The BOB & TOM Show - May 30, 2025

Summary

Summary of The BOB & TOM Show – May 30, 2025

The BOB & TOM Show, broadcasted on May 30, 2025, delivered a mix of comedy, talk, news, and sports, engaging listeners with a variety of entertaining and thought-provoking segments. This summary highlights the key discussions, notable stories, and memorable quotes from the episode, providing an overview for those who missed the live broadcast.

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1. Listener Stories and Anecdotes

The show kicked off with amusing listener-submitted stories, showcasing the humorous side of everyday mishaps.

• Pat Godwin's Hilarious Mishap: Pat shared a comedic tale about losing his driver's license after admitting he was too intoxicated. This led to him walking to the liquor store with his friend Josh, culminating in a lighthearted song:

  Pat Godwin [02:40]: "I told my friend Tom no Irish whiskey."

• Dawson’s Near-Naked Road Trip: Dawson recounted a memorable road trip where his car's air conditioning failed, forcing him to drive almost naked to Charleston, South Carolina:

  Dawson: "I drove for two days and 800 miles nearly naked."

• Christy Lee’s Car Delivery Idea: Christy shared her experience driving furniture from Los Angeles to St. Louis and mused about turning it into a job as a car delivery specialist, highlighting the adventurous spirit of the listeners.

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2. Sports Updates and Highlights

The hosts delved into recent sports news, providing updates and sharing their enthusiastic takes.

• Hockey Triumphs: Josh reported on the Edmonton Oilers' Captain Connor McDavid leading the team to their second consecutive Stanley Cup Final, noting McDavid's impressive performance:

  Josh Arnold [24:22]: "Connor McDavid scored 32 points despite a bruised left knee."

• Basketball Battle: The discussion moved to basketball, focusing on the Indiana Pacers' loss to the New York Knicks, with Josh highlighting Jalen Brunson's stellar game:

  Josh Arnold [12:32]: "They lost 94 to 111 to the Knicks."

• SEC Penalties for Fan Behavior: Christy informed listeners about the Southeastern Conference's new policy imposing $500,000 fines per incident to deter fans from storming the field or court during events:

  Josh Arnold [25:28]: "They're charging $500,000 per incident."

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3. Mental Health Awareness

In alignment with Mental Health Awareness Month, the hosts emphasized the importance of mental well-being and introduced BetterHelp as a resource for accessible online therapy.

Tom Griswold [12:50]: "Mental Health Awareness Month is about recognizing the importance of therapy and counseling."

Listeners were encouraged to visit BetterHelp's website using the promo code provided to receive a discount on their first month of service.

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4. Listener Letters and Feedback

The show featured letters from listeners, offering both humorous and heartfelt insights.

• Arthur’s Driving Adventure: A letter from Arthur detailed his youthful escapades of driving his mother's convertible with jeans hanging from the mirror, sparking a comedic discussion on turning his story into a movie plot.

Tom Griswold [07:57]: "All we see is the mirror with the jeans hanging from it. What a great beginning of a film."

• Curtis’ Car Trouble: Curtis shared his experience driving a Triumph Spitfire during a winter in Indiana, where multiple breakdowns led him to drive bundled up, sparking laughter and camaraderie among the hosts.

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5. Comedy Segments and The Three Stooges

A significant portion of the episode was dedicated to the hosts' playful exploration of connections between historical figures and the iconic comedy group, The Three Stooges.

• Connecting John Tyler and The Three Stooges: Tom attempted to draw a "rock solid" connection between the 10th U.S. President, John Tyler, and The Three Stooges, leading to a humorous and exaggerated discussion about lineage and legacy.

Tom Griswold [46:34]: "John Tyler's grandson has a connection to Curly Howard from The Three Stooges."

• Slapstick Tribute: The hosts reminisced about favorite Stooge moments, including classic scenes and their influence on modern comedy.

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6. Spelling Bee Victory

The highlight of the episode was the announcement of Faison Zaki as the 2025 Scripps National Spelling Bee champion.

Jeff Oskay [93:26]: "Faison Zaki clinched the title after spelling 'eclairs' correctly."

The hosts discussed the challenges faced during the competition, including the use of less common words, and celebrated Faison's achievement.

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7. Odd and Entertaining News Stories

Continuing their tradition of covering unusual news, the hosts shared a series of quirky stories, blending humor with incredulity.

• Penis Pump Incident in Florida: A man named Edmund Joseph Claremont IV was arrested for having a penis pump visibly attached, leading to comical suggestions from the hosts on handling such situations.

Jeff Oskay [146:43]: "A witness saw him holding his shorts to support the pump while exiting the store."

• Ferret Mayhem in Cape Coral: An incident involving a ferret causing chaos at a gas station was recounted, with the hosts humorously speculating on the animal's motives and the man's predicament.

Jeff Oskay [162:35]: "A ferret was found in a man's pants at a Cape Coral gas station, leading to his arrest."

• Celebrity Bath Water and Flatulence Sales: The episode also touched upon bizarre entrepreneurial ventures, such as selling bath water and even flatulence in jars, prompting laughter and astonishment.

Jeff Oskay [107:02]: "Sydney Sweeney is teaming up with Dr. Squatch to sell soap containing her used bath water."

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8. Guest Segment with Tim Cavanaugh

Comedian Tim Cavanaugh joined the show to share inspiring anecdotes and celebrate significant birthdays in history. He also discussed his personal battle with pancreatic cancer and his participation in the 2025 Cancer Survivor 5K Walk in Chicago.

Tim Cavanaugh [130:19]: "I'm walking in the Cancer Survivor 5K to support the Lurie Cancer Center of Northwestern University, who saved my life."

Tim's heartfelt story added a touch of motivation and community spirit to the episode.

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9. Historical Tidbits and Trivia

In a lighthearted nod to history, the hosts discussed notable events that occurred on May 30th across different years, blending factual information with their signature comedic twist.

• John Tyler’s Presidential Legacy: The conversation touched upon John Tyler's unusual longevity of his lineage, connecting it to contemporary pop culture.

Jeff Oskay [47:47]: "John Tyler's grandson recently passed away at 96, spanning 235 years of family legacy."

• First Car Accident and Indy 500: The hosts recounted the first recorded car accident in 1896 and celebrated the inaugural Indy 500 race in 1911, highlighting the Marmon Wasp's victory.

Jeff Oskay [120:08]: "Ray Harroun won the first Indy 500 driving the Marmon Wasp."

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10. Closing Remarks and Promotions

As the show neared its end, the hosts promoted their pop-up shop featuring exclusive merchandise and reiterated support for Tim Cavanaugh's charitable efforts. They also highlighted ongoing partnerships with sponsors like Java House and SimplySafe, encouraging listeners to take advantage of special offers.

Tom Griswold [155:12]: "Visit bobandtom.com to check out our cool shirts available for a limited time."

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Notable Quotes:

• Pat Godwin [02:40]: "I told my friend Tom no Irish whiskey."
• Josh Arnold [24:22]: "Connor McDavid scored 32 points despite a bruised left knee."
• Tom Griswold [12:50]: "Mental Health Awareness Month is about recognizing the importance of therapy and counseling."
• Jeff Oskay [93:26]: "Faison Zaki clinched the title after spelling 'eclairs' correctly."
• Tim Cavanaugh [130:19]: "I'm walking in the Cancer Survivor 5K to support the Lurie Cancer Center of Northwestern University, who saved my life."

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This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivered a dynamic blend of humor, heartfelt stories, and engaging discussions, keeping listeners entertained and informed throughout.

Transcript

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[Josh Arnold]

It's the Ball and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you sound a lot better today. I don't know what it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me tell you a story. You policeman took my license off of me I just. I can't use it anymore. I said I was drunk, too drunk Just say now I'm walking to the liquor store Everybody say walk Walk to the liquor store with my friend Josh Black.

[Christy Lee]

Walk, walking to the liquor store.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to buy some more One more time Walk, walk, walk into the liquor store Got a walk, man Walk, walk, walk until the li got my license back I told my friend Tom no Irish whiskey.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

No But I totaled my car when I hit two deer so guess what? Now I'm walking to the liquor store Everybody can sing now. Walk into the la.

[Tom Griswold]

Walking to the.

[Pat Godwin]

Liquor store Chico says he's staying home he's got some dudes walking to the li bas Player has the beautiful hair. Josh, take us home with a little bit of guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Pat Godwin]

You sound sober. That's enough. You're showing me off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, wonderful, Pat, Excellent work. Thank you. I believe they're with the Black Moons.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I miss those guys.

[Christy Lee]

That's right, folks. It is the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, Christy Lee for the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Gogwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Resplendent in blue today Royal blue, apparently. Excellent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you are royalty.

[Tom Griswold]

I am indeed.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Oskay over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Christy Lee]

I'm good, man, thank you. There's Ace Cowsby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And there he is, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Wake up.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a little trouble today?

[Tom Griswold]

God, I'm moving at 10%, I think, but we'll push on.

[Christy Lee]

My alarm went off and I turned it off and rolled over and I woke up 17 minutes later. I looked at the clock and I yelled, whoopsie.

[Pat Godwin]

That's always fun.

[Christy Lee]

Just so grateful that it was only 17 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that could have been.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, or you would have gotten the call from Mark.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, wait, so you only set one alarm?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, normally it does the trick.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How many alarms do you.

[Josh Arnold]

I have mine set for 4, 402, 405, 407, 409, 411, 415, 417.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I will snooze all of them.

[Christy Lee]

So I had a roommate who did that.

[Jeff Oskay]

That would drive me nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever it takes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doesn't it drive your partner nuts?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how she allows it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In all honesty, nine times out of 10, I'm up on the first one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But my fear is that I will. And each one has a different tone.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

So it. So this is very deaf in one ear. So, like, if I sleep good ear down, sometimes I will sleep through alarms.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Jeff Oskay]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I did the other day, the one where I hit the snooze alarm and took that. It was in my phone. Got up, went to the bathroom, got in the shower.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and forgot.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate that.

[Tom Griswold]

Forgot the Seuss alarm was on. All of a sudden I've got the.

[Jeff Oskay]

And you're in the shower and you can't get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got to it. But then you gotta. Not everybody's happy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So remember the story years ago about some golf. Some golfer, he had done really well, and so many of his friends, I guess, were texting him or something. It ran the battery down on his cell phone and he missed the te time. Yeah, I think they've gotten. The phones are a little bit better now, but I guess you should be charging it overnight. Who's to say? Well, if we are. Your alarm clock. Hello. Happy to be here. We will wake up with you momentarily. But right now we have a ton of letters about an event from yesterday's show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Letters?

[Tom Griswold]

A Lot of them. We had a really delightful. A letter from a guy about driving naked. We'd been talking about. For some reason, the occasional of. It's happened to me the one time that I can remember where I had to go out of my garage and bring a car in because of an impending hail storm and didn't have time to get dressed. But I lived in, at the time in a quite a wooded area, so there was no one was really going to see me. My main memory again is just the cold. The coldness of the seat.

[Jeff Oskay]

When you lived in that wooded area, did you ever do it outside?

[Christy Lee]

A fair question.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wouldn't that be hot?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is hot.

[Tom Griswold]

There are bugs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know. You know what? You got your answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Worms. Worms.

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't say lay on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Coyotes. Deer.

[Josh Arnold]

Have sex with a woman. Not. Not your dog. Worry about all that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to get some kind of a tick.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't have to lay in the yard. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well. No. Well, have you ever done that?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I see. Well, how about on a golf course?

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never done it on a golf. I've done it outside.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask him.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to. You have to.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to be willing to answer.

[Tom Griswold]

Graveyard.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, never on a golf course. Never in a graveyard.

[Josh Arnold]

I've done it on this golf course right across the street.

[Christy Lee]

Rad. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the one right across the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. Did you make some joke about the next.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to work there.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you make a joke about the 19th hole? Really tasteless.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but leave a horrible thing in the cup for someone to find later.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean of the golf cart?

[Jeff Oskay]

You mean a condom?

[Christy Lee]

No, in the.

[Josh Arnold]

In the actual golf.

[Christy Lee]

No. Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm a real dirt bag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a dirt bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was walking the other day on the sidewalk. There was just an open Trojan wrapper, and to myself I went, yeah, somebody.

[Jeff Oskay]

Somebody had time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on the sidewalk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I don't know if it was thrown from a car window. It was next to a busy street, so. Or if it was. Yeah. I don't know why it was just on the sidewalk.

[Tom Griswold]

It was right.

[Christy Lee]

You know where. It was right outside of Pat's apartment.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he likes the outdoor stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Parking lot.

[Christy Lee]

But he hates condoms, so who could it have been?

[Jeff Oskay]

Long, long, long time ago. At a park. A state park.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Come on, Tom. Enjoy yourself.

[Christy Lee]

A golf course. Gazebo for me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I Remember that story?

[Tom Griswold]

Really? During the day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. During a lunch break.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anybody. Did anybody play through?

[Christy Lee]

People were playing, but they were probably far enough away, and if they looked over, they just saw a woman sitting on my lap. It was reverse cowgirl.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was gonna say, was she facing you?

[Pat Godwin]

Kirby park for me. 2:15am yes, the cops showed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you serious?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm dead serious.

[Tom Griswold]

God, Pat, you get arrested?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they just, you know, they just shuffle you along.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, did you notice they were there?

[Pat Godwin]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

For.

[Pat Godwin]

The flashlights came on too.

[Josh Arnold]

You were mid stroke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like by a tree.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't really matter what you're doing. When that flashlight hits you or the area near you, you just go, oh, man, that is a horrible feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have a flashlight shining in people's faces coming up in the news, actually.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, an oddity in the world of laser lights coming up in a few minutes. Right now, I should. I've got to set this thing up. We had this great letter from Arthur, and once again, it was about driving while naked. And the letter goes something like this. I would frequent the granite quarries near Graniteville, Vermont, to go swimming and trespassing. And I would wear jean cutoffs. This is in the early 70s when Jean cutoffs were. I guess we're still a thing. On the way home, I would remove my cutoffs, attach them to the mirror on the driver's side of my mother's 72 Dodge Challenger convertible, which we did. Just so cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then as he would drive, the. They would air dry. Then Arthur mentions occasionally there would be a young lady who would be doing a similar activity on the other side of the car. So we turned this into a possible movie scenario. What a great beginning of a film this would be. You just see this car driving along. All you see is the mirror with the jeans hanging from it. And we took it from there and talked about it for quite some time. And we're trying to develop this into a movie. And we have a lot of folks that want to participate in our screenplay. So we'll be getting to that today. Among other things, in the world of sports, Josh, Hockey. Canada will still be involved, I'm sure you heard already, in the world of basketball. Pacers drop one. So it's getting a little bit scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they. They lost, unfortunately. 94 to 111 to the Knicks. They're going back to Indiana Saturday night. Hopefully the Pacers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Evil Brunson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

33 points last night. He was on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to your mail, etc. Etc. A real quick reminder, our pop up shop is open I think for one more day and we've got a really cool shirt on there, two of them in fact. You just go to bobandtom.com and you can check out that really cool shirt. People really seem to like them and we don't really hawk our stuff very often on the show, but I'd like you to give it a look. See, it's really nice. Right now I want to remind you about the importance of mental health and the month of May is ending, but that doesn't mean that the importance of mental health is going away. This just happens to be Mental health, Mental Health Awareness Month. And this is all about hooking up with an outfit called Better Help. BetterHelp is all about getting you hooked up with a therapist and about the importance of therapy and counseling. Therapy can be done in this case online, so it's much easier to access. And BetterHelp happens to be the largest online therapy provider in the world with some 35,000 plus licensed therapists with a variety of specialties. And ideally they can hook you up with a therapist that works for you. And again, the therapy is done online, so it's a lot more convenient. You can do it just with your smartphone or your laptop, wherever you want to be. So get all the details by going to betterhelp.com btshow that's betterhelp. H E L p.com btshow and once again, the folks at BetterHelp are acknowledging the importance of therapy and hoping to get over that hurdle. If you've been concerned about perhaps there's a stigma to it. And the late Jimmy Ursay talked a lot about the importance of getting rid of that stigma and taking care of yourself. So get some information if you've been thinking possibly about doing therapy by going to betterhelp.com btshow the/bt show part will knock 10% off your first month. Now, coming up in the news, a number of things including. Do you know what the lady bits are, Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I know what my lady bits are.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good. I was going through some terms for such things. Have you ever heard of the, the term fanny?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the uk, fanny is the front.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So interesting that I don't know how that got switched around in the, in the usa. And how about coin purse?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Seems like an odd one. Tuna town.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Burgess Meredith famously used that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I Never heard this one before. The squish mitten.

[Christy Lee]

Squish mitten. I've never heard that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, these are. I just got sidetracked. Sorry. But we'll be moving. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show. Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today? My car is making this noise.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Auto zone restrictions apply. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Bosque, Ace Cosby and I, Josh Arnold are here along with Captain, our captain, Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much. Great to be here. We're gonna get to some letters. Christy Lead, is this a sponsored segment of our program?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, thank you, Tom. It sure is. Letters from listeners brought to you by Hyundai, the all new all electric Hyundai Ioniq 9. Space for up to 7 and range for miles.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it ionic?

[Jeff Oskay]

Ionic, yes, Ionic in the five seater.

[Tom Griswold]

The Ionic pentameter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you, Hyundai. I love my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

For you poets out there. Okay, we're gonna get to some letters. Here we once again have the scenario. We heard a nice nostalgic tale, the true story from Arthur of driving his mom's 72 Dodge Challenger convertible naked with a wet bathing suit. No, it's a wet pair of cutoff jeans. After swimming in the granite quarries in Graniteville, Vermont, which already it's sounds like just a great scene.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sounds cold. Oh, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sounds wonderfully cold, though.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like that summer in Vermont. So, you know, the water's a little colder than you want it, but man, you get out in that sun and it's just perfect.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep thinking of the movie Breaking Away. They're swimming in the quarries near Bloomington.

[Jeff Oskay]

Done that.

[Tom Griswold]

You have?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Naked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not naked. That's kind of a. I went to IU for a very short time and that's kind of a rite of passage. You have to go to the quarries. Yeah, that's like you gotta go.

[Christy Lee]

The kids do it in the movie it and they're in Maine and they don't seem Too chilly.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Pat, have you done it at the Corys?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did indeed. I went down there and a lot of nudity. I went one time, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you involved in the nude aspect?

[Pat Godwin]

I was not, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Sure. Yep. Prudently.

[Jeff Oskay]

Over here, I was a little sister for Theta Kai's and the Theta Kai's took us down there. It was kind of a initiation kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

I used to like to say Kate of thighs.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tap a keg, tap a cake a day.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a dozen different morning shows where I live. Writes Caleb, the one I happen to be listening to yesterday, analyzed a movie that doesn't exist for an hour. No other station could get away with it. Keep up the good work. Well, thank you, Caleb from Kentucky. We certainly appreciate that.

[Christy Lee]

One scenario we thought about was, you know, this guy just had an amazing day and he gets home and maybe there's a draft card waiting for him. 72. And we were wondering about that. Well, Bob. Well, actually, he goes by Big Louie here. Just for continuity sake. The US ended the draft December 7, 1972, so it is plausible.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Now we have another guy that said, I went to a lot of parties at the Granite Holes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

In these same ones, the car I drove was a Chevy Vega, four speed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's pretty, pretty nice. I mean, the Vega wasn't. Wasn't exactly a, you know, Dodge Charger.

[Christy Lee]

No, but it was a cool car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

It depends. You could make it.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't have a cool. I had had one for a while. Mine was not a cool one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but if my friend in college, in high school had one, it wasn't the cool one, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you're driving, you know, naked with a hot woman having gone for a dip in the quarries, it's cool.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Any car, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the president of General Motors would rather be doing that than sitting in the boardroom going, well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the latest?

[Christy Lee]

Today a school bus becomes school. If that's the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, exactly. Here we go. What if the girl's dad, who's is mowing. Okay, now we had the scenario where the guy gets the car home and the girl, that girl's dad is mowing the lawn.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now I'm not sure where this is going. Kristen writes, what if the girl's dad, who was mowing the lawn is a small town radio DJ and gets a call tipping him off to a murder. Wow. Perpetrated by the boy who dropped his daughter off earlier that day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, now we can.

[Christy Lee]

Now we got a movie here that's sort of lifetimey.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Christy Lee]

A little bit, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Murder involved.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the Lifetime movies ever get that?

[Christy Lee]

They're always murdery. Yeah. Yeah. Hallmark is always sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right, I'm getting, I'm getting there.

[Christy Lee]

Is Hallmark getting the two mysteries. Is it Hallmark murder and mysteries or. I think it's just Hallmark mysteries, but. And they'll get a little murdery, but not nearly. Like Lifetime. Lifetime's like the killer plumber. Somebody hired a plumber once and got.

[Josh Arnold]

How to terrify your woman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Lifetime or how to terrify your man. Remember there was that Judith Light when she beat her husband was horrible.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Judith.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you're just joining us, hello. We are the Bob and Tom show and we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Earlier, I was reviewing, I was trying to find some slang terms and I thought I'd heard them all, but. Well, here's one I'm. This is. You've heard anyone ever referred to your front. Naughty as the hoo hair?

[Pat Godwin]

All the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The minj.

[Jeff Oskay]

Never heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

I have heard.

[Christy Lee]

I. I have too, but that is a rare one.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of these are very rough. The hatchet wound.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. That's one of my all time favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty good. Then they have the lighter one, the flower, the kitty, the cookie, the honey pot cupcake, the lady garden. Any of these appeal to you, Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, not really.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you have a. If you're discussing something with your daughter, do you just say down there or do you. Are you real technical?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't really talk about our vaginas much.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, you don't go home every day.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say with her and her daughters?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Well, they are in their 20s.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but still.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanksgiving conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

In high school, one of my female friends, she had a penthouse. And we used to read the stories in it because they always came up with really funny names for. And the one that will never leave my mind was the first time I read pink beef curtains. And I was like, yeah, this is good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's on the, on the male.

[Jeff Oskay]

Side of that was. That's the Stakehams thing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They have the, the womb broom.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we've heard that one.

[Tom Griswold]

You've heard that one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Never heard that.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard it also used for a mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I thought that's what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The pants Python. The Bone Ranger. No one calls it.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard the Bone Ranger.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't mind that one. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You try that when you're at the doctor's office the next time. Hey, doctor, I've got a bulge to the right of my Bone Ranger. Who was that masked man the doctor calls for immediate assistance?

[Christy Lee]

You know the Bone Rangers, partner, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Wait, let me think of it. It's. It's. Oh, boy. It's a variation of Tonto, I'm hoping.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, it calls him Chemo Sodomy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought you were going to call it Tainto.

[Christy Lee]

But he calls him.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going for the Tanto. Very good. Well, let's move forward here. We got to catch up with a couple things in the world of sports. What do you got over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. The Knicks won their home floor for the first time in the series and prevented the Pacers from earning a second NBA Finals trip in franchise history. Indiana will try again Saturday night at home. Jalen Brunson scored 32 points and Carl Anthony Towns added 24. Despite a bruised left knee. Had the New York Knicks stayed alive in the Eastern Conference finals.

[Christy Lee]

Is the series 32 or 33 3?

[Jeff Oskay]

23 2.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and for you there, Joshi, Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers are going to their second Stanley Cup Final in a row. Their captain had a breakaway goal and assist. The 40 year old Corey Perry scored again and the Oilers beat the Dallas Stars 6 to 3 to wrap up the Western Conference finals.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta love when the old guys do something. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It says here, and I don't know about this, maybe you can expound on it. Edmonton Oilers Captain Date Connor McDavid wasn't keeping his hands off the Western Conference championship trophy this time. It says McDavid says he didn't touch the west trophy last year and Edmonton didn't win the Stanley Cup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So this time he touched it.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting. That's. There are many schools of thought there. Touching it could be bad luck. Prematurely, really. But in this case, he says, hey, it was bad luck for me not to touch it.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And down in Florida, the Southeastern Conference is ratcheting up penalties on schools whose fans storm the field or rush the court.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're doing away with an escalating fine system. They're now charging $500,000 per incident.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that will keep you from doing it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The conference also has the authority to waive the fine if the visiting team and officials are allowed to get to the locker room before fans descend Onto the court or field.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what the big deal is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the new policy replaces the old one. That called for an escalating fine. It started at a hundred ousand for the first, 250 for the second, and then 500k for the third.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. Well, how do you control the mob?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I mean, are players getting hurt? Are people getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the refs were getting hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get back to driving naked because I've got a terrific letter here. This comes to us from Fayetteville and Arkansas. Dawson. He goes. In the summer of 2015, my best friend had just finished Navy basic training and was stationed in Charleston for Navy nuclear power training. He had none of his stuff from home and asked me if I could load all his belongings into a 2006 Ford Taurus and drive it the thousand miles from Fayetteville, Arkansas to Charleston, South Carolina. Okay, I agreed.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And on a Monday in July, I began my trip. I was passing through Little Rock when the air conditioning gave out. Oh, it was so hot that I was forced to strip down to my underwear, roll down the windows. I drove for two days and 800 miles nearly naked. I arrived in the Navy base in a loaded down crappy car, almost naked. My buddy and his friends received me with cheers. It remains one of my fondest memories.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's cool. Dawson, good friend.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

A good friend.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, no joke.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all been there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love doing it with the car with no ac, windows open, sweltering. It's coming.

[Christy Lee]

I went to LA and drove a guy's furniture and belongings all the way back to St. Louis. I loved it. In fact, after that, I started looking into doing that as a job, being one of those car delivery guys.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really came close. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now where you drive the car down to Florida for folks in the winter and then they fly you back or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

I drove from LA to northern Indiana in February in a Triumph Spitfire and it broke down in every state. The hood fell off at one point and I, instead of taking my clothes off, all the clothes that were in my luggage, I put around me as I drove to my mom's house.

[Christy Lee]

Just completely bundled.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, just completely bundled.

[Jeff Oskay]

What happened to the hood?

[Pat Godwin]

It just actually ripped right off and went down over a ravine where I could not even get it. Well, I drove that hood for at least four states.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why did you have a Triumph Spitfire?

[Pat Godwin]

Cost 500 bucks. It's all I could afford. It looked kind of cool. But it was a terrible car.

[Christy Lee]

Man, that's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Water pump to have one now.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're cool looking. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't believe. Don't. Isn't it illegal to drive a car without a hood?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably. I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

The clutch went.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think you can drive without a hood?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, it was a ragtop, so that. That's what came off.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a convertible, so the top came off.

[Pat Godwin]

Top came off.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing that covers the engine, did that come off too?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no. I misspoke.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Although the hood is also here in my synonyms for the lady vagina because.

[Christy Lee]

I also just assumed the heater broke and that's why you were bundled up. But it was the whole.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the whole.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the soft top.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry I misspelled.

[Christy Lee]

That's freeze. I mean you were like plane strains and automobiles.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I am Spitfire. I'm surprised you got through any states.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not. Well, yeah. It's the worst car of all time, practically.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are cool though. It looks beautiful. But my uncle had one when I was 17. They were off.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. Was he a mechanic?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, actually. He can fix anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. I bet he fixed that all the time. There's a reason. Yeah, a lot of those out there. Coming up, we have another one of these odd only fans things involving bathwater this time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, this isn't an only fans thing. This is. You're gonna love it. Both of you are gonna love this story.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but she's got really famous with that sort of thing, so.

[Jeff Oskay]

But there was the actress.

[Tom Griswold]

There was the woman who did the flatulence in the jar for only fans. Remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she did well, didn't she? Yeah. Isn't that something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she's on a whole new level.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, this. Yeah, this. This takes it up a notch.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that a Metallica song?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

Flatulous in the jar. Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. And we have a song coming up for Mr. Godwin Anderson. Very excited about this one because we have a great story about. We were talking a lot the other day about climbing Mount Everest because the Everest season is closing down. We have a great story about a couple of hikers. Not an Everest, but just as high, if you will. And you'll see what happens. Right now, this portion of the Baba Time show brought to you by our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. As most of you know, the stock market's been on a rocky ride lately. It's up, it's down, it's up, it's down. You get the picture. And maybe it's time to turn down the sounds of doom and gloom and work on something that will counter that volatility in the stock market. What am I talking about? I'm talking about annuities, an annuity from the experts at the Silac Insurance Company. What's that all about? Well, it's all about having a guaranteed income down the road when you decide to retire. Wouldn't it be nice to know that the money's gonna keep coming in and also to know that you can't outlive your money? So here's what you do. You get some information by going to silacins.com, that's S I L A C-I-N S.com or you go to bobandtom.com. we can link you up right there. Another easy way to get the money. Excuse me. To get the information about having lots of money down the road is to grab your phone and call £250. And then you just say the keywords lifetime income. That'll get you some information from the Silac Insurance Company. Once again, it's £250. And say the keywords lifetime income. Once again, an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it, live on it, and don't worry about market volatility in the future. Coming up, we have something in a jar that you might want to have for your collection of oddities in the world. It's up to you. It's a free country, as they say. We have an odd story about the Three Stooges.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And an even odder story about a president. Not the one from today, but one from more than a hundred years ago. Okay, it's all coming up. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOBTOM1 or@bob and tom.com this is the Bob and To. To realize the future America needs. We understand what's needed from us to face each threat head on. We've earned our place in the fight for our nation's future. We are Marines. We were made for this. Lights.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Having a great day thus far. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. Jeff Oskay. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. Hello. Just trying to get organized over here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're all good.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot going on now. We were discussing some things in the world of sports yesterday. It was interesting because a lot of tie ins to Mount Everest as the climbing season is ending at Everest.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. This weekend. Done. Over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kami rita for the 31st time climbed Everest, breaking his own record. Man of 30.

[Jeff Oskay]

Doors are closed.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was the number of people that had gone this year? It was several hundred.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought 400.

[Christy Lee]

That's how many licenses were sold.

[Tom Griswold]

And you see this huge. Yeah, that's a good question. But just that we had a lot of Sherpa news yesterday. And obviously that is the highest point on earth. The next one down, I believe is K2, they call it, which is also a fine brand of ski. Of course.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. Many of you familiar with that. But Pat, it reminded me. You have a song about being high that I thought we could. We could dig up here because we have a story coming up about some hikers who got high and something bad happened. But would you mind sharing that tune with us? And do you remember the amphetamines were.

[Pat Godwin]

Very popular in 1939. Specifically September 1, 1939.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

About five years. They are very popular.

[Christy Lee]

But what if.

[Pat Godwin]

What if it was just a different kind of drug? What would have happened then?

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I was going to invade Poland until I got high. I was going to get those tanks rolling. But I got high. I just sat there in the war room laughing. And I know why. Cause I got high. Cause I got high. Because I got high. I was going to speak at a rally before I got high. I was going to pound my fist on Scream. Then I got high. I'm just going to lay around the bunker. And I know why. Cause I got high. No more Sigile. Because I got high. Let's cause this whole war off. I want to smoke a doobie.

[Tom Griswold]

As if, if only. If only they'd had cannabis instead of. Instead of amphetamines in the 1930s in Europe.

[Christy Lee]

And he was an artist at first you would have thought maybe he would have done.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have mellowed out a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Kanye should have put that on his new album instead of the one he did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

What was the guy's name who did that song? It's funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Afroman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I knew it was something that made me laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. Afroman's house got raided by the police like last year.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

But he has a bunch of security cameras inside his House. And a few of them may have taken some of his money and put it in their pockets. And he made a whole song about getting raided by the police and using the video of them like stealing from his house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

To the.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I got high.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you raid Afro man? Especially now, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

What's he doing?

[Jeff Oskay]

Did he get his money back?

[Josh Arnold]

It's in courts, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. It says the. The description by the Associated Press. Rap artist Afroman sued by officers who raided his home.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because he used their. Them in his video.

[Christy Lee]

I see. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's all his security cameras showing them raiding the house, taking things.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I mean, I don't see why that's fair game. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's his argument. But the police are not.

[Tom Griswold]

They say. The police say that Afromen took footage of their faces during a raid in August of 2022. This was in Ohio where he lives. And then he used it in a music video as well as in social media posts without their consent. The plaintiffs say this caused them emotional distress.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Embarrassment, ridicule, loss of reputation and humiliation. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, normally I'm on the. The cops, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Stealing from people.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that doesn't mention that here at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, in the song that he does to that tune, he talks about them taking his money and different things. Well, it's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

How much do we trust Afroman exactly?

[Tom Griswold]

He's.

[Christy Lee]

He's often high and may have misunderstood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who has money like that laying around? Do you have money like that laying around?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I'm not Afro Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Could that have been evidence that they were taking?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Maybe. Hey, they took my computers. They're stealing from me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay, it says the. There was cash seized. It was returned. Ah. To Mr. Afroman. But there is a claim that hundreds of dollars were missing.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A subsequent review by the state bureau of Criminal Investigation determined deputies had miscounted the amount seized. I don't see.

[Pat Godwin]

I put him in a video too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Miscounted.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

What a wild thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Afro Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only song of his I know. I mean, I've never.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty much it.

[Christy Lee]

That's about it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good one though.

[Josh Arnold]

He was going to write another one, but then it got high, so.

[Christy Lee]

Bravo.

[Josh Arnold]

Bravo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's see how familiar with his work. Well, this is interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

There are apparently no drugs at the house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I wonder what the raid was all About?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? If I were Afro Man, I don't think I'd keep the drugs at the house either. Because you're just. Yeah, now you're just asking.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like Willie Nelson's bus.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he keep the pot on the bus? He can't. Yeah, I know. I really don't have all the facts here. I apologize to both the police officers and Afroman if we're getting it wrong. I'm just reading what is here in this Associated Press article. But this would appear. I can't tell. It doesn't appear that there were any drugs. Law enforcement officers were acting on a warrant that stated probable cause existed that drugs and drug paraphernalia would be found on the property and that a kidnapping had taken place there. These suspicions turned out to be unfounded. The raid failed to turn up criminal evidence. No charges were ever filed. So who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Poor Afro Man.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have to find out how this played out. But thank you for the song. I certainly enjoyed it. Pat. We'll head back to the sports page. Comedian Jeffrey Osuke sitting in for the chickster. Chick Magee is in Aruba.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chick is in Aruba. He's visiting the aloe vera factory and museum today. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gonna have some soft skin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I didn't. I don't know if you know that, but they have one of the most famous museums in the world dedicated to the aloe vera plant.

[Christy Lee]

How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe the only museum dedicated.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that, like a room?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it says here. Get a glimpse of this fascinating story of Aruba's aloe vera.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Factory and museum forked over thousands of dollars. Where are we going today? The beach. Oh, we're gonna go to the aloe vera museum. Oh really? Do they sell weapons there?

[Christy Lee]

I'm looking for a revolver to. They got rope. We could have gone to Amsterdam and got real stoned and gone to the sex museum. But no. We're looking at oozing leaves.

[Pat Godwin]

Is aloe vera from Aruba?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it was desert. 1840. The first aloe vera plant was brought over. But it loves the desert climate there, so it grows very well.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, enjoy. Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep, this is pretty cool. Humana. Humanoid robots went toe to toe in a kickboxing showdown in China. The event, hosted by China media group, featured four unitary G1 robots battling in one on one matches.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

The bots punched, kicked and even performed up kicks after they were knocked down.

[Christy Lee]

This is like the.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have to see this.

[Christy Lee]

The Movie Real Steel with Hugh Jackman.

[Josh Arnold]

Controlled by humans at ringside. The robots wore protective headgear and standard boxing gloves. Each bout lasted three two minute rounds. Points were scored with strikes to the head or torso. A robot was declared the winner if its opponent failed to stand within eight seconds after a fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what you have to understand is the robots are being. This is kind of like a 3D video games.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, but they're big, they're life size.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the same company that was in that. Was it a marathon? Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The competition gave Unit 3 a chance to bounce back after a viral video last month showed one of its bots face planting at the start of the Beijing half marathon.

[Jeff Oskay]

These are like, they look like humanoid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they're all. They also, I mean they're really kicking each other.

[Christy Lee]

Other.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it is, it is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

But this could be a future sport.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the future of war. Like instead of sending humans out to fight each other, you just send your robots to fight their robots.

[Christy Lee]

That all works well until all of a sudden they go, wait a minute, they turn around and kind of start looking at the humans. Wait, you're making us kill each other?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's see if your head will pop off your, your body like his just did. This is kind of like Rock Em Sock and robots, but ultra sophisticated. But yeah, they're. You can see these dudes at the side manipulating these robots. So they, they're, you know, kicking each other and it's really kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

It is wild, kind of scary. They fall real weird. Like they look like their legs are broken and stuff. Then they get up and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they learn to fight. You know what comes next? Their plan.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, maybe we don't need to be.

[Christy Lee]

I really don't like us mucking around with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you said they have, have they. They have boxing gloves on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boxing gloves and headgear, which is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the, here's the, here's the, here's the movie trailer. What is that? The little teaser. Today they wear gloves, tomorrow they take the gloves off.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they do want to wear the headgear. I saw one robot with a cauliflower gear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. I saw one get kicked in the nuts and bolts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll just.

[Christy Lee]

Were you not gonna do that until I did Cauliflower?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, but I, I thought I would tag it and perhaps rescue it. I didn't. No, no, the tag was just as weak as the premise.

[Pat Godwin]

They were both good.

[Tom Griswold]

Funny. Be Quiet. We're gonna try to rescue the show. We have some very odd stuff, including a really odd connection between the Three Stooges and President John Tyler.

[Christy Lee]

I hope we find out that Tyler was the biggest Stooge fan. No, he had like a.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been dead for more than 100 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but he was around the same time as the Stooges. They were probably. They were at least on vaudeville at that time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

No. But John Tyler was the president way early. He was very. He was the one that was considered the most handsome, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I believe so.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he had that huge schnoz.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you not seen his nose?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'll have to look at it again. I didn't realize.

[Josh Arnold]

It is freakishly long.

[Christy Lee]

Also clean shaven, isn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We'll find all these things and how the three Stooges are connected coming up soon. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Windows. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime. From streaming to shopping, prime helps you get more out of your passions. So whether you're a fan of true crime or prefer a nail biting novel from time to time, with services like Prime Video, Amazon music and fast free delivery, prime makes it easy to get more out of whatever you're into or getting into. Visit Amazon.comprime to learn more. Come on, boys.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin with his keyboard and his guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jeff Oskay across the way. That's right, the chickster is in Aruba enjoying a well deserved vacation. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're being presumptuous.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom.

[Jeff Oskay]

He sent a picture of a lizard yesterday. Did you see that?

[Tom Griswold]

I hate lizards.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure that's why as Tom once described them, snakes with legs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, then the snakes can get around even better. Hate him.

[Pat Godwin]

Snakes, legs.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that ever. When you say he's enjoying his vacation, I'm not so sure.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't say that. I said it was a well deserved vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought he said he was enjoying it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's see if he's posting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, if I did, I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, one would hope.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just, I just. I think he doesn't particularly like the beach. Doesn't really care to go to a casino. So that pretty much eliminates everything you can do in Aruba except look for the body.

[Christy Lee]

He's a beach man. He knows it. He's not a seagull.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you mean he's not a beach guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Tom just said.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard.

[Pat Godwin]

Let it go.

[Jeff Oskay]

He loves to get tan.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a treasure hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Like I did it. Okay. I promised an unusual connection today, and we've talked about this before. John Tyler was the 10th President of the United States. He left office in 1845.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Way earlier than I originally thought.

[Tom Griswold]

So now I'm going to connect him to the Three Stooges today. And this is the only show that will be doing this. So, ladies and gentlemen, you picked the right place to listen, kids. And John Tyler famously became president after William Henry Harrison died about a month into his term. That was. But didn't he do a speech outside for several hours?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

John Tyler was not the most attractive president.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought he was.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he was voted at one point. Something like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, before Kennedy was born, I can tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably when There were only 10 presidents, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of those 10.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's interesting about John Tyler is that his grandson just died last week.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. He was that.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was the guy that was Harrison Ruffin Tyler. The last living grandson of President John Tyler has died at the age of 96.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

John Tyler was 63 years old when Harrison Tyler's father, Lyon Gardner Tyler Sr. Was born. Harrison Ruffin Tyler was born in 1928 when his father was 75 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Jeff Oskay]

Time between the president.

[Tom Griswold]

Even by my standards, that's crazy.

[Jeff Oskay]

And his Grandson's death spans 235 years.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about that. I mean, how can you make this. Well, I never met my grandfather. He died 65 years before I was born. Whatever the hell the math.

[Christy Lee]

Did this grandson have Secret Service protection?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's such a funny.

[Christy Lee]

We have to watch this 96 year old guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to know what lion Gardener Tyler looked like if he was having kids at 75.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Mick Jagger numbers, no joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. But I mean, that's just such an odd stat. That's. That's sort of been one of our go to fun facts.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Every President's Day. Every President's day we go. You know that John Tyler's grandson is still alive?

[Jeff Oskay]

Not anymore, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't there two of them until just a couple of years ago?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

So what's the tie to the Stooges?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay, now this you're going to say. You're going to shout out mean things.

[Christy Lee]

Like tenuous at best things.

[Tom Griswold]

Adam, I say not tenuous at best. I say rock solid. And if they're not doing this in the Today show, they're just not quality journals.

[Jeff Oskay]

Marilyn Howard Elman, the youngest daughter of the Three Stooges, is star Curly Howard has passed away. Her son Bradley Server said to the Hollywood Reporter that his mom died earlier this month of heart failure. She was 86. Ms. Elliman was just 13 when her father died at the age of 48 on January 18, 1952.

[Christy Lee]

So Curly's daughter has passed away.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Okay, that's the connection. They both died.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on. No, there's more, there's more. No, wait a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bradley Server performs slapstick comedy on social media under the stage name Curly G, short for Curly's grandson.

[Tom Griswold]

The connection. That's the connection that Curly's grandson is out there on there. I watched some of these videos this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, his long ladder work, amazing. Just spinning, hitting everyone. It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I know. If Chick were here, he's not a Three Stooges fan.

[Christy Lee]

No, he isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

As am I. As is Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen the one where Curly is dressed as a woman singing opera where the. You see the guy put a needle on an old vinyl record and. And he starts pretending he's the one singing at this super fancy party that is as funny as anything you've ever seen.

[Pat Godwin]

It sounds funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Ace, you're not a fan. Especially that bit. Oh, you don't like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Was it too warm? Too happy? It's taking the piss out of a bunch of rich people. It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's sort of a blanket statement to say no women like the Stooges. I found that not be true. Your thoughts?

[Jeff Oskay]

Christ, I watched it. I mean, I. I've seen them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, there you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I. I don't seek it out.

[Tom Griswold]

I think one could write a very pretentious essay about American culture and the Three Stooges and how the hierarchy of the Stooges is analogous to that of Stop me before I trip on my tongue.

[Christy Lee]

He's absolutely right. It's a reflection of the Caste system of early, early 20s.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's as stated with the Tripartite Commission. They're ad hoc meetings, of course, of 60.

[Christy Lee]

There's some fun.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of hits in that show.

[Christy Lee]

There's some fun verbal gymnastics as well.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, my connection is perfectly valid.

[Christy Lee]

No, I do not see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Two people, two old people who. Distinguished Americans. The grandson of John Tyler and now the grandson of Curly from the Three Stooges is now performing on. On YouTube.

[Christy Lee]

How is it you say you saw some.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's okay. So, I mean, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's inferior to Curly's work.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can't. But he's. He's, you know, it's a salute, I guess, to his grandfather.

[Christy Lee]

I see. Is he doing Curly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, he is, yeah, to a degree.

[Jeff Oskay]

He stole his grandfather's axe.

[Tom Griswold]

Stole. It's a tribute. And by the way, I will go on record as saying I am also a huge Shemp fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there's a lot of comedy there too.

[Tom Griswold]

Shemp was the one. He had. He was always getting his. His long hair kind of greasy. Yeah, he was one of the brothers, the real brothers. In real life, the Horowitz brothers were Shemp, Mo and Curly. Larry was, I think the violin player. And Ted, what's his name's Orchestra or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

Larry Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was he the one that had the curly hair?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've always. I've always loved Larry as well. Always reminded me of Ringo Starr.

[Christy Lee]

I love. Yeah, I love Larry.

[Jeff Oskay]

What, like he really didn't belong there.

[Christy Lee]

If you got a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like that. No. Google.

[Christy Lee]

Google Larry taking a fountain pen to the forehead. The gag was it was supposed to stick in his head, and it actually does.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. In real life, it's a real.

[Christy Lee]

And they used the actual. Take it. The fountain pens.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he bleeding?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's yelling.

[Tom Griswold]

He used to show the three shooters when I was a kid on tv. And the host was a guy named Captain Penny who was very good at ee, but he would always. They'd have to do these disclaimers. All right, kids, now, you know, you don't go poking everybody in the eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the double eye poke? Remember the proper defense for that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you take your hand, you flatten your hand.

[Christy Lee]

You kind of make it a fin, and you put.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a fin in front of between your two eyes. So if the guy tries to poke.

[Christy Lee]

But then, of course, why can't you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just go on either side?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they do. That's what they do.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have been one of their writers.

[Jeff Oskay]

A defense would be like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have to. I'll find the name of the episode where Curly sings.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, you know the Curly Shuffle, of course, right? The big hit song.

[Jeff Oskay]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

We had it on record. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Half of the comedy clubs when I started played that as the intro music for some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's too.

[Pat Godwin]

On the East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's so good.

[Pat Godwin]

I hear that now, I immediately panic.

[Jeff Oskay]

You think you're right for yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. No, seriously, it causes like a. Oh, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we didn't discuss. I. I. Did I give you the whole article about how Curly Howard from the Three Stooges daughter died?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, we weren't talking about her.

[Pat Godwin]

Her final words were, she died of heart failure.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Her undertakers all went.

[Tom Griswold]

An anvil fell on her head after she was chased by that guy in the gorilla suit. And that was. That was a quality gorilla suit, by the way. You gotta hand it to the folks that produce those movies.

[Christy Lee]

We're due for a good pie fight in a movie. I don't know why that. I love a pie fight.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to be in one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

We can have a pie fight here.

[Christy Lee]

I'll talk to the video guys. Maybe we'll have a fight.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to film a TV commercial where I got pies in the face for several hours. And the key to that is not using shaving cream because your eyes get all.

[Josh Arnold]

Bernie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got. Yeah, we ended up, I think, going with Ready Whip or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing. Behind the scenes, they got it on the first take, but they wanted to do a lot more.

[Tom Griswold]

Witty. That was very nice. Do we have anything else coming up in sports?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the. There's a Colorado Rockies fan who is suing the Rockies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

What I think is an idiotic reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, this is where I wish I were a judge. I tie this guy up spread eagled and call their best pitcher out. Admittedly, the Rockies pitching sucks, but I think you know one of those guys. Great Whip up an 82 mile an hour ball right in his groin.

[Josh Arnold]

Still hurt?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I'm not a judge, because I believe in cruel and unusual punishment. It's much wittier and more fun. It's going to teach people lessons and.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a better deterrent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you're that one guy. You got 82 mile an hour fastball in the groin a little. Shut him up. And his attorney, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Tim Cavanaugh]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Christy Lee]

Hi there. The Bob and Tom show is what you're hearing from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We are live. There's Christy Lee from the Psylac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin's here. Jeff Oskay's here. There's Ace Cosby in his camo Raiders hat. That's a cool hat. Thank you. I am Josh Arnold and there's Tom in his pink hat, almost white.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I've got about 10 of these.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

The more you wash them, the lighter they get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The trick to washing these is don't put them in a dryer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here. Anybody else wash their hats?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't, I don't have.

[Tom Griswold]

They start, you wash your hats, they start to stink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, dude, I'm a sweaty man.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you wash my hat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you put them in the washing machine in like a bag or something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's put them in the washer. Or you can put them in your hat.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's a hat. Yeah, they had a hat shaped kid.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need to do that. Just put them in the dishwasher on delicate.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dishwasher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can put them in a dishwasher. Yeah. Or you can put them in a. I put them in a washing machine on delicate and then when they come out, you just kind of reform them in and hang them from, with a clothespin from a hanger. Let them dry.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wash them all the time. You wear them more than once, they start to stink.

[Christy Lee]

More than once.

[Jeff Oskay]

No. My house. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, I've taken a whiff walking by you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just said.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wish I could disagree.

[Pat Godwin]

There are some mornings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, now I'm gonna be thinking about that for the rest of your.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we do smell that.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't be self.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, think about it for four hours.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take anything personally, if that's what you're thinking.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, the 9 o' clock hour is the only thing I do have.

[Christy Lee]

I do need help with some hats I have that don't necessarily fit my head. Right. Is there a way to do I need to buy like a mannequin head and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there, there, there are stretching devices.

[Jeff Oskay]

For a ball cap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know that I need it stretched so much as just formed differently.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they're not all the same. Maybe it's just not meant for your head.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, earlier, we were discussing the amazing connection in the news this morning, the death of Miss Marilyn Howard, who was the daughter of Curly Howard, of course, from the three students. She died at the age of 86. Sadly, yes. As they were taking her to the grave, by the way, the bottom of the casket fell out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

A bunch of guys start running around. No, sorry. But we were also. I was trying to tie this into the sad death of Harrison Ruffin Tyler, the grandson of the 10th president of the United States. Yeah, I mean, it's a pretty unusual situation. John Tyler, who was the president. What was it, 1845 or something? Something. He had a kid when he was 63, and then that kid had a kid when he was 75.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's pretty amazing, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I thought that. I thought that Harrison or that John Tyler Rather was considered to be the most handsome president. No, no. I think Christopher was doing some homework for me. He said it's. It's considered to be Franklin Pierce.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was Pierce.

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess the top three apparently are. What is it? Franklin Pierce, John F. Kennedy, and Barack Obama.

[Jeff Oskay]

I could see that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All three of those make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but I mean, what about Reagan? Wouldn't you consider him a pretty hair.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the day? Not when he was president.

[Jeff Oskay]

Franklin Pierce is hot look. And he's got that bad boy hair that kind of just whisks.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly the guy I was thinking of.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Wisps down on his forehead a little bit. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the one for you, I think anyone who. Anyone want to take a stab at the. The perfect president for Christie to be.

[Christy Lee]

I would have guessed jfk.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Jeff Oskay]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Madison.

[Jeff Oskay]

Madison?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're taller than Madison.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, is he short guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was JFK kind of short?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

How tall is he? Six foot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And this. Yeah. Franklin Pierce. He's got it going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But in any event, sad news about Harrison Ruffin Tyler, is it 96.

[Christy Lee]

And it's barely news, even sad.

[Tom Griswold]

But I did discover that once again, Marilyn Howard Elman, the daughter of Curly, has a grandson who performs Curly stuff online.

[Christy Lee]

So I'd rather watch Will Sasso.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was great. Terrific movie. Completely. The Three Stooges movie those guys made was great.

[Christy Lee]

They did a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy that did mo. Brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. Chris diamond on Top of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still doing stuff?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you see him in commercials and TV shows of a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot. He's great.

[Christy Lee]

And Larry's got to be the hardest person to do of the three. And that guy nailed it. What's his name? I forget. He was on Will and Grace.

[Pat Godwin]

Grace. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And he's in that.

[Pat Godwin]

Just won the Tony.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shoot. It's unfortunate.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember. Well, now when.

[Christy Lee]

Sean Hayes. Sean Hayes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, he's. Who plays it?

[Christy Lee]

He plays Larry.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's worth a watch, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they made a. A feature length movie of the Stooges. What Decade or so ago. It's very good. Will Sasso is awesome. Now this is interesting because Curly died young, by the way. He was a huge dog lover. I don't know. Wow. I know this, but yeah, Curly was a big dog guy, so that makes. Makes me like him even more. But he died in like 52 when this. When his daughter was only 13. But interestingly enough, her stepdad. First it was a guy named Shemp, and then Curly Joe and Joe Besser. Joe Besser.

[Christy Lee]

I liked Joe Besser, by the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

People that replaced Curly, I'm assuming. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Joe Besser wasn't. He was the. Not so hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very.

[Christy Lee]

He was very effeminate and like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it didn't work.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, they're.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one that worked was Shemp. I'm. I'll live and die on that hill. Okay. So sorry. Let's. We'll move forward here if you're just joining us. Thanks for joining us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this remains the Bob and Tom show. And we're happy to be here. We'll actually try to get. Do we have some sporting news of interest over there?

[Josh Arnold]

A Colorado Rockies fan is suing the team after getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The ticket says.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

In the lawsuit, Timothy Raquel states that he was seated in a luxury box for the July 16 game in 2023 when a baseball struck him directly right in the eye and face, resulting in catastrophic and permanent injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, so far, there's a. Okay, a little bit of wiggle room here with respect to this. But wait, wait till you hear what his complaint is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, what's his complaint?

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Raquel claims that it was not possible for him to see the foul ball from his seat, adding that the Rockies longstanding poor performance on the field have contributed to a game Day environment in which spectators, particularly those and luxury suites, are less engaged with the action on the feel.

[Tom Griswold]

So his argument is, the team is so crappy. I'm just there enjoying the cocktails or whatever. I'm not watching the game. Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on my phone, whatever clock.

[Christy Lee]

They've created an environment where one doesn't have to pay attention. Is he blind in that eye?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. Who knows? It doesn't matter. I.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, my punishment would be, as I indicated earlier, you take this guy, you. You tie him down, spread eagle, and you get one of the pitchers on the Rockies, admittedly, they're not particularly good to just fastball them on the nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll probably get hit in the eye again.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'd be fine with me. I. If you can start suing teams for poor play. I have several hundred friends that are Cleveland Browns fans that are going to be cashing in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we can't allow. We can't let this be a legal precedent.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were talking about this other day with Al Jackson. The Rockies are a terrible team, but they have a beautiful stadium.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And people go there sometimes, as I said earlier, to get hot dogs to go. No, they go. They go to see the visiting teams, of course, but they. They. They are. Their attendance is not. Not bad, so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah, apparently people are going to party, have a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, and it does say. Apparently it says in the tickets that. But I guess this guy's also claiming that he was a guest and didn't buy the tickets.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that doesn't. All right. Nothing. You get nothing, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have been at a game. I saw a guy taken out of a baseball game on a stretcher.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, it can be real scary. Sure. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. But. Yeah, but you got. You got to pay attention.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if he got to take the ball home or the guy next to him snagged it.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you. If you did lose that eye, wouldn't you get a glass eye that looks like a baseball badass.

[Pat Godwin]

Hell of a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're at a party. You know, just what I think this shows. Out of bad ideas, Josh steps up to take over for me.

[Jeff Oskay]

What if you could do that?

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you can get a glass eye that looks like an eight ball.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a guy.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like the earth.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a glass eye guy?

[Tom Griswold]

My old neighbor.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he has one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they make them.

[Christy Lee]

Weren't you disappointed to find out that most glass eyes aren't the full Round eye. They're just kind of the. Kind of a gloss, like almost like a contact lens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my old neighbor made him. Yeah, that was really. Yeah, that's their business.

[Christy Lee]

Old neighbor who made glass eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy that. He's the guy that. Famously. I've told this story before. I was standing out in front of my house, and he had a Corvette, and he was just. He lives like, you know, 200ft away, and he's going down the street. All of a sudden, he drives into a mailbox. And it was because he.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't keep an eye out.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. There was a raccoon that had. He had the top down. A raccoon had called in and gotten under that. That dashboard. Yeah, there's that thing by your feet. There's a raccoon in there. So he's just recently driving along and his hand reaches and grabs his foot. He took out my friend Jeff's mailbox.

[Christy Lee]

Listen to this. We were talking about hats.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And whether or not you clean them. And if you. I need some help forming some hats. I have to my head. Right. They don't fit. Adam writes in. He says, I wear my hats in the shower to clean them and to get them to form a certain way, wash them like it's your hair and then dry them the same way with a towel, but continue to wear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you did that, if you'd wash them like it was your hair, you'd just be washing the back.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Tom, I. And I alone would just be washing them that way, wouldn't I?

[Pat Godwin]

That is the Tate calling the kettle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nicely done.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. He's Tucci calling the Statham.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's saying the shampoo for the soap.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's. He doesn't say whether or not to shampoo.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I think he means just wear it in there like you're washing your hair.

[Tom Griswold]

But hats start to stink after a while, especially in the summer, so you wash them all the time.

[Christy Lee]

And then he says, as it dries, just keep it on. On.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you could just get it wet and put it on your head.

[Josh Arnold]

Like if you wear it to the lake, you could dip your head in when you're fishing, and then you just have a wet hat.

[Christy Lee]

But now I have trench head.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because by the way, trench head should be in some horror movie. He's. Did you see Trench Head Attacks Again?

[Christy Lee]

No, you're right. I have worn wet hats because of that. They've flown off in the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

So this hat you have isn't. Doesn't have that clip on the back where you can adjust the size?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it does, but, you know, sometimes they just lay flatter than you want to and.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, the shape of the.

[Christy Lee]

The fit is fine. You're right. It's the shape. It's, you know, on the top of.

[Tom Griswold]

Your head, so it's just not meant for you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I hate. But I paid for it. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you could pay for a pair of size 28 jeans. You wouldn't wear those, would you?

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, but these are my size hats. These are my size hats. Would you wear a size 28?

[Tom Griswold]

Jean?

[Jeff Oskay]

He's about there.

[Pat Godwin]

He's pretty close.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm working on it.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's close. What are you down to a 30?

[Christy Lee]

28?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't. Isn't Jaggers like a 26?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Twice by 28, I'm a 27, so.

[Christy Lee]

If Sally Strothers were still alive, she'd make commercials for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she dead?

[Christy Lee]

I think she died, didn't she? Well, she's dead to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re killing people off left and right on today's show. So anyway, this guy. So back to this idiot suing the Rockies because he wasn't paying attention at a game, apparently. And once.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it doesn't say how much he's suing for, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe they'll offer him season tickets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he can pay attention. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Put him way up where the balls don't go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be careful. You got to pay attention. Ladies and gentlemen, coming up, we have an update on the.

[Christy Lee]

You think Sally Strothers is sitting somewhere listening, and she just kind of put her coffee down, went, what the hell? I'm right here.

[Tom Griswold]

That. That did happen on our show.

[Jeff Oskay]

That did happen.

[Tom Griswold]

It happened with Janice Ian. Janice Ian.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The singer of. At 17 in Society's Child Great Songs.

[Pat Godwin]

We killed her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then she called us up. Up that. Hey, hey, fellas. I'm right here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ouch.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it also happened with the woman from the. What. What's the TV show with?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, it was. It happened one day at a time with McKenzie Phillips. Yeah, yeah. She was listening, sitting in the lobby, and Chick was making disparaging remarks about her, if I remember correctly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. She was in the lobby of one of the affiliates.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very, very, very embarrassing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, coming up, we have our spelling bee winner, unless you have it. Do you have that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I Don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, okay. I'm gonna save you because it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I bet we can't spell his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be a stunner. If his name is. If his name is Joe Smith, I'll eat my microphone. Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the word's gonna really piss you off. It pisses me off.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole spelling beat gets me angry. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

Get started risk [e-mail] Spotify hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat, will you give us your best Irish? O'reilly o'reilly, Excellent.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, how about your best Irish Good morning or hello to everybody?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm not Irish.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for playing along. There's Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar, top of the morning to you.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby with his Irish accent, Four Leaf Club. Or it was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Tom Griswold]

Or okay, I'm Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Arnold, the heart of a.

[Tom Griswold]

For me and Guinness, he sounded like the early iteration of a robot. Well, I've got him talking poorly.

[Josh Arnold]

Clover.

[Tom Griswold]

It's glad to two burrado. Nick, two booze. Okay, I was. We had this story about this idiot who's suing the Colorado Rockies because apparently he was. He was in a luxury box, wasn't paying attention because the team stinks and claims it's their fault that the team stinks that he wasn't paying attention. And therefore I got hit in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Eye with a baseball when a baseball struck him directly in the right eye and face, resulting in catastrophic and permanent injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure this guy has a history of being the last one picked to play softball.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It got me thinking about this story and I just did some research during the break and this is in fact, this actually happened you may have heard of this Richie Ashburn. And this was in 1957. Now, this is a famous story, Christy. I know it goes back a ways, but Richie, Aspirin. He fouled foul ball. It hit a woman in the face and broke her nose. The medics came to attend to her. She was being carried off the field on a stretcher. Ashburn fouled off the very next pitch, this time hitting her in the knee, Breaking it.

[Christy Lee]

Just amazing.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, in later days, the woman, Ms. Alice Roth, became friends with Richard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You'd have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Meaning he would have to reach out. Go. Ma' am, I. What can I do for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. That's just a classic story.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyways, if you're going to a bad day, going to a ball game, pay attention.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got hit in the face right here by a hockey puck. It was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Christie pointed to the bridge of her nose. That. That. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That can kill you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's really rough.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was rough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I took a hockey puck in the shin once. On a scale of life pain that was worse than anything I've ever experienced. Except. Except a. The crossbar of a bicycle When I was in elementary school at Mercer high school. Look at the crotch.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think my reflexes are good enough for a hockey puck. Even if it was coming straight at my face, I don't think I could stop it. Baseball, I could at least dodge it.

[Christy Lee]

I feel like with a hockey puck, it would hit you in the face and then you'd move your arm to block it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's. Provided your motor functions are still at work there.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, we all know they're hard to see, right? That's why people don't watch hockey, because it's hard to see the buck.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't there glass all the way around, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but everyone go over.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, that's painful.

[Christy Lee]

And there are nets on either end. But still. Yeah. It can get. They can make their way out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Aaron. There's an errand.

[Tom Griswold]

But in this case, the guy. Was he even. What does he. How does he phrase it? Something about the team is so crappy. He goes, oh. The long standing, poor performance of the Colorado Rockies on the field have contributed to a game day environment in which spectators are less engaged with the action in the field than he has the balls to say, Particularly those in the luxury suites.

[Jeff Oskay]

And that's the way it is in the luxury suites all the time.

[Christy Lee]

I know that's. That's always bothered Me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they are. Most people aren't paying.

[Christy Lee]

I've been lucky enough to watch a lot of games from a luxury box.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm one of the few people who actually grabs. You know, they have great food, grab a plate, and then go sit in one of the stadium seats and watch the game.

[Jeff Oskay]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

I always want to give luxury box tickets to, like, the family in the upper decks who are there to. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But once they get. Once they get up there, Wait a minute. There's a hot dog buffet and a bar. See you later.

[Christy Lee]

They still want to see that game.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace and I went to see Kiss, and we had. We were in the luxury box. You sat in the seats. Right. There was like. There were, like, eight seats right in front of the box.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Those. Those are the best. That's. You're so lucky to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

But during some of the lesser songs, I. I hit the hot dog bar.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

They were nice for dogs right there, you know, got the fresh. Fresh.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't like the cold gin time.

[Christy Lee]

Or you go to a concert and all those boxes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You see people go. I remember just being furious, seeing people show up at a box. Like, three songs into the concert, they took some selfies, and then two songs later, they left.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Give these to the hardcore fans. Spoiled pricks.

[Josh Arnold]

My youngest daughter's friend, her family does rather well. They have a luxury box, and so she's gone to a couple games and sat in the luxury box. That was her only time going to a game. Then I took her to a game in normal seats, and she hated. She's like, where's the nacho bar? I go, oh, there's no nacho bar. She's like, then I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she kind of like sitting in the regular seats.

[Josh Arnold]

She did not.

[Christy Lee]

Or you go to a concert, you sit and you hang out in the lawn. Man, I love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Christy, I'm with you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, dude, I'm sorry. I'll spend half the. If I have good seats, I'll spend half the time in the lawn.

[Tom Griswold]

And then last time one of my family members sat in the lawn, they ended up in jail.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

You have degenerates for children.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's face it. We have wild.

[Christy Lee]

Don't blame the law.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't understand, looking back, how with. Of all the people, he's the one that got caught. Sure. They may have smelled something.

[Josh Arnold]

We were at a concert one time Sitting in the lawn, and my friend was trying to pass me a joint. But a security man had stuck his head in between me and my friend, but he didn't notice. He kept, like, hitting me in the arm. I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm good. And all of a sudden, the guy just reaches up and just takes the joint and turns around, walks off with.

[Christy Lee]

It and got so high. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that actually leads to a story. We asked Pat to sing his tribute to getting high. What would happen if Hitler got high? I don't know what. This. This story really made me laugh. And because we were talking yesterday about the serious business of climbing Mount Everest, and this is not Everest, but it's also interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Two hikers in New York's Adirondack Mountains who were tripping on hallucinogenic mushrooms mistakenly reported the death of their hiking companion. A state forest ranger responded to a call about a hiker who had reportedly died on Cascade Mountain. However, the supposedly dead person later called and said he was not injured. The ranger escorted the two hikers down to an ambulance, the ones that had reported their friend gone, and took them to a hospital. They. The two hikers who called 911 also told a steward on the mountain summit that they were lost. The steward, however, determined the hikers were not really lost. They were just in an altered mental state.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a really bad idea. What is the term. You were talking about this yesterday, Jeffrey, you've experimented with various hallucinogens, and you said you have to have, like, a guide. How did you word it?

[Josh Arnold]

The ayahuasca. They usually have a guide with you who takes you on the trip.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're doing any of this foolishness, you should have someone who's sober.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's always a great idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

To make sure you don't wander off the side of a mountain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Or. Or call 911 and say your friend is dead and they come out. I mean, this would might be a pretty good movie, don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of comedy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Two guys are out there, they're so high, they report the one guy dead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What were they on? Mushrooms?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yep, mushrooms.

[Christy Lee]

Are those fun?

[Josh Arnold]

That'll do it.

[Tom Griswold]

But you could tell the guys when they get to him, hey, listen, your friend was dead, but the aliens came down and resurrected him. So he's gonna come out here and talk to you now.

[Christy Lee]

They would lose their mind. Would they just.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Man. They took these guys to the hospital. What do they do at the Hospital put them in a. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

What would they do?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe give them Valium, bring them down a little, put him to sleep, give.

[Pat Godwin]

You Ativan and what's called a banana bag. Banana bag for fluids, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. How do you know this?

[Pat Godwin]

I know a lot about it. I've never done hallucinogenics, but if you're in trouble at the hospital, the ar for. I've seen people.

[Tom Griswold]

A banana bag.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a banana bag. Yeah, for fluids. To give you fluids and then Ativan.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

You use a banana bag in your underpants.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

In your underpants.

[Tom Griswold]

I was enjoying it so much, I couldn't even get it out, you know, the implication being, you know, being Irish and all.

[Josh Arnold]

Banana bag. Better than banana hammock. That's even better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what. What do they call the person who's the babysitting those? Tripping.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. You're so your sober guide or your sober. Your.

[Christy Lee]

There was like a term, like something buddy. I forget what. It wasn't sober buddy, but it was trip sitter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've heard that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Trip sitter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been on the. On that side of it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. I've taken care of my friends who are having a bad trip before.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do? How do you talk? What do you talk to?

[Josh Arnold]

You find out, like, what kind of music they like. You put that on you. If they start talking about bad things, you're like, oh, let's focus on the positive. Like, what's the happiest day of your life? And try to get their mind thinking about positive stuff and stuff of bad, horrible. It's like, oh, I think I'm dead. Yeah, you're like, not dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are there bowel functions and everything? Pretty much normal or with mushrooms?

[Josh Arnold]

People throw up a lot. Same with ayahuasca. A lot of people throw up at the beginning.

[Christy Lee]

No, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. No, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

It really kicks the trip in, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

My vomit's all colorful. Yeah, that's because you ate eight Fruit Loops, you idiot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a really cool story about famous, apparently very hot actress. You guys keep telling me. Yes, she's got a little something for sale. You might want to drink, put it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say?

[Tom Griswold]

Send us an email. Bob [e-mail].

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I am. Wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

[Christy Lee]

How are you, darling?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Good. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Oskay across the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's to his right. Hey. And I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like it when the. If you're listening to the radio and there's a game on and they go, oh, your team going right to left?

[Christy Lee]

I kind of do.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that help?

[Christy Lee]

It's just. I don't know. I mean, I just think it's color.

[Tom Griswold]

So you just said that he's to the right into the left.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just for fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that help people?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, I don't think they care at all. But that's my point. Now, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand what's happening here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You remember when he used to do those?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna go from shortest hair to longest hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

I remember.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna go sh. Shoe size. Now we're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Pat Godwin]

They're interesting because you size from handsomest to ugliest.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. There are four handsome men in here. There are six men total. Guess who's a wolfer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I want to. I want to play something just for Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think you are. Here we go. Hey, Mo.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Mo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I'm nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God. I first open mic.

[Tom Griswold]

That was so. I just loved it when that came out.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too. But I was also seven or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys roller skate to that?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Dude, we wore that out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Curly Shuffle.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. We are playing the Curly Shuffle today because. Huge story in the news. Two of them. Once again, I tied together the. The sad death of. Of Curly's daughter.

[Christy Lee]

The death. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not sad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

She's 86. It was a natural.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she. She died of a heart failure. That happens in 86.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she did not die of heart failure. She had an anvil fall on her and then got a pie in the face.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I don't like, the hypocrisy. The sad, tragic death. Anvil fell on her.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, I think the. It just. I think the only living daughter or son of one of the Three Stooges.

[Christy Lee]

Really, the lineage is gone of all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, again, she has a son who performs on YouTube. As. As a. As Curly's grandson or Curly G. But now, Pat, you were saying that they played the Curly Shuffle in your early days of comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

All the east coast comedy clubs. Very. A lot of them played that as the interest from music.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I. It's so hard.

[Josh Arnold]

I started out here, used to play that from the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the name of the band? Jumping the Fire or something.

[Christy Lee]

What is Jumping in the. Oh, Jumping the saddle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Jump in the saddle. Thank you ways. Yeah. I just thought it's such a fun song.

[Christy Lee]

It is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they have any other songs?

[Christy Lee]

Not that I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

Mall Walk was a big. Oh, yeah, that was also.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they like. Aren't they a show? A show band? Aren't they just a show band out of Chicago or something? I think so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you know the B side?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

At one point. Yeah. I forget what the B side was.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it? Do we know?

[Christy Lee]

I'll find out one day. And doing the show. Yeah, yeah. I'll look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

And sad. In contemporary culture, there's no longer a B side.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nope. Because there's no singles anymore.

[Christy Lee]

I'm fine with it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a plan B.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, for now.

[Christy Lee]

There's a plan B. Yeah, for now.

[Tom Griswold]

Still legal. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know. It depends on where you live, I think. Oh, hey, we're not getting political.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You're just getting boring and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Not boring. Offensive is the word you're looking for.

[Jeff Oskay]

The Three Stooges is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So yeah, man, we roller skate to that.

[Jeff Oskay]

And a short set and a sundress.

[Christy Lee]

And we'd roller skate to Buckner and Garcia's Pac man fever. Those.

[Jeff Oskay]

Those were the two do not really.

[Christy Lee]

We wore out those big time.

[Tom Griswold]

That, of course. Bill Buckner and Jerry Garcia. Rare, rare combination.

[Jeff Oskay]

Basketball meets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Jerry playing rock and roll. Mean banjo on that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Hits and misses.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we tied. We tied in the sad death of. Oh, I think it's important. No, we got to get to an important presidential trivia. This. I. I love this story. The grandson of a guy who was president in the 1840s just died the age of 96.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope he got his mom's nose. Yeah, they're gonna have to cut a hole in the casket.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that guy's making room for that shark.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying that John Tyler not a handsome man, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

That thing is a beak.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he was a president a long time ago. And just to think that 1941. So that 235 years of lifespan for those three guys, that's pretty amazing. Okay, so enough, Enough. Curly Shuffle and John Tyler, we. Are we done with the sports page?

[Josh Arnold]

We are, but I have a personal dilemma I was wondering if you guys could help me with. All right, I need your opinion or the listener's opinion. So me and my neighbor, you know, we share a property line, and one of my trees that hangs over his yard, a branch fell off, and he took that branch and drug it over and put it on my side.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know which neighbor you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

So I drug it back over and put it on his side, and now it's laying on the property line, and neither of us are giving up, so it's yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the. I'm sorry, where's the tree? Again, who's.

[Josh Arnold]

The tree is on my property. But it's in his yard.

[Jeff Oskay]

But it's your tree.

[Christy Lee]

Right? I, I, I, I see what you're saying in terms of being annoyed that he just drug it into your yard. What I would have done is gone to you and said, hey, man, you want to help me take care of the limb that fell off your tree into my yard?

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a shared responsibility, so I should go. And it's.

[Christy Lee]

You do something. Yeah, you should do.

[Tom Griswold]

This is you could spray it with gasoline and then stick it in front of his garage and set it on fire.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Have you considered that on fire, where.

[Tom Griswold]

It sits, gasoline explodes, by the way. Okay, you may want to just use charcoal.

[Josh Arnold]

So I am the jerk.

[Christy Lee]

You know what you do?

[Jeff Oskay]

You're not a jerk.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he have a wife?

[Christy Lee]

Here's what you do, Joe. Get a wood chipper and aim it so that when you put it in the wood chipper, it all shoots into his yard and just go, I took care of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just between you and me and knowing that where you live, I don't think I'd piss that guy off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's got a couple big signs in his yard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's one of those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

I love big sign guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Don't you kind of wish you cared about something so much of a big sign?

[Josh Arnold]

You would. Until you're living next to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. I have signed people in my neighborhood.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And they kind of duel a little bit.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

One puts up one, and then the other puts up the opposing, and then the other puts up a second one. It goes back.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these about Matters that the HOA would be concerned with or just politics.

[Christy Lee]

Mostly politics. And then now one has not. He didn't go sign. He went flag. Oh, so he has a flag pole with the. Which I think really one ups the sign.

[Tom Griswold]

You should. You should get the flag of Switzerland and put it up. Making just a kind of a peacemaker.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have never guessed in your neighborhood that they had signed people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a nice neighborhood.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're fine.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a big signed neighborhood.

[Christy Lee]

I just wish I were that passionate about anything to put a sign up.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Now we're going to switch gears here.

[Jeff Oskay]

We. I have a sports story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. What is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a winner in the 2025 Scripps National Spelling Bee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good, good, good.

[Jeff Oskay]

The 13 year old seventh grade student at a middle school in Dallas, Texas. I'm going to tell you all this before I tell you his name. He finished tied for 370th place in 2019. Tied for 21st place in 2023.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to see if I can.

[Jeff Oskay]

Spell the word place in 2024.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love to see if I can spell his name.

[Christy Lee]

So this guy's good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Faison Zaki is his name.

[Christy Lee]

F A I S O N A.

[Jeff Oskay]

F A I, Z A N. Oh, he changed on.

[Christy Lee]

I was going with Faison Love.

[Jeff Oskay]

Zaki Zay Z A K I. He received the coveted Scripps cup Thursday night after correctly spelling eclairs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I've got that. Ich.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you use that in a sentence?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a French word.

[Pat Godwin]

This chocolate is class.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this supposed to be spelling words in English?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I would think so too.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's a French word that means clarification, explanation, or enlightenment in English.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we do Chinese spelling?

[Josh Arnold]

Eclair Aman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Eclair, Simon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait, hold on.

[Jeff Oskay]

Eclair. In English, it would be eclair esmen.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes though, you want to use a French just for that moat. Just, you know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That. Je ne sais quat. I hate spelling bee and I hate people who like it. It's ruining the lives. None of these kids can spell the word go outside and play. But you understand, they have to mem. They. They sit around memorizing words no one ever uses. This is such a waste of time.

[Christy Lee]

But Tom, the opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I have plenty of that.

[Christy Lee]

So you should.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no.

[Christy Lee]

You get so passionate about hating this. You should just Let it be so. No pun intended.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now I have a question. When you're. Because I did not listen and watch the spelling bee.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

You're kidding. I put 10 grand on the Internet. Indian kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

Which one has an accent on it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have to say the accent when you're spelling it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe so.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it an accente you or an accente bra?

[Jeff Oskay]

It's an exante accent.

[Tom Griswold]

Grave. Or it's this way. Teal day. That's Spanish. This is such a waste of everyone's time.

[Christy Lee]

Did you take French, Jeff?

[Josh Arnold]

I did. Four years. Can't spello single thing.

[Christy Lee]

Thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it mean?

[Josh Arnold]

E, C, L, A, I, R, C, E, M, E, N, T. You're very close.

[Jeff Oskay]

E, C, L, A, I, R, C, I, S, S, E. Just a second.

[Christy Lee]

You were very close. I just watched Jeff read that from a piece of paper. He hasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

I wrote it down.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What does it mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had.

[Jeff Oskay]

The story means clarification, explanation, or enlightenment in English, even though it's a French word.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Has anyone ever used it in the. In a sentence in the last year in this country?

[Jeff Oskay]

I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, somebody. Some New Yorker writer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really?

[Christy Lee]

Don't you think that's. Who would use that?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you spell it right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, no. I started with ich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's clear.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a great story yesterday about this spelling bee. This guy, he's called Dr. Happy. So it sounds like he's some guy that makes LSD in Marin County. His name is. His name. I'm not kidding. His real name is Radveep Randhawa. And his three kids have made eight straight trips to the Scripps National Spelling Bee. His daughter Aisha has appeared four times. He's got daughters, Lara and Avi. They've each competed twice. But he was complaining because when Avi's run ended in the 2023 semifinals, the word that she could not spell was a city in Indiana, and the word was Terre Haute.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think that's fair either.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's. That's a. That's actually fair because it's a word that people can actually. It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's not a French word.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's also something you'd use.

[Jeff Oskay]

A Terre Haute.

[Christy Lee]

No, Terre Haute is French.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a place. But I mean. Yeah, Terre Haute means firm ground.

[Christy Lee]

It does mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Ground means the land of the Hautes. And it's a famous. Famous tribe. They're like the Hopies don't take their picture. No, but that's at least fair. They're using words that no one ever uses in the spelling bee. And all these kids just take these books and memorize words. It's stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Why, though, culturally, is it a lot of Indian people? What about the spelling bee attracts, who knows, that culture?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody has to have that.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess the kids don't like to play outside.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you can't play baseball, Avi. You've got to go memorize 5,000 words this afternoon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Faison has a lot of other interests besides the spelling bee. Cricket, playing video games, chatting with friends, speed, solving Rubik's cubes and playing his viola.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I used to play. I played the viola for two years.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's also an avid language and linguistics nerd who's currently learning French, which is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this all makes sense that he would be involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, as I said yesterday, that this kid that couldn't spell Terre Haute. I mean, are you really that good of a speller? If Larry Bird can beat you.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's not. Terre Haute's not easy for a kid.

[Jeff Oskay]

To spell, especially if you.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a little more practical than spelling, whatever it was. Vaginaphus.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ecclar's mold.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, the vaginafus sounds like a dinosaur.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the tongue on that thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

We have more French news. Oui, oui.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm fine. I went. I went last break.

[Jeff Oskay]

I need to go this break.

[Tom Griswold]

You can go right now. Right now. The Baba Time show, sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp is a really good program, a really good idea. It's all about accessing therapy. And as I said earlier, May officially had been designated, and still is, I guess, technically it's almost. Almost over. But it's been designated a mental health awareness month. And it's about recognizing the fact that seeking counseling or seeking therapy can be a very positive thing. Get rid of the stigma, like Jimmy Ursa used to say. So if you're considering getting into therapy, this is an interesting way to do it because it's done online with, of course, licensed therapists. And it's a lot easier to access because you can do it wherever you want to be at the time. There are something like 35,000 plus therapists working the program, and at the click of a button, you can get hooked up. The way it works is you fill out a questionnaire, they'll see what you're interested in discussing, and they have therapists in a whole, I guess you could call it a wide variety of topics that can perhaps help you out. So work on becoming the best version of you by checking out BetterHelp. The way to do it is you go to BetterHelp.com BTShow and once again, that BTShow thing will knock 10% off your first month. So this kind of gets rid of one of the hurdles that may have been in the way of you getting into therapy, and that is the fact that you can do it at your convenience where you want to be. You could be in your car. I was talking to someone today that said, yeah, they did it here at our offices just by going to one of the back offices and shutting the door and they grab their smartphone and do it that way. So find out all about it by going to betterhelp.com btshow and in case I'm not pronouncing it clearly, it's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow we'll come back to argue about something else. Oh, we have someone super hot on the news.

[Christy Lee]

And Terre Haute means high high ground.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, high ground.

[Christy Lee]

Which makes sense. Haute couture means what? High fashion. There's a scary French movie called Hot Tension.

[Tom Griswold]

What does hot spelling be mean? I hate spelling bees.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Okay, good. When we come back, the effluent of a famous person you'd like to drink.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Not really. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome was interrupted by the music. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And my gosh, don't forget, thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast and quite frankly deserve from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Yeah. Christy, Pat, Oskar. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom. Later on we'll be chatting with Tim Cavanaugh. I imagine he has a birthday cavalcade.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could be. I look forward to that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we get news we failed to mention today?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I've mentioned everything I've wanted to mention and probably more than I should have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we certainly appreciated it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a couple quick things. We have our pop up shop open I think for just for two more days. So we got this really cool shirt, a couple of them. Check it out. Once again, it's the pop up shop. Go to Bob and tom.com and it may make you happy for buy a shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm getting a lot of compliments on mine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I have given them great grad gifts. By the way, I owe you some money.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Let's see now where were we? We were talking about the spelling bee. There's a champion. Apparently they're doing foreign languages now and the spelling bee, well, the word is.

[Jeff Oskay]

French but it is used in English.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently by no one in the history of English language. What was the word again?

[Jeff Oskay]

Eclair. Sismo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great. Yeah. If you're someone use that. It means you're probably going to be leaving soon. As soon as I said this word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're not going to want to talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Your, your, your chat is so off putting. I'm exiting. What else is happening in the news?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, speaking of France, French officials intend to ban smoking in most outdoor places. In France. The new restrictions on smoking will include places where children could be such as beaches, parks, public gardens outside of schools, bus stops and sports.

[Christy Lee]

Are they trying to have another revolution?

[Jeff Oskay]

Violators could be fined up to $154. A government official said, quote, the freedom to smoke stops where children's right to breathe clean air starts. The new rule goes into effect July 1. Cafe terraces will be excluded from the ban which will also not extend to electronic cigarettes. Now, my daughter went to school in France for a little bit of a time. Everyone in her that high school smoked.

[Christy Lee]

I have no doubt.

[Jeff Oskay]

She said she couldn't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's to cover up the bo.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you tried smoking? It's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? It never took for me, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

It took for me not even one.

[Christy Lee]

And I kind of tried it. I kind of tried to make it take and it didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your dad smoked, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And use Marlboro Red.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Softback. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For how long?

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy. Up until he was about. I'm going to 48, 50. Your brother smoke boy are there. Are my sisters in law listening?

[Tom Griswold]

Just say, well you've got three brothers so you're, you're safe if you go. Yeah, one of them and then just don't say his name.

[Christy Lee]

All three at some point in their lives have. Yes. Yeah. I was the only one. I would do it like every now and again I'd be get, you know, drunk at a party, let me have a cigarette. It would knock me on my ass. I would get a good buzz from a cigarette.

[Jeff Oskay]

A lot of people do that. Nicotine will do it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

So in France, they're Going to ban it, which is pretty amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

What country smokes the most?

[Tom Griswold]

China.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, China. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can imagine the Chinese cigarettes. They. The filter technology hasn't hit yet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, their air pollution's so bad, it doesn't matter if you smoke or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Which bends where you are. It's a big country. There's nice little places in the hinterlands.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So in France, you're not gonna be able to smoke outside to protect the kids. And so they can still drink wine.

[Pat Godwin]

Part of the culture to have a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Little bit of wine. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, when they say a bottle of.

[Tom Griswold]

Wine, it's got a nipple on it.

[Christy Lee]

Bottle of wine fruit of divine when.

[Tom Griswold]

You gonna let me get sober?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I love that song. Who is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a great question.

[Christy Lee]

Let's all take the time to look at our phones.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but it's a. I love that song.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right, listen up. Sydney Sweeney is teaming up with the soap brand Dr. Squatch.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I use them all the time.

[Jeff Oskay]

To sell soap containing her used bath water.

[Tom Griswold]

Now slow down for a second, Dr. Squatch. You didn't you bring it? Was that the deodorant you were using?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. I use their soap, their bar soap. And I did bring a some. It was a pizza soap. And yeah, they'll have special flavors and. Oh, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There we go. Dr. Squatch.

[Christy Lee]

I believe that was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tie in.

[Tom Griswold]

And Sydney Sweeney is the actress famous for what show?

[Jeff Oskay]

For White Lotus and she was in the handsmay Maid's tale.

[Christy Lee]

Euphoria was the big one. She's a good actress.

[Jeff Oskay]

The limited edition soap bar dubbed Sydney's bathwater Bliss is infused with her actual bath water and features the scent called morning wood. Of course, the soap also comes with a certificate confirming that it was made from bathwater Ms. Sweeney bathed in. Only 5,000bars will be sold at a date to be announced.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they'll be sold out. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Their guys are going to eat it.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're gonna. And there is a chance. You can go to their website, I think, or Instagram or something and they're gonna give away, I think 10 bars or something.

[Christy Lee]

But okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard she's teaming up with Lipton and they're gonna auction off her bra as tea bags.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a lot of tea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. She's like right now the go to hot celebrity for most. Yeah, young men or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

But this Is this is a bar of sound soap, correct? Right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. What did you want? What kind of soap do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

I was confused. I was confusing it with the lady that was selling her bath water. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that was an only family.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was getting them mixed up. So this is a bar of soap. I've got the under on how many days it is before a guy goes into the ER with one of these crammed up his ass.

[Christy Lee]

That's an interesting Venn diagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The men who are attracted to Sydney Sweeney, but who also want things up there.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think they cross.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I have the under less than 27 days. Okay, here's the bathwater thing. Hang on a minute. Here we go. A YouTuber posted a video of himself drinking a $30 jar of bath water he purchased from an Instagram star.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so we've got a YouTuber and an Instagram star.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, two of your favorite things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, God. It's a shame that there wasn't a bomb striking at the time. Someone named Belle Delphine sold bottles filled with water she had bathed in.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe she made over a hundred thousand dollars selling her bathroom.

[Jeff Oskay]

I am taking a bath this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm serious. Get you a bunch of little jars.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't be using soap, right? Because that would.

[Christy Lee]

She's also a pornographic actress.

[Jeff Oskay]

According to Wikipedia, that does.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let me see what's happening.

[Christy Lee]

What's. What surprised me is you actually threw the phone down. It's. Well, this isn't my thing, man. She looks like an anime girl. Yeah, like she's. Jeez. This is. There's something very unsettling about this to me, Tom. I'll show you here.

[Tom Griswold]

And this. Is this an actual.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I mean, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. I like my women to look like they're human.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. She looks. Yeah, she looks like a drawing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. She looks like a cartoon character. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess, presumably mostly men buy her bath water. Oh, this guy. This guy was drinking it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here she is holding up jar of bath water.

[Jeff Oskay]

What was she selling that for?

[Tom Griswold]

This. This guy said he paid 30. Oh, okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now that paid attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see if I can find this other story. This was the one about the woman. Oh, here we go. This woman says she made $90,000 selling her flatulence in jars. Her name, Ms. Stephanie Matto. M A T T O. She was on a show called 90 Day Fiance. That sounds like something you'd watch, Ace.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he did every Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

It's your favorite show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that about?

[Christy Lee]

You meet somebody usually online, you have.

[Josh Arnold]

90 days from a foreign country and they come over on a visa. And you have 90 days or you go over there. Right.

[Christy Lee]

She's pretty. I wouldn't huff her farts, but she's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You wonder if the ball family was like, oh, one day our jars will be used to canned farts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait a minute. This picture. You know what? I may hover.

[Jeff Oskay]

How many of these 90 day fiance's are still married?

[Christy Lee]

Quite a few.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm a little confused, Jeff. So an American goes to a foreign country and has 90 days to get hitched like you.

[Christy Lee]

You've had a guy who was sightless who went to Vietnam to meet his fiance.

[Tom Griswold]

Sightless?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So blind.

[Jeff Oskay]

The man's blind.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's adding a whole new twist to this.

[Christy Lee]

They have a lot of twists.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But usually they're bringing people over on a K1 visa. And on the K1 visa, I guess you have 90 days to cut or to get married.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and then you.

[Josh Arnold]

90 days. They decide whether or not. Which usually they go through with most of them work.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they doing it just because they want American citizenship or because they.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Please stop watching it. So that'll go off the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

And if Stephanie's kid case. I think the first time on the show she wanted to meet man. Second time she was trying to meet a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course she was.

[Christy Lee]

Should we buy Ace a jar of her farts?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Let me keep reading.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to open it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she explained the. Oh, the. Ms. Motto explained she set the price for a jar of her flatulence at $1,000. However, later on had a special deal for 50% off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Means no one was buying.

[Christy Lee]

Actually stopped because she had to eat certain things to produce the methane. And it was just internal.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you go. Here's the sequel. Aisha ahead of me here that says woman who sold her farts and jars has retired heart attack scare.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, just severe gas pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephanie Matta, who appeared in the show 90 Day Fiance, we covered that. She says she made overall $200,000 selling her flacher.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's incredible.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

According to Jam Press. She had to be hospitalized from chest pains.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, you know the difference between Jam Press and Jelly Press? Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. She was suffering, quote, very intense gas pains as a result of her diet of eggs. And beans. She said, oh, this. I'm gonna. I'm reading this, as they say, verbatim. Her treatment has effectively ended her business as a fartrepreneur. Let's see him. Let's see him spell that at the next spelling bee. Okay? Mr. Patel, spell fartrepreneur, please.

[Christy Lee]

He had to go Patel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, he watched him.

[Pat Godwin]

They're very intelligent people. That's probably why they're all there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think memorizing stuff takes intelligence. Once again, I'd like to see some of these kids spell. I'm going outside for recess. I wonder what it would be to buy a fart right from the tap.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think? Yeah, you're right. It's got to be 10 grand. Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well. Oh, dear. Look. What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Look at the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. What's coming up, Christy Lee.

[Jeff Oskay]

Coming up, we have a Nike guy in a penis pump. That's always fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, we have a duck causing havoc in Cape Coral.

[Tom Griswold]

Beating up the elderly.

[Jeff Oskay]

And we have a ferret in some guy's pants. All that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you glad to see me, or is that a ferret in your pants? I was just experimenting with something a few minutes ago. I'm talking about the great tea from Java House.

[Christy Lee]

House.

[Tom Griswold]

Java House, by the way, the official coffee of the Bob and Tom Show. And they also, of course, have tea and lots of other refreshments, including energy drinks, hydration drinks, lattes, the famous hot cocoa. Java House, the revolution in coffee, tea, etc. Let me see, here was one right here. This is a pod. It's like a little ramekin, like a little tiny. How would you describe this, Christy? It's just like a little.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a little K cup. A little smaller.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And it's what's inside this? Well, it's concentrate. In this case. Case, it's the Colombian medium roast, guaranteed to be amazingly smooth from Java House. This is the cold brew.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it's so great because you just peel it, pour it, and you're done. You don't have to. Anything else.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got a whole bunch of different stuff going on. And as Christy said, it's so much easier. You don't have to have a machine. All you got to do is pour it in either cold water and ice or hot water, make whatever you want to make, and go from there. Java House has a special thing going on right now, thanks to the Bob and Tom show, or should I say Java House is doing us a favor. You go to Java House, dot Com. Use the promo code Bob and Tom and get 25% off your order. So that's. I should make that much more clear. The way I said that it sounds like. Here's your order. You mentioned those two guys were reducing it by 25%. They're reducing the cost. Ladies and gentlemen, I really need to drink more coffee. Coffee so I can become a human being that speaks the language. It's java house. Knock 25% off the price of your order by going to java house.com and mention the Bob and Tom Show. Java House. It's delightful. All the teas. Now you're. Are you doing the green green tea, Christy?

[Jeff Oskay]

I like that. And I really like the salted caramel. It's a coffee that tastes like salted caramel. It's not. They have a latte. But this is just the coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta give it a shot because I'm a big salted caramel ice cream fan. That's my new jam, as they say. It's Java House. Hope you saw the Java House car on the Indy 500. It's terrific. And we're looking forward to having a great time with Java House as we go down the road with them. So give it a shot and try it. It's great for your office, great for a trip, of course, in the car, and also very handy to have at home. It's java house.com for all the information that you are going to need. Coming up, we have more news about the Milky Way in the galaxy. Plus we're going to talk with comedian Tim Cavanaugh. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Hey there, it's the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and we are the Bob and Tom show live. You know that because I would have done a better job introing. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's there. Jeff Oscar, Ace Cosby and Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

There was a delay there. What are you working on?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to find some stuff in. I got it over here. Okay. Very good.

[Jeff Oskay]

History.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you want to do history now? Look, we can do that. We like to do this hack feature and we clean it up a little bit by dumbing down because we're so dumb. That's what we do.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Today in history. Last year at this time, it was also May 30th.

[Christy Lee]

Very good in fact, if you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Back 200 years, it was also May 30th.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Isn't that weird?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's you get into that whole weird calendar switch thing. I. That's way too complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Read the list.

[Tom Griswold]

We have this. I'm done looking at this for the first time. Okay. 14:31. Oh, boy. This is. This is. I should have looked at this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I know what that was.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

That was the Joan of Arc deal, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she got burnt.

[Tom Griswold]

Burned at the stage.

[Jeff Oskay]

Got burnt up.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think we just heard that they're banning smoking outside in France now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Boy, she only wished. Yeah, that had happened before.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad luck.

[Josh Arnold]

That's also how the shish kebab was invented.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that on your little news?

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

And the phrase, is it hot in here or is that just me?

[Christy Lee]

She quipped the that as she was.

[Jeff Oskay]

God, we're going to hell.

[Tom Griswold]

And she, her husband tried to save her without Noah of Arc.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. Now, they didn't name young gal. They named a car after this next guy. Mustang 1539. Hernando de Mustang. No, no. Hernando de Soto.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Soto. What'd he do?

[Tom Griswold]

Was I named after him?

[Pat Godwin]

Old time, I bet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Probably. Yeah, but what did he do that. He's in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

He discovered Florida. Are you kidding?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah, there's a famous picture, oddly enough. His. What do you call it? His armor helmet has Mickey Mouse ears.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Way back in 1539, they knew.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a bigger fan of his compatriot, Kevin De Risotto, who invented the delicious rice dish.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, DeSoto's wife invented Southern Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, Sarah?

[Pat Godwin]

Soda.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, we laughed hard at that. And I, I, I wonder if we listen to that a week from now. What the hell were we doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe we should have. We could have reviewed this before long week again. I'm looking at, at. I'm looking at it for the first time. Let's see, what else have we got here? Well, this is odd. In 1896, the first car accident occurred. Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

There are only two cars in the whole world.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it was one of those things where the only two cars in this one city ran into each other.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

If I'm correct, I bet it was some texting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean. And then apparently there was a lawyer the scene right away that was going to sue the son. Let's see now. There was a guy named Henry Wells. Oh, dear. He hit A bicyclist.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. Kevin Fargo. And together, though, it turned out nice. Yeah, it ended up okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Very profitable business stand.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, this is good. 1911, the first. What? Christy Lee.

[Jeff Oskay]

The first Indy 500 was run.

[Tom Griswold]

Precisely. Do you remember who won?

[Jeff Oskay]

Ray Haroun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What was he driving?

[Jeff Oskay]

A car?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do better than this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Marmon Wasp.

[Tom Griswold]

The Marmon Wasp. And we got a rendering of that on our current T shirt. Yep, we can. You can check that out at the Bob and Tom Pop Up Shop. Go to Bob and Tom dot com. It's only going to be available, I think, today and tomorrow. And that's it. Let's see what else happened. Oh, this is a good one. 1922, the Lincoln Memorial was dedicated by Chief Justice William H. Taft.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, then Chief Justice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did it famously from a bathtub. Got stuck in it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And he was a big man. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor bastard. Josh, you'll probably know this one. Something significant happened. Babe Ruth played his last game ever as a major league baseball player in 1935. What interesting stat came out of that?

[Christy Lee]

This was his last game ever. Yeah, I'm going to say he struck out every at bat.

[Tom Griswold]

He did not get any hits. Okay, that's very close. And then that would be the answer. Well, no.

[Christy Lee]

How does one not get hits in baseball? Well, you hit the ball, he could have walked.

[Tom Griswold]

You hit a. You hit a grounder and they throw you off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

That actually happens quite often.

[Christy Lee]

You'd be stunned.

[Tom Griswold]

You could hit a fly ball, someone could catch it. And you worked for a baseball company. Correct.

[Jeff Oskay]

You do know what happened on that game? Right? He left after the first inning of the first game of the double header, and never. He just walked out. So I don't think he took a hit, did he?

[Tom Griswold]

It says he didn't. Didn't. Let me see here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's really hard to get a hit if you're not playing there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never thought about that. Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I was right.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the few geniuses of the 20th century, in my opinion. Mel Blank.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, he's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. Yeah, he's the greatest. What? Think of the joy that guy brought to the world.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

The great voices of everybody. Daffy Duck, et cetera, et cetera. Now, this is a. This is a trick question. Who is this guy born in 1918? Bob Evans, down on the farm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Is that the guy or is it.

[Tom Griswold]

The famous Hollywood guy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, he wouldn't go by Bob Yeah, he was Robert all the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Very pretentious.

[Jeff Oskay]

Robert Evans. Linda Evans's husband.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't know. No, I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

He was one of these ascot wearing Hollywood.

[Christy Lee]

Robert Evans, producer. I produced Chinatown. I mean, he talked. Watch the documentary, the kid stays in the picture. It's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you suppose he ever ate it? A Bob Evans?

[Christy Lee]

No, I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, listen, if you're. Isn't. If your name is Robert Evans, the food's free.

[Christy Lee]

I would hope so. Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I can't believe that Bob Evans goes out of business. We've. There are no Bob Evans's anymore around here. I. Yeah, there's only one that I know of and I'm so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think maybe their slogan was kind of off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Putting what down on the farm?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you don't eat down on the farm. That's where all the manure smells.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, that's where all the great food is, you idiot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, what? Farm to table dining deliciousness.

[Tom Griswold]

This would be a good sausage if I couldn't smell the silage rotting 100 yards away. Yeah, but you know how you get it out in baseball? There are lots of different ways. Okay, smarty pants.

[Pat Godwin]

Grandma's pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Heating on an open window. Okay, Josh, watch this. I'm gonna make Josh feel better. I already feel fine by giving him. I know how sad you are. I'm going to give you. I'm going to give you the answer and you tell me who.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. 1951. Happy birthday to the actor who played Ned Ryerson.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Stephen Tobolowski.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Christy Lee]

Or who is Stephen Tobolowski?

[Tom Griswold]

Ned Ryerson, of course, from Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day, Yes. He's one of these actors that you're gonna go, oh, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

He sees in a bunch of stuff. He has a book out, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he does a couple of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A terrific character actor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to Stephen Tobolowski. Let's see now. Wynonna Judd, born in 64. She's the daughter.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she touring now as the Judd? Oh, well, she's just wine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just one owner.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not your fault, but you're a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Morello.

[Jeff Oskay]

Does he rage against the machine?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

An audio slave and Harvard graduate, A great player. Let's see now. Oh, here's a good one. I'll pronounce it the way John Travolta did and see if you can guess who it is.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1971. Adele. Aziz exactly.

[Christy Lee]

I believe he said Adele does seem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, okay. I thought it was Adele.

[Pat Godwin]

Epic.

[Christy Lee]

It was epic.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who it was? Christy from Wicked. Idina Menzel.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Id. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She's gotten that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Frozen. Wicked. Frozen. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific. This is this one. This may be the toughest one. 1974. Happy birthday. Thomas Calloway.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he makes a great golf club.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

In fact, I need some new irons.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Cab calloway. Born in 74. That's a fair guess, though. Uber Callaway. It's not Uber Callaway. I appreciate it.

[Christy Lee]

It definitely sounds very familiar.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is it? Terrific singer, has a stage name.

[Christy Lee]

Tommy 2 Tone.

[Tom Griswold]

Not Tommy 2 Tone. That would be born in 74. Tommy 2 Tone, at the time of his hit that then would have been under 10.

[Pat Godwin]

One more hint. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

He's mentioned. What's the movie where the plane goes upside down and the guy's Flight. Flight. There's a great scene where he's mentioned in flight.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have this.

[Christy Lee]

Who is it?

[Tom Griswold]

CeeLo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the scene where you go, hey, CeeLo, get out of my way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very funny reference.

[Josh Arnold]

CeeLo Green.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he has that song, F you Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

And Crazy is still as cool a song.

[Pat Godwin]

It is incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

Great singer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's a really quick reference to him in that movie Flight.

[Josh Arnold]

He wears some pretty. Pretty funny suits. Yeah, he's very flamboyant. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey, it's okay with me if you're that. If you're that good at singing. So it's okay you dress however you want.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't mean Mr. Mr. Gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

He just.

[Christy Lee]

He's a liar.

[Tom Griswold]

He's also Tom Green's brother. Thank you. And John Green's cousin. And. And Hank Green's.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're making all this up. Now just stop talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I will. We got something special for you up next, so don't go anywhere. We are in the Aeli Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and to Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hello there, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Pat Godwin's there with his keyboard and guitar. And if we were to add a third instrument to your piccolo. All right. Right. We'll have that for you next Week. There's Jeff Osk. Hey, Ace Cosby's across the way. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. And, Tom. Are we joined by a special guest on the telephone?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. I think we're going to get hooked up with comedian Tim Cavanaugh.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim, can you hear me?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I can hear you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Timothy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Tim.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Hey, you guys. How are you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you in Chicago?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I'm in Chicago, yes. Absolutely. Yeah. And we're so excited in Chicago because of this new pope, Pope Leo xiv. You know, he's from Chicago, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

From the south suburbs, not far from where I grew up. And I don't know why I got this, but I. I'm on his newsletter list.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah. Can I read a couple items from it?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Go ahead.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's pretty interesting. He's a big White Sox. And so his newsletter starts out, greetings from Pope Leo the 14th to my beloved White Sox fans, after a record breaking 121 losses in 2024, many of us felt embarrassed and betrayed. But take heart. Let's reframe what happened last year using scripture. Remember, it was Jesus who said, the last shall be first, and the first shall be last. Using that standard. How great was 2024? Really, really, really, really great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, you used to teach at a. At a religious. At a Catholic. Was it a girls school?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yes. Maria High School on Southwest side of Chicago. Yes and yes. So I know what I'm talking about. No, I don't, but I did back then. This is kind of exciting. One of the first things that the Pope is planning on doing, he wants to canonize that is to make a saint of White Sox legend Shoeless Joe Jackson.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah. It's like him as saint because, you know, he's implicated in the Black Sox scandal, 1919. But as the Pope points out, his transgressions pale in comparison to the words Jesus spoke about him in his Sermon on the Mount. Blessed are the shoeless, for they shall inherit the shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen a different translation. Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

So I think. I think he said he's a saint for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Shoeless Joe, as of what, a month ago, is going to be eligible for the hall of Fame.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not kidding. Yeah. Shoeless Joe, along with Pete Rose. Pete Rose, Wow.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah. Reinstated. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think they're going to come out. I think I just read. You saw this Ace. I'm sure Nike's coming out with Shoeless Joe shoes. Yeah. Kind of an emperor's new clothes.

[Christy Lee]

400 for an empty box. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You see? Get the empty box. These are the Shoeless Joe signed. No, there's almost. There's almost a joke there.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I feel like we all acknowledge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's more of a concept than an idea, really. Okay, back to you, Tim.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You know who's gonna wear those?

[Tom Griswold]

The emperor, of course. Of course. Very, very, very good. Now, I should point something out. Tim Cavanaugh is gonna be participating in the 2025 Cancer Survivor 5K Walk this Sunday in Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Little Timmy Kavanaugh, three year survivor of pancreatic cancer. Nicely done, Tim.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Thank you, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tim, I know that you had a very serious operation, but as I recall, doesn't that operation have kind of a silly name?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's the Whipple surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it called?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Whipple surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Whipple surgery. Like Mr. Whipple. Of course. It was developed by the guy from the toilet paper company.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yes, it was. And the motto of my surgery was don't squeeze the pancreas.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Tim, congratulations on the geniuses of the doctors and medical professionals that saved your life. Pancreatic cancer is a pretty scary thing. So bravo, bravo to everybody that helped you out. And I guess you helped too, huh?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Well, I'm trying. Last year is the first year that I did this walk. It's for the Lurie Cancer center of Northwestern University. They're the people who saved my life. And we're doing a fundraiser. If you go to bobandtom.com, you can find the little picture that they have of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there it is.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

The running man. Yeah, and it's. It's a really cute little picture. I don't know who came up with it. It's not AI. That. That is an actual photo of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I guess you've been working out a little bit, huh?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah, no, I'm. I am buff. I'm totally buff. So last year was the first year that I did the. The walk, and I was the number one individual fundraiser raising over $6,000.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

That's pretty good.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

So I'm running second this year. So any. Any contributions that any listeners or friends or anybody wants to make. Boy, it sure would be appreciated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great. Are you going to run or walk?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I'm going to walk. You know what? In my best days, I was never much of a runner. And what. What's really squee is that it's. It'5k walk slash, run. So it's a Lot of decisions to make because first of all, 5K, you don't know when to start or when to stop because who knows how far that is.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it's kilometers.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

It's like, okay, go. And then you just, you run until I guess somebody tells you stop because we don't know.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is anybody walking with you?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

My wife is walking with me. I have my sister, the wife of Mike Toomey, famous comedian and, and friend of the show, who is my sister in law and brother in law. A lot, a lot of other things, a lot of other people, friends and, and family.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

So it's really great. I did it last year. It's like 2,000 people and we walk right along Lake Michigan and don't get too close. That's what I learned last year. Yeah, well, you know what? I thought it would be faster to swim.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see. Well, Tim, I'll tell you what. I think you have some birthdays for us, but we're going to have to come back with those if that's okay with you.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Oh, that's fine with me. I'm here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. You, you hang in there for just a couple of minutes and we'll be right back with you.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want to warn people the best way to listen to Tim's forthcoming piece about famous birthdays is with Raycon earbuds. Yeah, okay. Let's face it, you can't think of a possible present for that dad in your life. I got it for you right now. The Raycon earbuds everybody loves. Or even the over the ear headphones, which are also amazing. In fact, everything on the Raycon website right now you can get a special deal if you go to buyraycon.com. tom, real quick note about the earbuds. They've got a 32 hour battery life. So let's just say you were walking in this special event with Tim Cavanaugh. You can pop in some earbuds and enjoy maybe a podcast maybe of this show or perhaps your favorite jam, which might be Pat Godwin's album Hotel Pool. There's lots of great things to listen to in earbuds. As you know, you can even talk on the phone. That's why we love the Raycon earbuds. They also have a special quick charge function. If you've let them run down in 10 minutes. You can add a quick 90 minutes of battery life, active noise cancellation, of course, and Raycon's famous 30 day happiness guarantee. So if you don't like them, which by the way, has never happened. The 30 day happiness guarantee from Raycon. Now here's what you do. You go to buyraycon.com tom and peruse the catalog and see what's out there, whatever color you want. And all kinds of different things are available, not just the earbuds, but we're talking about the earbuds right now as the perfect gift for dads everywhere. Buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom Coming up, we'll have Tim Cavanaugh discussing some significant birthdays in history. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby, I'm Josh Arnold. And there is Tom Griswold. And Tom, we have one of our favorites on the phone that I think we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Tim still there?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I'm still here.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. You just been sitting on the phone the whole time or did you call back?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

You know what, you have a nice music thing going on is it's a lot of stuff from Pat Gowan's new album.

[Pat Godwin]

So you get a good time.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Motel, pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Kavanaugh is going to be part of a special event Chicago Sunday. It's the cancer survivors 5K and Tim doing great after three years after the Whipple surgery. He is a survivor of pancreatic cancer. And there's a [e-mail] youm can make a little donation to support Tim Cavanaugh in his walk. Tim is also, of course, a comedian and on this particular program he's famous for his astute observations about birthdays in history. And I think if you're ready, we're ready for you to present that to us. Is that correct?

[Tim Cavanaugh]

That's correct. I'm excited. Hey, everybody, it's time once again for Tim Cavanaugh's cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. I'm comedian Tim Gavinoff. Rapper and actor ice Cube is 56 this month. He recently became a grandfather. His son, ice Cuba Cube Jr. Has some of his own and decided to keep the family name going, calling him Ice Cube. Trey, you know, I feel sorry. Ice Cube is very worried about global warming. It's really affecting him in a bad way. Hey, second joke, because that was not a good way to end the first one. Rapper Max Shakur would have turned 54 this month. His death at the age of 25 hit his fans really hard. And maybe no one was hit harder than our own Tom Griswold, who grew up in the rapper's hood, Shakur Heights, Ohio. Not a lot of people know he's from the same town. Actress Tori Spelling is celebrating her 52nd birthday this month. This fall, she's teaming up with actor Kelsey Grammer for a new show called Tori and Kelsey. Because honestly, who's gonna watch a show called Spelling and Grammar? Some of you. Singer Wynonna Judd turned 61 this month. Her real first name is Christina, but she's changed it to Wynonna, the name of her singer. Second favorite town in Oklahoma. For a while, she tried using the name of her favorite town, Tulsa, but dyslexics kept coming up to her and calling her a.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll happen. There's dyslexia.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

All right. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

ESPN. Angerman Chris Berman turns 69 this month. I prefer to think of him as 70. I mean, when I think 69, I don't want Chris Berman popping it tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

You and everybody else.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yeah. Swedish tennis player bjorn Borg turned 69 this month. His mother gave birth to him in the car on the way to the hospital, which explored. Which explains the title of his new autobiography, Bjorn and a Fjord. After a successful but unsupervised delivery, his mom's doctor lectured her, saying that driving to the hospital in the family's fjord was stupid. The plan from the beginning was to ensure the baby's safety by keeping him in her Volvo till they got to the hospital.

[Christy Lee]

I see.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Like a Volvo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Very, very clear.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Okay. All right. Don't explain them. Let me take a break for a moment from celebrity birthdays and acknowledge a celebrity death day. Oh, 100 years. 101 years ago this month, writer Franz Kafka, author of the Metamorphosis, died a strange and tragic death. He checked into a roach motel and never checked out.

[Christy Lee]

That is strange.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Jerry Mathers, who played Beaver Cleaver on the old TV show Leave it to Beaver, is 78 this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

His new book, Beaver Over 70, sounds like an adult film that I don't really like. Born this week back in 1755 was Revolutionary War heroes Nathan Hale. And now I'd like to do my impression of Nathan Hale's cat.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I only regret that I have but nine lives to give to my country.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaks perfect English.

[Christy Lee]

But then he reverts back to cat speak. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Silly.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

I can't believe you guys are laughing at that.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I enjoyed it.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

And now a Cavalcade. Okay. This is a lot of special things in there. A cavalcade retrospective on my favorite kids show host growing up. Captain Kangaroo. For 30 years, Captain Kangaroo was revered as a positive influence on children everywhere. That all changed in the scandal that ended his career when police found him hitting on crime girls in bars with a pouchful of what he called Captain Kangaroofies.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt that Mr. Kangaroo is upstanding citizen.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

That's probably wrong. Celebrating birthday number 68 is the legendary rocker Patty Smythe. Now I don't know if you know this, she's married to John McEnroe, right. Who's always seemed like a pro, pretty big jerk to me. I thought why would Patty Smyth a great, a great singer selling for a spoiled hot headed man child like him. Then I read that her first husband was a musician by the name of Richard Hell. So I suppose going from Dick hell to John McEnroe might be moved in the right direction.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Hell may be a double feature with the movie you mentioned earlier.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

With Beaver over seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

By the way, Patty Smyth's biggest hit was a song called the Warrior. Here's my version. Shooting at a herd of minks. Bang bang, I am the furrier.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

And finally turning 80 today is rocker Bob Seeger. My favorite song of his is Katmandu, about the excrement left behind by the mythical creature Catman. Turn the page. Well, that wraps up another Tim Cavanaugh's cavalcade of celebrity birthday. Until next time. Remember, who needs a calendar when you've got got a Kavanaugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Tim. Once again, Tim will be walking with a bunch of his family members and Fans in the 2025 Cancer Survivors 5K Walk this Sunday in Chicago right along Lake Michigan. And it looks like you're gonna have pretty good weather for that, Tim. So yeah, it should be great. And we have a little link, absolutely wonderful little [e-mail] if you'd like to help support Tim in his survival of pancreatic cancer. And again, applause to all the great physicians, nurses, absolutely scientists and Even the famed Mr. Whipple who invented that particular surgery. And hello to your. Hello to your pancreas by the way.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks Tim.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

Thanks you guys. I appreciate it. And I appreciate the support and thanks for everybody for contributing. You guys are great.

[Christy Lee]

We love you, Tim.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice article. I'll have to find there was a really nice article about. But Tim. Yeah, I saw Chicago Sun Times, I think it was. Or Tribune. I'll have to dig it up but it was his story about surviving pancreatic cancer, which is extraordinarily tricky.

[Jeff Oskay]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

And yes, some great, great medical work there, obviously. Now, if you're just joining us. Hey. Hi. How are you? We are the Bob and Tom Program. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. The lady over there, June. Okay. Is. Is Ms. Christy Lee. She's at the CYWAC insurance news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Jeff Oskay]

Authorities in Florida arrested a naked man with a penis pump near an Ocala gas station. According to Ocala News, police officers responded to the racetrack gas station on a report of a man who was naked by a semi.

[Christy Lee]

Was it a pump and go?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. At least it wasn't in New Jersey. They make you pump your own or they pump your penis for you. Yeah, they said it back.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Save that for next week's. Failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is it Oregon or New Jersey that still has the.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was New Jersey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Oregon.

[Pat Godwin]

They stopped.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

A witness told police the suspect had a clear and black penis pump attached to his penis. The man, Edmund Joseph Claremont iv, fled the scene, but was soon located. With the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to. Like to apologize to the Edmund Joseph, whatever the hells they are. Claremont 1, 2, and 3.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe they passed this tradition along.

[Tom Griswold]

Because Ivy's the one with the. The pee pump dangling from the schlong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe the pee pump was inherited.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't know. It's a family heirloom.

[Christy Lee]

My father gave me this, and I want to give it to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was arrested, noted. The officers arresting him noted he was putting his clothes back on while pursued by law enforcement. The 63 year old was pulled over, taken into custody on charges of exposure of sexual organs and failing or refusing to obey a law enforcement officer.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you supposed to keep. I'm not really familiar with the use of a penis pump. Are you supposed to keep one in the chamber at all times? How does that work exactly?

[Christy Lee]

Does the penis bump. Is it for sexual pleasure or just.

[Pat Godwin]

It's ed issues.

[Christy Lee]

It's that trying to just make yourself larger. I don't know what you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it sounds like it was dangling from him.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I have additional information.

[Josh Arnold]

It would stay in suction.

[Jeff Oskay]

I believe he claimed he had been informed that an unknown woman frequently travels to the racetrack, to this convenience store in Florida to engage in. Engage in sexual activity with truck drivers. And he was seeking to have sex with her. So he was getting prepared, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, I have a buddy who. He said he and his friends, when they Were younger, were going, like, bar hopping, and they had a penis pump in the. In the truck. Just sort of like a joke or something. And so they go, hey. They get to this bar and the one guy goes, hey, I'll be. I'll be right with you guys. Just go on in. And he wasn't coming into the bar for, like, half an hour, so they went out to check on him in the trunk. He had decided to use the penis but pump. And what had happened was something went wrong and it only pumped up the head to the size of an apple, and they had to take him to the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, Then that's horrible. How does one live that down?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, how embarrassing.

[Josh Arnold]

Check out this red Delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Just so embarrassing and terrifying. Yeah. Did I damage myself forever?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Get it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the hot nurse. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Went back to the bar and asked.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're the cops, would you rather get the call? Hey, look over the gas station. There's a guy with a penis pump dangling from his Levi's. Or there's an alligator loose over at the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, wouldn't you rather go with penis pump guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, he's not going to hurt you. Alligator could bite yours off.

[Tom Griswold]

Never thought about it that way, Christy. When you're right, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, would you rather have it bitten off by an alligator or penis bump guy?

[Pat Godwin]

So imagine being a cop in Florida. Must be all day long.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have been funny if you'd walked. It was. This place was a gas station, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Racetracks are a convenience store. Like a.

[Tom Griswold]

He walked in and go, hey, can you put $20 on the penis pump? Oh, and then, yeah, another five are on the. On number seven.

[Christy Lee]

Penis pump.

[Jeff Oskay]

A new survey reveals a dramatic shift in how young people view relationships, especially with artificial intelligence. A survey of 2,000 Gen Z respondents was done by the AI company called Joy AI. 80% of Gen Z respondents said they'd consider marrying an AI partner. Nearly 85% believe they could form a deep emotional bond with one. Experts stress these AI relationships aren't meant to replace real human connections, but rather offer a unique kind of emotional support.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And then they're going to replace human connections.

[Jeff Oskay]

Clinical neuropsychologist Dr. Shefali Singh told Mashable that people with social anxiety often feel safe and prefer connecting digitally. They're not as afraid of judgment or criticism, something Gen Z faces constantly on social media.

[Christy Lee]

Sack up. Gen Z?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Gen Z is. I never can remember these, which One is Gen Z.

[Christy Lee]

They're younger than me, so I don't care for them. I don't remember the age group, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

Gen z born between 97 and 2012. So I have two of them. Them two Gen Z.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they seem fairly well put together.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't want. They don't want an AI boyfriend.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, they don't want a boyfriend at all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, women have been using mechanical boyfriends for decades, more so than guys have.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't this.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather than being an object, this is just a. Something that you talk to on your phone, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. But you could easily go, hey, AI girlfriend, talk dirty to me. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are these located? Are they in some computer somewhere? And it just.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, honestly, with a lot of the only fans, girls and people, you women, you message online, you're talking to their AI like they aren't responding. It's an AI responding to you.

[Tom Griswold]

There a famous singer does that song AI Will always love love you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. It was Dolly and then Whitney.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

It's sad and it's. It's all too real and it's going to affect things.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, what if I told you your AI girlfriend never has PMS and she's always complimentary?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, that's. Isn't that. I know what you're. But isn't that kind of part of the problem? You don't have to spend money on them. You don't have to worry about what you're wearing. You don't have to even shower. It's sold. I. Exactly. And it's. We're gonna see.

[Tom Griswold]

How about gifts?

[Josh Arnold]

No, just give gifts.

[Tom Griswold]

What about touch?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they're gonna miss it. And especially when the touch sleeves and robes come around.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Tom aware of that? You can't. There are females online that you can control their devices, and there's devices for you that they can control over the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

So you can have an AI girlfriend. And then you'll wear what will be kind of like a penis pump. And it. You'll watch her moving away and you'll feel it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you were doing this, Josh, did she comment on your diaper fetish?

[Christy Lee]

She does not judge me. And it's wonderful because there's zero smell. There's no.

[Jeff Oskay]

I just feel sorry for this generation if that's the way it's going to be.

[Christy Lee]

Look, I. I don't think it's going to be the majority.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm also skeptical. Anytime I See, Jenna, Any of these generalizing things about whatever it is.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always like, this is bs, right?

[Christy Lee]

There's a certain percentage. And I. I don't. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, get one of the interns to write an article that mentions Gen Z and we'll come up with some ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame them at all. Have you met real people before?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I tend to like people.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like people.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, thank you very much, but, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We'Ve all met some rotten eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not everybody spoil the whole batch, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Now, a couple quick things. We have this T shirt out there. There. And I think the last day is either today or tomorrow. So if you get a chance, go to bobandtom.com, give this a look, see if it's up your alley. I just. We had a guy in here yesterday that was doing some work. I hate Gab1. He goes, God, I love this shirt. It's one of the nice ones you guys have ever done. It's just a T shirt. Just for fun. Pop up shop, open Bob and Tom dot com. If you get a chance. Check it out. While you're there, you can make a little donation to Timmy Cavanaugh. He's. He's trying to help out the. The special program at a hospital that works with great. With great people, and it's called the cancer survivor 5k walk. And once again, Tim, we didn't really talk about it too much, but he was down for quite a while with pancreatic cancer, and he has been a survivor for some three years. Right now, I want to remind you about Simplisafe. Chick Magee brought this to my attention just a few years ago and way before they were talking about it and we were talking about it on the radio. Radio. He came in one Monday morning and said, I installed this great security system at my house. I did it myself. And that's one of the reasons they call it simply safe. The other one is it's really simple to operate. There's not a lot of complicated stuff with it. There's a lot of technical stuff that they do. All that for you. What I say is simple as you just. You can look at your phone and see your house. Oh, look, there's my front door. There's the back door. I've got the cameras up and running. You can also have Simplisafe come over and install it for you. They can get you all hooked up.

[Christy Lee]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

They have something. One of their options. It's called Active Guard Outdoor protection. Where they can actually have AI cameras that are keeping track of somebody comes within view of the camera and let you know what's going on. And maybe they can get them to leave by going, hey, you, we're seeing, you might want to get out of here. Simply Safe. We trust that here we have Simply Safe right there in the hallway and right out front, of course, and out back. There are no long term contracts or cancellation fees with SimpliSafe. Give it a try. Check out all the information by going to simplisafetom.com and today you can claim 50% off a new system if you get that professional monitoring plan. And by the way, you'll get your first month on that for free. All the details are once [e-mail] including Active Guard outdoor protection plans. Get all the information simplisafetom.com Christy, what's coming up?

[Jeff Oskay]

We have a deck terrorizing in Cape Coral, Florida. We have a ferret in the pants of a guy and we have news from the Milky Way and if we get to it, the Mayan pyramids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. A ferret in your pants. Yeah, that's interesting. Nothing can go wrong now. Okay, we'll be right back to find out what happens with the ferret in the old groin. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Just gotta get ahold of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Call, text or email. Get all the contact contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Get a little boom baby action.

[Christy Lee]

Hey everybody, it's Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do we still blues travelers?

[Christy Lee]

Blues Traveler. Oh, this actually I think this is more of a hoodie feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I thought that.

[Christy Lee]

And yeah, yeah, somebody should be sued. Jeff Osk, Ace Cosby, I'm Josh Arnold and Tom, you said we have a treat on this wonderful day.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. A couple quick things. When I was going over today in history, did I mention that it was the great Bob Seeger's birthday today?

[Jeff Oskay]

You did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Tim did.

[Christy Lee]

I love Bob Seeger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too. From Ann Arbor, Michigan, ladies and gentlemen, get that first live album Live Bullet. Oh my God, that's great. Bob Seeger, I think he's kind of retired from touring. Last time he went out he toured with not with the Silver Bullet Band. It was the Centrum Silver Band doing Happy birthday to Mr. Seeger. I believe turning 80 today. All right, but still rocking. He's great. Now we had a news story about, about Gen Z and these always irritate me because like, you're supposed to know.

[Jeff Oskay]

What Gen Z is versus Gen X, 1997-2012.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I'm going to remember that, people.

[Jeff Oskay]

So I googled in the Gen Z area era.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know this one? The generation. 1928 to 1945.

[Jeff Oskay]

Dead.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what is the silent generation.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You hear that?

[Jeff Oskay]

The what?

[Pat Godwin]

The silent.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

They're all dead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're not.

[Pat Godwin]

What year?

[Jeff Oskay]

28 to 47 or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, didn't we just say Seeger was born in 45? Right. He's not.

[Pat Godwin]

He does. He's retired.

[Tom Griswold]

He's silent. Ah, okay. Then there's the baby boomers, 46 to 64. Generation X, 65 to 80. Millennials, origin Y, 81 to 96. Blah, blah, blah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're a millennial, Right? Right, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm Gen X. Oh, and then there's Generation Alpha. That's 2013 to 2025.

[Jeff Oskay]

We had to start. Okay, so now beta will be next.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, does anybody know? Does anybody remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all right.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's totally fine. What are you upset about here?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you realize there are very few members of Generation Alpha that can drink heavily liquor?

[Christy Lee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're under 12.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all you. That's proper use of the term generation.

[Christy Lee]

You almost found some comedy there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if I had any assistance, would have been helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Pat, it's on me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just trying. I'm stretching. I'm trying to set Pat up here. Are you ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Over the years again what was. What's.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one do you want? What's 1946-64, then that's baby boom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm a boomer. Baby Boomer. Cause this year I'll be 63 I used to dial a rotary phone I read a road map to get where.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going Must be a Beatles song.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a wallet, a watch, no nose ring Beatles Seaside I don't mumble or rumble Rap when I sing I'm a boomer what song is this based on? Shut up, Josh, and listen to me. I took a cab, not an Uber My friend didn't need a nap to get a new girlfriend I played outside, not with video games we built a bonfire and sang round the flames I'm a boomer I looked up things in libraries I'm a boomer I had to rent pornography I think it's Time for a nap now, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd laugh hard if I knew what.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm a loser.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody knows this. Only hardcore, hardcore Beatles fans.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why Baby boomers.

[Tom Griswold]

Not what I appear to be.

[Christy Lee]

You're not proving to me that everybody else knows this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't. I'm just proving your vast ignorance that that is not.

[Christy Lee]

That's only for hardcore Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was a big head.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody knows that.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody knows that.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone.

[Pat Godwin]

See, you're a different generation, so you don't know it.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the whole point of this.

[Christy Lee]

So therefore most of our listeners don't know know it. Oh, you understand that I now have to play the role of.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing a great job. I'm sorry we promised some dumb story. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

I forgot probably about that song. I'm a Loser.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite people.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, play backs, loser even. That's an oldie now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, but that's a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that mean? 20 years old music is old. Doesn't mean it's not great.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a Loser is not often played. You have to admit that.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not often played.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way it's like the tw. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee.

[Christy Lee]

It's like the 30 30th Beatles song played on the rit. On them. You know what I mean? If you have. If you play. Hey, we got to play some Beatles. I'm a loser is number 30 or higher.

[Jeff Oskay]

Most popular Beatles song.

[Pat Godwin]

Tired of being not in the top 30.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

You don't think it's in the top 30?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

It's an obscure Beatles songs that I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Obscure, all right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't think it was that obscure. Obscure either, but police in Florida are searching for a man who stole a 650 ferret by stuffing it down his pants.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody knows what a ferret is.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it Friday?

[Christy Lee]

It's like the 40th most popular animal.

[Jeff Oskay]

Security cameras at Petland in Jacksonville captured the guy browsing the store's ferret section fondling a ferret for quite some time.

[Christy Lee]

Sir, please don't fondle this.

[Jeff Oskay]

Describe the.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, doesn't fondling a ferret sound like a sex move?

[Pat Godwin]

We can't end like that, they say.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shoving a weasel in to his shorts and leaves without paying. Footage shows him holding the crotch area of his shorts to support the ferret.

[Josh Arnold]

God, I gotta be honest. I thought a ferret was like 48 bucks. I never thought it'd be 650.

[Christy Lee]

$600?

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that what you said?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, 650.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I would have guessed 48 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, they're essentially weasels, aren't they? Yeah, a weasel's got to be cheaper than.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a. Isn't there a sport in which they tie their pants at the bottom and shove ferrets in their pants?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, and it has a name.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like felching or something.

[Christy Lee]

It's something. You're exactly right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Back to this on Monday, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I just googled this. I'm a loser doesn't rank among the Beatles most played songs on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You. It's mostly known to dedicated Beatles fans, not casual listeners.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly what I said.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's exactly right.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's not in the top 50 of the most popular Beatles songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Respected, but not a radio heavyweight, I demand on air.

[Christy Lee]

Apologies.

[Josh Arnold]

I am sorry. I thought you were being a jerk to be a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I was. I just happened to get lucky here.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat and I like to do parody songs of songs no one once heard.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think we did one of the Beatles All Together now once where I was reprimanded.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know what that song is. All Together.

[Pat Godwin]

As you know, no one knows that song. Tom and I do.

[Tom Griswold]

All together now. All together now. All together now. All together. I've got a ferret in my pants and we're all together now.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park.

[Christy Lee]

Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to overcome.

[Christy Lee]

Your mind is the most important tool you have in life.

[Pat Godwin]

Be relentless.

[Christy Lee]

Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world.

[Pat Godwin]

That matters. We talk about that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Fired up.

[Christy Lee]

Baseball's back and it's going to be incredible. I love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

The mayor's office with Sean Casey from Believe.

[Tom Griswold]

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