The BOB & TOM Show - May 21, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - May 21, 2025

Hosts

• Tom Griswold
• Chick McGee
• Josh Arnold
• Pat Godwin

Guest

• Ms. Pat – Comedian and relationship expert

Release Date: May 22, 2025

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1. Introduction and Early Banter (00:00 - 05:00)

The show kicks off with playful exchanges between Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, setting a humorous tone. They discuss a commercial opportunity for Lonzo Ball involving Buzzball's new product, leading to a lighthearted moment mocking wordplay around "blue balls."

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (00:44): "They think your big hands will show off the size of their new blue biggies."

2. Guest Introduction: Augie Smith from Montana (01:15 - 03:00)

Augie Smith, a guest from Montana, joins the conversation. The hosts delve into his past as a self-proclaimed gunfighter and his family's ownership of a general store. Augie passionately expresses his belief in freedom, humorously advocating for the abolition of bar laws in America.

Notable Quote:

• Augie Smith (02:03): "I believe that we should abolish all bar laws in America. I believe in America, the land of the free."

3. Listener Anecdote: Bathroom Dilemma (06:00 - 08:33)

Chick McGee shares a personal story about a frustrating experience at a coffee shop where he waited over thirty minutes for a bathroom. The tale highlights inefficiencies and poor customer service, sparking a humorous debate among the hosts about public restroom management.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (07:08): "I can't imagine I've ever spent more than maybe ten minutes at the most."

4. "Today in History": Grace Slick and Nixon (17:32 - 20:58)

Chick McGee introduces a historical segment discussing Grace Slick's infamous attempt to slip LSD into President Nixon's tea during a 1970 White House event. The story unfolds with humor and skepticism about its veracity, touching on counterculture movements and political paranoia of the era.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (18:01): "She was going to try to dose President Nixon."

5. Listener Letters: Anxiety Dreams (38:55 - 66:38)

A series of listener letters focus on recurring anxiety dreams, particularly those related to professional stress and personal insecurities. Notable contributions include:

• RW Marriott: Dreams of being on the Bob and Tom Show but becoming mute.
• Steve from Boise, Idaho: Dreams of navigating a tall bicycle through a maze to avoid falling to death.
• Jordan from Madison, Wisconsin: Dreams of taking a physical training test with slipping traction.

The hosts engage empathetically, offering humorous and practical advice while discussing the psychological underpinnings of such dreams.

Notable Quote:

• RW Marriott (39:19): "While listening to the Bob and Tom Show, I realized I have a dream about your show."

6. Obituary: George Wendt of Cheers (77:03 - 85:00)

The show solemnly announces the passing of George Wendt, beloved for his role as Norm Peterson on the sitcom Cheers. The hosts reminisce about his iconic catchphrases and his influence on pop culture, expressing heartfelt condolences.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (77:05): "George Wendt's performance as the affable beer-loving bar regular earned him six consecutive Primetime Emmy nominations."

7. Wiener Mobile and Weenie 500 Race (97:06 - 111:10)

A humorous segment covers the introduction of the "Weenie 500," a race featuring hot dog-shaped vehicles at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. The hosts joke about the absurdity of the event, complete with exaggerated plans and fictional elements like "condiment spray."

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (100:03): "Donna, you're gonna be able to hawk a horn for a big tip."

8. Interview with Ms. Pat: Relationship Advice (135:07 - 164:20)

Ms. Pat joins the show to provide expert advice on relationship dilemmas. Topics discussed include:

• Insecurities in New Relationships: Should one express insecurities early on?
• Dealing with Infidelity: Balancing one's own mistakes with a partner's infidelity.
• Communication Issues: Navigating misunderstandings and emotional responses.

Ms. Pat shares personal anecdotes and offers practical, albeit humorous, solutions to common relationship challenges. The interaction is candid, showcasing her comedic expertise intertwined with genuine advice.

Notable Quotes:

• Ms. Pat (143:24): "I feel like he's trying to mark his territory, but he says he's just a passionate lover."
• Chick McGee (146:49): "Do you think you'll see Tom Brady come out of retirement?"

9. Final Segments and Advertisements (164:20 - End)

The show concludes with advertisements for sponsors like Raycon earbuds, Simplisafe home security, and Java House coffee products. The hosts maintain their signature humor, tying product pitches seamlessly into their banter.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (147:35): "Fluids and hummus don't go together."

Advertisements Highlight:

• Raycon Earbuds: Promoted as the perfect Father's Day gift with features like 32-hour battery life and active noise cancellation.
• Simplisafe Home Security: Emphasized as a reliable, contract-free security solution with professional monitoring.
• Java House: Introduced as a revolution in coffee with peel-and-pour pods, offering discounts and contest opportunities.

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Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blends humor, personal stories, historical anecdotes, and expert advice, all while maintaining engaging interactions among hosts and guests. Listener letters provide relatable content, and the interview with Ms. Pat offers valuable insights into relationship dynamics. Sponsored segments are cleverly integrated, ensuring a seamless listening experience for both regular and new audience members.

Overall Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (142:43): "Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world."

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Listen to the full episode for more laughs, stories, and expert advice!

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

What's up?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

My last name is Ball.

[Chick McGee]

The product is a cocktail in a ball.

[Tom Griswold]

I get it.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought too. But no.

[Josh Arnold]

They want you for your hands.

[Chick McGee]

They think your big hands will show off the size of their new blue biggies.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Augie Smith is our guest from Montana. Do you ride horses and stuff? Oh, yeah, that's. Oh, yeah. I was. I was a gunfighter when I was younger. We all were in Montana. I remember riding away as a small child, yelling, come back. Ugh. Come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But my destiny was out there. Is that why you're wearing all black and stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

I was a gunfighter. I was a gunfighter.

[Chick McGee]

I was not as a gun. I, I. My family owned the general store for a while, you know, and that wasn't the life for. Did your mom name Miss Kitty or something? She was the school marm.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when he found out.

[Chick McGee]

Augie Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

He found out that you were from Billings, Montana. So naturally, you ride.

[Chick McGee]

What I'm talking about is freedom, people. Montana represents you go to California. Swear to God. It's illegal to smoke cigarettes in bars and taverns. I see. I don't know. Smoking is bad for you, but who's concerned about their health in a bar? What's the complaint on this one? Excuse me, Mr. Bartender Man, I am trying to get drunk so I can drive home and have unprotected sex with some chick I just met tonight. And this guy's blowing smoke in my face. But you let Montana, they'll shoot you with their six guns. I believe that we should abolish all bar laws in America. I believe in America, the land of the free. There should be no laws in bars. And if you don't like living under no laws, then don't go to the bar. For example, I don't like Bed, Bath and Beyond. I don't like what goes on at.

[Josh Arnold]

Bed Bath and Beyond.

[Chick McGee]

So you know what I do about it? That's right. I don't go there. I don't do about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't pick it.

[Chick McGee]

Bed, Bath and Beyond. I don't put Bed, Bath and Beyond in an Axis of Evil with Kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

Caboodle and the Baby Gap.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Bed, Bath and Beyond should have to be 500 yards from elementary school. I just don't go to Bed, Bath and Beyond. I like Bed, Bath and Beyond. Doggy, I'm a divorce guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I need them.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm okay with you going back thank. And I'm even okay with you smoking there. You know why? Because I don't go there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Or do you prefer yellow?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? No. Yellow Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yellow chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There, see? She's in the spirit. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Got the look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yellow Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Yellow. Josh. Hello, Yellow. No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeet me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeet me. There's Ace Cosby. He's back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Yellow. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like yellow. You don't like fry.

[Chick McGee]

How do you have fun with quality and style?

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You. You think so?

[Chick McGee]

Don' Yellow is. Yellow is the kind of thing Herb Tarlok would have said on the great show wko.

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't love Herb Tarlock?

[Pat Godwin]

I dan answer the phone like that. For some reason, my grandpa did too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yellow.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that an old school thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever gotten a. A troubling phone call, an upset phone call, and it ends really not the way you want to. And it was, you know, very upset, almost angry. And you. Well, okay, Bye bye.

[Christy Lee]

Bye bye.

[Tom Griswold]

You're wrapping up with Bye Bye? What's wrong with us?

[Christy Lee]

Does everyone say that? Bye Bye? Is that a Midwestern thing?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. No. No. I think it's in everything everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Because I. I do that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've never talked on the phone like they do on Bye Bye Television shows and soap operas. They just stop talking.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always amazing, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care what you do. I just don't want to see anything. I don't want to hear anything more about you. Click.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

The hang up.

[Tom Griswold]

No goodbye, nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Because nobody in a. Nobody reading a script wants to read. Okay, Talk to you later. Bye. Bye.

[Christy Lee]

You know who did that? My mother. Never said hello. Never said goodbye.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just like whenever people pay in a movie or TV show, it's typically.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't worry about any wasting time.

[Chick McGee]

But nothing's better than parking on television.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you can always.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm going to the super bowl. And the guy pulls up, parks right out front.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you don't want to lose the threat of the drama.

[Chick McGee]

I understand why they do it. And if you're driving in la, it just rained. Ever notice that at night because it glistens? Looks awesome. Yeah, that is. That's nice. I had a dilemma yesterday. I got to run by it real quick, and I'm sorry. This story does not resolve. I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

It's still up in the air. Maybe we can help.

[Pat Godwin]

We're going to resolve it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, no, you can't. I went to a coffee shop, not the one I normally go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, first of all, on behalf of the group, congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. No, I was outside your comfort zone.

[Chick McGee]

I had taken my daughter to a doctor's appointment and we were north quite a ways and there's a coffee shop up there that we like.

[Tom Griswold]

And naturally, you can't go outside without going to a coffee shop, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, she had her computer. She was going to do some homework and I was going to do some stuff on with my phone, do some reading, whatever. So we get there, it's great. I get a coffee. There's nowhere to sit for a while. We finally find a place. She plugs in her computer, etc. Etc. But we'd gotten there and she had to go to the bathroom. But there were two people in line at the bathroom. So we go about our business for quite a while. After about 20 minutes, I look up and the two people are still in line. And I. And I walk up and I said to the one woman, is this the.

[Tom Griswold]

Line for the bathroom?

[Chick McGee]

What's happening? She goes, well, I guess there's somebody in there. They haven't come out yet. So then she eventually leaves. I have to go to the bathroom. It's been, and I'm not kidding, it's been at least half an hour.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

30 minutes at least. This isn't one of your stories.

[Chick McGee]

No, this is at least half an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because we'd been. We'd been standing waiting for it anyway.

[Christy Lee]

And there's one bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the trick, that I walk up to the guy at the front. I Go that bathroom. Someone's been in there for 30 minutes and he looks up to go. Oh, then he. There's a. Because there's another bathroom over there. And there was one kind of around the corner that didn't have a sign, so that I went, relieved myself and finned it as well. And then I ended up leaving about 15 minutes later and there was still someone waiting in line. So I don't know. I said to the guy, you might want to check. I'm afraid someone's OD'd in there. Well, this.

[Christy Lee]

Check.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I mean, what is going on? At what point do you. Yeah, do you. What?

[Christy Lee]

Is there a time cut off? You mean.

[Chick McGee]

I mean if. What if someone was in there? Yeah, what if someone was in there collapsing or.

[Christy Lee]

Or had collapsed or busted?

[Chick McGee]

Apparently it had such a epic fecal event, they wanted to just absorb the moment, but it doesn't result yellow. At what point do you. If you're. If you work there, at what point do you go, I gotta go check on that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think a lower tap on the door. Hey, everything all right in there? I don't think that would be out of line.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all.

[Christy Lee]

They have a key to that bathroom, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine, because the. Whoever's in there know they've been in there a long time.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, what if it's some kid that pranked him and just locked the door?

[Tom Griswold]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the one lady that was first in line eventually, in great disgust walked out.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she do this? I love it when they do that.

[Chick McGee]

I love it when they go, well, I never then. I've always wanted to do kind of a grouch thing. I'll bet you'd never.

[Tom Griswold]

You're talking about an orgasm, right? I can tell anything.

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, that was. That was my odd dilemma. We have some great letters here, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven'T you been in a bathroom situation where it's. It's a process, it's taking a while.

[Christy Lee]

And you're real self conscious about it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you're in a public place.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine I've ever spent more than maybe While sick, maybe 10 minutes at the most.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have a. I have a new bathroom policy and you guys are welcome to come on board.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we could make this. I don't go to a bathroom unless it's more than a one holer. I. I do everything I can not to go to just a one hole.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's become almost.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I can't go to a one holer.

[Christy Lee]

One holders are everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why McDonald's are good. They've got the. You array of bathrooms. Always, always clean.

[Chick McGee]

But I would like to eat your.

[Tom Griswold]

French fries right there in the bathroom. Perfect.

[Chick McGee]

I'm happy to use the. The unisex bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But for the places that don't have them, I'd like to have clearer signage. Sometimes they have the profile, and you go, is that. Is that a skirt or is that a guy in shorts? So they just have the profile thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you okay? I feel bad about this, but I still do it, so I shouldn't feel that if it's. Does. It's not designated unisex. It's like man or woman. And I'll go in the women's. If the man's. If they're occupied, I'll go in the woman's. Dude. And come out. Am I breaking a law?

[Pat Godwin]

I've done that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done that. If it's a one hole or though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me. You realize that Godwin does it every morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I know he likes the women's restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Because in our building, in this building, there's a. They're both unisex, but if you go 50 yards that way, there's a. There's a distinct. There's a men's. And you always go in the women's room.

[Pat Godwin]

I did for a while. Now I have a new one. I go to the one in the. In the back. That fun one. Oh, way, way in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Don't want to go with the porno or the one in the way.

[Christy Lee]

The transmitter.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

All the machinery.

[Pat Godwin]

Very private.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And someone has left pornography back there. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you who it is when we go off the air.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the men's club. You're gonna. You're gonna not want to go into that bathroom anymore. When you find out who's been in.

[Josh Arnold]

There, that bathroom gets a little eerie.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I kind of like about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. And sometimes there's a twitching fluorescent light. You're in a Bourne movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Think Tom will agree. That bathroom is like a disco in the 70s, early 80s, it was really popular for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it just kind of faded away.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody to break.

[Chick McGee]

To bring people up to speed, this building was built in essentially four sections.

[Tom Griswold]

1890.

[Chick McGee]

That part of the building was built in originally. Yeah. What is twenties, thirties, probably. It's really old.

[Christy Lee]

It was an old radio transmitter tower.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So but they. About 30 years ago, they went in there and they completely redid the bathroom sort of. They kind of put nice tile over the old crappy one.

[Pat Godwin]

But it's an old fashioned lock. There's an occupied.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Moaning myrtle occasionally.

[Chick McGee]

That door is beautiful. Solid oak.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

But it's been painted with crappy latex paint.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got the coolest little. It has its own water heater.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They put a separate water. Yeah. So it has super hot water.

[Christy Lee]

But I've never been in there.

[Chick McGee]

Someone put this magazine rack in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know the following is true. I know. I think Ace will back me up on this. I'm sure Chick will. A certain member of our staff before the age of the Internet and Internet pornography was a collector of a connoisseur, if you will, of. Well, I don't. That. That sounds. That sounds clean and sophisticated adult publications. Muddy and dirty. I am not kidding. There was a magazine back there.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

Called. You want to say it? What?

[Tom Griswold]

It was called Anal Biker.

[Chick McGee]

It was called. It was called Anal Biker. And it was $40.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very expensive.

[Chick McGee]

And then we're talking $40 in 80s money, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's not what put this place over the top. What put the. Really made it popular was somebody put a phone in there.

[Chick McGee]

What? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

During. During the height of. Hello, I'm touching myself. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pre. Cell phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was unbelievable. It was a stroke.

[Christy Lee]

If you had sales guys back there taking sales calls while they were.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not sales calls. Well, you could call it a sales call, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

But by the way, the plumbing, even though it looks really nice, that has. That has issues.

[Pat Godwin]

It is tricky.

[Chick McGee]

It will. It will back up.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't run the sink while you're. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you probably shouldn't drink the water out of that tap.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy, I'm gonna be sick today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And don't take a black light in. I'm just saying, man, that play everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

You people.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's legendary.

[Tom Griswold]

People told me they would not forego going at home so they could come and use this back.

[Chick McGee]

There's a popular. There's a magazine rack still there. There's a magazine rack on the wall.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going back during it.

[Pat Godwin]

There are still 10.

[Josh Arnold]

That's gross, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, it's really.

[Christy Lee]

They don't clean it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it might be clean, but it's just. It's just gross.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the catacombs too.

[Chick McGee]

You really know where it's way back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Like a good speaking, a good disc, a good bar. Unless you know where you and you're.

[Chick McGee]

Going to get lost. At one point someone had gone to HR to complain about the presence of the magazines.

[Pat Godwin]

They're still there. Lots of them. Yeah, 10 or 12.

[Chick McGee]

The person who made the complaint to HR. Thank God it's not here.

[Tom Griswold]

Who complained? A girl with the big jugs. Is that who complained?

[Chick McGee]

Probably. I'll tell you later. I'll tell you in one word. Well, right now I want to tell you about something that's going to be great for Father's Day. That of course is the perfect gift. Break on earbuds. That's right. Dad, how are your ears?

[Tom Griswold]

My ears are fine. We're dads. Everybody in here's dad. Well, a couple exception. Josh. Let's get on the stick buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll see what I can do.

[Tom Griswold]

You need, you need to have a baby that you.

[Chick McGee]

That you know of.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's get out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Fathers.

[Chick McGee]

There's probably a little, little kid in Korea. Joshi.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't that be something? Knock on the door.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a cute kid.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be a cute.

[Tom Griswold]

A little, a little balding five year old.

[Pat Godwin]

Chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

What year did you stop teaching in South Korea?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, let's see. That child would be. Would be about 20.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, he can drive. Although probably not very well.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Ms. Pat]

Go to your happy price, Priceline.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tob Show. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chickster.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Christy Lee Yellow. There, that was.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that sounded natural.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounded real nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sound really good. There's some hack AM radio morning show looking for you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm playing this game. Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Remember, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now, a couple quick things. Would you like to do today in history? Do you want to get right to the letters?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I know how you work and. You want to do today.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I mean, I can go either way. I haven't looked at today in history. I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

We've always thought that you said something about today in history as we were leaving.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this. I was doing some research and I came upon something kind of funny.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

There's. It's not exactly clear what day this happened, all right? But it was in the spring of 1970, possibly April or May, according to my sources.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I was around. Maybe I know when this happened.

[Chick McGee]

The. It involves the singer Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

He's referred to a singer, huh? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Grace, that's. She's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like her, too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought she was cute as hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, she sounds flat to me. There's not a passion there.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, she's a great songwriter, too. The Jefferson Airplane with White Rabbit. All kinds of great stuff. In any event, she had gone briefly to a place called Finch College, and at the time, Nixon was in the White House. And Trisha Nixon had also gone to Finch College and was holding a tea party for the various alums. And Gracelick was invited, although I don't think they knew who she was. Slick's her married name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So she married Tom Slick, the driver of the thunderbolt Grease slapper. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We'll go with that for the sake of the story. Movement moving forward slightly.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a racer's wife. It's no picnic.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, Gracelich accepted the invitation to go to this tea at the White House in 1970, and she brought along the famous yippee activist as he's described in this account. Abby Hoffman. And she used her real name to get past security. Her goal was, she later stated, to put LSD in Nixon's tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that the Secret Service recognized Abby Hoffman and blocked them at the gate before they got all the way into the event.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

What does yippee mean?

[Tom Griswold]

We had hippies. We had yuppies. Where we have yuppies now.

[Chick McGee]

Later yippees were kind of a protest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fair.

[Josh Arnold]

A louder hippie.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not laid back.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure if you. If you Google it, you could find out the exact origin. Probably an Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Grace Slick's birth name was Grace Wing.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who don't know who Abby Hoffman is, he's essentially portrayed in Forrest Gump standing outside, you know, in. In the National Mall.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's got kind of a. A white man's fro.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. But anyways, Grace Slick, the whole thing was she was going to try to dose President Nixon.

[Josh Arnold]

So that really did almost happen.

[Pat Godwin]

It did. Almost.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that was. I never knew that was apocryphal.

[Chick McGee]

It's become kind of a legendary story of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of the. Of counterculture. But can you imagine if she had cotton LSD into Nixon's coffee? I am not a crook. I am the walrus. Cuckoo. Pat, where's the burp?

[Tom Griswold]

And he was paranoid enough. Henry.

[Chick McGee]

Henry, let's drop some bombs. What do you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Does LSD make you paranoid? I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I know pot does. Doesn't pot make you paranoid?

[Pat Godwin]

It certainly does some people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

You want. Want to listen to music really fast, right?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it makes me paranoid. People who are secretly following me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

God, they got me on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't blame you there.

[Christy Lee]

That's because you shuffle, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. You lumber.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's it. Lumber.

[Chick McGee]

I'll put it this way. Ace currently has a walker because he broke two bones in his leg.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has to go down the hall, and Ace has to go behind him because Josh is so slow.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh is the fence. He just got Here. And you'd been here for a while, all amped up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is because. I mean, not even in. I don't require any defense. He was. Was absolutely in the wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I was moving. I can't think of one instance in all the years that he's ever been right about anything. It's always his fault. He's always a menace, but he never takes responsibility. It's always the car's fault or the house's fault or.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, Pat, I saw some of the worst Parker than you are today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's impossible.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, I'm pretty bad.

[Chick McGee]

You ever go down one of those streets where they have it. How do I explain this? Where you can park but it's not parallel. You kind of park like at an angle.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They've got the London.

[Tom Griswold]

Ohio has those on the main street.

[Chick McGee]

I love those.

[Tom Griswold]

They make me homesick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So you kind of take a. What is it? A 45 degree angle and you park like that, right along the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was at one of those super concentrated areas of town. Very hard to find a place to park.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you were over at. Sorry to bother. You haven't.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I was actually. I was going over to. Sorry to bother you to pick up a sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Sorry to bother you, but I ordered a sandwich. Okay. No, I could talk to the boss. That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I was actually. I was sitting here and I was thinking, okay, if I order this now, I can pick it up for Finn before I take her to the doctor's office. So then I spent 15 minutes trying to buy this thing online and then just gave up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's another one. It's the app's fault. He's having trouble.

[Chick McGee]

I filled out the whole thing. You have to have a password. Why can't you just buy anything? Got the whole thing filled out. Hit, hit, hit. Whatever it was, make purchase. Whole thing goes blank.

[Pat Godwin]

And I tried to buy a sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, Grace Slick's husband, Tom Slick.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Was. This was Japanese animation, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was the Bullwinkle.

[Chick McGee]

Not stable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, George in the jungle.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Super chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm Slick.

[Chick McGee]

It was one of the lesser, Lesser cartoons.

[Christy Lee]

I love Tom Slick.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing ever happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Slick had the crowd that went wild.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It's certainly no Bullwinkle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's a redhead, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There he is.

[Christy Lee]

There he is. A little dragster.

[Chick McGee]

Not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the look on his second season. He's ready to win.

[Pat Godwin]

That's some good Animation there, huh?

[Chick McGee]

So anyway, Pat there. I'm parking. There's a guy taking up three spaces. Somehow that's annoying. Sometimes they wish you did have a tow truck driver on call.

[Tom Griswold]

Three spaces at an angle.

[Chick McGee]

Essentially. He was almost parallel parked. Right, right. And it was once, as you say, it was near the restaurant. Sorry to bother you.

[Christy Lee]

Where there's no parking.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of our appeal is that no one can get in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So don't you like to make up a story about that guy? What was he in such a rush for? What did he need to. He just had to sloppily park.

[Chick McGee]

Judging by the car, I think he was probably looking for a sale on Metamucil and Viagra.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was. He needed it.

[Tom Griswold]

He was probably a fan of mine doing a little flasher park. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

And if you're gonna have an app, make sure it works, please. And if I'm asked for one more password, I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

How many?

[Chick McGee]

I just want to buy the sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

How many apps fail you every day, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Only one as of late.

[Pat Godwin]

The weather one.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted to get into this building.

[Tom Griswold]

One or two maybe, since I've had my phone. It's a daily occurrence with. With Captain Chaos over there to buy a sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you just buy it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you just call them?

[Chick McGee]

I was so pissed. I just got in the car and drove over there and waited.

[Pat Godwin]

So they have their own app? The restaurant has their own app? Is that what you're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

I love that, man. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

But I. I still don't have it because I didn't have enough. I had to get a semen stain from the new pope to get the. Apparently to get permission.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are tough to hu. Come by. Yeah, well, there's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go to that house they're selling in Chicago with a black light and go to the bathroom there. I'm sure there's one in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Greetings. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we were just discussing Grace Slick trying to get into the Nixon White House.

[Tom Griswold]

She actually married a gentleman called Jerry Slick in 1961 who was a door to door salesman. He could sell anything himself. I'm Jerry Slick. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine if Nixon had taken lsd? Yeah, like scenes from Watergate. We just had groovier wallpaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, fellas.

[Josh Arnold]

Henry.

[Chick McGee]

Let's drop some bombs, you big pussy. Well, it's time now to go to the mailbag. What do you got over there, Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

McGee, that's a great question. Actually, Josh and I were. Well, we thought we were having fun. Yeah, and now it's caught on. Jeff writes, okay, Josh and Chick doing the voices of the soldier raccoons planning the raid on Christie's bird feeder might be the funniest thing I've heard ever. Can we please have the raccoon soldiers go on other missions? We're gonna try.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they're gonna come back and steal the other one. I'm waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe reenact a scene from the show Combat, which is one of my favorite impressions Tom does when they're trying to figure out the map. Remember this with the bar?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the bar. Yeah. Kirby.

[Tom Griswold]

Kirby's carrying the bar.

[Chick McGee]

Kirby's got the bar.

[Tom Griswold]

He's three clicks from clicks a kilometer. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't do clicks in combat.

[Tom Griswold]

And guess what?

[Chick McGee]

It was World War II.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, Jeff from Boise, Idaho. Idaho? The people in Idaho? Are we engaged?

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hear from Boise? Kyle is written in. From Boise Kyle. He says, josh, Cradle of Filth is playing tonight here in Boise. Are you guys familiar with Cradle of Filth?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm intrigued.

[Chick McGee]

The title scares me, but.

[Josh Arnold]

British black metal band. Black metal and some gothic metal and symphonic metal.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure black metal is not in living color? Oh, no, that's living color.

[Chick McGee]

Not in living. Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're a fan of heavy music. How do you feel about Cradle? I've only listened to a little bit and I know they have a new album out. I think it's called Screaming of the Valkyries, which is. How badass is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. Tell me. Their hat. They have horns on their hats.

[Josh Arnold]

Like they are very theatrical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of Alice Cooper reminds me.

[Chick McGee]

I walked into a place and they were playing this God awful music.

[Josh Arnold]

You would consider this God awful?

[Chick McGee]

And I. It was like you heard this guy completely unintelligible crap. And I said, okay, what is this? And it was. It was his band. He's the drummer. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a little self promotion.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask you.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm not sure if I want to get my coffee from him anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're not one to keep your opinion to yourself, Tom. How many times a day do you walk into an establishment and ask them to change the music?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll. I'm. I'm very comfortable doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Are you really that you are else.

[Chick McGee]

Or I'll say. Can you please turn that down?

[Christy Lee]

I have asked that.

[Chick McGee]

That I found. I have found a new place I can go for lunch. They don't play any music and they don't have any television sets on, so.

[Tom Griswold]

You can address the people you're with.

[Chick McGee]

It's heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

I need your full attention.

[Chick McGee]

It's upstairs at Nordstrom's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You go there a lot?

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm ever eating upstairs at Nordstrom.

[Chick McGee]

They wouldn't let you in. They'd walk. You'd walk in, they'd go through those clothes. You have to go elsewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Close clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

They're really. What was the store that used to look like a beach cabana on the outside in the mall? And you would walk in Abercrombie. Is that what it was? Where it was? It was almost like you were walking into somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

I know what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Abercrombie. Abercrombie. The largest shirt they sold wouldn't have fit a four year old dude. Their clothes were so small. I don't know what country they were trying to sell this stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

It bothered me that they.

[Christy Lee]

No. Pacific. Wasn't that it? I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

But why. Why even have double XL when it's clearly a medium? Yeah, you know, just have smalls and mediums.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. All we have double XL and it won't fit you.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I had no business being in that place.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to defend Abercrombie because they've turned that store around and now they have a lot of different sizes and.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still have. Are you still overwhelmed by perfume when you walk by the store?

[Christy Lee]

I buy online inside.

[Pat Godwin]

When you walk.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to see. I'm not too big on federal government, but I would like to see an XL being an XL and a. Yeah, yeah. We have shoes down. I think you can buy shoes and they're a 12. Is a 12. Is a 12. For the most part, if you buy more shoes than I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, for the most part, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But every now and then I'll run into an 11 that fits like a 12.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Or if you go European, the sizes you get.

[Chick McGee]

You get an XL and a shirt and it could be an M in another.

[Tom Griswold]

You're absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

It's time for the government to step in. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Billy Reed runs small doge on this. Hey, Josh, you were talking about.

[Chick McGee]

They do run at least one size.

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff up over here.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, Hollister was the Store.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's it. Hollister.

[Josh Arnold]

And they, I, boy, they made it very clear. I had, I would walk in, they'd essentially sweep me away with brooms.

[Pat Godwin]

Sir, you're looking for the food.

[Tom Griswold]

We got another one. Let's go, pal.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a bear?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's just a fat person.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have more letters. I can't wait to get to them.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we have Mount Fuji update from someone who's been there.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I pet him first?

[Chick McGee]

More recurring dreams and anxiety dreams. Just fascinating. Plus, in the news, a lot of interesting stuff. We have interesting NFL news coming up today that involves the Olympics. And once again, the headline has the words summer penis in it. Oh, this is apparently a thing. And then huge news from one of my favorite topics, of course, the Wiener Mobile. The Wiener Mobile is in the news. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Race the rudders.

[Tom Griswold]

Race the sails. Race the sails.

[Pat Godwin]

Captain, an unidentified ship is approaching.

[Tom Griswold]

Over. Roger. Wait, is that an enterprise sales solution?

[Chick McGee]

Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors. With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right People by industry, job title and more. We'll even give you a $100 credit on your next campaign. Get started today at LinkedIn.com results. Terms and conditions apply. I did not think it.

[Josh Arnold]

You something. You something.

[Tom Griswold]

My balls are in her purse. She's wearing my watch on her wrist. Oh, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. This Christie's husband celebrating their two year.

[Christy Lee]

Anniversary that's coming Up Fridays.

[Pat Godwin]

Congratulations. Seriously, no jokes.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a record for you? No.

[Christy Lee]

You should talk.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean I should talk?

[Tom Griswold]

We made it, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Two years on Friday. It's not till Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Andy's here. Christy's husband. Hi, Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Hi, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

How are you? Good. But maybe I could share by saying yellow like Chick does.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy. I love Chick. He's the best. You know, if you'll notice, Christie's wearing my A gift she got me last year.

[Chick McGee]

She got you? What did she get you that gift for?

[Tom Griswold]

Our anniversary is coming up on Friday and his birthday.

[Christy Lee]

You know, we got married on his birthday.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only reason. Only reason he remembers.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. You ruined his birthday, but at least he won't forget his anniversary.

[Christy Lee]

That was not my idea anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she takes everything of mine. I'm not supposed to say anything about it. Don't look in her purse. That's where my balls are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And listen. You hear that? Here. Never Stop.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Now I understand. You've been married two years and what is the end?

[Christy Lee]

It'll be two years Friday. Friday's the end of nice. Seems like.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the two year gift? Paper.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna bang it out.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, do you have date nights or is it spontaneous with you?

[Christy Lee]

Spontaneous.

[Tom Griswold]

We're supposed to do it twice this year. Oh, first year's ones. Second year's 12.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, is that how it works? Third years, three times.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna have a house full of people.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all right. I've got a little something.

[Chick McGee]

What year's butt stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Al Bundy's birthday and his wife came up and tried to hug him, and he goes, oh, don't touch me on my birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, welcome back to the Bob and Tom program. Happy to be here. We have some letters to get to. I just heard you say you're going to Aruba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My daughter said, dad, I want to lay on the beach with you in Aruba. And I go, well, I guess I'm going to Aruba.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sip on some. You get the. The really elaborate beach drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The umbrellas, the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I went to Aruba many years ago, Chick. It was the first topless beach I ever saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be topless on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, hold on. You went topless on a beach?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't, but there were ladies there who were.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, were you contrasting and comparing to the ladies that you saw?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they were pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

And you felt you could go.

[Christy Lee]

No, I've never had that desire to be naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you've always said you'd rather go bottomless than topless.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know you're married. Yeah, I. Yeah, I'd rather Donald Duck it.

[Tom Griswold]

She's more confident with the Donald Duck look, and she is. That's with the farmhand look.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That is really fascinating. If you just wore a shirt and. No, that'd be an unusual look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Unusual tan. Now, we discussed tan lines of the day, Josh. Not in favor of them.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a big fan.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Love the tan lines.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm not a big fan of them either. But it's hard not to have them. I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I get that because I'd.

[Christy Lee]

Have to lay out in my house.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you like them?

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm a total hypocrite. I. I have a farmer's tan almost years round.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, I just don't. I think it's very bright white. And then you got beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the forbidden zone. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There's just something about something that saddens me about. There is a body with two pale boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

There is something odd, like.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like they haven't gotten oxygen or something.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something odd about late at night and they're coming toward you and they're all you can. Glowing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of weird looking, like headlights.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like unhelp healthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like they've been choked off, you know?

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong now, Pat? You've been to Aruba. You've done many, many cruises.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait to have a picture taken or maybe go see a show at Aruba Rays or did they close comedy club?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I think it's still open recently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The real Aruba Rays is a nice place.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what can one do in Aruba?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. Well, it's a Caribbean island. So the water is beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The beaches are incredible. And that's like a really high end island. As opposed to some of the other others.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you play golf. That was the first time I ever played golf. And they handed you a green mat, like an artificial grass mat. And I'm like, what is this?

[Tom Griswold]

We're supposed to tee off.

[Christy Lee]

The guy goes, you'll understand when you get out there. And it was literally a goat ranch and there are goats everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

An unimpressive course.

[Chick McGee]

It's a goat ranch and you can play golf here. I wouldn't have gone all the way there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they now have a beautiful course there. But at the time, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tom doesn't like to go anywhere that he could take advantage of things at home. Right. Yeah, yeah. And you travel a lot, except. Well, the only place you go really anymore is skiing. Right. And you can't ski at home. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Not got lots of other places. I'm going to London in a couple weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool. Yeah, that'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the rumor?

[Josh Arnold]

Where.

[Pat Godwin]

Where are you taking me?

[Chick McGee]

No, this time I'm going with my.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Tom takes.

[Chick McGee]

Take.

[Tom Griswold]

Take Pat or we'll have to hear him.

[Chick McGee]

What do we. I'll just tell Pat we're going to London, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's where Chick's from.

[Tom Griswold]

London, Ohio is beautiful this time of year.

[Chick McGee]

Time now to go into the mailbag, see what we have. You got anything over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Wait a minute, hold it. Maybe I do have. Oh, go ahead, find yours.

[Chick McGee]

This is a really. We've been talking a lot about these anxiety dreams, and everyone's got them.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter what your profession or hobby.

[Chick McGee]

This one is really unusual. This comes to us from. We'll call him jw, he said JW Marriott. I knew I shouldn't have done that. We'll call him rw.

[Josh Arnold]

RW Marriott.

[Pat Godwin]

Robert Wagner.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert Wagner's finally confessing because he says regards.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Walken's idea.

[Chick McGee]

Because you asked for Anxiety Dreams. JW contributes this one. While listening to the Bob and Tom Show, I realized I have a dream about your show. I am on the air at the Bob and Tom Show. I am not a comedian, but in the dreams I become mute. I was recently in a dream with you guys and you were discussing the most dangerous jobs. Well, I actually work in the oil fields.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. But I couldn't get any of the words out. Christy glared at me quietly and warned me to finally Shut up, man. This dream is.

[Tom Griswold]

Brother.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been there.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible job anxiety. So his anxiety dream involves being on our show.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. We've had lots of comedians who are incapable of speech.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or at least anything funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Here's one Dear Bob and Tom show from Steve, a loyal listener. You'll like this one, Josh. In my dream, I'm riding a very tall bicycle several stories high.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's tall, boys. That's tall.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to navigate the bicycle through a short, tight maze because if I bump one of the walls, I will fall to my death.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's crazy. Yeah, that's stressful.

[Chick McGee]

A giant bicycle.

[Christy Lee]

That is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's one from a gentleman who must think that our dreams about forgetting our lines or not knowing what song to play next is just so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Uh. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I spent 12 years in the US Navy Submarine Service.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you win.

[Josh Arnold]

During submarine school, prior to my first sub assignment, I just spent time in the flood trainer. You guys familiar with the flood trainer?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna flood it when you're in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It was a room built to look like part of the engine room of the submarine, with pipes and valves. They would sound the collision alarm and they would turn on a huge pump, sending water into the room from multiple holes and cracks in the piping. There were three trainees and the trainer, and they had to try and stop the flooding as the room filled above their heads. So I guess you do want to be trained in something like that. But how?

[Tom Griswold]

Own little action movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Four or five times a. I have a dream where I'm in a submarine with water over my head, diving down to try to stop an enormous leak. My wife has to wake me up. I'm screaming and choking on my spit, covered in sweat. Four or five times a year, this poor man has.

[Chick McGee]

So you're saying our dream about not being able to find the next Led Zeppelin vinyl isn't as scary? He might.

[Tom Griswold]

He might want to talk to a professional.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that is horrifying. Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. Oh, we got one more from the military. You guys were talking about Mount Fuji the other day. We had a story that. What? The mayor of this town is sick of people climbing it off season and they have to spend a fortune to go get him?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Helicopters student a couple of months.

[Chick McGee]

He wants them to have to pay for it. And I completely concur with this. Whatever mountain you're climbing, if you get lost out there and you've been told not to go out There. I say let them die, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Say let him die.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, they told you don't go. If this is don't go down this trail, you might die and you go down it. I don't want to spend $50,000 for the copter to come pick you up. He goes, I was there for a machine gun training. I got to climb to the peak of Mount Fuji. This is in Okinawa.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

On the way up to the top there are these tourist stations. I have a picture of me next to a Fujifilm vending machine while standing with Mount Fuji in the background. I am wearing a Bob and Tom T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So yeah. John, get us a copy of that picture, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Send it in. We'll put it up on the social.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds great. We have a lot more interesting stuff coming up, I can assure you, including some interesting stuff in the world of sports. Other couple more great letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. A gentleman needs some advice from us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Good, good, good. And oh, and I've been given a really good tip on how not to get how to keep your shaving cream in the shower. This is very important. Not quite as important as rescuing yourself from a submarine filled with water, but we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtombobandtom.com Ryan Reynolds here from IT Mobile.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for 15amonth plan that I've been enjoying.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not just for celebrities.

[Chick McGee]

So do like I did and have one of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to [e-mail].

[Ace Cosby]

Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to $15 per month.

[Chick McGee]

Required intro rate first 3 months only.

[Christy Lee]

Then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

In her stripes.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the Beagle Boys, right, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I'm gonna rob something later.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna steal my heart, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was Pat Godwin, my bird.

[Christy Lee]

Feeder back from those raccoons.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. Get that back.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all scared, son. There's Jess Hooker. Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, you ever use electric shave?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I did not Williams leave electric shave. It was no eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It was L, E C T R. I Think.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it still around?

[Tom Griswold]

It would supposedly. Supposedly make your beard stand up.

[Christy Lee]

And you could use an electric razor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it. The problem with it was that one. It had a terrible smell.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that did not smell great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I mean, it. It wasn't terrible. It just. It was too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever use high karate? I use high karate.

[Chick McGee]

No, I like karate.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the commercial special.

[Chick McGee]

I remember the electric shave jingle. It was pretty simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Electric shave.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was it. Electric shade. Okay, change the key. Electric shape. That's the one I want to go with.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee in the o'reilly Auto Parts studio. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

A time for today in history. We keep forgetting to do it so that I get it out of the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, one of my favorite smells of all time is plain Gillette foam. That is one of the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

I got a letter. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up.

[Tom Griswold]

About Gillette shave cream.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I will try to tell the very. I'll make this very quick. My shower has a shelf, and it's. It's kind of. It's. What is it? Drywall? Plaster? White. The whole shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But there's a shelf, and the shelf is just kind of this plastery stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a recess in the shower?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

But I. I ordinarily use this. This shaving stuff that comes in a squirter thing. What do you got, a pump bottle?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Plastic. But that broke. So I. I had my old Gillette Foamy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Which I love, but it's. I keep it in my drawer.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

And I told the story of what happened the other day. It's. I won't go into the whole thing again. But I had. I didn't want to put the Gillette Foamy in my shower because it leaves a rust ring.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. They haven't perfected.

[Chick McGee]

So I ended up putting it on at my regular sink. And I'm standing there naked with nothing on but shaving foam. And Kelly walks in. As a man of a certain age. I think she was horrified.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think she went through in her head very quickly every bad choice she's ever made. How did she end up here?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you've got to be confident with.

[Chick McGee]

This old guy with this big, white, foamy beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Confident in those moments. Grab your crotch and go, you want some of this? But I put it away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So in any event. So I got this letter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Tom, you were mentioning that you had a nude shaving event caused by not being able to Keep your shaving cream in the shower due to the metal can ring. Leaving a ring. Take the ring from a Pringles can. The lid, it will fit on the bottom of your shaving cream bottle. No metal ring, no clanking noise. Hope that helps. Thank you. Nicole.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Nicole, that is brilliant.

[Ace Cosby]

There's an entire social media account of where you can put your Pringles lid. That's helpful. It's so strange.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know you can make Christmas decorations with Pringles cans. Oh, I bet the holiday. Can you knit or crochet something to slip over the can. It looks like a candle. Oh, it's very.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Very beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, the sequel to this story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I left the Gillette foamy in my shower, but I put it on the soap dish.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Until someone moved it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the rare sequel that's almost as good as the original.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say I have two electric boogaloo.

[Chick McGee]

A little better.

[Tom Griswold]

A little better.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Electric boogaloo.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You two use the same shower?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Not simultaneously. And now I've got to go get paint and fix it.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody moved it onto the shelf.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

I just need to get rust out.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta.

[Chick McGee]

That'll take it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to paint the shelf again.

[Chick McGee]

No. It drives me. I can't stand so stuff like that. I. I can't leave my house.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you have drywall in your shower?

[Ace Cosby]

He doesn't know what it's called.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like drywall.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't know what.

[Ace Cosby]

Say you're not going to replace your entire shower.

[Tom Griswold]

What we're going to do here with this shower.

[Christy Lee]

Drywall in a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Call me crazy, but we're going to drywall this whole show.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't use drywall in the shower.

[Christy Lee]

That's marble problem.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's. It's. It's plaster. Something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. It's onyx.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Italian onyx framed in ebony.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever it is, is. It's got a rust stain on it. I gotta paint it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it off.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

What's rust away?

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's a spray that takes it out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called clr.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's really good lime rust. That's what it stands. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

That's it. I gotta write this down. Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Some. I'll bring it in tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead and take a Sip of it.

[Chick McGee]

That's the kind of stuff drives me crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut down.

[Chick McGee]

I hate that would. I would ruin my morning. Every morning, walking in there to shower and I see this stupid rust can.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody should have to start their day.

[Chick McGee]

I did go. I went to the store and I bought the same kind of pump stuff that's in the plastic bottle. And I did one pump and the thing broke off the top. That's the kind of strength I have. So now I'm back to the Gillette Foamy. All right, so I thought we were doing today in history. What happened?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. You got.

[Josh Arnold]

I brought up different shaving cream.

[Chick McGee]

What do you use?

[Tom Griswold]

And you said, hold out.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

You. Only because you only have to shave. Like what, your cheeks and your neck?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't shave my neck, and I don't really shave my cheeks. I use. What do you pluck? I will occasionally pluck.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me you spend hours plucking your face.

[Josh Arnold]

The only. No, I don't. The only thing I have to pluck every now and again are those longer freak hairs on the rim of my ear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, those.

[Josh Arnold]

Get those whoop up here.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are unwield.

[Josh Arnold]

And sometimes I can pull them with just my fingers, but sometimes. And that they're not.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a guy thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they come out of nowhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys also get the hairs that just grow straight out of the end of your nose. Have you ever seen that guy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but once a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I've never gotten that. You have.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And they're real thick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They're really unsettling.

[Chick McGee]

I keep a pair of tweezers here just in case.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know you're not somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were doing history. Please.

[Chick McGee]

Nose hair clipper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. See, that's what I use on my.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I need.

[Tom Griswold]

What brand is that?

[Chick McGee]

Fingernail Clipper.

[Josh Arnold]

Micro Touch.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your. Is that the one with the light?

[Chick McGee]

It's got a light. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The yellows.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want the light. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he just. He just showed us how he does his nose here on the Air.

[Christy Lee]

He has his toenails here, his fingernails here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He puts cream on his hands.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

If I come in one morning and I find tweezers, a crescent moon of one of your toenail clippings on my desk, I will stab you with it.

[Pat Godwin]

You understand? He has two hours here where he's by himself.

[Chick McGee]

You're aware, of course, the famous story of Chick McGee and the toenails no.

[Christy Lee]

No, listen, that's not fair.

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Ace Cosby]

He's had a really good run.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My mom used to. You know how you bite your fingernails?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom would do the same thing. Only with her toenails. She would always. Yeah. I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

Clothed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's her beautiful white trash upbringing. Yes, she was clothed because that'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine your mom naked, biting your toenails? You're gonna get a shot you don't want to see. You're here to see things gynecologists have never.

[Pat Godwin]

Geez, where do we lose Chick?

[Ace Cosby]

I know. Don't ask. Later, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

You did this.

[Chick McGee]

It's all on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't talk. That must have done something.

[Chick McGee]

So I lit on the Pringles can, and I've got to get. What's it called? F49. To get the rusting out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Go ask the hardware store guy. Where's the F49?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now, do you want to do part one of today in history?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Go ahead. Play the music. Music.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. No, we can't, because we have. What was the band? You and the guy from Idaho are going to go see the Cradle of Filth. Cradle of Filth. We have a picture of the band Cradle of Filth.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These guys are rock so hard, you can almost hear their music just looking at their pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We cannot play any of their music, I assume.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think you could.

[Tom Griswold]

There they are.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Is the. Is the singer the label lady?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe sometimes somewhat of a convenience.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing the one guy has spikes coming out of his face and head. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of an homage to Pinhead.

[Chick McGee]

And the others look kind of like a kiss if they were standing in the shower with their makeup on.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all about the music.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not be theatrical?

[Ace Cosby]

Be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

One guy's got a hood on his head like. Like a executioner or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's.

[Christy Lee]

Cradle of Death. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Cradle of Filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they were Cradle of Death now. Then they became.

[Chick McGee]

I. I enjoyed their. Their cover of James Taylor, Fire and Rain. And they did a hell of a job with some of those early Jim Croce tunes.

[Josh Arnold]

Operator, I agree.

[Chick McGee]

And then their cover of Eric Clapton's Saddest Song is really.

[Josh Arnold]

And, you know, you thought maybe you liked Anne Murray's. And then, of course, Loggins and Messina. But they're Danny's song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Is really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're Tears in Heaven. A little view.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's a fun show. I hope he enjoys himself.

[Chick McGee]

Where are they playing?

[Josh Arnold]

They're in Boise this evening, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe so could we ever have them in the. In the room? We got the room all set for a band.

[Josh Arnold]

Cradle of Filth.

[Christy Lee]

You never allow that.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine how uncomfortable you would be talking to Mr. Cradle of Filth?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it Danny Filth? I think it's his name. Yeah, I think. Frontman.

[Tom Griswold]

So you weren't far, far away with Danny Song, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. Maybe that's why it popped into my.

[Chick McGee]

Well, when we come back, we'll get to today in history, possibly.

[Josh Arnold]

And advice. We need to give advice to a listener.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

But right now, I want to tell you about the revolution in coffee. It's from Java House. And by the way, a real quick parenthetical Note. The Indianapolis 109th running of the Indy 500 is coming up on Sunday. Weather looking pretty good and some unusual stuff happening there. Some of the. One of the premier team has been knocked to the back. That's another story. We'll get to that later. But there's gonna be a Java House vehicle there, and the Java House car just moved up a notch or two because of some of the stuff going on. So be looking for the Java House car, the Splenda car, et cetera, et cetera. Right now, I want to tell you about Java House because it's the revolution in coffee. Certainly. Right here we have a Java House peel and pour pods everywhere. Here's one. And the way this works is it looks like a Keurig cup, but you don't have to have that Keurig machine that's got all kinds of disease and stuff in it. No, you just take this, you peel the top off, you pour it in a cup with whatever you want. Hot water for coffee, or perhaps make some nice iced tea. That's my pleasure. Thank you. And some of us on the staff enjoy the cocoa. They also have energy drinks, hydration drinks. See, Josh mentioned to me off the air once how much he liked the cocoa one time, and so I kept mentioning it. Now we're getting letters from people. How much cocoa does Josh drink every morning?

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't we rename it Java House? Josh's Cocoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm all in. We'll make that happen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's a Java House, actual retail spot. We could maybe get the. Rent the place next door and have that. Just the Cocoa Hut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe I could have a Cocoa signing. Oh, that'd be in November.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good, good, good. Oh, that's a great idea. Come to Java House and meet Josh and get a, get a cup of cocoa. Yeah, you peel and pour, it's that simple. Lattes, teas, coffees, et cetera, et cetera. So revolutionize the the office coffee room. Makes things a lot easier and delicious as they like to say, amazingly smooth. Find the cold brew, etc. Etc. Javahouse.com, the promo code. Bob and Tom will get you 25% off your online order. That's amazing. Right now. Java House giving you a chance to win an exclusive Java House ECR racing jacket and Java House pods for a year. We've got a link to this. Go to bobandtom.com contest, win a cool prize and a bunch of Java House pods from Java House. This is really fun. Bobandtom.com contest coming up. We have Ms. Pat, Allie Breen and more. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Greenlight. Get this. Adults with financial literacy skills have 82% more wealth than those who don't. From swimming lessons to piano classes, us parents invest in so many things to enrich our kids lives.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Everybody's here. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin. Hello. And the ladies, Christy Lee. Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Zase Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom is a flurry of activity as soon as we come back on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

He did look like. Yeah, you're working on something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we got. I got a lot going on over here. By the way, special award. Jess Hooker gets the employee of the week award.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

For her hard work yesterday.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Along with Eddie Hazel and company did a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there any way you could mention an employee of the week and or year without mentioning Eddie Hazel? Is that possible? He's won it how many years in a row now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, and he won it four times in a row. So now he gets to detail my car. So it's a great price.

[Tom Griswold]

See, you're joking, but that sounds exactly like something.

[Josh Arnold]

They are good at that.

[Tom Griswold]

They are Wonderful. It's almost born in them and. All right. Remember what you told Pat that one time? Well, I. I was out driving the car and I went past Pat's house and he was. And I said, you know what? I'm gonna. I'll just bring my dog over here and let Pat walk my dog. Give him. Give him a treat.

[Pat Godwin]

He said it was very weird. I need to come. I need to come over to your place and you.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second. Hold on a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me handle.

[Chick McGee]

When you say your place. It was my house, okay? You were staying in my house.

[Pat Godwin]

Staying in your house.

[Chick McGee]

I owned that house. You were staying there for free.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, at least it doesn't hold that over your head.

[Pat Godwin]

That really helps.

[Chick McGee]

I had a semi. I had a semi emergency situation.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, classy people never talk about money. Have you noticed that?

[Josh Arnold]

But that's not how you sold it, Tom. You said, I'm gonna. I usually. I believe your exact words were, I'm gonna give Pat a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do him a favor and let him walk my dog.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, you have since gotten. You have gotten. That's a good word. Your own dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And do you like that dog, Jimmy's dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Love cabochon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Great breed check, McGee, who advised you to get a dog so many years ago?

[Tom Griswold]

You did, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And what happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Changed my life. I love dogs now. And she's a good baby. Well, the original is dead, but I got a couple more. Then another one died, so I had to get another one.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to make me feel better.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what happened. They just die, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

But Pat, wasn't it nice? I was driving by my house where you were living.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing. It was very clandestine. There was something secret.

[Chick McGee]

What was going on that I had.

[Pat Godwin]

You said. Said, I'm bringing dog over. Can you walk it for like an hour? And I. And I go, yeah, sure, but why?

[Chick McGee]

Because I can't tell you. What. I don't even remember what was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to go downtown and bang abroad. I've got hidden at the hotel.

[Pat Godwin]

It was something.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it was doing your house that he owned.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know at the time. I forget how many I usually. Was that when I had six dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

You had a lot of dogs. Yeah, and this dog was adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we're not supposed to talk about that anymore because you haven't more than four dogs. Dogs is illegal in the county.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm. I'm no longer have sex.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to bring your dog Pat over to My house.

[Pat Godwin]

I will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. My cat. You'll love them. Loves dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So we'll have to see if your dog loves cats.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, my, my dog does, but. He does. Paula's cat is very scared of my girlfriend's cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. No. Gravy loves dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

Her little cat is scared of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your Paula's?

[Chick McGee]

Don't go down that road.

[Josh Arnold]

You at least got to let him finish the sentence. You can't just say those two words.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. It's kind of hanging out.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I acknow I made a mistake. Bat these are on.

[Tom Griswold]

You have just come out of the shower and go. Hey, you want some of this?

[Chick McGee]

You have just destroyed your life. Well, Pat, I hope you enjoy your apartment. You'll be sleeping there by yourself for quite some time. Have we finished today in History yet?

[Christy Lee]

No, you haven't started.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in charge of it. Ding dong.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we blessed to have pets? My God.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

They really are such a blessing. And so. But, but every now and again I do go. Oh, man. When this ends and it floors me for five minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, let's get to today in History.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, monkey. You know monkey's 12 and.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Could we get to today in history?

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting close to the decision. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On this date in 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

Monkey up. Take her out.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Music just like a bag of trash. What?

[Chick McGee]

I can't do the today in History without the music.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna do it Old Yeller style?

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Happy now? Why don't we get back to the Paulas?

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine if. Poor chick. The next morning came you all. I had to. Old Yeller. I mean, that's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tall order.

[Chick McGee]

Remind me off the air to tell you a story.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to. No, I came home from work one day.

[Chick McGee]

We're not discussing this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hear it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, you don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I demand you to.

[Chick McGee]

No, we're not doing it.

[Ace Cosby]

Listeners morning like that.

[Chick McGee]

We have today in History. Could I have the music? I can't do it without the music.

[Christy Lee]

Just did it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I got to have the music. It's got to fade in.

[Josh Arnold]

Hang on a second. You know, we have listeners who have shot their own dogs.

[Ace Cosby]

I have family that shoot.

[Chick McGee]

That are to shoot themselves if this.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, if you've shot your dog, send us an email.

[Christy Lee]

We want to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this music you're talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this will work. That's on German Music time.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, for Today in History, here's reporter Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not either.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. The thing you played before, it's Today in History. Go ahead, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

I love when he messes with.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever you're ready, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker, do you have any Vaseline?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I'm immediate to. To shove Chick's monitor up his ass.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I can't think of anything that would derail us more than.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Country dance. Let's get it going.

[Josh Arnold]

What's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is dancing like a maniac.

[Pat Godwin]

You haven't done this in a while.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I love this song.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for you, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

I watch that on YouTube. There's about 10 songs. I'll go just to watch. That's one of them. I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's a great video, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He plays a. He plays this character.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Big velvet.

[Tom Griswold]

Big velvet.

[Josh Arnold]

And we love you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is a. And is he okay now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He's. He's.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't need to take a break. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's feeling. And he got sick and he's feeling okay. Good doing. Doing well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, okay. Time now for Today in History.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's Today in History.

[Ace Cosby]

God bless.

[Josh Arnold]

You like this one, right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

You like that?

[Chick McGee]

But this has nothing to do with it. Here's. Here.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this France or something?

[Chick McGee]

On this date in 1927, what happened in Paris, France?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 27.

[Chick McGee]

1927.

[Tom Griswold]

Off with their heads.

[Chick McGee]

Almost 100 years ago. We'll be celebrating the 100th anniversary of this in two years.

[Ace Cosby]

The Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

The French. The French told Hitler. Right this way.

[Chick McGee]

27. What do you. Have you read a book?

[Tom Griswold]

Try. I'm trying.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the early years.

[Chick McGee]

Charles Lindbergh.

[Christy Lee]

They were there a lot earlier than it in Paris.

[Chick McGee]

Lynn Lindbergh landed the Spirit of St. Louis in Paris. This will interest you, Mr. Lindbergh.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the foremost American Nazis. Look it up.

[Christy Lee]

33 and a half hours. Where did he get the fuel for that?

[Chick McGee]

And there was our. It was in front. There was no window.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but the fuel tank blocked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He had to lean his head out to land. Literally 33. You can see it at the Smithsonian. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

One June bug hits the front.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

It explodes. That would have been terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

And he had to siphon that gash to find Paris. He had to lean out the window and look for the trails of smoke from the cigarettes and cigarettes. Now, technically, this Paris is smoking this counts as the St. Louis Rams first touchdown. Josh, I didn't know that they touched in The Spirit of St. Louis. The Spirit of St. Louis. Do you know why it's called that?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

It was literally a ad buy.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It wasn't from St. Louis. The plane wasn't from St. Louis. It was a company that wanted to promote the city of St. Louis, so they paid. It would be like having your name on the side of a. Of a race car of. Oddly speaking of aviation, on this date of 1932, Amelia Earhart landed successfully in Northern Ireland. 17 hours across the Atlantic.

[Christy Lee]

That floors me. That.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she was trying to go 25 hours, but she had to change her Tampa.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Now a healthier joke would be she was trying to get to Paris, but she was getting directions from the tower at the Newark airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the latest video? The giant Airbus almost landing on the highway? Yep. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we. We have a really nice history of air travel in this country. Can't we afford to get a proper system for these great people who are air traffic controllers? Let's spend some money on that, shall we?

[Tom Griswold]

I fly a lot. I've managed to evade Newark all these years so far.

[Pat Godwin]

Not me.

[Christy Lee]

I've never flown in there either.

[Chick McGee]

Well, by the way. Well, welcome back to the Bomb and Tom show. If you're just joining us, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios run. And we are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing to hear here. Go on.

[Chick McGee]

Can you play the music again? Again? Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for today in history. Mighty, mighty memory.

[Josh Arnold]

If we fail.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, enough. Remember 1990, the final episode of New Hart airs on CBS.

[Tom Griswold]

90 New Heart the the travelog or New Heart the psychiatrist.

[Josh Arnold]

Travel the hotel where's out in the woods.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hotel owner.

[Chick McGee]

One of the great endings of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Cop out cheap, lazy writing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really gimmick. Gimmicky? Yeah. You mean like the Sopranos?

[Tom Griswold]

The story is. Suzanne came up with that, I guess at a party or something.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fun. Yeah, it was a very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

She and Bob's wife were talking.

[Josh Arnold]

It meant nothing to me as a kid, really. But you know, I appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

It was a call back to his previous sitcom. It's. It's legendary. Considered to be the greatest ending of a sitcom ever. As opposed to mash, which was the worst ending.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, speaking of mash, I watched the four seasons, the original one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Last night just so I could have something to talk to Tom about.

[Chick McGee]

The movie.

[Ace Cosby]

Really Old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was good.

[Ace Cosby]

I liked it.

[Pat Godwin]

It was good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Have you watched the new version?

[Ace Cosby]

I did. I started that after the fact and they made.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they remade that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They've seen a series it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

With Steve Carell and Tina Fey.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

It's got a good twist to it. Yeah, it's cute. It's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't get too attached to Steve Carell.

[Chick McGee]

This is an odd one. This may be the oddest thing in today in history I've ever seen. Thank you, Chick, for those. Those that are watching it, you know. Does he shoot his dog? Is that what we're going to get to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Evidently the dog has a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's quite a twist.

[Chick McGee]

Very. See, this is how helpful he is. This is what. What set him off. Off. Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you saw the original. I mean, brought up the.

[Pat Godwin]

His mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And biting her toenails.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. This is really unusual. I don't think anyone will get it. In the year 2000, the actual spine of one of America's presidents. And I know there's an obvious joke here. Not all of them had one.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

The actual spine of an American president was put on display at the National Museum of Health and medicine in Washington, DC.

[Pat Godwin]

What year is this?

[Chick McGee]

The year 2000.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess FDR.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He had issues.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

What about Lincoln?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Hoover. No, Lincoln is buried under a massive bit of concrete.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they took a spine out first. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know Truman had the biggest balls. I know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's James Garfield. James Abram Garfield.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they say why?

[Pat Godwin]

Why would they have the spine?

[Chick McGee]

I. It's just one of those weird. He, of course, was assassinated by a disgruntled officer. Disgruntled office seeker. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember Garfield was president, Josh, Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't work very well on. On Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, yeah. He ran against normal, didn't he? Garfield never did care for him.

[Chick McGee]

Garfield's spinal column showed exactly where one out of the two assassins bullet passed through it.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

July 2nd of 1881.

[Josh Arnold]

That does make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Anyway, that's an oddity in history. I suppose we should probably do some birthdays, make everybody happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

The most famous. The most famous of the popes, of course. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Most famous of the popes, Peter.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Alexander Pope, 1688. That was for you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Had to read quite a bit of Alexander Pope in my romantic verse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My deepest sympathy. He wrote the rape of the lock.

[Josh Arnold]

This means the carrying off of. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Otherwise that'd be really tight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They called him the Safecracker, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't find any humor in this.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been Today in History with Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

How about this one? Okay, here. You the great Fats Waller. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He played piano, didn't he? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess either piano or pool. If you're named Fats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Fats Waller was the.

[Christy Lee]

The original Minnesota Fats was the pool player.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if people are called Fats anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think it's body shaming.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we should shame bodies. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tell it like it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring it back.

[Tom Griswold]

The keyboard player for the Chuck E. Cheese Band, he was a Fats, Right. I was named Fats. He was named Fat. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's what's in contemporary culture on that. I forget the name of that TV show. There's the. The drag queen Trans Fats Waller.

[Josh Arnold]

I. If there's a trans Fats, there has to be a trans fats.

[Christy Lee]

RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because who has a drag queens? They're always. Their sense of humor is always off the charts.

[Christy Lee]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

There probably is a trans.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there is.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a cooking joke.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, not all drag queens are trans.

[Chick McGee]

I'd appreciate it. Appreciate a chuckle. Trying to have a little fun here.

[Ms. Pat]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We should spend some time on that one morning Trans. Or entertainment of that genre. And their names like Helen Hunt or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Helena Hand Basket.

[Tom Griswold]

Helena Hand Basket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are fun.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1917 on the state, this Raymond Burr famous for portraying. Anyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Perry Mason, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ironside.

[Christy Lee]

Ironside.

[Tom Griswold]

He also owned Fiji island, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

He was crammed into Godzilla club by an American studio. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's in the great movie Rear Window.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is bad guy.

[Christy Lee]

He is the bad guy.

[Chick McGee]

Very interesting story. Closeted in Hollywood back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

If you haven't seen that, don't get too attached to Jimmy Stewart.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, did you see who's playing Kim Nova?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Sydney Sweeney is going to play Kim Novak in a movie.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I just heard something. Bang.

[Tom Griswold]

The bottom of your desk was amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick is really a big fan of Sydney.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Happy birthday to Lawrence Churro. Anyone?

[Tom Griswold]

Lawrence turro.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Churro, 1952. Better known as Mr. T. Oh, all right. Of course. Also Ice Tea's father.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, and all the little keys.

[Chick McGee]

I think anyone ever writes letters. Dear Dumbass.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever see that movie where he played a gynecologist? Mr. T and the Women. Boy, that's. That's a joke for four people. Dr. T and the women.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, you made four people. You're doing better than Howie Mandel.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Jeffrey Dahmer, born in this state in 1960.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a fun guy, misunderstood hero. He was a good date for a little bit, Right?

[Chick McGee]

How about this one? 1972. Christopher Wallace, anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Mike Wallace's kid.

[Chick McGee]

Not Chris Wallace. Christopher Wallace.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sure he goes by Christopher. I'm sure his mother calls him Christopher when she's angry.

[Tom Griswold]

That horrible movie. They made it about his last book or something. Is that what you're talking about?

[Chick McGee]

The Notorious B.I.G.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, of course. Man. I hypnotized. I can listen to anytime, anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever heard hypnosis? You've heard hypnotized. You verbally undressed a trainer, I believe, at a gym. Because they were hypnotized.

[Chick McGee]

Is that based on the great.

[Christy Lee]

Not the Fleetwood Back song?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's Regulate. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I keep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Regulators has.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one. It's Michael McDonald song. And Michael McDonald told us his friends prefer that to his original. And lastly, Noel Fielding from the Great British Bake Off. I love that show. I don't know why I can sit there and watch that. I don't cook. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot more popular than that short lived show, the Great British Whack Off. Why didn't people watch that?

[Tom Griswold]

And why didn't you say British instead of bitish?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did I mess it up? Quick survey. Had he gotten it right, would it have helped?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was preoccupied.

[Chick McGee]

I would say weak in concept delivery and.

[Tom Griswold]

All the way around.

[Chick McGee]

And end result.

[Josh Arnold]

So ill conceived and poorly delivered.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, that's my. It was like. It's like that one song. Like that one song. Bad but long.

[Josh Arnold]

How could I. How can I not name my next album? Ill conceived and poorly delivered.

[Tom Griswold]

And then to put a little sticker on. Enjoy it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Well, I think that's today in history. I think we covered it. We got it out of the way. Chrissy. It's the first time I've done it right in about three weeks. We have a lot of interesting things on the way.

[Christy Lee]

We haven't even done sports yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We'll get to all that.

[Josh Arnold]

We haven't gotten to this listener's advice. He really needs our help.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. When we come back, we're on the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on xobandtom or you can email us at Bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Josh and Christy and Pat and Jess and Ace. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Off another successful today in history episode. Yes. Everybody's talking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Before we get to sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Sad story in the news of a fine comic actor has passed away from, you know him from Cheers, among other things.

[Christy Lee]

Norm.

[Chick McGee]

Norm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. George Went has passed away. His family said he died peacefully Tuesday morning. He was 76 years old. Born and raised in Chicago. Went began his comedy career with the Second City improv troupe back in the 70s. And best known, of course for his portrayal of Norm Peterson on the NBC sitcom Cheers from 1982 to 1983. I heard he was on every single episode of that show during its run.

[Josh Arnold]

He was wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. His performance as the affable beer loving bar regular earned him six consecutive primetime Emmy nominations. And of course, Norm is a beloved catchphrase among fans. He met his wife, actress Bernadette Burkett on Cheers and she later voiced Norm's off screen wife Vera. The couple have three children.

[Josh Arnold]

When he walked into Cheers one day and Woody goes, hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. And Norm goes, yeah, and if she calls, tell her I'm not here. I couldn't believe how funny that was. But probably his most famous one was.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S a dog eat dog world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Yeah. And I'm wearing milk bone underwear. The audience went berserk yeah, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, evidently, his sister is Jason Sudeikis mom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a gross headline yesterday that said Jason Sudeikis uncle dies. And I was like, we know. The world knows. George went, absolutely, you clickbait pricks.

[Chick McGee]

And his. His wife was never on camera.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's.

[Chick McGee]

There's a whole history in sitcoms of or. And not just sitcom. Charlie's Angels.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Now, does he ever reveal himself? Was it William Forsyth?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

John Forsyth?

[Josh Arnold]

John. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

What are the other ones?

[Pat Godwin]

Big Bang Theory, The Mom.

[Chick McGee]

What about. Oh, yes, Nile's wife on Frasier.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

What about this? You saw the person, but you didn't see Wilson's full face. Or do you at the end? I don't. I don' I don't think you did.

[Christy Lee]

Tim Allen.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Tim Allen Show.

[Ace Cosby]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

The Carlton the Doorman on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? There was a running gag with a doorman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was kind of a drunk. It wasn't Carlton. Your door man wasn't the producer Lorenzo Music?

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that his voice, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he did Garfield and. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What about the always the human characters in Tom and Jerry? You could always see him from like the waist up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Or Nanny and Muppet Babies.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, exactly like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was Barbara Billingsley?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what about the teacher and Charlie Brown?

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't see them, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That is one of the greatest games. I'm not hearing anything. Because you're saying nothing. Well, that's a perfect tie into sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm not going to be saying, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, can we get to this gentleman's advice first? He certainly does want our help.

[Chick McGee]

This could be one of those shows we never get to.

[Josh Arnold]

This person is named after a square of butter.

[Christy Lee]

A pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was happy to hear Josh say he loves the snack food Popcorners. I do love them. I just discovered them and I'm hooked. Good for you, Pat. They're amazing. On a different topic, I need some advice. I just bought a new vehicle that has a great sound system. What song do you and I say he's asking mostly you guys because you're professionals in the auditory.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Milieu.

[Chick McGee]

You say mil. You. That's how you pronounce it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Milieu.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you go with that.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. The more pretentious way.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I would have said sphere because it doesn't sound as pretentious.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that's why you have to go with Milieu. What song do you think Is the best to play while setting the equalizer.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes on.

[Chick McGee]

Go ask Alan. He's in the next room.

[Josh Arnold]

He says. I'm thinking Kid Charlemagne by Steely Dan. And he's a parenthesis. Sorry, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything by Steely Dan.

[Josh Arnold]

But would love to hear your suggestions.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking. Allan is in the next room.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything from Asia.

[Chick McGee]

What was the one? All the guys. When they're setting up concerts now. There's. There's some record that's kind of the standard.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he would know. I don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

You were talking about it a couple weeks ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. After the Lovin by Engelbert Humperding.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's going to check a guy who pretends to know Alan.

[Tom Griswold]

Asia. The song Asia by Ste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Any.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything off that album works okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Audio quality. They play all the while we wait.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hear the Chuck Norris joke?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I do. I do. I do.

[Josh Arnold]

This one did make me laugh out loud.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

When Chuck Norris downloads a new app, it accepts his terms and conditions. I like it too.

[Chick McGee]

What did Alan say?

[Christy Lee]

Anything by Steely Dan.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. So his pat. Your instincts were correct.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so true, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Kid Charlemagne. If you like a melodic nonsense. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Stick with any rhythm or melody.

[Chick McGee]

Kid Charlemagne.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a song. Time out. That's a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not just a rap artist, right? This isn't it.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is. Do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is good.

[Chick McGee]

They're all good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's me on the bongo.

[Chick McGee]

Kid Charlemagne is the one about the guy making lsd. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows what it's about? Because the lyrics are so awfully vague.

[Ace Cosby]

And it looks like a fish and you take a chopstick and do this noise.

[Chick McGee]

That's a dictator. Yeah. It looks like a big.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've never seen one that looks like a bean.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like one that's kind of grooved that way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love those.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That'd be neat.

[Tom Griswold]

So this has got everything. Tom loves a big long intro.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I love this song.

[Josh Arnold]

It is great.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you spend your time while you're waiting for them to start singing? Don't. And they're not gonna sing here.

[Chick McGee]

It's got great guitar stuff going on. Nice chord changes.

[Tom Griswold]

Traffic, weather, together coming up here on the T.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what had so much fun last night. We're gonna do it again with the Steely Dan, named after a dildo. From a William Burrows novel. Hit it, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you stepped.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Right at the end.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I couldn't remember Donald Fagan's name for a half a second. It threw me sloppy. Okay, okay. Play Kid Charlemagne for I Ain't got It. El Doo.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's coming in right now.

[Chick McGee]

This one.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember this?

[Chick McGee]

This is kid.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all over the place.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why it's so great. No, it's this. I mean, what is that heavy metal crap you listen to Story?

[Josh Arnold]

Pick a key. Pick a key.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm with Josh. I don't like this.

[Tom Griswold]

With the Best of Times.

[Christy Lee]

This is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

This is about a guy. This is about Owsley who made lsd.

[Ace Cosby]

Was he on it when he wrote it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you feel like Jesus?

[Josh Arnold]

None of it makes sense.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't like it.

[Chick McGee]

No. I always thought I was. They thought you were Italian in their eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because he's mushroom mouthed during most of it.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you think Italian was champion? How did you.

[Chick McGee]

I can't really tell you on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a reason everyone stop to stare.

[Pat Godwin]

At your Technicolor motorhome.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

He's the Technicolor.

[Josh Arnold]

My own brain have an aneurysm.

[Ace Cosby]

It's. There's something underneath it that sounds good, but then there's things on top.

[Josh Arnold]

You into thinking that it's something.

[Ace Cosby]

And I keep waiting for it to get good.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there gas?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to our new show. It's the Philistines.

[Josh Arnold]

As critics, it sounds like it should be something. It thinks it's good. And that's one of its issues, too. It thinks it's brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

So to answer your friend's question there. So what album would you have him listen to to test his stereo?

[Josh Arnold]

Terrence Trent Darby.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a bad record.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you're not really.

[Pat Godwin]

You may have got a laugh, but you're not all.

[Josh Arnold]

You're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, how about you? What. What record sonically takes you.

[Christy Lee]

I would have done Steely Dan, too. I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

I got one Steely Dan. But Roxy Music's Avalon is also the whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, remember the. It's. It's best for equalizing so that the.

[Pat Godwin]

Sound of that album still holds up. Anything by Steely Dan, though I imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're equalizing, you want something that's very layered, something that's very royal.

[Pat Godwin]

Scam or a.

[Chick McGee]

Where there's a certain quietness to it would be important okay, maybe Charlemagne is not quiet enough. Sean Colvin, perhaps?

[Pat Godwin]

No, the repairs album is a wonderful production.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best produced album I've ever.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a wonderful record.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A few small repairs. That's a great one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you're not going. Paul C. And country.

[Chick McGee]

That's awfully good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's got everything that does. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that a live version on the record? No, just on the. Just in the. In the video.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. There's an actual video of the studio and then there are live.

[Chick McGee]

The one I watch is a live in concert thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, I'm sure somebody recorded.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. I didn't know that. Chick McGee you're checking is testing a stereo. What record you go with?

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah, I said Silly Dan. Anything. Probably roll a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you do? I've never EQ'd in my car. Okay, all right. That's the answer we kind of expected.

[Tom Griswold]

Was what did I tell you?

[Chick McGee]

He can't EQ in the car because of the flapping sound of the plastic. Dry. Dry cleaner bag window in the rear. It's about to celebrate its third year. Third year in production.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, how many of you have done.

[Tom Griswold]

The EQ in your car?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that really wasn't the question, though.

[Chick McGee]

What do you use to test it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's already EQ'd.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we could test this show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Another good reason not to come back with sports. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Just learned something. Yes, sir, remember how you were saying that you didn't until a few years ago realize that in the movie the wizard of Oz?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that took me by surprise.

[Chick McGee]

At the very end, you'd realize that the.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all in the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're all in the beginning of.

[Tom Griswold]

The farm and the teacher. The only one is the same.

[Chick McGee]

As we were talking about, we were talking about ways to refer to a prison. The who up the. Up the river.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you talking about when Judy Garland was sent to prison?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

For the show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. The. The term. The slammer.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't know why it was called this. Just. It Just. Just been informed.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we know.

[Chick McGee]

I never thought of it.

[Christy Lee]

The door shut.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was the door slam. Shut.

[Christy Lee]

The door slam.

[Josh Arnold]

That honestly never occurred to you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's when they. That's when they. Everybody said. That's when it really hits you. You're in jail when the door slams.

[Josh Arnold]

All these years.

[Pat Godwin]

Actually.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you think it was a sodomy reference?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, he hoped so.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you notice how it changed, Pat? He was in jail.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. When that door closes changes a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how long were you in the stir there?

[Pat Godwin]

14 hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

In the Mecklenburg County Jail.

[Josh Arnold]

How Many.

[Chick McGee]

How many?

[Pat Godwin]

17 songs.

[Chick McGee]

How many people were in the jail with you?

[Pat Godwin]

Two others. No, I know three of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you keep track of the day, the hours on the scratch?

[Chick McGee]

Did they have a toy toilet?

[Josh Arnold]

They did.

[Pat Godwin]

And one guy wanted to go, and the other two said, you're not going in here. And they. And he. They refused to let him go.

[Ace Cosby]

Was it a stainless steel one?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta let the person pee.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he didn't want to pee. He needed to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy says you're not doing that. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but I've been on the other end of that, and when that process starts, I. I don't. Can you. You can't stop that, can you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it depends.

[Pat Godwin]

The one that man that asked was extraordinarily drunk, and these two other fellows were not. And they were scared. Scary. So.

[Chick McGee]

And what were you in for again? I forget.

[Pat Godwin]

For interrupting in a police investigation and public intoxication. But they never tested me. But I was drunk.

[Chick McGee]

But you were. You weren't driving the car. You were just stupid enough to mouth off to a police officer.

[Pat Godwin]

Passenger insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

So did they. They charge you with obstruction of justice or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Interfering with the police investigation in PI. Public intoxication?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Did you get fined after you got out of just jail?

[Pat Godwin]

No, as you recall, you. You and I got a great lawyer. And.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. That would be. You got a great lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly enough, I have about five lawyers in different states.

[Pat Godwin]

You see, it was May when I was. When this happened, May 5th. And I didn't go to court back in Charlotte until September. So it was a whole summer of thinking I was going to go to jail for a while because interfering with the police investigation is a serious effect.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say to the police officer?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I got out of the car to help my buddy because he'd only had three beers. Beers. And he. He wasn't blowing. And I thought, if you only had three beers. So I got out of the car, said, hey, we just blow for the officers. You only had three beers. You're gonna be fine. I was told not to blow. Officer says to me, oh, yeah, get back in the car. I said, I'm just trying to help my buddy. You say one more word, you got. He takes out a gun, and I go, oh. And I go. He pulls his gun on me, and I go, oh, you're gonna shoot me, Barney.

[Chick McGee]

Barney is the go to. That's obviously.

[Pat Godwin]

And then I was hand. Handcuffed immediately, and it was terrifying. If you've ever been handcuffed before.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's something else.

[Pat Godwin]

It is quite a mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you. That's where you go, oh, I'm in trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

I honestly just. My whole. It was. It was incredible. It was terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to go back and pick up that. Christy. Thinks it's hot to be handcuffed.

[Christy Lee]

Can be kind of hungry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if they're fuzzy. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know yet.

[Ace Cosby]

Has anybody else been to jail in the room?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I have been to a. I've been handcuffed and put in a hall holding center.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Have you ever paid bail for anybody?

[Ace Cosby]

Lots.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Yeah. Me too. Not lots. I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been handcuffed and put too many times. Not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to jail.

[Ace Cosby]

No, Ace, you've been to jail.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Your hands are in the front, though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, in the back.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sobers you up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I didn't get quiet, though. I got louder.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not a surprise.

[Pat Godwin]

My nerves.

[Josh Arnold]

My buddy got louder, too.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why. I don't know why I was doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

I should have just shut up. And I kept getting us.

[Pat Godwin]

I got louder.

[Ace Cosby]

Why did you get handcuffed?

[Josh Arnold]

We Were doing one of my all time favorite. Is that the garage thing called garaging. We were driving around, you look for open garages with a refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this.

[Josh Arnold]

You run in, grab the beer out of the refrigerator and go.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

This can result in death, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

We were charged with breaking and charged. We were theft. We were never trespassing probably I have a follow up. Breaking and entering.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they catch you? Master criminals, burglary, robbery.

[Josh Arnold]

We decided to drink the booze at my buddy's work which was a horse ranch. And we set off a silent alarm and the police officer that came to check out the silent alarm had just left the house that reported their beer being shown.

[Chick McGee]

That is crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

They were having a party.

[Tom Griswold]

We hit the mother Lodge after a thorough investigation. How did he find the beer again?

[Josh Arnold]

We were sitting on the cooler.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get charged and convicted?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. We got let off because we were all gunned Good kids who had made one mistake.

[Pat Godwin]

How long were you guys in for?

[Josh Arnold]

Only a few hours. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they call your dad and your mom and dad were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I later found out that my dad was being thorough and generous with my mother at the time that I called.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

And so. So he hung up.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. How did that come up?

[Pat Godwin]

Chrissy goes. Did he finish?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, apparently my dad hung up with me. We need to go get Josh. He's at the jail. And my mom said, aren't you going to finish?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's. My dad told me that story.

[Ace Cosby]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good woman for your mom.

[Ace Cosby]

We used to do something similar at the track. A group of us would go to the Indy 500 and we would take an empty cooler and we would just walk around to the different people set up and they'd be like, hey, you want a beer?

[Chick McGee]

And we'd say sure.

[Ace Cosby]

And we'd mostly just put them in our cooler and then find our place. And by the time we found our campsite site, we'd have.

[Chick McGee]

But that's awesome. They were given to you.

[Ace Cosby]

They were given to us. We didn't steal them. I mean some girls showed their boots and you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't interrupt. You didn't interrupt your parents. Fragrant Electo, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's Fragrant Delecto. It's a good smell.

[Josh Arnold]

Until years later I would garage today I. It was. I love it. It's a fast.

[Chick McGee]

You could get shot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's part of the.

[Ace Cosby]

There's too many cameras now.

[Chick McGee]

Too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can't do anything.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm afraid of nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Would. Wear a mask or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Put a wig on or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a great. Yeah. Wear a ski mask, run up somebody's driveway, and then, you know, the sound of shotgun going, who's going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's going to shoot you? Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Then they see the Carhartt shirt, they.

[Chick McGee]

Go, well, this is Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at how slow he's walking.

[Tom Griswold]

He's almost slumbering. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

If you've been listening for two days that you really enjoy, that's a great call back.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there, man. I hope you have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's time for sports. Oh, not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

NBA playoffs.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. We don't have time.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Right now I want to tell you about the Silac Insurance Company. They're very proud to have the Christy Lee News.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Tom talking again under their.

[Chick McGee]

Under their awning over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's him.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

What's the market doing again?

[Chick McGee]

He's going up, down, up, down.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh's mom and dad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, you want. You're gonna let. You're gonna take that.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't doing that.

[Chick McGee]

My john.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was servicing my mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

He was going down, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No wonder.

[Chick McGee]

I really regret now. I should have just. I should have just let it go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's too much detail.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I was shocked when my dad told me that.

[Tom Griswold]

You think he was doing the. The paintbrush. You know, the paintbrush.

[Josh Arnold]

So she probably. She wanted to finish and he was a mustachioed man, so they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to add some sensitivity.

[Ace Cosby]

All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay, he brought it home.

[Chick McGee]

Rewind the tape. Now we're going to start over. Hey, look at this. This portion of the Bob and Tom show, proudly brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company.

[Tom Griswold]

Up, down, up, down. That's the stock.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. What? The most best thing I like about Tom is that he tells us all to shut up and then forget. He tells us all to shut up. That's what I like.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes us afraid to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then when we don't speak, he gets upset with us.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is wrong with you people? There's Christy Lee at the side. Lilac Insurance news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, impossible man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. He is. Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't listening. Hello. How are you? Okay. Okay, Good.

[Josh Arnold]

We were just talking about. How did you say that?

[Tom Griswold]

A little more dismissively.

[Chick McGee]

I was just wondering. I was thinking about Pat being in jail.

[Christy Lee]

Who are you off to?

[Chick McGee]

The police. But there.

[Christy Lee]

So they're dreaming of it.

[Chick McGee]

Three guys in the cell with you. And there was a toilet once.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the silver toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Like, did you sit down or lie down? Silver.

[Pat Godwin]

I stood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Stainless steel.

[Christy Lee]

It's like silver, though. That makes it sound so it was a gold toilet.

[Tom Griswold]

That could be the gayest thing you've ever said.

[Pat Godwin]

It was silver.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a silver toilet and it.

[Pat Godwin]

Was a little dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful, man.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I stood by the little plexiglass window and just stared, trying to get someone's attention because I didn't know what to do. You have to call a.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You're like a dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I stood.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember. Did I bail you out on that one I can't even remember.

[Pat Godwin]

No, the guy from the comedy club did. Joel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine being drunk or straight.

[Tom Griswold]

Asking permission to go to the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. Really. To go to the bathroom.

[Ms. Pat]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Not. What.

[Pat Godwin]

These two guys are very mean.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still get a Christmas card from them?

[Pat Godwin]

Keep in touch.

[Chick McGee]

Well, are we going to break down and actually get to some sporting news?

[Tom Griswold]

We can.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Shay Gilders Alexander. They call him SGA Tom.

[Chick McGee]

What's his name again?

[Tom Griswold]

Shay Gilous Alexander.

[Chick McGee]

Jingle Heimer Schmidt.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think his brother was playing last night. Anyway, Shea scored 20 of his 31 in the second half. And the thunder brought the storm. They beat the Timberwolves 11488 in game one of the Western Conference finals. Let's see. Anthony Edwards had been averaging almost 27 points a game. Held to 18. He turned his ankle. Boy, that hurts when you turn your ankle.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure does.

[Chick McGee]

Into what?

[Tom Griswold]

Flopped over it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get into a web.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever have. NFL owners have unanimously approved player participation in flag football for the 2028 Olympics. A big mistake, says this reporter. This reporter's opinion.

[Chick McGee]

And I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

The. Nope. I don't have an answer. The vote authorized the league to negotiate safety provisions, scheduling logistics with the NFL Players Association. And also up next, the 28th in Los Angeles. Ten player Olympic rosters will be. It's five on five for your flag football, in case you're wondering. Six teams each in separate tournaments for men and women. Only one player per NFL club would be allowed for each country. Five on five and 50 yard field. So that would be half the size of your regular.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm in all honesty is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not answering.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think you'll see. Do you think you'll see Tom Brady.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Come out of retirement?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, no. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because he wants a gold medal.

[Chick McGee]

For an Olympic gold medal. He's got everything else. Why wouldn't he? He'd be great at it.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would.

[Chick McGee]

I mean. Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rogers.

[Tom Griswold]

Rogers has got the ego to.

[Chick McGee]

So what I. What I couldn't understand. I read this article several times that I couldn't quite figure out. So the entire roster of the team is 10 players, is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Five. Five players on offense, five players on defense.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. Don't you think.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think any of the NFL greats will try out?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to say no again. End. And I'm not going to agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't we bet $1,000?

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. You know what, Tom? You've convinced me. Yes, I think. I think that. I think Tom Brady will be first in line.

[Christy Lee]

He wants a gold medal idea.

[Chick McGee]

Why is it a bad idea?

[Christy Lee]

Flag football in the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you might as well just give the USA the medal right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What other teams play around the.

[Tom Griswold]

There might be a.

[Josh Arnold]

There could be a Samoan team in Cuba. Are they part of a America?

[Pat Godwin]

Jamaica will put a team together.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course there'll be a movie about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Slow Runnings.

[Ace Cosby]

It's the most growing Little league sport right now.

[Christy Lee]

That's because parents don't want their kids playing contact.

[Chick McGee]

Do they test for. What's that stuff? That Hiawatha. What's that stuff called? The Roger station.

[Josh Arnold]

Ayahuasca.

[Chick McGee]

Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca again.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the quarterback.

[Chick McGee]

They test for steroids, but do they test for that crap?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the quarterbacks they have to choose from who would also like a gold medal. Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson. Josh Allen. Joe Burrow. Baker Mayfield.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go. I mean, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Tom Brady. And then the running backs.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, wait. I'm sorry. Quad barkley. I didn't make myself clear. No, I didn't. If you're not an active NFL player, are you eligible? In other words, could you have Tom Brady on the team as a non active NFL player and then have an NFL player is your one. You're allowed one NFL player on the team, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, no one. You're only. Each NFL team can only send one player to the Olympics. You've got it backwards.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought each Olympic team was only allowed one NFL player. Oh, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, no, they're made up of.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Five players. And it's not Jimmy Joe Paul and Tom Brady.

[Josh Arnold]

I think anybody should be. Be eligible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, college.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're probably guys that are much.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to win a goal, you want to win a gold medal, but you want to have.

[Josh Arnold]

There are probably some arena football players that deserve the shot at the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

And there are probably some arena football players that would be better at.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can't say this fast enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Who, me or him?

[Tom Griswold]

Him. Reading a football player.

[Josh Arnold]

I do love.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think.

[Tom Griswold]

No. How do you think. What are the parameters going to be for picking a player for the Olympic team of flag football football? Wouldn't they want the best players? Ergo, the NFL, not the Ufl but.

[Chick McGee]

It'S a different game. It's a different game. There may be better players who aren't in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

I disagree. Strong.

[Chick McGee]

I read it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I want some Disney movie to come.

[Chick McGee]

Out and I want.

[Josh Arnold]

There's going to be an accidental tackling.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh. The gold winning metal donkey. He could kick for us. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Or a golden retriever.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this going to be part of the summer?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Golden medal.

[Chick McGee]

This is the. This is the summer games in LA and then I don't think the 28.

[Josh Arnold]

And the NFL is primarily a fall winter game here in the US I don't think it should be in the summer. Nugget of wisdom.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it should be an Olympic sport. But that's me. Nobody asked me. Nobody asked me about the sudden death rule.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's odd that the Olympic committee is insisting they call it Smear the Queer. I thought that was a bold choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Did seem like a. Like a misstep.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't know that was. They've changed it back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now what? What? Since it's in the usa, will the flags all be American flags?

[Tom Griswold]

The flags are tearing off the waist. That flag.

[Chick McGee]

Flag football.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a little plastic Velcro flag.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you think somebody's going to accidentally just get tackled so hard the person's going to go into NFL mode and.

[Christy Lee]

They'Re going to forget again.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to continue asking stupid questions.

[Tom Griswold]

Questions. They call it NFL mode when they get a head injury.

[Chick McGee]

Now I have a more stupid questions. Can they wear pads and do they wear helmets?

[Tom Griswold]

They might wear helmets. I don't know. But flag football as it exists now, they don't wear helmets.

[Ace Cosby]

Some of them do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the kids. Smaller kids.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we don't know the answers to any of these questions.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know the NFL, they don't wear knee pads or anything. Shoulder pads.

[Josh Arnold]

I do love, though, that this all began with Tom saying, I have a question and Chick immediately saying, nope.

[Chick McGee]

No, I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, nope, nope. I know what your question's gonna be.

[Chick McGee]

I just wonder if they're testing for Hiawatha. Whatever. I already asked you, however.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he set us up for that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Jackie Mason esque humor.

[Tom Griswold]

Hiawatha is a great name for a drug. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

The old Hiawatha.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. You. You got any Iowa?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it does sound like a street thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You got any Big H? You got any Big Chief? There we go, Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Big Chief. That's big Chief.

[Tom Griswold]

I need some chief, man.

[Chick McGee]

We're out of chief. I got the Hiawatha.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Why not, right, Chief?

[Chick McGee]

Make your dick fall off.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, Josh. You can have some of this, but it's gonna make your dick fall off.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think I'll pass. I'm just gonna get a six pack.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Every now and then just cramp you up. Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's. Let's. We'll have to. We'll have to do some more homework.

[Tom Griswold]

On the flag football. Yeah, that's right. Well, to find out these questions.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. If you're just Jo. If you're jf. Let's do that again. Rewind it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom show coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we have Chick McGee at the Sports desk. What else is happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Florida Panthers showed their championship form last night. They beat the Carolina Hurricanes five to two in Ross. Raleigh. Did they call that the cigarette city? You think Raleigh, North Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

They've gotten away from that.

[Tom Griswold]

The Tabaki.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tobacco built that city.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a cash crop. Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the backbone of the city.

[Chick McGee]

Sir Walter Raleigh, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Was he smoked? Was he British?

[Chick McGee]

Poll Sir. Sir Walter Raleigh.

[Tom Griswold]

French.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he? He's a Brit, right?

[Tom Griswold]

And now let's get to the meat and potatoes. Oh, this is a whole meal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oscar Meyer's fleet of wiener mobiles are going to race head to head in the first Weenie 500 race. Wow. An idea. Who's way overdue.

[Chick McGee]

Well, keep going. There's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Six hot dog shaped vehicles will make their racing debut at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway ahead of this year's 500. According to authorities at Oscar Min Meyer, the winner will receive a trophy at the Wieners Circle.

[Chick McGee]

Wieners. Wieners Circle.

[Tom Griswold]

Along with a condiment spray and celebratory hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

If you've already bet on it, I just want you to know that they've had to reconfigure the grid because the Penske hot dog was caught gluing the condiments on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna have to start in the back.

[Christy Lee]

Do we know who's driving the wiener mobile wheels? Is it former race drivers? Is it?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think Tom Brady's going to. Is it Tom Brady going to be.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the 500. He's going to be the pace car.

[Tom Griswold]

Unofficial pace.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Michael strange something. Right?

[Chick McGee]

He's in the backseat of the two seater.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I drove by and I saw the six Wiener mobiles. And wouldn't you know it? Right next to them eight bun mobiles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, will they ever get that straight?

[Pat Godwin]

Nope, apparently not.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh man.

[Chick McGee]

Can we agree that in the museum of jokes. I love. I've always loved that joke. It will never be hacked to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Next to planes and. And cars or dogs and cats, L.A. in New York.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very hack. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Wiener mobiles are going to be driven by Oscar Meyer's hot doggers.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I want. Because these kids deserve this.

[Christy Lee]

Are the official spokespeople of the Wienermobile fleet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

And you have to go through school to be able to drive the Wiener Mobile.

[Christy Lee]

Tom did this.

[Chick McGee]

I have driven the. I raced Alonso Jr. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you cheated. I didn't cheat.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought that the oval was out of shape, so I took a. I cut one of the cor. He still beat me.

[Pat Godwin]

How fast were you going?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 80, 90 mile an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Think about. Think about the wi. Mobile Wiener goes stability. How fast?

[Christy Lee]

Back in the day.

[Chick McGee]

No, right now I haven't lost.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't lost anything off my fast.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

For Pat, it's more of a drag race, really.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a quarter mile of drag it up down.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

That quick.

[Tom Griswold]

They should have you as a racing driver expert.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To broadcast It'll be Friday, May 23, 2pm on the Fox Sports app.

[Christy Lee]

That's gonna be on Carb day and.

[Tom Griswold]

Indy car on Fox and the social media accounts. You. You could be right there. Well, of course I have experience with. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Back in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, before they had the. The walls that were soft. We. We took the big rail risk.

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I. I'll be driving the Buick.

[Tom Griswold]

But wouldn't. Wouldn't part of you.

[Chick McGee]

Who's in the offie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you want to hear or see the. The Wieners crash and see what happens?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't want him to crash.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot dog parts everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a shame that they put gasoline in the Eddie Sacks Wiener.

[Josh Arnold]

The most delicious tragedy we've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Christy Lee]

And Wieners goes flying out on the track.

[Tom Griswold]

In collaboration with DraftKings, fans can predict the outcome of the race by answering a series of race related questions. DraftKings.com Weenie500 how fun. Those who pick up the most points will share a total cash prize of $10,000.

[Chick McGee]

They'd have to drink. Hoping I'm drinking milk. Milk and wieners don't go together.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a wiener.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, when you win the Indy 500, you got the milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they said condiments. They said they'd be okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're going mustard or. Yeah, you haven't ever had chocolate milk in a hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

What. What a lovely summer treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you dunk it in there.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I like in the summer is a hot dog and a nice hot Sprite as hot as coffee, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't let this go. This story, which was prepared for me by Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, this is word for word in collaboration with DraftKings. Fans can predict the outcome of the outcome of the race. There's three outcomes there.

[Chick McGee]

See, A professional would have proofread it and realize that in my hate.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, by answering it says you have to answer race questions. They mean like Indy 500. Do they mean like a ethnicities?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they want to know about less dramatics appearing on the Dick Cabot Show.

[Tom Griswold]

The first question is, what race are you?

[Josh Arnold]

You have to answer.

[Tom Griswold]

They have four boxes you have to check.

[Chick McGee]

Happy now?

[Tom Griswold]

He started it.

[Chick McGee]

Look at me now. We'll certainly look forward to seeing the.

[Tom Griswold]

The Weenie 500, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great idea. That's been.

[Christy Lee]

Is it just one lap, or do we know how far it's going to go?

[Josh Arnold]

500.

[Tom Griswold]

500. It won't be done till the start of on Sunday, but, yeah, it's well worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he pulled into the pits, got to put on a pair of fire stones.

[Christy Lee]

Took that probably just one lap, I would think.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At that speed, it's going to take a while. Yeah, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're gonna. You're going kind of light on, Tom. You would rake me over the coals for not knowing how long this is and who's driving the wieners.

[Christy Lee]

I've learned.

[Ace Cosby]

Although you kept names. Do you see it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

We have the Chicago dog, the Slo dog, the New York dog.

[Christy Lee]

They're all different. They represent different segments of the country.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look, the San Francisco dog's going into a tight tunnel.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's backing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that must be chili on the tip of the San Francisco dog.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's chili. Well. Well, I made Tom laugh every once in a while. Disagree. Think you can't reach a new low Somehow we do it. Christie's right. There's the Chili dog. Christie is right. The New York dog. The slaw dog. Okay, you're gonna tell me here. The Sonoran dog.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

S O N O R A N.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that a pepper? Snoring.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there a Coney dog?

[Josh Arnold]

I had a snoring dog. But then I gave you an apnea mask. Slut.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No, no. A snoring dog. We got it. Then you did what? You gave a nap to him. What?

[Josh Arnold]

I gave it an apnea mask.

[Tom Griswold]

It seemed like a really long.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a sleep apnea mask.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have to get better. Because when I'm working at that high of a level, you see what it is?

[Pat Godwin]

No, here's the mistake you made. It is sleep apnea. So when you just say apnea, that's what you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so when. If I just say apnea, nobody knows what the hell I'm talking. I mean, we got it.

[Ace Cosby]

I heard you.

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought you were saying you gave the dog a nap to take.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I know you and Jess.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, unfortunately, I did hear that. I. It's a combination of your misspeaking and a joke. A joke that really just has once again, in both concept and delivery. Not there. Do better.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it is there.

[Christy Lee]

And tell you what a Sonoran dog is.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes, by all means, let's stop the comedy.

[Christy Lee]

Unique street food that originated in Southern Arizona and northwestern Mexico. It's a bacon wrapped hot dog, all right. Served on a Borio style bun.

[Chick McGee]

It's something no one's ever heard.

[Christy Lee]

Pinto beans, onions, tomato and various condiments. But it represents that part of the united.

[Josh Arnold]

That may have been long, but it was boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say borijo?

[Chick McGee]

There's a Seattle dog which is served with a wet bun.

[Josh Arnold]

It's often raining.

[Chick McGee]

It's a climate joke. You see?

[Pat Godwin]

That was worse than his.

[Josh Arnold]

It was worse.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. It was the Delivery. Delivery at 10 concept of 2.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still kicking the hill. Laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Result is 0.

[Josh Arnold]

Would have been nothing if I hadn't said San Francisco dog first.

[Pat Godwin]

True.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want the credit that I.

[Pat Godwin]

Set him up totally.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what you're talking about. Sleep in front of him. Possibly. Get the context.

[Chick McGee]

Apnea. Is these the frat? The frat name. Frat nickname of the guy who fell asleep. They.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, can we all just dance him and took a.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of compromising photographs they send to his parents.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we all just agree we all need to do better?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Yeah. We've been talking about this for decades.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now that we're back in agreement, let's regroup.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So can you bet on this? Is what I want to know. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

DraftKings, you dumbass.

[Tom Griswold]

He said it 17 times. What are you stupid?

[Josh Arnold]

Even when you hear, you don't hear.

[Pat Godwin]

You dumbass.

[Tom Griswold]

Bet on this.

[Chick McGee]

So if I got a draft.

[Tom Griswold]

You son of a. You wrote it down.

[Josh Arnold]

When did I stop being vice president? President.

[Christy Lee]

We have to take them.

[Tom Griswold]

Raycon everyday earbuds.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect gift for Father's Day. 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity. Raycon's quick charge function. 10 minutes of charging, 90 minutes of battery. And they have active noise cancellation. And Raycon has a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. I've never heard it used to be before. And right now you can get up to 15 off site wide if you go to buyraycon.com tom. That's 15 off site [e-mail] tom. That's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Chick McGee]

So if one of these hits hits the wall in turn two.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna smell like a weenie roast. Now, are they using. Are they running on gasoline? Christie, what kind of fuel? They use it in these babies.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they use gasoline.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm laughing at that.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to burst into flames, which is always. They.

[Chick McGee]

They stopped using gasoline when Eddie Sachs went up and smoked.

[Christy Lee]

I thought, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much. We will come back and do better. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Josh doesn't get the reference. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for.

[Chick McGee]

You on our YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Edition Sunday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get enough credit for how perfect I am at that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Always.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Each and every time. A second too long. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

It may be wrong, but it's consistent.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

This is bad. I've been hearing about Hooker's got this weird. We've been talking about anxiety dreams. I showed up in hers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, it makes sense.

[Ace Cosby]

You work here, I work here. But mine is not just. It's like specific to important people. In my life. So like my in laws or.

[Chick McGee]

Friend.

[Ace Cosby]

Groups, sometimes people that I'm really concerned about their opinion of me. Christie's been in one. Christy is in the one with Tom.

[Chick McGee]

What? How does that one go?

[Ace Cosby]

So I'm always in a chair and I'm restrained. Right. So I'm sitting here and like.

[Chick McGee]

You tied up?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm tied up and so. And I can't move. I can't get up. I don't have a choice. Oh, and Christy and Tom are in the forefront. They're telling me everything they hate about me.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So this is a long dream. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's not nice that you nailed it. That helps so much. Like, I immediate, like I'm physically sick because then my friends like, like, like Pat and Josh and Chick and Jason are standing behind you and you guys won't do anything, you won't stop them, you won't help.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not helping.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It is important to hear some of this, but it's.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, I'll wake up. I wake up, I'm physically sick because it's like. Yeah. But I've had it with my mother in law. Same thing where it's like, you know, tell me everything she hates about me. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So that's a really long. My parents.

[Ace Cosby]

My parents. It's all the people that I just assume naturally hate me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what that means.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know, but I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

Those people don't hate you.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, some of them do.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. We certainly don't.

[Ace Cosby]

No. But then I have the opposite. And I think Josh and I have talked about this where someone I highly respect, I fall in love with and they fall in love with me. And it's those feelings of being in love for the first time. And that's one of the best dreams you can ever have.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you for the compliment.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was. We've been talking about this so much. I started reading about it yesterday and it's. Many of them are about work. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Work related.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

And there are a couple of classic ones that almost everyone has. The school one, I used to have, a college one.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Where I have to take a final for a class.

[Chick McGee]

Some people have the same dream, I mean, every week.

[Christy Lee]

This one is interesting. From Jordan. He's from Madison, Wisconsin. I'm in the airport force and have to take physical training test every year. I have a recurring anxiety dream that I'm doing the running portion of the test on grass and my feet can't get any Traction. It's like I'm a cartoon character running on ice. My legs moving, but I'm staying in the same spot. I always end up squatting down to grab blades of grass to try to propel myself forward like Spider man, but it never works right. It's like I'm watching my Air Force career run away from me while I'm stuck in place. Jordan. Sorry, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

This is an interesting one. This is from a physical therapist. My recurring dream. I'm across the room from my patient. They are starting to fall. I'm trying to run, but I'm moving in super slow motion.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very similar to this.

[Chick McGee]

Can't get to them. Yeah, it's so interesting that so many of them involve, I guess, something you do for a living all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever get. Oh, Jeff, Oscar just joined real quick. I have an anxiety dream where I have to listen to a bunch of other people's anx. Anxiety dreams. And I just want to blow my brains out.

[Chick McGee]

Now he's leaving.

[Ace Cosby]

It is in agreement with him. There's nothing worse than someone telling you about their dream. Like, it's. It's rough, it's awful, and they care so much.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Right. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It hit them in a way that.

[Chick McGee]

Just could never trust. But I mean, there are good dreams and then there are the anxiety. You said you had your good dream. Now, Pat, you have a pleasant dream dreams ever?

[Pat Godwin]

Not recently. I. Mine are all like career related. Selfish, stupid dreams about not being prepared. Guitar strings are out of tune, something breaks. I. You know, a flight's late.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of band guys. I've. I've gotten a lot of letters from them. They can't get to their equipment or.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

You know, their guitar won't plug into the amp. The answer's not there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I want to dream about my girlfriend or my son or something pleasant. It's all about me, me, me.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder why?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm selfish.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's get back to the sports page. We have Chick McGee at the sports as we were trying to get sports out.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. All we have is this. This letter. Actually the end of it. Dear Josh, hello. You mentioned Ice Cube. This is from Nick. I watched Anaconda last night. And Josh, your impression of Ice Cube saying they snakes out there this big is spot on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody ever confirmed it to my knowledge, so I wanted to give praise. We're praising praises. Do.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a good day. You're my hero on the radio. That's from Nick.

[Josh Arnold]

Snakes I did is big.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

What's that's. That's the movie Anaconda. No. Is that Anaconda one or.

[Josh Arnold]

It is Anaconda one. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There was Anaconda.

[Josh Arnold]

Anaconda's Hunt for the Blood Orchid, which I saw in theaters. And then there were subsequent Anaconda sequels that were on screen. Sci fi. Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like made for, but only two.

[Pat Godwin]

They're making a fun one now.

[Josh Arnold]

They are now with Paul Rudd and another person.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like Sharknado or something.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't that be weird if Paul Rudd was in there by himself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you take a date to see Anaconda too?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I saw it with friends. Oh, Anaconda too. I saw by myself.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I figured.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is Anna Kendrick's in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Anna Kendrick is not in Anaconda.

[Ace Cosby]

That's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever me told taken a date to a movie? Tom, I don't see you really.

[Christy Lee]

Really recently.

[Chick McGee]

Kelly and I go to movies. I mean, Kelly and I go to movies. All that's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not a date.

[Pat Godwin]

You have like a buffer seat. She sits a bus seat away.

[Chick McGee]

No, she's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

But you guys see the. You see the same movie. You can understand my confusion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's take a little break. We've concluded our sports broadcast. It's very informative.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna have a short newscast.

[Tom Griswold]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

I have a lot of questions about. About the NFL players to play in. Don't worry about football.

[Josh Arnold]

Years away.

[Chick McGee]

Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to keep throwing stuff out there till he can come in the morning. Go. I told you.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, cannabis, chlamydia.

[Tom Griswold]

They're wearing horns during the game.

[Chick McGee]

Hulk Hogan, E cigarettes and more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] 64. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people.

[Chick McGee]

An important letter at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Tom with an important letter.

[Chick McGee]

I need to thank Chick McGee. Yes, right. Right, Colin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a pretty common. It's a common sentiment. Continue, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Colin from the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Kind enough to write. I need to thank Chicken McGee. This past weekend, I had just gotten out of the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, tell me about it.

[Chick McGee]

Walked into the bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you did.

[Chick McGee]

Peeled off my towel and said to my wife. That's right, quote, hey, you want some of this before I put it away?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I do like that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sweeping the country.

[Chick McGee]

The letter continues. In a sultry voice, she said, how do you want me?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I could do okay for the rest of my life without Tom saying that ever again.

[Chick McGee]

How do you want me? The letter continues. We had a great rest of the day. Next time, I'm going to try Ace Cosby's famous line, it's time. I'll let you know how she responds to that. Maybe we could make this a weekly thing. Will the rest of you please let me know your lines? Okay, this is a challenge. Keep it up. Thank you very much, Colin. Now, do we have our. Is this a phone call or is this on the TV? Okay. There we go. It's the famous Ms. Pat. I was wondering if we'd get hooked up. Hey, Ms. Pat. Just saw you on the TV the other day.

[Ms. Pat]

Oh, what was you watching?

[Chick McGee]

I was watching Ms. Pat doing her judge thing, and I noticed one of our former employees on the jury. Jury. He's known as the white guy.

[Ms. Pat]

White boy Chris.

[Chick McGee]

The white boy with the red beard. Yeah, flat butt. Now, Ms. Pat, besides being a TV lady, you're doing some stand up comedy, I hear. Columbus, Ohio, usa. Is that Friday and Saturday?

[Ms. Pat]

Friday and Saturday. Tom, I'm almost. I'm. I've almost made it back to you.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Now, I. I noticed you're wearing a cap. Now, is the hair emerging from that hat a wig or is that your wig? Real hair?

[Ms. Pat]

No, Tom, this is always a wig. I just wetted it. I just wet it for you so it'll look a little curly, natural.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. What? How long is your real hair?

[Ms. Pat]

Longer than yours.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you go, girl.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's why I passed the right answer. I don't.

[Ms. Pat]

I don't know when you just gonna go ball head and be sexy and white.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. That to me, I would look. I would like. Would be a chemo and dying would be the look for me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good way to bring more comedy into it.

[Chick McGee]

We've been doing that all morning, Ms. Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Pat, are you. Are you taping any of your shows? Or anything. Right now, between comedy, big gigs. Excuse me.

[Ms. Pat]

In two weeks, I start taping the third season of Ms. Pat Settles it, which comes on tonight on BET.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, miss.

[Ms. Pat]

It's going into the third season of it.

[Christy Lee]

You are a busy woman.

[Ms. Pat]

I'm trying to stay busy. I need all the funds I can get.

[Chick McGee]

What do you got going? Where are you calling from? Are you home? I'm home.

[Ms. Pat]

I'm in my office. I finally moved into my house. I'm in my office. I leave tomorrow for Columbus.

[Christy Lee]

Well, your home is beautiful. I follow obviously on Instagram, and I just love seeing the posts. And you've done a nice job. Very nice job.

[Ms. Pat]

I have to give a shout out to Tick Tock and architect because that's how I built this house. Everybody thought I was crazy, but I went from 3,000 square feet to 15,000 square feet and it's all cause of Tick Tock.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's quite a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you still have the dogs?

[Ms. Pat]

You know what, Tom? I do, but one of them passed yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

No way. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I meant to tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, thanks for the heads up, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

One of her king courses. You know what's crazy?

[Ms. Pat]

I didn't know my husband loved it. My husband been crying for two days. And I'm like, you ain't never cry for me. I've gave birth to you and everything, and you up here boohooing over this dog that was only around for two years.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice that you're supporting your husband in this.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing like a nice, understanding spouse to come home to.

[Chick McGee]

Tough time. Does your.

[Josh Arnold]

I was.

[Ms. Pat]

I was trying to be understanding, but it turned into a little jealousy because this morning he jumped up, he said, I gotta go get cold ashes. And I'm like, well, what about me?

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess I would have hated if you hadn't been trying to be understanding.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Pat is our guest and Ms. Pat will be in Columbus. Are you starting Thursday night or Friday night? I didn't hear.

[Ms. Pat]

I'm starting Friday night. I'm just coming in a day early.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No. What? What? Now, since you've been so successful in the last few years. Years? What other things? You built the house. And I know your husband has always kind of stayed out of your professional life. He does his thing. He was a very hard working man. Worked for many years in a factory.

[Ms. Pat]

Allison.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And a good man. I have met him. Does he still ignore your professional life completely?

[Ms. Pat]

Yes. You don't want no part of it, Tom. You don't Want Nobody calling him Ms. Pat husband.

[Chick McGee]

I certainly understand that.

[Christy Lee]

So he's never done a red carpet or anything with you?

[Ms. Pat]

No, I went to the Emmys. You know, I went to the Emmy last year. I was like, you want to go? He's like, nah, y' all go ahead on and do that. Take somebody else. I actually started taking my makeup artist because he's a man. So I started taking him with me to the red carpet because my husband won't go and my oldest son is too fat. He don't look good. Let me say this. He's not Hollywood ready.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Now, have you. Have you done the Hollywood thing? Have you had any, like, weird plastic surgeries we should know about?

[Ms. Pat]

No. Tom, don't I look the same?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you look great.

[Chick McGee]

You've always looked great. I was just curious if. Because sometimes. How about any weird tattoos or anything?

[Ms. Pat]

No, I'm still working on getting my back teeth fixed, but, you know, other than that, I haven't had my stomach. Toe. I did go on the shot. I'm on the shot, so I lost, like 30 something pounds. All right, so we'll see. We'll see the next.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with your back teeth?

[Ms. Pat]

They missing? Tom, they've been missing since elementary school.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow. Let me. Give me a big smile. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't see the back teeth when you smile.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

Why does she need back teeth? What are they? I don't have any either. I had mine taken out there.

[Christy Lee]

You have back teeth? How much you. Your food.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you talking about wisdom teeth?

[Chick McGee]

Huh? They're all gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you. That's a little different.

[Christy Lee]

Wisdom teeth are different than your back?

[Chick McGee]

No, they're all gone. Look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All I eat right now I was yogurt anyway, so.

[Ms. Pat]

Well, you, you know. Well, when I chew, my food is with the front teeth, and it just make my nose stronger and wider, so I want back teeth so I can, you know, proportion.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you want to get. You want to get one of those skinny Michael Jackson noses? Is that how he did it?

[Ms. Pat]

No, no, no, I don't want the skinny Michael Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ms. Pat]

I just want to stop chewing with my front teeth. I'm okay with my nose, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now.

[Chick McGee]

Are you itching right now? What's happening? What is that? What? No, I'm not itching.

[Ms. Pat]

I have my hand in my shirt. What is wrong with you?

[Christy Lee]

You put your hand on your face like that?

[Chick McGee]

I do okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Constantly.

[Chick McGee]

Well, tell us about the show.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Ms. Pat]

Well, season five is coming out in the fall of the Ms. Pat show and season I go and start taping this season three of the Ms. Pat Sell does it and then I'm just on tour and I got some other things. Things I've sold a few other TV shows and a couple of movies. So hopefully everything come to light soon.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, congratulations on all your success.

[Ms. Pat]

I gotta put you in a movie. I gotta put you in a movie. I'm writing a role where I rob a white man.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Rob Tom.

[Chick McGee]

So what's your movie about?

[Ms. Pat]

I wrote a cr. Well, we writing a Christmas movie and then I wrote a movie about doing vending at the dome that was based off a true story out of my life when I used to do vending. So I have two in the works now.

[Chick McGee]

What were you. What were you selling?

[Ms. Pat]

Hot dogs, Tom. You know how you go to a fat. You know how you go to the Coach gang? Well, those groups are back. There is not. It's volunteering groups for they. Raising money for their organization.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Ms. Pat]

And I used to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, did you wrap the hot dogs in foil and hand them to people?

[Ms. Pat]

Yes, I did. I made a lot of money too, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good, good, good. Do you. Now let's talk about food. Do you like hot dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Always the tough questions here on the Bob and Tom show.

[Ms. Pat]

I. I like. I like hot dogs, Tom. I had one yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Do you cook for your man?

[Ms. Pat]

No, I don't cook for my man, Tom. Why would I be cooking for anybody who called they husb. A man is a boyfriend. That's a husband back there, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to pick up on my street lingo. Does your husband have a nickname for you? Does he call you Pat? Or does he call you like honey bush or something? I don't know. What would be the honey?

[Ms. Pat]

Some days he called me wide ass.

[Chick McGee]

Wide.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I saw him. You're not white. That would certainly be weird.

[Ms. Pat]

Some places on me all white, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Do you have any tattoos? You do, don't you?

[Ms. Pat]

No, I don't have no tattoos, Tom. I've been to jail. Why would I have a tattoo? For you to easily identify me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good point.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Good point. I can't argue with it. Well, Ms. Pat is a distinguished comedian and.

[Ms. Pat]

Distinguished.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you are distinguished. And we've been. We've been friends for a long time. Bought her a birthday. Bought her a birthday cake one time.

[Christy Lee]

You remember that?

[Chick McGee]

With her with her pic with her picture on it. Yeah. Remember that.

[Ms. Pat]

Yeah. You know, my birthday just passed. What do you have for me this year?

[Josh Arnold]

A coupon book of different lovemaking techniques.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, let me ask you real quick. I want to get back. I want to get back to this. Do you call your husband by his name or do you have. Have a nickname for you? Call him like Sweetie pie or.

[Ms. Pat]

I just call him Gary. My name is Garrett, but nobody ever call him Garrett. I just call him Gary.

[Chick McGee]

So what? And everybody does every. I'm confused. Does everybody else call him Garrett?

[Ms. Pat]

Everybody call him Gary because it's. It's kind of common black, and Garrett is really white, so we just call him Gary.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so that's. But that's his name and everything. You call him by name?

[Ms. Pat]

Yeah, no, his name is Garrett.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so like, when you're, when you're mad at him, do you call him. You call him Garrett? You know, the old standard, like your mom.

[Ms. Pat]

I call him words you don't want me to say because you might have.

[Chick McGee]

To pay if I say, okay, okay, now you're allowed to say some of those words on your TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ms. Pat]

I can get to say whatever I want on my TV show, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

That's America. That's what I like.

[Ms. Pat]

American.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's great. Well, Pat, I'm sure you'll have great shows coming up Friday and Saturday in Columbus, Ohio, and I'm. I'm getting the wrap up signal. Thank you, Ms. Pat. You look great.

[Ms. Pat]

Well, I'm coming to Indiana soon and I'm coming to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I will look forward to seeing you. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Bye, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Bye.

[Josh Arnold]

Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Always a pleasure talking to Ms. Patrick. Was that. Did I ask dumb questions?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You get very nervous. Does he get nervous or what do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

She throws you a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

You asked him the Gary thing? Really? You got caught up in that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, she said she calls him Gary. Then she said everybody calls him Gary.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she did.

[Pat Godwin]

Very clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she did say that. Yeah. She said nobody calls him. You said, does everybody call him Gary?

[Chick McGee]

Typically, doesn't your.

[Josh Arnold]

We all wanted to hang ourselves.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't your. Doesn't your lover have a name that only like, I would call mine Boo Thing? Yes. You call your boyfriend like a nickname or something whose name is Donnie. You call him Boo Thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be very awkward if I walked up and said, oh, hey, Boo Thing is here. That would be weird. But she. If I like to say Gary's here, she'd go, that's my husband.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Mo's name's Garrett.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You call your girlfriend by her name?

[Pat Godwin]

I call it her Gary.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Don't you call her sweet. Sweet. Sweet P. That's what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

I I had Gary be Harry down there. Time to check in with Chick McGee across the way.

[Christy Lee]

Go for it, Chick.

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Coming up. Oh, this is going to be exciting. It'll be Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Hello, Christy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Jessica Alsman is here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee and Tom, it's time for our special show that we try every week and fail.

[Chick McGee]

We try to help people with their love trouble. The show is called Sexy Time and it stars Allie Breen, comedian from New York City. There she she is. Hi, Ally. How are you today?

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Ali Breen]

Tom, it looked like you were just taking a moment of prayer before my segment. What was that? You were leaned way back looking up at the sky. Is that what we're doing now before the segment?

[Chick McGee]

Just clearing My mind of the clutter that has been. Been piled into it all morning and getting back to my wise old man self with wisdom. Yeah, we just had a great letter from someone. You'll like this, Ali. This gentleman from Kentucky named Colin, he tried a little bit of a Chick McGee technique. He came out of the shower wearing a towel, peeled it off and said to his wife, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Grabbed his crotch and looked at his.

[Chick McGee]

Wife and said, hey, you want some of this? Before I put it away. And apparently it was very effective. And then he's going to be trying.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, don't say what she said, Please don't.

[Chick McGee]

She. She said. And he says in parentheses in a. In a sultry voice, how do you want me? And the results apparently very pleasing. And he's going to try Ace's famous line where Ace just goes, it's time. That's all.

[Ali Breen]

You kind of need Ace's voice for that one though. That's the problem.

[Chick McGee]

Problem. Oh, well, Ace is not in a full voice yet, but when it comes back, you can try it now. Go ahead, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

It's done.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds like Cookie Monster. Yeah, that actually works. Don't do that again. Now you're scaring him. Does your. Does your boyfriend have a line for you or does he ever say anything specific?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, he'll do the opposite. If I'm about to take a shower, he'll be like, is that available right now?

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny. I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What? It's like making a dinner reservation.

[Chick McGee]

Now, conversely, do you ever. Do you ever say anything to him?

[Ali Breen]

I don't think I have any go to lines. It's all in the moment. I can't think of anything good that I say.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I'll have to try chicks.

[Christy Lee]

Who do you think initiates more, men or women?

[Ali Breen]

Men in a relationship or like as.

[Christy Lee]

A hookup in a relationship? Relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

Men.

[Ali Breen]

Well, we still think men.

[Christy Lee]

Men.

[Chick McGee]

We had an article about a scientific study last week that the essence of it was women don't want it to be asked of them. They want it to just happen. So we have to read their minds.

[Christy Lee]

We don't read our minds.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I've been very bad at it.

[Ali Breen]

Well, it's not necessarily reading therma. It's like making them be. Be in the mood. You know, you have to do a little bit of making out, begging, massaging the famous massage into the. Yeah, begging bad.

[Chick McGee]

A trip to the atm, you know, the usual stuff for dinner. Okay, well, Ali Breen is Ali Breen. Sometimes they read on our. On our Sheet for the day Sexpert. She's actually a comedian and you can find her a L L I B R E E N and prowling the streets of New York at comedy clubs here and there. And she's going to read us letters about people with love troubles. What have you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I met a guy on hinge that I really like. But I found two things strange. He's a lot thinner than me, which is new. And he also wears makeup. It's not obvious makeup like eyeshadow or lipstick, but it's like cover up in some mascara. He's totally straight. I'm actually not worried about that. I just feel like I'm the man in this relationship. Should I tell him about my insecurities or will that that just make us both uncomfortable?

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Why even date him anymore, right?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you like him and you are attracted to him, why does it even matter?

[Tom Griswold]

He might have some good makeup tips.

[Chick McGee]

That could be helpful.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. He's a great makeup artist. I love that.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I feel bad that guys aren't allowed to wear makeup like cover up and stuff. They should be allowed to.

[Christy Lee]

Why do I take this, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if you're in the Rolling Stones and you're Mick Jagger, I guess you can pull it off. But yeah, for the average guy. I don't know. Does that really happen in the heterosexual world? Is it for sure mascara? Because some guys just have really thick like the double line eyelashes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Look really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Some people. Is that two weeks still that tattooing thing still people?

[Christy Lee]

Still?

[Ali Breen]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It seems odd to me. I don't know. Whatever. I mean, you know, if he's. If he's a great guy, he's a great guy.

[Christy Lee]

So I wouldn't bring it up until.

[Tom Griswold]

He makes you mad.

[Chick McGee]

Then bring it up. That'll be a fun thing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you wear makeup, so.

[Chick McGee]

Calm down.

[Tom Griswold]

Own.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be.

[Ali Breen]

Keep it in your back pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can, you can borrow it.

[Christy Lee]

From him, you know, you don't do.

[Chick McGee]

Hey Dave, you got any blush? I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

So the boyfriend in your scenario is Dave.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I wanted to think of something fairly. Didn't want to go with a non gender specific name. Let's get back to Ali Briennelli. What else you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm dating a divorce guy who pays a mountain of childhood support. He has three kids, so even after child support there's going to be college expenses and more. Also his right. His ex is a raging a hole. Oh my God, I love him, but Is this going to be too much for me to deal with?

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like you got one foot out the door, babe. So go ahead and continue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, get out.

[Ali Breen]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

It's not going to change.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Least he's not wearing makeup. He may be. He may be. He may be. Whore. But he ain't no makeup wearer. Yes, thank you. Thank you for acknowledging my restraint.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh, you hear that one guy?

[Josh Arnold]

What we got here? Makeup wearer.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a makeup wearer. Can you believe that?

[Chick McGee]

Here comes Mr. L' Oreal.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at. He's got eyeliner on. What do we know about him, John.

[Josh Arnold]

We know he ain't one of us, okay?

[Chick McGee]

He's concealing something. Ally Breen is our letter reader. You can reach her.

[Tom Griswold]

Odd one.

[Chick McGee]

A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. And Ali Breen is, as I said, a comedian. She's also on Only Fans at all. IB if you'd like to see what's going on with that. Are people requesting more stuff with you wearing your glasses?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, there's been. I've been so bad about doing like fun photos like that. There's. There's someone who has. It's like Josh's suggestions who suggested they want to get like Wicked Wear or something. It's basically like superhero costumes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

That wants to use those. Like, there's a bunch of requests. I haven't. I've been just busy, so I've been slacking a little bit. But I have to get this librarian stuff going and some costumes. It's fun and I've just gotten busy so.

[Chick McGee]

You could totally pull off that Glenda, though, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

From Wick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. Put a pink dress on.

[Ali Breen]

That would be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Are there any superheroes that wear glasses?

[Ali Breen]

Well, Superman. I don't know about female ones, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, no. When they're not in their secret identity mode.

[Ali Breen]

I don't know. I'm not like a superhero person there.

[Chick McGee]

Did Green Lantern work?

[Christy Lee]

Green Lantern?

[Josh Arnold]

Can't imagine any superhero really did. Just because.

[Chick McGee]

That's just unfair. That's anti glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they have Lasik.

[Chick McGee]

We don't know. A lot of them are rich. Dustin, Super. Who's the guy that can make stuff come out of his eyeballs? Eyeball.

[Josh Arnold]

What other letters do we have?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I can't believe it. But you. You used to sound a little more in. A little more coherent than you've sounded lately. Especially today.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sorry? I'm all right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Iron man wore Tony Stark did.

[Chick McGee]

He wore glasses. Okay, there we go. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Became Iron Man.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, I'm sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, the human version. Wore some glasses. Okay. Dear Allie, my girlfriend borrowed my car and got into an accident. Everything was covered except my thousand dollar deductible which she said she would split with me. In my head I was like, split with me? Shouldn't you pay the whole thing?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Ali Breen]

Or am I responsible for half because I was dumb enough to let her borrow my car?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think you have to. I would give myself a $500 stupidity test tax.

[Ali Breen]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's what that is for? Just for letting her use it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That'll teach me.

[Chick McGee]

How long have you been with him? No, like if it's like a three.

[Tom Griswold]

Month boyfriend, I would just pay the grand.

[Christy Lee]

She should pay that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she has to pay that.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy should pay.

[Ali Breen]

Unless I like that she's acting like.

[Tom Griswold]

Self centered and considerate. Cheap jackass. Then he'd make her pay.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure she pay the whole thing. Felt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Not the girl. No, him.

[Chick McGee]

Is there going to be any quim pro quo here? He pays it, she gives it up.

[Christy Lee]

She's got to earn that money.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Latin for you guys.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, there's a way you can work it up. You think he should pay it just to be a good boyfriend?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Well, I think it gets about how long they've been together. I mean, you're going to keep doing that if you get married? Well, you're half the rent's due.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna have to tell you what's wrong with that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, if you're just joining us. Hello. Hello again. If you're just joining us, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It is the Bob and Tom Show. We are speaking to comedian Ali Breen with Sexy Time. You got another letter for us, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend and I have been dating long distance for two years. And occasionally I have work functions or dinners or meetings with mostly male clients that he can't come to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you.

[Ali Breen]

I feel like every time this happens he makes sure to give me hickeys before he leaves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he does.

[Ali Breen]

I feel like he's trying to mark his territory, but he says he's just a passionate lover. What do you guys think?

[Chick McGee]

What a schmuck.

[Christy Lee]

He's marking his territory.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure sounds like it.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially if he doesn't do it. Other times, if it's only when she's gonna have one of the events when.

[Ali Breen]

Some event is Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, you look skanky.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of going to a professional gift dinner covered in hickeys. Right?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That piss me off. If I. I wouldn't.

[Ali Breen]

I didn't think hickeys were a thing.

[Chick McGee]

I think if you're in high school, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It feels so good getting a hick.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. It's worth.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have a hickey?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's fantastic.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever given.

[Tom Griswold]

You see Tom with a big hickey at a meeting? Oh, thank you gentlemen for coming on his neck.

[Chick McGee]

Think it is. Are they exclusive to the neck area?

[Josh Arnold]

Typically, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean in terms of the biology. Can. Could one get a hickey on the chest? Would it work?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can get a hickey on your neck.

[Chick McGee]

Neck, he said. I see. Yeah. It sounds ridiculously stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds very.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

It's a little branded.

[Josh Arnold]

It is juvenile. The guy.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Grow up.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe the part of the letter we're not to going getting is. Yes. When I go to these professional meetings and I have the hick is. It's much harder for me to pick up a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes it very embarrassing when I'm naked later with this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All right. We have time for at least one more letter. What do you got? Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my. Sorry. Wait. Dear Ally, I got into a huge fight with my girlfriend because I found out she cheated on me two years ago for about two weeks with an ex boyfriend who was in town. They didn't have sex, but they hung out a few times without my knowledge. And they. They kissed before he left. And she didn't tell me about any of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

She eventually told me because she felt really guilty and we're definitely on track to get married. I'm really upset about it. But here's the thing. I've cheated on her about four times throughout our relationship. I was always so careful. She'd never find out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Ali Breen]

Now, do I also come clean before getting married or let this go as I'm in a pretty good position where she feels terrible and like I'm a saint, but I actually do feel guilty.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate you. Hey, Josh, do you know. You know why I was careful that she wouldn't find out?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm considerate. That.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ali Breen]

I'm a good guy.

[Chick McGee]

At least the first three times.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

The fourth one.

[Pat Godwin]

Genius.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is he really writing us a letter about this dude?

[Ali Breen]

I think he thinks he's redeeming himself at the end because he says I actually really do feel guilty and don't know what to do. Like that's making him, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Sympathetic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead, tell her everything. Level the playing field. It's going to work out great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're being sarcastic. I can detect that.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh, she's not going to take that well.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, are there any bridges in your area?

[Chick McGee]

We have time for one more letter. Ally, let's go.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I saw my friend's husband out at dinner looking very cozy with another girl. I went to say hi to see his response, and he was definitely very jumpy. I wasn't going to tell my friend because I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but I assume he's going to tell her to cover his ass. So now what do I do? Do I just say I ran into him or do I explain the situation?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't do.

[Christy Lee]

I had this very same thing happen to me a few years ago. You just keep your mouth shut.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, guys can be jumpy in situations like that because they don't necessarily remember you or your name. If he's a little shifty, it's probably because he didn't when he first met you. He doesn't know who the hell you are.

[Ali Breen]

There's a chance someone's coming after him and he's freaked out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look at. Good to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right, Right, buddy. Oh, you're One of the 17 friends of my girlfriend that I met. I don't know who you are, but he's.

[Christy Lee]

He's with another woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's a co worker.

[Josh Arnold]

He could be a cousin.

[Ali Breen]

And they looked cozy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. You know, I kind of don't care about any of this today.

[Chick McGee]

I can tell.

[Christy Lee]

Just take a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you just don't want to hear about other people's bull crap. You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

I like it.

[Ali Breen]

Most people feel better about their own lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes?

[Ali Breen]

You should take it as a good omen that you're not into this.

[Chick McGee]

This is why you're not a judge. Well, I know you've been charged with a murder, but I don't feel like it. Feeling safe. Everybody get out of my car.

[Josh Arnold]

Also not a judge, because I don't. I'm not. I don't ever feel above the law or that I am God. Like all judges do, you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, say it.

[Josh Arnold]

Judges are the worst people on the planet.

[Christy Lee]

That isn't true.

[Josh Arnold]

What judges?

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

What about.

[Pat Godwin]

What about teachers?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, judge airline pilots.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks, Al. Are you working this weekend alone, Ali?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. And that My friend Sheba has her speakeasy show. They just changed locations in New York. So I'm going to be at her new location. She was speakeasy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, thanks Allie. Once again you can reach guys A L L I B R E E N on social media. Thank you, Ally. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. This is the month of May, mental health awareness month. And it's all about, well, they, they call it breaking the stage stigma. A recent survey indicated that 26% of Americans are afraid of being judged if they are, if they seek therapy or counseling. And they're trying to get rid of that stigma because it's very important, it can be really helpful. And Better Help is all about helping you access therapy in a much simpler way. Because the therapy is done online. You can do it like a zoom call where you can see the therapist or you can do it like a phone call or even texting on based back and forth. It's up to you. And BetterHelp's been doing this for more than 20, excuse me, more than 10 years with more than 30,000 licensed therapists and more than 5 million clients. So see what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com BTShow that'll knock 10% off your first month. And once again, the therapy done online, that's betterhelp.com BTShow to knock 10% off your free first month. Better Help is H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow Coming up, we're gonna finally get over to the news desk for a quick story or two from Christy Lee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to share something, Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. I was just talking about that with somebody.

[Christy Lee]

What you want fired?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was either fire, fire, fire them or fire me. You take your pick. Ah, you'd pick me, right?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who the other person is.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, anybody to be get the parts.

[Tom Griswold]

And service you need fast. Everyone's happy. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hi Tom. How are you buddy?

[Chick McGee]

Remember the old show we would do Christie's World? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Rose colored glasses. It was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

He was so happy. Kennedy's still president on his 19th term.

[Christy Lee]

Can't we all get along. Everybody's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Jackie's in the White House, Kennedy to be 108. Bobby S. It's still moving. Better than Biden. It's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobby's Attorney General. Oh, our necks in Kennedy's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, to our necks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But. But Teddy has that brace on.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just the weird one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we have a bunch of great news coming up tomorrow, but we can squeeze in a couple quick stories today.

[Christy Lee]

Hulk Hogan's beer brand eyeing a takeover of the Hooters name.

[Tom Griswold]

What you gonna do, brother?

[Christy Lee]

Business Insider reports that Real American beer, a brand Hogan founded in 2024.

[Tom Griswold]

That's safe.

[Chick McGee]

That is a terrible name.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's totally on brand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Rick Derringer song plans to submit a bid for Hooters intellectual property. A representative for the brand told tmz, quote, under our umbrella, Hooters will return to the spotlight as a symbol of unfiltered Americana fun, fearless, and proudly American.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he do use All American Boy Rick Derringer as an intro?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he uses. It's called Real America. I am a real American.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fight for the rights.

[Tom Griswold]

I was always a Goldberg guy. I know he was. His. His stuff are shown so briefly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The bid would need to be approved by the parties overseeing Hooters bankruptcy. So we'll see how far that goes.

[Chick McGee]

So I don't. So. So I don't understand how this so is. It's not called Hooters beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Real American Hooters.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so.

[Josh Arnold]

But his company wants to buy Hooters.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what Wants to buy Hooters and. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it is. He's exactly changed the name of his beer. He wants the restaurants, doesn't he? That's what I got out of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Real American Hooters, Hulk Hogan have a lot of money, man. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Take over the Hooters name. I would.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he won that huge lawsuit, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

And he's got those Suburban Commando royalties.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't he on, like, Daddy Daycare or Kindergarten Cop or something like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Or is Hooters based in Florida?

[Tom Griswold]

The first one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It started there.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still open?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some of the Red Lobsters are still open.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You can go bankrupt and stay open.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's part of the allure of bankruptcy.

[Chick McGee]

So the. So the Hooters beer will be. Or the. His beer will be what? Less filling, tastes like steroids? Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm confused, too. I don't know if he's taking over the Hooter's name to keep the restaurants open. Or if he's going to rename his beer. I wouldn't think renaming his beer would.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a smart idea, looking at this situation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to try to talk to you in a calm way. Wasn't there a different story could have done? Just an entirely different choices.

[Chick McGee]

Right. You.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have looked at this and said, well, this is. This is a tinder box. I can't do it. This is a problem because Tom's going to ask me some questions.

[Christy Lee]

But the thing is. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

It just seems a little confusing. They just went wire the restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Poorly compiled, poorly delivered.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say it.

[Josh Arnold]

Poorly edited.

[Chick McGee]

Just says he wants to. Here's another. Another version of he wants to. To buy the restaurant chains. Branding.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Branding. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess it would be the great American beer from Hooters.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real American, but whatever it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Would a judge stop me from opening. Opening a restaurant called Honkers?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I could call it Honker.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely Is bankrupt.

[Tom Griswold]

Base it on boobs and the whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

Honkers. You probably have to have different color. How about peckers?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard they did that, didn't they.

[Chick McGee]

With guys? Yes, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Would you have your waitresses wearing bras made out of those bicycle horns?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

And all the big tip. All the. If you tip 30%, you get a. Yeah, you. You. You get to hawk a horn for a big tip.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You see a big tip, you get a. Honk it.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. Okay, now this. This version of the story says it's unclear what the deal would entail. Entail? The Hooters brand would be used, he says, possibly in consumer products and digital content and gaming.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, okay. So he doesn't really want to get in the restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all my favorite thing when I watched TV news. They. My favorite closing for a reporter on the scene. Well, one thing's clear, Lester. No one knows how this is going to end up. Back to you, Lester.

[Chick McGee]

One thing is clear. My name, my location. And back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Tom Yamas.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

French police have recovered the long lost bust of Jim Morrison, nearly four decades after it was stolen from the late singer's grave. The AFP reports the sculpture was found by chance during a search tied to a fraud case led by the Paris Public prosecutor's office.

[Josh Arnold]

Please tell me we have the update of where it was found.

[Christy Lee]

The bust has been missing since 1988, when it was stolen from Mr. Morrison's grave at the Pierre Lachaise cemetery in Paris.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that means chair the problem.

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's, it's the. Just the. From like the shoulders up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it's a bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was originally a statue of the naked part. They. It was on trial in Miami. That's where he exposed himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Swear to God.

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why we're revisiting this.

[Pat Godwin]

That one little joke.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Go out and run into a car. Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

No, they, but they're not saying where it was. It was part of collection of stuff including Liberace bejeweled butt blood collection.

[Josh Arnold]

They finally found it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh boy, I can sink my teeth, George. I wish my brother George was. Have you not seen the. The hip Liberace spin and wheel. Got to go round feeling groovy. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do yourself a favor and watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to. To play that.

[Pat Godwin]

Seriously. It is incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Liberace.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna lose your mind.

[Chick McGee]

It's out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's the greatest.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, he's kind of dancing.

[Pat Godwin]

It makes you smile.

[Tom Griswold]

Liberace says.

[Pat Godwin]

He does a little dance.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we got more great stuff coming up tomorrow, including an interesting cannabis tax update and also something from the Mr. Obvious University Studies of e cigarettes on the way. In the meantime, I will remind you special special edition of our show coming up on Carb Day, brought to you by Java House. And be looking for that Java House car on the 109th running of the Indianapolis 500. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, aka the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my 30 years of experience, take.

[Chick McGee]

The wisdom and knowledge I've learned from.

[Josh Arnold]

The failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool.

[Chick McGee]

You have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging.

[Josh Arnold]

It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.

[Chick McGee]

That matters.

[Pat Godwin]

We talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fired up.

[Josh Arnold]

Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor's office with Sean Casey from.

[Chick McGee]

Believe, Follow and listen on your favorite platform.