The BOB & TOM Show - May 19, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 19, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the classic blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports that fans expect, with the crew riffing on everything from viral license plates to possum wrangling at baseball games, “uniboob” medical rarities, and concerts at Las Vegas’ Sphere. The team also celebrates “Steely Dan Day,” debates etiquette and hygiene in public restrooms, explores pop culture musicals, reviews sports highlights, and finds reason for plenty of laughter with letters from listeners, irreverent musical numbers, and playful banter among castmates.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “Mr. Obvious” Classic and Listener Requests

• The episode opens with a replay of the classic "Mr. Obvious" segment, by special request from a listener, PJ, celebrating his third wedding anniversary.
• PJ’s letter describes how the “garbage disposal critter” segment was a shared touchstone on his first date with his now-wife, illustrating the show's impact on fans' lives.
  • “On our first date, she asked what I listened to in the morning. I said, the Bob and Tom Show. She gloriously replied, me too. As if all the stars aligned at the perfect moment… We both simultaneously mentioned the Mr. Obvious show garbage disposal episode.” (05:00 – Tom Griswold)
• The crew briefly teases each other about marriage/divorce rates, interspersing personal anecdotes and riffing on marriage success (06:04).

2. Inside Radio and Office Jargon

• Tom and Christy discuss a Cornell study about “corporate BS” and workplace jargon, noting that susceptibility to it may indicate lower cognitive skills.
  • “They found that workers who were more susceptible to corporate BS had lower scores on analytic thinking…” (07:02 – Christy Lee)
• The group reflects on their own radio jargon (board op, carts, dead air), and Tom shares the awkward “Jody Stumpy” story, highlighting office inside jokes and uncomfortable moments.
  • Notable moment: “Hi, I’m Jody Stumpy”—to a one-legged visiting Paralympian. (09:15)

3. Sports Highlights & Talk

• Chick recaps Game 1 of the NBA Western Conference Finals: a double OT win declared “the game of the year in the NBA” (10:10 – Chick).
• NHL playoffs, with Tom’s “newly hatched” Montreal support (11:18).
• Chick shares a story about meeting his “biggest fan,” David Smith, in Dallas—sparking body image jokes and discussion of his weight loss, underwear downsizing, and social media backlash.
  • “What happened, Chick? Are you dying?” “No, my cardiologist…the team got together and we need to do something.” (13:57)

4. Pop Culture, Movies & Music Tangents

• The crew debates classic musicals ("South Pacific" vs. "West Side Story" vs. "Oklahoma"), disagreement over movie quality (26:00–28:00), and the joy/difficulty in appreciating musicals.
• Steely Dan Day: Listeners and the crew celebrate May 19 as “unofficial Steely Dan Day” (21:31), riffing on the song lyric—“May 19, we can’t dance together”—with Christy and Chick singing along.
• Chick and Tom discuss Eagles concerts at the Vegas Sphere, with praise for Don Henley, Joe Walsh, and Vince Gill (15:00). They reflect on the Sphere as a venue and reminisce about Vegas “disasters” during previous show trips (35:41).

5. Listener Mail & Memorable Correspondence

• The “ick factor”: The hosts read a letter from Matt about a dinner date ruined by a woman who brought a white rat on her shoulder—prompting playful disgust.
  • “Nothing says 'no more' than a rat on a woman's shoulder.” (25:03 – Tom)
• Discussion of gray pubic hair, body aging, and listener Michael’s shock at discovering his first gray hair post-show—served with the group’s usual irreverence (39:59–40:59).
• Vintage pop culture: The team riffs on “Sam and Janet Evening,” jokes about song lyrics, and classic Broadway and movie soundtracks.

6. Hygiene, Restrooms, and Male/Female Body Talk

• The show dives into male urination practices—should men wipe after peeing?—reading the advice of a “penile dermatologist,” Mr. Professor Dr. Christopher Bunker.
  • “Try to get. We now have strong evidence that retained urine on the penis is cause of yeast infections.” (143:41 – Christy)
• Extensive (hilarious) debate on “shaking vs. wiping,” urinal etiquette, and anxiety about restroom germs, with practical jokes about toilet plumes, paper towel dispensers, and “endless towel” nostalgia.

7. Strange Science & Medical Oddities

• Christy presents a story about remora fish hitching rides in manta ray rectums, prompting childish laughter and jokes about aquatic relationships ("rectum rider" and “Remora up your ass?”).
  • “When you're a manta ray and you're feeling gay, get a remora…” (116:05 – Tom)
• The rare “semastia” or “uniboob” condition is discussed: the phenomenon of a woman’s breasts fusing in the center of the chest, leading to jokes about “Hooter’s” vs. “Hooter,” and medical explanations of breast reconstructive options.

8. World Records, Stadium Animals & Food News

• World record: A German sets the balloon-popping-with-a-toilet-plunger record (71:20), with the crew questioning the utility and methods, comparing to frequent record-setter David Rush.
• Angels Stadium is infested with possums, inspiring fans to “wrangle possums” for good luck—leading to a trivia note that possums rarely carry rabies due to low body temperatures (54:03 – “Pancake Man” email).
• The debut of the “Spam Dog” (105:08) and homemade pizza debates spark nostalgia and more food jokes.

9. Weird License Plates & State Crackdowns

• State of Maine revokes vulgar vanity plates, including the “TITS OUT,” “L8R BTCH,” and “SMUT SLT” plates. Josh follows a “smut slut” license plate for 40 minutes, eager to meet its owner (83:27).

10. Museum Gimmicks & Art Appreciation

• Swiss art museum encourages visitors in bikinis for a Cézanne exhibition, paralleling nudity in art and sparking the fictitious idea of “Penis de Milo Day” (108:41).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Listener Letter Classic

“On our first date, she asked what I listened to in the morning. I said, the Bob and Tom Show. She gloriously replied, me too. As if all the stars aligned at the perfect moment.”
— Tom Griswold (05:00, reading PJ’s letter)

Hygiene Banter

"Try to get. We now have strong evidence that retained urine on the penis is cause of yeast infections."
— Christy Lee (143:41)

Sports Recap

“People are talking, calling this the game of the year in the NBA. Oh, double overtime yet to come. This is going to be a tough, amazing series.”
— Chick McGee (10:10)

Pop Culture Roast

"She's really good in that movie."
"She's cute, right?"
— Tom & Josh on “South Pacific” (26:32)

Food & DIY

“You can make a nice ten dollar pizza for forty bucks.”
— Tom Griswold (132:06)

Science Goof

"When you're a manta ray and you're feeling gay, get a remora."
— Tom Griswold (116:05)

Musical Parody

Pat Godwin’s Slang Song (Billy Joel Parody):

“There are a million funny names for the penis, women got beaver box, the altar of Venus, cooch, cooter, deli meat, lady garden, wizard sleeve.” — Pat Godwin (46:13)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Mr. Obvious “Garbage Disposal Critter” Call (Cold Open): 00:15–05:00
• Listener Anniversary Letter & Mr. Obvious Request: 05:00–06:12
• Corporate Jargon & In-Jokes: 06:24–09:48
• Jody Stumpy Paralympian Story: 08:17–09:44
• NBA Playoffs/Western Conference Finals Recap: 10:10–10:50
• NHL Playoff Recap & Tom’s Canadian Friends: 10:50–11:31
• Listener “Rat on the Shoulder” Ick Factor Story: 23:44–25:16
• Gray Pubic Hair and Listener Mail: 39:59–40:56
• “Steely Dan Day” & Song Riff: 21:31–22:12, 59:51–60:15
• Musical Parody (Slang Terms for Genitals): 46:13–47:01
• Remora Fish in Manta Ray Rectums: 114:54–116:10
• Semastia/Uniboob Medical Oddity: 116:38–118:18
• Vanity Plates & “Smut Slut” Plate Story: 83:28–89:16
• Werther’s Rebranding Discussion: 38:58–39:17
• Concert/Sphere Venue Stories: 35:09–35:47; 15:00–17:17
• Spam Dog Debut & Home Pizza Making: 105:08–106:47; 132:06–132:44
• World Record: Plunger-Balloon: 71:20–73:53
• Possum Wrangling in Stadiums: 54:03–55:12, 155:01–156:00
• Restroom Hygiene Debates: 143:36–145:41

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Final Thoughts

This episode epitomizes The BOB & TOM Show’s irreverent, freewheeling style—a mix of sharp wit, musical parodies, stories from the road (and the restroom), and offbeat takes on the news and sports. Whether exploring oddball science, listener letters, or stadium mascots, the chemistry among Tom, Chick, Christy, Josh, Pat, and Ace keeps the energy high. Even the most trivial topics become opportunities for running gags, inside jokes, and playful ribbing. For fans old and new, this May 19, 2026 episode captured why the show remains a morning radio institution.

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Additional Resources

• Show Merch: Pop Up Shop with special Indy 500 shirts, neon shirts, hats, and tank tops – bobandtom.com
• Contact: Email the show at [e-mail]
• Upcoming Live Show: Pat Godwin at Shakespeare’s, Kalamazoo, MI – May 30

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For precise segment selection, refer to provided timestamps.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. Hello, and welcome to the wildly successful Mr. Obvious Show. I'm your host, Mr. Obvious. Let's take a call. Hello, Mr. Obvious Show. Hello, is this Mr. Obvious? Speaking. Hi, Mr. Obvious, longtime listener, first time caller. I just want to say, first of all, I really love your show, really enjoy listening to it. I think you do a great job. Well, kind words indeed, and thank you, caller, for calling the Mr. Obvious show. Mr. Obvious? Yes. Here's my problem. Oh, okay. Well, thing is, I think I got some kind of animal trapped in my house. Oh, yeah? Like a pest problem or something? Yeah, well, it's even bigger than that. I think it's some kind of critter that's trapped down underneath my sink somewhere. Oh, my. Now, do you live in a rural section of town? Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do live on the outskirts of town here. And. Well, here's the thing. I think it's caught underneath my sink and I've opened the doors and my cabinets there and looked underneath and I can't find it anywhere. But I can hear him down there making noise. Oh, you say you got a critter and you can hear him. Now, what kind of sound does he make, caller? Well, it's kind of a growling, kind of. I'll try to imitate it for you. It's kind of like. This is under your sink in your kitchen. Yeah, it sounds like you might be caught down there in the pipes. Now, this is not uncommon for your rurally located homes to have a raccoon or a possum under the house. Now, you say he might be stuck in the pipes? Yeah, that's what it seems like. Because in fact, I think that's how he's living there. Seems to eat stuff that my wife throws away down the sink after dinner. She'll wash the leftovers down the sink after we get done eating. I think that's what he's eating because I can hear him down there growling and chewing. Huh. What was the sound again, caller? Well, she'll put the stuff down there in the sink and run the water and then you can hear him kind of going kind of like that. Now, is there anything else that corresponds with the growling that your wife does there in the kitchen? Well, it does seem like it usually happens whenever she tries to turn the light on. There's a light switch there and she'll try to turn it on. Thing is, light don't come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the light bulb must be

[Chick McGee]

burned out or something, but I can't Even find a place to change the light bulb on it. Anyway, she'll try to turn that light switch on and you can hear him down there. Just seems to make him mad as anything. This is in the kitchen under the sink, right? Yeah. And, you know, I figure he's caught in the pipes, so I figured try to get him out of there. Well, I reached down there with my hands when I heard him growling and I mean, that thing about ripped my fingers off did into me. Boy, it hurt. Well, I think I know what your problem is, caller.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a garbage disposal. So is that something like a raccoon? No collar. It's no. Something littler, like a mouse? No, caller, it's a machine that's hooked to your drain pipe there under your sink that chews up food, that makes it rinse right down the pipe there. It's an actual machine. It's not an animal at all, huh? Yeah, that's what it is. I never made the connection. Get rid of the garbage. There you go. Sounds like a critter. I know. Yeah, it's not a critter. So thanks for calling though, col. Mr. Obvious. Yes. You're a lifesaver, you are. That'll do it for this week's show. Thank you and good luck from everyone here on the Mr. Obvious Show. Lightning in a bottle, huh? Hello? Yes, I'm alive. Yes, I'm fine. My goodness. Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Tom, don't you feel like you going to Christy and see her about problem? Yeah, you're having to work.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's very official looking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very efficient and official. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, hey. Indeed I am Chick McGee. And I'm back and I'm bored. I'm. I'm bored.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm broke and I'm back.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. We gotta explain why we opened up with a little bit of Mr. Obvious.

[Chick McGee]

Yes,

[Tom Griswold]

this is a nice letter from PJ. Not that PJ or that PJ, but a new. A new guy.

[Chick McGee]

Not our PJ.

[Tom Griswold]

Not neither. Neither either of our PJs. We were talking about hot dogs a lot last week.

[Chick McGee]

A lot.

[Tom Griswold]

We have, believe it or not, they're in the news again today. But this letter from PJ begins. Jeff Oskay from your show is a genius. He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for solving the proper way to get a perfect stadium hot Dog at home. Now you'll recall this involves a paper towel and 30 seconds of the hot dog and the bun in the microwave, right? He goes, on another note, my wife and I met five years ago. On our first date, she asked what I listened to in the morning. I said, the Bob and Tom Show. She gloriously replied, me too. As if all the stars aligned at the perfect moment. We both simultaneously mentioned the Mr. Obvious show garbage disposal episode. In honor of our third wedding anniversary today, please play this for us. Happy to, pj.

[Christy Lee]

That's so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Three years, huh? Won't be that long for. Till the divorce. Three years is a good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, mine's coming up in four days. A divorce, three years. Unless you guys know something I don't.

[Chick McGee]

It's over. It's over 50, right? I mean, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in three years.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Might be 100% in this room as well.

[Christy Lee]

50% of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we can move forward from this point. As we were exiting yesterday, we had a news story about jargon. And the essence of the story was people who tend to use a lot of jargon on the job, business related stuff, tend to be morons. Is that the conclusion?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was a study done at Cornell University. They developed the so called corporate BS receptivity scale and a corporate BS generator to create phrases like we will actualize a renewed level of cradle to grave. Creditationally, I can't even say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's such.

[Christy Lee]

But anyway, they found that the statements alongside real quotes from Fortune 500 leaders when put in front of the workers who were more susceptible to corporate BS had lower scores on analytic thinking and a variety of intelligence tests. So.

[Tom Griswold]

But in every, every job has its inside, inside jargon or stuff like that. When we mentioned a couple of radio things like for example, we might say the board op.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be ace. Who's running the equipment? It's the board. We talked about carts. In fact, Chick, while you were gone, we installed a cart machine over here. These old fashioned carts.

[Chick McGee]

It had just been installed and yeah, evidently we turn it on and there's a, there's a. Working on that.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to get rid of that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Something called dead air. That's. That just means if, if we all stop talking or stop playing music or whatever, it would be very quiet out there. You want, you want to avoid that in radio, certainly, but lots of stuff. In any event, I was going over this with a member of our crew a few minutes ago and I Was reminded of an old story about an awkward moment on the show. And I just thought, even though it's sort of inside, if you don't mind, I'm going to repeat it because I'm not sure everybody knows about it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a very, very fine woman that worked here named Jody Stumpy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And hard worker, really good at her job.

[Chick McGee]

That was her last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Her last name was Stumpy. And she was in the promotions department.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she was.

[Tom Griswold]

And as it happened, we had a. We always lots of guests. And we had an Olympian coming through who was part of the para Olympics

[Chick McGee]

I believe they call Lord. I've forgotten about this.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know if you've heard this story, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Pat. No, just say you've heard it. I've heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

And this guy happened to be a fine athlete who was missing part of one of his legs, so he had an artificial limb, if you will. And just by Jody walked into the. To the air booth, as we call

[Chick McGee]

it, the room we broadcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, this room here. And just Venus thrust her hand out and said, hi, I'm Jody Stumpy.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, what she said was, hi, I'm Jody Stumpy. There wasn't a comedian imply she's calling him Stumpy.

[Josh Arnold]

I figured there were some narrative liberties.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think her name being Stumpy. You didn't have to shove it down our throat. How you doing, Stumpy?

[Tom Griswold]

It's rather. Rather awkward in any of it. That's.

[Chick McGee]

It's still just as awkward today. And none of the people involved are in the room right now.

[Tom Griswold]

But just talking about it, I don't know how I got from radio jargon into that topic, but I. But I did.

[Chick McGee]

Goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, happy anniversary to pj.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's a sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting a little bit of a. The Mr. Obvious show out there. What's coming up in the sports scene?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we had game one of the Western Conference finals last night, and Wembanyama is on a roll. Oklahoma City beaten in Oklahoma City last night. Game one, the Western Conference finals. 1:22, 1:15 and double overtime. People are saying. People are talking, calling this the game of the year in the NBA. Oh, double overtime yet to come. This is going to be a tough, amazing series. And in hockey last night, Alex New Hook, same as the old hook, scored his second game, his second game seven, winning goal of the postseason, 11:22. And the Canadians, 3:2 win over the Sabers in Buffalo last night.

[Josh Arnold]

That's who Tom's rooting for.

[Chick McGee]

You rooting for the Canadiens Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a friend from Montreal.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

The Habs.

[Chick McGee]

Is his name Jacques? Is he a Jacques?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, two. One of them is named Lamarck.

[Chick McGee]

Lamar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me it's M A R. It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just Mark. Okay. Yes. The other one is named Jeff, but they're Canadian. Canadians. One from Montreal, one from Toronto.

[Christy Lee]

And you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

They're communicating with me a little bit about this because I know nothing about it. But just in. In honor of their fandom, I'm rooting for the Montreal. It's been a while since the Canadian team won.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. And it's there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a proud American. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's their. It's their sport.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did they invent. I don't wonder where hockey was invented, but I don't know. I mean, might be, like a case, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Finland.

[Chick McGee]

I would think hockey and showers. Cavemen invented those. Right. Probably waterfalls and a ball and a stick on a frozen pond, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now possibly where the waterfall for the shower was. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

We've got world record. And I was going to be snarky about it, but I have not really given it a quick look. Oh, an umpire who should be fired. We'll talk about that. Oh, and remember the celebration where the three outfielders from the Giants are getting in and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Each other. Well, there was a meeting. They might have. They. They kind of have redone their celebration. But, you know, the. Their boys there, they. They broke out the old one a couple days ago, and some people got upset again. Not nsfw, Tom. Not safe for work is what they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it looked like they were. The three were hugging and humping each other at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it wasn't celebrating. Celebrating a win. And as Josh pointed out, it looks. It looks fun because there are three of them now. If it were just two, that's when I might have a problem with it all.

[Josh Arnold]

Those two really like each other.

[Chick McGee]

They have. They're congratulating each other. And we have balloons in our world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And. And a turd wrench.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and we need to hear about your trip.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I went to Dallas. I just hate the word Dallas.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's that? Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I saw the Eagles Saturday night in Arlington where the Rangers play. And it was supposed to be their last show ever is why I went. But they added they're gonna go back to the sphere, and I'm so By God, I'm going to one of those too.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the Eagles of the Sphere. Might have to go with great show.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I met my. The biggest fan of Chick McGee on the face of the earth at a polo outlet store.

[Christy Lee]

That's random.

[Chick McGee]

And his name is David Smith. He's originally from England, I think, and now he lives in Dallas. And he. I was looking for a shirt and he goes, you're going to think this is weird, but you look exactly like. Are you Chick McGee? And I said, well, if I'm not, I'm wearing his underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

that's what I always tell him. That's a line.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he. Did he offer you for it?

[Chick McGee]

He did not know it. Didn't get. It was a wonderful exchange.

[Christy Lee]

That's so sweet.

[Chick McGee]

I put the picture up on Instagram and everything and. And that's when all the hell broke out, is when. Why are you so skinny? What happened, Chick? Are you dying? I go, no, my cardiologist. The team got together and we need to do something. And I did. And now people are mad because I lost weight. I feel. I feel Jonah Hill. Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

He takes a lot of unnecessary heat for that. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you dropped the size of underwear?

[Chick McGee]

Two sizes, maybe almost three sizes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's time. Have you gotten rid of it yet?

[Chick McGee]

I. I actually. I have.

[Christy Lee]

Not gonna give away his under.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta give it away. I want to sell it.

[Chick McGee]

Times.

[Tom Griswold]

Times are tough.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody's gonna buy my underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet they would.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

This David Smith guy might make it into a bedspread.

[Chick McGee]

I had a lovely time. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

They open with Hopedl. California, by the Way, opened with it. You know, you're going to be at a good concert.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the first song. Yeah, that. They're pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm. I'm amazed. Henley play a lot of drums and

[Christy Lee]

Joe Walsh does that great solo set.

[Tom Griswold]

He does a whole bunch of solo stuff. Vince Gill is a. One of the greatest musicians on earth. Now he's in the Eagles. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Deacon's a pretty good player. He was Glenn Fry, son.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right now that's coming up. Also, we'll get some music out of Mr. Pat Godwin over there.

[Chick McGee]

And I hired a woman. Other than that, nothing happened.

[Christy Lee]

Was she good?

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G, you're still up and running with respect to a special show May 30 at Shakespeare's in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking forward to it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

My name is David Goss and I'm joined by my co host Megan Kleinenberg.

[Christy Lee]

And now, now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup. Time's ticking.

[Chick McGee]

I think you can feel the intensity. All the guys are wanting to really stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no doubt about it.

[Chick McGee]

Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures. We're just really excited. Just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. How's it going, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Good, man. How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Pat got a haircut yesterday. Yeah, dapper. It looks dapper.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got to look nice for that big gig he's got coming up in Kalamazoo, Michigan Shakespeare's on May 30th.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Not gonna comment on Josh's haircut. Looks very good.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't notice, but okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. I'm. Luckily, I'm one of those guys when I get a haircut, sometimes you don't notice.

[Chick McGee]

Now, last week, you recall that Josh. It was a horrible incident on the program. His feather, much loved feather quill pen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Snapped off in his hand. So guess who got him a whole box of new feather quill pens. And I brought them in this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

They come with a box.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, pick that baby up. Wag it around. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Change color.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we're going with black now.

[Chick McGee]

Looks so much bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I have yours. And I have another one from our friends James and Kayla, who sent me

[Chick McGee]

in a. Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

A nice one for my birthday. So. Yeah, I'll never be without them.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be surprised how inexpensive. Like 9,000 of them for a nickel now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll happen. Yeah, that's that conversation we're having with China.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I had something happen last night. This ever happened to you guys?

[Chick McGee]

Talk to me.

[Christy Lee]

We had kind of a business dinner, my husband and I, and show up at the restaurant and, you know, we tell the lady and she goes, oh, that's interesting. He had a reservation earlier today. And I go, oh, I hate that I'm making a meet at the same restaurant twice. And she goes, well, I'll see you. We have a table ready, and we go and we sit and the person we were meeting texts me about five minutes later and says, we have a table. Just come straight back. We're right there. I look around and I don't see Anybody? I get up, I walk around the restaurant, I go, I don't see you guys. Where are you? And he goes, well, we're at such and such restaurant. And I go, we're not. We were at the wrong restaurant. And so I had. And he goes, what do you mean you're at this other restaurant? I go, I thought we. He goes, you suggested this place. I had totally messed up up and didn't go to the right place. Have you ever done that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I had never done that before. I felt so stupid. Oh, thank goodness. It was only like a 10 minute.

[Tom Griswold]

In my defense, one restaurant was called Kona's and the others was called Kona Jacks.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's interesting that that is actually one of the restaurants.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll happen.

[Christy Lee]

And I didn't make it there. Well, we did, but we were a little late, but I felt so embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to check in with the. The world of email.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, and email from our listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

We love to hear from you. You can reach us, Bob and Tom, @bobandtom.com. have you got anything over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show, it's May 19th and I've. Evidently Tom and I, I know Pat, we're big Steely Dan fans. This is the first time hearing about this. Instead of hey, 19, you say May 19th.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently it's a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so this is like may the fourth be with you.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So May 19th is Steely Dan day.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Our writer, Schmitty from mid Missouri says it's May 19, we can't dance together and we can't talk at all. Happy unofficial Steely Dan day from Steely Dan fans who know I like that. Yeah, it's a great tune and I insist every time I speak. Today we have Steely Dan playing underneath me.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it'll be a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Here it is. Boy, it's hard to sing with Fagan, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Skate a little lower now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here. Here's the whole thing, Tom. Ready? It's all May 19th. Hey, night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I was not aware of that. And I. I even get the Steely Dan newsletter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they aware of that?

[Chick McGee]

I as well. I get the podcast. I get the whole thing. Yeah. I. The first time I've 50 years, man and boy, love Steely Dan and I never heard about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, got this letter. As much as I hate to admit it, Tom is correct, writes Carl. Amazon prime is the personal worst at requiring a random login. The other day, One of my TVs did it just as the tornado sirens were going off. There are also specific apps that require random logins, mainly the sports channels. I just find it annoying when I turn on the TV and all of a sudden I have to get my phone, get the QR code.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the. That's my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Type in a password. And then me and I. Meantime, I've missed whatever I was trying to get.

[Chick McGee]

If there's a hard. Every now and then, you'll bump into a hardcore that you have to put your password in. But when they put the QR code, get your phone, bam, you're back, right?

[Tom Griswold]

If you have your phone, just. Why would you have your phone? Why is that required?

[Chick McGee]

Why is what required?

[Tom Griswold]

Why do I have to re log?

[Chick McGee]

Well, in today's society, theft is rampant as far as subscriptions go and trying to break into other people's accounts. They have to have some sort of a security, a firewall. They have to.

[Tom Griswold]

So what, My neighbor came over and stole my TV code?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

My question is, our phones know exactly where we are and what we're doing all the time. So I don't know why. When I traveled to Dallas this weekend, I got. I started getting emails from companies in Dallas, and because they know where I am. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, do you know where you are, Tom? I just find it annoying.

[Chick McGee]

You might want to think I'd like

[Tom Griswold]

to find a system that doesn't require that. Now, we were talking about the so called ick factor. Christy, do you want to explain this?

[Christy Lee]

This is when you are starting in a relationship and things are really great, and then all of a sudden the other person does something and it creates the ick.

[Tom Griswold]

You go, okay, here we go. This is. This is from Matt. He goes. I was stationed in Atwater, California. I was living in a trailer park close to Merced. Within the trailer park there was a duplex, essentially two apartments side by side. A young lady moved in next door, also in the Air Force. Then he writes. Nothing striking about her, like me, very modest. But I said, why don't you come over for dinner? Being neighborly, I cannot deny that I had youthful wishes in my mind following me here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I. I can't remember.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is this? John Irving.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just reading the letters. I can't remember what I cooked or anything else. All I remember is when she showed up at my house. She had a White rat on her shoulder. Oh, I did not take my eyes off that thing. All evening, all I could think about was the movie Willard. I had to be nice. Move about. Very gingerly. Cordial, but cautious. Very cautious.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me she made no mention of the rat.

[Tom Griswold]

I had trouble sleeping.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this whole thing, she kept it on her shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing says no more than a rat on a woman's shoulder. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's. That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

That is weird.

[Chick McGee]

When I have intercourse, I let the rat watch. I hope that's okay, darling.

[Josh Arnold]

This apparently okay with you, right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is apparently their only outing, I gather.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of military romance, I watched South Pacific.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you saying that to hurt me?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Ray Walston acts a storm up. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit of fun. I guess. Mitzi Gaynor is cute.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all I have to say.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you banged Missy. Game.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like that?

[Chick McGee]

I worked for her, okay? I bet you did.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the Some Enchanted Evening? One of the great songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, especially. Especially the way that guy sings it. No, thank you. Oh, my God, that's him.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

It makes zero sense.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an opera singer.

[Josh Arnold]

That the story?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't work.

[Josh Arnold]

None of it works. Dude. It's not. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, Tom has a behind the scenes story on that guy. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got a muddled French accent. Tell me that's actually his real voice. A muddled French accent. It is, yeah. I mean, it's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to remember if, for the movie, if the guy that's on screen is the voice they use. I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

The only reason that we know that these people like each other is because they tell us there's zero showing of any romance or emotion.

[Tom Griswold]

She's really good in that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

She's. She's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

She's cute, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's damn cute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's zero story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a. There's a. The guy from Princeton who gets shot down and very dead off screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we. Again, we get told about that.

[Chick McGee]

So. So you wanted to correct me if I'm wrong. Were you singing the praises of South Pacific?

[Tom Griswold]

He always is one of my favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was on Turner Classic. I was like, I should watch it. It's considered. And then it's not considered a critical.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was good on Broadway. That movie was not reviewed.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was not reviewed. It was the biggest blockbuster of that year. It was so Everybody went to see it, but nobody cared.

[Christy Lee]

Choices were limited.

[Tom Griswold]

I think all of the brave men and women who fought in World War

[Josh Arnold]

II were disserviced wildly by that film.

[Tom Griswold]

We're happy to see. Maybe learn a little bit about.

[Josh Arnold]

All we learned about the Navy in the South Pacific was that they would put on a play for Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

How about. Did you enjoy the song Bally High?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

What and what and what's the character's name? Who, like 2 ton tests or what's her name? That's the overweight Polynesian woman. Yeah, Bloody Mary. Well, that's inappropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe that's based on an actual person. That movie sounded like the movie is based on, I think, a, a memoir of real events that occurred.

[Josh Arnold]

Tales from the South Pacific by Mitch Michener.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's just not.

[Chick McGee]

See, I usually like Mentioner. One of my favorite minis Centennial. I love.

[Christy Lee]

So have you read the book?

[Tom Griswold]

I read the James Michener book. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the real tales. Is it called what Tales? I forget what.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Tales of the South.

[Tom Griswold]

I read it 30 years ago or 40 years. In any event, I just love that you don't like some enchanted evening.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know

[Tom Griswold]

laughing across a crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

If you just wanted to sing, you could have just sang.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was salmon scented evening.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there salmon?

[Tom Griswold]

You. I had a. I knew a couple named Sam and Janet. This is true. And they.

[Chick McGee]

You did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Chick McGee]

This is a joke. No, honest to gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Our famous, very tall photographer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Okay. I know that his name's Sam.

[Tom Griswold]

His wife was Janet. And they. Their wedding evening. The invitation was a Sam and Janet evening. I'm totally serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Sam and Janet evening.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, he was a wonderful guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty, that's pretty great.

[Tom Griswold]

He took some of the most famous photographs of this show. I'm sorry he didn't like the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay that, that happens.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I'm not sorry. I think it's, I think it's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

I listened to both the Broadway soundtrack and then they, they brought it back to Broadway, what, a decade or so ago. And I, I listened to that one also. And then I also listened to the movie sound.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when I'm at home, I go, I think I'll listen to some music. And I go. And there's this thing on Spotify, the Discover Weekly or whatever it's called. And I, I stroll through. Doesn't listen to those. Oh, that's interesting. I'll take a look at that. Oh, and then it goes. And then you're down a rabbit hole. It's three hours later. And I've listened to some nice music. Now do you go home and get. Get the cast albums out and the Broadway and occasion.

[Christy Lee]

There's a channel for that, you know, on your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can occasionally listen to that.

[Chick McGee]

You can dial that up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They also do a thing. And if you remember in South Pacific, where depending on the mood of the singer, the color of the entire movie changes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That is hard on the rods and cones. It just does not work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I haven't seen the movie in a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have to revisit it because it's already gorgeous, right? It's gorgeous. And the actual South Pacific.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In the actual colors. And then all of a sudden she sings about being a. Oh, it's canary yellow out here because I'm stupping a French guy.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't it turn red when Bloody Mary sings? Yes, I think I remember.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurts. Hurts the eyes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy. Turn that down about 90%. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

I do. You were talking about a rat on a woman's shoulder.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Evidently, at Angel Stadium in Anaheim, California. They were up in the center, up in center field. You can tell it's very high in the stadium because there's the. And there's a video of the fans. And they're. That's right. They're wrestling possums.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would that guy pick up a possum.

[Chick McGee]

Possum there. Evidently, the stadium is infested with possums. And this is a thing Angels fans do as. As good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

He's picking it up by its tail. That's gross.

[Chick McGee]

And they grab possums and hold them up high. And you're gonna get bit.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't you gonna get bit?

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna get rabies. Where is this? Anaheim, California.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have ticks. They don't have to worry about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that was immediate rabies. If you got bit by an awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Oh, and they're. They're. I mean, you corner one and they say hiss.

[Christy Lee]

They're great to have in your yard.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. We have sporting news. We have an update on Werther's candy, which we're trying to promote.

[Chick McGee]

I love words.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Oh, we. Our pop up shop has popped back up. We have some cool new shirts, some Cool hats and other stuff. So go check it out at bob and tom.com right now. Chris E. Lee, how'd you get here today?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. I drove my Tucson Hybrid. That's right. I love my car and I'm sure you will, too. In fact, Hyundai has wonderful hybrids. They come with America's best warranty. I prefer the Tucson a little bit more carish, if that makes them. If that makes any sense. While the Santa Fe Hybrid is a little more suvish, with the power to navigate whatever you want to. Bring it on. Come on, bring it on. We'll drive it on that. It's like having your cake and eating it, too. The wonderful hybrids from Hyundai, you'll find them@Hyundai USA.com or you can call 562-314-4603 to find out all the details or stop by your local Hyundai dealer. Once again, the hybrids from Hyundai, you get the best of both worlds. They're a wonderful vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

And you meant to say you can have your cake and eat it, too.

[Christy Lee]

What'd I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Have your kink and eat it, too.

[Christy Lee]

You can have your kink in their car, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said have your cake and eat it. Edith, too.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Edith.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Either way, get the marbles out of your mouth, lady. We are going to come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Ho, there. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Yes, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. A letter involving the circumstance Christie found herself in last night. You were meeting some people for a meeting for dinner. You got there, they said they were there, you couldn't find them in the restaurant, and it turns out you'd gone to the wrong place. Yeah, I think I've done the same thing. This is a good one. Dear Bob and Top Show. We went to the church. They played the Wedding March, and we realized we were at the wrong wedding. We slugged out of the church quietly.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That's pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

You look around, boy. I don't recognize any of these people.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are we the only white people here?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be particularly embarrassing, however, if. Maybe if the reception had a open bar. What the hell we decided to stay. We love getting your letters. You can reach us Bob and Tom at Bob and tom dot com. I'll remind you once again, we have re popped up the Pop Up Shop. We have some really cool shirts and hats, etc. Etc. If you're a fan of the show. We certainly appreciate it. And it's Bob and [e-mail] if you want to send us a letter or just go to Bob and tom dot com. Check out the Pop Up Shop. We occasionally mention great shows that we've been to see. For example, Chick McGee went to see the Eagles in Dallas over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Saturday night in Arlington and Rangers Stadium.

[Tom Griswold]

The Eagles have decided they're going to do a handful of shows in Vegas and that'll be it.

[Chick McGee]

I think. Six at the Sphere yet to come. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounded chick like you enjoyed the Dallas show so much that you'll go see them again in Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

I think I might. I think I absolutely might.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to see See Them at the Sphere. It was great. We may try to squeeze a trip in again.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't we all go.

[Chick McGee]

Let's all go to Vegas. Vegas, baby. Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem is, the last time we all went to Vegas, it was something else.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, we went. It was. It was for too long. We were there a week.

[Tom Griswold]

That long time we. We had to go on the air. Vegas time, 3:00am I tried to explain this to you.

[Chick McGee]

When we were there, it wasn't 3am it was still 6am to us. It's the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but just because the clocks look

[Chick McGee]

around, you say it's 3am you tell

[Tom Griswold]

yourself the problem is there was nothing going on.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nothing going on in this room. When we do a show every morning.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Nothing at all.

[Josh Arnold]

No people walking by?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have to do a show. We could just go. It'd be fun. Just have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Talking about work.

[Chick McGee]

Christy might be onto something here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know how to spell revenue? I'll explain our radio. Yeah. Those shows were a disaster. Everybody was completely exhausted.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Shows were.

[Tom Griswold]

They were living my Heart forever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. It was really something.

[Tom Griswold]

I would highly recommend going to the Sphere to see whoever you're into.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bring this up because there's a show that's touring right now that I want to go see that I haven't been able to and probably won't.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't have anything to do with South Pacific, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's the great band Triumph.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're good.

[Tom Griswold]

They've reunited with the original three guys, a couple of side people. And I've heard great things about the show. Dear Bob and Tom show. I listen every day. I live in Southern Minnesota. You mentioned the Triumph was going back on tour. I got very excited and called my boyfriend right away. We're huge fans. We got tickets. They wanted to see it in Kansas City. I'd never been there. Holy balls, what a show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, then Tom, you gotta go see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Writes Jenny. Rick Emmett was amazing. Rick's been in here. Great guy, great singer, great guitar player. If you're a fan of the band Triumph, this is a very limited tour. Maybe they'll add some dates. I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

You might know Rick Emmett from. He was on the later years of the Andy Griffith Show. Emmett's Fix It Shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Rick Emmett has a terrific video out there in the. Remember when they were saying that. What was it? Led Zeppelin had stolen the melody to Stairway to Heaven, which was completely ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean like Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh and Steve Miller's the Stake of the same song?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean let's. In any event, Rick Emmett has a very funny video where he plays. He plays those chords and sings like 25 different songs to them and just demonstrate that it. There's. That case was ridiculous. Anyway, thanks for the letter. Hope you get to see a great show this summer. There's so many great bands touring and great comedians out there this summer at so many terrific places to see them. So I hope you get to see some great live music. Now we've been talking a little bit about. I forget this might have been Josh's idea to rebrand Werther's Candy because Werther's has become kind of a punchline. Anybody you know, their grandparents, they're passing out the Werther's and we had a whole bunch of them here in the studio in the green room last week and they're pretty good. This is from Lauren in Fresno, California. Werther's has found a newfound younger audience. We were at my niece's nursery school graduation and my 17 year old nephew pulled out a handful of his pocket and handed out Werther's to all of us.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So maybe they're skewing a little bit younger.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I do not see any advertisements doing that. I think they've always skewed fairly young and never leaned into it. When we were kids, we loved them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just I your thought maybe a Super bowl commercial? You mentioned this yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I Mean, I don't know if they need to do it. Their numbers might show that they're totally fine.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They do. Werther's are the candy that grandparents prefer to hand to grandkids, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but grandkids aren't upset at getting them right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Well, now we'll push on from there. Any more mail over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This might bring me up to speed as well. This is from Michael in Bakersfield, California. My work schedule has been a little off lately, so I've been playing catch up with your show. I was listening through the last couple of weeks worth of shows. My God, capital G was. There's been a lot of down there talk. I found my first grade. I found my first gray pubic hair. Oh, right after I listened to your show. I am distraught.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Michael from Bakersfield, I forget. Were you talking about you have gray?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I found three all of a sudden. Just three. Right on the. Kind of on to the right.

[Chick McGee]

I found one. I'm gonna say three or four years ago, because my eyebrows, you can see they're not really very gray, but. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, it's not all gray, but it's getting there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gesture in this for a second because your beard has evened out the. Below your soul patch, there's a slightly whiter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's very. It's almost all white.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, there was a while where it was just one side. Yeah. Yeah. I think nature has its way of evening things out.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So in case you were concerned, you'll have a very distinguished looking pubic region fairly soon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At some point.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice touch of gray. I think that's what the Grateful Dead wrote about in that great song Touch of Gray. That is one of the great videos

[Josh Arnold]

of all those skeletons had pubes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's your contention. The Touch of Gray by Grateful Head is about gray pubic hair.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what inspired.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what inspired the lyrics. Lyrics, of course.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. You'll be okay. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't fret, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the old wife still. If you pluck it, three more come back.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they say. Did you pluck them?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I mean, I keep them very trim and any. And plus whatever. None of that stuff bothers me. Natural aging is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna maybe glue them to a piece of paper and frame them, put

[Josh Arnold]

them in a scrapbook.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, someone, you know someone has done that. You know, there's someone out there. Hey, they're talking about me.

[Christy Lee]

The scrapbook has gone away with digital stuff now.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought scrapping was a big thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, cropping. Is that what they were doing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there was a whole thing, but that's. People my age. I mean, I wonder if the kids do it.

[Chick McGee]

Does an iPhone take care of your scrapbooks for you? You don't have to.

[Josh Arnold]

What about your first lock of hair? That kind of thing?

[Christy Lee]

Ah, the hell with that with the baby books.

[Josh Arnold]

We found my dad's old one that my grandma kept, and there was a tiny. A tiny lock of hair in there. And my. My brother goes, oh, look, Dad's first must.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would that be enough? Would that be enough? I don't know anything about the science.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Could they. Is there enough in that hair that they could do a DNA test?

[Josh Arnold]

I think. I think now they could.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I. I have an aunt. This is. I don't get too much detail here that my sister and I think she may have been adopted. And we were, we were. We'd like to see. We'd like to get a. If we only had a hair or something where we could do maybe.

[Christy Lee]

If Grandma had a real, like, nice relationship with the mailman. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see if. Iceman. Hang on a second. Hold on a minute. Maybe the elevator operator.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe the. Maybe the. Hang on a minute. Maybe the. The Pullman Porter. Anyone getting my drift here?

[Josh Arnold]

She was a little tanner than the

[Tom Griswold]

rest of this one. This is the dance I do. Sorry, Jan. Good morning. I hope you're having a good time. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bo and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob

[Chick McGee]

and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel

[Tom Griswold]

track.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello, indeed. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

When we last left you, we had a letter from someone about. Down there, if you will. The. The arrival of a gray hair or two. And it reminded Me, A doctor buddy of mine was an ER doc, and he was telling me that often he worked in a. An urban setting, if you will. And there were no to me. Allow me to.

[Chick McGee]

To get your guitar. Blame me for being apprehensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your guitar out, Pat. You're going to need it. Here. I think it can be awkward when you go to the doctor and you have to use, you know, sort of clinical terminology. You. Now. Now, would you. For example, Christy, I'm not trying to put you on the spot.

[Christy Lee]

Put me on the spot.

[Tom Griswold]

If you went to the doctor's office and you said, doctor,

[Christy Lee]

my vagina itches.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can't help you.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I was really trying to be delicate.

[Chick McGee]

What happened?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. I was.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell happened?

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean. Coming up. Coming up, for example, we have a story about a peculiar issue in the world of the female breast.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's. It's a. It's an interesting oddity. Not. Not too serious. But often, my friend that was the ER doctor would say. Ladies would come in and they would say, doc, I've got an issue, quote, unquote, down there.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of women say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But the thing is, we have a lot of slang terms for the various body parts. But you wouldn't walk into your doctor. I wouldn't walk in and say, hey, doc, there's an issue with my pecker. That would be awkward word.

[Christy Lee]

That. Words always make me giggle.

[Tom Griswold]

The word pecker always makes me laugh. I don't know what it is.

[Christy Lee]

It has a K in it.

[Tom Griswold]

The word dick. Oh, I get it. It's generic. But the word pecker has a little. Little more. A little more. A little more heat to it, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Pecker could only mean. I mean, chicken farmers don't use the word pecker. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

If you say pecker head, I'm gonna laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hilarious. Yeah, but there are a lot of. There are a lot of terms, and I know that Mr. Godwin is a. Is a poet in many. In many ways. It's my understanding that you have been. You have been contemplating the various aspects of language vis a vis. Would you save me, somebody?

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations, Tom Griswold. This has been the longest setup ever.

[Tom Griswold]

You were gone.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we were just gone. We had a lot of slang. Slang words for female parts.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I had a little Billy Joel treat treatment, a little tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the matter with calling it.

[Chick McGee]

The P word is a sexier, way too crude. Maybe I should call your Mommy. Parts of peach when you're standing there completely nude Some ladies call the clam dip a hoo.

[Josh Arnold]

Ha.

[Chick McGee]

Can't see the good. Still, you spend a lot of moolah. Every woman names their vagina something cute But a sweet, sweet puddy.

[Josh Arnold]

To me,

[Chick McGee]

in the UK they call it a fanny in the States, it's a honey pot. Be careful when you call it punani or you're gonna get slapped a lot. There's a million funny names for the

[Tom Griswold]

penis Women got Beaver Box, the Altar

[Chick McGee]

of Venus, Cooch, Cooter Deli Meat Lady

[Tom Griswold]

Gar Garden Wizard Sleeve.

[Josh Arnold]

A sweet, sweet P to me Kelly,

[Chick McGee]

I don't care what you call it

[Tom Griswold]

I just want a ball of sweet,

[Josh Arnold]

sweet potty to me

[Chick McGee]

Deli meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Deli meat. Thank you. A bad God. One of the Pecker Heads and their latest single,

[Chick McGee]

Deli Meat. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I never heard that one before.

[Tom Griswold]

That was one for the locker room. Oh, yeah. There are so many really unfortunate ones I hadn't heard. Stakehams. That's the worst one.

[Chick McGee]

Wizard Sleeve. Until Borat, that was. Yeah, that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a rough one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, That's.

[Tom Griswold]

And last week.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't bother me as much as deli Meat.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all troublesome. Last week, Christie wore a shirt or blouse, whatever, that had you. Remember, you just. You were holding your arms up and the sleeves went down like a foot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You drag it through ranch dressing and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Those are. Those are wizards. Very impractical. No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So over the weekend, I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Was.

[Chick McGee]

I was in Dallas, and I was seeing the Eagles on Saturday night at Ranger Stadium, a Globe Life Field, I believe. And in my hotel, they had a door that. Employee only. And. And I brought a picture of it. There's. There it is. I'm just concerned. I'm. I'm. You know, me. I don't like Dallas. I don't like the Cowboys. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Chick McGee]

They killed our king. But it says. The door says linen Shoot. Now, I was under the impression C

[Josh Arnold]

H U T E. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what that's supposed to mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but. But hang on. That's. That's initially what I thought. And then I got. I did a little homework. All right. Apparently, this is British. I guess you can spell it. S H O O T for a linen shoot. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But this.

[Chick McGee]

I thought this was very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they spell parachute with an sh in England?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

How odd.

[Chick McGee]

I. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's just illiteracy.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too. Even if the British do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some yokel in Dallas.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That is. How about that, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Linen shoot.

[Chick McGee]

So my initial thought was, okay, we need a sign for the. The linen door. There's a show. Okay, well, so they sent it to the. The sign maker.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He made a s H O T. Didn't say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

He probably just said, yeah, put linen shoot on there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now it is Texas.

[Chick McGee]

And they do like their guns.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they like to shoot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's supposed to say Lyndon shoot. They were one early.

[Tom Griswold]

They got the wrong car. Oh, boy. Well, thank you very much. And again, you're giving a thumbs up to the Eagles live. And they are. They are going back to the Sphere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was the reason for the Dallas trip, is that I thought it had been presented to me. That was the last Eagle show ever. And that was certainly what was publicized,

[Tom Griswold]

but still worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

But if they have any integrity at all, absolutely. They should call you and say, we've canceled the Sphere shows. Apologize.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They owe that to you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Pete Townsend now of the who, measure his age by the number of farewell tours they've done? And I wish they would do another one because I want to go see him.

[Christy Lee]

They do have a show the day after your birthday.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Last 1, the 27th. We're off that day.

[Chick McGee]

Tickets, I think, are the lower. Lower in the sphere. 3500.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Ticket.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not sure how low you want to be in the Sphere. That's what I was. I sat about 200.

[Christy Lee]

Level is the best.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I was probably 200ft from the stage. I. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

On the ground. Were you on the floor?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was the first level of stairs.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. So that's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't know, I've never, obviously never sat close at the Sphere. I suppose it'd be great, but. But there's so much stuff going on above you. One of the interesting things about the Sphere in Vegas, sonically, Don Henley actually explained this. He goes, you're probably wondering why there are no speakers. All the speakers are in the ceiling. And I think he said. I think he said there were more than 100,000 of them.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say 150,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, yeah, you can, I'm sure, go and read about it online. But it's. I thought it was a terrific experience. Everyone I know who's been there for. For any concert has said it was great.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Chrissy was there for the wizard of Oz. Yeah, it was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine went there who's not a fan of the movie, the wizard of Oz, saw it there and said it was great.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you can really tell that the. The farm hands in the wizard of Oz at the beginning of the movie are the Cowardly lion and the Tin Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Spoiler alert.

[Chick McGee]

And the scarecrow had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go see it? The wizard of Ozpat talked me out of it. Oh, that's what happened. I wasn't sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They did edit out a couple key scenes, which is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did. And it's a lot shorter and they've added some stuff to make it to fit the sphere.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they take out the song if I Were King of the Forest?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's inexcusable.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best song in the movie.

[Christy Lee]

It's a showstopper.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a showstopper.

[Chick McGee]

And also, while I was in Dallas, I met my biggest fan. His name's David Smith, at the Polo Outlet store. Here's a picture of us. I'm giving him a handshake, a hearty handshake, as if he's on a chair. Check. And where's your right hand? It's down on my thumb.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on his ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Did. Does he have an accent?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

But. And maybe he's not from England. I'm thinking about it. But he has lived in England.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he from Jamaica?

[Chick McGee]

He happens to be a black gentleman. But no, I don't think he is from Jamaica. He has all.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I bring that up.

[Chick McGee]

He has glorious driving.

[Tom Griswold]

I bring that up because today is a famous day in the history of Jamaica. Jamaica.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's why you brought it up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you. Wait a minute. I'm not done. Okay, this is gonna get worse.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I'm not done. It's gonna get worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Today. I heard this driving in. Today is the anniversary of the release of the Star wars movie that featured Jar Jar Binks. And I, I remain a fan. I thought that was a great move. I don't know. I think. I think that the. The hack criticism of that is unjustified.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with the criticism of his so called race is unjustified because the actor chose to do those things. But he wasn't a particularly good character.

[Tom Griswold]

But they were just. People went nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I never. Jar Jar unfairly.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is the anniversary.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a menace.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a Jar Jar Binks action. Figure I was a fan. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And let's jump around and stop Tom talking. We have another email to wrap things up from our listeners. This is from the pancake man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who's the pancake man?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't say, but. Oh, his first name's Bob. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Perkins.

[Chick McGee]

Possums low body. Possums have a very low body temperature that doesn't allow rabies to survive.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

It's very rare to find a case of rabies in a possum. Is that right? They also don't have ticks for the same reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Possums sound like the pet of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What are we doing with these dogs?

[Christy Lee]

And they eat ticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are we talking about possums? What stadium is it?

[Chick McGee]

Angels Stadium in Anaheim. They have become possum wranglers in the upper decks, evidently infested with awesome kingdom.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't they get.

[Chick McGee]

You've heard of rally hats?

[Tom Griswold]

If they call Terminix or someone to get rid of these critters.

[Chick McGee]

Rally possums, I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I would not go to the. I wouldn't go there knowing that they were there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That would freak me out.

[Josh Arnold]

They were in the nosebleed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So they have to climb a lot to get up there.

[Josh Arnold]

And we know that about possums, don't they? Because don't they hang upside down sometimes? So they're up there just.

[Chick McGee]

Just hanging out.

[Christy Lee]

They enjoy baking.

[Josh Arnold]

There's probably a lot of loose popcorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's probably what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. There's so much food on the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding me, man?

[Chick McGee]

They think it's a restaurant. The possums think that's the biggest restaurant they've ever been.

[Josh Arnold]

They love it. It's a smorgasbord.

[Tom Griswold]

And isn't the University of Arizona stadium always full of rattlesnakes? Don't they?

[Josh Arnold]

The grass outside of Diamondbacks. Isn't that. Isn't that when they bring the field in and out? Or is that the football field where they can actually.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think. I think it is where the Cardinals play.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they can. Sometimes they put the grass out.

[Chick McGee]

The grass is on a tray.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And it just loaded with snake. They have to de Snake it before they bring.

[Chick McGee]

They absolutely have. I've heard of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

And also, it seems the stadiums are becoming more and more infested with rats. There's a lot of social media pictures of rats.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the biggest rats I ever saw was coming at me in the. In the. In Fenway Stadium. No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they're. They're crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

But I kind of went, oh, well, it's. It's Fenway. It was before the stadium had opened for the day. We were there there doing early work and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, were you like behind the scenes or was it out on the field?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was in the. What do they call the area where the concession stands are?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the L. Yeah, I forget. But I was walking and coming back and we just passed each other.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

The rat goes. He. Where'd you park your car? Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, go socks.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, we do have some baseball news on the way with our sporting segment.

[Chick McGee]

Also, we have this for Tom. Monsters out there leaking in here. All sinking and no power. All right, that's Jar Jar Binks. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that notion was that outer space would also have a diverse community of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the first movie was lily white. Yeah. They didn't even have what's his name?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Lando didn't show up until part two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Lando. And he's of course Armenian. Lando Calrissian.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Tank top.

[Tom Griswold]

Tank top.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Which?

[Chick McGee]

Sun's out. Guns out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday. Did you see that thing with the Pope yesterday we were talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who can get away with wearing a cape? And the Pope was wearing a cape, but he was doing the 6, 7 thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was with the kids.

[Tom Griswold]

That was really cool. See, the Pope wears a cape. I think, Chick, maybe you could pull it off.

[Chick McGee]

Off. Can I wear a cape?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. I don't know. You have a certain gravitas that I don't have.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that at all, so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate that. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a. Admittedly, it's a false front, but you have a certain gravitas. You could pull off a cape.

[Chick McGee]

Can't wear a cape. I get a feeling you're trying to get me to wear a cape. Because you know I'd look ridiculous is why you want me the capist.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we'll change that.

[Chick McGee]

Make it colorful. Yeah, that's right. We. We'll workshop that. Yeah, no problem.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll try to get this show back in the room.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get over the fact that Josh and a rat passed in the. In the. By the concessions.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I kept a side eye on him in case he turned for my ankle, but we did just walk

[Chick McGee]

right by each other. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And remember, it's. That's right. Steely Dandy. May 19th. I can't dance together. We can't talk at all. May 19th, that's Aretha Franklin. I don't think May 19th is Aretha Franklin's birthday, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know he does not sing that live. The Aretha Franklin part.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know that? I did not know that because he.

[Tom Griswold]

She got mad because.

[Josh Arnold]

So he changes it to some other blues singer.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Yeah. Swear to God.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, live? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was gonna say it's on the record.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, if he does that live.

[Tom Griswold]

19. He said that's Aretha Franklin.

[Christy Lee]

I Need to be excused for a minute. I'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, I've got a. I have a technical question anyway.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's a female thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She's bleeding.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back.

[Chick McGee]

I don't trust nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question, but I wanted. I wanted Christy to. To be. Helped me to answer it. I was just. I was just. I was just visiting one of the smallest rooms in the building.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, your wiener was up.

[Chick McGee]

Were you urinating that.

[Tom Griswold]

It really isn't the issue.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be. We need to know all the. What was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

But now that Christy is back in the room, is it. Is it disrespectful? Is it disrespectful?

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you brought your fart back in with you.

[Christy Lee]

God, I can't do anything without you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you stop? It's her that did it. I'm trying.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you would think she's. She's. Now she's petite. She looked but her.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know, it's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a fire extinguisher over here. Okay, my question. Is it disrespectful to put artwork in a. In a men's room?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, disrespectful.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean to the artist.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people. Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, for.

[Christy Lee]

For example, in your bathroom, you have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think I miss the. You and Bob and the Dennis Rodman at the urinal picture. We used to have that photo. I don't know where that went, but remember, we used to have that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a real photograph.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was done for a publicity stunt, and I don't know where that went either.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

Rodman, of course, a wonderful guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did somebody feel that?

[Chick McGee]

I think somebody might know who's walking in, bringing you your coffee, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's embarrassing, isn't it? Oh, that's even more embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go, Tom. Here's your coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know where the Rodman picture is with him and Bob at the urinal?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's in storage.

[Chick McGee]

We put it in storage.

[Tom Griswold]

It was someone. So back to my point, Ms. Hooker, you can answer this, too. Is it offensive because in the. The walls in this place are covered. Covered in photographs and posters. It's really cool. But there. There. I just noticed there's a huge space in that bathroom to put up something. And there's a giant open wall.

[Christy Lee]

Is it used to be covered? It used to be covered. And the walls Were covered. And they were covered in urine because you guys are gross.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, she is right.

[Christy Lee]

We took everything down, repainted, and then I just put two big pictures up in each bathroom and left it at that.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks great.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. The pictures on the wall got piss on them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

After decades of just

[Chick McGee]

20 some years. Yeah, I agree. We are filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, there was a time you.

[Chick McGee]

You're aiming at a couple things.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a time I could stand six feet back and still hit it, but sure. Not anymore. I'm not sure what's going on back there. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A prostate of 150 year old man.

[Tom Griswold]

Great as one ages Christy. The ability to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you ever pee. When you pee. Have you ever peed where there's like sunlight hitting it directly through a window glistening. You can see the spray that it's. There are a lot offshoot streams. Even when you think it's just one stream, there's a lot going on.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you just sit down like girls do?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick does.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not above that. I don't sit down every time as if that's somehow emasculating me. I realize. I realize you think it's that guy. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you? You told me you take your shirt off every time you go in there.

[Chick McGee]

I like to be unencumbered. Is that a problem? No. Don't you need to be relaxed during the major transactions?

[Tom Griswold]

I can keep my shirt on and use the.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a roommate who did that and he swore by.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Jason Barr.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time he'd go to the men's room, he'd take his shirt off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even in a public restroom.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that.

[Chick McGee]

Unlike the Seinfeld episode, though. I've never not remembered to put my shirt back on.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

George forgets he's at a public event.

[Tom Griswold]

But you were talking about that way before Seinfelds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I was just thinking we could put some more artwork up there. But you're saying we shouldn't. Because it'll get covered in your.

[Christy Lee]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that poster you put.

[Christy Lee]

Put.

[Josh Arnold]

Keep it like a monthly, you know, changeable thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know what this is about. You're running out of space for all your posters.

[Josh Arnold]

We have posters on posters now.

[Christy Lee]

We don't need posters. And now it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's bled over into the other part of the building.

[Christy Lee]

It's out of control.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. They're not Happy about it.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, everyone has to sign this new this afternoon before you leave.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy to. Happy to do it. They always look great. But we do have posters on posters out there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And framed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because Pat Godwin hated the caricature that was done of him on one of the posts.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't just Pat. I think everyone, a lot of us.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, I don't think Pat was wrong, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

So knowing that he disliked it, I had a very large one made of it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. So instead of. Instead of changing the caricature and understanding his concern, you made a bigger picture of the bad one.

[Tom Griswold]

I changed it on the one iteration of it. I fixed it up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when there had to be another change made, I went back to the original because I thought it was funnier. But then I. The one of Pat that he disliked, I blew up and I put on it. Coming in 2031, the Pat Godwin dry bar special. The inside joke being it's. It's taking forever. It's taking forever this thing to come out.

[Christy Lee]

But it was good luck because.

[Tom Griswold]

And as soon as we put that up the next day, Pat found it coming out. Coming out in June, first week of June. So there we go. But I'm going to have that frame because it's. It's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And in Tom's. Tom's eyes look as insane in his character, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the day before I went

[Chick McGee]

to rehab with the crack.

[Tom Griswold]

The bug eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Far too white.

[Chick McGee]

You've been up seven days at that point, were you? That's what I thought. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's got, you know the phrase. What does it say there? The dry bar comedy special from Pat Godwin. Then it has the phrase, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

That song coming in 2031.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the line? Well, it's not the exact line.

[Josh Arnold]

That last song.

[Tom Griswold]

That last song wasn't good, but at least it was long. There we go. Okay, well, let's move forward here. It's time for us to check in with the sporting scene.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, let's. Victor Wembanyama, that's him, had 41 points, 24 rebounds, and Dylan Harper finished with 24 points and a team playoff record seven steals. And the spurs beat the Oklahoma City Thunder in Oklahoma 122, 115 in a double overtime classic. Some are saying, people are saying, people are talking best NBA game of the season and probably more to come.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, is that the Scuttlebutt?

[Chick McGee]

That's the scuttle. You'll hear it on the street. Hey, best game ever. And I'm surprised, Tom, you're not doing songs from Oklahoma with the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoffs.

[Tom Griswold]

Not my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Don't like the play or the movie? Oklahoma.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. It's not. It doesn't. It's no South Pacific or West side Story.

[Chick McGee]

How long has it been since you've watched west side Story now? Because you said you watched South Pacific.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, about three years ago. I watched the original west side Story and then I watched the Spielberg west side Story.

[Chick McGee]

And what are your thoughts?

[Josh Arnold]

Both have support. Pretty. Pretty good. In terms of filmmaking. They're both pretty damn good, but they're. They're just not for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The originals.

[Chick McGee]

I always was amazed by the. The press slacks and beautiful shirts the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The gang members were wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

The color choices by the Sharks. I thought it was really, really excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Were they reds and blacks?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, they like purple and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they were, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And their dancing was just fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because of the Bloods and the Crips. Dance like that. Oh, of course, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's some good stuff in those.

[Chick McGee]

And in the NHL. Last night, Alex New Hook, same as the old hook, scored his second Game 7 winning goal of the postseason. 11:22 in overtime. The Canadians, 3 2, win over the Sabers on Monday night. Apparently, Thomas, a newly hatched Montreal Canadian.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't really care, but two of my friends are Canadian and they. They're both rooting for Montreal.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a little surprised the Toronto guy's rooting for Montreal.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. It just. It's kind of a nationalist.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I got you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he lives in Vancouver because he

[Josh Arnold]

must be a Maple Leafs fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And apparently they haven't won a Canadian, I don't know, Stanley Cup. This a while.

[Chick McGee]

They used to win all of them, but now. Yeah, it's been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

And hockey night. Hockey night in Canada was stolen by the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Only the hockey part.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't no football night in America. That was. That was a Canadian thing that they lifted about.

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget usa. Usa. USA Hockey team. Okay, okay, go back. Okay. Umpire Chris Siegel is facing scrutiny after missing 27 calls in one game. Boy, oh, boy, the social media account.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't these guys know their jobs are in jeopardy? You think they'd step it up?

[Chick McGee]

Well, but the social media account, umpire, auditor, I bet they're happy about that. Nobody wants to talk to that guy in May 17th. May 17th.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine what an auditor, A sniveling white.

[Chick McGee]

Well, here's why you missed. I'm not sure if you're aware, Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Shane dinks, but you know, it's not RBIs, it's RBI.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Say RBI won't talk.

[Chick McGee]

May 17 Game between the Sox and the Cubs saw the highest number of missed calls this season. Through 18 of the calls were against. Against the White Sox socks. The team still managed nine, eight, walk off homer.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, here's what's fascinating about the infield fly rule.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy had big money on the socks, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Let's not start. Oh, and look what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, be quiet. I'm on the phone with Shohei Otani's translator. He's got a line.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you're speaking a lot of money on the line.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to that guy?

[Tom Griswold]

He's in jail.

[Chick McGee]

Did he. Did he finally go to jail? Yeah, that's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

It was millions of dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Millions. I want to say 10, 20 million somewhere around there.

[Tom Griswold]

And another aspect of it is he was a lousy gambler. You think with all that inside information, you'd at least win.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Tom Griswold]

That has to be his logic.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

How can I lose? He says.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was the person who was addicted to gambling who said they preferred losing?

[Chick McGee]

Losing?

[Josh Arnold]

Did we talk about that or was this an interview? I saw the guy said he preferred losing because the physical thrill of it, he got more out of it, like as a jolt.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody's on the COVID of Psychiatry Weekly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

German man has broken the Guinness World Record for the most balloons popped with a toilet plunger. And 37.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of questions about this.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something sexual going on here. These Germans and their toilet sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Andre, first of all, does the plunger have to be new? I'm just saying, if I really do, they check it for pins.

[Chick McGee]

Andre or Tolf, O R T O L F used a toilet plunger to pop a total of 60 balloons in in half a minute. The balloons were attached to the floor in rows of four, allowing Mr. Or Tolf to quickly pop the balloons without them moving away from him.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, his name is Andre Ortolf. I googled this. Yes, that translates from the German to David Rush.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. So what are the odds?

[Tom Griswold]

This is right up David Rush's alley. And I think.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a complete waste of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're watching him take his plunger and it doesn't look so hard.

[Chick McGee]

There is a needle in that plunger or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I wonder if he took. You could take sandpaper and. And.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make the edge of the plunger sharper.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he did miss one. He had to go back and hit it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. He's just touching the balloon and the balloons are.

[Tom Griswold]

The balloons are, are affixed to the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that makes it easier.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm really concerned at the size of that plunger that is. You're getting your hands messy if you use that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you, have you seen one that

[Tom Griswold]

like a travel plunger?

[Christy Lee]

They're like this tall.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so, so short.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, they have travel plungers and

[Tom Griswold]

they're not travel plungers.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're sink plungers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Thank you. They're for your sink.

[Chick McGee]

No, they fit easily in your suitcase. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if I'm going to plunge a toilet in a hotel, I want to have my. I get home field advantage. Yeah, I. We. Didn't David Rush break a record using Bob and Tom balloons? He did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We still have.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if we should get them on

[Josh Arnold]

the line, see if you buy those.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we don't need to get them on the line.

[Josh Arnold]

He bought those, right?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we have a pop up shop you can go to and you can buy.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently balloons are free.

[Tom Griswold]

You can buy shirts and stuff and hats. Yeah, this is. This is right up his alley. He could destroy this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

So, David, something fishy here somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And also my back hurt kind of watching it too. Didn't it look like you're back?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Putting a lot into it.

[Chick McGee]

That wasn't necessary.

[Josh Arnold]

Bent over like that.

[Christy Lee]

Just walking like that.

[Tom Griswold]

One for the Germans. 200 for David Rush. Okay, let's go. Is that sports? Yes, that's sports.

[Chick McGee]

Ding a ling.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, Christy Lynn. I know we.

[Christy Lee]

Watermelon in the news today in a couple of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, have you seen this guy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you want to go tell the girls?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm not gonna. We're gonna talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

When we come back, a guy and a watermelon.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this guy Soup. He's a super hot. They don't call him an influencer.

[Christy Lee]

He's a content creator.

[Tom Griswold]

A content creator. But he's this interesting guy, Bradley.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He started a really cool thing involving charity and watermelons. It's kind of like the. What was the water thing? The. It's very similar to that and it's raising money for a great cause.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah, it's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasting watermelon, though, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, actually, that's. I think you can still eat the watermelon if you don't mind picking.

[Christy Lee]

And watermelon.

[Tom Griswold]

Picking pubic hair out of it. Okay, we'll find out what I'm talking about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need @bobandtom. This is the Bob and Tom Show Friday. Welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hi, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, there.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back.

[Chick McGee]

You all right? Thank you. Everything okay over there?

[Christy Lee]

Doing fast.

[Chick McGee]

All right. How about your bathroom? Bathroom habits? They okay?

[Christy Lee]

It's my back, buddy. It's my back. I'm down in the back.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I've never ever had this problem before.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, your closest. She needs a deep tissue massage.

[Tom Griswold]

I can.

[Chick McGee]

I could provide that. There you go. Not so deep, but just a little deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Not deep. Somebody. You know. What happens. Pat would throw out his back trying to fix hers.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you, you're. The depth of your. Your massage is just fine. Thank you. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Some might say perfect. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the code word? It's small. Oh, that. No, no, it's perfect. Okay, we know what you're saying. That's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. And, oh, don't forget, it's Steely Dan Day, May 19th. Did you like this song at all? Do you care for it?

[Josh Arnold]

I love this song.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Not my favorite steely dance song.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good one.

[Chick McGee]

They got the weird Kenny G. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very unusual that I like that synth.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like this one?

[Chick McGee]

That's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you. It's okay. Yeah, you guys know me. I'm a can't. Can't buy a thrill guy. That's my. That's my steely wheelhouse.

[Chick McGee]

But I know, and I know you don't like him.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Kid Charlemagne.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one that's my favorite. Steven names dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a mess. That song's a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I cannot find a beat.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the one about Owsley and stories.

[Josh Arnold]

Impenetrable make.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about making acid and the Cops are not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

And that guitar solo, Larry Carlton, that's been voted the favorite Steely Dan guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, it's. I. I respect everybody's opinions.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not. We not wearing a bucket over his head while he's playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no.

[Chick McGee]

You got a problem with Buckethead, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I forget. Is that. Is it Mushroom head? No.

[Christy Lee]

Who.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is the Buckethead band? I forget.

[Chick McGee]

It's Buckethead.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, but he plays in a band. He wasn't Gunzor for a short time. Right, But I forget who. Where he started.

[Tom Griswold]

And where he started the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise. Oh, he was

[Chick McGee]

a bucket of chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

A bucket.

[Chick McGee]

A bucket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I would hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I could do it.

[Christy Lee]

Have any of you had the chicken pot pie at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is very good.

[Christy Lee]

One of the ladies that I follow on Instagram, she's an amazing chef, said it's the top three chicken pot pie in the world she's ever had.

[Josh Arnold]

It's tasty.

[Christy Lee]

I have not had one.

[Josh Arnold]

Really fine crust, really good crust on

[Tom Griswold]

my list of things I don't eat enough. Love chicken pot pie.

[Christy Lee]

I love chicken pot pie.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a favorite at emergency rooms everywhere because they have to do tongue replacement surgery. There's something about the internal. The internal temperature of a properly cooked chicken pot pie melts steel.

[Christy Lee]

You know that story? I dumped one on my lap when I was in high school. Oh. Oh, yeah. Because you know how you put it on the plate on your lap, and

[Chick McGee]

then you take the pot pie right on your Nani.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have scars on my thigh from that.

[Tom Griswold]

You were going with things.

[Josh Arnold]

We're going with thighs.

[Chick McGee]

I just wish we could have put that motion. She reenacted.

[Tom Griswold]

I just liked the.

[Josh Arnold]

How she used second person. You know how you. You put the plate on your lap and then you dump the chicken pot pie on it? No, we don't. That is not.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't. I'll never do it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's go. Move forward here. We completed our sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Cavs in the Knicks tonight, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead. Social media users are raising money for the American Heart association by crushing watermelons. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is a specific thing for women with heart issues. It's very important. But. But like I said before, it's kind of on the same track as the ALS ice bucket thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. To raise awareness for women's cardiovascular health content Creator Thorne Bradley made a post explaining that the he would crush a watermelon between his thighs. If his followers contributed to the campaign,

[Tom Griswold]

it must be noted. This guy is a real studly looking, like lumberjack dude.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. After raising $50,000 in a week, Mr. Bradley made good on his promise, sharing a video of himself placing a watermelon between his thighs, cracking it open and enjoying the spoils before challenging others to do the same.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'd like to get a look at him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would.

[Chick McGee]

Crushing the watermelon. Because if you pull your legs apart and then slam them together, it's infinitely easier to break something. Like instead of just holding it and then crushing it. You know what I'm trying to say?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know what you're saying. But watermelon. And that's. That's got some thick skin on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

And how big is it?

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently the audio. Do we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Did.

[Tom Griswold]

We were able to find it.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently it's real long and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. After the video received millions of views, several others have followed suit. The watermelon crushers have now raised over $217,000 for the American Heart Association. As for the appeal of the challenge, many creators are vocal grunting, moaning while attempting to crush a watermelon.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine so.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing in there? I'm just crushing some watermelon.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of cool. Kind of a good thing. It made me look back at the. The ice bucket challenge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which was. That's still a great thing. Did a lot of. A lot of good. Although we have to make it clear that dumping buckets of cold water on people with ALS does not cure it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think you may have misunderstood.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think everybody was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was anybody wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I submit this. I enjoy the fragrance of watermelon. Yeah. But not the taste so much.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting?

[Christy Lee]

I don't like watermelon. That is something like watermelon liqueur or anything. I love a watermelon. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But that ties right in because there's a new health survey about how good watermelon is for you.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. There sure is, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Mostly water.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was something like an insane amount of water. 90%, which is fine.

[Chick McGee]

You don't get watermelon for the roughage, I don't think. Do you?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what about watermelon sugar?

[Christy Lee]

In part watermelon sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Are you supposed. Are you supposed to eat the rind? The husk, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

So recent research suggests watermelon may offer more health benefits than previously thought. One study found watermelon eaters generally had healthier diets overall, consuming more fiber, potassium, vitamin, cna, and antioxidants like lycopene. Also, watermelon juice may help support blood flow, heart function, and vascular health. Researchers say with watermelon being about 92% water, it also remains a hydrating choice during hot weather and after exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

But let's not forget, I think we all learned this either from parents or grandparents. If you swallow a black seed, it grows in your tummy and it's fatal. You will.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't say it would kill you,

[Chick McGee]

but they'd say, well, it killed the Barachi, didn't it? He had a watermelon in his watermelon diet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, didn't you words you told when you were a kid that. What was it? Bubblegum and watermelon seeds stay in your stomach for seven years? Wasn't there some.

[Josh Arnold]

I definitely heard it with bubblegum.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. Mine went farther. Forever. It would stay in your stomach forever. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We. I'd like to start a. For those of you that get the fruit cup instead of the French fries at lunch, like me, at this point, I'd like to vote pineapple out of the fruit cup. And I would also like to replace the honeydew melon with watermelon, if that's as possible.

[Chick McGee]

The honeydew needs to disappear.

[Christy Lee]

Honeydew needs to go away.

[Chick McGee]

I say honey, don't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am with you.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys like honeydew just by itself?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you don't want it at all. It's ripe.

[Christy Lee]

It's just never ripe enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it right?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, he said, honey don't. Does that remind you of anything?

[Josh Arnold]

The Beatles song.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. I love that song. It's the Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back. Christy, what, are we gonna stop?

[Christy Lee]

We have Spam Dog coming up.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Spam?

[Christy Lee]

What dog?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought I said Spam dog.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if I want this to be a hot dog made out of Spam or a dog who just really enjoys Spam.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Or a dog made out of Spam.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have a list of vanity plates that the state of Maine has said out.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one yesterday. I was shocked that it made its way through.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I want to hear it.

[Josh Arnold]

S M U T space. S L T Smut, Slut.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It made it through, huh? And I followed her for 40 minutes and my guy. If I didn't pull up and shut. She had shaded windows.

[Chick McGee]

No, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to see the smart slide.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you want to have.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll come back and find out. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel, the Clash. Welcome back to the Bobatov Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. How you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm doing good.

[Tom Griswold]

How about yourself?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that haircut. Yeah, you too. It's amazing. You got the. You used the term. Got my ears lowered.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my grandma used to say that a lot.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Yeah. That's interesting. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. Is this one of those lyrics where if I. If I sing it, everybody knows the following lyric? Let me give it a shot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sharif.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock the Casbah.

[Chick McGee]

Rock the Casbah. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Hi. That work?

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

My 10 year old daughter. Hello. Tom walked by the other day. It's all this classic rock for us that we're used to. It's showing up in so many TV shows and stuff as she walks by singing the Clash. Where'd you hear that?

[Christy Lee]

But don't you think that's one of those songs that just always sounds fresh, like it never gets old?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Should I Stay or Should I Go Is also up there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one she was singing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently that showed up in Stranger Things.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that. Oh, that piano sounds good, don't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you play that on the piano

[Tom Griswold]

pack you gave me a couple hours?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Go practice.

[Josh Arnold]

There he goes.

[Christy Lee]

He's doing it.

[Chick McGee]

That's me right there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, next.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys ever been to a cash bar?

[Christy Lee]

I have not. Have you?

[Chick McGee]

I've been to a cash bar.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what they mean by this. Go to the cash bar.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

It was always the line, Take me to the Casbah.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Oh, I don't know what that's.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that.

[Christy Lee]

What is a cas?

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like something Dorothy Lamore would have said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, one of those Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Take me to the Cat.

[Christy Lee]

Do you smoke a hookah?

[Josh Arnold]

And I think it's a Fine. Guess Turkish tea.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't know, sounds like to

[Tom Griswold]

me like probably a lot of foreign hookers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but I don't think the rampant with venereal hookers. I don't think the hookers are foreign

[Tom Griswold]

from where they're the native hookers.

[Josh Arnold]

We just call them hookers here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you got to know the difference between a hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Chinese food.

[Josh Arnold]

Food. Okay, you want a hookah Hook?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

State officials.

[Josh Arnold]

You smoke one, one smokes you.

[Christy Lee]

State officials in Maine are now enforcing a law aimed at cracking down on vulgar vanity license plates, including the one made famous by the viral MILF mobile.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the MILF mobile.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Britney Glidden's minivan featured several irre. Irreverent stickers, including condoms prevent many vans along with the vanity plate that remains read now. You ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You have to spell this one.

[Christy Lee]

T I, T S O U T T I T S. But there's a space between every. It's T space. I space.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, cleavage between them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Nicely done. Maine lawmakers passed a law allowing the state to reject or revoke vanity plates considered profane, obscene, sexually explicit or derogatory.

[Chick McGee]

Let's the children.

[Christy Lee]

Most states do that now. They have since reviewed existing vanity plates and revoked nearly 300 that they deemed inappropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

It. I've got a list of them. Some of them I can't even read in the radio. Here's one that they got rid of again. You might want to Write this down. L8, R, B, T, C H. Later.

[Chick McGee]

I would have said later. Butt cheek.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this one. How this ever got through? I. I can read part of it. It was B U T and then F. Essentially.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Three of the words associated with the F word. I mean, really?

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. I I. It's my understanding that a lot of these now that they circulate among the states. Okay, watch out, watch out for this one. IDGA F word, essentially.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I have none left to give.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't give. So this one begins with a ph U K.

[Josh Arnold]

Taiwanese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And that these are. This is the list of 420 plates vulgar enough to be banned.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe they love to visit Phuket, Thailand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not pronounced.

[Christy Lee]

No, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

And you, you just saw one that said. What was it again?

[Josh Arnold]

It was S M U T space

[Christy Lee]

slt I can't believe smut got through.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I was surprised that even smut got through.

[Tom Griswold]

But why Would you want to have that?

[Christy Lee]

Because she's a nasty.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think, Smut?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you're in line to pick up the kids at school.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe she doesn't have kids.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Boy, we don't know if Smuts Lut's a mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It could be a man. Maybe he likes.

[Chick McGee]

He likes smuts.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was even trying to give the person the benefit of the doubt. Could it be even. Even smut slot

[Chick McGee]

somehow smut slot is

[Josh Arnold]

dirty because what do you got? Slot, slit and slat. Those are all terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So, you know, when I first got here, I was so excited I was going to get a personalized license plate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom walks up to me and I tell him excitedly and he goes, what's the matter? Your car not getting keyed enough?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I think the one you have, 1-82956 is good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in fact, I feel a little bad talking about smut slot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that. That actually exists.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, probably shouldn't have done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, anyway, down. Be careful. They're all floating around out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Man shot by Smuts.

[Chick McGee]

A quick reminder, ambulance with the car

[Tom Griswold]

in the background with the two things I'll remind you of. One, Patty G. Is going to be doing a special show at Shakespeare's, a club in Kalamazoo, Michigan on May 30th. That'll be cool. And then also we've popped up our pop up shop one more time. So if you get a chance, go to bobandtom.com and you see what we've got going. Popped open some cool shirts and hats, et cetera, et cetera. Now Christy, what else you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

A community college student from Michigan will be the first woman to not be a stripper.

[Chick McGee]

That does seem to be the.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your community college equals stripper to you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm working through community college doing this.

[Christy Lee]

She's a badass with. Wait, she's going to represent the United States at the world welding competition. Now do you feel bad?

[Josh Arnold]

Do I ever.

[Chick McGee]

There's a welding. There's a welding competition.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe she's just like the lady in Flashdance, right? Yeah. 21 year old Michaela Sposito, a student at Washtenaw Community College, is heading to the world skills competition in China after winning the USA Weld trials in Alabama earlier this year.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a badass. This is great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Described as the Olympics of the skilled trades, world skills determine the globe's best in technical Disciplines that include construction, information technology, manufacturing, robotics.

[Josh Arnold]

And she does all those things a different day of the week. Sunday, information technology. Monday, engineering. Tuesday, Weld Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was wondering where we were going.

[Chick McGee]

That was a long way. But we were in forever. Everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well worth it. Isn't this. I don't know, one of my favorites.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't this the plot of Flash Dance?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've never seen it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I've only seen the famous clip.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Christy Lee]

You've never seen Flash Dance?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't seen that. And I should.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the woman in the.

[Christy Lee]

Jennifer Beals.

[Tom Griswold]

She's still out there. She certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

She does show up. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She was in the L Word or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen an officer in a general. Gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Do I need to see that?

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Mayones. Remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Girl welds in China. Sounds like a porno you might enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I've always told you it's not porno, it's porn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That drives.

[Chick McGee]

And then over the weekend, porno was an answer in one of the crossword puzzles.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not going to say I'd enjoy it, but if the caption said girl welds in China, I think I am clicking it to see what the hell's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on? I'm sure there's probably some guy who'd be turned on by a woman just wearing the welding mask.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of don't. There's something about that, isn't there?

[Tom Griswold]

Mysterious.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a smoking hot body and she's wearing that mask and she's really focused

[Christy Lee]

on that Flash dance.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty much it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

You kind of wondering. She could pop it open. She could be one of your faves. South Korean. You. You, of course, spent many years, a lot of time there. And that's to bring everyone up to speed.

[Chick McGee]

Josh used to teach in South Korea. How old were the children?

[Josh Arnold]

Kindergarten to high school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

But you.

[Tom Griswold]

You dated. You had a. I did. She was an adult.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the way you said one of your faves. That's. You made it creepy. Wouldn't you be fascinated at if Tom came in one day and he goes, I have. Have written a book about each one of you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And he handed us each like 200 pages.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was what he thought it was him describing us to the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

Why would it be fascinating to see what he got right and what was radically wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Chick McGee, a moody, depressed individual.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas time at Josh's house, he's making gingerbread houses out of pizza.

[Chick McGee]

And when Josh isn't eating pizza, he's playing with himself, having his cat lick

[Tom Griswold]

him, watching Korean porn.

[Josh Arnold]

One of his welding.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

One of my favorite things is cars. You know how long it's been since I've bought a new car? Almost three years. Because I love my Tucson hybrid that much. And believe me, that's saying a lot because I don't keep cars around. Around. Or husband. No, I'm just kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Or husbands. Yeah, I was thinking it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm keeping this one. Is that okay? The stylish, capable Santa Fe hybrid is on this list too, because it has power and it is roomy enough to take whatever you need to go camping or off roading. It'll handle it. The hybrids from Hyundai where you get the best of both worlds, wonderful technology and great warranties. Check them out out. Visit Hyundai USA.com. go to your local Hyundai dealer or if you'd like, give them a call 562-314-4603 for all the details. And did I mention fabulous gas mileage? And then times like these, that doesn't hurt either. The hybrids from Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Notice the hybrids at the Indy 500.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the. In the qualifying. That was kind of cool. We're going to be doing a special edition of this show, by the way. Way coming up on Friday. It's something at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway called Carb Day. We'll be celebrating. You can join us and it'll be fun. I just found out that Rob Gronkowski is going to be one of the guys participating at the Indy 500. And the famous snake.

[Chick McGee]

He's the grand Marshall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think wherever he goes, someone's having a good time. Oh, yeah, that guy is really cool. He's really having a great time. Time. When we come back, we're gonna have a great time. We have interesting things going on in the world of spam. Not the computer kind, but the kind you get to eat. And a photograph that is gonna make everybody kind of reel back and go, oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

And in advance, I'll say, don't make that noise again.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say, you're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Your hint is rectum rider. This, this. And These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There Is Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There is Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Guitar. One foot from him, if that far. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace. Connecting Crosby. Welcome back. Thank you. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick week. I thought we'd shake things up.

[Chick McGee]

Shake it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we do a little bit of history a little early? We typically do this later in the show, but

[Chick McGee]

only one thing. May 19th. Tom. Hey, 19.

[Tom Griswold]

No, once again, this is, I guess unofficially, STEEELY DAN DAY 19.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, 19.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't realize that. I'm aware of may the fourth be with you.

[Chick McGee]

And September 21st and Earth, wind and Fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to be listening to Steely Dan today.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll start with. Ooh. This is a little rough.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

1536 and Bolin executed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she got the shorty now.

[Chick McGee]

She got the. It wasn't the guillotine. It was the. The axe. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why you do.

[Chick McGee]

Did they.

[Josh Arnold]

Why did he cut off her head?

[Chick McGee]

Chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

It was illegal to be a woman.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Back then it was where the noise was coming from.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. She wouldn't give him an air. Made up a bunch of stories about her. I know a lot about Amberlynn. I just. I feel for her.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't give him a baby boy this

[Josh Arnold]

day in her story. Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Insinuated she had relations with her brother and that she.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

All this is made up.

[Christy Lee]

Killed her brother, too.

[Chick McGee]

This ain't Game of Thrones.

[Christy Lee]

He killed him both.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it make you want to listen to Herman's Hermits?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why would nothing ever does nothing. Whatever. Whatever. Make me.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. Already the eighth I am.

[Chick McGee]

I have never. No. Never care.

[Josh Arnold]

Really. Not about Henry vii. It's about. He's just calling himself that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, it references Henry vii Unfairly. How about this one?

[Chick McGee]

A rare Misstep.

[Tom Griswold]

Cinema. Cinema. 1977. The premiere of Smokey and the Band.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The.

[Christy Lee]

That's a romp.

[Tom Griswold]

The Fast and furious of the 70s.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fun one.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool nicknames that.

[Chick McGee]

The Snowman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry Reed. The Bandit.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Reed. Great guitar player. Great singer.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you.

[Tom Griswold]

Possible actor.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of those movies that was a lot of fun and spawned arguably the worst sequels. Like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Neither of them are worth a crud.

[Chick McGee]

One. One of the sequels. Weren't they? The Bandit was moving a giant trout. A frame trout or something. I think so. Some sort of fish.

[Tom Griswold]

I think 1999, Star Wars. Now this is where this gets a little squirrely. Episode one, the Phantom Menace. That was very confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember how.

[Chick McGee]

Because the first one that came out

[Tom Griswold]

was four, you know, and that's the. In my mind number. The best one, but.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Phantom Menace. Remember people were camping out. It was a huge deal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think that one has Darth Maul in it.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think largely considered to be a huge disappointment. Although I am a fan of Jar Jar Binks. I know that that's not permissible for some reason, but just wasn't funny.

[Josh Arnold]

One of his main punchlines was stolen from Full House.

[Christy Lee]

Was it? I don't remember how.

[Josh Arnold]

Wooed or whatever. Come on with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Birthdays in history today. Malcolm X. All right. Or as some call him, Malcolm 10. A little bit confused. Did they ever make like a porno coat called Malcolm Triple X?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't be shocked with what's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Lexington Steel.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would he be the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You could go with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know this and this is true. You're not going to believe me.

[Christy Lee]

We don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

He was childhood friends with Red Fox.

[Chick McGee]

I believe that. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The great. The great actor. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they did make a porn of. Oh, no, that's a gay porn called Malcolm in the middle

[Tom Griswold]

1925. Ooh, this is a rough one. Pol Pot.

[Chick McGee]

Ooh, he tells us about Pol Pot's birthday. Josh, this is history.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't help it. They say, you know, Canadian pot is killer. Weed Pole pot is killer.

[Chick McGee]

What else, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Did they sing to him, you think? For he's a jolly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, A friend of mine had a dog. He named. He was French. Named his dog Rude. Rouge. It was pretty weird when he'd go, come here, Rouge.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. Watch the Killing Fields if you need a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm educating people.

[Chick McGee]

Did Watterson win an Oscar for that?

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't. I'm not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I go to one of those rock and roll barbecue.

[Chick McGee]

I know the barbecue things.

[Josh Arnold]

A rib fest.

[Tom Griswold]

I always think I'm watching. Watching the Killing Field. Sorry. It's my fault. I did it. Well, born in 1944. You know who this guy is? Pat Godwin. Peter. Peter Mayhew. I do not Peter Mayhew.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it is Star wars related.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would not know.

[Christy Lee]

He's been here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Chewbacca.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Chick's great impression.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple extra Paul bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's a big man.

[Chick McGee]

Very long man.

[Christy Lee]

Very big.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, he was a big fella.

[Josh Arnold]

His feet ring.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the greatest musicians of all time, Pete Townsend. Born on this date in 1945.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, who?

[Tom Griswold]

The great Pete Towns.

[Chick McGee]

Hard of hearing.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll like history.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1946. Andre the Giant.

[Christy Lee]

Another big man.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody want a peanut?

[Chick McGee]

Look at the size of the giant.

[Tom Griswold]

Real name at birth. Henry the Giant.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly enough, still the giant, though.

[Christy Lee]

Princess Bride.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous stories about Andre the Giant. And these are true. The playwright Samuel Beckett used to give him rides to school when he was a kid. Really? Which is incredibly weird. Can you imagine after he famously. After he famously quit drinking, he would allegedly drink three to five bottles of white wine with dinner right after he quit. And then there. This is a. We looked this up last year. He drank 119 beers in six hours. Once passed out at a hotel lobby. Couldn't be moved. His friends draped him with a piano cover, let him sleep it off in the lobby.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Very big fella. And a good actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you say?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he's fine in Princess Bride.

[Chick McGee]

He's absolutely fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Very, very.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like he was considered for James Bond at any point.

[Tom Griswold]

How many. How many pro athletes end up being good actors? Do you ever go watch a Joe Namath movie? Get back.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't think that's a fair argument.

[Tom Griswold]

You've given me two. Thank you. How are you from Hunter? 1951. Happy birthday. Jeffrey Hyman.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was Jeffrey Hyman?

[Tom Griswold]

Joey Ramone. Ah, better name the Ramones than the Hyman's. Yeah, that would have been a distraction.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Although they're so. Their song Breaking up is hard to do. Bicycle Seat was pretty good as well as.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that a Queen song?

[Josh Arnold]

Riding a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

I was okay. Oh, on this date. Nicole Brown Simpson was born on this date. Well, we last words, famously. Hey, those gloves look a little tight.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I could get you a new.

[Christy Lee]

Should we bring up the market?

[Tom Griswold]

According to a jury in la, she died of natural cause.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No joke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Happy birthday, Sam Smith. Smith.

[Christy Lee]

Super Sam Smith, the singer?

[Tom Griswold]

Non binary singer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Says a lot of. A lot of big hits.

[Josh Arnold]

Afraid of saying something uncomfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Look, I'm not non binary. Christie means he's not a robot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who this guy is. DJ named Marshmallow, born in 1990.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's like a logo. Like the marshmallow head and all that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he wears a marshmallow head?

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, yeah, kind of, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let the music do the talking. Okay, well, that's. That's pretty much history for today, but thank you for joining us. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have Spam Dog in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Spam Dog, Josh, you.

[Christy Lee]

What? What did you say? You didn't know if it would.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I don't know what would please me more. A hot dog that was made out of Spam or a dog dog who insists on eating Spam and I added.

[Chick McGee]

Or a dog that was made out of Spam.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that grosses me out.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You're not gonna eat it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't want to serve that at a buffet. You walk up and there's a dog sculpture you're supposed to carve.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless they call it a cocker spaniel, in which case I'm in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, three.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Christy Lee]

Spam has announced the Spam dog. They're launching the new product this summer. They're reimagining. Yes. The classic hot dog. It'll debut at the National Restaurant association meeting in Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

I will bet you this. I bet it's crazy good.

[Christy Lee]

Designed for food service operators, the Spam dog promises to add variety to roller grills at restaurants, convenience stores, and arenas, which we talked about.

[Tom Griswold]

Rectangular.

[Josh Arnold]

I was. Because they could almost go that route, not make it round.

[Christy Lee]

Fans will be able to find the Spam Dog at select stadiums and convenience stores around the country. Country including Reuters. Is it Reuters? Convenience stores in the Northeast, CHS Field in St. Paul, LMC Ballpark in Comstock Park, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder if it's rectangular or.

[Christy Lee]

Nope, it's round.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like a hot dog. So it's just gonna. What is the difference between the ingredients of a hot dog and the ingredients of Spam?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a great question about a tablespoon of salt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute. I just answered my own question.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It says Spam is made exclusively by Hormel Foods.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Containing six core ingredients. Pork shoulder, ham, salt water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrate.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot dogs have a thousand other ingredients.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Spam only has six ingredients. Is that real?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

We learned that at Spam Museum.

[Tom Griswold]

We did.

[Chick McGee]

What a great deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot dogs. Yeah. They got a.

[Christy Lee]

Of. Lot. Lot. Yeah. They got butts and everything, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it must just be a difference in taste.

[Chick McGee]

They got butts in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I'd eat a Spam dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why not? I'll give it a shot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Heck, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you fry up Spam and Spam and eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Like Spam and eggs.

[Chick McGee]

What about Spam? Spam, Spam and Spam and Spam and Spam. Never like that. I love python. Don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

But it is silly. And Spam is extraordinarily popular in Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

To the point that they have it at McDonald's there.

[Christy Lee]

And they need canned meat. It's hard to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll be curious over there. Curious to try one. But it sounds like it's not going to be available at retail.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty limited right now.

[Christy Lee]

But if it catches on, you know how these things work. It'll move. It'll move west, young man.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, we're getting Love letters about Mr. Jeff Oskay from our staff's recipe for a quick hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

Now I. Okay, go ahead. Real quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Paper towel, paper towel, fresh bun, hot dog out of the fridge, in the bun. Wrap it in paper towel. 30 seconds, voila, you're done.

[Chick McGee]

And then. But there was. We got an email from someone who said that don't ever eat anything out of the microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, that was odd. Yeah, that person was really. Seemed really strict about it.

[Chick McGee]

Passionate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's just a lack of knowledge. Knowledge of science.

[Christy Lee]

You better be careful. These are all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean you can. You can feel that way. There are a lot of morons out there. Look at the Internet. They're allowed to vote and everything. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, it's SteELY Dan Day, May 19th.

[Christy Lee]

You brought up the Spam Museum. We have another museum in the news. Art lovers donned bikinis to experience Ceson's the Bather during a special one day event in Basel, Switzerland.

[Chick McGee]

Cezanne.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Very derivative of Chlomsky.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Christy Lee]

Euro news reports. Visitors were encouraged to attend the exhibition in swimwear. Some art enthusiasts even wore swimming caps, walked barefoot and sat in the sun in the museum garden.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

The Day of the Bathers event was conceived by the renowned Italian artist Maurizio Catalon.

[Chick McGee]

I love.

[Christy Lee]

Intended to complement the current exhibition of works by the French post Impression. Impressionist Paul Cezanne.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you spell Cezanne?

[Christy Lee]

C, E, A N, N, E, Z,

[Josh Arnold]

A N. One at a time, please.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a shot of this painting?

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think the impressionist painters should have also. When they presented their paintings, they should have also done an impression.

[Tom Griswold]

This is celebrities. This is Groucho Marx.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is that the Bathers There?

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen. Look.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody could s that out Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, it's a classic.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

They try, but I think it's a fun idea to get people to go to museums. Christy and I are big museum fans.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like ghosts.

[Christy Lee]

Those bathers look naked.

[Josh Arnold]

They're nude.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why. The same museum when they tried doing a Michelangelo's David day and you got a bunch of guys walking around with their dongs hanging out.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

How do I compare to David? Lift up your belly, sir. Oh, there it is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. They're very, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Venus de Milo day. Nobody could get in.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume there's a.

[Chick McGee]

You have to have an arm to open the door. Remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume there's a porno called Penis de Milo.

[Josh Arnold]

You assume a lot about porn and there has to.

[Chick McGee]

You want to say. You want to say sex Move for. Give her the Venus de Milo so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

He said Penis de Milo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I believe you're a menace.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that John Bob had started Penis to Milo, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Although after a while it was half to half a mile.

[Josh Arnold]

Though now I'm googling Penis de Milo just to see you're on a list.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but it's a fun way to get people to go to the museum. Coming in, bathing suit.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no such thing as a fun way to get people to go to the museum.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz you're on some board.

[Chick McGee]

That's a force.

[Josh Arnold]

Penis to Milo. Learn to make molds of your sweetheart's nether regions with a woman named Cynthia Plaster Caster.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's famous. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So she calls herself the Penis.

[Chick McGee]

She did. She did. Hendrix. Right?

[Christy Lee]

She did.

[Tom Griswold]

The original woman who did all those people is gone now.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. They. It was Jimmy's mold that they referred to as Penis Demyel. We learned something very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, see, this is an educational show coming up. Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very unusual medical condition known as samastia. I don't know if anybody knows what that means.

[Josh Arnold]

It's when you fart out of your nose.

[Chick McGee]

Simnasty.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's actually a little weirder than that. Wait till you find out.

[Chick McGee]

Is it while you're sleeping?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'll remind you, we have our Pop Up Shop. We've popped it back up by popular demand. We've got some really cool shirts, et cetera, at the Pop Up Shop. You'll find [e-mail] right. Now, I want to remind you that for whatever reason, I can't explain it houses are worth a lot more than they were just a few years ago and you may be able to take advantage of that without actually selling your house. What I'm talking about is grabbing some of that equity in the form of cash. That's what the folks at American Financing specialize in. In you can contact them and in about 10 minutes they can tell you if this might work for you. Obviously, it depends on your situation, but you may have a situation which is a lot of equity in that house. You don't have to sell it to take advantage of that. It's all about refinancing. No upfront fees, zero pressure. Salary based consultants will talk with you to see if this might work for you. Right now their average customer is saving about 800 bucks on that mortgage payment and they have a program, at least temporarily, that might be able to delay two mortgage payments. So if you're looking to get some cash, this might be a way. Depends on your situation, obviously. Go to americanfinancing.net and do me a favor and do a slash. Bob and Tom. So I know that we gave you the tip. Once again, it's American Financing. They're known as America's home for home loans. Maybe wipe out some of that credit card debt. Debt, go on a nice vacation, whatever it is, but take advantage of the equity that you're sitting on in that house. Once again, it's americanfinancing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the fives started 6.327%

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and TomoBandTom.

[Tom Griswold]

Go on the way Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee Marlow. Chad, hi. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hi. Hi. There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Something new.

[Chick McGee]

Something new. I'm Chick McGee. It's Steely Dan Day, May 19th. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. This is an educational show.

[Chick McGee]

That's our first rule. We need to educate.

[Tom Griswold]

We try to help. And I was Going through a magazine on the Internet called Live Science. And this may not be newsworthy necessarily, but it, it. I thought it was fascinating. And we do have a photograph we'll get to in just a second. But it's about. Of course, you're familiar with the remora fish, a version of the sucker fish. Christy, do you have the story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They apparently hitch rides in the rectums of manta rays. In several observations over a 15 year study, remoras were seen entering the manta rays rear end, sometimes so deeply that only the tip of their tail remained visible.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, we saw a video of this in a biology class one year in junior high high. And my friend and I, we were asked to go out into the hall. We literally could not stop laughing.

[Christy Lee]

The act is quick and startling, often triggered by a sudden approach or disturbance. So as you can imagine, it probably shocks the man array as well.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And it just wiggles up there really quick, like in the. In the video that we saw and we were howling.

[Christy Lee]

How long do they stay?

[Chick McGee]

As long as they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now that the darker I see the fish. Is that manta poo there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I don't see any manta because the tail is to the left.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the back side of the man.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a stain on the skin. Yeah, it's like a.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, it looks like. Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

I get what. I get exactly what you're saying. It looks almost like an X ray. Like that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When you're a manta ray and you're feeling gay, get a remora.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Don't shake your head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Of that, Josh. That's the name of the fish.

[Tom Griswold]

The remora. Hey, swim faster, Frank. What's the matter? You got a remora up your ass?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, as a matter of fact, I do. And I wish you would stop telling me.

[Chick McGee]

A little.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a little bit of science for you.

[Christy Lee]

But we have more science.

[Tom Griswold]

But you enjoy that.

[Christy Lee]

This is from the New York Post. Though. A rare medical condition gives some women what is often called semastia, or I

[Chick McGee]

still say it's some sort of sleeping disease.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm gonna say permanent hard nipples.

[Christy Lee]

Nope, you're closer. It's a uniboob.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The rare condition sometimes causes a woman's breast to meet or fuse in the center of their chest.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Fuse.

[Christy Lee]

Leaving little to no cleavage and creating the appear appearance of a single.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? What do you mean fuse?

[Tom Griswold]

Just. It's Just in other words, it's sort of one elongated boob. Yeah, the uniboob.

[Christy Lee]

There are a few types of.

[Tom Griswold]

Most famously sported by Ted Kaczynski's sister.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how you sometimes you'll get a burnt piece of toast and you have to scrape the burn off to get to something?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what we had to do for that.

[Chick McGee]

I almost hurt my ear.

[Josh Arnold]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

She had the unibo. She worked at a restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

It's called Hooter. What was it called, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

She has no S on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Just the one.

[Chick McGee]

Just Hooter.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

There are a few types of semastia that affect the chest, which can be present at birth or can occur from complications after breast augmentation or reconstructive surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

The condition is not considered dangerous and can be treated so surgically, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, ladies, if you.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll find men on bumble looking just for that. Do you have Uniboob? If so, get back to me.

[Chick McGee]

The samastia.

[Christy Lee]

Samastia.

[Tom Griswold]

Hooter.

[Chick McGee]

Hooter. But they're not actually physically fused together.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just. It's one. Just one.

[Chick McGee]

It just appears they're fused together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They could be fused together. That's why they have to search surgically.

[Chick McGee]

They do have to. Surgically.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Separate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleavectomy.

[Chick McGee]

How do I. Don't we get our. Our scrotum?

[Christy Lee]

You want them to. You want it to fuse together?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's almost like one. If you kept your fingers together for a long time, they'd fuse together. It doesn't make any sense why they would fuse together. What's going on in the cleavage? The. The atmosphere?

[Christy Lee]

I just read the story. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Fuse skin together. Yeah. Don't let the that happen again.

[Tom Griswold]

Uniboob does sound kind of like one of the X Men with the least amount of power. There's Uniboob.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, look, they got the numbers. We are easily outnumbered here. Should we call Uniboob? I know she doesn't do much, but at least it's another body.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, why don't we do this? Why don't we call Shirtless Girl?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

New this season on the Bob and Tom television network. Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the biggest set of jugs I've ever seen. It's shirtless girl posing as a topless dancer showing off her pecs no one knows her secret Till she takes off her specs She's Shirtless Girl Shirtless Girl

[Tom Griswold]

with her special powers she gives the bad guys fits she don't use no

[Chick McGee]

gun she stops them with her T

[Tom Griswold]

She's Shirtless Girl Shirtless Girl

[Chick McGee]

Working in the chemistry lab one day, sophomore year, nothing seemed amiss. But that night, an amazing transformation took place. And the next morning, young Debbie aboard.

[Christy Lee]

My God, I'm huge. I must dedicate these to fighting evil.

[Chick McGee]

Little did Debbie know that years before, on the planet Lactoid, a planet whose gravity was causing it to sag dangerously toward the sun, her father, Major Yabo, and mother Tita sent their infant daughter, Areola, rocketing through the Milky Way to Earth, knowing one day she'd become Shirtless Girl, keeping the city of Metopolis safe. Okay, nobody move.

[Christy Lee]

Hand over all the money.

[Chick McGee]

It's Shirtless Girl.

[Christy Lee]

Not so fast, bad guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, like some dame is gonna

[Christy Lee]

get a load of these, huh? I can't run away.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell, I can't even walk.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Shirtless Girl. You're welcome, citizens. Don't touch those.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Along with her fellow superheroes, Wonder Bra Woman, Bikini, Spider Woman, the Flash, and the green horny Shirtless Girl form the Legion of Super Hooters. Look. It's the tat signal.

[Christy Lee]

Some boob must need help. I better call my teenage bosom buddy a cup and head to the wet cave. I know. I'll use the hooter Scooter.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, Sherman's Girl, you've kept Metopolis safe and warm and snug and soft bouncy. Once again, defeating your archenemy, the Jiggler. We are grateful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yay. You're welcome, citizens.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't touch those. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Come again next week for another titillating adventure of Shirtless Girl.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of. Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirtless Girl. Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Only on the bottom. Tom. Television Network, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when we come back, Christy, what do you got cooking over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we got a lot of things cooking over here, Tom. We have valedictorians in the news. We have Mark Fuhrman in the news. We have somebody taking a dip in the Trevi Fountain. We have. Should emojis be used in the workplace? We got all kinds. Oh, and I was just handed this. The number one favorite pizza chain in America. Can you guess what it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. We'll think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll certainly look forward to that.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pizza in the News.

[Christy Lee]

Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the aureli Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at the. At Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, howdy do.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the music desk. Hello. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Now I heard tell a couple people behind this scenes of telling me about you were at some sort of graduation party over the weekend and you had a. Had a mistaken identity. You thought you were. Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. Am I getting any of this right? You were at a graduation party. I was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. I went to a couple of them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right, great.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations to all the graduates.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, well done, well done. Yeah, yeah, well done.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a good time.

[Chick McGee]

Good, good. Good to know. So there was a problem with. You were standing with a bunch of gentlemen and you, you were. You were mistaken for a performing. An artist. What? Well, help me.

[Tom Griswold]

One of our neighbors has a wonderful young son. He's five years old. Oh, great kid, great age.

[Chick McGee]

Five's a great age. Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. It's like having a talking dog.

[Chick McGee]

It's exactly right. It's like a. It's like a ventriloquist puppet coming to life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, same thing. Yeah. I told the story and I regretted telling it, so now I have to do it again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

It was innocent, sweet kid. And it was. A number of the, A number of the grads were on the football team.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A whole bunch. And so some of these guys are incredibly good athletes. Several of them have already gone off to college actually because that's what they do now when you're really good in high school. They. Oh yeah, they forego that last semester and they, they send him off so they can train with the college on this anyway. But a bunch of really nice, nice guys. There's happy. There happened to be a. One particular group.

[Chick McGee]

It was hanging out together and huh.

[Tom Griswold]

This young, young fellow. My, my five year old friend.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really aware of what was going on.

[Chick McGee]

The dynamics of the group. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he just walked over and said. So are you guys all rappers? One of them a very distinguished quarterback. You can see how just being a kid you make assumptions.

[Josh Arnold]

He wasn't yet familiar with Eminem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah. Right, right, right, right. But that leads us to graduation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. High school on Long island has nearly two dozen valedictorians graduating this spring. Spring. Which means, WNBC reports 21 seniors at Jericho High School achieved a perfect GPA after earning a pluses in all their classes for all four years of high school.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought about all at that school.

[Chick McGee]

And the walls. Some structural problems, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They came right down.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of nerds.

[Tom Griswold]

Bunch of geeks.

[Chick McGee]

A plus. 21 eggheads, 21 valedictorians.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't how it's supposed to be.

[Christy Lee]

I know, and I've read a lot about this lately, that apparently AI is really changing the landscape for grades, and kids are getting really good grades all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine, but don't they also look at extracurricular activities and how the people treat other students?

[Christy Lee]

Shouldn't they have to write an essay?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, have some balls, school, and pick one.

[Tom Griswold]

This way the jocks have more kids. They can go beyond beat up. I think that you're missing the beauty of this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see there.

[Josh Arnold]

There's so many bullies that they have to.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to. They can accommodate them. That's going to be one long graduation ceremony.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's not special for anyone.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the Salutorians got to feel like a loser.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they probably have 65 of those.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. You're all 22.

[Chick McGee]

You're the.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, have you ever had to do a graduation speech, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't. Yeah, I think I would say no.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done. It's very tricky.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not interested.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like a wedding or even a funeral, because you've got. At a graduation, typically, you've got the grads who want you to get done early and get the hell out so they can go have a party. You got the parents and you've got the grandparents. Maybe you got a bunch of little kids. So you've really got a tough, tough crowd out.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that Eric Church one last.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. That was brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

If only I could put that energy into writing some songs.

[Christy Lee]

I know you're not a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I. Yeah, it was a great speech. I thought it was really. But, yeah, it's tough to do.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder who wrote it for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, it could be. It should be considered.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it might have happened.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got. I've got a song I want to play. I'm gonna have I'm gonna allow you to go to play it for yourself, and I want you to come back.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me an Eric shirt song.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, a Morgan Wallen song.

[Josh Arnold]

They're the same person.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A new YouGov survey.

[Tom Griswold]

If anybody can recognize. If anybody can recognize a closed mind, it's me.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's fine. You know, Eric Church and Morgan. I'm just not a pop fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A new YouGov survey of more than 44,000 diners across the country has selected their favorite pizza. Pizza. And do you know who wins out?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess Casey's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a well known national franchise?

[Christy Lee]

It is a well known national franchise survey.

[Josh Arnold]

I have two. Jets or Marcos?

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead, keep guessing.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hut.

[Christy Lee]

How about obvious Pizza Hut number one. Thank you, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pizza Hut earned 19.1% of the votes, compared with Domino's at 17%. Coming third, Papa John's, Little Caesar's four, and Marco's Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

So these are all the big guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this preference or sales?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, although if you have a. You have a Jets pizza. Very good, Very good. The. The four corner. The eight corner. The. Pretty badass.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't had a Jets pizza in a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say they're fairly regional, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Too much you, Christy, is it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, too much pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of pizza. Oh, now for. For the home. The home. Microwavable pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Do you microwave your pizza?

[Josh Arnold]

You mean. He means oven.

[Chick McGee]

He had red barons once a day.

[Tom Griswold]

The Red Baron. That's a. That's a good pizza. The little one. Those little.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Personal pizza.

[Chick McGee]

Do you wear your silk scarf when you make the Red Baron?

[Josh Arnold]

You must.

[Tom Griswold]

And I sing the song about Snoopy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the. The Snoopy versus the Red Baron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I love that song. When I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

And. And they.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't you.

[Chick McGee]

They made a Christmas version. I lost my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I. At one point, we. We put Ace on the all Pizza diet, which nearly. Nearly took him out. I apologize. But you wrote a pizza song every day for a whole month. So there's 30 songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Pick a number.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's sing.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I ask you to play my favorite? It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's another Billy Joel tribute. I know what you want.

[Chick McGee]

I knew he was gonna say I. 1, 2, 3, 4. Some folks like pizza just for the cheese or the fact that it's delivered whenever you please, but that doesn't matter to me. Just make it crispy at 500 degrees. I don't care about the toppings and sauce. Make sure the pizza dough is kneaded and ready to toss. Cause you know what's important to us? It's always been a matter of cross. Matter of cross? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Matter of crust.

[Chick McGee]

They're hard to end.

[Josh Arnold]

Some really broad.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that intro in the real Billy Joe song.

[Chick McGee]

One, two.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so cool.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've eaten a pizza out in a restaurant in forever.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, like there's so many really good ones and every city's got a local place.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Or 10 that make their own.

[Christy Lee]

It's just something you always either carry out or have delivered, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, there's something about eating it at a pizza place where it's right fresh. It's so much better, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing with sushi. I. Yeah, I'm a. I hate to go sushi, but I'm way, I'm off sushi anyway.

[Christy Lee]

You don't eat sushi.

[Chick McGee]

But isn't the, the funnest, most fun that you do make pizzas at home with your kids? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Constantly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's now become a thing. I mean, it's every. If you've never done this, ladies and gentlemen, it's real simple. You go, you buy the, you can buy the, you can even make the pizza dough yourself if you have an afternoon to kill. But you buy the sauce, you buy the dough, you spread it out and you can, you can make a nice ten dollar pizza for forty bucks.

[Christy Lee]

What do the kids put on there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You fight about the toppings.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What do they, what do they like?

[Chick McGee]

Like gummy bears or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Like the stuff I like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know kids don't. How do you like your pizza?

[Tom Griswold]

Mushroom, sausage, cheese. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding? No. Pepperoni?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Don't know.

[Christy Lee]

What do the girls like?

[Tom Griswold]

Pepperoni.

[Christy Lee]

See, I don't like pepperoni either. I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big sa. I like sausage.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or grilled chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now that was an interesting survey. Thank you very much. And a great song. Pat Godwin. Coming up, we have what coming up,

[Christy Lee]

we have a lot of urine in the news. But before we get to that, a 30 year old visitor from New Zealand was filmed jumping into the historic Trevi Fountain fully clothed as crowds nearby watched.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is this Trevi fountain?

[Christy Lee]

It's in Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

Three coins in a fountain.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I play the rock role of the average listener.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying the average listener is so stupid they don't know where that is?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm saying 50% of people don't know the Trev.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's higher.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be higher.

[Christy Lee]

A TikTok video of the incident showed

[Chick McGee]

the not everyone went to Paris to pick up his sister's cat walking backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Milan, Italy, you loser.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Of all the things you over explained. The Trevi fountain is a given.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, God.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Christy Lee]

He dives into.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, you weren't here. You know what he taught us yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

He told us what a party was and I any everyone who's here will attest to that. Yeah, we were at a party. You see what that many people? Some talking in groups, standing with sometimes liquor.

[Chick McGee]

I swear.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Various hors d' oeuvres will be later.

[Chick McGee]

No, seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

But everyone's born knowing the truth. Heavy.

[Chick McGee]

0 to 10. 10 meaning? Absolutely. You just sit and moan and drool. How stupid do you think we are? 0 to 10. I want to know. 10 being the most stupid. What we like a. We like a five to you? Maybe a three even.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Oscar, who will get fired up, was so resigned to him defining a party for us. This, I'm going to quote Jeff Oscar here, and this is how he said it yet. Yes, Tom, we know what a party is.

[Tom Griswold]

Contextually I was entirely valid.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to contextualize you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're going. If you're going to Italy, Venice and Rome last on your list.

[Chick McGee]

The Trevi fountain, number one. Huh? No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Much more you want to go to

[Josh Arnold]

last on your list. If you go to Italy, Rome should be last.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you'd like it to be first on your list. We did have three spots open up on my trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Christie's going to Italy. I'm trying to help Christie here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we are going from Rome to Milan.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a plug.

[Josh Arnold]

She saved you. You're not trying to help anybody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Colette Travel, check us out. We do have three spots that just opened up, so if you want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And let me tell you about simply safe. Listen up. Let me walk you through a security system for your home. How about that? Well, no, I won't do that because I respect you.

[Tom Griswold]

10% of our listeners have the Trevi fountain as their wallpaper on their computer.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Chick McGee. We're going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show and or as we like to call it, Elitist Hour. Here's Christy Lee at the newspaper desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. Howdy. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple quick things. First off, Christy just announced that she's got three new openings on her trip to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

It's Italy.

[Tom Griswold]

Italy. That'll be great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, if you want to go September.

[Tom Griswold]

While I'm at it, how do you

[Chick McGee]

feel about the term I tie, what they call Italians eye ties.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard that before.

[Chick McGee]

World War II is very. I'm not sure how negative it is, but no, they didn't. What are you? What are you? An eye tie? Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just go to the list. We'll go around. We'll go around. We'll start with you. Negative turns about it. Negative terms for Italians. Josh, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Spaghetti slurpers.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, well done, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you want to go with.

[Chick McGee]

You want to hear about the tire business they started.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, how does one. If you have three spots opening up on the trip, how does one.

[Christy Lee]

Colette Travel. Yes. Colette Travel. And I think we still have it up on our website. I'll make sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hit my knee.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to come with me,

[Chick McGee]

sit in the dark room and just pound my feet with a big ball PE hand and stuff? No, I. If legit, logistically, it just wouldn't work out. But I'd love to go. Of course. I would really love to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I was. I was attempting to get a couple quick announcements out. Coming up on May 30th, Pat Godwin will be at Shakespeare's in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a special Shakespeare song? You should write one. If you don't, I'll have one at two.

[Tom Griswold]

Brute.

[Chick McGee]

To be there or not to be there?

[Josh Arnold]

To be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. That is the question. So you can see Patty G. Live. Also, Pat's dry bar special will be emerging sometime in June. Is first week of June.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it'll be coming in June.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like Johnny Cash. You're coming in June.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Rock solid.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I also wanted to say we have reopened the Pop up store and I was just handed the inventory. You can go to bobandtom.com and see this stuff. We've got a special shirt in honor of the forthcoming 110th running of the Indy 500. Very cool shirt. We got it. We've got. Also we've got tank tops.

[Chick McGee]

Look at those.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that tank top.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a high vis neon yellow shirts. Oh, there they are. Very nice. I love that one on the left with the microphone. That's a cool. That's a great. And there's even a Bob and Tom trucker hat, which if you're a runner. There we go. That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

You need that.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, that's right now at bob and tom.com the pop up Store has popped up. Now we return to Smile Choices. The news desk with. All right. Or we could do a musical. Us hunk. I got an idea here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got an idea. Hey, everybody, Tom has an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, we were talking with the closed minded Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the one who threw out my eye ties.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy mentioned that there's a. We were talking about graduation speeches.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're very tough to do because a million topics have been covered. And you know, hey, kids, go change the world. It's tough. It's a tough gig. I know I've had to do it and it's not easy. But you mentioned Eric Church did one. The fine singer. Eric's been in our studio he did

[Christy Lee]

it at North Carolina and it was very unique.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's an unusual approach and he did and did a nice job.

[Chick McGee]

You're not going to talk to her about using the term very unique.

[Tom Griswold]

There's only.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

There aren't levels of uniqueness.

[Christy Lee]

I know one of a kind or not. As soon as I said it I know know I'd screwed up like every other day.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's fair to say it was a unique approach.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently there are levels of pricked him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. And he is on another level.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. I consider a apex pricked them. Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh you can you consider correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So I. I mentioned that you were. You were poo pooing Mr. Church's music.

[Chick McGee]

Music.

[Josh Arnold]

Not for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Not for you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine. Yeah. That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know he's wildly popular.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of the stuff you don't care for, I don't care for. But a lot of stuff I like, you don't etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

That makes the world go round.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah man.

[Chick McGee]

Is there some guy called Arthur Synagogue?

[Josh Arnold]

You think what there's an Eric Church, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right. Why. Why wouldn't there be?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get that. I.

[Chick McGee]

You know at least arty Temple.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chapel Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ted Templeman. Ted Templeman, the producer of Van Halen and the Doobie Brothers were off topic. The point I was trying to get to Josh and then I mentioned that I had been to a concert with another artist. I don't think you're a big fan of Morgan Wallen.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've given him a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Have you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. I've been playing this one song over and over again in my car.

[Chick McGee]

Well that's nice. Good luck to you listening out in your car. I appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's a perfect song of the perfect. Perfect arrangement. It's. It's. It this. It's a story song that tells an entire story in less than two minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll play a little taste of it for you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give you my honest opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Here we 20 cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't be out faster.

[Tom Griswold]

20 cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

That is my honest opinion.

[Chick McGee]

And that is. Is that auto tune is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a process that is absolutely not for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I'm. I'm not a fan of the 20 cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I lit me one. Oh it's a great. And the guy he ends up banging the girl in the back does not matter.

[Josh Arnold]

Truck the content. I don't care if it is immediately

[Chick McGee]

not some recipe to retire on $10 million a day. In that song. I am listening.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad that you like it.

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

That voice. You like that?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like. See, that's why. That's just not my style.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see was. Did Ella La Langley open for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was great. She's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

She won a bunch of awards the other night. You know, she is the amaze.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you like Linda Ross or whatever?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got a voice I think I liked.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Tom Griswold]

At that same level? Yeah, she's great.

[Chick McGee]

But that's a bold. I thought you'd like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. I was.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean I've told you, I don't like Morgan Wallen. So that's. That is absolutely Morgan Wallen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All his songs sound like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

That was. That was more Morgan Wallony.

[Christy Lee]

That was a whiny one.

[Chick McGee]

Another Morgan song.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than that, my favorite one was his first hit, chasing you. I love that song too.

[Christy Lee]

The whiny Wallen.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think. By the way, we are in the minority. I know he's very popular and that's totally cool. I'm glad it's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed it. Now the next news story we have. I think we can also disagree about that immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Our topic is urine. Uh huh.

[Christy Lee]

Some health. Health experts say men should be wiping after they urinate.

[Tom Griswold]

I disagree.

[Josh Arnold]

We've heard this before and they say this particularly for uncircumcised men.

[Christy Lee]

Professor Christopher Bunker.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are we allowing uncircumcised men in our country now?

[Chick McGee]

How many times they had a year

[Tom Griswold]

to get it done.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the classic is shake it more than twice. Shake it more than twice. You're playing with it. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I've told you, my Josh.

[Chick McGee]

How many times you shook it and things got carried away.

[Tom Griswold]

Every single time.

[Chick McGee]

Every single time.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when you're at a urinal that has the dividers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you hit the divider with it or do you just shake it loose?

[Chick McGee]

I. And not capable of what you're talking about. But I. I admire your hot spots. I go ahead and do it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Always hit the divider on the right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the Connecticut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because you dress left. I think everyone knows that.

[Chick McGee]

Is there. There's an epidemic of urinals being out of order at least at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. Want to say 75 out of order. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A dermatologist.

[Chick McGee]

Pee on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Specializing in the male genitals. Mr. Professor Christopher Bunker.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Professor.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. So he's a dermatologist. Child. A skin guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But he specializes in the genitals.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. He explained what happened to you in

[Tom Griswold]

college, that you chose that as your focus.

[Chick McGee]

Well, somebody's got to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking of going anus and

[Chick McGee]

then I bet it's very.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they ended up going north. Ended up taint. No, no, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

I could go.

[Tom Griswold]

I could go sack and I think

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's lost the will to live.

[Tom Griswold]

Sack the sack and shaft.

[Christy Lee]

I am so ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Second shaft is. Is a great restaurant. It is. They have a drive through.

[Josh Arnold]

It's better than you think.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Bunker said try to get. We now have strong evidence that retained urine on the penis is cause of yeast infections.

[Chick McGee]

It's not doctor. It's Mr. Doctor.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever. Mr. Professor. Doctor.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he's a professor doctor. Mr. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Christy Lee]

Mr.

[Josh Arnold]

Professor Doctor was my father.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't say.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell is diceria? It causes diceria tightening of the foreskin.

[Tom Griswold]

You have two surrey at least the euromycetis.

[Chick McGee]

Cancer fatal. So this is.

[Tom Griswold]

This must just be for uncircumcised people.

[Christy Lee]

The best advice, he said, is pass urine with the foreskin fully retracted, empty the bladder, then gently squeeze the male member a few times to expel any remaining nerve.

[Chick McGee]

And that's where things go out of control.

[Christy Lee]

After that, dry the area with dry toilet tissue, not wet wipes.

[Tom Griswold]

I just blow on the tip like a revolver at a shootout.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you spin it and put it back in your pants.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I put it back in the holster. No, this has to just be for the uncircumstances.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, if you hurt. It doesn't say that anywhere until you get to the best advice part. So unfortunately.

[Tom Griswold]

So you have to grab a tissue on your way in.

[Christy Lee]

In.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't be. You can't be holding it hanging out and walk to the sink if you're

[Josh Arnold]

at a public urinal.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you go into the stall,

[Josh Arnold]

you can use your shirt tail.

[Christy Lee]

If you're uncircumcised, go and get at the stall.

[Tom Griswold]

I need gloves.

[Chick McGee]

And I thought you wiped yours off on your socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you could do that.

[Christy Lee]

If you're worried about sitting on public toilets, health experts say they are germier places to worry about to tom oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Prostitutes floor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Molecular biologist Dr. Lottie Tajouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you mean Mrs. Doctor?

[Josh Arnold]

Her maiden name is you.

[Christy Lee]

This is your fault for. Never mind. You know, she got that right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's my Diane Keaton impersonation. La movie's brilliant. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That healthy skin offers a protective barrier from germs that could be on a toilet seat. A recent study showed public toilet seats often have fewer microbes than other spots in public bathrooms, like door handles, faucet knobs and flush levers. We've all talked about this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, microbes slide. They don't like being out in the open like that on the toilets. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I like when they have the paper towels. Then you can. You don't have to touch the door handle.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's. And also think about the flushing lever.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

On a toilet.

[Christy Lee]

That's what she says.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done this? Have you ever waved your hand in front of a paper towel towel dispenser thinking it was a wave your hand?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

And it's not a wave your hand paper towel.

[Josh Arnold]

Same with holding my hands under the sink.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why isn't this working? Oh, I have to.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever had a guy, as you're waving your hand in front of the paper towel that's not come up behind you and go, just take the towel? Yeah, that happened.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good candid camera thing where you've got it, you've got a hidden guy, and then someone walks up to the sink and they wave. Nothing happens. They take three steps back, it comes on, they walk back up.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just driving the crazy.

[Chick McGee]

And I demand to know what happened to the endless towel dispenser in the men's room. I don't know what you women were doing, but we had it.

[Christy Lee]

We had it. But.

[Chick McGee]

And I loved it. I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Probably all the way around.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably too expensive to clean them, but the. There's a place I go that has just. All they have are the air hand dryers, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not physically possible to dry your hands. It gives you like 10 seconds of air.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big fan of the Dyson ones.

[Chick McGee]

I was just going to say the air blade. Like the air blade.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are effective?

[Christy Lee]

They are very effective. A lot of movie theaters have them.

[Josh Arnold]

They do, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I like them.

[Tom Griswold]

So what does the doctor say to

[Christy Lee]

do when you're recommends good hygiene? Wash your hands properly after using the bathroom paper towels to dry your Hands. And sanitizing your phone if you brought it into the bathroom with you. How germs can spread cuts and scrapes on your skin that allow bacteria to get in. So if you have a cut on your butt, don't sit on the seat. There go you. You go.

[Josh Arnold]

Cut on your butt.

[Chick McGee]

Cut on your butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a song that Pat does?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Morgan Wallace.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That. That's a Coke on the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Don't touch your face after going to the bathroom. Breathing in particles either from toilet plumes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Or hand dryers that'll hold your breath.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen that video where they somehow get. They can show you the toilet plume.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it flushes. And it, like, looks. Looks like this. A huge fountain spraying the room.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Toilet water splash is also a problem. She said you should wash out for. So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you do, you do the courtesy flush.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, and I'm not worried about that plume. And I feel like this story has proven it to me. I'm not worried about that plume hitting my butt cheeks because healthy skin will not. The microbes, no effect.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you have skin.

[Chick McGee]

Skin, right.

[Christy Lee]

It's a protectant.

[Chick McGee]

You know, skin's the body's largest organ.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wear goggles in the bathroom?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, all the time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't get a style.

[Chick McGee]

A matter of fact, if I forget my goggles, I don't go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that poem? There once was a man from Nantucket.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who wrote that? I found that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the author of that?

[Tom Griswold]

EE Colai.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

The small lowercase.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like everyone knows. Time to check in with Christy Lee and talk a little bit about that great automobile you have.

[Christy Lee]

No one likes having to make a choice, do they? Having to make a choice. Does that make sense? No one likes to choose what car they want. It's hard. There are so many choices out there. But by golly, Hyundai has whittled it down to some of the best hybrid SUVs around. They have America's best warranty. They're stylish. They have the latest in technology and. And safe and great gas mileage. I'm talking about the Tucson hybrid and the Santa Fe hybrid. The Tucson hybrid I call more of a crossover. It's still an suv. Sits a little lower, more like a sedan. But the Santa Fe hybrid, a little bit higher, a little bit roomier, more cargo space, and a little bit rock and roll. You can take it on the road, baby. Hybrids from Hyundai, you get the best of both worlds there. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or go to your local Hyundai deal dealer or call 562-314-4603. They'll fill you in on all the details you need to drive off in a beautiful hybrid from Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the cool things you're going to see at the Indy 500 is that horsepower boost they have with the hybrids. Who would have thought that's one of the cool things. We got a special edition of this show coming up Friday and a special Internet only edition on Sunday. We'll give you some details on the on that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Chick McGee]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Tom Griswold]

dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That is Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're a chipper.

[Christy Lee]

I'm almost out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we'll try not to take that person.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear what Chrissy said?

[Christy Lee]

My daughter just got home. I can't wait to go see her.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that'll, that'll be a different tune next week, won't it? Finally, my daughter's out of here.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. I love having them home.

[Chick McGee]

Both of them. Which is your favorite?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a favorite. They're both great.

[Tom Griswold]

I got, got a. Now Christy just announced that she's taking a bunch of folks to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're against their will. They're not against.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this. Dear Bob and Tom show, my wife and I are trying to decide to vacation in Pisa, Italy or Dublin, Ireland. Can't make up our minds. I'm leaning toward Pisa. Ah, that's very funny. That's very funny, sir. Now, but if people want to go with you, there's three spots.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there are three spots left. And I'm finding out right now where to find. Find out more information.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't you move to Pisa and open up a donkey dealership and call it Pisa Ass? Why wouldn't you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's just for the T shirts alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pisa Ass. You'll save more at Pizza Ass. Look at this donkey.

[Josh Arnold]

All your donkey needs.

[Chick McGee]

Never ridden tame as the day Is long.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys are funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have to go back over that way where you'll see Christy Lee sitting, getting ready to leave. What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

Scientists hope to tap into human urine as a sustainable and energy efficient fertilizer, knowing that our pea contains most of the essential nutrients for plants, including nitrogen. Thank you. Phosphorus and potassium.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers have developed a way to concentrate urine into a fertilizer rich stream using forward osmosis. Oh, that's much different than reverse osmosis.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what about it, but the term forward osmosis makes me dizzy. Yeah, what's the difference?

[Christy Lee]

Low energy. One is forward, one is backward.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you don't want backward osmosis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

You might turn into a single cell.

[Christy Lee]

And being on reverse osmosis, I. You probably have that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have that in my sink. Yeah, it's. This is for urine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy that figured this out must be a whiz.

[Josh Arnold]

That was cute.

[Tom Griswold]

This is on the fly, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the urine.

[Chick McGee]

On the fly. On the fly.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists hope the low energy process will allow them to remove the water from urine while retaining high levels of nutrients and they'll be able to use them for fertilizer. Would you use your. We use manure right now. Why not urine?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but not human people.

[Chick McGee]

Manure won't work, right.

[Christy Lee]

No. Or will cow manure, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you see the video of the.

[Chick McGee]

I wrote it. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was a truck. I think it was a. What do they call the. The honey wagons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they clean out the port of

[Tom Griswold]

Johnson that got hit by the train.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

It was all over my timeline.

[Josh Arnold]

Explode.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And the driver's okay, but he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness he was badly hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. They need to mark some of these intersections a little bit better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

It's rough. The train, I mean, it looks. It almost looks like a movie effect because you can see everything flying.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now isn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a. And there was a railroad fanatic that was just watching. Doesn't it really hit the fan?

[Chick McGee]

Shouldn't the driver have seen the train track?

[Tom Griswold]

You would have thought, I think, that there were some woods. Yeah, I mean, they need to have, you know, bells and red.

[Josh Arnold]

They should have. Lowering barriers

[Chick McGee]

and you'd still drive right through it.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen. What the hell was that? Have you seen the video of the hippopotamus at the zoo? There's a. A mom and she's got her little toddler and they're Standing there and the hippopotamus is looking at him and she, she's like, oh, look at the cute hippo. And, and there's no glass barrier. It's just a. You know, they're pretty close, you know what I'm saying? And the hippo turns around and just, you know, when hippos go, they spin the tail and it's all over them. It's horrific. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do we. Is this the train here? Josh, look up there. There's the truck coming out of the woods there.

[Chick McGee]

And there's the driver magooing around.

[Tom Griswold]

And then,

[Christy Lee]

gosh, is that guy okay?

[Chick McGee]

Alive?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there's liquid pouring everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

It's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Train.

[Chick McGee]

Where did that train come from? This should be. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Those woods were pretty. There should have been a.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no barrier there.

[Chick McGee]

No gate, no whistles, no bells.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the ones where you see the people go around the gate.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't feel bad for them. If you're that stupid, guess what? Yeah, it's. Well, if you can't, your time's up.

[Chick McGee]

Pay attention. You get that close to a railroad track and you. You're not aware a train is right there, why don't you stop?

[Josh Arnold]

Were there? No. I've never seen that. Even in the most rural areas, they

[Chick McGee]

don't all have crossing signs. That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you guys have all seen it. I have not.

[Chick McGee]

Not. It's hard. Tom, don't you find it, don't you find it hard to believe, Tom, that someone has never seen a. A railroad crossing without a sign on it? I've seen them all the time. They must be really.

[Tom Griswold]

What we were talking about was. So this, this guy's going to make fertilizer out of human urine? Is that the idea here?

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's grind us up and make Soylent green. Let's get this over with. Check it out. I'm getting my stuff. I'm getting out of here.

[Christy Lee]

A retired electrician is spending his time building super sized versions of everyday household Items.

[Tom Griswold]

Love this.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Steve Wainwright creates huge sculptures of dice, playing cards, electrical plugs, padlocks, even a retractable measuring tape. Isn't that amusing nickname, Mr. Big Stuff. The 62 year old is now Mr. Big Stuff. Who do you think you are? Has now made 20 installations.

[Chick McGee]

This is a pencil, but it's six feet tall.

[Josh Arnold]

See, it's big.

[Christy Lee]

And he has a five foot tall, three foot tall cassette tape.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's got a nice.

[Christy Lee]

Where is this?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't Say where in hell

[Tom Griswold]

you'd ever. You've ever seen the Big and Tall hardware store? It's right. Right next to. Right next to the Big and Tall store.

[Chick McGee]

I could only use the Big and Tall hardware.

[Josh Arnold]

I like when people retire and you just. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they don't bother the world with things like this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, then I made a ruler.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be a good Hallmark movie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

He meets a lady that just makes little tiny stuff. Look, you made a giant stool.

[Chick McGee]

I made a little baby stool. I have a microscopic.

[Josh Arnold]

At first. First glance, they have nothing in common.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't want to leave?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna do something like this when I retire.

[Christy Lee]

What? You're gonna make big things?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm gonna be in my basement doing a show just like this. But I'll just have dummies of you guys.

[Christy Lee]

You're doing it now.

[Chick McGee]

Only. Only we're still out of practice

[Tom Griswold]

puppet versions of you. I'll press the button.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you had the puppets made, isn't it? Admit it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks so much for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. The Hammer alley podcast. An 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever happened to Hammer Alley? How did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.

[Josh Arnold]

Hammer Alley.

[Chick McGee]

Ever heard of them? To rock bottom. Dude, I was born in 1987. I can't believe he's doing this. Hammer Alley. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.