The BOB & TOM Show - May 21, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show

Episode: May 21, 2026
Host: The Bob & Tom Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Main Theme: Comedy, pop culture debates, nostalgia, quirky news, and a lively discussion with actor Bob Odenkirk.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature mix of comedy, banter, news, audience letters, and quirky cultural debates. Highlights include a deep dive into talking animal movies (spurred by the new "Remarkably Bright Creatures"), playful debates on the merits of octopus protagonists, nostalgia for bench seats in cars, and a candid, humorous interview with Bob Odenkirk about his eclectic career and new action film. Other topics range from unusual world records and pop culture obsessions to odd news stories (e.g., King Charles and seagull mishaps), classic beer brands, cursing as performance enhancement, and the social consequences of vegan dating.

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Key Segments & Insights

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1. Musical Cold Open: “Enormous Penis” (00:51-03:29)

• Ace Cosby leads the group in an absurd musical opener about self-confidence, centered on the song “Take a Look at My Enormous Penis.”
• Quote:

  "I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants. And the feeling's like a sunshiny day." — Ace Cosby (01:22)

• Memorable Moment:
  Group encourages listeners to sing along; Tom humorously “mishears” the lyric (“enormous peanut”).

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2. Movie Talk: Octopus Obsession & Talking Animal Films (03:32–15:20; 18:26–21:10)

• Jess Hooker / Christy Lee passionately describe the Netflix octopus movie "Remarkably Bright Creatures," with Sally Field and narration by Alfred Molina.
• Octopus vs. Talking Animal Movies:
  Tom is bemused, dubious of "talking octopus" films, and admits he dislikes animated octopi (referencing "Finding Dory"), preferring talking bears and toys.
• Octopus Intelligence:
  Debate about the surprising smarts of octopuses (“octopuses” vs. “octopi”) and how such stories resonate emotionally.
• Top 10 Talking Animal Movies:
  Chick reads a ranked list, inciting both debate and nostalgia ("Babe" tops the list; "Paddington 2" earns praise; "Guardians of the Galaxy" makes an appearance for Rocket Raccoon).
• Quote:

  "You have a talking octopus? I'm out... A talking bear, I'm in." – Tom Griswold (06:06)

• Recurring Joke:
  References to talking animals as a window into cultural critique (“Mr. Ed needs to be looked at as a sort of a critique of Western civilization.” — Tom, 10:45)
• Memorable Moment:
  The group riffs about surreal animal president scenarios and possible franchise expansions.

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3. Pop Culture & Old TV Shows (10:15–12:14; 76:44–81:55)

• Nostalgia for shows like Mr. Ed:
  The group debates the greatest talking animal shows/movies, veering into affection for "Mr. Ed," "Babe," "Charlotte's Web," and old classic sitcoms.
• Running Bit:
  Discussing top TV series—tongue-in-cheek arguments for including "Mr. Ed" alongside "The Wire" and "Breaking Bad."
• Quote:

  “Mr. Ed needs to be looked at as a sort of a critique of Western civilization.” – Tom Griswold (10:45)

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4. Audience Letters & Listener Interaction (26:05–30:45)

• Funniest Letter:
  A wife requests Chick teach her husband to say, “Do you want any of this before I put it away?” rather than simply wiggling it in her face.
• World Record Chat:
  Discussion about David Rush’s Guinness world record for breaking toothpicks, which segues into a side-discussion of Sherwood Anderson’s cause of death (ingested toothpick).
• Quote:

  “If you do use toothpicks, use the bigger ones with the little frilly cellophane on them – so you don’t end up like Sherwood Anderson.” — Tom Griswold (28:46)

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5. Car Talk: Bench Seats, Classic Vehicles, and Scout Return (39:02–43:14; 58:31–60:16)

• Bench Seats Nostalgia:
  Christy and Jess reminisce about classic cars with bench seats and how they facilitated front-seat closeness. Scoff at modern bucket seats.
• New Scout Vehicle:
  Volkswagen is reviving the Scout brand (pickup and SUV), possibly featuring a bench seat. Listeners are excited about the design and American manufacturing.
• Quote:

  “A bench seat is on my bucket list.” — Tom Griswold (59:43)

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6. Beer, Pop Culture, and Farewell to Schlitz (44:53–51:17 and 117:07–118:55)

• Schlitz Beer Retrospective:
  Shared memories about the soon-to-be-retired Schlitz brand (“the beer that made Milwaukee famous”). Listener letter explains “Schlitz” is a vulgar term in Switzerland—a source of family photo hilarity.
• Quote:

  “My grandmother loved all caps SCHLITZ beer — we put a six pack in her casket at the funeral.” — Listener Sarah (46:58)

• Debate:
  Is Schlitz a “beery beer” or not? Who prefers fancy beers (“If you like a beer-tasting beer…”)?

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7. Cursing for Performance & Swearing Science (101:26–107:56)

• News Story:
  Research shows swearing can boost exercise performance (“psychological flow, freedom from constraints”).
• The Panel’s Swear Go-Tos:
  Everyone shares their favorite swears and the situations that trigger them.
• Quote:

  “GD is my main go-to.” – Tom Griswold (106:14)

• Musical Moment:
  Sean Mori does a musical bit poking fun at euphemisms (“friggin” vs. real swears).

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8. World Records, Odd News, and Sumo Fun (85:15–89:24; 68:03–72:37)

• World Record:
  Man knits the longest scarf while running a marathon; panel riffs on the absurdity (“Stupid World Record!”) and works in a series of knitting puns.
• Royal Mishap:
  King Charles is pooped on by a seagull during a Northern Ireland visit, which sparks a pun-off about good luck and regal “gall."
• Sumo Wrestling Autographs:
  Sumo wrestlers sign memorabilia via inked handprints—a new merch idea for the show.

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9. Notable Quotes & Running Gags

• On Animal Movies:

  “Octopuses are going to have an octopus president. Something like that." — Chick McGee (05:42)

• On Classic TV:

  “Wouldn't that be great though?” (re: talking animal TV shows) — Tom Griswold (11:22)

• On Family Car Memories:

  “He could have a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and coordinate three-on-the-tree.” — Chick McGee (41:17)

• On Event Restrooms:

  “They had half pink port-a-lets and half blue… I thought that was great, so like the ladies and then the gents, right?” — Tom Griswold (64:16)

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10. Special Guest: Bob Odenkirk Interview (138:24–147:09)

• Topics:
  • Bob’s new action movie “Normal” (available on streaming/rental platforms now).
  • The unlikely path from “Mr. Show”/comedy to credible action star in “Nobody” and “Normal.”
  • Writing for SNL, collaborating with David Cross, and reflections on career evolution.
  • Brief mention of an upcoming Machu Picchu documentary with David Cross.
• Memorable Quotes:

  “My story is not really very linear... I got Breaking Bad because of Mr. Show, which was, you know, 12 years before Breaking Bad was even considered.” — Bob Odenkirk (140:02) “I thought that telling my story was a way to encourage people to keep their dreams alive.” — Bob Odenkirk (140:02)

• Fun Fact:
  Odenkirk’s idea to name his new film after the real town “Normal, Illinois” because “everyone will know something’s going to be abnormal.” (143:35)

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11. Al Jackson’s Slang School (128:05–135:37)

• Lessons:
  • “Get sendy” or “get sendy” = go for it / YOLO spirit.
  • Discussion of generational slang: “full send,” “full stop.”
  • The viral confusion of the phrase “six, seven.”
  • Speculation about future slang and 2067 cultural blending.
• Quote:

  “Get sendy is like, just do it. Just go for it.” — Al Jackson (129:43)

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12. Odd & Light News (various)

• King Charles gets pooped on by a seagull.
• Schlitz and other classic beers soon disappearing; generational nostalgia abounds.
• Sexy Priest Calendar in Rome is busted for having non-priests.
• TSA and the confusion of flying with marijuana—panel finds official guidance baffling.
• $9.5M of cocaine found hidden in Kim Kardashian Skims shipment.
• Vegan dating = shorter relationships
  — Panel speculates on why, offers to taste-test vegan hot dogs next episode.
• Man finds live frog in salad bag—names it Greg and releases it:

  “A frog in a Sally? That’s nice.” — Tom Griswold (163:22)

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Timestamps for Essential Segments

• Opening Song: 00:51 – 03:29
• Octopus Movie & Talking Animals: 03:32 – 15:20; 18:26 – 21:10
• Pop Culture Nostalgia TV: 10:15 – 12:14; 76:44 – 81:55
• Bench Seats & Scout Revival: 39:02 – 43:14; 58:31 – 60:16
• Schlitz Beer Farewell: 44:53 – 51:17; 117:07 – 118:55
• World Record Chat & Puns: 85:15 – 89:24
• King Charles, Sumo Handprints: 68:03 – 72:37
• Swearing Boosts Performance: 101:26 – 107:56
• Al Jackson Slang School: 128:05 – 135:37
• Bob Odenkirk Interview: 138:24 – 147:09

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Tone & Style

True to The BOB & TOM Show, the episode is delivered in an irreverent, fast-paced, and affectionate style. The banter is playful, with plenty of self-deprecating humor, friendly ribbing, and comedic takes on outrageously trivial topics. Deep dives into nostalgia and recurring gags (e.g., Epstein jokes, car talk, “do you want any of this before I put it away?”) anchor the humor, while genuine warmth punctuates guest conversations.

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For New Listeners

• This episode is a quintessential mix of BOB & TOM: improv comedy, pop culture ramblings, offbeat news, classic generational debates, and surprise insights from special guests.
• Even if you're unfamiliar, the panel's camaraderie and quick wit make the show accessible: the running gags, musical bits, and enthusiastic nostalgia keep things lively.
• Expect jokes on everything from world records and pop music to vegan dating and sumo wrestlers' butts. The Bob Odenkirk interview is both inspiring and very funny.

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Catch up with this episode for a generous dose of comedy, nostalgia, quirky facts, and genuinely funny pop culture analysis.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

Whenever life gets you down? Keeps you wearing a frown? And the gravy train has left you behind. And when you're all out of hope? Down at the end of your rope? And nobody's there to throw you a line. If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go? Come on and take a walk in my shoes? Never worry about a thing. Got the world on a string. Cause I've got the cure for all of my. All of his poo. I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start melting away? I take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay. I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants. And the feelings like a sunshiny day. I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is good Going my way.

[Tom Griswold]

Penis.

[Ace Cosby]

Sing along at home, why don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

1, 2, 3.

[Ace Cosby]

Take a look at my enormous penis.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not that hard.

[Ace Cosby]

My troubles start melting away. Just Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I take a look at my enormous peanut.

[Ace Cosby]

And the happy times are coming to stay. Yeah, I got great big amounts in the place where it counts. And the feeling's like a sunshiny day. I take a look at my enormous. Everything is going my way. I'm bobbing Tom now Everything is going my way.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look at these goobers.

[Ace Cosby]

Everything is going my way.

[Chick McGee]

Yum.

[Tom Griswold]

Bravo.

[Christy Lee]

Bravo.

[Chick McGee]

We're having little problem here off the air. Hang on, Cockadoodle do. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I was singing so good Drive it in. And now it's not.

[Jess Hooker]

Me, me, me, me.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

In a crew crew neck sweater. Love Blue crew. Blue crew. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Checkerboard shirt. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and mafia track jacket. And here's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody okay? I walked in on something.

[Jess Hooker]

I've been crying for 12 hours.

[Chick McGee]

Christie's been on and on about this damn octopus movie on Netflix with Sally

[Jess Hooker]

Field, who I love, and Bill Pullman's kid, who looks just like him, which is really.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not Paxton Lewis.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if it was Bill.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your music's playing. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the piano going over there.

[Jess Hooker]

What actually fits right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. What is this movie? I'm sorry, I'm not aware of it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's from a book.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to this.

[Jess Hooker]

From a book.

[Chick McGee]

Listen to this title. Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the name of the book?

[Christy Lee]

Remarkably Bright Creatures. I read the book a while ago. It's. It's cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And Alex Molina does the narration of Marcellus, the octopus that's in the aquarium.

[Christy Lee]

Alfred Molina. Alfred.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I meant. I'm sorry. See, I'm so upset. I can't even think of people's names. It's just the most beautiful.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's enough. It's enough. This is like the second octopus movie.

[Jess Hooker]

You love Sally Field.

[Chick McGee]

So what was the first one? Training. My octopus or my octopus?

[Jess Hooker]

My octopus teacher.

[Christy Lee]

My octopus teacher.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a great movie.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, Josh, didn't you have a line from the movie?

[Christy Lee]

I learned so much with my year with the octopus. How to tear apart a lobster in four seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I must be missing something.

[Chick McGee]

They asked me how could I control the octopus. I had one word for calamari.

[Tom Griswold]

Show the pictures. Does the octopus talk or something? What is it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I narrate. It's been narrated. He's.

[Chick McGee]

This has been going around for quite a while. How smart. Octopuses are octopi. And. Yeah, we're going to be replaced. We're going to have an octopus president. Something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a beautiful story. It's very sweet. It's very.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm out. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course you're out. Because it's a sweet, happy story.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It moved you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got a talking octopus.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A talking bear that I'm in. I mean, obviously, you've got.

[Chick McGee]

And talking toys. You're in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You're talking octopuses. I'm out.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can we. And can we get a ruling on octopus.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Octopuses is correct.

[Chick McGee]

Octopuses is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I had always heard octopi, but apparently. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna worry too much about it. The octopuses don't have much to do with my life. I know I won't eat them.

[Jess Hooker]

They should be.

[Tom Griswold]

I see them in meat counter occasionally. The fish, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't like a tentacle.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to eat anything that has suckers on its tongue. I don't want a defect.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a little chewy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you missed the boat on being. Having that affectation of something expensive. But you're really into it. Like a saltwater tank with, you know, octopus and all that kind of many, many fish and. Yeah, it takes up a whole wall. And there's a mini shark. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy Pardo told me one time there's a. There's a house. He wouldn't tell me whose house it was, but this guy has a wall. Like think that wall. But it's an aquarium with like sharks and all sorts of stuff in his living room. Man, he couldn't believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's Hollywood though.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, no, thanks. I. I enjoy the one at Disney World. If I want to see it, I can go there. I don't need it at my house, but thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if they're so smart. The smartest octopus, he has a way to get out of the tank and take you through.

[Christy Lee]

I once caught the octopus sleeping with my wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this.

[Jess Hooker]

Marcellus gets out of his narrator of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Of which movie knows this?

[Christy Lee]

The documentary?

[Jess Hooker]

That's the documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Now, wait a minute. The octopus and remarkably bright creatures gets out.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, he can get out.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that? And I was just joking.

[Jess Hooker]

Smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a puppet? How do they do all this?

[Jess Hooker]

I would. It's got to be cgi. Amazing, though. It's very well, but he talks. He does.

[Chick McGee]

He narrates.

[Christy Lee]

He tells the story.

[Jess Hooker]

Telling the story.

[Pat Godwin]

Fantasy kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's obviously based on a true story. This is gonna be. This is gonna be a franchise. This is gonna be a franchise. They're gonna be eight of them.

[Chick McGee]

Remarkably bright creatures.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit of a mystery.

[Chick McGee]

2 this time it's personal.

[Jess Hooker]

There is a little mystery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sophie figured it out pretty quickly though.

[Chick McGee]

However, I was reading a bunch of stuff on the plane.

[Christy Lee]

Remarkably brighter creatures.

[Chick McGee]

Sheep Detective is amazing. I can't wait to see it.

[Jess Hooker]

And we may see that today.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my girls has seen it twice. My son Sam, who's a man of a certain age. He loved it. He said he cried.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know if I can cry too.

[Chick McGee]

I would imagine it'll hit me too.

[Christy Lee]

They do say it's like super emotional.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend of the show, Hugh Jackman is in it and I guess they're talking sheep. I'll buy that. Talking octopuses. I'm not gonna buy.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not talking. He's narrating the story.

[Christy Lee]

No, you just remember Tom was gross. He didn't care for the second Finding Nemo because there was an octopus in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So the second Finding Nemo was terrible because you.

[Christy Lee]

You said you just couldn't stand the octopus.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't stand the movie.

[Pat Godwin]

It was really dark and not.

[Chick McGee]

You said the big reason was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you said you could. You said it was grossing you out.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one was great. The second one absolutely terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

I had no idea you had such a.

[Christy Lee]

But when it came out and you saw it, you specifically told us it was because of the octopus. You can't deny that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't deny it. I just say it's. I just remember the movie was terrible.

[Chick McGee]

That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't like the first one because that. They're in the Australian. What is that in the jet stream for the water. Whatever that was called. And there was the. The turtle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The surf. A turtle who talk like. Yeah, I hated that. Hated it.

[Christy Lee]

I like Albert, but Finding Nemo is a delight.

[Chick McGee]

Degenerous. Gets on my nerves.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe top 10 movies with talking animals.

[Jess Hooker]

Just keep swimming.

[Christy Lee]

Swimming.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a tough one. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's tough.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, babe.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that it?

[Christy Lee]

Easily.

[Jess Hooker]

That is probably the

[Tom Griswold]

Paddington two would be number.

[Jess Hooker]

You've never seen Babe. Have.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Talking animals rather real or puppets.

[Sean Mori]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Or cg.

[Chick McGee]

Because I like babe, is they're actually animals.

[Jess Hooker]

They're so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

I like talking animals, Mr. Ed. Of course. Top 10 of all time TV shows.

[Chick McGee]

Top 10 all time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got the Wire, we got Breaking Bad, the Americans.

[Christy Lee]

And before all those, Mr. Ed.

[Chick McGee]

If anybody this is online now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

There are people sticking mics and celebrities faces. What's your top three movie? If you go on and say top three TV series, Sopranos, Band of Brothers and Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

I will give you the Americans in there. Breaking Bad. Mr. Ed. Mr. Ed needs to be looked at as a sort of a critique of Western civilization. More than.

[Christy Lee]

Or a treatise of a man losing his mind. Yeah. There is a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ed did not talk at all.

[Tom Griswold]

But he did have his incredibly hot wife Carol with the famous twin torpedoes.

[Chick McGee]

Carol.

[Tom Griswold]

That were not overlooked by any young man of a certain age.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, I have to go out to the barn. You're in there awfully an awful lot. Well, that's because the horse talks to me.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be great, though?

[Chick McGee]

Was he an architect? I think he was an architect.

[Tom Griswold]

In the garage he had the famous half door. The Dutch door.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Certainly famous. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Name that fame more famous Dutch door.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard to keep top 10 Dutch doors in cinema.

[Chick McGee]

But I do agree, the best part, the best part of Mr. Ed, of course, the Dodgers was amazing. When he worked out for the Dodgers, hilarious. But when Ed would open the stall door, which he could at any time and go over to Wilbur's desk and get a pencil and dial the phone and talk to people on the phone,

[Tom Griswold]

they put glasses on.

[Chick McGee]

They put glasses on.

[Christy Lee]

Y' all putting glasses on is really funny. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm sorry. So, Christy, I'm sorry your movie was sad and awful.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, it was wonderful. It was very. It just was sad.

[Chick McGee]

Remarkably bright creature.

[Pat Godwin]

Your daughter liked it too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Remarkably brighter creature.

[Christy Lee]

My gosh, that creature's remarkable and bright. Actual dialogue.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there erotic moments between the octopus and.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Sally Field?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, Outside the field. What's what? I tell you that for right now.

[Jess Hooker]

She's still cute. Oh, yeah, yeah, she really is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never bought into a Sister Patrol, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love that. Especially a Catholic girl growing up.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen her recently? She explains the popularity of the Flying Nun and.

[Christy Lee]

And the.

[Chick McGee]

The reasoning behind her hat would make her fly. Yeah, she's really. It's really kind of cute. I mean, she knew. She knew what was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have on the famous sexy priest calendar.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Of all things. Speaking of the Flying Nun. We'll get to that coming up. Also, we have world record. A very odd one coming up in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

Very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

A very unclear update on the legality of flying with marijuana. It makes no sense. But we'll tell you what the TSA and some other authorities have had to say. We've got a King Charles encounter in the news and coffee lovers hang in there. The Duncan Coffee Bucket is coming. Briefly, but it is coming. And then I think Pat has a great new song for us I'm very excited about.

[Chick McGee]

This is a coffee bucket. Just what it sounds like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the story about a month or so ago and now they're expanding it.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a one off thing.

[Christy Lee]

And now great idea for offices.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a kind of a gimmick.

[Chick McGee]

And funerals too, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a in the category of Mr. Obvious calling. Yes, we have a survey about vegan dating that I think you can, you'll be interested in.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps there's a school of thought that

[Jess Hooker]

you don't go to steakhouses.

[Chick McGee]

People who eat meat have a taste to their body, really, as opposed to people who eat vegetables.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a school of thought that people who eat nothing but vegetables were very gassy.

[Christy Lee]

That would make sense in a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure, they have an aroma, but we'll get to that. If you're vegan, you'll find it very interesting, even if you're vegetarian right now. Christy Lee, how'd you get to work today?

[Jess Hooker]

I cried my way and my Tucson Hybrid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God,

[Jess Hooker]

yes, the Tucson Hybrid, one of the amazing hybrids available for you at Hyundai, Hyundai usa. They have America's best warranty, amazing technology. And of course, the cabin inside is so comfortable. And if you want to go off roading a bit and need a little bit more cargo space, you might want to check out the Santa Fe Hybrid. A little bit more power, a little bit more area to put in your camping gear, your fishing gear, whatever you got. They have wonderful gas mileage and you're going to love their warranty. Check it out. Hyundai and their SUV hybrids. It's the best of both worlds for you. And they're waiting for you at your local Hyundai dealer@hyundai USA.com or simply call 562-314-4603 to find out all of the details. That's Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. The pop up shop has popped back up by popular demand. We did a kind of a one off shirt a few weeks ago and everyone seems to love it. So we're bringing it back and a bunch of other stuff including some sort of glowing green things. And it's, it's all there. If you get a chance, check it out. Go to bobandtom.com and look up the Pop Up Shop special edition of this show. By the way, coming Sunday morning, we'll have a [e-mail] it'll be a special show in honor of the 110th running of the Indianapolis 500 Sunday morning. Also coming up on this show today, we're going to talk with actor, comedian and former SNL guy and from Breaking Bad, Bob Odenkirk. He's got a new movie coming out

[Chick McGee]

and Ruther Call Saul.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hi. Indeed. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Lots of stuff going on over here, including emails from our listeners brought to you by Sleep Number. It's the everything is on sale Memorial Day event from Sleep Number Every bed, every base is on sale for personalized comfort night after night after night. Nights are forever without me. Only at a Sleep Number store or Sleep number dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I was in my Sleep Number bed right now.

[Christy Lee]

We wouldn't be there though.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a dog there in my spot right now. Yeah, I know what happens minute I leave dog up there.

[Chick McGee]

We've got. We've got a list. We were talking real quick before we get to letters about talking animal movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Christie is watching some movie

[Chick McGee]

about an octopus and remarkably bright creatures with Sally Field and who else is in that?

[Jess Hooker]

What's Lewis Paul Lewis Pullman.

[Chick McGee]

Lewis Pullman.

[Christy Lee]

He's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have the. This is. I'm not sure you're gonna ask. I don't know the top 10 talking movies ranked. Something with talking animals with AI has something to do with it, I guess. But Here we. Number 10 is Guardian of the Galaxy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Rocket Raccoon. Brad. Whatever the hell his name is.

[Christy Lee]

It certainly looked good, didn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that first one was good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was all right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one that brought back the cassette.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Single handed. Yeah. Right. Number nine, Homeward Bound. Incredible Journey.

[Christy Lee]

I love that movie.

[Chick McGee]

That will kick you right in the balls, that thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

The talking can. Okay, number eight, Ratatouille. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't put it the top ten.

[Chick McGee]

That's where he. The rat is underneath the chef's hat.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And he can control the chef's motions by pulling on his hair. Okay, number seven, Charlotte's Web. Sure. From 73.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's over. Paul Lynde was Templeton.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right, the rat. That's exactly it mentions Paul Lynd here in the review. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky enough to have Paul in the studio here with us. I don't remember working on that movie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you don't do it? You don't remember voicing the rat? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Anyone can act.

[Chick McGee]

Number six is Bambi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, it is good.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's Bambi. Okay, well, number five, have you seen any of these zootopias? They're pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

Very clever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Justin Bateman or whatever his name is. Number four, fantastic. Mr. Fox. One of my favorites. I like that. I like Mr. Fox.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never seen that.

[Christy Lee]

Clooney's the Fox and it's really like understated and it's. Yeah, the acting and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Wes Anderson animation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's super Wes Anderson.

[Chick McGee]

Number three, the Lion King.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Number two, Paddington two. Ah, not Paddington, but Patty. And number one is Babe. Yeah, okay, that'll do, pig. That'll do.

[Tom Griswold]

So Christie's octopus talking movie's not in there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, well, that's brand new.

[Jess Hooker]

Came out brand new.

[Christy Lee]

Check back on this D. Talking narrator.

[Chick McGee]

I'll put it in my.

[Tom Griswold]

Narration is talking.

[Chick McGee]

Tickle file.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Narration is talking.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, say it again. Why are you upset about this?

[Tom Griswold]

It just sounds awful. What was that Academy Award winner a couple years ago. It's, you know, some swimming shape of what blob. I. I got about 10 minutes into that and said, oh, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't a blob at all. It was essentially the creature from the black.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm surprised. That's why you didn't like.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you're upset.

[Tom Griswold]

The Gill Man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he looks just like the Gill Man.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a technical question for those that are deaf. I was watching. I was watching the other day. I find it kind of distracting when they're having some press conference about some horrible event.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've got the lady or the dude als right next to the mayor doing the sign language.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That is distracting for us, isn't it? Can you imagine?

[Jess Hooker]

Ah, God forbid.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't they just. Why can't they just have subtitles?

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe your TV doesn't have it and you're not. What if the. What if you're live in the audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, for the four people that are from the press that are there for deaf.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you remember the time where some lady just got up there and was faking it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A few years ago, some random chick gets up there and starts flying her hands around and they found out it was just some goofball.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but that's not to discount the million other times it hasn't been fake.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, would it be more practical to have the.

[Christy Lee]

I would find it more distracting to not be able to hear.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, distracting.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you. The way you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Can you help me with this?

[Tom Griswold]

I just found that. I just find it somewhat annoying.

[Pat Godwin]

Annoying.

[Chick McGee]

It's annoying.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you.

[Chick McGee]

So you find deaf people in general annoying?

[Tom Griswold]

No, just that someone's trying to do a.

[Christy Lee]

No, the fact that they need to be communicated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

It just seems to me would be more practical to have it written across the bottom of the screen.

[Chick McGee]

But not everyone has.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

What if they're deaf? Ambaligned.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, it's not Als.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I guess. I guess the hurricane's gonna take.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Right.

[Sean Mori]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not my fault Helen Keller got hit by a cow. Flying cow.

[Christy Lee]

In a hurricane.

[Tom Griswold]

Not my fault. Told her to stay inside. Could we get back to the stupid list?

[Christy Lee]

We would love to get back to anything, but don't you hate when. Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't get me started on the blind.

[Chick McGee]

And now Tom Angers just. Actually, though, he probably didn't anger anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Chick McGee]

They can't hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it's a safe. It's a safe complaint. No, I just. It would seem to me to be a lot smarter.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like. Wouldn't you like to have a asl to talk with your hands if you're in a crowd with someone, you could talk back and forth and wouldn't have to yell.

[Tom Griswold]

I get that. I'm just saying, wouldn't it be smarter to have it written across the bottom?

[Christy Lee]

The man simply will not listen to our explanation.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why? They don't.

[Chick McGee]

No, he won't. He won't.

[Sean Mori]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No. And you say things like that too. Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't mean it as you're laughing hysterically.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever since they caught that one lady.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Duffy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that one lady faking it. I've always wondered, is this for real or is this just some. Some random guy that shows up because,

[Christy Lee]

oh, I'm an expert in ala. Yeah, you would hope that they would. They would usher those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're. If you're in the middle of some crisis and you're the mayor and someone walks up and says, hey, I'm going to do the tr. You can't test them. Do they have a license?

[Jess Hooker]

I think they usually have someone that they bring with them to the press conferences. They don't just pick somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

But. No, sometimes. Hey, look, the floodwaters have hit downtown. We better do a quick press conference. Call Jojo the. Oh, she's good.

[Christy Lee]

So he's got a. He's got a carnival name, too.

[Chick McGee]

He's a circus act call Jojo the hand talking.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Jojo's the famous and talking monkey.

[Christy Lee]

This is what we're talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

This is officially the end of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

If they can get Washo or Jojo up there doing it. I mean, the kids would be watching him on. There's a tornado coming. Only reason I was paying attention, they got an orang up there doing sign language. Apparently the poop's gonna hit the fan.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder how much. How much sign language you can teach an ape.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was the famous Washoe experiment years ago.

[Christy Lee]

They figured out how much sign language.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot how much he.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite extensive I could retain. Wow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we use the name Washoe on our famous Norfolk and Waypal skit. There really wasn't. Was Washoe here or she.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not talking to you about Washoe. It's one of your irritating references that drives me up a wall.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great. It's a great month.

[Chick McGee]

You remember, you know, all those people, Washoe, the Kennedys, Ed Sullivan, the Beatles. Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert McNamara.

[Chick McGee]

He did some good work when he's at Ford, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He helped a car company and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he was responsible for the deaths of thousands of them. What else have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Over there, we've got letters from our listeners. Dear Bob and Tom Show. You guys know. Do you want any of this before

[Show Announcer]

I put it away?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, my.

[Chick McGee]

My program for people who want to get.

[Tom Griswold]

You get out of the shower and

[Chick McGee]

you say, I look whoever might be there. I go, hey, you want any of this before I put it away?

[Tom Griswold]

What if they're deaf?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I go get Jojo the hand talking girl. She comes in and helps me.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Please.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Chick, can you please teach my husband that? Do you want any of this before I put it away, Please, please? That would be a very nice upgrade from him just wiggling it in my face. That's from Sarah in Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

She's a bass.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, let's do it, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can see you start looking for a new place. Sarah, we had an unusual world record yesterday, and although not as unusual as the one we've got coming up today, this involved my. My friend David Rush, and it involved. He was on a Disney cruise and he chose to break the world record for breaking toothpicks.

[Jess Hooker]

He probably got the free cruise just to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Ruining family.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame him.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, actually, it's a very long story that I won't bother telling you. Involving. They were taking this cruise because they've. They have hiked every national park and they were taking a cruise to New guinea or something because there was a park there they had to walk.

[Chick McGee]

Now, wait a minute. Are you. Are you.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you, like, call him every day?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Are you somehow getting in touch with David Rush and talking with him? No, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I read the whole article.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You read the whole article about him breaking toothpicks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very exciting. But I mentioned that I was eating at a local bistro and I got a toothpick in the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In eating a club sandwich, and I had taken the toothpick out of it, but there was another one hidden inside.

[Chick McGee]

Was that at. Sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. They renamed it to we hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Tom talked about getting his upper palate pierced by a toothpick when biting into a club sandwich on the show. This comes to us from Tim in Sioux Falls. Thank you, Tim. I was surprised he didn't bring up the story of Sherwood Anderson, the famous American author. You know who that is?

[Christy Lee]

Josh Winesburg, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Great. Great piece. He goes. Well, on a cruise to Panama in 1941, Sherwood Anderson became violently ill when the boat reached Panama. He was rushed to a hospital, but died a Short time later, the autopsy revealed Anderson had died from peritonitis because he ingested a toothpick from the olive in his martini, which pierced his intestine.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, don't eat them.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch out for those toothpicks. And if you do use them, use the bigger ones that have the little frilly cellophane on that. What is it, like a ribbon on the top?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, anyway, a little bit of a salute to both David Rush and Sherwood Anderson. And you recommend Winesburg, Ohio, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love that book.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of Ohio, this is from Ryan. And is it Gallopolis, Ohio?

[Chick McGee]

Gallipoli. I think that's right, but I'm not.

[Jess Hooker]

You're probably right.

[Tom Griswold]

Gallipoli is a great movie. With Mel Gibson, World War I.

[Jess Hooker]

This has nothing to do with that. This has something to do with your story yesterday about the Playboy Mansion. Remember that? You could have gone there instead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I went to. I was with a young lady. We had her mother's convertible Cadillac.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Went to the Universal Amphitheater. Saw the Grateful Dead. On the way back to her house, she goes, yeah, I'm sure glad we did this instead of going to the Playboy Mansion, which we had an invitation to do.

[Jess Hooker]

When Tom found out about that, I couldn't stop laughing because he didn't mention he could have seen beautiful naked women or hang out with you.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

I could have met James Caan. Came out of his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy Khan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's Jimmy at the. At the Mansion.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite actors. And a badass. He was a professional boxer and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was a little man's disease. Yeah, true. He starts.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't little.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I wasn't six feet.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, he was.

[Chick McGee]

No. No way.

[Christy Lee]

That's your five. Two.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who he was?

[Jess Hooker]

James Kahn.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Everybody knows.

[Jess Hooker]

Who's my godfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Sonny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he was in that Elvis movie. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

No. Brian Piccolo in Brian Events.

[Christy Lee]

I love Honeymoon.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the straight guy in Elf. Yes, he was a good actor. We talked to him once, and I was really terrified to talk to him. Turned out to be really funny.

[Christy Lee]

He also played Paul Sheldon, victim of Annie.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's wondering.

[Christy Lee]

Wilkes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's in a great little movie called Thief.

[Christy Lee]

That is. Oh, that's an amazing movie.

[Chick McGee]

Paul. Is Paul Schrader involved?

[Christy Lee]

Michael Mann.

[Chick McGee]

Michael, man, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I buy cars. Like people change their socks. All right. That's from Thief.

[Christy Lee]

I also love that movie with him and Alan Arkin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, freebie and the bean.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, really enjoyable.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can see I would have wanted to meet him.

[Jess Hooker]

Naked women.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe Miss Playboy playmate the decade.

[Christy Lee]

Who would have been some of the Playmates then? Do you guys know, I never knew Playmates names unless they were already famous.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you, my friend. My friend Steve, the one that could. You could lay out cigarettes and he could tell a Marlboro soft pack from a Marlboro hard pack from a Winston from a Camel from a Vice.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah. Sort of a savant of sorts.

[Tom Griswold]

He also. He could name every Playboy centerfold from the first edition on.

[Chick McGee]

That's wild. Yeah, he.

[Tom Griswold]

That. A lot of information in that head. What always creeped me out about Playboy. They would do spreads of naked women who had tragically died in various accidents.

[Christy Lee]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. All the time.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about? I know about Dorothy Stratton, but that's about it.

[Jess Hooker]

But she. They didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the only one.

[Jess Hooker]

And it was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't the only one. There was Claudia. Somebody who was in like an MG Midget and got creamed and.

[Chick McGee]

What? I don't remember. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They would do.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not arguing with you.

[Tom Griswold]

They would do memorial. I mean, it was just creepy wood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Memorial nudies.

[Chick McGee]

I stopped. Look. Well, yeah, I don't. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, their whole first thing started with Marilyn Monroe dead. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

She was still alive when they put the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they would repeat her laying on the red. They'd bring those back all the time.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how this has entered your brain, but that. That's not. Hugh Hefner. Couldn't have been going, well, we need a disaster for this month's issue.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't a regular hot girl that

[Chick McGee]

got killed this week. We put her in the centerfold. I don't. I'm not buying it.

[Tom Griswold]

She wasn't the centerfold. It'd be a different feature series.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Claudia Jennings.

[Chick McGee]

They had the good taste not to put it in the centerfold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just a feature.

[Tom Griswold]

But remember, toward the end, they had the incredibly poor taste. They would have the bios of the young ladies and they'd have pictures of them when they were kids. Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was in just bedrooms when

[Chick McGee]

they were like 9, 10, 11 years old.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I never.

[Chick McGee]

Teddy bears on the bed.

[Christy Lee]

Never got that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's just.

[Christy Lee]

But by that time, I mean, I was that.

[Chick McGee]

But you know, Playboy's a gateway. Far be it for me.

[Tom Griswold]

You were going deep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes. You might as well have just shown me a copy of Guideposts, did nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I don't speak for everyone in the room, but far be it for me to pay attention to a girl's age. All right, go right ahead, Tom, for thoughts.

[Tom Griswold]

My thought is, yeah, I understand that we have some cameras right there in the hallway and outside from our friends at Simplisafe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. Once again, our pop up stores pop back up. Go to bobandtom.com We've got some cool stuff, including a shirt we sold out of that by popular demand we're bringing back. You can see that once again at the Pop up shop. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com the

[Tom Griswold]

United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. My name is David Goss and I'm joined by my co host Megan Kleinenberg.

[Jess Hooker]

And now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Time's ticking. I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures, but we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Jess Hooker]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henco.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform on the radio.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

A little chilly this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I can't decide.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Go Godwin. Hello. Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy do. I'm Chick. And hello, Tom. And we have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Your Bob and Tom show. A few months ago, a listener submitted a list of things that Tom hates. And one of our listeners sent us in a quote that we still use in the hallway. There are two things that Tom hates. The way things change and the way things are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's right above our fax machine.

[Chick McGee]

Right above the facts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Or the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this is a list of things Josh hates.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because he. This writer, Tom from Hermitage, Pennsylvania.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. In honor of your recent birthday, Josh, here's a list of things that I believe Josh Arnold hates.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's prostitution jokes. Ted Lasso, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's diarrhea jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't recall any, but this is maybe.

[Christy Lee]

It's usually. It's usually when I bring up my diverticulitis.

[Chick McGee]

Diverticulitis is something you hate. It's on the list.

[Christy Lee]

I do hate that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's no good for all.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it for all.

[Chick McGee]

Every woman ever in a. In an Ali Breen letter. Josh is not like those. The science behind climate change. I'm not sure what that's like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's overweight jokes about Josh, of course. Women drivers. Tom's masturbation jokes. Josh hates marinade. That turned the Internet upside down.

[Christy Lee]

Sure did.

[Chick McGee]

Non Hallmark Christmas movies in particular. Love. Actually an elf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't like either of those two.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I like. There are plenty of non Hallmark Christmas movies. I love love.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. There you go. When Josh is accused by Tom of being upset, I don't know what it got into.

[Christy Lee]

John, I do hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned.

[Christy Lee]

I've hated that my whole life, though. And if anybody does it, why are you in a bad mood? Well, I wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I've learned that not about you, Joe.

[Chick McGee]

Josh hates that hack Greg Warren.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I guess air travel, colognes and perfumes. But that's more of a physical you have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think the. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Toledo, Ohio.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's actually not true.

[Chick McGee]

And you went back and killed, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

For a while there, Toledo hated me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

One bad show in there. What do they.

[Chick McGee]

They started it. Right. And finally Tom hates. Or Josh hates Tom. Oh, well, it's all in good fun. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

These are.

[Chick McGee]

These are characters we play on the radio. This isn't really us.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, yesterday, I think Christy might have mentioned that you miss the bench seats.

[Jess Hooker]

I do miss bench seats.

[Christy Lee]

I liked them for a few reasons.

[Tom Griswold]

The front bench seat, you could have three people up front.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You could do the thing where your gal could be right next to your case. Christie, your fella. This is from Michael. He said the old car brand Scout is making a resurgence. Their pickup truck is going to have bench seats.

[Chick McGee]

Scout.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought that was a Jeep product,

[Christy Lee]

but I guess Gregory Peck used to do the commercials.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. My friend Mark ordered one. They're coming out with a. I think I. I want to say Volkswagen bought the. Somebody bought the brand Scout. And they're coming out with an electric one. You can put a deposit down now. They're making them. I think they're making them in somewhere in the southeast there. And they've. They've got the. They've got the factory up and running. I don't know if it has a bench seat, though. But it's my understanding they're going to make both an electric one and maybe a hybrid or something. But I could look it up for you.

[Jess Hooker]

But I'm looking it up for you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I know Mark. He already ordered.

[Jess Hooker]

It is from Volkswagen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's gonna look like the Scout. If you're not familiar with it, the Scout was kind of a Jeep like vehicle. It looks kind of like contemporary suv. Like a road.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They have a pickup and an suv.

[Christy Lee]

They're pretty cool.

[Jess Hooker]

The Traveler SUV and the Terra truck looks cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they look really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

They look really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're. They're building the factory right now here in the US of A. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And he already put the down payment on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think he put down 100 bucks. And he said.

[Christy Lee]

He was telling me thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Every. Every month he gets. Yes, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Now, when Mark drives a pickup truck, does he have to put those little boxes on the bottom of the seat like oh, brother, where art thou? When the kid steals the pickup trucks?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not at all, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't know about the bench seat, though, Christie. You'd have to dig that up.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there any contemporary vehicles that have a bench seat?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You would think there'd be.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it would have to be a pickup truck, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then three on the tree. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I never experienced driving one of those. You did like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That's. Well, that's how I learned to drive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Stick shift right there on the. I remember those.

[Jess Hooker]

Those fake cars we had in driver's ed, you know? Oh, yeah, they. That was how they were.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

I was fascinated by my grandfather, my mother's dad, who. He could have a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other hand, and coordinate to get a three on the tree pickup truck on down the road. It was amazing. I still could shut my eyes and see him doing it.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It was amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

They're going to be in South Carolina. Blythewood, South Carolina.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where they're making it. Yeah, I know that. They're building the factory right now.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Would your grandfather have the radio on? Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that the new Scout up there?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a new bench seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a bench seat, all right. Is that the truck or the. Or the suv?

[Christy Lee]

And it looks. I mean, I know it's the way the picture is, but it looks nine feet long, doesn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

And it looks like. It's like the leather's already cracked.

[Chick McGee]

And I just like to say that's a design in the line.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I just like to say that maybe it's time for the Scout sports desk with chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it looks cool.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that nice? That's very cool.

[Jess Hooker]

I might have to buy a new car to add to my little fleet.

[Chick McGee]

Your little collection to add to my

[Tom Griswold]

fleet, but Made in America looks cool. Yeah. I'll find out a little more about it, but, yeah, thanks for the letter. We appreciate that. Interesting. And. Yeah, I did. I. I knew that, though Scott was coming, but I didn't know that it was going to have that bench seat. And I. They were really cool. The guy that I worked for, the builder that I worked for in Michigan, drove one. True.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

He drove a Scout. Cool. Cool car.

[Chick McGee]

You were an employee for a builder in Michigan?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for a while. It was great.

[Chick McGee]

Were you a good employee or a bad employee?

[Tom Griswold]

I was a untrained.

[Chick McGee]

Were you a troublemaker?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Take direction well.

[Tom Griswold]

First day I dropped a very large board in my foot and found out why you want to have steel toed boots.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll learn you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You drop a very large piece of lumber on your foot and you learn very quickly.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a reason I need to correct myself. Blythewood is where the training center is. The actual production center is in Columbia, South Carolina. I'm going down there this summer. I'll check it out.

[Chick McGee]

Columbia, gem of the ocean.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Carolina.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a Schlitz beer update. It's hard to say it.

[Christy Lee]

Have they changed their minds?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No Schlitz.

[Tom Griswold]

No Schlitz. The beer that made Milwaukee famous. Coming up, you may have heard they're they're going away.

[Chick McGee]

Go for the custom.

[Tom Griswold]

They're doing a last batch right now, but we have a Schlitz update for you, among other things. Coming up, comedian, actor Bob Odenkirk, comedian Al Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Also in sports, what do you do when you have to use a bathroom and you're involved in the Western Conference semifinals?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Calls for a timeout and you're a play.

[Chick McGee]

You're a player sitting on a bench. What do you do? I'll tell you when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, good to know. Don't forget, the pop up shop is popped back [e-mail] some cool shirts, etc. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X obandtom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Topp show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's the one, the only Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold, what do they pay you? Well, due to the direct marketing and carnivals I. Things like. It's a. It's a. It's a formula.

[Christy Lee]

From what I remember, that's one of your favorite questions to be asked by somebody you've just met.

[Chick McGee]

There was a morning guy when I first was hired in this complex. That's the first thing he asked me. So what, they paid you?

[Jess Hooker]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

No. And he about talked. Talk like that. You know it's a tradition to take you to lunch. I. What do they pay? There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Conrad.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

He did talk like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're damn right he did. Oh, the change.

[Tom Griswold]

He talked like this all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

At dinner I'm sure. Hey, how could you pass the mashed potatoes? I tell you what, I'm. I'm gonna have the green beans at 10 past traffic of weather. Yeah, that doesn't get old. Now, where were we? Oh, let's see. I already reminded you about the pop up shop having popped up. And we got to get back to our letters from you. You can reach us Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. i promised a Schlitz. Excuse me. Update. It's hard to say that word.

[Christy Lee]

You're nailing it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Schlitz don't stink.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Schlitz, the famed beer Schlitz and Chick. You remembered some of their slogans.

[Chick McGee]

Go for the Gusto. The beer that made Milwaukee famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what I really like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Then.

[Tom Griswold]

Then. When you're out of beer. When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer.

[Chick McGee]

When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer. I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bell Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one.

[Chick McGee]

And hams the beer refreshing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I know a guy who. That's all he would drink exclusively. He always had that Schlitz drinking grin.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

No Schlitz.

[Chick McGee]

The Schlitz Malt Liquor.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Sarah, writing from Speedway Indiana Speedway, Indiana. That's the place. The Fighting spark plugs of Speedway, Indiana. The home of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway graduation tonight. She said my grandmother loved all Caps Schlitz beer.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

We put a six pack in her casket at the funeral.

[Chick McGee]

We put her a six pack in her casket.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a sweet letter. I'm sure she was in my slit. She would make what she called Irish tea. Now it's a very complicated recipe. You might want to write this down. Pat, you're probably familiar with Irish tea. Was Schlitz beer in a teacup?

[Christy Lee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

With a splash.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because she was a lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Miss you Grandma Lucille. Well, thank you, Sarah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Shout out to my brother today. It's his birthday. Sarah, you forgot to mention what his name is.

[Jess Hooker]

That's her brother. Sarah's brother.

[Christy Lee]

I love old ladies that drink beer.

[Jess Hooker]

Love is kind of weird to see, though.

[Christy Lee]

My mom said she had two great aunts who I met. But I mean, they were. They were so ancient. I don't even. I always chuckle at the grocery when I see older people with a case. It's awesome, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever have them? They drink out those little like juice glasses. They'll pour their beer and like, I don't know how.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have to ask how they. My great aunts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Because if you do that, you're not an alcoholic. I don't know if you're aware of that. Right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Gotta hide that in some other kind of contain jam jars.

[Tom Griswold]

Goodbye, Schlitz.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody put ice in their beer.

[Christy Lee]

I have done that. And it was not. I didn't care for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we had. I had an answer.

[Chick McGee]

Buddy of ours does it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Ice in his beer still.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I remember when we met Bob and I met Harry Cary in person. Of course. That's the best way to meet somebody.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was during a Cup game and Harry had one of those huge stadium beers. But we got up close to him and there was a lot of ice in it because that's what kept the Scotch cold. That's what made the play by play so much more effective. But yet, just to officially put a cap on this, Schlitz is going away. It's been around for a long time. 175 years.

[Chick McGee]

There's gotta be people out there hoarding. I would think I've got to try

[Christy Lee]

one before they disappear.

[Tom Griswold]

It was purchased by the Pabst Company in 1999.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kirby Nelson of Schlitz is going to brew the final 80 barrels and they'll be released on Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Holy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We're right down on it, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess. Get your orders in if you can. I don't know who's gonna. Where these barrels are gonna end up, but if you. There's probably still some Schlitz on the shelves. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'll I'll go out today and see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I don't recall if Schlitz had any distinctive taste or anything, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cheaper beer. I think it's just like.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it cheap?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think I've ever had one.

[Chick McGee]

I've always been a Coors Light guy. I. I'm not a big beer taste. I don't like a beery beer. The exact opposite of Josh, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because I love a beery beer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like the taste of beer. I drank it, but I don't like the taste of it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you gotta. You gotta choke it down sometimes.

[Jess Hooker]

Ultra now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Tom and Mick Ultra love beer.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had one.

[Jess Hooker]

You never had a Mick Ultra?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever drank a beer?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what would that be then?

[Jess Hooker]

You were a Hiney guy, weren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Because Kennedy drank Heineken. You didn't have a Heineken.

[Christy Lee]

I like Heineken too. They are good.

[Tom Griswold]

A Peroni.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had that Italian beer.

[Pat Godwin]

They're good.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'll try that.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a big billboard up Ace.

[Christy Lee]

What was your beer? Middle Light, Miller Light, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz I don't like a beer beer.

[Christy Lee]

You do or you don't?

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The taste.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So your slogan would be if you like a beery beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like a beer tasting beer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear. I like a beery beer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the way you ordered it so much, I think that's a great slogan. I like a beard for you. For those that like a beer tasting beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I like the.

[Tom Griswold]

It implies that if you don't, you're a giant pussy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm certainly not judging anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I am.

[Christy Lee]

I like fancier beers too. If I. But I'm. I'm so low rent when it comes to beer. I. To me, a fancy beer would be like Stella.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's a good beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But I don't know if it's considered fancy.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly. Okay, that's the fancy.

[Christy Lee]

But I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, I said this just Carlsberg. I like Schlitz. Famously had a Schlitz Light campaign with the actor James Coburn. Real badass. That was considered to be one of the biggest failures in the history of advertising.

[Christy Lee]

That's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't work. Now we can move on with more letters.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot about my favorite beer, actually. I saw the night I had had. I'm seven of these. Josh was on stage doing some Stand up comedy in Bloomington, Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

I don't blame you for having more beers than you needed,

[Chick McGee]

man, he was funny that night. That's what I remember. The beer's called La Fenda Monde, Tom. It's the French beer. The name means the end of the world and it's 9% ABV. Oh, I remember that.

[Christy Lee]

But you drink them like. Like a regular beer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any more letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have any right now, actually. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you got one. Got my Schlitz. Got a very long letter about pizza toppings. If you're making your own pizza at

[Jess Hooker]

home, what are the toppings this week?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's got a good kids love this thing suggestion. Because I'm. This has become my new thing. My little girls, they like.

[Jess Hooker]

You ever use a pizza oven I gave you for Christmas?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I keep getting in trouble for not hooking it up yet. Believe me, they would love to watch

[Chick McGee]

the pizza cook right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm busy. I'll get it done eventually. Give me a break. I've got a list of 50, 000 things.

[Christy Lee]

He's not mad at you. He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's mad. Yeah, he's mad at the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. By the way, you'll be glad to know the doghouse is outside.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it is?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool. I forgot to ask, honestly, how's it holding up in all weather types?

[Tom Griswold]

We've had a lot of rain check local listings, and it's. Hey, Josh, I tried to encourage the girls. So can we put a slanted roof on this thing? Shingles? Because I have a box of shingles in my garage.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you do.

[Tom Griswold]

And they said no. So it's got a flat plywood roof. It's sort of separating buckling, but it's okay. The dogs don't care.

[Chick McGee]

They don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

We got this very nice letter from Autumn in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. I Autumn, suggesting this is actually not a bad idea. You. I was saying how by the time I make pizzas at home, I could have bought four at a very fine pizza place.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had a guy say where he would go to what, Domino's. And they would sell him the dough.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I didn't know. I've been buying it at Trader Joe's and it's very good, but you have to buy. Now, are these packets of pepperoni. You've got to buy like 3,000 pepperoni.

[Chick McGee]

Can you buy like dough dough instead? Or is it shaped into a. I know you can.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's just.

[Chick McGee]

It's like. Like boboli.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a softballs with a dough.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then you roll it out. Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The recommendation, go to a deli, get freshly sliced pepperoni or salami, very thinly sliced. It'll cost you a fraction of the price and it's much better.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I will try that. And then this gets very, very complicated. But she does want to hear something special from Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Autumn would like a kitty update. Oh, by the way, she says from the handsome Joshi.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's nice, Autumn.

[Tom Griswold]

I see romance in the.

[Christy Lee]

She wants to hear about Gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

She wants to watch a little kitty cat Gravy.

[Christy Lee]

Gravy's doing very well. She has been playing with her Christmas pickle. It's a little pickle with a Christmas scarf on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and was it on the tree at some point?

[Christy Lee]

Just some silly little.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Gravy's mate or friend or chum.

[Chick McGee]

Sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Biscuit is it. Is Biscuit a sister?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Biscuit at the house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We always keep. Gravy and Biscuit are always together. Yeah. So they.

[Tom Griswold]

They chat with.

[Christy Lee]

They get bored. Yeah, yeah. They'll chat, they'll slap fight, playfully chase each other. Now, what Biscuit does is Gravy's the more assertive one. So if Gravy wants something, Biscuit waits about three feet away. And I know it's really Biscuit who wants it, but she's. Hey, tell. Tell that idiot we need treats or Crunchers.

[Chick McGee]

We want the crunchers.

[Christy Lee]

We rob Demps very much.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they each have a voice or they.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, because Biscuit's meow is a little higher pitched.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's a rattle bear, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love to have my head scratched.

[Tom Griswold]

See if that was. Autumn requested a little bit of kitty conversation.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

If Biscuit and Gravy would be a cartoon, there would be a movie in two years. Gravy, he said, no crunchers right now.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is pews. Absolute be.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog always threatens to call the aspca.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they, they, they then gets

[Tom Griswold]

him on the phone and goes, I've never been fed, ever.

[Christy Lee]

I threatened to call the child protective services on my dad one time and he handed me the phone and I forget what miles. Parenting thing he even did. It was nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian, actor Bob Odenkirk, also comedian Al Jackson. Sports coming up and some sports right Now, I did a little homework yesterday because I've been, I've been kind of alluding to this. I just checked. What is the average typical American home worth with respect to how much it was worth, say five years ago? Over the past five years, home values in the United States up roughly 40 to 50%. In the past 10 years, up roughly 75 to 100% depending on the metric used in the market. And these are just average, average numbers. But the point is, if you've owned your house for 10 years, it's probably worth a lot more than you paid for it even five years ago. That's where American Financing comes in because they're America's home for home loans and they've got an idea for you. You don't have to sell your house to take advantage of the fact that most likely it's worth a lot more than you paid for it. You can take advantage of that equity by refinancing the house, get some of that cash, do with what you want, pay off those high interest credit cards or maybe, I don't know, build a new deck, fix up the kitchen. It's your money and you could grab that money if you do a refi. Depends on your situation, obviously. But the folks at American Financing know high pressure. You can give them a call and they'll walk you through how this works. And they're saying right now, their average, I got it right here, 800 bucks a month is the average savings right now that they're knocking off those mortgage payments. And they also have a special program for a limited time that might be able to delay two mortgage payments for you. Obviously all of this depends on your particular situation. But if you own your home, it's certainly worth looking into if you need some cash. Right now, American Financing, America's home for home loans, you can reach them at 866-889-2611. Easier to remember this American financing.net and do me a favor, put slash Bob and Thomas, they know that we sent you. Once again, this might suit you. Certainly worth a try. In about 10 minutes they can give you a yes or a no. And they have a bunch of folks that are working there that are on salaries. So they're not going to give you any pressure to do anything. Once Again, it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the five started 6.327%. For well qualified borrowers, call 866-888-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net BobandTom Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at this. We were talking about bench seats on automobiles and apparently this new Scout, I guess the company Volkswagen apparently purchased the rights to International Harvesters Scout. They're going to be building them. Where'd you say? South Carolina?

[Jess Hooker]

Columbia, South Carolina. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know a friend of mine has a. He put down a hundred dollar deposit on one. I guess he gets an update every month from the.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they have any idea when they'll roll off the product?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess a year or so. But they're making both a truck. Truck and a, and an SUV and a kind of an SUV and the truck. One of them has like a, like your car has the. What do you call it, the hybrid.

[Jess Hooker]

Hybrid.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, it looks kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Did he go for the truck?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he went for the, the suv.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see. And one of my neighbors has a classic Scout.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Roll bar and just beautiful.

[Jess Hooker]

I remember the orange and white ones from the late 70s, the Dreamsicle.

[Christy Lee]

Sort of.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's ironic or that's not the right word. Help me here, Josh. That a bench seat is on my bucket list. Is that irony?

[Christy Lee]

I think that would be considered.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just stupid. I'm not sure what that is. But yeah, I love to have on a bench seat.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did, too.

[Tom Griswold]

But pretty much. Pretty much all of them have the, they call it, what is it, the console.

[Jess Hooker]

They have the bucket, which is also nice.

[Christy Lee]

But it makes sense.

[Jess Hooker]

They call them captain's chairs, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the captain's chairs are the things that I had in the back of my Suburban, right, where you've got two chairs instead of a bench. And the beauty of that is then the kids can walk through to the third. Otherwise they would have to climb over the seat and the seat would always be full of mud to get to the rear back seat.

[Christy Lee]

And when you sit in, you can always go, Ride, Captain.

[Tom Griswold]

Ride upon my mystery ship, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

My mystery ship.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's a good one. Let's see now. Oh, Pat Godwin, we talked about Doing a song over there now. We've been talking about pizza. We've been talking about beer.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we gotta have a beer song then, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You got one?

[Pat Godwin]

I do. My uncle Jack fell from his ladder Drunk as the skunk at his work one day Broke his back, bruised his bladder Switched to beer, now he's okay Senator Tooth Flynn was totally smashed Picked up a hooker on the street one day the cops gave chase he swerved and crashed Switched to bear, now he's okay how do you get your head to clear? Switch the beer, I won't have to go to AA Switch to beer, you'll be okay it's the Irish way

[Bob Odenkirk]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

I like this new part.

[Pat Godwin]

Some tart Brooklyn heart and set me free so I drank straight gin for a year One day woke up in a rehab facility cheese. Switched up here, now I'm okay Father McFeely said a sorry mass three sheets to the wind at his church one day Pinch the Al boy on the ass he didn't switch the beer, he just moved away oh, party on and have no fear Swish the beer, switch the beer Stay away from the hard stuff Switch the beer, it's strong enough how do you get your hand declared?

[Tom Griswold]

Switch the be.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have to go to a switched up here. You'll be okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Patty G. It's a classic song. Classic song. Yeah. I had a friend of mine who went through the whole rehab program. Very expensive. I went to the hospital and all that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I saw him like a month later. He said, it's just all. As long as I just drink wine, I'm okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man. Yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it doesn't really.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't quite take.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, didn't. Now we have a little sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

Sports last night. That's right. The MVP was more MVP ish last night. That's Shea Gilous Alexander in Oklahoma City. Alex Crusoe had 17. Alex Crusoe is the guy that wears a headband. The tall white guy. It looks like he plays at the Y. He's very good. And Shay Gil Alexander.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my name too.

[Chick McGee]

They beat the spurs last night. Thunder 122, 113. Even that series after at a game of peace.

[Tom Griswold]

You get that reference, Josh John Jacob

[Christy Lee]

Jinglehammer Schmidt, you know, sure grew up with that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently no one else has ever heard it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we heard it. No, no, we heard it. Carter Bryant is a rookie on the San Antonio spurs bench. He didn't play much last night, but like the second Quarter, third quarter, he had to use the bathroom, so he got up from the bench and went into the regular bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

There would be a back door, so they could go backstage, back to the locker room, but there's Carter running around in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to go to the

[Tom Griswold]

bathroom, but the other guy in there just. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. How you doing? Well, but, Tom, this is Oklahoma City, so if it was San Antonio, he'd probably, you know. Biggie.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's six. Six, Pat. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. The other guy in there does acknowledge that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Look what just happened.

[Chick McGee]

San Antonio spurs rookie Carter Bryant seen using the public restroom at Paycom center in the middle of game two.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank God he washed his hands. Can you imagine if he hadn't?

[Tom Griswold]

When you got to go, you got to go, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing worse, right?

[Christy Lee]

And, nope, there's zero pride there. You just do it right. Right for it. Good on him.

[Chick McGee]

Cavs in the Knicks tonight, game two.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at my girls lacrosse games over the weekend. It was this big tournament, and maybe I'm. I know I'm the least observant human being in the earth, but that's true. They had the Portalettes, but they had. Half of them were pink.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's a company that owns them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought that was great, though. So, like, the ladies and then the gents, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, why not?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, I guess they could do that. But I do know there's a company that is. That's the name of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they were half pink and half. Okay, so it's very, very nice. What's the. What's the clothing brand that does all their stuff? Pink and green.

[Chick McGee]

What do. What are you thinking of?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, Juicy.

[Chick McGee]

What are you trying to do?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Florida brands.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's some brand, but everything's pink and green.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's called pink, isn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that. Well, there is a pink.

[Chick McGee]

That's Victoria.

[Jess Hooker]

Victoria's Secret.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Jess Hooker]

He's thinking. Oh, it'll come to me. Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

WNBA last night fever beat Portland 90 to 73. Dallas and Connecticut also winning. And Aaron Rodgers says that this upcoming season in the NFL, his 22nd, will be his final one.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The Steelers.

[Jess Hooker]

He says that every year.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he'll still change it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's on. Did you see the press conference? He's up there with the guys from KISS and the guys from the who saying they've done their final tours.

[Chick McGee]

Sailors, quarterback and the. Don't Forget the Eagles Steelers quarterback. This is it. When asked Wednesday if he'll retire at the end of 26 season instead of doing a standard. Well, I have to think about it this season.

[Christy Lee]

You like Huey Lewis in the news. This is it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't care for that song. I love Huey Lewis.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I love his voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Chick McGee]

There's a song called Is It Me? Off the first album. Not. It's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pink and green.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't make the toilets, though.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's important to clarify and have every year.

[Chick McGee]

This isn't the time of the year we talk about it. We talk about fantasy football and the punishments for people who lose. Lose the fantasy football playoffs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they. They think about, well, what do we. Josh lost fantasy football. How do we publicly embarrass.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I got to go to dinner wearing a dress with a mannequin.

[Chick McGee]

We got a new entry. And how to. How to. How to embarrass your. Your fellow fantasy football players.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this poor guy's in a stadium.

[Christy Lee]

It's good.

[Tom Griswold]

In giant letters.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's by himself in the upper deck, way out in center field, let's say,

[Tom Griswold]

huge letters that says I. At fantasy football, the guy looks really sad.

[Chick McGee]

And the. The fantasy football team bought like 20, 30 seats, but as you can see, they didn't have to because the stadium was empty. But what game was this? Trickster. I'm not sure what game that was he attended, but. Yeah, man, that's funny. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's another reason not be involved in fantasy football. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's some pretty good. Pretty good stunts out there. Remember the one guy that got boobs got breast implants for a year.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, come on.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's rough.

[Jess Hooker]

That's taking it a little too far.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there are people that's like.

[Tom Griswold]

There are people that take things a little.

[Chick McGee]

Removing a testicle or something. That's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you rather do, get breast

[Chick McGee]

implants or lose a testicle?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

I'd go, I'd lose a testicle.

[Christy Lee]

You would?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, permanent.

[Christy Lee]

The boobs are just one year.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have it taken out, put in one of those nudicles like they put in dogs.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not doing anything with them anyway, so, you know, take. Take a testicle, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Be a nice conversation piece. Put it in a plexiglass jar, put it on your mantle. What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's one win bets at a bar. I've only got one ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Wap.

[Chick McGee]

Tink.

[Christy Lee]

No reason to call them names.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Ethnic slurs. I think you mean plop it on the bar is what you meant to say.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. I didn't mean to do that.

[Christy Lee]

But we turned it into. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was clearly a Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a sumo wrestling fan?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like the sumo wrestling?

[Tom Griswold]

It's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, in Japan, sumo wrestlers give their autograph to fans as a hand print created with black or red ink. They don't sign anything. They just put their hand on a sheet of paper. That's cool. I like that. And it's called Tagata. And here is a sumo wrestler signing autographs, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

That is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Just slap, ink, ink, slap, ink, slap,

[Chick McGee]

ink, slap, ink, man, Slap. And the only squeaky wheel in this is the guy can't get the pages out of the way fast enough. So he can. Yeah, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's.

[Al Jackson]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so he's not. Not like a meet and greet where you get to talk to him and.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you guys do that if we set that up?

[Bob Odenkirk]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

With one of our. I could hand prints. I could design a poster.

[Jess Hooker]

Would they steal our fingerprints? Ones do. Use them or something.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you care?

[Chick McGee]

You need to. You need to make a poster with whatever you want. But in the center, put a white. A white background.

[Tom Griswold]

And we could each put our handprint.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll work on that for our next poster.

[Christy Lee]

You think I'm not doing my balls? You're wrong. How about.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I could do it for Thanksgiving. Christy and everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Could Joshua.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn their handprint into a turkey?

[Chick McGee]

Would you dip your balls into ink for me?

[Christy Lee]

I do. Christie's got me paranoid now. I do need to look in this finger print thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had an interesting story a couple weeks ago. Security experts said don't hold your hands in a certain position because iPhones or whatever, the cameras are so sophisticated now. They could actually lift your prints off.

[Chick McGee]

I. What?

[Jess Hooker]

Imagine what they would do if you had it.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You weren't here for this. I did not hear this on a post.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's true.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course. Well, but this is my reasoning about all this stuff. It's too late.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They've got our fingerprints. By the time we hear about it, it's done and gone. I'm telling you. Well, they're Listening to us. Yeah, they are. They have been for a decade now. Okay. They've got everything they need, don't you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, they're catching a lot of crooks now because they can tell where they've been. You know, the guy that. I don't want to go to any specifics. You know the one I'm talking about. And their lawyers are trying to get that thrown out of court. You mean the absolute proof we have? We have to throw that out. Okay. Sorry. But yeah, the fingerprint thing, chick, the story you missed, I got it right here. Cybersecurity experts saying posing with certain hand positions can put you at risk of fingerprint theft.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Saying we had a little trouble deciding how worried we should be about this safe at home.

[Chick McGee]

That opens. There's no. Yeah, I can't. You can't make a charge unless you give them a fingerprint or credit. It's really not used.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I hallucinating or wasn't there a thing at Disney World where to get in? You put your thumbprint.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's your index?

[Chick McGee]

No, your computers and laptops, which you.

[Christy Lee]

My laptop does it, but I didn't love it. Disney Worlds. I was a little like, what is this about? Just. You guys know me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, when you go to the airport, they're taking your picture. I don't have that either. You know, that's going to a fight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's a version of all those airport pictures of hot chicks. You know, there's some guy in some office somewhere. Oh, look at this baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, I sure hope not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, there is. That's how Facebook started, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it was a terrific site to judge the beauty of women.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't it called, like, Hot or Not in the beginning, before they named Reef.

[Christy Lee]

I forget. But a woman was essentially. Wasn't it a rating scale?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thumbs up or thumbs down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so, but. So anyway, back to your story. The sumo wrestlers, instead of signing to a hand. That's kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

Handprint. A Tagata. He wasn't a very big sumo wrestler, but he's know.

[Christy Lee]

He seemed short.

[Chick McGee]

He seemed popular.

[Pat Godwin]

Are those guys genetically big, or are they raised to be big? Are they forced?

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they feed.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They go to camps. This is true. And they feed them several times a day. And they have tenders because they get so fat they can't wipe their own butts.

[Chick McGee]

Here we Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken tenders in the. No, no. I don't know what they eat to get that fat.

[Jess Hooker]

But yeah, I have a girlfriend that. Her parents were just in Japan and they were at a sumo wrestling match and they were sending her videos live. And the one guy kept. When he'd get out of the. You know, they push each other out of the ring or whatever. He kept it like the ultimate wedgie, if you see what they wear.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And he kept pulling it out of his butt crack. That was so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a cultural thing, you know, they spray. Doesn't work for me. I don't think American sumo is going to take off.

[Jess Hooker]

Are there sumo clubs?

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it. Remember the famous scene in Mad Men where the. The guy pitches that. We're going to bring high lie. It's going to be the next big thing. And I don't think sumo would take off. But then, who knows?

[Christy Lee]

People have fun in those fake suits. That's. That took off for a little bit. You guys rent those.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, that is fun.

[Chick McGee]

NHL playoffs Last night, Vegas opened the Western Conference final. Holding off Colorado Avalanche 42 in Denver. Montreal Canadiens Tom at Carolina. Game 1 in the east tonight at 8 o'.

[Tom Griswold]

Clock.

[Chick McGee]

The Big Ten is pushing to expand the college.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. The Big Ten is pushing to expand the College Football playoff. Oh, the 2014.

[Tom Griswold]

How many teams are in the Big Ten now?

[Chick McGee]

What is 17? 19.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes sense, but the question is,

[Chick McGee]

who will televise it? Fox supports the idea, but concerns remained about how much networks will pay for games involving less popular teams. You can go to the ESPN deal that was just signed for the current College Football playoff. They paid 7.8 billion over six seasons for those rights. Southeastern Conference wants a 1616 team playoff. Big Ten has support for the 24 teams playoff from the Atlantic.

[Jess Hooker]

There are 18 members in the Big Ten.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense. The Aaron Rodgers thing. I think it's cool. I hope he.

[Jess Hooker]

I think didn't his wife talk him into at least.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's keeping very quiet about who his wife is. I get. I get all that. That all makes sense to me. He's an interesting guy. He'll probably have a podcast next year brought to you by what is called Ayahuasca Juice or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man. Can you imagine if they started making Ayahuasca Juice?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Available at any store.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be very popular, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You think he'll go on Dancing with the Stars?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't, Aaron. No.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet he you would never hear from him again.

[Chick McGee]

I hope that's the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

The guy's a great last eight years and I'm thinking it might be 10. He has played.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, I don't know what I'm going to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he does.

[Chick McGee]

One Super Bowl. One.

[Tom Griswold]

And he won.

[Chick McGee]

No, he won.

[Tom Griswold]

But still, that has more Super Bowls

[Chick McGee]

than I would one. You understand why that argument is invalid? Of course. It's more than I want. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all about the pitch.

[Chick McGee]

I do want to know about Aaron

[Tom Griswold]

Rogers and the confidence of my delivery.

[Chick McGee]

No. Have you watched the documentary about him on net Netflix? I kind of like it more than I did, but that's not much.

[Tom Griswold]

Aaron Rodgers. My podcast brought to you by Aaron's Frog Piss for back pain and minor hallucinations.

[Chick McGee]

Would you think you go with frog piss?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what it's from?

[Jess Hooker]

Ayahuasca.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that from kissing toads or something?

[Pat Godwin]

That's another thing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm thinking different thing. I'm thinking it's a cactus.

[Christy Lee]

I believe it is, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's some kind of plant.

[Tom Griswold]

See, ayahuasca to me sounds like a summer camp. Hey, you went to Camp Ayahuasca.

[Chick McGee]

But arguably everything like that sounds like a summer camp to you.

[Tom Griswold]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to Camp Hay Winter. You did. Central Lake Michigan. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Jess Hooker]

Tomorrow morning is knocking. Stock your fridge now. How about a creamy mocha Frappuccino drink? Or a sweet vanilla smooth caramel made in or white chocolate mocha? Whichever you choose. Delicious coffee awaits. Find Starbucks Frappuccino drinks wherever you buy your groceries.

[Tom Griswold]

Something stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold and I have a question about radio. Coming up, there's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

We don't know anything about that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but you guys are the only ones here.

[Tom Griswold]

You're asking. You're asking the wrong people.

[Christy Lee]

When I was a kid, my grandparents would listen to a very grandparentsy radio station. Ah, your Perry Comos and your Bing Crosby and all that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful music.

[Christy Lee]

That's what that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Called Now Beautiful Music was no vocals.

[Jess Hooker]

Easy listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and I. Bob and I worked at a beautiful music station. And it was like the hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Holly Ridge Strings. It was all that was the. They called it beautiful music in the. In the radio trade.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And easy listening was something you would hear at a dentist's office. And occasionally they would play like Lionel Richie and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

You light up my life. Debbie Boone.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. But nothing. This was strictly like nothing over 60. 1965 kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

But what I've. I always wanted to do a beautiful music version of totally inappropriate songs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Like me so horny type.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hollywood Strings doing Lou Reed, I Want to be Black and. And heroin.

[Chick McGee]

Because everyone would want to hear that, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Because they wanted to hear it when Lou did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Come on and feel the noise. You don't. You don't know that song by Lou Reed.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know. You know that no one heard it when no one wanted to hear it when Lou did it.

[Tom Griswold]

How dare you.

[Chick McGee]

Tell you the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how about this? Oh, here's a more well known one. Take a walk in the Wild side.

[Chick McGee]

As sure as I'm sitting here. That exists by.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Already does like really inappropriate stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you have a question or were you just asking if that was a format?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. I never knew the name of the format.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be easy listening. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. So that was still considered easily easy.

[Tom Griswold]

And they used to in Billboard they would have the various formats would be titled and there'd be a. A list of the top ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we talked about this recently and I'm. This sounds. I'm not making this up. When they had the first. What is now known as the country music chart.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And getting. These days, by the way, distinguishing between country music and rock is impossible anyway. There's no point in doing it. But the chart was called Hillbilly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? It was called Hillbilly.

[Chick McGee]

Hillbilly Music.

[Christy Lee]

And also in terrestrial radio. Are those stations still out there?

[Jess Hooker]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

Very few.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they'll. They'll play Perry Como.

[Jess Hooker]

Well down in Florida I think they do.

[Christy Lee]

So where the demographic might. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And also I always kind of liked it. And also Muzak. Isn't that gone?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's still around.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. Okay. Because.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I can tell you off the air how I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There's a John Lennon song. Remember that? The one about allegedly about McCartney. It's music. Yeah. It's Muzak to my ears. References. Yeah. Muzak was a. The elevator music.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

What it was called Sirius XM has a station called Sinatra. Yeah, very similar to that.

[Christy Lee]

But this would play. I remember I always loved hearing Catch a falling star.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it in your pocket.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And the one that always got me. And this was probably the most modern song that they played on my grandparents station was Cherish by the Association.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And that's still. I love that song because it reminds me of being in the backseat of my grandparents.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the Association. My favorite song, Enter the Young.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Josh. Everybody say, thanks, Josh. Josh.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I can be blamed.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a great song by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Enter.

[Chick McGee]

I'm responsible. It's got to be the worst thing.

[Christy Lee]

Cherish is way better.

[Chick McGee]

There's no need to. There's no need to play it.

[Pat Godwin]

And so Wendy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Wendy's way better known to.

[Tom Griswold]

Enter the Young is about young people.

[Chick McGee]

Please stop. Please just.

[Tom Griswold]

Enter the Young. He's got his own cool island.

[Chick McGee]

That's the Epstein Drive.

[Christy Lee]

You can take his jet plane there.

[Tom Griswold]

The association, they still show hi to the bills. They still show up at those oldies concerts, don't they?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. They got. One or two of those guys are still alive.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Because you and I almost went.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because we.

[Christy Lee]

And we even looked up the set list. I don't know if you remember it. Enter the Young was one of the five songs they were going to play.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they were playing the state fair. I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That was never on the radio, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

I've only heard that here.

[Jess Hooker]

They're on The Happy Tour. 20, 26.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy Together.

[Jess Hooker]

It just says the Happy Tour. I don't know if it's.

[Chick McGee]

Flo and Eddie both finally died. Right. Or that. Quite a while ago. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it Jules Alexander, Bruce Picktor and Paul Holland. Are they all in the association?

[Tom Griswold]

They've probably had 300 members since they started.

[Chick McGee]

You don't. I don't think those three are doing any signings anywhere I can tell you.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're playing on Saturday at the Biloxi Mississippi Casino. The IP Casino Resort.

[Christy Lee]

We gotta go.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Wish I could make it. I'm busy this week. Got the Indy 500 coming dice special edition of the Bob and Tom show coming up tomorrow. Some of us will be here, some will be there. We'll find out what we're talking about a little bit later. Coming up today on this show, we're going to talk with Bob Odenkirk. Bob Odenkirk. Really interesting career year.

[Christy Lee]

Just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Improv guy, writer on snl wrote the famous down down to. What is it? Van at the end.

[Pat Godwin]

Down by the river.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a Bob. And then of course he got famous as a actor on better call Saul, etc. Etc. And he's. And he's now kind of a badass guy in. In the movies.

[Christy Lee]

Almost a Liam Neeson esque shift.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got to be in his 60s, but he's now he's in super, super shape and good for him. Yeah, very nice guy too.

[Jess Hooker]

I have great news for you too. August 19th. All right. You can see him.

[Tom Griswold]

The Association.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep. God.

[Tom Griswold]

Facing under the young. Josh and I are going to stand up wearing Jeffrey Epstein T shirts.

[Chick McGee]

I say we get a countdown going on the back.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll say Epstein got a bad rap. He was murdered by you Keep yelling.

[Pat Godwin]

Enter the young.

[Christy Lee]

Enter the young.

[Chick McGee]

Young.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they the ones that do a long came Mary?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst lyrics ever written get. The lyrics to that song make no sense.

[Chick McGee]

They have that jumbled part.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I think that I'm the

[Chick McGee]

only one who's lonely someone calls on me.

[Christy Lee]

It's like three songs where the lyrics

[Tom Griswold]

crammed into two lines but a great, great melody.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And then along comes Mary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay, we don't need you to sing the association.

[Jess Hooker]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. It sounds something like this.

[Chick McGee]

Please stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Great bass.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice intro.

[Christy Lee]

It is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this one, Christine?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hand clap.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's me clapping.

[Christy Lee]

One of the clappers.

[Tom Griswold]

He's first call.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I think that I'm the

[Tom Griswold]

only one who's lonely Someone calls on me.

[Jess Hooker]

Every now and then I spend my

[Chick McGee]

time at climbing bridge. Man, this stinks on ice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the sec. Every time I Something ice.

[Jess Hooker]

And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse and curse those faults in me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, totally unintelligible. You must be very self interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you going to play the chorus then?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want it? Well, along comes Mary's quite often she

[Christy Lee]

helps loosen his brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here we go.

[Ace Cosby]

And then along comes Mary and the.

[Tom Griswold]

And the underground music meaning of that was along comes Mary Jane.

[Christy Lee]

You are adding that this is your

[Tom Griswold]

reefer, Josh, as you like to call it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, is it just me or does this feel like a wasted break?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, are you kidding, Josh? Did I get to go see the association this summer?

[Jess Hooker]

Don't you want to join them, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can probably join the band at this point. If you're upright, no one knows you don't have congestive heart failure.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, you got to go with us. I'll go because we got three T shirts. Enter the young.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, that would it be that

[Pat Godwin]

way we can get in.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be better to suddenly have a picture of Epstein in the back of it?

[Jess Hooker]

Man, these lyrics are bad. And when the morning of the warmings passed the gas and flaccid kids are flung across the stars.

[Chick McGee]

It's about farting in there somewhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Psychodrama. And the trauma's go. Yeah, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

They're high on the reefer. That's how you're right when you're stoned. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. Hey, right there. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And we have a world record coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

But I want first of all, Josh and I are excited about going to see him. A lot of. Of different concerts this summer. Now we found out the association is touring.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes. So must see.

[Tom Griswold]

Those guys are probably all in their 80s.

[Jess Hooker]

They have to be. Right.

[Christy Lee]

They still got it.

[Pat Godwin]

Special van they drive around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they have a. As a cover they've ever seen their cover band.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Hoa.

[Chick McGee]

To say they still have it is really. They still have that magic and quotes that they used to have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably a bunch of new guys.

[Christy Lee]

The spark is still there. Brighter than ever, some people say.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. But you have a world record for us,

[Chick McGee]

stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to. I'm, I'm, I'm sharing this one under protest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Because this is really silly.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you say?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, it's very dumb. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid world record. A British athlete has broken the Guinness World Record for the longest scarf knitted while running a marathon. This is silly way. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He ran the London marathon. Simon Fannin managed to knit a scarf measuring 18ft, 3 inches. Roughly the same size as an adult male giraffe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad they had that.

[Chick McGee]

Whose necks are too long?

[Jess Hooker]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

Even though he was knitting, Fanning finished the marathon 5 hours, 48 minutes and 8 seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

How did he not trip on his scarf?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the people next to him running around? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wrapped it around his neck.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There he goes.

[Jess Hooker]

There it is. Ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Simon Sim Fannin.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like the beginning of a poem.

[Chick McGee]

There once was a lad named Fannin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Simon was his first name.

[Tom Griswold]

He's ash. Never mind. Oh, Breaking. And you can put your game. Put a few words and get the word canon. You see? Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

He's a former Royal Marine. Said he took on a challenge to promote men knitting.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

And to raise money for charity.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a handsome cuss.

[Christy Lee]

He is. He's not the twit that his name suggests.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Simon?

[Josh Arnold]

I would with Agree. Agree.

[Chick McGee]

You just sit there and make a mud pie. Simon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The London Marathon's famous for stunts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They always have. It'll be the.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

They always have things like the largest emoji to run the London Marathon.

[Jess Hooker]

Why do they do that, you think? Get more attention?

[Chick McGee]

I think they had a caterpillar this year. Four guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They. That's okay. Here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

That was ours.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the others in the event included the fastest marathon dressed as a male cheerleader. The fastest marathon dressed as an emoji.

[Christy Lee]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

And all these are records and quotes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The fastest marathon run in Crocs, by the way. 331. 39.

[Jess Hooker]

That's pretty fast in crocs. Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they all you. You'll see costumes and it's quite an event.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite fun. Yeah. That's got to be hard to knit. And because those things are sharp, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like running with scissors. You slip the wrong way, you're gonna

[Jess Hooker]

poke your eye out just like mom said.

[Tom Griswold]

Or skewer your heart. What a way to go. The guy trips on it. Crips on. Trips on some cobblestones and. Oh, it's a knitting needle right there in the old aorta. What a way to go. I guess. I guess they could seal the wound with a scarf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A good story, though. It'd be quite a yarn barn.

[Tom Griswold]

And you didn't want to keep going.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I still don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that joke was so.

[Pat Godwin]

So, so, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Sew chick.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know what to do with this new information.

[Christy Lee]

I think we should stop. Let's just wave the subject where. Okay, we have the subject where it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, weave it. Oh, weave it.

[Bob Odenkirk]

There we.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. I didn't hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Let's go over to the news desk, shall we? Christy Lee is over there. What do you got?

[Jess Hooker]

Seagull pooped on King Charles during his recent visit to Northern Ireland. Ge Heathcliff the bird dropped the surprise from above, hitting the king's suit jacket and splattering others around him, including members of the press. Irene Martin, who met the monarch soon after, told the Associated Press the king took the incident and stride, joking it's. Well, it didn't land on my head. And there's also a wives tale that

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised didn't hit him in the ear.

[Jess Hooker]

It's good luck if you get pooped on by a seagull. Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would rather not have the luck.

[Tom Griswold]

And he is Charles the turkey third.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true. He is Charles iii.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the third.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You just won't stop. Won't stop, can't stop.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a lot of nerve, doesn't he? The gall it took to tell that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Why do you play alone?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You think I'm not involved and then I'm even worse.

[Chick McGee]

I've noticed that

[Jess Hooker]

Jules Alexander and Jim Yester are these last two surviving members that are still touring with the association. All right, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

We can't wait to see Jules and Jim.

[Chick McGee]

They're 111 and 110.

[Tom Griswold]

Jules and Jim, a famous Truffaut movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I know I'm gonna make everybody mad, but I wasn't listening earlier. Who is the Association?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going.

[Christy Lee]

Well, an oldies band.

[Tom Griswold]

60s band.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What was their hit?

[Christy Lee]

Everyone knows It's Windy Cherish.

[Chick McGee]

Along comes Cher. Well, play them now. Why don't you play them now? You didn't play them.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this, this was a huge hit, this one. There's plenty of time to intro here.

[Chick McGee]

As fresh as today's headlines is that harpsichord.

[Jess Hooker]

Jim Destor is 86.

[Chick McGee]

They do this a lot in concert. They go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the hook here.

[Chick McGee]

Something about.

[Tom Griswold]

Something about pickles. The thing was, this was late 60s and it was supposed to be a marijuana thing. I don't buy that, Mary.

[Christy Lee]

He's bringing that to the story.

[Jess Hooker]

Right? Don't listen.

[Christy Lee]

Clearly about a girl.

[Jess Hooker]

Jules is 82. 2 years old. So this is definitely the 82 and 86.

[Tom Griswold]

There were a bunch of us songs that may or may not have been about marijuana. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Cherish isn't about marijuana. Wendy isn't about marijuana.

[Chick McGee]

Wendy. Yeah. Blow smoke. You know, Windy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is my favorite. This is a tune. Well, you'll hear it.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a lesser hit, unfortunately, but it's on their greatest hits album. Yeah. Enter the Young,

[Christy Lee]

essentially saying, usher in the new generation.

[Jess Hooker]

I had never heard that song before. Just saying.

[Christy Lee]

But you can imagine why Tom might enjoy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they apparently play that in their live set.

[Chick McGee]

So Josh can be.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna go wearing Epstein T shirts. Stand up and cheer. It's our fault. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's your fault for talking about it every day.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just bringing. We're bringing awareness, fairness to the people.

[Christy Lee]

Enter the young, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

It's probably not a good time to do this sexy priest story, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

There's never a bad time.

[Jess Hooker]

The star of the so called sexy Priest calendar is not actually a priest did anything.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

The calendar, not affiliated with Vatican, by the way, features black and white portraits of young handsome men.

[Chick McGee]

And some.

[Jess Hooker]

Some are priestly attires. They say they are.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And has been a perennial Rome souvenir for the last decades. Giovanni Galazia has been on the COVID for the so called sexy Priest calendar for many of the last 23 editions, but he has never set foot in a seminary. The photo shoot he did when he was 17 did not affect his life

[Christy Lee]

in Italy until a recent story in

[Jess Hooker]

the Rome daily La Republica this week that revealed the sexy Priest calendar could be more accurately called the fake Priest Calendar. Drawing nationwide attention, the photographer Piero Pazi told the Associated Press at least one third of those pictured, though, were priests.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That he provided no details. And of course, the Vatican made no comment.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, with one third real priests.

[Chick McGee]

I saw one of those. I never seen it in person before. Priests, they wear skirts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

Pants.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a monk attire.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And he had his backpack on walking through the Dallas airport. Oh, that's what.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a monk, though.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was like he has. It looks like Priest Nehru jacket from the waist up, but then it's a skirt. Yeah. Instead of pants. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It has a name.

[Tom Griswold]

What religious denomination?

[Chick McGee]

It's Roman Catholic. Somehow I'm real certain. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were a collar.

[Chick McGee]

And I've seen it in the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

A skirt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You see it more in the movies.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the movies that we liked. That was about the Conclave.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wonder if it's what you your like title is it must, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All I know is he's smiling. Smiling. Walking through the airport. He seemed very happy.

[Jess Hooker]

How long was it?

[Chick McGee]

Did it almost.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, did it come to. It didn't come to his ankles.

[Chick McGee]

Did it close?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's a cassock. Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Yeah, you know, like a foot stool. A cassock.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a Russian soldier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a Cossack clergy in the

[Jess Hooker]

Catholic Eastern Orthodox angelican and some Lutheran and Presbyterian denominations will wear them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you said that that was called The Sexy Ghosted Mr. Chicken. The Sexy priest calendar. Do they do it for other religions?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. What do you mean? Sexy Buddhas? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

The sexy rabbi calendar. Oh, maybe they have that whole special circumcision edition.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a whole show about a sexy rabbi. So I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

What's that show? It's right. Yeah, hopefully it's called sexy.

[Jess Hooker]

Nobody wants this. Is that what it's called with Kristen know It's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a, I mean I, I, is there a sexy nun calendar from the same company?

[Jess Hooker]

I, I do not purchase Rome souvenirs when I've been there.

[Christy Lee]

So I don't know, some of them get quite tacky.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are very tacky.

[Chick McGee]

Tackier the better.

[Tom Griswold]

And this, I mean from the get go, this is tacky.

[Christy Lee]

Can you get like Pope on a rope?

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Can't you get unbelievable?

[Chick McGee]

Can't you get punching popes? Maybe a little doll on stick you?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I, I subscribe to a papal mag magazine.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a weekly. Different, different. The newspaper, it's, it's like Oprah. She's in the COVID every month. Same thing, hopes in the COVID every month. Hey, step aside. For God's sake. Give April to somebody else now, Christy, would you? So you don't have the sexy priest gallon?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever met.

[Jess Hooker]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's cute and he looks 17,

[Josh Arnold]

but yeah, none of them are. Maybe a couple are sexy, but I would say that's. Those are, those are young, very young.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're just handsome guys. And they're not posed provocatively.

[Jess Hooker]

They're in their priestly attire.

[Christy Lee]

It's fairly tasteful.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's really tasteless.

[Christy Lee]

It's not really tasteless at all. No.

[Tom Griswold]

But the way it's presented as the sexy priest gallon, I mean I get

[Chick McGee]

that, but not hold the Bible in front of their junk.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean that's, that Would be bad, right? Oh, you mean like the sexy firefighters where they kind of out got the hose? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think this one's our hoses hanging out? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much. Well, now it's time to check in with Mr. McGee across the way.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Chicken McGee. The pop up store is popped back [e-mail] Check it out. We got a bunch of cool stuff on there, including some new headwear, T shirts, et cetera, et cetera. Once again, it's at Bob and Tom Dotcom, the Pop up Shop special edition of our show, by the way, coming on Sunday. Details are posted on our website. That'll be a show in honor of the 110th running of the Indy 500. Also coming up today, an interview with Bob Odenkirk and comedian Al Jackson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the News Des. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Enter the young.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, you like it, right?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace conference. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Tom Top.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Tommy had an exciting day in sports.

[Christy Lee]

Tommy, can you hear me?

[Chick McGee]

Exciting day in sports.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's some great basketball action going on, huh? NBA player taking a pee in the men's room during the game.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Getting up from the bench, going into the public restroom.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Christy Lee]

That's a man who knows what he's got to do and does it.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's got to be the closest one, I would assume. Right. Is that why he went there?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Although.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the cutoff point? This occurred to me recently at a major sporting event in the men's room. And I've seen it where ladies will walk in. It makes, you know, I get it, it's crowded.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this guy was walking in, in tow was like a 10 year old girl.

[Chick McGee]

Girl.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. You find a family bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

Very awkward. Or I've, I've. I've seen dads just cover their daughter's eyes like stand there when they have to go in, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean there's really not much to see. It's not like.

[Christy Lee]

No, but yeah. Seems a little old.

[Josh Arnold]

That's old. She can stand outside, there's sex happening everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that don't.

[Christy Lee]

I did break out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. Not the issue. I. Never mind.

[Jess Hooker]

I've offered to help a single dad with his daughter to go to the restroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there proper legislation so that there are no enough ladies units at these large stadiums?

[Christy Lee]

Must be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. The new ones are. It's pretty nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. The event that I went to there was a huge line for the ladies room and you're the 80 year old theater. No, no, no. I went to one at a brand new stadium.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

If it was Morgan Wallen, that's 90% chance women.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's. That's. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what it was?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for sure.

[Chick McGee]

You like a girl band loves a girl.

[Christy Lee]

Girl band.

[Chick McGee]

He loves the girl. The girls love Morgan.

[Christy Lee]

I like a girl

[Tom Griswold]

me one.

[Jess Hooker]

Name one more song.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, that's my other favorite. Could we move on here? I don't know why you brought this up. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian and actor Bob Odenkirk and comedian Al Jackson. Christy Lee, what have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

New research shows if you have trouble while you're working out, you might start swearing. It'll boost your performance. In a pair of experiments, participants were asked to perform chair push ups while repeating a swear word of their choice

[Tom Griswold]

or a neutral fna.

[Chick McGee]

What is a chair push up? Well, like here on the arm.

[Christy Lee]

Elevated push up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Not only were chair push up hold times longer for swearing participants, but they also reported feeling greater positive emotions, more freedom from constraints, as well as increased increased psychological flow.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had a whole bunch of these different stories like this where they've tested this and it's. They're done with a scientific method. This is real.

[Christy Lee]

I, but, but don't you think you could say any word in that way and it would be fine?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, I'm gonna test this because when I have my tattoo removal, I always tell the technician there's gonna be a portion. You get to. And I'm going to curse. It's gonna be REM rough.

[Christy Lee]

And it's usually if you say French

[Josh Arnold]

bread or whatever, I'm going to try

[Christy Lee]

that next time, see if it's as effective.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll probably laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, but they've done these where they've issued them words, they can say, okay, this the real curse.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes sense.

[Jess Hooker]

A highly focused and enjoyable state in which a person becomes fully absorbed in an activity that is challenging but manageable is called a psychological flow. Researchers have findings suggest swearing may represent a low cost, widely accessible psychological intervention to help you not hold back while peak performance is needed.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are also times. For example, I have a roller coaster Tourette's.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Where you really can't help it.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I ever noticed or read the articles about when they have those black box tapes of planes crashing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Invariably the last.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm guessing your roller coaster tourette's game. It's embarrassing though. I remember the last time you rode with Delroy Lindo and Michael Jordan. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It was unfortunate. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Duncan is releasing its 48 ounce, 48 ounce coffee buckets nationwide for one day only. A massive coffee bucket went viral back in February after the chain tested the offering in New England. I think we talked about that.

[Christy Lee]

And when you say coffee bucket, you can't stop with the F and then start with the ucket.

[Tom Griswold]

It's coffee.

[Chick McGee]

But it does. She does seem more relaxed now that she said exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Now. Duncan announced that a very limited number of the 48 ounce coffee buckets will be available May 22nd. That would be tomorrow. Only 25 collectible pails priced at $12.99 each will be stocked at participating locations around the country.

[Christy Lee]

Reasonable price.

[Jess Hooker]

Dunkin hasn't yet publicly disclosed the caffeine content of this limited edition bucket, but Food and Wine estimates 48 ounces of Dunkin Iced Coffee could exceed 550ml milligrams of caffeine. That's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but yeah, it's like anything else.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

If you have 10 of something, it's going to be 10 times the caffeine.

[Jess Hooker]

400 milligrams is the safe upper limit according to the government. 400.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is handy though. I mean, right?

[Christy Lee]

This isn't for like a office meeting.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's for a person.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a spigot on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have it. They stab a straw through the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

They serve alcohol like this places too, where you have a handle and a straw.

[Chick McGee]

How many ounces was it, Chris?

[Jess Hooker]

48.

[Christy Lee]

So it's reasonable for one person to drink that bucket?

[Jess Hooker]

That's kind of a misnomer. It is, it's. Well, here it is. Can you see? There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's. So it's like a restaurant takeaway, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

48 ounces.

[Tom Griswold]

That will not fit soup in there. Yeah, that will not fit in your cup holder.

[Josh Arnold]

No, know.

[Chick McGee]

And it's not as big as a Big Gulp, right? Is it a big gulp? Like 60 ounces, 62 ounces.

[Christy Lee]

They had. One of the Big Gulps was massive. It was larger than the human stomach.

[Chick McGee]

Like Mega.

[Josh Arnold]

SK has one in his office.

[Christy Lee]

He does, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's handy if you start barfing, you can see.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a bucket.

[Tom Griswold]

They figured right in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they describe it as a bucket. That's just not right.

[Jess Hooker]

The 64 ounce double gulp there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Double Gulp is an orange juice container.

[Chick McGee]

It's dwarfing these.

[Jess Hooker]

Big gulp is 32 ounces.

[Tom Griswold]

To go back one story.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

About cursing and we've had, as I said, we've had a bunch of different cursing scientists studies. Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'll curse at you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. That's very nice. I appreciate that ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you feel good?

[Tom Griswold]

What is your go to?

[Christy Lee]

My go to? That's. I, I don't, I don't think I have. Have one.

[Chick McGee]

Go to. For what? In what?

[Jess Hooker]

What in what context?

[Josh Arnold]

Like happy or anger or frustration.

[Tom Griswold]

GD is my main go to.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the worst one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm getting out of. I've gotten away from that.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't help myself.

[Chick McGee]

I think that you Got to go old school. You got to go classic.

[Jess Hooker]

I gotta go the F word.

[Chick McGee]

Throw the F out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but don't you have, like, loud as you can, like, different gray grades of where you go?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

S word for this, F word for that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a policy.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have a policy either.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you have a policy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I have an unconscious. I'm not aware of it, but it's there.

[Chick McGee]

I think you do. I know it's there.

[Christy Lee]

I've gotten very fond of some bitch. Yeah, yeah, we'll get that. Some bitch.

[Jess Hooker]

I do something worse, I go, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. That's my thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's bad. Sorry, guys.

[Christy Lee]

I hope you confess.

[Tom Griswold]

Serious, serious purgatory time.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, Ms. Lee. Well, that's one of many, but, yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all have.

[Chick McGee]

Have.

[Tom Griswold]

I unconsciously have a little list of which you cut your finger. What do you say you're slicing? Josh? Let's just say you're slicing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

If I'm slicing something and I cut my finger.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

You know when you're sitting at home slicing those chocolate covered bars of sugar. Oh, and you cut your finger.

[Tom Griswold]

I stopped. I was just. I didn't want to go that way. I was not going to say here, you know what?

[Christy Lee]

Chuck, he did slice it.

[Tom Griswold]

Slicing, slicing, slicing. Hewing off big chunks of butter with a. No, I mean, if you cut your finger, what do you say?

[Chick McGee]

Would chocolate covered butter be like a butter stick?

[Tom Griswold]

Chocolate covered butter, deep fried. It would be absolutely delightful. Deep fried chocolate covered butter. I've had deep fried butter at the state fair. It was awesome. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Like chocolate covered pats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

You could do that.

[Christy Lee]

You could leave them on your pillow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Um, let's see. I don't know that I cuss.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, I would immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Cause a lot of my cusses are jokey. I'll say dang it to heck. When something's. Or I'll say F. I go. I think it's real funny just to

[Josh Arnold]

say F, because I say fuzz a lot instead of F. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At home, not me. I let it rip. Like, see, I was about to put gas in Kelly's car over the weekend. I shut the door. I thought I'd shut it, and it slammed back in me. You can still see it. I was bleeding here and here. Yeah, this is. I put makeup on it. I have this huge brick cruise. But as soon as it happened, I

[Josh Arnold]

went F. Yeah, I go, mother.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll slip out for me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a big one.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't even. And. And the second word doesn't have the, er.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll just say, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we all have our list, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you ask me if I swear?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you swear?

[Pat Godwin]

I swear. Like my daddy and his dad before they swore. I swear, Mother. Effer. When my thumb was sore, man, I swore. For better or worse, I love to curse. I know that George Carlin routine by heart, I swear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat. Well, we'd be remiss if we didn't feature this classic from Sean Mori. Joining us in the studio, professional comedian Sean Mori is here with us. Sean, nice to see you.

[Sean Mori]

I get annoyed by certain things. You know, little things. People who use the word friggin.

[Tom Griswold]

Friggin?

[Sean Mori]

What the hell is that? Make a stand, say the F word. Or say golly gosh darn. What does friggin mean anyway? I'm almost mad enough to cuss.

[Chick McGee]

Don't push me.

[Sean Mori]

I'll say freaking. I don't give a shooby doobie. I heard a funny word the other day. Crepes. I said, for cripes sake, who would that be? Jesus crepes. The son of Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the church of holy moly.

[Sean Mori]

I'm not making fun of it. I don't want to go to heck.

[Tom Griswold]

Bravo.

[Sean Mori]

I believe in Jesus Christ and his mother. Geez Louise. All the disciples. Golly, G willikers. Goody goody gumdrops. G Whiz. Holy cow. Biden guns with patootie. There's too much obscenity.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Al Jackson]

What do you mean?

[Sean Mori]

Now, how about these? These kids you see wearing obscene T shirts out in public, wearing a shirt that says shut up. What's he trying to prove? His mother didn't dress him. Oh, Bobby, wear your Shut up T shirt today. You look so cute now.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, come on.

[Sean Mori]

Where you blow me shirt. I mean, when I was a teenager, we wore T shirts that said make love, not war.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Sean Mori]

Now they say, eat crap and die. I think they're setting their goals high.

[Chick McGee]

Know, I bet it wasn't really crap, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Said something else in that church.

[Sean Mori]

I'm walking with my grandmother, a guy walks by with a T shirt that says, eat me raw. My grandma. I'm really sorry you had to see that. She said, oh, screw him. Wasn't screw either, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Frig. She made a stand. She took a stand. Sean Mori, a guy who was on the Tonight show when he was in his early 20s. Excellent job, Sean. Thank you very much. Now we have. Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Would you wear a T shirt that says eat me raw?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom?

[Christy Lee]

How much. How much would we have to pay you for one just to go to the grocery store wearing that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather wear just a shirt with a picture of Epstein on it.

[Christy Lee]

You would?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. That'd be hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, let's do it. You want to be on the national news? Evidently. Let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Be funny.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

For whom? You.

[Christy Lee]

There are no victims with Eat me

[Pat Godwin]

raw picture of an oyster on you.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not triggering anybody.

[Chick McGee]

And all the other horrible things that happen in connection with that island.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I wasn't there.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you could get away with a T shirt that just has, like, the topographical chart of the island. Yeah. Or even just the coordinates.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Put that on the pop up shop. We'll see how that goes.

[Chick McGee]

Get the coordinates of where the island is.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That would be hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you know how he is with coordinates.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gonna put it on a poster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Epstein poster. There's a hidden joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have an Epstein poster necessarily. Just hide the joke in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Is that home plated Yankee Stadium? No, no, that's Epstein Island.

[Chick McGee]

I want you to do that poster.

[Josh Arnold]

PJ do it. And then it's the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

I want the poster with the square white so we can put our handprints on it. I want you to do that. And you won't. You'll do.

[Tom Griswold]

Every other poster's gonna do it. No, that'll be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll see.

[Bob Odenkirk]

We had.

[Tom Griswold]

The story was sumo wrestlers. Apparently, instead of signing, they put a

[Chick McGee]

handprint on stuff on a piece of white paper.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't they that be fun? To do a poster and leave a space, like, have a picture of Chick and then a space where he could put his hand.

[Josh Arnold]

With all the love in my heart. I'm so over posters right now. I just. I can't take it. I can't take it.

[Christy Lee]

Pristine's autograph. The Plymouth Fury. The evil Plymouth Fury. And it's just a tire tr. It's in my office.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're talking about a Thanksgiving theme, right? Is that what.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You could. Yeah. Everyone could make a turkey out of their hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be sweet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy Lee is over there. How'd you get to work today?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, in my sweet Tucson hybrid Thank you for asking, Tom. That's right. No one likes to make a choice in this world. But America's best lineup of hybrids from Hyundai gives you the best of both worlds. So you don't have to really think about it. You can get the reliable, efficient Tucson hybrid like I drive. I love it. America's best warranty. I mean, it's like 10,000 miles in 10 years is a great warranty warranty. A hundred thousand miles. What am I saying? Or the stylish yet capable Santa Drive 100,000 miles. Or the stylish and yet capable Santa Fe hybrid. A little more room and a little more power to take you off roading. Yep. Like having your cake and eating it, too. Hybrids from Hyundai. Did I mention the amazing gas mileage? It's the best of both worlds, my friends. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. Or why not visit your local Hyundai dealer. They're good folks. Hyundai, great hybrids.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who makes the Santa Fe?

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe I'm saying this. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. The folks at Hyundai stand back. Hell, David, we're taking over. Rarely do I say say this. Rarely.

[Christy Lee]

We're doing a good job.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

You're glad we're here.

[Christy Lee]

You'll appreciate what we contribute.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a letter that I really think I have to read when we come back. I know we have to squeeze in today in history. We've got an interview with Bob Odenkirk, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I must read this letter. It's short but it. So if you're in your getting out of the car to go into work, I'm going to ask you for just as a favor to me. You may want to wait. Okay. Just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's hard as a late again boss. Tom make me stay in my car.

[Tom Griswold]

It's delightful.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell the boss what it was.

[Chick McGee]

He had that.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Aeli Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a couple minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There she is. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Going over the overnights evidently. There's. There's Josh Arnold and magnificent mustache. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Very fancy mustache.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. I. I promised I would read this letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I've been waiting on pins and needles.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy, you want to give the background, which involves. Please help me Schlitz beer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's being retired after 157, 87 years, something like that. Like that? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's beer that made Milwaukee famous. Yeah. I mean, it's. It's, I guess, kind of sad. I'm not sure I've ever had a Schlitz.

[Jess Hooker]

I remember it being at family reunions and stuff, but my parents, they brought

[Chick McGee]

out the Schlitz for the family reunion.

[Jess Hooker]

Honey, I. I grew up like you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Company share. Turn the TV on.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is a little confusing. The. This is from Gordy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Gordy.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is from Oregon, Wisconsin. How about that? Okay, so I didn't know there was an Oregon, Wisconsin, but there is. It's nice. He goes, gordy writes, my wife is from Switzerland.

[Chick McGee]

She's a Swiss Miss.

[Tom Griswold]

She confided in me that the word Schlitz where she lives means the female front, naughty.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really? What?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's used much like we would use. Use the P word.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Her son Schlitz on her.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a Schlitz T shirt on with a family reunion with his cousins. Oh, his cousins thought it was absolutely hilarious. They all lined up to get their picture taken with him with big smiles.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they couldn't believe he would just wear a shirt that essentially says.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much for Gordy. We certainly appreciate that. Who knew?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it.

[Tom Griswold]

It kind of makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds right.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds very vaginal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you say vaggie?

[Christy Lee]

Vaginal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Very vaggie.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very good. It's now time for Today in History.

[Christy Lee]

Any famous vaginas in the news?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, they're. There are.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Amelia Earhart in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But first. Well, a lady.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, do you know Amelia Earhart?

[Christy Lee]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What is she, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Flying V. That's what she is. Flying V is a guitar, but thank you.

[Chick McGee]

No, not in this case.

[Tom Griswold]

American Red Cross was founded.

[Christy Lee]

Flying V is a guitar. I know, I know. There's no room for levity.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Who, who, who, who founded Clara Barton. Clara Barton.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Fart and Barton.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Clara. That's a sexy.

[Christy Lee]

Blood thieves. That's what they should call them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for you, Josh. In 1908, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde considered to be one of the first horror films made its premiere.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh. Played the original Jekyll and Hyde.

[Pat Godwin]

Basil Rathbone.

[Christy Lee]

Was it?

[Chick McGee]

Basil Rathbone. What year was it?

[Tom Griswold]

1908.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait, I wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait. In a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Spoiler alert. They only needed one act actor. Sure that does that give it away?

[Christy Lee]

No. Everybody knows Hyde and Jekyll are the same person.

[Tom Griswold]

They do before they go to the movie. That's a. What a spoiler that is.

[Christy Lee]

It really is not.

[Tom Griswold]

It was made very clear on this date. In 1927, Lindbergh landed the Spirit of St. Louis in Paris.

[Chick McGee]

Which family was a degree? Him. He had three, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's see. An Amelia Earhart on The state of 1932 landed in Northern Ireland. Maryland.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll recall she didn't leave from New Jersey. She left from Newfoundland. Right. It's like the ladies tease.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I hate when you say that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so sorry. I've never heard that before.

[Tom Griswold]

I just made it up yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, of course in Northern Ireland she was lucky she was in a plane, not a car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever have a car?

[Christy Lee]

Was vehemently shaking us.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

You're ever have a car bomb that's like drink.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it like a Irish car bomb?

[Christy Lee]

Jameson Plunke.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta drink it as fast as you can.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I've ever been.

[Tom Griswold]

Quick movie review. In 1980, Star Wars Episode 5 opened.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the Empire Strikes Back. You're. Is that the last good one?

[Christy Lee]

No, I also like Return of the Jedi and I like moments of Revenge of the Sith and. But I mean by most people consider that to be the best one. Empire.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they had made so much money in the first one, they could, you know, take it up a steps.

[Jess Hooker]

That little Mandalorian movie opens today with the little Yoda. Yeah, baby, baby, whatever it's called.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen people are upset because Pedro Pascal's not his face isn't in it hardly at all, I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I did not hear that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the only reason I'd watch that movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, handsome cost.

[Chick McGee]

Is he.

[Josh Arnold]

I like him a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like him too. He can do no wrong in my book.

[Tom Griswold]

1990, the final episode of Newhart aired on CBS.

[Chick McGee]

Which one?

[Christy Lee]

This was Newhart.

[Josh Arnold]

New Heart.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what's the one Bob Newhart show or new the. The Inn or the psychiatrist?

[Christy Lee]

The Inn. Okay, but the ending obviously one of the great endings.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Lost should have done that.

[Christy Lee]

What would they have gone to?

[Tom Griswold]

They'd all.

[Christy Lee]

Gilligan's Island.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they'd all wake up and they. Yeah, they'd all wake up and there'd be the Harlem Globetrotters and the guys from Gilligan's Island.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that would have made more sense.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have made sense of that thing. That show was so.

[Christy Lee]

Made perfect sense. It was a lovely ending for the

[Tom Griswold]

guy's guy carrying around his own casket.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Fascinating. Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Ridiculous. Here's an odd one.

[Chick McGee]

Allegory.

[Tom Griswold]

President James Garfield's spine was displayed at the National Museum of Health and medicine in Washington D.C. he hated Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nowadays you couldn't have that because nobody's got a backbone.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in Washington.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go to Washington.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Mark Russell.

[Tom Griswold]

That was in the year 2000. That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Washington.

[Tom Griswold]

And the famous story was that Bill Clinton went to see it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he put in his will that he wants his male member to be.

[Chick McGee]

Garfield knew how to.

[Tom Griswold]

Going on in the museum next to a photograph of the Washington Monument. Happy birthday, Alexander Pope.

[Chick McGee]

Do you see that sexy ticket?

[Tom Griswold]

You know that is.

[Christy Lee]

How many times do you think Bill Clinton whispers into somebody's ear, Just kill me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she will not.

[Christy Lee]

She can't go home.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that. You know who that is, right?

[Christy Lee]

What? Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Alexander Pope.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1688.

[Christy Lee]

He was the first Pope Pope Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a famous poet.

[Christy Lee]

No, he was po.

[Chick McGee]

He came up with the blood typing system.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know what he did do. Whenever he would get a reservation at a restaurant. At a restaurant. Reservations at restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

I love this joke.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd go last name first.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. Hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope Alexander. We got. We got a table for. We got a table for 12.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't want to be next to the john this time.

[Chick McGee]

The population. Pope party.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Fats Waller. The great piano player. Jazz piano player.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really overweight.

[Jess Hooker]

Called him bats.

[Chick McGee]

So much sugar. Yes, he had the sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

1917. Raymond Burr.

[Chick McGee]

Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

Considered to be the worst guest in the history of the Johnny Carson show.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't like Johnny.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell was his problem?

[Tom Griswold]

He refused to talk about any of his television shows or any of his personal life. How odd.

[Jess Hooker]

I would he tell a joke or something. He just sat there.

[Tom Griswold]

He was awful. I will.

[Chick McGee]

I will kill Raymond Burr.

[Christy Lee]

Johnny.

[Pat Godwin]

Johnny.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to kill him.

[Tom Griswold]

He was Ironside and Perry Mason. He was the bad guy in Rear

[Chick McGee]

Window and he was American in the remade Godzilla.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they went. Americans aren't going to watch this if there's not an American in it. So they. Then they crowbar these random.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he made a series that didn't do well. Iron Lung. They pushed him around in an iron lung? Yeah, it didn't. Didn't do well. What was the guy. What was the guy's name in Ironside? Mark A lot of ramps.

[Chick McGee]

I say if they would have added a squeaky wheel for Ironside as he's

[Tom Griswold]

pushing, that would have been a lot.

[Chick McGee]

A lot better. Just the regular.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Mr. T. His name Lawrence Tiro or something?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, his daughter's a comedian. Missy T. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

She does not go by Missy T. She should.

[Jess Hooker]

Why wouldn't she?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he friends with. Is he friends with Jay Z, jay

[Christy Lee]

Z and Mr. T?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That'd be good TV.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. T's Bloody Mary mix. Is that his or.

[Josh Arnold]

They just told him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think it would be a Long Island Mr. Tea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, very. I don't like anything anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

And happy birthday, Judge Reinhold. I love him.

[Jess Hooker]

He's been here.

[Christy Lee]

Great actor.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good name, Judge.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is true, I don't have it in front of me, but that was a nickname. I'm not kidding. You think I'm his dad?

[Christy Lee]

Think anything. We're just listening to you talk.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not.

[Chick McGee]

You fight for us.

[Christy Lee]

You're form.

[Tom Griswold]

You're formulating one of your witticisms over there. I can tell. No, his dad was a distinguished attorney. And when. When Judge was a little boy, he had a very stern little face. And so, as a joke, they started calling him Judge.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

And it just stuck. His real name is, like, Robert.

[Christy Lee]

And now that we're just kind of going, okay, he's gonna go. They didn't believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They simply didn't believe my story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, we were born.

[Chick McGee]

I will give you 10. I've got 10,000.

[Christy Lee]

Understand the difference between disbelief and boredom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You'll like this one. It's one of your. One of your heroes. Jeffrey Dahmer, born in this state. One of my heroes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to. You don't want a chubby cannibal. You want her to be thin.

[Christy Lee]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

They tore down.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he was thin. So what are you suggesting?

[Chick McGee]

He was in great shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if it's a chubby cannibal, means he's been eating a lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Look at me. Your Honor, I couldn't have eaten that many people.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, the Notorious B.I.G.

[Christy Lee]

he was big. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, a very big fella.

[Christy Lee]

Biggie Smalls.

[Tom Griswold]

Lastly, Noel Fielding. You know who that is?

[Chick McGee]

That's a British guy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

He's the crazy looking guy in the Great British Bake Off. Oh, he's got the weird hair and we were jet black.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we watch that show a lot. Yeah, he's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great show. And he is fun. So that's a really cool show. Coming up, an interview with a Bob Odenkirk. Coming up, comedian Al Jackson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick and I believe we're going to talk with Al Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I'm open. There we go on the big screen. We're looking at him in the room here. It's, it's Al Jackson. What is, what kind of hat is that you're wearing?

[Al Jackson]

I take hats that are given to me like swag from restaurants and stuff and I make them into my own thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of a bucket hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Like it? But it's a old school run dm. Well, LL Cool J bucket hat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Hats are big right now. They're back in a big way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks good. Now, what's the latest? Are you working this weekend?

[Chick McGee]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

You with Hannibal?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, I'm with Hannibal this weekend in Eugene, Oregon and I am in Grand Rapids, Michigan the first weekend of next month. So come on out to Dr. Grins and Grand Rapids and show you love. I haven't been to Grand Rapids in a minute, so it'll be a good time. I just need something to shake off the CAVS blowing that 22 point lead. Like I just sat there in just like my childhood of watching Cleveland teams meltdown and it's like I'm 50 and it still happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, the Browns have another season coming. That sounds like a threat yeah, yeah, that could be. Could be rough. Al Jackson, comedian, is our guest, and the point of the exercise here is that Al likes to get me a little bit hipper in the world of contemporary language and lingo.

[Chick McGee]

Just a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Do we have a. I got some. I'm excited about today because it's like every once in a while I'm like, I think I might actually use that. And you're gonna hate this at first, like I did, but let it settle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

And I guarantee you. Well, I can't promise. I think you might start using it. Tom, can you tell me what Get Cindy means? Get Cindy, like, send an email with a Y. Sendy.

[Tom Griswold]

Get Sandy. Does it mean communicate more?

[Al Jackson]

No, but that's a.

[Pat Godwin]

That.

[Al Jackson]

That's a very logical response. Any.

[Christy Lee]

Any.

[Al Jackson]

I'm curious, because I had no clue.

[Jess Hooker]

Get Cindy. Get out of here. Get out of my face. Get away.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you be sending? People want to be more sendy. I don't know.

[Sean Mori]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's kind of like a tricky one. It's. It from what I've read, and I sound like such a nerd even saying that. It's kind of the new replacement of Yo. YOLO. So remember YOLO, like, 10 years ago, where you would have. You'd be about to jump off of a big cliff in Jamaica, and you'd be scared and just say, yolo. I'm just gonna. You only live once. Like, it. Get Sandy is like, just do it. Just go for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go.

[Al Jackson]

So, like, if you're. If you're about to go on a whitewater rafting trip and it's dangerous, I would get in the canoe and be like, christy, let's get Cindy. Like, let's just do it.

[Christy Lee]

You think it comes from, hey, should I send this text or. No, not do it. Get it. Just say get send.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it. Or is it gone?

[Al Jackson]

Let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it. I'm doing something. As soon as I'm done with this, I'm going to send it all over my social media. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it might be rooted in full send. That's another phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Al Jackson]

Like a derivative of full send.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do. I think that's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Full send is the same thing. Like, let's go. We're getting pumped. Let's do it. Yeah. Full S. We're going full send. No inhibition. Let's do it. Just go as hard.

[Tom Griswold]

So my life would be. My life would be full delete.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

You know what is so interesting, Jess, is like, it used to be full send, but then full stop.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Seems like, like, culturally it. I hear that way more like, everybody be like, I'm not working Saturdays. Full stop. I hear that from. It's crossed over, like, age ranges and races. Like, I hear full stop. Like, even in commercials sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I've never heard the full send thing. Chick, have you heard that?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It was big. There were flags and. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was. It was a big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I have learned one you're using. Get Cindy.

[Al Jackson]

I just heard about it. So I don't know, but I could. I could see. It's just like, I need to hear somebody my age say it because I don't want to be the adult that says a word word where people my age shouldn't be saying it. And it ruins it for young people. So as soon as, like, my age demo starts saying it, then it's on.

[Christy Lee]

I do it to make my nieces laugh.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna say yeah. Hey, jump in the lake. Do a cannonball. Come on, get Sandy. They will howl.

[Al Jackson]

They will go nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you please record that, Al? Did you see the Pope being taught about six, seven? Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

It was so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Pope's wearing. He's got the cape.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because the Pope is the Pope. He can pull off wearing a cape. And you can see him doing the up and down motion with his hands. They're explaining. Some kids are explaining six, seven to him.

[Al Jackson]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And even the infallibility of the Pope didn't help him understand. Was in the national news. And the woman that was hosting the national news session, we still don't know what it means.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, it's one of the true anomalies of our time because I heard it meant something, but then it never ended up meaning that.

[Tom Griswold]

So it may be the shortest. Have the shortest life of anything because it's already over. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Not if the Pope is now learning about it and it was on the news.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, but I mean, it's definitely over.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but clearly it's.

[Christy Lee]

Its made its mark.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

But you know what? It was like a comet. It just burned out too fast because it was. It was everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the teacher started banging.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You think it'll be. Think it'll be 8, 9 next year?

[Josh Arnold]

You should start that 8, 9.

[Chick McGee]

Try to start 8, 9, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Will anybody be alive in 2067 to make it? Hey, 6, 7 is back, right?

[Jess Hooker]

I hope some people Are still.

[Al Jackson]

It would be a safe edit the old folks home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If I could. If I could lift my hands, I would do the motion.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know how old you'd be in 2060?

[Tom Griswold]

700 and something.

[Chick McGee]

I'm right there with you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Well, all of you people.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by you people, we mean you. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Al Jackson]

I think in 2067 you can get away with you people and no one will be mad. Yeah, that's like that old guy just said you.

[Tom Griswold]

You people.

[Al Jackson]

Good for him.

[Jess Hooker]

Al has a shot. He'd be like 97 or something.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think though?

[Christy Lee]

I'd be 96.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think in 2067 we're all going to be like a shade of craft caramel or something, don't you think?

[Al Jackson]

You know, I mean, it's funny because I, you know, when I look at NBA games, I just. You can just see that like I'm looking at the players last names. You know, there's. There's like Wemby, who's French. There's like, you know, you look at OG an obi's African can. Isaiah Hardenstein, who's got a Christian first name and a Jewish last name.

[Christy Lee]

Like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the.

[Al Jackson]

All the. It's just, I think after the Internet brought the world together and it's just going to continue to be more and more just a golden. A golden hue.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

It's disgusting, isn't it? I mean, it's really something, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Al say that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Al. Say hello to Hannibal for us. Cindy, Josh, get C. Eugene, Oregon with Al Jackson working with Hannibal Burris coming up this weekend. Thanks, Al.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great one. Thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

That will be a great show. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have fun, man.

[Chick McGee]

Go, cat.

[Jess Hooker]

Happy Memorial Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have coming up an interview with Bob Odenkirk. You know Bob from Mr. Show. Better Call Saul. Mr. Show.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got a movie that's being released on various streaming services today. We'll talk to Bob in just a second here. Right now I want to tell you about American financing. And like I said, I did some homework yesterday because I've been. I knew that houses were worth a lot more than they were a few years ago. But here we go. The average, average United States home is up between 40 and 50% in the last five years.

[Jess Hooker]

Years.

[Tom Griswold]

If you've owned your home for 10 years, odds are it's up roughly between 75 and 100%, depending on the market you're in. Depending on what metrics one uses. But it's pretty staggering. And I bring it up because this could be a time for you to take advantage of the extra value in your house without selling it. The notion is you refinance the house and take advantage of some of that equity you've got in it and you can use that money for whatever you want right now. Now, for example, you could, I don't know, pay off those heavy credit cards with a lot of debt, paying 20% interest, et cetera, et cetera. This is what American Financing does. And you can talk to them for in about 10 minutes they can tell you if this situation might apply to you. So if you own your own home and you're thinking about taking advantage of some of that equity, give them a call at 866-889-2611. Much easier just to remember American financing.net and they have no pressure. They have salary based folks working for them that'll walk you through it. And like I said, in about 10 minutes they can tell you if this might work for you. I don't know your situation, but it might be perfect for this situation. So just give them a ring or once again, go to american financing.net and do me a favor, put a slash Bob and Tom there or just tell them you heard about it on this show. That'll help them. That'll help us. Once Again, it's American Financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org APR for rates in the 5 started 6.327% for well qual qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit American Financing.net Bob and Tom. Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love this bumper music. It's my favorite favorite music. I like it very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You're rocking out.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk. Hi, There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's eating Cheez. Its on the air. There's Josh Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

We're to get hooked up here with action thriller actor Bob Odenkirk. I say that with a smile because Bob famous for Mr. Shook, etc. Etc. And he of course was on Better Call Saul. And right now we're going to check in with Bob Odenkirk, we are joined by a guy named Bob Odenkirk who is in a new movie called Normal, but his career would be called anything but Normal. Bob, you're an action action hero now. It's amazing.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah, it's crazy. And I'm. I'm as gobsmacked as you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you went from, among other things, Mr. Show to being Mr. March. I remember seeing you on the big screen a Little Women. That's the last time we talked. We haven't talked since you made your debut as an. I mean, an amazing action guy in a movie about a guy who's unlikely to be an action guy called Nobody.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah, yeah. I made two Nobody films and now Normal. And I remember on the set of Little Women talking to Greta Gerwig and telling her, I'm making this action film. I don't know what I'm doing. This is crazy. And she. All she could do is laugh and. And wonder if that could be a real thing. But it turned out to be real. And here I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is a guy. By the way, I read your book, by the Way. Way a couple years ago. It was great. Quite a story about Second City and writing for Saturday Night Live. Some great.

[Bob Odenkirk]

I mean, I. I want. I thought that telling my story was a way to encourage people to, you know, keep their dreams alive. Because my story is not really very linear. You could say, sure. It's kind of a mess of stuff that I tried different things, and then one thing led to another, and very often things, you know, sort of pay off years after the work that you've done, whatever motivated it. In other words, I got. I got Breaking bad because of Mr. Show, which was, you know, 12 years before breaking Bad was even considered.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm trying to remember. But am I correct in saying that when you went in to read for Breaking Bad, you'd never seen the show? And it was a couple years ago,

[Bob Odenkirk]

I never went in to read for Breaking Bad. I was hired for Breaking Bad because they watched Mr. Show during the writer breaks. When they were writing Breaking Bad, they would take a break. They would watch something to make them laugh because that show was so bleak. And they would watch Mr. Show sketches. And then when they wrote this character, when Peter Gould wrote this character of Saul Goodman, they all thought, what about getting Bob Odenkirk to do that part? So I never auditioned for it. I never even met Vince Gilligan before I flew down to New Mexico to start shooting. He put a lot of faith in me. Based on that silly comedy that I'd done many, many years earlier. And so this is one of the ways showbiz works, is if you do good work and you can get it out there, you sometimes have to wait years for it to land for people and get to somebody who is going to give you another opportunity.

[Tom Griswold]

And we should say your new movie is an action thriller. It's called Normal, and our guest, Bob Odenkirk is the star. You play Sheriff Ulysses. And I should point out, Normal will be available now anywhere you rent your movies. So check out Normal. And this is your second, I guess, huge movie that you're the star of that starts with the words no.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe I'm. Maybe it's confusing. I don't know. But we. Derek Kolstead had written this great story. Derek wrote the John Wick films, and he wrote Nobody films, and he had written this great story about a temporary sheriff who comes to a small town in the Midwest west, and something's not right. There's like, there's kind of money there that there shouldn't be because we all know how hard life has been in many of the smaller towns in America. And so he. He notices it, but he doesn't want to notice it. And then there's a bank robbery and everything gets cracked wide open. And I said to Derek, I said, I love this story. I love this part of the story that's like Lake Wobegon, where he's just hanging out in this small town and the people are kind of quirky and they're kind of odd. And then. And so I helped him with the story. And I said, can you. What if you call it. Because it wasn't called Normal, it was called the Interim, because it was about an interim sheriff. And I said, what have you called it after that town in Illinois? Normal? Because it's. Everybody who goes to see movies is going to know, well, something's going to be abnormal.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, of course.

[Bob Odenkirk]

And so we named it Normal after Normal, Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Bob Odenkirk, of course, famous, famously wrote one of the greatest sketches, sketches in the history of Saturday Night Live, involving a van down by the river and one of your great co hosts. Cohorts, but a writer and now an actor, and now, somewhat randomly, an action star, judging by. I can see you look super fit. Was there. Was there a. Is there a backstory here? Do you have a trainer? Did they just kick your ass for months to get ready for this stuff?

[Bob Odenkirk]

I kick my own ass, but, yeah, I get trained by the best One of the best stunt actors in the world named Daniel Bernard Earnhardt. You've seen him in numerous films. And he trains me. I trained yesterday and the day before. I. That's my choice. I go to the stunt gym and train there because it's more fun, to be honest with you. We all do exercise, we all work out, but it's just more fun to engage your brain. I mean, some people, you know, probably do a boxing workout.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Odenkirk]

So at least there you're using your head. You know, you're thinking and you're making choices. It's more interesting to me than a normal workout, so that's why I keep it up. And also, I like doing action films, and I hope to do more.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we're speaking once again, we're speaking with Bob Odenkirk. And Bob's new project is called Normal, available now on digital platforms and anywhere you are rent your movies. And it's about a not normal place called Normal. Bob Odenkirk plays Sheriff Ulysses in another action film. Anything coming up we need to know about in your career? Any new stuff on the way besides this one?

[Bob Odenkirk]

Well, you know my friend David Cross, he and I hiked Machu Picchu together, and we made a documentary of that journey. And so that's going to come out. And do I have something else? No, I'm. I'm taking a break, guys. I'm gonna go to Europe with my wife and for about two or three weeks, and I'm. My son wrote a very funny TV show, and I'm gonna try to help him get it made. A little nepotism at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Bob Odenkirk]

But only because he wrote something great. If he didn't, I wouldn't have lifted a finger.

[Tom Griswold]

One last question. You mentioned David Cross. Have you ever met his father in law? Yeah, the great Russ Tamblin riff from west side Story.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yes. Great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I read his book, too.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Yeah, he's great. He's a good dude.

[Tom Griswold]

I highly recommend Bob Odenkirk's book and the great book of Russ Tamblyn, the very fine actor, dancer, acrobat, and the father in law of all things of David Cross. Bob, I'm getting the signal. It's a great pleasure. Thank you for taking the time to talk to. To us. And I'll be talking to you.

[Bob Odenkirk]

I've heard about you guys for years. You guys are super famous, you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, not as famous as the great Bob Odenkur. Congratulations on all your success. It's great. It's. And it's an oddball career. And you deserve a. A great round of applause. Thank you, sir.

[Bob Odenkirk]

Thank you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Mr. Bob Odenkirk, one of

[Christy Lee]

my all time favorites.

[Jess Hooker]

His book has been such a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

His book is fun. He was an improv guy and on SNL again, wrote the famous, famous down

[Chick McGee]

by the van down.

[Tom Griswold]

And then kind of, oddly enough, ending up as we just heard, in Better Call Saul and obviously before that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do we got here? Is that William Shakespeare over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Now we are going to revisit the. The news desk. Is that correct?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I missed a couple things in today in history.

[Jess Hooker]

I. Oh, what'd you miss?

[Tom Griswold]

The birthday of Al Franken,

[Chick McGee]

well known socialist Al Franklin.

[Christy Lee]

Man, he was so instrumental in those snl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Years I used to.

[Chick McGee]

Right. From year one.

[Tom Griswold]

For Halloween. For Halloween. I. I wore those kind of glasses that he wore, those round horn rim glasses and put bolts in my neck. And I went as Al Frankenstein.

[Christy Lee]

Obscure. Sure. I bet people didn't know what was happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while someone would go, I'm not giving you the candy. Do you explain what that stupid costume is? I think we. I covered the Judge Reinhold story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we all believe you.

[Christy Lee]

We believed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, I forgot this one.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you are forgetting in real time right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, here it is. This. I wanted to get this. This is the last one I wanted to do.

[Chick McGee]

Therehere we go.

[Tom Griswold]

1891 in the state, the National Federation of Women's Clubs was the first group ever to see a kinescope.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what they showed in 1891.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was Magic Mike.

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was a chick flick.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like we got a lot of law breakers out there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called. Called I Need a Man to Screw in a Light Bulb. I think it was called.

[Christy Lee]

How.

[Chick McGee]

How quickly was it, Josh, that when they invented film. Film. It was adult film?

[Christy Lee]

Day two.

[Chick McGee]

Day two.

[Christy Lee]

I went to the sex museum in Amsterdam. It's. It's famous internationally. And they have some of the first porn. And it was like.

[Josh Arnold]

It's weird.

[Christy Lee]

It's unbelievable how. It was day two.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow. First we're gonna take a picture of the moon and then we're gonna have sex on camera. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was. It was on a double bill of train taking a curve and then sex, sex, sex.

[Chick McGee]

Moon gets rocket ship and I.

[Tom Griswold]

And was it called Skin a Scope?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they had a clever name.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Christy Lee's at the news desk. What do you got over there.

[Jess Hooker]

The TSA has clarified that its marijuana policy has not changed, despite what you might be seeing in the headlines.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. And this is not a clarification. This is so confused. Confusing.

[Jess Hooker]

Several news organizations reported that the TSA had quietly changed its policy to allow travelers to begin bringing medical marijuana on planes. The confusion stems from the agency's listing for medical marijuana on the what can I bring? Section of its site that states travelers can bring medical marijuana in both carry on and checked bags with special instructions.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Jess Hooker]

TSA security officers that says this policy states TSA security officers do not search for illegal drugs. But if an illegal substance or evidence of criminal activity is discovered during security screening, TSA will refer the matter to a law enforcement officer.

[Christy Lee]

So that's what that means.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what it means.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it. So can you take it or not?

[Jess Hooker]

If you. It says yeah, you can bring medical marijuana and both carry on and check bags with special instructions.

[Christy Lee]

You have to follow the special instructions.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sure you have to have a prescription.

[Chick McGee]

This is a game show. We like to play off air, but we could bring it on air if you'd like. We talked to Tom and he go, tom, what would make you happy?

[Josh Arnold]

How.

[Chick McGee]

How do you want this question answered?

[Jess Hooker]

What did the rest.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is that Oscar still has to shove it up his ass when he gets on a plane. So tell him that he's ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what Jeff just yelled, but I'm sure it was something like leave me out of it or something. Not even in there, you jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Pick on somebody your own size.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, your. Your son is a way bigger pothead.

[Jess Hooker]

UK police discovered nine and a half million dollars worth of cocaine stashed in a shipment of skims. The famous Kim Kardashian brand of underwear. The National Crime agency said a 40 year old truck driver was hauling 28 pallets of skims clothing from the Netherlands when he was stopped by border officials at a port in Essex.

[Chick McGee]

Those schemes are unpopular in Denderland.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the driver's name is like that. Jakob Yonder. During the search, authorities found 198 pounds concealed in a compartment of the truck's back doors. The shipment of clothing was legitimate though, and neither the exporter nor importer were connected to this smuggling ring.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so the Kardashians had nothing to do with. No, it's just the skims. Have you ever tried on the skims?

[Jess Hooker]

I've had. I got skims. I have a skim dress. Yeah, I Have a couple pair of her underpants.

[Tom Griswold]

Do. Would you like a pair of Kim Kardashian's underpants, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, why not?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, hers would not fit me, but

[Christy Lee]

I'll gag myself with them and have at me.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Take some tea. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Just right in the mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you have a song?

[Pat Godwin]

I could have a song. I mean, we have the coke in the boat. We can move it to the truck and do some configuring here. I can move this lyric here.

[Chick McGee]

You need colored pencils at any point.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna need some singers. So we'll go with coke in the truck instead of coke in the boat, which was.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock the boat. Here we go. Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

So we'd like to know where you got the cocaine. Yeah, we like to know where you got the cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember,

[Pat Godwin]

Driver took the coke and had a plan. Hiding in the ass of a Kardashian. Kim's panties are huge. No one will see. 9 million bucks worth of roughly 90 keys. There's junk in the trunk, so please explain.

[Christy Lee]

13 years in prison for this cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we like to know where you got cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know where you got. Cool.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

One, two, three, four. Truck, baby. Look the truck over. Oh, coke in the truck. I said truck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much, Patty G. Now, you don't have it in your truck. What you have in your car?

[Jess Hooker]

I have my junk in my car. You mean my.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have junk.

[Tom Griswold]

Junk in the trunk.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing to me?

[Josh Arnold]

Me?

[Christy Lee]

He was segueing you into an ad by asking you if you have cocaine in your car.

[Josh Arnold]

The police.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he was doing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Yeah. I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I am not a drug user, Mr. Officer, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

She sells it. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get high in your own supply. Everybody knows that.

[Jess Hooker]

What I do have is a wonderful vehicle with America's best warranty and amazing gas mileage. Mileage. And it comes to you from my friends at Hyundai. That's right. We're talking about the Hyundai hybrids. I drive the Tucson Hybrid, which I, of course, talked about on this show many, many times. I love it so much, I'm gonna cough.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who makes the Santa Fe? It is my friends at the factory. It's called Hyundai. There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Santa Fe.

[Chick McGee]

Why did we. Why did we like Dionne Warwick as a country?

[Jess Hooker]

I like Dion Warwick.

[Tom Griswold]

Why did that happen?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she's great. Shouldn't we be ashamed of that.

[Jess Hooker]

You can sing Dionne Warwick in your Santa Fe hybrid because they have a wonderful sound system and they have a lot of power to take on the toughest terrain and will hold plenty of cargo. If you want to go off roading the hybrids from Hyundai. Did I mention the amazing gas mileage? Yeah, you'll get it. Visit Hyundai USA.com call 562-314-4603 for all the details or just visit your local Hyundai dealer. Those guys are great.

[Tom Griswold]

And girls, thank you very much. Christy. The pop up shop has popped back up so you can get some cool shirts and hats, et cetera, et cetera. If you go to bobandtom.com Coming up, we have an interesting story about vegan and their dating habits. Habits and what might happen should you be dating a vegan or if you are vegan, you'll want to hang out to hear this. Vegetarians too. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And at the news desk, it's Christopher Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. How are you? How are you? There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. What's going on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward to checking out that Bob Odenkirk movie. We just talked with Bob and he's got a new thing coming. It's this action figure, Bob Odenkirk, life that he's leading now, pretty amazing. Amazing. Go from being a comedy guy. He's good buddies with Drew Hastings. And I bring that up because Drew's book is now an audiobook.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to be talking Drew real soon. You got a little advanced copy of it. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful book.

[Josh Arnold]

It's A1. It is. It is a wonderful book. I've read it more than once. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So yeah, if you're a Drew Hastings fan, look for that book floating around at the very on various.

[Chick McGee]

This book now made available to the English speaking world.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. An audiobook. Well, there you go. Now we return to the news desk with Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Christy, a new survey reveals the relationship consequences of going vegan. The online dating site Hanker dating analyzed over 120,000 member relationships over five years and discovered that vegans on average have shorter relationships than meet each other eaters.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that surprises me.

[Jess Hooker]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. There'd be less arguing about where you're gonna go to eat.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, your choices are limited, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

You got about three places.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it seems like everybody has,

[Josh Arnold]

but is it a house divided? Is. Is one a meat eater and the other is vegan?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be tough.

[Chick McGee]

What about the. What about the Sprat household? Yeah, I understand. Jack sprat. No fat spat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But his wife and Mrs. Spratt.

[Chick McGee]

No. No lean.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna do about that?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I feel bad for the kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Spread. Spread.

[Jess Hooker]

Kids are confused users.

[Chick McGee]

They're on public assistance. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Who identified themselves as meat eaters returned to the dating site after 26.3 months, while vegans and vegetarians looked for new matches after 18.7 months.

[Chick McGee]

I can't help but think this has all come from someone who really knows how to fill out one of those grant forms. That's how they got this study going.

[Jess Hooker]

Meaning carnivores are in relationships for 40% longer than non meat eaters.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what this is.

[Jess Hooker]

The finding held across every geographic region.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think that there's a certain type of person that becomes vegan and maybe they're.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they hard to get along with? Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to use the phrase

[Chick McGee]

more difficult or how's high maintenance feel? How does that feel?

[Tom Griswold]

You. I would think the dates would be longer because you'd say to someone, hey, I understand you're also a vegan. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They do like to tell you about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. It's. That's really interesting because there's a significant difference in the length of time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know. There's no reasoning for. For it.

[Tom Griswold]

So no hot dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

No vegan dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

They have vegan hot dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

They have plant based.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder how they are plant based.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you put them in a bun?

[Jess Hooker]

They're vegan hot dogs on toast. What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

The impossible people.

[Tom Griswold]

So you have to buy a special bun also.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Most buns are buns made with like butter and cream.

[Josh Arnold]

But not. Not all. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you got to buy special bunch buns.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't have to buy special buns.

[Christy Lee]

In fact, would you say that the buns made with butter and cream, those are the special.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are the special buns can we

[Tom Griswold]

get some of those? Well, can you. Would you mind next week making us a vegan hot dog?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, are they not.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're not good.

[Tom Griswold]

They're nasty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I don't know. I mean, I will.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

You know what, though?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

To make.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to make. Because they say these impossible dogs and these impossible burgers are hard to tell that they're not meat. So I. I've had them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm gonna make. I'm gonna make a meat dog and a veggie dog, and I'm gonna tell you guys what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when you had that lovely experience with the hot dog? It was steamed in the wrapper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're. You're gonna go to. You're sure about this? You want. You want a vegan dog?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to try one.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna. And I'm going to pres. I'm gonna get the foil wrappers, and we'll ste. Do it exactly like Tom likes it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because everything else will have to be the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But we'll also have a decent hot dog. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll have all the dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So the point of this exercise is the. Of this new story, I should say, is that the vegan couples on dating sites tend to have shorter relationship.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep. That's the main gist.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you were a vegan, you'd meet some guy and ironically, you'd have a beef after a brief period of time.

[Chick McGee]

And that's a really hot show right now. Go back second season.

[Tom Griswold]

A beef.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that you?

[Christy Lee]

First off, you were right to ignore his attempt.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not watching that, though.

[Chick McGee]

Let's talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that show about?

[Chick McGee]

A beef. They have a beef. I know. The first one was about two people who were upset with each other.

[Jess Hooker]

I have not watched it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to remember why I watched the first season, but I can't think of it.

[Tom Griswold]

But way they're naming shows these days,

[Chick McGee]

Oscar Isaac's in the second season.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Oscar Isaac.

[Chick McGee]

I like him.

[Tom Griswold]

So Beef is not about a restaurant in Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's an alleyway Wong.

[Chick McGee]

Ali Wong was in season one. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know her mom and dad?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Two Wongs.

[Christy Lee]

They originally wanted a Caucasian child. Right. But they figured out two Wongs don't make a white. Yeah. I wonder how many times Ali has heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Much better than what I have without. Without hitting someone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, thank you very much to wrap

[Jess Hooker]

things up, I guess. Kind of a vegan story.

[Chick McGee]

Wrap it up.

[Jess Hooker]

An Australian man says he was shocked to find a live frog inside his salad bag.

[Christy Lee]

That would be shocking, but we've had dead frogs in these before.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, this one was live. You know, those sealed grocery store salad bags.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool, though.

[Tom Griswold]

You get dinner on a show. Hello, my baby, hello, my honey.

[Jess Hooker]

The man is a farmer by the name of Reese and has been preparing dinner for his housemates.

[Chick McGee]

There once was a man named Reese

[Jess Hooker]

when he spot and he spells it R H Y square, which is my cousin's little boy's name.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like Reese Darby.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. He was preparing dinner for his housemates when he spotted the amphibian among the leaves inside the sealed plastic bag that he bought at the supermarket earlier that day. His housemate, Ms. Laura Jones, said they thought he was taking the mick, that slang term for attempting to fool someone, I guess in Australia. Until he brought out the bag to show everyone. See, they named the frog Greg before releasing it at a pond near the house.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good name for a frog.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a great name for a frog.

[Tom Griswold]

A frog. A frog and a Sally.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

They call salad Sally's.

[Tom Griswold]

I've just made that up. Oh, no idea.

[Christy Lee]

It worked.

[Tom Griswold]

Dingoes ate my froggy. Thank you so much. Special edition of this show coming up tomorrow. You'll find out what that is when you tune in. Thank you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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