The BOB & TOM Show - May 4, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – May 4, 2026

Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show, known for its irreverent blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, aired on Star Wars Day ("May the Fourth be with you"), May 4, 2026. The episode balances its trademark spontaneous humor with themed discussions, Star Wars trivia, reactions to the Kentucky Derby, quirky animal stories, audience letters, and an ongoing focus on both pop culture and offbeat real-life news.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Star Wars Day Banter and Origins

• The show opens with playful “May the Fourth”/Star Wars Day banter, riffing on both the fan phenomena and its linguistic origins.
• Bobcat Goldthwait delivers a comedic rant about "nerd outrage" over CGI Jabba the Hutt, poking fun at intense Star Wars fandom:
  • "Listen, you nerds, this is all fake. It's in outer space. None of it happened." ([02:50])
• The crew debates the actual origin of “May the Fourth,” noting its use in 1979 British politics after Margaret Thatcher’s election (and how it was quickly co-opted from Star Wars' “May the Force be with you”). ([05:02 - 05:55])

Notable Quote:
Bobcat Goldthwait:
"If I had a vagina and a donut and a mop, could you tell me the difference between these things? Because the day you actually see one, you're gonna throw that Stormtrooper cookie jar right out the window." ([03:39])

2. Kentucky Derby Reactions & Horse Racing Humor

• Discussion of the weekend’s Derby, including personal (mostly disastrous) betting experiences and quirky horse names.
• Tom and Josh recount betting mishaps, including almost instant scratches and confusion over refunds. ([06:57 - 08:09])
• Christy shares a story about a viewer unexpectedly winning on a long-shot due to a misplaced bet. ([08:13 - 08:49])
• The show riffs on horse naming conventions, sharing favorites and joking about regulatory limits.
• Extended humor about famed horses and questions about thoroughbred breeding, leading to an intentionally awkward debate about “athlete semen” in human sports. ([13:27 - 16:06])

Notable Moment:
Bob Kevoian:
"Could Tom Brady sell his semen?"
Tom Griswold:
"I'm going to take it one step further and say they're going to actually take the seed of many men and make some sort of Frankensperm..." ([14:18-15:12])

3. Classic Comedy Songs & Bits

• Plays Rodney Carrington’s “Fred” song for comic relief in the context of Derby horse names. ([25:47 - 27:35])
• Heywood Banks' “Horse With No Name” parody: comically dark horse-meat themed lyrics, followed by a semi-mortified studio reaction. ([119:39 - 121:56])

4. News Stories & Animal Tales

• Collective Animal Nouns:
  Discusses creative names for animal groups (dazzle of zebras, crash of rhinos, bloat of hippos, flamboyance of flamingos), while cracking jokes about zoological trivia. ([28:48 - 31:39])
• Zebra/Donkey Confusion:
  Reports on a painted donkey in Armenia mistaken as a zebra, which leads to musings about animal impersonators and past zoo oddities. ([144:17 - 146:22])
• Rare Sheep Sextuplets:
  Shares a Vermont story about a sheep birthing six lambs at once, with jokes about counting sheep and farm life. ([146:34 - 147:52])

5. Game & Pop Culture Chat

• NBA playoff updates and playful dissection of team names, mascots, and obscure sports facts.
• Lighthearted talk about the proliferation of Hallmark and Lifetime movies, actor types, and genre conventions. ([48:32 - 51:19])
• Misquoted Movie Lines: A quiz segment debunking “Luke, I am your father” and other famous film misquotes. ([125:34 - 126:37])

6. Listener Letters & Audience Participation

• Reads listener contributions on “the Ick” (relationship dealbreakers), classic dad jokes, and favorite show products.
• Extended riffing on personal hygiene and viral “everything shower”/”super shower” routines, with Jess Hooker explaining TikTok self-care trends. ([77:44 - 80:58])

Notable Quote: Jess Hooker:
"It's called the everything shower and it usually applies to women. Exfoliating, shaving, masks, deep hair scrub—it's self care." ([78:07])

7. AI & Tech Oddities

• Shares a story about an AI chatbot fixated on goblins and gremlins (“GoblinGate”), with the show riffing on the oddity and fears of AI quirks. ([91:43 - 94:00])
• Jokes about the difference between goblins, gremlins, and trolls.

8. Product Recommendations & Silliness

• Spirited (but comic) endorsements for Mother’s Day gifts, jewelry, digital photo frames, and more, frequently derailed by banter.
• Animal personality quiz (commissioned by a sex toy company), connecting pet traits to human relationship habits—with skepticism and playful incredulity. ([127:44 - 131:12])

Notable Moment: Bob Kevoian:
"So this is much like astrology, only a step dumber." ([129:49])

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Timestamps of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |---------------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 01:20 | Bobcat Goldthwait joins, opening Star Wars banter | | 02:24 | Goldthwait’s Star Wars nerds rant | | 03:39 | Infamous “vagina” joke by Bobcat Goldthwait | | 05:02 | “May the Fourth” origin/history | | 06:48-09:00 | Kentucky Derby reactions & betting stories | | 13:27-16:06 | Athlete breeding joke spiral (“Frankensperm”) | | 25:47-27:35 | “Fred” song comedy segment | | 28:48-31:39 | Animal group noun trivia and riffs | | 44:03 | “Ick” relationship dealbreaker letters | | 48:32-51:19 | Hallmark/Lifetime movies, actor types, and jokes | | 71:01-72:00 | Balloon-kicking world record madness | | 77:44-80:58 | Everything/Super Shower viral craze | | 91:43-94:00 | GoblinGate: AI gone weird | | 119:39-121:56 | Heywood Banks’ “Horse With No Name” parody | | 125:34-126:37 | Movie misquotes quiz | | 127:44-131:12 | Animal personality quiz (sex toy company tie-in) | | 144:17-146:22 | Painted donkey/zebra story | | 146:34-147:52 | Rare sheep sextuplets news |

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Memorable Quotes & Funny Bits

• Bobcat Goldthwait ([02:50]):
  "Listen, you nerds, this is all fake. It's in outer space. None of it happened."
• Bobcat ([03:39]):
  "Day you actually see a vagina, you're going to throw that Stormtrooper cookie jar right out the window."
• Tom Griswold ([14:59]):
  "They're going to actually take the seed of many men and make some sort of Frankensperm..."
• Jess Hooker ([78:07]):
  "It's called the everything shower... exfoliating, shaving, and doing all the things."
• Bob Kevoian ([129:49]):
  "So this is much like astrology, only a step dumber."

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Recurring Themes & Tone

• Playful Roasting:
  The hosts continually tease each other about their quirks, bets, hobbies, and hypothetical appearances in movies.
• Meta-Comedy:
  Several segments spiral into surreal or dark comedy, often calling out the show's own tangents.
• Self-Referential:
  Frequent callbacks to classic bits, previous episodes, and inside jokes.

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM Show blend of topical humor, pop culture riffing, absurd speculation, listener interaction, and freewheeling camaraderie. Whether you’re a fan of horse racing, Star Wars, shower routines, or just appreciate unpredictable comedy rooted in group chemistry, this “May the Fourth” installment delivers memorable banter and sharp recurring gags.

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For Fans:
Don’t miss Bobcat Goldthwait’s appearance in the first 15 minutes, the Derby/breeding jokes, the “everything shower” explanation, the parade of weird world records, or the team’s mutual skewering of movie misquotes and astrology-for-pets.

Transcript

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[Chris]

It's the Bob and Tom show

[Bob Kevoian]

with us in the studio. Comedian Bobcat Goldthwaite is here with us once again. Good morning, sir.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Hi. Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

What you featured in.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Right out of the gate. Bring up my porn past.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's not what I mean. I was just trying to.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

No, no, that's all right.

[Chris]

He loves. He's not, he's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not making that up.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

You don't, you don't finish a hot Detroit and go, wow, we're not going

[Chris]

to get one better than that. You know, I'm kind of. I know you think he's being a smart alec, but he loves, he loves talking horses. He really does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

If I was Tom Hanks, you'd be going, hey, I really love Turner and Hoo. I said, you won Oscars.

[Chris]

You know what I mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobcat Goldthwaite is. I truly did you like hot to John?

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

All right, well, that put me in comedy jail.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like goofy movies now.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

I didn't see, I didn't see Phantom Menace or the Attack of the clones because I'm 40 years old and I've been laid. So Star wars, the Lord of the

[Chris]

Rings, you know, none of that stuff really.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Like a jerk. I went to the Star wars re release and they had added a couple scenes with the computer generated image of Jabba the Hutt, Right? And like, I'm not, I'm a nerd, but this audience is like uber nerds who had memorized every damn frame of the movie and they go nuts when Jabba the Hutt shows up because he's a computer generated Jabba the Hutt. I don't know what their beef is,

[Chris]

but they're like, going, fake.

[Announcer]

Fake.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

This is true fake. Like the movie's gonna go, oh, you caught us. And finally, I snap. I. Jabba's fake. He's not like the real Chewbacca. Listen, you nerds, this is all fake. It's in outer space. None of it happened. And if it did happen, there wouldn't be any explosions, because outer space is a vacuum, and that means it's void of oxygen. And in order to create a fire, you need oxygen. In fact, in real space, sound can't even travel in a pure vacuum. You would just have spaceships silently firing missiles into other craft, and they would implode and spin off course. That's the worst thing that could happen, you nerd. Actually, that's not what I really said.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know what you really said.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

I thought, you know, later on I'm much clever. What I really said was, have any of you nerds ever seen a vagina? Could you pick a vagina out of a police lineup? If I had a vagina and a donut and a mop, could you tell me the difference between these things? Because the day you actually see one, you're gonna throw that Stormtrooper cookie jar

[Tom Griswold]

right out the window.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was I thinking about?

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

I don't know. We've been trying to tell you about it.

[Chris]

Here we go again. Hello, yes. May the Fourth be with you and with your spirit. Super. It's a little religiousy for me, quite frankly, but it's the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chris]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chad.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Chris]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chris]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom started a little bit of a bobcat.

[Chris]

Goldthwait, my boy, my man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Classic piece about Star Wars. Yes. May the 4th, and the phrase May the 4th be with you. But that's not really the origin of.

[Chris]

Here we go. Everyone strap in.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is actually quite interesting. It. It involves British politics. I thought you'd like this, Chick, because you're such a fan of the Brits.

[Chris]

But I'm an Anglophile. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

May the fourth be with you emerged after. On May 4, 1979, the day after Margaret Thatcher was elected Prime Minister of the uk her party placed an advertisement in a newspaper that had the Phrase May the fourth be with you.

[Chris]

And. And Star wars came out in 77, so it could very well be from Star Wars.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it was. Yeah, obviously they were referencing Star wars. But then of course, the whole thing with May 4, the date May the force be with you. And ergo, today is Star wars day and we do have some Star wars news for you.

[Chris]

You're not a. A nerd. A geek in that way about anything, are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not particularly. I've.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. Skiing boots, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to. They're re releasing the original cuts of Star wars in theaters.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The first three are going to be re. Released without the added cgi. Remember there was that controversy where they, they. George Lucas did some.

[Chris]

That's what Bobcat was talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. CGI.

[Christy Lee]

So the ones we saw in 77, apparently that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming back to two theaters, I guess in a slightly more crisp digital form or something. But we can look forward to that. Star wars fans. But we do have some more Star wars information coming up today. Looking forward to that. Also a big weekend. The month of May. Official once the Kentucky Derby runs. And what a race.

[Chris]

I'm down $37,000 from last to first. I had Chief Wallaby. He came in fourth.

[Pat Godwin]

I

[Tom Griswold]

hadn't bet. And as they were making their way to the gate, I went, yeah, I'll go. Okay.

[Chris]

You like the look of the cut of one of their jibs, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I found one horse to be particularly handsome and thought, why not throw a little money on great white 10 seconds before he flipped out.

[Bob Kevoian]

That

[Tom Griswold]

so I don't know if I somehow get my money back.

[Chris]

I'd never seen a horse fall over backwards.

[Christy Lee]

Me either. That was scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, lucky it didn't land on that guy.

[Chris]

Yeah, that's what they said.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was glad the horse was okay and everything, but.

[Christy Lee]

Huge horse.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was literally. I mean, it was within the same minute.

[Chris]

Oh, you're not. You're not being funny.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that I placed my bet and then all of a sudden I went, oh, what's going on over there? It seemed to be a horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if the horse is scratched, you're okay.

[Chris]

As I understand they have.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

They haven't sent your money back, have they?

[Chris]

If you, if you explain it to them. Desert Inn has a.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't get the money back.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, nothing's happened yet and I haven't gotten any alerts. And it's not like there's a phone number on that app.

[Chris]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll have to look into that.

[Christy Lee]

The opposite happened to Justin in Lexington, Kentucky. He and his wife were watching it. About 10 minutes before the main race. He asked his wife to pick a horse she thought was a long shot. That would be just for fun. He was putting it in a show bet. I don't know, you know, 1, 2, 3. And she picked Golden Tempo. Well, he put $25 on it, but then realized at the last second he chose the horse to win, not just show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

And he was so frustrated, thinking he'd wasted all that money. Well, turned off. Turned out he made out with $603.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

So congratulations, Justin.

[Tom Griswold]

My gut was telling me Golden Tempo, and I didn't listen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chris]

I thought his name was Golden Shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chris]

And therefore I stayed away from the horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't Golden Tempo the rate you're supposed to do CPR?

[Chris]

Is that what that's called?

[Bob Kevoian]

120. I don't know, 120 beats per minute.

[Chris]

Staying Alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. Yeah, you're supposed to sing Staying Alive, and that'll. That when you're giving someone cpr.

[Christy Lee]

Sure was a great Kentucky Derby, though.

[Chris]

There's a. I. I was handed a synopsis of the race. Of course, if you watched it, Golden Tempo came from last. All the way back. But first. Now, here, see if you heard what I heard when I read this.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chris]

Long shot. Golden Tempo rallied from the back of the pack to win the Derby on Saturday. Jockey Jose Ortiz beat his older brother Irad Ortiz Jr. By the neck as he rode. It's not the neck by a neck. It's by a neck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talk to the Associated Press.

[Chris]

That by the neck would be incorrect. That sounds like he got off the horse and started strangling at the finish line. So some. Some intern at AP did that, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Yeah. That was 152nd Kentucky Derby. I've seen everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's. That's really a feat.

[Chris]

Yep. Something else.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. Boy, it was close.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had a cool segment about those brothers earlier on the day, and so that was kind of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a lot of coverage. You got to hand it to them.

[Tom Griswold]

They do great.

[Chris]

Don't you guys remember when we were kids, the race was, like, at 4:25 Eastern or something? Remember this?

[Bob Kevoian]

It went off a little late this

[Chris]

year, and then it was like 7:10 or 7:15.

[Christy Lee]

Why did it go off late?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because of the scratch. And they had. The horses were already. They were already in the.

[Tom Griswold]

In the gate, so they had to

[Bob Kevoian]

Pull them all out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I didn't get to see it live because we were not around the tv.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. But, yeah. So, yeah, a great race, though. Very exciting. And then they had. They were actually had the coverage of the Oaks, the night, the day before, the evening before on tv. So that's. It's getting a lot more coverage, which is really exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't he win the Oaks, too, that jockey?

[Chris]

I thought the. The pit stop in the back stretch was interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a new thing they're trying. Right, right, right.

[Chris]

I thought. Are they.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, the reshoeing takes a while. Yeah. You got to get them all re. Shot.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a somewhat biased list of the greatest names of horses.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the history of the Kentucky Derby.

[Chris]

Is Turd Burglar on there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of these are great. In 1970, there was a horse called My Dad George Love it. Finished second.

[Chris]

Love everything about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dust commander finished first in 1970.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Chris]

Oh, that sounds like a Saturday morning with the Swiffer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I am the dust commander.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 1927, a horse named Fred Jr. Love it came in eighth. Well, we'll have to get out our tribute to horses named Fred coming up in a few minutes. This is. There's some great names here. Dandy K came in eighth in 1964. Not Danny K. Dandy K. And it

[Chris]

would have been Danny Kane. 64. Right. He would have been somewhat popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Secretariat, of course, came in first in 73.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they regulate these names and make sure there's no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very complicated. Absolutely. You got to be very. You couldn't. You couldn't have a horse named Turd Burglar.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't mean to disappoint.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about a 1970 corn off the cob? But we will. We'll get to our tribute to horses named Fred coming up.

[Chris]

Most famous name for a horse. Well, Secretariat, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

That's up there.

[Chris]

See, I was going to say Seabiscuit. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And weren't all of the horses but one somehow descended from Secretariat? Wasn't that. What's happening?

[Chris]

Do not know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that true?

[Chris]

All I know, some of those horses now, the rest of their life, they just hang out in the field and get beat off

[Bob Kevoian]

at that level. They can't. Don't they have to have natural.

[Christy Lee]

I think they have to actually do it, don't they?

[Chris]

They have to. They can't bring the mayor there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Now, wait a minute. There's probably some sort of discount. Now, you want it straight from the horse or you want it From.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you have to do it

[Chris]

straight from the vial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can get over you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a. Dude, this. I'm asking a legitimate. A legitimate question.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Horse racing, obviously one of a handful of activities in which the seed of a champion is deliberately implanted, et cetera, et cetera. Could this eventually happen in the world of human sports?

[Chris]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you had your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ken Griffey Jr. Could you say no, no, no, no.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, did I tell a joke? Well, that was a joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I say something sort of silly? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Chris]

I think Josh has had it with the correction joke police.

[Tom Griswold]

I just witnessed three of them in 45 seconds.

[Chris]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm asking. It's serious question.

[Chris]

The NFL landscape is littered with juniors.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Chris]

And thirds.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you're missing my point. Could Tom Brady.

[Chris]

Well, of course not. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could Tom Brady sell his semen?

[Chris]

Well, why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why not? He could, but I mean, how far away are we from that? I bet it's happened secretly. I'll bet. I'll bet some major athlete.

[Chris]

You know what out there. I bet it has.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think someone might pay for a little bit of Michael Jordan's.

[Chris]

How much would you pay for Bo Jackson's. Other than the hip thing, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not kidding. I mean, do you think that's. I don't even know. I'm sure it's legal, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I think I would. I'll take it one step further and say they're going to actually take the seed of many men and make some sort of Frankensperm. You know, you'll have put it in

[Chris]

a centrifuge and mix.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll have the speed of that person. You'll have the strength of that person. Yeah, yeah. The instincts somehow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. But you're only going to get the one. One sperm.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Frankensperm.

[Chris]

Oh, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're talking about a DNA, like a crispr thing where they meld the DNA.

[Chris]

Once again. Here we are. Here we are.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Making.

[Chris]

Making flippant comments. Are various bread.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you want this accurate.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's not possible.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to come off.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm saying. I'm saying it's come to the point where you're going to have some lady picked as a breeder and some. Some sports agents going to have a contract and I'm going to go buy the semen of Tom Brady and just say it's going to happen all Right, Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what? We will allow you to just say, and we won't join in. It's too close and it's too early in the week for this s. To start.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So who won the Derby?

[Chris]

Golden Tempo. Didn't you say that? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Silver Tempo came in second.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, naturally.

[Chris]

Ironic. Oh, I see. Well, actually, no. No, There was no horse in the race named Silver Tempo. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What now? Bronze Tempo was third. No, I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, Coming up, we have animal news and other delights.

[Chris]

But isn't that too close to assigning sex to a baby? And eye color and hair color and.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's all happening.

[Chris]

It's all happening. We don't know about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so. Like I've told you, I've said this many times. When I was in college, there were. There was an ad in the. Pretty much every week in the student paper advertising for sperm.

[Chris]

How did you not donate to that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was for a particular. Those of a particular religious heritage that I did not qualify for.

[Chris]

You could be Jewish for an afternoon, couldn't you?

[Christy Lee]

How would they know if you were Jewish or not?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Convert in 10 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you?

[Chris]

I. I don't know if we'll pay you 500.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure if they. How they screened it, but that's what they were looking for in. In any event, we'll push forward here. Coming up in the world of sports, besides the derby, what have you got over there?

[Chris]

NBA. We got seven games out our ears coming up in the NBA playoffs. And the league should be ashamed. It's a different game come the playoffs. Hey, they're trying, they're hustling, they're diving on the floor. You don't see that sort of thing in the regular season. And let's see some letters, email, and a lady has a world record. I know it sounds silly, but it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not from the race. The first female trainer to win.

[Chris]

No, this is a martial arts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, cool.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And I've got a question about Sherry Devoe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bell Bib's brother.

[Chris]

She said the hardest thing in training the horse was to get it to. To do sit ups.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's gotta be tough.

[Chris]

A horse. It doesn't bend like we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Crunches.

[Pat Godwin]

They can do crunches, but not the crunch.

[Chris]

They can do. Plank all day long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just around the corner. It's Mother's Day, the month of.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up Sunday.

[Bob Kevoian]

This Sunday?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think it'll hold in mashed potatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to have a lot of mashed potatoes for the whole family.

[Chris]

Well, let's hope intended you're the father of your children, is a dentist if you put it and mashed potatoes amount.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, just so the earrings go in the mashed potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you could stick earrings right in here. See in the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. There we go.

[Chris]

Very good. Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate stevensinger.com. he's a great guy. He's a dog guy. He's got that beautiful rescue dog named Buddy and you can rescue your future with moms everywhere by visiting I hate Stephen Singer. Coming up, a lot of exciting things in the news, the world of sports. We'll be looking forward to hearing from you with your with your emails today and may the fourth be with you. We'll have a couple of Star wars updates on the way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it. Unfortunately, traditional big wireless carriers also seem to like keeping my money too. After years of overpaying for wireless, I finally got fed up with crazy high wireless bills, bogus fees and so called free perks that actually cost more in the long run. And I switched to Mint Mobile and now I'm Only paying a fraction of what I used to pay. Mint Mobile works for me. It'll work for you too.

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[Chris]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chris]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chris]

Hello, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

You were talking about the derby.

[Chris]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great race.

[Chris]

Do you wear a derby when you watch the derby? I did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it was really exciting. The horse in last place won it worse to first. Unbelievable.

[Chris]

Zip.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he always excited.

[Chris]

He ran a much longer race than any of the other horses. He went way outside.

[Jess Hooker]

Ah.

[Chris]

He almost went up in the stand

[Bob Kevoian]

finally. Man. And the one thing you kind of appreciated it more when as Josh mentioned, just prior to the start, one of the horses had to be scratched but the horse fell over and you realize how little the jockeys are and how big the horses are.

[Christy Lee]

That particular horse, that Great White, was 17 hands. He was one of the tallest horses

[Chris]

ever see this another thing I don't

[Bob Kevoian]

care for use feet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chris]

What are you trying to hide from? Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love all that stuff. Furlong.

[Chris]

Furlong. Well, you like Furlong because I won't talk about that. Furlong.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it weird though that they measure the speed of a of a horse in car power? That's odd, right? Yeah, yeah. You can go 0.25 car power, but

[Chris]

that horse has the power of 9 fiats.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, that horse Was not injured. The great. The great white was injured.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thank goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

It makes you realize how incredibly dangerous.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

For the people riding the horses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Powerful animals.

[Chris]

The 2026 Kentucky Derby again featured a $5 million purse paid off the top five horses in the field.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's weird because you can buy a $5 million purse at the mall. Have you noticed that one store at the mall, they've got a armed guard in front? Those purses must be getting pretty pricey.

[Chris]

Those are nice purses. Let's see. Fifth place, Dan and Bourbon.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how you like your yogurt, right?

[Chris]

150,000. Yeah, if there's room for yogurt. Put more bourbon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chris]

Fourth. My horse, Chief Wallaby won $250,000. Ocelli in third, won half a million.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't that sound like something at the Taco Bell?

[Chris]

Ocelli?

[Bob Kevoian]

In, in, in 1998, in 11th place, there was a horse named Chilito. Oh, that absolutely sounds like something. I'd like a Cholito, please.

[Chris]

Renegade finished second. One of the. They want a million dollars. And then golden shout, golden tempo, $3.1 million.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, my new idea is. I, I, I've said the same thing for the Olympics, because having met world class gymnasts, they're all miniature people. And I think, please, the next time

[Chris]

we have gymnasts come in here, will you keep telling him that that's it's really fun for us to sit here while you embarrass all of us by proxy and telling them how they're miniature people.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying there should be a

[Christy Lee]

heavyweight division for jockeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yes, it would be big fat guys riding Clydesdales. Wouldn't it take a lot longer? I mean, you've got the Carlem Globetrotters, right? You've got the Savannah Bananas. Why not have a. I can't wait till this. A horse race.

[Christy Lee]

So you would do this before the actual Derby?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there'd be like a Kentucky Fried Derby. Derby.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. With clowns and big fat guys on horses.

[Chris]

You mean like NFL Follies and they just have the highlight? No, that wouldn't work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fat guys on twice hills. No. Well, speaking of horses, we mentioned that years ago there was a horse named Fred Jr. Yeah. In the Kentucky Derby, which of course leads to this classic song from Rodney Carrington.

[Chris]

He wants to shot a man just for snoring. Got out of bed and shot him dead.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Well, his name was. I didn't know what his name was.

[Chris]

So we just called him Fred he

[Bob Kevoian]

was riding across the desert on a

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

horse to another town Looking for a woman in a nightgown the horse's name was. I didn't know what his name was so we just called him Fred oh, now Fred's riding Fred's riding Fred Fred's riding Fred Fred's riding Fred Rich riding

[Tom Griswold]

fruit

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

well, he got to the town Met a woman in a nightgown and she was aware Red and a frown Elliot rhymed but her name was. I didn't know what her name was

[Chris]

so we just called her Fred oh,

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

now Fred's a writing Fred's a writing Fred Fred's writing Fred Fred's a riding Fred Fred's riding Fred that sounds called Fred. That sound was written under the influence of marijuana, which has a tendency to make you think things are actually funnier than what they really are. Had you been smoking marijuana at the time of hearing this song, you'd be laying on the floor right now and saying, that Fred song's whipping my eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turn it off. Rodney Carrington, along with the Bob and Tom Band and Orchestra and the classic Fred song. Rodney's on tour. He'll be stopping at the Brown County Music center in Nashville, Indiana, coming up this Friday. He's got a bunch of other dates on the way, including Mount Vernon, Kentucky. Melbourne, Florida, Fort Myers, Rhode Island. He's going to be all over the place, so be sure to check Rodney's schedule. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming and our letters. Thank you very much.

[Chris]

Dear Bob at Top show, sorry to bother you at work. While cleaning up dinner last night, I told the classic dad joke to my daughters. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's a good one.

[Chris]

Dead ant. My daughters had no idea what I was talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I can see why.

[Chris]

I then played them the instrumental theme songs from the Pink Panther. It really is quite a lovely piece of music.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is, yeah.

[Chris]

Give it a listen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you.

[Chris]

Love your show and all the blatant hostility.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up.

[Chris]

That's from Clint in Freeland. Freeland, Michigan. Freeland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Clint. We have in the news today, coming up, a great story about a zebra. For some reason, we've had a lot of zebras in the news lately with horizontal stripes.

[Christy Lee]

That's weird, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Heather in Medford, Oregon. Do you know what you call a group of zebras?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know this.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I double checked, and she is rude. Correct. What a dazzle of zebras.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cute.

[Chris]

That's kind of pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A dazzle of zebras. So I wanted to check on that. Which of course got me looking.

[Chris]

Cause I have to check everything that crosses my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we occasionally get letters that have bad information. Heather is brilliant and she got it right. A dazzle of zebra. That's handy to know. But I. I found this list of them and some of them are quite odd. A conspiracy of lemurs. They're talking about you.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're talking behind your back.

[Chris]

They do look nosy. They're always looking right at you.

[Christy Lee]

I love them.

[Chris]

Yeah. With their nose in the air.

[Christy Lee]

Big long tails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rhinos. A crash of Rhinosauruses.

[Chris]

I remember that. And you mean rhinoceroses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what it is?

[Chris]

I don't know what you got a hold of Rhinosaurus. Well, see this.

[Bob Kevoian]

This list actually has. It says hippopotamuses. And I always thought it was hippopotami.

[Chris]

So I. I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

And hippopotamus is. Is correct. Huh. And it's called a bloat of hippopotamuses.

[Chris]

Is that because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Collective noun.

[Chris]

The hippos are fat fellow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we. We had the big story last week about the hippos in South America that may or may not end up being. Some of them being shipped to India apparently or slaughtered by local. What's hunter. I don't see that problem. But. And of course, you know a flamboyance of flamingos. Oh, okay. Or hairdressers.

[Chris]

That's the one thing I remember about living in San Diego. We went to the wild animal park and a flamingo got loose and you can't rope them or grab them or. Because they're so spindly and they have to. They put their arms out. The trainer does like. He's mimic them kind of flapping his wings. So. Yeah, they had to. Real slow.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Christy Lee]

Did he follow him after?

[Chris]

No. Yeah. You don't want to break a flamingo in half, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have what appear to be backwards knees, but they're not. I don't know.

[Chris]

No, they're ankles or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

An aggregation of manatees. Yeah. You know what the parrot one for parrots is? Oh, a pandemonium of parrots. These all make sense. A tower of giraffes. But of course.

[Chris]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Being that they're so tall. They're so that. Being that they're so tall. Well, we'll move forward here with your

[Chris]

legs is too long. You know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We certainly appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're to us from Wall. Hey, Chick.

[Chris]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

My mother is 99 years old, sharp as a tack, still drives. She's put three husbands in the ground. And she doesn't like you.

[Chris]

What's her name again?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you should know. Says Wall.

[Chris]

I. I can't put my finger on this, but I'm unbelievably attracted to her right now. If she can't stand me, it's almost irresistible.

[Tom Griswold]

Wal, please let your mother know.

[Chris]

Yes, sir. Tell your mother. Huh? About me. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Make sure that she spells Chick McGee correctly in the will.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you say 99?

[Christy Lee]

99. Yeah.

[Chris]

Mama. I believe after you say 99, you're supposed to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love that song.

[Christy Lee]

So do I.

[Chris]

It's all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my favorite Toto song.

[Chris]

It is not. Hold the line.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Oh, I hate that song.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like not even Africa.

[Chris]

Makes me angry.

[Pat Godwin]

Hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it does?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like all that good melody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is 99 about Agent 99 and get smart. Is that.

[Chris]

I don't doubt it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always thought it was.

[Chris]

I know somebody's thinking about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is in my head.

[Chris]

Rosanna's about Rosanna Arquette, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Bar.

[Chris]

Yeah, Bar. Roseanne. Rosanna Barr. Oh, you love Originally.

[Tom Griswold]

Lower. All I want to do is eat some cake and what?

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, one last collective noun. I'd never heard this one before. A group of lizards is known as a lounge of lizards.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean, you heard a little joke there. No, that's what I'm looking. I'm looking at the actual collectives now list here. Here we go. Got a letter. This one involves a new story. Christy, can you remember the story about you were telling me your daughters are all about this? The so called ick?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's when you're in a relationship with someone or on a date with someone and they do something or say something that you go, I'm out. Can't do this anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we had some pretty good examples.

[Chris]

Oh, so this causes a breakup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

The. It causes automatically.

[Christy Lee]

Usually. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we were talking about it, and then I. It came up on a television show over the weekend. They used the phrase the ick. So it is, I guess, a thing. And then it showed up in a crossword puzzle over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? As that. Was that the definition?

[Bob Kevoian]

The answer was I C, K. So the. I'm trying to think of. Oh, here's the other example that they gave, which was a pretty good one. He stayed over for the first time overnight. He refused to use a toothbrush and told Me brushing your teeth is a scam because animals don't do it.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this one? We were lying in bed after an intimate moment when he pulled up my Instagram and pointed out the photos he thought I didn't look good in. But then. And this one? We learned a little something here while hooking up. He called me Mommy with no warning, which would have been fine, except he whispered Jiminy Cricket as he finished. And you guys inform me that apparently that's a.

[Pat Godwin]

The Lord's name in vain, like Jesus Christ, Jimmy Cricket.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never heard anybody do that.

[Chris]

I think they're both objectionable and wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Tom Griswold]

She says, he called me Mommy without any warning. You really wanted him to go. Now, listen, at some point during the throes of passion, I am going to refer to you as Mommy.

[Christy Lee]

No, that would be weirder.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's weird under any circumstance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. So you would be. You would prefer a little warning, would you?

[Chris]

Ma', am,

[Bob Kevoian]

Our letter. The woman had more armpit hair than I had hair on my head. The ick. Thank you very much, David. We appreciate your letters. I'd love to hear more of out there.

[Chris]

More. More icks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you keeping to yourself?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. Your problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I. The. It gives me the ick.

[Chris]

Actually, our next letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Tony Hunky Tony. You guys are 3 for 3. I love my Raycons. I love my Simply say. And I love my aura frame.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chris]

I got it for an early for my wife for early Mother's Day. She gets pictures every morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a letter, too.

[Chris]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Marvin in Louisiana. He goes, thanks for suggesting the aura frame. My mom's in a nursing home. I got her the frame. She loves it and she remembers everybody in the pictures. It makes her very happy. It makes us happy, too. She's quite elderly. Well, that's a sweet letter. What am I talking about the aura frame for? This is the. A great Mother's Day gift for young moms, old moms, grandmoms, et cetera, et cetera. The aura frame. There's one right behind Josh. It's a beautiful frame. And it's kind of like a slideshow because it had. It rotates photographs and videos. This is a terrific gift. And by the way, you can load it remotely, so. The one right there. I loaded some of those pictures at my house while this thing was here.

[Chris]

Wow, that's crazy talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

It involves the magic of electricity and all this other stuff. I have no idea how that works. There's a picture of me and my son Sam and Jeff Foxworthy. Now the point is here that the Aura frame is a great gift and there's a special offer coming up right now. The Aura frame was named number one by Wirecutter and you can save seriously right now, today. Knock 25 bucks off the best selling Carver mat frame for a limited time if you use the code word tom. The Aura frame a U R A, you get it. Of [e-mail] A U R auraframes.com the promo code is Tom. Please support the Bob and Tom show when you check out by mentioning this is where you heard it. But these things are great. Unlimited. You don't have to pay a fee. Once you buy it, it's yours. Some of these other companies have things like this. You got to pay a monthly fleet. Not with the Aura frame. Free unlimited storage. Keep all those photos and moments and maybe give it to your mom, say she lives in a different state. You can load it with pictures of your kids, et cetera, et cetera, and she can get up in the morning and see something new and fresh. They're really cool. It really is advanced technology once again. It's a u r aura. Auraframes.com Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you and that best seller right now and the most popular carver mat frame. You can get 25 bucks off with the code Tom. We are coming back. We have airline news, we have Star wars news. And may the fourth be with you. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chris]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chris]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chris]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chris]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got over there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. I'm looking at the mailbag here.

[Chris]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to look at my mailbag?

[Chris]

You know, freshly shorn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me. Let me get my reading glasses.

[Chris]

His. His scrotum is what he's talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do a little shaving over the weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I'm actually due.

[Chris]

It was super shower Saturday for me, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Chris]

Oh, it.

[Christy Lee]

Do a loofah scrum.

[Chris]

Tim to tail.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chris]

Everything. Yeah, I. I shave everything down and then willy nilly, I just let her grow back.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. It's really something.

[Tom Griswold]

You should come over.

[Chris]

We can take a shower together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. I don't even remember why this came up. This make. I. I blame myself.

[Chris]

Well, you better come up with something, because you can't do it without some sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom, I really enjoy your show. Writes Matthew. I can't wait to visit the Arnold impact crater.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't remember me skydiving and creating a crater.

[Chris]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I did get a very serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Wanted me to say it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn it, I forgot about. I'm sorry. I did get a very serious that. About skydiving lessons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And if you want to do it, Josh. Oh, yeah. And typically, according to the letter, the first three jumps are done with the master attached to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you think you do it.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I'm. I'm gonna see how the hot air balloon ride goes.

[Chris]

I don't know which. Well, skydiving, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like skydiving might not be as scary. Only because you're. It's active almost the whole time. Whereas in a hot air balloon. I'm up there, and I have no choice but to just be up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whereas with a lot of time to think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you're afraid of the heights. Is that the thing that you're afraid of heights or not being in control?

[Chris]

Hey, Josh, are you afraid of heights?

[Tom Griswold]

I am afraid of heights in certain circumstances. Yeah. Roller coasters. I'm fine.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ferris wheels. Terrified.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Weird.

[Chris]

There was a ride when I was a kid called the paratrooper.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

We had that at Six Flags.

[Chris]

It terrified me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris]

Didn't mind the Ferris wheel roller coaster, but paratroopers.

[Tom Griswold]

I was never tall enough to ride that. And then they got rid of it the year before I was tall enough to ride it. Oh, rid of it for where?

[Bob Kevoian]

They drop you in a sort of a fake Parachute?

[Chris]

No, no. You're on a table. It goes in a circle, but it's in an angle, so you get the high point. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Oh, that. Yep. Okay.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, we'll see. I think. What are you doing? The hot air balloon?

[Tom Griswold]

To be determined. I have an open invite. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris]

I will tell you, I. I don't think I'd have any problem going in a hot air balloon, but I don't. I've never skyd, so. What about you, Tom? Would you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you.

[Chris]

Hot air balloon or skydive?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't do either, legally.

[Chris]

You can't do either legally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really Voids my life insurance.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

But you can ski.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I can't scuba dive. Parachute. I can't be in an airplane with one fewer than. There have to be two pilots in an airplane.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I can't scuba dive and I can't parachute.

[Chris]

Oh, that's the. Is that slapdash insurance company.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's something your finer insurance company, Lloyd said.

[Chris]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, by the way, did I mention this? A friend of mine was telling me that he got a call from his insurance company for his homeowner's insurance saying that he had to put a new roof on part of his house. Which you thought was kind of odd how. That they would know that just part of it. Yeah, yeah. Part of his house has a flat roof.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's long story. The larger point is they knew about it because they were using drones.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he said that the. Some of the homeowners insurance, depending on your. They will take a drone and look at your property to make sure that you don't have, for example, a trampoline or a.

[Tom Griswold]

They have the time and energy to do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they apparently do. I was pretty shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they just deny the claim when it comes in, like all insurance companies?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris]

You know, I'm in that car insurance thing where they. They know where I've been and how far I drove and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got that.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And I get like 8 bucks a month back.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it monitor your speed?

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah. And then if I drive too erratically, at the next stop sign, a guy taps me on the shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you sprung for the. The premium.

[Chris]

I got the tap on. He gets in the car and drives me slow.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it from here.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got an ick moment for you.

[Chris]

It's a great policy.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of these ick moments where, you know, it's over. This comes to us from Red.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Red.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was Stationed in Germany. I'd been dating this woman for quite some time. I walked into her bedroom one afternoon. She was chewing on her toenails.

[Chris]

Ah, yeah, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

She said, I'm just trimming my toenails.

[Tom Griswold]

Trimming.

[Bob Kevoian]

She said, I happen to be carrying clippers in my pocket. I pulled them on. I said, do you need these?

[Tom Griswold]

She goes, no, I would never use somebody else's clippers. That's disgusting.

[Chris]

I've got. I've got a problem with her chewing her toenails. I got a problem with him carrying around toenails clippers. That was that all about.

[Bob Kevoian]

He never went back.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a military man, so maybe, yeah, part of some Swiss army knife or something.

[Chris]

Well, you guys know my ex story. When they look, they look at you and say, you know what? You're just not funny anymore. That's when you know you. You get your stuff and leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there you go. Well, when we come back, we'll get a song from Mr. Godwin.

[Chris]

The guy from insurance comes in, tap me on my shoulder, and I'm out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get more of your letters and more. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chris]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chris]

Aye, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chris]

Hello, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chris]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick and hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going through some mail here.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a good letter here from Tess. She was talking about my adventures building a doghouse with one of my young daughters.

[Chris]

Real quick. The doghouse still inside your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

House? That's correct. Okay, but the dog will go in if you throw. You know what dog whiskey in there.

[Chris]

You know what? You're a good dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's what that was about.

[Chris]

There's something. There's Something comforting about the girls getting up and going to check and see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Chris]

The doghouse is still in the house. I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it'll be going. Coming out soon, I hope. But it's a fun doghouse. And the. The whole thing, it was. The journey was building the doghouse, of course, going to the hardware store, buying the lumber, etc.

[Chris]

Steven Tyler told us that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That hammering the nails. She goes, my dad. This is from Tessa. My dad and I made stilts.

[Chris]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we took a bunch of two by fours and nailed a triangle of wood upside down so your feet would remember. Those homemade stills people had.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I know what you're talking about. They had a little edge on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, my friend Pete had them. How do I describe it? It. You take a. Like a quarter of a circle.

[Chris]

You make it sound like everyone had stilts.

[Christy Lee]

Sadly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know if you Google homemade stilts. Imagine. Imagine a circle and you take a quarter of it, if you will, and then you screw the one side into the. The 2x4 with the. With the flat part at a right angle and you. They're stills.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yeah, homemade stilts.

[Chris]

Well, I remember making stilts and like Cub Scouts or something. I don't know. Coffee cans. The big coffee cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I remember. Yeah. You would kind of strap buckets or cans to your feet.

[Chris]

We use string to hold them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this was a great adventure that Tessa had with her dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. That's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she points out her dad was not a professional woodworker, so I'm sure Tom can do it too. Thank you very much.

[Chris]

Well, that's nice of her to notice that after all that effort. Her father was not a professional woodworker.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was a good dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Kathy wants to know if I watched the Hallmark movie Kentucky Roses over the weekend. Since it was derby weekend. I've not yet.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know Andrew Walker is in it, and it should be a fun one.

[Chris]

Is Andrew Walker.

[Tom Griswold]

He's good.

[Chris]

Mainstay.

[Tom Griswold]

He is absolutely a mainstay. Yeah. Of the Hallmark universe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they do conventions?

[Tom Griswold]

They do. They have conventions and they have a cruise.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What cruise sells out in minutes, so that's. That's a hot ticket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a Hallmark movie that takes place on a cruise ship?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's a good question. Not that I have seen, but I bet it may be out there. If not. Yeah, they should do that. In fact, they should do a Hallmark movie about two people meeting on a Hallmark cruise. Oh, yeah, those cameos.

[Chris]

Talk about two Birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's almost eating itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I've decided I'm not going on the cruise or to a convention until I'm a guest. That's right.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I think I could play the friend or brother of a lead in an Hallmark movie.

[Christy Lee]

Sure you could.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not the handsome sort of lead guy.

[Chris]

You're the best friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. When I said that the agreement that I got from the producer behind you was.

[Chris]

Was.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he could take.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I see Laughing so hard his head is going below his desk, it

[Tom Griswold]

was like I wasn't even looking at him and I saw him. Oh, no, you are not the handsome lead. Like, that kind of reaction.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd be the. The cousin loading the stuff into the candy shop or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Right, right. It's good to have you back. It's good to have you back, Nancy,

[Bob Kevoian]

because usually the male lead is a mega millionaire now.

[Chris]

Thin and rich and good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then. And then the female lead is taking care of her dad, who's got something serious going on, attacked by wolves and

[Chris]

now has Lyme disease.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she. And she's opening up. Opening up a candy, and he gives it all up to go join her.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he's happier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. That's the whole point.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But you. You would be good, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I would like to be that guy. The guy who helps run.

[Bob Kevoian]

And aren't those all filmed in Canada?

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. So many of them? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they mostly about holidays or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I mean, they have them all year. All year. Now, the holidays have got to be the most popular ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have them for every holiday?

[Chris]

I was just gonna say there's Easter

[Tom Griswold]

ones, Fourth of July, even St. Patrick's Day. They only have some iron. They'll go to Ireland.

[Chris]

And Arbor Day.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't seen an Arbor Day.

[Christy Lee]

Are they exclusively on the Hallmark Channel or will they, like, you find them on Netflix or some other.

[Tom Griswold]

Hallmark does have its own streaming service, but it's all. But you can also get it as part of something else, so. Yeah, and you've got American Fan, Great American Family. You've got your Hallmark Mysteries and Movies channel as well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I much prefer those to all those. To the Lifetime movies. Those get a little dark for my taste. Yes, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's. Let's move forward here.

[Chris]

Well, the Lifetime movies often have the. The Affair and the Ex Stalkers, the Score and X. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It kills them in their sleep. You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Is it time to check in with the sports scene?

[Chris]

Heck, yeah. NBA. Yesterday we had a Game seven with the Cavaliers. Tom, your hometown basketball team, winning their best of seven series and winning the seventh game over Toronto. Not even from this country. Cleveland 114, the Raptors 102. And boy, that seemed like a great name at the height of Jurassic park fever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still think it's a good name.

[Chris]

And then you don't like the Toronto Raptors.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if they had just. If they had gone with a falcon or a hawk as the logo.

[Chris]

Yeah, it would work. Yeah, but they have like a clawed ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Like it was a velociraptor.

[Chris]

Like a velociraptor. That's one of their logos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the Cavaliers. I mean, is Lake Erie known for a lot of piracy and.

[Chris]

Well, the Cavaliers, they had. Much like the Tampa Bay Buccaneer, they had. He had a. He had a sword and a feathered hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, did the name. Did the title of the movie zorro, the Gay Blade, make you laugh when

[Bob Kevoian]

you were growing up?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course it did.

[Chris]

That was George Hamilton, was it not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I guess. Tony. Tony Perkins wasn't available.

[Chris]

Did you see Love at First Bite?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love Love at First Bite.

[Chris]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris]

Isn't Artie Johnson in that? He is, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a comedy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Franklin.

[Chris]

Well, you wouldn't know. No, you wouldn't know it was a comedy by watching it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you kind of wouldn't, unintentionally.

[Chris]

Okay, Detroit, that wins their game seven over Orlando, 116 to 94. And then on Saturday, we had a game seven. The 76ers pounding Boston 109, 100 at the venerable Boston Garden. So tonight, 76ers and the Knicks series starts 8:00 Eastern. And then tonight, 9:30 Eastern, Wolves and the Spurs. And then tomorrow night, Cavs at the Pistons. That'll be a heck of a series. And then tomorrow night, late Lakers at the Thunder, the Oklahoma City Thunder. Many believe they're the favorites to win another NBA championship. Tom, your thoughts?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck, everybody. I'm busy over here doing something.

[Chris]

Thank you, John. Chase Elliott. Or as you say, on race day, Chase Elliot stayed ahead of Denny Hamlin for the closing four laps. Final restart to win at Texas Fort Worth. Elliott led five times for race I, 87 laps.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elliot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Elliot.

[Chris]

Elliot. And long shot golden tempo. We talked about this earlier. Rallied from absolutely dead last win, the Kentucky Derby jockey Jose Ortiz beat his older brother, Irad. I r a. D. Ortiz Jr. Beat him by the neck as he rode the colt to claim the Derby. Golden Tempo had been a 23 to 1 winner. Oh, that's a sweet payoff. Daddy Ortiz made history for trainer Cherie Devoe became the first woman to train a Derby winner. And Cherie has not decided yet whether Golden Shower Tempo will run for the Preakness.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Have they started doing this? This is ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

They want to assess the animal.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. The animals healthy enough.

[Chris]

They've done this. Yeah, it seems like they did it a couple years. Yeah, almost. And then if they run the Preachers and they don't. I don't know if we're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

She's gonna take hell if she goes, oh, yeah, we're ready. Oh, yeah, people are gonna lose their minds. And so she has to do this now. Again. She may. They may examine.

[Bob Kevoian]

How often has a horse been dead last and ended up winning?

[Chris]

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

In the Kentucky Derby?

[Chris]

At least once, is my answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, and she's great. Pat, you ever. In the state of Kentucky, The Commonwealth of Kentucky, ever. You ever come in from the back?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, let me think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Storied career, touring. Oh, you've played all over Kentucky, though, right? Oh, you. Everywhere.

[Chris]

Everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Paducah. How'd you do in Paducah?

[Pat Godwin]

Paducah was fun.

[Chris]

You know what they say, if it

[Pat Godwin]

plays on the other side of the mountain.

[Christy Lee]

Mountain, actually seven horses.

[Chris]

Tom plays in Paducah.

[Tom Griswold]

I always wanted to play in Paducah.

[Chris]

And those horses are Macbeth.

[Christy Lee]

Two in 1888.

[Tom Griswold]

This time it's personal.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's my favorite joke of the year right there.

[Chris]

1888.

[Christy Lee]

1888, Riley.

[Chris]

Oh, wait a minute. In 1888, horses were as big as house cats. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

In the line of evolution.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Pink Star, Ponder, Gateau del Sol, Ferdinand and Mine. Mine the Bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Cat of the sun is Gato del Sol.

[Chris]

Wow, there's your Spanish.

[Christy Lee]

Those are all very mine the bird. 2009. The 2009 Derby, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then once again, I'm wondering if. Because obviously, these horses, their. Their seed becomes very valuable. I'm just wondering, how far are we away from. I think it's already happened. Major. Major athletes have donated their sperm for a fee.

[Chris]

Yeah. Your question is, how long has it been going on?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't necessarily work, though. Did.

[Chris]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the kid of Etheridge and David Crosby a musician?

[Chris]

No. Right. I bet he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean. Oh, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, did I bring up something sore? I must not. I must be Unaware of something. I must be blissfully unaware.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I give you the signal, just go with me on it, will you? When we come back, do you have something jolly and happy?

[Chris]

Yes, I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chris]

Nothing but blue skies and rainbows over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yep.

[Chris]

Nothing but love for everybody from the maudlin sports desk, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I supposed to feel bad because I don't?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Oh, you will.

[Chris]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I promise you I won't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, also coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have Baby Yoda in the news. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I'm trying to get through that Mandalorian show.

[Chris]

People have told me I'd love it, and I tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody let me know if it gets to be not boring.

[Christy Lee]

What about the movie Mandalorian?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was kind of preparing for that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I saw a trailer for it. It looked kind of cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I liked a Mandingo Lorian.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty good.

[Chris]

Hang on, hang on. Dingo. Who was in Mandiga? Wasn't it Leon Isaac? No, that's penitentiary.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember. Who played Mandingo.

[Chris]

Mandingo.

[Tom Griswold]

I never saw it.

[Chris]

I want to say, like, Ken Norton Jr. Or some boxer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't think there was. Yeah, I don't know.

[Chris]

Or Ken Norton. Maybe it was Ken Norton Jr. Was a football player.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Chris]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't stand. Who was. It was that little guy from that sitcom, Webster.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was Gary Coleman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Gary Coleman.

[Chris]

Lewis is Webster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Emmanuel Lewis. Emmanuel Lewis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I didn't hear Webster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mandingo.

[Tom Griswold]

I just heard a little better than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. Like, Luke, I am your father.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what got me looking at these involving the graduate field of Dreams, Gone with the Wind and more. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chris]

Hi, Ma. Thanks for your unfiltered advice.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Mom. Happy Mother's Day.

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[Chris]

Hi, everybody. I love to go swimming with bowlegged women. Swim between their legs.

[Tom Griswold]

Swim between their legs.

[Chris]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show and our Sing Along It's. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chris]

Hi. Hi. How's things?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chris]

All right. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chris]

Hello, indeed. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chris]

She's going to illuminate something about showers because I had a super shower Saturday.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Over the weekend. And apparently unbeknownst to me, it's a thing. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. And Tom. Chick was doing comedy. Yeah, that's what I was admiring.

[Chris]

I was doing this with the walrus teeth in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

So I hope you don't think I was mocking you in some way. I was enjoying what Chick was doing.

[Chris]

And then I was acting like I had a fork and a knife cutting my meal.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a hell of a show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was great.

[Chris]

Unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's some rock solid radio. That's why we win all the awards.

[Chris]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And here's Tom. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just preparing my semen for another donation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You get to choose the hosts.

[Chris]

See this is what you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

And for my fee, it has to be direct.

[Chris]

You're smart. You're smart enough to know that. That you can have anything verified on the Internet if you look long enough. I don't know why. Because you'll hit on your point. You'll go. See, I proved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm just saying, in the world of horse racing, obviously, the weekend of the Kentucky Derby, start doing a little homework. It's really interesting and it's very complicated, but just fascinating stuff, these beautiful horses. But I was wondering, obviously, this one article I was set. Effectively, every. Every horse out there is. Somehow has some of the DNA from Secretariat and they're all swimming around. But I'll talk to you, Ms. Hooker. I would pretty much guarantee that somebody out there is buying the seed of great athletes, human athletes. I just think this is inevitable.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think we've been buying it, but women have been doing it for years. Centuries. Yeah, we go look like there's women who go to NFL games and NBA games.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Impregnate them.

[Chris]

Natural selection.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I just think. I'm just wondering, I mean, if you.

[Chris]

Yeah, what are you wondering?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you could approach.

[Chris]

What will stop this?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you could approach Tom Brady and say, look, I need your seed. How much?

[Tom Griswold]

But those people need to be aware that just because that seed is used to create a child, doesn't make them an athlete.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's going to give you Magic Johnson's son. I mean, he's not an athlete. He's. He's a. Yeah, he's a mom.

[Tom Griswold]

How's he feeling? Was it before or after?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it was.

[Christy Lee]

What about all the legal ramifications?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he date Melissa Ethered son.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Josh. Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fatal drug overdose. You happy now?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, how was I supposed to know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. General reading.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry, didn't read. I didn't get the newsletter.

[Chris]

Hey, listen to this. Doesn't this put you in a good mood, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Chris]

He wrote this after a dinner party at Johnny Carson's house.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that something? Yeah, he was just of tapping it out on his fork and.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny went. What would. Johnny.

[Chris]

Johnny. Hey, hey, Hank.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Chris]

That is an unbelievable tune. You know, if I were you, I'd get together with what's his name? Peter Sellers. And I'm losing. I lost it. I've lost it.

[Tom Griswold]

That happens to me all the time.

[Chris]

I lost it.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a new Pink Panther?

[Chris]

Did a little. A couple.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought there was a new one.

[Chris]

1.

[Tom Griswold]

They're talking Eddie Murphy.

[Jess Hooker]

Eddie Murphy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That might be good. Yeah.

[Chris]

Will he have a French accent or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I mean we know he can do any voice he wants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's gonna play the guy to me, the great running gag in that is the guy hiding in the cato.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't it be Cato Kalin? Shouldn't they get Cato?

[Pat Godwin]

Never stop laughing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That joke's way over. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who is the go to? Asian karate dude. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Well that'd be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still.

[Pat Godwin]

What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean chan is.

[Pat Godwin]

He's older.

[Tom Griswold]

Seventies, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

I think stay the guy from hangover, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Like Ken Jones.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what, that'd be fun.

[Chris]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Yeah, yeah. That's a. That's a great running gag.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's hiding everywhere and.

[Chris]

Sure, that's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm sorry, we were in the middle of the sports. Sports section.

[Chris]

Actually we were right at the end. Tom and I know this is gonna sound. Sound unbelievable, but there's a woman in world records today.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously.

[Jess Hooker]

Cooking, having babies.

[Chris]

What's she doing barefoot in the kitchen?

[Tom Griswold]

Nine days of menstrual.

[Chris]

That's the record. All right. A girl from Pakistan has broken the world record for the most balloons burst by high heel kicks above the head in one minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a high heels in Pakistan.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she still with us?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chris]

You can see all the way to her address, can't you? Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. That is a high kickstyles. That's a bouffant down below.

[Chris]

Boy, that is boys.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like I've seen this in real life.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chris]

Like the Rockettes or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So she's those. The balloons are above her head.

[Chris]

Wait a minute. Is this the girl that's the record holder? Yes, because it says 12 year old black belt martial artist.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that was just from our producer's private collection.

[Chris]

Oh, she did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, I'm sorry.

[Chris]

It's always an adventure.

[Tom Griswold]

Would have been nice to know that before I made a lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's 12. She's 12 in Epstein years. Much like dog years.

[Chris]

Well, let's ignore the picture we saw. 12 year old black belt martial artist Fatima Nassim claimed the record title popped 35 balloons in one minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's got an attractive name all while wearing high heels.

[Chris]

Fatima.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fatima. A lovely name.

[Chris]

There's nothing worse. Chunkles over women.

[Tom Griswold]

Our lady of Fatima. Right, right.

[Pat Godwin]

We're making fat jokes about her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she wasn't fat right there in her name. I've seen the pictures. She looks like Happy Humphrey. Remy Morris Allen.

[Chris]

This would be more. She's 12 more popular for want to have fat. Her successful attempt beat the previous record by 13 balloons.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, so how high are the balloons?

[Chris]

She is the daughter of Muhammad Rashid. He is a serial record breaker and heartbreaker here. He has 125 records under his belt.

[Bob Kevoian]

He supposedly is the guy that's competing with David Rush for the most records.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. We've seen pictures of him. Then he. Not too long ago he was part of one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Chris]

I'm glad we finally got that question answered. Said no one ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. This says that she's got like a nail glued to the bottom of her shoe.

[Chris]

Oh, that's cheating, isn't it? That seems illegal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet maybe this is wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's kicking well over her head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And how many does she do in a minute? 30 more than. More than one per second.

[Christy Lee]

76 balloons in just 30 seconds. Is that right?

[Chris]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chris]

35 balloons in one minute. It says here. What you've got an updated record. It sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is a different one. She's holding eggs without breaking them. Bursting balloons while holding eggs without breaking them. She's got a lot of records actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that family has quite a balloon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris]

They must work in a balloon factory.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand their daughter. Their daughter. Their 18 year old daughter does have her only Fans.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a 12 year old.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chris]

Who the hell is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, those. Those balloons are a head above her head. They're way up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And the nail is on the toe of the high heel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Right. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's still impressive.

[Chris]

That's like a tailwind for a hundred yard dash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I agree with Chick. I thought the nail was on the heel. The nail is on the toe of.

[Chris]

Yeah, that helps burst the balloon.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean Josh, you could do this or I could do this once and then we'd be. Then we'd be. We'd be getting carried out on a stretcher. I'm not sure which muscles we would tear. I think most of your hamstrings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Achilles hamstring.

[Chris]

If you're with me this tom. But this kind of reminds me of one of my legal entanglements where those balloons are my hopes and dreams and they're bursting them pat. You might know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there was all of. All of your life savings. It Was in the balloons, and then someone else collected it.

[Pat Godwin]

All your balls are two of those balloons.

[Chris]

This next one is a Florida house. Yeah. Boom. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she's a cute kid. That's cool.

[Chris]

Four eyes of it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those may be goggles for safety purposes. Much like when you did it, the money flying out could hit you in the eye.

[Chris]

Okay, I made the joke. It's okay if you make the joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I don't think it should count unless she's kicking with her heels.

[Tom Griswold]

Frankly, I don't think that might be a separate record.

[Chris]

Unless she bursts the balloon with just her foot. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, without the nail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you can't do that. You'd have to. No, that's.

[Chris]

Yeah, you'd have to actually set a record.

[Tom Griswold]

The reach is still impressive there. I mean, if she were to stand under that balloon, There'd be easily a foot of space between her head and the balloon.

[Chris]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

And she's standing on a spike heel. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that can't be easy either.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would break my ankle.

[Chris]

She's 12 years old. She's all cartilage.

[Tom Griswold]

And if she's practicing martial arts because it looked like she was wearing the.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm sorry. She's all cartilage. Could you expand? How does this work? I know you're an expert on the growth with an anatomical point of view.

[Chris]

Well, her bone density is not where it should be. And her.

[Bob Kevoian]

So at age 12, she's primarily made of cartilage.

[Chris]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

All this goes without saying.

[Chris]

At age 12, she should be able to slip herself under a door.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

11, 12. You're essentially a shark.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see no bones.

[Chris]

Squid on land, haven't you? Same thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like cartoon biology.

[Tom Griswold]

She could fit herself into a jug.

[Chris]

She'll do it for 50 bucks. You want to see it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it weird that octopuses can do that?

[Chris]

Yes, it's very weird.

[Tom Griswold]

You put, like, a bottle in front of them. All of a sudden they can climb into it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

And they can unscrew the cat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really?

[Chris]

What the hell's that about?

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have an animal personality survey. If you think that astrology is idiotic.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait till you hear this. This is.

[Christy Lee]

That seems like the weird part of the story is judgment. Who asked to have it done? It was commissioned by a sex toy company.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chris]

Are you an Aries?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you know we're not.

[Chris]

Do you have the Rammer 9000?

[Tom Griswold]

We're not selling any of the collie Shaped dildos. What fake study can we come up with?

[Bob Kevoian]

Although I think the collie was much better than the pug. The collie had a little more protuberance.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Shar peas are harder to clean

[Chris]

all the nooks and crannies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are people still getting those sharpes?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was such a fad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we had one when we were a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Friend of mine had one named Doji. Doji?

[Chris]

That's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll find out what a bear means. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Personality wise?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want me to give you one? Which one do you want? Dachshund, butterfly or tortoise?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go with butterfly.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A butterfly is a. Is a free spirited, romantic, spontaneous.

[Chris]

Well, I'm glad you're not judging.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

At least nobody's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It gets worse. Independent, mysterious and selectively affectionate. This is all meaningless crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like this. What if it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean.

[Chris]

Yeah, this comes from somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun, isn't it?

[Chris]

It's a guideline.

[Christy Lee]

Here's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's someone who managed to bluff their way through college with writing like this. Wait a minute. That's what I did. That's what I do. That's what I did.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You be careful over that chick, McGee.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have something special.

[Chris]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in. In the realm of sports. And they chose you to announce it.

[Chris]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you know what this is, Ms. Hooker?

[Chris]

It's recorded poorly.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what that is?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know. It's a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's a song, actually.

[Chris]

Let's go to the judges.

[Bob Kevoian]

Judges, she thinks it's a song.

[Chris]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm getting a thumbs down.

[Tom Griswold]

There are two versions.

[Chris]

Yeah, that sounds like the original German German. Recorded in a beer hall.

[Bob Kevoian]

99 luft balloons. It was a big MTV hit. Yeah, it was. I like that song.

[Tom Griswold]

I do too. I do prefer 99 red balloons though.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the English language version.

[Jess Hooker]

So that's what I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chris]

But let's face it, we all like the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Money.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know we had your video.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh is pantomiming the dance.

[Chris]

What the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can see where the ladies love you. Just unexpectedly.

[Chris]

LL Cool J ladies love Jack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like 49 gay. It's just fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? It's sort of non threatening and also.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a little bit of I can change.

[Chris]

Yeah. And the next thing you know, you're hip deep in some lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Chris]

I'll make him. I'll make him like me.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna try to get the show back on the track. I don't think there's any hope. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Chris]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chris]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chris]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chris]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick share. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Of course, refreshed and renewed because of my Super Shower Saturday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Explain the Super Shower Saturday, please.

[Chris]

Well, the Super Shower Saturday is just what it sounds like. It is. You. You give a little bit more attention

[Tom Griswold]

to everything that's great because you have the time.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not rushing in the morning to get somewhere.

[Chris]

Exactly. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You pamper yourself a little bit before body scrub.

[Chris]

Before, during, and after. I'm pampering. It's unbelievable.

[Jess Hooker]

So this is a viral thing, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

It's called the everything shower and it usually applies to women.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

In terms of exfoliating and shaving and trimming and doing all the things. Maybe a mask or maybe a deep hair scrub, something like that. It's. It's a long everything shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it primarily considered a positive thing or do women say. Or is it, oh, this is a pain in the ass?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's. I think it's like. It's a self care thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, do you use Q tips, Josh, to detail underneath the man boobs?

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Chris]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys.

[Chris]

What I do.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a little rough.

[Chris]

I have the pre.

[Tom Griswold]

How long has he known me?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, no, probably 15 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you're right. He's. He's known me longer than. Than we've worked together. Yeah. Yeah. And he knows there's one thing, one

[Jess Hooker]

thing that you just. Just don't.

[Chris]

That irritates the hell out of you.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't do it.

[Chris]

And that's it.

[Jess Hooker]

But you guys are especially on.

[Chris]

So I have to.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I have to ask myself. Yeah. Is it. Would this have happened tomorrow or would it. Would it have happened yesterday or is it just because today I've been sort of pressing his butt buttons?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You two. You two are. Are at each other today about three times. Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. You know what?

[Chris]

I would have held back.

[Jess Hooker]

He's going for the job.

[Pat Godwin]

You press one button and went back and pressed again.

[Chris]

If I could get that out.

[Jess Hooker]

See how it's safer if you two do it than when you two do it when Chick and Tom do it. It's not funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I. Chick no longer has man boobs. He's lost £100.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not what we're talking about.

[Chris]

You don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

That's not what we're talking about.

[Chris]

I might have little a cup man boob. You don't know. You don't know me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you go to a movie called A cup man Boob? I don't think I'd go.

[Chris]

For instance, Tom, he said, desperately changing the topic. A pre shower in my super shower Saturday. Set the mood with candles and music. Oh, my shower. I've got brand new speakers in the shower and it just. And my little vapo.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Chris]

Just shower that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Chris]

Really.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a Louisville slugger To. To stimulate the vagus nerve.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a teak stool in there? So you can sit down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I recommend.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Chris]

I do have a teacher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Roberto Clemente bat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a wide barrel.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's the other viral thing. Right now is the shower orange. You take an orange in the shower.

[Chris]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Jess Hooker]

You eat it and then.

[Tom Griswold]

And that. Like that effervescence or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, citrus. And then you can immediately wash your hands. And it smells good.

[Chris]

You eat it and you record the sound it makes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, little asmr.

[Chris]

Yeah. And then later, you know, I prefer

[Bob Kevoian]

back in the day, the beer shower. Let's get Willie in the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I do the best of both worlds. That's why I have a blue moon.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Your orange.

[Chris]

You set the mood. You remove your jewelry, of course. Right. Dry brush your skin. Remove makeup. Apply hair oil or masks. I do all this. You shampoo in the shower. Phase often. Twice. Deep conditioning.

[Tom Griswold]

What you rinse and repeat?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chris]

Oh yes. Body exfoliation like just said. Scrubs and gloves. Shaving. Deep cleansing. Then post shower. Some say this is the most important.

[Christy Lee]

Do you use the body oil?

[Chris]

Apply body lotion. Facial skin care.

[Bob Kevoian]

When do you call your parents and come out out masks there.

[Chris]

Well, they're both dead, but thanks for mentioning them. Facial skin care. There's a hair serum. Yeah, well, that's what I call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's protein, isn't it?

[Chris]

And then for an extra treat, I put on clean loungewear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Your special jammies.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you put on dirty jammies after a nice shower?

[Pat Godwin]

Fresh out of the dryer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah,

[Jess Hooker]

that is the key.

[Chris]

Nice and warm right out of the shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's nice.

[Chris]

Are you on board? Are you on board?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. What a waste of time.

[Chris]

Let's pick a time. We don't have to be together. Let's pick a time.

[Jess Hooker]

No. His shower routine is the same every single time.

[Tom Griswold]

But Tom, America wants to know, and so does the whole world, honestly, what you do for self care.

[Jess Hooker]

If anything, he makes fun of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do know that that helps for my mental health.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

You have a coffee and a coffee

[Bob Kevoian]

house for that lofty. I'm above everyone feeling.

[Christy Lee]

Is that yourself? Car? Coffee at a nice coffee house.

[Tom Griswold]

But anything physical. I used to go get pedicures.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is nice.

[Chris]

I need to do that again. I like. I like that very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. I don't mean I just take a shower.

[Christy Lee]

You don't do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eat an orange and do you have a.

[Chris]

You start at your hair and then go down the body or what?

[Christy Lee]

Do you use a nice body lotion afterwards?

[Bob Kevoian]

Last evening I took a shower.

[Chris]

Please don't tell me you're still using Johnson and Johnson. No more Tears Baby shampoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am, but I didn't last night because I had my bathing cap on. That's right. You got your own picture of me.

[Christy Lee]

That is so ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's Kelly's bathing. No, because I don't want to go to bed with what little hair I have. I don't want it to be wet.

[Christy Lee]

It takes five minutes to dry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to sleep in a matter of seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you come.

[Bob Kevoian]

They dry quickly.

[Chris]

Unbelievable. I can't put up with the wet head.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way the hair on the back of your head is the same as the sideburn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe I like to pose wearing a shower cap and tucking my genitals and pretending I'm a woman. Does that make you happy?

[Christy Lee]

That does make me happy.

[Chris]

Well, you should have said. It's the truth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that gag.

[Tom Griswold]

Has every guy in this room done that gag?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Abs, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I have done the talking show and it's only.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's only in the movie. What? Silence of the Lambs. Is that the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He really?

[Jess Hooker]

Boy, I think that would be an ick for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, every guy's done it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but in front of a girl. Well, in front of.

[Tom Griswold]

You've done it in front of a lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. God. But I did hear this. Apparently, Silence of the Lambs is celebrating year 35 or something like that, and they're re releasing it in theaters. Yeah, I am. I want to go back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you should.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never watched it.

[Chris]

I'll bet you anytime.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. It's a great.

[Jess Hooker]

So I should go to the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

You should.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chris]

Perfectly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perfectly cast.

[Jess Hooker]

It's gonna seem slow.

[Pat Godwin]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

It's scary.

[Chris]

Wait and see.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not. It's.

[Chris]

There's one glaring error in my book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, don't. Is it gonna spoil it for Ms. Hooker?

[Tom Griswold]

No, his. He's gonna say Jody Foster.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Yeah, that's Jody Foster.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's brilliant.

[Chris]

Oh, well, I guess she might be.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's great.

[Chris]

But she talks like this. That's because she. I don't know why I'm using the Southern accent.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Jess, he's wrong and he's not.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great movie.

[Chris]

Would you stay out of my Way of my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whenever.

[Chris]

Turn Jody and shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Without giving anything away. The very end of the movie. Every time I go to the Bahamas.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I get off the boat, I. Every time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good move. That's a good move.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. When I just went to the Bahamas, I got married a couple weeks ago, and I.

[Tom Griswold]

Whether anyone knows what you're doing or not. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I. I got off the boat, popped on my cowboy hat, and I felt just like Hannibal Lecter, looking around going, I'm going to eat one of you.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a friend of a friend.

[Chris]

No, you gotta say, excuse me. Would you like to come over for dinner?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Do one of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great movie.

[Chris]

I'm having an old friend for dinner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will you go see it in the. In the. In the theater with me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I will. Because I have not. I've never seen it on the big screen, so.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Can I go with you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can do a group afternoon.

[Pat Godwin]

There's not a bad.

[Chris]

We can movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's terrific.

[Chris]

I think they invent. Well, I can't tell you what they invented on the air, but I think they invented that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know what you're gonna say.

[Chris]

Oh, Pat knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys done the tuck as adults? You're right.

[Chris]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you guys done the tuck as an adult?

[Chris]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I don't think I.

[Chris]

Boy, I don't think you did it as a kid. That somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's more troubling, I think. No, it was like a. A teen thing. And it wasn't so much as, hey, how would I look with a vagina? It was more. Isn't it, kind of more about testing the limits of your body?

[Christy Lee]

How far can I put it back there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I think the former.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you wanted to see what it looked like with.

[Chris]

Well, you've had to test how far you could stretch it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you affect a voice?

[Chris]

Oh, stretch me more.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not, but I'll try that tonight. Look at the time.

[Chris]

Make it hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

You would do it together. Supremes.

[Pat Godwin]

The Supremes. What I used brothers and I used to do.

[Chris]

I had nothing to do with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I used to do it supreme style, where I would tuck and then smear myself. If you want to get. If you want to tell the punchline. Sure I did. I have.

[Jess Hooker]

No one is safe. Christy, we need to stay quiet.

[Christy Lee]

You noticed I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the punchline?

[Bob Kevoian]

I missed it.

[Chris]

You can't Hurry, love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get mad at me now. I'm not mad at you.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm running out of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, me too. When we come back, I'll try to tame.

[Chris]

It's nuts in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tame the lions. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Time's ticking. I think you can feel the intensity.

[Chris]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chris]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chris]

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[Chris]

Welcome back to the show. I will act like a normal person. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chris]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Mother's Day, less than a week away,

[Chris]

bearing down on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Capture the colors of the sunrise with morning blue fading to pinkish purple to a warm golden yellow. Josh, what does all that mean? It means it's the most beautiful gold dipped rose Steven Singer has ever actually. Check it out now. 24 carats, my friends. I hate stephensinger.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

week away.

[Chris]

A week away.

[Bob Kevoian]

A week away.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, my mom. My mom is having a little kidney surgery done today. It's outpatient. And I just want to say I love you, mom, and you're gonna do great.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wish I'd known that. I wouldn't have been mocking you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. No, no, that's. That will help her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

The hell I put her through.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they gonna take.

[Chris]

They're gonna take the kidney out and give it a good washing or they're

[Tom Griswold]

going to actually go in and put some stints in her ureters. Oh.

[Chris]

So, yeah, I'm glad it's not her urinary tract. There's Ace Cosby.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many blades are there in the ureter? Because they. They take off right from the deck of the ship. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, is it stents? I feel like I said stints.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, a stint is the amount of time you'll be spending in prison.

[Christy Lee]

What has he done?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going back when someone finds out what's on that computer.

[Chris]

I'm Chuck. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be surprised with a 50 gift card to.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know.

[Jess Hooker]

Be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Build a bear.

[Chris]

Wow, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, whatever the IT guy wants, the IT guy gets.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, where were we? Have we finished our. What would qualify?

[Christy Lee]

I said you had a surprise as a sports podcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm kidding. We have Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Chris]

There's no surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I try that with your children sometimes. Hey, kids, we got a surprise coming up.

[Chris]

You gave us. You gave all of us kind of a surprise over the weekend. Apparently, there are new cartoon characters of everybody. Yeah, and I don't have any complaint with mine. I think it Other fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really fun.

[Chris]

It really does. I had to read Far Too Handsome.

[Bob Kevoian]

You heard that? I had to redo them.

[Chris]

I had. I had no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin did it like his.

[Jess Hooker]

He shouldn't have. He looked at.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you texted me while I was recording and said, hey, are you okay with this, or should I change it? I went, and everyone in the room who saw it.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And everybody, you know.

[Chris]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask him to change that very politely, because I said, she'll let this go.

[Chris]

Well, it's still.

[Jess Hooker]

I told him to change it, too.

[Chris]

Godwin went a couple rounds with Tyson, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, or had my nose in a crack den all weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

The other one looked like that. His eyes were huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

His eyes were bugging out.

[Pat Godwin]

And I was much larger than everybody, which is okay with me, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if the shoe fits.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Oscar's image still yelling Allah Akbar?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yes, it is.

[Chris]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are. These are. They're called. They're called caricatures.

[Tom Griswold]

I love them. I love silly characters in which one?

[Chris]

Yeah, but mine's. There's nothing funny about mine. Why didn't you put something funny?

[Pat Godwin]

You're all handsome up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are we. Are we recording? Okay, so when I do it, you're not gonna complain?

[Chris]

No. Okay. I never complain.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

And Oscar has Amish suspenders.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had to redo that one last year and put the thin chick on it. Remember that? No, the one right behind me. The original had an older picture of you, and you weren't happy with it, so I had to redo the whole thing at great expense. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks cool, dude, you need 20 bucks.

[Chris]

I can give you 20 bucks and not even think about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now, Christy is at the. Is at the news desk. Do you have anything of interest over there?

[Christy Lee]

OpenAI says it had to step in after some versions of ChatGPT began oddly fixating on goblins and similar creatures during conversations.

[Tom Griswold]

Real quick, Christy. So the story is an AI program had to step in and essentially talk with another AI programmer.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And say, hey, dude. Yeah, you're not gonna get girls if you keep talking about goblins.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is such a weird story.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Wall Street Journal, users reported that the chatbot bringing up goblins, trolls, and gremlins out of nowhere in a trend that quickly became known online as Goblin Gate. In some cases, the chatbot even described itself as a goblin with a flashlight while helping with tax like tasks like coding. OpenAI responded by adding stricter instructions, telling the system not to mention creatures unless clearly relevant to the user's request. How odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're talking about something else. All of a sudden it starts entering goblins. Maybe, Josh, you shouldn't have put that thing in about, you know, gobbling up my wiener.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's the problem is I was trying to teach.

[Chris]

What is that joke? You look like you need a good goblin.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember the Love Brothers saying, if you're in need of a good goblin on a Halloween. That they did.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just bizarre that it would just bring up goblins in the middle of.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I want to know what it knows. Is there something?

[Christy Lee]

Which one? Which one knows what?

[Tom Griswold]

The one that was all of a sudden talking about goblins. Is it trying to warn us? Hey, there are ghosts in the machine here.

[Christy Lee]

Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you afraid of goblins?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the distinction between a gremlin and a goblin?

[Christy Lee]

A goblin will gobble you up.

[Tom Griswold]

Gremlins are typically machine based. Meaning they were. The origin of them is like that they would mess with airplanes and machinery and stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a gremlin in the machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

I thought there was a ghost in the machine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, But a goblin is a creature.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Now, I don't know the difference between, like, a goblin and. What was the other one?

[Pat Godwin]

Gremlin.

[Christy Lee]

Gremlin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there was a third.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what was the third one? Trolls.

[Tom Griswold]

Trolls. I don't know the difference between a goblin and troll.

[Christy Lee]

Well, troll lives under a bridge always.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they usually live in a basement?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've never actually seen a woman naked, and they're trolling. Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So did it stop?

[Christy Lee]

Do we know that's all I know

[Bob Kevoian]

they're trying to get it to stop, but to cut back.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you have an experience with this, by all means, let us know. What else you got, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hasbro is releasing a life size animatronic of the popular Star wars character Grogu. Is that what it's called? This 14.6 inch tall, 9 pound movie accurate animatronic of Baby Yoda is a 1.1 replica of the film. Stand in and props.

[Chris]

It's not Baby Yoda. His name's Grogu.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody just calls him Baby Yoda.

[Christy Lee]

It has four built in motors, 18 point points of articulation for realistic movement.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing is cute, man.

[Christy Lee]

It is cute. There you go. Seven sensors that are responsive to touch, microphones for audio sensing, and it produces cooing as well as babbling.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at how cute he is, Jess. You don't like it? Wait, you're not even looking at it. Does it scare you?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I just. I just think it's stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the ears.

[Jess Hooker]

You know how you feel about the little yellow things.

[Tom Griswold]

Minions.

[Jess Hooker]

Minions. That's how I feel about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, then I feel bad for you. Yeah, I hate those.

[Christy Lee]

Grogu can also use the Force when he senses that his blue cookie is near.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he loves those.

[Christy Lee]

What would you pay for a little baby Yoda that does all of these?

[Bob Kevoian]

Got four motors in it.

[Chris]

399.

[Tom Griswold]

18 points of articulation. You're saying 3.99?

[Chris]

Yeah. Does it have any orifices?

[Christy Lee]

It does not say it has orifices.

[Jess Hooker]

$2,500.

[Tom Griswold]

A simple drill.

[Bob Kevoian]

25.

[Christy Lee]

599 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so how many does your son already have tomorrow?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, my oldest son, of course, as

[Chris]

one's still in the box.

[Bob Kevoian]

Buy this. A loser. Are you. You are.

[Chris]

That's dad talking about me on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

Yes,

[Chris]

that's my dad. Called me a loser.

[Jess Hooker]

No one's safe.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is there a baby Darth? Do they have all little.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I don't. I don't know if they went Muppet babies with Star wars or not. Where you can get every character as a child.

[Chris]

Isn't one of the Star wars that came. Kid Anakin.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Yeah, that's Darth.

[Chris]

That's Darth, right? Yeah. So you already have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is the one where they introduced the Ewoks.

[Tom Griswold]

Return of the Jedi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's where I left.

[Chris]

Yeah, that's five, right? I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Cute. Ewoks are adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are cute.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are. You could get an Ewok oh, sure,

[Tom Griswold]

I had a toy Ewok when I was a kid, but I was six. I mean, that's. I was at the.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So 600 bucks. Doesn't this. I don't know. Wouldn't a kid rather just have something more doll like that? You talk for it again.

[Tom Griswold]

These aren't. These aren't.

[Christy Lee]

This is not for a kid. This is for, like, Sam or something,

[Chris]

you know, the losers.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is guys that live in basements that. No, they're want to have this to impress their AI Girlfriend who doesn't exist, who's talking about gremlins and getting them aroused.

[Chris]

I. I know you hear yourself wearing headphones. Phones.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's fine if you want to spend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, there was an automobile named the Gremlin.

[Chris]

Sure, I. I had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't that a bad idea?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

If a gremlin is a. Is a something that is bad for

[Chris]

a machine, I don't think you could call it reliable.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, I mean, would you understand what I'm saying? Why would you name something.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't name a car a lemon?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, the new Pontiac Lemon.

[Christy Lee]

And that's. Isn't that French for lemon?

[Bob Kevoian]

If the shoe fits?

[Chris]

Unless it's so reliable they could call it a lemon. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, Being ironic, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, there was never a Goblin automobile. I don't think so. You ever get a Goblin on the back of a car?

[Pat Godwin]

Why is it always me with the sex?

[Christy Lee]

Because you're the only one that has sex in cars.

[Chris]

You love it outside the parking lot. And where do we get that idea?

[Bob Kevoian]

You told us.

[Pat Godwin]

It is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary Newman wrote that song about you.

[Pat Godwin]

The winner of the Golden Tempo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're doing a charity race with a car. Do you know what the car is called?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a Ford Tempo.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

We work together. We're not. Not all the kinks are worked out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much. What's coming up, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

L. Coming up, we'll talk about animal personality types, and maybe you'll. You'll. You'll relate to one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think you were a personality of

[Tom Griswold]

an animal, Josh Boy, that's a good question.

[Chris]

You're very much your. What are you? A Taurus?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Tom and I are both Taurus.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's a bull, right?

[Tom Griswold]

We're both stubborn.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is more like.

[Christy Lee]

This is more.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's different than astrology. It's if. If you want to relate, like a spirit.

[Jess Hooker]

Animal. Animal.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is your animal there? The question is, what is your Animal person.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to hear the definitions and I'll let you know which one I'm closest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I know you want me to say whatever, elephant seal or whatever.

[Chris]

No, I'm gonna. I'll help you, Tom. I'm a sloth. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you'll both be happy that neither of us.

[Chris]

He's so happy.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's hard to get mad when he's that happy.

[Chris]

Yeah, it really is. I make him smile like that and chuckle a little bit. Knows he's a slob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not only are you picking on yourself.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're. You're going beyond the actual elements in the story and getting even fatter. It's great. Let's see now. Oh, I know what I want to tell you about. Summertime has arrived and things are getting a little pricey out there. I don't know if you've noticed it. Maybe you've got some gasoline you want to put in your car. Maybe you've got tuition coming up, camp fees, et cetera, et cetera.

[Tom Griswold]

It is getting to the point, where do I want to fill my tank or. Or sell my car,

[Christy Lee]

start riding a bike to work?

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chris]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chris]

Hey, buddy.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

There.

[Chris]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chris]

Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, chick.

[Chris]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, indeed. And hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom had a weird story about AI and Chat. GPT and Gremlins and goblins. Goblins. But there was a car. Did you ever see a gremlin, Ms. Hooker?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We had a P.E. teacher in high school that had one

[Bob Kevoian]

and you had one.

[Chris]

Did. Yeah. An or. The first car I wrecked was a orange Gremlin.

[Christy Lee]

We've talked.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you couldn't take him through a car wash. Right?

[Chris]

I don't remember that part, but I never did.

[Christy Lee]

Why would be. Why would you not be able to take him through?

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh explained the joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Multiply, remember?

[Chris]

Oh, you couldn't get them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't get him.

[Tom Griswold]

You couldn't get. You couldn't fill his tank after midnight.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to do jokes that 2% of the audience gets. That's leaving a lot of 2% of the. That 2% thinks it's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it a hatchback?

[Chris]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it a hatchback?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever. Did you ever see an AMC Pacer? Yes. It was like driving an aquarium. It was great. Yeah. There's a gremlin.

[Chris]

The gremlin kind of reminded me of a Pacer, only believe it or not, I'm going to say this a little sleeker.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're looking At. We're looking at a photograph of one in puke green.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, That's a bad color.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is hidden.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Gremlin color.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is.

[Chris]

It's funny. I wanted that color and I couldn't find as I. I got red instead or orange or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

I had a classmate who had a yell one. I looked at it when I was looking to buy my first car and

[Tom Griswold]

I went, yeah, it's a gas mileage on a Gremlin.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think they were good. My stepfather had a brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not bad.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what. Mr. Swagman. He was our P.E. teacher in middle school, and he had one.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a great name.

[Chris]

It was very old, really carried himself

[Jess Hooker]

in the late 90s. He was still driving a Gremlin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here comes the Swagman. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got a lot of swagger.

[Jess Hooker]

He would teach you how to handshake, like that was. He had his own. He had his own curriculum of like. He was a very, very cool guy. I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you want to do the animal thing or do you want to do history first?

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't do history here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay.

[Chris]

I thought we didn't have an assigned spot for history.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I haven't looked at it yet. What do we. What's the date today?

[Pat Godwin]

That's never stopped you.

[Jess Hooker]

We know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a second.

[Jess Hooker]

May the fourth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. May the fourth be with you.

[Chris]

Isn't this Henry Mancini's birthday?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Why?

[Chris]

Is it really.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I know. On 1776, Rhode island, the first colony to declare independence from England.

[Chris]

Caesar Rodney, he was the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's because it's the smallest. It's always the little guy that starts a fight. You ever notice that? Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah. Right up front. Are you going to take that? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The second colony, I believe, was Gilligan's Island. Okay. 1953, wasn't it?

[Chris]

Delaware.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this will be an argument now with me and Josh. Ernest Hemingway receives the Pulitzer Prize for literature for the Old man and the Sea.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, look, you. You and I disagree. I think it's a great book. You don't necessarily care for it.

[Chris]

Of course it's a great book.

[Tom Griswold]

I do agree with you that that was more of a lifetime achievement Pulitzer Prize.

[Bob Kevoian]

Read in our time and get back to me. Much better book takes place, of course, half in northern Michigan. And people think it's really symbolic. Basically, it's about an old guy that likes fishing.

[Chris]

You know what? I really didn't have an opinion either way on the entire state of Michigan until you started running your trap. And now I. I can't stand the

[Bob Kevoian]

mention they don't want you there. Or your type.

[Chris]

I can't. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Or your type.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see. Don't you mean, do you know much about Hemingway? Way Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I mean, I know what he looks like.

[Bob Kevoian]

A fascinating guy. Ambulance runner in World War I.

[Christy Lee]

Spent a lot of time in the war. And he peaked.

[Chris]

He peaked way early, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Read the Sun Also Rises in every page. Someone's drinking something.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Big alcoholic at like 5:30am that's the mental health struggle.

[Bob Kevoian]

The best way to learn about him is to see the movie about Ernest Hemingway. It's called oh, boy, Ernest Goes Goofy. Starring.

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Jim Varney.

[Jess Hooker]

I love those.

[Chris]

I thought the best Hemingway portrayal was in Midnight with the. What's his name? The guy who's playing Hemingway. And that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he did better than Chris o' Donnell did.

[Jess Hooker]

Chris o'? Donnell.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's called In Love and War or something.

[Chris]

Oh, he plays Hemingway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now this next one is really weird, okay. Because I talked about this earlier and no one was impressed.

[Jess Hooker]

I like weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 1979, Margaret Thatcher became the first woman to be elected Prime Minister of

[Chris]

the uk and your contention was May the fourth had nothing to do with Star Wars.

[Bob Kevoian]

May the fourth be with you was that phrase which is now the Star wars celebration. May the fourth be with you came because the day after she was elected, her party put in a British newspaper that phrase.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but didn't they did they stole it from Star Wars?

[Chris]

Of course they did.

[Bob Kevoian]

But from Star wars, it's May the force be with you. And it was on May 4th.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. The origin is all Star Wars.

[Christy Lee]

Star wars came out two years before.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, duh. But I'm saying they were.

[Chris]

He tried to tell me before the. Like two hours ago. He said, you know, you're gonna find out where May 4th came from from. And it's surprising.

[Jess Hooker]

And what was that?

[Christy Lee]

Did you say 79?

[Bob Kevoian]

May 4th.

[Chris]

And Star wars came out in 77.

[Bob Kevoian]

So obviously the first use of the phrase happened on May 4, 1979, one day after Margaret Thatcher was elected Prime Minister of the United States. So that's the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the first use of May 4th.

[Jess Hooker]

It's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a play on words. And then the Star wars people said, oh, wait a minute, that works.

[Tom Griswold]

But maybe the Star wars people didn't say that.

[Chris]

No, they didn't.

[Christy Lee]

People said it.

[Chris]

No, they didn't?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. They said may the force be with you.

[Chris]

You couldn't be more.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember them celebrating May 4th as a star wars thing when we were kids?

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Not at all. It's very new now.

[Tom Griswold]

It is new.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they got it from Margaret Thatcher.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The world knows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do I try to entertain the sub literate? I'll talk about something you'll understand. In 1999, the movie the Mummy came out with the very hot Rachel V. And Brendan Fraser.

[Jess Hooker]

He's so great in that.

[Chris]

You like Rachel Vis, huh? Or Rachel Weiss. How are you saying it?

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like I've heard Rachel Weiss. Yeah, that's Rachel.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to her birthday party.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chris]

Rachel Beast.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you didn't. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she was in a play with my sister on the West End realize.

[Jess Hooker]

Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's a. If she goes by V. So.

[Chris]

Yeah. I tell you, it makes a point of it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're making a Force, by the way. Way with that cast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, a fourth. The Mummy. Yeah, the sequel. I thought so was the duddy about the. The. The father. It was just terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, mommy and duddy money.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was in English. It was an English.

[Chris]

I can't believe I'm saying that. I'm saying this. That was really funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't believe you're saying this is for you, Christy. Happy birthday, Audrey Heburn.

[Christy Lee]

I love her.

[Chris]

Did you say the Mummy was the fourth one? One. So that's going to. When it comes out. May the fourth be with you, Mommy.

[Tom Griswold]

The fourth be with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'll release it on May 4th. Watch me. Audrey Hen. Of course, most famous.

[Chris]

I'm going to watch you being dropped out of a five story building.

[Christy Lee]

Breakfast at Tiffany's.

[Bob Kevoian]

And did you know the Tiffany's now doing breakfast all day. New promotion.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chris]

That's interesting. You can get a breakfast sandwich. And did you see the.

[Tom Griswold]

As I recall, we both kind of like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see the sequel of that?

[Christy Lee]

No, not as.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not as classy. Lunch at five, guys. Yeah, less.

[Tom Griswold]

Critics called it Gassier.

[Chris]

I liked that song. Deep Blue something Break back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have. Has anybody ever taken Breakfast of Tiffany and just edited out all the Mickey Rooney racist scenes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. With all the technology. Can we get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't they insert Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get Bowen Yang redo that or something?

[Chris]

I thought it was interesting in Breakfast at Tiffany's when Audrey Hepburn can look around a corner with a neck and actually see herself.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a necky lady.

[Jess Hooker]

But long neck is pretty.

[Christy Lee]

It is pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

She's Gorgeous. She was a touch.

[Jess Hooker]

It's beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a tough one, okay? But I think Godwin will get it. Go. Happy birthday to Dick Dale.

[Pat Godwin]

Guitar player.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famous for. Yes, Famous for the dreadful song Miser Lou.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that thing's cool. Anybody who's seen Pulp Fiction knows.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then Dick Dale. Dick Dale is the town.

[Chris]

You just like saying Dick Dale.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dick Dale is the. Is the town in the pornographic version. Version of Archie.

[Chris]

That's right. There's Riverdale.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chris]

Dick Dale.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

They get Dick down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Mick Mars.

[Christy Lee]

You know that is 75 Mars.

[Chris]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Mars Candy bar.

[Chris]

Mick Mars is Scooby Doo's favorite musician.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is the. Formerly the guitar player in Motley Crue.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Oh, okay.

[Chris]

McMahon does he have.

[Christy Lee]

25 years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks like. He looks like Elvira. Elvira without boobs.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is a terrible selling calendar.

[Christy Lee]

He has a very dark look.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a very weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he wear makeup?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He kind of looks like one of the Kiss guys. Melting a little bit. And he. But he's no longer in the band. I think he sued him or something. This is interesting. He's been in the studio. 1972. Happy birthday. Mike D. Anyone?

[Chris]

Mike D. Green Day, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Green Day bassist. Very good chick. Great musician. And that's a nickname. This is true. He got that nickname in high school. No joke. Because he would go around going, oh, no kidding. Play Airbase. Absolutely. Yeah. Terrific musician.

[Chris]

I'm going to have to look that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of which, Flea.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the purest punk music ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flea has a new jazz album.

[Jess Hooker]

It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Flea plays trumpet and bass and. Oh, he cover.

[Jess Hooker]

He covers a Frank Ocean song. If you're going to start somewhere on that album, start with the Frank Ocean song. It's so good.

[Bob Kevoian]

We may be able.

[Chris]

I wonder if we get one of Chet Baker's biggest fans. Did you know that? The weird guy. Yeah. I believe Lost. That's a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's an interesting fact.

[Chris]

Let's concentrate on you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I.

[Chris]

Go ahead. What have you got? Give me more.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm enjoying this. Whatever you're buying online, I'll take one.

[Chris]

Ship has sailed. Ship has sailed. I'm looking up Flea and this.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his real name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gordon Sumner.

[Christy Lee]

Steve Raid.

[Chris]

Frank Fontaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aaron Andrews. E R I N Ladies. You know, she is Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she. Espn, dude. Started on espn.

[Jess Hooker]

She's not with them.

[Christy Lee]

God knows what she's doing now, but

[Tom Griswold]

she was pretty good. She's pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

She's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was. Whatever. Sportscaster of the Year a couple times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

NFL correspondent.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was named Sexiest Sportscaster, much to the dismay of Charles Barkley. Let's see. I'm sexy Lance Bass.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

NSYNC Fish.

[Tom Griswold]

He was at the derby.

[Chris]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know that he's the voice of Big Mouth Billy Bass, Is he not? Very few people know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the new commercial with Big Mouth Billy Bass?

[Chris]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

A father and son release it into the river, so it's singing the whole time, Take me to the. Or whatever. And they release it to the river, and a grizzly bear promptly grabs it in its jaws. And the Big Mouth Billy Bass is going, help me.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it for? The commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget what it's for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I can't wait to see.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good,

[Chris]

huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Oh, here's one for you, chick. 1989, Rory McElroy away.

[Tom Griswold]

You love him. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday.

[Chris]

Yeah. Golfer. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he going to be in the US Open coming up?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I'll find out. Yeah, I know. He's got. If he wants to tie practicing to tie Tiger, he needs three more Masters wins and four more DUIs. He'll be working right up there in the pantheon. Oh, I'm sorry. I drove the car. Lastly, happy birthday, Victor Ola. Oladin Depot. He's got his. He's the basketball player.

[Chris]

Lost track of him. He played for the Heat the last time.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got a hardware store, the Home Depot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They primarily deal in basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

High shelves.

[Christy Lee]

I like the way I can't shop there.

[Chris]

You make it more relatable. Have you guys been.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your history lesson. And believe me, your work.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome.

[Chris]

If you go into the Home Depot later today, will you say, hola, Depot?

[Tom Griswold]

Hola, Depot.

[Chris]

Hola. Hola, Hola, Depot

[Pat Godwin]

for that ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to be tired from doing all those songs this morning.

[Chris]

Yeah, right.

[Pat Godwin]

All you got to do is ask. You have a text right in front of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Smarty pan smart.

[Christy Lee]

You told me to do an AI story. I did an AI story.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Then we kind of, like, went to the next story and I was. I was gun shy. I get gun shy. Like, I checked the temperature of the room and it's odd in here today.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? It is, it is odd.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's hostile.

[Tom Griswold]

But I've been sweating the whole morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. From where?

[Tom Griswold]

My taint from.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what he wanted yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that you say that. I do.

[Chris]

Right. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Taint is bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess what? Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never to get it.

[Pat Godwin]

We could do an Aubrey Hepburn Hepburn song coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Aubrey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Aubrey.

[Pat Godwin]

What I say said Audrey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. I'll look forward to that. Everything's wrong today right now. Aubrey, we determined that Mother's day is coming up this Sunday.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

So all is not lost. You still have time to take care of those moms out there. Steven Singer, Steven Singer jewelers. My buddy Stephen Singer has just the thing. In fact, he's got a whole bunch of different things. He's got bracelets, he's got necklaces, he's got earrings and he's Got the Sunrise 24 Karat Gold Dip rose that lasts forever.

[Chris]

Steven Singer website. Have you been? It's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called I hate stephensinger.com.

[Chris]

yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

This rose has the colors of the morning sunrise and it's available in a beautiful gift box with a card. And of course it's got the Steven Singer lifetime guarantee. He has the best guarantee in the business for all his jewelry. And he's got free shipping. I forgot to mention that earlier. Free shipping, Are you kidding? Nobody does that anymore. Anymore. Stephen Singer does it at I hate stevensinger.com. the sunrise rose. Just 89 bucks. Your last chance for free shipping to arrive in time for Mother's day and soon. I'd recommend doing this today. Celebrate those moms with whatever you find. They're like some great jewelry. The beautiful 24 karat gold dipped rose. Whatever it is, Steven Singer's got just the thing to make sure that you are covered for Mother's Day visit. I have Kate stevensinger.com coming up, a song about something from Pat Godwin. Yeah, we have. What's your spirit animal? What's your spirit animal? I've got freckles. I'm a dachshund. No, I'm a. Wait a minute. What? What's the spotted. I'm a dalmatian.

[Tom Griswold]

Say good night, Gracie.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your spirit animal, Pat? We'll find out what that crap means. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob [e-mail].

[Bob Kevoian]

hey.

[Chris]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chris]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chris]

Yes. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hi there.

[Chris]

He's the I hate Steven Singer, Sidekick. Chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Howdy.

[Chris]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chris]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, we were talking horses, of course, earlier.

[Chris]

Of course. Horses, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. With the. The very exciting Kentucky Derby going from last place to first place, you said. In the 152 runs that's happened, what, seven times?

[Christy Lee]

I believe so.

[Bob Kevoian]

From last to first. Amazing. A great, exciting event. Event. And some great television.

[Chris]

They.

[Bob Kevoian]

So many colorful costumes and hats and just a great, great date. And I dug this up. This is a. An obscure song by request. I haven't heard this in years, and I don't know if it's worth playing. Okay, so.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the.

[Chris]

I like everything happening so far.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the kind of courage I have. If this is not great, I take full responsibility.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not have time to preview this, okay? So let's just move forward and hope that it works.

[Chris]

Okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, Heywood Banks.

[Heywood Banks]

These days, people are perplexed about upon which meat to dine with. Matt. Cow and hoof and mouth affecting cows and sheep and swine. A hungry man starts to look around for a way to supersize and his thoughts turn to Mr. Ed with ketchup and fries cheese. Now I'm fixing a dinner from a horse with no name Some black and black beauty and a flick of filet that panel war Wellington my mom used to make and her secretariat Salisbury steak It used to be that when a horse's riding days were through they'd ship them to the factory and turn them into glue A hungry man starts to look around with knife and fork and bib For a dinner that that is guaranteed to stick to his ribs Now I'm fixing a dinner from a horse with no name Some black and black beauty and a flick of filet that man o war Wellington my mom used to make and her secretariat Salisbury steak well, a cowboy he needs a horse

[Tom Griswold]

needs a horse Tom has his head in his hands Knows he made a

[Heywood Banks]

mistake Biscuits and gravy can't stand a nice job high.

[Announcer]

Oh.

[Heywood Banks]

Silver stir Fry and Mr. Ed Kebabs yet?

[Tom Griswold]

He's not stopped.

[Chris]

No, it's easily done.

[Christy Lee]

And he probably paid to have black Beauty.

[Chris]

It's literally. It's an actual off switch.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you gonna guess? 2500 bucks?

[Bob Kevoian]

Listen to the base.

[Pat Godwin]

That's 500 right there.

[Christy Lee]

That tuba is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

At least PJ had fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea.

[Chris]

That's a lot of tuba.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone requested that.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys didn't even Bother recording laughs.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, I've never heard that before.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I. I don't even remember that. By request. So we must have played it once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chris]

Did Haywood Request by J.

[Tom Griswold]

Wood Skanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Pat, I'm not going to ask you to do a song.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask me whatever you'd like. We're friends.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you have? You have a song you want to talk about?

[Christy Lee]

Audrey.

[Tom Griswold]

Audrey Hepburn.

[Pat Godwin]

A little tribute to Audrey Hepburn. It's your birthday today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famous for Breakfast at Tiffany's, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Roman Holiday. There's so many.

[Chris]

An oral pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Aubrey does Dallas.

[Pat Godwin]

You say wrong note. You. How's the song go, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christy had it. You say.

[Pat Godwin]

You say. Yeah. We've got nothing in common. Common ground between us. Oh, but here we are on a date. That was weird. I couldn't get the note. You say we have no shared interests. Yeah. We're nothing like each other. No way we can relate. And I said, what about Breakfast at Tiffany's? She said, said, you mean that film with Mickey Rooney and it's terrible depiction of Asian people. And I said, I never even saw Breakfast at Tiffany's. I just said that. I thought cuz you're a woman, you'd like that movie. And you said, you're not a woman, you're gender fluid. I said, I don't know what that means. I said, if I'm telling the truth about movies. Oh, I like the John Wick franchise. I know that might be embarrassing. And she said, what about the Equalizer with Denzel Washington? I think those are vastly superior movies. And I said, all right, those are fantastic. Maybe we can watch all three together. Together. Forget I ever said Breakfast at Tiffany. Just kind of drunk up at the last minute, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's a nice tribute. Thank you, Pat.

[Chris]

No, no, I found myself laughing. I was going to say the difference

[Bob Kevoian]

between those two songs. By the way, thanks for your support on that horse thing.

[Pat Godwin]

You were in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

This stun slack.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I just happened to glance over and I saw that your head was in your hands and you were laughing. Hey, look, it's, it's. It was cute, right? Yeah, yeah. They can't all be grand slam. I for. I for one know that personally, I

[Christy Lee]

like Secretary at Salisbury.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

At one point he said, sea biscuits and gravy. You gotta.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sea biscuits and gravy is the. That's the one. Maybe it should have been like a 30 second song.

[Pat Godwin]

Black and Black Stallion is clever.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's be honest. It's not often that Haywood is. Doesn't hit it out of the park.

[Chris]

Oh, absolutely. What was the Mr. Ed? Andre Stroganoff. What was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure. I was trying to cancel that section of my life. Forget that I existed. Okay, Chris. Oh, wait a minute. Give me the teaser. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We're still going to talk about your. What animal personality type are you? What else do we have? We have an escaped zebra quote unquote. And a farmer in the dell wanted. Thought his sheep was having twins, but boy, was he surprised.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we'll do one real quick misquote from a movie. Josh, I bet you're good at this. In the movie Star wars, this is the most famous one. The phrase luke, I am your father.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember the actual one.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, no, I am your father.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Luke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Hmm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all? She doesn't say that.

[Christy Lee]

What did she say?

[Bob Kevoian]

Magic mirror on the wall, who was the fairest one of all?

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chris]

Son of a gun.

[Tom Griswold]

There was even a Snow White movie with Julia Roberts called Mirror, Mirror.

[Bob Kevoian]

So? So all of us got to retitle it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody saw it. Don't worry about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was a big bomb.

[Chris]

Julia Rogers.

[Bob Kevoian]

The theme song. Song was that horse thing. No wonder nobody remembered. We'll return or we will return. Or whether these are the.

[Chris]

Now you're speaking my language.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, baby tongue reattached. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X Bob and Tom. Or you can email us at Bob and [e-mail]

[Bob Kevoian]

Subaru Hey.

[Chris]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chris]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched Pretty Woman over the weekend. Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you at the mall?

[Tom Griswold]

Charmed me to no end.

[Christy Lee]

Cute movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I watch pretty women every day.

[Chris]

This cosmic be.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh McGee.

[Chris]

Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the blessings of this job is I get to sit with pretty women all the time.

[Chris]

He's trying to get a reaction out of me at a pretty woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't care for Julia Roberts?

[Chris]

Julia Roberts?

[Jess Hooker]

You don't like her?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing.

[Chris]

Aaron.

[Christy Lee]

Bro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mystic Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What's wrong oh, Mystic Pizza. She's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the only one who laughs at the ending of Steel Magnolia.

[Chris]

That's right. Hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's move forward. Here we have Christie Lee at the news. That's what I believe. Him.

[Chris]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

A new survey reveals which animal personality types are best. Now, I'm really surprised by this because Talker research did the poll of 2,000Americans, but it was commissioned by a sex toy company called Lelo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they do. Good. Who's that now?

[Christy Lee]

And I don't know how sex toys and animal personality types go together, but we'll find out. The golden retriever personality type is associated with chick. Listen up. Loyalty, affection and optimism.

[Bob Kevoian]

And licking your own nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that would be optimistic, wouldn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a golden retriever, I can assure you.

[Christy Lee]

And was considered the most attractive. Followed by the warm, comfort and caring nature of the bear type.

[Chris]

Golden retriever's the most attractive personality type.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, That's a boyfriend. You have a golden retriever boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Loyal, affectionate, optimistic. Yeah, yeah. The bear wolf type would be deeply devoted and intense, but desire space.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the difference is the bear craps in the woods. The golden retriever type craps on your front lawn.

[Jess Hooker]

The bear's not gay. I thought that was a gay thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's another term.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hairy big guy. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bears and wolves with. That's what they say, are deeply devoted, intense, but desire space. That's what you would.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, for sure. I'm way closer to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is this. I don't understand what the is. So this is. The woman would describe her boyfriend as one of these types. Vice versa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I believe a lion considered confident, passionate and protective with a giant head of hair.

[Chris]

Okay, I gave it a. Respondents I thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Who consider themselves lions were attracted to dolphins. And a dolphin is emotionally intelligent and empathetic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I got news for you. The lion's gonna drown.

[Christy Lee]

Dachshunds fall in love the fastest. And orange cats are playful, energetic, yet intensively loving. But they take the longest to fall in love.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is much like astrology, only a step dumber.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand why you would knock either.

[Chris]

Science. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So someone describes himself as a dachshund.

[Christy Lee]

Most respondents who have different personalities from their partners said that these differences only make them stronger than those those who said their similarities are the key to their happy relationship.

[Chris]

I like the way you're keeping an open mind about this.

[Christy Lee]

Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

My girlfriend's a chihuahua. She shakes and pees a little bit, but other than that, she's Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What's a tortoise?

[Christy Lee]

A tortoise, slow to open up, but deeply committed once they do. Steady and patient.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, interesting.

[Christy Lee]

They enjoy the company of Siamese cat.

[Chris]

Ah, that's one attached to the head.

[Christy Lee]

The Siamese cat is vocal, Google opinionated, Demands attention and gives it back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is just like astrology. Such deep crap.

[Christy Lee]

I never got to the dachshund. A dachshund type is stubborn, curious, and likes things done their way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. That really is a docs.

[Jess Hooker]

That is a docs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I wonder who that's.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder who that describes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm your dachshund, my friend.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention the long.

[Jess Hooker]

You're a little wiener dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Chris]

You're a no little wiener.

[Bob Kevoian]

So why is this being.

[Christy Lee]

Because you gave it to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. I, I. But I.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm saying. What does it have to do with the sex toy company?

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's called Lilo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that Lilo and Stitch?

[Jess Hooker]

No, this one's L, E. L O,

[Christy Lee]

not L I. L O.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do they make, sex toys?

[Jess Hooker]

Vibrators, bud.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the.

[Chris]

You plug them in?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, got.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go to Lilo.com here, see what you got. Says, welcome back, Josh.

[Chris]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like another?

[Jess Hooker]

I think we've had some of their products here in the studio. Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that really a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, maybe, but I just made it up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, There used to be one of those in the men's bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

A sock.

[Chris]

Sock.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, why does that sound dirtier than anything I've ever said?

[Jess Hooker]

It's really weird.

[Christy Lee]

Sleeve.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, these are nice toys. These are higher end.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they shaped like animals? What's the connection?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I. I don't know what the connection is, but this is where. You know what? This is where if you really want to treat your partner to something, you give them this. You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You send them to this website to pick something out. This is the.

[Jess Hooker]

This is. This is like 500,000 or $500 type.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is good stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This one looks like the hook on a crane.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one, you're gonna bleed from spots.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it. Are there any male. Jeez. Are there any male toys?

[Tom Griswold]

Not that I've seen yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's one right here. It's a. It's a ring.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

$131.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know what? They have a Sex pillow. I have been interested in this. Oh, is that where you seen these?

[Christy Lee]

Sex pillow.

[Chris]

Yeah. Hump it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The lady's bottom.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, look at how it's ergonomic. It's wedge shaped. Those are. I mean, have you guys ever thrown a pillow into the mix?

[Christy Lee]

They're recommended if you're trying to get pregnant.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like sometimes just a pillow under her or. Makes a world of difference for everybody. For everybody. It's like, whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's the uterus.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys ever. How do I describe.

[Chris]

Do you have a tilted uterus tone? You ever thought about that?

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you had your uterus checked yet?

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't use the word tilt in this case. Use the word. It's can't.

[Chris]

It's. You mean it can't. It.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it said can't. Means at an angle. Have you ever. Christy, you've got a lot of hair in your drain. No, this is not.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a euphemism?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is not an analogy. What, and you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and it's so disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a thing. It's. It looks. It's. It's a plastic stick.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a stick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Semi, semi, stiff stick. And it's got little flanges on it, and you shove it in there and you can pull out the hair.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a very handy to have. Yeah. They have a toy like that here.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chris]

Yeah, I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's for the back side.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chris]

Oh, that's the Booty Bandit, I believe. Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like. It's. It's a marriage of a plug and the. The balls. What do they call those? The Benoit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, these are called sayonara beads. I think it's because if you do this, she's going to be saying sayonara.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh,

[Chris]

wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's one that can go pretty much anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice?

[Jess Hooker]

Do they have fun names?

[Tom Griswold]

The ones I saw were fairly technical, like the zero and the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The smart wand.

[Jess Hooker]

The smart wand.

[Tom Griswold]

Episiotomy. Yeah. Here's the enigma.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Tiani. That must mean something in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's a penis ring.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The tour T O R. Oh. Which I think means, like, bull, Right? Latin or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, I'm sorry, let's just move forward here. Christy, what else have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Spirit Airlines announced that it has gone belly up after 34 years. The budget airline announced Saturday it started an orderly wind down of operations, effective immediately.

[Chris]

Orderly?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Orderly.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you had a ticket and Saturday morning you went to the airport, you were ordered to not get on a plane because it's not there.

[Christy Lee]

Workers learned overnight they were out of jobs. Some passengers arrived for their flights to find them canceled.

[Chris]

As Tom mentioned the report, I saw the. The reporter was telling the people, your flight's canceled. That's how they found out.

[Christy Lee]

Company advised customers they could expect refunds, but there would be no help in booking travel on other airlines.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only way to contact Spirit. Spirit is through a medium.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, almost Spirits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take your Magic 8 Ball, the seance. I'd like a refund.

[Chris]

All signs point to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says unlikely.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, they have begun refunding if you made your flight on a credit card or debit card. But if you paid cash or wrote a check, then it's feeling a little more complicated. But, yeah, they have tried.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has been a long time.

[Christy Lee]

It has, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, the last time I flew on Sponsors Spirit, the plane was about to take off and some guy came around collecting gas money. I thought, this is some guy. This is a problem. I'll kick it. I'll kick in 20. But I mean, for God's sake, I bought the ticket.

[Chris]

Am I right?

[Christy Lee]

The company said high oil prices due to the war with Iran made it impossible to stay aloft.

[Pat Godwin]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, but as Tom said, there were issues before that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they did file.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, they filed bankruptcy twice recently. A.

[Tom Griswold]

How does this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Will they just auction off all the planes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, those are great planes.

[Chris]

I'm the second time they filed bankruptcy. Didn't the brief start with, didn't you believe us the first time?

[Tom Griswold]

We meant it, guys.

[Chris]

Yeah, we know we're out of money.

[Christy Lee]

Bless their hearts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I feel bad for all the people that work for them, but let's hope that they can land somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Hopefully. There's talk that they're going to get first dibs on interviews at other airlines. So hopefully. Hopefully that's the case.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And there are airlines that are already stepping up to add flights. I know JetBlue because one of their hubs is Fort Lauderdale has already added flights, so maybe they'll add to their cruise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I just hope so. I just clicked on it says site

[Tom Griswold]

overloaded at what, Spirit airlines.com or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I don't know what that means, but I guess you can't find out much.

[Tom Griswold]

Coincidentally, Spirit Airlines now, if you go to the airport, it's a Spirit Halloween. They've already moved in.

[Chris]

Don't you. To contact spirituals, you use a A Ouija board.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a medium. You see, I should have. Now it's an extra small. No longer a medium. The. The He. The kid size. So you're suggesting that it's now a costume store in the tarmac.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, maybe it's. I think it's fireworks until spirits right there. How many of those. How many of those stores go from. So we need another holiday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because they go right. They can't go right to fireworks.

[Bob Kevoian]

They got fireworks. Fourth of July.

[Chris]

And then they go to. To Christmas. Christmas. Right to Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they go to Halloween. Then they go to Christmas.

[Chris]

There's a. Oh, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gap there.

[Chris]

Christmas. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They have to do maybe a slash Valentine, St. Patrick's Day specials.

[Jess Hooker]

Easter.

[Tom Griswold]

What about annuals? Yeah, they could have. They could try to sell annual. Yeah, your hearty plants.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we'll. We'll move forward here and find out something from Mr. McGee. Is that correct?

[Chris]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Simply safe. Now, I just looked this up. To repaint a major aircraft can cost up to $300,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're not going to Earl Schreib, are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's because they can't fit through the drive through.

[Chris]

That seems kind of steep.

[Tom Griswold]

It sure does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I think they could use those big

[Tom Griswold]

stickers or is that glossy or matte?

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah. Why can't they wrap a plane?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. That's what I was thinking. Wrap. Just wrap it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be more

[Tom Griswold]

not gonna hold up to weather as well?

[Christy Lee]

You don't probably.

[Tom Griswold]

No, yeah, they don't, unfortunately.

[Chris]

What about a nice, a nice varnish?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, for the wrap?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you gotta varnish that wrap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Painter. Is there like a gigantic hanger? Do they have to put lights on like I would?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a gig that would be.

[Christy Lee]

They have Johnny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, where'd you get the tan, Josh? Oh, I was painting an airplane over the weekend. They left me in there.

[Christy Lee]

The maintenance hangers. Sure.

[Chris]

What do you mean lights? What are you talking about, lights?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're baking on the like cure to cure the paint, obviously the painting. An airplane has to be a specialized type of paint. No. Wouldn't you think? You can't go get a gallon of Sears one coat ceiling paint, I think, and paint over the word spirit.

[Chris]

Isn't that one of the new Sears coveralls? Airplane. Airplane paint.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows? These are all interesting questions. I don't have the answers. You can perhaps provide us with them. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chris]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey.

[Chris]

Indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chris]

Hey, Pat. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chris]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked my mom if she breastfed me over the weekends. Well, no, if she. I knew she didn't breastfeed me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean,

[Chris]

that's.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that'd be a trick. I want to see that.

[Chris]

Were you breastfed as a baby?

[Bob Kevoian]

But they're getting a little dry.

[Chris]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Be. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were you breastfed on Falsies Now?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it comes up every now and again on the show.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I was not. Your. My mother and my mother and my mother. In that era, the formula people, the, the companies that were making formula decided to tell Americans and people all over the world that breastfeeding was somehow primitive.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whereas it's, of course, incredibly natural. Talk to your physician, ladies. It's very important that you do it if you can.

[Christy Lee]

Plus, my mom couldn't wait to drink again and have a cigarette. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It was convenience culture then. Like that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But also telling. Telling women that what the natural aspects of it were bad for you was typical of Madison Avenue.

[Tom Griswold]

But apparently my grandmother did not breastfeed my mom because she considered it very low class. Yeah. Well, my mom told me my brother Jeff. My older brother Jeff and I were not breastfeeding bed, but my two younger brothers were. My dad insisted that she not. She said my dad would not allow her to breastfeed Jeff or I because, quote, unquote.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are mine.

[Jess Hooker]

Shut up. That's not real.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what my mom said. And I go, mom, you don't have to tell me everything. I was.

[Chris]

Those are mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, by the way, that is way too much information.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds. My dad was not like a misogynist, right? Well, maybe 40%, but he.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not like that. It was. He was being sort of a pervy silly.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Yeah. He likes her boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right. But I still didn't need to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I. But now your mom is, in fact, having surgery today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Outpatient kidney procedure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Best of luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Best of luck, Mom. Love you.

[Chris]

Think. You think Rich has been banging up against those kidneys?

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, it's impossible to have a conversation with him. It's like you have.

[Tom Griswold]

A talking monkey's not wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

But not moms sitting around talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Something is wrong with her pissing parts.

[Chris]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

And Rich is to blame.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that movie. Something's wrong with her pissing parts. Starring Marilyn Chambers.

[Chris]

I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Julia as the fountain of youth. Do you have anything written on those pages?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chris]

Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Officials at a zoo in Armenia.

[Chris]

George Clooney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Officials at a zoo in Armenia say an escaped zebra reportedly roaming a town that I can't pronounce was actually a donkey painted with stripes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love this.

[Tom Griswold]

So funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yerevan is where it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

That looks just like a zebra. Look at that photograph.

[Christy Lee]

Received reports about a zebra that had escaped from the zoo and was wandering loose in the nation's capital.

[Chris]

No knowing it, but it does look hand drawn.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that you know the patron job's stellar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

But the face absolutely is a donkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not as long as in the ears. Yeah, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

The zoo later released a statement saying the animal was not from their facility and it was not even a zebra. Officials said a citizen painted his donkey with stripes and took it to film a viral video. By the way, zebras at the zoo are all safe and sound.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do this to your animals.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I always get confused. The whole donk. What is it? Donkey, mule, burrow, One of them sterile. Right, Right. It's very confusing what you mix. What is it? A horse and a donkey to get a mule or something.

[Christy Lee]

And I don't know. I'm not. I know the animal husband doesn't this.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't look embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

It does. Yeah. Like, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's also a trans donkey. His pronouns are he, haw, hee haw, and him.

[Chris]

Are we trying to set our record for people we offend?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you. If you find that offensive, you're an idiot. It's a joke. Calm down. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A Vermont farm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hee haw.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it? That's a good joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't the painted donkey. I know you hate this joke. Doesn't the painted donkey sound like a sex move? I gave her the painted donkey. All you need is eyeliner and an imagination. I was. Didn't we have. I'm trying to remember this. I don't remember exactly. Wasn't there a zoo that got caught?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Making it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did they have dogs dressed as lions?

[Tom Griswold]

Was that.

[Chris]

Yeah, the China.

[Christy Lee]

In China.

[Tom Griswold]

In China. And it was hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it looked like a Colton retriever with a bright wig on.

[Chris]

It's hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in this case, the zoo did not do it. Some local resident is making a viral video. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A Vermont farmer says her sheep has given birth to a rare sex toplets. Ann o', Connor, who runs Clover and Bee Farm in Underhill, Vermont, with her husband.

[Chris]

Put this on the under.

[Christy Lee]

Said the ewe and her six lambs are doing well. Following the remarkable birth. Sources differ on how uncommon sheep sucks sextuplets are, with Mrs. O' Connor putting the number around one in 1,000. But some ag websites place it at more like one in a million or higher. They expected twin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're cute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Stems, cutie pies. The proud mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you know that the vet. That was the attendant veterinarian. Fell asleep while trying to count the.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, well, let's see here. 1, 2, 3.

[Chris]

You guys know that the cheerleaders for the Los Angeles Rams used to be. I don't know if they still are. Were called the embraceable you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. They were at one time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet embraceable you. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever try counting sheep?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because as a kid, I grew up thinking that's really what you did.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I tried it as a kid once.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what's. There's a new thing.

[Chris]

Propofol?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ambien? No.

[Christy Lee]

Ketamine?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hammer?

[Jess Hooker]

Nyquil.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have to look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Listening to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're listening to you.

[Chris]

Tell us a story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll acknowledge that I would try to share scientific knowledge, but I realize sharing scientific knowledge with you is like sharing it with my dog.

[Christy Lee]

I try to close my eyes and erase the billboard of thoughts in my head.

[Chris]

He's called us a dog. A monkey. Talking monkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, serious. There is a new thing you're saying. Supposed to. You'll like this, Josh, because it involves words. And I know that you like to brag about reading books. Allegedly. You take a word and then you have to come up with a new word. It's a randomized thing where you take the letter and come up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like an anagram type deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll find out what it is that's

[Christy Lee]

supposed to put you to sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Because. Prevents you from having sort of linear thoughts or thinking about your problems because you've got.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, you go. It's something like you go, go. You say pumpkin. Then think of a word that starts with an N. And then you have to start thinking of all these words.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Supposedly it makes you fall.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll find out what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you never have to worry about that. You fall asleep at the drop of a hat, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I fall asleep instantly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You were lucky. A dashboard warning lights in a Virginia man's car led to the discovery of baby squirrels in his engine bay.

[Chris]

Whoops.

[Christy Lee]

An officer from the Fairfax County Animal Services responded to the call call, relocated the babies to a basket so they could stay warm until they could be reunited with their mom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cute.

[Chris]

Until they could be drowned.

[Christy Lee]

After playing baby squirrel noises on her phone and placing it near the basket, the mother squirrel returned and began taking her babies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who has baby squirrel noises?

[Tom Griswold]

She found them.

[Chris]

Are there on YouTube. Is there a squirrel shortage that I'm unaware of?

[Bobcat Goldthwait]

Get rid of these.

[Chris]

Get rid of these things. They carry disease.

[Christy Lee]

Raccoons do the same thing. If you find a baby raccoon and you just play baby raccoon noises, the mom will come get the raccoon.

[Chris]

You play baby raccoon noises now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like Jess said, YouTube. It's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The issue has been. I know. My son had this issue with critters. I think it was chipmunks eating the wiring underneath his car.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Squirrels will do that too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guess. Did they change the compound?

[Chris]

Yeah, there's something about the sweet to them or something.

[Tom Griswold]

They used to be made out of peanut butter.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a problem.

[Chris]

Yeah, that was the.

[Tom Griswold]

Coded.

[Chris]

The Jif Town Car wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the risk of boring you, I will tell the story of my neighbor.

[Chris]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Butt over there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

At one point, I lived. I lived for about one year in a temporary house because I was building a house and my. My next door neighbor had a cor. Corvette.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

A convertible Corvette.

[Chris]

You gotta be kidding me.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one day. One day he pulled out, right. And he drove by my house, which was right next door, as I mentioned.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And all of a sudden slammed on the brakes, went up on the lawn, went flying out of the car. A raccoon had crawled into the front driver's seat area and crawled up under the. Underneath that dashboard. Underneath the dashboard. And he was driving and something reached down and grabbed his foot. He just missed my mailbox.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, God, was that funny watching him. It would be like, very nice guy,

[Chris]

but yeah, they have hands and everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he had to call. He had to call a guy. I forget what the service is called, but he had to call a trapper.

[Christy Lee]

Wildlife trapper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put on the special glove and. Yeah, I'm assuming that the Corvette had to be. There was some kind of a raccoon poop extractor involved.

[Jess Hooker]

Are raccoons nice? Are they nice?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It depends. Don't listen to him.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, raccoons in the great outdoors are very funny.

[Chris]

Yeah, they are funny raccoons or anything. You get a bad raccoon.

[Christy Lee]

I had a little baby come to the deck of. Or the patio door on my deck a couple weeks ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

And it was so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think they're cute too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know they're good ones, especially they're going through your garbage.

[Christy Lee]

And my neighbor called yesterday and said, oh, by the way, be on the lookout. I just killed a sick raccoon. And I said, was it an adult or, you know, a baby? And she was always an adult. So now I'm thinking this poor little raccoon doesn't have a mom anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Orphan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you're close enough to get to a raccoon to where you. You can, like, pet it.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not good.

[Christy Lee]

That's not good.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chris]

Unless, next thing you know, you're on the series of shots.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

They don't all have.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a song for us about raccoons, babies. Oh, I don't. You were giving me the look.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember being a kid and there was always like, hey, you. You don't want to get rabies. Because when you get rabies shots, they all have to go into your stomach. Did you guys hear that as well?

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it still true?

[Chris]

Yes, I heard right. Into your navel is what.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always made it sound like it was just awful.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're still there. I think you still have to get the series, and I think they're still in your stomach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

But the needle isn't as thick.

[Christy Lee]

No, the needle's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, then in that case, bring it on.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shots in my navel. Oh, perfect. Is that still.

[Christy Lee]

Put them in your navel.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. But I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why it has to go in that area.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like that was a big fear that was presented to us. It was rape, babies, quicksand, like these things that have never come across.

[Tom Griswold]

And this isn't as comedic as those things, but we were essentially told in grade school not if, but when you're kidnapped.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, when you're kidnapped. Here's what the car will look like.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Beef prepared for this car.

[Tom Griswold]

We were all scared to death.

[Jess Hooker]

This candy. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Here you go. Rabies. Given four doses over 14 days. Rays often given in the area of the wound.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. So it's moved on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's good. And it Bitten by raccoons, bats, foxes or skunks. An unknown dog or cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Has anybody had rabies in here?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chris]

Although I really do get overheated sometimes. Well, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that could be a sign.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, well, you get mild headaches, maybe one every couple years on phone.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, dude.

[Chris]

When I'm brushing my teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever sneeze and you don't really know why?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Rabies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

It's hidden for years. It comes up.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you sleep with your eyes closed?

[Chris]

Yes. I got all this.

[Tom Griswold]

We got. You're as rabid as anything I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Want another movie? Misquote? Josh, please, Just enough time for a couple of these. These were famous quotes from movies. Chicken. That was very nice. The wizard of Oz.

[Chris]

It's been inside you all.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we're not in Kansas. Yeah, Toto, I think we're not in Kansas anymore.

[Chris]

Scarecrow's finger.

[Bob Kevoian]

What she says Toto. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

[Chris]

Yes. Don't you think Dorothy liked the Scarecrow more than the other two?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she, she claims. Doesn't she claim to the Scarecrow? I'll miss you you most of all.

[Chris]

Most of all. Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The tin man in line are going. Thanks a lot.

[Chris]

Yeah, I gave my. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How's this about?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's top 10 of all time movies.

[Chris]

Oh, wizard of Oz.

[Tom Griswold]

It's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's brilliant. It's a work of genius.

[Chris]

So if you had 10 movies to watch, that was it for the rest of your life. One of those 10 would be the wizard of Oz.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think to be an educated person and understand contemporary culture, it's important to see the wizard of Oz.

[Chris]

I think you're applying far too that west side Story. Yeah. If you are getting to a street fight with a guy and bunch of

[Bob Kevoian]

perfectly slacks, that dance belt and some chapstick, you know Toy Story 3.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last Tango in Paris.

[Chris]

Uhhuh. You know, why don't we have the Tom Griswold Film festival? That would be Moderately north.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dallas. Forty last detail body here.

[Chris]

All of it, man. Five easy pieces.

[Tom Griswold]

Paddington 2, good neighbor Sam.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paddington 2 would be in there. Oh yeah, Good neighbor Sam. We'll start off with that.

[Tom Griswold]

I finally watched that. It was on TCM one day. It was amusing. It's like. Yeah, it was fun.

[Chris]

It's a smile. I love those.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those. Jack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. A nervous Jack Lemon is always amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was you. How to murder your wife.

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I. I like it too. Yeah, very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's another classic.

[Chris]

Ever see Divorce American Style?

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I like that.

[Chris]

Also Dick Van Dyke and Debbie Robert Reynolds. I think he's the wife. Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, coming up, I wouldn't say anything. Coming up, we. Oh, no, I insist.

[Chris]

No, no, go. No, no. I wanted to tell you about.

[Christy Lee]

I want to tell you about something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hyundai.

[Chris]

That's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Yeah. The Hyundai. You get the best of both worlds. I will have Hyundai Y, the reliable and efficient Tucson hybrid. Hybrid comes with America's best warranty. I happen to drive one. Love it so much. There's the stylish yet capable Santa Fe hybrid. Bit bigger and has a little bit more power to navigate some of those off road terrains, if you will. It's kind of like having your cake and eating it too. But boy, I'll tell you, the hybrids from Hyundai cannot be Beat lane assist, driver assist. They have wonderful modes. If you need to go into a snow mode, a power mode, a sport mode, they have all these different things you can change into while you're driving. Check out the hybrids from Hyundai, will you? It's the best of both worlds. And you can find them at your local Hyundai dealer. Or visit HyundaiUSA.com call 562-314-4603. They'll give you all the details. Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

That comes from the Hyundai. Loyal driver Christy Lee, you kept your Hyundai longer than any car, I think, in your history. History.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Got over 43,000 miles on her and

[Bob Kevoian]

many, many to go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up. Christy, what's happening over there? What have you got?

[Christy Lee]

We have a moose being rescued. What else? Oh, we have a lady in Altamonte Springs. Do you know where that is?

[Tom Griswold]

It's near Altamont.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's right near Orlando.

[Christy Lee]

It's in Florida, so that means Florida woman does something crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, do you like moose tracks ice cream?

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's tasty.

[Christy Lee]

Very tasty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like moose knuckle clothing?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Good to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

When we return, we will be once again in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this will still be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chris]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Chrissy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chris]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey,

[Tom Griswold]

I had nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, I loved it.

[Chris]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chris]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got over there for us, bud?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just looking at. Josh was saying way earlier in the show that he had actually made a wager on the Kentucky Driver Derby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the last minute. And your horse was great white.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scratch.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was scratched 30 seconds after I placed the battle.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, don't you know you never bet the gray horse.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't, but see, that's, that's what's puzzling me.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Great white is a gray horse.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Never bet the gray horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I mean, it's not a white horse, so if it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it's like a great white shark.

[Jess Hooker]

Shark.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's huge.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I knew I. I was aware of that, but I've never believed it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I. I've never heard just a saying in the horse world, but that's

[Bob Kevoian]

a horse Of a different color.

[Jess Hooker]

My. My daughter bet on the winner.

[Christy Lee]

Yay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chris]

You're kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

No, because her birthday is the 19th and she saw the number 19 and she put $2 down.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Made 60 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Heywood Banks]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude. 60 bucks. When you're a kid, that is. She's rich.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. That is so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was very cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I hope this horse runs in the. There's some speculation it's not going to run.

[Christy Lee]

Tempo. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Might not run on the Preakness or the Belmont.

[Jess Hooker]

How did the Ford Tempo do? I'm going to try that again.

[Tom Griswold]

It was disqualified.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's brave.

[Chris]

It is brave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yes. Christy Lee is over there.

[Christy Lee]

This is not about horses. It's about mooses. Oh. A Saskatchewan towing company helped rescue a moose that became trapped in ice. Clint Gottinger, owner of Rebel Towing now.

[Chris]

Oh, I hope they. I hope they have a rebel flag as their local.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It's in Canada. Told CTV News he was working when he happened upon the stranded moose. The yearling had broken through a patch of thin ice after running across a frozen body of water. He used his ramp and toe straps to help the moose break free. Free. He then loaded the moose up, brought it home to rest until it returned to the wild on its own the following day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sweet.

[Chris]

Hey, honey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, listen, I'm home for dinner. There's a moose in my truck. Do you mind if I really.

[Tom Griswold]

The guest room's ready, right? Is the guest room ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So can you eat? You can eat moose, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Can't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Chocolate moose.

[Chris]

It's good eating, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, very chocolate mousse is very salmon.

[Tom Griswold]

Moose.

[Chris]

Moose.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard about this Liberty Bell thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's cracked.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is. I. This is like a. This is a 1776 nerd fest.

[Christy Lee]

A group of Liberty Bell super fans are hunting for replicas of the famous bell in each state.

[Chris]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

This all started with a savings Bond Drive in 1950. The Treasury Department commissioned copies of the cracked bell, one for each U.S. state in several territories since the beginning. Except for the serial numbers, they were faithful replicas, right down to the pass and Stow trademark and a faux crack. Now, these so called bell hunters have dedicated themselves to visiting as many of the replicas as possible. The most accessible to the public are those in Idaho, Arizona. Oh, sorry. According to the Associated Press, most are accessible to the public, except for those in Idaho, Arizona, Alabama, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania. And the replicas were cast by the picard foundry run by a family who've been making bells in southeastern France since 1796.

[Tom Griswold]

Make it so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, honey, my vacation's coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got the names of seven liberty bells. We can go visit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Chris]

Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one in Akron. My sister's from there. 6.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if they have like a little book that they have them. Like you get a stamp in them or something.

[Tom Griswold]

They must.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is the Liberty Bell now?

[Pat Godwin]

Right in front of where I used to work.

[Christy Lee]

Pennsylvania, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. All right. These are. These are very vague answers. Is it.

[Pat Godwin]

Just go with it.

[Christy Lee]

It's on Main street in Philadelphia.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it at the top of a building or is it in the park? Okay, cool. Does it still. Can you ring it if you want.

[Chris]

Yeah. No, they don't ring.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can still. You can ring a cracked bell during

[Chris]

Philadelphia days, July 4th. You can. If you hit it three times with a softball, you get a stuffed animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh,

[Chris]

it's the most.

[Tom Griswold]

I should go see it at some point.

[Chris]

Patriotic celebration. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

How did it crack?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it was a gift. They were bringing it over for me

[Chris]

and it hadn't fully cooled yet and they dropped it on, I don't know, Paul Revere's foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's why I took off on the horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

How big is it?

[Chris]

It's actually big. It's not that big. It's like a big.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't tell from that photograph.

[Chris]

It's kind of like a shoebox.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like five feet.

[Christy Lee]

So Pat's the only one in this room that's seen the Liberty Bell.

[Pat Godwin]

The area of where Ace is sitting. Imagine something taking it two aces up. That's about that big.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It really is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could we do this in English in feet or inches?

[Jess Hooker]

Like 15ft high.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go with a 10 by 5.

[Chris]

10ft high, 5ft wide.

[Bob Kevoian]

On tomorrow's show, we'll get an answer in English.

[Chris]

So it's as tall as a basket in the NBA?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so. That's what I'm going with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no wonder it's cracked.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the frame, right? You mean the frame and the bell itself.

[Christy Lee]

How big is the Liberty bell? Is approximately three feet tall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, zero.

[Christy Lee]

Close from tip to crown. Three feet tall with a 12 foot circumference around the lip. And a six foot six inch circumference.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to see the bell that Godwin saw

[Bob Kevoian]

in this room.

[Chris]

You were way off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much talking about the wooden thing, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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