The BOB & TOM Show - May 28, 2025

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The BOB & TOM Show - May 28, 2025: Detailed Summary

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1. Let Your Freak Flag Fly

The episode kicks off with a lively musical segment celebrating the concept of embracing one’s unique quirks. The hosts delve into various “freak” themed songs, discussing classics like "Super Freak" by Rick James and "Freak on a Leash" by Korn.

• Jeff Oskay shares, "Let your freak flag fly is one of the top five songs with 'freak' in it." [05:02]

2. Graduation Experiences

Tom Griswold recounts his recent experience attending his daughter Sally’s high school graduation, humorously criticizing the tradition of holding applause until all graduates have received their diplomas.

• Tom Griswold: "If I were to do another graduation speech, I would make this point. One of the things you, as graduates, need to learn to do. You're getting a lot of nice presents. Thank you notes, please." [30:00]

3. Listener Letters

The show features heartfelt and humorous listener interactions. A firefighter named Ben writes about his eerie encounter with a half-burnt "Tickle Me Elmo" during a house fire rescue.

• Tom Griswold: "There's a half burnt Tickle Me Elmo. It scared the crap out of me." [21:38]

Another listener, Matt from Cincinnati, praises his Raycon earbuds for enhancing his listening experience, especially with classics like David Bowie’s "Space Oddity."

• Matt: "Tonight I listened to David Bowie's Space Oddity. It's an engineering masterpiece." [156:07]

4. Race Car Driver Connor Daly’s Experience

Tom shares an amusing and relatable story from race car driver Connor Daly, who had to relieve himself in his car due to a delay before the Indy 500 race.

• Connor Daly (as recounted by Tom): "I legitimately urinated in my race car before the race even started. We sat in there for 30 minutes." [12:16]

5. Sporting News

The hosts provide updates on the NBA Eastern Conference Finals, highlighting Tyrese Haliburton’s performance leading the Indiana Pacers to a crucial victory over the New York Knicks.

• Josh Arnold: "Tyrese Halliburton had 32 points, 15 assists, 12 rebounds without a turnover." [40:30]

Additionally, a troubling incident is discussed where a man is charged with stabbing Knicks fans at a brewery following an altercation.

• Jeff Oskay: "They're getting attorneys. Wow." [17:53]

6. Endurance Swimming for Shark Awareness

The show highlights Lewis Pugh’s remarkable feat of swimming around Martha’s Vineyard to raise awareness for shark conservation, coinciding with the 50th anniversary of the movie "Jaws."

• Josh Arnold: "Lewis Pugh became the first person to swim a 60-mile trek around the island over multiple days." [59:40]

Tom humorously critiques the use of shark shields, suggesting it somewhat defeats the purpose of facing natural challenges.

• Tom Griswold: "Wouldn’t it be really funny to install a speaker in your kayak and just out of nowhere one day start playing the Jaws theme?" [63:00]

7. Guinness World Record: Mr. Methane

A British man, Paul Oldenfield, aka Mr. Methane, earns a Guinness World Record for the longest career as a flatulist, showcasing his unique talent while dressed in a superhero costume.

• Pat Godwin: "He did not work here anymore." [70:31]

8. Obituary: Rick Derringer

The hosts pay tribute to the late Rick Derringer, a renowned guitarist, songwriter, and singer best known for his hit song "Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo" and his work with Johnny Winter.

• Tom Griswold: "He was a great guitar player and he played on Total Eclipse of the Heart." [78:24]

9. Marubo Tribe’s Defamation Suit

Christy Lee reports on the Marubo tribe of Brazil’s lawsuit against media giants like TMZ and Yahoo for defamation, claiming sensationalized stories portrayed them inaccurately as porn addicts.

• Christy Lee: "The Marubo tribe of Brazil's Javari Valley filed a defamation suit, claiming the Times piece on satellite Internet access suggested the tribe couldn't handle basic exposure to the Web." [111:12]

10. Black Bear in Kentucky Home

A startling incident is shared where a black bear crashed through the ceiling of a Kentucky family's house, landing on their stove. Authorities swiftly removed the bear, ensuring the family's safety.

• Tom Griswold: "There's a guy out front. Hey, watch out." [133:53]

11. Women-Only Parking Spaces in South Korea

The show discusses South Korea’s initiative to introduce women-only parking spaces in Seoul, aimed at making the city more female-friendly. These spots are marked with bright pink outlines and dedicated logos.

• Jess Hooker: "They decided to make it easier for women, including those with babies." [118:34]

12. Declining Nutritional Value of Breakfast Cereals

Christy Lee highlights a study revealing that many popular breakfast cereals have become less nutritious over the past decade, with increased sugar, fat, and salt content alongside decreased protein and fiber.

• Christy Lee: "Researchers found more sugar, fat, and salt in today's cereal boxes, while key nutrients like protein and fiber are going down." [86:51]

13. Relationship Advice with Ali Breen

In the "Sexy Time" segment, Ali Breen offers advice on relationship challenges. One listener questions whether being upset about a partner supporting an ex-girlfriend financially makes her an A-hole. Ali emphasizes the importance of setting boundaries and encourages open communication.

• Ali Breen: "But obviously some other way of getting some help after a year. That's..." [154:11]

Another letter addresses concerns about a girlfriend’s potential infidelity linked to her continuing interactions with an ex after an accident.

• Ali Breen: "You brought it up... Sounds to me like he really wants to do this." [155:45]

14. Final Stories and Wrap-Up

The episode concludes with a mix of humorous and thought-provoking topics, including:

• Traffic-Induced Fast Food Visits: A study from LA County shows that increased traffic congestion leads to a surge in drive-thru visits, adding approximately 1.2 million extra stops annually.

  • Christy Lee: "When traffic slowed, drive-thru visits sped up." [130:15]

• Teen Drivers and Moose Encounters: Reports from Canada about teens facing charges after a car loaded with drugs and a firearm crashed into a moose.

  • Christy Lee: "A pair of teens who collided with a moose are now facing charges after drugs and a firearm were found in their car." [131:27]

• Bear Adventures: Another bear incident where a black bear ended up in a Kentucky home, causing a commotion but being safely escorted out by authorities.

  • Christy Lee: "They were able to run the bear out through an open door." [133:53]

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Notable Quotes:

• "No, you're not alone here. This is bad." — Tom Griswold [25:46]

• "Let your freak flag fly we're not here to judge you." — Pat Godwin [02:21]

• "It's an evolutionary advantage." — Tom Griswold [106:47]

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Conclusion: This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blends humor with poignant discussions on societal issues, personal anecdotes, and unique listener interactions. From the lighthearted celebration of individuality to serious topics like defamation suits and wildlife intrusions, the hosts ensure a rich and engaging experience for their audience.

Transcript

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're pretending to be shy.

[Pat Godwin]

But I see something naughty in your.

[Tom Griswold]

Eye well there's no shame in just.

[Pat Godwin]

Being who you are on the dance floor is a perfect place to start it must be unfurled if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

To show the world Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly Let your freak let your freak.

[Pat Godwin]

Let your freak flag fly we're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Here to ja ja we're just here to love you Let your freak let.

[Pat Godwin]

You freak Let you freak flag fly I see no reason why why you.

[Christy Lee]

Can'T let your freak back fly.

[Pat Godwin]

Run.

[Tom Griswold]

It straight up the pole Gotta show your colors before you get too old you with Elma, I'm Scooby Doo Enough.

[Pat Godwin]

Around here is too taboo Rock the.

[Tom Griswold]

Mystery bed like a water bed break Daffy, Shaggy but don't turn girlfriend. Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly Let your freak let your freak let your freak fly fly we're not here to judge you.

[Christy Lee]

We'Re just gonna love you Let your.

[Tom Griswold]

Freak let your freak let your freak.

[Pat Godwin]

Flag fly I see no reason why you can't let your freak FL.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a liberty bell Smack it with a rebel yell Shake it like a salad toss stitch it like Betsy rob.

[Tom Griswold]

Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly Let your freak let your freak let your freak flag fly we're not here to judge y' all we're just here to love ya Let your freak let your freak let.

[Pat Godwin]

Your freak flag fly Let your freak.

[Tom Griswold]

Let your freak let your freak flag.

[Pat Godwin]

Fly we're not here to cha cha.

[Tom Griswold]

We're Just here to love you we're not here to judge you we're just.

[Pat Godwin]

Here to love you Let your freak.

[Tom Griswold]

Let your freak Let your freak flag fly Let your freak let you freak.

[Pat Godwin]

Let your freak flag fly I see no reason why you can't let your freak flag fly.

[Jeff Oskay]

All you freaks out there, we're talking to you. That's right. It's a freaky day here at the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

So close.

[Christy Lee]

Right on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wasn't necessarily trying to hit anything.

[Christy Lee]

Just trying to talk about around the food in your mouth.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, why?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you had chewed in your mouth earlier.

[Jeff Oskay]

Earlier I did and then I chewed it and swallowed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how that works?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, Obviously live.

[Christy Lee]

Otherwise I would have shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

This would have been much cleane.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christie Lee at the Silac Insurance company news desk. Pat Godwin across the way. Jeff Oscar over there at the sports desk. Chickster on vacation. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Tom, I'm going to say let your freak flag fly is one of the top five songs with freak in it.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the other four?

[Christy Lee]

Super freak.

[Jeff Oskay]

Super freak. Rick James.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

La Freak.

[Christy Lee]

La Freak.

[Jeff Oskay]

La Freak. Oh, freak out. Remember that one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course. A freak on a leash. Corn.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not aware of that one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a good one?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, whatever I think of corn. There was a contest that the station down the hallway did and first prize was a free corn tattoo. Yeah, the guy that won and the corn, they spell it with a K. Oh, yeah. That's the kind of rebels they are. Oh, yeah, I love that about.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it backwards too?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, oftentimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the K is backwards. Oh. Even more significant, those guys are really rebels. They this. So the winner got the got a corn tattoo. A huge one across the back of his neck. So awesome. That'll look good in the old folks home. Hey, honey, you spelled it wrong. You know I like creamed corn. It's good for my dentures.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody, we the same age at that point. And they'll go, oh, man, you were cool back in the day. You might. It might help him out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's nice. I always see it when I'm putting in your enema straw.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of dead tattoos in the old folks home these days.

[Tom Griswold]

That's for sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of Doors tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

You think there's a lot of Doors tattoos?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I think they're gonna Be as many. There are many doors tattoos now as there are gonna be corn tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, if the first prize was a corn tattoo, second prize should be not getting tattooed at all and maybe a little cash.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not a tattoo guy either, but I always like them on other people.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's their song. Is what? Freaky Corn. I didn't hear that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Freak on a leash.

[Tom Griswold]

Freak on a leash. I'm not familiar with that one. I thought we'd shake. Shake things up a little bit today by going upside down and starting the show with Today in History.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I'm not prepared to actually have the playing music. So, Pat, if you wouldn't mind, could you.

[Pat Godwin]

I found that something old.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, it almost sounds like I nailed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Right key and everything.

[Jeff Oskay]

You definitely got the pomp. I don't know about the circumstance.

[Christy Lee]

Are there words to this song?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's all walk down the aisle.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold your applause till we're all done. Except you, of certain ethnicities, obviously aren't gonna obey the rules.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, 80 degrees obviously aren't gonna obey the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, ever go to a graduation? Yeah, get back to me on that.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I was also one of the wilder people.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me I'm wrong. And again, I'm not in favor of that. I think you should be able to go nuts when whoever walks the aisle don't hold your applause.

[Jeff Oskay]

Big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why they keep doing that. It never works. Just embarrasses people. Like I said, it almost got the Vietnamese guy into a fight with the lady next to me. I'm not kidding. Happy birthday. Jim Thorpe, anyone? Jim Thorpe.

[Christy Lee]

Is he a runner?

[Pat Godwin]

He was indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fine athlete at the Olympics. Didn't they take his medals away or something and then give them back? Yeah, there was some. Some problem with that, but very Gladys Knight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she has pips.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. The famous Pips. And what did we determine?

[Jeff Oskay]

She had those removed.

[Tom Griswold]

Pips were.

[Christy Lee]

What were they?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that something in office supplies or something?

[Christy Lee]

Pips.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a pip? The holes in a notebook. I forget what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Personal improvement.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Oh, the great. Turning 80 today, believe it or not. You talk about classic rock. John Fogarty, one of the. One of the greats from Credence and still out there playing and still terrific on stage if you get a chance to see him. Happy birthday to Jake Johnson. Oh, he's a great actor from let's Be Cops.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. New girl. The New Girl and Jurassic World. That guy's really. Safety not guaranteed. That guy's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love that movie. Safety not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm a big fan of that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific movie. Stay till the end, by the way. Now, Pat, here's a trivia question for you. All right, I want to know the name of the company started by these guys. Get ready. 1889, Eduard and Andre Michelin.

[Pat Godwin]

Something to do with tires.

[Tom Griswold]

They were foodies, of course. By the way, what is the connection there?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

The tires.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want to know the honest truth?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they wanted people to use their tires more, so they set up all these locations that people could drive to to try this food so that it would get people to drive their cars more, to use their tires more so that they would have to buy more tires.

[Jeff Oskay]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of an odd connection though. I mean, would you want to have a Goodyear burger?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're Michelin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'm saying the connection between.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nevermind, I've never had. I've never eaten at a Michelin star restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't either.

[Tom Griswold]

And is it the scale, something like just three?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I believe. But there's multiple people who have like, like I believe like Guy Fieri has like two or three at two or three different of his restaurants. So you can actually hold like nine through your three different restaurants that are each three stars.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a significant date in history because in 1923 the Attorney General of the United States said it was legal for women to wear pants in public.

[Christy Lee]

1923.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks for nothing, man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when our country started losing its way.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, we'll get rid of yoga pants.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

That means we have to come back with a song that's one of my favorites of Pat's. Perhaps we'll get to that song coming up in just a few minutes. That sound good, Pat?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of yoga pants. Now this is of course a big day. In 1951, Willie Mays connected for his first major league home run.

[Christy Lee]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

1951. Willie Mays Middle name is Willie. Ironically, we were talking about it before. Corn.

[Pat Godwin]

Corn maze.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta help you guys out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I'm trying to try to make this first break.

[Christy Lee]

I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll just tie right up in a neat bow. Okay. In 1999, in this date, after 22 years of restoration, Da Vinci's the Last Supper was put back on display 22 years.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, I guess you don't want to mess it up, but I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Have taken Tuesday off. Are you kidding? And slow down this process you're working Tuesday we gave you Memorial Day off, you loser.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to get though when they fixed it, they would have put some people on the other side of the table.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really rounded it out.

[Tom Griswold]

That always bothered me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, nobody's eating like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't get the aesthetic of that.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I get the aesthetic, but it's, it's, it's. It's saying this is false. This isn't the way it happened. And by the way, what was. What was served.

[Jeff Oskay]

I forget. It's been a while since I've read the gospel. I don't remember if what they did serve.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe after they served all the wine, the guy's kind of buddied up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

What is wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ask me. They switch sides of the table. Never mind.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Eating from the other side of the buffet, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

In 2018, Coca Cola launched its first alcoholic beverage in Japan. It was called Lemon Dew, a canned lemon cocktail. I don't know how it did, by the way, when Coca Cola entered the booze business. They have not done that here. Am I correct?

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm trying to think of what he wants here.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Why are you giving me an old God?

[Christy Lee]

Well, because I had a dream similar probably last night. I'd like to thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pride myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you wet the bed?

[Christy Lee]

No, this was the other way. I had a high anxiety dream that I had sharded my pants. Well, couldn't get enough toilet paper to clean myself up. Thanks a lot. I blame you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now there's a guy going finally and he's running off the road.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was a dream. But I have to admit, I was a little afraid to wake up and.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very nice. We have a lot going on today. We've got in the news. We have swimming, we have sex. We have a sad obituary as opposed to a happy one. We have a breakfast cereal news.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, what a. We're all fans, aren't we?

[Tom Griswold]

Moose is in the news and pronounced meese pornography in the Amazon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes. It's fascinating. Involving a huge lawsuit. Apparently. They also. Not only they have. They're getting the Internet, the Amazon. They're also apparently getting attorneys. Wow. Well, Mr. Bugabaugh, we can. We can handle your case. We're coming right back. These are the O'Reilly out. That's the guy's name. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today? My car is making this noise.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were talking about high school graduations, college graduations.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's fun time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I just went to one. Congratulations to my daughter Sally graduating from high school. But at the graduation, they make a real big deal about, you know, please don't applaud till they've all received their. And that never works.

[Christy Lee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

And there was a guy in front of me going nuts. I didn't really care, but he almost got into a fistfight with the guy next to me. I'm not kidding. There's a whole weird aspect of this whole thing apparently involving Ted. Offensive. I'm not sure what it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. They still may have been upset, but.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very weird. But I. I have a question. I think they should just say, hey, look, do whatever you want. If you want to applaud, that's great. What about booing? Booing?

[Christy Lee]

Why would you boo?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking. Last in his class, boo.

[Jeff Oskay]

That kid was a dick all year.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just, just saying, you know, I. It's the graduation season.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lots of speeches.

[Christy Lee]

I had to go to the bank and take out a loan to pay for gifts.

[Tom Griswold]

Series of gifts. Okay. Have you ever done a graduation speech?

[Christy Lee]

No. Thankfully, I know you have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a tough crowd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you've got the students. All they want to do is get out of there.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Their parents. Their parents. Parents. And then little kids. I remember when I. The one that I did, the first thing I heard was a Screaming baby. Thanks for getting the sitter. Not too distracted now.

[Josh Arnold]

My niece graduated this past weekend. Congratulations, Delaney. The graduation. 9:30 in the morning on a Saturday on the football field.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

What they're like, we want to get it done and be on with our days. I was like, that is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh no, no. I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

My son says is 3 o' clock this Saturday and I have to stay sober until 3 o' clock.

[Christy Lee]

And it's indoors probably. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

My high school. The high school the girls graduated from. They were an indoor gym graduation till Covid. And then they moved it to the football field. And now they've done it there ever since. Because it was so much better. Yeah, so much better.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You have a lot more space. There's. Everybody's crammed in and I set up the chairs. It was great. No, you sit in the bleachers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's what we do. I mean set up the chairs.

[Tom Griswold]

The kids sit in the bleachers.

[Christy Lee]

We sit in the bleachers and the kids sit in chairs on the floor. They have set up chairs on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

What if it rains?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you would take an umbrella.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we did the football field. Ours went in the evening.

[Christy Lee]

Ours was in the middle of the seven or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like the 9:30am I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I too early on a Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I teach the kids about day drinking. Let's be realistic here. Time to check out the mailbag. But first I'll mention once again, our pop up shop. We have this really cool T shirt out there. I rarely mention the fact that we occasionally throw T shirts and stuff around. But I'm mentioning it now because I really like this one. If you get a chance, you can see [e-mail]. you have a couple of options, I guess. There's a long sleeve and a short sleeve. Yeah, I like that black one.

[Christy Lee]

That's a short sleeve.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the short sleeve. This is a letter from a guy referencing a story we had a couple of weeks ago. This is from a. A fireman. Firefighter.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Brave men and women out there doing that. We always appreciate their hard work saving lives all the time. And I'm not kidding. We had a story about this guy going up and there was a. The only thing that survived the fire was a billy bass. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And it still worked. It was all over the Internet. There's a picture of the billy bass. Billy bass is the famous plastic fish.

[Christy Lee]

That sings Take Me to the River.

[Tom Griswold]

I Have the plastic one in my office. I should dig it up. I've got. Probably needs a new battery. But I'm a big fan. I think it'd be great if you went to, like, a really classy place like the Museum of Modern Art. And you. There's Guernica, and you walk in the next room, there's Billy Bass. You take a little bit of the piss out of the place. This. This is from Ben, and he was doing the firefighting thing. Late one night, we got called to a house fire. We got there, put the fire out. We were sweeping the house to make sure the fire was out. Myself and a few other firefighters went into the attic. When I stepped into the attic, I heard a demonic voice go, hey, don't tickle me. There was a half burnt Tickle Me Elmo. It scared the crap out of me.

[Jeff Oskay]

It had to have. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for making my morning. He says, oh, this is nice. He says, I've written a haiku. Did you know the haiku rules, Josh?

[Jeff Oskay]

I forget them.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it 757 or 575? What is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I never really scared about haikus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I always forgot the yes and I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

If I don't know, I don't know. Fake it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes and kiss my ass. Kiss my ass. Wait a minute. Yes and kiss. Mess. That's not enough syllables, Josh. Now, would you please.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wouldn't know, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't know the rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy. He goes. This is the haiku. This may or may not be within the designated structure. I don't know. The Bob and Tom Show. Delivering laughs all day. Tell Josh I said hi.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the haiku. Isn't that sweet? It's all about you. You pissed all over it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't piss all over it. I didn't know. I don't remember the. The rhythm. Did you? No. You had to ask me.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you're happy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I hope you're happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben, I'm so sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't been happy for eight years.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you are a brave man.

[Pat Godwin]

A br.

[Tom Griswold]

A brave man out fighting fires. And Josh craps all over your day.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. Thanks for the letter.

[Christy Lee]

Mike in Salem, Ohio, good morning. It's fantastic listening to Tom say fish sticks. It's like just the words themselves have boogers on them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, what I've always assumed what you're trying to do is because he goes, fish sticks. You're trying not to say fish sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Because if you just say, hey, I had some Fish sticks last night. Oh, boy. I bet you had to have a lot of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a lot of the things that I, I say are irrational and the things. The way that I act doesn't make any sense, but I don't know why I don't care for fish sticks, but I love it every once while you go to a restaurant and you get the fish and chips and they're great, and that's essentially what fish sticks are.

[Jeff Oskay]

For a while there, there was only a band aid's worth of meat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But the bones.

[Josh Arnold]

What's good?

[Jeff Oskay]

Minced.

[Christy Lee]

Minced fish.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there, is there a good fish stick out there that isn't. Asa is all minced up now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like the Gordons. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll have to try them.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you aren't gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way Kelly will let you have fish sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not the boss of me.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe she is. There's a. Here's a nice letter, if you're just joining us. By the way, thanks so much for being here. And we're here, too. We are here specifically in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom program. We're reading some mail here. This from is from Brad, longtime listener, first time emailer. First of all, he says, no sign of Bigfoot here in Monroe, Michigan. Josh yet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's a common. He goes, I want to tell you guys, I had to switch you off yesterday. I was riding home from my vasectomy, laughing so hard. Started to hurt down there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, good luck with that. I recommend. What is it they say? Frozen peas or corn or whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you can cook them if you're gonna eat them. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no frozen peas on your bag.

[Christy Lee]

A bag on your bag.

[Tom Griswold]

The post vasectomy surgery.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The bag of peas is malleable. You can wrap it around.

[Jeff Oskay]

I got you. I thought it was like the chicken soup of vasectomies. You got one and then you eat.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of frozen peas. This is from Tammy. She writes, I was driving home from work the other night on a dark two lane highway. Oh, this sounds like the beginning of a Stephen King story. It was late at night. I was driving down a highway, two lanes. I rounded the corner. Suddenly on the final rise, walking down the middle of the lane, a large black bear.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

The only reason I saw him in time, writes Tammy. He raised his tail and I saw his B hole. Gave me a Few precious seconds to stop. Then she goes, yes, a bear anus saved my life. Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

She almost literally drove up a bear's ass.

[Tom Griswold]

We have more bears coming up in the news today. A bear that actually falls through the ceiling of a house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yesterday we discussed the story. A gentleman was using a particular song in the bedroom. Yeah, the song was called, like, Sea Hunt or something. What was it called?

[Tom Griswold]

CPAP or.

[Christy Lee]

It was not.

[Pat Godwin]

It was something weird, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sea Hair.

[Christy Lee]

Sea Bait, it was called. It was Sea Bat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sea Bat.

[Christy Lee]

Mohawks.

[Tom Griswold]

The essence of the story was his girlfriend hated it. Hadn't said anything for two years, and finally they broke up because she hated it so much.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We had played a little bit of the song. I would have broken up the immediately.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's abysmal. It's kind of a EDM type thing, but it just doesn't work. At least the portion we listen to is just not. Certainly not sexy at all. Well, Anthony writes, and he says, while in my younger years in the 2000s, my girlfriend and I were starting to strum our filthies. I've never heard that phrase before.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Strum our filthies.

[Tom Griswold]

Not especially romantic when they.

[Jeff Oskay]

He had a mixed CD playing. And in the middle of the throes of passion, Cotton Eyed Joe came. It hadn't been for Cotton.

[Tom Griswold]

I joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'd been married long time ago.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wildly inappropriate.

[Jeff Oskay]

He began to follow the beat, and after a short while, she looked at him and said, are you doing this on purpose? What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

I would have laughed out loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. She made it stop. So she did the right thing by saying something immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that is rough. This here's a little taste of that song that the guy said his girlfriend and I. I guess I'm just.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it starts out.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you're not alone here. This is bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know which beat he's stroking on. It's like. There's not an obvious.

[Christy Lee]

See, it changes here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sort of like deliberately awful.

[Christy Lee]

He stops it before it changes. It does change into a different rhythm, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's painfully bad.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

You're sorry. C bet. Not my thing. Now, we are going to do one quick dream here because this is really. We've been talking about unusual dreams that maybe you call them an anxiety dream. This comes to us from Mark. Works overnights. He's in Kentucky. He says, I dreamt that I worked for your show. Oh, I was a Behind the scenes guy. I came to work. The show was hosting a contest for fans. I didn't know what was happening or what I was supposed to do. I saw another staff person and asked her, how long will this be going on? She said, check your email. I didn't have the email. That's when I woke up. I do have one question for Tom. Are you going to mail me my paycheck or do I have to travel there to get it? Okay, good, good. I hope no one has anxiety dreams about this place. Anybody? Anybody?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah. I used to before I was on it. Yeah, it was always, oh, it was my. I was going to be a guest and something would go awry.

[Josh Arnold]

I have anxiety about this place, but it has no dream involved.

[Pat Godwin]

After I wake up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Driving here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So much.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll go dig a ditch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, Pat, when we come back, what song are you going to play?

[Pat Godwin]

The song you asked for, Tom. Yoga pants.

[Christy Lee]

Yoga pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yoga.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Big fan.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like at the end when it turns out to be a guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that the way it's gonna be?

[Tom Griswold]

Today we're celebrating the. What is it? The 102nd year that women are legally allowed to wear pants in public.

[Christy Lee]

23.

[Tom Griswold]

United States of America. Hard to believe it's been 100 years. I mean, can you imagine if they. Instead of having Depends panties, they had to be skirts just to give that some thought? That wouldn't work.

[Jeff Oskay]

Depend would be the same.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be very ineffective. Just to give that some thought and get back.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by BetterHelp. BetterHelp is all about the importance of getting rid of the stigma. First off, May Mental Health Awareness Month. And that's a very big thing. And the late Jim Ursay talked about that a lot. He was very open about his struggles. And we'd like to remind you that there is no. There's nothing wrong with working on yourself a little bit with counseling and therapy. And better help is all about accessing therapy in a much simpler manner in a private way. You can do the therapy wherever you want to be because the therapy is done online. Right now, the latest number I saw, 35,000 qualified and licensed therapists are now working in the BetterHelp program with millions, quite literally millions of clients. So find out all the details by going to betterhelp.com btshow and then, like I said, the therapy is done online, so you can do it wherever you want to be a lot more convenient. You can do it like a zoom call with a camera going. Or you can do it just like a phone call or you can even do a texting back and forth. It's the largest online therapy provider in the world. The BetterHelp folks would like to hook up with you once again. Get the [e-mail] btshow that btshow thing will get you 10% off your first month. So you got the details. Better help. H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow now coming up, we have a little bit of yoga pants. We have an update on the guy that swam around Martha's Vineyard in honor of the movie Jaws, which is kind of a thing and which kind of a weird thing. But we also found out there's a little catch to what they did to keep this guy from getting eaten by a shark that I think is kind of cheating. But we'll let you know about that when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Craftsman days are here at Lowe's with big savings on the tools you need. Save $100 on the Craftsman V26 Tool Power Tool Combo Kit now at $199. No matter what the project is, Craftsman's high quality, high performance products empower you to build on. Stop by your nearest load store and check out the full line of Craftsman tools today. Valid through 618 while supplies last selection varies by location.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Midwest welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy, Pat, Jeff Oskay, Ace. I'm Josh. There's Tom, all here having a great morning. Thanks for joining us.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Josh. Let's go across the way there. Mr. Godwin, we had a request because we are celebrating today the the legalization of pants for women.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea that that was a law.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wear pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we should clarify they had to wear dresses, right. They weren't running around.

[Christy Lee]

No. They had those long skirts, porky Pig in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they did have coverings, but yeah, the pants were made legal to wear by women on this date in 1923. And Pat has a tribute to pants in a slightly different way of contemporary pant fashion. I'm a big fan, full album version.

[Pat Godwin]

And there's a little surprise at the end, unless you were listening to the break where Josh ruined it for everybody.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that was a spoiler.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm just kidding. I love a lady in a cocktail dress, but it's not my favorite. I confess. You know what makes me think of romance? A pretty woman in yoga pants. I'm behind a gallon. Yoga class. Can't take my eyes off her shapely ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I should move. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Namaste. Those yoga pants. You're making my day. I'm out of shape. She is not. I'm soaking wet. She's smoking hot. My yoga pants sag in the back in a downward dog.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

I can see my crack. I try to focus while she touches her toes. I can't concentrate on my own pose. I don't have a ghost of a chance of getting in her yoga pants. Yoga pants are tight and bold and they mold every fold. Buy a pair where activewear is sold. Those pants were made for yoga practice, but worn all day, they do distract us. Your kundalini flow shows off your camel toe when you wear them to the grocery store. They rock me to my core. I wish I was your man. Yoga pass. I'm your biggest fan. Look at the girl with the long blonde hair. Had a beautiful derriere. She turns around, caught my sneak in the glance. Damn. That's a dude in yoga pants. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh, I just love those yoga pants. I really love those yoga pants. Even Elvis really loves those yoga pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Back outwin. A little tribute to. To yoga pants.

[Christy Lee]

What album is that on?

[Pat Godwin]

Hotel pool. The new one.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, nice. You can still get that right anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

We are all out of digital copies.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be something.

[Pat Godwin]

Sold out.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about graduation and my contention that it's okay to applaud for each kid when they come out because they. But they all do it now. Please hold your applause till the end. It never works. Why not? Just. Just acquiesce to the obvious. I would like to make a point. If I were to do another graduation speech, I would make this point. One of the things you, as graduates, need to learn to do. You're getting a lot of nice presents. Thank you notes, please. They seem to be few and far between.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of on the parents a little bit to say, hey, make sure you write your thank you notes. You're gonna. I'm gonna sit here. You're going to write those thank you notes.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter graduated in 2020 from high school. And when I moved, I found a box of thank you notes. They were written and they were addressed but never mailed. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's on you.

[Christy Lee]

That's not on me. It's on her. She's a grown ass woman.

[Jeff Oskay]

She told me you said I will stamp and mail.

[Christy Lee]

No, I did.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm just saying 2020 was a weird year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That really was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a whole generation that got ripped off twice, for sure. They got ripped off with high school, then college graduation, just. Yeah, just. No, that's no good.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I had one graduating high school, one graduating college, and. Yeah, they both got that same year. They both got ripped off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And proms and all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in some cases, I guess because this is the five year anniversary. Right. Am I getting that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And so I guess some of like, what did I. The five year reunions. In some cases they're actually capping and grounding it and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing the walk.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

That was rough going to school like that. I remember Jimmy go who. That was really a tough time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the. Oh, yeah. Oh, what? Just sucked.

[Christy Lee]

I wish they had done their prom because that was the big one for them. I mean, she just bought her prom dress the week before the country shot, you know, shut down.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Turns out they probably could have, but. Hey, what are you gonna do?

[Josh Arnold]

Do?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yep. Haven't seen the latest from the CDC saying. Probably fine. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Now hang on a second. I just got to eyeball Josh. Okay, good. I'm just trying to get your casket size figured out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, do you remember the.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a better chance of being stomped on by a woolly mammoth than dying of co.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we rolling tape? Okay, good. I want to play that at the wake. Now, Christie Lee, do you know who was very controversial because we're talking about the anniversary of pants. 102 years ago, pants were made legal for women in America. And it sounds completely ridiculous, but it's true, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Because a lot of them started working in factories and it was safer in.

[Christy Lee]

Pants during the war.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, 23, there wasn't really a war going on. But I mean, eventually, obviously that became an issue. But with respect to television, the big pants breakthrough was Lucille Ball. Nope.

[Christy Lee]

On the movies, Mary Tyler Moore.

[Tom Griswold]

Mary Tyler Moore. On the great Dick Van Dyke Show.

[Christy Lee]

Those cute little capri pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a big deal.

[Pat Godwin]

And in the movies it was Katherine Hepburn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna say Katherine Hepburn.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she was famous for those. Sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

I like Pan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a good book.

[Christy Lee]

Her biography is really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Now it's time to grab a little bit of Sporting News. Mr. Oscar, are you going to handle that today?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. The pacers, they won 31, 30 to 121. Tyrese Halliburton had 32 points, 15 assists, 12 rebounds without a turnover. And a sensational postseason performance to lead the Indiana Pacers past the New York Knicks on Tuesday night for a 31 lead and the Eastern Conference Finals. The Pacers have not lost consecutive games since March 10. Halliburton carried the Pacers to within a victory of their second trip to the NBA Finals.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have their backs against the wall in this game. They tend to perform well when they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Game five is Thursday in New York.

[Christy Lee]

There was a pretty tough battle there for a while. The K came out in the second half and they kind of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were they down most of the game?

[Christy Lee]

No, they were the first. I just watched the first half and it was back and forth, back and forth back.

[Josh Arnold]

Same with me.

[Tom Griswold]

So you got to be careful, though, because Saturday, if you went to bed when they were, they were ahead by 20. When you woke up, they lost.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

So you got to be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of the Pacers, a man is facing charges for allegedly stabbing two New York Knicks fans at a brewery in Indiana. And WXIN reports The incident happened May 23, the night of Game 2 between the Pacers and the Knicks. Police say a verbal fight and the bar turned violent. One man was stabbed in the back, another was cut on the leg. Court documents named 24 year old Jarrett Funky as the suspect. He's charged with battery with a deadly weapon causing serious injury and criminal recklessness. The victim told police Funky smacked a Knicks hat off one of them. From what I read, he was then kicked out of the bar. The guys went outside to smoke, and then he came back and stabbed both of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Outside. While they were. Cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, it's dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I don't think. I don't think the Pacers had come back yet.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know what, guys? Turns out the game kind of went my way.

[Josh Arnold]

My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about the stabbing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here I thought you were Timothy Chalamet, but. Yeah, that's. That's pretty awful. And calm down a little bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Please enjoy your sports without knives.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you had your little dream. Rain delayed the start of the Indy 500 on Sunday, and the rain left Connor Daley stuck on the grid with a full bladder. The eighth place finisher revealed later that he ended up peeing in his fire suit while I have the audio before the race even began.

[Christy Lee]

Have the audio?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is not the audio of the actual urination.

[Josh Arnold]

They'Re making everywhere now.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you, fox's coverage, it's pretty amazing. Auto award. Let's go to the dick Mike. Okay. No, no, this is. This was at the. There's a famous banquet after the. After the Indianapolis 500. And Connor Daly's great guy, a friend of the show. We've known his dad for years, and.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'Re no strangers to pissing their pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it says here, never in my life have I ever urinated in my car until Sunday. I was sitting there thinking, this is the best car I've ever had and I'm gonna have to pee.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're Irish, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. He's peed as we do that.

[Josh Arnold]

He said, I literally did the entire race sitting in my own pee the entire race.

[Tom Griswold]

See, what happened is there was a delay, so they. And they're the drivers are not allowed to get out of the cars, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that's like half the snake pit. Like, they're watching in their own pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's gone. In Connor's words. Here's. Here it is. I legitimately urinated in my race car before the race even started. Before the race even started. People ask me, like, when did you do it? I was like, we didn't even start. I. We sat in there for 30 minutes.

[Allie Breen]

Was it because you had to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Or was it excitement? No, I had to go really bad. It was, oh. I don't know if it's the diabetes or I'm just getting older. But Elio should know. He's like, halfway to 100. I don't know if that happens. He's implying that Elio Castronevis, being an.

[Christy Lee]

Older gentleman, can't hold his urine.

[Jeff Oskay]

He is about halfway to 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But we'll get more information about that important aspect of sports coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and did you know that parents rank financial literacy as the number one most difficult life skill to teach? Meet Greenlight, the debit card and money app for families with Greenlight, you can.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Josh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jess Hooker has joined us.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

As has Jeff Oskay at the sports desk. While Chick's on vacay, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. And Tom Os, shocked to hear you telling us about how you've been reading Dianetics and you want us all to convert to Scientology.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Oh, wait a minute. I thought it was a diet book.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then it does sound like a diet.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an interesting story out of the world of sports. You know, a friend of the show, race car driver Connor Daly, who was leading some laps there for a while, very excited.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

He made an announcement at the, at the banquet, they, they interview the drivers and talk about what happened. And he mentioned that in the pre race portion of the thing where they were just sitting in their cars, it.

[Christy Lee]

Was spitting rain a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So they were kind of, they, it got delayed a little bit. Here's what he had to say. I legitimately urinated in my race car before the race even started. Before the race even started. People ask me like, when did you do it? I was like, like we didn't even start. I, we sat in there for 30 minutes.

[Allie Breen]

Was it because you had to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Or was it excitement? No, I had to go really bad. It was all, I don't know if it's the diabetes or I'm just getting older. But Elio should know. He's like halfway to 100. I don't know if that happens to him a lot, but Elio man is appointing Elio Castronevis, the four time winner of the race is a man of a certain age approaching 50 or.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he sounds like he could be a country singer, doesn't he?

[Jess Hooker]

Does.

[Christy Lee]

I was thinking the same thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who? Elio? No, Connor O' Connor. Okay, that makes much more sense because Elliot, 50 and he's also a country. The country's Brazil.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now in Portuguese, a little bit of I have friends in low places.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I almost peed my pants at the race. If you were there. It was a sellout. And the bathroom lines were the longest I've ever seen them. Oh yeah, it was. They were so full.

[Tom Griswold]

Now they say this is an odd stat I don't know if you heard this. One in every 1,000 people living in America attended the Indianapolis 500.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's so wild.

[Tom Griswold]

That means approximately 350,000 plus people were there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they were definitely there.

[Christy Lee]

They were.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you can always make the argument, well, that means that 999 of a thousand weren't there. Tom, I. Go to hell. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's not enough of that in debate shows.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean arguing with yourself?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, there's somebody going, hey, why don't you go to.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just talking to myself. But, yeah, Connor's a great guy, but I. I don't know how we'll put it this. What if he had won because he's wearing a fire suit? So presumably it's visible, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't think so. I don't think you can see it.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't. Don't you have a fire suit?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have a fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you bring it in and pee in it and we'll see if it's visible. Anybody on. Anybody on board for that?

[Jeff Oskay]

I promise you.

[Christy Lee]

There are no.

[Jess Hooker]

There's lots of layers, right. Like, there's has to be an absorbent layer.

[Christy Lee]

All we have is red. I don't. If you'd see. Well, you might see it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Well, still would be very. I guess you wouldn't care. Here's my guess what you do if that. If you were to get out of. You'd immediately get the milk and spit up. You kind of spill it on your crotch. Because they say that Ozzy Osborne used to dump the bucket on his head because he'd peed his pants. Yeah. So whether or not that's true, that's certainly a But. Next time you see Connor whizzing down the pack stretch, you'll know he was whizzing down the or.

[Christy Lee]

Connor now is all he's going to be known for. In your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

He brought it up. If I were. If I worked for the Depends people, and God knows I should.

[Jeff Oskay]

Depend. Yeah, I know. I noticed that the other day, too, that on the commercials, they really make a point to say depend.

[Pat Godwin]

Because we've been saying depends forever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I knew that. I knew that when I wrote this joke. And I thought, you know something? I'm going with depends because. Because that's the way it goes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I'll try to restructure the joke now. If I were working for the Depend people.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't sound.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's it's not funny. Yeah, I literally. I rewrote it. I thought. But wouldn't that be. I mean, seriously, if you were working for them, wouldn't you go, hey, next year, Connor Daly's car, you. You pitch him a little bit of money, and they put the depend thing on the side of the car.

[Christy Lee]

Would he have to wear it?

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. These race car drivers need sponsors, and it would be a great story. He's. He's. He's already told the story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it would be. You'd get a ton of publicity, and how cool would it be to go, hey, you want to go up to the depend suite with me? I hear they're here. They're giving. They're giving out free samples.

[Jeff Oskay]

How many people at an event like that. 350,000 people. Huge bathroom lines. Do you think are wearing an undergarment for peeing?

[Jess Hooker]

There might be some.

[Jeff Oskay]

You think one in every 500?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, remember that story we had a.

[Jess Hooker]

Lot more gifts get arrested or a citation for indecent exposure.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what I was gonna say. I'm just proud. They're actually waiting in line now. Back when I was growing up, you just peed wherever.

[Jeff Oskay]

At the 500.

[Josh Arnold]

There weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you open.

[Jess Hooker]

You open the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you open the door and the.

[Jess Hooker]

Other door, and then you have your own little makeshift. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But you can't park in the infield anymore. It's hard.

[Jeff Oskay]

I peed in public yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

You did? Yeah, at a pond.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was driving around, looking at ponds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I had to pee real bad. And I just pulled off of the side of the. Like, it was a. It was a. Kind of a busy. It was near a Walmart. And I just got out and I found a tree and I peed. And I was like, I could be arrested for this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was a real threat, like in a parking.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially with all those traffic cams out there now you don't want to get.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe I spoke too soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you may be getting a little citation. We're going too fast. Yeah. So anyway, I think someone needs to contact the depend people and get them on board for this, I think. Seriously?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no. I. I'm. Are any drivers wearing them proactively? Hey, there's a good chance I'm gonna have to pee.

[Pat Godwin]

Smart idea, wouldn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if they'd admit it. Would they?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't think there's any shame in it. Hey, this is part of the sport.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the. We had a story. I think it Was some SEC championship game or something. And these three guys.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, they.

[Tom Griswold]

They went on their porch and they drank beer all day to test the. And they wore. They wore adult diapers because they didn't want to have to get up during the game to miss anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's when you got on the kick of trying to make us do it here in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We were gonna. We were all gonna wear adult diapers on the show and spend the whole morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we even bought the diaper.

[Jess Hooker]

We still have. Yeah. I was gonna say I just rearranged closets. And we have. We have like a big plastic wrap that I was gonna put on the floor in case there was. It was all this stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he wanted to weigh each afterwards. Weigh each diaper with a fishing scale.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then somebody went legal on me. And the next thing you know, it's terrible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we got numerous emails going, don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think we.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we said that we're not doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

We were gonna. We were gonna limit to limited to number one. I mean, let's be honest.

[Jess Hooker]

Still so generous of you.

[Tom Griswold]

You that. Because that'd be rough.

[Christy Lee]

No one. No race wearing a diaper right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't have any funny remarks here. I gotta. Gotta focus.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys don't do that during the show, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Go and do an. Anything other than a number one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I've had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very.

[Christy Lee]

People do trust.

[Tom Griswold]

Very rare.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is rare, but we've had to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you see mostly the behind the.

[Tom Griswold]

Scene ace, wasn't it. Was it Shaq that just did it on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He took off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the middle of a broadcast.

[Jess Hooker]

He was doing some kind of cleanse with olive oil. And he was like, I can't wait till the commercial. And he took off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta love that. You gotta love the guy for going, hey, look. I mean, like. Like he cares about anything at this point. Yeah, he's got. Right. I'll be getting on my private jet while they mock me, so have fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can he fit in the standard?

[Christy Lee]

I bet it is tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I stood next to Shaq and it's. It's unbelievable.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's no way he's going on an airplane like a. Like a commercial flight.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, he literally.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Would not be able to.

[Tom Griswold]

And do they make the depend product in his size like a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, because we got some.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Remember? Yeah, they were huge.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was. It was kind of crazy how that.

[Pat Godwin]

Has four S's on the end of that depends.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so we'll. We'll look forward to seeing if the depend people step up and. And put their name on a car. Hmm. I think that'd be a great idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Expensive though.

[Tom Griswold]

But it would get. It would get so much publicity because it's. It's a funny side story. It's not just. It's not just another brand of oil.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or something that people aren't going to.

[Jess Hooker]

Understand, but they kind of have the market cornered.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. I was gonna say they sort of sell themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's not something that you seek out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it would make it a little. It would make it a little bit hipper.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you guys. I mean, the latest commercials, they're talking about not so much a diaper, but like a pad ye and there's a guy on a golf course and he's swinging and they're like, hey, you don't. You can avoid that water trap, but you don't need to be wet yourself or something like that. And it's a guy like my age or whatever. So they are trying to. They're working on some kind of new.

[Tom Griswold]

Campaign and there's this is really funny until you need them and then it becomes really unfunny. It's like hemorrhoid cream. I've never needed it. But I imagine that there's nothing funny about roids when you've got them. So. Yeah, maybe that'll be the. The preparation age car. I guess that they probably put that on the midgets and he means the small cars. Yeah, that's what they're called.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mean that small people are. How do you get so small? He rubbed himself. Right now he's on the yellow brick road. I don't know. Right now. This portion of the bottom of the time show is brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. Now down the road, it'll be time to retire. And when it is, it would sure be nice to know that you're getting a paycheck still and that it's gonna come no matter what and that you can't outlive that paycheck. Well, that's what annuities are all about. Annuities are also designed to counter market volatility. What does that mean? Well, if you've been following the market at all lately, the bonds, the stocks, they're up, they're down, they're down, they're down, they're up. Who knows? Annuities are gonna get rid of that concern on your part and you'll have a reliable income. So don't stress about retirement. It's something to think about now so that you can every day you're going to feel good knowing that down the road you're going to be okay. So find out all the details, see what restrictions might apply and get the details from the Silac folks, the experts on annuities. Silacins.com is where you'll find them and it's S I L A cilacins.com another easy way to get information is just to grab your phone and call pound 250. So you hit that hashtag pound mark, pound 250 and then say these words, lifetime income. That's lifetime income, pound 250 and say lifetime income just to get information. Or go to bobandtom.com where you'll see a little link to get an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. We like to say plan on it, live on it. Coming up, we have more sporting news. We have some sad news from the world of rock and roll. One of my favorites has died. We'll tell you about that coming up. Also, we have news about breakfast cereal and moose.

[Christy Lee]

Not together.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in the same store.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you eat moose flakes? I would. It's new from Kellogg's. Moose Flakes with bullwinkles and spokespeople immediately get it.

[Christy Lee]

They have moose tracks ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, thanks for joining us here at the Bob and Tom Show. It's the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio that we're live in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you, Yoda.

[Jeff Oskay]

My syntax could use a little word.

[Tom Griswold]

Sentence is coming.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Christy Lee sipping from her Java House mug. Amazingly smooth Java House. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jess Hooker's over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oscar's sitting in for a while because the chicksters Boy, where is he?

[Tom Griswold]

Aruba.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is Aruba part of the Caribbean or.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it down by Venezuela?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, Archipelago. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's one of the famous archipelago islands.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh. Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You've been to Aruba, right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

What goes on there?

[Pat Godwin]

Craziness. Just beautiful beaches.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Caribbean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Beach, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Places. Casinos?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, better.

[Jeff Oskay]

You an ocean swimmer?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love the ocean. Only in the absolute. I spoiled the Caribbean. I will swim nowhere else. And maybe a little bit of Sarasota because it is beautiful there too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, interesting enough, your son will not swim there, but he will swim in the pool adjacent to the ocean.

[Pat Godwin]

My son hates the ocean. And that's no joke. He doesn't like the sand. In the beginning he was just going through the motions. I thought he liked it, you know. But no, he hates it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I get. I mean, the ocean is kind of a pain, but it's also awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have an interesting. We'll switch gears here. We have an interesting news story involving Martha's vineyard and the 50th anniversary of the movie Jaws.

[Josh Arnold]

An endurance swimmer has completed the first ever circumnavigation around Martha's Vineyard. Lewis Pugh became the first person to swim a 60 mile trek around the island over multiple days. The 55 year old undertook the challenge to raise awareness about the plight of sharks ahead of the 50th anniversary of JAWS, which was filmed in Eggertown and called Amity Island.

[Tom Griswold]

Amity Island.

[Jeff Oskay]

Amity island, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What did I say?

[Christy Lee]

You said Amity.

[Tom Griswold]

Amity.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no, you were fine.

[Christy Lee]

You were great.

[Josh Arnold]

In total, Mr. Pugh swam for about 24 hours over 12 days. He began swimming multiple hours a day in the 47 degree water on May 15th.

[Tom Griswold]

They got a slow down, 47 degree water.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

I also heard that plain and clear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure you said. I just want you to give a little emphasis on that.

[Josh Arnold]

The same day of the New England Aquarium's first confirmed sighting of a white shark off the nearby coast of Nantucket.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow. I mean, that's the problem. Great whites like that colder water.

[Josh Arnold]

As a precaution, Mr. Pugh was accompanied on his swim by safety personnel in a boat and a kayak whose paddlers using a shark shield device to create a low intensity electric field in the water to deter sharks from harming them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that's a smart idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody.

[Jeff Oskay]

But that, that's it defeats the whole purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole point of this thing is sharks aren't going to come after you. And Harry's got some shark deflector thing out there.

[Josh Arnold]

He said this was among his most difficult endurance swims in an almost 40 year career which has included swims near glaciers and volcanoes and among hippos, crocodiles and polar bears.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hippos and polar bears. I'd be way more afraid. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, more.

[Jeff Oskay]

Especially hippos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They kill more people than animals of any other except species. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, except for mosquitoes, I think, something like that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's not fair. Mosquitoes bring disease. It's not like they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, death is death. They still kill you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, but that's.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's insane is what you're trying to say. I'm just saying I agree with Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You're swimming with polar.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll like track you for like four days. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They say if you see a polar bear and you, you have nowhere to hide your lunch because they don't be able to follow.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a lot of round trail behind me.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a lot of food out there. But yeah, this. I don't know. The whole point of this is the sharks are okay. Well, they're not if he's got this thing. Remember the story we had earlier this year about the surfboard license?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, that's. That seems real smart.

[Tom Griswold]

They've invented a surfboard that has a. I guess it's a flashing light of some sort that they think will deter.

[Christy Lee]

Sharks or it will attract them, we don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it might, it might act like an eat at Joe's side, but hopefully, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I believe it was some guy in Australia, I guess came up with it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sharks don't want to eat people. They really don't, but on occasion they do. You're right. But it's mostly a case of mistaken identity.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're a seal or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, you look like a seal, especially.

[Jeff Oskay]

On sitting on a surfboard seal just in the water. But others, they have to be on a surfboard or a wakeboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think if you were, this guy had these handlers swimming next to him or I mean kayaking and stuff next to him. Wouldn't it be really funny to install a speaker in your kayak and just out of nowhere one day start playing the Jaws theme, not say anything. One of the great movie themes of all time. Time. I want to go see it in the theater.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's yeah, it's going to be re released.

[Tom Griswold]

They're bringing it back.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never seen the theater either. It's got to be awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw it.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw it in Paris, of course, France, which was really funny.

[Christy Lee]

Was it in French?

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Christy Lee]

Or was it subtitled in French?

[Tom Griswold]

It was subtitled, but there was, I think it was called something like Le Me. Wait a minute. Yeah, it's like no. Dente de la Mer or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The teeth of the sea. Yeah, something. Something like, you know, it was very weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

We need a bigger ball.

[Christy Lee]

And instead of beer they're drinking wine.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us, Hello. Thank you very much for being here. We are the Bob and Tom program and we are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Do you have anything else in the sporting section?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Here's a big surprise. Japan has a new sumo grand champion or yokozuna. The first big news, he's Japanese. On a Sato, weighs 421 pounds and he is the first Japanese competitor to reach the top rank since 2017.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't there a wrestler named Yokozuma?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The ancient Japanese sport has recently been dominated by Mongolians. Prior to Anasato, six of the previous seven yokozunas have been from Mongolia.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, have you ever been to one of those barbecues?

[Tom Griswold]

I get why they're foul.

[Josh Arnold]

421 pounds. By comparison, the average weight of an NFL lineman is just over 300 pounds.

[Christy Lee]

That's big.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these guys, are these guys fit in any way?

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. This is a whole lifestyle and they have to go to some camp and they wear the weird jocks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They started.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is this an unhealthy body weight?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so. And then I know carry a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of fat around their belly and that's supposed to be bad, but they can do full squats.

[Jess Hooker]

They go down to the ground and come back up.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. They got great quads.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They throw people. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it is true that when you become a, what is it? An apprentice, whatever it's called.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're scrubbing them.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to do the back. You clean the back sides of the big boys.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the big.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my son.

[Tom Griswold]

You can imagine, by the way, the effluent of a 450 pounder.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's got to be quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Next week he's going to Japan. They are going to a live sumo and afterwards they're going out to dinner with the sumo and having hot pot. So I thought, that's so awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is a great split.

[Pat Godwin]

The check.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope I don't pick up the check and.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

A British man who turned his unusual talent for breaking wind into a career has earned a Guinness World Record.

[Jeff Oskay]

Finally, a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Paul Oldenfield set the record for the longest career as a flatulist after performing for 35 years under the stage name Mr. Methane. He dons a green and purple superhero costume, complete with the mask, and amazes audiences with his farting skills.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched the video of this. He's on.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you did.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on a talk show. I, I, I think it's in Sweden or something probably. I could not stop laughing. He, he, he's wearing this ridiculous superhero suit. He comes out and there's, he lies down on this table and there's an audience and there's a couple of distinguished guests.

[Christy Lee]

You know, does he lay down face.

[Tom Griswold]

Down or he's on his back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he throws his legs in the air, of course. And he takes a squirter thing of a baby powder. Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he, and he, he, he keeps refreshing it on his butt.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

And at one point, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Bellagio fountain.

[Tom Griswold]

At one at a time, he blows out the candles of a cake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

And you just can't stop laughing. It's so funny. And then he, he accompanies some music.

[Jeff Oskay]

Would you have a slice of that cake?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder why he's so gassy. What makes him.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but I, when I read this, I honestly, I found there is a history of this flagship. There's a, I'd heard about the famous French guy Lipetomain or whatever it is, but I did a little homework and I gave it to, I gave it to Strawski.

[Josh Arnold]

True history of fart artists or fartist Fart artists may sound like a modern joke, but it's a job with deep historical roots. Flatulence Performance known as flatulence or farturs have been documented as far back as the 12th century in Europe and even the, in the Edo period Japan. A few notable names. Roland the Farter, A gesture for King Henry II, earned a manor and 100 acres for his annual Christmas act. One jump, one whistle and one fart.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, can you imagine this guy? They gave him land and a castle just for farting. One show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, he had to whistle and jump also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but once a year.

[Tom Griswold]

That's by the way, when you See this guy, if you Google this video, the fact that he adds the powder just absolutely makes it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because then it's not just Sonic. And by the way, he is. I forgot to mention, there's a guy holding a microphone up to his butt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I was kind of wondering. Suppose he brings his own mic or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do they have a.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he in leotards in the video?

[Tom Griswold]

He's wearing a. Yeah, a superhero costume.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've worked with this guy in Jackass.

[Pat Godwin]

I was on radio with this guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute. Oh, here we go. This is it. And I'm not. I think it's Swedish. I don't know. You can see he's got his legs in the air and the white powder is baby powder that he puts all over his butt.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And generously. There's a lot of baby powder there.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the panel eagerly awaiting the first blast.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, there's some. There's some poor guy with a microphone, black suit, does the countdown and then you can. When he releases it, it just this. The powder just out of his.

[Jeff Oskay]

They just love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he seems real happy. Pleased with himself.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he wears a mask.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's kind of a Green Lantern mask.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. Kato type.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he has a whole. He has a whole show.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you keep reading, some of these other guys even go farther than this.

[Josh Arnold]

Kurafata Hanasaki Otako or the Mist Descending Flower Blossom man in English entertains 17th century crowds in Tokyo.

[Tom Griswold]

La. I think it's Petromain domain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the French dude, the fartomaniac, real name Joseph Piol, wowed Moulage Rouge audiences in Paris with his tuxedo act of musical anal performance.

[Tom Griswold]

Musical anus performance.

[Pat Godwin]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Including shooting rectal water jets and rectal. Yeah, yeah, Shooting rectal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you'll hear it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then something called rectal breathing.

[Christy Lee]

Rectal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, that's what I'd always heard is that they can kind of suck air into their rectum and then that's what they're expelling back.

[Christy Lee]

They don't need to eat, so they're not just cabbage.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess some of these guys can do like musical instrument gags. Oh, that's great. Make an embouchure and get a trumpet, I guess. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if there are any ladies who do this.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I know they. There are. And they're on only fans. Fans. And they make thousand hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Powder and that kind of trick or something different.

[Christy Lee]

They.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what their trick is.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is backside only.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that one only fans model was farting into mason jars.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's true.

[Jess Hooker]

And she sells them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she made like a hundred grand off those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but that's not a. That is an act.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's got a show.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know why he's not in Vegas.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder I. If. If he's ever toured the U.S. well, power.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I worked with him. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At a comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

That same exact outfit.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I've been around a while.

[Pat Godwin]

It's on a radio show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we've.

[Jeff Oskay]

We've actually mentioned. Same powder trick did.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. 35 years he's been doing that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he say how. What his technique is?

[Pat Godwin]

He did not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Just came on and did what. What you saw just there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you howling or did you hate it?

[Pat Godwin]

I hated it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. You're not a fart guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Who.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, I pretended to, you know, enjoy myself, but I did not like.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that's hacky. Not like a guitar act. The guy's got his own thing. Come on, give him a break.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if farts aren't your thing, you don't go to that guy's show. Yeah, that's for sure.

[Jess Hooker]

What does he do the powder for, like the hearing impaired? Is that just like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just. That's what. That's why I thought. That's what made me laugh so hard.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's like a cartoon where it comes out. Comes out straight. Then there's this sort of atomic bomb mushroom cloud at the end that just.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember Knoxville doing it in one of the Jackass movies to his buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

He just poofs a cloud rider. Very, very.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's so wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

His name, once again, is Paul Oldfield.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Methane.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Methane. If you want to check out the video, we'll see if we can set up a link to that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think we need to set up a live.

[Tom Griswold]

Get him in here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, put them right in the middle.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm gonna make him fart right now.

[Christy Lee]

I'm off that day. It has to smell, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. They.

[Josh Arnold]

You wonder if for like. Like, if he uses different color powder. Like 4th of July does red, white, and blue.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that'd be wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that disrespectful to our country?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. We have where not to build your house. We have some Sad news from the world of rock and roll. We have mooses. Is that the plural of moose or is it like deer?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it is like deer, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have moose in the news. Got Harry Potter news coming up. Bears and pornography in the Amazon and a lawsuit. So not only do they now have a porno in the Amazon, but they have lawyers. So give me some. Guy pulls up in a dugout canoe. Hi, I'm here from Keller and Color. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob&tom.comcont contest-rules or just scroll down to.

[Josh Arnold]

The bottom of the page and see contest rules.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. I found a kid who swings a golf club like a dream. I'd like to try to qualify him for the US Amateurs coming to Apple tv. Plus, what's your name?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not into older guys, but I'm flattered.

[Tom Griswold]

A new comedy series. Stick. I don't want to go on this trip. Your mouth's saying one thing, but those eyes are saying something else. From the home of Ted Lasso, you see your shot at redemption. This is your mulligan, Owen Wilson. This game takes and it takes. The gain's finally giving me something back. Stick. You know Arnold Palmer iced tea, lemonade.

[Christy Lee]

Mix it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm missing a nap for this. Streaming June 4th on Apple TV plus boat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh. Arnold. There's Tom. Heck of a show. So far we've been studying flatulism and. And urination.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, it's excretory.

[Christy Lee]

School's out for summer.

[Pat Godwin]

Everything in our wheelhouse.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a legit news story in the world of sports. Distinguished race car driver, friend of the show, Connor Daly. We've known him since he was a kid. His dad is also a race car driver of some renown. I recommend googling the upside down F1 flyer that he did, did and lived through. But yeah, Connor pointed out that there was a slight delay at the beginning of the Indy 500 last weekend and the drivers are not allowed to get out of their cars. They have to sit there and for whatever reason, he had to pee and he just let it rip. I've got the audio right here at the banquet. Here he is. I legitimately urinated in my race car before the race even started. Before the race even started, people ask me like, when did you do it? I was like, we didn't even start. I. We sat in there for 30 minutes.

[Allie Breen]

Was it because you had to go.

[Christy Lee]

Or was it excitement?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had to go really bad. It was. I don't know if it's the diabetes or I'm just getting older, but Elio should know. He's like halfway to 100. I don't know if that happens to him a lot, but there you go. So, I mean, it happens every once in a while. You got to go. You got to go. Yeah. So once again, I'm once again recommending that the depend people or the Depends people try to get on his car next year. Be a nice story. I think it'd be a good one. Now, within, we also had an interesting story about this. This gentleman that has now got a new Guinness World Record for his career as a. What does he call himself? A flatulist.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Big congrats to Mr. Methane.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he's a British gentleman, real name Paul Oldfield, but, yeah, he calls himself a flatulist. 35 years performing and we are going to link to his performance. It's quite amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

What record did he break? Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The long being the longest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Flatulence.

[Josh Arnold]

35 years as a flatulence.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lifetime achievement.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He wears a. He wears a superhero suit and it's. It's quite funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just. Do you rip ass in front of your family?

[Jess Hooker]

I. No, I. No, not.

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just you're in the living room and your kids are in there, and you just.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, not in front of my kids. No, no, no, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why?

[Jess Hooker]

Because moms shouldn't do that in front of their kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever lit one?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I've. I've been. I've. I've held a lighter. I've never lit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

So you're an accomplice.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would have been the cake holder in the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Unfortunately, Pat, you and your son must. Must blast off every now.

[Pat Godwin]

No, not because my dad did, and it was very funny to him and my brothers. I grew up a different way, and now Jimmy is like my dad and my brothers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But I am very, very. No go.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad used to always be like, I think somebody just stepped on a duck.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Always made me crack. Never heard my husband do that. Never.

[Jess Hooker]

I believe that.

[Jeff Oskay]

What about your daughters?

[Jess Hooker]

He's very proper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my daughter don't care in front of me. They don't care. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now it's time to switch. Is that the completing sports? Okay. Okay. Thanks very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we get to. Before we get to the more frivolity, a guy who actually was on our show and just a brilliant musician sadly has died. The great guitarist, songwriter and singer Rick Derringer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Derringer died Monday at the age of 77. He shot to fame at 17 when his band, the McCoys, recorded what song?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hang On Sloopy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, here it is. Let me play a little bit of this. This. This is kind of in the Louie, Louie category.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's killer.

[Pat Godwin]

Sing along.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was 17 years old. Listen.

[Pat Godwin]

Hang on.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is a fun one. Do we ever find out who Snoopy is?

[Pat Godwin]

Why does he have to hang on?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I always wondered if. And I should have asked him when he was on the show if they originally wrote Hang On Snoopy and had.

[Christy Lee]

To and got sued.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. No, just. If they changed. I don't know. I'm sure I could probably. I'll look into it. I'm sure I can find out. But he was a great guitar player and he played on. What's that? He played on. That's him on Total Eclipse of the Heart. That sappy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Bonnie Ray.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Bonnie Tyler.

[Christy Lee]

Bonnie Tyler.

[Tom Griswold]

He played with Steely Dan and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, his first solo hit is Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo. We all know that.

[Jeff Oskay]

And of course, the Hulk Hogan anthem.

[Christy Lee]

Real American and produced Weird Al Yankovic's album.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw him play with a band called Edgar Winter's White Trash. One of the best shows I've ever seen. Jerry Lacroix on vocals from Rare Earth. Remember that guy? And just a tremendous band. And Edgar Winter played sax and keyboards and. But Derringer, they do a version of Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo with Johnny Winter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great live album called Road Work, but, yeah, Rick Derringer, terrific, terrific, terrific player. Sadly gone. I guess he had open heart surgery a couple months ago and apparently had some complications, but produced a bunch of stuff for Johnny Winner. And he's from Ohio. His real name is something like Zaringer. I think he is. Maybe it's pronounced quite a talent. But can you imagine being 17 years old in that era and coming up with a song like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's awesome. I love when that had, like silver chair. That kid was 16.

[Pat Godwin]

So young.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I love that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I like also the, the, you know, rock and roll hoochie goo kind of that nonsense. I love that, that Sort sounds a little naughty. Yeah, yeah. Like Louie Lou. You kind of like. What's. What's going on here?

[Pat Godwin]

Was the hit version.

[Tom Griswold]

The live version he had it was it. No. There was a great live version with Edgar Winter and then Johnny Winner had a hit version. But the biggest hit was. Was Rick Derringer's version and that still gets a lot of airplay. Rock and roll. And that's not him singing it. I. It's. It isn't. It's Dan Hartman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I never knew that.

[Christy Lee]

I never knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm almost remember Dan Hartman then. He had a. Dan died very young. But he had another. What was. He had a huge hit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Again, I don't. I'd have to look at him up.

[Christy Lee]

But sometimes when we touch.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. That's the worst song ever released.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is awful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Why did it. Why did that pop into my head.

[Pat Godwin]

Is similar that guy's name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why did you guys allow that to be a hit?

[Pat Godwin]

We actually didn't. I protested.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Too much.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the worst song ever.

[Christy Lee]

I can't remember any picture of that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's as ugly as. That song is bad. Oh, it's hideous.

[Pat Godwin]

Every single.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? Like nobody's gonna touch him? Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

It's hideous. Media side.

[Christy Lee]

Dan Hill. That's who did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Please. Oh no. Now you've ruined the whole obituary.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hold you till I die Till we both break down and cry.

[Tom Griswold]

That is some bad writing. He should write for that band America. This the hall of fame of terrible Faulknerian in there. No, no. You flirt. There's a U in there.

[Christy Lee]

We have another famous person in the news today.

[Tom Griswold]

Alive.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. America's drunk, sweetheart. Though Mary Lou Retton has been arrested. The Olympic gold medalist was charged with driving under the influence. The violation took place in Fairmount, West Virginia. The police department there arrested Ms. Retton.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Wendy.

[Christy Lee]

She was charged Peter Pan once, right? Yeah. No, that was Kathy Rigby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, there was like six of them. Sandy Duncan, Kathy Rigby, Mary Lou Retton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sandy Duncan's eye popped out. You never heard that?

[Christy Lee]

She was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, controlled substances or drugs. And she was released on 1500 dollar personal recognizance bond. She apparently had a screw top with her. No wine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the video?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. The police asked her to walk a line and then do a Handspring with a stick, the landing. And that's when she fails.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta feel bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

She was a dork.

[Jess Hooker]

Horrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she was. First American to ever win an all around gold medal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Allegedly.

[Josh Arnold]

Horrible haircut.

[Jess Hooker]

But wasn't it really popular?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it ruined girls hair all over the country.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was. Who was the skater that ruined it then?

[Christy Lee]

Dorothy Hamill.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Dorothy Hamill. That's what I'm thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Try to look more like boys. Ladies. There goes the erection.

[Christy Lee]

That was my senior picture.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I like that because I'm gay and afraid to admit it.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen your picture with short haircut like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Go look. It's right in the hallway. I'll show it to you on the break.

[Jeff Oskay]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's still super cute. Yeah, she is. What is she all of 4? 9 or if that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's actually been in here.

[Christy Lee]

Mary Lou.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was very nice. We have a lot to get to. We've managed to have gotten to pretty much nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say, Send us an email.

[Christy Lee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jess Hooker is next to him.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

And next to her is Jeff Oskay, in for Chick McGee, who's on vacation. Pat Godwin, I. I sure love you. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable. Every time Josh tries to do just simple announcing stuff, you just collapse.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

You're really trying hard.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do it either. You may have noticed. I never do it. It is hard. You look around the room, you forget somebody's name, and then we have the. The desk. It's Christy. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Not Crusty Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that'll happen. It's okay. It's okay. People ask, is this show recorded?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, look, when you drive for a living, your chances of getting into an accident go up. Yeah. If you talk for a living, your chances of misspeaking go up.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you don't have a complete thought, but you're already talking, you're doing this. See, you don't know where you're gonna go, and then you end up like the TV show Lost. You have a good idea and you start it, and then you realize, wait a minute, we don't know how to end this thing. And then you come up with a crappy ending. Okay, very good. Josh and I disagree about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I do like the ending. Yes. Although I saw a headline two days ago that said I loved the Lost finale when it aired, and I recently watched it again and I understand why everybody hated it. So I don't know why this article came out. Maybe there's an anniversary or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Same reason I'm talking about it. Oh, no, no. It's just so significantly awful that it becomes a. It becomes a touchstone in the world of awful things. Now we have Kristi Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They're a go to breakfast for millions of kids and adults. I'm talking about cereal. Thank you. Cereal might be colorful, but it's not as healthy as it used to be.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course not.

[Christy Lee]

New study says many popular breakfast cereals are now less nutritious than they were 10 years ago. They found researchers, more sugar, fat and salt in today's boxes. And at the same time, key nutrients like protein and fiber are going down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I mean, but everybody knows that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen what Kellogg's has done? No, it's. They've changed. It's. It's now Snap, Crackle and Fatso.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, they've really.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta just meet. But the thing is, when you have kids, you realize, look, you wanted to eat something, right? I mean, I still love cereal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Except I, I, I'm, you know, an.

[Jeff Oskay]

Adult now, and so I. Yeah, the Old man series. I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

I combine. I'm a mixer.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Grape Nuts every morning. I do. I do Grape Nuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm now doing Grape Nuts and Cornflakes. Oh, and Kellogg's Cornflakes. I tried those organic Corn Flakes.

[Jeff Oskay]

No good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they taste like dirt mixed with diarrhea, so I go for the Kellogg's standard.

[Josh Arnold]

Still on the cob. It's very. That's so organic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's all for no. Yeah, but I'm a mixer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you guys remember? I remember when I was growing up, Jeff, I think this was our age group. I don't know. Every cereal box claimed that cereal was part of a complete breakfast. And it would have a picture of a bowl of cereal next to eggs, bacon, pancakes, orange juice. No wonder we were all fat asses in the 80s. But I remember looking at it going, what rich lunatic has this breakfast?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd like more butter for my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pancake with my bowl of cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't feel like it was healthy when we were growing.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it really wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Sugar Smacks.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got politically correct and changed all the names we had. Sugar Pops.

[Christy Lee]

Sugar Smacks.

[Tom Griswold]

What are Sugar Pops?

[Christy Lee]

Cocoa Puffs were my favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

Cocoa Pebbles were my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Pops.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they just change it to Pops.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, those are good.

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't had those in a long. Or Corn Pops also.

[Jess Hooker]

Corn Pops.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then have you ever had the Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the finest of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. They found a way to make sugar sweeter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then tastier.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the cereal of kings.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I went to this really fancy restaurant, you know, that I go to sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had it's. I believe Chick calls it. Excuse me for bothering you, but you have to have at least four tattoos to work there. Yes, but it's a great place. And they had Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French toast.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, heaven. I just found what you're serving for breakfast. It was the most delicious. Do you eat cereal?

[Jess Hooker]

I do eat cereal. I think that my family would associate. My children would associate cereal with an after school snack. I didn't like, load them up on sugar and send them to school, but when they would come home from school, they could have a place.

[Christy Lee]

Bowl of cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, if I didn't eat what my mom made, it was cereal.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I would have cereal a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

We had a lot of cereals growing up. I know. Did you guys live in a house where you couldn't open a new bullet a new box until the last? I did not. No. It was a free for all we. All the boxes of cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

Madness.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

So the other night worked a lot the other night. Hart, who's 9, decides to have a bowl of cereal. She cuts out the cereal. She pulls about half the box into the bowl.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she takes out the milk, which she finishes it off and then I'm standing right there. Then she puts it back in the refrigerator. No, no, no, no, no. When the milk is done, you have to throw it away. You can't, you can't put it back in the fridge. She goes, okay, I turn around, a few minutes later, I go back, it's back in the refrigerator. That's the kind of respect that I get from my nine year old daughter. Don't you hate that though? You go in there, you pour the cereal and oh, because you've seen that there's obviously milk in there, you're going, oh geez.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's this much milk, there's none. Or this much chips at the bottom of the bag. That makes me nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

This may be my ocd, but I always hated when you would have the prize at the bottom and you would dig down to get the fries out, but then it would distort the side of the box like it would never be tangled again. Basically it drove me nuts in a.

[Jeff Oskay]

House with four boys. See, we had a rule and I know you have multiple brothers as well, Jeff, but we had a rule. It was nature. You had to let it that the toy naturally come out into the bowl because if one of us got it, it wasn't fair.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, that makes sense.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was the luck of the draw.

[Christy Lee]

Do they still put toys in cereal?

[Jeff Oskay]

I sure hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I haven't seen this.

[Christy Lee]

We don't. I don't buy kids.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why not? What happened to the Wacky wall crawler?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure Ralph Nader and his fellow communists got in on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I knew Nader was behind. Oh yeah, he's always been anti serial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they again, they were putting, you know, little Corvairs. If only Chip were here. The only one who would get that.

[Pat Godwin]

I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Little plastic Corvairs. I saw one the other day, by the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

What? A Corvair?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Corvair was a. My sister had one which she was in a terrible accident in.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, she was. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, I believe you. It's just odd dimension.

[Tom Griswold]

Some idiot was back backing up on the freeway. Yeah, the Corvair was cool, but it, they, it was a rear engine car as I recall.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And the, the I think. Isn't the book Unsafe at any Speed? Yeah, that was that book.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was cool looking though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're still around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh sure. Those People collect everything. Oh, yeah, I saw Carmen Guillotine. Those are cool. That was. That was like a VW Bug, but put into a sports car frag. Super cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a Fiero the other day on the side of the highway on fire. Yeah, that's really. That's still happening.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a collector of those right around here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe it was a Fear.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You know who that is? That's a relative.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wasn't the Pintos known for its thermal incidents as well?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, There are certain things that become kind of the go to. Yeah, that was the one. Don't ram up into. But back to cereal. Pat, what was your cereal of choice.

[Pat Godwin]

When I was a kid? Yeah, that's a great question. It would have been Cocoa Pebbles, probably. And then drinking the chocolate milk at the end and having eight bowls of it and. Sure, I was a maniac.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, we did okay. I don't see why they're all getting all uptight about cereal now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, it has just gotten. It's poison.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

It didn't know. A lot of that stuff is just.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think they're acknowledging it. Have you seen the commercial? Got the bird going. I'm cuckoo for diabetes.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's acknowledging he's having trouble.

[Jeff Oskay]

Flying with only one.

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't there a story, though, that the Kellogg guy developed the cereal to stop masturbation? Is that true?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it the Kellogg guy?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was.

[Christy Lee]

It was Kellogg Cornflakes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Pat, did it work?

[Pat Godwin]

It did not work.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing can determine.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a big bowl of cornflakes and then go whack it like there was no tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it working for. With Grape Nuts?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm actually having the Ezekiel cereal right now.

[Christy Lee]

How is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Delicious. But I like old man cereal.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't had that. I'm gonna try that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the hack premise, of course, is with Grape Nuts, when you're done, if you don't rinse the bowl, they actually use that to apply bricks to buildings.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to get a barnacle scraper, clean the bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's how they repair the space shuttle. They have some great nuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

They go out there and they put.

[Tom Griswold]

Put the tile back.

[Jeff Oskay]

I bet that's caused divorces.

[Christy Lee]

What? The Grape Nuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Either the wife or the husband will not. Just a cursory rinse of the cereal bowl before you leave it in the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder what the most popular cereal is these days.

[Christy Lee]

I'll look it up.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet Honey Nut Cheerios at one time.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's got to be consistently in the top three.

[Christy Lee]

That is a great cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Raisin Bran.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Cinnamon Toast Crunch wins.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever use Cheerios to toilet train a boy? No.

[Jess Hooker]

We use Tootsie Rolls, actually.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Tootsie Rolls?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We didn't put them in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say that's like camouflage.

[Jess Hooker]

It was the reward after.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'd give them a Tootsie Roll if they hit the bowl.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed. You put the Cheerios in and they say aim for this.

[Josh Arnold]

Curious to pee. The other one to poop.

[Jeff Oskay]

You trained with one of the worst candies ever invented.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. It was a bad out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but you're a Tootsie Roll fan.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Tootsie Rolls.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think they are. I. I would rather not eat them.

[Jess Hooker]

I love. I love Tootsie. I love Tootsie Pops. Tootsie Rolls.

[Christy Lee]

Any nut. Cheerios.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tootsie Rolls. It's like, just be chocolate because you're kind. You're almost there.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like taffy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

So two of the worst things. Not chocolate and taffy.

[Jess Hooker]

It's so good.

[Christy Lee]

Frosted Flakes. Number two.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Crunch. Number three.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, the ones that are cake caked and sugar are the best.

[Christy Lee]

Lucky Charms. Number four. You're not a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't like the sque. Marshmallows.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst.

[Pat Godwin]

It feels weird on the horrible mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Frosted Flakes.

[Christy Lee]

Plain Cheerios. Number five.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're acknowledging, by the way, that the anti masturbation campaign did not work.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen the one where Tony the Tiger goes masturbations. Great.

[Christy Lee]

Fruit Loops is number six. And number seven is a surprise. I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

What Mus K?

[Tom Griswold]

What? Special K. I'm a big fan.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. It is delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Special K got up there because of the Special K diet, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was like considered a diet food.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. Was.

[Christy Lee]

You can't pinch an inch or whatever. You remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was that?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Jeff Oskay]

That really was a saying.

[Jess Hooker]

And there was measuring tape around the.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, that was a part of it. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now you can get it with half a Hershey's bar in it. Have you seen the Special K chocolate? Those little cubes of chocolate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Number eight is Raisin Bran. Number nine, Cap' n Crunch.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love.

[Christy Lee]

And number ten is Cocoa Puffs.

[Tom Griswold]

I love.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why not just chew on a live chainsaw?

[Pat Godwin]

But the taste is just.

[Jess Hooker]

Hanging off the roof.

[Christy Lee]

I love them.

[Pat Godwin]

It's worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you remember the. I'm trying to remember what cereal had the toy. Essentially, it was a boat and you'd put baking soda in it, and then it would immediately sink.

[Christy Lee]

A toy that you put baking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was supposed to make it go around.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, go around the hole.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget which one that was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you remember the cereal? That. Boy, this joke is for no one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try my best.

[Jeff Oskay]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. Whatever the reference I'm going to pick up on.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you will. The. The. The. The toy was always some sort of marital aid. The serial was the story of. Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, if you were. If you're aware of the story of.

[Tom Griswold]

O softcore porno movie chambers.

[Jeff Oskay]

She was in the movie version.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you didn't read the book. You saw the movie. You saw the book. You and I'll wait for the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to think of a joke here. Wait a minute. Is there a yellow cereal?

[Jeff Oskay]

Cereals kind of is.

[Christy Lee]

Corn Pops are yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Corn Pops. I am. I am curious. Yellow. I'm stretching it. Not even funny. I apologize. Just pathetic, really.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no. I appreciated the effort.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We have sexual activity. Does it improve your sleep? We have a tribe in the Amazon who's suing over porn. We have a guy who woke up with a really big surprise in his garden and it wasn't a giant rabbit. And traffic jams cause an interesting phenomenon here in the United States.

[Tom Griswold]

The story of the guy waking up with the thing in his garden is absolutely amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. They've. Well, I won't say what. It's really, really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I highly recommend it. And we also will be hearing once again from Connor Daly and see how his urination issues are going. But right now I want to remind you that the official coffee of this show is Java House. And Java House, of course, had a. Had an entry in the. In the Indy 500. By the way, they're affiliated with the Splenda people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you were watching the Indy 500, that was the best. Funniest commercial was that Splenda commercial. Have you seen that? Where the. I'm gonna grow my own stevia. So funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just so well done. But let's get back to our friends at Java House. By the way, did I mention it's the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show? And the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Because, let's see, what have I got over here? Oh, this is the Java House Tea. Of course. They're famous for their coffee and lattes and very fancy coffees and energy drinks, hydration drinks. And of course, we'd be remiss if we did not mention the hot cocoa. You could also make it cold cocoa if you wanted. How does it work? Well, let's see. Here we go. They look like this. This is a pod. And you don't have to put it in a machine or anything. You just peel the top off and pour it. This one happens to be the amazingly smooth cold brew Columbia cold Brew. By the way, I was taught this. I did not understand that cold brew is the way it's brewed, ergo the name brew. And they take the bitterness out of the coffee in the brewing process. But you can drink it hot or cold. It's up to you. Is that. Am I over explaining this?

[Christy Lee]

You got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I didn't get it. And I'm a man of a small level of intelligence. I really never thought it through. The point is, Java House is revolutionizing coffee at the office and at home. Great for traveling, by the way, and get the details by going to java house.com. and by the way, if you use the code word Bob and Tom, one big long word, it'll knock 25% off your order. So find out about the revolution in beverages and coffee. Java House, J, A, v a java house dot com. And the promo code is Bob and Tom to get 25% off your order. So you just peel it and pour it and you are rocking and rolling. We are rolling through stuff here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm gonna try to do this alphabetically really quickly. So I'm gonna get it. There's Ace, and that was easy. Jeff, Jesse, Josh, Christy, Pat, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yay.

[Jess Hooker]

Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. I was just going over.

[Christy Lee]

I'm terrible. He was correcting.

[Tom Griswold]

He was making sure if you. I always have to start at the beginning.

[Pat Godwin]

Sing the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sing. Yeah. I've never been able to do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I really was like 22 when I realized ABC and twice Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star were the same song.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, what?

[Jeff Oskay]

A, B, C, D. I hope that. There was a lawsuit.

[Tom Griswold]

They accused George Harrison of taking that for my sweet lord.

[Pat Godwin]

The Barney song is this old man?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Barney. Everything is theft. Just terrible stuff. Speaking of Songs. Patty G's here and the summer has arrived and Pat's got a song he's been working on for the new album.

[Pat Godwin]

I spent the whole weekend just getting everything together. You guys had the race. I watched the race. And I just got ready for a wonderful summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer is coming and I'm cutting the grass filling the pool so happy winter has passed Planting flowers, digging a garden Bought some sod Put a new yard in I'm so happy Summer's almost here I can almost feel that Eating building a deck Stained the hardwood floors Gotten my new hot tub without any shorts I'm gonna start up the grill Charcoal's the best but someone I know is pissed and perplexed that's Jackie, the manager of my apartment complex. Summer's coming and I have to find a new place Summer is almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She'S actually very mad. I'm not even joking.

[Tom Griswold]

This doesn't give anything away, but there's a. Interesting program out there called the Pit, which is about a Pittsburgh emergency room.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And are you watching it?

[Christy Lee]

Quite intense?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm half watching it. I watch like this.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to put your hands in front of your eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very accurate. And I've read some reviews by physicians. They say it's. It's quite bloody.

[Christy Lee]

Gory bloody. Because they're in a surgery.

[Jeff Oskay]

It has one of the nastiest things I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's me.

[Christy Lee]

And that's. He watches horror films, but early on, the lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's gross. But it's another thing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they have actual emergency room physicians as consultants that actually direct some of the scenes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So that. It's very, very accurate.

[Jeff Oskay]

But there's a couple things I'm skeptical about.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's one thing that I think is funny. There's a guy that no longer works there, but he shows up and works there. He's like the janitor. Have you noticed that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Mopping and sweeping.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're trying to tell him, you don't work here anymore and you gotta leave.

[Jeff Oskay]

They just let them. Yeah, they just let them.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of. Sweet.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the poor guy. This is. Was his life. And then they kick him out. Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're so busy. We work at the busiest ER in the country. I'm gonna go take 15 minutes and make sure that this kid has a decent home life. Yeah, right. No, no, not the way they.

[Pat Godwin]

A couple of breaks.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a couple where I'm like, they wouldn't bother taking the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I worked in an ER for seven years.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did you? They thought laughter was the best medicine. After his fourth fatality, they said, maybe not.

[Jeff Oskay]

I lost so many patients. It is a cool show, man. Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Very cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they don't have. Since each. This is giving nothing away. Each episode is an hour of the day. It's like, like 24, that show. So they don't have time for the, you know, lengthy office romance thing and all that, at least so far. And I understand the second season is going to be taking place on 4th of July weekend, so they'll have a lot of people blowing their eyeballs off and. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Half their face, their hands.

[Tom Griswold]

And our friend Drew Powell has a interesting role in the first season. I'll say so. Good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good. Good show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Now we have Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I have all my parts so far. What do blow anything off or.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You're gonna really regret saying that I said anything. Okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say you can improve your sleep quality by having sex before going to sleep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. See, I know women. It's different for a lot of women.

[Tom Griswold]

I should say 100%. When the. When they wrote the proposal to do this study, this was a guy.

[Christy Lee]

According to the new study, both. Both partnered sex and solo pleasure reduced the amount of time people spent awake during the night and improved overall sleep efficiency.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay. So they're not saying it's going to put you to sleep right away.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like it does with guys, in a way.

[Christy Lee]

The guys and it. I am wide awake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. You'll sleep better.

[Tom Griswold]

They say that's an evolutionary advantage.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Something so that they're making babies in there or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, something about then the guy's not going to wake up up in a primitive man and start, you know, banging.

[Christy Lee]

On me again or killing you.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's really interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that it's. Apparently. I really have no idea. I forgot what the essence of this was, though, that it's. It's important for the species to have the guy. Once he's planted the seed, you know, kind of leave the scene for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Participants in this study spent an average of 7 extra minutes of sleep during the night following sexual activity.

[Tom Griswold]

7.

[Christy Lee]

They also reported feeling more motivated and ready for the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, wait a minute. Before you criticize. Before you criticize. When you wake up. When you woke up this morning, how much money would you have given for just seven more great hours of sleep. And the answer is a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Seven more great hours. This says seven minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

It is minutes. I meant in minutes. I mean, I'd love to get another even 10 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

I had a horrible night's sleepless night, so this isn't a good day to ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you didn't give it up last night. No wonder I didn't. See. There you go. That'll teach you. Andy, you listening?

[Jess Hooker]

This stands by my. Wake up and have sex first thing in the morning. That you don't have a cup. You don't need a cup of coffee.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'd rather have the extra.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'd rather bang it out and have.

[Pat Godwin]

A cup of coffee at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, the guy that. The guy that proposed this. We're going to investigate whether or not having sex. It makes you better sleep. This is the same guy that said, by the way, we found out that anal. Much better for your health, ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. He's.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're starting to look into his work.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying this somewhat skeptical, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

He'S been widely discredited by many in his field.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would agree with it. Like, I mean, there's a reason the term jack nap is a term, like. But definitely for a guy. Like, you can.

[Jess Hooker]

But isn't it, like, your hormones, like. Like just drop you. Like your testosterone takes days to recover after you guys have sex and stuff like that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, the chemically, like the. The testosterone level affected that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you guys remember there was a craze going on in Hollywood maybe 15, 20 years ago, called in jackulation?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where this was something that would, like nowadays would be on goop, Gwyneth Paltrow's website for that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, completely fallacious and stupid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Doctors were like, this isn't really a thing. But you would press on a certain area of the man during that key moment and it wouldn't come out. It would kind of stay in and go back in.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes. Yes. And people swore by it because they weren't losing precious testosterone. And doctors went, yeah, no, no, that's not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk to a urologist about that. Among others.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now expending it. It's just going into your body and being.

[Jeff Oskay]

Being absorbed. Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now edging is a big thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you aware of edging, Tom?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry, I'm Just when he edges into somebody else.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Basically what edging is is you get the person very close and then you stop. And then you get them very close and you stop.

[Jess Hooker]

Isn't that what sex is?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, for my girlfriend, I've been edging her for 12 years. Oh, yeah. She is really going to explode one of these days.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this says, by the way, I did a little bit of research. The after the arrival of the male prolactin, oxytocin and serotonin, which promote relaxation and drowsiness, reduces energy use and conserves resources for future mating and survival needs. Okay, that sounds very scientific. I'm not exactly sure sure what it means.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's not testosterone. My bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and also, the man will wander less and he'll be around because he's taking a quick.

[Christy Lee]

He's tired.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he'll wander less.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says he's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll boost reproductive success.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not going to be wandering around in the yard picking up sticks, grog.

[Pat Godwin]

You need to wander less.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello once again, if you're just joining us, this is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Happy to be here. And we're going to return to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

An indigenous tribe in the Amazon is suing the New York Times, saying a 2024 article portrayed its people as porn addicts. The Marubo tribe of Brazil's Javari Valley filed a defamation suit, claiming the Times piece on satellite Internet access suggested the tribe couldn't handle basic exposure to the Web, focusing on claims that its youth were addicted to porn.

[Jeff Oskay]

It did. We did the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The tribe is seeking at least $180 million from each defendant, which includes TMZ.

[Tom Griswold]

And Yahoo, by the way, Mike, what I take out of the story is not only do they have the Internet, that they've got plaintiffs attorneys.

[Jeff Oskay]

And what would they do with $180 million?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe move into town. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Get WiFi.

[Tom Griswold]

I can get a car.

[Christy Lee]

The suit says both outlets sensationalized the Times story and damaged the tribe's reputation. Though the original Times piece mentioned porn just once. TMZ ran a story headlined Elon Musk's starlink Hookup Leaves a Remote Tribe Addicted to Porn. A Times spokesperson told the AP that the article was sensitive and nuanced and it was a look at technology in a remote village and said the paper will vigorously defend against the lawsuit.

[Jeff Oskay]

It doesn't sound like they did anything wrong.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't sound like New York Times did anything wrong. It's the other two that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In the tribe. In the tribe's defense, when they went to X Hamster, they thought it was a recipe site. They were just looking to make spice up their meals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I do remember in. I guess it was the Steve Jobs biography, they took versions of iPads to indigenous peoples somewhere and they were, they were trying to see how user friendly they were. And with pretty much no introduction, they figured it out immediately. You hand an iPad to a 2 year old and pretty soon they're flying through it. So there's. They're so well designed. But. Yeah. The question is. Yeah. How soon do they find the porn?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they're also designed to be addictive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of that stuff, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Damn it. Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They. There's certainly. That's. That's part of the whole thing is wild. Yeah. Once you pick it up, you don't want to ever put it down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't this tribe want to be left alone?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who's. Who's speaking on their behalf?

[Christy Lee]

Their attorney.

[Jeff Oskay]

You think this is a case of just an attorney going, hey, hey, hey. Like, talking them into.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, like I said, you got some guy, Some guy pulls up in a dugout canoe. You know, hey, don't shoot. Put the arrows down. I got. I'm not sure if you're familiar with.

[Jeff Oskay]

This, but have you been injured in a spear fishing accident?

[Christy Lee]

And I'm with you. I mean, what would they do with that kind of money?

[Jeff Oskay]

They wouldn't know what to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Find a way.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'd be like the nouveau riche.

[Tom Griswold]

Just goes, you pull in and there's a hut built out of hundred dollar bills, like a money igloo. But we had this story not too long ago about the guy that. There's an. Remember this island off India or something and no one's allowed to go there. Yes. And some idiot tried to canoe onto it or something.

[Christy Lee]

And because there is a tribe there that is so remote, but you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Allowed to go there.

[Christy Lee]

And remember they killed that one guy.

[Tom Griswold]

That one guy insisted on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Turn them into Christians. Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like that scene in. What is it, the Monty Python movie where the, the guy's getting cut into pieces.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, you know. No, no, no. You know, okay, we're done now. No, I'm. He comes, keeps coming back at him, slicing his office legs. Yeah. What's coming up, Christy Lee Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

We still have traffic, traffic, traffic jams in the news. And an interesting way we have a guy who woke up to a very interest interesting item in his garden.

[Jeff Oskay]

An octopus.

[Christy Lee]

No, it wasn't an octopus in his garden. But bigger guess. Yeah, it's bigger. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

More dangerous. But right now.

[Christy Lee]

And have you ever had a car hit your house? We'll talk about that coming up because it's happened five times to this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple. Yeah, there's a place right around the corner from here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the boulders are in the yard. I've seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they've now they got a big blinking sign and somebody still notice someone still hit it. There's a gigantic, gigantic blinking light. A huge fence with the day glow things on it. Some idiots still hit it. But yeah, we'll get to that. Coming up right now, the Bob and Tom show sponsored by Better Health. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy counseling, if you will. And it's all done online so it's a lot easier with respect to your time and your privacy. See what I'm talking about? By visiting betterhelp.com btshow now it's about, I want to say this is the month of May, of course, and this is mental health awareness month. And part of this is taking the stigma away from therapy. And BetterHelp, like I said, is about accessing therapy. And it's been around for about 10 years. They now have some 35,000 plus therapists with a lot of different specialties by the way, working the program and lots of clients, actually millions of clients worldwide. So see what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com that's betterhelp. H e l p.com btshow and again, the btshowpart will knock 10% off your first month. Betterhelp is the world's largest online therapy platform. You'll join a session with a therapist and they find the therapist for you based on a questionnaire that you fill out. You can switch therapists anytime, no additional fees are involved and the therapy once again done online. So it can be done like a zoom call with a camera going or it can be done just by talking like you're on a phone call or even just texting back and forth. It's better health. And again, it's better help. H E L P.com BTShow and you can do it wherever you want to be because you don't have to go across town to sit in an office. You can do it online. So check it out Find out all the information and don't let the stigma of doing a little bit of self examination be coming at you. It's an important thing for you to do. And this is all about removing the stigma of therapy and counseling. Counseling. Betterhelp.com BTShow coming up, we have a car crashing into a house. And we also have Harry Potter News today. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica, Jeff Oskay. Yes, all here. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. Happy to be here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like this, like this organ. It's very nice. This is an. I was searching for something else and I stumbled on this.

[Jeff Oskay]

You like this organ?

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, put that away.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sorry. One good stumble upon it.

[Tom Griswold]

You are. You.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

You were. No, no, no. You. You were living in South Korea for quite some time. This is kind of interesting. A South Korea has introduced women only parking spaces which are longer and wider.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I wonder what.

[Jess Hooker]

That's no joke.

[Christy Lee]

That's. I'm not so mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Seoul has created. Seoul. South Korea has created special women only parking spots to make the South Korean capital more female friendly.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought all Asians were bad drivers.

[Tom Griswold]

We like to reinforce stereotypes. Apparently they're suggesting only the female. They're terrible drivers.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. Is it that or is it a comfort thing? What's going on?

[Jess Hooker]

The city is loading the cars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. With babies and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

The City is spending $100 million on initiatives including the new parking spaces. They are dubbed. It translates into the she spots.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder what this is about.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you're pregnant or have babies.

[Jeff Oskay]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

They're marked with bright pink outlines and the skirted female logo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That you occasionally see on bathroom doors here in the States.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

One Twitter user wrote. Really? What century is this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah, I love when people come. I guarantee that Twitter has never been there. Knows nothing about any of the culture.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, they're putting 7,000 new female only toilets around the city.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's good because there are a ton of unisex. I used a bathroom in Korea. I was at the urinal and girls were coming in and using the stall. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Model chuckling.

[Jeff Oskay]

There was giggling. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw this the other day. Dude, they have this when you live There it was a. Like they were at a mall and they had an escalator and they had steps and they had a little sign on the floor, and one was a skinny person pointing towards the steps. And then they had a big fat outline pointing to the escalator.

[Jeff Oskay]

I never did see that.

[Tom Griswold]

No one would think that the fat guy would just assume my option here.

[Josh Arnold]

Shame people to use the stairs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, I saw things like there was a senior citizen section of a train station and it had the Korean writing and then underneath it had the English translation. And they didn't say, you know, senior citizen or aged. It said old and infirm. Like, just flat out. I mean, just. But the word fat over there has, like, no negative connotations. You were just fat. That.

[Jess Hooker]

Just the size.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah. It was just a. So that kind of.

[Jess Hooker]

Just that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like having blue eyes versus brown eyes or.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There wasn't a pejorative.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not really. Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Were people as heavy as they are here?

[Jeff Oskay]

Dude, Koreans are big. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Jeff Oskay]

They're taller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're of like, I would say of the Asian ethnicities, they're the biggest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably because history has been so, so awful to them that they had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Beef up the whole thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, so look for the pink parking places.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wonder what that's about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Who knows? Do you like it when you pull into a parking lot and there are a series of signs? I obviously, I understand the handicapped now. They go to the pregnant lady.

[Jeff Oskay]

Absolutely. Yes. Do it. Do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think there should be parking for. If you have a little kid, why not get them right in the front of the store?

[Jess Hooker]

There are at some places where it'll say if you have two or more children, you can park.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's great.

[Jess Hooker]

At the grocery store.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have any kids. You could get a ventriloquist dummy, put it in there. No, officer, I'm leaving my kid in the car. And he looks kind of like Jerry Mahoney. Let's check in with the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

When Johan Helberg wished for a waterfront view, he didn't expect the view to include a 443 foot foot cargo ship. Helberg awoke last Thursday to find the huge ship, the NCL Sultan had run aground in his garden at his home near Trottenheim, missing his house by just 16ft.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have shipped my pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Shipped. That was what he said.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities say the ship's Second mate fell asleep on duty and now faces negligent navigation charges. To refloat the vessel, crews had to remove 1300 tons of cargo. Tugboats and a high tide also helped. The ship was eventually towed to the port of Orchinger.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty funny.

[Christy Lee]

Norway.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's garden. There's a gigantic boat.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was Photoshopped. I didn't know that was a real story. I saw the picture.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's like in Close Encounters when the ship just is in the desert.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. This guy wakes up, looks out, he goes, man, I must have gotten drunk and ordered too much stuff on Amazon. Look at that. His tomatoes may be delayed this year because it's in his garden.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a few feet from his house. What's that song? Wait a minute, Let me think. Hold on a second. A potential joke here. Oh, the tide is high and so is the crew. They're drinking rum. Coming after you. Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A Denver family says it's time to move after five cars have crashed into their home in just 16 months. The Stoll family told 9News three of the crashes actually hit the house. Now, they've lived there for 27 years, but now they're putting the place up for sale. Dave Stahl says the latest crash involved teens speeding over 70 miles an hour. Yeah. Their car flew through a set of protective boulders and slammed into the house. The family blames a long, troubled intersection in the neighborhood for their plight.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those troubled intersections.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's mostly because they don't have fathers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's say you're this guy, Christy. You're a realtor on the side.

[Christy Lee]

Bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you go to the press.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And say, hey, yeah, we're selling our house cuz cars keep hitting it.

[Christy Lee]

No. That's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now who's going to.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's going to buy that. You need to sit on it for a while and let people forget.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm sure it's one of those. Well, and this, there's one right near here. There's a T intersection and it's a long, long, long street. And then it tees and people aren't expecting it. Oh, and someone got killed last year hitting it. They. The people finally put up boulders after their house got hit so many times. And now there was this. This a giant gate in front of it with big day glow stripes. You. You see it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They prefer to be Italian. Sorry, we don't use terms like that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Day. Did I mispronounce it day? Glow stripes. But someone. Someone's rammed into the sign. Yeah, there's a guy out front. Hey, watch out. Because they got. They got a flashing light, but people, you know, drunks, I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I was reading about this family and apparently they will not allow Kool Aid anywhere near the house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, no, they hate it. They already have problems with the walls being knocked out.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Oh, dear. We have a. Coming up, a little bit of a sexy time with Ali brain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff, do you have Kool Aid man insurance? It's an extra 50 bucks a month. You gotta get that. Oh, you gotta get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's the phrase? What's the phrase that he uses?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Dude.

[Jeff Oskay]

My house.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show just around the corner.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pat Godwin across the way with the guitar and the keybird.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jessica Alsman has joined us.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's Jeff Oskay sitting in chair Chicks chair for a while while he enjoys Aruba.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ace Cosby at the Ones and Twos. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey, you're not a beach guy, are you?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Jeff Oskay]

You enjoy the beach some. Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you're a lake house guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the, you know, the boats and stuff. But your dad's building a boat which is, I think so cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's almost on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sailboat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Oh, sailing on it this summer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be great. Yeah, but you're not a beach guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Not really.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been to a nude beach? No. I don't see you as a nudie guy.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever done a nudie thing like gone to a resort or did stand up at the new.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a stand up comedian. You ever done stand up Mr. God? When you've done the stand up comedy for the nudie group.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Duty group.

[Tom Griswold]

Group.

[Pat Godwin]

On a ship. A cruise ship. Yeah. And I worked in Heat Hedonism 2 in Jamaica. I got the whole week for free. If I did one show and they were nude. The whole left side, there's a nude side and a prude side.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is there really?

[Pat Godwin]

Food is much better on the nude side. But you get yelled at if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep your shorts on. Which I.

[Pat Godwin]

Which I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the nude side. And the prudes.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta have food for the nudes, too, in Jamaica.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you. When you do the show, is it for the nude side or.

[Pat Godwin]

They were closed at that particular show? Show that was in their theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So which side did you stay on? You stayed on the prude side.

[Pat Godwin]

I went over to the new side, but I kept my shorts on and I got yelled at.

[Jeff Oskay]

Makes sense. It's the nude side.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You gotta be nude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you get nude?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I didn't get nude. These mics are on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And my girlfriend at the time, she did. Let's just leave it at that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really Gotcha. That had to make you feel awkward.

[Pat Godwin]

It did, to be honest with you. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. That's a crazy place.

[Christy Lee]

I could never be naked in front of people.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do a special song for them?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I kept it pretty simple.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't take one of your songs and just shake it up a little bit?

[Pat Godwin]

No, that was. That was a pretty wild place. We walked into the lobby and they were having a. How do I put this? Politely Eat dessert. Like ice cream off a female contest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Whipped cream and ice cream. It was. It was actually extraordinary. Well, it was very sexual.

[Christy Lee]

That's the name. Hedonism.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. No, it's a crazy, crazy place.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That banana split has a whole different meaning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hold the nuts. Does too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. And there's obviously no cherry. That thing's. That thing's way back in the rear view mirror.

[Christy Lee]

I remember flying to somewhere and the people on my flight were going there. There were two couples.

[Tom Griswold]

Couples.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you could tell that the two couples, I think, were going. So they could, like, swing me.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a big swinging ass.

[Christy Lee]

Because they were all.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was, you take my wife, I'll take care. Yeah, let's share wives.

[Christy Lee]

Were they, like, holding pineapples or something, too, or.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it was pretty blatant there. I mean, I think half of that place did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And they had. They had what's called a toga night, which I think was Wednesday or something, where you would dress in just the sheets from your room and, you know, you put them all, but you will. You walked into this place. I. I didn't. I didn't do the sheets.

[Tom Griswold]

That had to be really awkward for some ladies. Oh, is that a Japanese flag? You picked the wrong Time to come.

[Pat Godwin]

And. And by the end like an hour into the the party, everybody. There's no sheets on anybody. Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Never do that place. Well, I know it's popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here. That's Christy Lee talking and she happens to be speaking from the SILAC insurance news desk. What have we missed?

[Christy Lee]

A new study out there says bumper to bumper traffic may be driving Americans straight to fast food. Researchers tracked daily visits to 20,000 restaurants in LA county and compared them with traffic data from 2,500 highway monitors. When traffic slowed, drive thru visits sped up adding up to 1.2 million extra stops a year and the biggest jump. This makes a lot of sense during afternoon rush hour. Meanwhile, grocery store trips dropped as congestion worsened.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, as you sit there stuck in traffic, your decision to cook dinner tonight out the window, Right?

[Christy Lee]

I want it and I want it now. Yeah, yeah. But if I know it's gonna be a stressful drive, I want something to munch on, I think to kind of distract me. I think when I get anxious I eat. So if I'm eating fries, I don't care as much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I at least want a drink. I want something nice stiff drink. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's not much in this life that some french fries and a McDonald's cone aren't gonna cure. Yeah, that'll get rid of road rage.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's also in and out country.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's instead of making dinner, I'm gonna get a burger.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and Del Taco tacos and fries.

[Jeff Oskay]

But is it fair to do a traffic study in la?

[Christy Lee]

No, no. They always have traffic non stop. Right, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Canadian authorities say a pair of teens who collided with a moose are now facing charges after drugs and a firearm were found in their car. Aneesh and Beck police said they were called to the crash scene on a highway in Wallbridge Township after noticing a strong odor of fresh burnt cannabis emanating from the vehicle. Officers conducted a search and found 250 grams of suspected fentanyl, 33 grams of cannabis as well as a handgun with an extended magazine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good lord.

[Christy Lee]

The two 16 year old boys face multiple drug and fire related firearm related charges. I don't know how the Moose is doing. There's nothing here that says it did it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a the Moose is a narcissist work you've ever seen Dudley do, right? I think there's a positive spin to this that you're missing.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

At least these kids just weren't on Their phones. Yeah, they're out there.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're out there slinging Fentanyl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure. They're gonna kill a few people, but, you know, they got that going. No, I just. Wow. What? Have they yet to. Or have they come up with a marijuana detecting test that would take. What's the word I'm looking for? Impairment.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like a breathalyzer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is there. Is there a level at which.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

So is there a level at which you're too. You're too stone to drive?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, there is, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, is that measurable?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. They don't have a way yet. And that's the problem. In, like, a. What? They have to take a blood test and. And marijuana stays in your system for weeks, so they can't tell if you smoke that two days ago or two minutes ago.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, like, show you a picture of a band and say, is this the Dead Wither without Jerry Garcia?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you. If you. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

If you lay out a trail of Doritos, and if you start following it, they know you're high.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm back. I'm sorry. It's back to Christy.

[Christy Lee]

A Kentucky family was shocked to find a black bear sitting on their stove after it crashed through their ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a bad day.

[Christy Lee]

Kentucky Fish and Wildlife law enforcement said a game warden responded to the scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

Warden.

[Christy Lee]

And with help from a Bell county sheriff's deputy, they were able to run the bear out through an open door.

[Tom Griswold]

Here. Boy.

[Christy Lee]

Officials determined that the animal had climbed up an outside ladder, squeezed through an opening into the attic, only to fall through the ceiling and into the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

So you gotta. When you're up in an attic, you've gotta walk on the joists. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bear didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the bear, probably walking on the drywall, fell right through.

[Christy Lee]

Photos shared by the agency show the little black bear curled up on top of a white stove. Aww.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just heating my porridge. This stove is just right. Oh, that's so sweet. What a weird. That'd be a great call to the insurance company.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A bear fell through my ceiling. It did, buddy. What are you drinking?

[Christy Lee]

Prove that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, how did it get into your house? It climbed the ladder. Did it? I mean, I absolutely believe it could.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this place under construction or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Why were they just dirt bags and leave their ladders out?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they were washing windows and forgot to put the ladder away.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they were putting a new roof on or something.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Teenage kid sneaks out. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever do that?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't have to. There was no one around for me like either. I just lied and said I'd stay the night somewhere else and then we'd go out. Staying at a friend's house.

[Jeff Oskay]

We never do the joys of having neglectful parents.

[Tom Griswold]

We trust you.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called latchkey kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, me too. Well, well, well.

[Christy Lee]

You never had to sneak out, did you, Tommy? Because you never did anything wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm guessing you were a bad boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all. I did have a terrifying experience, though. I had a paper route, as you know.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was in the morning, so I'd get up super early, which would lead to this job. And one day I. I actually remember the name of the people. I probably shouldn't say it. I. I was delivering the papers and it was. It's dark, you know, it's whatever, six in the morning. And I. I dropped the paper off at this one particular house where there was a young lady in my class at school.

[Jeff Oskay]

School.

[Tom Griswold]

Noted for her ample bosom, by the way. Remember when you thought bosoms was plural? Yes, of course, I think. Anyways. But anyway, so I. She was a twin, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And her twin brother was kind of a friend of mine, known for his huge. Yeah, I never asked him. So anyway, they had what. I forget what the word it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chugs.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, that thing outside the window, that's like. It's made of wood.

[Christy Lee]

Lattice thing. A trellis.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a trellis gizmo thing. And anyway, I delivered the paper and I was exiting toward the driveway and this kid jumped off the thing onto the sidewalk. He had gone over there, snuck into.

[Jeff Oskay]

Her house, played with those boobs, and then was leaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it scared the hell out of. Yeah, you know, who's expecting that? And then when I recognize him. Oh, hey, Tom. Oh, hi. How are Cheryl's. How are Cheryl's boobs? Very awkward.

[Jeff Oskay]

Smell my palm. It's not really how it works, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually remember her name. Debbie.

[Jeff Oskay]

Debbie. Yabo.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you said her name was Cheryl.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was Debbie. I just remembered. I just remember. I was trying to remember her. Her brother's name, then I realized the last name.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, that scared the hell out of me. But this. But he had the balls to sneak into the. The parents were there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

You just lived in a little fairy tale world.

[Jeff Oskay]

How come when you're in high school, you can do things like that? But when you're a 47 year old man. My neighbors call me a creep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. First of all, if I jumped off that trellis, there'd be a chalk outline where. Where I landed. I've been working on my knees for two years trying to get him back. But they're not going to stand for that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did that. My knees would shoot from my legs like they'd been slap shot.

[Tom Griswold]

I should look, find out whatever happened to her and him. Right now, I want to remind you about Simply safe. Chick McGee brought this to our attention a long time ago. He came in one day and said, you're not going to believe this. I put a security system in my house. Took me an hour. He did it himself. And we've been talking about Simplisafe ever since. We have it right here. You can see it in the hallways, you can see it outside. And we can see what's going on in and out of this building. We trust Simplisafe. And it's called Simplisafe because it's so easy to install and it's not incredibly complicated once you get it in. That's the beauty of Simplisafe. With Simplisafe, millions of Americans now are enjoying this. Let's just call it the new standard in home security. It'll give you some peace of mind. They also have, among other things, active guard outdoor protection, something relatively new in the Simplisafe system that can prevent break ins before they happen. And it's good to know that most break ins take place actually during the day. And one of the beauties of Simplisafe is you can have the cameras on your house if you happen to be working somewhere else. They have AI powered cameras backed by live professional monitoring as another option. No long term contracts, no cancellation fees. Monitoring plan start at just a buck a day. They've got a 60 day satisfaction guaranteed aspect to this program. See what I'm talking about by going to simplisafetom.com and you can right now claim a staggering 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month for free. If you don't want to install it yourself, they're happy to hook you up with someone to do it. That's simply safe. Tom.com there's no safe like simply Save. Coming up, we explore the realm of contemporary dating life and human sexuality with a show we call Sexy Time with Ali Breen. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, all here as is Jessica and Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are good, Josh. Maybe we could tape that one. Use it forever.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the program. And by the program, I mean the show. And I'm stalling here. Are we ready to go? Okay, very good, Very good. We're gonna hook it up. There she is. It's Allie Breen. And at an unknown location. Are you at the TV station?

[Allie Breen]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Allie Breen]

Now I'm in Florida. I have the same nondescript interrogation room background, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you in Florida?

[Allie Breen]

Ocala. Doing Airbnb stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. That wall looks great behind you, Ally. Great paint job.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you fixing up a house to make it an Airbnb again?

[Allie Breen]

Yes, exactly. Yeah. It's taking a little more work than I expected, but I still, it's fun. I need to start posting some DIY stuff because I know I'm learning a lot of you could take weird tricks.

[Tom Griswold]

You could take your shirt off.

[Christy Lee]

Only fans. Thank you. Same page. Tom, do a combination.

[Tom Griswold]

If you did like semi new DIY house painting, you'd get some people on your Only Fans account very quickly.

[Jeff Oskay]

You could do a DIY Joi.

[Allie Breen]

That's actually a pretty good idea. One of the. Yeah, one of the subscribers said that I should do one and call myself Boobs. Villa. Villa. Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Boobzilla implies large boob.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, sounds like Boobzilla.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you might be like Boobzilla or something. Ally can be found a L L I B in the world of only fans. And she can be found on social media platforms. A L, L, I B, R, E E, N. I point this out because that's how you send letters to her, then she reads them to us and we do our best to try to help you with your love troubles.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it's our best, but we'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to a letter and see how we do.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, we'll do great. Dear Ally, my husband's ex girlfriend lost her job and he was sending her some money to help out. Well, it's been over a year and he's still helping support her. I got pretty upset with him saying that he's actually showing her he still cares and showing me that as well. And he said she just has no one and that he's being nice. Am I the one being an A hole here?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, he's enabling her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Get a job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not your responsibility anymore. You married this other woman. Leave her alone.

[Tom Griswold]

What's he getting out of it?

[Christy Lee]

That's a good question.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think he's just being nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I do.

[Allie Breen]

But he obviously still cares.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's a woman's. That's a woman's perspective, which is always insane. He does.

[Christy Lee]

Coming from the single guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, signed HJ Uber. You don't think there's any quim pro quo, if you will? I think.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think he's probably just being nice for a year.

[Christy Lee]

A year?

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay. I don't think he's just being nice. You think that's my opinion?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think it's. We've all learned that opinions can be wrong. Primarily.

[Allie Breen]

Yes, primarily. And also, who has. No one. I mean, like, there has to be some other way of getting some help after a year. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, if you get a job, that would hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

You could step in and manage her OnlyFans account.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, maybe she doesn't want to do that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then maybe it's time to hit the. Hit the streets and start. Ally, to go back to our original concept of you doing this thing. Did you ever remember toward the end, Farah Fawcett was doing this stuff where she'd roll around and paint and then she would roll across canvases and sell them?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, funny. Vaguely. Was that. Did she do that for, like, Playboy or she was just doing that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she was. She was selling them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she was. Was.

[Tom Griswold]

You could. You could. As part of your DIY series, you could do body imprints on the wall.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yeah. Oh, definitely. There's a. There's plenty of wall space and plenty of paint. There might be that happening this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the cleanup would be a little weird.

[Allie Breen]

You just kind of have to roll over and paint over it.

[Christy Lee]

But hard to paint the wall. I mean, it'd be hard to sell her wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Allie Breen]

I was gonna say that's hard to monetize.

[Christy Lee]

You painting your. Your wall with your butt would be amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, and I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think you're missing my point is. You do it. You do it. You do an imprint of your body on a wall that you're going to repaint later and then show. And by the way, you want to go with latex. Just.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, it's going to be really.

[Tom Griswold]

The cleanup of this, of the naughty areas with an oil based paint is going to be nasty.

[Allie Breen]

How much did Farah Fawcett sell her paintings for.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just saying in your case, you're not selling the wall. You're selling the act of you doing it on only fantasy.

[Allie Breen]

Yes. The actual.

[Tom Griswold]

And there'd be activity. The actual flesh exposure would be limited because you're going to be covered in paint. You see what I'm saying?

[Allie Breen]

Well, that's the thing. Totally. Because there's actually naked people in Times Square that are just painted all the time. And it really doesn't look like they're naked.

[Christy Lee]

And they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

So you essentially pour paint on the naughty parts, walk up to the wall, make the imprint, and then. Yeah, hey, listen, I only want 20% of this. Who's in?

[Christy Lee]

But you could get a drop cloth and just roll around in it in a video and then to said person as well. Oh, that would be a lot hotter than just pushing your boobs up against a wall. Oh, no, that boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see how.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't think it was that hot until you just said it.

[Christy Lee]

Like, how else are you going to get those corners, Al? You got to do the cut in with a boob. It's going to be easier. Ah.

[Allie Breen]

That's how to do it. Okay. I actually just want to try dipping myself in paint and rolling around and seeing if it comes out like a good painting.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it'd be fun.

[Allie Breen]

Maybe we should hang. Maybe you should hang those in the Airbnb without telling people what they are.

[Christy Lee]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you get some serious cash out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, I'm kind of ashamed that I, I used to paint. And multiple times, like, a woman would come over and be like, oh, I like your painting. I'd be like, we should do a painting of you. And they, she. But I did, like, abstract. I'd be like, oh, we'll paint your body and press it against the canvas. Five different women allowed me to do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pretty awesome. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was really awesome. And then they took their painting when they left.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the girls I know, she still has it above, like, her couch. And no one knows it's her because it's all abstract looking, but it's her butt and her boobs, like, pressed against the canvas.

[Allie Breen]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Ally, I think it would work because you wouldn't.

[Allie Breen]

I think so, too.

[Tom Griswold]

There'd be a minimum of exposure, technically. Because you got paint on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very abstract.

[Allie Breen]

Jeff's story sounds like what people put on Craigslist when they're like, come over for a casting call. And then all of a sudden, they're like, it's actually you pressing your boobs against Kansas.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe it worked.

[Christy Lee]

I can't eat times. It worked.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Allie Breen]

Now I need to try that. The paintings came out cool looking. Like it doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They came out very abstract, and you'd kind of smear part of it and lay part of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did it lead to sex or just having to, like, wash brushes?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, once. The other time, one of the times, it was two friends who did it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was unfortunately, nothing.

[Jeff Oskay]

See, that's the key. This is how you could just finally see your friends naked.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was. I didn't know them. The two girls were friends who came over and they both.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't matter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Naked friends. Let's all enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

We were this close to a threesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that. If you're just joining us. If you're just joining us, hello again. This is the Babaton program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. We are speaking with Ali Breen, comedian. The show is called Sexy Time, and Ally is in Florida currently putting together an Airbnb. Is your sister involved in this?

[Allie Breen]

No, not this one. This one is just me.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Is your boy. Is your boyfriend involved?

[Allie Breen]

Nope. All me. Yeah, everyone. It's a lot of work. So everyone else is stepping back, diving in. Exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Keep the profit for yourself.

[Allie Breen]

One more question about the painting. If you do, I wonder if you could actually make, like, if the girl has big enough boobs. If you can make them, like, mountain mountains, and then do, like, butt lakes and do, like, a whole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think just go. Just go abstract. All you have to do is put the paint on your body, rub again, roll on the paint, roll across the thing, and it's a short movie. But that's it. That's what they want to see.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

You can become Jackson. Jackson. Pubic, I believe, depending on the nature of the brush.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe more like fingers painting down there. I don't know. I think we've established a corner that I've just painted myself into. The only way out of this is to go. Ali Breed is our guest. Why don't you read us our first letter?

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

See what I did there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Allie Breen]

I was watching the P. Diddy coverage with my husband, and I was saying how crazy it was he. That he liked to see his girlfriend have sex with other people. My husband said. And I'd be surprised that a lot of guys are into that, including him. And we kind of both started talking about it as a fantasy in our sex life. But then all of a sudden I started thinking that he doesn't really care about me that much if he wouldn't be jealous. And now it's actually turned into a fight when he tries to bring it up. I don't like that he'd like watching me with somebody else. And now I can't get over it. Am I right or wrong on this?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I think he does care about you. It's just his.

[Tom Griswold]

His fetish. Sounds to me like. It sounds to me like he really wants to do this. You brought it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sure you started this.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the best.

[Pat Godwin]

She did.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

She totally did.

[Tom Griswold]

What is she doing?

[Allie Breen]

This girl is not helping a woman's cause of not looking crazy.

[Christy Lee]

We think too much.

[Allie Breen]

Just don't. You know what?

[Christy Lee]

Go do it. Go find some hot guy and have your boyfriend watch. Just enjoy.

[Allie Breen]

Actually, Jesse. Totally. Right.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Allie Breen]

That would solve it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he does. Who knows? Whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I. I'm kind of.

[Allie Breen]

She's like, yeah, George at work is pretty. Let me bring him home.

[Christy Lee]

And then if he gets mad, then he's the crazy one.

[Tom Griswold]

See?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't know until you try, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boy, just setting traps.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a huge trip.

[Allie Breen]

The best part was it wasn't even intentional. She was into it and then actually got.

[Jeff Oskay]

She didn't even know it was a trap.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think that's what we do? We sit around trying to make traps?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think things turn into traps.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. What does Diddy call it again?

[Josh Arnold]

Freak off.

[Allie Breen]

Freak off.

[Tom Griswold]

Freak off. Okay. Allegedly.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, has anybody used baby oil like that before?

[Allie Breen]

Oh, like pool fulls of baby oil? No, that just sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that get your mattress all greasy?

[Christy Lee]

Would it be awful? Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

I think they said he always had to pay like thousands of dollars in damages every time they used a hotel room since day.

[Jeff Oskay]

You want some friction, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

Otherwise you just keep sliding by.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like. Like a slip and slide.

[Jeff Oskay]

I need a handle.

[Tom Griswold]

For God's sake. What am I doing way down here? Ali Breed is our guest. Ellie's a very fine stand up comedian and she's also got a di. Diy. Ali, you've got to do this.

[Allie Breen]

I definitely will.

[Tom Griswold]

The painting. It will absolutely work. Where do you get giant. Where do you get giant sheets of paper?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get giant canvases in any art school.

[Josh Arnold]

Just get a drop cloth canvas.

[Pat Godwin]

Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think if it's paper.

[Allie Breen]

That's a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's a drop cloth, it'll. How do you hang that up? I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you wrap it around the stretcher.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can. You can go to Michael's.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yeah. You're just gonna get kind of. Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Then they can lay with you after.

[Tom Griswold]

They purchase your shoe. But I think the trick to this is you just. You put the paint on and you just roll once. Or it's just gonna get.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, is that it? Otherwise.

[Jeff Oskay]

Unless you do multiple colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, otherwise. But then you kind of. You have sort of an imprint of what's going on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it'd be worth experimenting. Yeah. You can Google the Farrah Fawcett thing. She did a whole bunch of them, and it kind of got.

[Allie Breen]

I will. I totally forgot about that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a much worse. There's a much worse technique, and this is. You're going to think I'm making this up, but I am not. You can also search this. There was a guy who did enema painting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

That's a real Jackson Pollock from another.

[Tom Griswold]

That's horrible. No, it's. It's true. And he would put different colors in, and then who would buy them? Who knows? But he would. What's the word I'm looking for? Excrete them, if you will, onto the canvas.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Allie Breen]

That is horrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it's true. And. But he had to use. As I recall, he had a special paint that wasn't going to poison him.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yeah. That could be dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Allie Breen]

Imagine asking that question at the paint store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine trying to pick out the funnel so you can load it up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Imagine him having to sit on that machine and get shaken.

[Tom Griswold]

That was probably the best part.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, he likes that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. That's another thing you can search. Yeah. Keith Beaudry. Once again, the show is sexy time. We have time for one more letter. Allie Breen. What do we got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend got into a car accident and her ex has been texting her to see how she's been doing. I saw this, and I got mad because how did he even know she was in the car accident? Unless they were in touch beforehand and found. And she said he found out through a friend, and I was overreacting. I'm suspicious either way. What do you guys think?

[Jeff Oskay]

You're an untrusting idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a lunatic.

[Tom Griswold]

So Josh had to hesitate because he already used his. All of his bitch allowances.

[Allie Breen]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, during this Break.

[Allie Breen]

You can just see Josh getting angrier and angrier throughout this whole segment.

[Christy Lee]

It's a real progression.

[Tom Griswold]

This does seem a little milder than the other one. So her friend, her ex is in an accident. Someone says something to him, so he says, hey, get better soon or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When someone's in an accident, it gets around. Like, you tell one friend. They tell someone.

[Allie Breen]

Definitely.

[Jeff Oskay]

They have a history. Look, it's fine. You're fine, man. She's with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yes. All right. So are we going to end on a pleasant note like that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Allie Breen]

You want to go with one more or you think we're good?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go with one more. See what we can ruin. Go ahead. What have you got?

[Allie Breen]

Okay. My wife. Dear Allie, My wife is a stay at home mom and she just started going to night school two nights a week while I'm home with the kids.

[Jeff Oskay]

Kids, I'm against it at first.

[Allie Breen]

You come home right after class. And lately the nights are getting later and later. She said sometimes the students need to work together on a project and they'll just go out to a diner. I'm suspicious that it's probably one person and not the whole class. How do I check up on this?

[Jeff Oskay]

I again, I. This. Boy, as somebody who took night classes, this happens. Yeah, you really. Hey, let's all go grab a drink or a burger or coffee and talk about. About the project we have to do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, she's.

[Allie Breen]

But are there also hookups?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think Jeff may have a good point here, too.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was just gonna say she's not gonna leave you till after she gets her degree.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why she's at school, so she could better herself to get away from.

[Jeff Oskay]

When you have a good baby, when you have a good babysitter, you stick with them. She's not gonna ruin that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, leave. We'll leave that hanging. Thank you very much. Ali. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N on your various social media platforms and A L L I B on OnlyFans. You've got to try this, Ally. I will do your homework.

[Allie Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Do your Farrah Fawcett homework.

[Allie Breen]

I will be doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Get back to it. Are you. Are you back in New York for the weekend?

[Allie Breen]

I am. I'm going to be at the Comic Strip on Saturday, Sunday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, everyone go see her if you happen to be in the city. Thank you very much, Alex.

[Allie Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a love letter here.

[Jeff Oskay]

We sure do. Regarding Raycon earbuds. Matt says, I love my Raycons. Tonight I listened to David Bowie's Space Oddity.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a good one.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've loved that for some decades. I've literally never heard it the way I did with my earbuds. It's an engineering masterpiece. Holy moly. Nothing that doesn't sound better when I have them in my ears with Raycon. I'm Matt from Cincinnati and I approve this message.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, thank you very much, Matt. Raycon earbuds. Earbuds. We've been talking about them for a few years. They're terrific. They're about half the price of the little tiny white ones that keep falling out of your ears. They've got a 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity that lets you pair two devices at once. The main thing is they fit in your ear and they stay in your ear because they have adjustable. What are those called? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Gel tips.

[Tom Griswold]

Gel tips, thank you very much. They've got these gooey things that you put on them and then they won't go away from your ears. Am I making it clear?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Raycons, a quick charge function, by the way. If you in a rush, just 10 minutes of charging, you'll have 90 minutes of battery. But once again a full 32 hours when you give it a proper charge. They have active noise cancellation and as you heard from our letter from Matt from Cincinnati, terrific audio, great sound. Raycon even has a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy, no questions asked. By the way, check out the entire Raycon catalog by going to buyraycon.com time right now up to 15% off site wide. That means all the stuff including the over the head earphones, headphones, et cetera, et cetera are on sale. If you use the phrase buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom. Everybody loves those Raycon earbuds. You will too. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the the contact information you need at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Come on, come on, come on, come.

[Jeff Oskay]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Having a great day Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we certainly are. And I just thought of, so I don't know how we didn't think of this earlier. What we were talking with Ally Brain and she's in Okala, Florida country, and she is putting together an Airbnb. I guess she's got some kind of a condo that she's purchasing that she's going to turn into an Airbnb. And she was painting.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we suggested that she cover herself in paint, roll on canvases and sell them because she has a only fans thing.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. How did I not think of this? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is something you could do. And.

[Christy Lee]

What? Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. There's no. There's no actual nudity involved. You're just. I mean, you're. You're taking your naked body and you're. Thank you for the support, Ace.

[Christy Lee]

There's the laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Ace, if you're to support me, turn the mic on. You take your naked, but you pour paint on it in various spots. And right now, for example, I'm just trying to think of this. You could be standing there. Obviously, you want to stand in a drop cloth. You got a nice big piece of paper laid out, like 6ft by 10ft.

[Christy Lee]

Where's the insult coming?

[Tom Griswold]

There's no insult coming. You. You pour. You pour, say red paint on one of your boobs and then maybe. Help me here, Joshua.

[Christy Lee]

Blue on the other.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue on the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then something else in another area. Maybe you're. You could dip your feet and then you could walk across it with your feet, then roll across it just the one time. I'm telling you, there's a market for this.

[Jeff Oskay]

You really could just do your feet on an eight by eleven and a half. Eight and a half by eleven?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And sell them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you want to get the more the large, like, Guernica style, you know, like the 15ft by 10ft murals.

[Christy Lee]

Really big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And head to toe, your bangs would be making a little impression depending on other areas. I'm telling you, there's a market for this.

[Christy Lee]

There would be no wispies.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a market for you to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's sad. Why?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why is it sad for one and not the other?

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants my bum imprint?

[Christy Lee]

Who wants mine?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you'd be surprised.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't sell yourself short there, Tommy. A lot of ladies and a few fellows who would.

[Christy Lee]

You guys could do a combo together. Oh, my gosh, Christy. And. Well, why don't we just do the whole show on one canvas?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that'd be too muddy. You see, you're forgetting the first layer.

[Josh Arnold]

Dry. And then you bring them.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. You're missing the point. It's often the, The. The areas where there isn't paint is where the art is. And there's also. There's also a Rorschach test aspect to this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the Rorschach thing where you make. What do they call them? Ink blots?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had this thing I tried to run by a psychologist friend of mine called Rorschach tampons. I was. I was laughed out of the office.

[Christy Lee]

As you should have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Thought it was a terrific idea.

[Christy Lee]

Of different shapes sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. You take them up and you. You put them on the canvas and pound them.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Jeff Oskay]

That is. That's quite a.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite a sickness, really. A lot of mental health work. Now. Now, now required. Well, before we go, I want to review the sad news about Rick Derringer because he deserves to be remembered by everybody. And Christy, you've got the story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Rick Derringer's guitarist and singer passed away Monday at the age of 77. He shot to fame at the ripe old age of 17 with his band, the McCoys. And they recorded a song called Hang On Sloopy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Aussie, do you remember this? Soon I'm gonna play a little bit of it for you. That's kind of an oldie. Oldie. He was 17. But then this next one, his first.

[Christy Lee]

Solo hit, Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Winner had kind of a hit with this also. And I think this is Dan Hartman singing, actually. Great song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were the Jokers a real band?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised he had time to write all this with all the gunsmithing he would do.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, that's a different Darren.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I think. I think his real name is like Zaringer or something and he's from somewhere in, I think, central Ohio. But yeah, terrific guy.

[Christy Lee]

He won a Grammy for producing Weird Al's albums.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, he was in the studio with us and was a really nice guy and I. He. I was. He also played guitar on that dreadful song Total Eclipse of the Heart.

[Christy Lee]

It's a wonderful song.

[Jeff Oskay]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

I like that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you're a wrestling fan, right? Yeah, he did Real American, the Hulk Hogan.

[Jess Hooker]

Wonderful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And Steely Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, yeah, just a Katie lied Gaucho. Yeah, his resume is amazing, but also.

[Jeff Oskay]

None of the good.

[Christy Lee]

Steely, rest in peace.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry. He apparently had a heart surgery and then had some complications. So, yeah, hate to see him. And he was with Edgar Winter's White Trash and. And Edgar Winter the Frankenstein, I think that might be. He's I think he's, he's playing on a bunch of Edgar Winter and Johnny Winner stuff. So, anyway, anyway, so long. Sorry to see you. Go, Rick Derringer. Now, I should point out that we're going just briefly. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Former MLB All Star Sean Casey, AKA the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to overcome.

[Jeff Oskay]

Your mind is the most important tool.

[Pat Godwin]

You have in life.

[Tom Griswold]

Be relentless. Keep charging.

[Jeff Oskay]

It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.

[Tom Griswold]

That matters.

[Pat Godwin]

We talk about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm fired up.

[Jeff Oskay]

Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

The Mayor's office with Sean Casey from.

[Tom Griswold]

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