The BOB & TOM Show - May 29, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 29, 2026

Overview:
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a lively, humorous blend of topical news, listener letters, pop culture references, and comedic banter among the cast: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Josh Arnold, with appearances by Jeff Hoskin. Key comedy segments include a heated discussion about toothpaste etiquette, taste testing plant-based vs. beef hot dogs, and absurd news stories (from Boner Bears chocolate recalls to world records involving bull testicles and the breasts of the Molly Malone statue), all wrapped in the show's signature playful, bantering style.

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Episode Highlights

NBA World Record Attempt: Dr. Buckets (Ryan Martin)

Time: 05:23–08:00, 149:39–152:35

• Tom Griswold and Christy Lee discuss Ryan Martin (“Dr. Buckets”), a guest and friend of the show, who holds multiple basketball world records—like most free throws in an hour (almost 2,500).
• Sunday at 9:30 AM ET, Dr. Buckets will attempt to break the 24-hour NBA three-point record.
• "If you gave me a choice between going to Disney World or talking to Dr. Buckets, I'm gonna pick Dr. Buckets every time." – Christy Lee (07:03)
• Humor about the importance (or not) of such records, and how the cast has fun with Martin’s many basketball feats.

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Toothpaste Etiquette, Bryce Harper & Social Media Blowback

Time: 18:57–32:00, 61:09–63:13

• The cast debates the best way to apply toothpaste, spurred by a viral video of baseball star Bryce Harper squirting toothpaste directly into his mouth instead of on the brush.
• Dentists are quoted: "The only thing to be lost is just wasting a whole bunch of toothpaste." – Dr. Andrew Zucker (20:31)
• Tom and Chick defend Harper, citing their own quirky routines and dismissing dentist criticisms as overblown.
• Christy: “I can pick up a penny and give you change with my tongue.” (62:26)
• The toothpaste debate launches into a free-wheeling chat about morning routines, coffee-flavored toothpaste, dental hygiene, and even dentures.
• Many jokes about “load” sizes and units for toothpaste (“What is the unit of goo?” – Tom, 22:43).

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Hot Dog Taste Test: Plant-Based vs. Beef

Time: 116:00–119:29

• Jess Hooker prepares a blind taste-test of “real” beef hot dogs and plant-based (vegan) alternatives.
• All cast members prefer the beef hot dogs, finding the plant-based ones have a strong, unappealing “pet food” flavor.
• “It gets worse with every chew.” – Chick McGee (117:23)
• “I spit mine back in my bowl.” – Christy Lee (117:53)
• Jess notes that perhaps the plant-based dog is only good for those who haven’t had a “real” hot dog recently.

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Mailbag Segment: Listener Letters & Banter

Time: 18:57–33:44

• Listeners write in with reactions and etiquette opinions, including support for alternative toothpaste application methods.
• A cheeky letter about Schlitz beer prompts this classic joke: “Did you know that ladies don’t drink beer at the beach? They don’t want to get sand in their Schlitz.” – Frank from Lumberton, TX (48:53)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Some of you don’t appreciate excellence. That’s a fundamental issue we have in this country.” – Tom Griswold, on sports records (07:13)
• “32 words in 90 seconds isn’t bad.” – Chick on the Scripps Spelling Bee winner's performance (64:09)
• “If you gave me a choice between Disney World and Dr. Buckets, I’m picking Dr. Buckets every time.” – Christy Lee (07:03)
• “I always wonder how do they get the pronunciation ‘Arkansas’ – I mean when you’re a kid… it’s Arkansas.” – Tom Griswold (51:11)

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Featured News & Comedy Segments

Boner Bears Chocolate Recall

Time: 12:07–12:24, 108:07–112:48

• The FDA recalls “Boner Bears” sex-chocolate for containing hidden Viagra (sildenafil) without disclosure.
• Jokes abound about the sort of men buying such products at a truck stop, the possible uses of chocolate syrup (“I wonder if it's the kind where you dip the cone and it hardens. That’d be appropriate.” – Tom, 109:14), and possible FDA newsletters reaching this product’s audience.

Spelling Bee: Cultural Trends and Snark

Time: 63:16–68:45

• Discussion of Scripps National Spelling Bee winner Shrey Parika.
• Recorded spell-off audio prompts jokes about the difficulty and pointlessness of memorizing obscure words.
• Explores the cultural prevalence of Indian heritage students excelling at the spelling bee and laments how “memorization” is largely outdated thanks to technology.
• “Don’t waste your memory on information you can store elsewhere.” – Tom quoting Einstein (65:34)

Statues: Bulls and Molly Malone

Bulls: 112:49–113:39

• Milan’s mosaic bull has its testicles worn down by tourists spinning on them for luck.
• “They should make a cleaning device that does the chatter-thing for dentures.” – Tom (32:43)

Molly Malone Statue: 136:15–137:36

• Fans in Dublin rub the boobs on the Molly Malone statue for luck—so often they’ve had to restore and fence it.
• "We're saying to the statue: you should smile more." – Jess Hooker (138:35)

Offbeat World Records & Bizarre News

• Polish record for most heads of hair dyed in 8 hours (70:28–71:49)
• Family sets record for the most stairs descended by a slinky (104:47–105:04, failed to mention: they’re tied with “most stairs climbed by a slinky: zero”)

Sex Doll “Murder” & Odd Crimes

Time: 159:42–162:23

• British police investigate a suspected corpse, only to find a discarded sex doll near an assisted-living home.
• "I was eight years old when I saw my first sex doll." – Chick McGee, riffing on ‘Stand By Me’ (161:44)

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Pat Godwin Surgeries & Songs

Time: Scattered throughout – especially 31:05, 37:01, 58:30, 141:53, 145:28

• Pat is about to have shoulder surgery and jokes he might be gone “for a week.” The team razzes him about lost guitar time and possible effects on his romantic life.
• Several original song performances:
  • “Eve of Construction” (84:52) – traffic jams and road work parody
  • “Tiger, Let Me Drive Your Car” (143:35) – about Tiger Woods’ DUI
  • “Hotel Has a Pool” (157:55) – a dad’s vacation struggles with his son
  • “World's Oldest Chicken” (146:24) – sung as “Flirty Gertie the Dirty Old Birdie”

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Pop Culture, Historical, and Music References

• MASH jokes, Lemons/Lemon Tree, Trini Lopez pronunciation (43:01)
• Bob Hope, The Dirty Dozen, Michael Jackson musical discussion, and “Off the Wall” era fashion.
• The Mandela (Mandala) Effect confusion with “Smokey the Bear.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [05:23] Dr. Buckets and World Record Basketball
• [18:57] Listener Letters & Toothpaste Routine
• [19:55] Bryce Harper Toothpaste Blowback
• [61:09] Toothpaste Debate Resumes
• [116:00] Plant-Based vs. Beef Hot Dog Blind Taste Test
• [136:15] Molly Malone Statue Abuse
• [108:07] Boner Bears Sex Chocolate Recall
• [64:05] Scripps Spelling Bee Recap
• [141:53] Pat Godwin’s Surgery & Final Performances

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Recurring Themes, Running Gags, and Tone

• Self-Deprecating Banter: Regular disses between Christy, Tom, Chick, and Pat.
• Nostalgia & Bizarre News: Stories about spelling bees, Guinness records, and odd product recalls.
• Overblown Analysis of Trivia: Toothpaste, hot dog taste, the color of MASH characters’ hair.
• Emphasis on Audience Involvement: Listener letters, emails, and call-out jokes.
• Signature Groaners: Pun-heavy humor (e.g. sand in Schlitz, “Boner Bear” F.D.A. “recall” jokes).

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Conclusion

This Bob & Tom episode is characteristically quick-witted, goofy, and full of affectionate ribbing, moving seamlessly from topical news to absurd humor and earnest listener engagement. Highlights include the toothpaste etiquette debate, a disastrous taste test, irreverent responses to spelling bee culture, and unexpected forays into the world of sexual health product recalls, always filtered through the show’s signature style.

For new or returning listeners:
Expect a combination of news commentary, low-stakes challenges and bets, raunchy but playful jokes, and the chemistry of a cast always ready to roast each other—or the latest weird headline.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Christy Lee]

Yellow is the color there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Bob and Tom, Christy Lee at the new des.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Looking all Hot Lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Houlahan,

[Christy Lee]

Hawkeye, Trapper. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

There's some MASH episode where there somebody was saying to Alan Aldi, you goofball. And he goes, I was invited to a goofball once, but I had nothing to wear. I remember that joke since I was 7.

[Christy Lee]

I have no doubt the fabulous Larry Gilbert wrote that. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just getting organized over here. It's a big weekend. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Big busy week.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the big event.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What's the big event?

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Buckets, the man who has the world record. Many world records in the world of basketball.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, the three point thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Beginning Sunday morning, 9:30 Eastern Time, Dr. Buckets, Ryan Martin will attempt the 24 hour NBA three point record. And it's. The guy's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

We talk to him on Sunday mornings. We all. Or Saturday. We all worship in our own ways. He worships at the altar of basketball.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Possibly break the record while we're on the air. Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Conceivably, yes.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He has the record for the most free throws in an hour. Almost 2,500. Who reminded you of this? But we talked to him. I'm very excited about this.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's not. But who reminded you?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I didn't. Wouldn't me.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you. Not me.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Jason.

[Chick McGee]

I want to know Who?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It was Jason.

[Christy Lee]

He's our producer.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Because he's the basketball player.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want Josh to strangle the wrong person?

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right. That's on your. Strangle the wrong.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you'll recall Dr. Buckets, whose G is Ryan Martin?

[Christy Lee]

Give it back.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a basketball coach in the great state of Maine. Has a bunch of records. I mean, this guy's incredible.

[Christy Lee]

Well, when you think of Maine, you think of basketball. Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

It's cold inside. You got to go inside and play some hoops.

[Chick McGee]

He is a skilled young man, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's great. We had talked to him. He was so much fun.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he was a nice guy. I mean, I don't think any of us.

[Christy Lee]

So much fun.

[Chick McGee]

Bless it, that was fun.

[Pat Godwin]

After we hung up with him.

[Christy Lee]

What a fun time. You know, if you gave me a choice between going to Disney World or talking to Dr. Buckets, I'm gonna pick Dr. Buckets every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of you don't appreciate excellence. That's a fundamental issue we have in this country.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I've liked to challenge you a lot to a free throw shooting contest. And you. You continue to duck me.

[Tom Griswold]

My right arm was broken in many places. It barely works.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you gotta work through that. Eat the pain like candy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, give me. Let me handicap it and we'll do it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Handicap it? What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can't get any more handy for everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

I get in counts for two.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Are you gonna. Granny, they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, and we'll do 25 shots. Okay. 500 bucks to the winner.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

500 bucks to the winners. Charity.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Can you. Have you tried to play basketball?

[Tom Griswold]

I can barely. I know. Have you made it? I have to kind of shoot from my waist.

[Christy Lee]

I've told this story.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't do the Rick Barry.

[Christy Lee]

I've told this story many times. We played basketball at the former home of the Indiana Pacers at Market Square Arena. And I had the ball running down the court. I was going to shoot a layup. I don't know if it was going in, but here comes Tom, and I swear to you, he fouls me so hard, we both go to the ground. And the crowd goes, oh, they thought we were dead because of you. Remember that?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Of course I remember that. That was Frizzy Hair Days.

[Tom Griswold]

We played against the guys from REO Speedwagon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And they took it seriously. Those guys were. They were. They were good. In any event, basketball fans. Oh, sure. There's some NBA action.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Who won the game? Do we remember? Of course it was.

[Chick McGee]

It's gonna be in Kevin Grun's book.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in any event, we'll look forward to that world record coming up on Monday. Today's show, we have a lot of interesting things, including more blowback from the biggest story in sports this week. Of course, I'm talking about the toothpaste scandal.

[Christy Lee]

Right you are, Tom. And another update from our buddy, our paste gate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Bryce Harper.

[Tom Griswold]

Or we could just go with Colgate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's better.

[Tom Griswold]

That's already taken.

[Chick McGee]

We got it. Colgate's way better.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there how we're like, are we two generations away from people understanding why they add gate to any scandal?

[Chick McGee]

Hopefully they're still teaching Watergate and it's

[Christy Lee]

still hanging in there.

[Tom Griswold]

What's hanging in there? Primarily in the Leonard Skynyrd song.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Watergate does not bother me.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your conscience bother you? In Birmingham, they love the governor.

[Christy Lee]

There's nothing. He. He has a list of inconsequential stories right at his fingertips, I think all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Very interesting that something that is that dated is still really, really popular on as a song. People sing along and they have no idea what those are referencing.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

My 23 year old, Sophie, we watched all the President's Men while she last week. She loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great movie.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can make a movie about something where you know what happens and still make it scary and suspenseful. That's. That's a trick. Yep, that's a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Jason Robarts is so good.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up on today's show, we will have an update on Cole gate or toothpaste Gate.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up in the world of sports, we did have some action in the NBA last evening.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Victor, we.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Vicki.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. The. Let's see, 28 points, 10 rebounds, three blocks and the spurs in San Antonio force A game seven Saturday night, 8 o' clock Eastern in Oklahoma City. And they call the. The place where Oklahoma City plays the Thunder. They call it Loud City. I like that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, they call it the Thunderdome.

[Christy Lee]

They call it Loud City because they call it Loud City. Stop throwing wrenches at my sport.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that may have everybody from Oklahoma City on the horn and see if you can convince them to call it Thunderdome. I don't think it's a dome. First of all. It's a gym. I guess it could be A dome shape. Why am I. Why am I in this conversation?

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up for the second time in about. I think it's been about a month and a half, there's a recall in the world of. Well, I'll tell you the name of the product. It kind of gives. It gives it away. Yeah. This is. This is legit. I'm not making this up. This is from the Food and Drug Administration. They have again recalled the latest batch from Boner Bears chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It once again has what they refer to as undeclared sildenafil. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Boner Bears?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which apparently, that's Viagra. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I put slide in your pencil.

[Tom Griswold]

But what. I guess what kills me about this is this is the second time the FDA has recalled it. I don't know who the target market is for Boner Bear Sex Chocolate. I'm guessing they don't get, like, the FDA's newsletter, if you're listening, and have some of this stuff. By the way, be careful. But, I mean, who really? Yeah, we'll get to the story coming up. But that's a legit story in the news. Also in the news, we have bull testicles. We have more new dating terms which may make you want to jump off a large building. And we have the annual. Annual spelling bee results. And once again.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, good luck pronouncing the name

[Christy Lee]

of the kid who won and let alone spelling it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The final quiz is spell your own name.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps the biggest waste of time in history. We'll get to that. It's all coming up.

[Christy Lee]

My wish still hasn't come true that one of your daughters, the younger daughters, becomes involved in the spelling bee, and all of a sudden you are spelling bee coach extraordinaire.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would.

[Chick McGee]

He comes in wearing yellow and black.

[Tom Griswold]

Antenna coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Scripts. Scripts coming up. In our mailbag, I get an excuse to play this cinnamon tree.

[Pat Godwin]

Very pretty.

[Christy Lee]

And the lemon, flowery, sweet, but.

[Pat Godwin]

But the fruit of the lemon is impossible to eat.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Trini Lopez, ladies and gentlemen. We got a nice letter about Trini.

[Christy Lee]

What is. Is Trini, like short for Trinidad or something?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard it pronounced Trini.

[Christy Lee]

I've always said Trini.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I've always said Trini Lopez. There was a Trini, but I think it might be Trini, like Trinidad. I think you may have a point there. I'll have to ask that. That hitchhiker that I picked up that speaks Spanish. But right now we turn to Christy Lee for advice in the realm of

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

the vehicle, yes, we're talking about the Hyundai's and the Hyundai hybrids, especially the SUVs. I, of course, drive the Tucson Hybrid. I was up to 37.8 miles per gallon in the last couple of days thanks to my hybrid.

[Tom Griswold]

I was up to 37 miles an hour on the freeway north of here. They.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, there was a problem last night, wasn't there? Was that last night? Huh? The hybrid has America's best warranty. The Tucson Hybrid and the Santa Fe Hybrid both come with a 10 year, 100,000 mile powertrain warranty. 3 year 36,000 mile new car warranty. I tell you what, they take care of all the maintenance due for the first three years. I've touched nothing on that car but a normal oil change. It's so reliable, you're gonna love it. And if you go off roading at all, your Santa Fe Hybrid might be the choice since it has a little more cargo space and sits a little higher so you can handle the toughest terrain. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details or your local Hyundai dealer or call 562-314-4603 to find out more about the fabulous Hyundai hybrids.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, while you're at it, you might want to hit the Bob and Tom website because we have reposted our, our pop up store and we got a bunch of cool new stuff including. They want me to talk about the high vis. The high vis.

[Christy Lee]

The neon green.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The neon green stuff. That's a thing when you're running.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

That's why construction workers wear those vests.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I really like this Bob and Tom with the big old fashioned microphone on it. That's cool. And then we got it. We got a trucker cap and visors. And then for those of you that want to show off your guns, got the sleeveless. Oh, nice Bob and Tom shirt. That's very nice. Oh, we got them in two different colors. The tank tops, very nice. They'[e-mail] pop up store.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it exciting? Tom discovers our pop up store along with you folks at home and in your cars. It's nice, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we also have a shirt that we sold out of just a month ago that was by popular. Demand is back. It's got a cool car on it, et cetera, et cetera. Now when we return, we'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Tom Griswold]

And I hope you'll be back too.

[Christy Lee]

And we'll be here when we come

[Tom Griswold]

back to this place, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

You're doing good work over there, Tom. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee. I'm having trouble seeing her because she's dressed in camouflage.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

That's exactly right. That's how I wanted it.

[Christy Lee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

I sounded like Foster Brooks when I first started talking.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick Be Tom. Coming up with emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai. Hyundai's 2026 hybrid vehicle lineup. Advanced safety and technology meets hybrid efficiency. The best of both worlds. Hyundai USA.com thank you very much, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a lot of stuff to get to today, including in the world of sports. But right now we do have some random letters. Do you want to start?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, I was intrigued by the toothpaste etiquette conversation. I have been a lifelong member of the majority in terms of paste on brush, then brush in mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

A wasted motion.

[Christy Lee]

However, I tried the Tom Chick, Bryce Harper route of tube to mouth, then brush goes in.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Not against it at all.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's like taking a different route to the same old destination. Let's spread the word. There could be a new majority on the horizon.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I Respect that person.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They went, you know what? I've never done it that way. I don't know about this. And they tried it.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Thank you, John.

[Chick McGee]

Well done, John.

[Tom Griswold]

But Chick and I have been talking about this for years and now it's actually in the news this morning. I was astonished to see that this dumb story had actually made the news wires thing that I get the sports update.

[Christy Lee]

Bryce Harper's. What it says here unorthodox dental hygiene habits have some dentists calling foul. Oh. Harper shared his morning routine on social media, showing followers that he squeezes toothpaste right into his mouth rather than applying it first to the toothbrush. TikTok users were appalled by the technique. Dentists chimed in, advising against Harper's method.

[Tom Griswold]

But the protests have no teeth, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

These are dentists.

[Tom Griswold]

But listen.

[Christy Lee]

They have all the teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

No, listen to the reason.

[Christy Lee]

Ohio dentist Dr. Andrew Zucker said, I don't think there's anything to be gained. The only thing to be lost is just wasting a whole bunch of toothpaste.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasting it. You don't do any more.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was hooker who brought up the idea that maybe you are using more because you don't have the measurement of the actual brush.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think someone who has done as much work with his tongue as you allege would be. I would guess in this room if we had to do a contest in which you had to guess the weight in grams of any given load, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first off toothpaste.

[Chick McGee]

You could tell. I don't appreciate the word allege. I think there's an implication there they feel about load completely unfounded and no load is actually accurate. So the.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, Tom, your guesstimate because you won't speculate on on yourself, but who do you think in this room has. Has been a thorough and gen generous lover most recently. If you guess Christie, that would be all right.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Ah, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She spent some time or is it right?

[Tom Griswold]

I am not going to throw up. The point is why won't you throw

[Christy Lee]

us under the bus about that the dentist is.

[Chick McGee]

No dentist is saying hey, it's not good for you putting the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It just saves them. First of all, I get in the morning, it's pitch black in my bathroom because the like the light it shut

[Christy Lee]

the door and turn the light.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Even when you shut the door there's like this big line of light that gets through again. I.

[Christy Lee]

You got a Problem with your builder.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There's a. Now a wife, sometimes a kid, and always a dog. I don't want to wake up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, do they want money to be brought home or not?

[Christy Lee]

The old ball and chain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't scream if you don't like it. Get out enough in your house.

[Christy Lee]

But the.

[Tom Griswold]

Even during the day, I would love

[Christy Lee]

to have a camera set up for that.

[Tom Griswold]

You take the toothpaste, you put a little. What do you call it? A dollop?

[Christy Lee]

A smidge?

[Chick McGee]

A skosh.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the term for a unit of.

[Christy Lee]

Bigger.

[Tom Griswold]

Of goo?

[Christy Lee]

Bigger than a c here.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, there has to be a name for that unit. Like, what do you. When you take your toothbrush, you put a what on it?

[Christy Lee]

A daft.

[Tom Griswold]

A dab.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

You just put it in your mouth. You save. And I'm not sharing my toothpaste with anyone anyway, that's my toothpaste.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

So you get dressed in the. You shower and everything in the dark.

[Tom Griswold]

The shower light doesn't go through the shower. I can turn that one on. That's kind of around the corner.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

My bathroom is pretty big, so. And then it does very. My closet has a. My closet has a big light in it.

[Chick McGee]

So you two are the only ones, though, in this

[Christy Lee]

and this whole building?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or there are others like us, but they're. They're not admitting it.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder why they wouldn't. But now you guys said you did something that I don't anymore.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't done this in years. When you put the toothpaste on the brush, you then put it under the water real quick.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I do? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I. I wet the brush and then put the toothpaste on right in the mouth.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I do both.

[Tom Griswold]

But see, none of this stuff has any effect on the effectiveness of the toothpaste.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just kind of fun to talk about people's routine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. But I think the Bryce Harper thing. Like I said, Chick and I have been talking about this forever, and I know it's dumb, but for some reason, the Bryce Harper thing has really taken off.

[Christy Lee]

A dentist named Maria Ryan. A woman who's a dentist.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. She's the chief clinical Officer at Colgate Palmolive. I think she has more than a dog in this fight. Okay. She added, you have a lot of germs in your mouth, you know? And when you're putting your mouth on the toothpaste tube, you get those germs in the tube.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, you do.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes people share toothpaste. I worry about that a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

See, it's just the sharing of toothpaste that would be the problem. That's what.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

So your germs are clean. Germs is what you're telling me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're. If the. If the toothpaste does its job, if there are germs on the toothpaste, they're dead already.

[Christy Lee]

I think we like. I think we like to say our germs are more. I don't want to speak for you, Tom Elite.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an interesting, interesting thing. I. As you say, the way one does one's routine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a certain.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, your routine is a little different. You don't brush your teeth in the morning because it messes with your coffee. Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. But I have. I do mouthwash in the morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Aha.

[Chick McGee]

So as the shower is warming up and I'm having a morning pee, I am swishing my mouthwash.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

So do you brush your teeth here after you've had coffee in the morning?

[Chick McGee]

No, at home.

[Christy Lee]

Brushing of the teeth or mouthwash will really, really ruin a glass of juice, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? And I found that before the shower and then before my first cup of coffee, there's a good 30, 40 minutes in between. And it's. It's okay. It's a good amount of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have an idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yes?

[Tom Griswold]

What if Colgate came out with a coffee flavored toothpaste?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know. I like my toothpaste minty. Minty, minty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

He said if there's some way that they could deliver caffeine into what you're talking about, I'm all for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody tried that?

[Chick McGee]

I think a caffeinated toothpaste.

[Tom Griswold]

It seems like we tried a transdermal caffeinated soap.

[Christy Lee]

Now we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

That's still out there. That's crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Let me look.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they've done a coffee flavored toothpaste.

[Pat Godwin]

Who wants toothpaste?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a cup in your. In your bathroom?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

For water?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I use my paw. My hand.

[Tom Griswold]

So you just reach your.

[Christy Lee]

Under this?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't do anything with water.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

When you brush your teeth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

Do you swallow the toothpaste?

[Chick McGee]

No, of course not. I spit into the sink.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't you take water and swish it around to rinse?

[Chick McGee]

No, I Spit a few times and there you go. And then maybe I'll have a sip of water when I get to my bed because I've got a cup there.

[Christy Lee]

I see your end table in your bed. A book, a couple of reading glasses, possibly one of those credit cards that actually. A magnifying glass. I see that. I see all sorts of Your glass of water, as you've said. I see all that happen.

[Chick McGee]

Do you want to know the truth?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A lamp.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Two remotes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Just a backup or you require two.

[Chick McGee]

One for a dvd, one for the cable system, one for the TV and everything else.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, I thought I was gonna say ceiling fan. I thought maybe you had.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. Remote for the ceiling fan. A devotional. And then my cup of water.

[Christy Lee]

A devotional.

[Tom Griswold]

Devotional. These little cards.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's a. It's like a book. A morning devotional. Yeah, it's a book.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like positive things to get your day going?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a Christian based positive thing.

[Tom Griswold]

How long are they?

[Chick McGee]

They're one page.

[Tom Griswold]

How long does it take you to read them?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, one minute. And I read them before the shower and then it's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you read them while lying down or do you read them while sitting?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm sitting. I'm up, up and I'm sitting. And usually.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a nice. It's a verse. It's a Bible verse. And then it's a nice sort of rumination about it and then it's something I can say out loud and then I think about it in the shower. It's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that sounds. That sounds. I used to do a devotional, but they all tended to tilt toward please don't let me kill Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And that's a really nice way to start your day.

[Christy Lee]

So I just say that to myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have that kind of time.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, you can't see in the dark.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta pop my phone alarm on. Use that light to navigate out of the room without tripping over a dog.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to try to be truthful and you guys can believe me or not. My end table, I have

[Tom Griswold]

three or

[Christy Lee]

four pair of earbuds. Shoelaces for. For some reason on top. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They're on the end table on your nightstand. Just in case I want to change shoelaces for the next morning. Take a look. That. Let's see. A lamp, of course.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And that's phone charger.

[Christy Lee]

That's about it. No chargers in the phone chargers in the bathroom. I'm trying to get away from the phone.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

How do you get up?

[Tom Griswold]

Where's your alarm?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I never, ever, ever use an alarm. I've stopped trying. Huh. I don't. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even as a backup?

[Christy Lee]

No, ma'. Am. Sir, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fine. So it's very.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

There is a caffeine toothpaste, gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called? Is it coffee flavored or just.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, it's not coffee flavored. It's called Super Smile. Super Smile Professional.

[Christy Lee]

You ever want to get up and smile, that's wonderful.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Colgate. I don't know if this is a joke. I have to look. I have to look into this. It looks like Coffee Lovers toothpaste.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. I was just asking if, if it, if it was flavored like coffee.

[Chick McGee]

If that's out, would you like that?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I want my toothpaste to taste like toothpaste.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know that toothpaste ruining cups of coffee and glasses of juice? That's I think every human being experiences.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So if they can find a formula that your toothpaste doesn't ruin that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah. There are quite a few coffee flavored toothpastes out there.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to stir your coffee, look at this. The new Bob and Tom stirring paddle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they've arrived.

[Christy Lee]

I need 12 of them.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got our logo on it. Should I make these available to folks that listen?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

They're good for stirring coffee or for going to tiny auctions.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to bid on Christy's panties, please.

[Christy Lee]

Or you could say that they're used to stir it up. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's amazing the junk you can get in this world.

[Christy Lee]

There are children up right now making those.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, in your world, you've got that gizmo you have to sleep with. What's it called again? The sleep apnea machine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, and I'll be sleeping with new things. Ice. Ice buckets and all kinds of devices I have to rent.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we should point this out. Pat's last show before the shoulder surgery will be tomorrow night.

[Christy Lee]

And it might be the last show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're going to be in Kalamazoo, Michigan, at Shakespeare's. And then it's under the knife. Tuesday.

[Pat Godwin]

Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll see in a couple weeks.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll see you in a week.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see. Get fired. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Tom just wants to make sure you're a recliner.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice rehab.

[Pat Godwin]

I Had a recliner. I got rid of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I found that would have been come.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

That would come in very handy.

[Christy Lee]

I found a recliner was the only place that was even borderline comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

You're scaring them again. No, I'm good. Okay, good. Well, when we come back, perhaps we can get a song, you know, while you can still play and everything.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He's good.

[Christy Lee]

He's good.

[Tom Griswold]

And perhaps we'll have another update on the dental hygiene habits of Bryce Harper. I think it's important. This actually is kind of fun. Maybe it'll underscore for some young folks that, hey, the personal hygiene habits are a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So long as you're brushing your teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You brush your teeth.

[Christy Lee]

How do people have like upper and lower faux teeth, if you will. Do they like.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You mean dentures?

[Christy Lee]

Brush them and put them in a

[Chick McGee]

glass and maybe both.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Do they have a morning routine and put their. Put the glue on it and stick

[Tom Griswold]

them in there, I assume.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you brush them. I've seen the.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Obviously there's a lot of Pepsident or whatever that was.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the glass with the teeth sitting in it?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Various movies and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

So do they make false teeth that actually look like the chattering teeth? I would want to.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

That's almost as worth getting all your teeth pulled.

[Tom Griswold]

The way to do it would be to make a cleaning device.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That when you put your false teeth on it and put it in the desk, it does the chatter thing.

[Christy Lee]

But think of that, Tom. You can really get on the nooks and crannies if you're holding your teeth. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can get in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're really just some heavy flossing.

[Christy Lee]

That's a brushing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll get more on tooth maxing, if you will. Coming up just around the corner. Also, some new dating terms that you'll find very annoying, I think. And testicle news, as always, something important in the world of testicles. And the. Once again, we'll get to the recall. Recall of boner bears chocolate, if you have any. Be careful. We'll tell you why.

[Christy Lee]

And that's a real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. This is the second recall we had the story of the first recall, I want to say more than a month ago ago. And it's the same issue. The. The hidden Viagra type component. Also coming up, we'll have some genuine sporting news from Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is The Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Hoskin]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

rock.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the part parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Proud to be here today.

[Christy Lee]

Proud to be here today. All right. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

She's proud to be here. And you just.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm filled with pride for being here.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

I know for a fact Pat's proud to be here. He told me so in the green room earlier this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. All right. We had a problem. Ride parade back, talking about it off air. Nice. There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Pleased to be here.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. Pleased to be here. And here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm tired, but I'm here.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be honest with you.

[Christy Lee]

I think I caught your headache, brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Patty G, once again getting some serious surgery coming up on next Tuesday. It'll be the shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

Very few, few people.

[Tom Griswold]

There'll be no guitar playing for six weeks or so. Okay. So we've made arrangements to bring in some guest guitarists to assist Pat. That'll be fun.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, like Kenny Wayne Shepherd Clapton on Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. I was hoping you would sort of practicing with your feet.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I could do that. Yeah. You have to adapt to this world.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody see the, Anybody see the news story? The essence of the story is this woman gets pulled over and the cop says, I saw you holding your phone there. And she goes, no, that was everywhere. Yeah. And then he goes, no, you were holding your phone. She lifts up and she doesn't have a hand. She doesn't. She's a lovely woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's being. She literally does not have a Hand. Okay, her hand has been amputated, so.

[Chick McGee]

Sir, you did not see that the

[Tom Griswold]

guy still gives her a ticket. What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

So she goes to court and the case is dismissed.

[Christy Lee]

They should.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

How ridiculous is that?

[Tom Griswold]

They should find the cop. That is so ridiculous.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What was his ticket for then?

[Christy Lee]

Well, but in the policeman's defense, she cut her hand off just as he was walking up the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the bloody stump trick.

[Christy Lee]

Talk about the stump was holding a phone. That's right. You hold a phone with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was all over the news. But just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I wonder what the ticket was for.

[Christy Lee]

And she was a, an attractive young lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Despite the fact she had only one hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well that, I mean I, that cuts

[Christy Lee]

that process in half.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what her.

[Christy Lee]

She's still capable of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How did that guy not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, wouldn't the cop just go, oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, why wouldn't he just start laughing and go, you have a nice day? Or something like that? Yeah, I mean, oh my goodness, my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

If they pull them over, do they get fined if they don't give them a ticket? I don't know, maybe he had to make his quota for the day.

[Chick McGee]

But I saw you holding a phone. No, you didn't. What you tell me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what we got here. You step out of the car in

[Tom Griswold]

the, in the news clip that I saw, she seemed to kind of take it. She, she wasn't really angry, just kind of annoyed.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

She could have really going out on the list now.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think she knows someone? They buy gloves together and oh, so instead of, hey, I'll take you wasting one entire glove.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think there's a service with. With for shoes.

[Christy Lee]

I bet so. I bet so you get, you get

[Tom Griswold]

your, you get your twin. It's like having a, Like a pen

[Chick McGee]

pal kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a pen pal. You got like your floor shine pal or something.

[Christy Lee]

You could run out on one of the, one of the socials. Middle aged man seeking.

[Tom Griswold]

They could call the place the Sugar Shack.

[Christy Lee]

Same middle aged man missing.

[Tom Griswold]

Missing a foot.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm missing my right hand object trade gloves. Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

So the point was here, Pat, you're not going to be losing your hand. You're just going to be losing the. Using the losing the use of your arm there for. So it heals quite some time.

[Christy Lee]

How many conservatively, how many hours a day or minutes do you spend playing the guitar just sitting around Playing.

[Pat Godwin]

I play quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah, I really enjoy it. I play as a hobby. I play as my job. Yeah, I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah. So what do you have as a backup to fill up that time? Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Reading.

[Pat Godwin]

You masturbation.

[Tom Griswold]

Reading about masturbation. Writing about it, singing about it.

[Pat Godwin]

I will fill the time with more writing and.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Boning up. Listening to the show on my week off.

[Christy Lee]

I like the sound of the boning up.

[Pat Godwin]

I like coming up with new ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you, since you still can play, this would be a good time for you to play. Play something.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, let's do something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it takes a longer time to get it out of the holster, this guitar. Guitar slingers. So now I have the. I have the. The bedroom is. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is.

[Pat Godwin]

Is getting back to where it was before. I have a hospital like bed and I've got the side rail because I have issues with the sleep paralysis. And we just got yesterday in this like, running water thing that goes on your shoulder. Did you have that? Oh, the running.

[Christy Lee]

Josh helped me hook that up.

[Tom Griswold]

You put ice water in it? Is that the deal?

[Pat Godwin]

Mine has a little attachment to it on the side of the bed.

[Chick McGee]

That. That.

[Pat Godwin]

That cools it off. Regular water.

[Christy Lee]

And you can also make coffee in it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Iced coffee.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, your shoulder coffee is still the tastiest.

[Christy Lee]

I was shocked how good that I missed that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I got an armpit hair in mine. No. Thank you, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

So this isn't exactly a romantic setting. And I. I am. I am seeing. I am seeing someone. And hopefully she can put up with this.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's going to come over to your place?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course. Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You can't drive.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you. I thought you didn't ever have home games.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know what I know what a song.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know what I do for

[Tom Griswold]

the sake of the song. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I cannot.

[Tom Griswold]

The capital of the away game.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes,

[Pat Godwin]

that's side rail. Is that because I have sleep rail? Fell out of bed a couple years ago. I busted my right eye. Why won't you stay here? On my head. I have sleep apnea and the CPAP forces air into my lungs so I don't snore, allowing me to sleep better. Lots of people have them. As you had in your mind. I'm guessing it wasn't there. Nursing home kind of stay, lady, stay. That pad you see is for my back. I had a spinal fusion four years ago. They put seven rods and screws in there. So I Have to sleep with a bulky heating pad. But why shy away is that I smell a bio freeze and my cold eyes pack the ice. Reduces the inflammation. I also take medication for nerve pain called Lyrica, which can make me impotent from time to time. Love and begin. I may only last a minute or I chill out. Then these sharp bolts of pain go shooting through my legs and feet and the small of my back spasms and I get a charlie horse and I have to stop making love immediately. Run, lady, run. Why does this happen every time? Yes, sir, that's mid career, Dylan.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now we'll get back to our mailbag. Yes, if you don't mind.

[Christy Lee]

He's holding a scrotum. Calls it his mail.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The most junior high thing I've seen all day.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about, is it Trini Lopez?

[Chick McGee]

I've always said Trini.

[Christy Lee]

I have always said Trini as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Lopez. Okay, that. That probably is right. I assume it's. Is it from Trinidad?

[Christy Lee]

And we're speculating. It is from Trinidad.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I.

[Christy Lee]

And don't. Don't sleep on Tobago. Okay?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, Tobago and Trinidad.

[Christy Lee]

Trinidad. Trinidad and Tobago. Tobago.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought you meant the song. Trinidad and the big Mississippi. Lake Tita and the town of Isles.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the weekend, writes Joe, I watched the great movie the Dirty Dozen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Trini Lopez is one of the actors in it.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't remember if he made it to the end of the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't ruin it now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, who else is in that movie?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Tom, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Some.

[Christy Lee]

Some say the greatest professional football player who ever lived.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim Brown.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, of course. Number 32 of the Cleveland Browns art

[Christy Lee]

model told him to get back for practice. The Browns. And Jim Brown replied, I retire. That's what happened. I'm not coming back. I'm making movies now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. But our. Our letter writer points out that he didn't know what. What happened to Trinity in the movie. And he said that I come to find he apparently breaks his neck in a parachute jump.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You just told everybody he lands.

[Tom Griswold]

He lands in an apple tree in our letter writer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, an apple tree.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask the question, why wasn't it a lemon tree?

[Christy Lee]

Lemon tree, very pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

And a lemon flower is what you

[Chick McGee]

thought we weren't laughing hard enough, so you turned it up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I cranked it. And I've told you this story.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's too loud, you're too old.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way. Yes, yes, exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

One of the dozen Al Mancini, his sister lived right down the street from me in London, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

The joke wasn't funny enough for the spoiler alert. For the spoiler rather. There was no alert.

[Christy Lee]

There's no joke.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Joe.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's a joke there.

[Christy Lee]

If you're gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Why was there a lemon tree?

[Christy Lee]

If you're gonna spoil alert. Yeah, you know what I mean? Make the joke worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it wasn't worth the spoiler.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hey, let's just think about this. Would you have a. Would you have a lemon tree in Nazi Germany in a prison camp?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now I get it.

[Pat Godwin]

Much funnier.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you don't have a lemon tree, how are you going to polish the woodwork?

[Tom Griswold]

These are all fair questions. Okay, when we come back, we'll have more of your letters.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Oh, will we?

[Chick McGee]

That one didn't end it.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe, I enjoyed your letter very.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's so near sighted. I've got 20. 20.

[Tom Griswold]

I, for one, liked it. We will return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studio and this will still be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the

[Jess Hooker]

U. S. Soccer Podcast.

[Christy Lee]

My name is David Goss and I'm

[Tom Griswold]

joined by my co host Megan Kleinenberg.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And now we're giving people an inside look at the World Cup. Time's ticking.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can feel the intensity.

[Christy Lee]

All the guys are wanting to really

[Tom Griswold]

stake their claim and they want to be on that World cup roster. There's no doubt about it. Hosting the World cup on home soil comes with its pressures.

[Christy Lee]

But we're just really excited, just as the people are.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Jess Hooker]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin, the guitar desk. Hey, Chick. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

I am Chick McGee at the sports. At the sports desk. Hello, Tom. Father sent to me. I fear you'll find that love is like lovely lemon tree. I like this dance, Tom. Yeah, go, Tom. Go. Go, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're playing Trini Lopez because we got a nice letter in the mail about. And I did a little homework during the break here. The correct pronunciation is treeney. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Tree knee.

[Tom Griswold]

Like T, R, E, E. Like weenie. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So is it phonetically T, R, e, e, K, N, I. Yeah, phonetically it

[Tom Griswold]

is T, R, E, e. Oh, okay. Trini Lopez.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in Dallas, Texas, and a good friend of Frank Sinatra. Remember his other big hit? Nope.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good. If I Had a Hammer.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. He didn't write anything, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think if I Had A Hammer, it's probably a old folk song, I'm guessing.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Never really got the point that you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I'm sure that message was lost.

[Christy Lee]

Except the allegory. I Had a Hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

A hammer in the morning. Well, that's going to piss off the neighbors.

[Chick McGee]

The work that needs to be put on.

[Tom Griswold]

Put the hammer away for again. I got a drink at a paper to read over here.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

His first name is actually Trinidad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was just guessing.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Trinidad Lopez iii, known as Trini Lopez.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about him because he's one of the stars of the Dirty Dozen.

[Christy Lee]

And if he were German, it'd be Trinidad Lopez the Turd Trinidad.

[Chick McGee]

And the third is a little redundant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm sorry. Thank you for the letter.

[Christy Lee]

If I Had a Daughter, I was on Trinidad.

[Pat Godwin]

Daughter.

[Christy Lee]

Trinity. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, Tom, big story from a couple weeks ago. You may recall they are currently brewing the final batch of a beer known as Schlitz.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Used to be very well known.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's going away.

[Chick McGee]

Let me taste that.

[Tom Griswold]

And got this important letter from Lumberton, Texas. Frank, thanks for writing us. Hope you're having a good day in Lumberton.

[Christy Lee]

Lumbern around.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to your coverage of the demise of Schlitz beer and it reminded me of this true story. Did you know that ladies don't drink beer at the beach?

[Chick McGee]

They don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.

[Chick McGee]

That is a problem, I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Frank. Frank, I may have enjoyed that more than anybody else.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And I read it twice.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, if you get sand up there a month later, does a pearl come out?

[Christy Lee]

No, but a lot of people say so romantic to.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

On the beach.

[Christy Lee]

No sand goes everywhere. You get sand in your pee hole, you got problems. I bet. Well, Sting.

[Chick McGee]

Doctor, I have sand in my pee hole. You know what? You guys know my doctor?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna call him today and just. Just say, hey, I have sand in my pee hole. What? And.

[Christy Lee]

And see what happened.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Tom put you up to this?

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you do that and don't tell him it's you.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Has anybody here had sex on the beach?

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather be a Nice. Yeah, not completely. I mean, I've, you know, messed around a little bit. Yeah, I. I put my hand on third base if you don't. Or home plate. Home plate?

[Chick McGee]

When?

[Pat Godwin]

Them pool chairs, you drag them out on the beach and actually resort in Jamaica.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, that's not fair. You'.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's talking from here to eternity.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you name it.

[Tom Griswold]

With the waves coming over around you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've made out on the beach.

[Christy Lee]

But not Burt Lancaster and the well known lesbian Deborah Carr. Oh, yeah,

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

yeah. But it's a sexy scene.

[Christy Lee]

If you say so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Any more mailbag stuff over there?

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, hello to my favorite morning crew.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Destiny. She lives in Arkansas. I just wanted Chick to know I'm on my lunch break, sitting in my car, catching up on this morning show and staring at a wooden fence.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah,

[Christy Lee]

thanks for the years of laughs. I've loved you all since the mid-90s when my unhinged bus driver would blast the morning show for all the kids unbeknownst to their parents. Yeah, mine didn't mind so much. Destiny said encouraged my unconventional sense of humor. Thank God. That's Destiny. Good luck to our lady Razorbacks. By the way, here in Arkansas, softball team headed to the finals in Oklahoma City.

[Jeff Hoskin]

How about that?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Woo. Pig suey.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. I always wonder how do they get the pronunciation? Arkansas. I mean, when you're a kid, you look at it and you go, it's Arkansas.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's every bit Arkansas.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the problem is it's Arkansas. But Kansas is. Plainly exists, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Right, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

That's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. There you go.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Maybe Kansas made the mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why learning English is so difficult. None of it makes sense. I don't even.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how we even Kansas City console.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm heading to Kansas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I think it's time to move forward here with a brief sports broadcast. You've got some sports information, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

You notice you said brief. No, no, you plant that seed.

[Christy Lee]

Spurs one last night, Christy. Brief enough for you?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

All right, so we're tied up.

[Christy Lee]

Victor Wama looked different in game. Oh, this is my favorite thing. First of all, the spurs win last night, 118 91, forcing a game seven Saturday night in Oklahoma City, 8 o' clock Eastern Daylight Time. I tell you that to tell you this is what came down from ap. And you tell me if this guy wants to report on sports or write the next great American novel. I am not embellishing this. You can read it after I. To prove to you. Here's what it says. Victor Wembanyama looked different at game six. There was the long robe that the San Antonio star wore to his home arena on Thursday night, done to celebrate an Islamic holiday today, but also reminding some of his look last summer at a Shaolin Temple. On the court, he was back to his dominant self as well. Facing an elimination game for the first time in his career.

[Tom Griswold]

He wore a light coat, thought about her, and walked out in the rain, frustrated.

[Christy Lee]

Novelist, whatever. This guy's name.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

His name is A. I.

[Chick McGee]

He's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's very guy.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

According to Christie. That's AI. There you go.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You like that? Sure.

[Christy Lee]

It's flowery.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of words. According to Edwin Newman. When you only need one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's describing a couple aspects of that that people don't. Aren't aware of.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. So that's the sports story that you would pen.

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily.

[Christy Lee]

New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has a broken record. Right. Pinky finger. No timetable for his return.

[Chick McGee]

No timetable for his return. The Knicks timetable for his return.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing a little bit of no time? No time by the Guess who.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this once again, by the way, the original significant members of the Guess who have owned the name again. And they're on tour. Yeah. So, Randy Bachmann, why are you giving me the look?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not giving you the look. I'm trying to get to my next sports story briefly.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's important to know because the Guess who famously has not. Not been the real guys for many years. One of the most famous scam bands out there. But now. Burton coming? No. He went to see the Guess who you were seeing, like, the light. The light guy and the sound guy maybe. And the. You know, it wasn't the real band.

[Christy Lee]

Big news from the French Open. Top ranked number one head honcho at the Hansiana. Yannick. Yannick. Sinner. He sinner. He's out at the French Open. He struggled with Disney dizziness. Disney. He loves the Walt Disney World dizziness. And wasted a chance to serve for the match. 3, 6, 2, 6, 7, 5, 6, 1, 6 1. Number one loses.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't feeling well. A, and B, it's incredibly hot there.

[Christy Lee]

And actually he suffered from dizziness. And here's what it sounded like on the court as he was getting dizzy.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Look at him stumble. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

He just honked. The. The ball boy's nuts.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

George is coming in to pick him up. Okay. And he was out. Do we want to do save the spelling bee for when we come back?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have a little bit more information about the. The lady that was going to get the ticket.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

The traffic citation issued to the woman in Florida for driving and holding a phone in her hand. And she doesn't have a right hand. The citation has been withdrawn. The. The case drew widespread attention after the woman posted the video. This happened months ago. And then they. One of the TV stations got the. The body cam from the cop. And the lady goes, I don't have a hand. And she holds up her arm. Arm. But the charges have been dismissed. So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They caught her. No handed, I guess. But she's. She's fine. And she's got a pretty good attitude about it. It's kind of funny. So she's okay. Everybody's fine. And the cop.

[Christy Lee]

The video is great.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Christy Lee]

She waited kind of for the reveal to let him get through his spiel. And then she holds it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She shows him twice that she doesn't actually have a hand. Coming up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk with a story about. About bull testicles in a. In kind of a mosaic. That's quite interesting. Reminiscent of another story that's actually coming up about the Molly Malone statue. Have you seen that statue, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

I have my picture next to that statue.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and there's a thing about that that's kind of similar to this thing about the. About the bull testicles.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we return to Chick Magee to find out about the best way to keep yourself safe and happy.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick. We'll get another song out of Patty G. And I will point out Pat's doing his last show before the big surgery. Yeah. Your show is Saturday evening in Kalamazoo at Shakespeare's. The surgery is coming up on Tuesday.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's pretty serious. Surgery. Have you chosen a lady's name when you get the sex change. Oh, that's not what you're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have to do that just

[Tom Griswold]

yet because with the name Pat, it's pretty. If you're gonna go either way, if you're gonna be trans, if you're starting with the name Pat, it's so easy to just it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's your shoulder they're doing. Okay. I'm sorry. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Did you know if your windows are bare, indoor temperatures can go up 20 degrees. Turn the temperature down with blinds.com and get up to 50% off custom window treatments like solar roller shades and more during the Memorial Day Mega Sale. Whether you want to DIY it or have a pro handle every everything, we've got you free samples, real design experts and zero pressure. Just help when you need it. This is your last chance to shop up to 50% off site wide during the Memorial Day mega [e-mail] rules and restrictions apply.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, my little pumpkin. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hello, hello, hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Sorry. I see.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Trickster. We've got a sportscast up and running.

[Christy Lee]

Guess where we are. That's right.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah. Anybody get accosted by the goose yesterday when they left?

[Jeff Hoskin]

No.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It was sitting in the flower box right at the top of the stairs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they love that thing. It. I've seen them sitting there.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

They have removed the flower box, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay, they must have. And I literally was. I just walked out the door and I'm probably looking at my phone and it flew right across my face.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now if they had. They had a time machine, we could go back and not feed them popcorn.

[Pat Godwin]

Possibly.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that would help when there's a

[Tom Griswold]

goose infestation here at the radio station.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Scared me to death. I just wondered if anybody else had that experience yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Be on the lookout. Just be on lookout in the parking lot as you walk. Goose poop everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Do I remember you had the kids one time at a canal and you were walking with the kid and a goose attacked you guys or something. Didn't he come running at you? Or is that another person?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the one canal is. The walkway's been ruined by all the geese.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just goose poop everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

And it's. It's not normal bird poo. It's like.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like cat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It looks like green.

[Chick McGee]

Green cat poop too much.

[Tom Griswold]

I say build a wall.

[Christy Lee]

Keep them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's the north.

[Christy Lee]

That's where the problems make them go back to Canada. Nobody talks about the Canadian border. Yeah, that's the big. Bryce Harper's unorthodox dental hygiene habits have some dentists calling foul. Harper shared his morning routine of brushing his teeth on social media. He showed his followers that he squeezes toothpaste straight from the tube right into his mouth, as most handsome, intelligent men do in this country.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken, I've been talking about this for years.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. TikTok users were disgusted by Harper's technique. But Dennis chimed in advising Dennis say it's not a good thing to do either.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of. They've got a couple dentists Ohio. No basis for the this at all.

[Christy Lee]

Ohio dentist Andrew Zucker. Dr. Zucker said, I don't think there's anything to be gained. The only thing to be lost is just waste your waste and toothpaste. I again, I disagree strongly.

[Tom Griswold]

You can control the amount that you squeeze out.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, but you can't see it. Are you standing in front?

[Tom Griswold]

I think Chick and I both have extraordinarily skilled tongue. Okay, you help me here. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Christy Lee]

Adaptability. With my tongue I can pick up.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You can tell exactly how long it is.

[Christy Lee]

I can pick up a. And give you change with my tongue.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? That just saves a step. It's easier.

[Christy Lee]

Climb aboard.

[Tom Griswold]

As long as you're not sharing the toothpaste with someone else. And I'm not well.

[Christy Lee]

And I think. Yeah, I'm. I would think that would be you're in a relationship, it's okay to share toothpaste in that manner, don't you think?

[Tom Griswold]

The. The, the other dentist in this interview

[Christy Lee]

says Dr. Maria Ryan, Chief clinical officer at Colgate Palmolive has a dog in the fight said you have a lot of germs in your mouth. When you're putting your mouth on the toothpaste tube, you get those germs on there. That's her contention. Sometimes people share toothpaste. I worry about the germs being shared as well. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're using this against Bryce Harper on the road.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what's happening when. Yeah. He visiting the home team and he's a visitor. They put up the video of him brushing his teeth and two lusty booze as he's okay. Let's see the shrey. Shrey is the first name. Parika P a R I k H Shrey. Parika has won the Scripps national spelling bee. 14 year old turned a tense high quality final into a blowout last night. Racing through the 92nd spell off and getting 32 words right to beat Ishan Gupta and become the best young speller in the English language.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pissed. I had my money on Gupta.

[Christy Lee]

I had Gupta in the points.

[Chick McGee]

32 words in 90 seconds isn't bad.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We have the video of this. It's. There he is completely ridiculous. Taroni T o r o n thyme Enthy mimi iguape ig de nebola dnebiola fay dodo fais do koathai C Y W Y D D a U Boy, what is that?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What is this?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

He's going so fast. How do you even know he's spelling them?

[Christy Lee]

None of that sounded like he was spelling them correctly. He was going so fast.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I know, right? What is a manand Doc?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the other thing. They don't make him define none of those. It's a complete waste of everyone.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. Well, I mean a manandak is only for men and then the woman. Woman doc is for girls.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, this is really obscure. They were redoing words they'd already done.

[Christy Lee]

Done.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. It's a totally pointless exercise and a complete waste of time. Kid's probably never been outside in his life. Wouldn't know a football from a basketball from a dildo.

[Christy Lee]

Now wait a minute. I could. I mean even the most unathletically inclined can pick a dildo from a football.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as you know, Albert Einstein said something to the effect I do like this quote. Don't waste your memory on information that you can store elsewhere. Use your mind for thinking, not filing.

[Chick McGee]

No, what. What he actually said was, yeah, I don't memorize anything I can look up.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He didn't pad it with unnecessary bs.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Columbia, we can look up everything now with our phones in our hands.

[Christy Lee]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I don't know that one word.

[Chick McGee]

Cy, W, Y, D, D, A, U.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's a form of Welsh verse.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're using Welsh words.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty important to know. Which for those Welsh is insane.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

If you like, just look like Google Welsh road signs.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Why are they using Welsh words? Isn't this America?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a contest about. These kids just memorize. They sit around with books and they read these same. They're given a list of whatever, 10,000 words, and they just have to memorize them all. It's utterly poignant, pointless.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they learn a little bit about roots and stuff like that. You know, there's.

[Christy Lee]

What are the names of the warriors on. On Star Trek? That whole race of people. Next Generation.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Klingons.

[Christy Lee]

Klingon. Oh, Welsh reminds me of Klingon. It's all guttural and. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't spell the names of any of these participants, let alone any of these words. It says here because there seems to be a cultural.

[Chick McGee]

There sure does fear here. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Would you say, nine out of ten?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they've got the number. The 31st of the past 37 champions have been of Indian heritage.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to know what that. What culturally. That is why.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, there must be.

[Chick McGee]

There must be a celebration of some sort of.

[Christy Lee]

Well, but is it. And I think it is. Is it okay to look up why that happens?

[Chick McGee]

I think so, for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so I was.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I'm not trying to keep them out or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to know why. There's another thing that's a cultural thing, that it's not racist. It's just a fact that a lot of nail salons are run by Vietnamese.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a reason for that. There's a whole history involving.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I won't go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, it's fascinating, like.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, this.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't forget that you can. You can be racial and not racist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't hate the spelling bee because. Because of its Indian heritage. I just think it's. I hate exist. It's a stupid waste of time.

[Chick McGee]

I think you hating it is a waste of time. And Energy. Oh, no, no. I don't think you should just dismiss it if you don't care for it, just let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I can't. One of those words is they shove it down our throat every year without.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that they.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to say.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like a little more editorial, a little editorializing going. This is a waste of time, as

[Chick McGee]

a matter of fact. Well, because there are reasons why it's not a waste of time, but you don't want to hear them. Of course, the. No. Why. Why would I waste. Why would I waste my time trying

[Tom Griswold]

to tell you you have no defense?

[Chick McGee]

That's not true at all. But I choose to hold my defense for those who might actually listen.

[Christy Lee]

Learning is good learning. I don't care how you do it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is.

[Chick McGee]

But I wouldn't have known about this if you hadn't brought it up. So you can't say you shoved it. It's being shoved down our throats. It simply is not.

[Tom Griswold]

I was forced to watch it last night in the news.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that you were forced to do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, every evening I'm tied to a chair at 6:30 looking at David Mears, dreamy eyes and he's not even there. This week they've got some other guy.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, did you. Did you know any of those words?

[Pat Godwin]

No. But one of those words did have an Indian origin. I don't know if you noticed, but Manandak, that's where you put your Indian bread. That's where you stick your manan duck. So that was pretty easy. First, shrey.

[Chick McGee]

That's another word for toaster.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, you want some manandak this morning? Because they call toast toast.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I could go for some naan right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, isn't that good?

[Christy Lee]

How good is not? What is in there that makes it so good?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's love.

[Christy Lee]

Non. You like non?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I can't spell it.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Crossword, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

N, A. Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Dumb word.

[Christy Lee]

N, A, A, N. It's two ways.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's how good it is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, goodbye.

[Christy Lee]

You know, and you put that in the microwave for like 15 seconds and throw some butter on there and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to heaven.

[Christy Lee]

Not bad. Hey, look what time it is, Tom. Stupid world record. Hairdressers in Poland.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh. All right, let's each run a joke.

[Christy Lee]

All right, everybody. Pat, get in on this.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in on it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

How many Polish I'M not a joker.

[Christy Lee]

Pen to paper.

[Chick McGee]

This is just my first one. Real. How many Polish hairdressers does it take to screw each other?

[Christy Lee]

I like it. That is the punch. I love it. Where the setup is the punchline. Hairdressers in Poland have broken the Guinness World record for the most heads of hair dyed by a team in eight hours.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. You can tell she's chomping at the bit with a question. Here we go. The hair dyeing extravaganza hosted by the cosmetic wholesaler. Of course. Fail. Loki Cokey. That's F A L E. L, O K I. K, O K. I. I'm kind of guessing.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it's a. Is it. Is it fail or is it fally? Loki Koki.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I've never seen those words together.

[Chick McGee]

But thanks for the speed bump. What else is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I think. I think if someone. If someone is using the product from the Loki Cokey folks, I don't want them to think that we're ignorant.

[Christy Lee]

I'm aware of Loki.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

He's the evil, dreamy guy.

[Christy Lee]

Evil overlord of the underworld. It took place at the Look. That's L. Okay. The look and Beauty Vision International Trade Fair. A total of 243 people walked away with a new hair makeover. Claiming.

[Tom Griswold]

And they got to run a free pair of boys bowling shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Claiming the record for the most heads of hair dyed by a team in eight hours. 243.

[Chick McGee]

Jake, please don't throw a stapler at me. I missed the number of heads.

[Christy Lee]

243 people walked away with a new hair makeover.

[Chick McGee]

But how many heads?

[Christy Lee]

I feel like I'm Polish now.

[Tom Griswold]

How about if we did this? I get someone to come in here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And do a setup in the. In the room over there. They dye all of our hair. Elvis Jet black. We call the show Die Hard.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Get that. That really, really. Elvis Black.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

Just look at some of my old pictures and then they'll see me died

[Tom Griswold]

that Elvis's hair was white. White.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Was it really?

[Christy Lee]

Right. White.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he. They went through. I mean, he. He would go through quite a process to get.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, he'd have to do it weekly if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I think like a.

[Tom Griswold]

He grew up.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a picture of him at Graceland.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, a lighter with lighter hair than he. But he always died it. And he was a kind of fanatical about it. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And he came up with a. I don't dye my hair for Me, I, I do it for the kids. I expect a youthful Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

Would they let him dye it in the army?

[Christy Lee]

No, he, I.

[Tom Griswold]

There's video of him getting had really shaved.

[Chick McGee]

Like you couldn't even tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Die Hard. Have you ever dyed your hair black because you're a natural blonde?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I've never dyed my hair.

[Chick McGee]

I'd be fun to see. Emo Christie.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I didn't have her try on a wig when we had the wig. Oh, you weren't here, I don't think.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, I was here.

[Christy Lee]

Tried the wigs on, but they, they

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

were not my kind of wigs. If I were to color my hair, and I know this would upset you tremendously, I would do like a strawberry red blonde thing. I know have the coloring to have black hair sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Ugly.

[Christy Lee]

How do you.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite episodes of television ever was the episode of the great show all in the Family. And Gloria puts a wig on. On. And Stivic likes it a little too much.

[Christy Lee]

Meathead likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. That's an interesting dynamic there. If, I mean, if you were to put a wig on for the weekend

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

and like a role playing thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not say anything.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Not say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Just walk in in your pajamas, walk in the bedroom, and all of a sudden you've got jet black hair, bangs,

[Christy Lee]

and you go to my waist. How about it, Studs? You want any of this before I put it away?

[Tom Griswold]

One night, maybe a beehive.

[Chick McGee]

My friend Christy told me that you were the best lover.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

And I just could.

[Christy Lee]

I had to try you myself and call him mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, mister,

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

you're listening, Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

You open with the line, I want the money on the bureau before I get in bed.

[Christy Lee]

I had a guy stiff me last week. Ain't happening again.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a great time. Do you find it true, Christy, that you're maybe not so now, but years ago, if one of your friends does like a complete hair dye job, whatever you want to call it, it's because they just broke up with somebody. Is that a common response?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Definitely can happen. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And, And I have been saying for years that people who cut hair that are. That are really great and have a lot of business, often it's because they're such good.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

They're essentially psychologists.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, they're good listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's actually a news story that's come out about a place that is now that's kind of their thing. They, It's. I, I want to say it's in Los Angeles. And they, they're really barbershop embracing it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

West Hollywood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll come back and talk about that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it's, I think it's, it's really quite true. Coming up, we have the Molly Malone statue back in the news. And once again, this is the second time in, I don't know, four, six weeks or so, they have recalled a product called Boner Bears Chocolate. It's, guess what? It apparently contains the active ingredient in Viagra. And it is not, which wouldn't be bad, I guess, if it were properly marked and distributed through the normal pharmaceutical channels instead of, I guess, at a truck stop. So if you've got your batch of Boner Bears chalk chocolate, it's been recalled. We'll tell you the details coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Folks knew the colonel approved of his

[Christy Lee]

new Honey Chili Crisp and Jalapeno Ranch sauces the moment he tasted them and said, that's right. No notes, just absolute silence. Turns out some flavors don't need explaining,

[Tom Griswold]

they just need dipping.

[Christy Lee]

It's saucy season at KFC with new Honey Chili Crisp and Jalapeno Ranch.

[Tom Griswold]

Get dipping with a boneless bucket today. Prices and participation vary. Clues.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello indeed. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Trickster.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy do. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you doing? Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody's doing such great work around here lately.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations to all of you for being so wonderful at what you do. And I, I happened to notice in the green room two important things.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Bringing me a lot of joy today. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

My new stirring sticks.

[Christy Lee]

I love them. I, I just took a couple to hold the ex.

[Chick McGee]

They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bob and Tom logo stirring sticks. And these are really stirring paddles.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

They're about, I'd say, I don't know, six inches in length with a sort of a. Just under 6.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I thought that was 12 inches.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you. Everyone's doing great work here. And a little round paddle thing at the end and our logo. Oh, these are wonderful. But also, I noticed, I looked out the window there And I saw Ms. Hooker is here. She appears to be firing up a grill.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's always good.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's going to be the hot dog test.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Morning hot dog day.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna try real hot dogs versus the. What do they call it? Miracle meat.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What's the impossible Burger?

[Chick McGee]

Not dogs.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Miracle meat.

[Chick McGee]

Plant based.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Plant based.

[Tom Griswold]

Plant based. Okay, that's, that's coming up. All right, so I'll be, I'll be very curious and I believe it or not, last night for dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot dog.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes way.

[Christy Lee]

So you made him at home, you wrap it in a paper towel?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not really telling the full truth here. I had a delicious salmon cooked in the air cooker thingy. Air fryer. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That's a delicious way to prepare.

[Tom Griswold]

And then my daughter.

[Christy Lee]

That's the wind cooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the wind cooker. And then one of my daughters didn't eat her hot dog because she didn't want any stuff salmon. So I ate the hot dog. All right. Again, it was delightful.

[Christy Lee]

You better go home.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

When you cook a hot dog for

[Christy Lee]

your daughter, how do you make it 30, 40 miles?

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I did not cook these. Kelly made them yesterday.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You didn't put it in the microwave? In the bun like Jeff Oskin?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't, I didn't even know we were having anything besides salmon. But no, they were. They were. It was a delicious hot dog. I'm glad she didn't eat it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I really enjoyed it.

[Christy Lee]

So when dinner time occurs at the Griswold house, the everybody just eats whatever they want. There's not one set menu for everybody. Everybody, sometimes. So some can have hot dogs, some can have.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically we have the same thing, but if Heart tends to have cereal like I did when I was a kid, if she doesn't like the main course. Last night was an. Didn't count. Ah, an unusual evening. A lot of things going on.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't you a little excited that she's

[Tom Griswold]

following in Dad's and not like, yes, I am.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I bet.

[Christy Lee]

So I, I don't blame you.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to eat. I can't even eat them anymore. I used to eat Rice Krispies. Krispies.

[Christy Lee]

Why can't you eat Rice Krispies?

[Tom Griswold]

I just, I ate too many. It's like a song you've heard too many times.

[Chick McGee]

Taste Aversion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So is that what that's called?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. I like that word. You know what I'm saying? That like certain music you hear and you go, God, this is such a great song. I wish I hadn't burned it out.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

So does she eat Rice Krispies? Is that what she.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she eats. What does she typically eat? I've just lost Train. My train of thought.

[Christy Lee]

Captain Crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Something ghastly that I can't stand.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any of it, we can. We can move on from not ctc.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. I had Cinnamon Toast Crunch French toast at a restaurant. My God, it was just like if they'd gotten the essence of the essence of pleasure and put sugar on it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Aren't they doing Cinnamon Toast Crunch dipped cones at Dairy Queen right now?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding me? And we're sitting here.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I believe I saw that. Right?

[Chick McGee]

See, I'm going plain vanilla with that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Then with a dip coat you. Oh, with that. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With Cinnamon Toes Crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

I will. I will be a Dairy Queen for sure tonight. I will. Absolutely. See if they have that.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's a good call.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I got to spend more time at the drive thru menu. I just get nervous because the people behind me are in a hurry.

[Christy Lee]

I find that surprising because my. My world, my Tom Griswold. The people behind you don't matter. It's a pri. No, it's a privilege for them to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all. I'm sorry. Where were we, Pat? We were mentioning that you're having a very special show. For the last time, it's Pat Godwin Encounter.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The last time.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of music you're burned down on. I could not just sit there.

[Chick McGee]

I had to say comedically. He did have to do stare comedically.

[Pat Godwin]

Like I'm mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Kalamazoo, Michigan, a Saturday night. It'll be Pat Godwin. And then Pat gets shoulder surgery injury. Coming up on Tuesday. You'll be gone for a while. Take off as much time as you need.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a week.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Great guy doing it. You're gonna be fine now.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You're gone now. I do have a special. No, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to ruin it for you. Sometimes they put the repaired shoulder on upside down.

[Pat Godwin]

They do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They disconnect the whole thing and then hook it up upside down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Handy for high fiving, but not for playing the guitar. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So speaking of playing the guitar, you gonna favor us with a tune here?

[Jeff Hoskin]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

It's what I do.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. A tone. He's got a tune. Tom. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about you request something? Watch how quick. I'll Be. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you want. Yeah. You have a text of four songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, you texted me. Okay. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Did you guys like Tommy Tune?

[Christy Lee]

He could dance, let me tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the guy was like. He was like six, eight. And it was.

[Chick McGee]

My grandma was a big fan of.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Did he have a shit show? His own show or wasn't he on Broadway?

[Christy Lee]

On Broadway with Twiggy NBC Tuesday nights at 8. It was just a Tommy Tune.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to see Tommy Tune, Grandma. I don't know who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

He was like a singer.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he's a dancer, right?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Singer, dancer, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, Pat, I was mentioning there's a local issue with construction.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They have essentially shut down the. One of the freeways near here off and on for the last three and a half years.

[Chick McGee]

Doing hard work. It's going to be great when it's done.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Three and a half years.

[Chick McGee]

They told us it would be four.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be. I guess it'll end up being five.

[Christy Lee]

It's a sound of progress.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, great.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Why are you so negative?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're doing it all at the same time right now. They've closed down two of the main north south roads that are right next to each other at the same time. No one talks to each other. Each other. They're putting all. Putting all kinds of stores out of business.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, sure, we won't live to see it, but the people athletes. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it's weeding out the week.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Some of us are pissed off and mad about this and we're protesting it in the form of song. This is a Barry Maguire tribute. Here we go. They're setting up cones lanes There a blocking tomorrow your speed there'll be a clock and you carpool to work and it's your week for driving if they stop traffic now who knows when you're arriving when rush hour's over you'll feel like im vibing when they tell you to slow down and move over and pull over again dead end oh, you gotta believe we're on the eve of construction we're not moving and I'm prairie doggin the seats will be soiled if streets aren't uncloggin My girlfriend's pissed and soon she'll be scowling if I don't pull over soon the air I'm fouling When they tell you to slow down and move over and pull over again dead end oh, you gotta believe we're on. On the eve of construction.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful out there. Watch out for those folks. They are working hard. But it does remind me of a story we had a couple days ago about some idiot in Wisconsin drive his

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

truck into the concrete.

[Tom Griswold]

He drove his truck into wet concrete. There was a road closed sign. This guy gets out of the truck and moves the sign drives into freshly poured concrete on an interstate ramp in

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Milwaukee county over his wheels like it's up to the truck bed.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope. I hope the city made him pay to have that redone.

[Christy Lee]

That was on NBC News a couple nights ago when that happened. Just a dope almost covering his wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

And not even car shield will cover repairs due to your idiocy. They have that in the commercial going. We do not cover morons.

[Christy Lee]

That's a new level of stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? We had a guy that moved a barrier that went into a river because he didn't believe that the bridge was out. Especially at night. You got to be really dumb to. Well, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean the road's closed?

[Tom Griswold]

This road isn't closed. I've been down this a hundred times. Well, sir, they took the bridge out yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, closed roads, they put up big signs, Rusty, like this one.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite sign is the one that. There are a couple of them around here that show you your speed.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're driving down and it has the speed limit that.

[Chick McGee]

It's a nation of rats, my friend.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Flashes your speed.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

I hate it. Tattletales.

[Tom Griswold]

Preventing you from speeding through a neighborhood where there are little kids playing.

[Christy Lee]

They make you a rat, a snitch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, everybody's a snitch, even road signs. Now you're going 46 and a 35.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you need to take it.

[Chick McGee]

Mind your own business.

[Christy Lee]

Sign. I'm gonna come back and get that sign. Son of a bitch.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be funny that pretty soon they'll have AI and it'll be, you've only got one functioning headlight, you loser.

[Chick McGee]

Have you. Have you ever beat the sign where it's. You're going so fast it just goes to slow down or it's like flashes, zeros.

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen that.

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Christy Lee]

That's a challenge.

[Chick McGee]

Where I've done it and I'm not proud of it, but where I've done it was on highways where it says, like, construction in two miles. And then they put those up two miles away from the construction to start so that you are aware of your speed and I'm still going 75.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

There are a rash of people driving without proper lights on their car. It seems like every morning when I come to work today, it was this gentleman had no tape, taillights none. You couldn't see him until you were right up on him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But then when we drive into work, it's kind of loser central. I see more. I see more. One headlight, guys.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Right? It's like crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this new technique where people are. They're putting a sort of a smoky plastic over their license plate?

[Chick McGee]

How's that legal?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's a. I keep seeing it. You can buy those at. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that so they don't get ticketed by the automatic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no. It's a strictly. Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To me, if I'm a cop, I pull them over and say, okay, nice try. Here's your ticket.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I don't think it's legal, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've seen. I've seen three of them in the last week. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I tell you what I'm surprised by is that there are some states in the United States that don't have. You don't have to have front license plates. Yeah, I think that's going to change.

[Chick McGee]

It's real weird when you grow up in one of those states with front and back and then you move to one that doesn't need.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird when. It's weird when you live in a place that doesn't have it. Then you buy a. Buy a car and they've already got the holes in the. You have to pay 50 bucks to have them filled in. I, I know that from a friend. When we come back, we have more news and sports for you and we'll get some more songs out of Pat since this may be the last time

[Christy Lee]

we hear maybe the last Good old Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

So with any luck, you'll be able to still vocalize. Coming up in the news, we have bull testicles, the breasts of Molly Malone, and is social media as bad as smoking? We're gonna find out. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Decorative Concrete.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

My buddy Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick over there with his guitar and his keyboard.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Living the life. I feel like I've been picking on Pat and I need you to back up.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, we're just busting balls.

[Christy Lee]

Just glad to be here in your

[Tom Griswold]

presence while you still are alive.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus, you guys, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, H. Cosby. Hello, boy.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

With friends like you, you don't need enemies, do you, Chick?

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Tom. Don't, don't hold back.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it to him.

[Christy Lee]

Give it to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Pat Godwin on stage Saturday night. You might want to say I was

[Pat Godwin]

there for that last performance at Shakespeare's Pub in Kalamazoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Kalamazoo, Michigan. Shakespeare's Pub. And it's. I say last performance. Last performance. With this old shoulder, the new shoulder being installed on Tuesday.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, he'll be new and improved while he's recovering.

[Chick McGee]

Dry bar special.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right, your dry bar special. Is it finally out this next week?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, next week.

[Christy Lee]

Week.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yer big shame you're not. Shame you're not here to promote it.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding. Can't even talk about it. Good timing on their part, huh? They waited a year and a half.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

This has every ingredient to be successful, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Just, just tell them Haywood's on it. He'll promote it.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I, I, I, I, during the break, I, I came in here and I only heard a little bit of the conversation. You were talking about something, but it reminds me of something I want to tell you. You were talking about memorizing lines or something.

[Pat Godwin]

What was it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And how Brando didn't bother to memorize his lines. He would have people wearing.

[Christy Lee]

It was pretty popular on social media a couple months ago. They. You can see the scene where Brando's during his daughter's wedding. He's in the office taking requests from people and he's holding his cat and stuff like. Well, there's a scene, scene where Robert Duvall standing up talking to him and Duvall's backs to the camera. But if you see the. From a different angle, there are cue cards all over Duvall's torso and Marlon Brando is reading his lines off of the cue cards that are plastered to Robert Duvall. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was famous for that. But it, I've, in a way I was talking, talking to a lawyer acquaintance of mine. Oh, speaking of Brando, that's of course Stanley Kowalski's line. A lawyer acquaintance of mine. And he was telling me that this is, I just think this is so interesting. He has to memorize his closing argument.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And his technique. I just. This is. I know you're. You're a couple of you guys are actors.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Memorizing lines. Be tough. He will write over and over his. His closing argument with his non dominant hand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's incredibly smart.

[Tom Griswold]

I was blown away when he told

[Chick McGee]

me that there's a bunch of science that shows why that's so effective.

[Tom Griswold]

So he'll. It'll take him hours to do it right. And I. I can barely. I mean I would be. It would take me forever.

[Chick McGee]

It's why learning cursive is so important.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's supposed to be very instrumental in memory summarizing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is writing it in. But he's writing. He's right handed. He sits down with his left hand and writes out his final.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

But he writes it in cursive.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That would. That would be to me a double whammy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's almost impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't write cursive with my right hand and I don't ever want to learn. Life's just.

[Chick McGee]

And typing it out is not the same. You have to do it with your pen or.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't know if anybody else has ever done that. But I. Yeah, that's what I do. The next time I have to. I mean, with your non dominant hand.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't bother with the non dominant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That seems to me to be even more laborious. But maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I'm not doing something usually as important as a closing argument. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Might have a life in your hands. This is doing that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I think Marlon Brando, who's one of the best actors of his time, memorizing lines is like the number one thing you should be able to do as a actor. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think he got to a

[Chick McGee]

point where he could. I just don't think he would be bothered with it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, is that. He did it early on in his career then.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sure he. He memorized Streetcar. There's no way he did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, definitely memorized that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

All right. It just seemed weird.

[Christy Lee]

Stanley Kowalski.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we were talking about memorization earlier, which is what the spelling bee

[Christy Lee]

is all about, in your opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they memorize a bunch of words they don't know the meaning. Meanings of.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that they don't learn the definitions. Definitions will often tell you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll trigger these.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it means most of the root word. A lot of those definitions are words they would never have any use in any conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's true. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the words in the last 30 words they spelled I sure I don't know any of them. Why?

[Christy Lee]

You managed to walk. Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

I always remember when we talk about the spelling bee, I always remember that.

[Christy Lee]

This one.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a famous, famous final word. When they used to do just that one final word. Here we go. U and M. E, U,

[Pat Godwin]

N, Y,

[Christy Lee]

N, U, M. That's correct.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Rebecca Seal.

[Chick McGee]

Fog.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. That was a famous.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Never forget her.

[Chick McGee]

I don't blame her. She was excited. She knew she was going to win.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously. Homeschooled.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. We got a letter from one of the judges in that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't care about that jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

They hated her.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine. Go ahead and hate a child.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of a judge gossips about a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

Judge.

[Chick McGee]

I like you. Really?

[Christy Lee]

No, don't say that.

[Chick McGee]

You can't hate the spelling bee. But like the judges.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you hate the game, not the player.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now we can move forward. Now we have Chick Magee at the sports desk and have we finished that sports broadcast?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I think we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

At the sound of the fog.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, all done.

[Christy Lee]

All through.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good bingo.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's move over to the news

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

desk with Christy Lee story we didn't get to yesterday. A man claims he was left with permanent injuries to his penis and groin area after a cup of hot coffee slid into his lap during a long haul flight. Oh, Mr. Nicholas Gibbs is now suing Virgin Atlantic after the scalding hot coffee sleep it off. His tray burnt through his tracksuit bottoms during the flight from Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

Coffee on a plane is a gamble.

[Christy Lee]

Now you really have to really be clumsy to spill something on you on a plane.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of agree.

[Christy Lee]

It's instead of. I mean, turbulence. Of course all bets are off, but

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

the 41 year old claims airline staff laughed at the incident.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice move. Specific spaz.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

He said he spent an hour sitting on a soaking wet chair before he was given some burn cream and a bandage for his penis.

[Christy Lee]

You label him spaz? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Is the word spaz okay now?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

It's better than it was when you were in school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I thought that had been brought

[Chick McGee]

back kind of when we were kids. It was thrown around the way.

[Tom Griswold]

The way queer is okay now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but in a different way.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I'm not sure it was okay.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing's okay coming out of your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and also it looks hateful. Look you special?

[Chick McGee]

We should go the other way. We should start telling him certain words are back.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yes, that's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got beat up at the gas station yesterday. Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

By some spaz queer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you told me it was okay to say that.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy drops his coffee in his lap and now he's pissed.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

He spent an hour, he said, sitting in a soaking wet chair before he was given some burn cream and a bandage for his penis, as well as some medicine to ease the pain.

[Christy Lee]

An hour.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Mr. Gibbs said his member has been permanently scarred, adding he's been unable to have sex with his partner due to the life changing injury.

[Tom Griswold]

So he can't keep his penis in the upright position.

[Chick McGee]

Man, he's been unable to have sex with his partner, but. But he. He's been able to bang a secretary just fine.

[Christy Lee]

Hello? You want to see where I spill my coffee? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it hurt the latte.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my Lord.

[Chick McGee]

It's not even Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was on it.

[Chick McGee]

No, it may have been.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

He was flying from Vegas to London.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, damn it. I thought he was flying to Italy. London, Italy, same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Italy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now don't be fooled by.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that old.

[Chick McGee]

The story McDonald's Coffee, the woman got burned. That really, if you. The facts of that are. That lady did nothing wrong like that. That was absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That was their fault.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So who knows A great documentary about it.

[Christy Lee]

This guy. No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

This might be a. Do you think this would be kind of a way to. In the future for him to, you know, meet ladies?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, like Chick just said. Hey, you want to see?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like. Like the joker.

[Chick McGee]

But what if it is?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, where I got these scars?

[Christy Lee]

Why so serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well. So good luck to you, sir. Wonder how much money he wants. Can you prove in court that it doesn't work anymore?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I think the burden of proof

[Pat Godwin]

of the evidence doesn't stand up in court.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one we'd like him to try on the underwear.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Let's see it.

[Tom Griswold]

If the sorry judge. Wait a minute. Fit.

[Christy Lee]

No, that won't work if they don't toot.

[Tom Griswold]

If it would be. If it would be a brazier thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Fit.

[Tom Griswold]

Rhyme with fit. You see, Christy. I see fits would be better going to have.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to get Christy in trouble, but it sounded like she just dismissed you.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, I did. Well, we're going to talk about boobs later.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Really sound.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We can talk about coming up, we have plant based hot dogs. Yeah. Versus regular hot dogs. Ms. Hooker. Cooking them right now.

[Chick McGee]

I'll make a prediction right now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You're going to be able to tell the difference?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, sure. See if they're any good. I'm kind of looking for. I want to see what they. You know what though?

[Christy Lee]

Some sometimes a hot dog is exact. Nothing else will do.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Hits the spot.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll be interested to see how the are these vegan or whatever. Plant based.

[Christy Lee]

Chrissy, when you eat a hot dog, do you put your hand behind your head?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, I don't. Okay, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You do it. Corn of the cops now. Okay, let's move forward here, Christy, tell me more about your life in your car.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, I know you're interested. I was dismissed.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it simply can't be bothered.

[Christy Lee]

There's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And today is a Hyundai day. That's right. America's best lineup of hybrids waiting for you at your local Hyundai dealer. Like the reliable, efficient Tucson hybrid, which comes with America's best warranty. Or the stylish yet capable Santa Fe hybrid with the power to navigate the toughest terrain. It's like having your cake and eating it too. But you know better. It's the hybrids from Hyundai. The best of both worlds can be found at HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai. It's a great day for a Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Christy. Coming up, we have bull testicles in the news and possibly in our mouths because God knows what those hot dogs are made of. How does he do it? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll still be here when we come back. Hope you can be one with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes, I am.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Lovely blue.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure you likey?

[Tom Griswold]

I do like.

[Christy Lee]

I likey very much. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

I like you and you like me. And we like both the same. Everybody. Oh, hi.

[Christy Lee]

That's me, she and him, Right? Zoe.

[Chick McGee]

They do a version of that from the man with Two Brains.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I think they do. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Hello. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I love she and him. Have you heard them?

[Christy Lee]

They're very. Yeah, she can.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Zoe Deschanel's got a wonderful voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the name of the band.

[Chick McGee]

She and him. Yeah. I forget the gentleman's name.

[Christy Lee]

It's Art Farquharson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Art Farquharson. Artie. Okay, very good. Now, I believe we're through the use of electronics. I think we're gonna be able to get that screen lit up. There we go. There he is, right behind Josh. I can see it in the big screen.

[Christy Lee]

Can't wait to be on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff. Oscar. Now, are you gonna keep the beard for the summer? Because it's. It's really bushy. You're gonna trim her back for the summer?

[Jeff Hoskin]

I got a nest of squirrel living right in this corner here. I don't want to take away their home.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a lot of hair.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Thanks. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's failed to mention news time. We give you a lot of the news. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you you the news that we failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Whoops.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Nope, that was enough. Oh, I have a new sponsor this week. You guys will be excited about my new sponsor this week. Fat Boy Button Up Shirts. The fatter you are, the louder our shirts get. Why be an inconspicuous fat guy when you can wear a brightly colored shirt with candy bar wrappers printed on it? That's Fat Boy Button Up Shirt shirts. An elephant In Pakistan takes 400 pills a day to treat his illness. What? You failed to mention 400 pills a day. Nice start. Said Tiger Woods. There's a new digital pet translator. You put it on your dog collar and it tells you what your dog wants. Well, you failed to mention no husband is ever buying saying this. Wife gets home from work, the dog snitches on you. Yeah, Mark's been having it himself since you left for work this morning. Guess you should have taken me for a walk. Mark, vegans have shorter relationships than meat eaters. What? You failed to mention. Yeah, they don't have the energy to keep fighting.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know if you're going fighting or.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Oh, they just held the world mullet championships in Australia. Well, you failed to mention the winner got an all expense paid trip to Gulf Shores, Alabama and the use of an IROX Z for the week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, nice mullet, dude.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Dude, a family has set the record for the most stairs Descended by a Slinky. Well, you failed to mention. I hold a Slinky record myself. Well, actually, I'm tied for the most stairs climbed up by a Slinky. Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, they only go down.

[Christy Lee]

You see.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't work that way.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Zero.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Wendy's held a lookalike competition to find the woman who looked most like Wendy. Well, you failed to mention McDonald's did the same with Grimace. It was just a bunch of grossly overweight people with circulation problems. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jeff Hoskin]

I don't know about this one.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be honest.

[Jeff Hoskin]

I should.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's do it. It's Friday.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Let's let loose. Russia's space program is now accepting sponsors, including coffee and car companies for its newest rocket. Well, you failed to mention as these brave cosmonauts blasted off to the moon in the Folgers coffee can. Let's see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Shut up.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Yeah, I shut up. And finally, finally, David Rush set a new record for most toothpicks broken in half in under a minute. Well, you failed to mention. While our own Pat Godwin still holds the record for the breaking the most hearts. Pat, good luck on your surgery, buddy. I haven't heard about it all week.

[Christy Lee]

I know, I know.

[Jeffrey]

Sure.

[Jeff Hoskin]

It'll be just fine. I'm Jeff Hoskin. That was the news of.

[Tom Griswold]

We fail to mention. Jeffrey.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

Oscar.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

About the Russian space program. They put the word on. They're.

[Christy Lee]

They're going.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I think we should do here. Why not, huh?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Did you see that rocket blow up yesterday at Cape Canaveral?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was glorious.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It was glorious.

[Chick McGee]

Was it one of those planned explosions?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, it was.

[Christy Lee]

They were.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, it was Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, and it was a new Glenn

[Chick McGee]

rocket because sometimes they blow them all up on purpose. I don't know why it was.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It exploded during an engine firing test.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Everybody was okay, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my goodness. Yeah, I figured you wouldn't be chuckling about it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I would not be

[Christy Lee]

scary.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, it was. It was quite the fireball. You see the video?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What else is happening now? We're gonna watch it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's at night time.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot bigger than I thought.

[Chick McGee]

That's a massive explosion.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of fuel there. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Pricey explosion.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Josh, that wasn't the high test.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, did you ever bomb like that?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Huh?

[Jeff Hoskin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Only in Toledo one week.

[Chick McGee]

But I've since redeemed.

[Tom Griswold]

It was winter. We heated the entire neighborhood. Do you still use the term high test?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know that I ever did. Whoever did it was always premium.

[Tom Griswold]

And I the only one.

[Christy Lee]

I am an un on the last days of using high test.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

Or Ethel. Remember Ethel?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Was high test just. Was that the commercial? They called it the high test. And that's why I'm stuck with that in my head.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Was it one company like Texaco or something?

[Christy Lee]

So

[Tom Griswold]

is that what it was? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The Food and Drug Administration has once again recalled a product called Boner Bears Chocolate. Candy has been found to contain an erectile dysfunction drug. The agency said its lab analysis confirmed that Boner Bears chocolate bars and Boner Bears chocolate syrup contain Sledenafil, which of course is the active ingredient in the FDA approved prescription drug Viagra, which one

[Chick McGee]

might expect from a product with Boner in the name.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what's.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, they warned that the undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates in some prescription drugs. Drugs. And they lower blood pressure to dangerous levels. That's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

So the. Here's what. Grow up, fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

If.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to have Viagra, get it from the doctor. Don't get it from a truck stop with Boner Bears chocolate. And do you need chocolate in your.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what they're doing.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Chocolate syrup. It doesn't hurt, does it? Yeah, why not have a Sunday than a.

[Christy Lee]

Get your Sildenil on your vanilla ice cream. Put some Hershey's chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder. I. You know, I hope I don't know if this is true because it is chocolate syrup. I wonder if it's the kind where you dip the cone in and it hardens. That would be. That'd be appropriate.

[Christy Lee]

You know, they make that for home use. You can do it at home.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that magic shell.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They have peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work at home? Do you have to put it in the

[Chick McGee]

ice cream in it? It'll harden.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, it's like a syrup.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you dip it in.

[Chick McGee]

You don't even dip it in. You can just.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we've changed. We've changed the subjects. We're not talking about taking your male member and dipping it in this boner.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you can bear stuff. Oh, you know, there's a guy out there who's done that. Sure dunked it in there. Oh, yeah, the magic shell. Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Chick, I know exactly where you're going with this. Stop.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

You guys want me to try?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

But I wonder if it has to be cold.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think the air just hits it and it goes.

[Chick McGee]

So you could put that magic shell on a piece of room temperature bread and it'll harden. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Might make for a tasty snack later for some lucky lady.

[Chick McGee]

Want the old penis pop, lady?

[Christy Lee]

Look what I got. Penis pop.

[Tom Griswold]

So this.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

This Boner Bears sex chocolate is what it's called, right?

[Christy Lee]

You know, Boner Bear. What's the difference between Boner Bears and penis pops? Nothing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are they doing? Boner Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but again, again, I think the problem is they don't tell you how much of this. Whatever the active ingredient, they don't tell

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

you it's in there at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because it's a. It's a prescription drug, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So you know what? I'm not too concerned with the people purchasing Boner Bears. And. And I guarantee you, they concerned about their health.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as I said earlier, is the guy that buys Boner Bears, is he gonna even know? Is he gonna hear about this FDA thing? Maybe. We may, now that we've read it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let you get the FDA newsletter, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Boner Bear. So they recalled the Boner Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, again.

[Chick McGee]

They also recalled the problematic elementary kids book, the Boner Berenstein Bears. It was very disappointing.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd the stain come from?

[Christy Lee]

I defend your right to say that.

[Tom Griswold]

I could see halfway through your presentation of that joke, you were either fishing for an optional punchline. I knew the punchline knew it was pretty shaky.

[Chick McGee]

What? I. Yeah. What I didn't know was what words would be the most like. I didn't want to say kids, so I went elementary school, which is somehow worse.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes it worse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely. I messed it up. I'll try it again in 20 minutes.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

A floor mosaic of an.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm just. Do you think if a lady walked into your house and saw a jar of this sitting by your bedside of the Boner Bears chocolate syrup, she'd laugh?

[Chick McGee]

Little presumptuous, isn't it, sir?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, if she's in your bedroom, I think there's already the.

[Pat Godwin]

Already halfway.

[Chick McGee]

You might just want to see the floor spill.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to speak for Josh, but I. I don't want anything to do. Woman, who wouldn't laugh at that?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what their logo is, right?

[Chick McGee]

Does it look like the Grateful Dead bears but with huge erections?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm sorry, Christy. What have you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we got news. I mean, we got. Excuse me. We got.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

We have time to do one more history.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. What do you got?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

A floor mosaic of an anatomically correct bull in one of Milan's grand arcades is being restored after its testicles were worn down by Taurus, honoring unusual tradition.

[Christy Lee]

Are they rubbing it right?

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

According to the guardian, Chick, the legend states grinding your heel on the bull's testicles at the Galleria Vittorio Emmanuel II guarantees you'll return to the city. Because of constant pirouettes on the heel made by tourists visiting Milan, the pink portions of the floor that make up its testicles have been worn down, forming a small cross raider. So.

[Christy Lee]

Whoops.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah. So this is actually on the floor. It's not like a statue. Oh, look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's ridiculously.

[Chick McGee]

The bull loves it. I deserve this.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Chick, you'll like the artist. Mosaic artist that did that, led the Italian football team in sacks.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's explore this. Tom, he prefaced it with Jake, you'll like this. We'd like an honest answer.

[Christy Lee]

And then he called it Italian football, which is soccer. They don't have sacks. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why it's so boring. If you could go tackle the guy kicking the ball, that a lot more

[Christy Lee]

interesting to watch American football in Italy. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

So what's the verdict? Did you like it or not?

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of did. I really did.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, I like his enthusiasm.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, doing too much homework for the show. Do you know what the fetish of getting one's testicles abused is called?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Scrota palooza.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be better than this. This sounds like some kind of Japanese dish. Tamakeri.

[Chick McGee]

Tama Carey.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. We talked about this a lot. But when HBO was showing Real Sex, there was a woman wearing stiletto heels. And the guy would travel I don't know how far, but he would lay in the floor and she would stomp on his testicles with those stiletto heels. He loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I remember people calling into Loveline and just saying, I love when my testicles are abused.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Dr. Drew was always, always like, all right, look, it's very bad for you. If you don't want kids, fine.

[Christy Lee]

Please don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh, this is bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I'm cramp. I'm cramping up just hearing about it.

[Christy Lee]

Anytime you got blood in your urine,

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I don't think it's Not a good thing, right? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, when we come back, we'll have a little bit of history for you. And another story this time not about a bulls of the mosaic of a bull's testicles being abused, but by Molly Malone's statue. Yes, the famous one over in Ireland is being abused. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob [e-mail]

[Christy Lee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's the old curveball. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. There's Tom. And our special guest right now, the hot dog lady. She's here with a plant based hot dog and a real hot dog and

[Jess Hooker]

a real beef hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're not marked.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

They're not marked.

[Jess Hooker]

You're. This is, this is hot dog roulette today.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker. Here she is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so what's going on here?

[Jess Hooker]

So you, there's, there's two dogs and they look very similar. And at one point around the room I lost track of which one was left and which one was right. So.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

But I did it.

[Jess Hooker]

They're, they're Tom style dogs. They've been, they've been steamed.

[Christy Lee]

They smell good.

[Jess Hooker]

The, the, the bun is soft and they're plain and you're right important part

[Chick McGee]

by look, I cannot tell.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I have a theory.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. I saw Tom smelling before.

[Chick McGee]

He too one smells a little off to me.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

A little off.

[Christy Lee]

You're saying I know immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

I know, right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Let me try. I haven't, I haven't tried it. Is it bad? Okay, it does, it looks, it really does though.

[Tom Griswold]

They looked identical. I, so I've tried one.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a guess as which the plant is.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I know what. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I had the plant first.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh. I mean, it's worse than I, Yeah, I thought it would be good.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it keeps getting worse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the more you chew, the worse is exactly right. It gets worse with every chew.

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think this is the plant one, the thicker one.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Yeah, you might be right. Go ahead, give it a try.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

You can tell by looking at it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the, it's redder and smoother. The plant one looks a little quick.

[Jess Hooker]

Get the beef dog to get this taste out. Of your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It gets almost pet foodie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

It's shockingly smells. It tastes like pet food smells.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

I spit mine back in my bowl,

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

but this beef one's really good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Go ahead and do history, and I'll

[Chick McGee]

just thank God when you. When you first took a bite of the. You didn't even want to chew it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

And I'm sorry. I know we were on the air. I just. I completely lost my manners.

[Christy Lee]

And real quick, real quick, we have to jump in here, because this deals with hot dogs. It's another episode of Alien on Earth. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I have discovered that I love a stadium hot dog. The hot dogs are wrapped in foil, are so delicious.

[Christy Lee]

This has been the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Chick McGee]

Now, look, the plant. The plant one isn't for most of us.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I am very happy, though, that they're out there for people to get.

[Christy Lee]

I was just gonna say maybe those who.

[Jess Hooker]

If you hadn't had. Yeah. If you hadn't had a hot dog in a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Right. It might be an absolute treat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And the base of that is soybean and pea protein. Some potato starch. No, not urine. And then these are Josh's favorite brand, I think the Applegate Organic. They are uncured beef, because if you

[Chick McGee]

look at those, they have got, like, four ingredients.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is good.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

They're very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The real ones are badass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The fake ones, it was pretty obvious.

[Chick McGee]

Did you like it? The fake one? Okay, yeah, I put it back.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are off.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was. I mean, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what have you about you? Did you like the fake one?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Because you've been quiet about it. You're just being polite.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

This one because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, we have to do our history lesson. I'm sorry, class, pay attention. Oh, this is good. We got some. Oh, this is. Oh, this is interesting, because a couple of these birthdays, the people are also in the news for a historical event.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. And, Jess, thank you for historic event.

[Tom Griswold]

I should say happy birthday, Patrick Henry, famous for Give me liberty or Give me death. And, oh, Patty Hanks. And then also he gave a famous speech, also on this date, interestingly enough, this just by. I just noticed this by chance. Patrick Henry gave one of his very famous speeches, and it was about the stamp and act. And remember the line, if this be treason, make the most of. Was A lengthy speech. Do you suppose he did that in, in 1765 on this date? Do you think the whole time he's given the speech he's wondering? Okay, somebody back there backstage probably has a cake.

[Jeff Hoskin]

I think.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? Give me liberty or give me a piece of the chocolate?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's my birthday, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you didn't say it was his birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Chick McGee]

No, you didn't. You said he gave a speech.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I'm like, why would he get cake? He's talking about stamps.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is what the hot dog did to me.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

See, Tom, here's the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

We.

[Christy Lee]

We want to laugh. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

We do root for you.

[Announcer]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I said there's two people who had events that took place on their birthday.

[Jess Hooker]

We thought it was the speed, but.

[Chick McGee]

But it, but then it was. There was so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. Well, there's another one coming up. Oh, there's two more. Wait a minute. There's two more of them coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? Happy birthday. But Bob Hope.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He's great.

[Christy Lee]

Real name Leslie Town Towns.

[Tom Griswold]

Leslie Towns Hope. Yeah, I guess you wouldn't. I can. You wouldn't want to have the stage name less Hope Sad. Now this is the. This one's.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember Bob Zany's Bob Hope story?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Bob Zany was with Bob Hope somewhere and they were doing, I want to say like the. A bunch of muckity muck generals were there and an ex president and they were honoring Bob for something. And Bob Hope just kept saying six o'. Clock. I got to be out of here at six o' clock over and over again. And by gosh, six o' clock he left. Six o'. Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bob tells it much better. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. This one gets complicated. Tenzing north gay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh yeah. Mount Everest.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1914 and today was the

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

day they summited, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

And they didn't know his exact birthday, so they declared that his birthday would be the same. They KNEW it was 1914. They didn't know the date.

[Christy Lee]

Ah. He and Hillary kissed on the Hillary Step.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

We made it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Sir Edmund Hillary.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Putting the gay and nor gay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

I. Hillary did nothing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm neither Tensington nor gay.

[Christy Lee]

Hillary did nothing but pose for pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

He wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I, I don't know this for was. He was beekeeper. Wasn't that his gig?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, and he. But he was quite the gentleman. I Guess climbing was beneath him.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

And yeah, we got it. Tenzig was the gasoline in that engine, believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

And Sherpa. Isn't that kind of of their. Isn't that the last name of all of these guys? That's right. Somewhere in there. Happy birthday. JFK. John F. Kennedy, 1917. You know what the F stood for? Christy, MD. Happy birthday, Mr. President.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna Fitzgerald the hell out of.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to think. Wait a minute. How many presidents do we know just by their initials?

[Christy Lee]

Jfk, lbj, fdr, fdr.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the big one ones. LBJ is the funniest.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like you're in Mexico getting up.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it does sound something like Tijuana.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, good old ht.

[Tom Griswold]

Lbj.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, W was just one.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Who W?

[Chick McGee]

You can say W. Everybody knows Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go. A happy birthday. 1939. The great Al Unser was born in the state. Four time winner, not Al Jolson.

[Christy Lee]

Aler.

[Pat Godwin]

I always get them mixed up.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

How do you get them mixed up?

[Chick McGee]

I always get them mixed up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, many do.

[Christy Lee]

You're not alone.

[Pat Godwin]

Comedy.

[Christy Lee]

It is fun when he gets mad and. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Well, one of my favorite things has happened this morning and I don't even. He's not going to care about talking about.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not. But.

[Chick McGee]

But it's when. Jess. My gosh. We have to. To have a taste test. Plant based hot dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And steamed hot dogs. It's going to be wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

And almost a whole week has built

[Chick McGee]

up to this moment and then when we have it, it pisses him off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

I was bamboozled. He just wanted a hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's all he wanted to eat a hot dog. And that was it.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on her.

[Jess Hooker]

It's all right.

[Chick McGee]

We talked about it for 20 seconds and man, you got out out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we talked about it for five minutes. We talked about the plant was awful. The plant based hot dogs things.

[Christy Lee]

I feel bad for the people who have to eat plant and they've never had a hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they're used to it. Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

That's like trying to get used to.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it's oddly. It's odd that the plant based hot dog the has the aftertaste of ass. The odd part of this.

[Jess Hooker]

And I gave you guys the better one. There's one out on the grill that's. It looks like a toy. It looks it. It's. It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Funny you mentioned a Toy because it's the birthday of Latoya Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. How many with our 10 Jackson kids.

[Christy Lee]

What a performer.

[Tom Griswold]

So the Jackson 5 is essentially the starting five.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am hearing very good.

[Chick McGee]

Pass.

[Christy Lee]

I'm hearing great things about Michael, I guess. It's a great movie.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I imagine if you're a fan of the music, it's.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

My kids wanted to go and they. I absolutely loved it.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, it's. It's very interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

They leave all. They leave all the controversial stuff.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, it's all. It's definitely based on the wizard of Oz.

[Chick McGee]

It goes from black and white to color.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This goes from black, white. Yeah. It's pretty interesting. His weirdo skin. He claims he had a disease. He had a plastic surgery.

[Christy Lee]

You know the COVID of off the Wall, in my opinion, the best Michael looked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Off the Wall.

[Tom Griswold]

It was on this date. It's funny, on this date in 1987, Michael Jackson attempted to buy the Elephant Man's remains. That's true.

[Chick McGee]

What a weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he wanted to buy a nose back.

[Christy Lee]

You have to get up and say, what can I do? That's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Today I really want John Merrick's skeleton.

[Christy Lee]

A secretary.

[Chick McGee]

Weird. Why do we put up with you, Michael?

[Tom Griswold]

Melissa Eage, born in the state in 1961. You know that. That song, Come to My Window, the theme song of the Dairy Queen Drive thru.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice. Isn't it about time Melissa settled down with a young fella, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Funny. She never.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1975 Melanie Brown. Christy. Who is that?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

1975 Melanie.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me what you want. What you really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

There you go, Spice Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Nicely done.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't have known she was a scary spice. Now she's Old Spice.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember Mel B's dwarf sister Mel B. Toast.

[Pat Godwin]

He's clapping a smaller.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Dry. Also very, very, very dry girl.

[Christy Lee]

Does it say if Mel B. Was married to Eddie?

[Jess Hooker]

They weren't married. They have a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Babies to give Eddie Murphy. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that. MLB friend of the show, Daniel Tosh, born in the state in 1975.

[Christy Lee]

Bastard chick looks like George Clooney. If he. George Clooney been stung by every bee that ever existed.

[Jess Hooker]

One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad. I'm glad you don't dwell on it. I forgot that you.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Not anymore though, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Can't say that now.

[Pat Godwin]

You're all Clooney, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, baby. All Cluny 100.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1886, a fellow named John Pemberton did the first advertisement for a product called Coca Cola.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir, You're. That's not pronouncing it correct.

[Chick McGee]

Pemberton's cocaine drink.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you'll crave it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Bring that back.

[Christy Lee]

It's Coca Cola.

[Tom Griswold]

Coca Cola. Well, the first ad.

[Chick McGee]

Coca Cola.

[Tom Griswold]

My doctor recommends a Coke with my cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

And have you tried milk with morphine?

[Tom Griswold]

1942, Bing Crochet Crosby.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

In late May, hit a kid records

[Christy Lee]

White Christmas right after he started stop beating his kids.

[Chick McGee]

Better get back in there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, Bing Crosby way more popular than Google. Crosby.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And did a lot more than the ill fated Ask Jeeves Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forgot about Ask Jeeves Crosby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Remember web crawler?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Excite Crosby. Cosmic.

[Tom Griswold]

This finally reties it on this date, Christy Lee. In 1994, Al Unser Jr. His dad's birthday, he won the Indianapolis 500.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice gift for dad.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, dad.

[Tom Griswold]

And Al Jr. Awesome. Just great. And finally. Wait a minute. Oh, this is our last thing in this day history. By the way, remember they used to call him Little Al?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, they did.

[Tom Griswold]

To distinguish him from Al Senior. And now Pat. Is it true that the ladies call you Little Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Some do. Who've seen me naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all of them. I'm sorry. Finally, Tiger woods was arrested and charged with driving under the influence. Way back in 2017.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I was gonna say which time?

[Tom Griswold]

Who knew that story would be Evergreen? Yeah, we'll just revisit it.

[Christy Lee]

You know the story behind the latest records? That T station put up the wrong wreck for the latest one. They put up the one before this.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

They thought they had the right video.

[Jess Hooker]

I gotta date those.

[Christy Lee]

San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta put a date on those.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta date.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Coming up, we have new dating terms. We have the Boobs of Molly Malone.

[Christy Lee]

They are something by the boobs of Molly Malone.

[Tom Griswold]

They're, they're, they're, they're stiff and they're brass.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the aurelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X, Bob and Tom. Or you can email us at Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com

[Tom Griswold]

dogs versus so good. Meat hot dogs. And it was unanimous. We all preferred the meat hot dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Pat Godwin. Did you enjoy the hot dogs?

[Pat Godwin]

I Was shocked. Yeah, I was shocked. One of them I loved. I was shocked at how bad the plant one was.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

She's in charge of the grill and the hot dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Pat's trying to come up with a new product. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

Take the joke.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It has booze in it. It's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's a shot, though.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's meat based celery in which. Oh, the opposite.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For people that really hate vegetables. Hey, kids, you have to eat your vegetables. By the way, this one is made of roast beef.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh, Arnold. Hi, Josh. Hi. There's Ace. I'm Chick.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Tom. Jess. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys had the carrot bacon?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so you shave a carrot and then you put like, like liquid smoke and teriyaki and all these flavors, and then you fry it like bacon.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And it's supposed to be.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now you, you just. You realize you have to do it now.

[Jess Hooker]

I have to do it. Well, I'm telling you this because when I was at the store getting hot dogs yesterday, I also got the all beef bacon that we were talking about wanting to try. So we can do that comparison with the carrot bacon and the all beef.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my daughters is kind of a vegetarian, and yesterday at dinner, the other one said, well, I was gonna be a vegetarian. Then I heard that bacon is meat, so I'm out. That was heart. That's what she said.

[Chick McGee]

That is funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right out of her mouth.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, and hard ate the hot dog too. So we know she's not the vegetarian.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I ate her hot dog.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, she was gonna eat the hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

She didn't eat it, though. I did.

[Christy Lee]

Man, bacon is a good product.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you guys have hot dogs for dinner? Like that was your dinner last night?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, get a load of this dinner. It's. It's free range.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly was kind enough, delightful salmon in the air cooker thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she made a hot dog for heart.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And her heart didn't eat it. She. That's when she.

[Jess Hooker]

You had some salmon.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, since she didn't eat it right.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what dads do.

[Christy Lee]

What did she end up eating?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she usually eats rice. No, she eats cereal. She eats Cheerios just like Papa.

[Christy Lee]

That's her go to just like papa used to.

[Tom Griswold]

If I don't like what we're having, I, I generally when I was a kid, I would always have rice Krispies.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. And. But again, I can't even eat them anymore.

[Chick McGee]

It's a common thing for dads with toddlers to gain weight, isn't it?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Not even.

[Chick McGee]

Because the kids will leave some.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's especially.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when you go to a really expensive restaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they order something. Oh, you're not going to eat that

[Chick McGee]

$12 cheeseburger because oftentimes it's not enough to get a doggy bag or two too.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

It's too much to throw away in the trash of your home.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But too. But too little to actually put in a container and save.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Or the mom or dad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, my dad ordering. He would be like, I'll have a glass of tea and that's it.

[Chick McGee]

Just eat the scraps.

[Jess Hooker]

And then everything that my brother and I didn't eat, he would eat because it's like, why would I waste.

[Tom Griswold]

I do that occasionally. Yeah, those chicken fingers are good. I'm not going to order them.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the guy who got kicked out of. He's banned from all Six Flags for Life because he was eating chicken nuggets on a roller coaster at Cedar Point. He was one of those sort of influencers.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really. And he's on. He's on. He's just dipping them, eating them on a. That's a. No. No.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a no food policy. Is that what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Like, no, you could choke. Right, Right. So he's banned. And he actually. I kind of like his response. He went, yeah, yeah, I get why I'm banned.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Now, I had asked if there was a lower logo. We were talking about this. This product that's been banned, the Bear Boner. What is it?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Boner Bears Chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Boner Bears Chocolate. And this is. It's true. It's an. What is it called? An FDA recall.

[Jess Hooker]

Bears get ed.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

They do.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's. It's.

[Christy Lee]

That's what makes them successful.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Denafil. It's. It's a.

[Christy Lee]

The active ingredient.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And Viagra is in this chocolate. But it's not on the back. The of packaging.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But it literally, I'm looking here, I'm looking at the logo right now, and it's got kind of two mounted bears, but it is Grateful Dead style.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called bone. Where you see it. It's Boner Bears.

[Jess Hooker]

Male enhancement.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they have like a spokes bear, like, you know, like a smoky.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, only you can Prevent lipstick.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

Pokey the Bear went right for it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

Not only did it, he go for it, he grabbed it by the neck and brought it back. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know we're gonna get letters.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Smokey the Bear. It's Smokey Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, look, if. If you're concerned about that jump.

[Chick McGee]

In fact, shouldn't we change it to Smokey the Bear? It's better.

[Pat Godwin]

It's much better.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It is better.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a mandala thing? A mandala effect, like it used. We all remember it.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else is a Mandela effect? People who say Mandela

[Christy Lee]

mandal is a Buddhist thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the sand thing in the floor design?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's the design they create, like, for a month and then they blow it all away.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to one of those.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You did one here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Remember we had the. We had the monks in here, remember?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The Buddhist monks.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

The monks wrote a song about it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I went to the Amazon Animal Fair and the birds and the bees were there. But what became of the monks, the monks?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'm lost. It's time to check in with Christy Lee at the news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

In Dublin, officials are asking tourists to stop groping the breasts of the famous Molly Malone statue, the bronze figure of a legendary 17th century fishmonger whose ghost is said to haunt the streets of the Irish capital.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know the song Alive alive. A whole alive, alive oh, ho Selling cockles and mussels Alive, alive.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, it goes like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Alive, alive oh. Selling cockles and mussels and whip powder bra.

[Chick McGee]

The statue's boobs are some of the finest statue boobs you'll ever see.

[Christy Lee]

Magnificent.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

And over the years, so many visitors have rubbed the statue's chest for good luck that the bronze became permanently disappeared colored, prompting city leaders to call the practice misogynist. A misogynistic and launch a restoration effort. The sculpture, created in 1988, has now been given a new protective coating jokingly called a boob job. And Dublin plans to surround it with flower beds or low feeding or low fencing to keep the tourists away and keep them from.

[Chick McGee]

Makes sense.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah. It's like.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the thing with. In the United States? Was it the Lincoln?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It's that bull in Wall street, too. That. That's one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

They rub the charging bull.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they rub?

[Christy Lee]

The ball's on the bull.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they rubbed something on one of the Lincoln. I know. They say it's inappropriate to climb up in the Lincoln Memorial and pretend he's Santa Claus.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's very. And almost. It's very difficult, too, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ideally, you'll get tackled by security a lot.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lot bigger than you think it is.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Whose nose knows it's Lincoln's nose?

[Tom Griswold]

Where is that?

[Chick McGee]

Get back in there.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Thank you, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Another county heard from.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The ritual is believed to have started around 2012, possibly by a tour guide, and became so common that wardens now stand nearby to stop gropers in action.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you've seen the Molly Malone statue, I think that it was a good idea to use a model from Hooters.

[Pat Godwin]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

The heavy natural. Naturals.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They are big and spilling out of her top.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

City officials.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, there you go. City officials. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those are magnificent. For statue boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

But she does have resting face.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, well, she's a fishmonger.

[Christy Lee]

You know what, though?

[Chick McGee]

She really.

[Jess Hooker]

We're saying to the statue, you should smile more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

She reminds me of somebody who works at Hooters. What are you looking at? You know. Yeah. How dare you. You're. No, don't.

[Pat Godwin]

That.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The new measures will finally let Molly rest in peace and in one piece without the.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, some say rust in peace.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Rust.

[Tom Griswold]

She. Cast iron.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't. Don't examine it too closely.

[Christy Lee]

You know. You know, this is all a pity laugh now.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that Patrick Henry. You'll. You'll like this because your name is Joseph Patrick God.

[Pat Godwin]

It is indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you go by Patty G. Yeah, he was Patty H. John. Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Patty H. I thought it was Patty Hank.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it? Oh, sorry. I'm confused. Tell me more about the security.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you know that Patrick Henry was a comedian back in the day? He worked for the funny bones, and he asked the booker. The booker said, you know, we'll. We'll give you whatever funny bone club you want.

[Tom Griswold]

And he already said, oh, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Give me liberty or give me Dayton.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Little.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Ohio. Ohio comedy club material.

[Christy Lee]

How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

We're running out of references here.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, are you getting.

[Tom Griswold]

That was well worth it. I'm. I, I, I. If I know why I was bringing it up, I would have stopped.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Chick Magee. We'll get back to the newspaper desk with Christy Lee. Coming up, we have Mona Lisa in the news. Speaking of famous works of art and more delights here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. By far the funniest thing you've done all morning. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello there. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

His last.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a song idea for you.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I'll play a song.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

She made the big beef hot dogs for us. We all got a big beef injection. All right, There's Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for making the hot dogs. Once again, if you're just joining us, we tried.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Plant based hotel hot dogs versus traditional American beef hot dogs.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

They were not good.

[Tom Griswold]

We did not. We didn't know the beef hot dogs were great. We did not. We did not care for the plant based.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

We're not going to throw the plant based hot dog people under the bus either.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Jess Hooker]

I threw the rest of them into

[Tom Griswold]

the woods, we're gonna have disgruntled raccoons.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

No, our geese are gonna be really mad.

[Christy Lee]

Now, what if you pull in Monday morning? There are six dead rabbits out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I thought perhaps since once again, you're getting major surgery next Tuesday, the shoulder.

[Jess Hooker]

You are. I haven't heard anything about this.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, don't blame me. I'm only.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't see the posters that I had made. Very big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Mom, you've got to do that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

We're gonna do a him on a table, A Pat Pop Up Shop.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just gonna guess what pops up.

[Christy Lee]

He's talking about his joint, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the what? Where was I going with this? Oh, I know. You're going to be doing your last show with that. That shoulder in Kalamazoo, Michigan, Saturday night.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

At the famous Shakespeare's Pub. Now, what I'd like to do now is have you play a song while you still have the motion and the. The ability of your arm to move properly.

[Pat Godwin]

We're talking about Tiger. You want to hear a little song about Tiger?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Tiger Woods.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, Tiger Moskowitz. I know. Tiger Woods.

[Tom Griswold]

The fairest question.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm getting the look. Chrissy's giving me a look. Tom, tell her. Stop.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, we're gonna do a little trickery here. A little fun. This is difficulty5.5 on the scale of 1 to 5.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, you're gonna play both instruments, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Tiger got buses for a DUI and he wasn't drunk, but he was probably high. He wouldn't let them take a urine screen. Cause he knows that his piss ain't clean. Tiger, let me drive your car. Yes. I'm going.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Corner bar. Oh, you gotta go again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tiger grabbed the pick. Tiger, let me drive your car. Stop at the Perkins, call the president, sit in the back, take a Percocet, watch Cat and shack.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No one gets hurt. No DUIs, no flipping cars. Two, three, four times. Tiger, let me drive your car. Yeah, I forgot I got off there. Sleep it off, you superstar.

[Christy Lee]

Car.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Tiger, let me drive your car. Stop at a hooter.

[Christy Lee]

I feel better. People, you can't see, can't see. This performance, that was a mess.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't practice a one man band, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes half a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I. I have a request.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe we'll do a real one.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a story about the world's oldest chicken. You're. You're going to. You're going to Kalamazoo.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

And you May recall that the world's oldest chicken lives in Michigan. And Waterloo, Michigan, to be more precise.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Her chicken is named Peanut and has been recognized by the Guinness World Record people as the world's oldest chicken. And I. I believe you have a tribute to Peanut, is that correct?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I thought it was Gertrude.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Gertrude.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Gertie, you have the wrong story.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, it's funny, you may have the wrong story, but Gertie is actually here. Peanut not in the building.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Gertie came in.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Gertie's here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's Gertie.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember. I remember Gertie. That was the driest bucket of KFC I've ever eaten.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Gertie.

[Pat Godwin]

Flirty Gertie, the dirty old birdie. Remember me?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Back. The chicken that old. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew Peanut. I had Peanut back in the day. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not allergic to peanut, I'll tell

[Chick McGee]

you that right now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, Gertie, let me tell you who I am. I'm the oldest living chicken. Hotter.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't sound like John. I'll kiss you.

[Pat Godwin]

Fifteen years ago, my mother, God rest her soul, gave birth. I do sound a little John Cougar.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm black and barely walk Small town, but I can still bark, bark, bark and work all this living chicken. Hi, Christy.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Hi.

[Pat Godwin]

I've laid a lot of eggs and many roosters, too they crowed for my attention I said, any cock or doodle dot I'm queen of the pen. Josh still bad ass hen. I'm almost cursed, this chicken. It says here, go to the bridge. What does that mean? Oh, go to the musical bridge. I thought they met an actual bridge. All my offspring died. Battered up, grilled and fried. Oh, man, it's really something. They never got me with the dumpless. No. I'm the world's oldest Levin Chicken Rocking on a porch with a guitar Just a picking. I'm deaf and could barely squawk oh, but I can still bark, bark, bark and I'll sit here in my chicken hut Looking for a chicken named Peanut. There's no chicken called Peanut in the story. I'm the world's oldest living chicken. Goodbye, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Goodbye, journey.

[Pat Godwin]

Goodbye, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it wasn't that. It wasn't that he had the name of the chicken wrong. He was just so positive about it. No chicken named Peanut.

[Tom Griswold]

There are two different stories here.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

What? Check the dates.

[Tom Griswold]

The woman in Michigan claims her chicken is the world's oldest. And she says Peanut's been recognized by the Guinness World record, people. Okay, then the other story is also from Guinness World Record Chicken, a golden sea bright chicken named Gertie. So I don't know if they distinguish between breeds of chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Probably do.

[Tom Griswold]

Gertie was awarded the title. She's 15 years and 100 days old.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

How old was Peanut?

[Tom Griswold]

She claims Peanut's 20.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's. That shatters them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm sorry, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I just was happy that there was finally a story about a 15 year old chick that didn't involve Jeffrey Epstein. Oh God.

[Christy Lee]

Do you hear the vacuum of unlapping, of unluging? I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're quite calm.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We're just gonna let you sit in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, no, sometimes you gotta sit.

[Tom Griswold]

I will die in the, the hill of that joke.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, all right, sir.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, but you take the rest of us with you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's like throwing yourself on a hand grenade and then at the last minute rolling over.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's something important. Speaking of Guinness Records, one of the holders of Guinness Record is Ryan Martin, friend of the show. You may know him.

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Jess Hooker]

A real friend of the show.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, we talked to him about Buckets.

[Chick McGee]

He's a nice guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, oh, buckets.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Dr. Buckets or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Dr. Buckeye Buckets, basketball coach in Maine. He recently broke the world record for the most basketball half court shots made in an hour. This is astonishing. He sank.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

Astonishing. He's 272 shots in 60 minutes from half court.

[Christy Lee]

That. Shut up. Was so honest.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I love that so much. We were all thinking, well, for those

[Tom Griswold]

of you that don't, don't take joy out of excellence the way I do.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on, how many did he make? I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

He made 272 shots and he. That went through the hoop in 60 minutes at half court.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you not know this? He said this 40 times, but now

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

he's going for the third. The three.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Your anger is misplaced.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

He made a total of 828 shots. That's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you how radio works in a moment.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty close to one in three. Three that went through. He also holds the records for the most basketball free throws in an hour approaching 2500.

[Christy Lee]

That's astonishing.

[Tom Griswold]

And the most three pointers in an hour at 1086. Now I bring this up because starting at, starting 9:30 Sunday morning, tomorrow morning. I'm sorry, Sunday morning, sorry, 9:30 Sunday morning, Eastern time, he's going to go for the record for NBA three pointers in 24 hours.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Correct.

[Jess Hooker]

Where can we.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

We watch it?

[Tom Griswold]

Hell in hell.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, we'll be hearing about it at 9:32.

[Chick McGee]

We like this guy. Yeah, we thought he. We thought he was nice. We were impressed by his skills.

[Tom Griswold]

Although he turned down my dream job. He was.

[Christy Lee]

He was. He was.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, I'll talk to you, okay?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she wants to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen the. Have you ever gone to a Harlem Globe Globetrotters? Yeah, it's the great. It's the greatest. It is one of the most. One of the most entertaining events you'll ever see. Right? And the Globetrotters always play the team the Washington Generals, which is funny name. And this guy was offered a gig with the Washington Generals and turned it down.

[Jess Hooker]

Turned it down.

[Christy Lee]

Well, wouldn't your dream job be playing for the Globetrotters? Really?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Winning.

[Chick McGee]

Winning.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah. You want to be on the winning team?

[Chick McGee]

Not one of.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a dream for me.

[Christy Lee]

Which would be all the similes you could have drawn of all the quotes you could have picked.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I think it'd be fun. In any event, we can look forward to hearing if he breaks the record. I full confidence that he will.

[Chick McGee]

I won't be here. I'm getting shoulder surgery.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, you're the lucky one, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, do you. Do you think they. They do like, three of them? They do mine again. And bring Josh in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Christy Lee, we still have time to do a story. What do you do when.

[Tom Griswold]

Not really.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, not really.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, we're coming up. We'll see how much time we have left and we'll talk about something.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, I think we have a story that we can do that'll lead Pat to a song since this is going to be his last one.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

All right, what story? Story is that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's about the guy naked in the hotel.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Okay, we got that nudist.

[Tom Griswold]

Nudie man. Not in his own room. Bear Boy. No, he's in the pool.

[Christy Lee]

Bear Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Bear Boy's here again.

[Christy Lee]

Bear Boy. Here comes Bear Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you're gonna do it right now

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

or when we come back?

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back. What do you got? Tell me more about your car.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

My car?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, my Tucson Hybrid. Oh, where do you want me to start? I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna start at the top of the page.

[Christy Lee]

America's best lineup of hybrids from Hyundai, Hyundai

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Boy. We've had it. And it's only been a four day week. Gosh, the reliable, efficient Tucson Hybrid is what I drive, it's my daily driver 37.7 miles per gallon. Right now I'm running. That is a really great gas mileage. You can have that too. And America's best warranty. Or if you need something a tad bit bigger with a little more cargo space for the off roading adventures that you have in have planned, the Santa Fe hybrid might be right for you. Hybrids from Hyundai. You'll find the best of both worlds@hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. Honestly, I really, really, really love my Hyundai. And you can check out your local Hyundai dealer. They can help you. You as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up if we have time, Sex doll murder in the news.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's interesting. All right. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Ah, itching to go.

[Chick McGee]

She can't wait to leave.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, check there's Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Hoskin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I meant go to the news.

[Christy Lee]

Bathing in the glory of a beef hot dog there. Yes, Josh, Arnold. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll let you it for you, Christy.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I don't know. That's creepy guys.

[Christy Lee]

I like creepy guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I be chewing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I scratch my teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll chew that itch away.

[Christy Lee]

Chew it baby.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, what were we?

[Christy Lee]

I'm chick. Hello, Tom. And hello creepy guy. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Now as, as promised, we have an update from the world of, what is it, human sexuality.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

A man was arrested after he was caught swimming naked in a Florida resort pool. Palm beach police officers responded to the scene when security said the 45 year old man was completely nude in the pool and would not leave when asked. The man also refused to listen to officers,

[Christy Lee]

I'm not listening, blah, blah, blah,

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

who then physically removed him from the water and took him into cops can.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a cop, you're trying to do your job and you've got this idiot. I'm not getting out of the pool.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a kid. If you've ever like, hey, you got five minutes left in the pool. And then you're the parent walking the perimeter of the pool going get out of the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the problem is, isn't it, what is the rule? You're. You're not supposed to go swimming until 30 minutes after you finish smoking crack.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was a meal, but maybe it is.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Entering the property from the beach, going into a cabana and later returning to the pool area. He faces multiple charges including trespassing after warning, indecent exposure, possession of a controlled substance and burglary of a conv. Of a convenience conveyance.

[Tom Griswold]

The good news is he peed in the pool, so he's not going to get charged with public. Public urination. They couldn't see that. Uhhuh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, I don't think I ever not peed in a pool.

[Chick McGee]

Pools are for peeing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. If I've been in a pool, I peed in it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Don't you think I'm a little older now?

[Tom Griswold]

Off the diving board. How many times?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, just by myself, but a couple times, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's some been some drunk at a hotel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Watch this.

[Christy Lee]

Or off the balcony into the pool.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

So is that going to be your last song for the day, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Hotel pool?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Only if you ask me nicely.

[Christy Lee]

Will you play Hotel so we get through the whole.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole song in your guitar still sitting in the stand.

[Pat Godwin]

It hurts to even hold it, my friend. Oh, try, try being that sounds not even joking.

[Christy Lee]

Something, something that brings you so much joy and like so much pain.

[Pat Godwin]

I took my son on many trips cosplaying, thank you very much Cosplaying some big old ships I got him to check out the sights Thought he think they're cool he seen Niagara Falls stood and stared at Mount Rushmore but he didn't care said dad, does the hotel have a pool? These are the questions that he asks Is there a vending machine with snacks? Can I connect my phone to the TVs? HDMI?

[Christy Lee]

HDMI?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, son, you're off from school. Let's be tourists and not be fools he said dad, does the hotel have a pool? Yes, son, the hotel has a pool. I took my boy to Mexico on a flat and away we go we're going deep sea fishing with a bass so much larger I'm trying to spend some quality time the ocean water is so sublime said dad I lost my apple charger my iPad's almost dead these are the things about my son said wanna play Minecraft in the room all alone? Son, don't be a tool he says, dad, don't be cruel. By the way, does the Hotel have a pool? I said, yes, the hotel by the ocean has a pool. He says, salt water burns my eyes. There are sharks every shape and size. Probably a jellyfish or two. And I hate the sand. Let's skip the beach and hit the hotel pool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And there's a naked guy in the hotel pool. Marco.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out. Marco.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

British authorities called off a murder investigation after discovering the dead body was a sex doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

The Peterborough Telegraph reported reports that Orton, Wiston, Wistow residents were sent to a panic over a possible dead body seen in the bushes next to the assisted living facility for the elderly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You might assume.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Responding officers said the suspected corpse turned out to be just a discarded sex doll.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've. I would say we've had four or five of these stories in the last.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

I would agree with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Few years that they. They'll see it from a bridge and they'll think it's a dead body.

[Christy Lee]

And they're really good, like likenesses of dead bodies.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I can stop this. Oh, do you know that the program they have in which if you have a baby you don't want, you can drop it at the firehouse?

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah, the baby box. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hear me out on this. Okay? I'm. I'm seeing. I'm seeing some skeptics.

[Christy Lee]

I'm. No, no, I'm really skeptical.

[Tom Griswold]

I think what's happening here, obviously, is people are ditching their sex life dolls. They don't have a proper way to dispose of them. And I'm just saying at the fire station, you have on the left, when you walk in, you've got your live baby, live baby, live baby giveaway. Then on the right, you have your. If you like, you have a sex doll you want to get rid of.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think there's a maybe. Maybe the box should not be at the firehouse to donate your sex sex dolls.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Where can we put it? Yeah, Outside of a strip club or something where it's a little less embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

A less embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're in a place that. Yeah. Oh.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Where they expect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then you could buy second. There could be a secondhand gift shop there. And you go in and you get a gently used doll.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, this one's nose is running. Well, we'll empty it and sell it.

[Tom Griswold]

Would the movie stand by me not as been as good as if they didn't find a real dead body if it was actually a sex doll.

[Chick McGee]

I was 8 years old when I saw my first Sex doll.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Christy Lee]

He says, I like it.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Why don't people just put them in the trash?

[Chick McGee]

I'm wondering if some people are doing this because they're getting. It's a prank.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It's a. Oh, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also. They probably get off on it, knowing that.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Well, that's why they have a sex doll.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they get off on it, then they throw it in the lake.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean they. They get off in it. I think what they do, actually, now that I think about it.

[Chick McGee]

But no, you don't want to. You don't want to get off in the doll. That's how you get Cabbage Patch Kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think.

[Christy Lee]

You know, in some ways that's a nice, innocent joke.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think maybe the sex doll's a. What is the word they use? Gateway to. Oh, actually killing prostitutes.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a jump.

[Chick McGee]

Can we examine this on Monday? Yeah, give me the weekend to think about.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have nearly the time.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Your brain is something.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just think it's so funny.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I think you.

[Tom Griswold]

This. See, if you read this story carefully, it's in an old folks home.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Near. Near. Yes, I think you would be.

[Christy Lee]

You would be almost as if embarrassed with a sex doll as you would be with an actual sex worker. I think you would be so self conscious.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. With carrying around a sex doll. You know what that would be good for?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Tom. How you doing? Oh, hi, Daphne. Good to see you.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. Remember the news story we had last week about the guy that he. He lost. I think he lost his fantasy football.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Oh, he had to sit in the bleachers.

[Tom Griswold]

Sit in the bleachers with a sign

[Christy Lee]

around him says, I suck at fantasy football. Football.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a great punishment. Would be the guy that loses has to carry around a sex doll for

[Chick McGee]

a week and treat it like.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Like Lars and the real girl. Like a real date.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or. Or yeah. Or even just take it out to dinner once.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

At a really nice restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

I'll order for the ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you have. You have to go.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody having a shrimp scampi.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

But would they let you in?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, hey, boy.

[Christy Lee (News Desk)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's double up on the cheddar bay biscuits.

[Chick McGee]

Now that you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not so sure that the. The head waiter at St. Elmo's happy if you said, look, I'm gonna have the valet park my car. I've got. I've got to carry in my date. She'll have two shrimp cocktails.

[Christy Lee]

You know, those waiters, though, probably have seen everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Something I bet they haven't seen. That I would hope. Well, we certainly appreciate your tolerance. And I'll remember remind you the pop up store is only popping up for a few more hours.

[Jess Hooker]

Sunday at midnight, it closes.

[Tom Griswold]

So grab the cool high visibility shirts, the trucker hats, the sleeveless shirts and the there's a very cool tribute shirt in there to the race. It's the Indy 500. It's fun. You can see all that stuff if you go to bobandtom.com and we appreciate it very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. The Hammer Alley podcast, an 80s flashback mockumentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the 80s, there were a thousand bands trying to make it in the world of rock. But there was one band that had it all. Hammer Alley. Whatever happened to Hammer Alley?

[Chick McGee]

How did they go from top of the rock?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm looking for a music video. They're a band from 1987, Hammer Alley. Ever heard of them? To rock bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, I was born in 1987. I can't believe he's doing this.

[Christy Lee]

Hammer Alley.

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