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Christy Lee
It's the Bob and Tom Show.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I get it.
Pat Godwin
8 o' clock in the morning outside my motel room 8 o' clock in the morning Good thing I don't have a gun Leaf blower, leaf blower Holy, holy. Leaf blower, Leaf blower Good thing I don't have a gun 2:30 in the morning the band has crashed at Sugar's house With all the windows open Guess who's mowing his lawn? Drunk neighbor Speed freak neighbor Holy, holy Drunk neighbor Mad head neighbor Good thing I don't have a gun.
Christy Lee
Ah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
When 9 to 5 means 9 to 5 means 9pm to 5am when 9 to 5 means 9 to five means 9pm to five a.m.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Gigged in San Antonio got to sleep 4am playing tonight up in Fort Worth who's outside my window? Wood chipper, wood chipper Holy, holy Wood chipper Wood chipper Good thing I don't have a gun Leaf blower, Drunk neighbor Wood chipper Weed whacker, Base Boomer Subwoofer Dodge charger. No muffler Cat fighter, Dog parker Chainsaw Running mother scratcher Bad neighbor, bad neighbor Good thing I don't have a gun.
Tom Griswold
Mom.
Josh Arnold
Ah, yes. Those sounds mean. Summer is here and neighbors are about and you long for winter it's the Bob and Tom show. I actually got lucky. I love my neighbors.
Jeff Oskay
I do too.
Josh Arnold
Wonderful neighbors. And my neighbors here in the studio are wonderful. Right next door to me is Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Tom Griswold
Hey, cram it, will ya?
Josh Arnold
We don't talk about the neighbor at the left. Well, of course there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff.
Tom Griswold
No one's to the left of you across the way. I'll make you feel right at home. Pronounce Mayday again.
Josh Arnold
There's Ace. I am Josh Arnold. And there he is, Tom Griswold.
Tom Griswold
Gotta shake it up, you know what I'm saying?
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure, yeah. Keep him guessing. I love.
Jeff Oskay
We never know what to expect, that's for sure.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yesterday I went in to get a nice tea. And the lady goes, wow, it's freezing outside. Wait a second. Hold on a minute. Like, 65?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You can't win, really.
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
It's gonna be too hot, then you're gonna be complaining when it's too cold. Calm down, okay? It's not much you can do about it. It's a good life. Be happy. Be happy that you're not 55 degrees and 6ft under. There you go. That's today's pleasant word of the day.
Jeff Oskay
All right.
Tom Griswold
Now, I thought we'd begin with another quiz. I don't know why I've become sort of obsessed with words lately. Maybe it's because the spelling bees up and running that I hate every year. Oh, yeah. The. We actually have a good spelling bee story about a kid that got knocked out of the spelling bee for spelling a word that he should know.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Tom Griswold
As opposed to the ridiculous ones that they usually have to memorize for that stupid thing. But we talked about a couple words that are things that you know what they are, but you don't know what the word is. One of them was Zarf.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
God, when you remember what that is? A zarf.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I do not.
Tom Griswold
The Zarf is the cardboard corrugated thing around a coffee cup.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I don't know how long that word's been around, but that sounds kind of manufactured.
Pat Godwin
No one uses it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but that's. That's what it is. But there are a couple we went through that are kind of interesting, but I found a few more. Now, do you remember what a tittle is, Josh? T, I, T, T, L, E. Man.
Josh Arnold
I remember what my guess was, and it was wrong. Oh, yes, I do. It's the dot on top of an I or a J. Yeah. A lowercase I or lowercase A.
Tom Griswold
Title. Yes, of course. It sounds much dirtier than it is.
Josh Arnold
Absolutely. It does. But it also kind of fits.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Like if you were gonna draw a boob, you put the dot right there in the middle.
Jeff Oskay
Yep.
Josh Arnold
And boob, done.
Jeff Oskay
They have your own tittle.
Tom Griswold
That's right. Little. You got your. You got three circles, you got your tittle, your nipple and your. Wait a minute, you got your. No, I forgot my poem. A tittle nipple, but never mind. Yeah, that's a good one. How about a munton?
Josh Arnold
Munton. That's new to us, right?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'd heard this doing construction. It's the strip of wood separating the panes in a window frame.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. You did tell us that. Yes.
Tom Griswold
A peen. A pe. Excuse Me.
Jeff Oskay
P, E, E, N. Like a ball peen hammer.
Tom Griswold
Exactly. Exactly. The end of a hammer opposite the striking face.
Jeff Oskay
Ah.
Tom Griswold
Have you ever. I mean, I've. I had a ball peen hammer in my toolbox. I don't know what that round end is for.
Jeff Oskay
I don't either.
Josh Arnold
I always use them on, like, carpenter nails, like, really small or, you know, those small, thin, like really tiny nails. I thought those were always better.
Tom Griswold
Is it for, like, making dents and metal or something? I don't know.
Christy Lee
It's for shaping metal.
Josh Arnold
Ah, so for steel work.
Tom Griswold
You know what a ball peen hammer is, Christie?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I just said I have one of my duals.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you do?
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, cool.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, absolutely.
Tom Griswold
I don't know why a woman with a ball peen hammer sounds like something very bad is about to happen in the basement. All right. Are his testicles in the vice yet?
Jeff Oskay
Kathy Bates You.
Tom Griswold
I'll get. I'll get. I'll get the ball peen hammer. I want to find one. This one? I don't know. Try it. Glabella.
Josh Arnold
Glabella. Sounds biological.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, it does.
Tom Griswold
You'd be the most concerned with this in our studios, if not Godwin. Okay, wait a minute. Let me. Hang on a minute. Bella. Yeah. Or possibly Oscar. It's the. It's the space between your eyebrows.
Josh Arnold
Oh, all right.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I don't have much.
Jeff Oskay
You shave that?
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Christy Lee
I pluck.
Jeff Oskay
Do you?
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Jeff Oskay
You pluck or shave in the middle of my eyebrows? Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I don't have to do anything there.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Josh Arnold
Oh, gosh.
Jeff Oskay
Grow together.
Pat Godwin
They do not.
Josh Arnold
Mine would not grow together, but I get like two or three right in the middle, and so I just trim them.
Tom Griswold
Do you go to one of those places that trims the eyebrows, Christy?
Jeff Oskay
I used to. That lady moved. I haven't done it.
Tom Griswold
I didn't understand. I thought. When I saw that they threaded. I thought they were sewing.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, no.
Tom Griswold
Eyebrows in.
Jeff Oskay
No, I don't.
Tom Griswold
They use thread to pluck them out?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. I use wax.
Pat Godwin
It's not called blading when you throw them.
Jeff Oskay
It's called threading.
Pat Godwin
Oh, threading.
Jeff Oskay
They take thread and then pull it.
Tom Griswold
Okay. A lot of men would be interested in this with Christy.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Tom Griswold
Your hallux.
Jeff Oskay
My hallux?
Tom Griswold
H A, L, L, U, X. Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Dimple on the butt.
Tom Griswold
No. That's a very good guess, though. And a lot of men would be interested in that.
Jeff Oskay
But I don't have one.
Tom Griswold
Christie. Only Christie has one dimple on her cheek, but that's on her face. And only the one side yeah, the helicopter. That's your big toe. And Alex. But this one I really love. The axilla, anyone?
Pat Godwin
No, those are your feet.
Tom Griswold
Axilla is the scientific term for your armpit.
Josh Arnold
Axilla.
Pat Godwin
I wasn't close at all. I was off a body length.
Christy Lee
You got a body part, though, that's closer.
Tom Griswold
Well, it seems to be the category. Just. Just a little bit of education for you this morning. I thought you might enjoy that.
Jeff Oskay
Too early.
Tom Griswold
How about a tang?
Pat Godwin
Tang.
Jeff Oskay
Well, we all know what the slang for tang is.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. The tang actually is a tool. Part of the blade of a tool that extends into the handle, the tang.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I'm not sure if. If the phrase poon tang is related to that, I don't see how it would be. Anyone?
Josh Arnold
I can't imagine. No, I think that's more of a.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Now, you know what the scrote is, of course.
Josh Arnold
Well, in terms. If we're talking, you know, for shortening.
Tom Griswold
Scrotum, how about the screwed?
Josh Arnold
Screwed.
Jeff Oskay
Screw and scrot.
Josh Arnold
The screwed is the scrotum, like skin on your elbow.
Tom Griswold
It's this. It's the scale on a fish.
Josh Arnold
A screwed.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, the screwed. That's another one. Now, you'll know this one for sure. Spatchcock.
Josh Arnold
Yes, yes. Technique for cooking chicken, primarily, you take.
Tom Griswold
It and you beat it down. You butterfly it. Yeah, Spatchcock. I guess probably because of chicken.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Again, that one. That one sounds much dirtier than it is. I don't know if you saw any.
Pat Godwin
Like, chicken cordon blue. Blue or you have to pound it. That's the term.
Tom Griswold
No, it's like you take the bones and everything and you flatten it down.
Christy Lee
You take scissors cut down.
Pat Godwin
I've never been in a kitchen.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, you haven't?
Tom Griswold
No one would allow you in there. Fire hazard. All kinds of. All kinds of problems. That's just a little bit of fun this morning in the. In the. In the word world of words. Coming up, we do have an update on the. What is it called? The Scripps. The Scripps Annual Spelling Bee.
Jeff Oskay
Yep.
Tom Griswold
I'm not a fan at all, but it's going on right now.
Christy Lee
I can't believe you haven't commented on Christie's gondolier outfit today.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, she has the accordion in the other room.
Josh Arnold
Oh, wow.
Tom Griswold
You got the red ascot and the striped. Horizontal. Striped shirt.
Jeff Oskay
I'm in Italy in my mind.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It's a good look.
Jeff Oskay
Thanks.
Tom Griswold
Okay, well, we're gonna move forward here. Coming up, we have some sporting news, of course, and we have a lot of interesting Things going on in the world that we'll be attacking today. And when we come back, I want to do a little bit of today in history early on because we have an odd coincidence. In today in history we have huge events that happen to take place on the participant's birthday.
Josh Arnold
Oh, all right.
Tom Griswold
Which is two huge events involved, but it just also happens to be the person's birthday. We'll get to that coming up. And a couple of other interesting tributes also from the world of news. We have is it pronounced the vagus nerve or the vagus nerve, do you know? Or vagus nerve? Is it the vagus nerve?
Pat Godwin
Vegas?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'll have to look it up. V, A, G, U, S. Whatever.
Josh Arnold
What happens with the vagus nerve stays.
Tom Griswold
With the vagus nerve.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And if it's vagus, it'd be much funnier for the story.
Josh Arnold
Well, let's go vagus.
Tom Griswold
It involves, involves tickling the vagus to cause something else to happen in the world of science. Right now I want to tickle your vagus to get you to get a nice gift for Father's Day from Raycon. The Raycon earbuds. Of course, we talk about those all the time. Raycon has a whole line of great products. And right now, 15% off site wide, if you go to buyraycon.com tom, you gotta add the tom part. But once again, 15% off site wide we talk about the Raycon earbuds. 32 hours of battery life, multipoint connectivity, a great gift. Also, if you want to give them just a quick 10 minutes of charging, you've still got 90 minutes of battery left. But once again, a full 32 hours if you give them a proper charge. And they're great, they don't fall out of your ears because they have. They come with a number of gel tips. Is that the word, Christy? Yes, the adjustable gel tips.
Jeff Oskay
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Josh Arnold
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Ace Cosby
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Tom Griswold
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Josh Arnold
What about brake pads and rotors?
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Josh Arnold
Get in the zone. AutoZone restrictions apply.
Pat Godwin
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Josh Arnold
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's here. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar is there.
Christy Lee
Hey, buddy.
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby. How the heck are you? Good, good. I'm Josh. Arnold. There's Tom. Already having a fun morning learning about voids.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And did we ever discover is it vagus Vegas? It is the vagus nerve.
Josh Arnold
Oh, well, where is that nerve?
Tom Griswold
It's in southern Nevada.
Jeff Oskay
It's the tenth cranial nerve.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thanks. Well, that is. Now I know the 10th cranial nerve. Of course it is. It sounds really dirty though, doesn't it?
Josh Arnold
Anything with vag.
Tom Griswold
I tell you what. So well hung you could stimulate her vagus nerve.
Josh Arnold
Oh, from the top of the stairs.
Jeff Oskay
Major pathway that connects your brain to some major organs like heart, lungs and digestive.
Tom Griswold
Okay, okay, don't stop showing off right now. It's time to review a little bit of history for you, get you educated here on this program because we have some interesting educational news on the way. Today in history, May 29th, big, big day. Patrick Henry his birthday.
Josh Arnold
Patrick, he was the steel driving man, wasn't he?
Tom Griswold
That was John Henry. Oh, well, his brother Patrick Henry was the give me liberty or give me death guy.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Today no one could negotiate. They'd want liberty and death.
Josh Arnold
That's right.
Tom Griswold
Hey, look pal, you don't understand the how this negotiation works. I can't have both. Happy birthday, Bob Hope, born in this state in 1903. Patrick Henry, born in, by the way, 1736. And but also we have Patrick Henry news coming up.
Josh Arnold
I think Bob Hope is really funny and crazy, like multi talented. I got one and I were watching a video of him dancing. Very. And it was insane.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Really good presence.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Now do you got guys know who this is? 1914. Happy birthday. Tenzing Norgay.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I know who that is. He's the guy that climbed Mount Everest with Sir William Hillary or Edmund Edmond Hillary.
Tom Griswold
And is there some debate as to whether who got there first?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they got there in what, 53.
Tom Griswold
But no, I mean, did nor gay get up there before?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
Sir Edmund Hillary. The white dude?
Jeff Oskay
I. I would say probably yes.
Tom Griswold
He answered an ad.
Josh Arnold
Is that right?
Tom Griswold
To get the gig? Yeah. It said, not afraid of frostbite. Do you like the possibility of dying then? Maybe being a Sherpa is for you. Aren't all these guys named Sherpa is not the thing now their last name is. Yeah, it's like a family thing. We have Sherpa news coming up today. Yeah, we do, but it was. It's. It's Tenzing Norgay's birthday. JFK, John F. Kennedy. Born on this date in 1917.
Jeff Oskay
Gosh, think about that.
Tom Griswold
I always celebrate. No shots, by the way, just cake.
Jeff Oskay
So he'd be dead no matter what.
Tom Griswold
He probably wouldn't have made it to 60. He had. Yeah, what was it? What did? Addison's disease or something horrible. The late Al Unser, born on this date in 1939. Got four wins at the Indy 500. His son got two. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Josh Arnold
No.
Tom Griswold
The great composer Danny Elfman.
Josh Arnold
Ah, yes. A member of Oingo Boingo.
Tom Griswold
Great, great composer. He is almost as famous as Elfman. Let's see. Who's the most famous Elfman out there? Will Ferrell, probably.
Josh Arnold
Danny Elfman just composed the music for the new rides at the Dark Universe. Universal Studios. Cool. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Is he who did the Simpsons.
Josh Arnold
He did do the Simpsons thing. Yes.
Pat Godwin
And he's crazy shredded for an older guy. Like, he's got zero body fat.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Christy Lee
Yeah, we been checking them out.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, well, it's great. It's insane. He's really tattooed and has a crazy red hair.
Christy Lee
Really?
Pat Godwin
He's like 70 something, right?
Tom Griswold
1956. Happy birthday, Latoya Jackson. Latoya, of course. Spanish for the. The toy. I don't know. It's hard to be the one who's slightly less famous than Tito.
Christy Lee
Well, when you're uglier than Tito and.
Josh Arnold
You'Re the female, Oscar's got claws.
Christy Lee
Have you seen her?
Josh Arnold
Not in a while.
Tom Griswold
Great singer, songwriter, Melissa Etheridge. She's been on the show with us. She's great.
Josh Arnold
She is great.
Tom Griswold
Oh, just.
Christy Lee
Good concert.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Always kind of a legit badass.
Josh Arnold
Hey, do we know if that kid looks like Crosby yet? I mean, the kid's got to be what, 20, 25?
Jeff Oskay
That old already?
Josh Arnold
Has to be.
Pat Godwin
Why would you go with David Crosby?
Josh Arnold
Oh, her. Yeah, I know. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Mustache. Happy birthday.
Jeff Oskay
Picking out a guy.
Pat Godwin
He's got issues.
Tom Griswold
Happy birthday, Daniel Tosh.
Jeff Oskay
Ah, Daniel.
Tom Griswold
What's. What is the TV show he was in? Oh, that one with Bernie Mac, Mac and Tosh. Oh, great show. Nobody. Nobody saw that, huh?
Josh Arnold
We'll try to figure out why you got mad at us for talking about David Crosby.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we'll explain to you later.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I guarantee it won't matter. I'm gonna mention him 50 times now.
Tom Griswold
You'Re gonna really regret it. In 1765, the aforementioned Patrick Henry.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Gave his famous speech against the Stamp Act.
Josh Arnold
The Stamp Act?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, he'd. Yeah, very serious.
Josh Arnold
What was the Stamp Act? Does anybody remember?
Tom Griswold
Oh, taxes.
Christy Lee
Taxes.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you'd hate it.
Josh Arnold
Oh, it was just. Oh, well, I was thinking postal stamps.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I was, too. I got it. I'm on your side there.
Tom Griswold
Supposed after that famous speech, since it was his birthday, someone brought him a cake. Hey, by the way, I was really good. The liberty and death stuff. But here, do you like chocolate on chocolate?
Christy Lee
When did the cake start for birthdays? Like, has that always been a thing throughout history or.
Jeff Oskay
That is. I don't know.
Christy Lee
Like, did they have cakes back then for your birthday?
Jeff Oskay
Maybe they made pies instead and the cake people came in, took over.
Josh Arnold
Oh, big cake.
Tom Griswold
Isn't. Is it isn't. Chick. Doesn't he prefer pies to cakes?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I think birthdays.
Tom Griswold
I'm a pie fan. But birthdays, it's got to be cakes.
Jeff Oskay
I am not a cake fan.
Pat Godwin
I prefer no birthday.
Tom Griswold
How about that?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, well, we can make that happen.
Pat Godwin
After a certain age, you don't count anymore.
Tom Griswold
It would just be the anniversary of the late. Never mind. Now, we also mentioned Tenzing Norgay earlier.
Jeff Oskay
Mm.
Tom Griswold
This was the day in 1953 that Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay became the first to summit Mount Everest.
Josh Arnold
Huh.
Tom Griswold
And by the way, they didn't copulate together.
Jeff Oskay
Well, thank you for.
Tom Griswold
See, they were. They were. They were. They were adventurous. But not gay.
Josh Arnold
Right?
Christy Lee
Right.
Tom Griswold
Dancing, not gay.
Christy Lee
Did anyone see the IMAX thing on Everest? And when they went up and they took the big IMAX camera, which weighs thousands of pounds, and it looked really amazing, like the video. But then they showed the making of it, and yeah, there's like three white dudes walking in front and these Sherpas carrying this 3,000 pound camera across, like little ladders that go across crevices and they're almost barefoot. Like, that's what the story should be.
Josh Arnold
They're not the other guys.
Christy Lee
They're the impressive ones. They're carrying everything.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
No oxygen. Like, they're.
Josh Arnold
Maybe it's an honor for them to do that.
Tom Griswold
And the worst thing about being a sherpa is you gotta. You gotta listen to a bunch of middle aged white dudes that are millionaires talking about their midlife crisis. I'm gonna get a Corvette. Okay, thanks, small dick. We're gonna.
Josh Arnold
I'm just open for a second helping of yak stew.
Tom Griswold
Oh, Speaking of nuts, 1987, remember this one Michael Jackson tried to buy?
Josh Arnold
What, the Elephant man skeletons?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
You know, things you'll do to impress little boys.
Josh Arnold
John.
Tom Griswold
Hey, hey, hey.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, maybe he. But you know what? This is scary. This will frighten away.
Pat Godwin
Let's just get another giraffe.
Tom Griswold
Who bought Michael Jackson's skeleton?
Josh Arnold
Do you know the Merrick family?
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay. Ironic really. 1994, guess who won the Indy 500.
Jeff Oskay
1994.
Pat Godwin
Only Christie's gonna come close.
Jeff Oskay
I don't know.
Tom Griswold
You know him, we just talked to him.
Jeff Oskay
Ari Lyondyke Alonso Jr. Oh, God, I.
Tom Griswold
Should have wanted on his dad wanted on his dad's birthday.
Jeff Oskay
92 and 94.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. And then who I forgot to won the next year, but he had to use navigation to figure it out in those days. You know, Al had a little map today.
Jeff Oskay
Alan's her birthday.
Tom Griswold
Big L. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Senior.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, okay. I was gonna say his birthday.
Tom Griswold
And then lastly, a sad story. A Tiger woods arrested and charged with a dui. Yeah, should have stuck to the Arnold Palmers. Now, fans of this show. No, we learned something. I don't know if you knew this, Mr. Oskar. We were talking to, sadly, the late John Feinstein and I asked him about that rumor about Arnold Palmer, everyone. President Trump referenced that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Over the summer, he. About how Arnold Palmer was incredibly well hung.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
So I asked John about that and he said because he'd been touring on the circuit for quite some time as a reporter and he absolutely verified it. We need to get that recorded. That's just a really nice reference I like to have in my quiver when it comes to talking about the well hung.
Jeff Oskay
You talk about well hung men a lot.
Tom Griswold
Seems to come up at the club. You know, I hope to someday be in the hall of fame, but right now I'm just a voter. If you're Jeff. If you're just joining us, or if you're Jeff and you're joining us, it's great to be here. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program. And let's see, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Josh Arnold
Tom, you've made it clear that if you're ever inducted into the well hung hall of Fame, that if they're Going to do it posthumously. Don't even bother.
Tom Griswold
Absolutely.
Josh Arnold
It has to be within you.
Tom Griswold
Pete Rose. Exactly. Thank you very much. Where was I?
Pat Godwin
Who, ironically saw Joe DiMaggio naked and confirmed that.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no kidding.
Pat Godwin
In a shower.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
He said DiMaggio was. Yeah. Quite gifted.
Pat Godwin
Crazy.
Tom Griswold
That was always the rumor. And they. They called him Mr. Room Service.
Pat Godwin
He wouldn't leave the.
Tom Griswold
He couldn't. He was so famous. It was. He hated being recognized and being bothered. Did. Don't you have a JFK tribute?
Pat Godwin
I do indeed.
Tom Griswold
Well, since it would be John F. Kennedy's birthday. You know what the F stood for? Christy.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, not that. No, no, no, no. It was Fitzgerald. Not what you're thinking.
Josh Arnold
Here we go.
Pat Godwin
She raised me right Made me apple pie When I went off the cap, there was a tear in her eyes Thought I knew my mother well But I don't know her at all.
Josh Arnold
The.
Pat Godwin
Little secret is out today. It took all this time for her to say, mom went all the way with jfk. All the way with jfk. It was many, many years ago. He had a bad back, so they took it slow. Mom went all the way to JFK. All the way with JFK. She was just 18, on an internship with no typing skills and bad penmanship. She took his dictation while he was on the phone. She said, he asked not what your country can do, but he asked me. And now there's you. Mom went all the way. At least it wasn't lbj. Mom went all the way, all the way. JFK and Uncle Bobby later that same day. Dig him up and check the DNA. Some say mlk. All the way with jf. All the way with jfk.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Joseph Patrick Kennedy.
Pat Godwin
Joseph Patrick Kennedy.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Tom Griswold
LBJ could mean a couple different things. Very much. Okay, I looked it up. The birthday cake tradition goes way, way back. The version with the candles goes to probably, they think, 18th century Germany. So going way, way back.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Tom Griswold
It became the norm with the frosted cake and decorated candles became the norm in the early 20th century.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. So not that long. But it's the tradition.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. The Trish goes way, way back. Romans celebrated birthdays only for important men with cakes made with honey, flour and nuts. But they weren't. They weren't frosted or decorated.
Jeff Oskay
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Today we can have, you know, cakes with photographs on them.
Josh Arnold
One of the Germans. So they kind of invented it, according to. Why don't they use that more in their PR.
Christy Lee
Anytime?
Josh Arnold
There's a documentary about World War II. Oh, yes, but we don't forget.
Pat Godwin
You.
Josh Arnold
Will not have birthday cakes.
Ace Cosby
Strudel.
Tom Griswold
Many good things.
Josh Arnold
Please, let's focus on the birthday cakes.
Tom Griswold
Beer. We got that down. Someday we'll create the BMW. All very good things. What's coming up in the world of sports? Do you have anything over there?
Josh Arnold
Just give me the teaser.
Christy Lee
We got a Sherpa, set a new world record. And we found out who's going to the Stanley cup and the NBA finals.
Jeff Oskay
And did you notice Jeff got his haircut?
Tom Griswold
I did. It's the first thing I said to him.
Pat Godwin
Looks good.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Got a graduation coming up. Didn't want to look like a dirt bag that Tom would talk about weeks after. At the graduation.
Pat Godwin
I was standing behind this.
Christy Lee
I'm gonna be doing some yelling. So I.
Tom Griswold
Again, don't get me wrong. I am fully in favor of people yelling at graduations. What I'm not in favor of is when they say, hold all your applause till the end because it never works.
Christy Lee
I agree.
Tom Griswold
Come on. Just lighten up a little bit. Let people celebrate. Come on. But. Yeah. That's a nice haircut.
Josh Arnold
Thanks.
Tom Griswold
Your. Your beard is now bigger than your hair.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I'm gonna be bringing that down later this week.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Do you do that or you have to go to a professional?
Christy Lee
I think I'm gonna handle it in house.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You have one of those clipper things with the gizmo on it.
Christy Lee
I have one for the dog, so I'm gonna use.
Pat Godwin
You'll be fine.
Josh Arnold
What?
Tom Griswold
Nothing could go wrong. Nothing can go wrong. Hey, I understand everybody at the station has fleas. What happened? Funny story.
Pat Godwin
Like a little brown smudge right here.
Josh Arnold
Oscar's out. He has heartworms again.
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Christy Lee
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Josh Arnold
Hello there. It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Remember, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. We're all here having a great day and fully clothed. We are fully clothed today.
Tom Griswold
I say that because I've got a couple of letters here involving nudity.
Jeff Oskay
Really nice.
Tom Griswold
And we were talking about driving naked. Have you ever done it, Pat? Have you ever gotten in a car?
Josh Arnold
No, no, no.
Christy Lee
Nor.
Jeff Oskay
I think a lot of people have. Have they?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I had to do it a few years back. I had to put my car in the garage. It's a long story. But, but I lived at that time. I lived in a place completely wooded.
Jeff Oskay
Must have been before kids, too, if you were walking around naked.
Tom Griswold
Oh, they were obviously asleep or something.
Josh Arnold
So you went down to the end of the driveway, got in your car and.
Tom Griswold
And I had like a little parking space. I had like a big circular driveway and I had a little parking spot. I had to go out there, pull it out of there and stick it in the garage.
Josh Arnold
So it was obviously less than even half a mile.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, 100ft.
Jeff Oskay
Could anybody see you? Could anyone see?
Tom Griswold
I mean, unless there was someone lurking in the woods.
Josh Arnold
Okay, has anybody written in saying they've Driven a long distance naked.
Tom Griswold
This is from Arthur. Kind enough to write.
Ace Cosby
Thank you for writing.
Tom Griswold
Sorry to bother you at work. Yeah, great.
Josh Arnold
That's funny.
Tom Griswold
It says, dear Josh. Oh, sorry to bother you at work. In the early 70s, from time to time, I would drive nude. During the summer, I would frequent the granite quarries in Graniteville, Vermont, to go swimming and trespassing.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yes.
Tom Griswold
I swim in my jean cutoffs, as did most people on the way home, driving my mother's 72 Dodge Challenger convertible. Why I'd like to pause and go, great car.
Josh Arnold
That is a great car, man. I'm not a car guy. I've always loved those.
Tom Griswold
I would get in the driver's seat, remove my shorts and hang them on the driver's side mirror to dry. When I arrived at my destination, I would reach over to the mirror, retrieve my shorts and put them on.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that must have been amazing.
Tom Griswold
The only time I got caught was. Was when I had a passenger. Oh, well, occasionally a young lady riding with me would do the same with her swimming clothes.
Josh Arnold
Yes. This is a great story.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, so now they're wife naked, huh?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Long hard r ride home, huh? Man, that's a great idea, though.
Josh Arnold
Be young in the early 70s.
Tom Griswold
Would that be a great way to start a movie? You just. You focus on the. On the rear view mirror, and you see this pair of jean shorts flapping in the wind. Then as it backs up, you see this really cool Dodge convertible. And this guy driving shirtless, keeps backing up. And there's a topless woman next to him.
Josh Arnold
Yes. And her clothing's on that mirror.
Tom Griswold
Then the camera goes up.
Josh Arnold
What song is playing from the early 70s? What would be the best song for that?
Jeff Oskay
72.
Tom Griswold
That is a great question.
Josh Arnold
What area was this?
Tom Griswold
This is in Vermont.
Josh Arnold
Vermont.
Pat Godwin
Stairway to Heaven or something. Maybe that's a.
Josh Arnold
That's.
Tom Griswold
No. No, it's not. You gotta have a driving song.
Jeff Oskay
Right. Radar love. But that came out after 72.
Tom Griswold
Now you've. I'm gonna have to stop the show to think.
Jeff Oskay
All right, I'll look at it.
Christy Lee
What about Good Vibrations? Was that before?
Josh Arnold
It was definitely before.
Tom Griswold
That's not really a driving song. Is it, though? That switches. Switches up so much.
Josh Arnold
It does, but it's also good. We would have set the tone immediately that this is early 70s.
Tom Griswold
You want something really sexy. Oh, sexy, hot and driving, man.
Josh Arnold
This is a good story already.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Thanks for the letter.
Jeff Oskay
Where does the movie go from there?
Josh Arnold
That's awesome.
Tom Griswold
That's the whole thing. Yeah, it just starts out so great. You're wondering, how did this guy get in in this cool car? Hot girl. No one's wearing any clothes.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Tom Griswold
And they're. And they're. Her bathing suit. And his jean shorts are flapping on the breeze.
Pat Godwin
You guys. Jeff and Josh, you missed the jean shorts. Right.
Christy Lee
Well, that's what I'm saying. I am so glad that that fad.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Christy Lee
Went out.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'm glad that guys like. I never want to wear cut off jean shorts where you can actually see the bottoms of my pockets. You know what I mean?
Pat Godwin
There was an art to where you cut it.
Josh Arnold
Right, right. When girls do that, it's unbelievable.
Tom Griswold
I just saw that recently. That is incredibly hot. Almost as hot as blue jean overalls with no shirt underneath it.
Josh Arnold
Yes. And we were. I was lucky enough to have that phase of, you know, everything cyclical fashion wise. So. Yeah, we had. I grew up with wearing shorts.
Jeff Oskay
Blue jean shorts now are like blue jean briefs, but.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, exactly.
Christy Lee
But were they cut off or were they just.
Josh Arnold
They were store bought.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Alice Cooper Schools out was the number one driving song in 1972. According three stories I've 71, maybe.
Tom Griswold
Let me think. You're Take It Easy by the Eagles.
Jeff Oskay
Take It Easy's on here. Yes.
Pat Godwin
That's pretty good.
Tom Griswold
But yeah, that was.
Jeff Oskay
I think Jesus is just all right by the doobie.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no. Highway Star, Deep Purple.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's a good one.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I think the intro to these will be key also, because you want to start with the start of the song.
Tom Griswold
Man.
Christy Lee
Did you ever see your dad in a pair of cut off jean shorts?
Josh Arnold
Not cut off, no.
Christy Lee
I.
Josh Arnold
My mom.
Christy Lee
I can still picture my dad mowing the grass and cut off jean shorts.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, my dad never.
Tom Griswold
You guys weren't around, but if you saw a guy that had cut off jean shorts that had been hemmed, someone had a future in hairdressing.
Pat Godwin
He's not wrong.
Tom Griswold
Wait a second. I've got. I've got a song in my head that would be perfect. Oh, gosh, no. Hot Rod Lincoln doesn't work.
Josh Arnold
No, not really.
Tom Griswold
That's too novelty esque. Great guitar lick. My daddy said, son, you're going to drive me to drink it if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln. You know, we should. I could do that song. Next time we do a live day, we'll bring in our friend Sandy who could probably play that.
Pat Godwin
Play that. I certainly.
Tom Griswold
It's a really difficult Hush has a great chicken pick and lick.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, the Deep Purple song.
Tom Griswold
Wait a minute. So we're talking early 70s about locomotive breath.
Josh Arnold
Yes. What are you going to do with the piano, though? I guess that could start, like, you know, when you see the credits, the studio logos and the beginning of the credits and stuff. That. That piano part. Because you want that so that when you do kick into locomotive, that might be it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Wait a minute. I think I've got that. That made this. Is this it here? I think we got it set up here. Yeah. It's got this great funky piano and guitar. So you say that the credits are rolling here.
Josh Arnold
You know what this works. This works for, like, seeing maybe barefoot people. You see, like, the bare feet getting into the car, doors closing, dripping wet kind of thing.
Tom Griswold
Then you see.
Josh Arnold
Pulls off.
Tom Griswold
Then you just see the mirror and the guy's hand comes out and he puts the wet.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Jean shorts on the mirror.
Josh Arnold
We still don't see her necessarily yet.
Tom Griswold
Right. It's all real tight shots.
Josh Arnold
I think we see her topless.
Tom Griswold
When it kicks in, it says, a Josh Arnold production, starring Pat Godwin. And right about here, camera starts backing up.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
You see the guy in the cool Dodge Charger.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Hair in the wind.
Josh Arnold
He's wearing sunglasses. But she sort of like reaches over, takes them off of him and puts them on.
Tom Griswold
Oh, my God. I just.
Ace Cosby
And leans back in the seat.
Tom Griswold
We can get Noah to do this.
Josh Arnold
And then the movie just goes.
Tom Griswold
Let's just call Noah. We got a beginning of a great movie.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Locomotive breath. The steam from the train. Is that what he's talking about? What does it mean?
Tom Griswold
Who knows? I mean, what does aqua lung mean? I mean, other than a crazy system of breathing underwater. That's from one of the greatest albums of all time, Aqualong by Jethro Talk. That has been my top 10 guitar solos. Also, that Martin. Was it Martin Bari? Yeah, that. The song in aqualung. My God, that's beautiful. So thanks for the great letter. Once again. That's from Arthur. And if you just. If you're just joining us, he was talking about driving his car naked after swimming in a quarry in Vermont. This is like the greatest American story ever.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's.
Tom Griswold
He's got blue jean shorts on. He's swimming in a quarry. Gets in the car, puts the. Puts the blue jeans on the mirror so it'll dry. It's a convertible.
Jeff Oskay
Did you ever swim in a quarry?
Tom Griswold
No, but I've. I've done a lot of lake swimming. Yeah, I saw a T shirt yesterday. The guy was wearing it, said it said something like, lake Michigan, no salt no sharks. And this is Shark Week.
Jeff Oskay
So very, very appropriate up around here. That was a big deal to swim in the quarry. I'm sure Jason has you seen.
Tom Griswold
There's a great movie scene with. Involving Dennis Quaid.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah. And Hoosiers.
Josh Arnold
No, Breaking Away.
Tom Griswold
Breaking Away, Another terrific movie.
Jeff Oskay
And that's the quarry I'm speaking of.
Tom Griswold
That's a great.
Pat Godwin
Quarry was wild. I saw. I saw nudity when I went. Went there one time.
Jeff Oskay
It was a rite of passage for college students. Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
If you're naked and you jump off that big stone, you're gonna crush your balls.
Josh Arnold
You must cry.
Tom Griswold
You have to cross your legs.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I've done enough naked swimming to know you want to slip in the water. You know, the guy, the catheter goes cannonball. Is the guy you're. You're rescuing later. There's something. Okay. Well, what a great letter.
Josh Arnold
And his mom. It was his mom's car.
Jeff Oskay
72 Challenger.
Tom Griswold
72. Did I say Charger? Yes, sorry. It was a 72 Dodge Challenger, according to convertible.
Josh Arnold
So she had to been a kind of a hot mom.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
What mom would have. Boy, oh, boy. So there's a story there too.
Tom Griswold
But you got everything. You got a convertible and you've got. It's in motion and you're wondering, how did they get here? What's happening?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Then where does the movie go?
Josh Arnold
That's the thing. We'll have to figure it out.
Tom Griswold
Maybe. Maybe some kind of detective thing. Oh, yeah. You got to have the crime of some sort.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, there should be some sort of crime, but it should be comedic and sexy as well.
Tom Griswold
But when he gets out of the car, you don't really see anything. He just shows it from the bottom up and.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Although we would have to have a lot of frontal nudity for the woman.
Josh Arnold
So he. He takes this girl and he's gonna drop her off at her house. And her dad is mowing the lawn. A very sort of conservative.
Tom Griswold
I would like to invite those listening to continue this screenplay for us. Just give us some short scenes.
Josh Arnold
So that's one of the first things.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we gotta think of a title.
Josh Arnold
But she's so free that she just gets out and she's topless and she goes, hi, dad. And runs into the house and he's just sitting in the car and dad just glaring.
Tom Griswold
And he's got to be smoking Marlboro Reds in the box. We got this down. This is already a great movie. If you're just joining us and wondering what's going on. No we're not high, but we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com Enter.
Josh Arnold
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for joining us. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin across the way.
Pat Godwin
Hello.
Josh Arnold
There's Jeff Oskay.
Christy Lee
Hey, man, how are you?
Josh Arnold
Very good. Great to see you. Ace Cosby, Great to see you. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. We're all live here, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, talking movies and words. And we've got some great stories coming up.
Tom Griswold
I, I think I may have another idea here. Now, this is being generated from a letter we got from Arthur. Arthur, we were talking about driving naked. And I remember that one time I had to go, for some reason I forget why I had to get my car inside. I think there was a hail storm or something in my car was outside.
Josh Arnold
And I could be naked in a hail storm.
Tom Griswold
Well, when it hadn't hit yet.
Josh Arnold
Right, Right.
Tom Griswold
But so I, and I forget, for some reason, I ran outside naked. I remember it was dark. I also remember it was chilly. And I remember getting in my car and thinking, God, these seats are freezing. But I only had to drive, you know, whatever, 50ft. But on the topic of driving while naked, Arthur kind enough to write, first of all, he opens with my favorite ever sentence to our show, sorry to bother you at work. God. That's why, in reference to nudity. In the early 70s when I had my license, I would drive nude. During the summers, I frequented a granite quarry in Graniteville, Vermont. I would go swimming, trespassing, of course. I would swim in Gene Cutoffs on the way home, driving my mother's 72 Dodge Challenger convertible. I'd get in the driver's seat, take off my shorts and hang them on the driver's side mirror to dry. Now then he continues to say, excuse me, he continues, and he says, occasionally there'd be a lady with me doing the same thing on the other mirror. So we've envisioned a movie starting with are we gonna start with like the bare feet, or do you start with just the?
Josh Arnold
The depends on what song we use.
Jeff Oskay
Are we staying in 72 in that genre?
Tom Griswold
Have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys, back in 72, we're trying to think of the perfect song we've come up with. How about can't you hear Me Knocking by the Rolling Stones?
Pat Godwin
Not Bad.
Josh Arnold
It's really good. Alan. Our. What does he do?
Jeff Oskay
What does he do?
Tom Griswold
Engineer.
Josh Arnold
I will just call him the guy that sits in that room.
Jeff Oskay
Producer.
Tom Griswold
He's the guy that's going to edit out anything interesting you say. Right, right. The show's gonna be. And now what do you have to say, Josh? Yeah, you're right.
Josh Arnold
He could edit me saying I am a smelly man. He suggested Free Ride, which is great. I. Too late.
Tom Griswold
What isn't free ride post 72?
Jeff Oskay
I think it is. And it's really slow for too long.
Josh Arnold
Sure. But. But I think it's also. We have to disqualify because of its use in Dazed and Confused. Yeah, it's used at the end perfectly and in a very similar. In almost a similar way. Or getting in a car to go get.
Tom Griswold
Were we talking about that yesterday? Isn't that a Rick Derringer guitar?
Jeff Oskay
Free Ride did come out in 72.
Tom Griswold
Okay, I take it back. I thought it was. Okay, how about. Wait a minute. How about this one? Christy suggested this one.
Josh Arnold
And this is good.
Jeff Oskay
One of my favorite albums of all time.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's gonna works.
Jeff Oskay
This is Highway Star.
Tom Griswold
Now, are the credits still rolling or is this.
Josh Arnold
I don't know now, man. I mean, this is strong.
Tom Griswold
A Josh Arnold production. Ah. Starring Pat Godlin as the naked driver.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I know it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, this is. That's pretty strong. Pretty good driving song.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
What about this one?
Josh Arnold
I mean, it's great.
Jeff Oskay
All of these songs are great.
Tom Griswold
This. What's the Johnny Depp movie where he plays the low. Yeah. I think this is either the beginning or the end of that.
Josh Arnold
Of Scorsese uses this one a lot, too. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Other than the bad stereo mix. Are you getting this all in your right earphone?
Josh Arnold
Most. Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Bad. What a great. That's great. Mick Taylor on that guitar. That is a fine, fine riff.
Josh Arnold
We got a hell of a. An intro here to a movie.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Now we just need a movie.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, we've asked people to. Where are we going to take it? We got the guy naked, driving a really cool car. It's 1972. He's got a beautiful woman next to him. Now you're. Your next phase is he arrives at the home of the young lady and dad's cutting the lawn.
Josh Arnold
Yep. Yeah. And she gets out and I think she says something like, hey, thanks, man. To suggest this isn't a relationship. This was a. You know, I got.
Jeff Oskay
I just gave her a ride home.
Tom Griswold
I just gave her a ride home.
Josh Arnold
Well, she. Maybe she happened to Be at the quarry at the same time. Maybe they met the night before this, but one night standing, and then he.
Tom Griswold
Then he peels off and lights a Marlboro.
Josh Arnold
She. Oh, how about this? She goes, hi, dad. And she just, you know, sort of freely. She's a hippie chick or whatever. And dad just furious on the lawn, glaring at the guy. And the guy driving takes out a cigarette, lights it up, looks at the dad and goes, you want one? He does. Obviously, the dad doesn't.
Tom Griswold
I got. No, I got. How about this? How about. The dad takes out a Marlboro, lights it. The kid takes out a joint, lights it and drives off, puffing away.
Josh Arnold
Joe one ups him. Yes, that might have to be. Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And in 72, the marijuana was so crappy, you could. You could smoke and drive. You could smoke 20 of them and. Are you high? I'm not sure. I.
Josh Arnold
Now, how about this? So then the kid makes it to his house, and he puts. Before he gets out of the car, he puts the jeans on. His mom is on the porch, sort of in a disheveled robe, sipping a cup. A mug of coffee. And as the kid goes, hey, Mom. Some guy walks out and gets in his, like, van and leaves his buddy from suggesting. Oh, he's suggesting he's from a house of. Maybe things aren't exactly nuclear, if you will.
Tom Griswold
I see. Yeah, these are all great ideas. But we can go any direction. Yeah, we can go any direction from this.
Pat Godwin
I think we're forgetting the obvious.
Josh Arnold
What's that?
Pat Godwin
They're both naked in the car. Their clothes are drying as they're driving. And nothing's happening between these two people. No. They say, let's pull off into the woods there.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's too obvious.
Pat Godwin
I get what you're saying then, hillbillies, but around the car, and they all have pretty little mouths.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, God.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no. That's what's been done. It's too late. It's been done.
Pat Godwin
It's obvious.
Jeff Oskay
I think this should be like a. A cool buddy film. Like, you know, one of those. Like, Matthew McConaughey was in that movie. What was it called?
Pat Godwin
Days and Confused.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, like that kind of a film.
Tom Griswold
And he goes. He goes and picks up his buddy.
Christy Lee
Yeah, no, see, I see them taking off to that cool intro, and they're cruising down the street, and you're into the music. You're into it. All of a sudden, they're just broadsided by a semi.
Jeff Oskay
Well, there's that.
Christy Lee
Flips the car in slow motion and tops go one Way boobs go the other.
Josh Arnold
Boobs go the other.
Tom Griswold
That's kind of a short movie.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, it gets crazy. You don't see it happening. You don't see it coming because you're so in the moment.
Tom Griswold
No one wants to see that.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Tom Griswold
We can't have our hero that dead.
Jeff Oskay
They could be abducted by aliens.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no, no. That ruined that thing last summer that I wasted. What was that movie? It was about this LA detective, and then halfway through, he turns out he's an alien. And Colin Farrell. Yeah, Colin Farrell. He owes me 10 bucks.
Pat Godwin
72.
Jeff Oskay
Good art direction.
Josh Arnold
What if he goes, so the kid. There's mail on the counter and he sees he's got a draft notice. Yeah. And he goes, all right, me and somebody else have to go to Canada. And that. It becomes a road.
Jeff Oskay
There you go. But road.
Tom Griswold
Wasn't the draft over by 70?
Josh Arnold
I think so, but.
Tom Griswold
Or was it the water?
Josh Arnold
There was some kind of enlistment or something. That could have still happened.
Christy Lee
I was just handed this from. This is an email from David Summer 2. It starts out like you said. She takes sunglasses, put them on a truck comes out of nowhere and hits them and flips them down the street. So my idea, obviously someone else has great ideas as well.
Tom Griswold
You know what, the rest of the movie, the guy's Christopher reeving it, breathing into a straw to go down a ramp. That's too depressing.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yes, it is. It is too depressing.
Tom Griswold
Well, how about this for an opener? Listen to this guitar. My pappy said, son, you're gonna drive me to drinking if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln. Too corny, huh?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
It's not sexy.
Jeff Oskay
It doesn't fit the 72, but it's great.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's.
Pat Godwin
That's for another song, but. Yeah, it doesn't work for this.
Josh Arnold
That's for her. His mom's boyfriend is listening to that in sort of a. Oh, he's a.
Tom Griswold
Oh, he could get in the car and stick one of those. He could stick one of those. What do you call them? Those carts. Eight track into the. Into an aftermarket thing. Right, right. And he's clearly driving like a scout. Yeah, he's not driving anything like a scout without the top and just a roll bar, something.
Jeff Oskay
Those are cool.
Tom Griswold
Those are super cool.
Jeff Oskay
Very cool.
Tom Griswold
My neighbor has one.
Jeff Oskay
Does he really?
Tom Griswold
Vintage. You know, the new Scouts are going to be electric.
Jeff Oskay
What?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. No, you can order them right now.
Jeff Oskay
No.
Tom Griswold
Yes, you can.
Jeff Oskay
No, I mean, they shouldn't be electric. Is what I'm saying.
Tom Griswold
Oh, God, it's a scout. They're cool.
Pat Godwin
What if we were naked in them?
Tom Griswold
And admittedly it can't be electric in our movie because it's 1972. Then it would have to be a golf cart. No, it'd be like a scout. No top. Yeah, all the. All the cars have to be convertibles. This is such a great movie. I'm getting very excited. Do it. Do we have a title yet?
Josh Arnold
No. No, we don't. So how about Quarry Cut Off Jeans? Quarry. Quarry Cut Off Jeans.
Tom Griswold
The Quarry of Cut Off Jeans. Sounds like a thing. Stephen King typed one page, crumpled it up, never to see it again. I was. I was high. I'm not doing that again. That's why I quit drinking. Speaking of drinking, here in the Bob and Tom show we have an official coffee. It's from Java House. This portion of the Bob and Tom show sponsored by Java House. It's also, by the way, Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. I say that because I'm about to indulge in a Java House hydration drink because I'm kind of dehydrated right now. They also have Java House energy drinks, the famous hot cocoa, lattes, teas, coffees. Of course, it's all from Java House. What's different about it? Well, yeah, you don't have to have a bunch of machinery. All you gotta do is peel and pour. You take this little guy right here. Once again, it's about the size of a Keurig cup, maybe a little bit bigger. It's concentrated coffee. The one in my hand is the classic, the cold brew Colombian, which you can drink hot, by the way. You put this in some hot water, add your Splenda sweetener or whatever you're into, and you've got your coffee. You've got a whole bunch of options, of course, lots of different stuff. Cold brew, Sumatran, even decaf. Get all the details by visiting java house.com. and while you're there, you can find out about all the great things that they've got. And this is really revolutionizing the world of refreshments because you don't have to have any machinery. And if you're going on the road, especially, you just grab your cooler. What are those things called? Your Stanley.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And you're ready to rock. Also, we've got one in our green room, a whole setup, I should say, a big array of these pods, all from Java House. It's great for your house, too, but also revolutionizing the office coffee area. Find out the details. Once Again, Java House.com. and by the way, if you use the code Bob and Tom, you get a staggering 25% off your order. We're getting love letters about Java House already. That's J A, v a.java house.com. we call it the promo code. You just take that word, Bob and Tom, one big long word and get 25% off your online order. Thank you, Java House. Coming up, we'll get to some sporting news. Also, this is something I was speculating about a couple weeks ago, and it's coming true.
Jeff Oskay
What's that?
Tom Griswold
I was saying that I was reading this article about these college professors were saying that the current. Let's see, the current freshman and sophomore classes have been using. They've been cheating so much using various AI things that they can't write.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I said they're probably gonna have to go back to the blue book. Those are those essay books we used to get.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, it's a happening.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
The company that makes them is reporting huge increases in sales.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Tom Griswold
So we'll be finding out about that. Also, we have Sherpa news in sports and an influencer. She's an influencer, Josh.
Josh Arnold
They do important work.
Tom Griswold
That means I have no. No credentials and no knowledge. But I'm going to tell people what to do. Much like me, as a matter of fact. Wait a minute. I'm a hypocrite. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Josh Arnold
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee's there, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.
Tom Griswold
Sorry, we've been. We've been really killing time with. We just got completely caught up in this letter.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
We'll have to, I think, put this off for a while and actually get to some stuff we need to get to.
Josh Arnold
Yes, yes, sure.
Tom Griswold
We got a letter from Arthur who back in 72. By the way, excellent album from the great Bob Seeger.
Jeff Oskay
Back in 72.
Josh Arnold
I prefer the album back in 98.
Tom Griswold
That's a. That's a Bob and Tom album referencing back in 72, which nobody picked up on.
Jeff Oskay
I didn't pick up on that. Serious.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, Bob Seger has a great album back in 72. 72.
Pat Godwin
He's a hell of a singer.
Jeff Oskay
I just thought it was part of that song.
Tom Griswold
This one's from 72.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, from 72. Also. I thought he meant just the year 72. I didn't know it was from an album.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. In any event, this is back then. Once again, our author, Arthur was swimming in the granite quarries in Vermont. Already a great American thing to do. Swimming with his blue jean shorts on. The frayed. Frayed blue jean shorts. Once again, if the blue jean shorts are hemmed, Arthur would have.
Josh Arnold
We have a different movie.
Tom Griswold
Another man in the car. Fine movie. Certainly.
Josh Arnold
Sure, sure.
Pat Godwin
But we'd have an art film.
Tom Griswold
They're called the Boys in the Van.
Christy Lee
Broke Back Quarry.
Tom Griswold
And then he's riding home in his mom's 72 Dodge Challenger convertible with his shorts off, hanging on the mirror.
Jeff Oskay
How does he keep them on the mirror? That's what I. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
They're not standing details.
Josh Arnold
Wet denim and the force of you driving. It's gonna. I think it's gonna keep a lot of problems.
Tom Griswold
Maybe. Maybe he buckles. Yeah. For the purposes of making the movie, we'll duct tape them on and we'll worry about it later. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Plus, I'm not gonna doubt the man's memories.
Christy Lee
Yeah. You put the leg hole through.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, exactly. They stay.
Tom Griswold
You're trying to ruin the movie already.
Pat Godwin
Well, naked woman next to. You're not stopping the car. I don't buy it.
Josh Arnold
They're done. They've already done everything.
Tom Griswold
There's more to do. That's because. Why, Pat?
Pat Godwin
I'm horny.
Tom Griswold
Okay, establish that. Anyways, we're trying to figure out where this is going to end, where this is going to go next. We got to get a good title.
Josh Arnold
The title will come after we figure out exactly what the story.
Tom Griswold
I think there was an. There was something called Blue Denim that I think was a lesser minor film.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Tom Griswold
Cutoffs.
Josh Arnold
Is that the one where Ryan o' Neill invented assless jeans or something?
Tom Griswold
Oh, God, I hope not.
Josh Arnold
You remember that?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. That was a disaster.
Josh Arnold
No.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that was a. That was kind of. I forget what it was called. That was a disaster. Let's head over that way because we have comedian Jeff Oscar sitting in with us today. And what have you got over there?
Christy Lee
The Oklahoma City Thunder beat the Minnesota Timberwolves 124 to 94 to win the Western Conference Final Series 4 to 1 and advance to the NBA Finals for the first time since 2012. Oklahoma City will play either the Indiana Pacers or the New York Knicks in the finals. Indiana leads the conference 3 to 1 with the game plan tonight. Love it. They got at the Garden. Oh, for you, Josh. The defending champion Florida Panthers advance to their third straight Stanley Cup Final, beating the Carolina Hurricanes 5 to 3 on Wednesday night.
Josh Arnold
Yawn.
Christy Lee
The Panthers will face the winners of the western finals between Dallas and Edmonton with the Oilers on up three to one.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I'm. I'm going Edmonton. I. Canada should take the. The cup itself.
Tom Griswold
It's been a while.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is it hockey night in Canada? They kind of invented that whole thing. Now they've got football night in America, baseball night in America. They stole it. It was hockey night in Canada forever.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Stupid world record.
Josh Arnold
Is that right?
Christy Lee
Famed Sherpa guide Commie Rita has reached the summit of Mount Everest for the the 31st time, breaking his own record for the most climbs to top the world's highest mountain.
Josh Arnold
Tom, didn't you date a girl in college known as Commie Rita?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. She went to Barnard. Real, real, real left wing. Yeah.
Christy Lee
The 55 year old guided a group of clients to the summit early Tuesday morning. A Sherpa spokesman reports that Mr. Rita is in good health and is descending from the summit with the other climbers to the base camp. Climbing season ends this weekend. Mr. Rita first climbed Everest in 1994 and has been making the trip nearly every year since.
Tom Griswold
He's a badass.
Christy Lee
His father was among the first Sherpa mountain guides.
Josh Arnold
Oh, wow. So he's got a legacy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, his father had like 15 kids.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Himalayan. Some pipe.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Tommy, thank you.
Tom Griswold
That's enough for today. We had all this, all this Sherpa news today.
Christy Lee
Oh my God.
Tom Griswold
And aren't a lot of these guys. Isn't their last name Sherpa? Yeah, is that.
Christy Lee
I wonder if his dad was the original last name of Sherpa and they've named since he was the first one, if they've named the other ones after him, who knows?
Jeff Oskay
I don't know.
Josh Arnold
That's the tradition now. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
But it is kind of funny that we were talking about Tenzing Norgay. Who was the. Does anyone know if he was. Did he actually set foot up there prior to. What's his name? Edmund Hillary? I don't know those guys.
Jeff Oskay
How do you know where to go? So maybe I know, but maybe you had gone before.
Tom Griswold
I bet, I mean that, I mean that day when they got there, which was on this date, I would bet that he.
Jeff Oskay
Well, if you were those two, would you want him to go first in case there was a crevasse or something?
Tom Griswold
No, no. Once you're up there, once you get beyond the so called, what is it? The Hillary Step.
Josh Arnold
But you're, you know, there's a chance they both looked at each other, you know, 20ft away from the actual. You know, the last held hands and went, all right, who's. Who, who's. And the guy went, you should go.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Who knows?
Tom Griswold
Can they talk at this point? They're oxygen deprived. You should go. 150 mile an hour winds. It's 1953. They don't really have the latest Bogner ski jacket on. They're freezing their nuts off.
Josh Arnold
You should go.
Christy Lee
I would guess that they weren't the first ones. They were just the first ones to rec. Those Sherpa people, they probably climbed that for fun.
Tom Griswold
There's no way anyone else had ever done. How do we know?
Christy Lee
Because only argue that all day.
Tom Griswold
Only the. The western culture would be stupid enough to want to do this. Yes, everyone. I could go up there, freeze my nuts off.
Jeff Oskay
I can't drag the Sherpa gout with him because he.
Tom Griswold
Someone's got to carry this stuff. Come on. He's a middle.
Christy Lee
Someone has to know the way up. AKA Sherpa guy, Right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And now they have. Now they have ladders across the crevasses and stuff and.
Christy Lee
Yeah, but have you seen them? It's like a extension ladder that you use to clean out your gutters. It's terrifying.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I know, I know. And my neighbor's actually been to the top of the Everest.
Josh Arnold
Oh, wow.
Jeff Oskay
He almost died doing it too.
Tom Griswold
David. Yeah, I was. He was. In fact, he was just there a couple weeks ago. He can't go high anymore. But.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, I was really dangerous when I saw the footage of a line of people.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And all the garbage and. I mean, they've destroyed that mountain and.
Josh Arnold
Apparently, isn't it just covered in feces? Yeah. Didn't we have a story about.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
How do you do that? I mean, it's so cold.
Josh Arnold
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
Go to the bathroom and. And take your pants down. I. I don't. I don't.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
I don't ever have to worry about this because I will never do it.
Josh Arnold
No. No, I won't do it because the yetis.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, of course.
Jeff Oskay
That.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'm not getting.
Tom Griswold
Are they. Is the yetis the same as the. Is it Abominable Snowman?
Josh Arnold
That's right.
Tom Griswold
I can never get the Abominable.
Josh Arnold
Abominable. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And that's the same as a yeti?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Is it like the difference between a suburban and a Denali?
Jeff Oskay
Stanley.
Tom Griswold
The GMC version of the.
Josh Arnold
No, it's the actual Bigfoot. It's the same.
Tom Griswold
Oh. Just a different name.
Jeff Oskay
Bigfoot Sasquatch.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Sasquatch the same too or.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, yes.
Josh Arnold
Sasquatch and Bigfoot are cousins of the yeti, essentially.
Tom Griswold
But is. Which is the cold, cold air one?
Josh Arnold
The yeti.
Jeff Oskay
Yeti.
Josh Arnold
Okay, so the Sasquatch cooler name.
Tom Griswold
The Sasquatch is more of a summertime Florida thing.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. Pacific Northwest yeti's white fur. Yes, yeah. To blend.
Jeff Oskay
We've all seen the movie.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. So this guy that, that's in the news today, what's his name again? Cammy. Camisole. Oh, yeah. You can barely want to make a song. I already did a Sherpa guy.
Jeff Oskay
You already did it.
Tom Griswold
Dragging middle aged white dudes. Let's hear it.
Pat Godwin
No, I, I didn't think it was that good, so I deleted that.
Josh Arnold
Oh yeah, smart.
Pat Godwin
But it's right here though.
Tom Griswold
I will be the judge of that.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Taking a great Beatles song and trashing it. If you're just joining us, hello.
Pat Godwin
I do have it here. I graduated.
Tom Griswold
We are fun. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show and we're celebrating. What's the name of this guy again?
Christy Lee
Kami Rita.
Tom Griswold
And he's the Sherpa that is now has the world record According to Guinness.
Christy Lee
31 times to the top.
Josh Arnold
Boy, he's got to be sick of it, this. Yeah, I don't, I really don't want to do this again. Yeah.
Christy Lee
There's that frozen guy again.
Pat Godwin
How many bodies are up there?
Tom Griswold
Quite a few.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, quite a few.
Tom Griswold
Are they trying to, aren't they trying to like haul him over to a crevasse and heave him in? Is nothing.
Josh Arnold
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
You need a big ice pick.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
If you're standing at base, can you look up and see the summit? Or is it just clouded and impossible to. Or is it. Does it vary by day to day?
Tom Griswold
I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
I don't know.
Josh Arnold
I think I, I just to see Everest in the distance would be enough for me.
Jeff Oskay
I can fly over it. That would be good.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, fly over.
Tom Griswold
I'll do that. Oh, there it is. Oh, look, there's a guy up there. He's waving a lot of dead people.
Josh Arnold
Oh, look, that guy's taking a dump.
Pat Godwin
Now he's.
Josh Arnold
Oh. Yet he's eating it. This is awful.
Tom Griswold
So are you going to play the song or not?
Pat Godwin
No, no, I'm not. It's not good.
Jeff Oskay
Oh my God.
Pat Godwin
I just looked it over.
Tom Griswold
Not so obviously climbing ever. He's risking his life.
Josh Arnold
Sure.
Tom Griswold
Weather could turn and that. What's that, that great book about it by John Carroll, or What is it.
Josh Arnold
Not Kerouac on top of Old Pointy?
Tom Griswold
No.
Josh Arnold
Kirkauer.
Tom Griswold
Kirkauer, yeah. Great book.
Jeff Oskay
It looks like there are about 200 dead bodies still.
Pat Godwin
I never would have guessed. 200, that's a lot.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that's a lot. That's great.
Tom Griswold
There's a place where you're. When you're getting over there, there are these giant ice. John Krakow. Yeah, these giant ice things that are the size of. Of five story buildings that can just fall at random and stuff.
Josh Arnold
Oh, terrifying.
Tom Griswold
So this guy would rather do that than stay home with his family. Wow. That wife. That wife never shuts up. I know. No, no. I think I'll go risk my life again for the first.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, you're right, honey. That. That is an amusing meme.
Tom Griswold
Yes. That cat's playing with a golf ball. I'm just gonna go jump into a crevasse.
Pat Godwin
And your neighbor made it to the top.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Incredible.
Tom Griswold
He's in the. There's the. That documentary. And he had. He was choking and they Heimliched him to get the plug of mucus out.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Really?
Tom Griswold
I can get him.
Jeff Oskay
Carter. Sure.
Tom Griswold
He could pick you up and throw you down the stairs.
Pat Godwin
You have a lot of adrenaline junkies in your neighborhood. You have a race car driver in the corner, guy who's been to Everest.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but then I've got a couple. I've got a couple total losers too, so.
Jeff Oskay
Okay. Wait a minute.
Tom Griswold
That's the group I hang with.
Jeff Oskay
And not on your street. There are no losers.
Tom Griswold
Losers? Oh, you'd be surprised. Let's. Let's move forward here. Is that do? Have we completed our sports broadcast?
Christy Lee
That's sports.
Tom Griswold
Okay, good. Well, let's not really get everybody up to speed here.
Jeff Oskay
I have a spelling bee story. That's sports.
Tom Griswold
What?
Jeff Oskay
Spelling bee. Oh, that's a sport.
Josh Arnold
You think so?
Tom Griswold
Let's come back with it. You know how much I hate the spelling bee.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, it's on espn, so wouldn't it be considered a sport?
Josh Arnold
It must be.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Mental sport, baby.
Tom Griswold
Really. Memorizing words no one ever uses. Ever.
Jeff Oskay
Well, this word people have used and it's in the news.
Tom Griswold
Okay, okay.
Josh Arnold
We'll see if we can spell it.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Tom Griswold
If you can't, I'll give you a hundred dollars.
Josh Arnold
Oh, well, I'll mess it up on purpose.
Pat Godwin
I think you missed that.
Tom Griswold
If you mess it up on purpose, you'll look like a dummy.
Josh Arnold
100.
Tom Griswold
Josh. Gosh, he. Dummy.
Pat Godwin
I want to Negotiate my next salary with you.
Tom Griswold
You suck.
Josh Arnold
You're getting more money.
Christy Lee
Yeah, play that song.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it sucks.
Christy Lee
That's $1,000 song.
Pat Godwin
When I wrote it, he only done it 25 times. It must be five. This must be a five year old song. He did it 30 times now, right?
Christy Lee
Yeah, 31.
Tom Griswold
31. And he's going to do it again. He says.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, so likes it.
Josh Arnold
What are you going to do?
Tom Griswold
Look, Pat, you got a few minutes. Let's polish the song when we come back. It's so bad. I'll help you. Let's see, where were we? Oh, I know. I know where we are. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com and.
Josh Arnold
Good risotto. Oh, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the side like insurance company news desk. Hi, Pat Godwin at the keybard and the guitar. Hello. Jeff Oskay. Sitting in Chick's chair for quite a while. Chicks in Aruba. Yes, actually, we have a letter here about that. I'll get to that. Ace Cosby's there. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Alex writes in. He says whenever Christy goes on vacation, we always get updates about her vacation via Chick McGee. Well, I think it's only appropriate that Christy Lee give us updates on Chick's vacation.
Jeff Oskay
Okay, well, today's Thursday, right? Yes, he's headed to Aruba and he is going to go to Aruba, fall in love with a native woman there and not come back.
Josh Arnold
Okay, yeah, that's the plan.
Jeff Oskay
I foresee this.
Tom Griswold
What language do they speak in Aruba? Is that Spanish?
Jeff Oskay
I would think they're close to Venezuela, so.
Pat Godwin
That's a good question.
Tom Griswold
You've been there?
Pat Godwin
I just encountered Americans.
Jeff Oskay
I've been there too, but it was all Arubic.
Tom Griswold
Is it arubic?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Oh, they the as cube is where they have all their sporting events.
Jeff Oskay
The arubic cube, Aruba, native language.
Pat Godwin
All are very similar patois, but.
Tom Griswold
Oh, they got a patois.
Pat Godwin
They get offended if you do it right.
Jeff Oskay
The official language of the Caribbean island state of Aruba are boy Papamento and Dutch. Speak English. So there you go.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Okay, well, that's good to know. So I'm sorry, so you say Chick's gonna fall in love with a native Arubian? Yeah, that's what's gonna Happen also leave those Arubian nights.
Jeff Oskay
And then he'll adopt a Chinese baby.
Josh Arnold
They'll meet an Arubian princess.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, okay. By the way, for some reason we were talking about Mount Everest way too much. And here's. I'm looking at a photograph of a line of people heading up to the summit. It looks like 100 people. Apparently in 2025, they issued 468 permits accompanied by an approximately equal number of Sherpa guides. Wow. That's almost a thousand people. So it's time.
Jeff Oskay
Crazy.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. Now we're going to move on from there. We were talking about the famous Sherpa guide, Kami Rita, who has a new world record for doing it 31 times. And Pat's working on his song, a tribute to the Beatles. Lovely Rita. Kami Rita, Sherpa guide. La da da da. You got it. You finished it.
Pat Godwin
It's not going to be done. It's bad. It's complicated. It involves a lot of.
Tom Griswold
Just do it. Acapella. What is. How does it go? I mean, we all know that a guitar comic. You're halfway there when you start playing this chorus.
Christy Lee
Send it my way, Pat. I'll do it.
Pat Godwin
I've written stuff for today. We're good.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Remember, there's reasons why I can't do it. Remember before, when.
Tom Griswold
Oh, this is the same thing. Same. Same unfortunate death. Same guy I mentioned. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I see.
Tom Griswold
Okay, let's. Let's go to Christy Lee at the. I almost said at the. At the Sherpa Guide news desk.
Ace Cosby
Wow.
Tom Griswold
I am an idiot.
Jeff Oskay
I'd be a terrible.
Tom Griswold
It's the Silac Insurance news desk. Silac Insurance, the home of annuities. What have you got?
Jeff Oskay
National spelling bee is up and running. And I know this is kind of a sports story and I'm sorry I'm stealing your thunder, Jeff. Dr. Rud V Ron Hawa's three kids made eight straight trips to the script's national spelling bee.
Josh Arnold
You don't say.
Jeff Oskay
From 2016 to 2024, daughter Aisha appeared four times. Lara and Avi each competed twice.
Josh Arnold
But Aisha, remember that song by Chris Cross?
Jeff Oskay
No.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
But when Avi's run ended in the 2023 semifinals, Radhawa, a pediatric endocrinologist known as Dr. Happy, wasn't very happy.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no.
Jeff Oskay
His complaint. The bee sometimes turns into a geography quiz. One example, a 12 year old from Minnesota was knocked out after misspelling. Are you ready?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I want you to spell this for me. Terre Haute.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Jeff Oskay
A city In Indiana. Can you spell Terre Haute?
Josh Arnold
T, E, R, R, E, space. H, A, U, T, E. Very good.
Christy Lee
You didn't capitalize the T or the.
Josh Arnold
H. Oh, no, no. You're gone.
Tom Griswold
See, that's unusual because that's a word that people have actually heard.
Jeff Oskay
Terre Haute. Sure.
Tom Griswold
Most of the words in the spelling be the famous one unim. They're words that no one ever uses.
Josh Arnold
I'm with this guy, though. No cities and countries.
Tom Griswold
No, I'm with this. This is a complete waste of a life.
Jeff Oskay
Terra ho should not be. Yeah, right.
Tom Griswold
Hey, I'm sorry I missed my childhood. How about having him spell the word play outside. You know how this works? They literally hand. They have to memorize 10,000 words. It's a complete waste of time, dude.
Christy Lee
If I was a spelling bee, they'd be like, spell restaurant. I'd be like, I'm going home.
Josh Arnold
That's one of the hardest. That's always been one of the hardest for me, too.
Jeff Oskay
That is a really hard. And license for some reason.
Josh Arnold
Or yacht.
Christy Lee
I'm out.
Josh Arnold
How about Tom?
Tom Griswold
How about a gatchet?
Josh Arnold
How about a personal spelling bee? Like, spell your girlfriend's niece's name. Oh, geez.
Pat Godwin
Spell your girlfriend's middle name.
Tom Griswold
Now we got a spelling bee.
Pat Godwin
There's an E on there.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And you have. Have them like they're standing above a in some game show, or if they don't get it right, the floor falls away and they drop into ice water. Yeah, that's a. That's a good one.
Jeff Oskay
Like that. Wasn't there a game show that you did fall?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
But. Yeah, that's. That's better, though, having them spelled. Real things. I don't know. I just think you're forcing kids to waste their youth doing this.
Josh Arnold
One year, the word was H. And I went, what the. I can ever watch this again? H. And the guy goes, can you please. The kid goes, can you please use it in a sentence? And she goes, yes.
Jeff Oskay
The letter H. How do you spell the letter H?
Josh Arnold
H, A, I, T, C, H. Really? There's an H in the word spelling.
Pat Godwin
The letter H pronounced H, but spelled.
Tom Griswold
A. I would have been tempted to go F U.
Josh Arnold
No kidding. I would have lost. I would have flipped over. Stables.
Christy Lee
Does every letter have a spelling to it?
Josh Arnold
I don't know. I just. I didn't bother to look it up. I just remember seeing that on the.
Tom Griswold
There's a fact I don't ever care to know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Why would you need to spell the letter H?
Tom Griswold
You don't maybe if you do a lot of crossword puzzles and. Oh God. So this guy got knocked out of the spelling bee because he couldn't spell Terre Haute?
Jeff Oskay
Apparently.
Tom Griswold
Can you imagine? You lost the spelling bee to Larry Bird.
Josh Arnold
But why would the kid know that?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they should have more fun words. If you're going to do geography, spell Lake Titicaca. Doesn't that sound filthy?
Josh Arnold
Yes, it does.
Tom Griswold
Sounds like a boob smeared in feces.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, come on.
Josh Arnold
You know you didn't have to got it without having.
Jeff Oskay
Gosh.
Tom Griswold
Very, very unfortunate.
Josh Arnold
The buttera is often spelled T E R R A correct like terra firma. So I bet the kid. That was the mistake.
Tom Griswold
All you got to do is hand the kid a calculator and they can remember. Back then, that was the biggest deal.
Josh Arnold
Calculate what? Spelling bees.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they have words in them. Whatever. I mean a cell phone. Give the kid a cell phone. You can spell everything.
Pat Godwin
That's all you can spell is boo.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Well, educators are turning back to so called blue books to combat cheating among students using ChatGPT. According to the Wall Street Journal, AI enabled cheating on college campuses has become so rampant so quickly that professors are returning to handwritten testing in those little blue exam booklets.
Josh Arnold
I thought a blue book was when you read all the way. When you read it really vigorously but then didn't finish, you got blue books.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, we understand.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sorry, boo. Most blue book no like blue balls.
Tom Griswold
Diddy kaka.
Josh Arnold
So you didn't even get it?
Tom Griswold
No, the premise was so weak.
Josh Arnold
No, you are.
Jeff Oskay
I got it. It was fine. No, it wasn't. Most blue books are made by Roaring Spring Paper Products, a Pennsylvania based family owned business founded more than a century ago. While remote schooling nearly put the company out of business during the pandemic, the explosion of AI cheating has led to a new golden age of blue books. For example, over the past two academic years at the University of California, Berkeley, blue book sales have been up 80%.
Tom Griswold
So they have to go to a classroom. No cell phones.
Jeff Oskay
Yep. And. Right.
Tom Griswold
They can't go to whatever it is chat GTP and have them write their essay for them. That makes sense.
Jeff Oskay
You have a Sony Pat.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, a little mellon camp tribute. I was failing every grade and about to be be kicked out of school. I found a way to pass without ever having to crack a book. I got an A using Chat GPT in physics, science and history. I got an A using Chat GPT. Oh yeah. Using chat GPT. Then one day I was handed a. Let's try that again.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Take two.
Pat Godwin
Then one day, I was handed a blue book and a pen. Seems like an ancient device from way back when. Doing good. Now I can't write. I can't only text. So I taped my iPhone under my desk. Guess what? I got an A plus using Chat GPT.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you changed it. One of those. All right.
Pat Godwin
This time in algebra and chemistry, I got suspended when a class made it out at me. All Fs for user, chat GPT. I'm done.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Christy Lee
For those of us who didn't go to. What it. Is it just a empty book or are there questions?
Tom Griswold
A blue book is. It's lined paper. It's.
Jeff Oskay
What is it, like a little bit smaller than.
Tom Griswold
A little bit smaller than. Yeah, a little bit smaller than a legal pad. And it's bound on the left blank.
Josh Arnold
It's a small notebook.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
They always had blue covers. And.
Tom Griswold
And there was always some nerd next to you frantically writing, trying to fill.
Jeff Oskay
Up as much as he could.
Tom Griswold
No, you would. You. Do you. I would print clearly. Try to be a little bit funny because remember, there's some graduate student reading 300 of these doesn't really care about your thoughts about Madame Bovary and the symbolism of water just as soon as hang himself.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Remember having to put the pen or pencil. Well, pencil down and shake your hand out for a little bit.
Pat Godwin
Yes, I do.
Josh Arnold
Man, they're sometimes writing an essay for an hour.
Jeff Oskay
There's only eight sheets in those. I didn't realize that. I thought they were.
Tom Griswold
Thank God. Yeah, there was always that one. There was always the one guy. Can I have a second blue book, sir? Did someone beat him up? God, we're just going here. It's just a bluff to kill time. We're being babysat for 80,000 a year at this place. Get real. What are we doing here? Well, thank you very much. Yeah, I was trying to think of. Do you remember there was that one phase where suddenly you were allowed to have. In math, there's this transition phase where you're allowed to have a calculator.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't remember the.
Tom Griswold
Transition because my little girls have been going through this.
Josh Arnold
I guess the transition was like in junior high when you started needing to do things on a calculator.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
And you don't had to buy that really expensive Texas instrument.
Christy Lee
The graphing calculator. Yeah, man.
Tom Griswold
And now you can get. Now. Now for. For 50 cents, you can get one that has scientific notation.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And knows how to make a nuclear weapon.
Josh Arnold
My poor Parents. Well, we're not having Christmas this year. Yeah, algebra cost us 350. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. I complained about my mom a lot, but I don't know how she did it.
Josh Arnold
I also hated in math, by the way, you have to show your work.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, screw.
Josh Arnold
Did I get it right or not right? I don't cross a bridge and look at the construction guys go. Let me see the blueprint. Is that cute? Is that funny?
Tom Griswold
But it's not really. Not really analogous to the situation.
Josh Arnold
It's not?
Tom Griswold
No, no, not at all.
Josh Arnold
I think it is.
Tom Griswold
No, it's not. They wanted. They wanted you to demonstrate that you actually know how to get from A.
Josh Arnold
To B. Screw you. I got to be.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's because if you use Chat gtp, it would take you there.
Josh Arnold
I didn't have that then. I had had the back of the book.
Tom Griswold
No, you beat up. You beat up some nerd and made him do it for you, didn't you?
Josh Arnold
No, I tried being up a nerd and he beat me up.
Pat Godwin
Josh was the nerd.
Josh Arnold
Had to carry his books all year.
Christy Lee
Coming up, show choir. The nerds beat them up fat.
Tom Griswold
The headline says. Is it vagus? Nerd nerve.
Jeff Oskay
It's Vegas Nerve.
Tom Griswold
Okay. V, A, G, U, S. Looks like vagus to me. For the purposes of this show, it's going to be vagus because it's undoubtedly going to be a lot funnier. We'll go with that. That you've got a nervy vagus. Well, I never. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Got a comment to share?
Tom Griswold
Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Josh Arnold
Oh, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I literally forgot that this was my job.
Tom Griswold
We're here in the O'Reilly using the term job in the context of the efforts you put in today. Generous of yourself.
Josh Arnold
We are live at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.
Tom Griswold
Gotta keep him sitting out.
Josh Arnold
We know your whiplash techniques motivated Christy Lee and the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin over there messing up a couple songs this morning.
Pat Godwin
Real smooth.
Josh Arnold
There's Jeff Ozke.
Christy Lee
I got a win bag for you, Josh.
Josh Arnold
All right. Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Win bag us up.
Christy Lee
Josh, you mentioned Aisha by crisscross. Not by crisscross. Aisha was by abc. Another bad creation.
Josh Arnold
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Christy Lee
It says Josh. Jeez. Read a cassette cover.
Josh Arnold
Oh, nice My bad. My bad. Yes. Another bad. Young.
Tom Griswold
Black.
Josh Arnold
Little black kids.
Christy Lee
Yeah, Exactly.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is Crisscross. Are those the dudes that wore their pants backwards?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yes, I think.
Tom Griswold
Did they think that was going to really take off?
Josh Arnold
It did. I mean, there were kids in my school who did it for a little while.
Tom Griswold
No way.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Really?
Josh Arnold
Every teacher, berserk.
Tom Griswold
When I was a kid, I wanted to get one of those double breasted shirts like the monkeys wore. But I didn't want to put my pants on backwards. I would have drawn the line there.
Christy Lee
I begged for parachute pants.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure.
Christy Lee
Begged of my. No, my friend had four pairs. I was so jealous. And they were in for a week and a half.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I just talked. I just talked to him. It's so funny. I rented him at the office of Black Face. He was buying a shredder to get rid of all the photographs of him wearing the parachute pants.
Josh Arnold
But they were a rage, too. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, sure. They were Prince's band Warm, I believe.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. So who's the. So you said it was Aisha.
Josh Arnold
Aisha is the name of the song. I said it was Crisscross. It's actually ABC known as they're another bad creation was the. Yeah. What? Abc.
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
They were also just young.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Their hit song was Playground.
Josh Arnold
Yes. And Chris Cross's was Jump. Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And Aisha is one of my favorite announcers.
Josh Arnold
Oh, is that right?
Tom Griswold
Aisha Rascoe, npr. She's great. She's the best.
Jeff Oskay
Now I'm sitting right here.
Tom Griswold
Huh.
Josh Arnold
Well, you're one of his favorites, too. But he was just saying.
Tom Griswold
Well, you're different.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I know.
Josh Arnold
Remember what he just said.
Jeff Oskay
You don't see me.
Josh Arnold
He can't let you think you're doing a good job.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I know. Believe me. 40 years I've been a true motivator.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it seems to be. That is the problem, isn't it? If it wasn't effective, I would change my ways.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. That's a whole different sphere of news.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, there's a new study out there that says the United States leads the world in.
Christy Lee
Oh, fatness.
Jeff Oskay
That would be a great guess.
Josh Arnold
I think it's still Mexico wealth, which I get. I've had nachos.
Tom Griswold
We don't mean what you're saying. The USA leads the world in Mexico. It's getting that way.
Josh Arnold
We're a close second.
Jeff Oskay
The answer would be swearing online.
Tom Griswold
USA F&A. USA F&A.
Josh Arnold
Swearing online.
Jeff Oskay
Linguists analyze. Excuse me.
Pat Godwin
FNA in the USA. I didn't stumble.
Tom Griswold
Aisha wouldn't have stumbled on that.
Jeff Oskay
Linguists analyze nearly 2 billion words from web pages across the globe, focusing on 597 curse words.
Tom Griswold
Wait a second now.
Jeff Oskay
I didn't know there were that many curse words.
Tom Griswold
I didn't know. It's 2 billion words. Really? You're going to work. Well, another day, another 10.
Jeff Oskay
The US and the UK top the list, with Australia not far behind. Singapore ranked fourth, followed by New Zealand, Malaysia, and Ireland.
Tom Griswold
Ireland?
Jeff Oskay
Yep. This is published in the journal Lingua. It's the first large scale study of online vulgarity.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Jeff Oskay
Are there 597 curse words?
Tom Griswold
Jesus. No.
Jeff Oskay
I mean, that seems like a lot, doesn't it?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I'd like to see the parameters. Of what.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Tom Griswold
Are they counting the lesser?
Josh Arnold
Well, I.
Tom Griswold
You know what?
Josh Arnold
I bet there are. Think about every way you can use the S word when you add words to it. Suffixes. The same with the F. The same with.
Tom Griswold
That'd be good. A game show category for Jeopardy. The answer is faced. That's right. Once again, the category. You know what is face. The category. S word. Birds. Head. Okay.
Josh Arnold
This car often breaks down. What is box? Yeah. And I bet they count like damn and hot damn and.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, so. But. But this is people swearing online.
Josh Arnold
Plus, think of all the porn.
Tom Griswold
Is this in social media or it just says online?
Jeff Oskay
I don't know.
Josh Arnold
So it could be pornhub. I mean, you've got. You got to. One of those sites.
Jeff Oskay
Do they swear on there?
Josh Arnold
Well, think of the words that are.
Christy Lee
Yeah, you.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I mean, it's.
Christy Lee
I mean, just read the comment section under any YouTube video.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Hundreds of them. Every time.
Tom Griswold
But Americans tend to do it more.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Wow.
Tom Griswold
Let's. I wonder if we can combine that and the spelling bee. That would be a great show.
Josh Arnold
The filthy.
Tom Griswold
They did a filthy spelling bee.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that would be.
Tom Griswold
Or just maybe one that was, you know, spell. Gonorrhea.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Or smegma.
Tom Griswold
Chlamydia.
Josh Arnold
Right, right. Bukkake.
Tom Griswold
Female orgasm. You know, really hard words to.
Josh Arnold
Hey. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Another survey out there, this one from the Pew Research center, reveals plenty of Americans still look to the stars or the cards or guidance. About three in 10 adults say they use astrology, tarot card readers or fortune tellers at least once a year. Some say it offers real insight. A small group claims they rely on it.
Tom Griswold
That'd be great. Where are we going for dinner tonight, honey? Well, retrograde. Mars is telling us we have to have Chinese.
Jeff Oskay
Younger adults and women under 50 are the most likely to Check horoscopes or dabble in astrology. About 4 in 10 women aged 18 to 49 say they believe. Believe in astrology.
Tom Griswold
That's. I. That seems really.
Jeff Oskay
Overall, 20 of the folks living in the US believe in astrology, Tom. That's over a quarter of the people I might.
Josh Arnold
I honestly might.
Tom Griswold
Do they get to vote, these people?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they get to vote. It's big business. The psychic services industry generated an estimated $2.3 billion in revenue in 2024 and employed 105, 000 people, according to the market research firm Ibis World.
Tom Griswold
Well, you know, the doctor told me I should probably get the surgery to live, but Wanda down at the Shell station got out the tarot cards, and I'm just gonna go for it and just. Just breathe on my.
Christy Lee
Have any of you guys ever dated a lady like this that you had to, like, go to the crystal store with her or.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Nope. I didn't mind it because it was a world I didn't know and was kind of interested in all this stuff. Some of it I found very compelling, and some of it I found to be complete bunk.
Tom Griswold
It was an outsider. I'd like to say. She must have had a great ass.
Christy Lee
Tom, if you went out with the lady and she was like, hey, I want to do your tarot cards tonight, would you. Would you end the date right then or would you go through with it again?
Tom Griswold
We get back to the quality of the. I'll tell you who's really into this. You know her? Who? Comedian.
Jeff Oskay
Caroline Ray.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh.
Josh Arnold
Likes the crystals and the terror.
Tom Griswold
Oh, she. You. Whenever you bring anything up, she'll go, that's typical Virgo. She's. She's really into it.
Josh Arnold
Huh?
Tom Griswold
I heard an interview with her last year, and that came up several times.
Jeff Oskay
I think there's something to it.
Christy Lee
Have you seen the birthday book? It's about 3 inches thick. You look up your birthday and it tells you everything about you.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that stuff is really.
Christy Lee
It's. It's very compelling until you just pick a random birthday and say it's your own and read it as it's yours. And it works for you as well, I see.
Josh Arnold
What? You're one of those.
Tom Griswold
This is the typical. The typical response of a Taurus. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Libra. Thank you. On the scales. As you know, I have my astrological sign tattooed on the back of my neck. That's exactly right, because at one time I was a teen unwed mother of three, and you have to get one.
Josh Arnold
One. That's just the back of your neck. He'll aim higher.
Tom Griswold
How old, how old were you?
Christy Lee
Oh, I'm a like 35.
Tom Griswold
You were. You were 35 and you got that tattoo on your neck.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I was with a girl who was getting hers that makes love.
Josh Arnold
There you go.
Christy Lee
Great ass.
Tom Griswold
See, I, I, I rest my case.
Jeff Oskay
Was that the same girl that took you to the crystal store?
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. There you go.
Tom Griswold
Pat. What with all the Kims you've dated and married, did you ever have one that was a tarot card person?
Pat Godwin
Not even close.
Tom Griswold
Numerologist or something?
Pat Godwin
Oh, no, not even close.
Tom Griswold
Really? Yeah. I'm surprised because you had a bunch of wackos in there.
Josh Arnold
I dated a girl. I was sick. I had a cold, and I was like, hey, I can't meet. And she goes, is it okay if I release a spell out into the world to help you heal? And I said, yes, it is.
Tom Griswold
Wow. So nut job wasn't what you wanted from her? She was one.
Jeff Oskay
Did she, did you get better after about five days?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
The medicine might have helped. Really? Funny. If you were a physician, like, you're like this high quality doctor and you got a patient and just for laughs, you're looking well. See, now I can get you in for the surgery on Tuesday. Oh, wait a minute. I can't do that. Retrograde. Mercury's rising and my tarot card readers that don't pick up a scalpel every Thursday. So we're gonna go with these people get to vote.
Josh Arnold
It's entertaining, but some people, the, the small percentage rely on it.
Jeff Oskay
Which is your horoscope for today. I can do that.
Josh Arnold
You have a brother who's way into it.
Pat Godwin
He's like a shaman. Like, he will get into a new apartment or new house and he'll do all kinds of crazy burning of ointment scrub.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, there's a sage.
Pat Godwin
More than just the sage.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, like all of kinds.
Tom Griswold
Kinds, really?
Josh Arnold
I've done the same.
Jeff Oskay
My, my horoscope. There's no doubt today will be excellent. You can find satisfaction that puts a smile on your face and boost your morale.
Josh Arnold
Getting laid?
Jeff Oskay
Well, it won't be at work. There's the likelihood that you're challenging some of your core values. While it's true these values have stabilized your life, you may be starting to feel they're less relevant.
Josh Arnold
Well, you're finally giving in to anal.
Tom Griswold
With a stranger that she picks up hitchhiking on the way home.
Josh Arnold
Boy, this is a real departure from not at work.
Pat Godwin
But on the way home.
Tom Griswold
Naked came the stranger, the Title of the book. Okay, well, what's mine? I'm a Taurus.
Jeff Oskay
Let's see, what is yours?
Josh Arnold
I'm a tourist too, and I don't like to look at my horoscope. I look at it the day after, see how you did to see how accurate it was.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, but you can read it.
Tom Griswold
Is this for today or for tomorrow? How does this work?
Jeff Oskay
It would be today, but apparently it won't let me go back live for today.
Tom Griswold
Okay, when we come back. Yeah, right now I want to remind you.
Jeff Oskay
I got it.
Tom Griswold
Oh, you know, what is it today?
Jeff Oskay
The relative tranquility you enjoy today. Listen more attentively to your inner self. You're well aware of the toll you pay when you try to ignore those nudges of intuition that you sometimes feel.
Tom Griswold
God, that is so meaningless.
Josh Arnold
No, this is very. This means a lot to me.
Jeff Oskay
You're alone at some point today, Taurus. Take advantage of that time to evaluate the events of the past few days. You may gain some insight into what's troubling you.
Josh Arnold
I'll try that.
Tom Griswold
That is incredibly generic and mean.
Jeff Oskay
I can read yesterday's.
Tom Griswold
Go for yesterday's.
Jeff Oskay
Boredom and apathy could tempt you to run the. Run to the mall and spend a lot of money.
Josh Arnold
I did not spend any money yesterday.
Jeff Oskay
You might over indulge in food and drink.
Josh Arnold
I did do that. I had Cracker Barrel.
Jeff Oskay
This can make you feel better. Temporarily Taurus, but in the end all you have is an empty wallet and a stomachache.
Josh Arnold
I did have a stomachache. I swear to God. It's because I had four biscuits.
Pat Godwin
What was your entree?
Josh Arnold
Meatloaf.
Jeff Oskay
This feeling will pass by today and you don't want to regret your day. So there you go.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Christy Lee
Did you go to the mall yesterday?
Tom Griswold
I did. I did, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Did you buy any luxuries?
Tom Griswold
No, I. I bought a suit. Suit?
Josh Arnold
Completely accurate. What?
Pat Godwin
A suit?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. That's a luxury.
Josh Arnold
Two Tauruses. And that applies to both of us?
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Tom Griswold
When I moved, I only. I have had like one suit.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So I never really have to wear one. And I needed. I need. Needed one, so.
Josh Arnold
That's incredible.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And. But the one I have, I can't find the pants.
Josh Arnold
You're substituting love with material things. I'm substituting it with food.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
You know, Tom, you're gonna love the way you look.
Tom Griswold
That guy was there. No, I went to the. What is that called? The. The style store for big and tall.
Josh Arnold
Oh, is it big and tall and well hung?
Tom Griswold
Well, no, no, they, they merged.
Josh Arnold
Oh, they did?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. They. Oh, they merged with our clock.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Tom Griswold
They merged with. What's that store? Members only.
Josh Arnold
Oh, they did.
Tom Griswold
It's now the style store for men with big members only.
Josh Arnold
I should have just let you.
Tom Griswold
I wrote that joke many years ago, but it's still totally applicable. Now it's time to tell you about the greatest gift for dads. This is really a good idea. How about getting dad some earbuds? Or ladies, get that man of yours some earbuds. Maybe that'll quiet him down a little bit. Father's Day just around the corner, of course. And Raycon earbuds are the best. They're significantly cheaper than those little white ones that fall out of everybody's ears. 32 hour battery life. This is unbelievable. And by the way, you can do a real quick charge, just 10 minutes for 90 minutes of battery, but you want to get that full charge. You can wear them for more than a day. They also come with active noise cancellation. They've got adjustable ear things. What are they called, Christy?
Jeff Oskay
Gel tips.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. So they don't fall out of your ear. They got a bunch of different colors. They're the best. And by the way, right now, all over their website, everything up to 15% off site wide. If you go to buyraycon.com tom that's once again, buyraycon.com tom see what I'm talking about? I love the over the ear headphones by the way. Great. When you're traveling with your kids, they can pop those babies on and you can, you can move on in peace and listen to your own thing. Raycon, the home of the Raycon earbuds and more. Go to buyraycon.com Tom coming up, what do we have?
Jeff Oskay
CHRISTY Lee Coming up, we have an influencer, as Tom would say.
Tom Griswold
Influencer.
Jeff Oskay
Do you tape your mouth shut to sleep? We'll talk about that.
Tom Griswold
What?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, you heard me. And we have the vagus nerve or vagus nerve, which, let's go with vagus.
Tom Griswold
Much funnier. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Josh Arnold
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.
Tom Griswold
Hello. Testing, 1, 2, 3. It's great to see everybody.
Josh Arnold
Indeed.
Tom Griswold
Once Again, Christy's got her sailor suit on the horizontal stripes and the kerchief tied around your neck. Very nice.
Josh Arnold
Red, white and blue with a ginger glaze. And no sailor suit.
Tom Griswold
Oh, no. How's that song coming?
Pat Godwin
What song?
Tom Griswold
But you're gonna.
Josh Arnold
The reader.
Pat Godwin
We are not.
Tom Griswold
You're not gonna do your tribute to the. No, not good. We'll just move forward then.
Jeff Oskay
A 103 year old influencer is sharing her secrets to staying beautiful in old age.
Tom Griswold
Well, having a lot of lying friends.
Jeff Oskay
The staff at the Millcroft care home, Spackle and Redditch England started making videos of Joan Partridge's daily beauty routine and were left stunned when the clips began to garner attention. Has now become an online sensation with her viral makeup tutorials. Her top beauty tips for staying youthful include not smiling while applying blush to avoid leaving white lines.
Tom Griswold
A pair of choppers like that, I wouldn't smile either.
Jeff Oskay
Using sweeping motions to blend makeup into the skin. And not using too much makeup up.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. Her 68 year old great granddaughter does that.
Jeff Oskay
The retired tram conductor's newfound Internet fame has since led to her becoming a brand influencer for the cosmetic company collection. I see as the key for a long life. Ms. Partridge said, quote, I wonder why I'm living so long. It's the brandy. I think that's what keeps me happy and smiling every night before I go to bed.
Tom Griswold
Bad.
Jeff Oskay
I have brandy. I top it with lemonade to make it sweeter.
Tom Griswold
Looks pretty heavy on the rouge. I'm looking at a picture of her.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I saw that too.
Christy Lee
Do women still wear rouge?
Jeff Oskay
She does blush.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Tom Griswold
What's the difference?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, rouge is usually a cream and blush is usually a. A powder, I guess would be the difference, duh.
Tom Griswold
Although. What's Maybelline?
Jeff Oskay
Maybelline.
Tom Griswold
There she is. Actually, she looks pretty good.
Josh Arnold
She looks every day. 103.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, but she thought, he's got nice hair, nice pearls. Her teeth aren't that bad. I was.
Pat Godwin
That woman was a tram conductor.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, well, back in the day.
Pat Godwin
Now every day she says on board, but she's in bed.
Tom Griswold
Wish you'd been a meter maid then. That make you do the song.
Pat Godwin
All right, let's move on, please.
Jeff Oskay
Maybelline is a cosmetic company.
Tom Griswold
And a great song by Chuck Berry.
Josh Arnold
Yes, that is a good song.
Tom Griswold
Did they ever buy the rights to that Maybelline?
Jeff Oskay
No, I don't think so.
Tom Griswold
They never. They never paid Chuck off and made a couple commercials out of it. I don't believe a little chunky rock and roll.
Pat Godwin
He would have taken them, Chuck.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, I'm glad she's doing well. She looks like a sweet lady.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, she loves. She looks when I see where her lines are. That's why she wouldn't smile when she puts a rouge on.
Josh Arnold
Well.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, I have them, too, and I'm afraid. So here's an odd solution to alleviating knee pain. This is where the vagus nerve comes in.
Tom Griswold
Now, is it? Do we know officially what it is?
Josh Arnold
I told you, it's officially.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it's always V, A, G, U, S. Yes. Go with Vagis, it's much funnier.
Josh Arnold
She did.
Jeff Oskay
I did. New study suggests go through your ear. Early trial results showed the vagus, vagus, vagus, vagus, Whatever nerve stimulates via the ear and will help reduce knee pain in some patients. This nerve is apparently the 10th nerve that runs from your brain into some major organs. And that's why they think it. It's a use for a lot of things. Anxiety, pain, I don't know.
Tom Griswold
But even though this nerve is way up here in your neck.
Jeff Oskay
In your brain. Yeah. Comes out of your brain.
Tom Griswold
I understand you can stimulate the vagus nerve by booking a suite at the Bellagio and forking over some serious cash to a hooker. So what is it? So they're saying you get a massage. What's the deal here?
Jeff Oskay
All I know is it says you go through your ear. I don't know. It doesn't.
Josh Arnold
I have a professional do that.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. You're not gonna stick things in your ear.
Josh Arnold
Hey, my knee hurts. Give me that car key.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Use a Q T. By the way, is there. Is there any other thing that is used, more off brand, if you will, than a Q tip?
Pat Godwin
I don't think so.
Jeff Oskay
Well, I use them everywhere.
Tom Griswold
It says right there in the box, don't put them in here. That's all anybody does with them, right? Use them every day.
Jeff Oskay
I use them every day for my. For eye makeup. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Did anyone else's dad use their car key as a Q tip?
Josh Arnold
Dad? Me.
Christy Lee
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
I mean, I don't use it as a Q tip per se. I just use it to get an itch sometimes.
Tom Griswold
That's going to be hard now with the keys. Really? This fob, I tried getting that in your ear.
Josh Arnold
A paperclip, a something sharp you can.
Tom Griswold
Poke a hole in your eardrum with.
Josh Arnold
It's not safe. Yeah, whatever I do is not safe.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Do they make electric Q tips?
Jeff Oskay
Electric?
Pat Godwin
I'll bet they had to.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Seems like an unnecessary thing. We'd apply AI to Yeah, just kind.
Josh Arnold
Of real like an ear drill, sort of.
Christy Lee
I just tape one to my spin brush. Just go in there, root it out.
Tom Griswold
It really gets the, gets the wax.
Josh Arnold
I do it after every shower. Do you guys.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. Oh, get a little. That water out.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, exactly.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
If you're just joining us, Hello. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.
Jeff Oskay
Now, you can stimulate your vagus nerve through diaphragmic breathing, a practice that enhances the vagal tone.
Josh Arnold
So what if your girlfriend's on the.
Tom Griswold
Pill or cold water doesn't have a diaphragm.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Jeff Oskay
So humming apparently is good for that nerve.
Josh Arnold
Is that you don't say if you're.
Tom Griswold
Humming on the diaphragm. Someone's having a party, you know, you.
Josh Arnold
Don'T need to wear it for this. I don't spit semen.
Jeff Oskay
And the most, the most involved way through the ears. Electrical.
Tom Griswold
Josh, we're certainly glad that you're. You're that generous when you're doing that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I realized, I was hoping we would just.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Kind of go over them.
Tom Griswold
You made some fellas real hope they don't isolate that.
Jeff Oskay
It's basically like sticking jumper cables to your ear. Well, where.
Josh Arnold
What am I supposed to put on my nipples?
Jeff Oskay
I don't. I know, right?
Tom Griswold
Those electric things go in your ear to stimulate.
Jeff Oskay
They go on your ear to stimulate that nerve.
Josh Arnold
Nerve.
Tom Griswold
And it helps with knee pain. That is.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Very odd.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
You have to leave it in there while you're walking around.
Jeff Oskay
No, I think it's just a treatment that you would do for.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I see.
Jeff Oskay
Amount of time a day.
Tom Griswold
Feel better. Okay, good. Now, we had a challenge earlier this morning which was. Well, we had a great letter from Arthur describing an activity that he did back in the day. And the short version is he would be swimming naked or in a pair of cut off shorts in the granite quarries of Graniteville, Vermont. That he would hop in his mom's 72 Dodge Challenger convertible and drive home. And he would take his blue jean shorts off and affix them to the driver's side mirror. And then they would dry as he drove home in this really cool car. Sometimes with a lady next to him also drying her bathing suit on the other mirror.
Josh Arnold
Fond memories.
Tom Griswold
So we're trying to turn it into a movie when we were. We're starting with just this. Probably a shot of the car driving and you don't see. All you see is the mirror with the shorts waving in the breeze. Then as the camera backs up. You see the cool car, a shirtless guy driving, a beautiful young lady next to him. It's a really great car. Then the camera goes up, and you realize that they're both completely naked. And it's 1972. So we're trying to flesh out, if you will, no pun intended, to finish this movie. So, please, we need a title, etc. Etc. So if you were listening earlier, you know where we're going with this, But I'd like to. I'd like to keep. To keep the story rolling.
Jeff Oskay
Right.
Tom Griswold
Seems like a lot of fun to me. Any. Anybody have a title yet?
Josh Arnold
No, again, I. We don't have a story. The story has to inform the title.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Waving in the Breeze.
Jeff Oskay
But that's just the opening scene.
Pat Godwin
Drying Shorts.
Tom Griswold
How about this, Joe? How about. I had to tell somebody. You're wondering, is it a murder?
Josh Arnold
It's vague.
Tom Griswold
They. That's the whole point. You don't want to give it away. Well, you know the title of the movie? Yes, I Did It.
Josh Arnold
How about Wet Pants?
Jeff Oskay
So is he gonna kill her? Is that where we're going?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. That's.
Pat Godwin
How about Truckers Can See My Boobs Delight.
Tom Griswold
We'd like to. Like this to be distributed. We have to.
Pat Godwin
Well, they're naked in the car. They've got to pass people.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
What if it was some misnomer? Just Grandma's Kitchen. You're gonna take everybody to see Grandma's Kitchen and the first scene is just boobs?
Tom Griswold
It needs work, clearly. Yeah, it does. We'll.
Christy Lee
We'll.
Tom Griswold
We'll push ahead. Okay, Christy, what else you got over there?
Jeff Oskay
The viral trend of mouth taping at bedtime seems to have no health benefits. A new study says there's no benefit to taping your mouth shut while you sleep. In fact, it could make things worse. Researchers reviewed 86 studies and found no solid evidence. It helps. Instead, it may actually block airflow. Especially risky for those of you who are undiagnosed with sleep apnea.
Josh Arnold
Are there health benefits to taping your mouth shut while watching a movie? My married friends want to know.
Jeff Oskay
Bottom line, from this research, Breathing through your nose is great, but maybe skip the tape.
Tom Griswold
This is a thing.
Jeff Oskay
Yes, it is a thing.
Josh Arnold
I tried it once. I did it one night for about a week.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I wanted to try it, too, because I've been having tape.
Tom Griswold
Do you use.
Josh Arnold
It was. It was for snoring. It was a medical sort of grade tape. And I put it over my lips and my gosh, if it didn't work. I mean, I did not snore nearly as much. I was told.
Tom Griswold
Did you feel like you were being kidnapped?
Josh Arnold
No. The problem was because of my facial hair, it didn't stay adhesive adhere the whole night.
Tom Griswold
So what made you do this? Was this recommended?
Josh Arnold
It was on Shark Tank, and these guys said, hey, you know, you'll, you won't snore nearly as much and you'll sleep better. And so I went, oh, what the hell, I'll try it.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, with allergy season, I've noticed that I've been sleeping, breathing through my mouth at night. I can't breathe. And I said the other day I was going to try it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
So I'm glad this story came going.
Tom Griswold
Back to what you said earlier then, Josh. That way you won't drool out your mouth full of semen.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, my God.
Josh Arnold
Well, some people, some people brush before bed. I.
Tom Griswold
Okay, you said it. I missed reinforcing.
Josh Arnold
I, I.
Christy Lee
Back to the married people watching the movie.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Christy Lee
Why is like, there's nothing more infuriating to me than when you get the. Why is he doing that?
Jeff Oskay
That.
Christy Lee
And you're like, I sat down the second you did. I am. No, I'm privy to no more information.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Christy Lee
Yet you expect me to know what is happening right now?
Tom Griswold
I'm the same way, though. I'm on the other side of that.
Josh Arnold
They just can't keep them out.
Christy Lee
You're asking?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, all the time.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, my God.
Tom Griswold
Oh. Because I have so much trouble paying attention, I just assume I've missed something.
Christy Lee
Well, that's honest, at least.
Tom Griswold
Remember three mornings ago I told you I drove? I've driven here hundreds of hundreds of times. And I got semi lost driving here the other day.
Jeff Oskay
You ever thought about going on medication?
Tom Griswold
No.
Jeff Oskay
Adhd.
Tom Griswold
What? Ruined my life. Yeah. I was driving around and I realized, wait a minute, I'm like four blocks too far south. I turned into some strange neighborhood. And I mean, I've made the drive hundreds of times. I was just daydreaming in my night, dreaming it was three in the morning. Yeah, okay, but as a general rule, I don't take my medical advice from today. Tick tock. Or the Internet in general. Right, but so were you using the Specialized tape to cover your mouth?
Josh Arnold
Yes, it was for that. It was for snoring. I forget what it was called, but it was effective.
Tom Griswold
Now, is it, what color?
Josh Arnold
Is it clear?
Tom Griswold
Oh, okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it was kind of scotchy.
Tom Griswold
And look, is it thick?
Josh Arnold
Thick enough.
Tom Griswold
Is it wide enough to cover, like, just Go from your nose to your chin.
Josh Arnold
No, it's not like duct tape with.
Jeff Oskay
Is it called mute?
Josh Arnold
It's more like masking tape with. It was not. It was. I bet if you looked up snore tape, shark tank, it'll shut up. Shut the hell up, Tom. I think Pat would like to move on.
Tom Griswold
It just seems so odd.
Pat Godwin
A lot of people sleep. Sleep apnea, their mouth breathers. So, yeah, that's what it's for. But it doesn't really.
Josh Arnold
And I was tested for apnea and I don't have it. Oh, wow.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Shocking. I mean, my doctors were like, how do you not. Well, they feel the same way about diabetes. Like, how do you not have this yet?
Christy Lee
How do you have ultrasound?
Josh Arnold
I'm baffling the medical world.
Jeff Oskay
You take care of yourself, though.
Tom Griswold
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Pat Godwin
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.
Christy Lee
The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel.
Tom Griswold
Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Pacers.
Josh Arnold
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Hey, Josh, Pat Godwin's across the way. Hello, Jeff Osuke, looking great with a new haircut. Thanks, buddy. We'll post that on the socials.
Christy Lee
Oh, fantastic.
Tom Griswold
Would you like me to get a professional beard cutter in here to do that for you?
Josh Arnold
Because you said you're gonna be in.
Christy Lee
The next two days. No, it has to be tomorrow. I'm cutting it for the graduation because.
Tom Griswold
A barber can't cut her right in this state.
Josh Arnold
Licenses are needed. Certain.
Christy Lee
There's certain barbers. Yeah, I do go to a barber that can cut it. Yeah, but I didn't get.
Josh Arnold
Yes, sir.
Jeff Oskay
He's gonna use his dog trimmers. Leave him alone.
Josh Arnold
There's Ace Cosby, who occasionally has a beard. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold, currently bearded and probably in need of a grooming. It's not too long. It's just a little. There are some errant hairs.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Josh Arnold
And there's Tom, who's as baby faced as ever.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it sliced my face open today.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you sure did.
Tom Griswold
Still bleeding. Now I want to just take credit for something.
Josh Arnold
As you should.
Tom Griswold
We don't.
Jeff Oskay
You don't do that enough credit.
Tom Griswold
Check local listings. The rain yesterday, that happened because my. I had my dogs groomed and it's.
Christy Lee
Oh, so that was your fault.
Tom Griswold
Yes. I have two white dogs, so if anytime we can get more mud in my yard, we take them out to get groomed and then they come back immediately rolling dead fish or whatever the hell.
Christy Lee
My dog the other day, I cut their dog area, like mowed it. And my white dog came in, just tinted green. Just went out and rolled it.
Tom Griswold
All the clippings.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Green hue to her.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that's right. Awesome. I'm gritting my teeth so I don't get too mad. Okay, good.
Jeff Oskay
And the squirrels knocked down my other bird feeder the other day yesterday.
Josh Arnold
They're up to no good, aren't they?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. I don't know if it was a raccoon or a squirrel, but I went out there, picked it up, and now all the bird seeds on the ground and the squirrel ran up the tree. So I. I assume it was him. My 9 year old sent the baby squirrel down to eat so I wouldn't get pissed because how can you get mad at the little babies?
Christy Lee
Well, you are.
Josh Arnold
What a story you're making.
Tom Griswold
I got a trap in my backyard.
Josh Arnold
What kind of trap?
Tom Griswold
My nine year old heart. She has taken a. One of those dog carriers.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
And. And for a small dog. And propped it up y. And put carrots underneath it. She wants to catch a rabbit.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Tom Griswold
We have a rabbit infestation right now. Check local listings.
Josh Arnold
She wants to catch it. To keep.
Tom Griswold
Of course.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I've tried to dissuade her from this, but that's not working.
Jeff Oskay
Why don't you just go buy one of the pet store and put it in there?
Tom Griswold
I don't want a pet rabbit.
Pat Godwin
I did that once.
Josh Arnold
You don't want a pet rabbit.
Christy Lee
I went over to my parents one time. My parents used to have foster kids. They had four foster kids and they. There was a big box out in the yard with a stick and a rope.
Josh Arnold
Where they kept the foster kids. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Which I was like, someone should call, but no.
Jeff Oskay
So.
Christy Lee
And there's a rope and there's four kids hiding behind this little wall. And there's a rope and there's a carrot under it. And I go. He goes, yeah, they're trying to catch a rabbit. I go, that's never going to work. And he goes, they've been out there two and a half hours. It's working perfect. I was like, you're playing chess.
Jeff Oskay
I love rabbits too. And last year I found little baby rabbits that were born under my deck and I started feeding them. They ate every single Black Eyed Susan, all of my plants. You don't want to catch your rabbits. Let them go.
Tom Griswold
Oh, I know, but I think, as Jeff pointed out, this is killing an afternoon.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Hart and her friend are running all around with it. She's got a pair of these plastic binoculars. They're sitting waiting for the rabbits.
Josh Arnold
That's awesome. Great.
Tom Griswold
They're having fun. They're not learning how to spell so they can be in the spelling bee and not going outside. Like I said, I hate that spelling bee and everything about it and all the people who participate. The only good thing is while they're doing that, they're not clogging up the roads with traffic. So. Sorry. Every year that pisses me off.
Josh Arnold
You got to just ignore it.
Tom Griswold
You know, you're. They're wasting the don't worry about them lives of kids.
Jeff Oskay
They're not your kids. Don't worry about it.
Tom Griswold
Well, I guess we'll need someone to be a librarian someday and file books with the Dewey Decimal System for fun.
Josh Arnold
A reason to knock the Dewey Decimal System.
Jeff Oskay
Very well. Revolution outdated.
Ace Cosby
How?
Josh Arnold
You know what it might be with chat GPT.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it is.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Well, how do they file library books now?
Pat Godwin
I don't know, but they do.
Tom Griswold
In some states they're burning them.
Jeff Oskay
Well, in some states they're not getting any money. They're having to close the doors, but that's another story.
Tom Griswold
What do you got over there?
Jeff Oskay
What do we have? Scientists at UC Berkeley have discovered a way to make the human eye see a brand new color. Using tiny doses of laser light, they were able to control up to 1000 photoreceptors in the eye at once.
Tom Griswold
They're using lasers, by the way, in the early experiments of this. What color are you seeing? A lot of black. Pretty much nothing but black.
Jeff Oskay
The result of this, a dazzling shade of green, more vivid than anything found in nature. They named the color olo, a super saturated blue green that does not exist in the natural world.
Josh Arnold
And yet I don't. This is weird.
Jeff Oskay
The technique behind it is called Oz, a playful nod to the wizard of Oz. And remember the eye popping colors at the emerald.
Josh Arnold
Especially the emerald.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, yeah. Beyond showing off, researchers say the method could help answer key questions about vision and even eye disease.
Tom Griswold
So this color only exists in this experiment.
Jeff Oskay
So you only see it if you get the laser. Does it stay? Or do you, you know, leave it.
Josh Arnold
To the scientists at Berkeley to go. We don't. We celebrate diversity so much. We're inventing another color and you don't.
Tom Griswold
Have enough of them at your school. Actually, Aaron Rodgers said he's seen this color.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, really?
Tom Griswold
You know, when he takes that Hiawatha juice. Whatever.
Josh Arnold
Ayahuasca, isn't it? Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Now you've got me confused.
Tom Griswold
It makes you barf Juice. Are you gonna. Would you do that, Josh? Would you?
Josh Arnold
It's the one thing I am tempted to do. Yes. I could be talked into it.
Tom Griswold
You're getting me.
Christy Lee
No, in a heartbeat.
Tom Griswold
Well, of course.
Josh Arnold
We need to go. Let's go to some yurt in. Yes. San Jose or whatever.
Christy Lee
You're it up.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Is this the thing that are. You get to get into like a mud cabin and.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Or like a heat tent or, you know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I thought you just did it around a campfire and had people watching to make sure you didn't go.
Josh Arnold
You probably can. Yeah. You want to. You kind of want it guided, right?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
The one that lasts 15 minutes or lasts a long time.
Josh Arnold
That's the key. For me, it does.
Christy Lee
You're thinking DMT.
Josh Arnold
I am.
Christy Lee
DMT only lasts, like, 10 to 15 minutes.
Jeff Oskay
What's DMT?
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's the crazy. That's the crazy.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it'll.
Pat Godwin
That's the crazy one.
Christy Lee
You see. I mean, you go to different worlds. Honestly, it. It feels like it lasts two or three weeks while you're on it.
Josh Arnold
Did you do DMT?
Christy Lee
It feels like you last two or three weeks while you're ON it, but it lasts like 10 minutes.
Jeff Oskay
Wow.
Christy Lee
Super. Super.
Tom Griswold
In the ayahuasca, you need a guide. Do they guide you to the toilet so you don't barf on your.
Christy Lee
Not everyone barfs, but a lot of people do.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. I'm out.
Jeff Oskay
And you do it in a T, right?
Tom Griswold
It's a T. Josh, would you do that thing where you get into this. What is it? The weird water and they close the door.
Josh Arnold
I've done that. I've done the deprivation tank. Yeah. Yeah. I did it fairly regularly.
Tom Griswold
What kind of water?
Jeff Oskay
Salty?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it was salt water. And it was.
Tom Griswold
You float.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah. And they give you a pillow because you float. And I would do it on Fridays after the show because I figured, hey, I just had a week of talking and listening. Deprivation would be good.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, that would be nice.
Josh Arnold
And mixed results for me. Some days I loved it. Other days I went, oh, I could just be sick.
Christy Lee
I tried it once and they wouldn't let me go. They said my water wings were gonna get in the way. They said I couldn't wear them in.
Tom Griswold
I thought the urine test. Red light went on. He's pissing. Intake three again.
Josh Arnold
One day, it was so hot that I had to open it.
Tom Griswold
It.
Josh Arnold
And I. Only you can spend an hour. And I spent 45 minutes and I went, it is way too hot in there. She was like, oh, I forgot to turn off the heater. So I was just boiling, so we.
Tom Griswold
Had a little bit of poach.
Josh Arnold
Josh, you ruined the whole experience.
Jeff Oskay
I hope they gave you your money back.
Tom Griswold
Are the lights out?
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's completely a panic button.
Pat Godwin
That's scary.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you can just easily push the lid open. Easily. So I was not scared. No. And they. And they said, you know, you can hallucinate. You know, you'll see things in the darkness.
Tom Griswold
And so wouldn't this. What's that movie you were telling me about where they. I know what you people have. The weird deaths. Final Destination Final Destination. Wouldn't that be cool? You get. Someone gets in that, then you see someone walk up, you don't see who they are, and they put a lock on the top.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Something goes wrong and turn the heater up and poach them. What do you mean? What do you mean? I'm just trying to help. I'm helping Josh write his movie.
Jeff Oskay
Has anybody done the salt caves? Have you done that?
Josh Arnold
No.
Christy Lee
What's this?
Jeff Oskay
They're big. Like, it's like walking into a Himalayan salt block, basically. And you sit in them. There's one up the street a little bit.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I'd like mine with French fries. I like my fries really salty. And my potato chips. We'll get back to more interesting things when we return. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom feedback picks 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bobandtom.com.
Josh Arnold
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is live from the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Jeff Oskay
Sure.
Josh Arnold
Pat Godwin's alive.
Pat Godwin
Why, hello.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Jeff Oskay is alive and kicking.
Tom Griswold
It's a miracle.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Ace Cosby's over there. Hey, living large. I'm Josh Arnold. Life is good. There's Tom Griswold.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. That was helpful. We are gonna hook up via satellite, go to the big screen, and with any luck, we're gonna find. There he is. Wow. Where is he? Are you flying an airplane? What's going on?
Ace Cosby
I know that I look like I'm recording from a bunker that is also the center of the resistance. Yes, I. I am. I. I'm almost 100 moved out of my house, and I am now creating a podcast space in my girlfriend's condo. So this is where we are so far, guys.
Josh Arnold
All right. Hey, work in progress.
Tom Griswold
We're speaking with comedian Al Jackson. And Al again. It does look very exotic.
Josh Arnold
No, it looks the opposite of exotic.
Ace Cosby
And look, this, Josh, this would be exotic if I was recording from Fiji. You'd be like, nice setup.
Tom Griswold
I mean, you got. You got headphones on and aviator glasses.
Ace Cosby
Oh, these glass. I stay with the aviators, baby. You know, I do. I. I change my lenses probably four times a day. Like, different. I have different colored lenses because I. I didn't know that I was doing this before. It was actually a medical thing. But they say people that have adhd, if you look at the world in different filters. It, like, is good for your brain. But I've always, like, worn, like, yellow, you know, Shay. I always look like I just got off a helicopter.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
You know, but it's, like, it's good for me.
Jeff Oskay
Does it help your mood? Do you do them by mood? Like, by the color that you sweat?
Ace Cosby
I think so. Kind of. You know, Christy, men don't address their feelings.
Jeff Oskay
Oh.
Ace Cosby
So I never said. I never said that. And to myself, but I was like, like, but before I leave the house, I'll be like, oh, you know, I'll wear this shade. And it's like, definitely, I'm going based on my mood. But we can't, you know, I. I keep my bear, my feelings buried. As every real man should.
Tom Griswold
Of course. Well, speaking of colors, we had a new story. Somebody invented a new color. What's the story? Chris used.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Where is that story? Oh, out of Berkeley. UC Berkeley. They have a new icon, new way of your eye seeing a color. They use a laser to control up to a thousand photoreceptors in your eye all at once, and the result is a dazzling shade of green, more vivid than anything found in nature. They call it OLO o l O.
Tom Griswold
So we got the Crayola piece.
Ace Cosby
That sounds like. I'm sorry to step on that time. I was just gonna say that sounds like what they're going to be naming, like, rich Hollywood babies coming. Remember, it was Apple, like, 15. It's like, oh, this is my son, Ola. He. He'll never work.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. But a new color. There you go. So maybe you get some OLO shades. Yes. Yeah. What else is happening in your life? You've. You're a fan of the Colorado Rockies, the worst team in baseball. You got that going.
Ace Cosby
I am a Guardians fan. I am from Cleveland. I get attacked on my Cleveland Group thread every day for being accused of being a Rockies fan. But I will say that this. My girlfriend works for the Rockies. I have been to more Rockies games than I have probably been to any other sporting events. And I've been to a lot. And the interesting thing about the Rockies, they are horrendous. But it's interesting what they. They've done because she works in ticketing, so I understand, like, the amount of, like, fans they get. Baseball is such a different thing. And Josh and Jeff, I'm telling you, I wish I had known this when I was a young dude. Dude, there are a lot of women at baseball games. A lot.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
And I had. Because you can't, like. Yes, Christy. Because, like, women can't go to a football game because everybody's hammered and yelling stuff at you. Basketball is fun, but it moves. So you can't, like, baseball is, like, a good sport if you just like, I want to go here and talk, catch up with Tom. I haven't seen him in a couple years. You can, like, the game's kind of going on out there, and you can kind of just sit. And I see big packs of, like. And especially, like, summertime cute girls, and I'm like, man, where was that? Yeah, I had no idea.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, my girls go to Cubs games all the time now. They love going with a pack of their friends. I never thought about that.
Tom Griswold
The Rockies people go to the team is so bad. I understand. People go there to get hot dogs to go. No, it's. They. People go to see the opposing team, essentially.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yes. That's. That's really what it is. And I mean, Denver is a kind of small city that. That really blew up once we was legalized because they were one of the first people to do that. So it's a lot of transplants. So it's interesting to see, like, Josh, like, the Cards travel well, obviously the Cubs do. The Dodgers, it's so interesting because it's like, a little bit more than half the stadium is usually there to see the other team.
Josh Arnold
And Coors Field. Is it still Coors Field?
Ace Cosby
It's Coors Field and Josh. It's. So when you come out here, it is easy to get there.
Josh Arnold
I love it.
Ace Cosby
Easy to park, and the food is great, and it's, like, weirdly affordable.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it's a cool.
Ace Cosby
Which you don't have. It's a.
Josh Arnold
It's.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, it's. It's really. You're going for the experience, not the nine wins.
Josh Arnold
There are great bars and rooftop places around it, and. Yeah, it's cool.
Tom Griswold
Their attendance is actually pretty good, so. Which is.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I think they were ninth last year.
Tom Griswold
Doesn't correlate with stinking as a team.
Josh Arnold
No, because it's a. It's also just an experience.
Ace Cosby
Do people, like, social. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Are people upset that the team owners aren't doing anything to get a better team?
Josh Arnold
I.
Ace Cosby
They're only the die hard. But, you know, it's not like Chicago or St. Louis or something where the fans are so crazy they could, like, run an owner out of town. Like here, it's just like Colorado people are like, hey, you know, when I get back from this music festival and sober up, can you guys be better? Like, they don't they don't have a lot of pressure is what I'm saying.
Josh Arnold
And they're interesting. They're in the relative scheme of things, a young team.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Josh Arnold
I mean they've only been around for what, 30, 35.
Ace Cosby
First of all, check out the big brain on Josh. That's. I think they're exact. I think last year was their 30th anniversary. So I think this is their 30th.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, 31st.
Ace Cosby
So it's interesting that there's some teams that like have been around for like you, You're. I'm older than them, which is crazy.
Tom Griswold
Now we were talking about this, I don't know why, earlier this morning, Al Jackson. Do you know who was nicknamed in the world of baseball the king of room service?
Ace Cosby
No, but his room service in air quotes.
Tom Griswold
No, no, no. It was Joe DiMaggio. He hated, he hated. He would never leave the hotel.
Ace Cosby
Well, yeah, there's no one ever talks about this. And I, I think a lot of the stand ups in there can understand this. A lot of us are like isolationists and I've had to kind of check myself. I'll be like, al, you're in a different city. Go walk and get some lunch.
Josh Arnold
Stop.
Ace Cosby
Because I can just sit in the room till the show.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I am such a weirdo. But it's like, oh, you've been all these places. I'd be like, well, I've been inside a hotel in that city. Yeah. So it's. I, I never. They're comics that like go white water rafting during the day. I'm like, are you out of your mind?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you can talk yourself into it. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Well, we gotta get to the word of the day.
Ace Cosby
Please, once again, I love this one.
Tom Griswold
Just joining.
Ace Cosby
I thought about you.
Tom Griswold
Okay, what does it say? What does it say?
Ace Cosby
It, it's a phrase. So, Tom, this is easy. Why don't you just tell your audience of loyal followers what it means when you, how old you were when you jumped up off the porch. And what does that mean.
Tom Griswold
Jumped off off the porch?
Ace Cosby
When you jumped up off the porch. Jumped up off the porch.
Tom Griswold
No, no, I heard it. I'm just trying to think what. Why would I be in the porch to begin with? See Now, Oscar, do you know this one?
Josh Arnold
No, I love it already.
Tom Griswold
Jumped up off.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, jumped up off.
Tom Griswold
Is this similar to jumping the shark? Is this a. No, there's gotta be something.
Ace Cosby
We all have a number.
Tom Griswold
It's a coming of age thing.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Tom Griswold
Is it in the realm of sexuality?
Ace Cosby
No, a Lot more simple, is it?
Jeff Oskay
Coming of age, your mama's house.
Ace Cosby
Check out the big brain on Christy.
Tom Griswold
What is it?
Jeff Oskay
You left Mom's house and got a place of your own.
Ace Cosby
That's it.
Tom Griswold
Jumped off the porch.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Jumped up off. That's important.
Jeff Oskay
Jumped up off the porch.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I was 17 when I jumped up off the porch, and I've been living downtown ever since.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, 17's pretty young.
Jeff Oskay
I was 18. I was right there with you. Couldn't get out fast enough.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Did anybody ever go back home? I never went back home.
Tom Griswold
No, I didn't.
Pat Godwin
Many times, Pat did. Mom's basement. At least five times.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. In fact, five breakups. Wasn't. Wasn't all that long ago.
Pat Godwin
That would have been 10 years ago, maybe.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Not that long.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, that's interesting, though. Jumped up and the up is important. Yeah, Jumped up.
Josh Arnold
First you got to jump up and then you got to jump off.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Okay, Good to know. And that's. That's sort of wholesome.
Josh Arnold
It is. It is. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I was thinking, of course. Way of speaking, I was going the other way.
Jeff Oskay
Well, where are you going?
Josh Arnold
Oh, he finally jumped up off the porch.
Tom Griswold
Oh. Like, thought it was some hip hop thing. Jumped up off the porch with my.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, boy.
Tom Griswold
Sidearm.
Ace Cosby
Tom, do you have time for one more quick one?
Tom Griswold
Of course, yes.
Ace Cosby
All right.
Josh Arnold
What if he just hung up.
Ace Cosby
And then never addressed it and just left me to sit with it? What is it? What is it? An unboxing thing. We're hearing that term a lot. You know, people on YouTube taking cameras and stuff. You know, and that's one kind of unboxing. What's another kind of unboxing?
Josh Arnold
I have a guess.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, go ahead.
Josh Arnold
Is it confessing something?
Ace Cosby
No, but I love that actually, more than the definition. I really like that.
Tom Griswold
Is it finding out about the background of somebody you know? I had to go, but that's. Well, this guy is trying to sell me somewhat. I had to unbox him for a while.
Ace Cosby
I'll give you a hint.
Josh Arnold
You're.
Ace Cosby
You're finding out something about this person while you're doing this unboxing.
Tom Griswold
Is this in the realm of sexuality?
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Christy Lee
Is it?
Ace Cosby
Tom asked that about everything, though.
Tom Griswold
Well, I know. I know where the source is.
Josh Arnold
Is it taking off her panties? Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Getting the person naked?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I like the spec. Specificity is a word, isn't it? The specificity of the word panties.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
That's. I feel like the next time he says that word.
Tom Griswold
If there's a brazier down there. Then you've got one very weird gal.
Ace Cosby
Is the world. Is the word panties weird to you guys? I don't like saying it.
Josh Arnold
It's very divisive.
Pat Godwin
Women don't like it.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Panties.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, that could.
Ace Cosby
I don't like it.
Tom Griswold
That can be a big problem. Knickers. Knickers Sounds a little bit too nostalgic.
Josh Arnold
It can also be problematic.
Tom Griswold
Yes.
Josh Arnold
You have another word? Maybe.
Tom Griswold
Well, you know something, Josh? I honestly didn't realize how incredibly inappropriate.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. I think everybody at the studio was.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we. We all.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Tom Griswold
I'm so sorry.
Ace Cosby
I search in for that dump button.
Tom Griswold
Just hang up right now. This is awful.
Josh Arnold
Look at us.
Jeff Oskay
We love you.
Tom Griswold
That's more of an English term.
Jeff Oskay
Is it? Yeah. He actually does call us back. It's amazing.
Ace Cosby
It never. It never really caught back on after it left in the 1930s. The New York. No, but I mean, they are the New York Knickerbockers, though.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, of course.
Ace Cosby
So it did kind of stay around with just one team, which is very strange.
Josh Arnold
Now, what if we say nickers.
Ace Cosby
I think that we need to find that dumb button.
Tom Griswold
Oscar's leaving the room.
Ace Cosby
Yes, I see that.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Are we going to get a sports.
Ace Cosby
Pick out of you for tonight? Yes. Your Pacers are going to take it tonight. Yeah, I. Without a doubt. I told. I went with your son Willie. After we did a show in Milwaukee, we went to the Bucs Pacers game, and I sat there in my chair and I was like, this team is going to beat my Cavaliers.
Josh Arnold
And.
Ace Cosby
And you guys took us out back and tuned us up like a stepdad that just got out of line at the real dad's house. And he's like, why don't you come back here and barbecue? And he just beats you up and you gotta come back in. Yeah. I mean, we just got beat up and I was just like, this Pacers team, you can shoot from everywhere and you guys play with this edge. They were talking. That was the game that Giannis and Halliburton's dad got into it. They were yelling at the crowd, and I was just like this team. Teams got swag. I. You know, but look, if my Cavs can't make it, you know, shout out to your paces. I like teams that come out of nowhere and got a little shout out.
Tom Griswold
To see the choke sign brought back in honor of Reggie. That was really.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, Reggie was calling that game, which is really cool. So.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Well, Al, it's always a pleasure. Comedian Al Jackson are You on the road anytime soon, we got to know about this.
Ace Cosby
Oh, I. The weekend of June 20th, I will be at the Comedy Bar are in Chicago. So please, if you're in the Chicago area, come out. It's gonna be a good weekend. And as of yesterday, it's confirmed. Saturday and Sunday, the weekend of July 4th, I will be with your son Willie at the Cincinnati Funny Bump.
Tom Griswold
All right.
Ace Cosby
And yes, yes, Thanks.
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Pat Godwin
Sure, whatever you want.
Tom Griswold
Okay, good. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Josh Arnold
Well, hi, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's here. Of course. There's Pat Godwin.
Tom Griswold
Hello.
Josh Arnold
Jeff Oskay across the way.
Christy Lee
Hey, buddy.
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby. How are you?
Christy Lee
Good.
Josh Arnold
I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom and Christy. Do we have an update on chick in Aruba? What he's. What is he up to today?
Jeff Oskay
What is his. Let's take a look at his guests schedule for today. Get up. Mimosa.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Jeff Oskay
Breakfast. Go to the beach, take a nap.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Pat Godwin
He forgot meet woman. He's gonna Meet woman.
Jeff Oskay
He's gotta. That's later in the day. This is only the first part of the day.
Tom Griswold
Not just any woman, but a native.
Jeff Oskay
A native.
Tom Griswold
Aruban, Arubian.
Jeff Oskay
Are they Arubans?
Pat Godwin
If you have coleslaw.
Tom Griswold
I like that movie. Aruban Reuben.
Jeff Oskay
A Reuben.
Tom Griswold
Except that one part kicks the stool.
Josh Arnold
Tom Conti.
Tom Griswold
Wow.
Pat Godwin
That is only, I guess, rough.
Tom Griswold
Rough. Yeah. We were talking about baseball teams and we were talking to Al Jackson who lives in Denver, goes to Coors Field.
Jeff Oskay
Girlfriend works for the Rockies.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they're changing the name, though.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Tom Griswold
They're naming it after a different beer.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue Moon Beer because they win once in a blue moon. You see, the team bites. Not good.
Jeff Oskay
I like a blue moon with an orange slice.
Christy Lee
Have you, has anyone done the course tour in Golden, Colorado?
Jeff Oskay
I have not. Have you?
Christy Lee
I did back when I was 21. 22. And it's a great tour, but at the end you're allowed three beers, but you only have like 20 at the time. You had like 20 minutes to drink them. Oh, and then the, the next tour was coming in and I slammed three beers and went out to my car and I had to take a nap before I could drive back through the mountains to my hotel. Seems like a horrible idea.
Jeff Oskay
They might have changed that.
Tom Griswold
Maybe. Maybe a bad idea. Tricky mountain roads. Get them drunk. That'll be good. Okay, we have Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Jeff Oskay
Are you a Harry Potter fan?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I am too. I. I started reading those a few years ago to one of my daughters, out loud. And I had no idea they were that good.
Jeff Oskay
Now, have you watched the movies or just read the book?
Tom Griswold
I have, I watched a little bit of the movies, but I. The books are great.
Jeff Oskay
Well, Harry Potter's HBO series is coming and they have cast Harry, Ron and Hermione. They announced that they are they. Over 30,000 actors actually auditioned for the lead role since HBO launched the open casting call last fall. Dominic McLaughlin will play the role of Harry Potter.
Tom Griswold
Are these well known actors?
Jeff Oskay
I have no idea.
Tom Griswold
I mean, they're obviously young.
Jeff Oskay
Arabella Stanton is Hermione Granger and Alistair Stout will be Ron. Wesley Weasley. Wesley Weasley. Weasley. Sorry. Filming is expected to begin this summer for the HBO series Harry Potter.
Josh Arnold
So they're just kind of.
Tom Griswold
This is a reboot, the whole thing, starting over.
Josh Arnold
John Lithgow is playing. Oh, that'll be good. Yeah, that's a good choice. I know he's not British, but he.
Pat Godwin
Did Churchill though, so he hasn't.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, get the accent.
Tom Griswold
He nailed that too. Well, that's interesting. I haven't seen. Oh, here's some pictures of them. On the, on the right we have the original first iteration.
Jeff Oskay
Oh yeah, that.
Josh Arnold
The cute kids. Yeah, and they look like the originals.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
So very nice. Yeah, that'll be cool.
Jeff Oskay
Your kids will love that. That they're in that.
Tom Griswold
Have you. Did you ever read the books? They're really good.
Jeff Oskay
Did not read the books, but I've seen all the movies at least once. Cool.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Well, cool. Well, good. Good to know. And that's going to be one hbo.
Jeff Oskay
All right, back to hbo. Now remember, they got rid of Max.
Tom Griswold
Well, there wasn't. Wasn't their Max and HBO Max. And now it's just.
Josh Arnold
Now it's HBO Max again.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Yeah, not just Max. Very confusing. Good idea. The audience in a world of too many channels.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, but now I have two. I have an HBO Max and a Max.
Josh Arnold
I know. I don't know.
Pat Godwin
I'm confused.
Josh Arnold
I don't know what they're doing and.
Jeff Oskay
I don't know which one works. Do you?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, the Max works for me.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it still works for me too.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. A man was arrested after allegedly trying to climb onto a cruise ship in Australia. According to USA Today, officers responded to the overseas passenger terminal at the Rocks, a historic area in Sydney. And they found a man suspended over the water from the mooring line. Video footage published by nine News Sydney appears to show the man hanging onto ropes between the port and the carnival adventure ship. The 29 year old was arrested on charges of Entering a cleared zone when not screened or cleared, as well as entering restricted land side and waterside zones without authorization.
Josh Arnold
I let him on.
Tom Griswold
Why?
Josh Arnold
I'd fed him as soon as he got on. I go, who are you? What are you doing here? And if he goes, you know what? I just really wanted to take this cruise. You know what? I like your. I like your.
Jeff Oskay
Your spunk.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Moxie kid.
Tom Griswold
Is that technically shimmying up a rope or is it shinnying? What do you. When you.
Christy Lee
Yeah, look at this.
Jeff Oskay
Look at this guy.
Christy Lee
He doesn't even wait till night time.
Josh Arnold
He just does it.
Tom Griswold
You can see the famed opera house in the background. He's standing on one line, holding on to another.
Josh Arnold
I'd absolutely let him off.
Jeff Oskay
And where. Where was he thinking of going? Was he going into the fish?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you can't. Can a human fit through.
Jeff Oskay
That's what I was.
Tom Griswold
Where the lines come out of the bow of the ship.
Josh Arnold
It looks like he'll be able to fit, huh?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, nothing can go wrong there.
Josh Arnold
I'd be nervous.
Tom Griswold
Probably some winch full of gears that crawls in that hole in his hands are immediately sheared off.
Josh Arnold
That's why I'd let him on, man.
Christy Lee
I heard he was sentenced to sitting through five of bodart sets on the ship that day.
Tom Griswold
Tough crowd.
Christy Lee
He's a friend of mine. I'm a allowed to say that.
Pat Godwin
I've been following him on social media. He's like doing the same kind of thing that I had done. Now he's off to with Princess now, which is a different experience. West Coast.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Ah, yeah.
Tom Griswold
On the. On the ships.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I should. I should probably warn. Warn him about a couple of the ports.
Jeff Oskay
What does that mean? West Coast? Does that mean like they do.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they do the. The Mexican run, it's called. And then they do Hawaii.
Josh Arnold
That's the Love Boat.
Pat Godwin
And then they. And they run the Love Boat on a channel constantly.
Jeff Oskay
You have to go all the way from LA to.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, you start off in la.
Tom Griswold
How long does that take?
Pat Godwin
About a week. It's a week long? Yeah.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Tom Griswold
I mean you're. How long are you sailing from la?
Jeff Oskay
How many. It's all Hawaiian.
Pat Godwin
As you go right to Hawaii, it's about 2 CD. It's 2 C days. Then you do a bunch of the islands. But the Mexican run is, you know, Puerto Vallarta.
Tom Griswold
What ports did you want to warn them about?
Pat Godwin
Ensenada Sonata.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, Ensenada is the one right under Tijuana. Yeah, that's.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, you Want to get back to the boat?
Tom Griswold
I love that song, Ensenada.
Pat Godwin
I wrote a song called Ensenada about it, if you like.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, you did?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, yeah. Humorous.
Jeff Oskay
I've been to Ensenada. My grandfather.
Pat Godwin
We're gonna find out if it's humorous, I guess. All right, so keep in mind Ensenada is where I want to warn Jeff. He's going there like in a week.
Tom Griswold
So is it dangerous or.
Pat Godwin
That is the problem. It is gorgeous during the day. Then it gets a little dicey at night and they don't kind of tell you. And if you miss the boat, you're in real trouble.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Pat Godwin
And this actually happened to a couple on my the week I was there. I may have exaggerated a few things. Here we go. Oh, the ship just left without a sense. Too much tequila and not enough enchiladas now we're walking the street Might get beat like a pinata A couple of fools who missed the board in Ensenada. Oh, Ensenada. Pray for us, Heavenly father. This is where the cartel is. Mind your business or your tostada. Why couldn't it be Cabo a Puerto Vallarta? These are beautiful. No, we're stuck in crime ridden downtown Ensenada.
Josh Arnold
True.
Pat Godwin
Our passports are back on the ship and we are stranded. We have to make it to the airport now empty handed. Then trust me to fly to catch our ship's next destination. With no ID and illegal medication. Oh, Ensenado. In our Gucci and Prada. We could be robbed and left for dead this time tomorrow. What couldn't it be Cancun. Jeff Border. Don't get stuck in scary downtown and Sonata or it'll be chop chop chop.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I love it.
Tom Griswold
You'll be.
Pat Godwin
He's there next week.
Tom Griswold
You'll be tostada very much. We can get another song out of you, Pat.
Pat Godwin
What's that, dude?
Tom Griswold
Because I believe. Can we do a real quick update on this guy Norgay. What's his name? Because today is the Tenzo Norgay's birthday. But it's also the day that the Guinness people announced that this guy has the world record. Should we come back with that? Why don't we do that?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, we can do that.
Tom Griswold
And we'll give you the whole background why we're talking about climbing Mount Everest today and other things of that ilk.
Jeff Oskay
It's a big Everest day.
Tom Griswold
It is a big.
Jeff Oskay
The first time it was climbed, it was.
Tom Griswold
It's also closing season. Reason I think.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, today's closing.
Tom Griswold
It's about to Close. Yeah, I'm not sure what the exact date of any day now.
Josh Arnold
Everest is closed.
Christy Lee
They said it ends this weekend.
Jeff Oskay
Okay.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Right now I want to tell you about Better Help. Better Help sponsors this portion of the Bob and Tom Show. Better Help is celebrating, in a way, Mental Health Month. That is the month of May. But it's important, of course, year round. This is just an opportunity to mention the importance of getting rid of the stigma, as Jimmy Ursay talked about it at great length and a very important topic, of course. And that what is the stigma? It's about the realizing that mental health issues, there's nothing to be afraid of, nothing to worry about, nothing to be embarrassed about. Getting counseling and getting therapy can be very important, very useful and it's okay to do it. And the struggle that many of us have have can be helped with therapy. And BetterHelp is about a better way to access therapy because the therapy is done online. So it's a lot more convenient and it's been around for quite a while. But right now it's getting a lot more chat, if you will, because There are some 35,000 plus therapists working this program and millions of people, millions of people have been taking advantage of Better Health. What's it all about? Like I said, it's about doing the therapy online. It can be done like a phone call. It can be done with a therapist with a camera going. It can be done even texting back and forth. It's up to you. You'll get hooked up with a therapist and they of course have therapists from a wide variety of specialties that can help you out. You can switch therapists anytime, no additional fees are involved. It is the largest online therapy provider in the world, by the way, and it's called BetterHelp, as I said. And you can visit betterhelp.com BTShow adding the slash, BTShow will reduce that fee the first month by 10%. So see what I'm talking about. Get access to mental health professionals once again with a quite a variety of fields of expertise. So get the details from the pros that know by going to betterhelp.com btshow and that's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com Coming up, we're gonna force Mr. Godwin to play the song he didn't want to play. Okay. I have great confidence in you, Pat. I think it'll be great. And I have great confidence that we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share something, Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Great.
Josh Arnold
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy, Pat, Jeff, Ace, Josh and Tom all.
Jeff Oskay
We made it. Another day yucking it up.
Josh Arnold
Oh yes. Plenty to do in this last segment. Death rattle.
Tom Griswold
There has to be a band called that.
Josh Arnold
Oh yeah, that's a good name. Death rattle.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, let's check that out.
Josh Arnold
Started.
Tom Griswold
Now, Pat, you were reluctant to do a song pretty much all morning.
Josh Arnold
Morning.
Tom Griswold
The technical situation. You didn't think it was good enough, but Christy can. Who's gonna set this up?
Jeff Oskay
He has a story.
Tom Griswold
Mr. Oskar. Jeffrey. We were talking a lot about climbing Mount Everest today.
Christy Lee
Famed Sherpa guide Commie Rita has reached the summit of Mount Everest for the 31st time, breaking his own record for the most climbs to the top.
Tom Griswold
How does he spell his name?
Christy Lee
K A M I R I, T a.
Tom Griswold
Is that two words or one?
Christy Lee
It looks like two words.
Tom Griswold
Okay, okay. And he's climbed it what, 30, 31 times.
Christy Lee
He's 55 years old.
Tom Griswold
Wow, that's amazing.
Christy Lee
He first climbed in 1994.
Tom Griswold
And Pat, you have a tribute to the great Sherpa guy.
Pat Godwin
I got a little song for you. Guide. Call me Rita Shepherd.
Tom Griswold
Guide.
Pat Godwin
Kami Rita shepherd, guide. Look at all the bodies frozen all around. Oh, it's about 30,000ft. Way to go. Come e. Rita. Now the only problem is you have to get down hands frozen. Lose the Sherpa look at all. Look at all the frozen turds there. Just keep walking and never look down. Kami, that was all over the place musically, but those are the words.
Josh Arnold
Okay, okay.
Jeff Oskay
I can see why you didn't want to do that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, me too. I enjoyed it.
Pat Godwin
Stop you.
Tom Griswold
Our apologies to all four of the Beatles.
Josh Arnold
Well, they should apologize to us.
Tom Griswold
You don't like that tune?
Josh Arnold
A lesser Beatles tune?
Tom Griswold
Sure, yeah, it's kind of fun.
Josh Arnold
It's all right. But it's a lesser two.
Tom Griswold
Okay, fine, fine.
Josh Arnold
When you. When you look at the rest of their catalogs.
Pat Godwin
One of Paul's granny songs.
Tom Griswold
We have a. Christy Lee. I was gonna say once again at the Sherpa guide news desk. What the Silac Insurance news guys where she's your Sherpa in the news.
Jeff Oskay
I can guide you through.
Tom Griswold
Thank you very much. Before you do that, I want to remind everybody our pop up shop is only going to be open a couple more days. We've got a really cool shirt. This is my favorite shirt we've done in a long time. There's a black version, there's a white version with long sleeves. Is that right? It's very cool. It's the pop up shop. Go to bobandtom.com check it out. I think you might like it, especially if you're a fan of the Indy 500. Kind of a tribute there. But right now we return to the Silac insurance news desk. Christy, what have I missed?
Jeff Oskay
Turkish authorities will find airline passengers who unbuckle their seatbelts before their plane stops taxiing upon arrival.
Josh Arnold
Ridiculous.
Jeff Oskay
Under new regulations issued by the country's Civil Aviation Authority, commercial airlines operating flights in Turkey are required to revise their standard in flight announcements to warn that those who get up before the aircraft is parked will be documented and reported.
Josh Arnold
Getting up is one thing, unbuckling is another.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, wait for the beep. Also are supposed to remind passengers to let the people sitting in the rows ahead of them to exit first. I think we all know that, right?
Josh Arnold
Apparently in Turkey, it must be an issue.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. And rule breakers there, they're going to be fine.
Tom Griswold
Famous for the race reggae music in Turkey.
Josh Arnold
Is that right?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
That song, you get up, Stand up. Stand up on your flight. Anybody.
Pat Godwin
It's the funniest song all morning.
Tom Griswold
Stand up for your flight. One of my favorite songs. I, I, I mean, what's the difference? What's the rush? All you're gonna do is, oh, you're gonna be the first one off the plane to go stand, wait for the luggage, Right?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I don't know. The ones they should find are the people that sneak on board when they do, the parents and kids only. And got some guy traveling by himself that has to pretends that's his kid so he can get on there and fill the overhead with all of his crap.
Josh Arnold
That should be a findable.
Tom Griswold
Isn't the, Are we approaching the. Is today the day, in fact, that Southwest ends the free baggage?
Jeff Oskay
Yes, free baggage is over at Southwest airlines.
Christy Lee
It's now 35 for the first bag, I believe.
Josh Arnold
First checked.
Christy Lee
Yeah, 45 for the.
Tom Griswold
Have you seen that? There's this thing now where people are stuffing stuff in their pillowcases. Have you seen this?
Josh Arnold
No.
Tom Griswold
What is it? Carry on. They're cramming pillowcases full of stuff.
Christy Lee
No.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. And taking it on board. Yeah. Instead of.
Josh Arnold
That's fine. It's probably the same size as a suitcase.
Tom Griswold
It's classless.
Josh Arnold
Well, I mean, let's, let's be honest. Commercial flights now are nothing but classic restlessness. They're not comfortable, they're not sure they are. No, no, there's a.
Christy Lee
Have you seen. They're looking at a new one where you stand on the flight. Like it's standing seat.
Josh Arnold
I saw one where it is still kind of a bicycle type.
Christy Lee
Kind of like a.
Josh Arnold
Yes, like. So they can move people even closer.
Tom Griswold
So wait a minute.
Josh Arnold
We're just cattle. It's. It's.
Tom Griswold
Well, that's fine.
Josh Arnold
No, it is not fine.
Tom Griswold
I thought that was an experiment, that they're not going to go forward.
Josh Arnold
Right. I thought so too.
Christy Lee
Oh. Maybe I was wrong, but maybe they.
Josh Arnold
Have to go forward with it.
Christy Lee
No, I. I know they were looking.
Josh Arnold
At it, but I would be fine with a flight where there are no seats at all and you just kind of stand around, mill around, really just.
Tom Griswold
Hold on to like a subway. Subway strap.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yeah. At least I feel like I have some semblance of freedom and liberty.
Tom Griswold
As you go flying around and hit the ceiling.
Josh Arnold
Fine with me.
Pat Godwin
They'll have circulation.
Josh Arnold
You're essentially held hostage on an airline flight.
Tom Griswold
God.
Josh Arnold
You have no rights. It's awful.
Tom Griswold
Okay, well.
Josh Arnold
Human rights violation.
Jeff Oskay
He's right. $35 first bag, $45 second bag.
Christy Lee
Boom.
Tom Griswold
I heard the guy that thought of this at Southwest was the same guy that thought of changing the name of HBO to Max. What a dumb.
Josh Arnold
Hey, what. Yeah. What made us super successful? Let's get rid of that.
Tom Griswold
Yeah. What a dumb idea.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Have you heard about the wrench attacks going on in the crypto community?
Josh Arnold
Heard about it? I wrote it. Oh, yeah?
Jeff Oskay
Really? The headline grabbing tale of an Italian man who was kidnapped and tortured for weeks inside an upscale Manhattan townhouse by captors seeking his bitcoin highlights a dark corner of the cryptocurrency world. The threat of violence by thieves seeking a digital asset. They use what's called a wrench attack, the name popularized by how easy it is to hit somebody with a wrench until they give up their passwords.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. This stuff has gotten.
Jeff Oskay
It's out of control.
Josh Arnold
I mean, I don't think it's rampant, but the stuff that is going on is crazy.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. Kidnappings for ransom in France have rattled the crypto industry there. And as well, experts believe the increase in violence linked to cryptocurrencies surging values, violent groups and adding crypto thefts to their repertoire is easy to do rather than robbing a bank, so to speak, I guess.
Josh Arnold
Man, by the way, all the talk I've had about me doing well with my crypto are all lies. I never have.
Tom Griswold
I honestly, I don't have any crypto I don't either. I would like someone to take a wrench and beat me so I could remember the password to several magazines I've subscribed to that I can no longer see. I. I cannot.
Jeff Oskay
Can't you just ask for a password reset?
Tom Griswold
I can't stand it. Everything. You have to get a password. For now. Some of them are really unnecessary.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I agree.
Tom Griswold
You have to have a password to open my pool. I know, it's a.
Jeff Oskay
Wait a minute.
Tom Griswold
I worked all my life to afford a pool. Yeah. Oh, it's. I'm ready to just find the CEO and strangle them. Or hit him with a wrench.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
You mean like the COVID on your pool or something?
Tom Griswold
It's ridiculous.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Why do I have to set up an account to turn my TV off or to use the refrigerator? It's ridiculous Anymore.
Tom Griswold
Before applying this jock itch powder, please pick a password. You cannot use the continuous letters D, I, C, K or scrotum. I don't want any more passwords. I'm done with them.
Jeff Oskay
It's hard to remember them all. And then they say, well, you can use that app that saves your passwords. What is what? He gets into that.
Josh Arnold
Well, I forgot my password for that app. I'm not joking. Smoking.
Jeff Oskay
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yes. So it was useless. I was at the mall and there's.
Christy Lee
No way to get it.
Josh Arnold
No, I couldn't.
Tom Griswold
I went to the mall. I went to that store called Things Remembered.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
And I said, hey, you know the password of these three magazines I got? I'm trying to.
Pat Godwin
I just use the same password every time now.
Jeff Oskay
That's a great idea.
Pat Godwin
Christy Lee, 69. It works because I remember that.
Jeff Oskay
I think you need to put an exclamation point at the end though, because.
Pat Godwin
You'D have to help me with that.
Tom Griswold
Well, thank you very much. Well, we certainly enjoyed it. And don't forget, we have our scenario that we're building on of the guy with the shorts, the blue jean cut off shorts, and the cool car driving naked away from the granite swimming pit.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Was that a good. Well.
Jeff Oskay
And tomorrow morning, Chick will be doing his aloe vera tour in Aruba.
Josh Arnold
Oh, isn't that interesting? Yes. All right.
Tom Griswold
That sounds exciting, right? Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you.
Christy Lee
Missed later today on our YouTube channel, actor Michael Rosenbaum.
Jeff Oskay
He knows some of the most talented.
Tom Griswold
People in the business.
Josh Arnold
Let's get inside of Jack Osborne.
Tom Griswold
Bands would say Black Sabbath was a huge influence. And thank God you liked it, boy.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Elijah Wood.
Christy Lee
Peter gets on the phone.
Josh Arnold
Elijah, would you like to play the. The role of Rhoda?
Christy Lee
Did you cry? Probably screamed at the top of my lungs.
Josh Arnold
You play iconic characters, Black Canary and Black Siren.
Ace Cosby
Who would you choose?
Tom Griswold
Probably Black Siren.
Jeff Oskay
She was like, I got this. And that's how Katie Cassidy feels.
Tom Griswold
She's got this.
Josh Arnold
I like that.
Jeff Oskay
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The BOB & TOM Show – May 29, 2025: Episode Summary
Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Overview
In this engaging episode of The BOB & TOM Show, hosts Tom Griswold and Josh Arnold, alongside their vibrant team including Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, and Ace Cosby, delve into a myriad of topics ranging from quirky word quizzes and historical anniversaries to sports updates and amusing listener stories. The episode balances humor with informative segments, ensuring listeners are both entertained and enlightened.
Timestamp: [05:19]
The show kicks off with Tom Griswold expressing his newfound obsession with words, inspired by annual spelling bees. The hosts explore a series of obscure words, offering definitions and sharing laughs over their peculiarities.
The discussion continues with terms like "spatchcock," "munton," and "axilla," each explained with both educational insight and comedic flair.
Timestamp: [15:00]
The hosts commemorate significant birthdays, intertwining historical facts with light-hearted banter.
Additionally, the episode honors Tenzing Norgay, marking his 55th birthday and celebrating his legendary status as a Sherpa guide.
Timestamp: [29:08]
Christy Lee delivers concise sports updates:
The hosts discuss team performances, fan experiences at games, and share personal anecdotes related to sporting events.
Timestamp: [60:52]
A significant portion of the episode focuses on Kami Rita, a renowned Sherpa guide who has summited Mount Everest 31 times, setting a new Guinness World Record.
Christy Lee: "Famed Sherpa guide Kami Rita has reached the summit of Mount Everest for the 31st time, breaking his own record for the most climbs to the top."
Pat Godwin: Performs a humorous tribute song:
"Guide, call me Rita Shepherd. Look at all the bodies frozen all around. Oh, it's about 30,000ft." [153:24]
The segment highlights Rita's dedication, the challenges of Everest climbs, and the legacy of Sherpas in mountaineering.
Timestamp: [73:33]
Jeff Oskay introduces a story about the national spelling bee and the impact of AI on academic integrity.
Pat Godwin shares a humorous take on a student's attempt to cheat using a calculator and later, ChatGPT, leading to unforeseen consequences.
The hosts debate the efficacy of traditional testing methods versus modern technological challenges, emphasizing the importance of genuine learning.
Timestamp: [33:49]
The episode features a heartfelt and comedic letter from a listener named Arthur, recounting his youthful adventures.
The hosts brainstorm a movie script based on Arthur's story, blending fiction with the amusing reality of the tale.
Pat Godwin attempts to craft a tribute song, adding layers of humor and creativity to the narrative.
Timestamp: [155:09]
Jeff Oskay reports on Turkey’s stringent new aviation regulations aimed at enhancing passenger safety.
The hosts discuss the implications of such regulations and share anecdotes related to airline experiences.
Timestamp: [149:00]
Jeff Oskay excitedly shares a groundbreaking scientific discovery from UC Berkeley.
Tom Griswold muses on the novelty and potential applications of this new color, likening it to artistic and cinematic uses.
Timestamp: [90:11]
The conversation shifts to astrology and tarot card practices, exploring their popularity and cultural significance.
The hosts share humorous takes on horoscopes and their impact on daily lives, while addressing the balance between belief and skepticism.
Timestamp: [98:07]
Jeff Oskay highlights the story of Joan Partridge, a 103-year-old influencer who has gained internet fame through her unique beauty routine videos.
The hosts commend Joan's vitality and discuss the broader implications of social media fame at an advanced age.
Timestamp: [158:22]
The episode touches upon the darker side of the cryptocurrency world, focusing on recent incidents involving "wrench attacks."
Tom Griswold and Josh Arnold humorously decry the impracticality and dangers associated with such crimes, emphasizing the need for better security measures.
Timestamp: [155:49]
As the episode nears its end, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, reiterate sponsor messages, and humorously lament the challenges of modern conveniences like password management and airline regulations.
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully intertwines humor with informative segments, presenting listeners with a balanced mix of entertainment and education. From exploring obscure words and celebrating historical figures to tackling modern-day issues like AI in education and the ever-evolving cryptocurrency landscape, the hosts ensure a lively and engaging experience throughout the broadcast.