast,

[Josh Arnold]

an 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever happened to Hammer? Hammer Alley.

[Josh Arnold]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987, Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them? To rock bottom, dude.

[Jeff (Repo Man)]

I was born in 1987.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe he's doing this.

[Josh Arnold]

Hammer Alley.

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