The BOB & TOM Show - May 27, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - May 27, 2025

Released Date: May 27, 2025

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1. Opening Musical Segment

The episode kicks off with a humorous musical exchange between Chick McGee and Tom Griswold, featuring a playful rendition of "Blow Me a Kiss." This lighthearted start sets the comedic tone for the show.

• Notable Quote:
  • Chick McGee [00:16]: "It's the Bob and Tom Show."

2. Personal Updates and Morning Mishaps

Tom Griswold shares his morning challenges, including taking an alternate route that disrupted his routine and led to a series of frustrating turns.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold [03:37]: "Maybe a rough day for me. I don't know."

Chick McGee discusses his rough day and introduces new additions to the studio team, including Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby.

3. Listener Letters and Interactive Quiz

The hosts engage with listener mail, presenting a trivia quiz to stimulate audience participation. Topics range from obscure vocabulary to interesting animal facts.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold [07:10]: "I do have a little quiz to start things off, if you don't mind."
  • Chick McGee [07:17]: "Do you know what a no mon is? G N o M O N."

4. News Segments: Insurance and Automotive Updates

Christy Lee provides updates from the SILAC Insurance news desk, discussing topics like Simply Safe’s home security systems and O'Reilly Auto Parts' services, including the Free Fix Finder tool that assists with vehicle maintenance issues.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Chick McGee [13:00]: "Here's the big finished deed."
  • Tom Griswold [14:32]: "My car is making this noise."

5. Sports Talk: Indy 500 and NBA Highlights

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sports, focusing on the Indianapolis 500 where race car driver David Malucas shares insights from his experience finishing second. Additionally, updates on NBA teams like the Oklahoma City Thunder and Indiana Fever star Caitlin Clark’s injury are discussed.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Chick McGee [36:10]: "First time winner, Alex Palau."
  • Josh Arnold [38:50]: "I feel real sorry for them."

6. Interviews: David Malucas and Kostaki Economopoulos

The show features interviews with David Malucas, the runner-up in the Indy 500, and comedian Kostaki Economopoulos. David discusses his racing career, his connection with AJ Foyt, and the intriguing design of the Borg Warner trophy featuring a naked figure.

• Notable Quotes:
  • David Malucas [125:07]: "It's going to be so cool driving under the lights at one of my favorite tracks."
  • Tom Griswold [128:44]: "The guy on top is naked."

7. Humorous Segments and Comedic Bits

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in comedic banter, including funny mishaps, playful teasing, and humorous takes on serious topics. A standout moment involves Pat Godwin singing a parody song about taking a "buzz" from marijuana, blending humor with topical discussions.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Pat Godwin [152:42]: "I had a joint that I found. Oh, man, it was incredible."
  • Chick McGee [156:41]: "She's satisfied with the limbo stick."

8. Surprising and Controversial News Stories

The show covers unexpected and sometimes controversial news, such as a woman who had intimate relations with 583 men in six hours, and a morgue manager involved in the theft and sale of human body parts. These segments are handled with a mix of shock and humor, characteristic of the show's style.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy Lee [63:07]: "She said I'll definitely survive, but it's quite painful and unpleasant at the moment."
  • Tom Griswold [130:36]: "Boy, that is a silly song."

9. Audience Engagement: Surveys and Polls

The hosts present and discuss the results of a recent survey about music preferences during intimate activities. Findings reveal preferences for artists like The Weeknd and genres such as hip-hop and indie rock, linking musical choices to behaviors and experiences.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy Lee [98:58]: "All right. This is no time to waste."
  • Josh Arnold [103:03]: "I like the way you move."

10. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Features

As the episode winds down, the hosts tease upcoming segments, including listings of summer beach reads and more discussions on the intersection of music and intimate experiences.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold [69:24]: "This leads to this letter. I too, put change in a glass container for years."

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Conclusion

The May 27, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, interactive quizzes, and diverse news segments. With engaging interviews and lively discussions on topics ranging from sports to unconventional news stories, the hosts maintain a balance of humor and information, ensuring an entertaining experience for listeners.

Overall Duration Analyzed: ~8 minutes into the transcript; however, the full transcript extends beyond typical podcast lengths.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, pally.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like your girls have dumped us.

[Tom Griswold]

They're taking speed too, Dean.

[Chick McGee]

Baby, blow me a kiss as you're leaving. Blow me, oh, a kiss right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey wow. I'll surely miss the way you blow.

[Chick McGee]

Me, blow me a kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on and blow me Blow a kiss like you mean it. Blow me a kiss goodbye.

[Chick McGee]

I really can't remember anything as hard as this. So blow me, blow me a K. Some things in life are hard to swallow.

[Tom Griswold]

She couldn't take it all, Dean.

[Chick McGee]

She couldn't handle everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? You monster.

[Chick McGee]

But if she comes back tomorrow, I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Be shooting my wad on flowers and a ring.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, blow me, yes, as you're leaving. Blow me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a kiss as you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And always think about me as you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Going down your list. Blow me, blow me a kiss, oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll miss her arms and her elbows.

[Chick McGee]

He'll miss her legs, so tall.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll miss her neck and her shoulders.

[Chick McGee]

But I'll miss her head most of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Go down, boys.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Royce Campbell on guitar, ladies and gentlemen. I loved it when he sang Rhinestone Cowboy, didn't you, Val?

[Tom Griswold]

That was Glen Campion Tool.

[Chick McGee]

Blow me a kiss as you're leaving, baby. Blow me a kiss as you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the big finished deed.

[Chick McGee]

And if you wanna come home, honey, hey, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just grab ahold of.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby, blow me.

[Chick McGee]

Baby, won't you blow me, Blow me again. Your Jerry Lewis impersonation is amazing. That's all there is to it.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Here we are. It's the Bobby Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. Maybe a rough day for me. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna be a rough day for you.

[Josh Arnold]

What's.

[David Malucas]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What's. Tell us all your symptoms.

[Tom Griswold]

I decided to take an alternate route in this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's going to throw you off.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's too boring to explain, but I.

[Chick McGee]

You don't do well with shaking things up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I really should know the town better. I made a wrong turn. Had to do a U turn. Then I made another rough turn. It's really sad. I.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I said, get a driver?

[Tom Griswold]

I just ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

And I know you equate driving to independence and age and. But you really do need. It's time.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to light up the street signs.

[Chick McGee]

You get me a driver, I'll thank you for it.

[Ace Cosby]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And you enjoy driving just pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

A straight shot from your house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I decided I was going to bypass one part of town. Then I went. And then I went.

[Chick McGee]

He always has those wild assumptions about certain things.

[Christy Lee]

I can tell you how to get around that camera if you want to know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not going through there at this time of day, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I. So I got out of my routine. There's a whole bunch of things out of my routine.

[Christy Lee]

What else happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got guest at the house, therefore the dog was in the wrong place when I got up. Just all kinds of stuff. And of course, it feels like a Monday. It isn't. This is going to throw me all day. The larger point is, did you have a good weekend? Josh. I know. Did you go to the lake?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that got canceled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was at the lake. It was like 60 degrees and rainy. Oh, it's been postponed.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So did you stay in town?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I fished for three days, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I caught like 30 fish, but nothing big at all. So I must have caught, like, the new fish. These were the spawn. Happened a month or two ago, and I think I was their first bite.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever get the same one? You can tell it's the same one you just had.

[Josh Arnold]

There were a couple. I went. Didn't I just catch?

[Tom Griswold]

What have you learned? Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

They send the young fish out there to see how the water is. Go on there, boys. See what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I may be a little off today, but I bet Godwin's even more off. Pat. I understand. I just heard you talking to Chick. I didn't get the whole story. Your CPAP machine is broken.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, my dog got shooted, so I've been without it for a couple days. Oh, a little different.

[Tom Griswold]

So that you don't get any sleep. So what's going on?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe you're making too much out of it, you know?

[Chick McGee]

You ever had one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Think about it.

[Chick McGee]

Days where when you're asleep, you don't feel like you're asleep? When you're awake, you don't feel like you're awake. You ever hear I have One of those days?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's a sleep app, right? Like, yeah, it's just like, I know I slept, but I don't feel like I slept.

[Josh Arnold]

It didn't take.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't take. That's a good way to put it.

[Tom Griswold]

And we've been talking about anxiety dreams, so I proceeded to have one last night, but it was a new one, very complicated. The essence of it was I was in Manhattan. Of course, now this gets a little bit stranger in a tree house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, those are always fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't have any clothes and I didn't have my phone, and I didn't know what to do.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't just want to climb out of the treehouse in the middle of Manhattan?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was right there. First of all, it was a tree, which is rare.

[Chick McGee]

So you're naked in a tree house?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but I'm in Manhattan.

[Pat Godwin]

They grow in Brooklyn.

[Tom Griswold]

I do know that. But no, I was in Manhattan. It was very clear. Wow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And there was some woman was involved that I just fled who had a baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

A new baby. But again, I was naked in a tree house.

[Josh Arnold]

There's like 17 anxiety.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know what happened there.

[Chick McGee]

Did the baby present a snotty countenance and a know it all attitude?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently the baby. Apparently, no. But it again, didn't make. Didn't make a lot of sense. If you'd love to, we would love to hear from you. You can get ahold of us, Bob. And tomobandtom.com I do have a little quiz to start things off, if you don't mind. Get the blood flowing to the brain important. And I'll let you know that I knew none of these.

[Chick McGee]

You knew none of the questions?

[Tom Griswold]

None of the answers.

[Chick McGee]

Answers.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what a no mon is? G N o M O N. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's what you say to a Jamaican server when you don't want dessert.

[Tom Griswold]

Nomon. No, that's the thing on a sundial that casts the shadow.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right? A gnomon.

[Tom Griswold]

That is.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, That's a word.

[Christy Lee]

It was a protractor.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see why that one went away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, rarely does one need that word.

[Josh Arnold]

It does look like a protractor.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. There's a word for the heel of a sock.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what's that?

[Christy Lee]

A heel?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think go with heel or.

[Chick McGee]

Or possibly sock.

[Tom Griswold]

Heel. Yes. Yeah. The word is gore.

[Chick McGee]

Go R E. Well, no wonder he didn't get elected.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a heel.

[Chick McGee]

Sock heel.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you darn this gore?

[Chick McGee]

Darn you.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody said that at one point in time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes, they were. While Their husband was fixing the. No mom in the backyard. Sundale, I guess. Not very handy if it's cloudy.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever give that any thought?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Fred Flintstone had a wrist?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Greatest.

[Chick McGee]

What did they do? How did they make it to appointments on a cloudy day? They must have. Yeah. A lot of lateness.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, who pissed off the gods?

[Tom Griswold]

This is in the category fun fact. I don't know how to make it in the form of a question, but apparently bloodhounds cannot smell the difference between identical twins.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just weird.

[Josh Arnold]

That is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that they would have a different scent based on whatever soap, but. Okay. What do you call a group of jellyfish?

[Christy Lee]

Jam?

[Tom Griswold]

Stingers.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. A smack of jellyfish out of Smuckers.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you get this test?

[Tom Griswold]

This test comes from the Kalispell, Montana kaleidoscope boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody been stung by jellyfish?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, knock on wood. Nor have I.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And apparently it sucks bad.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. I guess it's a not correct that you're supposed to urinate on it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's been sadly debunked.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard. Christian, a hot woman's fresh urine from the tap.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Squatting at a 35 degree angle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this one, Josh, you may get. If anyone else gets it, I'll be impressed. You know what an Indo cannibal is?

[Josh Arnold]

An Indo cannibal is somebody who eats only somebody in their own tribe.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. An Indo cannibal is just the opposite of an outdoor cannibal.

[Tom Griswold]

You're actually both kind of right. An Indo cannibal only eats their friends. An exo cannibal only eats their enemies.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Was it cannibal enough?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're sitting around the fire with your buddies going, oh, geez, I hope grog doesn't eat me tonight. Yeah, I ruined his s' more. You may be pissed. What is the. What is a serumin? C E R U M E N cerumen? I don't know. You've probably seen it in the last few days. Not sure. Earwax.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So your earwax wasn't good enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, again, as Christy said earlier, I think we could go with heel for a sock rather than earwax. Works a gore. We learned the word for that goop inside a zit. Sebum.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That has been.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what a mizomaniac is?

[Josh Arnold]

No, what's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Someone who hates everything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I Think I got. I think I got a touch of that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the oddest of facts. I'm not sure I believe this one. Rubber bands last longer if you refrigerate them.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

That makes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who cares about the length of time a rubber band. Can you imagine? You go to somebody's house, asparagus farmers. Can you grab the cheese? It's next to my box of rubber bands.

[Chick McGee]

I take care of the pennies. Dollars will take care of. How much does it cost for new rubber bands?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you to Corey for sending that to us.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet lobstermen care about rubber bands.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the big, thick ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Rubber bands are the backbone of their industry.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you save those? When you get a lobster, do you save those? You put them.

[Josh Arnold]

I save the asparagus ones.

[Tom Griswold]

You put them in that drawer in your kitchen that about every 10 years you go through.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have a Ziploc bag I. I use.

[Christy Lee]

I put them on the door handle to the pantry on the inside.

[Tom Griswold]

My grandma used to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's smart.

[Chick McGee]

You have a Ziploc bag full of old rubber bands?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. In case I need one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you need to. Today. Now, don't forget this. Write it down. Walk out into traffic at some point.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have rubber bands in the drawer?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll give you right home.

[Chick McGee]

I bought rubber bands online. I need rubber bands. Yeah, I have like a whole bag of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I use them from the store.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I guess I'm the idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Most important use of rubber bands, anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

A balsa wood planes. The ones that had the rubber band on them, you would twist the propeller. And those were so cool.

[Chick McGee]

They flew so well.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we have a couple surprises today. I'll let you know what they are in a couple minutes.

[Chick McGee]

But right now, never work out.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much Chickster. Coming up, we're going to visit with Kostaki Economopoulos, comedian and a little surprise guest coming up later in the show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Welcome to AutoZone.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you working on today?

[Tom Griswold]

My car is making this noise.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

And sometimes it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a dash light on?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we don't have to listen for clues. With the free fix finder service we can read a check engine, ABS or maintenance light to find the likely fix and even recommend a local shop if you need one.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't need to hear the.

[Ace Cosby]

Not with fix finder.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything you need, nothing you don't get.

[Tom Griswold]

In the zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Auto zone restrictions apply.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's. Here we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Mr. Godwin did not have a lot of sleep. His CPAP machine is broken. So it's time for a quiz. Pat. Do you remember what they call the thing that casts the shadow on a sundial?

[Pat Godwin]

Gnomon.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. See, you're not as tired as you thought you were. I was concerned. But don't be concerned.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it was a noman, but that's fine.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't either. And I've got the piece of paper in front of me. Once again, Pat, a group of jellyfish.

[Pat Godwin]

Is called a. Oh, I don't remember that one.

[Tom Griswold]

A smack of jellyfish. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or I love the way you Smack my ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like this.

[Chick McGee]

I love the dirty things you do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a little puddle of mud for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is a fine song. Would you like to play that during intimate activities? Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I, I, I enjoy that whole album, man. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a survey of what music is preferred during.

[Chick McGee]

I love the way you smack my. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Of music that is enjoyed during intimate activities. And a couple of other things related to that. Same topic coming up. Is Kostaki going to be in the building? Is. Am I seeing that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

He's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Loud screen.

[Chick McGee]

Don't scare me like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, usually it says up there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see. It usually says zoom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it doesn't. Oh, okay. We'll look forward to seeing him on the big screen. That way we don't have to deal with the odor issue.

[Josh Arnold]

He does olives and.

[Chick McGee]

And, and grease.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just, it's just grease.

[Tom Griswold]

We like to read letters at this point in the show just to show that we can respond.

[Josh Arnold]

You the people I got one from in the actual mail. Somebody put pen to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Snail mail.

[Josh Arnold]

I upset them so badly. This comes to us from Rob. Josh, you crapped on Chicago and houses with bullet holes. But look at the cities that are truly dangerous. Too ironic, he says. Let's take a look at what he sent in here. It's a printout from the 11 most dangerous cities in the U.S. i bet my hometown of St. Louis isn't even on here. It's number one. Well, this is just. Wait a minute. This is just crime rates, not murder rates. So I have taken the time to pull up the murder rates, and now.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this per cap.

[Josh Arnold]

Lewis is also number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

That was my own town. And that's the thing, is some of them are like. They measure them differently. I'm not, I'm not disputing Rob, though. He's absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't aware of this. Apparently there is a vicious rivalry between St. Louis and the Cardinals and the Cubs, for starters. And both cities just hate each other. I had no idea until I met you.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's because of the sports. I must be right. Trust me. I have so many friends in Chicago. I've been. I actually have had wonderful times there. I just like busting balls. But when I do so incorrectly.

[Tom Griswold]

But to take the time and trouble to send us a paper. Oh, I have said stamp the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

But that also just proves, you know, somebody from St. Louis would have just let it go. Oh, somebody from Chicago really has to Shoot their mouth off and send in a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, was this in the wake of the fact that the. The Pope is from. Yes, Chicago, and they're selling his house. Do we know what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

And so I said, oh, well. And I may have remarked that there were bullet holes in the. The windows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

May have a fine joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's selling.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. You were talking about anxiety dreams. I was a little behind on listening, but I got to tell you my dream. The dream is that I've moved, but I want to go back to my old house to remember where it was. But then I can't find my new house. I end up driving all over town and can't remember where I live now. Makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I'm concerned about this topic. It's already started with you having anxiety related dreams.

[Josh Arnold]

Your dreams getting crazier.

[Chick McGee]

You're giving me and my brain scenarios to run through while I'm dreaming. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, I had a bizarre one where I was naked on a tree house in Manhattan and didn't have my cell phone to call someone to get clothes. Yeah, how do you get out of that topic?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how I feel about somebody saying I'm a little behind in listening. I don't think we should read their letters, only the people who are on it.

[Chick McGee]

Here's what I've always said. Every minute, every day. That's what we need to listen to the show. Every minute, every day.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't you fasten something out of the tree limbs to hide your modesty?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I woke up and I was still naked in the tree.

[Christy Lee]

I found out about the Pope's house, if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what's the latest?

[Chick McGee]

We don't need these. Johnny come lately. He's barging in with their three minutes a day listening. No, we don't need that.

[Christy Lee]

The village of Dalton, Illinois has stepped up and they are going to acquire the childhood home. And if they can't work it out with the seller, they're going to just take it with eminent domain. Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

They're just going to take it.

[Christy Lee]

If the seller would really be smart, he would sell it to them.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. So they're going to turn it into some kind of shrine or something?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're working with the archdiocese and other agencies to allow the home to be viewed and visited by the public as a historic site.

[Josh Arnold]

You had recommended Airbnb. I think that's the smart way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, I assume people would want.

[Pat Godwin]

To stay where the state?

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Or breakfast. Where the Pope breakfast.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, by the way. So we're. All right. So who's out now? People who are late. We're not going to read them. We're not.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. We're doing this, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not rewarding tardiness anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

And also, I read that letter from Rob. No return address. A little cowardly.

[Chick McGee]

He's out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can't send him anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, just put Rob care of General delivery. Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, you know what it says? Idaho. Boise, Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, again?

[Chick McGee]

What is up with Idaho? We need to move out there.

[Josh Arnold]

We just have to go.

[Chick McGee]

We would be gods in Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. Josh, you're the source of this activity. Josh had been discussing rights, Adam. His activity called garaging. This is where you guys would drive around.

[Chick McGee]

I would give anything to find this one night on my NBC Nightly News. Well, there's a new crime sweeping America. They're calling it garages.

[Tom Griswold]

You explain it, please.

[Josh Arnold]

We would drive around, my buddies and I, when we were young, too young to be drinking legally. And we would look for open garages, ideally with a refrigerator in them. And what we would do is park, run into the open garage, steal the beer out of the refrigerator and leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, easily. You could get shot. So stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

There were many. Many. It's very illegal. Breaking and entering, burglary, robbery. Like, all those things.

[Tom Griswold]

And you did get caught.

[Christy Lee]

And that's how you found out about that, because you were arrested.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. But it was so fun. I'd do it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Adam is in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

[Chick McGee]

What an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

He said we would go to the local grocery store and purchase Little Debbie brownies. The ones with the nuts?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he writes in Perrin. That's a very important detail.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I read that. I thought this is. Where's this going? I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Then we would go to Goodwill and buy the cheapest woman's purse we could find. Then we would smash all the brownies together to form a turd. Like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see how it caught your eye now.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then we would put it in the purse, drop it in a busy parking lot. The people would pick up the purse, look at it, and think they had found a huge turd. The look on their face was priceless.

[Chick McGee]

Look at him.

[Christy Lee]

Look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, then that doesn't hurt anybody, does it? That's a crime free.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. A huge turd. Why don't they just have a pet dog and go out in the backyard and put.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they call that pursing?

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't explain. I guess that would be the way to go with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you and I have to try this.

[Chick McGee]

That's the payoff. You're sitting around waiting for somebody to pick up a brownie filled.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that poop purse?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The look on their face.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. We're doing it. We're going. I'll get everything together. You just have to meet me at the busy parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

All you have to do is giggle. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. If you're just joining us, thanks for being here. This is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's a great pleasure to be here. Any more letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

I've got one about Josh. I was listening to a radio station this morning and sentimental lady came on Josh. I just thought about him singing out of his nose to Bob as Bob Welch. People.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

People love that.

[Josh Arnold]

What are the words? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very nasal.

[Chick McGee]

I noticed that Tom's keyboard has giant letters on it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

I, I thought you don't need glasses anymore. What's with the giant letters? You feel more comfortable with giant letters, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've, I've always had them. I like them that way. These are actually. Let's see. This, this one came that way. You can also buy. For those of you. You can buy stick on letters. My one at home, I bought these gigantic stick on letters.

[Chick McGee]

And you. What did you took an afternoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

New stick on letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Tweezers just can. And a jeweler's loop just carefully.

[Tom Griswold]

I did have to use tweezers because I got one of them a little bit misaligned and I had to get some rubber cement. Yeah. I like having a big teddy bear.

[Chick McGee]

Picnic playing in the background.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually wrote a letter. There's more of it to the company that makes this because this has. This is wireless.

[Chick McGee]

So does that. Those keys come that way. Right. You didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that one.

[Tom Griswold]

This one comes with the big letters and it's wireless. But I wrote them a letter asking if they made one that was wired.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the oldest letter I've ever heard of. An oversized. Because keyboard consumer wants the wire.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing, this thing automatically turns itself off. So when I'm in a hurry, I'll type something in. The first four or five letters won't go.

[Chick McGee]

I'm putting letters on my keyboard. They're Bigger letters than they used to be. They're big letters. Big letters.

[Tom Griswold]

I like big letters. I wrote the company.

[Christy Lee]

And what'd they say?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't make one. See, I have a wired one, but the wired one has.

[Chick McGee]

That would be backwards, wouldn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

The wired one has that flange on the right that has the numbers on it, and I don't have room for that over here.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you tired of the. The ease and convenience of Bluetooth and WI fi? Isn't it time to bring wires back into your life?

[Josh Arnold]

Does the lack of a cable frighten you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but see, the wired ones, there's no delay. If I were to type something right now into this, it wouldn't work for, like, five seconds.

[Chick McGee]

What are you compl. The delay is negligible.

[Tom Griswold]

Not when you're doing a radio show. And you need to know immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the key to it? Can you tap the keyboard just anywhere? Jostling.

[Tom Griswold]

The key is take two fingers and hit the space bar and go. But I always forget to do that. And then I'll look up and I'll have typed in Sinatra, and all I have is a. That happened earlier this morning. I was looking up something about Frank. Now, this is an important letter.

[Chick McGee]

My God, man.

[Tom Griswold]

This is another important letter. This comes to us from Terry in a place called Converse, Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, but they have nice shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where Chuck Taylor comes in.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently named after the shoes. I enjoy your show so much. I've been listening since day one. You've made me laugh, even on rough days. Through two divorces, a motorcycle accident, and a heart attack with quintuple. So they pronounce that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you write this letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Quintuple bypass surgery? I didn't. I never had a heart attack and only had one divorce.

[Chick McGee]

That's all five.

[Tom Griswold]

Did have a motorcycle accident. Got my chest opened up. You guys got me through some tough times. Then he says, no real point to this email, just a few words, let you know how much I appreciate you. You guys feel like family to me.

[Chick McGee]

Writes, no, we're not. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

One thing, though.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to. Maybe you should read the end, Josh, because you're gonna think I made it up. Okay, the last couple of sentences there.

[Christy Lee]

Terry goes on to say one thing, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom is absolutely right about the lisp in the song Me and Mrs. Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

He's not. I settled this.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how. You can't hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, here it is, folks. Judge for yourself. This is the Special version with the music removed, isolating the vocal very clearly. He says miff.

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievably obvious.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Love that song, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Is playing.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Terry. Billy.

[Chick McGee]

Billy Paul is famous also, why his mom invented the ease of frozen seafood.

[Christy Lee]

Mrs. Paul's, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wonderful. That's a talented family.

[Chick McGee]

His father was at sea.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've said this before, I. I've always, Always disliked fish sticks.

[Christy Lee]

Fish sticks are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they've come a long ways. But I haven't had a fish stick since probably the late 60s.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they've come a.

[Tom Griswold]

Never liked them.

[Chick McGee]

Mommy, what are the hoy ploy eating? Are they having fish sticks? Hoy ploy Poor rich.

[Tom Griswold]

I do love every. Every form of. Of chicken nugget and other. Those are great.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you raved about the Mrs. Paul's clam strips.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm a huge clam strip. I'm a connoisseur of clam strips, Honestly.

[Christy Lee]

Did you try them?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've never had them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're so good.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a clam strip?

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do you think it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're breaded clams. They look kind of like.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm. My mind is in the wrong place.

[Christy Lee]

Now with the air fryer. I bet they're even 10 times faster.

[Josh Arnold]

You were thinking some sort of flies paper.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought a clam strip was something of a anatomical.

[Chick McGee]

Some exotics. Oh, some exotic shaving, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes, like the landing strip.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got the clam strip goes sideways.

[Christy Lee]

And our white trash background.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That's what it's called. From now on, we're calling that in.

[Christy Lee]

Our white trash background. The clam strips at the Howard Johnson's were quite a treat.

[Josh Arnold]

I always heard tell of those.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were good.

[Josh Arnold]

I only got them at the P.O. folks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was never the Howard Johnson. It was too. Too uppity for me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And hoi polloi, the common folk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it does mean common.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it does, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you'd think it. It sounds like it's a.

[Christy Lee]

Means the opposite. Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hoi polloi are the common folk.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so your mother would say, hoi polloi. Don't be around my son. Hoi pollo.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, Hardly. No, my mom. My mom was among the hoi polloi.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. One of eight kids during the Depression. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But she married out of the hood?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Married.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's something.

[Tom Griswold]

She found a witty, witty gent.

[Chick McGee]

I heard he. I heard she trapped your father. Some would say.

[Josh Arnold]

Back then, people said she married above her station.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When she met my. She met. She met my father in bed.

[Chick McGee]

I bet she did.

[Josh Arnold]

How so?

[Tom Griswold]

He was recovering from polio. Oh, and a guy named Frank Kasdorf. My father loved telling this story. He was too cheap to take. It was the depression to take someone on a nice date. So he would take ladies over to talk to my dad because he was so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

My father actually met my mother in.

[Josh Arnold]

Bed and wooed her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, sort of inadvertently or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

So your mom was dating Frank? Frank brought his.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The name Frank Castor. If you could get my sister on the phone, you'd say, who's Frank Castor? If she'd immediately know who it was, she may be listening right now in England. Jenny, if you're listening, call me.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not get carried away. We don't have a ton of time to talk to her on the phone. I don't have half a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys watch the Indy 500?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Sure did. Yeah. What do you want to know?

[Tom Griswold]

There was a terrific, terrific commercial for Splenda. I don't know if you saw it. That was one of the funniest commercials. And there was a race going on, and there was a Java House car.

[Christy Lee]

At one point, all three of them were right there. One, two, three.

[Tom Griswold]

Out front. Java House is the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. The official refreshment of the Bob and Tom Show. A friend of mine at the track came up to me and he said, hi, James. I'm so glad you turned me on to Java House. Every morning, I start with Java House, making my life a lot easier because it's peel and pour, ladies and gentlemen. This thing is. It's the size of a ramekin. What else.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a good thing to compare this to? It's kind of like a Keurig cup, but you don't put it in a machine, right? You just peel the top off, pour it in. At hot water, you got hot coffee or tea or ice water for a delicious iced tea. Just peel and pour. They've got all kinds of stuff. Energy drinks, hydration drinks. And someone on our staff really enjoys their hot cocoa, which is why we have none left. Sorry, Josh, it's time to break with the breweries and the brewing machine. Check out Java House. They have a Deal. As they say, one cannot refuse. Go to javahouse.com promo code is bobandtom1big long word and get a staggering 25% off your order. We're getting love letters now from folks that have tried Java House. It's J A v a java house dot com. The promo code Bob and Tom. All one word to get 25% off your order. It's easy, it's delightful and delicious. And as it says right here, right there, it says like we had in the song. Amazingly smooth. This is the Java House Cold Brew Colombian. And find out about the delights of non bitter coffee. Thanks to cold brew and some great runs by the Java hose. Is that what I said? I meant to say Java House, the java hose. Boy, that's if you like that much coffee. Turn the hose on. The coffee's ready.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Ed Carpenter, Christian Rasmussen and Alexander Rossi had a scary moment during the race, but.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the fire.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. By the way, get your attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think he was slightly pissed, but then he was fine about five minutes later.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very eloquent when he spoke. Thanks, Java House. We certainly appreciate you being part of our show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Speaker]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

I lost a lot of money on the Indy 500. My bookie is really on me. I bet a thousand dollars on Simon Pagina.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he wasn't in it this time.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why he let me take that bet.

[Chick McGee]

Did he like giggle? Didn't giggle or anything. Just said, oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I said I wanted to bet 500. He goes, why not a grammar?

[Chick McGee]

Why not a grand?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had a news story last week about the. The end of the penny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they've shipped the last. What do they call them? The blanks.

[Christy Lee]

The blanks, slugs, whatever they are, they print the penny.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to stamp them out. But it would have cost something like three or three and a half cents.

[Christy Lee]

3.7 cents for every Benny made. This sounds weird. That's stupid.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like the untrained ear. It sounds like a deficit.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you think about it, if we're trying to cut cost.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They gotta go. They gotta go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was in high school, I worked in electronics at Walmart. We worked with a girl that collected wheat pennies oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're the two stalks of wheat on.

[Chick McGee]

The back of the penny. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She picked up every penny she saw. We used to super glue pennies around the department store floor so she'd try to pick them up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. Oh, that's hilarious. She tore a nail off one time and she'd cry.

[Pat Godwin]

She loves her.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from Josh, the paintball pro. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to check out things.

[Chick McGee]

At the sports desk? Well, we've got this. The Indianapolis 500 set a new record for their purse for the fourth consecutive year. First, Tom, I look at the purse. Jay Giles Band IndyCar announced yesterday, total purse for the 109th running of the race reached 20,283,000 doll dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a sweet, sweet purse.

[Chick McGee]

First time winner, Alex Palau.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Taking home 3.8 mil. And this year's purse marks the largest in the race history, continuing a trend of increasing payouts over the last few years. Average payout for drivers, $596,500. That's up from last year's 5. 43.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder how much he gets of that three point.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably depends on the counter. Oh, he's from Spain, so he gets paid in pesos. Oh, the exchange rate, very, very unfavorable. Poor guy. No idea.

[Christy Lee]

Spain, pesos, Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

But Spain. It's all in Spanish. I. You know something? What do you think I am, some kind of a scholar?

[Christy Lee]

Is from Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be Poto. Is from Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Alex is from Spain.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that your neighbor?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Potter. Lives down the street. He's got a white German shepherd and a Welsh corgi. His. His lady friends are walking the dogs all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Sophie said, hey, tell Tom if he wants somebody to walk his dogs, I'm available.

[Josh Arnold]

She likes that Poto.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very handsome young man. Nice guy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they worship a stone God in Spain?

[Josh Arnold]

I think many areas, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stone God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in Spain. That was in Mexico.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that goes without saying, but Spain, Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where does Thailand come into this at all?

[Tom Griswold]

Who has the big statues of the faces?

[Josh Arnold]

Easter Island.

[Tom Griswold]

What country is it?

[Christy Lee]

Stonehenge.

[Tom Griswold]

That is its own country.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in Bar. Barmuglia.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to Barmudlia.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Our new show. What's the deal with Geography? It's the Bob and Thompson SGA. The MVP, Shea Gilgis. Alexander had 40 last night. 10 rebounds, nine dimes in a swell performance. And the Oklahoma City Thunder rebound from a 42 point loss by beating the Timberwolves 128, 126 last night in Minneapolis, Oklahoma City now three game to one lead in the Western Conference finals tonight game four between the Pacers and the Knicks in Indianapolis. Pacers still hold a two game to one lead in that best of seven. Knicks come back over the weekend from 20 points.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was tough to win that game.

[Chick McGee]

That was, that was difficult to watch. If you're a Pacer fan and I don't know how you could be a thinking, caring individual and cheer for anyone but the Pacers. If you're on the Knicks side, I wow, I feel real sorry for them. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all pro disease terrible people.

[Christy Lee]

And Indiana Johnson guy can't stand.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear Knicks fans.

[Chick McGee]

I hear in New York they have tree houses in New York where naked people are just laying around and right it's gotta stop. Without cell phones, it's just filthy, filthy people. Indiana Fever star Caitlin Clark will miss at least two weeks now after straining her left quad during Saturday's 9088 loss to the Liberty. Coach Stephanie White told reporters she was not sure exactly when Caitlin was injured, but was told after the game she had something going on with her leg and MRI confirmed the diagnosis. Caitlin's absence could wind up being a big blow from one of the league's title favorites. Since the first time Ms. Clark's career she's missed a game. After playing in all 40 both playoff games last season and the first four games this season, she did miss Indiana's first preseason game with a leg injury this year.

[Tom Griswold]

No get better quick.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. This is a story just for Tom Novak. Djokovic says this is a relatively easy, easy call with the French Open coming up. He says it's the French Open.

[Christy Lee]

Is that how you French?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Open it up.

[Chick McGee]

That's something.

[Josh Arnold]

They hate it. Every woman hates it.

[Chick McGee]

They're up top.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they're saying they're making a mistake by bypassing the electronic line calling used at most big tennis tournaments now. And instead of remaining old school by letting line judges decide whether serves or other shots land in or out.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have to ride horses to get there.

[Chick McGee]

Other players seem to share his view. Plenty of sports. Soccer, baseball, now the NFL with a dumb chip in the ball or replacing or at least help. I say they, they keep the chain gang. They're making this too non human. I don't care for Tom. Sorry. I'm an NFL purist. Bring back sudden death.

[Tom Griswold]

And not with gambling. What with gambling going on. People want the, they want the correct decisions. That's, that's the key to all this. They don't want some line judge to go. Let's see now. I think that one missed. I happen to have a million francs on Djokovic.

[Chick McGee]

I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Gambling didn't exist before all these rules.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear this? I hear a bookie over the weekend for the Indianapolis 500 took somebody's bet for $1,000 on Simon Pasho. Did you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

Simon's not racing.

[Chick McGee]

Simon was.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that. He's always been my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

He's a hell of a driver. He won the race.

[Josh Arnold]

A nice, nice man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Only winner to win it while smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, because he's French.

[Tom Griswold]

He's French. He has to smoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh, that's so funny, him ashing out the window every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a famous nascar. I believe you for. There was a famous NASCAR guy that would smoke during yellows.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's behind me is of no concern.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, we will continue the. To let the good times roll, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

John Halliburton making news. We'll. We'll talk about Tyrese's dad. Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Speaker]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

And Morgan Wall. Morgan, Walt.

[Chick McGee]

Do you feel like you've done a good job today?

[Pat Godwin]

Are you still in the treehouse?

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I got naked mail here.

[Christy Lee]

Naked mail.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello. Tomorrow, Mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was just speculating. There's Morgan Wallen. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's the comedian Leanne Morgan. She'd be Leanne Morgan. Morgan Wallen.

[Chick McGee]

No, she'd be Leanne Morgan.

[Tom Griswold]

Wallen. Wallen. Okay, good. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Not Wallen.

[Tom Griswold]

We're, we've been talking about weird dreams.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I sorry. I had a very odd dream last night. Again. I was in a treehouse in Manhattan.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Naked. Didn't have my phone.

[Josh Arnold]

That sound like a Philip Roth novel. A treehouse in Manhattan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this one. This letter comes to us from Buckhorn, California.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Buck.

[Josh Arnold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Buckhorn, Todd.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have a recurring dream. I'm in the nearest city, which is 60 miles away. I'm totally naked, running home, cutting through yards full of people and just trying.

[Josh Arnold]

Not to be spotted as he runs 60 miles.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the problem is I was gifted with a Greek statue penis. Little nod to Pat. God, I have this dream about once a month.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

P.S. i'm not even a runner. I dream. But thank you very much for sharing that with us. We always appreciate it. We're going to head back to the Sports page with Chick Magee over there. Chick, what's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Tyrese Halliburton's father will be allowed to attend game four tonight at Eastern Conference Finals in Indianapolis, meaning his ban from attending Pacer games following that on court confrontation with Giannis during the Buck series has ended. John Halliburton is expected to be seated in a suite tonight. They call it a suite because it's swearing. Pacers host the Knicks game for tonight. Hopes of avoiding a repeat of what happened in the first round against the Bucks. John Halliburton ran onto the court and yelled at Giannis, and Giannis just kind of stared at him. Last second layup by sun and overtime to eliminate the Bucks. Game 6 against the Knicks would be in Indianapolis if next. If necessary, if they don't win tonight. And then take it back to msg. So we will see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the splendid people have a sweet?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be sweet Sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

The sweet sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it's sweetener. You see?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It would be a sweet sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

This is called. Josh, help me with this. All right? This is called the Enhanced Games.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like the Steroid Olympics, the sports.

[Chick McGee]

Festival that will allow athletes to use performance enhancing drugs apparently until it comes out of their ears. It's set to kick off next year in Las Vegas. I think the key to this is set to kick off next year in Las Vegas. The competition is scheduled for Memorial Day at resorts in Vegas. Next year. Swimming, track and field and weightlifting. Athletes will compete for up to half million dollars in purses per event.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

With bonuses starting at quarter of a million dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of prolapsed ani, I imagine.

[Chick McGee]

International. Yes. International Olympic Committee and wada, the World Anti Doping association, have. Have panned the idea, as you might imagine, and IOC said through a spokesperson, if you want to destroy any concept of fair play and fair competition in sports, this would be a good way to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna have. So someone could die.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. There could be potential hard explosions.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I mean, it takes a lot of balls, although very small Ones, I suppose. Don't those shrink your balls? They say there's some out of back acne.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they say.

[Chick McGee]

The long bones in your body would cause you might break a leg trying to lift something. You wouldn't know. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't there be all kinds of liability problems?

[Josh Arnold]

I probably signed off.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Chick may be right. This may be.

[Chick McGee]

I think they put this out early enough. So how. How much flack are we going to get back?

[Tom Griswold]

So what if you don't fail the drug test, you're not eligible. I'm sorry. You're clean. You've got to. You have to fail the drug test to compete. We want to watch someone's heart explode on national television.

[Chick McGee]

No, we don't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in the voice of the guy.

[Chick McGee]

There's all kinds of videos of weightlifting. Videos of guys lifting up stuff and their legs collapsing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, or they just faint.

[Chick McGee]

They've breaking in their neck and they get their trachea and a lot of ego.

[Tom Griswold]

How about different drugs then instead of steroids? Oh, yeah, like track and field on lsd.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all just running in different directions.

[Tom Griswold]

The gun goes off, one guy drops to the ground. They got me. No, no, no. They're lizards. They're flying lizards in the air.

[Chick McGee]

I was right the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid. World record. The heroin games.

[Chick McGee]

Joey Chestnut.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of throwing.

[Chick McGee]

Our boy Joey Chestnut has broken his own popcorn eating world record during an event at something called a rural king in terre Haute, Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Love, Rural King.

[Chick McGee]

Joey had 42 servings of popcorn in eight minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I bet he's still flossing.

[Tom Griswold]

He never got to see the movie. That sucks.

[Chick McGee]

The strategy, all about chugging water with every swallow to help the popcorn go down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Pat, you kind of asked about that if they were an adult.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And locking into a rhythm to push his body to the limit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now Joey has over 55 world records around eating and 16 Nathan's hot dog Eating Contests titles under his belt.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody can take that away. He's a champ.

[Tom Griswold]

And how many bags of popcorn?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. It doesn't say how many bags.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what is. What exactly is Rural King?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's great. It's. It's hardware store seeds. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You can get your dogs vaccinated there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do a lot of stuff with animals.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. I'm with Pat. I thought it was like a gas station.

[Josh Arnold]

No. If you get a chance, go Hamburger place. It's a wonderful ag store.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really A great store.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this says he downed 42 servings. It doesn't say how big the servings were. If it's movie theater popcorn. 42. What is that, $17,000 easily.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's co signer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I wonder how he preps for a colonoscopy.

[Chick McGee]

This takes a while, I would guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think he's a healthy eater in between events?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't he say he just doesn't eat for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

After an event or something.

[Tom Griswold]

But drink a lot of water, I'm sure. To get that thing. Yeah. To get it all expanded down there. Okay, Joey, we'll look forward to seeing you next time. I want. I wonder how he. I'd like to. Next time he's here, we have to ask him with respect to what is the worst thing to have to eat and the easiest.

[Chick McGee]

I think he said last time, shrimp was the easiest.

[Josh Arnold]

He said shrimp is his favorite and easiest.

[Chick McGee]

It really digests like. Like almost instantaneous.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember one time he said he had trouble with a kale eating.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he hate kimchi, too? Wasn't that one of them?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that would have to be hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that the smell of the kimchi and the spice?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure a lot of that ferments in your stomach.

[Josh Arnold]

That cabbage in the digestive system.

[Christy Lee]

My gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's got to wreak havoc on the duodenum.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, fancy word.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's part of your large.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean exactly?

[Josh Arnold]

Part of your large intellect.

[Chick McGee]

I've always said duodenum.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. I had a teacher who said both were fine. So you're good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Duodenum.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How is that spelled?

[Josh Arnold]

D do. D, U.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's long.

[Chick McGee]

Did he.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he dumb now? Dua. Lipa. Who wouldn't want to eat that?

[Chick McGee]

Really doesn't. Can't be taken more than one way, can it?

[Josh Arnold]

There's no subtlety.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get me wrong. I am on your side, believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm salivating.

[Josh Arnold]

Pure objectification, that.

[Chick McGee]

100% that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it wouldn't do it all.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm proud of you. So I'm good for you for letting the world know.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it again? Duodenum. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Duodenum or duodenum?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, duodenum. Sounds like a car part. You know, they won the race. They had the duodenum. Oh, they rigged it. You got to replace those Penske boys. They just get in trouble all the time. This portion of the Baba Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. Men today face a lot of pressure to perform and keep it together. And apparently we have 6 million men in the United States that currently suffer from depression, often undiagnosed. And as they say, the struggle is real. And real strength comes from opening up about what you're carrying out there. That's where therapy comes in and that's where better health may be useful for you. If you're a man and feeling the weight of the world, talk to somebody. And of course, this also applies to women. But a therapy, there's a thing going on out there that is called break the stigma. And what it's about is about acknowledging the fact that it's okay to seek counseling. And that's where better help comes in. They represent some 35,000 therapists and millions of people have been doing this and it's been around for about 10 years now. It's the largest online therapy provider in the world and it can provide access to mental health professionals with, by the way, a lot of different fields of expertise. So check it out. Visit betterhelp.com btshow and you'll get the first 10%. The first the fee for the first month will be reduced by 10% if you add that. BTShow that's betterhelp.com BTShow betterhelp h E-L-P.com BTShow the therapy is accessed online, so it's a lot more convenient. Once again, the details betterhelp.com BTShow coming up, comedian Kostakia Khanomopoulos, race car driver David Melucas, officially now second in the 109th running of the Indy 500, a guy from Chicago and a very talented race car driver. We'll look forward to seeing from him what it's like to be in such an incredible event. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Kostaki coming up next hour. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. We were talking about pennies from heaven, just pennies from the United States Mint. And I guess the last group of slugs to be produced to make pennies has shipped. They're not going to be making them real soon. Apparently it costs 3.7 cents to make a penny.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of curiosity, I looked this up to make a nickel. It costs 10.4 cents.

[Josh Arnold]

Really Whoa. Well, we need to stop those, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why are we doing this?

[Pat Godwin]

How about the quarter there? What's going on with that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I didn't. I. I could keep going, I suppose.

[Chick McGee]

I bet 12 bucks keep on going up.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

To make a dollar.

[Tom Griswold]

I very rarely use money anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At least the kind you can carry around. But. But when I did, I had a jar.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So that leads to this letter. I, too, put change in a glass container for years. I use one of those big water jugs from the water cooler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. There's only one problem with those. When it's full.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You need a dolly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You need steroids to lift it.

[Tom Griswold]

After three years, I separated all the coins into containers. I ended up with a total of sixteen forty dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

More than eight hundred dollars in quarters and three hundred in pennies. I bought new tires for my truck. This is from longtime listener Ernesto.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's. That's amazing. I think I had like 200 or 300 when I. When I moved. I finally took my.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I did. I had a job.

[Tom Griswold]

After all those years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But now it would be nothing. I just don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a coin jar?

[Tom Griswold]

No. When you check out of places and it has that round. Roundup, do you do that, too?

[Christy Lee]

I can wrap. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's something I believe in.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they really lay it out? I just try to hit the roundup and keep going.

[Christy Lee]

When they tell you what it's going for.

[Josh Arnold]

And rarely is it something I don't believe, it's always a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it's a very good cause. Yes. That's such a sweet thing, a nice thing to do.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, never is it something that I don't think is a good cause.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have change in your car right now? In the cup holder?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. I don't. I almost never use cash.

[Josh Arnold]

Pre coin star. Did you ever wrap pennies?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I had a paper route. I had those. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine young Tom Griswold being your paper boy?

[Tom Griswold]

I was an excellent paper boy. Got very few complaints. But when you get complaints, there'd be this. This red thing in the envelope. Complaint.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

Really, really knew you were.

[Tom Griswold]

The paper was left out, and it got wet.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Arnold, according to my calculations, you're two months behind in your payment.

[Josh Arnold]

Shove it, Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm collecting for the plane dealer. Get out of here, kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Off my porch. Twerp.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have the little thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I loved that thing. That metal thing that held. That held up pennies, dimes, quarters.

[Christy Lee]

And you had the little book that had the little teeny things that you would tear.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have the wallet that was somewhat vaginal, like you'd squeeze it and that thing would open?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The coin purse. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He described it as a somewhat vaginal.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did. Everyone immediately know what I meant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I knew what you meant. They look like lips.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I. I made mine talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's some poor.

[Chick McGee]

You knew you were a comedian when you made your coin purse.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, put some money in me. Me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not all you could put in me, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Slide it in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Too young to realize yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now for today in History. What do you think? Want to do it early? Sure. Let's get it out of the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Darius.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I guess we're doing it today in History. Almost done with May kids.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Nine months gone.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1703, Peter the Great founded. What city?

[Chick McGee]

Saint Petersburg.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

That's kind of egomaniac.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of an easy one.

[Chick McGee]

I heard his actual was Saint Peter. Not so great.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Before the.

[Tom Griswold]

He founded the one in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. And then he moved to Russia later and said, hey, I want one here too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you needed a vacation home. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice place, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

St. Pete, Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I winter in Russia.

[Chick McGee]

Tampa, St. Pete. That's kind of Twin Cities now, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This. In 1930, this building opened. Tallest structure on earth.

[Josh Arnold]

1930, what was it? Chrysler Building. The Empire State Building.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the Chrysler Building.

[Josh Arnold]

It was also the Empire State Building back then. They ran out of room and went, we need our own building.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what they did?

[Josh Arnold]

I love the Chrysler Building. It's one of them. It's gorgeous. The finest pieces of architecture in.

[Christy Lee]

You Love the Art Deco style.

[Josh Arnold]

Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

It keeps going. Going out of style, coming back into style.

[Christy Lee]

I like Art deco, too.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1937, the Golden Gate Bridge opened. Oh. Which technically makes Marin County a gated community.

[Josh Arnold]

I suppose it does.

[Tom Griswold]

And it really is. If you ever been there.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Yeah. In 1977, the Sex Pistols released the song God Save the Queen, which had absolutely no impact in America except among critics. It got no airplay and is dreadful. Let's see. It's hard to listen to.

[Josh Arnold]

As important to the punk scene as any.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's all about. It's. It's. It's like the painted word. It's about criticism. And no one ever listens to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I know they have their fans.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the punk band on sctv? It was called I Hate the Queen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I love their song was I Hate the Queen.

[Tom Griswold]

It's witty stuff. Oh, Sad News on 1995, Christopher Reeve. Oh, fell off a horse.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was bad.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, did some heroic stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He was no longer Christopher Walken after that.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, really no reason to punch down.

[Chick McGee]

And why do you insist on pronouncing it Christopher Wolkin?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's Christopher Walken.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm a walking idiot. Not anymore. 1837, the birthday of Wild Bill Hickok, anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Wild Bill.

[Chick McGee]

Wild.

[Christy Lee]

What do you want us to say? Didn't know the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever call him Wildcock hick Bill?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I never did say Wildcock hick Bill.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it was just not once. No. Maybe it's just me.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of stuff that is just you.

[Tom Griswold]

1911, the great Vincent Price, known by many for the Michael Jackson video.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Thriller.

[Tom Griswold]

Thriller, sure. And many a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

My great great grandmother apparently was his nanny.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that's something told.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because I always thought when he. It's his voice in Thriller and when. Particularly when he gets to. In Yalls neighborhood. I thought that was a bit awkward. But it stands up. I guess I haven't heard it in a while.

[Tom Griswold]

And someone in the same sphere of motion pictures would be Christopher Lee, born in this date in 1922.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Christopher Lee.

[Chick McGee]

There's a famous picture out there of Christopher Lee. Vincent Price, Peter Cushing and somebody I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Carradine maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Could have been Karloff. Could have been John Carradine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All the creepy guys from all those horror movies from our childhood.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Christopher Lee. Christopher Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. It was Dracula there for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And all those Hammer movies. Movies.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see the one of Karloff smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. In the Frankenstein.

[Chick McGee]

You know that Boris Karloff looked down at who. Who played Dracula. Bela Bayla Lugosi looked down at. Because he. He was behind all that makeup. He wasn't really acting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was great in it, frankly.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of. That's one of the. And they eventually did get along. But yes, there was.

[Chick McGee]

He did not care for each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Henry Kissinger, born on this date in 1923.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the villain in which the man with the Golden Gun. Which James Bond movie was he.

[Chick McGee]

Is he alive?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he lived to be a hundred.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it seemed like I was gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Say I thought he was gonna live forever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm going to live forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. He's attributed. That's. Isn't that him?

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he banging Jill St John there for a while? Remember her? You guys remember her?

[Christy Lee]

She was beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about people? The last name St. John pronounced sinjin. Have you ever heard that? Like it's a very thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's from one of the Batman movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's Liam Neeson, Simon Singin. And it's actually. I swear it's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No wonder we got rid of a king. That is really dumb. Happy birthday, Andre 3000. Born in 1975.

[Chick McGee]

Wore a piano to the Met gala. Was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Outcast famous for. Hey, yeah. What? Why were we talking about that?

[Chick McGee]

I like the way you move.

[Josh Arnold]

They had some.

[Pat Godwin]

They were top 10 or something.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't care for them as well.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like them?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bombs over Baghdad. What else did.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, Ms. J.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of hits. I thought it was only like three and then we looked and was actually like 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That song was in the news recently. For some reason I forget what it was. We'll just. We'll just move forward then. We have completed our sportscast.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Yes, sir, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. If you're just joining us. Hello. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And across the way there is Ms. Lee. She is Christy Lee and she is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to talk about sex, baby. And we got a lot of it today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

An Australian only fans model hospitalized after having sex with over 500 men in six hours.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Annie Knight told Us Weekly shortly after having intimate relations with 583 men in one day, she began experiencing bleeding and went to the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, lady, it's not a clown car.

[Christy Lee]

She later said the marathon also triggled. Triggled.

[Tom Griswold]

Also triggle.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Also triggered her endometriosis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

She said I'll definitely survive, but it's quite painful and unpleasant at the moment. She added, quote, it looks like I'm going to have to take a week off. Try and relax a little bit. Sit in the sun. Just take it easy.

[Josh Arnold]

Just blowies this week.

[Christy Lee]

But she said, I'll definitely be okay. I'm not letting this slow me down.

[Chick McGee]

Blowies and Andy's. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

The kitchen's closed.

[Tom Griswold]

I did the math on this, and I'm somewhat skeptical.

[Christy Lee]

583 men in six hours. What's the. What is it? How many seconds?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. And not a lot of time. About a minute per guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what happens is at least remember that documentary. Was it a real sex about the Houston 400 or Houston 5? There was a porn star. Do you remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds like. That sounds.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a huge gang bang and the guys all are fluffed. Or they're all. Until they're ready, and then they go, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

So literally is absolutely possible.

[Chick McGee]

This is no time to waste.

[Tom Griswold]

Non erotic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, to me as anything. I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is awful.

[Josh Arnold]

This is not for me.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, why would she do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, her crotch probably looked like the OJ murder scene by the time it was over. And she had a broken heart, by the way. One of the guys.

[Josh Arnold]

We should start really jolted her.

[Chick McGee]

We should put out, like a handbook to how to bring a show to a screeching hall.

[Christy Lee]

We'd have it filled.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was. It was 583, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not 538. Because then it would have been like a Nate Silver thing. Anyone? Anyone get that reference?

[Christy Lee]

Nate silver.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the 538? No one got that newsletter. Okay, forget it.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we're up to eight.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, the number one rule. How to bring a morning show. Have Tom on your show.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm sure her parents are proud.

[Tom Griswold]

But the whole thing is just so. It's just awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, there's. I'm not a gang bang guy. Well, I say that I've never actually.

[Chick McGee]

Tried and you've never been invited, but you don't want to be rude, right?

[Tom Griswold]

This says. Wait a second. This says she received 2, 000 registrations for the event.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Apparently she thought it was gonna be 200 people, but it turned out to.

[Josh Arnold]

Be a lot more. No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

So almost 1500 people went. Went. Guys went unserviced.

[Josh Arnold]

Those poor, poor bass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, we're cutting. It's like when you go to an event. Sorry, we're closing in 10 minutes. You can't. That's all. Wait a second. What about this?

[Christy Lee]

I've been waiting in line all these.

[Josh Arnold]

Times with that collective oh, man. That Houston 501 or whatever, there were guys in lines with bouquets of flowers, wrapped gifts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I always thought it'd be funny to stand in line for Gang Bang with a big bowl of potato salad.

[Pat Godwin]

Now is she allowed to veto people? That somebody shows up and it's just hideous or.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, hygiene issues or.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

There must be some.

[Tom Griswold]

Every aspect of this makes me sick.

[Josh Arnold]

It's horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Just awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's not sexy. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

When you were talking about the line, you know, cutting the line off, I see this line of men all turgid and then they go.

[Pat Godwin]

That'd be a good gag, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And what are the odds? What are the odds of this is all. I assume condom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the odds of one of those breaking?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, one can imagine the quality of the participants.

[Christy Lee]

And are they timed? I mean, do you get to complete or you just get a minute and you're done?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a. I think it's. I don't know. I don't know the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are there. Are there rules?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she talking the whole time?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're gross. Boy, you all keep getting grosser, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Ah, what an awkward conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot of skin tags, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume, I assume that they're going to turn this into some kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

Video goiter like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably on her only fans page. Okay, yeah, that's the problem. I mean, she probably made $500,000 doing it. And once that V heals up, she'll try it again, break her own record. The slut.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was strictly, strictly, strictly, Strictly V.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yes, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. I'm so sorry. Somebody's sticking to my A. Oh, I gotta give the V a break.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we're done.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I ruined it today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just hinted at it.

[Christy Lee]

That was your fault.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hinted at it.

[Chick McGee]

You're the problem. You completed the.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a nice list of books to read this summer on the beach. We have more interesting facts about the music that one might play in the bedroom. Oh, under certain circumstances, we'll find out about.

[Josh Arnold]

For that many. And I would do 500 men.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Speaker]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and tomobandtom. Dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Come visit.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hi, everybody. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts in service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for a song, don't you think?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Pat Godwin has a broken CPAP machine, so he may be a little groggy today.

[Pat Godwin]

And Patty, that's not why I'm overwhelmed. I mean, I worked all weekend, had such a good time, you know, watched, left the show here and then work, work, work.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Because this is just a great time. We're coming up on the summertime.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So, you know, I got a lot of stuff to do.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer is coming and I'm cutting the grass filling the pool so happy winter is passed Planting flowers, digging a garden Bought some sod and I put a new yard and I'm so happy Summer's almost here oh, building a deck Stained the hardwood floors Gotten my new hot tub without any shorts I'm gonna start up the grill Charcoal's the best but someone I know is pissed and perplexed that's Jackie, the manager of my apartment complex. Summer's coming and I have to find a new place Summer's coming I have to find a new place but summer is finally here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Write what you know. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They frown. Frown on adding a hot tub to your apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Especially on the second floor.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever find someone that moves. Moves to an apartment or some kind of facility and they go, I really miss doing yard work.

[Chick McGee]

Work.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are people that. That are twisted and awful. Sure, I believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, could I come over your place and working.

[Christy Lee]

Do you enjoy yard work?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really? No, My husband does.

[Tom Griswold]

He loves. I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I do nothing but home maintenance, but that's the one thing I don't enjoy doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Puttering, potter. I bet you putter all day yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Putter and tinker.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, I can barely walk. I'm so sore from.

[Christy Lee]

From pottery.

[Tom Griswold]

Full day of puttering.

[Christy Lee]

What were you puttering on?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all kinds of pottering. As you know, I have a pool for the first time in my life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Too cold to get in it, though, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what's more work, a child or a pool.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a puppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a puppy, yes. But, yeah, a lot going on at my place now. We have Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk. Just had A disgusting story about some woman.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, reading more about her. She's kind of interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the one. She.

[Christy Lee]

She's actually a very pretty young woman.

[Pat Godwin]

She is, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, she enjoys this. She thought 200 guys would show up, and when 583 did, she was a little.

[Tom Griswold]

She had intimate relations, allegedly, with 583 men in the course of six hours.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did have to wear a condom. I did find that out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They shared one.

[Christy Lee]

No, they.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, look, fellas. The bad news is you have to wear a condom.

[Chick McGee]

We've cut cold.

[Josh Arnold]

The worst news is.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I'd love to see David. I'd like to see a David Rush take on this record, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Saw one of these. There was a barrel full of condoms. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Was there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember that part.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a great band. Yeah, they opened for Puddle of Mud.

[Christy Lee]

According to the article in Us Weekly, the clip that they showed has night getting herself in her space ready ahead of her guests with customized pink baklavas created for men to wear and maintain anonymity.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the balaclavas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Balaclavas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Baklavas. I can never.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you put green pastry on your face, they're still gonna know who you are.

[Christy Lee]

It's gonna be. Honey, you're gonna be sweet. Yeah. Baklava.

[Tom Griswold]

This makes it even more unpleasant. You got a bunch of guys with pink hoods.

[Josh Arnold]

How.

[Christy Lee]

They don't want. I'm sure they don't. If you don't want somebody out there to know that you did this. If you're a guy. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than the 582 dudes that are standing there.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Christy Lee]

Man, I. Oh, did you get.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they give you a still photo? Hey, can you do a selfie while you're in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do it for the gram.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we don't mean grandma. I want to make that clear.

[Pat Godwin]

She frowns on that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, she didn't want to know about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey, Grandma. Huh? Look at me, I'm at the orgy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, kind of. On that topic, did you know they have DJ DJs for orgies in San Francisco?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. According to the San Francisco Standard, a DJ who calls himself DJ Jack, DJ Jay Maximilian, has been a fixture on the sex party DJ circuit since. For 30 years or more. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Shouldn't he be keeping his mouth shut? Isn't this like an Eyes Wide Shut deal where the piano player has to sign a thing where he doesn't say anything.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I would think his job sees him working sex parties in mansions, Airbnbs and warehouses all over the Bay Area.

[Josh Arnold]

Warehouses.

[Christy Lee]

Though he says he often has to remind people, quote, not to use the DJ table for adult play activities that require stabilization.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a hotel room or a warehouse? It's a warehouse. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They also, the Standard spoke with six other local DJs who all take a different approach to getting revelers in the mood, with tunes ranging from down tempo to dance music. One member of The Bay Area DJ duo JK47 said, quote, if we do a good job, there's nobody on the dance floor.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I'm curious as to what one would.

[Christy Lee]

Play at an orgy.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of heats things up then. I see.

[Pat Godwin]

So they're vocals. Moody kind of stuff. I heard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Benny Hill theme, maybe. Hey, when it's. When it's. What do you play when it's Closing time.

[Josh Arnold]

Time. Maybe you play Closing Time by Semisonic.

[Chick McGee]

Closing time. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something very non erotic. Billy, Don't Be a Hero. Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

[Chick McGee]

Remember how Billy, Don't Be a Hero starts out with that. That fife and drum or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't hate that song.

[Chick McGee]

You don't?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Am I wrong?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I really. Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I liked it when I was a kid. I mean, really.

[Chick McGee]

Don't Be a hero.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something about that. There's something about it out. The guy's voice and the guitar, I like. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Christy Lee]

The only kind of grinding.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like the chorus. I don't think I like the.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the part that's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I also like cinnamon.

[Chick McGee]

You guys remember Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods? Used to be just the Haywoods until Bo got up. You know, the big head.

[Pat Godwin]

He enlisted, then.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the solo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. And he indeed does try to be. Well, he is a hero. Yeah. But to the loss of.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure the way those song. The way those songs always end up. Yeah. He.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If the Edmund Fitzgerald. If the Edmund Fitzgerald hadn't cracked in half. Would have been a pretty boring song.

[Chick McGee]

Gets his head taken off by mine.

[Christy Lee]

Does Bo. Did he have other hits? Donaldson in the Haters.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

History of huge solos, albums.

[Chick McGee]

Heck, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Bo Donaldson in the Haywoods, Stepping Out. You never heard that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just made that title up, by the way. I don't know if it stepped.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if it took away some of the gravitas of the song when he Sold it to a sandwich place. Bill, he's making a hero. Would you like mayonnaise on it? So these guys are DJs at orgies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what, do you make eye contact, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's probably just up there, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods are from Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever happened to Bo Donaldson in the Haywoods? Oh, there was a tiger attack.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. That's. Yeah, that. Well, you know, that. That happens to rock stars.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, listen to. There used to be the Bo Donaldson in the Haywoods, and then they became the Bo Donaldson Band. Is there no end to this guy's ego?

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord, Is he still around? Maybe we could hook him up with Haywood Banks.

[Josh Arnold]

Banks?

[Tom Griswold]

We got the big reunion.

[Josh Arnold]

Bo Donaldson and the Haywood Banks.

[Tom Griswold]

It would just be Bo Donaldson and the Haywood.

[Chick McGee]

Barry Williams hosted a variety show and they were regulars on his show. Remember who Barry Williams is?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Greg Brady Bunch.

[Chick McGee]

Greg on the Brady Bunch. That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Billy, don't be a hero. Who do you think you are, girl? Don't make me wait and don't ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Look back let's see.

[Chick McGee]

I don't notice. I recognize anything. But Billy, don't be a Hero.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of demands in his song titles. Yeah, don't be a hero.

[Christy Lee]

Never back.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't make me wait.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not putting mayonnaise on your sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you know who I am? I'm Bo Donaldson.

[Chick McGee]

Bo Donaldson reformed the band in 96, and they've been touring on the oldie circuit since.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we could do another live day. Tom, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get them in here.

[Chick McGee]

Spotlight on Bo Donaldson. What about Paper Lace and the Night Chicago?

[Christy Lee]

I like that song.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that one, too.

[Christy Lee]

Hate that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that song.

[Pat Godwin]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with you people?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it, too. Christy. We're dorks.

[Christy Lee]

No, we are. I admit.

[Chick McGee]

You're liars is what you are.

[Christy Lee]

We're not.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you play at an orgy, Christy? What do you think? Could be.

[Christy Lee]

What would I play at an orgy? Well, we're going to talk about music and sex coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd play the band orgy their cover of Blue Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue Monday? The Javan Morrison song?

[Josh Arnold]

No, the 80s hit.

[Chick McGee]

What about how does it Feel for you? Okay, that's an a treat. What about Pete Townsend and Let My Love Open the Doors?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

In the. In the arms of an angel in.

[Christy Lee]

The Arms of an Angel.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That. Kill the mood. Kill the mood. How about the Hokey Pokey?

[Josh Arnold]

What about something ironic like you're the only one or I only have eyes for you? Oh, here's orgy. Blue Monday.

[Chick McGee]

How did I know it was going to go this way?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the intro? Do they sing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice. Drum fly.

[Chick McGee]

One more time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this isn't bad. Oh, I kind of like this.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with you guys?

[Christy Lee]

You don't like.

[Chick McGee]

Not really singing?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there's a. I like. There's a drone factor.

[Chick McGee]

This is nine minutes long. I'm kidding. Okay, tell me.

[Josh Arnold]

How do I feel?

[Christy Lee]

I like that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

Who did Blue Monday originally?

[Josh Arnold]

Ace?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it Van Morrison?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he may have a Blue Monday song, but it's not that. Is it New Order?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember. I'm trying to look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll wait.

[Christy Lee]

I'm waiting. You're waiting. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Fats Domino. Have a Blue Monday.

[Christy Lee]

Fats Domino.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he did my blue one.

[Chick McGee]

That's not Blue Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's Brown Eyed Girl.

[Christy Lee]

New Order did what?

[Chick McGee]

We're doing color songs now.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not Purple Rain?

[Tom Griswold]

How the hell did that come.

[Chick McGee]

White Room. I love it when he pushes buttons.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Oh, look at the time. Coming up, comedian Kostaki Economopoulos. We'll find out what he plays at his orgies.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably cards. The soundtrack to Zorba.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Speaker]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee, and. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are we talking about Blue Monday again?

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about orgy music and the band.

[Josh Arnold]

Orgy did a cover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I was thinking of the great Van Moron song. Then I realized it's Blue Money.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, Different.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, remember that one?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's actually a great song. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember who you talking about? The Doors again.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this one? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

He had been listening to Mick. Had me.

[Chick McGee]

He set records, being a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Sadly.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes the chorus. I'm not sure what Blue Money Is anybody know.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if Kostaki liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Oh, he's ready. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There I was get.

[Tom Griswold]

I was getting the stall signal. Now we have a. Kostaki Economopoulos. Are you in Los Angeles?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm home. Good morning, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Kostaki.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the latest in your life? Anything happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he sounds thrilled to talk to you. Doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh. That was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hang up immediately.

[Chick McGee]

I would. Now tomorrow, I can't decide whether he wants to be whipped with chains or talk to you, so. Good Lord. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What'S the poster behind you?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it's the Acme Comedy Company 20th Anniversary Show.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a bunch of.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a bunch of comics, you know, on there. There's David Crow and Jake Johansson and Chad Daniels and, you know, good company. Acme guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again I ask.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, life's good.

[Ace Cosby]

I went to the draft. I went to the NFL draft with my bro.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd that go?

[Ace Cosby]

It was awesome. It's. You gotta. If you're a football nerd, you gotta go to a draft. It's so fun, and my brother is so into it.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Ace Cosby]

He already booked the hotel for Pittsburgh next year.

[Josh Arnold]

We're in.

[Chick McGee]

We're going.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh.

[Ace Cosby]

And we're hoping to go to Berlin as well. The Falcons are playing the Colts in Berlin this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody who's the home team?

[Chick McGee]

That I don't know. I think the Colts are. I think the Colts.

[Ace Cosby]

Colts are home.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a headline. Colts coats. I love the coach. The Colts host game in Berlin or something like that.

[Ace Cosby]

Celts and Falcons in Berlin. Which is appropriate because both teams have hit a wall. Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

All right, all right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, now.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're off.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is that an indoor stadium?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I don't know the answer to that. I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be fascinating.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom has a way of embarrassing you on the air when you bring up topics, Costaka, So don't. Don't take it personally.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think that'll be cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Can we make fun of Bill Belichick? That's something we can all agree on, right?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. No, I'm with to.

[Ace Cosby]

It's tough in the streets for Bill Belichick. Last week, he had to explain who. To his girlfriend who George went was. That's how that relationship. Let's go. What do they talk about? The only thing they have in common is never seeing the Browns win a Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Apparently they got engaged. This is what happens when you have so many rings, you just give them out to the kids you meet like, Belichick is 73. The fiance is 27. 73 to 27 makes 28 to 3 seem pretty close.

[Chick McGee]

I was a Falcons lead in the Super Bowl.

[Ace Cosby]

That was the. Yeah. Bad day. That's not a May December romance. That's a May December in the Jurassic period romance.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a long time. You see? Yeah. She.

[Ace Cosby]

She calls him baby not because he's cute, but because she has to feed him soft foods.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm. I'm. I appreciate that you went that route. There are other baby ways you could have gone. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Diaper related.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Ace Cosby]

You go through them all. You scribble it down, then you pick the good one. Yeah, hopefully. At least that's the theory. Bill said he loves it. She's energetic and fun and never heard of Spygate. That's handy. Even Lawrence Taylor's like, damn, Bill, that girl's too young for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you gotta. I was just thinking about something. This, this thing with the. With the Colts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In Berlin. Yeah. Lucky Frank Reich isn't still the coach.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be awkward.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, what number Reich is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the fourth. The fourth Reich. Is that. I'm sorry. Is that important? Taste? I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me dust boot.

[Ace Cosby]

Did Bill Belichick propose the way he does press conferences? Like, no emotion, no explanation. She says yes, and he just mutters onto the honeymoon. Romantic.

[Tom Griswold]

Cut off the sleeves of his talks.

[Chick McGee]

The Colts are set to host the Falcons in Berlin and at the historic Olympic Stadium, November 9, 2025, for a regular season game.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this the Jesse Owens Olympic Stadium?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know of any other Olympic stadium that they would call the Olympic Stadium other than that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, true.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what I just thought of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's got to be it, right?

[Chick McGee]

I just hope they, you know, I hope they take the signage down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not going to do that thing with the klieg lights pointing toward the sky.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

That famous, famous video of that. That one. That one sign blowing up when the. When the Allies got there. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you have to get. To get a first down 10 meters. I don't know if you knew that. K meters. Yeah, they're there in Europe. Do they have to hunt around trying to find inches and yardsticks for the game? Our guest is comedian Kostaki Economap. He's also Our NFL correspondent. Are you out on the road these days?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm going to Erie this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I haven't been to Erie in years, and it's a beautiful. It's a comedy and magic club in Erie.

[Josh Arnold]

So cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Be some magician and then me.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm excited. It'll be good. Also, this just in. They're gonna let current NFL players play flag football in the Olympics.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Is this a good idea? Do we want Tyreek kills sperm to go global?

[Chick McGee]

The quarterback of the flag football team is upset this morning because Tom Brady has said he wants a gold medal. So Tom asked about that, and he's very upset.

[Tom Griswold]

I also. I don't know anything about it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a very different game. I've been trying to tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that. We were exchanging texts. Yeah. Apparently, I heard a nerd deal guy going. It's vastly different, but in terms of star power.

[Chick McGee]

Think Kyler Murray. Think Kyler Murray. Faster. And that's the quarterback of the flag football team that we've got now.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's different flag football. There's no blocking or tackling, so it's like a Jets game.

[Tom Griswold]

You were just holding that back the.

[Josh Arnold]

Whole time, waiting for us to shut up.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know anything about it. Is it on ESPN or on TV or anything that I'm aware of. There's a pro flag football league, though, right? Is that what I'm hearing?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about there. If it's. There's a pro one. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, where do these guys. Guys play?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see the indoor football stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Arena football arena?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a few of those games. I thought it was really fun. I really like.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, some of it's great. You could bounce it out of the net and you tackle guys into the wall and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, some of the NFL guys started out in arena football.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Especially the coaches.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what was the stat Chick? That only one NFL player per team or something is allowed to.

[Chick McGee]

That's not a stat. That's a fact. Only one player per team. That's all. Could lose because fans are also upset. Like, we don't want our star wide receiver. Oh, he pulled his hamstring playing flag football.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

And there'll be this question, too. Will there be any flags left in 2028? After three more years of throwing flags when anybody gently touches Mahomes.

[Tom Griswold]

Another good. See, he's. He's like Godwin. He's the assassin. He's waiting there for us to shut up. He's got ammunition. Good for you, Kostaki.

[Ace Cosby]

The new Pope from Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Anybody understands suffering and blind faith, it's a Bears fan.

[Chick McGee]

Ain't that the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

I. And by the way, this is not a funny comment, but it's truth. I have never seen so many Villanova T shirts and sweatshirts walking around town. I think that the people that went there going. One of our alums, the Pope.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of hard to talk about.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a president that went to our college. Really? I got the Pope. See you later.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have anybody else?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Just again last night, two Villanova sweatshirts walking by.

[Josh Arnold]

Two.

[Christy Lee]

Two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Where were you?

[Chick McGee]

Where was I? Love these stories, the way his mind remembers them.

[Tom Griswold]

I have witnesses.

[Chick McGee]

Watch this. Can you put a number on how many you've seen since you started? No. Like a hundred.

[Tom Griswold]

Three.

[Christy Lee]

Two were last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, you know, I've seen. I'd seen zero before, so that's 300.

[Christy Lee]

Or you hadn't noticed them before.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'd notice.

[Christy Lee]

You sure? No, you wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, this is a Villanova switch.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't notice if your pants were on fire. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys notice Kostaki's still there?

[Tom Griswold]

No. So where are you going to be in Erie?

[Josh Arnold]

Kostaki the comedy Magic.

[Ace Cosby]

It's called Keller's. I think it's Keller's Comedy and Magic Club. Or Keller's Magic and Comedy. It's Keller's.

[Pat Godwin]

And a real magician right before you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a lawyer hangout? Keller and Keller. What's going on there?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kostaki, have a great weekend. I know you'll be terrific on stage. Now, when you're an Erie, which. Which NFL team are you going to make fun of?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, That's a good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

You could go Steelers. You could go Browns, Eagles.

[Ace Cosby]

The Bills are close, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you make fun of all of them and just get everybody up, upset?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's right. You open with the Falcons jokes. It's sort of then they realize, like, oh, it's okay to joke about the teams. And then.

[Unknown Speaker]

And then, boom.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still fascinated and amazed that you haven't been punched right in the face after a show. It's gonna happen one of these, you.

[Ace Cosby]

Know, years ago, year. Tom. Tom was always worried about making fun of other people's teams. And years ago, Tom saw me at a show in Indiana and I did a chunk. Chunk of stuff about the Colts and It killed so much. It was hard to follow. And I think that helped convince Tom that it was all right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Well, you did it. It did kill.

[Ace Cosby]

It's, you know, the fans know their teams suck. It's fine. It's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a rebuilding year.

[Chick McGee]

It's fine. If you have to say it's fine more than once, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember I saw Billy gardelle at the St. Louis Funny Bone. And the Rams were having a particularly tough season and Billy was talking football and he looked out of the ground, he goes, do you guys have a football team? It got a laugh. And booze simultaneously.

[Chick McGee]

And booze.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, that's how it goes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's how it goes.

[Ace Cosby]

Let me close on this one. That's. This here's a segue here. This year, the Rams drafted from a fire station to honor the LA firefighters fighters. The jets should have drafted from a police station because their decision makers need to be arrested. Good night, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Good night, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Will be an eerie PA starting Thursday night.

[Josh Arnold]

Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday night, okay. At Keller's Magic comedy and football criticism attorney's office. Yes, very fine attorney.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Gustock.

[Tom Griswold]

He. Thank you very much. Time now to learn about the world of earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Chickster. Coming up. Christy Lee, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we're not done with music and sex. We're going to talk about that. We're also going to talk about how much do you love a product? Enough to get a tattoo of their barcode and selling body parts. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

After they're Dead head. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be really some kidney or something. Yeah. No. How about a hand? That's going to be pricey. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby. We're all here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I was mentioning my dream last night.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You're naked in a treehouse in Manhattan.

[Tom Griswold]

Very odd.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't have a phone. Didn't know how to get some. Any clothes.

[Chick McGee]

No phone, no motorcar. Not a single luxury.

[Tom Griswold]

No underpants. Just terrible. Received a letter here from Zach.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Zach.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard you talking about it. I also heard you guys did a segment about driving naked. Now, that I have never really done, except maybe to repark my car at my house.

[Chick McGee]

You pull it out of the garage and then put it back in the garage. Is that what I'm hearing? You walk out to the driveway naked, Kid.

[Tom Griswold]

I think when I lived in a wooded area, there might have been an incident.

[Chick McGee]

That's gotta be.

[Tom Griswold]

Up he goes.

[Chick McGee]

Just a horrendous sight, people. I bet people call their sheriffs. Yes, there's an alien in the Griswold's driveway. Look how pale and gray he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Zach writes now the beginning. The beginning of this is a little odd. This is probably an experience most of us have not had. Bad. Zach writes, I was taking care of a friend's pig.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I done that?

[Tom Griswold]

I got knocked over into the pig's slop shop.

[Josh Arnold]

I got knocked down.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh, you ever told that to your best friend? No. No. I'll take care of the pig. You go on.

[Pat Godwin]

You take the ball.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a good wingman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to strip down to my skin. I washed off with a hose. Then I had to drive home completely naked. I arrived at my house. I walked in the door. Just as I was walking in, the meter lady walked around from the back to see me standing there and all. My goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

I walked past and nodded.

[Josh Arnold]

Nodded.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Zach.

[Christy Lee]

What are you gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Good story. Well, speaking of naked, in the. In the realm of human sexuality, nakedness is often involved. Not always, anyways. But we have sex news today, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We've talked about this before, but a Reddit post is making news this morning about bedroom music. 25 year old said his girlfriend hated the song he played during sex, but never told him for two years.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta say something sooner.

[Christy Lee]

He'd been using Hudson Mohawk's C Bat, believing it had perfect rhythm for lovemaking.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hear it? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know what this is.

[Tom Griswold]

An edit of Sea Bats.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the Hudson Hawk reference.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Real loud.

[Chick McGee]

You hear it there, clowny?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. This is. No wonder. I. I would. Oh, ditch this guy. You know what? What?

[Chick McGee]

I stand corrected. I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

This is dreadful. Of course this drove her mad.

[Pat Godwin]

Guy's joking, right?

[Christy Lee]

He said he created a playlist, timed his thrusts to the beat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

And even kept the rhythm in his head. After she asked him to stop the music, she finally confessed the tune was a major turnoff.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like a song you'd write and bring to your record company if you wanted to be dropped.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I got to get of this contract.

[Christy Lee]

He called the realization both annoying and embarrassing. To make matters worse, even though he had stopped playing the music while having sex, the user wrote that he still thrust to the tune in his head, which his girlfriend recognized and asked him to stop. He concluded with a recap that reads, quote, she hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years. Making sex now awkward, by the way, after that post went viral, girl, he posted that the relationship has since ended.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but she came to her senses.

[Tom Griswold]

That is absolutely dreadful.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what's so. I don't know what's so dreadful about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, baby. Oh, you're real hot now, aren't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no rhythm.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it gets there.

[Chick McGee]

It's only nine minutes long here.

[Christy Lee]

This is where the rhythm kicked in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Real strain.

[Tom Griswold]

I find. I find the best music. Well, it's not really. Just sonically, to me, the NPR Planet Money podcast, that. That's. That's what really gets me going.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

A little dry, you see? A little. A little economics for the old vag.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you guys think music is leaving the bedroom? I don't think people are listening to it like they used to when they have the love making.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so. I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A recent poll reveals what specific music people do prefer to play, though.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

During intimate activities, the top artist is a.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I? Can I. Before you give the list, there's a downside to this and that is you're automatically putting a unit of time that can be measured with the song.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't just have one song.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have a play if you're, you know, one shot. Johnny.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Buddy Holly, Peggy sue.

[Chick McGee]

I'm finished.

[Josh Arnold]

90 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't get through. Inigata devita.

[Christy Lee]

On a good day, the top artists across sex playlists were the Weeknd, Kanye West, Deftones, Drake, and Lana Del Rey. Obviously a young, younger demographic. The sexiest genres were popular. Hip hop, rap, rb, soul, indie rock and alternative.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Deftones can be sexy.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I don't know if I'm familiar with their work.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's heavy but slow. And. Yeah, it's. It's intense.

[Chick McGee]

Listenable.

[Josh Arnold]

It can get intense. Some might say that, but many won't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. No.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S for sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly 50% of the respondents to the survey say they listened to music during sex. People who listened were 70% more likely to have had a threesome.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I get that you have two women, a lot of chatter. I'm putting music on.

[Christy Lee]

65% said music significantly increased the duration of sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies, I don't need to hear about the Outlander while we're trying to.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. It's the Witcher.

[Christy Lee]

And 3% admitted they've worn AirPods during love making.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

How many percent?

[Christy Lee]

Three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little rude.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What. What you listening to an audiobook? What are you doing in there?

[Tom Griswold]

Calls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that's happened. I'll bet I can see some Hollywood guys. I taking a phone call.

[Christy Lee]

Have you answered the phone during sex?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the old Rodney Dangerfield joke? Man, my wife loves talking after sex. I hate those phone calls. The implication there was she called old Rodney, saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, now, if you're just joining us, hello. This is the Bob and Tom Program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that's Chris Steeley right over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

And if you're just joining us, we've been talking about having music on during sex. There was a survey done by Zip Health, people who listen to hip hop or rap during sex. According to the survey, last longest in bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

While EDM listeners last the shortest.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Would that CBAT be an EDM song?

[Josh Arnold]

Close to. Yeah, it has to be in there.

[Tom Griswold]

More like an SHI song.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or CRM.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

People who listen to hip hop rap were most likely to have had sex in public, which I found a little interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Those who reported crying during sex tended to listen to reggae, folk, or blues.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course, folk. Yeah. If I had a hammer, somebody starts crying during sex. You're an iron and wine fan, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Take care of the great man down.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have paper or plastic. You have cloth totes, don't you? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Those who said they listened to country music during sex were the most likely to have participated. Now, this is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember this. In anal, Right.

[Christy Lee]

In an orgy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And most likely to say they rarely or never use protection.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, you're closer. Can you calm him down a little bit?

[Christy Lee]

Pop music fans were the most likely to have had anal.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

50%, according to this survey.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. There's your Lana Del Rey, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that on the increase? Right? Or am I anal missing hearing.

[Josh Arnold]

I know analingus is. That's. There's reports on that, but that's a young man's game.

[Tom Griswold]

Four out of five, Dennis. Brushing your teeth?

[Pat Godwin]

I've had a lot of comedians recently do jokes about that, and it's a bit disturbing, really. A couple guests that. People go up and it's like, those jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of them.

[Christy Lee]

People who tended to listen to metal during sex were the most likely to have. Have a fetish and most likely to have participated in a threesome. All right, all right. Those are your people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is a very small sample size, frankly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Judging by the a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it has to be a younger.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a music guy, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Weren't you back in the day or.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really. Yeah, I mean, I. Ideally, it's that kind of Jack Lemon thing where you walk in, you hit.

[Josh Arnold]

A button, and that's what you want.

[Christy Lee]

And then where hi Fi comes.

[Josh Arnold]

So, for Tom, Girl from Ipanemo is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're 25.

[Tom Griswold]

We're.

[Chick McGee]

What are we? Halfway through the 25? Fifth year of this century, and you're still invoking Jack Lemon.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he's got that cool apartment. Hits one button, the lights dim, and a little bit of Girl from Ipanema pops on the martini bar, slides out.

[Christy Lee]

Is that how it is at your house?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. That's always sort of my. You still have an adult view of things.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, I'm home.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

That poor girl.

[Christy Lee]

Two years she listened to that. Damn.

[Chick McGee]

I never said anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she kept her trap shot.

[Christy Lee]

She faked it the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that is a silly song.

[Chick McGee]

The only way I get the song to stop is to. Okay, Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you very much. What else you got, Christy?

[Josh Arnold]

Bet you ever put on your own album?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me think.

[Josh Arnold]

No, please try it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you haven't Really?

[Chick McGee]

I only 50 believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

Try it as a joke the next.

[Pat Godwin]

Time it would not work.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you saying the Pat Godwin album Hotel Pool is a mood killer?

[Pat Godwin]

I would have to say that's a mood killer. For the first 10 years of my life, I did serious music and I didn't even do it then. I had a couple albums out then. Yeah, I have those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are they on vinyl?

[Pat Godwin]

They're available out there in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think a whole lot of the vinyl CDs I know.

[Tom Griswold]

We've only heard a couple of the tunes. Jones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Lighthouse and what.

[Pat Godwin]

What's a big one? Was Light. Light. Well, Lighthouse was not on an album. I knew that sucked early on. Circle City, of course. And the other song from that was called Young and Stupid. That came from that album.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a serious song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a pretty serious song. It's called Twist at the End.

[Tom Griswold]

What happens at the end?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's a twist. You also have to wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Turns out he's not as young as he said he was.

[Christy Lee]

That's a twist.

[Chick McGee]

That is a twist.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for very much. Right now it's time to talk with Mr. McGee about the value of your property, your stuff, your life and your [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And Jonah, there's a market out there for human body parts online. We're going to find out about its legality or lack thereof, etc. Etc. Also, how about a, like a nice barcode tattooed on your arm? Well, somebody did it. We'll see why when we come back. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Speaker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Another one.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. If you're looking for professional broadcasting, oh, look somewhere else. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosmos, be. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom, Got a little update here for you. Remember the story you had about the guy that quit his job and he got it. Learned how to sail by watching YouTube?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He, he made it to Hawaii.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy in Oregon, he quit his job and started putting it all over the Internet what he was doing. And along with his cat hat.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Named Phoenix. Well, according to this news account from The Associated Press, Mr. Oliver Widger was welcomed by cheering fans and the governor of Hawaii, Josh Green.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Waikiki Yacht Club on Oahu.

[Josh Arnold]

How many, how many cheering fans? 6.

[Chick McGee]

I'm more concerned with the mayor of. Governor. Governor of Hawaii is Josh Green.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would have thought it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I don't think any of the all those letters are in the Hawaiian Alphabet. Now that I think. How'd he get on the ballot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It just says a cheering and happy crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

A cat's least favorite thing, happy people.

[Josh Arnold]

Cheering coming from a non cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I saw him being interviewed by Anderson Cooper. They were on the boat and the cat was evidently the captain of the boat. He was saying how much she was in charge. And I forget her name, but it was kind of cute. A rescue cat. I forget Phoenix, what her name was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And yeah, that is correct.

[Chick McGee]

Was it Phoenix?

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess he's saying he's going to go to Polynesia next. French Polynesia. Oh, but he Taught himself to sail just by watching videos.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess, just guess, he did okay.

[Chick McGee]

Cashed in his 401k and took off.

[Christy Lee]

I rebuilt the toilet on the inside, thanks to YouTube videos. You never know what you might be able to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Replace the flanger thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the flanger thing.

[Tom Griswold]

The volcano.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the ball. They've kind of come a long way from that now. They've got this. Well, you know. You're sure you guys know this?

[Chick McGee]

I've got like a canister thing that I have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like a canister instead of the.

[Chick McGee]

From Toto toilets.

[Josh Arnold]

Toto, right.

[Chick McGee]

Toto is a workhorse of the industry. They know how to flood and shake.

[Josh Arnold]

Knows his way around a toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

They know how to haul the mail.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the one with. The one without the ballcock. The Caitlyn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they used to have that. They've changed the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the kit you can change in existing.

[Chick McGee]

Has that all been cut away, if you will?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the rumor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe sliced and tucked in, something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You think, hey, look, you go public with it, you get what you deserve.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd always heard they essentially empty it and then turn it inside out and tuck it in so it becomes the. Yeah, because the fleshy tube there, the.

[Chick McGee]

Glands, penis, is where all the nerve endings are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's your. That's your money spot.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry there. Back to you. What do you got going over there at the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see here. From the New York Post, A tick tock user's gone viral after displaying a new tattoo she has on her forearm. It's a functional rendition of a barcode. The woman who calls herself DO Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she. Is it a Mountain Dew thing?

[Christy Lee]

No. You think, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, that's exactly what I thought. Josh told Jam Press she initially thought of getting a barcode tattoo of broccoli or something silly that'd look good, but then decided on Red Bull after thinking energy.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

The design features the barcode being munched on by a worm based on one of her sister's drawings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

But now in the viral clip, you can see she goes to the supermarket and is able to scan her ink and it successfully rings up a can of Red Bull.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's really something.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for you.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a lady online a couple days ago. She took her debit card, I guess it was. It was a credit card. And she put it in a. It looked Like a super powered sander device. And sanded the credit card down to just the chip right into. And the chip is, as you can tell, really. And then she put it under her fingernail. An extension she had applied. And now she doesn't have to swipe her card. She just touches her finger to purchase.

[Josh Arnold]

Purchase.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. We're getting pretty close.

[Chick McGee]

Right there in her finger. Like. We will all have one day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or those of you who got the. The COVID shot that you have swimming around in your body right now.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was the mark of the devil to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, some feel that way. That was one of Tim Wilson's big things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't want to do that. That.

[Christy Lee]

But there was a guy I worked with, one of the TV engineers way back in the day. He was real big about never having credit cards. Mark of the devil.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of trains.

[Josh Arnold]

The shipping's gonna have trouble.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of engineers now I.

[Josh Arnold]

Rich people are gonna have their arms cut off.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a guy. Told you. Told. I told you the story before. I was in line at the cafeteria.

[Chick McGee]

And I would have given anything to witness this exchange between you and this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at the cafeteria.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Loved cafeteria. Had the girls with me. And the guy in front of me had. Had a barcode on his neck. Neck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't help but ask. I said, what's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was Marlboro Lights, he said. And it. When it worked.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So on the back of his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah, right there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a truce.

[Tom Griswold]

Come back.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Not practical. What? I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Your hand.

[Christy Lee]

What do you gotta lay on the scanner?

[Tom Griswold]

It was just his thing. I mean, this lady. What'd she get? It's the.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Red Bull. But at least it's on her forearm and she can just go.

[Josh Arnold]

But she's not even like a huge fan of the product. She just wanted it for the energy.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand she has a plan B barcode tattooed just above her butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, you'd think that would be plan B. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because you're already there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, barring any unusual drippage, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

At my age now. Pat. Pat. You and me, 10 times the show.

[Pat Godwin]

Just come.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and you, Pat. We should just go get Metamucil and Viagra tattoos.

[Josh Arnold]

You like being lumped in there.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you get a barcode of if. If.

[Christy Lee]

If you had to me, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a big fan of Diet Pepsi.

[Chick McGee]

I would. It would have to be Diet Pepsi. Yeah, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

What do you purchase the most of?

[Pat Godwin]

Geez, that's a great question right now. Bai was is the only drink I drink right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That is my husband.

[Pat Godwin]

They're delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Coconut.

[Tom Griswold]

What Is this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, 10 calories.

[Christy Lee]

It's just a watt flavored water.

[Pat Godwin]

Delicious though.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you buy them all for.

[Pat Godwin]

The last two years?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. We get it delivered every two weeks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On your porch, isn't it? Get patch.

[Chick McGee]

Your address isn't bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. You can get a free bay water.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say Timber Lake is the bottom of that. Isn't he Bye bye bye or something. That song they had. Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, what do you buy the most fishing stuff?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know. I mean if we're sticking with like food or drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, don't let me down here.

[Chick McGee]

Salmon. Just. Just say frozen pizza and get it over with.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Just say tombstone.

[Josh Arnold]

Frozen pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be the butter.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know why I left.

[Christy Lee]

A 24 year old man is in custody after he allegedly posed as a teenage boy at a high school in Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

How old was he?

[Christy Lee]

24.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

WJW reports that Harrysburg police arrested the suspect and Anthony E. Labrador. Sierra.

[Chick McGee]

Tony.

[Christy Lee]

What a name. Earlier this month on felony charges of forgery. He's accused of using fake documents to enroll at and attend Harrysburg High School between January of 2024 and May of 2025.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe he just wanted to learn.

[Christy Lee]

The school district said the man had been placed under the guardianship of a local family, thinking it was a minor experiencing homelessness. Oh, he even played on the school's JV soccer and swim teams before his arrest.

[Tom Griswold]

JV?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 24. He couldn't make the varsity.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, he man wasn't that good.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine with your headspace right now going back to high school and being on the football team? Well, so much for being scared of anything. Fellas, let's go. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I wonder if he dated. I mean, that'd be the main reason to do this.

[Tom Griswold]

He's probably popular because he can just go into the liquor store.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Lab.

[Christy Lee]

He's gotta look really young.

[Tom Griswold]

Labrador man's here again. He's got a great fake id.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that the. I'm trying to think. Was that 21 Jump Street? Was that.

[Pat Godwin]

That was the theme of that?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a cop.

[Pat Godwin]

They were older, went back into high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then fast times at Ridgemont High. That's how he wrote that book.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Cameron Crowe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crow went back to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The. The book version of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe Drew Barrymore in the movie Never Been Kissed, he's playing some sort of. Well, what do you have a problem? Problem with Drew Barrymore.

[Christy Lee]

Been Kissed. Drew Barrymore, Yes. I didn't like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

She was at Studio 54 when she was nine. Okay. Partying it up, buying cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, thank you very much, Christy. We'll check in with other delights coming up in just a few minutes. We are once again in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Speaker]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Really a mess today. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And there's two of me here today because I am the side.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame you.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Okay, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

A very confusing letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

In your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember how I mentioned that? Remember how I mentioned that ever since the Pope became the Pope. The new Pope.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That I'd been seeing Villanova suddenly noticed an inordinate amount of Villanova wear.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the Pope graduated from Villanova.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

And everyone is on to you. They want to know what the real story is, but you're sticking to what you've. You've seen three. An amazing amount of Villanova sweatshirt.

[Tom Griswold]

According to this guy. It's not for the Pope, because I thought they were just bragging on the fact that. Hey, one of our alums. The Pope.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this the Knicks angle? Yeah, like three of the starting five or something.

[Tom Griswold]

And our.

[Chick McGee]

Knicks players.

[Christy Lee]

That's a secret way to say you're a Knicks fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess so.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's also a phenomenon of if Villanova is in the news at all, you start noticing the shirts you wouldn't have. They were always there. You wouldn't have. It's like when you buy a car and then you start noticing how many of that same car.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

They best you see more. Because people know I have one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because everyone, their aspirations are to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you know, come drink our new beer in our driveway.

[Chick McGee]

So now we Got a bunch of drunks in the driveway. One more beer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Demanding.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Are you, though? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to check in with Christy Lee. She's at. Wait a minute. We may have our special guests lined up. I was just stalling for a second, but yeah, legit letter. All right. This may be David Malucas joining us on the big screen.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, David?

[David Malucas]

I'm good. How are you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You look great. And you got a real microphone, the whole deal. That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[David Malucas]

Well, I'm at my house here, so this is my YouTube setup that I use for recording the YouTube videos. So, yeah, I got the proper mic for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I know that you're. First of all, congratulations. And you are now officially the runner up in the 109th running of the Indianapolis 500.

[David Malucas]

Yes. Yeah, thank you very much. That definitely has a good ring to it. So we missed out by one, but I mean, things can change a lot in a year, so I'm very, very happy and very grateful.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there was a situation in which they. You got swat. Are they gonna have to retake the podium shot?

[David Malucas]

Well, I mean, the Indy 500 is actually the only place where they don't do a podium. It's just the winners. So nothing to retake. It's just more of, I guess the few posts and things that they did about being P3, but they didn't post anything until the official results were in, so not much needs to change from our side.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's cool. Now you're a big gamer. I understand. So.

[David Malucas]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this part of your gamer setup? So you've got a really awesome microphone and.

[David Malucas]

Yes, part of it. I mean, the.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[David Malucas]

The microphone and everything is more for the. The YouTube videos. But yes, I am very, very big into. Into gaming. Actually, this headset is. Is from it. My other headphones died, so I had to use the gaming headset.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Well, that's cool. Do you play any of the games that involve any of the skills you have as a race car driver?

[David Malucas]

Well, there's this one game is called Snow Runner. I guess you kind of do it. It's more. But it's more of like you're stuck in, like, rough terrain and need to try to get around it. So a little bit different. Maybe it helps me, you know, coming into the. Into the box, work on my parking skills, but from a racing standpoint, maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

You work for Mr. AJ Foyt. What's that like?

[David Malucas]

Oh, it's incredible. I mean, AJ's told me so many cool stories from his past, and to be obviously a part of him with his team, it means a lot. You know, I. I had a period in my life where I wanted to. To be a part of history. Right. Is, you know, you have these big thoughts of what I want to do for. For my life. And I said, I want to be a part of history. And what better way to do it than, you know, to do it by being a part of the Indy 500, being a part of IndyCar.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[David Malucas]

And for me, the best way to do it is to be side by side with AJ Foyt racing. So to see my name with his name, it's very special.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the name Malukas is kind of interesting. It's of Lithuanian heritage. Am I correct here?

[David Malucas]

That is correct, yes. Yeah. Yeah, I am. Both my parents are from Lithuania, so they came to America in 91 as soon as the Soviet Union collapsed.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you speak Lithuanian?

[David Malucas]

I do, yes. I do speak a little bit. I used to actually speak a lot when I was younger. It was actually my first language. I didn't actually speak English at a very young age, so I went to school. But it's kind of slowly, you know, falling off a little bit. But I can still speak, and I just have a pretty, I guess, like, American accent when I speak Lithuanian.

[Tom Griswold]

You speak English very, very well, obviously.

[David Malucas]

Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

So are there any really cool Lithuanian curse words that you still remember?

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. I mean, you're working. You're working with A.J. foid. He can give you all the English ones. Yeah, yeah.

[David Malucas]

Well, actually, that's. That's funny that you say that. So Lithuania is actually one of the. I think it's the. One of the five oldest languages in the world. So we actually don't have curse words. So all the curse words are just Russian curse words. So there actually really isn't any. Because the language is so old, curse words didn't even exist.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask Mr. Floyd. I bet he can come up with a couple for you. We're speaking with David Melucas, officially the second place finisher in the 109th running of the Indianapolis 500. Toward the end, it got pretty scary out there. Were you. Were people in your ear telling you exactly what's happening, happening at the time with the.

[David Malucas]

With the ending? Oh, you mean coming down to the line?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're telling you what's happening. And are you able to even hear them or are you just so concentrated on driving at that point?

[David Malucas]

I mean, to be fair, we. So we got a new helmet, new new microphone and everything. So it was actually very hard for them to hear me. And then I could kind of hear them like lower speeds. I actually had to disconnect the. The air two for a second just to hear them and reconnecting it just because there's so much airflow coming in. But no, they were. Yeah. That whole last stint was obviously a high pressure scenario for us with everything coming down to the line. But things were looking good for us. I think we're actually going to have a chance to maybe kind of have a good battle for the lead, but the lap cars kind of came in and ruined the fun for us.

[Christy Lee]

Now you. The second place finish at Indy 500. Bested. Is that the word? Your career finish at at St. Louis. Correct. In the Bomberito. And that race is coming up on Father's Day weekend. You've got to be looking forward to that. You've done very well there in the past.

[David Malucas]

Yeah, I don't know, I just, I love ovals and the Bomberito. Bomberitos for me is where it all started in St. Louis. That was my, my first podium, my first probably big success in IndyCar. And the. The following year when I came back there, actually we got a P3. And then even last year for my half season that I ran after my injury, we were qualified up there and we were making the pass for the lead. So things kind of ended up going south for that ending there. But very excited to go back there and we actually have a good start time at 8pm so it's going to be a night race, which I'm just so excited for. It's going to be so cool driving under the lights at one of my favorite tracks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, David, it's been great talking to you. Best of luck and we'll see you certainly next year year for the 110th running of the Indianapolis 500. And maybe you'll be the big, big winner with the Borg Warner. Now we can tell you something you may not know. The famous Borg Warner trophy. You probably got a good look at it at some point, did you not?

[David Malucas]

Oh, yeah, yeah, we looked at it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you look at it carefully enough to notice the guy on top is naked?

[David Malucas]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. I have noticed that. I have noticed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I didn't know that until a couple days days ago.

[Christy Lee]

Like, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like, yeah. I mean, he's like naked. Everything's hanging out.

[Christy Lee]

He's definitely.

[David Malucas]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not a show or two by the Way.

[David Malucas]

Well, he's got, he's got the, the checkered flag kind of covering some of the stuff. But yeah, he is naked. I did notice that they were telling me to examine the faces and then I was, you know, doing the photos, looking around and then I started looking up. I'm like, oh, he's just completely naked. I'm just gonna keep moving on. That I didn't. Kind of caught me by surprise as well. That, that definitely threw me off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe they'll, maybe they'll sculpt your face on there next year. But congratulations on a great finish and thanks so much for taking the time to call. We certainly appreciate it.

[David Malucas]

Well, thank you very much for having me.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. David. Mr. Mr. David Malucas. Young guy, handsome guy, very articulate, very fun.

[Christy Lee]

I had a Chicago opportunity to spend about a 45 minute interview with him once and it was very fun, very entertaining. Good kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Back when he was with Arrow McLaren and then got fired a week later. So I felt bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently your interview was to blame.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I always take everything personal. Not that motor, not the mountain biking accident that he had.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's move forward. Here we have Kristi Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A former medical school morgue manager has admitted his role in the theft and sale of human body parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's grizzly.

[Christy Lee]

Federal prosecutors said Cedric Lodge. That sounds like somewhere you'd stay. You want to stay at the Cedric Lodge?

[Josh Arnold]

No. There's body parts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pleaded guilty to interstate transport of stolen human remains.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing available at Cedric Lodge. It's booked.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

You're telling me I couldn't get a room?

[Chick McGee]

No, not a room.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities said Mr. Lodge, his wife and others were part of a nationwide network of people who bought and sold human remains stolen from Harvard University and a mortuary in Arkansas.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Making a stew? What, what are they?

[Christy Lee]

Who buys them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what? I mean, hey, we're putting on Hamlet.

[Josh Arnold]

We need a very, very realistic Yorick.

[Tom Griswold]

I got fresh Yorick.

[Christy Lee]

I knew him when he had hair, hands, feet. Hands, Feet.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. You're right. Go ahead. Hands and feet.

[Christy Lee]

Hands, feet, spines and heads. The 57 year old could face up to 10 years in prison. Authorities have said the dissected portions of cadavers donated to the school were taken weekend without the school's knowledge or permission.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I, I, There's a market, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wonder what it is though.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Underground supper clubs.

[Chick McGee]

The guy's a Monster. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But they charge an arm and a leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's no doubt. I mean, you can get.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You have something charge an arm and a leg for a skull. You see, I. Ironic, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

It's very ironic. Don't lose your head. And my left arm.

[Tom Griswold]

I seriously, I keep asking the same question. Who'd want one?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. It's a shame that the story doesn't say what the hell somebody would use these for.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not like legitimate medical uses, are there?

[Christy Lee]

I. I will look it up and.

[Josh Arnold]

Or lesser universities who want a cheap scholar.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that medical students use like pig hooves and feet and things to practice sutures and stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, pigs are like as close to.

[Tom Griswold]

Humans, but they do, they do get cadavers. But I'm sure for some people that's the only way they're ever going to get into Harvard. Once you're dead, we'll get you in.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like we're going to have a lot of empty spaces soon. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yale is my safety morgue now.

[Chick McGee]

Just in case.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll have to explore. God, this is coming up horrible right now. Let's switch gears. We have coming up, elephants in the news, dragons in the news, and beasts all coming up in the news, as well as books. It's very exciting right now. The Bob and books. Well, that's the interesting thing. The books turn out to be fake. But right now, now the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help. And we were talking about the fact that this is a month that has been dedicated to examining the world of mental health and kind of getting rid of the stigma about counseling and seeing a therapist. And some new stats are out there. A lot of men are facing immense pressure to perform, to provide, to keep it together. And it's stated here that 6 million men are suffering from depression in the United States. Often undiagnosed. This is where therapy can come in. And BetterHelp is all about making access to therapy significantly easier because the therapy's done online. You'll be participating with. Well, there's actually 10 million people have been trying out this program. 35,000 licensed therapists are participating. The way it works is you'll fill out a questionnaire and be hitched up with. Hitched up to, I should say, one of those therapists. And you can switch therapists anytime for no additional fee. But they'll try to find a therapist that can deal with the situation that you want to talk about. And the therapy, once again, done online. This is the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp, providing access to mental health professionals and once again, with a diverse variety of expertise. Get all the [e-mail] I recommend going to betterhelp.com BTShow that will knock 10% off the first the fee for the first month. Once again, it's better help. H e l p betterhelp.com b tshow Coming up, we have elephants, dragons and more from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat, Gossip Cosby, Ace Cosby. We're here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got some animal information for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, learn us.

[Tom Griswold]

We got some animals in the news today. We always like seeing animals in the news. Yes, we got some that Josh would like. We've got the bearded dragon in the news. Oh, you're a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Slang for something.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like it.

[Christy Lee]

A pat bearded dragon being hailed as a hero in Washington state.

[Josh Arnold]

They always seem wiser, don't they, with.

[Christy Lee]

That beard, Sage like the South King Fire department reports a fire started in the bathroom of a home while the resident, a man identified only as Donald, was taking a nap. Despite smoke alarms going off, Donald didn't wake up, but his bearded dragon spiked jumped on Donald's face to wake him. Once awake, Donald was able to quickly put out the fire before it spread beyond the the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't. He wasn't really trying to save the owner. He was trying to save himself.

[Josh Arnold]

I assume because, well, you want to let the person in charge know, right?

[Chick McGee]

This bearded dragon's a hero.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

A filthy lizard hero wouldn't be as good of a TV show as Lassie, you know, I mean, every week, Lassie, first of all, who builds their house that close to a lot of mines? Remember that? Every week there'd be. Oh, yeah, the old abandoned mine.

[Chick McGee]

I believe there was a mine. There's a refinery. There were forests, there were airstrip.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Lassie Must See TV for you guys?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I never bought it. I never thought it never worked for me.

[Christy Lee]

But you're a little older.

[Josh Arnold]

It was always Sunday mornings in syndication.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When I grew up, just for June Life Lockhart. June Lockhart was pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Lockhart was pretty. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And all the Lassies were boy dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we know, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

So they were laddies.

[Tom Griswold]

They were laddies. Yeah, they really were. And they put a little merkin on them to hide the dangler.

[Christy Lee]

So even with dogs, a woman couldn't get a job.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a sad state of affairs.

[Christy Lee]

It was hiring men.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a sweet old lady hand knitting the dog pubic merkins. Yeah, Zelda, you got the new merkin. Gotta cover up, Lassie. Well, I have the pink lipstick showing on tv.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have discovered chimpanzees use medicinal leaves to perform first aid and to clean up after sex.

[Tom Griswold]

The new ape wipes.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers studied two communities of chimpanzees in the Badongo Forest.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, that's the.

[Christy Lee]

And discovered that the primates treated their own wounds as well as the injuries of other chimps with plants. The plants that were used for external care turned out to have chemical properties which could improve wound healing.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Scientists also documented hygiene behaviors including cleaning up after themselves with leaves after sex and after defecating.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so they.

[Christy Lee]

A little toilet paper act.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'm not enough rabbits around. That's what the bears use.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, does poop stick to your fur? Why do you ask that old.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of the forest again?

[Christy Lee]

Budongo.

[Tom Griswold]

Budongo. Doesn't that sound like it's the forest shaped like a giant butt?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you want your jungles to sound like that, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The Waka Waka Jungle and the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice to know that they're that. That hygiene conscious animals.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Very similar to us, Tom, in very many ways.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be a cool gig going to the Vedango Forest and watch the chimps.

[Josh Arnold]

Till they tear you asunder.

[Chick McGee]

Jane Goodall rip your face off. Yeah, that's going to be bad.

[Christy Lee]

Close to him, stuck far away.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows, you might do something that's reprehensible in the chimp world. That's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what will set them off.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't scratch your ear, did you? Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well. No wonder you don't have a nose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're very strong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. At Karachi Safari park in Pakistan. Two elephants there being treated for tuberculosis with a remarkable routine. 400 pills a day each.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

The elephants.

[Tom Griswold]

I can get barely get my dog to take one. I gotta wrap it in steak.

[Christy Lee]

Motorbala and Malika get human TB meds hidden in fruit, sweets and custom rice balls.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're not suppositories.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be rough. That'd be one rough gig. Hold one. Hold still. Medubala.

[Chick McGee]

There gotta be a way to make elephants sized Pill, Right. Isn't there Isn't just a football come on early on?

[Christy Lee]

Much like Tom's dogs, they spit out the pills but have since adapted. The treatment is led by Sri Lankan vet Dr. Buddha Bandara and will continue for several months.

[Chick McGee]

I want you to. Want me?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not Buddha.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Live at Buddha.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Staff wear masks and scrubs to avoid infection since TB remains widespread in Pakistan.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know elephants could even get it.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah, I did. Do they get. They don't give them to them one at a time, I'm assuming.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they just be here all day.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, they're a bunch hidden. Probably in a papaya.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a mango.

[Christy Lee]

I said that. Yeah. They put them in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this says they do have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they do have custom rice bowls.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. Says they do have suppositories. Unfortunately, the last intern who applied one has yet to be found.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but they did find a shoe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Have you ever seen the video of the elephant backing up on that guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

His head goes right into the anus of the elephant.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

And then he removes his head and just vomits immediately. Tom and I were watching the video, just howling.

[Chick McGee]

And the next time you complain about one of these videos, you're thinking you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a bad day.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, that video exists because all the other technology.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it goes right in. Everything about it had to have been off.

[Chick McGee]

Just a bad deal.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy could have ended up dying, getting stomped on.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. So you have the smell, which is already. But you also. The heat must have been awful.

[Tom Griswold]

The panic, the way it pinched.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean? Because, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The panic. I can't breathe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The view.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry. If you're just joining. Okay. If you're just joining us. By the way, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome aboard. Happy to have you on deck. We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that lady over there is Ms. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Ask.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get out of my head.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right? Cicada brood 14 expected to emerge in 13 states this year. Jean Critsky, a professor at Mount St. Joseph University, said they anticipate cicadas in Georgia, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia and West Virginia. Kentucky and Tennessee will probably get the most cicadas this year, while large numbers are also expected in Georgia and the Carolinas. Experts said it takes about two full weeks for the great bulk of the cicadas to come out. Once out of the ground, they stick around for about six weeks. We all know how much fun that is.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind them. I think it's always kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

We keep missing it. Check local listings. Yeah, but we keep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are yours coming?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the one. The one year where they were so incredibly loud. And then of course, the. The. The afternoon news guy, they get some local chef.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you can cook these cicada pancakes. No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I got real food here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Thankfully, we don't have to eat.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Dirt bug. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The city of Albuquerque will start using tax revenue from the cannabis city to fund a basic income program.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

$4.02 million. Josh. Has been appropriated for the Cannabis Equity and Community Reinvestment Fund. The program will involve 80 households that will receive monthly guaranteed income support of $750.

[Josh Arnold]

How do they decide who gets it?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. I have no more information.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Star Trek claims this was the answer to all problems.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Taxing marijuana?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Basic income.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. So for these. For the folks that need. Need the cash.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, for everyone worldwide. In. In Star Trek, they just went, okay, everybody gets this.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that socialism?

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's got its problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, great. For the stoners, you don't have to work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The more they smoke, maybe the more money they get.

[Tom Griswold]

Sit around the.

[Chick McGee]

Sit around the shanty Odds are there work anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

Buzz on.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a good buzz on.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song about marijuana? Marijuana?

[Josh Arnold]

Jonathan Edwards does.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we were just doing Jonathan Edwards.

[Tom Griswold]

But I sit around the shiny mama and put a good buzz on. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I've heard it here. It's the only time I've ever heard it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. So. So in other words, the tax from the marijuana will go to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, not the actual.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not getting. They're not getting free marijuana and they're.

[Christy Lee]

Not giving it to the people that are smoking. Well, I don't know. Maybe they are smoking marijuana. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is. It's kind of cool. If you lose your job because you failed the drug test, you've been supporting yourself and you're paying it forward.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something illogically stupid about that. I think I just deserves a chuckle.

[Josh Arnold]

But so illogically stupid. I imagine a government somewhere Is doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're robbing Peter to pay for pot or something. Wait a minute. You're not buying them? They were already bought. The pot.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that a Ponzi scheme?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. What do we have here? A newspaper is under fire for publishing a summer book list. We all like the read in the summer, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Your beach reads, they say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right. Vacation reads. But this one was written with an AI feature and apparently had non existent books on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. I heard about this. This is really funny.

[Christy Lee]

Appeared in Heat Index, your guide to the best of summer. Special sex collection distributed in Sunday, Chicago, Sun Times and the Philadelphia Inquirer. The pieces. Author Marco Buscaglia admitted to using AI to help in his research.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I did it.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of fake books.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't double check.

[Tom Griswold]

What? He should have known. You see some of these titles? The Catcher and the Dugout.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that would make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they really should have.

[Chick McGee]

They work at a bakery.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they?

[Christy Lee]

As a result, more than half of the books listed were fake. The content distributor, King feature says it is fired. Mr. Mr. Bizaglia. After this particular article.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay, you know. Tired.

[Chick McGee]

You want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't, Don't. Don't feel like writing that day.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't defend this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's pretty fun. I really don't. I'd like to see what the actual titles were. Are they. Are they in the story? The fake title titles that this guy just made up?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Or that AI just made up is what it is, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder how it. How does it create them out of whole cloth?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they're books that are, like, fictional, from movies or tv. You know what I'm saying? Like a fake. Oh, a character was an author.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's. That could be very good. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to find it here for you. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't see it here in the.

[Chick McGee]

So instead of War and Peace, it'd be War. What is it good for?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

[Christy Lee]

Say it again. Yeah. All right. A new study cast doubt on a phenomenon that was previously believed to show water flowing on the surface of Mars. Since the 1970s, scientists have studied dark streaks seen on Mars's cliffsides and crater walls. The streaks tend to be hundreds of meters long. Some believe the streaks are proof of flowing water on the planet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, they call them the streaks.

[Christy Lee]

And could suggest the red planet is home to habitable environments.

[Chick McGee]

Don't look, Ethel.

[Christy Lee]

Other Scientists believe the streaks are caused by dry processes like rock falls or wind gusts.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

What color are they?

[Christy Lee]

They're just dark streaks. It doesn't say what color they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Some one scientist claimed that they're Martian dogs scooting across the carpet.

[Tom Griswold]

The brown streaks on Uranus, they know the source of those.

[Chick McGee]

So even the Martian dogs scoot across car.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Weather okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby, all. Hello here. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I understand Pat has a song for me, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Coming up. But first we had two songs. We're gonna. We'll send you out with your song, Chick. But first we had this marijuana story. Was it Albuquerque?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're. The taxes from the marijuana are being used to help people that don't have an income.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting thing to do. This is a different sort of. Of thing. As you know, most of us here are dog people.

[Chick McGee]

Michelle called babies got good doggies, big sweeties.

[Tom Griswold]

Their favorite thing is playing with meat. A couple interesting stories here. Veterinarians are warning people that discarded marijuana joints are posing a hazard to pets, particularly in places where people can smoke and use cannabis products in the open. Open. Oh. Because dogs can eat discarded joints and edibles. And there has been a steep rise in the poisoning of animals according to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, a major increase. So they're asking you to be. Be careful. So if your dog should eat one, by the way, if they do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you say, Scott, stay, it's a lot easier for them because. Yeah, no, just don't. Don't give your dogs.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's like, don't blow smoke in their face. Don't give them beer. Yeah, don't give them beers. You know, they may like it.

[Tom Griswold]

And here's the story. Another. A guy is same deal. Warning dog owners to be careful. His dog, Mr. Steven Davidson's dog, accidentally ate some cannabis products. His West Highland terrier, who was typically, typically, quote, lovable and clingy, became lethargic and was act. This is. This is a funny quote. He was acting as if, quote, he was away with the fairies.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

That is an interesting description.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I am not either.

[Chick McGee]

Don't hassle me, man.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just some guy talking to a reporter.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandpa once used that phrase to describe one of my cousins.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think he meant he'd moved to New York City. Hanging around Studio 54, was he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He likes it. What can you do?

[Tom Griswold]

This dog had to be put on a drip and be given special medication to get the cannabis out of his system.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah, dogs don't want or need to be high.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

They're high on life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man. They are, aren't they?

[Josh Arnold]

They sure are.

[Chick McGee]

Look to the dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Make Them listen to fish for two hours and take a nap. The in sunshine. Pat, do you have a tribute to this? Sure. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a joint that I found. Oh, man, it was incredible. I wish they made a dog bone. That was a marijuana edible. I'm going to lay around the doghouse mall and put a good buzz on.

[Josh Arnold]

But you know.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, it's tough to roll a doobie with these paws. I just can't do it. I ate my master's stache. Can't look high last time. He knew it. I'm gonna lay around a doghouse, mama Put a good buzz on. Let me hear you one time. Oh, we're all gonna lay around a doghouse. My mama put a good buzz on.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are my balls?

[Chick McGee]

Where are my balls?

[Pat Godwin]

I wish I had a pizza. I'm too stoned to chase those birds. I could eat a case of White Castle, But I'll settle for these turns. I want to lay around a doghouse, mama Put a good buzz on.

[Tom Griswold]

Cameo. That's a nice knockoff from the Jonathan Edwards tune we were mentioning earlier, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna lay around the shanty, Mama, and put a good buzz.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had one of the men in your life refer to you as Mama?

[Christy Lee]

No. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Get over her Mama.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

My old lady Mama.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna take my mama out tonight.

[Chick McGee]

My mama likes it. I don't care for it. Mama likes it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now, Pat, are you around couples that ever do that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, by the same token, I don't care to hear someone call somebody Daddy. Yeah, I don't care for that, either.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. I'm with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's so good.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

But you look. You like it in the bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a girl one time, she was like. She kept calling me Daddy, and then she was like, will. And she goes, will you be my daddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what are you talking.

[Josh Arnold]

What, do I have to start paying for your car insurance? No.

[Chick McGee]

Your health care?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm not putting you on my phone plan.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, it's no secret that Chick McGee is going off on a little vacation.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out of here. My daughter said, I want to go to Aruba, and I want you to go. And I go. I. I don't have any choice. I gotta go. Gotta go to Aruba. This is so. This is unlike me. I don't want to do it, but I'm going.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the best. You can enjoy yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you not want to go?

[Chick McGee]

I Don't know. I'll get down there. I'll let you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yolo. Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we'll see. It's a Aruba you're gonna love.

[Christy Lee]

Lay on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

I need a passport, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

I already had one. Didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

The hell?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do there?

[Chick McGee]

That's. See, I'm with Tom on that. Yeah, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Casino.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to hear about it? I'll tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're just gonna have a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

All right, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called vacation fling. I met a cute little party girl down here in a room.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, this sounds exact.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a vacation fling. Just a two week thing. I met her while learning to scuba we do the bimbo limbo we do the bimbo limbo Getting down dirty Going all the way Doing the bimbo lambo let's hear it, Shaggy. She satisfied with the limbo stick she just lays back and it does the trick she satisfied with the limbo stick? She just lays back and it does the trick oh, I met her at Aruba Rays Doing flaming shots of rum Next thing you know, we're naked on the beach asking each other to come and do the bimbo limbo Bimbo limbo With the legs akimbo Hope the little lady isn't falling in love. Oh, doing the bimbo limbo Shaggy. She's satisfied with the limbo stick with the bartender John and the DJ Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

She's satisfied with the limbo stick with the pool boy Frankie and another chick we're all doing all the bimbo limbo chick have a great time.

[Josh Arnold]

How low can you go?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you good at the limbo, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I haven't done it in a while. I'm short to the ground. Is that what you mean?

[Chick McGee]

I've never. I'm long waisted. I'm. It can't be a limbo with long waist. It's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've never been able to do.

[Christy Lee]

It, so my back arches a little bit. I. Yeah, maybe I've had one of.

[Tom Griswold]

Those crawler things that mechanics use lie down and just barely.

[Chick McGee]

Performance enhancing. You can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Christy Lee]

Some of those people are amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about a Aruba.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gorgeous.

[Christy Lee]

I've been there.

[Chick McGee]

It's out in the middle of nowhere, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Venezuela is right there, though. Curacao's right there. It's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it's a long haul.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite a ways it's windy.

[Christy Lee]

I remember they have a topless beach.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you've been there topless on the beach? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been to the topless beach?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been. I've.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what you can see on a topless beach? Boobies. A topless.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oftentimes they have a casino there. I saw a wonderful one.

[Chick McGee]

I've been told there are casinos everywhere is what I was told. So. I don't know. I'm not a big casino guy either.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're gonna have some nice fruity drinks on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Nice, nice naps.

[Tom Griswold]

In the words of Pat's son, do they have WI fi?

[Christy Lee]

Of course they have wife.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah, they do have WI fi. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hopefully you'll be okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a pretty money island, if you know what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

I would think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Good one.

[Chick McGee]

What does that mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Means some of the Caribbean is not worth. It's a money island.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

People got money okay. Yeah, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to that thing where you get flown around in a parachute behind a boat, sailing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did that once and I will never do it again. No, sir. Because you're the one who talked him into dipping me. Do you remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was the best.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, he tipped him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fun, though. I did that. I remember. What was the name of that place again? Rusty Harness. Rusty Harness Had a rusty harness.

[Chick McGee]

He had a wonderful operation. Operation, but an awkward name for a parasailing outfit. I'm not sure what he was thinking.

[Christy Lee]

That was really the name of the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I remember noticing the rust on the harness as I was dangling hundreds of feet above. And I'll tell you what, I did notice that you could see huge sharks looking below.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the shark's house. Remember?

[Tom Griswold]

That is the house of the shark's house. And you could see him down there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that guy. I guess. Didn't he finish his little swim around Martha's Vineyard?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I heard about that this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, this is the 50th anniversary of the release of the movie Jaws and he said that sharks have been maligned. So he decided to swim around Martha's Vineyard and it. He did it for several hours a day.

[Christy Lee]

For a couple over six hours a day. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that would have been funny if he'd been eaten by a shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I bet his fingers are pruny.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, he did make it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

So good for. Good for him. Are they re releasing Jaws in the movie? In a movie?

[Josh Arnold]

They are. Later this summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Before the July weekend, I would think. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the, that's when the movie takes place. But I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's 50. Right. 50th anniversary.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great movie. I watched it again, the entire movie again, just over Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

It's wonderful. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my daughters is obsessed with sharks.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you like Jaws?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then, then she made me watch what's the one with the gigantic shark?

[Josh Arnold]

The, the Meg.

[Tom Griswold]

The Meg. And then the MEG2.

[Chick McGee]

MEG and the MEG2.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those you love, your children.

[Tom Griswold]

Those, those are just so dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

They are big, dumb fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. They're dumb fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They are really dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And thank you so much for joining us and putting up with our dumbness. We, of course, are reporting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Morning.

[Unknown Speaker]

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[Christy Lee]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, aka the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to overcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep charging.

[Josh Arnold]

It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.

[Tom Griswold]

That matters.

[Josh Arnold]

We talk about that. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Fired up.

[Josh Arnold]

Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The mayor's office with Sean Casey from.

[Tom Griswold]

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