The BOB & TOM Show - May 26, 2026

Summary

The Bob & Tom Show – May 26, 2026

Podcast Summary & Highlights

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Overview

Theme:
The May 26, 2026, episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic post-holiday broadcast with a loose, punchy vibe reflecting the aftermath of the Memorial Day weekend and the Indy 500. The crew—Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby—bring their signature blend of comedy, banter, sports, news, and absurdities. Topics range widely: tattoos, summer parenting, sports recaps, listener letters, movie critiques, raunchy T-shirts, camping (and sex while camping), language oddities, jazz legends, and everything in between, all peppered with live call-ins, musical bits, and recurring in-jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Music Opener: "Queer Tattoo" (00:15–03:09)

• Tom performs a satirical song poking fun at regrettable or clichéd tattoos, using “queer” in the sense of “bad” or “awkward.”
• Notable line:
  “You got a Tweety Bird, got a school mascot, got a Hello Kitty... You got a queer tattoo. You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor? Ninja, please. It means queer tattoo.” — Tom Griswold (00:37)

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2. Memorial Day Aftermath & Indy 500 Recap (03:30–07:42)

• Crew discuss feeling sluggish post-weekend and joke about calling it an early day.
• Bob talks about watching the Indy 500, being in a betting pool, and drawing driver Katherine Legg.
• Highlights interviews with winner Felix Rosenqvist, who just had a baby, as well as congrats for Pat McAfee's new baby, Midas Robert McAfee.
• Discussion about how race car livery (the winner’s car had a Morgan Wallen sponsorship) has changed from the old days.
• Quote:
  “You draw the first person who’s out [of the race], turns out you get your money back.” — Bob Kevoian (05:54)

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3. Summer Parenting & Kids' Schedules (07:43–13:53)

• Banter about the unofficial start of summer and dealing with children home from school.
• Christy Lee reflects on “balanced schedules” and how her kids are already out, sparking jokes about summer camps and what parents do with the kids all summer.
• Tom: “Can I offer that the worst part about being a parent is having the kids around all the time?” (09:08)
• Chick: “Some people don’t go to camp.” (09:56)

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4. Sports Headlines & Bathroom Emergencies (12:17–13:53, 66:26–72:45)

• Recaps of NBA (Knicks sweep Cavaliers), MLB (combined no-hitter), NHL (Stanley Cup scores), and quirky sports news (tennis player Arthur Gea taking an emergency bathroom break mid-match at the French Open).
• Playful quiz: “Hockey Player or Spy?”
• Chick: “Man, oh, man. Call in sick now cuz it’s gonna be…” (13:53)

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5. Listener Letters & Classic Show Dynamics (18:33–21:54)

• Reading letters about how the week after Indy 500 is always the “hostile” time of year—listeners love the bickering.
• Letters question Tom’s “classic” taste (how far back does “classic” go?), his inability to play Solitaire, and debate over “Hail Mary” (movie) quality.
• Quote:
  “Not to be insulting, but sometimes Tom reminds me of visiting the old folks home... But other than that, of course, the show is always great.” – Listener Mark from Wichita (19:31)

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6. Movie & Pop Culture Debates (20:00–25:31)

• The crew debates “Project Hail Mary” (book vs. movie ending), and “Remarkably Bright Creatures”—a movie with a talking octopus, described as a “chick flick.”
• Chico rails against talking animals; Christy argues older women don’t get movie roles compared to actors named “Chris” or talking animals according to a Hollywood study.

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7. Summer & Bicentennial Reflections (29:15–32:55)

• Crew reminisce about the feel and “magic” of the American Bicentennial in 1976 vs. the run-up to the 250th in 2026.
• Amusing debate about how to pronounce the term for 250th anniversary (“Quindracentennial?”).
• Bob: “Bicentennial just rolls off the tongue better…”

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8. Indy 500 T-shirts and Public Vulgarity (32:00–33:34)

• Raucous discussion about the vulgar, direct, and offensive T-shirts seen at the Indianapolis 500.
• Bob: “Who ate all the [explicit]… in huge letters… it was on a lady.” (32:33)
• Raises question of free speech vs. decency at family events.

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9. Listener Letters, Camp Sex & More (48:23–51:18)

• A listener letter about the joys of “sex while camping,” launching jokes and confessions about who on the show has had sex in a tent or while camping.
• Letter punchline: “It’s effing intense.” (48:45)

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10. Aging, Beards, & Pop Culture Aging (97:29–100:13)

• Conversation about dyeing beards, jokes about cult-leader looks, and the aging process of celebrities like Mick Jagger and Walter Matthau.
• Visually: Tom with various beard/hair dye photos.
• Chick: “I don’t know that I knew you were doing that. Oh, you were a dyer.” (98:39)

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11. Today in History: Multi-Day Marathon Edition (100:32–113:59)

• Epic, catch-up “Today in History” segment featuring birthdays (e.g., Bob Dylan, Stevie Nicks, Tommy Chong), major events (Brooklyn Bridge opening, Alien’s premiere), and dead Miles Davis shout-out.
• Hilarious asides on Reese’s Cups, Star Wars, and steakhouse birthdays.
• Bob: “In 1922...Babe Ruth was suspended for a day and fined $200 for throwing dirt on an umpire.” (110:19)

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12. Absurdities, World Records, and Letters (78:53–81:59)

• New Guinness record: most tongue-to-nose touches in 60 seconds (421 times!).
• Puns and sexual innuendo follow.

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13. Security, Linguistic Oddities & Animal News (34:17–94:27)

• SimpliSafe ad leads into a discussion about home security and Tom’s cowboy hat, mirrored sunglasses, and walking dogs while listening to show tunes.
• News about elephants being treated for TB in Pakistan (400 pills a day) and whale explosions in Denmark.
• Christy: “I had to give [the stranger] a ride to Starbucks… He was a sweet old guy.” (55:12–62:12)

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14. Silly Sporting News (common in various segments)

• “Enhanced” Olympics where PEDs are encouraged—debate about performance, safety, and the “spirit” of the event (75:02–77:45).
• Quick hits on world records (e.g., swimming, running, tongue tricks).

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15. Mr. Obvious Classic Bit: "Building a Deck" (153:23–158:47)

• Full re-air of a signature “Mr. Obvious” sketch in which a caller’s wife is (obviously) having an affair with the contractor, spun out in deadpan style.
• Classic double entendres: “He was lying on top of my wife—naked as a jaybird, Mr. Obvious!”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The worst part about being a parent is having the kids around all the time.” — Tom Griswold (09:08)
• “When I left the other day, it looked like a giraffe had diarrhea on my car.” — Bob Kevoian (07:23)
• On camp sex:
  “If you’ve never had sex while camping, you are missing out... it’s effing intense.” — Listener letter (48:23)
• “My fantasy? Going through a house with a real estate agent… Oh, yeah!” — Tom Griswold (133:55)
• On older men displaying themselves:
  “If I want to see a wiener that old, I’ll go to one of those roller things at the gas station where the wieners are sitting.” — Bob Kevoian (136:51)

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Timelines & Timestamps

| Segment/Highlight | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|------------------| | “Queer Tattoo” Comedy Song | 00:15–03:30 | | Memorial Day & Indy 500 Recap | 03:30–07:42 | | Summer Parenting, Kids’ Schedules | 07:43–13:53 | | Sports Recaps, Bathroom Emergency | 12:17–13:53, 66:26–72:45 | | Listener Letters & Show Dynamics | 18:33–21:54, 19:04–20:00 | | Movie Debates: Hail Mary & Chick Flicks | 20:00–25:31, 41:32–42:26 | | Bicentennial/Summer Reflection | 29:15–32:55 | | Vulgar T-shirts at Indy 500 | 32:00–33:34 | | Camp Sex Discussion | 48:23–51:18 | | Dyeing Beards & Aging Discussions | 97:29–100:13 | | Today in History Marathon | 100:32–113:59 | | Mr. Obvious: The Deck Sketch | 153:23–158:47 |

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Language, Tone, and Show Spirit

• The episode thrives on synergy between sarcasm, quick-witted comebacks, old-school morning radio energy, raunchy humor, and the gentle ribbing of friends who’ve shared decades in broadcast.
• Language oscillates between deadpan and high-energy, littered with puns, innuendo, and parodic seriousness.
• There’s a persistent theme of nostalgia and reluctance to accept certain modernities, be it in technology, language changes (“Rest in Power”), or pop culture.
• The tone is self-aware, openly referencing the “hostile” post-Indy 500 studio mood that loyal listeners anticipate and enjoy.

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Additional Highlights

Sports Recaps: Stanley Cup scores, no-hitters, and bathroom emergencies at French Open. Celebrity Birthdays: Bob Dylan, Stevie Nicks, Tommy Chong, Lenny Kravitz. Listener Engagement: Multiple read-aloud emails providing meta-commentary and show feedback. Running Gags: Dyed beards, cowboy hats for sun protection, bad T-shirts, “who ate all the…” jokes, “rest in power” debate, smothered chicken, wild hypotheticals. News of the Weird: Elephant suppositories, whale explosions, landlord sex on tenant’s security camera, public flashing, and Russian rocket advertising.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to The BOB & TOM Show or missed this episode:

• Expect a playful, sprawling mix of topical humor, real-life oddities, and relentless mockery—of each other, of the news, and sometimes of the very concept of morning radio.
• The episode brims with classic segments (“Mr. Obvious,” musical bits), seasonal jokes, and listener interaction, all keeping alive the freewheeling spirit of an iconic morning show in its fourth decade.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show. Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Flaming skull, smoking pot. That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo. It's a queer tattoo. You got a tweety bird, Got a school mascot, got a hello Kitty. Tell you what, you got. Got a queer tattoo. Such a queer tattoo. You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor? Ninja, please. It means queer tattoo. That's a queer tatt. Any lower back tattoo is queer. It might as well say insert here. Whore tattoo. That's a whore tattoo. And that teardrop under your eye that you got in prison cause you killed a guy. That's a cool tattoo, sir. That's a cool tattoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, NEFM mask. Then you. You must have asked for a queer tattoo. Give me your most queer tattoo. Your child's name with the words be strong would be beautiful, but they spelled strong wrong. Yeah, they spelled it stong. Your stupid kid will now be stoned. How the hell did they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that thing on? He got barbed wire. Got a poker ac that effed up thing on Mike Tyson's face. A queer tattoo. A seriously queer tattoo. And by queer, I just mean bad. It wouldn't mean gay unless you had a pink triangle on a rainbow flag with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gown. That's a queer tattoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

A literally queer tattoo to.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey there. Hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Feels like a Monday, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk towing the company line. Yeah, maybe Bob and Tom T shirt, Bob and Tom hoodie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well done, ma'. Am. Thank you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Mr. Obvious]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick Magee. And here he is. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's time for a rare vote.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many of you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if we vote and you vote

[Bob Kevoian]

against us, but my vote doesn't count, I will say I will not. I will. I will abstain.

[Tom Griswold]

Fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many of you are in favor of playing a best of and going home and going back to sleep right here?

[Christy Lee]

I could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Come on, it's got to be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like. Looks like a die.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes. Sometimes our. Our most fun shows are when we're trying to hang in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I am Excited. Exhausted.

[Tom Griswold]

We have had the festival of yawning this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am exhausted.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

He contends it's Tom's contention that he cannot yawn quietly or better yet, no sound. He has to give it one of these every time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's what you're supposed to do.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a big cookout last night or yesterday? Got kids in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. I did a lot. I got. I did what every American does. I worked in the yard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So I'm just exhausted, but I'll. I'll push through.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you dig. Dig in the yard there and find any, you know, treasures or digging?

[Bob Kevoian]

For God's sake.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you working in the yard then?

[Bob Kevoian]

I just have a thousand things to do as a homeowner. You know, there's always a thousand things.

[Tom Griswold]

Who you calling a homeowner? Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah. Hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend. I know we did. I watched the Indy 500. It was amazing. Great race. We got to talk to a bunch of the guys in that are in the Indy five. And I was part of a pool, and I had drawn the lady. Catherine Legg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you draw the. If you draw the first person who's out, turns out you get your money back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so you got your money back.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I didn't win the thousand bucks, but I, you know, got my. Got my chit, if you will. C H I T back. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it was a great race. We have interviews with a bunch of the guys that we did prior to the race, including the winner, Felix Rosenkvist.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite name to pronounce.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice guy for the drivers.

[Tom Griswold]

The Q and the V. Turns me on, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Instead of having a Q U, It's a qv.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very unusual. Yes, sir. You just had a baby a couple of weeks ago. Stella.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Rosie.

[Christy Lee]

No, Stella.

[Tom Griswold]

Rosie Rosenquist.

[Chick McGee]

Right. They'll call her Rosie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Also, Pat McAfee and his wife. New baby. Congratulations to Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Little boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And notice the middle name is Robert.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guessing probably after his friend Bob. That'd be my guess. Now we have a lot to get to today, including Hooters. Update the. The restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not.

[Chick McGee]

Not boobs in general.

[Christy Lee]

Not things you saw at the speedway.

[Tom Griswold]

Not our owl update that we normally.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you'll notice I parked in a different place.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

And I took over. I took over your. Because I think that. No, I think that trees. I think that tree's dying.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the tree's dead. That's why there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why the birds are congregating there.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not had that problem because I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I left the other day, it looked like a giraffe had diarrhea on my car.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you tend to embellish your story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had Frisbee sized black.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? For some reason I believe this story. Don't you go to the car wash your eye out for it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I go to the car wash every day, but I still don't want bird poop all over my car. I drove directly to the car wash.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you drive directly to the car wash anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I just. I'm just. I'm parked in a new spot.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna throw your whole.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Hey, get here when I get here. Get here two hours earlier, you can

[Christy Lee]

have it pulled in. Thought he wasn't here.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they were paving the parking lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something was wrong. No, it's all good, you guys. It's the same thing every day.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've already got a hostile letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not just one morning, just come here and on the air just say hey. The rest of you guys just shut up, okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't. Don't you think today's the first day of summer?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Profound. Officially.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because it was all open on Memorial Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. No, right. Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

June 19. June 20, 2020.

[Bob Kevoian]

First day of summer is June 20. No, the first day of summer is when everything opens up after Memorial Day.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I assume are all schools out by now?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

They go a couple days this week.

[Tom Griswold]

There's your. There's your round. School too?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they start in August.

[Christy Lee]

It's a balanced schedule. Isn't that what it's called?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got great.

[Tom Griswold]

Fair and balanced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Well, that's wonderful. My kids are out of school, so. Gotta entertain them.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I think that. Best of ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I offer that? The worst part about being a parent is having the kids around all the time. Isn't that just the worst?

[Chick McGee]

It's got to be harder, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, summer, you. You're used to 180 days of.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Some. Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, hey, who wants a nap, huh? How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

What's happening, right? This is. This is kind of a lost week because everybody's kids, they're. They have camps and everything else start in a couple of Weeks.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people don't go to camp.

[Tom Griswold]

Or 3% of too bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Work harder. Make more money.

[Christy Lee]

Money.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not my fault. So I'm just saying there's this little period of, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? We should have gone home when he asked us. I don't know. I don't know why I'm sitting here.

[Chick McGee]

Some people don't go to camp.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll cram it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry your kids are gonna end up in prison. It's your fault. So what else is going on? You have a good weekend?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, what'd you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Not too bad.

[Chick McGee]

What did I do? I. I played a little bit and hung out with my son. It's his first weekend off, so.

[Tom Griswold]

We already see. It's a nightmare, right?

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's not easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

You want to go to the pool?

[Mr. Obvious]

Nah, nah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna stay in my room. All right. All right. You want to go outside at all? No, no, I'm gonna stay in my room. That's pretty much it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well. 15 years old now. Okay. Good luck. Yeah. Have a good summer. So you going to camp?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't afford it. We don't work hard. You could grab a couple of gigs. I can't. At the weekend, free.

[Tom Griswold]

Send Jimmy to camp. Tom, can you do that for Pat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, interestingly enough, I don't know if you noticed the. What? The livery was on the winning car in the Indianapolis 500.

[Tom Griswold]

He likes.

[Christy Lee]

We had a bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

And how long it would take you to bring this up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thought it was kind of interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know what the answer is?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Morgan Wallen.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people have checked the box. What do you find wonderful about the Bob and Tom show? And it's things that Tom finds interesting. So go right ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

The car that won the Indianapolis 500, delivery, if you will. The paint job, I guess is the term. Was Morgan Wallen.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was one of the sponsors, which was kind of interesting, and I.

[Tom Griswold]

So you think there was any. Any skill involved and. No, I don't think that made the car go faster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what it was. I. I don't know if he was there. I don't think he was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think he was. No. I. I would almost bet he was if he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't show him, right?

[Christy Lee]

They didn't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they're kind of interesting. Some of the new thing used to be back in the day. You'd have the Marlboro car. Yeah, the, the Budweiser car, etc. Etc. Those days are kind of gone, but that was pretty cool. So, Morgan Wallen fans, you got a winner there. He's probably busy doing another show for 80,000 people that, that evening, I'm guessing. I would think he's been on a big, big tour. Now, what you got coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

The Knicks wrap up the Cavaliers last night. They win 130, 93. And now they await the winner of the Spurs Thunder series. Moving right along, we had a no no last night. A combined no hitter and major league baseball, NHL, Stanley Cup. Maybe we'll play hockey. Player or spy? Andre Svetchnikov, player or spy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Both.

[Tom Griswold]

Both is the correct answer. That's right. Canadiens 3, 2 winners last night, take a 21 lead in the Eastern Conference finals. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we got a good story coming out of the French.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Somebody had to go to the bathroom during French Open.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't give away the lead.

[Tom Griswold]

People. People hear a sporting event and something interesting. It's because we had a basketball player last week who went to the. During the game. He was in the bathroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, because during tennis matches you can. They're specified breaks. You can go, you can take a break. Yeah, but not during play.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure you can.

[Chick McGee]

This guy had to leave during play.

[Tom Griswold]

You call a timeout.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extraordinarily unusual in tennis.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I don't know if that's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's true because.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'd like to see some documentation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, read the story. It's, it's written right.

[Chick McGee]

This morning is gonna be hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it nice? Isn't it nice? Isn't it? Isn't it just wonderful? Hey, Chick, let's start some conversation about whether this is legal. Well. Shut up. I know it's legal. All right, well, so much for that fun topic.

[Chick McGee]

Call in sick now because it's gonn.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, oh, man. And you know what, Tom? We're not kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it wouldn't be a story if every time you wanted to leave the

[Chick McGee]

court you could leave the court.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the way they. That's not what. Never mind. This is an uphill battle. Where do you think we lost, Chick, Josh, Christy, Pat. I don't know when Tom came in.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you have coming up, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck. I don't blame you.

[Christy Lee]

We have an update on Timmy, our humpback whale. Remember Timmy? They've nicknamed him Timmy, the whale that was stranded in the Baltic Sea. And then they drug him out to freedom when he was really still sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

How nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that tiny? Tiny Timmy?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's having a little crotch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, wait a minute now. He's not tiny yet.

[Christy Lee]

Not yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Part. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. At the music desk, there's Josh Arnold. Hi. At the Wiseacre desk, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, chick. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, it's important that I read the time on this one.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll just. This letter arrived five minutes before we went on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can see if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

This morning, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. So I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's important, the content of this letter. Dear Rob and Tom show. Hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend. This week's shows are always my favorite because I know you guys have to work the Indy 500 and don't get the necessary two consecutive days away from each other, which usually results in a lot of blatant hostility. By the end of the week.

[Christy Lee]

By the end of the week.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This is from Brian in Iowa. Now, Brian, I think the first break illustrates we're not waiting.

[Chick McGee]

That's a savvy listener, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

We are. We are ahead of the plan.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy knows us inside now. Christy, you got one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this one just came in. Oh, dear. Gang stands. Tom, first segment. Tom already on a bender. Nice to know marriage hasn't changed him. We'll continue to monitor the situation over breakfast. I Pray for you all.

[Chick McGee]

We'll continue.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got one Dear Bob and Tom show. Not to be insulting, but sometimes Tom reminds me of visiting the old folks home. I turn on the radio and hear uncomfortable, inappropriate, over and over again with people around him and him. But other than that, of course, the show is always great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Mark from Wichita. Thank you, Mark.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we go. Nice letter from Ethan. He agrees with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, about what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Says the movie project. Hail Mary sucks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I don't think it sucks, but I was. I was. And I give Ryan Gosling a wide berth. I love that little guy. I don't know why, but I just love him. Yeah, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

At best, it's an hour too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Among other things, I applauded.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It just was just set out to entertain. I thought it was a kind of a throwback to those old blockbuster Y days. Do you think in somewhat of an

[Tom Griswold]

original story, we can't really say anything about the end, but I think the ending could have been a little different, you know, I mean, I don't know what he's gonna.

[Chick McGee]

I tend to judge a movie based on what's between the frame.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish I were smoking pot. I find that much more interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I see that very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I will this. It's funny you'd say that because I thought the ending was actually the best part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I really thought that was a clever thing and that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The cleverest thing, because those are like more or less toys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I thought the creature was ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

The book did not end that way. I mean, it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the creature was ridiculous looking. But you love the ending where there were 50 creatures, thousands of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I'm able to project what it would have been like. They used a more humanoid creature.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm not capable of that because of my tiny, tiny. I don't even know what it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not the smallness of your brain. It's just. It's. It's inefficiency.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I'm writing all this down.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lack of.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to be better.

[Chick McGee]

As my dad's. A gym teacher would say it's the smoothness. He says the more wrinkled your brain, the smarter you are. Apparently used to go. And there are a lot of smooth brains.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I like that. Yeah, I've got to write that down. Okay. This is a. I guess a photograph of something that appeared in On X Slash Twitter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, that irritates me.

[Christy Lee]

X. What?

[Chick McGee]

It's X. I mean, it's been long enough now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but if some. If some people say Twitter, we still

[Chick McGee]

know what it means, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It's some guy wrote in. I've never met anyone successful that smokes weed. Not even once. This guy's name is Peter. Maya. And then it is followed by a certified entry from Mr. Peter Frampton, who says, hi there, my name is Peter, and that really is Peter Frampton.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, he's done a little shop.

[Christy Lee]

He's done. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Yeah, he's doing okay. By the way, if you get a chance to see Peter Frampton in concert, Christy and I can both attest to the fact that he's still terrific. He does sit, primarily because he's got some health issues, but he's great.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a new album out too, so check that out. Hey, further proof Tom is an alien. If you missed Friday's show, Tom admitted he did not know how to play solitaire.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

As everyone knows, this is one of the tests used in the film Men in Black to verify if you're an alien or not. So thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd forgotten that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So you must be an alien.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm terrible at cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never like playing them. Too many numbers and colors. Just like weird rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Bridge or. No, your mom played bridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mother played bridge. My brother played bridge. I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, your mother played bridge because when you were a little boy, you would crawl around underneath the bridge table and look up the ladies dresses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Mrs. Allwater. Hot panties.

[Tom Griswold]

Hottest 70 year old you ever saw. I tell you that she was probably

[Bob Kevoian]

in her 40s then.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

that's a little good age.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom, obviously that didn't imprint on you.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We. That is odd. You went the other way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Longtime listener, first time emailer. I went as far as Oslo, Norway. I was on a vacation and I still can't get away from Tom. Everywhere I look reminds me of him. Here's a picture that he took that reminds him of.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a guy in a. It's a statue. Yes, it is in a river. And the guy, the statue is on

[Tom Griswold]

stilts and he's making his way across the river.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great is what that symbolizes. What do you think of that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is. I think that's wonderful, you know, but I love statues. So.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of looks like Gillman from this distance.

[Chick McGee]

That's What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought right up close.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the new Gill man from Shape of Water.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Our buddy that is in that suit. Doug. Doug. I hate. I can't remember his last name. I will.

[Chick McGee]

That guy's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. This springs up Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that funny? We couldn't remember Jones.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta get back to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Justin from Oklahoma writes, I'm 26 years old. Hey, Tom. I have no idea how to play solitaire either. You're not alone. Love you guys. Keep up the world.

[Chick McGee]

Do you play solitaire, Jeff? Josh boy. Not in a long, long time. I used to play it on the computer every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

I've taken over. Solitaire has been replaced by crossword puzzles. Yeah, that's me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do those all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

You like the MIDI that's broken out on New York Times. Do you like. There's a mini.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a midi into the mini. The mini. And some days the regular. No kidding? I've already done the one for. Well, I was gonna say I did the one for Monday, but today's Tuesday. I keep.

[Chick McGee]

Which one's smaller, the MIDI or the Mini?

[Bob Kevoian]

The mini.

[Tom Griswold]

The mini.

[Chick McGee]

So the midi is mid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, the mini's been around for a long time. The midi's a few months old.

[Chick McGee]

There's also a midi skirt, isn't there?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Mini, midi and maxi. Okay, so mini is short and midi is pasture.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting. Well, not interesting at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now it's. Now it's aventi.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grande.

[Christy Lee]

It was actually that. That. That was a clue in the crossword puzzle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

MIDI is always in crosswords ones. Because I always went, what is a midi skirt?

[Christy Lee]

Midi skirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do enough crossword puzzles. There are a lot of words that always show up.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

A la carte is pretty famous. A L. A.

[Bob Kevoian]

What kind of music always shows up in three letters?

[Tom Griswold]

Emo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Emo.

[Tom Griswold]

Emo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's a tallow.

[Tom Griswold]

Aloe Vera eves.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but a lot of poem things.

[Chick McGee]

Iota shows up a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Mostly an ode. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. Yep. Now. Yeah. I just. This art. The article we had about solitaire mentioned that it became even more popular when the computer version came out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think that was only game on there for a while. Right. When you.

[Chick McGee]

It would sure seem like maybe that or Minesweeper.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a song called Solitaire? Solitaire. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Carpenter.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I want to say Neil diamond, but that doesn't seem right either. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me.

[Chick McGee]

He does Solitary.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't sing the song or play the game.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. What do we got there?

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom show. Solitaire was. There you go. We're close. While camping with my brother and our wives this weekend, my brother made an exceptional tenderloin. After the meal, my brother asked his wife, do you want some more meat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh. In front of his brother.

[Bob Kevoian]

Classy.

[Tom Griswold]

She replied with a stern no. However, they then disappeared into their camper for a while. Oh, Lol.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think they're doing in there? Tom, are you capable of camping? A and 2. Having. Having any sort of romantic liaison with a lad in a camping setting?

[Chick McGee]

And we're going. You want to go tent?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Not camper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not nothing. Yeah. Like for you. Let's call it roughing it like a tent.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't in quite some time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you hitchhiked across. Across Isle Royal, I would imagine.

[Chick McGee]

I've never had sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't hitchhike. I walked across whatever. Isle Royale. Yes. Canoe. The Abitibi River. Many, many.

[Tom Griswold]

Half of 1%.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But not.

[Christy Lee]

Never had sex in a tent.

[Chick McGee]

No, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

There's still time I haven't had.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that I've slept in a tent, really, as an adult. If I'm passed, you know, in my adult years, being passed out and it was, you know, just outside in the grass.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. The way a man does it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember you told you hit your head on that gravestone.

[Chick McGee]

That had to be a. Yeah. You know, why we chose to camp it and that cemetery, I'll never know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the water tasted funny. It was well watered. Had a. You know, had a hint of embalming.

[Tom Griswold]

There's got to be a lady out there. Or many several who have braced themselves up against a tombstone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the guy. The guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know one.

[Tom Griswold]

Carried out behind him.

[Christy Lee]

You know one.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot her name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I thought a Margaret H. Gentleman never shared.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was Elizabeth Reed. Brothers. Almond Brothers. Joke, folks. Not really a joke, more of an annoying reference.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm waking up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm feeling better now. I'm ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

Ready to be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's feel. Anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today's the first unofficial day of summer as far as.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for sure it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying, Christy, there's that your kids are too old, but there's that period of time between when they first get out of school. I can remember as a kid loving it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You first get out of school and

[Christy Lee]

they're bored by the second week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But You've got. There's nothing that. Those first couple weeks. Yeah, there's. Most of the camps haven't started yet because of the.

[Chick McGee]

It's great. It is great.

[Tom Griswold]

They're relatable. The camps haven't.

[Chick McGee]

In fact, I'm going to say the Friday before Memorial Day is the unofficial start of summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree. Because that was our last day of school.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oftentimes it was. And yes, now this summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you're annoyed when I mentioned this, but it's important. July 4th is on a Saturday and it's going to be a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, it's the 250th, they were saying almost a year ago, not quite a year ago, that there was a lot of concern because let's face it, all the fireworks are made in China.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And when that huge tariff came, they thought we're not going to be able to get any fireworks. That has since gone away. So for the most part. So it'll be okay. Yeah. But the question is then are people going to take off. I think we're going to take off both the Friday and the Monday. Make it a four day weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent. So that would like your.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that way when we come back. So 7-4-5, when we come back on the 7th of July, it'll be a hostile show like today's.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to market now if you're enjoying this, and I know you're not, but don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

You find that. I'm noticing that the 200th because we were all here for the most part for the 200th anniversary.

[Christy Lee]

So much bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

76 was so much better.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it was partly because there were whatever three, maybe four television networks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

More of a. No cable TV to speak of commonality. And they had, Remember, they had the. These Bicentennial minute, I think it was called.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they'd run constantly little stories about.

[Chick McGee]

I like that some news places are doing that now. And it is really. It's great. It's a minute of like a. Just a history.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit of real. I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I also agree with you, Chick. Maybe, maybe as we get closer it'll be a little more.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we could come up with our own bicentennial.

[Chick McGee]

And Bicentennial rolls off the tongue better than. Is it Quandra Bi Quinten Centennial.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's Sesquisk and puss and Fob. What is it? How do you pronounce puss? And what is the word?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's only relates to Betsy Ross, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, for those of you that attended the 110th running of the Indianapolis 500, you may want to attend just to walk around and see some of the T shirts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are as uncensored.

[Chick McGee]

I mean where I almost went. We should have a security guard who

[Tom Griswold]

much like they do with license plates

[Chick McGee]

and I'm Mr. Free Speech Man. I mean most of us are. But it's like. Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Okay. Can I. I'll just give you one. But I can't say what it said.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Without. I can hint around it. P word often used for cats.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We following? Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think P words all we needed. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In huge letters. When I go like this, that's where you insert the P word. Ready? Who ate all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was on a lady. I have a photograph.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the one? There's the two thumbs. And it's what has two thumbs in each P word.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy.

[Christy Lee]

See that's on a shirt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I bet he has to either pay for it or get them very drunk.

[Chick McGee]

I saw one and it was a very large. It was a larger gentleman and so therefore larger print. Yes, on the shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

And it just said in giant block letters F off

[Bob Kevoian]

again. Is this guy trying to prove that his mom isn't dressing him as Sean Mori would say.

[Chick McGee]

But I also went, man. I mean even 6 year olds can spell that one out. Like that's just a tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, don't do that. It's not necessary.

[Tom Griswold]

We live in a society for all

[Bob Kevoian]

the great pageantry and. And by the way, the Blackhawks flying over, if you happen to be watching or if you were there, there are 300 plus thousand people there and the helicopters going ah. And the coverage on Fox, Incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If that's not goosebump inducing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great stuff.

[Christy Lee]

You could feel the ground shake.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, speaking of T shirts, we still have the pop up store still popped up. We printed a special shirt about a month or so ago and it was so popular it sold out instantly. So we put it back up there. There, there's a bunch of stuff there. So if you get a chance, check it out @bob&tom.com Right now I want to tell you that I feel safe and secure here because see those camera we can't see. If you go around the corner, there's a bunch of cameras. You know what they're for?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up from Wisconsin, something to annoy Chick by request. Your wish is my command. And something really happy when we come back. Something really great and happy and fun and sweet and wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

We're on the wrong show.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. I'm trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Why stop our roll, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm trying to switch it up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

You're harshing my buzz.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got something to say? Send us an email.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and tomobandtom.com the United States Soccer

[Bob Kevoian]

Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

My name is David Goss and I'm joined by my co host Megan Cl.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

look at the World Cup. Time's ticking.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Tom Griswold]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Bob Kevoian]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just really excited, just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

The US Soccer Podcast Presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tubbs show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Gogler. Hey, Chick Guitar in organ. At his side, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee at the sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of sports, best wishes going out to our friend Pat McAfee. The Mrs. Had a baby, little boy.

[Christy Lee]

Midas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What a great name. Midas Robert McAfee. This is. It was a high risk pregnancy with some issues, but everything's great. The baby was born Friday evening. So very good. Congratulations to the McAfee second child. A little, little guy. What a great name.

[Chick McGee]

That's awesome, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Mrm. Midas Robert McAfee. And there's a picture of Pat on X. And I don't think I've ever seen him look happier.

[Tom Griswold]

Those diapers are full of gold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, I. I got news for him. That's one thing. I'm sure he's well aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

But when does that.

[Christy Lee]

He has a daughter.

[Mr. Obvious]

Water.

[Tom Griswold]

When does. I don't remember chromium specifically, but when do they put smell in the poopy? Because there's a time, there's a grace period where, oh, this is not that bad. And then when they started.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the first one is, is it the mercromium or something like the Tara thing? And then they get into the regular cycle. But anyways, congrats to Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Samantha now. Oh, you have a letter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. My name is Scott. I'm from Lexington, Kentucky. Perrin. Yes, the Commonwealth. I'm 58 years old and consider myself old school. That is, until Tom starts talking about anything in the past. My question is, what is the most recent year Tom considers anything to be a classic? 1980. 1940. 58 AD I love all of you. He brings a whole new. Tom just puts a spin on things that I just can't wrap my head around. Will someone please help me?

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna go way back on this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

My request. This will answer that question.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll play a little bit of this and then we'll get. We'll get the chick's response.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is supposed to make me upset, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Okay. It usually does. And with good reason. I'm. I'm voting with you on this one. One. Okay. And let's see. And I'm going to see if. I want to see if Josh can Remember the name of the artist. And I. I'm going to try. I don't want to play it too loud because it tends to jump out of the speakers, but. But here. Here we go. Yeah, you get the idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Voted by audiologists, the most abrasive vocal ever recorded. That's Palisades park by, I believe it, Freddie Boom Boom Cannon.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And written by Chuck Barrett.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that weird? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that only lends to the rumor. Was he in the CIA? Was he the FBI?

[Chick McGee]

At least that book is convincing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jody writes how much she enjoys a chick yelling about the song Palisades.

[Chick McGee]

It is insistent, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mocking how he sings the song. I do like that cool organ sound, though, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you have a setting there probably somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll look for annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Not under A. Or you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really appreciate that. Now, if you want to reach us, you can write us. Email, of course. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com. We'd always. We always enjoy hearing from you.

[Chick McGee]

The crux of that story, what happens at Palisades Park?

[Tom Griswold]

Girls and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He and she and. And stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

They hook up, maybe. Yeah, the old tunnel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then he throws her off the Palisades. They're high, you know, and they go

[Tom Griswold]

out to the Pine Barrens. Christy, do you have a letter?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know if I should read it or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, by all means, Michael.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Christy, thank you for taking or talking about the movie Remarkably Bright Creatures. Oh, my wife. My whole family watched it last night. It was amazing. I'm sure it would annoy the crap out of Tom. It's kind of a chick flick, but, hey, it got me laid.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And, Pat, you said you saw it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you love it? Like it?

[Chick McGee]

Miss it? Like. Like Christy said, it is a chick flick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But it's sweet, isn't it?

[Mr. Obvious]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

I teared up once.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's one little moment that got me. What's it called again?

[Christy Lee]

It's called Remarkably Bright Creatures, and it's about a fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Fish.

[Christy Lee]

It's about an octopus. Sally Field is a flying woman in an aquarium.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that little Sally Field.

[Christy Lee]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Plus, she's great.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this. This little critter comes up to the

[Christy Lee]

glass and, yes, they're friends.

[Chick McGee]

The sex scene is quite crash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who needs fingers? And you got eight arms. You don't know what they say. Isn't that a bill? That's a bumper sticker.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen the movie, but the octopus is capable of speaking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a narration.

[Tom Griswold]

Voiceover.

[Christy Lee]

Voiceover.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There you go, Thompson.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm out. It's quite cute if they're talking. If there aren't talking toys or talking dogs, I'm out. But I draw the line at a talking octopus.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you hear what's going on, though? You have your standards.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the word you're looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

There are so many people out here, including in this, that don't watch things because they're. They're just influenced by you and your opinions.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not suggesting anyone not see it.

[Christy Lee]

Kids would love it.

[Chick McGee]

There was this new study that came out of Hollywood and I almost sent it to you, and then I went, I don't know if this is worth. There was a new study. It shows a movie is more likely to have somebody named. An actor named Chris in it or a talking animal than an older woman.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for bringing that up.

[Chick McGee]

I know. So they took the time to figure this out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody hates old woman. We all know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, no. So they're complaining. Hollywood is complaining about this. And guess who's in charge of who gets in those movies?

[Christy Lee]

Old Hollywood. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, so what are you gonna do about it?

[Bob Kevoian]

But how do you explain the success of the Golden Girls?

[Chick McGee]

Well, TV show Anomaly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a movie.

[Christy Lee]

For starters, Sally Field's so cute in this movie. And she's.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, does she wear the flying nun hat?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a. I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I got to agree with Tom on this. If she's not wearing the. Yeah, I'm not going to watch. She had it on for a minute. And smoking the Bandit. Wait. Wait for it. I'm lying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, you are quite an actor.

[Chick McGee]

Your facial expressions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every time I have a letter, that's. That has kind of an explanation for what was going on. This guy Matt in Virginia writes, I just started my new job last week in Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

I walked past a Land Rover and had to do a triple take when I looked at the license.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see this letter?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

The license plate was ready.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a space after the D, T, R, D, L, O, V, R. Oh,

[Chick McGee]

my God, man, I. All right. So I'm gonna try to figure out what it's.

[Christy Lee]

Tired lover. He's busy.

[Chick McGee]

No, I mean, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

How about many relationships? He's the third.

[Christy Lee]

Third lover. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I hope that's also it turns out

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a special edition of the Land Rover called the TRD apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what this guy says. I don't know. I didn't know they had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta take a look.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, would even get the new Range Rover trd.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I'll have to look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

The brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check that turd. Although I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, even if that's the case, and I don't doubt this letter writer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why.

[Chick McGee]

Why not? Why get the vanity plate?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wouldn't you know that everybody's gonna immediately think that you're a coprophilia fan?

[Tom Griswold]

However, are you so chaste, Are you so away from that part of the world that you. It doesn't even dawn on you that might. That might be coprophilia?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the. The TRD is. Stands for Toyota Racing Development Line. And Land Rover does not have a trd, but apparently Toyota does, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so it's not a Range Rover. It's a. I see. It's not a Land Rover.

[Christy Lee]

It might have been a forerunner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Either way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The forerunner trd, it's right here.

[Chick McGee]

But you're right, my mom would look at that and go, oh, that must. That's either a tired lover or the third lover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It wouldn't even have occurred.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There are some people who aren't aware of the word turd. I bet there are.

[Chick McGee]

I never liked that.

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly. Honest.

[Chick McGee]

Never used it growing like it either.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I never liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

So they wouldn't use a term like turd wrench. They wouldn't know what that is. I think I would say plunger.

[Chick McGee]

And I think the sensors got this wrong way back in the day. Saying pos I think is cleaner than saying turd. There's something about turd that's dirtier than just saying, look at that piece of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Matt from Virginia, thank you for helping us once again on our show. Isn't language funny? When we come back, we have news from the world of sports. More of your letters you can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com. oh, and we have. The pop up shop has popped back up some really cool shirts. We had one that sold out so quickly we did a reprint. So if you want to be part of it, check it out.

[Christy Lee]

And we also have some summer shirts that are really cool tank tops and, you know, things for the summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios you can join us back here in a moment. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob

[Tom Griswold]

and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

All decked out in the Bob and Tom T shirt and the Bob and Tom hoodie.

[Christy Lee]

Glad to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob and Tom panties. You look great.

[Chick McGee]

Your hair looks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks really good.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say panties?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Look, for those online, there's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Panties are not online.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how you start.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you know the rest, you know the code.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jeff. Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Game warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Or as I call him, Jo.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need to get. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

J. J.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Jake. It's good to see you. And it's great to see J. Y. It's great to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Thursday's Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

C.M.

[Bob Kevoian]

hello? C. No, I'm not going to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, we have a sporting news. Or do we have any more letters?

[Tom Griswold]

What's your Bob and Tom Show? If you've never had sex while camping, all capital letters, you are missing out.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the best loving this writer has ever experienced, he says.

[Chick McGee]

Not about Boy Scout Leader, is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll be getting my car.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a punchline to this. That's right. It's effing intense.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Your thoughts, naturally, would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, I. I gotta hand it to him because he had me. Maybe it was your delivery, but it was very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a good liar, evidently. This is from. Pass this around. Go ahead, examine it. See that? I. We've never met each other. It's from Steve McQueen is what it says.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

His email says Steve McQueen and his sign off is Stephen McQueen, occasional writer. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Not the film director.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Not the film director. Or the actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or the actor.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be quite the King of cool, right?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, ghosts. Yeah, they can get into the machines.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. My name is Matthew. Many schools are not out for weeks yet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I live in the Finger Lakes region of upstate New York.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful, beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Schools here are not out until June 26th.

[Chick McGee]

What's your favorite? Finger Lake. I like index.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. You know, it's funny. You'd mention that because often. Often middle finger, I think somewhat overrated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Especially in that area.

[Bob Kevoian]

For what it makes up when it comes to coordination. I would probably have to talk to a. To an instrumentalist, like say a Pat Godwin. When playing guitar, which finger is the most useful on the left hand if you're a standard right handed person.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When playing guitar. Are they all equally good?

[Chick McGee]

I'd go with index.

[Tom Griswold]

Index finger.

[Chick McGee]

Most important.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I think it may have a. We should talk to. We should talk to a finger specialist. I do know this, which I know you guys always enjoy hearing. Hearing.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Removing the big toe is less significant than removing the little one.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't that seem surprising?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that was exactly the opposite. But no, that sounds more surprising.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember I told you I met the guy that had his thumb cut off and they took his big toe and grafted it up there? A miraculous, brilliant surgeon.

[Tom Griswold]

I met a guy functional because now

[Bob Kevoian]

he's got an opposing digit up there

[Tom Griswold]

who had his big toe cut off and he insisted on wearing sandals year round.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were they the kind that the strapped one over the foot or did they

[Tom Griswold]

have a badge of honor, A thong.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they didn't go flip flop, they just went flop flop or did they go flip flop?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have a big toe to hold the thong in place.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he insisted on showing everyone his gross looking foot.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we could talk to a full. Full angelist.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, a toe expert.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a phalangelist.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a stamp collector.

[Chick McGee]

Phalanges. That's a felacious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, flaccious. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You could talk to Christy for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Collector.

[Bob Kevoian]

It depends.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, schools aren't out until June 26th. PS for Matt, hail Mary was incredible. Thank you for all the years of great enjoyment. Great enjoyment you give me from Geneva, New York. Matt.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He disagrees with your Hail Mary assessment, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I suppose if it was. If you didn't have any clothes and it was 4 degrees outside, maybe you'd enjoy the heat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of a movie theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Or if it was incredibly hot outside and you didn't have access to air conditioning. Unless you go into the. Yeah, it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was entertained. What are you gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna go see Odyssey?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What? That's the Christopher Nolan the retelling of the damn thing again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh, oh, that Odyssey. Yeah. I suffered. I suffered through the Richmond Latimore translation in college. I've had an enough rich And Latamore is the.

[Chick McGee]

The height of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know I interned for Richard.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Latamore. It's nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I have a new intro for sports. Would anybody like to hear it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd love to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

At this sound. You'll know it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd rather hear the outro.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to love it, Tom. At this. You want to hear this sound? It means it's time for my sportscast. Carl Anthony Towns. Tom. They call him the Cat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want the intro? I got it.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what you parted for. Is that the intro or the outro?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the intro, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the intro?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, that's the outro.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was the outro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, I'll play it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they called him. They call him the Cat. Carl Anthony Towns. K a T. 19 points, 14 boards and OG and an OBI scored 17 and. And the Knicks route the Cavaliers 13 93. Do away with them in a four game sweep fashion. And New York now waits for the winner of the Oklahoma City Thunder San Antonio Spurs.

[Bob Kevoian]

No more Taylor Swift at the game.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Travis were one of them, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Cleveland. Yeah. Hanging out.

[Chick McGee]

Makes sense that Travis would go there, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was good. They were just sitting in the stands. It was cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were sitting courtside. They weren't in this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, but they weren't in a suite. Wheat is my.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. I see what you said.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were sitting on a bench.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

You will. What do you.

[Christy Lee]

They were sitting in chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm curious about what the security situation would have been for her sitting on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I assume that they're plain clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's got to be people around.

[Bob Kevoian]

All around him, I hope. Yeah, no kidding. Although he would be a formidable foe.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should you have designs on Ms. Swift.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all know our favorites of security guy. Joe. You guys know Joe? Yeah, I always like that. Hey, Joe, are you carrying? And Joe goes, damn right. That's the security guy. I want to be just carrying. I'm not gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a story I gotta tell you about someone carrying. Remind me to tell you off the air.

[Christy Lee]

Well then why'd you bring it up?

[Tom Griswold]

That's not fair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can't tell us on here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a big adventure over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk to me, daddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Middle of the day. And I was Lee. I'd gotten to this place. I'd gotten a couple of iced teas to go. A couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Because. No, no, you need one and then you need a backup.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is by the gym. You know where we go, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there was this elderly gent limping along, carrying a backpack in. In the parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And I. So I. I stopped, rolled up, rolled down the window, and I said, are you okay? And he said, I'm not trying to make fun of the guy. He no speak English. So I said, do you need a ride somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

He just said he didn't speak English.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously this is part of slowly, so he understood.

[Tom Griswold]

But in Tom's defense, he did say

[Bob Kevoian]

it louder and slowly. He smiled and then I pointed and I went like this. Like I was with my steering wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And he goes. He goes, starbucks. Oh. I said, I'll give you a ride to Starbucks. So he. He gets in the car and we had a delightful conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though he.

[Chick McGee]

Limping homeless refugee.

[Christy Lee]

You spoke to him the whole time?

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I said, no habla spanol.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

And that's okay. I'm Italian.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I said, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Is spaniel the first language you tried?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yeah. And I said, no, no. Cuz he had said. When I said, get in the car. I'm sorry. He said, gracias.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I said, dana.

[Tom Griswold]

Fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then he looked at me and he went, they not. And kind of nodded his head.

[Tom Griswold]

Got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And so then I'm. I've got to drive to Starbucks, which is about 5, 10 minutes away way with this strange dude in my car.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you don't have to. You chose old.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he's a nice old. He's an old man. He was obviously. He was obviously a good guy. That is why.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear how quickly he turned that around?

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all of a sudden a burden now.

[Chick McGee]

Now I got to drive this guy to Starbucks.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how this guy got in my car.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, sorry. Did you give him money? Did you give him money? It's not a bird. No, it's. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

You're quite insane, you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying. I know. I had to figure out what to do to. I had to talk to this guy. We had a delightful time. So I said, could you have gone

[Tom Griswold]

through that before you invite him into your car?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I could tell he was all right, harmless. So I said he couldn't. I said, are you from. And then I didn't want to make Any assumptions? So I just figured I'd go right in the middle. I said, are you from Central America?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he goes, no, Venezuela. And then he goes, things very bad there. So he spoke that much English?

[Chick McGee]

A little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit, huh. And then he pulled out his gun

[Chick McGee]

and stole your car?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Did you notice he didn't limp when he got out of the car with your red bucks?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, know. You know who you had your car. Kaiser.

[Chick McGee]

So it was absolutely Kaiser. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

But then that he did know enough English to say. I said, I was trying to. I for. I was doing my pigeon Spanish. And. And I said Spanish. Do you live over by those apartments you live?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, apartmento. Do you live in the lesser. Nice place.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said, I said like a su casa. And I point at the apartments and he goes, see? And then, then he did say in English. He goes, starbucks, second home. Which was sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's kind of funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was. That's a long walk for the guy. So I.

[Chick McGee]

Did he ever utter the phrase loco gringo?

[Bob Kevoian]

But he was a sweet old guy. It looked like it was going to rain. So you.

[Chick McGee]

The head in his backpack?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Starbucks.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they say anything about the temporary restraining order they have against this guy? So he doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't go in with him.

[Chick McGee]

I hope you guys become friends and you can see each other weekly or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

If he lives in the apartments behind my gym, I'll probably see him again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God. He's going to be on the show before we know it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wait and see.

[Tom Griswold]

And now

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have to bring one of my Spanish speaking friends to translate for him.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have any Spanish speaking friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What was his name?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't ask. I should have said. How do you say that?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean you didn't ask him his name?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Sayamo? That would be my name. Tay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I speak.

[Chick McGee]

It's terrible to yamo.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that it? What is your name?

[Bob Kevoian]

You could say it would have been fully worth it if I had said Tom and pointed to myself and he said Kaiser Sose. Would have made. Would have made my day. But that's not what.

[Christy Lee]

Actually I did not have any strangers in my Tucson hybrid over the weekend. But they're welcome. If I run into a man that needs a ride, I'd be happy to give him one. Yeah, America's best warranty comes with all of Hyundai's.

[Tom Griswold]

So then I got this guy in my car. He actually said, I know. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Every time you say that. I want to. I want to sing that great Sammy Hagar Best of Both Worlds.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good song, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

After you drop the guy off at Starbucks, how quickly did you go to the detail sailing place?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's very funny.

[Chick McGee]

I'll scrub this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Went to my garage. I had to give it a quick wipe. Yeah. I've got to learn more Spanish.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have our one friend who's a server that we talk to all the time, but our one restaurant we go to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, one friend, he could.

[Bob Kevoian]

He could come and translate for me. Absolutely. It'd be fun. Then I find out that the guys

[Chick McGee]

wanted

[Bob Kevoian]

serious, serious crimes. Just a hub serial killer. But that's the first hitchhiker I've picked up in quite a while. But he wasn't even hitchhiking.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, you kind of forced a ride on him, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he just. It was gonna rain this. He was an old man. He was probably 85.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he try everything he could to not take the ride?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he looked me over and figured I was fairly harmless.

[Chick McGee]

What if there's a traffic cam right now of Tom in his car and next to him is Castro's brother? Hell, that's the freshly indicted.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Raul.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

So take me the head to the head of Alfredo Garcia.

[Chick McGee]

What was.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyhow, that's it. That's the name of it. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. We will return to Earth, Earth and to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

That'll make a lot of people happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome Back to the Bob and Top Show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jeff Oskay. Yes. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Hello. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Chick McGregor.

[Tom Griswold]

Ghee. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did ask the. I was just telling the story about this gentleman who was kind of sort of limping a little bit and he was at where my iced tea place is, and I ended up giving him a ride over to Starbucks. Elderly fellow. And if I say he's elderly, we're

[Chick McGee]

talking, you know, death's door. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I did ask him if he had heard of the Indianapolis 500. You know, all the. All the checkered flags, and no was the answer.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he.

[Chick McGee]

So he was unaware of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's from Venezuela. No Venezuelan drivers this year.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couple of Brazilians, of course. Some of the finest drivers in the world. I don't know if there's ever been a Venezuelan. I'd have to homework on that.

[Christy Lee]

I would have loved it if the gentleman in the elevator, when you asked

[Bob Kevoian]

them, oh, that's a difference. Do you want to tell that story?

[Chick McGee]

Story.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead, you tell it.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell it.

[Christy Lee]

You ran into.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we were over at the Indianapolis

[Tom Griswold]

Motor, speaker in the elevator, going somewhere for media day.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the media room there. How big would you say it is, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there are. There are these long desks. I don't know what other 30 of them or something.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody has their spot.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's huge windows. It's incred. It's so beautiful. Looks like something in a movie. These beautiful windows so you can see the track, but they're all these legitimate journalists. And through.

[Tom Griswold]

And here. And here you come.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So obviously, apparently, the standards were lowered. We got the last two passes, but to get to that media room, you take an elevator. So I get there with our team. I forget who I was with, and. Oh, that's right. That's right. I forgot. Yeah. Because he knows how to go out of where to go. So I get that. We get in the elevator, and there are these two dudes speaking, presumably Japanese.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure now, what led you

[Tom Griswold]

to believe they were speaking Japanese?

[Bob Kevoian]

They had an Asian aura about them, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're, you know, the sound was kind of like, you know, Japanese.

[Chick McGee]

Were they Asian? You can say a person is Asian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, they were. They were of Asian aired.

[Christy Lee]

So what did you say to them? What did you say?

[Bob Kevoian]

I said, where are you guys from? Yeah, they were speaking Japanese, but I figured they'd. Obviously, if they're here, they have more English than I have Japanese. And all I could think of in Japanese was, omo aragato, Mr. Roboto.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if they're sticks fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yeah, you don't want to anger them, by the way. I'LL go on record. I love that record. I know. I'm the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you are back.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those. Now. I said, are you. Where are you guys from? And they smiled and they said, Tokyo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, Tokyo.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I said, I think. Don't think it was too presumptuous of me. I said, I better know who you're rooting for.

[Christy Lee]

I would have loved it if.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because there's, there's, there, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

They would have said Honor D or. Or Joseph Newgarden, who's on with.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just somebody other than.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's one Japanese driver, Mr. Asato Sato.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. And he's great. He's won it twice. So. Yeah, they're obviously they were here covering it. I assume from his perspective.

[Christy Lee]

They were actually in the media center when I was there on race day. I know exactly who you're talking about because they were right around the corner from me.

[Tom Griswold]

I know exactly who you're talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they were having a great time talking to each other.

[Christy Lee]

Great time.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a myball as soon as I walked into the room. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. What does. Quite the international appointment event.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's a wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

And our winner from Sweden.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Svedon. We're going with.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll let you like this Josh. He spells his last name. His first name is Felix. And when I interviewed him, we talked about if he was familiar with Felix the cat.

[Christy Lee]

I knew you were.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, was he?

[Tom Griswold]

What about Felix Unger? Did you ask him that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not. Next year. Okay. Because now he's gonna have to talk to me again because it's good luck. But it's. He spells Rosenkivist. There's no U. Yeah, I love that. Qv.

[Chick McGee]

It's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a great guy. Just had a baby a couple of weeks ago. Rosie Stella. Little Stella.

[Tom Griswold]

Rosie Rosenquist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And congratulations Also to Pat McAfee and his beautiful wife. They have a nice little boy delivered on Friday. All right. And great name, Midas Robert McAfee. What a great name. Now that, well, I guess is a great way to segue into the world of sports.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Once again, Knicks complete the sweep. The Cavaliers win 30 93. They aw the winner of the Spurs Thunder. And in Major League Baseball, Houston's Houston Astros right hander Tatsu Tatsuya Imai.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I know who he rooted for.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. And relievers Stephen Okert and Alimber Santa. That's one who can get down the chimney with literally no help. From anyone.

[Chick McGee]

Just limber sends quick.

[Tom Griswold]

They combined to throw a no no. Twirled a no hitter. Tom. A 9 nothing win over the Texas Rangers, the first no hitter in the major league since Shota Imanaga. And two Cubs relievers combined for 12 nothing went over Pittsburgh back in 2024.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's happening here?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, there. There weren't any last year and I think the record is not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, this is the theme of our sports.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, listeners. There's one person laughing and in the

[Tom Griswold]

NHL last night, Andre Svetchnikov. Now, did I make that name up?

[Chick McGee]

You know, we crossed. You son of a. We had crossed the tightrope.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We had made it to the other side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

With. No, with. With barely a wind gust and.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking about? I'm sorry, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to tell you. Is this an NHL player or is this a spy? Or is it both?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Andre Svetchnikov.

[Chick McGee]

Semi hockey related, I suppose.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hear.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear a Russian name in this music. I see a bear skating on the ice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be so fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice? And a. Andre Setikov is both. He scored at 14 over 06 of overtime as the Carolina Hurricane defeat the Habs. And the have nots.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

32 and Carolina takes a 21 lead in Eastern Conference final. Shane gots to be here. And Taylor hall gotta be somewhere. Okay. Are you laughing at me? Get a pen. Write this name down. Shane.

[Bob Kevoian]

S H A N E. No.

[Tom Griswold]

S H A Y N E. Okay. Oh, his last name. Gots to be here. G O S T I S B E H E R E. How do you say that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do it. Spell it one more time.

[Tom Griswold]

G O S T I S B E H E R E. Got here. Got to be here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Michael Jackson there.

[Chick McGee]

I had a question about the skating band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Four sets of skates or two sets of skates.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Skating bears. Just two. Just one on their. As we would perceive their feet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

None on their hands.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So upright skating bears.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Otherwise you couldn't hold the stick. Good point. I. I should have thought about that before I asked.

[Tom Griswold]

I see him skating around eating donuts with a helmet.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean helmet?

[Chick McGee]

How are you on a bear?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't want him to fall.

[Chick McGee]

Tim Hortons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

How you doing? Oh, he's falling. Thankfully he had that helmet.

[Chick McGee]

Help me out.

[Tom Griswold]

And tennis player Arthur.

[Chick McGee]

Where Ash.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up, Tom. Tennis player Arthur. Ge.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's The French Open.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks this is saving what he did earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You see, I played all.

[Tom Griswold]

No problem here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. Where is it being played?

[Tom Griswold]

Tennis player Arthur Gee Gay Ga Hee Haw.

[Chick McGee]

How's it spelled?

[Tom Griswold]

G E A Hee Ha. Had to run off the court for an emergency bathroom break during the French Open debut on Sunday two days ago, prior to dashing off the court. He's 21 years old. Told the chair umpire in France, bench, I need to go to the bathroom. I can't move anymore. I'm going to go on the court.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, talk about deuce. And it was all for that 40 love. No, it's deuce, usually.

[Tom Griswold]

And the term. I know what the word usually means. Usually, bathroom breaks are only permitted between sets. But sometimes they're permitted in an emergency setting. Evidently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. So it's. The rule is you can't just go to the bathroom willy nilly.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no rule. Usually between sets. This guy had to go during a set, and they let him go because

[Bob Kevoian]

it was an emergency.

[Chick McGee]

We could say this is atypical, but not.

[Tom Griswold]

We certainly could.

[Bob Kevoian]

We just saw this. We had the. The photograph of the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget the name of the stand.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Spur player at an NBA game.

[Tom Griswold]

He ran into the public bathroom. Was the big deal there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had to pee.

[Chick McGee]

And good on that guy, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He went to the closest bathroom and got right back out.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this guy, I. Well, if you read deeply into the article, this. This was a much more serious matter than just urinating.

[Christy Lee]

Did he finish the match? Did he win?

[Bob Kevoian]

He lost. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

His opponent, Karen Kov.

[Christy Lee]

Spy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Spy. Very good, Christy. Karen is how it's spelled. She, he. Love is love ultimately won the match. Mr. Hia ranked 135th trailing the 13th seated Kostikov 4 to 2. And he had to make a move to the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

The umpire allowed him to break because of medical circumstances.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mayor.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they learned their lesson during the water polo matches when they wouldn't let the one guy go, they had to call the game.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's got a floater. Wait a minute. That's an interesting. You know, they urinate in the pool.

[Chick McGee]

No doubt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again, this was a more serious transaction.

[Tom Griswold]

That's like 70 of urine in the water polo. Yeah. You know, I played water polo, Tom, but my horse kept drowning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your horse drowned, did he?

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta keep his head up.

[Chick McGee]

You need a long snorkel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. That's good to know. Oh, wait a minute. The Enhanced games and I thought this was a faux made up story.

[Chick McGee]

This was an old SNL bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll come back with.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to come back with that. I'm being told.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on. Yes, we're coming back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, thank you very much. I want to remind you that the pop up shop has popped back up. Go to Bob and tom dot com. Some cool stuff there. We had a new shirt that sold out so quick. We're bringing it back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Of course Tom is here. And there's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Jevoskay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I am Chick McGee. And right back to Tom. And we got a couple of sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm wondering if the odd way I feel today is because I had too much sugar yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Happened last time, didn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had. You had a head headache.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a delicious butter pecan ice cream cone. But for brunch I went to this place and I had a version of French toast that I think was coated with the essence of goodness. It was like the sugariest syrup. God, it was amazing. It was, it was like a candy bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right for breakfast?

[Christy Lee]

You never take a bite and go, oh, that's too much sugar. Sugar.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I said, this is great. I should have this every morning.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could put back on the £50 I've lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Who, who What? No, you don't. This is too much sugar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's delightful.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes things can be very sugary.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't have that attitude.

[Bob Kevoian]

The syrup had some fancy name that I think translates to nothing but sweet, raw sugar. It was just delightful. But I'm a little, little out of it this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Evidently there's something out there in the competitive sports world called the enhanced game. They allow and encourage athletes to take performance enhancing drugs. Oh, more the merrier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they, do they test for them?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Why would they do that if they encourage it?

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that you have to

[Christy Lee]

be enhanced if you're compete, if you're

[Tom Griswold]

going to compete against people who are enhanced, you Better be enhanced.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's a fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

The games took place over the weekend. Only one world record was broken during the competition in Las Vegas. Vegas? Kristen Golemov swam the 50 meter freestyle in three seconds. No. And 20.81 seconds faster than the current record of 20.88 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. And she's all juiced up, is she?

[Tom Griswold]

Evidently.

[Chick McGee]

Clitoris the size of a cigar.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. This one is not because of being juiced up. Stop.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And this one. And this is a man, Christian.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Was wearing a special full body polyurethane suit which is banned during some sanctioned races.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The article, a seal. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The article goes on to say that's the big advantage is the weird suit.

[Christy Lee]

So he didn't have steroids in him?

[Bob Kevoian]

He may have, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but he wore the suit. However, these enhanced games, if you broke a world record, you received a million dollar bonus. And Chris Christian, the only one to receive a million dollar bonus.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there legalities with this? I mean, if the person has some kind of massive overdose or.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's the risk you take.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think. Right. You want to have a world record or not one.

[Chick McGee]

A million bucks or what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, would you want to have this in baseball? Have a team again, all jacked? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a gentleman called. Called Fred Curley who predicted that he would destroy. He would destroy Usain Bolt's 100 meter record of 9.5. He was enhanced, did everything he could. He can only come up 997. His time would have placed him last at the Paris Olympics two years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know why they say. You know why he's faster with the steroids, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. You understand aerodynamics.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And his testicles are so small that they're not. That's the.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, there's. You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're tucked in there.

[Chick McGee]

Less drag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, there's less drag. And the acne on his back also barely lightens the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it serves as an air force.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lance Armstrong, the like. Did he lead the parade? How do they do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record.

[Christy Lee]

Now,

[Bob Kevoian]

would you want to see enhanced

[Chick McGee]

porno or porn with steroids? Is that what you mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, with other enhancements.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Lips and boobs and apparently almost every porn set. A bowl of just Viagra. Right. You just like M M's?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. I was thinking more like extend

[Christy Lee]

members.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, with. Oh, like a prosthetic.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a whole new ball game, sis. That's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it'd be enhanced.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, what they're talking about drug enhanced, not plastics, not plastic surgery.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they need latex. But let's all out there argue about

[Tom Griswold]

what the material is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen, as a dildologist now I know you studied dildography. Completely different science. People get so confused. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Third time a Belgian man. Belgian man's broken the Guinness world record for the most tongue to nose touches in one minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Whose nose?

[Tom Griswold]

Sasha.

[Christy Lee]

Tongue to nose Sasha.

[Tom Griswold]

Sasha Behener. F E I, N E R. Feener, Finer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably Finer claim the title with A

[Tom Griswold]

total of 421 tongue to nose touches in 60 seconds. The previous record 334.

[Christy Lee]

His own nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like sir, just use a Kleenex.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Don't. Four year old it.

[Christy Lee]

Can anybody hear right here. Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

You can't dodge.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way I could tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Right up against my tongue, baby. Look at this channel. Josh, you want to go watch some cartoons?

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy. But the ladies, ladies love this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I got tongue on my nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many times he touches his nose with his tongue?

[Tom Griswold]

421. Surpassing the old record of 334.

[Chick McGee]

Also. It's fast. Also.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. 60 seconds like a snake. I bet it did sound like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So when this guy works on a lady, he doesn't just spell the Alphabet, it's in bold italics. Yum yum. Eat him up.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say works on a lady?

[Christy Lee]

That's what he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

He also said yum yum

[Bob Kevoian]

is a reference to an episode of the Little Rascals that set me back culturally.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That I've never really recovered from.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's what did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean the evils done by the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Young Rascals, the Little Rascals.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Hollywood is guilty of poisoning the minds of everyone. Especially when it comes to the stereotypes of certain ethnicities. That it's very hard to get over them.

[Chick McGee]

Some are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Some might have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Those lazy people.

[Tom Griswold]

Some might have the wherewithal of really realized. Maybe that's a stereotype. Not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's the key, isn't it? Yeah. We can all.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the rule.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this guy, the.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the 43 year old Finer's second tongue related record.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

He previously achieved the record title for the largest tongue circumference male.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do they measure that?

[Chick McGee]

We talked about that when he did it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He just makes, like a ball with his tongue. Tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's. Yeah, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's a photograph.

[Tom Griswold]

It refers. It refers to it as. He inflated his tongue to 6.69 inches. That's half a foot to me and you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's gross.

[Christy Lee]

That's so gross. Please. Thank you, Jason. I can't look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I didn't know Christie was so squeamish when it came to men's mouths.

[Tom Griswold]

You're missing a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

No, I. Not men's mouths, but tongues like that, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

She brings up a good point. The ladies, I would guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't really ever see the guy's tongue. No.

[Chick McGee]

They don't need you, I suppose.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless they're upside down, maybe. No, wait a minute. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it tradition after a fine meal, little nice restaurant to stick your tongue out and go, this is me and you later?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No wonder that hasn't been working for me. No one.

[Tom Griswold]

Let the record show that Tom, he's

[Bob Kevoian]

working on a lady over there.

[Tom Griswold]

This is me and you later. And stuck his tongue out and went

[Bob Kevoian]

meet him up there.

[Chick McGee]

Are ladies out there that dig the Tom that.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they dig is that him and that cowboy hat. They love it, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cowboy hat on yesterday is viral. Walking the dog like Ebola. The weird thing is I forgot I had it on.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you forget you have a cowboy?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, there's more to the story. I'm not telling the story.

[Tom Griswold]

It's impossible to forget you have a cowboy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but I had the cowboy hat, and I was on one for a long time. Walk with the dogs. Uhhuh. And I'm supposed to wear the cowboy hat. I've told you, as. As directed by my dermatologist so I don't get cancer in my ear again.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. And please.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I forgot I had it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Full disclosure, you're listening to the cast album of South Pacific.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was cowboy hat on. I listened to the true storyless guy in the car. I listened to the cast album of South Pacific, the 2008 Broadway version, and the original.

[Chick McGee]

With a cowboy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a cowboy hat on. So in other words, I was. I was preparing pairing in case they do make the Village People story. I mean, they made the Michael Jackson movie. That makes a fortune. If they made the Village People, I'd go see that. In any event, I'm walking the dogs and I'm kind of away from my neighborhood, but one of my neighbors pulls up and we start talking, we have a semi normal conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta go follow Tom for quite a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then after he drives away, I realized realize I wonder if he thinks I'm a complete douchebag for wearing this cowboy hat on. These mirrored sunglasses.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing to do with the hat. Yeah, like Pat said. Were you wearing the cowboy hat when you picked up your new special friend?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, because that. It's hard to. I can't wear it when I drive because it hits the back of the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a picture of the mirrored sunglasses? I need a ruling on that before I make my phone probably look like a sheriff.

[Christy Lee]

They're those ski ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're knockoffs on the 70s era. Bonnie Bell, whatever they were. Ski shapes.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowly Bell or bowl.

[Christy Lee]

They're white with red.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're red, white and blue. And they've got. They're great for skiing. And I found a place in Japan.

[Tom Griswold]

Spider Savage wore those. They are not bulletproof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not sure a Spider wore them, but thank you so much for bringing. Who was his best friend?

[Tom Griswold]

Claudine?

[Bob Kevoian]

Billy Kidd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Skier Billy Kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody that skied in the 70s. Anybody that skied in the 70s knows what I'm talking.

[Chick McGee]

So you were wearing that cowboy hat and those sunglasses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

People thought you were walking to a Kid Rock show.

[Tom Griswold]

My name is Kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

I enjoyed that. I think when we come back, will that have. Have you concluded our sports broadcast?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Fascinating. We have a little bit of sad news in the world of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good now. Now we're looking forward to sad news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, well, depends.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he was 95.

[Bob Kevoian]

They tried.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm talking about somebody else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I got a different sad story. We got a really cool elephant story in the news that's got a happy ending.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we also have how to get really drunk and drive across a golf course in your car.

[Tom Griswold]

I can do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what might happen.

[Tom Griswold]

I can do that anytime.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope you can rejoin us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel

[Bob Kevoian]

that in my fillings.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Josh, I have an idea. Chick. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

When you introduce us, how about we each say our favorite pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful. Here's Christine Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Peach.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[Mr. Obvious]

Banana.

[Tom Griswold]

Cream. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Rhubarb.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Not strawberry. Strawberry rhubarb.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a. That's a good choice. And not a lot of people, including. When I was a kid, I refused to try rhubarb pie because it looked disgusting. Looked like red celery.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then a couple years ago, I had a piece. It's amazing. A very good choice.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple. There's Ace cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. Pecan. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, our Pilates makes so many good pies and cookies. That peanut butter chocolate pie. Non traditional.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's your favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of like eating a candy bar. And I don't eat candy bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they call that the Chick McGee pie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I believe that's. That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a whiskey glaze? There is. Oh, yeah. That you can add as much as you like.

[Tom Griswold]

I use all of it and do what I do. You can add much whiskey as you like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't whiskey glaze sound like some. Someone that walked out of the movie Blazing Saddles?

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like somebody who would work with red celery. The vaudeville team of red celery and

[Tom Griswold]

whiskey glass Whiskey glaze.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, let's see. Where were we? We. We had finished your sports broadcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am finished.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't play the proper out outro.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is going to take a little time.

[Tom Griswold]

Alrighty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sir, just.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you stall for me hunting right now?

[Chick McGee]

It takes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

This is what you partner for.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was going on there? There's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I also have your jazz playing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

That's your.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your jazz playing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. Your jazz play, like 24 7.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that coming from?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Tom, I'll tell you what the problem problem is. It's your. That whole board is a mess.

[Chick McGee]

You got to get Eddie in here. Yeah, you gotta call him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll never get it fixed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

It is your fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is what we farted for. Okay, back to you, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Sonny Rollins, the legendary tenor saxophonist known for his bold tone and constant experimentation, has passed away at the age of 95. Most of you probably Know his work on the Rolling Stones album Tattoo you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

And he's really prominent and waiting for a friend, isn't that. Yeah, that was the song he's don't care for that featured on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you on the term Rest in Power, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Rest in Power. I've never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, instead of Rest in Peace.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I never heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I had never heard it either.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I hate to sound like Tom, but every. Everywhere I have seen a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Quite a bit, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And I think Rest in peace is just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, we know that you did great things while living.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see. So it's alternate definition of rip.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, you can't change the classics. Like, I'm tired of it. It's like when they. Instead of saying, gentlemen, start your engines. Drivers, start your engines. Oh, let's remove all the magic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, if that removes the magic, that one simple phrase they could say.

[Bob Kevoian]

They could have said, lady and gentleman, start. Start your engines.

[Christy Lee]

I do like that.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing wrong with that. You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's much better. I. That's Mr. Penske's only major screw up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know what? I.

[Christy Lee]

About it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, hang on a second. Yeah. Mr. Penske saying. That's good to know, Tom. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now shut up. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't say that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but Rip. Rest in power. No, you can't. You can't co opt a classic phrase like. Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

H. A lot of people.

[Bob Kevoian]

We the people, so we the persons. I mean. No, you can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll see.

[Christy Lee]

We'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we the proper people. That was the original way it was written. Then somebody stepped up and said, everybody's equal and. Freedom, my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Girls in women's bathrooms.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? An animal farm? All animals are equal, but some are more equal.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, Christy, what have you got? You got. So we have sad news from the

[Christy Lee]

world of jazz and sad news from the world of nature. Danish officials say a dead humpback whale they've nicknamed Timmy is now being sold out to sea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, wait a second. See, right away. Timmy. You can't name something in distress Timmy, because odds are what it's gonna Tiny Timmy. This is the whale that they kept towing back to the shore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Baltic Sea whale.

[Chick McGee]

Nature was trying to. Nature.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they were really. Their hearts were in the right place, but, boy, they.

[Christy Lee]

The whale had previously stranded several times before dying in the Baltic Sea. A section of beach on the Danish island of Anhalt has been closed off while crews move the whale into deeper water. Gases building up inside the decomposing whale have caused the body to swell, raising concerns about a dangerous rupture near shore. And we haven't seen the videos of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

It's horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but you think fireworks are beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whale exploded.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll turn a dead whale into a blue whale. As it blew up. It done.

[Tom Griswold]

It done blowed up.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy. That's also part of the. That ecosystem. That's going to be the. If you're a fish, that's the place to be.

[Christy Lee]

Hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

The new hometown buffet just opened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shakespeare saw this coming.

[Chick McGee]

He did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something's rotten in Denmark. It's that Timmy stinking up the whole country.

[Chick McGee]

We thought it was a murder of the king.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Turns out I'll damn spot or something. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A team of doctors and vets in Pakistan have developed a novel treatment.

[Chick McGee]

In Pakistan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

For elephants suffering from tuberculosis. The treatment involves feeding the elephants at least 400 pills a day.

[Chick McGee]

You ever heard an elephant come off?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It is real loud.

[Tom Griswold]

When you said tuberculosis. And I know this isn't the right dis. I saw elephants smoking with their trunks. I don't know why I saw that in my mind. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The effort by staff at the Kari Safari Park.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's Karachi.

[Christy Lee]

Karachi. That's right. Involves administering the tablets the same as those used to treat humans.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have delicious Karachi chops.

[Tom Griswold]

What are karach like.

[Chick McGee]

Like karate chops?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're made of.

[Tom Griswold]

You went ahead with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just thought of it. They can't all stick. I'm sorry. So the elephants have tuberculosis?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And they're feeding them pills hidden inside food ranging from a variety of sweets, Apples and bananas. It's the same same treatment they use for humans, but obviously it's got to be 400 times.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's like trying to give your dog a pill. They put it inside a. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have that problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

400. 400 pills. Why don't they just use supply repositories?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're gonna volunteer?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chuck. Chuck. I'll hold the ladder.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you participate in a suppository for your puppy dog? Oh, of course you would.

[Chick McGee]

You do what you can. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has this. Oh, I did. I. This. I did not know this was in here. It's this version of it. Says an elephant suppository would be roughly the size of a Stanley Thurman.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just gonna say fire extinguisher. Yeah. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't understand why they don't. I mean, can't they just make a bigger pill? Giving the. So they have to give this. So they have to give the elephant 400 different.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they, like an injectable or something? Why can't they.

[Chick McGee]

These are elephant experts.

[Bob Kevoian]

How would you. How would you inject an elephant, though? Could you get through the skin?

[Chick McGee]

I would think so.

[Christy Lee]

These are conversations from special vet friend. We should try to get him on the phone. He would know all these answers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's a big creature vet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, big creature vet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, ask him if. If they ask him about how big is an elephant's suppository? A and B, are they clearly marked? They don't give it to the. I'm supposed to. This thing. Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, the Village People. I can't mouth that thing. What's coming up, Christy Lee? Give me a hit.

[Christy Lee]

I'll give you a hint.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I have a special treat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you don't.

[Chick McGee]

Is it for all of us?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is a special treat we missed today in history the last four days.

[Tom Griswold]

I was right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

We have a marathon of history.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I. I compiled some of the important things that we missed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not so much much as a special treat, but a ketchup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I'm really excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe there is something amazing that we missed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we missed something important. It's always important to remember important things in history.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not going to be dull and boring. You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee is at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

I have a proposition for Oscar and maybe you chickster.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I'll keep it open minded. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom Griswold who seems distributed.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about and maybe we'll do this in the winter when I grow out my winter's beard. How do you feel about beard dye day where we just jet black them up?

[Christy Lee]

Oh man, that would be so fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a lot left over you could use but then you'd have to live with it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe we'll do it like on a day before we actually shave them or something.

[Christy Lee]

Well, doesn't it wash out? You could use well right away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, how long does it typically last?

[Tom Griswold]

2, 3 weeks depending on how gray you are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

We could just use sharpies and call.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how you stand somewhere and think of a good joke and. Is this a nine dollar joke? Is this a $12? Yeah. It be the same. Is this a three week joke?

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. I don't know. Oh, there are many, many pictures of me with my dyed beard before I decided not to dye the beard.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that I knew that you were doing that. Oh, you were a dyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I died the hell out of it, baby. Oh, and. And the hair a little bit actually. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, what's the story with Mick Jagger?

[Tom Griswold]

Talk to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, McCartney obviously went gray, 80s something. It looks great, but in a Mickey, come on. Is that a wig? He has a good colorist.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good. What do you mean is that a wig?

[Bob Kevoian]

But he certainly doesn't have chestnut brown locks. At age 80 he might.

[Tom Griswold]

Some people do.

[Christy Lee]

Some people do.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wondered that too. But I'm.

[Christy Lee]

You had an age, didn't have gray hair, remember?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but I think she was. Well, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Like Godwin Mathau. Was he dying? He was dying. Yeah, obviously. Cuz in my head I'm like, man, that guy's jeans. He just has black hair when he's 87.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, see, but I don't think we should use this forum for definitively saying of Walter Mathau dyed his hair. I. I think that's irresponsible.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't look terrible, did it?

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't think you should be saying that. Mick Jagger, obviously.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, I'm asking. I did. Did I state. I'm just asking.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an expert. I said it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's definitely.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear how irresponsible that is?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm a fan though, so whatever. Whatever works for Mick. No, I thought we would dip our toes into a little bit of early history, if that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait a minute. We do have a chick picture of me with a dark beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's died a little bit. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. I mean, it's a great dye job because you've got a touch. Don't they have that touch of gray right there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. In that photograph, to me you look like a cult. A cult leader of some fake religion. There is on the Lamb in Central

[Tom Griswold]

America there's a Netflix show about a cult leader and I kind of look like him in this picture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh gosh.

[Christy Lee]

True promises or whatever it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Todd Today in history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I gotta. I gotta find it. Give me a second.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Once again, there's a picture of me.

[Christy Lee]

You compiled it all for us.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you had it already.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did. I thought I did, too. I can't.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we would all be so lucky. Lucky to age as well as Godwin. Tom and Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice of you to say, handsome gents.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mean eight. You know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Handsome as the day is long. Would you like to go out on

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, do a story? I misplaced my. My notes here that I had.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

My calendar. I can't find it.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, aren't these three men hotter?

[Tom Griswold]

Will Tom ever be able to find who's Today in History now note. Will Christy read another story? Will Chick McGee ever shut the hell up?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Christy, the man who did that on the. Remember the gentleman that sat here with us who was on the soap opera Young and the Restless Forever?

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name? Yes. Eric Braden.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. We were watching. Don't laugh at me, but for some reason, we got on the Herbie the Love Bug train yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And we were watching Herbie from Paris to Monte Carlo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

And he's the guy that they're racing.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's also in one of the Planet of the Apes movies as the villain.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to examine Zira and dissect her.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't he in Titanic?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's also. He plays John Astor, I think I

[Bob Kevoian]

was kind of Jacob Astor, I think,

[Christy Lee]

because I just remember him on Young and the Restless. And when I saw him, I went.

[Chick McGee]

He's a cool, distinct, distinguished sounding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very great guy. He was in here twice, and real, real funny.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what was Herbie's origin? How did he become. How did he come to life?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a great question, because we never. We went. We started with Herbie fully loaded, because that's the NASCAR theme one. And we were all thinking about racing Lindsay Lohan. Yes. And Justin Long. And then we went to Herbie Goes from, you know, Paris to Monte Cristo.

[Chick McGee]

You went backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And that's where Don Knotts has all the wrenches.

[Tom Griswold]

Don Knotts is in a Herbie movie?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I love that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Asuka's looking puzzled because he thought it was Herb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was super disappointed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thought it was gonna be Cheech and Chong.

[Christy Lee]

If you're on the Herb, it would be really fun to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have. I have today in history. The days we missed you kids at Home.

[Tom Griswold]

That's called killing time so Tom can find stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome. Oh, this is an easy one. Born in 1866, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.

[Tom Griswold]

He invented i70.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. We wouldn't have that interstate across the country.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people think it was Eisenhower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fahrenheit, of course, developed the thermometer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the whole thermometer, not just part of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he famously gave it to one of his buddies. The guy put it in his mouth. No, no, no, no. It's not where it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, his original idea was just no, no numbers and they're like halfway hot or all the way hot is what they'd say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you ever notice if you.

[Chick McGee]

What's your temperature this much, by the

[Bob Kevoian]

way, the thermometer gets kind of a bad rap. Did you ever notice if you pull into, like a church or a school and there's a thermometer, big poster, they're going to ask you for money?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

That's often the gauge, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's often a fundraiser. Happy birthday to.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's what I heard when you said gay age. It's often the gays, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

The gays always won our money. Tom. Did we know which came first, the Fahrenheit thermometer or the Celsius thermometer?

[Tom Griswold]

It was Kelvin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Kelvin, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's. There's Kelvin Fahrenheit Centigrade. As a radio guy, Chick and I both lived through an era in which I don't know how this happened. I think it might have been Jimmy Carter's fault. You had to give the temperature in Fahrenheit and celsius.

[Tom Griswold]

Tomorrow's high, 32 degrees. That's zero Celsius.

[Bob Kevoian]

I refuse. Refused to do it. Yeah, yeah, I did it for about a week. I said, no, I'm. I'm an American. I don't care. Let's see now. And I think we should go back to the hundred yard dash, but that's another story.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Josh. You'll get this one. Harry Burnett Reese.

[Chick McGee]

No idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

The inventor of the Reese's Cup.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm unfamiliar.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess what, 1879, he was born.

[Tom Griswold]

What sort of invention? Like, we need a chocolate peanut butter candy. Well, let's have chocolate and put peanut butter. Is that. Is that really an invention?

[Bob Kevoian]

Should I say creator of.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I hope Nobel Prize was. He was at least considered.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've seen his grave. Here lies Reese's Pieces.

[Chick McGee]

Reese's Pieces. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Tommy Chong.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in 1938.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's getting up there, man. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stoner. The Mount Rushmore of stoners. Go ahead. Who do you got? Jeffrey? You got Cheech? You got your Chong?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have to put Harrelson? What about Seth Romeo? He's got a bit of Doug Benson.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe Snoop goes before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Snoop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Happy birthday, 1941. Bob Dylan, born Robert Zimmerman recently booed when his pacemaker went electric.

[Chick McGee]

A much preferred acoustic facemaker.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the pacemaker with the crank, yeah. Let's see. Happy birthday, Priscilla Presley. Which she was 14 when she met Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you mispronouncing Dancing Presley?

[Bob Kevoian]

What did I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Presley.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a herdsy. Do you know? This is Christy lee, born in 53. Alfred Molina.

[Christy Lee]

Alfred Molina does the narration of the octopus in the movie I was talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's famous for what in Indiana Jones?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's that great.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting his head chopped off early.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's also in a new. Burrows. Burrows. With the Duffer Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried to watch it.

[Chick McGee]

Not for you. Okay, I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

John C. Reilly, very fine actor.

[Christy Lee]

I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in 65. I hear that he's lobbying DreamWorks for a live action Shrek.

[Chick McGee]

What, you think he's Shrek?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, yeah, he's always kind of. He's a great actor. How about 1974? Will Sasso.

[Chick McGee]

I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He nailed Curly. Dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's one of the great as Curly in the Three Stooges. He was the guy, the heavy set guy on Mantee tv.

[Chick McGee]

He's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's great. Oh, this is important. In 1844, Samuel Morse tapped out the first telegraph message.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you think he felt when they heard about two way radio? I'm gonna rule the world. I got this Morse code going.

[Bob Kevoian]

The first message was the first. First telegram. But you know what it was?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'd like to talk to you about your extended car warranty.

[Chick McGee]

That was the very first. They were just haunting us.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the next one, it was tongue in cheeks. It's fun to stay at the ymca.

[Tom Griswold]

And you meant tongue and cheap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. The Brooklyn Bridge opened in this state in 1883.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the worst that could happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

And people in Manhattan complained about all the hips walking across.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember that? Remember that group, the Brooklyn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is interesting. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade premiered in 1989. It would prove to not be the Last Crusade. They did a couple more.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they actually meant crusade literally there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's as entertaining as movies gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it says Harrison Ford was 47 and Sean Connery was 59 playing his father. By my math, that's a 12 year difference.

[Chick McGee]

Just so awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's John Connery.

[Tom Griswold]

Name the dog Indiana.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very potent.

[Chick McGee]

I saw that at the drive in with it was that and the Naked Gun. I don't know that I've ever had a happier evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's great. What a combination. Ms. May Jameson became the first real life astronaut to appear in an episode of Star Trek.

[Christy Lee]

Not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Who?

[Chick McGee]

Ms. May. James Jameson.

[Bob Kevoian]

May Jemison. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jim.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Did she ever go up in the. I mean, did she.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I heard on the set apparently she kept going fake. Fake. That's not Tang. What is this crap? You know, you really, really, really know her. Out of space. But we're not done.

[Chick McGee]

And I. And I, by the way, I have a crush on George Shakai. Would you see if you could hook us up?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

The crew guys were like. That's a tall order.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is an easy one. I'll give it to you, Mr. Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

1843, Christian Doppler presents what to the Royal Bohemian Society.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

The radar.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the Doppler radar, Christian. The. The Doppler effect which would eventually. That's the thing. When I. Changes tone, when a siren goes by, it goes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I heard one word and thought I had it. No, it's the same concept. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still lost. You would give him credit for that answer if you were testing.

[Chick McGee]

Doppler radar uses the Doppler effect. So he.

[Bob Kevoian]

He concluded his famous presentation in front of the Royal Bohemian Society by presenting the seven day weather forecast.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that nice?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. So you have to get. Yes, yes. In 1922. This is a baseball one for you, Josh. Babe Ruth was suspended for a day and fined $200 for throwing dirt on an umpire.

[Chick McGee]

So how about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder what 200 bucks would be in 1922 in American. American. USA dollars today for Babe Ruth.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he would call it worth it. I wonder what the call was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Henry Ford announced the. Sorry. Oh, I see. The end of production of the Model T. Yeah. Oh, this is confusing. What was the car that they made after the Model T?

[Chick McGee]

The Model A?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They went to. Yeah. The Model A very good. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

It's weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then they started a really weird. And they started the Model I Kia, which you. They just gave you the parts.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had to build it yourself. Didn't really sell.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let me ask you something. Do you think you could put a car together if you've got the parts?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

God, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a buddy that could.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you think.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. I mean, if you gave me. You'd have to give me all the YouTube videos and all the guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oscar could probably do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've rebuilt a couple engines.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

But these fancy new engines that are all electric. Yeah. I'd have to be like. Mine were like 69 Chevelle or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

1977, Star wars was released.

[Chick McGee]

A new hope.

[Christy Lee]

Star Wars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. The. The good one.

[Christy Lee]

The first one, the real Mandalorian, did not do well. Lowest ever Star wars film opening this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

For Disney.

[Bob Kevoian]

And interestingly enough, the movie Alien was released in 1979. That's one of the only movies I've walked out of because I was too frightened.

[Christy Lee]

Really couldn't handle it.

[Mr. Obvious]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's something that happened early on in that movie, and I said, I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's intense.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never seen the end of it. I'll never watch it again.

[Christy Lee]

You spoil movies all the time. You're not going to spoil that.

[Chick McGee]

You missed the dance number. Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Hope comes out as a C.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I know is I saw it and said, I got to get a colonoscopy. Quick little. I want to make sure I'm clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Little did you know that real life was on the way for you, and it was going to be far more terrifying than anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is for Josh. Happy birthday, Ralph Waldo Emerson. You're probably familiar with this. Where is he always. He always wears the red and white striped shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

And I do. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're a team.

[Chick McGee]

I have the selected writings of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Now, who selected those?

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

He selected himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then, of course, he was in a band with. Who was it? Lake and Palmer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ian McKellen, actor, born in 39. A great Shakespearean. And also for the nerds out there, he's what? Lord of the Rings.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a magnificent video of him explaining to Ricky Gervais how he is an actor.

[Chick McGee]

That is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Go watch that.

[Chick McGee]

He's gas.

[Tom Griswold]

The rest of the.

[Chick McGee]

Andy's Magneto. So you got all kinds of nerds.

[Tom Griswold]

Magneto.

[Bob Kevoian]

Case in point, born in 44, the great Frank Oz, who's Yoda. Cookie Monster, Fozzie, Sam the Eagle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yoda sound nothing like Miss Piggy.

[Chick McGee]

Miss Piss Piggy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Yoda. He was okay.

[Chick McGee]

He also gives Belushi back his prophylactics.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

In the jail scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Prophylactic condom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. He's a good director. He directed the original movie you love Death at a Funeral.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the first one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

[Tom Griswold]

He did the British version.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

The British version is much, much better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. The great Mike Myers, the Canadian comedian. Wayne's World guy. Not the monster.

[Chick McGee]

What's serial murderer from imaginary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guy's a genius.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind murdered his sister.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even as a baby, he was groovy. Okay. Octavia Spencer, born in 1970, is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And she has eight sides.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that interesting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't it sound like a drug commercial? Ask your doctor about Octavia.

[Chick McGee]

She played Remember Ma.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, isn't that the name? My daughter and I went to see that and it was terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's. She's quite something in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. Do you know who this is? Christian Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in 76. Cillian Murphy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the actor. It's Killian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's Killian.

[Tom Griswold]

It took me a long way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Boston Celtics Killian. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. No, that'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the. He's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, Celtics is correct.

[Christy Lee]

Celtics is correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oppenheimer guy and Peaky Blinders.

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy Shelby. Not bloody likely.

[Bob Kevoian]

And finally in 78, Brian Erlocker from

[Tom Griswold]

the Bears hall of fame. Linebacker, number 54 in your program. Number one in your heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A great classic Chicago Bear. Played forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Did a lot of commercials for hair.

[Chick McGee]

Also diffused bombs. You guys saw that movie the Air Locker.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Make believe it's your well worth it. Remember that scene? Make believe it's your first penis. I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're feeling safe and comfortable and when we come back, we're gonna have today in history. That was just the weekend stuff you missed. But first tell me how to feel comfortable and at home.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Another operator had.

[Tom Griswold]

Has a good fist.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's Morse code.

[Tom Griswold]

More pictures of me with a dark beard that are really, really embarrassing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, I know you want to learn more about Morse code and it's. It's not Morris. It's Morris M O R S. I'm aware. Just go to.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the only one saying Morris.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just go to Morse code dot dot dash dot com to get more information about Morse code. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and [e-mail]

[Bob Kevoian]

Very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

At the news desk, Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Looking good today, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, sir. Got the button up. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the button up? You got the button up, Jeff. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now it's time to review Today in History. After we review the last few days in history.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you'll like this first one. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bram Stoker.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a expert at keeping fires going.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 1897, the novel Dracula goes on sale in London.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good one. Yeah. Wasn't it called the Stroker Poker? He was the first one.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then of course the sequel two years later. The Vampire Strikes Back. Excellent, excellent, excellent.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Do you ever eat those Bram Stovers chocolates?

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't get the blood filled ones.

[Christy Lee]

They taste.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now.

[Tom Griswold]

1930, I don't think that works. Let's take a look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 1930 the Supreme. Well, if you know it's Dover. Never mind. The Supreme Court ruled buying liquor does not violate the Constitution.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're sure Doesn't Free slurred speech.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I believe in. The John Lennon and Yoko Ono started their famous section second bed in for peace at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in Montreal.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, somebody behind the scenes at that second one had to say can't they just keep their clothes on and stay out of bed?

[Chick McGee]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a lot less worth cover up. You're lying around in bed. So they could have just gone outside with a protest sign.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Joined the people getting laid in a hotel. Although it was with Yoko.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. What's the degree of difficulty on that?

[Bob Kevoian]

But I guess, I guess a five star hotel beats getting pepper sprayed in the face. So a happy birthday. Ooh, that's unfortunate.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I should have looked ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, who do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

Al Jolson.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean he was a big entertainer.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something. He, he was Michael Jackson, Elvis, the whole thing all rolled into one when he was popular. Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, rated more offensive. Mickey Rooney. That's more offensive, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jolson. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think the black face jazz singer is just one segment right There's Okay. And it was a widespread thing at the time. They kind of knew better when Mickey Rooney did his thing. How are they should have.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. Peter Kohler Cushing.

[Chick McGee]

That was one of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's one of the big three. Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Vincent Price. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boris Cardinal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't I. I don't. Wasn't Peter Cushing like a real war hero? I'm not. Not joking. Yes, I think he was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Chris and, and Christopher Lee as well.

[Tom Griswold]

We can thank Peter Cushing for the polyurethane fill that you get in pillows.

[Chick McGee]

Now that is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the Peter cushion. That's what you call your belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He looked at me and said that's what I call my belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about Tom. Now he is going to start laughing and then he will continue to laugh until his face turns red for what he just said.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't direct it at you, directed at me.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is radio. No, I didn't use his name. That could have been any of you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have you know, I've worked very hard.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't insulting until this load of bs, Right? You do realize this is all recorded on tape. We can go back and watch you stare at Josh as you say the

[Tom Griswold]

concert comment video yet, you know, sorry,

[Bob Kevoian]

it was intended to be generic.

[Tom Griswold]

And where do you put. Where do you rest your peter against your belly, Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess so. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Mine never rest.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Born in 1926. This is the 100th anniversary. I'm sure you're aware of this. Of the great Miles Davis.

[Tom Griswold]

Davis.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. They're celebrating a century of Miles Davis. The.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you're aware of his.

[Tom Griswold]

His out that Kind of Blue. What was it blown? I will. I will blow. Yeah, I loved a bunch of songs off that. And I had no idea that was him or that album.

[Bob Kevoian]

That may be one of the best selling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jazz albums ever. Gotta be with good reason. Never nicknamed Smiles Davis. Angry. Angry.

[Tom Griswold]

What's one of them called? Freddy Fever or something? Freddy Funky.

[Christy Lee]

Or was he the one that played it with his back to the piece?

[Bob Kevoian]

On occasion, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every now and then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been there on the comedy tour. You wanted to turn your back. Don't tell me you didn't. Good point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stevie Nicks. Oh, born in 1948.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Stevie Nicks, at one point, famous in Fleetwood Mac for wearing top hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me four more top hat people.

[Tom Griswold]

And just in general, just.

[Bob Kevoian]

They could be Mr. Peanut.

[Christy Lee]

Flash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cat in the Hat.

[Chick McGee]

We gave you a four.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he gave me. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. The guys in Punxsutawney.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Over Abe Lincoln.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Abe Lincoln.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cat in the Hat.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

And you mentioned what, Mr. Peanut? Does the Monopoly man wear a top hat?

[Chick McGee]

He does indeed. Animal. Old Uncle Penny Bags.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a short top hat. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's our tribute to Stevie Nicks. Okay. Great. Singer, songwriter.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, your. What's your favorite Stevie Nicks song? With or without Fleetwood Mac?

[Bob Kevoian]

Edge of 17.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Landslide.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Landslide.

[Chick McGee]

Dude, I think she is so hot. I would still. No kidding, get with her. I find that sexy, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A weird, witchy lady. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want a true Stevie, Next story.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

A friend of mine was.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you kiss her?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. God, no. A friend of mine was dealing with her when she was touring back in the 80s and.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a guy we all know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And she showed up at a very nice hotel here in town.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Walked in the lobby and said, there's too much yellow in here. It's bad for my orange aura, and stormed out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, Josh. And knowing that hotel, by the way, it's very convenient. You could jump off into the lobby from every level. I'm surprised. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That right there, that tells you it's bad for my aura. Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck with her.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe she was sincere and maybe she felt like it was bad.

[Chick McGee]

Stevie, you've earned it. Do whatever you need to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you have.

[Chick McGee]

Weird. Weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like when I go, I don't do it as often. When I went to do a live show on the comedy tour, there was a guy, third row center, about two seats back. He needs to go. He's bugging me.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a princess and the peace. Psycho. Thank you. Just like Stevie. Happy birthday, friend of the show, Bobcat Goldthwaite. And lastly, happy birthday, 64, Lenny Kravitz.

[Chick McGee]

Rubbitz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who? Great singer, great songwriter, good guitar player, and famously. Remember his pants. Yep, his pants.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole crotch area has that as her home screen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So that'll pretty much cover it today.

[Chick McGee]

Who. Who was he with? Who was the female? Lisa Bonet. Oh, yeah. Were you Elisa Bonet? Yeah. Yeah, very.

[Tom Griswold]

I interviewed Lenny Kravitz one time and I asked him, was he involved, invited to the Cosby house for Thanksgiving, and he got up and walked away.

[Christy Lee]

Not a good sense of humor, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Did not care for the comment.

[Chick McGee]

The obvious answer was that he was invited to the Jefferson.

[Tom Griswold]

Jefferson's apartment and he was married to Lisa Bonaire. Bill Cosby's television.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Give or take a plus or minus 10. How many people during an interview have walked out of an interview with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, you know, I was the bad boy of interviews. That meaning I did them badly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the best one was Melissa Etheridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Melissa Er.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were having. We were having such a good time. She was so nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And I asked her, I said, now, what time do you have to get to the bus to cook everybody dinner? Is what I said funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

The fellas in the band, the people

[Chick McGee]

who walked out on your interviews chick are the. They are in the wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very, very much.

[Chick McGee]

They are in the. You. You did everything right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's Melissa Ether's name now? Still very popular, but still.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we shall return to the AELI Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

More of the show is on the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email

[Tom Griswold]

us at Bob and [e-mail] sorry. Welcome back to the Bob Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio videos, Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Jeff. Oscar. Hey, Josh. Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Thoughts on no glasses?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Look at me.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I. Yeah, I think it's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I offer? Your eyebrows are magnificent.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I've always had nice eyebrows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a plucker?

[Chick McGee]

No, I am a. A trimmer.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you could comb those back and comb right over the top of your head.

[Chick McGee]

No, because I, I trim. Take care of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying grow them out. You could do like a really cool eyebrow comb.

[Tom Griswold]

Over there's Ace Cosby. I'm being serious. He's trying to be make one of his jokes. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Why are you thinking of getting contacts or getting eye surgery?

[Chick McGee]

Even if I did, I would wear fake frames like I do or just wear frames.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the joke? The policeman pulls a guy over and he had the driver's license. Says he wears glasses. And the patrolman, where's your glasses? He goes, I have contacts. And the cop goes, I don't care who you know, I like it. How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be nice in Reader's digest, maybe in 1963. Pre Kennedy assassination.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? I've got contacts. I don't care who you know, but how big are your wife's boobs? How about that? I throw that in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that doesn't work. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't work in such a way that it works.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I think. No, it would have to be. He pulls over a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, there's. Yeah, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care who your contacts are. Let me see.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm near sighted now.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's sexist and awful, right, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of sexist, she hates men. Always. She was telling me about how much she hates me.

[Christy Lee]

Hey,

[Chick McGee]

every now and again she just, she just leans over to me and

[Bob Kevoian]

goes, you know, I hate you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, we need to go back and grab another picture of me and an embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

My look that I. You guys let me walk around in with my dyed beard. There we are. That's me and Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

And you can always. You almost have some side butts.

[Christy Lee]

You can almost see my butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell's going on there?

[Christy Lee]

We had a bowling tournament.

[Chick McGee]

One of the hottest pictures I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. We are in your basement. You don't remember that?

[Christy Lee]

We are not in my basement.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a.

[Chick McGee]

That's clearly a bowling.

[Christy Lee]

A bowling.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when we, Chrissy and I made our love child, Ava.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how about that? I always thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is that a jet black dye in your hair?

[Christy Lee]

Pretty dark.

[Tom Griswold]

I went dark brown, but it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That looks like Elvis black.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, zoom out. I was looking at Chrissy's butt. Look at that. That's a nice bo. I need that sent to me. Josh, have you seen Christie in the overall picture?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, can you back the picture by one real quick question? I can't see. Where is the right hand? Okay. No, no, no. Her right hand.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm being a gentleman. She's rubbing one out.

[Christy Lee]

Little fruit ninja bowling shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Pat, you know something? We need a pallet cleanser.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a little fruit ninja.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need a pal. Pat, you haven't played a song all day. I know you're. What are you going for your surgery in a week?

[Chick McGee]

Week from today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

And it hurts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you got a. You got a shoulder issue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. But you can still strum a little bit. So let's get a little song out of you.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about camping early, early in the show, and I have been. I lying. I've never been. But this is my take on it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sitting around a campfire hotter than hell can't take a shower and I'm starting to smell there's mosquitoes, ticks and no AC 98% humidity sleeping outdoors is not for me this is my campfire song I got smoke in my eyes and the fire's too high the s' mores are flamin black not golden brown not golden brown I'm not swimming in the lake with the leeches and the snakes this is my campfire song Like a bear out in the woods I have to squat behind a tree Grab for a leaf and it's poison ivy oh, the tent smells like stinky feet Or a Grateful Dead meet and greet I prefer Netflix and Uber eats this is my campfire song I don't know Kumbaya and I Won't play Wonder Wall if you sing Sweet Caroline. I won't go. I'd rather play in a bar and not ruin my guitar. This is my campfire song. And like this camping trip, it's only two minutes long. This is my campfire song. I'm out of here. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Hi. Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never sat by a campfire and

[Bob Kevoian]

played a guitar for people?

[Chick McGee]

Never. No, I. I don't like anything about camping.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you like to meet some nice people?

[Chick McGee]

Honestly, I've always had nice guitars. I didn't want them next to the fire or the smell. The smell gets stuck in the wood.

[Christy Lee]

Get stuck in your clothes, your hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You end up going skinny dipping with some. Some girl you played Wonder Wall for.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was always Blackbird.

[Christy Lee]

So you're skinny dipping in a little lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Yeah. Oh, you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

That's where you do it.

[Christy Lee]

You never got bit by a snake or. I can't believe you would ever go near a lake.

[Tom Griswold]

You never got sucked up by the. The lake bottom.

[Chick McGee]

That's a weird feeling, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Gooey lake. All that fish poop on the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

So much fish.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe you would get in

[Tom Griswold]

and the carp are down there eating it.

[Bob Kevoian]

If the circumstances are right, it's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Never do it in a pool? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Oscar, your family has a house on a lake. You've never gone in there with no clothes on?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen they have snapping turtles the size of spare tires in there? I'm not letting my dangle dangle.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. That would hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought of that when I. Did you think of that when you did it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, I was in traditionally would be for me typically. Rather, it would be be in Lake Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they don't have snapping turtles in the.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's so cold.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get to it. It's up.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea Lake Michigan was restricted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it depends where you are.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just for you, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Only the finest turtles in Michigan don't snap.

[Chick McGee]

No snap.

[Tom Griswold]

They offer their views concisely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chrissy, give me the teaser. What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Sex in a rental house while the tenants were in the hospital. That's always fun, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that has to happen all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Talking about exposing yourself. We're going to talk about a senior citizen who got arrested for it.

[Tom Griswold]

That used to be a thing of mine.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Going through a house with a real

[Christy Lee]

estate agent and oh, that was your fantasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, your fantasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never actually did it?

[Tom Griswold]

No. God, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's a porn site all over. Yeah. There's an entire genre.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Honestly, you go, it's. How am I not aware of this? You are the camera, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's the POV or whatever. And you are talking to the realtor and going through and then next thing you know, she wants to know how she can close that deal today.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. So is it called like gold jacket on the floor?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good name. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now we'll get to that, all coming up. But first, Kristy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I would be driving to that open house in my beautiful Tucson High hybrid. I love it. You're gonna love one too. They have America's best warranty. They're safe. They have the latest in technology and we've been talking about camping. If you are a camper and you like to go off roading a bit, you might go a little bit up in the hybrid level to the Santa Fe. A little more room cargo wise, but a lot of power to navigate whatever off roading you want to take it on. So that's right, the hybrids from Hyundai. Kind of like having your cake and eating it too. That's the best of both Worlds. Visit Hyundai USA.com call 562-314-4603 for more details or go visit the fabulous men and women at your local Hyundai dealer. It's a great day in a Hyundai

[Bob Kevoian]

hybrid is a word meaning great gas mileage.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Christy. We're going to return to the beautiful O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello indeed. I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We are checking into the new scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee. I don't know if we're missed anything, but let me know what you got.

[Christy Lee]

A man in Florida was arrested after consistently exposing himself. Says he has the right to flash his neighbors.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

79 year old Tyrone James Causey regularly made lewd gestures in his apartment complex. Like rusting his penis at women's doorbell camera. When an officer went to speak with him, he allegedly answered the door wearing a G Strip.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a problem, officers?

[Christy Lee]

The man. You. The man argued that he walks around naked because he is allowed to and that he did not know he was being filmed.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he's doing it at a doorbell cam. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

He then put lipstick on in front of the officer and began touching his penis.

[Chick McGee]

Am I pretty now?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd make love to me.

[Christy Lee]

He was arrested on five indecent exposure charges.

[Chick McGee]

The guy. Leave him alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He's 79. He's not hurting anybody, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is he. Why is he bothering you?

[Bob Kevoian]

If I want to see a wiener that old, I'll go to one of those roller things at the gas station where the wieners are sitting.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awful. I love a good roller dog.

[Chick McGee]

What's. What's the problem here?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's flashing himself to his neighbors. There are kids around. They don't want to see that old withered guy.

[Chick McGee]

We don't know about that.

[Christy Lee]

He might have something worth seeing. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You just look at it. It's 10 touch it at 25. Might be something else, man.

[Christy Lee]

A landlord in Michigan was allegedly caught having sex inside a rental house while his tenants were at a hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

So incredibly hot.

[Christy Lee]

Javon Crawford told WJBK that his landlord came over to address some repairs to the Westland home just before he left to visit his grandmother in the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the video, Christian?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You have? Yes. It's in one of the videos. All you see is his head and, like, kind of shirtless torso and then two feet up in the air.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

On the other side of the cow. Really?

[Christy Lee]

While he was gone, Mr. Crawford's home security camera captured his landlord taking all his clothes off and walking around in the nude. It also caught him having sex with a woman on the floor. Mr. Crawford said he and his wife were watching the scene unfold while they were at the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Technically, he owns the property, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, I.

[Chick McGee]

If he's renting it.

[Christy Lee]

The couple have contacted police about the incident.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think once you rent it, you legally can't go in.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, he was invited to go in a. It said for some repairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, well, well.

[Chick McGee]

His wife had a crack in her ass, needed to be filled.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, if nothing else, I'm judging by the video. Usually when you call your landlord, he doesn't come that quickly, but, I mean, that's not allowed.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of the reasons you become a landlord, to bang. And other people's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was other people's stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he in the floor or on the bed?

[Christy Lee]

On the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Looked like it was on the. From where the camera was at, it looks like it shooting across the countertop and you just see that they were on like the floor of the couch. On the other side.

[Tom Griswold]

It says it's on the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now, do you think two feet in the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think this guy realizes it's on camera?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't look like it because he's just wandering around the house naked for a few minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but at this point, who doesn't realize that they're on camera when they're on camera? You know, I mean. Well, is it. Was it a hidden camera?

[Chick McGee]

It could have been like.

[Christy Lee]

It was Nanny can the rent or the renters security. Security camera is what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought they're not allowed to do that without you knowing it, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, not the. The person renting.

[Christy Lee]

The person renting the house. It was their security camera.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and they were watching from the hospital.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty. So they're watching in real time. I didn't know I wasn't. Okay, I thought it was. That's even funnier.

[Christy Lee]

They were at the hospital watching this.

[Chick McGee]

All told.

[Bob Kevoian]

They should have called them. Hey, how's it going?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You mind wiping down the coffee table when you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Christy Lee]

A Florida woman was arrested after deputies said they found her sitting beside a crashed vehicle near Streamsong Golf Resort surrounded by dozens of miniature alcohol bottles.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What was. Oh, oh, sitting.

[Christy Lee]

Sitting. Yes. When a deputy arrived after a report of a single car crash. They found a red vehicle on a sidewalk with 34 year old Erica Mann, mayor of Palmetto, seated nearby. The situation became even stranger after a witness told deputies they watched the car being driven across portions of the golf course before the vehicle eventually came to a stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Replace your divot.

[Christy Lee]

Mayor appeared incoherent, had slurred speech, and struggled to maintain her balance during the investigation.

[Chick McGee]

Now, she did yell four.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how many. That's how many bottles of blues that she had.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I said Ford, but you guys. Oh, I heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard. I heard Ford, and I laughed accordingly.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it didn't get the laughing.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is. What is Ford? Is what the make of cari.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Josh, would you try it again with everyone paying attention?

[Chick McGee]

Everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, I. I don't laugh this time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we were supposed to.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. So let me get the scenario, there's. There's bottles all the place. Over, over the golf course. She's sitting there incoherent. She's driven her car across the golf course, made huge divots.

[Chick McGee]

Right? And while she was driving across the golf course, she yelled, ford. I don't know, like you guys laughing. If we don't laugh. Funnier. Let's get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't get it because it was. Technically, it was Monday according to them.

[Tom Griswold]

When we wrote the script for today's show, I said let's, you know, wood shot. What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You edited that. I'm on the fly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, because they're. Never mind. Don't you know how the show works?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now you upset her. Are you happy? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? How many bottles of liquors did you drink, man? Ma'?

[Tom Griswold]

Am?

[Chick McGee]

Four.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see that?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like heavily intoxicated, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they were many bottles. Four would not. So that doesn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Ford. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

He wanted to go the easy route.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, so your, your route. Now, was it a Ford F150 or what did you have in mind for this?

[Tom Griswold]

See, you're ruining it. It's what you're, you're, you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, details are important. What kind of four did you envision in this scenario?

[Christy Lee]

Do you a focus now let's focus on.

[Chick McGee]

Do you consider yourself fun to talk to?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

On. On a scale of 1 to 10, this is 10 being the best. Are you a. What kind of conversationalist are you? I'm going to say a three, and I think I'm being generous.

[Chick McGee]

Odds are over those little fireball, right? You'll find in the back of every golf cart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, who invented those, huh? Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Also in Florida, man used a chainsaw to break into a store and steal $12,000 worth of Pokemon cards.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Two?

[Christy Lee]

According to Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, surveillance video captured 33 year old Clayton Warren using a battery powered chainsaw to cut a triangle into the hurricane proof front window.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, you know what kind of chainsaw to use when you're breaking into a place, right? What kind? Steel. Oh, that does make sense.

[Christy Lee]

The store is called Collection Realm in Lake Park. He was later located at his home, taken into custody for burglary.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the name of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Collection Realm?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it, like Ch. Chard or something? Or Chamaku. Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea. I'm not a Pokemon player.

[Chick McGee]

Charizard, I think is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that what. Okay. I was going to say in prison he'll be catching him spermachu from his roommate. Or you call him your roommate or your cellmate. What do you think it's celly S.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's common law at that point. Man.

[Christy Lee]

Hooters is in the news today. They're pushing to become more family friendly.

[Chick McGee]

Boo.

[Christy Lee]

The Florida based restaurant chain said in a statement it's working toward being more family focused after a change in ownership last year. Michaela Della Monica, a company spokesperson said quote, original Hooters has always been a family friendly restaurant. So this isn't a major shift, but rather a reclamation of who we have always been. A reclamation. She said the shift will include more family oriented promotions such as kids deals at its restaurants in the coming years.

[Chick McGee]

And they're changing their name to nips and sips. Nips and sips? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like breastfeeding.

[Chick McGee]

More family friendly.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there like a beavers or you know one of those where it's bottoms? Yeah, like crazy butts. Stuff like that. At all.

[Chick McGee]

I'd go to crazy bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's snatchapalooza.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the one? What's the one right up here? The mountain. Twin peaks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There was Tilted kilt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That went out of business here. Yeah, they did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tilted Kilt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they transpose, did they transpose the L and the I?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they were going to make it a sports bar and club. They were going to call it the punted kill.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got. I've got a tag for that I can't use.

[Chick McGee]

Hooters has the finest chicken smothered chicken sandwich out there.

[Christy Lee]

I I say what's it smothered in?

[Chick McGee]

Provolone and peppers and onions.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you could doordash and only fans and go back to the old days.

[Chick McGee]

Doordash and only fans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't you doordash who? Your hooter sandwich and then.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't think a Hooters girl brings it to you.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why you want to watch. Only fans. You get your lady that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your lady that way. Isn't it fun when he tries to be a guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Electronics.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine him? Imagine him sitting around talking.

[Chick McGee]

That's what this is. That's why we are having trouble. Because he's trying to be exactly right. The locker room talk. Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what do you guys going to be up to this weekend? Stuff like that. Oh, no. I can party.

[Christy Lee]

A man in northern Texas was arrested after he intentionally drove his Tesla cyber truck into a lake The Grapevine Police Department said officers responded to the Katie's woods park boat ramp and found the vehicle in the water near the shore.

[Chick McGee]

That's who I heard it from, the Grapevine.

[Christy Lee]

The driver.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna have to keep up. I mean, I'm running 25 miles per hour here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. That's. I was like 10 miles behind.

[Bob Kevoian]

So a press release from the Grapevine

[Christy Lee]

Police Department, the driver, Jimmy Jack McDaniel, told officers he had driven.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now how Texas can you get?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't that guy sound like no matter where you live, there's a guy running for sheriff named Jimmy Jack McDaniel, and

[Tom Griswold]

he carries a baseball bat wherever he goes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like this guy.

[Christy Lee]

He said he drove into the lake to try out cybertruck's Wade Mode feature, but it was disabled and took on water. The man was charged with operation of a vehicle in a closed section of the lake, not having a valid boat registration and other water safety equipment.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way.

[Christy Lee]

According to Tesla's online owners man manual for the cyber truck, Wade Mode allows cybertruck to enter and drive through bodies of water such as rivers or creeks. They also note the maximum weight depth for a Cyber truck is about 32 inches.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so about 6ft.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Measuring from the bottom of the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, about six, seven feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't it? The Electro. I mean, it's. It's an electric vehicle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But I mean, from the water coming up from the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't work.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't work.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have a picture of this, Jason, or. Since you're a Tesla owner, are you not going to show it doesn't look that deep. Oh, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, oh, it's. No, no, he's still. But he's still going.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 32 inches. He's still.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now it's going. Oh, it's now about half the time. Tire width.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it starts floating.

[Chick McGee]

I just figured he drove into the lake with that Cyber truck because a protester had set it on fire. Would have been funnier one year ago

[Tom Griswold]

and given the choice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's now it's sinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a dumb thing to do, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He just went too far.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the. What's the price point on those? Anybody know? I think like 80. Do you know 80?

[Chick McGee]

89. 9.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't there 50,000 of them sitting empty on lots?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why they're 89 now and not 110.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Jason rolled his eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, should we. Should we have an on air caper and steal a couple?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty cool one was here one day. They're awesome looking. They are cool.

[Christy Lee]

Russia's space agency, because they look kind of like something out of space, is now selling ad space on the side of its rockets. You knew it was coming. According to the Daily Star, the decision comes as Ross Cosmos apparently is struggling to raise funds. Banks, radio stations and a popular coffee shop chain are amongst the sponsors reported to have paid a total of about 2.7 million for the unusual advertising opportunity.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning to you. You are listening to Russian pop out of this world. Music.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brought by Chick Fil A.

[Tom Griswold]

That made.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that does kind of make sense though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is Russian for chicken? We should know that.

[Chick McGee]

It's corn gak, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you're very something like that. Yeah. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Question me. They got too many consonants. You have too many beards.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you know what? No, no, you know what? It's the backwards letters or the backward symbols that we don't know what they are.

[Chick McGee]

You're backward with your culture.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Rusky, Maybe like an ED drug.

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the big one? Viagra, Cialis, whatever. Aside.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Chernobyl for the ad drug. No, maybe not.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

June 6th.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Aut. There's Christy Lee. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There is Jeff Oskay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I am Chick. And hello, you are Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Got a special request here because the summer has more or less arrived. It's not official, I guess, but after Memorial Day, most of the kids are out of school. School and the certainly the, the barbecue season has arrived. A lot of grilling out. And there's no better place to grill out, of course, than on the porch, on the patio, or on the deck. And I've got a request for this little bit of instruction about the deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey ho, everyone, this is the Mr. Obvious Show. I'm your host, Mr. Obviously. As always, I'm here to help you, the listener, with your problems, big or small. Let's go right to the old telephones. Hello, Mr. Obvious?

[Mr. Obvious]

Is this Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Obvious speaking?

[Mr. Obvious]

Hi, Mr. Obvious, long time listener, first time caller. Let me just start by saying I really Love your show, Mr. Obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's just grand and thank you for calling, sir.

[Mr. Obvious]

No, wait. Mr. Obvious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah, I've got a problem I wanted to talk to you about.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, that's why I'm here, caller, go ahead with your question. Question.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, for several years now, my wife and I have been saving our money because we wanted to build a deck right off our living room there on the back of the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is lovely. Nothing like a nice deck.

[Mr. Obvious]

Oh, yeah. Well, we've been skipping and saving. Finally saved enough so we could afford to have that deck.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. My congratulations to you, caller. Once again.

[Mr. Obvious]

No, here's. Here's the problem. Even though I'm pretty handy, I figured it's too big job for me. So. Well, I took your advice, Mr. Obvious. Always call a professional. So I called some local contractors and had him come out and give me some estimates.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, estimates, estimates, estimates. That's always a very good idea. One of my Mr. Obvious rules to live by.

[Mr. Obvious]

I thought so, Mr. Obvious. Well, we picked a guy to do the work and he really seemed to know his stuff and he promised to get started right away.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a self starter, a real go getter.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, sure, that. That's what I thought, but now I'm not so sure. I think we may have made a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, why is that collar? What makes you say that?

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, it's been several weeks now and we still don't have a deck. I'm beginning to think this guy is incompetent.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, caller, have you talked to your contractor about your feelings?

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, I tried to. I came home early the other day, talked to him, and his truck was in the driveway. I couldn't find him anywhere. And finally I went inside and that's when I heard some noises coming from the bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

The bedroom. That seems like an odd place to be working on your decks in the.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, yeah, that's what I thought, Mr. Obvious. So I went upstairs and there was the contractor. All right. And he was. Well, he was naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my goodness. Not even wearing safety goggles. Huh? Now that's sounds dangerous.

[Mr. Obvious]

Well, yeah, Mr. Obvious. And here's the weird part. He was laying on top of my wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, was she naked too?

[Mr. Obvious]

Naked as a jaybird, Mr. Obvious. As you can imagine, I got pretty mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly.

[Mr. Obvious]

Yeah, well, I mean, since he was so far behind schedule already, I asked him what the heck was going on.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I'm gonna call her. You're certainly within your rights, seeing how he works for you collar. Is he being paid hourly or by the job?

[Mr. Obvious]

By the job.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now that's fortunate for you. That way you don't pay while he plays. Of course, that's one of those Mr. Obvious rules to live by.

[Mr. Obvious]

I give that a write on Mr. Obvious. Anyway, Mr. Obvious, my contractor, explains that he's lost his tape measure and he's trying to find out how tall my wife is. Is so he could have her lay down beside the boards that he's gonna cut.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ask why they were naked at all did that come up or.

[Mr. Obvious]

Geez, Mr. Obvious, I figured you'd know this. You can't get an accurate reading off somebody's height when they're wearing clothes. Even I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Mr. Obvious]

Maybe it's their weight. Anyway, whatever. Well, more think about it, the madder I get. I feel like I should fire the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can certainly see that that would be within your rights.

[Mr. Obvious]

And then just last week, I found him naked on top of my sister when he lost his plumb Bob. Exactly. I mean, what kind of contractor is that careless with his tools? I mean, if he keeps losing them, I may never get my deck finished.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll call her. Want to get too personal, But I'm afraid what's happening here is that your contractor. Now follow me on this. Your contractor is having an illicit affair.

[Mr. Obvious]

Ooh, an affair. Like sex. You know, when he's. He's married. He's having sex with somebody else?

[Tom Griswold]

I think. So.

[Mr. Obvious]

Who do you think it is?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's with your wife, caller. And evidently with your sister, too.

[Mr. Obvious]

What? So these, these stories about him losing his tape measure and his plumb Bob. Mr. Office. You think he just made those up?

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that'd be my guess. Colin.

[Mr. Obvious]

I never made the connection. But what you're saying is he may still be a good contractor.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, I. I guess he could be.

[Mr. Obvious]

So, Mr. Ives, you're saying. Maybe I was. I was being a little hasty. Boy, is my face red. I feel like a real schmo.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, caller, don't be. Don't be so hard on yourself. That sort of thing happens when we. We jump to conclusions without having all the facts.

[Mr. Obvious]

You're a lifesaver.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's nice of you to say. And, and thanks for calling. Well, join us next time on the Mr. Obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Mr. Obvious. Ladies and gentlemen, here in the Bob and Tom program. We were talking earlier about some of the great tours out this summer and that would include the band the Smashing Pumpkins. And they are. They are beginning their tour in late July. A lot of stops all over North America and Canada as well. But it reminded me of. Of a little piece from this program that was created in the beginning of the so called Generation X. All of a sudden, that was every Generation X, Gen Z. Now we have all these gens. It's kind of annoying. I can never figure out which is which.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really annoying. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I got to look at a chart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that reminds me of this piece, which is of course Of a dated nature, but. But I think well worth listening to.

[Tom Griswold]

You're 20 something, living at home with your folks, and that liberal arts degree didn't quite pan out like you were hoping. You're young, you're hip, but you're going nowhere. And lately you're having trouble going at all. Hey, mom, can you toss me up a copy of my Spin magazine? I'm gonna be in here a while. Gee, Ani, I didn't know you were up yet. It's only noon. Well, Mom, I'm really constipated in here. Oh, I've got something for that. Honey.

[Christy Lee]

Please, Mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait just a minute. Mom. He needs a laxative. All right, but your Haley's MO Won't cut it with today's suburban, trendy, angry young man. He needs new Generation Xlax. Generation Xlax. Generation XLax. When no matter how hard you try, you just can't give a sh. Hey, Mom. Still in here, honey? Why don't you take some Generation xlax? Honey, it says right here on the bottle, four out of five doctors surveyed

[Christy Lee]

said that if you're pearl jammed up,

[Tom Griswold]

Generation xlax will lollapaloosen your bowel. Oh, come on, Mom. I've seen the Generation Generation XLAX commercial on mtv. They say it's leaving a whole generation unplugged. That's right, Mom. Reality bites. When you're all bound up with Generation xlax, your bowels will be slacker just like your son. Hey, honey, there's a premium offer here on the bottle. Let's see. Fifteen minutes after taking Generation xlax, you'll be hearing splashing pumpkins. Mom, I think it's Smashing Pumpkins. What's this about counting corn? I think that's counting froze, Mom. Oh, Generation xl. When no matter how hard you try, you just can't give a sh. Or take one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, it's me, Irish rock super secret star Bono. If you're just sitting there but you still haven't found what you're looking for, try Generation XLax and you too can have a BM.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, mom, thanks. Generation XLAX really works, which is more than I do.

[Mr. Obvious]

Anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a great feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Feeling kind of like Nirvana. Honey, light a match, please. I don't think that smells like teen spirit. Generation XLax on the drugstore shelf in the distinctive plaid flannel bottle with the cap on backwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Awesome. Thank you very much. Don't forget the pop up shop has popped back up for some cool shirts, etc. Etc. This, these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. The Hammer Alley podcast an 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Chick McGee]

How did did they go from top of the rock? I'm looking for a music video.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a band from 1987.

[Chick McGee]

Hammer Alley.

[Mr. Obvious]

Ever heard of them?

[Tom Griswold]

To rock bottom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dude, I was born in 1987.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe he's doing this. Hammer Alley.

[Chick McGee]

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