The BOB & TOM Show - May 18, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - May 18, 2026

[Full Show Summary & Key Highlights]

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Overview

This May 18, 2026 episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues the show’s long tradition of blending comedy, playful banter, and the latest in news and sports. The dynamic cast, led by Tom Griswold and supported by regulars Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay, and Ace Cosby, welcomes comedian Greg Hahn for a segment full of high-energy jokes and classic Hahn antics. Throughout the morning, the show features listener emails, musical comedy, topical discussions, and the group’s irreverent commentary on everything, from dating superstitions and repo men to MMA mishaps, medieval toilets, biblical dieting trends, hot dog news, and animal rescue stories.

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Featured Guests & Cast

• Tom Griswold (host, showrunner, master of tangents)
• Christy Lee (news desk, sponsor spots, stories)
• Josh Arnold (comedy, sports, birthday recipient)
• Pat Godwin (musical comedy, stories)
• Jess Hooker (commentary, news)
• Jeff Oskay (sports, comedy)
• Ace Cosby (variety, jokes)
• Greg Hahn (comedian guest, standup segment)

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Comedy & Conversation Highlights

Greg Hahn Guest Segment

[01:26–04:10]

Greg Hahn opens his whirlwind segment with sharp, fast-paced jokes about dating, meeting women’s pets, and generational gaps:

• “Place is a riot. Chicks dig me because I’m a eunuch—I mean, I’m unique!” (Greg Hahn, 01:32)
• Riffs on strange pet stories: “It’s always cats. Never anything cool like a wild dingo or a wolverine…never a venomous duck or a bat…It’s usually two cats—like a little one she just rescued from the trash 10 seconds ago…and then the girl’s got to tell you the story, how she met the cat—‘That’s a beautiful story. Take your top off!’” (Greg Hahn, 03:04)

Notable Listener Reactions:

• “I love that!” (Josh Arnold, 02:51)
• “No, that’s my favorite.” (Jeff Oskay, 02:52)

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News, Listener Emails & Discussions

Listener Letters

[17:31, 22:36, ongoing]

• Victoria’s Secret story: “Do you know my panties are half off?”
• Male-female lingerie shopping–they discuss who really picks the undergarments, and Tom (as always) goes on a tangent about his own wedding and underwear mishaps.
• White linen pants story: Tom on needing flesh-toned underwear, and the studio’s debate over men’s underwear colors.

Repo Madness & Repainting

[09:00–14:00]

• The team reads an email from a listener about a car that was painted to avoid repossession. This leads into a discussion on creative ways to hide assets from repo men, with sidetracks into airplane repossession and the cost of painting jets.

Animal Oddities & News Teasers

[08:24, 37:00, 75:21]

• Previews: An owl rescued from a concrete mixer, world records by the elderly, and a new diet trend.
• Tiny Deer: Introduction of the “Pudu” (smallest deer in the world) at the Nashville Zoo.

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Sports & Pop Culture

Pistons Song Farewell

[16:53-17:25]

• To the tune of musical parody, the team plays the Detroit Pistons song in honor (or mockery) of the end of the Pistons’ playoff hopes.

Repo Planes & MMA Mishaps

[10:38–12:03, 30:20–34:24, 39:18–43:54]

• Plane repossession: “There’s a whole show on TV about it, called Plane Repo.” (Jeff Oskay, 10:54)
• MMA stories: Ronda Rousey’s quick comeback win, and a fighter who had an “accident” mid-match: “He got hit so hard over the weekend that they had to call the fight because he crapped his pants.” (Jeff Oskay, 30:20)

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Music & Musical Comedy

Pat Godwin Originals

“Deny, Deny, Deny” (18:46–21:12)

• A musical take on avoiding detection as a cheater: “Don’t use your email or leave a paper trail. Always use cash, no credit cards. If someone saw you banger, blame it on a doppelganger…”

Haywood Banks—“Looking at the World through Fly’s Eyes”**

[78:02–79:55]

• A classic callback about fly behavior, with a buzz-along chorus from the gang.

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Quirky News Segments

Medieval Toilet Discovery

[93:03–94:32]

• German archaeologists find a well-preserved waxed notebook in a medieval latrine.
  • “Bound in leather, stamped with lilies, the small book contains 10 wooden tablet pages coated in wax…The text…has been stylistically dated to the 13th or 14th century.” (Christy Lee, 93:33–94:32)

Biblical Diet Fads

[95:07–98:14]

• A social media trend returns: eating only foods from the Bible.
  • Tom: "Have you ever seen the abs on Jesus in those pictures? Kinda looking pretty hot." (97:04)

Corporate Jargon & AI Fatigue

[156:38–163:39]

• The show rails against corporate speak: “Actualize a renewed level of cradle-to-grave credentialing…”
  • “Workers who fall for corporate BS are more likely to spread it.” (Christy Lee, 163:08)
• Over 50% of Americans are tired of hearing about AI in everything.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

Greg Hahn on Young Daters

• “You’d be driving along, they’ll see a car with a headlight out, and they do that Padiddle thing…go over railroad tracks, her feet would come off the floorboard…she’d punch me in the shoulder. Punch buggy, whatever.” (Greg Hahn, 02:01–02:29)

On Repo Experiences

• “How many payments were you behind when they repo’d your car?” (Tom Griswold, 09:53)
• “They should have repo’d my car. I was like seven months behind.” (Jeff Oskay, 10:03)

Automatic Start/Stop Annoyance

• “Did my car stall? Is it even now?...No, I had the guy there take it out.” (Tom Griswold, 111:38–112:19)

On Forgetting to Flush

• “The worst time ever was when I…left for four days. When I got back four days later, there was…a scum.” (Josh Arnold, 90:27–90:45)

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Timed Notable Segments & Music

• [01:26–04:10]: Greg Hahn’s comedy blitz on dating, pets, and relationships
• [16:53–17:25]: “Pistons Song” musical parody—Tom Griswold, Jeff Oskay
• [18:46–21:12]: Pat Godwin performs “Deny, Deny, Deny”
• [39:18–43:54]: Ronda Rousey’s MMA comeback & bowel mishap story
• [78:02–79:55]: Haywood Banks—“Looking at the World through Fly’s Eyes”
• [93:03–94:32]: Medieval toilet wax notebook discovery
• [95:07–98:14]: Bible diet trend discussion

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Additional Topics

• Auto Features Backlash: Automatic engine shut-off at lights, and why it’s universally hated by old-school drivers.
• Hot Dog News: Banter about hot dogs dominating the show’s recent weeks, with Christy Lee trying the hyped-up meal with lackluster results.
• Animal News: From firemen saving 25 million honeybees to a fox stealing hot dogs, and an owl rescued from a concrete mixer (requiring a feather graft).
• Corporate Lingo: Jargon in the workplace is mocked (“pivot,” “actualize,” “circle back”), and linked to poor job performance.
• Modern AI Fatigue: Listeners and hosts alike admit they’re already tired of hearing about AI, despite its pervasiveness.

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Signature BOB & TOM Banter

Expect tangents that take any news story or letter well beyond its logical end, often leading to playful putdowns, embarrassing confessions, and nostalgia about old-school radio tech (cart machines), underwear durability, or odd food preferences.

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Overall Tone

The show is lighthearted, quick-witted, and occasionally irreverent, peppered with musical numbers, running gags, and the interplay of a team that’s clearly comfortable riffing on any subject. No celebrity or news topic is off-limits—from underpants to robot dogs, MMA injuries to toilet archaeology, it’s all fodder for big laughs.

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Best of the Episode — QUOTES

• “I love going on dates. You get to go to the girl’s place and meet her pets. It's always cats. Never anything cool like a wild dingo or wolverine...That's a beautiful story. Take your top off. I’m listening.” (Greg Hahn, 03:04)
• “Don’t use your email or leave a paper trail. Always use cash, no credit cards. If someone saw you banger, blame it on a doppelganger!” (Pat Godwin, “Deny, Deny, Deny” song, 18:46)
• “Did my car stall? Is it even now?…I had the guy there take it out.” (Tom Griswold, 111:38–112:19)
• “Workers who love impressive corporate jargon…are likely to be bad at their jobs.” (Christy Lee, 156:59)
• “The guy’s got to be an a-hole. Here’s a positive thing: a 90-year-old man has become the oldest man in the world to fly in zero gravity.” (Jeff Oskay, 52:09)

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For Further Listening

• Skip the ad reads and sponsor spots (clearly marked at the top of each hour).
• For pure comedy, don’t miss the segment with Greg Hahn ([01:26]), Pat Godwin’s “Deny, Deny, Deny” ([18:46]), and Haywood Banks ([78:02]).
• To tap into the group’s discussion magic, any of the sports mishap segments and listener letter readings deliver classic “show chemistry.”
• Animal news and oddball discoveries offer quirky, family-friendly content throughout.

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In Closing

This BOB & TOM episode is a comedic patchwork of radio camaraderie at its best—part stand-up, part banter, and part “what did he just say?” With pedal-to-the-floor humor and zero filter for the weirdest news (and bodily function stories) of the week, it’s both densely packed and infectiously entertaining for fans old and new.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Getting us out of here should be your focus.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

You work for me.

[Jess Hooker]

We're not in the office anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Discover why critics give it 93% on rotten tomatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

Oh, am I?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Send help.

[Tom Griswold]

Rated R. Now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney. It's the Bob and Tom show with us in the studio. Comedian Greg Hahn is here with us. Greg, always a pleasure. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Greg Hahn]

I'm all pumped up. I'm all excited to be here, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get some pizza.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's do something.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody's here.

[Greg Hahn]

Place is a riot. Cheeks dig me because I'm a eunuch.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm unique.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. That's right. Let's go.

[Greg Hahn]

I've been seeing this girl now for three weeks. When she finds out, she'll close her curtains.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, folks. Hey, seriously, stop.

[Christy Lee]

Stop.

[Greg Hahn]

Nobody steals these jokes, all right? I date this one girl, she loves Picasso and Mexican food. Talk about artsy fartsy. Stop me if it gets too clever for you.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Greg Hahn]

Okay, I'll stop. I love going on dates.

[Tom Griswold]

The young girls.

[Greg Hahn]

I used to date a girl 13 years younger than me. They chew a lot of gu. They do a lot of young girls stuff. It's kind of annoying, you know what I mean? Like, you'd be driving along, they'll see a car with a headlight out, and they do that Padiddle thing.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Greg Hahn]

What's going on? That's a Padiddle. You're not. Well, you go over railroad tracks, her feet would come off the floorboard. Some superstitious thing like that. You know what I mean? We'd see a VW Bug. She'd punch me in the shoulder. Punch buggy, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Punch buggy.

[Greg Hahn]

Sometimes we see, like, a VW Bug with its headlight out. While we're going over railroad tracks all hell's breaking loose Spinning around, crash up Breaking everything. I gotta take a hard left. I'm kicking her out of the door. Her head's bouncing off the curb.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. I'm sold.

[Greg Hahn]

You ever been on a date where after a couple hours, you find it nearly impossible not to say, somebody kill me?

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's my favorite.

[Greg Hahn]

I love going on dates. You get to go to the girl's place and meet her pets. They always have cats. It's always cats. It's never anything cool like a wild dingo or wolverine. It's never a venomous duck or a bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Venomous duck.

[Greg Hahn]

Like a porcupine. It's usually cat. Usually two cats. Like a little one she just rescued from the trash 10 seconds ago. Just got run over by a train or something. Still has leaves stuck to its rear end. It's bulimic and anemic. Then the girl's got to tell you, like, the story, how she met the cat. Oh, I put some milk out on Tuesday. She drank all the milk and came back on Wednesday. That's a beautiful story. Take your top off. I'm listening. You can just tell me that story without a top.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, I'm. That's a beautiful.

[Greg Hahn]

Hear about the second cat? These women, they always have these old crazy cats. You ever experienced that? Like, should have died 50 years ago. The cat's still alive. It's got an eye patch. It's had ball socket hip surgery. It's got an IV and a walker. It's got syphilis. It smokes. I'm like, what is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't look at it. It'll kill you.

[Greg Hahn]

Put your top back on. We got to get out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's a good story. Take your top.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Matt Godwin's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Ace Cosby across the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorting through papers.

[Christy Lee]

Happy belated birthday. I forgot to send you a text. Josh, I'm so embarrassed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't be embarrassed. It's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I completely forgot about it, so.

[Josh Arnold]

No worries. At. I didn't.

[Greg Hahn]

I remember.

[Christy Lee]

Look at Ace. Look at you two. You get stars today.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. I feel good about it.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you send him a text?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you remembered it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace And Pat did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Okay. All right. When was your birthday exactly?

[Josh Arnold]

Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Pat Godwin]

9:00 in the morning. 9:17 in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's 7 something in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we call your mom?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

A reason to do that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe there's some great birthing story.

[Josh Arnold]

There isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, how about this? Did you go fishing on your birthday?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Then I've got. I've got a nice letter for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. If I hadn't gone fishing, would the letter be moot?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it'd just be less. Less timely.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I don't know if this is a Renee or a Rennie because there's an accent on the E at the end there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, then you got to go Renee.

[Tom Griswold]

Renee. Okay, so it's a lady then. In theory.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Either or.

[Pat Godwin]

Just walk away.

[Christy Lee]

His middle name is Renee.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? This is like your name. Pat. You could be a she.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know. Yeah, I've heard that my whole life.

[Tom Griswold]

If we had any more employees here, you'd have to be a she. So we'd could meet that eeo and whatever the hell that thing is. A dia. What is again? Dui. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Especially the fisherman. I had asked you guys the other day if it's. If your pan smell like fish after you guys catch and release these fish, because you guys do a lot of that. I know that Mr. Oscar and Pat Godwin, avid fishermen. You guys fish all the time. According to Renee, the easiest way to get rid of fishy smells is to take anything that's stainless steel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, I saw this email.

[Tom Griswold]

And wash your hands with it. Rub it all over your hands or wherever else the smell and the smell will go away. There's a chemical reaction. You can also buy a stainless steel bar. It looks like a bar of soap.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never heard of it, but obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm just curious. Is this an old wives tale or is this actual science?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll try it next time I go.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it sounds kind of interesting. So.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't lather up much.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. You have a metallic smell on your hands for the rest of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you usually do? Do you just scrub?

[Jeff Oskay]

I wash them with dawn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's good enough for the ducks. It's good enough for my hands.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We're just asking. Everybody have a good weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, real nice. How about you?

[Tom Griswold]

Me? A lot Of a lot of lacrosse watching.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And graduation parties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, fun, man. Tis the season.

[Tom Griswold]

And a little bit of IndyCar watching. And we're gonna do a special race broadcast. And also on this Friday is something called Carb Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. We will have special show that day with a handful of people out at the speedway, live and in person, just getting ready for the 110th running of the greatest spectacle in racing. A lot of cool action over the weekend. But for the first time in a long time, all Saturday's action got rained out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can assure you the lacrosse action did not get rained out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you had to sit in the rain.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you stand, please? It stopped intermittently. It was fine. It was fine.

[Christy Lee]

You know, bring a chair. You don't have one of those nice

[Tom Griswold]

rocking chairs that they have had a nice umbrella. It was fine. It was no big deal. Everything is good in the world as we know it now. What have you got coming up in the world of news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up in the news, we have a lot of great things. We have an owl that was stuck in a concrete mixer. We have hot dogs in the news. By the way, Friday, I went and bought myself a hot dog because I got sick of hearing about hot dogs all week. Gotta tell you, wasn't as good as I thought it was gonna be. You really pumped that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd you get it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't want to say where

[Tom Griswold]

I got it because maybe it was a different place.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't go to a stadium, if that's what you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I was talking about a stadium hot dog. It was delightful. Well, I could eat five of them right now.

[Christy Lee]

Are you hungry?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm starving.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very busy weekend. Didn't get a lot of food. I do have. I do have. All right. I do have the answer to a question we asked last week. We got talking about the Repo man and having a car repossessed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a couple of you have experienced this I know in person. Jeffrey, you had a car repossessed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man. Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Both were brothers and the times.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Brothers and albums.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, fellas. I was working at an auto shop. We had a fair amount of cars sitting around waiting for repairs. I noticed a repo style truck driving by several days in a row. Finally, one day, the guy stopped and asked about a green Chevy Tahoe. I agreed to let him check the VIN number, and it was the car he'd been looking for. But he'd been looking for a blue one. Yes. Apparently the Guy painted the car to avoid having it repossessed. Oh, thank you very much, Jason, because we were wondering if anybody had ever gone to that much trouble. How many payments were you behind when they rewed your car?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I was way. I. They should have rebuild my car. I deserve. I was like seven months behind.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was a Thunderbird.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad. Fabulous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta get. Gotta get a repo. Might as well be a cool car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We talked to a repo guy. One thing I wanted to ask him and I forgot to. What is the most expensive car you've ever repoed? You ever repo the really nice ones? I. Sure, yeah. I mean, it's really easy to get behind the payments when they're a thousand bucks a month, I'm guessing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, and Ace reminded me they are currently repoing all the Spirit airlines planes. So there's someone going around and repoing all those planes. Like there is our. There are plane. There's a whole show on TV about it called plane repo.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Jeff Oskay]

Where people miss their plane payments. And to repo them, it's way harder because you have to have all. Because they fly them out. So they have to have every. All the checks done and everything before the person gets there to have their plane stolen.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're rehiring some of the spirit

[Jeff Oskay]

pilots to do this to go repossess the planes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember looking up what it cost to repaint an airplane. And it's steep because they're. They. All the planes are painted.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's why you go with a wrap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's like a quarter million or something.

[Pat Godwin]

300,000, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll do it for. I'll do it for a hundred thousand.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe this is why you go with the ones you leave them mostly silver and just put the logo on. Yeah. So the next budget airline, they can just kind of get stickers just. Just in case.

[Christy Lee]

Or you just become B Airlines or something. That goes with the yellow planes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. I mean, wow.

[Christy Lee]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't some other airline just going to

[Jeff Oskay]

buy all the planes apparently there maybe after they get repossessed, didn't you may buy them an auction.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, China just ordered a bunch of Boeing aircraft that was part of a big trip to China.

[Christy Lee]

There's a show about repoing airplanes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but is it primary? Are these primarily small private planes?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. Or like those Lear jets or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it'd be. It'd be a drag to be in a large commercial airliner. Just when you finally you get your seat adjusted, get the air conditioning thing already so it's not blowing all over you. Ah, we're about to leave.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And all of a sudden the guy boards the plane. Sorry, folks, we're repossessing this plane. That'd be very bad news. But they're not going to repossess your car, are they, CHRISTY Lee?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not, because I have actually. Well, you know what? I do have a couple payments left, to be honest with you. But I do love it and I do make sure that they are paid on time because I drive a Tucson hybrid. It has America's best warranty and they have wonderful accoutrement in the cabin. For those of you who have to make me make a long commute, very comfortable ride and you get wonderful gas mileage. But if you go off roading a little bit or you haul a little more stuff, you might want to look at the Santa Fe hybrid because it's a bit bigger and has a little bit more power to go off to that tough terrain where you're off roading hybrids from Hyundai, where you'll find the best of both Worlds. Just visit HyundaiUSA.com or give them a call at 562-314-4603 for more details. Of course, you can always stop by your local Hyundai dealer. Good folks over there. They'll take care of you as well. Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up in sports, he's back. Aaron Rodgers is apparently going to be returning to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Interesting news story there. And he's, I guess, finally made his decision.

[Christy Lee]

Finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have discovery in a medieval toilet. I'm not too much aware of what a medieval toilet would look like. We also have a couple different robot stories in the news. And if you're a fan of the TV show Survivor, good news for the American version of Survivor, bad news for one of the foreign versions of Survivor. They had to stop filming. Also, we have a world record involving a very, very old man doing something very, very cool. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's next to her.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

He's at sports desk. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Now, first of all, happy birthday once again. Thanks and got some requests already. As we delve into our stack of letters, you can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] of course, this first one actually involves the world of sports. It seems fitting to put Josh's least favorite song to bed. After the thrashing that the Detroit Pistons took, losing a huge loss at home, ending their playoff hopes, the top rated Pistons losing by more than 30 points. It was pretty ugly. So for the last time this season, ladies and gentlemen, by, by request, it's the Detroit Pistons song. The Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have so many souvenirs, it's hard to listen them all.

[Tom Griswold]

I have piston pants. I have piston shorts.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have piston beer mugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes people don't even notice. I have piston ashtrays. I have piston shoes. I have piston basketballs. When I dribble, they do too. Thank you very much. A little Timmy Kavanaugh this season.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, what are you gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

It's over now. We will push on here. Got any letters over there, Christie Lee?

[Christy Lee]

I sure do, Tommy. I went to Victoria's Secret. This is from Barry. To purchase my wife some lingerie. I was greeted by the. Excuse me, best young sales lady ever. They were having a sale and she met me with this opening sales pitch.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know my panties are half off? He goes, yeah, I bought some. That's a good line.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a good line.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All patties half off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a great Friday night. Here's one. Good morning, boys and girls. This is from Tyrone, Pennsylvania. You ever heard of Tyrone?

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Jake and Tyrone said, I went to my niece's softball game last night. One of the coaches must be a Pat Godwin fan. He kept saying, good eye, good eye, good eye. All I could think of was Pat Godwin song Deny, Deny, Deny. I was wondering if you guys could play it for me. I listened. With my dad going to school every day, I'm now passing on the tradition. Well, thank you very much, Jake. Patty G. This is another song based on your life. Write what you know. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly. If you want to be a cheater, go out of state to meet her. Don't mess around in your hometown. Don't film your lovemaking or text your picture taking. Don't make a scene, don't make a sound. Clear your history. Control, alt, delete. Use the hotel's computer on the slide. If you get asked, just stand there aghast and deny, deny tonight. Don't use your email or leave a paper trail. Always use cash, no credit cards. If someone saw your banger, blame it on a doppelganger that wasn't you there in the park. You get caught red handed kissing someone else, say it was mouth to mouth or she would die. If you're at the hospital and your mistress shows up, deny, deny, deny. Everybody, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. Phone face down and undetected. Silent mode. Password protected. No ringing bells, no blinking lights. Check the car for long blonde hair, jewelry and underwear. Stay off all the dating. Don't go anywhere that has a jumbo screen. If your wife finds out, blame it on AI. Your secret family shows up, a knocking at your door. Deny, deny, deny. Come on now. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Tom Griswold]

Den.

[Pat Godwin]

She hears this song and asks if it's true. Say, of course not. I'm not that kind of guy. If you take the stand with a Bible in your hand. Deny, deny, deny. Everybody, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Patty, Gary. Now let's get back to our letters. Here.

[Christy Lee]

I have another lingerie one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go Ahead.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Chris. You guys were talking about men buying their wives lingerie. My wife never buys her own undergarments. She relies on me to buy them all with what I like. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

That is interesting. Because he doesn't have to wear them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man. It would be the most uncomfortable stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Because the fancier the look, the more uncomfortable they can be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I got married a few weeks ago and I've told you the story several times. I, Kelly, had purchased a pair of white linen pants for me and they were kind of thin and I hadn't bothered trying them on, of course. And I was getting ready to. We were down in the Bahamas. It was very romantic. And I put the. Put the white linen pants on and you could see my black underwear through. So I, I ended up finding that I found a pair of her underwear which I did put on. And I also found out that they were a little bit too narrow in the front. And eventually after a couple hours, I took my pants off and turned her underwear around so I was wearing it backwards. I was telling the story to someone over the weekend and I pointed out that last week I went online and I purchased some. They call it nudie underwear.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my. Happens to be my flesh tone. I'm sure it probably comes in a variety of flesh tones being that we are a multi colored people in this world. But I got as close, as close as I could get to my flesh tone. I was just telling this guy. Yeah. So I ended up buying some. So the next time I wear those white linen pants, I'll be able to wear underwear. And he goes, now, did you buy women's underwear this time? I said, no, no. They do make it for men.

[Christy Lee]

Of course they do.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Yes. So now I can now wear my linen pants without having the. The black show through a la the movie Vacation.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised more men don't wear like nude colored underwear. Half my underwear is that color.

[Jeff Oskay]

We don't care.

[Christy Lee]

You don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't. You're worried about your underwear showing the color?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Little black, dark blue. Not tan, though. Not new.

[Christy Lee]

No. Huh.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know what the. Back in the day, I think white underwear was kind of the standard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tighty whities.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been wearing black underwear as long as I can remember. I also do all my own laundry. Yeah. The white stuff. You don't want to see that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did anyone else when we Grew up on fur to the loom. Tidy Whitey's. All the boys in the family from dad down wore the top. And then when they would start to get holes in them, Ace, they would go into the rag bag and next thing you know, Dad's out front washing the car with some old underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cut off the elastic band.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I don't even think we cut off the elastic band. I think we were just. It just went in the rag pile.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just nasty.

[Christy Lee]

Wash them? I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean it's nasty? You put them back on after you wash them, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. You're making too much sense.

[Christy Lee]

You don't wear one pair of underwear and throw them away, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, now, I, I, I'm. Did you watch any of the Preakness?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone aware of what happened?

[Christy Lee]

No. What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, among other. The big news was that the winner of the Kentucky Derby did not, did not run.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's talk of moving the Preakness eventually. I guess the, these, some people think that these particular horses can't run that races that close together, so they may move it. Who knows? But a number of horses in recent years have not chosen to run the Preakness, which means there's, there's no Triple crown at stake.

[Christy Lee]

All I saw was the winning trainer. It was a father son deal, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see who the winning trainer was?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone get this hint?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No one gets this?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds a little Mission Impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

It is Mission Impossible. Ish. Ace. That's the theme to the show. The man from UNCLE and the winning horse was Napoleon Solo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Napoleon Solo. I knew it was Napoleon something.

[Tom Griswold]

And Napoleon Solo was the name of the Robert Vaughn character in the television show The man from U.N.C.L.E.

[Christy Lee]

okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Along with Ilya Kiriaka. I know it's a classic show. It was television's sort of response to

[Christy Lee]

the James Bond thing in the 60s, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. An old, old show. And then did they make a movie version of them? Didn't they make.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember Henry Cavill and, oh, the guy who said he was gonna eat his girlfriend?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

The baking soda air or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hammer, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Army Hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the Winklevoss twins or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder how many people got the Napoleon Solo connection. Judging by this, very many

[Pat Godwin]

chickens either.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, yeah. That was a classic show and a great Theme music. But congratulations to the horse, Napoleon Solo, huh?

[Christy Lee]

It was a good race. I watched the end of it. I just didn't know who. I just saw it on a highlight I didn't see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was just. I was hoping somebody picked up on the man from UNCLE Theme. And I want to thank Kevin from the beautifully named Kankakee, Illinois, for reminding us and saying how much he was dreading today's show knowing that I would

[Christy Lee]

play the man from.

[Tom Griswold]

Play the man from UNCLE Theme.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chance he wouldn't have Kevin if he hadn't reminded me. Yeah, exactly. Use our hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Heads.

[Christy Lee]

Well, on that note, did you see about. Did you see that Claudine Lange died?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah, I did see that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She spent, like, 30 days in the. In the joint, didn't she?

[Josh Arnold]

30 days.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't she. Wasn't she married to Andy Williams?

[Christy Lee]

Was married to Andy Williams, and then she was accused of killing her boyfriend,

[Tom Griswold]

Spider Savage, the skier.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't she do it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, I think she did do it. She was found guilty of criminally negligent homicide. She said it was an accident. She. She received probation and a fine. It killed her entertainment career, by the way. So she ended up marrying her defense attorney and lived a quiet life in Aspen. But she passed away recently, over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Get away from the ski community. Yeah, you would think having killed somebody, that was a prominent member of it. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

She's incredible. In one of my favorite movies, the Party with Peter Sellers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she is.

[Pat Godwin]

I love her in that.

[Tom Griswold]

She was what, a singer?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she's playing the guitar in the bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

She was French. She was on the Andy Williams show, wasn't she? Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

But she was married to Andy Williams.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And he stood by her at the trial. I mean, he. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was she pointing a gun at Spider Savage for?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe she caught him cheating on her or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought she was married. Dandy William, this is complicated.

[Christy Lee]

No, they were not married at the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well. So sad. How old was she?

[Christy Lee]

She was 84.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Now, she and Andy had already divorced when the Spider Savage.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Pat's desire to go to band camp.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. I want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing a. They're kind of reviving, doing band camp for adults, not just for high school and college age folks. And, Pat, you'd like to go to a band camp? And there's also apparently, a cheerleader Camp for adults.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to know that kinds of things.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I can't participate. I'm just gonna watch.

[Tom Griswold]

And the color guard camp.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he talks about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And what I don't remember is, is it called the color guard?

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that I called it flags and pissed off America.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we called it flags, too, in high school, so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's called Color Guard.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I really don't think. I think the flags called themselves flags, and I.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's when I went in high school.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. What'd you do? Oh, I'm on flags.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Because isn't the color guard the group that carries out the American flag at the game as opposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the flags. More like cheerleaders with batons.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. This letter suggests that the people at Cola Guard should be sponsoring color guard camps. Not a bad idea. Cola Guard is a great idea, by the way. It's a way to. It's a sort of a preliminary test for a certain very serious issues. I highly recommend you look it up, read about it and go for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your butt tubes looked at.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very good product. And maybe a little bit later today you can pay your. Pay your tribute, Pat. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd be honored to.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite songs now, coming up in sports. What have you got over there, Mr. Oscar?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man, we got a bunch of stuff. We got stupid world records. We have my favorite MMA fighter. Tom, you're gonna love this. He got hit so hard over the weekend that they had to call the fight because he crapped his pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd read a lot about those fights. I didn't read that part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, is that the group that will be having an exhibition at the White House?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, this is the Jake Paul group, which kind of competes against the Dana White.

[Christy Lee]

Dana White group.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there. But there is going to be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

UFC cage match on the. It's. Am I correct in saying on the White House lawn?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Only a couple weeks away.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's going to be huge. I mean, it's nothing but Stars, Starfighters, the whole night. That'll be great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that going to officially kick off the 4th. Upcoming 4th of July celebration?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

It is called the 250 UFC 250 or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so we'll be getting an update on the. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Lots of updates.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you stay up the whole time? Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a fan? Are you a big fan?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Yawned during that last fight. You may have missed it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Jeff Oskay]

The headlining bout. Well, Ronda Rousey won her debut comeback 17 seconds into the fight. Well, she, she put a girl in armbar and the lady had to tap out.

[Josh Arnold]

Gina Carano.

[Jeff Oskay]

Her arm would have been broken.

[Tom Griswold]

Now who's the one that had the bowel issue?

[Jeff Oskay]

Nate Diaz fighting Mike Perry. And Nate Diaz is one of my favorite fighters. He's out of Stockland or Stockland?

[Christy Lee]

Stockton, California.

[Jeff Oskay]

Stockton, California.

[Tom Griswold]

And is he the one that had the incident?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he got hit in the, in the stomach really hard. And then when he went back to sit down, when he came up off the chair, off the stool, there was more stool.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you know you'd done that?

[Tom Griswold]

Did the announcer say anything?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, his. His corner threw in the. Threw in the brown towel, so to speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Wipe me, Mick.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good to know on that. We'll be looking forward to hearing the details on that, certainly. Right now, I want to say hello to our friends. It's simply safe. We got it right here in the Bob and Tom Studios. 24. 7 monitoring is now available. Comprehensive protection from SimpliSafe. This all started about a dozen years ago. Chick Magee walked in here on a Monday morning and said, I put in a security system over the weekend. Took me no time at all. You can install it yourself or you can have the professionals at SimpliSafe install it for you. Easy to customize a system for your [e-mail] simplisafe.com the app guided setup. No drilling required. You can install it and arm it in about an hour. Comprehensive protection. It's not just a camera. They have all kinds of sensors and cameras for inside and out. And also you can get a special program in which SimpliSafe's agents will be monitoring for you and can take action. They can call out to the burglar, hey, we see you right there. So find out what's going on. They have no weird contract lock ins or hidden cancellation fees. Simplisafe earns your business by keeping you safe, not by trapping you into a contract. Affordable pricing is available, of course, at SimpliSafe. 24. 7 monitoring for a fraction of what traditional brands charge. So find out why. Once again, SimpliSafe has been named America's best customer service by NewsWeek magazine. Over 5 million people trust SimpliSafe every day. That includes us. We want you to experience the same peace of mind we do here. At the Bob and Tom show, which is why we've partnered with SimpliSafe to offer an exclusive discount to our listeners right now, 50% off a new system. Visit simplisafetom.com once again, half off simplisafetom.com there's no safe like SimpliSafe, and we've got it right here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Jeff Oskay]

My name is David Goss and I'm joined by my co host Megan Kleinenberg.

[Jess Hooker]

And now we're giving people an inside

[Tom Griswold]

look at the World Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Time's ticking.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Jeff Oskay]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Tom Griswold]

But we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Jess Hooker]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Our let's hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hi. This is the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay at the sports desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I didn't see you there, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

We were joking earlier about plays that do that. There's Ace Cosby. Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Well, look at, I didn't notice you there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's in a movie, too.

[Josh Arnold]

900 people. There's I am Josh. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Once again, happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a haircut over the weekend. Looking good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good look. Very handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

I summer cut, don't have to worry about it ever.

[Tom Griswold]

And you didn't do your serious beard this winter.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a, I did have a winter's beard, but it didn't get as serious as the year before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I saw a picture of you and it was like incredibly bushy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot, too, how big it got.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you prefer cut back a little bit?

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good. Well, now, on the other hand, Mr. Oscar, you've got the big bushy beard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that called?

[Jeff Oskay]

Lazy man face. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

How long have you had that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Since the last time you guys gave me a makeover.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And your, your lady likes the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man. Yeah, she does. She Loves me. She's been with me for 10 years. She's used to the face and the beard.

[Tom Griswold]

She encourages.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually, she doesn't like it gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay, I'm getting. I'll never not have a beard. I'm getting the waddle and the beard hides the waddle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, I got so many chins under this thing. A lot of work.

[Tom Griswold]

The old phone book joke. Yeah, you can fix that yourself. Anybody know what this. I'd never heard of this particular critter. I was just looking through some news here. I know that you're an active at the zoo, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Nashville, Tennessee Zoo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Has announced the birth of a. Is it pronounced Pudu or P?

[Josh Arnold]

U?

[Tom Griswold]

D, U?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's smallest deer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are cute.

[Christy Lee]

They are cute. I know what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

They're crazy cute.

[Tom Griswold]

The baby was born just before Mother's Day to the mom named Bossa and the father named Paku. I was gonna say if only the dad had been Bosa, because then it would have been the old Bosa D's nuts jokes, but. Yeah. I don't know how you pronounce it. I just was reading about it.

[Christy Lee]

Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador and Peru. So that's where they're from. Oh, they're so cute. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They get hit by a lot of tiny bikes, I would say.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The adult males aren't called bucks. They're called. Roughly, they're called half dollars. Okay. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

They're almost a cross between a deer and a. Like a pot belly pig.

[Christy Lee]

They're the size of a beagle or a cocker spaniel, they say. Yeah, that's tiny. Tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, happy birthday to the Nashville Zoo and their poodoon. Okay. Just a little bit of fun stuff. Okay. Who's got a letter over there?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I do. We were talking about the famous solar powered aircraft last week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It didn't do so well.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it had been. You may recall it had been flown around the world.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it had been refitted to go pilotless and it crashed into the ocean just last. Just last week. This comes to us from Mike. He said he actually saw the thing land in Phoenix many years ago, and it was after sunset, so it must store up electricity. Yeah. And if you've never seen it, it's really cool. It's got a huge wingspan and lots of solar panels.

[Christy Lee]

I guess room for passengers, though.

[Tom Griswold]

We were joking around that it probably crashed because it was a cloudy day and I don't know, but I don't think this is the future of aviation. It was more of a demonstration of some of the cool things solar power can do. I don't think you're going to see a large, large aircraft full of people with solar wings, but still a nice, a nice, a nice touch out there. Let's check in with the sporting scene. What's going on at the sports page, Mr. Oskar?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh man. Donnie Baker's favorite fighter, Ronda Rousey top Gina Carano with her signature arm bar. Just 17 seconds into the iconic fighters mixed martial arts comeback bout, the 39 year old Rousey ended a nine and a half year absence from MMA when she took the cage with the 44 year old Corona, who has fought in 17 years. After the fight, Rousey shut down any talks about a permanent comeback. Smiling, she told the roaring crowd. There's no way I could have ended it better than this. I want to have some babies and I've got to get cooking, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You left out some F words.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, a bunch.

[Christy Lee]

That was just totally a money grab for both of them. Right. I mean there was no way.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was more to it,

[Jeff Oskay]

more to it than that.

[Josh Arnold]

They both felt really good being back in the, in the ring. They enjoyed proving that they could still at least get back up in there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whether or not it lasted 17 seconds I think is beyond the point.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think that Gina expected her to just shoot right out of the gate like that. I think she thought they were both going to stand up for a few minutes and when she did that, I mean that's great fight plan. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Ronda Rousey have the huge build up a decade ago and then crashed and burned very quickly?

[Josh Arnold]

No. She was a good fighter for a

[Tom Griswold]

while, but I mean after the, after the big build up, didn't. Wasn't her next big fight that didn't she get trounced?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't remember. To be honest, I don't know why she stepped away.

[Josh Arnold]

She did lose a big championship after some sort of comeback thing. Right, but they also would have been in movies and acting and stuff like that, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is not the one that's going to be on the White House lawn. This is a different.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, this is, this is like the subpar fighting league.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the old timers game of kind of.

[Jeff Oskay]

They bring in a bunch of old stars and have them fight again, but

[Tom Griswold]

didn't work out so well in bull fighting. Remember that three or Four weeks ago, they did the old timers bull fighting thing and the guy got a.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got open up again.

[Tom Griswold]

Large horn in the old rectum. He lived, by the way, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

If he calls living.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Jeff Oskay]

The fight, though, that people are talking about that night was between Mike Perry and Nate Diaz, and for. Tom knows nothing about. Mike Perry is one of the most violent fighters in the world. He usually just wants to hurt his opponents to the point they can't ever do anything again. Like he. And he was beating the literal crap out of Nate Diaz that night. It was a good fight, but on the second round, TKO, Dr. Stoppage, which I don't think it was a doctor, like, it seemed like his corner threw in the towel, but maybe I saw it wrong. So Nate lost to Mike, but then when they went back and looked at the tapes, when Nate had gotten up from a stool, there was some stuff on the stool. And they think they know exactly which punch to his side caused it, because the look on his face after he got hit was like he knew something came out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Is there anything you can't do in mma?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you can't like, kick in the groin. You can't headbutt. You can't poke their eyes out. You can't, like, bite their tongue.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like their tongue.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can't bite.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can't kick someone while they're on the ground. You can't like, kick them in the head. You can't like knee them in the head while they're on their hands and knees. Yeah, there's. All right, now, the very first MMA fights, UFC fights, there were no rules and there were no weight classes.

[Josh Arnold]

It was nuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, you would. You've watched like 400 pound dude taking on 150 pound guy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I didn't really care for it those first ufc because it was just. There were no rules. So it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it was awesome when it, like one of the Gracies, who they're like a known fighting family, he would take on these gigantic men and just end up choking them out. And that was cool.

[Josh Arnold]

The Gracies are great, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So which is the one that'll be in the White House lawn?

[Jeff Oskay]

That is ufc. That's the Dana White, the one everyone knows.

[Tom Griswold]

And are they going to have just set up chairs all around?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Now, standing room only.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean on the lawn.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bring a blanket.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. The White House lawn isn't designed for.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's odd.

[Josh Arnold]

That they're doing it, but they can bring in bleachers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it'd be funnier if everyone brought a picnic blanket and they had a little picnic and everybody watched the fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've always wanted presidents who have interests to have those interests at the White House. Yeah, I wish that would happen more.

[Tom Griswold]

Jackie, we're installing a large pond in front of the White House so we can bring out the yacht. I've got. Jackie, I've got a PT109. It's. They're going to dock it right there in front of the White House. It's going to cost $4 billion to build a pond, but well worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Learning to say less and less.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the, is that the fight that Conor McGregor is coming back?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, Connor is fighting. Oh, where are we? Conor McGregor is returning against Max Holloway, another great fighter for UFC 329 on July 11th in Las Vegas. The 37 year old Irishman has not fought since breaking his leg in a fight against Dustin Poirier in 2021. And Connor is another big star in the UFC.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, did Dana White ever fight?

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe he did. Back when he was young. I believe he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Well, that's all interesting and interesting news. Also coming up in sports. Cavaliers move on. The Pistons trounced in Game 7.

[Jeff Oskay]

Aaron Rodgers is coming back. We got a stupid world. Well, it's not even stupid. We have a great world record.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we have hot dogs back in the news that we've had this run on. Hot dogs. And what would you do if you found $30,000 hanging from a door in a bathroom at a wawa. We're gonna, we're gonna find out what happened to all that cash when we returned to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

bucks an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for being with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskar's there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Josh Arnold. We're all here live at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're going to head back to the sports page, sitting in for Chick Magee. It's Jeff. Oscar. Jeffrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Aaron Rodgers is planning to return to the Pittsburgh Steelers this season. The Associated Press reports the 42 year old quarterback agreed to a one year deal to return to Pittsburgh, ending the decision making process. The four time NFL MVP reunites with former packers coach Mike McCarthy who was hired to lead the Steelers in January after Mike Tomlin stepped down following 19 seasons.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can see it now. Next season on the Pit. The Pit, of course takes place at an emergency room. Pittsburgh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Aging quarterback brought in. I, I do not wish it.

[Christy Lee]

Wish you don't wish him any ill will.

[Tom Griswold]

But for those of you watching the Pit, wow, what a great show. I know they're doing a season three and there was a funny story last week. The guy that is the main star of the Pit and one of the producers and one of the writers and directors, Noah Wiley, he was at a huge charity event and would they pay two people paid like 18,000 bucks a piece to have him examine them on stage.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we know if it was male or female?

[Christy Lee]

No, I bet it was female. I'm just guessing. Honey, if you love me, you'll let Noah Wiley give me an exam.

[Tom Griswold]

And they wheel out the.

[Christy Lee]

It's tax.

[Tom Griswold]

They will wheel out the stirrups. It was, it was a nice charity event. But that's a terrific show. If you haven't had a chance to watch it. It's according to several folks I know that are physicians. It's about the most accurate portrayal of an emergency room. They get quite graphic.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I can't watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a emergency cesarean that was shown.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if you've had one. I don't want to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been in the room for a couple, but I was, but I, I stepped back when they got to the nitty gritty. But they have the camera right there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They have to move all the innards out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how they did it. I mean, it looks like. I don't know if they filmed an actual caesarean. I mean it looks.

[Christy Lee]

No, Tom. They did that. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The baby's moving in the belly when they pull it out.

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing what they can do. There's no way a doctor will allow a film crew to an emergency cesarean.

[Christy Lee]

A mother would allow that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if the price was right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you glad that there's people who can handle that? Like if I was, if I had to, everyone would die because I can't deal with that. Like I couldn't the problem is they

[Josh Arnold]

all become a holes, which is why I stopped watching the pit. I didn't want to spend any more time with those people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they were great.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just met real doctors and nurses. Right, right. Thank God there's people that can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because it's terrifying. There were a couple humorous things. There was one woman that was horrifically sunburned. That was. I mean. Well, I mean, they have people who have. Their legs are blown off.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just saying there were a couple of minor incidents in the emergency room that were rather humorous.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thumbs up to the pit. What have you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thumbs down for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, actually, I have a story that kind of goes along with that because it does involve sports and it involves a charity auction. A charity auction saw one winner pay $9 million for a private lunch with Warren Buffett and Steph Curry. The auction on ebay raises money for the Glide Foundation.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds so boring.

[Christy Lee]

As well as Mr. Curry's Eat Learn Play Foundation.

[Tom Griswold]

So would you get stock tips from Steph Curry or Warren Buffett? Or would you ask Mr. Buffett? Could you help me with my file shooting?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The anonymous winner will dine with Mr. Buffett, Mr. Curry and his wife Aisha in the 95 year old Investor's hometown of Omaha, Nebraska, next month.

[Tom Griswold]

Month.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if he'll take him to McDonald's. Isn't that where he likes to eat or breakfast?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought. Wasn't he a Dairy Queen guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I don't know if they're open for breakfast.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like an Egg McMuffin every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this is. This is a famous. He's done this. Yes, over the years with various people. For 9 million bucks. I assume it's all you can eat

[Pat Godwin]

was a curry buffet. Wouldn't that be kind of cute? Indian food all you get.

[Josh Arnold]

E. No, fellas is a little on the nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I correct in saying that Steph Curry has hit more threes than anyone in the NBA?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that, Pat, back in your day when you were a single man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You hit on more threes than more threes.

[Pat Godwin]

My quality was high, my friend.

[Jeff Oskay]

Reese. Need love too, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly what I was gonna assume.

[Tom Griswold]

Warren Buffett is what, mid-90s?

[Christy Lee]

95.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching a 95 year old heat could be entertaining.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'd like to see him try to shoot some with stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting combination, those two.

[Josh Arnold]

It is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's two different charities. The one that Mr. Buffett is supporting. I believe they do housing projects in San Francisco.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't he live in the same like modest home still?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, pretty cool. I mean, 53 million in San Francisco, I'd buy what, two, three houses.

[Jeff Oskay]

You wonder who, who this person who has nine extra million dollars who doesn't already know those two guys. Like you would think like if you had nine extra million to spare, like you would have good seats at a gate. Like you would know these people anyway,

[Christy Lee]

tax write off on that. I wonder what you get to really write off.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Do you tip?

[Jeff Oskay]

You wonder how far into the dinner before the guys, before Warren Buffett and stuff are, like, this wasn't worth the 9 mil. Now the guy's got to be an a hole. Here's a positive thing. A 90 year old man has become the oldest man in the world to fly in zero gravity. Guinness World Record reports that Mr. Gordon McAfee achieved the title when he took the trip with the zero G lunar spaceflight company at the age of 97 and 301 days old. And you know he was a McAfee because he was wearing a tank top. When a doctor refused to give Mr. McAfee a note clearing him to fly. This, this guy wasn't faced. He wrote his own approval note because he's a retired physician. Psychiatrist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be an md.

[Christy Lee]

That's an MD Good for him.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't he know what he's doing? He's just getting closer to heaven and reminding God, hey, don't you, don't forget about me.

[Tom Griswold]

He just wanted to have his balls not touching the floor for a few minutes, floating around up there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at him. Yeah. Where am I?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think that's very safe, but what the heck.

[Tom Griswold]

And the photograph.

[Jeff Oskay]

He looks happy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's absolutely upside down. Is this the Vomit Comet where it's just the plane doing the huge dive?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I believe so now. Yeah. The G. Lunar space flight. I'm sorry, Zero G Lunar space.

[Tom Griswold]

The OG could you do that, Josh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you think so? Okay. Yeah, I don't think I'd want to do that. No, I'd be afraid. Well, we're going down. You're floating around. All of a sudden you hear the captain going, oh,

[Jeff Oskay]

the best part. Did you see? You could see his dentures floating in the background right over his shoulder.

[Pat Godwin]

He looks so happy.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like somebody's trying to catch him.

[Josh Arnold]

He does look so happy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is before his testicles got caught in the air vent. Now that he's up that he's upside down. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a Survivor story that shut down the show, if you know what I mean. And there's a new diary, permanently.

[Josh Arnold]

No more of it.

[Christy Lee]

No, this is in Greece. This wasn't here.

[Josh Arnold]

Damn it.

[Christy Lee]

There's a new diet trend out there. If you've tried everything, maybe you'll want to try this.

[Tom Griswold]

They've done. I mean, there's every diet. You name it, there's a diet.

[Christy Lee]

I know this is similar to some they've been kind of done before, if you remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this, there was a book about this one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, I, I guess go

[Christy Lee]

back to the land.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's whatever. There's the all meat, the all vegetable, all sand. Okay, we'll find out what this one is coming up. Right now, those summertime expenses may be stacking up. You got the family vacations, obviously, record gas prices out there, tuition, camp fees, et cetera, et cetera. Maybe you're putting a lot of stuff in your credit card and want to get rid of some of that credit card debt. Well, if you're a homeowner, a company called American Financing may be able to help you out. This isn't a shortcut. It's a strategic plan to reset your finances. American Financing will look at your current debt and show you how to take advantage of your home's equity. What I'm talking about is the fact that most houses are worth a lot more than they were just a few years ago, and you don't have to sell your house to take advantage of that. No upfront fees at American Financing, no pressure. They have salary based consultants that in about 10 minutes can help you figure out if this plan might work for you. The idea is you refinance. Their average client right now is saving about 800 bucks a month on that mortgage payment. And they do have a plan, at least for the next few weeks, apparently, where they might be able to delay two mortgage payments for you. So see if this fits your life. American Financing is known as America's Home. For home loans. Give them a call at 866-889-2611 or visit american financing.net do us a favor and do americanfinancing.net Bob and Tom or tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Once again, in about 10 minutes, they can see if this might work for you. If you own your home, you may be able to get some cash out of it for whatever reason. Maybe you want to, I don't know, put it in a new kitchen. It's all up to you. And you can take advantage of, of the huge rise in the value of homes in the United States without selling your house. That's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five started 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's next to her. Hey, Josh. There's Jeff Oskay at the sports desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I'm Josh. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. We're move back to the sports page briefly. We're going to polish up our sports broadcast. What have you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom Hanks acting career has been filled with iconic moments, but fewer more memorable than his desperate scream of Wilson as his island companion floats away. So when Hank showed up at Citi Field for Saturday night Subway Series game against the Yankees, Mr. Met had the perfect costume, appearing as Wilson, a white volleyball with a human face painted in the palm of Hank's character's bloody handprint. The Mets mascot greeted Hanks in the front row of the stands to recreate the moment. And there he is. The actor offered a fitting caper to the scene reenacting his famous yell of Wilson to the crowd in Queens.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

It is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee, when he was a kid, had a box. Remember this? Before the movie, he had Wilson, his companion golf club box that he kept as his buddy. Really? What a golf club boxer?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I called him Wilson.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's so sad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Josh, did you see this? St. Louis Cardinals manager Oliver Is it Marvel?

[Josh Arnold]

No idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Believes in the no shirt, no problem mantra. His club was boosted to a win over the Royals Friday night and again on Saturday by a group of college players in the right field seats who took off and waved their shirts as they sang, chanted and drew others into the fray. He loved it so much that he bought tickets for the shirtless revelers. This weekend he goes last night's atmosphere was electric. Let's run it back this weekend. I'll buy tickets for fans who want to sit in the right field and bring the energy. This all started when the Stephen F. Austin baseball Club, known as the Lumberjacks, were in town and the Cardinals offered them free tickets and 17 players attended. Says whoever started in that right field, I'll do whatever I need to make sure they come to every game because that was awesome. Not only them, but everyone that showed up today, that was a fun environment. And oh, wow, there they are

[Tom Griswold]

all guys. Unfortunately,

[Jeff Oskay]

they are all dudes.

[Christy Lee]

Girls can't go shirtless.

[Tom Griswold]

We know that they do it in France, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're not in France.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called St. Louis.

[Jeff Oskay]

So yeah, if you'll go shirtless, you got a free ticket to the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Switching gears, going over to the news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

The TV show Survivor Grease had to stop filming after a 21 year old contestant lost part of his leg in a boat propeller accident.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Bolted his leg off the island. You can stay.

[Christy Lee]

According to a statement from the show's production company, Acune Media, Stavros Flores was spearfishing in the waters of Sauan island in the Dominican Republic during a break from filming when this incident occurred. In a statement, the company explained that a tourist boat injured Mr. Flores while he was spearfishing outside the competitive process of the reality show. The company added that local authorities are currently investigating the cause of the incident in order to fully determine the circumstances. I didn't know that it wasn't part of the show. It was just, just, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they had downtime.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe he had gotten voted off and they keep them all around, I think on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh, that could be it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They put him up in like a resort though.

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe so. And I. He probably took a, an excursion at the resort.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You've been to the Dominican Republic?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't take any of those. You look like you're going to lose a foot if you take any excursion that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that must be what it was. The guy was waiting. Because they don't they come back for final usually. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I don't think they can let him come back early because then people know they got voted off.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

That kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they can't go home. Oh, I see.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But the good news is this guy is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. So they're. That's awful. Oh, it's my fault.

[Jeff Oskay]

I never like to me Survivor with like, like it wasn't that surviving. Like it.

[Christy Lee]

It's like you had a cameraman People there.

[Jeff Oskay]

To me, survivor should be 18. People get dropped off on the south side of Chicago on a Friday night, and let's see who makes it home. Like that's a Survivor.

[Tom Griswold]

But then they. It's pretty tough. They don't get much food and they've

[Jeff Oskay]

got a. I've watched it. It's not that tough. I've been a. Boy Scouts do way harder stuff than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, it's in its 50th season.

[Christy Lee]

Do you still watch it?

[Tom Griswold]

My kids watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Do they really?

[Tom Griswold]

They love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I like it as background. Like, if I'm doing something else, I'll throw it on in the background.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful shots of the animals on the birds.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't been on. I don't think I've watched it since Rupert was on. And that. How long ago is that? It has been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

A while back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy lost. Lost a foot. Foot did.

[Christy Lee]

He lost part of his leg? I would. I don't know if it was a foot. It just says part of his leg. I would. If you lose part of your leg, your foot's usually attached.

[Tom Griswold]

Trivia question. Do you know. Do you know who owns that show?

[Christy Lee]

Simon Cowell.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The guy from the band. The guy that did we are the World, Whatever. What was the big.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Geldo from. What was his band called?

[Pat Godwin]

Boomtown Rats.

[Tom Griswold]

Boomtown Rats. That's his company that owns all the Survivor shows. He's become a billionaire.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm holding out for Survivor Ethiopia. Those guys can last forever without.

[Tom Griswold]

They tried in the early days of Survivor, they tried one that was. That was not on the ocean and it. People didn't. It didn't go well. I think it was. It might have been in, like, the jungle somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever watched Naked and Afraid?

[Tom Griswold]

No. What is that one?

[Josh Arnold]

How does that.

[Jeff Oskay]

A male and a female who've never met before, they take them out to the middle of. It could be like on an island or it could be the desert or a jungle. And they drop them off for 30 days and they are completely naked. No food, no anything. I think you get like a hatchet and you have to survive for 30 days completely naked in the woods.

[Josh Arnold]

They record themselves or is there a camera person?

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe there's camera people, but they aren't allowed to interact with the camera.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make clothes? Day one?

[Jeff Oskay]

Some of them do. Most of them are just butt out.

[Christy Lee]

But do they just pixelate the whole time?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Yeah. I feel bad for the editors.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's called Dixelate or.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, never mind.

[Jeff Oskay]

They don't pixel. It's the booties, only the fronts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? There's a lot of crack tv.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a lot of just dirty bums.

[Tom Griswold]

Has anyone seen there's a viral video floating around? It's one of those things in which the. The bride and groom come out and they're dancing. There's kind of a parade of them. And then the best man comes out. And then like the third or fourth one, it's one of the. One of the bride's attendees.

[Christy Lee]

Bridesmaids.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the bridesmaids, I guess, and her boyfriend. Whatever. And they're all doing these kind of handstand flips. And she does one in the back of her dress. Rips all the way up. And there's this huge butt crack scene. It is so funny. I'll dig it up and we'll post it.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's classic. It's great. Great. They get a good laugh out of it. I mean, it rips all the way up. And there's no panties.

[Christy Lee]

She's not wearing any underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct, yeah. Do you wear underwear when you're a bridesmaid?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I wear underwear all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's disappointing many of our listeners. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

So she does a cartwheel, knowing she has no underwheel underwear on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a car. It's kind of a forward thing on her handstand over. And when she. She emerges, her dress rips all the way up the back.

[Christy Lee]

So a front walkover.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know the gymnastics term, but the point is, we want.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't matter if you're gonna go upside down and you know it and you're wearing no underwear, you're asking for trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

You're asking her for having a good time. She's hot. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think the Naked and Afraid. Is that a scary show? Does that look frightening or hard to do to me?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like just all the bugs crawling on your genitals the whole time?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in a show called Broken Afraid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I go to the mailbox in the first of the month and I open my mail, and so it's terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

There's attention in every frame.

[Christy Lee]

Do you do it naked?

[Pat Godwin]

I could.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I may have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever been like me? And the power goes out and you aren't sure if it's no, I'm just a power outage, or if you didn't pay the bill. And so you go outside to see if your Neighbor's still out there or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they send you home? Do they send you a warning?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they send you a warning.

[Jeff Oskay]

They send you a couple.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're nice enough to charge you a fee when you have to get it put back on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm poor.

[Jeff Oskay]

And a deposit. Not only that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

We turned.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're gonna need your 250 for the power, another 250 for a deposit, and then a reconnection fee of 100.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Just paying the bill isn't enough at that point. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So your $250bill is not being broken.

[Josh Arnold]

Expensive. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

The day John Lennon was shot in 1980, he and Yoko gave an interview to a San Francisco radio crew. I bring this up because the John Lennon last interview just aired at Cannes Film Festival. Steven Soderbergh is under the knife because apparently he uses AI during the documentary and a lot of people are very upset about it. He uses some visuals using Meta's AI software. Soderbergh placed himself at the forefront now of this industry wide debate.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I would stand up at cans and go, okay, none of you people wanted to fund this. I had to use AI. Where were you with your checkbooks?

[Christy Lee]

He said it's a conversation he's eager to have.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand. Is it. Are the visuals fake?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he took. Yoko has no pubes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell.

[Josh Arnold]

And an AI fought that tooth and nail does. Cannot compute.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't have. They didn't have to pixelate her on Naked and Afraid. She pixelates herself with pubic hair. No, I'm sorry, I. I don't understand what happened here.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. He made a documentary about the. Using the radio interviews. Well, obviously it's a radio interview. There aren't a lot of visuals. So he used AI to create visuals to go with the. To go to use in the documentary. And people are upset about.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not just still photographs?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Why is it weird?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of documentaries use cartoons and animation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Effectively. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm so. It's. He took still photographs and had the lips move and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

So I don't exactly know how he used the AI, but he used the AI to accent his visuals, is what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll have to know more.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Speaking of AI, the robotics pioneer who helped unleash the Roomba vacuum is now looking to produce an AI powered pet robot. Colin Angle unveiled a four legged prototype called the Familiar, which is about the

[Tom Griswold]

size of a bulldog that's the worst name in history. That's the name of the pet fake robot dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The familiar.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got some witchcraft tones to it because it's a familiar as like an animal. That is sort of your spirit animal as well, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. Isn't that on the vampire show? Doesn't he have a familiar? Anyway, it's about the size of a bulldog with the large doe like eyes, short ears, bear club paws and touch sensitive fake fur. Do we have a photo of this? Jason the magic. Here you go. The machine is powered by the latest artificial intelligence technology, allowing it to make emotive animal like sounds. But it will not talk.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just nondescript enough to be eerie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Angle told the Associated Press. This is about having something that you want to hug, you want to pet. When it's happy, that makes you happy. And it's large enough or mobile enough to follow you to the kitchen or drag you off the couch and take a walk.

[Josh Arnold]

Drag me off the couch?

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like it's about the size of say a 40 pound dog. Right. It's smaller than a golden retriever, but it doesn't have the face is shaped. It's got a.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of cat?

[Tom Griswold]

Like there's sort of no nose on it, like a little teeny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. One target demographic is retired people who are past the peak age of pet ownership. Not because people suddenly stop enjoying pets, but the fear and obligation of caring for them are such that people are very reluctant to get a new pet at an older age. You don't have to worry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to see this thing interact with a real dog because in the video it's walking around and I assume my dogs would go up, sniff it and. And probably mount it. Some kind of weird sex doll for puppies. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you get one, you won't be able to take it on. Southwest Airlines. Southwest Airlines has banned humanoid and animal like robots from all flights.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knew that that would have to be a guideline?

[Christy Lee]

The airline updated its travel policy to prohibit passengers from bringing robots onto flights, either in the cabin or as jet baggage. They added that all other robots, including toys, are still permitted if they fit inside a carry on size bag and comply with existing battery restrictions. The move comes after recent incidents wherein passengers went viral for bringing their humanoid robots onto Southwest flights.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're doing that, you're banging that thing. That's all.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean,

[Christy Lee]

the, the getting viral video.

[Tom Griswold]

The issue with these Is the. Whatever they call it. What's the name of those batteries?

[Josh Arnold]

Lithium.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the issue.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Lithium batteries catch fire. Not to mention. I mean, how pissed would you be? If you're getting on a plane, this robot walks by.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding. All of a sudden it's going right for the door. What is it doing?

[Christy Lee]

Or it sits next to you in the middle seat.

[Jeff Oskay]

We've seen them flailing around when they look like. Can you imagine that inside of a

[Tom Griswold]

plane when they go. When they go nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

But you saw last week, those ones that were competing in the. That were running down the streets of China. Oh, yeah, they were perfect.

[Jeff Oskay]

Terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

But when they go crazy, they go nuts. But yeah, it was good to know I won't be seeing one on an airplane soon. The dog, the pet. Fake dog thing. I don't know. And that might work.

[Christy Lee]

It might work.

[Josh Arnold]

We've had stories about retirement homes and stuff having fake animals and the people love them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I hadn't seen. Until I saw the moving picture. It. It really is crawling around. And it's furry. Josh. You're right, though. They gave it such a weird face.

[Christy Lee]

It kind of looks, you know, it's

[Josh Arnold]

much cuter when it's moving, but it's still. It's just too blank.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't have a mouth. Maybe that's what the. There's no even. Not even a line.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something eerie about it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's two eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right. You can't be trusted.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it kind of look like Stuart Little.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember some little mouse like. Yeah, the white, white mouse face. Yeah, that's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

It does. It looks like a mouse with no mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. With a dog body. Okay, whatever, you know. Okay, well, you can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Senior citizen.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they could have a mouth that didn't open. Maybe a little bit of a grin. Well, who knows? This is invented by the guy who

[Christy Lee]

brought us the Roomba.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I guess to be very realistic, this thing will barf on your carpet at 3 in the morning. They've even added a horrible scent just to make you feel like you're a real dog owner. We're going to return with more interesting things going on in the world of news with Christy Lee at the news desk desk here on the Bob and Tom program. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you found us. We are the Bob and Tom SHOW live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you for joining us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's at the music counter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I was wondering what just happened. You look like you were leaving.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. Jess sat down close to my guitar. I had to move my guitar.

[Jess Hooker]

I wasn't careful. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker, you gotta be careful around Pat's instruments. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. Hello, I'm Josh. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Josh, we've got our pop up shot. It's popped back [e-mail] the Summertime Pop up shop, including a really cool new shirt that's become very popular. So if you get a chance, head over to bobandtom.com while you're there, find out about the VIP stuff, etc, Etc. Right now we're going to go that direction and talk to Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters helped rescue 25 million honeybees after they were stranded on a Utah roadway. The Unified Fire Authority reports crews from the Mill Creek station responded to the scene where a semi truck carrying hundreds of hives broke down while climbing Parley's Canyon. Firefighters used a hose to miss the trailer, keep the bees alive while mechanics worked on the disabled truck in the unseasonably hot weather.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. It didn't tip over.

[Christy Lee]

No, they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting because firefighters typically don't run a sting operation. See, that's usually the police.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, that is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking at me for?

[Christy Lee]

Christy, you have a song about bees.

[Pat Godwin]

Does this qualify as a truck?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. How do they count them?

[Christy Lee]

How do they count the bees?

[Josh Arnold]

What did they.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the. You gave me a number.

[Josh Arnold]

What was like, what was the number? 25 million.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 25 million honeybees.

[Tom Griswold]

How do they know?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think they just guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, because that'd be rough.

[Christy Lee]

The average hive probably carries. How do they find the queen out of all those bees? That's what I always wonder.

[Jeff Oskay]

Always amazes me when they we watch.

[Christy Lee]

We're on the same Instagram. That girl can find that queen bee no matter what. Yeah, it's amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know how they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually if you want to find a queen, you head down to Greenwich Village and then you go to Christopher Street, Holland.

[Pat Godwin]

Honeybees driving down the road and sting Gordon Sumner is playing on the radio. Truck breaks down and the AC out. It's 85 degrees. Oh, no. 60,000 bees in the sunshine. This song is just the facts. No actual punchlines. You're gonna go, oh, no. This song blows clothes. One laugh from Jess. Oh, the bees are hot and it's getting late. What if they can't pollinate? It could affect global food supplies. Ecosystems ruined. Many plants will die. Yeah, they'll die. Oh, sing a long time. Thank God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or buzz, buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

[Pat Godwin]

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz. I'll take this last chorus all by myself. Here we go. Birds do it. We all do it too. But if bees don't do it, we're all screwed.

[Tom Griswold]

What's uplifting? All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you got to get serious sometime on this show.

[Josh Arnold]

Scared us to death.

[Tom Griswold]

All that buzzing. Made me want to hear this. Haven't heard this in a long time. A little bit of a little bit of Haywood. I'm looking at the world through fly's eyes Looking at the world through fly's eyes Looking at the world through fly's eyes. And you can just buzz off. Well, I think I'll buzz in the front door. I think I'll buzz around the back door screen. I think I'll buzz around your face and then I'll land on the ceiling. Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz soul fly. Well, I think I'll land on some horse manure. I think I'll land on the poop

[Jeff Oskay]

du jour

[Tom Griswold]

poop of the day. I think I'll land on a squash possum. And then I'll land on your potato salad. Just washing up cuz I. Looking at the world through flies eyes

[Josh Arnold]

Looking at the world through flies. Looking at the world through flies.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can just buzz off. And you can just buzz off One of the classics from Haywood Banks that.

[Josh Arnold]

What does it feel like when you.

[Pat Godwin]

I was going to mention that during the course of my song, which is about the. The subject matter. Tom, I think we just need some jazz. Enough. Let's find something better to play. Right. Lots of laughter.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

You play a Song live and then

[Pat Godwin]

have the original version of all the laughter.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know that while you were playing it, he. He went, oh, I need to look for this, and I need to talk to the producer while Pat's performing live and make sure that I get sent the song I'd really like to hear

[Pat Godwin]

as opposed to what Pat's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Does that.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess what I'm asking is, does that hurt?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's kind of like when you first come on as a comic and you do like, a joke about a carnival, and it doesn't get the response that Tom thinks it should get. And he plays the Bob Circus for you right after you've done. Oh, you tried a joke. Here's a better one of the same topic.

[Pat Godwin]

That reminds me of a better Gaffigan bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. During your song, I just started going, buzz, buzz, buzz. And I realized I have not heard lies eyes in a couple of years. That has the famous buzz buzz chorus.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait an hour.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It's a long show.

[Tom Griswold]

But that does remind me of Bob Serkis, comedian Jeff Rothkin here in the studio with us. Morning, Jeff. Tonight's show, veteran.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go back. We like to. Like to, you know, find out about you as a little boy up there in Canada. How'd that go?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was all right. We didn't have a lot of money growing up. You know, every comedian says that, but I really mean it. We. I remember one time. This is absolutely true. When I was a kid, all these other kids got to go to the Barnum and Bailey Circus. And I remember begging my dad, please, I want to go. All the other kids are going. He said, no, we just can't afford it. Tickets are expensive. He ended up taking us to this Bob Circus. It was actually called. No, this is true.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bob Circus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it was in a mall parking lot. And what a difference. When you go to a cheap circus, they had things like. I remember the guy yelling. And now huge midgets.

[Jeff Oskay]

What the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

They stand 5, 10.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right there. Right? From 5, 8 to 6, 2.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's largest midgets. Look at them.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the size of these guys. A bunch of guys walking around.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a cheap circus. It was the worst.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that was five Bob Circus coming

[Tom Griswold]

to a parking lot near you. I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was just one after another. The. The bearded man. What the hell is that? They. It was like they were just making it up on the spot. And we all just sat there stunned. You know, we couldn't believe it.

[Show Announcer]

They had.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they actually had the talking mute.

[Jeff Oskay]

The hell is this?

[Tom Griswold]

How does he do it?

[Josh Arnold]

He's amazing. He's on mute, yet he speaks.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad did.

[Josh Arnold]

We go. We go home. He made us sit through the whole thing. It was the worst circus. We had to sit there. My dad said, I'd pay for this. You're gonna sit through the circus and watch? And I think they had. What else? Oh, they had the world's first stripeless zebra stinking horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Roth Pan. And the classic BOB Circus. Since you mentioned it, I didn't want to stage anybody there. It's just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a true. A true classic. Christy Lee is over there at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, do you remember the first joke you ever did on this show?

[Jeff Oskay]

It. It. Honestly, it was about a zoo and it bombed and he played BOB Circus right after it.

[Josh Arnold]

It really did happen. Yeah, yeah, it happened to me the

[Jeff Oskay]

first time I was on it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember the zoo joke?

[Jeff Oskay]

It was just making fun of how white trash the people at the zoo.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't a very good joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Looking back, he made the right choice.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. But wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, you've since done many, many.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no need. Coming up. What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A new diet trend is out there. We have hot dogs continuing to be in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the diet trend?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the diet trend is. This is the sort of the second wave of this one. It's. You'll see when you hear it that it was around a few years ago. By the way, Christy, I did a little bit of research here. That dog, the robot dog, what's it called again? The familiar. I'm surprised. It's looks like it's going to retail for about $3,000.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, people pay a lot more than that for a real dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

And this one doesn't poop all over your floor.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just give the grandkids 50 bucks to go see grandma. Like, that'll save all the.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This the dog. Once again, it's an AI driven beast that it's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't look like a dog. Christy. Nailed it. It has, like a mouse face with, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like Stuart Little.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this thing?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It's furry. It's about. I would say it looks like a. What, like a 30 pound or 35 pound dog?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it's like Smaller than a golden retriever, but there it is. It's got that weird face. The eyes blink and there's a little teeny tiny, tiny nose and a weird

[Christy Lee]

shaped head on his nose or on his face.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not, not cute, but it's not,

[Tom Griswold]

it's not a dog face.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, it does need a mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

The idea is for, I guess an old folks facility. They would have one of these. Yeah, I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Yeah, that's scary.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if, I wonder if it has a heater to make it body temperature. I don't know. What do you think?

[Jess Hooker]

But it looks warm. I mean, it looks warm and fuzzy and cuddled.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the lithium battery just before it explodes. They say it'll be out in next year.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. According to this, we're gonna come back with a. Another one of the unusual diets. A trend, of course, started by an influencer. I'm an influencer.

[Josh Arnold]

They do a lot of important work.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have a discovery in a medieval toilet. First of all, I didn't know they had toilets. I thought a medieval toilet was a bush, a shelf or a bucket. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Kristi Lee's at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess was kind enough to go to the time in trouble to make me a gluten free vanilla chocolate cake for my birthday. And it's delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

So thank you very much. I'm just, I'm doing a slight elimination diet. So I'm off of gluten for the time being.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And hope to get back on it.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll see.

[Christy Lee]

What do you get to add this week?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know apricots?

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm so sorry, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's good. I really am. I'm enjoying the elimination.

[Christy Lee]

I love apron, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me too. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in a slightly different context, elimination. We have a story coming up about a medieval toilet, of all things in the news. But speaking of elimination, you know, you often, you often have that, that discussion you'll be at some event and you'll get talking about education, which we're all, of course, authorities on. And it'll be things like, you know, why are they wasting kids time teaching my. One of my pet peeves is confusing kids by teaching them script. What do they call it?

[Christy Lee]

Cursive.

[Tom Griswold]

Cursive.

[Josh Arnold]

I still love to know what happened to you. There's no way somebody is that upset about it where something didn't happen.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'd like to wreck. And I, I'm a big fan of. For example, I think that all students should be required to take shop class.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And some of the. Just important stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe not the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, I, I took Omec for,

[Josh Arnold]

like, at least one year.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, my, my home ec teacher's name was Mrs. Eck.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know, I know it sounds weird. It's crazy. She was this EK Yeah. E, C, K. E, C, K. And

[Tom Griswold]

I told you my shop teacher was the great Mr. Waddell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was one of the greatest teachers of all time. He was an artist.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had stuff in the museum. He was a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, do you remember what EK Stands for in home ec?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody know economics? Yeah. I didn't learn much about economics.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thought that was a terrible name.

[Christy Lee]

We had boys in our home EC class.

[Josh Arnold]

We never went over inflation.

[Christy Lee]

Or also our cheerleading coach.

[Josh Arnold]

Supply and demand.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm trying to make a larger point here, as I always do.

[Josh Arnold]

That means for Russ to shut up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my bad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Josh. There are certain things we'd all like to do as we adjust to the world of education, but there's a course they're not teaching that they need to teach. This was occurred to me after an event at my home over the weekend. The, the, the course I'm talking about is how to flush a toilet. One would think that this would be. That they would need to have a class. No toilet flushing. And yet there's something about I.

[Jess Hooker]

And, and I, I guess I would think there were boys in your home.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Saying that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable. It's not that hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The only time I typically forget is if I go before. Let's say I start the shower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I go, oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I do that.

[Josh Arnold]

And usually it's number one.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Nine out of ten times, easily.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then you put the lid down.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm like, oh, I need to remember to flush that when I get out.

[Christy Lee]

When I get out of the shower, because I don't want to ruin the.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The heat.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I come home later.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you come home to it. Like, it's not. After the shower.

[Christy Lee]

I forget

[Josh Arnold]

the worst time ever was when I started the shower, peed in the toilet, took a shower, packed my things, and left for four days. There was a. You know, there was like a. When I got back four days later, there was a scum.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Have you seen the video of the. Of the guy that goes into the men's room at a coffee shop and he opens up the toilet lid and it looks like the fancy top of a. Oh. Of a cappuccino. It's all done.

[Jess Hooker]

That's sort of a couple of weeks ago. It was around a time where there's a lot of foot traffic after the show. And I went in the bathroom and someone had left a solid surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

A no flush.

[Josh Arnold]

Like so.

[Tom Griswold]

So my kids were here,

[Josh Arnold]

and you wonder how that happened.

[Jess Hooker]

And I. And I didn't tell anyone, but the topic came up during the commercial a little bit ago, and so I shared the story because I didn't want to embarrass anybody. It happens.

[Josh Arnold]

It was this in the bathroom marked female.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It was because I used that. I hope it wasn't me. How much blood was in there?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we've. Over the weekend, I bought some air fresheners.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There was just a moment last week where this is. This has got to stop. So we'll see. I'm sorry. We can.

[Josh Arnold]

They must have gotten that. You know who I bet it was somebody who uses their phone in the bathroom.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Just because I feel like their mind would have been elsewhere to not flush.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do you think maybe that they were. Did you ever, like, mute it so you can flush? You think you're on the phone? Do you answer the phone on the toilet?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Typically, no, I. In fact, I don't. My phone stays in my pocket because I. I didn't like that I was spending time on my phone when I could have been out of the bathroom.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, exactly. So, yeah, that can win.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a recliner. What am I doing sitting here?

[Tom Griswold]

Because, Josh, don't you know that you have to finish wordle while on the toilet?

[Josh Arnold]

That. I also. I don't have kids. So, like, if you. If you spend 20 minutes in there reading because you have kids. I totally understand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a place to hide. Well, that actually leads to a weird news story about a medieval toilet. By the way, medieval toilets sounds like the worst opening act at a festival. Four o'. Clock. They start with medieval toilet Fish doesn't come on till 10.

[Josh Arnold]

And those guys have been around for 40 years. And not one radio hit.

[Christy Lee]

German archaeologists recovered a well preserved notebook from a medieval toilet. According to Archaeology magazine, the discovery was made during construction in the city of Paderborn.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick, is it funny to have a sign in book in your bathroom?

[Jess Hooker]

There's.

[Christy Lee]

They have those.

[Jess Hooker]

What? They have the. You. You can look them up right now. You can get one on Etsy. A sign in book in the guest bathroom. Yes, that exists.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting one just for here.

[Jeff Oskay]

I said broken heart.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

Bound in leather, stamped with lilies, the small book contains 10 wooden tablet pages coated in wax with the owner's writing etched in using a metal or bone stylus. The text has yet to be translated, but the Latin written in cursive, has been stylistically dated to the 13th or 14th century.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't the third century tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, you were right to say that

[Christy Lee]

the use of Latin suggests the notebook's owner may have belonged to the literate upper echelon of medieval German society. It is possible that a wealthy merchant used it before accidentally dropping it into the latri.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it fell down in there.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was preserved. All these.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's in wax.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it wasn't Turd to steal a fine joke from shat speed.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, that's excellent.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just thought it was Realize it had been literally interred. Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

So that would make it.

[Josh Arnold]

And legible.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be interesting to see how it translates.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. There's. We're looking at a photograph of it.

[Josh Arnold]

There are Latin scholars out there, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's written sideways.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would turn the bad. I guess. Almost a laptop style.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like it's coated in charcoal.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not charcoal.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's a black. Like a black. If you got a black stool, that's probably a problem.

[Jess Hooker]

High Iron Man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you very. That leads us to a dietary story that's kind of interesting.

[Christy Lee]

A new diet trend trending on social media is inspired by the Bible. Christian influencer Kayla Bundy promotes a biblical diet made mostly of foods mentioned in scripture.

[Jeff Oskay]

Only fishes and loaves.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all you're allowed now.

[Christy Lee]

Living in Bali, technically.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, shouldn't you not use no apples?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Claims the diet improved her skin, hair and depression. You're living in Bali. That's what helped.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Though she has no nutrition credentials, she sells coaching sessions online. Nutrition expert Dr. Marion Nestle says. Nestle Rather says people eating a wide variety of minimally processed foods on the diet are probably doing just fine.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what this is about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And eating this is not new. Remember the Eden Diet? That was in 2008.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked it. Because you had to be naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Eden Diet, dude, that would

[Jeff Oskay]

definitely cut down on my hunger.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it. It was tough. I need to eat seven figs to get a week's worth of underwear. A fig leaf. You see?

[Christy Lee]

And wasn't there a book or something where a guy did. What would Jesus eat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was another one I eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'll get back to it. Ideally, Ezekiel bread, which is. Yeah, that's the whole idea behind that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Isn't that just manna from heaven?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

What about hot fresh?

[Josh Arnold]

And I have my neighbor get on my roof and throw it down for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if they. Oh, they can't. I guess they. They can't call it CrossFit. That's taken already, but have you ever seen the abs on Jesus in those pictures?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Seriously?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of looking pretty hot.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes sense. The less process, the better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, and they have the fast, too, that they do based on biblical teachings.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Moses, Jesus. Is there 40 day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there any food not mentioned in the Bible?

[Christy Lee]

Fritos in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Twinkies.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they had. They had Cheetos, but they didn't have Flamin Hot Cheetos. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's New Testament.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, speaking of that, I had chicken nuggets from Taco Bell yesterday. How were they? They were good. Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I've seen the advertisement.

[Christy Lee]

They were good.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they seasoned?

[Christy Lee]

You can get Diablo ones, but I just got the plain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you go hard shell or soft shell?

[Christy Lee]

They have, like, a panko breading. They're. I was. I was impressed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So in the Bible, this. This diet, this biblical diet, do they have, like. Do they eat ham and beef and

[Josh Arnold]

chicken, A ton of animal stuff? I mean, burnt offerings. Because there was a lot of. It was. You would sacrifice most of it and then eat some for yourself. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What was served at the Last Supper? I don't have a joke. Do you know what was served at the Last Supper?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I'll have to look at the picture.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think you can tell in the picture.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Wine?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they don't know when the hot cross buns. They don't know when the picture was taken. It might have been, you know, before they brought out the starter.

[Josh Arnold]

What if they each had a seafood tower sitting in front of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you ever gotten one of those?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, whenever I've been on an expense report.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man. I want the seafood tower so bad

[Josh Arnold]

because they're usually like 98 bucks.

[Jess Hooker]

It's insane.

[Josh Arnold]

But so awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Alongside the biblically recorded unleavened bread and red wine, historians and archaeologists believe the menu featured roasted lamb, bitter herbs, a bean stew, and a sweet fruit slash nut paste known as charoset.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Angel food cake.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't say angel from cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, no one.

[Jeff Oskay]

That wasn't until after the

[Josh Arnold]

boy when they. The one scene in the Bible that always got me was when they. The guy brings out the check and Judas gets up and goes to the bathroom. Just an a hole.

[Jess Hooker]

Should have known then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there might have been fish as well. They're saying. So Charoset. I've never heard of charo set.

[Tom Griswold]

So this biblical diet, it really isn't all that radical.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not at all. It's non processed, overly processed.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the notion is. Yeah, it's just a lot. Not. You don't get processed bologna.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes sense that it would be healthy, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it wouldn't be any. Can you get sausages at least?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think you can have any pork.

[Tom Griswold]

No pork at all?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm guessing not.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't pigs mentioned in the Bible? Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus was Jewish.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus was what?

[Tom Griswold]

He converted.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bad news. Oh my Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Dumbest invention ever made.

[Christy Lee]

We have that in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I thought there's a way to turn it off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The act.

[Tom Griswold]

The government has decided that they're not going to make people install it anymore. We'll find out about that when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. You know, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Great people, great company. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a bowl of vanilla ice cream, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have two choices. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

These are the only things you can add to it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hershey's chocolate syrup or Smucker's Hot Fudge Chocolate syrup. Pat Godwin Chocolate syrup. Jess Hooker, Hot fudge. Jeff. Oscar. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hot fudge in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby playing.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy that says. He's the guy when you're doing attendance. He says. Instead of saying here, he says present. The answer is hot fudge.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll move on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom is the. The answer's hot fudge. And he quickly wanted to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want that? But I.

[Jess Hooker]

There's something about the texture is different and the temperature change. I want some nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say hot fudge?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a hot fudge guy?

[Josh Arnold]

I do like it, but I also just love the Hershey's chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, my favorite is that stuff that hardens.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't taste that great.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's. It's fun. But it. It is very.

[Josh Arnold]

If it tasted like Hershey's chocolate and it had that, it would be almost perfect.

[Greg Hahn]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't taste bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

Although the, the DQ dip. When they dip it in the better.

[Jess Hooker]

Way better.

[Jeff Oskay]

It tastes way better than stuff you buy in the store.

[Jess Hooker]

What about the butterscotch dip? Do you get down with the butterscotch dip?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not 102.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does it harden as well?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. I always tease chick. Cause he's a huge butterscotch guy and for. And I just never. I might appreciate it more now. You know, you essentially have.

[Jess Hooker]

Now that you're 48.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you apparently. And maybe you can attest to this. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently you have like a new tongue every.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At least seven years or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But something crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

It does. And your taste buds dull with time.

[Jeff Oskay]

They all change.

[Jess Hooker]

You can. Can eat things that are hotter or spicier as you get older. And it doesn't affect you as much. I mean, it affects your stomach. But.

[Josh Arnold]

But things that you didn't like, you then like. And then things you used to like, you don't like as much.

[Jess Hooker]

So is there anything that you've hated since childhood that you absolutely will not eat? Never eat?

[Tom Griswold]

I won't eat mustard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no mustard.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But if it's like a real fancy one. If I might. If it's okay if. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a stone ground.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You put on a hot dog. Your famous hot dog week.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I was saying. Those, those foil wrapped hot dogs at the game are great.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, isn't there an aspect of things you've never tried. Although when you're older, you said, oh, I guess I'll give it a shot.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine are. The only things I haven't tried are because of circumstance. Like, I've never been in a place that's had caviar available.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm sure I've been to restaurants where you could get it, but I. So I've never tried caviar.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's so good.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'd like to try it. Yeah, it's salty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you do the thing where you have to put the hood over to eat the baby ortolan?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes, I would absolutely eat ortolan.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it, the bird thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So it's the bird that. It's illegal because it's so crazy. They. They blind these birds because they eat at night. And so if they're blind, they constantly eat to fatten themselves up, up. And then typically they're drowned in like, cognac or some kind of like, liqueur.

[Christy Lee]

And then French thing, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And then you wear a hood out of shame, Isn't that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

You wear a hood for a couple reasons.

[Jess Hooker]

So they think that you're like.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep like the flavors within your head area and also to hide your shame from God because you're. Yeah, so. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's.

[Josh Arnold]

And you eat the whole thing raw. Or I mean, I'm sorry, whole. So all bones, everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Feathers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's defeathered.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it is defeathered.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's an underground thing. Like, it is illegal.

[Josh Arnold]

It is illegal now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz it was so cruel the way they prepared it. But I'll do it today.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the stuff that they make?

[Josh Arnold]

They. The fagra.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. This. What is it? They make the liver.

[Christy Lee]

Goose pate.

[Josh Arnold]

And they make those. They stuff those to the bursting point.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Bill?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Put a funnel down there.

[Christy Lee]

I don't eat goose liver.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems to be a little bit. A little bit too much.

[Josh Arnold]

You hate geese.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would happily have these happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, And I'm trying.

[Josh Arnold]

They might be different kinds of geese.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently there's something.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think they're Canadian.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some kind of light you can get that'll keep the geese away, which I'm.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, the green laser light.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But can you get one that. Could we get one to put on the porch to keep the geese from getting up?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I bought a Spray to get to keep the geese away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's working.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. We're going to try it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's goose be gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Goose be gone.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder what that was for. I saw it at Lowe's the other day while I was in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I went to Whole Foods, they had Goose Helper. Oh yeah, yeah, make it fry one up. I have you ever tried something that you, you, that you never had it all and you suddenly, oh, I guess I'll give it a shot. My mother always had butter pecan ice cream. I thought that's got to be God awful. It's wonderful. So last year I had it and thanks, mom, you were right, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, but I bet when you were seven you wouldn't have cared for it.

[Jess Hooker]

But I bet your mom also told you this is terrible. You don't want any of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a second.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard parents, they just say it's spicy. Kids.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, you don't want that.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's spicy.

[Josh Arnold]

Spicy. Yeah, Spicy brownie. I've never, oh, I was at when

[Jeff Oskay]

my son was probably four or five, we were at Denny's having breakfast and I ordered a Mountain Dew for breakfast, like the hillbilly. I have one right here. Root canal this afternoon at 1. And he goes, can I have a sip of that? And the waitress was standing there and I go no. And he goes, why? Because there's alcohol in it. And I went, went no, no, because there's caffeine in it. And I felt like the worst parent ever. I was like, you had to say that in front of the waitress. Cuz he would he whenever he wanted a drink of my coke. I'd be like, no, there's alcohol in it. And then we're in front of people and I'm like, no, I don't want you. Oh, why? Because there's alcohol in it at 8am on a Tuesday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I know Pat had this backfire on him with his son. Sometimes you try to expand their diet. It, you know, every time you go out to get a cheeseburger and you go, why don't you, why don't you try the lobster?

[Pat Godwin]

Typically like it. He took to it. He likes lobster, salmon, crab. Yeah, most kids don't like salmon especially. But he lobster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he became BB every time you'd come in here, go, well, I can't get a new guitar. Jimmy had lobster last week five nights

[Jeff Oskay]

in a row, dude, that kid has had lobster more than I have. I've had Lobster once in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Once.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't. Do you like it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I guess. I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Remember.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't afford it.

[Tom Griswold]

No one can now. We're going to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, he's so. He eats so much, he has to have, what, seven lobsters?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, he's kind of off the lobster kick. He's into a door dashing, stay at home, whatever's in the fridge kind of thing. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well. Door dashing, door dash. A hamburger that costs more than a lobster. I don't know if you've noticed that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God. Would you die if you came home and he had door dashed a lobster from ocean air?

[Tom Griswold]

What would that run you? That'd be.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna text him. I'm gonna text him right now and be like, do you know that you could.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think he knows that there's other options he sticks to, like, the big ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee over there, I can see her. She's at the Bob and Tom news desk. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Right before the break, we were talking about cars. The EPA will no longer issue credits to automakers who install automatic start stop ignition systems in their vehicles. In bringing an end to the incentives, EBA administrator Lee Zeldin said the technology, which is intended to reduce emissions, is something that, quote, everyone hates. Start, step, start stop technology, wherein your vehicle's engine shuts down when you come to a complete stop and automatically restarts when you take their foot off the brake, was developed in response to the 1970s oil crisis. According to the Society of Automotive Engineers, about two thirds of vehicles now have it, providing drivers with anywhere from 7 to 26% in fuel economy savings.

[Tom Griswold]

That's B.S.

[Josh Arnold]

oh, so it really does.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

The numbers. At least those numbers are saying that it was effective for fuel economy. Do we know if it was effective for the emissions?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say that in my story.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I wonder if it was. It's never bothered me.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't ever turn it off.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it about it? Because as soon as you need to start, it starts right back up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but it's that split second lag and acceleration.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a hesitance.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's why you take it off right before the light turns or before you're going to take off. You don't wait.

[Josh Arnold]

The hesitance has got to be a tenth of a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, it's. Have you ever used your phone and it takes three seconds to download something instead of One second.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how you feel?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's how I feel with that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like I'm always I. And I don't know if it's. Did my car stall? Is it even now? Yeah, but like pulling out of this driveway here. Pulling out of this driveway here, which is deadly. No, I. I had a car that had it, and you had. Every time you got in it, you had to redo it. I got rid of the car. This one. I had the guy there take it out.

[Jeff Oskay]

It can't be good for your starter. Is it starting your car?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Mine is on and I've never turned it off. It's always it.

[Josh Arnold]

Always it. I. I don't think it's changed. It hasn't changed my driving habits one iota.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I agree. Oh, same.

[Christy Lee]

Drive a hybrid, then you don't have to worry about it. And it starts in ev.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, Josh. Maybe it's because I'm a baby and I don't want.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. If you don't want it, I think it's great that I think it. I do. You guys know me. I love options. So there's. There's an option to turn it off. I think that's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I can't stand a lot of things. Yeah. I'm about ready to get a new whole TV thing. You turn the TV on and all of a sudden you've got to re. Re. Log in, dig up your password.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what kind of TV you have, but that's not what we.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

So did you get a new TV system when you got your new house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And you. Your old TV system sounds a lot similar to your new TV system.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you on cable?

[Jess Hooker]

Are you sure it's not you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm positive.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Are you on cable still?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. You turn the TV on, all of a sudden you got one of those QR codes and like. Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't I pay the bill? I don't want to. I don't have to. Why do I have to deal with this all the time? I'm so sick of it.

[Christy Lee]

You need to call somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I had him come over and it's a pain.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have your own TV in your office?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and that's the one that never wants to start.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Well, again, might be you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was like a 40 step thing you have to go through and 3000 buttons. I just. Like the old days. Turn it on, it would go on. Thank you. Very much, yeah. Do you never get the QR code? You got to match it up sometimes.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Yeah, if you. If. If your kids log you out, then you do. You have to hit the QR code with your phone. It scans it, and then it proves it. I know what he's talking about. He's not nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to get your password.

[Christy Lee]

What's it log you out of?

[Tom Griswold]

God knows. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever app.

[Jess Hooker]

It could be Netflix.

[Tom Griswold]

And it only comes on when you're. When you're to trying. Trying to watch something that's of a timely nature. Wait a minute. The derby starts in two minutes. Quick QR code. Oh, Jesus. You know. You know there's some guy at the. At the office of the cable company going, oh, here's what we're gonna do. As soon as this event's about to start, pull the trigger on the QR code for everybody. Ah, those suckers.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that is. I like that. I like this. I like the way you're thinking. Thinking this conspiracy theory,

[Tom Griswold]

there's no rhyme to reason to it. I don't know what it is. I was speaking of automobiles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee's got her hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I don't have to worry about that.

[Tom Griswold]

They got hybrids at the Indy 500 right now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty cool. They kick in the hybrid inbreds, too.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about hybrids here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about Hyundai, and they're fabulous hybrids. They have the Tucson hybrid with America's best warranty, the Santa Fe hybrid, also with America's best warranty, but also have a lot of power to navigate if you want to take it off roading. And if you have a lot of stuff to haul around. Got a little bit bigger cargo room, but, boy, the hybrid still fits a lot of stuff. I know. I was at the garden center over the weekend. I crammed that baby full. And I'm sure you will find it very fun to drive. I know I do. Four different modes, from sport to snow. They take care of you at Hyundai. Get the best of both worlds [e-mail] or call 562-314-4603 for more details. Or, of course, go to your local Hyundai dealer.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I have a story I probably shouldn't tell coming up. I'm gonna run it by somebody of. What's. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Better judgment.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that would not be me.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, don't ask me.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll see because it's, it's absolutely true. And it happened yesterday. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Show Announcer]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Tom. Thank you very much, Ace. We are just a few minutes away from pit stop payday, your shot at winning a thousand bucks an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's there. Jeff. Oscar across the way. There's Ace Cosby. I am Josh. And someone's gonna get a reaming. There's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell was that? Okay, thank you very much. Where are we? Oh, I know. It's our history lesson time. Give me a second here.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

What day is today?

[Christy Lee]

Today is May 18th. All day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. Nothing for May 18th, 2026.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cuz it's today. Oh, oh. Let's start with some birthdays. We're going to do Josh Arnold's birthday, which was a couple days ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thanks. May 16th.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you didn't have to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

When's May Day?

[Tom Griswold]

May 1.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that May Pole day? Is that the same?

[Tom Griswold]

It's comedy day.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Say it wasn't big turnout in Cuba this year.

[Josh Arnold]

No food.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see a happy birthday. Oh, Pope John Paul. Deuce. They called him Deuce.

[Josh Arnold]

They would all yell as he would walk into an arena.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the only pope. Well, except John Paul won 50 Beatles. Thank you. Thank you, John Paul. You got George and your Ringo. I'm away. Chuck Berry. Happy birthday. Born in 1926.

[Josh Arnold]

They also called him Deuce.

[Tom Griswold]

He's my number two favorite guitarist. Yeah. Chuck, you know why we're making these jokes? There's a famous.

[Jess Hooker]

I know the last one.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a famous video of Chuck Berry. Apparently he was. What is it? Coprophily.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if he ate it.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not the table guy.

[Christy Lee]

No, that was Danny Thomas.

[Jess Hooker]

Danny Thomas.

[Pat Godwin]

It's in a similar vein, though.

[Jess Hooker]

It's embarrassing how much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Chuck Berry inspired a lot of great Artists like Elvis and.

[Jess Hooker]

Right, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

R. Kelly. Oh, let's see. Happy birthday. The great Peter Boyle, most famous as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe raised dad.

[Jess Hooker]

Raised dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And the great young Frank and young Frankenstein. He is the monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know Joe, I think, is his most famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that was good movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a good movie. But only you and I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Donald Sutherland, I think, was apparently the famous putting on the Ritz scene.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With Frankenstein. He's in the tux. And apparently Mel Brooks wanted to cut that. Oh, he didn't like it. And Gene Wilder, the legend is, insisted that it stay in.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the right move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great. It's. It's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see. 1939. Ooh. The birthday of Lee Harvey Oswald, ironically nicknamed Patsy. He did it. Happy birthday, Mike Ditka. Coach debars during the Brain damage era.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell that tomorrow. I want to see a reaction from.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Reggie Jackson, born in 1946. Know what they called him? Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Mr. Tibbs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Mr. October.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. We talked about that last.

[Josh Arnold]

It was so great during the playoffs.

[Christy Lee]

Why did they call Randy Johnson the big unit?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a showering thing, remember?

[Christy Lee]

They seriously. That's what his nickname was. Oh, is that why the.

[Josh Arnold]

There was some people who equated Reggie Jack. They also thought he may have been the Son of Sam, because Son of Sam used a 45 and Reggie Jack or 44 and Reggie Jackson's number. It was the same number. Yeah. So they were like. There was this small group of people

[Jess Hooker]

who thought, I love stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I used to play craps. I would go, Reggie Jackson, give me a 44. We used to say that number all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew that he's a big car guy, and I read somewhere that he has a very, very high iq, that he's extremely bright.

[Josh Arnold]

He also tried to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. That may have been the Naked Gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh. Jean Claude Van Damme, born in 1960. He's the guy that does the splits between the train or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Acvd, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's reef, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. He did his own stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, he does the split so wide that he. It's almost a V. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. The great Lindsey Vaughn, born on this date in 1984. Skier.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you like her?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's great.

[Christy Lee]

I think she's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

If Jess could we. Or if Tom could. Weird science. A woman.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be his wife. But if his friend was there.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's one for you. Christy. Zac Efron.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1987.

[Christy Lee]

He's done so much plastic surgery, though.

[Jess Hooker]

We just watched My daughter just got into high School Musical for the first time. Somebody introduced it to her. Thank you for that. And now we can't stop watching it. But I had no idea how different he looked now.

[Christy Lee]

And he's apparently had an accident and

[Jess Hooker]

he broke his jaw.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he is mostly. In fact, he's changed his name to Zach Teflon.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's. It's that maxing. It's almost like that maxing thing that they say guys are doing. Like. Yeah, it does not look good.

[Josh Arnold]

He is a good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Played Ted Bundy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little too handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Ted was apparently handsome, but not. But when, you know, don't you have

[Tom Griswold]

a full size Zac Efron?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's on our. It shows up every now and then on our Aurora frame. I'm kissing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. On this date in 1860, Republican Party nominated. Oh, they nominated Abraham Lincoln for president in 1960.

[Christy Lee]

18.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. 1860. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I heard it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that originally when they were going to put him on the penny, they wanted him in the hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But fit on the penny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it wouldn't fit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

His head was so small.

[Josh Arnold]

If there was some kind of mostly hat. Yeah. You know when you put pennies on railroad trucks and they turn into ovals.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. If it.

[Josh Arnold]

If it made it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you're related to this one, right? Bram Stoker, Dracula, published in 1897. Aren't you related to.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Frankenstein.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're related to Frankenstein. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I knew that there was one of the monsters. You were. You were like, oh, this is sad. Do you want the happy one or the Sad one?

[Josh Arnold]

Both.

[Tom Griswold]

1980, Mount St. Helen erupted.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the happy one or the sad one?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't tell.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it depends if you're the old guy with the dog on top of the mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that guy. That guy.

[Christy Lee]

The hell was that?

[Tom Griswold]

All guy's name was this. His name was Harry Truman, not the president.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He was being interviewed and they said, hey, the volcano's coming and he's. I'm not leaving.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wouldn't feel too bad, but he had a dog with him and the dog was there too.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Dog didn't have a choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't know. That dog may have ran. That dog may be totally alive.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you can outrun of them. Volcano. On a Happier Note, the first Mad magazine published in 1952. Now, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the slogan. There was this kind of odd looking young fellow and he would say, what me worry. What was his name?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesse.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

[Jess Hooker]

Who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Pat, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Edward Alfred E. Newman.

[Tom Griswold]

Alfred E. Newman.

[Christy Lee]

Newman, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The weird master.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot I know.

[Christy Lee]

Was that the redheaded thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't know that was his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of a gap in his teeth.

[Christy Lee]

E. Newman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then where Newman gets his name? The holiest of days. Because on this day in 1961, the film of west side Story was released.

[Christy Lee]

1961.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I recorded off of TCM yesterday that I will watch and report back?

[Christy Lee]

Bye bye Birdie.

[Pat Godwin]

Bye bye Birdie.

[Josh Arnold]

South Pacific.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So I remember seeing it when I was a child.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna watch that man run.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I saw it when I was a kid because my grandparents made us watch it.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I distinctly remember them ejecting tape one and putting tape two in and looking at my brothers going, why is it raining? It's almost three.

[Tom Griswold]

The great. The great opera singer. Some enchanted evening.

[Josh Arnold]

I will let you know my thoughts.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great, Great, great music.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I want you My. My thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll dumb down. I can make an obscure connection here.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we know you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who plays Riff?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Russ Tamblyn, of course, whose brother was in the band that had the great song Dirty Water. Russ Tamblyn's is the father in law of David Cross.

[Jess Hooker]

Amber Tamblyn.

[Tom Griswold]

Amber Tamblyn's husband, David Cross.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And David Cross's former partner in the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. Mr. Show has a new movie coming out and Bob Odenkirk. Oh, yeah, we're be talking to Bob coming up next week.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Russ Tamblyn's still alive. 91.

[Tom Griswold]

I just read his book.

[Josh Arnold]

Last year wasn't Twin Peaks and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I remember that along with

[Tom Griswold]

was Richard Beamer, the guy that played Tony.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was this book called Ramblin Tamblyn.

[Josh Arnold]

It better have been.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called Florida.

[Greg Hahn]

It was born.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's pretty much it. Oh, lastly, Facebook raised 16 billion in 2012. The largest tech IPO in US history. Like an idiot, I put all my money into Friendster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's tough. But you know what? You're working, you're getting it back. You're building. I know that you. I mean, Yeah, I recently bought stock in Circuit City.

[Tom Griswold]

That MySpace stock tank. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is there at the news desk. Hi. I'm sorry I stepped on you. There's Path Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I talk too much?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't talk too much. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

She talks to me.

[Jess Hooker]

I were you here the last break.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff. Okay. Hey, what's up? There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I am Josh Arnold and there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Did you find out about your story? I've been on pins and needles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. If, whether or not it's been approved by.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you get approval?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Then tell it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, go.

[Josh Arnold]

Never ask approval. Always ask for forgiveness. Is it sexy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it poop?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It involves the mind of a five year old.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a five year old.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but.

[Jess Hooker]

No. So this, this five year old doesn't belong to you?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just a very awkward moment and said something.

[Jess Hooker]

Kids, kids don't lie. That's the kids and yoga pants. They don't lie.

[Tom Griswold]

The more I think about it.

[Christy Lee]

Did she call you grandpa?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a he.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Five year old boy. Much more dangerous than they are. Five year old girl.

[Jess Hooker]

I just saw a thing the other day that said man, I love a bad kid. I love like you're at a wedding or you're at an event and just a bad little kid. They're just the most entertaining, fun hang like find, find the worst kid at the party and just hang out with them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's a great little kid. I, I can tell you kind of what happened. It was a. It was a graduation party.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Tis the season and they're fun. And this one had a lot of the graduates and fellow students as well as the parents.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And they usually do you know how

[Jess Hooker]

people kind of hang parties work?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, people kind of hang in groups.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they, yeah, you know, they find their people.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure, sure, sure, sure. You got your clicks.

[Josh Arnold]

An alien discovered parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Little boy walked up to there. There were a number of. Number of high quality football players.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I know where this Is going the event.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They. We walked up to a group of fellas and said, so, are you guys all rappers?

[Josh Arnold]

He was used to seeing only three of them were. Yeah. Black rappers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Saw a bunch of black guys and said, hey, are you all rappers?

[Tom Griswold]

Very innocently.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Are they high school football players?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they. I bet they howled.

[Christy Lee]

They probably said, yeah, we rap. And they probably jumped into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, what's happening over there at the news dude desk?

[Christy Lee]

Police.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just glad to hear that they were invited to that party you were at.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had this happen yesterday, Tom. My oldest daughter was going to the UP to get a monster at the gas station. I go, hey, bring me back some candy. I got a sweet tooth. And she came in and handed me a bag of Werther's originals.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here you go, old guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Well done.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, did you.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, she didn't get other candy. That was the candy I was given.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

What were you hoping for?

[Jeff Oskay]

Where there's a reason.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is, they're great.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

They need to. As someone said a couple weeks ago, they got a rebrand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They should get. They need to get the hottest young actor and actress and get them all over that. It's delicious. We had four or five bags of it in the green room.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Jess Hooker]

I tried to find all the different ones I could at the store the other day, but I didn't find. There's a cafe coffee flavor, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds great.

[Jess Hooker]

I've got to find that one.

[Jeff Oskay]

These were chewy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which we had.

[Jess Hooker]

The chewy ones.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Jess Hooker]

A soft caramel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are great. I'm surprised you eat sweets with. Aren't you having a lot of trouble with your teeth?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why there's a chicken and the egg thing going on. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Still drinking Mountain Dew, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember where there's next Super Bowl. Here's your commercial. It's behind the scenes of a movie shoot. Jacob Elordi is looking at the craft services table, and he doesn't want the Twizzlers and he doesn't want the.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Ms. Yeah. Where are the Werther's? Where are the Werther's? They bring them and he enjoys them. Sydney Sweeney walks over, enjoys one with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen my top? And then it's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Jacob Lord. He goes, have you seen my bottoms? And America is thrilled.

[Tom Griswold]

I see a man of.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's considered the hot guy now.

[Jess Hooker]

Right? Gorgeous. Oh, big fan. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It's steamy.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it? I bet it is. I can't wait to see it. Yeah, he's Wuthering Heights.

[Christy Lee]

Wuthering Heights. He's in that.

[Josh Arnold]

He's. He's your Heathcliff there, Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

With what's her name?

[Josh Arnold]

Margot Robbie. Robbie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And they say that they're like. So they feel like they're soulmates.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they kind of fell in love on set.

[Jeff Oskay]

That can't be right, because she's my soulmate.

[Josh Arnold]

Please take it back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take it back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll move from the chicken and the Cadbury egg to Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Police in Alberta, Canada, who were investigating a barbecue goods theft caught a fox in the act. Alberta Royal Canadian Mounted Police responded to a report of a theft involving barbecue goods. Police described the suspect as having red hair, being short in stature, and wearing a thick coat.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the F on the run?

[Christy Lee]

Officers located the culprit attempting to conceal the evidence. Nearby, authorities shared a photo of the thieving fox with its mouth filled with hot dogs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our hot dog stories continue.

[Josh Arnold]

You blame them.

[Christy Lee]

Six days in a row, the suspect was released without conditions and a full belly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. They're being silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Isn't that your dream future wife?

[Greg Hahn]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

A fox with a huge hot dog in her mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't hurt. Well, lady and the Tramp. That dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you go see a band called Mouthful of Hot Dogs?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

All day.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that. I think they'd be pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

Only if they sang all their songs with a mouthful.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd have to insist on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we could do that. We could do Name that Tune. Bring in some hot dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

If I'm putting a bunch of hot dogs in my mouth, I'll be charging.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to do hot dog camera?

[Josh Arnold]

How much

[Tom Griswold]

hot dog karaoke?

[Josh Arnold]

I like hot dog karaoke.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

What would the. You have to eat. What? You have to have half a hot dog in your mouth without swallowing and sing a lyric and see if we can identify it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone would die.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody will joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Heimlich karaoke. It's a first. We can squeeze in one more story. Christy, what's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

An adolescent owl is on the mend after getting stuck in a concrete mixer earlier last year.

[Josh Arnold]

So dizzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The great horned owl was discovered by workers pouring concrete at construction site in Utah last October. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't, don't, don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't even yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Best Friends Animal Sanctuary and kanab work together 3 year old clean and rehabilitate the bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Shaking their heads whom which also required

[Christy Lee]

a feather graft from a donor to help him fly silently and hunt efficiently.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of it was really a donor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That drag queen gave up his boa. There you go, honey.

[Christy Lee]

The owl was successfully sound tested before being released back into the wild. The way to go. They did their job. I don't know. They must have an owl that can't fly. That's part of the. That they took a.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I mean if the. If the owl landed in concrete street and it was stuck there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It would very briefly be an organic gargoyle. Yes, briefly.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see the whale that they saved and released?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Wasn't that sweet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's dead.

[Jess Hooker]

It died.

[Josh Arnold]

They found it dead.

[Christy Lee]

Why did that die?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes, you know. No good deed, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Why? Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

I swear they found it dead.

[Jess Hooker]

How long was it out? I mean, how long had it been in the wild?

[Josh Arnold]

Two weeks.

[Jess Hooker]

Weeks? No way.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess they forgot. They forgot to warn it about sharks or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Teach.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, you could have just held that one back. Yeah, much the same way I could have held back my story about the little kid going. So you guys all rappers?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm surprised you didn't ask them that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't get near them. Sorry. Where were we?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was off of the coast of Denmark. Oh, that's so sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, isn't that a bummer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll come. We'll come back. We got some happy news.

[Christy Lee]

I had some happy news coming up maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got the ugly cow story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it really an ugly cow?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's a very odd story about Mo. Yeah, it is very odd right now. Let's see now what am I telling you? Oh, I know. Let's just say Pat was mentioning going to the mailbox and he grabbed those bills. Do open them up right there, standing by the mailbox. You prefer to go in where you've got.

[Pat Godwin]

There is an outdoor garbage can there. So I just stand there ignore.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Find out about it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's at the news desk. Hi, Pat O Godwin's there. Pat O Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it, I like, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

I am indeed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I am indeed

[Christy Lee]

leprechaun, aren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar is over there. That's right. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just in.

[Josh Arnold]

What, what, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Christie had the Story about that owl that they fixed up after months and months of rehab. They released it. Eaten by a fox.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm just kidding. After Josh told us about the dead

[Christy Lee]

whale, I thought, well, if you read into that dead whale story, what happened? Well, it had already been stranded in the Baltic. It. It got into the.

[Josh Arnold]

Almost like the whale was dying.

[Christy Lee]

The whale was dying and they forced it back in.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It kept beaching itself.

[Christy Lee]

It kept beaching itself.

[Jess Hooker]

They didn't want their. That blood on their hands, and so they let the whale go.

[Christy Lee]

They took the whale, put it on a barge, took it all the way back up to Denmark, released it and then.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those cases where I think their hearts were in the right place. Of course. But nature was naturally right.

[Christy Lee]

It was a humpback whale.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's what whales do. They beach themselves when they want to die.

[Tom Griswold]

Some will.

[Josh Arnold]

Some will die. They call it a whale fall where they die in the. And then they go down and they create like their bodies go to the bottom of the ocean. They create this whole ecosystem. It's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. So they will not be touching it. That's what they said. They're going to let it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They got to go near it. It's probably got disease. Yeah. That's why it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they tried to recover the Evinrude outboard. They put on its tail to help him swim.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. They figured.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, yeah. Bless their hearts. They would.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know.

[Christy Lee]

But they started way back in March. I mean, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Why haven't the Evan Rude people purchased the Pearl Jam song Even Flow?

[Josh Arnold]

What would for what Evan Rud makes

[Tom Griswold]

your boat Go work on that.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

Work on that.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready for a song, pet? You got one that ties into one of these stories is no. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A man from Florida returned a cash filled fanny pack to its rightful owner. WBBF reports Mr. Louis Salazar was using the restroom at a Wawa in Riviera beach when he spotted the fanny pack handing on the safety railing.

[Josh Arnold]

Would fanny packs be less embarrassing if they were called something else?

[Christy Lee]

Probably, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was a lot of money.

[Christy Lee]

Looked inside to see if he could find the owner's ID. Instead found $30,000 in cash. Meanwhile, the person who accidentally left it behind reported it missing to the Riviera beach police, who contacted Mr. Salazar and had him come to the station to return the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone wonder?

[Christy Lee]

The grateful owner told the station around $30,000 he was astonished that all the money was still there. But Mr. Salazar replied, it's not my money to take. I was not raised that way.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but you hand that guy three brand.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. What do you mean he had $30,000 in cash?

[Tom Griswold]

Did the police then think he was a drug dealer?

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you maybe buying something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. He may have been going to buy a car and then he gets there,

[Tom Griswold]

he's like, oh, yeah, if I had $30,000, it wouldn't be in a fanny bag. Would be in my fanny. Yeah. If I had 30,000 in cash, wouldn't you be.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm also not stopping to go to the bathroom or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you be very cognizant of the fact that you have $30,000?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's wild. I wonder if that was a drop.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

That may have been a drop that somebody walked in on that. That wasn't their money.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just left it here. I forgot it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. I mean, Salazar is a drug dealer name.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. He's the honest guy that returned.

[Christy Lee]

He's the honest guy that returned the money. If there was.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all drug dealers.

[Christy Lee]

If you were. If you were doing a deal, you wouldn't call the police and tell them you lost your money.

[Tom Griswold]

How much space does 30,000 bucks take up? I guess their hundred dollar bill. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's less than you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You think so?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be 30 little packs.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember I saw a million dollars once. A casino had. Had it in a case.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was so small.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What did we learn from Karen in Goodfellas when she. When this much? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Amount of money.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But your fanny pack does seem to be the wrong term. What, butt bag? No.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta come up with something.

[Jess Hooker]

They're great, though. I love them. They're so good. They're so helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

But for a lady. Guys don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's because of the fanny part.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wear it with the. With the goods up front or in the back? Back.

[Jess Hooker]

I wear it right around my waist where I can access everything. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I never really see it around the back. I see it on the sides of the front, typically.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's a crossbody.

[Josh Arnold]

The back. You're just asking to be ripped off. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you put it on the back?

[Tom Griswold]

That's where your fanny is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but that's not where you wear it.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a terrible name.

[Jess Hooker]

But the fanny. Well, if you call anywhere else but here.

[Jeff Oskay]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

The fanny in England is the front. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time I checked, we were in the United States. States. We got river.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe that's where they were invented.

[Christy Lee]

What do you want to call it? A what? A.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you say?

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't me.

[Christy Lee]

Want to wear it?

[Josh Arnold]

My wiener twitched. Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Smell it.

[Josh Arnold]

That was an older of emotion.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you're. At least in the movies, if you're carrying around that much cash, you'd have it in a locked briefcase. Well, handcuffed to your.

[Jess Hooker]

When we used to. When we would be on the tour and we would sell merch, I had. It was like a fanny pack back, but it was. It was like flesh tone. And you made it as tight as you can under your clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

I had one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

So when we would travel with all that cash, I would put it under my clothes before I got on the plane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And the cash was. Right. That no one would ever know.

[Josh Arnold]

I flew from South Korea to America with one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I had earned more than I was. I would have had to pay taxes.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you get stopped in security?

[Josh Arnold]

Korean taxes, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I mean, it was just paper. It was. I mean, if I did, I just told them what it was.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That seems like a security risk. I mean, it seems like that would show up on one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It may now. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Footnote. Okay. Here's a different version of the story. I was trying to do a little homework over here. This. This version of the story says there were $30,023 in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah,

[Tom Griswold]

so there's a couple of loose bills.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, maybe. Maybe that's what he had on him before he went to the bank.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or he closed out an account.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what was left.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe with tax, that what the car cost.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Who knows? But the. The guy, at least he turned the money back to the cops, did the right thing. But also, if you've ever seen the movie A Simple Plan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if you ever find a lot of money, immediately call the police and don't get near it.

[Josh Arnold]

Or don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just walk away.

[Jess Hooker]

Walk away. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a duffel bag in the woods.

[Jeff Oskay]

Walk away.

[Christy Lee]

An Omaha bar called the Barber Shop will have to change its name because it's not a barber shop. The New York Times reports the bar known as Barber Shop Blackstone occupies the same space where the owner's father cut hair for decades. And of course, the name is a nod to that legacy.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the state said they could not use the name because they were not licensed Barbers, Lighten up. The Nebraska Board of Barber Examiners told the owners that the barbershop moniker was trademarked along with the signature barber pole. Under threat of civil and criminal consequences, the owners have temporarily renamed the business the censored shop Blackstone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

With their ongoing federal lawsuit against the state.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they found out that BW3S doesn't have any living buffaloes in there. Yeah, yeah, I used to. There was a really nice bar called the Library.

[Josh Arnold]

I love stuff like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's still a nice place, a restaurant called the Library, that I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I got my son right by there.

[Jess Hooker]

Does this mean they don't sell babies at Bye Bye Baby?

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how you raise a good point.

[Josh Arnold]

I have bought a baby there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And that place called the Spray. That place called the Sports Bra. Yeah, Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

There was a place called the Sports Bra.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a franchise.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Jess Hooker]

We're getting one here in town. It shows all women's sports. It's a women's sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Okay. Yeah, we did talk about that.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't wait to go. I'll report back.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's that strip club in the old barber shop called Clips and Tips.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not Tips, bub.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Clips either. It's bottomless.

[Christy Lee]

A neighborhood in Atlanta, Georgia, is being invaded by empty Waymo taxis.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anybody see this video?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

This is hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Residents of the Battle View Drive cul de sac told local news outlets that they have recorded dozens of Waymo vehicles driving through their neighborhood early in the morning. Locals say the situation is worsening, but Waymo refuses to respond to them. In a statement made to WSB tv, Waymo said, we take community feedback seriously and have already addressed. Addressed the routing behavior.

[Jeff Oskay]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

One resident said as many as 50 vehicles drove into the neighborhood in one hour. At one point, a resident placed a traffic sign in the middle of the road to try to stop the vehicles from coming in. And as many as eight vehicles became stuck while trying to turn around in the cul de sac.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a video of it I saw yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

They almost hit the cul de sac, Cat. People were very mad.

[Tom Griswold]

I say, after 10 laps, lapse. It's open season. Take all the parts you want. Now you. You've ridden in a Waymo?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, I drove all or rode all over San Francisco at 1.

[Jess Hooker]

Didn't they lock you in or wouldn't let you roll down the window?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I rolled down the window in case I got locked in that I can exit out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say people were heaving stuff at you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they. My friends were, like, at the stoplights. Roll your windows up because people will spit on you.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They don't like technology in San Francisco, near Silicon Valley.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, I can see why.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, let's put it this way. No one who was spitting on us had on a suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there was. There were some homeless folks, like, getting in them and sleeping.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

They were.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. In the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then we had the one. Did you see the one that got caught in the water in the. In the river because it doesn't recognize water.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that needs to be fixed now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like, this street had flooded and they couldn't. They. The Waymo. Did not recognize that it was a flooded street.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So they have. They're retooling.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they're a bad thing overall, but, yeah, they can work in one place.

[Jeff Oskay]

We did get stuck in a traffic jam, but it was a traffic jam for all the cars, and we just got out and left it in traffic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then just walked.

[Tom Griswold]

The rest of you say something to it.

[Jeff Oskay]

You just say end ride, and it unlocks the doors and you get out. And we were just in the middle of traffic and got out and walked to the sidewalk.

[Christy Lee]

Then we had the story last week. Remember? The guy had his. His briefcase and everything in the trunk, and the trunk wouldn't open at the airport.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and it took off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And he couldn't get his stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have tiny fridges and things like that in there? No. Where you could purchase.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, like hospitality.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not in the one I was lifting while I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably coming.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably. They're very popular in LA and Phoenix and.

[Tom Griswold]

And if they. What do they do about places where there's a lot of snow?

[Christy Lee]

They don't. They're not there yet. That's. I mean, unless you just do it seasonally. They haven't conquered.

[Jeff Oskay]

A robot comes out, puts on snow chains.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll get you out of here. Just a few minutes, Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

How fast do they go?

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, ours got up to, like, 40 at times, but we were in downstairs.

[Christy Lee]

They don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it was. Unfortunately, they got up to 40 on Lombard Street.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, exactly. Oh, we should have taken it down. Lumber street.

[Josh Arnold]

I would imagine that's one of the number one things they do with those. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, tourists want to go down the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I've driven it before and it's scary. Like, it's scary to drive in San Francisco.

[Josh Arnold]

Pain in the ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, driving in San Francisco is hairy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've been there, but I've never driven there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it can be hairy, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, I'll look forward to trying the Waymo.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

A new poll out there shows more than half of Americans, though, are kind of tired of hearing about AI. According to the Talker Research survey of 2,000 US adults, and we were talking about AI earlier, nearly half believe AI is everywhere and it's nearly impossible to escape. 30% see the technology being pushed on them by social media or by work. 50% of those poll believe AI has only partially lived up to what they were told the technology was capable of.

[Josh Arnold]

It just started. I know it's been three or four years, but come on.

[Christy Lee]

Despite the fatigue.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sorry. I saw this video over the weekend and it was a. If a wolf attacking a someone's pet and their other dog comes and scare and attacks the wolf and fights it off and it's obvious AI and the first comment was, this brings a tear to my AI And I was like, that's the best comment ever.

[Christy Lee]

Despite the fatigue, 40% say they still view AI positively, compared to 30% who see it negatively. That leaves 30%. 70% of respondents use AI to some degree, with 15% say they are daily users. 20% use it a few times a week. I think you use it without knowing it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a lot of people do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they put it in. They think that they're googling something and it's not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My computer just told me that AI is sick about hearing about us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding. I'd like to be AI.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you can call me Al.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you talk to your. Do you guys use AI?

[Josh Arnold]

I have used it on the. When you. Like you said, when you search something, it's now like the top thing that comes up and it's pretty helpful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Helpful.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. It's helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

It can be wrong a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't found that yet.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't asked it questions where I need facts. I've asked it to like, I like. We'll get stuff from. From listeners or whomever and I want to. I have a certain tone to my email and I know that it's not polite nor professional. So I'll say what I want to say. Exactly how I say it. And then I put it into AI and say, please make this nice. And that's how I

[Christy Lee]

met. I use Chat GPT a lot. I told you I did the shower. My shower plant. And then the other day I asked it about something and it goes, oh, yeah, that would be perfect. It'll go really nicely with the plant you put in your shower. That. I already had that.

[Jess Hooker]

So do you talk to it like it's a person? I'll be like, good morning. Could you help me with this email?

[Christy Lee]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. I am polite with. In my. In my car. I. I can say it's crazy. I can. I know many people can do this, but I am blown away that I can go. Go, please play blind melon. No rain.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And it will play blind melon.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

What so. And I'm very polite.

[Pat Godwin]

Talk to your car.

[Josh Arnold]

I always say please and thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I sometimes will say thank you, but I don't go, good morning.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I agreed it. I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Jess Hooker]

But I don't know. But I've always assigned emotions to inanimate objects. Like, that's always been a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what's gonna happen?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna get a boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're gonna say, open the pod bay doors, pal. Pal.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't do that, Jess.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna say, I'm sorry, Dave. I mean, Jess, I can't do that. What is the line in the movie?

[Jeff Oskay]

I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Open the pod bay. Pod bay doors, Hal.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I. I don't talk to my occasional be on the air. And I'll. I'll throw in something like, who's in the cast of so and so?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just did it two weeks ago and it gave me. It made a huge mistake.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll use it a little to have it write all my papers for school.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But other than that. Well, now when you submit a paper, it Immediately you submit it, and within five seconds it comes back. What percentage it is ranked AI that your paper is right. Like, it'll come back yellow, green, or red. And it's like there's a 95% chance this isn't AI or there's an 85% chance AI was used for. Write this.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Jeff Oskay]

On every paper you submit.

[Jess Hooker]

You submit to your professor to the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. And when you submit it there it goes through an AI Filter.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

To see how much AI you used.

[Josh Arnold]

And eventually they'll go, okay, you can use 20%, I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can get away. That's the thing. If you're quoting something exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're citing the reference and you

[Jeff Oskay]

put the reference in, it still says that you used AI.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Even though you, that's legit.

[Tom Griswold]

It is footnoted and you say is a quote.

[Jeff Oskay]

So that'll be yellow, which means the teacher needs to double check to make sure the stuff that's marked A.I. isn't A.I.

[Tom Griswold]

yeah, but okay, now coming up, Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. What do we have? We have, we've never gotten to the story. It's been around for a while. Should emojis be used in your workplace communications? And I have a story. Workers who love impressive corporate jargon, you know that use it all the time, like out of the box or whatever, whatever, they circle back, likely to be bad at their jobs.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin's there. Hello. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

You sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff, you were doing so well.

[Josh Arnold]

J. I'm still doing well.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jess out skate.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I told you. Oh, I thought that was. This is what happens. This is what happens when we bring. We bring in AI, Josh. Yes, we should bring in the. Okay, Josh, you do it for real now.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We have a piece coming up about jargon at the workplace.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I love this story.

[Tom Griswold]

And every, every business has its inside stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Work at a. Work in a restaurant for a while

[Christy Lee]

and 86 the corn.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. And then that, of course became controversial recently. 86 means you're out of it. Remember that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I didn't know there was a controversy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you don't want to hear about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I didn't know there was either. Sorry I brought it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. It came up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're either for it or you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

But every. We have some jargon here and, and so not any we could say. Don't know what we. Some of it gets is dated. Okay, we'll talk about. Well, for example, I don't know if you've seen this, Ms. Hooker. I don't know if you know what this thing is over here. See this machine right here?

[Josh Arnold]

It's hidden by everything.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, sorry, nobody can see that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a. Called a cart machine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

They haven't used these in radio stations for quite some time. This is a cart. I'll.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

That helps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

Cart is short for cartridge. Everybody knows what a cartridge.

[Tom Griswold]

This looks like an old eight track from a cartridge.

[Jess Hooker]

It looks like it's made out of the same things that. Like a cassette that holder was made out of. Yeah, but it's bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sort of the size of a small book, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. No, it is, I would say a large note card.

[Josh Arnold]

Bang it on the bike again. Maybe that'll we can.

[Tom Griswold]

I like A.I. josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, right now you're getting. Ah, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, in. In the world of jargon, this is called a cart and that's a cart machine. You're wondering, why do I have this, this antique machine here? Because. Because I gave Eddie. I had Eddie install this thing. And we're going to go back because we have probably what, several hundred of these carts, more than that, that have all kinds of old pieces of this radio show.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you paid interns to put all those digital or something at one point.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I thought so too.

[Christy Lee]

But I did. Yeah, I thought they were.

[Jess Hooker]

But he won't get rid of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Mistakes were made.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

So

[Tom Griswold]

we've got this thing and it's set up and I've. I'm gonna get a bunch of cards.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can't because it makes a lot of noise.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's crazy, the whining.

[Tom Griswold]

We're trying. We're gonna fix that. But. So one of these days, unfixable.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's, it's completely.

[Pat Godwin]

But the point is there's some radio jargon that even I don't get. Because when I'll speak, a lot of times you'll do this scissoring thing with your fingers. I don't know what that means.

[Tom Griswold]

That's insulting inside radio. But.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have to do the story. We're going to run out of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

New research shows that workers who love to use corporate jargon and lingo are more likely to be bad at their jobs. For this study, researchers at Cornell first developed the so called corporate BS receptativity scale.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And a corporate BS generator to create phrases like. Like, we will actualize a renewed level of cradle to grave credentialing.

[Josh Arnold]

True. I mean, it does. It affects the synergy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When participants engaged with generated statements alongside real quotes from Fortune 500 leaders, scientists found that workers who were more successful, success susceptible, Susceptible to corporate BS had lower scores on analytic thinking and a variety of intelligence.

[Josh Arnold]

They also love meetings. The people who love jargon love meetings.

[Tom Griswold]

The impact of the structural verticalization of the optics.

[Christy Lee]

And while they scored significantly worse on a test of effective workplace decision making, workers who fall for corporate BS are more likely to spread it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a feedback loop.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want to hear of a lot,

[Tom Griswold]

lot of bad corporate bs. The sponsors at NPR tend to. Whoa. They really don't know how to write. Not the reporters, but this is brought to you by transforming the feedback loop using the word impact incorrectly 3,000 times today's show. And every time someone says thank you, you say thank you back. Welcome to the show. Yeah, I completely concur on that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like the word concur.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 10:4. Is that corporate jargon? 10:4.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's Cordo's military jargon.

[Jeff Oskay]

More so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's jargon that can literally save your life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

For like radio jargon is getting the lead out. Is that radio jargon? Didn't Marty Wright get the let out in that? Marty.

[Pat Godwin]

He invented at that double shot Tuesday?

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay. My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Corporate jargon would be what would be a good. How do I say we're going to go into a break in corporate jargon? Oh, we're going to play some spots.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to pay some bills.

[Tom Griswold]

That's more of a cliche a spot. If you, if you looked up to

[Josh Arnold]

someone today that is more jargony, you

[Tom Griswold]

walked up to someone in the, in the, on this at the mall today and said, I'll tell you what, I can't believe I'm paying that much for those spots. What?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have artificial freckles?

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell are you talking about? We appreciate your indulgence today and hope you can do it again tomorrow. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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