The BOB & TOM Show - May 27, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 27, 2026: Episode Summary

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings together the usual cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, and more—for a classic morning blend of comedy, music, mailbag shenanigans, sports, and offbeat news. Highlights include a phone interview with guitar legend Joe Walsh (and later Kenny Wayne Shepherd), lively mailbag letters, discussions on aging rock stars, hair dye, Slinkies, biting Super Balls, the Guinness cheese rolling competition, quirky restaurant themes, and a candid segment on sexual fantasies and relationships with Ali Breen.

The show flows with rapid-fire banter, personal stories, witty audience emails, and a curious look at how comedy seeps into even the most mundane or awkward topics (from rotator cuff surgeries to feminine hygiene products).

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening: Joe Walsh Interview & Classic Rock Nostalgia

[00:20–02:53]

• Joe Walsh (of the Eagles) calls in, discussing what he listens to (mostly old classic rock), the struggles of remembering old material ("Just because you wrote it don’t mean you can play it" - Joe Walsh, 01:24), and swapping instrument parts within Eagles' lineups.
• Anecdotes about rock legends (Ozzy Osbourne) and lost years: “There’s a couple years there that are just a mystery to me” (02:30).
• Tom, Chick, Christy, and Josh riff on attending upcoming Eagles shows at the Las Vegas Sphere.

2. Aging Rock Stars, Hair Dye, and Vanity Plates

[04:10–13:12]

• Mailbag kicks off with a Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks concert story, and rumors about her backstage “pepping up.”
• The crew discusses rock star hair—does Mick Jagger dye? Is it all genes? Pat Godwin sings a parody, “I Died Everywhere” about dying body hair ("Now my pubes are all gray hairs, man. I'm as white as a polar bear, Tom. I died everywhere." - Pat Godwin, 11:13).
• Side conversation: golden retrievers and dogs going white, with comedic flourishes.

3. Pop Culture, Movies, and Underrepresentation

[20:17–22:24]

• Christy Lee reads a letter about ageism in film: more actors named "Chris" or talking animals than female leads over 60. The crew jokes about potential improvements to movies like “Devil Wears Prada 3: now starring a talking dog.”
• Brief preview and predictions about "Toy Story 5" (theme: screens vs. toys).
• Pat’s last live show before shoulder surgery gets a plug.

4. Restaurant Theme Names & Waiting for Pickles

[22:28–24:44]

• The group riffs on Shakespeare-pun restaurant menu items: “Hamlets,” “Macbeth and Cheese,” “Romeo and Julianne fries.”
• Chick tells a story about delaying his appetizer order and getting “sarcastic fried pickles.”

5. Audience Letters: Lawn Mowing & Vanity Plates

[25:44–29:30]

• Listeners write in about podcasts, mowing lawns with Bob & Tom shirts, vanity license plates (TRD LVR), and misunderstandings (“Turd Lover” instead of “Toyota Racing Division Lover”).

6. Slinkies, Childhood Toys, and Odd Impulses

[65:45–81:12]

• Mailbag leads to the story of an Ohio family breaking the world record for most stairs descended by a Slinky (53 steps on a plastic Slinky, 66:35).
• Slinky nostalgia: "To me the Slinky is a toy...like the other toy that I hate is Etch A Sketch" (Tom, 67:14).
• The gang debates the joys and limitations of Slinkies in ranch-style homes, the agony of kinked Slinkies, and memories of biting Super Balls and Styrofoam for the “mouthfeel.”
• Josh: "There was something very satisfying about it" (biting the Super Ball, 86:20).

7. Sports, Cheesy World Records, & Toothpaste Debates

[40:53–44:43; 81:18–83:59]

• NBA playoff updates (Thunder vs. Spurs).
• Major League Baseball: Bryce Harper’s “toothpaste in the mouth before brushing” technique becomes viral fodder; show splits over correct brushing method.
• Cheese rolling at Cooper’s Hill (UK) dominated by a German YouTuber.
• Animated play-by-play as contestants tumble down the hill: “If that hill is hell, I'm the devil” – German YouTuber Tom Kopke.

8. Health, Surgery, and Anesthesia Banter

[46:13–54:43]

• The gang cheerleads (and ribs) Pat Godwin before his imminent rotator cuff surgery.
• Hospital stories: prepping for surgery, pre-op anesthesia ("I didn't even get to the end of the word '10', but it was great" - Tom, 49:16).
• Chick: "I've had open heart surgery and I had rotator cuff surgery; I'd rather have open heart 10 times again instead of rotator" (33:43).

9. Movie Representation: "Chris" Leads vs. Women Over 60 / Olympic News

[20:36–52:06]

• More movies star actors named Chris or talking animals than women over 60 as leads.
• 2028 LA Olympics to feature a Ninja Warrior-style obstacle course; Josh and Tom approve of the X-games-style evolution.

10. Sexy Time with Ali Breen: Fantasies, Role Play, & Relationship Dilemmas

[138:44–153:34]

• Ali Breen joins from London for "Sexy Time," addressing listener relationship issues:
  • Husband of 22 years suddenly wants to experiment with bondage; should wife worry? (Tom: Uncomfortable with being tied up.)
  • Unmotivated, jobless girlfriend crowding her work-from-home partner.
  • FaceTiming boyfriends always wanting to see boobs (“Is there any way to FaceTime…without him trying to get you to show him your boobs?” 146:45).
  • Is it ever OK to date your best friend's ex-husband? (Consensus: proceed with caution, expect to lose the friend.)
  • Christy Lee reveals women sometimes fantasize about "faceless lovers"—debate ensues over male/female fantasy differences.

11. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Joe Walsh: "Just because you wrote it don't mean you can play it." (01:24)
• Pat Godwin: "Now my pubes are all gray hairs, man. I'm as white as a polar bear, Tom. I died everywhere." (11:13)
• Tom Griswold: "The pubic region is the last to go. That's my experience." (08:58)
• Josh Arnold: "Anything's possible" (re: possibility of mismatched hair color; 09:16)
• Christy Lee: "Do you ever think of people but they have no face?" (110:59)
• Ali Breen: "I'm more of a phone sexy-er person long distance." (147:58)
• Chick McGee: "It's probably best people can't read your mind." (109:59)

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Bonus: Specialty Segments & Callbacks

Restaurant Menu Puns [23:00]

• “Hamlets” (mini ham sandwiches), “Macbeth and Cheese,” “Romeo and Julianne fries,” “Much Ado About Muffins,” “Richard III Ribs.”

Product & Sponsorship Mentions

• Raycon earbuds, SimplySafe home security, Shopify commerce, Hyundai hybrids, O’Reilly Auto Parts.

Running Gags

• Tom’s awkwardness at compliments, inability to recall words, and strong opinions on childhood toys.
• Chick McGee’s running rotator cuff jokes and surgery aversion, plus the “sarcastic tip” for bad restaurant service.
• Christy Lee’s fixation on hair color, car trivia, and uniform kinks.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Joe Walsh Interview: [00:20–02:53]
• Rock Star Hair & "Died Everywhere" Song: [10:00–11:15]
• Mailbag: Vanity Plate & Slinky World Record: [19:08–21:20 & 65:45–81:12]
• Biting Toys Discussion: [85:19–88:05]
• Olympic Ninja Warrior Announcement: [52:06–54:04]
• Cheese Rolling World Record: [81:18–83:59]
• Ali Breen's Sexy Time: [138:44–153:34]
• Restaurant Theme Menu Riffs: [22:28–24:44]
• Pat Godwin “Pee Song”: [104:49–106:10]
• Closing Banter & Next-Day Teases: [159:00–end]

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Tone & Vibe

Conversational, irreverent, quick-witted, and playful; the hosts joke openly and repeatedly “crack each other up,” with playful jabs, digressions, and audience correspondence. The tone is energetic, yet cozy and inviting, offering a unique mix of pop culture commentary, nostalgia, and raw, candid humor.

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In Closing

This episode showcases everything The BOB & TOM Show is known for: clever banter, nostalgic interviews, playful discussion of both the absurd and everyday, and an interactive, engaged audience. Key topics move easily between celebrity updates, sports, pop culture, and candid glimpses into private lives, all filtered through the show’s signature comedic lens.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

We're joined by the legendary Joe Walsh on the phone. Joe, good morning, sir.

[Joe Walsh]

Good morning. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

We're great.

[Chick McGee]

And you?

[Joe Walsh]

Wait a minute. Is Bob there?

[Chick McGee]

I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here, Joe.

[Joe Walsh]

Because last time I called, you were so impressed. You went vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe, what if you were to get in your car right now? What kind of. What are you listening to?

[Joe Walsh]

Oh, geez. I don't really. I just turn on the radio and whatever I hear is what it is. A lot of old stuff. I'm going through a lot of old stuff, classic rock stuff. And that's kind of a big wasteland out there. I don't hear a whole lot that. That I can make it all the way to the end of the song.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some good stuff out there, Joe. I read a funny thing about the Rolling Stones. When they were setting up their tour. They had to have one of the roadies in the back with a stack of their albums, and they'd come upon a song title and they'd had to kind of relearn it.

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you guys are with the Eagles, did you have to sit down and go, that was a great song, but how did we do it then?

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah, exactly. I didn't even know we. You know, just because you wrote it don't mean you can play it.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Joe Walsh]

I find that a lot.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Joe Walsh]

We dusted off James Dean and it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a great song. I love that song.

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah, that's a good one. It rocks pretty good. But that was pre Joe, so I had to go learn Bernie Leddon's parts.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Joe Walsh]

And, boy, I see why they replaced him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not nice.

[Joe Walsh]

No, that isn't very. Not very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any of your old, old, old guitars? Your first ones that are.

[Joe Walsh]

You know, I don't have very many. I think I've got a Les Paul that I started out with. I sure wish I did. I've gone back and got. Bought some equipment like I used to have.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it get stolen on the road or just lost or.

[Joe Walsh]

Oh, just lost in the wayside? You know, I don't remember a whole. There's a couple years there that are. That are just a mystery to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Joe Walsh]

I was talking to Ozzy about two weeks ago, and, you know, James King and his band, we played a whole bunch of gigs and neither of us remember anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Those were the days. Wow.

[Joe Walsh]

Now we played together because we have the post.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we did.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the light of the year.

[Chick McGee]

I know we did.

[Tom Griswold]

We had.

[Chick McGee]

They printed posters. Ah, posters. Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It's. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin, guitar in hand.

[Christy Lee]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I just heard a song from the 90s and I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Tom Griswold. A flurry of activity here. He is now at the Tom Griswold desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Testing.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Tom, is this your United States of Whatever? Did you guys ever hear that song?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love. That was a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'm not sure who does it.

[Josh Arnold]

Lynch is his name.

[Chick McGee]

Residents of the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to hear it.

[Pat Godwin]

You'd think it was funny. It's pretty clever.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

That was an old interview with Joe Walsh. Featured that for a couple reasons. One, Joe, of course, is now a member of the Eagles. The Eagles are doing only a handful of shows and then they're going to call it a day, if you will. They're going to do some more shows in Las Vegas at the Sphere. Chick Magee will be attending one of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, and Christy Lee will be going.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I bought tickets already.

[Chick McGee]

Thank goodness. Separately, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have been to the Sphere to see the Eagles. It's a great show, really. And Joe Walsh. They do a bunch of Joe Walsh pre Eagles tunes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they call it the Aerie when the Eagles are there?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the Eagle's Nest is called A

[Josh Arnold]

E, R for those who do crosswords.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't. The point is we got a nice letter here.

[Chick McGee]

You got no idea. Remember yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

Worse.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not possible.

[Pat Godwin]

It can't be worse.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let me just sit back and let you watch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can opine on airy. Go ahead. What do you got about it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I already said what I had to say. Yeah, that's not how this. That's not how that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see now the connection.

[Chick McGee]

Ooh, burn.

[Tom Griswold]

There was no burn. The connection here involves Fleetwood Mac from this letter from Dave from Davenport.

[Chick McGee]

Is Dave just telling us bands he's seen?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope so.

[Chick McGee]

That brings me to 1982.

[Tom Griswold]

This is well worth listening to. Okay, Fleetwood Max, since I can remember, writes the aforementioned Dave, I went to a concert at the University of Iowa. Joe Walsh opening up for Stevie Nicks on one of Stevie's Solo tours. Stevie took the stage. It was great. And then she ran out of gas. Then I noticed she took a quick trip backstage and she seemed to be bumped up and ready to go. This happened several times during the show and she started to murder the words. Nothing was coming out but blabber. Those of up front started to boo and she said, it doesn't matter. It's just effing Iowa rock and roll at its finest. I thought, thank God for Joe Walsh.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I hope that's a true story.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I have an amendment to this.

[Chick McGee]

I. I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. I hope he banged her hard that night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yowza.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Dave. I don't know if Ms. Nix wasn't

[Chick McGee]

somebody in love with Joe Walsh and he didn't like him or something. Remembering. So it might have been Stevie Nicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Lovesick over Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But somebody will help me.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine was backstage at a Stevie show at a now defunct venue. And as I recall, it was an outdoor venue, kind of primitive. There was sort of a changing booth on the stage, if you will, kind of a curtain thing. And there was a Frisbee that had been placed on top of an amplifier with something underneath it that apparently was pepping Ms. Nicks up during the 80s.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. But we had gotten 70s.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even think it was illegal then. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't seem like it was frowned upon. That's everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd gotten on the topic of Steve Enix yesterday for some reason. And I forget who was in love with her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar and I both. Oh, she's got a sexiness.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. So it was when I. The show I saw with her was great, so who knows? But that was the request. So that actually leads to another one. Pat, I hope you're prepared for this. I am. We were discussing, for some reason, Mick Jagger's hair and I. Yeah, because you

[Christy Lee]

thought that he still dies. It.

[Chick McGee]

You were speculating.

[Tom Griswold]

I was asking is it a way

[Chick McGee]

or is it died or is it.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got nice chestnut brown locks and got this letter. This is from. I'm not sure who. It doesn't say. Just says, I am 73 years old. I don't have a gray hair on my head or body. Some people with a missing gene have delayed onset of losing hair color.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually people with reddish brown hair.

[Christy Lee]

My husband has very little if any gray too.

[Chick McGee]

And he's even his pubic region.

[Pat Godwin]

Answer the question.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just asking.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't inspected it that close.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's maybe for your.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we know why the first three marriages failed.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chrissy, you gotta get down in there. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I would, I think. Is it.

[Christy Lee]

He's got reddish brown hair, but the.

[Tom Griswold]

The pubic regions the last to go. That's my experience.

[Chick McGee]

I think the rule of thumb is there are no. No rules of thumb.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, are you telling me that would be possible then, to have white pubes and black hair with.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Really? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that'd be interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Anything's possible.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be weird. That'd be very.

[Chick McGee]

I understand. If you see a real ghost, your hair on your head will immediately turn gray.

[Josh Arnold]

There are.

[Chick McGee]

There are.

[Josh Arnold]

There is our documented cases. People's hairs turning white. Hair turning white from being so terrified.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or just not dyeing it anymore. So the point is, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

But Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you have pointed out that you were a longtime beard dyer. Hair dyer.

[Pat Godwin]

Goatee dyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and hair dyer. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit of the chest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But now you've let it go. You look great. I think your hair looks much better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that it's. It's natural, kind of grayish, whitish.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't die anymore, except on stage.

[Chick McGee]

What you're hearing is Tom desperately trying to give a compliment. He has trouble with this. But you, you stand. Hang in there, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, and I forget, in your forthcoming comedy special, your drive, our special, which comes out in a couple of days.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Next week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, next week. Okay, good. Are you. I forget, are you a brown haired Pat or.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm white.

[Pat Godwin]

Ha.

[Tom Griswold]

White haired bat.

[Pat Godwin]

Little chunky white haired guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, chunky guy. Okay. But you've since lost a great deal of weight. You look great.

[Pat Godwin]

£93.

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, 93.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Skin like a turtle.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now apparently you have a song about the transformation of the hair.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't die anymore. But I used to die, in fact, I died everywhere, man. I colored all my hair, man. Just for men down there, man. I died everywhere. Head hair, chest hair, arm hair, leg hair, ear hair, nose hair, lip hair, chin hair, neck hair, back hair, belly hair, brow hair. That hair above my ass crack, I swear toe hair, shin hair, cheek hair baller. I died everywhere. Yeah, I died everywhere, man. And I don't have hair to spare, man. It was black as coal down there, man. Now my pubes are all gray hairs, man. I'm as wide as a polar bear, Tom. I died everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

All right, let me ask you this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Do polar bears when they age. Go black hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Up is down.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where black bears come from.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

They're just retired polar bears. That's why they went south.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that it? Yeah, I'm going south. I've had it with this cold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to Gainsburg.

[Tom Griswold]

Have any of your dogs ever gone white?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Mine's going white now.

[Josh Arnold]

I like what their chins do.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. White Face Down. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something sweet about golden retriever or what are you, like a beagle? And they're going all white.

[Christy Lee]

Golden noodles do it too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they look so sweet. They're wise.

[Chick McGee]

She's going to be 13 years old and not a tick smarter than she was when she was a puppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's going on? Y. That's part of the beauty of my little love.

[Tom Griswold]

They reaches. They reach a certain level. They've got. They've got you completely conned. They're now running your life. And this is fine. I'll just pretend I'm stupid. I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

Hang here for the treat train.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. If you want to reach us with your requests, letters, etc. Etc. It's easy. We're bob and [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

i really want to thank that guy because I've always wondered why Andy's hair isn't gray.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And you. I told. Talking about my one. My one aunt never had a gray hair. Live to be 90. Not one. But that's not true of anyone else in our family, so it's. Maybe it's some. It's obvious he was adopted.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? But, yeah, I'd like to. I'll have to do more research on that. I'm just curious about Jagger. Doesn't matter. He looks great, sings great. Happy to have him.

[Christy Lee]

Have all of our old rock stars gone gray or. I mean, no, they're still.

[Tom Griswold]

Keith Richards doesn't diet, but Woody does. Ronnie Wood.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Richard Marks has got a crazy thing going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he does.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like he's been rebuilt a little bit. Yeah. Get a look at Richard Marx?

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't seen him lately.

[Chick McGee]

His face is almost too tight.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, just like his dad, Groucho.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I told the kid, I said, don't you dare start singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Christy, how'd you get here?

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Hyundai. Coming up, we're going to watch out with Kenny Wayne shepherd, the great guitarist. Also, it'll be Sexy time with Ali Breen. Got some great letters this morning. I'm very excited about today's mailbag. Once again, you can reach us Bob and [e-mail] and one more reminder, the pop up store has popped back up. We came out with a shirt, I don't know what, a month or so ago, whatever it was. And we only opened the store for about a week and sold out of that one of the shirts. People just really seemed to like it so we brought it back. It's available if you go to the Bob and Tom website. Bob and Tom.com we're going to return to these beautiful studios, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the profess parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee is at the news desk. Hello, there is Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There is Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We got a nice letter here that mentions you.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. First off, on the subject of Tom not remembering common words and having to make a word up on the spot, I had one of those moments the other day. I couldn't think of the word calzone. A fine Italian dish, delightfully delicious. I said to my brother, hey, do you remember the name of that Italian restaurant near your house? The one where we had the Italian omelets?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

To which he said, that's a calzone. That restaurant's been closed for two years. Anyway, have a good day. And then our letter writer, Eric with a K, writes, always have a good day and much love to my guy, Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say he's man pretty, but I don't want it going to his head.

[Chick McGee]

Man pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a nice phrase. Familiar with that?

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like being called man pretty?

[Chick McGee]

Had never.

[Tom Griswold]

Handsome circle.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Eric thinks you're a man.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This past weekend, I was given the realization that I am, yes, slowly turning into Tom. My daughter and wife were talking about Germany, and I said, you have to be careful in Germany. You can't order any amount more than eight. My wife asked, why is that? I replied, because when you ask for more than eight, they say nine. After a moment of silence, I started to explain how the number nine and the German word for no sound the same. And that made a fine joke dealing in wordplay. My wife strongly disagreed, and I ended with, well, I guess you have lost the remainder of your sense of humor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to buy some black underwear and white linen pants. Oh, all right. Pray for me. That is rich. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Rich. Yes, I see. There you go, Christie Lee. What do you got over?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought you had part of our mailbag.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I the only one?

[Chick McGee]

I've got? Dear Bob and Tom, show one more. My daughter walked in the house yesterday wearing a Paddington sweatshirt. I rolled my eyes and said, tom would love that. She said, who's Tom? And I said, tom from Bob and Tom. She said, tom sounds like a cool guy. And I started laughing really hard. That's Nate in Rice Lake, Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Now, yesterday also, we had a license plate issued. You remember this? Do you remember what it said?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was TRD lvr. And we found out that TRD stands for Toyota something.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's a version of the Toyota Land Cruiser.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But when one read the vanity plate, the mind thinks turd lover.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, of course it does.

[Tom Griswold]

You say t. It was TRD Space lvr. And the Eric. Another Eric is kind enough to write. Yeah, there is a Toyota Land Cruiser. The TRD Pro.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So I think if. Maybe if. Contextually, if. If that were on one of those

[Christy Lee]

Land Cruiser, it would make sense. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, vanity plates, very tricky business.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you need some tlc. The Toyota Land Cruiser. You know what? Toyota can have that. Do you just take that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like. And let them use that.

[Chick McGee]

You go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly a very fine vehicle.

[Chick McGee]

Tlc. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And also yesterday, we touched on a topic. I for. I think Josh brought this up, and I found the source on it. And this was the subject of casting and how.

[Chick McGee]

Like fish casting or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, movie casting. Okay. And that there have been an inordinate number of actors named Chris in movies and more talking animals than women of a certain age and lead role. So I actually wanted to read more about it. So I dug it up. And Christy, I gave it to you. You got it over there.

[Christy Lee]

New research shows a movie is more likely to star an actor named Chris or a talking animal rather than a female lead over the age of 60. Great way to start the show. The Aging Better Organization conducted an analysis on ageism in the film industry, found just five of the 100 highest grossing movies of the past three years starred a woman over 60 as the lead character. By contrast, six films featured a Chris as the lead actor, half of which were, of course, Chris Pratt. He was in Super Mario Brothers movie Guardians of the Galaxy three Garfield films are also four times more likely to have a talking animal as the lead character than a female actor over the age of 60. Do they count animals that are cartoons?

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'd go see The Devil Wears Prada 3 if there were a talking dog in it. They got to be vastly more Interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Advising people on fashion.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Enjoy. Devil Wells product.

[Tom Griswold]

I think part of that.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of that is.

[Chick McGee]

Did you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that a lot of movies are made for kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, the talking animals. I love talking animal movies. I can't wait to see. To see the talking toys in Toy Story 5. I did. I heard a preview of it the other day.

[Chick McGee]

Are there new toys for number five?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Well, the. I know what the theme of. I know what the plot is, kind of.

[Christy Lee]

What's the plot?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it involves.

[Christy Lee]

Because Andy's gone to college, so we don't have that anymore. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it involves screens versus toys. In other words, I assume it's an iPad type thing versus the other. The real toys.

[Christy Lee]

Does Andy have kids of his own now?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know anything else about it,

[Christy Lee]

but that'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's Tim Allen and Tom Hanks, et cetera, et cetera. And then in Toy Story 5, and it's. It's coming out just around the corner. Speaking of just around the corner, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be in. You're being Kalamazoo at Shakespeare's this Saturday night. This Saturday night? Yeah, for a special live show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Pat. Pat's gonna be having a little surgery after that. So this is gonna be your last live show for a few weeks. For more and more. Month. A couple of months. So.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

By all means, Kalamazoo, Michigan, awaits.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you know, at Shakespeare's, don't they have little ham and cheese sliders? They call those hamlets.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. And they're delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, that's right. They cook them in a.

[Tom Griswold]

If they don't.

[Chick McGee]

More hamlets.

[Tom Griswold]

If they don't.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

There has to be. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

And the side of Macbeth and cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's funny. I mean, they may as well do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gonna do Hamlet. You gotta do Macbeth and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we could do.

[Chick McGee]

Because who gives up in the winter,

[Josh Arnold]

they've got the taming of the stew. That is just wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Sit back and watch this.

[Josh Arnold]

The Romeo and Julianne fries are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sir. Ah, delish.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like the themed restaurants that have the clever.

[Chick McGee]

You do not. I like the theme restaurant where the theme is great service and good food or any combination.

[Christy Lee]

And easy parking.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I get a kick out of it.

[Chick McGee]

I had. I had dinner last night and I. I ordered my entree and then I said, oh, hang on, I'd like some fried pickles, which is a Big appetizer now, right? You deep fry a pickle and. And the lady goes, oh, I've already put your. I can't do that. I've already. I've already put your main. Your. Your main dish in. I can't. I can't go back.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

And I said, okay, never mind. I. I absolutely. She goes, no, no, wait a minute. Hang on. I'm not making any of this up. All right. Okie doke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were eating it. Accommodating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an ironic name.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of the. They're sorry to bother you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Accommodating. Yeah, it was something.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get your fried pickles?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, for dessert, but in a. But in a sarcastic way. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Are these what you wanted?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, one of those.

[Pat Godwin]

You happy now?

[Chick McGee]

Here's your almighty fried pickles.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to. We know you're gonna pay, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I couldn't believe it if you saw

[Josh Arnold]

three vans pull up and it was their point of service technicians. My God. Who ordered an appetizer after an entree.

[Chick McGee]

All right, everybody out of the. Everybody out. And then she picks up the dishes after and takes my fork from my salad with, of course, ranch dressing. And there's ranch dressing on the fork, and it cascades onto my shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

Bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

And she did one of these. Oh, sorry. She had it out for me. Tom, huh? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you look at her go? This is why I doordash.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there a heavy tip left?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I gave her a sarcastic. She doesn't know it, but she thinks I loved her. It was meant in sar. 20 bucks. Is sarcasm, baby, a sarcastic tip?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Yeah, I was not looking forward to mowing the lawn last night, but listening to Bob and Tom 247 on the way home reminded me to get out my Raycon everyday earbuds with noise canceling. I got home, put on the headphones, put on my favorite Josh Arnold T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a guy who just wanted his letter read.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Michigan. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Pat really killed it in a show.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you'd be. I thought you'd be pleased. There weren't a lot of Josh Arnold T shirts sold out there that you

[Josh Arnold]

don't think so recently. I can show you the numbers.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I thought that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm impressed. That.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the famous T shirt that says.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a photograph.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless this guy's lying oh no, there's

[Tom Griswold]

a, there's a photograph.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there is.

[Chick McGee]

Who did that character for half. That's very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Some guy out of Bloomington, Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not wearing it in the photograph.

[Chick McGee]

I think he might be in genuine here in a couple of spots.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think Josh is on to something.

[Tom Griswold]

Ronald.

[Chick McGee]

Just say his name and where he lives.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, this is the best part of the letter. He goes. I put on my favorite Josh Arnold T shirt and happily mowed the lawn with a great view of the Mississippi River. Oh, doesn't that take you somewhere?

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was going to say in a great view of the misses up on the porch, bend over.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds great. That leads me to this letter.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing like mowing the yard and a great view of the Mississippi River.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with you people? Oh, I'm sorry, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't a screen with some, some vulgar pornographic movie on it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like when you said doesn't that take you somewhere? Yeah, like 20 states.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you just can't see the Mississippi River.

[Tom Griswold]

Your subliterate Contention is the 20 states border of the Mississippi River.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean it runs, runs from top to bottom, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a number.

[Chick McGee]

I long for sublibrate literate. See.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I mean don't you think then that sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen. Yeah, there he goes and he's, he's a chubby man and his T shirt says I beat anorexia.

[Josh Arnold]

Not one of my shirts at all. No, it's just a fat joke. So. So now we, we know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Any shirt that is a fat joke is considered a Josh Arnold shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, boy.

[Chick McGee]

And that is low hanging fruit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy, I didn't. Where's the Mississippi River? Oh, there it is in the background. You can see it.

[Chick McGee]

What's this guy's name?

[Tom Griswold]

Ron.

[Chick McGee]

Ron.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Ronnie. He did look like a friendly chap.

[Joe Walsh]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I thought it was just nice just to imagine looking at the Mississippi in the summertime. You feel like Huck Finn.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Miss.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his buddies name?

[Chick McGee]

Big money.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go with Tom Sawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And by the way, Emma Thompson. I stumbled upon this. It's called Dead of Winter from last year. Emma Thompson's in it. She's 67 and it's kind of an action movie. She's. Yeah. I don't want to give anything of a way.

[Josh Arnold]

It was pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Mississippi river goes through 10 states by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good to know. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, man, you were Wrong on Both sides. On two sides. So that's 20 sides.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrong times, right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It cuts them. It cleaves them.

[Chick McGee]

Does it now, by the way, if I can order fried pickles, we can eat them this morning. Can I. Can I order them?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's too late now.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a nice letter from Rory. Great name.

[Chick McGee]

Great guy named Rory.

[Tom Griswold]

From Marion, Indiana, Montana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he goes, that's the original Marion from the Music Man.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes. It's spelled differently. It's in the northwest corner of Montana, an hour and a half west of Glacier National Park.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful country.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that put a little something in your head?

[Chick McGee]

Would you be a little bit more exact?

[Josh Arnold]

Before you continue reading this, Will you just show them that piece of paper real quick?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

So buckle up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my Lord. Now, what does this possibly have in it that caught his eye and he feels the need to read it?

[Josh Arnold]

If I were a professor and a kid, a student handed me that, I'd go, Eddie, at this. Yeah, before I.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. You'll. I just circled a couple of interesting points.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As it happened, this was a request from yesterday, which I played. And

[Chick McGee]

what are you. Is this guy in trouble or.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you played his request.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he wanted to hear the Mr. Obvious in the deck, which we, which we got.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But no, the reason. But he, at the beginning wanted to point this out. You've been talking about how great stadium hot dogs are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is. Again, see, this is my.

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my version of the bicentennial minute.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's nothing better than eat a stadium hot dog, mow the yard looking Mississippi.

[Tom Griswold]

There isn't. That's my whole point. What's wrong with you commies? Why don't you guys get in, get in a rowboat, make your way to Moscow and join your fellow commies.

[Josh Arnold]

I joined some Josh Arnold. Oh, did you listen to some of his. Stand up. No, no, I ate a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm just saying, cutting the lawn, looking at the Mississippi river or.

[Chick McGee]

And my, my T shirt has a fat joke on it. You know, like the ones Josh Arnold makes.

[Tom Griswold]

Breathe in the air in Marion, Montana. Come on, it's America. All right, but he, he does have a point. I, I was talking about how much I enjoyed just a good old fashioned hot dog wrapped in foil. Doing it again because I'm an American, unlike all of us, you and your Mayday crew. Let's see now, there's a place in Big Fork, Montana. I'll just let that sit right there. For a second.

[Chick McGee]

Big, Big Fork. Do you hear what he's trying to do?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think I hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, before you get all. Get all itchy to go there. It's the fork. It's the fork in the river.

[Christy Lee]

Of course it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it's a. A shovel like device, oversized to eat,

[Chick McGee]

put food down your throat.

[Christy Lee]

You're starting the show off to see you in a river with lead shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a place in Big Fork, Montana that has great hot dogs. This does sound good.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me everything.

[Tom Griswold]

They deep fry them so they're crispy on the outside. I can't explain how big of a difference the deep frying makes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's wonderful, but my God, I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

We wrap them in foil. By the time we get home to eat them, the buns are steamed. Please try deep frying your hot dogs. I'll get Ms. Hooker on this. And that sounds really good. Well, thank you very much for taking the time and trouble to write Rory and send us some pictures of Marion, Montana. I bet it's gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

As we do our tour of America. Mississippi River.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Marion, Montana.

[Josh Arnold]

Mississippi River.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, I'm gonna play that song just because. What do you have, Pat? You have another song for us coming up?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, lots of songs if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be in. You're gonna be in Kalamazoo, Michigan. This is actually your last show for about three months.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe two months. We'll get back out there.

[Tom Griswold]

I talked to a doctor yesterday. It's gonna be three months.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are the worst friends ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Isn't it great?

[Chick McGee]

You want us to lie? Is that what you want?

[Tom Griswold]

No, actually, I talk. Talked to my physical therapist yesterday. He's gonna give you a phone call to get your confidence built up.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Yeah, Jonathan.

[Chick McGee]

Now that'll help.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick had the surgery. So I've heard all about it.

[Tom Griswold]

You had the same surgery?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

And you told him good things about it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Oh, this is where this is coming from.

[Chick McGee]

I've had open heart surgery and I had rotator cuff surgery. I'd rather have open heart 10 times again instead of rotator.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really helping.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he said he would never have that surgery.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Joe Walsh]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

And the left one goes. I'm taking it with me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you've had. What's it called?

[Chick McGee]

Rotator cuffs.

[Pat Godwin]

Rotator cuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Give up. Give padica. But you can still. You can still strum into.

[Chick McGee]

Are they going to Adjust your labia while they're in there. What is that?

[Pat Godwin]

I think they might go down.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's called labrum. The labrum. Labrum menorah. If you're of the Jewish faith. Labrum majora.

[Chick McGee]

My doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Presbyterian.

[Josh Arnold]

This is all medically sound?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This show between the. Between the geography, the medical science, Mississippi river, the genetic science we were probing earlier. It's amazing what ignorance can do.

[Chick McGee]

Manitowoc, Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

What was I saying? Once again, your show is where again?

[Josh Arnold]

Shakespeare's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in Kalamazoo Mission. Okay, good. That's such a great idea. They have to have Hamlet night. How is the Hamlet? A slider. Is there anything?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just like a little. Maybe an egg bunny. Yeah, Ham, cheese. Put them in the crock pot, let them cook all evening. But they're a little slider. Slider shapes. So it's a Hamlet.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Time's ticking. I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chick McGee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to

[Chick McGee]

be on that World cup roster.

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There's no doubt about it. It hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Chick McGee]

But we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Ali Breen]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Combination Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee. Hello everyone in Marion, Montana this morning. And all of those of you that can actually see the Mississippi river again as you drive by again with us, we continue our tour of the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

I looked into one of those tours of the Mississippi. You know how you can take like a, it's like a nicer looking sort

[Tom Griswold]

of barge boat, right?

[Josh Arnold]

You're, you're, you're not cheap. No, no, you're, you're better off taking a European cruise, I think. I had no idea, but I'd still love to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

We got on an odd topic earlier. Pat is going to be playing a. Is it a restaurant or a Nightclub.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called a pub.

[Pat Godwin]

Shakespeare's pub there in Kalamazoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Shakespeare's pub.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

Fun place.

[Tom Griswold]

In Kalamazoo this Saturday night. It's your final performance before you have your shoulder surgery. Possibly. Final performance?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

What is wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely booked me for the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, didn't. Didn't the great Les Paul have his arm? Yes, surgically.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he broke. He broke it and then he wanted

[Tom Griswold]

to have it set so he could still play guitar. You might want to alert the surgeon.

[Pat Godwin]

I will talk about it extensively.

[Tom Griswold]

So he can freeze your arm in that position. And it's your strumming hand. Right. Your right hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Dominant hand. The right hand. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't joke a, doc, can I play the piano?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't before.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you get the feeling that whoever's doing the surgery on Pat is going to have him. Pat knocked out as the second he leaves his house. There's not going to be any conscious time for Pat going into the chatty now surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it over with. Right, but you mentioned that Shakespeare's pub in Kalamazoo, Michigan featuring Pat Godwin coming up soon.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful appetizers. Leading the way of course is the ham sandwich cheese. And they slow cook it there little one or two bite sandwiches. They call them hamlets.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they. Because there would be an obvious menu you suggested, I believe. Was it the taming of the stew?

[Josh Arnold]

It's only when winter though that they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like my. My coffee with a midsummer night's cream.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then those breakfast. Much ado about muffins are delightful muffins.

[Chick McGee]

Much to do about.

[Tom Griswold]

Much ado about I can't eat it. But they do have all's well that ends veal. I. I don't like.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like veal?

[Tom Griswold]

I feel bad about the. The critter feel Parmesan. They didn't let it live long enough. Yeah. Yeah. So they. In any event, I hope you have a great show, Pat. I think it'll be fun. And what was the last one? Oh, Macbeth and cheese. Yeah, that's very good. But right now we. We turn to Chick McGee at the Bob and Tom sports page.

[Chick McGee]

What's happening real quick? NBA playoffs last night. SGA. That's Shea had 32 points. Alex Caruso, the guy from the Y had 22. And the Oklahoma City Thunder moved to one win away from a return trip to the NBA finals. They beat the spurs in Oklahoma city last night. 127 114. So the Thunder lead that series three games to two. Victor Wembanyama.

[Josh Arnold]

Vicky. Vicky. Wem.

[Chick McGee]

Wem just 20 points last night. Held to 4 of 15 shooting.

[Josh Arnold]

Vicky. Vicky.

[Chick McGee]

They tightened up a little bit on him last night. Now we have a story from the world of Major League baseball that I want Tom to pay extra special attention to. Apparently, Bryce Harper put up on his tick tock that he's illustrated what an intelligent, clear, thinking human being he is. He puts toothpaste in his mouth and then brushes his teeth. He doesn't put toothpaste on the toothbrush. Tom and I share this. Yeah, of course. No, that's the only way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And now that's Bryce Harper getting ready to brush his teeth. Squirts it into his mouth. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Terribly awful.

[Chick McGee]

So now when Bryce Harper goes to a visiting stadium, they play the video of him brushing his teeth in that manner.

[Joe Walsh]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

So a lot of people can boo, though.

[Chick McGee]

So they can boo him.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always done that.

[Chick McGee]

I've always.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't share my.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna share. Do you share your toothpaste?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, God, no. Well, my toothpaste.

[Pat Godwin]

Some people.

[Tom Griswold]

I have my own.

[Chick McGee]

I have my own people.

[Christy Lee]

Do we.

[Tom Griswold]

I have my own sink.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too, but I still. I put it on the toothbrush. Right, right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Human being.

[Josh Arnold]

Dennis say that like an adult.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I'm surprised you can do that, even with the shakes.

[Chick McGee]

What shakes?

[Pat Godwin]

I have children that are listening.

[Chick McGee]

Or just one hurts more than.

[Tom Griswold]

More than one.

[Chick McGee]

I. I have a child.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we're human beings. And this is how. This is how he treats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's. It's an unnecessary step. I.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it's not that he took 10 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

It's not the remark so much as it's the. The lusty way he's laughing during the whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, if you have a bottle by the bed, you don't shake in the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

A quick rinse. Well, what's coming up from the sports desk?

[Chick McGee]

NHL Santa cup playoff last night and a whole bunch of weird sports coming out of the desk of Griswold Sports.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a great. We have a great world record.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Get comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think it's a terrific world record. I'm very excited about it. We have the cheese rolling results from the famous running down the mountain and in Britain. Cheese already.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize it was that time of year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's that spring has Arrived.

[Chick McGee]

If they wait too long, cheese is runny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was like 95 in London yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really hot.

[Christy Lee]

Really hot.

[Tom Griswold]

And American Ninja warriors cats eating it at the Olympics. Yep. We'll find out what that's all about when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Aha.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We're getting ready for Pat Godwin's special appearance. His last appearance.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

For quite some time. He's having some major surgery before he

[Chick McGee]

just has to hire an accompany.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you want to see, you

[Chick McGee]

can still sing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a bird.

[Tom Griswold]

I know someone. I know someone went, for example, to Elvis's last live performance ever.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They didn't know it was going to be the end.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not suggesting that Pat's appearance. Shakespeare's.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the smile you're wearing tells me otherwise up.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's my last performance. And pack that place.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying it's going to be a great show. Pat's having some shoulder surgery that'll put him out of commission for a little bit of time, so. And it's once again at Shakespeare's, the home of the special omelet. What is it called? The Hamlet.

[Chick McGee]

The Hamlet. It's like a slider, like a White Castle, but it's a ham sandwich cheese with on the little buns. You put them in a crock pot

[Tom Griswold]

and if you're a hunter, you can go get the Merchant of Venison.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. I'm sorry, that's season. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But the Macbeth and cheese, they have that all the time.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. They do have the Richard III ribs. My kingdom for some horseradish. You gotta. You gotta know what to ask.

[Chick McGee]

I like Richard III ribs. But what about Richard iii?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Why the ribs?

[Tom Griswold]

Just the. The horse. We have a hump. How about the. How about the Christy for you?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

To Brie or not to Brie? The baked Brie appetizer.

[Christy Lee]

I love the Baked brie, apricot jam and some.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you guys think. You know me and my question. Don't you think rotator cuff surgery got to be top five procedures right now?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Popular people getting injured and having to fix the rotator.

[Josh Arnold]

It feels like 80% of people at least know somebody who's had a diagnosis.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, every. Every time I've talked to somebody about rotator and it's the way I tore mine reaching into the back seat of the car. And I know you had a story about your doctor told you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes. So you got to make up a much better lie.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I was. I was helping a kid get off a flaming school bus. You can't just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Okay, well, I was reaching for some.

[Chick McGee]

I was reaching for another condom in the back seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was gonna say I was lifting her ass. Yeah. Yeah. That's better than reaching for some Reese's peanut butter cups in the back seat that were melting in the sun. And I tore my shoulder. A lot of it is.

[Joe Walsh]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickleball. And.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Wear and tear.

[Tom Griswold]

Age. People are.

[Pat Godwin]

Age, not being more active.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That'd be a good. What is the number one surgery? Is it like knee. Oh, knee replacement. Hip replacement.

[Chick McGee]

I'm thinking about getting a hip replacement just to see what it's like.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Why wait till the last minute?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck with the insurance on that one.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my good buddies is having hip surgery in like a week or two. I'll let you. He'll. He'll. I'll let you know.

[Chick McGee]

I would. I would appreciate.

[Tom Griswold]

And they get. They get you up quick now. Yeah, they don't. You don't get to lie around for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. I'm sure that's the right thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pat, you're going to be just fine. I sure hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Let me tell you something. You totally say last.

[Tom Griswold]

The last time I had ser.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

My. The one thing I do remember was you.

[Josh Arnold]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in the super clean operation theater, whatever you call it. And the people are all. They're all great.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You get wheeled in, you say hi to everybody. But I just remember the. You've already talked to the anesthesiologist. Oh, and by the way, there's. There's a new question. You know, when you. When you talk to an anesthesiologist, they always say, you know, when is the last time you had. Whatever they Want to know all the drugs you might be taking. And they've added one. At least the one. My last conversation. Have you had any gummies?

[Pat Godwin]

Gummy? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. Yeah. They'll ask you all, how does that affect.

[Christy Lee]

Do you not get surgery if you've had them?

[Tom Griswold]

They just want to know what you've taken.

[Chick McGee]

But I would imagine they have to adjust dosage or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's all kinds of supplements, like a week before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They got to make sure you're clean. In any event, I just remember the guy going, and okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna, you know, apply this. Just count down from 10. And I distinctly recall going, then I woke up.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has the best story in that. You. You told him right before they gave me the anesthesia, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. Yeah. I go, I'm gonna fight this as hard as I can, right? He goes, please do. The harder you fight, the quicker you fall asleep.

[Chick McGee]

And sure enough, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't get. Didn't even get to the end of the word 10, but it was great.

[Christy Lee]

It was nice sleep, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And they do all the work.

[Christy Lee]

Well. Yeah. Yeah. What are you expected to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's nice. Nice having someone else do something for you.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What? Oh, you hate it when people.

[Chick McGee]

I assume, and this might not be the case, but when you go to your doctor, you pretty much tell him what's wrong with you, how it should be treated and what medicines you need. Correct. So what do you do during a procedure? Do you like, give a light. A light anesthesia so you can add your two cents as they're.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Working on you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in charge. Was great.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Ali Breen]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the beauty of it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Competent people, really good at their jobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop.

[Chick McGee]

You going to see the doctor? You don't trust him?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm getting a colonoscopy in two weeks or so and they said they're going to keep me awake for it. They said they're going to give you the give the. Give me. Because last time I had one done, they knocked me out. But this one I might be. So maybe I'll tell him.

[Tom Griswold]

Do that. You could look at the screen and do kind of a play by play, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

So why are they doing it that way?

[Josh Arnold]

Something about you've had too many. Me not wanting to pay for nsd. Who knows what I'm making that now.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir, you're either gonna have to pay for the lube.

[Pat Godwin]

I Knew you were fine.

[Tom Griswold]

This is gonna be a little rough.

[Josh Arnold]

I did spring for the lube.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

But I didn't spring for the prep, so joke's on him. Gonna be a tough day for them,

[Tom Griswold]

you know, So I.

[Christy Lee]

So you'll be in Twilight then?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine didn't do the prep and they. They sent him home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. As they should.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe our own Chick McGee was chastised one morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Fudge was the issue.

[Chick McGee]

I know you did not complete your prep work.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it true?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, anyway, Pat, you're gonna be fine. So.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Saturday night, you're gonna be fine. Shakespeare's and Kalamazoo mission. Kalamazoo.

[Christy Lee]

It's all in your head. Positive outlook now.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the shoulder, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we can move forward here. We were going to go back to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

A Ninja Warrior style obstacle course is coming to the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics. According to Variety, Tokyo Broadcasting System Television, the company behind Suzuki and Ninja Warrior, has reached an agreement to bring elements of the show into the modern Pentathlon's new obstacle racing event. The ioc, International Olympic Committee voted to add obstacle racing to the modern Pentathlon for the 2028 Games in Los Angeles. That's not any Olympic Games, Tom. That's LA Olympic Games, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you approve?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's great.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a huge fan of American Ninja Warrior, so I love all this stuff, but it is. And, you know, sometimes we don't care for the new events.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's not break dancing. I mean, this requires some athleticism and an incredible amount.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That show.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying break dancing doesn't require an athlete?

[Josh Arnold]

It absolutely does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, what's next?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

This is how we got out of Vietnam. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Your.

[Chick McGee]

Your domino theory. What's next?

[Tom Griswold]

This is how we got out of it. That's how we got into Vietnam, I think is what you meant to say.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No, I. I said exactly what I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I think I. American Ninja War is a cool show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it really is, but this is

[Tom Griswold]

apparently going to be part of some other. Some other game.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it started in Japan. That's why ours is called American Ninja Warrior.

[Tom Griswold]

Not just Ninja Warrior, but they had.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who want.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to buy the. The Olympics, had to negotiate to get the rights. It sounds kind of like an X Game thing, but I think it'll be cool. And I imagine it's also probably they know how telegenic it is. So it'll get more people watching the Games.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. I do think they should have weight divisions.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, for the Ninja War,

[Josh Arnold]

the window of weight for ninjas is pretty. You don't want to even be too tall for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's the, the. The type of athleticism that it requires gets a very specific body type. So it'd be fun to see some guys that weigh 225 and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what Wipeout is for. Wipeout is. Is American Ninja Warrior for fat people. That's just what. What the best.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this, Josh? Maybe this will make you happy. I think I've got.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe this will make you happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're opposed to adding new events to the Olympics. Why not? If they. If they. If they add God.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what he said.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course it is. Studying to run.

[Chick McGee]

I'm studying how we got in Vietnam. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Studying to run for office. What if anytime they had a new event, they went back to the, the, the. The original Olympics where everyone was naked?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I think a show like Naked Ninja Warrior or Naked Naked Wipeout for sure would get huge ratings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, Naked Ninja Warrior, you know, when they fell in that water, if they fell the wrong way, you can see.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

The lifeguard has to go get him. He's gonna be okay. He may have crushed his nuts. We're not sure. But that'll be cool. That'll be fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully they get the two guys from the NBC American Ninja Warrior.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I love those two.

[Josh Arnold]

Matt.

[Christy Lee]

Matt's been in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, he always looks like he's like Roger Ram Chat. He's got that big chest he's about to burst out.

[Chick McGee]

Before we get started too much into the interview, I'd just like to tell you, you remind me of. I told him that Roger Ramjet.

[Josh Arnold]

You told him? You remind me?

[Chick McGee]

Of course he did, because you're insane is why you told him that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just move forward here. Yeah, they're both good dudes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have more sporting news, including a great world record that everyone can relate to.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true, Chick?

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is. It was done by a guy and a guy who's a fourth year medical

[Josh Arnold]

student at Yale, like we all once were.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, tell me I can't relate to that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a beautiful wife and his little kid, and once again, they decided to do something fun.

[Chick McGee]

Checking all the boxes.

[Tom Griswold]

They did it in your state of Ohio, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Your state too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's fun, but it's a, it involves a toy that we're all familiar with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

A toy that I have always said is one of the worst toys ever made.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I, I have a guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's minutes of fun, but it's a cool world record, so. But right now I want to check in and find out what are all these cameras all over the place?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks Chick. Real quick. We have once again posted the Bob and Tom pop up store. We had a new shirt that came out about a month or so ago that sold out immediately. We've done done a reprint and it's available again. People really like it. A bunch of cool stuff for the summer. So show your colors by visiting the pop up store. It'[e-mail] these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, we have something I want Christy to weigh in on involving whether or not this activity occurs in your head during intimate activities. I'll just put it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Throw me under the bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Or maybe has something to do with the female perspective.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe on top of the bus.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe we also.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have Ali Breen coming up with sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe riding the bus like a cowgirl.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy, howdy do. That is so weird. Tom, did you notice the shirt Chrissy's wearing? I had that same exact shirt at home.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I call it my spirit shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I wear that when things are. Things are ebbing a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Makes you feel better.

[Chick McGee]

Lift my spirits. I wear very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's in black. I'm in white.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of blousy. Blousy with some filigree in the sleeves.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Blouse and filigree.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Lifts my spirits just talking about it.

[Christy Lee]

Saying the word filigree.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh has a shirt on that says his name. Has his name on

[Christy Lee]

shoulder.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. And here's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very blousy, that shirt. Kind of the blousy. Yeah, Bouncy and blousey. Got the big sleeves. It's very nice, very feminine.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Chick Magee is at our sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Mexican president. You want to talk about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, confirmed Monday that her government will allow the Iranian national soccer team to stay in Mexico while competing in the World Cup.

[Josh Arnold]

The Mexican president actually wants some Mexicans to stay in Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say that'd be quite a change.

[Chick McGee]

They will allow the Iranian.

[Tom Griswold]

Iranian national team.

[Josh Arnold]

I just wanted to tell a joke.

[Chick McGee]

While competing in the World Cup. Oh, no, they. He doesn't sing. He just plays guitar. The quadrennial soccer event is being held June 11 to July 19 in Canada, Mexico, the U.S. all three of Iran's scheduled group stage matches are in the United States. The first two, la, third, Seattle. The team will be staying in where the fun is. Tijuana.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean that's the closest Mexican city to the border, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I, I, obviously with the issues going on right now internationally, apparently they didn't want to stay in the usa, but it sure. Games are all here. But if they're in Tijuana, obviously Tijuana,

[Josh Arnold]

they can, he's adding a little spice to it.

[Tom Griswold]

If they don't, if they don't get a trophy, they can always get an std.

[Joe Walsh]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the very fine establishments.

[Josh Arnold]

They're going home with something. We know that they can get their

[Chick McGee]

picture taken with a donkey painted like a zebra. Sure, sure. Tijuana.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have been, haven't you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never been.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same.

[Chick McGee]

I was there during the fun years. 91. Me and George Lopez were down there. Wow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Together.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of weird.

[Chick McGee]

I got some stories for the Inquirer. If they want to pay for. Hundreds of distinctively coiffured participants gathered this this past weekend in southern Belgium for the annual European Mullet Championship. Coiffured.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have gone, you know what? If somebody asked me, I would have said quaffed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought that as well.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm happy to learn this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Qua fjord.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet most folks in the USA that have mullets don't use the word quaffed or quaff. Your.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee.

[Chick McGee]

Well, here's something. This seems like editorial comment here, right in the story. The annual European Mullet Championship to celebrate the once maligned hairstyle.

[Josh Arnold]

It has made somewhat of a comeback, hasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Best captured by the tagline business in the front, party in the back. Or my favorite that Josh uses for the mullet.

[Tom Griswold]

Mullet.

[Josh Arnold]

The Missouri Compromise.

[Chick McGee]

The Missouri Compromise. The mullet.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically business in the front, party in the back. Sound like something a high paid gay male prostitute would say?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I know, I know what you're doing and I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

See a party in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it depends what kind of

[Josh Arnold]

move you're paying for.

[Chick McGee]

I know we've upset someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on. Lighten up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, some straight white woman somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, about that. If we upset a male prostitute, we

[Josh Arnold]

have to worry about that demographic now.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, that's barely missed.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I understand in the last research our male prostitute numbers huge.

[Josh Arnold]

American Gigolo. Should I watch it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's worth a look.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen that in a long.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Paul Schrader and I like Richard Gere, so.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Give that a watch, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on a Richard Gere kick.

[Chick McGee]

Richard Gear walks around and I jock strap a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Well, because of you. I watched Officer and a Gentleman with my daughter Sophie the other night. She was not impressed. I know. I was very disappointed. Fell asleep in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she have your. I know you like a man in uniform. You've said that many times. Does she not have that?

[Christy Lee]

I guess not. She's like me in a lot of ways, but I guess not that way.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your favorite man in uniform type? Fireman, policeman.

[Christy Lee]

All of them, really.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a top?

[Christy Lee]

I do like the dress whites.

[Josh Arnold]

That is really nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's pretty strong.

[Tom Griswold]

And your favorite Josh is the midget bellman.

[Josh Arnold]

It's absolutely my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

With a cap.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I want. Ideally, they're no taller than my suitcase. So it looks like my suitcase is just floating across the hotel.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back with more from Mike.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if Dominile will.

[Tom Griswold]

When the little guy reads the telegram, the train will be late. Stop.

[Chick McGee]

A little guy comes out there with a little message.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anybody still have those like double breasted the bellman suits?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what. Is that what you wore?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I wore. When I was a bellman, I wore a. A jacket. Looked like a sports jacket, but it ended at the waist.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever those are called.

[Chick McGee]

Like a crop top?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, crop jacket.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's an ejaculate.

[Tom Griswold]

Ejaculate? Is that what they call it?

[Christy Lee]

I think the Ritz in Paris. Those guys still wear that?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do because I don't know if they. Nice double breasted blue jacket.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to the Plaza and I've been to the Waldorf Astoria and I don't remember seeing those dudes, but maybe they were there. Those are also places here. I would hope. Would.

[Christy Lee]

But I would hope. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't. I like going to places where the. You kind of know who's who.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there are some of these places you pull in and a guy walks up. Well, this is either just some stranger that wants to take my suitcase or he works here. I can't tell. I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't find it surprising. You're a big fan of the cast system. Yeah, absolutely. People knowing their ploy.

[Tom Griswold]

Place.

[Chick McGee]

And an Ohio family. I used to have one of those. Has broken the Guinness World record. Oh, geez. I'm sorry. It's my fault. Stupid world record. An Ohio family has broken the Guinness world Record. For the most stairs descended by a Slinky. The luck Singer family. Luch. Singer family consisting of Joe Christel and five year old Axel.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's great. He's a fourth year medical student at Yale University in Connecticut. But he came back to Ohio to do this stunt and it's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

You hate the Slinky.

[Tom Griswold]

I do hate the Slinky. But I like this guy and his family.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. When the Slinky works, man, I. I will sit there and smile and watch

[Chick McGee]

they claim the title with a total 53 stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd love to have seen it.

[Chick McGee]

Almost doubling the long standing record of 30 stairs. The success like that much. Well, it took place on the stairs of Otterbein Stadium in Westerville, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They tested a whole bunch of different Slinkies. Yeah, this guy did. I read the whole article to trying to find the one that was the best they settled on and they're all plastic now.

[Christy Lee]

All you can't get a metal Slinky.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you've got to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the plastic weren't nearly as good.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of the larger plastic ones. To me the Slinky is a toy. It was like the. The other toy that I hate is the.

[Christy Lee]

What's the one with Etch A Sketch?

[Tom Griswold]

Etch A Sketch. That it just kills any creativity. And I know there are people that can do the Mona Lisa on Etch A Sketch. Sure. But if you have a life, you really don't want to teach kids how to draw. Not in any event. Yeah. The Slinky is good for 10 minutes and then. Okay, now what we used then we used to tie it between two trees and wait for Simmy to drive by on his bike and watch him Simmy lose his head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're out of. They're outdoors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're outdoors. Yeah, it's. It's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that thing. It's magnificent.

[Chick McGee]

I could not color when I was a kid. I could not get it to do two or three stairs, let alone we

[Josh Arnold]

could get it to do the entire staircase at our house.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I trained mine on an escalator.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, did you now that I think that it faulted. Okay. And it did stop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the end. Look at that little kid. It's like a four year old having a five year old. Whatever. Having a great time. Dad set a world record. That's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

So they claim that's the finest Slinky.

[Tom Griswold]

Whichever one that is, that was the one that after Their testing. They. That did the. He said they tested multiple commercially available Slinkies for their stamina, settling on the 6 inch Rainbow Slinky that they got off of Amazon.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. I want to take one to, like, a Mayan temple.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Like Chichen. And it goes. But that's so steel.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I was thinking the same thing. You have to wonder what is the most disrespectful place that a Slinky has ever been used? I imagine coming off the altar during a service.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The pyramid is a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you have a perpetual Slinky on an escalator?

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. Like I said, we trained.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right. Because it's like it would be the treadmill for a Slinky.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just asking if you really could.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question for you guys. Oh, there's a place that I go to have lunch all the time. And you have to take an escalator to get there.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about. Maybe it's just me. Do you touch the handrail?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Do you, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's no need to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you. But I mean, think of the book.

[Chick McGee]

I like it there. And every now and then I'll touch it. I don't make a point of.

[Tom Griswold]

But the problem is going, oh, my

[Chick McGee]

God, I'm gonna die if I touch it.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem is at that place, it's in a large store.

[Christy Lee]

The restaurant is department store. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the place to wash your hands is really far away. So if you touch that, then I go, well, don't. You can't eat now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't you carry, like, wet wipes or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Maybe I should.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know the people that work. I wonder if they let me go back into the kitchen and wash my hands.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure they would.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

If anything, they're probably the only person

[Christy Lee]

in the restaurant, so. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So long as this time you use the sink and not the chowder like last time.

[Chick McGee]

If anything speeds up your visit and gets you out of there,

[Tom Griswold]

I always pretend I'm kind of surfing on the escalator.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I was like, let me tell you something. I've seen him do this. He takes his hand and he goes like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Escalator.

[Tom Griswold]

Escalator, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, you're a fun guy, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Those escalators are Dangerous.

[Josh Arnold]

And they can be a pain.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you got a shoelace stuff. I heard about a shoelace guy and they never saw him again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. They just found a ski skin.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're lucky they found that because they don't find the body seven years before you get the insurance.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a fact before you're declared.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, remember when you and I were on the escalator and it stopped? We were stuck there for what, four hours?

[Chick McGee]

It was waiting for people you would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you start getting claustrophobic?

[Josh Arnold]

We sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say claustrophobic?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's where two people are, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, the United. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

King Dub. Is it coming up or do we have. Okay, cheese coming up in the United Kingdom?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it cheddar cheese?

[Chick McGee]

Grommet. It's a wheel of cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

Wallace and Grommet. Boy, oh, boy. Just delightful.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty great stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot Grommet's first name. It was George Wallace, the governor. And then who was it? Trevor Gromit.

[Chick McGee]

Trevor Grommet. It's his dog.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he appears in Leonard Skynyrd song. Oh, never mind. Coming up, also, it'll be Ally Brain with Sexy Time. We have the ultimate electric vehicle. May be about to get released.

[Christy Lee]

Save your pennies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It may be the most expensive one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But what you pay for.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we've been talking, or at least maybe just me. I've always found that people, for example, that cut hair, really, are also therapists.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Your bartender can be a therapist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, now there's someone that's kind of making it semi official.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll find out about that.

[Josh Arnold]

With the uptick in electric vehicles and chargers being in people's homes, we're going to see an uptick in Frankenstein's.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

More and more people are going to try.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you go online and say, how do I convert.

[Chick McGee]

Convert absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

My. My EV charger into a thing that can bring back the dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's hundreds.

[Josh Arnold]

No one's thought, I wish hundreds of videos.

[Tom Griswold]

And have you seen lately the bolts that they put in your neck when they bring you back? They're a little smaller now.

[Josh Arnold]

They are, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And people kind of decorate little things.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to find a way for me to get in front of Congress and warn them about the uptick in Frankenstein.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for their faces. I don't have to tell you about the legend of Frankenstein.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd rather talk about that than anything real. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick. Hey, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom with his hand raised.

[Tom Griswold]

I stand corrected.

[Chick McGee]

Or are you stretching?

[Tom Griswold]

No. We had this story about the new world record for Slinky.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I really like it. It's a nice looking guy. He's a medical student at Yale. He's got a nice family.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like him if he was

[Tom Griswold]

his five year old son? No, it's just.

[Chick McGee]

What if he just went to a regular old state school?

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be for notice. No, it's fine. The guy. I'm just saying it. What about usually these were attracted. Because it's just a. It's a regular guy.

[Chick McGee]

A regular guy that's going to be a doctor who attends Yale. Yeah, just a run of the mill Joe Sixpence. When you're right, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not sure I'm going to go to the doctor that was trained in Guadalajara because he couldn't cut it. But I'm sure there are also some very fine positions. You're missing the point.

[Announcer]

Point?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think I'm making the point.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a guy, just a guy and his did something for fun with his 5 year old son and his wife with a Slinky and they set the world record for the most Slinkies going down the stairs. But, and I said after reading the article, apparently there are no metal Slinkies. They do make metal Slinkies.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, good to know. Okay, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so those are much better. If you want to tie between two trees and watch your friend ride by on a bike and get knocked off.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that what they do in the movie the Great Escape? Is that the one where the. Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I haven't seen that in 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if a Slinky's involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the one where they put the wire across and the.

[Christy Lee]

On the motorcycle.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

The crowds come by and get knocked. Okay. Anyway.

[Chick McGee]

What the point is the crowds come by, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in that context it's perfectly acceptable. What's wrong with you guys?

[Chick McGee]

You know, the crowds, the mix. You know, I'M just trying.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm having a Tom problem. Well, let me know if this is. I feel like this is something Tom has done, and I'm about to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I washed my hands during the break. First off. Why? I don't know. All of a sudden, I found myself at the sink washing my hands. And I think it's because we were talking escalator handles.

[Christy Lee]

He got in your head, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was just saying there's a place I go to have lunch, but you have to take an escalator, right? I don't want to touch the escalator handle because God knows where that's been.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then so my OCD got the best of me just now, and I used a soap. It smells good, but it's so strong. I'm gonna have to re. Wash my hands with a different soap to get the smell of this soap off.

[Chick McGee]

There's a soap in there that's unscented. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's two soaps. You'll notice that I come out of the men's room. Usually I go to the green room to wash my hands.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I. That's why I was washing my hands,

[Tom Griswold]

because the water's hotter there. A, and B, they have. There's two soaps. There's that green stuff. But the unscented is the clearest.

[Josh Arnold]

I use the green stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Did you notice. Did you wash your hands in the men's, men's club or the men's room here?

[Josh Arnold]

I have, but today it was the green room.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Because someone's been making mud pies in the men's sink here. I don't know what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't been in there today again. So back to my point. Oh, most of these world record guys look at David Rush. I'm a huge fan, but David Rush

[Christy Lee]

is a normal guy with a family.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not a normal guy. He has like 300 world records. He's a great juggler. This guy's just. David Rush has incredible skills, but he's not a neuroscientist like the guy that has the slinky record.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

No, you keep calling him a regular guy and you just said he was.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's not some world class athlete. He's just a guy that as. Hey. He looked into it and he said, what? What? Could we do a world record to impress my. My little boy? Because his little boy doesn't care that his dad's a neuroscientist and a Genius.

[Josh Arnold]

I think this is one of those cases where we get the point you're making. We don't accept it, and we don't. I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

When you don't know why you have limited capacity to understand larger concepts.

[Chick McGee]

You really do think that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he does. Trust me.

[Tom Griswold]

Then the guy goes back to Ohio, to good old Westerville, to Otterbein Stadium, and sets the incredible record.

[Chick McGee]

Record with a slinky regular guy. A hundred thousand dollars a year to go to Yale, 53 stairs, a regular

[Tom Griswold]

guy, scholarship funds, and some guy like this, so. But I get the. The only reason I brought it back up is they do make Slinkies out of metal still, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they were four bucks. It was pretty inexpensive. I was shocked.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, they're good for 10 minutes and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the worst thing is, I was. This is one of those problems that I'm gonna. You say you want to speak in front of the Senate. I think. I think I should probably speak in front of the house. There are more people there to listen to me. All right, here's the problem. What about all those kids out there that get a Slinky?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they live in a ranch home.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a sad thing.

[Tom Griswold]

We as a government.

[Christy Lee]

Happened to me when I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

We as a government need to give them homes with stairs.

[Christy Lee]

Had to go to grandma's and use her basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Even if they have a little brother like little Timmy. I know can't climb stairs. Well, Timmy, you're just gonna have to

[Chick McGee]

rough it because Timmy can't climb stairs.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to have stairs for the Slinky program.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Timmy has to stop a Slinky in a roller skate for his ramp.

[Chick McGee]

Cause of the crutch. Right?

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The Unstairs is a very important charity,

[Tom Griswold]

and if you buy a Slinky, there's now the. The lawyers out there. There's a warning on them says, this toy may not be much fun if you live in a ranch house.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, accidentally.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want to get sued.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember accidentally ripping out your arm hair with a toy?

[Christy Lee]

I was Exactly. I was saying the exact same thing. I thought that's where he was going,

[Josh Arnold]

like, oh, I'm gonna put this around my wrist. That's the last time I do that.

[Tom Griswold]

See, they have to have a warning for that, too. Do not put around your wrist. If you live in a ranch home. Don't buy this and then sue us because you can't play Play with it. It's, again, minutes of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, sorry, but I say those minutes add up. It's 10 minutes of fun every month. So. Because every now and again, you go, let's break out the Slinky real quick and just give this a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

The other thing is, you get that kink in the Slinky. It's like a. It's like. It's like future training for a garden hose. You get a kinky Slinky when you get the garden hose, oh, look how nice it coils up. And then two weeks later, there's no way you can.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I'm in the minority when I say I. I couldn't get my Slinky to go downstairs. No way, no how. It wouldn't do it. Tried and tried and tried.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You just gotta start.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

A kink in the Slinky and a chunk out of the Super Bowl. Those were always.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Were you ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever have that odd urge to bite into your Super Bowl?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No one?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Is that how you got chunks out of yours?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I couldn't control myself. I had to bite the Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it look like a candy bar or something?

[Josh Arnold]

It had nothing to do with eating. It really didn't have anything to do with eating some kind of chocolate. It had to do with the sensation of your teeth sinking into the Super Bowl. I promise I'm not alone on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Save this for your therapist.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna get letters about, yes, I loved biting the Super Bowl. It's kind of like biting into a Styrofoam cup. Do you ever get that urge.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I've done that. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What, you never just bit into your Styrofoam cup and tore it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't tear it off.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't great White it.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Pat Godwin]

How hungry you as a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Pat Godwin]

How hungry were you as a child?

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't as much hunger as it was. We had no money.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it have the mouth feel of a Kit Kat?

[Josh Arnold]

It has a great biting into Styrofoam. Has a great mouth feel.

[Christy Lee]

This is great. But I have really crooked teeth. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, in any event, the letters will pour in.

[Chick McGee]

I promise you.

[Tom Griswold]

People that bite on Super Balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

And then when you bite a chunk

[Josh Arnold]

out of it, I'll say this.

[Christy Lee]

Does it bounce funny?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. I mean, and that was kind of fun too. You'd bounce it and go completely sideways and hit a framed picture. And my gosh that was a sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Let the sweet begin.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

The UK's famous cheese rolling competition was won by a German YouTuber for the third year in a row.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's out.

[Chick McGee]

The unusual event had been celebrated for hundreds of years. Thought to have had its roots in a heathen festival to celebrate the return of spring. The cheese chased 200 yards down 1 to 2 ratio gradient hill, whatever that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, it's an insanely steep hill.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy steep.

[Josh Arnold]

Like people fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They broken legs, they get really badly hurt.

[Chick McGee]

24 year old YouTuber Tom Kopke, Officer Kopki beat the 38 year old local hero Chris Anderson at the annual Cooper's Hill cheese rolling event. Koepke told reporters afterwards, if that hill is hell, I'm the devil. Anderson, who had been tempted out of retirement by the challenge from Kopke, still went home with a round of cheese. His 11 year old son William won one of the children's uphill races.

[Christy Lee]

That didn't sound fun, does it?

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the Sisyphus trophy.

[Chick McGee]

Pushing the cheese up the hill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Any video of this because. Oh, here we go. There's a whole group of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it looks like Braveheart.

[Chick McGee]

It's just nuts. Look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they are falling hard.

[Chick McGee]

They immediately start falling.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even anywhere near it.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not smooth ground either. I mean, not only is it a hill, it's divity and lumpy.

[Christy Lee]

I'd break an ankle.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

They're off the course.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it all guys?

[Christy Lee]

Looks like it. It.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess the women have more sense.

[Christy Lee]

Women have more sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at that. One guy got up immediately holding his arms.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's broken, he was holding his wrist like it. It was broke.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's your. And they. The winning prize is a thing of cheese. I've got a feeling there's a lot of drinking at this event. Anyone want to weigh in on that?

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Be the only reason to do this.

[Josh Arnold]

They should mix this with the running of the bulls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. No, have the bulls go downhill if

[Tom Griswold]

you want to go to the next real Jason. That's the wheelchair division. It's tragic, really, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah, That's a lot of bent metal.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like that painting of the girl in the farm field.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll have to remind me of what?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what we're pulling about there.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Does that complete our sports?

[Chick McGee]

We're coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that was a healthy sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Got on a few things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we did it all, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. We felt some feels look forward to that. We have coming up. Did you see this thing on TV about the so called pet translator where you can put this thing on your dog and careful what you wish for. It'll tell you what your dog is saying.

[Chick McGee]

Not the buttons, but there's some sort of. It goes on their collar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It looks like a, like an invisible fence thing.

[Chick McGee]

But so when they bark they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it'll tell you what your dog's.

[Christy Lee]

What's your dog saying?

[Tom Griswold]

What's your dog saying? And now this is brand new.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm very sc.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what may be the dumbest use of so called AI technology. We'll find out if it works. I'm very excited. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

The texts are rolling in. People want to bite things.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

They want to bite him. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

You're not biting me.

[Chick McGee]

People are biting people.

[Josh Arnold]

And actually

[Tom Griswold]

once again we were discussing toys and the amazing new world record with the Slinky. Amazing. Great amount of American. Just a regular Joe Medical student at Yale University. Right on the Ivy League. The nice fun. World record of the world record for a Slinky going down the stairs. Was it 53 steps? I forgot. Yes, but I forget. This led us to a discussion of great to be 30 of great toys. The Slinky fun for just a few minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Josh brought up the super.

[Tom Griswold]

You mentioned the super bowl and you

[Josh Arnold]

like the kink in the Slinky was always a problem. And a chunk being taken out of the super bowl was always a problem. And that was a problem with me because I like to bite. The Super Bowl. There was something very satisfying about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it have a taste?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean rubber ball. I mean it wasn't like biting into an eraser. It was like, like that kind of rub.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you breastfed on falsies?

[Josh Arnold]

I was not breastfed.

[Tom Griswold]

This explains it then. Maybe the, the rubbery latexy taste of a Super bowl reminded you of the artificial teat that you suckled on as a youth.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you can attempt to explore the origin of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is astute psychological analysis.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. But I think it's simpler than that. I think it just felt kind of good. And same with biting into Styrofoam. Jason writes in. He says he always has the urge to bite into a Nerf football. And I get that too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can see that.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's a satisfying thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it remind you of angel food cake?

[Christy Lee]

What? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, it's not a food thing.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. It reminds you of really awful angel food cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can. That's redundant. You can just say angel food cake.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all. Angel food cake has no place in my.

[Chick McGee]

As a dessert at all.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute, Tom. I'm gonna defend you. I like angel food cake, especially with strawberries on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

80% air and it may as well be a vegetable. There's barely any cake in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. It is delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not delicious. It sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not a hill to die on.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not dying on it. I'm just giving you my opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Or to diet on. Have you noticed that we've gotten him off topic? It's my favorite thing. You were saying. What again?

[Josh Arnold]

He, he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Not only does he no longer belong on the radio. No, he no longer belongs to. Around any other people.

[Chick McGee]

Interactions with people. Yeah, I, I, I, I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Was this the goal? Growing up to be completely impossible to. Yes, I'm getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'm getting. I'm getting back at the world.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know what happened, but we weren't there in high school. We didn't bully you.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. We are paying the price. We are atoning for other people's sins.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

But Styrofoam is amazing. Says J.C. i've always.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus Christ wrote us.

[Josh Arnold]

Now listen to this. I've always wanted to sink my teeth into my wife's calf, but she won't let me. I also get that you like to bite.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a biter?

[Josh Arnold]

If requested. Okay, but I'm not breaking skin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say you're un nibbler.

[Josh Arnold]

But just biting into a calf, that's pretty hot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If she Likes it. If she doesn't like it, I. I'm not into it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she. If she doesn't like it, she'll learn to like it.

[Tom Griswold]

But getting back to biting into Styrofoam and a rubber ball, you have.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have any of that. Do you Bite your stir sticks.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

To feel that tension of wood in your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a slight spring you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I've been. I prefer the. In fact, my favorite coffee place dropped the. They dropped the sticks. They've got those little plastic straws.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this may be the end.

[Josh Arnold]

You chew on the plastic. Let's say. You know those green plastic things that come in a Starbucks lid.

[Pat Godwin]

I think people that chew on anything, like may say a guitar pick or

[Tom Griswold]

something all day long. I do.

[Chick McGee]

The place you went still had wooden stir stuff sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And now they've gotten rid of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, last week.

[Josh Arnold]

That's surprising.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is surprising. Usually it's the other way around.

[Chick McGee]

Seems like it's plastic to wood landscape for lawsuits and splinters.

[Josh Arnold]

Plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I don't know. Between that and the three homeless guys that are always there, I think I may go to a different place.

[Josh Arnold]

What about biting into a pencil? Do you guys like that?

[Christy Lee]

I used to do that when I was. I don't have a pencil anymore, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that's a select group. The pencil blader and the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sounds like a horrible. You. Pencil biter are people that chew on

[Christy Lee]

the caps of pens. Remember those big pens that would have.

[Pat Godwin]

I did all of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It sounds like if you're biting into balls and everything. You know what I mean? Not.

[Christy Lee]

Not super balls.

[Chick McGee]

Not scrotum.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You like your balls bitten, Tom. Gently, gently. Kind of nod out of love.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, maybe a nice candle coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anybody see. What's the guy's name? The. The guitar. Help me here. Pat, the guitarist for King Crimson. Oh, Frip. Yes, the great Robert Fripp. Did anybody see the.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would we have seen anything with Robert?

[Pat Godwin]

He's on the social media.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because.

[Chick McGee]

Why in God's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the story. I just have found the story. Robert Fripp is a really interesting guy.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guitarist, one of the greats. He has a series of videos with his wife and she's really funny.

[Chick McGee]

Frida.

[Tom Griswold]

Frida.

[Chick McGee]

Frip. Free to Frip.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the headline. Robert Fripp unsure why hospital shaved his testicles after heart attack.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from a source called Stereo Gum. Gum. Or sterile gum. I know what this means. Robert Fripp, founding member of the band King Crimson, is trying to figure out why his testicles were shaved after he was hospitalized for a heart attack. Mr. Fripp suffered the heart attack in Italy last year. He appears to have made a full recovery, but he has questions about his care. The 80 year old posted a video blog wherein he remarked. You're concerned with my heart. Fine. What are you doing? Shaving my balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if they went up through the

[Christy Lee]

groin, they need a catheterization, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Both Chick and I have had that done. And when I had it done, they shaved the inner upper thigh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why would they do the testicles?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he had hairy testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe them. They didn't. The guy, you think he did it

[Christy Lee]

just to get publicity?

[Chick McGee]

This is some padding of some medical bill somewhere. Is that what you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think he went. He knows he's on social media and he went, hey, they shaved my balls. Meaning they shaved his groin. Okay, this frip is full of crap.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

You know what he's doing?

[Christy Lee]

He hasn't been in the news 60 years.

[Chick McGee]

You know what he's doing? He's being flippant.

[Josh Arnold]

He is flipping frip.

[Tom Griswold]

Flip, flipping, fripping. Maybe they had a special offer at this Italian hospital. A free ball shave with every stent. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's no answer in this story?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was just asking.

[Josh Arnold]

And that made. And some magazine we're talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a huge story.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's above the headline. No, no. That says latest peace proposal rejected by the Iranians.

[Chick McGee]

Robert. Robert Fripp comments on his scrotum. And the Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen this one.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They got very popular during COVID with some of these videos. They're very funny. If ever get a chance to see the guy live. He's astonishing. Great guitar player.

[Christy Lee]

He's 80, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

He's 80.

[Christy Lee]

Something like that.

[Josh Arnold]

King Crimson get radio play one song. Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

When you say Ace, which one? Court of the Crimson King. Is that Greg Lake singing that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Yeah, I. That's the one I remember playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got what's certainly one of the best album covers of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

That cartoony.

[Tom Griswold]

That cartoony face. Yeah, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that album. Do I need to listen to that album front to back?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to find my friend. That could get you a lot of really good marijuana. Oh, no. He's a great player unlike anyone else. He's really good. Yeah. I don't know why this. This was everywhere yesterday. May I? Maybe I have peculiar parameters that I get fed head.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Wow. Now, Pat, you were saying the last time you had your ball shaved, you were the dentist.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I thought that was kind of odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Knocking me out. I wake up undressed, shorn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it felt good, right?

[Pat Godwin]

It did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a cavity near there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me he's gonna feel a little prick. I didn't know what that meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when we come back, Pat, I have a request for a song from you. All right. And I also want to reiterate, Patty G, this is very exciting. Is having some serious surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very serious.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be fine. But this is gonna be your last live show in Kalamazoo, Michigan, coming up this Saturday.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be at a place called Shakespeare's Pub.

[Pat Godwin]

Shakespeare's Pub.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's get everybody over there. If you're in the central Michigan area, get on over there to see Pat. I'm not saying it could be your last show ever.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm glad you're not saying that.

[Chick McGee]

No procedure.

[Tom Griswold]

My. One of my friends went to see Elvis. Turned out to be his last show.

[Chick McGee]

Forget about procedure talk. But it could be his last show ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So come out for that reason.

[Chick McGee]

He could get hit by a truck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I could be driving that truck. I could have had it. I run him down in the street. That could happen.

[Tom Griswold]

So please, go see Pat. It'll be great. Now, what else is happening? Coming up, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about fantasies. We're going to talk about AI Pet Translators. We got a new electric car that you're going to be interested in.

[Tom Griswold]

The fantasy thing is an interesting. The essence of it is in the throes of the most intimate activities. Are you thinking, Josh, about the person you're with or about someone else?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And they've done some survey questions.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the results are quite interesting. Interesting. We'll find out about that. But first, Christy, how'd you get here to work?

[Christy Lee]

Ah, hitchhiked. I did not hitchhike. Not this time.

[Chick McGee]

You know who picks up hitchhikers?

[Christy Lee]

I know. Tom. He picked me up.

[Tom Griswold]

I picked up that guy over the week.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. No, I drove my Tucson hybrid because I love the Hyundai hybrids. That's right. The SUVs are amazing. The Tucson Hybrid. And all of them come with America's best warranty. 10 year, 100,000 miles powertrain protection.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I gotta look at that in the driveway out here in the parking lot. I might have to dry that for a couple months.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, why not? Thanks, girl. Can I trade you for the other one that you're driving?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I want them all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

you want all the cars.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

All right. If you need something a little bit bigger, I call the Tucson Hybrid more of a crossover. It sits more lower like a sedan, but it does have the cargo room. The Santa Fe sits up a little higher, has more cargo room and power to take off roading, if you will. Hybrids from Hyundai. They are [e-mail] they have all the information. You can call them at 562-314-4603 or visit your local Hyundai dealer. They also come with a three year 36,000 mile limited maintenance, which was awesome because I could go in and get my oil changed, the tires rotated, didn't cost me a thing. Check them out. Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Christy Lee. Don't forget about that great gas mileage. Oh yeah, and remember at the Indy 500 that hybrid switch came in very handy. I was just trying to think of this Robert Fripp chick plays on David Bowie. Heroes. I know that's a, that's a record you like.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not listening to you.

[Chick McGee]

I do like Heroes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I'm just trying to. I'm trying to bring it him. Bring it all back home.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't. Although the man to my enjoyment.

[Joe Walsh]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Brilliant musician. Maestro Frip, I like to call him.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? I, well, I did not know he was.

[Tom Griswold]

You should read. He's a really, really bright, very odd, weird guy. You'd love him. He's right up your alley.

[Chick McGee]

Like Brighton weird nod.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's a Brit, so he's got English. Three of your favorite things. Coming up, we're going to talk with Ali Breen who I think is in England today. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be sexy time. When we come back, we're going to hear from Patty G. Also coming up today we're going to talk with Kenny Wayne Shepard, guitar slinger, a great guitar player as well. That's all on the way. Here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk it's Christy Lee. Howdy Howdy do? There's Pat Godwin. Hello, hello, hello. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we were talking about the fine guitarist Robert Fripp. Yes, Mr. Fripp in the news because once again, he had heart surgery and he's got a so called vlog. A video blog, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

About asking. Asking why were his testicles or his scrotal area shaved during a heart procedure?

[Josh Arnold]

Why did this happen?

[Tom Griswold]

And you guys don't remember who he is? A great guitarist. You want. You'd never have heard the Court of the Crimson King.

[Josh Arnold]

I have heard that song, but I've never listened to that whole album.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that title. I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's a little bit of it.

[Christy Lee]

The Keeper of the God.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

See, to me, you know, this sounds like Jack, Like Jack Black.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a joke?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it sounds like Jack Black. Joking.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's, that is Greg Lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Of Emerson, Lake and Palmer. And he ended up doing that live show with Asia. Greg. Great bass player, great guitarist, great singer.

[Christy Lee]

I think all the years I did classic rock, I skipped that song.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a very thin membrane for me where there's some prog rock I just love. And then you slip through that membrane. It becomes way too nerdy that, like

[Christy Lee]

that I have to listen to the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You really didn't give it a fair shake, but yes, Mr. Fripp, once again in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. We didn't. We're not giving it a fair shake right now. Is that your contention?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, first of all, isn't it

[Christy Lee]

like 18 minutes long?

[Tom Griswold]

I was just gonna say the vocal just kicked in and we're like four minutes in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really, I mean, we can start at the beginning if you like.

[Josh Arnold]

Godwin, Were you familiar with Frip?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I follow him on social media. He and his wife have a show. They, they, they fix up old houses.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Frip?

[Pat Godwin]

This house you've probably seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this is the theme music. So, yeah, they're presented by some insurance company. Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it kicks in there. When they get to the line of the court, they go. The court of the Crimson came in. It just kicks in and it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

What's it about, 18 minutes?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Let's, you know what? Let's hear it kick in. Where it's really great. I, I, I'm honestly, I'm curious. Okay. Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that The Mellow Tron.

[Chick McGee]

I think it sounds like it's spinning every now and then when they play it or something.

[Tom Griswold]

You like this part?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe in the context of the whole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go again. This goes way back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Early 70s, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

We're not giving it a fair shot.

[Josh Arnold]

This album came out in 69.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that shocking?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of pre Pink Floydy. Oh, there you go. Couldn't this be Pink Floyd right here?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I might be in. I'm going to have to listen to this whole thing. I like Emerson, Leg and Palmer. I like Floyd. I like.

[Chick McGee]

I like French fries. I like baked potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. This might be something I enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this was one of those record albums you could clean pot on. I understand.

[Chick McGee]

You know, though, the thing that's impressing me is that I'm not hearing. Hearing the great Robert Fripp, like, jump out of the speakers.

[Tom Griswold]

We haven't gotten to that part yet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Did you have a guitar solo?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What does he order at Starbucks, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A Frappuccino.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they got one named after him. That's so convenient.

[Chick McGee]

Christie's jumping in with a Frappuccino.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't he go on tour with Brian Wilson for a while? A Frip Wilson.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't see that coming.

[Tom Griswold]

That is that. That brings joy to my heart. And by the way, White, what happened to Flint? Flip Wilson has really gotten a raw deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Flip Wilson was as funny as anybody.

[Christy Lee]

He was so funny.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

He's lost in the shuffle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No one ever talks about how great he was at his own TV show, Prime time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. Three networks, I think those who know, know.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

If you know, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he just sort of got. I don't know. Is it. Was he Politically Incorrect or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I want to say it was Roy Wood, Jr. Who suggested. I mean, there really was. There really is a backlash against a black guy in a dress. And he kind of explained that a little bit to us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Tyler Perry does it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's changed that, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember. I know. We. The older ones. The devil made me do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That was Geraldine.

[Josh Arnold]

I've only seen clips and stuff. Yeah. But they're always amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny. Okay. I'm sorry, Pat. We had a story yesterday that you. I know, wanted to take off on. This was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the guy at the French Open.

[Tom Griswold]

At the French Open. And the essence of it was one of the players was having a, let's just say a gastro issue. And he really had to go to the bathroom. And the way the rules work is you can't just, right in the middle of things, get up and leave. However, he was able to explain to the. The judge that this was a matter that could not wait, if you will. So he. A 21 year old. His name was Arthur. Gia, I believe. Gia. I'm not sure how you pronounce, but

[Pat Godwin]

he's 21 now, at my age, if I were in a game like that, I'd have to leave a couple times. Oh, no, really, all of us men over 50 would agree that we have this issue and that inspired this, which is a Pat Godwin tribute.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've done a parody of a. Of a Tim Cavanaugh song, but I've never done a parody of one of my own songs, you know. Smells like weed, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I took a little twist on it. Everywhere I go I have to pee. Every hour or so is guaranteed. I spent half the day at the lava tree. Everywhere I go I have to pee. Oh, you know, I do two times a night or sometimes three. In my dreams I'm taking a pee. My prostate's the size of Tennessee. Everywhere I go I have to pee. I was a bedwetter. I blame it on my Irish setter. I grew up with frustration. Now it's the constant feeling of urination. The constant feeling of urination. When I take a plane, I get an aisle seat. I don't drink. Oh, I don't eat. I screwed up one. Sand hatchablis all fly long. I had to pee. The pool or my pants, I have to pee. Maybe I shouldn't drink so much tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. It would appear from, by the way, from this story from the Associated Press, that the gentleman at the French Open tennis tournament Sunday did not have to pee. No, it was apparently of a more serious order.

[Chick McGee]

A major transaction.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So in. In. In the, in the parlance of tennis, I believe it was deuce.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are you just saying that or that's actually the report.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's quite clear that it was.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Number two, The umpire. It says here the umpire allowed it due to medical circumstances.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how does it say how long he was gone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, he threatened to do it right there, didn't he? Didn't tell the guy, hey, I'm going to have to go.

[Chick McGee]

He said I was going to go on the court. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He said to the chair umpire in French, I need to go to the Bathroom. I can't move anymore. I'm going to go on the court. Yeah, but that would have been.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't everyone different as far as that major transaction? Some people take longer than other people.

[Tom Griswold]

My guess is this was an immediate evacuation. He had a gastro issue, so. And typically at the French Open you wear white. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that would have been bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Extra unpleasant.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you playing on clay? No, no, that's all me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Have we finished our sports broadcast? I guess we have.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah, honey, about half hour ago. I'm sorry I slipped and called you honey. Some of our private lives sneaking out on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Kristi Lee's over there at the Bob and Tom news desk. What are you going.

[Christy Lee]

Fantasizing about someone other than your partner doing sex may be more common than you think. Researchers say it does not automatically signal problems though in a relationship. In this new study, scientists surveyed nearly 55 or 550 people in committed sexual relationships and found that sexual fantasies often vary depending on the situation. During self pleasure, more than half fantasized about someone other than their partner, while about a quarter focused only on their partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And hold on a minute. So during self pleasure, a quarter were thinking about their partner.

[Christy Lee]

A half. We're thinking about someone else.

[Tom Griswold]

So where's the other 25?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said. What are the other 25% thinking of?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably cool cars,

[Christy Lee]

maybe during sex with their partner. About 35% said they thought only about their partner, while roughly 40% reported thinking about someone else at least some of the time.

[Chick McGee]

Would that be considered again? We have multitasking, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're.

[Chick McGee]

You're kind of busy and then you.

[Josh Arnold]

Why can't you multitask? I can. Last night I was banging you and thinking about your sister. That didn't help this argument, did it?

[Tom Griswold]

Let me ask. And why the hell did Shout out yes, I love you, Girth master. Where'd you learn that?

[Chick McGee]

Here's a conundrum. Would you trade if your significant other could always read your mind and hear your thoughts for millions and millions of dollars?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Never.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Because even you can't help your thoughts sometimes. And even. Even it would take a very.

[Chick McGee]

A very special relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No one really understands you.

[Chick McGee]

I was just joking in my mind when I said that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's impossible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's.

[Chick McGee]

It's probably best. People can't read your mind.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't there a movie where Mel Gibson

[Josh Arnold]

could read every Woman's what women want.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they made what men want. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see the movie what Dog. Dogs want.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But first, I want to get back to this for just one second. Could you. What was the last set of stats there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, see, once again, we have a discrepancy because 35% thought about their partner during sex. 40% reported thinking about someone else at least some of the time. So once again, we have 25% of the people. Did they just simply not take the survey or.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of those surveys also say,

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, I don't want to respond

[Chick McGee]

plus or minus 3% or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I wondered. So do people think. I wish they'd been more clear. Are people thinking about like, I don't know, movie stars or porno people?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, exes. I mean, that could be a thing. Co workers.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever think of people but they have no face?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I know a lot of women who do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know any guys who do that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Women are very known for doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Or just a part of the body. Yeah. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they really do.

[Josh Arnold]

They just think about a sort of a faceless lover.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it's not like you're looking at somebody and they have like a, you know, a call. No, but they.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it's not someone you can identify or.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think guys do that.

[Christy Lee]

I think guys have to have zero in on someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. The percentage of people that would like to fill out this survey in front of their significant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it'd be totally different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is. This would be a huge argument.

[Christy Lee]

This is a fight starter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know the answer to anything, but. Yeah, there seems to be a lot of non answers on this thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm grateful. I think every. I'm pretty focused on who's with me.

[Christy Lee]

As you should be.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you know, it works for me.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I'm someone else.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It works.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're. What, Rob Lowe, or call me Jerome.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it okay if I finish thinking about Gilligan from Gilligan's Island?

[Chick McGee]

He's. Well, yeah, I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not? Do you ask her to hit. Hit you with her hat?

[Chick McGee]

What's the Gladys ormf me from laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

I know there's. There's that old. The old setup. What is it again? Something like. With a couple. You'd say, okay, you're allowed to have one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, free pass or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Free pass. But it has to be somebody famous, right?

[Joe Walsh]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And what are they? There's Africa.

[Josh Arnold]

Hall Pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And then apparently there's a new movie about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's also a 10 year old movie called Hall Pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I guess there's all. There's one that just came out.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

That same.

[Chick McGee]

I would bring up a couple on stage during the comedy tour and I would ask the, the wife, the, the girl and relate. Do you have a celebrity that you would like to, you know? And they would always Ryan Gosling or Brad Pitt or then I'd ask the gentleman, which one of your wife's friends do you want? And they just love. Yeah, the guy that wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And every. Every once. So there'd be a guy stupid enough to answer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be a long car ride home.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a good idea. Yikes. What's coming up, Christy Lee? I know we got sexy time with Ali Breen. We're going to talk with Kenny Wayne shepherd about the project he's got going on.

[Christy Lee]

And normally at the next break we talk about history. I don't know if you want to do that or not, but.

[Tom Griswold]

What day is today? I'll find something.

[Christy Lee]

Today's May 27th.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to tell you about something. The reality of the world right now with respect to owning a home. If you own your own house, house, you may have noticed that or heard anyway that it's probably worth a lot more than it was just a few years ago. The stats are kind of staggering. For whatever reason houses are, they've more or less doubled in price in the last 10 years. So if you, if you had a house you bought 10 years ago, it's probably worth a lot more now. In the last five years they've gone up 40 to 50% on average. May not apply to you, but it's certainly worth looking into because you can take advantage of that equity. Equity without actually selling your house. Because if you sell your house, well, all the boats are rising at the same as the sea goes up, as they say. So.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to buy a new one, it's also going to cost more. But the point of this is you can actually pull some of that equity out by refinancing your house and use some of that cash for whatever you want to use it for, which might mean a new kitchen, I don't know, a new whatever you're into. A new patio, maybe a nice car, getting Rid of those high, high bills that you're paying on your credit card, the high interest rates, et cetera, et cetera. This is what they do at American Financing. They're called America's Home. For home loans, they can tell you in about 10 minutes if doing a refi would help you out. For example, their average client right now has knocked about 800 bucks a month off their mortgage payment. They're also, they have a program, at least for a limited time, that might work for you in which they can delay two mortgage payments. Only way to find out about this is just take a few minutes to talk to them. You can reach them at 866-889-2611. It's easier to remember this American financing.net and do me a favor and do it. BobandTom we gave you the tip on this. It might work for you. It obviously depends very specifically on your circumstance. But if you think you've got a lot of equity in that house you want to take advantage of, visit american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the fives start at 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611 for details about credit costs and terms. Visit american financing.net bobandtom average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

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[Chick McGee]

logo Bless you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Top Show. We're back at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy, you had a sneezing fit during the commercial work.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Same stuff, different day.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how it is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Suppose actors on the sets of porno say the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Hump day.

[Pat Godwin]

Humpty.

[Christy Lee]

Humpty.

[Chick McGee]

I told you that. When we went over and we were on the set of a very low budget adult cinema, she was standing around naked. The guy was naked. And our producer at the time, Dean and I, we're, we're driving, we're standing around the water cooler having a bottle, you know, a bottle of water, just going, yeah. So I forget what was. It might have been the NCAA tournament. We're talking about basketball.

[Josh Arnold]

Very much a job, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. The Human mind takes away some of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Do they have the. The. The bad porno music band right there on set?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be amazing playing the live band.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be funny if during a porno they. The camera pans over and you've got the guy playing that, you know, bad version of Wawa guitar right there on the set. Let's see. Today in history. May 27th. Oh, I'm laughing already.

[Chick McGee]

27, you are wild Bill Hickok.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, born in this date in 1837. Always embarrassing when he was a kid and had to do last name first at school. Wild cock hick Bill, whatever it would be. Is he the guy that got killed during the poker. Poker game? Is that him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Tombstone.

[Josh Arnold]

He. Kid. No, he.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I forget, did he have the hand and. And his famous last words were I fold.

[Chick McGee]

Aces and eight.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, whatever. Oh, this is. This guy was great in 1911. Happy birthday. The great Vincent Price.

[Josh Arnold]

He was great.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what he's most famous for, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

The Thriller video with Michael Jackson accent

[Chick McGee]

and trying to say the phrase Yalls neighborhood in a cool way.

[Christy Lee]

It was the. I remember most from the Fly.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a nerd. Many, many, many.

[Christy Lee]

He was in many films, but yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

obviously a great voice and the voiceover in Thrillers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Almost as creepy as. Almost as creepy as Michael Jackson talking about sleepovers with young boys.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, see, I knew I shouldn't have mentioned.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, now here we go. This guy, genuine war hero, Christopher Lee. You know who he was, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad guy in a lot of movies. Christopher Lee. He had a. We talked to him once because he had a.

[Chick McGee]

You would recognize.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a heavy metal Christmas album. Was. It was a Christmas album, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm unfamiliar. He was in all those Hammer films.

[Tom Griswold]

He was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know who he is.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a Bond villain.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say he was.

[Christy Lee]

And he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he Lord of the Rings and in Star wars he fights Yoda.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He died in 2015.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was tall man and believe it or, he actually had a couple of Guinness World records of all random stuff for acting. Let's see, 1923, the birthday of Henry Kissinger. I always thought he'd be a Great Bond villain.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. President.

[Tom Griswold]

We dealt with the security of the Middle East. No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die like

[Josh Arnold]

power is the ultimate.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he live to be a hundred or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this guy is born in 55. Richard Schiff.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's a beard. Beard Guy. Yeah, he was in West Wing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Very good. No, he went by Richard. Dick Schiff is affliction one gets from wearing too much wet underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, who knew?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. Yeah. Chafing.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'd go by Richard then, too.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Josh, your tests are back and you have Dick Shift.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know who Shift is. I just never knew his name. Sorry, Mr. Shift.

[Tom Griswold]

Rafe's brother Joseph finds both good actors. Terrific actor. Okay, now this has his real name, which sounds like a Monty Python joke. His real name is. I'm not making this up. Joseph Alberic Twistleton Wykem Finds.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. I don't know whether as British as I can.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know whether I like Twistletum or the other one.

[Tom Griswold]

Wykem.

[Chick McGee]

Wykem. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do they have so many names that sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like royalty or do they

[Tom Griswold]

have sounds like a law firm?

[Josh Arnold]

If it's. If it's purely British, There's a lot of cousin names.

[Chick McGee]

Probably because they're such an old country. There's only. There's a limit to how many times you can use a name or amount

[Josh Arnold]

of inbreeding as well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But Al.

[Chick McGee]

Prince Charles's ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Alberic Twistleton W and Finds. Sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot afford them.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but yes, he's a terrific actor. Oh, this guy's good, too. Paul Betony.

[Josh Arnold]

He is good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was the Beautiful Mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't give away, Don, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

He's in it, that's all.

[Chick McGee]

Or is he?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love this guy. Jack McBrayer. You know who he is?

[Josh Arnold]

He's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the really happy guy.

[Chick McGee]

Perpetual smile on his face.

[Josh Arnold]

30 Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

In 30 Rock.

[Josh Arnold]

The. The. The page.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's great in everything. He's got that. You'd love that show he's got.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know who he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Zillow Gone Wild.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does. He.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

He's wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

I actually got to do a little

[Josh Arnold]

improv with him once.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, you did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But back before he was 430 Rock. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's an odd fact about him on this list. It says he's the 15th most popular graduate of the University of Evansville.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

You know who else is up there? The great Ron Glass.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You really like him, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Ron Glass from Barney Miller. Love that.

[Christy Lee]

I did know that.

[Chick McGee]

Pedestrian at best.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Terrific.

[Chick McGee]

The nuanced, often mistaken for being absent.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's in the original, it's,

[Tom Griswold]

oh, 1975. Happy birthday, Andre 3000. That's a. That family tree goes way back.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember what band he was a part of?

[Tom Griswold]

Outcast.

[Josh Arnold]

Heck yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. What's your favorite Outcast song, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

That is the big one.

[Chick McGee]

Or I like the way you move. And I do like the way you move.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. 1703St. Peter. St. Petersburg was founded by

[Chick McGee]

Peter, Peter.

[Tom Griswold]

Peter the Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I mean, actually, to his friends, he was Peter. Not so great.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's pretty bold to name a town after yourself. I mean, having a kid and naming him after you is slightly. I don't know. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you would have done narcissistic. Oh, no, no.

[Joe Walsh]

Do that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't recommend that.

[Chick McGee]

Call him tj.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you why I don't recommend

[Chick McGee]

that one off the air.

[Josh Arnold]

The kid could be an embarrassment is

[Tom Griswold]

what he's afraid of. Oh, embarrassed. Wasn't embarrassing. But yeah. To name a city after you, that's. That's ballsy.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people do that, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

You, you'd want to have Christieberg.

[Christy Lee]

No, I wouldn't do it, but Joshville, Chicktown, Chick Town.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds cool.

[Christy Lee]

Chicktown Zone's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Chickville.

[Tom Griswold]

Golden Gate Bridge opened on the state in 1937 to pedestrian.

[Christy Lee]

Pedestrians. Ah, cars were the next day. Oh, that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

An estimated 1700 people have jumped.

[Christy Lee]

How many?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. 1700.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would have guessed more, honestly.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes you rethink the beginning of those credits to Full House. If you look.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever happened to predictability?

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody ever aied that while that's playing they show someone jumping off? If they haven't, please do ruin your week.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch the documentary the Bridge about the Golden Gate Bridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't they put nets up and right

[Josh Arnold]

off the bat they have topgolf nets. But.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how many people died building the bridge?

[Josh Arnold]

72.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think we're going to switch gears here? We're going to come back and talk with Kenny Wayne Shepard about his latest project, the great guitarist. Also coming up, sexy Time with Allie Breen right here. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it is Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pack Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. And hello, everybody. I think we're gonna hook up with the great guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepard. There he is on the big screen. A Kenny, on a serious note, I want to say you were a part of the services for Jimmy Ursay, and it was. That was masterful. I mean, you got up there by yourself and just. I mean, that was such a sad occasion. And your guitar did all the talking. I just want to say thank you on behalf of everybody there. That was brilliant.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate that.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

I was honored to have been asked by his family to do that. And Jim was a longtime friend. We were friends for over 20 years. And he was just one of the most interesting human beings that I ever met and had the biggest heart. And I just really admired that man. And we had some really great times together. So just a huge loss. I mean, we just. Just had the one year anniversary of his passing and it certainly, you know, brought up a lot of memories and I'm just grateful to have known him.

[Tom Griswold]

Just on a odd note, did you ever get to handle any of the cool guitars that you had in the collection?

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Oh, yeah, like, very famously. I got to, as a matter of fact. So, like, well, you know, you may remember, but he put together the Jim Ursay Band. And so this is a thing that goes back 20 years, like to when they first won the super bowl in Miami. And so he threw a party the night before the super bowl down in Miami, where they were playing the Chicago Bears the year that the Colts won. And we had. He had a dinner party and then there was this spontaneous jam that happened. So, like, it was me, Kenny Arnoff, it was the core of the Joe Mercy band that did this tour with his collection years later, but me, Kenny Arnoff on drums, Stephen Stills, John Mellencamp, Mike Mills on Bass from R.E.M. like, and we just got up and just totally impromptu jammed for like, I don't even know, like an hour or two hours. And it was this incredible experience. And then the next day went to the super bowl and the Colts win. And it was this cool thing. And it kind of became this tradition when we would go to games and everybody would be there that we would get together and jam. And so years later, Jim decided he wanted to display his collection. And then he. It evolved into, like, we got to get the band together and do a concert. And so anyway, long story short, you know, we did two shows at Lucas Oil Stadium and we played many shows across the country and big venues and stuff. And in the middle of the show they would bring a number of those guitars out on stage and hand them to me and I would play them. So the, the coolest moment was they would bring the David Gilmour black Stratocaster to me and hand it to me and then we would play Comfortably Numb and I would get to play that song on that guitar. And I like to think that, you know, when Jim first bought the guitar, he bought it and at that time it was the most money ever paid for a guitar. It was like just under 4 million bucks. And then years later I play the guitar on tour for a couple of years and then it sells for a record 14 million. So I figure, you know, oh man, you added value.

[Christy Lee]

Kenny.

[Tom Griswold]

The Midas touch. We're speaking.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

I'm joking.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with the great guitarist Kenny Wayne shepherd and you got a bunch of stuff going on. I know that you're going to be doing a tour all over the place, including overseas. You also, if I want to get this story right, you have gone back and visited one of your earlier projects again. Tell me about that. Exactly what, what did you do to it?

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

So basically this, this is the 30 year anniversary of my debut album that Better Heights. So it's my first record. I recorded this album when I was 17 years old and it was released and you know, it did very well. It went on to go platinum, sold over a million copies. It l really put me on the map. And it's the music that introduced me and my band to the world and helped us establish this, this relationship with our fan base. It's been with us over three decades. So it's a special record. And so we did an anniversary edition of the album. We went in and re recorded it in the studio. Now we didn't. This is not a recreation of the original album, but we also didn't try and completely reinvent it. So it's like this is the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band of 2026 playing the songs that put Kenny Wayne Shepard on the map. 1996.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Noah singing now? Yeah.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

And so that's the one record that we had a different singer on the first album, Corey Sterling. And then we parted ways after that tour and that's when Noah Hunt and I got hooked up and he's been with me ever since. It's the one album in my entire catalog that he was not a part of. So it gave him an opportunity to Have a version with his voice on it. And a lot of fans have often wondered what that album may have sounded like if he had been in the band back then. So you have that.

[Tom Griswold]

That now I see. Now I. It's my understanding you're currently working on a covers album. Am I getting this right?

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Yeah. So we're doing the tour for the 30th anniversary tour right now for Ledbetter Heights. And in between, like, when we have stops, I just bought a studio for myself here outside of Nashville. And so we've been jumping in the studio trying to finish up this cover album. And so it's not your average cover album.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, we.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Everybody mentions Kenny Wayne shepherd, and it's always blues guitarist, blues guitars. And, yes, we love the blues and we play the blues, but the blues has been, you know, always the foundation of my music. But I would say we really kind of straddled the line between blues and rock and roll. And so we did a rock and roll cover album just to remind everybody that we're also a rock band. And I chose songs deliberately that would be, like, outside the box. So if you saw the track listing, you would be like, what, Like, Kenny Wayne Shepherd's doing Billy Idol. Kenny Wayne Shepard's doing Genesis in Excess. Like, you know, what is this? And it's. On the surface, it seems weird, but then you listen to it and it sounds really fun, really incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. Do you remember the first either record or cassette that you ever bought when you were a kid?

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Well, I actually did not buy records when I was a kid because my dad was a dish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've met. He's been in here.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

That's right. Yeah. So, like, I had access to, you know, you guys get promos of everything, or at least back then. Yeah, download links. But, yeah. So I had this massive music catalog that was at my fingertips. LPs, cassettes, CDs, anything and everything in my case.

[Tom Griswold]

And thanks for asking. The first record I got was Papa Umau MAU by the Rivingtons, which I loved. They were a gospel band that did this freaky song. Do you remember anything, really? Just odd and kid like that. You just loved when you were little.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Well, now that you mentioned that, it just. That in itself reminds me of an Oak Ridge Boy song called Elvira.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

And because they sing something that sounds just like that in the chorus. And so I loved Elvira. I loved a lot of country music growing up as well. Not just blues and stuff, but outside the box. I mean, a lot of people ask Me. What do I listen to now? Like, if I'm around the house and I'm just putting music on for, like, the, you know, whatever mood, like, I generally will default to, like, 1940s, like, big band swing stuff because I find that that music is appropriate for every occasion.

[Tom Griswold]

Asian, cool.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's. It's nice to, you know, everybody has, like, a song that is so dorky. They don't want to tell people they really like it. Like, I like the song in a 1, 2, 3, red light. Like a. Just a. That's a terrible song. No, it's not. It's great, fun pop song.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

I'm not. I'm not really. I don't have any, like, hidden things in my closet about music. I'm pretty predictable and I'm pretty transparent. But I have a high. I have a high bar that I have set for music, like, so I wouldn't have anything embarrassing because for me to really enjoy it, I feel like it has to be. Meet a really high standard.

[Josh Arnold]

Kenny, is there anybody out there that we should know of that we don't yet, that you listen to?

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Well, there's a lot of artists. There's a lot of young artists. So I don't know whether you know about them or not, but, like, in my world, old, there's incredible younger generation coming up. Like, there's this guy, Marcus King, who's an amazing guitar player and singer. There's a lot of females in the blues rock genre that are coming up. Samantha Fish is really incredible. If you haven't heard of her. I'm working with an artist named Ali Venable right now in the studio the last two weeks, producing and helping her. We wrote and I'm producing her new record. And she's really, like, on fire as well. So in my world for blues and blues rock, there is this really cool, cool next generation of young players that's coming up. Reminds me when I was a kid, but, like, these guys are doing it. They're doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Kenny, Wayne shepherd, always a great pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

He's in his garage. What's the car behind you? What do you look? What are you working on there?

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Well, there's two. So if I pick this up like, that is a night. That's a 1964 Dodge 330.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

And behind it is a 2013 Viking Viper GTS.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So, so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful. And there's guitars on the garage wall.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Guitars. That's my life And Kenny, what's that.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that address again?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You look great. Please, please give our best to Noah. We always love seeing you guys. And maybe you can get your. Get yourself in here and do a couple of tunes for us when you're around town. Lots of spots coming up in October, including Lexington, Kentucky, Bristol, Tennessee, Ann Arbor, Michigan. You're going to be all over the place and including in Fort Wayne and Carmel, doing some great stuff in November and on the road all summer. Thanks for your time and best of luck with the new project. Look forward to hearing it.

[Christy Lee]

Good to see you.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Thanks, guys. Always a pleasure.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Kenny.

[Tom Griswold]

And so articulate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Joe Walsh]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, I had no. With that car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, you know, I saw it and I was gonna say we were

[Josh Arnold]

all kind of wondering.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like there used to be a thing in Cream magazine. C R E E M. Yeah. The music Long Departed. Great magazine. There's actually a book by the way of. Of all those compilations. They had a thing called Stars Cars. And they would have pictures of, you know, whatever. Aerosmith and their. Which was always fun. But I was. If you think about. There are certain artists that are super into hot rods. The late Jeff Beck, Clapton. Brian Setzer is a big hot rod guy.

[Christy Lee]

Big guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a really interesting thing to. I would. Why there probably. Maybe there's something online now that does that where you get some of these guys and some of these ladies talking about their cars and what they're into and what's. What they have.

[Christy Lee]

The guy from ACDC was all into cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, his story was. We talked to him, the singer from acdc.

[Josh Arnold]

Brian Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Brian Johnson. Yeah. Obviously the one that was alive. He. The story was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bon Scott doesn't drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he doesn't drive too much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the story was they asked him to write his. His an autobiography and he goes, no, I can't remember anything. And then someone said to him, well, you're a car guy. Why don't you tell us about every car you've ever owned? And that's. That was his long launching point, his trigger. And we could all do that, except Christie's book would be 80 pages long.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wood. Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But that's. That's just. Be a fun thing to see what they're. What kind of cars they're into, so. Good question, Christy. Thanks for.

[Christy Lee]

No, I just. I'm. You know me. I wanna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I could kind of tell it was something exotic. The one in front. I couldn't see the yeah, Viper.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was, I thought it was a Chevelle or something. So I was not too far off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, Very cool. Now, coming up, it's going to be sexy.

[Christy Lee]

From cars to sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time with Ali brain.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

It if the gods of electricity are with us. When we come back, it'll be live from London, Ali Breen with Sexy time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Neil's desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. And hello Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And since this is radio and they can't see, Alman is feeding the baby right now. As we speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Boy, that thing is really. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Really slurping sound now, I believe. Are we going to go to the electronic. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the beautiful Ali Breen. Is that an English garden behind you?

[Ali Breen]

That is an English garden behind me, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I've. I've heard that it's in the 90s in England today. Is that correct?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. And air conditioning is not a big thing here, so it is really hot. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and showers aren't a big thing either. A lot of the places just have bathtubs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, Ally, uh, it's always a great pleasure to see.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, you too.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on tour and you're playing. What is it called? The Top Secret.

[Ali Breen]

The Top Secret. Yeah. I already played Top Secret this. This time around. But I'm going to be at the Camden Eye tomorrow night, and then I'm going to be at the Top Secret in New York. Not this Friday, but next Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

The international traveler, that is Ali Breen. Ali is also, some would say, a sex. I don't approve of that word. Josh, how do you feel about it?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on the fence. I like sex, but I hate portmanteau.

[Tom Griswold]

And portmanteau is not a position. It's when they combine two others to make a new one. Yeah, I think it should be. And the way this works is people write alley letters at A L, L, I B R E E N with their love troubles, and we. We fix them. I mean, we're batting, what, rock solid? 70 out of a thousand. Okay, good. So let's get to our letters. Ally, what have you.

[Pat Godwin]

You got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband of 22 years just decided he wanted to get more experimental in bed and started asking for some crazy stuff like getting tied up. I'm trying to roll with it, but I don't even get where this comes from. Porn onlyfans. Is he cheating? Why would he suddenly want to try stuff like this after so long?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, with that attitude. It sure is going to be great for him.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Is that from watching pornos? I. I don't know.

[Ali Breen]

I could be just watching regular movies at this point. Everything's gotten so great. Like euphoria or, you know, isn't it

[Josh Arnold]

just after 22 years?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

God, shake it up a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Or else he will go somewhere else.

[Chick McGee]

Potentially.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't have to live under a rock.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never. I mean, I don't watch people get tied up, but I know of it.

[Christy Lee]

That you can do these bondage things during sex.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't. I don't want to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to have things to do. I don't want to be tied up.

[Chick McGee]

You're too. You're too busy to be tied up. I've got things to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to be tied to the bedpost. And I don't care if she's making a sandwich. I've got things to do.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy's putting an effort in here to keep things exciting and fun so he doesn't stray.

[Tom Griswold]

So maybe do your. Maybe do some homework.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't stray.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe do some homework and find something interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta keep it fresh.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gonna get out and Tom's right. Decide something you would like.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe surprise him. Do a little bit. I don't know where you do homework on this topic, but you are more

[Josh Arnold]

than welcome, obviously, to suggest to him something you would like to try.

[Tom Griswold]

Surprise him with it.

[Christy Lee]

Does he want to be tied up

[Tom Griswold]

or does he want to tie her up?

[Christy Lee]

Because that might be an issue.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounded like he wanted to be tied up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, but does that go both ways when people like that or it's one or the other?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Ali Breen]

But I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you tie him up and you can do whatever you want.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You can take. You take. You can take his credit card. Take his credit card. Go to Nordstrom. See how long that erection lasts.

[Chick McGee]

What is the great. The great thing? Drew Hastings has said. So I was, you know, choking her and. And she passes out. So I got some time for myself. I made a sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

He might change his mind, though, if she, you know, force feeds him three Viagras and then takes the credit card and goes shopping. He can't touch anything. This is going to be a weird night.

[Christy Lee]

Awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm just saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he loves him. She's not gonna do that well, but

[Tom Griswold]

she needs to do some homework. I don't know what this guy's into, but maybe do a little bit of exploring and see. See what works. Let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

I think uncomfortable talking about.

[Christy Lee]

You don't even want to.

[Ali Breen]

To be.

[Christy Lee]

You never relax.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to be tied up for any reason at all.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. This is really agitating Tom very much.

[Josh Arnold]

This is those. The letter writer wrote in and said, I'm going to tie Tom up today. That's how you're reacting.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like, no, I'M outside in the parking lot right now.

[Ali Breen]

We're waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Next thing I know, I've got my dog licking my face.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not always going to lick.

[Chick McGee]

What if you find out that. That that's exactly what you like? You like. You like giving up control, you like being tied up and you have the most earth shattering orgasm you ever had. Yeah, what are you going to do then?

[Tom Griswold]

I quit this job, sell all my goods and. Oh, higher and higher out. Okay, let's take our next letter. What do you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend lost her job and seems to be in no rush to get another one. I work from home, so she's now here with me all day long and doesn't really cook or clean or even make the bed in the morning. We go out or order dinner pretty much every night. And I pay. I can afford it. But I'm getting really annoyed by all this. How do I tell her she needs to do something?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need to tell her that you want to break up. That's what you need to tell her. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, she's really lazy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she might be real depressed. Impressed too, that it's kind of hard. It's tough out.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe getting up and making the bed would improve her attitude.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good start. Maybe you should get a real job

[Tom Griswold]

out of the home. Like stop working.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this guy shouldn't have to do anything.

[Josh Arnold]

No look at all. But she even she knows that that's an insane.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people work from home alzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, well, they should go work at a coffee shop.

[Christy Lee]

Give her some space.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine, a friend of mine. A friend of mine who's got a kind of a good job, shall we say. He during COVID started working at home and since then has more or less done that all the time. And his wife laid down the law very early on. Oh, you can do this. But I am not making you your lunch. I am not your secretary. This is. If you want to work here, great. But that's the room. And. But yeah, no, this guy, I don't know how he delicately says to her, you got to start doing something.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a recommendation. It's going to take a little bit of extra work on your part, dude, but say things like, hey honey, will you help me make the bed real quick. Hey honey, can you help me have her join you in some of this stuff and then it may shift into she does it. I'm just saying that's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the premise for a movie. And here's what happens. Josh in the movie she starts helping him and pretty soon she's sitting in on the zoom calls and pretty soon they realize she's better at his job than she is. And the next thing you know she kicks him out and takes his job and his life is ruined. It's a great movie, terrific idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And Lenny Kravitz comes and plays a concert and she falls in love with

[Ali Breen]

Lenny Krapp and they run off together. Yeah, perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got this one. Another big. Another Good. We're two for two. Let's get to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Ally, we're killing it. Dear Allie, is there any way to FaceTime with your boyfriend without him trying to get you to show him your boobs?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, sadly no. I'm sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, unless there's a visual involved.

[Christy Lee]

I mean you're probably the only one in this room that really does a lot of FaceTiming. I would think since you have long distance relationship. Is that an issue?

[Ali Breen]

No, I never had an issue with that. But we also don't actually FaceTime that much. We just do more regular calls. We're so old school. Yeah, I think it's probably a young thing where, you know, also boys are probably more excited by boobs when they're younger.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute fellas, you want to, want to weigh in on that just by show of hands?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm more excited by boobs when they're young. Younger.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, to clarify, thanks. When you said that's not a big deal, does that mean you don't do it or it's not all that interesting to you?

[Ali Breen]

Showing boobs or FaceTiming?

[Tom Griswold]

No. While FaceTiming, you know.

[Ali Breen]

Oh yeah. Well because we're not really. We're just having like a normal conversation. So if he was all of a sudden like can I see your boobs? It wouldn't be very sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but it's boy, let's try and see relationships.

[Ali Breen]

I think I was more of like, like a like phone sexy or person long distance.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry Ellie, we didn't hear you take your boobs up.

[Tom Griswold]

We are just hitting 100% helping these people today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is of course that's what's happening. But isn't it just a mild annoyance? Yeah, and I'm not saying taking your boobs out is a mild annoyance. I'm saying saying no, I'm not doing that right now.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that just move on.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when you're at your parents house or Something.

[Christy Lee]

Or at the grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, show me one. Oh, wait a minute. I got an idea. I've got an idea. If you have one of those gizmos where you can make the background change, blur it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One of those gizmos on your zoom

[Ali Breen]

call, just, like, green screen background.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Whatever it is. You could, you could press a button and all of a sudden have, like, photographs of priests. Oh, my God. Just stuff that would immediately make him feel really guilty.

[Ali Breen]

Giving Bible verses.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends what his religious affiliation is. But we could be around pictures of

[Josh Arnold]

his mom behind him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, even better. Thank you. Much funnier. I mean, much more effective pictures of his mom. In fact, I know a guy that could photograph shop and make his mom naked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, problem solved. God, would that be great. That would be so funny. Yeah, he'd never ask again.

[Ali Breen]

Nope, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Or could you do, like, a quim pro quo, if you will, in which you ask. Okay, well, if you want to see these, I'm gonna have to see you. And then not just flash, but have some, you know, awkward or uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, did you say quim pro quo?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Latin term you guys probably aren't familiar with. A lawyer. A lawyer acquaintance of mine. Anyone? Anyone? Tennessee Williams. Okay, sorry. Yeah, let's move forward here. Let's get to our next letter. Ali. Brie,

[Ali Breen]

my best friend is going through a divorce, and I've always had a crush on her husband. She met someone, so she initiated the divorce, and he's pretty crushed. Would it be crazy for me to try to date him? And do I need to ask her permission?

[Christy Lee]

If you want a friend, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

It's crazy. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You won't be friends anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's gotta be. There's a delicate way to do this, but not ask for permission, but just fill her in, I guess. Isn't that common courtesy in a situation like that?

[Christy Lee]

How would you feel if, Or. Oh, by the way, I think I'm gonna ask him to coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Josh. Crazy thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna start dating your mom. Is that okay?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you know, I, I, I'm 48. I think I would react, you know, sort of okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, a mom's still a little

[Christy Lee]

different than, I think, an ex, isn't it?

[Ali Breen]

Totally.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't that happen with. Didn't that happen to some basketball player?

[Chick McGee]

LeBron's mom was dating someone on the team there for a while. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for her.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, she was. Well, Jaden, sweet baby. Jaden, Daniel's mom is.

[Ali Breen]

And she wasn't Scotty Pippen's wife dating someone or something?

[Christy Lee]

Michael Jordan's son?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Scotty. Scotty Pippen is very close to becoming his own uncle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. So these are exes? I. Boy, I, I can't give any advice here. I, I, I kind of. I just wish the best for you. What do you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Read the first line again? I'm a little bit confused as to what's happening here.

[Ali Breen]

I think you'd have to preface it with like. I would never do this otherwise. But since you don't want to be with him anymore, essentially, I don't know, it's. Dear Ally, my best friend is going through a divorce and I've always had a crush on her husband. Yeah, she met someone, so she initiated the divorce and he's crushed. Would it be crazy for him for me to try to date him? And do I need to ask her permission?

[Josh Arnold]

I know this is tough.

[Christy Lee]

It's her best friend.

[Chick McGee]

No, I, I think it's the Seinfeld rule. You just need to be there.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of think so, too.

[Chick McGee]

Tell him that you're there, I'm there

[Ali Breen]

for you, and see what happens.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you need, I'm there.

[Christy Lee]

Usually in this situation, you pick a side, your best friend's gonna be like,

[Tom Griswold]

why are you hanging out with my ex?

[Josh Arnold]

But I get her point. Theoretically, the wife should have no problem with this. She fell in love with. No theoretically.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. You're hallucinating right now, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, I thought I was talking among grown.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Let's be clear for a moment. You can find another best friend. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that's the answer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Well, because honestly, people get mad when their experts dating anyone forget about their best friends. So, yeah, it's gonna be problematic.

[Tom Griswold]

It's hard for women to make friends

[Christy Lee]

after a certain age.

[Tom Griswold]

So I.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you shouldn't lose your.

[Tom Griswold]

I see this as a Hallmark movie with, with. Just let me finish with a murder.

[Josh Arnold]

Again. That's lifetime territory.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we need to go over again what's, what's funny and what's not. Okay, maybe, maybe that's where we should start.

[Tom Griswold]

Many, many funny murder movies involved how to murder your wife with Jack Lemmon. Very funny. Ali Breen is our guest. Ali, thank you so much. And they can look for you at Top Secret in New York. When is that again?

[Ali Breen]

Not this Friday, but next Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And if you want to reach Ali, it's a L L, I B R E E N for sexy time. We certainly appreciate all of your input.

[Christy Lee]

Very, very well in London today.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you, guys. Yes, I will. I'll talk to you soon.

[Christy Lee]

Bye.

[Ali Breen]

Bye.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks hot.

[Christy Lee]

Supposed to be in the low 90s there today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's not that hot.

[Christy Lee]

Is it humid there? It doesn't matter. It's still in the low 90s with no air conditioning. Oh, yeah, that's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's.

[Chick McGee]

I would sit in my garden and sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I heard. I believe it's unusually hot for this time of year in all of Europe

[Chick McGee]

right now and be happy about it.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any event, let's move forward here. We have more to get to. That's very important.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. You know, it's cool right now. It's 79 degrees in London right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, good. Yeah, it's a beautiful day in London.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tomorrow it's 85. Okay. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be back with more England weather in just a moment. Here's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. I, I got it right now. London current temperature 95. Paris current 95 to 91 to 95.

[Christy Lee]

As we're looking at London, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm looking at. Son of a gun, it is London, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when we come back, we'll have that forecast for Belgium.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on, I got Cardiff coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. Desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat. There's Jessica Altman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. And hello. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Champ. G. Two things I want to check off right away here. Number one, Pat Godwin in concert. Yeah, for the last time, pre surgery maybe. So Pat is having his shoulder operated on. So one more show. That's my understanding, after this surgery, his ability in the guitar is going to be significantly upped, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have a Tommy Johns for good guitars.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I thought it was diminished.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. It'll be much better. But that means that this Saturday, this coming Saturday at a place called Shakespeare's Pub in Kalamazoo, Michigan, home of the house Hamlet, you're gonna see. You're gonna see Pat Godwin. I hope everybody goes to see him. Should be a great.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend going and he's much, very much looking forward to say hi.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think. Here's something. I think we all should go to see Pat Saturday night being his last show and all. Tom, what do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Come see the old shoulder.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm busy. I'm sure. The point is best friend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you know, maybe if you're playing closer to my house. I think I'm still busy.

[Pat Godwin]

I could be.

[Chick McGee]

Just tell me. I'd like to be your friend. I'm gonna be your friend as long as it doesn't inconvenience me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the other thing I was gonna say? Oh, the Pop Up Shop. The Bob and Tom Pop Up Store. We popped it back up by popular demand. And there's some cool. There's a trucker hat. There's some cool summer shirts. There's also a long sleeved shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a shirtless shirtless shirt. A shirtless shirt. No, it's a sleeveless shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not like meatless meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like a shirtless shirt would just be the sleeves. That'd be a weird look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some ugly colors though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you can find them by visiting Bob and tom [e-mail].

[Josh Arnold]

i see. That gets people to go to the site and look.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see.

[Chick McGee]

I. I Wore My. The Q95, the curlicue, the latest one into. Of course. Where do I go?

[Christy Lee]

Cvs.

[Chick McGee]

Cvs And I walked in and a gentleman came up, said, I want me one of them. And I said, well, it's, it's online, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. So he, he might be, then.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't just swap it out there?

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I didn't think that was necessary, but I was very close to doing that, if you know what I'm trying to tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, very good. Now, so those are the two things I wanted to get out there. So please, if you get a chance, check out the, the new wardrobe. Now, speaking of wardrobe, Christy, lies. All is the term gussied up. Still used.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

I am not gussied up.

[Chick McGee]

You're a touch gussie.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're gussied.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the, like, the filigreed sleeves. What is that. What is the word I'm looking for?

[Chick McGee]

You know what you are? You're a little tussy. Do they still have tussy? Is that like.

[Christy Lee]

That's a deodorant.

[Chick McGee]

Feminine deodorant.

[Ali Breen]

Spice.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

T U S, S, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Very popular.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not pronounced tus.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not?

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and by the way, that thing you were telling me about is a wart.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I, I, I was just reading it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see you've never heard of Tussie.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's like fds, but it's.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was just a different brand.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, it might.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a. Is it that. That's a feminine hygiene problem?

[Chick McGee]

I believe so. Are you kidding? I'm, I think whatever it is, it's, it's specifically for girls or something.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're not talking.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you spell it?

[Chick McGee]

Evil. Evil woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us about your mom's tussie.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it come in a spray or

[Chick McGee]

a. I'm gonna say spray when I was aware of it, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Also, something about pink cocaine. I don't know anything about that.

[Chick McGee]

That's because you're addicted to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I. They've this. They've got Tussie. They've got Detach Tussy.

[Christy Lee]

Deodorant discontinued.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's T U S S Y. That's why we were confused. Yeah, that's kind of what I've been.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I said.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was T U S S I.

[Chick McGee]

But no Tussie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, where is it?

[Christy Lee]

It was discontinued after many years. Yes, just.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe the people from Tagina bought it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Too dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that it's tgina. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It was a deodorant. It just says it's a deodorant. I don't know where you wanted to put it, but there was a cream and a roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember? Remember?

[Chick McGee]

I. Oh, a cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember? I would always laugh when I heard A Tribe Called Quest.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was a douche. Called Quest.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you. What? What were you going to say? It wasn't Quest, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

But there was. That was actually a. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Way back.

[Josh Arnold]

But. But Quest was. Was what A douche.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was like a powder.

[Chick McGee]

It was a powder.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was another reason for your hair.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was a feminine hygiene thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Quest.

[Chick McGee]

You've rubbed your head in it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Maybe. Potentially.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a shame there's a feminine hygiene powder.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a shame they don't make it anymore because we could have the. Here's your tussie request line. Oh. Brought to you by Qu West. Ladies, don't call until you feel fresh.

[Christy Lee]

There are other feminine powders, if you would like, that are currently on the market.

[Chick McGee]

Are they provocative?

[Tom Griswold]

What are the names?

[Christy Lee]

Lume. L U M. Eaton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's big. That's that big body.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Lumay.

[Chick McGee]

No, Pete.

[Christy Lee]

Pete and Pedro.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Working hard down here.

[Chick McGee]

Pete and Pedro, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

It's very steamy.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually ball powder, but I guess you could use it for women. I don't know.

[Joe Walsh]

Know.

[Christy Lee]

It says feminine. Mega babe.

[Tom Griswold]

Mega babe. Is that for the larger lady?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes with a paint roller.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not big, you're not fat, ladies. You're mega.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Honeybee Gardens.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, be sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll have to pick this up tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

Squeaky cheeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Squeaky cheeks.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. We're just getting going.

[Josh Arnold]

Took us four hours.

[Announcer]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The clock is ticking. Thank you so much for joining us. We'll pick up on this topic tomorrow. This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel, the Hammer Alley Podcast,

[Josh Arnold]

an 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock, but there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Josh Arnold]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987.

[Josh Arnold]

Hammer Alley.

[Kenny Wayne Shepherd]

Ever heard of them?

[Chick McGee]

To rock bottom, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

I was born in 1987. Oh, I can't believe he's doing this. Hammer Alley.

[Announcer]

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