The BOB & TOM Show - May 28, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: The BOB & TOM Show – May 28, 2026
Date: May 28, 2026
Host: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, with Heywood Banks, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker, Al Jackson

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Episode Overview

This episode captures the signature blend of humor, storytelling, news, and personal anecdotes that define The BOB & TOM Show. The crew kicks off summer with comic nostalgia, lively discussions about sports labor disputes, the absurdity of vanity plates, and the ongoing saga of Pat Godwin’s medical adventures. The segment is peppered with listener emails, musings on candy bars and fast food mascots, and even a deep dive into the world of cryptids—plus plenty of unscripted banter and ribbing among the cast.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Summer Vibes & Heywood Banks’ Anthem

  [00:14–01:39]

• Heywood Banks opens with a comically painful ode to summer: sunburns, sand, mosquitoes, and “flaming marshmallows in my hair.”
• “So much skin peeled off my back you could make a set of Samsonite.”
• Kickoff sets the show’s summer nostalgia and humor.

2. Sports: Labor Disputes, Strikes, & Salaries

  [04:44–05:39], [42:35–70:15]

• Major League Baseball's looming labor strike; the crew pokes fun at millionaire athletes “planning their strike already.”
• “Evidently, it gets down to money.” – Bob [05:02]
• League minimum salaries, NHL Stanley Cup updates, and fiery jokes about college sports regulation bills.
• Tom critiques the economics: “They've got all the supply and they can demand whatever the hell they want.”

3. Vanity Plates & State Policy Weirdness

  [06:16–11:53]

• Listeners write in about bizarre and easily misunderstood vanity plates (“TRD LVR,” “LEZTUNALEZ”), including stories of people losing licenses over bad photos.
• “We assumed it was turd lover.” – Tom
• Discussion on states dropping space options in plates and speculation about emoji use and photo glam shots on licenses.

4. Listener Mailbag: Slices of Life

  [24:22–32:39]

• Listeners describe idyllic American scenes—mowing lawns by the Mississippi, eating hot dogs, recounting classic Otis Elevator references.
• “I cut my yard looking at the Mississippi and enjoy it because I’m not a communist.”
• Ongoing bit about Tom’s affinity for elevator brands and mowing-while-listening fans.

5. Comedy & Music: King Crimson, Robert Fripp Testicles, and “Prog Rock”

  [26:47–29:49]

• Wacky diversion into King Crimson’s legacy and Robert Fripp’s notorious medical YouTube story.
• “I never knew anything about Robert Fripp’s testicles until yesterday.” – Listener email
• Tom insists on “prog rock” education, Chick pokes fun at Tom’s musical tastes.

6. Pets & Parenting Fails

  [30:25–32:07]

• Tom recounts failed attempts at pet care: a long-lasting goldfish and a toad named Dart that “croaked.”
• “Let it back.” – Josh, advocating for frog freedom

7. Regional Cryptids & the Bigfoot Conference

  [47:40–54:16], [63:38–68:44]

• Central Florida’s Skunk Ape, Sasquatch, and the annual Bigfoot conference.
• The show imagines Bigfoot town hall meetings, blurry ID badges, and reminisces about cryptid conventions.
• Discussion of the Pennsylvania “Squonk” and cryptid lore in the U.S.

8. Sports Memories, Candy Bars, & Fast Food Mascots

  [105:03–113:55], [150:29–154:53]

• A listener brings up the old honor of sharpening pencils and eraser-clapping in school.
• Snickers dominates as the most “brand aware” candy bar, followed by Kit Kat and Reese’s.
• Deep-dive into candy and mascot lore—McDonald’s, Wendy's, Colonel Sanders, Burger King, Jack in the Box, and the forgotten Quiznos "Spongmonkey."

9. Pat Godwin Surgery Updates & Listener Support

  [16:01–16:33], [78:01–83:04]

• Pat Godwin faces upcoming major shoulder surgery, nerves are high, jokes fly.
• Pat sings “When the Nerve Block Wears Off,” humorously chronicling the post-op agony.
• Listeners write in with surgery stories and good wishes.

10. Office Drama: The Great Creamer Heist & Urinal Tales

  [84:19–90:07]

• In-studio fridge drama—Jess and Christy catch coworkers guzzling creamer, Tom says he stocks it all.
• Confessions about peeing outdoors and the virtue of a home garage urinal.

11. Celebrity News & Movie Corner

  [156:29–160:21]

• News: Farmer’s sheep “Nobby” is modeled for Hugh Jackman’s movie “The Sheep Detectives.”
• Jokes about email scams and “Hollywood Harvey Weinstein type” requests for sheep pics; the crew debates if Jackman will ever return to the studio after Tom (and others) admit to awkward exchanges.

12. Zoom Call Fails & Daniel’s Camera

  [126:13–137:08, with Al Jackson]

• Al Jackson recounts viral moments from Zoom meetings—specifically, a worker named Daniel caught getting ready for “private time.”
• “Daniel, turn your camera off!”
• Everyone watches and roasts the disaster, reflecting on the ubiquity of remote work faux pas.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Summer Woes:
  “So much skin peeled off my back you could make a set of Samsonite.” – Heywood Banks [00:32]
• On Athlete Salaries:
  “League minimum right now, Thomas, $750,000. They want that to go up.” – Bob Kevoian [43:02]
  “Doesn't the average person see that they're making a great deal of money? They're doing just fine.” – Tom [69:14]
• On Vanity Plate Misreading:
  “We assumed it was turd lover.” – Tom [06:33]
• On License Photos:
  “Do one where you look like you're sober.” – Tom, joking about photo booths [20:28]
• On Animal Husbandry:
  “The toad didn’t make it.” – Tom [31:14]
  “Toad croaked.” – Christy Lee [31:14]
• On Bigfoot Conventions:
  “What they should do for this convention…everyone’s picture should be just blurry enough that you can’t make them out.” – Tom [50:16]
• On Zoom Mishaps:
  “He thought he paused one [computer], but…leaves the camera on while grabbing lotion and Kleenex.” – Al Jackson [129:31]
• On Home Urinal Etiquette:
  “I was right there…at redhead central.” – Tom, recalling childhood shower trauma [147:59]

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Important Timestamps

• [00:14–01:39] Opening Summer Song (Heywood Banks)
• [04:44–06:10] Sports labor disputes & ticket prices
• [06:16–11:53] Vanity plate stories
• [24:22–32:07] Listener life snapshots & pet stories
• [26:47–29:49] Prog rock, Fripp’s testicles, and Zappa references
• [47:40–54:16] Bigfoot, Skunk Ape, and cryptid conventions
• [105:03–113:55] Candy bars in America: rankings and taste debate
• [126:13–137:08] Zoom meeting mishap (Daniel’s camera) with Al Jackson
• [156:29–160:21] Sheep star in Hugh Jackman movie; crew’s “Hollywood” skepticism

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Show’s Tone and Style

• Casually irreverent. The crew regularly interrupts each other for one-liners, puns, and classic “dad jokes.”
• Nostalgic and self-referential. Frequent callbacks to ongoing show bits (“Otis elevators,” “Toad croaked,” “turd lover” plates).
• Smart-alecky but affectionate. Easily pivots from roast humor to sincere well-wishes (esp. for Pat’s surgery).
• Audience-inclusive. Listeners’ stories fuel many of the show’s running gags and topic pivots.

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Summary

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic tapestry of American radio humor: goofy summer memories, unfiltered banter about salaries and sports, state policy quirks, running gags about personal hygiene and listener emails, and unending curiosity about everyday absurdities (candy bars, urinals, cryptids, and Zoom camera disasters). Regular features include listeners’ letters and the crew’s recurring in-jokes, blended with contemporary news and pop culture—all filtered through the show’s trademark blend of workplace ribbing, deep-cut musical references, and tongue-in-cheek nostalgia.

Fans can expect a wild ride: from discussing “turd lover” vanity plates to waxing philosophical about dog tongues and obscure fast food mascots, punctuated by heartfelt moments about surgeries and funerals for pet toads. This episode is equal parts comic chaos and comfort, welcoming both longtime listeners and curious newcomers into the Bob & Tom extended radio family.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Foreign

[Bob Kevoian]

it's the bob and tom show.

[Heywood Banks]

Sneezing from the pollen the chain caught my shoestring Hit the center bar on my bicycle and almost lost my bearings I love summer Good old summertime

[Tom Griswold]

I

[Heywood Banks]

got sunburned on the soles of my feet and sand where the sun don't shine. Sunburned at the beach in pain the whole darn night so much skin peeled off my back you could make a set of Samsonite I love summer Good old summertime I got sunburned on the soles of my feet Lot of sand where the sun don't shine. Putting on a cold, wet bathing suit Mosquitoes and bees and tetanus shot in the derriere Something's crawling at the foot of my sleeping bag and flaming marshmallows in my hair Drop and roll. Caught a baseball with face

[Tom Griswold]

potato salad

[Heywood Banks]

in the sun Sal Manila steps up to the plate Listeria gets the run oh, I love some good old summertime I got sunburned on the soles of my feet and sand where the sun don't shine I got sunburned at the back of my throat sand behind my eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Come on in. Take off your skin and rattle around in your. In your bone. Hello. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace. Hello, Cosby. There's Tom Griswold. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Great to be here. Did you just hit your knee? You had that excruciating pain on your face there for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit something, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're okay, though I was concerned.

[Christy Lee]

Your bobo.

[Bob Kevoian]

You honk your bobo.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was another place, but we're fine. Coming up, we have penile injuries. We have a nudity and a separate story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I say something about you that I've l. That I really like that I found out this morning and I feel like I mentioned a lot of things that I don't about you that I don't like. So I figure, oh, turning a new leaf, saying something. No, let's not get ahead of ourselves. But you had.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had a problem, a medical problem that you had corrected.

[Tom Griswold]

Check.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it. It dealt with one of his feet.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's absolutely okay now. But you know what? He did not let that stand in his way of wearing his favorite shoes. By God, I can relate. Mr. No matter what, you wear your shoes Your favorite shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta wear leather shoes like a man.

[Bob Kevoian]

You damn right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it hurts to wear them.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, not now. It did, but he's better now.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So there was a. Oh, you mean

[Christy Lee]

when you had the issue, you were still wearing your leather shoes even though it was uncomfortable?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everything was.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now that it's corrected and it. You still wear. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some badaging. I'm fine. I didn't mean to bring it up, but yes, all is well with my foot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good to hear. You don't need to have that laser thing anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. I still have to have that done.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the. By the foot, you mean your penis, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Oh, we do have penile news, though, coming. Oh, interestingly enough, we have in flight penile news about the best way to

[Bob Kevoian]

put it in flight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have a lot of other interesting things coming up today in the world of both news and sports. Well, the sporting scene. Do you want to give me a little preci. Of what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a lot of stuff going on in Washington, D.C. concerning sports. College sports. Pacifically. College football and basketball. Major League baseball. Planning their strike already. Contract expires December 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know what? Evidently, it gets down to money.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the league minimum?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, but it's. I'm going to say five million.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, but it seems like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Better step that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Who's making the minimum. Minimum. And we had an NHL Stanley cup playoff last night. Let me tell you about the Hurricanes. They moved within a victory of the Stanley Cup Final. Beat the Canadiens for nothing last night in Montreal. Ouch. And they winner that series, will go on to play Vegas. Verver Regacy. The Golden Knights.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

And FIFA's in trouble already. Well, the ticket prices are. Jimmy And Joe and Mr. Six Pack can. Can't afford to go to the World cup games.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I don't want to go to the World cup games.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

You can have my ticket.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your case. I know, but there are people looking forward to it, and they're not taking it, as you say.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, supply and demand when it comes to this ticket thing. That's how it works, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got all the supply and they can demand whatever the hell they want. I believe is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe is the old phrase. Now, coming up, we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we all learned something.

[Tom Griswold]

Fascinating letters again. Going back to a letter we had earlier this week about a vanity plate. We have decided that vanity plates are sometimes misunderstood. The plate in question, you know, I'm talking about Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. TRD lvr.

[Tom Griswold]

So we assumed it was turd lover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Who wouldn't?

[Tom Griswold]

Which we thought would be a very unusual license plate.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a special Land Cruiser by Toyota.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. I thought they were letting us know they had tried liver.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a nice way to look at us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I tried liver once.

[Tom Griswold]

That was valid.

[Bob Kevoian]

How far are we away from having, like, the emojis, like a thumbs up or a heart on our. Our license plate? Why don't they. I'm sure they can do it. They just got to flip the switch.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think you would think they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you Would.

[Tom Griswold]

You take a charge for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You'd have tried liver and a thumbs up.

[Josh Arnold]

We may see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or a thumbs down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, it's because they charge for most of the. If you want your college on there or a charity that you support.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got your plate already, Tom. Road rage.

[Tom Griswold]

Thumbs up also be like RD space.

[Bob Kevoian]

R, O, D, R, A G, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that'd be road rag. Wait a minute. Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Well, a turd lover, people. Because we. We just assumed it was trd. I guess, though it was on a Toyota, which should have been a giveaway. A guy named Elliot has sent me a couple of dozen Toyotas that have the various designations, the forerunner TRD for the TRD Road Premium. There's a whole bunch of them, so I'm sure they're excellent cars.

[Christy Lee]

Some states, like the one we're in currently, are getting away. They're doing away with the space. So you can't get TRD space? Lvr.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Don't ask me. My husband went to get his plate the other day, and they won't allow it. If it's grandfathered in, you can keep it, but if you want a new one, they're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're missing the.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

They're leaving. As Josh would say, they're leaving money on the table. And for years I have said you should be allowed to bring in a

[Bob Kevoian]

photo of yourself for a little extra money.

[Tom Griswold]

For an extra couple hundred bucks, you could go to whatever place, get just the photo you want. And as long as they looked at it and approved, put that on your driver's license.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not set up a glamour shot right there at the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they should have a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Have a little booth there and look for extra 200 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

Have somebody glam you up.

[Tom Griswold]

I do know someone who claimed they had lost their driver's license because they didn't like the picture of themselves. I'll let you. This was a few years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I know. We know.

[Tom Griswold]

Previous administration.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But anything they can do to raise money, I'm in favor of if they want to. I mean, obviously you don't want to have vulgar vanity plates.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Although people always try to get away with it. I'm not sure what they're proving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was your husband getting Christie's man or something?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no. It's something, you know him. Indy 500 related.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Checkered flag.

[Christy Lee]

That would be cool to have a checkered flag on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you able to get big dangle pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I was not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Too many letters now.

[Pat Godwin]

They took me in the bathroom. I said, you can't get that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they vet you right there, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't really demonstrate that. Okay, well, that's certainly good to know you can reach us because particularly in the opening segment of our program, we like to like to hear from you and.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I saw one yesterday. Let's talk about these vanity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, let's talk about it.

[Christy Lee]

It was G. Now, these were all together. G9. I think it was N9. MD.

[Tom Griswold]

Gynecologist.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

How do you get gynecologist out of G9?

[Tom Griswold]

Gyne.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

N9.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was P9. It was P9.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that was a huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I stand. Correct. Of course. It was gynecology.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it. It was. If it was P9. Because I was. Like I said gynecologist, too. And my husband goes, I don't know. What would the P9 mean? I go, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it give me?

[Christy Lee]

It was G9.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

P9, Maryland. And it was all together.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, the MD we got.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a given.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, did you get a ruling on it as to what it was?

[Christy Lee]

No. She was in front of us, and I was hoping that she would turn in my neighborhood. I thought maybe she was a neighborhood car. It was an SUV of some sort of. Oh, it was a BMW. That's what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's classic.

[Christy Lee]

It's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

There's. There's one in my parking lot, and I'll take a picture of it because you're not going to believe me. I don't even know if I can say it on the air.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's not necessarily dirty. It's just. I can't believe they got it. Let me spell it out. Yeah, no spaces. Lez, T, U, N, A, L, E, Z. Les tuna. Les tuna.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's lazy tuna.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's lazy tuna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it's jolly tuna.

[Josh Arnold]

Les tuna.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a bold invite, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

And my husband said it was G9 with a small P, so. Capital G9, small P9MD.

[Tom Griswold]

Then. Maybe it wasn't even a vanity plate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I give.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's weird. I don't know. I'm sure they're listening. They'll let us know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it kind of in to take a noun and make it a verb? Like if they have a comedy night, let's comedy stuff like that. So maybe let's tuna is. How about. How about it? You know, I got that the L,

[Tom Griswold]

A, Z pretty much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got kind of its own little standard category. You're not going to get away from that. I just like it when people do stuff like that and don't realize what they've done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The classic being where someone thought the. They got confused about lol. Thought and thought it meant lots of love. Lots of love. And they ended up a sympathy card with sorry about the sad death of lol. No. Yeah, you got to be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard you have cancer. Lol.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. Well, we'll move forward here and get to your mail coming up. Also, we have, as I mentioned earlier, we have a lot of nudity in the news and we have a terrific story about why when you see certain signs in, in on the highway, you want to read them and pay attention. That's all I'm going to say for now. Whenever you move a barrier, you always, ever hear about these guys? Well, he got out of the car, move the barrier and then proceeded.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They usually end up in a river.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, bad. Bad things could happen. You mean, oh, they took the bridge down. Okay. So I'm just advising you as a civilian pedestrian to be very careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I ran into?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

The other there. No flag men. It was a portable signal that they put up that a gate comes down. Oh, yeah, for red. And that means we can't go. And then the other people go. Coming at you. It's two lanes, right. And then when it goes up, you can go.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I saw one for the first time too, last month.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good way to do it. People don't have to stand out there with those flags. I always feel bad for them. But my problem I of course wave always.

[Bob Kevoian]

My problem is I don't have anyone to flip off as I'm there. They're holding me up. How dare you get my way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. On that note, why don't we talk about keeping yourself safe at home Like Chick Magee who started the whole thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Chick. We have reopened the pop up store. Bob and Tom stuff. Including our new trucker hat. We've got the visor, a bunch of cool summertime shirts, tank tops. We also reissued the one that we did about six weeks ago. I guess it was. It sold out instantly and by popular demand. That classic is back. So you can check it out by visiting bobandtom.com if you get a chance and head over to the pop up store. While things are still popping, we put it up temporarily and take it. It's kind of like the McRib of of summer wear, if you will. Coming up, more happy letters about hot dogs and mowing the lawn and summertime. We opened up of course with Heywood Banks classic tribute to the summer. We have more cool stuff on the way, including a visit with comedian Al Jackson. I will say one more quick thing. Pat Godwin is going to be having major shoulder surgery coming up. Is it next week?

[Pat Godwin]

Tuesday, 6am but before that, you're going

[Tom Griswold]

to be doing what could be your final show. It'll be. It'll be. It'll be at Shakespeare's,

[Bob Kevoian]

The last show.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be. It'll be in the great state of Michigan at Shakespeare's in Kalamazoo. And Pat won't be able to play the guitar for a couple of months after that.

[Christy Lee]

What are we gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've. I've got. I've got alternate plans.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Guest guitar players.

[Tom Griswold]

Guest guitar players. I spoke to one yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot damn.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And now Pat's still gonna have the user of his left hand, right? So we're.

[Christy Lee]

Is he gonna do the.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have. No, no, no. He's got his little keyboard.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just do, like, little courting things. It'll be.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll figure it out.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be. It'll be like if you had da Vinci in here, but he didn't have his. His painting kit, so all he did was draw. Does that make sense there? Yeah, yeah, that's. That's totally.

[Christy Lee]

Well, so we're gonna get him in black and white.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of da Vinci. Mona Lisa news. Huge Mona Lisa news. Like billion dollar news. Coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the swell. Jean jacket style.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that. Is that it's interesting that you, Christy, you got married and, what, a couple years ago? And you're dressing a lot better. You look nicer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he dresses me now.

[Tom Griswold]

You look happy.

[Christy Lee]

He dresses better.

[Bob Kevoian]

I pick out all her clothes.

[Christy Lee]

He does dress better than I do. His closet's bigger than mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Andy helps your dress.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

He does her hair. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I'm chicken. Hello, John.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about vanity plates. I've never had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. Best advice you ever gave me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't want.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said, I'm gonna get a vanity plate, and he says, oh, your car is not getting keyed enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not everybody likes. Yeah, we've learned. Yeah, I, I had this. I think that, for example, Christy was saying, in this state, you can no longer get the space between words and a vanity plate. There, as Josh would say, they're leaving money on the table. Anything you can do to raise money. Why not? If you want to raise money to fill up potholes, I'm all in favor of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

In this state. They came out with. It's not a personalized plate, but it's a style of plate that you can pick a black background and just white numbers. Awesome. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

So stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's some extra, extra money.

[Christy Lee]

It sold out. Didn't it run?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was like, well, no, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's utterly. It's utterly artless.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't get why it's correct if I'm wrong. But they're an unlimited supply of numbers. Right. How do they run out?

[Josh Arnold]

Brutalist license.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it. In any event, we have one of those.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I have the one that it honors a charity, a hospital. That's the plate that I get. But it's. I just think, why do what? Do whatever you can to raise money. I've always said that there are a lot of people that want to make sure they have the nicest picture on their Driver's license. Why not have sort of a glamour shots option? I wouldn't care, but maybe a lot of ladies might. I'm not sure there are a lot of gents that are vain enough they'd want a good picture. But I have a technical question for a cop. For a cop. Can you imagine if they did have like a glamour shots thing at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles? And the guy goes, okay, that's a nice shot. Wait a minute. Okay, now do one where you look like you're sober. Do you think when a cop looks at your driver's place, if you look maybe should you make it so that you look really bad so then he's

[Bob Kevoian]

looking at you in person?

[Tom Griswold]

So yeah, you match. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like comedian John Fox at 3:00am you don't look. The word sobriety comes to mind. I don't know. But once again a great way to.

[Christy Lee]

I remember when I got my new driver's license and I'm not a fan of the picture, but I could care less. The guy, he handed it to me because they hand it to you check local listings before they send you the actual license. You get like a printed out copy. And he goes, trust me, this will look better on the license.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's nice. That's a left handed compliment.

[Christy Lee]

It did not, by the way. Sir. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

i wonder if there's such a thing as ozempic license. Oh, where people have lost weight so rapidly that they. Their license doesn't even look like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an interesting thought.

[Christy Lee]

Man. It's amazing when you don't see someone for a while and they obviously have been on the shot and you go, oh, why yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or they've got a toupee on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Any kind of change like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if you could go back. Well, I'm sure you can just go back and ask, can't you? To have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm pretty sure if you present them with a reasonable reason. Yeah, yeah. Take a picture again. Yeah, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

Do you guys look like. Because you all have lost so much weight, do you still look.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't look like that picture at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh no, I look very swollen in my old picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your Picture when you had your hair dyed.

[Pat Godwin]

It was dyed, but it's such an angle. It's just fat face, Freddy. It's just huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've heard of fat face.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to bring in my old passport. I told you guys this. I was coming back into the United States. And the. The clerk at immigration said to me, this is the worst passport photo I have ever seen. And I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You swear that happened?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bring it in here. I look like darker than Ace, and I have, as you may have figured out. I'm. If on the scale of.

[Christy Lee]

What are you fair?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm relatively fair. Ace is African American. Apparently the. Whatever it is on the photograph, the fixer or whatever the chemical is, something went askew. And, I mean, it's kind of Al Jolson esque to be. To be fair, but yeah, I'll bring it in. My old one. But the new one, it looks like me, so it's much, much better. Now we have a theme going on in our mail. Yesterday we had a really nice letter about a guy who was. He was going to send us a picture. He had put on his Josh Arnold dedication T shirt and was mowing his lawn, looking at the Mississippi River. And I was saying, what a nice. What a nice little. Just a little view of American life. Isn't that sweet?

[Bob Kevoian]

So are you approaching this as Josh didn't get angry enough yesterday? No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget that aspect of it. I should have mentioned. I'm just saying. I just thought because we've been getting. When we got a beautiful letter from what was at the northwest corner of Montana, Just this. What a great country. All these great places. Dear Bob and Tom, I live in Albany, Illinois, along the Mississippi River. I've been a fan since I was a young kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you saying Albany?

[Tom Griswold]

Albany? What did I say?

[Christy Lee]

Albany?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I don't know how. There's a couple of optionals there. I don't know how they pronounce it. He goes, I now cut my yard looking at the Mississippi, and I enjoy it because I'm not a communist.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the email?

[Christy Lee]

That's the email.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tom was calling his communist because we couldn't appreciate.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys couldn't appreciate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great afternoon would be looking at the Mississippi river, cutting your grass.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what's going to happen now is people going to send us emails. What they're looking at.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. Then he goes, by the way, next week. Next week, Tom I'm going to cut my grass looking at the Mississippi, eating a hot dog because. Because I am no communist. Well, thank you very much. We appreciate that, Kyle.

[Bob Kevoian]

And listen to the ball game.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a nice time. Sounds like a great spot there in Illinois.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I was at a Memorial Day weekend barbecue in Bloomington, Indiana, where Go Hoosiers. Hoosiers are located. I met a lady who recently retired after 32 years at Otis Elevator. Oh, I of course mentioned, Tom, your loyalty to the Otis brand.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a notice. I take the stairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

She seemed completely unaware. I'm not sure why Otis are not sponsors of your fine program. This is Nick. Oh, P.S. josh. My brother's moving to St. Louis with his whole family. Can you recommend any good neighborhood?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Google.

[Bob Kevoian]

Google. All right, Google. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Google it up now. We had an odd story yesterday about Robert Fripp, the guitarist.

[Christy Lee]

We're not bringing that back up. I have some letters.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I guess that we'll just move up. Christy, what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter about Robert.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had a Robert Frip letter. No, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I thought you were just bringing it up so we could.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Mr. Smith. Yeah, he says I am a big King Crimson fan. Robert Fripp was the guitarist for King Crimson. Perhaps more. Well, for his work with David Bowie, sure. He also, during COVID became quite famous with his beautiful wife. They've done a series of funny videos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Frida.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's. She's lovely. In any event, he's an Englishman, but he. He did a video with his wife about the fact that he had had a heart attack. And when he woke up, he was in Italy. He woke up and they had shaved his scrotal area. And he didn't quite understand why, but it had kind of gone viral and. But I try. I played a little bit of. Josh had asked, is this Court of the Crimson King a good song? And several people have written about it that enjoy it very much or tried it yesterday for the first time and found it. What did you call it? Chick? Prague Rock?

[Bob Kevoian]

Progressive rock. I think that was a thing, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Progressive rock. And I think. Josh, you said you'd like to give it a try one of these days. Sure, yeah, but because I just played

[Christy Lee]

10 seconds because it's kind of Pink Floyd esque.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's pre.

[Christy Lee]

Well, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's before Pink Floyd got famous, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

But are you saying Pink Floyd.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a little bit of it borrowed from.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this about 30 times. You get the idea.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's every ounce Brock rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And there's what, 69 or 1969.

[Pat Godwin]

Drummer's going crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, it's. If you have stumbled on the thing about. About the testicles of the aforementioned gentleman, that was why he was famous.

[Josh Arnold]

From that.

[Tom Griswold]

From that record. That's where it all started. And I highly recommend listening to his music. Now back to you, Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, what did the letter say?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was just suggesting that the letter said nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm starting to suspect the letter just said Robert Fripp at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

I am a big King Crimson fan. I never knew anything about Robert Fripp's testicles until yesterday. The problem is, I never really wanted to know anything about Robert Fripp's testicles. Also, Tom. I am an even bigger Frank Zappa fan, but my life would be better if I weren't aware of Tom's beloved Phi Zappa crappa poster. Of course. An artistic milestone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yes. That's what it was in.

[Tom Griswold]

In contemporary rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And then this guy writes, I could. I found a 10 minute version of the Court of the Crimson King.

[Christy Lee]

Lucky you.

[Tom Griswold]

I found it very entertaining.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I will go out on a limb and see. I think Josh will like it. Okay, there you go. Enough of the testicles of Mr. Fripp. Christy, what have you got over there? You said you had a letter.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, I usually relate to the Heathens you work with, but I decided to watch Remarkably Bright Creatures. This is from Derek with my wife Ashley. We both loved it. Cried numerous times. Tom's an ass bag for not giving it a shot just because he's afraid of octopuses or octopi. Thank you for letting me know about this beautiful movie.

[Tom Griswold]

And I looked it up. Apparently, octopuses is correct. And my girls loved it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they watched it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'm going to have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a possibility of a pet octopus in the future? Please say yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get them one.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you?

[Josh Arnold]

We can get them one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. We'll get you. Well. Well, we need to do it right, though. Like a saltwater tank. The whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get it. You can get a tank with an octopus?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get whatever you want.

[Christy Lee]

Follow a guy on Instagram who has one.

[Josh Arnold]

We can work this out. Next time he goes skiing, we'll get this done. They come home to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, I've got some

[Bob Kevoian]

bad news, because everybody he worked. Everybody works for him has keys to his house, so it wouldn't be. Won't be a problem.

[Christy Lee]

The frog die or the goldfish.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the goldfish is still hanging in there.

[Christy Lee]

Frogs.

[Tom Griswold]

That goldfish is going on what, two years?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very pleased I've been able to keep the goldfish alive. They trapped a toad that they named Dart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember I told my daughter went to a friend's house and then she came back from the weekend and all of a sudden we had a toad in the cage. Funny, the toad didn't make it.

[Christy Lee]

Toad croaked.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of defines irony inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had you. Had you toad the toad that he would do dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I had moved the toad outside because

[Bob Kevoian]

the stench was of a rotting toad.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, when he was alive, just smelled awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know what? He's self conscious about that. And that might have been what killed him. Yes, embarrassment.

[Christy Lee]

Did he have a little pool of water so he could bathe?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he had. I think what happened was I put him outside. I think that he may have gotten check local listings. A little too much water. Oh, I'm not sure if he had a place to stand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can a toad drown? I guess they can.

[Josh Arnold]

They can. Which is why you don't put them in boxes outside you if you find a toad outside. Yeah, maybe. Hold it. See, this is when they let it back.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't agree more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, so you learned that as a kid. And then heart my 10 year old goes, don't throw it away, dad. We're having a funeral.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we're on to something here. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Sally in Rockford, Michigan. I was out for my morning walk moments ago listening to your show and I saw this big fella in my neighbor's driveway. That is a snapping turtle, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there in Michigan. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Catching some rays.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Stretching his neck out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I want to be careful. Where you skinny dip, fellas?

[Bob Kevoian]

Snapping turtles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You got to be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what's happened? I'm surprised. There are more signs on small lakes

[Bob Kevoian]

and they do not let go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Now coming up, we have more of your letters. Always a great pleasure to hear from you. You can get a hold of us at Bob [e-mail]. also, we have nudity in the news. We have candy bar news, the Mona Lisa is in the news, sex doll news and a cool story about our favorite human being. Of course I'm talking about Hugh Jackman and his movie the Sheep Detectives, which my son Sam says is the best movie he's seen all year.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't wait.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to go see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't wait to see.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now we're going to check in with Christy Lee involving her vehicle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my Tucson hybrid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, have I talked about how much I love it? I love it. Thinking about maybe getting a new one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, because three years old, you never want to be without one.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Let's say you need an oil change or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And they come if the new ones come with like 3 years, 36,000 mile free oil changes. Great maintenance. Yep. They have wonderful hybrids to choose from at Hyundai. And the SUV Tucson Hybrid, which comes with America's best warranty, or the Santa Fe hybrid, which is a little bit bigger and a little more off roady is like I like to call it hybrids from Hyundai deliver wonderful gas mileage. I'm running about 37 miles to the gallon right now. And if you would like the same, visit Hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 to find out more details or just visit your local Hyundai dealer. Hyundai. Good folks.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Christy Lee, I was just having a snack.

[Christy Lee]

What are you eating?

[Tom Griswold]

Power Bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what gives me.

[Christy Lee]

You need some power.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what gives me more power when I come back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank goodness you've got more power.

[Tom Griswold]

And I will say briefly once again, very important. Patty G. Could be the final show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Kalamazoo, Michigan, Saturday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Shakespeare's the man, the guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

I used to be able to play guitar before somebody before.

[Tom Griswold]

Before my arm got off.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just telling you, I used to be somebody before got all crippled, you

[Christy Lee]

know, you're going to be just fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

And now we're giving people an inside of look at the World Cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time's ticking.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we're just really excited just as the people are.

[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Better than you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the last days of playing his guitar, there's Josh Arnold.

[Al Jackson]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. Letters continue from our listeners brought to you by sleep number.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this one references. I forget why we were talking about this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got one of those. I forget why we were talking about it, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm the only other one, I guess. I'm a big fan of the stick song, Mr. Roboto. I just love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

The whole I can't think of a

[Tom Griswold]

behind the scenes thing where sticks play

[Bob Kevoian]

it now, but yeah, just kind of a cool song. Okay. You're. You're. You're entitled to that, though. Yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Domo arigato, Mr. Robot.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of a so called concept album.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a kid. We had that as a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a small but thriving tennis shoe brand called Arigato. Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have a bear?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not yet. I'm making my choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they costly?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I don't remember why we were talking about chewing on pencils yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Super Bowls and all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was an interesting discussion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh started that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was. It started with the world record for the Slinky and I was very impressed with it. Although I'm not a big fan of the Slinky. I think it's kind of a boring toy after a while. But it's cool. It teaches a little bit about physics. And this great guy, he's a medical student at Yale. He took his wife and son and

[Bob Kevoian]

just a regular guy, they went to

[Tom Griswold]

Ohio and they broke the record. But we got talking about toys and Josh mentioned he liked to bite into a Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, very satisfying.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, before we get to that, I need to tell you that. Hey, Tom, I can't believe you didn't mention that. This kids doing the six, seven juggling. It seems to be the Slinky move. Why haven't you. Oh, yeah, it is. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what we all did with the Slinky before we tried to get him to go down the stairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you see last week the Pope was doing it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Some young folks were talking to the Pope and the next thing you know, he's doing the 6, 7 move. That was hilarious. He had escape on, by the way, Pope or escape.

[Bob Kevoian]

I heard there his. One of his nicknames is Pope Deep dish.

[Christy Lee]

Is it really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Top show, when I was in school, everybody, and I mean everybody, chewed their pencils almost down to nothing. This emailer says teeth marks were everywhere in my school. All over pencils.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show when I was ever.

[Christy Lee]

No, you chew on those sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't chew on them. I suck them.

[Christy Lee]

So he's a sucker, not a chewer.

[Bob Kevoian]

The difference is distinct. Are there shoe marks on the choirs to be mentioned? If we can only have that isolated. Hoffy. I'm not a chewer. I'm a sucker.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's one born every month.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Glenn in Amarillo, Texas, where he's, of course, picking up fresh horses. When I was a little kid, I liked to bite my pencils at school. I also like to sink my teeth into the window pane of my bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

The feeling of the paint cracking under the pressure was oddly satisfying. My parents, however, did not share my enthusiasm. I was punished repeatedly.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been led.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to like to get my pencils really tiny, like golf pencils. No. Yeah. But I mean, I would take the regular number number two pencil, and then it was a big honor.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean sharpen it all, essentially.

[Josh Arnold]

Point eraser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a big honor to be able to sharpen the pencils. Remember that? You'd be chosen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You were. Sharpen all the pencils.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd sharpen all the pencils.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd be chosen. You wouldn't just sharpen your own pencil?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. There was a special pencil sharpener. Well, it was the kind you'd hand grind.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would cut down on the parade to the pencil sharpener.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would collect everybody's pencils.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And then we also had a thing where the windows. To open the windows, you had this special stick.

[Christy Lee]

I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

With a metal thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

A metal kind of a crank thing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It would click, click the little thing open.

[Tom Griswold]

That was an honor. If you were allowed to go do the windows, you'd get.

[Josh Arnold]

Was clapping the erasers an honor?

[Tom Griswold]

Cleaning the board was an honor.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's certainly gone away, hasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the boards have gone away.

[Josh Arnold]

We would have to go outside and clap the erasers every now and again. And only the trustworthy students could do that because they had to step outside for a second.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You might run away.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You could take that Idea of clapping. The Erasers do a parody of Clap for the Wolf Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me write that one down.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just thinking that that contemporary non hit from. Oh, but there is good news.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's good news today.

[Tom Griswold]

The band is back together.

[Christy Lee]

What band?

[Josh Arnold]

Guess who.

[Tom Griswold]

The Guess who. The real Guess who.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Burton and with Burton Cummings, the CF Turner.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's, you know, it's Randy Backman.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to get a look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're posting some of the clips from them rehearsing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're. And Randy is. He pronounces it Backman, but I guess Bachmann in the United States is a terrific guy and a great player and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure he's a terrific guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I've read a bunch of interviews with him.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who grew up with him. They say he's a really great guy. See, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

In Canada. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For my money, one of the underrated vocalists in the history is Burton Cummings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stand Tall is the exception.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to Undone and get back to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But anyway, there's. That is a classic story about a band whose name was sort of hijacked and there was a band out there called that, that had the name Guess who. That really wasn't them, but they're actually back together. So if you get a chance, go see the real band, not. Whatever it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't believe I'm saying this. That is good news.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, back to our letters. Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I read that you are a fan of the Otis Elevator Company. FYI, the Otis Elevator Company building in Dayton, Ohio is one story. Makes sense, I guess. It's a fact.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't get high on your own supply.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody knows that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we. And then I suggested yesterday that the Slinky Company should have a disclaimer on that toy that if you live in a ranch house it may be less satisfying. You may have to go to a local athletic facility.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I had stairs and I could never get it to go down the stairs, let alone go up the stairs. Couldn't get it to do.

[Tom Griswold]

What Was the record? 56 stairs or something was the new. The new world record for the slinky,

[Bob Kevoian]

up from 30 something.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was. There's a great video out there. So congratulations. Now, what's coming up in the world of sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got baseball players. And the collective bargaining agreement for Major League Baseball expires December first they want money. League minimum right now, Thomas, $750,000. They want that to go up. Also from Capitol Hill, a bill, just a bill is dealing with college football and the portal and coaches changing teams during the season will, will muddy the waters on that one.

[Tom Griswold]

And out for the national championship. They're, they, they, they're going to expand it to 300 teams. What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Scuttle is 24.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. It's a little bit more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

FIFA World cup ticket prices are beyond the reach of Joe Six Pack.

[Tom Griswold]

In dollars or dollars.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they just hold them out of their. Yeah, they have to hop to grab them. WNBA last night, again, I've gone on

[Tom Griswold]

record of saying I don't care about the soccer tournament, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

And more.

[Tom Griswold]

You can have my seats.

[Bob Kevoian]

And more about Elisha Otis.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob&tomobandtom.com

[Tom Griswold]

Indiana Legion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the swell white jean jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but have you seen the top? The waist of that jean jacket's all frilly. Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's kind of like.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's a crop top. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of got some. That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Very feminine.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's wearing very girly. She's wearing an ejaculate.

[Christy Lee]

You've noticed. Finally, I am a girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever see a girl wearing ejaculate?

[Tom Griswold]

So your contention is that those, those sport jackets that stop at the waist are called ejaculates.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never stand up and go. You go.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable, isn't it? That may be, that may be his favorite joke of all time.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick Eisenhower started that Jacula. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Tom. And I'm Chick McGee with this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's me on guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy. Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's coming down.

[Tom Griswold]

Playing this because the Guess who is back together. The originals from the late 60s.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea. You told me to get Guess who.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I couldn't possibly.

[Bob Kevoian]

That old trope. I couldn't, I couldn't possibly. I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you cut it right there before it gets to the part where.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I, I, here's what happened. I, My internal Tom clock. I thought I was getting close to. All right, cut it off.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

You weren't there yet, but I would

[Bob Kevoian]

have said want to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would love to see that show. Josh, you and me.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to go to tank tops.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're sitting. I'm glad you are because I got something for you. I just found. Oh, I have no details. I'm just going to read this as written here. This is from the website Click Orlando.

[Josh Arnold]

Click Orlando.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I used to live in Orlando. Central Florida. Home of Disney World. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't think the name of the place where you lived was Orlando, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I lived in several places, including deland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deland.

[Christy Lee]

Why do they call it deland Dom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's funny. It has. It's because it's near to sea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, that joke. Celebrating today its 40th year in entertainment. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a guy wearing a.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can't. We can't help it. It just goes into autopilot.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I send you guys the picture of the guy wearing the back of it? The deland parachute T shirt. Okay. They have a very fine parachute facility there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what DeLand's known for. Because you land on DeLand.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a fine university there. But the larger point here is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that where Samford is? Or one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Stanford is a city.

[Tom Griswold]

Stanford, Florida.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where Stanford. Not. Not st. There's a Samford University. They specialize in elevator repair.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

These days most company trade might be a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter's boyfriend's doing that elevator repair. He's in that trade.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of those things. That's one of those things.

[Christy Lee]

Five year apprentice program.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why? Because I'm glad it is. I don't. I don't want an elevator repair guy to screw up. Wait a minute. You didn't put on the double flanger.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he say he likes it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's up to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, Christy wasn't sure if

[Josh Arnold]

she should do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Welcome to the hack hour. Well, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Deland met with.

[Bob Kevoian]

So what did. What did future mother in law possibly say when he said I'm in elevator repair?

[Christy Lee]

I said that's great because that's a wonderful career. He's a really union man. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now elevators aren't going anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably. We always need elevators.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the headline. Florida Bigfoot conference. Thousands of people are expected to head to central Florida next month for an event focusing on Florida's very Own legendary skunk ape. It is the Great Florida Bigfoot conference scheduled for June 13th at the World Equestrian center in Ocala, Florida. This is not far from Orlando. Yeah. This is the sixth annual.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Ali has a Airbnb there. You could.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the sixth annual Bigfoot Conference, Josh. If you want to attend, I'll give you the day off. They have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never heard it. I have never heard Bigfoot described as a skunk ape.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Particularly in the Florida region.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's. If regional. Well, there are a couple dozen. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got the Hudson Valley one. You've got the Sasquatch. You've got your Abominable Snowman. There's a whole bunch of different versions of Bigfoot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because many, many cultures.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a yeti, not a Sasquatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Drink heavily. I'm sorry. They're down there. Ayahuasca. And here's what's going on at the Bigfoot Conference, Josh. Live Bigfoot town hall discussions. I'm not exactly sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there. Well, they're actually, I'd like to think that it's. It's Big feet who are walking up to podiums and explaining their grievances to a dais of.

[Bob Kevoian]

And all the Bigfoot as they're at the podium are wearing glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right. They'll sometimes put on their reading glasses

[Tom Griswold]

if you watch the national news, which lately it's so depressing. I always love it when they have the press conferences. It's like with the president or whoever it might be. And you can always tell that the. The major network, ladies and gents, always want to make sure that they have a question that they can put on the news that night. Wouldn't it be funny if just everything was normal and then it cuts over and there's a Bigfoot. It's my understanding that you're not in favor of Bigfoots being allowed to vote, even if they're 18.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we get your thoughts on that,

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Bigfoot? Mr. Bigfoot, how do you feel about having a special parking space just for big Feet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And I understand they're redistricting to keep the Bigfoot people separate from. Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

In any event, Mr. Bigfoot, who you

[Bob Kevoian]

think you are, Mr. Bigfoot, tell me. So the Florida Never, never get my

[Tom Griswold]

love Florida Bigfoot conference just around the corner in June in Ocala, Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

I will. I'll go and I'll call you guys. Man. I'm sure I'm having a great time here at the Bigfoot convention. Cut to me, standing in line at Universal Studios,

[Tom Griswold]

what they should do. What they should do for this convention would be sometimes when you go to conventions, what do they call those?

[Christy Lee]

Those lanyards.

[Tom Griswold]

The Lanyards, Yeah. With the ID tags and everything. They should do one, but everybody's picture should be just blurry enough that you can't. You can't make them out.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been to one Cryptid convention and I met. It was either Patterson or Gimlin. I forget it was the famous Creek footage. I met one of the guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, like Willow Creek or.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, like that famous Bob's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the one that. Didn't they finally come out and say it was faked?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a documentary out apparently that that is claiming that it was faked. But that's what they. Of course that's what they want us to think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's paying those people for a lot of those people?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a little bit. A little less Bigfoot hunting and a little more job hunting would be the. The order of.

[Josh Arnold]

Some might say it's the most important job looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so. So I understanding at the Bigfoot conference they'll have like 17 booths offering refills on your various hallucinogenic treats, your ayahuasca, etc. Etc.

[Josh Arnold]

It does kind of sound like he's not buying it. Fully invested, not really a believer.

[Tom Griswold]

Today's seminar, how high were you when you saw Big?

[Bob Kevoian]

You seem to be on the fence with all that.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is a real event, this is a real thing. So there you go. Now we have Chicken D across the way. Do you have any more letters over there?

[Christy Lee]

I have one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy has one.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I should bring this up, but Pat said yes. Hi, Christy. When I was younger, I love the movie Officer and a Gentleman. Crushed on Richard Gere. Still crushing all these years. Love the whites too. However, it wasn't until I was an adult.

[Josh Arnold]

By. By whites you mean you should clarify the dress whites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whites is a race too. That was way racist.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't until I was an adult that re watching it. I realized because I watched it with my 22 year old, 23 year old daughter, she was not impressed for a young woman to watch. Now you can only get a factory job or out of the city to be swept up by a man and carried away to happily ever after. I can see why your daughter didn't

[Josh Arnold]

care for it, but it's also not who's really rescuing who at that factory at the end. Well, that's what I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

He was a lost soul till he met Deborah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you like Deborah Winger, go find a movie with Arlis Howard called Wilder Napalm. It's a little bit of wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen that?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm well aware of it. I was telling Chick because he recommended it to me. I go, that was one of those movies at the video store. I would pick it up and just put it back and. But I was always intrigued.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wilder Napalm, two thumbs up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm not even aware of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, Ghoulies 2.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Deborah Winger's not in it. But just watch Ghoulies too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's another amazing. Another coffee table book for you in an assignment. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Best sequels.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah, that's fun. Well, I mean, you've got sequels that surpass the original.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just saying of all that, I mean, Godfather 2 leads the pack, obviously. Toy Story 2, definitely.

[Josh Arnold]

You think better than the first?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not, I'm not saying better. I'm just saying a great as good

[Josh Arnold]

as or I think it might be better than the first, but it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they both win Best Picture one and two? No one did not wind us.

[Josh Arnold]

Two not. None of them did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Neither one.

[Josh Arnold]

No one. But when the first Toy Story came out, the best animated category was not a thing yet. But when Toy Story 2 came out, maybe it was. And if that didn't win it, what a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll probably be still watching that 200

[Josh Arnold]

years Top Gun Maverick, I would say is potentially better than the first. You didn't make it through Alien, but Aliens is far better.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Alien Ace, I didn't make it. I was terrified.

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes.

[Josh Arnold]

Alright, Corny Weaver. She's in the first one too.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there more nudity? Okay, well, anyway, we should get to work on our list of the best number twos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, now we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Which leads me to that great French open story. We would have to do that again real quick. I hear Dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Hal in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Oh, nice place to be right this Saturday. Dave Flip Wilson, Chris Christopherson and Merv Griffin all attended my high school in San Mateo, California as a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, this sounds like a big time joke to me.

[Christy Lee]

Bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Murf said white guy, a black guy

[Josh Arnold]

and a fruit walking to a bar. Am I wrong on any of those I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks at Chris, offers and says, what do you have? We can. We can figure this joke out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just am glad that I was here live and in person when that.

[Tom Griswold]

That was, ladies and gentlemen. But guess who?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Pat, if you sang like this sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

Great guitar.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's unraveling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, just keep my truck again.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's all tangled on. She's got them tags on your truck. It was too late.

[Tom Griswold]

Try getting up there, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's one of the greatest screamers of all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great, great guy. Now back to our letter once again. Flip Wilson, Kris Kristofferson, and Merv Griffin all attended my high school in San Mateo, California.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. It bore repeating, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'd gotten off topic because of the offensive joke that Josh Offensive opined.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the point of the letter?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, what is the point?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get to the second sentence.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about San Mateo High School?

[Tom Griswold]

I had mentioned yesterday that I can't figure out why Flip Wilson is sort of been eliminated from the greats of comedy. I thought that guy. Maybe I was. I was a kid. I thought he was hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he was, man, a bunch of comedy. People in comedy love him.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, what. He's never mentioned in that whatever era or when they talk about the great comics of that era.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not. I don't get it. Anyway, Flip Wilson came to our auditorium one day when I was a kid going to school there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

They filmed a TV special with the students in the audience. It was great. We all loved it. Well, thank you, Al.

[Christy Lee]

He did Geraldine, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that his devil made me do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I mean, back up, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to remember, also, in the early part of the 60s, there were virtually no African Americans on television in. In very many roles. I mean, you had Rochester, Jack Benny Show.

[Christy Lee]

Who's Rochester?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that. Well, that was 20 years prior.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. But I mean, just the. The history is grim. Julia, I think, was the first full time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. Dr. Chegley.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? Was. And was that even considered a sitcom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Carol. Maybe a dramedy, but if you're of

[Tom Griswold]

a certain age, you think television was really segregated, so. But, I mean, Flip Wilson was. He had a primetime show. He was great. If you get a chance, watch some of the old videos. Pretty funny stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

And look up Tom Hanks talking about caddying for Flip Wilson on David Letterman. It's one of the finest talk show stories of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll. You'll yield plots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds great. What's coming up in sports again? I'm sorry?

[Bob Kevoian]

Baseball players want a new contract. The old one, same as the old new contract. It expires December 1st. That's their self imposed.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to ruin the season by talking about it now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bill, just a Bill is sitting on Capitol Hill about Lane Kiffin and college football NHL game last night. I'll give you a hint. Hurricanes only need one more win to advance the to play the Vegas Golden Knights for the Stanley Cup. FIFA is under fire for World cup ticket prices. Travis Kelsey is making some investments and WNBA action last night as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that joke? Ah, Fifi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh sure. FIFA very.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to figure out how to way to clean that up. Summertime is here. Of course things are getting a little pricey out there. You may have noticed if you've bought any airline tickets, gas obviously, way up, et cetera, et cetera.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was quite a surprise, the airline ticket thing. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I think jet fuels doubled.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that. What's going on? Maybe you've got your credit cards, you've been swiping and swiping and swiping. You got a lot of debt and they charge you 20 plus percent interest on average. So and any the reason I'm bringing this up is if you need some extra cash, you may be sitting on it or you may be living at it is what I want to say. As you know, the prices of the average house in America have skyrocketed. Really an amazing rate in the last five, 10 years, the average house. I did a little homework here. I'll read this for you. In the past five years US home values are up roughly 40 to 50% in the past 10 years. 75 to 100% depending on the metrics you use. So they give an example. A house worth 250,000 five years ago is probably now worth 350,000 to 375. These are just average rates that are being published. The reason I bring it up is you may be without selling your house. You can take advantage of all that cash and pull it out by doing a refi. And the experts at refinancing, it's an organization called American Financing and you can reach them@American financing.net no upfront fees, no pressure. They have salary based consultants and in about 10 minutes they can crunch the numbers as they say and see if this might work. For you to grab some cash and use it for whatever you want to use it for. That would include paying off those high credit cards. On average right now at American financing, 800 bucks a month is the savings on that mortgage payment on average with their current clients. So. Oh, and they also one more thing, they have a special program, at least for now, that might even delay two mortgage payments. So find out what I'm talking about by visiting them. You'll find them once again at americanfinancing.net that's american financing.net nmls182334 nmlsconsumeraccess.org apr for rates in the fives start at 6.327% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-889-2611. For details about credit costs and terms, visit american financing.net bobandtom average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Final days of Pat and the Guitar. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, I had a dream last night. You and I were working a club that was mob owned. We stole from it and only one of the mob guys saw us. And so then we had to figure out how to kill him so that we weren't killed. And I'll and I'm not. During the whole dream, we were laughing so hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

How is this not a Netflix movie?

[Josh Arnold]

We were making each other laugh. We were making jokes the whole time.

[Christy Lee]

Did you figure it out? How to kill him?

[Josh Arnold]

I woke up before we could actually murder him. But we went to his apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a feeling it wouldn't end that way.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee it.

[Pat Godwin]

How was the detail of your dream? Did you have a city? Where was the city?

[Josh Arnold]

The club was in no city, but it was snowy.

[Pat Godwin]

Snowy.

[Josh Arnold]

And remember that comedian we, we both. I think he was a friend of yours and he recently passed away. Max Alexander.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in it. Yeah, he was in the dream.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of Netflix, have you seen the latest Swedish detective that's out there?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a joke. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, the name of the show is Harry Hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've read a couple of those books. Yeah, they're a guy named Joe Nesbitt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

They're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're. And this is.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he spell his last name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Oh, H, O, L, E. There's a

[Josh Arnold]

show based on those now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Harry Hole. Yep. And featuring Joel Kinnaman, who's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Swedish.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, if they make a porno out of that, it pretty much writes itself. Don't shave for a month, Dorothy. We're making the Harry Hole movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good old Harry Hole. It's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thrillers. And that name did distract me, though, reading those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, speaking of names we were talking about, with a name like Harry Hole, it's gotta be Josh's plan B in life, as many of you know, was to be a crypto researcher.

[Josh Arnold]

I should love when you speak for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hey, hey. Can we say something other than plan B?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tone. Death.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but what is the word cryptographer?

[Josh Arnold]

What is it for a cryptozoologist?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cryptozoologist. Which is an insult to actual science, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him wanting to be a cartographer is far more accurate.

[Tom Griswold]

But we were talking about the. In Orlando. Where's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Ocala.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And next month they're having the. The Bigfoot Festival.

[Christy Lee]

Bigfoot convention.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were mentioning there are various names for the. What's the term I'm looking for here for the big cryptid. The Cryptid. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, there's the Sea Attack, which is a tribal name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seahtik Killatic.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the Swamp Ape. The Ohio Howler. We heard about that recently. But do you remember this one? The Pennsylvania. The own. This. It's described as Pennsylvania's own cryptid. The Squonk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We did talk about the Squonk and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's one of the early, rare, early Genesis songs I like.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of the only early Genesis song worth listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not. This is Phil Collins, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he sit. No, I think I thought Peters, Gabriel. Oh, we'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it was during the transition.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Well, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm listening to the live. Well

[Christy Lee]

intro.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but this had some longer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take this. Where are the vocals?

[Josh Arnold]

You prefer this to Carpet Crawl owners?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Peter David. Oh, no, that is Phil.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Phil.

[Bob Kevoian]

They sounded all. Yeah, that's good. They sounded a lot. Very similar.

[Josh Arnold]

You're saying Gabriel.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying Gabriel.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying Phil.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, let's hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Squonk. I just mentioned it because the. The Pennsylvania Cryptid is, according to this, is known as the Squonk.

[Josh Arnold]

S Q U O, N K. Pennsylvania native Pat Godwin. Are you familiar?

[Pat Godwin]

I have never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Last August, they had the third annual Squank a Palooza in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Although it's at the Bottle Works Ethnic Arts Center. Oh, that sounds weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Bottle Works. You almost think microbrew.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then ethnic.

[Josh Arnold]

Ethnic. You think, I'm not going to.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I'm not welcome.

[Christy Lee]

So Stupid Wonk is based on that imaginary creature. And it was Phil Collins singing.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how he got the. The. I love that story. He kept singing for people coming in to try to be the lead singer, and they finally go, yep, tell you

[Christy Lee]

what, the drummer sing. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Phil was a child actor. He was in the West End on. What was he, an Oliver.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oliver, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's got a great book out there. Phil's not doing well. I just saw a photograph of him. He's got some health issues, but he's

[Pat Godwin]

coming back to record and maybe even tour again.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever see the movie he starred in, Buster?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm aware of it, but I've never.

[Josh Arnold]

Semi entertaining.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would love to get him in here. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

And his records are all great.

[Bob Kevoian]

He owned the world, man. Phil. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The Squawk is based on a 1910 book called Fearsome Creatures of the Lumber Woods.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got to look that up.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's a great title.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially 1910.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

The Lumber woods.

[Bob Kevoian]

As thou are reading thine book.

[Tom Griswold]

Creatures of the Lumber Woods. So anyway, that's. That's our update on this. What is it? The big ones are what? Sasquatch. Yeti.

[Josh Arnold]

And. Let's go. Sass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's not. It's not. Sasquatch.

[Christy Lee]

Sasquatch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I go with the Ivy League. Sasquatch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elitist. Yeah. Just you and the guy from Yale. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

When you read books like that, Josh, do you read it as, like, in a voice that would be told to you? Do you know what I'm trying to say?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. So, like, if I'm reading Jane Austen, is it in a very prim and proper British accent? Boy, that's a good. I'll pay more attention next time.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love it, though, when you come across a word you've read a thousand times, you've never heard it pronounced?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're trying to talk to someone and you say it completely wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Please tell me how to say that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When you're reading it, you just make it up in your head anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you call the imp in Superman comics?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't read.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the unspellable.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm envious because you have a pronouncer for that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just. I called him Mr. McClixa Picks.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, you nail it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. It was just a bunch of consonants thrown together. Etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the guy that. If you say his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Say it backwards and backwards. I called him Mr. Clifisam. Those are completely. They're. They're not valid in any way. But that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it works as valid. And you go to the fifth dimension or something and you're Sing backup.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have backup singers coming up in Today in History. I just did a little bit of research during the last break. Very excited about one of the birthdays Today in History. But we could even do an early version of it if you wanted to. But I. We haven't done our sports broadcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, let's see. Baseball players seek expanded free agency. Who's ready for a baseball strike?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yet they want to nearly double the minimum salary. They want to go from 780 to 1.5 million for the lowest. They want a competitive integrity tax. I don't know why I'm saying all this because I have no idea what's that. What they're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't the average person see that they're making a great deal of money? They're doing just fine.

[Josh Arnold]

It's terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

PR expires December. Remember the World Series canceled because of the strike. It was a different time.

[Tom Griswold]

But the date on this is in December, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're still. There's just.

[Tom Griswold]

We can enjoy baseball now without thinking about this season.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then our collective asses will be in slings. And from Washington, D.C. the senators trying to. This is any senator USA. They're trying to fix. College sports will introduce a bipartisan bill. Just a bill designed to break a congressional logjam that would regulate payments to college players, limit them to one free transfer over their careers.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they do that and create a

[Bob Kevoian]

lane Kiffin rule to restrict coach movement during the season? Your guess is as good as mine, Tom. I can't imagine they would interrupt. Introduce a bill that they can't do.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always amazing me when somebody goes, man, this is a messy situation. How could we smooth this out? Let's get the government involved.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Now, we're gonna read that first.

[Tom Griswold]

Read that first sentence again.

[Bob Kevoian]

The senators are trying to fix college sports and then.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep going.

[Bob Kevoian]

They introduce a bipartisan bill designed to break a congressional log jam.

[Josh Arnold]

Bipartisan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Regulate payments to players.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to regulate payments to politicians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, now, excuse me, Mr. Speaker, let's not get carried away.

[Tom Griswold]

The next time they shut down government, they shouldn't be paid and their staffs shouldn't be paid. We'll see how long the next government shutdown lasts.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't disagree with you.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's a great idea, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could run to me.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be. They would be the first people to not get paid.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now they don't. I am so sorry. So sorry that you're not getting paid. And we've shut down all the airports, but I'm taking my private jet to Boca Raton for the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you got the pj. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, my favorite baseball story so far this year is the. The guy who was brushing his teeth the way you and I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Bryce Harper.

[Tom Griswold]

Bryce Harper. Putting the. Taking the toothpaste, putting it directly in your mouth, then brushing, taking the tube of toothpaste, squirting. I read that saves. That saves us $10 million worth of oil every year, Christy. Well, no, maybe. Maybe it was nine.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're doing it. We're not odd. We're doing it for the country.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how do you get it to your teeth?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

What's on your tongue?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. You what?

[Tom Griswold]

You put the tube in your mouth, Give it a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it goes on your tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

It's right in your mouth. And you just shove the brush in there and start moving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're moving and grooving.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think it's right either, Christy, but I can see how they get it done. I just don't think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat used to do it because when you'd wake up, you'd have the DTS and you couldn't get the brush.

[Pat Godwin]

And the day two of this nonsense.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hang on. Nonsense? I almost said the S word. Did you say nonsense? I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

When you said it yesterday. Rolled his eyes so hard we could hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Forget about the anonymous part. Bat.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I want know we have some blind listeners. We have some blind listeners. I wonder if a blind person, if it's easier for them to put the toothpaste directly in their mouth rather than have to fish around to try to find.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good sense.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

So maybe Tom and I are preparing for the future.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm going to be a deaf listener soon. The. Yeah. That was a fun video. It's had like a million hits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's making the run in competitive ballparks when the Bryce Harper visits. They put it up on the scoreboard.

[Josh Arnold]

He's one of those guys. I feel like he's been playing for 30 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He's like the. If they were going. If God made a baseball player.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would look like Bryce Harper.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in sports. What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

NHL playoffs last night. And FIFA and wnba.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually got Pronouncer. Josh. Here we go. You need help here?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Get a pencil. Get a pen. Write this down. This is the Arkansas version of Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got Grassman in Ohio, Skunk Ape in Florida in the Southeast.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of this one. F O U K E. Monster in Arkansas. That's what it's called.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not familiar.

[Bob Kevoian]

The foul. The Falki.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be Falki? I sure hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Falki could be the. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't fall into.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Pacific. Christie's getting too smart. In the Pacific Northwest, Bigfoot, there's one called the Buckwas. B U K W W U S.

[Josh Arnold]

They have the larger incisors.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You call that the Buckers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then this is the Great Lakes tribal folklore has the Geno squaw.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all once again the creatures of the forest. Walking around. We're gonna walk around upright for a while. All right, real quick reminder. Patty G. Is going to be on stage. Kalamazoo, Michigan. It's his last live performance for quite some time. It'll be this Saturday at Shakespeare's. Be sure to be there live and in person. Then. You're having. What are you having your surgery Tuesday?

[Pat Godwin]

Tuesday, 6am yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

How you getting there?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea just yet. Okay, I do. I'm just not saying.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you getting there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're all on the air. We're his friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a. You're my only fringe. You got a broad lined up?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna have to find one before Tuesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

So this weekend, this Saturday night, it's all Michigan. You can. You can meet the father of your next child, lady and drive Pat to the hospital.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Call Shakespeare's. And for reservations.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did you say? The father of your next child?

[Tom Griswold]

Lady's. Another kid.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the fearsome creatures of the lumberwoods.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I thought so. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Rent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee. Now, we were visiting you at the sports desk. Anything else?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sebastian Ajo. Jordan Stahl with two A's. And Logan. Logan Stankover scored a 247 span late in the first period last night. Sorry, Christy. And the Carolina Hurricanes moved within a victory of the Stanley Cup Final. Hurricanes. Best Bob Dylan in the history of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. That's a great song. Although that is a great song. Didn't they found out the guy actually did it?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a strong chance he actually.

[Pat Godwin]

Back on the show. It's back to him actually doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of sort of. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're talking about Christian though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hurricanes won four nothing last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob Dylan and. What was it, mid-70s?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Or so. Blood on the Tracks, I think was the record. Great, great album. And Bob Dylan had a song about Hurricane Carter.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still say that. Right. It was him being weird and he really didn't have any.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a Hurricane Carter?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was a box officer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ruben Hurricane Carter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was accused of murder and Reuben wasn't his name. But he just loved that sandwich, right?

[Josh Arnold]

He loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He almost was Submarine Carter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hoagie Carter. Yeah, that was another one. That's his son. That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Pimento Loaf.

[Tom Griswold]

Carter was his grandson. Avocado Club.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something? But they don't talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a little bit of avocado. You know what takes the edge off.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like avocado in your club?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Well, avocado is tricky. You've got to get it just right. If it's too mushy, I get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Avocado can make a club sandwich that much more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, your thoughts on the avocado?

[Pat Godwin]

I like it when it's got A little bit of Christmas to it. Not too ripe. A little bit of Celtic salt and some olive oil.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say a little bit of Christmas to it?

[Tom Griswold]

I say it's time for a Pat Godwin song. Pat, since you're not gonna be able to play guitar, you got one more. One more day in the show before you get your.

[Pat Godwin]

Your shoulder surgery together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I can't say shoulder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shoulder surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoulder surgery is tough. Shoulder surgery. Shoulder, shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting it done next week, so you're not gonna be able to play guitar for a while.

[Pat Godwin]

So a lot of emails about the shoulder surgery the chick had. Chick labels it horrific. Yeah, never do it again.

[Tom Griswold]

I got some heart surgery. I've got a great letter from a guy who's had it. He said it was great. He's so glad he had it done. You'll be fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right through it, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's the thing. I. I recovered from apparently the worst surgery of all time, which is spinal fusion. If you Google it, it's one of the toughest recoveries. So I was thinking I'm going to go through my notes and see what that was like, because my songs are like a diary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, yeah, they are. They're like. Well, they're like children and a diary. And I express myself like members of

[Pat Godwin]

your family, and I express myself through my instrument.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And when I'm done with that, I pick up the acoustic guitar and I write. So I'm going to go back here today. Well, this is day two of the spinal fusion surgery and just see where my head's at.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

I came to pain free with a nurse and my girlfriend beside me Surgery went fine so the doctor said oh, I look around and I'm not dead I'm feeling all right I'll get a good sleep tonight well, the food ain't bad and the staff is nice oh, I watch some TV My back is packed in ice oh, they can get me out of bed I was able to walk I had a tickle in my throat and I went to cough that's when the nerve block wore off that's when the nerve block wore off oh, and the nerve block wears off and the pain meds fail Feels like you're being tortured in a Cuban jail the catheter's uncomfortable and these socks are too tight they tried to draw blood three times but the bitch can't get it right that's when the nerve block wears off oh, my pain is at

[Josh Arnold]

a 10

[Pat Godwin]

when the nerve blocks wears off no need to ask me again? It will always be a 10. When the nerve block wears off. When will the pain meds kick in?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Day two.

[Josh Arnold]

I like looking at the nurse or doctor. Hey, it'll always be a 10. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That is, in my mind, the most inaccurate scale.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you so. But I've got a cure for this. Christy, what if. What I'm talking about is, if you're in some kind of a medical procedure, they'll say, what is your pain? One to ten. What they need to do is give you samples. So they'll go, okay, is it 1 to 10? I'm going to give you a 10 to compare it to. Then they hook you up to this machine and they give you a 10 for, like, five seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like an eye doctor. They go better, worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that way. That way you could judge it.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I had a friend who actually was a very highly qualified physician himself, and he had had a bunch of. Bunch of surgeries, but then he had one where he said, I thought I'd had a 10 before, but after this one, this, ladies and gentlemen, is a 10. So again, there's nothing to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there's not a real scale there, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

It will go as well as you think it will.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly. He's right. In your mind, you think it's going to be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell him that.

[Josh Arnold]

He has more power over this.

[Tom Griswold]

In his mind, it's already awful.

[Christy Lee]

Because you guys keep telling him that's

[Josh Arnold]

only because he should have never told us.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but here, for me, it was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not saying it's going to be for Pat.

[Christy Lee]

It was not for my husband.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. You know, my elbow was worse than my spinal fusion, though. That's what kind of scares me.

[Christy Lee]

What was wrong with your elbow?

[Pat Godwin]

I had an elbow rebuilt back in 2008.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah? Rebuild, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Rebuilt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, you got a good deal on it. I mean, they got some nice parts. Oh, sure. Not all new ones, unfortunately.

[Pat Godwin]

You break it from all this.

[Tom Griswold]

They had to go to a junkyard. Can you got a new elbow for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you get an elbow on the black market, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I've always wondered what you can get on the black. I've. There's a rumor that you can get a high quality liver if you know the right people or the dark Web.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do we get on? Yeah, I hear. I hear. Talk about it, but I. There's no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mystery. I don't think anybody really knows I'll show you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, but if you look it up, how to do it, then you're on a list, right?

[Josh Arnold]

There are ways around that. I'll tell you guys everything you need to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're already on a list.

[Tom Griswold]

So once again, Mr. Godwin getting the rotator cuff surgery. If you want to see him while he can still play the guitar, that would be coming up this Saturday evening in Kalamazoo, Michigan, at a place called Shakespeare's. People be driving for miles to get there to see the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Home of the Hamlets, knowing that it

[Tom Griswold]

could be the last time you've ever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm already in, Chick. What are you looking for? A liver.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna get.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you need, A bazooka?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know my liver.

[Josh Arnold]

My liver's reaching a Portuguese baby. You need one of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me one of those.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you need.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Only speaks Portuguese.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to see the unedited Zapruder film.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Also, I want to know what really was in Al Capone's vault. We all know what we saw, but we didn't see what we thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good to know. When we come back, we'll be visiting with Christy Lee over at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Are you already done?

[Tom Griswold]

We have nudity. Oh, we have more. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He keeps trying to get rid of me.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here we have nudity in the news. We have great history coming your way. And we have candy bar news and another truck crash. But most importantly, we have a penile injury news that could affect all of us.

[Josh Arnold]

All of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a breaking of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it'll affect you in a roundabout way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

It could affect me in a different way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, indirectly.

[Bob Kevoian]

The lady riding will break it most often. All right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Newsdale.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you in there when Christy really mommed us? Man in the green room.

[Christy Lee]

It was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can only imagine.

[Pat Godwin]

Right at me.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be right back to that. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And there was an incident in the break.

[Josh Arnold]

Mom Does Good man.

[Christy Lee]

I walked in there. Not this break, but the break before the refrigerator door wide open. Yeah. Beeping, beeping, beeping. Nobody around.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's something. I don't wanna. I don't want to. I don't want to blame the refrigerator, but there is something that goes on where I left and I came back in the refrigerator door.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to shut it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know, but I'm not used to shutting it because my refrigerator at home is set up properly.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it two days ago? I. I saw you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it. It opened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So he tried it shut and it's still.

[Josh Arnold]

And he started walking out and I went. And then the door just opened.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

As if we have a haunting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be cool. We have a green room ghost.

[Josh Arnold]

A hungry one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have a mom issue too, about the green room. And listen, I know that it's not my money and it's not my product. I don't care. But I want to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. Josh and I were in the hallway having a serious conversation and Jess walks up and says, hey, I have a real problem.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is it? I.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I bought. I bought all of your creamer. Everybody uses a different creamer here. Or different dairy products or non dairy products.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm easy because I take my coffee black.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're not mad at us?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not mad at you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a slap in the face to the American Dairy Association. But I take mine with real organic grass fed American cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm a man. I can handle black coffee and apparently

[Bob Kevoian]

a pint of it at a time. Go on.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, anyway, so I think that there's maybe five different dairy and non dairy options in our refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Easily. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I bought half and half yesterday. And it's. It's the. The court. That's a quart, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Pint.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a tall carton, whatever that is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, not the big one. It's. It's three quarters gone.

[Josh Arnold]

One day.

[Jess Hooker]

One day. Not even one day. We're not even 24 hours out. And so I left at 2 o' clock yesterday. It was full. Everything was in order. I came back and there's only a quarter of it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Horizon brand.

[Jess Hooker]

The Horizon brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Who uses that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you use it on your cereal?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You drink it out of the jug.

[Jess Hooker]

Who else is using.

[Christy Lee]

You're using it on your cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

I buy my own. I pay for everything anyway.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought it somebody here's Jess's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give him 20.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't. I don't put half and half on my series.

[Josh Arnold]

We call this the hooker conundrum. Here's what happens. Yeah, she's the one who's going to hear about it when it's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I brought this. What is today? Tuesday. When I came in I brought in a whole bunch of different milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's ask you. So Tom, do you think you use three quarters?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think. I think there are other people in the rest of the building here that when we're not here, Gunner. That come in here and drink all of our stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We could close the door.

[Christy Lee]

Close the door?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Nobody needs to get back there.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of money.

[Tom Griswold]

I might have to borrow his truck truck later.

[Josh Arnold]

So just keep things.

[Tom Griswold]

Let him drink all the coffee.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. And with the tariffs and direct mail and carnivals around the country, they stopped selling pickup trucks. I forgot all about that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Yeah, but yeah, there is a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So our refrigerator opens on its own.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you have to shut it all the way it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. But there's a slight.

[Jess Hooker]

But there's something that causes a pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

The seal could be better.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Then I could get one of those kids the, the baby protect lock, safety lock.

[Josh Arnold]

Then Tom couldn't get in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Is if anybody knows how to open a baby lock, I think it's him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. No. But can you imagine him dealing with that? Well, I have limited time and I'm trying to get the refrigerator on. There's a combination lock.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever walked, you've gotten home and you have to pee so badly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And getting that child lock off the toilet is really nerve wracking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man, oh man.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong?

[Jess Hooker]

I thought boys just immediately go outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me please. You have a lovely home, right. A relatively brand new home. Have you urinated in the kitchen sink?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Bathroom sink?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There are three places I go outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

See, everybody has a place outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three, three.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I have too many neighbors.

[Christy Lee]

My husband doesn't pee. They're doing things.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a fenced off area where the air conditioners are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that. That explains the odor. When the air conditioner kicks on, I

[Tom Griswold]

don't go into the air conditioner. I just go over to the side. I mean if as you pointed. If you get home for a long drive and you realize I've really got to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to take a chance I got dogs to deal with. I don't want. I'm going to go right now. I just go off the garage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have regrets about not having a urinal in the garage? Now?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, my old house. I did have a urinal in the garage.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why I'm asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that house was built by a guy that was a plumber and he had five sons.

[Christy Lee]

He knew what he was doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Smart move. I do have a urinal. Is a joke. I have a urinal. And in the. We can't call it the master, but. What's it called again?

[Jess Hooker]

Primary.

[Tom Griswold]

The primary bedroom. I've got a urinal in there. Aces used it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't imagine the scrubbing I had to do after he left.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can imagine.

[Jess Hooker]

You had another sign, another coworker at your house last week, Jason. Did you go inside? No. You weren't invited inside.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't have a pass yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you find it interesting that total strangers are treated with the utmost regard, offered full meals? Yeah. As opposed to us who've worked with him for check local listings of each person. But for up to 45 years together

[Christy Lee]

and never been there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not out in the yard sweating so that I walk out with a cooler full of nice cool drinks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Yeah. What do you got, like a lemonade in there? You got a. You got a Red Bull? You got a soda? What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

I got everything there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't drink any of it, but I got it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

A real collection.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you have a pool party for all of us this year?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, to build camaraderie.

[Josh Arnold]

We got the wedding party coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Is that coming up?

[Tom Griswold]

My wedding party reception? I can't do it on my house. It's not big enough.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nowhere to park.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You need to build a new house.

[Pat Godwin]

Parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to take four years.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because you use that Mark guy I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got a guy that can build a house faster?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bang Brothers, anybody?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward here. Have we completed what was considered to be a sports broadcast?

[Bob Kevoian]

FIFA is under fresh new, brand new scrutiny for sky high World cup ticket prices and sales tactics. And fans say it's left them with worse deals than they wanted. As you can see, I'm on a typical run of the mill ticket site. Okay, can you corroborate that?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't see what is what are you showing us?

[Bob Kevoian]

Shut up. And then he's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's at the ticket site to get here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are very. Here they say at the top, these tickets range from $1088 to $47107.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Per ticket, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's free on TV each per ticket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but there's nothing like being there, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to do it for the gram.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, it's supply and demand. If you want to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is. Happens to be Toronto, we're hosting some FIFA games. And for the lounge area on the club level, $12,000 a ticket. All right?

[Tom Griswold]

So you can go there and not pay attention to the game. That'd be the best way to watch soccer as far as.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so. The lowest price.

[Bob Kevoian]

The lowest price is $1,000.

[Josh Arnold]

So my kid just absolutely loves soccer, is great at it. Also, you know, it's on TV for free that you. You know what, keep saying one of your girls wanted to go to this period. Can you put yourself in?

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't get to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, well, soccer blows, and I'm the only one that's willing to admit it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, other people just don't agree with you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, a lot of people like soccer, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'm glad. Just. I wish they wouldn't clog the highways.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is your. This is your defense?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not even happening in our city.

[Tom Griswold]

No, my defense is. It's supply and demand. That's. That's the reality of life. If you don't want to go to the show, don't go.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, you're not saying.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not saying you want to go to the show. You got to pay the price.

[Bob Kevoian]

Saying these poor people who pay $12,000 a ticket are misled and they just don't know that soccer sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, that's not right. You're fooling yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. Again, it's supply and demand. That's all that.

[Josh Arnold]

We understand how.

[Al Jackson]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

All the ticket bitching.

[Josh Arnold]

We. How many times have we heard him bitch about tickets?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God. Millions and millions. Travis Kelsey, one of the kelsey brothers, and Mr. Taylor Swift. See what I did there?

[Josh Arnold]

I forget. I mean, I honestly forget. Are they engaged? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Married this summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

She got the rock. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big time rock.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're getting married, I think this summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Travis, three time super bowl champion, four time all pro, and on Wednesday, that would be yesterday, he added minority investor in the Cleveland Guardians to his resume. The Guardians announced before their game against the Washington Nationals that the Chiefs tight end has Purchased a minority share in the franchise. He is from Cleveland.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean you know what I'm thinking? Minority.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to keep saying minority. Franchise a piece of it until you do something about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't buy in unless they change them back to the Indians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Guardians is the stupidest name in sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Very proud name.

[Tom Griswold]

It's no bearing on anything involving that

[Josh Arnold]

of the Cleveland area.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand the thing. Yeah. The Guardians all everybody knows it's the forest city. Cleveland, Ohio. Is that what you call it? As a. As a young boy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's surrounded by the. A delightful ring of parks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Rivaled by none.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rivaled by none. Around the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Suck it. Yellowstone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, call me back when you've got something. Grand Canyon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You don't have anything on Parma Public Park.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I forgot. I forgot to say the words. East of the Mississippi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Moon. Moon over Parma. Hey, and it isn't it time for you. Let's say you live in the Cleveland area.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Chick Magee. Coming up with any luck we have a interesting story about friend of the show Hugh Jackman and the movie he's in the Sheep Detectives. Supposed to Be a great movie. I'm hoping to see it this weekend. Also, we have news from the world of hamburgers. We have an interesting story about the Mona Lisa.

[Christy Lee]

I'm craving hamburgers today.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Well, then there are many fine places.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a patty right next to you.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a patty melt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Or maybe you're pregnant.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that'd be something.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be really all National Geographic.

[Tom Griswold]

Call the acquirer called Guinness.

[Christy Lee]

I'd be the world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We also have a naked guy in the hotel pool. Pat, that might bring a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hotel pool. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Patty G. The final show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now it's just going straight ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Final show, Kalamazoo, Michigan, coming up Saturday night at Shakespeare's before Pat has the big surgery. Now, will shoulder surgery affect your voice at all?

[Pat Godwin]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't that what I read? Okay. What? Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that they called the.

[Tom Griswold]

The tone deaf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk present. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Ardle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's time to cap. We'll put a little cap on the broadcast. I have to go out always sports aspect of our broadcast. What have you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

I need to go out in the hallway. Oh, can I go to the hallway?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you may.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Talk amongst yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you okay?

[Jess Hooker]

He didn't go to the printer. No break.

[Al Jackson]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no. I just didn't go to the printer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so during the last break, you just sat in here and opined.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he talked s about you most of the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. I can admit that I hate soccer. Watching soccer is. Watching soccer is incredibly boring. I will admit it for you. That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pick that up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. But if people are bitching about the ticket prices, they don't. They don't understand supply and demand.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Choice. They can like soccer. They can hate soccer and still go to the soccer. You want to pay 12,000 bucks for

[Tom Griswold]

a ticket to something that's on TV for free.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm glad you got you said that one day. This is. You can be stupid and wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

It's also interesting for someone who proclaims that they do not care.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Constantly saying, I don't care about this. I don't care about this. You talk about it more than people who really are excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I think it's a scam.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but the scam part to you is people are acting like they like it to the tune of $12,000 a ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I think there's so many other greater things, more exciting things to watch in sports than guys that can't even use their hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

In your opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

Only can use his hands. I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the most popular sport in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the world sucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's one of the reasons I'm wrong. But we're one of the bigger plants.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a good time.

[Bob Kevoian]

A dog named Ozzy O Z Z y is now officially in the record book books for having the world's longest tongue on a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Local pervert and dog owner

[Bob Kevoian]

and peanut butter by the case.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that dog has really clean nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to.

[Tom Griswold]

Just saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to Guinness, the French and bull mastiff mix. That, of course, is a full bass.

[Josh Arnold]

Bass bastiff. I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's from Oklahoma. Has a tongue that measures almost eight inches long.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it one of those that. He. Can't help it. It just has to hang out.

[Christy Lee]

Hang out.

[Bob Kevoian]

The old records. 5 inches. Ozzy's owner, Angela Pick, said.

[Josh Arnold]

Smiling woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Said the family was delightfully surprised to find out their dog was a record holder. Angela said, I knew that dog was for me. When I walked into the breeder, he was just sitting in the corner licking his eyebrows. Surprised to find her dog was a record holder, they brought him in for a routine nail trim. And the veterinarians took the opportunity. My God, look at the size of this dog's tongue. They measured it right then and there from the end of his snout to the tip. He always had a tongue that sticks out of his mouth ever since he was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Too heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

That's gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know those people, they tell me they licked my tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't realize. They measured it from the outside of the nose out.

[Bob Kevoian]

The official measurement is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can't stick the tape measure down his throat from the end of

[Bob Kevoian]

his mouth to the tip.

[Tom Griswold]

You raise a good point.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you'll. You'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor guy. It's gotta dry out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's gotta drool all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Angela said, there's nothing medically Wrong with him. We've had him looked at a couple of times by a veterinarian that went something like this. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like a very sophisticated thinker. Look at that look in his face.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I agree, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

He really focused.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's kind of going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever he's pondering.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing about dogs with what we would consider weird issues.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't know, they don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

They're great. They're so adaptive.

[Bob Kevoian]

He don't know. No dental issues or anything. He just has. Ozzy just has an abnormally awkwardly long tongue.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder how he eats. The food would fall back out of his tongue, wouldn't it? Like a slide.

[Josh Arnold]

He must have some control.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that beautiful little doggy. Well, thank you very much. Is that our sports broadcast?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think tongues in the dog world are sought after like tongues in the people world?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, some girls like.

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is no. Although again, he probably does have a very, very clean groin area.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you that one time when I was on the freeway. I got off the exit ramp and there was a boy dog giving it to a girl dog. And there were like six boy dogs standing around watching him.

[Josh Arnold]

So odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. That's absolutely happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Like. Like Nina Hartley in the driveway.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. That's where you're going.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, a good comparison.

[Bob Kevoian]

I shut my eyes, See it all again.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say I have a

[Christy Lee]

story about the highway.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Wisconsin officials say a driver got stuck in wet concrete after ignoring the road closed sign.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

The driver is said to have physically removed a road closed barrier before driving into the freshly poured concrete.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't take this the wrong way.

[Christy Lee]

Interstate ramp.

[Bob Kevoian]

This sounds like something Tom would do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, exactly. I would never move a barrier. There are people that have done this that have gone into rivers because they thought that bridges are out.

[Josh Arnold]

You told me it was shallow.

[Christy Lee]

The Wisconsin Department of Transportation shared footage of the stuck truck on social media. Pickup had to be pulled out of the wet concrete with heavy machinery. That's not the only truck story today.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, how mad would you be if you were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

What a dummy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's got concrete pretty much up to the. The. Up to the bumper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's almost covering all four of these wheels.

[Christy Lee]

That's got to be. How would you.

[Josh Arnold]

You should have to pay for the repairs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, also, the truck's got to be totaled. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The underside of the truck's got to be ruined.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You just chisel that often.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was only driven once by a little old lady to church. Every.

[Christy Lee]

Did they leave their tire prints in the concrete?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Does insurance cover acts of idiocy? Is there a. I hope not.

[Christy Lee]

God, I hope not. A semi hauling Kit Kat bars overturned on Interstate 20 in Missouri.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody shut up.

[Christy Lee]

The Missouri Department of Transportation reports the crash occurred on the entrance ramp of Highway 80 exit where the 18 wheelers tractor carrying the candy disconnected from the cab and rolled onto the westbound ramp. Crews at the scene told WLBT News that the truck was carrying around 11,000 pounds of KitKat bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Let's get to the important thing. Are the. Are the candy bar is okay?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I would hope so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't leave us hanging.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they were in boxes. They'd probably be maybe a little crunched up.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many candy bars were there?

[Christy Lee]

£11,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many years would that take you to eat because you eat one sector at a time?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pat, do you have a song about Kit Kats?

[Pat Godwin]

1, 2, 3, 4. Give me a break. Give me a break. I just dropped a load of those Kit Kat bars I hit the gas instead of the break I just dropped

[Bob Kevoian]

a load of those Kit Kats Cat bars.

[Pat Godwin]

I was driving in Brandon, Mississippi. Man, that road was awful slippery. Come on now, give me a break. Oh, give me a break. I just dropped the lord of those Kit Kat bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. When I saw this story, I thought, I wonder what the most popular bars are of candy bars?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I guess?

[Tom Griswold]

I was KitKat. This is a survey not of sales, but of brand awareness.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's different. Well, that doesn't mean anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it means people know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, people know about it, but KitKat's

[Bob Kevoian]

number two, Snickers number one Reese's.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you. I was stunned.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have an amazing sweet tooth. I like to keep it undercover, but.

[Christy Lee]

Is that your favorite?

[Josh Arnold]

It's delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

I go back and forth from Snickers to KitKat to Reese Cups. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reese's Fresh Reese cups.

[Christy Lee]

I've never been a Snickers fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like them.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know what it is. What's in a sticker?

[Josh Arnold]

Chocolate, caramel and peanuts.

[Christy Lee]

You've never had a Snickers bar?

[Josh Arnold]

Chocolate, caramel, nougat, peanuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. They have a brand new Snickers concentrating on peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Weak in the knees.

[Josh Arnold]

The man asked what was in a Snicker.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't. I'm not a candy bar guy.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe you've never had a Snickers bar.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, frozen. They were the thing for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

My candy bars is like six. No, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Nestle Crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Nestle's Crunch. Way down the line.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are way. Tom, you and I are way overdue for lunch. I will buy you a Snicker bar at our next lunch.

[Christy Lee]

Much.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think he's earned one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Oh no, I think he has.

[Christy Lee]

He won't appreciate it, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. He won't appreciate.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it.

[Josh Arnold]

See, to give one to him would be to throw it away.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a candy bar. I. What's in an Almond Joy?

[Christy Lee]

Chocolate. And almonds.

[Josh Arnold]

And coconut.

[Christy Lee]

And coconut you wouldn't care for.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hate coconut chocolate.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we have another new episode. Believe it or not. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Almond Joy has nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the difference between a Twix and a Kit Kat?

[Christy Lee]

Twix is more of a cookie.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Twix has caramel, which is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

And Twix is famous for having the cookie center.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In fact they say Twix has that cookie crunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And Kit Kat has a wafery scent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And Twix. Well, they all do. Twix, Snickers, Kit Kat have ice cream bars.

[Josh Arnold]

And oftentimes Kit Kats come in four. Twix in two.

[Jess Hooker]

A left and a right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Because there are different factories according to the ads.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly. I love that campaign. It's so silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Butterfinger. What's in there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love Butterfinger.

[Bob Kevoian]

A toffee type, oddly enough. Tastes a little bit like butter.

[Christy Lee]

I think you would like a Butterfinger because you like butter pecan.

[Jess Hooker]

One of the best blizzards.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I agree with her on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. My go to.

[Josh Arnold]

You can get temporary lockjaw by eating a butter.

[Christy Lee]

If they're getting that stuff out of your teeth later or if they're stale.

[Jess Hooker]

That's gross.

[Christy Lee]

Not good.

[Jess Hooker]

I taste dusty.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I do. I was just surprised. Snickers. The most brand aware candy is the

[Josh Arnold]

classic Hershey's in there at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is this? World War II Hershey Bar numbers.

[Jess Hooker]

Hershey bar with almonds.

[Pat Godwin]

How about my favorite, the Heath bar? Where is that? What is that lineup?

[Christy Lee]

Breaking teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that Pat likes toffee.

[Christy Lee]

I like toffee.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure Mr. Heath made it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not Ledger, but, I mean, oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's dead, too. You think?

[Josh Arnold]

They say, hey, how are our sales this year? I have to check the Heath Ledger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope so, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll read them in reverse order.

[Josh Arnold]

Tragic.

[Tom Griswold]

Going downhill, starting with number one. This is once again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, start at 10 and go up. That's the way to read it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not numbered.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not numbered.

[Jess Hooker]

But he said you're gonna start at one. But they're not numbers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you keep throwing out. Keep throwing around numbers.

[Jess Hooker]

God, you're on my nerves right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day it's a column beginning.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I'm sorry. You read them however the hell you want to read them, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? Snickers, KitKat, Eminem, M M's aren't a

[Josh Arnold]

candy bar that shouldn't be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Throw it out.

[Pat Godwin]

Go back to one.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, leading chocolate on candy bar brands ranked by brand awareness.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Chocolate and candy bar. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. So, stickers, Kit Kat, M M's, Twix, Hershey's, Reese's, Nestle's Crunch, Butterfinger, Three Musketeers, Almond Joy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just said Hershey's wasn't on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he told us it was. You were too busy asking me if it was World War II.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby Ruth. What is a Baby Ruth?

[Bob Kevoian]

Baby Ruth Nuts and Caramel Caddyshack.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like a turd.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Baby Ruth Goonies.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby Ruth Ties with Dove Chocolate.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the number one candy bar that looks like Duff,

[Tom Griswold]

and you get your payday.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just peanuts and caramel.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so good.

[Josh Arnold]

No chocolate at all. Although, can you get a chocolate covered?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

It was pronounced Ghirardelli Giardelli. That's the one that had the big recall last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, seriously, I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

They make some good product, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't chocolatey.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know you were from Chicago, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They make some good product, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, when I go down to

[Josh Arnold]

Chicago, me and Dennis.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we're getting to the really obscure stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Like what?

[Christy Lee]

Like what's obscure to you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Good bar. Is that on there? I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are delicious. I've been looking for one, a Lindt L, I, N D T

[Bob Kevoian]

for Easter, but it's very.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Ferrero Rocher.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are the balls, right? They're kind of covered in a They're gold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ferrero Rocher. And remember, she ran for vice president.

[Heywood Banks]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard of only one of these in the next 10. Kinder.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

The Kinder Joys.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like Kinder Joy?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they taste like absolute garbage.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you. I don't like them either.

[Christy Lee]

I like them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Cadbury. I've heard of that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Then Godiva. I've heard of that one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ferrero. Once again, another Ferrero.

[Bob Kevoian]

Geraldine Ferrero, ran for vice president.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

The table door. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

The table.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's a apple door or whatever. Those are directions to get out of.

[Tom Griswold]

The printing's so small. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very big. And like.

[Christy Lee]

And they come in that long thing.

[Tom Griswold]

See, A table door would be a great name for a candy bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Table door.

[Tom Griswold]

It's huge. Look at the size of that thing. It's the size of a table door.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never had a Toblerone.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had a Toblerone either.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

Who used to bring those dust for Christmas?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it Haywood?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cavanaugh?

[Josh Arnold]

Santa, maybe?

[Christy Lee]

Santa. That's the guy.

[Al Jackson]

Toblerone.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a sex move. How'd you get. How did you. How did you break it? Oh, I gave her the old Toblerone.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a joke in the movie Chicken Run that is so funny. First off, Chicken Run is as funny as movies get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I have not seen it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's good.

[Christy Lee]

Is that animated?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it's Claymation. It's the Wallace and Gromit style.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And they have a Toblerone and they're triangular.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a plane about to take off. And they said, please remove the chalk. And if you. There are two jokes going on. The chalk. Chalk is that triangular thing that stops a plane's wheel. But also, in England they call chocolate chalk. They go, hey, I'm gonna have a chalk or a chalky.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And they remove a Toblerone. And I was the only one in the theater howling as smart as anything that ever happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by the real quick, the. To rank them in terms of sales, it's a whole different list. Number one, Reese's Body.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense. Reese's really has year round.

[Christy Lee]

Year round.

[Josh Arnold]

Always an occasion for.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, seasonally. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you get your Snickers. Okay. When we come back, we'll get it to the series.

[Josh Arnold]

The Fourth of July. They have the new Reese's blown off index fingers.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, can't wait to try those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious, delicious with extra peanut butter coming out of the nail.

[Tom Griswold]

The new three finger Reese's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how many Reese's would fit in my Tucson hybrid, but I sure'd like to try.

[Bob Kevoian]

Load it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby. Yes. Hyundai has the wonderful hybrid SUVs just waiting for you with America's best warranty. Check out the Tucson Hybrid, which I love. 37 miles to the gallon right now. Can't beat that. Well, if you want to go off roading and need a little more cargo space, you want a little bigger. Go with the Santa Fe hybrid. It has power to navigate the toughest terrain. You're gonna love your Hyundai Hybrid SUVs from Hyundai. Best of both worlds waiting for you at your local Hyundai dealer. Or visit HyundaiUSA.com give them a call. 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai hybrids.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. I'd rather eat a half crushed Kit Kat than a Mounds bar.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love a Mounds dark chocolate and coconut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, would you start there? If you could outlaw candy bar, would you start at mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, any coconut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get it out of here 100% with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, when we come back, a little bit of history lesson for you and it's a good one today. Also coming up, comedian Al Jackson. I'll remind you the pop up stores popped up at bob and tom.com Some cool stuff. Trucker hats, visors and more trucker hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who wants it?

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants it? Trucker head. Let's see, where are we? Oh, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick and hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for some history. I'm gonna have to skip a couple of these.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, pretty rough, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why's that?

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of rough ones in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Dead people history books do have blood stained pages.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead gorilla.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, see what?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you Did King Kong, the one from Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it Washo?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not your Washo. Not your Kong, Coco.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's Poco. Timothy B. Schmid, Rusty Young, Paul Cotton. Poco. Great group.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Good group.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Richie Fury, nicest guy. Nice guy, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Poco is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little soft, isn't it? And the. In the heart of the night might

[Christy Lee]

be a little yacht. Rocky.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Let's birthdays. The great Jim Thorpe. Great athlete. Of course. You know that famous story about him at the Olympics?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You don't? Oh, yeah. Jim Thorpe, of course. I mean, it's about the shoes. No, he won and then they. They took the gold medals back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, but also he. He almost didn't compete because he didn't have the right shoes. And he borrowed a pair of shoes from a German, I believe, and he won all his events or something, and

[Tom Griswold]

they were pissed because he did a victory dance and it started raining, so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

How could they.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd they take his medals away?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he allegedly had played. He got 10 bucks to play at a baseball.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baseball, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you read his life. His life is. I mean, he would. They don't do this anymore. He would kind of barnstorm around and join teams and he was. He was the greatest.

[Josh Arnold]

And in the Olympics, you could tell he was wearing German shoes because the laces were in. Little Nazis, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm using this.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got. I've got a callback coming to that later, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good. I love a Nazi callback.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I auditioned for the Nazi.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the. One of the birthdays, I believe, coming. Coming up. Has something to do with the Nazis. Happy birthday, 1944. Gladys Knight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it Charles Lindbergh, the pip.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah. Gladys Knight and the pips. And do you know what a pip is?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a dot on a dice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. On dice. Those dots are called pips.

[Jess Hooker]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

If you do crossword puzzles, you'll learn

[Bob Kevoian]

that those little black dots are pips. Are pips.

[Jess Hooker]

And it was Gladys Knight.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you were. If you were lucky enough to see Gladys Knight in an arena show, you could see those little black dots were the pips.

[Christy Lee]

You know, they do it right.

[Jess Hooker]

More Nazi jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I didn't want media to go that way.

[Christy Lee]

Pips on red dot.

[Tom Griswold]

And coming up. And then in this. In the next year, I'm going to each individual pip, I will highlight their birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Because they never.

[Tom Griswold]

You never heard enough about them, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you name a pip Bubba Knight, Gladys's cousin, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Kevin?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. They're too fake. As far as I know, they're. This is.

[Pat Godwin]

Was Frip ever a Pip?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Flip Wilson?

[Pat Godwin]

No, Frit Pitt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pip.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert. Robert.

[Bob Kevoian]

Robert Fripp was a Pip.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the white pip with the guitar. I know of two famous Rudy's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, 1944. Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor.

[Bob Kevoian]

And of course, the runny dye in his hair from Notre Dame.

[Josh Arnold]

Rudy, you got your Rudy Valli.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go. Rudy Valley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your red scarf matches your house.

[Christy Lee]

Rudy.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who's a jeweler. His name is Rudy.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I gave him your. I gave him your.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's who that is.

[Al Jackson]

Okay, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, starting. Starting today? Yes. All the people you say are your friends?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have a lot of friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you start. When you start throwing these out as your friends, we need their phone number.

[Christy Lee]

I can give you his phone number.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're their side of the story.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I needed something.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're their friend, I had a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Fix the Rudy.

[Christy Lee]

Great jeweler.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Remember when I was a kid. When I was a kid, there was some guy, his name was like Rudy Gingrich or something. And he. He was the famous French bathing suit designer that released the first topless bathing suit. I didn't. Of course, I was a kid, so I didn't drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a friend of yours?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It was a famous French. I mean, it was like. It was in look magazine or something. And I remember thinking, I was unaware that odds are this guy probably really didn't have much interest in topless women. But, you know, let's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bubba Knight. His first name was Merrill. Like Gerald with an M. Oh, are these the Pips? He is Gladys older brother and served as the unofficial leader and business manager of the Pips. But the other Pips were upset because he just did.

[Tom Griswold]

Her brother.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to listen to him. William Guest, who never owned his own home.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he sure didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was Gladys cousin and an original member with the Pips from their early days in the 50s until their retirement, 2015. And Edward Patton, who was a general in World War II. No, he was also a glasses cousin. Joined the pips in 59 as the choreographer. Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Rudy Geinrich developed the topless bathing suit.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm with him. They're just swim trunks. There's nothing developed.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a picture of it if you want us it comes up just below the boobs and then it has two straps that meet in the middle and go around your neck like a V.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so there is. Okay. There's some design.

[Tom Griswold]

Never really took off, but he's. He's the other famous Rudy, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure it took off in central pay or somewhere where it's legal, but here would be tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Happy birthday. The great John Fish Fogarty of Creedence Clearwater Revival.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I had a time machine, I'd like to visit. If I could visit many, many places, I. One of them I would pick was when CCR was. Was popular. I don't think we appreciate them enough.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. They, they. They're not in the movie Woodstock because John didn't like the recording. Although he's since changed his mind. It's now out there. You can actually listen to it. They're amazing. Probably the three greatest albums by a band released within 12 months.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Cosmo.

[Tom Griswold]

And three brilliant albums right in a row. I don't know who this is. Kylie Minogue,

[Bob Kevoian]

the unofficial ambassador of New Zealand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

She has a great documentary out right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Okay. Kylie Minogue, born in 68. Great. Good for you. Now, this is important.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she's. No. Rudy. Swimsuit.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rudy Geinrich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Heterosexual men really dig the swimsuit. Eduard and Andre Michelin incorporate the Michelin Tire Company in 1889. And do you know this is true. Do you know why the Michelin guide to restaurants exists?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Well, doesn't it seem, Josh, like an odd combination to associate tires?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Fine.

[Christy Lee]

Food.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Because you drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Travel guide. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Restaurant. The travel guide. Of course, they had a.

[Josh Arnold]

Obvious. And boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I believe. Hey, watch it, Tom. You're working my side.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Do you know why the Michelin man looks like he looks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because there. It started out as eight or nine tires sacked up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. And you know what his name is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bib. Bib.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. That's short for bib and dumb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know the Michelin man?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It was obvious that the Michelin man was tired.

[Jess Hooker]

Concerning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is a good one. This is. You'll like this one, Josh. This is semi.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Semi Literary. 1936. Alan Turing submits the essay on computable numbers for publication. It becomes the modern foundation for computer science. You'll recall who this guy is. He's the guy that essentially hacked the Enigma machine during World War II.

[Josh Arnold]

Saving played by Benedict Cumberbatch.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And good little movie can we be done?

[Josh Arnold]

Great. It is a great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's interesting to note that he really is the father of the modern computer. What's interesting to note is he was a gay gentleman, well known homosexual yet. And yet many a heterosexual teenager can thank him for having all that porn on his phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Plenty of gay porn out there, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm told. Don't look at my search history.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope, no need for that.

[Christy Lee]

We gotta go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know how they crack the code?

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, we're into tomorrow's show

[Tom Griswold]

now because every, every, every password was like, Hitler is great Hitler. One, two, three.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you know how they practice it? It was the term Heil Hitler. And they went from there because everything, you're absolutely correct, ended Heil Hitler.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Al Jackson will be joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Legion.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, thank you for tuning in to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, indeed. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Heywood Banks]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We got our special guest. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is. It's comedian Al Jackson and all. Where are you exactly?

[Al Jackson]

I am in the room I'm usually in, but I had to turn my computer because my girlfriend is obsessed that somebody's gonna see her coming out of the shower. And so, and one time it happened, she had a towel on, but it scarred her. Shout out to whatever Bob and top fan was like, hey, I saw that girl in the towel. I was like, do you understand how many hours of arguments you have cost me now? So she got obsessed with people seeing her. So I have a weird angle where it looks like a guy was sleeping on my couch over the shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Many years ago, there used to be a. There was, I think it was a movie called Feed. Do you remember this chick? And it was just someone had been taping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me more.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone had been sort of taping the. When, like news shows and stuff were getting hooked up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, feed. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd be, they'd be feeding audio and video before, before they'd actually go on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

It Was wonderful presidential election, so that

[Tom Griswold]

all kinds of stuff would be happening because they don't think they're on the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But someone.

[Al Jackson]

It is. Yeah, we were. We were. Oh, go ahead, finish that.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm wondering, and someone probably has already done this. Has someone done that for broadcasts like this, where they are when people are on Zoom calls and stuff, I wonder if someone has compiled a thing of what's going on in the background. I bet they have, because so many new shows now, obviously, we do it all the time. It's great. You don't have to have everybody come in because you can get virtually anybody to zoom you. And then I know that there are people who do it, that I've read that there are, what do you call it, like, art directors that will go to somebody's house and make sure that the stuff in back of them makes them look more intelligent than they are stage it. They'll put. Yeah, they'll put books there and they'll put them sideways. Oh, look who's reading the Richmond Lattimore translation of the Odyssey, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean Dick Lattimore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing.

[Al Jackson]

But I. I will say this. There is definitely, you know, compilations of people who either their partner walks in totally naked or, you know, there's a lot of compilations of the people that do what that CNN anchor did. Remember when it was during COVID and Jeffrey Toobin, I think his name was the lawyer, the.

[Tom Griswold]

The writer of the O.J. simpson book. Guy's a brilliant writer, but what did he get? He got caught, what, Jack, Jacking it or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he.

[Al Jackson]

I think he tried to pause his computer and he thought he had two laptops, I guess one was the center laptop and one was the saint. And he.

[Bob Kevoian]

He left the. He.

[Al Jackson]

He thought. He paused one. And there's another one that is my all time favorite. I bet you Jess has seen this. Jess, have you seen Daniel's camera? It was like, from two years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, nobody know.

[Jess Hooker]

Tell me.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, my. It is the best. There's like a Zoom call for some company. It's like one of those zooms where it's like nine people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And this became such an Internet sensation. Everybody has their favorite reaction. But there's a guy named Daniel, and, you know, he's just part of this group of nine, and he says something like, hey, this isn't my department, so can I go on pause? And somebody else in the department's like, go ahead. He pushes pause, but it comes off of pause. So Daniel gets up, goes out of the room comes back with lotion and Kleenex.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Al Jackson]

And it is like the thing that after, like, five times brought me so much joy is there is. There's like a Latina on there. She must have had brothers because she was so early. She just goes, daniel, turn your camera off. Like, he didn't even come back to his chair. She immediately knew. She's like. And everybody else is having coffee and BSing through this meeting, and he is still off pause. And you can see him looking for the porn he wants. And then he just leans back and slowly everybody is scattering. But, yes, Daniel's camera will change your life. It's like a family of people that are obsessed with this clip. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The closest thing that's happened to me lately, although it's not especially damning. Sometimes I will. If I'm in my car, I will dictate a text. You know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That can be a problem if you think you've got the mic off and say the radio's on or whatever and

[Christy Lee]

it continues to pick it up.

[Tom Griswold]

It can. Yes. Yeah. There can be some. But nothing, you know, nothing is sexy as Daniel.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, when you watch the clip, I just want you to peep the amount of time. There's one girl that as soon as she sees, she goes, turn your camera off. Like, she just.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't hear her. He.

[Al Jackson]

She doesn't know because he. He doesn't have his headphones on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Al Jackson]

And he. He doesn't think the meetings. He thinks he's paused in his meeting and this is his fun time. So he is locked into whatever site he was getting ready to enjoy all weigh in.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was talking to a friend of mine in the corporate world who's actually intelligent and knows what he's doing. And he was saying the biggest waste of time are group zoom meetings. It's just a complete joke when you've got, you know, 12 people up there. You think meetings are boring when you're there in person, but the point of

[Al Jackson]

time, I do it. I have one question for you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Does Daniel have to quit?

[Jess Hooker]

He wasn't exposed, right?

[Al Jackson]

Let's say he will. Let's say he wasn't. Then. That's the other funny thing is they can't end it because he's the host of the meeting, so they can't close it. But, like, I don't know how far he got, but is that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that would probably be. I think he could be. I think that would be actionable there's probably a. What do they call, moral turpitude clause in this contract that might.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what kind of what I was going to say, but because that would

[Tom Griswold]

be considered exposure, perhaps if they don't

[Bob Kevoian]

fire him, you know, another person, another favorable offense, they'll go, well, you didn't fire Daniel. Why are you firing me?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, that's a good point. So, yeah, that's the new bar.

[Tom Griswold]

The other thing is, I hope Daniel's probably had to have plastic surgery or move to New Zealand, because, I mean, the guy's gonna be Kylie Minogue.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm watching this right now. And he does. You see him unbuckle his pants and pull his pants down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

But he sits down before you see anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh, do you. I. I don't know what he's trying to do here.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea. He might have a mosquito bite.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

All the other people on the cameras are like, whoa, no. Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Christy Lee, just take your time, because you're going to watch it, like, 10 times. And every time, just pick one person in the zoom because there's a black woman that's just. Just will not put her coffee down, but you can see her slowly. And then there's an Asian dude that doesn't see it. And then he just stands straight up like a mouse ran across the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this poor man is probably. Oh, can you imagine? I can't imagine. He can't show his face anywhere. I would shave his beard off right away.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Is he looking at one of the ladies in the zoo?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's looking at.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He has another window open.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do that when you're not

[Al Jackson]

a selfish choice, Tom. It's not either.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I'm. I'm so computer illiterate, I wouldn't know how to bring porn up while on a zoom call. Anyway, so Tom.

[Al Jackson]

Tom just writes in the. In the meeting notes, can you ladies play with your hair for a little while?

[Announcer]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it would help me if you put your feet up on the monitor.

[Al Jackson]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm done. Comedian Al Jackson. Al Jackson is our guest. And, Al, I want. I've got time to squeeze out another stupid question. And I don't know if you saw this chick. Magee enlightened me to this. I believe it was Bryce Harper. There's a video of Bryce that's being used throughout Major League Baseball. Actually, he does what Chick and I both do, and I want to see if you do this when it's toothbrush time. I have my own sink at my house, so. And I have. Obviously have my own toothbrush, but I used my own toothpaste. And I don't want to get into the variety of toothpaste that I had, but it's extensive. But I. And Kelly does not approve of this.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I take the toothpaste, I put it in my mouth, I take the toothpaste, I put it in my mouth, then start brushing. I don't apply the toothpaste to the brush.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your technique?

[Al Jackson]

You don't put the toothpaste on the brush?

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I put it directly in my mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

And you, you squirt the toothpaste into

[Bob Kevoian]

your mouth and then take the brush and go in and get it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they don't have time to put it.

[Al Jackson]

I was about to say, Tom, get up five minutes earlier. That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of like.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I just like the feeling of something squirting into my mouth is why I do it.

[Al Jackson]

No, I think that's why I never like jelly donuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like.

[Al Jackson]

I don't want anything to explode in my mouth. I never like that. I never like.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever get that gum they used to call cum gum?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

Freshen up any opportunity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at Al. That's the worried, laughing look. Look at him. That's what it's called. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Al, you actually put it on the brush?

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. Don't you want to see how much

[Bob Kevoian]

you're doling out, bro? No, it's all right.

[Jess Hooker]

I got it on the brush and then you dip it under the water and then.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wrong discussion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I know. I'd have to see some percentage numbers. In any event, can you explain to Al the Bryce Harper situation?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now they've. He put up on TikTok him brushing his teeth in this manner. And some. Some genius at one of the other teams is doing it to stalk him, if you will, now. So when he comes up to bat, they put it on the big screen tv and the opposing fans, fans of the other team, are booing, invested, because he's brushing his teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

So you and I are in some kind of a minority.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you are exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised.

[Christy Lee]

In the shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

No, I know a lot of people that do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Brush your teeth in the shower?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I mix it up.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I do too.

[Al Jackson]

I'm team chick on that one, if I'm on vacation and I got one of those nice showers. Oh, I'm brother, I'm being there for a while. I'm a Daniels. Camera it up and then brush my teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Rinsing with hot water. That's right. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well that's al. That's gonna be. Oop. We don't have time for any words today, so I guess we'll just have to leave it there.

[Al Jackson]

I. I was brought into your life today to bring Daniel's camera and I was just a best friend.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very grateful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna go down a rabbit hole, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is, Daniel's camera sounds like such an innocent. Like a children's book.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

About a kid. A kid discovering the joys of photography.

[Christy Lee]

Doing nature photography.

[Al Jackson]

About a kid having to change schools.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is it, is it clear in the beginning of this thing what the topic is of the business meeting?

[Al Jackson]

I was listening to that. I couldn't. I've examined it so many times I can't really tell. It's one of those where it's like, oh, Tom, this is your department so make sure you. You circle back with Christie. It's just like it's a company that just runs on platitudes from the office.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well we got to check out. Are you working this weekend next?

[Al Jackson]

Not this weekend. Just got back from Eugene, Oregon. Shout Out. Had a great time at Olsen Road Comedy Club. I will be at Dr. Grant's next month. First of the month, like Bone Thugs and Harmony. So come see me the first weekend of the month at Dr. Grints in Detroit.

[Josh Arnold]

I can.

[Al Jackson]

No, it's Grand Rapids, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Grand Rap. Sorry, sorry. Okay, well, thanks. Thanks. Alright, now I gotta get. Oh no, I know what I gotta do. I gotta remind you that we have the. We have the Pop up store. It's pop back up. Just been handed this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of photographs.

[Jess Hooker]

We got the high vis. We got to get the high vis out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the neon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what that's called.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Where I wrote high vis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. I thought that said visor. I thought it was.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh mother of God.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was the. For the visor up there.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's where it says visor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it sure does. You see the difference between Viz Advisor?

[Tom Griswold]

I do now.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

They both begin though with the same

[Josh Arnold]

universe.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin's there, there. Hey, Josh, there's Jess hooker. Hi, Chick McGee at the sports desk. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Tom, I've got a late letter to read in just a second. But first, I wanted to finish today in history because I realized I missed some big stuff. So if you mind, could you give me the proper intro so we can feel. Ah, there we go. Boy, I missed a lot. So 1951, Willie Mays connected for his first major league home run. Say, hey, kid, one of the Giants of baseball.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you know his nickname?

[Tom Griswold]

The Say, hey, kid. Hey, kid, one of the giants of baseball. The San Francisco Giants.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, isn't it Willie May runs like hey, Willie. Hay.

[Josh Arnold]

What is Willie Hayes Mays in major league?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Hayes Mays runs like.

[Tom Griswold]

Hayes was the shamwow guy named Willie Mays.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that wasn't the shamwell. That was a different guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Billy Mays did everything else.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still around? No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He did the sham. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guy is still around, but Billy Mays is not okay. Yeah, he gone now.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. I didn't know this. This is an odd 1. In 1923, the Attorney General of the United States made it legal for women to wear pants in public.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, those were the days.

[Jess Hooker]

The Attorney General.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what you said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Isn't that gray fellow. Come on, bring that back.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what a weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Would have been funnier if he'd made it illegal for women to wear pants at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or any funnier, you know, but just last year, Augusta Golf club just allowed women on the course.

[Tom Griswold]

What year, last year did they set up new teas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, she's. She's. She's looking at me like I think that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you both believe.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. In 1999, after 22 years of restorations, da Vinci's the last supper was put back on display because they had. They had to clean it if you. I thought it was kind of fake because you could see the pizza boxes that they painted on there.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear that Judas was more than willing to pick up the check, but he was in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, typical.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, we had. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Do we know the menu?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we talked about this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we talked about this not too long ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Fried chicken.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's nachos.

[Christy Lee]

It's not fried chicken.

[Pat Godwin]

Roasted chicken and potatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we have a last supper here? Recreate the meal?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, of course. It was on Tuesday, so I'll drink

[Christy Lee]

all the wine you guys can eat.

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't the last.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't the last supper on a Tuesday. So that was it. Taco Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

It was not on a Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure I didn't. Didn't read that part?

[Josh Arnold]

Very.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know you didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a feeling you didn't read any of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Oh, this is awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

I should. I should have stopped right there. Actor Gary Coleman died on this date in 2010 of a stroke.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He, like, fell in his home or something, and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

What you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Ironic? I mean, I do say he survived. He survived. He survived 24 years after different strokes and finally one got him.

[Jess Hooker]

Gary Cole.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little fella.

[Bob Kevoian]

What you talking about? Willis.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Is there a. And is there a Gary Oldman?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Totally different.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Very opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a Gary Cole.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Cole is great. He's. You've. You've seen him in 25.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he's an actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Very good, very good. Now, I've got a letter here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Came in late. We were talking about the possibility of a gentleman urinating in a sink. This happens now. Have either of you ladies ever done that?

[Bob Kevoian]

You do it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

I've never peed in a sink. I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a fraternity? They had a washroom.

[Christy Lee]

Did you climb up there? Yeah, I did.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. It was like. It was like one of those laundry room sinks. So it's.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's base. Big.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Like a tub.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't it. Was it not a joyful experience?

[Jess Hooker]

I was pretty hammered, so I was feeling no pain. Yeah, it was great.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Rose in Clarksville, Tennessee. She says, good morning, y'.

[Al Jackson]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard you talking about pissing in the sink. My great grandfather's last words.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

She goes the parentheses. This always brings me a laugh. His final words were. Damn it, Martha. How's a man supposed to piss in the sink when it's full of dishes? He had a heart attack and died on the kitchen floor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Thought you'd enjoy that. Thank you. Well, thank you, Rose. I certainly did enjoy that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Good lesson for us ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If you get the dishes done, if

[Bob Kevoian]

you have a story about a loved one dying, send it on to us. I mean, what a great way to go. His.

[Tom Griswold]

His final words.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he had to pee. We know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have. You have final words ready to go, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to know the person who has their final words either.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you have a choice. I think it just will.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great one, and I forget who it is, but they've said either this Wallpaper goes. Or I do and he does. Oh, that's Oscar Wilde.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I hope

[Bob Kevoian]

if it is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm using it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, not bad at all. We'll check in now with Christy Lee. She's over there at the news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee]

We've missed all day.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder we're. The world's in such a bad shape. We have no idea what's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Wendy's held a mascot lookalike contest in celebration of World Redhead Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, I'm surprised you weren't there. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Wendy's. I don't like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, for those of you who might be relatively new to the Bob and Tom show during Tom's formative years, correct me if I'm. If I misspeak in any way. Tom, you spent a sleepover, if you will, with a friend of yours. And that friend had a mother who was a redhead.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she insisted on taking her son and his guest into the shower and having a shower.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of my first sleepovers. I will never forget it.

[Christy Lee]

Was that a walk in shower or was it a tub shower?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a walk in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Walk in shower.

[Tom Griswold]

I. And I know I could show you the house and was it a big shower or not particularly.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was a small.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if that had happened in

[Christy Lee]

those years, the walk in showers were tiny.

[Tom Griswold]

If you did, if you did that today, you'd be arrested.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course you rightfully. You should have been arrested then.

[Tom Griswold]

The young, the guy that. My buddy. I was probably, I don't know, six maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what were you, four feet tall? Three and a half feet tall?

[Tom Griswold]

I was right there. Yeah, at redhead central.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there at it.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you tell your parents? I don't remember if. I don't think I did. It scarred me for life. Yeah. And my buddy, he ended up moving away the next year. I swear to God. He's one of those TV pundits.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He shows up like on CNN with these panels of people.

[Christy Lee]

Are you in contact with him?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have, but as soon as I saw him, I went, oh my God, is that the same? And I googled it and it's him. All right.

[Christy Lee]

USA Today.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a nice full head of hair, which.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it red?

[Christy Lee]

Is he red?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was. He's white now. But don't they say that the thickest hair on a human being is a redhead?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I thought it was that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that the most per

[Bob Kevoian]

square inch or something I thought was the exact opposite. Least per square for some.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, not for the prince of whatever he is. He's losing it. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, how Bushy was Mrs. Redhead. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

USA date yoko ono esque.

[Christy Lee]

USA Today reports the competition, held at Seaport Square in New York City, saw nearly two dozen participants sporting red wigs and big tails.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, red wigs doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I would say. Thank you, Josh. Wendy Thomas, of course. The daughter of Wendy's founder, Dave Thomas, and the original Wendy who inspired the brand's mascot, was one of the judges at the contest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Tom. I heard Mrs. Redhead looked like she had Carrot Top and an arm lock. Is that true? Headlock. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Carrot Top could have entered that. It would even had to put on makeup.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. An Ohio woman named Jennifer was crowned the winner and awarded the grand prize of free Dave's single hamburgers for a year. There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's the yarn wig.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't like these wigs at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

No, it should have been real red.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware of this is something obscure and it should be for lies.

[Bob Kevoian]

In there should be a single for life.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't make any sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone know this?

[Jess Hooker]

The one girl in the middle has the real red hair. You see her?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That should be. The folds and blue trim on the white collar of the Wendy's logo spell out a word.

[Christy Lee]

I know what it is. Is it mom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you know that, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I read that somewhere. I saw it somewhere.

[Jess Hooker]

And Wendy was adopted, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe so, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They did a lot for the adoption community.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't. Wasn't he adopted?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think Dave was.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Fast food mascots. Okay. Who knows? These are pretty. Some of these are pretty simple.

[Bob Kevoian]

The bird, the burger king, Ronald McDonald.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Grimace.

[Christy Lee]

Grim. What is going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Before you dive into this, is there.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a reason?

[Josh Arnold]

Is there an end game?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we just fast forward to it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Please.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to go right to number one? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What is your end? Whatever you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first off, what are the parameters here? Most recognized.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Fast food masters.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't say. Yeah. You didn't tell us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it most popular restaurants in America?

[Josh Arnold]

Because what it sounded like was a guy who saw something on the Internet, clicked it and just wanted to read it to us.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are walking like chick.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't mean like chick on the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, you can bookmark these and read them after the show.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to know who the most popular.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be Ronald McDonald.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Tom, you know what? I want to know who the top five are.

[Jess Hooker]

Kiss ass.

[Tom Griswold]

What's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's interesting to me is you. It starts with Ronald McDonald. And the next one up is Colonel Sanders, which I guess he's kind of the mascot now.

[Jess Hooker]

He's number one in my heart.

[Josh Arnold]

He's been, I want that chicken box kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, he's. The point being, Ronald McDonald is a fictional character. Colonel Sanders was a real dude.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that doesn't have any significance. Then there's the Burger King.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I find the Burger King a little bit creepy.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I like the Burger King because he has an edge.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that they leaned into it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's just staring. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Number four, of course, is the aforementioned Wendy. And then I don't even know who number five is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Jack in the Box.

[Tom Griswold]

Jollibee.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, man, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the Long John Silver's pirate? Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it say.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought that would have been Long John Silver.

[Jess Hooker]

That would have been my first guess.

[Christy Lee]

There's a fried chicken place called Jollibee.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've never heard of it in Nora. That's number five.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Jollibee.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Then of course, the great Chuck E. Cheese.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the man, remember, who got arrested and taken to the police cruiser.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the distinction is it's a Chuck first name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle initial E. Like Chucky's in love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Chuck E. Weiss.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we're misspeaking on. On his birth certificate, it's Charles Everett Cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay, good to know. Well, that's. That's enough. That's. Those are the significant ones. I don't want to bore you with any more.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, honestly, the ones that we've never heard of are the not boring ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Chick Fil A cows? You gotta love them.

[Christy Lee]

Of course we know them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Yokiero Taco Bell. Is that still out there?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not at all. No.

[Jess Hooker]

It'll come back here.

[Josh Arnold]

Lizard. Lizard, Lizard. During the Godzilla promotion.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a guy yesterday walking a hairless Chihuahua.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? What were you doing? When you just taking a walk?

[Tom Griswold]

I was driving.

[Bob Kevoian]

I said, look at that guy. Oh, you were driving.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ask him to get in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's you, little guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

A cute little guy. The dog was a cute little guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I've developed a new appreciation for little Chihuahuas. But this happened to be a hairless one. You don't see those very often.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who has you talked into getting a Chihuahua? And you're gonna make it seem like

[Tom Griswold]

it's your idea, cop friend of mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly would leave me before I'd be able to get a Chihuahua. But it'd be fun. Little guy, carry around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Use your brain. There's your out buddy. You got your health. What do you need being married for

[Tom Griswold]

number 10, the Hamburglar. And lastly, I've never heard of the sponge monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't either.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At Quiznos. What?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. That's new to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird tumoury looking things with like one tooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that.

[Christy Lee]

That?

[Josh Arnold]

That was odd.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wisnos has a nice sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Domino's, of course, has the Noid.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that was huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Avoid the Noid.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then finally, Little Caesars has Little Caesar the cartoon. Oh, and no, I'm sorry, Christy, I forgot the Arby's oven mitt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. That guy was around for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he got burned.

[Bob Kevoian]

And tragically, he was locked in the oven. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can I play that Pillsbury Doughboy bit?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Christy. What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up we're going to talk about Hugh Jackman and sheep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Giving us all some interesting information off the air. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee.

[Al Jackson]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have not had a, a lot of time today to visit with Christy with respect to the news fault, that

[Bob Kevoian]

is how many stories like two or three.

[Christy Lee]

I've done two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, none of them are particularly

[Bob Kevoian]

stand

[Tom Griswold]

out with respect to changing your life. But.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but the lists of candy and,

[Christy Lee]

and masks, that was really important.

[Jess Hooker]

Life changing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thank you, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I could, I wish I could dip in for an hour, weigh in and then leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I've often been, I've often been fascinated by Josh's fresh faced rookie to bit her veteran. But I, I didn't expect it to break out with Jess Hooker. Such a. She's right there heckling you with the rest of us.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed learning about mascots.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you could have done that on your own time.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, Tom? I did too. I, I thought that was very interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you have that's so. What do you have that's so fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

Farmer says he thought an invitation for one of his sheep to be part of the Hugh Jackman film the Sheep Detectives was a scam. William Sully told SWNS that when the film's producers messaged him asking for photos of his sheep. I thought it was one of these scams because I didn't quite believe it was true.

[Josh Arnold]

Comes to us from bottom of the barrel news.

[Tom Griswold]

It basically what kind of a scam? I want pictures of your sheep. What Kind of a perv.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're being heckled.

[Christy Lee]

I know. He gave me the story. They basically asked me for some photos of a ram. So I sent pictures across and they loved him and said he was perfect for the role. The 26 year old's Norfolk horn sheep named Nobby ended up being used as the model for twin characters Reggie and Ronnie.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Sully said that the team got knobby. You know something spot on.

[Tom Griswold]

Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman is my new friend.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know that yet.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know why he didn't come in here?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because of your attitude.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it because I shoved my phone in his face and said, talk to these three people via FaceTime? I'm sorry, that wasn't me.

[Bob Kevoian]

As the rest of us were standing around mortified,

[Josh Arnold]

the second he sat down, I said, hey, I saw you on Broadway and you really messed up a line.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I said that?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, no, that also wasn't me.

[Pat Godwin]

First thing out of your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

Several times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think he did bring it up more than once.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if he's coming back, guys.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, I don't think I'm coming back. I. I want to. I've got to see this movie. I've heard it's great.

[Jess Hooker]

It is good.

[Tom Griswold]

The Sheep Detectives.

[Bob Kevoian]

You and me, Tom. Me and you.

[Jess Hooker]

It's at the mall right now. We could go.

[Tom Griswold]

It is okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Show. Let's go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Popcorn and what.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the name? It's a Norfolk. What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is the Norfolk horn Sheep.

[Bob Kevoian]

There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

There he goes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's a beautiful sheep.

[Tom Griswold]

Norfolk. I can't. I'm. No, I want to. I want to sing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Leave it alone.

[Tom Griswold]

That Black Betty song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wrong.

[Christy Lee]

What? I think that won't even fit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Black Betty and Norfolk horn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, because of Ram Jam, you're asking us to do a lot of work. I had to sit here and go, where could that have possibly come from?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy thought. This guy said he thought the letter was a scam. So it'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

This better be Norfolk sheep.

[Tom Griswold]

This rams a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, you can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get it out. I'm so sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We ended the show on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was real close.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, can you blame the guy? He says sheep farmer gets a letter from some Hollywood Harvey Weinstein type, wants pictures of a sheep. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

With genitals out, different angles.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got the name Jackman in there. Okay. And you can just see where the guy would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, now we're. Now we're doing Jackman.

[Christy Lee]

He's definitely not coming back.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not coming back because of me.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's all your fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Go check out.

[Bob Kevoian]

How would you call my wife and her sisters and her mother?

[Pat Godwin]

Nerdiest thing I've ever seen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please, please. What you call that? You know, I saw you on Broadway. Boy, did you stink up the place. I'm kidding you.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it was great on Broadway. My. One of my favorite plays, the Music Man. I went there specifically to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know the lines better than you do. I see you the best of a line that night.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what it was like behind the scenes. I feel like I'm watching myself. Okay, don't forget, the pop up shop has popped up. You'll find [e-mail] tomorrow. We'll try to do better. That's all I can say.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to do better.

[Tom Griswold]

These will remain the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

The Hammer alley podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

An 80s flashback mockumentary. Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Josh Arnold]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking for a music music video. They're a band from 1987.

[Josh Arnold]

Hammer Alley.

[Christy Lee]

Ever heard of them?

[Bob Kevoian]

To rock bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, I was born in 1987.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe he's doing this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hammer Alley.

[Announcer]

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